Contest #893


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The seller isn't willing to come down. 1.7935 0.01027 5970 2624 1955 1391
1 According to the Trump organization, it's 30,000 square feet. 1.7773 0.01132 5667 2827 1275 1565
2 The other prospective buyer fell through. 1.7498 0.00934 7326 3485 2189 1652
3 The owner moved back in with his parents. 1.7355 0.00961 6511 3045 2143 1323
4 You asked to see something in your price range 1.7330 0.01922 1622 760 535 327
5 The current owner is very motivated to sell before his parents get home. 1.7302 0.00830 9235 4523 2681 2031
6 You did ask for a house on Elm... 1.7039 0.01067 5276 2597 1644 1035
7 The seller will accept cash, candy, or comic books. 1.7039 0.01078 4998 2411 1656 931
8 Open concept, wooden accents, great views. And it grows on you. 1.7031 0.01273 3762 1871 1137 754
9 The previous couple had a falling out. 1.6914 0.01201 4184 2106 1263 815
10 I can probably get them to throw in a tire swing. 1.6911 0.00953 5713 2638 2202 873
11 I should let you know, there’s a family of squirrels who have already made a very competitive offer 1.6875 0.01049 5452 2752 1652 1048
12 This is a good example of the architect’s early work. 1.6857 0.01020 5790 2939 1732 1119
13 Finally, a place we can afford and the grandkids will want to visit. 1.6848 0.01023 5523 2740 1784 999
14 I’d love to give you a tour, but unfortunately no girls are allowed. 1.6846 0.01050 5482 2794 1623 1065
15 It includes the password to the neighbor's WIFI. 1.6840 0.01054 5224 2603 1669 952
16 In your price range, it's either this or the bouncy house. 1.6797 0.00955 6494 3295 1984 1215
17 We like it but the seller isn’t willing to come down. 1.6757 0.01243 3836 1960 1160 716
18 It's perfect for your mother. 1.6723 0.01462 2777 1428 831 518
19 The seller is very motivated since he starts 5th grade next week. 1.6719 0.00997 5605 2782 1880 943
20 And the owner is willing to negotiate, since you are his parents. 1.6696 0.01037 5629 2940 1609 1080
21 If this were in Central Park you couldn't touch it. 1.6676 0.01750 1868 948 593 327
22 Smaller footprint, eco-friendly, open floor plan, traditional craftsmanship, plenty of natural light, tree views and safe from flooding - it ticks all of your must haves. 1.6674 0.01605 2207 1116 709 382
23 Let’s try to talk him down. 1.6663 0.01143 4183 2074 1431 678
24 I've found you a high rise in your price range. 1.6619 0.00985 5916 3034 1848 1034
25 It's ideal for empty nesters. 1.6615 0.01041 4942 2443 1729 770
26 The neighbors are a little squirrly but it’s in your price range. 1.6613 0.01524 2282 1122 811 349
27 This one still has the original hardwood flooring. 1.6603 0.01245 3527 1766 1193 568
28 Tree bedroom no bath. 1.6548 0.01030 5579 2945 1615 1019
29 The sellers are empty nesters. 1.6538 0.01264 3310 1647 1162 501
30 Just imagine the view ten to twenty years from now. 1.6533 0.01025 5220 2650 1730 840
31 It's really a starter home. You can eventually branch out. 1.6531 0.00999 5515 2805 1818 892
32 We call it an Upper Fixer. 1.6519 0.01326 3160 1619 1022 519
33 A dog house down the street just sold for $750,000! 1.6512 0.02036 1356 700 429 227
34 The wood floors are original. 1.6511 0.01269 3267 1628 1151 488
35 The ‘No Girls Allowed’ clause is negotiable. 1.6504 0.01113 4397 2234 1466 697
36 The previous occupant is grounded. 1.6502 0.01019 5343 2743 1726 874
37 When the neighbors fly South you’ll have the whole place to yourself. 1.6477 0.01134 4331 2237 1383 711
38 It was a $1,000-a-night Airbnb during the pandemic. 1.6344 0.01558 2136 1087 743 306
39 You're in luck. The owner is highly motivated. He wants to buy a bicycle. 1.6291 0.01065 4886 2595 1508 783
40 I'm sorry but the owner says there are no girls allowed. 1.6236 0.01534 2439 1331 695 413
41 The home comes with the original hardwood. 1.6224 0.01277 3268 1720 1062 486
42 Unfortunately the owner won’t come down. 1.6203 0.01319 3089 1639 984 466
43 It comes with the tree. 1.6200 0.01521 2316 1227 742 347
44 It’s a perfect location for a branch manager. 1.6110 0.01478 2450 1317 769 364
45 It’s definitely a step up. 1.6105 0.01466 2308 1197 813 298
46 They couldn't afford the upkeep on their allowance. 1.6023 0.01313 2899 1530 992 377
47 it's a great house for people that want to set down some roots. 1.5911 0.01946 1257 661 449 147
48 The seller is motivated, mostly by puberty. 1.5853 0.01275 3629 2135 864 630
49 It really is the perfect home for empty nesters. 1.5839 0.01262 3391 1915 972 504
50 The previous owners just grew out of it. 1.5777 0.01263 3071 1674 1020 377
51 There’s no bathroom, but you can go behind the tree. 1.5758 0.01370 2930 1690 793 447
52 Think of it as more of a ‘beech’ house. 1.5748 0.02223 1030 574 320 136
53 The deed has a “no girls allowed” covenant, but it’s unenforceable. 1.5709 0.01409 2752 1595 743 414
54 It's the only walk-up available in your price range. 1.5678 0.01504 2293 1304 676 313
55 And one day, you can leave it to your kids. 1.5648 0.01415 2385 1314 795 276
56 They built it as a mother-in-law unit. 1.5611 0.01575 2265 1351 557 357
57 If it's not roomy enough, you can always build up. 1.5516 0.01772 2027 1303 330 394
58 We would really be going out on a limb with this purchase. 1.5512 0.01861 1397 792 440 165
59 I’d give you a tour, but you need the password. 1.5485 0.01842 1825 1163 323 339
60 No, but there's bike parking. 1.5470 0.02102 1022 567 351 104
61 You look surprised, but I told you it was a walk-up. 1.5469 0.01700 1770 1035 502 233
62 It recently came on the market after the zoning was changed from “No girls allowed.” 1.5386 0.01827 1595 962 407 226
63 The tree is not included with the purchase. 1.5360 0.01839 1582 960 396 226
64 Exposed wood beams are really in right now 1.5352 0.01824 1463 854 435 174
65 It'll grow on you. 1.5309 0.01908 1392 832 381 179
66 Don't you just love going to open houses? 1.5266 0.02045 1314 819 298 197
67 I understand the seller's looking to close before they leave for summer camp, so we'll have to act fast. 1.5260 0.01947 1270 749 374 147
68 Seller prefers all cash offers but will accept candies, baseball cards or slingshots. 1.5259 0.02052 1215 735 321 159
69 We can close the deal with a secret handshake. 1.5257 0.01930 1244 723 388 133
70 You can talk to the builders, they’ll be home from school soon! 1.5249 0.02021 1263 768 327 168
71 It does have hardwood floors. 1.5236 0.01891 1335 788 395 152
72 My client wants it sold before recess today. 1.5231 0.02049 1233 753 315 165
73 I promise, it’ll grow on you. 1.5206 0.01969 1191 697 368 126
74 True, it is a treehouse. But we thought a "personal penthouse nature sanctuary" more accurately captures its essence. 1.5196 0.02174 1099 676 275 148
75 It’s really beautiful in the fall. 1.5176 0.01949 1196 699 375 122
76 Sorry, the seller says no girls allowed. 1.5141 0.02155 1171 741 258 172
77 Unfortunately there’s a clause in the deed that states no girls are allowed. 1.5137 0.02252 1057 665 241 151
78 The sellers say they loved it, but just outgrew it. 1.5096 0.02119 1044 626 304 114
79 Perfect for empty nesters. 1.5087 0.02255 1038 654 240 144
80 The previous owners are now busy with middle school. 1.5080 0.02040 1063 625 336 102
81 The previous owner grew up. 1.5063 0.02165 1039 636 280 123
82 Honey, I really prefer the Gingerbread House. 1.5046 0.02348 868 529 240 99
83 And here’s the in-law suite, as advertised. 1.5021 0.02357 958 612 211 135
84 Location, location, location. Not to mention open floor plan, hardwood floors and move-in ready. 1.5011 0.02296 892 543 251 98
85 The seller is motivated. He's saving up for a bicycle. 1.5011 0.02215 952 578 271 103
86 It's the perfect starter home for that 42-year-old son living in your basement. 1.5000 0.02333 938 591 225 122
87 You can have pets, but they will be squirrels 1.4994 0.02281 903 551 253 99
88 It's really more of a pied-à-tree. 1.4994 0.02384 807 488 235 84
89 Well, you said you wanted to put down roots. 1.4994 0.02444 803 494 217 92
90 My client will only accept cash offers or possibly rare baseball cards. 1.4989 0.02276 888 538 257 93
91 For an all-cash offer, the seller will throw in a tire swing. 1.4983 0.02352 869 536 233 100
92 The seller is in time-out. 1.4978 0.02403 922 593 199 130
93 Hope neither of you is a sleepwalker. 1.4978 0.02287 894 546 251 97
94 The previous tenants moved to sixth grade. 1.4972 0.02318 889 548 240 101
95 They're moving to a big oak down the street. 1.4955 0.02236 882 529 269 84
96 It's a second-story minimalist home in the heart of nature 1.4953 0.02376 860 535 224 101
97 This one is almost within your budget. 1.4947 0.02328 855 523 241 91
98 The owner is moving back in with his folks. 1.4941 0.02407 848 531 215 102
99 Do you think your Mother could manage the steps?” 1.4930 0.02495 781 488 201 92
100 I’ll have to speak to the branch manager 1.4924 0.02583 792 512 170 110
101 "Three steps and you're home." 1.4921 0.02306 823 495 251 77
102 A home which, I believe, perfectly embodies your commitment to a plant-based lifestyle. 1.4901 0.02418 806 500 217 89
103 For a high rise, this is as cheap as it gets 1.4881 0.02312 797 478 249 70
104 The previous owners outgrew it. 1.4879 0.02277 869 532 250 87
105 It's being sold as is, is not, is too. 1.4878 0.02760 738 493 130 115
106 The owners are highly motivated. In fact, they have already moved their nuts to a secure location. 1.4874 0.02479 796 503 198 95
107 I realize it looks small, but there is plenty of potential for growth. 1.4864 0.02366 738 439 239 60
108 What can I do to make this treehouse your treehome? 1.4862 0.02500 759 475 199 85
109 The current owners are empty nesters. 1.4857 0.02483 805 513 193 99
110 At least we won't need to worry about the basement flooding. 1.4848 0.02408 790 489 219 82
111 His parents are moving, so the seller is definitely motivated. 1.4842 0.02532 760 482 188 90
112 And, as the tree grows, you'll be able to add on a second floor. 1.4837 0.02368 767 465 233 69
113 Just be aware the neighbor is a little squirrely. 1.4836 0.02667 701 449 165 87
114 OK. I may have misunderstood when you said you were looking for a beech house. 1.4827 0.02691 721 471 152 98
115 It’s the childhood home you never had.” 1.4816 0.02469 760 475 204 81
116 I assume you know the tree is priced separately 1.4814 0.02532 779 501 181 97
117 Yes, natural hardwood floors. 1.4807 0.02507 753 475 194 84
118 The architect was to join us but has band practice” 1.4795 0.02650 707 455 165 87
119 It doesn't include the tree. 1.4787 0.02716 727 483 140 104
120 It's yours for the right secret password. 1.4775 0.02454 710 434 213 63
121 It’s a little higher than you were wanting to go. 1.4766 0.02603 684 431 180 73
122 What if I told you the owner is prepared to include a flashlight and sleeping bags? 1.4758 0.02500 723 452 198 73
123 It’s a step up from the couch cushion fort. 1.4752 0.02556 686 428 190 68
124 The “No girls allowed” covenant has been removed. 1.4743 0.02588 721 463 174 84
125 The owner's motivated. He's 12 and wants a Playstation. 1.4736 0.02565 701 443 184 74
126 And it's zoned for a tire swing, hammock, and cuckoo nest. 1.4735 0.02736 642 412 156 74
127 There is one offer, but it's from a girl and they're not allowed. 1.4720 0.02849 642 426 129 87
128 It's in a growing market. 1.4701 0.02539 636 388 197 51
129 This just screams mother in law. 1.4694 0.02760 637 413 149 75
130 This is not what we meant when we said we were ‘empty nesters’ 1.4678 0.02909 622 417 119 86
131 You wanted to see something in your budget range! 1.4677 0.02703 620 393 164 63
132 And the best part is, it comes with a free secret club membership! 1.4674 0.02907 567 367 135 65
133 Green living, sustainable, zero emissions 1.4669 0.02651 649 413 169 67
134 I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the perfect house for you. 1.4661 0.02636 663 424 169 70
135 This one won't last 1.4660 0.02651 661 424 166 71
136 Is that with or without the tree? 1.4649 0.02616 626 391 179 56
137 No matter what the market does, you'll never be underwater. 1.4642 0.02702 614 390 163 61
138 It’s a perfect mother in law cottage. 1.4640 0.02715 681 451 144 86
139 This is what I could find for your price point here in Seattle. 1.4619 0.02791 630 415 139 76
140 The seller is very motivated and will accept baseball cards. 1.4615 0.02910 585 387 126 72
141 This is as good as it gets for a top-floor penthouse in your price range. 1.4615 0.02795 650 434 132 84
142 The seller’s agent is a meanie. 1.4613 0.02782 555 349 156 50
143 The current owner is moving to middle school in the fall." 1.4601 0.02829 576 372 143 61
144 This house is perfect for empty nesters! 1.4593 0.02691 614 392 162 60
145 The only down side is that it is still zoned for ‘no girls allowed’” 1.4589 0.02846 608 403 131 74
146 The owner is willing to take video games instead of cash. 1.4587 0.02738 593 379 156 58
147 I said tea house, Bob. Tea house. 1.4584 0.03148 517 348 101 68
148 The seller says girls are now allowed 1.4581 0.02840 596 392 135 69
149 Of course it's secure. You can't enter unless you say the password. 1.4570 0.02839 558 359 143 56
150 I also have a listing for a blanket fort that might interest you. 1.4567 0.02854 589 388 133 68
151 The hardwood is all original, but the plywood was installed last year. 1.4566 0.02699 565 353 166 46
152 It should be waterfront property within the decade! 1.4561 0.02863 513 323 146 44
153 A comp down the street went for $4 over asking. 1.4551 0.02918 534 346 133 55
154 Still has the original hard wood floors! 1.4549 0.03104 488 320 114 54
155 Of course, the tree is extra. 1.4547 0.02909 585 391 122 72
156 If you want to stay under budget you need to be willing to branch out.” 1.4541 0.02798 566 364 147 55
157 Believe it or not, you're actually getting in on the ground floor. 1.4539 0.02787 553 352 151 50
158 It's really more of a chop down. 1.4537 0.02822 540 344 147 49
159 I got them to budge a little on price, but they are sticking to the “no girls allowed” clause. 1.4535 0.02895 602 406 119 77
160 Note the original woodwork. 1.4534 0.02820 569 369 142 58
161 Technically, it’s a climb-up, not a walk-up. 1.4523 0.02791 555 355 149 51
162 The prior tenant was grounded and sent to his room. 1.4522 0.02758 544 343 156 45
163 Besides the below market price, you won’t need flood insurance. 1.4512 0.02786 543 345 151 47
164 And it comes with a club membership. 1.4511 0.02973 532 351 122 59
165 Act fast - I have a buyer pedaling in from Cleveland after school. 1.4508 0.02929 590 400 114 76
166 The views from the wraparound deck are spectacular. 1.4497 0.02722 547 344 160 43
167 Unfortunately, this property has a restrictive covenant that prohibits adults and girls 1.4477 0.03044 545 371 104 70
168 I can’t tell you how many families are flocking to this neighborhood. 1.4476 0.03131 496 333 104 59
169 . . . and the first story still has the original oak floors. 1.4475 0.02986 514 338 122 54
170 It's a little pricier because of the view. 1.4469 0.02892 537 351 132 54
171 No, just the house. We don’t own the land. 1.4462 0.02944 502 325 130 47
172 That hole in the floor is the master bath. 1.4455 0.03134 532 368 91 73
173 Honey, its like our place in Manhattan, but with grass. 1.4447 0.03174 470 314 103 53
174 All our properties are constructed with sustainable, locally sourced materials. 1.4444 0.02822 549 357 140 52
175 Now that our son has turned 18, he's downsizing to a man cave in the basement. 1.4436 0.02841 514 329 142 43
176 We call it "eventual" oceanfront property. 1.4435 0.03091 469 308 114 47
177 It was in escrow -- the buyer fell out. 1.4434 0.03080 539 371 97 71
178 Hate to pressure you but I can only hold this one until the owner gets home from school. 1.4429 0.03023 508 338 115 55
179 This was the only tiny house available in your price range. 1.4412 0.02959 485 314 128 43
180 Really elevated view, technically a walkout, and best of all… in your price range. 1.4412 0.02974 485 315 126 44
181 This one's perfect for empty nesters. 1.4397 0.03161 489 333 97 59
182 The owners are asking for best and final offers by Monday before bedtime. 1.4393 0.03353 428 290 88 50
183 Yes, it has hard woods throughout. 1.4391 0.03069 517 352 103 62
184 Tree not included. 1.4389 0.03177 483 329 96 58
185 So, with your budget in mind - I wanted to show you one of our most recent listings. 1.4384 0.03279 463 318 87 58
186 Just one room. No heat, no plumbing, no electricity. But it is San Francisco, for under 1.4. 1.4382 0.03458 429 298 74 57
187 So far, in your price range, this is it . 1.4381 0.02994 493 325 120 48
188 ‘The previous tenant is motivated to sell now that they have started eighth grade.’ 1.4379 0.03147 475 320 102 53
189 Both kitchen and bathroom are pretend. 1.4375 0.03187 464 313 99 52
190 Its a great house but the neighbors are a little squirrelly. 1.4373 0.02893 542 361 125 56
191 They use a bucket. 1.4371 0.03289 453 310 88 55
192 When everyone else is underwater with their real estate purchases, you won't be. 1.4371 0.02930 437 274 135 28
193 The tree is sold separately. 1.4369 0.03149 483 328 99 56
194 The seller has his eyes on a new skateboard, so it's priced to move. 1.4367 0.03232 458 311 94 53
195 Neither of you are sleep walkers, right? 1.4356 0.02996 489 323 119 47
196 The seller just lowered the asking price in a bucket. 1.4348 0.03002 506 339 114 53
197 It’s a sprucer-upper. 1.4348 0.02994 483 318 120 45
198 When he gets back from little league practice, I'll present your offer to the owner. 1.4345 0.02971 504 335 119 50
199 Ideal for empty nesters.... 1.4345 0.02974 481 315 123 43
200 The kid goes with it. 1.4329 0.03282 462 320 84 58
201 And if you’re more interested in something on the ground-level at your price range, the dog also just moved out. 1.4309 0.03190 485 336 89 60
202 "It's an original Frank Lloyd Wright design... from his early years." 1.4306 0.03374 432 299 80 53
203 The tree comes with the house. 1.4303 0.02942 488 321 124 43
204 Call it an “novelty stay” on Airbnb and you’ll get $100 a night easy. 1.4299 0.03249 428 288 96 44
205 The architect went to a prestigious preschool. 1.4298 0.03210 456 311 94 51
206 It’s got the original hardwood floors. 1.4297 0.02957 491 325 121 45
207 And finally, we have the empty nesters’ one-bedroom. 1.4295 0.03016 461 303 118 40
208 It has hardwood... everything! 1.4295 0.03057 475 318 110 47
209 You're the first couple to see it. Until last week it was "No girls allowed." 1.4292 0.03282 431 293 91 47
210 Here we are then, a detached bespoke designed, eco-friendly building with low utility bills and stunning views - all within your price range 1.4292 0.03019 480 320 114 46
211 The HOA requires a secret handshake. 1.4286 0.03237 427 287 97 43
212 It comes with comics the previous tenant left behind and a great view of the neighbor’s bedroom. 1.4276 0.03281 428 291 91 46
213 I think there's a good chance of securing a home loan from the Lending Tree. 1.4273 0.03234 454 312 90 52
214 It’s small, but it’s perfect for K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1.4253 0.03368 395 267 88 40
215 The prior owner grew out of the space. 1.4251 0.02933 454 294 127 33
216 The current owner is about to start 7th grade, so he’s highly motivated to sell. 1.4251 0.03193 447 304 96 47
217 A fixer AND an upper, in your price range. 1.4249 0.03333 433 300 82 51
218 The owner’s willing to throw in a string telephone 1.4236 0.03427 406 281 78 47
219 The seller’s willing to accept a baseball glove or bicycle. 1.4233 0.03097 430 284 110 36
220 It's the perfect home for an empty nester! 1.4232 0.03221 423 285 97 41
221 Now strictly speaking, this one is 'no girls allowed' but I think there's some wiggle room. 1.4227 0.03236 414 278 97 39
222 This one is completely wireless. 1.4219 0.03306 429 296 85 48
223 I wouldn’t sit on this one for too long. 1.4213 0.03166 489 343 86 60
224 Well no, it doesn’t have a bath. But every day at noon, you can climb down and run through the sprinkler. 1.4212 0.03573 349 237 77 35
225 You won't find a more eco-friendly house than this. 1.4208 0.03004 423 274 120 29
226 The previous owners moved to middle school.” 1.4205 0.03551 352 239 78 35
227 You should see what a treehouse like this in NYC costs. 1.4201 0.03256 407 274 95 38
228 Imagine waking up every day feeling like a kid again! 1.4197 0.03392 417 291 77 49
229 Yes, that is the original hardwood flooring. 1.4196 0.03254 429 294 90 45
230 I'm sorry, no girls allowed. 1.4194 0.03221 403 269 99 35
231 Yes, that is a lot of money, but this is Palo Alto. 1.4191 0.03305 408 278 89 41
232 Keep in mind…You’re paying for the views 1.4188 0.03305 382 255 94 33
233 And this is the mother-in-law suite. 1.4179 0.03392 414 289 77 48
234 This one has all hardwood floors. 1.4171 0.03117 422 281 106 35
235 It's very open concept. 1.4169 0.03149 367 236 109 22
236 We’ve elevated the tiny home concept. 1.4169 0.03460 403 283 72 48
237 This is the only walk up you’re going to find outside the downtown area 1.4159 0.03309 416 287 85 44
238 The ad clearly stated “walk up”. 1.4153 0.03132 378 245 109 24
239 I'm terribly sorry folks, but the owner is quite adamant! No girls allowed! 1.4150 0.03460 400 281 72 47
240 The HOA is a little squirrely. 1.4144 0.03122 444 302 100 42
241 Trust me - this is a place you can put down roots 1.4138 0.03131 464 321 94 49
242 Views to die for, if you're not careful. 1.4136 0.03843 324 228 58 38
243 Your husband thought your mother would love it. 1.4135 0.03255 416 285 90 41
244 The owners have become empty-nesters. 1.4130 0.03241 385 257 97 31
245 Full disclosure, the tree is a lease. 1.4125 0.03274 383 257 94 32
246 The owners left for a taller tree. 1.4119 0.03178 403 270 100 33
247 Right after closing, you'll get the super secret password. 1.4118 0.03266 391 264 93 34
248 ¨You did say that you were looking to downsize.¨ 1.4118 0.03175 374 245 104 25
249 But wait until you see the inside! 1.4108 0.03125 409 273 104 32
250 Listen! Make up your mind. There are two 12-year-olds on the way with cash in their pockets. 1.4096 0.03502 376 263 72 41
251 This little charmer is squarely in your budget range. 1.4090 0.03188 379 251 101 27
252 It doesn’t have a kitchen. You come down for dinner when the street lights come on. 1.4085 0.03265 377 253 94 30
253 Legally, I have to tell you this is a tree house. 1.4074 0.03617 351 246 67 38
254 It’s just perfect for empty nesters like yourselves. 1.4068 0.03303 413 288 82 43
255 It puts the upper in fixer-upper. 1.4066 0.03202 391 263 97 31
256 It’s been vacant since the owner turned twelve” 1.4066 0.03671 332 231 67 34
257 On the plus side, it is flood-resistant. 1.4066 0.03182 364 239 102 23
258 We’ve got a motivated seller — saving up for a new bike. 1.4062 0.03719 352 252 57 43
259 The seller just graduated middle school, so she's motivated. 1.4061 0.03160 426 292 95 39
260 It's in your price range. 1.4061 0.03284 394 270 88 36
261 The one bathroom is on the ground floor. 1.4059 0.03444 372 258 77 37
262 Sure, it’s the smallest house in the neighborhood but it’s the only one not in the flood plane. 1.4053 0.03190 417 286 93 38
263 And you get an automatic membership into the club... 1.4051 0.03367 390 271 80 39
264 If it's out of your price range, there's a nice fixer upper in the oak tree down the street. 1.4050 0.03229 400 273 92 35
265 If this doesn't suit you, there's a box fort over on Maple you might like. 1.4050 0.03209 400 272 94 34
266 You can tell everyone that you have a little place in an aspen. 1.4047 0.03226 383 258 95 30
267 We prefer the term ‘arboreal home’ 1.4043 0.03395 376 260 80 36
268 The seller is recently grounded and needs to downsize. 1.4038 0.03398 369 254 81 34
269 If you’re going to make an offer, I’d do it now. The seller wants best and final by nap time. 1.4036 0.03483 384 272 69 43
270 Everything you ever wanted or dreampt about, Living in the Clouds! Lots of privacy, very little foot traffic! 1.4034 0.03203 352 231 100 21
271 It's aloft 1.4029 0.03339 350 235 89 26
272 It’s on the higher side, but still within reach. 1.4022 0.03132 368 242 104 22
273 No, it wasn't a spelling mistake. It's a treeplex. 1.4021 0.03449 383 270 72 41
274 Trust me, this won't last long. 1.4018 0.03644 341 240 65 36
275 Well it’s definitely a few steps up from where you live now. 1.4011 0.03299 374 255 88 31
276 The asking price is 12 sandwiches and is negotiable. 1.4006 0.03441 342 233 81 28
277 And here’s a wonderful late 70’s starter home built by Timmy and friends. It comes equipped with old Playboy magazines. 1.4006 0.03478 357 248 75 34
278 My mother-in-law finally left. So we're selling it. 1.4006 0.03595 362 258 63 41
279 My kids are flipping it 1.4006 0.03376 362 248 83 31
280 The owner is also willing to leave their AM/FM radio, slingshot, and box of lingerie ads with an all cash offer.” 1.4005 0.03409 367 254 79 34
281 The crazy part is it comes with a three-car garage. 1.4000 0.03648 355 254 60 41
282 Totally off the grid and no property taxes required. 1.4000 0.03109 380 252 104 24
283 The Keeblers are looking for a cash offer… 1.3994 0.03755 333 238 57 38
284 They're asking 10 Pokemon booster boxes. 1.3989 0.03344 356 242 86 28
285 We don't recommend this for sleepwalkers. 1.3987 0.03583 316 216 74 26
286 The hardwood floors are original. 1.3983 0.03381 354 242 83 29
287 We have a highly motivated seller; she needs a new trike. 1.3980 0.03622 304 207 73 24
288 The sellers are wondering if you could pay in candy. 1.3976 0.03628 327 228 68 31
289 This in-law suite is our most popular model. 1.3970 0.03654 330 232 65 33
290 You asked to see something affordable. 1.3969 0.03456 325 220 81 24
291 Yes it's a walk-up. But it's also a penthouse! 1.3963 0.03580 323 223 72 28
292 And this budget friendly listing exemplifies the “upper” in “fixer-upper.” 1.3962 0.03716 313 219 64 30
293 And I'll throw in the tree. 1.3960 0.03470 351 244 75 32
294 Go on up and take a look around. The password is, "no girls allowed. 1.3960 0.03385 346 236 83 27
295 It’s actually pretty spacious for the Bay area 1.3959 0.03419 341 233 81 27
296 The last owner reached puberty. 1.3958 0.03645 331 233 65 33
297 The owners are moving on to 9th grade…. 1.3953 0.03592 344 243 66 35
298 And I'm sure I can do something about that "no girls" clause. 1.3947 0.03559 342 240 69 33
299 The owners are willing to throw in their NO GrLs Alowd sign. 1.3946 0.03449 370 261 72 37
300 I’m sorry, I can’t tell you the secret password till after the closing. 1.3943 0.03363 383 269 77 37
301 It has room to branch out. 1.3941 0.03364 373 260 79 34
302 The owner is moving to an Elm. 1.3936 0.03345 376 262 80 34
303 I'd make an offer before it goes any higher. 1.3935 0.03539 338 236 71 31
304 This is an original pied a terre. 1.3932 0.03709 323 229 61 33
305 Well, it's a step up from where you are now. 1.3931 0.03644 318 222 67 29
306 He won't come down on price - he won't come down period. 1.3930 0.03601 313 216 71 26
307 At least the hardwood floors are original. 1.3920 0.03552 352 250 66 36
308 I could show you something in a deciduous. 1.3918 0.03729 291 201 66 24
309 It has real hardwood floors 1.3915 0.03552 355 253 65 37
310 The owner will take baseball cards. 1.3914 0.03319 373 259 82 32
311 The seller asks that the 'no girls sign' stays and prefers the down payment in Pokemon cards. 1.3909 0.03547 330 230 71 29
312 Unfortunately, no girls allowed. 1.3908 0.03375 371 260 77 34
313 It has solid oak trim throughout 1.3907 0.03157 366 246 97 23
314 I’m so proud that our city relaxed the zoning to allow for more affordable housing options. 1.3899 0.03530 318 219 74 25
315 It's fairly small since it's just a branch office. 1.3899 0.03324 395 280 76 39
316 It might be made of oak but I think you can spruce it up. 1.3898 0.03541 313 215 74 24
317 I suggest you waive the termite inspection if you want your offer to have a real chance. 1.3889 0.03529 342 241 69 32
318 The foundation is stable, but the neigbors are a bit squirrely 1.3885 0.03773 296 208 61 27
319 The last owner really enjoyed the house but grew out of it. 1.3885 0.03246 381 264 86 31
320 Now you won't actually own the tree itself. 1.3881 0.03672 286 196 69 21
321 I hear the HOA fees are nuts. 1.3876 0.03845 307 221 53 33
322 You said you wanted cozy and kid friendly. 1.3875 0.03294 351 240 86 25
323 It's perfect for you! The only drawback is the view: you can't see the forest. 1.3873 0.03570 346 247 64 35
324 They’re asking 2.5 million but I think you could offer 2.4. 1.3868 0.03331 349 240 83 26
325 It is bigger than a typical Manhattan apartment. 1.3868 0.03611 318 223 67 28
326 I think you'll find it a bit more spacious than the shoe we looked at yesterday. 1.3866 0.03680 313 221 63 29
327 The tree is not included. 1.3864 0.03900 295 212 52 31
328 It’s rumored to be the former home of a beetle. 1.3864 0.03900 295 212 52 31
329 This house will never be lower. 1.3862 0.03732 290 202 64 24
330 As late as the 1970s this neighborhood was No Girls Allowed 1.3861 0.03421 373 266 70 37
331 The previous owners moved into a chair draped by some blankets. 1.3858 0.03562 324 227 69 28
332 Let's start with this cheerful, cozy two-story in your price range. 1.3851 0.03583 296 203 72 21
333 It's a great place but the neighbors are kind of squirrely. 1.3846 0.03378 338 233 80 25
334 Your next-door neighbor hoards nuts, but it's never been an issue. 1.3842 0.03392 354 248 76 30
335 The $500k is house-only. You'll have to rent the tree. 1.3842 0.03676 341 248 55 38
336 It’s a high rise. 1.3833 0.03439 347 244 73 30
337 And this unit is one bedroom, no bath, with some lovely hardwood everything. 1.3832 0.03431 334 232 76 26
338 And here's a charming mother-in-law suite." 1.3831 0.03719 308 219 60 29
339 Well, it was listed as a "small walk up". 1.3829 0.03539 316 220 71 25
340 I think you'll love the open concept in this one. 1.3824 0.03459 319 220 76 23
341 The previous occupants moved to middle school. 1.3824 0.03459 319 220 76 23
342 The last owner was foreclosed on for being a naughty little boy. 1.3824 0.03598 319 225 66 28
343 I encourage you to act fast before the seller enters puberty. 1.3824 0.03904 306 224 47 35
344 It’s out of the flood zone. 1.3823 0.03482 327 228 73 26
345 Last owners were empty nesters who flew the coop. 1.3810 0.03657 315 224 62 29
346 It's the only affordable high-rise place in the neighborhood. 1.3808 0.03483 344 244 69 31
347 Turns out this is the actual Trump Tower, so I'd question the list price if I were you." 1.3802 0.04067 263 189 48 26
348 The previous owner stayed for one night and got cold feet. 1.3801 0.03660 321 230 60 31
349 Think your mother can handle the stairs? 1.3799 0.03621 329 236 61 32
350 As I told you, it's cozy and charming, with lots of sunlight, located in a popular area with a nearby park. First time on the market, too. 1.3797 0.03421 295 199 80 16
351 The previous owners are in a time out. 1.3794 0.03632 340 247 57 36
352 It's the perfect place for someone wanting to put down roots. 1.3792 0.03715 298 211 61 26
353 It's less of a fixer, more of an upper. 1.3792 0.03930 269 191 54 24
354 If you want something spacious, you're barking up the wrong tree. 1.3791 0.03556 306 213 70 23
355 The wood finish is very natural. 1.3786 0.03576 280 191 72 17
356 It's listed as a bespoke penthouse loft. 1.3785 0.03774 288 204 59 25
357 This property is a cozy second-floor walkup with a 360-degree garden view. It'll go fast! 1.3776 0.03780 294 210 57 27
358 I could’ve sworn it was listed as a THREE bedroom 1.3772 0.03840 281 200 56 25
359 It's the perfect place to put down roots. 1.3770 0.03710 305 218 59 28
360 And the owner agreed to waive the "no girls allowed" policy. 1.3770 0.03768 305 220 55 30
361 You should really submit an offer by nap time if you want to be taken seriously. 1.3770 0.03670 313 224 60 29
362 It's on the city's historic register. This was Big Bird's childhood home. 1.3767 0.03767 292 208 58 26
363 Studio apartment surrounded by greenery, nestled away from the hustle and bustle of city life. Unobstructed views of the neighbourhood. 1.3767 0.03754 300 215 57 28
364 It would be perfect for your Mother-In-Law. 1.3762 0.03646 319 229 60 30
365 It's a second floor unit with a private staircase and an amazing view. 1.3761 0.03510 343 246 65 32
366 There’s no WiFi, but it comes with two free Dixie cups. 1.3759 0.03698 266 183 66 17
367 It was formerly an exclusive men’s club. 1.3759 0.03623 290 202 67 21
368 Okay, this one is a little outside your budget range, but... 1.3758 0.03700 306 219 59 28
369 The previous owners flew South. 1.3755 0.03960 269 193 51 25
370 Unfortunately, no girls are allowed. 1.3754 0.03623 325 234 60 31
371 And the tree comes with the house. 1.3750 0.03746 280 197 61 22
372 The sellers are including their the comic collection in the sale. 1.3750 0.03506 304 211 72 21
373 It’s actually quite spacious by New York standards. 1.3744 0.04169 227 160 49 18
374 You'll have to insure the tree separately. 1.3741 0.03554 286 197 71 18
375 We call it the Millennial starter home. 1.3740 0.04178 262 193 40 29
376 It's the only place with a view in this neighborhood for under a million. 1.3739 0.03345 345 242 77 26
377 It’s more than just a tree house. It’s a tree home. 1.3737 0.03791 289 207 56 26
378 Of course, the view is to die for... 1.3736 0.03668 273 189 66 18
379 We would really have to go out on limb to afford this 1.3736 0.04001 265 191 49 25
380 You’d be firmly rooted in your community. 1.3735 0.03865 249 173 59 17
381 It’s definitely more spacious than the one in Manhattan 1.3729 0.03723 303 218 57 28
382 I think this property proves that affordable housing and penthouse living are equally attainable. 1.3725 0.03922 255 180 55 20
383 Seller’s asking three billion million dollars but I bet you could talk him down to a remote controlled shark. 1.3723 0.03904 274 197 52 25
384 Oh, you meant a literal open house. 1.3721 0.03811 258 180 60 18
385 It comes with deeded access to the swingset. 1.3721 0.04004 258 185 50 23
386 This cozy lofted gem of a studio beautifully nestled in the heart of Bushwick overlooking the vibrant, bustling Maria Hernandez Park is a STEAL at just $1.2M. Steps away from groceries and laundry. Wonderful school district. Minutes from the L! 1.3716 0.03905 296 218 46 32
387 Empty nesters. It’s priced to sell. 1.3716 0.03755 296 213 56 27
388 You won't find a better view in this price range. 1.3712 0.03422 326 229 73 24
389 Before we tour the property, you should know that the current owner will not vacate until the start of the school year. 1.3711 0.03666 256 175 67 14
390 It's a bit of a reach, but it's within your price range. 1.3708 0.03345 329 229 78 22
391 It's a great starter home for those who want to put down roots." 1.3708 0.03832 267 189 57 21
392 It’s ideal for someone who just wants to brag about their second home in the woods. 1.3708 0.03869 267 190 55 22
393 I thought you said this was one of the top THREE houses on your list... 1.3708 0.04046 267 195 45 27
394 That’s what the hole in the plank is for 1.3707 0.03877 259 183 56 20
395 It comes with a stack of old Playboys and several unopened cans of Orange Crush. 1.3705 0.03725 278 196 61 21
396 Are you willing to waive inspection? 1.3704 0.03616 270 186 68 16
397 It would be perfect for your mother. 1.3704 0.03893 297 219 46 32
398 The view gets better every year. 1.3701 0.03929 254 180 54 20
399 It has great growth potential. 1.3700 0.03513 273 186 73 14
400 This property is expected to grow. 1.3698 0.03506 311 219 69 23
401 Sleeps 1 person, diagonally, or 6 squirrels. 1.3695 0.03700 295 211 59 25
402 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1.3695 0.03818 249 173 60 16
403 Best of all, during the winter you can see the lake. 1.3692 0.03315 325 225 80 20
404 Sign today and I’ll even throw in the neighbor’s WiFi password 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
405 And each year you get a better view. 1.3692 0.03644 279 195 65 19
406 The neighbors can get a bit squirrelly 1.3691 0.03572 317 227 63 27
407 They are moving to a couch-cushion fort. 1.3690 0.03786 252 175 61 16
408 I doubt the price will come down before the leaves do. 1.3690 0.03648 290 205 63 22
409 …and you can tell the movers it’s a tree story walk up” 1.3688 0.03554 301 212 67 22
410 Gets full sun in the winter......... 1.3686 0.03689 274 192 63 19
411 The seller is relocating to summer camp. 1.3684 0.03611 266 183 68 15
412 The kids are finally going to let us move in with them. 1.3684 0.03839 266 189 56 21
413 It's listed at $800,000 but I think the owner will accept a PlayStation5. 1.3682 0.03959 296 221 41 34
414 They're willing to let it go for the newest Minecraft and a box of Snickers. 1.3679 0.03839 280 202 53 25
415 This will be available for sublet after the squirrels are evicted. 1.3678 0.03775 261 183 60 18
416 And in another 20 to 30 years, the view will be spectacular! 1.3678 0.03685 329 243 51 35
417 It's an upper fixer 1.3677 0.03797 291 211 53 27
418 Lucky you! It's the last one with a view. 1.3673 0.03530 275 189 71 15
419 Would either of you like to do a climb-through? 1.3669 0.03685 278 196 62 20
420 We're empty nesters 1.3663 0.03430 273 185 76 12
421 As requested, a home in your price range in this neighborhood. 1.3660 0.03347 347 247 73 27
422 The owner is willing to wave all HOA until he starts middle school 1.3658 0.03428 339 243 68 28
423 it’s in a hot new category we call ‘upper fixer’ 1.3658 0.03669 298 214 59 25
424 The previous owner started liking girls. 1.3656 0.03846 279 202 52 25
425 However, the covenant does mention 'No Girls Allowed' 1.3654 0.04083 260 191 43 26
426 I think you'll love this one. It has incredible natural light and real pine floors. 1.3650 0.03443 326 232 69 25
427 It has a strict 'no girls allowed' policy, but I think I can get the seller to renegotiate. 1.3650 0.03497 326 234 65 27
428 It’s an excellent investment because the tree only has to grow 10 more feet and you’ll have a water view. 1.3636 0.03890 264 190 52 22
429 We where looking for something with a backyard,Not in a backyard. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
430 The HOA is very clear, nO GeRLS ALowd! 1.3633 0.03985 278 206 43 29
431 That’s right… a bucket. 1.3633 0.04144 245 179 43 23
432 It comes with a club membership. 1.3629 0.04160 237 172 44 21
433 It comes with a can and string phone, and a security system password that keeps out “stinky girls.” 1.3627 0.03445 306 215 71 20
434 Did I mention the hardwood floors? No laminate. 1.3627 0.03433 295 205 73 17
435 This is what you get now when you negotiate the realtor's fee to less than six percent. 1.3622 0.03605 312 226 59 27
436 The sellers are downsizing. 1.3619 0.03954 268 196 47 25
437 Unfortunately the HOA's "no girls allowed" policy is quite strict. 1.3619 0.04059 268 199 41 28
438 On the plus side, the neighbors are down south half the year. 1.3615 0.03736 260 183 60 17
439 Well, we're empty nesters now. 1.3615 0.03369 343 246 70 27
440 Hmm, leafy street, you said. Second story, you said. Canopy bed, you said." 1.3612 0.03935 263 191 49 23
441 It’s a little over your budget, but why not go out on a limb? 1.3610 0.03679 313 230 53 30
442 Okay, Penthouse might be a slight exxageration. 1.3609 0.04158 230 166 45 19
443 It originally sold for a Barbie doll and a pair of roller skates. 1.3606 0.03611 269 188 65 16
444 It’s listed on Willow. 1.3605 0.03935 233 164 54 15
445 In Manhattan, it's called a luxury penthouse loft, with a spectacular view of the park! 1.3600 0.03775 275 198 55 22
446 It has great feng sway. 1.3600 0.03557 275 192 67 16
447 Unfortunately, the seller has stipulated 'no girls allowed.' 1.3598 0.03734 264 187 59 18
448 It's a bit of a climber-upper. 1.3598 0.03810 264 189 55 20
449 Unfortunately this unit is a walk up 1.3597 0.03568 278 195 66 17
450 I am sorry, but the Homeowners Association has a strict 'no girls allowed' policy 1.3597 0.04196 253 189 37 27
451 And to sweeten the deal, the owners will throw in the two boys who live there. 1.3597 0.04044 253 185 45 23
452 It’s high right now but it’s likely to drop. 1.3595 0.04009 242 174 49 19
453 It's barely lived in! The previous owners used it as a summer home. 1.3594 0.03854 256 183 54 19
454 It's a climber-upper. 1.3593 0.03562 270 188 67 15
455 The owner really wants to move it now that he's sold his lemonade stand. 1.3591 0.03594 323 237 56 30
456 When you include the branch space, the square footage is actually more than listed. 1.3589 0.03491 287 201 69 17
457 ‘Wait till you see the bathroom’ 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
458 Sky’s the limit on expansion possibilities! 1.3586 0.03601 290 207 62 21
459 It's for the upwardly mobile. 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
460 And here we have this lovely tree bedroom, one bath. 1.3579 0.03969 285 214 40 31
461 If she's an outdoorsy type, it's a terrific mother-in-law apartment. 1.3578 0.03560 327 240 57 30
462 And did I mention the open floor plan? 1.3577 0.03731 260 184 59 17
463 It's a one-room walk-up flat. 1.3577 0.03770 260 185 57 18
464 They still love the house, but they've been transferred to middle school. 1.3577 0.03674 274 195 60 19
465 Unfortunately, I can only show this house if you know the secret word. 1.3574 0.03892 263 191 50 22
466 It’s a walk-up, but the park views are incredible. 1.3574 0.03752 277 200 55 22
467 I should say, however, that there is a pinky swear on the table with another interested buyer." 1.3571 0.03723 280 202 56 22
468 It'll look bigger with furniture. 1.3571 0.03769 252 178 58 16
469 The seller is playing hard ball. 1.3571 0.03933 252 182 50 20
470 It's quite a step up 1.3569 0.03409 297 208 72 17
471 It outgrew us. 1.3569 0.03540 297 212 64 21
472 Only one previous owner. He’s moved on to video games. 1.3569 0.03339 283 194 77 12
473 It's zoned and priced as a penthouse. 1.3569 0.03793 269 194 54 21
474 Unfortunately, we already have six Monopoly cash offers on this place. 1.3568 0.04144 227 164 45 18
475 Really, it’s not bad for Los Angeles 1.3564 0.03706 289 210 55 24
476 The previous owner claims it has unlimited bathrooms. 1.3562 0.04113 233 169 45 19
477 There’s no homeowner association but there is a secret oath. 1.3562 0.04246 233 172 39 22
478 It’s a fixer upper but you’re paying for the view 1.3559 0.03643 281 201 60 20
479 Don't worry, the "No Girls" covenant is unenforceable. 1.3557 0.04077 253 187 42 24
480 Just as the listing describe--- Escape to your private oasis in this cleverly designed and cozy home perched above sweeping views of lush landscaping. The perfect blend of rustic and chic! Don't miss out on this diamond in the rough! 1.3554 0.03755 287 210 52 25
481 Technically there is a no girls covenant. 1.3554 0.03623 287 206 60 21
482 It’s the ideal home for a couple seeking to move up, branch out and turn over a new leaf 1.3553 0.03927 273 202 45 26
483 Here's the "little cabin" for the in-laws when they come in for the holidays. 1.3553 0.04221 228 167 41 20
484 Only downside - it’s a walk-up 1.3552 0.03816 259 186 54 19
485 The previous owners were empty nesters. 1.3546 0.03769 282 206 52 24
486 First, you'll have to pass the co-op board interview. The squirrels are okay, but the cat's a nightmare. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
487 And if you pay cash, the seller will throw in his retractable rope ladder. 1.3543 0.03703 254 179 60 15
488 I hear it’s an upper fixer. 1.3541 0.03875 257 186 51 20
489 It’s perfect for you empty nesters. 1.3538 0.03804 260 187 54 19
490 The seller is highly motivated and, for the right buyer, willing to drop their 'no girls allowed' clause." 1.3538 0.03850 277 204 48 25
491 The sellers are snowbirds that decided to stay south. 1.3536 0.03773 263 189 55 19
492 Bough house design is all the rage. 1.3536 0.03752 280 204 53 23
493 ...and they just lifted the " NO GIRLS ALLOWED" policy. 1.3531 0.03826 286 212 47 27
494 It's the perfect home for empty nesters. 1.3529 0.03855 255 184 52 19
495 The last owners were grounded so had to move out quickly. 1.3525 0.03633 261 184 62 15
496 I thought you said aloft.. 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
497 And for security, we turn the sprinklers on full blast.” 1.3520 0.03824 250 179 54 17
498 It’s a bit of a fixer upper, yes, but that’s all original woodwork. And you’re just steps from nature. 1.3517 0.03979 236 170 49 17
499 It's got a woodsy feel. 1.3515 0.03899 239 171 52 16
500 It’s a 0-bedroom, 0-bath walk-up, but it has a great view! 1.3514 0.04002 222 158 50 14
501 Not in my backyard. 1.3512 0.03910 242 174 51 17
502 It's a great place to put down roots. 1.3508 0.03843 248 178 53 17
503 Does it have granite countertops? 1.3508 0.04010 248 182 45 21
504 Solid oak flooring and great cross-ventilation are just two of the choice features of this rare diamond in the rough 1.3505 0.03647 291 212 56 23
505 This is our rustic transitional neo-urban minimalist model. 1.3504 0.04091 234 171 44 19
506 Great view, no utility bills, perfect for empty nesters. 1.3504 0.04091 234 171 44 19
507 I'm not going out on a limb when I say it's the ultimate starter home. 1.3504 0.03861 254 184 51 19
508 It’s much larger if you count the root system. 1.3502 0.03626 257 181 62 14
509 Those are original hardwood floors. 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
510 It was once part of Mar A Lago. 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
511 The bathroom? You're standing on it. 1.3498 0.04374 223 167 34 22
512 True, it's expensive, but you have to factor in the view. 1.3494 0.03595 269 191 62 16
513 A couple of empty nesters just moved out, actually 1.3494 0.03556 269 190 64 15
514 Besides the splinters, it’s move-in ready. 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
515 Is your dog upwardly mobile? 1.3494 0.03872 249 180 51 18
516 This is actually out of your price range as well. 1.3492 0.04080 252 188 40 24
517 The previous owner outgrew the home. 1.3491 0.03929 232 166 51 15
518 The co-op board will review your application when they get home from school. 1.3491 0.04490 212 159 32 21
519 It's in a good neighborhood, but even better, girls are now allowed. 1.3490 0.03553 298 216 60 22
520 And here we have an originally handcrafted single home with hardwood accents and a close-to-nature experience like no other! 1.3489 0.04121 235 173 42 20
521 Of course, the Neighborhood Association and the Historical Society, would have to approve any modifications of additions. 1.3488 0.03736 281 206 52 23
522 Trust me, it'll grow on you. 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
523 The owner has agreed to leave the tree. 1.3485 0.03782 241 171 56 14
524 In 20 years, the view will be spectacular. 1.3485 0.04255 241 182 34 25
525 Well, it did say 'cozy with a view'. 1.3485 0.03756 264 191 54 19
526 I should have told you--no girls allowed. 1.3484 0.04011 244 179 45 20
527 This hits all your must haves: lots of greenery nearby, big windows, second floor, location. What's the problem? 1.3483 0.03764 267 194 53 20
528 For a second-floor walk-up in this town, this is an amazing find! 1.3482 0.03976 247 181 46 20
529 It speaks to my nesting instinct. 1.3480 0.03818 250 180 53 17
530 Did I mention it's a walk-up? 1.3480 0.03632 273 196 59 18
531 Home values ARE down, but this house has seen steady growth. 1.3478 0.03786 253 182 54 17
532 …And the main level has been beautifully updated in maple.” 1.3477 0.03915 256 188 47 21
533 It's perfect if you want a family home that grows with you 1.3477 0.03876 256 187 49 20
534 It comes with a long string attached to two paper cups. 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
535 The seller will take an IOU. 1.3474 0.03860 285 214 43 28
536 . . . and the view! 1.3472 0.03628 265 189 60 16
537 In 20 years you'll have a great view of the lake. 1.3470 0.04032 219 157 48 14
538 You said you were open to walk-ups. 1.3470 0.03714 268 194 55 19
539 Yes, girls are allowed. 1.3469 0.04201 245 185 35 25
540 And it’s a great place to raise a child 1.3467 0.03766 274 201 51 22
541 We call it ‘Trunk Tower’ and yes, it is magnificent. 1.3465 0.04542 202 151 32 19
542 It comes with a built-in "KEEP OUT" sign home security system. 1.3462 0.03948 234 169 49 16
543 Two points to remember: Affordable and Flood Safe. 1.3462 0.03870 260 191 48 21
544 So go up and look around, and if you have any questions, just pick up the can on a string. 1.3460 0.03691 289 213 52 24
545 So, this little hidden gem has hard wood floors, open concept, energy efficient...all the features you were looking for. 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
546 The previous owner upgraded to a college dorm room. 1.3457 0.03933 243 177 48 18
547 His dad just got transferred to another city, so he's motivated to sell. 1.3455 0.04025 246 182 43 21
548 ‘I dunno, George. I was really set on walnut’ 1.3451 0.04369 226 171 32 23
549 I thought you said tree bedroom. 1.3451 0.04232 226 168 38 20
550 Constructed in 1976 for $3.50, right now it's a steal for $1,200,000." 1.3450 0.03889 258 190 47 21
551 The price is right but the HOA states, “nO gIrLs AlLoWeD.” 1.3444 0.03873 270 201 45 24
552 The good news is the neighborhood you want is finally affordable. 1.3444 0.04083 241 179 41 21
553 After a while, it'll grow on you 1.3443 0.03788 244 175 54 15
554 Technically, it’s a studio. 1.3441 0.03668 247 175 59 13
555 The tree comes separately. 1.3440 0.04092 218 158 45 15
556 Beautiful hardwood floors… 1.3440 0.03769 250 180 54 16
557 It comes with a three bedroom Colonial in the backyard for your kids to play in. 1.3440 0.03976 250 185 44 21
558 The current owners have moved into a blanket fort. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
559 It's in a poplar neighborhood. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
560 A million dollar view at a fraction of the price. It's even better in winter when the leaves are gone. 1.3435 0.04131 230 170 41 19
561 ... and best of all, you won't need flood insurance! 1.3433 0.03709 268 195 54 19
562 On the plus side, you won't need to get flood insurance. 1.3431 0.03794 239 171 54 14
563 I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you have some questions. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
564 Unfortunately, zoning restrictions designate the property as 'No Girls Allowed'. 1.3429 0.03863 245 178 50 17
565 It's only a first floor walk-up! 1.3427 0.03579 286 208 58 20
566 It's move-in ready once we evict the kids. 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
567 We’ll, the listing did say it was a walk-up. 1.3425 0.04277 219 163 37 19
568 This is our eco-friendly model. 1.3420 0.03465 269 190 66 13
569 It has a zip line straight to the train station. 1.3419 0.03700 234 165 58 11
570 The previous owners migrated to Florida. 1.3409 0.04308 220 165 35 20
571 Contrary to what the previous occupant stated, girls ARE allowed. 1.3408 0.04218 223 166 38 19
572 Your own little California nest for under a million! 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
573 It looks smaller from the outside. Wait till you see the indoor pool. 1.3406 0.04092 229 169 42 18
574 Your kids will love living here. 1.3401 0.03879 247 181 48 18
575 On the plus side, you won’t need flood insurance. 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
576 On the plus side; our HOA is very hands-off. 1.3396 0.03943 212 151 50 11
577 It’s nice, but have you got anything that isn’t a walk-up? 1.3395 0.03561 271 195 60 16
578 Eco friendly construction with forest view. Minimalist design pioneered by promising young architect. Natural wood accents complement open concept abode. All applicants must be pre-approved for mortgage and agree to waive inspection. 1.3394 0.04195 221 164 39 18
579 The previous occupants were empty nesters. 1.3394 0.03690 277 204 52 21
580 My children loved it, but my mother-in-law not so much. 1.3392 0.03769 227 161 55 11
581 …and a lovely balcony for dreamers! The previous owner is now a double-major in astronomy and poetry at Berkeley. 1.3391 0.03983 230 168 46 16
582 We call it the 'Trunk Tower' penthouse, and the square footage is deceptively more spacious than it appears. 1.3390 0.04136 236 177 38 21
583 It might seem pricy, but it is a boutique condo made entirely of reclaimed wood.” 1.3390 0.03819 236 170 52 14
584 It comes with a little kid named Bart. 1.3387 0.04111 248 188 36 24
585 There currently a "no girls allowed" rule in place, but I think the co-op board may be flexible on that. 1.3386 0.03996 251 188 41 22
586 Your neighbors migrate south every year. 1.3386 0.03707 251 181 55 15
587 The last couple didn't need a garage--they flew everywhere. 1.3386 0.03843 254 187 48 19
588 The previous owners were a couple of empty nesters looking to downsize 1.3385 0.03890 257 191 45 21
589 The seller is highly motivated and will consider an offer of sour gummy worms and grape soda. 1.3380 0.03424 287 206 65 16
590 It is a zero bed, zero bath. 1.3379 0.04016 219 159 46 14
591 There's no fireplace. 1.3377 0.03857 228 164 51 13
592 According to the HOA, no girls are allowed. 1.3377 0.04199 231 174 36 21
593 It comes with ground rights. 1.3376 0.03710 237 169 56 12
594 And the Rope With Basket to lower for food is included in the sale price. 1.3375 0.03584 240 169 61 10
595 And it comes with a Kool-Aid stand! 1.3374 0.04005 243 181 42 20
596 The builder had an upwardly mobile family in mind. 1.3373 0.03681 249 179 56 14
597 This would be a step above the others, plus the view is priceless. 1.3373 0.03936 249 185 44 20
598 Yes, it comes with central air. 1.3372 0.03594 258 185 59 14
599 Small, yes, but safe from rising seas. 1.3368 0.03579 285 209 56 20
600 This is the listing for "cute retro home surrounded by greenery, one flight up." 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
601 She said it’s ideal for bird lovers. 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
602 It's a tree bedroom, tree bath. 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
603 Of course, the association fees are higher because it’s a penthouse. 1.3366 0.03646 303 228 48 27
604 It's built this way so my Mother in Law wouldn't move in 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
605 The home is sustainable, filled with light, and terrific for hiding when your parents won't let you stay up late. 1.3364 0.04052 220 161 44 15
606 Utilities are not included 1.3363 0.03964 223 162 47 14
607 It’s got original hardwood floors throughout. 1.3363 0.03826 226 162 52 12
608 A tree on the property increases value, but what about a property on the tree? 1.3363 0.04027 226 166 44 16
609 You will have some privacy issues in the winter. 1.3363 0.03877 226 163 50 13
610 We finally found something with a mortgage we can afford. 1.3362 0.03990 229 168 45 16
611 1 bedroom walk up. 1.3362 0.03872 235 171 49 15
612 Their 31 year old son will be out by closing. 1.3361 0.04063 238 178 40 20
613 It's a starter home in your price range. 1.3361 0.04069 241 181 39 21
614 You’ll have to up your game. Little Jimmy down the street also offered cash but with no inspection. 1.3361 0.03806 241 175 51 15
615 My client wants to be paid in Girl Scout Cookies.... 1.3361 0.03818 244 178 50 16
616 Notice the hardwood floors and paneling. 1.3360 0.03840 250 184 48 18
617 It’s a starter home. 1.3360 0.03712 250 181 54 15
618 Tiny homes are all the rage now. And I can guarantee a discount on flood insurance. 1.3358 0.03529 265 190 61 14
619 The seller is willing to offer a round of juice boxes at closing. 1.3355 0.03452 304 223 60 21
620 We prefer the term 'elevated lifetyle' 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
621 No need for flood insurance! 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
622 It's got a great view of the neighbor's trampoline. 1.3350 0.04168 203 148 42 13
623 But think of the natural light! 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
624 No, the pigeons will move out once you move in 1.3350 0.04183 206 151 41 14
625 By "washer and dryer hookups" we meant the rain is the washer and the sun is the dryer. 1.3349 0.03934 212 152 49 11
626 Care to take a look inside? 1.3348 0.03718 221 156 56 9
627 The property is exempt from typical taxation, however there is potential for a windfall 1.3348 0.04098 224 166 41 17
628 It might grow on you. 1.3348 0.03846 224 161 51 12
629 On the bright side, you don't have to worry about flood insurance. 1.3348 0.03986 233 172 44 17
630 It's priced to move. The seller got a girlfriend. 1.3348 0.04032 233 173 42 18
631 Think of it as a starter vacation home. 1.3347 0.03685 239 171 56 12
632 It is a little out of your budget, but it’s in a great school district. 1.3347 0.04012 242 181 41 20
633 It’s an open floor plan with amazing views. 1.3347 0.03773 248 181 51 16
634 The hardwood stairs and floor were recent upgrades. 1.3347 0.03909 251 187 44 20
635 Well it’s true, it is a walk up with a great view. 1.3346 0.03683 257 187 54 16
636 The seller is an incredibly motivated 6 year old. 1.3345 0.03916 290 225 33 32
637 Now, this one is the very height of rustic charm! 1.3333 0.03808 264 197 46 21
638 Consider it a starter house. 1.3333 0.03812 240 175 50 15
639 The previous owner ran away from home. 1.3333 0.03997 228 168 44 16
640 The previous owner is away at college. 1.3333 0.03963 246 184 42 20
641 I agree, it’s a nicer view, but it isn’t as roomy as the doghouse we looked at. 1.3333 0.03972 234 173 44 17
642 This cozy one-room is representative of the architect's pre-middle school designs. It's only 2.5 because the owners are poopy heads and highly motivated. 1.3333 0.04277 207 154 37 16
643 It's pricier than the cardboard refrigerator box but it does have better views. 1.3333 0.03997 228 168 44 16
644 Tree” story walk up with spectacular view 1.3333 0.04011 201 144 47 10
645 It comes furnished with a doll, a treasure map, toy binoculars and some kool-aid. 1.3333 0.04367 201 150 35 16
646 This is a new listing from our branch office. 1.3333 0.03866 222 160 50 12
647 It even has a security system! It comes with a monthly supply of water balloons. 1.3333 0.04069 210 153 44 13
648 It’s all you’re going to find at your price range in this neighborhood. 1.3333 0.03779 243 177 51 15
649 It does come with a stack of comic books and a vintage collection of gentlemen’s magazines. 1.3333 0.03888 249 185 45 19
650 The only house my children will be able to afford 1.3333 0.04101 231 173 39 19
651 Finally, a house in the neighborhood we can afford. 1.3319 0.03911 235 173 46 16
652 The asking price is four Archie Digests and six cans of orange soda. 1.3318 0.04056 223 165 42 16
653 And the owner is happy to install a railing for your mother at no extra charge. 1.3318 0.04006 223 164 44 15
654 The refrigerator stays. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
655 I know it seems pricey, but I.M. Pei designed it at age three. 1.3317 0.04472 208 159 29 20
656 As you can see it would make a perfect branch office. 1.3316 0.04443 196 147 33 16
657 why not? it rented for $800 a night for the eclipse. 1.3316 0.04384 196 146 35 15
658 The Keeblers live on the first floor. 1.3316 0.04657 187 142 28 17
659 Transfer the deposit today, and you can have the secret password next week. 1.3315 0.04178 184 132 43 9
660 It’s small, but it’s inconvenient. 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
661 Yes, Apple was created in a garage, but this was their first branch office. 1.3304 0.03991 224 165 44 15
662 With the carbon credits, it practically pays for itself. 1.3303 0.04028 221 163 43 15
663 It looks much larger once you're inside." 1.3302 0.03809 212 151 52 9
664 Well, you're paying for the view. 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
665 This offsets your carbon footprint by 10 feet 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
666 On the positive side, the view is even more spectacular when the leaves fall. 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
667 It has natural light and a gorgeous open floor layout. Unfortunately, there is no doorman. But you do need to know the secret passcode to enter. 1.3300 0.04386 203 153 33 17
668 I want a house with a tree, not a tree with a house. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
669 You said you wanted to branch out. 1.3298 0.04116 188 135 44 9
670 We call it a pied-a-tree. 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
671 If you’re interested, just pick up a soup can and give me a ring. 1.3297 0.04229 185 134 41 10
672 It's perfect if you're looking for strong roots in the community. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
673 No! We can’t afford to go out on a limb like that! 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
674 It’a definitely a step up from our last place. 1.3296 0.03591 270 198 55 17
675 Are the apples included? 1.3293 0.03796 249 184 48 17
676 Sorry, ma'am, but the owner says no girls allowed. 1.3292 0.04117 243 186 34 23
677 It's designed to bring out your inner child." 1.3289 0.03738 228 164 53 11
678 The seller is off to college. This house comes complete with a set of parents for neighbors who do your laundry and call you in to dinner with them at 6 pm sharp. 1.3287 0.03983 216 158 45 13
679 It's the latest in open concept. 1.3281 0.03705 192 133 55 4
680 It’s an open floor plan with hardwood floors 1.3281 0.03916 253 191 41 21
681 And totally Ikea inside. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
682 This is our most popular model for empty-nesters." 1.3279 0.03858 247 184 45 18
683 I told you it was a second floor walk-up. 1.3277 0.03809 235 172 49 14
684 The good news is that there’s no HOA! 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
685 Well, the ad did highlight "natural wood floors and forest views in a cozy walk-up..." 1.3274 0.04155 226 171 36 19
686 It will be good exercise for your mother-in-law. 1.3274 0.04097 223 167 39 17
687 You said you wanted an affordable walk-up. 1.3274 0.04146 223 168 37 18
688 This tiny home would be perfect for your recent college graduate. 1.3273 0.03931 220 161 46 13
689 The seller is willing to negotiate. If you want a door and windows, you’ll have to wave the inspection” 1.3273 0.04236 220 167 34 19
690 The owner found a permanent place to stay in the south. 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
691 Bad news is your child is definitely acting out. Good news is there are a dozen offers. 1.3267 0.04282 202 151 36 15
692 No lawn work… flood resistant.. shade in the summer.. plenty of light!!!! 1.3267 0.03685 251 184 52 15
693 Its foundation is solid oak. 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
694 The kids come separately, of course. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
695 The price includes the wooded lot with a view. And yes, those are the original hardwood floors. 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
696 On the other hand, it's approved for flood insurance. 1.3258 0.03795 264 199 44 21
697 There's nothing like it on the market right now. 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
698 Totally off the Grid. 1.3255 0.03914 212 154 47 11
699 It’s small, yes, but for a love nest, it’s really all you need. 1.3255 0.03739 212 151 53 8
700 Honey, I think you’re taking the empty nest phase a bit too literally. 1.3255 0.04190 212 159 37 16
701 It's a pied a arbre. 1.3254 0.04009 209 153 44 12
702 Empty Nesters moved to a Palm tree in Florida. 1.3252 0.04492 206 159 27 20
703 If you want to make an offer that is above the asking price, I’d recommend throwing in a few bottle rockets or a skateboard. 1.3251 0.04088 203 149 42 12
704 You do need HOA permission if you want to add a door. 1.3251 0.04264 203 152 36 15
705 The lemonade stand went under and were selling all the assets. 1.3250 0.04250 200 149 37 14
706 This combines the rural feel with the convenience of the suburbs that you were looking for. 1.3250 0.03747 200 141 53 6
707 You asked for open concept. 1.3249 0.03734 237 173 51 13
708 It's affordable. Prior owners vacated to attend 6th grade. 1.3247 0.03649 271 202 50 19
709 The listing said it was a sequoia. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
710 Also, fun fact...Larry Bird once lived here. 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
711 “ This is the in-law unit I was telling you about.” 1.3239 0.03893 247 186 42 19
712 The previous owners worked for a major cookie company. 1.3238 0.04050 210 155 42 13
713 On the up side, you won't need flood insurance." 1.3237 0.03783 241 178 48 15
714 Indoor/outdoor living at its best. 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
715 It might have fewer bathrooms than you were hoping but the owner did say he would be willing to be paid in Legos 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
716 Ample space for at least two tire swings. 1.3232 0.03965 198 143 46 9
717 It's a fixer-upper but it's got good roots. 1.3232 0.04811 164 124 27 13
718 It does have a small footprint 1.3229 0.03617 223 159 56 8
719 According to the builder, "No Girls Allowed." 1.3229 0.03937 223 165 44 14
720 I'm sorry, but there's a "No Girls Allowed!" deed restriction on this property. 1.3223 0.03736 273 207 44 22
721 Pre-approval means your mom says it’s okay. 1.3223 0.04198 211 159 36 16
722 The best part is you’ll always be looking down on your neighbors 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
723 I'm afraid it's a complete chop down. 1.3221 0.03838 208 150 49 9
724 You said you wanted hardwood floors throughout the house, right? 1.3219 0.03671 233 169 53 11
725 It comes with a root cellar 1.3218 0.03910 202 146 47 9
726 i'm sure it's obvious, but the list price doesn't include the tree. 1.3217 0.03950 230 172 42 16
727 I assure you that girls are allowed in this one. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
728 Frank Lloyd Wright designed and built it when he was seven. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
729 I may be going out on a limb here but… 1.3214 0.03871 224 165 46 13
730 And best of all, no HOA! 1.3213 0.04061 221 166 39 16
731 It's a great place to put down some roots 1.3211 0.04583 190 146 27 17
732 The last owner flew off to greener pastures 1.3210 0.03789 271 207 41 23
733 It will need to be tented. The inspector found cooties. 1.3204 0.04210 206 155 36 15
734 'My son wants to be a realtor when he grows up.' 1.3204 0.04210 206 155 36 15
735 And the 'NO GIRLS ALLOWED' clause can be adjusted to only include mothers-in-law. 1.3203 0.03789 231 170 48 13
736 Still, $500,000 seems a little steep. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
737 Well the ad did say, “Cozy, 1.3202 0.04092 178 128 43 7
738 It was a duplex until that Giving Tree kid came by 1.3202 0.04078 203 150 41 12
739 OK, but your mom wouldn’t be able to visit. 1.3202 0.03823 228 168 47 13
740 It’s open concept and has spectacular views 1.3202 0.03772 228 167 49 12
741 And best of all the price includes membership in the club 1.3198 0.04096 222 168 37 17
742 You could easily flip it. 1.3198 0.03785 222 162 49 11
743 It's a perfect balance of downsizing and upwardly mobile 1.3195 0.03728 241 178 49 14
744 The raccoons have already put in a bid. 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
745 I would’ve shown it to you sooner but we had to wait until the squatters went into hibernation. 1.3194 0.04117 191 140 41 10
746 What was a broken arm and leg for the owner, could be a win for you. 1.3191 0.04228 188 139 38 11
747 .....and the only encumbrance is a squirrel sublet. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
748 With a little work, it would be a lovely in-law unit. 1.3189 0.03641 254 188 51 15
749 It is for a younger couple... 1.3188 0.03808 229 169 47 13
750 Think of the savings on flood insurance! 1.3187 0.03428 273 200 59 14
751 Yes, it's unpretentious, but one of the few in your price range. 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
752 It has an open bathroom 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
753 The seller is highly motivated. His name is Billy, and he likes ice cream, comic books and all cash offers. 1.3184 0.03915 201 146 46 9
754 With the cost of housing now, we're marketing it as a Gen Z penthouse. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
755 Some say it's a tree fort. We say it's a guest house 1.3180 0.03668 217 156 53 8
756 It may be a no bed, no bath, but the natural light is great. 1.3179 0.03857 195 140 48 7
757 ...and you can probably use the limb in the back as a short-term rental 1.3176 0.03859 233 174 44 15
758 It's very low maintenance. You just have to water it. 1.3173 0.03887 208 152 46 10
759 If either of you identify as a woodpecker, the Fair Housing Act says it’s yours. 1.3171 0.04330 205 157 31 17
760 Even when the market goes down, this place will go up. 1.3168 0.04023 202 149 42 11
761 The former owner has outgrown the space. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
762 Dream neighborhood, really. Steady ice cream truck circulation, low cootie rates, relatively bully-free. 1.3165 0.04039 218 164 39 15
763 According to the rings, this is definitely a pre-war building. 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
764 A big plus it that it redecorates itself every autumn." 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
765 We love the open concept. 1.3163 0.03914 215 159 44 12
766 ...but I think you should know there are three robins and a grackle who are also very interested. 1.3161 0.04275 193 145 35 13
767 Now here's a walk-up that fits your budget. 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
768 Low mortgage, beautifully landscaped. 1.3158 0.03642 266 200 48 18
769 It’s perfect for an empty nester! 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
770 …and the previous owners will throw in the flashlight. 1.3153 0.03775 222 163 48 11
771 Going out on a limb as empty nesters this is in your budget. 1.3152 0.03519 257 189 55 13
772 The square footage might not be the greatest but the views are nuts 1.3151 0.03844 238 179 43 16
773 Climb up and check it out after you give me the secret password. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
774 Utilities are included at the discretion of nature.” 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
775 The seller can only be at a closing after school is out. 1.3147 0.03912 232 175 41 16
776 Treehouse or mother-in-law cottage: potato potahto. 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
777 And if you buy today, we'll throw in a kid. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
778 I'm required by law to disclose that an owl murdered a squirrel in this house. 1.3146 0.04726 178 138 24 16
779 The previous owners are motivated to sell—they’re going through puberty. 1.3144 0.04193 194 145 37 12
780 Just as advertised, a rustic cabin with a bird's eye view. 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
781 We put the Air into Air B&B. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
782 Tiny homes are all the rage this year 1.3141 0.03968 191 139 44 8
783 It’s small but the HOA fees are quite reasonable. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
784 $50,000 without the tree. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
785 Local builder. 1.3141 0.04428 191 146 30 15
786 You’ll need the secret password and handshake to view it. 1.3140 0.04084 172 124 42 6
787 It’s just the ladder for sale. The tree-suite is already sublet. 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
788 Before you ask, yes, of course the steps are walnut. 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
789 The previous owner outgrew the space. 1.3134 0.03967 201 148 43 10
790 It's a room with a view. 1.3134 0.04151 201 151 37 13
791 It is low maintenance. All you have to do is water it twice a week. 1.3134 0.03657 217 157 52 8
792 Think of it as a penthouse or a stairway to heaven. 1.3134 0.03715 217 158 50 9
793 Let me go out on a limb. I believe this one is within your price range. 1.3133 0.03679 249 186 48 15
794 Of course, this one’s a bit of a climber-upper. 1.3131 0.03941 198 145 44 9
795 It's a one-story walk-up and fall-down. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
796 The owner had to sell it during the cooties epidemic. 1.3128 0.04420 195 150 29 16
797 The previous owners aged out of the property but you’ll be surprised by how young and fun the décor is 1.3128 0.04237 195 147 35 13
798 Previous owner slipped and relocated. 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
799 Well it’s bigger and cheaper than my old apartment in Manhattan 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
800 Your kids will love it. 1.3128 0.03956 211 157 42 12
801 I can ask my contractor to discuss the "steps" issue with you 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
802 The view from the bathroom is breathtaking. 1.3125 0.04020 192 141 42 9
803 This is all we have on your budget. 1.3125 0.04408 192 147 30 15
804 Doesn’t need flood insurance. 1.3125 0.03811 192 138 48 6
805 This unique property is flooded with natural light. 1.3122 0.04374 205 159 28 18
806 This one is what you would call an upper-fixer. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
807 It has better access to the cloud. 1.3119 0.04133 218 167 34 17
808 Prewar, all hardwood floors--of course, the price is climbing! 1.3119 0.03950 202 149 43 10
809 Okay, this one’s a bit of a fixer upper, but it’s in a great acacia. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
810 Flood insurance is very reasonable. 1.3116 0.03959 215 161 41 13
811 Okay, but what does your inner child think? 1.3116 0.04067 215 163 37 15
812 Full disclosure: Your neighbors are early risers and are a bit chatty. 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
813 The previous owners now live in their parents’ basement. 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
814 It’s buy one, get one tree 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
815 Yes, but for sure you'll be able to get affordable flood insurance!! 1.3113 0.03883 212 157 44 11
816 Of course it's for sale. Who would rent a place like this? 1.3112 0.03963 196 144 43 9
817 Is this the new ‘empty nest’? 1.3112 0.04218 196 148 35 13
818 The court found the seller's "No girls allowed" policy to be in direct violation of Fair Housing Law so he's motivated to sell. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
819 This timeshare is very flexible: you can stay until Billy's mom says it's his turn. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
820 This one’s a starter home 1.3108 0.03711 222 163 49 10
821 The family that lived here before said the view is just nuts 1.3108 0.03924 222 167 41 14
822 I would highly recommend this one if you're looking for someplace to really lay down your roots. 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
823 We like to refer to it as an Arboreal Abode. 1.3107 0.04075 206 155 38 13
824 In your price range…this is it! 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
825 Well, you may hear a peep from your neighbors. 1.3105 0.03853 219 163 44 12
826 The sale does not include the tree, house only. The tree is leased” 1.3105 0.03853 219 163 44 12
827 You're really just paying for the view. 1.3103 0.03871 203 149 45 9
828 It’s a time share - you have it during nap time. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
829 "It's called 'Stump Tower'." 1.3103 0.04346 203 157 29 17
830 This last one’s a walk-up. 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
831 Great stump appeal 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
832 You know these tiny houses are all the rage 1.3098 0.04054 184 135 41 8
833 For the listing we’ll call it ‘rustic, yet elevated.’ 1.3097 0.03974 226 172 38 16
834 And of course as your family grows so will your house. 1.3095 0.03904 210 156 43 11
835 No flood insurance required. 1.3094 0.03857 223 167 43 13
836 In about fifty years you'll be able to add on" 1.3094 0.04061 223 171 35 17
837 The last owner flew away. 1.3093 0.03778 194 140 48 6
838 They got the "starter house on large lot, old growth trees and open airy views right" at least. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
839 It's the only house in the area not in a flood zone. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
840 It comes with free apples! 1.3089 0.03955 191 140 43 8
841 And it was both designed and built by the young Tommy Ferguson, admired by many in his class. 1.3089 0.04290 191 145 33 13
842 It’s value will only keep going up. 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
843 They're only accepting offers from boys. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
844 It's very rare for a penthouse to come on the market in this area. 1.3084 0.03859 227 171 42 14
845 You did say “rustic” 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
846 It's ideal for adult children returning home. 1.3081 0.04689 172 133 25 14
847 Asking price is conditional, depends on if you "have cooties." 1.3081 0.04832 172 135 21 16
848 It's not a tree house...it's a tree home. 1.3081 0.04517 185 143 27 15
849 Five million?! What's the catch? 1.3081 0.04275 211 164 29 18
850 You really weren't kidding when you said this would be an "open house", huh? 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
851 Natural wood floors make this house a home. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
852 This one is great for couples who plan on becoming empty nesters. 1.3073 0.04022 205 154 39 12
853 It’s the ultimate in green living.” 1.3073 0.04007 192 142 41 9
854 Mom lived there for only a few days before the accident. 1.3072 0.05187 153 121 17 15
855 True, we forgot to mention tree in the ad. 1.3069 0.04184 189 142 36 11
856 Think of it as a starter home. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
857 The current asking price is 50 candy bars. 1.3069 0.03977 189 139 42 8
858 ... and your HOA is run by the Audubon Society 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
859 Yes, the tree is included in the price. I couldn’t bear to separate them. 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
860 It’s a studio, but it gets lots of light 1.3062 0.03789 209 154 46 9
861 This home is listed “as is”. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
862 It's a perfect investment if you're concerned about rising water levels. 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
863 You two could really transform it from treehouse to tree home. 1.3060 0.04059 183 135 40 8
864 Now as you can see, this one is a walk up, but it has original hardwood flooring! 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
865 The prior owners kept this property in great condition until they left for college. 1.3054 0.03983 203 152 40 11
866 Seller is changing schools so it’s priced to move. 1.3054 0.04104 203 154 36 13
867 You came just in time, we’re having an open house. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
868 We'll list it as a walk-up penthouse with treetop views. 1.3053 0.04098 190 142 38 10
869 It’s just perfect for empty nesters… 1.3050 0.03959 200 149 41 10
870 Just so you know, the neighbors are early risers. 1.3050 0.04206 200 153 33 14
871 We're waiting for the locksmith-- I don't know the secret knock. 1.3050 0.04323 200 155 29 16
872 I'm afraid it's a load-bearing tree. 1.3050 0.03764 200 146 47 7
873 It's convenient to schools, shopping, and bird watching. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
874 It comes with a bird bath 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
875 It's a bit of a fixer upper but it's lower than comps in the area at $1.4 million. 1.3048 0.04064 210 160 36 14
876 At $650k, I think you’ll find the price VERY competitive compared to others on the market in San Diego. 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
877 Only 1.2! 1.3046 0.04063 197 148 38 11
878 The beauty of it is you’ll always have room to grow. 1.3045 0.04090 220 170 33 17
879 It’s the only walk-up in your price range. 1.3043 0.04137 161 117 39 5
880 It's a walk-up, but it's got a wonderful view. 1.3043 0.03746 207 152 47 8
881 It may not seem like much now, but it's destine to be beach front in just a few more years. 1.3043 0.04392 184 141 30 13
882 This is a growing neighborhood. 1.3041 0.04104 194 146 37 11
883 This is our top of the line eco-brag homes. 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
884 The view’s amazing 1.3035 0.03943 201 150 41 10
885 … and it’s only going to go up in value as the tree grows taller 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
886 It’s in a wonderful school district 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
887 It’s a mother-in-law unit for the couple who may want to hurry things along. 1.3033 0.03934 211 159 40 12
888 It also has a very good eco rating 1.3032 0.03704 221 164 47 10
889 On windy nights you'll rock like a baby. 1.3030 0.03979 165 119 42 4
890 It’s a good price for an eco-friendly one-flight walk up in this neighborhood. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
891 I hear the housing market is looking up. 1.3029 0.04030 208 158 37 13
892 Yes, it's a one-story climb-up, but wait til you see the view! 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
893 This is what your budget can buy in this neighborhood. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
894 All that's left in your price range is this tree growing in Brooklyn. 1.3028 0.03847 218 164 42 12
895 The neighbors are a bit squirrely but otherwise it'll make for a great home. 1.3027 0.04438 185 143 28 14
896 You’d have to get a permit to put in a slide. 1.3027 0.04304 185 141 32 12
897 How many bathrooms? 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
898 Well, there’s no lawn to worry about and you’ll never get door-to-door salesmen! 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
899 The previous owners outgrew the neighborhood! 1.3024 0.04128 205 157 34 14
900 The luxury tax has been waived. 1.3023 0.03826 215 161 43 11
901 Really, the only downsides are no kitchen, no bathrooms and lightning might strike you a little earlier than your neighbors. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
902 The kids rarely used it, but Bob slept out here quite a bit after I caught him with his secretary." 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
903 I thought you said you were interested in seeing something that was “quaint but affordable?” 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
904 The owner is willing to consider gum as the down payment." 1.3021 0.03803 235 179 41 15
905 You said that you wanted to put down roots. 1.3021 0.04258 192 147 32 13
906 Trust me, your investment will grow over time. 1.3021 0.04061 192 144 38 10
907 For your budget in the desired neighborhood, you’ll need to keep an open mind 1.3019 0.03918 212 160 40 12
908 I think your mother will like it. 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
909 Not a tiny home, no. It’s a palatial birdhouse. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
910 Very reasonably priced for California. 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
911 Listen, if you're looking for starter homes under a $mil.... 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
912 This isn’t the best we’ve seen, but it’s up there. 1.3015 0.03964 199 149 40 10
913 The view is nice but the neighbors are nuts. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
914 You’ll love the hardwood floors. 1.3011 0.03779 186 135 46 5
915 No mortgage, no utilities—it’ll make you feel like kids again. 1.3011 0.04003 186 138 40 8
916 Wait Until You See The Pool! 1.3010 0.04378 196 153 27 16
917 When I said I wish we had a cabin in the woods, this is not what I had in mind! 1.3010 0.04110 206 158 34 14
918 No contingencies, of course. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
919 The current owner is looking for a quick sell before summer camp. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
920 I won't lie, the neighbors are all nuts. 1.3005 0.04400 183 141 29 13
921 It's large for a studio and it's engineered to be virtually flood proof 1.3005 0.03837 193 142 44 7
922 This would be good for your family to stay in when they visit us. 1.3005 0.04486 193 152 24 17
923 Its sustainable, eco friendly and a great home to put down roots in the community! 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
924 Unfortunately the seller does have a “no girls allowed” policy. 1.3005 0.04210 203 157 31 15
925 94114 is not just the zip code... it's also the asking price. 1.3005 0.04092 203 155 35 13
926 This is the open concept layout you've been looking for! 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
927 It may feel small at first, but it will grow on you. 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
928 There's room for a swing off the back porch. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
929 This is an original 'Air BnB', lots of air, birds and bugs 1.3000 0.04475 190 149 25 16
930 It still has the original oak floors. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
931 All comic books are included. 1.2996 0.03625 247 187 46 14
932 Sure, it needs a little work, but in about 10 years you'll have ocean views. 1.2995 0.03733 207 153 46 8
933 It's a bank foreclosure, the prior owner fell on tough times, lost thier paper route!" 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
934 If cash is an issue, the seller said he'll accept Pokemon cards and a skateboard. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
935 Will that be cash or baseball card? 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
936 Real estate is going up. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
937 It’s the next big thing in multigenerational housing. 1.2991 0.03925 224 172 37 15
938 Like the ad said, Starter home, close-in and close to nature, great views, privacy. 1.2990 0.03830 204 152 43 9
939 You know House Hunters isn’t real, right? A barista and a ‘spiritual healer’ can’t really afford 5,000 sq ft with a pool and an outdoor kitchen. 1.2989 0.04379 184 142 29 13
940 It'd be a step up from your mom's basement. 1.2989 0.04012 174 128 40 6
941 Forced sale - puberty. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
942 It's not only a "Little House", it is also a high rise. 1.2986 0.03909 221 169 38 14
943 It's very much a starter house. 1.2986 0.04036 211 162 35 14
944 It's a 2nd story climb-up. 1.2986 0.03746 211 157 45 9
945 This well appointed home also boasts a bird's-eye view of the neighborhood! 1.2986 0.03806 211 158 43 10
946 This looks exactly like the house I grew up in! 1.2986 0.04147 211 164 31 16
947 Renting is for the birds. 1.2984 0.03928 191 142 41 8
948 When you said the house was on the high end, I though you were referring to the price! 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
949 The owners will throw in a complimentary rope ladder for the back porch. 1.2984 0.03560 191 137 51 3
950 Yes, it's off the grid. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
951 It did say, “custom home, Situated in remote wooded area.” 1.2979 0.04440 188 147 26 15
952 True loft-living at your fingertips. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
953 And did I mention that the price includes a leaf blower? 1.2978 0.03960 225 174 35 16
954 You’re not sleepwalkers, are you?” 1.2978 0.04479 178 138 27 13
955 The owner of this unit had to move back into their bedroom. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
956 The only neighbors are a pair of empty-nesters. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
957 You guys should see the basement. It's nuts. 1.2977 0.04036 215 166 34 15
958 Very motivated seller, folks - his Mom made him take out the trash so he’s running away from home. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
959 It may not seem like much today, but it will grow on you. 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
960 The current owner requires all visitors to be up-to-date on their cootie shots before entering 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
961 But first I'll need to teach you the secret handshake and password to see the hardwood flooring you asked about. 1.2973 0.03733 222 167 44 11
962 Great 2nd floor unit with private backyard views in premier school district. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
963 Yes, it has no utility fees, or even utilities. 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
964 Little did we know when we were young what our “tiny homes” would be worth today! 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
965 It's perfect for kids. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
966 This listing is reserved for the upwardly mobile. 1.2969 0.03810 229 175 40 14
967 Rope swing would be extra. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
968 It comes with free lemonade. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
969 In New York I could probably get $500,000 for this. 1.2967 0.04059 209 161 34 14
970 Does the tree come with it? 1.2963 0.03949 189 141 40 8
971 ... and this is one of the few properties in the neighborhood where you can get flood insurance. 1.2963 0.04157 189 144 34 11
972 It's listed as Trunk Tower. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
973 It's got good roots. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
974 Off Grid… On Budget . 1.2961 0.03672 206 152 47 7
975 Think of it as an investment that's guaranteed to grow. 1.2959 0.04182 196 151 32 13
976 Yes, the rent is elevated. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
977 This being California, I'll need a $1 million down payment. 1.2958 0.03781 240 185 39 16
978 The buyer will only take Monopoly money. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
979 It has modern air conditioning. 1.2956 0.03959 203 154 38 11
980 Boasts a built-in privacy screen from your neighbors from May until November. 1.2955 0.03806 220 167 41 12
981 Jimmy says the cootie problems have been resolved 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
982 You’re rooted in the community right away with this one 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
983 Foundation, foundation, foundation. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
984 Until recently, there were no girls allowed. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
985 Upward mobility at a reasonable price. 1.2950 0.04266 139 101 35 3
986 The asking price is lunch money for a year. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
987 Well, at least you won’t have to worry about sea level rise. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
988 Please help yourself to nutterbutter hors d'oeuvres and apple juice refreshments up there 1.2947 0.04001 190 143 38 9
989 I know it doesn’t look like much, but the view is great. 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
990 Studio loft overlooking the park 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
991 And flood insurance won’t be a problem. 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
992 There’s room for growth 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
993 It would be a step up. 1.2944 0.04037 197 150 36 11
994 Unfortunately, the HOA says no girls allowed. 1.2941 0.04042 187 141 37 9
995 How did you know I was going to recommend Lending Tree? 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
996 A good place to put down roots 1.2941 0.04122 204 158 32 14
997 This neighborhood was recently rezoned and is no longer “no girls allowed” 1.2941 0.04383 187 146 27 14
998 I'm really not supposed to mention this, but the previous owner was an honor student at Washington Elementary. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
999 Oh…on the phone i thought you had said you were looking for something in the ‘Low Trees’… 1.2939 0.03815 228 175 39 14
1000 If you act now we’ll throw in a door! 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1001 Instead of a tree house, think of it as a house in a tree. 1.2938 0.03873 177 130 42 5
1002 You appear to have misunderstood my firm's ad for an open house. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1003 The seller is very motivated—he’s too tall to fit in the door now. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1004 Perfectly suitable for two, with room to branch out! 1.2935 0.04042 201 154 35 12
1005 ....and this is our in- law suite. 1.2935 0.04163 201 156 31 14
1006 This studio has incredible natural light with a rustic feel and is only going for $3500 a month. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
1007 No flood insurance nessary. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
1008 You only need the secret password to get in 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
1009 Yes, it’s the original Air BnB 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
1010 On the plus side, no self-respecting squatter would want to live in it. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
1011 Sorry, the selling agent just informed me that this went pending with a cash offer. Let's see if that little cardboard house in the alley is still available. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
1012 It’s open plan, original hardwood throughout, AND it’s rumored that Frank Lloyd Wright spent his formative years reading comics here. 1.2933 0.03744 225 171 42 12
1013 It’s yours if you want it. The last offer came from someone who was rumored to have cooties. 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
1014 It's a three bedtime story walk-up. 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
1015 Three words: location, location, location! 1.2931 0.04078 174 130 37 7
1016 I already have a competing offer. My son said he would do the dishes twice a week. 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
1017 I just built it, and the kids are already flipping it.” 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1018 It’s the perfect affordable starter home. The last owner recently upgraded to a college dorm room! 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1019 It’s flood-tolerant. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
1020 It’s listed at 5 pop-tarts but I bet you could lowball for 3 1.2928 0.04483 181 142 25 14
1021 This is next level 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
1022 “Watch your step; it’s an open floor plan.” 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
1023 It's the best house we've seen in our budget. 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
1024 The prior owners were baking elves, which explains the high asking price, and of course that amazing smell 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1025 Yes, but it's only at tree per cent interest. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
1026 Good news is no flood insurance is required. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1027 Don't worry, you can ignore the "NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED" sales provision 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
1028 You said an old walk-up, but in the suburbs. Here it is. 1.2921 0.04320 178 137 30 11
1029 You're paying for the view. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
1030 For $1mil they'll throw in the tree too 1.2917 0.04167 192 148 32 12
1031 It's open plan, gets plenty of natural light and brings the outside in 1.2917 0.04296 192 150 28 14
1032 Above all, it's a tiny house. 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
1033 So, let's start with the hardwood floors... 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
1034 Hardwood floors throughout. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
1035 You will have your grandchildren visit you every day, just as you requested. 1.2913 0.04028 206 159 34 13
1036 Wait until you see the light pouring through windows! 1.2913 0.03909 206 157 38 11
1037 It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but the view from up there is amazing. 1.2913 0.03659 206 153 46 7
1038 The current owner is eager to sell. He's transferring to a new preschool next week. 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
1039 We like to call it "A Room With A View." 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
1040 Well you wouldn't raise his allowance. The kid's gotta make money somehow. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
1041 It’s a safe neighborhood as long as you have a good secret password. 1.2911 0.04692 158 123 24 11
1042 You'll get a bird's-eye view of the whole neighborhood." 1.2911 0.04046 158 116 38 4
1043 They say the housing market is climbing. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
1044 It’s practically brand new, the last tenant just outgrew the space 1.2909 0.04034 165 122 38 5
1045 Timmy replaced the roof, yesterday. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1046 Perfect for those with lofty aspirations. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
1047 Sure, $1.35 million sounds like a lot, but just look at those hardwood floors! 1.2906 0.04186 203 159 29 15
1048 This listing has a carbon neutral footprint. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
1049 It's really quite a steal for that many square inches. 1.2902 0.04016 193 147 36 10
1050 But at least that price includes the tree. 1.2902 0.03879 193 145 40 8
1051 It needs a guardrail on the veranda to be up to code. 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
1052 The basement is already rented out to squirrels. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1053 It’s a great price if you’re open to a walk up. 1.2900 0.03790 200 150 42 8
1054 It's a little above your price range, but the views are amazing! 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
1055 You're welcome to take a tour. The owner won't be back from kindergarten for a few hours yet. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
1056 It comes with free flood insurance. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
1057 There's a contingency that covers the cicada emergence. 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
1058 It's under a million . . . 1.2895 0.04056 190 145 35 10
1059 On the plus side, you do have a bird's eye view. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
1060 It does have an extensive root cellar. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1061 1 rm brds i vu 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
1062 Here is what we have for under $1 million. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1063 A place to really grow your roots. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1064 I know it’s pushing the budget, but the views in this place are amazing. 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
1065 You DID say that you'd be okay with a walk-up. 1.2889 0.03736 180 132 44 4
1066 Unfortunately for the owner, the rising cost of living outpaced her allowance. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
1067 We call it Craftsman. 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
1068 Believe it or not, it's a two-bedroom 1.2888 0.04027 187 142 36 9
1069 This mid-century maple already has four offers 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
1070 But you may need to change the zoning. Currently, it's no girls allowed. 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
1071 It’s about the views. 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
1072 You’ll save on property tax and insurance. In fact, you won’t need any flood insurance. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1073 And this is the two floor walk-up that's $6,000/month. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1074 Or would you prefer a garden apartment? 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
1075 You'll love the morning birdsong feature." 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
1076 This house will really grow on you. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
1077 This charming craftsman bungalow is a sensational view property with 360 degree views from the primary living space. It is truly must-see! 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
1078 It might require a bit to bring it up to code but you said you were looking for a fixer upper 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
1079 Amenities include hardwood floor, and hard wood. 1.2880 0.04237 191 149 29 13
1080 Sure it's small. But you can't beat it for location. 1.2880 0.04038 191 146 35 10
1081 The best part is its grandfathered in above the neighborhood height restriction 1.2880 0.03827 191 143 41 7
1082 Do you prefer this one, with the view, or the shed closer to the subway stop? 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
1083 Sure, it’s a fixer-upper, but you can’t beat the view! 1.2878 0.03725 205 154 43 8
1084 If this is out of your budget the bush out front is for sale. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1085 Of course, you're paying for the location. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1086 Well, it’s three steps up from where you are. 1.2876 0.04878 153 121 20 12
1087 On the bright side, the property taxes are a bargain. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1088 So the first floor is more of an open concept… 1.2875 0.04100 160 119 36 5
1089 The previous owner has moved on to long pants. 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
1090 Small, and comfy. It’s like you’re living outdoors. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
1091 Well, the ad did say “step up to your next home!” 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
1092 Granted, it only has one room, but the view is fantastic! 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
1093 But there's a great view of the backyard. 1.2872 0.04349 188 148 26 14
1094 And you get a first time home owner's tax credit because it's rated 100 percent green, energy efficient and sustainable. 1.2872 0.03937 188 142 38 8
1095 Open floor plan. Wood floors. And a conglomerate of elves currently leases the basement for their baking enterprise. 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
1096 One drawback is it has outdoor plumbing. 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
1097 At $2.5 million it's probably the cheapest way to get your kids in the Palo Alto school system. 1.2872 0.04216 188 146 30 12
1098 There is a better chance it will sell now that they removed the "No Girls Allowed" sign. 1.2871 0.04012 202 156 34 12
1099 You can offset the cost of any renovations by mowing lawns or opening a lemonade stand. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1100 Well, it is in our price range and...what a view! 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1101 Tree houses are hot on Airbnb 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1102 It's a home that will really grow with you! 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
1103 Your kids will love it too! 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
1104 Forgive me if I am going out on a limb showing you this one... 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
1105 I’ve heard it described as boomer-proof housing. 1.2865 0.04261 185 144 29 12
1106 As you can see, it's not your average walk-up. 1.2864 0.03725 199 149 43 7
1107 You don't like walk ups? 1.2864 0.03835 206 157 39 10
1108 The seller is offering a rope, but you have to bring your own tire. 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
1109 It was advertised as an upper-fixer, not a fixer-upper. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1110 It's great, but I'm just not looking for a walk-up. 1.2857 0.04028 196 151 34 11
1111 It's a perfect mother-in-law house. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
1112 Currently, this one bedroom view property is available every other weekend until the other tenants come back from their father's house. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1113 The seller is downsizing. 1.2857 0.04850 154 122 20 12
1114 The seller wants to move quickly on this -- she's entering kindergarten. 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
1115 It may need a little work, but you can’t beat the flood insurance rates. 1.2850 0.03864 193 146 39 8
1116 And windy nights will rock you to sleep. 1.2850 0.03722 193 144 43 6
1117 It's a climber upper and a fixer upper. 1.2849 0.04172 186 144 31 11
1118 The Neighborhood is going to the birds so we decided to sell. 1.2849 0.04309 186 146 27 13
1119 Supposedly Tarzan once slept here. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
1120 A spacious loft with an unbeatable view…or at least that’s what we’ll put on Zillow. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
1121 We're moving on up to a deluxe treehouse in the sky. 1.2848 0.04106 165 124 35 6
1122 . . . but it's not taxed as a 'high rise.' 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
1123 You can have it for a birdsong. 1.2848 0.03921 165 122 39 4
1124 It’s an environmentally friendly urban sanctuary. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
1125 Your mother might stop visiting us all the time. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
1126 Is the kid included ? 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1127 It's eco-chic 1.2843 0.03854 204 156 38 10
1128 This will put you in the upper middle class. 1.2843 0.04038 204 159 32 13
1129 It’s perfect if you are willing to branch out and turn over a new leaf 1.2842 0.03972 190 145 36 9
1130 It is fully Net Zero compliant 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
1131 In this market, you have to go out on a limb to find a home 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
1132 Who told you money doesn't grow on trees? 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
1133 This one costs about Tree Fiddy. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
1134 Yes, the ad described it as a penthouse with a tree line view. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1135 As you requested. Affordable and unique, with a good view. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1136 In 10 years it will have waterfront appreciation 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1137 Personally I like the open air concept. 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
1138 The best views are during the fall. 1.2834 0.03866 187 141 39 7
1139 Where's the garage? 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
1140 It seems small, but it has growth potential. 1.2833 0.03801 180 134 41 5
1141 Other than the monthly Dutch Elm Disease spray, the maintenance costs are minimal. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
1142 But the fall foliage! 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
1143 At this neighborhood, it's the best in your price range 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
1144 We did say we were looking for something with no stairs. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
1145 Featuring the latest in eco-living: organic air conditioning 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1146 But the growth of your investment is virtually guaranteed! 1.2830 0.03753 212 162 40 10
1147 I'm going to go out on a limb and say we could possibly make this work. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
1148 Well, you said you were like two love birds, the algorithm then did the rest to find your best match. 1.2830 0.04732 159 126 21 12
1149 It's been in my family for generations. 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
1150 My client is willing to offer twelve sour gummy worms plus all the loose change in his book bag.” 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
1151 You do not need air-conditioning in the summer but it's gets pretty cold in winter. 1.2827 0.03812 191 144 40 7
1152 The dining table has extra leaves 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
1153 As you requested, this IS a tiny house. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1154 All I’m saying is, Location, location, location! 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
1155 Minimalist design, skyline view! 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
1156 For only $200,000 you can unplug and feel like a kid again. 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
1157 Closing our branch office. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1158 On the plus side, it’s in a great squirrel district. 1.2819 0.04335 188 149 25 14
1159 It’s a starter home for boomerang kids. 1.2819 0.04133 188 146 31 11
1160 All natural finishes, and a second story wraparound veranda! 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
1161 During a flood, you'll be the envy of the neighborhood and during the rest of the time you'll also be the envy of every three to seven year old. 1.2817 0.03912 213 166 34 13
1162 Yes it's an above ground studio, plus you won't need flood insurance. 1.2817 0.03678 213 162 42 9
1163 Price seems a little steep for us to go out on a limb! 1.2816 0.04435 174 137 25 12
1164 And here we have the mother-in-law apartment. 1.2816 0.04509 174 138 23 13
1165 The view is even better in the winter. 1.2816 0.03821 206 158 38 10
1166 This is a brand new listing and I think perfect for empty nesters like yourselves.” 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1167 And best of all... free wifi! 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
1168 The last owners were nuts. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1169 The sprinklers are on at nine. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
1170 It's a renovator's delight with amazing treetop views 1.2812 0.04706 160 127 21 12
1171 You DID say you wanted to put down roots! 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
1172 "This is the open-plan penthouse I've been telling you about." 1.2811 0.03809 185 139 40 6
1173 They told me you were branching out but I didn't expect this. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1174 And the view is twice as nice in the winter! 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1175 Huge discount on flood insurance… 1.2808 0.03662 203 153 43 7
1176 Affordable housing comes in many forms… 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1177 The one drawback: No girls allowed. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1178 A good deal, but you have to let Jimmy and Stevie visit on Saturdays. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1179 Every night’s a sobriety test. 1.2802 0.03845 182 137 39 6
1180 It's several steps above anything else in the neighborhood, I can promise you that. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1181 I'm a little concerned about the parking. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1182 You always wanted a house with wood flooring, right? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1183 It's in a desirable neighborhood, has a lovely view, and it comes in under $400,000. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1184 The only drawback to this place is there isn’t much room to branch out. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1185 The tree is rented. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
1186 The view is incredible, especially in the fall. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1187 You get the treehouse and stairs. The tree is not included. 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
1188 Well, it IS close to nature. 1.2796 0.03791 186 140 40 6
1189 It will give you a toehold in the neighborhood. 1.2796 0.03867 186 141 38 7
1190 It's a second floor walk-up listed at only $1.3M. 1.2794 0.04084 204 161 29 14
1191 This lovely craftsman home has good bones with original features 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
1192 It's a 3-board walk-up. 1.2792 0.03727 197 149 41 7
1193 For a 1 Bedroom / 3 Branch, it's quite roomy! 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
1194 You can’t live in it, but you can brag about the address. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1195 We could finally move out of the doghouse! 1.2791 0.04614 172 138 20 14
1196 The owner’s letting it go for a song, provided the song is about what a doody-head Billy is. 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
1197 An investment likely never to be underwater 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1198 A good place to put down some roots! 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1199 Is the tree included? 1.2790 0.03300 233 174 53 6
1200 It has a lot of growth potential. 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
1201 You won't pass inspection until you add a handrail on the steps. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
1202 Next up on House Hunters, Shannon takes the couple to a property within their budget--but they might have to compromise on Julie's home office and Ben's open-concept kitchen. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
1203 Sure it’s a little rustic, but think of how much you’ll save on flood insurance! 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
1204 You mentioned you're looking to downsize in a high-rise. 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
1205 And so, PBS's catastrophic last episode of 'This Old House' begins. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
1206 And it does really well on Airbnb with the under 12 set! 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
1207 They say it's an up and coming neighborhood 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1208 You can turn this side of the property into an Airbnb. 1.2781 0.03892 151 111 38 2
1209 Better make an offer before the squirrels do. 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
1210 And if you don't like this, I'm also showing a lovely pillow fort. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1211 Rats? No, but woodpeckers are a bit of a problem. 1.2778 0.03941 162 121 37 4
1212 This might work for your mother when she visits us. 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
1213 I get the 'Tiny Living' concept but marketing it as a 'Castle in the Sky' is a bit much. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1214 We’re trying to do something about the squatters, but the police said they legally can’t evict squirrels. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
1215 Now this 11-square-foot gem has all the amenities…southern exposure, a wraparound balcony, and 24-hour park access. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1216 The neighbors were nuts. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
1217 It even has a rope elevator for sandwiches." 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1218 Before I give you the tour, what’s the password? 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1219 They weren't kidding when they said it was on Oak. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1220 Wow! It's perfect. We're birdwatchers, you know? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1221 Just think of it as your very own nesting place 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1222 We call it Oakwood. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
1223 But we said we didn't want a walk-up. 1.2766 0.04118 188 147 30 11
1224 On the contract the seller calls No Backsies. 1.2765 0.04493 170 135 23 12
1225 …and it’s also pet friendly. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1226 It’s full of craftsman charm and a gardener’s dream. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1227 I guarantee it'll grow on you. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1228 If you waive the cooties inspection, they'll accept your offer. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
1229 You won’t find a better deal in this school district. 1.2762 0.03758 210 162 38 10
1230 Yes, it is more expensive than the main house: You’ll be lucky if the main unit survives the month what with the state’s rising flood waters, whereas this baby is built to last. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
1231 And this luxury tower passed environmental review! 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
1232 the investment banks were asking for way too much but the Keebler Elves gave me a pretty good deal 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
1233 If you like this, I also have a charming van down by the river. 1.2761 0.04629 163 130 21 12
1234 As the tree grows, the price will increase due to the view of the ocean. 1.2760 0.03850 192 147 37 8
1235 Yeah, but think of how much you'll save on flood insurance! 1.2759 0.03647 203 154 42 7
1236 Full disclosure, some squirrels squatted. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
1237 When I said I wanted to move up in the world, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
1238 It’s a fixer upper, but you can’t beat the location! 1.2755 0.03798 196 150 38 8
1239 It's actually a lot more spacious than it seems; you get full use of the branches. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1240 It was just rezoned, so yucky girl cooties are no longer prohibited. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1241 The buyer is asking for chocolate coins. 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
1242 I'm sure I can get the seller to throw in the slingshots and tea set. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1243 And you get a special deal on flood insurance. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1244 The school district is excellent. 1.2754 0.03536 207 156 45 6
1245 I thought you agreed we would branch out more in our housing search. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
1246 It’s a low-crime and low-woodpecker neighborhood. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
1247 Can we have a copy of the floor plan? 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
1248 On the plus side--every morning you’ll wake up to an unobstructed view of the Mandlebaum’s pool. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1249 The backyard is all green space… 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1250 But check out the views. 1.2751 0.03586 189 141 44 4
1251 Have I mentioned the schools? 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
1252 The views are spectacular. 1.2747 0.03748 182 137 40 5
1253 The tree lease is extra. 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
1254 Yes, it is indeed a walk-up and a fixer-upper, but the school district is rated #1. 1.2747 0.04206 182 143 28 11
1255 Yes, sure it has a zero carbon footprint. 1.2745 0.03763 204 157 38 9
1256 It's in great condition. Between soccer practice, naps, and play dates, the seller has spent very little time here. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
1257 The only thing steeper than the price is the climb up 1.2742 0.04211 186 147 27 12
1258 Yeah, well, it’s not my dream commission. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1259 Historically, no girls have been allowed in here. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
1260 Yes a Birds Eye Ocean View 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1261 Just think of the possibilities!! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1262 This one is slightly above your budget, but I always save the best for last 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1263 Elevated architecture meets minimalist living: a structurally sound investment with 'good bones'—a truly uplifting fixer-upper opportunity! 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1264 And, your husband can use it when he is being bad. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
1265 This is our Green Walkup, very popular. 1.2737 0.04251 179 141 27 11
1266 The asking price is three packs of bottle rockets, five bags of Peanut M&M’s, and a rabbit’s foot. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1267 So this one is more of a climber upper. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1268 ...And it has a really good view into the neighbor's bedroom. Trust me, it's better than cable. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1269 New York Loft style apartment - just wait until you see the views! 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1270 The previous residents were thrifty. They built a nest and raised their young from eggs. 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
1271 This is a prime example of the growing housing market. 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
1272 You might hear a peep from some of your neighbors. 1.2732 0.04086 194 153 29 12
1273 I thought you would enjoy a room with a view. 1.2732 0.04020 194 152 31 11
1274 The price goes up after cicada season. 1.2732 0.03872 205 160 34 11
1275 The current owners are willing to negotiate since they are going through a bitter breakup and are desperate for ice cream money. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1276 Did I mention the ensuite birdbath? 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
1277 Spacious one bed with garden 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1278 Originally a cookie factory that’s been converted into a living space 1.2727 0.04579 165 132 21 12
1279 You did say you wanted an open floor plan. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1280 Fourth-floor walk-up studio apartment with a yard in a great neighborhood! 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1281 I’ve always thought loft living was for the birds. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1282 I know we said we wouldn't do a walk up, but in this neighborhood it might be our best option" 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
1283 Great views and built with 100% sustainable materials. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
1284 do we move here or will it fit in the U-haul? 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
1285 flood insurance is not required. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1286 Finally! A true greenhouse. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
1287 Just to let you know, you might want to decide fast since we already have a couple of squirrels interested in the property. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
1288 And it will grow with your family. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
1289 It’s a charming tree floor walk-up. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1290 The deadline for offers is dusk. 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
1291 Tiny Houses are so post pandemic. This is a nano-bungalow." 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1292 And it is in the highly desired location of Jimmy's back yard. 1.2713 0.04239 188 150 25 13
1293 And best of all, it’s only slightly over your budget! 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1294 It's completely green and has a great view! 1.2712 0.03884 177 135 36 6
1295 Are the hardwood floors original? 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1296 I was hoping for something on the ground floor. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1297 Affordable housing. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1298 For sale: cozy home with great views and nature all around” 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
1299 There's plenty of room to branch out. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1300 The city is attempting some new affordable housing options. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1301 at least it's detached 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1302 You said you were looking for a loft studio apartment! 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1303 Gurls still not allowed? 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1304 And you get free apples for life. 1.2706 0.04068 170 131 32 7
1305 Specially designed to reflect your upward mobility. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
1306 A simple window replacement would give it a breathtaking view of the fall foliage. 1.2704 0.03645 159 117 41 1
1307 Unfortunately, Mrs. Jones, the seller says 'no girls allowed.' 1.2704 0.04779 159 129 17 13
1308 I’ve always wanted a pied-á-tree. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1309 I like to think of it not so much as treehouse in my backyard, but an arborescent alfresco pied-à-terre situated on a private domestic reserve. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1310 I thought you’d like it, considering your last name is Robinson. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1311 It has such classic lines and a view to die for. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1312 For California, $1 million isn't too bad 1.2703 0.04215 185 147 26 12
1313 It’s listed as a high-rise penthouse with a view of the park. 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
1314 It's a two-story walkup with a great view 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
1315 I can also show you a fixer lower. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1316 ... and it's guaranteed to be above mean sea level at least through 2034! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1317 What did you expect? We live in California. This is all we can afford. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
1318 My client is a motivated seller—they're willing to throw in the tire swing and sand box as well. 1.2698 0.03568 189 142 43 4
1319 And it’s the perfect height to look down on your neighbors. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1320 This puts you above the crowd 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1321 ''We chopped down one tree to make the tree house, and now we make the other tree hold it's butchered remains like some kind of twisted pagan ritual, but seriously, you're not going to find much else for this price.'' 1.2697 0.04402 178 143 22 13
1322 The last tenants were birds. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
1323 This is what you can get if you give up that avocado toast 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1324 The Robinsons loved it but decided to move back to Switzerland. 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
1325 We can fix the stairs if you’d like. 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
1326 And of course, all the woodwork has been done in natural oak 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1327 Your kids said they will sell it to you at a discounted price ! 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
1328 We thought if we put a sale sign on it, it’d make a great New Yorker cartoon 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
1329 It has wonderfully high ceilings 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
1330 The homeowner’s warranty guarantees it will make you feel like a kid again! 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
1331 It's a little small, but the view is great. 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
1332 It has great rental potential. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
1333 Unfortunately, the previous owners did put a "BOYS ONLY" claus in the deed. 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
1334 It comes furnished with a tin can phone and a sling-shot. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1335 See it as a starter house. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1336 Check out the view. 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
1337 …& every room has a view! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1338 The view will only get better over time. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1339 …..sure but you won’t pay any property taxes, 1.2680 0.03938 194 152 32 10
1340 It’s got great natural light 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1341 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I mentioned that we might be looking to open a new branch office in the neighborhood. 1.2679 0.04425 168 134 23 11
1342 It's got rustic charm and real hardwood floors. 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
1343 Cool thing is there's no association fees 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
1344 The seller will only entertain offers from boys. 1.2677 0.03883 198 155 33 10
1345 Elevate your lifestyle! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1346 I'd jump. The market for Frank Lloyd Wright's teen work has never been hotter. 1.2676 0.05088 142 116 14 12
1347 A modern day love nest. 1.2675 0.03978 157 119 34 4
1348 Perhaps you were unclear on the definition of "walk-up" 1.2674 0.03963 187 146 32 9
1349 the original owner just sort of grew out of it. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1350 I hope you like room mates because the squirrels are renting the other half. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
1351 "With all the money you save on taxes, utilities, upkeep, HOA fees, etcetera, etcetera, you'll be able to take long vacations away from this quaint and rustic starter home." 1.2670 0.04045 191 151 29 11
1352 The best part is the "open concept." 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1353 Just adding a door will increase the property value by at least $100k. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1354 It’s an ideal love nest for young upwardly mobile social climbers. And the tree counts as an original feature. 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1355 I don’t care if it’s a treehouse. Your mother is moving out. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1356 For this neighborhood, it's actually quite reasonable. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1357 As I said. Just few steps to the park 1.2667 0.03827 180 138 36 6
1358 This is everything we have in your price range. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1359 And, it's only had one owner... 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1360 No, I'm sorry, the tree is not included in the price. 1.2659 0.04171 173 136 28 9
1361 Small house living, but with a big yard. 1.2659 0.04007 173 134 32 7
1362 It also is climbing distance from a number of public school branches. 1.2659 0.04171 173 136 28 9
1363 Solar-powered, negative carbon emissions and biodegradable. Oh, and the bathroom's right here. Or anywhere, really. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1364 And it has a birds eye view of the neighborhood. 1.2655 0.03947 177 137 33 7
1365 Before we can do the open house, you’ll have to sign the waiver. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1366 It's called three steps to heaven 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
1367 I had something else in mind when I requested a “rustic arts and crafts” style 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1368 Does Amazon deliver. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1369 It’s in your price range, and I’m told that the architect recently made the honor roll. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1370 But I just have to warn you - the owner is refusing to come down... 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
1371 As a bonus, it has a charming mother- in -law suite in the backyard 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1372 This one is just above your budget, but it offers great light and tons of greenery. 1.2644 0.03728 174 132 38 4
1373 Low carbon footprint and unlimited growth potential. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1374 Just hang your ass out the back window. 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
1375 No, the mom who brings up snacks is not part of the estate. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1376 We prefer to call it: "Rustic." 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1377 Your empty nester dream home awaits. 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
1378 We'll also accept a downpayment of 50 baseball cards, 10 sticks of gum, and a pack of cigarettes. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1379 It has a great view. The last owner just grew out of it. 1.2638 0.04423 163 130 23 10
1380 Yea, but the interest rates are nuts. 1.2638 0.03875 163 124 35 4
1381 In the suburbs, we call this a walk-up. 1.2637 0.03710 182 139 38 5
1382 I prefer to refer to it as an arboreal estate. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1383 The owner says you can add a room in a couple of years when another branch grows out. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1384 It's funny that you say that; yes, we also call it the tree house. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1385 The most sustainable house on the block. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1386 You guys look identical except for the beard. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1387 Sure, you can do better for three mill. But not in this neighborhood. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
1388 It's a one bedroom with a first-floor hammock and potential for limb renovation. 1.2635 0.03818 167 127 36 4
1389 It’s a great area but the neighbours are a little chirpy 1.2634 0.03891 186 145 33 8
1390 It's guaranteed to go up! 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1391 A great AirBnB investment opportunity 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
1392 We're up in the air about this one. 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
1393 ‘There is so much opportunity for growth’ 1.2632 0.04116 190 152 26 12
1394 I know you love it, but the HOA has a strict 'no girls allowed' provision. 1.2629 0.04056 194 155 27 12
1395 Remember you are paying for location and the amazing view. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1396 Listing this as a LOVE NEST really is going OUT ON A LIMB, don’t you think? 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1397 This eco-friendly option features an open floor plan and treetop views… 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1398 Your daughter has chosen to move forward with listing the property before she starts 2nd grade. She can’t take a chance in this economy. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1399 You not only have a gorgeous view, you're perpetually part of it! 1.2628 0.03976 156 119 33 4
1400 It's bigger than it looks. And wait 'til you see the original hardwood floors. 1.2627 0.03696 217 171 35 11
1401 Your friendly neighbors will be the Sparrows who'll visit everytime you sit down to eat. 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
1402 I'd take you up and show you around, but it's for boys only. NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1403 Solar, hardwood floors, and location, location, location!! 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1404 Actually, walk-ups are becoming quite fashionable in this area. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1405 You should know that the neighbor is a real night owl." 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
1406 You know the rule. "Elevation, elevation, elevation!" 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
1407 Isn't it exciting, Frank? We're finally getting on the property ladder! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1408 This is a compact executive studio in a vibrant, organic community. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
1409 Worth the price for that view alone 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
1410 The seller insists that girls are not allowed, but I think if we bring him the right offer he will be flexible. 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
1411 After he sold the lemonade stand, he moved on to real estate. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1412 The previous owners were snow birds. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1413 Late stage capitalism housing market 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1414 It is seasonal. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1415 Sure, it only sleeps one, but girls aren't allowed. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
1416 Best thing is, there's no HOA. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1417 It's a tearer-downer, but charming, don't you think? 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1418 We could totally flip this. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
1419 You described yourselves as upwardly mobile, so... 1.2609 0.03910 184 144 32 8
1420 And it's rent controlled! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1421 It has the open floor plan and killer views 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1422 When you both said you’re looking to branch out, this house came to mind. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1423 It's for a growing family. 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
1424 Tons of potential, and no HOA! 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1425 I still think it's weird you named him 'Sale'. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1426 No, not that Larry Bird. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1427 The previous owner was Leroy Brown. "All those downtown ladies called him Treetop Lover. All the men just called him Sir". 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
1428 Now here’s a home where you can really put down roots. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1429 You wanted to downsize. 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
1430 Millennials becoming first-time homeowners. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1431 It's a perfect starting place to build your nest egg 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
1432 It checks your boxes; View, architect built, minimal impact, and privacy. 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
1433 It's the only one I found in your price range. 1.2601 0.04311 173 139 23 11
1434 This is all we have in your price range. 1.2601 0.04539 173 142 17 14
1435 How much for the tree? 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1436 I also have a cozy blanket fort listing in your 400-500k price range. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1437 The previous owner hit puberty. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1438 And the canopy offers exciting expansion opportunities! 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1439 It's great 'til your first fall. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1440 And it comes with a four leaf table. 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1441 The HOA will take care of most tree maintenance. 1.2597 0.03949 181 142 31 8
1442 Interestingly, ‘girls’ weren’t allowed access to this part of the market for decades. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1443 Think of the growth potential. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1444 Do we get to keep the apples? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1445 I have a fox burrow available too, if you’re afraid of heights. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1446 A penthouse with original hardwood floors, and it's in your budget." 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1447 You know what else it doesn't have? Property taxes! 1.2589 0.03801 197 155 33 9
1448 Think of it as a penthouse. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1449 I think this is at the high end of your affordability range. 1.2586 0.04210 174 139 25 10
1450 They want all cash and no inspection. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1451 ...and, it's just steps from nature 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
1452 It's a little too high. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1453 ...and with today's favorable mortgage rates you'll never feel you're out on a limb ! 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1454 It’s a three step walk up 1bed no bath for $3200 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
1455 Well, you said affordability was your top criterion. 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
1456 It`s going to be hard to finance. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
1457 The neighborhood association does have a strict "No Girls Allowed" policy. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1458 It's cozy. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1459 In California, this is a starter home. 1.2582 0.04081 182 145 27 10
1460 It's the latest trend in tiny houses!" 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1461 This one keeps you safe from pirates and monsters. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1462 You’ll have the best view and the best signal! 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1463 The private equity firm that wanted me to sell it was right; money does grow on trees. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1464 This area is on the up and up 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1465 And given its location, you'll definitely save on flood insurance. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1466 The seller is hitting puberty. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1467 You said you wanted an open floor plan with original hardwood surrounded by foliage, and I think I’ve found the perfect home within your budget. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
1468 It offers a stunning view of the neighborhood none of the other houses can match. 1.2579 0.03911 159 122 33 4
1469 The previous tenants had a NO GIRLS ALLOWED clause. 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
1470 No Cats! 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1471 Off the ground is the new off the grid. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1472 The owners need to be closer to their parents. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1473 As always, it's location, location, location. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1474 On the plus side, you don't pay property tax for land. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1475 The price is lofty, but so are the views 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1476 stainless steel nails, hardwood floors and minimalist appliances 1.2576 0.04112 132 100 30 2
1477 pied a terre 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1478 Is parking included? 1.2574 0.03668 202 158 36 8
1479 Its a pied-à-tree. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1480 Finally, the perfect place to put down roots 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1481 It may seem expensive, but it's all about location, location, location. 1.2573 0.03920 171 133 32 6
1482 There's no indoor plumbing, but the views are amazing! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1483 Sure it needs some work, but you won't find a better price in this neighborhood. And the schools are great. 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
1484 It's a steal at $850,000. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1485 The view is amazing and the open concept gives it so much potential! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1486 So when our son told you this could be seller financed, did he happen to mention his allowance won't cover it, and that he doesn't actually own this tree? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1487 This plein air hideaway includes a retractable rope ladder for privacy and guest extensions for our seasonal feathered friends. 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
1488 And you could always branch out by adding a guest room. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1489 This one just became available,but the owner insisted no girls allowed 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1490 It has no bedrooms, no bath, and is unreasonably priced, but the views are phenomenal. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1491 Why? Because he wouldn't do his homework. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1492 With just a few more dollars you can even take the kids with it 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1493 It’s outside of the flood zone, and you’ll love the views. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1494 The utilities are very reasonable. 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1495 And in winter the views are amazing. 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
1496 Yes,the man with the yellow hat still lives in the main house. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1497 Here in the Hamptons, it's a steal at a million dollars 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1498 ‘Inventory is low in this neighborhood, but we found this one with a wonderful view.’ 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1499 Best views in the neighborhood 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1500 Don’t ask why live in a tree — ask why not live in a tree. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1501 The flooring is worn, but there’s solid oak underneath. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
1502 …Plus give it 100 years or so and those views are going to be simply breathtaking. 1.2557 0.03758 176 136 35 5
1503 Well, it’s a starter home. Start climbing, and soon you’ll be home. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1504 C'mon, lots of people live without a basement. 1.2556 0.03706 180 139 36 5
1505 Honey, look at the bright side, in 40 years, it will be paid off and our home could be 40 feet higher! 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1506 …and best of all, it’s carbon neutral. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1507 Well, here is a listing at Lakeview Estates that DOES fit within your budget. 1.2554 0.03815 184 144 33 7
1508 Your son said you gave him the deed when he was six and he hates to sell it, so many good memories, but he needs the cash... 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1509 It's a cozy one bedroom with original details and seasonal views. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1510 If you'd like I can show you something more in your price range? 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1511 This is an elevated studio loft suite. It has great ventilation, sunlight, and views. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1512 Solid oak floors, wood panelling, southern exposure with great ventilation. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1513 It's a little drafty, but the foundation is solid. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1514 They call it a Twee house. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1515 They're willing to cut the price, but they do stipulate No Girls Allowed. 1.2550 0.04870 149 123 14 12
1516 It’s a great starter home 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1517 This is the latest in the tiny house trend. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1518 Don’t you think this is taking this whole green thing a little too far ? 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1519 The view becomes amazing, after the fall. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
1520 Is my innocence included? 1.2548 0.03929 157 121 32 4
1521 …but the view. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
1522 This one checks all your boxes…brand new construction, lots of natural light, and a great school district! 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
1523 I legally have to tell you that the last owners were murdered by squirrels 1.2545 0.04521 165 135 18 12
1524 I know it’s a little rustic honey, but this has place has amazing views and only slightly over budget 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
1525 The view is to die for! 1.2543 0.03881 173 135 32 6
1526 You won't need flood insurance, 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
1527 We're facing a bidding war with a scurry of squirrels and a very attractive family of warblers. 1.2541 0.03930 181 143 30 8
1528 ...and the views in the Fall are really great! 1.2541 0.04125 122 92 29 1
1529 We've been seeing a lot of growth in this market." 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1530 It's the smallest home in a great school district. 1.2540 0.03744 189 148 34 7
1531 ...and you could still hold on to your nest egg. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1532 Now I know this is on the high end of your price range, but there is a lot of growth potential here. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1533 Impress your friend group with your minimalist statement house. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1534 I think your mother will love it, only three stairs! 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
1535 Open concept! Just what you ordered! 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
1536 It's in a great school district. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1537 Don't worry; it will grow on you. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1538 It'll give you deep roots in the community. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1539 It’s surrounded by nature annnnd it’s 5 square feet bigger than your Manhattan apt! 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1540 The local school district is really good. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1541 On the plus side, no need for flood insurance. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1542 And the best part, the toilet is just downstairs." 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1543 And this is the “penthouse” I’ve been talking about! 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
1544 The air conditioning is built in. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1545 I'm thinking open floor plan and a tire swing. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1546 Solid oak floor. And the view is to die for. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1547 An open-concept floor plan is all the thing now. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1548 It is a perfect summer home 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1549 That's not what I meant by "Upper West Side," Randy. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
1550 As long as the kids pay the rent, I’m sold! 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1551 And where can you still find houses in LA for under $250,000? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1552 The “No Girls!” Covenant is no longer enforceable 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1553 Until you’ve been awakened by chirping baby robins, you haven’t lived. 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
1554 I just want to remind you the zip code is 90210. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
1555 Tiny homes are very on-trend so it’s a great investment. 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
1556 It's not a treehouse it's an aboreal penthouse 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
1557 The owner is replacing the door at no charge due to the NO GiЯLS ALLOWED carving. 1.2528 0.04202 178 144 23 11
1558 Yes, it's $500k. But in this neighborhood and with these schools, its a steal! 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
1559 Our latest rental has spectacular 360 degree panoramic views, open plan kitchen & surrounded by nature. All for only $5k per month 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
1560 I've heard one of the neighbors is an old crow and the other is a little squirrely... 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1561 Stairway to Chapter 11. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1562 This is a good place to plant some roots. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1563 It doesn't come with the ladder 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1564 Think of it as a prequel to your starter house. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1565 All appliances stay. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1566 It was recently reviewed in Arboreal Digest. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1567 It’s an upper fixer upper. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1568 It's pricey, but this would be a few steps up from your blanket fort. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1569 It's entirely carbon neutral and built to withstand rising sea levels. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1570 This is the perfect home for empty nesters ! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1571 Oh, we can get someone to hammer in those step nails for you, no problem. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1572 The garden penthouse is naturally air-conditioned and offers an unmatched view of the yard." 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1573 It may be a little steep for a starter home, but it does have unusual growth potential. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1574 This is the house of the future. Cozy, and safe from the floods. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1575 Hey, a great place to get high. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1576 I know prices are going up, but homes are going up too? 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1577 It has good bones, sticks, and stones. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1578 We can all appreciate low overhead... 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1579 In a few years, it will be a beachfront property. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1580 'And here is a great opportunity to get your foot on a property ladder.' 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1581 This would be the ideal home for branching out. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1582 You wanted to downsize in retirement. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1583 It is a three board walk - up, with board approval. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
1584 You can always add an addition, and it’s in your price range. Plus—check out how big the yard is. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1585 I thought she said atrium. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1586 Remember what they say," Location, Location, Location." 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
1587 Their budget was $2 million, and they wanted a starter tree in the Hamptons. What did they choose? 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
1588 “It’s listed as a ‘Treemendous Value Starter!” 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
1589 They recently added a state of the art outhouse. 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
1590 The property is projected to steadily grow. Let’s put in an offer now before it gets too high. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
1591 It would be a few steps up from our tent. 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
1592 It's the perfect starter home, if you can get by without a garage. 1.2514 0.03842 175 137 32 6
1593 It's not much to look at but it provides a bird's eye view of the neighborhood. 1.2514 0.03787 179 140 33 6
1594 Wait until you see the neighbourhood views 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
1595 We've been wanting to downsize for awhile. 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
1596 Bug spray included. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1597 This is the only house that fits your budget. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1598 It's lovely, but we're not Swiss. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1599 On the positive side, there's no HOA. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1600 Is this your first open house? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1601 The previous owners were eleven. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1602 ...and each year your home grows larger! 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1603 Right. Just one bedroom. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1604 Mid century, modular. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1605 The open house starts today 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1606 You have to share the space with some elves, but they make great cookies. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1607 Feeling young is priceless! 1.2500 0.03708 164 126 35 3
1608 It has a lovely view and only nine hundred and twenty building code violations... 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
1609 The previous owner wrote Overstory. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1610 yes it’s a deal, but you DO have to pay for the square footage UNDER the tree 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1611 This takes Open Concept to a new level! 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1612 He wants to help out with college expenses. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1613 The location is great, but it's a little out of our price range. 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
1614 Ok so you said you were looking for a tree bedroom… 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
1615 This one's within your reach. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1616 Per the city, the legal municipal term is “TreeHome.” 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1617 Just steps away from schools, grocery store, and the ground. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1618 You can't afford not to live here. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1619 Technically it’s not zoned to allow girls but that won’t hold up in court. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1620 It’s barn board 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1621 ’For now we’re just browsing, we may be able to afford something like this when we’re 60’ 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1622 This neighborhood used to be a little seedy. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1623 It’s our up-in-the-Air BnB! 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1624 I see you were expecting the staged version. 1.2487 0.03800 189 150 31 8
1625 It's one of the few in this neighborhood with a view. 1.2485 0.03733 169 131 34 4
1626 Cozy Charming Serene Inviting Sun-drenched Tranquil Breathtaking Vibrant Secluded Renovated Contemporary Picturesque Peaceful Airy Rustic Lush Sleek Captivating...it sells itself.... 1.2485 0.04247 165 133 23 9
1627 And this is the hostile mother-in-law unit. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1628 Looks smaller from down here. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1629 Nice house. Does the tree come with it? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1630 Of course, the tree is extra should you want it. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1631 It's a Zillow Hot Home, so I'd move fast. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1632 Cozy AND a view 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1633 Great sight lines, open concept, sustainably built. Maybe a bit of a fixer upper but in your price range, this is what you can expect in this market. 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
1634 This is the upper fixer-upper. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1635 It needs a bit of work but the view is sensational. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1636 Does it come with the tree? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1637 It's a real climber upper. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1638 Oopsy... you meant the cozy cottage ‘listing on Zillow’, not the one ‘listing on a Willow’. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1639 It’s really more spacious than it looks and the view is breathtaking. The steps are included. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1640 I had heard that the housing market was on the rise. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1641 It's the latest in starter homes; at least until this market breaks" 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1642 It’s the latest in the “tiny house” movement! 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1643 We have several similar properties at our other branches. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1644 Well, the ad did say ‘environmental friendly’ 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1645 According to Mr Trump, this is a 30000 sq ft penthouse! 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1646 It needs to be spruced up a bit more, but has deep roots in the neighborhood. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1647 This will have Fido barking up the right tree. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1648 The previous owners downsized to a crate on Main and Sycamore. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1649 Second floor climb up for 2 Oreos and a pack of gold fish? I guess the bubble finally popped. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1650 So, as I said 'Close to nature'. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1651 There’s a “no girls allowed” policy, but I’m sure we can find a workaround. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1652 Only 500k and you'll make that back in no time with Airbnb. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1653 The floors are made of pine, but the wood below that is mahogany! 1.2476 0.03544 210 166 36 8
1654 This is one of our tiny house “no flood insurance required” listings. 1.2473 0.03812 182 144 31 7
1655 Do you think we can assume their mortgage? 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
1656 We put it up for my husband's mother but she decided to go to a homeless shelter instead. 1.2470 0.04476 166 137 17 12
1657 This fits your nest egg. 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
1658 We call this a modern walk-up. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1659 The good news is you won't need flood insurance. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
1660 I have to disclose that the dawn chorus is seasonal. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1661 Yeah, I gotta move. My husband was a sleep walker. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1662 The rent is a bit high, but the view is great. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1663 The owner leaves every fall…no wonder they’re selling. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1664 The exclusive membership benefits are, of course, grandfathered in. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1665 The property may lack curb appeal, but what about that open floor plan? 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1666 And you won't need a plumber. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1667 It’s technically a corner lot… 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
1668 Welp. There goes our nest egg” 1.2467 0.03893 150 116 31 3
1669 We're also renting out our kid's bedroom, if you prefer a more traditional living situation. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
1670 It's definitely flood proof! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1671 It was in your price range, but they just added the steps. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1672 The only item on the Seller's Disclosure is that the steps are not to code. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1673 It'd look a lot more impressive if you were on 'shrooms... 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1674 The ad said it's a cozy one bedroom, quiet neighborhood, with a great view of nature. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1675 His father and I both decided to nurture the realtor in him. 1.2464 0.04804 138 113 16 9
1676 What are the HOA fees? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1677 This one is special. Every window has a view. 1.2464 0.03638 207 165 33 9
1678 In this neighborhood, this is a steal. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1679 It's a definite step up from a cave. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1680 A home that will grow with your family. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1681 Welcome to House Hunters: Los Angeles. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1682 They just put a new roof on. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1683 Best and Final offers by Timmy’s bedtime and his National Geographic collection is not included in the asking price 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1684 Unfortunately there is no cell reception or WiFi, but the previous owners built a tin can and string right into the west limb. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1685 The current owners didn’t bite on our initial bid, but I think they can be swayed with an all-candy offer. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1686 No, the listing said coop, not co-op. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1687 The owners just upgraded to an HVAC system with zero environmental impact. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1688 Yes sir, the door does come separate. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1689 But I thought you told me you were bird watchers! 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1690 2022 build, renewable hardwood, eco-friendly ventilation system, and, all within budget! 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1691 If it doesn’t have quartz countertops, we’re teally not interested. 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
1692 The living space may be small, but the bathroom is literally a zillion square feet. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1693 The best panoramic views at your price range 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
1694 There's no kitchen but I'll occasionally bring you smores. 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
1695 The sellers are highly motivated to close before nap time. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1696 Harold, that's not what "houses are up" means! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1697 Tiny houses are all the rage! 1.2456 0.03600 171 132 36 3
1698 This one has 0 interest. 1.2455 0.03843 167 131 31 5
1699 Sorry we can't sell it to you, the owner said, "No girls allowed." 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
1700 The ad did say “fixer” and “upper.” 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1701 They're finally selling the house that Jack built. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1702 Of course, you should demand an inspection 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
1703 …and the en-suite has a bidet! 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1704 The price can only come down. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1705 It’s a great Starter Home for a young couple like you. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1706 Of course, we're putting in an elevator. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1707 Now we do have something smaller! 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1708 Needs work, certainly. But wouldn't you agree that this home honors its environment like few others we've seen? 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1709 A million dollars really doesn’t buy what it used to 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1710 It's virtually perfect for empty nesters. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1711 It looks small from here but you should see how big it is inside. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1712 This Midcentury modern structure gets Northern light and comes already wired with string” 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
1713 It does not however, come with the tree. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1714 The original owner has moved on to college. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1715 Some bears checked it out but preferred the woods. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1716 The interest rate is higher than the tree 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1717 What it lacks in space, it makes up for with the views. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1718 The list price is for the tree, not the house. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1719 You'll never want to leaf. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1720 Take it or leaf it. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1721 Three hundred and fifty thousand fucking dollars. 1.2446 0.04078 184 150 23 11
1722 In this market you just have to climb til you qualify. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1723 It’s a step up!! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1724 It's got unobstructed views and is near nature, this is exactly what you're looking for! 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1725 It would make a great air B&B. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
1726 but the good side is that you're still within the most desirable zip code. 1.2439 0.03782 164 128 32 4
1727 This motherfucker… 1.2439 0.04825 164 140 8 16
1728 Sorry, another buyer called dibs. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1729 It has wonderful southern exposure. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1730 It’s the quintessential room with a view and in winter the view is even better. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
1731 Jimmy says it doesn't fit a 6 years old crypto-influencer-entrepreneur, so he put it for sale 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1732 You said you wanted something on the higher end 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
1733 This used to be for the birds. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
1734 I can give you the secret password to go inside. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1735 While there is no garage, the views are spectacular! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1736 This is all I could find in your price range. 1.2434 0.03734 152 117 33 2
1737 It takes the small house concept up to the next level. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1738 In terms of timing the market, winter is tough. 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
1739 And the best thing is that the bathroom is directly over the neighbor's composter 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1740 Well, it is a nice neighborhood, and it is in our budget. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1741 Well, at least no children can temporarily stay in the basement. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
1742 And, your parents will finally leave you alone. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
1743 This going to go above asking. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
1744 Probably someone who lives above their means 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1745 It's a great opportunity. The owners are downsizing. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
1746 And the toilet water 💦 helps the tree 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1747 HOA is a little high, but it’s the only property in this town in flood zone C. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1748 We have a very motivated seller - he's about to leave for college. 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
1749 Did I mention the granite countertops? 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1750 For those who can’t afford a Tiny home! 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1751 I admit it's only a starter home, but think of the add on possibilities. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1752 Just wait till you see the view. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
1753 It doesn't get better than this. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1754 Sure, it needs a bit of work. But think of the 'tiny homes' cachet. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1755 It will be very cozy for the two of you and the renovation work could get you on HGTV! 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1756 It's a REAL upper-fixer 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1757 I told you it was "nestled in nature." 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1758 And Doug, here in the back is the in-law suite with separate entrance that you asked about. They will LOVE the privacy. 1.2426 0.04071 169 136 25 8
1759 It’s at the high end of your price range. 1.2426 0.04071 169 136 25 8
1760 I know you said walk-ups were out, but would you consider a climb-up? 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
1761 This charming, open-air starter home with so much potential… 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1762 You’ll love the nest-door neighbors. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1763 You said you were looking for a wooded setting with a view. 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
1764 It may not feel like a home now, but it will grow on you! 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
1765 We are calling it 'vintage mancave.' 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
1766 we said we didn't want a walk-up... 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
1767 Your carbon footprint would be virtually negative… 1.2422 0.05172 128 107 11 10
1768 It was accidently grandfathered under the new California Additional Dwelling Unit law. The comps have it a 3.2 million. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1769 "A rustic charm with a great view... 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1770 City Hall is planning to make all tree homes sub dividable as well. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1771 In today’s market, it’ll go fast! 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
1772 it was the mother in law suite but now we rent it as an air bnb. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
1773 Both a clubhouse and penthouse that effortlessly brings nature into the home.” 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1774 The seller is very mature for his age. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1775 It's really a great investment... It's only going to go up. 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1776 I’m sorry, but the HOA has a strict “No Girls Allowed” policy. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1777 This is the shortest stairway to heaven. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1778 The owner is forced to sell - she needs to finance her kindergarten fees. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1779 It's already passed a cootie inspection. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1780 I know it looks small but you aren't going to find a better deal on a carbon-neutral loft in this school district. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1781 It does have excellent views! 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1782 Mr. Watterson is selling because his son Calvin grew up and moved away. 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
1783 I am required to disclose that prior occupant reported an infestation of cooties. 1.2411 0.04817 141 117 14 10
1784 This is one of the affordable housing act homes. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1785 I just thought we'd go out on a limb and take a look. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
1786 It’s a step up from the others. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1787 This empty nester won’t cost you your nest egg 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1788 It's in an exciting new category -- the Upper Fixer! 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1789 They love it but they just became empty nesters. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1790 It has its disadvantages but the view is treemendous 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1791 It's nice, but where will the maid sleep? 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1792 It’s the only thing that fits your budget 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
1793 He ran out of allowance money awaiting city permit approval. 1.2402 0.03660 179 141 33 5
1794 It comes complete with a rake, a pail, and a white flag. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1795 ... and here we have the master bedroom. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1796 For a walk-up it’s very airy 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1797 You won’t find a more spectacular view of the Nelson’s garage at this price. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1798 Makes a perfect mother-in-law suite. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1799 Van life is so 2022. Boho tree life is where it’s at. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1800 It's a cute upper fixer. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1801 Have you seen the shower? It's a hose with a sprinkler head! 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1802 The sellers have decided to downsize. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
1803 That's what a 25-year loan at current rates is going to get you these days. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
1804 It’s a few steps up from your previous place. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1805 We thought we’d never move, but when our youngest left for college, the house began to feel so empty. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1806 It’ll make you feel like a kid! 1.2397 0.03925 146 114 29 3
1807 For the guest bedroom and moat you’ll have to use your imagination a little. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1808 At night? Just pee out the window. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1809 But you'll always be off the grid. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1810 Not quite the fixer upper we had in mind” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1811 If you'd like to have the foundation inspected, I know a good arborist. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1812 Your neighbors are nuts” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1813 We all start somewhere 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1814 A Tree Grows a House In Brooklyn 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1815 It’s above the market. 1.2395 0.03625 167 130 34 3
1816 As the only new construction in this red-hot neighborhood, I suggest you bid high and fast. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
1817 It is pricey but you would be on the top floor. 1.2394 0.04680 142 117 16 9
1818 Your childhood dream home can finally be yours. Can you afford to pass this up? 1.2394 0.03862 142 110 30 2
1819 I heard Mark's kids flipped this one... 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1820 What’s the weight limit? 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1821 If you insist on a bathroom, that will be another 700,000. 1.2391 0.04885 138 115 13 10
1822 It's the only listing under $1 million 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1823 It's move-in ready 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
1824 What else would you expect for $2 million in Berkeley? 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1825 It’s only a one story walk up 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1826 Location, squirrels, location! 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
1827 Think of the statement you make which says “We take climate change seriously! 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
1828 Of course, you’re paying for the view. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1829 How hard would it be to add a pool? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1830 The previous owner was Keebler Inc. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1831 This tiny house/tree house combo with an open floor plan and authentic wood floors is in your price range. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1832 Hey, look, it's a step up from renting. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
1833 I think it's a good starter home, don't you? 1.2387 0.03893 155 122 29 4
1834 The kids come with it 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
1835 It's the perfect pied-à-tree. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1836 It is smaller than we were hoping for, but does fit our retirement budget. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1837 Just think, in a few decades the views will be priceless! 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1838 I’m excited to show you this early example of biophilic architecture. I know you’re going to love it 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1839 It comes with a modular living space and nature-controlled HVAC system" 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
1840 If you can match their projected college tuition, the owners will throw in a ladder. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1841 Bart moved on 1.2384 0.03604 151 116 34 1
1842 It has a great view of the neighborhood. 1.2384 0.03744 172 136 31 5
1843 The front stairs need some work, but the view is to die for. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1844 Does it come with the girly magazines? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1845 My son has twelve offers already, and is starting a cryptocurrency company. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1846 Think of it as your first rung on the real estate ladder. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1847 It’s an open concept 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
1848 And if you ever want kids, there are a bunch that play here every afternoon. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1849 Some of the best views in the neighborhood. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1850 You said you were looking for indoor/outdoor living 1.2381 0.03655 147 113 33 1
1851 Now there's no front door...and I know that was on your list 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
1852 We didn’t realise we built it on an acorn 25 years ago 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1853 Looks kinda squirrely to me! 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
1854 This one has an expansive view of the neighboring yards, but you would need to add another level since there are no girls allowed. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1855 And if the seas do rise... 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1856 Maybe if we each get a second job... 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1857 Like I said... Eco-friendly, open floor plan, & easy access. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1858 what do you expect for a million bucks in Carmel??? 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1859 The perfect spot for certain house guests. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1860 Yes but they're friendly squirrels 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
1861 This charming, airy, one-story walk-up was formerly owned by the neighborhood boys Pirates Club. As a sweetener, they will throw-in two secret decoder rings . . . 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
1862 The easement is negotiable 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1863 The owner requested that you not touch his baseball card and chewing gum collections. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
1864 No, actually, this is listed as an "upper fixer". 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1865 It was designed and built by the renowned juvenile architect "Timmy the Big Booger Butt. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1866 I heard the sellers had to evict their eight-year-old son—must've been a tough conversation. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1867 Think of it as returning to your roots. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
1868 You'll save a bundle on flood insurance. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
1869 I very few properties have this growth potential. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
1870 It was an Airbnb but the neighborhood association made that impossible now. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1871 The indoor -outdoor blend, the floating staircase, it doesn't get more modern or green than this. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1872 There is no indoor plumbing, but the owners said that you can use their parents bathroom if you really have to go. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1873 Is it a treehouse, or is it just a house in a tree? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1874 other than the Treehouse Homeowners monthly fee, there are few other expenses...well, except for the Bird Association's dues, which are mandatory for all occupants of trees.... 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1875 'It has won several Green Building awards." 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1876 A "NO ADMISHEN WITHOUT SEECRET PASSWORD" sign and security is guaranteed. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1877 The previous owners flew south for the winter. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1878 Apparently it used to be a bachelor pad. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1879 The listing states the ADU comes with a 50 year lease on the tree. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
1880 Indeed it's ideal for our summer home but we're looking for something without steps. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1881 We're calling it an upper-fixer-upper. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1882 The listing did say it was a 10 year old construction, in fact, Jimmy's twelve now and moved on to soapbox derby. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1883 Is this a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1884 It could definitely use a woman's touch, as the previous owner had a strict "No girls allowed" policy. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1885 We’re hoping the next owner will continue to maintain its landmark status. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1886 It is a high rise with a degree of privacy that beats any equivalently sized condo. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
1887 The previous owners are now in high school. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1888 Perfect for the empty nest syndrome. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1889 We're proud to be part of the burgeoning Tiny House movement! 1.2357 0.03875 140 109 29 2
1890 Welcome to my new ADU 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1891 You would be sharing bathroom facilities with two Rottweilers and a Shiatsu. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1892 On a positive note, you can always branch out 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1893 I would never consider moving into a high-rise building without an elevator 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1894 I’m going out on a limb with this next viewing 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1895 It's eco-friendly." 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
1896 Great price for a second-floor walk up. 1.2357 0.03630 157 122 33 2
1897 And I challenge you to find another penthouse at anywhere near this price. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
1898 This one is just slightly over your price range. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1899 Who keeps putting this for sale sign in front of my house? 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
1900 The previous owners were nuts. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1901 Housing codes are really loosening up. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1902 Let’s put an offer in now so another couple doesn’t swoop in and steal your Empty Nest Dream Home! 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1903 Your investment will grow! 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1904 This one really sends the message that you're upwardly mobile. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1905 I know windows AND doors were on your “must have” list but in this market it’s all about compromise. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1906 But you said you wanted a beech house? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1907 And, we'll throw in a secret decoder ring! 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1908 Jimmy went to college, so we’re downsizing. 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
1909 Just think, no more HOA fees. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
1910 The HOA will chirp up if you don’t keep the birdfeeders full at all times 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
1911 It's the only house left in the neighborhood 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1912 Well, the ad was supposed to read "upper," not "fixer-upper. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1913 We loved every day of our life here…. until my husband started sleepwalking. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1914 Indoor plumbing is out of your rice range. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1915 Due to the housing shortage, the TIny House market is hot-hot-hot! It's a steal at $300,000. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
1916 Your investment here will only grow. 1.2346 0.03668 162 127 32 3
1917 Welcome to Cupertino, CA. It's small yet cozy. Room for growth. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1918 Given housing prices, $750,000 is a steal. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1919 If you don't like the neighborhood, an arborist I know can ball and transplant it for you. It's extra, you know. 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
1920 Yes, we listed it as a dream house. Most people have dreamed of this since they were ten. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1921 The previous owners tried to finance this with a lemonade stand, but I think if you keep up with your chores they should cover the payments. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1922 And this home can double as a boat dock seasonally. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1923 My husband can fix the stairs. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1924 It's a 'Build It Yourself-er' 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1925 Heard of forest bathing? 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1926 Perfect spot for an Airbnb 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1927 .... and the firewood for your fireplace is free...... 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1928 You’re the only ones who realized I’m just selling the sign. 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
1929 It’s one bed one bird bath. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
1930 Not only is it rent controlled, but it's in your price range! 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
1931 Under our HOA's new inclusivity policy, girls are now allowed. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1932 It’s small but it’s got a great view. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
1933 Plus, it comes with carbon credits! 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1934 I'm sorry, but the owners have a strict "No Girls Allowed" contingency on the sale of the house. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1935 You’re right. Litterally detached. 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
1936 This one is in a wonderful tree-lined neighborhood and is just steps away from all the amenities. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1937 For a small down payment, you can make this tree house your tree home. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1938 The Feng Shui is awesome! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1939 On the plus side it’s in a very prestigious zip code. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1940 That house is for the birds! 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1941 It makes a terrific IntheAirbnb. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1942 And it comes with a great view of everyone's backyards! 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1943 Comes with a great view of your neighbor’s backyard. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1944 As advertised, "cozy & airy!" 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1945 LEED platinum-certified; and a little drafty, but really cannot beat the views. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1946 My client is willing to negotiate on payment. They’re currently accepting comic books, trading cards, or a lifetime obligation of doing their homework. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1947 The hardwood foundation is eco-friendly. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1948 « Your inner child will be so happy here » 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1949 It's perfect for upwardly-mobile buyers like you. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
1950 Welcome to the first step on the property ladder. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1951 Consider it a penthouse 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
1952 Think of it. No ecological footprint guilt! 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1953 Thinking it may be a problem with ADA ? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1954 Comes with a very good energy efficiency rating. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1955 It's perfect for empty nesters. Caw me if you're interested. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
1956 That's the 'bonus room' 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1957 I know there are some cons, but you will get a terrific rate on flood insurance. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1958 It’s within commuting distance and you won’t hear him snore. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1959 the seller will be here when she finishes her nap 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1960 I know this one is a little pricey, but it was once occupied by the Keebler Elves. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1961 And, it's in an excellent school district. 1.2320 0.03957 125 97 27 1
1962 I suggest we make a counter offer, and ask the seller to include the Ouija Board and Zip Line. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1963 Well it’s a 3 rung walk up, no elevator…. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1964 If you don't like the neighbors, it's transplantable 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
1965 I know it's rustic, but what about the open floor plan? 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
1966 I love the passive design, but the neighbors seem squirrelly. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1967 The second floor houses a private club, but the ground floor is wide open. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1968 I don't think this is what mother had in mind. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1969 You won’t believe the view. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1970 Mind you, it will need a door before you can Airbnb it. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1971 It's the latest in "elevated property." 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1972 ...and in five to ten years, you'll have a view of the ocean. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1973 You did say you were open to a walk-up. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1974 For the million dollars, could you throw in a door? 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1975 But honey, think of what a nightmare allergy season will be. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1976 Can you believe how high the housing market keeps going 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1977 If you think of it as bucolic or rustic, you won't miss lack of running water." 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1978 With Climate Change, It'll be worth a fortune. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1979 It’s the perfect tiny house with a view! 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1980 You can put in a chair lift with the money you save on flood insurance " 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
1981 They’re downsizing because they are empty-nesters. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1982 It's perfect for buyers looking to downsize in a seller's market. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1983 "It's the green-energy home of the future." 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1984 It's $100,000: 1,000 for the house and 90,000 for the insurance." 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
1985 The roof was replaced last year, but the stairs are vintage orange crate. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1986 One problem: there are no girls allowed. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1987 Cabin in the Sky might be overselling it a bit. 1.2308 0.03937 169 137 25 7
1988 The sellers are empty nesters who are downsizing. 1.2308 0.03733 156 123 30 3
1989 It's rumored there are rare Pokemon cards hidden somewhere in it 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1990 This is the typical starter home for first time buyers. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1991 You guys wanna see a dead body? 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1992 It’s all about the view. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1993 "What do you expect for a million dollars?" 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
1994 You can take my word for it when I say that there are no empty nest issues to worry about with this home. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1995 It may not be much to look at but it is the only one that meets your budget! 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
1996 We could branch out into this type of investment and spruce it up for an Airbnb… 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1997 And this is the penthouse suite. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1998 The HOA fees are only two peanut butter sandwiches a month. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1999 Sure, yeah, t's a tear-down. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2000 IS THERE AN ELEVATOR? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2001 It’s perfect for our parents when they retire! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2002 It will look bigger after pruning 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2003 You may need to raise it. I have some one flying in tomorrow with a higher bid.” 1.2299 0.04027 174 143 22 9
2004 Sure, it needs plumbing upgrades. But look at all of the natural lighting. 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
2005 The neighborhood is really up and coming. 1.2298 0.03659 161 127 31 3
2006 The house needs work, but it's the best tree in the neighborhood. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
2007 It's all about elevation, elevation, elevation. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
2008 You want four steps? That''ll be three hundred dollars. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
2009 The fourth wall really sets this one apart 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
2010 We didn't want any steps. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2011 It’s termite and woodpecker proof, and will last another 100 years. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2012 And don’t forget that you can always refinance. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2013 "The current owners are looking to downsize." 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2014 It is hard to find a yard this large in this neighborhood. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2015 You'll be pleased by the property taxes. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
2016 Don't worry, this is just the base model 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
2017 How many times did you tell me you wanted an open space design? 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
2018 ….and you will have the best cell phone reception in the town 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
2019 With this property, ADU stands for arboreal dwelling unit! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2020 Reasonably priced! This one room walk—up is a mere $3,000 a month. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
2021 So The Giving Tree finally sold out to the unstoppable force of gentrification. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2022 Does it have central air? 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
2023 Mom had to move into assisted living after her fall, so we’re selling the place, 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2024 The neighbors do get a little noisy, but only on a 17-year cycle. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2025 It isn't much, but minimalism is all the rage these days. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2026 We're the ultimate 'empty-nesters' 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
2027 An ideal property for the young, upwardly mobile types. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2028 At your age, you should get one with fewer rungs. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
2029 And this recent listing has an ultra open concept living area. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
2030 It's a little more than the last house, but it's a better location 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2031 It’s a room and it comes with a view . Rope ladder not included. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
2032 Think of it as a three-step program towards financial independence. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
2033 Sorry, this one-bedroom unit is zoned “no girls allowed.” 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
2034 ....And It's a great home for ornithologists. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
2035 Can we add another room without a permit? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
2036 All the squirrels moving into the area have caused the prices to go up. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
2037 Out of all the homes we viewed this has the best Feng Shui. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
2038 Think of the possibilities! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
2039 Well it’s in your price range and I didn’t lie about the view. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
2040 It has a dry basement 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
2041 i really wanted to live in a maple rather than an oak tree, but it DOES have wi-fi! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2042 It comes with a no children allowed clause too. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2043 We call it "The Up-Sizer." 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2044 The architect will be back from kindergarten soon if you have any questions 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2045 It’s rustic and cozy and, best of all, it’s in your price range 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
2046 For an extra fifty thousand, it comes with a mailbox 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
2047 I bet they could put one of those stairclimber things in for your mother. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
2048 Do you have a problem with squirrels? Cause you're gonna get some squirrels. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2049 The upside is that it's affordable. The downside is that it's affordable. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2050 It’s one bedroom and infinite bathrooms. 1.2281 0.05292 114 96 10 8
2051 Your neighbors are a very nice mourning dove and robin. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2052 The previous owner was Bart Simpson 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2053 This should fit within your budget. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
2054 It's an organic, first floor walk up with and A+ environmental rating -- perfect for downsizing. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2055 Why are they selling? The owner is leaving for college. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
2056 Think of it as an address in the Hamptons. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2057 It’s bigger than the last place we saw 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2058 I recommend that you get in at the ground level. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2059 It’s a second-story climb up. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2060 You'll save on air conditioning! 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
2061 I found it perfect for my in-laws." 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
2062 Yes, in YOUR backyard 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
2063 I love it. Sorry dear, this for me only. No boys allowed! 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
2064 Come winter, you have 360 degree views of the yard. 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2065 But the view outweighs the plumbing problem. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2066 Former owners just needed more space as they approached puberty. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2067 Yes, to our kids it was their treehouse. But for the real estate listing it is an "ADU with a view". 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2068 It's in an up and coming area called Upindatree and the seller, Joey Jr, is very motivated to sell so he can get a new bike. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
2069 And this, dear friends, is our back to nature special! 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
2070 You won't find a better offer in this neck of the woods! 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
2071 The garden is south-facing 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2072 Can this be made handicap accessible? 1.2270 0.04000 185 154 20 11
2073 When the kids used this, we should’ve charged rent. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
2074 Better act fast, owner says he might convert it into an Air-b-n-b 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
2075 TREE" house, not "free" house 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
2076 This style is called millennial modern 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
2077 You know ,this will be perfect for John after our divorce. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2078 The owners will sell for a birdsong. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2079 They had a sub-pine mortgage" 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2080 We see these houses coming to market after an electrical storm. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2081 The current owner is willing to leave the furniture for the right price. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2082 It'll get a good price; it's an original Airbnb. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
2083 I wanted to show an option that’s comparable to your current square footage in the city 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
2084 The previous owner is motivated to sell -- he's grounded and the new "Call of Duty" comes out soon. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2085 He’s willing to throw in a stack of old skin mags. 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
2086 I'd be great for your downsizing parents. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2087 The fall foliage around this property is outstanding. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2088 Now, this particular home sits on a beautiful 50-year-old oak tree. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
2089 In addition to a discount on your flood insurance, you'll also be eligible for a renewable energy tax credit. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2090 At $325,000 this is a steal. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
2091 Actually this one was just purchased by three kids in a trenchcoat. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2092 The nine-year-old who owns it is no longer into loft living. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
2093 I’m telling you, the Zestimate on this place is $600k! 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
2094 And in a storm no worries of a tree falling on your house 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
2095 The square footage isn’t great, but the view into the neighbor’s spacious backyard is amazing. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
2096 When it gets cold, you’ll come into the house and sleep with me. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
2097 It's still classed as 'turn key', even without a door. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2098 Small but it's got a great view. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2099 The location is fantastic and the price is fair. But it is, unfortunately, listed as No Girls Allowed." 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2100 Great growth potential. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2101 It’s 1.2 with a great view and plenty of natural light. 1/2 bath at the corner gas station. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
2102 Are your kids trying to tell you something? 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
2103 I prefer to call it a penthouse. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2104 No fossil fuels. Runs entirely on wind and solar. 1.2254 0.03583 173 138 31 4
2105 The view is simply unbeatable. It makes the property worth the exorbitant price! 1.2254 0.03792 142 112 28 2
2106 The seller is prepared to give you the house in exchange for working at his lemonade stand this summer. 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
2107 At $3,000 a month, you're not going to beat this deal in Manhattan. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
2108 In this economy? 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
2109 This cozy, pet friendly home offers a stunning view of the sideyard. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
2110 It has a big fenced in yard for entertaining! 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
2111 So, it's not just the potato chip bags having 'Shrinkflation".. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2112 It’s been in the family for years 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2113 There’s no down payment required plus it comes with bathroom and kitchen privileges. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2114 Don't worry about the fall. The colors are beautiful. 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
2115 Let's say we throw in a new tire swing as a house warming gift 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2116 It's available and in your price range! 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2117 Not right now but in a few years you can add on. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2118 We’ve narrowed it down to this one and the 20-room mansion on the beach 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2119 The floor is original hardwood. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2120 Hey, I know it's basic, but you're pre-approved by the bank! 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
2121 And this is a flex studio in Arboreal Heights. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2122 The previous tenants flew the coop. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
2123 Think of the view. 1.2248 0.03850 129 101 27 1
2124 And, it's great for spying on neighbors! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
2125 The seller has agreed to cover the cost of a secret alphabet encoder and a month's worth of snacks. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
2126 I heard houses were going up. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
2127 The owner just started kindergarten 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
2128 Perfect bird's eye view. 1.2245 0.03586 147 115 31 1
2129 It's got the Macaulay Culkin seal of approval 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
2130 Shipping containers are so 2010s 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2131 And ... and ... it just got a new roof! 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
2132 Unfortunately, there are No Girls Allowed. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
2133 New listing: Wake up amongst the birds. Private, breezy, and serene stand alone unit. Utilities not included. Pets considered with an extra deposit. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
2134 The bond is one thousand acorns 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2135 Yes, I will accept two percent. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
2136 It's a fixer-upper perched on a solid wood foundation. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
2137 The difficult access is one thing, but the full bathroom being in the house next door is more problematic. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2138 This next one is a perfect little house in the woods, and I think it might be in your price range! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2139 Well, it is a step up from our last place. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2140 Mom passed on and we just don't need it ant more. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2141 You won't find another rustic cabin surrounded by trees at this price point. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2142 Obviously it’s perfect for empty nesters. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2143 It's a great chance to climb the property ladder. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2144 This comes with a great view of your neighbor's exposed brick façade, 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2145 And they say that the basement never floods. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
2146 It’s an excellent place to put down roots 1.2239 0.03767 134 105 28 1
2147 Not to get too metaphysical, but nowadays aren't we all living out on a limb? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2148 We've already received several all-cash offers from private equity firms. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
2149 It’s all about location. 1.2239 0.04695 134 112 14 8
2150 I tried to evict Billy but they just did an episode about squatter’s rights on Sesame Street. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2151 We've had a lot of interest in this one, mainly from the neighbourhood kids and millennial couples with median salaries. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
2152 This house has good bones and it's on a tree-lined block. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
2153 This is our best starter home for under a million dollars to get you into home ownership! 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
2154 And it's all on one level. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
2155 Just think of the view! 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
2156 And the mother-in-law suite is an actual birdhouse. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2157 It's a second floor walk-up with a view. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2158 Would you like to have a look inside? I've got the password right here. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2159 It's completely organic. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2160 So, where should we put the hottub? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2161 Fully detached and owned by a non-smoker. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2162 It will be like revisiting your childhood, but with an interest rate that will bleed you dry. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2163 Of course! Your Porta-Potty attaches securely to that branch! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2164 Fixer Upper with a view! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2165 Activist built, minimalist protest model, protects foundational tree it is perched on, comes with tree-hugger conviction, eco-centric values, and ambient climate change fueled heating and cooling system, HOA established by avian and rodent cohabitants, covenants enforced by local municipality, outdoor rain shower, sporadic cat security system, bring your own bucket.” 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2166 I’ll stay here and give you some privacy. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
2167 This is the perfect solution to your house guest problem. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
2168 Do you think it has wifi? 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
2169 Tiny houses are all the rage now. 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
2170 They got worried and moved to Canada. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
2171 i love a fixxauppa tree ! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
2172 The listing says the schools are dumb, but the lawn has cootie protection. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
2173 It's a bit over your budget, but you are paying for the views. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2174 For the couple addicted to HGTV renovation shows. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
2175 The seller has disclosed that the property has a history of cooties. 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
2176 Yes! It does come with free parking, but it's a limit of 2 bikes or 3 big wheels" 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2177 This is the best available home in your price range. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
2178 House sold separately 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2179 Just so you know, I’m not showing this house to just anybody. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
2180 It's cozy, surrounded by tree, and perfect for empty nesters. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2181 And property taxes are less than ten thousand a year 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
2182 Don’t look at me…She’s YOUR friend! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2183 I guess this is what they mean about real estate going up! 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
2184 Thanks for coming to the open house, but there are already 3 bidders above asking 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
2185 Yeah, we tried, but we’d end up with splinters every time. 1.2222 0.03885 126 99 26 1
2186 Imagine the view in 20 years! 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2187 And here's House #3. Bob, you wanted to be out of the flood zone, and Helen, it's the rustic style you love. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
2188 Hmmm, that’s a bit steep 1.2222 0.04272 153 127 18 8
2189 This house has 'flipper' written all over it! 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
2190 They did say it was an open floor plan with a view. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2191 We could get a Stair Lift. 1.2222 0.03885 126 99 26 1
2192 With this location and in this market, I'd go in above asking. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2193 It's a step up from where we are now! 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
2194 It's ideal for lovers and huggers. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
2195 Here are the three steps towards living the high life! 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
2196 The owner of the property is downsizing 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
2197 Oh, I see. So this is what fixer upper means. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
2198 I heard the neighbours can be a bit chirpy. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
2199 It's a one bedroom, one birdbath. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2200 Well, the ad SAID “airy, open floor-plan penthouse in a leafy neighborhood.” 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2201 Oh great shape. It was only used for meetings and the occasional night out. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2202 It’s all about the location 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2203 It really brings the outdoors, in. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2204 It's a fixer-upper, just needs a little paint. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2205 Your mansion in the sky! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2206 ... with beautiful bird's eye views. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2207 It has spectacular treetop views. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2208 I understand you’re downsizing but the kids will still enjoy a visit. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2209 I'll admit the propertree tax is a little high but you can offset that with the cordage. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
2210 So you mean to say a tree grew under the house ? 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
2211 And don’t forget the potential for syrup production 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
2212 The owner is a kid but she's willing to do owner-financing. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
2213 It's a perfect starter home for someone without a job and no prospects who wishes to retire early. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
2214 They’re asking $1 million, but with the Hamptons rental income it’ll pay for itself. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2215 We like to call it a tiny house with a view." 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2216 It’s the ultimate in affordable housing. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2217 It comes with hot and cold maple syrup! 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2218 It's a few steps above your standard entry-level home. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2219 Absolutely zero Radon! 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2220 What it lacks in technology it makes up for with the view... 1.2206 0.03569 136 106 30 0
2221 On the plus side, no flood insurance needed. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2222 It's called upward mobility. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2223 "And the fall foliage is spectacular!" 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2224 I’m sorry, you were the second highest bid, just behind the Keeblers at $3.6. They’re opening up a new branch. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2225 Now even outhouses are on the market. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2226 The tree is a separate listing and the squirrel association is VERY persnickety. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2227 It’s just a starter home until the real estate bubble bursts. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2228 Elevation, elevation, elevation!” 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2229 This one’s a bit outside your budget, too. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2230 Yeah, Little Johnny has started to dabble in real estate. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2231 It's a million five. They're going quickly. (Oh, wait. Was this caption supposed to be funny? Sorry.) 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2232 The HOA wants me to remind you to keep the branches trimmed 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2233 We’re calling it a nouveau Raised Ranch. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2234 The previous owner had a show on Fox 1.2203 0.05126 118 100 10 8
2235 Wow, a walk-up we can finally afford! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2236 The website said "open house" but this is literally an open house. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2237 And it comes with an outhouse. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
2238 It is a perfect home for bird watchers! 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
2239 Think of it as your beach house for rising sea levels. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
2240 You did say the sky is the limit. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
2241 You two wanted to nest ... so ... 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2242 What this house needs is solar panels. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2243 Oh yes. I forgot to mention. It's a "Boy's Only" treehouse. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2244 Bird's eye view is on the house and in the house. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2245 It’s in the tiny home segment 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
2246 Will you be paying cash or Pokémon cards? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2247 The ad CLEARLY STATES. 1st Floor/Walk-Up. 1.2195 0.04153 164 137 18 9
2248 Let's start with the pluses - the cell phone service is crème de la crème. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
2249 I’d buy it, but the nails are bent. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2250 The floors are real wood. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2251 The average annual growth rate in this area is 6 inches." 1.2194 0.04416 155 131 14 10
2252 Back on earth means you'll have to start shaving again. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
2253 And the bird's nest in the back would make a perfect ADU. 1.2192 0.03700 146 116 28 2
2254 The views are even better in winter. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2255 The seller has been highly motivated since their allowance was cut. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2256 On-budget, open-concept, with panoramic views and lots of natural light… . 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
2257 This location is certainly a step up. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
2258 It’s the perfect Man Cave. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2259 The Home Owners Association Dues are 150 for ground keeping and other services. 1.2190 0.03694 137 108 28 1
2260 I did promise you a high-rise. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2261 It’s an ornithologist special 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
2262 Going out on a limb here… 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
2263 The price is pretty good for a one bedroom/no bath. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2264 I call it an Air Bees 'N more Bees. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
2265 Room with a view! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2266 The tree and the backyard aren’t included in the sale. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2267 Believing they finally found their dream home, they later discovered — the hard way — that the house was perched above an old G.I. Joe burial ground. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2268 You have to use your imagination. 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
2269 It’s a rickety, poorly built treehouse, and the asking price is $350,000.00. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
2270 It’s a bit drafty in the winter months but the views are spectacular when the leaves change and then fall off. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
2271 I know we said no walk-ups but this is such a great location. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2272 This property comes with a mother-in-law tree house. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2273 I just love the mature landscaping on this one. 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
2274 This is definitely an investment that will keep growing. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2275 It's way above the market. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2276 A little paint, a little TLC. A real bargain at $699,000. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2277 It's a perfect starter home for the upwardly mobile. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
2278 And the 2-car garage is in that hedge. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
2279 It comes with natural sunlight. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2280 There's other empty nesters interested so you'll have to act fast. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2281 As is." 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2282 It’s a zero bathroom. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2283 Our HOA allows one vacation rental unit. Ours is the only one with a view 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
2284 The HOA fees are negligible, really. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2285 It's a fourth-floor climb-up but the yard views are spectacular! 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
2286 Who cares about the mortgage rate. There is no HOA. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
2287 The asking price is an Xbox and 20 pints of ice cream. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2288 It's not just the property values that are climbing up in this neighborhood. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
2289 The owner will even cover the cost of the home inspection. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
2290 The listing did say ‘Set on a tree lined street’. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
2291 The previous owner grew old and can't enjoy it anymore. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2292 Imagine. You'll be much closer to nature. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
2293 It's a few steps up from our old place. 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
2294 You're right, the roof leaks a bit. Two and a half million? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2295 It's not just a tree house, it's also a free house. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2296 Should you need more incentive, I've been told that at the closing the seller will furnish the buyer with a map showing the locations of more than 100 acorns that are hidden throughout the yard. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2297 We'll need a ramp when we are old. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2298 yes, I'm selling this heirloom property that my parents bequeathed me, I take cash only and you're the 17th couple to see it today. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2299 Sure, its small, but you could easily open it up by knocking out that wall...then knock out the other walls, remove the tree and put up a nice brick Georgian. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
2300 Whatd'ya think?? 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
2301 The perfect marriage between New York and your budget. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
2302 I know, it's one of those tiny houses 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2303 We can always install a ramp. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2304 Sorry, but the seller says no girls allowed. 1.2171 0.03876 175 145 22 8
2305 This is currently the best house in the market 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
2306 Did it pass the termite inspection? 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2307 The floor plan is fully open concept and the views are the best in the neighborhood 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
2308 And don’t forget the savings on flood insurance. . . . 1.2171 0.03806 129 102 26 1
2309 It's the cheapest walk-up in the area. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2310 It’s the trendy rustic farmhouse style…eco-friendly and low maintenance with great views. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2311 No, it's not a fixer upper. This is the epitome of minimalist, back-to-nature chic. I suggest offering well over asking price." 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2312 ... with the rising oceans it's sure to increase in value. And it will float! 1.2168 0.03732 143 114 27 2
2313 Hey, rustic themes and tiny homes are trending! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2314 All that is true. But you will NEVER get water in the basement. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2315 Schools have a great reputation in this community. In fact, the seller is attending close by. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2316 Welcome to your new buyer commission rate home! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2317 The seller’s motivated; his mom got a new job out of state. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2318 ……And never a wet basement. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2319 It's carbon neutral and your neighbor is a very wise great horned owl. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
2320 You have to see the basement." 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
2321 This option lets in a lot of natural light. And they're throwing in a free swing! 1.2164 0.03571 134 105 29 0
2322 With the way the housing market is looking - this will go for 250,000 easy 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2323 And the flood insurance rates are very affordable. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
2324 It's a deal. Now, you can take it away or you can lease the tree. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2325 The architect? Oh yes, he lives next door! His name is Bradley. Would you believe he is just six?? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2326 Hardwood? In this economy? 1.2162 0.03656 148 118 28 2
2327 High-rise with a view and a good neighborhood… your kids will love it! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2328 . It's tough to find something this affordable in the California market. 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
2329 The kids will love it, but I’m not sure about your folks. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2330 Umm, good question. Yes, it is absolutely up to code. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2331 I thought you said this house is ADA compliant? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2332 With your budget in this economy, this is the best I can do. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
2333 :Honey, think about the views!" 1.2154 0.03781 130 103 26 1
2334 Small House With A View" ? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
2335 If you're willing to skip inspection, this charming studio fits your budget and is in the school district you wanted. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
2336 The view is spectacular. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
2337 We just have to clear the sale with Bart & Millhouse. 1.2152 0.04338 158 134 14 10
2338 Cozy, great view, no grass to cut, and best of all , not enough room for visiting relatives. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2339 Jimmy is firm on price. Twenty Pokemon cards, or no deal. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2340 The view is fantastic! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2341 True, it doesn’t have electricity or running water, but you do get a secret handshake, a Keep Out Sign, and lifelong membership to the No Losers Allowed Club. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2342 We do have an open door policy 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
2343 What did you expect when you said, ‘We can’t go over one million’? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2344 Yuppies? Yes, the previous owner was both young AND upwardly mobile . 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2345 It's a mere three steps up 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
2346 This is what fits your budget at todays interest rates 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
2347 When you guys said the prices were giving you vertigo, I thought of this listing 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
2348 "The natural rustic look is trending on Pinterest." 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2349 ‘So…. The ad said the bathroom is detached?’ 1.2143 0.04509 140 118 14 8
2350 The Heights aren't for everyone. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
2351 And the Air BNB is grandfathered in. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
2352 It's the perfect starter home for empty nesters like you. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2353 As you can see, the basement is unfinished. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
2354 It’s Green-certified. 1.2143 0.03480 140 110 30 0
2355 In this neighborhood one million is a steal for this cozy, fixer upper with lots of light. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
2356 It was zoned ‘No Girls Allowed’ but the backward ‘s’ nullifies the clause. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2357 Rustic, Elevated living with a great view. Low down payment! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2358 They were put off by the high climb rates. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2359 The oak floors were locally sourced from this very tree. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
2360 True, it's a walk-up, but the view's worth it. 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
2361 Sorry, no basement. But think of the bird life! 1.2137 0.03595 131 103 28 0
2362 ..and of course the best feature of this place is, it's affordable! 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
2363 If you offer $5000 over asking, you could jump to the top of the waiting list. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
2364 …and it’s listed on the Arbor Day Foundation’s historic register. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2365 These elevated home prices are getting out of control. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2366 Yes, but we're looking for a house on a tree-lined street. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2367 TONIGHT on House Hunters: Robert wants a double vanity. Debbie wants an open concept. Will house three be the perfect compromise for this family of eight? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2368 It’s perfect for you snow birds. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2369 That's correct, utilities are not included. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2370 It’s part of a 3-step program. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2371 On the plus side, the view is spectacular. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2372 I cannot say it enough: location, location, location! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2373 The best part is the view grow better with time! 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
2374 It’s a wonderful place for nesting. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2375 You said you wanted to be close to your parents. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
2376 yes, it comes with the air rights and room for below unit parking 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2377 I usually don’t do this, but I’m willing to go out on a limb. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2378 If you want the pool privileges, it's an additional $100 a month 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
2379 Look on the bright side, you won’t need Flood insurance. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2380 A room with a view, no need for flood insurance, carbon sequestering set up, and built-in stair stepper! What more can you ask for? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2381 It’s priced over market, but it’s also the only place on the block that has affordable flood insurance. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2382 The previous owners had to be evicted because they were a little nutty. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2383 It's just a starter honey. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2384 If you reconsider, remember, the skylight sunsets are awesome. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2385 It grows with you. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2386 So, this is how I die. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2387 It's your perfect getaway - away from the press of traffic and urban congestion! 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2388 I didn’t say free house. I said tree house. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2389 It comes fully furnished with bean bag chairs. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
2390 Previous owners are getting divorced. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
2391 It's going to be a bit snug for the 3 of us. 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
2392 And you get flood insurance at a deep discount. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2393 Can’t beat the view. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2394 I just thought it might help some kids get onto the housing ladder 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
2395 Yes, the Robinson family decided to downsize 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2396 It has as many toilets as windows! 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2397 The previous owner relocated...to adulthood. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2398 It meets your requirement of "Eco/Green Friendly"... PERFECTLY! 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2399 Its carbon offset game is strong…. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
2400 And this one is a cozy loft with a great view, starting at $1.5m 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
2401 I thought six figures was high too, till I saw the view. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2402 Please submit a 500--word essay as to why you deserve this house attached to a non-refundable $350,000.00 certified check toward the down payment. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2403 The family decided to downsize to a birdhouse. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2404 Welp, it looks like this is all that’s left, which we can afford to buy in California. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2405 When the sea rises, you can float away on it. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2406 Look, I’d hurry before it goes co-op. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
2407 Picture yourselves being a constant reminder of wealth inequality to the billionaires next door. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2408 Unfortunately, you would have to share a bathroom with the squirrels 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2409 On the plus side, there's no HOA. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
2410 Smart peole are buying houses like this because of climate change. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2411 It's got a great view and it's the only thing in a 100 mile radius in your price range... 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
2412 Perfect for those who love DIY. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2413 I’m going to go out on a limb here, but it really has great arbor views! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2414 Of course you’ll need three references and approval from the co-op board. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2415 Yep, excellent construction, just one owner, and a great view 1.2119 0.03778 118 93 25 0
2416 This is a great home to start your family. The kids would just love it here! 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
2417 It’s great if you’re thinking of having kids. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
2418 It's over your budget, but I wanted you to see what might be possible if you gave up avocado toast. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
2419 Somebody must have had kids, and be too busy to build one. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2420 This is the only "little fixer-upper" I could find in your price range. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
2421 This way you don't have to worry about flood insurance. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2422 Well, the only other options below the price of $99 million are someone's garage, an outhouse, a phone booth and a large match box, so I guess this one wins. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2423 The owners have empty nest syndrome. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
2424 The Ladder is sold separately. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2425 One on side it has an ocean view and on the other side, you can spy on your neighbors. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
2426 You know what they say, 'Don't buy the treehouse, buy the neighborhood.' 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2427 You can't beat the tree top view and custom steps for the price! 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
2428 Mom couldn’t handle the stairs anymore, so we have to let it go. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2429 That’s just a rumor. George Washington NEVER slept there.” 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2430 The previous owner built it for his mother-in-law, whom described as a vulture. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2431 Charming backyard retreat awaits in this beautifully crafted home nestled amongst lush foliage. Perfect for nature lovers and adventurous souls seeking a serene escape. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2432 A LOFT ALOFT" was not a misprint. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2433 Think of the leg work you'll get living here. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2434 We call this the open-everything floor plan. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2435 Structural issues aside, take a few nice photos and millennials will eagerly pay $550/night on Airbnb. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2436 And is that nest egg included? 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2437 For San Franciscans it's all about the view 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
2438 If your offer is anything like PlayStation-5-buying money, Timmy is willing to throw in his sister’s toy kitchen set. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
2439 Why sell when you can rent? 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
2440 Yes, there are TOA dues. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2441 The best thing is that you can do it without parent approval. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2442 It’s definitely a fixer, but the tree is good for another forty years. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2443 You'd be surprised! It grows on you. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
2444 Houses at this price point don’t grow on manicured lawns. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
2445 I don't know - I think it's for the birds 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
2446 Thanks to rezoning, it's a steal at $479,000. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
2447 Microwave included? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
2448 A penthouse? On my salary? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2449 This home will allow you and your family to branch out, leaves room for growth, and allow you and your family to put down deep roots. Don't bark up the wrong tree and buy elsewhere 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2450 Think of it as a step up from your current home. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2451 In lieu of a deposit, the seller is requesting all buyers fart into a coffee tin and whoever is brave enough to smell it after all farts have been collected will win the bid. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2452 We call it gentreefication! Don't think of it as downsizing, think of it as up heighting. 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
2453 A bit of a fixer-upper but you won't get this price anywhere else! 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
2454 You’d be getting it for a steal. The previous owners were smokers 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2455 The utilities are also affordable. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2456 Ask for the handrail and a screen, then offer five percent over asking. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2457 It’s really a penthouse, if you think about it. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
2458 Yes, Apple was started in a garage, but this was their first branch office. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2459 Susan, we can’t afford it. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2460 I thought lemons only applied for cars 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2461 It’s been marked down from $300,000. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2462 Yes, I did say “rare opportunity.” You just have to figure out the “for what?” 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2463 We've decided to downsize. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2464 We just added Wi-Fi. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2465 My husband calls it the stairway to heaven 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2466 I’ll take your offer to the branch office 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2467 It’s got the lowest property taxes in the neighborhood. 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2468 'It's got an ocean view and a sweet carbon offset.' 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2469 Back in the high life again. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2470 ....and finally, the best part about that house is you can see into your neighbors bathroom. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2471 Per the previous owner, “no cooties” have ever set foot inside. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2472 And here we have the secondary renter dwelling which has the potential to subsidize your entire mortgage if staged correctly. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2473 Sorry, but I already have six offers. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2474 It's fully furnished but the tree is not included. 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2475 It’s a perfect starter home 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2476 As I mentioned, it's a fixer-upper. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2477 This place is for the birds! 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2478 Your perfect Earth Day getaway: open air concept with natural lighting, greenery, sustainable materials…you name it, this property has it all! 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2479 No, it’s a studio. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2480 It's a walk-up 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2481 Sorry, the add just said it was a treemendous deal. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2482 To stay within your $1.5 million budget, this is the best I could come up with. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2483 It’s a great place if you’re interested in putting down roots. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2484 Perhaps being outside the flood zone isn't a necessity 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2485 And the previous owner never had to call a plumber. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2486 Hmmm, this tree house seems a little too expensive for our tastes. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2487 The current owner accepts payment in nuts. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2488 The original owner is starting a software company, so .... 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2489 It has an open plan kitchen 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2490 So you mentioned you run a bird-watching blog full-time. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2491 Unlike fictional Treehouse of Horror, this one's the real deal. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2492 It's a Walk-up and in your price range. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2493 The steps might need another nail. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2494 Tiny house living is a new trend but this takes the cake. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2495 Great view of nature within your budget 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2496 You’re worried about the front steps? Let me tell you, the kitchen is a gut job. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2497 Now that's "living high"! 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2498 There's Even A House With Occupants In The Yard. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2499 It gets great light” 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2500 It definitely puts the up in up-and-coming. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2501 for sale tree house never used 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2502 Just throw up a real ladder and it’ll be worth $50,000 more!” —Rita Guastella, Cambridge, Mass. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2503 The only issue is that the HOA says 'No Girls Allowed.'" 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2504 This is the most charming upper fixer in town. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2505 If you sign today we’ll include access to the yard and throw in some bug spray 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2506 But what’s the HOA president like? 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2507 I like it but it’s a little more than we were looking for. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2508 The house may be up high, but the taxes are very low! 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2509 You should move fast, it’s been rezoned without a ‘no stinky girls’ clause 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2510 This is California this is in your budget 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2511 I realized that this was a little out of your price range, but I wanted to show you anyway 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2512 And the seller says the kids are optional. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
2513 Now you can climb along with interest rates. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2514 As a millennial it's about all you can afford, that's with the squirrels subletting the attic. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2515 The backyard vistas are stunning. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2516 And it includes a mother-in-law nest. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2517 I might be out on a limb here, but… 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2518 Think of it as a penthouse with a roof garden. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2519 The seller is asking $200 and a year's supply of chewing gum. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2520 You're kids are going to love it. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2521 Near perfect mid-century home. No potato shed. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2522 It’s been in the family for generations. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2523 And, it has a Granny suite. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2524 It's very nice, but can we really afford to live there? 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2525 At least we’d have a view! 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2526 It has a Climb Score of 92. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2527 It’s all the rage in Sweden right now 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2528 It has built-in air conditioning and a rugged aesthetic. But it will cost aroung 70k due to structural implements and building costs. But a lovely location none-the-less… 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2529 It has a master on main 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
2530 We're pitching it as the new tiny house. 1.2071 0.03724 140 113 25 2
2531 It looks earthquake-proof. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
2532 Plus you don’t have to concern yourself with rising sea levels. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2533 It’s one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s earliest designs. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2534 It could be your Castle in the Sky. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2535 You'll have to decide soon because the owner has received a bid from some guy who lives in the jungle with his wife and chimpanzee." 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2536 It's a walk up sudio with no bathroom, but the view is to die for 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2537 Your second home awaits. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2538 For your first home, it's better to get in on the ground floor. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2539 It's a fixer-upper, - mostly "upper". 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
2540 And with climate change, you'll be protected from rising sea levels. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2541 This cozy, single story, one bedroom home has an open floor plan and peekaboo views of the hot wife next door. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
2542 The previous owner was a real tree hugger. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2543 And best of all no door-to-door salespeople! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2544 We do this to piss off the NIMBYS 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2545 Great herb appeal, don’t you think? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2546 It’s very private, just be careful of that birch next door. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2547 Frank Gehry's first 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2548 It’s got good bones ! The neighbour’s dog buries them here ! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2549 The neighborhood is really growing. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
2550 It may be rustic but it has room to grow. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2551 But don't you think little Benny would prefer a location in our own backyard? 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
2552 Zero carbon footprint? 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
2553 And... you can get insurance because it's above the flood zone. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2554 The owner is offering free pest control and pruning for the first year. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
2555 We call it the le petite penthouse, 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2556 how many steps do we need again? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2557 Of course, this neighborhood is for the birds. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2558 Technically it's a house for people in a tree, not a treehouse. So you'll save on taxes. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2559 Yes, the neighborhood is becoming gentreefied. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2560 It’s a bit of a fixer-upper… but it’s got good roots 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2561 Welcome to your luxury treehouse rental. The cleaning fee will be $500. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2562 I bet we can get it cheap. I say let's fix it up and flip it. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2563 In this economy, this listing is comfortably in your price range. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2564 Heard you were bragging about being lovebirds, Karen. Here is a perfect house for you and your husband! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2565 And my favorite part of the property is that its tree-lined. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
2566 This one was designed by a local architect when he was only 13! 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
2567 It has the best view in the neighborhood. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2568 It's simultaneously ecologically correct and Minimalist! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2569 I'm going out on a limb on this one, but it's a step up from your shoe... 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2570 If we offer the asking price, do you think they would add a toilet seat on the back branch? 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2571 ONCE THE KIDS MOVED OUT IT WAS JUST AN UNREALIZED ASSET. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2572 You said you wanted something in town for under a million - this is the one. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2573 Does it come with WiFi? 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2574 Just wait until you see the guest house. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2575 No Down Payment! 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2576 You specifically asked for a cozy love nest for two, didn’t you? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2577 It's a bargain for a home this close to nature! 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2578 I would jump right on this one. I mean not literally since it would fall over. 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
2579 Great value for an east-facing window and continual ventilation 1.2049 0.03669 122 97 25 0
2580 It's a great fixer upper with a wonderful view. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2581 It's an arboreal upper fixer. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2582 That’ll be 5 million dollars. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2583 It's the height of my desire, but the steps are problematic. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
2584 If you pay cash, offer $50,000 over asking and waive the inspection you just might get it. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2585 The other tenant is a family of squirrels, but the listing says they add a certain rustic charm. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
2586 This ADU features scenic elevations, natural ventilation and private access. It’s a steal at $500,000. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2587 It is the best way to lose weight--climb steps and no kitchen. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2588 Apparently the tree is an easement. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2589 If you’d like to branch out 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
2590 Here's we have a smart, naturally-cooled 1+0. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2591 Subletting to squirrels is unfortunately prohibited by the terms of this lease …… 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2592 You’ll love spying on the neighbors. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2593 This one's an upper fixer. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2594 The Willow estimate is well above our asking price. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2595 I promise you this cosy and trendy one-room living space is worth the 3k per month! I mean they sell vegan iced lavender matcha lattes across the street!" 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2596 The WHOLE HOUSE is shiplap! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2597 This should fit into your $29 budget nicely. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2598 1. Yes, we are very strict about calling that season Autumn 2. The neighbours consider it social climbing 3. You only insure the improvements; the tree is association property 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2599 Great view but little space. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2600 Oh look honey, at least your dog house will come with a view 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2601 The current residents are moving out in thirty days. The great news is they've offered to leave behind their winter cache of acorns." 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
2602 And here is the tree story walk-up we talked about. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2603 Well, there’s a nice fixer-upper down the street then.” 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
2604 We see a lot of growth potential with this one. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2605 I love the floorplan, but the neighborhood's for the birds. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2606 Grab it. The Squirrels just moved out. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2607 We call it, "The Place to Pout". 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2608 Move quick if interested, a family of 6 is ready to close 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2609 You'll save a lot on flood insurance. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2610 It's worth the price for the view. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2611 I know it's a little higher than what you were looking for. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2612 For in-laws. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2613 While it lacks in physical stability, it is rent stabilized! 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2614 On the negative side, there is a family of squirrels that have an easement to store nuts in the living room. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2615 Where would the kids go?" 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2616 I already have 5 offers from millennials who are looking to improve their current living conditions 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2617 Your chance to get on the property ladder 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2618 We'd be away from our parents. What do you think? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2619 The previous owners were ready to downsize. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2620 It's its own outhouse 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2621 Who’s the architect? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2622 ‘New to market! Squatters vacated to start middle school.’ 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2623 So if you are ready to branch out and turn over a new leaf, this is your nest. 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
2624 Think of it more as a Frank Lloyd Wright house as opposed to Big Bird's. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2625 It's perfect for your branch office 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2626 I call it "my very cozy elevated cottage. I guarantee the lowest mortgage rate possible, .00001% on the selling price of $50, at least until tomorrow. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2627 We like to think of this as the new frontier in starter homes. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2628 We said we wanted a Penthouse not a pet house. -Taylor S Boston, Massachusetts 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2629 Are the trees included? 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2630 .. and for those who love the high life, we have this little gem. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2631 You can live in the ADU until you finish your dream house. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
2632 I've only received 13 offers over asking so far. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2633 For the empty nesters looking to downsize! 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2634 It’s our most affordable gated high rise. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
2635 No. None of these models come with a fireplace. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
2636 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2637 ... and flood insurance is unbelievably affordable! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2638 You can take a look Mr. Jones. We'll wait out here. The owner specifically said "no girls allowed". 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2639 This is just the first listing for today. The next one also has a bird feeder. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2640 I know, but the next property is $500,000 higher. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2641 It"s our lowest price walk_up. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2642 You said you were looking for a place to put down roots. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2643 Think of it as eco-friendly living. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2644 It a fixer upper -- you'll need to evict the squirrels. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2645 Low-maintenance all natural eco home 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2646 No, the door is not included. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2647 Well, you did specify 'fixer-upper'. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2648 You said you wanted a house with a nice view! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2649 No need to worry about flood insurance! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2650 In lieu of a standard landline, the current owners have installed state-of-the-art tin can phones 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2651 Luxury penthouse in elevated neighborhood. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2652 Gen-tree-fication of our neighborhood 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2653 It’s about 30,000 square feet. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2654 It's kind of a fixer way upper. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2655 Please. No more jokes about this being a great spot for a branch office. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2656 He's a gifted animal. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2657 They are offering a flexible backyard access package with generous water-hose privileges included. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2658 If you pay on cash the owner will include the tire swing. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2659 And you wouldn't have to do much to flip it. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2660 ''Central air included." 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2661 This Kid Cave is ideal for overnights, except for any sleepwalkers in the group! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2662 Is there WiFi? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2663 Central Park West? Don’t you really mean west Central Park? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2664 Before Frank Lloyd Wright ever saw a whole Prairie, he focused mainly on small backyards. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2665 It’s a new concept in duplex living. The ground floor is the ground. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2666 The property includes this cozy mother-in-law detached suite with a great view. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2667 ,,, and it's got a great view. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2668 All this for only half a million! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2669 If it's important to you, the owner would be glad to include a hot tub. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2670 Since it has an ocean view, it can be yours for just $2 million! 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2671 I admit just one mail per step is not up to code, but... 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2672 Behold: the only affordable housing in this economy. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2673 Not recommended for those with frequent nocturnal toileting needs...😂 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2674 Unparalleled views 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2675 With the housing market like it is, we can have this baby paid off in just 30 years! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2676 Think of it as your starter house. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2677 Today, Zillow assumes you’re either a nut or a sap 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2678 You’ll have to outbid my nephew and a pair of squirrels. 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
2679 This is where we reestablish our roots 1.2014 0.03632 144 117 25 2
2680 And now we arrive to the piece de resistance of this property, an eco-friendly man cave of live oak with a green roof and solar lighting. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
2681 ..but the propery taxes more than make up for it. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
2682 Summer cottage, in your price range, view from the deck, taking offers. 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
2683 You did say you were looking for natural hard wood. You did say you were looking for UPscale. You are looking for a connection to the outdoors. This is the only thing in your price range in this neighborhood. We’ll negotiate for the ladder. 1.2013 0.03729 154 127 23 4
2684 Thoreau loved living here. 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
2685 They grow up so quickly. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2686 There is room for an elevator. 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2687 Now, please understand, it's not furnished. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2688 Any problems with the neighbors? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2689 Well, it is in a good school district 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2690 Well, we wouldn't need flood insurance. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2691 It has a step-saver floor plan. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2692 And there’s no need to spend your whole nest egg. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2693 Is there a back door? 1.2000 0.03746 115 92 23 0
2694 You always wanted a penthouse view. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2695 It’s a great deal for a semi-attached. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2696 “Rising tides, get in your daily steps, drone access. honestly, you will be future proofing.” 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2697 In the winter, the view is even more spectacular. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
2698 That's solid oak. Oak is good." 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2699 It does have great wi-fi. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2700 The neighbor's kids have outgrown it. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2701 Ummmm, we were picturing something more… grounded. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
2702 It’s the perfect space if you’re looking to branch out. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2703 First it was the Playboy Magazine. Next he started having the Wall Street Journal delivered to his play house. We are going to send that little motherfucker off to boarding school. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2704 Comes with running water, when it rains! 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2705 And the rental possibilities are through the canopy… 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3