Contest #893


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The seller isn't willing to come down. 1.7935 0.01027 5970 2624 1955 1391
1 According to the Trump organization, it's 30,000 square feet. 1.7775 0.01132 5668 2827 1275 1566
2 The other prospective buyer fell through. 1.7498 0.00934 7326 3485 2189 1652
3 The owner moved back in with his parents. 1.7355 0.00961 6511 3045 2143 1323
4 You asked to see something in your price range 1.7330 0.01922 1622 760 535 327
5 The current owner is very motivated to sell before his parents get home. 1.7302 0.00830 9235 4523 2681 2031
6 You did ask for a house on Elm... 1.7039 0.01067 5276 2597 1644 1035
7 The seller will accept cash, candy, or comic books. 1.7039 0.01078 4998 2411 1656 931
8 Open concept, wooden accents, great views. And it grows on you. 1.7034 0.01273 3763 1871 1137 755
9 The previous couple had a falling out. 1.6915 0.01200 4185 2106 1264 815
10 I can probably get them to throw in a tire swing. 1.6911 0.00953 5713 2638 2202 873
11 I should let you know, there’s a family of squirrels who have already made a very competitive offer 1.6875 0.01049 5452 2752 1652 1048
12 This is a good example of the architect’s early work. 1.6857 0.01020 5790 2939 1732 1119
13 Finally, a place we can afford and the grandkids will want to visit. 1.6848 0.01023 5523 2740 1784 999
14 I’d love to give you a tour, but unfortunately no girls are allowed. 1.6845 0.01050 5483 2795 1623 1065
15 It includes the password to the neighbor's WIFI. 1.6840 0.01054 5224 2603 1669 952
16 In your price range, it's either this or the bouncy house. 1.6797 0.00955 6494 3295 1984 1215
17 We like it but the seller isn’t willing to come down. 1.6757 0.01243 3836 1960 1160 716
18 It's perfect for your mother. 1.6721 0.01462 2778 1429 831 518
19 The seller is very motivated since he starts 5th grade next week. 1.6719 0.00997 5605 2782 1880 943
20 And the owner is willing to negotiate, since you are his parents. 1.6694 0.01037 5630 2941 1609 1080
21 Smaller footprint, eco-friendly, open floor plan, traditional craftsmanship, plenty of natural light, tree views and safe from flooding - it ticks all of your must haves. 1.6674 0.01605 2207 1116 709 382
22 If this were in Central Park you couldn't touch it. 1.6672 0.01750 1869 949 593 327
23 Let’s try to talk him down. 1.6663 0.01143 4183 2074 1431 678
24 I've found you a high rise in your price range. 1.6619 0.00985 5916 3034 1848 1034
25 It's ideal for empty nesters. 1.6615 0.01041 4942 2443 1729 770
26 The neighbors are a little squirrly but it’s in your price range. 1.6613 0.01524 2282 1122 811 349
27 This one still has the original hardwood flooring. 1.6603 0.01245 3527 1766 1193 568
28 Tree bedroom no bath. 1.6548 0.01029 5580 2945 1616 1019
29 The sellers are empty nesters. 1.6538 0.01264 3310 1647 1162 501
30 Just imagine the view ten to twenty years from now. 1.6533 0.01025 5220 2650 1730 840
31 It's really a starter home. You can eventually branch out. 1.6531 0.00999 5515 2805 1818 892
32 We call it an Upper Fixer. 1.6519 0.01326 3160 1619 1022 519
33 A dog house down the street just sold for $750,000! 1.6512 0.02036 1356 700 429 227
34 The wood floors are original. 1.6511 0.01269 3267 1628 1151 488
35 The ‘No Girls Allowed’ clause is negotiable. 1.6504 0.01113 4397 2234 1466 697
36 The previous occupant is grounded. 1.6502 0.01019 5343 2743 1726 874
37 When the neighbors fly South you’ll have the whole place to yourself. 1.6477 0.01134 4331 2237 1383 711
38 It was a $1,000-a-night Airbnb during the pandemic. 1.6345 0.01558 2137 1087 744 306
39 You're in luck. The owner is highly motivated. He wants to buy a bicycle. 1.6291 0.01065 4886 2595 1508 783
40 I'm sorry but the owner says there are no girls allowed. 1.6234 0.01533 2440 1332 695 413
41 The home comes with the original hardwood. 1.6224 0.01277 3268 1720 1062 486
42 Unfortunately the owner won’t come down. 1.6203 0.01319 3089 1639 984 466
43 It comes with the tree. 1.6200 0.01521 2316 1227 742 347
44 It’s a perfect location for a branch manager. 1.6108 0.01477 2451 1318 769 364
45 It’s definitely a step up. 1.6105 0.01466 2308 1197 813 298
46 They couldn't afford the upkeep on their allowance. 1.6021 0.01313 2900 1531 992 377
47 it's a great house for people that want to set down some roots. 1.5911 0.01946 1257 661 449 147
48 The seller is motivated, mostly by puberty. 1.5853 0.01275 3629 2135 864 630
49 It really is the perfect home for empty nesters. 1.5839 0.01262 3391 1915 972 504
50 The previous owners just grew out of it. 1.5777 0.01263 3071 1674 1020 377
51 There’s no bathroom, but you can go behind the tree. 1.5758 0.01370 2930 1690 793 447
52 Think of it as more of a ‘beech’ house. 1.5748 0.02223 1030 574 320 136
53 The deed has a “no girls allowed” covenant, but it’s unenforceable. 1.5709 0.01409 2752 1595 743 414
54 It's the only walk-up available in your price range. 1.5678 0.01504 2293 1304 676 313
55 And one day, you can leave it to your kids. 1.5648 0.01415 2385 1314 795 276
56 They built it as a mother-in-law unit. 1.5611 0.01575 2265 1351 557 357
57 If it's not roomy enough, you can always build up. 1.5516 0.01772 2027 1303 330 394
58 We would really be going out on a limb with this purchase. 1.5512 0.01861 1397 792 440 165
59 I’d give you a tour, but you need the password. 1.5485 0.01842 1825 1163 323 339
60 No, but there's bike parking. 1.5470 0.02102 1022 567 351 104
61 You look surprised, but I told you it was a walk-up. 1.5469 0.01700 1770 1035 502 233
62 It recently came on the market after the zoning was changed from “No girls allowed.” 1.5386 0.01827 1595 962 407 226
63 The tree is not included with the purchase. 1.5360 0.01839 1582 960 396 226
64 Exposed wood beams are really in right now 1.5352 0.01824 1463 854 435 174
65 It'll grow on you. 1.5309 0.01908 1392 832 381 179
66 Don't you just love going to open houses? 1.5266 0.02045 1314 819 298 197
67 I understand the seller's looking to close before they leave for summer camp, so we'll have to act fast. 1.5260 0.01947 1270 749 374 147
68 Seller prefers all cash offers but will accept candies, baseball cards or slingshots. 1.5259 0.02052 1215 735 321 159
69 We can close the deal with a secret handshake. 1.5257 0.01930 1244 723 388 133
70 You can talk to the builders, they’ll be home from school soon! 1.5249 0.02021 1263 768 327 168
71 It does have hardwood floors. 1.5236 0.01891 1335 788 395 152
72 My client wants it sold before recess today. 1.5231 0.02049 1233 753 315 165
73 I promise, it’ll grow on you. 1.5206 0.01969 1191 697 368 126
74 True, it is a treehouse. But we thought a "personal penthouse nature sanctuary" more accurately captures its essence. 1.5196 0.02174 1099 676 275 148
75 It’s really beautiful in the fall. 1.5176 0.01949 1196 699 375 122
76 Sorry, the seller says no girls allowed. 1.5141 0.02155 1171 741 258 172
77 Unfortunately there’s a clause in the deed that states no girls are allowed. 1.5137 0.02252 1057 665 241 151
78 The sellers say they loved it, but just outgrew it. 1.5096 0.02119 1044 626 304 114
79 Perfect for empty nesters. 1.5087 0.02255 1038 654 240 144
80 The previous owners are now busy with middle school. 1.5080 0.02040 1063 625 336 102
81 The previous owner grew up. 1.5063 0.02165 1039 636 280 123
82 Honey, I really prefer the Gingerbread House. 1.5046 0.02348 868 529 240 99
83 And here’s the in-law suite, as advertised. 1.5021 0.02357 958 612 211 135
84 Location, location, location. Not to mention open floor plan, hardwood floors and move-in ready. 1.5011 0.02296 892 543 251 98
85 The seller is motivated. He's saving up for a bicycle. 1.5011 0.02215 952 578 271 103
86 It's the perfect starter home for that 42-year-old son living in your basement. 1.5000 0.02333 938 591 225 122
87 You can have pets, but they will be squirrels 1.4994 0.02281 903 551 253 99
88 It's really more of a pied-à-tree. 1.4994 0.02384 807 488 235 84
89 Well, you said you wanted to put down roots. 1.4994 0.02444 803 494 217 92
90 My client will only accept cash offers or possibly rare baseball cards. 1.4989 0.02276 888 538 257 93
91 For an all-cash offer, the seller will throw in a tire swing. 1.4983 0.02352 869 536 233 100
92 The seller is in time-out. 1.4978 0.02403 922 593 199 130
93 Hope neither of you is a sleepwalker. 1.4978 0.02287 894 546 251 97
94 The previous tenants moved to sixth grade. 1.4972 0.02318 889 548 240 101
95 They're moving to a big oak down the street. 1.4955 0.02236 882 529 269 84
96 It's a second-story minimalist home in the heart of nature 1.4953 0.02376 860 535 224 101
97 This one is almost within your budget. 1.4947 0.02328 855 523 241 91
98 The owner is moving back in with his folks. 1.4941 0.02407 848 531 215 102
99 Do you think your Mother could manage the steps?” 1.4930 0.02495 781 488 201 92
100 I’ll have to speak to the branch manager 1.4924 0.02583 792 512 170 110
101 "Three steps and you're home." 1.4921 0.02306 823 495 251 77
102 A home which, I believe, perfectly embodies your commitment to a plant-based lifestyle. 1.4901 0.02418 806 500 217 89
103 For a high rise, this is as cheap as it gets 1.4881 0.02312 797 478 249 70
104 The previous owners outgrew it. 1.4879 0.02277 869 532 250 87
105 It's being sold as is, is not, is too. 1.4878 0.02760 738 493 130 115
106 The owners are highly motivated. In fact, they have already moved their nuts to a secure location. 1.4874 0.02479 796 503 198 95
107 I realize it looks small, but there is plenty of potential for growth. 1.4864 0.02366 738 439 239 60
108 What can I do to make this treehouse your treehome? 1.4862 0.02500 759 475 199 85
109 The current owners are empty nesters. 1.4857 0.02483 805 513 193 99
110 At least we won't need to worry about the basement flooding. 1.4848 0.02408 790 489 219 82
111 His parents are moving, so the seller is definitely motivated. 1.4842 0.02532 760 482 188 90
112 And, as the tree grows, you'll be able to add on a second floor. 1.4837 0.02368 767 465 233 69
113 Just be aware the neighbor is a little squirrely. 1.4836 0.02667 701 449 165 87
114 OK. I may have misunderstood when you said you were looking for a beech house. 1.4827 0.02691 721 471 152 98
115 It’s the childhood home you never had.” 1.4816 0.02469 760 475 204 81
116 I assume you know the tree is priced separately 1.4814 0.02532 779 501 181 97
117 Yes, natural hardwood floors. 1.4807 0.02507 753 475 194 84
118 The architect was to join us but has band practice” 1.4795 0.02650 707 455 165 87
119 It doesn't include the tree. 1.4787 0.02716 727 483 140 104
120 It's yours for the right secret password. 1.4775 0.02454 710 434 213 63
121 It’s a little higher than you were wanting to go. 1.4766 0.02603 684 431 180 73
122 What if I told you the owner is prepared to include a flashlight and sleeping bags? 1.4758 0.02500 723 452 198 73
123 It’s a step up from the couch cushion fort. 1.4752 0.02556 686 428 190 68
124 The “No girls allowed” covenant has been removed. 1.4743 0.02588 721 463 174 84
125 The owner's motivated. He's 12 and wants a Playstation. 1.4736 0.02565 701 443 184 74
126 And it's zoned for a tire swing, hammock, and cuckoo nest. 1.4735 0.02736 642 412 156 74
127 There is one offer, but it's from a girl and they're not allowed. 1.4720 0.02849 642 426 129 87
128 It's in a growing market. 1.4701 0.02539 636 388 197 51
129 This just screams mother in law. 1.4694 0.02760 637 413 149 75
130 This is not what we meant when we said we were ‘empty nesters’ 1.4678 0.02909 622 417 119 86
131 You wanted to see something in your budget range! 1.4677 0.02703 620 393 164 63
132 And the best part is, it comes with a free secret club membership! 1.4674 0.02907 567 367 135 65
133 Green living, sustainable, zero emissions 1.4669 0.02651 649 413 169 67
134 I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the perfect house for you. 1.4661 0.02636 663 424 169 70
135 This one won't last 1.4660 0.02651 661 424 166 71
136 Is that with or without the tree? 1.4649 0.02616 626 391 179 56
137 No matter what the market does, you'll never be underwater. 1.4642 0.02702 614 390 163 61
138 It’s a perfect mother in law cottage. 1.4640 0.02715 681 451 144 86
139 This is what I could find for your price point here in Seattle. 1.4619 0.02791 630 415 139 76
140 The seller is very motivated and will accept baseball cards. 1.4615 0.02910 585 387 126 72
141 This is as good as it gets for a top-floor penthouse in your price range. 1.4615 0.02795 650 434 132 84
142 The seller’s agent is a meanie. 1.4613 0.02782 555 349 156 50
143 The current owner is moving to middle school in the fall." 1.4601 0.02829 576 372 143 61
144 This house is perfect for empty nesters! 1.4593 0.02691 614 392 162 60
145 The only down side is that it is still zoned for ‘no girls allowed’” 1.4589 0.02846 608 403 131 74
146 The owner is willing to take video games instead of cash. 1.4587 0.02738 593 379 156 58
147 I said tea house, Bob. Tea house. 1.4584 0.03148 517 348 101 68
148 The seller says girls are now allowed 1.4581 0.02840 596 392 135 69
149 Of course it's secure. You can't enter unless you say the password. 1.4570 0.02839 558 359 143 56
150 I also have a listing for a blanket fort that might interest you. 1.4567 0.02854 589 388 133 68
151 The hardwood is all original, but the plywood was installed last year. 1.4566 0.02699 565 353 166 46
152 It should be waterfront property within the decade! 1.4561 0.02863 513 323 146 44
153 A comp down the street went for $4 over asking. 1.4551 0.02918 534 346 133 55
154 Still has the original hard wood floors! 1.4549 0.03104 488 320 114 54
155 Of course, the tree is extra. 1.4547 0.02909 585 391 122 72
156 If you want to stay under budget you need to be willing to branch out.” 1.4541 0.02798 566 364 147 55
157 Believe it or not, you're actually getting in on the ground floor. 1.4539 0.02787 553 352 151 50
158 It's really more of a chop down. 1.4537 0.02822 540 344 147 49
159 I got them to budge a little on price, but they are sticking to the “no girls allowed” clause. 1.4535 0.02895 602 406 119 77
160 Note the original woodwork. 1.4534 0.02820 569 369 142 58
161 Technically, it’s a climb-up, not a walk-up. 1.4523 0.02791 555 355 149 51
162 The prior tenant was grounded and sent to his room. 1.4522 0.02758 544 343 156 45
163 Besides the below market price, you won’t need flood insurance. 1.4512 0.02786 543 345 151 47
164 And it comes with a club membership. 1.4511 0.02973 532 351 122 59
165 Act fast - I have a buyer pedaling in from Cleveland after school. 1.4508 0.02929 590 400 114 76
166 The views from the wraparound deck are spectacular. 1.4497 0.02722 547 344 160 43
167 Unfortunately, this property has a restrictive covenant that prohibits adults and girls 1.4477 0.03044 545 371 104 70
168 I can’t tell you how many families are flocking to this neighborhood. 1.4476 0.03131 496 333 104 59
169 . . . and the first story still has the original oak floors. 1.4475 0.02986 514 338 122 54
170 It's a little pricier because of the view. 1.4469 0.02892 537 351 132 54
171 No, just the house. We don’t own the land. 1.4462 0.02944 502 325 130 47
172 That hole in the floor is the master bath. 1.4455 0.03134 532 368 91 73
173 Honey, its like our place in Manhattan, but with grass. 1.4447 0.03174 470 314 103 53
174 All our properties are constructed with sustainable, locally sourced materials. 1.4444 0.02822 549 357 140 52
175 Now that our son has turned 18, he's downsizing to a man cave in the basement. 1.4436 0.02841 514 329 142 43
176 We call it "eventual" oceanfront property. 1.4435 0.03091 469 308 114 47
177 It was in escrow -- the buyer fell out. 1.4434 0.03080 539 371 97 71
178 Hate to pressure you but I can only hold this one until the owner gets home from school. 1.4429 0.03023 508 338 115 55
179 This was the only tiny house available in your price range. 1.4412 0.02959 485 314 128 43
180 Really elevated view, technically a walkout, and best of all… in your price range. 1.4412 0.02974 485 315 126 44
181 This one's perfect for empty nesters. 1.4397 0.03161 489 333 97 59
182 The owners are asking for best and final offers by Monday before bedtime. 1.4393 0.03353 428 290 88 50
183 Yes, it has hard woods throughout. 1.4391 0.03069 517 352 103 62
184 Tree not included. 1.4389 0.03177 483 329 96 58
185 So, with your budget in mind - I wanted to show you one of our most recent listings. 1.4384 0.03279 463 318 87 58
186 Just one room. No heat, no plumbing, no electricity. But it is San Francisco, for under 1.4. 1.4382 0.03458 429 298 74 57
187 So far, in your price range, this is it . 1.4381 0.02994 493 325 120 48
188 ‘The previous tenant is motivated to sell now that they have started eighth grade.’ 1.4379 0.03147 475 320 102 53
189 Both kitchen and bathroom are pretend. 1.4375 0.03187 464 313 99 52
190 Its a great house but the neighbors are a little squirrelly. 1.4373 0.02893 542 361 125 56
191 They use a bucket. 1.4371 0.03289 453 310 88 55
192 When everyone else is underwater with their real estate purchases, you won't be. 1.4371 0.02930 437 274 135 28
193 The tree is sold separately. 1.4369 0.03149 483 328 99 56
194 The seller has his eyes on a new skateboard, so it's priced to move. 1.4367 0.03232 458 311 94 53
195 Neither of you are sleep walkers, right? 1.4356 0.02996 489 323 119 47
196 The seller just lowered the asking price in a bucket. 1.4348 0.03002 506 339 114 53
197 It’s a sprucer-upper. 1.4348 0.02994 483 318 120 45
198 When he gets back from little league practice, I'll present your offer to the owner. 1.4345 0.02971 504 335 119 50
199 Ideal for empty nesters.... 1.4345 0.02974 481 315 123 43
200 The kid goes with it. 1.4329 0.03282 462 320 84 58
201 And if you’re more interested in something on the ground-level at your price range, the dog also just moved out. 1.4309 0.03190 485 336 89 60
202 "It's an original Frank Lloyd Wright design... from his early years." 1.4306 0.03374 432 299 80 53
203 The tree comes with the house. 1.4303 0.02942 488 321 124 43
204 Call it an “novelty stay” on Airbnb and you’ll get $100 a night easy. 1.4299 0.03249 428 288 96 44
205 The architect went to a prestigious preschool. 1.4298 0.03210 456 311 94 51
206 It’s got the original hardwood floors. 1.4297 0.02957 491 325 121 45
207 And finally, we have the empty nesters’ one-bedroom. 1.4295 0.03016 461 303 118 40
208 It has hardwood... everything! 1.4295 0.03057 475 318 110 47
209 You're the first couple to see it. Until last week it was "No girls allowed." 1.4292 0.03282 431 293 91 47
210 Here we are then, a detached bespoke designed, eco-friendly building with low utility bills and stunning views - all within your price range 1.4292 0.03019 480 320 114 46
211 The HOA requires a secret handshake. 1.4286 0.03237 427 287 97 43
212 It comes with comics the previous tenant left behind and a great view of the neighbor’s bedroom. 1.4276 0.03281 428 291 91 46
213 I think there's a good chance of securing a home loan from the Lending Tree. 1.4273 0.03234 454 312 90 52
214 It’s small, but it’s perfect for K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1.4253 0.03368 395 267 88 40
215 The prior owner grew out of the space. 1.4251 0.02933 454 294 127 33
216 The current owner is about to start 7th grade, so he’s highly motivated to sell. 1.4251 0.03193 447 304 96 47
217 A fixer AND an upper, in your price range. 1.4249 0.03333 433 300 82 51
218 The owner’s willing to throw in a string telephone 1.4236 0.03427 406 281 78 47
219 The seller’s willing to accept a baseball glove or bicycle. 1.4233 0.03097 430 284 110 36
220 It's the perfect home for an empty nester! 1.4232 0.03221 423 285 97 41
221 Now strictly speaking, this one is 'no girls allowed' but I think there's some wiggle room. 1.4227 0.03236 414 278 97 39
222 This one is completely wireless. 1.4219 0.03306 429 296 85 48
223 I wouldn’t sit on this one for too long. 1.4213 0.03166 489 343 86 60
224 Well no, it doesn’t have a bath. But every day at noon, you can climb down and run through the sprinkler. 1.4212 0.03573 349 237 77 35
225 You won't find a more eco-friendly house than this. 1.4208 0.03004 423 274 120 29
226 The previous owners moved to middle school.” 1.4205 0.03551 352 239 78 35
227 You should see what a treehouse like this in NYC costs. 1.4201 0.03256 407 274 95 38
228 Imagine waking up every day feeling like a kid again! 1.4197 0.03392 417 291 77 49
229 Yes, that is the original hardwood flooring. 1.4196 0.03254 429 294 90 45
230 I'm sorry, no girls allowed. 1.4194 0.03221 403 269 99 35
231 Yes, that is a lot of money, but this is Palo Alto. 1.4191 0.03305 408 278 89 41
232 Keep in mind…You’re paying for the views 1.4188 0.03305 382 255 94 33
233 And this is the mother-in-law suite. 1.4179 0.03392 414 289 77 48
234 This one has all hardwood floors. 1.4171 0.03117 422 281 106 35
235 It's very open concept. 1.4169 0.03149 367 236 109 22
236 We’ve elevated the tiny home concept. 1.4169 0.03460 403 283 72 48
237 This is the only walk up you’re going to find outside the downtown area 1.4159 0.03309 416 287 85 44
238 The ad clearly stated “walk up”. 1.4153 0.03132 378 245 109 24
239 I'm terribly sorry folks, but the owner is quite adamant! No girls allowed! 1.4150 0.03460 400 281 72 47
240 The HOA is a little squirrely. 1.4144 0.03122 444 302 100 42
241 Trust me - this is a place you can put down roots 1.4138 0.03131 464 321 94 49
242 Views to die for, if you're not careful. 1.4136 0.03843 324 228 58 38
243 Your husband thought your mother would love it. 1.4135 0.03255 416 285 90 41
244 The owners have become empty-nesters. 1.4130 0.03241 385 257 97 31
245 Full disclosure, the tree is a lease. 1.4125 0.03274 383 257 94 32
246 The owners left for a taller tree. 1.4119 0.03178 403 270 100 33
247 Right after closing, you'll get the super secret password. 1.4118 0.03266 391 264 93 34
248 ¨You did say that you were looking to downsize.¨ 1.4118 0.03175 374 245 104 25
249 But wait until you see the inside! 1.4108 0.03125 409 273 104 32
250 Listen! Make up your mind. There are two 12-year-olds on the way with cash in their pockets. 1.4096 0.03502 376 263 72 41
251 This little charmer is squarely in your budget range. 1.4090 0.03188 379 251 101 27
252 It doesn’t have a kitchen. You come down for dinner when the street lights come on. 1.4085 0.03265 377 253 94 30
253 Legally, I have to tell you this is a tree house. 1.4074 0.03617 351 246 67 38
254 It’s just perfect for empty nesters like yourselves. 1.4068 0.03303 413 288 82 43
255 It puts the upper in fixer-upper. 1.4066 0.03202 391 263 97 31
256 It’s been vacant since the owner turned twelve” 1.4066 0.03671 332 231 67 34
257 On the plus side, it is flood-resistant. 1.4066 0.03182 364 239 102 23
258 We’ve got a motivated seller — saving up for a new bike. 1.4062 0.03719 352 252 57 43
259 The seller just graduated middle school, so she's motivated. 1.4061 0.03160 426 292 95 39
260 It's in your price range. 1.4061 0.03284 394 270 88 36
261 The one bathroom is on the ground floor. 1.4059 0.03444 372 258 77 37
262 Sure, it’s the smallest house in the neighborhood but it’s the only one not in the flood plane. 1.4053 0.03190 417 286 93 38
263 And you get an automatic membership into the club... 1.4051 0.03367 390 271 80 39
264 If it's out of your price range, there's a nice fixer upper in the oak tree down the street. 1.4050 0.03229 400 273 92 35
265 If this doesn't suit you, there's a box fort over on Maple you might like. 1.4050 0.03209 400 272 94 34
266 You can tell everyone that you have a little place in an aspen. 1.4047 0.03226 383 258 95 30
267 We prefer the term ‘arboreal home’ 1.4043 0.03395 376 260 80 36
268 The seller is recently grounded and needs to downsize. 1.4038 0.03398 369 254 81 34
269 If you’re going to make an offer, I’d do it now. The seller wants best and final by nap time. 1.4036 0.03483 384 272 69 43
270 Everything you ever wanted or dreampt about, Living in the Clouds! Lots of privacy, very little foot traffic! 1.4034 0.03203 352 231 100 21
271 It's aloft 1.4029 0.03339 350 235 89 26
272 It’s on the higher side, but still within reach. 1.4022 0.03132 368 242 104 22
273 No, it wasn't a spelling mistake. It's a treeplex. 1.4021 0.03449 383 270 72 41
274 Trust me, this won't last long. 1.4018 0.03644 341 240 65 36
275 Well it’s definitely a few steps up from where you live now. 1.4011 0.03299 374 255 88 31
276 The asking price is 12 sandwiches and is negotiable. 1.4006 0.03441 342 233 81 28
277 And here’s a wonderful late 70’s starter home built by Timmy and friends. It comes equipped with old Playboy magazines. 1.4006 0.03478 357 248 75 34
278 My mother-in-law finally left. So we're selling it. 1.4006 0.03595 362 258 63 41
279 My kids are flipping it 1.4006 0.03376 362 248 83 31
280 The owner is also willing to leave their AM/FM radio, slingshot, and box of lingerie ads with an all cash offer.” 1.4005 0.03409 367 254 79 34
281 The crazy part is it comes with a three-car garage. 1.4000 0.03648 355 254 60 41
282 Totally off the grid and no property taxes required. 1.4000 0.03109 380 252 104 24
283 The Keeblers are looking for a cash offer… 1.3994 0.03755 333 238 57 38
284 They're asking 10 Pokemon booster boxes. 1.3989 0.03344 356 242 86 28
285 We don't recommend this for sleepwalkers. 1.3987 0.03583 316 216 74 26
286 The hardwood floors are original. 1.3983 0.03381 354 242 83 29
287 We have a highly motivated seller; she needs a new trike. 1.3980 0.03622 304 207 73 24
288 The sellers are wondering if you could pay in candy. 1.3976 0.03628 327 228 68 31
289 This in-law suite is our most popular model. 1.3970 0.03654 330 232 65 33
290 You asked to see something affordable. 1.3969 0.03456 325 220 81 24
291 Yes it's a walk-up. But it's also a penthouse! 1.3963 0.03580 323 223 72 28
292 And this budget friendly listing exemplifies the “upper” in “fixer-upper.” 1.3962 0.03716 313 219 64 30
293 And I'll throw in the tree. 1.3960 0.03470 351 244 75 32
294 Go on up and take a look around. The password is, "no girls allowed. 1.3960 0.03385 346 236 83 27
295 It’s actually pretty spacious for the Bay area 1.3959 0.03419 341 233 81 27
296 The last owner reached puberty. 1.3958 0.03645 331 233 65 33
297 The owners are moving on to 9th grade…. 1.3953 0.03592 344 243 66 35
298 And I'm sure I can do something about that "no girls" clause. 1.3947 0.03559 342 240 69 33
299 The owners are willing to throw in their NO GrLs Alowd sign. 1.3946 0.03449 370 261 72 37
300 I’m sorry, I can’t tell you the secret password till after the closing. 1.3943 0.03363 383 269 77 37
301 It has room to branch out. 1.3941 0.03364 373 260 79 34
302 The owner is moving to an Elm. 1.3936 0.03345 376 262 80 34
303 I'd make an offer before it goes any higher. 1.3935 0.03539 338 236 71 31
304 This is an original pied a terre. 1.3932 0.03709 323 229 61 33
305 Well, it's a step up from where you are now. 1.3931 0.03644 318 222 67 29
306 He won't come down on price - he won't come down period. 1.3930 0.03601 313 216 71 26
307 At least the hardwood floors are original. 1.3920 0.03552 352 250 66 36
308 I could show you something in a deciduous. 1.3918 0.03729 291 201 66 24
309 It has real hardwood floors 1.3915 0.03552 355 253 65 37
310 The owner will take baseball cards. 1.3914 0.03319 373 259 82 32
311 The seller asks that the 'no girls sign' stays and prefers the down payment in Pokemon cards. 1.3909 0.03547 330 230 71 29
312 Unfortunately, no girls allowed. 1.3908 0.03375 371 260 77 34
313 It has solid oak trim throughout 1.3907 0.03157 366 246 97 23
314 I’m so proud that our city relaxed the zoning to allow for more affordable housing options. 1.3899 0.03530 318 219 74 25
315 It's fairly small since it's just a branch office. 1.3899 0.03324 395 280 76 39
316 It might be made of oak but I think you can spruce it up. 1.3898 0.03541 313 215 74 24
317 I suggest you waive the termite inspection if you want your offer to have a real chance. 1.3889 0.03529 342 241 69 32
318 The foundation is stable, but the neigbors are a bit squirrely 1.3885 0.03773 296 208 61 27
319 The last owner really enjoyed the house but grew out of it. 1.3885 0.03246 381 264 86 31
320 Now you won't actually own the tree itself. 1.3881 0.03672 286 196 69 21
321 I hear the HOA fees are nuts. 1.3876 0.03845 307 221 53 33
322 You said you wanted cozy and kid friendly. 1.3875 0.03294 351 240 86 25
323 It's perfect for you! The only drawback is the view: you can't see the forest. 1.3873 0.03570 346 247 64 35
324 They’re asking 2.5 million but I think you could offer 2.4. 1.3868 0.03331 349 240 83 26
325 It is bigger than a typical Manhattan apartment. 1.3868 0.03611 318 223 67 28
326 I think you'll find it a bit more spacious than the shoe we looked at yesterday. 1.3866 0.03680 313 221 63 29
327 The tree is not included. 1.3864 0.03900 295 212 52 31
328 It’s rumored to be the former home of a beetle. 1.3864 0.03900 295 212 52 31
329 This house will never be lower. 1.3862 0.03732 290 202 64 24
330 As late as the 1970s this neighborhood was No Girls Allowed 1.3861 0.03421 373 266 70 37
331 The previous owners moved into a chair draped by some blankets. 1.3858 0.03562 324 227 69 28
332 Let's start with this cheerful, cozy two-story in your price range. 1.3851 0.03583 296 203 72 21
333 It's a great place but the neighbors are kind of squirrely. 1.3846 0.03378 338 233 80 25
334 Your next-door neighbor hoards nuts, but it's never been an issue. 1.3842 0.03392 354 248 76 30
335 The $500k is house-only. You'll have to rent the tree. 1.3842 0.03676 341 248 55 38
336 It’s a high rise. 1.3833 0.03439 347 244 73 30
337 And this unit is one bedroom, no bath, with some lovely hardwood everything. 1.3832 0.03431 334 232 76 26
338 And here's a charming mother-in-law suite." 1.3831 0.03719 308 219 60 29
339 Well, it was listed as a "small walk up". 1.3829 0.03539 316 220 71 25
340 I think you'll love the open concept in this one. 1.3824 0.03459 319 220 76 23
341 The previous occupants moved to middle school. 1.3824 0.03459 319 220 76 23
342 The last owner was foreclosed on for being a naughty little boy. 1.3824 0.03598 319 225 66 28
343 I encourage you to act fast before the seller enters puberty. 1.3824 0.03904 306 224 47 35
344 It’s out of the flood zone. 1.3823 0.03482 327 228 73 26
345 Last owners were empty nesters who flew the coop. 1.3810 0.03657 315 224 62 29
346 It's the only affordable high-rise place in the neighborhood. 1.3808 0.03483 344 244 69 31
347 Turns out this is the actual Trump Tower, so I'd question the list price if I were you." 1.3802 0.04067 263 189 48 26
348 The previous owner stayed for one night and got cold feet. 1.3801 0.03660 321 230 60 31
349 Think your mother can handle the stairs? 1.3799 0.03621 329 236 61 32
350 As I told you, it's cozy and charming, with lots of sunlight, located in a popular area with a nearby park. First time on the market, too. 1.3797 0.03421 295 199 80 16
351 The previous owners are in a time out. 1.3794 0.03632 340 247 57 36
352 It's the perfect place for someone wanting to put down roots. 1.3792 0.03715 298 211 61 26
353 It's less of a fixer, more of an upper. 1.3792 0.03930 269 191 54 24
354 If you want something spacious, you're barking up the wrong tree. 1.3791 0.03556 306 213 70 23
355 The wood finish is very natural. 1.3786 0.03576 280 191 72 17
356 It's listed as a bespoke penthouse loft. 1.3785 0.03774 288 204 59 25
357 This property is a cozy second-floor walkup with a 360-degree garden view. It'll go fast! 1.3776 0.03780 294 210 57 27
358 I could’ve sworn it was listed as a THREE bedroom 1.3772 0.03840 281 200 56 25
359 It's the perfect place to put down roots. 1.3770 0.03710 305 218 59 28
360 And the owner agreed to waive the "no girls allowed" policy. 1.3770 0.03768 305 220 55 30
361 You should really submit an offer by nap time if you want to be taken seriously. 1.3770 0.03670 313 224 60 29
362 It's on the city's historic register. This was Big Bird's childhood home. 1.3767 0.03767 292 208 58 26
363 Studio apartment surrounded by greenery, nestled away from the hustle and bustle of city life. Unobstructed views of the neighbourhood. 1.3767 0.03754 300 215 57 28
364 It would be perfect for your Mother-In-Law. 1.3762 0.03646 319 229 60 30
365 It's a second floor unit with a private staircase and an amazing view. 1.3761 0.03510 343 246 65 32
366 There’s no WiFi, but it comes with two free Dixie cups. 1.3759 0.03698 266 183 66 17
367 It was formerly an exclusive men’s club. 1.3759 0.03623 290 202 67 21
368 Okay, this one is a little outside your budget range, but... 1.3758 0.03700 306 219 59 28
369 The previous owners flew South. 1.3755 0.03960 269 193 51 25
370 Unfortunately, no girls are allowed. 1.3754 0.03623 325 234 60 31
371 And the tree comes with the house. 1.3750 0.03746 280 197 61 22
372 The sellers are including their the comic collection in the sale. 1.3750 0.03506 304 211 72 21
373 It’s actually quite spacious by New York standards. 1.3744 0.04169 227 160 49 18
374 You'll have to insure the tree separately. 1.3741 0.03554 286 197 71 18
375 We call it the Millennial starter home. 1.3740 0.04178 262 193 40 29
376 It's the only place with a view in this neighborhood for under a million. 1.3739 0.03345 345 242 77 26
377 It’s more than just a tree house. It’s a tree home. 1.3737 0.03791 289 207 56 26
378 Of course, the view is to die for... 1.3736 0.03668 273 189 66 18
379 We would really have to go out on limb to afford this 1.3736 0.04001 265 191 49 25
380 You’d be firmly rooted in your community. 1.3735 0.03865 249 173 59 17
381 It’s definitely more spacious than the one in Manhattan 1.3729 0.03723 303 218 57 28
382 I think this property proves that affordable housing and penthouse living are equally attainable. 1.3725 0.03922 255 180 55 20
383 Seller’s asking three billion million dollars but I bet you could talk him down to a remote controlled shark. 1.3723 0.03904 274 197 52 25
384 Oh, you meant a literal open house. 1.3721 0.03811 258 180 60 18
385 It comes with deeded access to the swingset. 1.3721 0.04004 258 185 50 23
386 This cozy lofted gem of a studio beautifully nestled in the heart of Bushwick overlooking the vibrant, bustling Maria Hernandez Park is a STEAL at just $1.2M. Steps away from groceries and laundry. Wonderful school district. Minutes from the L! 1.3716 0.03905 296 218 46 32
387 Empty nesters. It’s priced to sell. 1.3716 0.03755 296 213 56 27
388 You won't find a better view in this price range. 1.3712 0.03422 326 229 73 24
389 Before we tour the property, you should know that the current owner will not vacate until the start of the school year. 1.3711 0.03666 256 175 67 14
390 It's a bit of a reach, but it's within your price range. 1.3708 0.03345 329 229 78 22
391 It's a great starter home for those who want to put down roots." 1.3708 0.03832 267 189 57 21
392 It’s ideal for someone who just wants to brag about their second home in the woods. 1.3708 0.03869 267 190 55 22
393 I thought you said this was one of the top THREE houses on your list... 1.3708 0.04046 267 195 45 27
394 That’s what the hole in the plank is for 1.3707 0.03877 259 183 56 20
395 It comes with a stack of old Playboys and several unopened cans of Orange Crush. 1.3705 0.03725 278 196 61 21
396 Are you willing to waive inspection? 1.3704 0.03616 270 186 68 16
397 It would be perfect for your mother. 1.3704 0.03893 297 219 46 32
398 The view gets better every year. 1.3701 0.03929 254 180 54 20
399 It has great growth potential. 1.3700 0.03513 273 186 73 14
400 This property is expected to grow. 1.3698 0.03506 311 219 69 23
401 Sleeps 1 person, diagonally, or 6 squirrels. 1.3695 0.03700 295 211 59 25
402 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1.3695 0.03818 249 173 60 16
403 Best of all, during the winter you can see the lake. 1.3692 0.03315 325 225 80 20
404 Sign today and I’ll even throw in the neighbor’s WiFi password 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
405 And each year you get a better view. 1.3692 0.03644 279 195 65 19
406 The neighbors can get a bit squirrelly 1.3691 0.03572 317 227 63 27
407 They are moving to a couch-cushion fort. 1.3690 0.03786 252 175 61 16
408 I doubt the price will come down before the leaves do. 1.3690 0.03648 290 205 63 22
409 …and you can tell the movers it’s a tree story walk up” 1.3688 0.03554 301 212 67 22
410 Gets full sun in the winter......... 1.3686 0.03689 274 192 63 19
411 The seller is relocating to summer camp. 1.3684 0.03611 266 183 68 15
412 The kids are finally going to let us move in with them. 1.3684 0.03839 266 189 56 21
413 It's listed at $800,000 but I think the owner will accept a PlayStation5. 1.3682 0.03959 296 221 41 34
414 They're willing to let it go for the newest Minecraft and a box of Snickers. 1.3679 0.03839 280 202 53 25
415 This will be available for sublet after the squirrels are evicted. 1.3678 0.03775 261 183 60 18
416 And in another 20 to 30 years, the view will be spectacular! 1.3678 0.03685 329 243 51 35
417 It's an upper fixer 1.3677 0.03797 291 211 53 27
418 Lucky you! It's the last one with a view. 1.3673 0.03530 275 189 71 15
419 Would either of you like to do a climb-through? 1.3669 0.03685 278 196 62 20
420 We're empty nesters 1.3663 0.03430 273 185 76 12
421 As requested, a home in your price range in this neighborhood. 1.3660 0.03347 347 247 73 27
422 The owner is willing to wave all HOA until he starts middle school 1.3658 0.03428 339 243 68 28
423 it’s in a hot new category we call ‘upper fixer’ 1.3658 0.03669 298 214 59 25
424 The previous owner started liking girls. 1.3656 0.03846 279 202 52 25
425 However, the covenant does mention 'No Girls Allowed' 1.3654 0.04083 260 191 43 26
426 I think you'll love this one. It has incredible natural light and real pine floors. 1.3650 0.03443 326 232 69 25
427 It has a strict 'no girls allowed' policy, but I think I can get the seller to renegotiate. 1.3650 0.03497 326 234 65 27
428 It’s an excellent investment because the tree only has to grow 10 more feet and you’ll have a water view. 1.3636 0.03890 264 190 52 22
429 We where looking for something with a backyard,Not in a backyard. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
430 The HOA is very clear, nO GeRLS ALowd! 1.3633 0.03985 278 206 43 29
431 That’s right… a bucket. 1.3633 0.04144 245 179 43 23
432 It comes with a club membership. 1.3629 0.04160 237 172 44 21
433 It comes with a can and string phone, and a security system password that keeps out “stinky girls.” 1.3627 0.03445 306 215 71 20
434 Did I mention the hardwood floors? No laminate. 1.3627 0.03433 295 205 73 17
435 This is what you get now when you negotiate the realtor's fee to less than six percent. 1.3622 0.03605 312 226 59 27
436 The sellers are downsizing. 1.3619 0.03954 268 196 47 25
437 Unfortunately the HOA's "no girls allowed" policy is quite strict. 1.3619 0.04059 268 199 41 28
438 On the plus side, the neighbors are down south half the year. 1.3615 0.03736 260 183 60 17
439 Well, we're empty nesters now. 1.3615 0.03369 343 246 70 27
440 Hmm, leafy street, you said. Second story, you said. Canopy bed, you said." 1.3612 0.03935 263 191 49 23
441 It’s a little over your budget, but why not go out on a limb? 1.3610 0.03679 313 230 53 30
442 Okay, Penthouse might be a slight exxageration. 1.3609 0.04158 230 166 45 19
443 It originally sold for a Barbie doll and a pair of roller skates. 1.3606 0.03611 269 188 65 16
444 It’s listed on Willow. 1.3605 0.03935 233 164 54 15
445 In Manhattan, it's called a luxury penthouse loft, with a spectacular view of the park! 1.3600 0.03775 275 198 55 22
446 It has great feng sway. 1.3600 0.03557 275 192 67 16
447 Unfortunately, the seller has stipulated 'no girls allowed.' 1.3598 0.03734 264 187 59 18
448 It's a bit of a climber-upper. 1.3598 0.03810 264 189 55 20
449 Unfortunately this unit is a walk up 1.3597 0.03568 278 195 66 17
450 I am sorry, but the Homeowners Association has a strict 'no girls allowed' policy 1.3597 0.04196 253 189 37 27
451 And to sweeten the deal, the owners will throw in the two boys who live there. 1.3597 0.04044 253 185 45 23
452 It's barely lived in! The previous owners used it as a summer home. 1.3594 0.03854 256 183 54 19
453 It's a climber-upper. 1.3593 0.03562 270 188 67 15
454 The owner really wants to move it now that he's sold his lemonade stand. 1.3591 0.03594 323 237 56 30
455 When you include the branch space, the square footage is actually more than listed. 1.3589 0.03491 287 201 69 17
456 ‘Wait till you see the bathroom’ 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
457 Sky’s the limit on expansion possibilities! 1.3586 0.03601 290 207 62 21
458 It's for the upwardly mobile. 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
459 It’s high right now but it’s likely to drop. 1.3580 0.03995 243 175 49 19
460 And here we have this lovely tree bedroom, one bath. 1.3579 0.03969 285 214 40 31
461 If she's an outdoorsy type, it's a terrific mother-in-law apartment. 1.3578 0.03560 327 240 57 30
462 And did I mention the open floor plan? 1.3577 0.03731 260 184 59 17
463 It's a one-room walk-up flat. 1.3577 0.03770 260 185 57 18
464 They still love the house, but they've been transferred to middle school. 1.3577 0.03674 274 195 60 19
465 Unfortunately, I can only show this house if you know the secret word. 1.3574 0.03892 263 191 50 22
466 It’s a walk-up, but the park views are incredible. 1.3574 0.03752 277 200 55 22
467 I should say, however, that there is a pinky swear on the table with another interested buyer." 1.3571 0.03723 280 202 56 22
468 It'll look bigger with furniture. 1.3571 0.03769 252 178 58 16
469 The seller is playing hard ball. 1.3571 0.03933 252 182 50 20
470 It's quite a step up 1.3569 0.03409 297 208 72 17
471 It outgrew us. 1.3569 0.03540 297 212 64 21
472 Only one previous owner. He’s moved on to video games. 1.3569 0.03339 283 194 77 12
473 It's zoned and priced as a penthouse. 1.3569 0.03793 269 194 54 21
474 Unfortunately, we already have six Monopoly cash offers on this place. 1.3568 0.04144 227 164 45 18
475 Really, it’s not bad for Los Angeles 1.3564 0.03706 289 210 55 24
476 The previous owner claims it has unlimited bathrooms. 1.3562 0.04113 233 169 45 19
477 There’s no homeowner association but there is a secret oath. 1.3562 0.04246 233 172 39 22
478 It’s a fixer upper but you’re paying for the view 1.3559 0.03643 281 201 60 20
479 Don't worry, the "No Girls" covenant is unenforceable. 1.3557 0.04077 253 187 42 24
480 Just as the listing describe--- Escape to your private oasis in this cleverly designed and cozy home perched above sweeping views of lush landscaping. The perfect blend of rustic and chic! Don't miss out on this diamond in the rough! 1.3554 0.03755 287 210 52 25
481 Technically there is a no girls covenant. 1.3554 0.03623 287 206 60 21
482 It’s the ideal home for a couple seeking to move up, branch out and turn over a new leaf 1.3553 0.03927 273 202 45 26
483 Here's the "little cabin" for the in-laws when they come in for the holidays. 1.3553 0.04221 228 167 41 20
484 Only downside - it’s a walk-up 1.3552 0.03816 259 186 54 19
485 The previous owners were empty nesters. 1.3546 0.03769 282 206 52 24
486 First, you'll have to pass the co-op board interview. The squirrels are okay, but the cat's a nightmare. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
487 And if you pay cash, the seller will throw in his retractable rope ladder. 1.3543 0.03703 254 179 60 15
488 I hear it’s an upper fixer. 1.3541 0.03875 257 186 51 20
489 It’s perfect for you empty nesters. 1.3538 0.03804 260 187 54 19
490 The seller is highly motivated and, for the right buyer, willing to drop their 'no girls allowed' clause." 1.3538 0.03850 277 204 48 25
491 The sellers are snowbirds that decided to stay south. 1.3536 0.03773 263 189 55 19
492 Bough house design is all the rage. 1.3536 0.03752 280 204 53 23
493 ...and they just lifted the " NO GIRLS ALLOWED" policy. 1.3531 0.03826 286 212 47 27
494 It's the perfect home for empty nesters. 1.3529 0.03855 255 184 52 19
495 The last owners were grounded so had to move out quickly. 1.3525 0.03633 261 184 62 15
496 I thought you said aloft.. 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
497 And for security, we turn the sprinklers on full blast.” 1.3520 0.03824 250 179 54 17
498 It’s a bit of a fixer upper, yes, but that’s all original woodwork. And you’re just steps from nature. 1.3517 0.03979 236 170 49 17
499 It's got a woodsy feel. 1.3515 0.03899 239 171 52 16
500 It’s a 0-bedroom, 0-bath walk-up, but it has a great view! 1.3514 0.04002 222 158 50 14
501 Not in my backyard. 1.3512 0.03910 242 174 51 17
502 It's a great place to put down roots. 1.3508 0.03843 248 178 53 17
503 Does it have granite countertops? 1.3508 0.04010 248 182 45 21
504 Solid oak flooring and great cross-ventilation are just two of the choice features of this rare diamond in the rough 1.3505 0.03647 291 212 56 23
505 This is our rustic transitional neo-urban minimalist model. 1.3504 0.04091 234 171 44 19
506 Great view, no utility bills, perfect for empty nesters. 1.3504 0.04091 234 171 44 19
507 I'm not going out on a limb when I say it's the ultimate starter home. 1.3504 0.03861 254 184 51 19
508 It’s much larger if you count the root system. 1.3502 0.03626 257 181 62 14
509 Those are original hardwood floors. 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
510 It was once part of Mar A Lago. 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
511 The bathroom? You're standing on it. 1.3498 0.04374 223 167 34 22
512 True, it's expensive, but you have to factor in the view. 1.3494 0.03595 269 191 62 16
513 A couple of empty nesters just moved out, actually 1.3494 0.03556 269 190 64 15
514 Besides the splinters, it’s move-in ready. 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
515 Is your dog upwardly mobile? 1.3494 0.03872 249 180 51 18
516 This is actually out of your price range as well. 1.3492 0.04080 252 188 40 24
517 The previous owner outgrew the home. 1.3491 0.03929 232 166 51 15
518 The co-op board will review your application when they get home from school. 1.3491 0.04490 212 159 32 21
519 It's in a good neighborhood, but even better, girls are now allowed. 1.3490 0.03553 298 216 60 22
520 And here we have an originally handcrafted single home with hardwood accents and a close-to-nature experience like no other! 1.3489 0.04121 235 173 42 20
521 Of course, the Neighborhood Association and the Historical Society, would have to approve any modifications of additions. 1.3488 0.03736 281 206 52 23
522 Trust me, it'll grow on you. 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
523 The owner has agreed to leave the tree. 1.3485 0.03782 241 171 56 14
524 In 20 years, the view will be spectacular. 1.3485 0.04255 241 182 34 25
525 Well, it did say 'cozy with a view'. 1.3485 0.03756 264 191 54 19
526 I should have told you--no girls allowed. 1.3484 0.04011 244 179 45 20
527 This hits all your must haves: lots of greenery nearby, big windows, second floor, location. What's the problem? 1.3483 0.03764 267 194 53 20
528 For a second-floor walk-up in this town, this is an amazing find! 1.3482 0.03976 247 181 46 20
529 It speaks to my nesting instinct. 1.3480 0.03818 250 180 53 17
530 Did I mention it's a walk-up? 1.3480 0.03632 273 196 59 18
531 Home values ARE down, but this house has seen steady growth. 1.3478 0.03786 253 182 54 17
532 …And the main level has been beautifully updated in maple.” 1.3477 0.03915 256 188 47 21
533 It's perfect if you want a family home that grows with you 1.3477 0.03876 256 187 49 20
534 It comes with a long string attached to two paper cups. 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
535 The seller will take an IOU. 1.3474 0.03860 285 214 43 28
536 . . . and the view! 1.3472 0.03628 265 189 60 16
537 In 20 years you'll have a great view of the lake. 1.3470 0.04032 219 157 48 14
538 You said you were open to walk-ups. 1.3470 0.03714 268 194 55 19
539 Yes, girls are allowed. 1.3469 0.04201 245 185 35 25
540 And it’s a great place to raise a child 1.3467 0.03766 274 201 51 22
541 We call it ‘Trunk Tower’ and yes, it is magnificent. 1.3465 0.04542 202 151 32 19
542 It comes with a built-in "KEEP OUT" sign home security system. 1.3462 0.03948 234 169 49 16
543 Two points to remember: Affordable and Flood Safe. 1.3462 0.03870 260 191 48 21
544 So go up and look around, and if you have any questions, just pick up the can on a string. 1.3460 0.03691 289 213 52 24
545 So, this little hidden gem has hard wood floors, open concept, energy efficient...all the features you were looking for. 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
546 The previous owner upgraded to a college dorm room. 1.3457 0.03933 243 177 48 18
547 His dad just got transferred to another city, so he's motivated to sell. 1.3455 0.04025 246 182 43 21
548 ‘I dunno, George. I was really set on walnut’ 1.3451 0.04369 226 171 32 23
549 I thought you said tree bedroom. 1.3451 0.04232 226 168 38 20
550 Constructed in 1976 for $3.50, right now it's a steal for $1,200,000." 1.3450 0.03889 258 190 47 21
551 The price is right but the HOA states, “nO gIrLs AlLoWeD.” 1.3444 0.03873 270 201 45 24
552 The good news is the neighborhood you want is finally affordable. 1.3444 0.04083 241 179 41 21
553 After a while, it'll grow on you 1.3443 0.03788 244 175 54 15
554 Technically, it’s a studio. 1.3441 0.03668 247 175 59 13
555 The tree comes separately. 1.3440 0.04092 218 158 45 15
556 Beautiful hardwood floors… 1.3440 0.03769 250 180 54 16
557 It comes with a three bedroom Colonial in the backyard for your kids to play in. 1.3440 0.03976 250 185 44 21
558 The current owners have moved into a blanket fort. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
559 It's in a poplar neighborhood. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
560 A million dollar view at a fraction of the price. It's even better in winter when the leaves are gone. 1.3435 0.04131 230 170 41 19
561 ... and best of all, you won't need flood insurance! 1.3433 0.03709 268 195 54 19
562 On the plus side, you won't need to get flood insurance. 1.3431 0.03794 239 171 54 14
563 I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you have some questions. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
564 Unfortunately, zoning restrictions designate the property as 'No Girls Allowed'. 1.3429 0.03863 245 178 50 17
565 It's only a first floor walk-up! 1.3427 0.03579 286 208 58 20
566 It's move-in ready once we evict the kids. 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
567 We’ll, the listing did say it was a walk-up. 1.3425 0.04277 219 163 37 19
568 This is our eco-friendly model. 1.3420 0.03465 269 190 66 13
569 It has a zip line straight to the train station. 1.3419 0.03700 234 165 58 11
570 The previous owners migrated to Florida. 1.3409 0.04308 220 165 35 20
571 Contrary to what the previous occupant stated, girls ARE allowed. 1.3408 0.04218 223 166 38 19
572 Your own little California nest for under a million! 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
573 It looks smaller from the outside. Wait till you see the indoor pool. 1.3406 0.04092 229 169 42 18
574 Your kids will love living here. 1.3401 0.03879 247 181 48 18
575 On the plus side, you won’t need flood insurance. 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
576 On the plus side; our HOA is very hands-off. 1.3396 0.03943 212 151 50 11
577 It’s nice, but have you got anything that isn’t a walk-up? 1.3395 0.03561 271 195 60 16
578 Eco friendly construction with forest view. Minimalist design pioneered by promising young architect. Natural wood accents complement open concept abode. All applicants must be pre-approved for mortgage and agree to waive inspection. 1.3394 0.04195 221 164 39 18
579 The previous occupants were empty nesters. 1.3394 0.03690 277 204 52 21
580 My children loved it, but my mother-in-law not so much. 1.3392 0.03769 227 161 55 11
581 …and a lovely balcony for dreamers! The previous owner is now a double-major in astronomy and poetry at Berkeley. 1.3391 0.03983 230 168 46 16
582 We call it the 'Trunk Tower' penthouse, and the square footage is deceptively more spacious than it appears. 1.3390 0.04136 236 177 38 21
583 It might seem pricy, but it is a boutique condo made entirely of reclaimed wood.” 1.3390 0.03819 236 170 52 14
584 It comes with a little kid named Bart. 1.3387 0.04111 248 188 36 24
585 There currently a "no girls allowed" rule in place, but I think the co-op board may be flexible on that. 1.3386 0.03996 251 188 41 22
586 Your neighbors migrate south every year. 1.3386 0.03707 251 181 55 15
587 The last couple didn't need a garage--they flew everywhere. 1.3386 0.03843 254 187 48 19
588 The previous owners were a couple of empty nesters looking to downsize 1.3385 0.03890 257 191 45 21
589 The seller is highly motivated and will consider an offer of sour gummy worms and grape soda. 1.3380 0.03424 287 206 65 16
590 It is a zero bed, zero bath. 1.3379 0.04016 219 159 46 14
591 There's no fireplace. 1.3377 0.03857 228 164 51 13
592 According to the HOA, no girls are allowed. 1.3377 0.04199 231 174 36 21
593 It comes with ground rights. 1.3376 0.03710 237 169 56 12
594 And the Rope With Basket to lower for food is included in the sale price. 1.3375 0.03584 240 169 61 10
595 And it comes with a Kool-Aid stand! 1.3374 0.04005 243 181 42 20
596 The builder had an upwardly mobile family in mind. 1.3373 0.03681 249 179 56 14
597 This would be a step above the others, plus the view is priceless. 1.3373 0.03936 249 185 44 20
598 Yes, it comes with central air. 1.3372 0.03594 258 185 59 14
599 Small, yes, but safe from rising seas. 1.3368 0.03579 285 209 56 20
600 This is the listing for "cute retro home surrounded by greenery, one flight up." 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
601 She said it’s ideal for bird lovers. 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
602 It's a tree bedroom, tree bath. 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
603 Of course, the association fees are higher because it’s a penthouse. 1.3366 0.03646 303 228 48 27
604 It's built this way so my Mother in Law wouldn't move in 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
605 The home is sustainable, filled with light, and terrific for hiding when your parents won't let you stay up late. 1.3364 0.04052 220 161 44 15
606 Utilities are not included 1.3363 0.03964 223 162 47 14
607 It’s got original hardwood floors throughout. 1.3363 0.03826 226 162 52 12
608 A tree on the property increases value, but what about a property on the tree? 1.3363 0.04027 226 166 44 16
609 You will have some privacy issues in the winter. 1.3363 0.03877 226 163 50 13
610 We finally found something with a mortgage we can afford. 1.3362 0.03990 229 168 45 16
611 1 bedroom walk up. 1.3362 0.03872 235 171 49 15
612 Their 31 year old son will be out by closing. 1.3361 0.04063 238 178 40 20
613 It's a starter home in your price range. 1.3361 0.04069 241 181 39 21
614 You’ll have to up your game. Little Jimmy down the street also offered cash but with no inspection. 1.3361 0.03806 241 175 51 15
615 My client wants to be paid in Girl Scout Cookies.... 1.3361 0.03818 244 178 50 16
616 Notice the hardwood floors and paneling. 1.3360 0.03840 250 184 48 18
617 It’s a starter home. 1.3360 0.03712 250 181 54 15
618 Tiny homes are all the rage now. And I can guarantee a discount on flood insurance. 1.3358 0.03529 265 190 61 14
619 The seller is willing to offer a round of juice boxes at closing. 1.3355 0.03452 304 223 60 21
620 We prefer the term 'elevated lifetyle' 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
621 No need for flood insurance! 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
622 It's got a great view of the neighbor's trampoline. 1.3350 0.04168 203 148 42 13
623 But think of the natural light! 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
624 No, the pigeons will move out once you move in 1.3350 0.04183 206 151 41 14
625 By "washer and dryer hookups" we meant the rain is the washer and the sun is the dryer. 1.3349 0.03934 212 152 49 11
626 Care to take a look inside? 1.3348 0.03718 221 156 56 9
627 The property is exempt from typical taxation, however there is potential for a windfall 1.3348 0.04098 224 166 41 17
628 It might grow on you. 1.3348 0.03846 224 161 51 12
629 On the bright side, you don't have to worry about flood insurance. 1.3348 0.03986 233 172 44 17
630 It's priced to move. The seller got a girlfriend. 1.3348 0.04032 233 173 42 18
631 Think of it as a starter vacation home. 1.3347 0.03685 239 171 56 12
632 It is a little out of your budget, but it’s in a great school district. 1.3347 0.04012 242 181 41 20
633 It’s an open floor plan with amazing views. 1.3347 0.03773 248 181 51 16
634 The hardwood stairs and floor were recent upgrades. 1.3347 0.03909 251 187 44 20
635 Well it’s true, it is a walk up with a great view. 1.3346 0.03683 257 187 54 16
636 The seller is an incredibly motivated 6 year old. 1.3345 0.03916 290 225 33 32
637 Now, this one is the very height of rustic charm! 1.3333 0.03808 264 197 46 21
638 Consider it a starter house. 1.3333 0.03812 240 175 50 15
639 The previous owner ran away from home. 1.3333 0.03997 228 168 44 16
640 The previous owner is away at college. 1.3333 0.03963 246 184 42 20
641 I agree, it’s a nicer view, but it isn’t as roomy as the doghouse we looked at. 1.3333 0.03972 234 173 44 17
642 This cozy one-room is representative of the architect's pre-middle school designs. It's only 2.5 because the owners are poopy heads and highly motivated. 1.3333 0.04277 207 154 37 16
643 It's pricier than the cardboard refrigerator box but it does have better views. 1.3333 0.03997 228 168 44 16
644 Tree” story walk up with spectacular view 1.3333 0.04011 201 144 47 10
645 It comes furnished with a doll, a treasure map, toy binoculars and some kool-aid. 1.3333 0.04367 201 150 35 16
646 This is a new listing from our branch office. 1.3333 0.03866 222 160 50 12
647 It even has a security system! It comes with a monthly supply of water balloons. 1.3333 0.04069 210 153 44 13
648 It’s all you’re going to find at your price range in this neighborhood. 1.3333 0.03779 243 177 51 15
649 It does come with a stack of comic books and a vintage collection of gentlemen’s magazines. 1.3333 0.03888 249 185 45 19
650 The only house my children will be able to afford 1.3333 0.04101 231 173 39 19
651 Finally, a house in the neighborhood we can afford. 1.3319 0.03911 235 173 46 16
652 The asking price is four Archie Digests and six cans of orange soda. 1.3318 0.04056 223 165 42 16
653 And the owner is happy to install a railing for your mother at no extra charge. 1.3318 0.04006 223 164 44 15
654 The refrigerator stays. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
655 I know it seems pricey, but I.M. Pei designed it at age three. 1.3317 0.04472 208 159 29 20
656 As you can see it would make a perfect branch office. 1.3316 0.04443 196 147 33 16
657 why not? it rented for $800 a night for the eclipse. 1.3316 0.04384 196 146 35 15
658 The Keeblers live on the first floor. 1.3316 0.04657 187 142 28 17
659 Transfer the deposit today, and you can have the secret password next week. 1.3315 0.04178 184 132 43 9
660 It’s small, but it’s inconvenient. 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
661 Yes, Apple was created in a garage, but this was their first branch office. 1.3304 0.03991 224 165 44 15
662 With the carbon credits, it practically pays for itself. 1.3303 0.04028 221 163 43 15
663 It looks much larger once you're inside." 1.3302 0.03809 212 151 52 9
664 Well, you're paying for the view. 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
665 This offsets your carbon footprint by 10 feet 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
666 On the positive side, the view is even more spectacular when the leaves fall. 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
667 It has natural light and a gorgeous open floor layout. Unfortunately, there is no doorman. But you do need to know the secret passcode to enter. 1.3300 0.04386 203 153 33 17
668 I want a house with a tree, not a tree with a house. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
669 You said you wanted to branch out. 1.3298 0.04116 188 135 44 9
670 We call it a pied-a-tree. 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
671 If you’re interested, just pick up a soup can and give me a ring. 1.3297 0.04229 185 134 41 10
672 It's perfect if you're looking for strong roots in the community. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
673 No! We can’t afford to go out on a limb like that! 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
674 It’a definitely a step up from our last place. 1.3296 0.03591 270 198 55 17
675 Are the apples included? 1.3293 0.03796 249 184 48 17
676 Sorry, ma'am, but the owner says no girls allowed. 1.3292 0.04117 243 186 34 23
677 It's designed to bring out your inner child." 1.3289 0.03738 228 164 53 11
678 The seller is off to college. This house comes complete with a set of parents for neighbors who do your laundry and call you in to dinner with them at 6 pm sharp. 1.3287 0.03983 216 158 45 13
679 It's the latest in open concept. 1.3281 0.03705 192 133 55 4
680 It’s an open floor plan with hardwood floors 1.3281 0.03916 253 191 41 21
681 And totally Ikea inside. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
682 This is our most popular model for empty-nesters." 1.3279 0.03858 247 184 45 18
683 I told you it was a second floor walk-up. 1.3277 0.03809 235 172 49 14
684 The good news is that there’s no HOA! 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
685 Well, the ad did highlight "natural wood floors and forest views in a cozy walk-up..." 1.3274 0.04155 226 171 36 19
686 It will be good exercise for your mother-in-law. 1.3274 0.04097 223 167 39 17
687 You said you wanted an affordable walk-up. 1.3274 0.04146 223 168 37 18
688 This tiny home would be perfect for your recent college graduate. 1.3273 0.03931 220 161 46 13
689 The seller is willing to negotiate. If you want a door and windows, you’ll have to wave the inspection” 1.3273 0.04236 220 167 34 19
690 The owner found a permanent place to stay in the south. 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
691 Bad news is your child is definitely acting out. Good news is there are a dozen offers. 1.3267 0.04282 202 151 36 15
692 No lawn work… flood resistant.. shade in the summer.. plenty of light!!!! 1.3267 0.03685 251 184 52 15
693 Its foundation is solid oak. 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
694 The kids come separately, of course. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
695 The price includes the wooded lot with a view. And yes, those are the original hardwood floors. 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
696 On the other hand, it's approved for flood insurance. 1.3258 0.03795 264 199 44 21
697 There's nothing like it on the market right now. 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
698 Totally off the Grid. 1.3255 0.03914 212 154 47 11
699 It’s small, yes, but for a love nest, it’s really all you need. 1.3255 0.03739 212 151 53 8
700 Honey, I think you’re taking the empty nest phase a bit too literally. 1.3255 0.04190 212 159 37 16
701 It's a pied a arbre. 1.3254 0.04009 209 153 44 12
702 Empty Nesters moved to a Palm tree in Florida. 1.3252 0.04492 206 159 27 20
703 If you want to make an offer that is above the asking price, I’d recommend throwing in a few bottle rockets or a skateboard. 1.3251 0.04088 203 149 42 12
704 You do need HOA permission if you want to add a door. 1.3251 0.04264 203 152 36 15
705 The lemonade stand went under and were selling all the assets. 1.3250 0.04250 200 149 37 14
706 This combines the rural feel with the convenience of the suburbs that you were looking for. 1.3250 0.03747 200 141 53 6
707 You asked for open concept. 1.3249 0.03734 237 173 51 13
708 It's affordable. Prior owners vacated to attend 6th grade. 1.3247 0.03649 271 202 50 19
709 The listing said it was a sequoia. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
710 Also, fun fact...Larry Bird once lived here. 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
711 “ This is the in-law unit I was telling you about.” 1.3239 0.03893 247 186 42 19
712 The previous owners worked for a major cookie company. 1.3238 0.04050 210 155 42 13
713 On the up side, you won't need flood insurance." 1.3237 0.03783 241 178 48 15
714 Indoor/outdoor living at its best. 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
715 It might have fewer bathrooms than you were hoping but the owner did say he would be willing to be paid in Legos 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
716 Ample space for at least two tire swings. 1.3232 0.03965 198 143 46 9
717 It's a fixer-upper but it's got good roots. 1.3232 0.04811 164 124 27 13
718 It does have a small footprint 1.3229 0.03617 223 159 56 8
719 According to the builder, "No Girls Allowed." 1.3229 0.03937 223 165 44 14
720 I'm sorry, but there's a "No Girls Allowed!" deed restriction on this property. 1.3223 0.03736 273 207 44 22
721 Pre-approval means your mom says it’s okay. 1.3223 0.04198 211 159 36 16
722 The best part is you’ll always be looking down on your neighbors 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
723 I'm afraid it's a complete chop down. 1.3221 0.03838 208 150 49 9
724 You said you wanted hardwood floors throughout the house, right? 1.3219 0.03671 233 169 53 11
725 It comes with a root cellar 1.3218 0.03910 202 146 47 9
726 i'm sure it's obvious, but the list price doesn't include the tree. 1.3217 0.03950 230 172 42 16
727 I assure you that girls are allowed in this one. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
728 Frank Lloyd Wright designed and built it when he was seven. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
729 I may be going out on a limb here but… 1.3214 0.03871 224 165 46 13
730 And best of all, no HOA! 1.3213 0.04061 221 166 39 16
731 It's a great place to put down some roots 1.3211 0.04583 190 146 27 17
732 The last owner flew off to greener pastures 1.3210 0.03789 271 207 41 23
733 It will need to be tented. The inspector found cooties. 1.3204 0.04210 206 155 36 15
734 'My son wants to be a realtor when he grows up.' 1.3204 0.04210 206 155 36 15
735 And the 'NO GIRLS ALLOWED' clause can be adjusted to only include mothers-in-law. 1.3203 0.03789 231 170 48 13
736 Still, $500,000 seems a little steep. 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
737 Well the ad did say, “Cozy, 1.3202 0.04092 178 128 43 7
738 It was a duplex until that Giving Tree kid came by 1.3202 0.04078 203 150 41 12
739 OK, but your mom wouldn’t be able to visit. 1.3202 0.03823 228 168 47 13
740 It’s open concept and has spectacular views 1.3202 0.03772 228 167 49 12
741 And best of all the price includes membership in the club 1.3198 0.04096 222 168 37 17
742 You could easily flip it. 1.3198 0.03785 222 162 49 11
743 It's a perfect balance of downsizing and upwardly mobile 1.3195 0.03728 241 178 49 14
744 The raccoons have already put in a bid. 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
745 I would’ve shown it to you sooner but we had to wait until the squatters went into hibernation. 1.3194 0.04117 191 140 41 10
746 What was a broken arm and leg for the owner, could be a win for you. 1.3191 0.04228 188 139 38 11
747 .....and the only encumbrance is a squirrel sublet. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
748 With a little work, it would be a lovely in-law unit. 1.3189 0.03641 254 188 51 15
749 It is for a younger couple... 1.3188 0.03808 229 169 47 13
750 Think of the savings on flood insurance! 1.3187 0.03428 273 200 59 14
751 Yes, it's unpretentious, but one of the few in your price range. 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
752 It has an open bathroom 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
753 The seller is highly motivated. His name is Billy, and he likes ice cream, comic books and all cash offers. 1.3184 0.03915 201 146 46 9
754 With the cost of housing now, we're marketing it as a Gen Z penthouse. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
755 Some say it's a tree fort. We say it's a guest house 1.3180 0.03668 217 156 53 8
756 It may be a no bed, no bath, but the natural light is great. 1.3179 0.03857 195 140 48 7
757 ...and you can probably use the limb in the back as a short-term rental 1.3176 0.03859 233 174 44 15
758 It's very low maintenance. You just have to water it. 1.3173 0.03887 208 152 46 10
759 If either of you identify as a woodpecker, the Fair Housing Act says it’s yours. 1.3171 0.04330 205 157 31 17
760 Even when the market goes down, this place will go up. 1.3168 0.04023 202 149 42 11
761 The former owner has outgrown the space. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
762 Dream neighborhood, really. Steady ice cream truck circulation, low cootie rates, relatively bully-free. 1.3165 0.04039 218 164 39 15
763 According to the rings, this is definitely a pre-war building. 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
764 A big plus it that it redecorates itself every autumn." 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
765 We love the open concept. 1.3163 0.03914 215 159 44 12
766 ...but I think you should know there are three robins and a grackle who are also very interested. 1.3161 0.04275 193 145 35 13
767 Now here's a walk-up that fits your budget. 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
768 Low mortgage, beautifully landscaped. 1.3158 0.03642 266 200 48 18
769 It’s perfect for an empty nester! 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
770 …and the previous owners will throw in the flashlight. 1.3153 0.03775 222 163 48 11
771 Going out on a limb as empty nesters this is in your budget. 1.3152 0.03519 257 189 55 13
772 The square footage might not be the greatest but the views are nuts 1.3151 0.03844 238 179 43 16
773 Climb up and check it out after you give me the secret password. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
774 Utilities are included at the discretion of nature.” 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
775 The seller can only be at a closing after school is out. 1.3147 0.03912 232 175 41 16
776 Treehouse or mother-in-law cottage: potato potahto. 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
777 And if you buy today, we'll throw in a kid. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
778 I'm required by law to disclose that an owl murdered a squirrel in this house. 1.3146 0.04726 178 138 24 16
779 The previous owners are motivated to sell—they’re going through puberty. 1.3144 0.04193 194 145 37 12
780 Just as advertised, a rustic cabin with a bird's eye view. 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
781 We put the Air into Air B&B. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
782 Tiny homes are all the rage this year 1.3141 0.03968 191 139 44 8
783 It’s small but the HOA fees are quite reasonable. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
784 $50,000 without the tree. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
785 Local builder. 1.3141 0.04428 191 146 30 15
786 You’ll need the secret password and handshake to view it. 1.3140 0.04084 172 124 42 6
787 It’s just the ladder for sale. The tree-suite is already sublet. 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
788 Before you ask, yes, of course the steps are walnut. 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
789 The previous owner outgrew the space. 1.3134 0.03967 201 148 43 10
790 It's a room with a view. 1.3134 0.04151 201 151 37 13
791 It is low maintenance. All you have to do is water it twice a week. 1.3134 0.03657 217 157 52 8
792 Think of it as a penthouse or a stairway to heaven. 1.3134 0.03715 217 158 50 9
793 Let me go out on a limb. I believe this one is within your price range. 1.3133 0.03679 249 186 48 15
794 Of course, this one’s a bit of a climber-upper. 1.3131 0.03941 198 145 44 9
795 It's a one-story walk-up and fall-down. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
796 The owner had to sell it during the cooties epidemic. 1.3128 0.04420 195 150 29 16
797 The previous owners aged out of the property but you’ll be surprised by how young and fun the décor is 1.3128 0.04237 195 147 35 13
798 Previous owner slipped and relocated. 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
799 Well it’s bigger and cheaper than my old apartment in Manhattan 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
800 Your kids will love it. 1.3128 0.03956 211 157 42 12
801 I can ask my contractor to discuss the "steps" issue with you 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
802 The view from the bathroom is breathtaking. 1.3125 0.04020 192 141 42 9
803 This is all we have on your budget. 1.3125 0.04408 192 147 30 15
804 Doesn’t need flood insurance. 1.3125 0.03811 192 138 48 6
805 This unique property is flooded with natural light. 1.3122 0.04374 205 159 28 18
806 This one is what you would call an upper-fixer. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
807 It has better access to the cloud. 1.3119 0.04133 218 167 34 17
808 Prewar, all hardwood floors--of course, the price is climbing! 1.3119 0.03950 202 149 43 10
809 Okay, this one’s a bit of a fixer upper, but it’s in a great acacia. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
810 Flood insurance is very reasonable. 1.3116 0.03959 215 161 41 13
811 Okay, but what does your inner child think? 1.3116 0.04067 215 163 37 15
812 Full disclosure: Your neighbors are early risers and are a bit chatty. 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
813 The previous owners now live in their parents’ basement. 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
814 It’s buy one, get one tree 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
815 Yes, but for sure you'll be able to get affordable flood insurance!! 1.3113 0.03883 212 157 44 11
816 Of course it's for sale. Who would rent a place like this? 1.3112 0.03963 196 144 43 9
817 Is this the new ‘empty nest’? 1.3112 0.04218 196 148 35 13
818 The court found the seller's "No girls allowed" policy to be in direct violation of Fair Housing Law so he's motivated to sell. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
819 This timeshare is very flexible: you can stay until Billy's mom says it's his turn. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
820 This one’s a starter home 1.3108 0.03711 222 163 49 10
821 The family that lived here before said the view is just nuts 1.3108 0.03924 222 167 41 14
822 I would highly recommend this one if you're looking for someplace to really lay down your roots. 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
823 We like to refer to it as an Arboreal Abode. 1.3107 0.04075 206 155 38 13
824 In your price range…this is it! 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
825 Well, you may hear a peep from your neighbors. 1.3105 0.03853 219 163 44 12
826 The sale does not include the tree, house only. The tree is leased” 1.3105 0.03853 219 163 44 12
827 You're really just paying for the view. 1.3103 0.03871 203 149 45 9
828 It’s a time share - you have it during nap time. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
829 "It's called 'Stump Tower'." 1.3103 0.04346 203 157 29 17
830 This last one’s a walk-up. 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
831 Great stump appeal 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
832 You know these tiny houses are all the rage 1.3098 0.04054 184 135 41 8
833 For the listing we’ll call it ‘rustic, yet elevated.’ 1.3097 0.03974 226 172 38 16
834 And of course as your family grows so will your house. 1.3095 0.03904 210 156 43 11
835 No flood insurance required. 1.3094 0.03857 223 167 43 13
836 In about fifty years you'll be able to add on" 1.3094 0.04061 223 171 35 17
837 The last owner flew away. 1.3093 0.03778 194 140 48 6
838 They got the "starter house on large lot, old growth trees and open airy views right" at least. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
839 It's the only house in the area not in a flood zone. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
840 It comes with free apples! 1.3089 0.03955 191 140 43 8
841 And it was both designed and built by the young Tommy Ferguson, admired by many in his class. 1.3089 0.04290 191 145 33 13
842 It’s value will only keep going up. 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
843 They're only accepting offers from boys. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
844 It's very rare for a penthouse to come on the market in this area. 1.3084 0.03859 227 171 42 14
845 You did say “rustic” 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
846 It's ideal for adult children returning home. 1.3081 0.04689 172 133 25 14
847 Asking price is conditional, depends on if you "have cooties." 1.3081 0.04832 172 135 21 16
848 It's not a tree house...it's a tree home. 1.3081 0.04517 185 143 27 15
849 Five million?! What's the catch? 1.3081 0.04275 211 164 29 18
850 You really weren't kidding when you said this would be an "open house", huh? 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
851 Natural wood floors make this house a home. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
852 This one is great for couples who plan on becoming empty nesters. 1.3073 0.04022 205 154 39 12
853 Mom lived there for only a few days before the accident. 1.3072 0.05187 153 121 17 15
854 True, we forgot to mention tree in the ad. 1.3069 0.04184 189 142 36 11
855 Think of it as a starter home. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
856 The current asking price is 50 candy bars. 1.3069 0.03977 189 139 42 8
857 ... and your HOA is run by the Audubon Society 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
858 Yes, the tree is included in the price. I couldn’t bear to separate them. 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
859 It’s a studio, but it gets lots of light 1.3062 0.03789 209 154 46 9
860 This home is listed “as is”. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
861 It's a perfect investment if you're concerned about rising water levels. 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
862 You two could really transform it from treehouse to tree home. 1.3060 0.04059 183 135 40 8
863 It’s the ultimate in green living.” 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
864 Now as you can see, this one is a walk up, but it has original hardwood flooring! 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
865 The prior owners kept this property in great condition until they left for college. 1.3054 0.03983 203 152 40 11
866 Seller is changing schools so it’s priced to move. 1.3054 0.04104 203 154 36 13
867 You came just in time, we’re having an open house. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
868 We'll list it as a walk-up penthouse with treetop views. 1.3053 0.04098 190 142 38 10
869 It’s just perfect for empty nesters… 1.3050 0.03959 200 149 41 10
870 Just so you know, the neighbors are early risers. 1.3050 0.04206 200 153 33 14
871 We're waiting for the locksmith-- I don't know the secret knock. 1.3050 0.04323 200 155 29 16
872 I'm afraid it's a load-bearing tree. 1.3050 0.03764 200 146 47 7
873 It's convenient to schools, shopping, and bird watching. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
874 It comes with a bird bath 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
875 It's a bit of a fixer upper but it's lower than comps in the area at $1.4 million. 1.3048 0.04064 210 160 36 14
876 At $650k, I think you’ll find the price VERY competitive compared to others on the market in San Diego. 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
877 Only 1.2! 1.3046 0.04063 197 148 38 11
878 The beauty of it is you’ll always have room to grow. 1.3045 0.04090 220 170 33 17
879 It’s the only walk-up in your price range. 1.3043 0.04137 161 117 39 5
880 It's a walk-up, but it's got a wonderful view. 1.3043 0.03746 207 152 47 8
881 It may not seem like much now, but it's destine to be beach front in just a few more years. 1.3043 0.04392 184 141 30 13
882 This is a growing neighborhood. 1.3041 0.04104 194 146 37 11
883 This is our top of the line eco-brag homes. 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
884 The view’s amazing 1.3035 0.03943 201 150 41 10
885 … and it’s only going to go up in value as the tree grows taller 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
886 It’s in a wonderful school district 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
887 It’s a mother-in-law unit for the couple who may want to hurry things along. 1.3033 0.03934 211 159 40 12
888 It also has a very good eco rating 1.3032 0.03704 221 164 47 10
889 On windy nights you'll rock like a baby. 1.3030 0.03979 165 119 42 4
890 It’s a good price for an eco-friendly one-flight walk up in this neighborhood. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
891 I hear the housing market is looking up. 1.3029 0.04030 208 158 37 13
892 Yes, it's a one-story climb-up, but wait til you see the view! 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
893 This is what your budget can buy in this neighborhood. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
894 All that's left in your price range is this tree growing in Brooklyn. 1.3028 0.03847 218 164 42 12
895 The neighbors are a bit squirrely but otherwise it'll make for a great home. 1.3027 0.04438 185 143 28 14
896 You’d have to get a permit to put in a slide. 1.3027 0.04304 185 141 32 12
897 How many bathrooms? 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
898 Well, there’s no lawn to worry about and you’ll never get door-to-door salesmen! 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
899 The previous owners outgrew the neighborhood! 1.3024 0.04128 205 157 34 14
900 The luxury tax has been waived. 1.3023 0.03826 215 161 43 11
901 Really, the only downsides are no kitchen, no bathrooms and lightning might strike you a little earlier than your neighbors. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
902 The kids rarely used it, but Bob slept out here quite a bit after I caught him with his secretary." 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
903 I thought you said you were interested in seeing something that was “quaint but affordable?” 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
904 The owner is willing to consider gum as the down payment." 1.3021 0.03803 235 179 41 15
905 You said that you wanted to put down roots. 1.3021 0.04258 192 147 32 13
906 Trust me, your investment will grow over time. 1.3021 0.04061 192 144 38 10
907 For your budget in the desired neighborhood, you’ll need to keep an open mind 1.3019 0.03918 212 160 40 12
908 I think your mother will like it. 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
909 Not a tiny home, no. It’s a palatial birdhouse. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
910 Very reasonably priced for California. 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
911 Listen, if you're looking for starter homes under a $mil.... 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
912 This isn’t the best we’ve seen, but it’s up there. 1.3015 0.03964 199 149 40 10
913 The view is nice but the neighbors are nuts. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
914 You’ll love the hardwood floors. 1.3011 0.03779 186 135 46 5
915 No mortgage, no utilities—it’ll make you feel like kids again. 1.3011 0.04003 186 138 40 8
916 Wait Until You See The Pool! 1.3010 0.04378 196 153 27 16
917 When I said I wish we had a cabin in the woods, this is not what I had in mind! 1.3010 0.04110 206 158 34 14
918 No contingencies, of course. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
919 The current owner is looking for a quick sell before summer camp. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
920 I won't lie, the neighbors are all nuts. 1.3005 0.04400 183 141 29 13
921 It's large for a studio and it's engineered to be virtually flood proof 1.3005 0.03837 193 142 44 7
922 This would be good for your family to stay in when they visit us. 1.3005 0.04486 193 152 24 17
923 Its sustainable, eco friendly and a great home to put down roots in the community! 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
924 Unfortunately the seller does have a “no girls allowed” policy. 1.3005 0.04210 203 157 31 15
925 94114 is not just the zip code... it's also the asking price. 1.3005 0.04092 203 155 35 13
926 This is the open concept layout you've been looking for! 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
927 It may feel small at first, but it will grow on you. 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
928 There's room for a swing off the back porch. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
929 This is an original 'Air BnB', lots of air, birds and bugs 1.3000 0.04475 190 149 25 16
930 It still has the original oak floors. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
931 All comic books are included. 1.2996 0.03625 247 187 46 14
932 Sure, it needs a little work, but in about 10 years you'll have ocean views. 1.2995 0.03733 207 153 46 8
933 It's a bank foreclosure, the prior owner fell on tough times, lost thier paper route!" 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
934 If cash is an issue, the seller said he'll accept Pokemon cards and a skateboard. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
935 Will that be cash or baseball card? 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
936 Real estate is going up. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
937 It’s the next big thing in multigenerational housing. 1.2991 0.03925 224 172 37 15
938 Like the ad said, Starter home, close-in and close to nature, great views, privacy. 1.2990 0.03830 204 152 43 9
939 You know House Hunters isn’t real, right? A barista and a ‘spiritual healer’ can’t really afford 5,000 sq ft with a pool and an outdoor kitchen. 1.2989 0.04379 184 142 29 13
940 It'd be a step up from your mom's basement. 1.2989 0.04012 174 128 40 6
941 Forced sale - puberty. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
942 It's not only a "Little House", it is also a high rise. 1.2986 0.03909 221 169 38 14
943 It's very much a starter house. 1.2986 0.04036 211 162 35 14
944 It's a 2nd story climb-up. 1.2986 0.03746 211 157 45 9
945 This well appointed home also boasts a bird's-eye view of the neighborhood! 1.2986 0.03806 211 158 43 10
946 This looks exactly like the house I grew up in! 1.2986 0.04147 211 164 31 16
947 Renting is for the birds. 1.2984 0.03928 191 142 41 8
948 When you said the house was on the high end, I though you were referring to the price! 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
949 The owners will throw in a complimentary rope ladder for the back porch. 1.2984 0.03560 191 137 51 3
950 Yes, it's off the grid. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
951 It did say, “custom home, Situated in remote wooded area.” 1.2979 0.04440 188 147 26 15
952 True loft-living at your fingertips. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
953 And did I mention that the price includes a leaf blower? 1.2978 0.03960 225 174 35 16
954 You’re not sleepwalkers, are you?” 1.2978 0.04479 178 138 27 13
955 The owner of this unit had to move back into their bedroom. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
956 The only neighbors are a pair of empty-nesters. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
957 You guys should see the basement. It's nuts. 1.2977 0.04036 215 166 34 15
958 Very motivated seller, folks - his Mom made him take out the trash so he’s running away from home. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
959 It may not seem like much today, but it will grow on you. 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
960 The current owner requires all visitors to be up-to-date on their cootie shots before entering 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
961 But first I'll need to teach you the secret handshake and password to see the hardwood flooring you asked about. 1.2973 0.03733 222 167 44 11
962 Great 2nd floor unit with private backyard views in premier school district. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
963 Yes, it has no utility fees, or even utilities. 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
964 Little did we know when we were young what our “tiny homes” would be worth today! 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
965 It's perfect for kids. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
966 This listing is reserved for the upwardly mobile. 1.2969 0.03810 229 175 40 14
967 Rope swing would be extra. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
968 It comes with free lemonade. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
969 In New York I could probably get $500,000 for this. 1.2967 0.04059 209 161 34 14
970 Does the tree come with it? 1.2963 0.03949 189 141 40 8
971 ... and this is one of the few properties in the neighborhood where you can get flood insurance. 1.2963 0.04157 189 144 34 11
972 It's listed as Trunk Tower. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
973 It's got good roots. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
974 Off Grid… On Budget . 1.2961 0.03672 206 152 47 7
975 Think of it as an investment that's guaranteed to grow. 1.2959 0.04182 196 151 32 13
976 Yes, the rent is elevated. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
977 This being California, I'll need a $1 million down payment. 1.2958 0.03781 240 185 39 16
978 The buyer will only take Monopoly money. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
979 It has modern air conditioning. 1.2956 0.03959 203 154 38 11
980 Boasts a built-in privacy screen from your neighbors from May until November. 1.2955 0.03806 220 167 41 12
981 Jimmy says the cootie problems have been resolved 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
982 You’re rooted in the community right away with this one 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
983 Foundation, foundation, foundation. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
984 Until recently, there were no girls allowed. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
985 Upward mobility at a reasonable price. 1.2950 0.04266 139 101 35 3
986 The asking price is lunch money for a year. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
987 Well, at least you won’t have to worry about sea level rise. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
988 Please help yourself to nutterbutter hors d'oeuvres and apple juice refreshments up there 1.2947 0.04001 190 143 38 9
989 I know it doesn’t look like much, but the view is great. 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
990 Studio loft overlooking the park 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
991 And flood insurance won’t be a problem. 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
992 There’s room for growth 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
993 It would be a step up. 1.2944 0.04037 197 150 36 11
994 Unfortunately, the HOA says no girls allowed. 1.2941 0.04042 187 141 37 9
995 How did you know I was going to recommend Lending Tree? 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
996 A good place to put down roots 1.2941 0.04122 204 158 32 14
997 This neighborhood was recently rezoned and is no longer “no girls allowed” 1.2941 0.04383 187 146 27 14
998 I'm really not supposed to mention this, but the previous owner was an honor student at Washington Elementary. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
999 Oh…on the phone i thought you had said you were looking for something in the ‘Low Trees’… 1.2939 0.03815 228 175 39 14
1000 If you act now we’ll throw in a door! 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1001 Instead of a tree house, think of it as a house in a tree. 1.2938 0.03873 177 130 42 5
1002 You appear to have misunderstood my firm's ad for an open house. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1003 The seller is very motivated—he’s too tall to fit in the door now. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1004 Perfectly suitable for two, with room to branch out! 1.2935 0.04042 201 154 35 12
1005 ....and this is our in- law suite. 1.2935 0.04163 201 156 31 14
1006 This studio has incredible natural light with a rustic feel and is only going for $3500 a month. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
1007 No flood insurance nessary. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
1008 You only need the secret password to get in 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
1009 Yes, it’s the original Air BnB 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
1010 On the plus side, no self-respecting squatter would want to live in it. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
1011 Sorry, the selling agent just informed me that this went pending with a cash offer. Let's see if that little cardboard house in the alley is still available. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
1012 It’s open plan, original hardwood throughout, AND it’s rumored that Frank Lloyd Wright spent his formative years reading comics here. 1.2933 0.03744 225 171 42 12
1013 It’s yours if you want it. The last offer came from someone who was rumored to have cooties. 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
1014 It's a three bedtime story walk-up. 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
1015 Three words: location, location, location! 1.2931 0.04078 174 130 37 7
1016 I already have a competing offer. My son said he would do the dishes twice a week. 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
1017 I just built it, and the kids are already flipping it.” 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1018 It’s the perfect affordable starter home. The last owner recently upgraded to a college dorm room! 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1019 It’s flood-tolerant. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
1020 It’s listed at 5 pop-tarts but I bet you could lowball for 3 1.2928 0.04483 181 142 25 14
1021 This is next level 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
1022 “Watch your step; it’s an open floor plan.” 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
1023 It's the best house we've seen in our budget. 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
1024 The prior owners were baking elves, which explains the high asking price, and of course that amazing smell 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1025 Yes, but it's only at tree per cent interest. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
1026 Good news is no flood insurance is required. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1027 Don't worry, you can ignore the "NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED" sales provision 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
1028 You said an old walk-up, but in the suburbs. Here it is. 1.2921 0.04320 178 137 30 11
1029 You're paying for the view. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
1030 For $1mil they'll throw in the tree too 1.2917 0.04167 192 148 32 12
1031 It's open plan, gets plenty of natural light and brings the outside in 1.2917 0.04296 192 150 28 14
1032 Above all, it's a tiny house. 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
1033 So, let's start with the hardwood floors... 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
1034 Hardwood floors throughout. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
1035 You will have your grandchildren visit you every day, just as you requested. 1.2913 0.04028 206 159 34 13
1036 Wait until you see the light pouring through windows! 1.2913 0.03909 206 157 38 11
1037 It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but the view from up there is amazing. 1.2913 0.03659 206 153 46 7
1038 The current owner is eager to sell. He's transferring to a new preschool next week. 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
1039 We like to call it "A Room With A View." 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
1040 Well you wouldn't raise his allowance. The kid's gotta make money somehow. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
1041 It’s a safe neighborhood as long as you have a good secret password. 1.2911 0.04692 158 123 24 11
1042 You'll get a bird's-eye view of the whole neighborhood." 1.2911 0.04046 158 116 38 4
1043 They say the housing market is climbing. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
1044 It’s practically brand new, the last tenant just outgrew the space 1.2909 0.04034 165 122 38 5
1045 Timmy replaced the roof, yesterday. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1046 Perfect for those with lofty aspirations. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
1047 Sure, $1.35 million sounds like a lot, but just look at those hardwood floors! 1.2906 0.04186 203 159 29 15
1048 This listing has a carbon neutral footprint. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
1049 It's really quite a steal for that many square inches. 1.2902 0.04016 193 147 36 10
1050 But at least that price includes the tree. 1.2902 0.03879 193 145 40 8
1051 It needs a guardrail on the veranda to be up to code. 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
1052 The basement is already rented out to squirrels. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1053 It’s a great price if you’re open to a walk up. 1.2900 0.03790 200 150 42 8
1054 It's a little above your price range, but the views are amazing! 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
1055 You're welcome to take a tour. The owner won't be back from kindergarten for a few hours yet. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
1056 It comes with free flood insurance. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
1057 There's a contingency that covers the cicada emergence. 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
1058 It's under a million . . . 1.2895 0.04056 190 145 35 10
1059 On the plus side, you do have a bird's eye view. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
1060 It does have an extensive root cellar. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1061 1 rm brds i vu 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
1062 Here is what we have for under $1 million. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1063 A place to really grow your roots. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1064 I know it’s pushing the budget, but the views in this place are amazing. 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
1065 You DID say that you'd be okay with a walk-up. 1.2889 0.03736 180 132 44 4
1066 Unfortunately for the owner, the rising cost of living outpaced her allowance. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
1067 We call it Craftsman. 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
1068 Believe it or not, it's a two-bedroom 1.2888 0.04027 187 142 36 9
1069 This mid-century maple already has four offers 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
1070 But you may need to change the zoning. Currently, it's no girls allowed. 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
1071 It’s about the views. 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
1072 You’ll save on property tax and insurance. In fact, you won’t need any flood insurance. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1073 And this is the two floor walk-up that's $6,000/month. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1074 Or would you prefer a garden apartment? 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
1075 You'll love the morning birdsong feature." 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
1076 This house will really grow on you. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
1077 This charming craftsman bungalow is a sensational view property with 360 degree views from the primary living space. It is truly must-see! 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
1078 It might require a bit to bring it up to code but you said you were looking for a fixer upper 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
1079 Amenities include hardwood floor, and hard wood. 1.2880 0.04237 191 149 29 13
1080 Sure it's small. But you can't beat it for location. 1.2880 0.04038 191 146 35 10
1081 The best part is its grandfathered in above the neighborhood height restriction 1.2880 0.03827 191 143 41 7
1082 Do you prefer this one, with the view, or the shed closer to the subway stop? 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
1083 Sure, it’s a fixer-upper, but you can’t beat the view! 1.2878 0.03725 205 154 43 8
1084 If this is out of your budget the bush out front is for sale. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1085 Of course, you're paying for the location. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1086 Well, it’s three steps up from where you are. 1.2876 0.04878 153 121 20 12
1087 On the bright side, the property taxes are a bargain. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1088 So the first floor is more of an open concept… 1.2875 0.04100 160 119 36 5
1089 The previous owner has moved on to long pants. 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
1090 Small, and comfy. It’s like you’re living outdoors. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
1091 Well, the ad did say “step up to your next home!” 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
1092 Granted, it only has one room, but the view is fantastic! 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
1093 But there's a great view of the backyard. 1.2872 0.04349 188 148 26 14
1094 And you get a first time home owner's tax credit because it's rated 100 percent green, energy efficient and sustainable. 1.2872 0.03937 188 142 38 8
1095 Open floor plan. Wood floors. And a conglomerate of elves currently leases the basement for their baking enterprise. 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
1096 One drawback is it has outdoor plumbing. 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
1097 At $2.5 million it's probably the cheapest way to get your kids in the Palo Alto school system. 1.2872 0.04216 188 146 30 12
1098 There is a better chance it will sell now that they removed the "No Girls Allowed" sign. 1.2871 0.04012 202 156 34 12
1099 You can offset the cost of any renovations by mowing lawns or opening a lemonade stand. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1100 Well, it is in our price range and...what a view! 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1101 Tree houses are hot on Airbnb 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1102 It's a home that will really grow with you! 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
1103 Your kids will love it too! 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
1104 Forgive me if I am going out on a limb showing you this one... 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
1105 I’ve heard it described as boomer-proof housing. 1.2865 0.04261 185 144 29 12
1106 As you can see, it's not your average walk-up. 1.2864 0.03725 199 149 43 7
1107 You don't like walk ups? 1.2864 0.03835 206 157 39 10
1108 The seller is offering a rope, but you have to bring your own tire. 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
1109 It was advertised as an upper-fixer, not a fixer-upper. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1110 It's great, but I'm just not looking for a walk-up. 1.2857 0.04028 196 151 34 11
1111 It's a perfect mother-in-law house. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
1112 Currently, this one bedroom view property is available every other weekend until the other tenants come back from their father's house. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1113 The seller is downsizing. 1.2857 0.04850 154 122 20 12
1114 The seller wants to move quickly on this -- she's entering kindergarten. 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
1115 It may need a little work, but you can’t beat the flood insurance rates. 1.2850 0.03864 193 146 39 8
1116 And windy nights will rock you to sleep. 1.2850 0.03722 193 144 43 6
1117 It's a climber upper and a fixer upper. 1.2849 0.04172 186 144 31 11
1118 The Neighborhood is going to the birds so we decided to sell. 1.2849 0.04309 186 146 27 13
1119 Supposedly Tarzan once slept here. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
1120 A spacious loft with an unbeatable view…or at least that’s what we’ll put on Zillow. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
1121 We're moving on up to a deluxe treehouse in the sky. 1.2848 0.04106 165 124 35 6
1122 . . . but it's not taxed as a 'high rise.' 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
1123 You can have it for a birdsong. 1.2848 0.03921 165 122 39 4
1124 It’s an environmentally friendly urban sanctuary. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
1125 Your mother might stop visiting us all the time. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
1126 Is the kid included ? 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1127 It's eco-chic 1.2843 0.03854 204 156 38 10
1128 This will put you in the upper middle class. 1.2843 0.04038 204 159 32 13
1129 It’s perfect if you are willing to branch out and turn over a new leaf 1.2842 0.03972 190 145 36 9
1130 It is fully Net Zero compliant 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
1131 In this market, you have to go out on a limb to find a home 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
1132 Who told you money doesn't grow on trees? 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
1133 This one costs about Tree Fiddy. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
1134 Yes, the ad described it as a penthouse with a tree line view. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1135 As you requested. Affordable and unique, with a good view. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1136 In 10 years it will have waterfront appreciation 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1137 Personally I like the open air concept. 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
1138 The best views are during the fall. 1.2834 0.03866 187 141 39 7
1139 Where's the garage? 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
1140 It seems small, but it has growth potential. 1.2833 0.03801 180 134 41 5
1141 Other than the monthly Dutch Elm Disease spray, the maintenance costs are minimal. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
1142 But the fall foliage! 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
1143 At this neighborhood, it's the best in your price range 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
1144 We did say we were looking for something with no stairs. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
1145 Featuring the latest in eco-living: organic air conditioning 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1146 But the growth of your investment is virtually guaranteed! 1.2830 0.03753 212 162 40 10
1147 I'm going to go out on a limb and say we could possibly make this work. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
1148 Well, you said you were like two love birds, the algorithm then did the rest to find your best match. 1.2830 0.04732 159 126 21 12
1149 It's been in my family for generations. 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
1150 My client is willing to offer twelve sour gummy worms plus all the loose change in his book bag.” 1.2828 0.04962 145 115 19 11
1151 You do not need air-conditioning in the summer but it's gets pretty cold in winter. 1.2827 0.03812 191 144 40 7
1152 The dining table has extra leaves 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
1153 As you requested, this IS a tiny house. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1154 All I’m saying is, Location, location, location! 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
1155 Minimalist design, skyline view! 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
1156 For only $200,000 you can unplug and feel like a kid again. 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
1157 Closing our branch office. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1158 On the plus side, it’s in a great squirrel district. 1.2819 0.04335 188 149 25 14
1159 It’s a starter home for boomerang kids. 1.2819 0.04133 188 146 31 11
1160 All natural finishes, and a second story wraparound veranda! 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
1161 During a flood, you'll be the envy of the neighborhood and during the rest of the time you'll also be the envy of every three to seven year old. 1.2817 0.03912 213 166 34 13
1162 Yes it's an above ground studio, plus you won't need flood insurance. 1.2817 0.03678 213 162 42 9
1163 Price seems a little steep for us to go out on a limb! 1.2816 0.04435 174 137 25 12
1164 And here we have the mother-in-law apartment. 1.2816 0.04509 174 138 23 13
1165 The view is even better in the winter. 1.2816 0.03821 206 158 38 10
1166 This is a brand new listing and I think perfect for empty nesters like yourselves.” 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1167 And best of all... free wifi! 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
1168 The last owners were nuts. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1169 The sprinklers are on at nine. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
1170 It's a renovator's delight with amazing treetop views 1.2812 0.04706 160 127 21 12
1171 You DID say you wanted to put down roots! 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
1172 "This is the open-plan penthouse I've been telling you about." 1.2811 0.03809 185 139 40 6
1173 They told me you were branching out but I didn't expect this. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1174 And the view is twice as nice in the winter! 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1175 Huge discount on flood insurance… 1.2808 0.03662 203 153 43 7
1176 Affordable housing comes in many forms… 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1177 The one drawback: No girls allowed. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1178 A good deal, but you have to let Jimmy and Stevie visit on Saturdays. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1179 Every night’s a sobriety test. 1.2802 0.03845 182 137 39 6
1180 It's several steps above anything else in the neighborhood, I can promise you that. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1181 I'm a little concerned about the parking. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1182 You always wanted a house with wood flooring, right? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1183 It's in a desirable neighborhood, has a lovely view, and it comes in under $400,000. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1184 The only drawback to this place is there isn’t much room to branch out. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1185 The tree is rented. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
1186 The view is incredible, especially in the fall. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1187 You get the treehouse and stairs. The tree is not included. 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
1188 Well, it IS close to nature. 1.2796 0.03791 186 140 40 6
1189 It will give you a toehold in the neighborhood. 1.2796 0.03867 186 141 38 7
1190 It's a second floor walk-up listed at only $1.3M. 1.2794 0.04084 204 161 29 14
1191 This lovely craftsman home has good bones with original features 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
1192 It's a 3-board walk-up. 1.2792 0.03727 197 149 41 7
1193 For a 1 Bedroom / 3 Branch, it's quite roomy! 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
1194 You can’t live in it, but you can brag about the address. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1195 We could finally move out of the doghouse! 1.2791 0.04614 172 138 20 14
1196 The owner’s letting it go for a song, provided the song is about what a doody-head Billy is. 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
1197 An investment likely never to be underwater 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1198 A good place to put down some roots! 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1199 Is the tree included? 1.2790 0.03300 233 174 53 6
1200 It has a lot of growth potential. 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
1201 You won't pass inspection until you add a handrail on the steps. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
1202 Next up on House Hunters, Shannon takes the couple to a property within their budget--but they might have to compromise on Julie's home office and Ben's open-concept kitchen. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
1203 Sure it’s a little rustic, but think of how much you’ll save on flood insurance! 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
1204 You mentioned you're looking to downsize in a high-rise. 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
1205 And so, PBS's catastrophic last episode of 'This Old House' begins. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
1206 And it does really well on Airbnb with the under 12 set! 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
1207 They say it's an up and coming neighborhood 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1208 You can turn this side of the property into an Airbnb. 1.2781 0.03892 151 111 38 2
1209 Better make an offer before the squirrels do. 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
1210 And if you don't like this, I'm also showing a lovely pillow fort. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1211 Rats? No, but woodpeckers are a bit of a problem. 1.2778 0.03941 162 121 37 4
1212 This might work for your mother when she visits us. 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
1213 I get the 'Tiny Living' concept but marketing it as a 'Castle in the Sky' is a bit much. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1214 We’re trying to do something about the squatters, but the police said they legally can’t evict squirrels. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
1215 Now this 11-square-foot gem has all the amenities…southern exposure, a wraparound balcony, and 24-hour park access. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1216 The neighbors were nuts. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
1217 It even has a rope elevator for sandwiches." 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1218 Before I give you the tour, what’s the password? 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1219 They weren't kidding when they said it was on Oak. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1220 Wow! It's perfect. We're birdwatchers, you know? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1221 Just think of it as your very own nesting place 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1222 We call it Oakwood. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
1223 But we said we didn't want a walk-up. 1.2766 0.04118 188 147 30 11
1224 On the contract the seller calls No Backsies. 1.2765 0.04493 170 135 23 12
1225 …and it’s also pet friendly. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1226 It’s full of craftsman charm and a gardener’s dream. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1227 I guarantee it'll grow on you. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1228 If you waive the cooties inspection, they'll accept your offer. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
1229 You won’t find a better deal in this school district. 1.2762 0.03758 210 162 38 10
1230 Yes, it is more expensive than the main house: You’ll be lucky if the main unit survives the month what with the state’s rising flood waters, whereas this baby is built to last. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
1231 And this luxury tower passed environmental review! 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
1232 the investment banks were asking for way too much but the Keebler Elves gave me a pretty good deal 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
1233 If you like this, I also have a charming van down by the river. 1.2761 0.04629 163 130 21 12
1234 As the tree grows, the price will increase due to the view of the ocean. 1.2760 0.03850 192 147 37 8
1235 Yeah, but think of how much you'll save on flood insurance! 1.2759 0.03647 203 154 42 7
1236 Full disclosure, some squirrels squatted. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
1237 When I said I wanted to move up in the world, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
1238 It’s a fixer upper, but you can’t beat the location! 1.2755 0.03798 196 150 38 8
1239 It's actually a lot more spacious than it seems; you get full use of the branches. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1240 It was just rezoned, so yucky girl cooties are no longer prohibited. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1241 The buyer is asking for chocolate coins. 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
1242 I'm sure I can get the seller to throw in the slingshots and tea set. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1243 And you get a special deal on flood insurance. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1244 The school district is excellent. 1.2754 0.03536 207 156 45 6
1245 I thought you agreed we would branch out more in our housing search. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
1246 It’s a low-crime and low-woodpecker neighborhood. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
1247 Can we have a copy of the floor plan? 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
1248 On the plus side--every morning you’ll wake up to an unobstructed view of the Mandlebaum’s pool. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1249 The backyard is all green space… 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1250 But check out the views. 1.2751 0.03586 189 141 44 4
1251 Have I mentioned the schools? 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
1252 The views are spectacular. 1.2747 0.03748 182 137 40 5
1253 The tree lease is extra. 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
1254 Yes, it is indeed a walk-up and a fixer-upper, but the school district is rated #1. 1.2747 0.04206 182 143 28 11
1255 Yes, sure it has a zero carbon footprint. 1.2745 0.03763 204 157 38 9
1256 It's in great condition. Between soccer practice, naps, and play dates, the seller has spent very little time here. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
1257 The only thing steeper than the price is the climb up 1.2742 0.04211 186 147 27 12
1258 Yeah, well, it’s not my dream commission. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1259 Historically, no girls have been allowed in here. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
1260 Yes a Birds Eye Ocean View 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1261 Just think of the possibilities!! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1262 This one is slightly above your budget, but I always save the best for last 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1263 Elevated architecture meets minimalist living: a structurally sound investment with 'good bones'—a truly uplifting fixer-upper opportunity! 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1264 And, your husband can use it when he is being bad. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
1265 This is our Green Walkup, very popular. 1.2737 0.04251 179 141 27 11
1266 The asking price is three packs of bottle rockets, five bags of Peanut M&M’s, and a rabbit’s foot. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1267 So this one is more of a climber upper. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1268 ...And it has a really good view into the neighbor's bedroom. Trust me, it's better than cable. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1269 New York Loft style apartment - just wait until you see the views! 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1270 The previous residents were thrifty. They built a nest and raised their young from eggs. 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
1271 This is a prime example of the growing housing market. 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
1272 You might hear a peep from some of your neighbors. 1.2732 0.04086 194 153 29 12
1273 I thought you would enjoy a room with a view. 1.2732 0.04020 194 152 31 11
1274 The price goes up after cicada season. 1.2732 0.03872 205 160 34 11
1275 The current owners are willing to negotiate since they are going through a bitter breakup and are desperate for ice cream money. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1276 Did I mention the ensuite birdbath? 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
1277 Spacious one bed with garden 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1278 Originally a cookie factory that’s been converted into a living space 1.2727 0.04579 165 132 21 12
1279 You did say you wanted an open floor plan. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1280 Fourth-floor walk-up studio apartment with a yard in a great neighborhood! 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1281 I’ve always thought loft living was for the birds. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1282 I know we said we wouldn't do a walk up, but in this neighborhood it might be our best option" 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
1283 Great views and built with 100% sustainable materials. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
1284 do we move here or will it fit in the U-haul? 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
1285 flood insurance is not required. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1286 Finally! A true greenhouse. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
1287 Just to let you know, you might want to decide fast since we already have a couple of squirrels interested in the property. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
1288 And it will grow with your family. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
1289 It’s a charming tree floor walk-up. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1290 The deadline for offers is dusk. 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
1291 Tiny Houses are so post pandemic. This is a nano-bungalow." 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1292 And it is in the highly desired location of Jimmy's back yard. 1.2713 0.04239 188 150 25 13
1293 And best of all, it’s only slightly over your budget! 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1294 It's completely green and has a great view! 1.2712 0.03884 177 135 36 6
1295 Are the hardwood floors original? 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1296 I was hoping for something on the ground floor. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1297 Affordable housing. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1298 For sale: cozy home with great views and nature all around” 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
1299 There's plenty of room to branch out. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1300 The city is attempting some new affordable housing options. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1301 at least it's detached 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1302 You said you were looking for a loft studio apartment! 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1303 Gurls still not allowed? 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1304 And you get free apples for life. 1.2706 0.04068 170 131 32 7
1305 Specially designed to reflect your upward mobility. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
1306 A simple window replacement would give it a breathtaking view of the fall foliage. 1.2704 0.03645 159 117 41 1
1307 Unfortunately, Mrs. Jones, the seller says 'no girls allowed.' 1.2704 0.04779 159 129 17 13
1308 I’ve always wanted a pied-á-tree. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1309 I like to think of it not so much as treehouse in my backyard, but an arborescent alfresco pied-à-terre situated on a private domestic reserve. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1310 I thought you’d like it, considering your last name is Robinson. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1311 It has such classic lines and a view to die for. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1312 For California, $1 million isn't too bad 1.2703 0.04215 185 147 26 12
1313 It’s listed as a high-rise penthouse with a view of the park. 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
1314 It's a two-story walkup with a great view 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
1315 I can also show you a fixer lower. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1316 ... and it's guaranteed to be above mean sea level at least through 2034! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1317 What did you expect? We live in California. This is all we can afford. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
1318 My client is a motivated seller—they're willing to throw in the tire swing and sand box as well. 1.2698 0.03568 189 142 43 4
1319 And it’s the perfect height to look down on your neighbors. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1320 This puts you above the crowd 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1321 ''We chopped down one tree to make the tree house, and now we make the other tree hold it's butchered remains like some kind of twisted pagan ritual, but seriously, you're not going to find much else for this price.'' 1.2697 0.04402 178 143 22 13
1322 The last tenants were birds. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
1323 This is what you can get if you give up that avocado toast 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1324 The Robinsons loved it but decided to move back to Switzerland. 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
1325 We can fix the stairs if you’d like. 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
1326 And of course, all the woodwork has been done in natural oak 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1327 Your kids said they will sell it to you at a discounted price ! 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
1328 We thought if we put a sale sign on it, it’d make a great New Yorker cartoon 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
1329 It has wonderfully high ceilings 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
1330 The homeowner’s warranty guarantees it will make you feel like a kid again! 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
1331 It's a little small, but the view is great. 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
1332 It has great rental potential. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
1333 Unfortunately, the previous owners did put a "BOYS ONLY" claus in the deed. 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
1334 It comes furnished with a tin can phone and a sling-shot. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1335 See it as a starter house. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1336 Check out the view. 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
1337 …& every room has a view! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1338 The view will only get better over time. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1339 …..sure but you won’t pay any property taxes, 1.2680 0.03938 194 152 32 10
1340 It’s got great natural light 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1341 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I mentioned that we might be looking to open a new branch office in the neighborhood. 1.2679 0.04425 168 134 23 11
1342 It's got rustic charm and real hardwood floors. 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
1343 Cool thing is there's no association fees 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
1344 The seller will only entertain offers from boys. 1.2677 0.03883 198 155 33 10
1345 Elevate your lifestyle! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1346 I'd jump. The market for Frank Lloyd Wright's teen work has never been hotter. 1.2676 0.05088 142 116 14 12
1347 A modern day love nest. 1.2675 0.03978 157 119 34 4
1348 Perhaps you were unclear on the definition of "walk-up" 1.2674 0.03963 187 146 32 9
1349 the original owner just sort of grew out of it. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1350 I hope you like room mates because the squirrels are renting the other half. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
1351 "With all the money you save on taxes, utilities, upkeep, HOA fees, etcetera, etcetera, you'll be able to take long vacations away from this quaint and rustic starter home." 1.2670 0.04045 191 151 29 11
1352 The best part is the "open concept." 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1353 Just adding a door will increase the property value by at least $100k. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1354 It’s an ideal love nest for young upwardly mobile social climbers. And the tree counts as an original feature. 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1355 I don’t care if it’s a treehouse. Your mother is moving out. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1356 For this neighborhood, it's actually quite reasonable. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1357 As I said. Just few steps to the park 1.2667 0.03827 180 138 36 6
1358 This is everything we have in your price range. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1359 And, it's only had one owner... 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1360 No, I'm sorry, the tree is not included in the price. 1.2659 0.04171 173 136 28 9
1361 Small house living, but with a big yard. 1.2659 0.04007 173 134 32 7
1362 It also is climbing distance from a number of public school branches. 1.2659 0.04171 173 136 28 9
1363 Solar-powered, negative carbon emissions and biodegradable. Oh, and the bathroom's right here. Or anywhere, really. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1364 And it has a birds eye view of the neighborhood. 1.2655 0.03947 177 137 33 7
1365 Before we can do the open house, you’ll have to sign the waiver. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1366 It's called three steps to heaven 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
1367 I had something else in mind when I requested a “rustic arts and crafts” style 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1368 Does Amazon deliver. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1369 It’s in your price range, and I’m told that the architect recently made the honor roll. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1370 But I just have to warn you - the owner is refusing to come down... 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
1371 As a bonus, it has a charming mother- in -law suite in the backyard 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1372 This one is just above your budget, but it offers great light and tons of greenery. 1.2644 0.03728 174 132 38 4
1373 Low carbon footprint and unlimited growth potential. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1374 Just hang your ass out the back window. 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
1375 No, the mom who brings up snacks is not part of the estate. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1376 We prefer to call it: "Rustic." 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1377 Your empty nester dream home awaits. 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
1378 We'll also accept a downpayment of 50 baseball cards, 10 sticks of gum, and a pack of cigarettes. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1379 It has a great view. The last owner just grew out of it. 1.2638 0.04423 163 130 23 10
1380 Yea, but the interest rates are nuts. 1.2638 0.03875 163 124 35 4
1381 In the suburbs, we call this a walk-up. 1.2637 0.03710 182 139 38 5
1382 I prefer to refer to it as an arboreal estate. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1383 The owner says you can add a room in a couple of years when another branch grows out. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1384 It's funny that you say that; yes, we also call it the tree house. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1385 The most sustainable house on the block. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1386 You guys look identical except for the beard. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1387 Sure, you can do better for three mill. But not in this neighborhood. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
1388 It's a one bedroom with a first-floor hammock and potential for limb renovation. 1.2635 0.03818 167 127 36 4
1389 It’s a great area but the neighbours are a little chirpy 1.2634 0.03891 186 145 33 8
1390 It's guaranteed to go up! 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1391 A great AirBnB investment opportunity 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
1392 We're up in the air about this one. 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
1393 ‘There is so much opportunity for growth’ 1.2632 0.04116 190 152 26 12
1394 I know you love it, but the HOA has a strict 'no girls allowed' provision. 1.2629 0.04056 194 155 27 12
1395 Remember you are paying for location and the amazing view. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1396 Listing this as a LOVE NEST really is going OUT ON A LIMB, don’t you think? 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1397 This eco-friendly option features an open floor plan and treetop views… 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1398 Your daughter has chosen to move forward with listing the property before she starts 2nd grade. She can’t take a chance in this economy. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1399 You not only have a gorgeous view, you're perpetually part of it! 1.2628 0.03976 156 119 33 4
1400 It's bigger than it looks. And wait 'til you see the original hardwood floors. 1.2627 0.03696 217 171 35 11
1401 Your friendly neighbors will be the Sparrows who'll visit everytime you sit down to eat. 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
1402 I'd take you up and show you around, but it's for boys only. NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1403 Solar, hardwood floors, and location, location, location!! 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1404 Actually, walk-ups are becoming quite fashionable in this area. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1405 You should know that the neighbor is a real night owl." 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
1406 You know the rule. "Elevation, elevation, elevation!" 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
1407 Isn't it exciting, Frank? We're finally getting on the property ladder! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1408 This is a compact executive studio in a vibrant, organic community. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
1409 Worth the price for that view alone 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
1410 The seller insists that girls are not allowed, but I think if we bring him the right offer he will be flexible. 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
1411 After he sold the lemonade stand, he moved on to real estate. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1412 The previous owners were snow birds. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1413 Late stage capitalism housing market 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1414 It is seasonal. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1415 Sure, it only sleeps one, but girls aren't allowed. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
1416 Best thing is, there's no HOA. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1417 It's a tearer-downer, but charming, don't you think? 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1418 We could totally flip this. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
1419 You described yourselves as upwardly mobile, so... 1.2609 0.03910 184 144 32 8
1420 And it's rent controlled! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1421 It has the open floor plan and killer views 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1422 When you both said you’re looking to branch out, this house came to mind. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1423 It's for a growing family. 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
1424 Tons of potential, and no HOA! 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1425 I still think it's weird you named him 'Sale'. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1426 No, not that Larry Bird. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1427 The previous owner was Leroy Brown. "All those downtown ladies called him Treetop Lover. All the men just called him Sir". 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
1428 Now here’s a home where you can really put down roots. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1429 You wanted to downsize. 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
1430 Millennials becoming first-time homeowners. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1431 It's a perfect starting place to build your nest egg 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
1432 It checks your boxes; View, architect built, minimal impact, and privacy. 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
1433 This is all we have in your price range. 1.2601 0.04539 173 142 17 14
1434 How much for the tree? 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1435 I also have a cozy blanket fort listing in your 400-500k price range. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1436 The previous owner hit puberty. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1437 And the canopy offers exciting expansion opportunities! 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1438 It's great 'til your first fall. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1439 And it comes with a four leaf table. 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1440 The HOA will take care of most tree maintenance. 1.2597 0.03949 181 142 31 8
1441 Interestingly, ‘girls’ weren’t allowed access to this part of the market for decades. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1442 Think of the growth potential. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1443 Do we get to keep the apples? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1444 I have a fox burrow available too, if you’re afraid of heights. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1445 A penthouse with original hardwood floors, and it's in your budget." 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1446 You know what else it doesn't have? Property taxes! 1.2589 0.03801 197 155 33 9
1447 Think of it as a penthouse. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1448 I think this is at the high end of your affordability range. 1.2586 0.04210 174 139 25 10
1449 They want all cash and no inspection. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1450 It's the only one I found in your price range. 1.2586 0.04289 174 140 23 11
1451 ...and, it's just steps from nature 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
1452 It's a little too high. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1453 ...and with today's favorable mortgage rates you'll never feel you're out on a limb ! 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1454 It’s a three step walk up 1bed no bath for $3200 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
1455 Well, you said affordability was your top criterion. 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
1456 It`s going to be hard to finance. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
1457 The neighborhood association does have a strict "No Girls Allowed" policy. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1458 It's cozy. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1459 In California, this is a starter home. 1.2582 0.04081 182 145 27 10
1460 It's the latest trend in tiny houses!" 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1461 This one keeps you safe from pirates and monsters. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1462 You’ll have the best view and the best signal! 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1463 The private equity firm that wanted me to sell it was right; money does grow on trees. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1464 This area is on the up and up 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1465 And given its location, you'll definitely save on flood insurance. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1466 The seller is hitting puberty. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1467 You said you wanted an open floor plan with original hardwood surrounded by foliage, and I think I’ve found the perfect home within your budget. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
1468 It offers a stunning view of the neighborhood none of the other houses can match. 1.2579 0.03911 159 122 33 4
1469 The previous tenants had a NO GIRLS ALLOWED clause. 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
1470 No Cats! 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1471 Off the ground is the new off the grid. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1472 The owners need to be closer to their parents. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1473 As always, it's location, location, location. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1474 On the plus side, you don't pay property tax for land. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1475 The price is lofty, but so are the views 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1476 stainless steel nails, hardwood floors and minimalist appliances 1.2576 0.04112 132 100 30 2
1477 pied a terre 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1478 Is parking included? 1.2574 0.03668 202 158 36 8
1479 Its a pied-à-tree. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1480 Finally, the perfect place to put down roots 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1481 It may seem expensive, but it's all about location, location, location. 1.2573 0.03920 171 133 32 6
1482 There's no indoor plumbing, but the views are amazing! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1483 Sure it needs some work, but you won't find a better price in this neighborhood. And the schools are great. 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
1484 It's a steal at $850,000. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1485 The view is amazing and the open concept gives it so much potential! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1486 So when our son told you this could be seller financed, did he happen to mention his allowance won't cover it, and that he doesn't actually own this tree? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1487 This plein air hideaway includes a retractable rope ladder for privacy and guest extensions for our seasonal feathered friends. 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
1488 And you could always branch out by adding a guest room. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1489 This one just became available,but the owner insisted no girls allowed 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1490 It has no bedrooms, no bath, and is unreasonably priced, but the views are phenomenal. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1491 Why? Because he wouldn't do his homework. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1492 With just a few more dollars you can even take the kids with it 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1493 It’s outside of the flood zone, and you’ll love the views. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1494 The utilities are very reasonable. 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1495 And in winter the views are amazing. 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
1496 Yes,the man with the yellow hat still lives in the main house. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1497 Here in the Hamptons, it's a steal at a million dollars 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1498 ‘Inventory is low in this neighborhood, but we found this one with a wonderful view.’ 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1499 Best views in the neighborhood 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1500 Don’t ask why live in a tree — ask why not live in a tree. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1501 The flooring is worn, but there’s solid oak underneath. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
1502 …Plus give it 100 years or so and those views are going to be simply breathtaking. 1.2557 0.03758 176 136 35 5
1503 Well, it’s a starter home. Start climbing, and soon you’ll be home. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1504 C'mon, lots of people live without a basement. 1.2556 0.03706 180 139 36 5
1505 Honey, look at the bright side, in 40 years, it will be paid off and our home could be 40 feet higher! 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1506 …and best of all, it’s carbon neutral. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1507 Well, here is a listing at Lakeview Estates that DOES fit within your budget. 1.2554 0.03815 184 144 33 7
1508 Your son said you gave him the deed when he was six and he hates to sell it, so many good memories, but he needs the cash... 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1509 It's a cozy one bedroom with original details and seasonal views. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1510 If you'd like I can show you something more in your price range? 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1511 This is an elevated studio loft suite. It has great ventilation, sunlight, and views. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1512 Solid oak floors, wood panelling, southern exposure with great ventilation. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1513 It's a little drafty, but the foundation is solid. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1514 They call it a Twee house. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1515 They're willing to cut the price, but they do stipulate No Girls Allowed. 1.2550 0.04870 149 123 14 12
1516 It’s a great starter home 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1517 This is the latest in the tiny house trend. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1518 Don’t you think this is taking this whole green thing a little too far ? 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1519 The view becomes amazing, after the fall. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
1520 Is my innocence included? 1.2548 0.03929 157 121 32 4
1521 …but the view. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
1522 This one checks all your boxes…brand new construction, lots of natural light, and a great school district! 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
1523 I legally have to tell you that the last owners were murdered by squirrels 1.2545 0.04521 165 135 18 12
1524 I know it’s a little rustic honey, but this has place has amazing views and only slightly over budget 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
1525 The view is to die for! 1.2543 0.03881 173 135 32 6
1526 You won't need flood insurance, 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
1527 We're facing a bidding war with a scurry of squirrels and a very attractive family of warblers. 1.2541 0.03930 181 143 30 8
1528 ...and the views in the Fall are really great! 1.2541 0.04125 122 92 29 1
1529 We've been seeing a lot of growth in this market." 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1530 It's the smallest home in a great school district. 1.2540 0.03744 189 148 34 7
1531 ...and you could still hold on to your nest egg. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1532 Now I know this is on the high end of your price range, but there is a lot of growth potential here. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1533 Impress your friend group with your minimalist statement house. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1534 I think your mother will love it, only three stairs! 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
1535 Open concept! Just what you ordered! 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
1536 It's in a great school district. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1537 Don't worry; it will grow on you. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1538 It'll give you deep roots in the community. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1539 It’s surrounded by nature annnnd it’s 5 square feet bigger than your Manhattan apt! 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1540 The local school district is really good. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1541 On the plus side, no need for flood insurance. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1542 And the best part, the toilet is just downstairs." 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1543 And this is the “penthouse” I’ve been talking about! 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
1544 The air conditioning is built in. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1545 I'm thinking open floor plan and a tire swing. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1546 Solid oak floor. And the view is to die for. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1547 An open-concept floor plan is all the thing now. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1548 It is a perfect summer home 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1549 That's not what I meant by "Upper West Side," Randy. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
1550 As long as the kids pay the rent, I’m sold! 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1551 And where can you still find houses in LA for under $250,000? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1552 The “No Girls!” Covenant is no longer enforceable 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1553 Until you’ve been awakened by chirping baby robins, you haven’t lived. 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
1554 I just want to remind you the zip code is 90210. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
1555 Tiny homes are very on-trend so it’s a great investment. 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
1556 It's not a treehouse it's an aboreal penthouse 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
1557 The owner is replacing the door at no charge due to the NO GiЯLS ALLOWED carving. 1.2528 0.04202 178 144 23 11
1558 Yes, it's $500k. But in this neighborhood and with these schools, its a steal! 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
1559 Our latest rental has spectacular 360 degree panoramic views, open plan kitchen & surrounded by nature. All for only $5k per month 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
1560 I've heard one of the neighbors is an old crow and the other is a little squirrely... 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1561 Stairway to Chapter 11. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1562 This is a good place to plant some roots. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1563 It doesn't come with the ladder 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1564 Think of it as a prequel to your starter house. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1565 All appliances stay. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1566 It was recently reviewed in Arboreal Digest. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1567 It’s an upper fixer upper. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1568 It's pricey, but this would be a few steps up from your blanket fort. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1569 It's entirely carbon neutral and built to withstand rising sea levels. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1570 This is the perfect home for empty nesters ! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1571 Oh, we can get someone to hammer in those step nails for you, no problem. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1572 The garden penthouse is naturally air-conditioned and offers an unmatched view of the yard." 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1573 It may be a little steep for a starter home, but it does have unusual growth potential. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1574 This is the house of the future. Cozy, and safe from the floods. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1575 Hey, a great place to get high. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1576 I know prices are going up, but homes are going up too? 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1577 It has good bones, sticks, and stones. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1578 We can all appreciate low overhead... 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1579 In a few years, it will be a beachfront property. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1580 'And here is a great opportunity to get your foot on a property ladder.' 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1581 This would be the ideal home for branching out. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1582 You wanted to downsize in retirement. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1583 It is a three board walk - up, with board approval. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
1584 You can always add an addition, and it’s in your price range. Plus—check out how big the yard is. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1585 I thought she said atrium. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1586 Remember what they say," Location, Location, Location." 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
1587 Their budget was $2 million, and they wanted a starter tree in the Hamptons. What did they choose? 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
1588 “It’s listed as a ‘Treemendous Value Starter!” 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
1589 They recently added a state of the art outhouse. 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
1590 The property is projected to steadily grow. Let’s put in an offer now before it gets too high. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
1591 It would be a few steps up from our tent. 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
1592 It's the perfect starter home, if you can get by without a garage. 1.2514 0.03842 175 137 32 6
1593 It's not much to look at but it provides a bird's eye view of the neighborhood. 1.2514 0.03787 179 140 33 6
1594 Wait until you see the neighbourhood views 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
1595 We've been wanting to downsize for awhile. 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
1596 Bug spray included. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1597 This is the only house that fits your budget. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1598 It's lovely, but we're not Swiss. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1599 On the positive side, there's no HOA. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1600 Is this your first open house? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1601 The previous owners were eleven. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1602 ...and each year your home grows larger! 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1603 Right. Just one bedroom. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1604 Mid century, modular. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1605 The open house starts today 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1606 You have to share the space with some elves, but they make great cookies. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1607 Feeling young is priceless! 1.2500 0.03708 164 126 35 3
1608 It has a lovely view and only nine hundred and twenty building code violations... 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
1609 The previous owner wrote Overstory. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1610 yes it’s a deal, but you DO have to pay for the square footage UNDER the tree 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1611 This takes Open Concept to a new level! 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1612 He wants to help out with college expenses. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1613 The location is great, but it's a little out of our price range. 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
1614 Ok so you said you were looking for a tree bedroom… 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
1615 This one's within your reach. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1616 Per the city, the legal municipal term is “TreeHome.” 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1617 Just steps away from schools, grocery store, and the ground. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1618 You can't afford not to live here. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1619 Technically it’s not zoned to allow girls but that won’t hold up in court. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1620 It’s barn board 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1621 ’For now we’re just browsing, we may be able to afford something like this when we’re 60’ 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1622 This neighborhood used to be a little seedy. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1623 It’s our up-in-the-Air BnB! 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1624 I see you were expecting the staged version. 1.2487 0.03800 189 150 31 8
1625 It's one of the few in this neighborhood with a view. 1.2485 0.03733 169 131 34 4
1626 Cozy Charming Serene Inviting Sun-drenched Tranquil Breathtaking Vibrant Secluded Renovated Contemporary Picturesque Peaceful Airy Rustic Lush Sleek Captivating...it sells itself.... 1.2485 0.04247 165 133 23 9
1627 And this is the hostile mother-in-law unit. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1628 Looks smaller from down here. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1629 Nice house. Does the tree come with it? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1630 Of course, the tree is extra should you want it. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1631 It's a Zillow Hot Home, so I'd move fast. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1632 Cozy AND a view 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1633 Great sight lines, open concept, sustainably built. Maybe a bit of a fixer upper but in your price range, this is what you can expect in this market. 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
1634 This is the upper fixer-upper. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1635 It needs a bit of work but the view is sensational. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1636 Does it come with the tree? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1637 It's a real climber upper. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1638 Oopsy... you meant the cozy cottage ‘listing on Zillow’, not the one ‘listing on a Willow’. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1639 It’s really more spacious than it looks and the view is breathtaking. The steps are included. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1640 I had heard that the housing market was on the rise. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1641 It's the latest in starter homes; at least until this market breaks" 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1642 It’s the latest in the “tiny house” movement! 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1643 We have several similar properties at our other branches. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1644 Well, the ad did say ‘environmental friendly’ 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1645 According to Mr Trump, this is a 30000 sq ft penthouse! 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1646 It needs to be spruced up a bit more, but has deep roots in the neighborhood. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1647 This will have Fido barking up the right tree. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1648 The previous owners downsized to a crate on Main and Sycamore. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1649 Second floor climb up for 2 Oreos and a pack of gold fish? I guess the bubble finally popped. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1650 So, as I said 'Close to nature'. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1651 There’s a “no girls allowed” policy, but I’m sure we can find a workaround. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1652 Only 500k and you'll make that back in no time with Airbnb. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1653 The floors are made of pine, but the wood below that is mahogany! 1.2476 0.03544 210 166 36 8
1654 This is one of our tiny house “no flood insurance required” listings. 1.2473 0.03812 182 144 31 7
1655 Do you think we can assume their mortgage? 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
1656 We put it up for my husband's mother but she decided to go to a homeless shelter instead. 1.2470 0.04476 166 137 17 12
1657 This fits your nest egg. 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
1658 We call this a modern walk-up. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1659 The good news is you won't need flood insurance. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
1660 I have to disclose that the dawn chorus is seasonal. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1661 Yeah, I gotta move. My husband was a sleep walker. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1662 The rent is a bit high, but the view is great. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1663 The owner leaves every fall…no wonder they’re selling. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1664 The exclusive membership benefits are, of course, grandfathered in. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1665 The property may lack curb appeal, but what about that open floor plan? 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1666 And you won't need a plumber. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1667 It’s technically a corner lot… 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
1668 Welp. There goes our nest egg” 1.2467 0.03893 150 116 31 3
1669 We're also renting out our kid's bedroom, if you prefer a more traditional living situation. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
1670 It's definitely flood proof! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1671 It was in your price range, but they just added the steps. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1672 The only item on the Seller's Disclosure is that the steps are not to code. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1673 It'd look a lot more impressive if you were on 'shrooms... 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1674 The ad said it's a cozy one bedroom, quiet neighborhood, with a great view of nature. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1675 His father and I both decided to nurture the realtor in him. 1.2464 0.04804 138 113 16 9
1676 What are the HOA fees? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1677 This one is special. Every window has a view. 1.2464 0.03638 207 165 33 9
1678 In this neighborhood, this is a steal. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1679 It's a definite step up from a cave. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1680 A home that will grow with your family. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1681 Welcome to House Hunters: Los Angeles. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1682 They just put a new roof on. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1683 Best and Final offers by Timmy’s bedtime and his National Geographic collection is not included in the asking price 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1684 Unfortunately there is no cell reception or WiFi, but the previous owners built a tin can and string right into the west limb. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1685 The current owners didn’t bite on our initial bid, but I think they can be swayed with an all-candy offer. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1686 No, the listing said coop, not co-op. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1687 The owners just upgraded to an HVAC system with zero environmental impact. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1688 Yes sir, the door does come separate. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1689 But I thought you told me you were bird watchers! 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1690 2022 build, renewable hardwood, eco-friendly ventilation system, and, all within budget! 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1691 If it doesn’t have quartz countertops, we’re teally not interested. 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
1692 The living space may be small, but the bathroom is literally a zillion square feet. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1693 The best panoramic views at your price range 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
1694 There's no kitchen but I'll occasionally bring you smores. 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
1695 The sellers are highly motivated to close before nap time. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1696 Harold, that's not what "houses are up" means! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1697 Tiny houses are all the rage! 1.2456 0.03600 171 132 36 3
1698 This one has 0 interest. 1.2455 0.03843 167 131 31 5
1699 Sorry we can't sell it to you, the owner said, "No girls allowed." 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
1700 The ad did say “fixer” and “upper.” 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1701 They're finally selling the house that Jack built. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1702 Of course, you should demand an inspection 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
1703 …and the en-suite has a bidet! 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1704 The price can only come down. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1705 It’s a great Starter Home for a young couple like you. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1706 Of course, we're putting in an elevator. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1707 Now we do have something smaller! 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1708 Needs work, certainly. But wouldn't you agree that this home honors its environment like few others we've seen? 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1709 A million dollars really doesn’t buy what it used to 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1710 It's virtually perfect for empty nesters. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1711 It looks small from here but you should see how big it is inside. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1712 This Midcentury modern structure gets Northern light and comes already wired with string” 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
1713 It does not however, come with the tree. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
1714 The original owner has moved on to college. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1715 Some bears checked it out but preferred the woods. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1716 The interest rate is higher than the tree 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1717 What it lacks in space, it makes up for with the views. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1718 The list price is for the tree, not the house. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1719 You'll never want to leaf. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1720 Take it or leaf it. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1721 Three hundred and fifty thousand fucking dollars. 1.2446 0.04078 184 150 23 11
1722 In this market you just have to climb til you qualify. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1723 It’s a step up!! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1724 It's got unobstructed views and is near nature, this is exactly what you're looking for! 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1725 It would make a great air B&B. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
1726 but the good side is that you're still within the most desirable zip code. 1.2439 0.03782 164 128 32 4
1727 This motherfucker… 1.2439 0.04825 164 140 8 16
1728 Sorry, another buyer called dibs. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1729 It has wonderful southern exposure. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1730 It’s the quintessential room with a view and in winter the view is even better. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
1731 Jimmy says it doesn't fit a 6 years old crypto-influencer-entrepreneur, so he put it for sale 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1732 You said you wanted something on the higher end 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
1733 This used to be for the birds. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
1734 I can give you the secret password to go inside. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1735 While there is no garage, the views are spectacular! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1736 This is all I could find in your price range. 1.2434 0.03734 152 117 33 2
1737 It takes the small house concept up to the next level. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1738 In terms of timing the market, winter is tough. 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
1739 And the best thing is that the bathroom is directly over the neighbor's composter 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1740 Well, it is a nice neighborhood, and it is in our budget. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1741 Well, at least no children can temporarily stay in the basement. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
1742 And, your parents will finally leave you alone. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
1743 This going to go above asking. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
1744 Probably someone who lives above their means 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1745 It's a great opportunity. The owners are downsizing. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
1746 And the toilet water 💦 helps the tree 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1747 HOA is a little high, but it’s the only property in this town in flood zone C. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1748 We have a very motivated seller - he's about to leave for college. 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
1749 Did I mention the granite countertops? 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1750 For those who can’t afford a Tiny home! 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1751 I admit it's only a starter home, but think of the add on possibilities. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1752 Just wait till you see the view. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
1753 It doesn't get better than this. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1754 Sure, it needs a bit of work. But think of the 'tiny homes' cachet. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1755 It will be very cozy for the two of you and the renovation work could get you on HGTV! 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1756 It's a REAL upper-fixer 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1757 I told you it was "nestled in nature." 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1758 And Doug, here in the back is the in-law suite with separate entrance that you asked about. They will LOVE the privacy. 1.2426 0.04071 169 136 25 8
1759 It’s at the high end of your price range. 1.2426 0.04071 169 136 25 8
1760 I know you said walk-ups were out, but would you consider a climb-up? 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
1761 This charming, open-air starter home with so much potential… 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1762 You’ll love the nest-door neighbors. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1763 You said you were looking for a wooded setting with a view. 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
1764 It may not feel like a home now, but it will grow on you! 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
1765 We are calling it 'vintage mancave.' 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
1766 we said we didn't want a walk-up... 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
1767 Your carbon footprint would be virtually negative… 1.2422 0.05172 128 107 11 10
1768 It was accidently grandfathered under the new California Additional Dwelling Unit law. The comps have it a 3.2 million. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1769 "A rustic charm with a great view... 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1770 City Hall is planning to make all tree homes sub dividable as well. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1771 In today’s market, it’ll go fast! 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
1772 it was the mother in law suite but now we rent it as an air bnb. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
1773 Both a clubhouse and penthouse that effortlessly brings nature into the home.” 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1774 The seller is very mature for his age. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1775 It's really a great investment... It's only going to go up. 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1776 I’m sorry, but the HOA has a strict “No Girls Allowed” policy. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1777 This is the shortest stairway to heaven. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1778 The owner is forced to sell - she needs to finance her kindergarten fees. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1779 It's already passed a cootie inspection. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1780 I know it looks small but you aren't going to find a better deal on a carbon-neutral loft in this school district. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1781 It does have excellent views! 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1782 Mr. Watterson is selling because his son Calvin grew up and moved away. 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
1783 I am required to disclose that prior occupant reported an infestation of cooties. 1.2411 0.04817 141 117 14 10
1784 This is one of the affordable housing act homes. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1785 I just thought we'd go out on a limb and take a look. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
1786 It’s a step up from the others. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1787 This empty nester won’t cost you your nest egg 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1788 It's in an exciting new category -- the Upper Fixer! 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1789 They love it but they just became empty nesters. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1790 It has its disadvantages but the view is treemendous 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1791 It's nice, but where will the maid sleep? 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1792 It’s the only thing that fits your budget 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
1793 He ran out of allowance money awaiting city permit approval. 1.2402 0.03660 179 141 33 5
1794 It comes complete with a rake, a pail, and a white flag. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1795 ... and here we have the master bedroom. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1796 For a walk-up it’s very airy 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1797 You won’t find a more spectacular view of the Nelson’s garage at this price. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1798 Makes a perfect mother-in-law suite. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1799 Van life is so 2022. Boho tree life is where it’s at. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1800 It's a cute upper fixer. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1801 Have you seen the shower? It's a hose with a sprinkler head! 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1802 The sellers have decided to downsize. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
1803 That's what a 25-year loan at current rates is going to get you these days. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
1804 It’s a few steps up from your previous place. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1805 We thought we’d never move, but when our youngest left for college, the house began to feel so empty. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
1806 It’ll make you feel like a kid! 1.2397 0.03925 146 114 29 3
1807 For the guest bedroom and moat you’ll have to use your imagination a little. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1808 At night? Just pee out the window. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1809 But you'll always be off the grid. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1810 Not quite the fixer upper we had in mind” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1811 If you'd like to have the foundation inspected, I know a good arborist. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1812 Your neighbors are nuts” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1813 We all start somewhere 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1814 A Tree Grows a House In Brooklyn 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1815 It’s above the market. 1.2395 0.03625 167 130 34 3
1816 As the only new construction in this red-hot neighborhood, I suggest you bid high and fast. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
1817 It is pricey but you would be on the top floor. 1.2394 0.04680 142 117 16 9
1818 Your childhood dream home can finally be yours. Can you afford to pass this up? 1.2394 0.03862 142 110 30 2
1819 I heard Mark's kids flipped this one... 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1820 What’s the weight limit? 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1821 If you insist on a bathroom, that will be another 700,000. 1.2391 0.04885 138 115 13 10
1822 It's the only listing under $1 million 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1823 It's move-in ready 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
1824 What else would you expect for $2 million in Berkeley? 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1825 It’s only a one story walk up 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1826 Location, squirrels, location! 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
1827 Think of the statement you make which says “We take climate change seriously! 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
1828 Of course, you’re paying for the view. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1829 How hard would it be to add a pool? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1830 The previous owner was Keebler Inc. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1831 This tiny house/tree house combo with an open floor plan and authentic wood floors is in your price range. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1832 Hey, look, it's a step up from renting. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
1833 I think it's a good starter home, don't you? 1.2387 0.03893 155 122 29 4
1834 The kids come with it 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
1835 It's the perfect pied-à-tree. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1836 It is smaller than we were hoping for, but does fit our retirement budget. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1837 Just think, in a few decades the views will be priceless! 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1838 I’m excited to show you this early example of biophilic architecture. I know you’re going to love it 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1839 It comes with a modular living space and nature-controlled HVAC system" 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
1840 If you can match their projected college tuition, the owners will throw in a ladder. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1841 Bart moved on 1.2384 0.03604 151 116 34 1
1842 It has a great view of the neighborhood. 1.2384 0.03744 172 136 31 5
1843 The front stairs need some work, but the view is to die for. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1844 Does it come with the girly magazines? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1845 My son has twelve offers already, and is starting a cryptocurrency company. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1846 Think of it as your first rung on the real estate ladder. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1847 It’s an open concept 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
1848 And if you ever want kids, there are a bunch that play here every afternoon. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1849 Some of the best views in the neighborhood. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1850 You said you were looking for indoor/outdoor living 1.2381 0.03655 147 113 33 1
1851 Now there's no front door...and I know that was on your list 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
1852 We didn’t realise we built it on an acorn 25 years ago 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1853 Looks kinda squirrely to me! 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
1854 This one has an expansive view of the neighboring yards, but you would need to add another level since there are no girls allowed. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1855 And if the seas do rise... 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1856 Maybe if we each get a second job... 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1857 Like I said... Eco-friendly, open floor plan, & easy access. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1858 what do you expect for a million bucks in Carmel??? 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1859 The perfect spot for certain house guests. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1860 Yes but they're friendly squirrels 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
1861 This charming, airy, one-story walk-up was formerly owned by the neighborhood boys Pirates Club. As a sweetener, they will throw-in two secret decoder rings . . . 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
1862 The easement is negotiable 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1863 The owner requested that you not touch his baseball card and chewing gum collections. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
1864 No, actually, this is listed as an "upper fixer". 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1865 It was designed and built by the renowned juvenile architect "Timmy the Big Booger Butt. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1866 I heard the sellers had to evict their eight-year-old son—must've been a tough conversation. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1867 Think of it as returning to your roots. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
1868 You'll save a bundle on flood insurance. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
1869 I very few properties have this growth potential. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
1870 It was an Airbnb but the neighborhood association made that impossible now. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1871 The indoor -outdoor blend, the floating staircase, it doesn't get more modern or green than this. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1872 There is no indoor plumbing, but the owners said that you can use their parents bathroom if you really have to go. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1873 Is it a treehouse, or is it just a house in a tree? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1874 other than the Treehouse Homeowners monthly fee, there are few other expenses...well, except for the Bird Association's dues, which are mandatory for all occupants of trees.... 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1875 'It has won several Green Building awards." 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1876 A "NO ADMISHEN WITHOUT SEECRET PASSWORD" sign and security is guaranteed. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1877 The previous owners flew south for the winter. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1878 Apparently it used to be a bachelor pad. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1879 The listing states the ADU comes with a 50 year lease on the tree. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
1880 Indeed it's ideal for our summer home but we're looking for something without steps. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1881 We're calling it an upper-fixer-upper. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1882 The listing did say it was a 10 year old construction, in fact, Jimmy's twelve now and moved on to soapbox derby. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1883 Is this a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1884 It could definitely use a woman's touch, as the previous owner had a strict "No girls allowed" policy. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1885 We’re hoping the next owner will continue to maintain its landmark status. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1886 It is a high rise with a degree of privacy that beats any equivalently sized condo. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
1887 The previous owners are now in high school. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1888 We're proud to be part of the burgeoning Tiny House movement! 1.2357 0.03875 140 109 29 2
1889 Welcome to my new ADU 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1890 You would be sharing bathroom facilities with two Rottweilers and a Shiatsu. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1891 On a positive note, you can always branch out 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1892 I would never consider moving into a high-rise building without an elevator 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1893 I’m going out on a limb with this next viewing 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1894 It's eco-friendly." 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
1895 Great price for a second-floor walk up. 1.2357 0.03630 157 122 33 2
1896 And I challenge you to find another penthouse at anywhere near this price. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
1897 This one is just slightly over your price range. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1898 Who keeps putting this for sale sign in front of my house? 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
1899 The previous owners were nuts. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1900 Housing codes are really loosening up. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1901 Let’s put an offer in now so another couple doesn’t swoop in and steal your Empty Nest Dream Home! 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1902 Your investment will grow! 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1903 This one really sends the message that you're upwardly mobile. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1904 I know windows AND doors were on your “must have” list but in this market it’s all about compromise. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1905 But you said you wanted a beech house? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1906 And, we'll throw in a secret decoder ring! 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1907 Jimmy went to college, so we’re downsizing. 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
1908 Just think, no more HOA fees. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
1909 The HOA will chirp up if you don’t keep the birdfeeders full at all times 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
1910 It's the only house left in the neighborhood 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1911 Well, the ad was supposed to read "upper," not "fixer-upper. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1912 We loved every day of our life here…. until my husband started sleepwalking. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1913 Indoor plumbing is out of your rice range. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1914 Due to the housing shortage, the TIny House market is hot-hot-hot! It's a steal at $300,000. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
1915 Your investment here will only grow. 1.2346 0.03668 162 127 32 3
1916 Welcome to Cupertino, CA. It's small yet cozy. Room for growth. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1917 Given housing prices, $750,000 is a steal. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1918 If you don't like the neighborhood, an arborist I know can ball and transplant it for you. It's extra, you know. 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
1919 Yes, we listed it as a dream house. Most people have dreamed of this since they were ten. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1920 The previous owners tried to finance this with a lemonade stand, but I think if you keep up with your chores they should cover the payments. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1921 And this home can double as a boat dock seasonally. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1922 My husband can fix the stairs. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1923 It's a 'Build It Yourself-er' 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1924 Heard of forest bathing? 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1925 Perfect spot for an Airbnb 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1926 Perfect for the empty nest syndrome. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1927 .... and the firewood for your fireplace is free...... 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1928 You’re the only ones who realized I’m just selling the sign. 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
1929 It’s one bed one bird bath. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
1930 Not only is it rent controlled, but it's in your price range! 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
1931 Under our HOA's new inclusivity policy, girls are now allowed. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1932 It’s small but it’s got a great view. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
1933 Plus, it comes with carbon credits! 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1934 I'm sorry, but the owners have a strict "No Girls Allowed" contingency on the sale of the house. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1935 You’re right. Litterally detached. 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
1936 This one is in a wonderful tree-lined neighborhood and is just steps away from all the amenities. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1937 For a small down payment, you can make this tree house your tree home. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1938 The Feng Shui is awesome! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1939 On the plus side it’s in a very prestigious zip code. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1940 That house is for the birds! 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1941 It makes a terrific IntheAirbnb. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1942 And it comes with a great view of everyone's backyards! 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1943 Comes with a great view of your neighbor’s backyard. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1944 As advertised, "cozy & airy!" 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1945 LEED platinum-certified; and a little drafty, but really cannot beat the views. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1946 My client is willing to negotiate on payment. They’re currently accepting comic books, trading cards, or a lifetime obligation of doing their homework. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1947 The hardwood foundation is eco-friendly. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1948 « Your inner child will be so happy here » 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1949 It's perfect for upwardly-mobile buyers like you. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
1950 Welcome to the first step on the property ladder. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1951 Consider it a penthouse 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
1952 Think of it. No ecological footprint guilt! 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1953 Thinking it may be a problem with ADA ? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1954 Comes with a very good energy efficiency rating. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1955 It's perfect for empty nesters. Caw me if you're interested. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
1956 That's the 'bonus room' 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1957 I know there are some cons, but you will get a terrific rate on flood insurance. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1958 It’s within commuting distance and you won’t hear him snore. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1959 the seller will be here when she finishes her nap 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1960 I know this one is a little pricey, but it was once occupied by the Keebler Elves. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1961 And, it's in an excellent school district. 1.2320 0.03957 125 97 27 1
1962 I suggest we make a counter offer, and ask the seller to include the Ouija Board and Zip Line. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1963 Well it’s a 3 rung walk up, no elevator…. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1964 If you don't like the neighbors, it's transplantable 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
1965 I know it's rustic, but what about the open floor plan? 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
1966 I love the passive design, but the neighbors seem squirrelly. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1967 The second floor houses a private club, but the ground floor is wide open. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1968 I don't think this is what mother had in mind. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1969 You won’t believe the view. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1970 Mind you, it will need a door before you can Airbnb it. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1971 It's the latest in "elevated property." 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1972 ...and in five to ten years, you'll have a view of the ocean. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1973 You did say you were open to a walk-up. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1974 For the million dollars, could you throw in a door? 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1975 But honey, think of what a nightmare allergy season will be. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1976 Can you believe how high the housing market keeps going 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1977 If you think of it as bucolic or rustic, you won't miss lack of running water." 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1978 With Climate Change, It'll be worth a fortune. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1979 It’s the perfect tiny house with a view! 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1980 You can put in a chair lift with the money you save on flood insurance " 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
1981 They’re downsizing because they are empty-nesters. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1982 It's perfect for buyers looking to downsize in a seller's market. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1983 "It's the green-energy home of the future." 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1984 It's $100,000: 1,000 for the house and 90,000 for the insurance." 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
1985 The roof was replaced last year, but the stairs are vintage orange crate. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1986 One problem: there are no girls allowed. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1987 Cabin in the Sky might be overselling it a bit. 1.2308 0.03937 169 137 25 7
1988 The sellers are empty nesters who are downsizing. 1.2308 0.03733 156 123 30 3
1989 It's rumored there are rare Pokemon cards hidden somewhere in it 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1990 This is the typical starter home for first time buyers. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1991 You guys wanna see a dead body? 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1992 It’s all about the view. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1993 "What do you expect for a million dollars?" 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
1994 You can take my word for it when I say that there are no empty nest issues to worry about with this home. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1995 It may not be much to look at but it is the only one that meets your budget! 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
1996 We could branch out into this type of investment and spruce it up for an Airbnb… 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1997 And this is the penthouse suite. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1998 The HOA fees are only two peanut butter sandwiches a month. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1999 Sure, yeah, t's a tear-down. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2000 IS THERE AN ELEVATOR? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2001 It’s perfect for our parents when they retire! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2002 It will look bigger after pruning 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2003 You may need to raise it. I have some one flying in tomorrow with a higher bid.” 1.2299 0.04027 174 143 22 9
2004 Sure, it needs plumbing upgrades. But look at all of the natural lighting. 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
2005 The neighborhood is really up and coming. 1.2298 0.03659 161 127 31 3
2006 The house needs work, but it's the best tree in the neighborhood. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
2007 It's all about elevation, elevation, elevation. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
2008 You want four steps? That''ll be three hundred dollars. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
2009 The fourth wall really sets this one apart 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
2010 We didn't want any steps. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2011 It’s termite and woodpecker proof, and will last another 100 years. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2012 And don’t forget that you can always refinance. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2013 "The current owners are looking to downsize." 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2014 It is hard to find a yard this large in this neighborhood. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2015 You'll be pleased by the property taxes. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
2016 Don't worry, this is just the base model 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
2017 How many times did you tell me you wanted an open space design? 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
2018 ….and you will have the best cell phone reception in the town 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
2019 With this property, ADU stands for arboreal dwelling unit! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2020 Reasonably priced! This one room walk—up is a mere $3,000 a month. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
2021 So The Giving Tree finally sold out to the unstoppable force of gentrification. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2022 Does it have central air? 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
2023 Mom had to move into assisted living after her fall, so we’re selling the place, 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2024 The neighbors do get a little noisy, but only on a 17-year cycle. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2025 It isn't much, but minimalism is all the rage these days. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2026 We're the ultimate 'empty-nesters' 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
2027 An ideal property for the young, upwardly mobile types. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2028 At your age, you should get one with fewer rungs. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
2029 And this recent listing has an ultra open concept living area. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
2030 It's a little more than the last house, but it's a better location 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2031 It’s a room and it comes with a view . Rope ladder not included. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
2032 Think of it as a three-step program towards financial independence. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
2033 Sorry, this one-bedroom unit is zoned “no girls allowed.” 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
2034 ....And It's a great home for ornithologists. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
2035 Can we add another room without a permit? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
2036 All the squirrels moving into the area have caused the prices to go up. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
2037 Out of all the homes we viewed this has the best Feng Shui. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
2038 Think of the possibilities! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
2039 Well it’s in your price range and I didn’t lie about the view. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
2040 It has a dry basement 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
2041 i really wanted to live in a maple rather than an oak tree, but it DOES have wi-fi! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2042 It comes with a no children allowed clause too. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2043 We call it "The Up-Sizer." 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2044 The architect will be back from kindergarten soon if you have any questions 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2045 It’s rustic and cozy and, best of all, it’s in your price range 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
2046 For an extra fifty thousand, it comes with a mailbox 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
2047 I bet they could put one of those stairclimber things in for your mother. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
2048 Do you have a problem with squirrels? Cause you're gonna get some squirrels. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2049 The upside is that it's affordable. The downside is that it's affordable. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2050 It’s one bedroom and infinite bathrooms. 1.2281 0.05292 114 96 10 8
2051 Your neighbors are a very nice mourning dove and robin. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2052 The previous owner was Bart Simpson 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2053 This should fit within your budget. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
2054 It's an organic, first floor walk up with and A+ environmental rating -- perfect for downsizing. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2055 Why are they selling? The owner is leaving for college. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
2056 Think of it as an address in the Hamptons. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2057 It’s bigger than the last place we saw 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2058 I recommend that you get in at the ground level. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2059 It’s a second-story climb up. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2060 You'll save on air conditioning! 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
2061 I found it perfect for my in-laws." 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
2062 Yes, in YOUR backyard 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
2063 I love it. Sorry dear, this for me only. No boys allowed! 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
2064 Come winter, you have 360 degree views of the yard. 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2065 But the view outweighs the plumbing problem. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2066 Former owners just needed more space as they approached puberty. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2067 Yes, to our kids it was their treehouse. But for the real estate listing it is an "ADU with a view". 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2068 It's in an up and coming area called Upindatree and the seller, Joey Jr, is very motivated to sell so he can get a new bike. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
2069 And this, dear friends, is our back to nature special! 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
2070 You won't find a better offer in this neck of the woods! 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
2071 The garden is south-facing 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2072 Can this be made handicap accessible? 1.2270 0.04000 185 154 20 11
2073 When the kids used this, we should’ve charged rent. 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
2074 Better act fast, owner says he might convert it into an Air-b-n-b 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
2075 TREE" house, not "free" house 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
2076 This style is called millennial modern 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
2077 You know ,this will be perfect for John after our divorce. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2078 The owners will sell for a birdsong. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2079 They had a sub-pine mortgage" 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2080 We see these houses coming to market after an electrical storm. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2081 The current owner is willing to leave the furniture for the right price. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2082 It'll get a good price; it's an original Airbnb. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
2083 I wanted to show an option that’s comparable to your current square footage in the city 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
2084 The previous owner is motivated to sell -- he's grounded and the new "Call of Duty" comes out soon. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2085 He’s willing to throw in a stack of old skin mags. 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
2086 I'd be great for your downsizing parents. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2087 The fall foliage around this property is outstanding. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2088 Now, this particular home sits on a beautiful 50-year-old oak tree. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
2089 In addition to a discount on your flood insurance, you'll also be eligible for a renewable energy tax credit. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2090 At $325,000 this is a steal. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
2091 Actually this one was just purchased by three kids in a trenchcoat. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2092 The nine-year-old who owns it is no longer into loft living. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
2093 I’m telling you, the Zestimate on this place is $600k! 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
2094 And in a storm no worries of a tree falling on your house 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
2095 The square footage isn’t great, but the view into the neighbor’s spacious backyard is amazing. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
2096 When it gets cold, you’ll come into the house and sleep with me. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
2097 It's still classed as 'turn key', even without a door. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2098 Small but it's got a great view. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2099 The location is fantastic and the price is fair. But it is, unfortunately, listed as No Girls Allowed." 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2100 Great growth potential. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2101 It’s 1.2 with a great view and plenty of natural light. 1/2 bath at the corner gas station. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
2102 Are your kids trying to tell you something? 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
2103 I prefer to call it a penthouse. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2104 No fossil fuels. Runs entirely on wind and solar. 1.2254 0.03583 173 138 31 4
2105 The view is simply unbeatable. It makes the property worth the exorbitant price! 1.2254 0.03792 142 112 28 2
2106 The seller is prepared to give you the house in exchange for working at his lemonade stand this summer. 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
2107 At $3,000 a month, you're not going to beat this deal in Manhattan. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
2108 In this economy? 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
2109 This cozy, pet friendly home offers a stunning view of the sideyard. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
2110 It has a big fenced in yard for entertaining! 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
2111 So, it's not just the potato chip bags having 'Shrinkflation".. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2112 It’s been in the family for years 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2113 There’s no down payment required plus it comes with bathroom and kitchen privileges. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2114 Don't worry about the fall. The colors are beautiful. 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
2115 Let's say we throw in a new tire swing as a house warming gift 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2116 It's available and in your price range! 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2117 Not right now but in a few years you can add on. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2118 We’ve narrowed it down to this one and the 20-room mansion on the beach 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2119 The floor is original hardwood. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2120 Hey, I know it's basic, but you're pre-approved by the bank! 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
2121 And this is a flex studio in Arboreal Heights. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2122 The previous tenants flew the coop. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
2123 Think of the view. 1.2248 0.03850 129 101 27 1
2124 And, it's great for spying on neighbors! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
2125 The seller has agreed to cover the cost of a secret alphabet encoder and a month's worth of snacks. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
2126 I heard houses were going up. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
2127 The owner just started kindergarten 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
2128 Perfect bird's eye view. 1.2245 0.03586 147 115 31 1
2129 It's got the Macaulay Culkin seal of approval 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
2130 Shipping containers are so 2010s 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2131 And ... and ... it just got a new roof! 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
2132 Unfortunately, there are No Girls Allowed. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
2133 New listing: Wake up amongst the birds. Private, breezy, and serene stand alone unit. Utilities not included. Pets considered with an extra deposit. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
2134 The bond is one thousand acorns 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2135 Yes, I will accept two percent. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
2136 It's a fixer-upper perched on a solid wood foundation. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
2137 The difficult access is one thing, but the full bathroom being in the house next door is more problematic. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2138 This next one is a perfect little house in the woods, and I think it might be in your price range! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2139 Well, it is a step up from our last place. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2140 Mom passed on and we just don't need it ant more. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2141 You won't find another rustic cabin surrounded by trees at this price point. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2142 Obviously it’s perfect for empty nesters. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2143 It's a great chance to climb the property ladder. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2144 This comes with a great view of your neighbor's exposed brick façade, 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2145 And they say that the basement never floods. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
2146 It’s an excellent place to put down roots 1.2239 0.03767 134 105 28 1
2147 Not to get too metaphysical, but nowadays aren't we all living out on a limb? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2148 We've already received several all-cash offers from private equity firms. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
2149 It’s all about location. 1.2239 0.04695 134 112 14 8
2150 I tried to evict Billy but they just did an episode about squatter’s rights on Sesame Street. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2151 We've had a lot of interest in this one, mainly from the neighbourhood kids and millennial couples with median salaries. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
2152 This house has good bones and it's on a tree-lined block. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
2153 This is our best starter home for under a million dollars to get you into home ownership! 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
2154 And it's all on one level. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
2155 Just think of the view! 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
2156 And the mother-in-law suite is an actual birdhouse. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2157 It's a second floor walk-up with a view. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2158 Would you like to have a look inside? I've got the password right here. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2159 It's completely organic. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2160 So, where should we put the hottub? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2161 Fully detached and owned by a non-smoker. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2162 It will be like revisiting your childhood, but with an interest rate that will bleed you dry. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2163 Of course! Your Porta-Potty attaches securely to that branch! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2164 Fixer Upper with a view! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2165 Activist built, minimalist protest model, protects foundational tree it is perched on, comes with tree-hugger conviction, eco-centric values, and ambient climate change fueled heating and cooling system, HOA established by avian and rodent cohabitants, covenants enforced by local municipality, outdoor rain shower, sporadic cat security system, bring your own bucket.” 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2166 I’ll stay here and give you some privacy. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
2167 This is the perfect solution to your house guest problem. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
2168 Do you think it has wifi? 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
2169 Tiny houses are all the rage now. 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
2170 They got worried and moved to Canada. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
2171 i love a fixxauppa tree ! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
2172 The listing says the schools are dumb, but the lawn has cootie protection. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
2173 It's a bit over your budget, but you are paying for the views. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2174 For the couple addicted to HGTV renovation shows. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
2175 The seller has disclosed that the property has a history of cooties. 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
2176 Yes! It does come with free parking, but it's a limit of 2 bikes or 3 big wheels" 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2177 House sold separately 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2178 Just so you know, I’m not showing this house to just anybody. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
2179 It's cozy, surrounded by tree, and perfect for empty nesters. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2180 And property taxes are less than ten thousand a year 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
2181 Don’t look at me…She’s YOUR friend! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2182 I guess this is what they mean about real estate going up! 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
2183 Thanks for coming to the open house, but there are already 3 bidders above asking 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
2184 Yeah, we tried, but we’d end up with splinters every time. 1.2222 0.03885 126 99 26 1
2185 Imagine the view in 20 years! 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2186 And here's House #3. Bob, you wanted to be out of the flood zone, and Helen, it's the rustic style you love. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
2187 Hmmm, that’s a bit steep 1.2222 0.04272 153 127 18 8
2188 This house has 'flipper' written all over it! 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
2189 They did say it was an open floor plan with a view. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2190 We could get a Stair Lift. 1.2222 0.03885 126 99 26 1
2191 With this location and in this market, I'd go in above asking. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2192 It's a step up from where we are now! 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
2193 It's ideal for lovers and huggers. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
2194 Here are the three steps towards living the high life! 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
2195 The owner of the property is downsizing 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
2196 Oh, I see. So this is what fixer upper means. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
2197 I heard the neighbours can be a bit chirpy. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
2198 It's a one bedroom, one birdbath. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2199 Well, the ad SAID “airy, open floor-plan penthouse in a leafy neighborhood.” 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2200 Oh great shape. It was only used for meetings and the occasional night out. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2201 It’s all about the location 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2202 It really brings the outdoors, in. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2203 It's a fixer-upper, just needs a little paint. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2204 Your mansion in the sky! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2205 ... with beautiful bird's eye views. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2206 It has spectacular treetop views. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2207 I understand you’re downsizing but the kids will still enjoy a visit. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2208 I'll admit the propertree tax is a little high but you can offset that with the cordage. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
2209 So you mean to say a tree grew under the house ? 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
2210 And don’t forget the potential for syrup production 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
2211 The owner is a kid but she's willing to do owner-financing. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
2212 It's a perfect starter home for someone without a job and no prospects who wishes to retire early. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
2213 They’re asking $1 million, but with the Hamptons rental income it’ll pay for itself. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2214 We like to call it a tiny house with a view." 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2215 It’s the ultimate in affordable housing. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2216 It comes with hot and cold maple syrup! 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2217 It's a few steps above your standard entry-level home. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
2218 Absolutely zero Radon! 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2219 What it lacks in technology it makes up for with the view... 1.2206 0.03569 136 106 30 0
2220 On the plus side, no flood insurance needed. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2221 It's called upward mobility. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2222 This is the best available home in your price range. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
2223 "And the fall foliage is spectacular!" 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2224 I’m sorry, you were the second highest bid, just behind the Keeblers at $3.6. They’re opening up a new branch. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2225 Now even outhouses are on the market. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2226 The tree is a separate listing and the squirrel association is VERY persnickety. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2227 It’s just a starter home until the real estate bubble bursts. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2228 Elevation, elevation, elevation!” 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2229 This one’s a bit outside your budget, too. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2230 Yeah, Little Johnny has started to dabble in real estate. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2231 It's a million five. They're going quickly. (Oh, wait. Was this caption supposed to be funny? Sorry.) 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2232 The HOA wants me to remind you to keep the branches trimmed 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2233 We’re calling it a nouveau Raised Ranch. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2234 The previous owner had a show on Fox 1.2203 0.05126 118 100 10 8
2235 Wow, a walk-up we can finally afford! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2236 The website said "open house" but this is literally an open house. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2237 And it comes with an outhouse. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
2238 It is a perfect home for bird watchers! 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
2239 Think of it as your beach house for rising sea levels. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
2240 You did say the sky is the limit. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
2241 You two wanted to nest ... so ... 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2242 What this house needs is solar panels. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2243 Oh yes. I forgot to mention. It's a "Boy's Only" treehouse. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2244 Bird's eye view is on the house and in the house. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2245 It’s in the tiny home segment 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
2246 Will you be paying cash or Pokémon cards? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2247 The ad CLEARLY STATES. 1st Floor/Walk-Up. 1.2195 0.04153 164 137 18 9
2248 Let's start with the pluses - the cell phone service is crème de la crème. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
2249 I’d buy it, but the nails are bent. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2250 The floors are real wood. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2251 The average annual growth rate in this area is 6 inches." 1.2194 0.04416 155 131 14 10
2252 Back on earth means you'll have to start shaving again. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
2253 And the bird's nest in the back would make a perfect ADU. 1.2192 0.03700 146 116 28 2
2254 The views are even better in winter. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2255 The seller has been highly motivated since their allowance was cut. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2256 On-budget, open-concept, with panoramic views and lots of natural light… . 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
2257 This location is certainly a step up. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
2258 It’s the perfect Man Cave. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2259 The Home Owners Association Dues are 150 for ground keeping and other services. 1.2190 0.03694 137 108 28 1
2260 I did promise you a high-rise. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2261 It’s an ornithologist special 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
2262 Going out on a limb here… 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
2263 The price is pretty good for a one bedroom/no bath. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2264 I call it an Air Bees 'N more Bees. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
2265 Room with a view! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2266 The tree and the backyard aren’t included in the sale. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2267 Believing they finally found their dream home, they later discovered — the hard way — that the house was perched above an old G.I. Joe burial ground. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2268 You have to use your imagination. 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
2269 It’s a rickety, poorly built treehouse, and the asking price is $350,000.00. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
2270 It’s a bit drafty in the winter months but the views are spectacular when the leaves change and then fall off. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
2271 I know we said no walk-ups but this is such a great location. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2272 This property comes with a mother-in-law tree house. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2273 I just love the mature landscaping on this one. 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
2274 This is definitely an investment that will keep growing. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2275 It's way above the market. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2276 A little paint, a little TLC. A real bargain at $699,000. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2277 It's a perfect starter home for the upwardly mobile. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
2278 And the 2-car garage is in that hedge. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
2279 It comes with natural sunlight. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2280 There's other empty nesters interested so you'll have to act fast. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2281 As is." 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2282 It’s a zero bathroom. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2283 Our HOA allows one vacation rental unit. Ours is the only one with a view 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
2284 The HOA fees are negligible, really. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2285 It's a fourth-floor climb-up but the yard views are spectacular! 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
2286 Who cares about the mortgage rate. There is no HOA. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
2287 The asking price is an Xbox and 20 pints of ice cream. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2288 It's not just the property values that are climbing up in this neighborhood. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
2289 The owner will even cover the cost of the home inspection. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
2290 The listing did say ‘Set on a tree lined street’. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
2291 The previous owner grew old and can't enjoy it anymore. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2292 Imagine. You'll be much closer to nature. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
2293 It's a few steps up from our old place. 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
2294 You're right, the roof leaks a bit. Two and a half million? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2295 It's not just a tree house, it's also a free house. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2296 Should you need more incentive, I've been told that at the closing the seller will furnish the buyer with a map showing the locations of more than 100 acorns that are hidden throughout the yard. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2297 We'll need a ramp when we are old. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2298 yes, I'm selling this heirloom property that my parents bequeathed me, I take cash only and you're the 17th couple to see it today. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2299 Sure, its small, but you could easily open it up by knocking out that wall...then knock out the other walls, remove the tree and put up a nice brick Georgian. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
2300 Whatd'ya think?? 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
2301 The perfect marriage between New York and your budget. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
2302 I know, it's one of those tiny houses 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2303 We can always install a ramp. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2304 Sorry, but the seller says no girls allowed. 1.2171 0.03876 175 145 22 8
2305 This is currently the best house in the market 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
2306 Did it pass the termite inspection? 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2307 The floor plan is fully open concept and the views are the best in the neighborhood 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
2308 And don’t forget the savings on flood insurance. . . . 1.2171 0.03806 129 102 26 1
2309 It's the cheapest walk-up in the area. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2310 It’s the trendy rustic farmhouse style…eco-friendly and low maintenance with great views. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2311 No, it's not a fixer upper. This is the epitome of minimalist, back-to-nature chic. I suggest offering well over asking price." 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2312 ... with the rising oceans it's sure to increase in value. And it will float! 1.2168 0.03732 143 114 27 2
2313 Hey, rustic themes and tiny homes are trending! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2314 All that is true. But you will NEVER get water in the basement. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2315 Schools have a great reputation in this community. In fact, the seller is attending close by. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2316 Welcome to your new buyer commission rate home! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2317 The seller’s motivated; his mom got a new job out of state. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2318 ……And never a wet basement. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2319 It's carbon neutral and your neighbor is a very wise great horned owl. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
2320 You have to see the basement." 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
2321 This option lets in a lot of natural light. And they're throwing in a free swing! 1.2164 0.03571 134 105 29 0
2322 With the way the housing market is looking - this will go for 250,000 easy 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2323 And the flood insurance rates are very affordable. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
2324 It's a deal. Now, you can take it away or you can lease the tree. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2325 The architect? Oh yes, he lives next door! His name is Bradley. Would you believe he is just six?? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2326 Hardwood? In this economy? 1.2162 0.03656 148 118 28 2
2327 High-rise with a view and a good neighborhood… your kids will love it! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2328 . It's tough to find something this affordable in the California market. 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
2329 The kids will love it, but I’m not sure about your folks. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2330 Umm, good question. Yes, it is absolutely up to code. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2331 I thought you said this house is ADA compliant? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2332 With your budget in this economy, this is the best I can do. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
2333 :Honey, think about the views!" 1.2154 0.03781 130 103 26 1
2334 Small House With A View" ? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
2335 If you're willing to skip inspection, this charming studio fits your budget and is in the school district you wanted. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
2336 The view is spectacular. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
2337 We just have to clear the sale with Bart & Millhouse. 1.2152 0.04338 158 134 14 10
2338 Cozy, great view, no grass to cut, and best of all , not enough room for visiting relatives. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2339 Jimmy is firm on price. Twenty Pokemon cards, or no deal. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2340 The view is fantastic! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2341 True, it doesn’t have electricity or running water, but you do get a secret handshake, a Keep Out Sign, and lifelong membership to the No Losers Allowed Club. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2342 We do have an open door policy 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
2343 What did you expect when you said, ‘We can’t go over one million’? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2344 Yuppies? Yes, the previous owner was both young AND upwardly mobile . 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2345 It's a mere three steps up 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
2346 This is what fits your budget at todays interest rates 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
2347 When you guys said the prices were giving you vertigo, I thought of this listing 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
2348 "The natural rustic look is trending on Pinterest." 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2349 ‘So…. The ad said the bathroom is detached?’ 1.2143 0.04509 140 118 14 8
2350 The Heights aren't for everyone. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
2351 And the Air BNB is grandfathered in. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
2352 It's the perfect starter home for empty nesters like you. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2353 As you can see, the basement is unfinished. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
2354 It’s Green-certified. 1.2143 0.03480 140 110 30 0
2355 In this neighborhood one million is a steal for this cozy, fixer upper with lots of light. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
2356 It was zoned ‘No Girls Allowed’ but the backward ‘s’ nullifies the clause. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2357 Rustic, Elevated living with a great view. Low down payment! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2358 They were put off by the high climb rates. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2359 The oak floors were locally sourced from this very tree. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
2360 True, it's a walk-up, but the view's worth it. 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
2361 Sorry, no basement. But think of the bird life! 1.2137 0.03595 131 103 28 0
2362 ..and of course the best feature of this place is, it's affordable! 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
2363 If you offer $5000 over asking, you could jump to the top of the waiting list. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
2364 …and it’s listed on the Arbor Day Foundation’s historic register. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2365 These elevated home prices are getting out of control. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2366 Yes, but we're looking for a house on a tree-lined street. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2367 TONIGHT on House Hunters: Robert wants a double vanity. Debbie wants an open concept. Will house three be the perfect compromise for this family of eight? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2368 It’s perfect for you snow birds. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2369 That's correct, utilities are not included. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2370 It’s part of a 3-step program. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2371 On the plus side, the view is spectacular. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2372 I cannot say it enough: location, location, location! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2373 The best part is the view grow better with time! 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
2374 It’s a wonderful place for nesting. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2375 You said you wanted to be close to your parents. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
2376 yes, it comes with the air rights and room for below unit parking 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2377 I usually don’t do this, but I’m willing to go out on a limb. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2378 If you want the pool privileges, it's an additional $100 a month 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
2379 Look on the bright side, you won’t need Flood insurance. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2380 A room with a view, no need for flood insurance, carbon sequestering set up, and built-in stair stepper! What more can you ask for? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2381 It’s priced over market, but it’s also the only place on the block that has affordable flood insurance. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2382 The previous owners had to be evicted because they were a little nutty. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2383 It's just a starter honey. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2384 If you reconsider, remember, the skylight sunsets are awesome. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2385 It grows with you. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2386 So, this is how I die. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2387 It's your perfect getaway - away from the press of traffic and urban congestion! 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2388 I didn’t say free house. I said tree house. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2389 It comes fully furnished with bean bag chairs. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
2390 Previous owners are getting divorced. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
2391 It's going to be a bit snug for the 3 of us. 1.2128 0.03740 141 113 26 2
2392 And you get flood insurance at a deep discount. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2393 Can’t beat the view. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2394 I just thought it might help some kids get onto the housing ladder 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
2395 Yes, the Robinson family decided to downsize 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2396 It has as many toilets as windows! 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2397 The previous owner relocated...to adulthood. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2398 It meets your requirement of "Eco/Green Friendly"... PERFECTLY! 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2399 Its carbon offset game is strong…. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
2400 And this one is a cozy loft with a great view, starting at $1.5m 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
2401 I thought six figures was high too, till I saw the view. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2402 Please submit a 500--word essay as to why you deserve this house attached to a non-refundable $350,000.00 certified check toward the down payment. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2403 The family decided to downsize to a birdhouse. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2404 Welp, it looks like this is all that’s left, which we can afford to buy in California. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2405 When the sea rises, you can float away on it. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2406 Look, I’d hurry before it goes co-op. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
2407 Picture yourselves being a constant reminder of wealth inequality to the billionaires next door. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2408 Unfortunately, you would have to share a bathroom with the squirrels 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2409 On the plus side, there's no HOA. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
2410 Smart peole are buying houses like this because of climate change. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2411 It's got a great view and it's the only thing in a 100 mile radius in your price range... 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
2412 Perfect for those who love DIY. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2413 I’m going to go out on a limb here, but it really has great arbor views! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2414 Of course you’ll need three references and approval from the co-op board. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2415 Yep, excellent construction, just one owner, and a great view 1.2119 0.03778 118 93 25 0
2416 This is a great home to start your family. The kids would just love it here! 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
2417 It’s great if you’re thinking of having kids. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
2418 It's over your budget, but I wanted you to see what might be possible if you gave up avocado toast. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
2419 Somebody must have had kids, and be too busy to build one. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2420 This is the only "little fixer-upper" I could find in your price range. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
2421 This way you don't have to worry about flood insurance. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2422 Well, the only other options below the price of $99 million are someone's garage, an outhouse, a phone booth and a large match box, so I guess this one wins. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2423 The owners have empty nest syndrome. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
2424 The Ladder is sold separately. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2425 One on side it has an ocean view and on the other side, you can spy on your neighbors. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
2426 You know what they say, 'Don't buy the treehouse, buy the neighborhood.' 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2427 You can't beat the tree top view and custom steps for the price! 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
2428 Mom couldn’t handle the stairs anymore, so we have to let it go. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2429 That’s just a rumor. George Washington NEVER slept there.” 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2430 The previous owner built it for his mother-in-law, whom described as a vulture. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2431 Charming backyard retreat awaits in this beautifully crafted home nestled amongst lush foliage. Perfect for nature lovers and adventurous souls seeking a serene escape. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2432 A LOFT ALOFT" was not a misprint. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2433 Think of the leg work you'll get living here. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2434 We call this the open-everything floor plan. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2435 Structural issues aside, take a few nice photos and millennials will eagerly pay $550/night on Airbnb. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2436 And is that nest egg included? 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2437 For San Franciscans it's all about the view 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
2438 If your offer is anything like PlayStation-5-buying money, Timmy is willing to throw in his sister’s toy kitchen set. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
2439 Why sell when you can rent? 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
2440 Yes, there are TOA dues. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2441 The best thing is that you can do it without parent approval. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2442 It’s definitely a fixer, but the tree is good for another forty years. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2443 You'd be surprised! It grows on you. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
2444 Houses at this price point don’t grow on manicured lawns. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
2445 I don't know - I think it's for the birds 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
2446 Thanks to rezoning, it's a steal at $479,000. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
2447 Microwave included? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
2448 A penthouse? On my salary? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2449 This home will allow you and your family to branch out, leaves room for growth, and allow you and your family to put down deep roots. Don't bark up the wrong tree and buy elsewhere 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2450 Think of it as a step up from your current home. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2451 In lieu of a deposit, the seller is requesting all buyers fart into a coffee tin and whoever is brave enough to smell it after all farts have been collected will win the bid. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2452 We call it gentreefication! Don't think of it as downsizing, think of it as up heighting. 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
2453 A bit of a fixer-upper but you won't get this price anywhere else! 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
2454 You’d be getting it for a steal. The previous owners were smokers 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2455 The utilities are also affordable. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2456 Ask for the handrail and a screen, then offer five percent over asking. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2457 It’s really a penthouse, if you think about it. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
2458 Yes, Apple was started in a garage, but this was their first branch office. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2459 Susan, we can’t afford it. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2460 I thought lemons only applied for cars 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2461 It’s been marked down from $300,000. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2462 Yes, I did say “rare opportunity.” You just have to figure out the “for what?” 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2463 We've decided to downsize. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2464 We just added Wi-Fi. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2465 My husband calls it the stairway to heaven 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2466 I’ll take your offer to the branch office 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2467 It’s got the lowest property taxes in the neighborhood. 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2468 'It's got an ocean view and a sweet carbon offset.' 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2469 Back in the high life again. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2470 ....and finally, the best part about that house is you can see into your neighbors bathroom. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2471 Per the previous owner, “no cooties” have ever set foot inside. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2472 And here we have the secondary renter dwelling which has the potential to subsidize your entire mortgage if staged correctly. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2473 Sorry, but I already have six offers. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2474 It's fully furnished but the tree is not included. 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2475 It’s a perfect starter home 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2476 As I mentioned, it's a fixer-upper. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2477 This place is for the birds! 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2478 Your perfect Earth Day getaway: open air concept with natural lighting, greenery, sustainable materials…you name it, this property has it all! 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
2479 No, it’s a studio. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2480 It's a walk-up 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2481 Sorry, the add just said it was a treemendous deal. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2482 To stay within your $1.5 million budget, this is the best I could come up with. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2483 It’s a great place if you’re interested in putting down roots. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2484 Perhaps being outside the flood zone isn't a necessity 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2485 And the previous owner never had to call a plumber. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2486 Hmmm, this tree house seems a little too expensive for our tastes. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2487 The current owner accepts payment in nuts. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2488 The original owner is starting a software company, so .... 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2489 It has an open plan kitchen 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2490 So you mentioned you run a bird-watching blog full-time. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2491 Unlike fictional Treehouse of Horror, this one's the real deal. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2492 It's a Walk-up and in your price range. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2493 The steps might need another nail. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2494 Tiny house living is a new trend but this takes the cake. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2495 Great view of nature within your budget 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2496 You’re worried about the front steps? Let me tell you, the kitchen is a gut job. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2497 Now that's "living high"! 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2498 There's Even A House With Occupants In The Yard. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2499 It gets great light” 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2500 It definitely puts the up in up-and-coming. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2501 for sale tree house never used 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2502 Just throw up a real ladder and it’ll be worth $50,000 more!” —Rita Guastella, Cambridge, Mass. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2503 The only issue is that the HOA says 'No Girls Allowed.'" 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2504 This is the most charming upper fixer in town. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2505 If you sign today we’ll include access to the yard and throw in some bug spray 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2506 But what’s the HOA president like? 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2507 I like it but it’s a little more than we were looking for. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2508 The house may be up high, but the taxes are very low! 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2509 You should move fast, it’s been rezoned without a ‘no stinky girls’ clause 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2510 This is California this is in your budget 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2511 I realized that this was a little out of your price range, but I wanted to show you anyway 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2512 And the seller says the kids are optional. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
2513 Now you can climb along with interest rates. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2514 As a millennial it's about all you can afford, that's with the squirrels subletting the attic. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2515 The backyard vistas are stunning. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2516 And it includes a mother-in-law nest. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2517 I might be out on a limb here, but… 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2518 Think of it as a penthouse with a roof garden. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2519 The seller is asking $200 and a year's supply of chewing gum. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2520 You're kids are going to love it. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2521 Near perfect mid-century home. No potato shed. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2522 It’s been in the family for generations. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2523 And, it has a Granny suite. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2524 It's very nice, but can we really afford to live there? 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2525 At least we’d have a view! 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2526 It has a Climb Score of 92. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2527 It’s all the rage in Sweden right now 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2528 It has built-in air conditioning and a rugged aesthetic. But it will cost aroung 70k due to structural implements and building costs. But a lovely location none-the-less… 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2529 It has a master on main 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
2530 We're pitching it as the new tiny house. 1.2071 0.03724 140 113 25 2
2531 It looks earthquake-proof. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
2532 Plus you don’t have to concern yourself with rising sea levels. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2533 It’s one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s earliest designs. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2534 It could be your Castle in the Sky. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2535 You'll have to decide soon because the owner has received a bid from some guy who lives in the jungle with his wife and chimpanzee." 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2536 It's a walk up sudio with no bathroom, but the view is to die for 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2537 Your second home awaits. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2538 For your first home, it's better to get in on the ground floor. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2539 It's a fixer-upper, - mostly "upper". 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
2540 And with climate change, you'll be protected from rising sea levels. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2541 This cozy, single story, one bedroom home has an open floor plan and peekaboo views of the hot wife next door. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
2542 The previous owner was a real tree hugger. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2543 And best of all no door-to-door salespeople! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2544 We do this to piss off the NIMBYS 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2545 Great herb appeal, don’t you think? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2546 It’s very private, just be careful of that birch next door. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2547 Frank Gehry's first 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2548 It’s got good bones ! The neighbour’s dog buries them here ! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2549 The neighborhood is really growing. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
2550 It may be rustic but it has room to grow. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2551 But don't you think little Benny would prefer a location in our own backyard? 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
2552 Zero carbon footprint? 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
2553 And... you can get insurance because it's above the flood zone. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2554 The owner is offering free pest control and pruning for the first year. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
2555 We call it the le petite penthouse, 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2556 how many steps do we need again? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2557 Of course, this neighborhood is for the birds. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2558 Technically it's a house for people in a tree, not a treehouse. So you'll save on taxes. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2559 Yes, the neighborhood is becoming gentreefied. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2560 It’s a bit of a fixer-upper… but it’s got good roots 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2561 Welcome to your luxury treehouse rental. The cleaning fee will be $500. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2562 I bet we can get it cheap. I say let's fix it up and flip it. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2563 In this economy, this listing is comfortably in your price range. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2564 Heard you were bragging about being lovebirds, Karen. Here is a perfect house for you and your husband! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2565 And my favorite part of the property is that its tree-lined. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
2566 This one was designed by a local architect when he was only 13! 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
2567 It has the best view in the neighborhood. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2568 It's simultaneously ecologically correct and Minimalist! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2569 I'm going out on a limb on this one, but it's a step up from your shoe... 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2570 If we offer the asking price, do you think they would add a toilet seat on the back branch? 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2571 ONCE THE KIDS MOVED OUT IT WAS JUST AN UNREALIZED ASSET. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2572 You said you wanted something in town for under a million - this is the one. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2573 Does it come with WiFi? 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2574 Just wait until you see the guest house. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2575 No Down Payment! 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2576 You specifically asked for a cozy love nest for two, didn’t you? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2577 It's a bargain for a home this close to nature! 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2578 I would jump right on this one. I mean not literally since it would fall over. 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
2579 Great value for an east-facing window and continual ventilation 1.2049 0.03669 122 97 25 0
2580 It's a great fixer upper with a wonderful view. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2581 It's an arboreal upper fixer. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2582 That’ll be 5 million dollars. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2583 It's the height of my desire, but the steps are problematic. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
2584 If you pay cash, offer $50,000 over asking and waive the inspection you just might get it. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2585 The other tenant is a family of squirrels, but the listing says they add a certain rustic charm. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
2586 This ADU features scenic elevations, natural ventilation and private access. It’s a steal at $500,000. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2587 It is the best way to lose weight--climb steps and no kitchen. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2588 Apparently the tree is an easement. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2589 If you’d like to branch out 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
2590 Here's we have a smart, naturally-cooled 1+0. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2591 Subletting to squirrels is unfortunately prohibited by the terms of this lease …… 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2592 You’ll love spying on the neighbors. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2593 This one's an upper fixer. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2594 The Willow estimate is well above our asking price. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2595 I promise you this cosy and trendy one-room living space is worth the 3k per month! I mean they sell vegan iced lavender matcha lattes across the street!" 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2596 The WHOLE HOUSE is shiplap! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2597 This should fit into your $29 budget nicely. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2598 1. Yes, we are very strict about calling that season Autumn 2. The neighbours consider it social climbing 3. You only insure the improvements; the tree is association property 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2599 Great view but little space. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2600 Oh look honey, at least your dog house will come with a view 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2601 The current residents are moving out in thirty days. The great news is they've offered to leave behind their winter cache of acorns." 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
2602 And here is the tree story walk-up we talked about. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2603 Well, there’s a nice fixer-upper down the street then.” 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
2604 We see a lot of growth potential with this one. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2605 I love the floorplan, but the neighborhood's for the birds. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2606 Grab it. The Squirrels just moved out. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2607 We call it, "The Place to Pout". 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2608 Move quick if interested, a family of 6 is ready to close 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2609 You'll save a lot on flood insurance. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2610 It's worth the price for the view. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2611 I know it's a little higher than what you were looking for. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2612 For in-laws. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2613 While it lacks in physical stability, it is rent stabilized! 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2614 On the negative side, there is a family of squirrels that have an easement to store nuts in the living room. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2615 Where would the kids go?" 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2616 I already have 5 offers from millennials who are looking to improve their current living conditions 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2617 Your chance to get on the property ladder 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2618 We'd be away from our parents. What do you think? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2619 The previous owners were ready to downsize. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2620 It's its own outhouse 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2621 Who’s the architect? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2622 ‘New to market! Squatters vacated to start middle school.’ 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2623 So if you are ready to branch out and turn over a new leaf, this is your nest. 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
2624 Think of it more as a Frank Lloyd Wright house as opposed to Big Bird's. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2625 It's perfect for your branch office 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2626 I call it "my very cozy elevated cottage. I guarantee the lowest mortgage rate possible, .00001% on the selling price of $50, at least until tomorrow. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2627 We like to think of this as the new frontier in starter homes. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2628 We said we wanted a Penthouse not a pet house. -Taylor S Boston, Massachusetts 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2629 Are the trees included? 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2630 .. and for those who love the high life, we have this little gem. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2631 You can live in the ADU until you finish your dream house. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
2632 I've only received 13 offers over asking so far. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2633 For the empty nesters looking to downsize! 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2634 It’s our most affordable gated high rise. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
2635 No. None of these models come with a fireplace. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
2636 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2637 ... and flood insurance is unbelievably affordable! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2638 You can take a look Mr. Jones. We'll wait out here. The owner specifically said "no girls allowed". 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2639 This is just the first listing for today. The next one also has a bird feeder. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2640 I know, but the next property is $500,000 higher. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2641 It"s our lowest price walk_up. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2642 You said you were looking for a place to put down roots. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2643 Think of it as eco-friendly living. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2644 It a fixer upper -- you'll need to evict the squirrels. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2645 Low-maintenance all natural eco home 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2646 No, the door is not included. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2647 Well, you did specify 'fixer-upper'. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2648 You said you wanted a house with a nice view! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2649 No need to worry about flood insurance! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2650 In lieu of a standard landline, the current owners have installed state-of-the-art tin can phones 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2651 Luxury penthouse in elevated neighborhood. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2652 Gen-tree-fication of our neighborhood 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2653 It’s about 30,000 square feet. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2654 It's kind of a fixer way upper. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2655 Please. No more jokes about this being a great spot for a branch office. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2656 He's a gifted animal. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2657 They are offering a flexible backyard access package with generous water-hose privileges included. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2658 If you pay on cash the owner will include the tire swing. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2659 And you wouldn't have to do much to flip it. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2660 ''Central air included." 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2661 This Kid Cave is ideal for overnights, except for any sleepwalkers in the group! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2662 Is there WiFi? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2663 Central Park West? Don’t you really mean west Central Park? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2664 Before Frank Lloyd Wright ever saw a whole Prairie, he focused mainly on small backyards. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2665 It’s a new concept in duplex living. The ground floor is the ground. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2666 The property includes this cozy mother-in-law detached suite with a great view. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2667 ,,, and it's got a great view. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2668 All this for only half a million! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2669 If it's important to you, the owner would be glad to include a hot tub. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2670 Since it has an ocean view, it can be yours for just $2 million! 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2671 I admit just one mail per step is not up to code, but... 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2672 Behold: the only affordable housing in this economy. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2673 Not recommended for those with frequent nocturnal toileting needs...😂 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2674 Unparalleled views 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2675 With the housing market like it is, we can have this baby paid off in just 30 years! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2676 Think of it as your starter house. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2677 Today, Zillow assumes you’re either a nut or a sap 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2678 You’ll have to outbid my nephew and a pair of squirrels. 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
2679 This is where we reestablish our roots 1.2014 0.03632 144 117 25 2
2680 And now we arrive to the piece de resistance of this property, an eco-friendly man cave of live oak with a green roof and solar lighting. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
2681 ..but the propery taxes more than make up for it. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
2682 Summer cottage, in your price range, view from the deck, taking offers. 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
2683 You did say you were looking for natural hard wood. You did say you were looking for UPscale. You are looking for a connection to the outdoors. This is the only thing in your price range in this neighborhood. We’ll negotiate for the ladder. 1.2013 0.03729 154 127 23 4
2684 Thoreau loved living here. 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
2685 They grow up so quickly. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2686 There is room for an elevator. 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2687 Now, please understand, it's not furnished. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2688 Any problems with the neighbors? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2689 Well, it is in a good school district 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2690 Well, we wouldn't need flood insurance. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2691 It has a step-saver floor plan. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2692 And there’s no need to spend your whole nest egg. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2693 Is there a back door? 1.2000 0.03746 115 92 23 0
2694 You always wanted a penthouse view. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2695 It’s a great deal for a semi-attached. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2696 “Rising tides, get in your daily steps, drone access. honestly, you will be future proofing.” 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2697 In the winter, the view is even more spectacular. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
2698 That's solid oak. Oak is good." 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2699 It does have great wi-fi. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2700 The neighbor's kids have outgrown it. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2701 Ummmm, we were picturing something more… grounded. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
2702 It’s the perfect space if you’re looking to branch out. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2703 First it was the Playboy Magazine. Next he started having the Wall Street Journal delivered to his play house. We are going to send that little motherfucker off to boarding school. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2704 Comes with running water, when it rains! 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2705 And the rental possibilities are through the canopy… 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2706 Apparently mortgage rates aren't the only things that are climbing. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2707 We live in a Tiny House now but this is a couple of steps up. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2708 They’re asking for ten thousand dollars down and the secret password. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2709 Is this what's meant by social climbing? 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2710 And you better decide soon. Little Timmy down the block has a hot bid on it..." 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
2711 Due to Prop 13 the owners have kept it in it’s original condition, but it’s close to the office and wait til you see the view of Silicon Valley! And it’s a steal at only $5000 a month! 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2712 I'm so proud of Greg, he finally moved out to the basement. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2713 We call it a starter home. 1.2000 0.03522 130 104 26 0
2714 The stairs could use a little work but otherwise, it's in great shape, it has a new roof and the views are to die for! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2715 You will save a ton on flood insurance" 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2716 The owner will take back a note that says he can’t come to school. 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
2717 Just think how much you'll save on flood insurance. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2718 And the squirrels are all super nice. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2719 Complete with a panoramic view of the neighborhood and unlimited cloud storage! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2720 In addition to the canopy-level bird viewing it comes with a dedicated space at the Parking Station! 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2721 It's a step up from the other house we looked at. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
2722 The owner is willing to finance in return for bubble gum. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2723 In a seller's market, this is all that fits in your price range, I'm afraid. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2724 This is your basic fixer-upper, but it has HUGE potential. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2725 Now that's real floating wood floor 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2726 Exasperated, Maxine showed the Schmidt's a property they could actually afford. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2727 It was an elf cookie factory before they converted it to the loft. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2728 Listen to your inner child Marge 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2729 It's got state-of-the-art security. You need to know the secret password to get up there. 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2730 I said “freehold” she must have understood “tree hold” 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2731 This is a rare find. The HOA only recently lifted their 'No Boys Allowed' rule. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2732 It already has ten cash offers. 1.1986 0.03587 146 119 25 2
2733 You said you wanted to move up! 1.1986 0.03587 146 119 25 2
2734 You need the secret password to go up. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2735 You’ll just love the HOA co-presidents, Robin and Jay. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2736 The HOA is known to be very open minded. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2737 It offers a great birds-eye view plus it has no basement that can flood 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2738 It's a 1 bed for sure and 1 bath if you get creative 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2739 And this added in-law suite will drive home the message: “We want you close enough to be available for babysitting, but far enough away that we can’t hear you snore!” 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2740 The kids are going to be alright. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2741 The Berenstain Bears just moved out yesterday and the bids are already pouring in! 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2742 It's a cozy studio with an eagle-eye view of the neighborhood. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2743 The bird's nest does add to the property taxes, but it makes a great rental unit or she-shed 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2744 Buy it now, the price is climbing. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2745 This looked bigger on StreetEasy... 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2746 All appliances are included. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2747 My offer is good until the first of Septimmmmberrrrrr! 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2748 We’d have to move quickly, because Blackrock is ready to make an all-cash offer. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2749 Is it carpeted? 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2750 It just needs a fresh coat of paint. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2751 The kids are willing to finance the sale. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2752 Well… you did ask for something in your budget, so... 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2753 Well, you said you guys were YIMBYs, so I ran with it. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2754 What better way to put down roots? 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
2755 Unfortunately, the previous owner has exercised a "no girls allowed" clause." 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2756 The view is unbelievable ! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2757 It has everything. Two rooms, three TVs, kitchen. All of it painted in the walls. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2758 The last occupant out grew it. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2759 This neighborhood is so quiet all you'll hear is birdsong. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2760 I think we may be at the root of the problem 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2761 ...the tree and lot. The house is extra. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2762 I see that there's already been over-list-price offers made by two squirrel families. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2763 it goes like this: our house... In the middle of the street, our house 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2764 The current owner is moving to the metaverse. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2765 If you make an all-cash offer, 25% over asking price and waive inspection you might just get it. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
2766 It’s the only house in your price range, and you did say you want to put down roots. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
2767 On the upside, it's not in a flood zone. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
2768 You're in luck, the front door and windows are expected in a week. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
2769 Well, flood insurance is not required! 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
2770 but it has an additional 1,200 sq ft below grade 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2771 This one is going to go quick, so I’d recommend a cash offer. 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
2772 Yes, it's a walk-up, but it's worth it for the view! 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2773 This breezy penthouse takes up the entire top floor 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2774 Now, if only money grew on tress. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2775 At least you won’t need Flood Insurance. 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2776 King Friday was forced to foreclose on Mr. Owl and Ms. Pussycat, but now it can be yours. 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
2777 Studio with great views and wonderful airflow! Only 5k per month! 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2778 Our featured property for affordable housing offers unique protection against rising sea-levels and sports a 360-degree view in the winter. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2779 It's very cheep. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2780 Yes I know what pied a terre means. Don’t be so literal. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2781 Any squatters to evict? 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2782 It's affordable and cozy, with a nice view, and you won't need flood insurance. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2783 It’s the only one in the neighborhood we can afford 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2784 Talk about downsizing 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
2785 What's it gonna be folks, I already have two cash offers! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2786 I was hoping for a two story 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2787 Gives a new meaning to the term “fixer upper “ doesn’t it? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2788 ...and it's value keeps going up! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2789 And the squirrel problem has definitely been solved. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2790 In your price range, it's a complete starter home! 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2791 Plumbing is a bit of a challenge but the view is fabulous. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2792 You always said you wanted a tree bedroom house. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2793 This is literally a step up from your current home. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2794 I heard the neighbors are nuts. 1.1964 0.03771 112 90 22 0
2795 Think of how much you will save; no flood insurance needed 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2796 This requires a degree of upward mobility. Then you can look down on others. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2797 The owners are really going out on a limb with this one. 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
2798 This house has done nothing but go up. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2799 The HOA is run by squirrels and they will absolutely fuck your shit up. 1.1963 0.03975 163 139 16 8
2800 I'm counting on Gen Z as potential buyers. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2801 This real estate market really is for the birds. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2802 It’s a real fixer ‘upper’ 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2803 Un, Noah, an ark is a boat. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2804 Granted it's a fixer upper, but the ocean view is spectacular. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2805 It’s currently tenanted but you can assume occupancy when the squirrels move out in July. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2806 Now I know it’s a little over your budget… 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2807 I don’t tell this to all my clients, but there are rumors this may be the original magic tree house… 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2808 Are some of the squirrels we see actual squatters? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2809 Yeah.........I know........but did you see the car he drives? 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2810 It comes with tax credits for going green. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2811 Just think of it as your own private stairway to heaven! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2812 If you sign today, we’ll throw in a free tetanus booster. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2813 Is that the penthouse that's for sale. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2814 Highly motivated seller, he's relocating to Billy's backyard. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2815 You will have a birds eye view of the neighborhood. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2816 In the spring you can watch the squirrels mate 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2817 Of course the facilities are on the first floor. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2818 Tree’s great, but really what you’re getting here is that easement straight to the EARTH’S MANTLE 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2819 I heard it's new approved housing in California! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2820 This exceptional property boasts an open floor plan and natural hardwood floors. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2821 Welcome to Squirrel Heights, an affordable community. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2822 The neighbors already pick up after their dog, so I’m sure they wouldn’t mind. 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
2823 It's only a one bedroom but the view is fantastic 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
2824 $144.000 as is. 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
2825 The interest rate is really good. 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
2826 I know we grew up here darling, but it’s time to let it go. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2827 It's an interesting mix of tiny house and high-rise. And it's in your price range. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
2828 Does it come with the Sears catalog? 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2829 This is how they’re making all of the prefabs now, elevated, so you’ll never have to worry about rising sea levels and global warming. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2830 Yeah, they're called ADUs, auxiliary dwelling units. The Airbnb income from this should cover the mortgage on your main house. Deal! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2831 I understood you were looking for an affordable quaint, getaway property. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2832 I told you it was my childhood home… back to my roots 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
2833 The architect? I guess it was Rilee, age five. Colonialish. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2834 Yes, it's a fix-me-upper. But you've seen enough houses to recognize that the mature landscaping justifies the one point two asking price. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2835 It’s a great starter home with a fabulous view, although the neighbors are a bit squirrelly. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2836 This is the only 'open format' house that you can afford on your budget. 1.1950 0.03622 159 132 23 4
2837 Well, no, you're not responsible for the lawn. 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2838 Cash and carry. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2839 Pet friendly, cozy loft, privacy and great views 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2840 We've encouraged the kids to get on that property ladder as soon as possible 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2841 And if you ever want to move, all you need is a shovel! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2842 We've got this cozy microloft available. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2843 But Mother could never get up there! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2844 And it would be perfect for a hunger strike, or if your husband ever needs to spend time in the 'doghouse'. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2845 We are targeting new college graduates. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2846 It would be an ideal nest for a pair of bird lovers! 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2847 When the bough breaks, interest rates will fall. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2848 But you have to pay tree rent and ground rent 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2849 The sellers/builders are willing to sell at a lower price in exchange for afterschool childcare & snacks for their 3 children over the next 10 years 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2850 The abundant natural light and air flow is the reason this listing is a little out of budget. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2851 Cozy... but airy! 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2852 Lastly, the sellers just need to know if you have ooties-cay. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2853 And Harry and Megan are just a tiara's toss away. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2854 This one is a few steps above where you live now. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2855 A magnificent view, no utility bills, and you won't find a better home for bird watching! 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2856 There’s a discount for juniors. 1.1944 0.03453 144 117 26 1
2857 Act quickly before the zoning commission finds out. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2858 This option is perfect for putting down roots. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2859 It has great views of the city and the bathroom is conveniently located through your neighbor’s master bedroom. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2860 And THIS lovely property has a lot of whimsy -the landlords prefer to be called “mom and dad” 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
2861 You would not believe the views! 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2862 Sure, it's expensive but the penthouse always costs a little more. 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
2863 It's perfect for empty nesters. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2864 Yes, the squirrels are included, and they have not cracked the nut safe yet. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2865 They're calling it an "accessory playing unit." 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
2866 And best of all, It’s only slightly outside your budget. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2867 It's only a little out of your price range but you save that money with the low utilities bills. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2868 But we're not in L.A. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2869 Yes, but the view is to die for. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2870 We just ask that you don't put in a pool. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2871 The previous owner was a genius, he built this the summer he retired from Cowboying but before he became an Astronaut. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
2872 It's only a million BECAUSE it doesn't have a bathroom! 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2873 High standard. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2874 It is the ONLY way to live above it all. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2875 It’s listed as the perfect fixer-upper for empty nesters. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2876 What it lacks in footage, it makes up with boundless adventures. 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
2877 It was my son's home, but he's in the Air Force now. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2878 In this real estate market it might cover the kid's college tuition. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2879 l blame the entrepreneurship class in our local elementary school 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2880 And if you enjoy nature, this one will give you an excellent view of the changing seasons. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2881 It's already got two offers. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2882 At 8% interest, your son should have this paid off by the time they have their first child. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2883 Unfortunately, the property has a 'no girls' codicil attached to it. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2884 Well, the ad did say quaint and rustic 1.1935 0.03742 124 101 22 1
2885 At least the motrgage won't be under water. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2886 Perfect granny flat. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2887 Yeah so the current tenant is a single mother who has suffered hardship but we are able to evict and / or kill her because she is also a possum. 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
2888 It may be small, but it has roots that go for miles. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
2889 When part of the house gets damaged, it can replace it, itself. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2890 Have you heard the term “starter home”? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2891 And this is the Doug house. Built last year by the Mrs. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2892 Yes. The tree is included at no extra cost... if you're willing to waive the inspection. 1.1931 0.03569 145 119 24 2
2893 Detached, with views, and close to nature: tick tick tick! 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
2894 We sell the kits. You supply your own tree. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2895 For the price, it’s a great open-air concept. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2896 Sure, it could use a bit of fixing up but you'll be in a great school district. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2897 Yes, this is really the only one that’s within your budget. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2898 I'm afraid it's out of your budget. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2899 Sure, it's small, but the open floor plan really makes it work. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2900 Frank Lloyd Wright had a series of these 'Yewsonians' squirreled away in a folio entitled 'Branching Out' 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2901 With the limited availability of imaginative third spaces, we think this is prime real estate. 1.1930 0.03712 114 92 22 0
2902 That'll be $350k and your firstborn child. And remember, you waved the inspection. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
2903 I'm selling a treehouse. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
2904 The previous owner had a problem with the 'rents. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
2905 You’ll love the neighbors, little nutty… they’re squirrels. 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
2906 Location, location, location! 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2907 And the best is, you don’t need flood insurance! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2908 Our previous tenants left due to graduation from college. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2909 We’re more interested in cocooning than nesting. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2910 It comes with air rights! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2911 …and, we’ll throw in a porta-potty! 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2912 For oceanview properties, it's actually quite affordable. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2913 The previous owners just outgrew the space. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2914 It was occupied by a hermit, but he ran off with the pastor's wife. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2915 Let's make an offer. You said you wanted to move up in the neighborhood. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2916 But you said a fixer "upper"! 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2917 I don’t mean to be squirrelly but this isn’t exactly what we’re looking for. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2918 It is a little high, but then you’re paying for the view. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2919 What it lacks in size it makes up for in views. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2920 And I think you would enjoy the view over the neighbour's backyard from this treehouse. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2921 Might cost an arm and a leg, but you get more limbs. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2922 And you can't beat the view of the clouds. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2923 Home isurance includes flooding, but not squirrels... 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
2924 This property will grow with you. # 1.1921 0.04172 151 130 13 8
2925 With my budget this is the only dream house I can afford. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
2926 We decided to.list this as a pied d terre. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2927 It's a wooded, rustic four-stories. An imaginative, child-like couple's delight!" 1.1920 0.04641 125 108 10 7
2928 In an effort to expand housing opportunities, a new class of homes has been created called an ADU: Aerie Dwelling Unit. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2929 This upscale dollhouse sits above the tree line and the birdfeeder is negotiable. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2930 Try and get insurance coverage 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2931 It's still on the high side of your price range, but it's an investment that will continue to grow. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2932 Well, in this neighborhood it is considered a high rise apartment! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2933 I finally found something in your price range. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2934 I don’t think this qualifies as one of those tiny homes Al. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2935 It’s rare these days to find a house with a view for under a million. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2936 Only five minutes from LaGuardia! 1.1917 0.03608 120 97 23 0
2937 The owner is anxious to sell. He's trying to finance cub scout camp.. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2938 The previous tenants were kind enough to tidy up before bedtime. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2939 You can always refinance once interest rates come down. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2940 This is in your price range and the view is excellent! 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
2941 New urban regeneration project. In 5 years, they’ll look all like this” 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2942 You said that you wanted a starter home with a view. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2943 The Robinson family, very nice, came here from Switzerland. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2944 Is the basement finished? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2945 Sorry, the previous owners took the cookies with them. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2946 The previous owners were poor Hobbits… 1.1912 0.03542 136 111 24 1
2947 It's a bit of a fixer upper. Emphasis on the upper. 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
2948 Bed bugs? Heavens, no! Well, not per se… 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2949 So it's in the flood zone. You have nothing to worry about. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2950 You could always add a basement! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2951 It's air conditioned in the Winter, and heated during the Summer. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2952 I am required to tell you, the last owner passed away on the premises. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2953 I got a mortgage at the local branch 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2954 It gets great ratings on Airbnb 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2955 It’s a rent-controlled walk-up! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2956 You could always add a Primary Dwelling Unit 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2957 Another feature of the property is this extra space for an office or guest bedroom. 1.1908 0.03415 173 144 25 4
2958 Does the tree convey? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2959 Zero carbon footprint. Built entirely from timber recycled from the very tree that supports it -- plus providing shade that obviates any need for air conditioning. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2960 It's an alternative dwelling unit, it's a fixer-upper, but it's got great roots! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2961 And this is Unit B. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2962 If you downsize, perhaps to just a moustache, you'll find the place much roomier. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2963 We already have one offer for 50K over asking. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2964 The tree wasn't there when it was originally built. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2965 I know a bank in town that should grant you the $95K loan that you'll need. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2966 It has a wonderful view and is above the fray. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2967 You have always wanted hardwood floors, honey. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2968 Well yeah, the view will be great, but how are we going to get the billiard table up those stairs? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2969 Kinda sorta gives #rustic penthouse apartment" a whole new meaning, doncha think? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2970 They said they’re clearing this land in a year for a shopping mall, so it’s a steal right now 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2971 Oh yes. It's a fully permitted ADU. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2972 It has good limbs. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2973 It was only occupied by a boy in green tights who wouldn't grow up." "Move in condition with a great view, and you'll never have to worry about a flooded basement." " This baby's gonna move fast." " Great breezes in the summer." "Perfect mother-in-law suite, don't you think?" 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
2974 House with great views. Tree included. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2975 Even if your mortgage goes underwater, you won’t be. 1.1901 0.03769 121 99 21 1
2976 Just the place for the couple who wants to see it all. 1.1901 0.03582 121 98 23 0
2977 Like the ad said, "Move up, elevate your world. Take 3 steps into your future. Unique architecture and vintage craftsmanship. Green construction. Easy access. Open floor plan. Unrestricted view. Forest surroundings. Low maintenance." 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2978 A second floor climb-up. The perfect starter home. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2979 The HOA has one restriction – no girls allowed.” 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2980 It would be a great investment as an airbnb in this area! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2981 Yes, it needs a few amenities, but this neighborhood is (chief's kiss) >< absolutely primo! And the tree is guaranteed for one hundred years! 1.1901 0.03769 121 99 21 1
2982 It’s an eco-friendly tiny house 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2983 All that talk of global warming and sea levels rising really got us thinking. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2984 The neighbor is nuts 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2985 Its bark is worse than its height. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2986 just so you know, the seller is not accepting an inspection contingency 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2987 Sorry, can't show ya this one. It's for the birds. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2988 Perfect for remote working! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2989 Back to basics, it’s the newest trend. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2990 Home equity just keeps growing. 1.1898 0.03518 137 112 24 1
2991 This is California, it's all you can afford. 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
2992 Going up--guaranteed. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2993 I think you mother would love it! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2994 Will you take it even for free? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2995 You'll be sitting pretty when the oceans rise 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2996 The mortgage is affordable, my last landlord was nuts!" 🐿 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2997 How’s the view 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2998 Tree’s Company? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2999 The peeping Toms have been raving about this house! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
3000 The previous owner had deep roots in the community. 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
3001 And it has an open floor plan. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3002 Is there an easement over and across the front yard? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3003 And we'll throw in the tree for free if you buy today. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3004 It has great views. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
3005 At this price it's not going to last. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
3006 It's really nice but who's got that kind of money! 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
3007 There it is- “cozy, with partial mountain view”. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
3008 This might be a little out of the price range we discussed, but the sellers are motivated 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
3009 Yes, it is a s***hole, but two buyers have already made cash offers so take it or leave it. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3010 It's listed and zoned as a LOFT. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3011 A great White House for trumpy ! His value is 4 billion. 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
3012 It's most certainly a step up. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
3013 This is the only listing on the Upper East Side that fits within your budget. If your budget and expectations were a little more down to earth, the houses would be too. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
3014 The condo fees include pruning and root maintenance but do not insure against bark beetles or bee swarms. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3015 It's a fixer upper but the location is very green 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
3016 And always remember; it's LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
3017 Shut up and sign, peasants. 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
3018 You will be pleased to hear the "no girls" rule no longer applies." 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
3019 You can tell your friends that it’s your branch house. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
3020 Of course you could add a garage. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
3021 You did say penthouse… 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
3022 It's our latest technology against raising sea levels. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
3023 I think we’ve taken this Accessory Dwelling Unit thing a bit too far, don’t you? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3024 I hear it goes for a song. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
3025 I still get six percent, but I'll take it in bubble gum and comics. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
3026 It’s a perfect size for my futon 1.1888 0.03431 143 117 25 1
3027 Tiny Houses are the coming trend. This is a perfect size. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
3028 The former owner was a Silicon Valley entrepreneur 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3029 You will love the view from the top” 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
3030 Now, it's zoned for boys too. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3031 You'll get top dollar for your treehouse. The micro home trend is going viral on TikTok. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
3032 How much would it cost to add an elevator? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3033 You'll love the open floor plan. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
3034 Welcome to California 1.1887 0.03818 106 86 20 0
3035 Guaranteed to bring back your childhood. 1.1885 0.03556 122 99 23 0
3036 This would be perfect for when your mother comes to visit. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
3037 This lovely house comes with a recently renovated “No Girlz Allowed” sign. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
3038 Well, what’s your definition of a neighborhood? 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
3039 It came from the estate of Jane and Johnny Weissmuller. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
3040 If only it weren’t for the squeaky floor boards. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
3041 The rooms are deceptively large. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
3042 This is the only penthouse apartment in your price range. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
3043 This is the one you’ve been waiting for. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
3044 Your equity will grow rings around the neighbors'. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
3045 There’s no plumbing but you’ll figure that out. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
3046 Timmy the owner wants a cell phone and a puppy for it, but I think he'd settle for a bike. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
3047 The rent is subsidized and the bathroom in the garage is open to you 24-7. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3048 It's a bit of a reach for you, but the location is incomparable. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3049 The HOA does allow sublets to squirrels. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3050 I realize this is a little over your price range . You may have to go out on a limb! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3051 This is the last of what's left. Take it or leave it. #climatechange 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
3052 You can put the air back in Air B&B. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
3053 Just think, in San Francisco Bay Area, where can you find a house under $2 million? 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3054 And it's above the flood plain! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3055 What do you think? The kids would love it! 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3056 It is a timeshare…you have it from 9 pm to 3 pm, the neighborhood kids have it from 3 pm to 9 pm. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3057 The open house is completely booked 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3058 I heard Mark Zuckerberg thought up Facebook in there 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
3059 This is a rare find. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
3060 With right of passage? 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3061 The high price is because of the balcony view 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3062 … and there’s a lot of natural light 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
3063 A literal bird’s eye view with authentic reclaimed plank wood flooring. 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
3064 I’ll give you $50,000 for it 1.1875 0.03463 128 104 24 0
3065 If you buy the house, we'll put in the bottom step free of charge. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
3066 Of course, my commission is now negotiable. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3067 Put in the offer and you'll be living the high life 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3068 But what will we do if the bough breaks? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3069 You must be my son's new property managers. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
3070 What'd you expect for only a hundred thousand dollars? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
3071 The HOA fees include the arborist. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
3072 If the bathroom's got two sinks, I say take it. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
3073 Yes, you could AirBnB it to help pay for your dream weekend get-away. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
3074 While you won’t be necessarily BETTER than the Joneses, you’ll have the satisfaction of being HIGHER than the Joneses! 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
3075 For a cozy one bedroom with views like this you'd pay 1.5 million in the city. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
3076 Its a starter home for social climbers. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3077 It's a 7x24 open house 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
3078 Million Dollar View 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
3079 And this is my only listing that isn’t sky high… 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
3080 I’ll have to check if there’s ever been water in the basement. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
3081 You will see spectacular views overlooking the neighbours yards 1.1875 0.03549 144 119 23 2
3082 is it open concept? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3083 Seasonal changes. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
3084 No false advertising for this open house, huh? 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
3085 It's a distressed wood sale. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
3086 Starter homes are usually less expensive but you have to consider the neighborhood. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
3087 The best choice for being close to nature. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
3088 Boris, this is what happens when you manifest incorrectly 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
3089 It's in your price range, and your neighbors are fantastic singers. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
3090 I know we said we wanted to downsize, but this is a little extreme 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
3091 This one comes fully firnished 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3092 You'll never have to worry about an elephant in the room. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3093 And with built-in can-on-string access, you can easily communicate with Trevor next door. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3094 No, it isn’t rent stabilized. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3095 It’s 100% authentic wood. The original leaves, too. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3096 Expensive, yes, but consider the view. 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
3097 I would make an offer soon. There's a couple of squirrels that have been eyeing this property. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
3098 It's really a step up from your old place. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
3099 You can even separate the spare branch for an Airbnb! 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
3100 It has high ceilings. 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
3101 Act fast, Billy from next door is offering his all his Lunchables for a year - the pizza ones, too. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3102 But it has great bones! 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
3103 I'm sorry, there's no hazard coverage for installing a rope swing. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
3104 Just like the ad says, “Relive your childhood in this cozy rustic nest just steps from your fenced yard.” 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3105 Yes, a birdhouse will qualify as an ADU ! 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3106 Sure the plumbing needs some work but the view of the fall foliage is amazing 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3107 Larry likes the privacy of the fence. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
3108 It originally belonged to Jane Goodall . 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
3109 I hope you’re not planning to move it. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
3110 For a second floor studio walk up you'll struggle to find somewhere better for the price 1.1863 0.03861 161 138 16 7
3111 You advertised 'Upper,' not 'Fixer-Upper.' 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3112 We thought foreclosure would teach the kids not to be so fresh. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3113 The views are amazing, but windy days are a little nerve racking 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3114 It's cozy and a great fixer-upper, it has a terrific view, and the birds will wake you up each morning. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3115 It has squirrel appeal and tidying up is a breeze! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3116 We are "movin on up to our deluxe apartment in the sky." 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3117 ...perfect for empty-nesters looking to branch out. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
3118 Folks that's is an original one hundred year old walnut tree. They just don't make them like that any more! 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
3119 Well it's only a three-step walk-up. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
3120 It’s a step up from my old neighborhood. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
3121 A feature to make it affordable would grant the prior owners access during school vacations. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
3122 …Of course you’d have to be approved by the HOA first. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
3123 We know it’s a stretch, but there’s a bank in Southern California that will loan money to anyone! 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3124 The cigarettes, the lighter and the Playboy magazines do not convey. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3125 And the best news: No HOA fees! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3126 This is what I can offer you in your price range and credit rating. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
3127 You will have to share the knothole with Boo Radley. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3128 It’s better than carbon neutral! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3129 And there is even a peek-a-boo view from the south branch of the property. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3130 At least we wouldn't have to worry about the basement flooding. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3131 Nothing says 'welcome' like a suburban hi-rise! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3132 It's climb in ready. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3133 Well, it was advertised as a fixer-upper. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3134 Rustic palatial: the house is rustic, the price is palatial. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3135 Well, they did say the housing market was going up." 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3136 And the best for last… Flood insurance isn’t necessary! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3137 And for only an additional $100 a month you get bathroom privileges at the main house! 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
3138 Apparently, Granny didn’t adjust to it. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
3139 Comes with two adorable children and a goldfish, bowl included. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
3140 It never floods. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3141 You said you wanted to keep it under $600,000. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3142 Outstanding view, open floor pan, and very eco friendly. 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
3143 Yeah, you can just climb out on a branch, and shit over your neighbor's fence. It's legal too, and there's nothing they can do about it. Tree law. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3144 It is the tree which is for sale; the house is extra. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3145 You have the right to build up. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3146 Now, if you'll kindly sign the Sleep Walker waiver... 1.1852 0.04097 135 115 15 5
3147 With this house, it's literally impossible to be underwater. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3148 It's perfect for a growing family 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
3149 Fair warning, the sellers a bit of a nut nut. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
3150 Look, John, it has everything we’ve been looking for: cozy, lots of light, a yard, a great view, and the mortgage would be only 30% of our combined income. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
3151 She'll be home after her AP classes 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3152 The last inhabitant became a Pulitzer Prize winning playwright. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3153 My son decided to sell his childhood home to help pay off his student loan debt. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3154 This one has “park views” and it’s within your budget. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
3155 Hands down the best view in the neighborhood. 1.1849 0.03574 119 97 22 0
3156 This listing is an open air studio, and remember don’t get bogged down with things like wall color. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
3157 Yes, but close your eyes and just imagine the view. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3158 In California, it'd be listed as a starter home; here, it's an in-law suite. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3159 This style is very on trend right now and you have to admit, it's got curb appeal! 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
3160 I'd recommend an escalation clause. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
3161 It’s a great way to climb up the housing ladder 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
3162 $1500 a month and no pets allowed. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3163 We're marketing it as a tiny penthouse. It's perfect for small families and has an amazing view. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3164 What did you expect for a starter home in this economy? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3165 And it has a walk out basement 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3166 This beautiful mid mod has great views and is only listed at 1.5million. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3167 Plus, you’ll be safe from sea-level rise! 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3168 The south-facing door is good for light, chi absorption and family harmony. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3169 I'll let you in if you give me the password. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3170 Yes, 119 thousand for the house. You wouldn't own the tree it's sitting on. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
3171 It's a bit of a fixer upper... 1.1842 0.03647 114 93 21 0
3172 It's a re-starter home 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
3173 And it checks both your boxes of open concept AND commute. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
3174 I guess the big bad wolf hasn't gotten here yet 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3175 « Our most avant-garde property! No appliances - for authenticity. » 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3176 And also you have an excellent view of your neighbors’ house. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
3177 We have a glitch for the closing; the owner is ten years old. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
3178 And finally, for those discreet trysts we have this ADU-L-TREE. 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
3179 It's a perfect home for your pre-teens to age in place. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
3180 No playmates, no comic books, no toys, no flashlights... 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
3181 Remember, big brother can take it back anytime. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
3182 Technically it is a "house" not an apartment... 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3183 View property— handcrafted, eco-friendly, and best of all, no kitchen or bathroom to clean. 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
3184 I think you'll really like this next showing. It has a wonderful view. 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
3185 The tree doesn’t convey. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
3186 Our pet alligator has died, and we plan on moving back into the house. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
3187 The dog is really pissed off. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3188 You said we needed to open a branch office! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3189 It's our ecological contribution: three steps to bliss! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3190 Usually the "upper" in fixer-upper has a different meaning. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3191 11 million seems about right. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3192 Its been used as an Airbnb, but Bobby's ready to sell. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3193 Tommy's at Harvard Business, now. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3194 SFH, CAC, MB, ARV $400,000 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3195 Er, it’s an investment that’s sure to grow over time…” 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3196 This one is a little more pricey, but has excellent indoor-outdoor flow. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3197 Why are you selling it? You could rent it for $750 a month. 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
3198 Great for a daytime childcare business. Kids love treehouses to hang out in in and read comics all day. Just provide refreshments! 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
3199 Apparently this one is a waterfront property. The Jacobsons next door have a lovely birdbath. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
3200 Why buy a cabin in the Catskills when this is right next door? 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
3201 I don’t know about this one. Maybe we shouldn’t go out on a limb. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3202 As you can see, the upkeep is built in. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3203 This is the original tiny home. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
3204 I think that I shall never see a tree house that appeals to me. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
3205 They have three offers already, all over asking. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
3206 There's a little hole in the back of it that allows for safe disposal of waste products. Safe that is if no one is standing below. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
3207 In today’s economy, this is affordable housing. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
3208 Developers these days... 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
3209 And, at just $1.8 million, you'll have the distinct pleasure of always looking down on the Joneses. 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
3210 It's what you can afford in 5 years if you continue to save 20% of your income each year. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
3211 You're going to love the basement. 1.1830 0.03644 153 129 20 4
3212 Utilities are PIY, and HOVs are a bit pricey, but Ive got an eleven year old connection who could give you a deal on a blow-up chair that would really set the place off. Gotta act fast though, I've got a second showing with a group of third graders who seem pretty serious 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3213 Told you giving up avocado toast would pay off! Welcome to home ownership. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
3214 I was going to put in an offer but, unfortunately, there's no girls allowed. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3215 To be fair, the listing WAS for a penthouse. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3216 What it lacks in street appeal it makes up for with its minimalist interior. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3217 $7,000,000, as is. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3218 It's perfect for anyone who wants to avoid the floods we've been having. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3219 It features a stunning bird’s eye view 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3220 The previous owner flew to Florida for the winter and decided to stay. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3221 For the top floor of a penthouse, it’s a steal. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3222 It also comes with hot and cold running squirrels. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
3223 At least you'd be on the ladder 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
3224 With mortgage rates the way they are, you'll want to nab this one fast! 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3225 It's only a 1 bed 1 birdbath, but with a few ways to settle the down payment 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
3226 It's by far the worst house in the best neighborhood and has nowhere to go but up. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
3227 The owners are empty nesters looking to downsize." 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
3228 Your dad will just love it! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
3229 It's the last property in the Trump bankruptcy liquidation. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
3230 Interest rates are climbing. Are you ready to make an offer? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3231 Their parents warned told them it was too much treehouse for such a modest yard. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3232 It rises above the comps. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3233 Sorry, I can’t sell this house to the two of you — only boys allowed. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
3234 The HOA is responsible for the tree, so it’s very low maintenance. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
3235 I mean, it has limited parking, but maybe that means we have a shot at this one. 1.1818 0.03711 121 100 20 1
3236 And in just a few years it'll appreciate from 3rd story to 4th story penthouse. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3237 They say it's up and coming. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3238 Designed and built by El Barto himself" 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3239 With a little love you can make it a real tree home 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
3240 It’s very environmentally friendly! It’s entirely made out of reclaimed shipping pallets. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
3241 If your dog can jump it's a perfect dog house 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3242 It’s a sustainable design, with a net zero carbon footprint as long as you use photosynthesis for heating and cooling 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3243 When I heard the housing market was for the birds... 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3244 It’s a tree day esgrow 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
3245 Disregard the NIMBY naysayers. This tree is zoned for the neighborhood. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3246 As you can see, this is the perfect starting studio for two with privileged panoramic sights of your parents house and the neighbourhood. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3247 Here is a property with treemendous views 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
3248 You’ll enjoy million dollar views 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
3249 Well we’re movin on up, To the east side, To a deluxe apartment, In the sky… 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
3250 You and your boys could really do something with this place, Mr. and Mrs. Robinson. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
3251 It's even 'earthquake proof'! Old Stumpy here has been around for ages! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3252 You’ve heard of a ‘pied a terre?’ We call this a ‘pied a tree.’” 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
3253 It also includes air rights! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3254 Does not contain running toilets or water at all…but has a great view! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3255 You told me to branch out the search. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3256 It’s the best starter home in the neighborhood. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3257 It's got a great view! 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3258 Deal, but only if we can refinance when the Fed lowers rates, ok? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
3259 It's a great starter place for young couples who want some privacy. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3260 So, your retirement home, one floor! 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3261 The view is lovely 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3262 See, there is no housing crisis! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3263 We can offer 6.5 percent for 30 years, and if you sign today we'll add a door. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3264 The prior owners loved the birds eye view. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3265 If you can trim the price, we'll take it. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3266 Loft with a view? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3267 You really can't find a more affordable walk-up than this. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3268 Well, the ad did say 'Fixer Upper."' 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3269 stairway to mortgage 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
3270 It's what we call an 'Upper Fixer.' 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
3271 You say upscale? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3272 . . . and those are the original hardwood floors. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3273 Although the home needs a bit of sprucing up, you'll be glad to know there's branch bank offering very attractive rates. 1.1803 0.03495 122 100 22 0
3274 It has a great view of the highway. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3275 He invested a year's allowance in Truth Social. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3276 It wasn't easy, but found one with cathedral ceilings and solid wood floors throughout. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
3277 Open-concept oasis perfect for nature-loving couples searching for rustic charm! No HOA fees or CDD fees! Net zero, energy efficient family home. Features an Amazon-inspired outdoor bathroom and wrap around lanai. DM to buy. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
3278 It was once owend by the Keebler elves cookie company. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3279 Well, with the rising sea levels and all… 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3280 It’s a tree House. You are planning to have one kid, right? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3281 Of course you have the option of installing an elevator. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3282 ...and the bedroom is on the first floor! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3283 How about If we lean it against the shed and rent it as an ADU! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3284 Some say 'investment property'; I say 'nest egg'. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
3285 This is a model home. The subdivision of the entire tree will include another five homes. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3286 There is no HOA fees 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
3287 On the plus side, it offers you a worry-free life and a bird’s eye view of the neighbors’ jacuzzi. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3288 It's in your price range and you won't need flood insurance 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3289 In addition to the view, it's rent, utilities and tax free. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3290 Do you get the tree with it? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3291 Its a treehouse. A literal treehouse. Thats the reality in which you live. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3292 S’mores instructions included 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3293 It’s only a one bedroom, but the view is okay. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3294 Offers are due in 3 hours, I’d recommend waiving inspections 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3295 It’s a steal for the price in this neighborhood, and your investment just keeps growing 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3296 Can we add a pool 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3297 A great fixer upper opportunity to turn this treehouse into your treehome! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3298 Bit of a stick-ser upper if you ask me. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3299 Think of it as the original tiny home 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
3300 It may seem pricy now, but think of your grandchildren's future when the sea level rises! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3301 For a rustic studio with winter views we think it's well priced at $399,000! 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
3302 Alvin and the Chipmunks moved out, you can move in anyday 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3303 The HOAs cover tree maintenance 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3304 I'm hearing there are several other interested buyers so we are going to need to offer over asking price 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3305 You won’t find another apartment in the city in this price range! 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
3306 Bit of a fixer upper, but can't beat the view. 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
3307 This unit would be great for a branch office. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
3308 I was really hoping for his and hers closets. 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
3309 In another fifty years you will have water views. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
3310 It’s perfect if you want pets. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
3311 The landlord also accepts bitcoin. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
3312 We call it a NIMBY, cash only, fixer upper, handyman special, auxiliary dwelling unit, with income potential. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
3313 If there are HOA fees, I'm not signing anything. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3314 We already have 2 bids over the asking price! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
3315 And there are no squirrels! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3316 It's unfurnished, obviously. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3317 It's a fixer upper rustic ADU. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3318 The owner is asking for a half million -- that's under comp. Seems high, but this is California. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3319 Do you have a home without stairs? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3320 Does the purchase include the tree and the property? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3321 You did say you were willing to give up a lot for a good view. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3322 It's private now, but you'll really appreciate it around the election. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3323 It would be perfect for an airbnb. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3324 But, it's still a one story house. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
3325 My Granny can climb up there 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3326 I know. It's this market. Everything is up. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3327 Luxurious properties like this are defined by their amazing panorama. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3328 With a little imagination, it’s great for kids. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3329 It has original hardwood flooring. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3330 The previous owners said no to flood insurance, so, well... 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
3331 What do you expect for a millin two 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
3332 You’ll never have to worry about water in the basement. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3333 It's a great meditational retreat. In fact, that's where I realized I should sell it. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3334 And the best part is that it's not particle board! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3335 The place had been on the market for so long, we didn’t realize there was a tree growing underneath it, so now we have to sell it as is. Can’t beat the price!” 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3336 This is the best high-rise community so far. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3337 It's for an adventurous couple, who don't need heat, a toilet, water or food. But there is a nice breeze in the summer. And you're in one of the best yards possible. 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
3338 It’s got endless possibilities to make it your own. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3339 Just imagine you won't have to worry about flooding for the rest of your life. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
3340 The best part is - no flip tax! 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
3341 It does have a direct view of Oakland's home plate but they lowered the asking price after last season. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
3342 Don't worry, after that first set there aren't any more stairs in the whole house. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
3343 Pets are OK, but I'm afraid the property is strictly NO GIRLZ ALOWD!!! 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
3344 We could list it on AirB&B! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3345 From the photos, everyone presumed it was an eco tiny house. But it's just a hideaway for Louie, our son's orangutan. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3346 It’s urban rustic. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
3347 This is the next step up from being homeless. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
3348 I can give you all the real estate broker-speak selling points - "airy, panoramic vistas, unique, ultimate privacy" -- but in the end, it really speaks for itself. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
3349 ...and it's in the good school district and there are some lovely bistro's nearby. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3350 It's a very exclusive property. The original owner didn't allow girls to enter it. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
3351 This makes for a great second home for you, because we all know that the younger generations will never be able to afford something like this. Haha. You can rent it out to them for $3000 a month and then still find some way to complain about how lazy today’s youth is. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
3352 "We were looking for a finished basement." 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3353 This is a residential property, you can't use this as a branch office. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3354 Finally a place I can afford 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3355 You won't get a better view in this neighborhood! 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3356 I took my eye off Joey Jr. for just two minutes. I think you have an entrepreneur on your hands.” 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3357 A ton of vintage charm and just a little over budget. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3358 You won't have to worry about floods. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3359 Just slip “cottagecore” in your rental listing, and this baby will pay for itself faster than you can spell ADU. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3360 While it is in the best school district, unfortunately it is ‘NO GIRLZ ALLOWED.’ 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3361 $10,000,000 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3362 Tree, idiot. Not three. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3363 It’s been for sale since our son became so down-to-earth. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3364 The current owner is only accepting payment in comic books and chicken nuggets. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3365 Yes, interest rates are high, but the owner is highly motivated. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
3366 It’s Giving Mortgage-Tree. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3367 What do you expect for a 2% commission?” 1.1773 0.03528 141 118 21 2
3368 The perfect place to invest your nest-egg. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3369 No basement, but it's raised to prevent flooding issues. I don't expect it to last long. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3370 It's in a great neighborhood but I don't know. The seller says 'No Girls Allowed'." 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3371 It’s more private than most and has an amazing view! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3372 We built this ADU for under $500,000! 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3373 This One's Prime. It's Got The Best Tree-Top View. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3374 "I see it as a natural fixer-upper!" 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
3375 Along with the other amenities, lightning storms are electrifying! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3376 Welcome to the “wood” 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3377 Open concept, stunning views… but no girls; girls drool. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3378 You'll really save on flood insurance. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
3379 I’m legally required to inform you that my commission is negotiable. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3380 It’s not an ADU. It’s an ATU, an accessory tree house unit. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
3381 In this market, property growth is hard to come by. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3382 Well, it’s a tough market. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
3383 This is a cozy one story walk up with seasonal privacy and wrap around porch. A bit of a fix-r-upper but a steal at only 1.5M! 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
3384 Good luck getting anything fixed. The landlord is away at college. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3385 ‘This walk up studio boasts great views and is a stone’s throw from the best eats in town - Mom’s kitchen.’ 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
3386 You see, we take the 'up' in upmarket to a new level! 1.1765 0.03509 119 98 21 0
3387 $1 house. Comes with a green card. 1.1760 0.04409 125 109 10 6
3388 But I wanted carpeted stairs. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3389 It's the newest thing in the tiny home movement! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3390 Unfortunately, Lil Stevie is a licened realtor so there's not much I can do for you here- but I will say for a child his penmanship is remarkable! 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3391 Its 'curb appeal' is that it can't be seen from the curb. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3392 It’s a cozy fixer with great views! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3393 Before you judge, wait till you see the inside. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3394 It may be a little small but it has a great view! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3395 I know what you’re thinking but as realtors we prefer to call it a “bespoke ADU. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3396 It's a steal at half a mill. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3397 Think of it as more than a one step improvement over your current home. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3398 Does it come with books? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3399 The value of this one hasn’t seen the growth as other houses in the neighborhood. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
3400 We’ll need a credit check of course. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
3401 Original wood everything and gets great light from all directions. All it needs is a fresh coat of paint! 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
3402 It’s our “Take A Chance On Love” nest. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3403 It has a great winter view! 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
3404 This cozy place is currently owned by a couple of empty-nesters. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
3405 It was our starter home. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3406 A real fixer-upper! 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
3407 Well, you said you were strange birds. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3408 I reduced to a million five an hour ago, and my voice mailbox is already full." 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3409 Is it furnished with all Ralph Lauren interior? 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
3410 "Sure it's a walk-up, but think of the view!" 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3411 Geez. I thought the Littles would never sell. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3412 The neighborhood's really on the up and up. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3413 Since the Airbnb ban, it just doesn’t pay to carry it. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3414 Dunno, looks a little squirrely to me. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3415 Great view of the neighborhood though. 1.1750 0.03483 120 99 21 0
3416 It's perfect for empty-nesters who want to downsize. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
3417 Well, the listing did say "Shabby Chic with a view." 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
3418 When you've paid off your student debt and sold a kidney you might be able to afford this. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3419 We're calling these "turntrees." Very popular. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3420 It gives you more opportunities to bump into each other and initiate sex. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
3421 I was ready for a fixer-upper, but not a climber-upper 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
3422 This would make a great Airbnb experience 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3423 It has lovely views, but to show we have to stage without the bird, poop and twigs. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3424 You couldn’t ask for a better school district and did I mention the open floor plan? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3425 The house is made of reclaimed wood. Even the ladder." 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3426 What do you expect for a less than 6 percent realtor fee. 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
3427 And you're sure flood insurance won't be a problem? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3428 You really can’t start them in real estate young enough. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
3429 I found one in your price range! 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3430 The ADU is nonconforming. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3431 A feng shui flip may help it sell faster.” 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3432 The good news: this one is not on ground floor. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3433 Cosy, old-wood interiors, in the lap of nature, and one we can afford, looks like our dream house, honey! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3434 And at just one million dollars, it's a steal. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
3435 The previous tenant suddenly got on the endangered species list." 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
3436 It’s the starter home you can afford. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3437 Tiny houses are all the rage right now, and this one has an amazing view! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3438 Like they always say, "Location, Location, Location!" 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3439 Does it have a bonus room? 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3440 The view alone is worth it. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3441 It's got one good bone. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3442 It’s a perfect starter home and you can relive your childhood.. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
3443 I’m sure your mother-in-law will love it.” 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3444 You won't have to worry about flooding, but you might want to put in some plumbing or a door. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3445 It's a very intimate space, close to nature, plenty of ventilation, just a bit rustic yet with an amazing view. A real love nest 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3446 The seller is very motivated because he wants to ‘upgrade his graphics card,’ whatever that means. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3447 I know the covenants are quite strict, but we are going out on a limb here. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3448 It's a special location. There are ordinances against highrises and nothing but seedlings can be planted within 100 feet of the home. You'll never lose the view. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3449 Well, it’s definitely a step up from our current place. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3450 The price per square foot is a real bargain in this neighborhood. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3451 you're not gonna find another property at this price outside of a flood zone. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3452 If you wave the inspection, they may consider your offer of $100k over asking price 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3453 The Owners took advantage of a government program to plant ahead for their child’s future. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
3454 This market keeps going up! 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3455 Can we negotiate the tree percent broker fee? 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3456 Highest and best offers are due Monday at 5. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3457 You’re going to love the open floor plan and the wide plank hardwood floors. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3458 HOA fees include free peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3459 Here we have a true craftsman. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3460 Well then how would you define charming? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3461 Grandma couldn't make it up and down the rungs and more. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
3462 You will not find another property that screams quiet luxury quite like this gem nestled in the heart, of an estate-of-an-estate in Greenwich, CT. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3463 The price has a compelling reason: it belonged to Tarzan. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
3464 It's definitely a step up from your current neighborhood. 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
3465 Sure it’s small, but the view is amazing 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
3466 We're targeting young married couples looking for a starter at under a million. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3467 The best offers so far are from squirrels, but they only pay in acorns. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3468 Here's an easy cure for your nature-deficit disorder. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3469 And your equity base will just keep rising! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3470 I really didn't want a high rise, but if it has white cabinets I might consider. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3471 It’s better than our current place, which is a cardboard box behind the gas station. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3472 Billy is in school right now but I’m sure he’d be willing to share his property survey after he’s dismissed. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3473 Okay, so it's $1.35M but it's got an open floor plan, some of the best schools in the area, and the seller is willing to do a two-point rate buydown. Shall I write an offer? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3474 ...and entry security is password protected. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3475 This was Tarzan's first home. It was also owned by Popeye and Olive Oyl! The current owners are too famous to name! 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
3476 it’s a step up from what you’re currently in. 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
3477 The view is spectacular and there’s room in back to put in an elevator. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3478 The owner isn't motivated at all. He's living in his mom's basement. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3479 There’s a bidding war between the Henderson twins.” 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3480 Great location, but the tiny home neighbors are a bit snooty 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3481 So this is your idea of a house in the country. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3482 And they said you can never go home again... 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
3483 The former occupant upgraded to the attic for better wifi reception. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3484 It’s an upscale property with seasonal potential. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3485 It's price reflects that it's probably not up to Code. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3486 small but affordable and you don't have to pay for pluming and electricity. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3487 I won't lie to you, the cooling shade'll be gone half a year, then again it's winter. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3488 Just needs some plumbing 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3489 It's the embodiment of downsizing. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3490 With our combined annual income of 3 million, i'm pretty sure we can swing this. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3491 This is our movin-on-up special. 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
3492 I ran out of those booties so if you could remove your shoes that’d be great 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3493 Talk about your leafy suburbs!" 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3494 You'll still need to pay the pet deposit. The last owner tried to say they didn't have any birds, but as you can see... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3495 But it has plenty of room to grow… 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3496 The former owners felt they had outgrown it. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3497 The view is nice. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3498 And for the down payment, I’m told a PlayStation 5 will do nicely. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
3499 When we built it, I never imagined it would go for half a million dollars. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3500 Look, I only have till June to still make 6% off this sale. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
3501 The house will go up, too. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
3502 Aloft. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3503 These are typically carpeted with girly magazines. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3504 Perfect for entertaining guests once you’ve finished your chores. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3505 It’s private, secluded, and perfect for a treetop tryst. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3506 Bijou perhaps, but it was never designed to be your family tree. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3507 It’s haunted. Other than that, it’s a fine house. Cheap, too. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3508 It's eco-friendly, safe, and only 500K. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3509 No, there is no HOA fee, why do you ask? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
3510 It’s the worst house on the best block. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3511 Ready to take your living situation to new heights? Ideal starter nest for those looking to branch out 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3512 Nuts not included 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3513 This fixer upper is so cozy the call of nature feels like a breeze. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3514 You’re buying a piece of history. I lost my virginity up there! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3515 Think of it as a climb-in closet 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3516 I've heard about the property ladder, but this is ridiculous! 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3517 Power and plumbing are really just bonds of privilege, aren’t they?” 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3518 Great views but the amenities are for the birds! 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
3519 The stairs could use some fixing up, but the view is amazing. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3520 Tarzan moved to Florida 1.1709 0.03495 117 97 20 0
3521 I know it’s more expensive than our place Maude, but it’s bigger and has hard wood floors. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
3522 Look at the positives, you'll get a nice tree top view! 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
3523 Unfortunately, the seller is only accepting cash offers. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
3524 We can offer an 8.99% interest rate. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
3525 And just wait until you see the regular house this comes with. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
3526 It's a fixer-downer. 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
3527 You've lucked out - a penthouse on your budget! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
3528 It’s a real green oasis 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
3529 Glad you're here, Tom. We want to view the home but the ad said, "No girlz allowed." 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
3530 Full disclosure: I lost my cherry up there…! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
3531 You past the test. Now that we know you are serious, we'll go inside and see the house. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3532 Told you it comes with panoramic views! 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
3533 Look at it this way: you’ll never have to worry about your basement. 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
3534 Yes, it’s a walk-up. But there is room for a dumbwaiter in the back. 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
3535 Homes like this tend to appeal to the upwardly mobile. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3536 In this house, we believe love is love, science is real, and in YIMBYism. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3537 The bank foreclosed on the Robinsons, so here we are… 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3538 OK, so its small but it has a great view. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3539 Rents killer, views are amazing…. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3540 You'll need to move fast. We've already got an offer from a nice family of squirrels who have waived inspection. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3541 For when your mother-in-law comes to visit. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3542 Think what we’ll save on furniture. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3543 At least you'll never worry about being underwater 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3544 Movin’ on up! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3545 Put down roots with this ideal starter house. Cozy with a view. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3546 The realtor said we have to go over asking, and write a letter to the owners. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3547 We're unloading the ADU now that Grampa is gone. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3548 Once you're inside it'll be like you died and went to kiddy heaven! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3549 Anyway, like I said, this house is TREE-mendous. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3550 Heat, electricity, and water not included. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3551 The owner moved up! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3552 its average 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3553 It was a great place to raise our kids, but in this economy we’re looking to downsize. Sam M, NYC 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3554 The dog house has gone condo. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3555 The view is seasonal. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3556 There's actually a big difference between a tree house and a house in a tree. 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
3557 It’s a major fixer-upper. How’s your allowance? 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3558 Ok, he really has inflated the value of his real estate properties. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3559 When you grow out of things it’s time to move on to the next 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3560 The open concept truly embodies an unspoken invitation to the daily lives of those around you. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3561 Yes, the tree DOES convey! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3562 It’s got good bones. Do trees have bones? I don’t know, but the bones are good. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3563 Welcome to the Henry David Thoreau Penthouse. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3564 It's the only option I can offer you that is not a complete waste of my time" 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3565 It’s grandfathered in as a backyard ADU 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3566 This one just came on the market, due to the previous owners having to change schools 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3567 It's a good place to put down roots. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3568 The seller just wants to drop out from elementary school and to retire to his grandparents'. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3569 An arborist is included in the HOA. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3570 Remember the old woman who lived in a shoe? This was her first house. Before she downsized. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3571 It may not look like much, but you have to use your imagination. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3572 Think of it as a superannuated starter. 1.1696 0.03562 112 93 19 0
3573 This luxury penthouse may seem overpriced, but you never need to worry about saving a tree again because you're living in one. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3574 The last owners decided to downsize and move to a smaller place. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3575 They’re asking $3M, but that includes access to the hose. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3576 I know you both mentioned liking open floor plans 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3577 It’s perfect for your kids, but not much space to branch out. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
3578 They'll throw in a tire swing, interest free. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
3579 Well, it's certainly a step up from the old place! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3580 tres bien 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3581 The carbon offset design features its own sustainable materials for future additions. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3582 For an extra $50,000 I can get you a bottom step. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3583 Sweeping vistas" might be overstating it, but I am vibing with the open floor plan 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3584 Nice, but girls not allowed. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
3585 One of the few detached homes available in this neighborhood. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3586 jack doesn't climb the trees.. 🤷 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3587 You must admit, it's a step up from the old place. 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
3588 It's a one story walkup 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
3589 ...and it really won't take much of your nest egg 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
3590 Here is the charming pied-à-terre with sweeping views of the neighborhood within your price range. 1.1687 0.03459 160 137 19 4
3591 There are three offers already, but I think we can come in at $1.1 million. What do you say? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3592 If we all go in together and get 2nd jobs, we may just be able to get this San Francisco treehouse 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3593 An East-facing ladder is what makes this house stand above the rest of the neighborhood 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3594 Great bones: buried just behind the tree. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3595 Of course, there will be closing costs." 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3596 That’s Tarzan’s home 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3597 …and the best part is, no utility bills! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3598 We've made it easy for you to put down roots. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3599 The open floor plan is ideal for entertaining birds and squirrels. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3600 Downsizing? Comes with a great view, and you'll never complain about the neighbors! 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
3601 I built this house with my bare hands. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3602 Landscaping should be a cinch 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3603 Just letting you know, we already have seven offers in, and two are all cash. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3604 I see you’ve both sold an arm for this property… maybe somewhere with fewer ladders would be more accommodating? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3605 This cozy 1 room 0 bath fixer-upper comes fully equipped with 2 open windows, 1 doorless opening, glorious views, and lots of fresh air. $2.4 M in the best Santa Barbara backyard 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3606 Can I interest you in this breezy summer respite? Truly, it is a cut above. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3607 You said you wanted built ins 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3608 Grab this one and you’ll never have to worry about keeping up with the Joneses.” 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3609 So vintage. I wouldn't change anything. 1.1682 0.03633 107 89 18 0
3610 A wire transfer for a fafillion dollars might be considered. However we are expecting another offer shortly. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3611 Yes, it may be small, but just think of the view. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3612 This entire area is in a flood zone, so this one is an excellent choice. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3613 Yes but there also are serious downsides to suicide. 1.1681 0.04687 113 100 7 6
3614 Now, mind you- this is just a starter home, so accessibility was not a chief concern during construction. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3615 I don’t know, Annie, it seems like a risky adventure.” - Jack 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3616 You said you wanted to climb to the middle class 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3617 It's all about location, location, location. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3618 We're introducing the newest concept in housing construction; The single use dwelling. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3619 But we can save on flood insurance. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3620 The price is right, but the HOA fees are ridiculous. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3621 It’s on trend with the new open air concept 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3622 Beautiful view, natural AC, no plumber bills, no electrician bills, no scam calls or being hacked. Put up some curtains, get your great grandma's china pitcher and basin and have stress free living for only 1.2. 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
3623 Yes, it's a fixer-upper, but what a view! 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3624 Actually, the kids don't come with it. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3625 I'd go in at all cash and expect a bidding war. A Cupertino ADU for only $1.5mm won't last long. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
3626 They've claimed squatter's rights on the property. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
3627 The kids are separate. 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
3628 You said the current owner wants $500 million and has a mortgage for $400 million ? “. “Oh, yes, but I am certain Mr Trump would negotiate “ 1.1679 0.04218 131 115 10 6
3629 The Swiss family who lived here before let it go for taxes. You can have it for a yodel. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3630 THE FOOTPRINT IS SMALL BUT YOU CAN ADD SECOND FLOOR ! 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
3631 Real estate. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3632 Sure it's expensive, but our entire economic structure is predicated on my ability to do stuff like this 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
3633 She wants to go to a better college than we can afford . . . – this should cover it! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3634 It’s a great place if you are looking to branch out and leaf your worries behind 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3635 The owner does not accept letters, only memes. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3636 The owner is getting older and wants to upsize. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3637 Here's what voting for 'Build Back Better' gets you. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3638 It's obviously a fixer upper. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3639 It's just a little below average for San Diego at $1.2 million. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3640 The previous owner's dog was quite the climber. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
3641 And here we have the in-law unit which is part of the main house. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3642 It could be a little chilly in January. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3643 Sure it's a fixer upper, but it's affordable. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3644 With interest rates, this at the top of your budget, but the previous owner is leaving a comic collection. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
3645 The owners built it for the larger songbird species. Their feeder is even more impressive. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3646 No, Mrs. Jones, that price does not include the tree. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3647 The chimp has moved out. Now they’re looking for a chump! 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3648 This property includes the Lego set inside. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3649 Well, you know what they say. You either live near the tree, or you live in the tree. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3650 At the new interest rates, it's a stretch but could really be worth it! 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
3651 That's some high-rise real estate innit? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3652 it's the next big thing in vertical integration 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3653 One caveat, I'd recommend putting it on Airbnb at Halloween. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3654 It’s a brand-new subdivision. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3655 Okay, it is affordable. But are we responsible for maintaining the lawn? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3656 I found this prime opportunity to elevate your living experience. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3657 I think you'll appreciate the open concept living. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3658 The views of your neighbors are spectacular. Free entertainment. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3659 Who can blame him? He paid for it with birthday and lawnmowing money, and now he expects to reap a substantial increase in value. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3660 You are in luck. Only last week were we allowed girls to attend the open house and bid on this very exclusive offering! 1.1667 0.03506 114 95 19 0
3661 Great I'll start the paperwork! One more small thing. Legally, I have to disclose the asking price is so low because it was the site of a double homicide. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3662 The former tenant just turned 13 and decided he needed a bigger space. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3663 No, it doesn't come with a parking space. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3664 The view of the park is sublime. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3665 The upstairs neighbours? Two squirrels who only use it as a summer home, and God. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3666 It's a great deal and there's free cookies sometimes. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3667 It actually exceeds government flood mitigation requirements. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3668 No water, one plug! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3669 It's the closest I could get in this neighborhood to a house with views. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3670 Legacy admission to Harvard included. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3671 Like the listing said, it is a starter home. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
3672 For $3000/month you can’t beat the views 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3673 It has good roots…and we expect multiple bids, so we should come in at least 30% over asking. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3674 I know it’s slightly above your budget but the flood insurance is a bargain 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3675 You betcha! ‘tis haunted. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3676 This is the best viewing spot for the 2045 eclipse. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3677 Sorry, girls only! 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3678 It would make a great Tree-N-B. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
3679 The only drawback? It doesn't come with a two car garage. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
3680 This one is only slightly above the market 1.1654 0.03493 127 107 19 1
3681 ...and you can reduce your overhead by charging Billy and his friends on Saturday nights... 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
3682 The owners took YIMBY a little too literally. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3683 It has a certain Rustic Charm. I'm just not sure if it's $2 million worth of rustic coziness, you know? That other one has a door." 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3684 In real estate lingo we describe it as, ‘Natural climate central air’. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
3685 You can qualify for rebates and tax credits if you switch to solar, upgrade your windows, install a tankless water heater, prioritize energy appliances, install Energy Star ceiling fans . . . and there’s no yard maintenance!! 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
3686 With 3 bedrooms and two bathrooms, it’s a steal. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3687 The pros: You do want to downsize and with this small unit you will have lovely bird song in the morning, the calming susurration of the leaves in the breeze at night, a wonder close-up view of local fauna at a great price. The cons: It needs some minor repairs. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3688 This is the only aerie I could find in your price range. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3689 What I truly love about this propriety is its elevated architecture 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3690 So of course the bath is en suite. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
3691 It's between you and a couple of crows. Frankly, I don't want their kind ruining the neighborhood. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3692 This is not what I meant by putting down roots. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3693 With your income, this is the best you are going to get in this neighborhood. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3694 The porta-potty is down on Cypress, but $900,000 is a great price for Ridgewood! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3695 It was the only thing left in your price range.... 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3696 Oh, and it's wheelchair accessible. My husband accessed one right after building it. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3697 The plumbing needs some work. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3698 Penthouse views come with a premium price. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3699 Our last one left the nest so where downsizing to a birdhouse. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3700 Now, Alan, I suggest you purchase this studio apartment before the New Yorkers come a-flocking. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3701 My daughter is getting into the real estate game to save up for college. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3702 You’re prequalified—which will give you a leg up. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3703 The price is great for this market but I don’t think it technically qualifies as an ADU… 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
3704 Cozy, unobstructed view 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3705 Rent is definitely on the rise 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
3706 Is a perfect investment for a b&b 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3707 I'm not sure whether I like the paint color. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3708 They're now working on their first IPO. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3709 And it does come with a one year warranty which covers damage from falling nuts, leaf clogs, termites, borer beetles, chainsaws and root rot. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3710 ...and you don't need flood insurance. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3711 Janet Yellen just put in a bid. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3712 And, it IS a room with a view… 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
3713 Did I mention the commanding view of the Johnson's swimming pool? 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3714 Heating and plumbing not included. Shall we? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3715 Only Tree fifty for this elevated design 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3716 It's not the biggest but it does have air rights. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3717 Didn't you say you wanted to downsize? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3718 Now, what we have here is a traditional 6’x8’ treetop Little Rascals den, original “No Gurlƨ Alloud!!” sign still taped to the door. Spectacular views, terrific outdoor space— really what more can you ask for?! Asking price starts at $2,300,000.” 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3719 The prior owner is a celebrity. You've heard of Ranger Rick!? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3720 It’s the only Junglelow in your price range 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3721 You can get an ADU permit in California for anything these days. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3722 The previous residents didn't allow girls, so the curb appeal has become, negligible. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3723 High-top house for sale : now the trend is in top not tech 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3724 Think of all your kids! If little Johnny takes a tumble, that's one down, two more to go. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3725 I know you said you weren’t interested in the five-story walk-up we just looked at, so here’s more of a climb-up. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3726 here it is, the 1.3 Million dollar fixer upper! 1.1642 0.03991 134 117 12 5
3727 It’s cheap because you share it with the beaver club boys on Saturdays. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3728 It's a pied-a-terre in a tree. What's so difficult to understand?" 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
3729 it's a growth opportunity 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3730 I may consider an elevator in the future. 1.1639 0.03366 122 102 20 0
3731 The price is negotiable as long as you forego the termite inspection. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3732 The lake is extra. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3733 You'll love the gentle undulation in the wind. 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
3734 Gentrification ... 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3735 For the birds? Not this one. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3736 It's for the birds." 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3737 And you’ll be snugging cozy when all your neighbors are flooded. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3738 Loft living is all the rage right now. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3739 Not the penthouse, but cozy! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3740 Quiet luxury is all the rage right now 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3741 Plus, it’s limb stabilized! 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3742 The loft could use an update, but it has good bones. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3743 They're asking $600,000. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3744 You're in luck. These owners just had their kids finally move out of the nest. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
3745 Just imagine the savings on flood insurance! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3746 It's near a liquor store, 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3747 Won’t last long…light, airy and open concept. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3748 This is what you can get at your price point, but at least the risk of flood rating is very low. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3749 There is room for expansion. You could build a basement rental suite to help with the mortgage. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
3750 No worries about flood insurance. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3751 ADU's are all the rage in this neighborhood. You'll just love it. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3752 The previous owner says he will vacate when he gets the allowance he deserves. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3753 YES, IT'S PERIOD AUTHENTIC. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3754 The best part is that you have 360° views. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3755 Do you think that the locusts will kill the tree? 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3756 50s years ago you couldn't even buy here -- this neighborhood had a "no girls allowed" covenant 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3757 The Mr. and I are fair; we didn't align that lowest piece of wood; we'll shave three dollars off the asking price. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3758 It’s the only house on the market that allows you to rise above the rat race. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3759 And it’s turnkey ready to move in. If it had a door. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3760 And With Only One Flight of Stairs! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3761 Around here, we call it the tiny house with the million-dollar view." 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3762 We think this home was just made for an upwardly mobile couple. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3763 Some paint and a few little repairs and in six months you can flip it for double the money. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3764 Your new home will literally grow in value. Just think of the savings in lumber costs!! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3765 And there’s a mother-in-law suite in the back… 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3766 We prefer to call it an open floor plan. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3767 The snake problem has been eradicated.” 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3768 It does come with seller financing though 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3769 It's a perfect first house for a young couple. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3770 Will you deliver? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3771 There’s no where to go but up from here! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3772 The house I ordered off Temu 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3773 You said you were looking for a “Walk Up” 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3774 The neighbors are a nutty bunch of squirrels 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
3775 Owner will finance, plus remove any stuck plastic bags for one full year. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
3776 . “I really thought you’d like this because you’re the squirreliest buyers I’ve ever worked with.” 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3777 You know, green space is at a premium. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3778 Perfect is so many ways ... and you save money on your gym membership! 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3779 The owner turned 9. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3780 Boy, you weren’t kidding about waking up to the sound of birds chirping. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3781 The views are the best in the neighborhood and are unparalleled! 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3782 When you said it was a real fixer-upper, we thought the emphasis was on the first part. 1.1623 0.03739 154 135 13 6
3783 Mini homes are trending these days. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3784 Not a single sparrow showed any interest in even looking at this place. 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
3785 Finally gonna get a piece of the pie. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3786 Before going full pied-à-terre, maybe dip your toe in the water with this pied-en-haut? 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
3787 The cheapest house in Vancouver 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
3788 But real selling point is that you won’t need flood insurance 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3789 You can’t beat the Real Estate Taxes! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3790 It comes with an amazing view, weekly mowed lawn, and wasp nest inside included! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3791 It doesn't look like much now, but with some drapes and a couple of throw cushions you could totally make it your own. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3792 Only one owner, the floorplan is flexible, and the view of the neighbors' yard is stunning. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3793 Well, it's all I could find in your price range and in your neighborhood. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3794 “Not sure it’s big enough for all three of us…” 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3795 You know what they say, these days: it's vegetation, vegetation, vegetation. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3796 The most important features? Why, location...location...location. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
3797 'In real estate, it doesn't get more real than this. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3798 Trust me,it will just grow on you. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
3799 But on the positive side, you get a great view of the neighbour's bedroom - and they're swingers. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3800 It's a bit of a fixer-upper but it's also haunted. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3801 No, there’s no bathroom, but you can always pee behind the tree. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3802 Now this is a room with a view! 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
3803 I suggest you make an offer before mortgage rates go up. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3804 It's the only home on this block that fits your price range and doesn't have any bidders. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3805 Will we need a building permit to add a second bedroom? 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3806 One bedroom, no bathrooms, and a million termites. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3807 But the listing is very down to earth. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3808 The owner is a very nice young man who lives close by 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3809 And the view is fantastic! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3810 In today's economy its a steal at $150,000 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3811 The only way to save the tree was to declare it an historic building. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3812 How is it during earthquakes? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3813 Except for no bathroom, it's a really good price for the area.... 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3814 Do you think our couch will fit in there? 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3815 Is the price commensurate with the altitude? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3816 Eventually, your kids may want to build a brownstone with the rest of the yard. You’ll have plenty of space to do so, if you choose. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3817 On the other hand, you'll save on furniture. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3818 Well, it does have a nice view. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3819 It's a Treeny house. Newest model. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3820 Wrap it up - I'll take it. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3821 ... and she's buying the stairway to Heaven ... 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3822 You did say you wanted to get on the property ladder. 1.1610 0.03398 118 99 19 0
3823 If you like cookies, this is the home for you! 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3824 Well...I like it...but are the appliances in good working order? 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3825 The owner decided the tiny-house life wasn't for him. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3826 Zillow says it will sell faster than 95% of all other homes in the area. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3827 well honey, you wanted the neighbors to look up to us. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3828 After our kids left, it became a loft tiny home. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3829 Rustic feel, open floor concept, and just look at those views from up here! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3830 Supply is tight. It's the only high-rise on the market. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3831 It has its rustic charms, but the lease has a rider that says no stinky boys allowed. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3832 Only one previous owner.. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3833 Great views but you'll need to bring your own chamber pot.. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3834 Porta-potty is an additional charge.... 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3835 This could be our last chance to enjoy our dream house. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3836 Everything keeps going up! 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
3837 I guess the Feds were serious when they said housing market is rising. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3838 I hear the new owners just started elementary school. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3839 The modern American starter home 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3840 Upper floor, fantastic view, suburban setting ... what's not to like? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3841 Above the rest, this starter home needs a little TLC but offers commanding views throughout the year. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3842 Homes like this are all the rage with kids these days. You truly can't top this deal. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3843 We've have a lot of interest in the property, so if you're serious about making an offer, you had better act fast. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
3844 It works. If you can climb, you can make it home! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3845 You can afford this one -- it's an 'upper-fixer' with open concept and hardwood floors! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3846 When you said you wanted on the property ladder this came to mind! 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
3847 It’s a starter tree house. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3848 Of course, it's been a long time since them days, but I have it from a very good source that this house used to belong to Spanky and Alfalfa. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3849 It's a great starter home -- a steal at just $750,000. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3850 Apple and HP started in dank garages, but a young Jeff Bezos conceived of Amazon in this treehouse. Plus, it's got a great view! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3851 it used to be a rental 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3852 I knew this realtor was squirrelly - but this is a good place to put down roots 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3853 It's what you call a Tiny House. 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
3854 It's a cozy space with some room to branch out. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3855 ... and this one has not only low taxes but plenty of opportunity for slow growth over the years. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3856 Guaranteed nest egg. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3857 It has the best view in the property and our cat just loves it. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3858 ...and it does come with Starlink, as the original owner was a college dropout who founded a social media empire. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3859 No need to ask about flood insurance. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3860 It wouldn't be too difficult to install an elevator for when you get older. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3861 . . . and you simply won't BELIEVE the fall foliage! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3862 You're gonna love the view. 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
3863 For those who want to branch out 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3864 It's a great investment opportunity. The neighborhood is up and coming. You might even be able to turn it into condos 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3865 For sale: perfect for lovebirds, air conditioning included! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3866 I listed it as the first pent-tiny house. Views are great. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3867 Who said millennials didn't want to buy a home? 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3868 It’s as close as you’ll get to puberty in your price range. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3869 A Fixher up thar, she be❣️ 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3870 It affords significant privacy for your mother-in-law. But streaming options are severely limited. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
3871 Is the next included? 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
3872 By the way, it's zoned for "Boyz only! No Gurls!" 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
3873 It's post modern, kill or be killed. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
3874 This penthouse apartment features an open concept layout, stunning 360º views, and a rope ladder. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3875 Sure, but you can't argue the million-dollar view in your price range. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3876 Sustainable quote is included on the payment 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
3877 Our tenant left us a note that he was running for President. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3878 True, but on the other hand the maintenance fees are super cheap. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3879 The curb appeal is absent, but what a view! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3880 This is a lesser known side effect of inflation 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3881 Ticks all my boxes. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3882 Perfect for you to downsize, the taxes are low, and you can't beat the location. 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3883 We want to buy it. But It is a function of the election; if Biden or Trump will win coupled with the rate of inflation and what the fed will do to interest rates, not to mention the cost of lumber and if the tree is worth more than the treehouse. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3884 I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD US. MY HUSBAND AND I SAID WE WERE LOOKING TO BUY A ‘TOWN’ HOUSE. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3885 It comes already furnished. 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3886 …and you can rent it for the summer to cover your mortgage. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3887 My mother in law said it didn't meet her high standards so I'm selling it. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3888 Wait until we get up there, it has the most breathtaking grey laminate flooring! 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
3889 Do not worry, comes with virtual plumbing; it is eco-friendly, never clogs, and very pleasurable to use from up there !! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3890 You said you into serious downsizing. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3891 The HOA does not include the cleaning of bird droppings. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3892 It’s 5 million dollars. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3893 It comes with a built-in mother-law house. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3894 I would suggest acting fast, as we’re expecting a cash offer from another buyer. I can’t tell you who…but it rhymes with ShlackShrock. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
3895 Mr. and Mrs. "Of the Jungle" are divorcing, and it's priced for quick sale. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3896 No, it doesn't come with a garage, but the view is spectacular. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3897 So, again…‘putting down roots’ was a metaphor. A little like the ‘good bones’ misunderstanding we had at the mausoleum. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3898 The location isn't great, however the HOA dues are affordable 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3899 It’s the ideal love nest! 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3900 Oh, yes. Tiny house IS the way to go these days! 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3901 We do have several offers already 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3902 "It has great views into your neighbors windows!" 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3903 Though downsizing, you still get to go up. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3904 I hate seeing all these branch banks closing. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3905 No, Amazon does not deliver to the front door, unfortunately. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3906 And, the owner promises to put a hot tub in before closing 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3907 You should see the size of the bird that is selling it! 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3908 It’s a wonderful example of early Tarzan architecture. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
3909 Not a buyer's market. Lease it. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3910 It doesn’t have an address, the previous owner was kind of squirrelly. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3911 It's an arboreal condo. 1.1579 0.05034 95 85 5 5
3912 Is there an early bird discount ? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3913 Open air walls are the new trend. Give your best and final now before it goes into a bidding war. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3914 Your investment will grow an average of 7% per year. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3915 It's the perfect size for empty nesters looking to downsize 1.1575 0.03432 127 108 18 1
3916 It was a starter. Now it's a fixer-upper. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
3917 You’ll appreciate the tax and flood insurance savings. 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
3918 IT COMES COMPLETE WITH BIRDS, BUGS, AND TREE, A REAL BARGAIN! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3919 It also generates a nice second income as a B&B 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3920 This house is comes with an auxiliary dwelling unit! 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3921 Does it come with in-unit laundry? 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3922 So I guess this is what they mean by "pied-a-air" 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3923 Give it some thought. He's offering financing. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3924 The market’s really looking up! 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3925 it's above your budget, but it comes with a view, a garden and a terrace 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3926 Nothing like kicking back on the front branch after a half day. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3927 Do you have the birds’ consent? 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
3928 It’s an upper upper. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3929 'Open air concept with a view', right? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3930 And you can see Russia from your porch! 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3931 As of now, it’s only used by Republicans when Congress is in session. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
3932 We’ve really branched with the starter-home market. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
3933 Serious offers only 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3934 Look at it this way, you save a ton of money on Flood Insurance. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
3935 100% natural. No electric, water, or heating bills. The cost can't be beat. And zoned for an outhouse! Who could want more? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3936 Well, you won't have to pay for flood insurance." Lawrence Coffey, San Francisco, C 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
3937 Jut think of the possibilties. We could spy on everyone. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3938 ..bcoz you love Tarzan stories! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3939 Well since it is The Cape the price is only one million. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3940 And it's mobile, if you ever decide to pull up your roots and move! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3941 It's a fixer upper, but at a good price! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3942 I told you we shouldn’t have gone with the Swiss Family Robinson Realty Firm 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3943 This may not be the ideal loft you were looking for but the listing described the space as a lofty ideal residence, recently vacated by woodland creatures who are willing to negotiate. 1.1565 0.03403 115 97 18 0
3944 Yes, but consider the view! 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3945 I’ll have to ask the squirrel 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
3946 You'll love it--Marie Kondo used to live here. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3947 I don't do windows." 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3948 You don't have to worry about being in the floodplain! 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
3949 DEI built this house. 1.1562 0.04215 128 114 8 6
3950 Rumor has it that Joanna and Chip are interested in this unique property. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3951 Perfect for those wanting to unplug in an elevated living experience 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3952 You won’t have to rake the leaves in the fall. 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
3953 I don't have anything but, I'm sure it'll sell as a reality show. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
3954 As soon as your deposit is in escrow, we can arrange your interview with the Co-Op board. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3955 Nestled in nature, this cozy home features an open floor plan. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3956 It used to belong to my uncle Tom. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3957 We're good with it as long as you don't have an HOA. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3958 It’s fully furnished with crumpled candy wrappers and empty Coke cans. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3959 This place is a hidden gem. It just needs a little imagination. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
3960 My husband gave it to our 14 year old on his birthday last week. Looks like he's already outgrown it. Who knew? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3961 I believe there may be a problem with the title. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3962 sure, it’s a fixer upper, but the view is magnificent. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3963 The perfect home to start your family tree 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3964 It needs a little work but, considering the neighborhood, the view and the fact that my commission is negotiable, the price is reasonable and it is very child-friendly. 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
3965 We call this...elevated...downsizing 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
3966 And there is an unfinished basement with unlimited square footage… 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3967 Many couples like to begin their home owning experience with a three-board walkup, they're an easy way to build equity. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3968 It's a great starter home if you can see the potential. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3969 The view will appreciate along with the value. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3970 “This one has it all: incomparable ceiling height and an en suite bird bath.” 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
3971 My son just graduated from college and he wants to move home. I need to tell him I sold his room. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3972 ‘I mean, who said it was impossible to get on the property ladder!’ 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
3973 This is not what I expected when I saw your ad for an accessory dwelling unit. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3974 any restriction on short-term rentals? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3975 It’s out of a flood zone. A true diamond in the rough for a little elbow grease. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3976 I don’t know…something about the economy 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3977 Is it pet friendly? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3978 It's gently used, but there are bits of snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
3979 This is a tree fort. It is for sale. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
3980 With these rates, real estate is for the birds. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
3981 You said room for two. You didn't specify two of what. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
3982 Buy now for a perfectly unreasonable amount of money! 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3983 Does it come with the tree included? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3984 The stairs might need some repairs, but the view will make up for it. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3985 Seriously though, it will surely grow on you... 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3986 I know what you're thinking... "why wouldn't you just leave the wood in the tree?" 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3987 You better make a decision quickly, this is the only tiny house for sale in our neighborhood 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3988 It's what the visionaries calls "Arboreal Artisan." 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3989 Sure, Amazon may have difficulty with deliveries, but now you’ll have roots. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3990 O 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3991 Just a reminder that the club house fees are a bit steep. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3992 The previous owners told me they had upgraded to a rooftop tent on their SUV. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3993 Lightly wooded, great view, above the bric-a-brac. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3994 Well, yes. it does need a bit of work, but the view! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3995 This is our 'out on a limb model.' 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3996 millennials have been eating these up! Cozy *and* affordable! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3997 I found it on treelia.com! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3998 Sure it’s a fixer-upper, but it comes with automatic membership in the local club! 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
3999 It's a great starter home! You'll never have to shovel the snow from the front steps! 1.1545 0.03470 123 105 17 1
4000 If you always dreamed of a house in the woods, this house if for you! 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
4001 and it’s only $450,00! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4002 Now,this home is really down to earth. Early birds chirping and your cat will never get stuck in another tree! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4003 It’s a steal for a walk up in this neighborhood. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4004 I knew rents were rising but this is a step too far! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4005 We put the tree on the tree 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4006 I thought hell was down below. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4007 It’s in our price range, but there’s no space to park the car. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4008 Oh, it will be a project 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4009 It does have to open concept. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4010 Yours for only $5,000 plus $250,000 to bring it up to code. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4011 TREE HOUSE OF THE AUGUST MOON !!! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4012 And you can add a hammock as an auxiliary dwelling unit! 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4013 My mother-In-Law loved it. 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4014 You could market it as an Up in the Airbnb! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4015 Sure, but consider the elevation and sea rise - it might be Omaha but you never know. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4016 Sure, it's a walk-up. But they only want $1.3 million for it! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4017 Look, I can call the owner to ask if they'll drop in a toilet, but you should know I have an investment trust with cash ready to buy as-is. 1.1538 0.03855 130 114 12 4
4018 The kids could use some fresh air. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
4019 ... and the HOA fees are super low! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
4020 We’re thinking of branching out a bit. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
4021 That's the Au Pair's Suite. Jordy's 23 so I guess they don't need it anymore. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4022 Great view, tweeting birds, property grows larger over time - totally organic living. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4023 The view! 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4024 What’s it going to take to get you in this house? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4025 The yard's pretty small but you can't beat the view. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4026 You can bring it down if you like" 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4027 Just think about the dog days of summer. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4028 It’s small but at least expansive. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4029 It has potential just needs some work but think of the views you’ll have. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4030 You can go in any direction you want. Maybe you'll get there, and maybe you won't. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4031 Affordable, yes. But the last tenants may or may not have had cooties. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4032 Mr. Tarzan broke his arm so he's decided to let it go. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4033 I hope we pre-qualify 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4034 . . . and when nature calls, the outhouse is right there. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4035 House hunting in Oakland, California be like... 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4036 It's about time Joey begins to understand the actual value of things. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4037 It's a 20 year land-lease with 6 month air rights. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4038 Be prepared for a bidding war with a cash buyer. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4039 She says she's not coming out till this bidding war ends! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4040 The only downside is you can't ground your kids. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4041 So this one is a little out of your price range but it has a great view, lots of natural light, and is the largest out of the properties I will show you. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4042 As I said earlier, you can definitely buy a house in this economy 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4043 It’s just a few steps to the front door and the views are spectacular! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4044 And of course you're free to AirBnB it with room for pets. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4045 The price you'll pay is getting up there, yet the overhead is low. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
4046 Earthquakes? The foundation is made from solid oak. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
4047 I was always dreaming living in a mansion Please Dear We always wanted a big family Our house is too small and Hon It even comes with a ladder included He said we take it 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
4048 This one has free, natural AC & hurricane insurance; it's kid friendly--& just a few bucks more than your hotel room! 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
4049 Yeah, someone else has already put down a bid for 300k so better move fast 1.1525 0.03324 118 100 18 0
4050 To think the former owners, though only 6, perfected the wabi-sabi aesthetic. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4051 This is the most unique house in the valley. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4052 The New NAR Headquarters" 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4053 more people are going for the "little house" idea . This one is solid oak and has ability to branch out 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4054 I believe that this is one of those houses that you pay $1.00 for. The Ones that are in another country!! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4055 The Shed alone costs $800, 000 ! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4056 I'll throw in an extra step and front door to the sales price. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4057 Unfortunately, the Connecticut housing market is still very strong. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4058 Yes, this is a sun-filled, bi-level studio with nature views and plumbing optional at the owners discretion. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4059 It's really quite comfortable. Out son lived in it until he went to college, but we need to sell it pay the tuition. " 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4060 It’s a little out of your budget but you can always rent out the second branch 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4061 The previous owners moved out after they became empty-nesters. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4062 The market is tight. As they say, perfect is the enemy of good. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4063 Rustic, private, and you’re going to absolutely love the views. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4064 How bout this one?” “It’s a fuckin’ treehouse, idiot! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4065 Perfect option since you are moving up in the world! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4066 Upside? No mowing. Downside? You really feel the market’s ups and downs. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4067 You can see the Lady Liberty from here and it’s only 1.5 Million a real bargain! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4068 You said that you wanted great views. 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
4069 There’s no heat or electric, but you’re paying for the view 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4070 Charming” 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4071 This is the only listing you can afford without going out on a limb." jessicasswaim@aol.co 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4072 At $1.5M this one is going to go fast. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4073 And we're calling this one, naughty by nature. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4074 Oh, we've got dirt on the entire HOA board. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4075 Of course it’s been recently upgraded and comes with a state of the art styrofoam cup phone and pulley system. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4076 Can YOUR knees still bend that high? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4077 Zillow estimates it at over a million but my kids will let it go for 2 new iPhones. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4078 The owners are empty nesters who downsized to a poolhouse that doesn’t have any stairs. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4079 It has a great view, in Winter. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4080 We call this Nouveau on-a-budget. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4081 Can we get it for asking or will there be a bidding war? 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4082 Perfect for putting down roots and you'll never outgrow it. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4083 Is that your max? We’ve already had several offers. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4084 It’s affordable upstate living, with a twist. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4085 An IKEA tree home tour 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4086 The asking price is $1 million. A bargain in the current property market. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4087 This is the oak tree model. For a slight upcharge we offer a more compact model suitable for maple and elm trees. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4088 You know, we’ve previously rented this on Airbnb for $1,000 a night 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4089 It's a step up from where you're living, now. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4090 It’s now an ADU. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
4091 This has come on the market just today so you are the lucky ones to see it first. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4092 The previous occupants were literally empty nesters. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4093 A treehouse? In this economy? 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4094 With no utilities, it's very environmentally friendly and inexpensive to live in, but it doesn't meet ADA specs, so you have to pay for it with cash only. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
4095 Think about whether you want to get into something that is over your heads. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4096 Unfortunately, this one’s a walk-up. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4097 Once owned by child star Bart Simpson... 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4098 Yes! Equal opportunity housing! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4099 What's the mortgage rate? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4100 Lofts are very hot right now! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4101 Real estate sure is high these days. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4102 Decree? I’m sorry, I said a stately pleasuredome in tree 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4103 It’s a great investment property, but unfortunately we are only taking all cash offers. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4104 You did say 'treesome', right? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4105 Organic modern with a view 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
4106 Penthouse? I’m sorry, there appears to be some sort of misunderstanding… 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4107 It's only $200,000. 1.1508 0.03393 126 108 17 1
4108 Heard wifi was terrible in there. 1.1508 0.03393 126 108 17 1
4109 It has a million dollar view. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4110 I told you not to cut his allowance 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4111 Perfect! It completes our image as "the oddball throuple." 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4112 I mean, our parents always said: Buying real estate is the next level of adulthood… 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4113 It might need some work, but its in out price rang. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4114 In Los Angeles, it would be listed for 1.5 million dollars 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4115 ‘This one here is our upgraded version of the dog house… you’d want to get in trouble just to enjoy the view!’ 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4116 The housing market really is getting up there! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4117 We’ll throw in a cable canopy-tour set-up in the sale 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4118 You said you wanted to be surrounded by nature… 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4119 Unfortunately this is the only house in your price range 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4120 We guarantee that the basement won’t leak. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4121 We've had three offers on it just this morning. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4122 The previous owner had a 'No Girls Allowed' policy. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4123 The architect is of the Minimalist School. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
4124 Upside fresh air. Downside, Squirrels and Woodpeckers. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4125 The current owner is a back to nature enthusiast! 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
4126 Thank you for coming to the open house. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4127 This neighborhood is going to make you closer to God 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4128 So how much is our son's Clubhouse Membership here? 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4129 And in summer you can also rent out the attic as a shady spot for relief from the fires. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
4130 Well, with both of your incomes and this economy…did I mention my son designs homes? 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
4131 …and it also comes with a fully non-functional kitchen toy 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4132 Now this is what we call high end real estate. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4133 Yes, but your homeowners insurance will be really cheap! 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
4134 In today's market, this place is a reasonable starter home for you. 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
4135 The asking price is $1.35 Million, but the Sellers already have four offers higher than the ask. 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
4136 You said you wanted an open floor-plan loft with spectacular views. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4137 We've already downsized once. It's difficult to know where to head next. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4138 Gerhy was precocious. Note how the raw materials, unconventional shapes, and exposed structural framework characteristic of his mature work are already present in this 1-bedroom from 1944. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4139 Woodstock 69 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4140 There's also a fire escape on the other side. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4141 Yeah, but if it was wheelchair adapted, the price would be higher." 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4142 It's your basic ADU. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4143 But honey, it's all about the view. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4144 Good for the hips. Groceries might need a lift, though. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4145 Airy, open floorplan, views, and priced with room for your own touches. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4146 The yoga studio space is small--but there's ample parking. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4147 You go first! 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4148 We got a small ADU grant. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4149 I'm telling you, it's a catch, for only 5.7 million! 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4150 Hey, in Toronto $1.4 mill for this lil gem is a steal! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4151 And you will not need flood insurance. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4152 It's in a very upscale neighborhood! 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4153 You’re gonna want to get an offer in ASAP, before the squirrels get squatter’s rights. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4154 Rising sea levels…….no problem!!! 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
4155 Yes,,, BUT ,,on te other hand do you have any pet birds ?? 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
4156 The entryway exercise opportunity is free 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4157 It's hard not to be smug knowing you will own the most planet-friendly Net Zero home on the block. And it's so freeing to spurn that Keep-Up-with-the-Jones consumerism. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4158 Trunk line - branching out - new housing 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4159 ... and you are allowed to build an ADU inside the trunk. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4160 Yes, there is an HOA, actually HOAT. A house on a tree fee. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4161 True but no one else has access to the stairs but you. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4162 Yes, our out house landed up there after the last tornado. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4163 Built in 1972. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4164 I know it doesn’t look like much, but it’s a great starter home with a world class view that’s well worth the $400k price tag 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4165 Has a great view and you'll love the birds! 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
4166 A room with a view they said. How can that be misleading advertising. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
4167 There’s a bidding war on this one! 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4168 And it has solid oak floors. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
4169 No, the house stays. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4170 It has a lot of room for growth. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4171 When the leaves turn, there's a nice view. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4172 "A proven platform for success." 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4173 A little paint...a little fix up! 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4174 That’s really not what we had in mind when we said elevated living. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4175 Oh course, you could build a ramp. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4176 What's not to like -- except the toll gate access to the street. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4177 I think it’s time I laid some roots in this town. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4178 Honestly, you'll be living it up here! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4179 Well it’s in your price range 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4180 The view is unparalleled 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4181 It will be a hit on AIRbnb too!” 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
4182 with a fresh coat of paint, this house is a steal right at the top of your budget 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
4183 It's perfect for "snow birds"! 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4184 Don't worry about the squatters. The squirrel catcher's on his way." 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4185 It’s stabilized. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4186 ...and don't forget the foolproof security! Would YOU want to rob this home?" 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4187 A perfect starter, private and affordable. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4188 It also comes with a panoramic view of the ocean… 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4189 This unit has the best view of the fence line 1.1481 0.03866 135 120 10 5
4190 I didn't know EDU stood for Empty Domicile Upsteps 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4191 „As you can see, the area is very green, you have a wonderful view and if you’re lucky, you can find fresh eggs in the branches!“ 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4192 It's basically priced at land value 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
4193 Look, I was polite enough to not mention you dressed the same as each other. Now let’s view this treehouse that I definitely thought was a viable option for you both! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
4194 i'm not supposed to mention this but this is going to sell for above asking, if you want it I would have cash and come in high. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4195 I told the kids we were sizing down, not up. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4196 Eco-friendly or not, that's pretty steep. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4197 so this is how redlining works, got it? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4198 It’s the new definition of ‘Moving Up’ 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4199 It’s a soft market for tree houses right now but you have to see it as a long term investment 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4200 I wondered why the HOA fees were listed in acorns. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4201 originally built for kids, but adults like to interfere everywhere. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4202 Well, my kid had a major setback in his crypto career, but he'll need it back if his parole goes thru. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4203 Should the house be insured for splinters? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
4204 This was actually where Rocky Raccoon spent his last years with Gideon’s Bible. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4205 1.2 million…. ….such a steal. …i know, right. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4206 The price may seem high but remember it's a custom home. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4207 Even in this volatile market I promise you will never be underwater on your loan on this fixer-upper. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4208 Average house prices in the neighborhood will go down, property taxes will go down - we all win 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4209 You could flip it as an upper fixer upper. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4210 Just waiting on a text with the secret assword-pay. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4211 Does the HOA cover tree trimming? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4212 The taxes are low.; 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4213 It's our only "affordable housing" offering. Take it or leave it! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4214 The sellers will give you a 3.5% mortgage. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4215 Just n 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4216 Views are great and you’ll have no problem getting flood insurance. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4217 Completely open concept. It's really like one big room. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4218 Baby shoes. Never worn. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4219 The housing market here has a lot of future potential. Some might call it slow but sure growth. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4220 There is no central air but you will get a lot of air regardless. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4221 This treetop villa features an open floor plan. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4222 This listing is very exclusive, but you two are upwardly mobile enough for consideration. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4223 A true four season room. 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
4224 Shrinkflation’s everywhere 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4225 Maybe not up to code but has a permanent wood foundation. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4226 With todays rates, this is your best bet 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
4227 We took down the” no girls allowed” sign. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4228 Previous owners? Their children moved out after college, making them empty nesters. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4229 haha 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4230 It has bicycle parking and a hidden trapdoor with a secret escape pole. The best part is you can make-believe it’s a castle in the sky! 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
4231 This was buitl for millenials, but they can't even handle the rent. 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
4232 Our kid would be a dick of a landlord. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
4233 This is where the extra square footage comes from. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4234 You should get in on the ground floor 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4235 This one actually has six bids on it already. I'm just showing it to make you feel bad about yourselves. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4236 The previous owner moved to Florida when it got chilly. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4237 It will never sell. Squatters moved in and they refuse to leave. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4238 We call it “21st Century Neo Beaver Rustic.’ 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4239 walk up, climb up, you say tomato... 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4240 It's what you get with a reverse mortgage. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
4241 I’m really not sure how much acorns are selling for 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4242 We've ordered an elevator. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4243 Those steps will never pass inspection. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4244 I know the price is somewhat elevated, but the views are skyrocketing. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4245 The original owner was a squirrel, the current owner is a nut 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4246 This is a bargain in the Hamptons. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4247 It turned out to be too much of a down-size for us. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4248 This one’s for the birds.” 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4249 You could tell folks you've adopted an elevated lifestyle. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4250 It’s a nice little fixer upper. Fantastic neighborhood, great schools, spectacular views, loft setting…one point two mil and it’s yours for a steal! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4251 I thought the ad said Penthouse. You'd think so, for the price of it! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4252 It's kind of elaborate for a tree house. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4253 With this, you get a bird’s eye view. They tend to peak in every morning. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4254 I told you not to select ‘environmentally friendly’ as our most important feature in the house we want to buy! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4255 Excellent view of the neighborhood. Great school district. It’s featured on Zillow at a steal, only $456,000. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
4256 This is the Au Pair’s suite. Jordy just turned 23 so they don’t need it anymore. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4257 Well…I guess it is an upgrade. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4258 Think of it as a way to get back to the good old days! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4259 Sure it’s a bit over the $1.8 M median home price, but think of the unobstructed view! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4260 A high splinter-to-square-foot ratio keeps this well within your price range." 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4261 To stay in your price range, we’re gonna need to branch out. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4262 Even though it's in a seedy part of the neighborhood, you'll have a great view! 1.1455 0.03377 110 94 16 0
4263 Millennials dream house 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4264 Ive been saving up for the down payment 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4265 It’s low-maintenance, with great height-potential! 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4266 The birds have fully furnished it for you. 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4267 It will do wonders for your sex life. 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4268 This is a branch-style house 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
4269 Good News! Less land to have landscaped. 1.1452 0.03176 124 106 18 0
4270 It's the latest rend in adventure housing...even going to the bathroom is an adventure. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4271 I know, but at least it’s not a cradle. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4272 The previous owners graduated to middle school. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4273 The kid's an entrepreneur! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4274 Our family tree does date back to the American Revolution. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4275 As seen on Zillow Gone Child. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4276 Your son has already made an offer on the neighbor's pool house and needs to sell this quickly. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4277 Although the tree isn't included it's within budget! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4278 It's a place for you to take your Hos so we can save on motel bills. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4279 The mortgage is reasonable, but the ground rent keeps growing. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4280 Fingers crossed, we might be able to get a credit for the missing step. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4281 Stairway to heaven?!!? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4282 I’m happy to report that this two-story is within your budget 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4283 It's the best I can afford 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
4284 My newest listing. I call it a pre-starter house. Eco-friendly with near zero carbon-footprint. Dirt cheap as well. Move-in ready. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4285 Yes, Amazon delivers right to your tree. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4286 It does need some work, but with you making the first cash offer I think it can be yours. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4287 Because of Bidenomics, this is the only house in your price range. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4288 It features an open floor plan with natural light and hardwood floors throughout, with the potential for an in-law unit on the lower level. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4289 Our homes give you an option to have Dutch doors and six-on-six windows or... a bespoke design of your own choice. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
4290 He got it in the divorce, and it must be just too painful to stay in the neighborhood. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4291 Illustration done by Kimberly mostella 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
4292 I'm not able to provide a storm cellar at this price point. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4293 No risk of flooding, free daily birdsongs. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4294 You can always refinance when rates come down. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4295 It's a Lady Bird Deed, but she's an old crow 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
4296 It's an upper fixer-upper with a view! 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4297 We are a little over budget but wait until you see the original shiplap 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4298 I'm telling you George, tiny living is the key to an early retirement. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4299 It will make a wonderful starter house 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
4300 Yes, DIY Accessory Dwelling Units now have have Zoning Office approval. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
4301 The previous owner is an influencer” 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
4302 Well, it’s a casita with a view. Half a mil seems reasonable. 1.1441 0.04042 118 105 9 4
4303 Although it’s at the top of your budget, when interest rates come down you can refinance. 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
4304 To top it off, the ground rent on the tree is very reasonable. 1.1440 0.03153 125 107 18 0
4305 ...plus, you'll have expert knowledge of weather conditions. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4306 A little Spartan but the best view in the neighborhood. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4307 Your price range is limiting my search - but the new rules do allow me to negotiate our commission..... 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4308 Plus you could be eligible to add an Accessory Dwelling Unit. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4309 This home may seem pricey, but a great view with free air and utilities more than make up for it. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4310 Do you ADU? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4311 See, I told you real estate was on the rise. 1.1429 0.03221 119 102 17 0
4312 Notice the open floor concept... 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4313 At least it’s affordable. Just needs a little love. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4314 The garage is in the back. The squirrels use it for storage. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
4315 You can rent to own. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4316 Tiny house much? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4317 Great views, 'Natural' Air Conditioning. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4318 I will go out on a limb to get you the best price 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4319 Revised version of my previous submission: "It's the perfect balance of suburban convenience while being off the grid." 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4320 ...and, you'll develop fabulous 'glutes' coming and going. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
4321 This is the perfect dream house for first time buyers. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
4322 The views are great” 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4323 So the unit is $2,500 a month, no bathroom included. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4324 We petitioned the zoning board for an escalator, but we were denied. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4325 Where's the ADA ramp? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4326 It’s a good hedge against climate change and no room for a mother in law. Checks all of our boxes. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4327 My son recently became aware of the skyrocketing cost of a college education. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4328 The previous owners were two little itty-bitty people. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4329 Yes, intergenerational living is making a major comeback. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4330 Fixed up a little, it could be used as an Airbnb. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4331 Unleash your inner adventurer and claim your own slice of treetop paradise, where imagination takes flight and the mundane world below fades into insignificance. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4332 D’ya think the tree’s includes ? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4333 Yes, hardwood everything. The only offer so far is a piggy bank in escrow. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4334 It’s the latest alternative for flood insurance. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4335 It IS the ONLY fenced tree left on the Island, and comes with a spacious handyman special McMansion! 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4336 Can you believe this great property didn’t start a bidding war? The new generations are too entitle 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4337 The last owner was nuts for leaving. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4338 O bed, O bath, but the view is amazing 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4339 This will be the perfect gift for Garfield 's birthday, it has a giant scratching space. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4340 So this is retirement proof? 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4341 As you can see the views from up there are priceless and very nostalgic 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4342 This ain't Texas. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4343 The sellers have agreed to add a door, windows, and handrails. 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
4344 We guarantee no peeping Toms, only peeping Robins. 1.1417 0.03197 120 103 17 0
4345 Maybe we can afford to rent? 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4346 I'll need those HOA documents signed before we present your offer. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4347 It's competitive at seventeen fucktillion. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4348 Tiny tree houses are all the rage now. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4349 The only type of house millennials can afford in NYC 1.1416 0.03294 113 97 16 0
4350 ...and as soon as your husband stops playing with himself, we can go look at the upstairs. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4351 It’s beautiful, with gorgeous views, but we need to wait for interest rates to go down 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4352 Who needs a kitchen when you got curb appeal? 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4353 This open house has a very open floor plan. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4354 Is this what you meant by ‘nesting’ 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4355 I guess we should go 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4356 Well... I could give you a discount, considering the neighbors are nuts. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4357 At least it’s above ground versus underground. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4358 We'll carpet the stairway. Otherwise everything works. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4359 Uncle Ted said we should do whatever it takes to start climbing the property ladder. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4360 On the other hand, the view is good, the price is great, and sometimes it's fun to go out on a limb! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4361 Think of it as the revenge of the redlined. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4362 I can see by the look on your faces that you’ve heard. Okay. It’s true. It’s haunted. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4363 Can we make a conditional offer that includes putting in an escalator? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4364 An excellent selection for your Roots. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4365 Please don’t be alarmed by the squatting squirrels 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4366 This neighborhood sees very little crime. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4367 Eastern exposure, central cooling.. it IS a bit of a 'climber-upper'… 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4368 Oh by the way, it also cuts down your greenhouse emissions 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4369 It's a bit of a compromise, but the view of the ocean from the main living space is not to be missed!" 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4370 So this is what's available when you go with MLM. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4371 There’s space for an exercise room in the basement. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4372 We were proud of my mother-in-law's home.. Did it myself. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4373 When you said you wanted to capture the essence of nyc in our small town I immediately knew this was the one. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4374 Well, it does have Central Air and comes with a room with a view! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4375 Just imagine the view in 50 years. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4376 I'm not sure, but, from what they left behind, we think the previous occupants pupated and flew off. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4377 It’s an upper fix-it-upper. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4378 The seller is "motivated." 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
4379 It's a great deal, but there's one stipulation: no stinky girls allowed! 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4380 Adam and Eve too began with a tree! 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4381 The housing market, circa 2025. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4382 It is cheap. But remember: no smoking, no guests after nine and teeth must be brushed before bedtime. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4383 Right. Probably not big enough for an outdoor restaurant. 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
4384 We're standing in a flood plain, one day you'll thank me. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4385 Truly a gem—no upstairs neighbors! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4386 The Treehouse self-identifies as UNK ... Utilities Not Known .... 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4387 Bid low, it’s a chop down 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4388 ...and it has unobstructed leaf peeper views! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4389 I'll sleep on the ground 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4390 I realize that it’s just a starter home but … 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4391 Well at least it's not a weeping willow!" Robert Jamieson, Montreal, Quebe 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4392 "As I always tell buyers, it's location, location, location." 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
4393 The real estate listing said "Stairway to Heaven" - bit misleading... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4394 It’s California. This is the best we’ll do for our 1 million dollar budget 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4395 Give it a few years and the view will be incredible 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4396 You did say you wanted to climb the property ladder. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4397 It's the ideal home for a new empty nester couple. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4398 It's a fixer-upper. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4399 It's cosy with a great view of the neighborhood. If you buy it today I'll throw in a pair of binoculars. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4400 You said you wanted a green house with a view! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4401 John, Is this our highway to heaven?" Karen Hardin Franklin, IN 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4402 Oh yes, Lofts are very popular these days. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4403 Unfortunately I'm having to downsize 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4404 No girls allowed" is more of a suggestion than a rule 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4405 The views are incredible. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4406 I know it's twelve feet over asking, but the market is pretty limited. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4407 On the plus side, the birds charge very low taxes." 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
4408 It's a wonderful way to tap your inner squirrel. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4409 ...We can add some rooms in the next years... 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
4410 As you required, it's definitely "open concept" 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4411 Apparently it's the perfect location for the next total eclipse. 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4412 As a bonus, you'll never need worry about flooding! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4413 ...and you can see the lake from the deck! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4414 It's new, all-green construction...and bonus, a fabulous view! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4415 And this beauty was owned by a young couple, whose changes in careers just made it necessary to sell. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4416 It’s very popular with the Gen Alpha crowd. 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4417 Wait until you see the view! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4418 The kids are really NOT alright 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4419 This is all we have in your price range. We have five other offers. It won’t last long. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4420 It doesn't have a garage or pool but the view is great. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4421 finished building this for the kids last week, but i’m trying to teach them the value of a dollar in today’s market 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4422 1 br in a great location and it's on the National Registry of Historic Places as the original He-Man Woman-Hater's Club. 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4423 Why yes, children are included... 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4424 One and nothing down. It's a beaut and you can pay me the $250,000 over the next 30 years. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4425 You’ll get used to the chirps from the HOA each morning, I promise 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4426 Here's something a bit more in your price range. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4427 We used to rent it seasonally to a Purple Martin colony, but once it became too small for them we decided it was time to ride the Tiny House wave. How many kids did you say you had? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4428 Well, One thing leads to another. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4429 You're both such soft, doughy millennial pussywillows I figured I'd shoot my shot and see if you went for it out of desperate paranoia to not be racist. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4430 Remember, you said that you set your home buying expectations very high. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4431 Just how much DID you want to stretch? 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4432 The previous owner was a well known squirrel 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4433 The neighbours are far too chirpy in the morning! 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4434 The market's so competitive right now, this treehouse is actually considered a steal at tree times the asking price. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4435 With potential to grow the family tree. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4436 The previous owners paid peanuts for the place. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4437 We're moving to something taller. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4438 It’s small, but has great ground appeal.” 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4439 If only it was on the first floor 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4440 'and it has a family of gibbons who will eat up all the pesky mosquitos during the summer months..' 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4441 It’s got the open concept you are looking for. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4442 Well at least we won’t need flood insurance. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4443 It's not much, but it's what you deserve. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4444 And just think, the gardening bill will be zero 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4445 Rustic feel with the wood paneling, right? 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4446 It’s cozy, but the views are spectacular! 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4447 it's too late to get in on the ground floor in this neighborhood 1.1376 0.03315 109 94 15 0
4448 It's time for a smaller kid to take over it. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4449 Selling because we are empty bird house nesters. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4450 Yes, but the lower rates on Earthquake and Fire coverage should offset that slight increase in your Flood coverage. 1.1376 0.03315 109 94 15 0
4451 While it doesn't check all the boxes, it is in your price range and has a killer view. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4452 I know you guys are from New York, so you'll LOVE this place 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4453 We got tired of doing BnB. Too much cleaning. So, decided to put the place on the market. 1.1374 0.03717 131 117 10 4
4454 Well, at least you'll be moving up in the world! 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4455 You'll be happy to learn that my commission has just been reduced from 6% to a whopping low of only 2%. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4456 I believe you mentioned your empty nesters." 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4457 Think of it as “organic” 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4458 And we drove a Mini. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4459 ‘The market is really high right now.’ 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4460 We won't offend the neighbors if we scramble our eggs will we? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4461 It’s a bit of a fixer upper but the neighborhood is great. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4462 It's more than just a step up! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4463 It’s the one segment of the market you can still squeeze some value out of. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4464 A fantastic investment opportunity for the right buyer. In 10-15 years you’ll be sitting on the best view in the neighborhood. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4465 and this is the best one we have..I call it the love nest 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4466 Move in ready. Sellers are reviewing best and final in 20 minutes. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4467 No bites yet, but if the interest rate drops.. Look out! 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4468 And the elevated view is superb. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4469 It's a studio loft with no attached walls - 1.6 million dollars. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4470 We'll submit your offer to our Es-Grow agent first thing tomorrow. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4471 The treehouse itself is fine, but the ground underneath is all restrictive covenants. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4472 Bobby has really gotten into pretending he’s a grown up lately, so we thought why not teach him its all fun and games until the rent is due. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4473 To be sold as is. Bids are due tomorrow. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4474 They're motivated sellers. A couple of empty-nesters wanting to downsize. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4475 The neighbors are a little squirrelly, but when it rains there’s a pool. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4476 A walk up studio in this neighborhood is very rare. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4477 It’s certified LEED Zero. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4478 Well, you did say that you wanted to get on the property ladder... 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4479 turns out the sellers are NIMBYs. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4480 This excellent example of the Tiny House trend features a suburb view and amazing bird watching opportunities" 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4481 Airbnb would be another option if the neighbors have no firearms. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4482 So, you are barking up the right tree! 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4483 Insurance doesn’t cover termites 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4484 The neighborhood is great for young families, you’re neighbors just welcomed 3 hatchlings 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4485 Now you can have a lover! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4486 You won't find anything better for the price. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4487 The view of the neighbor woman sunbathing nude was cool, but lack of plumbing takes it's toll after awhile. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4488 If you’re pre-qualified you can pay 20% down today and move in immediately. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4489 … and this little gem offers a great view, too! 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
4490 I said to my kids I was not sponsoring their vacations. They are stubborn as me. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4491 One bird to another: gentrification begins 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4492 No, she’s finished with graphic design, “done” with architecture, and sick of climbing. So now she’s going into Real Estate. 1.1360 0.03472 125 110 13 2
4493 This gorgeous studio apartment can be your tranquil retreat from the city. And it's only five minutes from LaGuardia! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4494 Plumbing? 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4495 It’s the next wave in affordable housing… Tree-lestate. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4496 It's a fixerupper upper. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4497 It’s got good bones. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4498 With these interest rates, this is all you can afford 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4499 Its a fixer upper, but no planning permission required 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4500 Similar to interest rates, this one is raised & not coming down anytime soon 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4501 Thank you for thinking about it, but as a solution to the housing crisis, I'm afraid this doesn't work. 1.1356 0.03165 118 102 16 0
4502 It's a steal even if it is a fixer-upper. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4503 It's the HOA fees that will really get you. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4504 You know how realtors like to bake fresh cookies to entice buyers? Well, this tree house was formerly owned by some very talented elves! Smell for yourselves! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4505 Free fruit is a great feature but we would need oxygen mask all night 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4506 Can't wait to paint this bad boy flamingo pink and rename it 'The Harriet Tubman Hideout!' 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4507 Here is what is available in your price range; the view is impeccable. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4508 So, you’re in town but feel like you’re in the middle of the forest. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4509 It’s the new carbon capture housing scheme 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4510 …and the half-bath you advertised?” “Yes. Twice weekly access to the garden hose, and a complimentary orange bucket. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4511 Think of all the money you will make renting it on airbub! 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4512 What’s six figures when you’re nurturing your inner child? 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4513 Gentreefication has gotten out of hand 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
4514 Does it comply with the ADA? 1.1349 0.03446 126 111 13 2
4515 The higher we rise the harder we fall ! 1.1349 0.03257 126 110 15 1
4516 It’s a starter home till you branch out. 1.1348 0.04845 89 81 4 4
4517 As you can see, there’s plenty of room to grow… 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4518 You said you wanted to live in nature. Can’t top this! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4519 Last but not least this smart home features keyless entry! Nothing says secure convenience at your fingertips like unlimited secret handshakes, am I right? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4520 Perfect home! Very practical,including natural AC , tree lined, huge view! 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4521 You'd have to be out of your tree to buy that. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4522 True, it is a bit of a fixer upper, but the good news is it is out of the flood plain. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4523 That price includes one year of free HOA fees compliments of the host tree. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4524 As millenials, I know it's a little out of your price range... 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4525 You know everyone is downsizing these days. You'll feel so free and uncluttered! And you won't believe the view from up there either!! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4526 With mortgage rates the way they are, I expect I'll get over asking after the first open house! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4527 And we'll include a "No Children Allowed" sign in the purchase price 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4528 Seems roomy for our budget. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4529 It’s a one-tree walk up with great views of the suburb 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4530 A tree-house grows in Brooklyn 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4531 Previous owner grew out of the home. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4532 We’re YLIMBYs. Yes, literally in my backyard. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4533 The fact that we are even considering it does not reflect well on the progress of our species over the last four million years… 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4534 And it’s only 550,000 dollars. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4535 Yes I am open to a Granny Flat but I really need it to be more accessible. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4536 The sustainability rating is excellent. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4537 Act fast! There are several bids over ask already. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4538 Strong enough to make a model for a megastructure. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4539 The previous owners were squirrels so the acorn stores are negotiable. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4540 It’s got great bones. In that nest. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
4541 Lots of people your age are buying them. 1.1339 0.03421 127 112 13 2
4542 Three steps closer to haven. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4543 The previous owners were empty-nest squirrels. 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
4544 No, this isn't satirical. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4545 You said you wanted to lower your monthly payments. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4546 You already mentioned the great view. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4547 Ironically, the past resident posted a sign at the entrance reading 'No girls allowed'. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4548 And you will only share it with two roomies. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4549 Hey! Did you know we will be sharing a school district !? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4550 Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don’t know what to do with my life anymore but I’m not going anywhere with my life right now and I’m just going home so I’m gonna be a little bit later than I thought I would but I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
4551 But think of the carbon offset. 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
4552 It’s got a ton of curb appeal and the lowest HOA on the block. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4553 Can't beat the location! 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4554 and the schools in this neighborhood are top flight 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
4555 Not only is it cheap but it comes highly recommended by your daughter, the future lawyer. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4556 It's pretty well featured for a starter home... 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
4557 You did ask for something rusting, close to nature, didn't you? 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4558 It has no plumbing, heating, electric, or insulation, but the view is great 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4559 Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4560 Just imagine stepping up to this cozy and airy home! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4561 It's listed as a two-story house because technically the first is located on the second floor. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4562 Unfortunately, the HOA doesn't allow girls. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4563 It's a great investment that will certainly grow. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4564 You want the view of the valley it cost a little extra. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4565 It was definitely in The Simpsons, right..? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4566 It's a cozy mid-rise surrounded by a tree---a real bargain for the budget-minded. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4567 It's called Treetops. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4568 And you'll be climbing the stairway to heaven 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4569 We can call Holmes on Homes 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4570 It’s green and the property is up. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4571 You get covered parking AND you won't have to buy flood insurance. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4572 I know you’ve been saving for years now, but millennials just need to make more compromises. At least you can reminisce on your childhood! 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
4573 Off the grid living with no risk of flooding! 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4574 You have to see inside to judge it fairly. Or, it's bigger than it looks. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4575 ...and the park views are the best in the borough. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4576 The kitchen has a lovely backsplash. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4577 Just wait till you see the view of the city’s skyline 1.1321 0.04255 106 96 6 4
4578 It comes with parking 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
4579 This house has great views if the neighborhood. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4580 I think it'll grow on you. Literally. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4581 I think that you should know the seller is very flexible on the price. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4582 You probably won't be able to get an FHA mortgage loan, though. 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
4583 Flood proofing insurance has been approved. 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
4584 You’d be nuts to not squirrel this one away. 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
4585 I told our daughter she could make more money Airbnb it. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4586 And, it comes with its own supply of lumber if you choose to fix up or expand. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4587 Its a fixer-upper but its in your price range. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4588 Highest and best offers accepted at 3:30 by the Carvel on Halstead. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4589 Well, the good news is the community accepts people with disheveled beards. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4590 You're never going to find this much basement space anywhere else. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4591 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a treechange. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4592 Jane and Tarzan, I did warn you that the homes in the forest are a bit smaller. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4593 Now that’s a Petestal! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4594 No the price won’t go down by three percent because of the NAR settlement. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4595 It’s in an excellent school district 1.1311 0.03482 122 108 12 2
4596 It fell out of escrow when the buyers had to fly south. You get great Wi-Fi. The flood insurance is very reasonable. You didn't specify you needed handicapped access. The owners had to fly south. Well, you can definitely see the forest through the trees. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4597 We were thinking of something more beguiling. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4598 It's just steps to a little piece of heaven. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4599 Me Tarzan, you Jane. Bring on the apes. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4600 It was an ADU, but the ZBA lets us subdivide. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
4601 No elevator. But it has a helluva view. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
4602 It needs a little work but the view is priceless 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
4603 I've heard of redlining but this is ridiculous! 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
4604 Once you're inside, you'll see the great views your agent was talking about. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4605 And it's ecologically sustainable. When you flush the toilet it waters and fertilizes the base!!!! 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4606 I knew there was a shortage of housing choices, but my tree house at 11 was way better than this one! At least it had a door! 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4607 wknd testing 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4608 We’ll save a “fort”une, honey. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4609 I’ll will go out on a limb here and say the architecture is in the Victorian style 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4610 Is this what you meat, when you said housing is up ? 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4611 I dunno. I still worry about what the property tax will be. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4612 The best part is that it's outside the HOA jurisdiction. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
4613 It's in very good shape and has lots of room. You should buy it! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4614 Think of it as your getaway — up, up and away! 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
4615 It's a great opportunity to put down some roots in a real poplar neighbourhood. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4616 Best of all it's exempt from flood insurance. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4617 If you have a fear of goats you probably don't want tp install an escalator. 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
4618 Will I be saying Work From Tree instead of Work From Home? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4619 Make sure the home inspector is also a structural engineer. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
4620 Yes, excellent drainage. In fact, I'd say "floodproof". 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4621 Having a pied-à-terre is so passe. Think of it as your own little pied-à-arbre. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4622 It’s a starter house, but it will grow with your dreams! 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4623 If you take a bird’s eye view, this property is a great investment 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
4624 Because this is such a nice neighborhood, a lot of buyers are investing in climber-uppers. 1.1301 0.03257 123 108 14 1
4625 It's perfect for a growing family like yours. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4626 This is a superior version of the "tiny house." 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4627 There are tremendous views from this property! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4628 You should put in an offer, garden flats go really quickly these days. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4629 It’s definitely going to highest and best. Lisa Rapkin, New York, N.Y. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4630 This is a fabulous once in a lifetime “Step up” home opportunity!! 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
4631 Great view, southern exposure, open floorplan, and central air. You just have to share the bathroom with the animals, but they don't seem to mind. If you don't want the door replaced, I can knock $100 off the asking price. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4632 What did you think 'Location up for sale' meant? 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4633 The sellers are motivated, this will likely go for a song. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4634 I see. So the square footage includes the unfinished basement? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4635 The area tends to flood. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4636 TWO million for a starter home isn't bad... And I have another showing in 90 minutes 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
4637 . . . . . And there's no lawn lawn that you have to mow! 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4638 Not sure about the tree neighborhood, the squirrels look suspicious 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
4639 It goes for 1.5mill 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4640 The school district leaves something to be desired. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4641 The millennials are finding this a great return on investment 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4642 It's a Swiss Family Robinson model. 1.1293 0.03129 116 101 15 0
4643 It's a good size, and you could always apply for planning permission for glass windows and a retractable ladder ..... 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
4644 Any discount available, I played in this when I was kid? 1.1293 0.03129 116 101 15 0
4645 I've lowered the price 3 times Already! Yeeesh! 1.1293 0.03129 116 101 15 0
4646 here's a high rise to look at 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4647 It's not really a duplex. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4648 Would you believe this goes for only $125,000? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4649 The realtor said that if we buy it we have to move it. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4650 One more thing: with the new real estate ruling, you'll save on commissions." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4651 Sells for $500k???? It doesn't even have a door!! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4652 I agree it has great views, but where will we park our Big Wheel? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4653 I wouldn’t be going out on a limb to say you would. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4654 I know some squirrels looking for a second home. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4655 I know you’re looking for a turnkey property, but know what’s even better? a no-key house! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4656 Sure, but the schools and mycelium are top-tier. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4657 Perfect home for nesting, with a picket fence and a bird’s eye view - the best in the neighborhood. A gem of a find in today’s real estate market - the owner is determined to sell for, “cheep cheep”! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4658 I’d make an offer before the interest rates rise or the squatters find it. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4659 Don’t worry, we’ll help you with the down payment. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4660 A great little fixer-downer. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4661 New construction, and the location is truly next-level. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4662 This one we call "High Hopes": " But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes, he's got high apple pie , in the sky hopes." 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
4663 IT MAY NEED A LITTLE WORK, BUT AT LEAST WE WERE ABLE TO NEGOTIATE THE BUYER'S COMMISSION. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4664 Don't try to low-ball me, I know what I've got 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4665 Atleast it’s bigger than the matchboxes they are selling in NYC 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4666 They had $1.2 million to spend in the Bay Area 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
4667 We're leaving. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4668 Ironically, we didn't outgrow it until we became empty nesters. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4669 It does have nice height. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
4670 It's got great high ceilings! 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4671 It comes with the rest of the house. It's someplace you can squat and think. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4672 Goonies never say die. But as they get older, they also say buy low, sell high.” 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
4673 HOA is only $1800 includes a view and shade 1.1280 0.03208 125 110 14 1
4674 If a tree falls on it, the property value doubles. 1.1280 0.03000 125 109 16 0
4675 The sellers are snowbirds. It was a winter Airbnb. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4676 It checks all the boxes -- open concept, great flow, and meaningful squirrel friendships. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
4677 So many people have moved upstate, I'm afraid this is all I can offer you. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4678 The housing market is up in this area. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4679 So that your dog can bark up the right tree 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4680 unfortunately this is the highest you can afford 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4681 I'll tell you one more time! I am Jane. But you are not Tarzan! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4682 Yes, the Bird family is selling and flying off to Florida to retire! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4683 I hear Jason Momoa offered a mill. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4684 It's cozy and just perfect for empty-nesters. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4685 I expect this property to move very quickly. If you can, I highly suggest making an all-acorn offer. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4686 You could be Home right NOW!!! It's very cozy & it's fully air conditioned. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4687 You will have roots in our community; and after all, you need to branch out a bit without going out on a limb. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4688 So are we all in agreement that it’s for the birds? 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4689 It's listed as a mid-century modern pied-á-terre. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
4690 The only drawback - no pets allowed. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4691 I see... you're the Birds who cannot fly." 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4692 . . . and the oak woodwork is marvelous! 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4693 This is the handyman special, in the great location, that just hit the market today 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4694 It’s the penthouse! 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4695 Plus, you can tell the kids that you built this yourself. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4696 Do you have pre-mortgage approval? 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4697 Can you explain the five-month-a-year gap on your résumé? 1.1271 0.03519 118 105 11 2
4698 This is not what we had in mind when we requested a penthouse. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4699 With this economy, those are amazing prices. 👏 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4700 Think of what you'll save on flood insurance! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4701 Great little house. Lots of light and fresh air. Better grab it. lets make an offer. Do you think $994,000 as a start? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4702 The owner will only accept bids if you accept the property “As is”. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4703 Eco brutalism is very much on the rise again 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
4704 Can you assure me that this house is suitable for Monopoly? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4705 Perfectly fulfills your dream of having the birds right outside the window. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4706 Aside from having no basic utilities, you will be able to look down on those who do, as well as meet their small children. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
4707 I think I can get them to come down to $750K—baseball cards 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4708 It’s a real treasure trunk 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4709 But affordable. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4710 Shrinkflation? Of course not, it's a minimalist house! 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4711 Clearly here the desirable aspect is the view… 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4712 It's the height that counts. The way the earth is behaving these days, who knows that a tsunami won't reach this town 300 miles from the sea? Sumie Jones, Albany, CA 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4713 Only $1,000,000!!! 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4714 The millennials have been flocking to this place, you should put an offer in this afternoon 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4715 We failed to sell the tree alone. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
4716 It's open plan and only $20,000 over your budget. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
4717 Agreed, it's not perfect; but you gotta admit you can't beat the view... 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
4718 ‘It’s all yours, with no strings attached’ 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
4719 $750k firm. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
4720 Looks so cozy - just what I've always wanted! 1.1261 0.03055 119 104 15 0
4721 But, it’s in the school district you wanted and you’d have access to all these acorns. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
4722 Slap a little paint on her, and you can charge a tenant twice the mortgage! 1.1260 0.03534 127 114 10 3
4723 It has unique advantages including never any worries about leaky basements, clogged toilets, or outrageous electric bills. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4724 And this one has that fairy tale vibe that's very hot these days. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4725 Fresh oxygen everyday on sale 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
4726 It's quite affordable for a tiny home with a great interest rate... 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4727 You have to branch out to put down roots in this market. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4728 But, honey, this is an up and coming neighborhood. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
4729 The owners squirreled this away years ago waiting for the right time to sell. 1.1250 0.03508 128 115 10 3
4730 Apparently the tree is Cicada-proof; the market is red-hot every 13 or 19 years. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4731 You gotta see the bird’s eye skyline view from up there! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4732 I’m not scared of heights; are you? 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
4733 Well, I don’t set the price, and besides you know my commission will be much lower now. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4734 It’s your classic fixer upper, raised range style with only one previous owner. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4735 They'll come down on the asking price. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4736 It’s unconventional, but buyers’ interest rates are high! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4737 We call it the surge protector. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4738 It depends on the granny. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4739 Let’s get you on the property ladder! 1.1250 0.03139 112 98 14 0
4740 This does not count as selling air rights. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4741 The seller reminds you that kids do not convey. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
4742 The nice thing is it will grow with your family. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4743 here is the latest in certified green tiny homes 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
4744 And this home is also great for people who don't like many stairs as it is only 3 steps. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4745 it’s called crapitalism, baby 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4746 No, it comes with the house. My kid just got tired of his lemonade-stand. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4747 The neighbors are away at the moment - Africa, I believe 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4748 Yes, it's expensive, but at least you get to relive your childhood. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
4749 They said it has fantastic skyline views.. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4750 Uh, sorry to tell ya, that's the garage. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4751 The view of the backyard is exceptional and the outhouse location is unbeatable. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4752 At least you won’t have to pay any ground rent 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4753 . "...the ADA is a little dicey. " 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
4754 It is a bit outside your price range, but it has the second story you are looking for.” 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4755 Does it have a dishwasher? 'Cause I'm done washing dishes by hand! 1.1240 0.03436 121 108 11 2
4756 The asking price is a quarter of a million. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
4757 Testing 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4758 $3k per month. First, last & security - total $9K. And our pitbull may or may not come up through the floorboards, regardless if you pay your rent early or not. Welcome to Florida. 1.1238 0.04214 105 96 5 4
4759 There's lots of storage if you have Squirrel relatives. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4760 It needs work, but should yield some nice sweat equity once completed. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
4761 You will have to find the basement in the neighborhood. A metal detector might help. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
4762 Birdsong is included in the price" 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
4763 It's located in the most upcoming neighborhood 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4764 This is the only Simpsons house you can afford with your salary 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4765 As advertised, this is our most affordable eco-friendly-sustainable-tiny-home living on the market for a couple now. Don't worry the squirrels will grow on you... 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
4766 Recently zoned as a 2/1 single family for 1.2. Parking not included. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
4767 She tried it as a clubhouse but the kids didn't pay their dues. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4768 Where is the bell?, The dog is deaf. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4769 Now, this studio may be located in a 3 rung climb-up, but it does have an in-unit washer/dryer. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4770 ....and there IS a slight added view tax. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
4771 Perfect for a quick and easy getaway. No traffic and no interruptions. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4772 Since you’re pre-approved for a 60% down 5 year adjustable rate loan AND have an 820 credit score, you’ll have a good shot at it if you act today. Of course it is a bit of a fixer-upper… Harry Benner, Chevy Chase 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4773 The previous tenants were recently transferred to indoor kids 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
4774 If the burned down home sold for $800,000 I can't wait to hear what this one costs. 1.1237 0.04459 97 89 4 4
4775 It's not quite the Mike Seaver above the garage apartment, but it's more of a studio that is environmentally friendly " 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4776 She wants to be a Princess Veterinarian Realtor when she grows up 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4777 All the local squirrels have been DEI trained! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4778 It's zoned as an Accessory Dwelling Unit limited for use by large birds or short relatives. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4779 The property taxes are based on old growth, but the squirrels offer excellent financing. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4780 What with the current market being so hot, we won't be paying for a presale inspection, but I am pretty sure there are no surprising defects. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4781 I'd kinda like to have a fireplace ... 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4782 It comes with the interior 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4783 Great view, good neighborhood. It's a steal at 500K. 1.1231 0.03092 130 115 14 1
4784 'Men who live in tree houses shouldn't throw sticks.' 1.1230 0.03786 122 111 7 4
4785 One other buyer is interested but only if he can add a garage. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
4786 Guys, you said you were early birds. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
4787 I’ve been told the HOA fees must be paid in the form of bottle caps. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
4788 ’Not surprising! I knew when you built it, the kids didn’t really like the floor plan.” 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4789 This house has a feeling of airiness, a lot of natural light, and original hardwood floors! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4790 The eco nut next door would have nothing on you. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4791 It has great bones for a starter home and it's in the low millions! 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4792 Consider it a shortcut to upward mobility. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
4793 Trust me - you'll begin chirping in no time! 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4794 Treehut 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4795 Trust me, you won't get a better price elsewhere 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
4796 And it's solid 100% chirp board" 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4797 You'll have to act fast, the bidding war has already started. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4798 On the plus side, it has a thirty month mortgage instead of a twenty month one. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4799 It's a Sty-in-the-Sky 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4800 I know, it's just a starter home, but .... 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4801 I guarantee you whatever you think is the asking price is barely a down payment. " #ʏʏᴄʀᴇᴀʟᴇsᴛᴀᴛ 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4802 You can't beat the view. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4803 The Sellers will throw in a screen door. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4804 Of course, it's zoned to be able to build an addition onto the property. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4805 And it comes with 5 parking spots and a helicopter pad. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4806 Has the trunk been treated for termites? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4807 Ok, 911 Rock-a-bye Ct, on the tree top. When the wind blows, the price will drop. When the bough breaks the interest rate will fall, and down will come payment…house and all. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4808 “And you can assume the 3.25% mortgage." 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4809 It's BYOT: Bring Your Own Toilet. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4810 As a signing bonus there’s a bunch of acorns from a previous tenant that could come with the property. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
4811 Actually, the previous owners still refer to it as their forever home. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4812 The seller said he's willing to do an even trade for the dirt bike. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4813 You said your daughter’s fiancé is a lazy, unmotivated parasite. This is the perfect wedding gift! A unique fixer-upper in a trendy neighborhood. . . and Dutch elm disease progresses slowly if at all! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4814 Relive the days of your youth in this 'starter' home. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4815 The view of the skyline can't be beaten. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4816 hello mickey mouse 1.1220 0.03383 123 110 11 2
4817 I should perhaps now mention the squatter... 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4818 Just wait until you see the breathtaking view from the balcony. It's truly something special. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4819 Got tired of dealing with renters huh? 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
4820 I guess "condon't" in the listing wasn't a typo. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4821 I know $300,000 might seem high, but it's got a nice view of the downtown." 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
4822 This could help pay off our mortgage! 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4823 ... and this low price includes the tree. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4824 The local lore is that Daniel Boone slept here bear free when he traveled this trail. 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
4825 I know you didn't want a walk-up, but it is the only thing in your price range in this neighborhood. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
4826 A great price in these inflationary times, plus great views. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4827 This is what you can afford in this town." 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4828 Well, eventually, we will grow into a higher floor. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4829 Almost affordable housing in Auckland, New Zealand. 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
4830 check this out 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
4831 It was designed by a young woman named Greta to be safe from global warming sea level rise. The price goes up $10,000 for each one degree rise in the earth's temperature. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4832 Uhhhh…. Ein baumhausen, ja? Ja. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4833 The last tenant threw all his marbles and markers in his superhero backpack and moved back home before bedtime. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
4834 Plus, it comes already with Wi-Fi 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4835 The home security system can be finicky, just make sure Billy doesn’t run out of BBs. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4836 We call this the s’more house, it’s a perfect space where you can continue pining for some more square footage. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
4837 Someone told me there were terrorists living there 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
4838 It might work, what do you think 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4839 Our daughter just signed her season one deal with Chip and Joanne; it didn't seem right to hold on to this property with her in Texas. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4840 Economically, we saw a need to down-size. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4841 Full disclosure, the maintenance is a little high. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4842 You’ll save money on air conditioning 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4843 Now I know it’s a bit over budget, but the HOA is willing to waive the electricity fee 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4844 The buyer will attain exclusive membership to Jon-Jon’s comic and marbles club 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4845 bird's eye views! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4846 Don't forget about the rental income from the branches. 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
4847 Yes, but Planning Commission will let you add a second story of living space, plus an accessory unit in back, which will make it quite doable for your family 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
4848 The main attraction is the bird's side view. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4849 Are you trying to capitalize on the recent earth quake? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4850 If the dog house can be transported to my estate you have a deal. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
4851 The last occupant moved to greener pastures. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
4852 The question to ask yourselves is do I enjoy my relatives coming over to visit. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
4853 You asked for a small house with a good view and this was the only thing for sale 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
4854 The appreciated value is now $150,000 and rising by the minute." 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4855 Our son said our basement had more "Rizz." 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4856 This place is guaranteed not to flood. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4857 The morning light is incredible. Just watch out for squirrels coming in and out. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4858 And this tiny home is in huge demand. Wait till you see the view. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4859 And this is what we call An Exquisite Love Nest type of House on 2024… It comes with 2 baby squirrels, a woodpecker as an alarm and many other wild National Geographic things 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4860 It’s a great starter home if you’re looking to squirrel away some savings. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4861 Looks like the property market is branching out into new heights! 1.1197 0.03468 117 105 10 2
4862 A snug and affordable listing, guaranteed to explode on Instagram. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4863 Well it's cheaper to fix up than a house in Italy! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4864 The great thing about higher selling prices is the lower expectations of the buyer. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4865 Olive Tree House West Bank, is part of an exclusive neighbourhood…the surrounding land is highly subsidised for Americans willing to make sure the kid who used to play here doesn’t weasel his way back in 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4866 This loft boasts incredible views and gives you that privacy you were looking for. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4867 That’ll be tree million dollars! Ha ha ha. Just kidding. But it is more than you can afford 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4868 Now this next one is a bit out of your price range BUT.. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4869 But the location is simply to die for. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4870 So this is the rustic, secluded home with great views of the surrounding flora that I mentioned in our last email. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4871 Amongst the tree's leaves, three hearts relive the nostalgia of childhood, where each branch was a dream and every whisper of the wind, a song of hope. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4872 The kids finally went to college! 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
4873 The last resident Flew the Coop Its a real fixer upper the prior owner flew south for the winter its a BIMBY not NIMBY "Birdhouse in my backyard" Its an Air BNB fixer upper 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4874 Low rent property? 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
4875 This one's only for the upper crust. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4876 Do you come with the house? 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4877 Just a few improvements and imagine how much you could get for this place in a couple of years! Keith Boone Granville, OH 740 587-4728 1.1190 0.03493 126 114 9 3
4878 The current owners are squirrels, and their asking price is just nuts! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4879 Why no door? 1.1190 0.02897 126 111 15 0
4880 Don’t ask what the house can do for you; See what you can do for the house .. Unlimited growth and options .. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4881 It's perfect if you want to look down on everyone else. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4882 Cozy cottage with views and an open floor plan - and I think we can get them into your price range. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4883 We are redefining the term “upscale living”. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4884 The plein air feel could spark a bidding war 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4885 The interest rate is too high! 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4886 $650K is very reasonable considering the open air concept 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4887 Lovely landscaped pied-à-terre with views. Asking $50,000 (HOA fees $4,000/month) 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4888 It' $250 K without the kids, or $25 with!! 1.1186 0.03645 118 107 8 3
4889 This is in-tree-guing. Is it oak dear? 1.1186 0.02990 118 104 14 0
4890 It’s spacious. 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
4891 We like to think of it as a 'TREErific view.' Get it?" 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4892 Just think, the house of Tarzan in his youth. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4893 Should have inquired help from the property brothers. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4894 Good elevation, but “ocean view?” 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4895 Sorry, but it was just bought sight unseen.” 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4896 Just not quite what I expected when I said we want to upscale our next home. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4897 Sky high prices and then this is all you get? 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4898 ‘Panoramic views, outdoor space; seems pretty reasonable for £450,000.’ 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4899 With your budget, this is the best I could find you in NYC. And it's on the second floor as required 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4900 Sure, it's small and the neighbors are known to be quite chatty, but you really can't beat the backyard. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4901 There is something priceless about waking up every day with a birdseye view. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
4902 This one is above what we can afford. 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
4903 Did you see my reel? 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
4904 The kids could carry a seven-year interest only note for you at 6% with good credit." 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4905 It's a fixer-upper. Let your imagine run wild! Just think what $250,000 in repairs and updates would do to this little love nest! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4906 It’s a one-dog owner. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4907 Sold as is. Not eligible for FHS loans. Cash offers only. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4908 Don't worry. It is in growing neighborhood. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4909 This home includes a stunning view of a lovely bird bath in the neighbor’s yard. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4910 Live-edge wood is all the rage. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4911 It is just perfect, if you want to downsize and return to nature. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4912 Yeah, it’s a walk-up. But the view! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4913 Actually, the stairs weren't a problem. I heard she was a sleepwalker. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4914 It's a one bedroom climb up with a rustic balcony. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4915 On Sesame Street, we have big birds. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
4916 Yes, that’s right, THIS is elevated MCM style. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
4917 The seller said they'd be open to a rent-to-own if you don't qualify for the loan right away! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4918 It's in a leafy neighborhood 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4919 They're saving up for a Prius. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
4920 …or hold onto your crypto another week and you can have home behind it. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
4921 ...but the view is priceless! 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
4922 The last owner was a an avid bird dog. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
4923 You seem very particular about your varieties of house. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4924 'It needs plumbing but the asking price includes street access. ' 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4925 Looks good bu will we need more branches? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4926 I loved these as a kid and now I can't afford anything more expensive. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4927 Face it, the gentrification experiment failed. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4928 They say it's fiscally more advisable than renting. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4929 Batteries included. Some assembly required. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4930 Yes, a living space, or, someone’s branch office. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4931 You can't go wrong with this vintage one-bedroom tiny home. With everything on the second floor parking is a breeze. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4932 "It is really great for privacy, no inside view at all. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4933 It's too sad 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4934 Remember, don’t point out the flaws, there’s a trail camera on the bird feeder 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4935 And the acorns are tax-deductible. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4936 I'm required to disclose that the previous owners built this tree house as protection from a neighboring tribe of head hunters, The HOA. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
4937 A Craftsman home it ain't. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4938 Look, it’s better than a treehouse! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4939 Due to the location, it has a higher price. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4940 You'll impress some folks when you tell them you are living in an arbor. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4941 The ADU upgrade was a nice add on. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4942 The current owner said he's "eating his shorts" on the price. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4943 You'll need to decide quickly. There's a family of squirrels that are also interested in it. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4944 They say the views are some of the best 1.1164 0.02997 146 131 13 2
4945 The HOA dues can be paid in Skittles. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4946 I wonder how much it would cost to install an elevator. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4947 Finally, our chance for living high. We’ll take it! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4948 It's a fixer upper, but it's got great height. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4949 A true stepper upper with unlimited charm 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4950 Think of it as a variation on 'walk-up flat'. 1.1161 0.03040 112 99 13 0
4951 Honestly, this is not the the dream home I had envisioned for our menage a trois" 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
4952 Haven't been able to sell it, let's just make it an Airbnb 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4953 We call it Grandma’s penthouse. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4954 Living so close to Nature will make you feel so good 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4955 This listing was saved by 425 viewers. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4956 Cosy and airy! A true starter home! Here you can branch out and put down new roots in a leafy neighborhood! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4957 Handicap aids are not required for a home this small. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4958 reach new heights of real estate with perennial interest rates. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4959 It will sell quickly because there's no room for kids. 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
4960 well it's not as spacious as we wanted but it is.. chip. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4961 It’s best described as “a little piece of heaven”… 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4962 Yea, yea, I know. But you can’t beat the view 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4963 Small yes but you've got privacy. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4964 I thought you said, “scale up”, not “upscale”! 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4965 Actually, we're expecting a flood of offers. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4966 You’ll feel very healthy and supported…..the planks are organic as well as bipartisan 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4967 The low Low price is because some kids are now Off to College and they want to make a contribution to Help solve the Housing Crisis . . and their Dad will Personally handle the mortgage! 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4968 You might want to do some remodeling 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4969 The sellers' 8 year old is having a tantrum about this house being for sale. They may change their minds and pull it off the market if you don't offer them the asking price ASAP. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4970 I do warn you some kids did the tango here 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4971 , This property is guaranteed to grow in value. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4972 When do you say your home was squatted? 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4973 ...and you will never require flood insurance. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4974 I own the tree and the house but I can't afford the annual property tax. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4975 And it's fitted with a hotline to Mar-a- Largo. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4976 This one has access to your neighbor’s WiFi” #MyNewYorkerCaptio 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4977 The market's really going up. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4978 This home comes with the best view of the park 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4979 I might add, if it weren’t for the parquet floorboards, this would be LEED certified. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4980 It fits your budget and has a sky view of all the expensive properties. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4981 The spa? Just past the gym but before the bowling alley. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4982 The HOA includes mulching, pruning and the use of the community clubhouse. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4983 Oh yes, tiny house sales are through the roof, eh up a tree? 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4984 I heard they want to set up an Airbnb! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4985 The glamping trend is showing no sign of a slow down… 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4986 No, the HOA doesn’t allow Airbnb 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4987 Let’s just say the basement is… unfinished 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4988 Who did that squirrel vote for? 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4989 In the fall it will be too hot. We want to cut down our carbon footprint and that means air conditioning. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4990 No handicap access, but it does have a fenced yard. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4991 Is this the only house out of the racial discrimination zone? 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4992 'The ad clearly stated it had off-street parking!' 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4993 Should there be flooding, your family will have first priority after ours. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4994 And the view in the evening is fantastic!! 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
4995 TRIMBY! Trending in my backyard! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4996 Well. at least you won't have to worry when the next flood comes. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4997 My in-laws decided to upsize. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4998 Love to put in an offer but I get altitude sickness so I’m going to pass! 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4999 Treehouse for sale 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5000 You’ll love it. It’s our cracker mansion. 1.1140 0.03239 114 102 11 1
5001 Sorry. The price is firm. There will be no price allowance for lack of plumbing." 1.1140 0.02990 114 101 13 0
5002 Definity what they call a "fixer-up"... 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
5003 It's normal-sized home adjacent. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5004 Rustic 1BR/0BA prime loc, HW flrs, plastic appls, NR driveway, pets yes!, 9V incl, must see, call now $1.3MM, under contract all cash, taking backups 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
5005 The views of San Francisco will continue to improve over time in this rustic and eco-friendly bungalow. A real bargain at $1 million! 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5006 What do you suppose exactly they are selling?" -sk whidbey islan 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5007 This Little house will grow on you 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5008 is this really how we get on the ladder? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5009 The starter home. Popular with debt free millennial, college grads, and newly weds. We call it the Downsized American Dream. The best part is your pre-qualification covers the amount for a loan as long as interest rates are low. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5010 Lofts are a really efficient use of space. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5011 It's perfect, can we move in yesterday? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5012 On the plus side, property taxes are only $300 a year and it is an early AI design. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5013 You met here 20 years ago. Technically it’s yours but it still comes with 5.35% fixed rate. Also the HOA doesn’t allow swings. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5014 the asking price is a lot less than you’d expect for the neighborhood! 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5015 I have to admit, this view and this much space is a rare find in new york 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5016 Saying this was once owned by the stars of One Tree Hill feels like false advertising. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5017 The sump pump is brand new. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5018 It’s a classic fixer-upper! 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5019 It started out as an ADU, but now it's just a tree house. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5020 Do you like Charm? 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5021 ... this way the squatters will have their own place and will not break into the main house 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5022 The neighborhood is really on the up and up now. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5023 Or come back next week and your crypto will get you that house behind this. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5024 We already have 3 offers over the asking price, so you'll need to move quickly. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5025 Keep in mind we are already considering an offer 2000 Robux over asking 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5026 The owners are downsizing and don't need the space. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5027 My real estate commission will be split evenly w the birds and the bees. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5028 This energy efficient, open and spacious Greenhouse cabin is also available for purchase...separate from the Main House Listing, of course. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5029 Now the HOA will cover the tree and all pruning. You will own just the nails and limber. It’s a great deal. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5030 Yeah, it's small, but it's the only house in your price range. 1.1122 0.04072 98 90 5 3
5031 Think of it as a vacation home without the new congestion pricing costs. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5032 I vote no on the treehouse book club meeting here, especially after the big quake. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5033 Honey, I think the realtor nailed it! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5034 That's what the upper stands for. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5035 College fund? 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5036 Asking $1.5 million, but I think they'll take 1.4 in cash. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5037 Your kids have taken over the main house. They asked me to show you this laneway suite, but, first, you'll need to tell me the secret password. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
5038 The pet squirrels are included. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5039 Is this your idea of just reparations? 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5040 Right size, right price, but can't climb a ladder! 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5041 You can always refinance when interest rates drop. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
5042 Squatters not allowed! 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
5043 The new age 1.1111 0.02918 117 104 13 0
5044 And the price is high too. Chuck Kozub Chux143@aol.com 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5045 On the plus side, you don't have to worry about rising oceans. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5046 Here is the ADU of my childhood dreams. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5047 This is the only thing I could find in your price range. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5048 Single family? No. It's an "Apartment Enclave." 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5049 It's for your pet squirrel. 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5050 Great View, you won't find any better" 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5051 Oh, fixing it up will be like child’s play! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5052 The neighbors are not intrusive 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5053 Ideal for off-the-grid survivalist. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5054 This neighborhood continues to grow organically. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5055 They say it happened during a tornado, so they just left it, and since then they have saved thousands on flood insurance. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5056 Oh my knees! Where’s the lift? 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5057 Penthouse with handcrafted bespoke stair ideal for downsizing.. I'm going out on a limb here showing you this property 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5058 Well I heard The Byrds left quickly with egg on their face 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5059 It’s a second floor climb up with incredible tree-lined views. 1.1111 0.02918 117 104 13 0
5060 We each had 2 step-kids so we built the four of them their own house! 1.1102 0.03358 118 107 9 2
5061 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5062 This ADU doesn't ADD UP! 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5063 And if you want the current residents of the treehouse to move out, you'll have to purchase that too 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
5064 It's a burn-downer! 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5065 You get the views of the neighborhood. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5066 A private entrance and it already has a composting toilet. There are three all cash offers out there already 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5067 The last occupant is in college studying landscaping. He hopes to become more grounded. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5068 Remember, location, location, and shrinkflation. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5069 Easier to get in when it's flood. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5070 You'll be pleased to find out that the architect also designed The Simpsons treehouse." 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5071 I have five other buyers ready to sign, so you’ll need to make a decision by tonight.. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5072 The house does come with the fire breathing dragon but HOA covers moat cleaning and princess protection. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5073 This actually the ADU on this listing. It’s the only thing that you can afford with your combined income” 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5074 I listened, you wanted to move-up. This is definitely a step-up from the neighborhood. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5075 If you look over your shoulder you'll see there is also a DADU. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5076 On the plus side, the condo fees are very low. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5077 The previous owner was JonBenét Ramsey. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5078 The Treehouse in the Earthquake 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5079 ...and it comes with a $100 per month pet fee. 1.1092 0.03331 119 108 9 2
5080 I don't know... the commute is still a little long 1.1092 0.03331 119 108 9 2
5081 We're contractually obligated by HGTV to show at least one option like this per episode. Keeps the ratings high. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
5082 I said Tea House of the August Moon, not Tree House. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
5083 It's an airbub for people who like to make reservations but who don't like to travel. alicehaber@aol.com 1.1091 0.02986 110 98 12 0
5084 I've heard about the housing crisis, but I wouldn't have thought that it would have reached this extent 1.1091 0.03731 110 101 6 3
5085 It's reassuring the kids were too impatient to watch YouTube videos. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5086 Lofty homeownership goals 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5087 Exercize to get in and get out, at no extra charge. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5088 Mom, it’s perfect! It even has a DADU for you, a detached accessory dwelling unit 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5089 This mid-range, rustic MIL not only oozes with active senior charm, but is "removed," in a nice way." 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5090 That pest with the wheel chair would not bother us any more. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5091 Did I say "free house"? 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5092 This treed lot has it's own shelter while you build your dream home! 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5093 The good news is, California insurers aren’t going to drop you because it’s not legal in the first place. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5094 Everyone should have a chance to move up in the world. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5095 We’re going out on a limb for some extra income. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5096 This is the first certified gluten and vegan-friendly home in the neighborhood. 1.1083 0.03085 120 108 11 1
5097 With that view, you'll me the talk of middle school! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5098 Will we be cohabitating with squirrels? 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5099 Well, the price is right— even if it doesn’t have Indoor plumbing. 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
5100 Seattle DADU with a mountain view. HOA $59/month 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
5101 It's an "Accessory Dwelling Unit," and at quite a reasonable price for this neighborhood. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5102 All I can say is to act fast. ADUs are very chic right now and the supply is limited. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5103 Think of it as a “View Property” for your grandchildren. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5104 Absolutely he did! That's why we call this neighborhood Tarzana, Los Angeles! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5105 It’s been elevated for greater flood protection. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5106 Meanwhile, back in the UK... 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5107 All of the others charge a 6% commission. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5108 The HOV has a strict “No Podcast” policy. If you’re caught creating content, you’ll be burned in the treehouse, Wicker Man style. Maybe you’ll be the subject of a legal podcast…. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5109 But your flood insurance premium should be very reasonable. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5110 This a next-level opportunity 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5111 The owner will throw in a tire swing. Or Keep in mind there is a HOA and the rules do required you keep the steps at a 90º angle. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5112 We've had a bunch of offers already, but the Neighbourhood Association really don't want it going to squirrels. 1.1071 0.02936 112 100 12 0
5113 They're cutting down high rent. 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
5114 Lightening? Your question makes no sense. Perhaps you’re thinking about gaslighting? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5115 This little cottage is in a heavily wooded, tree-lined neighborhood, with a great view. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5116 We rented the property last year, and didn't require a securty deposit.... 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5117 The good news is the owner is willing to let this one go for tree fiddy. 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5118 This model comes from our a new line we call 'Arrested Development.'" 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5119 This is the only ‘house’ left in the neighbourhood and I have 2 offers on this one already. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5120 It's called a next-level home with mature growth by the 12-year-old owner and a treed lot. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5121 Given the housing market right now, this is the hottest listing on the market. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5122 Does it come with an assumable mortgage? 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5123 As I mentioned, AC is included. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5124 Think of it as an environmentally sustainable little nest egg for your kids! 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
5125 ….and there is the opportunity for extra income you can get from the basement apartment “ 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5126 No, there's no parking... and if you need to sell your shoes to afford it, watch for the nails when getting in and out. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5127 Two uses for the price of one! Branch out with this open floor plan motif and as a bonus invite all your Jewish friends over to celebrate Sukkot. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5128 I know you want a fixer upper, but the higher the tree, the higher the cost. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5129 Sure it's expensive, but it's a tear me up. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5130 I have to sell this house before they cut my commission. Peter Arno 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5131 It’s a great investment with tons of short term rental potential! 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5132 I'm required by the state of New York to inform you that this property may be haunted. 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
5133 Tiny homes are still very in right now and honestly you really can’t beat the view for $150,000. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5134 It is a no-water walk up 1.1053 0.03382 114 104 8 2
5135 The mortgage payments will be high but as a couple you do have the option of putting in a day bed and bringing in a renter. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5136 Sorry, not till interest rates come down. 1.1053 0.03605 114 105 6 3
5137 It’s a very safe neighborhood with a wonderful school system. 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
5138 In purchasing real estate, the three most important factors; location, location and location. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5139 We're really hoping for some of the hard to find Girl Scout cookies. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5140 This neighborhood is called, “Treehouse Gardens, it’s up and coming! 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
5141 This takes keeping up with the Joneses to a whole new level. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5142 The previous owner was a racoon. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5143 I know the square footage is a bit less than what you were looking for but you will be able to connect closer to nature. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5144 We now need to either climb up there and get the deal done by ourselves, or pay our buyer agent. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5145 ... and the real estate taxes are next to nothing. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5146 Another Real Estate Opportunity to be available when New York City becomes the City of Yes. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5147 ..But it's cute and all but what are the property taxes on Oak Trees?... 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5148 Well it’s not cheep! Hahaha, no seriously… 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5149 While your en suite bathroom comes free of charge, you will be required to provide your own toilet paper. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5150 There aren't many options with your budget but this is one of the best deals on the market 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5151 I said it was financially accessible. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5152 I inherited it from my brother Steve, who got his idea for Apple up there. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5153 This house comes with the perfect "critical in-laws" exterior suite. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5154 Taxes are higher because of the views. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5155 IM SELLING A TREE HOUSE AS IF ITS A REAL HOUSE 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5156 Great retirement villa, but the HOA is a real pain. 1.1043 0.03118 115 104 10 1
5157 Sure, it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but it’s a great home for a young couple to put down roots and branch out later into something bigger. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5158 It will be easy to get your daily high. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5159 It took forever to evict those Squirrels & Birds outta that tree house, they never paid a dime in rent, FOREVER! Snow White, was worst, she hired a lawyer 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
5160 I put up the sign. I advertised it. He built it when he was twelve. He is sitting inside it now and won't come out. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5161 Actually, we think of it as an upper-fix." 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5162 And what’s more , extra steps are included for when the tree grows ! 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5163 Only 1.25 million?! But it has hardwood floors! 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5164 You won’t get a view like this for less than $300k. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5165 With our 'birds grounded' policy, trees are now exclusive real estate for humans! 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5166 Well, it is Hudson Valley. It won't last long. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5167 One of you can sleep on the balcony. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
5168 It has natural bush surroundings, has being Sage cleansed and outdoor facilities. It is in Byron Bay NSW Australia but maybe you can Airbnb also! 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5169 I guess this was inevitable after a kids' transfer portal was opened. 1.1034 0.03093 116 105 10 1
5170 No garage is the least of the problems. 1.1034 0.03326 116 106 8 2
5171 2500 a month;studio apartment in great area 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5172 It's a bit steep for a fourth floor walk up. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5173 I must run you bid by the branch office 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5174 It needs a little work, but the pet comes with the deal. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5175 It's a safe house. Bids for plumbing and electrical were too high. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5176 The view and the stairs are to die for. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5177 NOT MUCH CLOSET SPACE, BUT TAXES ARE LOW. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5178 I call dibs on the queen sized bed. 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
5179 The price is warranted the local schools are as good as you claim. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5180 No more treeways for us 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5181 Whadya say - it won't take much to fix 'er up! 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
5182 POV you try and take your girl back to the crib, but your parents are trying to sell it." -Eli 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
5183 The kids won't care which yard it's in. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5184 This can be your home tree home. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
5185 It's Only $1,000,000. The buyer takes bit coin. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5186 It’s not pre-war, but still a walk-up 1.1026 0.03067 117 106 10 1
5187 As you can see, it's recently been gutted and completely remodeled with all new systems. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5188 Why a tree house? 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5189 Seller is very motivated. Found a two-story oak in another neighborhood. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5190 … and you have to keep the kitchen. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5191 This is the perfect way to take your living experience to new heights 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5192 It’s more atmosphere than the couch. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5193 Keep in mind that this house is elevated above high tides. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5194 It's a darling fixer-upper! 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5195 You said your budget for a new home was one million dollars. We’ll, this home has a million dollar view” 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5196 Now folks, this is no ordinary treehouse. This treehouse was built by Frank lloyd wright himself back when he was a complete loser and nobody wanted to work with him. It’s sad. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5197 My daughter got her real estate license. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5198 And, the view from the kitchen window is gorgeous ! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5199 It has an outstanding winter water view. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
5200 It's a short climb to several amenities. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5201 It didn't meet the AirBNB requirements. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5202 Well, it has a waterview and you can always build on a garage. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5203 And just Think, You won't need to rake the Leaves! 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
5204 In this economy, money does grow IN trees. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5205 The square meter price might seem a bit steep, but the view is priceless. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5206 This gem has wall-to-wall wood floors and tons of natural light. And the seller is really motivated because treehouses are cheugy. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5207 Well, it certainly has indoor-outdoor living. 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
5208 The rustic and fort-like part of the for for sale sign is now making a lot more sense 1.1009 0.03674 109 101 5 3
5209 It used to be an Airbnb but the renters routinely forgot to take out the trash. 1.1008 0.02879 129 117 11 1
5210 low overhead and no mortgage what is the lowest bid? 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5211 We have it listed as 'Stairway to Heaving'. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5212 If you wait until July to list it, you can screw the buyer’s agent and save yourselves a couple of percent on the buyer’s side. 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5213 The kids are in college. Airbnb wouldn't list it. Maybe staging will help. 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5214 Affordable payments, and the property taxes are only Fourteen-Five Thousand a Year!" 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5215 If we added a moving chair it would work for Grannny. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5216 The double-homicide that happened here two years back usually puts most homebuyers on edge. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5217 It's a great price for a walk-up in this neighborhood. 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5218 I should let you know we already have an offer from a lovely family of squirrels. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5219 Which of us is going to be first to climb to his/her new home? 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5220 This neighborhood does have a redlining history but in this case we are assuming an all cash deal 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5221 If the stairs are a challenge, got any wings? 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5222 And best, it has an assumable 5.25 percent assumable mortgage. 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5223 Unfortunately I can’t cut down the price, but this house should be a tree-t to live in. Wood you like to see the inside? 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5224 I would suggest a total makeover after clearing the lot of this house, the steps and the for sale sign. 1.0991 0.02849 111 100 11 0
5225 We don't need our little get-away now that the kids are dead. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5226 Hey, I'm trying to solve the housing shortage. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5227 Yeah, it's not much - consider it reparations. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5228 Best and final offer due Monday by noon. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5229 The upstairs apartment is a little rustic.” R.L. Russell, Marion, Iowa 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5230 Hun? Done! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5231 Have you considered subletting until the sale goes through? 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5232 Well, there wouldn't be much property tax. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5233 The price is low due to the divorce. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5234 Can't beat the neighbors.....they're squirrels and there's laws against it 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5235 Starter home, nice neighborhood, great school. The former owners are starting high school there now. 1.0982 0.03346 112 103 7 2
5236 The owners are selling since they have had a third child 1.0982 0.03346 112 103 7 2
5237 You’re afraid of heights? 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5238 As you can see, this home comes with a lovely accessory dwelling unit, which you can rent out separately. 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5239 We are not into open concept. 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5240 If you don't like this, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I could sell you but you'll have to pay me cash upfront, plus a finder's fee. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
5241 The sky’s the limit for renovations 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5242 Only $1.2 million, with great views of the fog and Golden Gate Bridge. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
5243 His "independence" came without meals, electricity, running water, and spotty internet. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5244 It’s well invested - not just its price will grow!” 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5245 Only problem - the previous owner had sleepwalking difficulties! 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
5246 It’s safe from rising sea waters. 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
5247 And for just a little bit more, you could add your own bathroom. In today's market, it's a steal; and, the neighborhood is full of wildlife. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
5248 Well, technically it is permitted as a non-permanent Father or Mother-in-law addition, for either one or both. Do you have any married children? 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5249 Hey Lady, the bidding line starts back there. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5250 Shall we put in an offer before they add a half bird-bath? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5251 As you can see, it’s in a very leafy neighbourhood. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5252 If you decide to have kids, the school district is amazing. 1.0965 0.02778 114 103 11 0
5253 It's a rustic cozy walk up fixer-upper with a view, and it was an purchase option in the Which Would You Choose? column in the NYT last year. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5254 Generation Z’s Barbie Dreamhouse 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5255 Gghhb 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5256 Has all the modern conveniences. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5257 What are the association rules about roof materials? 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5258 I told you we should’ve cut down on the avocado toast. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5259 It’s perfect for people who want to live on Staton Island! 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
5260 Testing progress 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5261 It's got views, is open concept, and is well priced at $700,000. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5262 The magazines are included in the asking price. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5263 Sorry, guys! That's what happens when you don't visit me for twenty years 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5264 The HOA fees are prorated by square footage, so there's that. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5265 We call "Our very own Yellow Brick Road" 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5266 The owner is branching out in the ADU market 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5267 The view is terrific but it otherwise leaves a lot to be desired. 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5268 The roof is brand new, but the foundation needs some work. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5269 The new owner won’t actually own any land, but they’re getting a new house for only a little more than I paid for my place 5 years ago. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5270 Utilities are included. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5271 No, the tree doesn't go with it ... and we don't deliver. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5272 There’s also an income generating ADU on the branch just behind the main house. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5273 My clients will consider all offers. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5274 I think it is a great investment for an AirB&B 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5275 I've got $750,000 in cash and will waive the inspection. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5276 This neighborhood is really changing. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5277 From what I’m told, The Simpsons filmed their Treehouse Of Horror series here. 1.0948 0.02994 116 106 9 1
5278 Should it be our living room, or our bedroom? 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
5279 I am sure the price is pretty high! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5280 Well, It's not if you're getting in on the ground floor! 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5281 And, it is anti-bourgeoisie. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5282 Ask the judge to block the sale on the grounds that we didn't really mean it when said it was "theirs." 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5283 If you don't like it. you can always leave. 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
5284 Couldn't your mother feather her empty nest in this walk up? 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
5285 It’s in your budget with fantastic views. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5286 A Fixer-upper? Sure. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5287 You always wanted to step up your green persona. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5288 This pre-starter home was only constructed in the last decade. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5289 "It's a climb-me-up" 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5290 I can assure you that this property is up to your expectations. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5291 The good news is that it’s flood proof. The bad news is that it’s an ash tree. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5292 Mortgage rates may be high, but just think of all the money you'll save on utilities! 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
5293 So, as I mentioned, it's perfect for downsizing and no stairs! 1.0938 0.03025 128 118 8 2
5294 We are all a part of the city's great big single family zoning. 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
5295 A treehouse with steps? Are you kidding me! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5296 Imagination isn’t just for kids.” Alfred Munzer, Washington, D 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5297 Of course, you'll want to get in before it's all gentrified. No offense... 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5298 Think of it as a cottage in the woods. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5299 Just think about it honey in 10 million years we will have property right on the edge of a Grand Canyon 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5300 If you think this is spacious, wait until you see the house! 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5301 This ADU is not ADA compliant! Agent talk for forget the view! 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5302 The rents a little high, but it's in a great neighborhood. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5303 Real real estate for Orenburg today 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5304 Move in ready for whom? Squirrels? 1.0926 0.03364 108 100 6 2
5305 The owners started playing house about 3 years ago, but now they've decided to divorce. 1.0926 0.03364 108 100 6 2
5306 Think of it as a she-shed with a view 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5307 (Ok, Shes your mother!) ( And the wood all matches). ( You*ve ordered carpet samples you say?) 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5308 How much were the treehome owner’s association dues again? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5309 How could we even bake pie in the sky? 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
5310 ...and it even comes with zoning rights for its own ADU. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5311 You'll have the best views in the neighborhood and don't have to worry about flood insurance. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5312 The great view is nothing to stick your tongue out at. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5313 Do you think there’s space to add a powder room on the ground floor? 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5314 Here in California, insurance coverage is available through the “FAIR plan.” 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
5315 We call it our bird house with a view! 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
5316 If it helps, think of it as branching out in your homeowner journey. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5317 Scarsdale is the place to be. They're asking 2 million which is far lower than any loft in Manhattan. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5318 The owner is selling this unique pied-a-terre because there are too many slats. 1.0909 0.03041 110 101 8 1
5319 Maybe they have a video. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5320 ‘Can’t get anything in this market’ 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5321 The previous owners made major improvements. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5322 It's the only new housing that complies with zoning. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5323 The credit score has to be real, though. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5324 I call this one 'Back to Nature'-- the design is quintessential biophilia and the views are to die for! 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
5325 Until the plumbing is installed, You Should remember the old saying about shitting in the nest. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
5326 But it was advertised as a tremendous bargain! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5327 It's a fixer-upper. Emphasis on the upper. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5328 Full disclosure: The previous owner died of old age in there. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5329 All that rustic charm, and it's in your price range! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5330 Just like the ad said, it’s a scenic, green, walk-up with water view! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5331 I didn’t think you meant “not in ANYBODY’S back yard”. 1.0893 0.02707 112 102 10 0
5332 And your ADU comes with a view. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
5333 It is a classic post war walkup with beautiful downtown views.With the simple addition of a lap pool and a personal gym you will have the ultimate bespoke property. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
5334 I am sorry but my children put that add in the rental section.It wasn’t me. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
5335 You said you were open to a pop top. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
5336 I need to tell you that offers are coming in over the $10 million asking price. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5337 Ah, yes. lily’s old “comic club” this is probably the best house we have in your budget. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5338 Yes, the views are great. And, now that mortgage rates have come down, your monthly fee would only be $9,450.00. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5339 Act now, and we throw in the estate hermit at no extra charge! 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5340 That'll be $6000 per month excluding the tree 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5341 That's why it's called a "fixer upper". 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5342 A true love nest, isn't it ? Considering the price, we thought it was a form of a speech. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5343 Can we stay up there till mid November and nobody will force us to come down 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5344 The building itself can be yours for ten dollars ,however the tree is owned by a group of 6 year olds who hope to see it grow( in price). before they sell !! 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
5345 It’s a cosy bungalow with great views out to the ocean. Plenty of natural light. Only a short walk from the shops. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5346 a nice little (fire) starter home 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5347 Tree house; but how's tree? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5348 Worst case , no flooding for 5000 years . 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5349 These nepo babies are getting out of hand. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5350 This tiny craftsman leaves room to grow. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5351 Haven't you dreamed of becoming a tiny house influencer? 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5352 Well, what WOULD you consider an empty nester? 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
5353 It has a great view but needs some updating. 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
5354 I’ll blow you if you let me cut the line 1.0870 0.03165 115 107 6 2
5355 Waiting in line: where patience grows taller than the trees! 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5356 …and you should be fine, despite the fact that this is a flood zone. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5357 ...And for any home decor needs, the kids just opened their dot com furniture store. 1.0866 0.02963 127 118 7 2
5358 The motif is, 'In-the-box, connecting with the world.' It's the product of one of our workshops." 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
5359 The view alone is worth every penny of the $1.4 million asking price. We should get a contract in today before it starts pricing up. 1.0865 0.03378 104 97 5 2
5360 Great airflow, sounds of nature and tiny kitchen make this a real gem for 1st time home buyers 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5361 Of course it's up to code. The owner is anxious to sell, his PlayStation broke. Remove a branch and you can add a gift wrap room. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5362 This property also gets high marks for energy efficiency. Few homes have so much firewood growing within arm's reach. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5363 Our son saysvit is too small now that he and his wife are starting a family - but it was just perfect for two people! 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
5364 "It's expected to have a precarious ocean view." 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5365 The last one was a two board climb up. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5366 Of course, the penthouse is a little more expensive. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5367 This one is actually under contract as of 5 minutes ago. It sold for just under $2 million! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5368 And in addition to your disappointment in regard to your lack of purchasing power, per the terms of the NAR legal settlement, you'll owe me for the buyer's agent commission. 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
5369 Well, the listing is basically right in claiming it's an affordable family residence." 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5370 Of course you’d start by deplatforming it. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5371 Just three steps to a fairy tale among the leaves. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5372 This one doesn’t have a bathroom. I know you said you wanted that. But it could include a nursery. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5373 With the rising cost of housing, this is the best we could find. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5374 The previous owners built a treehouse for their son but YOU CAN MAKE YOUR HUSBAND SLEEP THERE WHEN HE FORGETS YOUR ANNIVERSARY haha do you FEEL ME here? The treehouse is brand new, the son died in a tragic accident that tore the parents apart. 1.0849 0.02720 106 97 9 0
5375 Highest offers are due in sealed envelopes by tomorrow afternoon 1.0849 0.03316 106 99 5 2
5376 It's a fixer-upper. Emphasis on 'upper. 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5377 There goes the neighborhood! 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5378 The end of childhood. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5379 It's the most affordable option for getting into the neighborhood right now, what with market forces and all. 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5380 It’s great. You’ll love it. The last owner was a homing pigeon. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5381 far right: I said I want a house John Middle: a tree house is also a house Karen Far left: Lord help me not backhand this man right here , 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5382 Wanting to put down roots, Majorie and Tom were branching gingerly towards a foot on the property ladder. . 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5383 Everybody's time is being wasted here. 1.0840 0.02554 119 109 10 0
5384 Surely you realize that this property is several steps up from that cave you’re in now! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5385 welp. the housing market is screwed. I shall unhinge my jaw and become one with the wolves and the trees. I will live off the land and talk to the birds. perhaps then I'll surrender to L'appel du Vide. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5386 And you said your father's discount is already included? 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5387 I hear interest rates are at an all time low. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5388 They were such a cute couple too! 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5389 You’d get your shiplap, honey. And I’ll get my sprawling landscape, I suppose. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5390 . It's gone. Highest bidder. We're gonna retire. EBay. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5391 Your son just wants a place closer to water. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5392 We'll use the sale to finance our daughter's college tuition! 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
5393 Miami Florida Current Market $3,000 a month. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5394 Are you private investigators? It has a great view of the Johnson's back yard. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5395 Thinking of a family? Future extensions? This house grows them! 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5396 Built during the 2008 financial crises, this quaint home has the best views in town at an affordable price. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5397 I hear there’s an H-Owl-A @je_cochran 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5398 It’s nice but really… it’s just not a buyers market. We’re not going to make an offer. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5399 Is it just the tree house or the lot as well? 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5400 There's no in-ground pool, but otherwise the view is great. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5401 A crow is selling it for $1,000,000. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5402 This one is moving quick, though, so if you’re serious about it I would offer above asking 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5403 The kds are downsizing to help us with the deposit. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5404 Nice work! I see you've made the cliche IN THE DOGHOUSE literal! Who've you got inside today? 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
5405 Honey, I told you we should have bought a house before the market collapsed. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5406 We love it, but If it doesn't have a dishwasher and updated plumbing its not for us!!! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5407 This one comes with excellent cross ventilation and the payments are within your budget. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5408 And the price won’t break your budgie. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5409 Can you believe they're only asking for$50,000 down? 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5410 Location, location, location! MH Sanger 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5411 You know, your hair is upside down again, dear. There’s only one nail in those stair steps. If you try them without at least two, they’ll spin. You could put your eyes out on the stems, or tear your beard off. You can do all that less painfully at the eclipse! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5412 We're going to chip in to Trump's legal defense fund. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5413 A Steal at only $35 million 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5414 The last tenants left their own Calling Cards. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5415 It’s a single story, but if you have aging parents, that story IS on the second floor. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5416 Obviously we have the ubiquitous minimal open concept design, but let’s not overlook the expansive view of Mrs. Brown’s adequate garden. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5417 Where is the road going to be? Forget that, What 'll numbers be? hmm... 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5418 In budget, good schools and cash only! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5419 On your limited income, this fills every need especially good schools, good neighborhood, room for a growing family, and, of course, working from home is a natural. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5420 When you're talking about property value, you're talking about the circumference of the tree, that's all they need to know. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5421 Trust me, Air Bud is going to love it. 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
5422 Just think how easy it will be to deter the freeloaders. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5423 It’s perfect for snoopy jr dear, and the low mortgage of $2300 is just right. 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
5424 FIZBO or Arboreal Profiling?.... 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
5425 It’s an affordable design for our neighborhood 'newcomers' too! 1.0762 0.02932 105 98 6 1
5426 .......and then she tweeted 'All I ever asked for was a bird bath.' Marriage over. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5427 Some say interest rates will never drop below tree percent again, Iets leaf an offer 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5428 Oh wow I didn’t know it was a penthouse Jon Torpey Jamestown, NC 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5429 Well, sure, but an entire family was murdered right here in 1926 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5430 Adults looking to buy a house in their price Range in the economy they are living in today. Making the situation even worse. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5431 Some would say that we are in a seller’s market, but they haven’t seen the views that we have here. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5432 Our son left home for college and he doesn't use it anymore. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5433 I hear the THOA here are real sticklers 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
5434 It was a three-bedroom bungalow on a hill, but then it was made over on HGTV. 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
5435 Jaxon's start-up IPO'd so he's due for an upgrade. 1.0750 0.02415 120 111 9 0
5436 You won’t find a better unobstructed view. Jean Godden Seattle, Wa. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5437 The neighbors are a bit vocal, but even so this is a steal! 1.0741 0.02853 108 101 6 1
5438 What it lacks in upgrades is more than made up for by the view. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5439 Congratulations again on winning the California state million dollar jackpot! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5440 Child’s house, never used. 1.0734 0.03114 109 103 4 2
5441 My real estate agent said I should be able to get close to half a mil. for it. 1.0734 0.02828 109 102 6 1
5442 I can't wait for you to see how it looks online! 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5443 You'll be one with nature. The birds will be your neighbors. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5444 On weekends we could put in on pontoons. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5445 NIMBY’s welcome! My yard, my rules 1.0727 0.02487 110 102 8 0
5446 $500k, 2 day escrow, no inspection, 50% cash down. And the best part, the utilities are covered. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5447 There is an issue with the “leach field” ! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5448 The good news is that no squatter, bottom dweller is coming here. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5449 It’s giving 4.5 million. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
5450 Look honey, the leaves match your beard hair perfectly. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5451 And with this charming open house plan you’ll never miss a second of an eclipse- lunar or solar. 1.0690 0.02363 116 108 8 0
5452 We always wanted a house with trees around it. 1.0686 0.02876 102 96 5 1
5453 Think about the serious growth potential. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5454 Here is your standard California AirBnB 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5455 I'm not sure about it but it seems to be a good investment for us 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
5456 You said you train grasshoppers and he is a freelance life coach for Pomeranians and your budget is $1.2M 1.0660 0.02424 106 99 7 0
5457 It’s perfect for the upwardly mobile, environmentally conscious folks. And so easy to clean! 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
5458 This is my Bed and Breakfast. I've advertised it as, Downsizing For Dropouts? 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5459 At two million it's a real steal for the Tri-State Area. It's the perfect starter home for a Millennial couple hoping to start a family and build equity; in a few years it'll be worth twice what you're paying. Aren't you glad you went to law school? 1.0654 0.02744 107 101 5 1
5460 I love the song 'Cheeseburger in Paradise'. I suggested we name our new dog for Buffett. Well, my investor husband named him Warren Buffett. 1.0652 0.03388 92 88 2 2
5461 And for your next big life transition, this home easily reassembles into Jack-and-Jill caskets. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5462 The cats convey with the property but the tree does not. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5463 Your seeing one of the finest home in this neighborhood. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
5464 The only downside is that it didn't require flood insurance until this year, but that's coastal living these days... 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5465 A dynamically developing area it is, I mean two days ago there was a single tree around here. 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
5466 I WONDER IF IT IS CHILD PROOF? 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
5467 Of course, our listing was accurate; we captioned it Tarzan’s & Jane’s Treehouse. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5468 Is it easily accessible to air traffic? 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5469 Our neighborhood stork seems to have had a windfall from its stocks. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
5470 Very airy, great views, terrific walnuts to eat, and no internet annoys squirrels and crows. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5471 and from the front balcony you can sometimes see the apartment that George Spielberg owns 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5472 It was built last summer by a quality builder of 12 years of age. 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
5473 I think we should advertise the open floor plan... 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5474 It has rental potential. A family of racoons have already shown interest in the attic. 1.0612 0.02834 98 93 4 1
5475 I thought you said we were seeing a Six on the Park?" "No, Six on the Bark" 1.0612 0.02434 98 92 6 0
5476 It’s a tree away from tree . 1.0612 0.03183 98 94 2 2
5477 They were bought out by famous amos 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5478 Does the tree come with it for that price ? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5479 wonder if tree minds the music in night 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5480 ...And, this property has a lovely craftsman cottage which would be perfect for a man cave or a she shed! 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
5481 It's just waiting for your finishing touches! 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
5482 'We should advertise the second bedroom for a second wife.' 1.0598 0.02202 117 110 7 0
5483 And it’s a perfect fit for your upward mobility lifestyle. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5484 It has view protection. 1.0594 0.02364 101 95 6 0
5485 It's a fly-by-night birdhouse, and birdbrain would know it's way overpriced. 1.0588 0.02341 102 96 6 0
5486 I’m branching out into Real Estate. Pascale Garneau Montréal Québec 1.0583 0.02699 103 98 4 1
5487 It is over market value but it does come with a great view. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5488 It's expected to come with a compelling ocean view. 1.0571 0.02276 105 99 6 0
5489 All our children are grown up and have left home, and we have no grandchildren. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5490 This is a good way to protect trees... from rain. 1.0550 0.02552 109 104 4 1
5491 This will be a great tree change 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5492 It was previously owned by a beloved Six year old ovarian specialist 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5493 Imagine Joan Baez meditating and being close to nature. 1.0541 0.02156 111 105 6 0
5494 It's a fantastic dog house for if your dog needs a tree to pee on, but no, I'm not sure how he'll get up there. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5495 Definitely not overlooked. It has the advantage of overlooking. Y 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
5496 Taxes here are lower the higher the house so it more affordable than it may look 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5497 They’re desegregating the neighborhood. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5498 The Squirrels couldn't afford the peanuts. 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
5499 Anyways, it has a lot of fresh air, in a friendly neighborhood in contact with nature. This house even comes with a refrigerator located entirely in the front house, where you are not allowed in, unless invited. The owners want no less than two million dollars 1.0485 0.02536 103 99 3 1
5500 Location, location, location Jere Wrightsman jerewrightsman@gmail.com 518 376-6592 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5501 We’ll for starters, we’ve certainly seen the housing market grow over the past few years. 1.0467 0.02442 107 103 3 1
5502 If worst comes to worst you can always sublet. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5503 : "I know you sent those 25 listing from the competitors website, however this listing of ours just hit the market... Owner financing - pre-approved!" 1.0459 0.02013 109 104 5 0
5504 They've already got a cash offer for $30,000 over. 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
5505 Get ready for another tear down. 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
5506 @newyorkercartoons "Even the treehouses are going for a premium these days—guess we'll have to settle for the 'bark'-et" 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
5507 It’s our ADU. Fabulous neighborhood, surprisingly affordable!. 1.0417 0.02050 96 92 4 0
5508 It's above the flood plain. Trust me, it's a steal for only $20,000. 1.0396 0.01950 101 97 4 0
5509 I told you the price of houses make tree houses the only option left. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
5510 We want to turn it into an Airbnb. It will take only a few hundred dollars to fix it up. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
5511 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.0330 0.01882 91 88 3 0
5512 I know what you're thinking, but when you leave it to kids someday... 1.0316 0.01804 95 92 3 0