Contest #894


Cartoon

894


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started -
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued -
Number of captions 6157
Number of responses 878676
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 See how the nose seems to follow you? 1.6776 0.01981 1470 737 470 263
1 It’s like a New Yorker cartoon. You have to pretend to get it. 1.6613 0.01494 2911 1605 687 619
2 Ever since I can remember, paintings of children have given me nightmares. 1.6503 0.01783 1953 1067 502 384
3 Any Bozo could paint that. 1.6487 0.01932 1614 869 443 302
4 You throw a pie, it’s a joke. You throw paint, it’s art. 1.6279 0.01358 3257 1810 849 598
5 When he died he left some big shoes to fill. 1.6125 0.01962 1440 786 426 228
6 It doesn't speak to me. Then again, it was painted by a mime. 1.6001 0.01653 2093 1184 562 347
7 Big deal; any Bozo could have painted this. 1.5862 0.01935 1491 852 404 235
8 Personally, I prefer works from his ‘seltzer down the pants’ period. 1.5795 0.01697 1957 1136 508 313
9 Some clown calls this art. 1.5744 0.02000 1337 763 380 194
10 I still think you can convey more emotion through balloon animals. 1.5736 0.01998 1297 730 390 177
11 Let’s get the rest out of the car. They’ve got to see this. 1.5728 0.02094 1208 688 348 172
12 This is an example of Pre-Ronald McDonaldism 1.5643 0.01930 1462 855 389 219
13 Portraits of people creep me out 1.5637 0.01917 1508 890 386 232
14 That’s how you paint a face. 1.5613 0.01245 3385 1956 958 471
15 It’s profound but not “ha ha” profound. 1.5596 0.01981 1292 737 387 168
16 The reviewer said some clown painted this. I feel insulted. 1.5589 0.01697 1841 1073 507 261
17 It's good, but I wouldn't shove my face through it. 1.5579 0.01704 1875 1108 488 279
18 I throw paint against a wall and a bunch of kids giggle. He does it and they put it in a museum. 1.5578 0.01904 1409 809 414 186
19 I’d explain it to you, but then it wouldn’t be funny. 1.5566 0.01799 1520 860 474 186
20 Well, it's art -- but is it funny? 1.5533 0.01697 1793 1042 510 241
21 I think it could use more balloons. 1.5519 0.01463 2794 1742 562 490
22 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1.5519 0.01473 2767 1728 551 488
23 It's nice but the feet are too small. 1.5469 0.01619 1856 1062 573 221
24 This guy used to do my makeup. 1.5445 0.01703 1743 1018 501 224
25 Art as a career? No way - you're going to finish college, just like your old man! 1.5443 0.01526 2258 1342 603 313
26 Hard to believe anyone takes this stuff seriously. 1.5427 0.01857 1406 809 431 166
27 I've had enough of this. Have the valet bring the unicycles around. 1.5407 0.01776 1670 999 439 232
28 It's the eternal struggle: man versus banana peel. 1.5403 0.01902 1353 785 405 163
29 Sure but try painting that on a four year old’s face. 1.5379 0.01970 1294 762 368 164
30 I rode my tiny tricycle three miles for this? 1.5376 0.01917 1408 840 379 189
31 I told you the New York art scene has become a circus. 1.5335 0.01798 1509 884 445 180
32 There's a sort of sadness here that I can appreciate. 1.5333 0.01674 1635 934 530 171
33 Sure, when an 18th century prince wears a collar it’s “sophisticated.” 1.5326 0.02301 1057 658 235 164
34 The feet lack proportion. 1.5326 0.01694 1932 1198 439 295
35 This one reminds me of my days as a Congressman. 1.5310 0.02007 1388 866 307 215
36 I'm just not sure I can take this artist seriously. 1.5287 0.01617 1814 1059 551 204
37 The flowers look so real. Like they could just squirt you in the face. 1.5207 0.01887 1452 890 368 194
38 I hate to be critical but this one’s only a two honker for me. 1.5195 0.01716 1565 917 483 165
39 Two hours in a clown car in midtown traffic for this? 1.5193 0.01911 1350 813 373 164
40 I think the artist was juggling too many concepts. 1.5158 0.02198 979 583 287 109
41 The only President who ever gave us clowns a bad name. 1.5122 0.02140 1150 720 271 159
42 There's something about the nose that is disturbing. 1.5048 0.01929 1258 760 361 137
43 Must have been done by a mime—it doesn’t speak to me. 1.5037 0.02052 1229 774 291 164
44 Yes, but where is the sense of existential dread that we bring to OUR performances? 1.5031 0.02024 1147 696 325 126
45 Lacks subtlety! 1.4969 0.02054 1133 699 305 129
46 You see Giggles, when real life itself becomes absurd then art loses its relevance. 1.4968 0.02050 1107 676 312 119
47 This was by Bozo from his red, blue, orange, yellow period. 1.4954 0.02065 1096 672 305 119
48 It's good, but it's not seltzer in your pants good. 1.4949 0.02221 1089 706 227 156
49 It’s supposed to be clowns to the left, JOKERS to the right. 1.4938 0.02591 729 456 186 87
50 His paintings are OK, but it was his work with balloon animals that first drew me in. 1.4935 0.02145 1074 675 268 131
51 These old Dutch Masters were so SERIOUS, but wow did they have great collars! 1.4924 0.02204 1052 671 244 137
52 I’m sure it will fit in our car. 1.4921 0.02203 1073 690 238 145
53 They paint to hide their pain. 1.4914 0.02100 1048 644 293 111
54 These days, I guess any clown can call himself an artist. But, on the other hand, not every artist can call himself a clown. 1.4880 0.02172 1004 626 266 112
55 The shoes are out of proportion. 1.4860 0.02082 965 577 307 81
56 Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns! 1.4841 0.02345 942 612 204 126
57 It's comical, ironic, sad and scary all at the same time. 1.4836 0.02214 943 587 256 100
58 One senses a lack of gravitas. 1.4821 0.02202 950 592 258 100
59 It just reeks of mime. 1.4799 0.02277 896 562 238 96
60 I can’t take his work seriously. 1.4776 0.02278 892 561 236 95
61 I could swear I was smiling when I posed for this. 1.4769 0.02214 864 527 262 75
62 And they think we are a joke… 1.4752 0.02327 846 532 226 88
63 Sorry, but I just can't take his work seriously. 1.4745 0.02376 862 555 205 102
64 But will it fit in our car? 1.4745 0.02404 862 560 195 107
65 He was the first clown elected as the President of the United States 1.4732 0.02533 839 563 155 121
66 Amazing how the seltzer bottle seems to follow you around the room. 1.4727 0.02400 825 528 204 93
67 It's rare for a clown to have a blue period. 1.4725 0.02367 817 516 216 85
68 See - now, why is this art? Any clown could do this. 1.4720 0.02352 839 533 216 90
69 It's nice, but will it fit in our car? 1.4671 0.02478 790 514 183 93
70 I mean, any Bozo could do it. 1.4668 0.02605 752 499 155 98
71 We better hurry up and get back to work in US House of Representatives! 1.4657 0.02629 758 509 145 104
72 It’s good but there ought to be clowns. Where are the clowns? 1.4651 0.02537 746 485 175 86
73 Honestly, who would wear that top with those shoes? 1.4639 0.02457 776 501 190 85
74 I find it difficult to take this artist seriously. 1.4620 0.02510 736 475 182 79
75 How many do you think we could fit in our car? 1.4614 0.02531 713 458 181 74
76 What bozo painted this? 1.4607 0.02531 725 469 178 78
77 I know a fake smile when I see one. 1.4596 0.02462 731 466 194 71
78 We sent him to college to do this? 1.4596 0.02536 705 453 180 72
79 Well sure he’s laughing on the outside, but we know he’s crying on the inside. 1.4595 0.02513 729 471 181 77
80 This face screams into the void demanding meaning, meaning, and also pie. 1.4589 0.02576 730 481 163 86
81 This is from his blue nose period. 1.4588 0.02981 510 328 130 52
82 Modern Art - any clown could do this. 1.4588 0.02548 752 497 165 90
83 Children have scared me ever since I was little. 1.4570 0.02618 709 469 156 84
84 The shoes look disproportionately small, don’t they? 1.4560 0.02583 693 451 168 74
85 I am always amused by the way people in the eighteenth century dressed! 1.4558 0.02566 678 436 175 67
86 Never could do noses. 1.4548 0.02505 675 427 189 59
87 What clown painted this 1.4527 0.02731 645 428 142 75
88 I just don't see him as a serious artist. 1.4525 0.02566 652 416 177 59
89 This is early Ringling Bros." 1.4519 0.02521 655 414 186 55
90 I still say the only good thing about the Renaissance was the collars." 1.4505 0.02754 646 433 135 78
91 You see, if I painted that, they’d laugh at me. 1.4492 0.02644 650 425 158 67
92 This one was painted by a kid we traumatized at her birthday party. 1.4467 0.02769 638 430 131 77
93 The joyous expression reveals an underlying and hideous darkness, don't you think? 1.4463 0.02774 614 409 136 69
94 24 million dollars, and we're the clowns? 1.4461 0.02991 547 369 112 66
95 I can’t believe I drove 20 people here for this. 1.4450 0.02863 618 423 115 80
96 Fine brush work , but it doesn’t speak to me like a pie in the face . 1.4433 0.02848 609 414 120 75
97 Twenty of us drove downtown in one car for this? 1.4433 0.02860 600 407 120 73
98 I’ve had pies on my face with more depth. 1.4422 0.02851 597 404 122 71
99 Any clown could paint that. 1.4415 0.02737 598 394 144 60
100 Meh....My face is painted better. 1.4413 0.02709 571 368 154 49
101 I’ve met the artist. He’s a real Bozo. 1.4391 0.02819 583 390 130 63
102 Any clown could do this. 1.4389 0.02773 581 384 139 58
103 Are we meant to take this seriously 1.4387 0.02670 579 373 158 48
104 How many of these do think will fit in my car? 1.4375 0.02825 560 371 133 56
105 It's good. And I've painted a lot of faces. 1.4373 0.02762 590 392 138 60
106 I'll grab the painting, you wind up the getaway car. 1.4365 0.03104 543 381 87 75
107 That Bozo, he spills a little grease paint and gets an exhibition. 1.4347 0.02781 536 348 143 45
108 Any Bozo could've painted this. 1.4341 0.02802 599 406 126 67
109 Look at that nose, so small and pale. What clown painted this? 1.4336 0.02816 565 377 131 57
110 I prefer art that scares children. 1.4333 0.02704 547 352 153 42
111 It lacks a certain sophistication. 1.4331 0.02836 531 349 134 48
112 I know it’s supposed to be funny, but it scares me. 1.4326 0.02914 527 352 122 53
113 “I knew Bozo. And that, my friend, is no Bozo.” 1.4324 0.02909 555 377 116 62
114 This is not at all how I thought the Witness Protection Program would work. 1.4304 0.03099 546 387 83 76
115 I would buy a framed reprint at the gift shop, but we've already got twelve guys in the car. 1.4303 0.02713 588 390 143 55
116 I still prefer balloon animals. 1.4301 0.02664 551 354 157 40
117 Where’s the fun? Where’s the squeak? Where’s the look of terror in people’s eyes!? 1.4296 0.02784 561 373 135 53
118 I'll grant that it demonstrates a modicum of pathos, but it's no face full of seltzer. 1.4288 0.03003 520 355 107 58
119 I like interactive art better. It squirts back. 1.4277 0.02911 505 335 124 46
120 I don’t know. It just doesn’t honk my horn. 1.4277 0.02943 484 319 123 42
121 I give it 3 1/2 honks. 1.4275 0.02733 545 356 145 44
122 Ballerinas creep me out! 1.4272 0.03000 529 364 104 61
123 It's like a mime painted it -- it just doesn't speak to me. 1.4266 0.03117 497 344 94 59
124 The feet are out of proportion. 1.4263 0.02952 495 330 119 46
125 I could squirt that from a flower. 1.4255 0.02880 550 374 118 58
126 Isn't it rich? They sent us in, and even we don't get it. 1.4251 0.02986 487 326 115 46
127 Send in the critics. 1.4242 0.03092 488 335 99 54
128 Don’t be too obvious, but check out that freak looking at the Rodin. 1.4233 0.02976 489 328 115 46
129 what clown made this” 1.4230 0.02954 513 348 113 52
130 To me it says, "Send in the clowns..." 1.4223 0.02960 476 316 119 41
131 It's no pie in the face. 1.4223 0.03204 476 333 85 58
132 What kind of clown painted this? 1.4216 0.02910 491 326 123 42
133 And people actually do this for a living. 1.4214 0.02932 515 349 115 51
134 Let's buy it and take it home. I think it'll fit in the car. 1.4205 0.02915 516 349 117 50
135 Sure, it forces you to confront the true meaning of the human experience and, therefore, your own existence, but so does a whoopie cushion. 1.4200 0.03168 469 325 91 53
136 So much walking today, I wore the wrong shoes. 1.4200 0.03051 469 317 107 45
137 Surely they can’t be serious? 1.4194 0.03039 465 313 109 43
138 It implies the enormous shoes without showing them. 1.4194 0.03084 465 316 103 46
139 That could be me if I hadn’t run away and joined the circus. 1.4179 0.02974 469 313 116 40
140 My favorite French impressionist was Marcel Marceau. 1.4167 0.03203 456 317 88 51
141 Indeed, Claribelle. Beauty is in the eye of the pie-holder. 1.4162 0.02946 495 335 114 46
142 It’s tragic, no? The painter leaving the pie on the windowsill. Unattended, unthrown, never fulfilling its one true purpose. 1.4161 0.03204 447 309 90 48
143 It’s happy, yet sad. 1.4154 0.02898 479 318 123 38
144 What a waste of face paint. 1.4153 0.03193 443 305 92 46
145 Cezanne's work was too derivative. I prefer Red Skelton's work--he really got our essence. 1.4131 0.03047 472 323 103 46
146 Only 3000 more kids birthday parties and we can own this Larry! 1.4131 0.03332 443 315 73 55
147 They never quite get the noses right, do they? 1.4129 0.03117 448 306 99 43
148 I find it derivative of his earlier balloon animal work 1.4116 0.03069 464 318 101 45
149 It's kind of melancholy to realize that this was the last great work from his Banana Cream Pie In The Face Period. 1.4111 0.02947 467 313 116 38
150 Go ahead, place a bid. You'd be amazed how much art I can fit in the car. 1.4098 0.03226 427 295 89 43
151 The use of color is a bit… desperate for attention, no? 1.4096 0.03019 437 292 111 34
152 This is my red-nose period. 1.4085 0.02933 470 316 116 38
153 And to think, WE give people nightmares. 1.4077 0.03127 439 301 97 41
154 Now I'm no artist but this has to be a joke. 1.4075 0.03120 427 290 100 37
155 This piece is filled with ambiguities and contradictions. I prefer a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants. 1.4066 0.03187 455 320 85 50
156 Why do they always make the feet so small? 1.4060 0.02956 431 285 117 29
157 I find it lacks a certain je ne sais clown. 1.4044 0.03145 408 276 99 33
158 I like it, but it’s no Dogs Playing Poker… 1.4043 0.03139 470 332 86 52
159 I’ll bet we could have made her smile 1.4036 0.03228 441 311 82 48
160 It’s ok, but I can’t say it squirts my flower … 1.4035 0.03310 399 277 83 39
161 It captures why people are afraid of us. 1.4027 0.03010 452 308 106 38
162 At least it's not a can of soup. 1.4025 0.03323 400 279 81 40
163 It somehow makes me smile but feel sad inside. 1.4024 0.03127 425 291 97 37
164 At minimum, they could've fit a few dozen more subjects in the composition. 1.4010 0.03185 414 285 92 37
165 Any Bozo could’ve made this. 1.4009 0.03122 439 304 94 41
166 I don’t think there’s room in the car to get it home 1.4007 0.03789 302 210 63 29
167 This speaks to me, unlike a mime. 1.3995 0.03382 408 291 71 46
168 This guy has no clue how to paint a face. 1.3987 0.03015 464 321 101 42
169 Now, wasn’t running away to join the museum totally worth it for this? 1.3984 0.03245 379 258 91 30
170 Told ya. In America,. we can become president 1.3981 0.03365 422 304 68 50
171 The nose is wrong. 1.3974 0.03034 463 322 98 43
172 I mean just look at this! Any Bozo could have done that! 1.3969 0.03361 393 277 76 40
173 I haven’t seen anything here that wouldn’t be improved by a banana cream pie. 1.3969 0.03324 383 266 82 35
174 This piece is a joke. I love it. 1.3968 0.03228 378 257 92 29
175 circa 2030. This is my nephew -- the former 45th President of the United States -- who has faded into oblivion. 1.3966 0.03383 416 300 67 49
176 Personally, I prefer performance art. 1.3962 0.03081 419 286 100 33
177 I just can't take this stuff seriously. 1.3960 0.03228 399 276 88 35
178 I'd buy it, but we'd never fit it into the car. 1.3958 0.03378 384 270 76 38
179 The noses are completely unrealistic. 1.3957 0.03414 369 258 76 35
180 Presidential portraits really creep me out. 1.3956 0.03079 412 280 101 31
181 I mean, really, I wouldn't even let him paint my face. 1.3953 0.03391 382 269 75 38
182 No mater how good they are, they never get the nose right. 1.3938 0.03179 386 263 94 29
183 It feels a little too high-brow for me. 1.3932 0.03125 384 259 99 26
184 I ‘d like to take a closer look but the shoes won’t let me 1.3925 0.03598 372 271 56 45
185 You can almost feel the squirt of the flowers. 1.3911 0.03417 358 250 76 32
186 Something about the nose isn't quite right... 1.3907 0.03253 407 287 81 39
187 I believe it's an early Bozo. 1.3904 0.03312 397 281 77 39
188 I may not know much about art, but that would look better if I smacked it with a cream pie. 1.3904 0.03481 374 268 66 40
189 And we frighten people? 1.3903 0.03179 433 307 83 43
190 Any Bozo could have done this. 1.3892 0.03201 406 284 86 36
191 So disappointing. Still, it was nice to ride over here with just the two of us in the car. 1.3887 0.03221 355 240 92 23
192 Any clown could have painted that. 1.3886 0.03282 368 254 85 29
193 I like it. It's clown art, but it isn't serial killer clown art. 1.3879 0.03461 348 244 73 31
194 I’ve always wanted to take up painting, but I feel like I have some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.3879 0.03132 397 273 94 30
195 So few people appreciate subtlety these days. 1.3875 0.03274 369 255 85 29
196 It's good, but I prefer his work with balloon animals. 1.3873 0.03247 377 261 86 30
197 And people told us we’d never use our art history degrees. 1.3873 0.03396 377 268 72 37
198 I don’t think it will fit in the car. 1.3870 0.03283 385 270 81 34
199 Hard to believe that some Bozo got paid for painting this. 1.3869 0.03398 367 259 74 34
200 Must be british humor. 1.3859 0.03476 368 264 66 38
201 This one reminds me of our first year in Congress. 1.3854 0.03559 371 271 57 43
202 I’m having a hard time taking any of this seriously. 1.3853 0.03423 353 248 74 31
203 … And for this one I used a pie. 1.3848 0.03426 369 263 70 36
204 Any bozo can do this 1.3848 0.03316 369 258 80 31
205 I dunno - portraits of clowns always give me the creeps. 1.3840 0.03292 362 251 83 28
206 His Bozo period was outstanding. 1.3834 0.03312 373 262 79 32
207 Yeah, I don’t know… I guess I prefer balloons as a medium. 1.3828 0.03461 337 236 73 28
208 Always clowns to the left, jokers to the right. The artist seems to say, "Here I am." 1.3825 0.03549 332 235 67 30
209 It captures the tension between wanting only to bring people joy and the knowledge that you terrify them. 1.3825 0.03487 366 264 64 38
210 This is from his Big Shoe period. 1.3819 0.03515 343 244 67 32
211 Anyone can capture a tortured soul. Where, I ask, is the inner clown? 1.3812 0.03554 341 244 64 33
212 People pictures scare me. 1.3806 0.03301 360 251 81 28
213 I don't know... It looks like the smile is painted on his face. 1.3806 0.03278 360 250 83 27
214 I prefer art that juxtaposes hoopla and buffoonery with the creepy and grotesque. 1.3803 0.03405 355 251 73 31
215 It’s more Picasso than Ringling. 1.3800 0.03391 350 246 75 29
216 Personally, I haven't seen anything I like since Jeff Koons. 1.3800 0.03318 350 243 81 26
217 And they say clowns are scary. 1.3799 0.03437 329 229 75 25
218 Pretty realistic, but they got the nose all wrong. 1.3798 0.03508 337 239 68 30
219 The nose looks a little off to me. 1.3797 0.03123 374 256 94 24
220 I don't get absurdism. 1.3795 0.03494 332 234 70 28
221 Where's the depth, the emotion, the big floppy shoes? 1.3787 0.03233 367 255 85 27
222 It needs less Emmett Kelly and more Pagliacci. 1.3787 0.03165 404 285 85 34
223 I can do better than this bozo. 1.3778 0.03322 360 253 78 29
224 Disturbing. It’s as if the artist was terrified by something as a child. I wonder what it was. 1.3777 0.03561 323 229 66 28
225 One can almost feel the sunflower squirt into one’s eye. 1.3771 0.03388 350 247 74 29
226 This one is a tribute the resilience of the female body and spirit. Or it’s a balloon snake. 1.3769 0.03567 329 235 64 30
227 Do you think it will fit in the car? 1.3764 0.03177 356 244 90 22
228 But the smile looks unnatural, like it's painted on. 1.3754 0.03596 341 248 58 35
229 The gravitas and realism here is exquisite. 1.3746 0.03412 339 239 73 27
230 I find it derivative, unbalanced... and I want to throw a pie at it. 1.3743 0.03564 342 248 60 34
231 It’s a nice start, but he has some large shoes to fill. 1.3743 0.03491 342 245 66 31
232 I never knew Picasso had a 'Big Shoes' period. 1.3743 0.03500 334 238 67 29
233 Two million bucks? Barnum was right” 1.3742 0.03748 310 225 54 31
234 It’s great, but will it fit in the car? 1.3740 0.03288 361 254 79 28
235 The shoes look too small. 1.3737 0.03216 380 268 82 30
236 This was his “red nose” period. 1.3732 0.03329 351 247 77 27
237 I know it's supposed to be funny but something about it creeps me out. 1.3732 0.03401 351 250 71 30
238 Amazing how the red noses follow you around the room. 1.3730 0.03450 311 216 74 21
239 We found 84 of these in his car. 1.3725 0.03266 349 243 82 24
240 Oils can never have the impact of grease paint. 1.3724 0.03521 341 246 63 32
241 This was before I discovered face paint. 1.3723 0.03513 325 231 67 27
242 Gimme a break. Sells a few paintings & now he signs 'em 'Beaux-zo.' 1.3722 0.03755 309 225 53 31
243 It lacks a certain custard pie. 1.3717 0.03460 339 242 68 29
244 This is a joke, right? 1.3716 0.03414 331 233 73 25
245 Well I think it’s creepy. 1.3712 0.03422 326 229 73 24
246 Again, I find it hard to take it seriously. 1.3711 0.03337 353 250 75 28
247 It’s nice, but not the ‘Dogs Playing Cards’ nice. 1.3707 0.03562 348 255 57 36
248 They said send us in… why? 1.3705 0.03587 332 241 59 32
249 Of course it speaks to you....you're an idiot. 1.3699 0.03666 319 232 56 31
250 You've given this 'art thing' your best shot, but it's time to buckle down and focus on birthday parties and the circus 1.3699 0.03772 319 236 48 35
251 I mean, it's tragic, but is it "Ha Ha" tragic? 1.3698 0.03465 338 242 67 29
252 Not everyone's gonna want to see a nude Ronald McDonald. 1.3686 0.03498 350 255 61 34
253 I’m really not sure how clowns like us ended up as art critics. 1.3684 0.03379 380 278 64 38
254 This piece has a certain honk honk awooga quality about it. 1.3677 0.03657 310 224 58 28
255 Art? Any bozo could do that. 1.3671 0.03228 346 241 83 22
256 I don't know art but I know what's funny. 1.3669 0.03354 357 256 71 30
257 I just want to throw a pie at it. 1.3669 0.03462 338 243 66 29
258 Actually, you do look better naked. 1.3660 0.03747 306 224 52 30
259 Flunking out of clown college was the best thing that ever happened to him. 1.3656 0.03572 320 231 61 28
260 But does it make you laugh? 1.3654 0.03423 301 209 74 18
261 If I simply splattered makeup on my face you wouldn’t call me a clown yet somehow Jackson Pollock is “an artist.” 1.3651 0.03640 315 229 57 29
262 This was from his "Pie in Face" period. 1.3649 0.03721 285 204 58 23
263 Im sleeping with your wife. 1.3640 0.04090 283 214 35 34
264 This was painted during his bluenose period." 1.3639 0.03782 305 225 49 31
265 As with humor, it's all how you frame it. 1.3630 0.03719 292 211 56 25
266 It's hard to take his work seriously. 1.3625 0.03601 309 223 60 26
267 I know elephants who can paint better than this. 1.3621 0.03799 290 212 51 27
268 This was one of the last painted on canvas, before the black velvet movement. 1.3621 0.03606 290 206 63 21
269 It's very realistic. Like you can just honk his nose. 1.3618 0.03612 293 209 62 22
270 Any clown can paint that. 1.3618 0.03677 293 211 58 24
271 It's nice I suppose, but it doesn't make me go "honk." 1.3616 0.03704 307 225 53 29
272 I mean Picasso's okay but I just can't stop thinking about the giant balloon dog sculpture. 1.3609 0.03536 302 215 65 22
273 I give it 3-and-a-half honks. 1.3607 0.03572 305 219 62 24
274 Evokes both sadness and quiet buffoonery." 1.3605 0.03698 294 213 56 25
275 I can’t take this seriously. 1.3605 0.03537 294 208 66 20
276 I'd buy it tonight but there's no room in my car. 1.3605 0.03601 319 233 57 29
277 And this is my portrait as a Republican in the US House of Representatives. 1.3605 0.03788 319 240 43 36
278 So pretentious of him to sign it ´Beau-Zeau.’ 1.3599 0.03961 289 217 40 32
279 I don't think he really understands pathos. 1.3596 0.03667 267 188 62 17
280 But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns… 1.3590 0.03768 312 233 46 33
281 And this is the painting that convinced me to pack up my brushes and canvas and enroll in clown school. 1.3584 0.03672 293 212 57 24
282 Picasso never could get a nose right 1.3582 0.03905 282 209 45 28
283 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? 1.3574 0.03705 319 238 48 33
284 The use of color is magnificent, reminds me of early Bozo 1.3574 0.03514 319 231 62 26
285 He paints faces. I paint faces. Big whoop. 1.3566 0.03691 272 194 59 19
286 It needs more pie. 1.3566 0.03789 258 184 56 18
287 They made me check it at the desk but I'd usually be honking right now. 1.3561 0.03741 278 201 55 22
288 It lacks gravitas. 1.3558 0.03849 267 194 51 22
289 They can’t be serious… 1.3548 0.03464 310 222 66 22
290 Yes it's broad and cartoonish, but that's the point. 1.3547 0.03545 296 212 63 21
291 It makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time. 1.3547 0.03414 296 208 71 17
292 Sometimes an exploding cigar is just an exploding cigar. 1.3544 0.03639 285 205 59 21
293 I see a surface frivolity with a haunting underlying sadness. 1.3543 0.03527 302 217 63 22
294 Sure, we could buy it, but would it fit in the car? 1.3542 0.03776 288 212 50 26
295 It's supposed to make you laugh, but I find it kind of creepy. 1.3541 0.03533 305 220 62 23
296 How do you not see a rubber chicken? 1.3541 0.03533 305 220 62 23
297 There are some depths of the human experience that you just can't capture with balloon animals. 1.3539 0.03628 308 226 55 27
298 I wonder what Bozo painted this one. 1.3537 0.03515 311 225 62 24
299 But it would never fit in our car. 1.3535 0.03599 297 215 59 23
300 It creeps me out but I don’t know why. 1.3534 0.03928 266 196 46 24
301 I think we could have helped him through his blue period.” 1.3531 0.03699 303 224 51 28
302 Sure, the oranges are realistic, but do they make you want to juggle? 1.3529 0.03569 289 207 62 20
303 Some artists just don't understand subtlety. 1.3527 0.03657 275 197 59 19
304 Seriously, any clown could paint this 1.3526 0.03322 329 235 72 22
305 Got his start as a face painter. 1.3525 0.03518 295 211 64 20
306 It's amazing how many people he can fit on one canvas. 1.3519 0.03685 287 209 55 23
307 Sure, he's laughing on the outside ... 1.3517 0.03625 290 210 58 22
308 HONK 1.3507 0.03720 268 193 56 19
309 But will it fit in the tiny car? 1.3502 0.03563 277 197 63 17
310 I'm partial to his earlier work, 'The Squirting Flower.' 1.3502 0.03707 277 201 55 21
311 I find myself drawn to works of the Beaux-zo-Arts style. 1.3497 0.03783 306 231 43 32
312 I know it’s irrational, but portraits scare the crap out of me. 1.3493 0.03604 292 212 58 22
313 There's just something creepy about it. 1.3492 0.03546 295 213 61 21
314 Squirting Sunflowers, oil on canvas. 1.3491 0.03932 275 206 42 27
315 Look at what some clown painted. 1.3487 0.03565 304 222 58 24
316 Do you feel like this piece takes itself too seriously? 1.3486 0.03441 327 239 62 26
317 I tried being a painter, but I couldn't stand people laughing at my work. 1.3485 0.03906 264 195 46 23
318 I could totally make this out of balloons. 1.3484 0.03680 287 210 54 23
319 Who are we to judge what's funny? 1.3480 0.03741 273 199 53 21
320 I used to work with the elephant that did these. 1.3480 0.03694 296 219 51 26
321 Now I see why people keep addressing me as Mr. President. 1.3472 0.04108 265 202 34 29
322 Melancholy, alienated and truly disturbing. I love it! 1.3471 0.03738 291 216 49 26
323 What kind of a clown would paint something like that? 1.3469 0.03742 294 219 48 27
324 Humorous yet sad and a little scary... I cant figure out what it reminds me of..." 1.3469 0.03831 271 200 48 23
325 Can you believe they dressed like that? 1.3459 0.03696 292 216 51 25
326 once you have made ballon animals , canvas art seems talentless 1.3459 0.03566 292 212 59 21
327 It really lacks the honka honka awoogah of his earlier work. 1.3452 0.03662 281 205 55 21
328 Where’s the passion? The depth? The squirting seltzer? 1.3451 0.03842 255 186 50 19
329 What clown would call that art? 1.3447 0.03750 264 192 53 19
330 It's hard to take some of this stuff seriously. 1.3446 0.03498 296 214 62 20
331 I don't know....It just lacks a certain gravitas. 1.3446 0.03658 296 219 52 25
332 Does no one believe in subtlety anymore?" 1.3443 0.03700 273 199 54 20
333 It's a little lowbrow for me... 1.3443 0.03458 305 221 63 21
334 In my opinion, Renoir was the Bozo of Impressionists. 1.3443 0.04005 244 180 44 20
335 Sure, he can create imperceptible transitions between light and shade, but can he pull a four-foot long scarf out of his ear while riding a unicycle wearing size 22 shoes? 1.3442 0.03562 276 198 61 17
336 It’s so relatable – amusing and creepy at the same time. 1.3441 0.03816 279 208 46 25
337 I'm starting to think the joke's on us. 1.3440 0.03853 250 182 50 18
338 Now this one is just silly. 1.3440 0.03546 282 203 61 18
339 I find the contrast between form and shadow compelling and resonant of the rapid decline into nihilistic conformity. Pull my finger. 1.3438 0.03870 256 188 48 20
340 Where’s a pie when you need one? 1.3430 0.03896 242 176 49 17
341 Don't turn around, I'm sure he thinks we're not serious buyers. 1.3425 0.03849 254 186 49 19
342 Sure, it's "ha." But it's not "ha ha." 1.3424 0.03737 257 186 54 17
343 You’d know all this, of course, if you had gone to Clown College. 1.3423 0.03786 260 190 51 19
344 I prefer balloon artists. 1.3423 0.03747 260 189 53 18
345 Is it just me, or are these creepy? 1.3422 0.03794 263 193 50 20
346 This was from his early banana peel period 1.3416 0.03883 243 177 49 17
347 Probably some Bozo from the Lower West Side... 1.3410 0.03813 261 192 49 20
348 Some clown painted it. 1.3410 0.03695 261 189 55 17
349 I love that the artist doesn't try too hard to make us laugh. 1.3403 0.03626 288 212 54 22
350 This one I find rather honk honk, zip zip, awooga, wouldn't you agree? 1.3401 0.03638 294 218 52 24
351 It marries the depth and composition of a Rothko with the action and scale of a Pollock . Hold on, that's just our shadow. 1.3400 0.03846 250 183 49 18
352 And this one, titled 'House Painter's Dropcloth', was recently purchased for $2.7 million by the museum's board of trustees. And they're still calling US the clowns? 1.3399 0.03651 303 227 49 27
353 At that exact moment, Sasha realized that her mother was right and that she should have married a mime. 1.3398 0.03942 256 191 43 22
354 Tickles should lose the nose when she poses nude. 1.3398 0.03903 256 190 45 21
355 It's great, but there's no way it'll fit in our car. 1.3396 0.03882 265 198 44 23
356 It does speak to me, but it just says 'honk, honk'. 1.3396 0.03615 265 191 58 16
357 Nice, but I'd love to see him paint this this while riding a unicycle. 1.3396 0.03626 268 194 57 17
358 And to think he’s now speaker of the house! 1.3392 0.03770 283 212 46 25
359 Of course the art world is a different sort of circus. 1.3392 0.03398 286 204 67 15
360 A smile is the hardest thing to paint. 1.3390 0.03912 236 172 48 16
361 There is a fine line between art school and clown college, and this is it. 1.3388 0.03933 242 178 46 18
362 It makes you ask, ‘what clown painted this?’ 1.3382 0.03743 275 204 49 22
363 If it's not on velvet, I don't see the point. 1.3376 0.03933 234 171 47 16
364 Frankly, it scares me. 1.3376 0.03758 237 170 54 13
365 I'd tell you my opinion, but you never take me seriously. 1.3374 0.03876 243 178 48 17
366 Is it just me or do you find this kinda creepy? 1.3374 0.03843 246 180 49 17
367 And they think any clown can be an artist 1.3362 0.03906 232 169 48 15
368 Notice that he’s not afraid to color outside the lines. 1.3362 0.03858 232 168 50 14
369 I dont care how hard you push , you could never fit twelve of those Reubenesque women into a clown car. 1.3361 0.03940 241 178 45 18
370 His best stunt was becoming President. 1.3359 0.03982 262 199 38 25
371 Sure, he's captured the essence of the subject in a beautiful and subtle way, but can he juggle? 1.3358 0.03802 265 197 47 21
372 Well, this was worth the three hour tiny car ride. 1.3358 0.03648 265 193 55 17
373 It's the kind of art that makes you want to question what your whole life has been about. 1.3346 0.03754 254 186 51 17
374 When I look at this painting, I want to laugh, but I sense a profound sadness just beneath the surface. 1.3346 0.03804 257 190 48 19
375 It’s nice for sure, but any clown could have done it, just saying. 1.3346 0.03683 257 187 54 16
376 I find the nose distracting. 1.3346 0.03387 272 193 67 12
377 I’m just saying…those colors would really POP on a black velvet canvas. 1.3345 0.04011 275 213 32 30
378 I painted this one during my blue nose period. 1.3333 0.03711 270 200 50 20
379 I hate this clown's work. 1.3333 0.03812 240 175 50 15
380 Sure- it’s a Picasso… but can it make people laugh? 1.3333 0.03792 258 191 48 19
381 I don’t really know why, but paintings of audience members have always kind of creeped me out 1.3333 0.03692 264 194 52 18
382 His genius is that he captures the claustrophobia of a clown car without actually painting a clown car. 1.3333 0.04146 231 174 37 20
383 A little heavy on the grease paint, don't you think? 1.3321 0.03496 268 193 61 14
384 I modeled for him once. It’s now part of the Mar A Lago collection. 1.3321 0.03907 265 201 40 24
385 It challenges us with fundamental questions... such as 'what is the pie,' and 'where is the face?' 1.3320 0.03822 247 182 48 17
386 What clown painted this piece!! 1.3320 0.04109 244 186 35 23
387 It’s an Emmett Kelly. 1.3320 0.03766 244 178 51 15
388 As you an see, the joyful, colorful, almost childish facade hides a bottomless pit of anxiety and despair. 1.3319 0.03967 238 177 43 18
389 Maybe it's meant to be funny. 1.3319 0.03831 238 174 49 15
390 It’s hard to take it seriously. 1.3307 0.03717 257 189 51 17
391 Any old clown could do this. 1.3307 0.03829 254 189 46 19
392 But it too lacks the depth and complexity of a well crafted balloon animal. 1.3307 0.03788 254 188 48 18
393 The problem with cubism is that the subject's faces are made to look weird and unsettling. 1.3307 0.03778 251 185 49 17
394 the nose is all wrong 1.3306 0.03809 248 183 48 17
395 We could buy it but I don't think it'll fit in the car 1.3306 0.03936 248 186 42 20
396 I don't know Congressman, what do you think? 1.3306 0.03977 248 187 40 21
397 Some clown painted this one. 1.3306 0.03852 248 184 46 18
398 It's from his red nose period. 1.3306 0.03663 245 177 55 13
399 It's very Beaux-zeau. 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
400 I'd rate this 4 pies out of 5. 1.3304 0.03837 224 162 50 12
401 For me, his transition from black velvet to canvas signified the end of his genius. 1.3297 0.03748 273 205 46 22
402 So who’s the clown that painted this? 1.3293 0.03956 246 185 41 20
403 I like it because it is funny and sad at the same time 1.3292 0.03726 243 177 52 14
404 Fine, I don't get abstract expressionism. That doesn't mean the guy back there had the right to call me Bozo. 1.3292 0.04070 240 182 37 21
405 Picasso makes us seem normal. 1.3291 0.04055 234 176 39 19
406 Many artists tried...but nobody could fill his shoes". 1.3289 0.03738 228 164 53 11
407 It just bugs me when I see a poorly painted face. 1.3289 0.04037 228 170 41 17
408 Not funny. 1.3288 0.04203 219 165 36 18
409 With these abstract works, you just have to imagine the pie in the face 1.3278 0.04012 241 182 39 20
410 Sure it's art but is it funny? 1.3273 0.03696 278 209 47 22
411 Where’s the subtlety? 1.3273 0.03983 220 162 44 14
412 Its innate sense of the absurd really hits home. 1.3267 0.03728 251 185 50 16
413 Just act natural - we don't want to appear like a couple of know-nothing clowns. 1.3267 0.03508 251 180 60 11
414 Who ARE these clowns? 1.3266 0.03759 248 183 49 16
415 Don’t make me have to explain it. 1.3265 0.03920 245 184 42 19
416 It lacks the piquancy of our paint by numbers portraits, don’t you think? 1.3264 0.03732 242 177 51 14
417 I can’t believe her smile is painted on. 1.3260 0.03743 227 164 52 11
418 Stupid, yes -- but not in a good way. 1.3260 0.03846 227 166 48 13
419 Too subtle. 1.3257 0.03462 261 188 61 12
420 People really dressed like that? 1.3256 0.03896 258 196 40 22
421 When he died they found hundreds of paintings just like this one stuffed into his car. 1.3255 0.04137 212 158 39 15
422 I give it two horn honks. 1.3251 0.03719 243 178 51 14
423 Now this is just silly 1.3251 0.04026 243 185 37 21
424 so this was the 45th president... 1.3250 0.03842 240 178 46 16
425 I’m just having trouble taking it seriously 1.3248 0.03766 234 171 50 13
426 It is the creepiest thing I have seen in a while, and I should know. 1.3248 0.03956 234 175 42 17
427 It is from my circus period. 1.3246 0.03882 228 168 46 14
428 Notice how realistic the pie is, like it could just leap off the canvas and hit you in the face. 1.3241 0.03660 253 186 52 15
429 The whole art industry is turning into a circus 1.3240 0.03690 250 184 51 15
430 Do they really think some Bozo will buy this thing? 1.3239 0.03764 247 183 48 16
431 As I always say, "If it's baroque, don't fix it." 1.3238 0.04161 210 157 38 15
432 Self-Portrait of a Mime"? It doesn't speak to me 1.3238 0.03751 244 180 49 15
433 What Bozo would pay $5000 for that? 1.3235 0.04170 238 184 31 23
434 This is laughable. 1.3233 0.03367 232 162 65 5
435 I like the giant balloon dog better. 1.3233 0.04023 232 175 39 18
436 I may not be an art critic, but I know funny when I see it. 1.3231 0.03753 260 195 46 19
437 They made me take the robe off, but they let me leave the nose on. 1.3230 0.04001 226 169 41 16
438 Does this speak to you the way balloon art does? 1.3230 0.03743 257 192 47 18
439 You learn a lot from old paintings, like how silly people used to dress back then. 1.3224 0.03782 245 182 47 16
440 Is this some kind of joke? 1.3224 0.03940 214 157 45 12
441 We're fine. 10 year olds have no idea how long a smoke break should be. 1.3222 0.03938 239 180 41 18
442 But is it more than just a cream pie? 1.3220 0.03787 236 174 48 14
443 How can they expect us to take this seriously? 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
444 He only works in grease paint. 1.3216 0.03986 227 170 41 16
445 I prefer greasepaint. 1.3213 0.03606 249 182 54 13
446 I wouldn’t let him paint my face! 1.3211 0.04106 246 191 31 24
447 I prefer his balloon-animal period. 1.3211 0.03769 246 183 47 16
448 Sublime yet stirring. I give it 4 honks. 1.3211 0.03813 246 184 45 17
449 You could shoot me out of a cannon before I’d hang this. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
450 I wanted to be a painter, but my parents thought it was undignified. 1.3203 0.03888 231 172 44 15
451 But here, you see that the pie is an active participant, existing precisely in order to be thrown. In this regard, the face is the passive recipient of that action. 1.3203 0.03830 256 194 42 20
452 The artists use of light, shadow and negative space completely obscures the inherent meaning of Winky's balloon animals. 1.3202 0.04161 228 175 33 20
453 It’s a bit garish, don’t you think? 1.3200 0.03805 225 165 48 12
454 Why don’t they ever paint them laughing? 1.3200 0.03908 225 167 44 14
455 Sorry, I just don’t see the humor in it. 1.3200 0.04008 225 169 40 16
456 And this piece is from his hilarious period. 1.3198 0.03712 247 183 49 15
457 Where's the gravitas? 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
458 Who's this Bozo? 1.3191 0.03887 235 176 43 16
459 It's OK if you like regular noses, I guess." 1.3191 0.03595 235 170 55 10
460 I wonder what clown painted this. 1.3191 0.03817 257 195 42 20
461 Would you say funny hahaha or funny peculiar? 1.3190 0.03726 232 170 50 12
462 You see a little Picasso, a little Warhol, maybe Mondrian; I see a unicycle and a cream pie. 1.3188 0.04146 229 176 33 20
463 It needs a caption. 1.3184 0.04320 223 174 27 22
464 This is when you trip on a paint can wearing rollerskates. 1.3184 0.03824 223 164 47 12
465 Where's the humor under the pathos? 1.3184 0.03862 245 185 42 18
466 It lacks velvet. 1.3182 0.03806 242 181 45 16
467 That's Awful. Who's the Bozo who painted it? 1.3180 0.04210 217 166 33 18
468 I can’t decide if it’s funny ‘ha ha’ or funny ‘eww’.” . 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
469 'Picasso painted such funny looking faces, don't you think?' 1.3174 0.03844 230 171 45 14
470 Do you think it would fit in our car? 1.3174 0.03893 230 172 43 15
471 I agree, I've never seen a sad clown in real life either. They call it surrealism. 1.3172 0.03828 227 168 46 13
472 People say it's nothing but a red dot in the center of a white backdrop. I call it the perfect nose. 1.3167 0.04102 221 168 36 17
473 It speaks to me, but not as compellingly as a pie in the face. 1.3167 0.03871 240 181 42 17
474 This was his Bozo period. 1.3165 0.03668 237 174 51 12
475 People paintings just really creep me out for some reason” 1.3163 0.04130 215 163 36 16
476 Look at that thin and pointy nose … so abstract … 1.3163 0.04183 215 164 34 17
477 It’s nice, but I feel the artist is laughing at our expense. 1.3162 0.03649 234 171 52 11
478 I was happy then 1.3160 0.04277 212 163 31 18
479 I just love the Dutch Ringmasters.” 1.3158 0.03864 228 170 44 14
480 Any one of the children in my basement could have painted that. 1.3158 0.04321 209 161 30 18
481 And yet another failure to capture the subtlety of overt humor. 1.3155 0.04027 206 153 41 12
482 I know it's meant to funny, but I find it scary. 1.3151 0.04025 238 183 35 20
483 Why would they hang a mirror in the middle of an art gallery? 1.3151 0.04023 219 165 39 15
484 Again, I can't find the humor. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
485 I love how you can really see the anguish he’s feeling trying to twist the ballon into a wiener dog without popping the balloon. Such pain, such agony, such struggle. Breathtaking. 1.3149 0.04016 235 180 36 19
486 I thought this exhibit was supposed to be face paintings. 1.3148 0.03787 216 158 48 10
487 There's nothing funny here---wait a minute! This is a mirror! 1.3146 0.03630 267 201 48 18
488 They sent us in for this? 1.3144 0.03996 229 174 38 17
489 Ridiculous! Any Bozo could paint that! 1.3143 0.03810 245 185 43 17
490 I don't know. People say it's 'mysterious' and 'enigmatic,' but there's just something about that smile that gives me the creeps." 1.3138 0.03831 239 180 43 16
491 Listen, I know funny and the dogs playing poker is funnier. 1.3136 0.03956 236 180 38 18
492 Needs a little seltzer down his pants. 1.3134 0.04097 217 165 36 16
493 If it doesn’t make you laugh, what good is it! 1.3133 0.03992 233 178 37 18
494 This is just way too in your face. Me, I’m all about subtlety. 1.3133 0.03634 249 185 50 14
495 I think the art museum is an odd choice for a 6 year old’s birthday party. 1.3131 0.04132 198 148 38 12
496 I mean it’s a good portrait, but she never seems to get the nose right 1.3130 0.03835 230 172 44 14
497 I did this one by squirting paint from a fake flower. 1.3128 0.04232 211 162 32 17
498 I know funny and this is funny. 1.3128 0.03767 227 168 47 12
499 I mean, let's be honest, it's silly. 1.3128 0.03818 227 169 45 13
500 Super creepy, right? 1.3128 0.03919 227 171 41 15
501 It makes you wonder why people don't take our work more seriously. 1.3125 0.03817 240 181 43 16
502 Finally an artist I can take seriously. 1.3122 0.04192 221 171 31 19
503 It’s making me cry on the inside 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
504 Personally, I preferred his Big Shoe period. 1.3122 0.04207 205 156 34 15
505 It’s ok, but velvet would make it a masterpiece! 1.3122 0.03913 205 151 44 10
506 I work exclusively in seltzer. 1.3120 0.03739 234 174 47 13
507 I'd like to meet the bozo that painted this." 1.3117 0.03918 231 175 40 16
508 So Melania, if I get re-elected... 1.3114 0.04002 228 174 37 17
509 'I prefer his balloon animals." 1.3114 0.03753 228 169 47 12
510 Realism is overrated. 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
511 The Times called it "a total clownshow," but I'm not seeing it. 1.3113 0.03940 212 158 42 12
512 It'd look better on velvet. 1.3111 0.03785 225 167 46 12
513 Exquisitely shaped proboscis, though sadly missing the red highlight so admired by the discerning public. 1.3111 0.03733 225 166 48 11
514 He’s juggling a lot of themes here. 1.3107 0.03835 206 151 46 9
515 What clown submitted this? 1.3106 0.04142 235 184 29 22
516 You wouldn’t catch me in a Cubist three ring circus. 1.3106 0.03774 235 176 45 14
517 Oh and here too you can see the influence of Red Skelton on the use of color and emotion. 1.3100 0.03739 229 170 47 12
518 She smiles, but I can’t make her laugh. 1.3099 0.04197 213 164 32 17
519 The picture's colors are too subtle for my tastes. 1.3097 0.03771 226 168 46 12
520 We get it. Life is absurd. 1.3096 0.04381 197 152 29 16
521 What a sublime, ironic smile. I think its painted on. 1.3094 0.03804 223 166 45 12
522 I guess I just assumed the official portrait would hang in the White House. 1.3094 0.04255 223 175 27 21
523 I don’t get it 1.3093 0.04489 194 151 26 17
524 Clownsplaining again ? 1.3092 0.04115 207 157 36 14
525 As a clown, I find it offensive that they’d put Trump in the Clown Hall of Fame. 1.3091 0.04298 220 173 26 21
526 The artist calls this 'A Harlequin.' Isn't that just another name for a clown? 1.3088 0.03855 204 150 45 9
527 I love the way this artist juggles form and color while squirting water in the eye of the art establishment. 1.3088 0.04214 204 156 33 15
528 I could paint that with my toes standing on my head juggling with the other foot. 1.3087 0.03826 230 173 43 14
529 I remember when ex-presidents did not have orange hair. 1.3087 0.04066 230 178 33 19
530 You know, it's just my opinion, but I think the shoes aren't big enough. 1.3084 0.04127 214 164 34 16
531 In clown school we learned that you can please them, frighten them,, or disgust them...I guess the art world is the same! 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
532 I can’t take this artist seriously 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
533 I thought you said Clown Monet 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
534 I find this derivative and sophomoric. Let’s go make balloon animals. 1.3077 0.03922 234 179 38 17
535 Does this painting make me look fat? 1.3077 0.03982 221 168 38 15
536 I mean, where are the funny buttons? This guy isn't even trying. 1.3074 0.03626 244 182 49 13
537 These people scare me. 1.3071 0.03659 254 192 46 16
538 Any Bozo could draw this 1.3070 0.03743 228 170 46 12
539 Frankly, the nose is not that believable. 1.3070 0.04111 215 165 34 16
540 And they say WE look ridiculous! 1.3070 0.04057 215 164 36 15
541 I mean, it’s just so hard to take him seriously as an artist. 1.3070 0.03949 215 162 40 13
542 can you believe some clown put this in the museum? 1.3070 0.03949 215 162 40 13
543 Note, again, the absence of balloon animals. 1.3069 0.04239 202 155 32 15
544 All I can say is people really dressed funny back in those days. 1.3067 0.03930 225 171 39 15
545 I don't know, it kind of lacks that certain 'je no sais quaka-quaka' 1.3067 0.04175 225 176 29 20
546 Sure, it conveys the artist's desire to share the delicate beauty of nature in the fading autumn sunlight, but it lacks subtlety. And you know I am all about subtlety. 1.3063 0.04017 222 170 36 16
547 Who's the clown who pretends this is art? 1.3063 0.03966 222 169 38 15
548 This is my favorite from his Crowded Car period. 1.3061 0.04389 196 152 28 16
549 It’s a little too garish for my taste. 1.3056 0.03822 216 161 44 11
550 Laughing on the outside; derivative on the inside. 1.3053 0.04014 226 174 35 17
551 Any Bozo can paint that. 1.3049 0.03740 223 166 46 11
552 They say the hardest thing for an artist to paint is the hands. I say it's the nose. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
553 Send in the amateurs, am I right? 1.3048 0.04229 210 163 30 17
554 Can you believe people drop out of college for this? 1.3046 0.04249 197 151 32 14
555 I dabbled in oils, but I prefer to work in greasepaint. 1.3045 0.03662 220 162 49 9
556 Well, I don't know. It's not very funny. 1.3045 0.03662 220 162 49 9
557 I prefer realism. 1.3041 0.03835 194 142 45 7
558 Hand me the whipped cream, please. 1.3041 0.04104 194 146 37 11
559 And then came what I like to call his ‘pie-in-the-face’ period. 1.3040 0.03850 227 172 41 14
560 It would have looked better with a pie in his face. 1.3040 0.03950 227 174 37 16
561 She really captured the look of terror here. I see that look every time I approach a small child. 1.3039 0.03905 204 152 42 10
562 I’m not sure if it’s surreal or merely absurd. 1.3038 0.03591 237 176 50 11
563 Absurdist art doesn't do it for me. 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
564 And WE had to go to college? 1.3036 0.03884 224 170 40 14
565 They should've sent us in much much sooner. 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
566 I don't know. It lacks a certain ah-ooo-gah. 1.3033 0.03877 211 158 42 11
567 I sat for six hours and still she painted my nose the wrong color 1.3029 0.04030 208 158 37 13
568 Seriously? 1.3028 0.03847 218 164 42 12
569 That’s the last time I’ll pose nude. 1.3025 0.03910 238 184 36 18
570 For one thing, the nose is completely unrealistic. 1.3024 0.04185 205 158 32 15
571 I can't believe that clown calls himself an artist! 1.3023 0.04047 215 165 35 15
572 What is there to say about the Mime Era? 1.3018 0.03852 222 168 41 13
573 How original. A happy clown. 1.3014 0.03897 209 157 41 11
574 If you look closely, you can see my $50,000 Art Degree go to waste. 1.3014 0.03897 209 157 41 11
575 Let's wait until the other 15 get out of the car and join us. 1.3014 0.03886 219 166 40 13
576 ''And this is my comedy sketch.'' 1.3011 0.03930 186 137 42 7
577 It just seems silly to me. 1.3010 0.03811 206 153 44 9
578 It's better than a Bozo, but hardly a Pagliacci. 1.3009 0.04004 226 175 34 17
579 You’re telling me a red nose wouldn’t add something? 1.3005 0.03783 203 150 45 8
580 This one makes me sad. Actually, they all make me sad. 1.3005 0.03902 213 161 40 12
581 I know it’s supposed to be funny, but it terrifies me. 1.3005 0.04177 213 166 30 17
582 Let's just go straight to the gift shop and buy balloons. 1.3005 0.04014 213 163 36 14
583 I think it lacks gravitas. 1.3000 0.03939 210 159 39 12
584 They call this art? Any Bozo could have painted this. 1.3000 0.04164 210 163 31 16
585 It's called the Bozo effect. The nose follows us wherever we go. 1.3000 0.04053 210 161 35 14
586 Only a clown would call this art. 1.3000 0.04519 180 140 26 14
587 Clearly, the red nose symbolizes despair and regret. 1.2991 0.03769 224 169 43 12
588 What Bozo did this one? 1.2991 0.03887 214 162 40 12
589 Jeff Koons? I could do that in thirty-seconds with a balloon. 1.2990 0.03954 204 154 39 11
590 It just doesn't honk. 1.2986 0.03923 211 160 39 12
591 For some reason, they only like the one where I’m crying. 1.2986 0.03923 211 160 39 12
592 These paintings of humans always creep me out. 1.2986 0.04307 211 167 25 19
593 Well, this one’s just a joke. 1.2985 0.04055 201 153 36 12
594 This painting is a joke. 1.2985 0.03735 201 148 46 7
595 This was during his balloon period, before he came up with the red noses. 1.2984 0.03928 191 142 41 8
596 It's beautiful, subtle, delicate, and allegorical. I hate it. 1.2982 0.03998 218 168 35 15
597 To me, the playful overtone of this piece masks a deeper sadness 1.2982 0.03836 218 165 41 12
598 Oh, sure. When this guy throws a bunch of paint on a canvas, it's art. But you throw one pie at a kid and SUDDENLY it's the 'worst birthday ever'. 1.2981 0.04132 208 161 32 15
599 I can paint a face better than that. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
600 Profound but not hahahahaha profound. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
601 No, I get it. The art is just a set-up. You laugh when you see the price. 1.2980 0.04157 198 152 33 13
602 I love the realism in the facial features and the under stated makeup. Who is this Picasso person? 1.2979 0.04310 188 145 30 13
603 There you go, clownsplaining again. 1.2978 0.04550 178 139 25 14
604 He also did my face. 1.2977 0.03757 215 161 44 10
605 Now, if there was a banana peel… 1.2976 0.04174 205 159 31 15
606 His 'Seltzer Bottle on Black Velvet' is my favorite still life. 1.2973 0.04048 222 173 32 17
607 It’s a fine example of the Bozo-Arts style. 1.2973 0.04290 185 142 31 12
608 He wouldn't have had a blue period if more clowns had been around. 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
609 I don't know, the features seem too exaggerated to me. 1.2970 0.04098 202 155 34 13
610 Meh...maybe if the nose was red. 1.2970 0.04037 202 154 36 12
611 You can clearly see the influence of Bozo and Krusty 1.2967 0.03765 209 156 44 9
612 The lighting is sublime, and the details in the dress are exquisite, but he never learned to paint faces. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
613 What do we know about art? We’re Senators. 1.2963 0.04420 189 148 26 15
614 The nose just doesn't look realistic. 1.2961 0.04099 206 159 33 14
615 I vastly prefer his balloon animal period. 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
616 Doesn’t that bozo realize abstraction and jocularity don’t mix? 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
617 This is genius, but he slipped on a banana peel in his later work. 1.2958 0.03948 213 163 37 13
618 Looks like some clown did it... 1.2956 0.03770 203 151 44 8
619 Add a whistle, some primary colors and a bicycle horn, and this Rembrandt fellow would have something really memorable. 1.2956 0.03959 203 154 38 11
620 I’m a clown. I know ‘funny.’ This is not ‘funny.’ 1.2955 0.03914 220 169 37 14
621 You knew this exhibit needed help when they hired us. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
622 I find it creepy 1.2944 0.04163 197 152 32 13
623 Nothing a little cream pie filling wouldn’t fix. 1.2941 0.03623 204 150 48 6
624 Jeff Koons gets all the fame and fortune but we've been working in the balloon animals medium since the early 70s. 1.2941 0.03880 204 154 40 10
625 No matter where you stand, the pies seem to follow you around the room 1.2938 0.04270 194 151 29 14
626 This must be from his later cream pie period. 1.2931 0.03667 232 176 44 12
627 But does it spark joy? 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
628 Yes, but does it make you laugh? 1.2928 0.04414 181 141 27 13
629 It’s like the artist is reaching out to me and squirting seltzer into my soul. 1.2928 0.04551 181 143 23 15
630 What clown painted this garbage? 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
631 We could fit a lot more into this painting 1.2927 0.03802 205 154 42 9
632 A really nice, colourful picture. But the title 'Clown after being run over by a steamroller' is in very poor taste. 1.2926 0.04491 188 149 23 16
633 Could’ve used more balloons 1.2925 0.03837 212 161 40 11
634 This one bring me to tears... when there's no one around. 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
635 It's like the artist is crying on the outside. 1.2923 0.04124 195 150 33 12
636 I just feel like modern art takes itself too seriously. 1.2921 0.04145 202 157 31 14
637 Relax, this is New York, just act yourself, no one will notice! 1.2917 0.04167 192 148 32 12
638 The nose looks funny. 1.2917 0.03965 192 145 38 9
639 So much passion, but so little unicycle. 1.2917 0.03844 216 165 39 12
640 My elephant could have done this. 1.2917 0.04232 192 149 30 13
641 She does a great job of capturing our sadness, but what about our murderous rage? 1.2917 0.04167 192 148 32 12
642 They sure dressed weird back then. 1.2915 0.04127 199 154 32 13
643 I'd be embarrassed to show this in public. 1.2915 0.03873 199 150 40 9
644 If it's supposed to be funny, why does it seem scary? 1.2915 0.04127 199 154 32 13
645 This is from my "Seltzer in the Pants" period. 1.2915 0.04307 199 157 26 16
646 Yuck, no subtlety at all. 1.2913 0.03723 206 154 44 8
647 It might seem an abstract mess, but if you look closely, you’ll see that the artist first paints a detailed portrait and THEN throws a pie at it. 1.2913 0.04087 206 160 32 14
648 I wish the artist was a little more subtle… 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
649 Yeah, I get the irony. But 58.4 million, and even I can tie a better balloon dog. 1.2908 0.04231 196 153 29 14
650 It'd be better if they were all in a small car. 1.2908 0.04106 196 151 33 12
651 His feet are too small, his nose isn't red enough, and not enough buttons. 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
652 He's no Red Skelton. 1.2905 0.04443 179 140 26 13
653 Stupid, while still maintaining its silliness. 1.2903 0.04324 186 145 28 13
654 Realism creeps me out. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
655 This is a fun one. My personal favorite. See how the large, round nose draws you in, like a window to the artist soul. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
656 Imagine that portrait with a custard pie. 1.2902 0.03809 193 144 42 7
657 And when they ask ‘what clown painted this?’, I’ll say- me. It was me. 1.2902 0.04400 193 153 24 16
658 sure it makes you hee but does it really envoke any ha? 1.2902 0.04212 193 150 30 13
659 You gotta be a real bozo to think this is art 1.2900 0.03984 200 153 36 11
660 I get the artsy but I’m here for the fartsy. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
661 I’m not a big fan of absurdism. 1.2896 0.04088 183 139 35 9
662 It's 'Still Life With Rubber Chicken'. Why does everything have to symbolise something for you?" 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
663 I like it too, but do you think we have room in the car? 1.2895 0.04322 190 149 27 14
664 Bobo likes Dada. 1.2893 0.03893 197 149 39 9
665 I know this piece is supposed to make me happy, but it just scares me. 1.2893 0.04212 197 154 29 14
666 But does it fill you with joy? 1.2892 0.04050 204 158 33 13
667 I don’t know, I find it a little obvious. 1.2892 0.03990 204 157 35 12
668 You can never have too much velvet. 1.2889 0.03340 225 165 55 5
669 One either gets Magritte or he doesn’t, Chuckles 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
670 Ironically, I find myself drawn to these subtle expressions of lightheartedness. 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
671 Interesting shape. Wonder how many you could fit in a car? 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
672 It is nice and all, but does it HONK HONK at your soul? 1.2886 0.04151 201 157 30 14
673 As you can see, any clown can be an artist. 1.2883 0.03765 222 170 40 12
674 They say we're the clowns when they're the ones who call this art? 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
675 I'm impressed by how many of us the artist fit into this one painting. 1.2880 0.03969 191 145 37 9
676 As an artist, he has some big shoes to fill. 1.2877 0.04107 212 167 29 16
677 Yeah, she has a mystic smile, but her nose looks real. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
678 I prefer Paul Reubens. 1.2873 0.04537 181 144 22 15
679 It lacks whimsy 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
680 This masterpiece was painted by my great-great-grandfather, Clown Monet. 1.2872 0.04420 195 156 22 17
681 Personally, I think pictures of clowns are scary 1.2870 0.03804 223 172 38 13
682 No one took him seriously either. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
683 Isn’t it rich? 1.2865 0.04330 185 145 27 13
684 This one is pretty unrealistic, don't you think? I mean, look how small the guy's nose is. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
685 Why the long face? 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
686 So minimalist...Tiny buttons, tiny noses, tiny collars... 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
687 Portraits give me nightmares. 1.2857 0.04393 189 150 24 15
688 As usual, I find it difficult to take his art seriously. 1.2857 0.03903 210 162 36 12
689 i can't help it. All I see is clowns. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
690 She’s the only one in here not looking directly at us. 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
691 I've made a better still-life with twisted balloons. 1.2857 0.03872 217 168 36 13
692 I could do that. 1.2857 0.03962 196 150 36 10
693 This is not the greatest show on earth.. 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
694 I know this artist. He’s a Bozo. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
695 You say that abstract art engages complex philosophical, cultural, and social ideas by inviting the viewer to interpret the work through their own experiences, thoughts, and emotions, but, frankly, it looks like this artist was just clowning around. 1.2857 0.04263 189 148 28 13
696 And they say we're derivative 1.2850 0.03794 214 164 39 11
697 It’s not abstract, it’s the washcloth I use to remove my makeup. 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
698 Well, I guess we better go. The car with the other eighteen of us is waiting. 1.2849 0.04102 186 143 33 10
699 It’s sublime the way she juggles form and composition—but three plates is tougher. 1.2849 0.04172 186 144 31 11
700 You'd think a nice place like this could afford at least one painting on black velvet. 1.2849 0.04442 186 148 23 15
701 I remember when our family was done in velvet. 1.2844 0.04018 218 172 30 16
702 Nobody takes him seriously. 1.2843 0.03878 197 150 38 9
703 It’s true anyone can throw cream pies at a canvas, but Flopsy did and you didn’t. 1.2842 0.03901 190 144 38 8
704 It needs a pie in the face." 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
705 It’s just hard to take it seriously. 1.2835 0.04180 194 152 29 13
706 The broad splashes of color, the intermingling of shades: it so reminds me of the time Rudy ran over the candy floss vendor with the clown mobile. 1.2834 0.04012 187 143 35 9
707 It lacks the subtle irony of Dogs Playing Poker. 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
708 So now that they ‘sent us in,’ what do we do? 1.2833 0.04406 180 142 25 13
709 "Needs more seltzer." 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
710 Acrylic and watercolor have their uses. But whipped cream is more my medium. 1.2827 0.04091 191 148 32 11
711 And this Bozo calls himself an artist? 1.2822 0.03999 202 157 33 12
712 Yes, it speaks to me too. But I think you're forgetting there won't be room for it in the car 1.2822 0.04120 202 159 29 14
713 I'd suggest a caption for this piece, but the curator never takes me seriously. 1.2821 0.04032 195 151 33 11
714 Again, where’s the joy? 1.2819 0.04201 188 147 29 12
715 It needs a spritz of seltzer. 1.2818 0.04169 181 140 31 10
716 I wouldn’t even let this artist do my makeup. 1.2818 0.04169 181 140 31 10
717 Honestly, they creep me out. 1.2814 0.04038 199 155 32 12
718 This started the fear of clowns movement! 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
719 Sad clown, sad clown! When will they start painting the happy clowns? 1.2812 0.03722 192 144 42 6
720 On the other hand, she definitely captured your creepy clown side. 1.2812 0.04005 192 148 34 10
721 I knew Emmet Kelly and this doesn't begin to capture his existential angst. 1.2812 0.04139 192 150 30 12
722 What silly outfits they wore in the 17th Century. 1.2812 0.03866 192 146 38 8
723 I love his use of buffoonery, but I find that it's lacking hijinks and tomfoolery. 1.2812 0.04139 192 150 30 12
724 Of course, a true artist uses only grease paint. 1.2811 0.03960 185 141 36 8
725 Where’s the velvet? Where’s the pathos? Where’s the damn clown? 1.2807 0.03782 228 178 36 14
726 Honk--and yet honk honk. 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
727 This lacks subtlety. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
728 You see, in those years noblemen each had a court jester. Now the noblemen are themselves jesters and each has a court attorney. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
729 They call this Expressionism? I literally have a frown painted on my face. 1.2802 0.04363 182 144 25 13
730 What clown painted this picture? 1.2802 0.04293 182 143 27 12
731 It’s good, but I prefer performance art. 1.2802 0.04075 182 140 33 9
732 Just keep acting like we’re talking about the painting and he won’t notice us. 1.2802 0.04075 182 140 33 9
733 If even we understand it, how good can it be? 1.2800 0.04143 200 158 28 14
734 Don’t feel bad, most of these artists weren’t taken seriously in their lifetimes. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
735 It's too on the nose, isn't it? 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
736 If it doesn't squirt you in the face, is it even worth looking at? 1.2796 0.04157 186 145 30 11
737 After all this elitist crap, it makes one proud to be a buffoon. 1.2796 0.04295 186 147 26 13
738 I don't get it. Every nose looks the same. 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
739 ‘This one brought a tear to my eye, but then again, what doesn’t?’ 1.2793 0.04041 179 137 34 8
740 This one really honks to me. 1.2792 0.04308 197 158 23 16
741 This painting has it all: a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down his pants. 1.2792 0.03796 197 150 39 8
742 I’d say we buy it and take it home but it won’t fit in the car. 1.2791 0.04464 172 136 24 12
743 Reminds you of those fantasies of running off and joining the working class. 1.2789 0.04095 190 148 31 11
744 But could he do it 7 times a week, while riding a unicycle? 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
745 He got the nose all wrong. 1.2787 0.03981 183 140 35 8
746 I modeled for her at a particularly sordid point in my life. 1.2787 0.03905 183 139 37 7
747 I just don’t care for absurdism. 1.2787 0.04056 183 141 33 9
748 Consider how the artist adroitly renders a vast array of expressions and juggles life-and death symbolism all while introducing comic relief. 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
749 You can tell the artist was laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
750 Of course you could do it! Portraits are just face-painting on canvas. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
751 If I'm not mistaken, he painted this during his seltzer period. 1.2781 0.04517 169 134 23 12
752 Bunch of flowers - big deal. Call me when one of them starts shooting seltzer water. 1.2781 0.04137 187 146 30 11
753 Seems a bit of a cliche to me 1.2781 0.03849 187 142 38 7
754 I could do that with enough face paint. 1.2778 0.03711 198 150 41 7
755 Obviously the artist has never been to a real circus. 1.2778 0.04247 180 141 28 11
756 While paintings bring pleasure to most people, I find them scary. 1.2778 0.04028 216 172 28 16
757 This is from his Harlequin Romance period." 1.2778 0.03805 234 185 33 16
758 It's a comment on the fragility of life... or the artist was running out of gouache. 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
759 Son, is this really what you want to do with your life? 1.2778 0.04654 162 129 21 12
760 This one honks to me. 1.2775 0.03519 227 173 45 9
761 If we spray whip cream on it, and there are no guards around to stop us, is it still defaced, or a Banksy? 1.2775 0.04274 191 152 25 14
762 Face paint or oil paint, underneath it all we're just a blank canvas. 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
763 The museum bought it for a laugh. 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
764 The guy’s obviously a Bozo. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
765 I don't get it. It's all out of proportion-- the feet are too big, the nose is completely unrealistic. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
766 But is it art 1.2772 0.04037 184 142 33 9
767 See. I told you no one would recognize us. 1.2768 0.04294 177 139 27 11
768 Call that impressionist? It's a joke. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
769 Are we just a joke to them? 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
770 Is it just me or does this look funny? 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
771 I love the heartfelt whimsy, playful palette, and sinister undertones. 1.2767 0.03745 206 158 39 9
772 If you have to explain the art it isn't funny. 1.2767 0.04164 206 165 25 16
773 Looks like someone was just clowning around with this. 1.2766 0.04320 188 150 24 14
774 I’m sorry, I find human portraits very unsettling. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
775 Maybe the joke is on us 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
776 I prefer the more whimsical work of his Red-Nose Period. 1.2762 0.04298 181 143 26 12
777 I don't think the car's big enough to get it home... 1.2762 0.04050 210 167 28 15
778 I mean ... seriously. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
779 How could anyone take this guy seriously? 1.2760 0.03850 192 147 37 8
780 Colorful yes, but it lacks subtlety. 1.2760 0.03990 192 149 33 10
781 How many of these do you think we could fit into the VW? 1.2760 0.04254 192 153 25 14
782 If it's not on velvet, is it art? 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
783 I’ve always felt pointillism obscures the complexity of gradients in many subjects, for instance noses and buttons. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
784 ….but what do we know, we’re just a couple of clowns? 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
785 If I get this price, I can ditch the clown gigs. 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
786 This piece borders on the ridiculous. 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
787 I don’t know what it’s supposed to be but it makes me laugh. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
788 This close and no flower squirt? 1.2747 0.03906 182 139 36 7
789 Realism, my ass. 1.2747 0.04348 182 145 24 13
790 Not my circus, not my monkeys. 1.2746 0.03833 193 148 37 8
791 If only it were on velvet and had some nice, bright colors. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
792 Now this is just a bit silly. 1.2743 0.04165 175 136 30 9
793 I thought you said we were going to see a comedy sketch. 1.2743 0.04244 175 137 28 10
794 I believe there are more clowns here than just the two of us. 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
795 He may be on to something with that orange hair and skin instead of our usual pale skin and red noseball . . . 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
796 I'd buy it, but there's no more room in our car. 1.2741 0.03916 197 153 34 10
797 This clown should have stuck to birthday parties. 1.2737 0.04251 179 141 27 11
798 The art world has become such a circus. 1.2737 0.04147 190 150 28 12
799 It's a tragic story. Before the emphysema, he had a brilliant future in balloon animals. 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
800 it maybe about our mortality but maybe you're overthinking the banana peel. 1.2736 0.03960 212 168 30 14
801 Now THIS one has me crying on the outside and laughing on the inside. 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
802 Remove the paint – it’s just a canvas. 1.2733 0.04523 172 138 21 13
803 I am having a hard time taking this artist seriously 1.2733 0.03961 172 131 35 6
804 It makes you stop and ask “Are we making balloon animals, or are the balloon animals making us?” 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
805 Not a single clown on velvet! 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
806 Any clown could have made that! 1.2732 0.03994 205 162 30 13
807 His work with balloons had more depth. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
808 It’s ok, but I like my art to be more…subtle, you know? 1.2727 0.04191 187 148 27 12
809 It doesn't squeak to me. 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
810 It's no balloon animal... 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
811 It lacks levity. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
812 I prefer his harlequin period. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
813 And they say we're clowns... 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
814 I find this one evocative of the curious dimensional constraints that limit how many of them can fit into a single car. 1.2717 0.04424 173 138 23 12
815 It’s a nice jester 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
816 I call it a ‘A Study of My Rubber Chicken in Charcoal.’ 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
817 He's the first mime I've represented. Won't shut up about his work. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
818 Who says you need to be sophisticated to appreciate art? 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
819 I’ve done better brush work on my lips. 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
820 What kind of a clown would call this great art? 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
821 It’s either a profound statement on existence or just a really messy pie fight. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
822 Rather creepy, don't you think? 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
823 This one's from my whimsical period 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
824 I never expected to see the aftermath of a pie fight in a museum. 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
825 I preferred his polka dot period 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
826 I wish they wouldn't always send us in whenever there's a piece they don't understand 1.2707 0.04210 181 143 27 11
827 What’s this Bozo tying to say? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
828 Wait til the other 12 guys in the car see this. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
829 For starters, they could have put several more people in there. 1.2705 0.03959 207 164 30 13
830 I just don’t agree that his blue nose period was his best work. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
831 Now THIS is the stuff nightmares are made of 1.2704 0.03959 159 120 35 4
832 We just can't take him seriously..... 1.2704 0.04177 196 157 25 14
833 Does this look funny to you? 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
834 And this one is from my Bozo period... 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
835 It was their Blue Man Group period. 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
836 It's no balloon dog. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
837 Why does modern art have to be so garish and cartoony and creepy? 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
838 All I see is an empty car. 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
839 I'd like to buy this one and take it home, but we don't have room in the car. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
840 Picasso knew nothing about us. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
841 She has clearly captured the subtle essence of pie-in-the-face. 1.2700 0.03864 200 156 34 10
842 This would look so much better on black velvet, don’t you think? 1.2698 0.03871 189 146 35 8
843 Any clown can produce this kind of thing! 1.2697 0.04104 178 139 30 9
844 The curious thing about this painting is that no matter where you stand, it seems to laugh right at you. 1.2697 0.04329 178 142 24 12
845 If it isn't funny, is it still art? 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
846 I'm not exactly sure why, but regular people just scare me. 1.2695 0.04529 167 134 21 12
847 Only a true artist can appreciate pie-smeared face on canvas. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
848 You start with a base coat. You determine the lights and darks. You add the color. Complete with a sealer. And then, only then, you add the nose. 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
849 This reinforces my fear of people. They’re just plain creepy. 1.2690 0.04095 197 157 27 13
850 I’m thinking late Barnum & Bailey or early Cirque du Soleil. 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
851 The Impressionists did some good things but I still prefer the Paint By Numbers school. 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
852 That looks a little funny to me. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
853 No joke, your mother actually posed for this one. 1.2687 0.04036 201 160 28 13
854 Any Bozo can see how derivative this is. 1.2687 0.04036 201 160 28 13
855 Did you remember to drop a banana peel on the lobby floor when we got here? 1.2683 0.03878 164 124 36 4
856 This clown can't paint worth ... Why do I always do this? Use the term clown derogatorily? I don't even know if he's a clown, for one thing. But maybe use of the term clown sounds derogatory only because I've heard so many non-clowns use it derogatorily. So I have to ask myself: Am I using the term derogatorily or am I simply assuming that the artist in question is, in fact, a clown while intending no derogatory meaning? In any case, it's a crappy painting! 1.2683 0.04824 164 135 14 15
857 I can’t believe he left the circus for this. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
858 It’s a duck 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
859 It's conveys pathos, but is it Pagliacci caliber pathos? 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
860 Well, they’re wrong…I couldn’t do this. 1.2680 0.04819 153 124 17 12
861 I miss her. She could squeeze into any car. 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
862 I especially appreciate the use of realism in the human figure. 1.2677 0.03816 198 154 35 9
863 I did this one, during my blue balloon period. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
864 'As an artistic medium, I do find watercolour lacks a certain depth compared to the balloon animal.' 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
865 No one ever laughs when I come up to this and say "Well hello Dali!" 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
866 And this piece, titled ‘Lapel Flower with Water Squirter’, is the first in his Spongey Nose period. 1.2674 0.04273 172 136 26 10
867 I don't know. I just don't see it. Where's the nose? Where are the buttons? 1.2674 0.04035 187 147 30 10
868 I'm having a hard time taking this one seriously. 1.2674 0.04106 187 148 28 11
869 Too whimsical for my taste. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
870 I don't get it either; this one gives me the creeps. 1.2670 0.04205 176 139 27 10
871 Yes, yes, but it's just not funny. 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
872 A Jester’s take on Impressionism? Please. Send in the Clowns. 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
873 Can’t you see it? It’s a plain as the nose on your face. 1.2667 0.03852 195 152 34 9
874 It's good, but not laugh-out-loud good. 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
875 Modern art is garish. I ask you: Where’s the subtlety? Where’s the charm? 1.2667 0.04213 180 143 26 11
876 They call this performance art? 1.2667 0.04478 165 132 22 11
877 WHAT A CLOWN SHOW! 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
878 Needs more face paint. 1.2663 0.04069 169 131 31 7
879 I prefer his Balloon Period. 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
880 And that’s why we have red noses. 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
881 Enough with the culture, we’ve got a gig at McDonald’s. 1.2662 0.04702 154 124 19 11
882 They say, "All the world loves a clown," but not this guy. I don't feel like he took me seriously at all. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
883 I just don't see it...Am I The Clown ? 1.2655 0.03947 177 137 33 7
884 See, now that just looks like it was painted with a seltzer bottle. 1.2655 0.04259 177 141 25 11
885 Are you serious? 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
886 Looks childish. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
887 My grandfather was sad at ONE performance in 1916 and they’ve been reproducing his likeness for years. He drops his ice cream, suddenly we’re depressed for generations. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
888 People take this seriously? 1.2653 0.03766 196 152 36 8
889 And here's yet another artist who takes himself too seriously... 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
890 Who is this clown?! 1.2651 0.04287 166 131 26 9
891 I don't know... To me, it seems derivative of his ground-breaking Dogs Playing Poker paintings. 1.2651 0.04535 166 134 20 12
892 In my opinion, this would be better with a dot of red in it. 1.2649 0.04764 151 122 18 11
893 He doesn’t know how to paint a face. 1.2646 0.03705 189 145 38 6
894 I see a balloon animal. 1.2646 0.04203 189 152 24 13
895 I thought we were the art. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
896 It lacks black velvet. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
897 He dropped out of clown school for this? 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
898 They call this art? We're clowns, not fools! 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
899 What Bozo would pay for something like this?! 1.2643 0.03644 227 179 36 12
900 I still prefer his balloon folding period. 1.2642 0.03576 212 164 40 8
901 It represents buffoon’s inhumanity to buffoon. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
902 This drawing depicts quite nicely the Boz-Arts architectural style. 1.2640 0.04086 178 140 29 9
903 Red Skelton was a genius 1.2640 0.03927 178 138 33 7
904 Between the artist's Blue Period and his Cubist Period is the brief but important transition known as his Clown Period. 1.2640 0.03951 197 156 30 11
905 Really, you can't see it? It's so obviously about sadness. 1.2640 0.03749 197 153 36 8
906 What kind of clown would dare call this art? 1.2638 0.03875 163 124 35 4
907 Never understood the "Blue Period" - more of a "Wowie Kazowie" type myself 1.2637 0.04244 182 146 24 12
908 That may be true, but at least they stopped appropriating our suffering. 1.2637 0.04024 182 143 30 9
909 Picasso, shmicasso; if that's a clown I'm an accountant. 1.2635 0.04430 167 134 22 11
910 He's no Emmett Kelly. 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
911 Observe how he masterfully conveys the subject’s pie-induced bewilderment. 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
912 What clown would paint something like that? 1.2635 0.04511 167 135 20 12
913 I think it would have worked better on black velvet. 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
914 I can never take his work seriously. 1.2632 0.04195 171 135 27 9
915 Do you think we could fit this one in the car? 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
916 It'd look better on black velvet. 1.2629 0.03623 213 166 38 9
917 I've always felt that Dogs Playing Poker on velveteen is much more inspirational. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
918 It's meant to be funny, but I just find it disturbing... 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
919 Such careful detail! Count the people in the car! 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
920 Sure, but now picture it with a pie in her face. 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
921 Harlequins had it easy before social media 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
922 These creepy kid paintings are really unsettling. 1.2626 0.04142 179 142 27 10
923 I'm okay with art... it's the mime stuff that I hate. 1.2623 0.04294 183 148 22 13
924 It would look much better on black velvet. 1.2623 0.04223 183 147 24 12
925 And I thought WE were masters of pretension. 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
926 I like it. But I don't pie-in-the-face like it. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
927 Don’t bother, they’re here. 1.2619 0.04565 168 137 18 13
928 I see a lot of lines, but none of them punch. 1.2618 0.03818 191 149 34 8
929 So unrealistic, you could get at least 15 people in that phone booth. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
930 Sigh, remember the so-called Blue period when we were called Harlequin’s! 1.2617 0.03669 214 168 36 10
931 I mean, this looks like something even a clown could do. 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
932 It's always about the nose. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
933 This is art? That's a laugh. 1.2614 0.03692 176 134 38 4
934 This was done during Picasso’s lesser-known grease paint period.” 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
935 What clown would pay $100,000 for this? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
936 Whatever happened to SERIOUS art? 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
937 My work is just as good or better than this. They just don't take me seriously. 1.2611 0.04621 157 127 19 11
938 I like them in real life, but paintings of them are kinda creepy” 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
939 I'd like to fit a dozen of HER in a clown car" 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
940 First Koons steals our balloons, and now this? 1.2609 0.04059 184 146 28 10
941 You can tell the artist has never taken a pie to the face. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
942 4 hours-long sittings and the artist still didn’t get my nose right. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
943 The vibrant colors and forced emotion conceal the artist's hidden apathy 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
944 I’m no critic, but it could definitely use some bulbous polka dot shoes. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
945 This is the piece that got me back into juggling. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
946 Alright, get me a pie and my unicycle. I'll show you abstract. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
947 Sure it's beautiful, but I wouldn't call it slapstick. 1.2599 0.03927 177 138 32 7
948 I’m sorry. Everything here makes me laugh. 1.2599 0.04242 177 142 24 11
949 I don’t get it. How can something bring happiness to some and horror to others? 1.2599 0.04390 177 144 20 13
950 If this is meant to be serious art, my name is Bozo. 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
951 I say we buy this and that twelve-piece dining set. There's room in the car. 1.2591 0.04125 193 156 24 13
952 It’s from the rejectionist Bailey & Barnum movement 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
953 Obviously Post-Bozoism. 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
954 If not for the guard, I’d give it three honks.” 1.2589 0.03551 224 176 38 10
955 Honestly? I prefer his balloon animal phase. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
956 The artist doesn't understand crying on the inside. 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
957 This self-portrait confirms what we all suspected. It was that permanently affixed smile, the hair crying out to be colored orange and the focus on happiness. Bob Ross was one of us. 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
958 The face looks made up… 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
959 I could've painted this. Any clown could've painted this. 1.2582 0.04155 182 146 25 11
960 Is it me or is this just silly? 1.2581 0.03560 186 142 40 4
961 It has a certain je ne sais guffaw 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
962 Many find this one to be a light-hearted commentary on humor, while others find it haunting and discomforting. 1.2581 0.03720 186 144 36 6
963 No one takes my art seriously. 1.2579 0.03745 190 148 35 7
964 I handcraft balloons into animals - but this clown’s work ends up in the Met? 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
965 Since Picasso, our people have been wildly underrepresented. 1.2577 0.03906 194 154 30 10
966 I think I'd like it better if it was painted on velvet. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
967 Notice how the muted hues elicit an emotional undertone, and the subtle shading creates a virtual 3D effect, especially where the pie is hitting the guy's face. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
968 And this from my pre-red nose period. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
969 Red Skelton portraits freak me out. 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
970 It would be better on black velvet. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
971 Is this some sort of joke? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
972 I like that she's learned to take herself a little less seriously. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
973 This one has balls. It really goes for the juggler. 1.2575 0.04571 167 137 17 13
974 And to think they call us 'creepy.' 1.2573 0.04337 171 138 22 11
975 You know what scares me? That this is considered art. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
976 It may be art but it's not funny. 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
977 Another harlequin? 1.2573 0.03832 171 132 34 5
978 You have to admit, it's a little creepy. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
979 I find that work on velvet has a certain wonderful je ne sais quoi. 1.2573 0.03832 171 132 34 5
980 Looks like a person to me! 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
981 It's nice but I don't think it will fit in the car. 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
982 If this is art we might as well be clowns. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
983 If you just don't get modernism, I can't help you. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
984 It's art, but is it funny? 1.2568 0.04206 183 148 23 12
985 The Clownnoisseurs 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
986 Yeah, but strip off the paint and what have you got? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
987 The first time I saw it my car doors fell off. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
988 Too whimsical. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
989 It’s seems a bit frivolous to me. 1.2567 0.03855 187 147 32 8
990 An early Bozo, don't you think? 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
991 Agreed. But is it funny? 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
992 More of a 'crying on the inside' kind, perhaps? 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
993 It does exude a certain whimsical je ne sais pas. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
994 The artist turns convention on its head by making the clown happy. 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
995 I could bash you over the head with that one in our next performance. Then I’d agree it’s worth something. 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
996 It speaks to the duality of existence -- the creepy, the comedic. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
997 Yes, I know it’s subtle. But it speaks to me in a quiet elegance. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
998 Squeeze my nose, and we'll make it a watercolor 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
999 It depicts the underlying sadness that exists under one's blithe exterior. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
1000 And when I sold this piece, I finally could afford my own car. 1.2561 0.04463 164 133 20 11
1001 See! Any clown could paint this! 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
1002 portraits of normal people scare me 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1003 Some of the finest work of his huge-shoe period 1.2558 0.04392 172 140 20 12
1004 I'm finding it hard to take this seriously. 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
1005 I guess it's true. Any clown can be an artist these days. 1.2556 0.03663 223 178 33 12
1006 This was one I did called 'Scenes from Little Mike's Birthday Party.' 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1007 No one can paint a face like the great Beau Zeau. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1008 All I know is she's definitely not smiling on the inside. 1.2551 0.04068 196 159 24 13
1009 Some people love art. I find it creepy. 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
1010 I feel that he just always tries too hard to attract attention to himself. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1011 I’m conflicted - part of me finds this funny - but another part of me finds it awfully creepy 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
1012 And people are scared of us!?! 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
1013 Back then you couldn't merely look funny. You had to be funny. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
1014 It’s funny, but it’s also kinda’ creepy 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
1015 What kind of clown would pay fifty million dollars for this? 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
1016 Well, he’s no Emmett Kelly. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
1017 It's not funny haha, but more like funny Dada. 1.2547 0.04065 161 126 29 6
1018 It’s simple. When they’re not looking, I cut it out, roll it up, and put it in your shoe. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
1019 Impressionists never seem that real to me. 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
1020 'Oh dear, art is so over the top now. Where is the subtlety?' 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
1021 Our son could have been a great clown, instead he's a mediocre artist. 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
1022 They finally figured out hand sizes in the Renaissance, but somehow they were still way off on shoes. 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
1023 This one is from my blue period. 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
1024 I'm not an art expert, but I do know what I don't like. 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
1025 Honk if you like expressionism. 1.2543 0.04213 173 139 24 10
1026 Believe it or not, Sondheim owned this dull painting, which inspired one of his most famous songs--the one we danced to at our wedding. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
1027 To tell you the truth, I thought the Ringling Museum was about our folks! 1.2542 0.04068 177 141 27 9
1028 We brought 14 in the car with us to see this?? 1.2541 0.04083 181 145 26 10
1029 And they say WE’RE a clown show… 1.2541 0.04157 181 146 24 11
1030 Imagine the existential despair of being relegated to the paint on velvet annex. 1.2541 0.04022 185 148 27 10
1031 Sure the pearl earring is nice, but I would have preferred a red nose 1.2541 0.04022 185 148 27 10
1032 And this one makes me cry on the inside and laugh on the outside. Or was it the other way round? 1.2540 0.03819 189 149 32 8
1033 The artist is an old friend of mime. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1034 You know, you’d think with all the hype Munch would be scarier. I’ve seen worse screams in our audience. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1035 It's no Toulouse Lautrec.... 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1036 I wouldn’t feel bad about it. Okay, so this clown can paint. You make balloon animals. I drive the little car. It takes a village. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
1037 With its Goya-esque grotesquerie, the disciplined chaos of Pollock, and the stark, somber palette of a Rothko, but what is missing is a sardonic fart. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1038 You call those tears? I'll show you tears! 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
1039 Oh, God. The artist just walked in. Try not to look like a total clown. 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
1040 Honestly, I think it’s a little too on the nose. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1041 I guess I just don't have a nose for modern art. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1042 Yes, but is it 'funny' funny, or 'ironic' funny? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1043 I don’t know Bozo, I’m just having a hard time taking this one seriously. 1.2530 0.04246 166 133 24 9
1044 Bozo painted that in his Blue Period 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
1045 If this is art, then my balloon animals are masterpieces! 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1046 I mean how can I take this seriously? 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
1047 But is it fartsy? 1.2529 0.04340 170 138 21 11
1048 What a waste of paint. 1.2529 0.04191 174 140 24 10
1049 What kind of clown painted this monstrosity? 1.2529 0.03946 174 137 30 7
1050 ‘but does it turn your frown upside down?’ 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
1051 Must be nice to be naturally funny looking 1.2527 0.04074 186 150 25 11
1052 I think it's funny. 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
1053 True, it's reminiscent of Picasso's harlequin series but still, nothing beats a Velvet Elvis. 1.2526 0.04083 190 154 24 12
1054 Don't look now but I think security's on to us. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1055 Ugh. A.I. Nobody’s honker is that big. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1056 And this is the founder of McDonalds, who gave me my first job. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1057 I was expecting the Met on a Saturday to be more of a circus. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1058 I think the nose is off. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1059 He's the former POTUS and people think we're the clowns? 1.2517 0.04812 151 125 14 12
1060 Do you see a clown? I don't see a clown. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1061 And in this postmodernist work, we see that the clown has evolved to a state of ambivalence -- neither happy nor sad -- neither driving the car nor able to exit it with the hundreds of others. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
1062 Picasso was one of us. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1063 Trust me, it's going to fit in the getaway car. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1064 The artist’s composition is wonderful and the brushstrokes are exemplary but it just isn’t funny. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
1065 The nose needs to be bigger, don't you think? 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
1066 Pure kitsch. I like it! 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
1067 Picasso is the only one who understands us. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
1068 Crude and garish. I can't relate. 1.2514 0.04028 179 143 27 9
1069 Bozo was so underappreciated. 1.2513 0.04055 187 151 25 11
1070 At these prices, we'd have to be clowns to place a bid. 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
1071 It speaks to the inner anguish of being the first man in a twelve clown car. 1.2500 0.04526 164 135 17 12
1072 I love it, I just don't know if it will fit in the car with all of us. 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
1073 Abstract art?? And they say we're scary. 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
1074 More flowers that don't even squirt water. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
1075 I can appreciate great art and a whoopee cushion at the same time. 1.2500 0.03708 164 126 35 3
1076 Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1077 To be honest, I’ve never really understood surrealism. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1078 I can appreciate anything that reminds me of smearing pie in someone's face. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1079 This could have been painted by any bozo. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1080 We use less paint and provide more amusement. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1081 You say Manet, I say Monet 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1082 Did clowns really dress like that back then? 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
1083 They say she died before anyone got to laugh at her work. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
1084 Where’s the caption? 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
1085 Just pretend you don’t notice the guy behind us. And let’s hope he’s looking for the jokers to the right. 1.2500 0.04608 164 136 15 13
1086 If you think this is good, you should see my balloon animals 1.2500 0.03846 168 131 32 5
1087 Just once would it kill them to paint us smiling? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1088 The nose is all wrong. What a Bozo! 1.2487 0.03873 189 151 29 9
1089 What is this clown trying to say? 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
1090 I will always regret not asking him to sign my face. 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
1091 This plays to my sense of the absurd. 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
1092 Now what kind of bozo calls this "art"? 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
1093 Those Tudors. Now they knew how to dress. 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
1094 The proportions of the feet look ridiculous. 1.2485 0.03787 165 128 33 4
1095 Modern art is just a CIA psyop to demoralize the population into accepting ugly nonsense. It has nothing to do with the human condition or natural beauty. I deeply resent it. 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
1096 This is why our work is so important. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1097 I heard that he cut off his floppy left shoe after he painted this one. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
1098 It comes from my Blue Man period. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
1099 Subtle symbolism is lost on me 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
1100 A bit too serious for me. 1.2484 0.03965 153 119 30 4
1101 Must we suffer this absurdity! 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
1102 ...and he ran away and joined the corporate world. 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
1103 I don’t get the hype…this is not the greatest show on earth. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
1104 Some say his shoes were too big to fill, but after Bubbles retired, it ended the Neo Clown Period. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1105 This was in her ‘sober’ period, just look at those tiny buttons…. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1106 For some reason, I just don’t get serious works of art. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
1107 This one has a certain, what I like to call, "Bozocity". 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1108 It's good, but I think your face paint is better. 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
1109 I see a reclusive iconic depiction of the metaphysical agony of a tortured psyche... or a squirting flower. 1.2471 0.04091 174 140 25 9
1110 They paint them sad but they are happy inside. 1.2471 0.04156 170 137 24 9
1111 Art? Don't make me laugh! 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
1112 Let's buy this one and shock those snobs who laughed at us when we came in. 1.2470 0.04394 166 136 19 11
1113 I don't see what's so special about this painting, any clown could paint better. 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
1114 Whatever happened to subtlety? 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1115 It's oil, but with a grease paint undertone. 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1116 But Ollie- absurdities outside our profession are perfectly acceptable now 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1117 Finally I told him to stop clowning around and start expressing himself. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1118 Where is the joie de vivre? 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
1119 I’m going to kill you. You told me this was a costume party. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1120 See, I told you, clowns can become president in this country. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1121 Is this a joke? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1122 Who would ever dress like that? 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1123 Does the Harlequin represent the artist's own existential disorientation or do we think he was just clowning around? 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1124 The critics are not taking my artwork seriously, 1.2457 0.04228 175 143 21 11
1125 It kind of creeps me out. 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
1126 I find it hard to take this work comically. 1.2455 0.04286 167 136 21 10
1127 It doesn’t amuse me at all. 1.2455 0.03650 167 129 35 3
1128 I’m not feeling it. Absurd realism just isn’t my thing. 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
1129 Notice how the artist depicts despair without the use of face paint, red noses or over-sized shoes. 1.2454 0.03997 163 129 28 6
1130 I just don't care for the ones where the feet are in proportion. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
1131 I wish the artist would have taken his work a bit more serious 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1132 It could use a little color. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1133 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, I'm stuck in the middle with you" Ron She 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1134 For a minute there, I wasn't sure that they would release us from the jury pool? 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
1135 It’s a bit “on the nose”, don’t you think? 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1136 I heard this was painted with the tears of a clown. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1137 I don't know about you, but I have trouble taking any of his oeuvre seriously. 1.2449 0.04689 147 121 16 10
1138 And here we see the artist has made the transition from his early banana cream phase to his more sophisticated meringue period. 1.2449 0.03932 147 114 30 3
1139 Not bad, but he peaked with ‘Balloon Dog.’ 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
1140 The nose looks a little fake. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1141 I put my face on for this? 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1142 You know, the Mona Lisa could smile easier if she wore makeup, a red nose, and lots of childhood trauma 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
1143 1955, artist unknown, oil on velvet. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1144 Interesting work, but I just don’t connect with realism. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1145 Sure, we can buy it, but we’ll never fit it in the car. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1146 Ironically, Pagliacci’s paintings were hilarious. 1.2442 0.04113 172 139 24 9
1147 And this one reveals my deep inner sadness, which I must hide from the public. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
1148 This is what inspired me to become a clown. 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
1149 Ahh, and here we have his 'Last Buffoon". Many people feel that this painting marks the beginning of his Kazoo period. 1.2437 0.04671 160 134 13 13
1150 I prefer a more neutral palette. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1151 Derivative of early P.T. Barnum 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
1152 It's the laughably small noses that get to me. 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
1153 Clearly this artist was at some point traumatized by a bucket of confetti. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
1154 And this is the skid mark from my clown car 1.2434 0.04573 152 125 17 10
1155 I appreciate the subtlety. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1156 This is from his Bozo period. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
1157 That's impressive, but can he juggle? 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1158 Who could possibly take this seriously? 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
1159 It srikes me that the work is merely a facade of the artist's true self. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1160 At least he got the nose right. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1161 I can't find Waldo. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1162 I can fell his pain, see the tears behind the smile. 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
1163 This is why balloons are the preferred medium 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1164 It makes me feel sad inside. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1165 This painting is as fake as my enthusiasm for a toddler birthday gig. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1166 This one's called "Don't Bother, They're Here". 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1167 Artists have always scared me a little. I know it's just an act, but still. 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
1168 A bit more orange for the skin and yellow for the hair and they would have nailed it. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1169 ...and this piece is from my pie throwing period. 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
1170 It doesn’t really toot my horn. 1.2422 0.03918 161 127 29 5
1171 This one isn't even crying. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1172 Who's the clown who painted this garbage? 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
1173 The colors are so garish! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1174 It feels as if I can squirt water from my lapel carnation directly into the third eye of the artist’s soul. 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
1175 And here is yet another piece that could have been titled "Laughing on the outside; crying on the inside". 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1176 Any cl.... Well, we could do that. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1177 My kid could squirt paint out of a fake flower better than that. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1178 Picasso would not have had a blue period if I were around. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1179 Oh, so if you smash a pie onto a canvas instead of your face, suddenly it’s art. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
1180 “It’s very well done, but the artist has no sense of the absurd." 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
1181 It makes me want to cry on the inside. 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
1182 It's too unconventional for me. 1.2407 0.03797 162 127 31 4
1183 Any Bozo could do that. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1184 Yes, it is creepy. It feels like the paint is masking the artist's true identity and feelings. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1185 We could get this home in the car if the others took the bus. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1186 They say it's Art-Bozeau, but I'm getting more Harlequin-Renaissance. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
1187 It just looks a bit silly to me. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
1188 The nose knows. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1189 Is this supposed to be funny? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1190 Clown portraits freak me out 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1191 Can we agree it's somewhat funny? 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1192 I told you, the clown museum has nothing but old, white-faced men. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1193 Too silly for me. 1.2400 0.04603 150 124 16 10
1194 I painted this in my blue period before clown college 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1195 I prefer Jeff Koons’ work. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1196 I could see us hanging this in our trailer. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1197 Paintings of people are just so creepy. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1198 This is a joke, it’s clearly missing the crying on the inside 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1199 I really preferred his greasepaint period 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1200 Those animals are so realistic they look almost like balloons. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1201 This is from his Ringling Brothers period, I think 1.2395 0.04265 167 137 20 10
1202 It's always 'Make Mona Lisa smile' and never 'Pagliacci, why do you cry?' 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1203 Art? What a joke. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
1204 …I would hate for people just to stare at me. 1.2394 0.03989 142 111 28 3
1205 I like it, but is it ‘art’? 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1206 Is it Emmett Kelly or Ellsworth Kelly? I always forget. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
1207 It has that je ne sais quoi. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1208 There's a subtle, underlying sadness about this one. 1.2391 0.03833 184 148 28 8
1209 I heard the artist cut off his own red nose. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1210 ‘I’m sorry, but if it’s not on black velvet then it’s not hanging in my trailer!’ 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1211 Does that seem funny to you? 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
1212 It's too pretentious in its interpretation of the mundane. But I like the cats. 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
1213 The artist wouldn’t know subtlety if it squirted her in the face 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
1214 Is my nose really that big? 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1215 Just look at this portrait of all nine of us! Does the artist think the Supreme Court is just a group of clowns? 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1216 Kitschy. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1217 A bit frivolous for my taste. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1218 I really love how the stark white paint contrasts with the bright primary colours to elicit a complex set of emotions—amusement, anxiety, fear— and reflects the artist’s deep psychological desire to live outside the normal constraints of the society. 1.2384 0.04671 151 126 14 11
1219 I tried this Picasso-style face paint once…panicked the children…the parents, too. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
1220 This one makes me sad. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1221 Frankly, you or I could paint a better face than that. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1222 You can clownsplain all you want, it still looks like a phallus to me. 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
1223 Even I can paint faces better than that! 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1224 I find the juxtaposition of the refined and the ridiculous a little absurd 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1225 What's missing is the humor. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1226 If I have the explain it, then it isn't funny. 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
1227 If you like it, I'm sure the guys can fit it in the car. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1228 I just can’t take his work seriously anymore. 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
1229 I painted it to express my fear of people with no makeup. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
1230 I’d laugh if I could. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1231 Sure, Bozo is rife for satire. But is it a little too on the nose? 1.2376 0.04025 181 148 23 10
1232 There's something about the nose that is very intriguing, wouldn't you agree? 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
1233 See, our style is iconic. 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
1234 You see what lengths they go to to escape reality? 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
1235 You have to look beyond the paint. 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
1236 Two clowns walk into an art gallery……… 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
1237 Throughout my career I have portrayed silliness or histrionic sadness, but only through my paintings can I express angst. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
1238 Talk about funny. Picasso said this is a woman. 1.2372 0.04372 156 128 19 9
1239 What clown would by that? 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
1240 I don't see the humor in it. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1241 Don't get me wrong, I love how the elephants have been able to move on. I just find their work a little scary. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1242 Well, at least we're not the strangest thing in this room today! 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
1243 Yes, he restlessly trod through a Blue Period, a Rose Period, Cubism and Surrealism. I do believe that if he'd lived to 100 he might've finally climbed to the peak of artistic expression, a Red Nose Period. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
1244 Sure, but can he fit 21 of them in a tiny car. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
1245 I know art... and this is not IT. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1246 Isn’t it bliss? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1247 I find the facial features overdone, exaggerated, uh, gaudy--what is the word I'm looking for? 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1248 So, Judy Collins painted too. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
1249 And they call THIS art?!? It's not even funny! 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
1250 A realtor explains a treehouse to prospective buyers. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1251 I find his work lacking in gravitas. 1.2362 0.03946 127 98 28 1
1252 My face has better brush strokes! 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1253 Say what you will about Picasso, Leonardo or Michelangelo - I still think Pagliacci is the greatest of them all. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1254 I would have liked it better on black velvet. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1255 You know you've hit rock bottom when even the paintings in the gallery look at you with pity. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1256 So...we're done with subtlety now? 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1257 What Bozo did this? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1258 I love the subtlety of expression. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1259 Nobody could do us like Picasso. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1260 It’s very pretty, but I struggle to take it seriously. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
1261 I fail to see the humor in it. 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
1262 We should have known when she flunked out of clown college that she'd end up in some worthless, talentless profession. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1263 This one really honks my horn. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1264 It's a little abstract for my taste, I've always preferred "Dogs Playing Poker" 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
1265 You know, Chuckles, this is really giving me the feeling that my whole life is one big insignificant joke. 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
1266 And this is my painting of Red Skelton 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1267 Who's the clown that painted this? 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
1268 The New Yorker described his work as clownish, but I’m not seeing it. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
1269 The artist was in his blue and green and yellow and pink and orange and blue and yellow and pink and orange phase. 1.2349 0.04703 149 125 13 11
1270 Overall his work is strong, but what it lacks is a squirt of seltzer. 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
1271 Lacks a certain gravitas, wouldn't you say? 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
1272 I don’t understand why he didn’t paint it on velvet. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1273 None of this is funny 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1274 It's nice, but it doesn't make you think. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
1275 I love it, but then again, I have funny taste. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
1276 Yes, the black velour does make the clowns pop. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
1277 I would have hung this the other way up 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
1278 I enjoy the sad ones the most 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
1279 I even juggled my schedule to sit for this clown. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1280 Only a clown would overpay for what these people call art! 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1281 You know Ralph, the first time I saw this it was funny! Now, not so much. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1282 Wow, looks like any clown can make art! 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1283 How can anyone take this stuff seriouosly! 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1284 Face paint is a much harder medium. 1.2340 0.03851 141 110 29 2
1285 This is what you meant when you said you're making six figures? 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
1286 Alas, if only it were drawn on black velvet. 1.2338 0.03799 201 165 25 11
1287 It makes me wanna cry! 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
1288 But is it "seltzer down your pants" funny? 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
1289 None of these are funny. 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
1290 As clown art goes they just don’t seem to get our noses right. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1291 It's pretty. But does it make you think? 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
1292 You see tears, but believe me. He's laughing on the inside. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1293 Bozo’s early work was so derivative ! 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1294 I give it a frowny face. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
1295 It represents man's inhumanity toward clowns. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1296 This looks like it was painted by an elephant. 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
1297 I can't see what's funny about it . . . 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1298 I can rub your face on a canvas and do better than that 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1299 This one's from the 'Balloon Animals Period.' 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1300 Breathtaking, of course. But any more so than getting 14 of us into a Volkswagen Beetle?” 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
1301 If you ask me, the colors are too garish. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1302 Look at that! And they call us clowns! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1303 There’s less paint used here than on our faces. Absolutely stunning! 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1304 Who tells these clowns they can paint, anyway? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1305 It's not bad but it's no balloon animal! 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1306 Oh, so my balloon animals they call ‘pedestrian’, but this amorphous blob they call art?! 2D-ers are such hacks. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1307 Now, see, I don't find this funny at all... 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
1308 I don’t know who it is? Some Bozo.. 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
1309 The banana cream pie has a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
1310 I don't think he's got the nose... 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1311 “It’s all just face-painting of one form or another.” 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1312 Where's a custard pie when you want one? 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1313 This has to be a joke. 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
1314 Masterpiece? It's not even on velvet! 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1315 The purpose of art is to see the true clown in all of us. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
1316 So many more could fit in that car. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1317 His work is ironically witty enough, but it lacks the ability to terrify. 1.2313 0.04845 134 112 13 9
1318 Needs clowns. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1319 It’s not just any Bozo — it’s THE Bozo. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1320 Mom always encouraged him more than me. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1321 This artist never gets the noses right. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1322 I don't see anything funny about it. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1323 See, everybody forgets there's a real canvas under all that paint. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1324 And, this one's from Skelton's Kadiddlehopper period. 1.2312 0.04180 160 131 21 8
1325 It would look great over the fireplace, but I don't think we can fit it in the car 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1326 This one makes me frown. 1.2308 0.03804 143 112 29 2
1327 Hey, if you squint your eyes really tight you can see balloon animals. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1328 Send out the clowns. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1329 Pastel. Watercolor. Oil. But GREASEPAINT? 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
1330 The tear drop means he killed another clown. 1.2308 0.04622 143 119 15 9
1331 I feel the artist is masking his true feelings 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1332 This piece was created between his Emmet Kelly and Bozo periods. 1.2308 0.04622 143 119 15 9
1333 Note how the artist has captured the vivid yellow and the tortured brown of the banana peel. 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
1334 Look at that ashy skin, Ronald McDonald did NOT age well. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1335 Is this supposed to be a joke? 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1336 Boy, they’ll let any clown into this place! 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1337 And this is the best example of Bozo in his Balloon Animal Period. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1338 I really can't take this seriously. 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
1339 Any chance this will fit in the Bug? 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1340 It's not a Munch, but it's still kinda funny. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1341 This is just a colorful mask for the artist's despair. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1342 Nobody actually looks like that. 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
1343 Will you look at that?! How is anybody supposed to take him seriously?! 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
1344 This artist is definitely one of us. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1345 I ]think we should stop clowning around and make an offer. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1346 You call this art? You can't be serious. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1347 How many of these do you think we could fit into our car? 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1348 Without the ruff it lends a certain je ne sais quoi to the costume. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1349 And they say we are the clowns. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1350 Any clown can call this art. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1351 Did you remember to lock the car? 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
1352 I know, but that's the way they dressed in those days! 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
1353 Barnum’s work has not been the same since he split from Bailey. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1354 And he calls himself a realist? We never use chocolate pie! 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
1355 Here we might admire the preposterous skin tone, the absurd comb over. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
1356 Ha! And he called us clowns! 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1357 I find this piece to be particularly disturbing and scary. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1358 Think these getaway outfits will work? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1359 If she were wearing really big shoes, I could go for her. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1360 Yeah, my grandfather thought Picasso looked kind of funny too. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1361 Act like I’m saying something insightful. When that guys leaves I’m going to stuff this in my pants. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1362 A fine example of the RoCoco the Clown style. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1363 But it doesn't make me laugh. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1364 I don't know much about art, but I know when some artist needs a pie in the face. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1365 Tragedy is a funny thing. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
1366 I can't tell if it's meant to bring joy or fear. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
1367 Are you the clown who painted this? 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
1368 And this piece is worth more than a small island. I told you the art world was an even bigger circus. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
1369 Who’s your Dada? 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
1370 Everything was a joke to him. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1371 Nothing jumps out at me... 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
1372 People really have no idea how hard it is to be a hilarious male prostitute. 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1373 Bare face SCARES me!” 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1374 Notice the skillful juxtaposition of the rubber chicken on a whipped cream pie. 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
1375 Pollock is just so much confetti. 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
1376 Traditionally, we’re to the left and jokers are to the right. But this pastoralist has us stuck in the middle with a ewe… 1.2276 0.04668 145 122 13 10
1377 They really captured everything about them...except the feet. 1.2275 0.04133 167 138 20 9
1378 Overall, it's a fine painting. But I prefer the artists' 'balloon animal' phase more." 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1379 ...and believe me. I know how to paint people. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1380 ... its honesty is gut-wrenching, but it still draws me in. I'm feel forever changed. I do, however, wish that it had more balloons. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
1381 This one was my early work experimenting with the cream pie medium. 1.2273 0.04880 132 111 12 9
1382 Who was the clown who painted this? 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
1383 Jeanne, the invitation said to “dress up”—how was I supposed to know what they meant? 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1384 I'm beginning to think Pollack was a closeted clown. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
1385 This one's from my Red Skelton period. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
1386 The velvet is derivative. 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
1387 They say art is subjective, but I think even our squirting flower routine has more depth than this, don't you, Chuckles? 1.2270 0.04201 163 135 19 9
1388 This one is from Picasso’s early Bozo phase. 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
1389 I know it's sacrilege but I look at this and feel like life actually ISN'T silly 1.2270 0.04290 163 136 17 10
1390 Once I get over the shock of her nude face, honestly, there's not much to look at. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1391 ¿Dónde están los payasos? Esta exposición es muy discriminatoria. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1392 Not enough velvet 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
1393 There's no pathos, no underlying tragic elements. I just can't take it seriously". 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
1394 At the end of the day this is just unsophisticated 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1395 And abstract artists have the nerve to call us silly. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
1396 What really moves me emotionally is the pie in the face and the pants around the ankles. 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
1397 I have no idea what it means, but this sure beats being stuffed in the car with the rest of them. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1398 This is from my serious period. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1399 Looks like they already sent in the clowns. 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1400 If this is modern art…I don’t get the joke! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1401 Nudity makes me uncomfortable, but bet I could juggle those balls better than he could. 1.2262 0.04111 168 139 20 9
1402 I think if it were painted on velvet, it would have more impact. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
1403 Just who thinks dogs playing poker is funny? 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1404 $10K? That’s a joke, right? 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1405 Who ever thought a seltzer bottle full of paint could create something worth so much? 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
1406 It’s only a painting of a comically small car, but somehow it fits so much in. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1407 You don’t know whether to laugh or cry. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1408 Can you believe I held up my hand like this showing that grapefruit for hours only for them to crop it out? Absolutely Infuriating. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1409 I just don’t get the joke. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
1410 This is why I have a sad face. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1411 It’s a little gaudy. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1412 The artist told me to cry when I posed, so I just thought about my mother’s reaction when I left law school to go to clown college. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1413 This is part of the floor from when we had that paint fight in the circus. I sold it to the gallery as a Jackson Pollock. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1414 Needs more velvet. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1415 The actual sad clown is whichever schmuck buys this thing. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1416 There is an underlying darkness betraying what at first glance appears to be joy. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1417 This damn thing looks like something we'd do" 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1418 I feel like his "Circus Period" work is a bit pretentious. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1419 I'm sorry, it's just not funny to me. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1420 Well this one's a bit obvious... 1.2248 0.04951 129 109 11 9
1421 It's impressionistic, just like we are. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1422 Now, we look like real clowns for paying to see this! 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1423 Sure, they're beautiful, I just prefer a woman with a round nose. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1424 They call that face painting? 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1425 That harlequin diamond look is so yesterday 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
1426 If we hang this in our home, will it make us look foolish? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1427 It speaks to the tears of a clown, when there's no one around. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1428 what bozo thinks this art? 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
1429 It’s not serious work. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
1430 They call THIS realism? 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
1431 There just isn't anyone as good as Red Skelton. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
1432 I could fall for this one! 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
1433 You can FEEL the artist’s silliness escaping onto the canvas. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
1434 I'm getting really tired of political caricatures using our culture as a reference point. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
1435 Now this one is from my circus big top period. 1.2244 0.04321 156 130 17 9
1436 It's nice ... but it could definitely use some balloons." 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1437 Her dramatic use of chiaroscuro could have been accentuated by a subtle pie in the face. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1438 A bit gaudy for my taste. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1439 it sold for mere peanuts 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1440 Cheer up Pierrot, I believe the artist in this portrait has ripped off the mask and exposed your deep-seated hatred towards Columbina which you've always been unable to verbalize. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1441 In the center ring and with perfect finesse, this would look marvelous smashed over your head. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1442 It's a brilliant painting but I think it would be better on velvet 1.2239 0.04928 134 114 10 10
1443 And the shoes are way too small. 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1444 His technique actually deepened as he lost the use of his unicycle. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1445 oh sure, when THEY do it it’s “ART,” but when WE do it it’s “CHILDISH” and “CLICHÉ. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1446 The ridiculous three button suit from years ago. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1447 It reminds me of how much I miss the elephants. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
1448 They call this a museum? There hasn't been a single balloon in any one of these. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1449 Not funny Ha, Ha; but it is funny in an abstract way. Whaddayathink? 1.2238 0.03769 143 113 28 2
1450 It's not bad but it really suffers from a lack of black velvet 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1451 It lacks humor. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1452 I agree with the whole existential thing, but is it FUNNY? 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
1453 They said, 'No. Serious buyers only.' I said, 'What? Am I a clown to you?' 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
1454 It's rare that an artist can see behind the mask of frivolity. 1.2235 0.04151 170 142 18 10
1455 Perfect example of comic relief. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1456 It's an Edvard Munch original, the Frown. 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
1457 It's from his black velvet period. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1458 The bearded lady can paint better than this. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1459 Where's the hole to stick your head through? 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1460 He painted me like one of his French clowns 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1461 I’m getting a strong “sad trombone” vibe from this piece. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1462 It's nice to experience something depressing on our day off. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1463 You'd never know that dogs can't play poker. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
1464 Juggling. Now THAT’S art. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1465 Maybe it's just me, but I think these Sad Red Skelton paintings are kind of creepy. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
1466 Emmett, he was the best. 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
1467 I don’t get the joke. 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
1468 A classic example of the Pierrot School 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
1469 You don’t notice it at first, then it hits you like a cream pie to the face. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1470 I'm sorry, but any clown could have done this. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1471 This one looks a little cartoonish, don't you think? 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
1472 Okay, but can he juggle? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1473 Pictures of landscapes always frighten me. I find them creepy. 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
1474 Sometimes you feel like a clown, sometimes you don’t. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1475 No. When I said the artist is a Bozo I meant it as a compliment. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1476 All of those years in clown school, then decades honing my craft just to end up as a presidential nominee stunt double! Makes me cry inside... 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1477 It’s so triggering seeing bananas painted in a positive light. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1478 Somehow I feel it lacks a certain…oompapa! 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1479 Yeah, but Queen Elizabeth 1 was only a faux-clown; all she had was the ruff! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1480 I agree, Picasso was a little much. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1481 It's hard to take her point of view seriously. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1482 I was a fine arts minor at clown college. 1.2215 0.03791 149 119 27 3
1483 I find them to be quite scary to be honest” 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1484 I’ll tell ya, he’s no Gacy 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1485 Why use a canvas when all you need is your face? 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1486 I’m sorry but I just can’t take this artist’s work seriously. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1487 ‘This is where I come to get my material’ 1.2214 0.04760 131 110 13 8
1488 The critics call it Beaux-Arts, but I know a Bozo when I see it. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1489 It's almost like looking in a mirror . 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1490 It would work better on velvet. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
1491 Well, at least they got the noses right. 1.2207 0.03723 145 115 28 2
1492 What if I smashed something like this over your head? 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1493 That’s not from the Renaissance era! What kind of bozo do you think I am 1.2206 0.04748 136 115 12 9
1494 But the question remains: why IS the clown so sad? 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1495 I lost my crayons, so I did it in black and white. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1496 Some people need a literal canvas to express themselves and it saddens me. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1497 Real art is a juggling act ... 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1498 Agreed. This kitschy portrait of Bozo is a pie in the face to clowns everywhere. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1499 Why do artists feel the need to hide behind such artifice? 1.2199 0.03779 141 112 27 2
1500 I think my smile is every bit as enigmatic. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1501 If it doesn't make you laugh, then it just isn't funny. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1502 And they say I’m the Bozo 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1503 I find it too PERFORMATIVE. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1504 I could've tied a balloon that looks better than this. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1505 While I’m glad I went into a field with better job security, pay, and benefits, I do sometimes miss being an art history adjunct. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1506 I don't know... seems kind of out of place if you ask me. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1507 They say it expresses the paradoxical contrast between internal melancholy and external humour, but I don't see it." 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1508 Really?! Any clown could paint that. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1509 Really? You can't be serious. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1510 It’s a joke! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1511 If it doesn't squirt water on my face, is it really art? 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
1512 This is why we wear clothes! 1.2192 0.04400 146 122 16 8
1513 They did say to send in the clowns, right? 1.2192 0.04400 146 122 16 8
1514 It makes me laugh and cry at the same time. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1515 Well, a seltzer bottle would have added a little extra splash. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1516 No levity. Too on-the-nose. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1517 Sure the perspective, the brushwork and the geometry are stunning... but the pie in the face is what makes it sing! 1.2188 0.03990 128 102 24 2
1518 He's not serious, is he? 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1519 This would have been great if they had painted it on velvet 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1520 Of course, I prefer the sculptures by Jeff Koons.” 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
1521 It's always about the nose, not the eyes. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
1522 They always fail to get our noses right. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1523 I’m sorry, even if they DID say only clowns would pay that much for his art, I m not buying it! 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1524 I think this painter is just desperate for attention. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1525 It’s just…I’d appreciate more subtlety. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1526 It’s not even on black velvet. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1527 It lacks a certain um-pah-pah. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1528 Nope. Not funny... not funny at all. 1.2184 0.04063 174 146 18 10
1529 Is this the way to the President’s trial? 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1530 Where are the clowns? There should be clowns! 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
1531 The model's expression is nuanced. She is happy yet frowning. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1532 Too colorful. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1533 Abstract art makes me feel like a bozo 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1534 The critics called this a clown show, but I am just not getting it. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1535 Move around and observe how the nose follows you. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1536 It needs a red nose or something..... 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1537 This one captures the image of clowning but not its essence 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1538 His technique is admirable, but why distract with the use of such bright, unnatural colors?" 1.2177 0.04933 124 105 11 8
1539 I know it’s a joke piece, but I just don’t get it 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1540 I feel silly saying this but... 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
1541 I use mascara for all my pieces 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1542 It would be so much better on black velvet. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1543 No, no I'm just as scared as you are! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1544 So I thought if Koons can do it, anyone can! 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1545 Not enough color 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
1546 Now THAT’S something to be afraid of… 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1547 You call that a nose? 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1548 Sure. Rembrandt van Rijn, Frans Hals, all the old Dutch Masters. Everyone back then was wearing a collar like ours, even the women and kids. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1549 You should have seen his balloon animal exhibition. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1550 Based on my experience, he's not a serious artist, it looks like he's just clowning around. 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1551 Do you ever think it was a mistake to major in performance studies with an art history minor? 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
1552 "Honestly, the artist should have put more balloons in the composition." 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
1553 Just because it's on velvet doesn't make it a work of art. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1554 Ah, it’s as if Rembrandt decided to paint while juggling chainsaws. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1555 It's either Bozo with a moustache or a Dalí self portrait! 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1556 Needs a red nose. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1557 "You see, Claire? What's around our necks is potent satire. In the old days, the ridiculous 1% wore them." 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
1558 If only I had the balls 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1559 Relax, we can easily fit every last thing in this entire museum in our car for the getaway. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
1560 He painted this one after I scared him at his 35th birthday party. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
1561 We could totally paint this. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1562 The poor elephant who painted this was paid peanuts. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1563 And this atrocity by your grandfather is precisely why I ran off to join the circus. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1564 I always forget: is this a Bozo or a Bazo? 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
1565 I'm of the opinion that when they go high-brow, you go low-brow." 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
1566 Sure, it has mainstream appeal, but I just don’t consider it real art if it’s not painted on a face. 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
1567 Here’s your great Grandfather Bozo you have big shoes to fill. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1568 I see clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1569 Is the artist trying to make me laugh? 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
1570 And this was my post-McModernism era. 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
1571 That's art? The sunflowers don't even squirt. 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1572 A little too ‘on the nose’ for my taste. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1573 Surrealism, huh? I don’t get it. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1574 If this is art, send in the kids! 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1575 Tonight, this heist is destined go down in history as The Thomas Clown Affair. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1576 I don’t know. It’s just so derivative. 1.2158 0.04653 139 118 12 9
1577 I find it difficult to take him seriously as an artist. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1578 I heard Francisco Goya was quite the joker in his day, but this seems a bit dark. 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1579 It reminds me of an early Degas, but could really benefit from some custard or lemon meringue on the face. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1580 'A bit of a caricature, don't you think?' 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1581 I'll take care of the guard. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1582 Nice , but I prefer their Balloon Dog period” 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1583 Larry David. Now that's a handsome man. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1584 A deeply layered and mirthful piece—and of course its red nose follows one around the room" 1.2154 0.04631 130 109 14 7
1585 "Yes, it's comical but also, somehow, sad." 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1586 Now that’s an innovative use of grease paint.” 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1587 Imagine how much water could squirt out of these flowers. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1588 Can’t you see the subtle humor in this piece? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1589 It's perfect with our bear on unicycle. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1590 I find it hard to take this seriously, don't you? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1591 I always come here for inspiration" 1.2154 0.04758 130 110 12 8
1592 The Collie has a Full House and the Bulldog only has Two of a Kind…..” 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1593 Why would you ever pose out of your daily clothes? 1.2153 0.04534 144 122 13 9
1594 I'm a serious collector. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1595 Can Jeff Koons do that? I don’t think so. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1596 Thanks to us, the Mona Lisa finally cracked a smile. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1597 Let me explain. This is not a scene from a circus, but a political debate. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1598 Actually, this IS my first rodeo. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1599 I believe it's lacking the joie de vivre that was so evident in his earier works. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1600 The Times art critic said the artist is a clown. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1601 Paradigm of losing timing late in career. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1602 Yes, I posed for Red Skelton back in the day, but his brushstroke technique did not capture my essence. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1603 A fine example of his Red Nose period! 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1604 The total omission of poms poms anywhere is unforgivable. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1605 Not going to lie, these kind of creep me out. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1606 Frankly, I don't see the humor in this. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1607 The oversimplification of color use here proves that the artist clearly doesn't comprehend the philosophical depths of clowndom. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1608 The review said the artist is an absolute clown but I'm just not seeing it. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1609 Were we ever modern? 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1610 I get it, but these paintings just make me sad. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1611 Clownsplainin'. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1612 I guess no one dresses up for museums anymore. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1613 If you hold up this painting and call it Art, people will laugh. I promise! 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1614 This clown must have really good connections to get that on the wall. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1615 I’m having trouble expressing my feelings for this piece without my horn. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1616 At least people can understand the circus.” 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1617 It just lacks pathos. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1618 It’s grotesque and over exaggerated. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1619 I don't see the humor. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1620 Don't worry. I'm sure Picasso started out with balloon giraffes. 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1621 The shoes are too big. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1622 One of the finer works of the Bozo Era. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1623 He takes himself way too seriously." 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1624 This kid’s birthday party might be above our pay grade 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1625 What kind of clown would pay these prices? 1.2137 0.04725 131 111 12 8
1626 Derivative 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1627 Funny you should ask... 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1628 So, this is how I die. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1629 On the one hand, it's funny. But, on the other hand, it's not. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1630 It’s truly a portraiture for the times, delicately melding ethnicity, sexual orientation and political affiliation into a nuanced obfuscation that should not offend or trigger anyone. 1.2137 0.05268 117 101 7 9
1631 It has a certain je ne sais quack. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1632 I don't get it either. None of them are funny. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1633 You know, I heard even Picasso got his start by doing kids’ birthday gigs. 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
1634 I could do this in three seconds with my seltzer bottle 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
1635 Is it too much that I just want to be taken seriously? 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
1636 Clothed women and happy clowns don't get into museums. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1637 The art market has become a circus lately. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1638 Well, I don't know Joe, it still looks pretty Kafka-esque to me 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1639 You call THIS art. Don’t make me laugh. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1640 But the nose... 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1641 What clown would consider this a masterpiece? 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1642 I find this one both amusing and terrifying. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1643 I feel a kinship--as a performance artist who works with custard pies as his chosen medium. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
1644 So this is the new funny? Eh! 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
1645 Do you think we take art seriously enough? 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
1646 But, where's the fun? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1647 This is from our blue period. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1648 I am struck by how the artist manages to convey both sadness and joy; terror and delight. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1649 After this we should go to the ballon sculpture gallery. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1650 A million bucks, for what? And they say WE'RE the crazy ones. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1651 Yeah, but is it funny Ha-Ha? 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
1652 Just a few years ago he was a circus elephant working for peanuts. 1.2124 0.05251 113 97 8 8
1653 No, it's a nude clown descending a staircase. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1654 They just can't juggle color like they used to 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
1655 Look at this beautiful Rubens! There's nothing wrong with our hips! 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1656 Listen, Bozo, I know this was Clarabell's favorite. He honked once. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1657 You can see here the artist’s doubt, his despair, his frustrating inability to contort balloons into a variety of animals. 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1658 This is another one I painted when I was extremely, extremely depressed. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1659 I think this really captures a clown’s paralyzing self-loathing. … Actually, they all do. 1.2119 0.04566 151 130 10 11
1660 I always wanted to be an impressionist. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1661 It looks nothing like the tears of a clown! 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1662 I’m wanted to capture the raw essence of the big tent in this one. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1663 Any clown can do work like this. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1664 I'm thinking of giving up art and running for office. 1.2117 0.04567 137 116 13 8
1665 This painting really scares me 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1666 It expresses the nagging existential threat to selfhood just like we do. 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
1667 Why is it that the people portrayed in paintings are never realistic looking? 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
1668 IT'S A REPRODUCTION CALLED "SEND IN THE CLONES". 1.2115 0.04363 156 133 13 10
1669 So that's what Jingles did with my facepaint! 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1670 Sometimes I feel I’m too represented in art 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1671 But, then again, I find all art creepy. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
1672 It seems the artists are now coming for our jobs… 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
1673 The level of detail she gets using a squirting flower is staggering. 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
1674 Like other existential symbolism, it’s reminiscent of early Picasso, with a dash of late Soupy Sales. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1675 If they can take this seriously, why can’t they take us seriously? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1676 The work is derivate, but the artist had some big shoes to fill. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1677 It's so obviously an image depicting the painter's inner clown crying out for more attention from the unwashed masses. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1678 Now that's funny. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1679 Once again, posing with a bowl of fruit and not juggling! 1.2109 0.04790 128 109 11 8
1680 Don't look now but that guy behind us looks like an idiot 1.2109 0.04790 128 109 11 8
1681 It just doesn’t make me want to blow my horn. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1682 This strikes a chord, evoking whimsy with an undercurrent of profound terror. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1683 Of course it was during his Clown Period 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1684 I think we got our skin color wrong. We should have chosen orange instead of white. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1685 I agree it is well executed, but for me it lacks the trenchant insight of an Emmett Kelly. 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
1686 And this one’s from my Blue Balloon Period. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
1687 He's taken grease painting to a new level. 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1688 Well-that’s a circus theme for sure. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1689 Add a red balloon! Anything! 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
1690 You know, my greatest disappointment was discovering Van Gogh’s irises didn’t squirt 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1691 Well, there's no floppy shoes or big red nose, but it is clownish in its own right. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1692 That was before I transitioned. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1693 His subjects creep me out. They're always crying on the outside. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1694 I mean, canvas is a decent medium if you can’t handle painting on faces … 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1695 Ceci n’est pas un clown. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1696 I’m tempted but our car’s already pretty full. 1.2098 0.04532 143 122 12 9
1697 Yes, but is it slapstick? 1.2098 0.03694 143 115 26 2
1698 Is this a comedy sketch? 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1699 Don't you love farce? 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
1700 Is this IT? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1701 Only a clown could have painted this. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1702 Blah, Blah, Blah. With no red nose - who cares? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1703 …but he’s crying in the inside. It’s the perfect representation of the duality of clown. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1704 Frankly, I don't understand the humor in it. 1.2096 0.03783 167 138 23 6
1705 Like...why?! 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1706 A study in pathos, not settling for the easy laugh. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1707 I love getting out of the car and going to a museum. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1708 I don’t know about you, but I think humans are scary. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
1709 I guess funny is in the eye of the beholder. 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1710 If I get this, will we have room in the car? 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1711 This isn't funny at all .... 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
1712 If this is what his pieces look like, I don't think it was necessary for them to confiscate our squirt flowers. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1713 I dunno.. looks like a clown painted it. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1714 It would be better on velvet. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1715 You’re right. The artist does have big shoes to fill. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1716 It’s just watercolor splashed onto a canvas. Any clown with a squirting flower could make this. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
1717 I've always been afraid of people." 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1718 The outfit's all wrong. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1719 This is 'Women with red nose' 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
1720 Amusing, yes, but lacking pathos. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1721 This one also makes me cry on the inside. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
1722 Personally, I think the figure needs more makeup to look real. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1723 I just don’t think the artist was taking his subject seriously 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
1724 I know it's irrational, but portraits of non-clown individuals really creep me out. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1725 It lacks whimsy and pizzazz. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1726 I think his use of grease paint really brings the painting to life! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1727 Neorealism? Realy?! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1728 'Perhaps this makes sense to the non -clown population.' 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1729 What kind of clown thinks this is art? 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1730 Now this is quintessential Art Beauzeaux. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
1731 The artist is no Red Skelton. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
1732 ...and the shoes are too small 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
1733 I am telling you, man. She keeps using my makeup for her art! 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1734 So they finally sent us in - for this? 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1735 But is it funny? 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1736 And I created this during my Court Jester period. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
1737 Nude clowns? I don't care how you look at it"s scary! 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1738 These portraits of humans scare me. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1739 I would prefer more vivid and primary colors. 1.2081 0.04181 149 125 17 7
1740 All joking aside, I don't understand the appeal of nudes. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1741 De Klowning never drops my pants, but this Klowndinsky is to honk for. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1742 I've seen funnier stuff in my mirror! 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
1743 The humor eludes me. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1744 I painted this self-portrait during my bluenose period. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
1745 The art of Red Skelton isn't appreciated by everyone. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1746 I feel like it’s looking down on us 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1747 I think it's meant to be ironic. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1748 And I thought we were funny. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1749 The nose is too small. 1.2077 0.04847 130 112 9 9
1750 He doesn't look so sad to me. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
1751 I used to be a starving artist as well 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1752 If this is what they call art, then the paint job on my face should be considered a masterpiece. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
1753 You should have stuck to balloon animals. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1754 And this one’s an imprint of my shoe. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
1755 What’s the big deal? Any Bozo could do this. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1756 His preferred medium is greasepaint. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1757 We used to perform for kings. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1758 He wasn’t clowning around with this one 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1759 When they said “Clown exhibit” we should’ve expected it to be self portraits of politicians. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
1760 One of his best works, but I just can't take it seriously. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1761 How is this art? His nose looks completely fake. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
1762 (singing) ....."Isn't it rich?" 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
1763 I know funny and this just ain't it. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
1764 Every clown's an art critic. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
1765 This doesn’t bring me joy 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1766 The pie in the face symbolizes man's inhumanity to man. And it's hilarious. 1.2067 0.04262 150 127 15 8
1767 He looks sad, but deep inside he is laughing. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1768 Oh, I don’t know. It just doesn’t push my buttons. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1769 Maybe this is a commentary on the absurdity of existence itself. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1770 I think this was from the artist's lemon chiffon period. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
1771 I can’t believe how ridiculous the court jesters look in the costumes they wore in England back in the day. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
1772 Why always Emmett Kelly? 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1773 I know you're an art major, but let me clownsplain this to you. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1774 I think its suppose to be funny, but I find it scary! 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1775 They hung it upside down. I’m sure that’s his nose.” 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1776 She is a lovely clown, but has no sense of style. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1777 It's supposed to be funny, but it just scares me. 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1778 I have no idea what this artist takes us for. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1779 I don't know if this makes me feel ironically happy or ironically sad. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1780 It lacks a red nose. 1.2059 0.05457 102 88 7 7
1781 Honestly, I think this Picasso guy is a bit of a Bozo!” 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1782 what clown painted this one? 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
1783 And people are afraid of us! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1784 No dogs? No poker? I don't get it. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1785 See? Too little starch, runny custard pie. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1786 ‘The Scream’. I was there, at the end of the bridge. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1787 I fail to see the humor in this piece. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1788 I can feel the sadness - but not in a sad-clown kind of way. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1789 It could use more foolishness 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1790 Frankly, I prefer Picasso’s Pierrot to Watteau’s. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1791 But why did you use MY lipstick? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1792 From this angle, she looks like she wants to throw a pie at you. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1793 Circus? Hell, anyone can see this huckster belongs in a carnival. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1794 I think the noses are too big! 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1795 I feel so unappreciated as an artist, especially when this Bozo gets on a wall! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1796 I find his whimsical brush strokes and colorful pallet to be a real inspiration. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1797 Honestly, I find the symbolism a little heavy-handed. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1798 Isn't rich? Isn't it queer? Losing his timing this late in his career? 1.2047 0.04788 127 109 10 8
1799 I modeled for this artist nearly a week and you can't even tell it's me!? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1800 I’m worried we’ll lose our circus cred if we’re seen here. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1801 They always fail to capture the clown's aesthetic. 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1802 And the kicker is, they'll take this Banksy nonsense seriously and not us. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1803 This one’s rather garish. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1804 This artist is such a clown. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1805 This artist always seems to be masking something. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
1806 You have to separate the art from the artist. The elephant who painted this also pancaked Mr. Fiddlesticks during a rehearsal. 1.2039 0.03656 152 124 25 3
1807 The discordant, impasto brush work and formal rigidity obscure the elegance of the pie-in-the-face. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1808 I use similar brushstrokes when I paint my face. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1809 Her art is expressive. I can almost hear the honks and feel the splats... 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1810 Have you noticed none of this art imitates our lives 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
1811 I think this artist is saying that life can be filled with absurd moments that we may not even notice at the time. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1812 I find it kind of creepy 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1813 But where’s the tear? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1814 Just act like you belong. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1815 Remember when WE were the theme? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1816 This piece inspired me to throw a pie in someone's face. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1817 I'd like to see this mess of squiggles ride a unicycle while juggling. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1818 What pathos! What a sublime statement about the vicissitudes of life! This artist was a real clown! 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1819 Yes, 'Sunflowers' is a masterpiece, but I still think he could have added a seltzer bottle. 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1820 You see, the balls should be about this size. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1821 It just wouldn't scare children! 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1822 It makes me want to run away and un-join the circus! 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1823 This "highly valued" piece was P.T. Barnum's inspiration for his 'a sucker is born every minute' quote 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1824 Sometimes I wonder if we are patrons, or part of the exhibit! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1825 Well I still respect him; I know what it's like to be kicked out of art school. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1826 I cant relate to his Blue Period. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1827 Oh, come on, Slappy. Remember the chaos last time? We barely escaped jail, not to mention the dry cleaning bill for that poor old lady's jacket! You can't just pull out a pie every time you don't like a piece of art. 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
1828 That’ll give me nightmares 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1829 Clearly the artist is crying out for attention. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1830 I think that model has too much make-up. Agree? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1831 Fuck me, this painting is shit 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1832 To me it suggests that it is not the pie itself that is meaningful, but rather it is the act of recontextualizing its constituent parts through a ritual of deconstruction. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1833 Now, thats funny ! Maybe we should dress differently. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1834 I can paint better than this clown, this Picasso guy. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1835 I think terror lies somewhere between comedy and tragedy." 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1836 It’s better than that clown, Warhol! 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1837 I have always been more drawn to his Balloon Animal Period. 1.2029 0.04502 138 118 12 8
1838 I got a call from Trump asking me to run for Speaker. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
1839 Must be a punchline in here somewhere. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
1840 The nose is too small. Lautrec. There's a guy who could paint a clown. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
1841 Why so serious? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1842 In artistic circles, he’s considered a Bozo! 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1843 Mona Lisa is OK I suppose, but her nose is all wrong. 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
1844 It makes me feel like I want to scare a kid. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
1845 This piece is a joke.” 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1846 Oil on canvass is fine. But I prefer pie on face. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1847 Yes, it is true that Mr. Skelton was always in his 'clown' period. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1848 I think the effort is admirable but the execution is clownish. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1849 I wish I'd stayed in the car. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1850 But does it inspire that feeling of wonder like when you first took a pie to the face? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1851 I see a person lost in despair, realizing they’re about to be cream-pied. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1852 A fine example of the French Beauxeau period 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1853 Sinatra felt us. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1854 I feel like a Bozo saying this but… I don’t get it. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1855 The artist, by using all the same colors, captures the desolation of clowning in this paint by numbers. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
1856 The Thomas Clown Affair 1.2018 0.03775 114 91 23 0
1857 I am sorry, I don't think this is funny. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1858 A clown must have painted this blindfolded. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1859 Now look at this crap. There's color conflict, perspective is way off, and who the hell wants to see three nudes doing that? And the Times thinks this clown is a real artist. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1860 Would it kill them to smile once in a while? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1861 The lack of balloons is what Lacan might have called a symbolic castration. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1862 I want to use words like zeitgeist, gestalt and weltanschaung, but who am I kidding. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1863 I feel it really captures my inner sadness 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1864 Their use of color is too juvenile for my taste. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1865 Pfft. Any Bozo could have painted this. 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
1866 Who sent in the clowns? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1867 You call this "ART"???? Make me laugh. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1868 It just seems .... I don't know ... silly. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1869 So empty. I don't feel it captures the nuances of real life. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1870 I love the use of seltzer water and whipped cream. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1871 I think it would look great over the fireplace but I don’t think we can fit it in the car. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1872 There's a fine line between comedy and art. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1873 I don't get it. Who are these clowns? 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1874 I’ve never been impressed by subtlety. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
1875 It's hard to take this particular school of art seriously. 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
1876 That's an interesting way to use makeup 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
1877 This one is fun. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1878 If the piece has a red nose next to it, it means another clown has already bought it." 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1879 Doesn't make any sense. They could have easily fit 50 paintings on this wall and they just have this one! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1880 Bozo had a blue period? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1881 This painter is no Bozo. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
1882 It was during his Circus Period. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1883 I don't get crying on the outside, laughing on the inside. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1884 It speaks to me, but I still don't get the joke. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1885 Can you believe this clown? 1.2000 0.04684 130 112 10 8
1886 Many artists focus on detailed working of the hands, but the nose is where the soul truly lies. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1887 Oh, please. Any old Bozo could paint that." 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1888 It’s too bad none of these have a squirting flower. 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
1889 It's completely joyless. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1890 Juggling five bowling pins is a breeze, but juggling impressionism and surrealism? That takes talent. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1891 I think we are abstract too. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1892 You can see my resemblance to Elizabeth I, I have a slightly higher forehead. And less jewelry. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1893 I don't know anything about art, but I know what's funny. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1894 I always think it's not really that good unless it's on velvet. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1895 Well I could have done that 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1896 And here we have an example of the École des Bozo-Arts. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1897 If it's not creating terror out of fun, it just doesn't speak to me. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1898 I fail to see the humor of commuters in an overcrowded subway car. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1899 I see aspects of surrealism, expressionism and artificialism . How about you Clarabelle? 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1900 I prefer Koons' work. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
1901 If we're clowns, this guy's the whole circus. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
1902 I prefer realism, myself 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1903 It's like her nose follows you around the room a 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
1904 It’s surrealism. That’s why the nose looks like that 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
1905 You're right. This IS more wholesome than luring children into the sewer system. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1906 I'd buy it but I don't think it'll fit in the car. 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1907 No but seriously, who is this clown?? 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1908 Seriously, is this a joke? 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
1909 No matter how hard I try, I just can't take this art seriously. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1910 A subtle sadness belies that facade of otherwise joyful exuberance, n'est-ce-pas? 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1911 Can you imagine seeing life like that? 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1912 I like like the brushwork even if it's laid on a little thick. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1913 Not just you and me. Any clown could have painted that. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1914 The 16th century dudes kill. Dig the curly shoes, neck ruffs, baggy drawers and especially those velvet codpieces! 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1915 I know the costume isn't great, but look at the brushstrokes! 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1916 This is a joke, I could have painted this. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1917 This is art? My elephant could paint this. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1918 It's called, "Beaux Eaux." 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
1919 A perfect example of Bozo art! 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1920 I swear I thought there’d be babes here 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1921 This touches me, but not in a funny way. 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
1922 The intention of the artist in this painting is to convey the message that just because you look like a duck doesn’t mean you are a duck. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1923 And yet, they consider this to be entertaining. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1924 Now THIS is laughable. 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
1925 She seems like she's laughing on the inside. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1926 It's a bit gauche if you ask me. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1927 I thought clowning was the epitome of chaos manifesting as artistic expression, until I saw this. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1928 This is what happens when the clowns take over Modern Art 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1929 On the one hand, it makes me want to laugh - on the other it kinda scares me. 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
1930 This just had to be painted by some clown. 1.1973 0.04168 147 125 15 7
1931 Manet or Monet – which one's the juggler? 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1932 To appreciate this piece, you must put yourself in the artist's absurdly small shoes. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1933 I know it’s only our first date, but I just don’t see us getting serious. 1.1971 0.04376 137 117 13 7
1934 They always say the history of clowning began and ended with this Bozo, yet here we are. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1935 This one's called Send in the Clowns. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1936 Is that my shadow or Bozo? 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1937 I see the big red blob, but whose nose what it means? 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
1938 The guitar player worked for me, but a blue clown just seems wrong. 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
1939 It has a subtlety that resonates with me. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
1940 If looks bright and colorful, but this painting hides some deep pain 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1941 It truly started the Haha movement. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1942 I feel he’s lost a certain “je ne sais quois” since his early circus days. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1943 This will definitely fit in my car. 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
1944 Too on the nose for me 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1945 The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd. It's so meta! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1946 I painted this one to express the soul-crushing angst I feel seeing the world with a pie in my face. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1947 This was during his Bozo period. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1948 I think Picasso's version of Emmett Kelly was much more powerful than this one! 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1949 Yes, the mood is somber, but it's not without a whiff of zany. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1950 To me every work of art conveys the same message: Life is a circus. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1951 Definitely worth a couple of thousand yuks 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1952 I never tire of Kelly on velvet.” 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1953 When has painting pictures ever put food on the table? What a silly thing to do for a living. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1954 I like it, but I don’t think we have room in the car. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1955 Reminds me of the bearded lady 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1956 Any idea what they mean by 'Blue Period'? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1957 Really! A painting of a nude clown? I don’t think that’s funny. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
1958 I know. Makes me feel like crying on the inside, too. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
1959 It's sad and creepy and fills my heart with joy. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1960 I could totally do that. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1961 These give me the creeps 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1962 Agreed, Seurat knows nothing about the circus, but what does Jeff Koons know about making balloon dogs? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1963 Don't these artists know to convey subtlety? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1964 Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How is it funny? 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1965 I like the subtle undertones of this one 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1966 He was really crying on the inside. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1967 It would look so much better on velvet! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1968 It’s a bit garish. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1969 Roger, how do you ‘juggle’ both of your passions? 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
1970 Water lilies just freak me out. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1971 Thought this place had a 'Clowndinsky' collection. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1972 Too frivolous. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1973 This one looks like my ex. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1974 Too matchy matchy? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1975 I don't know. The grey tones turn my smile upside down. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1976 Is everything now ironic? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1977 This painting has me smiling on the inside 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1978 And this was one was painted by your famous French grandfather, Beau Zeau. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1979 I agree that the pathos is palpable, but I still think it could use more balloons. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1980 This just isn’t IT 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
1981 That's not even funny. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1982 It just makes me feel funny. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1983 Don't panic, Arthur. Those streaks could've been made by anyone's squirting flower. 1.1946 0.03385 185 154 26 5
1984 I don't know art, but I know what what makes me laugh. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1985 Sure, it's good. Expressive, poignant, but it's no pie in the face. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1986 It has a certain Bozo-se-qua. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1987 This one is missing that "It" factor. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1988 Is it me or are we just another couple of clowns at a gallery opening?" 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1989 Look at that, some clown has hung it upside down! 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1990 Poignant, sure. But where's the antic element? 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1991 The art scene is just a circus these days. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1992 Look. I’m holding an invisible hotdog. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1993 No matter how hard I try, I just can't take any of this stuff seriously. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1994 Come on — It's not even on black velvet! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1995 Is that a Pagliacci?! 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1996 I like how it juggles contemporary and abstract. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1997 I just can't take modern art seriously. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1998 Something about existential angst. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1999 I just don’t see the humor?? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2000 Likewise, someday someone may stare at a picture of us and wonder what we were thinking… 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2001 I can't tell if it makes me happy, or freaks me out 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2002 But can it confront public discourse and the collective imaginary the way a man in makeup can? 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2003 This is art? How are we supposed to take this seriously? 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2004 I find it so cliche to see our people rendered on velvet. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2005 I simply cannot take this art form seriously. 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
2006 I don't know why I come here. Velvet. Where is the velvet. There's never anything painted on velvet. 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
2007 It hits me at the exploding shoe level. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2008 I really had to juggle my schedule,to make this art exhibit. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2009 Well at least Van Gough didn't cut off his nose. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2010 It's a joke, really. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2011 You told me it didn't make my butt look big, but look at it! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2012 Too many emotions. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2013 This one really brings me back to the days of the sideshows. 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
2014 Clearly Bozo's ironic abstraction of the empty seltzer bottle 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
2015 Yeah, but is it funny? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2016 I randomly removed the collar on this one and it just took off. Who would have guessed? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2017 This is the Rorschach test I said looked like a clown. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2018 If this is art, I belong in a circus! 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2019 Abstract art is fine if you’re into that but I prefer sketch comedy. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2020 Babe, your balloon animals are twice the art as this! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2021 Picasso was decent with a paintbrush - But can you imagine what he could’ve done with a make-up brush? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2022 It's titled * The smile is only drawn on* 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2023 It's just not ha-ha funny. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2024 Do you think Wayne Thiebaud did justice to me? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2025 Ironic - yes, but somehow macabre at the same time. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2026 Le commedia e finita! 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2027 The nose looks unnatural. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2028 Frankly, I find it depressing! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2029 I'm already an interpretation of reality 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
2030 The composition and texture are wonderfully balanced, but it's no squirting flower for grabbing attention. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2031 I can’t his stuff seriously 😉 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2032 What a fascinating technique! I heard this artist squirts paint out of a flower. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2033 Have you ever seen anything more ridiculous in an art gallery? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2034 I simply cannot abide artists who fail to take their work seriously. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2035 I've yet to see anything that toots my horn. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2036 It's not that I don't get it. I just don't get why it's funny. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2037 Amazing what these clowns are coming up with and getting thousands for! 1.1920 0.04641 125 108 10 7
2038 Well it's similar, but without balloons. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2039 This portrait is absurd....no one dresses like this! 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2040 I could do that with a balloon in like two minutes 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2041 Well, here we go again. That's not the least bit funny. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2042 You say Barnum, I say Bailey 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2043 Our lion never looked that good. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2044 I don't know Binky, was it really worth running away from the circus? 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2045 Why does Mona Lisa have that funny look on her face? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2046 It's like a frown, but turned upside down. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2047 I see my own childhood trauma and a compulsive desire to be liked by everyone being reflected in this painting, you? 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2048 I just really don’t see the humor in it. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2049 This is the kind of piece that can turn my painted on frown painted upside down. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2050 I can’t even take this one seriously. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2051 I can’t feel my feet. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2052 I appreciate the realism. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2053 There is something off about the nose. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2054 Seriously? You call this art? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2055 It’s good to see the resurgence of Sad Clown art. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2056 No, it’s not a face painting. It’s just a painting… of a face. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2057 I just find all this work humorless. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2058 Personally, I’m more into facial expressions than figurative expressionism. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2059 The brush strokes from early BOZO were so commanding. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2060 I’ve always had an irrational fear of madonnas and children… 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2061 The bold strokes convey passion, while the delicate lines whisper secrets. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2062 No, it's chiaroscuro. Think of a balloon dog in the flickering light of a torch held that unicycling bear. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2063 Guy behind us just offered us $90 to tag team his wife and let him watch. I hate how society fetishizes clowns, but $90 is $90 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2064 Yes, but is it art? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2065 That reminds me... We're due back in court right now! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2066 Now here, in his late period, the artist has at last attained to the confident mastery of an almost child-like joie de vivre. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2067 So Donald, I guess we’re the best this country has to offer.” “That’s right Joe, and one of us is gonna win. 1.1905 0.04133 147 126 14 7
2068 I love the use of color, but something about it just makes me deeply, deeply sad. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2069 Yeah but can he paint it on a unicycle 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2070 This just isn't a serious artwork. 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
2071 Definitive proof that any clown can be an art critic…. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2072 It's a self portrait, I call it Cathy's Clown. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2073 Do you ever wonder what happened to cod pieces? 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2074 She strikes me as a "frowning-on-the-insides" kind of clown 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2075 The painted smile seems too subtle for my tastes. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2076 The sad Saltimbanque is jejune, but you can't deny the pathos of the irony. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2077 So unrealistic. No one wears shoes this size. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2078 I appreciate its brilliance, and yet, I'm just not sure it's funny. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2079 This sunflower still life is classic Van Gogh… but it fails in my view because nothing squirts out from it. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2080 He can't paint noses. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2081 It's no Koons 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2082 If you think about it, we’re not so different from the critics. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2083 I'm looking for an artist who clowns around. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2084 I have to admit the white velvet has a certain cachet. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2085 The art scene is a real circus these days! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2086 He captured the essence of my comedic strength! 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2087 This must be some kind of a sick joke 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2088 It could use some more clown makeup. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2089 Sorry, I just can’t take it seriously. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2090 It just makes me sad. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2091 . . . but is it as good as Bozo on black velvet? 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2092 I prefer the arte moderne technique where they slap the paint on with a stick, it's called 'slapstique.' 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2093 I just can't take this guy seriously. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2094 If Dali had only used a pie in the face, It would have been a masterpiece. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2095 It lacks a bit of 'squeak squeak'. " 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2096 He gets the agony, but not the ecstasy. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2097 You can see here that commedia dell'arte is not just theatre. 1.1890 0.03488 127 103 24 0
2098 I told you primary colors are totally in this year 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2099 I'm most impressed by how many figures can fit in such a small space. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2100 Who's the clown who told this Bozo he could paint? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2101 It’s called The Scream. Edvard Munch painted it after watching our great-grandparents perform. 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
2102 But where is the pie in the face? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2103 I’m pretty sure it’s a clown. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
2104 If this is art, then I'm Shakespeare. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2105 The idiotic synchronicity values in modern art these days belies the world we live in. If that makes any sense. Which reminds me I have to get my tiny tricycle fixed. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2106 I feel like this one isn't sure if he's going Bozo or Krusty and he ends up Ronald. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2107 I’ve never been able to take modern expressionism seriously. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2108 I don’t know about this modern art……..and they say WE look silly. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2109 Emmett Kelly?! More like "Emma TATION" Kelly! 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2110 Look what some people will dress like for attention! 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2111 I just can't take anything he does seriously! 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2112 Orange you glad I didn't say banana. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2113 Isn’t it rich? Isn’t it queer? … but where are the clowns? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2114 The vulnerability. The despair. I’m going to need a handkerchief. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
2115 I don't know, I prefer something more expressive. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2116 Seriously, you don't see the pain and suffering in her expression? The depth of emotion? 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2117 I don't see how anyone takes this piece seriously. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2118 Doesn't this one look more like the Joker than a Clown? 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2119 The “Bozo-Arts” Gallery 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2120 More realism. I just don't get it. 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
2121 And this is a portait of me accepting the Nobel Prize for laugher. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
2122 If this is supposed to be fine art, they must think we’re a bunch of Bozos. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
2123 I still prefer Jeff Koons’ work. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
2124 It’s really disappointing that artists aren’t painting on velvet anymore. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
2125 I’d stick to opera if I were you… 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2126 Honestly, I find his work juvenile and performative. 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
2127 Call me a snob but I think any Bozo could've done it. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2128 You can see that he was sad inside 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2129 How are we supposed to take this seriously? 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
2130 And, this is my distant cousin, Pennywise, he is from the dark side of the family. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2131 I don't think it matches our home decor. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2132 I understand that noses are hard to draw. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2133 Not bad. But it doesn't honk. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2134 Art is like comedy; only a few get it. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2135 How can I possibly take this seriously? 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
2136 Nah, not for me. Doesn't have the IT factor! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2137 Ohhh I get it, it’s a comedy sketch.. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2138 Colorful and expressive, yes, but what is trying to hide? 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
2139 And once again, I just see Hermann Rorschach’s face. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2140 The artist really hit it on the nose here. And they’re still red to this day. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2141 For this watercolor, of course, she used her squirting flower. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2142 I think I’d like to bid, but I’m not sure how I’ll fit it in the car with all 20 of us. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2143 The Picasso-esque use of perspective is fascinating. It's funny and creepy at the same time. It speaks to me. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2144 A bit overdramatic, don't you think. 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
2145 These modern artists just don’t take themselves seriously. 1.1864 0.04807 118 103 8 7
2146 It's almost as if he doesn't understand the concept of surrealism. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2147 They call it Pointillism, but I see it more as Polkadottism. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2148 Honk honk 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2149 Amazing! Even under the whipped cream you know it's Bozo. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2150 -You dropped your hotdog on the ground. -Just play it cool. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2151 This would be much better on black velvet, of course. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2152 No, seriously, who does abstraction anymore? 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2153 It's not even on velvet. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2154 See, you are not funny looking, that's funny looking! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2155 Weird, but just not funny. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2156 Looks upside down to me, what do you think? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2157 Regular people always look so sad. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2158 Granted, Elmo, this submission might conceivably appear, within the ephemeral confines of your own range of vision, to lack a certainty of dimensional purpose, but I believe it to be really hot. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2159 It doesn't laugh, it doesn't cry. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2160 Ce n'est pas fun! 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2161 Looks more like Pound-Foolish to me. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2162 What would I know about art, I'm just a clown. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2163 Frankly, I find his use of color a bit garish. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2164 Now, this one is too lugrubious, somber and despairing. We need more levity from art. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2165 Real art should be silly and preposterous 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2166 He only painted clowns, but died laughing. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2167 Some people think it’s funny, some are terrified by it. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2168 It's just not funny. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2169 The kids at my last gig could have painted this… 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2170 How garish. There’s no subtlety in art these days. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2171 You know what? FUCK art. 1.1855 0.04633 124 108 9 7
2172 Not just tacky. Terrifying. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
2173 Your face paint is more abstract than this 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2174 It’s just lacking a sense of sad irony.. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2175 They call this art?! Where’s the black velvet? 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2176 How many of these paintings can we fit in the car? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2177 I don’t know if it’s Expressionist or Impressionist, but my impression of his expression is: It sucks! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2178 And they think we’re scary? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2179 I call this one “I popped too many balloon animals at a kid’s birthday party.” 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2180 Can you believe this clown's work gets its own exhibit? 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2181 Abstract Expressionism frightens me. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2182 I just can't take this artist's work seriously. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
2183 Another selection form Bozo’s Shoe Period. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
2184 This could put us out of business. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2185 The artist just has no sense of humor. 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
2186 These clowns call this art? 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
2187 Too lowbrow for my tastes. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2188 We could probably stuff about 40 of these in our Volkswagen. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2189 Funny? It's not even art! 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
2190 Isn’t it rich? Don’t you agree? 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
2191 I preferred her earlier work. It was less serious. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
2192 Something about that, you know, nose is off. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2193 'Mental reminder to change dating apps' 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2194 They say it's a Picasso, but only a clown paints faces like that. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2195 Art scares me. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
2196 I have no appreciation for subtlety. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2197 Seriously, I find that sad and depressing art provides balance in my everyday existence. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2198 Well, that may be but it certainly ain’t my realism! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2199 Would’ve been so much better in black velvet. 1.1842 0.04916 114 100 7 7
2200 I prefer Performance Art 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2201 I donated it as a jester of goodwill. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2202 Bonzo, you have to ask yourself, is this piece zany, or am I projecting? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2203 It's called Tears of a Clown. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2204 I read the artist's statement, and now I like it even less. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2205 I just don't like art that is so gaudy and attention seeking. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2206 See, I really think we can start incorporating artistic nudity into our act. 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
2207 I bet he’s laughing all the way to the bank . 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2208 It's all a little in-your-face, n'est-ce pas? 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
2209 Look at the Schnoz on that guy! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2210 My eight year old client could paint that. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2211 I can’t tell if it’s funny or sad. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2212 The composition and technique are masterful, but it could really use a banana cream pie. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2213 My kid could be funnier than this. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2214 What’s with the tear down the cheek? Why doesn’t he just hang a sign on him saying “I’M REALLY SAD, YOU KNOW!” 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2215 How can anyone take this seriously? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2216 I think we might be overdressed for the occasion 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2217 I prefer the cartoons in the New Yorker. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2218 It portrays the absurdity of life. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2219 It’s supposed to make you laugh 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2220 Now they have the Chutspa (audacity) to call us clowns 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2221 I don’t understand minimalism—this uses less paint than my face! 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2222 Horrendous painting! And they call us clowns. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2223 Of course the value would be much higher if it was on velvet. 1.1832 0.04442 131 114 10 7
2224 Honey I told them to keep your hat on. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2225 I was there when Bozo dipped his body in sour cream, guacamole and beet juice, and then rolled out seven canvases. It blew Pollock's mind! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2226 Another work by the same Bozo 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2227 The use of reds for the nose is a nice touch. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2228 I hate absurdism. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2229 It really fails, in my opinion, to capture the depth, breadth & deep clown psychopathology that really is essential for sincere creepiness that draws us all to the Clowning Profession in the first place. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2230 You can see what I mean about his circus clowns- pretty unoriginal stuff. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2231 It would work on black velvet. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2232 He should have smiled. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2233 I don't get his sense of humor, actually I find it kind of creepy, maybe it's all those colors... 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2234 That Banksy is the real Bozo. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2235 Like a lot of modern art, I just find it creepy and scary. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2236 Unhappily, this one really honks to me. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2237 I just cannot take this artist seriously ... 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2238 But this one reminds me that all I really want to do is direct. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2239 Now that's what I call funny. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2240 Modern art, what a Joke 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2241 Some people are just plain bad at painting faces. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2242 Cramming all of those people into the painting speaks to me. 1.1825 0.04173 137 118 13 6
2243 It evokes a certain existential je ne sais quoi... 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2244 Two clowns discussing art, how droll is that? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2245 The artist has captured the nose perfectly” 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2246 Its good, but van Gogh never captured our emotional range. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2247 What do you suppose this clown was up to? 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
2248 Needs more joie de vivre. 1.1818 0.03521 121 99 22 0
2249 In this one notice how his shoes are too small and his noise is too big. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2250 Son of a bitch stole my face paint. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2251 and, no, you can't make fun of it. 1.1818 0.03694 110 90 20 0
2252 Something seems to be missing. Maybe the artist lacks self-awareness. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
2253 Sad face? Happy face? I’m not comfortable with the ambiguity, you know? 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2254 Ya know, I just feel the artist doesn’t take their expression seriously. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
2255 Why is that funny? 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
2256 You get the joke?" 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2257 This one is from the early Bozoesque period. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2258 I suppose it's good, if you're into whimsy. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2259 Can you think of a funny caption? 1.1812 0.04392 138 121 9 8
2260 Do you mean to tell me that the artist expects this to be taken seriously? 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
2261 I just don’t understand it. But, then again who understands us? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
2262 Who's Picasso? 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2263 The Impressionists never got the nose correct 1.1811 0.04390 127 110 11 6
2264 I don’t know Bobo, doesn’t this one feel more inspired by Modigliani than Gauguin? 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
2265 Why the sad face? 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2266 It's from Van Gogh's 'squirting sunflower' period. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2267 …Well for one thing, the nose is too small. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2268 However, from a semiotic perspective, the fragmented brushstrokes, while evocative, raise a question about the very nature of representation. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
2269 I’ve never been a fan of Impressionists. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2270 It used to be funny and entertaining. Now it just scares the hell out of me. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2271 It looks like the artist was trying to juggle between impressionism and cubism. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
2272 Obviously it's a joke but I'm not laughing. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2273 I find his work unserious. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2274 I sat for 5 hours for this, but he couldn't even get my nose right! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2275 I really, really miss Red Skelton. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2276 Where's the humor? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2277 I can't imagine why the artist didn't paint a nose ball on this portrait. It's almost obscene to see the nostrils portrayed like this, isn't it? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2278 no one every appreciates what we do 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
2279 Impeccable composition. But not enough expression in the face. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
2280 I really prefer Impressionism. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
2281 I prefer clown cars painted in a more traditional neoclassical style rather than modern Impressionistic. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
2282 I’m embarrassed to have the orange headed clown in our union. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
2283 Her work evokes sadness and elemental fear. It speaks to me. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2284 Even if you do distract the security guard, it’s probably bolted to the wall. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
2285 Kramer was oddly frightened of clowns 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2286 My kid could have painted that. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
2287 It lacks fun. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2288 But seriously... 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2289 It just doesn't make me laugh. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2290 They don't even look sad. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2291 I've seen greasepaint used more creatively than this. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2292 This piece just came to me after I fell asleep face down on the canvas. 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2293 You can feel what the artist was thinking. It is a balloon giraffe. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2294 Do you ever imagine the road not taken? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2295 It doesn't even have a velvet background for crying out loud!" 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2296 Quick! Cross your arms and I’ll gesture to the painting. It makes us look knowledgeable.” 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2297 I told you Renzo the Elephant would be famous one day. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2298 I see a pie in the face. Others might see a squirting flower. 1.1797 0.03407 128 105 23 0
2299 You could say that it pretends to be funnier than it is, right? 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2300 The seltzer bottle is such a cliche'. 1.1795 0.03563 117 96 21 0
2301 Come on. Red Skelton was painting like this when he was, what, seven? 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2302 Which clown painted this? 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2303 It’s lacking a certain je ne sais quoi 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
2304 I am not just another pretentious art critic. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2305 I could do just as good as the bozo that painted this. 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
2306 I can take a joke. I just don't want to buy one! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2307 Sure Van Gogh's flowers are beautiful, but do they squirt water? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2308 Why is it always the big shoes? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2309 I'm not sure people understand that we're being ironic 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2310 I don't think Cézanne really got us. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2311 I'm just saying, even if it's a grower, that's like two inches flaccid. So realistically, turgid length can't be more than — what — four inches? On a good day? 1.1792 0.05157 106 94 5 7
2312 It's not what I was expecting. It's a painting of a humerus 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2313 This is clearly discrimination, I blame Stephen King. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
2314 KISS MY NOSE! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2315 Smile maybe, laugh no. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2316 What kind of clown would think this is a decent rendering of the human condition? 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
2317 And they say clowns are creepy. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2318 This piece really puts my misery in perspective. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2319 Perhaps it is we who are the sad clowns. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2320 The smile looks out of place 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2321 Sure, sure… but can it honk? 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2322 Non-clowns really freak me out. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2323 Doesn’t bring me to tears … 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2324 I see a standing duckbill platypus 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
2325 No, I'm not clowning around. I really think that Cezanne's "Pierrot and Harlequin" is his finest work." 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2326 I agree it's impressive, but is it funny? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2327 I just feel modern art has become a bit of a joke. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2328 Well, it's hmm-interesting-funny, but not banana-peel-funny. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
2329 Don't you think it's very Dada, Mama. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2330 I feel misrepresented. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2331 I appreciate the texture and vibrancy, but where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2332 The lack of a red nose illustrates the would be clown's vulnerabilities. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2333 It needs more seriousness before we say it’s art. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2334 Who needs realism? 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
2335 I mean, send in some color. This so brings me to tears. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2336 It is so profound... a child could do this! 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
2337 Donald and Joe take in the Arts! 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
2338 Do you remember when Bob Dylan said, “You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all came down and did tricks for you”? 1.1778 0.04188 135 117 12 6
2339 This represents the artist's plaid period. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2340 They call this art? Don't make me laugh. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2341 Say what you will about “Soir Bleu,” it would have been more powerful if Hopper had painted on black velvet. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2342 That hair is so orange! He must be one of us. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2343 Frankly, I preferred his balloon animal work. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2344 Evoking slapstick humor was a challenge even for da Vinci. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2345 Our marriage shouldn't depend on these costumes everytime we go out. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2346 But does it grab you by the knockers? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2347 I overheard that only a clown could pay $50,000 for this piece 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2348 This is serious art 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2349 I mean, does no one take their work seriously? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2350 This guy doesn't clown around! 1.1774 0.03445 124 102 22 0
2351 My shoes are much larger than this portrait would have you believe. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2352 The nose doesn't look right. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2353 …and what about this clown!? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2354 Art critics say you can judge an artist's mastery of technique by first looking at the hands in his paintings. Personally, I start with the nose. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2355 I don't know, it's just out of place here. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2356 I just can’t take the artist seriously. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2357 Modern art lacks real gravitas. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2358 It comes across as humorless. 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2359 I can’t appreciate this art when my brain is in clown mode. 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
2360 I don’t get it. Balloon animals are WAY better! 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
2361 Its not exactly the greatest show on earth. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2362 What's so funny? 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2363 There's just a certain je ne sais quoi you get from oil-on-velvet . . . . 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2364 Damn elephant, always showing us up. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2365 Is it me or does the harlequin motif feel a little misplaced? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2366 Impressionists, Surrealists, Cubists - even Bob Ross - can't quite deal with clowns like the cheap motel print school. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2367 All she said was “Can I borrow some paint?” 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2368 You call this art? I don't even see the numbers. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2369 Inner pathos has never really suited me. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2370 I'm just saying, an enigmatic smile works for the Mona Lisa. Why not us? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2371 Two clowns walk into a museum... 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2372 It’s a bit on the nose, isn’t it.” ⬆ 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2373 It’s supposed to bring people joy, but I find it deeply unsettling 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2374 And this is how I became the sad clown. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2375 Now that's "Scary" 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
2376 My consciousness isn't elevated, yet it's irrepressibly entertaining all the same. 1.1760 0.04409 125 109 10 6
2377 It’s pretty good, but it would have been great if they had added a pie in the face. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2378 She's really captured the existential dread hiding behind Bozo's smile. 1.1760 0.04553 125 110 8 7
2379 Honestly, I don't get it. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2380 Derivative? You can’t be serious? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2381 I tried making a living as an artist in my 20s. Then I decided to take life more seriously. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2382 Talk about the circus…. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2383 And they say I’m abstract! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2384 I prefer his work in balloon animals. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2385 It’s missing a sort of, je ne sais clown. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2386 I think he’s laughing at all of us. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2387 Picasso was such a patronizing coulrophobe. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2388 It has been said that the ‘Vitruvian Clown’ depicts the ideal ratio of happiness to sadness. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2389 Gacy never got the credit he deserved. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2390 We are not amused! 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2391 I don’t see why it’s creepy. 1.1756 0.04399 131 115 9 7
2392 I can’t believe they have a Pennywise after what he did to those kids. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
2393 Yes, they were all painted with my tears, but these days I really have to use an onion half to get the waterworks going." 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2394 It's by Magritte of a famous politician titled 'ceci n'est pas un clown' 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2395 If we throw a pie at it, then the governments of the world will practice more sustainable farming. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2396 I am not sure I understand cubist cream pies and banana peels. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2397 As politicians, we are so seldom depicted. 1.1754 0.04703 114 100 8 6
2398 Now, seriously ..I ask you 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2399 You knoe, sometimes the more you look at this stuff the more you think the joke is on yoy. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2400 Very inspirational but I wonder if he could juggle ? 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
2401 A three year old clown could do that. 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
2402 I'm not sure gigantic floppy shoes were a thing in the 18th century. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2403 I feel like this is crying on the inside. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2404 What a joke I could do that. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2405 The artist seems to explore the question, 'Do clowns imitate Humankind, or does Humankind imitate clowns?' 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
2406 And they say humor is subjective. 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
2407 And that’s when I realized I had to stop being serious and start clowning around! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
2408 But is it existentially funny? 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
2409 The technique is fine, but it's no Red Skelton. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2410 Nobody can look that funny and not be a clown. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2411 My Blue Period has lasted thirty years. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2412 s “He, too, was considered a Bozo in his day…” 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2413 This is from his early Clarabell period. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2414 I'm not sure if this makes me happy clown or sad clown. 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
2415 Not quite balloon animals but I suppose it’s still art 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2416 Now this guy is just clowning around. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2417 As they say, it's in the pie of the beholder 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2418 I think the rotting fruit is meant to evoke pathos and pity, but mostly it makes me hungry. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2419 In this painting "The Blue Clown" Pablo Picasso captured the emotional depth and vulnerability often associated with the clown archetype. 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
2420 Stretched on canvas the crème filling loses all meaning 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2421 So literal. There’s no subtlety any more. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2422 Why would they send us in for this? 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2423 It doesn't hold a candle to the Greatest Show on Earth." 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
2424 We ditched the kiddie party for this. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2425 This is obviously the work of a tortured soul. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
2426 Well, Degas did say, “Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.” 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
2427 I like the velvet, but it lacks a certain emotional gravitas. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
2428 Yeah, it's okay, I guess. But, no balloon animals? 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
2429 And here is our hero, Bozo. He invented the Clown Car. He also was Speaker of the House for two weeks. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2430 Mike, I think this one is a little on the nose. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2431 What a bozo. Just because a guy learns to make animals with balloons doesn't mean he's an artist. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2432 This one is called ‘Send in the Clowns’. Wait, what?? 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2433 It's very lifelike except the nose looks fake. 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
2434 I never could get into his Blue Period. 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
2435 It's clearly all about the nose! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2436 There’s just no humor in it. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2437 What's with the fixation on noses? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2438 I fail to see the humor. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2439 I’m delighted but not terrified, and I just think you need both for it to be considered art. 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
2440 This could have been funnier. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2441 Oh please. The kid whose dreams I haunt could paint that. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2442 Even I could have painted better than this Bozo. 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
2443 The artist has a problem capturing the true size of feet. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2444 I don't like it; the nose looks too much like the buttons. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2445 This painting lacks credibility. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2446 Is this a joke? This has got to be a joke. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2447 It really doesn't capture the sadness. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2448 That’s the saddest clown I’ve ever seen ! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2449 It's crazy to think that no one back then wore red noses and floppy shoes. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2450 I just hate artists that will do anything to be different. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2451 He just discovered realized Munch put baloney in his underpants. 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2452 Oh ! Wow ! Can you imagine me dressed in that commedia dell’arte harlequin outfit! 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
2453 I should have followed my dreams 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2454 Overheard in the lunch room at the MOMA: “When management said ‘send in the clowns’, I didn’t think they meant actual clowns.” 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2455 Sure, it’s scary, but is it a clown portrait? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2456 I don't understand why so many find it creepy. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2457 I think it's taking itself too seriously 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2458 Yes, it’s paint balloons thrown onto canvas, but is it Art? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2459 A red nose would add some joy. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2460 Needs more red. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2461 It’s not realistic, but that doesn't bother me. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2462 This piece makes me want to cry on the outside and the inside. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2463 Can you believe this one?! Whatever happened to the Age of Realism? 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2464 I don't know art, but that clown can paint! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2465 What do you think?... Pie or squirting flower? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2466 Joy is so dated 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2467 Not enough color and repetition in this one! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2468 The normal-sized shoes represent the subject’s self-imposed boundaries keeping them from making a larger impression on the Earth. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2469 What's with the gestalt attempt? 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2470 I do believe that the artist is mocking us reviewers. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2471 I think Calder was a much better sculptor. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2472 Rapa Nui got the nose wrong. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2473 And this one I squirted from my lapel flower. 1.1726 0.03582 168 145 17 6
2474 I have this same picture, only painted on velvet. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
2475 Don’t you think he has a funny expression on his face? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2476 Another woefully understated piece. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2477 There I was, juggling two women at a time. I don't recommend it. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2478 I don't think he got the nose right. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2479 Art these days. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2480 I’m getting the capitalism, but where’s the schizophrenia? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2481 I put on my clown makeup every day so I think it's a natural next step to paint a still life. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2482 More than half of all clowns are artists... but it still seems that the only way for a clown to appear in a major gallery is as a nude! 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2483 There needs a bit more nuance, don't you think? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2484 Do you see it now, bob? Remember, just like at our gigs, you need to cross your eyes 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2485 One person? I could fit 450 clowns on a canvas of that size.!! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2486 I think the circus elephant wearing ear buds and standing on the sad clown's fingers represents the tragic destruction of traditional entertainment by digital media. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2487 The eyes seem to follow you. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2488 Now this one I take very seriously 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2489 Do you feel the complexity of the colour relationships? OK, who am I kidding, let's go back to the circus. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2490 Here we have DeFart. He incorporated a lot of scratch and sniff. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2491 This is not even a half-decent piece of art comparing to clowning 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2492 You’re so vain. You probably think this one is about you. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2493 Many find this piece to be a jolly, light-hearted commentary on comedy, while others find it nightmarish, haunting and menacing. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2494 This is my favorite clown portrait. I can spend hours here contemplating the abyss. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2495 I can’t tell if it’s funny, sad, or terrifying. 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
2496 They overdid it 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2497 Looking at the fashion back then, it's hard to tell the clowns from the nobility. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2498 This piece clearly coveys anything to anyone; humor as the multitool of contemporary art world." 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2499 Do you really think the New Yorker would use this one for the caption contest? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2500 I can't get into Picasso, it's just so...nonsensical. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2501 I mean, here’s a guy who cut off his own ear. But somehow, we’re the ones who are supposed to be scary! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2502 I find it reductive; the circus is a place of infinite happiness. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2503 It's a bit on the nose. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2504 This one gives homage to our House of Representatives! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2505 Ok, I see what they’re saying. I could paint this. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2506 We are clearly in the more sophisticated profession. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2507 Why did he paint her wearing such ridiculous clothing? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2508 It evokes a sense of crying on the inside. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2509 Something about this painting perfectly captures the dark, tortured turmoil that swirls in my HONK HONK HONK HYUCK! AOOOOOGA deepest soul. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2510 I just find the smirk too subtle… 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
2511 I don't see myself represented in any of this. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2512 This painting moved me to tears. Just kidding. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2513 Don’t understand the joke 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2514 This twentieth century piece of expressionism really encapsulates how difficult it was to get thirty clowns into a small car. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2515 And after this, they gonna tell us that circus is not an art form. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2516 A realtor describes a treehouse to potential buyers! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2517 You have to look beyond the mask of her smile to see the humanity. It’s meant to be a paradox. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2518 And this one was the former president of the United States. Doesn’t he resemble us? 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2519 Looks funny 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2520 It's Dada with a comic undertone.... 1.1709 0.04589 117 103 8 6
2521 They said it would be a clown show. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2522 This work sings for the universality of our biological makeup with techniques like Sfumato and postinternet studies of shadow, combined with frottage to fête a collective sense of the sublime. Having said that, it does kinda make me feel funny. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2523 Who's ever heard of a sad clown 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2524 I dated and painted this clown way before I met you. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2525 There's something about these still life's that creep me out. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
2526 It looks like an abortion on canvas. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2527 Too jokey. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2528 What. In clown school, we only learned about primary colors. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2529 The style, the technique, easily four honks! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2530 I painted it from the rubber chicken's perspective. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2531 The Art Critics 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2532 What do I have to do to be taken seriously as an artist? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2533 She just had to rub it in my face. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2534 This is what I see when I have scary dreams. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2535 Personally, I prefer bozo art to beaux arts. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2536 "The ambiance is palpable and deep. The use of shadows and light, superb. But, what truly is missing, a cream pie right to the face." 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2537 She could juggle eight balls at a time. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2538 I really thought that the Ringling Art Museum would be more representative. 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2539 I liked him before he was funny.. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2540 Sure it's great, but I modeled for Calder. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2541 This one just creeps me out. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2542 John Singer Sargent said, 'A portrait is a picture in which there's something not quite right about the nose.' 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2543 Not one of my better works. I'm willing to let it go for a pratfall. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2544 Don't you think the artist is trying to shield her true inner despair with a veneer of an easy smile ? But it just seems odd and scary to me. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2545 No no you’re thinking of Piero, Pierrot was the *other* guy… 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2546 Damnit Wayne, that ecstasy just gave me a huge erection.! 1.1698 0.04920 106 94 6 6
2547 It's her use of the whites and reds that make the face so realistic. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2548 There's really nothing so unusual about an art critic being a clown. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2549 "The colors are so vivid, you'd never guess it's seltzer." 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2550 Me looking at my Twitter 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
2551 Nudes, they creep me out 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2552 looks like it was painted in a clown car 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
2553 I'd give my nose to paint like that. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2554 Unfortunately my work is never taken seriously. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2555 This piece is from my blue period, when clowns were being cancelled. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2556 Oh look honey it’s titled “Send in the Clowns” 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2557 I painted this one during my realism period. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2558 I prefer "Goodbye Pogo" by John Wayne Gacy. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
2559 Where is the Pratt fall? Where is the slapstick? 1.1690 0.03867 142 123 14 5
2560 Given the form and texture,one must ask...Is it funny? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2561 I never heard of the bozo who painted this. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2562 See, I find THAT terrifying. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2563 I want to pick it. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2564 It’s really just face-paint on a canvas… 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2565 Well, it’s no John Wayne Gacy. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2566 I just don't see the humor in this one. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2567 Well at least he's stopped painting us crying. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2568 Aahh... Bozo's no makeup period. You can actually see the inner clown. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2569 I don’t know about you, but I just don’t get this surrealism stuff. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2570 I'm drawn to it's understated quality. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2571 I’m telling you, that’s Stephen King. He just won’t leave us alone! 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2572 Send in the clowns. Nothing like a good PR stunt. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2573 Beaux Eau? 1.1682 0.04877 107 95 6 6
2574 I don’t find it funny or amusing- in fact, I find it quite scary! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2575 The cartoons in The New Yorker are much better than this stuff. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2576 This guy clearly doesn't have a sense of humor. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2577 Weird that they kept it up after my flower soaked it 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2578 Now this one even makes me smile..." 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2579 These are the kinds of things you'll learn at clown school. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2580 quit clowning around and keep an open mind 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2581 This is art? Don't make me laugh. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2582 Notice the exquisite use of a real cream pie to the face to truly capture the whimsy of this character. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2583 When Grandmother sat for Picasso in his studio he insisted that she keep on her nose. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2584 It seems to ask the question, "How many of these will fit in a car?" 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2585 Do you really think this Bozo's work belongs in a museum? 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2586 I doubt this artist ever put on a happy face. 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2587 Careful, I think that flower can squirt. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2588 All good art is the distortion of a norm. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2589 Does this mean fun or fear to you? 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2590 I hope that I’ll never have to perform in front of nude models, they never even smile. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2591 This artist is not doing a service to the scary clowns of the world. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2592 A bullfighter? Doesn't that just epitomize the existential malaise inherent in post-industrial societies? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2593 Isn’t it rich? Is it a pear? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2594 Apparently they just sold the banana. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
2595 It really makes me question if I am Pagliacci 1.1667 0.03333 126 105 21 0
2596 It mimes to me. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2597 I feel like this artist uses absurdism as an excuse to not take himself seriously. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2598 I just can't take this seriously. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2599 I believe the artist's move away from a 'paint by numbers' approach will greatly diminish her appeal to the masses. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2600 They never get the feet right. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2601 This artist was commissioned to paint a Picasso replica. He had some pretty big shoes to fill. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2602 I think they're scary, not funny!" 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2603 The nose appears too small. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2604 Ah, Blue Boy.... The road not taken for the clownsuit as we know and wear it. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2605 hvkvjb 1.1667 0.04328 126 111 9 6
2606 Degas was always such a bozo. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2607 This one's just silly. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2608 Congressman, do you really think this would look good in my senate office? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2609 Somewhat clownish, no? 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2610 This one makes me want to paint on some tears. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
2611 Bears a striking resemblance to that clown who’s been indicted a bunch of times and is giving us a bad name. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2612 narcissism 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
2613 Art, schmart. The guy's got no sense of humor. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2614 And here we see the rare depiction of existential dread in balloon animals. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2615 Sure, the eyes follow you round the room...but the nose just doesn't speak to me. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2616 It has hidden depths, much like your car. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2617 Colorful, yes, but sooooo garish 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2618 It's a break from court. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2619 Why do artists always have to stand out? 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2620 This was from her seltzer period. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2621 The bozo outside said it was a sketch show. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2622 My second grader could paint this. And he’s a clown. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2623 Less is more. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2624 This clown thinks he’s an artist…pfft 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2625 I adore their rubber chicken period 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2626 This isn't a REAL art museum. We've looked at a hundred pictures and not one of them squirted us with water! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2627 To me, it says "Crying on the outside, laughing on the inside". 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2628 I find his hyper use of color gauche. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
2629 If this was an Emmett Kelly or a Red Skelton I'd understand, but this? Is someone being ironic? 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2630 I've never loved the 'enigmatic smile.' 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
2631 I just prefer art that is more subtle. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2632 And they call me "Bozo"? This guy has no talent! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2633 Good…but not velvet-good. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2634 Now, this one truly captures the pathos of Clown life! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2635 It has a real Bansky meets Bozo energy… 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2636 They never use red enough 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2637 Ah, Degas... 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2638 With its Goya-esque grotesquerie, the disciplined chaos of Pollock, and the stark, somber palette of a Rothko, but what it lacks is a sardonic fart. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2639 Sent in the Clowns!!!! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2640 The distinct lack of whipped cream underscores the human condition. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2641 What clown though of this? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2642 After I completed this one; Most people just laughed. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2643 Emmett Kelly singlehandedly created our genre. (EDITOR: Google Emmet Kelly paintings) 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2644 I just don’t think that kids these days understand humor anymore. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2645 This is an excellent representation of his Balloon Period. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2646 But where's the funny caption below it? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2647 It just seems so monochromatic! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2648 This piece really demonstrates her unique ability to juggle the inherent contradictions of abstract realism while riding a quasi-impressionistic unicycle. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2649 His name ringlings a bell. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2650 Someone that finally understood the difference between acting as a clown and being a clown” @bentschwart 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2651 I think it fully captures the existential angst and the swirling, dark, endless abyss of being a clown. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2652 That Mona Lisa always scared me. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2653 You have to admire the artist's chiaroscuro technique in illuminating Elvis' profile against a stark, velvet landscape. His use of short, even brushstrokes reveals the influences of Titian, Caravaggio, or that guy from The Saturday Evening Post. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2654 I prefer more realistic portraits. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2655 Yet again, life imitates art. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2656 I’m glad we live in a time where we can go anywhere we want dressed in whatever we feel like wearing. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2657 It's just like all the other portraits in the collection -- the artist clearly doesn't know how to render noses, hair, and buttons realistically. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
2658 Some people think this painting is joyful, but to me, it’s just creepy. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
2659 The Clown School demands so much of the viewer. 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
2660 His contemporaries kept calling him a clown. What do you think they meant by that? 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2661 It's sincerity seems questionable. 1.1638 0.03451 116 97 19 0
2662 Not many laughs around this place. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2663 I'm sorry, I just don't understand the humor" 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2664 As I said in my column for Art World ... 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2665 They didn’t teach this style of art in Clown College. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2666 Two clowns walk in to an art gallery. One clown says to the other "let's get out of here this place is a circus." 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2667 I told you we'd stand out at the gallery opening, but you said, 'No, let's dress to impress!'" "Well, at least we're not clashing with the abstracts! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2668 Yeah, it’s not funny, but is it art. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2669 But…where is the punchline? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2670 If there’s no whoopee cushion, then what’s the point? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2671 And I have to ask again, What's wrong, exactly, with black velvet? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2672 You sure you didn’t see where I left my hat? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2673 Honk, Honk, Wacka, Wacka. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2674 Most people don't realize da Vinci originally gave her a clown nose... 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2675 I heard someone say, “send in the clowns”, I guess we’re the first unless you consider that guy in the back a clown. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2676 I call it "Legislation" because I created it during my time in Congress. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2677 I feel funny looking at this 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2678 It can't compare to the sophistication of a Velvet Elvis. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2679 Ok, so, you know how we elicit a wide range of emotional responses, from hilarity to horror? Well, Modern Art is kinda the same deal. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2680 This one, also, represents the inner feelings of a rubber chicken. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2681 And someone said look at those two clowns! Which picture is it? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2682 Another one that just reminds me of my mother! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2683 To quote, Rococo, the clown, “ Art is like a seltzer bottle; it should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.” 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2684 All these neo-Classicists lacked the vision for performance art. Therein lies our genius. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2685 The detail Van Gogh captures in his '15 Water-Squirting Flowers in a Vase' is superb. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2686 Maybe it's just me, but they look sad. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2687 But doctor, I AM Caravaggio! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2688 I told Edvard Munch that I’m a scream, but he disagreed. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2689 Why, whenever we look at modern art, do I feel like the joke's on us? 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2690 Here is a perfect example why this particular artist is considered a complete bozo" Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2691 Again, we find that a glad expression may convey the wrong impression. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2692 I find her use of pastel tones quite frivolous during this period. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2693 testing caption 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2694 You can't tell me that 'Girl with a Red Nose' wouldn't have a broader appeal. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2695 You may not know, but I was the first artist to create a dog made from balloons. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2696 This explains the rectangular holes in Bozo's tent. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2697 This is uninspiring. Let's go sit on whoopee cushions. 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2698 The artist captured the essence of clowning around in this painting. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2699 There's nothing funny about zippers. 1.1622 0.04532 111 98 8 5
2700 You see Lenny, this is what our mothers wanted us to become. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2701 I got so tired of saying ‘i could do that,’ that I just did it. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2702 It’s funny, but is it really art? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2703 Well, it's a nice jester but misses the mark. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2704 I see the image but I can't feel the humor. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2705 Why is it that artists never paint reality anymore? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2706 I must admit, his combination of imitationalism and formalism with a soupçon of emotionalism means he’s nabbed all three rings.” 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2707 It’s hard for me to take an artist with such broad brushstrokes seriously. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2708 I’m definitely better looking than the Mona Lisa! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2709 Beclownians at the Louvre. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2710 Painting seems like a waste of time and energy. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2711 I find Post Bozo Modernism doesn’t hold a candle to Black Velvet Realism. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2712 I bet I could fit 27 of these in my car" 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2713 He's not a serious artist. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2714 « I can do this on my face you know » 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2715 Who does this clown think he is?? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2716 No one ever asks us how we met. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
2717 I thought you could find humor everywhere. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2718 The brushwork is exemplary. One could imagine it dripping with, say, strawberry cream pie, or perhaps drenched with a surprise blast from the soda fountain. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2719 I’m sure we can fit the canvas in the car. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2720 So yes, my brother is a famous artist, but you and I, dear, we connect with the common folk. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2721 I'm as much of a Realist as the next guy, but this...?" 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2722 Looks so much like our grandma 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2723 See,the Blue,Boy does not have a blue nose. 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
2724 Just pretend you're telling me about it. Maybe he won't notice us. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2725 A bit excessive and overstated, don’t you think? 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2726 Now I finally understand what Joni Mitchell met when she sang "if the show isn't going well let's send in the clowns" 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2727 I swear to god if we get home and you left the mayonnaise on the counter again I’m asking for a divorce 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2728 These days it's not so easy to be truly clownish. It's more than a simple pie in the face. Don't you agree? 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2729 It is of you…and the tear is nicely done. But is it art? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2730 A Rothko, right? So original! How many shades of black can you see, Bob? 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2731 I don't understand this. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2732 How can you not think it funny? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2733 The Barnum and Bailey collection has become too serious for my taste! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2734 Of course, the artist took some liberties with my likeness. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2735 I love it but how could we possibly fit it in the clown car? 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2736 Fashions sure were strange in that period. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2737 It's hard to imagine how this artist expects us to take him seriously. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2738 Life’s a canvas, my friend, and we’re the clowns trying not to trip over the paint cans! 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2739 It’s not very funny. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2740 I don’t feel represented. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2741 The chiaroscuro lacks depth, and the use of negative space is jejune. Plus it's scary. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2742 His sense of the absurd is truly inspiring… 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2743 I remember Bozo as being taller. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2744 This is Rococo, we are not! 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2745 And I painted this one after six of us came out of a tiny car. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2746 The nose doesn’t look realistic. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2747 I achieve this effect, with a bit of makeup and a #2 seltzer bottle. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
2748 And they have nightmares about us?!?” Lisa Rapkin, New York, New York 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2749 Muted and subtle. I love it. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2750 Now that was our best clown leader, the orange face, white hair and rotund one, whose admirers named 'Crazy'. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2751 I dont know, I liked the earlier stuff better.. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2752 I don’t know, dogs just creep me out. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2753 As you can see, my mediums remain cream pie and seltzer water. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2754 They must think we’re a bunch of clowns to believe this isn’t a replica. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2755 We’ve got to embrace this darker stuff to get cast in one of those Joker movies. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2756 These disguises are perfect. You have the razor knife right? On my word start cutting and I’ll go distract the guard. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2757 You know who was a good painter?Bozo. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2758 "It's clear this artist suffers from coulrophobia!" 1.1597 0.03372 119 100 19 0
2759 It is too boring, it doesn't make me laugh or make me afraid. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2760 My kid could paint that! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2761 Mockery, violence, and horror. The pathos is killing me. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2762 This portrait doesn't do the bearded lady justice. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2763 What clown came up with this mess? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2764 Too one-dimensional…I can make people laugh AND cry with the same paint. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2765 I guess making balloon animals at birthday parties wasn't good enough for him! 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2766 I guess it stands for International Center of Photography, but just pretend we meant to be here for 10 more minutes so we don’t look stupid 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
2767 I don’t care for the colouring, its too loud and obvious. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2768 Why aren't people afraid of that? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2769 This was sold for half a million??? And they call *me* a clown… 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2770 This one is from his much less heralded Balloon Period. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2771 Canvas? How facile. The true challenge is to paint on one's own visage. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2772 Sooo understated! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2773 Squirting water from a flower lapel or dropping an anvil on a clown shoe is one thing, but cutting off an ear is just going too far to be funny. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2774 She would look fabulous in the red nose 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2775 He told me it would be kept private! 1.1589 0.04815 107 96 5 6
2776 But what does it say about the human condition? 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2777 And they say clown paintings are scary 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2778 But where’s the joy? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2779 These are all from her White Velvet period. 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
2780 Like the elephant headed snake over there, this fog represents the three button clown. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2781 Why are they all dressed like this? 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2782 Who put together this clown show? 1.1587 0.04424 126 113 6 7
2783 Why were clowns never depicted during the Realism period. 1.1587 0.04127 126 111 10 5
2784 This was painted by some bozo. In other words, it’s exquisite! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2785 I may not be one of these "Old Masters," but I've been told that what I do with grease paint is something really special! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2786 It's not rich, it's not queer... I don't see why she sent us here. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2787 It's haunting, isn't it? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2788 I prefer his sketches. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2789 This artist has no sense of reality! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2790 But is it stupid? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2791 She wrote “Send In The Clowns” back when we had real work! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2792 Everybody loves "Dogs Playing Poker," but it's the stuff of my nightmares. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2793 I'm stumped. What does the artist mean by the cream pie? 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2794 I like the subtle colors but the seriousness of the scene is a downer. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
2795 Alas Happy Slappy-face. I knew him, Horatio. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2796 Oh, good grief! This clown had such poor control of the brush. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2797 I'd have to say that after looking at this, I will be having nightmares tonight. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2798 What would really liven up this painting of flowers is if squirted water in your eye. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2799 Notice how the red nose offsets the tonal rhythm of this otherwise quite traditional Transfiguration. 1.1579 0.05034 95 85 5 5
2800 Not sad enough. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2801 I don't find this funny at all. Do you? 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2802 Meh. Doesn't hold a candle to your balloon art. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
2803 It’s a joke or what… 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2804 Honestly, George, the nose is simply not RED enough! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2805 It speaks to the existential duality of life: we're either tricking people with the squirting flower, or getting hit in the face with a cream pie. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2806 I just find it lacking in gravitas. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2807 I always felt Red Skelton's early work really captured us. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2808 And they say "Art is a joke" 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2809 My child could paint this. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2810 Our elephant could paint this... 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2811 You know you’ve been to one too many birthday parties for children if you can’t see the difference anymore 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2812 Where would you even put a clown nose on that? 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2813 When can art become serious again? This has to be some sort of joke. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2814 They call this Abstract Expressionism. We ARE Abstract Expressionism. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2815 Art shmart. I just like air conditioning without a popcorn smell. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2816 As something of a serious artist myself, I connect with her dark complexity of the human condition. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2817 Keep calm. It's not a faux pas if we call it performance art. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2818 I like it, but how will we get it home in the clown car? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2819 This artist fails to capture the real essence of the subject, such a Bozo. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2820 Am I a clown just because I don’t get modern art?!” 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2821 Did you hear Gacy's are selling for thousands now... 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2822 This one speaks to my inner child 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2823 The ennui is palpable. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2824 I don't know art, but I know what doesn't make me laugh. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2825 Well, this is the worst bachelor party ever. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2826 It’s good. Not John Wayne Gacy or Red Skelton good, but good. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2827 ... beast slouching toward Bethlehem" is so last year 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2828 I can paint as well as this clown. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2829 Frankly I don't see where the inspiration comes from. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2830 I just smashed my face on a canvas, and now I live in a 3-bedroom apartment in Soho. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2831 What do you think we're supposed to feel? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2832 A little on the nose, don't you think? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2833 A bit literal, wouldn't you agree? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2834 What do you mean you don't get it? You can't be serious. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2835 They call him Ted cruz. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2836 Meh - I have 87 paintings that look exactly like this one in the back of my car. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2837 Let’s go to the circus dressed up like critics. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2838 It strikes me as too explicit. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2839 I don't get it. It's not funny at all. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2840 Not my asthetic 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2841 I haven't seen this level of pathos since Boomerang Bernie knocked himself out in Cincinnati. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2842 This painting is so intriguing that for a moment I forgot we don't have legs. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2843 This piece really captures his Bozo period. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2844 Modern art." Pfft! I'm wearing more paint than this canvas 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2845 Does it move your spirit? Does it captivate your imagination? Or does it simply honk your nose? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2846 This was his less famous version, the “Mona Lisa Spit Take”. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2847 I kid you not - they call this Realism. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2848 When this guy plays with accents it’s ‘groundbreaking’, but when I do it I get kicked out of little Jonah’s birthday party. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2849 Can no one see we have more dimensions? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2850 It's a very realistic portrait, but kids kinda scare me. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2851 I like how the search for interpretation frees us to be ourselves. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2852 They call this art? Why that’s just absurd. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2853 I don't see the depth in van Gogh but I see his humor 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2854 Don't look now, but I think that guy back there is Banksy. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2855 No style or sense of fashion 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2856 I don't know much about art, but I know what I want to cream with a pie. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2857 I can never get the eyes right. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2858 But then as we know all to well, the comedic element lessens the gravitas. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2859 I keep coming back to this one. It would be ideal in our storm drain. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2860 I know it's not funny but some people actually like this stuff. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2861 Does life imitate bad art ... or is it the other way around? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2862 But not just any artist can be a clown. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2863 I don't know art, but I know this ain't funny! 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2864 This was his first work after leaving the velvet phase. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2865 I don't know, its kinda creepy, seeing Emmett Kelly in the Buff...! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2866 You can appreciate, he elides the belly laugh and elicits just the poignant, rueful smile. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2867 I don't know about you...but I'm getting a little tired of Picasso's clown interpretations!!! 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2868 Notice the continued themes of solitude and awakening. Of course derived from his master, we no doubt see why he went on to surpass all expectation and became vastly more influential. Also, I am a clown" 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2869 This painting speaks to me the way you never can. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2870 I told you, Donald is one of us! 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2871 Too much optimism, not enough black velvet. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2872 I enjoy Realism more than this !! 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2873 See! It’s art! It’s Everything. The chicken is you! 1.1552 0.04347 116 103 8 5
2874 This clearly depicts man’s existential need to be giddy and slaphappy. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2875 Honestly, this one makes the artist look ridiculous. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2876 That Banksy really understands balloons 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2877 This is a portrait of mly uncle Sidney who inspired me to become a clown. I hope he is burning in hell! 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2878 I thought we used to make people laugh, now the artists do too ? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2879 Thanks for asking! Long story short, my parents were dead set against my becoming a docent, so I ran away from home to join the museum. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2880 It's because I was peeling onions. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2881 Don’t you just adore Rococo the Clown? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2882 This one makes me melancholy. Then again, I'm a sad clown. 1.1546 0.04935 97 87 5 5
2883 I have been following his work ever since I did a gig at his 9th birthday paint party. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2884 It lacks a certain yucka-schmucka. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2885 You can't be serious! 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2886 It’s from his little-known orange period. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2887 It evokes so much pain, I feel as if I have just had a still frozen custard pie thrown in my face. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2888 I feel validated attending an Emmett Kelly retrospective. (David Binkley, Chevy Chase, Maryland) 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2889 Does it bring YOU joy? 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2890 A Pagliacci portrait. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2891 "What do we know about art--we're just clowns!" 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2892 They never get the nose right! 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2893 When will we see one that is funny? 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2894 You wonder who picks their clothes. Herbert Fishman N.Y.C. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2895 I prefer the Black Velvet period. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2896 This is why children are scared of us now. They’ve got all this propaganda showing us as freaks. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2897 Why so little white paint? 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2898 This piece barely belongs in a one ring circus. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2899 I’m fine with sad paintings but the happy ones creep me out. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2900 I’m sorry. This one’s just silly. 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2901 But is it a real Ringmaster or just some guy in a top hat and high black boots? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2902 This is It? 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2903 If this is art, I'm the Rembrandt of slapstick. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2904 'Two Clowns in a Gallery?' All I see is a blank canvas! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2905 Thats’s art? There’s a sucker born every minute. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2906 I don’t think he’s very good at noses. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2907 Rembrandt's collars are okay but buttons sure weren't his thing. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2908 If it’s surrealism they want, it’s surrealism we’ve got. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2909 Most people agree that ‘Still Life Squirting Water’ is his finest work, but I still prefer ‘Cans of Snakes’ for the way it captures the zeitgeist. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2910 Why didn't Stephen Sondheim write a song about HER? 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2911 It’s one of my finer finger paintings. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2912 Look, dear… it may not be your favorite…but it’s nothing to frown upon. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2913 Alas poor Yorick 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2914 Well, this one's just too on the nose." 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
2915 The eyes are exquisite, but he got the nose all wrong. 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
2916 The mixture of humor, threat, pathos, and dread make for an interesting, if a bit confused, piece, don't you think? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2917 The artist behind this work claims that art criticism has become too gimmicky. 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2918 You know sometimes people use paint to cover up the truth 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2919 This one’s titled, “Humour in the Workplace“, interesting 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2920 And of course they think it’s funny. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2921 Not enough orange. 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
2922 And the color palette is clearly a symbol of man's inhumanity to man. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2923 It’s ludicrous! 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2924 Paintings of clowns have come a long way. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2925 Another example of art imitating life... 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2926 It makes you think…I never thought of the big top in that way 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2927 Yes, it is a pretty picture, but it doesn't portray real life! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2928 Now what Bozo painted this one? 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2929 Looks kinda funny to me. 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
2930 This sucks ass. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2931 My PhD is from Stanford. Yours? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2932 John Wayne Gacy’s work just isn’t the same since his incarceration 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2933 as if he could ever understand subtlety 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2934 Dress Down Day? I was sure the boss said Dress Clown Day! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2935 He's no Gacy. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2936 OK, this art stinks and anyway lunchtime is almost over. We need to get back to the courthouse. He wants us at the defense table. 1.1531 0.04887 98 88 5 5
2937 They'll call anything art these days. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2938 I think his Black Velvet period captured us better! 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2939 I don’t understand why we as clowns are not recognized as artists? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2940 Impressionism or surrealism? Here’s a work that speaks to us. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2941 Obviously, an accountant painted this one. 1.1531 0.04887 98 88 5 5
2942 First Pennywise with the cultural appropriation and now this 1.1531 0.04887 98 88 5 5
2943 There's an inner angst you just don't see in real life. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2944 Yves, here, was an exceedingly rare Five Ball Clown... 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2945 Nothing captures the ennui of existence like black velvet. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2946 The mood may be zany, but the 3 balls and the floating balloons have an inescapable heaviness 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2947 I could've done the same on my face 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2948 It’s not as good as lilies shooting water. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2949 Compare with his earlier brushwork where hard edges allegorically expressed tension in the Big Top. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2950 I don’t find it funny either. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2951 A hideous mishmash of garish colors trying to elicit cheap emotions . 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2952 And the art critic called THIS artist a clown. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
2953 Another obvious ripoff of one of my signature balloon sculptures. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2954 I find it a little over the top... 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
2955 It's a good likeness of my Grandfather, Bozo. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2956 I feel deeply connected to the underlying pathos. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2957 After we throw this invisible pie, everyone will have to take us seriously. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
2958 I don't know. It just doesn't say "grease paint" to me. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2959 It’s a post-modern pre-apocalyptic gluten free conteptual piece 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2960 No, I can't warm up to any artist who tries to mask his feelings! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2961 What clown painted this crap? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2962 Notice how the eyes seem to follow you? And people think we're creepy? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2963 Did you see that Bozo standing behind us? 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2964 Abstract expressionism is a joke." "Well, I guess life does imitate art." 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2965 I bet I could make Mona Lisa smile 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2966 This is Picasso appropriating our culture. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2967 And this is my ex-wife. She ran off with the lion tamer. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2968 In order to see art clearly, one must not take it too seriously. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
2969 The general consensus is that the artist was a terrible person, but you shouldn't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his comically oversized shoes. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2970 Tootsie paints with rolls. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2971 My art is just a side hustle; I still perform at children’s birthday parties. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2972 I feel like I want to laugh, but don't know if it's with or at the artist. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2973 Try to act normal, I think he's spotted us. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2974 See, I told you Red Skelton is better than Picasso. 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
2975 Hmmm That’s so funny! Not!!! Not wearing his clown suit is so out of character!!! 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2976 No artist can truly depict the tragic side of entertainment nowadays. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2977 See? No felt. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2978 I prefer less pretense and artifice... 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2979 It would have looked better if the artist had added some clown makeup and a funny hat.” 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2980 Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How is it funny? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2981 really , I don’t get it, Why would they send us here ? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2982 To me, it's just . . . well, sort of . . . clownish. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2983 It's a bit... pedestrian. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2984 To be or not to be, that is the question. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2985 It doesn't look like Sondheim. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2986 I’d like it better if it was on velvet. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2987 Sure, he was one of the Great Masters, but also one of the Great Ringleaders." 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2988 I'd be reticent to describe this piece as Boffo! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2989 This is from his inter-mood period exploring faces between frowny and smiley. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2990 The gravitas clashes with my sense of deep despair. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2991 It's not pie in the face... But I like it. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2992 This piece just honks to me. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2993 This clown calls himself an artist? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2994 I think the artist wants to make us smile, but frankly it's just a little creepy. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2995 Let’s just say Ronald’s legacy is a bit “complicated” 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2996 How drab and boring, it's laughable Binky isn't it? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2997 Looks like I have some big shoes to fill. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2998 This piece juggles a lot of elements. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2999 I must admit, I find this rather foolish. 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
3000 I don't like it. It seems so clumsy and exaggerated. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3001 My bulldog-poodle mix in a tutu could do that. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3002 Amazing what they can do with grease paint these days. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3003 I still prefer his black velvet period. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3004 Personally I prefer a bolder palette. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3005 This is a classic example of his balloon period. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
3006 I'm telling you, there's something funny about this artist. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
3007 Surrealism just doesn't speak to me. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
3008 I ask you, "What clown painted this mess???" 1.1504 0.04395 113 101 7 5
3009 'Y'know Chuckles, of all the great pictures in this 'Museum of Humour', I think this one here really captures the innermost yearning of the Clown; to kill everybody in their sleep with a bread knife'.... 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3010 Look at that dress! Laughable, really... 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
3011 And this is a self portrait. My blue phase. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3012 It would look better on black velvet. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3013 You know how much I preferred his blue period. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3014 When you come right down to it, they are just a bunch of pictures hanging on a wall. 1.1500 0.04209 120 107 8 5
3015 It feels derivative of Bozo. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3016 I can’t help but feel that the artist’s decision to forego the bulbous red nose and greatly oversized shoes hearkens back to the mid twentieth century social realism movement. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
3017 They call this one 'It' 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3018 Quite frankly, I always thought Picasso was a bit of clown! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3019 Did Pablo ever pay you.? 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3020 Who is the clown now? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3021 Greasepaint roars; this barely speaks. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3022 Fascinating how the artist accentuates the cream pie next to the seltzer bottle. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3023 Oh shuck! now, even classic humor is vanishing! 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3024 It speaks to the innate absurdity at the core of human experience. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3025 Where’s the pizzazz? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3026 Why don’t they look like us ? 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
3027 Doesn’t it just make you want to cry? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3028 Ellsworth Kelly, not Emmett Kelly! 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
3029 What clown college did this artist attend? 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
3030 All presidents since him have been clowns like us 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3031 I thought they already sent us in 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
3032 You'd think buttons would be easy to get right. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3033 Without Georges Seurat's chromoluminarism it just doesn't capture the levity one would expect. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3034 This was painted way before we had cars to climb out of 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
3035 What a joke, this isn't even funny. What kinda clown made this & what does he take me for anyway? 🤡 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
3036 I wish this gallery housed more circus pieces. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
3037 An apple on his face? What a cliche. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
3038 I hope they don't expect us to take this art seriousley ! 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3039 I mean, I just don't get what is so scary about these, Jean?" [Viewing any Norman Rockwell painting 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3040 To me, it doesn't have enough gravitas. But what do I know, I'm just a clown! 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3041 It speaks to the overbearing sadness that fills my life from the moment I wake. Anyway, what time is Billy’s birthday party? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3042 This piece encapsulates the existential ennui of our enforced buffoonery. Either that or it's just the remnants of a pie to the artist's face. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3043 Sorry, when I saw that the exhibit was E Kelly, I assumed Emmett, not Ellsworth. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3044 I could juggle three rocks from the side of the road and it would still be more interesting that this so called "art" 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3045 I find it derivative and unforgivably lacking in red noses. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3046 Clown one: This painting looks stupid. Clown two: That's just a mirror. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
3047 They painted with Seltzer water colors. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3048 You call that realism? Ha--no one has feet that small. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3049 The chiaroscuro is hilarious. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3050 Typical, they put “Elephant” in the center of the room 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3051 This is a real farce! 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
3052 Still can't tell if she is smiling 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3053 I find it funny. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3054 Some fools think that any clown 🤡 can paint. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3055 Lovely portrait but the nose just doesn’t scream “squeeze me.” 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
3056 I was never a fan of his Blue Period. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
3057 His earlier stuff was funnier. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3058 It fundamentally shows that some things are indeed quite different from what they appear. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3059 And so that leads us to Picasso's Surrealist period where he'd paint the clown nose next to the ear. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3060 Ralph, have you figured out what these damned fluffy buttons are for? 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3061 The dogs are playing poker 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3062 It’s our buddy Donald - he made me buy the shoes. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3063 We really need more clown representation besides J. K. Rowling 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3064 This is ridiculous. How can I take this seriously? 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3065 I painted it with the makeup I never use in my show. It's the part that's not funny. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3066 Do you think she was trying to be funny? 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3067 Perhaps all art is really for clowns! 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3068 “This art is no joke. I hate it.” 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3069 What were these clowns drawing? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3070 I know the Bozo that made this one. 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
3071 It lacks that je ne sais clown. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
3072 It didn’t move me to clown tears. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3073 Who painted his face? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3074 They can fit twice as many in a car. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3075 Don’t you think a complete Bozo could paint this? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3076 I don’t know anyone who’d wear harlequin. It looks ridiculous. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3077 I'm not sure Barnum's mother is truly a compelling subject. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3078 If no one wants it, why do they keep doing it? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3079 Yes. Absolutely. Clown shoes are definitely hard to draw but it’s not excuse for laziness. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3080 Jokers to the right. . . 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3081 I’m drawn in by the existential angst of the melancholy palate 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3082 It looks pretentious 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3083 It's more of a Joker/Ronald McDonald red than a Bozo red. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
3084 I like the droll, understated attempt of humor! 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
3085 I can’t believe anyone can take this seriously! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
3086 No one knows our faces. Tonight we liberate this Picasso. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3087 The artist has posed his subject in a suit with a single pompom. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3088 Notice how the primitive artist applies a limited palette in aggressive, bold strokes to convey a sense of drama and emotion. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3089 It’s just so hard to take this work seriously. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3090 I call this one "Terrified child." 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
3091 This is a painting of me before I found my real calling. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3092 It's derivative. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3093 It’s abstract art, which I find difficult to take seriously! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3094 Act awed. Right now we're the only thing people are interested in. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3095 I know, right? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3096 Can you believe people go to college to study this? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3097 There's just no joie de vivre. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3098 ...using color and texture to address the dichotomy between good and evil with notes of coffee, blackberry and cinnamon... 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3099 This is another from my work before I learned to use a brush. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3100 I tend to like more realistic characters. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3101 He thinks he's an artist? What a clown!" 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3102 I’m thinking this one, but do you think it’ll fit in our car? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3103 I apparently misunderstood the meaning of beaux-art. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3104 Art, sure -- but it's surreally not funny. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3105 Do you get what I am saying? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3106 Don't turn around now, but I think the curator is following us. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3107 I respect his inner sadness. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3108 I think we could fit a bunch of these in our car 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3109 They call this art? Where's the lions and tigers, where's the trapeze artist, and most of all where's the.... bring in the Clowns! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3110 Of course, I completed this one before I really got serious as an artist. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3111 Imagine what he could've done if he hadn't been butchering boys. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3112 It lacks humor, but reveals fear. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3113 They say this artist is a genius? I don't know...seems like a clown to me. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3114 A bit clownish, wouldn't you say? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3115 Frank, I still think the colors are too loud for our taste. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3116 Yeah, I agree. I think it’s more creepy than funny. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3117 I always wondered why a can of Campbell's soup when using Ronald would have spanned multiple dimensions of corporate identity and the surreal. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3118 The artist’s approach hints at playfulness but really lacks a true sense of whimsy. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3119 Modern artists are the real clowns 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3120 Which of these artists do you think could paint on one foot while juggling? 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3121 What people seem to never understand is that there is a clown in each and every one of us. 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
3122 What’s artistic about a car with 20 people in it? 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
3123 Another sad clown? How derivative. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
3124 You know, I was doing the balloon thing years before Jeff Koons. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3125 I thought our opinions were only valued by the conservatives, pertaining to women's rights. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
3126 The hat is wrong, the collar is wrong, the hair is wrong, and of course they paint us with a frown. 1.1462 0.03296 130 112 17 1
3127 But why would he cut off his ear? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3128 Now, this rather two-dimensional work is from the 13th Century, before geniuses like Leonardo and Michelangelo revealed subtleties of texture, form and color previously unrecognized. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3129 I'm the fun police?! This clown couldn't paint their own face! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3130 A painting needs to really hit me in the face to move me 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3131 I prefer his earlier, funny work. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3132 I love the way he painted the red hair and orange mouth. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3133 I mean, not my art show. Not my art. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3134 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and still nobody saw my face. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3135 What passes for art these days is positively scary. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3136 This is the reason people don't take us seriously anymore 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3137 How hard can it be, we do it everyday 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
3138 That's me, sans outfit. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3139 This has nothing on balloon animals. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3140 You think it’s great? You can’t be serious. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3141 I just don't get it. There's no punch line. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
3142 We better get back the cirque is about to leave 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3143 I know it’s a Rembrandt but his noses are too serious for me. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3144 I'd trade in an entire gallery of this trash for one decent balloon poodle. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3145 His choice of painting with an oil based seltzer speaks to me. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3146 I know it's not real, but it's scary 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3147 Emmett Kelly’s nose was bigger! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3148 This was during his 'sad clown' period. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3149 There is nothing funny about random blobs of paint on a white canvas 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3150 Well of course, purple dots were all the rage in the Paglicci era. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3151 Ma-jest-ic 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3152 And to think, Picasso calls this a clown 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3153 Ridiculous what they call art these days. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3154 I think I’m a better Impressionist 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3155 It has all the je ne sais quoi of a Gacy. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3156 are his eyes following us? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3157 My friend said you and I were the type who would buy this type of painting. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3158 What bozo calls this art? 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3159 This is from his seltzer watercolor period.” 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3160 I Think it needs a little seltzer. 1.1455 0.03377 110 94 16 0
3161 They say he's the Bozo of neo-expressionism. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
3162 Too subtle for my taste. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3163 . . . So you see, watercolors indeed precede the advent of squirting flowers. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3164 I’m especially drawn to his sensitive use of acrylics on velvet. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3165 What about this couldn't be improved by a slide whistle? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3166 Honk honk, honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3167 A touch of whipped cream would have made it more impactful… 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3168 I find her non-velvet years a bit of a joke, lacking the depth of her other work. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3169 It's like Socko's jokes. I just don't get it. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3170 Even I could paint better while juggling 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3171 I’d say not funny but you’re the expert on that… 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3172 Makes you wonder how long an analog medium that was developed centuries ago can last. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3173 Weird…this one I also interpret as humorous 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3174 Very effective use of light and shadow puppets… 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3175 Black velvet would really make this one pop! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3176 We both know that red nose is smaller in real life. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3177 Call me a clown but his work lacks depth. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3178 If humor is the unexpected, this is not funny. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3179 What do you think? I wasn’t clowning around when I painted this. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3180 This painting of a man winning the female championship encapsulates perfectly the clown world surrounding us all. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3181 Here we see the first known depiction of Sad Clown. Controversy continues regarding the absence of tears. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
3182 The farcical nature of this painting really tickles me. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3183 I am no expert, but you get the jester. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3184 IT HAS GREAT STYLE AND SKILL SHOWN, BUT THE MATTER IS TOO PLAIN. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3185 Sadly, yet another piece of humorless, post-expressionism from our former carpool companion. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
3186 And this was painted by one of us. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3187 It’s too on the nose, don’t you think? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3188 I just don’t see the humor in it. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3189 It's our first poor performance, when they had to send in the clowns" 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3190 i just don’t see what’s funny about it. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3191 I wish they'd take us more seriously 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3192 Why do painters always make us look so goofy? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3193 You call this an impression? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3194 Let's go back to the circus where real and sophisticated art lies. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3195 I suppose that people with antisocial disorders might find this interesting 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3196 This artist is such a Bozo! 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3197 If you look closely, you can see my frown-turned-upside-down crammed into the Volkswagen. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3198 I mean sure it’s good on canvas but let’s see Matisse do a face! 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
3199 I'd have done it in grease paint. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
3200 I don’t feel either sad or happy when looking at this. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3201 I dare say it's rather obnoxious. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3202 How can something so colorful be so depressing? 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3203 Needs more number 27. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3204 I think his nose needs a tweak. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
3205 Now this one is funny. Funny weird and funny like you and me. 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
3206 This is how we ended up Not being a good painting topic 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3207 Well, you know I was an art history major. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3208 The introduction of the red nose decidedly ended his celebrated blue period. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
3209 The subject's face displays such raw dignity and beauty. A perfect face for one to throw a pie at. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3210 That's harsh criticism, Buffo. But I guess it really does take one to know one. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3211 Looks like Dave Lewis’ penis. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3212 Funny, scary, creepy art you can’t even laugh at. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3213 I was hoping for more modern clownism. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3214 His use of understated lines and minimal color is a bit garish for my tastes. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3215 Not just any clown could have painted this one. I happen to know him personally. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3216 Disturbing, but slightly amusing. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
3217 It's not nearly as good as his Harlequin, but for a musician it's not bad." 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3218 Don't you think he looks a little funny? 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3219 Their use of red is particularly on the nose. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3220 He would look better with a red squishy nose. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3221 The way her eyes follow you, it scares me. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3222 Sadly, it wasn't done in jest. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3223 I prefer the Calder 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3224 I don’t get it. Just looks like my uncle 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3225 it's too on-the-nose for me 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3226 They brought in the clowns. For this? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3227 It’s too serious for me. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3228 Shouldn't her nose be rounder and redder? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3229 In this one I am trying to express the quiet resignation I always experience in the trunk of the clown car...I am not sure that I could handle it without Stretch my Emotional Support rubber chicken... 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3230 Yeah, but it's Picasso-adjacent. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3231 Makes you think. But so does a good old-fashioned pie in the face. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3232 …and this is Mr. Feld. I attended his Clown College in the ‘90s but due to the competition from elected officials, the circus closed and I’ve applied for student loan forgiveness. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3233 What happened to plain, old realism? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3234 Look at this one, you can tell the artist doesn't take himself seriously 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3235 I never really liked his blue-clown period. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3236 I think for dramatic effect, the nose might have been bigger and a brighter red 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3237 Note the subtle color contrasts. 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
3238 And they say we're scary... 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3239 Think of it as a different kind of circus altogether… 1.1429 0.04587 98 88 6 4
3240 I love the part about throwing paint against the wall, but why would anyone cut out a part of the wall just to bring it here? Lew Nerenberg, Montara, CA 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3241 Actually, I prefer Picasso. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3242 I don’t really understand it, but I’d say we could fit about twelve of them in the trunk. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3243 Isn't it rich? Don't you love farce? 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
3244 Note the subtle reflection of the follow spot on the seltzer bottle, the tension created by the angle of the cannon and just a hint of whimsy evoked by a hint of elephant trunk peeking from behind the curtain. Sheer genius! 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3245 This one is from my rodeo days. I call it "Still Life with Clown and Horns." 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3246 It's important to remember, life isn't all fun and games. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
3247 These sad eyed waifs are really eating into our modelling gigs. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3248 I’m not clowning around. I just think it’s in bad taste. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3249 It's giving, 'Sunday in the Park with George' vibes. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3250 Without s seltzer bottle it seems pointless. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3251 We can’t get Mona Lisa to laugh but we got a smile out of her. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
3252 You can tell this clown’s political party affiliation by his bulbous brown nose. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3253 Do you find this funny - or frightening? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3254 Our act could use more screaming. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3255 I find it a bit garish 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3256 You think that would fit on a kids face? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3257 They really got "American Gothic" wrong. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3258 I’ve moved on from black velvet— this is my white velvet period 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3259 And they say clowning is not an art form. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3260 And that’s when the GOP candidate chose his running mate 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3261 The fact that the flowers resemble genitalia is even more reason for them to squirt water at the viewer. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3262 You need to stop killing kids. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3263 Can you believe he left the circus to paint this crap?!! 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
3264 This color palette calls way too much attention to itself, wouldn't you agree? 1.1417 0.03486 127 111 14 2
3265 Brings to mind our own existential dilemma, does it not? 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3266 What is that? It looks like some kind of a Clown drew this picture.. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
3267 Some BOZO has the nerve to call this “Art” 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
3268 It's too bad Margaret Keane started painting us clowns. The big eyes just don't look good on us. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
3269 Not enough dots and where is the nose? 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3270 Ce n'est pas une blague 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
3271 ... and this one is from my blue period 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
3272 What do you mean, “it looks funny?” 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
3273 A pie in the face of modernism? I don't see it. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3274 And they call US scary. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3275 They only make sense if they were done while juggling balls with paint brushes 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3276 Makes me feel sad 1.1415 0.04534 106 96 5 5
3277 I don't understand why he would paint him sad? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3278 I think it could us some primary colors to make it pop. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3279 I know we lost the bet, but given both Siskel and Ebert have been dead for over a decade, don’t you think we can go back to wearing normal clothes? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3280 It's me trying to explain to my adult self why I ate all the green crayons in kindergarten. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3281 I don't know about you, but I've always found Picasso's clown paintings to be less than enchanting. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3282 Balloons are only one of my mediums 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3283 These just aren't sad enough. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3284 I think he could have fitted many more of us in this painting. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3285 Figurative art, my ass! 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3286 I don't find this painting funny at all. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3287 This looks like the time marinara sauce got all over the carpet because your nose exploded. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3288 This is where he sent in the clowns. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3289 I just don’t see humor in it. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3290 „Right, it tries too hard to be funny.“ 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3291 Van Gogh only sold one painting in his lifetime. Stick with the family business son. 1.1414 0.04764 99 90 4 5
3292 And this one I painted in my serious period. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3293 President, Shmesident. He'll always be one of us. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3294 The model for this portrait was Tom Foolery. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3295 This one, on the other hand, makes me smile inside. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3296 These clowns don't know how to paint flowers. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3297 This one's from his Balloon Animals Collection. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3298 No costume. How can you relate? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3299 It’s too on the nose 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
3300 It’s funny but not ‘ha-ha’ funny 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3301 He had his own car. Can you imagine? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
3302 It's lacking the elegance of a geniune Red Skelton. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3303 This piece is so derivative… I still prefer face painting. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
3304 Rather humorless if you ask me. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3305 Bozo: The Self Portrait (1953) 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3306 Can you believe what used to be fashionable then? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3307 That was from her blue nose period 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3308 I agree, Majorie. He didn’t do justice to your red nose. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3309 One person in a car? I hate surrealism. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3310 No no, it’s very good, I’m sure the birthday boy was just looking for a little bit more ‘balloon animal…’ 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3311 I think I would be a better subject 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3312 They didn’t even have the decency to cover up that natural nose. Realism. Ugh. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3313 Brown hair. Regular size nose. What’s so special? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3314 I like it, but others may think it too clownish. What do you think? 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
3315 Honk Honk Beep Beep Chiaroscuro 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
3316 Must a joke, any clown could do that! 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
3317 You call this art!? What sort of clown did this? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3318 I feel that it lacks a sense of mirth. 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
3319 Oh, I know this one all too well! 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3320 I believe this piece is highly derivative of pantomimial art. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
3321 You know... It kind of looks like us without makeup. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
3322 I prefer his big shoe period. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3323 Ode to the shadows 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3324 I find it hard to take this one seriously. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3325 Neiman and Kinkade were quite different in world view and points of philosophical emphasis, but it’s also clear that they shared a similar tastelessness. Not unlike Bozo and Ronald McDonald, if you will. 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
3326 It could use more clown white 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3327 Our faces are funnier. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
3328 We're supposed to look like this for work, what's this guy's excuse? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3329 It turns out I was totally misinterpreting the phrase 'blue period' and I definitely wasn't helping." 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3330 Is it art, or was he just clowning around? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3331 This merits only one honk of my “nez rouge.” 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3332 do we really look like that that! . . . .do we? 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
3333 Sure its a humorous take in the bourgeois, but is it pie in your face funny? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3334 I don’t know about you, but I find the early Bozos somewhat monocrhomatic. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3335 The artist’s use of color and line conveys the message that it is we who have pie on our face. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3336 You can’t find a serious painting these days. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3337 Wow! What a coincidence. This one is called 'Stuck in the Middle With You.' 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3338 We should invite this cavalier guy to our shows 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3339 I was actually the inspiration for this Magritte” 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3340 Which Bozo drew this? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3341 Just another grouping of artworks by sad people. Let's go; I hear happy hour starts soon. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3342 I really feel the essence of the clown that painted this. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3343 When the exhibit said ‘abstract art’ I guess I was expecting more of the balloon variety. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3344 The testicles are so lifelike, it’s as though you could reach out and cup them. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3345 See what I mean—they’ve really captured the struggle of the balloon animal. 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
3346 We'd never get a job posing for these New Age painters! 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
3347 I think the artist has a subconscious fear of clowns; notice all the dreary colors and conservatism. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3348 I just think it would be much better in color, don't you? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3349 I don’t know if the artist has enough Clownt for a whole show? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3350 It's a metaphor for the world as a madhouse... 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3351 Quit clowning around david we’re in public!! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3352 I just think there's a resemblance, that doesn't mean I think you have a big nose. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3353 I'm not impressed. Any clown could do it. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3354 If you stand back and squint your eyes, he really does look like an orange clown. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3355 ...in addition, its expressionism feels exaggerated and contrived. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3356 You know you could come up with something more original than “not my circus.” 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3357 Herbert, I think it’s a bit silly and cartoony! I kind of take offense to that Bob! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3358 These were all painted with my tears after various benefits and parties. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3359 Can’t you just feel the humor in the brushstrokes? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3360 -And this one, my fave, is from his coulrophobia collection 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3361 They would totally like our spin art rejects if they’re willing to hang this! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3362 Why are we here? None of this garbage is slapstick. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3363 I told you some kinds of jokes are worth more money. 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
3364 It is all wrong... he looks happy. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3365 He was one of us 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3366 This is a piece by my old clown-college friend during her mime period. Haven't heard from her since... 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3367 …nor is it tragic. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3368 Some say it’s funny, some say it’s scary. Kind of like us” 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3369 It’s all in the nose. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3370 A bit garish for my taste. But that's just me. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3371 when do you think this will transition from art to horror trope? 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3372 Everyone wants to know what the clowns think these days. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3373 I’m drawn in by the understated subtlety. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3374 Where's the honker? 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
3375 Picasso was way ahead of his time 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3376 It lacks ridiculousness but the figure does have a certain reminiscence of stunned balloon animal. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3377 Before photography, that's what a smile looked like. 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
3378 See, here he’s clearly plagiarizing a barf bit I did under the high wire act in ‘73. 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
3379 At first I see happiness, but there is deep sadness that lurks somewhere beneath. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3380 They missed the puffy buttons 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3381 Maybe it's really not all fun and games. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3382 Clearly, this artist doesn’t get nuance. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3383 The proportions are all wrong. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
3384 Now--Then--Looking ahead---it's all circuses, of different sorts. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3385 They cut up a perfectly good canvas tent into a bunch of rectangles, smear them with paint, and call it art -- it diminishes the work we did under the Big Top. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3386 I don’t know — it could use a little more silliness, don’t you think? 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
3387 The exhibition of Gacy’s portraits was not what they thought it would be. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3388 They think it's funny to call this 'non-representational'. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3389 Fred, I can relate to paint drips. What do you think? 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3390 True, it's not Dega's "Two Harlequins," but there's something about Torregar's portrait of Bozo that touches my heart. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3391 The colours are all wrong! Why didn't the painter use better colours like RED? 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3392 She just looks sad. 1.1386 0.04673 101 92 4 5
3393 In this painting, I'm encouraging people to just be themselves. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3394 I just can’t connect with anything from the Hudson River School.” 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3395 Isn't that wicked Art?" PS - Google "Clown Art" to understand.. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3396 And this was your great-great grandfather. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
3397 It’s no Koons Balloon Dog 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3398 See, this is what I was telling you. This is how you hold an apple, not like that clown in the painting... 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3399 I went to college with this guy but he dropped out. It's a shame, he had so much potential. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3400 People are surprised I’m security, and I’m surprised they want to sell me guns. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3401 A little understated for my taste. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3402 It’s titled ‘Court Jesters at the Palace’ but could easily have been ‘When Clowns played for Kings.’ 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3403 I think he’s trying to say life is just a circus but he doesnt know the half of it 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3404 This represents the artist's amusement period when it was a little easier to get into the clowning-around frame of mind. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3405 You’re the only one that takes my career as an art critic seriously 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3406 Oh, come on, you can't be serious! 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
3407 The mixing of color and contrast was a nice jester, though. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3408 This artist is one of the one percent that prefers happy. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3409 Nothing funny about this one. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3410 I regret posing for a cubist artist. My nose isn't very flattering. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
3411 I can’t even tell what that’s supposed to be…a nose perhaps. 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
3412 All I see is a scared child that’s about to punch me in the nuts. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3413 I just have trouble taking his work seriously. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3414 The exaggerated brush strokes reveals a certain ambiguity bordering on coulrophobia. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3415 And 'we're' the clowns 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3416 Maybe if we looked at it from inside a tiny car with 13 other clowns with us 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3417 I get the happy and sad faces, but why didn't they do it in velvet? 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3418 That's it! Our client, Mr. Trump, was framed! 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3419 Can we take this artist seriously? 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3420 The physicality is woefully lacking. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3421 A bit esoteric for me. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3422 There’s nothing funny here 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3423 Fauvism over realism ! 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
3424 And that's how I got the name 'Pablo.' 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3425 It does not move me. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3426 It’s almost as if you could just reach out and touch those buttons 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3427 Wonderful composition, clean lines, but is it funny? 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3428 Now that's just plain silly 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3429 Any bozo could have painted that. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3430 So this clown thinks he can draw. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3431 The subtlety is lost on me. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3432 He can change your mood with his use of colours... this guy was truly a clown 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3433 Much like you, this painting is sad but it makes me laugh. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3434 Grey on gray is a "Bozo Nono" 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3435 I'm just surprised he could earn his living this way. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3436 You'll notice that once again the subject is not holding balloons. This is a theme. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3437 Look at this BOZO's use of Water Colors. Like They Used a Blow Airbrush Toy. Looks, it's signed in Crayon by HB 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3438 It's not supposed to be scary, it's supposed to be funny 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
3439 I don't know... I've always found Kahlo over the top. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3440 My brother has the mate. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3441 Why do they always paint us sad? 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3442 My favorite is the Portrait Gallery. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3443 Whistler's Mother with Banana Peel. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3444 A self portrait? That really shows you what kind of ego this clown has. 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
3445 The artist is saying life is funny but not ha ha funny 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3446 Can you believe that nose? It doesn't even look real. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3447 All he did was invent the carpool. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3448 I’ve always appreciated how renaissance fashion desperately tried to compensate for its lack of comedy. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3449 If you learn to say something intelligent about art, maybe you'll turn into a real person. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3450 Not a fan of garish colors for the living room... 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3451 Portraits of gleaners really creep me out 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
3452 This is art? They have to be joking. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3453 I highly recommend this painting but sadly the world doesn’t take my opinion seriously 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3454 Yes. The Donald definitely belongs in our car. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3455 Just like this artist, your jokes will be famous in the future. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3456 This will make a great NFT 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3457 What it lacks in black velvet it more than makes up for in speaking to a timeless juggle to be understood. 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
3458 It’s so lifelike. I feel like I could just reach up and honk its nose. 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
3459 I just don’t find it funny. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
3460 I appreciate the whimsical aesthetic, but I find the piece a little creepy. 1.1368 0.04009 117 105 8 4
3461 Don't worry, our car and the other forty seven clowns will wait for us. 1.1364 0.04375 110 100 5 5
3462 It' just so sad. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3463 It's derivative of circus angst when a child mocks our humor. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
3464 I got this effect by slapping greasepaint on the canvas with my size 42 shoes. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3465 Bizarre. This artist cannot be serious! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3466 Should’ve stuck with face paint. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3467 This obviously wasn’t his first rodeo. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3468 Send in the clowns. There ought to be clowns. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3469 Works of this sort lack a true dialectical tension...which is my way of saying it could use a pair of googly eyes." 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3470 I do not see the fuss we are much more attractive than this clown "Jack in the Box." 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
3471 This is why I chose a life in the Circus. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3472 Yes, you're right...she never would have made a great clown. 1.1364 0.04898 88 80 4 4
3473 As I was saying, making art makes more money than painting faces. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3474 I liked it as a kid but now it's kind of creepy. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3475 The fault, dear Bozo, in not in his stars but in himself. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3476 Another modern art rendering. Sheesh!! Bunch a clowns. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3477 In clown college, I minored in pretension. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3478 This is one of my favorites—from the artist's black velvet period. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3479 Ironically, he thought the pail was full of confetti. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3480 As you can see the artist' use of colour and form are paramount in this noir subject arrangement. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3481 I say we try our hand at performance art. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3482 How would we hang it? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3483 Look, he’s got no belly button! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3484 I think that's one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies." 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3485 This artist takes himself too seriously. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3486 This is a good example of the pre-screensaver period. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3487 Well this is obviously from his Art Bozo period. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3488 Those are the kinds of brush strokes I’d like to see when you paint my face. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3489 That Picasso keeps getting my eyes wrong! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3490 There is no woman, only a vase. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3491 I know your brother said any clown could have done this but Picasso did have a few good ones. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3492 Pennywise could do The Scream, but Edvard Munch could never do IT. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3493 I can’t take this modern art seriously. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3494 Yes, this moment is an NFT 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3495 This just looks like the wall of my ‘Intro to Pie-Throwing’ class 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
3496 Too cliché. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3497 Do you think if our kids spent more time in museums they would stop wasting their time trying to figure out how many of them can squeeze into a tiny automobile? 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
3498 When’s the last time we saw a painting that made us laugh? 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3499 It’s just seems like contemporary artists don’t take their work as seriously these days. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3500 Classic Bozo 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3501 I’m finding it hard to take it seriously. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3502 This seems more Bozo that Dada. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3503 His father was a gifted artist AND a clown, so he had big shoes to fill. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3504 No problem. I’ll catch a ride with Ralph, Mary, Pete, Eli, Sally, Max, Jim, Phoebe, Sam, Dana, Harry, Lisa, and Howie. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3505 You look fine without your hat. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3506 So sad, it's laughable! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3507 Yes but can it really have merit if your parents still speak to you? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3508 Pedestrian use of Selzer water. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3509 He made the shoes way too small. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3510 Honestly, I’m really not sure how some of this stuff makes it in here. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3511 I could do this in my sleep and as a balloon animal no less. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3512 Pagliacci it ain’t. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3513 This was Chuckles early period before he could even twist a balloon. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3514 Where are the black velvet paintings? 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3515 This one captures me before the suit and the makeup go on. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3516 A “masterpiece”? Any Bozo with an MFA and a box of temperas could paint that. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3517 This one is so bad I want to squirt it with seltzer. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3518 I thought the artist was joking when he asked to paint us. It's not at all funny. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3519 The lack of bright color shows the artist's dislike of clowns. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3520 I think it looks funny… 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3521 The artist is trying too hard to be amusing. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
3522 I thought, instead of always clowning around, we could take in some culture. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3523 I’m all for clown nudes. But is it still a clown without the red nose? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3524 It's no Watteau. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3525 As a child I was always afraid of abstract paintings but now I don’t mind them 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3526 Bozo’s baroque is quite revanchist, you’ll note. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3527 This? is how you’re supposed to paint faces? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3528 How do you think we would look without our simple clothes on? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3529 Funny that they didn’t call for us to be sent in. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3530 Sui generis? No, clearly after the Kazoo and Greasepaint School. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3531 She never forgave me. Left me for Pete Davidson. Anyway, that's why I'll never get invited to another Met Gala. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3532 It’s causing me to shed a tear 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3533 Did you bring any confetti? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3534 Picssso really captured Bozo. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3535 I regret we didn't take a more direct route into our profession by going into politics. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3536 It captures the tragedy of human failing, yet with a certain comedic expression. Don’t you think? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3537 Huh! And everyone thinks we are the clowns. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3538 Artists aren't serious about their craft anymore 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3539 Looks like bankruptcy. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
3540 Bozocelli's use of custardocreamo informs the works of Cocovaggio. Indeed, look closely enough and it's there in the abstract slapstickerists... 1.1340 0.04778 97 89 3 5
3541 Go to the museum!”, they said. “It’ll be fun!”, they said. What a bunch of clowns 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3542 We hand them out at the guess your weight booth! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3543 Maybe we should hold our ears and scream 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3544 Could this really have been what they meant when they said "Send in the clowns. There have to be clowns?" 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3545 Well, it's not bad for *oil* paint. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3546 How come he's not laughing? 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
3547 Can't believe we wore White Face for THIS!! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3548 And this one is from my sad period. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3549 I can't believe she sent is in for this. 1.1339 0.04109 112 101 7 4
3550 I think it looks just like you. Do you agree? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3551 And this very painting inaugurated the era of the sad clown. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3552 It's not what it looks like. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3553 You had me at Skelton. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3554 All it needs is a rotten tomato. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3555 Cindy Sherman did it better. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
3556 My poodle could do this! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3557 I appreciate the naturalism. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3558 OK, it is art. But I still can't take it seriously. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3559 You know that Cavaliers are all crying on the inside. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3560 I think she has captured the ultimate absurdity of it all. Don't you? 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3561 Mr. Bananas has painted better landscapes than this. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3562 It's a total knock off of John Wayne Gasey's works. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3563 You do know any 'clown' can do that! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3564 Yes I’m all for climate protests, but if we spray this one with seltzer no one will know the difference. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3565 Kinda funny lookin’. 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
3566 None of these are SAD enough for my taste. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3567 I guess I’m old fashioned but I prefer clowns to be painted on black velvet. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
3568 I must admit, the red square nose it was my ideea. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3569 Isn’t it rich? It’s a pear. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3570 If you lived here you’d be home by now. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3571 Yet another example of art inferior to clowning. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
3572 This would look great in my sewer. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3573 I didn't say I was an expert on French Impressionism. i said it could use some black velvet and big eyes. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3574 Time out from life’s circus. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3575 That's just silly. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3576 Is this the artist's infantile attempt at humor or is he commenting on the frivolity and anxiety that is everyday life? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3577 Pretend you don't see him and maybe he won't notice us. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3578 Now that there are no more elephants to wash, what else is there to do with our time? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3579 The political statement is obvious, but is it art? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3580 Once I was a starving artist, but now I’m just a rich clown. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3581 Shht! If we stand still long enough, they may start thinking we are part of the exhibition 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3582 But could she fit her own family into one car? 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
3583 Looks to me like this clown, in anger, just threw some ketchup at the canvas. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
3584 I didn’t bring balloons so I did this. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
3585 These Family Circus cartoons are so old they should have been moved to a museum a long time ago. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3586 I've seen better paintings by an elephant than this freak show 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3587 First I see a rabbit, then I see a duck 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3588 I just don't care for the way he places his subjects in garish, oversized clothing and exaggerates their facial features. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3589 Clara?? Or Belle??? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3590 connoisseur 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3591 I paint when I'm sad. That's why I have 1,379 pieces of mine being exhibited here. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3592 Carrot Top, a shadow of his former self. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3593 'I thought da vinci's cartoons would be funnier...' 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
3594 Art is laughable these days! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3595 He had hit a low point like our friend on the trapeze. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3596 Can you believe what that bozo is charging for this piece? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3597 Give me your purple magic marker. I am going to make this painting even better. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3598 I didn’t paint a red nose because of I was in a blue period and couldn’t afford red paint. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3599 Do you think he really captures what is underneath her external facade? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3600 Nice, but does it scare anyone half way to death. 1.1322 0.03882 121 109 8 4
3601 I just don't get his humor 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
3602 And they call us clowns... 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3603 Yeah, so the smile is enigmatic, but you can tell that Mona is crying on the inside. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3604 Early Ringling. Rather primitive, what? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3605 It's hard to take this artist comedically. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3606 A piece such as this demonstrates the period in which Clarabell fervently explored the mediums of spilt beer, tears, and human feces." 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
3607 He had to juggle a few things to make this work. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
3608 Yes, it has pathos; but without a midget and a big belly laugh, is it really art? 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
3609 The Art of Being a Clown" 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3610 I get it, but it just looks kind of silly to me 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3611 No clowning around , Bansky means serious business ! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3612 People used to like clowns until he came along. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3613 This one demonstrates well the seriousness of artistic expression; that art is nothing to laugh about. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3614 One painting in a museum, and Maurice thinks he's the star of the show. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3615 Poker's just a metaphor. It could be any game of chance they're playing. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3616 I'm beginning to think you put in the wrong address. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3617 You gotta admit, Hitler was one hell of a painter... 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3618 This one hits me like a bucket of confetti to the face. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3619 I think it's a little "too on the nose" for my taste. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3620 I dare the artist to try that effect in greasepaint. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3621 I keep trying, but I'm just not able to take this piece seriously. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3622 I get the humor, but whatever happened to serious art? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3623 It doesn't work for me without the velvet. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3624 It,s clearly derivative of Skelton,s late period. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3625 While I'm pretending to enjoy this, can you double check the address? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3626 And here's your Uncle Isaac. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3627 No, really, if they don't have puff buttons the front on it has to be after 1846. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3628 And here you get the distinct impression that Cezanne was a clown 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3629 Even Monet's water lilies didn't squirt like these! 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
3630 This is from Bozo’s early period. 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
3631 You find this funny? I'll show you Funny! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3632 Yes, but the maniacal sadism….its somehow just missing. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3633 It doesn’t make me laugh either. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3634 Lacks substance 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3635 I don’t get it. Where’s the squirting water? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3636 They have it easy, they can be 'subjective' 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3637 Though I identify as clown/clownself, I believe he is making quite the mockery of us all. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3638 Definitely Picasso’s bloon period 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
3639 What the actual duck? 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
3640 This would have been much more compelling if the artist had painted on black velvet. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3641 Yes, but canvas lacks the unique texture of velvet... 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3642 This is incredible! I just don’t know why no one takes you seriously as an artist. 1.1310 0.05019 84 77 3 4
3643 A red nose strategically placed would greatly enhance the aesthetic appeal. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3644 Yeah, but could he juggle? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3645 I think Gacy got it right. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3646 Reminds me of the Bad Old Days. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3647 It’s lacking humor. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3648 I like my portrait by Picasso better. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3649 Good use of makeup and small cars, don't you think? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3650 Sure, it kind of looks like him, but don’t you think that’s a little mean? 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3651 Vibrant and joyful yes but somehow missing the sadness. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3652 Laugh or cry? 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
3653 Where's a pie-thrower when you need one? 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
3654 Our kid could have done that. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
3655 Impressionism or Expressionism? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3656 don’t look, but did you notice that guy back there? with the wingtips? dude, i swear to god i blew that guy at a truck stop. 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
3657 That's what you look like without the costume 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3658 He was like the Bozo of Impressionism — one of the masters.” 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3659 It would look better the other way up 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3660 I’ve never felt so unrepresented. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3661 Sadly, this art doesn't appeal to my funny bone. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3662 It's as if Modigliani painted the Elephant Man's sister. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3663 This one... just doesn't bring a tear to my eye. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3664 I bet you I could have had Mona Lisa smiling with just my juggling. 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
3665 She’s so talented it’s not funny. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3666 I find it difficult to take this seriously. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3667 It's the brush strokes, not the nose. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3668 I don't know if it makes me feel happy or sad. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3669 I think my hand is stuck. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3670 It’s garbage 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3671 MOMA - and they call us clowns. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3672 Pure crap! Not a single number! 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
3673 And people think clowns are scary... 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3674 It's actually quite hilarious. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3675 What's the name of that guy again, something about suckers? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3676 It lacks sproing! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3677 I like it too but there is no room to take it in our car 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3678 Yes, I now understand that Red Nose Day is not observed in full costume. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3679 Those upturned edges of the subject's mouth suggest the artist's surrealism influence. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3680 Our art is deemed unworthy while a museum enshrines these mediocrities. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3681 1. So, what's this Bozo trying to say? 2. Yes, it's art but is it funny? 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3682 I may not no what I like, but I know art. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3683 These Realism paintings just don't speak to me. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3684 I just don’t understand what’s “funny” about this? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3685 'lunch break is over, we'd better get back to the House' 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3686 Hey, it doesn’t look like you, per se, but at least he captured your inner clown! 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3687 To me this was Slappy's best work before the usage of go-karts and water squirting flowers. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3688 Funny museum 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3689 The lack of shaving cream and silly string is laughable. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
3690 But can you juggle raw emotion?” 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3691 Don’t you think he did a great job on my nose, but my hair needed more work. 1.1296 0.04179 108 98 6 4
3692 These clowns think they are artists! 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
3693 This one's called: 'It started out as hobby. Then an influencer liked it. Now I'm rich.' 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
3694 I particularly like this non-threatening pre-"IT" work a la Clarabelle. Note how the subtle eye liner and mascara softens the face. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3695 curiously, its not funny at all. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3696 It’s from my black velvet period. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3697 This is a picture of NYC .It’s a three ring circus.Bunch of clowns out there. I wouldn’t pay two cents to buy a painting of this 1.1294 0.05236 85 79 1 5
3698 The impression I get is- they don't have a funny bone in their body. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3699 This should be in the Musé Augusté. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3700 It’s no reflection on us if Post-Expressionism has filtered down to his later works 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3701 What a joke. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3702 Broadly appealing but not high art. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3703 I liked his Rodeo Period better 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3704 How does this artist expect to be taken seriously. 1.1290 0.03792 124 112 8 4
3705 What "regular person" painted this? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3706 I just don't see how it's funny. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3707 I feel that it lacks gravitas. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3708 It is trying hard to capture the absurdity of life, but really misses the point. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3709 My red nose says that snot art! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3710 It’s all a circus act really 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3711 You can see the depth one goes for expression! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3712 Why do they always try to make us look sad? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3713 Of course they display a painting of Buffalo Bob with Howdy Doody ... But do they do that for Clarabell the Clown?!? Heck no! Goodbye, kids. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3714 That is a really bad likeness of your mother!! 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3715 This is called art, but when I do it, it's called a circus act. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3716 This is silly 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3717 What a waste of food, throwing it at this lot. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3718 Yeah, that Beppo portrait. George Stubbs .. He could even make YOU look like a spaniel. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3719 It was initially colorized and then everything changed. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
3720 So- Do you really think that this the place for Performance Art? 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3721 The nose is very unrealistic. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3722 I thought she was just clowning around. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3723 Not funny haha, funny dross. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3724 This one is called Oppenheimer's Dream." 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3725 It's a rather blaring study in greasepaint entitled "Smelly Crowd." 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3726 How many paintbrushes do you think he juggled to create this? 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3727 It seems like the artist is trying too hard to be provocative. The result is just gaudy and farcical. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3728 See, I told you circus art is a thing! 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3729 … yet, despite the crude brushwork, the essence remains: balloons. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3730 Derivative of Oberstein, and not even his funny period. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3731 Bozo is just a shadow of his former self. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3732 Apparently Bozo used his own face paint on all these self portraits. Retirement must be nice. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
3733 I don't like the way he did the nose 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
3734 It's pretty good, but the nose is woefully deficient. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
3735 It's nice but not on the level of a Red Skelton painting 1.1282 0.05276 78 72 2 4
3736 I’ve seen better painting on children’s faces. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3737 Am I the only one that thinks a painting of a mime speaks to them? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3738 Where is the pathos? Where is the broadly demonstrative physical comedy barely masking a deeply seated dread? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3739 This is my more sombre period. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3740 Vacationing Americans on tour of Europe. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3741 I prefer Mom art to Pop art. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3742 The shocking colors. The grotesque figures. The sense of some hidden evil in there. I don't know how anyone could not be frightened by it. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3743 I agree. I much prefer those creepy clown pictures. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
3744 This painting lacks gravitas don't you think? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3745 Gee imagine doing that for a living 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
3746 Art?? Juggling 5 poodles. Now that's art! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3747 Still, no work of art is complete without a unicycle. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3748 Who's the bigger clown, this artist or me? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3749 What a clown! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3750 Maybe it’s just me, but it seems both joyous AND disconcerting. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3751 It doesn’t really speak to me the way clowning does. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3752 But is it tomfoolery?” 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3753 House Republicans proudly examine their recent works while dressed in their finest garments. The work in question titled “Self Portrait.” 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3754 I don't get it; my sad inner child yearning to be taken seriously but scared of being vulnerable could have painted this. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3755 Modern art always looks so ridiculous 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3756 They got my buttons and hair right but my nose is all wrong. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3757 This painting was recovered intact from a VW Bettle with 17 clowns in it 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3758 Pfft…I have more talent in my left shoe. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3759 Let’s pretend this date isn’t a waste of our time.. you say you won’t hurt me & I’ll believe you. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3760 Some like it Not 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3761 There seems to be more clowns then we know of 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3762 ...and this is from my impressions phase. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3763 I thought this event would be more of a media circus 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3764 Do you see how you just can't tell if it's a happy or sad clown? Reply: Nah, that's just Donald Trump 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3765 I wonder what BOZO thought of this .... 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3766 Does he think he’s trying to be funny? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3767 It did not capture my good side. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3768 My problem is that this artist never took his craft seriously. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3769 I’m as much an impressionist as the next guy, but at least I didn’t do it for the Monet. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3770 if it wasn't for clowning, I'd never be able to pay off my art history major 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3771 Does he have a headache? Did he cut his finger? Is there any way we can help him? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3772 What was he thinking? It's not even funny. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3773 I get where she was going, but, still, I just have to ask, is it funny? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3774 I can’t decide if it’s scary or sad. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
3775 There is nothing funny about that nose. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3776 Le fantastique is OK, I just prefer realism. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3777 Did you see the asking price on this one? And they call us clowns. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3778 It's from his blue period, depicting his mistress during her red period. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3779 Want to split a cab home? The clown car’s not for me. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3780 This? Over my balloons? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3781 That doesn’t look anything like me. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3782 This one's called 'Crying on the outside, laughing on the inside'. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3783 It’s not very performative 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3784 Artist? More like ‘fartist’, am I right? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3785 I call it, Smudged Makeup: the Story of My Life. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3786 This art is such a joke! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3787 I think the nose could use more red. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3788 This is an early work from an era when our ancestors were still trapped in tiny cars to the delight of the masses. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3789 Maybe we should have dressed better for this place! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3790 Oh world re-NOWNed artist. That makes more sense. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3791 How is it that these artist earn more by making them frown. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3792 Today's artists are so... comical. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3793 It's about how life is fleeting, and how you could get trampled to death at any rodeo. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3794 Humor is in the eye of the beholder. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3795 You be the judge. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3796 Yes, indeed..the nose knows good art. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3797 Some artists are just desperate for attention. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3798 Yet another comedy sketch 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3799 For many years Impressionism was seen as a trivial joke. But in time it was seen for its serious contribution to modern comedy. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3800 I wouldn't call it art as much as just entertainment. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3801 It’s missing perspective. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3802 It reminds me of Roz Chast's early work. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3803 From my perspective, this is trop serieuse. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3804 I just don't like the lack of realism. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3805 I feel l like the artist doesn't take us seriously 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3806 I told you artists clown around but aren't funny like us. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3807 Do you have any cracker jacks? 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3808 Not just any clown could paint this... 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
3809 I find it difficult to see the humor in this artist’s work. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3810 Ah, Ies Boz-Artes... 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3811 This artist's attempt at monolithic abstract impressionism is comical. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
3812 Let's throw soup om this ome. That otta get a laugh! 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3813 We're supposed to take this return to figurative art seriously? 1.1262 0.04293 103 94 5 4
3814 Haven't seen a smiling one before. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3815 Here, the artist says that nothing is as it seems. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
3816 This was the start of his blue nose period. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3817 Who do these clowns think they are? 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
3818 It's really clownish -- and I don't mean that in the good way. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3819 Its so serious! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3820 The depth of this escapes me. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3821 This is not a serious artist. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3822 It’s all in the eye of the beholder! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3823 You know what's funny? Well, I can't come up with a caption for this painting either. 1.1261 0.04267 111 102 4 5
3824 Remember how culturally relevant we felt at the Kusama exhibit? 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
3825 So anyways, then I said, but Doctor… 1.1261 0.03877 119 108 7 4
3826 This clown is so reductive. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
3827 doesn't look much like him 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
3828 The nose is so unrealistic. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3829 He was a great circus clown. Too bad he was eaten by a circus lion. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3830 I find his use of color too jarring. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3831 Who told you this was a costume event? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3832 Here is the original commemorative poster of my winning the first Clown Car Grand Prix. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3833 Is he clowning around! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3834 George, would you quit clowning around? Cutting off your ear will not make you famous right now. That happens after the end. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3835 I like it, but no way it would fit in the car. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3836 But clowns painting famous artists on black velvet? It’s so gauche. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
3837 It's so bad I might laugh and have to slap myself. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3838 This must haver been painted before they knew we're already here 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3839 Two seltzer bottles couldn't help this one. 1.1250 0.03032 120 105 15 0
3840 , . 1.1250 0.04253 104 95 5 4
3841 Are we supposed to take this seriously? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3842 I always think these are scary and slightly creepy. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3843 I don’t know who they think they’re fooling. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3844 You call this art? Anybody at work could have done this! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3845 From my Large Red Nose Period. Notice my total disregard for staying in the lines. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3846 Do you ever wonder whether there’s a positive or an inverse relationship between subtlety and beauty? 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3847 This ersatz artist is such a slave to his limited palette. Just look at those blue lips and the red nose. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3848 He was the 45th & 47th president. Greatest of our kind. Never liked that he used orange instead of white for face paint. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3849 Can you believe it? This got more laughs than our routine! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3850 That’s the problem; there’s no humor in any of these paintings! 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3851 I just knew Bozo would finally make it big. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3852 I painted this 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3853 Classical Impressionism in 2024? What a joke. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3854 They call our worthy clowning art silly, and this nonsense is supposed to be art? 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3855 I could you see us hanging this in our trailer. 1.1250 0.04253 104 95 5 4
3856 This is my ex-wife’s work. Why we split I’ll never know. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3857 It lacks a certain seriousness. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3858 Now, this artist really captured the essence of our noses...the huge red roundness and honkability they must be! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3859 It's like a bad existential joke. What clown did this? 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3860 There was a time when you could get away with that. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3861 This might be a fallus 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3862 This is by that great Italian Master Punchinello. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3863 How can anyone call this serious art? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3864 No, I really think this one looks like Red Skelton. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3865 I can make a snail balloon better than this. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3866 What a joke, this so-called artist can't even draw a nose right! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3867 Nice, but It could use some grease paint. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3868 I prefer something more naturalistic. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3869 The funny thing is, your Mother was very different! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3870 I can’t respect the work of an artist who isn’t serious! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3871 His shoes aren't big enough! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3872 This one doesn't quite fit with the rest. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3873 Worst funhouse mirrors I’ve ever seen 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3874 Ugh. That ‘Flapjack’ is such a crybaby. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3875 All I'm saying is her smile would be less ambiguous if she had face paint on. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
3876 How am I supposed to juggle three of these? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3877 I’m more of a mixed media guy, myself. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3878 Is it just me, or does this guy take himself way too seriously? 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
3879 This art is worse than when that kid vomited on the birthday cake. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3880 Not your best likeness! 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3881 That's playful? Gimme a break. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3882 Scary good. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3883 I am jealous; people take only one look at this, and they burst out laughing. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3884 Binky's work has a dark side; I tell ya, it just gives me the creeps. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3885 Wouldn't you agree it has a, Bozo-esque, type of gravitas? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3886 She is my mother, but I do not look like her. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3887 I'm not one to judge the merits of different art forms, but has a painting ever made anyone laugh so hard they spilled their popcorn. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3888 I simply can't take this artist's work seriously. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3889 The artist is way too serious. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3890 These clowns think they know art? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3891 Is this supposed to amuse me? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3892 They didn’t clown around! 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3893 What do you think, Don? “Joe, I prefer prints over originals. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3894 What kind of a clown drew this? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3895 When do we have to be back for the Elephant Parade? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3896 ...and that was my 'Seltzer Down My Pants' period." 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
3897 I swear that dragon behind them is singing “Stuck in the middle” 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
3898 I didn't know Bozo was a talented artist too! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3899 The artist had her dress up like a real person. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3900 I wish I could get ten million for one of my balloon animals. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3901 The artist can’t even paint a nose correctly! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3902 It’s entitled, ‘Hello, Dali,’ but, to me, it looks nothing like Streisand. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3903 This one is from my Sarasota period. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3904 Such subtlety. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3905 I used to know a guy like that, with a nose in the middle of his forehead and eyes and ears here and there. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3906 It's called "Chuckles," but I don't see the likeness. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3907 And this is the painting of a dentist I have hanging in my tent. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3908 That is Uncle Vitalli - He sang the lead role in Pagliacci at the Met in 1937. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3909 I kinda like the cans on the ceiling better. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3910 I'll have what she's having 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3911 1200 dollars? It isn't even velvet. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3912 Looks kind of scary but I think it's supposed to be funny. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3913 Most of this art seems a bit precocious. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3914 The artist clearly has a fear of clowns. 1.1228 0.03968 114 104 6 4
3915 It's OK, but my favorite painting is Dogs Playing Poker on felt. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3916 There's definitely something to be said for low-brow art, though I doubt it belongs in a museum, 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
3917 Cheeky, don't you think? 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3918 A sad, washed out and understated representation of life that's lacking the colorful expression necessary to satisfy my taste. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3919 This one's not funny either. Why are all the noses so small? 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3920 I just think a cake in the face what have added another dimension 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3921 I'm not into cubism ... it makes noses too pointed! 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
3922 Too you. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3923 How is this clown’s work even hanging on the wall here? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3924 It has a hidden clue about Taylor Swift's next song. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3925 Seriously, this guy looks like a real Bozo. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3926 A slight resemblance to Daffy Duck. 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
3927 I can never tell. Is the humor too subtle? Or is it me? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3928 Garbage. It’s quite clownish. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3929 I would say he was just clowning around and someone took him seriously! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3930 I love the artist’s use of negative space. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3931 If you ask me, these new paintings are a joke. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3932 I could paint a face better than that! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3933 Look how small the nose is. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3934 Most people don't know that my great-grandfather was a circus clown before he went into politics and eventually became President of the United States. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3935 I feel like I’ve been staring at this picture for a week and I just have nothing to say. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3936 There's something funny about this one. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3937 Spotlight on Circa It. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3938 On the outside it appears to be a happy banana. But on the inside it's sadly ripening to no purpose. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3939 You were always Pablo's favorite. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3940 I don't get it. Perhaps if it was shown with the sound effects. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3941 It just lacks seriousness. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3942 Look at this. Any clown can call themselves an artist these days. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3943 Is painting Elvis on black velour supposed to be art? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3944 A bit ‘on the nose’ for my taste 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3945 Your work lacks true joy 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3946 Payaso really pioneered the ballonism movement. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3947 You have to ask yourself, "Why doesn't he have puff balls on his tummy?" 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3948 The critic who called this work a joke obviously doesn’t know jokes! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3949 Oh hey, I did her birthday party! 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3950 It may come as a shock to you, but the ruff was not at all funny in those days 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3951 You always just see what you want to see!! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3952 Whatever happened to art that made people laugh? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3953 It's a little too silly for my taste. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3954 No car? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3955 - "It says 'The Mirror of Erised'" - "You gotta be kidding me" 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
3956 That price is hard to juggle. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3957 I absolutely loathe how the artist treats the subject matter so frivolously. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3958 I'd rather look at thirty-seven and a half clowns getting out of a really small car. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
3959 It looks as though the artist started with painting "Dogs playing poker," then changed his mind and ended up with this crap. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3960 Can you believe some clown calls this art? 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3961 Truly, a showman of his time. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3962 Don't you find these portraits of pediatricians terrifying? 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
3963 They said there was an undercurrent of whimsy and joy in this collection but I just don't see it. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3964 The banana taped to the wall got more laughs out of me than this clown. 1.1215 0.04138 107 98 5 4
3965 He's a master of light and five o'clock shadow. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3966 They must really think we're clowns if they are calling this art! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3967 It is just a small car. I thought you said that you painted the entire family. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3968 ... and then the duck thought for a moment and said, 'You don't come here for the hunting, do you?' 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3969 Fine but you can't ride an exploding bicycle in that dress. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3970 So lifelike, like it could honk a horn or slap a pie in my face. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3971 I mean, just look at it. Does the artist really expect us to take this seriously? 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3972 Wanna come over tonight for sushi and Netflix? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3973 Scary! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3974 I painted this just before I ran away from home. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3975 I’m sorry, but I think any Bozo could have done this one. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3976 Nobody respects me. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3977 Well, I guess not everyone has been to a circus. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3978 Look, we throw a couple of pies, and everyone has a good laugh. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3979 Sure, but what about the didactic? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3980 I'm drawn to art with a playful nature. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3981 This makes me sad! I don't think I can do clowning anymore! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3982 The artist’s name is Chuckles. Unsurprisingly, he prefers less negative space. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3983 Caravaggio doesn't get enough credit for his ability to terrify children. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3984 I disagree….there’s only one clown I know of who could paint that. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3985 It's cliche, I know. But it brings me to tears 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3986 This guy can’t be serious! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3987 Now that’s just sad to look at! Isn’t it? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3988 This painting is of my friend named Art. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3989 I don't know....I think the nose is a little off. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3990 Personally, I think his blue period is misunderstood. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3991 Note Boffo’s overemphasis on Cream Pies, he got a lovely stippling using his nose though. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3992 I’ve seen better faces painted in the mirror. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3993 I especially appreciate the flaming bright oranges and fuschias... 1.1207 0.03038 116 102 14 0
3994 I’m getting so many new ideas for balloon animals. 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
3995 See . . . there just isn't anything funny about this. I would say it is not even remotely humorous. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3996 Once again, nobody who looks like me. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3997 I was trying to paint while juggling three bowling pins 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3998 Maybe if we were scary clowns we would get it. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3999 Whoa, have humans really evolved THAT much? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4000 She did her MFA at a very prestigious clown college. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4001 This painting, akin to snug jeans with sandals, fits my taste for subtlety 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4002 A kid’s birthday party could’ve drawn that. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4003 It’s just a sideshow 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4004 It's a compelling example of postmodern expressionism. But it can use more clown white. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
4005 John Wayne Gacey depicts the clown culture in a morbid light 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4006 They call that fine art? Any clown could have painted that! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4007 I told you it wouldn’t fit inside the Volkswagen.” 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4008 Are they trying to make you laugh with these ridiculous paintings? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
4009 Oh don’t be so critical not everyone can be authentic 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4010 The Old Masters suffer from a distinct lack of honk-honk, don't you think? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4011 Completed during the artist’s Clowning Around period, it depicts a certain sorrow behind a facade of silliness and fun. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4012 Not bad for an Oberstein, but I prefer Red Skelton. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4013 And this is the big picture. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4014 Right. You make a distraction and I’ll tuck it into my shoe. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4015 The nose is funny. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4016 Try as they might, no artist can evoke the exuberant laughter of children. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4017 And here again: No clowns. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4018 What do you mean it looks funny? Funny how? 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
4019 I've seen better face painting at a hockey game. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4020 This stain represents clowns in the government 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4021 Yeah..........Like someone would actually acknowledge our 'life imitates art' critique. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4022 xyz 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4023 And they say that we look funny... 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4024 I mean, it's not a tiger jumping through a flaming ring, but I like it." 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4025 it makes me cry 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4026 …one to watch… & not just for bringing velvet back… 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4027 It's called "Laughter Within!" 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4028 Art interpretation makes me feel like a clown. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4029 Well, I think it's supposed to be surrealism. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4030 The colors are just too much! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4031 Such a tragic mask of the artist's true emotions... 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4032 I love coming here during Emmett Kelly week.” 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4033 Art Shmart 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4034 It seems a bit pretentious, like the artist is hiding behind a mask which is really not my style of art." 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4035 Where’s the humor in this? 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4036 I just love mansplaining. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4037 . I call it, "Existential journey: Bozo to Bezos" 1.1196 0.04596 92 85 3 4
4038 I call this the subtle art of pie throwing, a commentary on our current political landscape. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4039 No one was there to make ME laugh, so I became Pagliacci the Art Critic. 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
4040 Absolutely no humor. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4041 Any clown can see its beauty. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4042 Abstract Impressionism I guess, but wouldn’t one clown add so much to this? 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4043 Don't you agree ...THIS is your Dad's best self portrait yet. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4044 Those Easter Islanders had no sense of humor. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4045 Who are they kidding? This isn’t Funny. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4046 This guy is a true master — the Bozo of the art world. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4047 Do they think this is funny? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4048 Don't you hate it when people take life seriously? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4049 The founder of our clown college titled his self portrait, “Angry Orange-Wigged Political Clown.” 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4050 Just pretend to like this art until that normie stops trying to talk to us. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4051 C'est vraiment magnifique! The true essence of man. Squeezable red nose aside, it lacks nothing. La beauté au-delà des mots! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4052 It's captioned Ronald and the Golden Arches. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4053 I find that it's not interesting without the use of clowns and cartoons in a meta metaphor... 1.1190 0.03670 126 115 7 4
4054 It’s clever and a little playful but definitely not original 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4055 I thought they said it would be a clown show. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4056 Velvet would have been a better choice than canvas. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4057 I don't see the joy in it 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4058 It's visually impressive but lacks depth. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4059 Y'know what Boinky, I think it's time to get a real job. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4060 This work is by a relatively new artist, Sendinda Klownz 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4061 These colors look a little funny to me. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4062 They call this the wet-on-wet technique. Where's the squirting flowers? 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4063 Now this one's just goofy. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4064 It was his black velvet portrait period. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4065 I just don't get his Blue Period 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
4066 'This disguise is perfect....now let's throw soup at it' 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4067 This painting’s a bit of a joke, really 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4068 Gee, Eric! This one looks a lot like me. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4069 I'm afraid of painting. 1.1183 0.04548 93 86 3 4
4070 If they only understood the true value of a red nose! 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4071 This is from his circus phase. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4072 They really should not have presumed an emotion on that face." or "Who is that Clown!? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4073 Sorry, I thought it was the congressional gallery.,., 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4074 I, on the other hand, have supreme juggling skills... 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4075 Did you give the Uber your name? 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4076 Notice how wherever you go, the whoopee cushion follows you. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4077 To me, it's missing a certain je ne sais black velvet. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4078 He spells it Beaujois when he does his art. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4079 Isn't it great that they're not covered with reflective glass? 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4080 Pierrot, Pierrot, Pierrot! I'm tired of all this body shaming! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4081 Funny thing is, all I can see is a cream pie. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4082 Personally, I always preferred the work of Emmett over Ellsworth. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4083 I can't take her recent work seriously. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4084 Not wearing nearly enough makeup, and what did they do, bind his feet? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4085 Amazing! I want the whole collection! Don’t worry about shipping. I can fit them all in my car. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4086 Hey, Pag—remind me why that doctor said this was a good idea? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4087 This one is NOT my favorite. It’s called “When the Town left the Circus”. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
4088 They call that a smile? 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
4089 I feel like today's Art Market leans into the Clown more than the Sad. 1.1176 0.04854 85 79 2 4
4090 I feel the artist is hiding something. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4091 How can anybody take this "modern art" seriously? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4092 Just remember... someday Bozo Art will be as valuable as Beaux Arts. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4093 I have to admit, I am jealous of Trump’s look. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4094 Does this one scare you somehow? 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4095 I don’t like that I can’t tell whether she is smiling or not. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4096 Don’t turn around, but some normals just came into the gallery 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4097 Half a balloon and a big shoe on his hand. I don't get Picasso. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4098 In his late-period work is much more mature and confident. It's like he's telling us, "the bodies are all in the basement." 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4099 It feels like they're mocking us. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4100 I don't get it ⁉️ 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4101 I like his early pieces, some people say he was a clown 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4102 You never told me that your ancestors were so distingished! 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4103 What Bozo admitted this piece? 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4104 Sadly, it screams Emmett Kelly to me. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4105 I think it is supposed to represent Send In The Clowns . 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4106 Let's jump back before we get framed. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4107 This guy thinks he's an artist? What a clown! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4108 The emperor’s new clothes…. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4109 The execution is flawless, the composition intrigues, but I have trouble seeing the avowed irony. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4110 This is a pre-bozoian piece… as you can see he really was ahead of his time. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
4111 So you’re telling me expressionism isn’t the same as miming? 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
4112 If the portrait had a clown nose, then I would consider it serious art. 1.1171 0.03783 111 101 7 3
4113 The angst it conveys echoes my professional pathos. 1.1171 0.03783 111 101 7 3
4114 Now this one just isn't funny, right? 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4115 I could paint something better than these clowns. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4116 Since everyone is asking, I’ll just tell them that I’m the clown who painted this one. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4117 It's called "Hiding behind the tears of a clown." 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4118 Barnum Biennial. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4119 I always tell my graduate students that you have to spend time with a painting in order to get past your first impressions and penetrate to the artist's deeper meanings. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4120 I could paint better than this Bozo with my seltzer bottle. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4121 Interesting title: 'Send in the Clowns.' 1.1170 0.04501 94 87 3 4
4122 The raw emotion hits one like a pie in the face. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4123 I haven’t seen something this derivative since Koons. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4124 I'm afraid that wearing this crazy costume has not helped me get a new perspective on this art! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4125 This is from his 3-button series. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4126 This artwork just isn’t IT. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4127 Do you REALLY think a third party guy could beat either of us? 1.1170 0.04501 94 87 3 4
4128 Aunt Bessie before she came out. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4129 The nose is not round enough. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4130 I just love that shade of red on his nose. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4131 Sure it's eye-catching, but it lacks a certain sophistication. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4132 Where's the color? Where's the fizz? 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4133 The theme is a bit foolish! 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4134 Call me a bozo, but I just see an empty jester. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
4135 Personally, I have a phobia of this kinda stuff. Scares the crap out of me! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4136 A local circus is less clownish! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4137 What pretense! My make-up clean off towel is better than this. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4138 Ok. So it has a balanced perspective and intriguing subject, but is it funny? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4139 Come on now - my kid could do better than that! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4140 Surrealism is really up my alley. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4141 Underneath it all, it seems really sad. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4142 Dude, check it: they put up my art. I'm selling it for a cool million. I signed it Banksy. Who's gonna call me out? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4143 Are you sure this is a clown ? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4144 He thinks we can't see the rage underneath that paint. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4145 That is my painting of Red Skelton, or Donnie Trump. I do not remember which for sure. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4146 I wish I had brought my air horn. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4147 I am telling you, it won’t fit in the car! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4148 So you see Greg the vectoring on the why axis created this masterpiece using 1970s Spirograph logic based LLM models 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
4149 Seems a bit garish. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4150 I just don’t get it, Sam. Where’s the nose, the outfit, the cheeks. Van Gogh’s got it all wrong… 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4151 Where are the clowns ,well maybe next year.. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4152 I think portraits like this one are all surface, no depth. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4153 Frida's nose looks unnatural to me. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4154 Funny how? Like I amuse you? 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4155 If I have to explain it to you, it wont be funny 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4156 This painting speaks to me as an existential homage to a humourless world. 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
4157 What clown painted this mess?! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4158 Art should make you laugh, don’t you agree? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4159 The artist who painted this cut his ear off. What a clown. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4160 Look at this clown! The nose is all wrong and I can't even tell if he's smiling or crying. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4161 Ah yes, and here's a classic one of my great grandfather Edward Bozonski. You can see the resemblance in his nose and hairline. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4162 Like all the rest, this too is too-two-dimensional. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4163 "What I'm missing is the soul stirring ennui of our sad-faced brethren." 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4164 This one could also be a balloon animal. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4165 Rather stuffy isn't she?? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4166 I just miss a little good old fashioned realism. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4167 yeah, the red nose is a powerful metaphor, but all the same reductionist 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4168 The use of colour - it makes me feel funny. 1.1157 0.03558 121 110 8 3
4169 What do you think Hannah Gadsby would say? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4170 Let's just say I'm really putting my English degree to work. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4171 If that’s art, then I’m a Ringling Brothers clown. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4172 And I though we were jokes. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4173 Why do so many artists think clowns always need to be smiling? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4174 Not only did I paint this picture, but I'm proud to say it has a Ringling endorsement! 1.1154 0.03938 104 95 6 3
4175 It's like the artist took a pie to the face and called it high art! 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4176 Four years of art college and they can’t even paint a face. 1.1154 0.04169 104 96 4 4
4177 I was clowning around for this one. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4178 Expressionism? Surely, you jest! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4179 Stop clowning around. This is serious business. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4180 But is it funny "ha ha" or funny peculiar? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4181 In his later work, he experimented with banana cream, lemon meringue and assorted custards. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4182 This is so clownish. What serious collector would even want this? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4183 Delightfully incongruent or incongruently delightful? I can't quite tell. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4184 It’s not Emmett Kelly, but I like it anyway. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4185 12 guys get out of the beetle, he was always the last out, thought he was somebody, but as far as I can tell, he paints like a Bozo. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4186 Shall we pretend to chuck a big tin of paint over it? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4187 The shoes are too small. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4188 Nedda and Silvio rendezvous for the last time during a Pagliacci intermission. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4189 It really questions and takes on Clown's in-Buffoonery to Clown. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4190 I’ve been told that this is an original Bozo! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4191 I guess Whistler’s mother wasn’t really into slapstick and red noses 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4192 It's good, but it's not got the subtlety of a pie to the face. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4193 It’ll fit in the van, but I still think all black with balaclavas would be a better disguise. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4194 I fell like the eyes are following me everywhere I go. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4195 I would say my kid could do that, but I don't think they could. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4196 This frightens me! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4197 My doctor advised me to come and view this painting, as it evokes a great sense of joy - but I am the artist 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4198 I love how it provokes the conception of the introspectionality of non-objecthood 1.1143 0.03902 105 96 6 3
4199 Pennywise is such a dark artist. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4200 Isn't the juxtaposition of the comedic and the formal a bit overdone? 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4201 The artist's last piece—entitled, "A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants." And it's no laughing matter. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4202 It portrays a negative impression of our profession 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4203 See, it looks like a pipe, but it's actually just a representation. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4204 I don't think he's captured the real you. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4205 I don't know the painter, but he certainly was no Bozo. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4206 Quit taking it personally, Coco. It's a comment on stunt-oriented acts in general. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4207 Picassos really freak me out. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4208 The mask the artist painted hides the subject's pain. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4209 It's missing the baloon effect. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4210 That reminds me - we have to do a careful headcount before we go back to the car. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4211 I would never buy this one. It looks like it was done by a clown. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4212 We studied this particular artist in clown college. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4213 Is this supposed to make me laugh??? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4214 Omg! Is this a joke? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4215 Her nose seems too small if you ask me. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4216 If we couldn’t tell the difference between a jester and a clown, we’d be bozos. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4217 While a wonderful endorsement of the struggle to create beauty in an indifferent world, sadly, it still fails to elicit a solitary tear." 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4218 And this one is a self-portrait from when I was 20. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4219 Now this is the one. Wouldn't this look perfect hanging from the trapeze? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4220 Pagliacci. So Kafkaesque. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4221 This is a fine example of what we bring to our work: subtlety, nuance, depth. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4222 This is a hard one…It’s surreally not funny. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4223 It does look like an abstract, but, no—funny enough—he’d just watched his wife be sucked into an escalator. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4224 It's both humbling and offensive. It's beautiful and grotesque. That, my dear Doodle Bop, is the paradox we call the very first velvet painting. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4225 The balls don’t show movement and that tear on his check, please, give me a break. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4226 I can't read what her facial expression is trying to say. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4227 It's nice, but could he make a ballon animal, on demand, in front of a bunch of snot nosed eight year olds? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4228 Peel away the layers to get to the essence, they say. What a joke. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
4229 Not only is it sad. It's not even a clown. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
4230 …and thats 45. he was the worst clown ever… 1.1132 0.04093 106 98 4 4
4231 I don't know how he did it. He had such big shoes to fill. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4232 It seems happy at a glance, but when you look closer, it exudes infinite sadness. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4233 Two democrats 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4234 They say that round red noses are the hardest features to paint. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4235 Any Bozo could do that--including me. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4236 Maybe we can entertain the crowd with abstract paintings while we are juggling. That would be more fun and productive! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4237 As you can see, our faces have more paint than this Canvas. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4238 I just don't find anything "merry" about Andrew Wyeth paintings. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4239 MOMA's new Red Skelton Wing quickly became a huge draw for clowns from around the world. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
4240 All lines, but no punches. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4241 Yes, it’s titled “Nude Falling Down a Staircase,” but why does the nude have to be a clown? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4242 This piece pulls hundreds of emotions out of me from a place that looks like it could hold two, maybe three emotions at most. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4243 But can it also do birthday parties? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4244 What a joke, I see why they called every fart critic in town. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4245 Better than the mime exhibit last month. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4246 I understand that it's neo-realism, but a spritz of seltzer wouldn't hurt. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4247 The kids now days never heard of Emit Kelly! But you've got to admit, Red Skelton is a hell of a painter. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4248 Profound? Yeah, whatever, maybe, I dunno. But funny? Obviously not. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4249 Who ever heard of a gallery launch that WASN'T a costume party? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4250 They were all anorexic back then 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4251 In my opinion Rudy, neither Clara-belle nor Bozo would be impressed” 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4252 These must have been painted by clowns. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4253 It's funny I was thinking the same thing. It's gotta be a fake. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4254 I hear you, but does it make you laugh? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4255 Based on the price, this guy could teach us a thing or two. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4256 Totally blew the carnival barker’s profile 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4257 While I can appreciate the artist's use of light and texture, I just don't find it funny at all. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4258 See what I mean? There's nothing funny about any of this. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4259 As an artist, I find that he takes himself too seriously. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4260 You see chuckles the blue square represents your life and the red circle on top represents your clownhood. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4261 There's a guy in a suit looking at a piece of sculpture behind us. Let's go bite him. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4262 One person inside of a car? He's a master of imagination. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4263 The good old days, Mildred; and here's Mr. Barnum and that's me in the background and I was the life of the show. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4264 Maybe I'm missing something, but I still feel like painting on a kid's face is more impressive. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4265 Eww! Lé disguisting. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4266 This is so derivative. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4267 Yeah, I also tried out for "The Joker", but Joaquin nailed it. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4268 Some people take things seriously! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4269 It's beautiful, but it doesn't make me laugh. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4270 Meh. I thought this guy's work was supposed to be funny. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4271 Are we re we supposed to laugh, or is this supposed to be serious? 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4272 i wonder who picasso's model was? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4273 What derivative kitsch. This is supposed to inspire my killing sprees? 1.1122 0.04323 98 91 3 4
4274 Her art makes me so emotional. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4275 This one's of Clarabell and the one in the room in the back is Howdy Doody himself. Robert Jablon 202-333-5332/202669-4820 rcjablon@aol.com/robert.jablon@spiegelmcd.com 1.1122 0.04072 98 90 5 3
4276 So, yeah, I did a year at Ringling before I got serious and enrolled in Clown College. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4277 And some people call us scary! 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4278 It doesn’t speak to our ethos or my pathos. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4279 Tusky does all his portraits from memory. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4280 Does this painting look funny to you? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4281 .com “This artist is obviously no clown!” 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4282 My balloon animal could paint that. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4283 This is a more serious period. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4284 It's so awful, I don't know whether to laugh or cry! 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
4285 They should have just went to clown school. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4286 See, this IS like a paediatric ward for adults. Grab your ukulele, let’s bring the joy here, too 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4287 No one cares about modern art these days. Where are the primary colors?! 1.1121 0.03413 116 105 9 2
4288 Where did this artist get their degree from, a fine arts school? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4289 I thought we were the Impressionists 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4290 I am of the opinion that Kusama missed out when he didn't make them squirt. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4291 All his works are too serious for my taste 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4292 The job description said "Art Critic" so I figured it was right up our alley. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4293 People compare this to Jeff Koons. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4294 To me, it evokes laughing on the outside, while crying on the inside. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4295 This is a jeke. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4296 Two art critics, not in disguise. 1.1111 0.04033 99 91 5 3
4297 I painted this trapeze artist on a bed of nails well before I met you. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4298 I don't get the pointillism of sending us in. Maybe we're standing too close. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4299 I love this one here. It captures the true essence of the circus of life. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4300 Yeah, and they can probably get 100 of these in a Volkswagen. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4301 Would it kill them to show one of us smiling just one time? 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4302 I bet he doesn't know how to juggle 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4303 It's not laughable. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4304 And this one is from the first time I posed nude back in the day. As you can see, I was in my best shape ever. I was able to juggle pins & balls without mixing them up. That's something to be proud of! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4305 To me, this evokes the splatter of banana cream pies. 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
4306 this is a terrible portrait of him. emmet kelly must be turning over in his grave. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4307 Test this scenario 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4308 I'm looking for something serious. 1.1111 0.04592 90 84 2 4
4309 I NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS A HARLEQUIN UNTIL JUST NOW 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4310 Sure, it's colorful. It's just not circusy enough. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4311 Some of these paintings show such a propensity for absurd antics. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4312 Lesser known neoimpressionistic circus work. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4313 It's a self-portrait. Me on the ground, you in mid-air. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4314 So I said to Melania," This picture's no good, it's not of me!" 1.1111 0.04033 99 91 5 3
4315 Don't look now but there are 3 people nearby and WOW are they dressed funny! 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
4316 Did I tell you Pierrot and Harlequin invited us to brunch on Sunday? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4317 I just don’t think it’s funny 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4318 And we're supposed to pull people in? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4319 I already told you, showing up to the exhibition dressed as a clown wasn’t going to make the visit any better. Your sister’s paintings are just as bad as they were yesterday. 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
4320 Sure, it's fine art, but wouldn't it look better with a clown nose on top? 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
4321 He’s saying ‘funny’ is existential with his broad brush strokes. Joel… Savannah, GA 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4322 Call me naive, but this John Wayne Gacy retrospective hasn't been the guiltless pleasure I was expecting... 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4323 It brings tears to my eyes. 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
4324 It’s all a bit silly isn’t it? 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
4325 Whoever painted this musta been a clown 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4326 I hate it when they say “Any clown can do this.” I have an advance degree and my works not selected by any major galories except my hometown Losers Louvre. 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
4327 This one I painted during my Happy Clown period. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4328 ...and then they put on a read nose and said, it is funny. So... 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
4329 This painting truly makes me feel like a clown. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4330 So where's the black velvet? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4331 Talk about kitsch....... 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4332 This one just a derivative of the clown meme 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4333 He really captured your je ne sais quoi! 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
4334 I could've painted that 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4335 We should spend 250 million dollars on this. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4336 I think his use of contrasts is derivative.' 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4337 Honestly? You think that’s funny? 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4338 Whatever happened to Real’? 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
4339 Any clown could paint better than this. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4340 This masterpiece is from the Jester period of the mid 1500s 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4341 This one also lacks any style or substance. As with most of this artist’s work, if it were slammed over my head with my face poking through the canvas, no one would laugh. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4342 Really? They consider this serious art? 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4343 This guy knows nothing about frightening people. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4344 You have to pay attention to how the paint was applied to her face. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4345 Do you really believe had he been named “Bozo” he would’ve been able to paint that? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4346 Clearly, not a serious artist. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4347 This motherfucker… 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
4348 It's a reaction against us. It is anti-hyperbolic. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4349 I think he takes his work too seriously. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4350 Hey man, what time is the clown bus coming again? People are staring. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4351 I said that in jest. You can jest cant you? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4352 This one reminds me of the time we tried to fit 15 of us in a Fiat. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4353 Thanks for walking with me. I couldn't stand to be in that clown car another minute. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4354 ... and to think abuelito had told him, "Anything but blue." 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4355 her colour scheme's a bit obvious 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4356 I don’t get it. It’s creepy not funny 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4357 Don’t fret. Every teen goes through a rebellious phase against their parents. Timmy’s always been such a bright boy, I just know he’ll find color again. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
4358 This is fine, but can he make a balloon animal? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4359 I think he looks more like your father than mine. See how serious he is? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4360 Weird! I mean just plain weird 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4361 I like this one… with a side of fafafafa fava beans. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4362 Of course it's a joke....everything's a joke. But, we're not fallin' for it! 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4363 I love it but will it fit in the clown car? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4364 This makes me so sad I feel like a cliché. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4365 It’s just not that funny 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4366 I always saw him as a surrealist, but this! So natural. So somber! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4367 I expect the presidential portrait for my second term to capture my fun side. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4368 And in this one the velvet is not black but navy blue. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4369 This is his most important piece from the "Exploding Shoes" period. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4370 The problem is, Pierre, that there's just no comedy in art these days. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
4371 A portrait with a single twisted eye and a nose on the forehead is really pushing the concept. 1.1091 0.03731 110 101 6 3
4372 Bozo looks so sad here. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
4373 I hear you, Barnaby. This painting makes me wish I brought my whoopee cushion for some artistic critique! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4374 I much prefer Picasso’s Joker” to this one. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4375 The pink lip paint was all wrong....but this is me! 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4376 I just can’t take this art seriously 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4377 It captures the truth beneath the frivolity I think. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4378 Why no balloons? 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4379 I don't get it... I guess it's kinda funny 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4380 I call this one the Mona Clowna. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4381 I don’t get it. This artist shows none of the humor that made him famous in our community. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4382 This taps in to my inner pagliaccio. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4383 See I told you so, there are no artists that clown around anymore. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4384 They make the most out of a break between the matinee and evening show. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4385 I'm detecting tears behind that smile. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4386 I think the ruff is better in this one. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4387 This artist is a real Bozo 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4388 Finally, a Chuck Oberstein exhibit. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4389 They said there is no clowning around in the museum 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4390 The "honk honk" is purely representional 1.1087 0.04221 92 85 4 3
4391 the thing is , these clowns just don't cut it. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4392 And this is another attempt of seriousness by Jim Carey. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4393 I was a shadow of my former self. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4394 It's really subtle in portraying Bozo's darker side. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4395 These are all from Pagliacci's famous blue period. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4396 It clearly speaks to the absurdity of existence. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4397 Bozo’s interpretation of Bear on tricycle is just simply transcending 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4398 Looks like one of our elephants left this! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4399 Nah, it has too much color. You know how I hate that. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4400 Still looks like cousin Fred to me. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4401 Well, in my opinion this painting is a ‘crock’ if you know what I mean! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4402 It doesn't say which two circa he was working at in 1923. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4403 ….should have painted it on black velvet! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4404 His use of chiaroscuro is unparalleled, but the greasepaint is strictly dilettante. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4405 that looks nothing like Bozo! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4406 The colors are beautiful but the subject too unbelievable… 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4407 It is hard to see the Comic in her. 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
4408 See why we would look more funny in Color. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4409 I think he could have used more green crayon on the eyebrows 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
4410 It's no Soir Bleu. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4411 Portrait in oil? Try one in twisted balloons! 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4412 I prefer abstract paintings. There's less clowning around. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4413 'And this here is my deeply personal abstract expression unmasking the experience of a contemporary clown..' 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4414 Who knew that the Ringling Museum had this kind of stuff? 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4415 It doesn't make me laugh. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4416 I painted this portrait during my heroic period. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4417 For some reason, this Beaux-Arts stuff always makes me think of work. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4418 This one’s objectively funny. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4419 It's called abstract art. Any clown with a paint brush can believe they're the next Picasso. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4420 Now this one’s an absolute joke! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4421 What clowns put this show together? They’re tripping over themselves looking for a deep meaning. It’s sad, creepy even. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4422 That's gotta be a joke, right? 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4423 The human face is just a more expressive medium. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4424 He's obsessed with small cars Of course! It's a Pablo Paggliacho 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4425 I SIMPLY FAIL TO SEE THE HUMOR... 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
4426 He's one of the best grease painters in the business. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4427 Rembrandt , knew how to depict a classic clown nose! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4428 The post humorous period- doesn’t really toot my horn! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4429 I know it’s supposed to look happy, but frankly, I find it terrifying” 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4430 This guy is a bozo! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4431 It's kind of silly. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4432 And here we have a smear of Banksy's most recent bowel movement, valued at one million dollars. 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
4433 Getting into the circus free was understandable, but who expected it to work here? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4434 I don’t know about you, Chuckles, but I’m lovin’ it! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4435 Look, another velvet Elvis. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4436 ❤️Dogs playing poker versus scary clowns. Which do you prefer? . 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4437 I like his play on mortality, but he's yet to arrive where we are. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4438 A couple of clowns explain art -- wait, that's redundant. 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
4439 They call this art? Looks like some clown painted it! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4440 I'm calling it "Tears of a Clown." It's my own tears with food coloring. Gallery priced at 1M. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4441 It captures the very essence of the en-garde artist. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4442 It just doesn't seem quite fare to have only us as the current and previous speakers to honor Pelosi with a Capitol gallery portrait. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4443 Clarence painted this one when he was sad. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4444 I bet this guy's a pervert too. He's just more subtle about it. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4445 It's no Emmett Kelly, but I can sort of see the staircase. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4446 Exposure therapy may help cure your artphobia. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4447 You see, this piece plays on the interface between the biological and cosmetic make-up of clowns, implying that the clown is deprived of his clownhood when not the clown-object... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4448 Some of the artworks here are ridiculously out of place. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4449 I still say it looks like a clownfish. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4450 Is this It, Mr. King? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4451 The artist was just clowning around. Who knew?” 1.1071 0.02936 112 100 12 0
4452 See? This gallery does have clown shows. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4453 Of course any clown could've painted it, Warren. That is not the point. The message should be as obvious as the nose on your face. We are talking true genius here-Emmet Kelly genius. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4454 It’s no small feet to have your work displayed in a museum. I just wish you would’ve shown more of your happy side. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4455 I saw this on “To Catch a Smuggler.” Ingested drugs. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4456 It’s just too tall!! I’m sorry, I just can’t even picture this fitting in the car. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4457 ...after all, Impressionists are the real clowns, you know? 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
4458 This was from his seltzer-down-your-pants period. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4459 Most people get a laugh out of this one, but for some reason it just really freaks me out. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4460 The framework is excellent, but the sketches could use some work. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4461 This was before I got serious about painting. 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4462 Yes,those were simpler days for sure. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4463 Sure, she looks tragic, but you can tell, deep down, she chuckles. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4464 His use of color is second to non. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4465 Picasso’s subject matter confuses me 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4466 And this is clearly from his post-velvet period 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4467 The clown and the bellboy from Cirque du Soleil went to an art exhibition and commented on it loudly in front of ordinary visitors 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4468 Kinda reminds me of Bozo 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4469 It speaks to me. In a nasally, high pitched voice... 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4470 You call this realism? Where are the clowns? 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4471 And they consider us as buffoonery? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4472 Doesn't really carry the weight of those portraits of sad us. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4473 Seurat always makes us look like a clowns! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4474 I wonder what that clown was thinking when he painted that? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4475 It's so comforting to know we are on an amazing journey. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4476 They call this entertainment? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4477 Who knew my balloon animals were art? 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4478 I tell you, it’s no Obertstein. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4479 Give me your paint brush. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4480 Custard pie of canvas? What's wrong with a good old face for a surface to express our custard? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4481 Really...Tears of a Clown, could it be nore derivative? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4482 It isn’t one of us. It’s a duck with a funny hat! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4483 Of course this was before cosplay, which makes it all the more impressive. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4484 That's defaceable! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4485 Is this one of your earlier clowntemporary pieces? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4486 I'm starting to think our oversized shoes are a metaphor for the futility of human existence. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4487 It evokes a melancholy feel, whereas the poker playing dogs sparks joy 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4488 The brushstroke here blends seamlessly with the background, just like us here! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4489 Much of the seltzer-based patina was stripped away in the restoration process. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4490 We're the ones perpetually smiling and frowning, yet they call THIS expressionism? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4491 I wholeheartedly agree, not featuring his abnormally large feet, makes this depiction incomplete, dare I say disrespectful. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4492 Are we overthinking this masterpiece, or is it just clowning around with us? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4493 Serious Clowns 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4494 This is an unknown painting by an unknown painter. It describes the unknown 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4495 It expresses the society's masks 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4496 Yeesh. And I thought I hid MY pain on the inside. 1.1059 0.04436 85 79 3 3
4497 Hmmpf, and some people think that Clowns are creepy. 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
4498 No pear-shape. . . no slip 'n fall. . .no lipstick. . .no wagon. . .not even a balloon! 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
4499 This is my inspiration for my face paint. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4500 Judging from the joy expressed by the technique, it was painted by a clown. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4501 I mean, the nose is all wrong! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4502 They call this art? None of these paintings make me laugh. A three year old was a whoopee cushion could do better ! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4503 I dunno, I actually prefer Realism. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4504 It's ok... maybe better if painted on black velvet... it ain't no Gacy. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4505 It just doesn't hit you in the face like a banana cream pie. It's more of a flat seltzer bottle dribbling down your front. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4506 Well, if nothing else, it’s giving me some new ideas for balloon animals. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4507 I mean, he’s no Oberstein. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4508 She sure looked like she'd want to clown around. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4509 Some paintings can be so creepy. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4510 You sure that's me? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4511 The most interesting thing about this painting is what I, an important art critic, have to say about it. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4512 There's just not enough bulbous noses or fluffy balls in this one either. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4513 As Chuckles wittered on, Apricot couldn't help but wonder if her parents were right about clowns. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4514 Quit honking your nose horn. You're gonna get us kicked out! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4515 I think the layers of paint obscure a darker reality. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4516 The pieces are very serious compared to the artists clown phase. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4517 His art wasn’t taken seriously until after he died 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4518 Looks like a face paint failure! 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4519 I just wish it were more a funny you didn't need to think about. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4520 Do you ever think that we are the artwork and the pictures are watching us? 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
4521 It's just a Moa? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4522 Notice DaVinci's subtle application of paint to merge both the suggestive nature of Monalisa's smile with that whip cream pie to the face. We modern clown viewers are left just as shocked as she was back then when it happened. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4523 I don’t find this very funny. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4524 The use of exaggeration is comical. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4525 That's not funny 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4526 I don't know. To me it's just not funny. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4527 How are these modern art pieces suppose engage one's emotions? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4528 Republican, Democrat were all the same. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4529 This one is a little unsettling, maybe even a bit scary, don’t you think? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4530 For myself, I prefer the Old Masters 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4531 Think we can make him laugh…or even just crack a smile like we did with Mona? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4532 I don't see what's creepy about that. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4533 What would Bozo say? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4534 After he became a big-time artist, he never wants to clown around 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
4535 I find this painting scary. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4536 Even today, clown suits are so awkward to put on and take off because the zipper or buttons are in the middle of our backs. Even this 17th Century maiden didn't have this problem. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4537 Sadly lacking in color 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4538 This artist is a clown. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4539 Her son refused to work with a horn; insisted on a whistle. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4540 Sure, a brush is good, but I’ve always preferred the seltzer bottle. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4541 Does that look like Emmitt Kelly to you? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4542 It's from the guy they call "It". 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4543 I like it, but I'm not sure we can fit it in the car to take home. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4544 I've never much cared for surrealism myself. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4545 You must be joking if you want to buy this. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4546 It has the emotional depth of Emmet Kelly yet the color explosion of Bozo The Clown. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4547 I’m glad we moved on from Godot 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4548 I don't get it. What's scary about this? 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4549 I prefer his earlier, funnier still lifes." 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4550 No, it can't be. It is the other Coco, the designer lady 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4551 It his hard for me to take this paingimg seriously… 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
4552 This isn't a clown... 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4553 And this guy Gogh was totally bozo... 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4554 I understand the concept but is it funny, or will it scar children for life? Either way I give it a three bugle horn rating. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4555 My wife left me, Bill 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4556 I know it’s supposed to be funny, but I think it’s scary 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4557 The bright colors were a nice jester. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4558 His masterly use of heavy cream gives the portrait a greater depth and texture than Redi Whip." Mark Andersen Chicago, I 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4559 HONK HONK HONK 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
4560 Without makeup, he looks like a clown. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4561 Believe it or not Harold- some consider this a higher art form?! 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4562 A bit gaudy, even for me 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4563 For some reason this Jack in the Box is making me hungry. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4564 Son, it all started with my great, great, grandfather - Joseph Grimaldi 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4565 Don’t worry. They’re not here. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4566 That Figaro. What a crybaby. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4567 That text invite we got to amuse ‘um here did seem oddly casual.” 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4568 This artist is able to depict the reality of the inner man. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4569 This masterpiece is my favorite - it's titled 'Why so serious?' 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4570 The black velvet adds another dimension. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4571 The artist approaches us with humor, and yet there’s something terrifying about it all 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4572 I just can't take his work seriously." 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4573 Ha! Look at the delicate brush strokes the artist uses to draw the nose. So unrealistic. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4574 No. I"m serious, what do you think? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4575 Not enough fruit. 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
4576 What the heck is post-clown? 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4577 It's my grandfather. He looks so sad. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4578 I don't know. He just takes himself so...seriously! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4579 And they say that we're up to nutty stunts. 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
4580 Now they accept any drivel into this clown show! 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4581 humorless 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4582 It makes me hungry for tacos... 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4583 This abstract stuff just doesn't make sense to the average person. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4584 Don’t you miss a punch line - or is that just me? 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4585 Rembrandt just couldn't capture the hysterical laughter. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4586 Paint is paint 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4587 Nice, but I am more of a George Crionas man 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4588 I was going to throw soup at it, but I don’t think it’s funny anymore… 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4589 They didn't paint his nose big enough 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4590 Entry 1. "You call that art? I think they are making fun of us!" Entry 2. "That's scarey!" 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4591 Must be from the Prohibition Era...no red nose. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4592 What Bozo thought _this_ was art?! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4593 I could have done it better, just clowning around with A.I.! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4594 His blue period never resonated with me. 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4595 I like that costume better. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4596 And this was the make-up remover wipe I used after the party at Jared and Ivanka's place.... 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
4597 Somehow, this one just doesn’t make me happy. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4598 Notice the over-the-top artifice. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4599 Hyperrealism just doesn't appeal to me. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4600 A Bozo is best observed from a distance of 6 inches. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4601 Don't worry about it; even the non-clowns ain't got a clue about who or what this is. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4602 I don't see what's funny about a sad artist. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4603 I would cry tears over this if there were no one around 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4604 I dare say he gets his talent from me. All this clowning around sure did rub off 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4605 that doesnt remind me of anyone we know 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4606 Beats me! Why would anyone paint this clown?! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4607 And he thought HE was a misfit!... 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4608 This art speaks to the innate human longing for despair and gloom 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4609 I don't care for the way she painted the face 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4610 A degree in the arts? Well, at least we went to “college”! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4611 Not another creepy clown painting....no wonder babies hate us. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4612 This artist's father was murdered by one of our kind. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4613 I saw her and suddenly knew there's more to life than being happy. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4614 I believe the artist should have considered velvet instead of canvas. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4615 And this is my 3rd grade self portrait. I’ve been told I haven’t changed that much. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4616 I think it lacks humor. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4617 Now what Bozo do you suppose painted this joker? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4618 The lighting doesn't do it justice. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4619 Ceci n'est pas une pie"... . I don't get it 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4620 Hilton Als claimed this guy had a sensa yuma. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4621 People in paintings are much less colorful than people in real life. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4622 I really don't care for creepy clown paintings. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4623 I see Harlequin in the hall of sfumato 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4624 I think we must take the work seriously. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4625 See, such stodgy work is our raison d'être. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4626 Where's the white base? 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4627 You get it! You're not the Bozo I thought you were! 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4628 I could have done that 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4629 I could paint that. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
4630 Everything was going well, but on our third date she told me she didn't want to date a guy who couldn't be serious about relationships. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
4631 And they call us a clown act 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4632 Well sure, it's flattering, but I still prefer his blue period. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4633 My kid could have spilled that. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4634 Yeah, well, EVERYONE would look better with a bright red nose, wouldn't they. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4635 The art of comedy. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4636 they sure weren’t clowning around with one. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4637 Clownism can only be appreciated if you have first eaten a hotdog . 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4638 What I love is the underlying seriousness of the piece. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4639 He does not clown around with abstract expressionism 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4640 This is it? My cousin, Jangles paints a more enigmatic smile. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4641 Let's go. There's nothing funny about art. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4642 You can really appreciate his perspective on the car, but all of us coming out of the car seems a bit contrived.” 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4643 I don’t think Picasso’s Clown on a horse is funny. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4644 You call this art? There's no velvet in this at all! 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4645 Okay, not soup or paint, but this one is just asking for a pie throw. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4646 It may be breath taking to you but I find it scary. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4647 This painting is a little too “on the nose”. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4648 I don’t think the artist got the shoes right - they’re way too small. Plus, only 4 of us in a car! Puhlease….!!! 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4649 It just doesn’t tickle me, you know what I mean? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4650 I'm not that sad anymore 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4651 I just think flowers are creepy. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4652 This stuff is so serious it took our smiles away. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4653 Now what you see here is an original of Uncle Bozo… 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4654 Nice technique, but where’s his damn nose? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4655 It ruins the on-staged to substitute the off-staged. It lacks a circus. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4656 We studied him in school but I never got him 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4657 They are clowning us? 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4658 This is another piece that lacks the narrative cohesion of black velvet. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4659 I yearn for a return to realism in portraiture. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4660 I thought only us clowns looked ridiculous and weird. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4661 test case data 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4662 He is just not capturing the artistic soul required to do this work! 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4663 These works are a little outlandish 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4664 how did Picasso get my headshot? 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4665 I thought “dogs playing poker” was also out of vogue… 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4666 The house for someone looking to move up in the world. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4667 Too serious… 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4668 Is this the clown from Batman? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4669 This artist is hung up on killer clowns ... 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4670 This guy’s just clowning around! 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4671 It’s “Don’t you love farce?”. Yes, from the song” 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4672 They said it was a funny exhibition but I don't get the joke 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4673 Oh my, he looks hilarious, just like a clown! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4674 It's an original Bozo. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4675 Now, what kind of clown would paint something like this? 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
4676 I don't know. This one makes me feel kinda funny. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4677 Every now and then I think, gee, wouldn’t it be nice to hang something like this under the big top. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4678 His technique with the seltzer bottle is unparalleled. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4679 As you can see from my reaction, I find this one hilarious…. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4680 It has me laughing on the inside.. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4681 Rothco was the worst clown ever 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4682 I can see your point, Mr. Giggles. In my opinion, it just lacks a bit of color. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4683 Oberstein speaks to me. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4684 Any bozo could have paint this one. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4685 And here we have a work from Pie-casso’s blue period… 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4686 of course art is in the eye of the beholder, clowns not so much... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4687 I would have thought this was load-bearing and nothing more. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4688 Oh, the pathos. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4689 And it isn't even funny. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4690 When people do something foolish they call them clowns, but when artists act foolish they call it genius. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4691 Doesn’t look like me at all 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4692 So plastic.. So fluid… Sillycone 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4693 Imagine having this terrifying creature looking at you all night while you’re sleeping. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4694 Musée de Bozo Arts? Meh. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4695 But what does it say to us common men? 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4696 It captures the essence of political angst and whoopie cushions. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
4697 How well do you know Stephen Sondheim? 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4698 This Picasso guy... he's no Skelton! 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4699 Benjamin Schwartz must have drawn this one too. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4700 The choice of colors are a bit garish in my opinion 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4701 Really? This is so derivative. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4702 This masterpiece must have been created by a real Bozo. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4703 How about Friday night? 1.0989 0.04151 91 85 3 3
4704 I feel certain that our expressions are decidedly less abstract. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4705 We’re working on getting these returned to Sarasota. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4706 I’ve seen enough surrealism. Give me a nice landscape any day. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4707 "Once upon a time we were Picasso's favorites." 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4708 Well truthfully, I just find this one a bit silly, is all. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4709 I guess it's funnier from where you're standing 1.0989 0.04151 91 85 3 3
4710 This was from 2015, the last year that I was universally recognized as the biggest clown. 1.0989 0.04151 91 85 3 3
4711 To protest climate change, we WON’T throw a pie at it. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4712 Those clowns could at least have put on some frames! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4713 It needs polka dots, stripes, and, in an upper corner, a few stars of different sizes, 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4714 Don’t you think it’s a little understated? 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4715 Art the Clown as art. A bit. How would I say it? A bit on the red nose. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4716 I dunno...does this look funny to you? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4717 It seems humorless to me. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4718 Now if you’ll indulge me, I’d like to give you a mimetic interpretation of this particular piece. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4719 The curves in Pre-Pompom art are so beguilingly random! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4720 Yes, this is the original that appeared in The Graduate 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4721 Don,t you agree they'd all look better on velvet? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4722 Is it supposed to be happy? Sad? Where’s the pathos? 1.0988 0.04515 81 76 2 3
4723 I just think it could use a little color. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4724 It's hard for me take minimalism seriously. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4725 The subtle brushstrokes are evocative of the artist’s portrait of the Invisible Man. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4726 This depicts our subject crying on the inside. Very relatable. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4727 I got nothing: It's surreally not funny." 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4728 I know it represents hopelessness, but personally I like a bit more color 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4729 Do they really expect me to take this seriously? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4730 So powerful how she brings it to life. It's like that flower could squirt water at you right now 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4731 She’s missing her pom poms! 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4732 ...and this painting is titled, "panem et circenses." 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4733 You've got to be kidding!?! 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4734 There is no ‘fun’ in this one. 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
4735 An original Barnum, or a Bailey knockoff? 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4736 This painting is really out of place in such a prestigious gallery. 1.0980 0.03818 102 95 4 3
4737 What the hell is that 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4738 Disappointingly un-scary. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4739 So you posed naked for this; I don't think your fans will recognize you - and I, for one, still think you look funny. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4740 Is art a reflection of life? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4741 Honestly of all places, why they’d send us in here? 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
4742 My grandfather sat for Picasso, and all he left me was a red rubber nose. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4743 Doesn’t make you laugh, doesn’t make you cry, doesn’t terrify you…this should hang in McDonald’s. 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
4744 I mean, I don't see the humor in this...or is it supposed to scare the viewer? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4745 One million dollars for this? The art world is a circus! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4746 This was Bozo. our great granfather. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4747 I don’t understand this trend among women to have just two Pom-Pones on their front 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4748 I see the resemblance but Bozo never had that much orange. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4749 They call this art? What a joke 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4750 So scary. I just don't get it. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4751 But how do you know it's not a clown in the nude? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4752 The palette is exquisite and the brushstrokes magisterial. But is it funny? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4753 Apparently it’s an cliche if we do it 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4754 It’s really all in the way that you squeeze at it. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4755 Pagliacci"? "Yeah, Pennywise"? This Gacy guy... not our finest hour. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4756 I don’t think it speaks to my lived experience. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4757 It needs more color. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4758 It’s the earliest self-portrait by Bozo the Clown. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4759 I haven't seen one painting so far that made me laugh. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4760 IT is too surreal for my liking. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4761 Not my taste, but I appreciate the quality of the brush stroke on the face. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4762 See, this is where I mastered face painting 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4763 Not exactly my idea of impressionism. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4764 I sincerely admire the levity, the frivolity, the utter joyfulness. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4765 And this little detail here is @taylorswift telling us the time, date, and exact details of her next album which will then obviously feature this person, because if you look here… 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4766 I call this one “Send in the clowns.” 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4767 I prefer his earlier work with animals 1.0973 0.03318 113 104 7 2
4768 I miss the days when you and I were fine art." 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4769 I love his seltzercolors. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4770 This is going to give me nightmares. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4771 This one is post-post-modern. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4772 Don't worry, we're just arting around! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4773 This painting is probably worth more than all of the circus acts we did our entire career! I should have learned how to put shadows on a board and make millions! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4774 It’s laughable. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4775 They can never get my nose right 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4776 “Clownsplaining: He exists in a world of liminal space.” 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4777 I’m getting a rouge boutons vibe know what I mean. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4778 I don't see the resemblance to great-uncle Bozo. What am I missing? 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4779 Totally derivative! It was avant-garde when Bozo showed his foot print series at the Whitney Biennial - “Etchings from a size 20 shoe.” 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4780 It speaks volumes about an artist who relies on vibrant colors to shout over the silence of subtlety. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4781 Would you call it slap-stick or zany? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4782 Artists... What a bunch of clowns. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4783 and people say we're scary 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4784 I wonder, do all Donalds quack alike? 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4785 What’s that between his legs? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4786 What kind of bozo calls this art? 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4787 It’s not silly enough. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4788 I’ve seen better face paintings. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4789 yup, a little boring, but beats distracting raging bulls 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4790 I don't think it's funny. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4791 Do you see how this is serious art? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4792 It’s good, but is it serious art? 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4793 I'm sorry. This does not belong in a fine arts museum. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4794 I think the the artist is clowning around 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4795 You have to admire the gravitas this exudes! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4796 Could be funnier. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4797 It doesn't offend you how clearly simplistic Picasso is on his clown paintings? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4798 Why is there no picture of us in this museum 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4799 I painted this before we fell in love, terry, before the brain tumor and the sudden lost of Jerome. I was a different man back then. I had hopes. You see it terry, can you see it? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4800 I don't know whether to laugh or cry looking at this. 1.0962 0.03747 104 97 4 3
4801 But aren't we just as expressive? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4802 You could just throw a pie to get this. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4803 You're telling me that this is more compelling than balloon art? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4804 There's no confetti! No smell of elephant dung! Nothing that tells me the artist understands the cosmic significance of pie-in-the-face. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4805 I’m struggling to find an adjective between ‘sad’ and ‘killer,’ you know? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4806 Emmett Kelly? Guernica? They're too sad for me. 1.0957 0.04022 94 88 3 3
4807 They call this Art? Who do these clowns think they’re fooling? 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
4808 I find this one a little too clownish for my taste. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4809 You can not take this one seriously 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4810 I get what you're saying, but I just can't take his work seriously. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4811 This really captures my serious side. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4812 True art is utterly independent of any and all social values and utilitarian function, be that didactic, moral or political... 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
4813 Just like you, this picture is sad but makes me laugh. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4814 OK, Lets go. Snappy, Happy, Curley, Joey, Zero, and Hot Dog are waiting in the car” 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4815 I'm just saying, there's nothing funny about it. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4816 It’s crazy to me what people consider to be art these days. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4817 Not enough color. And where's the surprise? Give me the seltzer bottle. 1.0957 0.04022 94 88 3 3
4818 An Easter Island head painted like a Francis Bacon portrait is not funny. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4819 In this self-portrait I was going for 'tragic.' 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4820 Famous portrait? Harrumph… one, the nose doesn’t look real and two, who is he kidding with that suit? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4821 This artist is maudlin with flecks of hope, but maybe I am just projecting. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
4822 What sort of clown painted this, do you suppose? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4823 The job market was better for art historians when I first published on his work. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4824 I find the form to be sanguine and subtle nature to be rather peculiar. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4825 I just feel like they're not taking the art form seriously. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4826 Where is the art without the clowning? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4827 If we can sell this, we might have the cash to buy a clown car 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
4828 It just creeps me out, and I can’t be the only one who gets that feeling when they look at it. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4829 This clown needs to stop painting. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4830 This piece is from my black-and-blue period following the 2016 election. I call it "F@&*k!" 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4831 Enough of these humorless abstract paintings. Let’s call for the clown car. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4832 Clowns in art actually are frightening 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4833 I definitely prefer your impressions. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4834 I don't know about you, but to me it's like flinging a custard pie in the public's face. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4835 Do you mind if we go back to my apartment and watch a documentary about mermaids? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4836 I usually love her work, but this is a little too on the nose for me… 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4837 I don’t get it. Some clown throws a slushy on a blank canvas and they call it art! 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
4838 They say he was my great-great-great grandfather! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4839 I see a dark tortured soul “ 1.0952 0.04357 84 79 2 3
4840 I just don't get nudes. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
4841 It is a humorous piece titled Arizona Law 1864. Surely you must be joking. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4842 …just looks like a bowl in a glass case to me… 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4843 He ain't no Oberstein or Rouault, that's for sure. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4844 The artist was quite the jester in his day... 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4845 This piece speaks to me as it incorporates the technique of the Bozo-Arts style. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4846 What . . . no inflatable shoes! C'mon . . . 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4847 Surealism has gone too far! No red noses. No big feet. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4848 It needs more balls 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4849 This is only one of your ancestors, a court jester. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4850 This one used to put a smile on my face. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4851 In this painting, I find the costume quite unappealing. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4852 What clown thought this was great art? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4853 After this one all happy clowns were then relinquished to the dustbins of history… 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4854 I could have painted that using my butt, a poodle dog, and five shades of washable acrylic. On my tricycle. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4855 Generally I am a happy clown, but this piece made me so sad I had to redo my facepaint. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4856 I suppose it's art, but does it make anyone laugh? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4857 He's not a Dutch Master after all. He didn't get your ruffle right. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4858 I suppose it qualifies as art, but is it funny? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4859 oui oui 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
4860 I think my humerus bone is pretty funny, why don't they paint that? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4861 In my humble opinion, it's lacking in bozo... 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4862 Methinks our clown museum is much more discerning about art 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4863 It lacks a certain gravitas." 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4864 I'm just not feeling the sprtiz. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4865 Let's make a point and throw soup on it. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4866 I think it captures both the humorous and tragic aspects of human existence quite well. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4867 It needs a good fart joke. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4868 I'm just saying my smile's enigmatic too. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4869 See? No velvet, no clowns. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4870 Expression is fundamental. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4871 Piet Mondrian never gets the nose right...it always comes out looking like a windmill. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4872 This one also makes me sad. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4873 $600,000 for this? What do they think we are? 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4874 The use of space mirrors Pagliacci's mental state. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4875 Why do they always paint us to look like idiots 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4876 No jugglers or acrobats? This is not a Picasso. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4877 Those pictures always scare me. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4878 I was never fond of the Renaissance period. It was so depressing. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4879 But clowning always was an abstraction. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4880 …maybe if we had orange hair and long red ties…? 1.0940 0.03208 117 108 7 2
4881 No one's a Realist anymore. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4882 From where I stand, I can’t tell if he’s happy or sad ? 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4883 You see? No A.I. here and people still pay to come and see all of this. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4884 Seriously, this duck is trying to quack us up! 1.0938 0.03940 96 90 3 3
4885 There’s no way they could all fit in that car. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4886 ……..and this is my painting of soup cans. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4887 It doesn't look so funny to me 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4888 This is art?! Anyone could have painted that face! 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4889 I agree, this helps inspire my serious side to come out. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4890 In my opinion this is a good example of his "Early Bozo" period. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4891 I believe the artist aimed to conjure the idea of endlessly reliving disparate moments of their anguish, devoid of rhyme or reason. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4892 Alethic modalities intersect with truisms, compelling the viewer to ponder vertiginous boundaries. “ Who the heck does this clown think they are? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4893 The color tone is too neutral. It needs more of a primary color scheme. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4894 the orange suit matches his hair!! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4895 Sure, he's a famous artist, but nothing about it puts a smile on your face. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4896 It just doesn’t tickle my funny bone. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4897 All the people in these portraits look kinda weird. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4898 Every time you look at his work, you can't help but smile. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4899 I prefer polka dots to red and blue animals. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4900 Truthfully, I frankly don't know how they got "Bozo" to pose for this? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4901 She believed me when I said “We were just clowning around. “ 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
4902 I consider this my best work but the critics say that I am a CLOWN. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4903 Of course, the five stages are denial, anger, bargaining, depression - shown here - and then clown. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4904 You know, this Picasso guy isn't really funny. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4905 There's no car full of us. I don't think it's funny at all. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4906 King's favorite jester, I believe his name was Yorick, Horatio. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4907 Understanding the painted animal is the first step in properly crafting the balloon one. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4908 This portrait doesn't make any sense, the nose isn't even red! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4909 The artist is expressing a real cry for help. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4910 I'm always amazed how Bozo's circus imagery is hardly a laughing matter. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4911 This one is just an illusion. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4912 I guess it’s just not our brand of humor… 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
4913 This dull painting reminds of the song "Send in the Clowns" 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4914 Y'know I feel like this is a real clowny painting, Poppanella. 1.0928 0.03900 97 91 3 3
4915 I know it's just a painting, but someone without makeup and a big red nose totally creeps me out. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4916 He never used to take his art very seriously! 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4917 Do you think Moses parting the red sea was mathematical or magical? 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
4918 Did you know people on internet think Taylor Swift planted this to promote her new album? Apparently because it's black and white and if you add up the month, day, and year of the painter's birthday you get 31. What clowns! 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4919 puh - These painters are clowns. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4920 What I don't understand is why these people didn't dress better. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4921 Hm...not nearly as good as Pogo in the Making 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4922 Clearly this piece subverts classical humor by being a tongue-in-cheek statement about nothing that was created without using any discernible skills. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
4923 Professionally speaking, I really don't see the humor in this. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4924 His sad clown face inspired me from an early age”. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4925 I’m always drawn to art from the Impressionist era. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4926 Are we a pair? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4927 I don't know about you, but I don't think it has enough color! It doesn't jump out at you! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4928 Yes, calling this painting “ Clowning Around” is certainly offensive 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4929 Here, unlike the earlier works of the artist, he lost his way when experimenting with pointillism. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4930 His theme... the circus of man. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4931 See what happens if you can make someone smile. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4932 R Clown: The irrationality is not the two of us looking at this painting, the irrationality is that anyone thinking WE are the irrationality, is too clueless to understand anything that art might be trying to convey. L Clown: Where's the popcorn? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4933 Are you kidding me?!” 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4934 Tell me, when did they free these clowns? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4935 What a no-talent clown! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4936 She has no color in her nose or cheeks. And how on earth do you fit 12 of her in a car in that dress? 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4937 It's obvious, he's just clowning around. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4938 Looks like my Aunt Rosie 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4939 exquisite use of seltzer water and confetti in this piece don’t you think Bimfy? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4940 You see, these don’t expose the deep hilarity of existence quite like we do… 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
4941 I just find it a little too on the nose. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4942 You create the distraction — I'm ready with the red-dyed seltzer. We're going to stick it to the oil-based paint cartel! 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
4943 I can do a better impression than that impressionist -Taylor S Boston, Mass 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4944 Nothing funny is happening here! 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4945 I call this one It…simple but gets the point across don’t you think? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4946 I’ve been juggling so many emotions in my paintings lately 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4947 An example of Picasso’s blue period, note the almost total lack of buffoonery. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4948 I like the intent but the execution is a little buffoonery 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4949 Let's talk about the elephant in the room: his artistic high-wire act was misunderstood by the media circus, and his work sold for peanuts. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4950 This one is creepy" 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4951 Van Gogh really honks at me, and his use of flowers that don’t squirt was so groundbreaking at the time." 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4952 It’s hard to take their work seriously. - Alex Kajani Napa, CA 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4953 I tried to convince the curator not to show it. It’s an embarrassing piece of juvenalia. But she insisted, claiming it somehow reveals my true character. 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4954 Funny you should ask my opinion. 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4955 The nose is a bit off 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4956 It's giving honk-honk, unironically. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4957 I find this very scary. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4958 How can you not laugh? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4959 Maybe it would be funnier if I pretend to hold his Willie. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4960 Once again, I can't take this seriously. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4961 It's getting harder and harder to be taken seriously. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4962 Yeah, but once a clown always a clown. 1.0909 0.03823 99 93 3 3
4963 Imagine what it must have been like to be the first Larry. 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
4964 What a sorry state we got into for not saying No! Yun Jia Cumming, Ga 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4965 I mean, I could've finger-painted that. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4966 It's nice, but too understated to be considered real art. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4967 Is it me or you? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4968 Now this one I can relate to...I feel as if the artist has walked a mile in my shoes. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4969 test the field 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4970 This was from his early Emmett Kelly period. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4971 I told you it was Picasso and not payaso. You are such a… 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4972 Not to be too parochial, but where are the clowns? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4973 This is the original album cover: 45 minutes w/King Bczzar 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4974 This is a Pierrot - comparible with a Monet or Renoir. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4975 This one is called "Respite," It's by Emmett Kelly and allows us to laugh at everyone else. 1.0909 0.03304 110 102 6 2
4976 Look! Not all clowns wear a hat!! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4977 Ridiculous, small car, only four occupants." 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4978 Where's the fun and all the colors? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4979 Elite art critics at work 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4980 I painted this one when I didn't give a darn what people thought of me. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4981 It's a bit clownish, but also a little contrived. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4982 Seriously, what do you think about this painting? 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
4983 Can you belief this nonsense Pinhead any clown could've done this. 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4984 Of course it looks like something slapped together at a kid’s birthday party. I was there! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4985 Self portraits. That's where I draw the line. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4986 It isn’t as good as a Chuck Oberstein. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4987 So unlike him. Straight forward, no funny business. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4988 Looks like a P.T. Barnum. Looks like a P.T. Barnum. 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
4989 This is my early work, before I woke. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4990 In my opinion, he was just clowning around. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
4991 It just seems out of place to me! 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4992 It seems this artist may have attended Clown School as well. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4993 I ran into this holding my tea. As you can see, the makeup smudges tastes fresh mint. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4994 I can't believe this is the big top exhibit. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4995 …so boring. Show me the elephants and acrobats. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4996 BORING...And they say WE are a low art form! 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4997 This one's a Peter Maxx so it must be hung better than the others. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4998 I know they only see us as clowns, but no joke I was actually an economics major with a minor in art history. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4999 It could have been more joyful. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5000 Does this Bozo think this is art? 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5001 The tears make it more bathetic than ironic. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5002 What would Putin think? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5003 The true class clown depicts the spirit of the disenfranchised. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5004 I was in a really dark place when I made this. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5005 I just don't think any old clown could have painted that. 1.0899 0.04118 89 84 2 3
5006 I’ve done portraiture myself, but I can never get the nose right 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5007 It lacks the playfulness of Dufy and the sly juxtapositions of Toulouse-Lautrec but I adore the elephants. Don't you? 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5008 I just don't see the pathos behind the forced joyfulness in this one 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5009 The eye contact between matador and bull is intense and palpable but something is missing. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5010 „If it‘s not funny where‘s the point in even making this?“ 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5011 It's a shame that we're not properly represented in art anymore. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5012 It’s the palette he uses. It needn’t be so dark, so grim. Change the hue! Make it brighter! 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5013 It’s not art, I could make this myself 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5014 And look, this painter was a clown before he made “IT”! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5015 And to think we paid to get in to see this stuff! None of it is funny at all! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5016 I know folks loved this clown. But frankly, he was a tramp. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5017 Maybe there IS more to us than meets the eye! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5018 Paul Cezanne and Pablo Piscasso do excellent renderings, but I still think Oscar Goldstein created the most memorable portrait. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5019 I thought somehow the exhibit would be more amusing than this. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5020 As one critic to another, I find their work utterly ridiculous! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5021 This sort of thing just doesn’t keep me up at night. What do you think, Harry? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5022 The circus won’t look for us here. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5023 It's a bit outre, but I like his style. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5024 Another Skelton masterpiece but not as nuanced as those from his Kadiddlehopper period." 1.0894 0.03056 123 114 7 2
5025 If there was a red balloon, then I’d know what IT was. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
5026 This one is only $50K Sarah, we can charge it to your Governor's credit card, hang it behind your new lectern. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
5027 And this piece was done during Bozo's Blue Period. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
5028 Why did you tell me this was going to showcase iconic clowns in history? You know how I feel about Pennywise, IT gives us a bad name, John---John also gives us a bad name, John. I'm done clowning around, I'm going to wait in the Mini Cooper. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
5029 Another self-portrait written up as "haunting". So cliche. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5030 Sadly, not everyone is down to clown. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5031 Much to serious 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5032 The Big Top has no room any longer for subtlety. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5033 It lacks a certain sense of seriousness. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5034 Only a true genius could capture Bozo like that. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5035 It would be better if painted on velvet 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5036 “I need ten seconds to cut out the painting. Can you squirt the guard with your boutonniere for that long?” 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5037 I hate your idea to visit my beautiful painting, like this! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5038 This doesn't "speak" to me; it's not like "Dogs Playing Poker". Her vision just doesn't have that Big Tent realism you and I expect! Just look at the colors; so unnatural-like a box of crayons! 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5039 Now this artist, for example, was known for having a rather serendipitous but abstract sense of humor. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5040 Why couldn't she be smiling? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5041 I made tht exact image out of balloons last week. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5042 It’s an original Pagliacci from his depressed period. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5043 I agree...does not represent an accurate depiction of visual reality" 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5044 Can we go now? I told you this artist is a joker. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5045 It's too farcical for me. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5046 They say we make cheap art. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5047 Ponzi was Clownsplaning on the art of subtlety. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5048 I just thought my tears painted a more poignant representation of my pain, you know? 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5049 You know, I’m getting real tired of us only being painted when we’re sad. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5050 We should have purchased this for 15 million last month. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5051 I love the juxtaposition between the peas and the carrots. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5052 They say it captures the humor of circus life, but I don’t see it. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5053 Wait for the smile…wait, wait, nope not there. Now you know it will sell. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5054 It worked. We're in. No pockets, no donation, suggested or otherwise." 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5055 I just find the "WE'RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS" stereotype so over. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5056 I don't see the humor in this situation. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5057 Picasso and Goya did us better! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5058 In a sense, it’s almost as though in a post pandemic world they are finally catching up to what we’ve known all along—it’s always a good time to pull down your pants and slide on the ice! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5059 When he painted this banana peel, he must have been tripping. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5060 Whatever; the paintjob I did on my face this morning is more impressive 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5061 I don’t understand the lack of colour and buttons and big bauble noses, so un-life like ! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5062 I've seen better just looking through a purple balloon. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5063 My monkey could've painted that. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5064 What do you think, Jared? I was thinking this one for the Oval Office or my Rikers cell. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5065 ‘He is definitely going through his blue period right now’ 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5066 Little did we know when we came to this planet that we could blend in so easily because we look like the human clown race. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5067 The artist was no class clown in school. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5068 I knew him when he was still painting faces. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5069 At least I can paint faces. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5070 Who's that clown?! Well, you're not gonna believe it, but ... 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5071 Yes, but seltzer is my preferred medium 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5072 Let’s join the circus, instead! 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5073 The reviews said, an up-and-coming 'serious' artist... too serious, if you ask me. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5074 This piece is no laughing matter. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5075 Speaking of Blue Periods, do you think we should dye Fifi azure or periwinkle for the next show? 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5076 Are you having trouble taking this artwork seriously? 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5077 this Roschach test is getting way too elaborate. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5078 And here is the portrait of our Lord, Jack White! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5079 Why does Pennywise get a portrait? I can scare kids just as well as he can. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5080 I don't care if it IS A Oberstien, I think he looks like a clown 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5081 I don't know, Sam. What do you think? He doesn't really capture the real me. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5082 It's like a caricature. Ugg. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5083 It's my belief that art should be taken more seriously---speaking as a clown in all seriousness. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5084 I still say the nose is just wrong” By Brian Cole, Santa Rosa, C 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5085 They say that how one presents oneself is everything. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5086 You’ve gotta paint others to make it big, huh. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5087 I’ve always found “realism” a bit creepy. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5088 What a laugh! 1.0877 0.02661 114 104 10 0
5089 I liked his Blue Period clown better. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5090 It's laughable what they consider art 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5091 This is what we can achieve if we stop clowning around, Marge. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5092 And they think I am a clown! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5093 Imagine having these hanging up all over your house. Absolutely terrrifying. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5094 People are so boring ofc they need us look at this crap on the wall! Not even any color! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5095 Modern art is so lacking in humor. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5096 I used to clown around in art class. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5097 Deconstructionism at its finest, a bold rejection of form, a celebration of the bourgeois consumer. Oh never mind…it’s a GACY. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5098 I hate modern art. It's so pointless and imprudent 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5099 If you ask me, the "Great Era of Clown Portraiture" was not so great. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5100 Why do you think that we keep getting sent to these mediocre art shows? 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5101 This nut job clearly suffered from coulrophobia on top of displaying daddy issues. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5102 Note the hip and butt realignmen 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5103 The subtlety is truly terrifying 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5104 Picasso’s Le Clown just doesn’t hold up to the real thing! 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5105 What made you think that we’d be inconspicuous in this place? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5106 Fashion is the prerogative of the wearer, I guess. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5107 Fashionable genteel folk debate the significance of the duck's bill in the latest Rembrandt. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5108 I wish he had painted this one on a clear day. It looks funny. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5109 I dunno. Something about the perspective looks funny. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5110 Reminds me of your face paint when you were healing from LASIK 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5111 Frankly speaking, I think the NFT version is a better investment. 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
5112 Huh.... And they call - us- clowns! 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
5113 It’s hard to take this one seriously 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5114 In all seriousness, don't you think... 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5115 I much prefer Degas balloon animal period. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5116 I can’t decide who is more funny. We? Or this art? 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5117 Well, she got Boozie's nose right, but she just can't capture the size 20 shoes. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5118 Oh, yes, this artist was the biggest clown of all. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5119 This guy should be called Bozo, not you 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5120 They lack a range of values. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5121 Of course, I have total faith that my NFT collection will not only retain its value, but grow it year on year. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5122 It seems that the artist is trying to convey that life is just a circus. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5123 Funny how, I mean funny like clown? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5124 The only thing this crazy artist paints are the Moai from the Easter Island Circus 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5125 I think there trash if they ain’t painted on velvet. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
5126 Would you agree that Jester was the greatest master of the Fool School? 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5127 They meet the wishing fairy and a small cat next to the trash can. The kitty is looking for food in the garbage because he is very hungry. When the wish fairy sees this situation, she wants to help the kitty. He says to the kitty, I will ask you three questions, if you know them, I can bring you any food you want. The kitty, whose belly is ringing, accepts with excitement. 1.0870 0.03986 92 87 2 3
5128 This is laughable, must be a joke. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5129 It’s like those balloon dogs I make. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5130 This painter appears to be just clowning around 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5131 When it came to lights and darks on his subjects, Rembrandt wasn't clowning around. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5132 I bet my 5-year old client could have painted that. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5133 Like I always said, any Bozo can be an artist. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5134 IT'S MISSING THE NOSE. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5135 Doesn’t even pretend to be funny! 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5136 Who determines what’s funny or unfunny? Perhaps ‘somewhat funny’ is funny enough. 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5137 It's great art, but can it lure a child into a gutter? 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5138 I liked Koons' balloon work much more. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5139 This art is really outstanding. It has the unusual ability to transform its audience as they watch it!" 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5140 Wow. So, that’s what happens… 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5141 Notice how Rubens emphasized wide hips too" 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5142 I know its different but it has a funny twist to it 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5143 Health is Wealth 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5144 This artist is unserious. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5145 It's painted in confetti and seltzer 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5146 $2,500 for this blob?? Hey Jerry, I'm leaving the business to become a blob artist. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5147 And then I said, "But Doctor, I am Pagliacci! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5148 I'm not a fan of serious subject matter. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5149 In his earlier work Bozo was merely fooling around, but you can see here how he really matured. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5150 This artist should draw for The New Yorker. It brings me to life. 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
5151 Can you imagine the clown who painted this? 1.0860 0.03944 93 88 2 3
5152 In my opinon, I think the nose should be a darker shade of red. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5153 Look, I *know* it's tasteful done, I'm just saying they're really honkable. 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
5154 I never understood modern art. I could have made that. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5155 Gratuitous humor, don't you think. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5156 Fred told me he thought this expressionistic piece was too abstract. What a Bozo. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5157 "Well...? in the Thomas Crown Affair... he wore a Bowler... and ...? " J K Fuller Genoa, NV 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5158 A little garish for my tastes. Jean Godden Seattle Washington 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
5159 People are afraid of clowns, but I'm afraid of Modern Art" 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5160 Gaze, Cornflake, into Mona Lisa's sublime-yet repellent expression, and hand me that coconut cream pie. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5161 I asked the artist to wait until I'd stopped crying,but he refused 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5162 The whiteface was used to exaggerate expressions… this particular facial expression originated when his wife squeezed his balls 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5163 This is titled: "Portrait of the Artist as the Class Clown". 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5164 It's just so...serious! 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5165 Too funny and humorous ... we need more seriousness in society. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5166 Mona Lisa. One of us. … Look closer. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5167 It's a rather clownish color scheme but the work does have merit. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5168 I don't like Classical Portraits. No one smiles. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5169 Now that I have exhibited in Soho, I finally feel seen as a serious artist. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5170 I suppose this predates his blue period ... 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5171 This is an original Pierrot 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5172 „Too many bright colors for my taste“ 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5173 This Artist Is Not Very Good At Facial Detail 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5174 An overly serious work. Rigorously self-disciplined and unamusing. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5175 Monet!? You should see Bozo’s impressions. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5176 I find it hard to take this artist seriously. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5177 And here he seems to express total acceptance of his authentic self, warts and all. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5178 This one always cheers me up when I'm in my blue period. 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
5179 Is this just another new Modern Art installation, or are my eyes going bad?” 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5180 I wouldn’t even hang this in my dungeon. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5181 Look, after getting fed up with painting tutus, he gets influenced by his circus-going phase--with all those pom pom strokes..." 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
5182 And here we see influence of the Bozo-Arts tradition… 1.0851 0.03903 94 89 2 3
5183 This pastels revival has its charms, yes, but will anything ever equal black felt?" 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5184 Call me crazy, but this one really speaks to my fragile inner clown.” 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5185 Welp, I'm offended. " 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5186 The politician in the jail cell is paradoxical… 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
5187 Originally, inspired by Degas’ ballerina paintings, I yearned to become a male ballet dancer, but no-one makes a Jumbo Xtra-large ballet shoe. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5188 I don't know what it is, but pictures of people with natural hair and noses freak me out. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5189 It’s a bit of a clown show today, isn’t it? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5190 How ironic is it that I can’t find the humor in this one? 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5191 Chiaroscuro- it's not funny. Like us. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5192 This stuff is pretty trivial when you're working on canvas and not the face of a three-year-old." 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5193 Finally Batman is a mere memory! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5194 She captured Earl's smile perfectly. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5195 I truly love the poetic doom and gloom of this one. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5196 We can’t all be lion tamers! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5197 The subtle interplay of light and color give it an almost transcendental quality. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5198 This clown calls himself an artist?! Balloon animals?? Sheesh, even I could do that! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5199 Look Honey, I thought we were clowns, but surprise this painting was made by a real clown. Lol. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5200 Am I a serious artist? Funny you ask. Take this work----Please! 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5201 That's really not funny, there's no clowning around at all. Just.drab humor with no color argh!!! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5202 Check the issue. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5203 I’m not an expert in art but if it doesn’t make me laugh or cry, I just say I don’t get it. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5204 This painting makes me question myself deeply: where have I left my hat? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5205 The abstract vignette imbues the sardonic period undercoating the painter's confined contrast from mainstream society 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5206 Sheer crap compared to the Balloon Dog. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5207 Why did Edward Hopper paint this clown? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5208 I like his use of colors, but his noses are problematic. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5209 Why would anybody paint something so creepy? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5210 This work is innately unserious 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5211 Picasso was a clown. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5212 Who’s the bozo that painted this? 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5213 This post-clownolialism thing is too abstract. I do not get it , do you ? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5214 Watercolor on black velvet isn't funny. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5215 There's no label on this one 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5216 What a clown shoe this painter must have…it’s terrible. 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5217 This is the last time I go to one of Barnum’s art show openings.. we’re just work friends. 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5218 I did this fresh out of the Academy. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5219 There’s no originality. All these artists stereotype us to look like clowns. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5220 Art is life. Life is art 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5221 .and this is the Leonardo cartoon. I don’t think it’s the least bit funny.. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5222 I'm conflicted between Saussure or Malraux. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5223 Orange? Now, why didn’t we think of that? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5224 It's a bit on the big red nose... 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5225 It's hard to relate to without the red nose and orange hair. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5226 I just can't take them seriously as an artist. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5227 Someone once told me I was the best abstract realism he ever saw. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5228 And this one I call Seltzer Bottle Deconstructed. 1.0833 0.03525 96 90 4 2
5229 Sorry, but that’s really not funny 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5230 The artist has no sense of humor. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5231 It’s funny like a clo… 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5232 It's like a carnival of colors and confusion on canvas! 1.0833 0.03865 84 79 3 2
5233 I dunno. Does it speak to you? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5234 I'm sorry, I just don't see the humor 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5235 IT really is all that. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5236 World leaders in conversation 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5237 He’s quite a performer but he definitely isn’t as cute as us 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5238 Here we have Van Gogh’s Squirting Sunflower series… most people don’t know he clowned to pay for his art supplies. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5239 I just don't see the resemblance, do you? 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5240 It's from his cubist balloon giraffe period. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5241 He tries to keep his sorrow hid, just like Pagliacci did. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5242 Really, you don’t see it? It’s called “My Inner Balloon Animal!” 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5243 Perfection, but why the big nose? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5244 Why don’t we ever get to have a Blue Period? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5245 Sure, it would look great back in the big top. But it'll never fit in the car. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5246 This was my grandfather, Clarabell. Buffalo Bob and Howdie never really appreciated his comedic genius. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5247 I would say it's the futility of finding matching socks!" Robert Jamieson Montreal, Quebec 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5248 It has no joie de vivre. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5249 …And they called me “Camille Pagliacci” for saying this exhibition never should have happened 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5250 I don’t know, without a red nose and floppy shoes Picasso is just so ordinary. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5251 Post dadaisme reminds me of our purpose in life. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
5252 They’re just trying too hard. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5253 It’s even more scary than us 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5254 Is this supposed to be art? It looks more like the time the overpacked clown car crashed into the lion cage. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5255 The use of seltzer is completely wrong. A shaving cream pie was the more obvious choice. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5256 Paint: Can be used for both good and evil. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5257 I just don't get the funny. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5258 He's no Frank Sinatra. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5259 This drawing just makes me wanna go into a car with a bunch of my buddies and drive somewhere 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5260 Is it upside down? It looks funny. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5261 I know, right? A five-year-old could do this. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5262 And these clowns call this mediocre work art. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5263 Hwuh-ha-ha-ha? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5264 Bozo’s early work is a bit of a gray area. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5265 I find it rather derivative...and creepy. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5266 Klimt! I thought you said it was an Emmett? As in Emmett Kelly. 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5267 No one could put that out into the world and expect to be taken seriously. 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5268 I thought we were supposed to be the joke, not this...... 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5269 The nose looks too funny -- too small, no color in it 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5270 You don't have to poise nude for a portrait. 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5271 I’d rather be the amusing one than the muse, you know? 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
5272 Expressionism... but again, no face paint. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5273 This idiocy looks like he plays with balloons. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5274 His style is such a joke! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5275 Painting it took years, as the paint came from my tears. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5276 What do you say we blow this popsicle joint? 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5277 That is me long before I had balls. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5278 Should I upgrade my face paint? 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5279 Like I said. There’s a sucker born every minute. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5280 The Three Musicians? Who are these three clowns? 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5281 We screwed up in Viet Nam and Iraq. Will anyone consider that we are the sources asking for restraint? 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5282 These artists think that they are only ones trying to put something over all the viewers." 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5283 They say it was his comic period but I just don't see it... 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5284 ¿Así? o más alto. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5285 It’s definitely Dadaism, what’s more absurd one person in that tiny car? 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5286 Don't like it. He looks like he's trying to hide something. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5287 You see, clown-life is an art form, just like the terrifying surrealism of this Bozoroni. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5288 Oh, he thinks his work is arcane and he's merely a wanna be clown. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5289 I don't know about you but I find the sad clown a cliche. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5290 The shoes are disproportionate to the nose.” 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5291 I can’t take it seriously, it’s just too kitschy. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5292 Some artists draw funny things others draw things funny 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5293 c"It would be better if we were clowning." 1.0808 0.03710 99 94 2 3
5294 It's not a DaVinci, it's a Pagliacci. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5295 This just mimes to me. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
5296 …”what do think Don, I don’t know Joe…we must be in the right spot, they are doing impressions” 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
5297 I find this artist hard to take serious. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5298 Clowning Around. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5299 I'm not sure which clown painted this one 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5300 It's from his seltzer-color period." 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5301 I could’ve done this. 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5302 Test case scenario 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5303 See. Rembrandt has the same nose as us. 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5304 I don’t get it either, but it’s a better hobby than murder. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5305 His make-up is a little off. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5306 This one offends my inner-clown. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5307 See how pointy the nose is on this one? 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5308 I wish he didn’t take himself that seriously, you know? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5309 This paint would be horrible for your pores. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5310 The nose is the wrong shade of red. Was this painted by some clown? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5311 All those flowers and not a single one that squirts water? 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
5312 Doesn’t that seem a little funny to you? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5313 We've arrived now that our genius is finally recognized by a highbrow artist. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5314 There is something to be said for Hyper-Realism. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5315 Who knew? Looks like us with no make-up! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5316 With modern art, you’d never know that Zippo the Clown accidentally squeezed his water flower right there. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5317 That Fred is so pretentious. Who does he think he's fooling with those obviously oversized red shoes and that painted on smile? 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
5318 It looks as the artist attempts at humor while he has a sad personality…don’t you think? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5319 Ugh, so garish. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5320 Remember, we’re to review them for Clown News strictly on their noses. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5321 I'm a serious art critique, I'm not just some clown off the street! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5322 They wouldn’t let us do this at the Louvre in our break!! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5323 I see a whimsical but derivative painting where the artist is obviously trying to mask his desperate attempts at being accepted as a Renaissance clown. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5324 I say he looks more like a fool than a clown 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5325 There's not a single clown painting in the entire museum. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5326 Beautiful painting and colors, but I think she’s missing a funny bone. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5327 Aunt Meridith has faded . 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5328 I’m just not seeing it, I feel like any bozo could paint this crap. 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5329 It would feel more realistic if there were about ten more people coming out of the car, don’t you think? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5330 I have got a lot of good nose ideas from Francis Bacon 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5331 And they think a clown wall is strange. 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5332 Renoir’s is much more lifelike. I’m not convinced Seurat really understood our community. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5333 It's so sad that this is not more funny. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5334 This one’s no joke! 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5335 If only he would take his art seriously. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5336 I just don’t see what is so funny 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
5337 I don’t know…it just doesn’t capture the real him. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5338 You're right, Bosco, they have 12 clowns represented already. But, I'm sure they can fit at least 16 more onto that small canvas. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5339 I'm more partial to his blue period. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5340 Could we fit a clown in a beret carrying it on an easil out of the clown car? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5341 Call me a clown, but I feel like I could even paint this. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5342 When I'm not working as a clown in the circus, I'm an art critic. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5343 Old Masters wouldn't get us. I 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5344 It's "The Splat." He painted it right after being shot from a cannon by some bozo. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5345 More representative of the transition from the post pie-in-the-face to pre-seltzer in the pants periods. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5346 They just slap it on and stick it up." "Yeah slapstick isn't ART. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5347 Sure, it’s colorful, but is it an art form? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5348 The velvet medium is so passé. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5349 ...if amateur art critics dressed as good as their critiques 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5350 Why did your doctor tell you to come and see him? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5351 I see a very small car with a lot of people coming out of it. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
5352 Why does she have so many clothes on? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5353 Because we are authentic clowns, we have a deeper appreciation of the artist's wicked sense of humor. Alice L. Haber 500 Pearson Circle Apartment 3015 Frederick, MD 21702 alicehaber@aol.com 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
5354 I like it—but is it the right time and place? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5355 I don't get it. Any clown I know could've painted that. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5356 Yes . Your great grandmother left him after his blue period, but she had enjoyed wearing the costume so much that she joined the circus. The rest is history. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5357 She looked better on black velvet. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5358 Here in the Big Apple a Jackson Pollack is worth much more than this Dutch Master. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5359 Human, but not. Happy but sad. I don't get it. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5360 He so clearly understands the viewers. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5361 The great portraitist Red Skelton is spinning in his grave. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5362 I think I see the context 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5363 Do you think the pain of laughter had a role? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5364 I went to Pagliacci, you at least pretend to enjoy the artwork. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5365 I've always thought 'art comedy' is just so on the nose. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5366 See, paint IS art. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5367 Red balloon’s juxtaposition, powerful. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5368 It lacks seriousness, don’t you think? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5369 They call this art? There's not a drop of orange or pink in the painting. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5370 I know some find them comical, even cheerful. But they just give me the creeps. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5371 I call it the Pie-In-The-Face Movement. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5372 Sardonic Optimism ---Ya think? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5373 For some strange reason I am drawn to Moninet and only Moninet. There is a certain je ne sasis quoi? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5374 I don't understand why the portraits look so different from us. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5375 This Rorschach Blot clearly lacks imagination, personality, emotion, and worst of all, humor! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5376 So, it looks like Musee des Beaux Arts has nothing to do with Bozo after all. 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
5377 the kids love this stuff 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5378 Personally, I find it humorless. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5379 It doesn't make me laugh, I can tell you that. 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
5380 I object to the artist's use of colors. The hue of red used for the nose is all wrong. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5381 I don’t think they will take our advice seriously. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5382 What Bozo do you think painted this ? 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5383 A piece of candy in Mr. Twit’s beard? I don’t see it Bozo. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5384 This is the guy who couldn't fit in the car. This is the guy who couldn't fit into the car. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5385 … and that’s when I realized what “clowning around” really means. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5386 The Son of Man would say so much more if it were a cream pie instead of an apple. 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
5387 The theme of this entire exhibit is funny but sad. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5388 I’ll be honest, I’m pretty tired. Sorry honey but I think we may have tried to squeeze in too many activities into one day 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5389 Seems kinda clownish to me. 1.0777 0.03291 103 97 4 2
5390 Are we really supposed to take this seriously? 1.0776 0.03037 116 109 5 2
5391 yet another coulrophobic... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5392 This work supposedly speaks to the clownesque nature of everyday life. Yeah, I don't buy it. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5393 This one's a joke, painted as a riddle. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5394 Do you know why they sent for us? 1.0769 0.03574 91 86 3 2
5395 It's a representation of the human struggle between good and evil clowns. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5396 This is from the clown period which I think produced some of his best work. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5397 I just can’t take his artistic interpretations seriously. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5398 quite the joker. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5399 It makes you want to both laugh and cry. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5400 It reminds me of early Gacy. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5401 It's clear he was unable to grasp the concept of clown feet. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5402 I could make that with balloons. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5403 I don’t get it . Very dark , No humor at alll. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5404 I just do not get it. yesterday the background was green. Today it is blue 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5405 "I say once a clown, always a clown." 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5406 Our costumes are too classic. What do you think about taking inspiration from this painting? 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5407 Riddle me this Bubbles: How is this two-dimensional, monochromatic smearing of paint more elevated an art form than our raucous abstraction we perform live on stage six nights a week? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5408 We might as well dress like a clown when you try to read some of these curatorial explanations. 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5409 Stick with me, kid. “I’m the clown for the director’s clown party” gets you in free every time! 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5410 Ahh yes, yes, exquisite 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5411 OMG! I could do that. Funnier, maybe. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5412 We had to dress up,since the paintings were so dull. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5413 If I had a dollar for every time I was mistaken for a gallerist I could afford that painting 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5414 Indeed an amusing use of color, but surely they could have fit more in. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5415 This is the painting that inspired me to be a clown. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5416 Don’t you find their style silly? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5417 I don’t get it! Are they funny? Are they scary? Which is it? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5418 Why would you want to buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling and a painting of some creepy John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building? 1.0769 0.03574 91 86 3 2
5419 Who would ever think to sit for a portrait without make up on? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5420 Who is funnier? Us or this so called artist's work? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5421 It's scary compared to what? 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5422 Where was that bowl? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5423 I first saw this work when I was a junior at Columbia.That’s when I decided to study art history. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5424 The color palette is not bright enough! 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5425 I know some people call it a masterpiece. To me, it's just not funny. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5426 Another one by Stephen King! Also called "It"! 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5427 Now this artist was certainly no Bozo! 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5428 Now this guy is saying life ain't no joke - colours rise and fall change bounce into obscurity . . . 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5429 They said not to touch the art, but this piece is so touching 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5430 Look at this clown! You call that art? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5431 I'm glad we got out of that posse before it got too insane. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5432 Would have more gravitas in velvet. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5433 After this AI art only the unimaginative will find us funny. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5434 This Augustine is a bad painter. What a dauber- far too big for his boots; the inverse of us, of course [both chuckle]. What a terrible party. Nobody wants a balloon dog and he kept shushing us. What an obnoxious, angry, bearded 4 year old. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5435 Bozo the man. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5436 I swear to god the magazine said the gallery would showcase a great clown. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5437 Sure, he can smear paint on canvas, but it takes skill to paint a clown’s face well! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5438 People should get a real job instead of clowning around. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5439 I decided to put together a new show under my own name after a couple decades releasing work under my joke pseudonym, Jeff Koons. You can only debase yourself so long. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5440 We too are the art that people come to take pictures of. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5441 The artist left the paint wet purposefully to demonstrate that watching paint dry is still preferable to watching a Yankees game. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5442 Cezanne though he was so clever, never depicting a carriage without dozens of our brethren emerging from it. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5443 I wanted to do her, nude … but she said “Look at YOU!”. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5444 It evokes nothingness, Charles. Empty space. A void in a pit. In essence, this particular piece speaks to my soul, to the very reason why I became a clown. But what happens when laughter is no longer the best medicine and the doctor needs a spoonful? My heart is shattered and empty. Honk honk. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5445 Early period, you see. He doesn’t quite have his maudlin established. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5446 funny how they say our job is a joke 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
5447 so, who is the clown here? 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5448 This makes me feel funny....on the inside 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5449 Frankly, I don't think this is a serious artist... 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5450 I know the clown who painted this. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5451 It does possess a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5452 I agree; jejune and yet pretentious. It also needs more tears. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5453 Why can't you take art seriously? 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5454 ‘You call this art?! My kid, Chuckles, can paint his own face better than this…’ 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5455 There is a lack of small cars snd elephants in this painting 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5456 Eh! I just can’t take this artist seriously. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5457 this one always makes me laugh 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5458 It’s a good thing you’re talented. After the last exhibit did so well, you had some big shoes to fill. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5459 $10,000,000 and no one is laughing ! 1.0750 0.03887 80 76 2 2
5460 What so great about the painting by this bozo? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5461 WAY too serious! He's no Jeff Koons. 1.0750 0.03887 80 76 2 2
5462 Some of these pictures make me laugh 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5463 My monkey could have drawn this. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5464 I miss the little cars 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5465 As a professional art critic, I can say with certainty... 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5466 This shade of red, really? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5467 Yes but is he funny? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5468 Perhaps not the best example of “Les Beauxeaux Arts”. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5469 And to think that PT Barnum was friends with my Dad... 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5470 I never knew Rembrandt painted clowns 🤡 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
5471 This represents my fear of Mini’s. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5472 I can see why van Gogh cut off that over-sized ear. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5473 Everything about this exhibit is muted, introverted, unfunny. It's just something I can’t relate to. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5474 Ha! WHO was the clown that painted that?” 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5475 Why is this realistic portrait in the abstract paintings exhibit? 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5476 When will they invite us to the good shows?” 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5477 Does she think her audience is a bunch of clowns? 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5478 It makes me wonder how people see us as art critics. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5479 I mean, really? Absolute clown shoes. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5480 I just don't get this art. Maybe it's a serious culture thing. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5481 It lacks a sense of humor 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5482 How else are we going to increase awareness of the dangers of car stuffing? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5483 This was rendered in brushed ash from a onetime fire eater. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5484 Bozo Lisa’s smile always inspires me. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5485 See, now if I painted something this trivial I’d be labeled a clod. Which is just rich people talk for clown. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5486 Time to get serious. Good manners prohibits clowning around in a museum. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5487 I can’t see how anyone takes him seriously. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5488 His make-up needs a little less orange in it, don'cha think? Maybe some red on the nose would help but he is just too, too tangerine. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5489 His nose is a funny shape. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5490 What Bozo chose this piece for the exhibition? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5491 you know, i wish it was more abstract and freeform and funny, kind of like us 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5492 I thought this gallery was supposed to be circus themed 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5493 I don’t get it. it’s not funny. Whatever. 1.0741 0.02853 108 101 6 1
5494 I think it's a metaphor for the absurdity of life. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5495 Yet another proof that we're underrepresented. We must frighten these curators into submission. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5496 I didn’t sign a release for this, did you? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5497 It makes me feel so sad 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5498 It's just SO me! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5499 Look at this clown! 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5500 I think this is from Red Skeltons "Blue" period. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5501 I'm serious! That's what they claimed back then! 'We're protecting women by not letting them choose'. Imagine falling for something like that??" 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5502 Maybe not as good as his work during his Black Velvet period. 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5503 Just more circus figures! 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5504 damn, more like PAWGliacci amirite? 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5505 I'm not getting modern vibes from this one 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5506 Hit it with the flower squirt in the name of justice for all shunned clowns everywhere 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5507 This is how bad clowns were in 2100 BCE. 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5508 As you can see, this is a commentary by the artist Bozo on the current political climate in the United States 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5509 I'm glad Emmett is finally getting some recognition in death. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5510 No clowning around, this is good art! 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5511 I see what he is trying to say, but the facial expressions just aren’t realistic. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5512 You see honey, this is art ! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5513 This bozo can't even draw attention. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5514 The pie in the face routine really doesn't work in this example. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5515 I don't find van Gogh at all funny. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5516 As you can see, our reality is solidified.... 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5517 It looks like they were just clowning around. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5518 I thought if we wore clown outfits, it would look different. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5519 But, I find the use of velvet as a medium to be derivative" 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5520 I don’t get it - Where’s his red nose and big shoes ? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5521 It’s weird but the play of shapes and colors makes me feel cheerful and frightened at the same time. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5522 I’ve always hated paintings of us. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5523 He's such a talented artist, you can practically hear the nose honk. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5524 No clowning around here. People thought his work was hilarious. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5525 In cubism the artist juggles his brushes on all four sides of his head. So this is not a Braque. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5526 For me, it’s just a little too on the clown nose. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5527 It's his Blue Period. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5528 I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5529 I’ve seen goofier… 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5530 Sure it has bright primary colors and a cartoonish style, but it's not scary enough. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5531 This work is from the artist's early "clowning around" period. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5532 This art is so abnormal! 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5533 It’s a bit creepy, I don’t see the allure. In fact, would you mind if we got out of here? 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5534 I mean, it has a sense of humor, but is it 'ha ha' funny? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5535 It's a bit on the nose for me. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5536 Average person's view of an art critic 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5537 I don’t see anything vaguely humorous about this. Do you? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5538 Pffft! That’s not even funny. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5539 Yes the artist has captured some elements of impressionism, but where's the humor ? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5540 Oh come on, a mime could have painted that. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5541 NOT REALISTIC AT ALL. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5542 That Wood Duck has a better costume than mine> wonder who designed it? 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5543 You have no idea how difficult it was to paint, with a pie in my face. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5544 I prefer portraits like mine done on black velvet 1.0723 0.03749 83 79 2 2
5545 The brushwork was made by a buffoon! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5546 Can't you see, the laughter is missing. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5547 No way this is better than Bozo’s velvet paintings 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5548 These pieces all predate the movie “It”. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5549 I can't even smell the oil paint...let alone hear anything. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5550 Circus in town? 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5551 You can see how Bronzo used his own clown hair for the brush and his clown makeup for paint to give it authenticity but it missed the mark on the body. Doing a nude self portrait was not in his own best interest. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5552 This one is from my 'I'm Being Serious' phase. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5553 Oil on canvas simply cannot capture our essence. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5554 It's all wrong! There should be 4 balls, not 3. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5555 The attempt at capturing all three rings and the big top as a curvilinear, yet figural abstraction clearly identifies him as an Ass Clown. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5556 We must be missing something here...this painting doesn't make either of us laugh, let alone smile. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5557 Back in those days, there were honorable candidates for the highest office in the land. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5558 An example of how NOT to paint your face. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5559 What is this clown. It looks like Bob’s side profile” “Mhm 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5560 I don’t know. It doesn’t make me smile. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5561 You can't seriously call that performance art! 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5562 All of these just look tacky to me. 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
5563 Some what say that clowns are a work of art worthy to be displayed in museums. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5564 If that Bozo brother of yours thinks he's an artist, I'm an F-15 fighter pilot. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5565 I think they’re gas-lighting us. 1.0714 0.03705 84 80 2 2
5566 It just seems so,,,obvious 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5567 Now this is a ClownFISH! No relation. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5568 I call this one "Sole Mate" - painted while folded elegantly in the trunk of a VW Beetle entwined my paramour Smiley O'Happipuss - her oversized shoe repeatedly honking my nose. 1.0714 0.03705 84 80 2 2
5569 The influence of neoliberalism on this can produce a laugh. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5570 Still better than that clown Hitler. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5571 Look, you see...This is why you don't wear your hat inside. What you call that a lady?? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5572 It just doesn’t have that element of play. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5573 I don't know, oil on canvas just lacks panache. Oil on velvet on the other hand...... 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5574 No joke de vivre! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5575 I find his work numerically challenged. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5576 I feel the artist failed to adequately capture the postmodern nature of carnival life in today's materialistic world 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5577 This was done during my darker period, 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5578 Yet another derivative work portraying a couple in the American Gothic pose. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5579 But......that isn't funny... 1.0706 0.03662 85 81 2 2
5580 A child at one of my birthday parties could have painted THAT! 1.0706 0.03662 85 81 2 2
5581 He was a great Impressionist 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5582 The artist drew my lips and nose too big! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5583 As Bozo is to the Mona Lisa .... need I say more? 1.0706 0.03662 85 81 2 2
5584 Are we the clowns for not knowing what is going on? 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5585 Not a serious work. I think the artist is just clowning around. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5586 Ding Ding my dear, of course we can fit in our tiny car, I’m not worried! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5587 I just can’t take Dadaism seriously. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5588 It’s disturbing that cousin Bobo’s process can’t get beyond playing in dirt and calling it art. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5589 A spotlight, yet no laughs. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5590 Putin and Medvedev: – What do you think about it? – The Western culture seems to decline. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5591 And this is from that clown Mr. Springy’s early period. Note the unrestrained glee. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5592 I don’t understand why this one is considered menacing. 1.0700 0.02564 100 93 7 0
5593 It's beautiful, he must have had you in mind mon chérie. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5594 Just where is the spark of creativity, the humour, the laughter? It makes my inner clown feel down. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5595 It’s only hope is to be amusing but it’s got the wrong nose. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5596 I would jester a guess that the artist was a humorist. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5597 I think this artist was kind of clowning around with this one 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5598 Looks like he was just clowning around! 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5599 Your grandfather the clown didn't look good in the photos 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5600 Listen, Mike Johnson— I’m Majorie Taylor Green, when I speak people hear me. So let’s frame our message together so all will come running and know we’re not just throwing stuff upon the wall. 1.0698 0.03620 86 82 2 2
5601 It's like a funhouse mirror for the soul. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5602 Oh, Brother! I wonder what clown painted this". 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5603 These people are clown! 1.0693 0.02540 101 94 7 0
5604 Oh, I thought these were by Payaso! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5605 My grandmother was Chagall's muse. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5606 Personally I think the tear is a bit over the top. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5607 The perspective is out of whack. R. Stanton, Palo Alto, California 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5608 The colour, style and presentation of even famous people in those days was so pasee',just no panache! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5609 They said this was da Vinci's clowning around period, but I fail to see the humor in Mona Lisa was a moustache. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5610 It makes me laugh, but is it really art? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5611 Well, he's no Red Skelton! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5612 Is this what people think 🤔 we look like? Kinda confusing. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5613 His paintings always bring a smile to my face. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5614 This is a self portrait my grandfather did after my aunt died 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5615 Why it’s called “Envia a los payasos” I don't know, but don’t bother its here. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5616 Well, this is were the rubber hits the road. Powerful. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5617 Alright, fine! You’ve convinced me, Felix! We won’t put in the track lighting! Now where do you want to eat? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5618 That picture was taken before he got his new nose. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5619 You call that art? Don't make me laugh. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5620 I don't see the humor in this at all. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5621 you call this abstract expressionism? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5622 An art critic on 'Bring Your Child to Work Day'. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5623 his painting done in teardrops 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5624 This picture corroborates the fact that the politicians in the past took their job too seriously. They just did not know how to relax to avoid job related stress. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5625 But you see them everywhere now - faces covered in cream pie. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5626 A pie to the face is what's lacking here. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5627 Hey, look at this picture. Looks like some clown painted it. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5628 How tacky, and it's not even painted on velvet. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5629 It's more frightening than amusing. I like it! 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5630 Not very funny 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5631 This is the last one. Like I said, nothing laughable in an art gallery. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5632 Pfft. This commentary is a laugh riot. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5633 we can see something in nothing 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5634 Two cast members from Pagliacci escape during intermission for a few minutes at the nearby art museum. 1.0680 0.02492 103 96 7 0
5635 Barnum never wore a beard! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5636 See, the plus-side of jumpscaring children is that trauma is a key element in the soul of an artist. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5637 These things cant compete with The Greatest Show on Earh 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5638 Is that supposed to be our reunion or congress? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5639 Beats me why these goofballs are on the wall. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5640 We’re raising money at this show for Clowns Undergoing Nonstop Tinnitus Symptoms. It’s why some of us are depicted unfairly as sad all the time. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5641 The seriousness of the character is only surpassed by the focus on the details. Don’t you just love paintings of horses? 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5642 Only 999? What is he trying to say? 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5643 It's no Oberstein, that's for sure. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5644 And so after I tearfully told him I am Pagliacci, the doctor suggested visiting this museum instead. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5645 We did not draw any attention we robbed a circus. What is wrong? We are not even doing anything, yet people stare. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5646 Uh-oh 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5647 He scribbles all his signatures in crayon. 1.0674 0.03500 89 85 2 2
5648 Obviously, this is not a clown! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5649 ...then I said to him "I didn't mean 'I tip my hat to you' literally," but it was too late! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5650 And they call themselves artists 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5651 And this is considered a superlative example of Bozo's final era. He was able to paint only with his nose after the raging bull landed on his barrel and threw him to the arena's top tier. 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
5652 But does the artist know it's funny? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5653 Emmett Kelly looks great, but I dread the ride home in that small car. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5654 This could have been great if he hadn't used up all his orange paint on my hair. 1.0667 0.02795 105 99 5 1
5655 You know, this doesn’t really make me laugh.” 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5656 It's powerful with the orange eyes, green cheeks, and blue lips but triangles are not happening. Picasso is going nowhere. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5657 Can't you see? There's so much sadness in this sad clown. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5658 How many of these can we fit in the car? 1.0667 0.03462 90 86 2 2
5659 The key is to juggle impressionism with realism. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5660 Okay, it’s great, but will it make her laugh? 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5661 …can they blame us if somebody sang ‘send in the clowns,’…? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5662 What Bozo painted this piece of garbage? 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
5663 And they call us clowns.” @astarkani 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5664 And that, my friend, is the essence of clarity. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5665 It just seems too gaudy, you know? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5666 Funny? How do you mean funny? 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5667 HE was the clown. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5668 Those would be the perfect size for juggling 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5669 …as I was saying, Barb thinks I’m too serious, is she right? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5670 Look me in my face and tell me I'm not a better painter than them. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5671 I think we need to take a more serious look at this one. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5672 I get the collars were deriguere, but not so much the buttoned onesies. 1.0658 0.03900 76 73 1 2
5673 It doesn't connect with me on a personal level. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5674 Here the artist conveys the emotional feeling of pie hitting face. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5675 This incomprehensible masterpiece will help you get into character .I hope now you feel more like a clown. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5676 On the other hand she could be in drag. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5677 I heard she as just clowning around when she painted this…. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5678 I find this derivative of Bozo’s duck series. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5679 I don’t know. There’s just something inherently terrifying about it.” 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5680 He’s good, but he’s no Walt Kuhn. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5681 This painting, older than us, so clumsy! 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5682 I’ve just always been drawn to his music and his art. 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
5683 Do you like the picture? 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
5684 The color application lacks point of view 1.0652 0.03388 92 88 2 2
5685 Personally, Bozo's earlier work spoke to me more 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5686 I don't know, these artists show no individuality anymore 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5687 I remember this one, caused quite the circus when it was unveiled. 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
5688 Cubism? Well it's funnier than us. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5689 I may be misinterpreting, but I believe that painting portrays a Bozo no no. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5690 If we get enough pies in the face, we, too, might make it into the Barnum and Bailey Museum. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5691 It’s amazing how his work embodies both humor and fear at the same time. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5692 Is it art?" "I should Cocoa 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5693 I admit I took a few liberties with your portrait, but that was during my blue period. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5694 I really prefer the lips and eyes to stand out more. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
5695 Sophisticated Clowns, Vincent Van Clown and Clownangelo 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
5696 She was a model, a lover, a confidant, amuse. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
5697 Picasso ..Le Clown 1962 Finally a self portrait 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
5698 Don't know about you, but this doesn't make me laugh. 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5699 I think this monochromatic style is completely revolutionary. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
5700 As they say, 'penny-wise, pound-foolish'. 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5701 Geesh! You'd think the artist could have fit more colors into the canvas? 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5702 Honey, that corset would make me burst out loud. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5703 Frankly, their use of color is comical. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5704 This is from the impressions era. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5705 It's just not very funny. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5706 We make a much bigger “impression” than this ever could. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5707 Yes, but do you think it might class with our antique cigar store Indian Chief? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5708 A smile that makes you laugh, I don't think so. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5709 I mean, I don't *hate* this one 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5710 I prefer the work from his velvet period. 1.0638 0.03317 94 90 2 2
5711 testing scenario 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
5712 The artist here of Rapa Nui sure knew the attraction of noses. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5713 "...does the rouge reflect the rogue? ... I mean, are the pants saggy in the behind?" 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5714 So many of these artists make it impossible to realize the underlying character beneath their costume! 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
5715 I just don't get it. It's too overdone and has nothing to do with reality. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5716 Look, painting the canvas instead of faces might be a good idea?... 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5717 Once you've seen so many portraits of Red Skelton, the eye yearns for novelty. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5718 How did he get in here with that suit? 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5719 I think they overpaid 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5720 Marjorie and Matt trash art while Mitch covets a big bowl of nothing. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5721 Bubbles, notice how El Greco elongated her duck beak. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5722 I mean, who would dress like that in public? I can't believe the hairdo, and my goodness, what's with the fake jewelry? This must be what they mean by "surreal art"! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5723 I can't take this stuff seriously. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5724 It’s so relatable – attracting and repelling at the same time.” 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5725 It’s not that funny. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5726 What Bozo made this anti-masterpiece?” 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5727 I'm drawn to artists who take their work more seriously. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5728 Well, maybe next year. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5729 Testing2 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5730 And this is what one of the boy I pulled into the sewer last week. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5731 So i says to Mabel, I says 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5732 Well, from one clown to another, it's not a Pierrot 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5733 Since the Pagliacci singles mixer was mostly men, Chuckles and Coco the clown, visited the Jeff Coons balloon dog sculpture to cheer themselves up. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5734 When you see the title 'Clown Car' immediately your mind turns to a Ringling influence. But, really, this says so much more . . . 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5735 You are such a Bozo. This is great art 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5736 It tips into the canny valley. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5737 And for some reason, with this painting the art critics said I had fully emerged from my blue period. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5738 I prefer “The Crying Cavalier” 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5739 As you can see, this one is also a painting. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5740 This scares you? That's as crazy as thinking we might scare someone. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5741 An this is from my Blue Period. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5742 It just looks like the artist threw a bucket of confetti all over it. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5743 This guy's a hack. He's not being true to himself. He's trying way too hard to please his audience . 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5744 They said it was about clowns. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5745 The artist doesn't get humor. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5746 I thought your recent column in ARTFORUM nailed a couple of things, but look here-- 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5747 It doesn't take a posse to see this work is passé 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5748 It’s supposed to make you feel like you’re asking the audience for a volunteer. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5749 Those women in long fancy dresses just creep me out. This will make me have nightmares. 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
5750 I think this piece masks the thinly 1veiled sadness behind its primary color splash. 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
5751 And this was the inspiration for my 'Guernica' act..." 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
5752 I don't know much about art, but what I can tell you is that our colorful clothes are not much different from this antics. 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
5753 Wonder why they titled this meme stock portrait, "Send in the Clowns?" 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5754 This work has all the subtlety of a three-ring circus. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5755 I don't see this selfie of Clarence at all funny. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5756 Some people would find this to be scary. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5757 I am happy that we are REAL characters and not dressed up like the one in portrait! 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5758 And that is supposed to make us laugh? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5759 Weird, right? Not really my kind of funny. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5760 This clown thinks he’s an Artiste?! 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5761 All these people are here for this ridiculous stuff? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5762 Why would they want to bring us in today especially; I see nothing particularly unique or appealing to our genre here. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5763 These two clowns, admiring an Oberstein: one wonders if the painting's as confused as they are, while the other hopes the artist didn't use too much red... you know, for obvious reasons. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5764 It's certainly well executed, but he's no Georges Rouault. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5765 I just can not take the artist seriously if not classically taught. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5766 Another pointless attempt at irony 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5767 I still haven’t heard back from her benefactor. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5768 Hey, we know better than most that you can’t fear what you don’t understand, that life itself is dancing in the ambiguity. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5769 Wow! What a babe! I'd love to get her in the back of a clown car. With Chuckles, Bubbles, Bonzo, Bozo and Gumbo. And you of course. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5770 1. I was never a big fan of "realism." 2. Hell, if it makes me laugh, I like it! 3. Sure, the artist's famous, but it seems a big distorted to me. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5771 Seriously? Leo Lane Petaluma, CA 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5772 ( The man behind ) - "Oh man, I'm starving ". 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5773 I always thought the Fauvists were sort of clowns. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5774 Not a very realistic transition of a car. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5775 I just love how Andy Warhol's portraits seem to copy nature 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5776 I agree these look like a BOZO want a be painted these. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5777 See? Now this is what I find scary. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5778 Clearly, he doesn’t realize what a buffoon he’s made of himself. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5779 Test 1.0606 0.02410 99 93 6 0
5780 It captures my true fellings, but it’s still sad.” 1.0606 0.02410 99 93 6 0
5781 ...trust me , this will really make her smile...maybe even laugh out loud !!! 1.0606 0.02410 99 93 6 0
5782 Instead of showing true beauty, these degenerate art shows these days present 'modern art'. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5783 This is Bozo, the original pioneer of scaring...well...everyone. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5784 The turned up no noses leave me cold. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5785 It isn't very funny.. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5786 I have no idea what ANYONE sees in these clowns…. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5787 A group of animals working together to protect their habitat from human interference or pollution. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5788 Well, it's listed as "Under the big top"... I had no idea, really. 1.0602 0.03575 83 80 1 2
5789 No, a clown couldn't have painted this, she's not even holding a rubber chicken. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5790 I prefer his black velvet phase much more. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5791 What are the chances you think she'd be into guys that dress like us? 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5792 Reminds me of last weekend’s pie in the face 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5793 I think I'm better at the impressionist style. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5794 I give up, Hozo, what is a clown's favorite art style? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5795 They need us to decide wether it's not "obvious funny" or "obviously not funny". 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5796 Have you noticed our relationship is at a bit of a standstill since Bozo left? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5797 I learned technique at art school but clown school taught me how to write a convincing artist’s statement. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5798 And people say my jokes are hard to understand 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5799 It’s just not my circus. 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
5800 Here we have an example of contrabozo, Posto. Uh, I mean to say... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5801 There's too much lighting, it looks like our faces. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5802 But for real, 91 indictments? It’s surely a witch-hunt. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5803 Bobo Bigfeet’s figurative feminine is superbly executed in this piece. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5804 …and the plaque even said this guy was a world-renowned impressionist… talk about a joke! Anyone who hasn’t been in the mime game for at least five years can’t claim that!” 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5805 I can’t believe this is hanging in a museum! Clearly the work of a total bozo. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5806 We're all Bozos on this canvas." 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5807 Our colors are expired! 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5808 Oh…are you here with ‘Just stop oil’ too? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5809 Do not take it seriously - she is just clowning around. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5810 Y'see, this is what I mean. Anyone can do that." 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5811 I much prefer a medium of felt over canvas. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5812 My grandfather painted this after he became disillusioned with the circus. Such a waste of talent. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5813 I told Oberstein the bowler hat didn’t work 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5814 What's most impressive is that the lion cast the tamer's blood so perfectly onto the canvas 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5815 The artist is a friend of mine. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5816 More balloon animals? So passé. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5817 This absurdist stuff really leaves me cold 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5818 It doesn't even make me laugh. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5819 What kind of clown still paints Minimalist? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5820 I didn't know Bozo could paint. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5821 I wish this was a real painting, but, I can see the brush strokes. Just some poor hack artist. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5822 It doesn't look like a circus to me. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5823 Nice enough I guess, but I bet he's no great shakes at face painting. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5824 Knock, knock. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5825 So, I told my doctor I’m depressed, life seems harsh and cruel, and he said there’s a great art show in town by a brilliant painter, and it’ll really pick my spirits up… anyway, I call this piece ‘Self-Portrait of a Clown’. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5826 Hard to take these paintings seriously... 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5827 Do they expect us to take this seriousl 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5828 Ronald and Bozo studying Manet's Polichinelle and his secret! 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5829 I'm not so sure about his use of color" 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5830 And so he says to the Doctor, "But, doc, I am Caravaggio!" 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5831 It's altogether too outré. John Allan, Kingston, Ontario. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5832 Why do pop artists only paint soup cans and cartoons? If you ask me, they're missing out on a good thing." 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5833 I never would’ve believed you could do a seascape with red and white greasepaint. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5834 I don't think so. . He's famous for just clowning around. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5835 Not every clown are born equal. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5836 I know Warhol is considered a genius, but I just can't take him seriously..... 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5837 If it doesn’t make me laugh I’m sure it’s not for me. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5838 This is all tripe!! Where’s a seltzer bottle when you need one!! 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5839 What's the difference between funny and humorus 1.0575 0.03412 87 84 1 2
5840 This is not in the manner in which I thought she painted faces. 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5841 All of these Art Periods are boring! Let’s create our own and call it Clownism!” 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5842 Whatever happened to nuance? 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5843 I don’t know much about art but, not to sound like a clown, I know what I like… 1.0575 0.03412 87 84 1 2
5844 I never thought it looked anything like Uncle Bozo. 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5845 The eyes are so small... 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5846 I thought for a while the Whitney would collect my work too after buying all those Hoopers, but no 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5847 This is too messy…too crazy in a way. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5848 It's like looking in a mirror. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5849 These are okay, but I want to see the Bozo collection. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5850 Fine art is typically humorless. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
5851 I guess, these days, any clown-ass thing passes as art! 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5852 Funny…this person clowns around, their work goes in a museum. I’ve been doing this for years, look where it’s gotten me! 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5853 Beauty like this makes me a sad clown. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5854 Well, he’s no John Wayne Gacy. Whew! 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5855 Over rated! It doesn’t even have any black velvet. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
5856 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5857 I'm offended. This artist isn't good enough to be called a clown. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5858 So true, isn't it, what wild Oscar used to tell us. Sometimes Art really does imitate Life!" 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5859 I don't know. I just saw beauty in this makeup wipe. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5860 Why doesn't the guy have an eye? (Moxie, age 9) 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5861 This is the best pantomime I’ve ever seen! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5862 It lacks a certain authenticity 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5863 Funny, but not in a "laugh out loud" kind of way. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5864 I think this one speaks a lot about us. 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
5865 The technique is finer, but Gacy had a superior subject. 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
5866 Beats me! 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
5867 There's a lot less cost here. 1.0556 0.02897 90 86 3 1
5868 I never understood this artist's work. They're just another talentless bozo. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5869 The wardrobe for this portrait collection sucks! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5870 Interesting, but it can't hold a candle to those bug-eyed kids peeing into the Seine. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5871 Guy: See darling! The painting is ugly. Lady: Are you sure about that? Guy : Why not, it's disgusting. Lady: It's mine and sign the divorce papers before you leave. Guy: What😳! 1.0549 0.02866 91 87 3 1
5872 I prefer expressionist art 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5873 What is this? A joke? Ray Khirallah, Dallas, TX. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5874 chiaroscuro of the clowns, possibly? 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5875 I thought this one was on velvet but it’s just black with those stupid brush marks. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5876 THIS ONE MAKES YOU SAD TOO? YOU’VE SAID THAT ABOUT EVERY PAINTING IN HERE. AND THIS ONE IS A SUNRISE! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5877 Albeit a bit garish, this piece enjoys a superficial modicum of eye-catching appeal, but it lacks gravitas. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5878 I think the Red Skelton exhibit is in the next gallery. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5879 I’m not clowning around, she really does look like your mother. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5880 It's the last surviving masterpiece from Bozo's mime phase. 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5881 DeKooning or Pollock...your pick?! 1.0543 0.02835 92 88 3 1
5882 What clown painted this. Oh, yeah right. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5883 He projects the tension between happy and sad in a scary kind of way 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5884 If you’re interested in buying a piece, I’ve got another two thousand in the car. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5885 Put out some jug wine and microwave apps. Just saying, who's the real clowns here? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5886 The buttons on the shirt are clownishly disproportional. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5887 Too much color for me on this one 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5888 There is something funny about this artist. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5889 Ooof, it's not so difficult to judge 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5890 See how the artist captures the masking of the subjects inner turmoil. By using over sized feature on it face 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5891 Don's you wish he. died? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5892 Imagine you weren't hated by everyone. I can just about feel the testicles. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5893 'Have you ever seen something so ridiculous?' 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5894 I disagree. I think Mona's got a sad face... 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5895 It lacks texture without the black velvet. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5896 This Picasso guy is just clowning around. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5897 If it were a duckpin it'd be genius, but a can? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5898 How derivative of comedy in general 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5899 Why are they never smiling? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5900 It's reminiscent of the way Gainsborough captures his ladies. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5901 They’re the real clowns! 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5902 It doesn't look obscure to me. It's clear he was clowning around. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5903 The cabarets had Toulouse-Lautrec and we've got this guy. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5904 Your balloon alien just has more emotion to it. 1.0526 0.03128 95 92 1 2
5905 However, in this work you'll note how the juxtaposition of color and form clashes unpleasantly with most readily accepted social norms os the day. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5906 This looks like my old cousin, Clowno Picasso. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
5907 Where the hell is his head? What an abstract impressionistic buffoon. Give him the seltzer spray. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5908 It says this is an Impressionist painting, but it doesn’t look anything like Christopher Walken ordering at a Burger King drive-thru. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5909 Her colors -- they're too clownish! 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5910 Yeah, that’s true. When I cock my head to the left and close one eye ,it looks like a trumpy bear that went through a wood chipper. Yeah, if only. 1.0521 0.02718 96 92 3 1
5911 This is a joke, these "artists" think life is a circus ... 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5912 The gesso used on this piece doubles as my face paint. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
5913 I've grown weary of this artist. His subjects always seem to hold back, as if they're hiding behind masks ." 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
5914 Happy birthday, Jay! 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5915 This portrait brings out the clown that hides inside every man's nose. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5916 This artist is a clownish gasbag in person, but he has talent. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5917 Look at this harmonious, yet heterogeneous ensemble of elements... I’ve done essentially the same thing with my red nose, ruffled collar and giant shoes. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5918 This one looks weird. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5919 Hey Jerry, did you bump into this earlier? 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
5920 Yes, though it lacks a certain joie de vivre. 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
5921 Well, in those days they had only the 64-color box of Crayolas, not today's 152 "ultimate" pack. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5922 Yep, here we go again...the classic Roman nose...or the Greek nose. Who said these artists were creative? 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5923 This one's entitled, 'The Circus of Life'. I'd quit my day job to paint like this! 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
5924 I can’t believe I used to be scared of them… 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5925 I think he got my nose wrong.... Legs McNeil 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
5926 Bozo! Bozo! The whole world is Bozo! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5927 The colors don’t match. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5928 What gives? It's not the least bit funny. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5929 When I made this, I was still in the proverbial "clownset" 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5930 After being reassured of his sculptural talent at ceramic class, not even foolish clowns cared about Joe's bowl. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5931 Notice how the artist used the squirting flower painting technique to really bring out the comic essence of the subject. 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
5932 No tears…and the medium isn’t velvet. Who makes this trash! 1.0505 0.02637 99 95 3 1
5933 It's missing something, don't you think? Joie de vivre?" 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5934 Either he was being reflective or maybe just being funny! 1.0500 0.03029 80 77 2 1
5935 I don’t mean to be man – clownsplaining, but abstract deconstructionism in the context of pre-TikTok globalism is a little hard to take seriously. 1.0500 0.02190 100 95 5 0
5936 Do you feel like you’re jumping through hoops to interpret this ? 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5937 And over here is my last piece before I made 'IT'. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5938 I wish it had a red nose. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5939 This speaks to me — the helium in his balloons. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5940 Now this is a real clown show. 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
5941 I'm just not sure it's THAT funny. Do you think? A note: (The word "that" should be in italics rather that capitalized. I don't know how to do it on my phone!) 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5942 ‘’ Do you think this place has a sense of humor?’ 1.0490 0.02148 102 97 5 0
5943 Honey, A few weeks... and I bet it will be on sale at the Sotheby's! 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5944 Compelling, though somehow it lacks depth. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5945 I don't care what you say, it's not funny. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5946 I just don’t see the draw do you? Lack of color. Plain. No real sense of style. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5947 A nice enough rendition of Plato, but it lacks realism. A cotton candy blush tint splashed across the cheek would enliven it a great deal, don’t you agree? 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5948 Honestly, it’s commentary on us is offensive enough, but it’s a Wayne-Gacy?! 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5949 Now you see, the correct opinion on this is... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5950 You can really feel the pain behind the paint, don’t you agree? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5951 Don't you think this pic is soooooo much funnier upside down? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5952 They've got nothing on Oberstein. 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
5953 Totally dresses like a clown! 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5954 This is the one I think we could use as inspiration 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5955 Can you believe they had to keep their heads perfectly still while being held at gunpoint by little kids? 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
5956 That's me posing with Stephen King. He owns the rights for the prints so I'm screwed again. Makes me want to kill somebody. 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
5957 I just can’t take her work seriously. It’s tacky to the point of being garish. Wouldn’t you agree, Bozo? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5958 Picasso's Harlequin is not too funny like us. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5959 The artist shouldn't incorporate so much satire. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5960 I don't think our children will appreciate this interpretation of "Sad Sack Clown. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5961 Quite frankly, and I'm not just clowning around, I don't get the humor in this one.. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5962 testing in progress 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5963 And that pol had the nerve to call us clowns? 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5964 I know a lot about art, but I don’t know what I like! 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5965 It’s just not realistic. The tip of her nose is missing. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
5966 I don't know, I think I find that silly 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5967 Don't you agree, that's not quite the right handful? 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5968 And this right here is what you call, unnecessary profound "art," what happened to the days when you threw a pie in someone's face and called it a day 1.0471 0.02853 85 82 2 1
5969 I knew I was an artist when I fell face first onto a canvas. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5970 I just find it hard to take Post-Impressionism seriously. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5971 Even I could finger-paint this. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5972 This offends every clown. Do they not think we have feelings!?" -sk whidbey islan 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5973 This is the portrait of the First Lady and me. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5974 There’s a subtle nuance to his Punchinello. 1.0465 0.02820 86 83 2 1
5975 Here's a piece from the oft-overlooked 'comedically undersized car' sub genre of absurdist art." 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5976 Not an inspiration in the place. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5977 It’s like their tears are the paint that colors her smile. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5978 I dunno - I just don't find it amusing... 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5979 Here we see the nose as a blank canvas, waiting to be painted by the complex brushstrokes of postmodern life...that, and a bit of Go Ho Face and Body Red. 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5980 I just don't understand realist art... 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5981 Tiny bowties and shoes? This must be a surrealist piece. 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5982 I've seen this guy's work before, Pointy. I dunno, but I think he's some kind of clown! 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5983 I'm sorry, I cannot take this seriously. 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5984 Yet another Emmit Kelly representation that fails to deliver. 1.0460 0.02788 87 84 2 1
5985 I did not know when they asked me for my face towel, this is what they wanted it for! 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5986 now this guy WAS clowning around 1.0455 0.02757 88 85 2 1
5987 I really think they captured my sense of humor 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
5988 I’m not clowning around about this painting 1.0455 0.02757 88 85 2 1
5989 I’m sad, Maximalism is no longer haute. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5990 Obviously, this art is for the clueless creepy clowns. 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
5991 " I Guess They Outta Name A Street After You ". 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
5992 It's from his "Bluer than Blue" period. 1.0444 0.02696 90 87 2 1
5993 Seltzer should get this soup stain out. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5994 what is this clownmanship? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5995 What could be more frightening? 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5996 This one does not amuse me. It’s too serious. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
5997 I just do not understand serious artists. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5998 That just makes me sad--there's no fun in life anymore. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5999 Seriously, however celebrated, I find it difficult to connect with him. I mean, who is he behind the mask? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6000 So..I think we can assume that these people, whoever are were, not grasping the concept of humor in life. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6001 One-dimensional posers 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6002 Quit clowning around. 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
6003 No splash of color 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
6004 Ur Fired! wuz Smiles all around . .and Ur Fired On! wuz still good for Lots of Laffs . .but with On Day One starts Knocking Off rivals he kind of blew it ... even tho he wuz Grinning . . 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
6005 Why yes, my late great Uncle Gerry Mandering painted this piece. 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
6006 I starting to get pessimistic, but maybe like this our art can be recognized beyond the cinema. 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
6007 As the third generation, we don't have money for art like this. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6008 This is testament to the acrobatic prowess of the artist. He paints with the precision of a tightrope walker. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6009 So then this ‘Joker’ movie comes out and now he’s the ONLY clown everyone wants to replicate 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6010 I see better art when I look in the mirror. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6011 We call this one Grimaldi homo erectus 1.0426 0.02582 94 91 2 1
6012 Ugh, with work like this he'll never be taken seriously as an artist. 1.0426 0.02582 94 91 2 1
6013 I know art is subjective, but I just don't see the clown that guy was referring to. Do you? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6014 This one is called, “ Jester’s Kyphosis” 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6015 We really need to stop clowning around here. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6016 Everyone enjoys artwork. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6017 What Mona Lisa needs is a clown smile.” R.L.Russell, Marion,Iowa 1.0421 0.02071 95 91 4 0
6018 This is tragic. My next show will be based on this. 1.0421 0.02071 95 91 4 0
6019 You can see how I used dark colors to convey my inner sadness. But, when I'm out and about, yeah, I'll still wear the outfit. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6020 Does anyone even know what this is supposed to be? 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
6021 What it is, is it represents the universal anxiety of modern humanity. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6022 Derivative . . . bullshit . . . . 1.0417 0.02050 96 92 4 0
6023 An open hearted clown can find humor in a still life, but you just see meh. What a typical reaction from a graduate of a tier two clown school” 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6024 Well, you could add the black velvet but it would probably cost a bit more and take some doing. 1.0411 0.03046 73 71 1 1
6025 I don't find this amusing at all. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6026 Personally, I never saw the humor in impressionism. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6027 How can we hope to make people laugh, if they haven’t laughed at these? 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6028 In my opinion, the aesthetic of the artist’s milieu would have been better expressed with a balloon dachshund. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6029 He comes from a line of performance artists… I mean c’mon… you can’t really do this at a kids birthday party, you know 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6030 This piece doesn’t quite have the “It” factor 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6031 Seriously. They HAD to be clowning around... 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6032 Trump that !!! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6033 Which is worse, the Beast or the Clown Car? 1.0400 0.01969 100 96 4 0
6034 They don't fund kitsch but they love realism. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6035 What does he know about painting smiles? And it's not even on velvet 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6036 I think it lacks humor and a certain je ne se qua. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6037 The Ringlings donated this in honor of my classmates who looked in a mirror and scared themselves to death. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6038 A bit too many red noses, don’t you think? 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6039 No red nose. No ruff. It screams Coulrophobia!! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6040 It’s not that I’m turning my nose up at this John Wayne Gacy retrospective but, seriously…! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6041 It didn't work out well when I made up my dog. His nose came off when people started petting him. 1.0400 0.02965 75 73 1 1
6042 I dunno; it looks contrived. 1.0396 0.01950 101 97 4 0
6043 This piece lacks a certain amount of balloons, am I wrong? 1.0395 0.02926 76 74 1 1
6044 No, this is by Emmet Kelly 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6045 I believe this one is from Pagliacci’s blue period. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6046 Hard times for clowns these days… Before long, we’ll likely be immortalized only in paintings. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6047 It’s clear that back then they didn’t have a sense of clowning around. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6048 This clown isn’t funny 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6049 Personally, I think this artist covers the humor too much with diffused blues. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6050 It lacks the nuance of early Emmett Kelly. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6051 Notice how you get fit at least seven of them in a car 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6052 Yabba dabba do. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6053 I guess the artist was just clowning around 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6054 It is the sad clown paradox you're going through right now. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6055 C’mon.. I’m more of an Impressionist that this is 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6056 He's captured our essence, but he's no Oberstein, or Roucult, or even Picasso 1.0385 0.02852 78 76 1 1
6057 When Billy the Goat Boy's contract was up, he enrolled in Van Go By Mail. Who knew? 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6058 my friends and i saying we can recreate the painting on display. 1.0381 0.01877 105 101 4 0
6059 The sadness should come *from* the eyes." 1.0381 0.01877 105 101 4 0
6060 He’s gone in a whole new direction with his “Happy Clown” series. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6061 Here come the arty Clowns!! 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6062 My sportaldislexicartaphobia is real and noone takes me seriously. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6063 I’ve always been a fan of jester drawings. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6064 Ever feel like you are part of the art waiting for someone on the outside to give you voice? 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6065 His work reminds us that not everything in life is a joke." 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6066 Don't make me laugh; this exhibition does not portray the truth; it's just paint on a surface. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6067 Its from Clarabell's Blue Period 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6068 This was inspired by a Stephan King novel 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6069 The aporia in this painting is just to much for me 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6070 Once we learn how to appreciate these ridiculously looking paintings, people will begin to take us seriously. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6071 Don't worry about the lawsuit. Our pies are conservationist approved. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6072 It’s not avant-garde. It’s chiaroscuro contrapposto. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6073 The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6074 Sometimes you act just like a clown! You don’t know what you’re talking about! 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6075 For this self-portrait I tried for the utmost simplicity 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6076 These were all done with washable paint so no water out of your flower. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6077 This art makes me want to act as the Joker in the Batman film. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6078 I don’t see what is so funny about that. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6079 How fatuous. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6080 Bozo said to Betty, “I’m sure she is smiling at me!” 1.0357 0.02037 84 81 3 0
6081 Quick, who does he remind you of?.. Tell me that doesn't look like Bug Eyes! 1.0357 0.02037 84 81 3 0
6082 Forget about this painting, where’s our legs? Chuck Kozub. Glen Burnie, MD Chux143@aol.com 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6083 this one also lacks crowd-funding appeal. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6084 test data 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6085 To me, a kitten with large sad eyes isn't art. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6086 But then, very few can meet your standards as a colorist. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6087 I am telling you, modern art is not a joke 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6088 Bonzo prattled on and on about Duchamps…despite it clearly being a Caravaggio. Flopsy rolled her eyes and checked out the hot dad energy off the dude behind them admiring that bowl. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
6089 It's funny, but it's not Bosch funny. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
6090 This is Wise-O, but y'know...cultural erasure, and flattening complexities. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
6091 '"Appearances are key...,Painters should focus more on vegetables.." 1.0349 0.02588 86 84 1 1
6092 I was hoping to see a real clown show… 1.0345 0.01968 87 84 3 0
6093 This one is from his "Non-clown" phase. 1.0345 0.01968 87 84 3 0
6094 Trump could do something way better than this. 1.0345 0.01968 87 84 3 0
6095 Definitely too much clown paint. 1.0341 0.01945 88 85 3 0
6096 Well, it’s pretty common for the untrained eye to believe it belongs to the Post-Impressionistic era. 1.0341 0.01945 88 85 3 0
6097 It seems to me that she's missing the lighter side of life. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
6098 But is the car small ENOUGH? 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
6099 I’m not an expert but something about this just smells funny. 1.0326 0.01862 92 89 3 0
6100 These paintings are like nothing I've ever seen before; they either scare me or make me laugh! 1.0323 0.01842 93 90 3 0
6101 this was my doctors next reccomendation, after seeing my own show 1.0323 0.01842 93 90 3 0
6102 He really captured Emmett Kelly's soul - did you know he was a model railroader like your son? 1.0312 0.01785 96 93 3 0
6103 Hmmm ..... We may be clowns just like all those MAGAs & Trumpnics,,, However, their message is far more empty than is this art message,,,, So that is what this empty clown art message represents a really great point about Magat art !!! 1.0309 0.01767 97 94 3 0
6104 Don’t you find sad clown paintings creepy? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6105 This piece reminds me of John Wayne Gacy's sinister yet playful style. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6106 I don’t know. It’s just hard to take the artist seriously. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6107 Now, who would call that art? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6108 You really can’t appreciate balloon animals until you understand them. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6109 Now, Pogo... 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6110 I don't get this art work! It is only a shadow! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6111 This image (צֶלֶם) of the מֵּלִיץ in Genesis 46:23 is translated as the interpreter but I think he was a clown (לֵיצָן). 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6112 This makes me cry on the outside. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6113 The artist uses balloon art for inspiration 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6114 Da Vinci should have painted our smiles. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6115 For this one, they used both Bongo and my snake. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6116 Doesn't work for you - well don't complain if it isn't baroque 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6117 This one is called “when clowns frown”. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6118 Try not to think about them saying 'don't bother they're here...' when they sent us in ...just try and enjoy this Red Skelton... 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6119 They call us clowns but these paintings are just smudges. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6120 It has none of the harsh chiaroscuro, lurid palette. None of the pancake makeup obscuring an inability to capture emotion. No relying on sagging flowers to carry the emotional load. It just doesn't belong among the belle artes. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6121 After the aristocracues fell, we were treated as clowns anyways. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6122 Well, I think that he captured your essence. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6123 But, does it serve the image that, certainly, I am . . . and will always be. 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
6124 This is my cousin Bob. Can't even recognize him. The artist clearly needed glasses but he thought he was Picasso or something. 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6125 Movement in these paintings? Our art has actual movement! 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6126 And here you can see Krusty went into his Red Orange and Blue period. 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
6127 It speaks to me of civilization and its discontents. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
6128 It’s not funny. It’s just not funny. 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0
6129 This one is based off a wig,and this one a big red button. ABSTRACT!? Nonsense 1.0244 0.01714 82 80 2 0
6130 As you can see, a defining moment from Piclownso's Blue Period. 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
6131 The guy who's dreaming this clown nightmare just walked in. 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
6132 I don't understand how artists can make something like this and think they'll be taken seriously 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
6133 It looks like he just slapped some paint on with a stick. 1.0238 0.01673 84 82 2 0
6134 I had heard that Bozo was diversifying later in his career, but I must say, I’m not impressed!” 1.0238 0.01673 84 82 2 0
6135 Just to rub his success in, Dumbo said I could have his allocation of peanuts. 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
6136 I don't find anything funny about this one" 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
6137 Ain’t it wild, Chuck? Those elephant retirees are rubbing it in our faces now. 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
6138 I never even heard of him, but they say Picasso is a better artist than Clarabell." 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
6139 Well, if you ask me this portrait’s clothing choice is ridiculous. 1.0230 0.01616 87 85 2 0
6140 I’m not sure if the kids will like it or be afraid of it. What do you think? 1.0225 0.01580 89 87 2 0
6141 Completly out of place at the time, they said he starved. 1.0225 0.01580 89 87 2 0
6142 Can you believe what they were able to achieve during that tiny little window between the wars? I wonder, Toot-toot, if that's a necessary pressure for greatness. 1.0208 0.01465 96 94 2 0
6143 My chimp can paint better than that 1.0202 0.01421 99 97 2 0
6144 And here's the cover for Rihanna's upcoming ninth studio album... 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
6145 Ha ha ha! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
6146 I think Sally-Boy Dali was really clowning around when he did his abstractions, just goofing on the art community" 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
6147 1. That portrait is from my goofball clown days. Good times. 2. That picture makes me sad. 3. This is an excellent example of the pre-dunce era. 1.0143 0.01439 70 69 1 0
6148 Let's do it Dina; this one appears to be perfectly glueable. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
6149 I just find Oberstein so much more relatable. 1.0139 0.01399 72 71 1 0
6150 Do you really think that Picasso can inspire us? 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0
6151 And they call this art? 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
6152 Is that Barnum or Bailey? We can just take it to add to our collection. 1.0127 0.01274 79 78 1 0
6153 It's okay, Bozo. Just spending a little time with this art will reduce your fear of humans. 1.0127 0.01274 79 78 1 0
6154 My face has more color than this. 1.0125 0.01258 80 79 1 0
6155 Why’ve you turned up wearing your suit with 4 pompoms when we agreed 3? And why the hat? Anyway back to this painting 1.0118 0.01183 85 84 1 0
6156 Note the artist’s brilliant use of the color orange Starburst around the armpits. Makes a guy proud to call 45, one of us! 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0