Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Yes, it's called Thesaurus, but you're not related. |
1.7895 |
0.01487 |
3050 |
1417 |
858 |
775 |
1 |
And the comet missed the earth, and all the dinosaurs lived happily ever after. |
1.7709 |
0.01365 |
3462 |
1604 |
1047 |
811 |
2 |
Now, now…it’s just an eclipse. Mass extinctions are very rare. |
1.7478 |
0.01629 |
2367 |
1117 |
730 |
520 |
3 |
It's called evolution and you're not going to like the ending. |
1.7158 |
0.01547 |
2565 |
1255 |
784 |
526 |
4 |
No, I'm not reading the asteroid part again. You know it gives you nightmares. |
1.7034 |
0.01506 |
2589 |
1258 |
841 |
490 |
5 |
Go back to sleep. There's no little boy hiding under your bed. |
1.6964 |
0.01449 |
2889 |
1447 |
872 |
570 |
6 |
Honey, do you remember when Ryan’s iguana got loose last summer? |
1.6951 |
0.01516 |
2640 |
1326 |
793 |
521 |
7 |
Frankly yes, I preferred it when we had an elephant in the room. |
1.6923 |
0.01509 |
2681 |
1358 |
790 |
533 |
8 |
Ok, one more then back under the bed. |
1.6829 |
0.01473 |
2718 |
1369 |
842 |
507 |
9 |
I already checked, and there aren't any children under your bed. |
1.6709 |
0.01506 |
2507 |
1261 |
810 |
436 |
10 |
Ok, ok, go get your leash! |
1.6694 |
0.01420 |
2689 |
1320 |
938 |
431 |
11 |
Um... what makes you ask if you were adopted? |
1.6685 |
0.01530 |
2401 |
1204 |
789 |
408 |
12 |
What now? A little boy is hiding under your bed? |
1.6632 |
0.01455 |
2672 |
1357 |
858 |
457 |
13 |
You wouldn't like it. It's about evolution. |
1.6590 |
0.01455 |
2698 |
1387 |
844 |
467 |
14 |
You don't scare me. It's a presidential election year. |
1.6570 |
0.01483 |
2834 |
1535 |
736 |
563 |
15 |
Helen? Did you feed Cuddles, yet.? . . . Helen? |
1.6543 |
0.01388 |
3052 |
1607 |
893 |
552 |
16 |
Bedtime was 85 million years ago. |
1.6542 |
0.02089 |
1342 |
705 |
396 |
241 |
17 |
Keep quiet, my landlord thinks you're extinct. |
1.6494 |
0.01479 |
2510 |
1283 |
824 |
403 |
18 |
Knights only slay dragons who don’t eat their vegetables. |
1.6462 |
0.01416 |
2832 |
1482 |
870 |
480 |
19 |
I'll be there in five minutes to tuck you under the bed. |
1.6453 |
0.02200 |
1122 |
574 |
372 |
176 |
20 |
Where the Wild Things Are--again? |
1.6418 |
0.02159 |
1192 |
621 |
377 |
194 |
21 |
Karl, relax. The delivery guy will be here shortly. Then we’ll both eat. |
1.6407 |
0.01442 |
2808 |
1505 |
807 |
496 |
22 |
When the landlord stops by, play extinct |
1.6365 |
0.02924 |
685 |
370 |
194 |
121 |
23 |
Sorry girl, we're not allowed back at the dog park. |
1.6320 |
0.01386 |
2867 |
1511 |
900 |
456 |
24 |
We can stop here if it’s getting too scary. |
1.6222 |
0.01350 |
2896 |
1518 |
954 |
424 |
25 |
I promise you there are no little kids hiding in your closet. |
1.6164 |
0.02174 |
1113 |
588 |
364 |
161 |
26 |
Nope, still not as scary as Trump. |
1.6122 |
0.01501 |
2679 |
1529 |
660 |
490 |
27 |
But it has a happy ending. After the meteor hit, all of your ancestors became beautiful birds. |
1.6064 |
0.01449 |
2429 |
1285 |
815 |
329 |
28 |
You need to go out again? |
1.6063 |
0.01438 |
2578 |
1394 |
805 |
379 |
29 |
I'm not sure the shrooms are working, Steve. Can you feel anything yet? |
1.6047 |
0.02480 |
931 |
523 |
253 |
155 |
30 |
You're supposed to be under the bed....and where's Tommy? |
1.6046 |
0.01508 |
2405 |
1321 |
714 |
370 |
31 |
And at just that moment, the dragon realized it was a vegetarian. The End. |
1.6045 |
0.01456 |
2551 |
1394 |
772 |
385 |
32 |
Well, that the end of this chapter. I think it’s time to tuck you under Tommy’s bed. |
1.5985 |
0.01457 |
2593 |
1443 |
748 |
402 |
33 |
When I said, 'you could devour this in one sitting," I was talking about the book. Okay? |
1.5984 |
0.01386 |
2572 |
1359 |
887 |
326 |
34 |
For crying out loud, Timmy, there is nothing under your bed! |
1.5978 |
0.01483 |
2484 |
1379 |
725 |
380 |
35 |
Shouldn’t you be under my kid’s bed? |
1.5952 |
0.01481 |
2401 |
1315 |
743 |
343 |
36 |
You want me to read you "Where the Wild Things Are" again? |
1.5945 |
0.01478 |
2365 |
1285 |
754 |
326 |
37 |
You don’t like Wuthering Heights?? I thought you said you were a Brontë-saurus??? |
1.5890 |
0.01661 |
1927 |
1071 |
577 |
279 |
38 |
I'm not taking you for a walk downtown after what happened in Tokyo. |
1.5832 |
0.03111 |
547 |
306 |
163 |
78 |
39 |
Okay, okay, the dragon and the princess lived happily ever after. Now will you please go to bed? |
1.5794 |
0.01953 |
1398 |
790 |
406 |
202 |
40 |
And then a big, mean meteor hit the earth. |
1.5788 |
0.01672 |
1802 |
993 |
575 |
234 |
41 |
I don't know if I have one where the dragon eats both the knight AND the princess ... |
1.5749 |
0.02051 |
1228 |
689 |
372 |
167 |
42 |
You know, Alice, these last few years you are looking a lot like your mother. |
1.5704 |
0.02274 |
1094 |
645 |
274 |
175 |
43 |
I already read you a story, now go back under the bed. |
1.5704 |
0.01964 |
1222 |
663 |
421 |
138 |
44 |
I just let you out for a rampage. |
1.5700 |
0.01726 |
1935 |
1152 |
463 |
320 |
45 |
Let me finish this paragraph—then, we'll floss. |
1.5660 |
0.01865 |
1417 |
790 |
452 |
175 |
46 |
“No, you don't appear until the climactic battle scene.” |
1.5624 |
0.01914 |
1819 |
1178 |
259 |
382 |
47 |
I suppose you're going to say the reports of your demise were greatly exaggerated. |
1.5623 |
0.01853 |
1389 |
768 |
461 |
160 |
48 |
And the daddy monster said “see? Time to go back to sleep …there aren’t any little kids in the your closet.” |
1.5614 |
0.01891 |
1384 |
779 |
433 |
172 |
49 |
I just took you out. |
1.5595 |
0.01991 |
1294 |
742 |
380 |
172 |
50 |
What? Too scary for bedtime? |
1.5503 |
0.02027 |
1172 |
664 |
371 |
137 |
51 |
Honey, I asked you to get me a Thesaurus. |
1.5503 |
0.02114 |
1292 |
794 |
285 |
213 |
52 |
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Saint George dies in the end. |
1.5451 |
0.02127 |
1097 |
635 |
326 |
136 |
53 |
I see you've finally come out of the closet. |
1.5434 |
0.02214 |
1071 |
637 |
286 |
148 |
54 |
Honey, your mom’s here! |
1.5429 |
0.02167 |
1234 |
768 |
262 |
204 |
55 |
For the last time, there are no little kids hiding under your bed. Now go back to sleep. |
1.5414 |
0.02121 |
1243 |
763 |
287 |
193 |
56 |
Well, I guess the pet store did say you'd grow to the size of your enclosure... |
1.5358 |
0.02208 |
963 |
553 |
304 |
106 |
57 |
Don’t be ridiculous there is not a little boy under your bed. |
1.5336 |
0.02173 |
1162 |
716 |
272 |
174 |
58 |
OK. One more page then you need to go back under the bed. |
1.5327 |
0.02261 |
1055 |
646 |
256 |
153 |
59 |
I can skip this part if it scares you |
1.5305 |
0.02179 |
1048 |
622 |
296 |
130 |
60 |
I'm not checking for people under the bed again. |
1.5304 |
0.02220 |
1020 |
608 |
283 |
129 |
61 |
It's a Thesaurus . . . No relation . . . |
1.5277 |
0.02360 |
1046 |
668 |
204 |
174 |
62 |
I think I prefer the elephant in the room. |
1.5256 |
0.02385 |
938 |
578 |
227 |
133 |
63 |
It's about a knight in shining armor, and you're not going to like how the story ends. |
1.5247 |
0.02191 |
1054 |
636 |
283 |
135 |
64 |
And that's how we adopted you. |
1.5246 |
0.02385 |
835 |
491 |
250 |
94 |
65 |
No you can't have a little pet. What happened to the last one? |
1.5220 |
0.02277 |
979 |
594 |
259 |
126 |
66 |
My son’s closet is down the hall on the left. |
1.5212 |
0.02329 |
990 |
616 |
232 |
142 |
67 |
One more story, then it’s back under the bed. |
1.5211 |
0.02324 |
950 |
580 |
245 |
125 |
68 |
I'll tuck you back in, but I promise you there are no children under your bed. |
1.5210 |
0.02328 |
1000 |
625 |
229 |
146 |
69 |
For the last time, there are no children hiding under your bed. |
1.5204 |
0.02302 |
980 |
602 |
246 |
132 |
70 |
The brave dragon slayed the evil knight and everyone lived happily ever after. |
1.5176 |
0.02320 |
937 |
571 |
247 |
119 |
71 |
Yes, you're a good dragon, but you're still not allowed on the sofa. |
1.5164 |
0.02262 |
947 |
569 |
267 |
111 |
72 |
So you come free with my purchase of Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bible? |
1.5136 |
0.02553 |
843 |
536 |
181 |
126 |
73 |
Why is it every time I get comfortable, you need to destroy Tokyo? |
1.5135 |
0.02353 |
925 |
571 |
233 |
121 |
74 |
No story until you've brushed your teeth. |
1.5125 |
0.02315 |
882 |
528 |
256 |
98 |
75 |
There are no children under your bed. |
1.5123 |
0.02498 |
855 |
538 |
196 |
121 |
76 |
Of course I own a toilet plunger. Why do you ask? |
1.5117 |
0.02649 |
813 |
527 |
156 |
130 |
77 |
And when we bought you, they told us you were going to get no bigger than a chihuahua. |
1.5106 |
0.02371 |
848 |
511 |
241 |
96 |
78 |
Don't panic. It's an eclipse, not an asteroid. |
1.5105 |
0.02901 |
668 |
431 |
133 |
104 |
79 |
Well, it was much easier to afford an apartment by yourself before SOMEONE destroyed downtown. |
1.5093 |
0.02441 |
913 |
582 |
197 |
134 |
80 |
OK, but if we read the part about the knight with the magic sword, I don't want you up all night. |
1.5067 |
0.02453 |
821 |
505 |
216 |
100 |
81 |
I think it's time for you to get your own place. |
1.5053 |
0.02456 |
748 |
445 |
228 |
75 |
82 |
I told you, a thesaurus is not what you think it is. |
1.5043 |
0.02601 |
809 |
521 |
168 |
120 |
83 |
And Ned now knew that micro dosing was not for him |
1.5033 |
0.02918 |
600 |
376 |
146 |
78 |
84 |
Allow me to explain the difference between good taste and tastes good. |
1.5007 |
0.02668 |
727 |
460 |
170 |
97 |
85 |
...and the doctor said - NO more dinos jumping on the bed. |
1.4978 |
0.02647 |
689 |
426 |
183 |
80 |
86 |
No....we are not watching Jurassic Park again, go lie down..... |
1.4952 |
0.02569 |
729 |
452 |
193 |
84 |
87 |
You're getting too big to need me to check for kids under the bed every night. |
1.4941 |
0.02655 |
678 |
420 |
181 |
77 |
88 |
And then St. George, um... let the dragon go. |
1.4935 |
0.02590 |
774 |
496 |
174 |
104 |
89 |
It's okay. I think the monster's gonna be okay. Let's finish the story. |
1.4925 |
0.02532 |
729 |
449 |
201 |
79 |
90 |
And by slayed, I mean the knight 'impressed' the dragon. |
1.4905 |
0.02773 |
681 |
440 |
148 |
93 |
91 |
This might be a little scary for you. |
1.4899 |
0.02583 |
645 |
387 |
200 |
58 |
92 |
And then the very calm dragon agreed never to burn up things in his apartment ever, ever again. The end. |
1.4891 |
0.02601 |
691 |
428 |
188 |
75 |
93 |
For the last time, I don’t know if ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ is based on an actual place, and Maurice Sendak’s estate made it clear that I can’t write to them anymore. |
1.4891 |
0.02762 |
640 |
403 |
161 |
76 |
94 |
I know...I hate it when the dog dies, too |
1.4888 |
0.02731 |
624 |
386 |
171 |
67 |
95 |
I asked for a thesaurus, not tyrannosaurus. |
1.4882 |
0.02793 |
633 |
401 |
155 |
77 |
96 |
For the last time, stay off the furniture and spit out my wife. |
1.4872 |
0.02695 |
702 |
451 |
160 |
91 |
97 |
For the last time, there is no little boy under your bed. |
1.4871 |
0.02773 |
696 |
456 |
141 |
99 |
98 |
I know it’s a stereotype, but this was written in another era. |
1.4856 |
0.02806 |
556 |
338 |
166 |
52 |
99 |
And then the monster wasn't hungry anymore. The end. |
1.4855 |
0.02686 |
653 |
408 |
173 |
72 |
100 |
Whaddya mean, your litter box is full!? |
1.4835 |
0.02960 |
606 |
398 |
123 |
85 |
101 |
The dragon loved the story and let the man go. The end. |
1.4834 |
0.02754 |
631 |
398 |
161 |
72 |
102 |
All right, yes, you were adopted. |
1.4832 |
0.03100 |
507 |
322 |
125 |
60 |
103 |
No invading Tokyo before you finish your homework mister |
1.4824 |
0.02758 |
624 |
393 |
161 |
70 |
104 |
No more stories. It's time for you to go back under Tommy's bed. |
1.4812 |
0.02761 |
640 |
408 |
156 |
76 |
105 |
Yes, your teeth do look whiter. |
1.4807 |
0.02913 |
518 |
318 |
151 |
49 |
106 |
The dragon became a vegan, and they all lived happily ever after. |
1.4806 |
0.02610 |
645 |
396 |
188 |
61 |
107 |
It says here that dinosaurs have never eaten people. |
1.4803 |
0.02737 |
610 |
380 |
167 |
63 |
108 |
Don’t give me those eyes…you’re the one that ate her. |
1.4780 |
0.02993 |
567 |
369 |
125 |
73 |
109 |
Let me read it first. Then you can eat it. |
1.4778 |
0.02760 |
632 |
403 |
156 |
73 |
110 |
No bedtime story until you clean up that mess you made downtown. |
1.4774 |
0.03050 |
553 |
362 |
118 |
73 |
111 |
Once upon a time about 66 million years ago… |
1.4772 |
0.02743 |
614 |
386 |
163 |
65 |
112 |
I’m just about finished. |
1.4768 |
0.02985 |
539 |
344 |
133 |
62 |
113 |
Have you seen the cat? |
1.4761 |
0.02806 |
565 |
351 |
159 |
55 |
114 |
Honey… you’re mother is here!! |
1.4745 |
0.02985 |
609 |
409 |
111 |
89 |
115 |
Relax, I'm just a metaphor. |
1.4745 |
0.02803 |
569 |
355 |
158 |
56 |
116 |
'Voracious reader' is just a turn of phrase. |
1.4744 |
0.02982 |
567 |
370 |
125 |
72 |
117 |
We've been over this. There's no asteroid in your closet. |
1.4717 |
0.02933 |
566 |
366 |
133 |
67 |
118 |
It’s nice to have someone to read to again, since you ate the kids. |
1.4707 |
0.02795 |
648 |
426 |
139 |
83 |
119 |
'Yes my friend, we are both Dinosaurs....I still read books' |
1.4705 |
0.03129 |
542 |
363 |
103 |
76 |
120 |
It says here you were annoying and that’s why you are extinct. |
1.4703 |
0.02987 |
555 |
362 |
125 |
68 |
121 |
That's what it says: "He 'smote' the dragon." |
1.4700 |
0.02813 |
566 |
356 |
154 |
56 |
122 |
At that moment Ed realized what "Having him over for dinner" really meant. |
1.4698 |
0.03212 |
464 |
299 |
112 |
53 |
123 |
You're this close to being extinct |
1.4697 |
0.02995 |
528 |
339 |
130 |
59 |
124 |
I already told you there are no little girls hiding under your bed. |
1.4667 |
0.02945 |
540 |
347 |
134 |
59 |
125 |
I wanted to tell you this a little later, but yes, you are adopted. |
1.4665 |
0.03155 |
508 |
336 |
107 |
65 |
126 |
Print publishing, that’s the real dinosaur. |
1.4640 |
0.02909 |
569 |
371 |
132 |
66 |
127 |
No, there are no little kids in your closet. Go back to bed. |
1.4636 |
0.02961 |
550 |
359 |
127 |
64 |
128 |
I'm a voracious reader, what are you? |
1.4635 |
0.02995 |
507 |
324 |
131 |
52 |
129 |
What's this ? Missing for 65 million years and you arrive unannounced. |
1.4631 |
0.03229 |
434 |
277 |
113 |
44 |
130 |
It says here that your flatulence could be caused by someone you ate. |
1.4627 |
0.03108 |
510 |
336 |
112 |
62 |
131 |
You're right, the perspective of the monster is definitely underrepresented in the book industry. |
1.4620 |
0.02864 |
513 |
320 |
149 |
44 |
132 |
Really? I just let you out to destroy the city five minutes ago. |
1.4618 |
0.02881 |
550 |
353 |
140 |
57 |
133 |
No. I said I need a thesaurus. |
1.4614 |
0.02955 |
557 |
366 |
125 |
66 |
134 |
Bookworms are a protected species. |
1.4611 |
0.03106 |
488 |
317 |
117 |
54 |
135 |
What's important is that you still believe in yourself. |
1.4605 |
0.03031 |
519 |
339 |
121 |
59 |
136 |
Honey, I think that thing you thought was a tadpole has hatched out. |
1.4599 |
0.02936 |
524 |
336 |
135 |
53 |
137 |
If it means that much to you, I'll move. |
1.4597 |
0.02849 |
546 |
348 |
145 |
53 |
138 |
You’re not going to like this part. |
1.4595 |
0.03079 |
457 |
289 |
126 |
42 |
139 |
Sweetheart, your Mom is here |
1.4595 |
0.03436 |
444 |
301 |
82 |
61 |
140 |
Yes, I do know where the wild things are. |
1.4586 |
0.03244 |
471 |
313 |
100 |
58 |
141 |
Children under your bed? You sure? |
1.4576 |
0.03146 |
507 |
339 |
104 |
64 |
142 |
I get that counting sheep makes you hungry. |
1.4575 |
0.03037 |
494 |
319 |
124 |
51 |
143 |
This book really did come to life. |
1.4573 |
0.02999 |
457 |
285 |
135 |
37 |
144 |
I can hear her, so open your mouth... again. |
1.4570 |
0.03065 |
453 |
286 |
127 |
40 |
145 |
Honey, you know I get more turned on with the gorilla outfit. |
1.4569 |
0.03081 |
499 |
327 |
116 |
56 |
146 |
"No, Cindy! Daddy already checked, and there are no little humans under your bed." |
1.4556 |
0.02993 |
507 |
328 |
127 |
52 |
147 |
Get the leash and wait by the door, I'll be there in two minutes. |
1.4548 |
0.03054 |
420 |
259 |
131 |
30 |
148 |
What! You say there's a child under your bed? |
1.4536 |
0.03007 |
549 |
368 |
113 |
68 |
149 |
Doug second guessing his choice for an emotional support animal wondered if he should’ve gotten a poodle. |
1.4532 |
0.03189 |
459 |
301 |
108 |
50 |
150 |
Sorry, the knight pretty much always slays the monster. |
1.4529 |
0.02893 |
488 |
306 |
143 |
39 |
151 |
Of course. The minute I relax you need to go outside. |
1.4521 |
0.03051 |
449 |
284 |
127 |
38 |
152 |
For the last time, there's nothing hiding on top of the bed. Now go back to sleep. |
1.4515 |
0.03264 |
485 |
331 |
89 |
65 |
153 |
YOU’RE afraid of something under the bed? |
1.4514 |
0.03193 |
494 |
334 |
97 |
63 |
154 |
No, you just destroyed Tokyo an hour ago. You're not going out now. |
1.4497 |
0.03080 |
487 |
320 |
115 |
52 |
155 |
No, there aren’t any pictures. You just have to use your imagination. |
1.4491 |
0.03122 |
481 |
318 |
110 |
53 |
156 |
A biography of Saint George. Why do you ask? |
1.4483 |
0.03119 |
493 |
329 |
107 |
57 |
157 |
Don't be silly. Of course I'm your real father. |
1.4476 |
0.03147 |
487 |
326 |
104 |
57 |
158 |
It's Okay, buddy. It's only thunder. |
1.4470 |
0.03353 |
434 |
292 |
90 |
52 |
159 |
You can read it when I'm done — but trigger warning — there's an asteroid in chapter 7. |
1.4469 |
0.03221 |
461 |
308 |
100 |
53 |
160 |
I’m beginning to think the pet shop was wrong about you being a miniature. |
1.4464 |
0.02964 |
513 |
336 |
125 |
52 |
161 |
Would you be less scared if I didn't do the asteroid voice? |
1.4452 |
0.03300 |
429 |
285 |
97 |
47 |
162 |
And, uh, the dragon lived happily ever after. The end. |
1.4439 |
0.03300 |
446 |
301 |
92 |
53 |
163 |
You can't have another treat. You didn't finish the delivery guy. |
1.4435 |
0.03181 |
451 |
298 |
106 |
47 |
164 |
Are you kidding me? There are still three fresh goats in your bowl. |
1.4434 |
0.03212 |
442 |
292 |
104 |
46 |
165 |
I'm just saying St. George was a man of his time. You can't judge him by today's standards. |
1.4429 |
0.03368 |
420 |
282 |
90 |
48 |
166 |
You’re not going to like how the story ends. |
1.4425 |
0.03000 |
452 |
288 |
128 |
36 |
167 |
Did you brush your teeth? |
1.4418 |
0.03054 |
464 |
302 |
119 |
43 |
168 |
I was talking about the ELEPHANT in the room. |
1.4407 |
0.03321 |
388 |
252 |
101 |
35 |
169 |
Maybe I'll read you a story about asteroids when you get a little older. |
1.4406 |
0.02997 |
463 |
298 |
126 |
39 |
170 |
One more story then it’s time for you to go back under the bed . |
1.4403 |
0.03096 |
452 |
295 |
115 |
42 |
171 |
Uhhhhhhh, Helen? I think you left the back door open… |
1.4398 |
0.03040 |
457 |
296 |
121 |
40 |
172 |
It was just a movie, I'm sure the real Godzilla is fine. |
1.4394 |
0.03237 |
437 |
291 |
100 |
46 |
173 |
You could use a mint. |
1.4391 |
0.03372 |
419 |
283 |
88 |
48 |
174 |
To think, I thought “dragon’s breath” was a euphemism…. |
1.4390 |
0.03629 |
369 |
251 |
74 |
44 |
175 |
Really? But I just walked you half an hour ago. |
1.4384 |
0.03073 |
463 |
304 |
115 |
44 |
176 |
And so the valiant knight and the fire-breathing dragon lived happily ever after. |
1.4383 |
0.03163 |
454 |
302 |
105 |
47 |
177 |
YOU'RE nervous? |
1.4370 |
0.03333 |
389 |
255 |
98 |
36 |
178 |
Where? Well, when a mommy and daddy dinosaur love each other very much.... |
1.4369 |
0.03252 |
428 |
285 |
99 |
44 |
179 |
I think it’s time for you to know the truth: you’re adopted. |
1.4366 |
0.03314 |
426 |
287 |
92 |
47 |
180 |
Time's up, back in the book. |
1.4365 |
0.03208 |
417 |
273 |
106 |
38 |
181 |
Yes, yes, if we lived in Japan you could go outside. |
1.4363 |
0.03325 |
424 |
286 |
91 |
47 |
182 |
Calm down. It's a solar eclipse, not a meteor. |
1.4363 |
0.03456 |
408 |
279 |
80 |
49 |
183 |
I told you this one would be too scary for you. |
1.4360 |
0.02989 |
500 |
332 |
118 |
50 |
184 |
Yes, I’m sure there are no little boys hiding under your bed. |
1.4357 |
0.03751 |
342 |
233 |
69 |
40 |
185 |
Please go and wait under the bed. I'll be up in a few minutes. |
1.4347 |
0.03273 |
421 |
281 |
97 |
43 |
186 |
I can smell the cat on your breath. |
1.4346 |
0.03312 |
405 |
269 |
96 |
40 |
187 |
Honey, eat a snickers. You aren’t you when you’re hungry. |
1.4344 |
0.03404 |
419 |
287 |
82 |
50 |
188 |
You don't scare me. Get ready for bed and brush your teeth. |
1.4336 |
0.03329 |
399 |
265 |
95 |
39 |
189 |
No, I haven't seen your copy of "Where the Wild Things Are". |
1.4334 |
0.03229 |
413 |
272 |
103 |
38 |
190 |
Unfortunately, this one also features a heroic prince. |
1.4317 |
0.03171 |
410 |
267 |
109 |
34 |
191 |
According to this book, you never existed. |
1.4310 |
0.03191 |
413 |
271 |
106 |
36 |
192 |
Use the pee pad on the balcony. |
1.4306 |
0.03211 |
432 |
289 |
100 |
43 |
193 |
No, I didn't eat the triceratops that was in the fridge. |
1.4297 |
0.03487 |
377 |
255 |
82 |
40 |
194 |
Sorry, I’m afraid the dragon doesn’t slay the prince in this one either. |
1.4286 |
0.03307 |
399 |
266 |
95 |
38 |
195 |
Nope! No happy ending for the dragon in this one either, I‘m afraid! |
1.4286 |
0.03227 |
413 |
274 |
101 |
38 |
196 |
I told you that story might keep you awake. Now, go back to bed! |
1.4266 |
0.03239 |
361 |
231 |
106 |
24 |
197 |
I just found out where the wild things are. |
1.4263 |
0.03472 |
373 |
252 |
83 |
38 |
198 |
Welp, you've finally turned into your mother. |
1.4257 |
0.03145 |
444 |
298 |
103 |
43 |
199 |
Pretty low turnout for book club tonight, eh? |
1.4254 |
0.03667 |
315 |
209 |
78 |
28 |
200 |
The part about the kid on top of the bed always frightens you, doesn't it. |
1.4239 |
0.03526 |
368 |
251 |
78 |
39 |
201 |
I'm sorry but I can't find a story that ends with the dragon defeating Prince Charming and keeping the Princess. |
1.4236 |
0.03285 |
399 |
267 |
95 |
37 |
202 |
Is your litter box full AGAIN? |
1.4234 |
0.03431 |
385 |
262 |
83 |
40 |
203 |
No, you just went for a rampage. |
1.4221 |
0.03476 |
353 |
236 |
85 |
32 |
204 |
LENNY! LENNY!! IS THAT TOP ON YOUR TERRARIUM LOOSE AGAIN?! |
1.4212 |
0.03374 |
368 |
245 |
91 |
32 |
205 |
Do I smell Manhattan on your breath? |
1.4198 |
0.03772 |
324 |
223 |
66 |
35 |
206 |
It's just a little thunder. |
1.4196 |
0.03312 |
367 |
242 |
96 |
29 |
207 |
Are you sure you want me to read the part about the comet? |
1.4181 |
0.03625 |
342 |
234 |
73 |
35 |
208 |
Yes, they're definitely whiter. |
1.4169 |
0.03435 |
355 |
238 |
86 |
31 |
209 |
No mention so far pal, let’s try Exodus |
1.4167 |
0.03323 |
372 |
248 |
93 |
31 |
210 |
I can stop if this is too scary for you." |
1.4161 |
0.03630 |
322 |
217 |
76 |
29 |
211 |
Nice try, but there's still half a princess in your food bowl. |
1.4160 |
0.03567 |
387 |
274 |
65 |
48 |
212 |
We can't go for walkies yet - they haven't rebuilt the city since the last time. |
1.4148 |
0.03633 |
364 |
256 |
65 |
43 |
213 |
I just gave you a belly rub. |
1.4144 |
0.03387 |
333 |
218 |
92 |
23 |
214 |
Yes, flossing will remove stubborn human chunks. Why do you ask? |
1.4141 |
0.03331 |
384 |
260 |
89 |
35 |
215 |
I can tell you it does not end well for Puff. |
1.4136 |
0.03493 |
353 |
240 |
80 |
33 |
216 |
It's OK, knights aren't real. |
1.4123 |
0.03631 |
308 |
206 |
77 |
25 |
217 |
O good. You brushed your teeth |
1.4123 |
0.03573 |
342 |
234 |
75 |
33 |
218 |
One more story, but then it's under the bed you go. |
1.4116 |
0.03474 |
328 |
218 |
85 |
25 |
219 |
How is this your spot? |
1.4112 |
0.03581 |
321 |
216 |
78 |
27 |
220 |
Rough day at the office dear? |
1.4110 |
0.03774 |
326 |
228 |
62 |
36 |
221 |
And the vegan lived happily ever after.. |
1.4103 |
0.03519 |
329 |
221 |
81 |
27 |
222 |
No you did not hear the can opener. |
1.4102 |
0.03921 |
295 |
205 |
59 |
31 |
223 |
OK, one more and then it's back under the bed. |
1.4100 |
0.03412 |
361 |
245 |
84 |
32 |
224 |
My wife’s in the kitchen if you’re looking for a snack. |
1.4097 |
0.03371 |
393 |
272 |
81 |
40 |
225 |
What do you mean you’re not a vegan any more? |
1.4087 |
0.03824 |
323 |
228 |
58 |
37 |
226 |
No, you can't sit on my lap while I read to you. |
1.4084 |
0.03564 |
333 |
227 |
76 |
30 |
227 |
Remember, if you eat me you won't get to know the ending. |
1.4084 |
0.03716 |
311 |
213 |
69 |
29 |
228 |
We’ve already checked under the bed and in the closet. I told you, there’s no such thing as children. |
1.4079 |
0.03806 |
304 |
210 |
64 |
30 |
229 |
It's actually quite spacious by New York standards |
1.4076 |
0.03662 |
314 |
214 |
72 |
28 |
230 |
But we've read "Where the Wild One's Are," five nights in a row now. |
1.4074 |
0.03690 |
297 |
200 |
73 |
24 |
231 |
For the last time, there are NO humans under your bed. Now go to sleep! |
1.4072 |
0.03834 |
307 |
214 |
61 |
32 |
232 |
Are you literal or figurative? |
1.4071 |
0.03880 |
280 |
191 |
64 |
25 |
233 |
There are no other monsters under the bed or in the closet. I promise." |
1.4064 |
0.03592 |
342 |
237 |
71 |
34 |
234 |
Yes, I know Chloe can be mean, but if you just close your eyes and stay under the bed eventually both of you will fall asleep. |
1.4061 |
0.03611 |
330 |
227 |
72 |
31 |
235 |
I’ll tell you right now that I felt a whole lot more comfortable when it was just the elephant in the room. |
1.4049 |
0.03471 |
368 |
256 |
75 |
37 |
236 |
I know he's scary, but you just go back and get under Nathan's bed where you belong. |
1.4048 |
0.03758 |
336 |
239 |
58 |
39 |
237 |
No, you’re going to the vet tomorrow and that’s it. |
1.4042 |
0.03477 |
334 |
226 |
81 |
27 |
238 |
Don't worry, princesses are just a myth. |
1.4033 |
0.03839 |
300 |
209 |
61 |
30 |
239 |
The end. |
1.4033 |
0.03905 |
305 |
216 |
55 |
34 |
240 |
No, there are no humans under your bed. |
1.4027 |
0.03944 |
298 |
211 |
54 |
33 |
241 |
Realizing his mistake, the prince slew the deceptive princess instead. |
1.4008 |
0.04064 |
262 |
182 |
55 |
25 |
242 |
For the last time, there is no kid under your bed. |
1.4007 |
0.03801 |
307 |
215 |
61 |
31 |
243 |
I already checked under your bed for meteors, go back to sleep. |
1.4000 |
0.03414 |
335 |
226 |
84 |
25 |
244 |
Who's a good boy? |
1.4000 |
0.03646 |
325 |
226 |
68 |
31 |
245 |
When the GrubHub comes, you get the delivery guy. |
1.3987 |
0.03736 |
311 |
217 |
64 |
30 |
246 |
I see you've been flossing. |
1.3982 |
0.03548 |
334 |
231 |
73 |
30 |
247 |
You just went out. |
1.3966 |
0.03616 |
353 |
252 |
62 |
39 |
248 |
There is no little boy under your bed |
1.3964 |
0.04086 |
275 |
196 |
49 |
30 |
249 |
You've had your dinner. |
1.3956 |
0.03407 |
316 |
211 |
85 |
20 |
250 |
Ok one more time, but then it’s back to under the bed |
1.3955 |
0.03958 |
268 |
186 |
58 |
24 |
251 |
Talk about a character jumping off the page. |
1.3953 |
0.03593 |
296 |
200 |
75 |
21 |
252 |
Honey, menopause might be affecting you more than you think. |
1.3952 |
0.04067 |
291 |
211 |
45 |
35 |
253 |
You just had a treat. |
1.3950 |
0.03621 |
281 |
188 |
75 |
18 |
254 |
I can't remember - is that your "I need a walk" look, or the "you look like a tasty meal" look? |
1.3942 |
0.03415 |
345 |
237 |
80 |
28 |
255 |
There’s a child under my bed! |
1.3936 |
0.03945 |
282 |
199 |
55 |
28 |
256 |
What do you mean, 'skip the scary part' ? |
1.3929 |
0.03643 |
308 |
213 |
69 |
26 |
257 |
I told you, "The Flintstones" isn't on until 7:30. |
1.3929 |
0.03766 |
280 |
192 |
66 |
22 |
258 |
Again? I just let you out" |
1.3925 |
0.03699 |
321 |
227 |
62 |
32 |
259 |
Hey, Helen...I think I know what's been going bump in the night. |
1.3919 |
0.03925 |
296 |
212 |
52 |
32 |
260 |
Ok, I'll skip the chapters after the meteor. |
1.3912 |
0.03651 |
317 |
222 |
66 |
29 |
261 |
…and then the scary boy under the bed disappeared. |
1.3911 |
0.03816 |
271 |
186 |
64 |
21 |
262 |
Wow, this book really brings the story to life. |
1.3902 |
0.03860 |
287 |
202 |
58 |
27 |
263 |
If I ignored the elephant I can ignore you too. |
1.3900 |
0.03739 |
300 |
210 |
63 |
27 |
264 |
...And the knight didn't slay the dragon after all. The end. |
1.3899 |
0.03749 |
318 |
227 |
58 |
33 |
265 |
You’re not gonna like how this ends |
1.3887 |
0.03659 |
319 |
225 |
64 |
30 |
266 |
No! Off the couch! |
1.3887 |
0.03962 |
283 |
202 |
52 |
29 |
267 |
You know, "slay" has a completely different meaning these days. |
1.3879 |
0.03818 |
281 |
196 |
61 |
24 |
268 |
The implants look good. |
1.3871 |
0.04065 |
279 |
202 |
46 |
31 |
269 |
maybe I should have dealt with you 15 years ago when my son said you were under his bed. |
1.3864 |
0.03780 |
295 |
208 |
60 |
27 |
270 |
You can’t possibly be hungry. You just ate the neighbors. |
1.3863 |
0.03890 |
277 |
195 |
57 |
25 |
271 |
Hmmm, there really is a noticeable difference between micro dosing and macro dosing. |
1.3860 |
0.03811 |
285 |
200 |
60 |
25 |
272 |
Okay, today's lesson is "Don't eat People!" |
1.3859 |
0.03567 |
298 |
204 |
73 |
21 |
273 |
Okay, one more reading of how the valiant dragon slew the haughty prince--and then to bed! |
1.3851 |
0.03736 |
322 |
232 |
56 |
34 |
274 |
No, no. Asteroids are just a scary story that we tell for fun |
1.3846 |
0.04094 |
234 |
162 |
54 |
18 |
275 |
Again? You just went. |
1.3844 |
0.03729 |
307 |
218 |
60 |
29 |
276 |
So Puff, that mighty dragon, sadly slipped into his cave" ... Yes, it's OK to cry |
1.3843 |
0.04052 |
255 |
180 |
52 |
23 |
277 |
Come on, it's not THAT scary. |
1.3838 |
0.03513 |
284 |
191 |
77 |
16 |
278 |
‘“And then the big rock came screaming down the sky. The End.’ Now go to bed.” |
1.3834 |
0.03563 |
313 |
218 |
70 |
25 |
279 |
Really? You just went out! |
1.3833 |
0.03591 |
287 |
196 |
72 |
19 |
280 |
If you're going to read over my shoulder at least brush your teeth. |
1.3831 |
0.03653 |
295 |
205 |
67 |
23 |
281 |
Stop giving me those eyes. You know you’re not allowed on the couch. |
1.3831 |
0.03684 |
295 |
206 |
65 |
24 |
282 |
I let you out 15 minutes ago!! |
1.3825 |
0.03937 |
251 |
174 |
58 |
19 |
283 |
You're not a lap-dragon anymore Daniel |
1.3824 |
0.03760 |
272 |
188 |
64 |
20 |
284 |
I miss the days when it was just the elephant in the room. |
1.3822 |
0.04079 |
259 |
185 |
49 |
25 |
285 |
...and then the dinosaur said, "I would never eat the nice human who reads me bedtime stories" |
1.3818 |
0.04039 |
275 |
199 |
47 |
29 |
286 |
...and so, the frightened little monster made friends with the boy and didn't have to sleep under the bed anymore! |
1.3818 |
0.03674 |
296 |
207 |
65 |
24 |
287 |
Did you lose you ball under the coach again. |
1.3810 |
0.03959 |
273 |
195 |
52 |
26 |
288 |
The litterbox is full |
1.3808 |
0.04029 |
260 |
185 |
51 |
24 |
289 |
Slaying the dragon is always a metaphor. |
1.3805 |
0.03633 |
297 |
207 |
67 |
23 |
290 |
I'm almost done, just wait for me under the bed. |
1.3804 |
0.03720 |
276 |
191 |
65 |
20 |
291 |
No walkies until you spit out Mommy. |
1.3804 |
0.04047 |
255 |
181 |
51 |
23 |
292 |
You devour books, too? |
1.3801 |
0.03875 |
271 |
191 |
57 |
23 |
293 |
Now go to sleep. There is no little boy in your closet or under the bed. |
1.3798 |
0.03912 |
287 |
207 |
51 |
29 |
294 |
Why didn't you go potty when I let you out five minutes ago? |
1.3795 |
0.03672 |
303 |
214 |
63 |
26 |
295 |
Don't spoil the ending for me. |
1.3794 |
0.03630 |
282 |
194 |
69 |
19 |
296 |
I tucked you in eons ago. |
1.3793 |
0.04089 |
261 |
188 |
47 |
26 |
297 |
If this story is scaring you, how do you think I feel!? |
1.3789 |
0.03738 |
285 |
200 |
62 |
23 |
298 |
You just went 10 minutes ago. |
1.3787 |
0.03628 |
301 |
211 |
66 |
24 |
299 |
You need a mint! |
1.3785 |
0.03973 |
251 |
176 |
55 |
20 |
300 |
No I’m not going to read “Where The Wild Things Are” to you again. |
1.3783 |
0.03691 |
304 |
216 |
61 |
27 |
301 |
After the asteroid hit, uh...everybody lived happily ever after! |
1.3779 |
0.03795 |
299 |
215 |
55 |
29 |
302 |
Don't be nervous. The dentist will numb your mouth first. |
1.3778 |
0.03587 |
270 |
183 |
72 |
15 |
303 |
You know you're going to have to get off the couch when Mom comes home, right? |
1.3759 |
0.03993 |
266 |
191 |
50 |
25 |
304 |
For the last time, a thesaurus is not what you think it is. |
1.3759 |
0.03840 |
274 |
194 |
57 |
23 |
305 |
We’re out of coffee aren’t we. |
1.3756 |
0.04513 |
213 |
154 |
38 |
21 |
306 |
OK, now what did I say about the couch? |
1.3755 |
0.03740 |
277 |
194 |
62 |
21 |
307 |
Well, Jackie wasn’t a real boy and neither was puff |
1.3745 |
0.04047 |
251 |
179 |
50 |
22 |
308 |
Go back to bed. I already checked for children hiding in your room. |
1.3742 |
0.03763 |
302 |
218 |
55 |
29 |
309 |
And after incinerating the hapless knight, the dragon lived happily ever after. |
1.3737 |
0.03701 |
281 |
197 |
63 |
21 |
310 |
I know that you’re afraid of the dark, but a solar eclipse is not the same as an asteroid and life will continue as normal as ever. |
1.3736 |
0.03882 |
273 |
195 |
54 |
24 |
311 |
You can’t be hungry already. I gave you a whole princess an hour ago. |
1.3735 |
0.04092 |
257 |
186 |
46 |
25 |
312 |
For the last time, I am not paying for braces. I can barely afford the kibble. |
1.3735 |
0.04109 |
249 |
179 |
47 |
23 |
313 |
No story until you brush your teeth. |
1.3734 |
0.03997 |
241 |
169 |
54 |
18 |
314 |
No, we are not getting a puppy. |
1.3733 |
0.03900 |
225 |
153 |
60 |
12 |
315 |
Just so you know, I’m not gluten free. |
1.3726 |
0.04164 |
212 |
147 |
51 |
14 |
316 |
Where's the cat? |
1.3726 |
0.04058 |
263 |
191 |
46 |
26 |
317 |
But it says here that you're a strict vegetarian. |
1.3725 |
0.04051 |
247 |
176 |
50 |
21 |
318 |
...and then Gary said "Look! Look! It really is a meteor this time!". But all the other dinosaurs just looked at him like he was some kind of mammal or something. The end. |
1.3720 |
0.03976 |
250 |
177 |
53 |
20 |
319 |
I've already checked under the bed and in the closet. I promise there's nowhere else for a kid to hide in there |
1.3719 |
0.03629 |
285 |
199 |
66 |
20 |
320 |
Sorry buddy, the tooth fairy gives only 25 cents even for a T-Rex tooth. |
1.3716 |
0.04084 |
218 |
151 |
53 |
14 |
321 |
I've told you a hundred times, there's no meteor above your bed. |
1.3714 |
0.04032 |
245 |
174 |
51 |
20 |
322 |
Oh all right, go fetch the leash. |
1.3714 |
0.03906 |
245 |
171 |
57 |
17 |
323 |
I told you Charles, it takes millions of years. You’re not just going to wake up as a pigeon one day. |
1.3710 |
0.04118 |
248 |
179 |
46 |
23 |
324 |
Honey, have the doctor check my meds. |
1.3709 |
0.03824 |
275 |
196 |
56 |
23 |
325 |
Time out is over when you apologize for what you did to Tokyo. |
1.3709 |
0.04092 |
275 |
204 |
40 |
31 |
326 |
It's about damsels in distress, handsome knights on white horses, and fire-breathing dragons. I don't think you're going to like the ending. |
1.3705 |
0.03922 |
251 |
177 |
55 |
19 |
327 |
WOW! Pop-up picture books have really advanced! |
1.3701 |
0.04008 |
254 |
182 |
50 |
22 |
328 |
No, it's not 'The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo', but that does sound interesting. |
1.3700 |
0.04210 |
227 |
162 |
46 |
19 |
329 |
First you said it was because of your short arms, now you're telling me you don't know how to read? |
1.3693 |
0.04119 |
241 |
173 |
47 |
21 |
330 |
Sorry, girl, but my new lease says no pets over ten stories tall. |
1.3690 |
0.03615 |
252 |
171 |
69 |
12 |
331 |
Next time I’m going to get a shelter animal who isn’t so needy. |
1.3686 |
0.03959 |
236 |
165 |
55 |
16 |
332 |
Hungry, again!??....you had a skyscraper an hour ago! |
1.3686 |
0.03796 |
274 |
195 |
57 |
22 |
333 |
Get back under Becky's bed. |
1.3684 |
0.04087 |
247 |
178 |
47 |
22 |
334 |
Your bedtime story will begin after you brush your teeth. |
1.3682 |
0.03923 |
258 |
184 |
53 |
21 |
335 |
The Fire Chief called again. You’ve been naughty. |
1.3682 |
0.04155 |
220 |
155 |
49 |
16 |
336 |
Scooch a bit? |
1.3678 |
0.03934 |
242 |
170 |
55 |
17 |
337 |
One more story and then you have to go to bed. |
1.3671 |
0.03990 |
237 |
167 |
53 |
17 |
338 |
So this is where the wild things are. |
1.3667 |
0.03724 |
270 |
190 |
61 |
19 |
339 |
Just one more time through "Where the Wild Things Are" and then it's time for bed. |
1.3664 |
0.03755 |
292 |
211 |
55 |
26 |
340 |
Ethel, I thought your mother wasn't coming until THURSDAY! |
1.3664 |
0.04360 |
232 |
171 |
37 |
24 |
341 |
No, I'm not installing a pet door for you |
1.3663 |
0.04295 |
202 |
142 |
46 |
14 |
342 |
What part of extinction don’t you understand? |
1.3663 |
0.03838 |
273 |
196 |
54 |
23 |
343 |
That's right! "Night of the Iguana", you'll get it when I'm done... |
1.3661 |
0.04051 |
224 |
157 |
52 |
15 |
344 |
Rex, for the last time, there is no asteroid in your closet now back to bed. |
1.3658 |
0.03891 |
257 |
183 |
54 |
20 |
345 |
I’m not sure you want to hear how it ends. |
1.3657 |
0.04306 |
216 |
155 |
43 |
18 |
346 |
And then the meteor, um, waved hello and passed right on by. |
1.3655 |
0.03896 |
249 |
176 |
55 |
18 |
347 |
There are no monsters in the closet. Go back to bed. |
1.3649 |
0.03754 |
285 |
205 |
56 |
24 |
348 |
Next time, don't read Kafka before bed. |
1.3649 |
0.04502 |
222 |
165 |
33 |
24 |
349 |
I told you - it almost always ends badly for the dragon. |
1.3647 |
0.03791 |
255 |
179 |
59 |
17 |
350 |
Martha ,if you can hear me in there, this chapter you’ll love. |
1.3646 |
0.03884 |
288 |
212 |
47 |
29 |
351 |
You know, oddly, I’m more afraid of the upcoming election results. |
1.3641 |
0.04660 |
206 |
153 |
31 |
22 |
352 |
How many times must I tell you? Staying under the kids' beds is job one in this house! |
1.3636 |
0.04194 |
231 |
167 |
44 |
20 |
353 |
It’s ok, it’s supposed to be scary, but Saint George isn’t real. |
1.3636 |
0.03609 |
286 |
202 |
64 |
20 |
354 |
I’ll skip the scary parts |
1.3624 |
0.04080 |
229 |
163 |
49 |
17 |
355 |
That look might work with your Mother but not with me. Back to bed |
1.3621 |
0.04043 |
243 |
175 |
48 |
20 |
356 |
It was different when you were little, but you're no longer a lap monster. |
1.3621 |
0.04043 |
232 |
165 |
50 |
17 |
357 |
Yes, this is the version where the dinosaurs live happily ever after. |
1.3618 |
0.04049 |
246 |
178 |
47 |
21 |
358 |
You'll just have to hold it until I finish this chapter. |
1.3616 |
0.04044 |
224 |
158 |
51 |
15 |
359 |
We are not extinct, that is fake news! |
1.3615 |
0.04292 |
213 |
153 |
43 |
17 |
360 |
Ah, what happened to the elephant in the room? |
1.3612 |
0.03859 |
227 |
157 |
58 |
12 |
361 |
Oh so now you want to cuddle. |
1.3611 |
0.03775 |
252 |
177 |
59 |
16 |
362 |
Honey, what was in those brownies? |
1.3610 |
0.04672 |
205 |
153 |
30 |
22 |
363 |
Don't worry, it's just a thunderstorm. |
1.3609 |
0.03866 |
266 |
192 |
52 |
22 |
364 |
No, you are not adopted. Your maternal grandmother was a total monster. |
1.3607 |
0.04449 |
219 |
162 |
35 |
22 |
365 |
I know it's hard to make new friends at school. If you'd just stop eating them, your chances would really improve. |
1.3604 |
0.04017 |
222 |
156 |
52 |
14 |
366 |
I'm not going to pet you until you tell me what happened to the dog. |
1.3602 |
0.03992 |
236 |
168 |
51 |
17 |
367 |
I’m not telling you how it ends |
1.3600 |
0.03794 |
250 |
176 |
58 |
16 |
368 |
Wow, your whitener is working |
1.3591 |
0.04141 |
220 |
157 |
47 |
16 |
369 |
But first, did you floss? |
1.3589 |
0.04015 |
209 |
145 |
53 |
11 |
370 |
I guess I preferred late fees. |
1.3586 |
0.03978 |
237 |
169 |
51 |
17 |
371 |
Chuck suddenly realized only half a gummy before reading would have been enough. |
1.3586 |
0.03906 |
251 |
180 |
52 |
19 |
372 |
So I guess you need to go out. |
1.3586 |
0.03865 |
251 |
179 |
54 |
18 |
373 |
Yes, this is a dentist office. |
1.3584 |
0.04064 |
226 |
161 |
49 |
16 |
374 |
Okay, okay, you may see the doctor ahead of me. |
1.3581 |
0.04257 |
229 |
168 |
40 |
21 |
375 |
Don’t worry, in this one the dragon saves the princess. |
1.3581 |
0.04026 |
229 |
163 |
50 |
16 |
376 |
Don’t spoil the end for me! |
1.3578 |
0.04252 |
204 |
145 |
45 |
14 |
377 |
Okay. One more story, but then you have to go get under the bed. |
1.3574 |
0.04000 |
235 |
168 |
50 |
17 |
378 |
Don't cry. All the people get eaten in the end. |
1.3571 |
0.03893 |
252 |
181 |
52 |
19 |
379 |
Honey! Did you leave the door to your imagination open again? |
1.3571 |
0.04013 |
252 |
184 |
46 |
22 |
380 |
You're suppose to stay in the closet. |
1.3571 |
0.03723 |
280 |
202 |
56 |
22 |
381 |
Excuse me, d’ino you? |
1.3568 |
0.04205 |
199 |
140 |
47 |
12 |
382 |
You *just* went outside... |
1.3566 |
0.03531 |
286 |
202 |
66 |
18 |
383 |
Jake! Have you been fooling around with AI again?? |
1.3566 |
0.03654 |
272 |
193 |
61 |
18 |
384 |
I should've known what I was getting into the moment I met your mother. |
1.3565 |
0.04292 |
216 |
157 |
41 |
18 |
385 |
Goodnight Brachiosaurus. Goodnight Gallimimus. Goodnight every dinosaur, everywhere among us. |
1.3564 |
0.04558 |
202 |
149 |
34 |
19 |
386 |
…and the wicked prince was eaten by the dragon who lived happily ever after. Happy now? |
1.3563 |
0.03988 |
247 |
179 |
48 |
20 |
387 |
My travel guide says we should avoid Japan. |
1.3562 |
0.03881 |
233 |
164 |
55 |
14 |
388 |
Thanks for crowding out the elephant in the room! |
1.3556 |
0.03872 |
225 |
157 |
56 |
12 |
389 |
Wow, honey. You really do look different once you take off your makeup. |
1.3556 |
0.04023 |
225 |
160 |
50 |
15 |
390 |
You ate the remote, remember? |
1.3551 |
0.03947 |
214 |
149 |
54 |
11 |
391 |
Then the definitely nonhuman-eating monster said, |
1.3551 |
0.04010 |
245 |
178 |
47 |
20 |
392 |
"Stay off the couch." |
1.3550 |
0.03853 |
231 |
162 |
56 |
13 |
393 |
The asteroid continued on it’s way, and everybody lived happily ever after |
1.3548 |
0.03933 |
248 |
179 |
50 |
19 |
394 |
If the story's too scary, just go back under Johnny's bed. |
1.3545 |
0.04084 |
220 |
157 |
48 |
15 |
395 |
Get back under the kid's bed, then I'll read you a story. |
1.3544 |
0.04148 |
237 |
174 |
42 |
21 |
396 |
So . . . “Where the Wild Things Are” again? |
1.3541 |
0.04230 |
209 |
150 |
44 |
15 |
397 |
Does my little precious need to go poopy? |
1.3538 |
0.04294 |
212 |
154 |
41 |
17 |
398 |
So then Papa T-Rex says, “Someone has been eating my triceratops …” |
1.3537 |
0.04078 |
246 |
181 |
43 |
22 |
399 |
Honey, I think I let my imagination run wild again. |
1.3535 |
0.04199 |
215 |
155 |
44 |
16 |
400 |
Can you brush your teeth first? |
1.3534 |
0.03840 |
232 |
163 |
56 |
13 |
401 |
Actually, you don't really appear until the third chapter. |
1.3534 |
0.04030 |
232 |
167 |
48 |
17 |
402 |
Guess my ambien is kicking in |
1.3534 |
0.04030 |
232 |
167 |
48 |
17 |
403 |
There should be some large insects in the cabinet. |
1.3534 |
0.03751 |
249 |
176 |
58 |
15 |
404 |
Relax. Everyone has trouble with the character names in War And Peace. |
1.3533 |
0.04752 |
184 |
136 |
31 |
17 |
405 |
According to this, you're extinct. |
1.3532 |
0.04346 |
201 |
145 |
41 |
15 |
406 |
And they lived happily ever aft- uhm… the dragon ate them all and he lived happily ever after. |
1.3527 |
0.04010 |
241 |
175 |
47 |
19 |
407 |
No, I will not leave out the part about the comet! |
1.3527 |
0.03878 |
224 |
157 |
55 |
12 |
408 |
I see you haven't had your coffee yet, dear! |
1.3527 |
0.04364 |
224 |
167 |
35 |
22 |
409 |
The book says you're an herbivore, stop sniffing me. |
1.3525 |
0.03831 |
261 |
189 |
52 |
20 |
410 |
What do you mean, you want to come out of the closet?! |
1.3524 |
0.04425 |
210 |
155 |
36 |
19 |
411 |
This what a thesaurus is |
1.3521 |
0.04118 |
213 |
152 |
47 |
14 |
412 |
Can you hold it, please? I only have three more pages to the end. |
1.3518 |
0.04135 |
199 |
140 |
48 |
11 |
413 |
He said dinosaur there to mean obsolete. Yes Buddy, it's an ugly, ugly term. |
1.3516 |
0.04659 |
182 |
133 |
34 |
15 |
414 |
I too am a voracious reader. |
1.3514 |
0.03793 |
222 |
154 |
58 |
10 |
415 |
Calm down. It says meteor collisions are very rare. |
1.3511 |
0.04065 |
225 |
162 |
47 |
16 |
416 |
Those puppy eyes don’t work on me anymore. |
1.3506 |
0.03640 |
251 |
176 |
62 |
13 |
417 |
Why the sad face? |
1.3505 |
0.04311 |
214 |
157 |
39 |
18 |
418 |
Here comes the scary part |
1.3496 |
0.03596 |
246 |
171 |
64 |
11 |
419 |
I see the moisturizer isn’t working. |
1.3493 |
0.03817 |
229 |
161 |
56 |
12 |
420 |
Sorry, I can't read a book and have you on my lap at the same time |
1.3492 |
0.03921 |
252 |
184 |
48 |
20 |
421 |
Kafka. |
1.3490 |
0.04541 |
192 |
141 |
35 |
16 |
422 |
Don't be nervous. You're going to love Tokyo. |
1.3490 |
0.04294 |
192 |
137 |
43 |
12 |
423 |
Unfortunately this abridged version doesn’t say how to reverse the spell, dear. |
1.3489 |
0.04032 |
235 |
171 |
46 |
18 |
424 |
I have bad news… I may have clogged the toilet. |
1.3489 |
0.04208 |
235 |
175 |
38 |
22 |
425 |
Jurassic Park. You wouldn't like it. |
1.3486 |
0.03942 |
218 |
154 |
52 |
12 |
426 |
It's late. Go back to under the bed. |
1.3485 |
0.03827 |
241 |
172 |
54 |
15 |
427 |
You're pretty much evil in this one too. |
1.3484 |
0.04111 |
221 |
160 |
45 |
16 |
428 |
You say they treat you like you don’t even exist? |
1.3483 |
0.04660 |
178 |
130 |
34 |
14 |
429 |
Don't worry, I'll check under the bed when I tuck you in. |
1.3467 |
0.04057 |
225 |
163 |
46 |
16 |
430 |
For the last time, there are no little kids outside your closet, now go back to sleep |
1.3462 |
0.04393 |
208 |
154 |
36 |
18 |
431 |
Just one more time and then you have to go to bed. |
1.3462 |
0.04039 |
234 |
171 |
45 |
18 |
432 |
I will never use a backyard breeder again. You were supposed to be a teacup Godzilla! |
1.3462 |
0.04393 |
208 |
154 |
36 |
18 |
433 |
No, you don't have a toddler stuck between your teeth. |
1.3460 |
0.04399 |
211 |
157 |
35 |
19 |
434 |
As soon as I finish this chapter, I’ll make sure there’s no one on the bed |
1.3456 |
0.04107 |
217 |
157 |
45 |
15 |
435 |
This THC is as good as advertised. One puff really is magic |
1.3456 |
0.04359 |
217 |
162 |
35 |
20 |
436 |
Relax, Rex, the asteroid isn’t real. It’s just a story. This is called a book. They’re actually going extinct too, coincidentally. |
1.3455 |
0.04316 |
220 |
164 |
36 |
20 |
437 |
And St. George, um, jumped off his horse and ran away. |
1.3453 |
0.04129 |
223 |
163 |
43 |
17 |
438 |
Now, we agreed you'd go back under the bed when the story was over. |
1.3452 |
0.03665 |
252 |
179 |
59 |
14 |
439 |
I don't know why no one wants to visit us, either. |
1.3451 |
0.03843 |
226 |
160 |
54 |
12 |
440 |
I ate the elephant in the room." |
1.3440 |
0.04143 |
218 |
159 |
43 |
16 |
441 |
Okay. I'll just finish this page while you get your leash. |
1.3436 |
0.03929 |
227 |
163 |
50 |
14 |
442 |
We're getting to the part about the knight and the dragon. |
1.3435 |
0.03894 |
230 |
165 |
51 |
14 |
443 |
I just let you out... |
1.3435 |
0.03942 |
230 |
166 |
49 |
15 |
444 |
Honey, did you feed Rex? |
1.3430 |
0.04692 |
172 |
126 |
33 |
13 |
445 |
You can’t scare me. I have a wife and two daughters. |
1.3426 |
0.03840 |
251 |
183 |
50 |
18 |
446 |
No really...it says right here that you're an herbivore ! |
1.3423 |
0.04088 |
222 |
162 |
44 |
16 |
447 |
''I told my wife she was overfeeding you. By the way, have you seen her?" |
1.3419 |
0.04122 |
234 |
174 |
40 |
20 |
448 |
And the giant dragon never ate anyone who read a book to him and lived happily ever after. The end. |
1.3418 |
0.03813 |
237 |
170 |
53 |
14 |
449 |
What? You just went out 66 million years ago! |
1.3415 |
0.04484 |
205 |
154 |
32 |
19 |
450 |
You're sitting on the remote. |
1.3415 |
0.04152 |
205 |
148 |
44 |
13 |
451 |
Don’t breathe fire – this is a print edition. |
1.3405 |
0.03768 |
232 |
165 |
55 |
12 |
452 |
I really miss the days when it was the elephant in the room. |
1.3404 |
0.04836 |
188 |
144 |
24 |
20 |
453 |
Aren't you supposed to be under the bed?! |
1.3404 |
0.04207 |
188 |
134 |
44 |
10 |
454 |
David… I know it may come as a surprise… me and your mother will always love you… but we think you should know you’re adopted |
1.3403 |
0.03846 |
238 |
172 |
51 |
15 |
455 |
Stop acting like your last walk was 66 million years ago. |
1.3402 |
0.04609 |
194 |
146 |
30 |
18 |
456 |
I guess fairy tales do come true. |
1.3401 |
0.04078 |
197 |
140 |
47 |
10 |
457 |
You may have my eyes, son, but you look more like your mother. |
1.3401 |
0.04558 |
197 |
148 |
31 |
18 |
458 |
And they all lived happily ever after until the meteor. |
1.3400 |
0.04220 |
200 |
145 |
42 |
13 |
459 |
The self-help book helped Don exorcise his demons but it did not tell him where to put them. |
1.3397 |
0.04366 |
209 |
156 |
35 |
18 |
460 |
and then the dragon found the princess being kidnaped by the knight. |
1.3397 |
0.04205 |
209 |
153 |
41 |
15 |
461 |
I don't think you're going to like the ending. |
1.3396 |
0.04217 |
212 |
156 |
40 |
16 |
462 |
I'm sorry, but it looks like the princess was rescued in this one too. |
1.3396 |
0.03943 |
212 |
151 |
50 |
11 |
463 |
I've just started the Cretaceous Period and you folks are doing fine. |
1.3396 |
0.03886 |
212 |
150 |
52 |
10 |
464 |
Alright, we read the book. Now, show me how dinosaurs say goodnight. |
1.3393 |
0.03695 |
224 |
157 |
58 |
9 |
465 |
I'm sorry. I didn't realize this was your seat. |
1.3393 |
0.03906 |
224 |
161 |
50 |
13 |
466 |
OK, this is the last story. I promise, there are no children hiding under your bed. |
1.3392 |
0.04019 |
227 |
166 |
45 |
16 |
467 |
Nope. The monster dies in this one too. |
1.3388 |
0.03889 |
242 |
177 |
48 |
17 |
468 |
You know you are not allowed to get up on the couch. |
1.3385 |
0.03740 |
260 |
190 |
52 |
18 |
469 |
Aren't you supposed to be under Tommy's bed by now? |
1.3382 |
0.04101 |
204 |
147 |
45 |
12 |
470 |
No, there's not a terrible two year old under your bed! |
1.3382 |
0.04340 |
207 |
154 |
36 |
17 |
471 |
For the last time, there are no children under your bed! |
1.3379 |
0.04068 |
219 |
160 |
44 |
15 |
472 |
Okay, I’ll feed you as soon as I finish this chapter. |
1.3378 |
0.04179 |
222 |
165 |
39 |
18 |
473 |
Don’t tell me there’s a monster under your bed, too. |
1.3378 |
0.03992 |
225 |
164 |
46 |
15 |
474 |
No! This one’s a friendly asteroid. |
1.3373 |
0.04645 |
166 |
121 |
34 |
11 |
475 |
You should have gone when we were out for a walk an hour ago. |
1.3368 |
0.04366 |
190 |
139 |
38 |
13 |
476 |
So you think there's a little kid hiding under your bed? |
1.3367 |
0.04148 |
196 |
141 |
44 |
11 |
477 |
I see someone wants his nails clipped again. |
1.3363 |
0.03964 |
223 |
162 |
47 |
14 |
478 |
The New Yorker book review promised characters that jumped off the page! |
1.3362 |
0.03892 |
229 |
166 |
49 |
14 |
479 |
Really? You want to hear _Jurassic Park_? Again? |
1.3362 |
0.03954 |
232 |
170 |
46 |
16 |
480 |
Do you actually have to go outside or are you just going to torment Mothra again? |
1.3362 |
0.04100 |
235 |
176 |
39 |
20 |
481 |
Yes, bedtime fairy tales can be scary but no, you can't sleep in bed with me. |
1.3353 |
0.04382 |
167 |
119 |
40 |
8 |
482 |
I promise you there’s zero chance I was petting another giant reptile. |
1.3349 |
0.04321 |
215 |
162 |
34 |
19 |
483 |
... But then at the last second, the meteor was knocked off course and so all the dinosaurs lived happily ever after. The End. |
1.3348 |
0.04108 |
227 |
169 |
40 |
18 |
484 |
If you want, I can move over a little. |
1.3333 |
0.03972 |
204 |
146 |
48 |
10 |
485 |
Honey? Did we leave the cat door unlocked again? |
1.3333 |
0.04625 |
189 |
143 |
29 |
17 |
486 |
O.K. I will ask the others about you joining our book group. |
1.3333 |
0.03970 |
222 |
162 |
46 |
14 |
487 |
Have you tried eating sheep? |
1.3333 |
0.04199 |
192 |
139 |
42 |
11 |
488 |
Yes, I agree. That teeth whitener does seem to be working. |
1.3333 |
0.04199 |
192 |
139 |
42 |
11 |
489 |
Is that your stomach growling or mine? |
1.3333 |
0.04067 |
192 |
137 |
46 |
9 |
490 |
Stop begging! When I said that you’re in for a treat, I meant the storyline. |
1.3333 |
0.04244 |
189 |
137 |
41 |
11 |
491 |
I told you, no more bedtime stories about knights who slay dragons to save damsels. You don’t sleep well after those. This is a nice one you’ll like: Jurassic Park. |
1.3333 |
0.03864 |
231 |
168 |
49 |
14 |
492 |
Ok, only one more story about how dinosaurs once ruled the world, then off to bed! |
1.3333 |
0.04134 |
192 |
138 |
44 |
10 |
493 |
Just use the litter box. |
1.3333 |
0.04616 |
186 |
140 |
30 |
16 |
494 |
I don't care if he hit you first. |
1.3333 |
0.04310 |
189 |
138 |
39 |
12 |
495 |
You will have to wait until tomorrow to see how the story ends. Now get back under the bed. |
1.3318 |
0.04145 |
220 |
164 |
39 |
17 |
496 |
No, I won't read you another bedtime story. They give you nightmares. |
1.3318 |
0.04014 |
214 |
156 |
45 |
13 |
497 |
What is that? A hardcover? And you call me a dinosaur! |
1.3318 |
0.04014 |
214 |
156 |
45 |
13 |
498 |
Micro dosing and Harry Potter just don't mix. |
1.3318 |
0.04053 |
211 |
154 |
44 |
13 |
499 |
That’s not the sound of an approaching mass extinction meteor. It’s just construction across the street. |
1.3318 |
0.04163 |
211 |
156 |
40 |
15 |
500 |
I know. The movie made you look taller. |
1.3317 |
0.04055 |
202 |
146 |
45 |
11 |
501 |
you know you're not allowed on the couch, Rex. |
1.3317 |
0.04234 |
202 |
149 |
39 |
14 |
502 |
Oh, alright... I'll get the leash! |
1.3316 |
0.04138 |
196 |
142 |
43 |
11 |
503 |
"See? I was right. It says here that you ARE extinct!" |
1.3316 |
0.04443 |
196 |
147 |
33 |
16 |
504 |
I'm sorry you're bored, but maybe if you stopped eating up all the kids on the block you'd have someone to play with. |
1.3316 |
0.04370 |
193 |
143 |
36 |
14 |
505 |
Excuse me, but I just asked for my thesaurus. |
1.3316 |
0.04419 |
190 |
141 |
35 |
14 |
506 |
Trigger warning: asteroids! |
1.3315 |
0.04366 |
181 |
132 |
38 |
11 |
507 |
You do NOT need another human before bed. |
1.3315 |
0.04896 |
181 |
140 |
22 |
19 |
508 |
No, I don’t want to watch Jurassic Park again. |
1.3314 |
0.04541 |
175 |
129 |
34 |
12 |
509 |
Mother always said you'd turn into a monster after we got married. |
1.3313 |
0.04850 |
163 |
122 |
28 |
13 |
510 |
And then the brave dragon slayed St. George and they all lived happily ever after. |
1.3313 |
0.04994 |
160 |
121 |
25 |
14 |
511 |
Didn't I just feed you a city two hours ago? |
1.3306 |
0.03842 |
245 |
181 |
47 |
17 |
512 |
You of all people should like the classics. |
1.3304 |
0.03940 |
224 |
164 |
46 |
14 |
513 |
But the monster didn’t eat Phil because Phil would give the monster diarrhea. The end. |
1.3302 |
0.04458 |
212 |
163 |
28 |
21 |
514 |
You don't come in until the end. |
1.3301 |
0.03961 |
209 |
151 |
47 |
11 |
515 |
You know you're not allowed on the furniture. |
1.3300 |
0.04079 |
200 |
145 |
44 |
11 |
516 |
It says here you are an imaginary fear. |
1.3292 |
0.04727 |
161 |
119 |
31 |
11 |
517 |
The original thesaurus. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
518 |
No, Anxiety. I fed you and spent all day with you. This is my time. |
1.3288 |
0.04259 |
222 |
169 |
33 |
20 |
519 |
Hi, I'm George, the monster that sleeps under your bed. I think you should see a doctor about your snoring. It keeps me awake all night. |
1.3286 |
0.04059 |
210 |
154 |
43 |
13 |
520 |
Did you say you’re a voracious reader or a voracious eater! |
1.3284 |
0.04022 |
204 |
148 |
45 |
11 |
521 |
Good boy, Rex. Good boy. Now play extinct. |
1.3282 |
0.04393 |
195 |
146 |
34 |
15 |
522 |
I should read less Kafka |
1.3282 |
0.04332 |
195 |
145 |
36 |
14 |
523 |
And then the beautiful bulbasaurus ate the village and they all lived happily ever after. |
1.3279 |
0.03575 |
244 |
175 |
58 |
11 |
524 |
Bad day at the office dear? |
1.3276 |
0.04402 |
174 |
127 |
37 |
10 |
525 |
“… and Grendel was beloved forever. Are you happy now?” |
1.3273 |
0.04799 |
165 |
124 |
28 |
13 |
526 |
Are you here for a vasectomy too? |
1.3271 |
0.04270 |
214 |
162 |
34 |
18 |
527 |
No more Puff the Magic Dragon" before bedtime. |
1.3268 |
0.04294 |
205 |
154 |
35 |
16 |
528 |
OK, just one more story but then you really do have to go to bed. |
1.3267 |
0.04106 |
202 |
148 |
42 |
12 |
529 |
Then George and the dragon worked out their differences amicably. |
1.3264 |
0.04421 |
193 |
145 |
33 |
15 |
530 |
Then the naughty asteroid came hurtling through the stratosphere. |
1.3261 |
0.04574 |
184 |
139 |
30 |
15 |
531 |
Adopted?! |
1.3261 |
0.04374 |
184 |
136 |
36 |
12 |
532 |
If you're going to get scared, I can pick a different book to read |
1.3258 |
0.04546 |
178 |
133 |
32 |
13 |
533 |
I put you to bed an hour ago! It’s just another nightmare about bunnies and ducklings. |
1.3257 |
0.03952 |
218 |
160 |
45 |
13 |
534 |
Without bottom teeth, how in the world do you chew? |
1.3256 |
0.04656 |
172 |
129 |
30 |
13 |
535 |
Reading ahead here, looks like you’re not going to like how this one ends, either. |
1.3254 |
0.04159 |
169 |
120 |
43 |
6 |
536 |
You're too early--I haven't even gone to bed yet. |
1.3252 |
0.03869 |
206 |
148 |
49 |
9 |
537 |
"Relax, it's just a story." |
1.3250 |
0.03842 |
240 |
178 |
46 |
16 |
538 |
How are you always able to sneak up on me like that?! |
1.3247 |
0.04596 |
154 |
112 |
34 |
8 |
539 |
Are you ready to be tucked in? |
1.3246 |
0.04129 |
191 |
139 |
42 |
10 |
540 |
Oh you're right, buddy. It says here that there are no asteroids and that dinosaurs rule the world. The end! |
1.3244 |
0.04114 |
225 |
170 |
37 |
18 |
541 |
I’ll do the voices, but I don’t know what a meteor sounds like. |
1.3243 |
0.04286 |
185 |
136 |
38 |
11 |
542 |
Yikes, you survived the flush??? |
1.3241 |
0.04080 |
216 |
161 |
40 |
15 |
543 |
I don’t know why the Knight was mean to the dragon! |
1.3240 |
0.04237 |
179 |
130 |
40 |
9 |
544 |
The dog ate my homework" excuse doesn't fly if you already ate the dog |
1.3240 |
0.04524 |
179 |
134 |
32 |
13 |
545 |
We've talked about this, no snuggling on the couch |
1.3240 |
0.04237 |
179 |
130 |
40 |
9 |
546 |
Honey, I ate the kids. |
1.3239 |
0.04433 |
176 |
130 |
35 |
11 |
547 |
I think it would work better if I sat on your lap. |
1.3235 |
0.04616 |
170 |
127 |
31 |
12 |
548 |
OK. One more story, but then you've got to go to bed. |
1.3234 |
0.04172 |
201 |
149 |
39 |
13 |
549 |
Oh really? Your breath doesn’t smell like Miss Henderson? Then why don’t we go next door to see Miss Henderson together. |
1.3233 |
0.04160 |
232 |
178 |
33 |
21 |
550 |
Beowulf is the hero, okay? |
1.3233 |
0.04023 |
232 |
175 |
39 |
18 |
551 |
You could use a breath mint. |
1.3232 |
0.04276 |
198 |
148 |
36 |
14 |
552 |
Scooching over" won't help. |
1.3232 |
0.04029 |
198 |
144 |
44 |
10 |
553 |
What happened to the last city I gave you? Did you destroy it already? |
1.3232 |
0.04335 |
198 |
149 |
34 |
15 |
554 |
You looking for your kong? |
1.3232 |
0.04811 |
164 |
124 |
27 |
13 |
555 |
Okay, one more story and then it's bedtime. |
1.3230 |
0.03902 |
226 |
167 |
45 |
14 |
556 |
Are you done with the sports section? |
1.3230 |
0.04545 |
161 |
118 |
34 |
9 |
557 |
Go back to bed. I promise you, there are no small children hiding in your closet. |
1.3230 |
0.04794 |
161 |
121 |
28 |
12 |
558 |
I'm starting to think the breeder lied when she said you were a mini. |
1.3229 |
0.04111 |
192 |
140 |
42 |
10 |
559 |
The Macy's Parade isn't until November. |
1.3229 |
0.04111 |
192 |
140 |
42 |
10 |
560 |
Okay, but you're not gonna like the ending. |
1.3228 |
0.04774 |
158 |
118 |
29 |
11 |
561 |
no, it’s not a thesaurus! |
1.3228 |
0.04287 |
189 |
140 |
37 |
12 |
562 |
I promise you: knights are not real |
1.3227 |
0.03974 |
220 |
163 |
43 |
14 |
563 |
The third little pig’s house was, however, no match for the asteroid. |
1.3223 |
0.04356 |
211 |
162 |
30 |
19 |
564 |
Please. My insecurities are MUCH bigger than you. |
1.3222 |
0.04290 |
180 |
132 |
38 |
10 |
565 |
Back off or you'll never hear how it ends. |
1.3221 |
0.04129 |
208 |
155 |
39 |
14 |
566 |
And what happened to your last chew toy? |
1.3216 |
0.04075 |
199 |
146 |
42 |
11 |
567 |
I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. This is where the wild things aren’t. |
1.3212 |
0.04286 |
193 |
144 |
36 |
13 |
568 |
No, I don't think you're wearing too much makeup. |
1.3212 |
0.04862 |
165 |
126 |
25 |
14 |
569 |
It was at that moment he realized perhaps the lizard he recently purchased was in fact NOT a Blue Tongued Skink. |
1.3211 |
0.04202 |
190 |
140 |
39 |
11 |
570 |
We need to talk about personal space. |
1.3207 |
0.04294 |
184 |
136 |
37 |
11 |
571 |
Yes, I’ll read it to you again and, yes, this time with a happy ending for the dragon. |
1.3204 |
0.03796 |
206 |
148 |
50 |
8 |
572 |
Sorry, he didn't eat the princess in this one either. |
1.3202 |
0.04078 |
203 |
150 |
41 |
12 |
573 |
Remember Dr. Russo’s advice about boundaries? |
1.3200 |
0.04292 |
175 |
128 |
38 |
9 |
574 |
Sometimes I wish the library would just go back to using fines |
1.3200 |
0.04413 |
200 |
153 |
30 |
17 |
575 |
I've already checked twice. There's nothing under your bed. |
1.3198 |
0.04223 |
197 |
147 |
37 |
13 |
576 |
This one is of me and your mother... |
1.3198 |
0.04716 |
172 |
131 |
27 |
14 |
577 |
I like it this cold. |
1.3195 |
0.04391 |
169 |
124 |
36 |
9 |
578 |
And his pet dragon wouldn’t go to bed on time so the king sent for his knight. |
1.3194 |
0.03981 |
191 |
138 |
45 |
8 |
579 |
All right already. Go fetch your leash. |
1.3189 |
0.04134 |
185 |
135 |
41 |
9 |
580 |
Sendak, is that you? |
1.3185 |
0.04870 |
157 |
119 |
26 |
12 |
581 |
I’m only on the first page, but your novel is magnificent so far. |
1.3184 |
0.03979 |
223 |
167 |
41 |
15 |
582 |
To be fair, he did tell you there was something under the bed. |
1.3182 |
0.03804 |
220 |
161 |
48 |
11 |
583 |
Ok, another page and then back to the lake. |
1.3182 |
0.04017 |
198 |
145 |
43 |
10 |
584 |
Helen, I think I know where the wild things are |
1.3177 |
0.04165 |
192 |
142 |
39 |
11 |
585 |
Now you know bedtime stories give you nightmares. |
1.3175 |
0.04023 |
211 |
157 |
41 |
13 |
586 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye. |
1.3175 |
0.03967 |
211 |
156 |
43 |
12 |
587 |
Well it says here you're harmless unless a victim tries to run |
1.3175 |
0.04341 |
189 |
142 |
34 |
13 |
588 |
Alexa? |
1.3174 |
0.04581 |
167 |
125 |
31 |
11 |
589 |
We're not cancelling your orthodontist appointment. Now, go get ready. |
1.3171 |
0.04557 |
164 |
122 |
32 |
10 |
590 |
Let’s work on your litter box training first. Then maybe I’ll teach you to read. |
1.3171 |
0.04384 |
205 |
158 |
29 |
18 |
591 |
Let's clone dinosaurs, they said. It will be fun, they said. |
1.3169 |
0.04231 |
183 |
135 |
38 |
10 |
592 |
You know I can’t turn your heat lamp on until after peak hours. |
1.3168 |
0.04614 |
161 |
120 |
31 |
10 |
593 |
And then the prince went into therapy and didn't see the monster ever again. |
1.3166 |
0.03936 |
199 |
145 |
45 |
9 |
594 |
Yes, you have keto breath. |
1.3165 |
0.04407 |
158 |
115 |
36 |
7 |
595 |
We'll go out when you stop eating the babysitter. |
1.3164 |
0.04471 |
177 |
133 |
32 |
12 |
596 |
I better rethink my microdosing. |
1.3163 |
0.04104 |
196 |
145 |
40 |
11 |
597 |
I heard a scary sound in my room. Can you come check it out? |
1.3161 |
0.04645 |
155 |
115 |
31 |
9 |
598 |
No, it isn't time for walkies. |
1.3161 |
0.04068 |
155 |
109 |
43 |
3 |
599 |
I can't be sure, but I think you were here before me. |
1.3156 |
0.03898 |
225 |
168 |
43 |
14 |
600 |
You wanna go for a “S T A L K”? |
1.3155 |
0.04369 |
187 |
141 |
33 |
13 |
601 |
Yes, you should floss. |
1.3155 |
0.04498 |
187 |
143 |
29 |
15 |
602 |
Do I smell fire on your breath? |
1.3154 |
0.04956 |
149 |
113 |
25 |
11 |
603 |
O.K., O.K. I won't read the part about the meteor. |
1.3154 |
0.04864 |
149 |
112 |
27 |
10 |
604 |
Well, to be completely honest, I think your plotting is strong but your characters are underdeveloped. |
1.3153 |
0.04300 |
203 |
155 |
32 |
16 |
605 |
Yikes, I forgot to take my medicine today! |
1.3148 |
0.04754 |
162 |
123 |
27 |
12 |
606 |
Read it again, Sam. Read 'Where the Wild Things Are.' |
1.3148 |
0.04590 |
162 |
121 |
31 |
10 |
607 |
I think I prefer the elephant, unless you ate it. |
1.3146 |
0.04078 |
178 |
129 |
42 |
7 |
608 |
One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more... |
1.3141 |
0.04237 |
191 |
143 |
36 |
12 |
609 |
“Sorry, I misread. Your solution is anabolic steroids, not incoming asteroids.” |
1.3141 |
0.04172 |
191 |
142 |
38 |
11 |
610 |
Be patient, he’ll smash Tokyo eventually. |
1.3136 |
0.04376 |
169 |
125 |
35 |
9 |
611 |
You've grown too big to play in the sewers. |
1.3135 |
0.04261 |
185 |
138 |
36 |
11 |
612 |
Look, the author's name is Saint George - and I don't think you're going to like the ending, that's all. |
1.3134 |
0.03967 |
201 |
148 |
43 |
10 |
613 |
But I just took you out 10 minutes ago. |
1.3133 |
0.05018 |
150 |
115 |
23 |
12 |
614 |
My name is Pete. Jackie Paper is in apartment 4D. |
1.3133 |
0.04428 |
166 |
123 |
34 |
9 |
615 |
Um... and they all lived happily ever after. Yes, yes, that's exactly how "All About Dinosaurs" ends. No need to get worked up. |
1.3131 |
0.03863 |
214 |
158 |
45 |
11 |
616 |
Oh, bite me, Joyce. I'm reading. |
1.3128 |
0.04357 |
179 |
134 |
34 |
11 |
617 |
For the last time! There are NO monsters under your bed! |
1.3128 |
0.04110 |
195 |
145 |
39 |
11 |
618 |
Give me 5 minutes to finish this chapter and I'll take you out. |
1.3125 |
0.05165 |
144 |
111 |
21 |
12 |
619 |
The dog, the cat, the canary, the hamster, the goldfish are all gone. No more treats today. |
1.3125 |
0.04180 |
176 |
129 |
39 |
8 |
620 |
I’m not sure this ‘Emotional Support Pet’ thing is working for me anymore. |
1.3125 |
0.04218 |
192 |
144 |
36 |
12 |
621 |
No worries. We can devour the book together. |
1.3125 |
0.04087 |
192 |
142 |
40 |
10 |
622 |
As a matter of fact, I didn't mind the elephant nearly as much. |
1.3125 |
0.04790 |
160 |
122 |
26 |
12 |
623 |
Well well, look who finally came out from under the bed now that I’m in therapy |
1.3125 |
0.04623 |
176 |
135 |
27 |
14 |
624 |
You weren’t supposed to make an appearance until chapter 9. |
1.3122 |
0.04329 |
189 |
143 |
33 |
13 |
625 |
No, I'm not sitting on the remote. |
1.3121 |
0.04413 |
157 |
115 |
35 |
7 |
626 |
Thesaurus, not The Saurus.. |
1.3121 |
0.04595 |
157 |
117 |
31 |
9 |
627 |
But I just took you out! |
1.3118 |
0.04310 |
186 |
140 |
34 |
12 |
628 |
Youn really should wear your retainer |
1.3118 |
0.04663 |
170 |
130 |
27 |
13 |
629 |
Hurry, it’s almost Billy’s bedtime. Get back into his closet. |
1.3117 |
0.03870 |
231 |
174 |
42 |
15 |
630 |
Mr. Philips, you're here to see the doctor about adjusting the dosage on your psychedelics therapy meds, correct? |
1.3117 |
0.04833 |
154 |
117 |
26 |
11 |
631 |
Yes, I'm still using hardcopy. We're both dinosaurs. |
1.3117 |
0.04654 |
154 |
115 |
30 |
9 |
632 |
I'll tell you whether the princess chose the shining knight or the noble dragon when I'm finished. |
1.3115 |
0.04218 |
183 |
136 |
37 |
10 |
633 |
Who’s a good boy? You are, Spot! You’re a good boy! |
1.3115 |
0.04426 |
183 |
139 |
31 |
13 |
634 |
Yes Godzilla, you're right. The book is better than the movie. |
1.3115 |
0.04426 |
183 |
139 |
31 |
13 |
635 |
Seriously? I'm the one sitting on the remote? |
1.3110 |
0.04542 |
164 |
123 |
31 |
10 |
636 |
You know I hate it when you try to read over my shoulder! |
1.3109 |
0.04388 |
193 |
148 |
30 |
15 |
637 |
Don’t you knock? |
1.3108 |
0.04875 |
148 |
112 |
26 |
10 |
638 |
I think we have different ideas about what makes a happy ending. |
1.3107 |
0.04236 |
177 |
131 |
37 |
9 |
639 |
Ah, the rare surprise beginning. |
1.3102 |
0.04222 |
187 |
140 |
36 |
11 |
640 |
And then the dragon ate Saint George barbecued with hot sauce. |
1.3102 |
0.04422 |
187 |
143 |
30 |
14 |
641 |
Yes, I'm another dinosaur. i still read books printed on paper. |
1.3102 |
0.04422 |
187 |
143 |
30 |
14 |
642 |
Why didn't you TELL ME you needed to go out. |
1.3102 |
0.04356 |
187 |
142 |
32 |
13 |
643 |
For Pete's sake calm down! In this story the dragon is the hero. |
1.3099 |
0.04333 |
171 |
127 |
35 |
9 |
644 |
I just cleaned that litter box. You’re telling me it’s full again. |
1.3099 |
0.04489 |
171 |
129 |
31 |
11 |
645 |
Why do you keep asking for this story? You freak out every time we get to the asteroid. |
1.3097 |
0.04537 |
155 |
115 |
32 |
8 |
646 |
I just took you out 30 minutes ago. |
1.3097 |
0.04628 |
155 |
116 |
30 |
9 |
647 |
I told you, you can read it when I'm done! |
1.3096 |
0.04322 |
197 |
151 |
31 |
15 |
648 |
Yes, I guess you could say it's sad the dragon dies in the end. |
1.3095 |
0.03962 |
210 |
157 |
41 |
12 |
649 |
I know it's time for your evening walk, but the neighborhood is still recovering after your morning walk. |
1.3095 |
0.04383 |
168 |
125 |
34 |
9 |
650 |
I know I said you were my favorite dinosaur when I was in kindergarten but I’ve moved on. |
1.3092 |
0.04689 |
152 |
114 |
29 |
9 |
651 |
Roger, you’re adopted… |
1.3092 |
0.04781 |
152 |
115 |
27 |
10 |
652 |
No, I don't think this book on dinosaurs has a happy ending. |
1.3091 |
0.04679 |
165 |
126 |
27 |
12 |
653 |
Let me think of an alternate ending. |
1.3088 |
0.03978 |
204 |
152 |
41 |
11 |
654 |
I already checked. I promise no child is hiding under your bed. |
1.3087 |
0.04939 |
149 |
114 |
24 |
11 |
655 |
Honey, he got over the gate again." |
1.3086 |
0.04403 |
162 |
120 |
34 |
8 |
656 |
Don’t give me that look! |
1.3082 |
0.04617 |
146 |
108 |
31 |
7 |
657 |
Why no, darling, I think you're handling menopause very well. |
1.3081 |
0.04311 |
172 |
128 |
35 |
9 |
658 |
Ok, but this time, just the Chrysler building, all right! |
1.3081 |
0.04317 |
185 |
140 |
33 |
12 |
659 |
...the dragon devoured the fairly princess in a single bite and he lived happily ever after. |
1.3077 |
0.04295 |
182 |
137 |
34 |
11 |
660 |
Usually, my imaginary monsters are smaller. I think I've been reading too much about Trump's return. |
1.3077 |
0.04162 |
195 |
147 |
36 |
12 |
661 |
Kafka. You gotta problem with that? |
1.3068 |
0.04242 |
176 |
131 |
36 |
9 |
662 |
And the damsel tossed her long hair and told Sir Knight one last time, 'Puff and I are together, and we're in love! Now go back to your castle and mind your own business!' And they lived happily ever after. The end. |
1.3065 |
0.04495 |
186 |
144 |
27 |
15 |
663 |
I don't know about elephants, my dear, but there is definitely *something* in this room we need to talk about. |
1.3064 |
0.04519 |
173 |
132 |
29 |
12 |
664 |
You're safe, its just a story. These monsters aren't real |
1.3064 |
0.04290 |
173 |
129 |
35 |
9 |
665 |
We’re not going to discuss the elephant in the room…that you ate. |
1.3061 |
0.04268 |
196 |
150 |
32 |
14 |
666 |
I don’t care if you used to live here 65 million years ago, you can’t see your childhood bedroom. |
1.3059 |
0.04497 |
170 |
129 |
30 |
11 |
667 |
So THAT'S a dinosaur fart. |
1.3059 |
0.04497 |
170 |
129 |
30 |
11 |
668 |
This isn’t about you. |
1.3057 |
0.03989 |
193 |
143 |
41 |
9 |
669 |
The dragon made a delicious meal of roasted knights and shared it with his family. And they lived happily ever after. |
1.3057 |
0.04122 |
193 |
145 |
37 |
11 |
670 |
Are you ready?This is the scary part. |
1.3057 |
0.04437 |
193 |
150 |
27 |
16 |
671 |
Invasive species is an ugly term. I love you no matter what. |
1.3057 |
0.03851 |
193 |
141 |
45 |
7 |
672 |
You’re supposed to ignore the elephant, not eat it. |
1.3053 |
0.04165 |
190 |
143 |
36 |
11 |
673 |
And then the princess said she always hated that guy anyway and she lived happily ever after. |
1.3053 |
0.04297 |
190 |
145 |
32 |
13 |
674 |
It’s time to address the dinosaur in the room |
1.3046 |
0.04346 |
174 |
131 |
33 |
10 |
675 |
I thought you liked the scary part! |
1.3043 |
0.04497 |
161 |
121 |
31 |
9 |
676 |
How do I know where you left your ball? |
1.3043 |
0.04666 |
161 |
123 |
27 |
11 |
677 |
The Sendaks are in 403. |
1.3043 |
0.04582 |
161 |
122 |
29 |
10 |
678 |
Janet! Janet!! Now will you listen to me when I tell you that cat flap is too big?? |
1.3043 |
0.04410 |
161 |
120 |
33 |
8 |
679 |
I can't sleep. |
1.3041 |
0.04550 |
171 |
131 |
28 |
12 |
680 |
I know these apocalyptic stories of meteors hitting Earth brings up bad memories |
1.3041 |
0.04317 |
171 |
128 |
34 |
9 |
681 |
Something wrong with the pet door? |
1.3039 |
0.04372 |
181 |
138 |
31 |
12 |
682 |
Don't tell me your litter box is full again. |
1.3038 |
0.04279 |
158 |
116 |
36 |
6 |
683 |
My therapist warned me this might happen… |
1.3037 |
0.04850 |
135 |
101 |
27 |
7 |
684 |
You smell like the Pleistocene, where have you been? |
1.3036 |
0.04285 |
168 |
125 |
35 |
8 |
685 |
I realize that a good book makes characters come to life, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3034 |
0.04827 |
145 |
110 |
26 |
9 |
686 |
And then St. George raised his sword and....um, well, okay. |
1.3034 |
0.04276 |
178 |
134 |
34 |
10 |
687 |
Can it wait? |
1.3032 |
0.04876 |
155 |
120 |
23 |
12 |
688 |
Hypothetically you would be the 'beast' in this Beauty and the Beast story. Sorry. |
1.3030 |
0.04249 |
165 |
122 |
36 |
7 |
689 |
Honey, you didn’t tell Charlie he could pick out any lizard, right? |
1.3029 |
0.04547 |
175 |
135 |
27 |
13 |
690 |
You must sit on the naughty chair until you are ready to apologize for what you did to Staten Island! |
1.3027 |
0.04235 |
185 |
140 |
34 |
11 |
691 |
No, very true, a tiny little virus can take down a monster even as large as you. |
1.3024 |
0.04010 |
205 |
155 |
38 |
12 |
692 |
Are you sure you need to go? It’s twelve floors down and you don’t fit in the elevator. |
1.3023 |
0.04135 |
172 |
127 |
38 |
7 |
693 |
And what if I _am_ reading _Night of the Iguana_? |
1.3022 |
0.04752 |
139 |
104 |
28 |
7 |
694 |
Can you wait a minute? I'm on the last chapter. |
1.3017 |
0.04472 |
179 |
138 |
28 |
13 |
695 |
Look here, honey - it says symptoms should subside in 2-4 hours. |
1.3015 |
0.04389 |
199 |
156 |
26 |
17 |
696 |
Alright, ONE more chapter, then you're going to bed. |
1.3014 |
0.04493 |
146 |
108 |
32 |
6 |
697 |
You know better. Get back under Timmy’s bed until after dark. |
1.3012 |
0.04396 |
166 |
125 |
32 |
9 |
698 |
You're not what I imagined. |
1.3012 |
0.04396 |
166 |
125 |
32 |
9 |
699 |
Good night moon, good night asteroid. |
1.3008 |
0.05335 |
133 |
104 |
18 |
11 |
700 |
WE JUST WENT OUT FOR A WALK. |
1.3007 |
0.04659 |
143 |
107 |
29 |
7 |
701 |
And the dragon and the princess lived happily ever after. |
1.3007 |
0.04551 |
153 |
115 |
30 |
8 |
702 |
How was your appointment at the dentist? |
1.3006 |
0.04032 |
173 |
127 |
40 |
6 |
703 |
Would you like a mint? |
1.3005 |
0.04261 |
183 |
139 |
33 |
11 |
704 |
I picked the wrong day to start micro-dosing |
1.3005 |
0.04467 |
183 |
142 |
27 |
14 |
705 |
And the knight said, "OK then, we can all just be friends." |
1.3005 |
0.04331 |
183 |
140 |
31 |
12 |
706 |
No, I haven’t seen the remote. |
1.3000 |
0.04159 |
170 |
126 |
37 |
7 |
707 |
And you thought addressing the elephant in the room was awkward |
1.3000 |
0.04152 |
190 |
144 |
35 |
11 |
708 |
Like I said, there are no dogs left in the neighborhood to ask for play dates. |
1.2995 |
0.04196 |
187 |
142 |
34 |
11 |
709 |
And then the dragon ate the Knight AND the Princess and lived happily ever after. The End. |
1.2994 |
0.04430 |
177 |
136 |
29 |
12 |
710 |
Ask your mother. I'm busy. |
1.2994 |
0.04649 |
157 |
120 |
27 |
10 |
711 |
I checked in your closet. No monsters. Back to bed. |
1.2994 |
0.04560 |
157 |
119 |
29 |
9 |
712 |
No can do. Game Of Thrones is rated for mature dragons only. |
1.2990 |
0.03958 |
194 |
145 |
40 |
9 |
713 |
I've told you before. You are NOT a lap dragon. |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
714 |
Only right-to-left would it say Digest Readers. |
1.2988 |
0.04982 |
164 |
131 |
17 |
16 |
715 |
It says here you’re extinct, Glen. |
1.2986 |
0.04631 |
144 |
108 |
29 |
7 |
716 |
You can stare all you want, you still have to stay off the couch. |
1.2985 |
0.03930 |
201 |
151 |
40 |
10 |
717 |
Again? I just took you out an hour ago. |
1.2985 |
0.05084 |
134 |
103 |
22 |
9 |
718 |
Puff? |
1.2984 |
0.04264 |
191 |
147 |
31 |
13 |
719 |
Wow, dear, I guess you do look a little different without makeup. |
1.2983 |
0.04358 |
181 |
139 |
30 |
12 |
720 |
It's OK Brutus, it's OK, it's a thunderstorm not an asteroid. |
1.2982 |
0.03774 |
228 |
173 |
42 |
13 |
721 |
This story’s probably too scary for you. |
1.2980 |
0.04074 |
151 |
109 |
39 |
3 |
722 |
There you go again, rearing your ugly head. |
1.2979 |
0.04629 |
188 |
150 |
20 |
18 |
723 |
No, children are not treats. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
724 |
Funny how I now miss the time during Covid where we had to stay 6 feet apart at all times |
1.2976 |
0.04184 |
168 |
125 |
36 |
7 |
725 |
Tonight we’re reading “How to Train Your Dragon.” |
1.2973 |
0.04742 |
148 |
113 |
26 |
9 |
726 |
OK, sit in my lap, but no claws. |
1.2972 |
0.03964 |
212 |
162 |
37 |
13 |
727 |
The self-help book helped Dan exorcize his demons but did not tell him where to put them. |
1.2971 |
0.04675 |
175 |
138 |
22 |
15 |
728 |
That was definitely more than 5 milligrams... |
1.2971 |
0.05185 |
138 |
108 |
19 |
11 |
729 |
What have you done with the elephant? |
1.2971 |
0.04759 |
138 |
104 |
27 |
7 |
730 |
One more before bed? |
1.2970 |
0.03913 |
202 |
152 |
40 |
10 |
731 |
Mr. Kong was the tenant before me. Can I help you in some other way? |
1.2970 |
0.04403 |
165 |
125 |
31 |
9 |
732 |
OK, I will never read Jurassic Park on shrooms again. |
1.2969 |
0.04048 |
192 |
145 |
37 |
10 |
733 |
Maurice Sendak, yes. |
1.2968 |
0.04683 |
155 |
119 |
26 |
10 |
734 |
For the last time Rex I’m not getting you a doggie door |
1.2968 |
0.04683 |
155 |
119 |
26 |
10 |
735 |
Note to self: stop falling asleep while reading |
1.2966 |
0.04906 |
145 |
112 |
23 |
10 |
736 |
Did you floss? |
1.2966 |
0.04498 |
145 |
108 |
31 |
6 |
737 |
According to this text you went extinct 65 million years ago. |
1.2963 |
0.04827 |
135 |
102 |
26 |
7 |
738 |
So this is what it’s like to face your demons? |
1.2961 |
0.04090 |
179 |
134 |
37 |
8 |
739 |
I just took you for a walk 70 million years ago! |
1.2959 |
0.04567 |
169 |
131 |
26 |
12 |
740 |
Rex! Did Timmy fall in the well again? |
1.2959 |
0.04247 |
169 |
127 |
34 |
8 |
741 |
Okay, Okay! One last story and THEN, you are going to bed. |
1.2956 |
0.04510 |
159 |
121 |
29 |
9 |
742 |
Again? You just sat on my lap. |
1.2955 |
0.04212 |
176 |
133 |
34 |
9 |
743 |
Susan! I think I left that ‘Grow-A-Dino’ in water too long |
1.2953 |
0.03962 |
193 |
145 |
39 |
9 |
744 |
No, it's Bronte, not Bronto. |
1.2953 |
0.04809 |
149 |
115 |
24 |
10 |
745 |
Four score and seventy million years ago... |
1.2952 |
0.04543 |
166 |
128 |
27 |
11 |
746 |
May I offer you a breath mint? |
1.2952 |
0.04122 |
166 |
123 |
37 |
6 |
747 |
Ok, I think it's time to talk about the dinosaur in the room, Marvin. |
1.2952 |
0.04122 |
166 |
123 |
37 |
6 |
748 |
Not again! I thought we were done with the Jurassic Period |
1.2952 |
0.04462 |
166 |
127 |
29 |
10 |
749 |
It's the Bible, you don't exist. |
1.2949 |
0.04745 |
156 |
121 |
24 |
11 |
750 |
Uh, excuse me. No matter what that book says, I'm not extinct. |
1.2948 |
0.04259 |
173 |
131 |
33 |
9 |
751 |
Yes, I know the doggie door is too small for you. |
1.2948 |
0.04259 |
173 |
131 |
33 |
9 |
752 |
OK, OK; wait 'til I grab your leash. |
1.2946 |
0.04971 |
129 |
98 |
24 |
7 |
753 |
Sooo... what do you think?? It's only my first draft, okay. |
1.2945 |
0.04876 |
146 |
113 |
23 |
10 |
754 |
I just fed you an hour ago. |
1.2941 |
0.04057 |
170 |
126 |
38 |
6 |
755 |
Honey, you look great. By the way, have you seen my glasses? |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
756 |
So how is it so far? |
1.2941 |
0.04436 |
153 |
115 |
31 |
7 |
757 |
It’s none of your business. |
1.2938 |
0.04267 |
177 |
135 |
32 |
10 |
758 |
I promise. They're not real monsters |
1.2938 |
0.04267 |
177 |
135 |
32 |
10 |
759 |
Does the word extinct mean anything to you? |
1.2935 |
0.04296 |
184 |
142 |
30 |
12 |
760 |
I just hate it when the characters jump right off the page. |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
761 |
Yes, I'm reading a novel. You're not the only dinosaur in the room. |
1.2934 |
0.04676 |
167 |
131 |
23 |
13 |
762 |
No - there's no meteorites in this one |
1.2934 |
0.04273 |
167 |
126 |
33 |
8 |
763 |
We can go to Tokyo on Friday. |
1.2932 |
0.05313 |
133 |
105 |
17 |
11 |
764 |
Are you mad at me? |
1.2929 |
0.04700 |
140 |
106 |
27 |
7 |
765 |
It’s about us, isn’t it? |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
766 |
How about avid instead of voracious? |
1.2928 |
0.04127 |
181 |
137 |
35 |
9 |
767 |
Are we having a moment? |
1.2925 |
0.04651 |
147 |
112 |
27 |
8 |
768 |
What, you say this library book is 66 million years overdue! |
1.2925 |
0.04231 |
147 |
108 |
35 |
4 |
769 |
Walter gave it his all with his best weapon-- assertive eye contact. |
1.2925 |
0.04847 |
147 |
114 |
23 |
10 |
770 |
Open up and let her out." |
1.2923 |
0.04124 |
195 |
150 |
33 |
12 |
771 |
What is it boy? Is the mouse back again? |
1.2921 |
0.04094 |
178 |
134 |
36 |
8 |
772 |
“You’re out of toothpaste.” |
1.2921 |
0.04171 |
178 |
135 |
34 |
9 |
773 |
"And the dragon and the man agreed that people are never dragon food. The end. |
1.2921 |
0.04320 |
178 |
137 |
30 |
11 |
774 |
Goodnight noises everywhere. |
1.2920 |
0.04877 |
137 |
105 |
24 |
8 |
775 |
You just went! |
1.2919 |
0.04284 |
161 |
121 |
33 |
7 |
776 |
And then, in the fullness of time, God sent a giant meteor that wiped out all the dinosaurs and made way for mammals to evolve and live happily ever after. |
1.2919 |
0.04136 |
185 |
141 |
34 |
10 |
777 |
And ... um ... Smaug lived happily ever after. |
1.2917 |
0.04101 |
192 |
147 |
34 |
11 |
778 |
You need your rest. Go back under the bed. |
1.2914 |
0.03976 |
175 |
130 |
39 |
6 |
779 |
It's about fossil fuels. I'm just gonna skip the first chapter … |
1.2913 |
0.04887 |
127 |
96 |
25 |
6 |
780 |
I checked the index. You're not in here. |
1.2913 |
0.04887 |
127 |
96 |
25 |
6 |
781 |
Dragons live forever and, in this economy, so do little boys. |
1.2913 |
0.04758 |
127 |
95 |
27 |
5 |
782 |
How many times do I have to tell you...your scratching post is in the garage! |
1.2912 |
0.04107 |
182 |
138 |
35 |
9 |
783 |
I’m sorry. Even though the yen is weak, flights to Tokyo are too expensive right now. |
1.2912 |
0.04252 |
182 |
140 |
31 |
11 |
784 |
150 pounds….why do you ask? |
1.2911 |
0.04241 |
158 |
118 |
34 |
6 |
785 |
Don't tell me you ate the elephant in the room. |
1.2911 |
0.04517 |
158 |
121 |
28 |
9 |
786 |
When did you say these edibles were going to kick in again? |
1.2911 |
0.04692 |
158 |
123 |
24 |
11 |
787 |
And all the dinosaurs thought what a beautiful falling star, and THEN! |
1.2911 |
0.04861 |
158 |
125 |
20 |
13 |
788 |
So, now that you're a teenager Max, we need to talk about hygiene. |
1.2907 |
0.04017 |
172 |
128 |
38 |
6 |
789 |
My intrusive thoughts are definitely getting worse. |
1.2907 |
0.04017 |
172 |
128 |
38 |
6 |
790 |
I miss the elephant. |
1.2905 |
0.04315 |
148 |
110 |
33 |
5 |
791 |
Time for bed. We'll read the next chapter tomorrow night. |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
792 |
Honey? Did you buy eggs from Facebook Marketplace again? |
1.2905 |
0.05005 |
148 |
117 |
19 |
12 |
793 |
It's called "The Extinction of the Dinosaurs." It's fiction of course. |
1.2905 |
0.04151 |
179 |
136 |
34 |
9 |
794 |
I know it’s unfair. But lots of fairy tales end up with the dragon slain. It’s not personal. |
1.2903 |
0.04387 |
155 |
117 |
31 |
7 |
795 |
Time for a walk? |
1.2903 |
0.04574 |
155 |
119 |
27 |
9 |
796 |
It was then he realized that his habit of reading out loud could draw unwanted attention |
1.2903 |
0.04665 |
155 |
120 |
25 |
10 |
797 |
Wow, those Crest White Strips really work! |
1.2903 |
0.04046 |
186 |
141 |
36 |
9 |
798 |
I was told you only eat things that move. |
1.2903 |
0.04387 |
155 |
117 |
31 |
7 |
799 |
My analyst will find it hard to believe this |
1.2901 |
0.04771 |
162 |
128 |
21 |
13 |
800 |
And after finishing the bride, he ate the groom, and then the rest of the wedding party, and they were all delicious. The end. |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
801 |
Stop breathing so loud. |
1.2899 |
0.04736 |
138 |
105 |
26 |
7 |
802 |
We’ll skip the asteroid part tonight. |
1.2896 |
0.04232 |
183 |
141 |
31 |
11 |
803 |
Awww, Insecurity! What’s the matter? |
1.2895 |
0.04441 |
152 |
115 |
30 |
7 |
804 |
Curling up on my lap is no longer an option. |
1.2893 |
0.04218 |
159 |
119 |
34 |
6 |
805 |
Go on. |
1.2893 |
0.04025 |
159 |
117 |
38 |
4 |
806 |
You don't need a bed time snack. The postman, cable man, and two Amazon drivers will have to hold you 'till the paperboy comes." |
1.2892 |
0.04393 |
204 |
164 |
21 |
19 |
807 |
You just went out for goodness sake! |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
808 |
Trigger warning: the dragon does not come out well in this fairy tale |
1.2892 |
0.04445 |
166 |
128 |
28 |
10 |
809 |
And then the dragon didn’t eat the man and everyone lived happily ever after. |
1.2890 |
0.04162 |
173 |
131 |
34 |
8 |
810 |
Alright… If I do the voices one more time, will you PROMISE not to burn down any villages tonight? |
1.2889 |
0.04205 |
180 |
138 |
32 |
10 |
811 |
Why does it always have to be about you? |
1.2889 |
0.03978 |
180 |
135 |
38 |
7 |
812 |
Sorry, that's just how the story goes... |
1.2887 |
0.04129 |
194 |
150 |
32 |
12 |
813 |
There's not one mention of your ancestors being on The Ark |
1.2886 |
0.04694 |
149 |
115 |
25 |
9 |
814 |
Monster child: And then what happened? Dad: The little girl jumped from her bed with a flashlight blinding the monster in the eyes and screamed at the top of her lungs! But that won’t happen to you. Now go to bed. |
1.2885 |
0.04267 |
156 |
117 |
33 |
6 |
815 |
You know you're not allowed on the couch. |
1.2880 |
0.04795 |
125 |
94 |
26 |
5 |
816 |
Get back in the book, where you belong! |
1.2880 |
0.05057 |
125 |
96 |
22 |
7 |
817 |
Sorry, I’m all scared out. I just finished reading today’s headlines. |
1.2880 |
0.05183 |
125 |
97 |
20 |
8 |
818 |
I’ll read you a story after you brush your teeth! |
1.2880 |
0.04105 |
191 |
147 |
33 |
11 |
819 |
You should have thought about that before you ate Mommy. |
1.2877 |
0.04657 |
146 |
112 |
26 |
8 |
820 |
I’m still mad at you for eating the cat. |
1.2875 |
0.04468 |
160 |
123 |
28 |
9 |
821 |
For the last time, there are no kids hiding under your bed. Now go to sleep, it’s WAY past Mesozoic time. |
1.2872 |
0.03980 |
195 |
149 |
36 |
10 |
822 |
The "puppy dog eyes" won't work this time. |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
823 |
If we were figments of each others imagination wouldn’t I be doing something more exciting than reading a book? |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
824 |
I've heard about the elephant in the room but who are you? |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
825 |
Go be a sleeping giant. |
1.2867 |
0.04046 |
143 |
104 |
37 |
2 |
826 |
I'm sorry. I know it hurts. But the dragon still dies in the end. |
1.2867 |
0.04471 |
150 |
114 |
29 |
7 |
827 |
No, I already read you a bedtime story. Go put on your jammies. |
1.2866 |
0.04339 |
157 |
119 |
31 |
7 |
828 |
Wait… what happened to the elephant” |
1.2866 |
0.04523 |
157 |
121 |
27 |
9 |
829 |
All the children trembled, and the monsters lived happily ever after. The end. |
1.2865 |
0.04268 |
171 |
131 |
31 |
9 |
830 |
And they called it the Big Bang Theory! |
1.2865 |
0.04019 |
171 |
128 |
37 |
6 |
831 |
The mass extinction of dinosaurs ushered in a new era. The end. Sleepy time!” |
1.2857 |
0.04293 |
154 |
116 |
32 |
6 |
832 |
...and s-so the good dragon killed the evil knight and married the p-pretty m-maiden. The end. |
1.2857 |
0.04530 |
161 |
125 |
26 |
10 |
833 |
Okay, I'll read you a story. Just remember dragons do not eat bookworms. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
834 |
Ah, Pride and Prejudice. You sir have good taste. Read on. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
835 |
Of course it’s a Thesaurus, what else would it be? |
1.2857 |
0.04265 |
161 |
122 |
32 |
7 |
836 |
Tell me who your orthodontist is and I'll get you a referal to my optometrist |
1.2857 |
0.04149 |
168 |
127 |
34 |
7 |
837 |
You know, slay actually means something quite different now. |
1.2857 |
0.05387 |
126 |
100 |
16 |
10 |
838 |
The reason why everyone is afraid of you is because you are an invasive species. |
1.2857 |
0.03973 |
168 |
125 |
38 |
5 |
839 |
says here you’re extinct So go away. |
1.2857 |
0.04335 |
140 |
104 |
32 |
4 |
840 |
They say book readers are virtually extinct, too, and yet here we both sit—thriving! |
1.2857 |
0.04893 |
126 |
96 |
24 |
6 |
841 |
I thought readers were extinct. |
1.2857 |
0.04452 |
140 |
105 |
30 |
5 |
842 |
No. We’re not reading Clifford The Big Red Dog again tonight. |
1.2849 |
0.04356 |
179 |
140 |
27 |
12 |
843 |
Oh hello, I didn't hear you come in. |
1.2849 |
0.04058 |
179 |
136 |
35 |
8 |
844 |
And then Grendel and the villagers lived happily ever after. |
1.2848 |
0.04282 |
165 |
126 |
31 |
8 |
845 |
Well, it says here in the dictionary that extinct means... |
1.2848 |
0.04124 |
158 |
118 |
35 |
5 |
846 |
I'll be right in to scratch your scales |
1.2848 |
0.04587 |
158 |
123 |
25 |
10 |
847 |
I think there's a kid on top of the bed |
1.2847 |
0.04794 |
144 |
112 |
23 |
9 |
848 |
There should be more maidens in the freezer |
1.2847 |
0.04963 |
137 |
107 |
21 |
9 |
849 |
My therapist says we shouldn’t see each other anymore. |
1.2847 |
0.04627 |
137 |
104 |
27 |
6 |
850 |
Is it scary? |
1.2846 |
0.05032 |
130 |
101 |
21 |
8 |
851 |
Max is where?! |
1.2846 |
0.04832 |
123 |
93 |
25 |
5 |
852 |
Daddy, I can't sleep, there's little children under my bed. |
1.2841 |
0.04256 |
176 |
136 |
30 |
10 |
853 |
Puff I know you're upset that we no longer live by the sea but you're a magic dragon you're going to have to occupy yourself somehow. |
1.2840 |
0.04295 |
169 |
130 |
30 |
9 |
854 |
I've told you before -- we only read Maurice Sendak at bedtime. |
1.2840 |
0.04534 |
169 |
133 |
24 |
12 |
855 |
This one doesn't have pictures. You'll have to use your imagination. |
1.2840 |
0.04590 |
162 |
127 |
24 |
11 |
856 |
This next part may be a little scary. |
1.2839 |
0.04269 |
155 |
117 |
32 |
6 |
857 |
Darwin really said that??? |
1.2839 |
0.04170 |
155 |
116 |
34 |
5 |
858 |
Not again. I just let you out.” |
1.2837 |
0.04538 |
141 |
107 |
28 |
6 |
859 |
Yes, she was pretty. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
860 |
I’m finishing this chapter, if it’s the last thing I’ll do. |
1.2833 |
0.04335 |
180 |
141 |
27 |
12 |
861 |
OK, I'll read you a bedtime story. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
862 |
The more interesting question is not why I am not scared of you, but why it’s so important to you that you are perceived as scary. |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
863 |
Where is Scruffles? |
1.2830 |
0.04291 |
159 |
121 |
31 |
7 |
864 |
Okay, just a few more pages then you promise to go extinct. |
1.2830 |
0.04648 |
159 |
125 |
23 |
11 |
865 |
Look, you chose Beowolf! I wanted something light! |
1.2830 |
0.04561 |
159 |
124 |
25 |
10 |
866 |
Pee Pee? |
1.2829 |
0.04420 |
152 |
116 |
29 |
7 |
867 |
You're home early. |
1.2826 |
0.04823 |
138 |
107 |
23 |
8 |
868 |
Honey, think the cat got into your Prozac again. |
1.2826 |
0.04336 |
184 |
145 |
26 |
13 |
869 |
The encyclopedia is such a dinosaur. Who reads these things anymore? |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
870 |
The kids are gone every other weekend, you know that. |
1.2824 |
0.04021 |
170 |
128 |
36 |
6 |
871 |
I feel you may be even harder to acknowledge than the Elephant who is usually here. |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
872 |
It's just a story! Monster's aren't... uh... |
1.2822 |
0.04309 |
163 |
125 |
30 |
8 |
873 |
Let me know if this bedtime story is too scary for you. |
1.2821 |
0.04436 |
156 |
120 |
28 |
8 |
874 |
Hey, c'mon. It's just a story. Unicorns aren't real. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
875 |
This better be the cocaine kicking in. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
876 |
You always get like this when there are dishes in the sink. |
1.2819 |
0.04373 |
149 |
113 |
30 |
6 |
877 |
You don't have to lick my finger every time I turn the page. |
1.2818 |
0.04169 |
181 |
140 |
31 |
10 |
878 |
My living room isn't where the Wild Things ought to be! |
1.2814 |
0.04063 |
167 |
126 |
35 |
6 |
879 |
No, I said I feel like I’m DRAGGING today… |
1.2814 |
0.04237 |
167 |
128 |
31 |
8 |
880 |
Is that a thesaurus |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
881 |
Goodness, I just realized what fixing that overbite is going to cost me. |
1.2810 |
0.04491 |
153 |
118 |
27 |
8 |
882 |
No, the yeti isn’t allowed on the couch either. |
1.2808 |
0.04736 |
146 |
114 |
23 |
9 |
883 |
Ok, one more chapter. But then it's really your beddie time. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
884 |
Will you be running as a Democrat or a Republican? |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
885 |
It says here you might have delusions of grandeur. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
886 |
The last time you begged for a walk, you promised again and again you wouldn't eat all the dogs we encountered. We both know how THAT turned out. |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
887 |
I told you to stay away from the radioactive nuclear plant Rex! |
1.2800 |
0.04104 |
175 |
134 |
33 |
8 |
888 |
It’s only a story, sweetie. Beowulf will make up with Grendel and they'll be friends. |
1.2798 |
0.03918 |
193 |
148 |
36 |
9 |
889 |
Talk about words that jump off the page! |
1.2797 |
0.04372 |
143 |
108 |
30 |
5 |
890 |
I was here first! |
1.2794 |
0.04390 |
136 |
102 |
30 |
4 |
891 |
I’m looking for Darwin. |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
892 |
is That a Thesaurus you're reading? |
1.2792 |
0.04466 |
154 |
119 |
27 |
8 |
893 |
Oh no, did I leave the drawbridge down again? |
1.2792 |
0.04560 |
154 |
120 |
25 |
9 |
894 |
I wanted to be truly frightened, so I'm trying nonfiction. |
1.2792 |
0.04466 |
154 |
119 |
27 |
8 |
895 |
No, I'm not putting the heat any higher for you. |
1.2792 |
0.04068 |
154 |
115 |
35 |
4 |
896 |
You know the rules. I'm not reading you a bedtime story until you get back under the bed. |
1.2792 |
0.04272 |
154 |
117 |
31 |
6 |
897 |
I don't care what your brother told you, you weren't adopted, you were cloned. |
1.2786 |
0.04309 |
140 |
105 |
31 |
4 |
898 |
Thanks for shushing the neighbor’s Bichon Frisé.” |
1.2786 |
0.04653 |
140 |
108 |
25 |
7 |
899 |
But son, you are different from the other children. Next time just say to the bullies "sticks and stones may break my bones"...... and then go eat them. |
1.2786 |
0.04762 |
140 |
109 |
23 |
8 |
900 |
When I finish this chapter, we’ll look for your squeaky toy. |
1.2781 |
0.04619 |
151 |
118 |
24 |
9 |
901 |
Are you sure you want me to read to the end of Buzzy the Comet? You had a hard time going to sleep last time. |
1.2778 |
0.04247 |
180 |
141 |
28 |
11 |
902 |
Honey! Your turn to take the dragon out! |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
903 |
Alright, I'll read you one more bedtime story if you promise not to eat me. |
1.2775 |
0.04127 |
173 |
133 |
32 |
8 |
904 |
Not tonight, I have a headache. |
1.2774 |
0.04345 |
155 |
119 |
29 |
7 |
905 |
No, no, you misheard me. I didn't call you, I said this story is boring and seems to drag on. |
1.2774 |
0.04441 |
155 |
120 |
27 |
8 |
906 |
Tyler! What have you been feeding your pet iguana? |
1.2773 |
0.04611 |
119 |
89 |
27 |
3 |
907 |
It’s just a theory. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
908 |
This isn't going to be the story about the meteor is it? |
1.2771 |
0.04326 |
166 |
129 |
28 |
9 |
909 |
You're here for book club I hope. |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
910 |
Oh! I didn’t hear you come in! |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
911 |
Well, I don't know—how do you feel about intrusive magical realism? |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
912 |
I swear the magic spell said wizard. |
1.2767 |
0.04080 |
159 |
120 |
34 |
5 |
913 |
No,no! I didn’t say they KILLED the fire-eating dragon! He’s just taking a long nap. It’s okay, Puff! |
1.2767 |
0.04542 |
159 |
125 |
24 |
10 |
914 |
USE THE MONSTER-FLAP! |
1.2766 |
0.04838 |
141 |
111 |
21 |
9 |
915 |
I told you our nephew was spending the night. Now, get back under that bed and go to sleep. |
1.2765 |
0.04172 |
170 |
131 |
31 |
8 |
916 |
When the elephant in the room is a dinosaur does it mean I’m THAT old? |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
917 |
Who's a good chupacabradoodle? |
1.2763 |
0.04778 |
152 |
121 |
20 |
11 |
918 |
No, thats not what Architectural Digest means. |
1.2763 |
0.04298 |
152 |
116 |
30 |
6 |
919 |
Yes, there's a dragon on the cover, but I assure you it's mostly about people. |
1.2763 |
0.04496 |
152 |
118 |
26 |
8 |
920 |
There’s no such thing as a knight in shining armor who hides under your bed. |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
921 |
Let me guess, your bowl is empty. |
1.2761 |
0.04418 |
134 |
101 |
29 |
4 |
922 |
How’s the juice cleanse going, Honey? |
1.2761 |
0.04900 |
134 |
105 |
21 |
8 |
923 |
Oops. Did I forget to feed you? |
1.2761 |
0.04665 |
134 |
103 |
25 |
6 |
924 |
We should do something about your overbite. |
1.2759 |
0.04536 |
145 |
112 |
26 |
7 |
925 |
You had your elk, now what? |
1.2759 |
0.04641 |
145 |
113 |
24 |
8 |
926 |
The princess was delicious, and the dragon lived happily ever after. |
1.2759 |
0.04429 |
145 |
111 |
28 |
6 |
927 |
You'd like it, the husband's a total monster. |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
928 |
There's something under my bed. |
1.2756 |
0.04566 |
127 |
96 |
27 |
4 |
929 |
Yes, I'll read you a story, and no, you can't sit on my lap. |
1.2754 |
0.03767 |
167 |
124 |
40 |
3 |
930 |
Fine. You get the leash, I'll fetch the shovel. |
1.2752 |
0.04652 |
149 |
117 |
23 |
9 |
931 |
It just scares me that you're so nearsighted. |
1.2752 |
0.04936 |
149 |
120 |
17 |
12 |
932 |
I miss the days when you could sleep snugly under my bed. |
1.2752 |
0.04748 |
149 |
118 |
21 |
10 |
933 |
What did you eat earlier?! |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
934 |
I'm guessing you are Martha's attempt at an April Fools prank? |
1.2749 |
0.04067 |
171 |
131 |
33 |
7 |
935 |
Oh, sorry, Puff! Next time I’ll change the ending. |
1.2749 |
0.04067 |
171 |
131 |
33 |
7 |
936 |
Brush your teeth. |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
937 |
Okay, one more story about defenseless herbivores and then it's time for bed. |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
938 |
Here to replace the monkey on my back? |
1.2746 |
0.04596 |
142 |
110 |
25 |
7 |
939 |
I'll let you out in a minute. |
1.2746 |
0.04486 |
142 |
109 |
27 |
6 |
940 |
We're gonna need a bigger couch. |
1.2745 |
0.04470 |
153 |
119 |
26 |
8 |
941 |
Book club meets tomorrow |
1.2745 |
0.04565 |
153 |
120 |
24 |
9 |
942 |
And Jackie Paper became a man, and moved with his dragon to a place called Honah Lee, where they lived happily ever after. |
1.2745 |
0.04470 |
153 |
119 |
26 |
8 |
943 |
You're right. We need to talk. |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
944 |
No, I promise. There are no monsters in this story. |
1.2745 |
0.04565 |
153 |
120 |
24 |
9 |
945 |
I'm calling an orthodontist. |
1.2745 |
0.04273 |
153 |
117 |
30 |
6 |
946 |
Please, just one more bedtime story and I'll go. |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
947 |
Reptile brain? It was a figure of speech, Susan, nothing more! |
1.2744 |
0.04266 |
164 |
127 |
29 |
8 |
948 |
You’re the villain. Again. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
949 |
MAGA home delivery... |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
950 |
I think I might prefer the elephant in the room. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
951 |
Who said a gila monster was less trouble than a puppy? |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
952 |
No offense, but I preferred the elephant! |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
953 |
You're not allowed on the furniture. |
1.2740 |
0.04403 |
146 |
112 |
28 |
6 |
954 |
It's just a story. Nobody really lives happily ever after at your expense. |
1.2740 |
0.04183 |
146 |
110 |
32 |
4 |
955 |
If I read this story again, do you promise not to try and fall asleep on my lap |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
956 |
Why did my wife let you in? |
1.2739 |
0.04748 |
157 |
126 |
19 |
12 |
957 |
… and Godzilla and King Kong lived happily ever after. |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
958 |
I guess you aren’t the elephant |
1.2738 |
0.04023 |
168 |
128 |
34 |
6 |
959 |
I think I’m going to sneeze. |
1.2734 |
0.05048 |
128 |
101 |
19 |
8 |
960 |
Let’s see if we can find a story where the dragon makes new friends. |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
961 |
Wait, I'll switch to canned food! |
1.2734 |
0.04544 |
139 |
107 |
26 |
6 |
962 |
I have to pee. |
1.2733 |
0.04526 |
150 |
117 |
25 |
8 |
963 |
You just missed the elephant in the room |
1.2733 |
0.04624 |
150 |
118 |
23 |
9 |
964 |
It’s a prehistoric history story. You will not like the ending. |
1.2733 |
0.04720 |
150 |
119 |
21 |
10 |
965 |
Have you seen my glasses? |
1.2727 |
0.04674 |
143 |
112 |
23 |
8 |
966 |
So, you're the surprise ending! |
1.2727 |
0.04458 |
143 |
110 |
27 |
6 |
967 |
Sorry, I'm a cat person. |
1.2727 |
0.04778 |
143 |
113 |
21 |
9 |
968 |
Please tell me you're a vegetarian. |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
969 |
Where am I going to find a plastic bag big enough? |
1.2727 |
0.05055 |
132 |
105 |
18 |
9 |
970 |
Once upon a time, about 55 million years ago, there was a big bad comet... |
1.2727 |
0.04066 |
176 |
136 |
32 |
8 |
971 |
Don’t worry. Chris Pratt can’t hurt you here. |
1.2721 |
0.04377 |
147 |
113 |
28 |
6 |
972 |
Okay. First, go brush your teeth then I will read you a story. |
1.2721 |
0.04485 |
136 |
104 |
27 |
5 |
973 |
The reviewer said the characters would leap off the page. |
1.2721 |
0.04485 |
136 |
104 |
27 |
5 |
974 |
It's a fine book, but people still don't see you as a novelist. |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
975 |
'Beowolf' may not have been the best choice. |
1.2720 |
0.04597 |
125 |
95 |
26 |
4 |
976 |
No, no, no, 'slay' has a different meaning in modern parlance. |
1.2716 |
0.04552 |
162 |
129 |
22 |
11 |
977 |
Then the giant asteroid hit! Kaboom!! And the rest is history.... |
1.2716 |
0.04202 |
162 |
125 |
30 |
7 |
978 |
If it'll make you feel better, Godzilla eats Scarlett and Rhett and lives happily ever after. |
1.2715 |
0.04500 |
151 |
118 |
25 |
8 |
979 |
I'm not gonna do the voices though, okay? |
1.2714 |
0.04738 |
140 |
110 |
22 |
8 |
980 |
What do you mean, you're more afraid of me? |
1.2714 |
0.04161 |
140 |
105 |
32 |
3 |
981 |
I’m not in the mood. |
1.2714 |
0.04845 |
140 |
111 |
20 |
9 |
982 |
And the prince was eaten. The End. Now it's bedtime. |
1.2714 |
0.04516 |
140 |
108 |
26 |
6 |
983 |
Oh. Sorry. Did I turn the page before you finished it? |
1.2713 |
0.04505 |
129 |
98 |
27 |
4 |
984 |
Walkies after Daddy finishes his chapter, ok? |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
985 |
We have to do something about your breath... |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
986 |
I take it that you’ve already eaten the elephant in the room. |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
987 |
I'm told it's a good read, but it doesn't end well for the dragon. |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
118 |
32 |
5 |
988 |
Clifford- The Big Red Dog is NOT a cook book. |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
989 |
And then the dragon ate the hero because any other ending would be mere fantasy. |
1.2708 |
0.04540 |
144 |
112 |
25 |
7 |
990 |
That chapter about you? OK...I'll read it to you again! |
1.2708 |
0.04320 |
144 |
110 |
29 |
5 |
991 |
I'm going to venture a guess that you had a bad day at the office. |
1.2707 |
0.04417 |
133 |
101 |
28 |
4 |
992 |
... and they lived happily ever after. Go to sleep, now. |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
993 |
You know I don’t like it when you read over my shoulder like that” |
1.2707 |
0.04544 |
133 |
102 |
26 |
5 |
994 |
I'm not reading you anymore until you brush your teeth |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
995 |
For the last time, there is no small, adorable child under your bed! |
1.2704 |
0.04342 |
159 |
124 |
27 |
8 |
996 |
Be sure to brush your teeth. |
1.2703 |
0.04244 |
148 |
113 |
30 |
5 |
997 |
You just went out and burned down Tokyo two hours ago. |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
998 |
I don't think he wants to cuddle, Marge. |
1.2699 |
0.04179 |
163 |
126 |
30 |
7 |
999 |
Honey, another literary monster leapt off the page. |
1.2699 |
0.04088 |
163 |
125 |
32 |
6 |
1000 |
I just fed you. |
1.2695 |
0.04374 |
141 |
108 |
28 |
5 |
1001 |
Search continues for contaminated GM pet food. |
1.2695 |
0.04374 |
141 |
108 |
28 |
5 |
1002 |
No, I cannot take you back to the dentist! You ate him! |
1.2695 |
0.04284 |
167 |
131 |
27 |
9 |
1003 |
Brontobibliophilesaurus |
1.2692 |
0.04858 |
130 |
102 |
21 |
7 |
1004 |
This is Beowulf. Grendel is still on the shelf. |
1.2690 |
0.04374 |
171 |
136 |
24 |
11 |
1005 |
And after he eats the evil prince, the brave monster and the beautiful princess live happily ever after. |
1.2690 |
0.04617 |
145 |
114 |
23 |
8 |
1006 |
Yes, Mother? |
1.2688 |
0.04409 |
160 |
126 |
25 |
9 |
1007 |
I know the end is near, but I insist on starting from the beginning. |
1.2688 |
0.03836 |
160 |
120 |
37 |
3 |
1008 |
Just let me finish three more pages and I'll take you for a walk. |
1.2687 |
0.04389 |
134 |
102 |
28 |
4 |
1009 |
Do these arms look short and not very functional to you? |
1.2687 |
0.04637 |
134 |
104 |
24 |
6 |
1010 |
Dad... I think there's a kid under my bed |
1.2685 |
0.04530 |
149 |
117 |
24 |
8 |
1011 |
Nope. I’ve been skipping right to the pages with the claw marks. |
1.2683 |
0.04770 |
123 |
95 |
23 |
5 |
1012 |
I can still hear you breathing |
1.2683 |
0.04333 |
164 |
129 |
26 |
9 |
1013 |
I missed you too, a lot. Mom and dad made me flush you down the toilet. |
1.2681 |
0.04661 |
138 |
108 |
23 |
7 |
1014 |
Could you crawl back under the bed until I finish this chapter. |
1.2679 |
0.04177 |
168 |
131 |
29 |
8 |
1015 |
Look, I'm as concerned as you are, but it definitely says "extinct" |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1016 |
What is it, boy? Timmy's down the tar pits? |
1.2672 |
0.05525 |
116 |
94 |
13 |
9 |
1017 |
I filed my tax return last week. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1018 |
If you keep bothering me, I won't let you watch Godzilla! |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1019 |
You wouldn't happen to know what happened to the elephant in the room, would you? |
1.2672 |
0.05177 |
131 |
106 |
15 |
10 |
1020 |
It’s just a story Rex, the meteor isn’t real. |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1021 |
Please do not sneeze. |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
1022 |
I told you, first we're going to The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Look-See session and then, if there's still time, you can roam the earth until extinction. |
1.2671 |
0.04725 |
161 |
131 |
17 |
13 |
1023 |
Cuddle up and I'll read you your bedtime story. |
1.2667 |
0.03986 |
180 |
140 |
32 |
8 |
1024 |
For the last time, you may not sit on the couch! |
1.2667 |
0.04698 |
150 |
120 |
20 |
10 |
1025 |
You can destroy the city when I finish reading. |
1.2667 |
0.04045 |
165 |
127 |
32 |
6 |
1026 |
I can’t just keep reading the love scenes. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1027 |
..my night light went out… |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
1028 |
No, Clifford is not bigger, or redder than you. |
1.2667 |
0.04504 |
150 |
118 |
24 |
8 |
1029 |
Gotta go pee? |
1.2663 |
0.04220 |
184 |
147 |
25 |
12 |
1030 |
The end might break your heart but please don't sigh! |
1.2662 |
0.04326 |
154 |
120 |
27 |
7 |
1031 |
Go read your own book. |
1.2662 |
0.04401 |
139 |
107 |
27 |
5 |
1032 |
I always wondered what it was like to stay at the Godzilla-themed hotel in Japan. |
1.2659 |
0.03922 |
173 |
133 |
34 |
6 |
1033 |
Down boy! Dinner isn't until 5. |
1.2658 |
0.04155 |
158 |
122 |
30 |
6 |
1034 |
First digest the wife and kids, then we'll go for a walk. |
1.2658 |
0.04702 |
158 |
128 |
18 |
12 |
1035 |
Would Tennessee Williams approve of your aggressiveness? |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
1036 |
It’s raining. No walkies today. |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1037 |
People tell me I have a vivid imagination. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1038 |
I keep telling you, St. George isn't under your bed. Now go back to sleep. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1039 |
Is this a new take on the elephant in the room? |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
1040 |
I really hope I’m wearing my AR goggles right now! |
1.2655 |
0.04536 |
113 |
85 |
26 |
2 |
1041 |
I already told you! You need a breath mint. |
1.2655 |
0.05031 |
113 |
88 |
20 |
5 |
1042 |
How they taste is not the point - the princess is not a metaphor for lunch. |
1.2654 |
0.04360 |
162 |
128 |
25 |
9 |
1043 |
It's time to brush your teeth and go to bed. |
1.2654 |
0.04360 |
162 |
128 |
25 |
9 |
1044 |
Not another walk, buddy! I threw my back out cleaning up after you the last time. |
1.2653 |
0.04858 |
147 |
119 |
17 |
11 |
1045 |
Deep breaths, sweetie. I said ‘meatier’, not ‘meteor’. |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1046 |
Dinner time, you're up |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1047 |
You can read it after I'm done |
1.2652 |
0.04416 |
132 |
101 |
27 |
4 |
1048 |
Don't believe that paleontology book, they make up everything |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
1049 |
It says your'e extinct. |
1.2650 |
0.04605 |
117 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1050 |
I see you’re also into prehistorical fiction. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1051 |
You're in my spot |
1.2650 |
0.04605 |
117 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1052 |
Honestly, I don’t know what’s less believable—you or this dialogue. |
1.2649 |
0.04275 |
151 |
117 |
28 |
6 |
1053 |
Glad to see the implants are holding |
1.2647 |
0.04205 |
136 |
103 |
30 |
3 |
1054 |
This is the last time I visit Australia! |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
1055 |
My wife will be home shortly, and her rule is no monsters in the living room. |
1.2647 |
0.04457 |
136 |
105 |
26 |
5 |
1056 |
Did you use your litterbox like I told you? |
1.2647 |
0.04333 |
136 |
104 |
28 |
4 |
1057 |
Story’s over! Time to get back under the bed. |
1.2645 |
0.04584 |
155 |
124 |
21 |
10 |
1058 |
Honey bad news about the missing hamster. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
1059 |
Go ask your mother. |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1060 |
Yeah, well, whose idea was it to eat the TV? |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1061 |
Where's the elephant? Did you eat the elephant? |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1062 |
But we just went walkies! |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1063 |
Then, seemingly from nowhere, a meteor streaked across the sky! |
1.2642 |
0.03935 |
159 |
121 |
34 |
4 |
1064 |
It’s not just your breath |
1.2639 |
0.04180 |
144 |
110 |
30 |
4 |
1065 |
Can’t you see I’m busy? Be a good monster and go torment the neighborhood children. |
1.2638 |
0.04248 |
163 |
128 |
27 |
8 |
1066 |
I asked you if you needed to go out before I sat down. |
1.2638 |
0.04423 |
163 |
130 |
23 |
10 |
1067 |
When my friend said she ‘devoured’ this book, I think it was hyperbole. |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
1068 |
Don’t worry, Stephen King didn’t use your real name. |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1069 |
What the hell? You were just a few inches when I dropped you in the water. |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1070 |
I'll read you the bedtime story after you put your pajamas on. |
1.2635 |
0.04326 |
148 |
115 |
27 |
6 |
1071 |
Be patient. The Pleistocene is covered in the next chapter. |
1.2635 |
0.04219 |
148 |
114 |
29 |
5 |
1072 |
Can you wait until I finish this chapter? |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1073 |
Your breath is horrible. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1074 |
You did what? - where? |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1075 |
Now this is a graphic novel. |
1.2632 |
0.04834 |
114 |
88 |
22 |
4 |
1076 |
Sorry to intrude, but I’m looking for the SciFi book club meeting. |
1.2632 |
0.04671 |
114 |
87 |
24 |
3 |
1077 |
Um...... you did your nails? |
1.2632 |
0.04761 |
133 |
105 |
21 |
7 |
1078 |
I'm sorry, Marge, but I'm still not ready for you to meet mother. |
1.2632 |
0.04352 |
152 |
119 |
26 |
7 |
1079 |
Not now Trump, go to your people with those monster lies! |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1080 |
...the end. Now go to sleep, and stop complaining about a scary child on top of your bed. |
1.2628 |
0.04372 |
156 |
123 |
25 |
8 |
1081 |
Don't worry. Godzilla triumphs in the end. |
1.2628 |
0.04889 |
137 |
110 |
18 |
9 |
1082 |
It’s not dinner time yet. We’re on daylight savings time now. We go through this every year. |
1.2627 |
0.05167 |
118 |
94 |
17 |
7 |
1083 |
Sorry, it's "Bleak House", not "Where the Wild Things Are". |
1.2624 |
0.04461 |
141 |
110 |
25 |
6 |
1084 |
Honey ! Your mother is giving me that look again ! |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1085 |
Don't be scared, it's just a story. |
1.2623 |
0.04478 |
122 |
93 |
26 |
3 |
1086 |
What's with the move to vegetarianism? |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1087 |
It’s non fiction. I don’t think you would like it. |
1.2623 |
0.04627 |
122 |
94 |
24 |
4 |
1088 |
And then Puff the Magic Dragon sadly slipped into his cage. Time for bed. |
1.2623 |
0.05180 |
122 |
98 |
16 |
8 |
1089 |
“Again? I just checked. There’s no monsters under your bed! Now go to back to sleep!” |
1.2622 |
0.04044 |
164 |
127 |
31 |
6 |
1090 |
You've had three walks in the last two hours. |
1.2622 |
0.03951 |
164 |
126 |
33 |
5 |
1091 |
You’re supposed to be in bed! |
1.2621 |
0.04487 |
145 |
114 |
24 |
7 |
1092 |
Will you please get back in this book? |
1.2621 |
0.04696 |
145 |
116 |
20 |
9 |
1093 |
Okay, one more story and then it's back under the bed with you. |
1.2621 |
0.04155 |
145 |
111 |
30 |
4 |
1094 |
What year is it? |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
1095 |
Well, thank you for the spoiler Mr. Rex |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1096 |
No, there isn't a child under your bed. |
1.2617 |
0.04194 |
149 |
115 |
29 |
5 |
1097 |
Are you some kind of "spoiler?" |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1098 |
Ok, just one more chapter, and then it’s off to bed with you! |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1099 |
Don’t worry, “How to Exorcise Your Demons” is metaphorical. |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1100 |
I'm afraid history is not going in your favor. |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1101 |
Okay, one more story. Then you have to go to bed. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1102 |
I’ll take you for a walk, but you have to clean-up after yourself. |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
1103 |
Does the princess leave the dragon? |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1104 |
Suddenly, a ball of fire in the sky… |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1105 |
And just in the nick of time, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson used his anti-mater trebuchet to deflect the evil asteroid and everyone lived happily ever after... |
1.2606 |
0.04434 |
142 |
111 |
25 |
6 |
1106 |
Honey, any chance you were playing around with that toxic waste sample I brought home from the office? |
1.2603 |
0.04667 |
146 |
117 |
20 |
9 |
1107 |
No, actually it’s quite supportive of wild things. |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1108 |
Who left the door open? |
1.2600 |
0.03949 |
150 |
114 |
33 |
3 |
1109 |
No, the book isn't scary. You'll be fine. |
1.2600 |
0.04480 |
150 |
119 |
23 |
8 |
1110 |
Why is it every time I crack open Where the Wild Things Are...? |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1111 |
No, we can’t go see Godzilla tonight. |
1.2597 |
0.04202 |
154 |
120 |
28 |
6 |
1112 |
I'm sure they'll be ok at the end. |
1.2595 |
0.04279 |
131 |
100 |
28 |
3 |
1113 |
Damn, that thawing Artic ice! |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1114 |
Oh, I didn't hear you knock. |
1.2595 |
0.04279 |
131 |
100 |
28 |
3 |
1115 |
The doctor did not mention any side effects like this! |
1.2595 |
0.04545 |
131 |
102 |
24 |
5 |
1116 |
I CAN'T tell you how it ends; I haven't finished it yet |
1.2595 |
0.04034 |
158 |
122 |
31 |
5 |
1117 |
For a fictional character, your breath is truly revolting. |
1.2593 |
0.04427 |
162 |
130 |
22 |
10 |
1118 |
You can have the book when I'm done |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1119 |
You’re so vain. I’ll bet you think this book is about you. |
1.2593 |
0.05323 |
108 |
86 |
16 |
6 |
1120 |
I TOLD you if you ate one more neighbor, there would be no "Good Night, Moon" for a month! |
1.2593 |
0.04698 |
135 |
107 |
21 |
7 |
1121 |
I just let you out five minutes ago! |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1122 |
No more. Time for nighty-night. |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
1123 |
Go away. I haven't reached the chapter on the subconscious yet. |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
1124 |
And the sleepy monster closed its eyes and went to sleep. The end. |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1125 |
Welcome to extinction’s waiting room. The Creator will be with you shortly. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
1126 |
Ok I see it now. It's just an eyelash. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1127 |
No, I'm not going to skip to the last page so you can see how it ends. What's your hurry? You think a meteor is going to strike? |
1.2587 |
0.04177 |
143 |
110 |
29 |
4 |
1128 |
Enough with the bedtime story, time for extinction. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1129 |
Honey, what kind of dog did you say this was? |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1130 |
Does the fact that you're not extinct after all mean I'm about to be? |
1.2585 |
0.04106 |
147 |
113 |
30 |
4 |
1131 |
No, it's "nighty-night" time now. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
1132 |
Clarg, you know I hate when you scare me beyond all reason while I'm reading. I don't mind harboring an intergalactic fugitive as long as this house remains a home. |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
1133 |
Then the mean old caveman tried to run away but still tasted very good. |
1.2583 |
0.04506 |
120 |
92 |
25 |
3 |
1134 |
Go brush them again. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
1135 |
There’s no scary child under your bed. Go back to sleep |
1.2583 |
0.04251 |
151 |
118 |
27 |
6 |
1136 |
Sorry, I'm already consumed by this book. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1137 |
In my living room, that is where the wild things are. |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1138 |
No, you can’t sit on my lap- I’m reading. Go play in the yard. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1139 |
Hold on there! Let me devour this book first. |
1.2579 |
0.04110 |
159 |
124 |
29 |
6 |
1140 |
I warned you it was a scary story. |
1.2578 |
0.04606 |
128 |
100 |
23 |
5 |
1141 |
No Rexy! No goat snacks! |
1.2578 |
0.04738 |
128 |
101 |
21 |
6 |
1142 |
For the last time, I'm not gonna do the voices |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
1143 |
"Room for both. Scooch in." |
1.2577 |
0.03949 |
163 |
126 |
32 |
5 |
1144 |
I'll come look, but I'm sure there's not an asteroid under your bed. |
1.2577 |
0.04571 |
163 |
133 |
18 |
12 |
1145 |
For the last time, no more stories until you stop eating the neighbors. |
1.2576 |
0.04884 |
132 |
106 |
18 |
8 |
1146 |
But I have to go out NOW!!!!! |
1.2576 |
0.04884 |
132 |
106 |
18 |
8 |
1147 |
What do you mean, “dog tastes better than they say”? |
1.2576 |
0.04764 |
132 |
105 |
20 |
7 |
1148 |
What is it Rex? Is that little girl next door bothering you again? |
1.2576 |
0.04385 |
132 |
102 |
26 |
4 |
1149 |
Are you coming to bed? |
1.2574 |
0.04549 |
136 |
107 |
23 |
6 |
1150 |
OMG! The characters really do pop off the pages. |
1.2574 |
0.04549 |
136 |
107 |
23 |
6 |
1151 |
No, you can’t get on the couch. |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
1152 |
I was never bothered by the elephant in the room either. |
1.2571 |
0.04687 |
140 |
112 |
20 |
8 |
1153 |
I don't fit under the bed. |
1.2571 |
0.05418 |
105 |
84 |
15 |
6 |
1154 |
Ok buddy, Dadzilla will read one more chapter, then off to bed. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1155 |
Yes, poor Jane Eyre has a rough go at the start, but believe me, it gets better for her. |
1.2571 |
0.04102 |
140 |
107 |
30 |
3 |
1156 |
I haven’t gone to sleep yet. |
1.2569 |
0.04379 |
144 |
113 |
25 |
6 |
1157 |
It’s not you. It’s me. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
1158 |
Sweetheart, you just don't photograph well. You look the same as the day we got married. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
1159 |
Mildred, I think you need to cut back on the growth hormones. |
1.2569 |
0.04152 |
144 |
111 |
29 |
4 |
1160 |
In a few minutes I'll let you out and you can demolish the greater metro area. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1161 |
What was in that new Cat Food? |
1.2568 |
0.04610 |
148 |
119 |
20 |
9 |
1162 |
It's Kong's turn to pick the bedtime story today. |
1.2564 |
0.05172 |
117 |
94 |
16 |
7 |
1163 |
No, reading makes you more interesting, not more flavorful. |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
1164 |
Two words: Tic Tac |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1165 |
I am trying to remember - is that the "I need a walk" look, or the "you look like a yummy meal" look? |
1.2564 |
0.04155 |
156 |
122 |
28 |
6 |
1166 |
Don't you listen to those mean t-rex school yard bullies. You're a handsome iguanadon and don't you forget it! Now who wants a sheep snack?! |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1167 |
I feel like we're not as close, anymore. |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
1168 |
First I am going to feed your mind. |
1.2558 |
0.04956 |
129 |
104 |
17 |
8 |
1169 |
Was I reading aloud again? |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1170 |
May I recommend the neighbor’s dog? |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1171 |
Nope. You don't bring my slippers, I don't bring your food. |
1.2558 |
0.05077 |
129 |
105 |
15 |
9 |
1172 |
You are what you eat so I’m your wife now Tim … deal with it |
1.2556 |
0.04967 |
133 |
108 |
16 |
9 |
1173 |
The suspense is literally making my eyes pop out of my head. |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1174 |
Hey, you agreed that I could read it first! |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1175 |
Do you mind being menacing in the other room? |
1.2555 |
0.04275 |
137 |
106 |
27 |
4 |
1176 |
No, there isnt a child on your bed, go back to sleep. |
1.2555 |
0.04017 |
137 |
104 |
31 |
2 |
1177 |
Every time I sit down with a book, you have to go out. |
1.2552 |
0.04241 |
145 |
113 |
27 |
5 |
1178 |
Sorry, but “Tyrannosaurus in the room” does not have the same ring to it. |
1.2550 |
0.04275 |
149 |
117 |
26 |
6 |
1179 |
And they call me a dinosaur |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1180 |
Calm down. There are no humans on top of your bed. |
1.2547 |
0.05697 |
106 |
87 |
11 |
8 |
1181 |
Don’t worry Fido, the doc says we’re next. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1182 |
You're past curfew. |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
1183 |
I get it, honey. You're Hangry. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1184 |
It's the Yearling, and you'll cry |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1185 |
I knew you were here but do you have to breathe on me? |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1186 |
We can't go for a walk--there's a meteor coming. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1187 |
Stop your whining. You know how much your braces are gonna cost. |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
1188 |
Please go ask your mother. |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
1189 |
I don't think you're being a bridezilla, Darcy, but you probably could have found a nicer way to say you don't want sunflowers in the centerpieces. |
1.2538 |
0.04673 |
130 |
103 |
21 |
6 |
1190 |
Is someone hungry? |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
1191 |
Ralph, hoping for a quiet evening at home alone, looked up to discover that his childhood demons could come back to haunt him. |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
1192 |
This is what I get for buying a house off of God-Zillow |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1193 |
I don't know if you want to hear a story about a big asteroid approaching the earth? |
1.2535 |
0.04406 |
142 |
112 |
24 |
6 |
1194 |
Calm down! Beauty and the Beast do hook up in the end. |
1.2535 |
0.04734 |
142 |
115 |
18 |
9 |
1195 |
Are you my mommy? |
1.2535 |
0.04173 |
142 |
110 |
28 |
4 |
1196 |
Would you prefer an audiobook? |
1.2534 |
0.04326 |
146 |
115 |
25 |
6 |
1197 |
I thought my daughter said you were imaginary? |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
1198 |
Well you’re the one who wanted to do Ketamine |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
1199 |
I'm sorry, am I in your seat? |
1.2532 |
0.03969 |
154 |
119 |
31 |
4 |
1200 |
No, you may not eat the couch. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1201 |
I'm busy. Go out and play. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1202 |
Wait, you’re not Jeff Goldblum.. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1203 |
You've made your point about flossing. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1204 |
Sorry, I’m all out of dental floss. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
1205 |
It’s cold outside. Use your litter box. |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1206 |
Don't worry, I think you'll like the Monster at the End of this Book. |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1207 |
I think there’s a monster under my bed. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1208 |
Don't believe the fake news about us being extinct! |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1209 |
For the 100th time, I’m not going to skip to the end. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1210 |
I was hoping to have had more time prior to this confrontation. |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
1211 |
You forgot to brush again didn't you ! |
1.2520 |
0.04996 |
127 |
103 |
16 |
8 |
1212 |
I suppose most people would say that Godzilla is the villain, yes. |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1213 |
Wow, the elephant in the room got an upgrade. |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1214 |
I'm not staying in the closet anymore! |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1215 |
This settles it, Im going to put a bell on you! |
1.2519 |
0.04888 |
131 |
106 |
17 |
8 |
1216 |
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this was your diary |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1217 |
Okay, one more Sendak story, but then you have to go upstairs and terrorize the children. |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
1218 |
Has the dental office reported the hygenist as missing?” |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1219 |
... and frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee. The end. |
1.2519 |
0.04169 |
135 |
104 |
28 |
3 |
1220 |
And all through the house, not a creature was stirr.... |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1221 |
Which politician do I eat next dad? |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1222 |
You’re supposed to be in the closet! |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1223 |
Hey! I spent $60 on this bible. Back off! |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1224 |
Geez, how often do you floss? |
1.2517 |
0.04027 |
143 |
110 |
30 |
3 |
1225 |
You can have it as soon as I'm finished with it. |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
1226 |
Yeah, I’m in your spot. So what? |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
1227 |
Honey, I think it's time for the W-A-L-K... |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
1228 |
Did you look in the fridge? There's gotta be something to eat in this house. |
1.2517 |
0.04512 |
147 |
118 |
21 |
8 |
1229 |
...and the baby T-Rex said, "My little arms are good for everything I need, and he lived happily ever after.' |
1.2517 |
0.04190 |
147 |
115 |
27 |
5 |
1230 |
Your wife told me you were a lawyer . |
1.2517 |
0.04407 |
147 |
117 |
23 |
7 |
1231 |
No, you don’t get a Pride Month—that’s not what we mean by ‘coming out of the closet.’ |
1.2515 |
0.03925 |
163 |
127 |
31 |
5 |
1232 |
Son, take three deep breaths. You are reacting with your reptilian brain. |
1.2500 |
0.04217 |
132 |
102 |
27 |
3 |
1233 |
I’m reading as fast as I can! |
1.2500 |
0.04142 |
136 |
105 |
28 |
3 |
1234 |
OK, OK! Go get your leash while I finish this chapter. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1235 |
This will not be a murder mystery. |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1236 |
Sorry, I was reading. How long were you waiting? |
1.2500 |
0.05201 |
124 |
102 |
13 |
9 |
1237 |
It’s considered a happy ending when Max doesn’t get eaten. |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
1238 |
Well it says right here that you are NOT a carnivore. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1239 |
Someday you’ll be too big to hop up on my lap. But I hope that day never comes. |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
144 |
114 |
24 |
6 |
1240 |
Get into your jammies and I'll read you another bedtime story. |
1.2500 |
0.04272 |
136 |
106 |
26 |
4 |
1241 |
On the count of three, you're going to be extinct. |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1242 |
You looking at me? |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
1243 |
I had no idea the wild things were here. |
1.2500 |
0.05056 |
120 |
97 |
16 |
7 |
1244 |
Who let you out of the book? |
1.2500 |
0.04771 |
120 |
95 |
20 |
5 |
1245 |
It's just an expression, I'm not really a dinosaur. |
1.2500 |
0.04706 |
128 |
102 |
20 |
6 |
1246 |
Hang on, I’m still looking for the one where the dragon wins… |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1247 |
You shaved your moustache! |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1248 |
Yes, it is a scratch and sniff. |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1249 |
Wow! Reading really does unlock your imagination! |
1.2500 |
0.04272 |
136 |
106 |
26 |
4 |
1250 |
Hey, you might wanna let it air out before you go in there. |
1.2500 |
0.04344 |
160 |
129 |
22 |
9 |
1251 |
The Monster, having escaped from under the bed, was terrified by what he found in the living room. |
1.2500 |
0.04091 |
164 |
130 |
27 |
7 |
1252 |
You misheard me. I called out because Im reading the bio of DINAH SHORE! |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1253 |
How would you like it if I violated your personal space? |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1254 |
I’m not another fantasy you can escape in books, Ted. |
1.2500 |
0.04638 |
136 |
109 |
20 |
7 |
1255 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1256 |
When anxiety rears its ugly head. |
1.2484 |
0.04475 |
153 |
124 |
20 |
9 |
1257 |
Sit! Good boy! |
1.2483 |
0.04141 |
149 |
117 |
27 |
5 |
1258 |
And then the hero... uh... missed the monster entirely with her sword. |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
115 |
24 |
6 |
1259 |
Orwellian pastiche. |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
115 |
24 |
6 |
1260 |
How to Train a Dragon |
1.2483 |
0.04213 |
145 |
114 |
26 |
5 |
1261 |
And then the meteor just flew right over, right dad? |
1.2483 |
0.04435 |
145 |
116 |
22 |
7 |
1262 |
No! No more cookies today! |
1.2482 |
0.04289 |
141 |
111 |
25 |
5 |
1263 |
You can bare your teeth all you want Mr. Grumpy Pants, but we're not going for a walk until I finish this chapter. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1264 |
I think you’ll devour this book. |
1.2482 |
0.04244 |
137 |
107 |
26 |
4 |
1265 |
I'm reading right now — we can cuddle later. |
1.2482 |
0.04369 |
137 |
108 |
24 |
5 |
1266 |
You're not due until Chapter Six. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1267 |
But I just took you for a walk. |
1.2482 |
0.04369 |
137 |
108 |
24 |
5 |
1268 |
I always knew my imagination had a flair for the dramatic, but this is next-level theatrics. |
1.2482 |
0.04244 |
137 |
107 |
26 |
4 |
1269 |
This book says you're supposed to have feathers. |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1270 |
Yes, it is a history book. Looks like you have a lot of catching up to do! |
1.2481 |
0.04702 |
133 |
107 |
19 |
7 |
1271 |
I thought it was always the elephant in the room-- |
1.2481 |
0.04702 |
133 |
107 |
19 |
7 |
1272 |
Why do you get this way every time I pick up the climate story book? Are you afraid I won’t like the ending? |
1.2481 |
0.04051 |
133 |
102 |
29 |
2 |
1273 |
'Yes, but representation doesn't mean a) having a dragon in every story or b) that it has to be a good dragon.' |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
1274 |
You're going to love the natural History museum. |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1275 |
I can't take you out for your walk till the neighbor kids are in bed. |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1276 |
Sure you want to listen to the end of Jurassic Park? |
1.2481 |
0.04542 |
129 |
102 |
22 |
5 |
1277 |
Can you believe the kennel told you I’d only be 35 pounds. |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1278 |
Enid…I told you Geoffrey was going to outgrow his tank! |
1.2480 |
0.04198 |
125 |
96 |
27 |
2 |
1279 |
It's "Leviathan." It's a metaphor-political philosophy. It's not always about you. |
1.2480 |
0.04349 |
125 |
97 |
25 |
3 |
1280 |
Okay, I'll skip the part about kissing. Some day, you might not mind it so much. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1281 |
No, I don't think Ozempic is the answer. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1282 |
Yes, the new whitening toothpaste works! |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1283 |
Taking me for a walk? |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1284 |
How did you get out from under Timmy's bed? |
1.2477 |
0.04544 |
109 |
84 |
23 |
2 |
1285 |
I said SIT! |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1286 |
I was here first. Well, in a way, second. |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1287 |
Nightmares aren't real, Billy...now go back to bed. |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1288 |
OK, one more then lights out |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1289 |
It’s called a ‘book,’ an old fashioned reading device that doesn’t require batteries, and many people think that it too is extinct.” |
1.2475 |
0.06037 |
101 |
85 |
7 |
9 |
1290 |
I really hope this is my 3D TV. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1291 |
Let me guess. …you want me to read Jurassic Park again. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1292 |
I'm The Generational Trauma In the Room, the elephant retired. |
1.2467 |
0.04431 |
150 |
121 |
21 |
8 |
1293 |
Honey, ah, what did you feed the Komodo Dragon? |
1.2466 |
0.04513 |
146 |
118 |
20 |
8 |
1294 |
'Monster bestseller' is just an expression. |
1.2466 |
0.04073 |
146 |
114 |
28 |
4 |
1295 |
Stop it! You have to wait until we finish the book to know who the murderer is. |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
1296 |
You're becoming more like your mother every day! |
1.2465 |
0.04600 |
142 |
115 |
19 |
8 |
1297 |
It's okay, you'll be just fine. It was only thunder, not an asteroid. |
1.2464 |
0.04692 |
138 |
112 |
18 |
8 |
1298 |
I already said no. Do you want me to get the meteor? |
1.2464 |
0.04217 |
138 |
108 |
26 |
4 |
1299 |
I called for "Ruff", not "Puff"! |
1.2463 |
0.04549 |
134 |
107 |
21 |
6 |
1300 |
I’m going to finish the book but I promise I won’t buy into the hurtful dragon stereotypes it espouses. |
1.2463 |
0.04424 |
134 |
106 |
23 |
5 |
1301 |
You're extinct. Scram! |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1302 |
I'm not saying it's over. I'm just saying I need some space. |
1.2462 |
0.04095 |
130 |
100 |
28 |
2 |
1303 |
I guess an elephant in the room wasn’t enough for you, so they sent me |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1304 |
Try not to sneeze this time, ok? |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1305 |
Spoiler alert, he's dies at the end. |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1306 |
I understand you're 'unlslayable', but you can't control what others write about you. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1307 |
You really should get that overbite looked at |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1308 |
Don't give me those puppy-dog eyes. You've been gnawing the furniture again, haven't you? |
1.2458 |
0.04652 |
118 |
93 |
21 |
4 |
1309 |
What in holy hell did you do with the elephant? |
1.2458 |
0.04652 |
118 |
93 |
21 |
4 |
1310 |
You'll just have to hold it. I'm entitled to some "my time" too. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
1311 |
No, you haven't come into the story yet. |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1312 |
This is how you want to add spice to our marriage?” |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1313 |
As soon as I finish this chapter we'll go for a walk. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1314 |
get back in the book |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1315 |
I promise monster gets the girl in this one |
1.2452 |
0.04128 |
155 |
123 |
26 |
6 |
1316 |
So, who’s a good boy?! |
1.2451 |
0.05818 |
102 |
85 |
9 |
8 |
1317 |
Reading a paper book ? How prehistoric is that ! |
1.2451 |
0.04712 |
102 |
79 |
21 |
2 |
1318 |
Divorce? Maybe you're right. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
1319 |
Honey, is there something you want to tell me? |
1.2449 |
0.04824 |
98 |
76 |
20 |
2 |
1320 |
Wow! Those AI graphics have really come a long way! |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1321 |
It is a first edition, like you. |
1.2448 |
0.04118 |
143 |
112 |
27 |
4 |
1322 |
Is there something in my teeth? |
1.2448 |
0.04118 |
143 |
112 |
27 |
4 |
1323 |
Don't worry, you save the damsel in the end. |
1.2446 |
0.03934 |
139 |
107 |
30 |
2 |
1324 |
Can’t you see I’m pretending to read? |
1.2446 |
0.04064 |
139 |
108 |
28 |
3 |
1325 |
I read you a story. Now go to bed. |
1.2446 |
0.04548 |
139 |
112 |
20 |
7 |
1326 |
Yes, it's confusing but let's try again. It was the best of times and the worst of times. It can be both. |
1.2446 |
0.04313 |
139 |
110 |
24 |
5 |
1327 |
Sorry, the world is so crazy right now, there’s no time for personal demons. |
1.2444 |
0.04872 |
135 |
111 |
15 |
9 |
1328 |
No. That hairstyle doesn't make you look fat. |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1329 |
Sorry, buddy, this book is for homo sapiens. |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1330 |
And that, Clifford, is how you got your name. |
1.2441 |
0.04289 |
127 |
99 |
25 |
3 |
1331 |
You look different from your description in the book. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1332 |
Those supplements really work. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1333 |
Honey, I’ve already checked three times. There’s no child hiding under the bed! |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1334 |
Goodnight, cow jumping over the moon." |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1335 |
But I read you Maurice Sendak last night. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1336 |
Could I just finish this chapter? |
1.2437 |
0.04460 |
119 |
93 |
23 |
3 |
1337 |
You're getting too big for a bedtime story. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1338 |
This is the chapter with the scary voices. |
1.2436 |
0.03898 |
156 |
122 |
30 |
4 |
1339 |
You want to go out? |
1.2436 |
0.04003 |
156 |
123 |
28 |
5 |
1340 |
Fluffy,back to your crate. |
1.2435 |
0.05326 |
115 |
95 |
12 |
8 |
1341 |
Of Course, I would be happy to read to you |
1.2434 |
0.03960 |
152 |
119 |
29 |
4 |
1342 |
Sorry to hear about your hoard, Harold. Next time, maybe don’t put it all in crypto. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1343 |
Are you a herbivore or carnivore? |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1344 |
You sure you don't want to wait until the movie comes out? |
1.2432 |
0.03666 |
148 |
113 |
34 |
1 |
1345 |
No, I will not look again, Timmy. There are no monsters under your bed! |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1346 |
I just gave you a treat… besides, no new tenants til mañana |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
1347 |
Books are so last epoch |
1.2432 |
0.04286 |
111 |
85 |
25 |
1 |
1348 |
The meteor missed Earth, there was no mass extinction, and the dinosaurs lived happily ever after. |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1349 |
One last story, but there is no child under your bed." |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1350 |
How can you be scared by this story?The dragon is your grandmother. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1351 |
Eating the dog does not mean you get his spot on the couch! |
1.2431 |
0.04543 |
144 |
117 |
19 |
8 |
1352 |
It's too early to go trample though the park. |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1353 |
Maurice sent you?? |
1.2429 |
0.04286 |
140 |
111 |
24 |
5 |
1354 |
You really need to floss more Doris. |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
1355 |
Things don't end well for Smaug. |
1.2429 |
0.04848 |
140 |
116 |
14 |
10 |
1356 |
Stephen King appears to have upped the ante in reader immersion. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1357 |
'Yes, you are big enough, but the elephant metaphor has been around longer.' |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1358 |
Honey, are you sure this thing can’t smell fear? |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1359 |
Yes, I wish he would finish the series too. We all want to know what happens to the dragons." |
1.2426 |
0.04366 |
136 |
108 |
23 |
5 |
1360 |
Okay, okay...this is the last story before bed! |
1.2426 |
0.03974 |
136 |
105 |
29 |
2 |
1361 |
James had to be careful about what he read. His active imagination often brought stories to life. |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
1362 |
Why don’t you just F**k off? |
1.2426 |
0.04839 |
136 |
112 |
15 |
9 |
1363 |
I'm reading "what to expect when baby's teething" |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
1364 |
One more story, but then it is bedtime . |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1365 |
But, Genie, I was asking only for a thesaurus, not a brontosaurus. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1366 |
I’m not calling you a liar, but who else has a tail big enough to destroy the Arch? |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1367 |
Hey, any chance you've seen a massive pile of gold or a princess around here? |
1.2422 |
0.04259 |
128 |
100 |
25 |
3 |
1368 |
You must be here for the play date. Let me get my monster. |
1.2420 |
0.03876 |
157 |
123 |
30 |
4 |
1369 |
Elephants on vacation, am I doing this right? |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1370 |
Easy Puff. It's just a story. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1371 |
Foodchain Anxiety… |
1.2417 |
0.04427 |
120 |
94 |
23 |
3 |
1372 |
Jude, stop feeding our bearded dragon your weirdo collagen supplements." |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1373 |
I know I hallucinate. I don't need you to remind me. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1374 |
Does the dog die? |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1375 |
I preferred when there was an elephant in the room. |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
1376 |
We just went for a walk. |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
1377 |
OK, OK, not "slayed." |
1.2414 |
0.04350 |
116 |
90 |
24 |
2 |
1378 |
No more PetCo delivery people, and that’s final. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1379 |
I would advise you start with The Republic. |
1.2411 |
0.04602 |
141 |
115 |
18 |
8 |
1380 |
You don't actually have to be under the bed-it's figurative. |
1.2411 |
0.03885 |
141 |
109 |
30 |
2 |
1381 |
Yes, it says you’re a herbivore. Why would I lie? |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1382 |
I can’t sleep, there’s a child on top of my bed. |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1383 |
How did you get past the alarm system? |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1384 |
Go back to sleep. I assure you there is no meteor under your bed. |
1.2409 |
0.04694 |
137 |
112 |
17 |
8 |
1385 |
OK, but we only have enough bags for a SHORT rampage. |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1386 |
No, this is actually Bakersfield. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1387 |
Didn't know we could tippy toe, did ya. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1388 |
Voracious reader |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1389 |
I've gotten used to the elephant in the room, but who are you? |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1390 |
Sorry, you die in the first chapter. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1391 |
It's okay. This is only an old story about Scandinavians. They're peaceful now. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1392 |
For the last time No! I’m not your mother! Now go away! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1393 |
These new 4D books are amazing |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1394 |
Spoiler alert. St George wins. |
1.2397 |
0.03545 |
146 |
111 |
35 |
0 |
1395 |
I know it’s unfair that he only included your smaller cousins, but had you had the courage to go up to him, Darwin would have undoubtedly included you. And maybe adjust his thesis. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1396 |
No snacks, it is too close to dinner. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
1397 |
Let me guess! You want ‘Puff, the Magic Dragon’ again! |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1398 |
Help! There's a spider above my bed! |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1399 |
Who are you and what have you done with Fido? |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1400 |
And after squishing the wicked knight our hero, the dragon, ate up the delicious princess... |
1.2396 |
0.04379 |
96 |
73 |
23 |
0 |
1401 |
Honestly, i just finished Kong’s screenplay and it’s better. |
1.2394 |
0.04348 |
142 |
114 |
22 |
6 |
1402 |
How many times do I need to read the line from Little Red Riding Hood, "My, what big teeth you have!"? |
1.2394 |
0.04348 |
142 |
114 |
22 |
6 |
1403 |
As I said, the dragon didn't eat them or burn anything, and everybody was happy. That's how it ends. No, you can't read for yourself. |
1.2394 |
0.04462 |
142 |
115 |
20 |
7 |
1404 |
And then the brave knight slayed the evil dra……… |
1.2394 |
0.04572 |
142 |
116 |
18 |
8 |
1405 |
I wish they could see the side of you that I see. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1406 |
Sorry to break the bad news-you’re extinct! |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1407 |
WOW! This author really makes the page come alive! |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1408 |
OK, I last story, but then you sleep for a thousand years. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1409 |
Says in here you're extinct. Sod off! |
1.2391 |
0.04056 |
138 |
108 |
27 |
3 |
1410 |
Don't be scared Lenny, these are just fictional children |
1.2391 |
0.04430 |
138 |
111 |
21 |
6 |
1411 |
I'm sorry, but you're just too big to fit on my lap anymore. |
1.2391 |
0.04430 |
138 |
111 |
21 |
6 |
1412 |
Let me finish this page, please. |
1.2391 |
0.04775 |
138 |
114 |
15 |
9 |
1413 |
Yes. I was petting another hallucination, but you'll always be my favorite. |
1.2391 |
0.04309 |
138 |
110 |
23 |
5 |
1414 |
I can't wait until you're housebroken. |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
1415 |
At least I don'thave to worry about the elephant in the room |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1416 |
The vet did mention dogs grow up fast but I swear he didn’t mention anything about breathing fire. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1417 |
Honey! You gave the lizard too much steroid. |
1.2388 |
0.04639 |
134 |
109 |
18 |
7 |
1418 |
There are no monsters in your closet, that’s just a mirror. |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1419 |
I owe it all to floss and whiteners. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1420 |
And the kids were...ON TOP OF THE BED! |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
1421 |
No, you can’t watch Jurassic Park again! |
1.2385 |
0.04341 |
130 |
103 |
23 |
4 |
1422 |
It says here you’re a herbivore; is that not the case? |
1.2384 |
0.04172 |
151 |
121 |
24 |
6 |
1423 |
I was thinking chinese. A large hot and sour soup? |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1424 |
You staring like that isn't going to make me read any faster. |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1425 |
Hang on, there’s a completely unexpected plot twist. The dragon eats St. George and lives happily ever after. Sleep tight! |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1426 |
Now go brush your teeth |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1427 |
I'll get the leash but you'll have to pick up after yourself. |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
1428 |
Not to worry! It’s just fiction. |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
1429 |
You can figure it out on your own; the plugger is beside the toilet |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1430 |
I told you you weren't in the Bible" |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1431 |
What time is dinner? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1432 |
It's only a fairy tale. Don't be scared. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1433 |
No! Bad! Bad dragon! No biscuit. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1434 |
I'm not going to read you Red Fish Blue Fish again. You drool all over the book |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1435 |
Have you ever seen an asteroid? I haven't. Now, back to bed! |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1436 |
No, you can’t have fresh meat for dinner ‘just this once.’ |
1.2376 |
0.05655 |
101 |
84 |
10 |
7 |
1437 |
Hell no, I will not pull your finger!!! |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1438 |
We'll go back to Honali when I grow up, awright? |
1.2374 |
0.04744 |
139 |
115 |
15 |
9 |
1439 |
I thought the cat ate you two years ago. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1440 |
Sorry, it was rough week, you’ll have to have the wild rumpus without me. |
1.2373 |
0.05202 |
118 |
98 |
12 |
8 |
1441 |
I have told you over and over, son, there were no orthodontists when you were young. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1442 |
Did you eat the elephant? |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
1443 |
Can I borrow your toothbrush? |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1444 |
I told you, I won’t dog ear it |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1445 |
Ten more pages and you can eat this one." |
1.2365 |
0.04108 |
148 |
118 |
25 |
5 |
1446 |
C'mon! I alreaady fed you today. Go back to your box! |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1447 |
I can't walk you now, I'm out of poop bags. |
1.2362 |
0.04803 |
127 |
104 |
16 |
7 |
1448 |
I was just reading about you. You're extinct. |
1.2362 |
0.04535 |
127 |
102 |
20 |
5 |
1449 |
I’m sorry. But it says here that you don’t exist anymore |
1.2362 |
0.04535 |
127 |
102 |
20 |
5 |
1450 |
This is Proust: do you know what you're getting yourself into? |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1451 |
Go away! I am expecting an elephant. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1452 |
How many times do I have to tell you? You are not a lap monster!! |
1.2361 |
0.04062 |
144 |
114 |
26 |
4 |
1453 |
The evil knight thus vanquished, the princess married the dragon, and they lived happily ever after. |
1.2358 |
0.05454 |
106 |
88 |
11 |
7 |
1454 |
You’re supposed to wait until I’m asleep! |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1455 |
Get back in your book! |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1456 |
Have you seen my wife? |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1457 |
It’s called ‘The Hobbit’ and I don’t think you’d like it. |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
1458 |
Brutus, I told you the story you wanted to read was to scary. Now please go back to bed, and I'll be right in to rub your back and sing Soft Kitty. |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
1459 |
Am I in this one? |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
1460 |
What? I walked you during the Cretaceous. |
1.2357 |
0.04132 |
140 |
111 |
25 |
4 |
1461 |
Ok! Ok! "... and the monster, his belly full of frightened children, lived happily ever after." |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1462 |
For the last time, go talk to your mother! |
1.2353 |
0.04205 |
136 |
108 |
24 |
4 |
1463 |
Puff, lay off the smokes. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1464 |
Hey, welcome, I’ve just been reading about your ancestors |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1465 |
…and the kindly man and the giant lizard lived happily ever after. |
1.2353 |
0.04333 |
136 |
109 |
22 |
5 |
1466 |
Wait a minute, what happened to the Elephant? |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1467 |
That’s right, rodent control sent me, now please let me check behind the couch! |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1468 |
Sorry, I got that wrong. "And then the monster lived happily ever after." |
1.2353 |
0.04074 |
136 |
107 |
26 |
3 |
1469 |
It doesn't end well |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1470 |
Get your leash while I finish this chapter. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1471 |
Grr, dinasorrr!” Is it funny? |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1472 |
Oh I hung up the wolf suit years ago, but yes, it’s true, at one time your grandparents did crown me ‘king of the wild things’. |
1.2353 |
0.05162 |
119 |
99 |
12 |
8 |
1473 |
I may have eaten the giant elephant in the room. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1474 |
I shouldn't have eaten all those shrooms |
1.2348 |
0.04793 |
132 |
109 |
15 |
8 |
1475 |
OK, just one more story but then you have to become extinct. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1476 |
I suppose you're right, all these stories do center the perspectives of knights and damsels. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1477 |
You're not getting a second dessert. Go to bed. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1478 |
Sorry, this is historic not prehistoric. |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1479 |
No, the dragon doesn't get the girl in the end. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1480 |
Spoiler alert, they all die in the end. |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1481 |
Honey, I still think our vet got the breed of 'Lizzy' wrong. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1482 |
Oh, I'm sorry, were you sitting here? |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1483 |
Tacos for dinner? |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
1484 |
Don't worry—I won't die for a very, very long time, and you don't even exist. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1485 |
Oh NOW you're in the mood. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1486 |
We just checked ten minutes ago - there aren't any meteor showers in your closet |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1487 |
So you DO want to watch Top Chef? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1488 |
So the beautiful monster lived happily ever after the very moment he turned vegan. |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1489 |
Please don’t scratch the carpet. |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1490 |
where is this elephant? |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1491 |
Need a tissue? |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1492 |
It says here that you're extinct. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1493 |
No more bedtime stories tonight. |
1.2336 |
0.04319 |
107 |
83 |
23 |
1 |
1494 |
So, you heard nothing when Dr. Steinmetz told you to respect my boundaries? |
1.2336 |
0.03773 |
137 |
106 |
30 |
1 |
1495 |
Edith - I barely recognised you - have you done something with your hair? |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
1496 |
No, I’m not going to read the story about the scary boy on top of your bed again or you won’t be able to sleep. |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
1497 |
And then the little boy came out from under the bed and he was so delicious… |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
1498 |
It says here the Mesozoic. M-E-S-O-Z-O-I-C. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1499 |
No, I don't think Max will ever come back. |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1500 |
But it's only one day overdue! |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1501 |
You want another story before bedtime?" |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1502 |
That's not quite what I meant by "the characters jump off the page." |
1.2331 |
0.04118 |
133 |
105 |
25 |
3 |
1503 |
are you sure ? it's a little scary. |
1.2331 |
0.04118 |
133 |
105 |
25 |
3 |
1504 |
These personal development books really get you face-to-face with your inner demons. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1505 |
The Library sent you to collect overdue charge? |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1506 |
Any sign of the food delivery guy? |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1507 |
I'm reading Where the Wild Things Are. Why do you ask? |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1508 |
Don’t forget to text everyone back |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1509 |
No, baby, you can't sit on daddy's lap |
1.2328 |
0.05101 |
116 |
96 |
13 |
7 |
1510 |
I don't know when. I am not King Kong's keeper. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1511 |
No, you can't have a dog. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1512 |
I’m scared. There’s an asteroid out there. |
1.2326 |
0.04861 |
129 |
107 |
14 |
8 |
1513 |
Have you considered dental insurance? |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1514 |
I'm sorry you're feeling overwhelmed, why don't you take a nice walk and destroy the local village for a bit while I clean up the dinner dishes. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1515 |
OK, let me finish this chapter then we'll go walkies. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1516 |
I’m sorry, but you’ve just got to brush your teeth if you want to sit on my lap. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1517 |
Don't get comfy. You're only here till I tun the page. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1518 |
Well, aren't you a sight for 'saur eyes? |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1519 |
I’m scared. Can you check under my bed for children? |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1520 |
I can't speak to the experience of often being used as a metaphor in books, but I imagine it can be tiring. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1521 |
Wait! Can you see me? |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1522 |
NO, the book club meeting is NEXT week! |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1523 |
Your orthodontist appointment is tomorrow. |
1.2320 |
0.04271 |
125 |
99 |
23 |
3 |
1524 |
ok sleepy-sleep |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1525 |
Wow, this graphic novel really comes alive.” |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1526 |
That’s some overbite you have there . Have you considered consulting an orthodontist? " |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1527 |
You are a little big for bedtime stories, aren't you? |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1528 |
I need space. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1529 |
And the little T-rex lived happily ever after." The end. |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1530 |
Dont worry the dragon slayers in the story are just make believe |
1.2320 |
0.04271 |
125 |
99 |
23 |
3 |
1531 |
You know I hate it when you sneak up on me like that! |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1532 |
Gross! You have bits of my wife stuck in your teeth. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1533 |
Go back under the bed! |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1534 |
Alright! I'll read one more story. But after that, you'll have to go back and hide under the bed. Ok? |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1535 |
And my kids call me a dinosaur. |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1536 |
It's a novel set in the Jurassic period, I think you know how it ends. |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1537 |
Holy dragon’s breath Fido, the second gummy just kicked in. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1538 |
Pardon me, but you're not real. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1539 |
It's not a good bedtime story for you. You'll end up lying awake all night thinking that little children are hiding under the bed. |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
1540 |
Quit sniffing on me Gretchen. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1541 |
Time for bed. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1542 |
I hope you didn't use the downstairs bathroom. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1543 |
Ok Barney, I will read you Jurassic Park ! |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1544 |
Relax, I'm a vegetarian. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1545 |
Sure, every time I sit down to read, you have to have a walk! |
1.2308 |
0.04174 |
143 |
115 |
23 |
5 |
1546 |
And they lived happily ever after. The end. Now go to bed. |
1.2308 |
0.05863 |
91 |
76 |
9 |
6 |
1547 |
It's too late for your dinner ! |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1548 |
I never knew you could write. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1549 |
Mr. Bradbury, we have a little problem with the time machine ... |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1550 |
Are you actually going to read this one or just add it to your horde? |
1.2308 |
0.04164 |
130 |
103 |
24 |
3 |
1551 |
What do you want |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1552 |
Gosh Ethel!When you said you changed at full moon, I thought werewolf! |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1553 |
OK Rex, I know that "I'm going to eat you if you don't let me go out" look. |
1.2302 |
0.04125 |
139 |
111 |
24 |
4 |
1554 |
Hi baby girl! You need to go pee pee? |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1555 |
When I said dinner is not until 6, I meant it! |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1556 |
Well, no more mushroom foraging for me, I guess. |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
1557 |
Staring contest… go! |
1.2302 |
0.04668 |
126 |
103 |
17 |
6 |
1558 |
The elephant called in sick. |
1.2302 |
0.04241 |
126 |
100 |
23 |
3 |
1559 |
I liked you better as a metaphor for man's inhumanity. |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
1560 |
You just went out 90 million years ago. |
1.2302 |
0.04668 |
126 |
103 |
17 |
6 |
1561 |
This is my book. we'll read yours at bed time. |
1.2302 |
0.04668 |
126 |
103 |
17 |
6 |
1562 |
If I take you out again, you REALLY have to tinkle this time. |
1.2302 |
0.04933 |
126 |
105 |
13 |
8 |
1563 |
That seat's taken. |
1.2301 |
0.04171 |
113 |
88 |
24 |
1 |
1564 |
This is not a late library book, for crying out loud. |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1565 |
No. No walkies until I finish this chapter. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1566 |
Who farted? |
1.2301 |
0.05335 |
113 |
95 |
10 |
8 |
1567 |
"I'm in your light??" |
1.2301 |
0.04356 |
113 |
89 |
22 |
2 |
1568 |
No! It's not safe for you to be out at night. |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1569 |
That’s right. The prince slayed the dragon to save the princess. |
1.2301 |
0.04171 |
113 |
88 |
24 |
1 |
1570 |
Can we read where the wild things are again? |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1571 |
I'd prefer to pay the overdue fine. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1572 |
Did Crichton mention my good qualities? |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1573 |
Think you're smart? We didn't read books but we ruled the planet for 165 million years. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1574 |
It’s called Beauty and the bea-…. and the…uh.. other Beauty… |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1575 |
I'll keep reading but you're not gonna like how this fairytale ends. |
1.2296 |
0.04198 |
135 |
108 |
23 |
4 |
1576 |
I must warn you: you may not like the ending. |
1.2296 |
0.04064 |
135 |
107 |
25 |
3 |
1577 |
Would you rather go to the park and play some speed chess instead of listening to your book? |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
1578 |
Inflation is a monster problem. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1579 |
Talk about the words on the page coming alive! |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1580 |
I would read it out loud, but you do not have any ears. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1581 |
My literal interpretation of the Book of Genesis denies your existence. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1582 |
Do you want me to skip the asteroid? |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1583 |
Does not having an e-reader make me a dinosaur? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1584 |
Life is sad, life is beautiful, that's all you need to know. |
1.2292 |
0.04593 |
144 |
120 |
15 |
9 |
1585 |
Do you have to breathe like that? |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1586 |
The first rule of Book Club is you do not eat substantially all of Book Club. |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1587 |
You say you were send by the exterminator about the rat problem? |
1.2290 |
0.04136 |
131 |
104 |
24 |
3 |
1588 |
No! No more Monster Energy drinks for you until you calm the heck down!! |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1589 |
Wow, reading really does allow your imagination to transport you! |
1.2290 |
0.04136 |
131 |
104 |
24 |
3 |
1590 |
I'm not taking you out for a walk again! |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1591 |
My concerns proved genuine moving you to a bigger cage." |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1592 |
No, yoiu move over! |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1593 |
Really? You've never read "It"? |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1594 |
No, you may not peak ahead to the ending! |
1.2286 |
0.04334 |
105 |
82 |
22 |
1 |
1595 |
Is that the new Michael Crichton? |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1596 |
Spoiler alert: you're extinct. |
1.2286 |
0.03971 |
140 |
111 |
26 |
3 |
1597 |
Not now, dear. I've got a headache. |
1.2284 |
0.04133 |
162 |
133 |
21 |
8 |
1598 |
No, this is not about your Mother! |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1599 |
I am sorry. That was all the kibble we have right now. |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1600 |
Is this story too scary? |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1601 |
No, this book isn't about you either. |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
1602 |
I was expecting a big elephant. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1603 |
Chapter One: It was the beast of times, it was the......... |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1604 |
Does everything with you have to be confrontational? |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
1605 |
I believe you have the wrong address, my monster is fundamentalism. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1606 |
Well, this is a surprising plot twist! |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1607 |
I'll bring you a drink of water then that's it! Bedtime mister" |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1608 |
What are you reading? |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1609 |
Honey, have you been leaving food out? |
1.2279 |
0.04299 |
136 |
110 |
21 |
5 |
1610 |
I just fed you twenty minutes ago! |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1611 |
According to this, you might have a fantasy prone personality. |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1612 |
I promise, there isn't a meteorite hiding in your closet. |
1.2276 |
0.05007 |
123 |
103 |
12 |
8 |
1613 |
Time for rampagies already? |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1614 |
I. told you to wait in the car. |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1615 |
Well, it's usually the ELEPHANT in the room, but I think we can let it slide this time. |
1.2276 |
0.04132 |
123 |
97 |
24 |
2 |
1616 |
I could just swipe left, and you’d be gone! |
1.2273 |
0.04246 |
132 |
106 |
22 |
4 |
1617 |
Um, the book group actually meets on Zoom this week. |
1.2273 |
0.04246 |
132 |
106 |
22 |
4 |
1618 |
Okay there’s nothing in the rules saying you can’t play basketball but I still don’t think it’s a good idea |
1.2273 |
0.04217 |
110 |
86 |
23 |
1 |
1619 |
okay you were right, the book is better than the movie |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1620 |
I told you that if you didn’t stop eating donuts you wouldn’t fit under the bed! |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1621 |
That's all I'm reading to you tonight. It's past your bedtime. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1622 |
I know you're sorry, but sorry doesn't rebuild a city. So no dessert tonight, okay? |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1623 |
It's a good read, but I can't get past the silly monster. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1624 |
Got any snacks in that thing? |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1625 |
Okay, okay, I get it, the book was wrong. Dinosaurs aren't extinct! |
1.2266 |
0.04182 |
128 |
102 |
23 |
3 |
1626 |
It's time to talk about what you did to the elephant that used to be in the room. |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
1627 |
If you’re looking for the Gorilla, he’s at 20 W 34th Street |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1628 |
Again? I just took you for a walk. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1629 |
You think you’re scary, huh? Nothing compared to this non-fiction on the coming elections, democracy under attack, wars, genocide, autocracy, climate change… |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1630 |
YOU ARE NO ELEPHANT!!! |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1631 |
Is it time for your goodie? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1632 |
Enough. I need to hear a book about a dragon that is not slayed. |
1.2263 |
0.04515 |
137 |
113 |
17 |
7 |
1633 |
It’s rude to stare. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1634 |
Now don't be such a baby. There are no children hiding under your bed. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1635 |
OK - just one more book and then it's bedtime |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
This book really brings things to life. |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1637 |
I have some cheese in the fridg. Would that suffice? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1638 |
You really need to do something about your halitosis. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1639 |
Leather-bound, eh? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1640 |
Just because you can see the bottom of your food bowl doesn't mean you are going to starve. |
1.2260 |
0.04535 |
146 |
122 |
15 |
9 |
1641 |
What I'm hearing you say is . . . I didn't put the seat down? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1642 |
May I have a glass of water? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
1643 |
You can have it when I am finished reading. |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1644 |
I didn't expect this denouement. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1645 |
Don't spoil it for me. |
1.2256 |
0.03939 |
133 |
105 |
26 |
2 |
1646 |
This book is scary. You're not. |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
1647 |
Time for walkies? |
1.2256 |
0.04218 |
133 |
107 |
22 |
4 |
1648 |
You're early, you don't appear until Chapter 13. |
1.2256 |
0.03939 |
133 |
105 |
26 |
2 |
1649 |
Someday Rob, you will notice what’s right in front of your eyes instead of reading your silly books, but by then, I’d have been long gone. |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
1650 |
Do you want to read it or eat it? |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1651 |
Nope, it just ends there. Apparently you need HBO to hear the ending. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1652 |
Who are you calling cold-blooded? |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1653 |
No, you cannot eat the pages. Now lie down and listen. |
1.2252 |
0.04183 |
111 |
87 |
23 |
1 |
1654 |
You blinked. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1655 |
For once and for all: you are not a lap dino. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1656 |
Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1657 |
Reversing climate change tomorrow begins with you getting some sleep tonight. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1658 |
Can you read me a book, there is a girl above my bed. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1659 |
That was the last time John pretended to throw the ball. |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1660 |
…and lived in a land called Honah Lee… the end |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1661 |
You can borrow it when I’m finished reading it. |
1.2248 |
0.04005 |
129 |
102 |
25 |
2 |
1662 |
Whatcha reading? I'm a big fan of espionage. |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1663 |
I should believe you just wanna "hang out" after you've eaten all my friends? |
1.2248 |
0.04700 |
129 |
107 |
15 |
7 |
1664 |
Your mouthwash ain't making it. |
1.2248 |
0.04153 |
129 |
103 |
23 |
3 |
1665 |
We discussed this. This is Me Time |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1666 |
As I told you earlier, no snacks until I’m done with this chapter… |
1.2248 |
0.04005 |
129 |
102 |
25 |
2 |
1667 |
Wow! I had Death of Democracy and Russian World Dominance, but Re-emergence of Man-Eating Dinos wasn't even on my 2024 bingo card. |
1.2248 |
0.04700 |
129 |
107 |
15 |
7 |
1668 |
You really don't look like the elephant in this room. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1669 |
I might given you too much growth hormone. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1670 |
Please dad, not the story about the Chicxulub asteroid again. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1671 |
Don't give me that look! You're still too young to get a tattoo. |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
1672 |
Ok, two more pages and then it’s your bedtime. |
1.2246 |
0.03986 |
138 |
110 |
25 |
3 |
1673 |
One chapter to go and I’ll take you for a walk |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1674 |
No, you are still grounded. Go back to your den and think about it a little longer. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1675 |
You must be from the film version. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1676 |
Is it me? Am I the problem? |
1.2243 |
0.05363 |
107 |
90 |
10 |
7 |
1677 |
Have you ever considered a breath freshener? |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1678 |
Sorry to tell you, but according to Mary Shelley, the real monsters are man. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1679 |
He said I breathe fire? Like, what does that even mean?! |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1680 |
Yes, when I tuck you in, I can check under your bed for scary little children. |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1681 |
I've started getting large prints. |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1682 |
Dinner's not until seven |
1.2240 |
0.04230 |
125 |
100 |
22 |
3 |
1683 |
Our Book Club hated that. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
1684 |
Again, I'm sorry. I told you that when I said I was dating a monster, I meant it only descriptively, not as judgment. |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1685 |
Just remember I am more scared of you than you are of me. |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1686 |
Sorry, but this is the largest print edition |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1687 |
Isn't it you bedtime? |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1688 |
Sorry buddy, but you're on timeout until you can stop lighting the neighborhood squirrels on fire. |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
1689 |
T’was brillig… |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
1690 |
Honey… I thought you said that was a micro-dose? |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1691 |
Hey, I told you you could read it when I'm done! Be patient. |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1692 |
Skipping to the ending will not make it any better. |
1.2231 |
0.04125 |
130 |
104 |
23 |
3 |
1693 |
I've told you, there's no King Kongs under your bed. |
1.2231 |
0.04793 |
130 |
109 |
13 |
8 |
1694 |
You had your treat ... you ate that door-to-door salesman remember? |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
1695 |
Well, if you don’t like how the dragon always dies at the end, write your own. |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
1696 |
I told your mom you were too big to be an iguana egg |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1697 |
I'm still not sleepy. Read more daddy. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1698 |
Tonight's bedtime story is about how dinosaurs conquered the universe. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1699 |
Go get your leash. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1700 |
Okay, one more chapter, but then we gotta go to sleep, buddy. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1701 |
Yes, dear, the new hairstyle looks great. |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
1702 |
Please don't take this wrong but I see a booger in your left nostril... |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1703 |
Sorry, no "Game of Thrones" until after dinner. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1704 |
In the great green room there was a telephone and a red balloon… |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1705 |
Have you heard yet who is going to play me in the next Jurassic Park sequel?" |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1706 |
I don't like anyone reading over my shoulder. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1707 |
You're not in this book. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1708 |
Considered flossing? |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1709 |
Maurice Sendak would be so proud. |
1.2222 |
0.04898 |
126 |
106 |
12 |
8 |
1710 |
It's cow leather. |
1.2222 |
0.04200 |
126 |
101 |
22 |
3 |
1711 |
Okay, we can go for walkies but no fire breathing in the suburbs. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
1712 |
‘Not now - Daddy’s busy.’ |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1713 |
Is the heat lamp broken again? |
1.2222 |
0.04225 |
117 |
93 |
22 |
2 |
1714 |
Is that another book about me be extinct? |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1715 |
Okay, a bedtime story it is. |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
1716 |
The descriptive passages really jump off the page! |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1717 |
Well, I'm sorry that you feel mischaracterized in this story, but what can I do about it? |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1718 |
You go up without me - I just want to finish this chapter. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1719 |
Seriously, now it’s potty time? |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1720 |
I'm reading a book now. Please get back inside my VR headset. |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
1721 |
You got dragons in your book? |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1722 |
Wow, this pop-up book is unbelievably realistic! |
1.2222 |
0.03996 |
144 |
116 |
24 |
4 |
1723 |
I see we’re back to not social distancing our morning breath. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1724 |
I wonder what Freud has to say about this! |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1725 |
Not "Where the Wild Things Are" again. |
1.2215 |
0.03909 |
149 |
120 |
25 |
4 |
1726 |
I represent you Id. We need to talk. |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1727 |
I'll save you the errata to chew on. |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1728 |
No, I said this book is really starting to "drag on" |
1.2214 |
0.04881 |
131 |
111 |
11 |
9 |
1729 |
I know that I skipped chapter 14 but the last time that I read it you had nightmares for a month. |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1730 |
Our records show you haven't donated to Trump yet. |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1731 |
But it says, right here, that you're extinct. |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1732 |
I can see it; it’s nothing…a pimple. |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1733 |
I threw up |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1734 |
SIT!!! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1735 |
Just a metaphor, eh?" |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1736 |
NO thanks, I already have life insurance. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1737 |
It says here herbivores had the right idea, apparently. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1738 |
Yes he was scrawny but your lunch was only an hour ago and I would like to finish reading my book. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1739 |
Married life with Daenerys |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1740 |
Do the folks at the Smithonian know you're here? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1741 |
I told you it had a sad ending. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1742 |
Just because it's the year of the dragon doesn't mean you can come out from under the bed. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1743 |
How did you get in this time? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1744 |
and then WHAT happens?!" |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1745 |
Watch out for the lamp. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1746 |
Please get me my slippers, and this time don’t eat them. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1747 |
No. I read superficially. You are not allowed to come alive in my imagination. |
1.2206 |
0.04000 |
136 |
109 |
24 |
3 |
1748 |
The pet store swore you were an iguana, so just go back to your cage. |
1.2206 |
0.04264 |
136 |
111 |
20 |
5 |
1749 |
This new 3-D television is really captivating! |
1.2205 |
0.04732 |
127 |
106 |
14 |
7 |
1750 |
Good boy. With this global warming and all, I thought you might never return. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1751 |
Spoiler alert! |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
1752 |
Did you finally find out why we were extinct?? |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
1753 |
Uh, you want me to explain “carnivore” to you now |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1754 |
What, we’re out of toothpaste again?! |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1755 |
Not now! Get back under Junior’s bed. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1756 |
Yes, the book's about you and, of course, my childhood fears which seem to be reoccurring." |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1757 |
It's hard to find a story in which the dragon does not get slain. Sorry. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1758 |
Linda, have you noticed anything off about fido lately? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1759 |
And thats where the wild things are. |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1760 |
Gentle giant, my eye!" |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1761 |
I promise, our next book won’t be so scary. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1762 |
Maybe cut back on Red Bull? |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1763 |
Must you be so literal? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1764 |
Tell me more about the big red dog you call, 'Clifford.' |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1765 |
Can't you get hold it a little bit longer? |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
1766 |
You really ought to see your dentist about your bad breath… |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1767 |
Well, the thing is, we don't live happily ever after. |
1.2195 |
0.04835 |
123 |
103 |
13 |
7 |
1768 |
So, this is how I die. |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1769 |
But I just took you outside! |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1770 |
I guess there really was something under the bed. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1771 |
Honey, I think Rex wants out. |
1.2190 |
0.05410 |
105 |
89 |
9 |
7 |
1772 |
Don’t tell me how it ends. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1773 |
Yes, I know you have an overbite but I'm not taking you to a dentist! |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1774 |
Do you really think that im going to let you lick my finger? |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1775 |
Look deeply into my eyes and repeat: “I’m a herbivore, I’m a herbivore!” |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1776 |
Do you want to go outside? |
1.2188 |
0.04565 |
128 |
106 |
16 |
6 |
1777 |
No, you cannot sit on the couch. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1778 |
Not all bedtime stories are about dinosaurs. It's a cold, hard truth, but time to embrace it. |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1779 |
John's literary tastes are prehistoric |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
1780 |
I hate it when we’re reading the same novel. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1781 |
Can I sleep with you tonight? |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1782 |
And then, the brave little dragon ate the prince... and the princess... and burned down the castle... and most of the town... and a good number of it's citizens, and lived happily ever after. |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1783 |
Now here comes the really scary part. Are you ready? |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1784 |
I recognize that size is part of the issue but it’s still reading over my shoulder |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1785 |
... Aaaaaand then the dragon breathed fire on the knight and vanquished his evil assailant. The End. |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
1786 |
No, I’m too tired to be your wingman. |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1787 |
Now brace yourself, Sweetie, here comes the scary part… |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1788 |
You are up far too early. Go back under the bed! |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1789 |
Does Godzilla proselytize? |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1790 |
Is that my moisturizer? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1791 |
All right already, I will pay my bill before I leave the office. |
1.2180 |
0.04694 |
133 |
112 |
13 |
8 |
1792 |
You'll bankrupt the tooth fairy. |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
133 |
107 |
23 |
3 |
1793 |
So, you want me to read you a story that’s long in the tooth? |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1794 |
I'm sorry, Steven, but I still don't know where the wild things are. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1795 |
And my students think reading Shakespeare is scary! |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1796 |
Okay Puff, one more story, then it's beddy-bye. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1797 |
I told you not to get emotionally involved with the story; your kind doesn't usually end well. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1798 |
Can't you see I'm reading? Go bother Tommy. He's asleep in his room. |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
1799 |
Are meteors real? |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1800 |
Sorry, but if I read this to you, it would give you nightmares. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1801 |
And then the asteroid crashed into the sea... |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1802 |
Isn’t this your lucky day! I happen to be an orthodontist. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1803 |
Staring contest!! |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1804 |
She does not get eaten by the eels at this time. |
1.2171 |
0.04112 |
129 |
104 |
22 |
3 |
1805 |
They never seem to get too big for story hour |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
105 |
20 |
4 |
1806 |
would you like to go walkies? |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1807 |
See? Do you feel the difference flossing makes?" |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1808 |
Just use the box like the cat does. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1809 |
Sorry, I'm only into non-fiction. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1810 |
Does it have a happy ending? You tell me. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1811 |
Thus is exactly what the doctors warned you about Carol. You have to taper off the medications gradually. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1812 |
I know, Gnorthgar the Vociferous, but I’ve told you, there’s NOBODY hiding up there. Now go back to under the bed. |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
1813 |
Don’t be scared—chivalry died off a long time ago |
1.2168 |
0.04454 |
143 |
120 |
15 |
8 |
1814 |
How did your fight with Kong go? |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1815 |
Don't tell me you ate my wife again!? |
1.2167 |
0.05046 |
120 |
102 |
10 |
8 |
1816 |
Don't be afraid! It's just a scary story -- monsters aren't real. |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1817 |
I promise it has a scary ending. |
1.2167 |
0.04131 |
120 |
96 |
22 |
2 |
1818 |
There is no Max here. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1819 |
No, Calvin, the wolf doesn’t eat the pigs. Go back to bed. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1820 |
The hero saves the princess, but there was some collateral damage. |
1.2164 |
0.04539 |
134 |
112 |
15 |
7 |
1821 |
Oh, hi dear. I, didnt hear you come in. |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
1822 |
I shouldn't have lied on my pet résumé |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1823 |
Don't worry, I promise there's no kid over the bed. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1824 |
No, we're not binging Game of Thrones again |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
111 |
88 |
22 |
1 |
1825 |
It is a scary story but, no, you can’t sit in my lap. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1826 |
I don't take our age difference seriously, if you don't. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1827 |
I just walked you 20 minutes ago. Let me finish this chapter. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1828 |
No, you can’t get your phone back. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1829 |
Do you need something? |
1.2160 |
0.04763 |
125 |
105 |
13 |
7 |
1830 |
I get it, you have an Oscar now. I’m very impressed. |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
1831 |
Oh my little poopy poo, we just were outside! |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1832 |
I just took you for your walk. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
1833 |
Do you really want to be exposed to OVID? |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1834 |
Honey, do you see me as that beautiful bride you married 30 years ago |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
1835 |
Bedtime story |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1836 |
No, you may not borrow the car. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1837 |
Quick! I haven't got much time. Is there a happy ending? |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
1838 |
You can't be hungry again!? I just fed you! |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1839 |
Hi Carl, do you have the rent money? |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1840 |
My bad, Adolf, I thought your name was Donald for some reason. |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
1841 |
They keep saying that staring at it in the face is the solution. |
1.2155 |
0.04025 |
116 |
92 |
23 |
1 |
1842 |
Got anything to eat? |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
1843 |
Then the receivership sold off Smaug's assets to pay the judgments against him and peace returned to the land. |
1.2155 |
0.04025 |
116 |
92 |
23 |
1 |
1844 |
Whatever you do, Susan, don't breathe out. |
1.2155 |
0.04025 |
116 |
92 |
23 |
1 |
1845 |
Personally, I find fiction to be a waste of time. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1846 |
I'm hoping that you like to devour a good book as much as I do. |
1.2154 |
0.03935 |
130 |
104 |
24 |
2 |
1847 |
I cannot believe that you are hungry again! If I knew that you were going to eat so much, I would have never bought that egg. |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
1848 |
It's good you've learned how to do puppy dog eyes, but you're still not allowed on couch. |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
1849 |
Please go to the dentist ! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1850 |
But I just read you a bedtime story. |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
1851 |
It's ok...this book argues the premise that St. George had a moral obligation to engage the dragon in an in-depth dialog about his own demons. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1852 |
You know that you are not allowed in this part of the house. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1853 |
Don't worry, he doesn't use your real name. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1854 |
Don't be frightened. It's just a story. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1855 |
My only hope is that you aren't sensing how terrified I am right now! |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
1856 |
and then I lived happily ever after. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1857 |
You're supposed to scare the bejesus out of the twins, not me! |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1858 |
Stranger than fiction |
1.2148 |
0.04103 |
149 |
123 |
20 |
6 |
1859 |
Whoa!! What happened to the elephant? |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
1860 |
OK, one more page and it’s time for bed. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1861 |
No joke, the bigger couch I ordered is coming from Baltimore. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1862 |
I'm sorry you can't sleep but you're the one who wanted a scary story! |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1863 |
Yes. That is what it says…. I’ll read it again: “Goodnight stars / goodnight air / goodnight noises everywhere.” Now go to bed and I’ll come and tuck you in.” |
1.2143 |
0.03898 |
140 |
113 |
24 |
3 |
1864 |
No cavities?! That’s terrific Teddy! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1865 |
Then horrible St. George beat a hasty retreat and the brave dragon lived happily ever after. |
1.2143 |
0.05141 |
112 |
95 |
10 |
7 |
1866 |
Don't go telling me about Jackie Paper again. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1867 |
I'm scared, there's a monster under my bed. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1868 |
I will have a talk with the doorman about this. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1869 |
Not now, Bernard |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1870 |
In this Trump Bible, it says you and Hillary Clinton run a pizza joint. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1871 |
You were not thinking about skipping any pages, were you? |
1.2138 |
0.03814 |
145 |
117 |
25 |
3 |
1872 |
these crocodile tears aren’t fooling me |
1.2137 |
0.03995 |
117 |
93 |
23 |
1 |
1873 |
Where the hell did you come from? |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
1874 |
You, again? What do you want this time? |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
1875 |
Honey, Where did you get those mushrooms that were in our dinner? |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
1876 |
No worries, Spike. Annihilation by asteroid happened 100 million years ago. So statistically it's only likely to happen again at anytime in the next 100 million years. |
1.2137 |
0.04175 |
117 |
94 |
21 |
2 |
1877 |
Brush your teeth, get in bed, and we'll do the next chapter. |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
1878 |
Puff, Is that you? Yes, I am Jackie Paper! |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1879 |
What did you do with the elephant in the room? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1880 |
Where’s my elephant? |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1881 |
Can you smell my friend’s monster on me? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1882 |
Do you want out? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1883 |
In the great green room there was a telephone… |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1884 |
News Flash! You’re extinct, |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1885 |
Ah, Maurice said where you are. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
1886 |
The reviewers were right. This is a monster bestseller. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1887 |
1,001 Jokes to Slay Your Dragon. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1888 |
I thought I told you to stay in the Jurassic. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1889 |
OK, this time, I sniff, YOU scratch! |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1890 |
I see you’re reading Jurassic Park? |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1891 |
Oh geez. Another presidential candidate I presume? |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1892 |
I thought you said you didn’t want notes |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
1893 |
If you didn't want a scary story, you shouldn't have asked for a scary story. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
1894 |
Pete's Dragon? Again?? |
1.2130 |
0.04171 |
108 |
86 |
21 |
1 |
1895 |
Can you read me a bed time story? I think there are children under my bed… |
1.2130 |
0.04171 |
108 |
86 |
21 |
1 |
1896 |
Calm down Steve, it's just the acid. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1897 |
I’m sorry I’ve read it through twice now, not one mention of you in the Quran |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1898 |
I was hoping we’d watch the Odd Couple tonight. |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
115 |
22 |
4 |
1899 |
I know I need to work out!!! |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1900 |
I‘m reading. We can cuddle later. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1901 |
Oh, so that's what happened to the elephant in the room |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1902 |
Am I disturbing you? |
1.2126 |
0.04127 |
127 |
103 |
21 |
3 |
1903 |
Yes, in this one the dragon slays the prince and wins the maiden. Now can I get back to my book? |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1904 |
Didn't you used to be below the sink? |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1905 |
Good vibes only. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1906 |
When did you get home? |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1907 |
Yes, yes it is a thesaurus. Why do you ask? |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1908 |
I hope this evening won't drag on for too long. |
1.2126 |
0.04694 |
127 |
107 |
13 |
7 |
1909 |
For the last time, you are *not* a lap animal! |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
1910 |
Sorry. We're all out of treats. And I'm told I have no taste. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1911 |
Hey! I'm trying to read here! |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1912 |
"I told you brushing with the push broom would help!" |
1.2124 |
0.04064 |
113 |
90 |
22 |
1 |
1913 |
"Well, I can't believe my eyes either." |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1914 |
When do we get to the part where I eat you |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1915 |
You think THIS is scary! |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1916 |
Have you got any floss? I feel like I’ve got a toe stuck in my molar. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1917 |
Mom! Where you been? |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1918 |
I hope I can imagine this ending well. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
1919 |
I will take you for a walk when I finish this chapter about dinosaurs. |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1920 |
Trigger warning: The next part involves extinction. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1921 |
No, you can't sit on my lap. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1922 |
Why is my bowl empty? |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1923 |
That's the end of tonight's chapter; you'll have to come back tomorrow to hear the rest. |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1924 |
He did what to the other dragon? |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1925 |
Here it is… Extinct: adjective having no living members; no longer in existence. That’s 24 points including the double word tile. |
1.2119 |
0.04941 |
118 |
100 |
11 |
7 |
1926 |
We’re going to have to stop reading this kind of bedtime story if you keep getting scared. How many times do I have to tell you: there’s no such thing as monsters! |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1927 |
What did you do with the elephant? |
1.2119 |
0.04941 |
118 |
100 |
11 |
7 |
1928 |
You thirsty? |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
1929 |
Even monsters need a little therapy sometimes |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1930 |
And I thought I was the only dinosaur living here. |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1931 |
Oh yeah, I love these joint rental AirBnbs too… |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1932 |
Wow! This story is so real! |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
1933 |
I know you were just trying to warn Tokyo about global warming, but next time send a letter. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1934 |
Yes, you can still be president someday Puff, even if you've breathed fire on a coworker. Just appeal the ruling in your trial until after election day, then once you become president, just pardon yourself. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1935 |
Joey wet the bed again. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1936 |
Excuse me, Sir, but there’s something wrong with your eye. |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
1937 |
Ok, let me finish this chapter, then I'll do the dishes. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
1938 |
Will you be voting for Donald Trump? |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
1939 |
Don’t worry, she lives! |
1.2114 |
0.04041 |
123 |
99 |
22 |
2 |
1940 |
Oh, I didn’t see you there. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1941 |
You will not replace me |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1942 |
Okay, one more story and then you have to go. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
1943 |
It’s not the size, it’s the smell |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1944 |
So I was reading my book, minding my own business, when all of a sudden… |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1945 |
Hey! Quit being a C**tasaurus! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1946 |
Oh my god, Zilla! Mind your own business! |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
1947 |
Another walk? Only if you promise not to eat the neighbor’s other cat! |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
1948 |
And then Barney said, “I’ve had enough!” And he ate everyone and everything in sight. Is that better? |
1.2109 |
0.04233 |
147 |
123 |
17 |
7 |
1949 |
You character comes across better on the page. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1950 |
Down, Rex. Down, boy! |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1951 |
Could you walk a little softer? The baby is asleep. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1952 |
You have to brush before I read you a bedtime story. |
1.2105 |
0.04221 |
114 |
92 |
20 |
2 |
1953 |
We won’t talk about you either. |
1.2105 |
0.04221 |
114 |
92 |
20 |
2 |
1954 |
Mother was right about you. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
1955 |
Don't be a reader eater. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1956 |
I'm reading about how to conquer my fears. Go away. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1957 |
Don’t beg, Ty. You’ll get your sheep at 5:30. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1958 |
Can we just skip to the part where you turn into my mother and I wake up? |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1959 |
Now Junior you are sure you do not have a cold? Your mom is still in the burn unit from last time you sneezed. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1960 |
Aren't you supposed to be an elephant? |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1961 |
Seeing is believing! So much for imaginary friends! |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
1962 |
Do you have to stare? You act as if you’ve never seen people before. |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
1963 |
I know you are hungry but what do hallucinations eat anyway. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1964 |
I agree. But we can't sue the Brothers Grimm. |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
1965 |
So you’re the plot twist? |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1966 |
I said, 'Meatier!' |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
1967 |
No, I'm sorry, there aren't any monsters in this one either. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
1968 |
Come cuddle and i'll read you a story. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1969 |
So you're the new Elephant in the room! |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
1970 |
Stop bugging me! You know we can't go for a walk until it's dark outside. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
1971 |
This is by Maurice Leblanc. The kid reading Maurice Sendak lives next door. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
1972 |
Moby Dino is not a thing. |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
1973 |
We’ve had this discussion before about invading each others personal space. And your breath stinks. |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
1974 |
OK, one more page, but then it's bedtime. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
1975 |
Kong’s coming over to help with your sore tooth. Tie a string to it, and I’ll get a banana. |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1976 |
I’m just as surprised as you are. You know those capsules that your daughter put into the glass of water? I was the green one. |
1.2097 |
0.04172 |
124 |
101 |
20 |
3 |
1977 |
I don’t know how it ends, either. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
1978 |
When the edibles kick in. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1979 |
I was expecting an elephant. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1980 |
We'll go walkies as soon as I finish this chapter |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1981 |
It says here that you had five toes. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1982 |
May I get you a mint? |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
1983 |
You're looking sharp ! |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
1984 |
Bob let his imagination get the better of himself. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1985 |
It says here you only eat vegetables. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1986 |
Then the wise, old brontosaur said, 'Worry not about the asteroid strike, for though we may all perish today, in a mere 66 million years we shall be reborn in a test tube.' |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1987 |
I'm not letting you out again, you've burned enough knights today. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1988 |
No, Balerion is a fictional dragon. He won't be hiding under your bed. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1989 |
Wow...a Trump lookalike. |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
1990 |
Have you heard the one about a dragon with a severe over bite? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1991 |
It's okay, Buddy ... remember ... Dune is not a real place. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1992 |
‘Does this outfit make me look fat dear? Be honest.’ |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1993 |
I told you! I will make your dinner when I finish this chapter! |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
1994 |
I'm a vegan |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
1995 |
You're beautiful when you smile. |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
1996 |
I told you. The dental floss is in the bathroom cabinet |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1997 |
Rex, We'll go out any play fetch after I finish this chapter. Now run along and play with the sewer gators!. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
1998 |
I know it offends you but in this one the knight wins again. |
1.2087 |
0.04001 |
115 |
92 |
22 |
1 |
1999 |
One more chapter, then it's bedtime. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2000 |
So how long have you been coming to this Doctor?" |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
2001 |
Call me, Elon. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2002 |
My, what big teeth you have! |
1.2083 |
0.04082 |
120 |
97 |
21 |
2 |
2003 |
Would you like some help with dinner, honey? |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2004 |
And you thought the ice age was bad! Global warming is going to wipe us all out |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2005 |
I'm sorry you're having nightmares, but you asked me to read you the meteor story. Now, go back to bed. |
1.2080 |
0.04443 |
125 |
104 |
16 |
5 |
2006 |
The elephant is sick so they sent me. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2007 |
Look, you already went out at three thirty. |
1.2080 |
0.04586 |
125 |
105 |
14 |
6 |
2008 |
It's about life post-climate crisis. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2009 |
I identify as a lapdog… |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2010 |
Yes, yes. I promise to read the dragon's version next. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2011 |
'Settle down now. It's a reading from the Gospel According to Donald. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2012 |
Again? You just went out. I told you not to eat all those pigeons. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2013 |
I told you it was a choose your own adventure book. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2014 |
“Michael Crichton? Big fan.” |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
2015 |
Look, when I said, "I can be a real monster sometimes, " I meant it metaphorically and literally |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
2016 |
Still less invasive than a Labrador. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2017 |
I told you I would take you for a walk after I finish this chapter. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2018 |
You can read it when I'm finished. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2019 |
Again. |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2020 |
Yes, yes, I know it's dinner time. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2021 |
I've read your scary story for the night, now go to sleep! |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2022 |
I don't care how cute you look, you're still cold-blooded. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2023 |
I'm still looking, but so far The Origin Of Species By Natural Selection does not include you. |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2024 |
You can't tell a book by its odor. |
1.2072 |
0.04071 |
111 |
89 |
21 |
1 |
2025 |
...and then St. George took out his sword and... well... the dragon ate the fuck out of him and then the villagers were even more scared of the dragon and gave him all his favorite food every day. The end. Come on, champ; it's nighty-night time. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2026 |
Don't be sad. In this version he's sent off to live on a beautiful island, with all of his friends." |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2027 |
You didn't floss. |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2028 |
Is this your first reptile exam? |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
2029 |
No, you can’t curl up on the sofa, Tiddles. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2030 |
I don’t taste like chicken. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2031 |
Mrs. Wilson called: she wants to thank you for eating her husband, and hopes you won't have any heartburn. Go to bed ! |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2032 |
Goodnight moon, goodnight spoon |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2033 |
Alexa stop! I asked for Roget's Thesaurus. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2034 |
Okay, I'll skip the part where the knight shows up. Now calm down! It's just a story! |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2035 |
I still prefer the written word over the reality of your presence, Horace! |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2036 |
...and then the the king slayed the dragon and saved the kingdom, the maid married the prince, and they all had a feast of dragon meat. THE END. Now time for bed big guy. Pleasant dreams. |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
2037 |
What's in that catnip? |
1.2066 |
0.04052 |
121 |
98 |
21 |
2 |
2038 |
According to this, it was an asteroid. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2039 |
Well at least we know what happened to the elephant and the 800-lb gorilla. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2040 |
Honey did you invite another monster over again |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2041 |
Who's a good Austroposeidon magnificus? You! Yes, you're a good Austroposeidon magnificus! |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2042 |
Can we go for a walk? Can we go for a walk? Can we go for a walk? |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2043 |
You’re not Clifford. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2044 |
Ag no. They still think yer a 'oax. But fer gawd sakes, from now on, stay out the 'otel swim pool an keep to the loch |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
2045 |
Yes, I know it's your memoir and, yes, I know you're struggling with what kind of monster you are |
1.2063 |
0.03955 |
126 |
102 |
22 |
2 |
2046 |
And the big scary meteor descended toward the earth". "Oh, don't fret, it's just a story" |
1.2063 |
0.03955 |
126 |
102 |
22 |
2 |
2047 |
Let me finish this chapter and then you can eat the neighbors. |
1.2063 |
0.04410 |
126 |
105 |
16 |
5 |
2048 |
I’m sorry. You’ll just have to wait until I finish the chapter. |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
2049 |
You’ve had the book for 26 million years. It’s my turn. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2050 |
But I gave you a whole can for breakfast. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2051 |
I had my worst nightmare pictured differently. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2052 |
I just have one more chapter...OK? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2053 |
Oh, my god! You were serious! |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2054 |
Unfortunately, you're not the weirdest fella to come up to me since I started reading Infinite Jest. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2055 |
It says it right here. 'Her·biv·ore. Noun. An animal that feeds on plants.' Now go lie down. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2056 |
No, honey, don't be silly--I could never ignore you! |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2057 |
I’m covering for the elephant this week. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2058 |
The growl needs work. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2059 |
Must you tell me the ending of every novel I read just as I get close to the end? |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
2060 |
The writing’s vivid, but I’d appreciate it if you’d just stay in the damn book. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2061 |
I've asked you before, please use the back door. |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2062 |
Is that you dear? |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2063 |
Every time I read to you about the dragon dying a noble death, you cry yourself to sleep. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2064 |
You can eat some of that poetry over there. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2065 |
Wait until you are older. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2066 |
Enough of the theatrics, Marge. Either let him swallow or find your way out. |
1.2059 |
0.05276 |
102 |
87 |
9 |
6 |
2067 |
It’s not a fellow dinosaur—it’s actually a book of synonyms. |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2068 |
Who let you in ? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2069 |
Come read to me... |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2070 |
…and they lived happily ever after. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2071 |
It’s only Where The Wild Things Are, I’ve read it to you before, it’s not scary |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2072 |
Honey, when did we get a dog? |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2073 |
I’m housebroken |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2074 |
Have a Snickers |
1.2054 |
0.04935 |
112 |
95 |
11 |
6 |
2075 |
Does it have dragons in it? |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2076 |
Of course I would be honest with you.. your breath is fine |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2077 |
How about this? I’ll tell Billy that monsters ARE real, if you promise not to eat me right now. And then we can go from there. Deal? |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
2078 |
So how should I gender identify you? |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
2079 |
The kids say we’re dinosaurs for not using the tablet. |
1.2054 |
0.05095 |
112 |
96 |
9 |
7 |
2080 |
I think I’m starting to understand why you love this, ‘Clifford’ dog so much… |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
2081 |
This is the list of words we are no longer allowed to say. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2082 |
Could you hold on a second. I've only got a page left in this chapter. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2083 |
Sorry, you need to wait your turn on Libby just like everyone else. |
1.2051 |
0.03941 |
117 |
94 |
22 |
1 |
2084 |
Cigarette break? |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2085 |
I'm reading now - I''ll take you out for a walk later |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
2086 |
But, I’m trying to ignore the campaign until at least November. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2087 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
2088 |
Maybe intermittent fasting is not good for you. |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
122 |
100 |
19 |
3 |
2089 |
I must admit, Smaug, I am beginning to question my decision to take LSD and reread The Hobbit. I am particularly concerned about how you are going to take the ending. |
1.2049 |
0.04790 |
122 |
104 |
11 |
7 |
2090 |
It is not my imagination. There is definitely someone on top of my bed. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
2091 |
Don't worry, Honey, the kids call me a dinosaur sometimes too. |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
2092 |
The movie didn’t do it justice.” |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2093 |
I think this thing between us is getting too big. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2094 |
Don’t give me those eyes, Rex… I know mom fed you a goat at five o’clock. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
2095 |
I am the monster at the end of the book!!! |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2096 |
Be patient, and we’ll find out who killed Mothra. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2097 |
Mmmm Used to be an elephant in the room |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2098 |
No, Mushu, you cannot curl up on my lap anymore! I should have known better than to buy a lizard from Chernobyl!" |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2099 |
No, Grendel isn't going to eat Beowulf "this time." |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2100 |
Where'd that elephant go? |
1.2041 |
0.05419 |
98 |
84 |
8 |
6 |
2101 |
May I help you? |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2102 |
Need a Snickers, Chelsea? |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2103 |
Honey, I think Rex knows we had brontosaurus for lunch. |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2104 |
Just let me finish this chapter and then we can go out and rampage. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2105 |
FINE, we’ll read it your way. ‘Clifford was a big GREEN iguana…’ |
1.2039 |
0.03989 |
103 |
82 |
21 |
0 |
2106 |
Honey, look who stopped in. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2107 |
Since you’re already in the kitchen, could you make me a sandwich? |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2108 |
And then what happened after the asteroid hit? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2109 |
I smell ass |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2110 |
Maybe we should stop reading for tonight. I don’t want you having nightmares. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2111 |
Can I just finish this last page before you eat me |
1.2037 |
0.04110 |
108 |
87 |
20 |
1 |
2112 |
The last time we saw Bob. |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2113 |
His demons followed him… |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2114 |
Go back to sleep. There's no kid hiding under your bed! |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2115 |
Yes, yes, it is always the monster you know. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2116 |
Your spot? Well, did you call it before getting up to eat the neighbors? |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
2117 |
Whoa Boy! Wadcha do with my elephant? |
1.2035 |
0.04007 |
113 |
91 |
21 |
1 |
2118 |
I don’t know where your Easter basket is. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2119 |
He doesn't get to eat the princess in this one either. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2120 |
Dad I’m scared… I think there’s a human under my bed |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2121 |
I’m almost at the end. |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2122 |
I draw the line at picking your nose. |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2123 |
Great teeth! Who's your dentist? |
1.2034 |
0.04748 |
118 |
100 |
12 |
6 |
2124 |
I know you enjoy our story hour, but could you give me a bit more space? |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2125 |
Off the couch. Yes, that’s a good boy. |
1.2034 |
0.03721 |
118 |
94 |
24 |
0 |
2126 |
He said extract, not extinct. |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
2127 |
May I finish this chapter first |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
2128 |
That cavity is bad. Yeah, I'll swap appointments. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
2129 |
Don't worry, it's just an astronomy book. It can't hurt you. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
2130 |
The plot thickens! Margaret just asked God if he's there. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
2131 |
I left out the dishes? You ate my brother! |
1.2031 |
0.04347 |
128 |
107 |
16 |
5 |
2132 |
So that was the Trump Bible. Now I'll read you the Constitution... |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
2133 |
Nobody puts Daddy in the corner. |
1.2031 |
0.03899 |
128 |
104 |
22 |
2 |
2134 |
I just don't find fiction to be as compelling as nonfiction. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
2135 |
Did you eat the elephant in the room? |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
2136 |
You want me to read ANOTHER story?! |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2137 |
I was just thinking about a little midnight snack, too. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2138 |
Mother told me that I married a monster. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2139 |
I’d take you to the Park but Chris Pratt ruined it. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2140 |
We can't afford it. Dinosaur braces cost a fortune. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2141 |
No ball till you bring my slippers. |
1.2022 |
0.04282 |
89 |
71 |
18 |
0 |
2142 |
Calm down; I'll take you outside in a few minutes. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2143 |
What part of "Stay outside!" don't you understand? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2144 |
So?? What do you think?? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2145 |
No worries, I just need a xtra large toothpaste and toothbrush! |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2146 |
Impossible! I never leave the gate open! |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2147 |
And, you have to have her home by mid-night, or else! |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2148 |
Alright, one more chapter and then bedtime.” |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2149 |
Are you sure you want me to read you from this book on mass extinction events? |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2150 |
Even you have a kindle?? OK, I officially feel old." |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2151 |
I’m the last one. If you eat me, Book Club is over. Do you understand what that means? |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2152 |
Read the part again where the human gets eated." |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2153 |
Do you mind? I'm reading. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2154 |
By the look of those motion lines, you're guilty of something. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2155 |
Stop! You’ll spoil the ending. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2156 |
It said instinct, not extinct.” #MyNewYorkerCaptio |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2157 |
Kong got your tongue?" |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2158 |
Quit using the doggy door! That's why I gave you a key. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2159 |
You want me to read to you again the part where you destroy cities one after another? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2160 |
And then suddenly there appeared a human. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2161 |
Cover your ears. This chapter covers the post Mesozoic era. |
1.2019 |
0.03955 |
104 |
83 |
21 |
0 |
2162 |
Okay, okay….I’ll return the book and pay the fine today. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2163 |
This is the last time I am reading " Where the Wild Things Are" to you |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2164 |
Sorry, she’s out with the girls. I’ll tell her you asked for her. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2165 |
Absolutely not. This book had first dibs on my lap. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2166 |
Not bad...I'll submit it to my editor. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2167 |
He's a great dentist. You just want to eat him up. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2168 |
Masty didn’t die! He went to a tar pit! |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2169 |
Get your glasses and then you can read! |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2170 |
I’m telling you, I’m positive I told them E-Rex |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2171 |
Walkies? Again? You just went 15 minutes ago! Oh, get dinosaur they said and you’ll never have to about picking up or scooping the poop ever again. Boy, good thing I own a fleet of dump trucks, I tell ya! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2172 |
Hey, you forgot MY bedtime story ! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2173 |
No, you’ve had enough mammal treats for today. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2174 |
Jurassic Park. Why do you ask? |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
2175 |
You said you were a voracious reader, right? |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2176 |
Brace yourself. This part is scary. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2177 |
I thought we agreed to stay home tonight. |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
2178 |
Godzilla, I told you, go play outside |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2179 |
According to these HOA regulations you're about 4.5 times too big |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
2180 |
Chapter 3, The Merits of Personal Space |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2181 |
No, you can't fee-fi-fo-fum smell the blood of an Englishman. I'm Irish. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
2182 |
Just browsing |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2183 |
Are you sure you are part poodle part labrador? |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2184 |
Take it up with George R.R. Martin, not me. |
1.2016 |
0.03794 |
124 |
100 |
23 |
1 |
2185 |
Get your own copy! |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2186 |
Bookworms are neither tasty nor nutritious. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2187 |
Don’t leave me hanging! |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
2188 |
No, no, the dragon ate St. George and then he and the princess lived happily ever after. |
1.2013 |
0.03924 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
5 |
2189 |
I'll commit after I finish. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2190 |
No, it’s not dinnertime yet. |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
115 |
94 |
19 |
2 |
2191 |
Did you remember to brush your teeth? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2192 |
We'll go for a walk as soon as I finish this chapter. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2193 |
You've already had two stories and a glass of water. Now go to bed. |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2194 |
I just took you for a walk! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2195 |
Books really can take you anywhere. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2196 |
Dinner isn't for another hour. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2197 |
I quite concur, the narrative line is rather etiolated. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2198 |
You already got a buffalo. Only three a day, you know that. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2199 |
Put your overbite to good use. The soup cans won’t open themselves. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2200 |
Wait. I just have one more page. |
1.2000 |
0.04043 |
110 |
89 |
20 |
1 |
2201 |
Tonight's bedtime story is about big scary monsters. I think you'll like it. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2202 |
This hits too close to home |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2203 |
Honey, you have dragon breath.” |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2204 |
It's not time yet. Just let me finish this chapter and then we'll have dinner and walkies. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2205 |
It’s after dinner. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2206 |
This is the last story before bedtime. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2207 |
You want to hear the one where Godzilla eats King Kong for breakfast again? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2208 |
Your mum wants her book back? Not in a million years! |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2209 |
So YOU'RE the reason the microfiber has gotten shiny! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2210 |
No, this isn't it. George R.R. Martin STILL hasn't finished the next sequel yet. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2211 |
We need to talk about the elephant you just ate. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2212 |
We'll go for a walk when the meteor shower is over, OK? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2213 |
The dragonfest is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2214 |
You have something on your shirt? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2215 |
Will you read my fave -- "The Little T-Rex That Could"? |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2216 |
I’ll read to you when you go to bed. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2217 |
Well, y-yes, sometimes the fair damsel and the prince just get eaten alive! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2218 |
So you want me to read that "Grandmother, what big teeth you have" part a third time? |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2219 |
I should have known house-sitting for Guillermo del Toro was a bad idea. |
1.2000 |
0.04544 |
125 |
106 |
13 |
6 |
2220 |
I already told you. It’s raining out. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2221 |
Kong it's for you |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2222 |
Ok, but after this one you are definitely going to bed… |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2223 |
I hope they didn’t portray me as a bad guy in that book |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2224 |
Where the wild things are |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2225 |
Okay the princess kissed a frog and turned into a monster. Happy? |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2226 |
I should have asked more question when the listing said ‘roommate right out of a fairy tale’ |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2227 |
Yes, that’s what the name ‘Godzilla’ means. No, I’m not changing yours. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2228 |
Come to bed, Elon. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2229 |
Don't worry-the monster ends up with the girl in this version. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2230 |
No walk today. The restraining order went into effect. |
1.2000 |
0.05136 |
105 |
90 |
9 |
6 |
2231 |
Don’t give me that look!” “What look? |
1.2000 |
0.03831 |
110 |
88 |
22 |
0 |
2232 |
"I know for a fact my clothing would taste just awful." |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2233 |
No. Not now. You know we have to wait until dark, to go for a walk. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
2234 |
Who said face to face confrontation was extinct? |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
2235 |
But, we just went for a walk! |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2236 |
Have you seen my mama? |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2237 |
You gotta wait. I always read the book first. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2238 |
I guess I should’ve taken Timmy at his word about the monster under his bed. |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
115 |
94 |
19 |
2 |
2239 |
There is no autumn mist, buddy. It's April! |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2240 |
No, not surprised: I heard the floorboards creak. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2241 |
You are a dream come true. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2242 |
So you want to freeze your DNA? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2243 |
Okay !! Okay !! Dont give such look , I will tell you the story. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2244 |
Yes, this book is banned. No, you can’t burn it. |
1.2000 |
0.06264 |
80 |
70 |
4 |
6 |
2245 |
Mildred? Where are you, Mildred? |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
2246 |
We’ll have to get that overbite fixed. |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
2247 |
What did you expect, it’s a pop up book! |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
2248 |
When you're done vacuuming in here, you can start on the bedroom. |
1.1985 |
0.04406 |
136 |
116 |
13 |
7 |
2249 |
Just let me finish this chapter. |
1.1983 |
0.03825 |
121 |
98 |
22 |
1 |
2250 |
The library’s returns department was testing out a new intimidation tactic. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2251 |
Have you been eating peanut butter again? |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2252 |
Oh, you need readers? Who’s the dinosaur now? |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2253 |
No, Smaug isn't really dead. He's just pretending. Everything is going to be fine. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2254 |
I was just reading your biography and how it all ends. |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2255 |
I just walked you five minutes ago! |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2256 |
In Cold Blood." Do you like Capote |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2257 |
Did you eat the elephant that was in here? |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
2258 |
A stork. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2259 |
It won't hurt you. It was just a mouse. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2260 |
Now that I'm 45, I feel like a total dinosaur. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2261 |
I already told you to use the dragon box in the bathroom. I'm not taking you for a walk! |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2262 |
You'd have more friends if you flossed." |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2263 |
Oh really? And what exactly is a neurosurgeon ‘supposed’ to look like? |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2264 |
Not everyone has to believe in evolution, you know... |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2265 |
‘When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.’ That’s it, that’s the story. |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
2266 |
Bob, I'm tired of you talking about the elephant. I'm here too. |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
2267 |
Can you explain bitcoin? |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2268 |
God, you need to lay off on the chips. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2269 |
So, it’s no longer just a fine for an overdue book? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2270 |
Here’s a story you could really sink your teeth into. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2271 |
ANOTHER vegan cookbook?! |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2272 |
Are you afraid there's a monster under your bed? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2273 |
Hi, I saw your ad for a rental space on SirCraigslist |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2274 |
Brian, I’m happy to help you with your taxes, but I have a couple of questions about these deductions you’re claiming. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2275 |
don’t be ridiculous darling, you look ravishing |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2276 |
Oh, sorry. I forgot to set out your breakfast. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2277 |
Excuse me, is the seat free? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2278 |
What fresh Hell is this? |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2279 |
Kathryn, please cut your nails. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2280 |
Your breath smells. Did you eat the subway again? |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2281 |
I said “Kant,” not “Kong!” No need to worry. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2282 |
“ Nice, but you’re two months late for Chinese New Year.” |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2283 |
I thought you don’t like non-fiction. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2284 |
I didn't mean to say you aren't real. It's just that little Jimmy is afraid of monsters under the bed. |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2285 |
I just took you for a walk less than a chapter ago! |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2286 |
Asteroid? Millions of years ago. Ring a bell? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2287 |
Well, at least someone's still interested in ancient history. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2288 |
Aren't you a little too DEAD to be here? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2289 |
No! I will not get you a dog. You ate the last three. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2290 |
Yes, the White whale is still alive. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2291 |
You know, I was actually born a book worm |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2292 |
I said I’m reading *Oedipus* Rex. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2293 |
Yes, I know that the madeleine is a metaphor for how concrete objects prompt involuntary memory… say it, don’t spray it. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2294 |
The dentist is NOT in. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2295 |
No need, I ate the elephant already |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
2296 |
And then the very hungry and ummm, friendly ogre hugged the poor alone little girl. The end. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2297 |
So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2298 |
I'm checking, but so far there's nothing in here about huge lizards. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2299 |
I-I-I'm sorry for that particular extinction. We are currently working on our own. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2300 |
How did you get past my deadbolt? I’m curious. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
2301 |
Age-appropriate reading is in your room. |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
2302 |
Hey Love Sponge, I'm trying to read. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2303 |
I'm reading! Shouldn't you be trampling Tokyo? |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
2304 |
No. King Kong wins in this version. Why do ask? |
1.1964 |
0.03979 |
112 |
91 |
20 |
1 |
2305 |
Could I at least finish this chapter on escaping the clutches of giant lizards? |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2306 |
I always knew it would end like this. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2307 |
The dragon ate the nasty Prince,And the Princess and the dragon lived happily ever after. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2308 |
Yes, you can stay home from school, but don’t eat the maid. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2309 |
Hey! I'm reading here! |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2310 |
Just let me finish the chapter and I'll take you out. |
1.1963 |
0.03858 |
107 |
86 |
21 |
0 |
2311 |
If there's a sequel to Jurassic Park I want to be script consultant |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2312 |
Girlfriend farts in your apartment. You and your dog: |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2313 |
We’ll go for a walk as soon as the imaginary rain stops. |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
2314 |
I’ve told you a dozen times. Meteors do not hit Earth. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2315 |
I should have watched the movie. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2316 |
So you ate the city and now you want dessert? |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2317 |
Don’t you have homework? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2318 |
And you are?? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2319 |
Can I get you anything else to eat? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2320 |
According to this, I’m just a figment of your imagination. |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
2321 |
Big deal, so you're nearing extinction, get your own giant couch! |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2322 |
Sorry, buddy, no more walkies until we get the excavator back from the repair shop". |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2323 |
Well, reviewers gave it resounding praise. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2324 |
This is the new normal. We don’t have to go out… Welcome to Jurassic Couch. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2325 |
I called you because this story is about you |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2326 |
Back to bed, Kevin. There's no one under it. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2327 |
I already have a dog. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2328 |
Relax! I said this book is about Natal Meters, not Fatal Meteors. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2329 |
Sit, like a good monster and I’ll give you a treat. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2330 |
Nobody puts Baby in a corner! |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2331 |
I didn't write it! That's just how it ends! |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2332 |
The New Yorker called it bingeworthy. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2333 |
What have I told you about eating the dog? Bad dinosaur. Bad! |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2334 |
It says here in the PC Handbook that if you identify as a dragonfly, then by golly you’re a dragonfly! |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2335 |
Go get your leash and I’ll take you for a walk after I finish this chapter. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2336 |
Today is the first day of Elmer’s remaining days. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2337 |
You better be careful I'm a voracious reader |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
2338 |
My God, Zilla. It's just a recipe book for good meat meals. |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
2339 |
Ok, one more story and you go to bed…once upon a time, there was a beautiful and misunderstood monster named Godzilla. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2340 |
I guess I’m not reading fiction. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2341 |
Can’t you go on the mat just this once? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2342 |
One more chapter and then its time for bed. |
1.1953 |
0.03852 |
128 |
105 |
21 |
2 |
2343 |
Alright, one more story if you brush your teeth. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2344 |
Not to worry. It's Moby Dick, not Moby Dinosaur. |
1.1951 |
0.03942 |
123 |
101 |
20 |
2 |
2345 |
My God, Zilla, you're right! King Kong's new bio really is a bloody PR disaster! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2346 |
Eragon saw that his dragon nest had been tipped by the wind force and her egg was rolling toward the edge… would she be able keep it reach it in time… ? |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
2347 |
This is the scary part, sure you want me to read it? |
1.1951 |
0.03769 |
123 |
100 |
22 |
1 |
2348 |
You can devour it next. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2349 |
I know you’ve been cheating, I can smell the little floozy on you! |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
2350 |
You would not believe the little slug you were at birth… |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2351 |
Look “slayed” might have been a strong word, but definitely subdued |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2352 |
I can read you another one if you want. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2353 |
Well those mean birds are right I’m not your biological father. It all started on 1993 when mom watched Jurassic Park … |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
2354 |
That Japanese tourist warned me you would grow out of the shoe box. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2355 |
I'll read aloud if you stop the fire-breathing. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2356 |
According to the Bible, Jeffrey, there WERE humans there! |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
2357 |
Someone needs to floss better. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
2358 |
Although the title sounds promising, I don't think this story about St. George and a Dragon will be the feel-good book you want it to be. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2359 |
Are you here for the rent? |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2360 |
Little Jackie Paper, Loved that Rascal puff... |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2361 |
I’ve told you before: we already know where the wild things are. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
2362 |
What happened to your nose? |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2363 |
Guess what's scarier than national illiteracy? |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2364 |
No! We have no more toothpaste |
1.1942 |
0.03917 |
103 |
83 |
20 |
0 |
2365 |
I will deal with your litter box, Max, when I'm done reading this chapter. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2366 |
Hey, don’t feel lonely. At least you were out of town when the meteor hit. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2367 |
Quit begging. You’ve had quite enough neighborhood children for the day. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2368 |
Go back outside. I promise I will let you know when I get to the Godzilla section |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2369 |
I need to train you to use the toilet. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2370 |
This AI stuff has gone too far. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2371 |
I know it's not fair. Maybe Mark Twain had trouble imagining a T-Rex painting a fence. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2372 |
I can't sleep... I'm thirsty and I need to wee and can you read just one more story please, oh please? |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
2373 |
No. I’ve already read you Where The Wild Things Are four times today. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2374 |
Who Wants To Bite Whom!! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2375 |
Don’t be afraid, Rex. Comets aren’t real. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2376 |
Sorry. Is this your seat? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2377 |
Then the knight drew his sword tipped with a s’more for the dragon to roast and share. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2378 |
The bird feeder's empty. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2379 |
Can you hold it for a few more minutes. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2380 |
Emily Bronte-saurus, I presume?" jessicasswaim@aol.co |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
2381 |
No, no more rescues! |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2382 |
Stop getting so hung up on whether it's fantasy or non-fiction. |
1.1935 |
0.04119 |
93 |
75 |
18 |
0 |
2383 |
And then St. George said, “I don’t like dragons, especially big ugly ones.” |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2384 |
I just confirmed that you are a vegetarian |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2385 |
Yes, I will, after you brush your teeth and get in your jammies. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2386 |
I can’t stay mad at you. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2387 |
Oh alright — if you’re sure that the children are well and fully terrorized, you can be on your iPhone. But just for an hour . . . |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2388 |
Flushing me down the toilet only made me stronger! |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
2389 |
I'll take that book. I am hungry for Knowledge. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
2390 |
All right, one more time. ‘Rex! What’s for dinner? What’s for dinner, good boy!’ |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2391 |
No, I don't have an appointment... |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2392 |
Are you here to replace the elephant in the room? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2393 |
OK, I lied. They DID live happily ever after. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2394 |
I don't do genre. |
1.1930 |
0.04806 |
114 |
98 |
10 |
6 |
2395 |
Well, I warned you, Lois—only a monster peeks at the end of the book. |
1.1930 |
0.03916 |
114 |
93 |
20 |
1 |
2396 |
Don’t blame me when you have a nightmare, I told you scary stories before bed was a bad idea |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2397 |
Geoffrey, it’s just not working anymore. I’ve evolved. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2398 |
Stop it -- you don't even like Bukowski. |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
2399 |
Please. You're not an elephant. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2400 |
Yes I'll read to you. No you can't sit on my lap. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2401 |
You are in my light |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2402 |
Honey, you're home. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2403 |
I knew this day was coming-are you breaking up with me? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2404 |
There are no monsters under your bed. |
1.1923 |
0.03638 |
130 |
106 |
23 |
1 |
2405 |
I told you not to worry— Harry Potter isn’t real! |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2406 |
“ I think you need to consider that new toothbrush I got you” |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2407 |
Have you tried Listerine bro!!! |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2408 |
That teeth whitening toothpaste really works. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2409 |
Now how long has it been since you've eaten? |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2410 |
Again? We just went for a walk! |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2411 |
Yes I took it from your bookshelf. Find something else to read. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2412 |
I think this story is too scary for you. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2413 |
Nope, sorry. It says right here in the DSM that dysphoria is a mental illness. You are not a cat, you are a mentally ill giant iguana. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2414 |
And the brave dragon ate George who never became king. The end. |
1.1920 |
0.03715 |
125 |
102 |
22 |
1 |
2415 |
I think it would be to your advantage to tell me a bedtime story |
1.1920 |
0.03715 |
125 |
102 |
22 |
1 |
2416 |
NO. I’m devouring this book. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2417 |
No Gordo—if you want a story, get off the couch. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2418 |
Oh my... is it already time for tea, Rex? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2419 |
I ordered an elephant for this room. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2420 |
Did you use my toothbrush? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2421 |
...how hungry? |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2422 |
What's for dinner? |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2423 |
Spoiler alert: the Megalosauripus did it. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2424 |
Ok, one more glass of water.” — please put the word “one” in italics |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2425 |
Yes, leave. Already, the elephant is enough. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2426 |
I need to raise my hourly rate for babysitting in this neighborhood." |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2427 |
I just want to be seen! |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2428 |
And they lived happily ever after, now it's bed time. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
2429 |
Did the Tremor cause your BooBoo ? |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2430 |
Please scratch behind my ears. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2431 |
Be patient, we're ten pages from the end. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2432 |
I wonder what'll happen when I start reading Penthouse Forum. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2433 |
I never noticed your eyes before, you have really pretty eyes. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
2434 |
Yes, you can lick the gilt when I’m done. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
2435 |
Relax! It is not dinner time yet! |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2436 |
This book is not food. Sit! |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2437 |
What have I told you about begging? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2438 |
I'll scratch your tummy when I finish this chapter. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2439 |
Slide over handsome. |
1.1909 |
0.03764 |
110 |
89 |
21 |
0 |
2440 |
Michael Crichton is my favorite author, too. |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
2441 |
Hey! You’re in my chair. |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
2442 |
Is that the abridged version? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2443 |
Once upon a slime... |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2444 |
You did something different with your hair? |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
2445 |
Excuse me, but this is supposed to be fiction. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2446 |
I promise, I've read this one, and I feel the author gives a more balanced view than most, in terms of the dragon character. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2447 |
I know how you feel. Readers are also going extinct. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2448 |
I think that’s the pizza delivery at the door. This time don’t eat her. |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
2449 |
I thought you were coming up to read me a bedtime story. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2450 |
Wrong book. This is a THESAURUS. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2451 |
Remember, the first rule of our book club is to give each other space. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2452 |
Did you feel the earthquake too? |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2453 |
It's not time for another walk Leosophorus! You just got back from a walk. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
2454 |
Oooo scary. Read me the one about the kid on top of my bed!! |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
2455 |
Good morning, Sunshine! |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2456 |
No. I don't see any parsley between your teeth. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
2457 |
'Ba Boing' |
1.1905 |
0.05081 |
105 |
91 |
8 |
6 |
2458 |
I was told you’d be an elephant. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2459 |
Go away you only scare me when you’re under the bed. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2460 |
You don’t look like the elephant in the room! |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2461 |
This story is too scary for me. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
2462 |
I'm want to be more than just your figment. |
1.1901 |
0.03769 |
121 |
99 |
21 |
1 |
2463 |
No, I will not get you another swamp of water. Go back to bed. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
2464 |
Is that the new Trump bible you are reading? |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2465 |
Ok, you can stay, but try to hold back your tears at the sad parts. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2466 |
That's ridiculous. There's nothing under your bed, so go back to sleep. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2467 |
WOW! Those new pet vitamins really work wonders! |
1.1900 |
0.03943 |
100 |
81 |
19 |
0 |
2468 |
Can you help an old pal with glaucoma? Puff! I thought you were dead! |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2469 |
'And they all lived happily ever after! ...Everyone! ...Creatures great and small! ...In total harmony! ...Happily ever after!' |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2470 |
You said I should take emotional space |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2471 |
I don’t care if you have it on hold. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2472 |
I told you no dessert until you finish eating your skyscrapers. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2473 |
No more stories, no drink of water. Go to bed! |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2474 |
No I don't want a BJ. Thanks though. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
2475 |
Here's how it starts: "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams..." |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
2476 |
Okay, okay! Saint George couldn't defeat the dragon, and the princess and the dragon lived happily ever after. |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
2477 |
Sit, Fluffy, sit. |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
2478 |
For the 1000th time: don't sneak up on me like that! |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2479 |
The monster in me is the monster in you? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2480 |
Excuse me, Dino! Go back to your chair, you know i don't feed you before 5pm. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2481 |
Can we just go back to the good ol' days with the elephant in the room? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2482 |
Please don’t worry. All you’re having is a check-up and a cleaning. |
1.1895 |
0.05457 |
95 |
83 |
6 |
6 |
2483 |
Are you ready for dinner? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2484 |
I already checked under your bed and in your closet, go back to sleep. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2485 |
MARJORIE? What time did you last feed Wilfred? |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2486 |
You're not supposed to still be here. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2487 |
For the last time, there are no monsters under your bed! Now go back to sleep! |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2488 |
Seriously? Alright, one more story and then straight to bed. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2489 |
If I stare into its soul maybe, just maybe, it wont realize i'm here. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2490 |
We are running out of groomers and you need your nails trimmed. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2491 |
Mind if I sit here with you and wait for the eclipse to start? |
1.1895 |
0.04042 |
95 |
77 |
18 |
0 |
2492 |
I didn’t finish the reading. What happens after that meteor hits? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2493 |
Last time I kept reading you ended up stealing all of my covers. |
1.1894 |
0.04451 |
132 |
114 |
11 |
7 |
2494 |
Did you get to the scary part yet? |
1.1894 |
0.03746 |
132 |
109 |
21 |
2 |
2495 |
Probably better if mom drives you to soccer, honey. This is my 'macro-dose' day. |
1.1892 |
0.04705 |
111 |
95 |
11 |
5 |
2496 |
'Grandmother, what big teeth you have!' said Little Re- |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2497 |
What are you doing here? |
1.1892 |
0.04705 |
111 |
95 |
11 |
5 |
2498 |
I'll have you know I won my University's Stare Down contest! |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2499 |
It doesn’t mean anyone’s going to chase you, personally. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2500 |
Is that your tummy growling? |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2501 |
Don’t worry buddy, there are no asteroids underneath your bed |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2502 |
Pretending you can't see the monster doesn't mean it isn't there |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2503 |
#Damn, these virtual reality books are getting too real.” |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2504 |
Next time say spoiler alert before you tell me the ending. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2505 |
Get back in the closet and close the door! |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2506 |
No spoilers! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2507 |
Dad there’s a human above my bed! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2508 |
Sit, Princess. Sit! |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2509 |
OK. OK. I promise to put the toilet seat down from now on. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2510 |
I'm lost. Can you tell me Where The Wild Things Are? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2511 |
Read faster. I'm starving |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2512 |
So this is where evolution led us |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2513 |
That’s not how Toothless does it in the movies. Go again. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2514 |
Don't give me those eyes, you've had your walk. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
2515 |
Why Grandma! What big teeth you have! |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2516 |
It looks like we’re both voracious readers. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2517 |
You have to wait for the ending to see if the dragon lives happily ever after. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2518 |
I told you not to read over my shoulder. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2519 |
Don’t whine at me like that, you’re the one that ate Mommy. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2520 |
Love your teeth. Who's your dentist? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2521 |
Don't fret, sometimes monsters DO get happy endings!" |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2522 |
It really is time to clean that toilet. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2523 |
And so the princess told the mean old knight to put down his sword, and then she made brownies, and she gave the little dragon 8 of them, and he was very, very happy... |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2524 |
Have you seen an orthodontist? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2525 |
No, I am not going to read to you the Game of Thrones again! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2526 |
oh, please don't, Gerald. You're bigger than that. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2527 |
It was much easier to ignore the elephant, I must say |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2528 |
I'm sorry Honey, I'm starting to wonder what I ever saw in you. |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
2529 |
Schniff schniff |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
2530 |
If you want something to eat, there’re still a few Karens left at the end of the block |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
2531 |
I'm sorry you are lonely, but you know you have to stay in the closet until bedtime. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2532 |
Basketball is out...your hands are too small..." |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2533 |
Spit her out and I'll never go to a natural history museum again. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2534 |
Then the dragon ate the entire town and slayed the knight...the end. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
2535 |
You’re the one who wanted me to get a love seat |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
Forget it. Remember what happened last time you sat on my lap? |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2537 |
How many times have I told you to get back under the bed where you belong? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2538 |
Is it dinner time yet? |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
2539 |
Down, Bookworm, down! |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2540 |
I’m sorry, Mr. Martin hasn’t finished the series yet. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2541 |
But it says here you're extinct. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
2542 |
And just when I was coming to accept the Elephant in the room ... |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2543 |
You remember how it went last time we took a walk. |
1.1875 |
0.05196 |
96 |
83 |
8 |
5 |
2544 |
Look, it's not my fault Beauty gets top billing. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
2545 |
I warned you, Puff’s biography is not for the faint of heart! |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2546 |
Let's get you outside before you breathe on the carpet. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
2547 |
Okay, we'll go for a walk, but only if you'll wear your leash. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2548 |
I’m sorry, Spike, but you’re not a lap dinosaur anymore. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2549 |
Just kidding. Mary Shelley is not better than Godzilla v. Kong. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2550 |
Like I said, it’s only a first draft |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
2551 |
It isn't time for your dinner, yet. |
1.1871 |
0.03473 |
139 |
114 |
24 |
1 |
2552 |
It's kind of a scary book. Are you sure you want me to read it to you? |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
2553 |
You’ve read this one already. Remember, you thought the author’s use of allegory was timeless? |
1.1870 |
0.04523 |
123 |
106 |
11 |
6 |
2554 |
Yes, I DO still smell flies on your breath. Go brush again, and this time use floss. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
2555 |
I told you I needed Invisalign! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2556 |
Why so insecure lately? O.K.! Yes! Love your dentures! |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2557 |
And to think you were worrying about the elephant in the room. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2558 |
No, I will not read you "Where the Wild Things Are" again! |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2559 |
Chapter 3: Th K-Pg boundary |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2560 |
Sorry to disappoint you. Little Red Riding Hood never said, "what big teeth you have." |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
2561 |
Please use the litter box. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2562 |
I don’t suppose you’re here for book club? |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2563 |
(Sniff.) |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2564 |
Is it "beast in the sheets" night again? |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2565 |
I've been looking everywhere for that book! |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2566 |
I know,I know. You always get the Bad guy part. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2567 |
I never should read about politics late at night. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2568 |
I’d call this insecure attachment |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2569 |
No you can’t go to play with King Kong |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2570 |
Here, let me get that lash out of your eye. It must be driving you crazy! |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2571 |
Your breath smells. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2572 |
AI is nothing compared to a good old-fashioned book and these edibles” |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2573 |
I think I know how this story ends. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2574 |
Are you in one of your moods again? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2575 |
Voracious Reader versus Voracious Eater |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
2576 |
No, I won't read you the ending yet! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
2577 |
Do you mind? |
1.1864 |
0.04495 |
118 |
101 |
12 |
5 |
2578 |
You’re not allowed on the couch. |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
2579 |
Not now! I'm reading. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
2580 |
No, I am not letting you out to chase the squirrels. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
2581 |
Honey, did you forget to call the exterminator? |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2582 |
Oh dear, I think I had too much to drink... |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2583 |
Yeah, I agree. The protagonist in “The Giving Tree” is kinda monstrous. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
2584 |
You forget to take your pills again dear? |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2585 |
Just one more chapter, then you can eat me. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2586 |
No, I don't know where Max went. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2587 |
I'm sorry, the auditions for Jurassic Park 4 are next week! |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2588 |
Why do you want to snuggle only when I'm reading?" |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
2589 |
And then she kissed him and he became a handsome prince. The end. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2590 |
I promise the dragon wasn't slain |
1.1862 |
0.03913 |
145 |
123 |
17 |
5 |
2591 |
Sorry for the home visit but I couldn't get into your dental office. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2592 |
It's not scratch and sniff. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2593 |
Watch the lamp. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2594 |
No, of course not. It's the one where the dragon slays the prince. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2595 |
Are you sure you want to know how this ends? |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2596 |
No, I have never seen the movie Jurassic Park. |
1.1858 |
0.03885 |
113 |
93 |
19 |
1 |
2597 |
What do mean, where is she? You ate her on Good Friday. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2598 |
No, I don't know what happened to your squeaky toy. Where did you last have it? |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2599 |
Simon says, stare at a human." |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2600 |
Not today, Slaytan. I actually opened the Trump bible, and I think I'm changing my mind about a lot of things. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2601 |
Realax Dino! Dinner’s not until 5:00, the same time I feed the cat. By the way, where’s the cat?” |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2602 |
Rats, bad trip. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2603 |
Why are you so upset about Mothra all of a sudden? |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2604 |
I don't know if you're sniffing me or this copy of 'Infinite Jest', but we're both indigestible. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2605 |
Walkies....I hope. |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
2606 |
No more snacks. You just ate! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2607 |
What rhymes with Brontësaurus? |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2608 |
Go get your own book! |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2609 |
If you're going to read along with me, could you stop moving your mouth? |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2610 |
Look at me I've got no dentures. You at least have uppers. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2611 |
Can I just see the book? Can I just smell the book? Can I just taste the book? |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2612 |
No, it's not about monsters! If you sit quietly I'll read you the latest Clancy book which will be exciting for both of us! |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2613 |
No, we can't go for a walk, you ate your leash....and my wife |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2614 |
It's called Beowulf- you wouldn't like it. |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
2615 |
I'm sorry, I've already got a pet. |
1.1849 |
0.03768 |
119 |
98 |
20 |
1 |
2616 |
Might I recommend an orthodontist? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2617 |
And then he ate the evil knight all up... now it's time for your bedtime. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2618 |
Really? I JUST took you out. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2619 |
I’ll read you a bedtime story when you get back under the bed. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2620 |
No, neither the book nor I are scratch and sniff |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2621 |
And this is why our species could never coexist. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2622 |
I will take you on your walk after I finish this chapter. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2623 |
Dinner isn't til 6:00 pm! |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2624 |
Can you pick my nose? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2625 |
Don't be scared. It's fiction—just like you. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2626 |
And that's the true story of how the Dinosaurs died. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2627 |
This is what happens when we ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2628 |
This is the last story then it’s off to bed for you |
1.1845 |
0.03840 |
103 |
84 |
19 |
0 |
2629 |
Was I the problem Jim? Did I push her away?? |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
2630 |
Dinner's late, Jim. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
2631 |
But you asked for a souvenir from the Museum |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2632 |
Don't cry: the dragon died in the end but from their blood a rose bush grew. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2633 |
I’m sorry, I haven’t gotten to the feeding chapter of “Care and Feeding of your Dinosaur” yet. |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
2634 |
And that's how Hagrid lost Norbert, the Norwegian Ridgeback dragon he hatched from an egg. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2635 |
I hate to break it to you, but this book says you are extinct. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2636 |
I said go outside’ |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2637 |
Tell me again how I beat King Kong." |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2638 |
There are other books and magazines on the table, if you don't mind. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2639 |
That teeth-whitening stuff you got is really worth the money! |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2640 |
Sit Rex! We'll take a walk when I finish this chapter. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2641 |
There are no monsters in your closet. Go back to bed. Kate Bast Madison WI 53711 |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2642 |
I don’t feel so strongly about these 3-D stories anymore… |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2643 |
Now sit still. This page doesn't have any pictures on it. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2644 |
Have you seen my razor? |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2645 |
Someone needs a dental stick. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2646 |
And they lived happily ever after…still hungry? |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2647 |
I'd like to borrow a cup of sugar. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2648 |
Fifi! You've left paw prints all over the carpet! |
1.1835 |
0.03946 |
109 |
90 |
18 |
1 |
2649 |
And what happened after the meteor hit? |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2650 |
It's called hyperbole when the reviewer says it's a book you can sink your teeth into." |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2651 |
Here it says that you were feathered and 5 feet tall , but, you know, early paleontologists had a strong imagination |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2652 |
No, I guana read right now. |
1.1835 |
0.03946 |
109 |
90 |
18 |
1 |
2653 |
I just think you need to hear my side of the story. |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2654 |
You know, maybe the prince dies at the end. |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
2655 |
Yes, as a matter of fact I am reading ‘Game of Thrones'. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2656 |
…does the King know you’re gone? |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
2657 |
What now? |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2658 |
Yes, you can have ten minutes' screen time if you listen to the end of the story. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2659 |
No. I told you, you're not allowed to lie on the couch. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2660 |
I took you for a walk just five million years ago! |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2661 |
Yes, it's dinner time, but don't look at me like that. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2662 |
Don't be afraid, it's only a story. Monsters don't exist in real life. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2663 |
How Do Humans Go to Sleep? |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2664 |
So, you’ve finally decided to show your face. |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2665 |
And that’s how the dinosaurs became extinct. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2666 |
You don't look anything like your profile picture !! |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2667 |
I think it’s just parsley. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2668 |
I just need a hug. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2669 |
Iguana read you a bigger book. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2670 |
What’s for dinner Majorie? |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2671 |
What chapter do you go back to your cave? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2672 |
Mealtime!! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2673 |
If today is not Halloween, I’m in big trouble. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2674 |
Don't worry . . . I'm a vegan! Where's the kitchen? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2675 |
Oh, hi. Uhhhhhhm, well...and then all the monsters lived happily ever after and never ate another man reading a book...on a couch...in his home...minding his own business...all peaceful-like. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2676 |
Rex, despite endless research, I still can't find a cure for your dino-sore. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2677 |
I told you to cut back on the macchiatos. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2678 |
Will you read me a bedtime story? Mom's busy. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2679 |
OK, one more story and then please get the hell out of here. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2680 |
Three short pages from the end. Oh, the irony! |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2681 |
I have the feeling you think I'm expendable. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2682 |
Sorry, the monster doesn't make it in the end. |
1.1826 |
0.03823 |
115 |
95 |
19 |
1 |
2683 |
"Oh, no--not another Overbiteosaurus!" |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2684 |
*Why is it that every time I sit down to read, you have to go potty?" |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2685 |
OK, OK! You can eat it when I'm finished! |
1.1818 |
0.03914 |
110 |
91 |
18 |
1 |
2686 |
Fred had recently retired to Florida only to find the invasive green iguana a large problem. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2687 |
Boo-Boo need walk-walk? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2688 |
Where's the elephant? |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2689 |
No, you tell me ... what happened to the elephant in the room? |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2690 |
Garlic, Fred? Really? |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
2691 |
No, I don't believe you are a chick magnet. |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
2692 |
You gonna finish that? |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
2693 |
Two taps? An asteroid is coming? |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2694 |
Look, just let me finish the chapter, then we'll go out. |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2695 |
I told you dinner is not until 6:00! |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
2696 |
You didn't eat your veggies so no book time young fella. |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2697 |
Do you even know what "looking over my shoulder" means? |
1.1818 |
0.03896 |
99 |
81 |
18 |
0 |
2698 |
You are THE biggest nudge. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2699 |
'There's a 'what' at the door?' |
1.1818 |
0.04440 |
88 |
73 |
14 |
1 |
2700 |
Relax, I just went to the Natural History Museum. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2701 |
Let's read the part again where the wild things go to bed without their supper. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2702 |
My therapist insists that you are a figment of my imagination and that I am perfectly safe when I tell you to stop trying to consume me. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2703 |
Rub the very back of your tongue?? Now?? |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2704 |
Got someone in your teeth? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2705 |
sorry only short stories |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2706 |
I hate it when you grovel. |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2707 |
Please hold it in until I finish this chapter |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2708 |
'This story is too unrealistic." |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2709 |
I think you need a 'dinodontist'! |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2710 |
If I was not drawn this way, I wouldn't have to sneak up on you. |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2711 |
I'm reading. |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
2712 |
Stop that! It's too early for your walk. |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
2713 |
Blame my meds, but I prefer fictional to literal manifestations of pure evil. |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
2714 |
Fair warning if you’d like to leave the room. I’m about to read about the mass extinction event. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2715 |
Who left the pet door open? |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2716 |
I don't like people reading over my shoulder, but for you I can make an exception. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2717 |
The barn’s on fire? Timmy fell in the well? You ate Timmy?! |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2718 |
Don't get your scales in an uproar. I'm just about finished then you can have it. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2719 |
Keep reading. I can't sleep. There's a monster under my bed. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2720 |
Perhaps there is a correlation between a solar eclipse and the ice age |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2721 |
What’s a Kindle? |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2722 |
Don’t mention it. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2723 |
Yes the princess knew where the pea was. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2724 |
Once a time, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a little dragon.. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2725 |
Excuse me, did an elephant just come through here? |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
2726 |
Change you back to normal, dear? That's what they did. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |