Contest #890


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You never told me you have a sun. 1.8338 0.01792 2124 930 617 577
1 Then, of course, there's the age difference. 1.7811 0.01495 2873 1305 892 676
2 You could have mentioned that those photos were from 13 billion years ago. 1.7682 0.01390 3426 1622 976 828
3 What do you mean your last relationship ended with a bang? 1.7669 0.02900 768 358 231 179
4 Of course I’ve been seeing other galaxies—I’m an astronomer. 1.7231 0.01439 2936 1411 927 598
5 I know you're cheating...I found Orion's belt under our bed. 1.7178 0.02966 737 372 201 164
6 Not everything revolves around you, OK? 1.7172 0.01937 1556 736 524 296
7 I don’t care if you travelled at the speed of light. You’re still late. 1.7170 0.01470 2837 1384 872 581
8 So, you're breaking up with me because you need "more space"? 1.7033 0.01975 1537 756 481 300
9 This restaurant has only 5 stars 1.7020 0.01477 2842 1431 827 584
10 I feel like the distance between us just keeps expanding. 1.6981 0.01831 1719 833 572 314
11 Funny how your gravitational pull suddenly disappears whenever the check arrives. 1.6970 0.01870 1749 880 519 350
12 You're being nebulous again. 1.6856 0.01371 3422 1807 884 731
13 Well, where do you see us in say, five billion years? 1.6841 0.03324 535 269 166 100
14 Why must everything revolve around you? 1.6829 0.01465 2737 1375 855 507
15 Okay, I get it - you need space. 1.6811 0.01725 1988 1006 610 372
16 When you promised me the sun, the moon and the stars I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.6773 0.01906 1540 759 519 262
17 Oh, I thought you profile said you were "Miss" Universe. 1.6742 0.01950 1630 857 447 326
18 No, does the age gap bother you? 1.6698 0.01903 1578 797 505 276
19 I keep expanding too but you don't hear me complain about it. 1.6598 0.01967 1499 776 457 266
20 You're not the only one expanding and emiting gases. 1.6549 0.01990 1533 821 420 292
21 That’s interesting. I used to drive a Galaxy. 1.6538 0.01945 1525 795 463 267
22 Your friends have been referring to me as your insignificant other. 1.6535 0.01819 1931 1067 466 398
23 I don’t know, you just seem a little distant. 1.6510 0.01493 2507 1290 802 415
24 I'm looking for someone who can fill a void. 1.6487 0.01423 2704 1382 890 432
25 You seem so distant lately. 1.6464 0.02072 1284 661 416 207
26 I'm just saying, in your profile picture you looked smaller. 1.6396 0.02262 1060 547 348 165
27 I'm not sure I want a long-distance relationship. 1.6330 0.01874 1523 789 504 230
28 Not what I had in mind when I was asked to meet up for some cosmos. 1.6328 0.01949 1498 802 444 252
29 I’M an emotional black hole?! 1.6249 0.01780 1730 920 539 271
30 Sorry, but when I look at you, I only see the past. 1.6239 0.01914 1537 830 455 252
31 I don’t think you understand the gravity of what you’ve done. 1.6226 0.01861 1558 825 496 237
32 You don't look anything like your James Webb picture. 1.6149 0.02007 1392 761 406 225
33 I feel like we need more space 1.6126 0.01852 1577 850 488 239
34 I usually don’t date stars. 1.6122 0.02721 722 387 228 107
35 Andromeda is a pretty name, I’m Bert 1.6071 0.01913 1466 794 454 218
36 It’s like time doesn’t exist when we’re together. 1.6069 0.01884 1488 800 473 215
37 For the last time-you're not the center of the universe. 1.6018 0.03404 457 248 143 66
38 This isn't working out - we're worlds apart and you just think everything revolves around you. 1.6013 0.02073 1209 651 389 169
39 I don't know about chemistry, but I definitely feel a magnetic pull. 1.6010 0.01925 1341 707 462 172
40 I know. I can’t remember what I did yesterday, much less 4 billion years ago. 1.5978 0.01991 1273 680 425 168
41 Sure the food’s great, but this place has no atmosphere. 1.5973 0.05140 226 131 55 40
42 In what universe is it ok for me to always pick up the tab? 1.5967 0.02100 1257 704 356 197
43 I’ve never dated anyone who actually was the center of the universe before. 1.5959 0.01952 1418 785 421 212
44 I need to give you some space? 1.5951 0.02055 1230 669 390 171
45 You’re lightyears ahead of my ex. 1.5941 0.02046 1217 657 397 163
46 Who did you expect, Mr. Universe? 1.5893 0.01993 1444 832 373 239
47 Yeah? Well, I think you’re the one who’s self-centered! 1.5890 0.02198 1129 635 323 171
48 Apparently, in space no one can hear you ask for bread. 1.5890 0.03293 528 304 137 87
49 If I had wanted to stare into a void, I could've just stayed at home. 1.5877 0.02190 1106 615 332 159
50 Stop acting like everything revolves around you! 1.5838 0.02063 1259 708 367 184
51 I don't know . . . You just seem so distant. 1.5805 0.02483 801 436 265 100
52 Enough about me. Where do you see yourself in about 20 to 30 million years? 1.5804 0.02095 1225 694 351 180
53 I'M distant? 1.5775 0.03353 471 266 138 67
54 In fact, I find dark matter quite attractive. 1.5772 0.02317 965 540 293 132
55 I just have to ask -- is this how you look now? Or 3 billion years ago? 1.5764 0.02145 1185 680 327 178
56 You know these long distance relationships never workout. 1.5758 0.02249 950 515 323 112
57 How do you deal with these feelings of emptiness? 1.5747 0.02284 931 508 311 112
58 So where do you see yourself in 425,000,000 years? 1.5725 0.02231 1118 652 292 174
59 Is it just me or do you seem very distant tonight? 1.5710 0.02275 1000 565 299 136
60 It's not you, it's me. I need more space. 1.5689 0.02175 1139 658 314 167
61 You’re expanding? What’s that supposed to mean? 1.5685 0.02206 1080 617 312 151
62 Ya know, sometimes it feels like I’m just talking into a void. 1.5641 0.02637 686 378 229 79
63 It’s like everything I say goes in one universe and out the other. 1.5640 0.02613 828 493 203 132
64 no, YOU always think you’re the center of the universe! 1.5603 0.02252 1028 593 294 141
65 Is that a big bang or are you just glad to see me? 1.5577 0.02397 936 550 250 136
66 Is everything ok? You've seemed kind of distant lately. 1.5558 0.02272 968 552 294 122
67 Stop being so nebulous. 1.5536 0.02361 943 552 260 131
68 You always suck the oxygen out the room... 1.5524 0.02688 715 416 203 96
69 I'm sorry, but I just need more space. 1.5519 0.02343 935 543 268 124
70 I just want you to know, I'm interested in more than your heavenly body. 1.5510 0.02344 911 524 272 115
71 I thought by the fifth date we would’ve had the Big Bang already 1.5509 0.02445 913 546 231 136
72 Alright be honest , How much time do we have? 1.5491 0.02680 692 398 208 86
73 When you said, I'd be dining with the stars, I didn't expect this. 1.5473 0.02400 846 484 261 101
74 You seemed younger in your Hubble photo. 1.5458 0.02545 830 497 213 120
75 Does everything have to revolve around you? 1.5439 0.02545 785 460 223 102
76 And as usual,you just suck all the air out of the room. 1.5420 0.02529 797 469 224 104
77 I'm sorry but I'm not ready for a long-distance relationship. 1.5392 0.02597 790 476 202 112
78 You always make me feel so insignificant 1.5388 0.02717 618 349 205 64
79 You are more than a constellation prize to me, my dear. 1.5383 0.02867 613 361 174 78
80 I just feel like your 200 billion suns should’ve come up on our FIRST date 1.5377 0.02665 742 446 193 103
81 My friends warned me how dense you can be. 1.5366 0.02571 738 430 220 88
82 A black hole and an ass hole walk into a bar 1.5357 0.02723 743 457 174 112
83 What do you mean you need space in this relationship? 1.5333 0.02576 750 443 214 93
84 But your profile said, "Miss Universe." 1.5332 0.02659 752 457 189 106
85 When you said you were Miss Universe this is not what I had pictured you would look like” 1.5331 0.02754 711 435 173 103
86 God you're dense. 1.5323 0.02657 712 423 199 90
87 Of course we're having communication issues, I have an iPhone, and you're a Galaxy. 1.5323 0.02794 712 442 161 109
88 You always act like you're somewhere far, far away... 1.5318 0.02467 739 420 245 74
89 No honey, you do not look like you’re expanding. 1.5309 0.02744 729 451 169 109
90 So… do you… gravitate here often? 1.5299 0.02616 685 397 213 75
91 You have this dark energy that's pushing me away, but dammit I still love you. 1.5292 0.02535 718 414 228 76
92 I’m sorry. This isn’t working. We are worlds apart. 1.5261 0.02635 690 406 205 79
93 You don’t have to keep telling me how insignificant I am. 1.5257 0.03951 331 201 86 44
94 This isn't what I meant when I ordered a Cosmo! 1.5237 0.03059 527 315 148 64
95 Finally, a date that appreciates being watched through a telescope from my bedroom window. 1.5218 0.03110 573 361 125 87
96 You look different from your Hubble photos. 1.5215 0.02937 627 391 145 91
97 This is my first time trying carbon dating, too. 1.5169 0.03014 592 371 136 85
98 First date and your intentions are already clear. You'll suck me in and crush the life out of me. 1.5165 0.02725 668 405 181 82
99 Lakewood, New Jersey. How about you? 1.5140 0.02903 644 407 143 94
100 They may regret offering bottomless Margaritas. 1.5128 0.03265 468 286 124 58
101 '"I have to say, you do look younger in your profile picture." 1.5108 0.02642 650 384 200 66
102 Why do we always have to meet at your place? 1.5083 0.03204 480 294 128 58
103 For some reason I feel insignificant in this relationship. 1.5078 0.03066 451 261 151 39
104 You look ravishing. Is that a new asteroid belt? 1.5050 0.03214 499 313 120 66
105 I'm not the one who's been hiding 95% of their mass as dark matter. 1.5037 0.03144 544 348 118 78
106 I'm not technically breaking up with you. I'm just moving on to a parallel universe. 1.5036 0.02856 558 334 167 57
107 I also feel empty deep inside. 1.5012 0.03142 429 251 141 37
108 Will you stop boasting that "Size Matters?" 1.4970 0.03047 505 309 141 55
109 Andromeda never meant anything to me, it was a fling! 1.4949 0.03047 493 300 142 51
110 You're HOW old?? 1.4944 0.03016 532 331 139 62
111 Age is just a number… How many billion? 1.4898 0.03028 488 297 143 48
112 I ordered a cosmos and got more than I bargained for. 1.4845 0.02973 516 319 144 53
113 How much older ? 1.4807 0.03565 414 272 85 57
114 I just feel that we’re light years apart. 1.4795 0.03389 440 285 99 56
115 I wonder where our waiter went. 1.4795 0.03461 438 288 90 60
116 That hostess said there was space at this table. 1.4789 0.03276 426 266 116 44
117 You're just telling me now you have a sun? 1.4787 0.03593 422 282 78 62
118 I'm sorry, Edith, but the universe doesn't resolve around you." 1.4785 0.03504 349 213 105 31
119 Hello darkness, my old friend 1.4763 0.03640 380 247 85 48
120 So, do you have any quarks I should know about? 1.4724 0.03545 434 293 77 64
121 Wow! You look out of this world tonight! 1.4714 0.03186 420 259 124 37
122 So who’s Andromeda? 1.4712 0.03435 416 270 96 50
123 Who are you calling DISTANT? 1.4689 0.03733 354 231 80 43
124 I was looking for someone who had more star qualities. 1.4669 0.03559 317 193 100 24
125 You said the black hole swallowed your wallet last time, Larry. 1.4607 0.03545 382 250 88 44
126 I guess I didn't take 'black-hole of infinite neediness' literally. 1.4592 0.03929 294 189 75 30
127 My ex was a black hole. 1.4566 0.03533 392 260 85 47
128 I usually only date white holes, but something about you pulled me in 1.4565 0.03808 322 210 77 35
129 Now what’s the matter? 1.4561 0.03573 342 218 92 32
130 There you go again, sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4542 0.03934 284 182 75 27
131 Sometimes when we’re together I feel like you’re a million miles away. 1.4514 0.03672 350 231 80 39
132 How many times do I have to tell you I LITERALLY won’t survive visiting your parents for a weekend 1.4500 0.03609 340 220 87 33
133 Why does everything always have to revolve around YOU? 1.4487 0.03719 341 226 77 38
134 I get it. You know a lot of stars. How nice for you. 1.4479 0.03875 317 211 70 36
135 So it said on your profile you don't believe in astrology? 1.4448 0.03606 317 202 89 26
136 For crying out loud, Agnes, you can't keep avoiding the issue by jumping into wormholes. 1.4441 0.03576 331 213 89 29
137 So, your space or mine? 1.4441 0.03830 313 207 73 33
138 Oh, you need more space? That's rich. 1.4438 0.03803 347 237 66 44
139 We seem to be drifting further and further apart. 1.4437 0.03866 284 183 76 25
140 Tell me how you got started. 1.4406 0.03608 320 206 87 27
141 So this is what you meant by a sparkling personality on your profile. 1.4392 0.04099 255 166 66 23
142 And I suppose you're going to pretend you don't know where the garlic knots disappeared? 1.4350 0.04242 246 163 59 24
143 So, that's it? It was just one big bang for you? 1.4347 0.03763 329 222 71 36
144 I don’t want to get sucked in to all of your problems. 1.4335 0.03461 346 225 92 29
145 When you said Big Bang, I had something else in mind. 1.4307 0.04251 274 190 50 34
146 All I’m saying is once in a while it would be nice to go somewhere with atmosphere. 1.4300 0.04110 300 210 51 39
147 I don't mind the age difference if you don't. 1.4295 0.03610 312 203 84 25
148 When they said this restaurant was a “hole-in-the-wall” this was not what I had in mind. 1.4292 0.04108 240 156 65 19
149 I’m sorry, but I can only see you at night. 1.4291 0.04098 261 174 62 25
150 Maybe it’s just me, but you seem very distant tonight.” 1.4281 0.03830 306 206 69 31
151 I'm sorry; I swear, that's not what I meant by 'Uranus.' 1.4280 0.04302 250 170 53 27
152 Sorry. I'm just not into long-distance relationships. 1.4275 0.04131 276 189 56 31
153 If you don't mind, I'd really like to get some air. 1.4275 0.03795 269 173 77 19
154 What five equations would you use to describe yourself? 1.4261 0.04225 284 200 47 37
155 I think you’ve expanded a few sizes since we last met 1.4260 0.03719 277 178 80 19
156 You're being distant. 1.4244 0.04019 271 182 63 26
157 I’m pretty gassy too. 1.4241 0.03867 224 139 75 10
158 What do you mean, "back to your place"? 1.4234 0.03919 274 182 68 24
159 So what about you? Start at the beginning. . 1.4232 0.04265 267 186 49 32
160 So…tell me about your past. 1.4212 0.04096 273 187 57 29
161 Oh! you think everything revolves around you, don't you!? 1.4188 0.03952 277 187 64 26
162 You always do this – you make me feel insignificant. 1.4183 0.03885 263 173 70 20
163 And where do you see yourself in 5 million years? 1.4175 0.03443 297 189 92 16
164 Can I finish my drink before you suck all the fun out of this evening? 1.4155 0.04128 284 200 50 34
165 I think you've had enough cosmos. 1.4154 0.04102 272 188 55 29
166 Stop calling me your insignificant other. 1.4139 0.03592 302 199 81 22
167 Well, maybe I need more space, too. 1.4118 0.04161 238 160 58 20
168 I need some space too! 1.4104 0.03885 251 165 69 17
169 And you say *I'm* the one who's distant? 1.4102 0.03793 256 167 73 16
170 Honestly? I thought Andromeda Galaxy was your stripper name. 1.4097 0.04691 227 163 35 29
171 I see you've been hitting the elliptical 1.4087 0.04097 208 134 63 11
172 We all have some dark matter in our lives. 1.4086 0.03489 257 161 87 9
173 I thought your star power would get us a better table than this! 1.4082 0.04155 245 167 56 22
174 So where do you see yourself in 5 billion years? 1.4075 0.04277 265 189 44 32
175 Your online photo made you look a trillion times bigger. 1.4062 0.04430 224 155 47 22
176 So where do you see yourself in five millennia? 1.4050 0.04388 242 171 44 27
177 Seriously? You need more space? 1.4037 0.04082 270 189 53 28
178 I didn't say your parents are cold, I said they're distant. 1.4023 0.03983 256 174 61 21
179 Sometimes it feels like we're 2,477,500 light years apart. 1.4016 0.04340 254 182 42 30
180 You seem kinda distant tonight. 1.4000 0.03854 245 162 68 15
181 Come on. Lighten up! 1.4000 0.03760 250 164 72 14
182 Are you ready to order? Or do you need another light year 1.4000 0.04296 230 159 50 21
183 You seem to think that everthing revolves around you. 1.3992 0.04291 243 171 47 25
184 You look older than your photo. 1.3991 0.04232 228 156 53 19
185 To be completely honest, listing "Miss Universe" on your dating profile is a bit of a stretch. 1.3971 0.04250 272 198 40 34
186 I can't love someone who has a black hole where their heart should be 1.3958 0.04078 240 164 57 19
187 Care to expand on that? 1.3957 0.04247 230 159 51 20
188 Big Bang? We hardly know one another. 1.3930 0.03978 229 153 62 14
189 You've been very distant lately 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
190 “ We seem to be growing apart faster and faster.” 1.3917 0.04326 217 150 49 18
191 Okay. Start from the beginning. 1.3913 0.04777 207 150 33 24
192 I ordered you the primordial soup. 1.3909 0.04473 220 156 42 22
193 It always revolves around you. 1.3898 0.04333 236 168 44 24
194 You seem so nebulous 1.3898 0.04076 236 162 56 18
195 You sucked the light right out of the room. 1.3892 0.04335 185 123 52 10
196 Funny coincidence: my mom drove a Ford Galaxy. 1.3881 0.04577 219 158 37 24
197 You still need more space? 1.3877 0.04278 227 159 48 20
198 I've never done a long-distance relationship before. 1.3877 0.04186 227 157 52 18
199 You wouldn't believe how long it took me to get here. 1.3862 0.04527 189 130 45 14
200 Andromeda was my mother's name. 1.3850 0.04465 200 139 45 16
201 It’s OK, my last relationship was also long-distance. 1.3830 0.03803 235 157 66 12
202 I love that nothing gets past you. 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
203 So, Andromeda — is that a family name, or...? 1.3796 0.03620 216 139 72 5
204 You need MORE space?! 1.3792 0.04268 240 173 43 24
205 In which universe is that true? 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
206 I think we are light years away from another date. 1.3788 0.04132 198 133 55 10
207 You look nothing like your NASA pictures. 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
208 That's interesting, I work with accounting. 1.3781 0.04440 201 141 44 16
209 I'm not sure how to say this, but I really need more space 1.3773 0.04456 220 159 39 22
210 I want to see other galaxies. 1.3772 0.03718 228 151 68 9
211 Allow me to explain the gravity of the situation. 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
212 Wait...you're how old? 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
213 You're always acting like everything revolves around you! 1.3756 0.04078 197 132 56 9
214 Try to look at the bigger picture here. 1.3750 0.04037 200 134 57 9
215 It seems like it's been light years since I last saw you. 1.3744 0.04071 211 144 55 12
216 You’ve become so distant. 1.3739 0.04330 222 159 43 20
217 How is this going to work if I can only see you at night? 1.3736 0.04982 174 126 31 17
218 You’re seriously not full yet? 1.3732 0.04206 209 145 50 14
219 You’re a bit too deep for me.” 1.3731 0.03959 201 134 59 8
220 On the app you looked younger. 1.3728 0.03552 228 149 73 6
221 Why are you so nebulous? 1.3728 0.04107 228 160 51 17
222 ...New earrings? 1.3725 0.04495 204 146 40 18
223 I like you, but our relationship is too nebulous. 1.3720 0.04095 250 180 47 23
224 ... but that was a long time ago, with a galaxy far, far away.... 1.3719 0.04685 199 145 34 20
225 Your bio mentioned you were out of the this world. 1.3713 0.03817 202 133 63 6
226 Please stop bringing up Margaret, that was light years ago.” 1.3710 0.04046 221 153 54 14
227 My last girlfriend said she needed space too. 1.3709 0.04407 213 153 41 19
228 Quit gazing into me like that! 1.3704 0.03780 216 144 64 8
229 Don’t know why or how but I just gravitated to you 1.3699 0.04069 219 152 53 14
230 Let's not talk about our past 1.3695 0.03929 203 136 59 8
231 I feel like the more I get to know you, the less I really understand you. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
232 I can’t believe I’m dating Miss Universe. 1.3689 0.03952 206 139 58 9
233 My apologies - "supermassive" was a bad choice of words. 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
234 So anal is off the table? 1.3686 0.04432 236 176 33 27
235 But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be a black hole. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
236 You look so much better in person than in your Hubble photo. 1.3682 0.04537 201 145 38 18
237 This is the best launch date I’ve been on in a while. 1.3676 0.04020 185 123 56 6
238 So, you say you're 28... 1.3673 0.03947 196 131 58 7
239 A hole's a hole 1.3672 0.04430 177 122 45 10
240 Well you don't look a day over thirteen billion years. 1.3668 0.04222 199 138 49 12
241 So, you're not impressed that I was Mr Universe?! 1.3667 0.03958 210 143 57 10
242 Do you have a waiter in there? 1.3663 0.03808 202 134 62 6
243 There really IS a black hole at your heart! 1.3662 0.04194 213 150 48 15
244 ‘Oh great, another totally self-absorbed date’ 1.3662 0.03807 213 143 62 8
245 I can’t drive 2 million light years every night to make this relationship work. 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
246 You finished your food so quickly 1.3660 0.03902 194 129 59 6
247 So you had to reserve 30 light-years in advance? 1.3657 0.04076 175 116 54 5
248 You really are out of this world. 1.3656 0.03916 227 157 57 13
249 Can you expand on that? 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
250 You don't look like your Hubble pic. 1.3652 0.04952 178 131 29 18
251 And so then I told her I needed some space…. 1.3652 0.04112 178 119 53 6
252 Usually my dates just disappear into the ladies room. 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
253 Calm down - you’re spiraling. 1.3646 0.04360 181 125 46 10
254 You think the world revolves around you, don't you? 1.3636 0.04108 198 136 52 10
255 Sorry, no, I meant that cocktail made with cranberry juice 1.3636 0.04058 187 126 54 7
256 I knew this date would suck… 1.3636 0.03986 187 125 56 6
257 You never listen to me; I might as well be talking into the void. 1.3632 0.04086 190 129 53 8
258 Well, I need space too! 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
259 I just feel like we keep drifting apart. 1.3627 0.04203 204 143 48 13
260 At this point,I can't escape you. 1.3615 0.03799 213 144 61 8
261 So, how do you identify yourself? 1.3604 0.04116 197 136 51 10
262 No, we haven't met before, but I have watched you through a telescope. 1.3602 0.04625 161 112 40 9
263 Sorry, but my dating profile clearly stated I was looking for someone under 13 billion years old. 1.3598 0.04611 189 137 36 16
264 What do you mean you need some space 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
265 Where do you see yourself in 5,000 years? 1.3592 0.04444 206 150 38 18
266 I've heard of out of body experiences before,but this is ridiculous. 1.3591 0.04207 181 124 49 8
267 How are you liking your Cosmo? 1.3591 0.03829 220 151 59 10
268 This restaurant has no atmosphere. Don’t give it any stars. 1.3584 0.04482 173 121 42 10
269 What’s the matter with you? 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
270 Your problem is you think the universe revolves around you. 1.3575 0.04882 193 146 25 22
271 I gotta be honest, I don’t see much of a future here. 1.3571 0.04115 182 124 51 7
272 What’s your pronoun? 1.3568 0.04739 185 136 32 17
273 Gary was shocked to learn they were both from Woodlynn, New Jersey. 1.3564 0.04558 202 149 34 19
274 Is this what you meant by nonbinary on your profile? 1.3563 0.04750 174 126 34 14
275 We're light years apart on this. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
276 I'm looking for a strictly astrophysical relationship. 1.3559 0.04827 177 130 31 16
277 I think you're being a little nebulous... 1.3558 0.04614 208 156 30 22
278 You look heavenly tonight! 1.3558 0.04192 208 148 46 14
279 Typical, every galaxy thinks it's the center of the Universe. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
280 You look smaller than in your profile pic. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
281 This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned a big bang. 1.3554 0.04910 166 121 31 14
282 What do mean "you need more space?" 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
283 I have not been spying on you. It's called a "telescope." 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
284 So... what were you doing before you were discovered? 1.3543 0.03972 175 117 54 4
285 Can’t you sit still? 1.3539 0.04167 178 122 49 7
286 You think you are SOooo big! 1.3539 0.04012 178 120 53 5
287 So what if we're light years apart? 1.3538 0.04002 195 134 53 8
288 I’m a little star struck to be honest. 1.3537 0.05025 164 121 28 15
289 So, you’re not in the mood for the Big Bang tonight? 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
290 Is something on your mind? It’s as though you’re light years away. 1.3535 0.04027 198 137 52 9
291 You’ve grown so distant. 1.3535 0.04508 198 145 36 17
292 Don't take this the wrong way, but you suck the life out of the room. 1.3535 0.04214 198 140 46 12
293 I don't know why, but I am so attracted to you. 1.3533 0.04080 184 126 51 7
294 You can bend space and time all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that I've been waiting here alone for 45 minutes... 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
295 Is that a Cosmo you are drinking? 1.3520 0.03915 179 120 55 4
296 So ... what are your pronouns? 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
297 So…are you big on astrology 1.3514 0.04134 185 128 49 8
298 I’m going to be upfront, you seem a bit self-absorbed. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
299 No, I’m the center of the universe. 1.3511 0.04021 188 129 52 7
300 Here I am, pouring my heart out, and you’re light years away. 1.3511 0.04489 188 136 38 14
301 You're like all the other galaxies I've dated. Starry, expansive, mesmerizing but at your core is a black hole." 1.3509 0.04579 171 122 38 11
302 So can you tell me what that final scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey means? 1.3500 0.04349 180 127 43 10
303 You're quiet. 1.3497 0.03781 183 122 58 3
304 Why does it take years for you to reply to me? 1.3492 0.04341 189 135 42 12
305 So really... who killed JFK???? 1.3492 0.03933 189 129 54 6
306 I feel like I put a lot into this relationship and I never get anything back 1.3488 0.04085 172 117 50 5
307 Cut the crap, I can see right through you! 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
308 I took the liberty of ordering you a Cosmo. 1.3483 0.04306 178 125 44 9
309 I was promised a black ho. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
310 Let's talk about boundaries 1.3476 0.04461 164 115 41 8
311 Really? You're full? 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
312 Another vacuous date. 1.3469 0.03703 196 132 60 4
313 Talking to you is like talking to a black hole. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
314 You’re saying YOU need more space? 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
315 Bryan had the feeling this would a long conversation. 1.3466 0.03859 176 118 55 3
316 Thanks for putting my missing neck into perspective. 1.3457 0.04149 188 132 47 9
317 They told me you were a conversational black hole. 1.3457 0.03938 188 129 53 6
318 You’re denser than your profile pic. 1.3455 0.04039 191 133 50 8
319 Asking about dark matter is not racist. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
320 It's like we've grown light-years apart 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
321 You just think the whole world revolves around you. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
322 Of course I understand the gravity of the situation 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
323 You seem very distant tonight. 1.3439 0.04583 189 140 33 16
324 You just make me feel so small. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
325 I find you infinitely dense. 1.3427 0.03825 178 120 55 3
326 That's O.K. I too lied about my age. 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
327 YOU need space? 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
328 Lately, you seem...distant. 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
329 You are truly one in a billion. 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
330 I didn't know you out of towners drank red wine. 1.3416 0.04415 161 113 41 7
331 Can you at least show some signs of life 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
332 I'm not sure I'm ready for 10⁸ children. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
333 Don't think I haven't noticed how deGrasse Tyson keeps staring at you." 1.3409 0.05018 176 135 22 19
334 You look a lot blurrier in your picture. 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
335 Im sorry, this isn’t working. We’re light years apart and I need my own space. 1.3404 0.04717 188 142 28 18
336 Well, you seem really bright. 1.3404 0.04274 188 135 42 11
337 For the last time, I wasn’t looking at Uranus. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
338 You have a knack for making people feel insignificant. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
339 'Everyone lies about their age.' 1.3377 0.04244 154 106 44 4
340 This place has no atmosphere. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
341 But size doesn’t matter, right? 1.3373 0.04015 169 116 49 4
342 Well, you don't have to go all supernova about it. 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
343 I'm sorry, I think you're just too limiting for me. 1.3371 0.04097 175 122 47 6
344 You think you're the center of the universe, don't you? 1.3370 0.04660 184 138 30 16
345 You don't look a day over 11 billion. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
346 So…are you from around here? 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
347 You look great for your age. 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
348 The big bang comes after I pay the check. 1.3352 0.04113 179 126 46 7
349 Since when has my world revolved around you? 1.3333 0.04193 168 118 44 6
350 Ohhh, now I get it! 1.3333 0.03999 156 106 48 2
351 You seem like you’re a million light years away. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
352 In space, no one can hear you chew with your mouth open 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
353 Wait—I’m making you feel insignificant?! 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
354 If I hear you say your stomach is a black hole one more time, Vera, so help me GOD- 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
355 You know, not everything revolves around you. 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
356 How old did you say you are? 1.3314 0.04173 169 119 44 6
357 Could you stop being so dense? 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
358 I must say you look out of this world tonight. 1.3313 0.04268 163 115 42 6
359 Somebody certainly thinks they're the center of the universe. 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
360 You just take and take… 1.3313 0.04318 160 113 41 6
361 Are you even listening? You look a little spaced out. 1.3312 0.04179 157 109 44 4
362 Yeah, we get it, everyone is attracted to you. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
363 You looked a lot less infinite online 1.3311 0.05198 148 112 23 13
364 I feel a real pull towards you already 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
365 Great view but no atmosphere. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
366 Getting a little carried away with ourself, are we? 1.3295 0.03818 176 121 52 3
367 Finally! 1.3295 0.03676 173 117 55 1
368 I’m not sure you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
369 Your stars are like eyes. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
370 You said you needed space. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
371 I take it you're the 'less history, more mystery' type. 1.3289 0.04199 149 103 43 3
372 Sometimes I think you're a little self-centered. 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
373 Look, we both know how big a star you used to be. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
374 What's the matter? 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
375 Oh,no. You're not going to wormhole your way out of this one. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
376 Do I need to remind you again? You are not the center of the universe. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
377 Could you be less nebulous? 1.3276 0.04248 174 125 41 8
378 It's just... You looked a little less red-shifted on Hubble. 1.3276 0.04764 174 132 27 15
379 I’ve never felt like this on a date before. I’m not sure if it’s love or your gravitational pull. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
380 So . . . what's your sign? 1.3274 0.03915 168 116 49 3
381 What makes you think you're more enlightened? 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
382 Yes we had a big bang, but it was 13.8 billion years before I met you! 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
383 Are we ready to order food now or do you need a few more eons? 1.3265 0.04335 147 103 40 4
384 That light is right in my eyes! 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
385 You’re Spiraling, Sammy 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
386 Do I even matter to you? 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
387 It’s not you, it’s me. I just need more space. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
388 I am afraid if I kiss you goodnight, you will just suck the life out of me! 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
389 Do you have to suck the fun out, too? 1.3256 0.04276 172 124 40 8
390 Your profile said “would consider long distance,” but really??? 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
391 You know I'm drawn to you". 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
392 No,really. I prefer the cold and distant type. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
393 Do you like Star Trek? 1.3243 0.03853 185 130 50 5
394 I know I was promised a Big Bang, but… wow. 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
395 When I said you were my world I wasn’t being ignorant. It’s an expression! 1.3235 0.03967 170 119 47 4
396 Of course you left your wallet back in Strathem-Alfa-XJ36 again. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
397 I wanted to date a star. Not a star and her whole galaxy of friends! 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
398 Me? Oh, I'm a dentist. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
399 My ex didn't believe me when I said I needed space. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
400 You’ve been distant. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
401 I think you had one too many Cosmos 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
402 I don't know how but you always seem to pull me back in... 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
403 You just revolve around yourself don't you! 1.3212 0.04211 165 118 41 6
404 So this is psilocybin! 1.3209 0.05565 134 104 17 13
405 So you never updated the website? 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
406 Wait, how old are you? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
407 That was not a microdose… 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
408 The world does revolve around you. I see that now 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
409 So, yeah, I’m getting why you’re finding the neighborhood a little on the quiet side. 1.3197 0.04316 147 104 39 4
410 Wow, I feel irresistibly attracted to you. 1.3190 0.04147 163 116 42 5
411 I’m new to carbon dating 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
412 What’s your preferred pronoun? 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
413 You think I’m self-centered? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
414 The light at this table is perfect. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
415 Sometimes you just make me feel so insignificant. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
416 I’m just not looking for something all-consuming right now. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
417 Babe, I swear! It was a long time ago with a galaxy far, far away. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
418 You're the one spiraling out of control! 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
419 I think a first date is too soon for a "Big Bang" 1.3169 0.04399 142 101 37 4
420 So you need space? Well, I need substance 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
421 So, where're you from? I mean, originally 1.3164 0.04750 177 137 24 16
422 No, you suck. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
423 There, I've said it, there's a black hole where your heart should be. 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
424 I really wish you weren’t so nebulous. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
425 This is the last time I take you to the all-you-can-eat 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
426 So, my galaxy friend of infinite time, will I ever win the New Yorker Winning Caption? 1.3154 0.05782 130 103 13 14
427 Sorry I'm late. It was farther than I thought. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
428 This cartoon is so odd that after several days, I can’t think of a single funny or even reasonable caption. 1.3151 0.05477 146 116 14 16
429 Excuse me,I ordered a Cosmo. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
430 I knew you were lying the moment you said you were a down-to-earth person! 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
431 I didn’t forget your birthday, but how do I buy a gift for someone who has everything? 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
432 I used to be a big star too. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
433 You seem miles away tonight. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
434 So you do feel that everything revolves around you… 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
435 ...but enough about me. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
436 Sometimes it just feels like I’m talking into a vacuum. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
437 You don't look like your dating profile picture. 1.3137 0.04297 153 110 38 5
438 You look stellar tonight, but you seem like you're light years away. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
439 Yeah? Well, I contain multitudes too!" 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
440 It just, well you’re a lot. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
441 Time may be a construct, but you were still an hour late. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
442 And look- when you meet my parents... no exploding novae, no black holes, no sudden bursts of deadly radiation. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
443 About me? Well, where do I start? 1.3129 0.03942 163 115 45 3
444 What's with all the dark energy this evening? 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
445 You just go on and on don’t you! 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
446 Just like all my other dates ..... you're a cosmic black hole. 1.3121 0.03895 173 123 46 4
447 I hope I wasn't too preumptuous, but I ordered a cosmo for you. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
448 You know this wasn't what I meant when I said I needed some space. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
449 Your dad will never accept a creationist. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
450 It's not that you don't give me space, it's rather that I don't feel like I have time... 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
451 How many rings do you need? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
452 Still singularity after all these years, huh? 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
453 Was I just some big bang to you? 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
454 Sorry, you are amazing, but I'm above being “starstruck." 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
455 I was hoping for a solid relationship but I'm finding this one somewhat nebulous... 1.3106 0.04764 161 123 26 12
456 I should have known you’d want a cosmo instead of an old-fashioned 1.3105 0.03682 190 135 51 4
457 "I'm beginning to think you know exactly where our waiter disappeared to." 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
458 I get the sense you just want me to fill a void. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
459 Honey, you're spiraling again 1.3088 0.04368 136 97 36 3
460 Tipping IS universal! 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
461 I’m sorry…I’m just looking for something with more depth. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
462 My space or yours? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
463 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the worlds in all the universe, you spin into mine. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
464 Let’s just see where this goes? 1.3082 0.03985 159 113 43 3
465 I feel you are just sucking me in 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
466 All my friends think I'm dating a candy bar! 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
467 I'm sorry, you're drawing a blank . 1.3077 0.04129 156 112 40 4
468 I'm sorry. This isn't working. You just suck all the energy out of me. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
469 What’s your favorite candy? 1.3073 0.03965 179 130 43 6
470 I can see right through you. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
471 So, all your pictures are actually you from millions of years ago? 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
472 Don’t worry…age is just a number 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
473 I'm guarded? You've barely shared 5% of yourself with me. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
474 You're still hungry? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
475 You were bigger in the pictures. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
476 You looked at least a billion years younger in your profile photo 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
477 So what do you do for work? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
478 I'm sensing a dark, bottomless void at your core. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
479 I will never understand you. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
480 Can we talk about anything other than your Big Bang experience? 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
481 Would you mind closing your mouth when you are sucking dense matter into nonexistence? It’s gross. 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
482 Now that you’re one with the Universe where do I fit in? 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
483 Where is my wife? I asked for Audra, not Andramada! 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
484 Galactus, Devouror of Worlds. And what's your name? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
485 I warned you about the second negroni. 1.3041 0.04142 148 106 39 3
486 I know my waistline is expanding, but you should talk. 1.3034 0.04302 145 105 36 4
487 I agree this place is intimate, but there's just no atmosphere. 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
488 You're not the only galaxy in the universe. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
489 Don’t be such a black hole! 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
490 Food’s great but no atmosphere 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
491 You make me feel small. 1.3026 0.04179 152 110 38 4
492 It’s like I’m talking to a black hole. 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
493 I’m sorry, I was expecting a candy bar 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
494 Don’t get mad. I have no idea where I’m looking. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
495 Actually, a four star review is quite good. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
496 Narrator: He was hoping the night ended in naked singularity. 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
497 I'm just looking for a big bang. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
498 I've GIVEN you space! I've given you SO MUCH space! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
499 Look- I admit it. I dated the Milky Way. So what? 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
500 Actually, all holes matter. 1.3014 0.05268 146 116 16 14
501 i wasn’t sure you’d pick up 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
502 My ex was an emotional black hole too. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
503 Oh sure you’re here with me now, but it feels like your thoughts are a septillion miles away. 1.3007 0.04051 153 110 40 3
504 I was hoping for the Big Bang. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
505 Great, another one that thinks they're the center of the universe. 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
506 Well you don’t look anything like your picture either 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
507 The service is good, but this place has no atmosphere. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
508 Your dating app said you were much younger...... 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
509 Good Heavens!! 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
510 If we're all just stardust, then explain to me how this bourbon can have notes of both oak AND vanilla? 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
511 Of all the gin joints in all the quadrants of all the universe, you gravitate into mine 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
512 It took an eternity to get a table here. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
513 I’m not the only one who’s constantly expanding 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
514 Collapse on over here and drink your cosmopolitan! 1.2987 0.03923 154 110 42 2
515 I'm surprised you agreed to meet even after you caught me spying on you with a telescope. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
516 I didn’t realize that when you promised an out of this world cocktail, you meant it literally. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
517 It it’s been nice meeting you, but I need someone more down to Earth. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
518 You fail to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
519 So, I guess ‘gal’ on your dating profile was an abbrevoation. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
520 You're so hot, I can't take my eyes off of you. 1.2973 0.04337 148 109 34 5
521 Yeah, well, I've got "uncharted mysteries" in me, too. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
522 The 'shrooms may be kicking in. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
523 So, where you from? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
524 Well, your profile did say Ms. Universe… 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
525 Your profile said you were a wormhole. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
526 So, what’s new under the sun? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
527 Wait, where did our waiter go? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
528 Of all the gin joints in all the universe you walked into mine. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
529 Your eternal silence terrifies me… ever heard of small talk? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
530 I know, I know, you need space. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
531 You had a lot more stars in your profile picture 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
532 The dog? Sure. Why not? You've taken everything else. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
533 You’re spiraling again. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
534 You just me feel so insignificant. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
535 Based on your profile I was expecting a red giant. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
536 You think you’re the center of the universe! 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
537 I don't mean to brag, but I am the senior manager at the most profitable Subway franchise in Poughkeepsie. What do you do? 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
538 Yes! There is a hole in our relationship! 1.2917 0.04949 168 136 15 17
539 I just need some time and space. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
540 Im just saying, for once itd be nice if you asked about me 1.2910 0.04345 134 98 33 3
541 I understand, you need your space. I get it. 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
542 You’re just trying to pull me in. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
543 This date sucks. 1.2905 0.03983 148 107 39 2
544 I can't love you in a vacuum. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
545 Waiting for Galileo. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
546 I really don't think *I'm* the one sucking all the energy out of the room here. 1.2901 0.04400 131 96 32 3
547 So you really believe the whole world revolves around you? 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
548 Let's get out of this place. It has no atmosphere. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
549 It's just, you've been so distant lately... 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
550 Me? Nebulous!? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
551 You act like the whole universe revolves around you. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
552 You got a blue planet stuck between your teeth. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
553 So what if I gained twenty pounds? You're constantly expanding. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
554 Not everything revolves around you, you know. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
555 In space, no-one can hear you ask for a menu. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
556 Good thing you made a reservation. It takes light years just to get a table here. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
557 I’m sorry, how old did you say you were? 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
558 Tell me more about yourself....leave nothing out! 1.2878 0.03987 139 100 38 1
559 Oh, c'mon. I told you the restaurant was out of this world. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
560 No, the James Webb telescope does not make your butt look big. 1.2870 0.06036 108 87 11 10
561 Your problem is you think the world revolves around you. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
562 You seem very remote today. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
563 The rules for our relationship feel so nebulous. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
564 The foods great here––but there's no atmosphere." 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
565 What do you mean, 'We're drifting apart'? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
566 Is something wrong? You seem distant. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
567 Can we talk about something other than the Big Bang? 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
568 It’s all relative. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
569 I don’t really have a problem with the age difference. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
570 I think we could make long distance work. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
571 You look older than your profile picture. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
572 Oh, so, we're breaking up because you need more space? 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
573 I get it - you need space. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
574 The food is great but there is no atmosphere. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
575 When you said you were Miss Universe this is not what I was expecting 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
576 I can't help but notice that you seem a million light-years away tonight. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
577 42. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
578 ...that's my whole point! You're being selfish, you act like you're the center of the universe! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
579 You seem a million miles away. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
580 So we’re in agreement, the universe revolves around me. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
581 Do you swallow? 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
582 So why is this Webb guy always posting pictures of you? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
583 So, tell me a bit about yourself. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
584 You don’t look like your Hubble spectrograph. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
585 All I requested was outside seating 1.2826 0.05343 138 112 13 13
586 I'm getting a little tired of hearing how you used to be a star. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
587 I see you're spiraling again... 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
588 I’m not distant; you’re distant! 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
589 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the milky way. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
590 I thought you said our love did not exist in a vacuum. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
591 I just need more space right now. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
592 You’ve been distant recently. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
593 You've gotten exponentially bigger since the last time I saw you. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
594 Great food, but no atmosphere. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
595 I thought you said Michelin star. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
596 Wow! I think that gummy just kicked in. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
597 What do you mean I don't appreciate the gravity of the situation? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
598 Yeah, well, you're a little more vast than your Tinder profile picture. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
599 I ordered for you. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
600 This may sound harsh, but everyone I know has been inside you. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
601 I lied about my age. You? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
602 I’ve come to realize that there is a supermassive black hole in your heart. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
603 And I thought my ex sucked all the air out of the room 😐 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
604 Has it ever occurred to you that there might be more to me, too? 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
605 I feel myself strangely attracted to you. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
606 It’s nice to have a civil conversation with the void instead of screaming into it. 1.2800 0.05518 125 101 13 11
607 Looks like you’re enjoying the cosmos.” 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
608 And I thought Uranus was gassy. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
609 What do you mean you forgot your wallet 1.2793 0.05889 111 90 11 10
610 It's been light years since you paid. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
611 When an only child meets the actual center of the universe 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
612 It's my fault, really. Your profile did come off as quite nebulous. 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
613 I ordered you a Cosmo. I hope you don't find that offensive. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
614 I don't do long distance relationships. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
615 Your friend used the word "stellar", is all. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
616 I used to think you were one of a kind, now I realize there are millions out there, just like you. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
617 Why does everything always revolve around you? 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
618 You look super, Nova! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
619 You think I don’t listen? I’m the one screaming into a void here. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
620 I know, I know first came the Big Bang, but could we just order an appetizer? 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
621 If you think you might explode, please do it in the restroom. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
622 Ok, so everything doesn't revolve around me. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
623 I find that dating in the current atmosphere is quite nebulous. 1.2778 0.04312 126 93 31 2
624 You look nothing like your photo” 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
625 I don't like talking into the void 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
626 This isn't what I thought you meant when you said your profile picture was a close-up. 1.2774 0.03976 137 100 36 1
627 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR DRINK ISNT MILKY ENOUGH 1.2769 0.04088 130 95 34 1
628 And where exactly is "your place?" 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
629 I like your enthusiasm for glitter 1.2766 0.04040 141 104 35 2
630 It's the last time we go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
631 Don't order anything too spicy. You know it gives you supernovas... 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
632 cosmo? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
633 I've never gone on a date with someone in their billions before. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
634 It’s been light years since our last date. 1.2761 0.04156 134 99 33 2
635 You're so distant tonight. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
636 We've drifted apart. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
637 You make me feel so small sometimes. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
638 I’m just not sure you’re enough for me. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
639 It's like you think everything revolves around you. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
640 I think you’re hot, and you still think I’m shady?” 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
641 I really don’t want to get sucked into a relationship right now. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
642 Here’s to a stellar dinner. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
643 You seem to be in another world today. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
644 We broke up because you're such a typical void, all sunshine on the outside, but dark and suffocating on the inside. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
645 I want to see other voids. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
646 You looked like a black hole in your online picture. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
647 How many times do I have to say it? Venus and I are done. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
648 What are your pronouns? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
649 Not what I meant when I said I need lots of space. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
650 Well, you don't look a day over a billion. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
651 Your profile picture looks ten billion years younger. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
652 So, where do we begin? 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
653 Our age difference has never been a problem for me, so I don't know why you're making such a big deal of it now. 1.2734 0.03929 139 102 36 1
654 I'll have what it's having. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
655 I’ve been in long distance relationships - they don’t work. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
656 You look older than in your profile. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
657 I think I’m just too young for you. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
658 No, I wanted a Milky Way bar. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
659 You’re a guy-axy?! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
660 I think it is easier if I come to you. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
661 I've had it with your indifference. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
662 Pisces. What's yours? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
663 I bet in some parallel universe you and I are just a cartoon drawing and people are sitting there writing witty captions to it. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
664 The service here is terrible. 1.2720 0.03996 125 91 34 0
665 So,where were you born? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
666 I just think we’re in two separate universes. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
667 Who orders a Milky Way at a five star restaurant? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
668 So I’ve put on a little weight —I thought you of all people would be more sensitive about something being ever-expanding. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
669 I contain multitudes, too, you know. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
670 I've said it before, your age is not a factor. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
671 I didn't say you were fat, I only said you seem to have expanded a tad since we last met. 1.2705 0.05464 122 99 13 10
672 Its not you, its meteor. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
673 It could never work. I'm a being of flesh and blood, with thoughts and feelings, and you're a Republican. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
674 Just outside of Cleveland, ... and you? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
675 It's rude to lie about your age and weight on the apps 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
676 I need space. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
677 Food's fine, but the place has no atmosphere. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
678 I don't know, you just seem a little distant this evening. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
679 You’re spiraling out of control. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
680 It's just... too much. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
681 So, are you ok with long distance relationships? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
682 You're going to conveniently disappear into that black hole again and stick me with the bill again, aren't you. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
683 What turns you on? 1.2692 0.04200 130 97 31 2
684 You always take and take, but never give. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
685 My last girlfriend was a star, but I just wanted more 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
686 I’m looking for someone who can match my energy. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
687 You could've told me your age before our third date. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
688 you just think the whole universe revolves around you don’t you? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
689 In your profile you said you had two suns... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
690 So 42 is the answer? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
691 What do you say we grab a few Milkways and head back to your place. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
692 You always make we feel insignificant 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
693 You looked much younger from a telescope. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
694 So, your parents named you after a candy bar? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
695 Finally, a date with gravitas! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
696 You’re a lot older than you look. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
697 Sorry, but for a first date, you're emitting a lot of gas. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
698 You better fill me in 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
699 POV Your date is spacing out. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
700 Well -you took your time! 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
701 I'm more of a Snickers guy 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
702 I’m still worried you’re going to burn out eventually. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
703 So, do you come here and consume everything often? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
704 When they said I was having dinner with Miss Universe, this was not at all what I expected... 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
705 Ok. So where are you from? 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
706 You're bringing this up now? That was light-years ago! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
707 Next time I pick the restaurant. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
708 I did ask for someone bright and mature, but.... 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
709 You've gone too far this time" 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
710 What do you mean, you’re ‘all of the signs’? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
711 The talk is, Andromeda's going to hit you with everything she's got. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
712 Who are you, really, Samantha? 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
713 So, I see you're non-binary" 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
714 I don't care about the age difference, what is 10 to the power of 7 light years? 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
715 Good food, no atmosphere. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
716 I can't go #2. I've got asteroids. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
717 So I take it you're not from Venus? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
718 I thought you'd be bigger than that. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
719 I am getting very tired of this nebulous conversation! 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
720 So,what’s new in your world? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
721 Dont just suck that down, you need to savor it. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
722 All you talk about is stuff that happened a million years ago! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
723 God, it’s been light years, Ruthie! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
724 I’m just not ready to go to your place yet. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
725 You seem so distant. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
726 At your center is a heart of darkness. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
727 I just need some space. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
728 Well, you certainly don't look like you're 10 billion years old. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
729 You have a celestial body. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
730 I didn't say 'vapid,' I said 'vacuous.' 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
731 If you're the Milky Way galaxy prove it. Show me Uranus. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
732 When you said you had gas, I didn’t expect this. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
733 I feel like you are just sucking up all of my energy. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
734 This maybe the worst dating app ever! 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
735 My eyes are up here 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
736 I’m sorry that I couldn’t see you last night. Some clouds were in the way. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
737 What do you mean you’re leaving me for a red dwarf? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
738 I'm sensing a lot of negative energy. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
739 You can’t keep using “entropy” as an excuse for forgetting out anniversary. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
740 Well, the world doesn't revolve around you either! 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
741 Why all the nebulous responses? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
742 It’s ok, we’re both quarky 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
743 So, tell me about where you were born. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
744 Maybe it’s just the booze, but I feel like you’re sucking me in to something dangerous, from which I will never escape. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
745 What do you mean you want closure? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
746 So, you've always worked remotely? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
747 You're light years ahead of the other women I've dated." 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
748 Dinner was stellar. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
749 Easy for you to say ‘love you to the moon and back’ 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
750 I assume you’re having your coffee the milky way? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
751 Could we just skip the origin story, please? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
752 Knowing that you're actually breaking up with me in 100,000 light years doesn't make it any less painful. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
753 Mars, actually. And you? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
754 Andromeda, is that a family name? 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
755 So, you’re asking for more space? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
756 Wow. You are SO deep. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
757 Escape Velocity: Engaged 1.2612 0.03809 134 99 35 0
758 I ordered you a Cosmos-politan. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
759 I ordered a Cosmos. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
760 It seems like it has been 14 billion years since we talked. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
761 There’s always a black hole in your pocket when it’s time to pay. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
762 Funny, you don't look 13.7 Billion years old.... 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
763 No, you pay. The bill you left me with last time was astronomical. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
764 Everything revolves around you! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
765 You know, you always make me feel so insignificant. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
766 I thought your profile said you were only 10 billion years old. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
767 The problem is that you always have to make me feel insignificant? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
768 I usually feel like I’m the one who is spaced out on the first date. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
769 I’m sorry, but the world doesn’t revolve around you. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
770 So that's where all our money goes. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
771 I gotta say… ya look stellar. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
772 Why is it whenever I bring up having kids you space out? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
773 You seem distant this evening. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
774 Oh, just suck it up. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
775 We can all agree gravity is a bitch. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
776 Honestly, I’m looking for someone who’s more down to earth. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
777 I asked for a Cosmo,not a cosmos. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
778 Stop calling me Clarence. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
779 Where do you see yourself in the next billion years? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
780 So, what's your origin story? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
781 Oh yeah? Well I'm kinda a big deal myself! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
782 Some pull you have. Could the maitre' d have seated us any further out? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
783 Well, of course, that big bang is going to raise your insurance. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
784 For the last time, no, it doesn’t make you look supermassive 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
785 When I said I needed space, I didn't mean this. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
786 It just feels like the stars are aligning for us 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
787 100 Billion stars? That’s pretty cool. Reminds me of how I played 3 sports in High School 1.2569 0.05888 109 91 8 10
788 This is a supermassive mistake 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
789 How many stars did you rate this place? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
790 I’m just saying, I think we need to give each other some space. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
791 I am sorry, but this is not going to work. We are just light years apart. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
792 What do you do for fun? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
793 I think you've been lying about your age! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
794 So...what's your star sign? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
795 I don't want to be sucked into this conversation 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
796 ' Sorry, no big bang on a first date' 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
797 Well, I used to be called a Master of the Universe, but now I'm just Managing Director of a foreign exchange group. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
798 Relativity speaking, Uranus is hardly noticeable. 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
799 I think I've heard this one before in another galaxy far, far away... 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
800 I never know what you're thinking. You're too nebulous. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
801 I'm glad we could find a babysitter. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
802 I said a little space, not all of it. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
803 It's not you, it's everything. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
804 Let me be more clear about what I meant when I said I want to date someone who is geographically desirable. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
805 Next time can we pick a restaurant closer to my neighborhood? 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
806 So, what’s your pronoun. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
807 It's like you just take, take take. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
808 You seem…distant. Was it something I said? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
809 We have to stop meeting like this. My other galaxy is beginning to suspect. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
810 The prices here are astronomical. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
811 So you're not from around here… 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
812 Sorry, I thought you said you were fabulous, not nebulous. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
813 I think you are a bit self-centered for me. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
814 I'm just worried you're going to spiral. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
815 No, that constellation doesn't make you look fat. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
816 I'm beginning to think you don't want to be seen with me. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
817 No, what Captain Kirk said is not true 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
818 I feel like I’ve been attracted to you since the day I was born… 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
819 Could you expand on that. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
820 I hear that the Crab Nebula is out of this world. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
821 That's what you came all this way to say? 'Send more Chuck Berry' 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
822 This is the last time I order a cosmo. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
823 You’re pretty late for traveling at the speed of light. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
824 How"s your cosmo? 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
825 Another one! Where are you putting it? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
826 It’s great to finally meet someone else with real depth. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
827 I can’t help but find myself gravitating towards you. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
828 I want my car keys back. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
829 You are one in a billion. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
830 What do you mean, I'm not the center of your world? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
831 You have a stellar personality but at your core you're just a black hole. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
832 Terrible atmosphere. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
833 Jesus, didn't expect a lecture - all I asked is "where are you from?" 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
834 = “I’ve started seeing other galaxies.” 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
835 I refuse to get sucked in to this conversation with you again. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
836 What sign are you? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
837 You look nebulous tonight. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
838 How far is "far far away?" 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
839 I don’t care where you’re from. We tip twenty percent in America. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
840 Let me guess, another cosmo? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
841 You say you need space then you pull me back in! 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
842 Are you sure those were shiitake mushrooms? 🍄 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
843 When the waiter brings the dessert, can you at least let me have a taste before you suck it all in again? 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
844 Yes of course everything revolves around you, but must you act like it everywhere we go? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
845 Actually, I grew up near you. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
846 You’re such a good listener 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
847 You looked younger in your profile photo… 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
848 Can you counsel me in how to become a star? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
849 You sucks. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
850 Ok, how about just a little bang then? 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
851 I hope this ends how it all started. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
852 Why so Sirius? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
853 Maybe I'm projecting but do you ever feel like there's nothing out there? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
854 That's not what I meant when I said, "I want some space." 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
855 My ex sucked the light out of me 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
856 Now that's a nebulous answer. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
857 Lately our relationship seems nebulous. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
858 I was hoping for one of the Seven Sisters. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
859 Well aren't you just the center of the Universe?!?" 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
860 I know black holes absorb everything, but a third martini? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
861 Again. Every time we break up, you try to pull me back in. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
862 Cover up, I can see Uranus. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
863 I must admit I didn’t expect you to go that far back in your origin story. But, hey, the visual imaging is pretty cool. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
864 Let me remind you, Gladys, that you're the one who keeps asking if I think you're fat. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
865 So, what do you do? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
866 Leave room for dessert. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
867 I just feel like you're slowly sucking the life out of me. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
868 Sorry about being late. I got the right space but the wrong time 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
869 I DO understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
870 Jeez! I get it! You’re so deep! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
871 You and I are worlds apart. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
872 There you go again, staring off into space. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
873 I’m here to speak with you about your cars extended warranty. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
874 Whatever you heard about Andromeda and me is a lie. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
875 The people at Samsung have an offer for you. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
876 Enough already with the Cosmos. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
877 Ever since the universe started expanding, we've been drifting apart 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
878 No, it’s not just the age thing. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
879 I'm sorry to end it like this, but I need more personal space. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
880 You just don’t see the gravity of the situation! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
881 what do you mean by “men are from Mars?” 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
882 This isn’t what I expected when you said you were “out of this world.” 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
883 ‘So, how are you? It’s been an eternity!’ 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
884 After dating the sun, I’m looking for someone a little less self-centered. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
885 To be perfectly honest, you suck all the energy out of the room. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
886 This out-of-this-world dinner date isn't so out-of-this-world. 1.2482 0.03704 137 103 34 0
887 So no comeback, huh? 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
888 Would you like another cosmos? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
889 Your problem is you think the whole world revolves around you... 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
890 The food here is out of this world. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
891 And here we are again...The universe doesn't revolve around you! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
892 You’re not the only galaxy out there, you know. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
893 You are smaller than I expected. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
894 I nebula saw you coming. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
895 I’m also expanding. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
896 I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
897 True, you're beautiful and mysterious. You're also full of dust and gas. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
898 There’s parts of you that I will never understand.” 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
899 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the worlds in all the systems in all the . . . 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
900 You make my problems seem insignificant. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
901 No way! Milky Ways are MY favorite Halloween candy! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
902 Everyone always thought you were hot! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
903 I told you that datug me would be an out-of-this-world experience. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
904 I wish you would stop choosing restaurants with no atmosphere. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
905 Why is it ALWAYS about YOU!? 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
906 I feel like you just take and take and take… 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
907 Oh yeah. You’re soooo deep. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
908 I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
909 I feel like we're growing apart. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
910 You really are full of yourself 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
911 I hope I’m not being too forward when I say, the view of Uranus from here is spectacular 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
912 I don't want to get sucked in 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
913 Big bang, huh? That’s a lot to live up to. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
914 Wanna bang? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
915 So how big a bang for a buck are we talking about? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
916 I’m sick of these dating apps. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
917 I don’t think this will work out. We’re just worlds apart. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
918 Why do you always have to suck the light out of my life? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
919 My sister said you were deep, but I had no idea! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
920 You seem rather distant to me 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
921 A billion stars but not one from Michelin. 1.2459 0.05246 122 101 12 9
922 You light up my life.... 1.2458 0.03980 118 89 29 0
923 You look very young for your age. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
924 I don’t care about the age difference! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
925 Wait till I destroy Uranus 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
926 I'm sick of everything revolving around you. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
927 Im sorry but you're clearly older than what you put on your dating profile 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
928 I loved you in ‘Interstellar.’ 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
929 I meant to swipe left. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
930 We should have stopped after the 2nd bottle 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
931 Everything seems so insignificant compared to you 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
932 It seems a little arrogant to be calling yourself super, Nova. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
933 So where did you say you were from? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
934 Honestly, you don't look a day over 13.5 billion! 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
935 I hope you aren't expecting a Big Bang on our 1st date. You'll be lucky to get a Partial Eclipse. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
936 Something's wrong. I can tell. You're a million miles away. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
937 Sometimes I feel like there's a big black hole at the centre of our relationship. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
938 I'd prefer a place with more atmosphere. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
939 Would you mind doing separate checks? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
940 I've grown distant? You're the one expanding 3.3 million light years per megaparsec! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
941 I truly love you Andromeda but you can't expect me to wait 5 billion years before we collide! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
942 Jeez, all I said was you oughta get those sunspots checked out. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
943 When I saw you on Tinder, I knew it was more than just some cosmic coincidence. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
944 You seem distant tonight. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
945 So, you think you're the center of the universe? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
946 I honestly don't see why everyone's so drawn to you. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
947 You seem quite distant tonight. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
948 That’s a little ten forward. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
949 You don’t look a year over thirteen billion. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
950 I don’t like to discuss my age. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
951 Can't you just lighten up a bit? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
952 Yes, I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
953 I feel that I need more space. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
954 after my last relationship I was really just looking for a bit of space 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
955 You're too old for me, but thanks for the drink. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
956 So just eat the olive, Celeste. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
957 Just what do you mean by, 'I need more space?' 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
958 God still missing his dice? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
959 I feel like we’re drifting apart. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
960 Your profile picture made you look much younger. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
961 This place has zero atmosphere| 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
962 You're sucking all the energy out of the room again. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
963 Oh sure, just flame out and leave me with the tab! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
964 How's the Wormhole cocktail? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
965 Yes, I read your bio, but I thought "galaxy girl" meant you didn't have an iPhone. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
966 Brain the size of a galaxy, and still you come 30 minutes late. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
967 It's lonely being God. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
968 What did the dermatologist say? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
969 I must admit I'm worried if we get it on, will I disappear?! 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
970 Relationship Status: It's Nebulous 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
971 Sometimes I feel like what I say to you just goes in one year and out another. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
972 Listen man, it’s not that deep. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
973 So, any siblings? 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
974 When I said you were my whole universe, I meant that metaphorically. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
975 How much personal space do you need? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
976 The drinks are great, but the atmosphere is awful. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
977 Okay, so I’m no Carl Sagan… 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
978 Sorry for bringing up dark matter. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
979 Uranus is particularly beautiful tonight,my dear 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
980 I’m sorry, Andromeda, but it just feels like we’re light years apart. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
981 I'm looking for something with a little less gravity. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
982 No, I mean figuratively. You’re not the center of the universe. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
983 I’m starting to think we’re on two totally different wavelengths. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
984 You have to admit, all of your dating profile pictures are really old. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
985 Yes i feel the attraction! 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
986 Last night was an out of this world experience 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
987 It’s so nice to catch up, what’s it been? 300 million light years? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
988 Funny, I'm a large gaseous mass, too. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
989 We need to talk , you seem so distant . 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
990 No, I asked if you're a big TIPPER. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
991 It probably makes more sense for me to move in with you. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
992 You're looking particularly stellar tonight, my dear. Another cosmo for you? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
993 Sorry, I just didn't expect a whole solar system to match with me when I wrote on my profile that I enjoy sunsets. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
994 Why do you always feel the need to outshine me? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
995 I take it you used a younger picture on your Hubble profile. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
996 I'm sorry, I'm just afraid I might lose myself in you. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
997 While I'd love to hold the glass to your lips, lets try a straw. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
998 I’m leaving you for a younger galaxy. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
999 I find you very nebulous. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1000 I meant to ask; Do you chew planets and stars, or just swallow whole? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1001 Something's changed. You seem more distant 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1002 We just got here and you’re already spiraling!? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1003 Just having big ideas doesn’t mean they’re universal. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1004 Don't be so nebulous! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1005 I don’t mean to be rude, but I feel like you’re gaslighting me. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1006 I don’t know what it is, I just feel drawn to you 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1007 Let me guess - you need some more space. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1008 Sure. And dating helps you fill that void. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1009 So,where are you from? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1010 You always seem to spiral from one crisis to another. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1011 Your profile said "billions & billions." Bit of an exaggeration don't you think? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1012 I feel like I'm doing all the talking. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1013 Yes, I suppose love is a nebulous concept. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1014 Is this the beginning or the end of us? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1015 I think Andromeda is a swell name for the baby. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1016 Great date. Do we now go to my place or your galaxy? 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1017 Sorry Starry, we all start shrinking in middle age. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1018 Well I didn't ASK your weight, I attempted to calculate it. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1019 It’s literally been light years since we saw our waiter. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1020 I feel like you are very distant. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1021 Me, cold and distant? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1022 Is this all there is? 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
1023 I see myself in you. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1024 I'm starting to think that inside of you is nothing but a black hole. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1025 It’s not working out. We’re light years apart. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1026 No, I haven’t seen the waiter. I say we give him another light year. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1027 I hadn’t realised I was lactose intolerant 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1028 So, you're Miss Universe? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1029 Of course you are my entire universe. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1030 Just when I thought I was out, you try to pull me back in. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1031 I seriously doubt there's a newly discovered galaxy named Lars. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1032 I contain multitudes too, Margaret. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1033 Can I be honest? You’re nothing like your profile. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1034 do you have any siblings 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1035 I’ve never been in a billion star restaurant before. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1036 You're planning on consuming everything here,aren't you. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1037 So then like… what’s your sign? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1038 Is something wrong? You seem light-years away 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1039 I hope meeting like this so close to your work isn't going to be a problem. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1040 So… what are your hobbies? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1041 You seem a bit distant. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1042 So you played in "A Star is Born" ? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1043 All I'm saying is you might not expand so rapidly if you ordered less food and skipped dessert. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1044 That dress barely covers your nebulas 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1045 Your Tinder profile said you were 32. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1046 I'm not 'afraid of commitment' but 'until the heat death of the universe' is a really big ask. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1047 You seem distant to me lately. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1048 What are your intentions with my planet? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1049 THIS WINE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. SAY, DO PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A FRIED EGG? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1050 I'm a one planet kind of guy. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1051 My world does not revolve around you. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1052 Fashionably late, eh? What took you so long? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1053 Yes..yes, you're the universe. But it's not always about you. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1054 You could have just swiped left. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1055 OK, you're right, dating you makes me feel significant. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1056 Life is being on the right planet at the right time. 1.2364 0.04069 110 84 26 0
1057 I hate to break it to you, but the universe doesn't revolve around you. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1058 I’ll tell you what’s the matter. You’re so dense and I’m sensing this dark energy from you 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1059 What do you mean you don’t believe in astrology? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1060 You suck the joy out of everything..........! 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1061 I thought I was bidding on a car. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1062 You're gassy, yet I feel drawn to you. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1063 So what brings you to this part of the world? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1064 I'm feeling an emotional void between us. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1065 I've tested positive for herpes, care to explain? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1066 You means the galaxy to me. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1067 Am I supposed to pay for ALL of you? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1068 No, you don't look a day over 4 billion. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1069 I just feel like we're light years apart... 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1070 You seem so far, far away. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1071 Hubble Hubble. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1072 I told you not to fill up on bread. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1073 Your photo made you look younger. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1074 So, tell me all about yourself. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1075 Sorry Andromeda, I can't see you when I'm in the city, nothing personal. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1076 Move in together? I think we’re getting light years ahead of ourselves. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1077 I believe the best relationships are long distance ones 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1078 There! See? You're not the center of the universe, you know. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1079 You haven’t aged a bit 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1080 You wanted your space. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1081 I’m being nebulous? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1082 Oh, fuck! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1083 To be honest -- I don't feel a gravitational pull. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1084 Yes, I'm aware you're "The Creator" , but you need to pick a pronoun if we're going to date. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1085 Oh. I’m vacuous? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1086 I find you very attractive. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1087 I guess the last five billion years meant nothing to you. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1088 So, do you have any siblings? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1089 I know you drink with the gravitational force of a thousand suns, but could you please at least try to slow it down on the vodka sodas? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1090 Webb failed to tell me that you were this photographic. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1091 Come down to Earth. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1092 I may be too worldly for you. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1093 Well, I looked as young as my picture when I left to meet you here! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1094 At our age, it's all about gravity. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1095 That’s quite an appetite you’ve got there. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1096 Your "billions and billions of stars" doesn't make you an expert on French cuisine, you know. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1097 I feel like my efforts at conversation are just going out into the void. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1098 I saw you staring at the waiter, all starry-eyed! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1099 You seem so distant lately. Is everything okay? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1100 What do you mean your wallet will arrive in a light year? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1101 So, uh, do you like Milky Ways? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1102 I just don’t understand why everything always has to revolve around you. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1103 I mean, you're old enough to be my planet's mother. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1104 The Last Supper 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1105 You don't look a day over four billion. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1106 I feel like I'm not the center of your universe. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1107 Have you called home recently? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1108 Shut your pi hole! 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1109 I can’t even begin to comprehend you 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1110 You know there’s a lot of other galaxies to choose from, lady. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1111 Well I want to be a couplelarity! 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1112 Just because it was a long time ago and far far away doesn't mean I've forgiven you. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1113 What kind of a name is Nebula? Is that French? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1114 You're drifting again. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1115 You can't possibly need more space than this? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1116 So, you're a Black Hole. You're still a hole. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1117 So, is Milky a family name? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1118 We feel so connected that I don’t know where you end and I begin. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1119 When they told me you were out of this world, they weren’t kidding. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1120 Been on the site long? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1121 so no head? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1122 So tell me, are you from around here? 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1123 Sometimes I feel like I’m just talking into a black hole. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1124 I feel like you’re just taking, taking, taking. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1125 I’m sorry, you’re just geographically undesirable. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1126 You told me you needed more space. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1127 You know you’re not the only galaxy in the universe right? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1128 I don't think this is going to work. I'm looking for someone to fill the void... 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1129 You seriously think everything revolves around you, don't you? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1130 You've given birth to how many stars?! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1131 You always believe everything revolves around you. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1132 You were my whole universe before that Hubble bastard showed up. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1133 This isn't going to work, you have no substance 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1134 Stop sucking the life out of me.... 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1135 You invented the danish? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1136 Your profile said you were deep, not unfathomable. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1137 I never dreamed I'd be dating a star. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1138 Time apart. Space. Let’s call this what it is. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1139 I think I prefer to date someone who is more...down to earth. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1140 You described yourself as spacy, but I had no idea… 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1141 So, the Big Bang is clearly just a theory tonight 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1142 Why do I feel like you're hurdling away from me? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1143 The world doesn't revolve around you. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1144 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1145 As a writer I need space 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1146 I feel like all I do is give, and all you do is take. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1147 Woah woah woah, lady, we JUST met! No need to show me your vortex! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1148 It was nova lox that I ordered. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1149 It took me forever to get here. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1150 Sometimes you feel light years away. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1151 You want the truth? OK. The truth is, I like you fine -- I just like Snickers better. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1152 Sure, you’re pretty, but you’re not the center of the universe.” 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1153 Sorry, you remind me too much of my mother. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1154 You don’t matter ! 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1155 I’ve always found you very attractive 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1156 You're not really 39, are you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1157 Oh, you noticed me eyeing the waitress? I guess nothing escapes you. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1158 More space? You can't possibly want more space. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1159 Now,where were we? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1160 That multiverse was a one time thing, I swear 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1161 Well, my socks weren’t in the dryer so why don’t you tell ME where they went?” 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
1162 So, what are your parents like? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1163 What's a nice galaxy like you doing in a universe like this? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1164 When I wished for being at one with the universe, I was expecting something else. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1165 Well, your origin story is pretty impressive, but now hear about MY childhood growing up in New Jersey. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1166 Forgive me, but I can’t stop thinking about the possibility of The Big Bang tonight.” 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
1167 You have a real negative energy about you 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1168 I’m getting a lot of dark energy from you tonight. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1169 Look, it's not you. I just don't think I'm ready to get sucked in right now. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1170 Yeah,I like having my space too. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1171 Why is it you never have enough space for your own dessert, but then when mine arrives, suddenly you're a black hole. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1172 Oh you're gonna play that '500 billion to one' card again. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1173 You looked different in my telescope. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1174 My profile was supposed to say ‘interested in black hoes’ but let’s see where the night takes us. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1175 So you're saying you don't do long-distance? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1176 It would have be courteous of you to mention you were 3.9 billion years old somewhere in your dating profile. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1177 Quit acting like you're the center of the universe! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1178 I can’t help feeling an attraction between us? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1179 I’m master of my own universe, thank you! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1180 So is Milky your real name? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1181 You look light years younger than your profile picture. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1182 And for my Third wish I’ll have a bottle of 1945 Chateau Margaux 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1183 Orion, have a belt. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1184 Fancy table. Moonlit night. I can see right through you. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1185 Not that it really matters but, how old did you say you were?” 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1186 You were expecting Neil Degrasse Tyson? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1187 So how did you discover this place? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1188 Actually, Interstellar was one of the most scientifically accurate sci-fi movies ever. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1189 Well, I'd rather be a Black one than an.... 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1190 No, I can’t breathe, thanks for asking. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1191 Okay, I'm sorry I yelled "Beam me up, Scotty" last night. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1192 A guy like me only comes along every 4.5 billion years. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1193 It's always all about you. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1194 Can we talk about something other than light pollution? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1195 The infinite mimosas here are a really great deal! 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1196 You’ve seemed so distant lately. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1197 You know Marjorie, you always just suck the energy out of the room! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1198 Did I overdress? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1199 I think that remark is rather nebulous 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1200 My date's outta this world!! 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
1201 Oye agujero negro! No me absorbas! Hablemos primero! 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1202 You need to get a life. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1203 So, let me get this straight. Your last name is Axy and your first name is Gal? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1204 What do you mean Neil deGrasse Tyson understands you better? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1205 Honestly, I feel like I'm talking to a black hole! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1206 Well.. that said.. to the moon and back isn’t as far for you as it is for me. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1207 What time does the show begin? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1208 I deserve better. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1209 Fore! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1210 Right…so I’M the gas lighter. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1211 You're just getting a salad? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1212 Kepler, Cassini, Halley, Hubble, Sagan--do I have to hear about all your ex's? 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1213 It's like I'm shouting into a void. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1214 Please don't tell me you're into astrology. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1215 Do you get out much? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1216 You’re gaslighting me again. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1217 I’m not looking for some billion-night stand. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1218 You can at least split the bill 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1219 Christ, what an asshole!! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1220 But where will we live? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1221 It’s like everything I say goes in one ear and is torn apart into its smallest subatomic components and eventually squeezed into a singularity. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1222 If I buy you another drink will I be able to see your supermassive black hole? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1223 They didn't have Tang so I just got you a screwdriver. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1224 Well, I too feel the weight of the universe on me. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1225 I find you to be quite nebulous. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1226 If you're not Jewish, it's a deal breaker. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1227 Star Trek or Star Wars? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1228 I was hoping you'd be able to fill the void in my life." 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1229 Lately, I feel like there’s space between us. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1230 The gravity of our relationship has reached a breaking point. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1231 It’s like you’re not even listening. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1232 You invite one planet and the whole galaxy shows up. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1233 I'm fine. It's just starting to feel like you're lightyears away from me. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1234 Just one drink, you said." 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1235 In the divorce, I want the light, you can have the gravity. As for the stars, give them to charity. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1236 Enough with the filters. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1237 You can't just use the Milky Way's pictures in your profile and expect me not to notice. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1238 How many light years does it take to get service around here? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1239 For once, I think I need less space. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1240 Well don’t lose your temper and blow up like you did last time. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1241 You’re such a light eater! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1242 Just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1243 I feel like our love is infinite. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1244 A night out with you just sucks the joy out of everything. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1245 Darn it, Gloria. I keep trying to quit you, and you keep pulling me back in. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1246 Where do you see yourself in five light-years? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1247 I’m guessing bill is going to be astronomical. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1248 I'm just not sure about that mushroom appetizer 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1249 String theory schpring theory; we either have a commitment or we don't 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1250 Oh, like you’re one to call anybody distant. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1251 Jeez, Loraine, sometimes you are so spacy. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1252 I just don't think I'm ready for this level of commitment. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1253 Sorry I was late.. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1254 Yes, that's very nice. Did I mention I have a corner office with a view of the harbor? 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
1255 It’s like everything I put into this relationship just disappears 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1256 I had you checked out by NASA. Most of your mass can't be accounted for. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1257 I love you, but sometimes I feel like there is a vast chasm between us. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1258 So there is a candy bar named after you. Anything else I should know? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1259 When they warned me you were a void-sucking abyss, I thought it was because of your personality! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1260 No, your dark matter doesn't make you look fat. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1261 No, alcohol can't fill that void. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1262 I ordered the Crab Louie. Not the Crab Nebula. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1263 You seem to think everything revolves around you! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1264 So, tell me. Why am I here? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1265 I feel alone here. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1266 No, I've never dated outside my solar system 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1267 Why must you suck the energy out of every conversation? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1268 Am I just a big bang to you?! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1269 To a stellar future!!! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1270 Do you ever stop fidgeting? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1271 Andromeda, are you listening? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1272 Frankly, you looked a lot younger on the pictures. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1273 It’s over, Phyllis. We’re light years apart. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1274 Of course I'm attracted to you. You have a lot of gravity. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1275 Not if you were the last universe in the universe! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1276 It's like you don't understand the gravity of my situation. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1277 Of course it’s more than just physical attraction! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1278 Yes, Ford named a car after you, but I can't get you a royalty. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1279 I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1280 So…how long ago were those photos on your Hinge profile taken? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1281 100 million Michelin Stars. You don’t say! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1282 This isn't quite what I expected when I ordered a Cosmo. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1283 Who are you calling old? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1284 ... and don’t give me that light years away look. I see you here and now. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1285 Are you going to sit there, sucking all the oxygen out of this room, or are you actually going to say something? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1286 It’s always take, take, take with you 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1287 Life is a black hole, princess. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1288 So,tell me about yourself? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1289 I feel like I’m giving a lot here and not getting anything back 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1290 After one drink you're always so nebulous. 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1291 I'm a Virgo too. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1292 How’s everything? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1293 It’s not universe, it’s me. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1294 You looked different in your photo... 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1295 You seem far away tonight. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1296 But I hold space for you emotionally. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1297 Well, Marsha, I see you're drinking again. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1298 Interests: Andromeda. Not 'and drama, duh...' Got it. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1299 I see you've loosened your belt. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1300 I must say that you look out of this world tonight! 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1301 I have an Iphone, why do you ask? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1302 I feel we are drifting apart. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1303 Did I ever tell you about my Ford Galaxy? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1304 Trip Advisor says their carbonara is out of this world. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1305 You’re always saying you need more time and space 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1306 I’m sorry but I feel like we’ve grown lightyears apart. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1307 I made you a star, Darlene. Now, you hardly take my calls. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1308 Frankly, I thought we could discuss the gravity of your situation. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1309 I wasn't talking about gravity when I said you were attractive. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1310 Is it hot in here or is it just me ? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1311 It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t want to be the center of anyone’s universe…. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1312 Yeah, I get it. You need your space. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1313 I bought you dinner, of course I expect a Big Bang afterwards 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1314 I’m not feeling anything, has yours kicked in yet? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1315 It took me ages to get ready too 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1316 You DON’T like The Big Bang Theory?! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1317 Seriously? I do not have stardust on my collar and I don't anyone named Andromeda. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1318 Careful! You're downing those cocktails like you a black hole! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1319 This hot dog eating contest does not seem to be fair. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1320 Where do you see yourself in 100 billion years? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1321 Dammit Scotty! I told you not to beam her up. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1322 When your profile said you were looking for someone to join your orbit, I thought you were being poetic. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1323 I feel too nauseous to eat now. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1324 Now I see why your friend kept telling me you’re “out of this world.” 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1325 You truly are one in a billion. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1326 Shall we talk about the elephant in the room? Dark matter? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1327 Who do you think is gonna take care of you when you're a black hole? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1328 This bill is going to be astronomical 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1329 I can’t be with someone who thinks they are the center of the universe. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1330 This motherfucker 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1331 I tend to be attracted to older women 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1332 All you do is take and take and take. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1333 Can we just talk about our day without getting all starry eyed? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1334 When I said I needed some space, I didn't mean THIS. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1335 It’s funny, but I feel like I’ve known you for 2 billion years 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1336 Not everything revolves around you, Judy. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1337 Do you realize how many millennia in advance I had to make this reservation? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1338 I'll pay for drinks, but you're getting the Uber 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1339 You realize some of us have a drinking limit? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1340 You just suck all the energy out of dinner. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1341 I feel like I’m staring into the void 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1342 I’m trying to stay positive but you’re really sucking the light out of the room. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1343 I just feel like you’re always pulling away from me. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1344 Lovely atmosphere. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1345 How many light years does it take to get a couple menus here? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1346 I promise. I've never even heard of Andromeda! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1347 You’re saying drinking doesn’t fill the void? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1348 And then my ex said there was nobody in this universe who would ever put up with me. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1349 Interesting. I assumed you’d order a glass of milk. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1350 Really, your parents named you Twighlight Zone? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1351 I thought the app said "date a 'movie star' not 'star star'. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1352 You do mean the world to me. But, sure, I guess in context that doesn’t seem like much. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1353 Trust me, we are not alone 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1354 I really feel like the universe brought us together. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1355 You're much more nebulous than your dating profile indicated. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1356 This is exactly what it feels like to eat alone in a restaurant. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1357 Could you just STOP swirling for a minute? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1358 Yes, I would say that 10 billion years is a bit of an age gap. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1359 . “So… tell me about yourself. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1360 Biff and the universe. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1361 Not from around here? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1362 I didn't know I was going to dinner with such a gas hole. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1363 I don't know, you just seem kind of. . . distant. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1364 You seem rather distant tonight. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1365 I ordered you a cosmo. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1366 I’ve dated other galaxies before, but they were all so self-centered 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1367 They also serve wonderful pie in the sky. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1368 You look a lot like my ex-wife’s vagina. 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
1369 You act like the world revolves around you. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1370 Wow, that's really deep 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1371 If you're the universe, ....where does that leave me? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1372 All you ever do is talk about your past” 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1373 You look nothing like your profile photo. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1374 No, I really don’t mind dating much, much older. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1375 I feel like this is the beginning of the end. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1376 Mass or energy -- which is more important to you? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1377 Why do you have to sit so far away? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1378 So you’re an Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and a Pisces? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1379 And how long have you been on Hubble? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1380 Funny, how the one thing you never engulf is the bill... 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
1381 I feel like you’re so far, far away. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1382 …it’s a little late to mention this universal concern 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1383 You're not the only one with star power. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1384 So, this is where the stars come to see and be seen. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1385 I'm really attracted to you. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
1386 I feel oddly drawn to you 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1387 I warned you that nebulizer was past the expiration date 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1388 I am not a cadet!" 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1389 Don‘t tell me you know Ford and Zaphod and the eternally depressed Marvin! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1390 Lately you've seemed so distant. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1391 So, how are you balancing work and life? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
1392 I don't usually date women over twelve billion years old. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1393 Usually my dates are trying to escape me. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1394 Maybe your drinks would last longer if you didn't suck them right into that super-massive black hole of yours. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1395 What are you staring at? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1396 Damn it, Lorraine! You’re always so nebulous. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1397 So, where do you see yourself in the next 5 billion years? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1398 You seem light years away tonight. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1399 … And so even a second can, in my gravitational field, stretch to a thousand lifetimes. Plus, there was traffic. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1400 I heard you were a star. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1401 I really hate when you ask me to guess which state you are in, as if I understand quantum physics 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1402 After all the staring, it was time for a proper date 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1403 Did you hear what I said? You look like you’re lightyears away 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1404 Relax. You’re new. Give it a couple of centuries. If it doesn’t work out, there’s always another galaxy. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1405 Normally I don't see stars until after the third date... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1406 Your profile did say you have everything. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1407 You said you wanted us to be more transparent, but this isn't what I thought you meant! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1408 Got a light? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1409 You really bring out the existentialist in me. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1410 So how come you look about 10 billion years younger in all your photos? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1411 Did you hear that big bang? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1412 You're completely right, Margaret. I did in fact agree that we should give each other more space. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1413 Could you shoot the waiter back out? I’m ready to order. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1414 Your profile picture made me think your blackhole was much larger. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1415 Not everything revolves around you. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1416 You were much nicer before the Miss Universe contest! 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
1417 Cassiopeia, I’d say it’s high time we get astrophysical. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1418 So you Identify as a Woman? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1419 The food here is good, but there's no atmosphere. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1420 I am feeling so much dark energy coming from you at this moment. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1421 Any space for dessert? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1422 Really? I'm the one being nebulous? 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
1423 I don't know Alfie. You tell me! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1424 Just one shot and you're spinning already? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1425 Look we're just too different, you're a galaxy, I'm a Capricorn. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1426 You're looking awfully distant tonight. Do we need to talk? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1427 I said I'd be ok with a table next to the KITCHEN!! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1428 Calling yourself Miss Universe was a little misleading. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1429 You're so cold, distant, and hard to approach. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1430 I can’t comet to you. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1431 I don't know about you, but I'm full. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1432 What the hell, dude? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1433 I think your need to be the center of attention is the real issue. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1434 You've had enough Coronas for one night. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1435 Needless to say, you are so vacuous 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1436 Usually you seem so distant. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1437 Well, yeah, you are kind of a big deal. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1438 I’ve got to be honest, I don’t see myself driving to this side of the universe. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1439 We are still billions of light years apart. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1440 This isn't quite what I meant when I said I could use some space. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1441 Call me shallow, but I’m a little concerned about our age difference. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1442 You are really one in a million. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1443 I understand the Crab Nebula is excellent. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1444 Why do you have to always make things so dark. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1445 'You're right...this place is light-years off the beaten path!' 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1446 Yes I got you a Cosmo 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1447 This date evolved quickly 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1448 I'd have to agree, black hole does seem a bit racist. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1449 Define “far, far away”. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1450 Why is everything always about you? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1451 I've been meaning to speak to you...I feel like we've been drifting further and further apart lately. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1452 You shine, but at your core is a big black hole. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1453 I wonder where the waiter went ? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1454 I can think of a whole galaxy of reasons why we shouldn't date. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1455 Why do I feel like I am speaking into the void? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1456 You expect me to believe your name is Ford Galaxie? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1457 I suggest you order the endless shrimp platter 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1458 Please beam me up, Scotty! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1459 I just can’t help but think there might be something else out there 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
1460 What—you need more space? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1461 I don't care how vast you say you are, you still seem so distant! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1462 I didn't say you were vapid. I said you are vacuous. And you don't even know the difference. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1463 I’m also a pretty big deal. Have you heard of QR code menus? That was me. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1464 And so, for how long have you identified as a black hole? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1465 If we're going to make anything of this, you need to lose the dark matter 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1466 I've been to university. Does that count? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1467 Well what do you like to do when you're not "accumulating mass"? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1468 Was it something I said? I just feel like you've been getting increasingly distant lately. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1469 You’re radiant tonight, like a million burning suns. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1470 I ordered the Cosmo, not the cosmos. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1471 NO...I do not see the light and I will never drink a martini! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1472 To be honest, you’re a bit too much for me. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1473 Of all the restaurants, in all the quadrants, in all the known universe, you had to pick this one. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1474 My Mother was right…you are a little spacey. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1475 You think everything revolves around you. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1476 I find you adorably nebulous. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
1477 Star Wars or Star Trek? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1478 You make me feel so insignificant. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1479 I’ve heard the Crab Nebula is good here 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1480 Can you keep a secret? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1481 I’m sorry, you find *me* alienating?! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1482 Some people think I’m out of this world. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1483 You didn't get the part. They went with a younger galaxy." 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1484 The problem with our long distant relationship is that you’re always the way you used to be. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1485 At least this date started with a big bang. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1486 So…who is going to pay? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1487 This is hardly the most dramatic way a woman has left me. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1488 Sorry I’m late, it took an eternity to find this place. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1489 I can make you a star again. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1490 I just asked where you were from, I didn’t expect your whole origin story. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1491 Of all the bars in all the galaxies… 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1492 How long can I expect you to be around? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1493 Can we agree that both of us could emit a more positive energy? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1494 Okay, I will agree to a divorce, but I get custody of the quasars. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1495 Your profile said you were only 29. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1496 You know, you're not the center of the whole universe. Some of us have interesting things going on too. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1497 Why do you always have to suck the life out of everything?! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1498 You look older than 42. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1499 Please don’t respond to everything I say with, “I suck!” 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1500 Frankly, your profile picture *also* looks a bit out of date. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1501 What we have is very special, but I always told you that I would never leave my galaxy. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1502 I feel like it's taken years for you to really see me. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1503 Why so distant? 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1504 Is getting sucked into a black hole your way of indicating our relationship is over? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1505 No. I won’t ask the band to play “Stardust” one more time! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1506 So, tell me about your spin on things. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1507 No more for me. Your head’s spinning and I’m seeing stars. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1508 … and lastly: You are cold, distant and hopelessly twisted. I want a divorce. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1509 Genie, I wished for a drink and a Milky Way...I suppose technically you nailed it." 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1510 Frankly, I worry you’ve had one too many cosmos. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1511 Are you enjoying your Cosmos? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1512 I need clarity about our relationship. I don’t want a bunch of nebula’s answers. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1513 Can’t we just enjoy the present? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1514 We both found the ads very persuasive. We have that in common. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1515 I know we just met, but I feel so drawn to you. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
1516 So, you're how old? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1517 So, what the hell, right?! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1518 We’re light years apart, you and I. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1519 I won’t let you suck me into this again. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1520 You remind me of my ex. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1521 Your Hubble and James Webb profile pictures look nothing like you. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1522 Well I usually don’t like to discuss such dark matters on a first date… 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1523 Date night with Miss Universe… 🌌 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1524 You are sure full of yourself 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1525 You're so distant. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1526 Aren’t we all just a crazy mishmash of atoms? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1527 So what’s your body count? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
1528 Oh! You are out of this world 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1529 Really?! You don’t look a day over 72 billion. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1530 You’re just like the others, so self centered. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1531 I did not know that "gal" for your gender meant galaxy. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1532 I heard you were a man eater. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1533 Have you been waiting long? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1534 I 'm not into the whole Milky Way experience-more of a Snickers man myself. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1535 So your favorite is that strontium90erita? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1536 If this guy doesn’t stop talking about Neil de Grasse Tyson, I’m leaving! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1537 Do you know who I am 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1538 Milk? Really? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1539 I know you are a lot older than me, but I still find you very attractive. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1540 Well, I can see that you have moved on.... 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1541 I hate nebulous conversation. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1542 Just don't suck it down like you do everything else. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1543 Until you came along, I was in a black hole 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1544 Are you sure you need more space? 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
1545 So now you even have a drink named after you? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1546 Black hole, schmack hole — have you ever lived a day with sciatica? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1547 It seems like we’re light years apart.” 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1548 Oh yeah? Which world have you been living in? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1549 I’ll have a Marstini! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1550 My world doesn't revolve around you anymore. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1551 You seem a bit distant tonight. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
1552 I ordered you a number 42. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1553 It’s just a little much for a first date. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1554 Bright, yes, but I find you cold and distant. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1555 You always suggest the sharing plates 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1556 Honestly, Don, I am so tired of hearing your boring stories from a long, long time ago about some stupid place far, far away. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1557 You say you need some space? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1558 I'll always be more attracted to you than you are to me 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1559 Can you make me a star? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
1560 Well, you aren’t the heavenly body I was expecting. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
1561 I hate this restaurant. No atmosphere. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
1562 I know we just met but I find myself strangely drawn to you. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
1563 I'm not telling you to consider a diet, but you appear to be expanding faster than I thought. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1564 When you say we're worlds apart, how else am I supposed to take it? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1565 Honest to God, you don’t look a day over 15 billion 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1566 Boy, that was a strong cocktail! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1567 This drink is very strange. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1568 How do I know you’re not also the center of some other guy’s universe? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1569 You are the center of my universe! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1570 The last thing that would have crossed my mind is that you were lactose intolerant. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1571 You can pretty much order anything you want and you get a daquiri?! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1572 You said you have how many planets? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1573 Don't space out on me! 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1574 Estella, I’m afraid we’re light years apart and will never achieve singularity. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1575 Dear, you seem so far away. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1576 I was prepared to discuss the Mets, not Carl Sagan. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1577 You seem distant and cold. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1578 You look a bit different than your telescope picture. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1579 I want to go where no man has gone before. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1580 No offense. I just don't get star-struck. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1581 When you said your were 'out of this world' I didn't really envision..this. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1582 So...you looked a bit younger in your profile picture. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1583 What were you saying? Sorry, I couldn't hear because of all the vacuum. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1584 but where am I in all of this? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1585 I just feel like the space between us is expanding… 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
1586 The Milky Way is lactose intolerant?!" 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1587 I asked for a STELLA, not STELLAR. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1588 No, actually, I don’t think it’s a good idea if we share dishes. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1589 What do you mean, 'I'm too distant'? My whole world revolves around you! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1590 Well it means something to me! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1591 I hear you. I was in a black hole myself for all of 2019. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1592 When they told me this place had no atmosphere, they weren’t kidding. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1593 Would you like a cosmo? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1594 And you think that you’re the only one feeling a sense of emptiness and void? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1595 Does the food here make you gassy too? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1596 You aren’t the only one who needs space. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1597 Actually, I doubt that our relationship is bigger than both of us. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1598 Was that my stomach, or was it you exploding? 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1599 Stella, when I said I needed more space, this is not what I meant. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1600 What makes you think I ‘just see you as a hole’? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1601 Now who’s the space cadet?? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1602 You have a black hole where your heart should be. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1603 I feel irresistibly attracted to you. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1604 Exactly how old did you say you were? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1605 A few sips and you tell me the room is spinning? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1606 A toast to you and Uranus. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1607 Something’s wrong. You feel far, far away. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1608 Your local group or mine 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1609 You might have all the ingredients to make life possible but at your center is an emotional black hole. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
1610 Seymour Skinner? In this era? At these universal coordinates? Localized entirely within one of your planets? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1611 ESO 97-G13, that’s pretty — is it a family name? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
1612 Stay on topic and quit expanding everything. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1613 No, the fault was in you. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1614 What do you mean, EYES UP HERE- where else am I supposed to look? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1615 I know I may be a strange quark to you, but please stop being so nebulous. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1616 It’s a Cosmic-politan, not a Cosmo-politan. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1617 What’s going on? Why are you so distant? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1618 I really like you, but I’m not sure I see us collapsing into a singularity one day 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1619 You can work from the planet of your choice. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1620 I've dated a star but never a galaxy! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1621 So, as per your request, I’m giving you space. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1622 I know I’ve seen you somewhere before… 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1623 I said I didn't mind a QUIRK. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
1624 I’ll be honest, when I asked the universe for a sign, this is not what I expected. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1625 Quite frankly I think We are light years apart. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1626 Yes, Laura. I'm seeing someone else. Someone FINITE. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1627 Copernicus called and you were not the center of the universe. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1628 You seem a little self-absorbed 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1629 I don't usually date anyone older than 13 billion years. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1630 Let's just admit that we are light years apart. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1631 Everything you say is just so nebulous. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1632 I’m sorry Jenny, but your political views are just out of this world. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1633 That’s interesting, so you’re telling me you’re in fact lactose intolerant? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
1634 Don't worry, be happy. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1635 No, I don't think "big bang" is sexually suggestive. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1636 You seem a little older than it said in your profile. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1637 I ordered a Cosmo for you. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1638 Is it my bad breath? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1639 I'll have you know it took light-years to get this table. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1640 I’m just not ready for a five million year commitment. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1641 So… I need to bring a nice chilled Beaujolais and some fancy crackers to enter the seventeenth dimension. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1642 Well Linda, it's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and sorry to break it to you, but the world does not revolve around you. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1643 Well, for starters, I traveled 150 light years to get here and you look nothing like your online photo. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1644 Yeah, so? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1645 You are really overthinking it. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
1646 So, what are YOU avoiding? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1647 A ‘Plutonic’ relationship? Seriously? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1648 So, when you said you were into astronomy you meant… 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1649 Clearly I shouldn’t have tried that mushroom amuse-bouche. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1650 Uh oh! I better order quick. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1651 Hmmm…I suppose when you said your name was Andromeda, I should have guessed. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1652 I'm more of a sipper myself, but feel free to suck it down if that's your thing. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1653 You're late...what black hole did you come out of? 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1654 Was it something I said? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1655 When I try to talk to you, it feels like my words just disappear into a black hole. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1656 You are such a b-hole. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1657 You let that satellite see parts to you that I still haven’t seen yet 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1658 It's just that... well, you seem so distant lately. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1659 OK, tell me ALL your secrets. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
1660 Sometimes I feel like we're in different superclusters. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1661 Ever feel your life spiraling out of control? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1662 So…this Big Bang Theory…any truth to that? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1663 What happened to the cat in your profile picture.? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1664 When we met on the dating site, I thought this was a picture of your astrology hobby. Really, I had no idea. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1665 How about absorbing the check this time instead of another galaxy? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1666 I feel like - slowly - we are growing apart. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1667 I wasn't having much luck, so I tried swiping up. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1668 No! I said Orion's Belt doesn't make you look fat. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1669 I'll have the spaghettification 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1670 So tell me a little about yourself. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1671 Well don't just stare back! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1672 Odd as it may sound, I've had this conversation before. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1673 Wormhole, Rabbithole... Alice, you're late. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1674 Why do you Seem so Distant 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1675 What's a supernova like you doing with a white dwarf like me?” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1676 You’re bright and well put together, but we’ll need a PR team to deal with the black hole at your center. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1677 MOVIE stars...do you have any favorite MOVIE stars? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1678 Well, you don't look like your profile picture either! 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1679 You just seem so distant lately..... 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1680 You seem really spacey tonight, dear. Are you ok? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1681 This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the Van Gogh experience. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1682 You seem more distant than usual. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1683 So, my name is James. James Webb. I've seen you from the bar. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1684 You're just gonna suck me in, like all the others aren't you! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1685 You sit there starry-eyed, ignoring the gravity of this situation. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1686 I’m getting a lot of dark energy from you. You’re dumping me, right? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1687 I'm still not convinced you can keep a secret. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1688 It’s like you're in your own universe. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1689 Oh, so it's all about you! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1690 I’ve felt alone in the universe, but never alone with the universe. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1691 Thats's so deep" 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1692 We just seem galaxies away… is there something you’re not telling me? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1693 Why arent you staring back into me?! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1694 It's like there's a big black hole where your heart should be! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1695 Stop acting like you're the center of the universe! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1696 Free drinks? You must have some pull. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
1697 Chrissakes Marjory — you think everything revolves around you! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1698 So, a Red Dwarf star and a Black Hole walk into a bar… 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1699 Halo,have a seat 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1700 Talking to you is like talking into a void. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1701 That's offensive. Am I the first carbon-based life form you've dated? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1702 “I don’t understand why I can only see you at night” 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1703 Have you done something with your hair? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1704 You look really good in this interstellar light. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1705 May I order you another cosmo? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1706 I tend to get sucked into heavy relationships I can't escape. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1707 Nice parsecs. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1708 What’s your sign? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1709 But I told her my photo was a few light years old. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1710 I thought a date with Miss Universe would make me happier. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1711 …let’s just say Andromeda and I have an understanding. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1712 I'm just not sure that a universe has everything I'm looking for. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1713 Can I see uranus? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1714 So, just how massive is your black hole? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1715 I think you have everything I need. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1716 What do you mean "you need space"? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1717 Oh sure. You'll be right back. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1718 And what is it you said you think you bring to the table? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
1719 I know your online profile said celestial being but this is not what I expected.. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1720 You deplete me. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1721 Galileo, Hubble, who else has been looking at you? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1722 The feeling is universal. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
1723 To be honest, I'm really more of an astrology guy. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1724 Time passes so slowly when I'm near you. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1725 You're my universe, darling! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1726 You don’t validate parking? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1727 No offense, but I'm watching you slowly expand. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1728 You're old enough. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1729 Why do you collapse every time I mention the election? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1730 Could you stop acting like you are the center of the universe? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1731 Age has never really been an issue for me either. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1732 So, do you just need more space, or are you breaking up? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1733 You know I only look at "other" planets because I'm an astronomer! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
1734 You’re not special, we all have a giant black hole at our center. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1735 I’m not sure I understand. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1736 Lay off the cosmos. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1737 Spit her out! She was paying. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1738 Really, I get it. You need your space. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1739 I have to speak with you about a dark matter 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1740 You're calling *me* a phony? You look nothing like your profile picture, and you lied about your age. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1741 You’re right. I should’ve never asked for some space. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1742 I’m not ready to take this to the next dimension. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
1743 So, what's up with the pale blue dot? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
1744 So I guess your profile photo was from a couple billion years ago? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1745 Three olives were enough? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1746 What's this Neil deGrasse Tyson fellow got that I haven't got? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1747 Well I contain multitudes too, you know. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
1748 You fell distant; you haven't even touched your wine” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1749 So besides crushing matter into infinite density what are your hobbies ? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1750 Yes, I had that curry last time. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1751 So how far away do you live? 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
1752 No matter what I do , I just feel nebulous about everything 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1753 You look outta this world 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1754 So I guess my world seems kind of small in the grand scheme of things 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1755 Umm, you got a lil something on your Space. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1756 You seem to have grown distant. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1757 It's so frustrating trying to establish a relationship with someone who never lets anything out 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1758 I wanna warn you, my parents can be a little spacist. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1759 Despite the irresistible attraction, I’m certain that this will not end well. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1760 To me, you just seem so distant! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1761 You're so predictable. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1762 I’m afraid you’re a little too old for me. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1763 Are you gonna drink that? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1764 It has been forever since our last date night. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1765 I agreed to a date where no man has gone before, not a celestial colonoscopy! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1766 Look, it’s clear our relationship is completely insignificant to you. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1767 Why do we always have to sit in the supernova section? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1768 I don't believe in long distance relationships 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1769 Well for starters I only get to see you at night, and then you expect me to treat you like you’re the center of the universe. Maybe we should think about giving each other some space. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1770 When you said, "Let me take you away from all of this...I think you overstated your case!" 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1771 I don't understand you 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1772 Pretty long day huh. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1773 Your profile said you were only 12 billion. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1774 Seems like I haven’t seen you in light years 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1775 So, how do you know Nietzsche? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1776 I’m just looking for something more 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
1777 Don't be so full of yourself, we're both just made of atoms. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1778 I am only now realizing you have a black hole where your heart should be. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1779 You said you were over 6 ft tall and shapely, but I did not picture you like this. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1780 How can you be lactose intolerant?! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1781 I’m sorry, I just don’t feel attracted to you 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1782 And it was then that Ed realized that switching back to decaf would be a good idea. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1783 Are you staring back? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1784 I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to work with you always acting like you’re the center of the universe. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1785 I'll be honest with you, I'm keeping my eclipse date on April 8th. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1786 You know, you’re not the center of the universe! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1787 Well you're a B-hole! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1788 And you said I was your everything. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1789 You really think the worlds revolve around you? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1790 Of course it has cosmic implications. Everything you ever say has cosmic implications. Do you ever want to hear how MY day went? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1791 You’re delusional if you think I can go shot for shot with you. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1792 Well it is my right to believe that the earth is flat 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1793 I’m an iPhone guy 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
1794 You know that’s not what I meant. You’re warping everything I say! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1795 Can we just have one meal where we don’t discuss the infinite nature of the Universe?! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1796 It just feels like I have more questions for you than you’re asking of me. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
1797 What took you so long? I've been waiting for eons. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
1798 Why do you keep making me feel so small? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1799 The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1800 Hoping to hit escape velocity soon. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1801 Still not my worst date 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1802 The atmosphere isn't great but the cocktails are out of this world! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1803 This just isn’t going to work. You keep taking more and more of my space and time. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1804 I'm just saying, it wouldn't kill anyone if you traveled to my neighborhood for our next date. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1805 Yes yes, we get it, you contain multitudes 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
1806 Lately you just seem so far far away. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1807 Honey, you don't look a day over 93 billion. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1808 Drink up…We need to get you home before sunrise. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1809 Your place or mine? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1810 This night really has been different from all other nights, Elijah. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1811 Why are my blind dates all space cases! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1812 So, your favorite candy bar is a Milky Way? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1813 I think we just need a little space. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1814 I didn't mean to suggest you were expanding 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1815 I dunno, you just seem far, far away. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
1816 Let's start with your area code! 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
1817 It took an eternity to get this reservation. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
1818 You know, I'm finding your excuses increasingly nebulous. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1819 Here’s to ya, I’m going to make you a star! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1820 It's been too long. I haven't seen you since you were a nebula. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1821 So you get blamed for tan lines? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1822 Really? I come all this way and find out the picture you posted was over ten million years old? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1823 You may be sunny Miss Universe on the outside, but I’m beginning to suspect some dark matters lurk within you. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1824 I don't think I'm going to be comfortable with splitting the check. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
1825 So, how was the astronaut? 1.1957 0.05624 92 80 6 6
1826 Can we split the check? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1827 When I said, "I need a little space" this is not what I meant. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1828 Are you always this existential? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
1829 The bottom line is that I no longer find you inescapably attractive. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
1830 Your eyes look like starlight. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1831 You said that the JWST would never find us 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1832 You keep sucking the energy out of our conversations. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
1833 You’re drinking a cosmo? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1834 I need some time and space. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1835 Are you taking this in? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1836 It just feels like you're 2000 light years away. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1837 Of all the supernovas in all the galaxies in all the universe, you explode into mine. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1838 I'm glad your drink is out of this world. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
1839 10 billion years old? You told me you were a young nebula. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1840 No, you’re not going to suck me in again this time 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
1841 I fear that you're spiraling out of control. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
1842 So this is quantum dating? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
1843 It’s nice to date someone with energy, not just the same old black holes. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1844 Wait - Hydrogen, nitrogen AND carbon? We really do have so much in common! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1845 It’s just never ending with you isn’t it 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1846 Dinner was great tonight,but are you feeling as gassy as I am? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1847 I'm sorry, but there is a black hole where your heart should be. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1848 Don’t comet me again, Haley. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1849 Took you long enough to get here! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1850 Sorry I’m late. Have you been waiting long? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1851 We need answers! Can you be less nebulous? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1852 His chances of finding love are astronomical. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1853 You know, in the grand scheme of things, you're pretty insignificant, too! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1854 This business of outdoor dining has gone way too far. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1855 So is Cosmo short for something? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1856 Why do we always have to go to the Stardust? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1857 I swear sometimes it’s like I’m just speaking into the void. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1858 You think everything rotates around you. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1859 You were great in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1860 Your profile says you were Miss Universe 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1861 You said your profile picture was how old? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
1862 The only thing more vacuous than talking to you is talking to a Trump supporter. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1863 Why is this guy Hubbell always checking you out? 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
1864 No I am NOT Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1865 I'd complain that your neediness is just a black hole that sucks in everything around it, except you really are a black hole. Well, that just sucks. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1866 You seem so distant today ! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1867 So, you've really been around. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1868 I get the feeling that we're drifting apart. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1869 Frankly, I don't think anyone can fill your void. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1870 The Big Dipper has to go, but it's gotta look natural. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1871 It’s hard to concentrate when you’re moving your arms like that 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1872 What are your long-term goals? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1873 You are my universe 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
1874 What? No, you must havemisread my profile. I'm a passionate ASTROLOGIST. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1875 I wasn't sure if I should show up, your profile was a little nebulous. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1876 Will you ever come back down to earth? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1877 You look different from your profile pic. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1878 The probability of success of this galactic speed-dating is approaching zero! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1879 When you told me you were a dwarf star I thought we would be compatible. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1880 Umm, yes, I do like chocolate and caramel - why do you ask? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1881 ANOTHER Cosmospolitan? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1882 I’m only saying the world doesn’t revolve around you. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1883 Sometimes it feels like we’re light-years apart! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1884 Frankly, I didn't think the void would respond 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1885 You know, I really feel like what I am saying is going in one ear and out the other 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1886 Our appetizers are taking light years. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1887 Save room for the cheesecake. It’s out of this world. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1888 And what are you bringing to the table, aside from that heavenly body? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
1889 The universe doesn't revolve around you, you know! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
1890 Fine! Go expand yourself —just don’t expect me to be here when you’re done! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1891 I see you Andromeda! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1892 What kinda name is Andromeda? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1893 You're the most self-centered date I've ever had. You really think you're the center of the universe. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
1894 You look radiant tonight,but it’s your dark matter that attracts me. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1895 I meant the chocolate bar… 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1896 So you haven't dated since voyager 2? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1897 I really like your new haircut. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1898 Look, I know we're light years apart…… 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1899 I think we should see other universes. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1900 You don't need to be so melodramatic just because I said I need more space. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1901 It just doesn’t feel enough to say, ‘love you to the moon and back’ 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1902 Your place or mine, baby? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1903 Be sure to finish your cocktail! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1904 I think you've milked that for all it's worth. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1905 Everything ok? You seem distant tonight. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1906 I can see the stars in your eyes 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1907 Can you not convert hydrogen to helium during dinner. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1908 Oh great, you'd rather collapse onto yourself than have dinner with me. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1909 You've barely said a word since the Big Bang. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1910 So, do you come here often? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1911 I want to apologize for dragging you out here. When Carl asked me if I had any interest in a Milky Way I totally misunderstood. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1912 For dessert, I'm leaning towards a Milky Way, or do you prefer Star Bursts 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
1913 So, is this what they call a virtual date? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1914 You weren’t kidding when you said you were out of this world 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1915 I guess I enjoy the simple things. Walks in the park, chronology, and so on. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1916 Be honest: your photos are you from many years ago. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1917 You bore me with your droning on and on, ad infinitum. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1918 Not really what I meant when I said I need more space 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1919 When you said your name was Andromeda I just assumed you were kind of a hippy. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1920 You look gorgeous!What’s your secret for eating everything and not gaining weight? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1921 You just keep sucking me in 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1922 Oh I'm the center of the universe huh! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1923 You simply fail to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1924 I know you're a galaxy, but talking to you is like talking to a black hole. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1925 Don't be so dramatic. You're not expanding. It was a heavy meal. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
1926 I'm attracted to you. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1927 I feel we’ve been growing apart for a while now. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1928 I’m sorry but things have not been the same since the Big Bang. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1929 Yeah, I have an ex, but at least I don't have any black holes. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1930 You're way out of my orbit. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1931 I'm just saying you're bigger than you looked in your profile pic. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1932 I'll take you places you've never been. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1933 You look a lot smaller on the internet. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1934 You're so aVOIDant! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1935 I’ve heard Stephen Hawking has a theory about you. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1936 My zodiac sign? It’s complicated 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1937 No, my profile said that my sexuality was “nebulous” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1938 Well there’s a void in me too. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1939 Am I still your Pale Blue Dot? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1940 I sure hope the waiter isn't a black hole. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1941 Could you be more specific? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
1942 Your Andromeda queen act is getting old! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1943 Have you thought about why I come across as unavailable? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1944 So…the universe really DOES revolve around you 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1945 Yes, I see how your "expansive and sunny personality" profile clearly meant nebulous. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1946 I usually start opening up after a few drinks.” 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
1947 Now that I've got your attention, let's focus on me. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1948 We've been growing apart. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1949 All you do is suck the life out of everything. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1950 Of All The Gin Joints In All The Clusters In All The Universe, She Walks Into Mine. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
1951 I just want to know who James Webb is, and why he’s taking nudey photos of you.” 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
1952 I wanted the other type of cosmo! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
1953 I took your suggestion and am going solar. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1954 Just don't take lightyears ordering this time ! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
1955 You’re beautiful, but the age difference might be a problem. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1956 I am trying to be post-racial in my worldview.... Can I just call you "Hole"? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1957 I feel cosmically ghosted! 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
1958 Nebulous? Me? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1959 Sorry? I'm _where_!? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1960 I guessed you would order a cosmo! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1961 That black hole in your heart makes you cruel, Andromeda. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1962 I wasn't expecting somebody so hot. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1963 Remember, this meeting never took place. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1964 I’ve never been in a long distance relationship? Why do you ask? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1965 I feel like all you do is take…and get larger 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1966 Are you even listening to me or am I just talking into a void 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1967 Do you feel that draft too? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1968 You have a killer celestial body. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
1969 No, you were staring into me first. 1.1905 0.05081 105 91 8 6
1970 That's about what I'd expect from something 100,000 light years across but only 2,000 light years deep. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1971 I haven't had much luck with Ozempic- how about you? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1972 I can see right through you, Andromeda. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1973 Let's go get lost after this drink! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1974 Are you the Chrystiline Entity? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1975 I know you're serious, but the gravity of your situation escapes me. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1976 You are so dense! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1977 You really aren’t the centre of the universe, you know 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
1978 Cheer up. I feel like I'm talking to a black hole, here! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
1979 They used to have free bread here. Now it’s $7. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1980 It’s as if you think everything revolves around you, Stella. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1981 Tell me a little something about yourself. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1982 I am afraid that you have me outnumbered. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1983 Gen Z did not invent coke floats! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1984 It's my birthday. Can we contemplate me for a change? 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
1985 if there isn't someone else, then please explain why can i only see you in the very darkest places 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1986 …when you have one too many, you become lost in space. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1987 Great. String theory makes no sense to you, either. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1988 You always think the world revolves around you! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1989 Don't lie to me. I saw the way Neil deGrasse Tyson was looking at you. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1990 What’s with that vacant stare? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1991 You know, you really suck all the air out of the room 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1992 May it be infinite while it lasts... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1993 Light years, huh…what’s that in Earth years? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1994 I guess we’ll be having the spaghetti then? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1995 You do understand that according to my faith I'm more important than you are? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1996 Oh, I swiped right when I got to that bit about the supermassive black hole at the center of your being. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1997 I just ordered the cocktail, not the whole shabang! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1998 I don't care how far, far away you are! 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1999 Do you ever feel insignificant when you look up at the stars? 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2000 I'm sorry, I feel like I've been very transparent with my relationship goals, but I just can't commit to someone with such nebulous intentions 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2001 You're not exactly shrinking yourself 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2002 I wish you weren't so dense. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2003 I see there is a whole universe inside you 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2004 We've been dating for 3 years and you just now decided that I'm not the long-term guy you're looking for? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2005 Well come to that, you don't look anything like your Tinder profile either. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2006 I've got more stars in me than the restaurant you picked tonight! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2007 Things are beginning to feel nebulous, Andromeda... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2008 So anyways, like I was just saying, the concept of Bitcoin isn’t that complicated when you have someone like myself to break it down for you… 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2009 Your picture on the dating app is deceiving. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2010 How can we ever have a meaningful relationship when your inner life is like a black hole? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2011 Forming new stars sounds cool. I’m trying to get into disc golf. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2012 You've been a bit distant lately. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2013 You remind me of a young Barbra Streisand. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2014 Gimme a break, Beulah, I’m only human. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2015 One drink and I can see right through you. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2016 Well you're a black hole tonight. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2017 In my case, it’s just the waistline that’s expanding. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2018 Sorry, I don't see this working in any dimension. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2019 You’re out of this world. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2020 I understand why Michelin gave this place five stars. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2021 Cocktails at Milliways.Table 42. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2022 I’m not looking for anything long term. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2023 I was thinking chocolate 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2024 Just take me already. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2025 Am I boring you? I think you spaced out again. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2026 No. Of course I would love you if you were just a star. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2027 So I've heard that you're expanding... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2028 I’m sick and tired of you making me feel so small. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2029 This lightyear distance relationship isn’t going to work. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2030 So, what is your preference - seafood, chicken or mankind? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2031 I'm afraid we ate too much 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2032 Dear, must you always be so nebulous? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2033 It just feels like there’s nothing there… 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2034 I don’t know if I dislike you because you are too deep or because you’re too shallow 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2035 I’m allergic to Penicillin too! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2036 You are sucking all the life in this room…. Again. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2037 It’s always about size with you. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2038 You're probably sick of Big Bang jokes, but I've got a funny one. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2039 When your listing said you were a cosmo girl, I pictured something else. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2040 I feel like I'll never know what you're hiding deep inside yourself. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2041 I’m sick of your brilliant retorts. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2042 You described yourself as "petite" in your profile. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2043 All these years together, and there's still so much I don't know about you." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2044 Is anything wrong? You seem a little distant tonight. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2045 It's usually on the third date I get to see the black hole 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2046 I can see stars in your eyes 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2047 galaxy shmalaxy, I still can't hear a word your saying 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2048 I am suspicious of these past entanglements you claim to have ended. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2049 Face it - You're spiraling down. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2050 If I knew that your heart was a black hole, I'd never asked you to go out. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2051 Haven’t I seen you around here before? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2052 It just seems like we’re being pulled in different directions. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2053 One more sip and I bet you'll start spinning. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2054 I’ll be honest. I thought the word, “single” on the app was short for, “singularity” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2055 Oh Kate, is this where you’ve been hiding? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2056 You look less supermassive in your pictures. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2057 I feel like this evening could go on forever. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2058 You’re much more impressive than the last galaxy I dated. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2059 You know I hate it when you start being nebulous! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2060 I just can't get into you. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2061 Take a sip and calm down. You're spiraling out of control again. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2062 Maybe if you weren't so busy sucking the entire mass of the universe into yourself you wouldn't need Ozempic 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2063 I never imagined I'd be dating Miss Universe. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2064 So that’s where Kate is?? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2065 You see, I already have a giant gaping void in my life, which is why I’m trying online dating. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2066 Can you help me find my place in the Universe? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2067 I’m so over Tinder. Shall we just call it a night? Don’t know about you, but I’m not feeling any sort of big bang here. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2068 You think you're just so hot! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2069 It's your turn to buy and don't tell me your wallet fell into a black hole again. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2070 Give me a million light years and I just might join you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2071 You're attractive, I was just hoping to meet someone more my age. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2072 I still dont understand the gravity of this situation. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2073 If I've seemed distant lately, it's for your own good. I need to keep you outside my event horizon. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2074 I won’t commit until we meet in daylight. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2075 So then Four Seasons ended up being a LANDSCAPING BUSINESS. 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
2076 You are not as deep as you think you are 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2077 I must warn you, I have a dark sense of humor. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2078 You have to be better than that Black Hole I dated, it sucked. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2079 Go on a blind date, they said. She's out of this world, they said. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
2080 You are calling ME dense? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2081 Sooo, you say your zodiac sign is all of them? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2082 Not *everything* has to start and end with you, you know. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2083 So a black hole ate your wallet? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2084 Man, this date sucks. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2085 Well enough about You , I am pretty interestimg also ! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2086 When I said I wanted space, this is not what I meant 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2087 I’m kind of a big bang guy. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2088 This place is a vast open space & freezing. Next time, I'm choosing the restaurant. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2089 Gassy, classy, AND sassy. I like you. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2090 I don’t care if you’re a nebula, I’m a goddamn hedge fund manager. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2091 Explain to me again why you are two and one half billion years older than you look? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2092 But they promised we'd be dining in the dark 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2093 The service is okay, but there’s zero atmosphere. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2094 You contain multitudes. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2095 You want space?! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2096 I know your dating profile said you are 'out of this world,' but I don't know how to explain this to Mother. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2097 The drinks here are “stellar”, don’t you think. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2098 I thought Galaxy was just your drag name. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2099 I know the worlds revolve around you, but do you even care about how my day went? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2100 So, where do you come from? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2101 Me and you baby, we got chemis-… I mean, physics. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2102 You suck all the joy out of my life. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2103 Your outfit is out of this world. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2104 Whaddya mean you want more space? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2105 I told you! White holes cannot exist! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2106 Did I do something wrong ? You seem so distant, 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2107 Really! Do you think the universe revolves around you? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2108 Don't think I haven't noticed your shift towards the red. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2109 What I tell you goes in one galaxy and out the other. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2110 It’s always the same…one little disagreement and you spiral out of control. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2111 2.5 million light years away and some things just don’t change 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2112 It’s great to finally meet someone with so much depth 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2113 To be honest, I'm not interested in older women 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2114 Frankly, I think we've been drifting apart for a long time. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2115 You may be brilliant, but you are always going in circles. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2116 Miss Universe? You look more like a Miss Galaxy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2117 I’m just not sure our signs are compatible. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2118 And you're blaming all of this on some sort of large explosion? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2119 Lactose intolerance? But you’re the Milky Way! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2120 Oh. When you said Aquarius, you really mean Aquarius! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2121 I feel like I haven't seen you in aeons. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2122 It thought there'd be a Pearly Gate! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2123 So, um, where did you say you’re from again? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2124 The light in your profile picture took longer to reach me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2125 You treat me like I'm so insignificant. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2126 “Oh, now you’re going to say that I’M the one who sucks up all the energy in the room?” 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2127 TOGETHER...We can go where no man has gone before 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2128 No more blind dates. I really mean it this time! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2129 It's okay, I have some gas problems too. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2130 You looked more distant in your profile. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2131 I seem so distant tonight. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2132 I'm not leaving 25%. That's crazy. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2133 Even this table beats sitting next to the kitchen. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2134 It all sounds pretty nebulous to me. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2135 I thought I could but I’m sorry, I just can do the time warp again! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2136 You mean the world to me…but there’s more out there. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2137 I’m not getting sucked into your drama. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2138 I am attracted but I feel like if we get together, you'll smother me. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2139 Well, Mr. "Supernova," I'll bet you think you're just the shiniest star in the room, don't you? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2140 No, I don't want you to fly me to the moon. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2141 I’m sorry, I need to boldly go where no man has gone before. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2142 You never listen. I feel like I’m speaking into the void. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2143 Im sensing some distance growing between us 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2144 So you’re telling me there are 4 billion other dudes inside you right now? 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2145 Yet I'M the one with a black hole at his center! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2146 If I may ask, what's your sign? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2147 Sorry. I should have specified that I was looking for an I-Phone 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2148 My waist is constantly expanding, also. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2149 I just sense a distance between us. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2150 You still look like a fried egg. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2151 Just take a moment and replay that in your head: I’m a black hole?” 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2152 I just feel like you have a black hole where your heart should be. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2153 When you said "nebulous" on your profile, I thought you meant gender preference. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2154 you are suppose to drink it 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2155 Yeah well you think the whole *universe* revolves around you! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2156 Your profile said spiral galaxy! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2157 I’ve never at any point in my life felt so insignificant, in any other relationship. Sure, you’re sublime, blah blah blah. You cannot expect me to just revolve around you forever. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2158 You’re great, but it took 67 space station stops to get here. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2159 this is such a time suck. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2160 I’m more of a Snickers man myself. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2161 I admit that I did exaggerate a bit on the dating site. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2162 I think this might work. I like the world to revolve around me and I think you're the type of Gal that can make that happen for me. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2163 Really? Another Cosmo? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2164 It just feels like you're a billion light years away. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2165 and you... are absolutely out of this world 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2166 Of all the gin joints in all the universe! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2167 Are we drifting apart? You seem light years away... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2168 Where have you been all my life? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2169 Everything ok? You barely swallowed any of your stars. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2170 What’s going on between you and Neptune? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2171 I think you might be too old for me. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2172 I feel like I’m getting sucked into your mess 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2173 ‘The Bright Future - AI finally understood my dating preferences’ 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2174 You're being an Ass, Troy. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2175 Why must the entire conversation revolve around you? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2176 You mean the world to me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2177 Big Deal! You're plasma. What's it matter? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2178 I just don't see why we can't say that 'All Holes Matter' 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2179 Look, I know I sometimes seem remote, but I'm working on it. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2180 I don't usually date large celestial bodies, but you seem pretty stellar. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2181 Hey! Where did our waiter go? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2182 If you won't tell me your age or who your parents are, can you at least tell me your sign? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2183 I think you are going to love this place - the menu is out of this world! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2184 Every time we start this conversation.... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2185 i feel us moving farther apart 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2186 You’re literally gaslighting me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2187 I said, bring A friend.... 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2188 ‘It doesn’t feel like you’re giving me enough space.’ 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2189 Round and round we go again. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2190 No, I said you suck all the Light out of the room, not Life. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2191 The first thing you need to do is max out your 401k, THEN open a Roth IRA 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2192 i feel a void between us. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2193 Apologies, apparently the interpreter is stuck in traffic on the corner of 42nd and RA 17h 45m 40.04s, Dec −29° 00′ 28.1 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2194 Flirting with the void 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2195 All you ever do is take take take! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2196 Ordering spaghetti again? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2197 My first instinct is to run. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2198 Are you hiding something from me? Your answers just seem a bit nebulous. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2199 I know I'm insignificant in the large view but that's why you should pay the check. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2200 Penny for your thoughts...you seem far, far away. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2201 Sorry I'm late. I didn't understand what a 2 light-year Uber ride actually meant. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2202 Yes, I too feel like there's a black hole at my center. I've been working through it in therapy. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2203 Well, yes - technically I’m still in a relationship with earth but I haven’t loved her for decades. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2204 You need space? Was it something I said? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2205 I hope you don't think this is just a short-term fling. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2206 So you think you can make me a star? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2207 I think you know that when I asked you how it all began, I wasn’t referring to your fondness of fine wines. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2208 Don't get too close to me, galaxy. I don't want to get sucked into your black hole. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2209 seriously, you want to discuss dark matter here? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2210 Your profile said two hundred million stars. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2211 Hurry up. It’s not like I have all of eternity.” 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2212 You just think everything revolves around you. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2213 Your online description only said you were emotionally distant. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2214 Please stop. You're just spiraling now. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
2215 Actually, … 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2216 I feel like there is this black hole at the center of our relationship. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2217 Ok, what's your name "and dromeda"? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2218 I think your supermassive ego is more of the problem. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2219 My Dinner With Dismay 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2220 Late again Andromeda? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2221 Do you get any second dates? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2222 Says the giant gaping hole. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2223 Milky Way for dessert? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2224 Do you really think you can get me drunk and then just suck me in? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2225 I had hoped that tonight, at least, you would not show up lit! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2226 I have to end things, Karen. All you do is take and take. I never get anything back from you! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2227 Alice, breaking up can be awkward, but isn't this a bit extreme? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2228 Of course I love you, so don't start again with that, "I feel like I'm talking to a black hole." 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2229 You just keep sucking me back in. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2230 I think our relationship is a waste of time and space 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2231 Okay, yeah, I may have put on some weight since my profile pic as well, 'Andie,' but come on... 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2232 You’re sucking the life out of me. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2233 You, somehow seem distant all of a sudden. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2234 Well you looked different in your picture too. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2235 Andromeda means nothing to me. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2236 You always suck the fun out of everything. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2237 Oh, no, Shiela, there won’t be a next time? Why? Why?? How about because after I finish this sentence, my entire body is going to implode due to the vacuum of space. It’s always been about what you want, hasn’t it? I’m just about sick and tir— 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2238 You’re stellar, but I think we should see other people. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2239 What’s the matter? You seem a little dark 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2240 Next time I’m picking the table. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2241 What year was your dating profile photo taken? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2242 Oh, sure--right before the check arrives. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2243 You promised me the world! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2244 This restaurant has no atmosphere. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2245 It's just, if I had to guess, I'd say your profile picture was 1,000,000 years out of date. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2246 You don’t seem yourself tonight. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2247 I’ve never been on a blind date before. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2248 I have ae feeling this conversation is boldly going where every man has gone before. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2249 I should have taken the $500k 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2250 You looked a lot less "Infinite" in your profile picture. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2251 I feel like we’re in different galaxies 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2252 Must you keep name-dropping stars? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2253 I meant it when I said you’re out of this world 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2254 I just think we need a little bit of space 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2255 No way! You're kidding me, really? You're the galaxy they named the phone after? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2256 Could you make that less nebulous? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2257 What do you mean, 'what kind of void are you'? From the night so far, I'd say an empty void! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2258 It's not that I dont like you, I just always preferred Three Musketeers 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2259 I find your aura a bit disturbing. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2260 All you do is take, take, take. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2261 That's NOT a Universal Truth! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2262 Drink all the cosmos you want. You’re never gonna fill that void. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2263 You mean the world to me” is just an expression - I was NOT trying to sell you short 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2264 I wasn't looking at your butt, I just wanted to see the other side of your hole. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2265 I don’t think I could give you any more space 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2266 What do you mean we need more space 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2267 You can't just keep blaming the expanding universe for this distance between us. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2268 So is “Everything, Everywhere, All at Once” going to be your answer no matter what I ask you? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2269 You've just consumed an entire galaxy and you're thinking about dessert? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2270 Back home we call it a Comso. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2271 You weren’t lying when your profile said you were Out of this World 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2272 Why are you so distant? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2273 It’s a bit out of the way for a first date. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2274 What have you done with our waiter 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2275 Why does everything have to revolve around you?!? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2276 In your profile photo, you were much younger 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2277 My whole world revolved around you, but The James Webb Space Telescope has finally opened my eyes. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2278 Are you sure someone did not put something in your drink 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2279 Peace….? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2280 Well, at least you aren’t a black hole! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2281 Room temperature, as You like" 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2282 So, do you watch Yellowstone? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2283 Did you eat all my food again 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2284 I'm still trying to figure out if you are a black hole, or the world's largest Danish pastry. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2285 The Black Hole of Dating 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2286 That was a long time ago and you were emotionally far, far away. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2287 You look fine. No one can tell your expanding. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2288 You seem like you're light years away. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2289 Andromeda, you look a little strained...finish your drink. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2290 My waistline isn’t the only thing that’s expanding. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2291 You said I'd be starstruck when I met you, but . . . 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2292 For the last time, honey, your spiral does not make you look fat. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2293 This is why they warn against excessive consumption of energy drinks. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2294 Just like you to suck up all the air in the room 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2295 I don't know. Lately it seems like you're just so distant. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2296 What would you say the level of attraction is here? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2297 God, you are just so full of yourself. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2298 So, you’ve already got that sparkle…but to land that role in Interstellar Part 2, you got to show us your explosive enthusiasm.” 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2299 It's not you. I've fallen in love with dark matter. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2300 Insignificant am I? Fat ass! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2301 I made this a low-pressure matter, and still got stood up. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2302 I am sorry, Janice, but there is some dark energy in our relationship that is pushing us apart. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2303 Now I see what the app meant by ‘stellar personality.’” 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2304 Why must you be so distant? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2305 Why must you always seem so distant? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2306 If I knew you were a million light years away, I wouldn’t have paid for your drink. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2307 Step one is acknowledging that you're not the center of the universe. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2308 You're going to love this place. The Times gave it five trillion stars. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2309 You looked more stellar in your Tinder profile pic 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2310 Talk about sucking all of the air out of the room. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2311 I feel like there are holes in your story... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2312 I feel our relationship is going down a black hole. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2313 I don't know...you just seem so distant. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2314 Let's get real. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2315 ‘..very funny. How long did it take you to come up with that one?’ 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2316 That is your 99th drink and you still have not said anything! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2317 When I signed up for speed dating, I didn't realize the 15 minutes were in light years. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2318 After dinner, shall we go to third base from the sun? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2319 You keep pulling me back in. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2320 You feel far, far away. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2321 My drink is fine but there is no atmosphere in here. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2322 You’re much smaller in person than I imagined. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2323 So you're saying I should take a chance on the inexperienced contractor to renovate my kitchen? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2324 Sometimes dinner with you is like shouting into the void. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2325 You say you contain a galaxy, well what about me, Mildred? Aren't I enough for you? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2326 Don’t Borealis me 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2327 I was expecting a different Miss Universe. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2328 Baby, you're outta this world! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2329 You’re not listening to me! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2330 I've had it with lightspeed dating! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2331 You wanna tell me where you got that ring? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2332 You’re just out of this world! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2333 No, you pick the appetizer. It's your world and I'm just living in it. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2334 I am looking at the big picture! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2335 No I don't want to see your black hole. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2336 You looked a lot bigger in your profile picture. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2337 I thought you said this place had atmosphere. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2338 I don’t think I’m ready to commit to a long term relativity 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2339 I would have asked you to accept the rose, but you swallowed that too. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2340 'Haven't I seen you somewhere before?' 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2341 You dumb bitch. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2342 Okay, we've established where I am. Now, where's the waiter? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2343 So big picture,where do you see yourself in 13 billion years? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2344 Before we get started, how much time do you have? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2345 I don't care if you're a gas giant. That noise is still considered rude! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2346 Seriously? You're wondering whether WE have intelligent life? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2347 Make mine a double 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2348 You're always so scattered 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2349 I think we just need some space. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2350 It's not you, it's meeeeeeeeee... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2351 I know we’re both constantly expanding, but I still want dessert 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2352 thanks for expanding all this way to see me 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2353 Expanding? I don't think you're expanding. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2354 Are you ghosting me? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2355 You have everything I could ever want but I’m just not ready to commit to one galaxy for the rest of my life 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2356 You looked a lot smaller in your profile pic. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2357 You can order whatever your want. It's still called entropy. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2358 So, how’re your planets doing? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2359 I find your discussion exceedingly nebulous.... 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2360 I don 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2361 It’s just . . . I don’t know . . . you’ve seemed a little spacey lately . . . 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2362 I ordered a Black Hole on the rocks once. That drink packs a kick! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2363 What the hell did you put in my drink? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2364 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2365 Wow, you didn’t exaggerate: your photos don’t do you justice. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2366 I don’t know. It’s like were in different galaxies lately. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2367 No, that dress doesn’t make you look big. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2368 I don't find the idea that you could swallow my entire galaxy to be amusing. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2369 I was warned that you were too absorbing. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2370 You're going to need to be more attractive than this to get my hair to move. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2371 A Cosmo? Really? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2372 It looks like our relationship is entering a new dimension. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2373 Lemme guess, you’re a Leo 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2374 I may have over stated my desire when they asked “ If you could have dinner with anyone…?” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2375 I don’t need to hear about your last Big Bang. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2376 I knew this idea sucked! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2377 Yes, dear, I'm positive I ordered Cosmos. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2378 I thought you would appreciate a michelin star restaurant. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2379 So this is what you meant when you said you are all that matters. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2380 I wasn’t late. You’re just relativity mistaken. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2381 It’s written in the stars! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2382 Become the void. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2383 I thought the blank profile was a cute joke but now I can see it was a red flag. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2384 Well, we sucked that dinner down. I'd rate it 5 billion stars too. Say, wanna come back to my space and show me that Tatooine of yours? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2385 You listening? It's like I'm speaking to the void over here! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2386 There you go again…acting like you’re the center of the universe! Do you even remember that it’s my birthday! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2387 Don't pretend you can't hear me. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2388 Will you just ask for help and stop spiraling?! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2389 This is odd. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2390 ‘Nice tie’? That’s big of you. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2391 My last date was a brick wall. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2392 Your parents were black holes? Your childhood must’ve sucked. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2393 Get back in your galaxy 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2394 It's not the worst service we've ever had. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2395 If you’re not living on the you’re taking up too much space.” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2396 You aren't exactly the Cosmo girl I expected. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2397 Parking around here is a nightmare. It must have taken you eons to find a spot. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2398 Out of all the gin joints in the entire universe - you had to pick this one . 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2399 Wait 'til you hear about my second wife. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2400 This has been great, but I’m really looking for someone who will expand my horizons. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2401 Lately you seem like you're a million miles away. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2402 Well, it feels like a long time to me. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2403 I loved your profile on the Webb. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2404 There you go, bringing up the telescope thing again. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2405 Hmm. That’s a lot. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2406 I still love you. I just need some space-time. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2407 I just don't see a future in dating you. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2408 They had better void the check 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2409 ‘Stop drinking so many Cosmos !’ 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
2410 Did you say 13.6 billion years old? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2411 If you think the Earth revolves around you, then you've got another thing coming. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2412 I swear, it's like talking to a black hole. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2413 ...and THEN she accused ME of having a God Complex! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2414 I must say, you DO NOT look your age ! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2415 Even at the speed of light, you're 13.8 billion years late? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2416 I thought you were kidding on Tinder when you posted your age as 41 million years. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2417 Conversations with you ARE deep, but they go on for eternity. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2418 Yes, I know you're a star. But can you act? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2419 I might as well be shouting at the heavens! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2420 Ok, so you've shown me your black hole. Now what? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2421 I plainly said I wasn't in to astrology on Match! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2422 It's never enough with you. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2423 This one's on me. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2424 You’re kidding, Black Mirror is MY favorite show too 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2425 I’m not into black hole stuff 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2426 You're saying that I'm spiraling ??? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2427 woaaaah, if this is how the medical one feels, what would the recreational do! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2428 Oh you've got star power alright! ... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2429 That explains why your texts are green 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2430 Your problem is that you think you are the center of the universe. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2431 No way am I getting sucked into that conversation! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2432 Hey Man! you look spaced out 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2433 While I appreciate a hearty appetite as much as the next guy,I suggest we go Dutch. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2434 Just face the facts darling, you're expanding. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2435 It's not a criticism to say that you've expanded over the years. There's just more of you to love. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2436 I’m sorry, although your friends sound quite impressive, I have no idea who Carl Sagan and Neil deGrasse Tyson are! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2437 The Milky way knew their date was spiraling to an end when her lactose intolerance made her gaseous. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2438 The way you just ate, you should change your first name from ‘Black’ to ‘Pie’ 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2439 So you say that you came in second place in the Miss Universe contest? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2440 You don't look anything like your candy bar wrapper. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2441 I'd say your eyes twinkle like stars, but I can't seem to find them 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2442 So you rest are Miss Universe… 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2443 OK, OK. I'll ditch the telescope. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2444 I don’t see where your ‘World View’ is any better than mine! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2445 Sweetheart, I told you before, you're going to be a star. Trust me, just sign the contract. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2446 I give and give and you never give anything back. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2447 I know that I requested as far from the kitchen as possible but ........ 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2448 It's Virgo, but I'm more physicist than Astrologer. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2449 I hope you can appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2450 Well I’m sorry you had to wait for a billion years, I was evolving. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2451 You looked different in your profile photo. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2452 Thanks…I’ll have the abyss. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2453 You're so attractive ! 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2454 You do know that I think the world of you. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2455 Do you think that exposing your black hole is going to change my mind? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2456 I guess this won't be our undiscovered little bistro for long. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2457 I know it's our first date, but I feel pulled towards you 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2458 Is it just me, or is this drink making the room spin…. Or is that you? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2459 You really suck all the air out of the room, huh? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2460 Next time, let’s just order two sides of fries, ok? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2461 I don't know what it is, but something about you draws me in. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2462 Welp, down the hatch! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2463 I really have to change my default search radius 1.1735 0.05235 98 87 5 6
2464 Well, this date is spiraling. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2465 Now I can tell my friends I went on a date with Miss Universe 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2466 I demand a table in a quieter section near a window. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2467 I understand everything you are telling me, but I still can't find my keys. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2468 When you said you identified as a "nebulous orb", I believed you were speaking figuratively. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2469 No, your big bang doesn’t make you look fat 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2470 You don’t look a day over 10 billion years old. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2471 It will never work. We're light years apart. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2472 Ever heard of Joe Rogan? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2473 So is this a quick fly by or something more serious? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2474 At least finish your drink. Your Uber's twenty six thousand light years away. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2475 So, do you really want to get to know ME, or are you only interested in my black hole like all the other guys? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2476 You're not like all the other galaxies I've dated. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2477 Miss Universe or not, we go fifty-fifty 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2478 Nothing is ever good enough. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2479 You're so bright...and deep. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2480 You don’t look anything like your dating app photo. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2481 I will not be sucked into your black hole of sarcasm. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2482 I thought this relationship was becoming a black hole, but this is ridiculous 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2483 My name is Elon, who are you? Where am I? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2484 They say Einstein loved these. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2485 The Black Hole is a special tonight. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2486 You were much younger in the old paradigm. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2487 I had no idea when I swiped in a circle it would lead to this. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2488 Your eyes are like stars in the sky. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2489 This is what the therapist meant when she said there's too much space between us. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2490 I don't see why continual expansion requires so much lobster. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2491 You seem to have everything I could possibly want, but I’m just not looking for a commitment right now. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2492 So, what’s your sign 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2493 You really do get spacy after one drink” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2494 Thank you for meeting with me in person. It's always good to put a galaxy to the name. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2495 I don't know, you're just so self-centered. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2496 Don’t you think “best Cabernet in the universe” is a bit too much hyperbole? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2497 Let’s start with an ice breaker; what are your origins? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2498 How distantly did you say we're related? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2499 You look light years younger in your photos 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2500 If you want me to buy you another drink you'll have to come down a dimension. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2501 You were right, the Craft Cocktails here are outta this world, but the atmosphere is really lacking. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2502 Sorry I was looking at her, but she’s a supernova. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2503 I just don’t feel like my needs are being met. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2504 So, is this your first blind date, too? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2505 I thought we were going to share that tiramisu. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2506 I ordered a cosmopolitan not a cosmos. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2507 You need some space? Well here we are. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
2508 You have stars in your eyes. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2509 I'm not attracted to you anymore... 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2510 'I'm not just saying this because I'm a Young Earth Creationist, but you don't look a day older than 6,000 years old.' 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2511 Yes, you’re right, the atmosphere of this place is great. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2512 Now I know why they call you the little tipper. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2513 Really it's not you it's me...I was looking for more of a solar system type gal" 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2514 This place doesn't have any atmosphere... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2515 Waiter, I wanted it poached, not sunny side up! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2516 Don't flatter yourself. You're not the only galaxy in the universe. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2517 Dining with the stars is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2518 It's great to have a drink in your neck of the woods, but you still seem so distant 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2519 Why can't you understand that I just need more space? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2520 Along with all light and gravity, you’ve been absorbing too much Chardonnay. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2521 But your profile said "down to earth" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2522 Our sever has only been gone a minute, do you think the world revolves around you? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2523 So what’s your relationship with your dad like? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2524 Things seem to be spiraling out of control. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2525 What do you mean? It's Macallan, some of the oldest whiskey on ear... Oh, right. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2526 I don't know what you see in me but I thank the stars for aligning so we could meet. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2527 Your profile said you were interested in meeting a superstar, so I hope you're not disappointed. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2528 Maybe the issue is you think the whole world revolves around you 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2529 Oh! That is sooo deep... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2530 I booked here cause I heard they had a Michelin star 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2531 I don't think you understand the gravity of our situation here. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2532 I feel like you just keep circling around the real issue. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2533 Maybe a hotel. My place is a black hole,too. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2534 You know, sometimes I feel like I'm just talking into a black hole. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2535 For once I’d like to pick the place, it’s always your way Milky. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2536 Great restaurant, but the prices are astronomical! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2537 Don't give me the "there's plenty of other galaxies in the universe" routine. I invented that routine. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2538 Why do we pick places where we boldly go to where no one has gone before? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2539 So, how do you manage space and time? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2540 So, you're dating profile was bogus? You're not the be all and end all? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2541 I just feel like you take and take from me and never give back. Oh and youre cold. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2542 Let's not even go there. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2543 Deep. Very deep. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2544 I have stuff going on,too 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2545 Nebulous! Schmebulous! Will you ever speak in the universal? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2546 When galaxies collide, magic happens, and, um, also chaos. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2547 But it's clear which one of us is closer to Earth. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2548 I know you eat a lot, but I didn't know you were a bottomless pit. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2549 Don’t you ever get tired of fusion cuisine? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2550 Yes, my profile said I like to date older women, but not 8.9 billion years older! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2551 When were you born? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2552 I just wish people at the party would gravitate toward me for once 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2553 I haven't done Ayahuasca before. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2554 How old are you! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2555 I don't feel a connection. It seems like you're light years away. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2556 Have you seen Galactic Galaxy? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2557 We can both be feeling empty inside, Jen. Why do you always make it a contest? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2558 So, is binary your pronoun? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2559 Why do you always act as if everything revolves around you? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2560 I can tell you that getting a table for 3,965,992,436,027,764,925,665 wasn't easy. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2561 So, is "Galaxy" your real name? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2562 I'm sorry, I meant 'hole of color" 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2563 Would you call yourself spiritual? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2564 Is everything ok? Your event horizon hasn't even touched the drink. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2565 When you said you would rock my world, I didn't take it literally. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2566 It'll take eons 'til our server comes back. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2567 I liked it better when you were far, far away. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2568 I get it. My inbox is a black hole. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2569 Elijah, to be perfectly honest, I no longer care why this night is different from all other nights. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2570 Just because you’re aware of so many telescopes pointed in your direction doesn’t necessarily mean they’re all looking at you. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2571 So why do you think you’re still singularity? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2572 May I ask how old you really are? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2573 Oh, so now we're a galaxy, are we? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2574 Neil deGrasse Tyson was supposed to join us for this Cosmic Party. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2575 This is a joke - right? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2576 Aren't you being a bit elliptical though? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2577 I used to be vegan, but now I’m on a plan(e)t based diet. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2578 I think I’m looking for someone a little more worldly 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2579 You’re always so distant at dinner 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2580 I cannot date someone whose center is a black hole. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2581 You're a black hole when it comes to dessert! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2582 I think you may be too bright for me 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2583 Super-massive black hole? I think I have one of those, too. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2584 Even now, after all this time, you still can't let it go. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2585 I’M “self-absorbed”? Listen to Miss Center of the Universe! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2586 And you think drinking makes *me* spiral out of control?… 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2587 I know! Black Holes are so into themselves! They just suck all of the joy out of life! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2588 This really puts my comment about the smallish scallops into perspective. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2589 So you're a Sagan literalist. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2590 I noticed you’re all aglow tonight. What’s going on? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2591 I dated a black hole once. She sucked. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2592 I'm not sure how else to explain it to you, honey. The moonlanding was a hoax. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2593 Can we PLEASE talk about something other than how much your life SUCKS 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2594 my last boyfriend found me attractive but hard to escape. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2595 I just don’t think I can be with a Cubs fan 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2596 Not only are you sucking the life out of our marriage, but you’re sucking the light out of this restaurant! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2597 It just feels as if you are concealing 95% of yourself. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2598 Stop saying it’s just the drugs talking! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2599 I’m sure you get this a lot, but you don’t look anything like your profile picture 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2600 If we’re being honest here, you do act like you’re the center of the universe. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2601 This will be my first time outside the Milky Way. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2602 Frankly, long-distance relationships don't work for me. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2603 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE,tell me again about how it all started! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2604 Take a deep breath; you're spiraling again 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2605 There, I said it. You’re a galaxy away. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2606 Well, one thing in your favor is you are not on your IPhone! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2607 Whaddya mean, my mass is too dense? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2608 We've had this conversation before, Snickers is much better than Milky Way. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2609 I just feel like we have a cosmic connection 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2610 Is there something wrong? You haven’t made a sound all night 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2611 It's like talking to a black hole. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2612 When I wrote that I was interested in a used Galaxy, I meant a Ford. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2613 I am not going to just sit here staring at the void. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2614 No,you started it. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2615 Andromeda, where is all of this dark energy coming from?! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2616 How many light years does it take to get a drink around here! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2617 I'd prefer a Butterfinger 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2618 No need to fly apart, we can get you another drink without the olive. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2619 Are you bothered by the age difference? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2620 I thought you said you LIKED Milky Way. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2621 Of course everything is spinning, Nebulae, that's your fourth drink. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2622 You are just as distant as my ex from Venus 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2623 And last year I went to the beach with my sister's family. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2624 What’s wrong, dear? You seem so far away tonight. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2625 I’m just realizing there are 2 billion more just like you…. CHECK! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2626 Wow, you are really deep! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2627 This isn't what I imagined when you said "out of this world". 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2628 It’s always your Milky Way or the highway! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2629 I think we're alone now. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2630 No, 15 to 20 percent is sufficient. Trust me on this. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2631 You look older than your profile photo. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2632 We agreed we would have no secrets, so start explaining. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2633 I've had enough of this with my mother. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2634 I know you need space but it feels like we're drifting apart. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2635 But don't you ever just feel infinite sometimes? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2636 Don't go all Big Bang on me. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2637 Ya know , the more scotch i drink the more intelligible quantum theory becomes . What’s that about ? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2638 Next time we are going to my place 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2639 You can’t imagine—it’s like I have a black hole in my heart. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2640 To say we're worlds apart is a huge understatement! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2641 Yeah! It really does feel like I haven't seen you in light years. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2642 But enough about you. Let's talk about me. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2643 I’m feeling a cosmic connection here. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2644 Sometimes I feel like I’m simply not your entire universe. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2645 I heard about your big bang. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2646 So you want to be a star. Can you be a little less nebulas? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2647 I think I need some space. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2648 Don't forget, tomorrow we are having dinner with the Andromedas. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2649 We've only got 5 minutes before the next date. What have you been doing the last billion years. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2650 Honestly , not that in to astrology." 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2651 Must you absorb everything I tell you? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2652 You think you're the hottest thing out there? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2653 I'm sorry but I don't think I see the near-term benefits of your expansion plans. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2654 Well, they say love is eternal. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2655 No, the old fashioned is not a universally loved cocktail 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2656 It’s my way or the Milky Way Andromeda! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2657 Of all the gin joints in all the universe in all the multiverse this galaxy walks into mine. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2658 It's just one damned galaxy after another! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2659 I thought I gave you the space you needed but now you feel so distant. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2660 Now go ahead and hit the space bar.. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2661 And I haven't even touched upon the gravity of the situation. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2662 I can see the Galaxy in your eyes! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2663 You say astronomy and I say gastronomy. Let's just call the whole things off. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2664 I want a galaxy just like the galaxy that married dear old Dad. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2665 I feel like we're in a different place. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2666 i know this is a michelin restaurant, but i am sure we can still get a milky way for dessert! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2667 Everything I say to you disappears into a black hole. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2668 So you're telling me you need your space. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2669 You go first. What are galaxies interested in? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2670 It's not just about you! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2671 Are you religious? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2672 You know I told you to lay off the Botox 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2673 Your galaxy or mine? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2674 So where to you think you’ll fit in a Trump Whitehouse? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2675 Will it be like a Star Trek convention? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2676 And last time the check arrived your wallet had been sucked into a black hole 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
2677 Yes I know age is just a number, but I don't think this will work. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2678 Our server is taking light-years to get here! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2679 You always act like the world revolves around you, Janet! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2680 So . . . how does one get rid of a big asteroid? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2681 I'm through talking. No matter what I say, it just goes in and nothing comes out! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2682 You act like you're the center of the universe. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2683 Haven't I always said you mean the world to me? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2684 I can’t deny I felt a big bang when we met. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2685 This is our first date... Stop asking if you are the center of my universe. We are galaxies away from that. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2686 This dinner is definitely spiraling out of control. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2687 Are you single? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2688 you don't scare me either. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2689 I know you think you are G-d's gift to the universe, but to me you're just a single light among many. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2690 Finally a dinner guest I can understand and enjoy… 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2691 After all we’ve been through, you still think of me as your constellation prize? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2692 It was at that point Dave realized that perhaps he needed to have higher standards than, "Has hole". 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2693 Stop asking me what my sign is! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2694 You know I think the world of you. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2695 You think I'M a conversational black hole? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2696 So, Andromeda, Milky Way tells me you galaxies know how to have a good time 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2697 It feels like you’re a million miles away. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2698 Sorry, but once you pose naked for James Webb you can't unring that bell." 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2699 This must be a fever dream. Who the hell would draw a cartoon this hard to caption?! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2700 That’s some ulcer! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2701 Vincent, is that you coming through? 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2702 You just take, take take. Never give. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2703 I just wanna get this out of the way, I’m only interested in Uranus 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2704 You know, you should really act your age. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2705 Sure, I kind of blew up at her. But she said I was acting like I'm the center of the universe, and things just spiraled from there. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2706 I’m sorry, I’m just not over the Big Bang. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2707 Abyss, is that your name or the drink? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2708 Uh - it’s the 7th day - I said I wanted to rest — could we *please* talk about work another time? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2709 You have no core! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2710 Did not realize my friend literally meant your looks were "out of this world!" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2711 You look milkier in person than on your profile picture. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2712 Dinner was jut out of this world. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2713 We have to stop meeting at the event horizon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2714 I would have pegged you for a cosmo gal. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2715 I must tell you I feel a powerful attraction. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2716 Oh you, and your infinite wisdom. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2717 Will I need to apply any thermal shielding down there? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2718 So…do you come here very often? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2719 Yes, yes you're bright, but some how, you're also very dense! 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2720 No wonder the menu prices are astronomical 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2721 Oh, it's just everything with you! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2722 We are not just drifting farther apart, OK? Space is expanding between us. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2723 Yes, you look wonderful tonight. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2724 when you suggested we get dinner closer to you, i thought you meant, like 42nd street, not alpha centauri 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
2725 It's a problem. You're in your own universe. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2726 You have incredible star power--but you always seem distant and unattainable. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2727 Dinner once every 80 years isn't much of a relationship 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2728 No, I wasn't starting into the other abyss 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2729 What I really like about us is that we give each other a lot of space in our relationship 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
2730 I’m normally an iPhone person. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2731 I guess we could order dessert if you're still hungry 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2732 You promised you were the only one! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2733 What’s your beige flag? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2734 This is leading nowhere 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2735 I find that dating in this atmosphere is quite nebulous. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2736 I’ve been sleeping with your best friend 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2737 She said she was just going to use the ladies room, and that was 4 light years ago” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2738 I think you're a little self-absorbed 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2739 I usually don't date people with nebulous views, but it was time to step outside my comfort zone. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2740 My friends warned me that you sucked! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2741 You're a fun gal. Can I call you gal? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2742 Well no… not ANY hole is a goal. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2743 This is not what I meant when I said I needed space, Brenda. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2744 Let's talk about the gravity of your situation.. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2745 Stop complaining,they sat us in the middle of nowhere because you looked like you might collapse. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2746 Sure, I’m OK with diversity- why? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2747 I do like you, I just wonder if maybe seven million years is too much of an age gap. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2748 what do you mean I seem empty inside? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2749 Must you always suck up all the air in the room? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2750 You haven't touched your drink. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2751 Do you have any other specials? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2752 You’re deep. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2753 Stop dissapearing into the void everytime I talk about things that matter! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2754 « I don’t have a supermassive blackhole instead of a heart! » 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2755 In done with you. You just take and take and never give back 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9</