Contest #890


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You never told me you have a sun. 1.8338 0.01792 2124 930 617 577
1 Then, of course, there's the age difference. 1.7811 0.01495 2873 1305 892 676
2 You could have mentioned that those photos were from 13 billion years ago. 1.7682 0.01390 3426 1622 976 828
3 What do you mean your last relationship ended with a bang? 1.7669 0.02900 768 358 231 179
4 Of course I’ve been seeing other galaxies—I’m an astronomer. 1.7231 0.01439 2936 1411 927 598
5 I know you're cheating...I found Orion's belt under our bed. 1.7178 0.02966 737 372 201 164
6 Not everything revolves around you, OK? 1.7172 0.01937 1556 736 524 296
7 I don’t care if you travelled at the speed of light. You’re still late. 1.7170 0.01470 2837 1384 872 581
8 So, you're breaking up with me because you need "more space"? 1.7033 0.01975 1537 756 481 300
9 This restaurant has only 5 stars 1.7020 0.01477 2842 1431 827 584
10 I feel like the distance between us just keeps expanding. 1.6981 0.01831 1719 833 572 314
11 Funny how your gravitational pull suddenly disappears whenever the check arrives. 1.6970 0.01870 1749 880 519 350
12 You're being nebulous again. 1.6856 0.01371 3422 1807 884 731
13 Well, where do you see us in say, five billion years? 1.6841 0.03324 535 269 166 100
14 Why must everything revolve around you? 1.6829 0.01465 2737 1375 855 507
15 Okay, I get it - you need space. 1.6811 0.01725 1988 1006 610 372
16 When you promised me the sun, the moon and the stars I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.6773 0.01906 1540 759 519 262
17 Oh, I thought you profile said you were "Miss" Universe. 1.6742 0.01950 1630 857 447 326
18 No, does the age gap bother you? 1.6698 0.01903 1578 797 505 276
19 I keep expanding too but you don't hear me complain about it. 1.6598 0.01967 1499 776 457 266
20 You're not the only one expanding and emiting gases. 1.6549 0.01990 1533 821 420 292
21 That’s interesting. I used to drive a Galaxy. 1.6538 0.01945 1525 795 463 267
22 Your friends have been referring to me as your insignificant other. 1.6535 0.01819 1931 1067 466 398
23 I don’t know, you just seem a little distant. 1.6510 0.01493 2507 1290 802 415
24 I'm looking for someone who can fill a void. 1.6487 0.01423 2704 1382 890 432
25 You seem so distant lately. 1.6464 0.02072 1284 661 416 207
26 I'm just saying, in your profile picture you looked smaller. 1.6396 0.02262 1060 547 348 165
27 I'm not sure I want a long-distance relationship. 1.6330 0.01874 1523 789 504 230
28 Not what I had in mind when I was asked to meet up for some cosmos. 1.6328 0.01949 1498 802 444 252
29 I’M an emotional black hole?! 1.6249 0.01780 1730 920 539 271
30 Sorry, but when I look at you, I only see the past. 1.6239 0.01914 1537 830 455 252
31 I don’t think you understand the gravity of what you’ve done. 1.6226 0.01861 1558 825 496 237
32 You don't look anything like your James Webb picture. 1.6149 0.02007 1392 761 406 225
33 I feel like we need more space 1.6126 0.01852 1577 850 488 239
34 I usually don’t date stars. 1.6122 0.02721 722 387 228 107
35 Andromeda is a pretty name, I’m Bert 1.6071 0.01913 1466 794 454 218
36 It’s like time doesn’t exist when we’re together. 1.6069 0.01884 1488 800 473 215
37 For the last time-you're not the center of the universe. 1.6018 0.03404 457 248 143 66
38 This isn't working out - we're worlds apart and you just think everything revolves around you. 1.6013 0.02073 1209 651 389 169
39 I don't know about chemistry, but I definitely feel a magnetic pull. 1.6010 0.01925 1341 707 462 172
40 I know. I can’t remember what I did yesterday, much less 4 billion years ago. 1.5978 0.01991 1273 680 425 168
41 Sure the food’s great, but this place has no atmosphere. 1.5973 0.05140 226 131 55 40
42 In what universe is it ok for me to always pick up the tab? 1.5967 0.02100 1257 704 356 197
43 I’ve never dated anyone who actually was the center of the universe before. 1.5959 0.01952 1418 785 421 212
44 I need to give you some space? 1.5951 0.02055 1230 669 390 171
45 You’re lightyears ahead of my ex. 1.5941 0.02046 1217 657 397 163
46 Who did you expect, Mr. Universe? 1.5893 0.01993 1444 832 373 239
47 Yeah? Well, I think you’re the one who’s self-centered! 1.5890 0.02198 1129 635 323 171
48 Apparently, in space no one can hear you ask for bread. 1.5890 0.03293 528 304 137 87
49 If I had wanted to stare into a void, I could've just stayed at home. 1.5877 0.02190 1106 615 332 159
50 Stop acting like everything revolves around you! 1.5838 0.02063 1259 708 367 184
51 I don't know . . . You just seem so distant. 1.5805 0.02483 801 436 265 100
52 Enough about me. Where do you see yourself in about 20 to 30 million years? 1.5804 0.02095 1225 694 351 180
53 I'M distant? 1.5775 0.03353 471 266 138 67
54 In fact, I find dark matter quite attractive. 1.5772 0.02317 965 540 293 132
55 I just have to ask -- is this how you look now? Or 3 billion years ago? 1.5764 0.02145 1185 680 327 178
56 You know these long distance relationships never workout. 1.5758 0.02249 950 515 323 112
57 How do you deal with these feelings of emptiness? 1.5747 0.02284 931 508 311 112
58 So where do you see yourself in 425,000,000 years? 1.5725 0.02231 1118 652 292 174
59 Is it just me or do you seem very distant tonight? 1.5710 0.02275 1000 565 299 136
60 It's not you, it's me. I need more space. 1.5689 0.02175 1139 658 314 167
61 You’re expanding? What’s that supposed to mean? 1.5685 0.02206 1080 617 312 151
62 Ya know, sometimes it feels like I’m just talking into a void. 1.5641 0.02637 686 378 229 79
63 It’s like everything I say goes in one universe and out the other. 1.5640 0.02613 828 493 203 132
64 no, YOU always think you’re the center of the universe! 1.5603 0.02252 1028 593 294 141
65 Is that a big bang or are you just glad to see me? 1.5577 0.02397 936 550 250 136
66 Is everything ok? You've seemed kind of distant lately. 1.5558 0.02272 968 552 294 122
67 Stop being so nebulous. 1.5536 0.02361 943 552 260 131
68 You always suck the oxygen out the room... 1.5524 0.02688 715 416 203 96
69 I'm sorry, but I just need more space. 1.5519 0.02343 935 543 268 124
70 I just want you to know, I'm interested in more than your heavenly body. 1.5510 0.02344 911 524 272 115
71 I thought by the fifth date we would’ve had the Big Bang already 1.5509 0.02445 913 546 231 136
72 Alright be honest , How much time do we have? 1.5491 0.02680 692 398 208 86
73 When you said, I'd be dining with the stars, I didn't expect this. 1.5473 0.02400 846 484 261 101
74 You seemed younger in your Hubble photo. 1.5458 0.02545 830 497 213 120
75 Does everything have to revolve around you? 1.5439 0.02545 785 460 223 102
76 And as usual,you just suck all the air out of the room. 1.5420 0.02529 797 469 224 104
77 I'm sorry but I'm not ready for a long-distance relationship. 1.5392 0.02597 790 476 202 112
78 You always make me feel so insignificant 1.5388 0.02717 618 349 205 64
79 You are more than a constellation prize to me, my dear. 1.5383 0.02867 613 361 174 78
80 I just feel like your 200 billion suns should’ve come up on our FIRST date 1.5377 0.02665 742 446 193 103
81 My friends warned me how dense you can be. 1.5366 0.02571 738 430 220 88
82 A black hole and an ass hole walk into a bar 1.5357 0.02723 743 457 174 112
83 What do you mean you need space in this relationship? 1.5333 0.02576 750 443 214 93
84 But your profile said, "Miss Universe." 1.5332 0.02659 752 457 189 106
85 When you said you were Miss Universe this is not what I had pictured you would look like” 1.5331 0.02754 711 435 173 103
86 God you're dense. 1.5323 0.02657 712 423 199 90
87 Of course we're having communication issues, I have an iPhone, and you're a Galaxy. 1.5323 0.02794 712 442 161 109
88 You always act like you're somewhere far, far away... 1.5318 0.02467 739 420 245 74
89 No honey, you do not look like you’re expanding. 1.5309 0.02744 729 451 169 109
90 So… do you… gravitate here often? 1.5299 0.02616 685 397 213 75
91 You have this dark energy that's pushing me away, but dammit I still love you. 1.5292 0.02535 718 414 228 76
92 I’m sorry. This isn’t working. We are worlds apart. 1.5261 0.02635 690 406 205 79
93 You don’t have to keep telling me how insignificant I am. 1.5257 0.03951 331 201 86 44
94 This isn't what I meant when I ordered a Cosmo! 1.5237 0.03059 527 315 148 64
95 Finally, a date that appreciates being watched through a telescope from my bedroom window. 1.5218 0.03110 573 361 125 87
96 You look different from your Hubble photos. 1.5215 0.02937 627 391 145 91
97 This is my first time trying carbon dating, too. 1.5169 0.03014 592 371 136 85
98 First date and your intentions are already clear. You'll suck me in and crush the life out of me. 1.5165 0.02725 668 405 181 82
99 Lakewood, New Jersey. How about you? 1.5140 0.02903 644 407 143 94
100 They may regret offering bottomless Margaritas. 1.5128 0.03265 468 286 124 58
101 '"I have to say, you do look younger in your profile picture." 1.5108 0.02642 650 384 200 66
102 Why do we always have to meet at your place? 1.5083 0.03204 480 294 128 58
103 For some reason I feel insignificant in this relationship. 1.5078 0.03066 451 261 151 39
104 You look ravishing. Is that a new asteroid belt? 1.5050 0.03214 499 313 120 66
105 I'm not the one who's been hiding 95% of their mass as dark matter. 1.5037 0.03144 544 348 118 78
106 I'm not technically breaking up with you. I'm just moving on to a parallel universe. 1.5036 0.02856 558 334 167 57
107 I also feel empty deep inside. 1.5012 0.03142 429 251 141 37
108 Will you stop boasting that "Size Matters?" 1.4970 0.03047 505 309 141 55
109 Andromeda never meant anything to me, it was a fling! 1.4949 0.03047 493 300 142 51
110 You're HOW old?? 1.4944 0.03016 532 331 139 62
111 Age is just a number… How many billion? 1.4898 0.03028 488 297 143 48
112 I ordered a cosmos and got more than I bargained for. 1.4845 0.02973 516 319 144 53
113 How much older ? 1.4807 0.03565 414 272 85 57
114 I just feel that we’re light years apart. 1.4795 0.03389 440 285 99 56
115 I wonder where our waiter went. 1.4795 0.03461 438 288 90 60
116 That hostess said there was space at this table. 1.4789 0.03276 426 266 116 44
117 You're just telling me now you have a sun? 1.4787 0.03593 422 282 78 62
118 I'm sorry, Edith, but the universe doesn't resolve around you." 1.4785 0.03504 349 213 105 31
119 Hello darkness, my old friend 1.4763 0.03640 380 247 85 48
120 So, do you have any quarks I should know about? 1.4724 0.03545 434 293 77 64
121 Wow! You look out of this world tonight! 1.4714 0.03186 420 259 124 37
122 So who’s Andromeda? 1.4712 0.03435 416 270 96 50
123 Who are you calling DISTANT? 1.4689 0.03733 354 231 80 43
124 I was looking for someone who had more star qualities. 1.4669 0.03559 317 193 100 24
125 You said the black hole swallowed your wallet last time, Larry. 1.4607 0.03545 382 250 88 44
126 I guess I didn't take 'black-hole of infinite neediness' literally. 1.4592 0.03929 294 189 75 30
127 My ex was a black hole. 1.4566 0.03533 392 260 85 47
128 I usually only date white holes, but something about you pulled me in 1.4565 0.03808 322 210 77 35
129 Now what’s the matter? 1.4561 0.03573 342 218 92 32
130 There you go again, sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4542 0.03934 284 182 75 27
131 Sometimes when we’re together I feel like you’re a million miles away. 1.4514 0.03672 350 231 80 39
132 How many times do I have to tell you I LITERALLY won’t survive visiting your parents for a weekend 1.4500 0.03609 340 220 87 33
133 Why does everything always have to revolve around YOU? 1.4487 0.03719 341 226 77 38
134 I get it. You know a lot of stars. How nice for you. 1.4479 0.03875 317 211 70 36
135 So it said on your profile you don't believe in astrology? 1.4448 0.03606 317 202 89 26
136 For crying out loud, Agnes, you can't keep avoiding the issue by jumping into wormholes. 1.4441 0.03576 331 213 89 29
137 So, your space or mine? 1.4441 0.03830 313 207 73 33
138 Oh, you need more space? That's rich. 1.4438 0.03803 347 237 66 44
139 We seem to be drifting further and further apart. 1.4437 0.03866 284 183 76 25
140 Tell me how you got started. 1.4406 0.03608 320 206 87 27
141 So this is what you meant by a sparkling personality on your profile. 1.4392 0.04099 255 166 66 23
142 And I suppose you're going to pretend you don't know where the garlic knots disappeared? 1.4350 0.04242 246 163 59 24
143 So, that's it? It was just one big bang for you? 1.4347 0.03763 329 222 71 36
144 I don’t want to get sucked in to all of your problems. 1.4335 0.03461 346 225 92 29
145 When you said Big Bang, I had something else in mind. 1.4307 0.04251 274 190 50 34
146 All I’m saying is once in a while it would be nice to go somewhere with atmosphere. 1.4300 0.04110 300 210 51 39
147 I don't mind the age difference if you don't. 1.4295 0.03610 312 203 84 25
148 When they said this restaurant was a “hole-in-the-wall” this was not what I had in mind. 1.4292 0.04108 240 156 65 19
149 I’m sorry, but I can only see you at night. 1.4291 0.04098 261 174 62 25
150 Maybe it’s just me, but you seem very distant tonight.” 1.4281 0.03830 306 206 69 31
151 I'm sorry; I swear, that's not what I meant by 'Uranus.' 1.4280 0.04302 250 170 53 27
152 Sorry. I'm just not into long-distance relationships. 1.4275 0.04131 276 189 56 31
153 If you don't mind, I'd really like to get some air. 1.4275 0.03795 269 173 77 19
154 What five equations would you use to describe yourself? 1.4261 0.04225 284 200 47 37
155 I think you’ve expanded a few sizes since we last met 1.4260 0.03719 277 178 80 19
156 You're being distant. 1.4244 0.04019 271 182 63 26
157 I’m pretty gassy too. 1.4241 0.03867 224 139 75 10
158 What do you mean, "back to your place"? 1.4234 0.03919 274 182 68 24
159 So what about you? Start at the beginning. . 1.4232 0.04265 267 186 49 32
160 So…tell me about your past. 1.4212 0.04096 273 187 57 29
161 Oh! you think everything revolves around you, don't you!? 1.4188 0.03952 277 187 64 26
162 You always do this – you make me feel insignificant. 1.4183 0.03885 263 173 70 20
163 And where do you see yourself in 5 million years? 1.4175 0.03443 297 189 92 16
164 Can I finish my drink before you suck all the fun out of this evening? 1.4155 0.04128 284 200 50 34
165 I think you've had enough cosmos. 1.4154 0.04102 272 188 55 29
166 Stop calling me your insignificant other. 1.4139 0.03592 302 199 81 22
167 Well, maybe I need more space, too. 1.4118 0.04161 238 160 58 20
168 I need some space too! 1.4104 0.03885 251 165 69 17
169 And you say *I'm* the one who's distant? 1.4102 0.03793 256 167 73 16
170 Honestly? I thought Andromeda Galaxy was your stripper name. 1.4097 0.04691 227 163 35 29
171 I see you've been hitting the elliptical 1.4087 0.04097 208 134 63 11
172 We all have some dark matter in our lives. 1.4086 0.03489 257 161 87 9
173 I thought your star power would get us a better table than this! 1.4082 0.04155 245 167 56 22
174 So where do you see yourself in 5 billion years? 1.4075 0.04277 265 189 44 32
175 Your online photo made you look a trillion times bigger. 1.4062 0.04430 224 155 47 22
176 So where do you see yourself in five millennia? 1.4050 0.04388 242 171 44 27
177 Seriously? You need more space? 1.4037 0.04082 270 189 53 28
178 I didn't say your parents are cold, I said they're distant. 1.4023 0.03983 256 174 61 21
179 Sometimes it feels like we're 2,477,500 light years apart. 1.4016 0.04340 254 182 42 30
180 You seem kinda distant tonight. 1.4000 0.03854 245 162 68 15
181 Come on. Lighten up! 1.4000 0.03760 250 164 72 14
182 Are you ready to order? Or do you need another light year 1.4000 0.04296 230 159 50 21
183 You seem to think that everthing revolves around you. 1.3992 0.04291 243 171 47 25
184 You look older than your photo. 1.3991 0.04232 228 156 53 19
185 To be completely honest, listing "Miss Universe" on your dating profile is a bit of a stretch. 1.3971 0.04250 272 198 40 34
186 I can't love someone who has a black hole where their heart should be 1.3958 0.04078 240 164 57 19
187 Care to expand on that? 1.3957 0.04247 230 159 51 20
188 Big Bang? We hardly know one another. 1.3930 0.03978 229 153 62 14
189 You've been very distant lately 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
190 “ We seem to be growing apart faster and faster.” 1.3917 0.04326 217 150 49 18
191 Okay. Start from the beginning. 1.3913 0.04777 207 150 33 24
192 I ordered you the primordial soup. 1.3909 0.04473 220 156 42 22
193 It always revolves around you. 1.3898 0.04333 236 168 44 24
194 You seem so nebulous 1.3898 0.04076 236 162 56 18
195 You sucked the light right out of the room. 1.3892 0.04335 185 123 52 10
196 Funny coincidence: my mom drove a Ford Galaxy. 1.3881 0.04577 219 158 37 24
197 You still need more space? 1.3877 0.04278 227 159 48 20
198 I've never done a long-distance relationship before. 1.3877 0.04186 227 157 52 18
199 You wouldn't believe how long it took me to get here. 1.3862 0.04527 189 130 45 14
200 Andromeda was my mother's name. 1.3850 0.04465 200 139 45 16
201 It’s OK, my last relationship was also long-distance. 1.3830 0.03803 235 157 66 12
202 I love that nothing gets past you. 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
203 So, Andromeda — is that a family name, or...? 1.3796 0.03620 216 139 72 5
204 You need MORE space?! 1.3792 0.04268 240 173 43 24
205 In which universe is that true? 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
206 I think we are light years away from another date. 1.3788 0.04132 198 133 55 10
207 You look nothing like your NASA pictures. 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
208 That's interesting, I work with accounting. 1.3781 0.04440 201 141 44 16
209 I'm not sure how to say this, but I really need more space 1.3773 0.04456 220 159 39 22
210 I want to see other galaxies. 1.3772 0.03718 228 151 68 9
211 Allow me to explain the gravity of the situation. 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
212 Wait...you're how old? 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
213 You're always acting like everything revolves around you! 1.3756 0.04078 197 132 56 9
214 Try to look at the bigger picture here. 1.3750 0.04037 200 134 57 9
215 It seems like it's been light years since I last saw you. 1.3744 0.04071 211 144 55 12
216 You’ve become so distant. 1.3739 0.04330 222 159 43 20
217 How is this going to work if I can only see you at night? 1.3736 0.04982 174 126 31 17
218 You’re seriously not full yet? 1.3732 0.04206 209 145 50 14
219 You’re a bit too deep for me.” 1.3731 0.03959 201 134 59 8
220 On the app you looked younger. 1.3728 0.03552 228 149 73 6
221 Why are you so nebulous? 1.3728 0.04107 228 160 51 17
222 ...New earrings? 1.3725 0.04495 204 146 40 18
223 I like you, but our relationship is too nebulous. 1.3720 0.04095 250 180 47 23
224 ... but that was a long time ago, with a galaxy far, far away.... 1.3719 0.04685 199 145 34 20
225 Your bio mentioned you were out of the this world. 1.3713 0.03817 202 133 63 6
226 Please stop bringing up Margaret, that was light years ago.” 1.3710 0.04046 221 153 54 14
227 My last girlfriend said she needed space too. 1.3709 0.04407 213 153 41 19
228 Quit gazing into me like that! 1.3704 0.03780 216 144 64 8
229 Don’t know why or how but I just gravitated to you 1.3699 0.04069 219 152 53 14
230 Let's not talk about our past 1.3695 0.03929 203 136 59 8
231 I feel like the more I get to know you, the less I really understand you. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
232 I can’t believe I’m dating Miss Universe. 1.3689 0.03952 206 139 58 9
233 My apologies - "supermassive" was a bad choice of words. 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
234 So anal is off the table? 1.3686 0.04432 236 176 33 27
235 But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be a black hole. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
236 You look so much better in person than in your Hubble photo. 1.3682 0.04537 201 145 38 18
237 This is the best launch date I’ve been on in a while. 1.3676 0.04020 185 123 56 6
238 So, you say you're 28... 1.3673 0.03947 196 131 58 7
239 A hole's a hole 1.3672 0.04430 177 122 45 10
240 Well you don't look a day over thirteen billion years. 1.3668 0.04222 199 138 49 12
241 So, you're not impressed that I was Mr Universe?! 1.3667 0.03958 210 143 57 10
242 Do you have a waiter in there? 1.3663 0.03808 202 134 62 6
243 There really IS a black hole at your heart! 1.3662 0.04194 213 150 48 15
244 ‘Oh great, another totally self-absorbed date’ 1.3662 0.03807 213 143 62 8
245 I can’t drive 2 million light years every night to make this relationship work. 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
246 You finished your food so quickly 1.3660 0.03902 194 129 59 6
247 So you had to reserve 30 light-years in advance? 1.3657 0.04076 175 116 54 5
248 You really are out of this world. 1.3656 0.03916 227 157 57 13
249 Can you expand on that? 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
250 You don't look like your Hubble pic. 1.3652 0.04952 178 131 29 18
251 And so then I told her I needed some space…. 1.3652 0.04112 178 119 53 6
252 Usually my dates just disappear into the ladies room. 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
253 Calm down - you’re spiraling. 1.3646 0.04360 181 125 46 10
254 You think the world revolves around you, don't you? 1.3636 0.04108 198 136 52 10
255 Sorry, no, I meant that cocktail made with cranberry juice 1.3636 0.04058 187 126 54 7
256 I knew this date would suck… 1.3636 0.03986 187 125 56 6
257 You never listen to me; I might as well be talking into the void. 1.3632 0.04086 190 129 53 8
258 Well, I need space too! 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
259 I just feel like we keep drifting apart. 1.3627 0.04203 204 143 48 13
260 At this point,I can't escape you. 1.3615 0.03799 213 144 61 8
261 So, how do you identify yourself? 1.3604 0.04116 197 136 51 10
262 No, we haven't met before, but I have watched you through a telescope. 1.3602 0.04625 161 112 40 9
263 Sorry, but my dating profile clearly stated I was looking for someone under 13 billion years old. 1.3598 0.04611 189 137 36 16
264 What do you mean you need some space 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
265 Where do you see yourself in 5,000 years? 1.3592 0.04444 206 150 38 18
266 I've heard of out of body experiences before,but this is ridiculous. 1.3591 0.04207 181 124 49 8
267 How are you liking your Cosmo? 1.3591 0.03829 220 151 59 10
268 This restaurant has no atmosphere. Don’t give it any stars. 1.3584 0.04482 173 121 42 10
269 What’s the matter with you? 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
270 Your problem is you think the universe revolves around you. 1.3575 0.04882 193 146 25 22
271 I gotta be honest, I don’t see much of a future here. 1.3571 0.04115 182 124 51 7
272 What’s your pronoun? 1.3568 0.04739 185 136 32 17
273 Gary was shocked to learn they were both from Woodlynn, New Jersey. 1.3564 0.04558 202 149 34 19
274 Is this what you meant by nonbinary on your profile? 1.3563 0.04750 174 126 34 14
275 We're light years apart on this. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
276 I'm looking for a strictly astrophysical relationship. 1.3559 0.04827 177 130 31 16
277 I think you're being a little nebulous... 1.3558 0.04614 208 156 30 22
278 You look heavenly tonight! 1.3558 0.04192 208 148 46 14
279 Typical, every galaxy thinks it's the center of the Universe. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
280 You look smaller than in your profile pic. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
281 This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned a big bang. 1.3554 0.04910 166 121 31 14
282 What do mean "you need more space?" 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
283 I have not been spying on you. It's called a "telescope." 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
284 So... what were you doing before you were discovered? 1.3543 0.03972 175 117 54 4
285 Can’t you sit still? 1.3539 0.04167 178 122 49 7
286 You think you are SOooo big! 1.3539 0.04012 178 120 53 5
287 So what if we're light years apart? 1.3538 0.04002 195 134 53 8
288 I’m a little star struck to be honest. 1.3537 0.05025 164 121 28 15
289 So, you’re not in the mood for the Big Bang tonight? 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
290 Is something on your mind? It’s as though you’re light years away. 1.3535 0.04027 198 137 52 9
291 You’ve grown so distant. 1.3535 0.04508 198 145 36 17
292 Don't take this the wrong way, but you suck the life out of the room. 1.3535 0.04214 198 140 46 12
293 I don't know why, but I am so attracted to you. 1.3533 0.04080 184 126 51 7
294 You can bend space and time all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that I've been waiting here alone for 45 minutes... 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
295 Is that a Cosmo you are drinking? 1.3520 0.03915 179 120 55 4
296 So ... what are your pronouns? 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
297 So…are you big on astrology 1.3514 0.04134 185 128 49 8
298 I’m going to be upfront, you seem a bit self-absorbed. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
299 No, I’m the center of the universe. 1.3511 0.04021 188 129 52 7
300 Here I am, pouring my heart out, and you’re light years away. 1.3511 0.04489 188 136 38 14
301 You're like all the other galaxies I've dated. Starry, expansive, mesmerizing but at your core is a black hole." 1.3509 0.04579 171 122 38 11
302 So can you tell me what that final scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey means? 1.3500 0.04349 180 127 43 10
303 You're quiet. 1.3497 0.03781 183 122 58 3
304 Why does it take years for you to reply to me? 1.3492 0.04341 189 135 42 12
305 So really... who killed JFK???? 1.3492 0.03933 189 129 54 6
306 I feel like I put a lot into this relationship and I never get anything back 1.3488 0.04085 172 117 50 5
307 Cut the crap, I can see right through you! 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
308 I took the liberty of ordering you a Cosmo. 1.3483 0.04306 178 125 44 9
309 I was promised a black ho. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
310 Let's talk about boundaries 1.3476 0.04461 164 115 41 8
311 Really? You're full? 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
312 Another vacuous date. 1.3469 0.03703 196 132 60 4
313 Talking to you is like talking to a black hole. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
314 You’re saying YOU need more space? 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
315 Bryan had the feeling this would a long conversation. 1.3466 0.03859 176 118 55 3
316 Thanks for putting my missing neck into perspective. 1.3457 0.04149 188 132 47 9
317 They told me you were a conversational black hole. 1.3457 0.03938 188 129 53 6
318 You’re denser than your profile pic. 1.3455 0.04039 191 133 50 8
319 Asking about dark matter is not racist. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
320 It's like we've grown light-years apart 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
321 You just think the whole world revolves around you. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
322 Of course I understand the gravity of the situation 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
323 You seem very distant tonight. 1.3439 0.04583 189 140 33 16
324 You just make me feel so small. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
325 I find you infinitely dense. 1.3427 0.03825 178 120 55 3
326 That's O.K. I too lied about my age. 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
327 YOU need space? 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
328 Lately, you seem...distant. 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
329 You are truly one in a billion. 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
330 I didn't know you out of towners drank red wine. 1.3416 0.04415 161 113 41 7
331 Can you at least show some signs of life 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
332 I'm not sure I'm ready for 10⁸ children. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
333 Don't think I haven't noticed how deGrasse Tyson keeps staring at you." 1.3409 0.05018 176 135 22 19
334 You look a lot blurrier in your picture. 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
335 Im sorry, this isn’t working. We’re light years apart and I need my own space. 1.3404 0.04717 188 142 28 18
336 Well, you seem really bright. 1.3404 0.04274 188 135 42 11
337 For the last time, I wasn’t looking at Uranus. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
338 You have a knack for making people feel insignificant. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
339 'Everyone lies about their age.' 1.3377 0.04244 154 106 44 4
340 This place has no atmosphere. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
341 But size doesn’t matter, right? 1.3373 0.04015 169 116 49 4
342 Well, you don't have to go all supernova about it. 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
343 I'm sorry, I think you're just too limiting for me. 1.3371 0.04097 175 122 47 6
344 You think you're the center of the universe, don't you? 1.3370 0.04660 184 138 30 16
345 You don't look a day over 11 billion. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
346 So…are you from around here? 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
347 You look great for your age. 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
348 The big bang comes after I pay the check. 1.3352 0.04113 179 126 46 7
349 Since when has my world revolved around you? 1.3333 0.04193 168 118 44 6
350 Ohhh, now I get it! 1.3333 0.03999 156 106 48 2
351 You seem like you’re a million light years away. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
352 In space, no one can hear you chew with your mouth open 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
353 Wait—I’m making you feel insignificant?! 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
354 If I hear you say your stomach is a black hole one more time, Vera, so help me GOD- 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
355 You know, not everything revolves around you. 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
356 How old did you say you are? 1.3314 0.04173 169 119 44 6
357 Could you stop being so dense? 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
358 I must say you look out of this world tonight. 1.3313 0.04268 163 115 42 6
359 Somebody certainly thinks they're the center of the universe. 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
360 You just take and take… 1.3313 0.04318 160 113 41 6
361 Are you even listening? You look a little spaced out. 1.3312 0.04179 157 109 44 4
362 Yeah, we get it, everyone is attracted to you. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
363 You looked a lot less infinite online 1.3311 0.05198 148 112 23 13
364 I feel a real pull towards you already 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
365 Great view but no atmosphere. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
366 Getting a little carried away with ourself, are we? 1.3295 0.03818 176 121 52 3
367 Finally! 1.3295 0.03676 173 117 55 1
368 I’m not sure you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
369 Your stars are like eyes. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
370 You said you needed space. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
371 I take it you're the 'less history, more mystery' type. 1.3289 0.04199 149 103 43 3
372 Sometimes I think you're a little self-centered. 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
373 Look, we both know how big a star you used to be. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
374 What's the matter? 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
375 Oh,no. You're not going to wormhole your way out of this one. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
376 Do I need to remind you again? You are not the center of the universe. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
377 Could you be less nebulous? 1.3276 0.04248 174 125 41 8
378 It's just... You looked a little less red-shifted on Hubble. 1.3276 0.04764 174 132 27 15
379 I’ve never felt like this on a date before. I’m not sure if it’s love or your gravitational pull. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
380 So . . . what's your sign? 1.3274 0.03915 168 116 49 3
381 What makes you think you're more enlightened? 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
382 Yes we had a big bang, but it was 13.8 billion years before I met you! 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
383 Are we ready to order food now or do you need a few more eons? 1.3265 0.04335 147 103 40 4
384 That light is right in my eyes! 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
385 You’re Spiraling, Sammy 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
386 Do I even matter to you? 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
387 It’s not you, it’s me. I just need more space. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
388 I am afraid if I kiss you goodnight, you will just suck the life out of me! 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
389 Do you have to suck the fun out, too? 1.3256 0.04276 172 124 40 8
390 Your profile said “would consider long distance,” but really??? 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
391 You know I'm drawn to you". 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
392 No,really. I prefer the cold and distant type. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
393 Do you like Star Trek? 1.3243 0.03853 185 130 50 5
394 I know I was promised a Big Bang, but… wow. 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
395 When I said you were my world I wasn’t being ignorant. It’s an expression! 1.3235 0.03967 170 119 47 4
396 Of course you left your wallet back in Strathem-Alfa-XJ36 again. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
397 I wanted to date a star. Not a star and her whole galaxy of friends! 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
398 Me? Oh, I'm a dentist. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
399 My ex didn't believe me when I said I needed space. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
400 You’ve been distant. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
401 I think you had one too many Cosmos 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
402 I don't know how but you always seem to pull me back in... 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
403 You just revolve around yourself don't you! 1.3212 0.04211 165 118 41 6
404 So this is psilocybin! 1.3209 0.05565 134 104 17 13
405 So you never updated the website? 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
406 Wait, how old are you? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
407 That was not a microdose… 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
408 The world does revolve around you. I see that now 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
409 So, yeah, I’m getting why you’re finding the neighborhood a little on the quiet side. 1.3197 0.04316 147 104 39 4
410 Wow, I feel irresistibly attracted to you. 1.3190 0.04147 163 116 42 5
411 I’m new to carbon dating 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
412 What’s your preferred pronoun? 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
413 You think I’m self-centered? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
414 The light at this table is perfect. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
415 Sometimes you just make me feel so insignificant. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
416 I’m just not looking for something all-consuming right now. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
417 Babe, I swear! It was a long time ago with a galaxy far, far away. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
418 You're the one spiraling out of control! 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
419 I think a first date is too soon for a "Big Bang" 1.3169 0.04399 142 101 37 4
420 So you need space? Well, I need substance 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
421 So, where're you from? I mean, originally 1.3164 0.04750 177 137 24 16
422 No, you suck. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
423 There, I've said it, there's a black hole where your heart should be. 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
424 I really wish you weren’t so nebulous. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
425 This is the last time I take you to the all-you-can-eat 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
426 So, my galaxy friend of infinite time, will I ever win the New Yorker Winning Caption? 1.3154 0.05782 130 103 13 14
427 Sorry I'm late. It was farther than I thought. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
428 This cartoon is so odd that after several days, I can’t think of a single funny or even reasonable caption. 1.3151 0.05477 146 116 14 16
429 Excuse me,I ordered a Cosmo. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
430 I knew you were lying the moment you said you were a down-to-earth person! 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
431 I didn’t forget your birthday, but how do I buy a gift for someone who has everything? 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
432 I used to be a big star too. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
433 You seem miles away tonight. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
434 So you do feel that everything revolves around you… 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
435 ...but enough about me. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
436 Sometimes it just feels like I’m talking into a vacuum. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
437 You don't look like your dating profile picture. 1.3137 0.04297 153 110 38 5
438 You look stellar tonight, but you seem like you're light years away. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
439 Yeah? Well, I contain multitudes too!" 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
440 It just, well you’re a lot. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
441 Time may be a construct, but you were still an hour late. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
442 And look- when you meet my parents... no exploding novae, no black holes, no sudden bursts of deadly radiation. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
443 About me? Well, where do I start? 1.3129 0.03942 163 115 45 3
444 What's with all the dark energy this evening? 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
445 You just go on and on don’t you! 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
446 Just like all my other dates ..... you're a cosmic black hole. 1.3121 0.03895 173 123 46 4
447 I hope I wasn't too preumptuous, but I ordered a cosmo for you. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
448 You know this wasn't what I meant when I said I needed some space. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
449 Your dad will never accept a creationist. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
450 It's not that you don't give me space, it's rather that I don't feel like I have time... 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
451 How many rings do you need? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
452 Still singularity after all these years, huh? 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
453 Was I just some big bang to you? 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
454 Sorry, you are amazing, but I'm above being “starstruck." 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
455 I was hoping for a solid relationship but I'm finding this one somewhat nebulous... 1.3106 0.04764 161 123 26 12
456 I should have known you’d want a cosmo instead of an old-fashioned 1.3105 0.03682 190 135 51 4
457 "I'm beginning to think you know exactly where our waiter disappeared to." 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
458 I get the sense you just want me to fill a void. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
459 Honey, you're spiraling again 1.3088 0.04368 136 97 36 3
460 Tipping IS universal! 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
461 I’m sorry…I’m just looking for something with more depth. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
462 My space or yours? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
463 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the worlds in all the universe, you spin into mine. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
464 Let’s just see where this goes? 1.3082 0.03985 159 113 43 3
465 I feel you are just sucking me in 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
466 All my friends think I'm dating a candy bar! 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
467 I'm sorry, you're drawing a blank . 1.3077 0.04129 156 112 40 4
468 I'm sorry. This isn't working. You just suck all the energy out of me. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
469 What’s your favorite candy? 1.3073 0.03965 179 130 43 6
470 I can see right through you. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
471 So, all your pictures are actually you from millions of years ago? 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
472 Don’t worry…age is just a number 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
473 I'm guarded? You've barely shared 5% of yourself with me. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
474 You're still hungry? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
475 You were bigger in the pictures. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
476 You looked at least a billion years younger in your profile photo 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
477 So what do you do for work? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
478 I'm sensing a dark, bottomless void at your core. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
479 I will never understand you. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
480 Can we talk about anything other than your Big Bang experience? 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
481 Would you mind closing your mouth when you are sucking dense matter into nonexistence? It’s gross. 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
482 Now that you’re one with the Universe where do I fit in? 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
483 Where is my wife? I asked for Audra, not Andramada! 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
484 Galactus, Devouror of Worlds. And what's your name? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
485 I warned you about the second negroni. 1.3041 0.04142 148 106 39 3
486 I know my waistline is expanding, but you should talk. 1.3034 0.04302 145 105 36 4
487 I agree this place is intimate, but there's just no atmosphere. 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
488 You're not the only galaxy in the universe. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
489 Don’t be such a black hole! 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
490 Food’s great but no atmosphere 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
491 You make me feel small. 1.3026 0.04179 152 110 38 4
492 It’s like I’m talking to a black hole. 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
493 I’m sorry, I was expecting a candy bar 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
494 Don’t get mad. I have no idea where I’m looking. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
495 Actually, a four star review is quite good. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
496 Narrator: He was hoping the night ended in naked singularity. 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
497 I'm just looking for a big bang. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
498 I've GIVEN you space! I've given you SO MUCH space! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
499 Look- I admit it. I dated the Milky Way. So what? 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
500 Actually, all holes matter. 1.3014 0.05268 146 116 16 14
501 i wasn’t sure you’d pick up 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
502 My ex was an emotional black hole too. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
503 Oh sure you’re here with me now, but it feels like your thoughts are a septillion miles away. 1.3007 0.04051 153 110 40 3
504 I was hoping for the Big Bang. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
505 Great, another one that thinks they're the center of the universe. 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
506 Well you don’t look anything like your picture either 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
507 The service is good, but this place has no atmosphere. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
508 Your dating app said you were much younger...... 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
509 Good Heavens!! 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
510 If we're all just stardust, then explain to me how this bourbon can have notes of both oak AND vanilla? 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
511 Of all the gin joints in all the quadrants of all the universe, you gravitate into mine 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
512 It took an eternity to get a table here. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
513 I’m not the only one who’s constantly expanding 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
514 Collapse on over here and drink your cosmopolitan! 1.2987 0.03923 154 110 42 2
515 I'm surprised you agreed to meet even after you caught me spying on you with a telescope. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
516 I didn’t realize that when you promised an out of this world cocktail, you meant it literally. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
517 It it’s been nice meeting you, but I need someone more down to Earth. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
518 You fail to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
519 So, I guess ‘gal’ on your dating profile was an abbrevoation. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
520 You're so hot, I can't take my eyes off of you. 1.2973 0.04337 148 109 34 5
521 Yeah, well, I've got "uncharted mysteries" in me, too. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
522 The 'shrooms may be kicking in. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
523 So, where you from? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
524 Well, your profile did say Ms. Universe… 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
525 Your profile said you were a wormhole. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
526 So, what’s new under the sun? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
527 Wait, where did our waiter go? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
528 Of all the gin joints in all the universe you walked into mine. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
529 Your eternal silence terrifies me… ever heard of small talk? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
530 I know, I know, you need space. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
531 You had a lot more stars in your profile picture 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
532 The dog? Sure. Why not? You've taken everything else. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
533 You’re spiraling again. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
534 You just me feel so insignificant. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
535 Based on your profile I was expecting a red giant. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
536 You think you’re the center of the universe! 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
537 I don't mean to brag, but I am the senior manager at the most profitable Subway franchise in Poughkeepsie. What do you do? 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
538 Yes! There is a hole in our relationship! 1.2917 0.04949 168 136 15 17
539 I just need some time and space. 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
540 Im just saying, for once itd be nice if you asked about me 1.2910 0.04345 134 98 33 3
541 I understand, you need your space. I get it. 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
542 You’re just trying to pull me in. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
543 This date sucks. 1.2905 0.03983 148 107 39 2
544 I can't love you in a vacuum. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
545 Waiting for Galileo. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
546 I really don't think *I'm* the one sucking all the energy out of the room here. 1.2901 0.04400 131 96 32 3
547 So you really believe the whole world revolves around you? 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
548 Let's get out of this place. It has no atmosphere. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
549 It's just, you've been so distant lately... 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
550 Me? Nebulous!? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
551 You act like the whole universe revolves around you. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
552 You got a blue planet stuck between your teeth. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
553 So what if I gained twenty pounds? You're constantly expanding. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
554 Not everything revolves around you, you know. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
555 In space, no-one can hear you ask for a menu. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
556 Good thing you made a reservation. It takes light years just to get a table here. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
557 I’m sorry, how old did you say you were? 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
558 Tell me more about yourself....leave nothing out! 1.2878 0.03987 139 100 38 1
559 Oh, c'mon. I told you the restaurant was out of this world. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
560 No, the James Webb telescope does not make your butt look big. 1.2870 0.06036 108 87 11 10
561 Your problem is you think the world revolves around you. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
562 You seem very remote today. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
563 The rules for our relationship feel so nebulous. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
564 The foods great here––but there's no atmosphere." 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
565 What do you mean, 'We're drifting apart'? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
566 Is something wrong? You seem distant. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
567 Can we talk about something other than the Big Bang? 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
568 It’s all relative. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
569 I don’t really have a problem with the age difference. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
570 I think we could make long distance work. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
571 You look older than your profile picture. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
572 Oh, so, we're breaking up because you need more space? 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
573 I get it - you need space. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
574 The food is great but there is no atmosphere. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
575 When you said you were Miss Universe this is not what I was expecting 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
576 I can't help but notice that you seem a million light-years away tonight. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
577 42. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
578 ...that's my whole point! You're being selfish, you act like you're the center of the universe! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
579 You seem a million miles away. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
580 So we’re in agreement, the universe revolves around me. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
581 Do you swallow? 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
582 So why is this Webb guy always posting pictures of you? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
583 So, tell me a bit about yourself. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
584 You don’t look like your Hubble spectrograph. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
585 All I requested was outside seating 1.2826 0.05343 138 112 13 13
586 I'm getting a little tired of hearing how you used to be a star. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
587 I see you're spiraling again... 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
588 I’m not distant; you’re distant! 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
589 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the milky way. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
590 I thought you said our love did not exist in a vacuum. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
591 I just need more space right now. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
592 You’ve been distant recently. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
593 You've gotten exponentially bigger since the last time I saw you. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
594 Great food, but no atmosphere. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
595 I thought you said Michelin star. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
596 Wow! I think that gummy just kicked in. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
597 What do you mean I don't appreciate the gravity of the situation? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
598 Yeah, well, you're a little more vast than your Tinder profile picture. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
599 I ordered for you. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
600 This may sound harsh, but everyone I know has been inside you. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
601 I lied about my age. You? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
602 I’ve come to realize that there is a supermassive black hole in your heart. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
603 And I thought my ex sucked all the air out of the room 😐 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
604 Has it ever occurred to you that there might be more to me, too? 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
605 I feel myself strangely attracted to you. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
606 It’s nice to have a civil conversation with the void instead of screaming into it. 1.2800 0.05518 125 101 13 11
607 Looks like you’re enjoying the cosmos.” 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
608 And I thought Uranus was gassy. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
609 What do you mean you forgot your wallet 1.2793 0.05889 111 90 11 10
610 It's been light years since you paid. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
611 When an only child meets the actual center of the universe 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
612 It's my fault, really. Your profile did come off as quite nebulous. 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
613 I ordered you a Cosmo. I hope you don't find that offensive. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
614 I don't do long distance relationships. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
615 Your friend used the word "stellar", is all. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
616 I used to think you were one of a kind, now I realize there are millions out there, just like you. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
617 Why does everything always revolve around you? 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
618 You look super, Nova! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
619 You think I don’t listen? I’m the one screaming into a void here. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
620 I know, I know first came the Big Bang, but could we just order an appetizer? 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
621 If you think you might explode, please do it in the restroom. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
622 Ok, so everything doesn't revolve around me. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
623 I find that dating in the current atmosphere is quite nebulous. 1.2778 0.04312 126 93 31 2
624 You look nothing like your photo” 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
625 I don't like talking into the void 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
626 This isn't what I thought you meant when you said your profile picture was a close-up. 1.2774 0.03976 137 100 36 1
627 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR DRINK ISNT MILKY ENOUGH 1.2769 0.04088 130 95 34 1
628 And where exactly is "your place?" 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
629 I like your enthusiasm for glitter 1.2766 0.04040 141 104 35 2
630 It's the last time we go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
631 Don't order anything too spicy. You know it gives you supernovas... 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
632 cosmo? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
633 I've never gone on a date with someone in their billions before. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
634 It’s been light years since our last date. 1.2761 0.04156 134 99 33 2
635 You're so distant tonight. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
636 We've drifted apart. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
637 You make me feel so small sometimes. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
638 I’m just not sure you’re enough for me. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
639 It's like you think everything revolves around you. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
640 I think you’re hot, and you still think I’m shady?” 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
641 I really don’t want to get sucked into a relationship right now. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
642 Here’s to a stellar dinner. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
643 You seem to be in another world today. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
644 We broke up because you're such a typical void, all sunshine on the outside, but dark and suffocating on the inside. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
645 I want to see other voids. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
646 You looked like a black hole in your online picture. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
647 How many times do I have to say it? Venus and I are done. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
648 What are your pronouns? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
649 Not what I meant when I said I need lots of space. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
650 Well, you don't look a day over a billion. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
651 Your profile picture looks ten billion years younger. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
652 So, where do we begin? 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
653 Our age difference has never been a problem for me, so I don't know why you're making such a big deal of it now. 1.2734 0.03929 139 102 36 1
654 I'll have what it's having. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
655 I’ve been in long distance relationships - they don’t work. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
656 You look older than in your profile. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
657 I think I’m just too young for you. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
658 No, I wanted a Milky Way bar. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
659 You’re a guy-axy?! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
660 I think it is easier if I come to you. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
661 I've had it with your indifference. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
662 Pisces. What's yours? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
663 I bet in some parallel universe you and I are just a cartoon drawing and people are sitting there writing witty captions to it. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
664 The service here is terrible. 1.2720 0.03996 125 91 34 0
665 So,where were you born? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
666 I just think we’re in two separate universes. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
667 Who orders a Milky Way at a five star restaurant? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
668 So I’ve put on a little weight —I thought you of all people would be more sensitive about something being ever-expanding. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
669 I contain multitudes, too, you know. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
670 I've said it before, your age is not a factor. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
671 I didn't say you were fat, I only said you seem to have expanded a tad since we last met. 1.2705 0.05464 122 99 13 10
672 Its not you, its meteor. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
673 It could never work. I'm a being of flesh and blood, with thoughts and feelings, and you're a Republican. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
674 Just outside of Cleveland, ... and you? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
675 It's rude to lie about your age and weight on the apps 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
676 I need space. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
677 Food's fine, but the place has no atmosphere. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
678 I don't know, you just seem a little distant this evening. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
679 You’re spiraling out of control. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
680 It's just... too much. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
681 So, are you ok with long distance relationships? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
682 You're going to conveniently disappear into that black hole again and stick me with the bill again, aren't you. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
683 What turns you on? 1.2692 0.04200 130 97 31 2
684 You always take and take, but never give. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
685 My last girlfriend was a star, but I just wanted more 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
686 I’m looking for someone who can match my energy. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
687 You could've told me your age before our third date. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
688 you just think the whole universe revolves around you don’t you? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
689 In your profile you said you had two suns... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
690 So 42 is the answer? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
691 What do you say we grab a few Milkways and head back to your place. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
692 You always make we feel insignificant 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
693 You looked much younger from a telescope. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
694 So, your parents named you after a candy bar? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
695 Finally, a date with gravitas! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
696 You’re a lot older than you look. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
697 Sorry, but for a first date, you're emitting a lot of gas. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
698 You better fill me in 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
699 POV Your date is spacing out. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
700 Well -you took your time! 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
701 I'm more of a Snickers guy 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
702 I’m still worried you’re going to burn out eventually. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
703 So, do you come here and consume everything often? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
704 When they said I was having dinner with Miss Universe, this was not at all what I expected... 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
705 Ok. So where are you from? 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
706 You're bringing this up now? That was light-years ago! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
707 Next time I pick the restaurant. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
708 I did ask for someone bright and mature, but.... 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
709 You've gone too far this time" 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
710 What do you mean, you’re ‘all of the signs’? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
711 The talk is, Andromeda's going to hit you with everything she's got. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
712 Who are you, really, Samantha? 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
713 So, I see you're non-binary" 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
714 I don't care about the age difference, what is 10 to the power of 7 light years? 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
715 Good food, no atmosphere. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
716 I can't go #2. I've got asteroids. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
717 So I take it you're not from Venus? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
718 I thought you'd be bigger than that. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
719 I am getting very tired of this nebulous conversation! 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
720 So,what’s new in your world? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
721 Dont just suck that down, you need to savor it. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
722 All you talk about is stuff that happened a million years ago! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
723 God, it’s been light years, Ruthie! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
724 I’m just not ready to go to your place yet. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
725 You seem so distant. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
726 At your center is a heart of darkness. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
727 I just need some space. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
728 Well, you certainly don't look like you're 10 billion years old. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
729 You have a celestial body. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
730 I didn't say 'vapid,' I said 'vacuous.' 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
731 If you're the Milky Way galaxy prove it. Show me Uranus. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
732 When you said you had gas, I didn’t expect this. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
733 I feel like you are just sucking up all of my energy. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
734 This maybe the worst dating app ever! 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
735 My eyes are up here 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
736 I’m sorry that I couldn’t see you last night. Some clouds were in the way. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
737 What do you mean you’re leaving me for a red dwarf? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
738 I'm sensing a lot of negative energy. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
739 You can’t keep using “entropy” as an excuse for forgetting out anniversary. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
740 Well, the world doesn't revolve around you either! 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
741 Why all the nebulous responses? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
742 It’s ok, we’re both quarky 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
743 So, tell me about where you were born. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
744 Maybe it’s just the booze, but I feel like you’re sucking me in to something dangerous, from which I will never escape. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
745 What do you mean you want closure? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
746 So, you've always worked remotely? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
747 You're light years ahead of the other women I've dated." 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
748 Dinner was stellar. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
749 Easy for you to say ‘love you to the moon and back’ 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
750 I assume you’re having your coffee the milky way? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
751 Could we just skip the origin story, please? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
752 Knowing that you're actually breaking up with me in 100,000 light years doesn't make it any less painful. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
753 Mars, actually. And you? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
754 Andromeda, is that a family name? 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
755 So, you’re asking for more space? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
756 Wow. You are SO deep. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
757 Escape Velocity: Engaged 1.2612 0.03809 134 99 35 0
758 I ordered you a Cosmos-politan. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
759 I ordered a Cosmos. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
760 It seems like it has been 14 billion years since we talked. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
761 There’s always a black hole in your pocket when it’s time to pay. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
762 Funny, you don't look 13.7 Billion years old.... 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
763 No, you pay. The bill you left me with last time was astronomical. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
764 Everything revolves around you! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
765 You know, you always make me feel so insignificant. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
766 I thought your profile said you were only 10 billion years old. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
767 The problem is that you always have to make me feel insignificant? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
768 I usually feel like I’m the one who is spaced out on the first date. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
769 I’m sorry, but the world doesn’t revolve around you. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
770 So that's where all our money goes. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
771 I gotta say… ya look stellar. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
772 Why is it whenever I bring up having kids you space out? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
773 You seem distant this evening. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
774 Oh, just suck it up. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
775 We can all agree gravity is a bitch. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
776 Honestly, I’m looking for someone who’s more down to earth. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
777 I asked for a Cosmo,not a cosmos. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
778 Stop calling me Clarence. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
779 Where do you see yourself in the next billion years? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
780 So, what's your origin story? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
781 Oh yeah? Well I'm kinda a big deal myself! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
782 Some pull you have. Could the maitre' d have seated us any further out? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
783 Well, of course, that big bang is going to raise your insurance. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
784 For the last time, no, it doesn’t make you look supermassive 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
785 When I said I needed space, I didn't mean this. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
786 It just feels like the stars are aligning for us 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
787 100 Billion stars? That’s pretty cool. Reminds me of how I played 3 sports in High School 1.2569 0.05888 109 91 8 10
788 This is a supermassive mistake 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
789 How many stars did you rate this place? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
790 I’m just saying, I think we need to give each other some space. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
791 I am sorry, but this is not going to work. We are just light years apart. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
792 What do you do for fun? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
793 I think you've been lying about your age! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
794 So...what's your star sign? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
795 I don't want to be sucked into this conversation 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
796 ' Sorry, no big bang on a first date' 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
797 Well, I used to be called a Master of the Universe, but now I'm just Managing Director of a foreign exchange group. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
798 Relativity speaking, Uranus is hardly noticeable. 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
799 I think I've heard this one before in another galaxy far, far away... 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
800 I never know what you're thinking. You're too nebulous. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
801 I'm glad we could find a babysitter. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
802 I said a little space, not all of it. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
803 It's not you, it's everything. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
804 Let me be more clear about what I meant when I said I want to date someone who is geographically desirable. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
805 Next time can we pick a restaurant closer to my neighborhood? 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
806 So, what’s your pronoun. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
807 It's like you just take, take take. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
808 You seem…distant. Was it something I said? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
809 We have to stop meeting like this. My other galaxy is beginning to suspect. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
810 The prices here are astronomical. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
811 So you're not from around here… 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
812 Sorry, I thought you said you were fabulous, not nebulous. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
813 I think you are a bit self-centered for me. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
814 I'm just worried you're going to spiral. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
815 No, that constellation doesn't make you look fat. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
816 I'm beginning to think you don't want to be seen with me. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
817 No, what Captain Kirk said is not true 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
818 I feel like I’ve been attracted to you since the day I was born… 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
819 Could you expand on that. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
820 I hear that the Crab Nebula is out of this world. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
821 That's what you came all this way to say? 'Send more Chuck Berry' 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
822 This is the last time I order a cosmo. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
823 You’re pretty late for traveling at the speed of light. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
824 How"s your cosmo? 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
825 Another one! Where are you putting it? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
826 It’s great to finally meet someone else with real depth. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
827 I can’t help but find myself gravitating towards you. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
828 I want my car keys back. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
829 You are one in a billion. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
830 What do you mean, I'm not the center of your world? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
831 You have a stellar personality but at your core you're just a black hole. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
832 Terrible atmosphere. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
833 Jesus, didn't expect a lecture - all I asked is "where are you from?" 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
834 = “I’ve started seeing other galaxies.” 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
835 I refuse to get sucked in to this conversation with you again. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
836 What sign are you? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
837 You look nebulous tonight. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
838 How far is "far far away?" 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
839 I don’t care where you’re from. We tip twenty percent in America. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
840 Let me guess, another cosmo? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
841 You say you need space then you pull me back in! 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
842 Are you sure those were shiitake mushrooms? 🍄 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
843 When the waiter brings the dessert, can you at least let me have a taste before you suck it all in again? 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
844 Yes of course everything revolves around you, but must you act like it everywhere we go? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
845 Actually, I grew up near you. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
846 You’re such a good listener 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
847 You looked younger in your profile photo… 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
848 Can you counsel me in how to become a star? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
849 You sucks. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
850 Ok, how about just a little bang then? 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
851 I hope this ends how it all started. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
852 Why so Sirius? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
853 Maybe I'm projecting but do you ever feel like there's nothing out there? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
854 That's not what I meant when I said, "I want some space." 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
855 My ex sucked the light out of me 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
856 Now that's a nebulous answer. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
857 Lately our relationship seems nebulous. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
858 I was hoping for one of the Seven Sisters. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
859 Well aren't you just the center of the Universe?!?" 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
860 I know black holes absorb everything, but a third martini? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
861 Again. Every time we break up, you try to pull me back in. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
862 Cover up, I can see Uranus. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
863 I must admit I didn’t expect you to go that far back in your origin story. But, hey, the visual imaging is pretty cool. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
864 Let me remind you, Gladys, that you're the one who keeps asking if I think you're fat. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
865 So, what do you do? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
866 Leave room for dessert. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
867 I just feel like you're slowly sucking the life out of me. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
868 Sorry about being late. I got the right space but the wrong time 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
869 I DO understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
870 Jeez! I get it! You’re so deep! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
871 You and I are worlds apart. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
872 There you go again, staring off into space. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
873 I’m here to speak with you about your cars extended warranty. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
874 Whatever you heard about Andromeda and me is a lie. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
875 The people at Samsung have an offer for you. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
876 Enough already with the Cosmos. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
877 Ever since the universe started expanding, we've been drifting apart 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
878 No, it’s not just the age thing. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
879 I'm sorry to end it like this, but I need more personal space. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
880 You just don’t see the gravity of the situation! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
881 what do you mean by “men are from Mars?” 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
882 This isn’t what I expected when you said you were “out of this world.” 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
883 ‘So, how are you? It’s been an eternity!’ 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
884 After dating the sun, I’m looking for someone a little less self-centered. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
885 To be perfectly honest, you suck all the energy out of the room. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
886 This out-of-this-world dinner date isn't so out-of-this-world. 1.2482 0.03704 137 103 34 0
887 So no comeback, huh? 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
888 Would you like another cosmos? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
889 Your problem is you think the whole world revolves around you... 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
890 The food here is out of this world. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
891 And here we are again...The universe doesn't revolve around you! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
892 You’re not the only galaxy out there, you know. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
893 You are smaller than I expected. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
894 I nebula saw you coming. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
895 I’m also expanding. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
896 I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
897 True, you're beautiful and mysterious. You're also full of dust and gas. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
898 There’s parts of you that I will never understand.” 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
899 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the worlds in all the systems in all the . . . 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
900 You make my problems seem insignificant. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
901 No way! Milky Ways are MY favorite Halloween candy! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
902 Everyone always thought you were hot! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
903 I told you that datug me would be an out-of-this-world experience. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
904 I wish you would stop choosing restaurants with no atmosphere. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
905 Why is it ALWAYS about YOU!? 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
906 I feel like you just take and take and take… 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
907 Oh yeah. You’re soooo deep. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
908 I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
909 I feel like we're growing apart. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
910 You really are full of yourself 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
911 I hope I’m not being too forward when I say, the view of Uranus from here is spectacular 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
912 I don't want to get sucked in 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
913 Big bang, huh? That’s a lot to live up to. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
914 Wanna bang? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
915 So how big a bang for a buck are we talking about? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
916 I’m sick of these dating apps. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
917 I don’t think this will work out. We’re just worlds apart. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
918 Why do you always have to suck the light out of my life? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
919 My sister said you were deep, but I had no idea! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
920 You seem rather distant to me 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
921 A billion stars but not one from Michelin. 1.2459 0.05246 122 101 12 9
922 You light up my life.... 1.2458 0.03980 118 89 29 0
923 You look very young for your age. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
924 I don’t care about the age difference! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
925 Wait till I destroy Uranus 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
926 I'm sick of everything revolving around you. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
927 Im sorry but you're clearly older than what you put on your dating profile 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
928 I loved you in ‘Interstellar.’ 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
929 I meant to swipe left. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
930 We should have stopped after the 2nd bottle 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
931 Everything seems so insignificant compared to you 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
932 It seems a little arrogant to be calling yourself super, Nova. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
933 So where did you say you were from? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
934 Honestly, you don't look a day over 13.5 billion! 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
935 I hope you aren't expecting a Big Bang on our 1st date. You'll be lucky to get a Partial Eclipse. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
936 Something's wrong. I can tell. You're a million miles away. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
937 Sometimes I feel like there's a big black hole at the centre of our relationship. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
938 I'd prefer a place with more atmosphere. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
939 Would you mind doing separate checks? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
940 I've grown distant? You're the one expanding 3.3 million light years per megaparsec! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
941 I truly love you Andromeda but you can't expect me to wait 5 billion years before we collide! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
942 Jeez, all I said was you oughta get those sunspots checked out. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
943 When I saw you on Tinder, I knew it was more than just some cosmic coincidence. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
944 You seem distant tonight. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
945 So, you think you're the center of the universe? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
946 I honestly don't see why everyone's so drawn to you. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
947 You seem quite distant tonight. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
948 That’s a little ten forward. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
949 You don’t look a year over thirteen billion. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
950 I don’t like to discuss my age. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
951 Can't you just lighten up a bit? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
952 Yes, I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
953 I feel that I need more space. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
954 after my last relationship I was really just looking for a bit of space 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
955 You're too old for me, but thanks for the drink. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
956 So just eat the olive, Celeste. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
957 Just what do you mean by, 'I need more space?' 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
958 God still missing his dice? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
959 I feel like we’re drifting apart. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
960 Your profile picture made you look much younger. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
961 This place has zero atmosphere| 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
962 You're sucking all the energy out of the room again. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
963 Oh sure, just flame out and leave me with the tab! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
964 How's the Wormhole cocktail? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
965 Yes, I read your bio, but I thought "galaxy girl" meant you didn't have an iPhone. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
966 Brain the size of a galaxy, and still you come 30 minutes late. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
967 It's lonely being God. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
968 What did the dermatologist say? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
969 I must admit I'm worried if we get it on, will I disappear?! 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
970 Relationship Status: It's Nebulous 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
971 Sometimes I feel like what I say to you just goes in one year and out another. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
972 Listen man, it’s not that deep. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
973 So, any siblings? 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
974 When I said you were my whole universe, I meant that metaphorically. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
975 How much personal space do you need? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
976 The drinks are great, but the atmosphere is awful. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
977 Okay, so I’m no Carl Sagan… 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
978 Sorry for bringing up dark matter. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
979 Uranus is particularly beautiful tonight,my dear 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
980 I’m sorry, Andromeda, but it just feels like we’re light years apart. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
981 I'm looking for something with a little less gravity. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
982 No, I mean figuratively. You’re not the center of the universe. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
983 I’m starting to think we’re on two totally different wavelengths. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
984 You have to admit, all of your dating profile pictures are really old. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
985 Yes i feel the attraction! 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
986 Last night was an out of this world experience 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
987 It’s so nice to catch up, what’s it been? 300 million light years? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
988 Funny, I'm a large gaseous mass, too. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
989 We need to talk , you seem so distant . 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
990 No, I asked if you're a big TIPPER. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
991 It probably makes more sense for me to move in with you. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
992 You're looking particularly stellar tonight, my dear. Another cosmo for you? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
993 Sorry, I just didn't expect a whole solar system to match with me when I wrote on my profile that I enjoy sunsets. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
994 Why do you always feel the need to outshine me? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
995 I take it you used a younger picture on your Hubble profile. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
996 I'm sorry, I'm just afraid I might lose myself in you. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
997 While I'd love to hold the glass to your lips, lets try a straw. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
998 I’m leaving you for a younger galaxy. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
999 I find you very nebulous. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1000 I meant to ask; Do you chew planets and stars, or just swallow whole? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1001 Something's changed. You seem more distant 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1002 We just got here and you’re already spiraling!? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1003 Just having big ideas doesn’t mean they’re universal. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1004 Don't be so nebulous! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1005 I don’t mean to be rude, but I feel like you’re gaslighting me. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1006 I don’t know what it is, I just feel drawn to you 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1007 Let me guess - you need some more space. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1008 Sure. And dating helps you fill that void. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1009 So,where are you from? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1010 You always seem to spiral from one crisis to another. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1011 Your profile said "billions & billions." Bit of an exaggeration don't you think? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1012 I feel like I'm doing all the talking. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1013 Yes, I suppose love is a nebulous concept. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1014 Is this the beginning or the end of us? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1015 I think Andromeda is a swell name for the baby. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1016 Great date. Do we now go to my place or your galaxy? 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1017 Sorry Starry, we all start shrinking in middle age. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1018 Well I didn't ASK your weight, I attempted to calculate it. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1019 It’s literally been light years since we saw our waiter. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1020 I feel like you are very distant. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1021 Me, cold and distant? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1022 Is this all there is? 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
1023 I see myself in you. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1024 I'm starting to think that inside of you is nothing but a black hole. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1025 It’s not working out. We’re light years apart. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1026 No, I haven’t seen the waiter. I say we give him another light year. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1027 I hadn’t realised I was lactose intolerant 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1028 So, you're Miss Universe? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1029 Of course you are my entire universe. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1030 Just when I thought I was out, you try to pull me back in. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1031 I seriously doubt there's a newly discovered galaxy named Lars. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1032 I contain multitudes too, Margaret. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1033 Can I be honest? You’re nothing like your profile. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1034 do you have any siblings 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1035 I’ve never been in a billion star restaurant before. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1036 You're planning on consuming everything here,aren't you. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1037 So then like… what’s your sign? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1038 Is something wrong? You seem light-years away 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1039 I hope meeting like this so close to your work isn't going to be a problem. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1040 So… what are your hobbies? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1041 You seem a bit distant. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1042 So you played in "A Star is Born" ? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1043 All I'm saying is you might not expand so rapidly if you ordered less food and skipped dessert. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1044 That dress barely covers your nebulas 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1045 Your Tinder profile said you were 32. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1046 I'm not 'afraid of commitment' but 'until the heat death of the universe' is a really big ask. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1047 You seem distant to me lately. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1048 What are your intentions with my planet? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1049 THIS WINE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. SAY, DO PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A FRIED EGG? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1050 I'm a one planet kind of guy. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1051 My world does not revolve around you. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1052 Fashionably late, eh? What took you so long? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1053 Yes..yes, you're the universe. But it's not always about you. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1054 You could have just swiped left. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1055 OK, you're right, dating you makes me feel significant. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1056 Life is being on the right planet at the right time. 1.2364 0.04069 110 84 26 0
1057 I hate to break it to you, but the universe doesn't revolve around you. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1058 I’ll tell you what’s the matter. You’re so dense and I’m sensing this dark energy from you 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1059 What do you mean you don’t believe in astrology? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1060 You suck the joy out of everything..........! 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1061 I thought I was bidding on a car. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1062 You're gassy, yet I feel drawn to you. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1063 So what brings you to this part of the world? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1064 I'm feeling an emotional void between us. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1065 I've tested positive for herpes, care to explain? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1066 You means the galaxy to me. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1067 Am I supposed to pay for ALL of you? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1068 No, you don't look a day over 4 billion. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1069 I just feel like we're light years apart... 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1070 You seem so far, far away. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1071 Hubble Hubble. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1072 I told you not to fill up on bread. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1073 Your photo made you look younger. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1074 So, tell me all about yourself. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1075 Sorry Andromeda, I can't see you when I'm in the city, nothing personal. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1076 Move in together? I think we’re getting light years ahead of ourselves. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1077 I believe the best relationships are long distance ones 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1078 There! See? You're not the center of the universe, you know. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1079 You haven’t aged a bit 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1080 You wanted your space. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1081 I’m being nebulous? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1082 Oh, fuck! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1083 To be honest -- I don't feel a gravitational pull. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1084 Yes, I'm aware you're "The Creator" , but you need to pick a pronoun if we're going to date. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1085 Oh. I’m vacuous? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1086 I find you very attractive. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1087 I guess the last five billion years meant nothing to you. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1088 So, do you have any siblings? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1089 I know you drink with the gravitational force of a thousand suns, but could you please at least try to slow it down on the vodka sodas? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1090 Webb failed to tell me that you were this photographic. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1091 Come down to Earth. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1092 I may be too worldly for you. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1093 Well, I looked as young as my picture when I left to meet you here! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1094 At our age, it's all about gravity. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1095 That’s quite an appetite you’ve got there. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1096 Your "billions and billions of stars" doesn't make you an expert on French cuisine, you know. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1097 I feel like my efforts at conversation are just going out into the void. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1098 I saw you staring at the waiter, all starry-eyed! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1099 You seem so distant lately. Is everything okay? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1100 What do you mean your wallet will arrive in a light year? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1101 So, uh, do you like Milky Ways? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1102 I just don’t understand why everything always has to revolve around you. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1103 I mean, you're old enough to be my planet's mother. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1104 The Last Supper 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1105 You don't look a day over four billion. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1106 I feel like I'm not the center of your universe. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1107 Have you called home recently? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1108 Shut your pi hole! 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1109 I can’t even begin to comprehend you 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1110 You know there’s a lot of other galaxies to choose from, lady. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1111 Well I want to be a couplelarity! 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1112 Just because it was a long time ago and far far away doesn't mean I've forgiven you. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1113 What kind of a name is Nebula? Is that French? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1114 You're drifting again. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1115 You can't possibly need more space than this? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1116 So, you're a Black Hole. You're still a hole. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1117 So, is Milky a family name? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1118 We feel so connected that I don’t know where you end and I begin. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1119 When they told me you were out of this world, they weren’t kidding. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1120 Been on the site long? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1121 so no head? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1122 So tell me, are you from around here? 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1123 Sometimes I feel like I’m just talking into a black hole. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1124 I feel like you’re just taking, taking, taking. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1125 I’m sorry, you’re just geographically undesirable. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1126 You told me you needed more space. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1127 You know you’re not the only galaxy in the universe right? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1128 I don't think this is going to work. I'm looking for someone to fill the void... 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1129 You seriously think everything revolves around you, don't you? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1130 You've given birth to how many stars?! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1131 You always believe everything revolves around you. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1132 You were my whole universe before that Hubble bastard showed up. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1133 This isn't going to work, you have no substance 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1134 Stop sucking the life out of me.... 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1135 You invented the danish? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1136 Your profile said you were deep, not unfathomable. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1137 I never dreamed I'd be dating a star. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1138 Time apart. Space. Let’s call this what it is. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1139 I think I prefer to date someone who is more...down to earth. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1140 You described yourself as spacy, but I had no idea… 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1141 So, the Big Bang is clearly just a theory tonight 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1142 Why do I feel like you're hurdling away from me? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1143 The world doesn't revolve around you. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1144 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1145 As a writer I need space 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1146 I feel like all I do is give, and all you do is take. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1147 Woah woah woah, lady, we JUST met! No need to show me your vortex! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1148 It was nova lox that I ordered. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1149 It took me forever to get here. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1150 Sometimes you feel light years away. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1151 You want the truth? OK. The truth is, I like you fine -- I just like Snickers better. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1152 Sure, you’re pretty, but you’re not the center of the universe.” 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1153 Sorry, you remind me too much of my mother. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1154 You don’t matter ! 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1155 I’ve always found you very attractive 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1156 You're not really 39, are you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1157 Oh, you noticed me eyeing the waitress? I guess nothing escapes you. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1158 More space? You can't possibly want more space. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1159 Now,where were we? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1160 That multiverse was a one time thing, I swear 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1161 Well, my socks weren’t in the dryer so why don’t you tell ME where they went?” 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
1162 So, what are your parents like? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1163 What's a nice galaxy like you doing in a universe like this? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1164 When I wished for being at one with the universe, I was expecting something else. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1165 Well, your origin story is pretty impressive, but now hear about MY childhood growing up in New Jersey. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1166 Forgive me, but I can’t stop thinking about the possibility of The Big Bang tonight.” 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
1167 You have a real negative energy about you 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1168 I’m getting a lot of dark energy from you tonight. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1169 Look, it's not you. I just don't think I'm ready to get sucked in right now. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1170 Yeah,I like having my space too. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1171 Why is it you never have enough space for your own dessert, but then when mine arrives, suddenly you're a black hole. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1172 Oh you're gonna play that '500 billion to one' card again. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1173 You looked different in my telescope. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1174 My profile was supposed to say ‘interested in black hoes’ but let’s see where the night takes us. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1175 So you're saying you don't do long-distance? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1176 It would have be courteous of you to mention you were 3.9 billion years old somewhere in your dating profile. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1177 Quit acting like you're the center of the universe! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1178 I can’t help feeling an attraction between us? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1179 I’m master of my own universe, thank you! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1180 So is Milky your real name? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1181 You look light years younger than your profile picture. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1182 And for my Third wish I’ll have a bottle of 1945 Chateau Margaux 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1183 Orion, have a belt. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1184 Fancy table. Moonlit night. I can see right through you. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1185 Not that it really matters but, how old did you say you were?” 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1186 You were expecting Neil Degrasse Tyson? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1187 So how did you discover this place? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1188 Actually, Interstellar was one of the most scientifically accurate sci-fi movies ever. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1189 Well, I'd rather be a Black one than an.... 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1190 No, I can’t breathe, thanks for asking. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1191 Okay, I'm sorry I yelled "Beam me up, Scotty" last night. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1192 A guy like me only comes along every 4.5 billion years. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1193 It's always all about you. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1194 Can we talk about something other than light pollution? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1195 The infinite mimosas here are a really great deal! 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1196 You’ve seemed so distant lately. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1197 You know Marjorie, you always just suck the energy out of the room! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1198 Did I overdress? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1199 I think that remark is rather nebulous 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1200 My date's outta this world!! 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
1201 Oye agujero negro! No me absorbas! Hablemos primero! 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1202 You need to get a life. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1203 So, let me get this straight. Your last name is Axy and your first name is Gal? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1204 What do you mean Neil deGrasse Tyson understands you better? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1205 Honestly, I feel like I'm talking to a black hole! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1206 Well.. that said.. to the moon and back isn’t as far for you as it is for me. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1207 What time does the show begin? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1208 I deserve better. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1209 Fore! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1210 Right…so I’M the gas lighter. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1211 You're just getting a salad? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1212 Kepler, Cassini, Halley, Hubble, Sagan--do I have to hear about all your ex's? 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1213 It's like I'm shouting into a void. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1214 Please don't tell me you're into astrology. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1215 Do you get out much? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1216 You’re gaslighting me again. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1217 I’m not looking for some billion-night stand. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1218 You can at least split the bill 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1219 Christ, what an asshole!! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1220 But where will we live? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1221 It’s like everything I say goes in one ear and is torn apart into its smallest subatomic components and eventually squeezed into a singularity. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1222 If I buy you another drink will I be able to see your supermassive black hole? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1223 They didn't have Tang so I just got you a screwdriver. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1224 Well, I too feel the weight of the universe on me. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1225 I find you to be quite nebulous. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1226 If you're not Jewish, it's a deal breaker. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1227 Star Trek or Star Wars? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1228 I was hoping you'd be able to fill the void in my life." 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1229 Lately, I feel like there’s space between us. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1230 The gravity of our relationship has reached a breaking point. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1231 It’s like you’re not even listening. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1232 You invite one planet and the whole galaxy shows up. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1233 I'm fine. It's just starting to feel like you're lightyears away from me. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1234 Just one drink, you said." 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1235 In the divorce, I want the light, you can have the gravity. As for the stars, give them to charity. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1236 Enough with the filters. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1237 You can't just use the Milky Way's pictures in your profile and expect me not to notice. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1238 How many light years does it take to get service around here? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1239 For once, I think I need less space. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1240 Well don’t lose your temper and blow up like you did last time. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1241 You’re such a light eater! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1242 Just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1243 I feel like our love is infinite. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1244 A night out with you just sucks the joy out of everything. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1245 Darn it, Gloria. I keep trying to quit you, and you keep pulling me back in. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1246 Where do you see yourself in five light-years? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1247 I’m guessing bill is going to be astronomical. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1248 I'm just not sure about that mushroom appetizer 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1249 String theory schpring theory; we either have a commitment or we don't 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1250 Oh, like you’re one to call anybody distant. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1251 Jeez, Loraine, sometimes you are so spacy. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1252 I just don't think I'm ready for this level of commitment. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1253 Sorry I was late.. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1254 Yes, that's very nice. Did I mention I have a corner office with a view of the harbor? 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
1255 It’s like everything I put into this relationship just disappears 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1256 I had you checked out by NASA. Most of your mass can't be accounted for. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1257 I love you, but sometimes I feel like there is a vast chasm between us. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1258 So there is a candy bar named after you. Anything else I should know? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1259 When they warned me you were a void-sucking abyss, I thought it was because of your personality! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1260 No, your dark matter doesn't make you look fat. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1261 No, alcohol can't fill that void. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1262 I ordered the Crab Louie. Not the Crab Nebula. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1263 You seem to think everything revolves around you! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1264 So, tell me. Why am I here? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1265 I feel alone here. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1266 No, I've never dated outside my solar system 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1267 Why must you suck the energy out of every conversation? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1268 Am I just a big bang to you?! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1269 To a stellar future!!! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1270 Do you ever stop fidgeting? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1271 Andromeda, are you listening? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1272 Frankly, you looked a lot younger on the pictures. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1273 It’s over, Phyllis. We’re light years apart. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1274 Of course I'm attracted to you. You have a lot of gravity. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1275 Not if you were the last universe in the universe! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1276 It's like you don't understand the gravity of my situation. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1277 Of course it’s more than just physical attraction! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1278 Yes, Ford named a car after you, but I can't get you a royalty. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1279 I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1280 So…how long ago were those photos on your Hinge profile taken? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1281 100 million Michelin Stars. You don’t say! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1282 This isn't quite what I expected when I ordered a Cosmo. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1283 Who are you calling old? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1284 ... and don’t give me that light years away look. I see you here and now. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1285 Are you going to sit there, sucking all the oxygen out of this room, or are you actually going to say something? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1286 It’s always take, take, take with you 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1287 Life is a black hole, princess. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1288 So,tell me about yourself? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1289 I feel like I’m giving a lot here and not getting anything back 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1290 After one drink you're always so nebulous. 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1291 I'm a Virgo too. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1292 How’s everything? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1293 It’s not universe, it’s me. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1294 You looked different in your photo... 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1295 You seem far away tonight. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1296 But I hold space for you emotionally. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1297 Well, Marsha, I see you're drinking again. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1298 Interests: Andromeda. Not 'and drama, duh...' Got it. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1299 I see you've loosened your belt. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1300 I must say that you look out of this world tonight! 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1301 I have an Iphone, why do you ask? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1302 I feel we are drifting apart. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1303 Did I ever tell you about my Ford Galaxy? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1304 Trip Advisor says their carbonara is out of this world. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1305 You’re always saying you need more time and space 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1306 I’m sorry but I feel like we’ve grown lightyears apart. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1307 I made you a star, Darlene. Now, you hardly take my calls. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1308 Frankly, I thought we could discuss the gravity of your situation. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1309 I wasn't talking about gravity when I said you were attractive. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1310 Is it hot in here or is it just me ? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1311 It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t want to be the center of anyone’s universe…. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1312 Yeah, I get it. You need your space. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1313 I bought you dinner, of course I expect a Big Bang afterwards 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1314 I’m not feeling anything, has yours kicked in yet? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1315 It took me ages to get ready too 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1316 You DON’T like The Big Bang Theory?! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1317 Seriously? I do not have stardust on my collar and I don't anyone named Andromeda. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1318 Careful! You're downing those cocktails like you a black hole! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1319 This hot dog eating contest does not seem to be fair. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1320 Where do you see yourself in 100 billion years? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1321 Dammit Scotty! I told you not to beam her up. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1322 When your profile said you were looking for someone to join your orbit, I thought you were being poetic. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1323 I feel too nauseous to eat now. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1324 Now I see why your friend kept telling me you’re “out of this world.” 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1325 You truly are one in a billion. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1326 Shall we talk about the elephant in the room? Dark matter? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1327 Who do you think is gonna take care of you when you're a black hole? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1328 This bill is going to be astronomical 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1329 I can’t be with someone who thinks they are the center of the universe. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1330 This motherfucker 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1331 I tend to be attracted to older women 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1332 All you do is take and take and take. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1333 Can we just talk about our day without getting all starry eyed? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1334 When I said I needed some space, I didn't mean THIS. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1335 It’s funny, but I feel like I’ve known you for 2 billion years 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1336 Not everything revolves around you, Judy. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1337 Do you realize how many millennia in advance I had to make this reservation? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1338 I'll pay for drinks, but you're getting the Uber 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1339 You realize some of us have a drinking limit? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1340 You just suck all the energy out of dinner. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1341 I feel like I’m staring into the void 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1342 I’m trying to stay positive but you’re really sucking the light out of the room. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1343 I just feel like you’re always pulling away from me. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1344 Lovely atmosphere. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1345 How many light years does it take to get a couple menus here? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1346 I promise. I've never even heard of Andromeda! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1347 You’re saying drinking doesn’t fill the void? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1348 And then my ex said there was nobody in this universe who would ever put up with me. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1349 Interesting. I assumed you’d order a glass of milk. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1350 Really, your parents named you Twighlight Zone? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1351 I thought the app said "date a 'movie star' not 'star star'. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1352 You do mean the world to me. But, sure, I guess in context that doesn’t seem like much. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1353 Trust me, we are not alone 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1354 I really feel like the universe brought us together. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1355 You're much more nebulous than your dating profile indicated. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1356 This is exactly what it feels like to eat alone in a restaurant. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1357 Could you just STOP swirling for a minute? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1358 Yes, I would say that 10 billion years is a bit of an age gap. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1359 . “So… tell me about yourself. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1360 Biff and the universe. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1361 Not from around here? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1362 I didn't know I was going to dinner with such a gas hole. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1363 I don't know, you just seem kind of. . . distant. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1364 You seem rather distant tonight. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1365 I ordered you a cosmo. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1366 I’ve dated other galaxies before, but they were all so self-centered 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1367 They also serve wonderful pie in the sky. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1368 You look a lot like my ex-wife’s vagina. 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
1369 You act like the world revolves around you. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1370 Wow, that's really deep 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1371 If you're the universe, ....where does that leave me? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1372 All you ever do is talk about your past” 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1373 You look nothing like your profile photo. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1374 No, I really don’t mind dating much, much older. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1375 I feel like this is the beginning of the end. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1376 Mass or energy -- which is more important to you? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1377 Why do you have to sit so far away? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1378 So you’re an Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and a Pisces? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1379 And how long have you been on Hubble? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1380 Funny, how the one thing you never engulf is the bill... 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
1381 I feel like you’re so far, far away. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1382 …it’s a little late to mention this universal concern 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1383 You're not the only one with star power. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1384 So, this is where the stars come to see and be seen. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1385 I'm really attracted to you. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
1386 I feel oddly drawn to you 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1387 I warned you that nebulizer was past the expiration date 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1388 I am not a cadet!" 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1389 Don‘t tell me you know Ford and Zaphod and the eternally depressed Marvin! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1390 Lately you've seemed so distant. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1391 So, how are you balancing work and life? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
1392 I don't usually date women over twelve billion years old. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1393 Usually my dates are trying to escape me. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1394 Maybe your drinks would last longer if you didn't suck them right into that super-massive black hole of yours. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1395 What are you staring at? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1396 Damn it, Lorraine! You’re always so nebulous. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1397 So, where do you see yourself in the next 5 billion years? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1398 You seem light years away tonight. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1399 … And so even a second can, in my gravitational field, stretch to a thousand lifetimes. Plus, there was traffic. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1400 I heard you were a star. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1401 I really hate when you ask me to guess which state you are in, as if I understand quantum physics 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1402 After all the staring, it was time for a proper date 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1403 Did you hear what I said? You look like you’re lightyears away 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1404 Relax. You’re new. Give it a couple of centuries. If it doesn’t work out, there’s always another galaxy. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1405 Normally I don't see stars until after the third date... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1406 Your profile did say you have everything. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1407 You said you wanted us to be more transparent, but this isn't what I thought you meant! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1408 Got a light? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1409 You really bring out the existentialist in me. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1410 So how come you look about 10 billion years younger in all your photos? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1411 Did you hear that big bang? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1412 You're completely right, Margaret. I did in fact agree that we should give each other more space. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1413 Could you shoot the waiter back out? I’m ready to order. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1414 Your profile picture made me think your blackhole was much larger. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1415 Not everything revolves around you. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1416 You were much nicer before the Miss Universe contest! 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
1417 Cassiopeia, I’d say it’s high time we get astrophysical. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1418 So you Identify as a Woman? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1419 The food here is good, but there's no atmosphere. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1420 I am feeling so much dark energy coming from you at this moment. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1421 Any space for dessert? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1422 Really? I'm the one being nebulous? 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
1423 I don't know Alfie. You tell me! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1424 Just one shot and you're spinning already? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1425 Look we're just too different, you're a galaxy, I'm a Capricorn. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1426 You're looking awfully distant tonight. Do we need to talk? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1427 I said I'd be ok with a table next to the KITCHEN!! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1428 Calling yourself Miss Universe was a little misleading. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1429 You're so cold, distant, and hard to approach. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1430 I can’t comet to you. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1431 I don't know about you, but I'm full. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1432 What the hell, dude? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1433 I think your need to be the center of attention is the real issue. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1434 You've had enough Coronas for one night. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1435 Needless to say, you are so vacuous 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1436 Usually you seem so distant. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1437 Well, yeah, you are kind of a big deal. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1438 I’ve got to be honest, I don’t see myself driving to this side of the universe. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1439 We are still billions of light years apart. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1440 This isn't quite what I meant when I said I could use some space. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1441 Call me shallow, but I’m a little concerned about our age difference. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1442 You are really one in a million. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1443 I understand the Crab Nebula is excellent. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1444 Why do you have to always make things so dark. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1445 'You're right...this place is light-years off the beaten path!' 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1446 Yes I got you a Cosmo 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1447 This date evolved quickly 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1448 I'd have to agree, black hole does seem a bit racist. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1449 Define “far, far away”. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1450 Why is everything always about you? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1451 I've been meaning to speak to you...I feel like we've been drifting further and further apart lately. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1452 You shine, but at your core is a big black hole. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1453 I wonder where the waiter went ? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1454 I can think of a whole galaxy of reasons why we shouldn't date. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1455 Why do I feel like I am speaking into the void? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1456 You expect me to believe your name is Ford Galaxie? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1457 I suggest you order the endless shrimp platter 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1458 Please beam me up, Scotty! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1459 I just can’t help but think there might be something else out there 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
1460 What—you need more space? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1461 I don't care how vast you say you are, you still seem so distant! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1462 I didn't say you were vapid. I said you are vacuous. And you don't even know the difference. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1463 I’m also a pretty big deal. Have you heard of QR code menus? That was me. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1464 And so, for how long have you identified as a black hole? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1465 If we're going to make anything of this, you need to lose the dark matter 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1466 I've been to university. Does that count? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1467 Well what do you like to do when you're not "accumulating mass"? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1468 Was it something I said? I just feel like you've been getting increasingly distant lately. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1469 You’re radiant tonight, like a million burning suns. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1470 I ordered the Cosmo, not the cosmos. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1471 NO...I do not see the light and I will never drink a martini! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1472 To be honest, you’re a bit too much for me. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1473 Of all the restaurants, in all the quadrants, in all the known universe, you had to pick this one. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1474 My Mother was right…you are a little spacey. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1475 You think everything revolves around you. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1476 I find you adorably nebulous. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
1477 Star Wars or Star Trek? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1478 You make me feel so insignificant. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1479 I’ve heard the Crab Nebula is good here 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1480 Can you keep a secret? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1481 I’m sorry, you find *me* alienating?! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1482 Some people think I’m out of this world. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1483 You didn't get the part. They went with a younger galaxy." 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1484 The problem with our long distant relationship is that you’re always the way you used to be. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1485 At least this date started with a big bang. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1486 So…who is going to pay? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1487 This is hardly the most dramatic way a woman has left me. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1488 Sorry I’m late, it took an eternity to find this place. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1489 I can make you a star again. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1490 I just asked where you were from, I didn’t expect your whole origin story. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1491 Of all the bars in all the galaxies… 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1492 How long can I expect you to be around? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1493 Can we agree that both of us could emit a more positive energy? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1494 Okay, I will agree to a divorce, but I get custody of the quasars. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1495 Your profile said you were only 29. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1496 You know, you're not the center of the whole universe. Some of us have interesting things going on too. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1497 Why do you always have to suck the life out of everything?! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1498 You look older than 42. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1499 Please don’t respond to everything I say with, “I suck!” 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1500 Frankly, your profile picture *also* looks a bit out of date. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1501 What we have is very special, but I always told you that I would never leave my galaxy. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1502 I feel like it's taken years for you to really see me. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1503 Why so distant? 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1504 Is getting sucked into a black hole your way of indicating our relationship is over? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1505 No. I won’t ask the band to play “Stardust” one more time! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1506 So, tell me about your spin on things. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1507 No more for me. Your head’s spinning and I’m seeing stars. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1508 … and lastly: You are cold, distant and hopelessly twisted. I want a divorce. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1509 Genie, I wished for a drink and a Milky Way...I suppose technically you nailed it." 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1510 Frankly, I worry you’ve had one too many cosmos. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1511 Are you enjoying your Cosmos? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1512 I need clarity about our relationship. I don’t want a bunch of nebula’s answers. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1513 Can’t we just enjoy the present? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1514 We both found the ads very persuasive. We have that in common. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1515 I know we just met, but I feel so drawn to you. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
1516 So, you're how old? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1517 So, what the hell, right?! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1518 We’re light years apart, you and I. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1519 I won’t let you suck me into this again. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1520 You remind me of my ex. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1521 Your Hubble and James Webb profile pictures look nothing like you. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1522 Well I usually don’t like to discuss such dark matters on a first date… 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1523 Date night with Miss Universe… 🌌 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1524 You are sure full of yourself 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1525 You're so distant. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1526 Aren’t we all just a crazy mishmash of atoms? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1527 So what’s your body count? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
1528 Oh! You are out of this world 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1529 Really?! You don’t look a day over 72 billion. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1530 You’re just like the others, so self centered. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1531 I did not know that "gal" for your gender meant galaxy. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1532 I heard you were a man eater. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1533 Have you been waiting long? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1534 I 'm not into the whole Milky Way experience-more of a Snickers man myself. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1535 So your favorite is that strontium90erita? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1536 If this guy doesn’t stop talking about Neil de Grasse Tyson, I’m leaving! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1537 Do you know who I am 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1538 Milk? Really? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1539 I know you are a lot older than me, but I still find you very attractive. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1540 Well, I can see that you have moved on.... 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1541 I hate nebulous conversation. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1542 Just don't suck it down like you do everything else. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1543 Until you came along, I was in a black hole 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1544 Are you sure you need more space? 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
1545 So now you even have a drink named after you? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1546 Black hole, schmack hole — have you ever lived a day with sciatica? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1547 It seems like we’re light years apart.” 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1548 Oh yeah? Which world have you been living in? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1549 I’ll have a Marstini! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1550 My world doesn't revolve around you anymore. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1551 You seem a bit distant tonight. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
1552 I ordered you a number 42. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1553 It’s just a little much for a first date. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1554 Bright, yes, but I find you cold and distant. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1555 You always suggest the sharing plates 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1556 Honestly, Don, I am so tired of hearing your boring stories from a long, long time ago about some stupid place far, far away. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1557 You say you need some space? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1558 I'll always be more attracted to you than you are to me 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1559 Can you make me a star? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
1560 Well, you aren’t the heavenly body I was expecting. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
1561 I hate this restaurant. No atmosphere. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
1562 I know we just met but I find myself strangely drawn to you. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
1563 I'm not telling you to consider a diet, but you appear to be expanding faster than I thought. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1564 When you say we're worlds apart, how else am I supposed to take it? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1565 Honest to God, you don’t look a day over 15 billion 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1566 Boy, that was a strong cocktail! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1567 This drink is very strange. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1568 How do I know you’re not also the center of some other guy’s universe? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1569 You are the center of my universe! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1570 The last thing that would have crossed my mind is that you were lactose intolerant. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1571 You can pretty much order anything you want and you get a daquiri?! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1572 You said you have how many planets? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1573 Don't space out on me! 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1574 Estella, I’m afraid we’re light years apart and will never achieve singularity. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1575 Dear, you seem so far away. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1576 I was prepared to discuss the Mets, not Carl Sagan. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1577 You seem distant and cold. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1578 You look a bit different than your telescope picture. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1579 I want to go where no man has gone before. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1580 No offense. I just don't get star-struck. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1581 When you said your were 'out of this world' I didn't really envision..this. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1582 So...you looked a bit younger in your profile picture. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1583 What were you saying? Sorry, I couldn't hear because of all the vacuum. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1584 but where am I in all of this? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1585 I just feel like the space between us is expanding… 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
1586 The Milky Way is lactose intolerant?!" 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1587 I asked for a STELLA, not STELLAR. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
1588 No, actually, I don’t think it’s a good idea if we share dishes. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1589 What do you mean, 'I'm too distant'? My whole world revolves around you! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1590 Well it means something to me! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1591 I hear you. I was in a black hole myself for all of 2019. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1592 When they told me this place had no atmosphere, they weren’t kidding. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1593 Would you like a cosmo? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1594 And you think that you’re the only one feeling a sense of emptiness and void? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1595 Does the food here make you gassy too? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1596 You aren’t the only one who needs space. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1597 Actually, I doubt that our relationship is bigger than both of us. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1598 Was that my stomach, or was it you exploding? 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1599 Stella, when I said I needed more space, this is not what I meant. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1600 What makes you think I ‘just see you as a hole’? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1601 Now who’s the space cadet?? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1602 You have a black hole where your heart should be. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1603 I feel irresistibly attracted to you. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1604 Exactly how old did you say you were? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1605 A few sips and you tell me the room is spinning? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1606 A toast to you and Uranus. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1607 Something’s wrong. You feel far, far away. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1608 Your local group or mine 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1609 You might have all the ingredients to make life possible but at your center is an emotional black hole. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
1610 Seymour Skinner? In this era? At these universal coordinates? Localized entirely within one of your planets? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1611 ESO 97-G13, that’s pretty — is it a family name? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
1612 Stay on topic and quit expanding everything. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1613 No, the fault was in you. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1614 What do you mean, EYES UP HERE- where else am I supposed to look? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1615 I know I may be a strange quark to you, but please stop being so nebulous. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1616 It’s a Cosmic-politan, not a Cosmo-politan. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1617 What’s going on? Why are you so distant? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1618 I really like you, but I’m not sure I see us collapsing into a singularity one day 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1619 You can work from the planet of your choice. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1620 I've dated a star but never a galaxy! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1621 So, as per your request, I’m giving you space. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1622 I know I’ve seen you somewhere before… 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1623 I said I didn't mind a QUIRK. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
1624 I’ll be honest, when I asked the universe for a sign, this is not what I expected. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1625 Quite frankly I think We are light years apart. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1626 Yes, Laura. I'm seeing someone else. Someone FINITE. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
1627 Copernicus called and you were not the center of the universe. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1628 You seem a little self-absorbed 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1629 I don't usually date anyone older than 13 billion years. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1630 Let's just admit that we are light years apart. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1631 Everything you say is just so nebulous. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1632 I’m sorry Jenny, but your political views are just out of this world. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1633 That’s interesting, so you’re telling me you’re in fact lactose intolerant? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
1634 Don't worry, be happy. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1635 No, I don't think "big bang" is sexually suggestive. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1636 You seem a little older than it said in your profile. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1637 I ordered a Cosmo for you. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1638 Is it my bad breath? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1639 I'll have you know it took light-years to get this table. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1640 I’m just not ready for a five million year commitment. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1641 So… I need to bring a nice chilled Beaujolais and some fancy crackers to enter the seventeenth dimension. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
1642 Well Linda, it's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and sorry to break it to you, but the world does not revolve around you. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1643 Well, for starters, I traveled 150 light years to get here and you look nothing like your online photo. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1644 Yeah, so? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1645 You are really overthinking it. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
1646 So, what are YOU avoiding? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1647 A ‘Plutonic’ relationship? Seriously? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1648 So, when you said you were into astronomy you meant… 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1649 Clearly I shouldn’t have tried that mushroom amuse-bouche. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1650 Uh oh! I better order quick. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1651 Hmmm…I suppose when you said your name was Andromeda, I should have guessed. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1652 I'm more of a sipper myself, but feel free to suck it down if that's your thing. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1653 You're late...what black hole did you come out of? 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1654 Was it something I said? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1655 When I try to talk to you, it feels like my words just disappear into a black hole. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1656 You are such a b-hole. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1657 You let that satellite see parts to you that I still haven’t seen yet 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1658 It's just that... well, you seem so distant lately. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1659 OK, tell me ALL your secrets. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
1660 Sometimes I feel like we're in different superclusters. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1661 Ever feel your life spiraling out of control? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1662 So…this Big Bang Theory…any truth to that? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1663 What happened to the cat in your profile picture.? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1664 When we met on the dating site, I thought this was a picture of your astrology hobby. Really, I had no idea. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1665 How about absorbing the check this time instead of another galaxy? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1666 I feel like - slowly - we are growing apart. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1667 I wasn't having much luck, so I tried swiping up. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1668 No! I said Orion's Belt doesn't make you look fat. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1669 I'll have the spaghettification 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1670 So tell me a little about yourself. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1671 Well don't just stare back! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1672 Odd as it may sound, I've had this conversation before. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1673 Wormhole, Rabbithole... Alice, you're late. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1674 Why do you Seem so Distant 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1675 What's a supernova like you doing with a white dwarf like me?” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1676 You’re bright and well put together, but we’ll need a PR team to deal with the black hole at your center. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1677 MOVIE stars...do you have any favorite MOVIE stars? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1678 Well, you don't look like your profile picture either! 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1679 You just seem so distant lately..... 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1680 You seem really spacey tonight, dear. Are you ok? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1681 This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the Van Gogh experience. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1682 You seem more distant than usual. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1683 So, my name is James. James Webb. I've seen you from the bar. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1684 You're just gonna suck me in, like all the others aren't you! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1685 You sit there starry-eyed, ignoring the gravity of this situation. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1686 I’m getting a lot of dark energy from you. You’re dumping me, right? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1687 I'm still not convinced you can keep a secret. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1688 It’s like you're in your own universe. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1689 Oh, so it's all about you! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1690 I’ve felt alone in the universe, but never alone with the universe. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1691 Thats's so deep" 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1692 We just seem galaxies away… is there something you’re not telling me? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1693 Why arent you staring back into me?! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1694 It's like there's a big black hole where your heart should be! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1695 Stop acting like you're the center of the universe! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1696 Free drinks? You must have some pull. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
1697 Chrissakes Marjory — you think everything revolves around you! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1698 So, a Red Dwarf star and a Black Hole walk into a bar… 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1699 Halo,have a seat 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1700 Talking to you is like talking into a void. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
1701 That's offensive. Am I the first carbon-based life form you've dated? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1702 “I don’t understand why I can only see you at night” 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1703 Have you done something with your hair? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1704 You look really good in this interstellar light. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1705 May I order you another cosmo? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1706 I tend to get sucked into heavy relationships I can't escape. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1707 Nice parsecs. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1708 What’s your sign? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1709 But I told her my photo was a few light years old. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1710 I thought a date with Miss Universe would make me happier. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1711 …let’s just say Andromeda and I have an understanding. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1712 I'm just not sure that a universe has everything I'm looking for. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1713 Can I see uranus? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1714 So, just how massive is your black hole? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1715 I think you have everything I need. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1716 What do you mean "you need space"? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1717 Oh sure. You'll be right back. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1718 And what is it you said you think you bring to the table? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
1719 I know your online profile said celestial being but this is not what I expected.. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1720 You deplete me. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1721 Galileo, Hubble, who else has been looking at you? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1722 The feeling is universal. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
1723 To be honest, I'm really more of an astrology guy. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1724 Time passes so slowly when I'm near you. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1725 You're my universe, darling! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1726 You don’t validate parking? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1727 No offense, but I'm watching you slowly expand. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1728 You're old enough. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1729 Why do you collapse every time I mention the election? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1730 Could you stop acting like you are the center of the universe? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1731 Age has never really been an issue for me either. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1732 So, do you just need more space, or are you breaking up? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1733 You know I only look at "other" planets because I'm an astronomer! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
1734 You’re not special, we all have a giant black hole at our center. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1735 I’m not sure I understand. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1736 Lay off the cosmos. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1737 Spit her out! She was paying. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1738 Really, I get it. You need your space. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1739 I have to speak with you about a dark matter 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1740 You're calling *me* a phony? You look nothing like your profile picture, and you lied about your age. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1741 You’re right. I should’ve never asked for some space. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1742 I’m not ready to take this to the next dimension. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
1743 So, what's up with the pale blue dot? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
1744 So I guess your profile photo was from a couple billion years ago? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1745 Three olives were enough? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1746 What's this Neil deGrasse Tyson fellow got that I haven't got? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1747 Well I contain multitudes too, you know. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
1748 You fell distant; you haven't even touched your wine” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1749 So besides crushing matter into infinite density what are your hobbies ? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1750 Yes, I had that curry last time. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1751 So how far away do you live? 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
1752 No matter what I do , I just feel nebulous about everything 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
1753 You look outta this world 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1754 So I guess my world seems kind of small in the grand scheme of things 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1755 Umm, you got a lil something on your Space. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1756 You seem to have grown distant. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1757 It's so frustrating trying to establish a relationship with someone who never lets anything out 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1758 I wanna warn you, my parents can be a little spacist. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1759 Despite the irresistible attraction, I’m certain that this will not end well. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1760 To me, you just seem so distant! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1761 You're so predictable. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1762 I’m afraid you’re a little too old for me. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1763 Are you gonna drink that? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1764 It has been forever since our last date night. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1765 I agreed to a date where no man has gone before, not a celestial colonoscopy! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1766 Look, it’s clear our relationship is completely insignificant to you. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1767 Why do we always have to sit in the supernova section? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1768 I don't believe in long distance relationships 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1769 Well for starters I only get to see you at night, and then you expect me to treat you like you’re the center of the universe. Maybe we should think about giving each other some space. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1770 When you said, "Let me take you away from all of this...I think you overstated your case!" 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1771 I don't understand you 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1772 Pretty long day huh. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1773 Your profile said you were only 12 billion. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1774 Seems like I haven’t seen you in light years 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1775 So, how do you know Nietzsche? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1776 I’m just looking for something more 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
1777 Don't be so full of yourself, we're both just made of atoms. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1778 I am only now realizing you have a black hole where your heart should be. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1779 You said you were over 6 ft tall and shapely, but I did not picture you like this. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1780 How can you be lactose intolerant?! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1781 I’m sorry, I just don’t feel attracted to you 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1782 And it was then that Ed realized that switching back to decaf would be a good idea. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1783 Are you staring back? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1784 I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to work with you always acting like you’re the center of the universe. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1785 I'll be honest with you, I'm keeping my eclipse date on April 8th. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1786 You know, you’re not the center of the universe! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1787 Well you're a B-hole! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1788 And you said I was your everything. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1789 You really think the worlds revolve around you? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1790 Of course it has cosmic implications. Everything you ever say has cosmic implications. Do you ever want to hear how MY day went? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1791 You’re delusional if you think I can go shot for shot with you. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1792 Well it is my right to believe that the earth is flat 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1793 I’m an iPhone guy 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
1794 You know that’s not what I meant. You’re warping everything I say! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1795 Can we just have one meal where we don’t discuss the infinite nature of the Universe?! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1796 It just feels like I have more questions for you than you’re asking of me. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
1797 What took you so long? I've been waiting for eons. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
1798 Why do you keep making me feel so small? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1799 The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1800 Hoping to hit escape velocity soon. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1801 Still not my worst date 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1802 The atmosphere isn't great but the cocktails are out of this world! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1803 This just isn’t going to work. You keep taking more and more of my space and time. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1804 I'm just saying, it wouldn't kill anyone if you traveled to my neighborhood for our next date. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1805 Yes yes, we get it, you contain multitudes 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
1806 Lately you just seem so far far away. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1807 Honey, you don't look a day over 93 billion. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1808 Drink up…We need to get you home before sunrise. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1809 Your place or mine? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1810 This night really has been different from all other nights, Elijah. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1811 Why are my blind dates all space cases! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1812 So, your favorite candy bar is a Milky Way? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1813 I think we just need a little space. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1814 I didn't mean to suggest you were expanding 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1815 I dunno, you just seem far, far away. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
1816 Let's start with your area code! 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
1817 It took an eternity to get this reservation. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
1818 You know, I'm finding your excuses increasingly nebulous. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1819 Here’s to ya, I’m going to make you a star! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1820 It's been too long. I haven't seen you since you were a nebula. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1821 So you get blamed for tan lines? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1822 Really? I come all this way and find out the picture you posted was over ten million years old? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1823 You may be sunny Miss Universe on the outside, but I’m beginning to suspect some dark matters lurk within you. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1824 I don't think I'm going to be comfortable with splitting the check. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
1825 So, how was the astronaut? 1.1957 0.05624 92 80 6 6
1826 Can we split the check? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1827 When I said, "I need a little space" this is not what I meant. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1828 Are you always this existential? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
1829 The bottom line is that I no longer find you inescapably attractive. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
1830 Your eyes look like starlight. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1831 You said that the JWST would never find us 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1832 You keep sucking the energy out of our conversations. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
1833 You’re drinking a cosmo? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1834 I need some time and space. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1835 Are you taking this in? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1836 It just feels like you're 2000 light years away. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1837 Of all the supernovas in all the galaxies in all the universe, you explode into mine. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1838 I'm glad your drink is out of this world. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
1839 10 billion years old? You told me you were a young nebula. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1840 No, you’re not going to suck me in again this time 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
1841 I fear that you're spiraling out of control. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
1842 So this is quantum dating? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
1843 It’s nice to date someone with energy, not just the same old black holes. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1844 Wait - Hydrogen, nitrogen AND carbon? We really do have so much in common! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1845 It’s just never ending with you isn’t it 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1846 Dinner was great tonight,but are you feeling as gassy as I am? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1847 I'm sorry, but there is a black hole where your heart should be. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1848 Don’t comet me again, Haley. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1849 Took you long enough to get here! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1850 Sorry I’m late. Have you been waiting long? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1851 We need answers! Can you be less nebulous? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1852 His chances of finding love are astronomical. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1853 You know, in the grand scheme of things, you're pretty insignificant, too! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1854 This business of outdoor dining has gone way too far. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1855 So is Cosmo short for something? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1856 Why do we always have to go to the Stardust? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1857 I swear sometimes it’s like I’m just speaking into the void. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1858 You think everything rotates around you. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1859 You were great in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1860 Your profile says you were Miss Universe 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1861 You said your profile picture was how old? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
1862 The only thing more vacuous than talking to you is talking to a Trump supporter. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1863 Why is this guy Hubbell always checking you out? 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
1864 No I am NOT Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1865 I'd complain that your neediness is just a black hole that sucks in everything around it, except you really are a black hole. Well, that just sucks. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1866 You seem so distant today ! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1867 So, you've really been around. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1868 I get the feeling that we're drifting apart. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1869 Frankly, I don't think anyone can fill your void. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1870 The Big Dipper has to go, but it's gotta look natural. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1871 It’s hard to concentrate when you’re moving your arms like that 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1872 What are your long-term goals? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1873 You are my universe 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
1874 What? No, you must havemisread my profile. I'm a passionate ASTROLOGIST. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1875 I wasn't sure if I should show up, your profile was a little nebulous. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1876 Will you ever come back down to earth? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1877 You look different from your profile pic. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1878 The probability of success of this galactic speed-dating is approaching zero! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1879 When you told me you were a dwarf star I thought we would be compatible. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1880 Umm, yes, I do like chocolate and caramel - why do you ask? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1881 ANOTHER Cosmospolitan? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1882 I’m only saying the world doesn’t revolve around you. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1883 Sometimes it feels like we’re light-years apart! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1884 Frankly, I didn't think the void would respond 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1885 You know, I really feel like what I am saying is going in one ear and out the other 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1886 Our appetizers are taking light years. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1887 Save room for the cheesecake. It’s out of this world. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1888 And what are you bringing to the table, aside from that heavenly body? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
1889 The universe doesn't revolve around you, you know! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
1890 Fine! Go expand yourself —just don’t expect me to be here when you’re done! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1891 I see you Andromeda! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1892 What kinda name is Andromeda? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1893 You're the most self-centered date I've ever had. You really think you're the center of the universe. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
1894 You look radiant tonight,but it’s your dark matter that attracts me. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1895 I meant the chocolate bar… 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1896 So you haven't dated since voyager 2? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1897 I really like your new haircut. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1898 Look, I know we're light years apart…… 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1899 I think we should see other universes. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1900 You don't need to be so melodramatic just because I said I need more space. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1901 It just doesn’t feel enough to say, ‘love you to the moon and back’ 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1902 Your place or mine, baby? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1903 Be sure to finish your cocktail! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1904 I think you've milked that for all it's worth. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1905 Everything ok? You seem distant tonight. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1906 I can see the stars in your eyes 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1907 Can you not convert hydrogen to helium during dinner. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1908 Oh great, you'd rather collapse onto yourself than have dinner with me. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1909 You've barely said a word since the Big Bang. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1910 So, do you come here often? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1911 I want to apologize for dragging you out here. When Carl asked me if I had any interest in a Milky Way I totally misunderstood. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1912 For dessert, I'm leaning towards a Milky Way, or do you prefer Star Bursts 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
1913 So, is this what they call a virtual date? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1914 You weren’t kidding when you said you were out of this world 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1915 I guess I enjoy the simple things. Walks in the park, chronology, and so on. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1916 Be honest: your photos are you from many years ago. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1917 You bore me with your droning on and on, ad infinitum. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1918 Not really what I meant when I said I need more space 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1919 When you said your name was Andromeda I just assumed you were kind of a hippy. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1920 You look gorgeous!What’s your secret for eating everything and not gaining weight? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1921 You just keep sucking me in 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1922 Oh I'm the center of the universe huh! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1923 You simply fail to appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1924 I know you're a galaxy, but talking to you is like talking to a black hole. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1925 Don't be so dramatic. You're not expanding. It was a heavy meal. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
1926 I'm attracted to you. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1927 I feel we’ve been growing apart for a while now. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1928 I’m sorry but things have not been the same since the Big Bang. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1929 Yeah, I have an ex, but at least I don't have any black holes. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1930 You're way out of my orbit. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1931 I'm just saying you're bigger than you looked in your profile pic. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1932 I'll take you places you've never been. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1933 You look a lot smaller on the internet. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1934 You're so aVOIDant! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1935 I’ve heard Stephen Hawking has a theory about you. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1936 My zodiac sign? It’s complicated 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1937 No, my profile said that my sexuality was “nebulous” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1938 Well there’s a void in me too. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1939 Am I still your Pale Blue Dot? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1940 I sure hope the waiter isn't a black hole. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1941 Could you be more specific? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
1942 Your Andromeda queen act is getting old! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1943 Have you thought about why I come across as unavailable? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1944 So…the universe really DOES revolve around you 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1945 Yes, I see how your "expansive and sunny personality" profile clearly meant nebulous. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1946 I usually start opening up after a few drinks.” 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
1947 Now that I've got your attention, let's focus on me. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1948 We've been growing apart. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1949 All you do is suck the life out of everything. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1950 Of All The Gin Joints In All The Clusters In All The Universe, She Walks Into Mine. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
1951 I just want to know who James Webb is, and why he’s taking nudey photos of you.” 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
1952 I wanted the other type of cosmo! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
1953 I took your suggestion and am going solar. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1954 Just don't take lightyears ordering this time ! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
1955 You’re beautiful, but the age difference might be a problem. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1956 I am trying to be post-racial in my worldview.... Can I just call you "Hole"? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1957 I feel cosmically ghosted! 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
1958 Nebulous? Me? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1959 Sorry? I'm _where_!? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1960 I guessed you would order a cosmo! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1961 That black hole in your heart makes you cruel, Andromeda. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1962 I wasn't expecting somebody so hot. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1963 Remember, this meeting never took place. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1964 I’ve never been in a long distance relationship? Why do you ask? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1965 I feel like all you do is take…and get larger 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1966 Are you even listening to me or am I just talking into a void 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1967 Do you feel that draft too? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1968 You have a killer celestial body. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
1969 No, you were staring into me first. 1.1905 0.05081 105 91 8 6
1970 That's about what I'd expect from something 100,000 light years across but only 2,000 light years deep. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1971 I haven't had much luck with Ozempic- how about you? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1972 I can see right through you, Andromeda. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1973 Let's go get lost after this drink! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1974 Are you the Chrystiline Entity? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1975 I know you're serious, but the gravity of your situation escapes me. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1976 You are so dense! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1977 You really aren’t the centre of the universe, you know 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
1978 Cheer up. I feel like I'm talking to a black hole, here! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
1979 They used to have free bread here. Now it’s $7. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1980 It’s as if you think everything revolves around you, Stella. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1981 Tell me a little something about yourself. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1982 I am afraid that you have me outnumbered. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1983 Gen Z did not invent coke floats! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1984 It's my birthday. Can we contemplate me for a change? 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
1985 if there isn't someone else, then please explain why can i only see you in the very darkest places 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1986 …when you have one too many, you become lost in space. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1987 Great. String theory makes no sense to you, either. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1988 You always think the world revolves around you! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1989 Don't lie to me. I saw the way Neil deGrasse Tyson was looking at you. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1990 What’s with that vacant stare? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1991 You know, you really suck all the air out of the room 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1992 May it be infinite while it lasts... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1993 Light years, huh…what’s that in Earth years? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
1994 I guess we’ll be having the spaghetti then? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1995 You do understand that according to my faith I'm more important than you are? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1996 Oh, I swiped right when I got to that bit about the supermassive black hole at the center of your being. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1997 I just ordered the cocktail, not the whole shabang! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1998 I don't care how far, far away you are! 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1999 Do you ever feel insignificant when you look up at the stars? 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2000 I'm sorry, I feel like I've been very transparent with my relationship goals, but I just can't commit to someone with such nebulous intentions 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2001 You're not exactly shrinking yourself 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2002 I wish you weren't so dense. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2003 I see there is a whole universe inside you 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2004 We've been dating for 3 years and you just now decided that I'm not the long-term guy you're looking for? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2005 Well come to that, you don't look anything like your Tinder profile either. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2006 I've got more stars in me than the restaurant you picked tonight! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2007 Things are beginning to feel nebulous, Andromeda... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2008 So anyways, like I was just saying, the concept of Bitcoin isn’t that complicated when you have someone like myself to break it down for you… 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2009 Your picture on the dating app is deceiving. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2010 How can we ever have a meaningful relationship when your inner life is like a black hole? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2011 Forming new stars sounds cool. I’m trying to get into disc golf. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2012 You've been a bit distant lately. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2013 You remind me of a young Barbra Streisand. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2014 Gimme a break, Beulah, I’m only human. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2015 One drink and I can see right through you. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2016 Well you're a black hole tonight. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2017 In my case, it’s just the waistline that’s expanding. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2018 Sorry, I don't see this working in any dimension. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2019 You’re out of this world. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2020 I understand why Michelin gave this place five stars. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2021 Cocktails at Milliways.Table 42. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2022 I’m not looking for anything long term. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2023 I was thinking chocolate 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2024 Just take me already. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2025 Am I boring you? I think you spaced out again. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2026 No. Of course I would love you if you were just a star. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2027 So I've heard that you're expanding... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2028 I’m sick and tired of you making me feel so small. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2029 This lightyear distance relationship isn’t going to work. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2030 So, what is your preference - seafood, chicken or mankind? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2031 I'm afraid we ate too much 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2032 Dear, must you always be so nebulous? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2033 It just feels like there’s nothing there… 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2034 I don’t know if I dislike you because you are too deep or because you’re too shallow 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2035 I’m allergic to Penicillin too! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2036 You are sucking all the life in this room…. Again. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2037 It’s always about size with you. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2038 You're probably sick of Big Bang jokes, but I've got a funny one. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2039 When your listing said you were a cosmo girl, I pictured something else. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2040 I feel like I'll never know what you're hiding deep inside yourself. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2041 I’m sick of your brilliant retorts. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2042 You described yourself as "petite" in your profile. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2043 All these years together, and there's still so much I don't know about you." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2044 Is anything wrong? You seem a little distant tonight. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2045 It's usually on the third date I get to see the black hole 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2046 I can see stars in your eyes 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2047 galaxy shmalaxy, I still can't hear a word your saying 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2048 I am suspicious of these past entanglements you claim to have ended. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2049 Face it - You're spiraling down. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2050 If I knew that your heart was a black hole, I'd never asked you to go out. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2051 Haven’t I seen you around here before? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2052 It just seems like we’re being pulled in different directions. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2053 One more sip and I bet you'll start spinning. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2054 I’ll be honest. I thought the word, “single” on the app was short for, “singularity” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2055 Oh Kate, is this where you’ve been hiding? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2056 You look less supermassive in your pictures. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2057 I feel like this evening could go on forever. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2058 You’re much more impressive than the last galaxy I dated. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2059 You know I hate it when you start being nebulous! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2060 I just can't get into you. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2061 Take a sip and calm down. You're spiraling out of control again. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2062 Maybe if you weren't so busy sucking the entire mass of the universe into yourself you wouldn't need Ozempic 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2063 I never imagined I'd be dating Miss Universe. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2064 So that’s where Kate is?? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2065 You see, I already have a giant gaping void in my life, which is why I’m trying online dating. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2066 Can you help me find my place in the Universe? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2067 I’m so over Tinder. Shall we just call it a night? Don’t know about you, but I’m not feeling any sort of big bang here. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2068 You think you're just so hot! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2069 It's your turn to buy and don't tell me your wallet fell into a black hole again. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2070 Give me a million light years and I just might join you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2071 You're attractive, I was just hoping to meet someone more my age. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2072 I still dont understand the gravity of this situation. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2073 If I've seemed distant lately, it's for your own good. I need to keep you outside my event horizon. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2074 I won’t commit until we meet in daylight. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2075 So then Four Seasons ended up being a LANDSCAPING BUSINESS. 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
2076 You are not as deep as you think you are 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2077 I must warn you, I have a dark sense of humor. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2078 You have to be better than that Black Hole I dated, it sucked. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2079 Go on a blind date, they said. She's out of this world, they said. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
2080 You are calling ME dense? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2081 Sooo, you say your zodiac sign is all of them? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2082 Not *everything* has to start and end with you, you know. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2083 So a black hole ate your wallet? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2084 Man, this date sucks. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2085 Well enough about You , I am pretty interestimg also ! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2086 When I said I wanted space, this is not what I meant 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2087 I’m kind of a big bang guy. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2088 This place is a vast open space & freezing. Next time, I'm choosing the restaurant. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2089 Gassy, classy, AND sassy. I like you. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2090 I don’t care if you’re a nebula, I’m a goddamn hedge fund manager. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2091 Explain to me again why you are two and one half billion years older than you look? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2092 But they promised we'd be dining in the dark 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2093 The service is okay, but there’s zero atmosphere. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2094 You contain multitudes. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2095 You want space?! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2096 I know your dating profile said you are 'out of this world,' but I don't know how to explain this to Mother. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2097 The drinks here are “stellar”, don’t you think. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2098 I thought Galaxy was just your drag name. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2099 I know the worlds revolve around you, but do you even care about how my day went? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2100 So, where do you come from? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2101 Me and you baby, we got chemis-… I mean, physics. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2102 You suck all the joy out of my life. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2103 Your outfit is out of this world. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2104 Whaddya mean you want more space? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2105 I told you! White holes cannot exist! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2106 Did I do something wrong ? You seem so distant, 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2107 Really! Do you think the universe revolves around you? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2108 Don't think I haven't noticed your shift towards the red. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2109 What I tell you goes in one galaxy and out the other. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2110 It’s always the same…one little disagreement and you spiral out of control. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2111 2.5 million light years away and some things just don’t change 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2112 It’s great to finally meet someone with so much depth 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2113 To be honest, I'm not interested in older women 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2114 Frankly, I think we've been drifting apart for a long time. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2115 You may be brilliant, but you are always going in circles. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2116 Miss Universe? You look more like a Miss Galaxy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2117 I’m just not sure our signs are compatible. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2118 And you're blaming all of this on some sort of large explosion? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2119 Lactose intolerance? But you’re the Milky Way! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2120 Oh. When you said Aquarius, you really mean Aquarius! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2121 I feel like I haven't seen you in aeons. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2122 It thought there'd be a Pearly Gate! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2123 So, um, where did you say you’re from again? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2124 The light in your profile picture took longer to reach me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2125 You treat me like I'm so insignificant. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2126 “Oh, now you’re going to say that I’M the one who sucks up all the energy in the room?” 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2127 TOGETHER...We can go where no man has gone before 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2128 No more blind dates. I really mean it this time! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2129 It's okay, I have some gas problems too. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2130 You looked more distant in your profile. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2131 I seem so distant tonight. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2132 I'm not leaving 25%. That's crazy. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2133 Even this table beats sitting next to the kitchen. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2134 It all sounds pretty nebulous to me. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2135 I thought I could but I’m sorry, I just can do the time warp again! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2136 You mean the world to me…but there’s more out there. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2137 I’m not getting sucked into your drama. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2138 I am attracted but I feel like if we get together, you'll smother me. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2139 Well, Mr. "Supernova," I'll bet you think you're just the shiniest star in the room, don't you? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2140 No, I don't want you to fly me to the moon. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2141 I’m sorry, I need to boldly go where no man has gone before. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2142 You never listen. I feel like I’m speaking into the void. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2143 Im sensing some distance growing between us 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2144 So you’re telling me there are 4 billion other dudes inside you right now? 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2145 Yet I'M the one with a black hole at his center! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2146 If I may ask, what's your sign? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2147 Sorry. I should have specified that I was looking for an I-Phone 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2148 My waist is constantly expanding, also. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2149 I just sense a distance between us. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2150 You still look like a fried egg. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2151 Just take a moment and replay that in your head: I’m a black hole?” 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2152 I just feel like you have a black hole where your heart should be. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2153 When you said "nebulous" on your profile, I thought you meant gender preference. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2154 you are suppose to drink it 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2155 Yeah well you think the whole *universe* revolves around you! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2156 Your profile said spiral galaxy! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2157 I’ve never at any point in my life felt so insignificant, in any other relationship. Sure, you’re sublime, blah blah blah. You cannot expect me to just revolve around you forever. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2158 You’re great, but it took 67 space station stops to get here. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2159 this is such a time suck. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2160 I’m more of a Snickers man myself. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2161 I admit that I did exaggerate a bit on the dating site. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2162 I think this might work. I like the world to revolve around me and I think you're the type of Gal that can make that happen for me. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2163 Really? Another Cosmo? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2164 It just feels like you're a billion light years away. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2165 and you... are absolutely out of this world 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2166 Of all the gin joints in all the universe! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2167 Are we drifting apart? You seem light years away... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2168 Where have you been all my life? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2169 Everything ok? You barely swallowed any of your stars. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2170 What’s going on between you and Neptune? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2171 I think you might be too old for me. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2172 I feel like I’m getting sucked into your mess 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2173 ‘The Bright Future - AI finally understood my dating preferences’ 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2174 You're being an Ass, Troy. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2175 Why must the entire conversation revolve around you? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2176 You mean the world to me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2177 Big Deal! You're plasma. What's it matter? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2178 I just don't see why we can't say that 'All Holes Matter' 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2179 Look, I know I sometimes seem remote, but I'm working on it. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2180 I don't usually date large celestial bodies, but you seem pretty stellar. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2181 Hey! Where did our waiter go? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2182 If you won't tell me your age or who your parents are, can you at least tell me your sign? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2183 I think you are going to love this place - the menu is out of this world! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2184 Every time we start this conversation.... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2185 i feel us moving farther apart 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2186 You’re literally gaslighting me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2187 I said, bring A friend.... 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2188 ‘It doesn’t feel like you’re giving me enough space.’ 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2189 Round and round we go again. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2190 No, I said you suck all the Light out of the room, not Life. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2191 The first thing you need to do is max out your 401k, THEN open a Roth IRA 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2192 i feel a void between us. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2193 Apologies, apparently the interpreter is stuck in traffic on the corner of 42nd and RA 17h 45m 40.04s, Dec −29° 00′ 28.1 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2194 Flirting with the void 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2195 All you ever do is take take take! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2196 Ordering spaghetti again? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2197 My first instinct is to run. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2198 Are you hiding something from me? Your answers just seem a bit nebulous. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2199 I know I'm insignificant in the large view but that's why you should pay the check. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2200 Penny for your thoughts...you seem far, far away. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2201 Sorry I'm late. I didn't understand what a 2 light-year Uber ride actually meant. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2202 Yes, I too feel like there's a black hole at my center. I've been working through it in therapy. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2203 Well, yes - technically I’m still in a relationship with earth but I haven’t loved her for decades. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2204 You need space? Was it something I said? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2205 I hope you don't think this is just a short-term fling. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2206 So you think you can make me a star? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2207 I think you know that when I asked you how it all began, I wasn’t referring to your fondness of fine wines. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2208 Don't get too close to me, galaxy. I don't want to get sucked into your black hole. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2209 seriously, you want to discuss dark matter here? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2210 Your profile said two hundred million stars. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2211 Hurry up. It’s not like I have all of eternity.” 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2212 You just think everything revolves around you. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2213 Your online description only said you were emotionally distant. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2214 Please stop. You're just spiraling now. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
2215 Actually, … 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2216 I feel like there is this black hole at the center of our relationship. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2217 Ok, what's your name "and dromeda"? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2218 I think your supermassive ego is more of the problem. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2219 My Dinner With Dismay 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2220 Late again Andromeda? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2221 Do you get any second dates? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2222 Says the giant gaping hole. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2223 Milky Way for dessert? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2224 Do you really think you can get me drunk and then just suck me in? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2225 I had hoped that tonight, at least, you would not show up lit! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2226 I have to end things, Karen. All you do is take and take. I never get anything back from you! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2227 Alice, breaking up can be awkward, but isn't this a bit extreme? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2228 Of course I love you, so don't start again with that, "I feel like I'm talking to a black hole." 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2229 You just keep sucking me back in. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2230 I think our relationship is a waste of time and space 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2231 Okay, yeah, I may have put on some weight since my profile pic as well, 'Andie,' but come on... 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2232 You’re sucking the life out of me. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2233 You, somehow seem distant all of a sudden. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2234 Well you looked different in your picture too. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2235 Andromeda means nothing to me. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2236 You always suck the fun out of everything. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2237 Oh, no, Shiela, there won’t be a next time? Why? Why?? How about because after I finish this sentence, my entire body is going to implode due to the vacuum of space. It’s always been about what you want, hasn’t it? I’m just about sick and tir— 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2238 You’re stellar, but I think we should see other people. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2239 What’s the matter? You seem a little dark 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2240 Next time I’m picking the table. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2241 What year was your dating profile photo taken? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2242 Oh, sure--right before the check arrives. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2243 You promised me the world! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2244 This restaurant has no atmosphere. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2245 It's just, if I had to guess, I'd say your profile picture was 1,000,000 years out of date. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2246 You don’t seem yourself tonight. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2247 I’ve never been on a blind date before. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2248 I have ae feeling this conversation is boldly going where every man has gone before. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2249 I should have taken the $500k 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2250 You looked a lot less "Infinite" in your profile picture. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2251 I feel like we’re in different galaxies 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2252 Must you keep name-dropping stars? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2253 I meant it when I said you’re out of this world 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2254 I just think we need a little bit of space 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2255 No way! You're kidding me, really? You're the galaxy they named the phone after? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2256 Could you make that less nebulous? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2257 What do you mean, 'what kind of void are you'? From the night so far, I'd say an empty void! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2258 It's not that I dont like you, I just always preferred Three Musketeers 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2259 I find your aura a bit disturbing. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2260 All you do is take, take, take. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2261 That's NOT a Universal Truth! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2262 Drink all the cosmos you want. You’re never gonna fill that void. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2263 You mean the world to me” is just an expression - I was NOT trying to sell you short 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2264 I wasn't looking at your butt, I just wanted to see the other side of your hole. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2265 I don’t think I could give you any more space 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2266 What do you mean we need more space 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2267 You can't just keep blaming the expanding universe for this distance between us. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2268 So is “Everything, Everywhere, All at Once” going to be your answer no matter what I ask you? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2269 You've just consumed an entire galaxy and you're thinking about dessert? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2270 Back home we call it a Comso. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2271 You weren’t lying when your profile said you were Out of this World 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2272 Why are you so distant? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2273 It’s a bit out of the way for a first date. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2274 What have you done with our waiter 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2275 Why does everything have to revolve around you?!? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2276 In your profile photo, you were much younger 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2277 My whole world revolved around you, but The James Webb Space Telescope has finally opened my eyes. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2278 Are you sure someone did not put something in your drink 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2279 Peace….? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2280 Well, at least you aren’t a black hole! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2281 Room temperature, as You like" 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2282 So, do you watch Yellowstone? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2283 Did you eat all my food again 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2284 I'm still trying to figure out if you are a black hole, or the world's largest Danish pastry. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2285 The Black Hole of Dating 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2286 That was a long time ago and you were emotionally far, far away. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2287 You look fine. No one can tell your expanding. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2288 You seem like you're light years away. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2289 Andromeda, you look a little strained...finish your drink. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2290 My waistline isn’t the only thing that’s expanding. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2291 You said I'd be starstruck when I met you, but . . . 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2292 For the last time, honey, your spiral does not make you look fat. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2293 This is why they warn against excessive consumption of energy drinks. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2294 Just like you to suck up all the air in the room 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2295 I don't know. Lately it seems like you're just so distant. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2296 What would you say the level of attraction is here? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2297 God, you are just so full of yourself. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2298 So, you’ve already got that sparkle…but to land that role in Interstellar Part 2, you got to show us your explosive enthusiasm.” 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2299 It's not you. I've fallen in love with dark matter. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2300 Insignificant am I? Fat ass! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2301 I made this a low-pressure matter, and still got stood up. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2302 I am sorry, Janice, but there is some dark energy in our relationship that is pushing us apart. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2303 Now I see what the app meant by ‘stellar personality.’” 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2304 Why must you be so distant? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2305 Why must you always seem so distant? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2306 If I knew you were a million light years away, I wouldn’t have paid for your drink. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2307 Step one is acknowledging that you're not the center of the universe. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2308 You're going to love this place. The Times gave it five trillion stars. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2309 You looked more stellar in your Tinder profile pic 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2310 Talk about sucking all of the air out of the room. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2311 I feel like there are holes in your story... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2312 I feel our relationship is going down a black hole. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2313 I don't know...you just seem so distant. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2314 Let's get real. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2315 ‘..very funny. How long did it take you to come up with that one?’ 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2316 That is your 99th drink and you still have not said anything! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2317 When I signed up for speed dating, I didn't realize the 15 minutes were in light years. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2318 After dinner, shall we go to third base from the sun? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2319 You keep pulling me back in. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2320 You feel far, far away. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2321 My drink is fine but there is no atmosphere in here. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2322 You’re much smaller in person than I imagined. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2323 So you're saying I should take a chance on the inexperienced contractor to renovate my kitchen? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2324 Sometimes dinner with you is like shouting into the void. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2325 You say you contain a galaxy, well what about me, Mildred? Aren't I enough for you? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2326 Don’t Borealis me 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2327 I was expecting a different Miss Universe. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2328 Baby, you're outta this world! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2329 You’re not listening to me! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2330 I've had it with lightspeed dating! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2331 You wanna tell me where you got that ring? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2332 You’re just out of this world! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2333 No, you pick the appetizer. It's your world and I'm just living in it. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2334 I am looking at the big picture! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2335 No I don't want to see your black hole. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2336 You looked a lot bigger in your profile picture. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2337 I thought you said this place had atmosphere. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2338 I don’t think I’m ready to commit to a long term relativity 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2339 I would have asked you to accept the rose, but you swallowed that too. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2340 'Haven't I seen you somewhere before?' 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2341 You dumb bitch. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2342 Okay, we've established where I am. Now, where's the waiter? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2343 So big picture,where do you see yourself in 13 billion years? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2344 Before we get started, how much time do you have? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2345 I don't care if you're a gas giant. That noise is still considered rude! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2346 Seriously? You're wondering whether WE have intelligent life? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2347 Make mine a double 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2348 You're always so scattered 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2349 I think we just need some space. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2350 It's not you, it's meeeeeeeeee... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2351 I know we’re both constantly expanding, but I still want dessert 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2352 thanks for expanding all this way to see me 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2353 Expanding? I don't think you're expanding. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2354 Are you ghosting me? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2355 You have everything I could ever want but I’m just not ready to commit to one galaxy for the rest of my life 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2356 You looked a lot smaller in your profile pic. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2357 You can order whatever your want. It's still called entropy. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2358 So, how’re your planets doing? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2359 I find your discussion exceedingly nebulous.... 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2360 I don 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2361 It’s just . . . I don’t know . . . you’ve seemed a little spacey lately . . . 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2362 I ordered a Black Hole on the rocks once. That drink packs a kick! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2363 What the hell did you put in my drink? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2364 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2365 Wow, you didn’t exaggerate: your photos don’t do you justice. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2366 I don’t know. It’s like were in different galaxies lately. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2367 No, that dress doesn’t make you look big. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2368 I don't find the idea that you could swallow my entire galaxy to be amusing. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2369 I was warned that you were too absorbing. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2370 You're going to need to be more attractive than this to get my hair to move. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2371 A Cosmo? Really? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2372 It looks like our relationship is entering a new dimension. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2373 Lemme guess, you’re a Leo 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2374 I may have over stated my desire when they asked “ If you could have dinner with anyone…?” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2375 I don’t need to hear about your last Big Bang. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2376 I knew this idea sucked! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2377 Yes, dear, I'm positive I ordered Cosmos. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2378 I thought you would appreciate a michelin star restaurant. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2379 So this is what you meant when you said you are all that matters. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2380 I wasn’t late. You’re just relativity mistaken. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2381 It’s written in the stars! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2382 Become the void. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2383 I thought the blank profile was a cute joke but now I can see it was a red flag. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2384 Well, we sucked that dinner down. I'd rate it 5 billion stars too. Say, wanna come back to my space and show me that Tatooine of yours? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2385 You listening? It's like I'm speaking to the void over here! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2386 There you go again…acting like you’re the center of the universe! Do you even remember that it’s my birthday! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2387 Don't pretend you can't hear me. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2388 Will you just ask for help and stop spiraling?! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2389 This is odd. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2390 ‘Nice tie’? That’s big of you. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2391 My last date was a brick wall. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2392 Your parents were black holes? Your childhood must’ve sucked. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2393 Get back in your galaxy 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2394 It's not the worst service we've ever had. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2395 If you’re not living on the you’re taking up too much space.” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2396 You aren't exactly the Cosmo girl I expected. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2397 Parking around here is a nightmare. It must have taken you eons to find a spot. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2398 Out of all the gin joints in the entire universe - you had to pick this one . 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2399 Wait 'til you hear about my second wife. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2400 This has been great, but I’m really looking for someone who will expand my horizons. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2401 Lately you seem like you're a million miles away. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2402 Well, it feels like a long time to me. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2403 I loved your profile on the Webb. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2404 There you go, bringing up the telescope thing again. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2405 Hmm. That’s a lot. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2406 I still love you. I just need some space-time. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2407 I just don't see a future in dating you. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2408 They had better void the check 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2409 ‘Stop drinking so many Cosmos !’ 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
2410 Did you say 13.6 billion years old? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2411 If you think the Earth revolves around you, then you've got another thing coming. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2412 I swear, it's like talking to a black hole. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2413 ...and THEN she accused ME of having a God Complex! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2414 I must say, you DO NOT look your age ! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2415 Even at the speed of light, you're 13.8 billion years late? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2416 I thought you were kidding on Tinder when you posted your age as 41 million years. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2417 Conversations with you ARE deep, but they go on for eternity. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2418 Yes, I know you're a star. But can you act? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2419 I might as well be shouting at the heavens! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2420 Ok, so you've shown me your black hole. Now what? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2421 I plainly said I wasn't in to astrology on Match! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2422 It's never enough with you. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2423 This one's on me. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2424 You’re kidding, Black Mirror is MY favorite show too 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2425 I’m not into black hole stuff 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2426 You're saying that I'm spiraling ??? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2427 woaaaah, if this is how the medical one feels, what would the recreational do! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2428 Oh you've got star power alright! ... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2429 That explains why your texts are green 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2430 Your problem is that you think you are the center of the universe. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2431 No way am I getting sucked into that conversation! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2432 Hey Man! you look spaced out 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2433 While I appreciate a hearty appetite as much as the next guy,I suggest we go Dutch. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2434 Just face the facts darling, you're expanding. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2435 It's not a criticism to say that you've expanded over the years. There's just more of you to love. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2436 I’m sorry, although your friends sound quite impressive, I have no idea who Carl Sagan and Neil deGrasse Tyson are! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2437 The Milky way knew their date was spiraling to an end when her lactose intolerance made her gaseous. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2438 The way you just ate, you should change your first name from ‘Black’ to ‘Pie’ 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2439 So you say that you came in second place in the Miss Universe contest? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2440 You don't look anything like your candy bar wrapper. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2441 I'd say your eyes twinkle like stars, but I can't seem to find them 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2442 So you rest are Miss Universe… 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2443 OK, OK. I'll ditch the telescope. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2444 I don’t see where your ‘World View’ is any better than mine! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2445 Sweetheart, I told you before, you're going to be a star. Trust me, just sign the contract. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2446 I give and give and you never give anything back. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2447 I know that I requested as far from the kitchen as possible but ........ 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2448 It's Virgo, but I'm more physicist than Astrologer. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2449 I hope you can appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2450 Well I’m sorry you had to wait for a billion years, I was evolving. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2451 You looked different in your profile photo. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2452 Thanks…I’ll have the abyss. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2453 You're so attractive ! 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2454 You do know that I think the world of you. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2455 Do you think that exposing your black hole is going to change my mind? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2456 I guess this won't be our undiscovered little bistro for long. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2457 I know it's our first date, but I feel pulled towards you 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2458 Is it just me, or is this drink making the room spin…. Or is that you? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2459 You really suck all the air out of the room, huh? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2460 Next time, let’s just order two sides of fries, ok? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2461 I don't know what it is, but something about you draws me in. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2462 Welp, down the hatch! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2463 I really have to change my default search radius 1.1735 0.05235 98 87 5 6
2464 Well, this date is spiraling. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2465 Now I can tell my friends I went on a date with Miss Universe 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2466 I demand a table in a quieter section near a window. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2467 I understand everything you are telling me, but I still can't find my keys. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2468 When you said you identified as a "nebulous orb", I believed you were speaking figuratively. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2469 No, your big bang doesn’t make you look fat 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2470 You don’t look a day over 10 billion years old. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2471 It will never work. We're light years apart. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2472 Ever heard of Joe Rogan? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2473 So is this a quick fly by or something more serious? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2474 At least finish your drink. Your Uber's twenty six thousand light years away. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2475 So, do you really want to get to know ME, or are you only interested in my black hole like all the other guys? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2476 You're not like all the other galaxies I've dated. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2477 Miss Universe or not, we go fifty-fifty 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2478 Nothing is ever good enough. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2479 You're so bright...and deep. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2480 You don’t look anything like your dating app photo. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2481 I will not be sucked into your black hole of sarcasm. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2482 I thought this relationship was becoming a black hole, but this is ridiculous 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2483 My name is Elon, who are you? Where am I? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2484 They say Einstein loved these. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2485 The Black Hole is a special tonight. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2486 You were much younger in the old paradigm. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2487 I had no idea when I swiped in a circle it would lead to this. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2488 Your eyes are like stars in the sky. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2489 This is what the therapist meant when she said there's too much space between us. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2490 I don't see why continual expansion requires so much lobster. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2491 You seem to have everything I could possibly want, but I’m just not looking for a commitment right now. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2492 So, what’s your sign 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2493 You really do get spacy after one drink” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2494 Thank you for meeting with me in person. It's always good to put a galaxy to the name. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2495 I don't know, you're just so self-centered. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2496 Don’t you think “best Cabernet in the universe” is a bit too much hyperbole? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2497 Let’s start with an ice breaker; what are your origins? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2498 How distantly did you say we're related? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2499 You look light years younger in your photos 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2500 If you want me to buy you another drink you'll have to come down a dimension. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2501 You were right, the Craft Cocktails here are outta this world, but the atmosphere is really lacking. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2502 Sorry I was looking at her, but she’s a supernova. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2503 I just don’t feel like my needs are being met. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2504 So, is this your first blind date, too? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2505 I thought we were going to share that tiramisu. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2506 I ordered a cosmopolitan not a cosmos. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2507 You need some space? Well here we are. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
2508 You have stars in your eyes. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2509 I'm not attracted to you anymore... 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2510 'I'm not just saying this because I'm a Young Earth Creationist, but you don't look a day older than 6,000 years old.' 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2511 Yes, you’re right, the atmosphere of this place is great. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2512 Now I know why they call you the little tipper. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2513 Really it's not you it's me...I was looking for more of a solar system type gal" 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2514 This place doesn't have any atmosphere... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2515 Waiter, I wanted it poached, not sunny side up! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2516 Don't flatter yourself. You're not the only galaxy in the universe. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2517 Dining with the stars is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2518 It's great to have a drink in your neck of the woods, but you still seem so distant 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2519 Why can't you understand that I just need more space? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2520 Along with all light and gravity, you’ve been absorbing too much Chardonnay. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2521 But your profile said "down to earth" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2522 Our sever has only been gone a minute, do you think the world revolves around you? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2523 So what’s your relationship with your dad like? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2524 Things seem to be spiraling out of control. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2525 What do you mean? It's Macallan, some of the oldest whiskey on ear... Oh, right. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2526 I don't know what you see in me but I thank the stars for aligning so we could meet. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2527 Your profile said you were interested in meeting a superstar, so I hope you're not disappointed. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2528 Maybe the issue is you think the whole world revolves around you 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2529 Oh! That is sooo deep... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2530 I booked here cause I heard they had a Michelin star 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2531 I don't think you understand the gravity of our situation here. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2532 I feel like you just keep circling around the real issue. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2533 Maybe a hotel. My place is a black hole,too. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2534 You know, sometimes I feel like I'm just talking into a black hole. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2535 For once I’d like to pick the place, it’s always your way Milky. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2536 Great restaurant, but the prices are astronomical! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2537 Don't give me the "there's plenty of other galaxies in the universe" routine. I invented that routine. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2538 Why do we pick places where we boldly go to where no one has gone before? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2539 So, how do you manage space and time? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2540 So, you're dating profile was bogus? You're not the be all and end all? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2541 I just feel like you take and take from me and never give back. Oh and youre cold. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2542 Let's not even go there. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2543 Deep. Very deep. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2544 I have stuff going on,too 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2545 Nebulous! Schmebulous! Will you ever speak in the universal? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2546 When galaxies collide, magic happens, and, um, also chaos. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2547 But it's clear which one of us is closer to Earth. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2548 I know you eat a lot, but I didn't know you were a bottomless pit. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2549 Don’t you ever get tired of fusion cuisine? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2550 Yes, my profile said I like to date older women, but not 8.9 billion years older! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2551 When were you born? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2552 I just wish people at the party would gravitate toward me for once 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2553 I haven't done Ayahuasca before. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2554 How old are you! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2555 I don't feel a connection. It seems like you're light years away. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2556 Have you seen Galactic Galaxy? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2557 We can both be feeling empty inside, Jen. Why do you always make it a contest? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2558 So, is binary your pronoun? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2559 Why do you always act as if everything revolves around you? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2560 I can tell you that getting a table for 3,965,992,436,027,764,925,665 wasn't easy. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2561 So, is "Galaxy" your real name? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2562 I'm sorry, I meant 'hole of color" 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2563 Would you call yourself spiritual? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2564 Is everything ok? Your event horizon hasn't even touched the drink. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2565 When you said you would rock my world, I didn't take it literally. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2566 It'll take eons 'til our server comes back. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2567 I liked it better when you were far, far away. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2568 I get it. My inbox is a black hole. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2569 Elijah, to be perfectly honest, I no longer care why this night is different from all other nights. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2570 Just because you’re aware of so many telescopes pointed in your direction doesn’t necessarily mean they’re all looking at you. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2571 So why do you think you’re still singularity? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2572 May I ask how old you really are? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2573 Oh, so now we're a galaxy, are we? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2574 Neil deGrasse Tyson was supposed to join us for this Cosmic Party. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2575 This is a joke - right? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2576 Aren't you being a bit elliptical though? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2577 I used to be vegan, but now I’m on a plan(e)t based diet. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2578 I think I’m looking for someone a little more worldly 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2579 You’re always so distant at dinner 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2580 I cannot date someone whose center is a black hole. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2581 You're a black hole when it comes to dessert! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2582 I think you may be too bright for me 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2583 Super-massive black hole? I think I have one of those, too. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2584 Even now, after all this time, you still can't let it go. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2585 I’M “self-absorbed”? Listen to Miss Center of the Universe! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2586 And you think drinking makes *me* spiral out of control?… 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2587 I know! Black Holes are so into themselves! They just suck all of the joy out of life! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2588 This really puts my comment about the smallish scallops into perspective. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2589 So you're a Sagan literalist. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2590 I noticed you’re all aglow tonight. What’s going on? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2591 I dated a black hole once. She sucked. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2592 I'm not sure how else to explain it to you, honey. The moonlanding was a hoax. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2593 Can we PLEASE talk about something other than how much your life SUCKS 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2594 my last boyfriend found me attractive but hard to escape. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2595 I just don’t think I can be with a Cubs fan 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2596 Not only are you sucking the life out of our marriage, but you’re sucking the light out of this restaurant! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2597 It just feels as if you are concealing 95% of yourself. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2598 Stop saying it’s just the drugs talking! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2599 I’m sure you get this a lot, but you don’t look anything like your profile picture 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2600 If we’re being honest here, you do act like you’re the center of the universe. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2601 This will be my first time outside the Milky Way. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2602 Frankly, long-distance relationships don't work for me. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2603 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE,tell me again about how it all started! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2604 Take a deep breath; you're spiraling again 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2605 There, I said it. You’re a galaxy away. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2606 Well, one thing in your favor is you are not on your IPhone! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2607 Whaddya mean, my mass is too dense? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2608 We've had this conversation before, Snickers is much better than Milky Way. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2609 I just feel like we have a cosmic connection 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2610 Is there something wrong? You haven’t made a sound all night 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2611 It's like talking to a black hole. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2612 When I wrote that I was interested in a used Galaxy, I meant a Ford. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2613 I am not going to just sit here staring at the void. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2614 No,you started it. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2615 Andromeda, where is all of this dark energy coming from?! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2616 How many light years does it take to get a drink around here! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2617 I'd prefer a Butterfinger 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2618 No need to fly apart, we can get you another drink without the olive. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2619 Are you bothered by the age difference? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2620 I thought you said you LIKED Milky Way. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2621 Of course everything is spinning, Nebulae, that's your fourth drink. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2622 You are just as distant as my ex from Venus 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2623 And last year I went to the beach with my sister's family. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2624 What’s wrong, dear? You seem so far away tonight. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2625 I’m just realizing there are 2 billion more just like you…. CHECK! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2626 Wow, you are really deep! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2627 This isn't what I imagined when you said "out of this world". 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2628 It’s always your Milky Way or the highway! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2629 I think we're alone now. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2630 No, 15 to 20 percent is sufficient. Trust me on this. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2631 You look older than your profile photo. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2632 We agreed we would have no secrets, so start explaining. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2633 I've had enough of this with my mother. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2634 I know you need space but it feels like we're drifting apart. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2635 But don't you ever just feel infinite sometimes? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2636 Don't go all Big Bang on me. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2637 Ya know , the more scotch i drink the more intelligible quantum theory becomes . What’s that about ? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2638 Next time we are going to my place 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2639 You can’t imagine—it’s like I have a black hole in my heart. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2640 To say we're worlds apart is a huge understatement! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2641 Yeah! It really does feel like I haven't seen you in light years. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2642 But enough about you. Let's talk about me. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2643 I’m feeling a cosmic connection here. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2644 Sometimes I feel like I’m simply not your entire universe. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2645 I heard about your big bang. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2646 So you want to be a star. Can you be a little less nebulas? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2647 I think I need some space. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2648 Don't forget, tomorrow we are having dinner with the Andromedas. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2649 We've only got 5 minutes before the next date. What have you been doing the last billion years. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2650 Honestly , not that in to astrology." 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2651 Must you absorb everything I tell you? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2652 You think you're the hottest thing out there? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2653 I'm sorry but I don't think I see the near-term benefits of your expansion plans. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2654 Well, they say love is eternal. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2655 No, the old fashioned is not a universally loved cocktail 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2656 It’s my way or the Milky Way Andromeda! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2657 Of all the gin joints in all the universe in all the multiverse this galaxy walks into mine. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2658 It's just one damned galaxy after another! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2659 I thought I gave you the space you needed but now you feel so distant. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2660 Now go ahead and hit the space bar.. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2661 And I haven't even touched upon the gravity of the situation. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2662 I can see the Galaxy in your eyes! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2663 You say astronomy and I say gastronomy. Let's just call the whole things off. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2664 I want a galaxy just like the galaxy that married dear old Dad. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2665 I feel like we're in a different place. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2666 i know this is a michelin restaurant, but i am sure we can still get a milky way for dessert! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2667 Everything I say to you disappears into a black hole. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2668 So you're telling me you need your space. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2669 You go first. What are galaxies interested in? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2670 It's not just about you! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2671 Are you religious? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2672 You know I told you to lay off the Botox 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2673 Your galaxy or mine? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2674 So where to you think you’ll fit in a Trump Whitehouse? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2675 Will it be like a Star Trek convention? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2676 And last time the check arrived your wallet had been sucked into a black hole 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
2677 Yes I know age is just a number, but I don't think this will work. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2678 Our server is taking light-years to get here! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2679 You always act like the world revolves around you, Janet! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2680 So . . . how does one get rid of a big asteroid? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2681 I'm through talking. No matter what I say, it just goes in and nothing comes out! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2682 You act like you're the center of the universe. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2683 Haven't I always said you mean the world to me? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2684 I can’t deny I felt a big bang when we met. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2685 This is our first date... Stop asking if you are the center of my universe. We are galaxies away from that. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2686 This dinner is definitely spiraling out of control. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2687 Are you single? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2688 you don't scare me either. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2689 I know you think you are G-d's gift to the universe, but to me you're just a single light among many. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2690 Finally a dinner guest I can understand and enjoy… 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2691 After all we’ve been through, you still think of me as your constellation prize? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2692 It was at that point Dave realized that perhaps he needed to have higher standards than, "Has hole". 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2693 Stop asking me what my sign is! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2694 You know I think the world of you. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2695 You think I'M a conversational black hole? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2696 So, Andromeda, Milky Way tells me you galaxies know how to have a good time 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2697 It feels like you’re a million miles away. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2698 Sorry, but once you pose naked for James Webb you can't unring that bell." 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2699 This must be a fever dream. Who the hell would draw a cartoon this hard to caption?! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2700 That’s some ulcer! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2701 Vincent, is that you coming through? 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2702 You just take, take take. Never give. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2703 I just wanna get this out of the way, I’m only interested in Uranus 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2704 You know, you should really act your age. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2705 Sure, I kind of blew up at her. But she said I was acting like I'm the center of the universe, and things just spiraled from there. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2706 I’m sorry, I’m just not over the Big Bang. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2707 Abyss, is that your name or the drink? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2708 Uh - it’s the 7th day - I said I wanted to rest — could we *please* talk about work another time? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2709 You have no core! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2710 Did not realize my friend literally meant your looks were "out of this world!" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2711 You look milkier in person than on your profile picture. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2712 Dinner was jut out of this world. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2713 We have to stop meeting at the event horizon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2714 I would have pegged you for a cosmo gal. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2715 I must tell you I feel a powerful attraction. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2716 Oh you, and your infinite wisdom. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2717 Will I need to apply any thermal shielding down there? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2718 So…do you come here very often? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2719 Yes, yes you're bright, but some how, you're also very dense! 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2720 No wonder the menu prices are astronomical 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2721 Oh, it's just everything with you! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2722 We are not just drifting farther apart, OK? Space is expanding between us. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2723 Yes, you look wonderful tonight. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2724 when you suggested we get dinner closer to you, i thought you meant, like 42nd street, not alpha centauri 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
2725 It's a problem. You're in your own universe. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2726 You have incredible star power--but you always seem distant and unattainable. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2727 Dinner once every 80 years isn't much of a relationship 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2728 No, I wasn't starting into the other abyss 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2729 What I really like about us is that we give each other a lot of space in our relationship 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
2730 I’m normally an iPhone person. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2731 I guess we could order dessert if you're still hungry 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2732 You promised you were the only one! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2733 What’s your beige flag? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2734 This is leading nowhere 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2735 I find that dating in this atmosphere is quite nebulous. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2736 I’ve been sleeping with your best friend 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2737 She said she was just going to use the ladies room, and that was 4 light years ago” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2738 I think you're a little self-absorbed 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2739 I usually don't date people with nebulous views, but it was time to step outside my comfort zone. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2740 My friends warned me that you sucked! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2741 You're a fun gal. Can I call you gal? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2742 Well no… not ANY hole is a goal. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2743 This is not what I meant when I said I needed space, Brenda. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2744 Let's talk about the gravity of your situation.. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2745 Stop complaining,they sat us in the middle of nowhere because you looked like you might collapse. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2746 Sure, I’m OK with diversity- why? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2747 I do like you, I just wonder if maybe seven million years is too much of an age gap. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2748 what do you mean I seem empty inside? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2749 Must you always suck up all the air in the room? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2750 You haven't touched your drink. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2751 Do you have any other specials? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2752 You’re deep. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2753 Stop dissapearing into the void everytime I talk about things that matter! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2754 « I don’t have a supermassive blackhole instead of a heart! » 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2755 In done with you. You just take and take and never give back 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2756 Before you met me you were lost. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2757 Why must you be so nebulous? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2758 You don't look anything like your photo. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2759 I'm not hitting on you; you do have a heavenly body. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2760 Of course I’m upset; you’re nearly a light year late! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2761 You're just keep going around in circles - say what you mean! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2762 I appreciate your subtlety!!!!! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2763 Of all the gin joints in all the heavens in all the universes, you rotate into mine? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2764 If you're so old, then how come the Shirley Temple? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2765 This is going to be an expensive dinner, isn’t it? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2766 Oh, yeah? Well, you're expanding, too! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2767 You’re aloof and mysterious, but I have an undeniable pull toward you… 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2768 So, I’m guessing you’re not allowed at all-you-can-eat restaurants. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2769 I understand what you are saying, you don't have to expand any further. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2770 You sucked that up pretty quick! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2771 I think we’re light years apart, Cassiopeia. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2772 Hundreds of stars, thousands—so what? I always say a nebula's past is unimportant. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2773 You’re my world. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2774 Haven’t you had enough cosmos? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2775 I've waited light years for this. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2776 Too fast. I can't just jump into something willy-nilly. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2777 At least our table is not near the kitchen. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2778 This will never work out. You are too far,far away. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2779 I do feel some kind of connection, but I wouldn't say it's cosmic. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2780 Would you rather have something with a little umbrella in it? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2781 Your looked a lot younger in your profile photo on Tinder. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2782 Has that cosmo got you spinning? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2783 Next time, let's meet at my house 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2784 So, I’ve never dated anyone with depression before. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2785 Where is the light coming from? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2786 Explain again if time and space don't exist, why I pick up the check. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2787 Everything I say just seems to disappear in you. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2788 I'm worried that you can't stop spiraling. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2789 You’re awfully quiet 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2790 What about you? What would you say your purpose is? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2791 I can't believe you're breaking up with me to be with an astroid! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2792 well you asked me how old i am…! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2793 I find myself inextricably drawn to you for reasons that are not entirely clear. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2794 We can't all contain multitudes, Diane 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2795 My last date was with a gaping asshole. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2796 You’re the brightest galaxy I’ve dated since I left the Milky Way. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2797 Maybe you could ask me a few questions about myself. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2798 Why do I get the feeling that the universe is trying to tell me something? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2799 So where were you before the Big Bang Theory? 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2800 I hope you don’t think everything in life is about you. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2801 You could have at least said excuse me... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2802 Let's keep politics out of this if you don't mind 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2803 Well actually, let me correct you about the nature of the universe..." 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2804 And all these WhatsApp chat groups! They make me feel like I’m screaming in a void! You know what I mean? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2805 Someone else can be the Guardian of the Galaxy for a few minutes - let's have a drink. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2806 No offense, but you looked about a billion years younger in your profile picture. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2807 I'm not falling into that trap. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2808 There you go, getting all nebulous on me again. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2809 I feel like you’ve been a-voiding me 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2810 Yeah so, I actually do a lot of my astrophysics research on line, so I think I know what I’m talking about 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2811 I don't care that it's dark, it still matters to me. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2812 Next time I choose the restaurant. Parking was such a hassle. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2813 Are you serious? The food is not out of this world. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2814 And you call me a black hole..... 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2815 You're less needy than Aurora Borealis. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2816 I know it's late, but can you explain that 'black hole' thing once more? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2817 I'm sorry. You just don't look like you did on your profile! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2818 How many more light years are they going to keep us waiting? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2819 Restaurants have really gotten creative with "outdoor dining" since the pandemic. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2820 I apologize for the 'black hole' remark - how many times do I have to say it?? 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2821 Next time we eat at my place. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2822 What do you mean, ‘42’?? 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
2823 I just get the feeling that at your core there is a black hole. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2824 It just feels like you never give anything back. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2825 Sorry,we're light years apart. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2826 Stop getting all nebulous on me. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2827 It just feels like you’re far, far away. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2828 I asked you what you did for a living, not how you support all things living. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2829 Live it up! You're light years away from burning out. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2830 You’re not being very clear. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2831 It's rude to stare. Would you put a lid on it? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2832 Cheers to new beginnings. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2833 Space? What do you mean you need space!? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2834 You look much younger in person. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2835 Where olives, going to die…. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2836 It’s over…all my emotions get sucked into a black hole 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2837 I knew you were here when I heard that Big Bang. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2838 I knew you shouldn't have all those Cosmos to drink! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2839 It's over; you've always seemed so distant. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2840 I'm sorry, but I need my own space. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2841 You look quite different from your photo on the dating site. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2842 When’s lunch? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2843 The app said you were ‘single,’ not ‘a singularity.’” 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2844 My first car was a Galaxie. Ironic, isn't it? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2845 If we really hit it off, I’ll show you my telescope. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2846 I feel like this conversation is spiraling 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2847 Me? I'm a master of the universe. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2848 When you said you were from AQUARIUS ,I thought it was a new development in Florida. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2849 No. I'm not coming to your place! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2850 Also been on the apps for eternity? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2851 I know 30% is high, but if you tip another waiter in exposure, its gonna get Ultra Violent! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2852 What do you mean there's a deep, dark void inside of you that I don't fill? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2853 I told my friend I was into existential girls, not existential swirls. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2854 I’m sorry, I just don’t think our auras are aligned. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2855 Hey there...you with the stars in you eyes. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2856 Maybe in another galaxy! Get lost! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2857 You're not the center of the universe, you know. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2858 I said, how do you like the absinthe? Hello? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2859 They can call it an event without you having to say "horizon" every time. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2860 I will not go boldly where every man has gone before. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2861 You know, Loretta, you really know how to suck the life, light and sound out of a conversation! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2862 So, just what strings did you have to pull to get us this table? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2863 Have another drink. It's good for your system. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2864 So, you're an Aquarius? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2865 Let's end this date with a bang. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2866 So, who's your celestial crush? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2867 You asked me to give you some space...how's that working for you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2868 Full disclosure…this is our third date and I’m just not feeling the cosmochemistry… 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2869 On Tinder you lied about your age 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2870 Yup! That's why they call it a "black hole". 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2871 I have to say, you looked a lot younger in your photos. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2872 I don’t have a hole lot to say to that…. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2873 I know you're a black hole - but that's no excuse for your lack of empathy! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2874 Your profile said you are so attractive nothing and no one gets away from you, but I think what matters is what is on the inside. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2875 I’m a homebody, what about you? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2876 Thanks for coming. But I’m curious why it took so long to hear back from you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2877 Why did you order the Osso Buco? We both know you wanted spaghetti 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2878 I just don't think we're gravitating toward the same thing. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2879 I just feel like you’re not pulling your weight in this relationship 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2880 I shouldn't have ordered those exotic mushrooms! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2881 Oh, you always have to be the center of everything, right? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2882 I swear, you’re the only gal(axy) for me. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2883 I feel like I'm talking to a black hole 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2884 I just feel crushed by the weight of the world. How about you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2885 I believe in long-distance relationships 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2886 I'm just saying that it was a bit misleading to put heavenly body in your dating profile. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2887 You are much smaller than my calculations predicted. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2888 I feel like we're light-years apart. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2889 The waiter should be here any eon now 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2890 Well, I guess you really are the center of the universe!! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2891 You’re one in a trillion, Linda. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2892 You don't look anything like your eHarmony picture. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2893 So, you’re saying the James Webb Space Telescope is just a Peeping Tom? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2894 I’m glad you’re enjoying Nietzsche but I just think you’re taking the abyss staring back thing a little too far. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2895 I don’t think I am ready to be sucked into a relationship. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2896 Just pick it up! What do you think those spirals arms are for? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2897 You’re older than your profile picture. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2898 This happens all the time, one drink and you’re in your own little galaxy. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2899 I'm typically more a snickers person, actually. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2900 I can see myself better through you 1.1616 0.04913 99 88 6 5
2901 I thought this was real until you ordered that sissy drink. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2902 Maybe it's the mood I'm in, but talking to you takes me to a dark place. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2903 I guess specificity is not your strong suit, but this is a real non-starter. I’m allergic to dairy. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2904 Well, Andromeda, I hardly think that relativity is a valid excuse for your profile photo being two and a half million years out of date. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2905 I've come all this way and you still feel distant. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2906 It’s just that I feel so self-conscious when I order prime rib and you get a Milky Way bar. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2907 In what universe do you order a Scotch in a cocktail glass 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2908 Are you sure you're Andromeda? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2909 You seem quite multi-dimensional. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2910 It’s a Solar System, dry, with a twist. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2911 So you really do have everything under the sun here! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2912 I thought you meant MILFy way. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
2913 I mean, we’re really light years away from a meeting of the minds… 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2914 We appreciate your business, we really do, but our shipping costs are astronomical! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2915 Your dating profile says you have wide range of interests. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2916 Do calories exist in this part of the universe? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2917 You’re a heck of a gal, Lexi. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2918 Stop bringing up the past. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2919 I think we could both use some space. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
2920 The black hole was a lot more fun than you. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2921 Well, I know you have your own personal experiences, but you’re still entitled to my opinion. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2922 You really weren’t kidding when you listed “out of this world” on your dating profile 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2923 Blind Date 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2924 "Most of my dates just take up space. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2925 In your profile pic you looked… er, smaller. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2926 I can feel myself expanding too. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2927 You've seemed more distant lately... 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2928 Honestly my mind’s a black hole. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2929 Seriously? You're saying I'm too old for YOU?! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2930 Galaxie, when you said I'd be dancing with the stars, I thought you were kidding" 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2931 All I said was you're a theory. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2932 Wow, so I guess I’m free on Sunday’s from now on 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2933 Really? That’s a bit nebulous. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2934 Are you ok? You seem very distant tonight. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2935 You looked bigger in your profile pic 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2936 Would it kill you to put on a dress? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2937 Well, THAT was a dramatic exit… 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2938 I’m DONE with blind dates! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2939 It's cool, I'm boys with the chef. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2940 Well you’re not down to earth either, Janet. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2941 You may be just a little too old for me, not sure what my family would say about that. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2942 Nothing to say? You seem so distant tonight. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2943 I know people lie about this, but 28??!! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2944 Must everything revolve around you? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2945 Excuse me,but I didn't expect our first date conversation to be so nebulous. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2946 Would you please keep that gapping black hole of your's shut! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2947 For the last time, I wasn't staring at her galactic bulge. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2948 I would not describe myself as a mote of stardust, no indeed. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2949 You're a lot smaller than I thought you'd be. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2950 Wow! eharmony really screwed up this time! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2951 Everything I say to you seems to disappear down a black hole. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2952 I'm sorry but I'm just suffocating in this relationship. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2953 It’s just- I feel like I’m staring into a void with you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2954 I need my space"? I guess I should have seen that coming 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2955 I don’t care that you bent spacetime, you were late. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2956 We’re ALL a system of bright lights and dust circling a supermassive void. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2957 You’re not one of those whose *really* into Horoscopes are you? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2958 I don't like heavy metal. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2959 So you're telling me you started with a Big Bang? I usually just start with a joke. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2960 Aaron: It was the oddest thing. I threw in the gold and out came a bull-market! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2961 Why is it that, everywhere we go, you always have to be the center of attention!? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2962 Quit trying to gaslight me. It's obvious there are other men in your orbit. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2963 Seeing you again has been a blast from the past, but I gotta go tend to another galaxy, baby. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2964 You can really make those drinks disappear. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2965 Date with my World.. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2966 Why do you always go to such a dark place when you drink? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2967 Sure, you've got street smarts, but I think I know a bit more about quantum mechanics than you do. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2968 I feel like you’re just not putting anything INTO this 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2969 How's your Cosmo, Cosmo? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2970 To be honest, I don't think even Stephen Hawking would understand where you're coming from. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2971 Call me crazy, but I’m craving a donut. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2972 Pshaw! You’re not high maintenance, I once dated a Kardashian. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2973 Sounds nebulous to me. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2974 Are you up for a little quantum entanglement? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2975 It’s just not working anymore- you seem so distant 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2976 Describing yourself as a Miss Universe competitor was very misleading. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2977 You seem to have a universe of excuses for not paying the bill. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2978 You stare into the void. It stares back at you. It asks you out for drinks. It admits it's also dating your ex. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2979 It's not always about you. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2980 You're embarrassing me! Everyone's wondering what that big bang was about. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2981 Everyone feels anxiety, Stella, but you can't just let yourself spiral. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2982 Do you always have to order a Cosmo? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2983 I don't think you are dense at all. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2984 Natalie, you always do this when we go out. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2985 Stop being so damn nebulous all the time. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2986 You always like being the star of the show..... 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2987 Sorry to say, but you ARE alone out there. We're breaking up. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2988 That’s your problem, you think that everything revolves around you. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2989 It's just that I have never met someone so... deep. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
2990 Why do you always have to act like you're the center of the universe! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
2991 You looked a lot bigger on match.com. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2992 Forgot your wallet again ? See you in 100,00 light years 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
2993 You sure know how to suck all the air out of the room, Deb” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
2994 This is not what I expected from a blind date with miss Universe 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
2995 It's all in your head. No one is talking about the the difference in our age. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2996 Stellar. Just stellar. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2997 It's my sixth. Why do you ask? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2998 Care for another nebulizer? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2999 Everything I say to you gets lost forever. I feel we may need some space to find ourselves. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3000 Good evening Chat GPT,what is the purpose of life and how do I get an answer not everyone already has (asked)? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3001 Our age difference is not at all important to me. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3002 I’m a partner in a regional CPA firm. And you? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3003 Don’t order the hydrogen again. Live a little. Have a steak. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3004 You looked a lot bigger through my telescope. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3005 Mr Bean with Doctor Strange 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3006 You don’t look 13 billion years old. . . 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3007 Yes, I call this a 'long distance' relationship. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3008 How do you charge your phone? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3009 Spaghetti? Again? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3010 Your beauty eclipses all others, my darling! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3011 It’s just that I wish you had told me you weren’t looking for anything Sirius 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3012 Something about you, Margaret, just pulls me in 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3013 Your profile says you're into astrology, so what's your sign? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3014 You're just so hard to understand sometimes. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3015 Oh, don't hand me that old Space/Time continuum nonsense. Cocktails at seven means cocktails at 7. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3016 I know you’re trying, but I need even more space. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3017 You’re accusing me of gaslighting? You invented gaslighting. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3018 Clearly, YOU'RE the one that's gazing, Byssy. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3019 Your profile said you were 35. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3020 I mean you took my order an hour ago… 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3021 I told you before. My name is not HAL. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3022 Yes, I’m interested in a Big Bang. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3023 You are mystery upon mystery. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3024 I'm waiting for an answer! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3025 What's wrong? You seem so distant. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3026 Do you feel a draft in here? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3027 Of All the Gin Joints in All the Solar Systems in All The Universe,You Walk Into Mine. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3028 Why? Because you’re just a nascent galaxy, and I’m Elon Musk. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3029 Your profile said “ethereal looking” but you’re really more of a void type aren’t you? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3030 Your profile mentioned a goal of going supernova. Care to elaborate? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3031 It was foolish of me to think a black hole could fill my emotional void 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3032 Lost in contemplation, sipping solitude. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3033 You think the whole world revolves around you 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3034 oh, you need space? That's rich 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3035 No, you don't look supermassive in this light. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3036 I get that we're light years apart, but it doesn't mean we can't have the occasional drink together 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3037 You are really not that "out of this world". 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3038 You always order the Cosmo. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3039 My ex constantly sweated the small stuff. I hope you're different. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3040 I feel like we’re light years away from each other. -Taylor S Boston, Mass 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3041 I’m looking for more depth 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3042 Well maybe if you weren't so self absorbed.. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3043 I couldn’t get a word in edgewise 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3044 Flaco! I’ve missed you. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3045 Everyone passes gas. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3046 so, do you consider yourself more round or flat? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3047 Feels like you have a black hole inside you? I can totally relate. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3048 Yours? It’s called a cosmo. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3049 String theory? I think you are more strung out. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3050 Just wait till I get my hands on that Hal! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3051 So you don’t think your drinking is spiraling out of control? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3052 Why can't we do anything in my neighborhood? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3053 Why are you always so distant. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3054 Your aura is out of this world. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3055 I’m sensing a void in our relationship 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3056 I know you have a lot going on, but you seem distant tonight 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3057 Really? You're knocking me for putting on a few pounds? How much have you expanded lately? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3058 You always do this. It’s like you suck the light out of every room. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3059 Excuse me, but what makes you think you're the center of the universe? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3060 This is not what I meant when I said I needed space 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3061 going to the black hole 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3062 I'm just saying we need some space. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3063 I know I suggested a dark, quiet corner but… 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3064 What difference does it make? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3065 So…tell me about your supermassive black hole. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3066 You looked better in your pictures." 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3067 I’m afraid of getting too close. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3068 I didn't realize you were essentially one big polycule. I guess I didn't know what to expect. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3069 What did you expect when you said, "Beam me up Scotty." 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3070 You're fun but I'm not feeling the big bang. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3071 Republicans believe the Earth is flat..... 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3072 So, do you think long distance relationship works? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3073 I can see that you're bright, but I still feel like I'm talking into a void. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3074 I just can't fill the void you're asking for. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3075 “Well age is just a number… a surprisingly freaking number.” 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3076 For a night owl, that is quite a solar plexus 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3077 I don’t know that I’m looking for my forever partner… 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3078 How dare you say I would be nothing without you. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3079 You look very dazzling tonight darling 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3080 You should smile more 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3081 For just once, I wish you’d swallow your pride instead of everything else. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3082 How many lightyears was your last relationship? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3083 So, what do you do for a living? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3084 Can you please stop moving just for a moment? I'm trying to see the whole universe in your eyes. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3085 You know, it's not like the sun rises and falls with every move you make. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3086 You just think you're everything, don't you? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3087 Would you like to share a main? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3088 You’ve asked that billions and billions of times already! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3089 I just don't think I'm capable of filling that void deep inside you. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3090 You don't look like your picture; you look more 'over-easy' than 'sunnyside up'! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3091 ... and I like to collect tchotchkes, you know, like those little Russian stacking dolls. But I've been hogging the conversation all evening. So tell me a little about yourself. Are you from around here? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3092 The universe does not revolve around you. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3093 I'm not looking for anything Sirius. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3094 You’re gonna drink yourself into oblivion “ 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3095 Call me uncaring, but at least I don't have a black hole for a heart. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3096 One of us has had enough. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3097 But where are you REALLY from? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3098 So then I guess me being lactose intolerant doesn’t really cause an issue. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3099 Let’s get separate checks 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3100 I’m so glad I expanded my search on Tinder 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3101 No, I am NOT a sucking black hole! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3102 Oh, Really? Well, I feel like I’ve been here for an eternity. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3103 I'm telling you the views are not any better in any alternate universe 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3104 All you ever do is talk in circles. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3105 I asked for a table with space, not a table in space.” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3106 OK, so my Chicken Parmesan isn't the best in the galaxy. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3107 Comet here often? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3108 You’re a great listener, but you don’t say much” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3109 What do you mean you have a dwarf fetish? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3110 Yeah I feel you 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3111 Man, can I just get the bill please? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3112 You don't look 40 trillion years old. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3113 Yea, right; out of this world, and I'm still stuck paying the bill again. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3114 Why do they always disappear just before paying their half? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3115 Another hinge fake profile pic… 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3116 In what universe do you break it off by stepping into a worm hole? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3117 A darker matter? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3118 Are you sure you're old enough to drink? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3119 Gertrude, I think I liked you better in life! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3120 Not what I was expecting from ordering "bottomless mimosas." 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3121 Sounds kinky, but I don't really want to go where no man has gone before. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3122 When I said I was looking for someone who would give me my space, this isn’t what I had in mind.. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3123 I feel like you orbit around me. I need a little space. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3124 Just so you know, I don't do Big Bangs on a first date. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3125 Your ad said you were a metrosexual with an interest in astronomy; but that wasn’t quite accurate, was it? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3126 You just feel so distant sometimes 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3127 First date and they’re out of this world. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3128 There's a lot more to you than meets the eye 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3129 I just don’t feel a spark. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3130 So, uh, are you from around here? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3131 I appreciate your bringing me here. Clarify for me how I am getting home again." 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3132 Are you listening to me? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3133 I am NOT going to let you suck me into this relationship again! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3134 You call that a big bang? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3135 I’m tired of you brushing off our connection as nothing more than me being a mortal conglomeration of your free floating particles. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3136 I know I stared first, but you don’t need to stare back. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3137 Yes…yes it’s all going to plan 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3138 Yes damn it, I’m sure I said “…with Miss Universe”. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3139 Do you expand on a first date? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3140 I also eat everything I can get. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3141 I thought I was having dinner with just A Star. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3142 There’s really no need to be offended. My profile clearly stated that I prefer nebulae. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3143 Enough already! Every bite can't be 'out of this world!' 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
3144 This isn’t what I meant when I said ‘I like the Restaurant at the End of the Universe’. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3145 Nice restaurant, but it lacks atmosphere. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3146 I mean, you’re sucking the life out of me! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3147 Well, if I’m being honest, you’re kind of a lot. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3148 ‘Of all the gin joints in all the universe…you had to walk into mine’. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3149 Yeah,the Martini’s are sublime, the service impeccable, but it has no atmosphere! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3150 I don't care if you're a black hole, a new galaxy, or some sort of Rorschach test, you're not getting in my pants tonight. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3151 Galaxy schmalixy--I might as well be talking to a black hole. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3152 I’m sure you are aware that your thinking is innately nebulous. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3153 Don't try to tell me Time Management isn't important! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3154 This date, it's just spiraling... 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3155 Well, maybe I'm not really 6 feet. But your not really 35, are you? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3156 The cocktail is called the Stat Gazer 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3157 Oh you don’t say. I’m also an impenetrable abyss from which no light can escape. W-what is it you do again? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3158 The only black hole I know of is the one in your pocket when it’s time to pay the tab. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3159 I’ve had my eye on you for a long time. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3160 I hear you but this is not the time or space to have this conversation. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3161 I wish you’d chew the food instead of swallowing everything while. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3162 So. What are your thoughts on this whole Tiktok thing? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3163 Oh, no, I didn’t mean to suggest you were ‘infinitely’ expanding. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3164 NOVA, You don't look so Super to me! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3165 I don’t think long distance will work. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3166 For the last time: No, your outfit does not make you look like you're expanding. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3167 I ordered you a drink. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3168 Wait.. wait... don't tell me. I'm trying to guess if I was a tax accountant in this version or a secret spy 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3169 I just don’t know if you’re the gal(axy) for me 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3170 So the Bing Bang is just a theory, eh? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3171 Well if you really do live 'light years' away, next time have a little consideration for me and leave your place earlier. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3172 Sometimes I feel like on Mars 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3173 Oh, tell me more about how your "depths contain multitudes". 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3174 Light years are getting shorter. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3175 I don't care if its special or general relativity, I'm not comfortable dating you with this new theory of yours. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3176 This table is for two, how many are you? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3177 You said that you liked cuddling on the couch and walks on the beach!! 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3178 Next time, we go to my place ! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3179 You look light years apart from your profile picture. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3180 Same for me, it’s been light years since I went on a date. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3181 I am also tired of people filling me up with their matters. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3182 I just feel you’re becoming more and more distant 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3183 The pig said my wife is a slut. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3184 But you DIDN’T have my back! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3185 I’ve always felt the universe revolves around me. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3186 Just because you are a supernova,don 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3187 The possibilities are endless 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
3188 How did we get here? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3189 Nice view - but it has no atmosphere. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3190 Look, I don't want to get sucked into a whole thing here ok? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3191 I'd invite you back to my place, but it's already part of you. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3192 Hey, don't try to take advantage of me, I don't buy that "my way or the Milky way" crap. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3193 At least I'm not eating alone tonight 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3194 I've never had dinner with a "white hole" before. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3195 Are you even listening to me? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3196 I thought you said you had read some stellar reviews of this place on the Comet page!" Robert Jamieson, Montrea 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3197 It's not you. I'm just over the idea of another starry-eyed relationship. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3198 Sometimes, I feel like you’re in a far-away galaxy. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3199 It's always everything or nothing with you. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3200 this is my home 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3201 Do we have time for an after dinner drink? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3202 I should have payed more attention to all those articles about problems with dating apps. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3203 It’s a nice place to dine but there’s no atmosphere.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3204 Interesting. So did I mention I made my first million when I was only 25? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3205 I heard he food here was out of this world! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3206 So when you said your name was "Galaxy" on the tinder, I thought you were just "out" there a little bit sooooo... 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3207 Astral reflux again? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3208 Please tell me we're going somewhere a little more down-to-earth for dessert. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3209 Why are you aVOIDing me? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3210 That's not what I meant when I said that I wanted A Milky Way. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3211 Wow! What kind of tea is this? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3212 Oh no! My third wish was dinner with the Galaxy soccer team! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3213 I'm sorry but I have to end things. This relationships is just sucking all my energy. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3214 Get a grip, Andromeda! Your're spiraling out of control! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3215 You look 100 million years younger in person. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3216 In this Universe, we take turns paying the bill 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3217 I feel like you're moving away from me. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3218 I hope you don't kiss your mother with that event horizon 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3219 What’s your zodiac sign? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3220 Ok. So you’re the center of the universe…big deal. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3221 Why do we always have to discuss dark matters? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3222 I’ve never heard of the Latter Day Aints? Tell me more… 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3223 I don't care if I 'started it', quit staring back at me! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3224 I know you are famous but, trust me, I am not starstruck 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3225 Undoing the top button really helps with constant expansion 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3226 Fine, blame dark energy. All I know is that you've seemed increasingly distant. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3227 You call this a well-ordered universe? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3228 You just think you're the moon and the stars, don't you? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3229 I am NOT a black hole of emotional need! 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
3230 I don't see how you could need more space. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3231 Admit it. You've got a problem. You're drinking like a black hole. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3232 Keeping me waiting for an entire millennium puts you in a different category of hole as far as I'm concerned." 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3233 I'll admit it, you make me feel small 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3234 I remember you from that TV show, 'Cosmos.' 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3235 You really do think everything revolves around you. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3236 Yeah, my day was pretty busy too. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3237 No one’s way is *that* milky! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3238 Just because our waiter seemed to have disappeared into a black hole doesn’t mean you have to! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3239 I feel you are putting allot of distance between us. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3240 Sometimes I just feel like I'm getting nowhere with you. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3241 But you said you weren't hungry. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3242 Yes, we're massive, but there's still no attraction. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3243 Oh, oh - so it wasn't an insurrection? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3244 My last girlfriend sucked the joy out of me. What's your plan? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3245 Sometimes I feel like we are light years away… 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3246 How much longer are you going to try and milk that excuse? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3247 Where’s my spaghetti?! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3248 Melanie, when you referred to the final frontier, I had no idea. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3249 No! You do not light up my life 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3250 Sorry, you look a billion light years older than your profile picture. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3251 7 Billion kids? No that’s not an issue. I love kids 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3252 I can't wait 50 million light years for an answer. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3253 You seem pretty spaced out right now. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3254 You don’t scare me! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3255 It's nice to meet someone else with a midlife crisis. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3256 Feels like an eternity since our last date. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3257 If a black hole comes by, I’m out of here. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3258 What do you think of Beyoncé? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3259 You're taking everything with so much gravity, Stephen 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3260 I always knew you were interested in dark matter. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3261 Maybe we should consider the buffet. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3262 Yes, only three stars. But they are Michelin. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3263 Is it just me or has this date taken a real red shift? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3264 I just think you’re growing more distant 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3265 Stop staring, Void, it's rude. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3266 "Could you at least wait until we get home before you start to spiral?" 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3267 Remember, you're on a low-galaxy diet. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3268 Sure, the restaurant's nice, but it took me forever to get here 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3269 Damn it, Lexie, you think everything revolves around you! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3270 It feels like my words go in one vortex and out the other. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3271 You seem great, I’m just not really into astrology 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3272 I’m so wearing that outfit for Halloween 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3273 Well, I’m a pretty big deal at my office. This whole new project revolves around me. How about you? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3274 How was your Cosmospolitan? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3275 As one goes forward in time, the net entropy of any isolated system will always increase. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3276 When you said you were #teamgalaxy I thought you meant the phone 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3277 Staring into space 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3278 You seem a million miles away tonight. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3279 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to date Miss Universe! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
3280 I'm pretty sure I ordered the other type of mushrooms... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3281 That’s right, my name is Hubble, Edwin Hubble… why else would I ask you out for a drink? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3282 You said you weren't hungry. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3283 You seem awfully spacey today 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3284 I just wish we'd go to one of MY favorite spots sometimes. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3285 Did I really just get catfished by the universe? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3286 But enough about me, let's talk about you. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3287 I've dated a lot of women who thought they were the center of the universe, but you're really the whole shebang! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3288 I am sensing a gravitational attraction 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3289 Where do you go for vacation? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3290 You should have told me to bring my sunglasses. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3291 I would rather have what your having. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3292 I knew you needed more than a “little” space! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3293 I know you are mostly empty on the inside. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3294 Unfortunately, I think any relationship would be geographically unacceptable. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3295 What? You think everything revolves around you? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3296 I have many existential questions to ask you 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3297 Well, I would be comfortable with a long distance relationship 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3298 Why must you begin with a big bang? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3299 You look out of this world. I can’t live without you!” “It’s over. I need to expand 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3300 I thought we could settle this amicably over a couple of drinks. But l see we’re light years apart. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3301 We have no future: You are too self-absorbed… 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3302 I love you. You are the universe to me. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3303 Can we just have a pleasant evening without you going on about your expanding waistline? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3304 You didnt mention you were a Universalist on your Jdate Profile 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3305 I hope this place offers a bottomless pit menu. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3306 Our age difference might get some funny looks 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3307 I have had too much to drink! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3308 If I’m lucky, maybe I’ll make it to first space tonight. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3309 You think the whole world revolves around you, don’t you? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3310 Do you understand the gravity of the situation? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3311 Where in the world have you been all my life? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3312 I can’t do this anymore. It just feels like we are worlds apart. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3313 I'm lucky this is an all you can drink buffet bar. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3314 I’m gonna do a little expanding here too. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3315 The only thing I miss about earth is the fine cheeses.” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3316 You're cute, but my ex-galaxy sent me a message 14 million years ago, and I just got it. We're getting back together. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3317 There are many alternative galaxies that are attractive. Most do not drink. I think we should stop seeing each other. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3318 Why are you so distant these days? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3319 I’m sorry — Black Holes buy. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3320 'must be awfully lonely, being such a big star' 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3321 13 billion years old? You don't look a day over nine billion. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3322 You always do that when the check comes. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3323 What happened to the food? It was just here… 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3324 I asked the waiter for a cosmo not a cosmos. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3325 Do you have any hobbies? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3326 The fact that my existence does not create a sense of obligation in you is a bit off-putting. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3327 I know this will sound nebulous, but I need a little more space. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3328 She went to the bathroom like 2 hours ago... 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3329 Andromeda, I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe” 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3330 I'm now regretting, agreeing to going Dutch. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3331 When I won the raffle for a date with Miss Galaxy,I never expected you to come with the ravenous appetite of a black hole. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3332 At 39, you're already at warp speed. Slow down so we can have a normal conversation. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3333 Don’t you hate those people who suck all the air out of a room? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3334 The star # 2223 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3335 Do you come here often 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3336 This gives our relationship a whole new dimension. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3337 Okay, but it all seems nebulous to me. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3338 For as long as it took to get a reservation at this place,I was expecting a bit more atmosphere. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3339 Look..,I'm sorry I named a deadly virus after you...it wasn't personal. I just needed a catchy name. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3340 You light up my life "was just my cartoon caption, not a request 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3341 Even though you suck all the oxygen out of the room, I find I’m really attracted to you. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3342 Are you sure you’re ok? You’re consuming those drinks like they’re anti-matter or something! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3343 I have to say, I found your dating profile to be a bit nebulous. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3344 Don't do like last time & order everything. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3345 I'm not in such a good place myself. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3346 You’re too deep. Why can’t we just have a simple conversation? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3347 Why won't you let me in? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3348 Are you gonna eat that? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3349 I can already tell that you'll sweep me off my feet 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3350 I gave you the universe. Now you want a hybrid too? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3351 And another thing! You’re always showing off. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3352 You keep ordering,but never say a word. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3353 Ok, I get it. Everything DOES revolve around you! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3354 And I thought the sky is the limit, well cheers to that! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3355 The Schwarzschild metric is a load of crap, and let me tell you why… 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3356 : "No Muriel, YOU'RE the void in our relationship..." 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3357 You’re in a world of trouble…! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3358 You're a refreshing change from the black holes I am ususally set up with. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3359 I have a busy schedule too. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3360 I had no idea this dating app was out of this world, much less out of this galaxy! How do you like the view? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3361 There you go again, sucking all the energy out of the room. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3362 I’m guessing you’ll have the entire menu. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3363 You've got some dark matter in your teeth. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3364 I hate this event horizon! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3365 Oh, not again. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3366 Don’t give me that “I need more space” excuse 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3367 I'm not picking up the tab for you. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3368 When I said I wanted to date someone out of this world...this is not what I had in mind. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3369 I asked how deep your hole is not for a physics lecture 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3370 Good looks, yeah. I'm still God. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3371 Let's test that theory that no one can hear you scream. I'm wearing white socks with brown shoes. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3372 When you said you had an aura about you, I didn’t think to take it literally. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3373 You look absolutely radiant my dear. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3374 "I think that extra-extra dry martini caused you to vaporize" 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3375 I had my doubts about Elijah, but now I'm pretty sure." Lars Munch, Wilmington, D 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3376 You are vortex of need 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3377 You suck the life out of everything 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3378 Where is this relationship going? I feel like we’re just spinning. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3379 I know you're a galaxy, but you're acting like a blackhole! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3380 You, Me, the Vastness of Space....none of it really matters when compared to a great Rob Roy! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3381 I hear the "crab nebula" is excellent. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3382 Albert's date with AI 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3383 Got a friend who’s not so old? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3384 Must you always make a show of yourself? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3385 We don’t have to split the check. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3386 The date’s over? I thought you said I was gonna go where no man has gone before ! 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3387 This relationship has infinite possibilities. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3388 Yeah, sure, I get it - everything is relative - but this does kind of put a different spin on things, don’t you think? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3389 You may think you've seen it all, but I have a YouTube video that shows verifiable proof of flat earth. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3390 Well, I guess it’s not just on dating apps that I’m talking into a void. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3391 Of all the gin joints in the universe, you walk in to mine. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3392 Not what I was thinking when you suggested a night cap 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3393 Just because we won the pub quiz it doesn't make you a star. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3394 You're too dark for me 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3395 I'm simply not interested in a "meteororcre" relationship. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
3396 You said we could see other people during the day… 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3397 Kate? 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
3398 You really think you're the center of the universe, don't you? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3399 I’m not saying this just to flatter you, but you mean the world to so many people 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3400 You’re even more vast than your online picture…! 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
3401 Are you for real? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3402 Whether you like it or not, Janet - we’re growing apart, and it’s accelerating. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3403 You know, you’re everything to me. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3404 I'll have one of everything. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3405 I said I wanted sesame bread 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3406 Will you stop acting like you're the center of the universe? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3407 Get over yourself. You think EVERYTHING revolves around you. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3408 You have some spinach stuck between your bands. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3409 You don’t seem to understand the gravity of our situation. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3410 Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3411 This relationship was strained from the beginning 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3412 I sold my Knicks courtside tickets for your bling, Connie. But it's never enough, is it? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3413 You say I act like I’m the center of the universe, but you act like you ARE the universe! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3414 I just don’t feel that you have depth. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3415 So I take it you don’t use an iPhone? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
3416 Seriously, how old are you? Really. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3417 You looked about 13 billion years younger in your profile pic. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3418 You're not being dense. Trust me. My ex was a black hole. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3419 You misheard. I said black hole. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3420 Too much? Oh no, you look great. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3421 Wow, did you lose weight? You look Hawkings radiant. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3422 I always knew you would be out of this world. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3423 Spook me once, spook me twice. Pour the drinks, it won’t be thrice! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3424 It’s lonely at the top.” 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3425 Just to get it straight… the meaning of life is definitely 42, yeah? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3426 I feel like I’m in a deep black hole date. It seems like you’re spacing out. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3427 Oh, so the bearded guy in all your Hinge photos is your dad? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3428 We're done! You suck the life out of the room. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3429 Do you have singular or multiple cognition? 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
3430 You encompass all forms of matter and energy? How about you encompass the check? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3431 Are you even listening? I swear, sometimes it seems like you're lightyears away from me. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3432 Still hungry, I guess? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3433 You know that’s not what I meant when I called your sister a heavenly body. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3434 You kinda seem like you think your the center of the Universe. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3435 You look nothing like your online photo. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3436 Sooo...my place or your galaxy? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3437 Well MY world doesn't revolve around you. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3438 Will you be back in time for dessert? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3439 Well, you're not what I expected either. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3440 I don't care how BIG you are, it's your turn to cover the tab. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3441 Do you ever get that sinking feeling that there is a black hole deep inside? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3442 But you don’t look a year more than seven billion! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3443 How many times do I have to tell you that my name is NOT James Webb? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3444 That's such a nebulous question. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3445 I think we should see other nebulae. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3446 I know I’m not as deep as the guys you usually date. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3447 The age on your dating profile said 35. How was I supposed to know you meant millions of light years? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3448 Interstellar Tinder catfish 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3449 Well you think the whole world revolves around you. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3450 Like most men.. I’m simply looking for a hole. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
3451 I’m fine. I just wish that, for once, you’d come to my house for a drink 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3452 can’t wait to see the black hole! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3453 I don’t know, it’s just lately I am finding our relationship a little nebulous. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3454 Not a whole lot to say? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3455 Darling, I can see an eye when I look in your galaxy. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3456 You weren’t kidding about “out of this world ethereal.” 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3457 we can't go on meeting like this every 10 million years. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3458 Oh that’s rich Betty, I’m the one who’s been distant lately? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3459 I do too contain multitudes. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3460 Could you just answer one of my questions? It's like talking to a black hole! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3461 I asked for a blind date with someone Androgynous not with Andromeda 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3462 When you get that far-away look, where do you go? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3463 I haven’t dated outside the Milky Way. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3464 It could never work. It's not you. I'm galactose intolerant. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3465 Why do you loose your essence when I mention MAGA? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3466 ``Your personal ad didn't mention the commute.'' 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3467 I’m just sensing that your vibe is giving off a lot of dark energy. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3468 I certainly did not pick this table so far from the waiter"s view... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3469 Go ahead and leave me! There are hundreds of billions more in line behind you. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3470 I need a gal, not a galaxy! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3471 That steak was out of this world! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3472 What's wrong? You seem distant. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3473 Quit being so nebulous. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3474 You know, your comments are always so nebulous. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3475 My date with destiny. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3476 Now I see why that waiter never came back. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3477 Enough with the expansive act! Your heart is just a black hole. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3478 I’ve had enough of the gaslighting 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3479 Sorry I’m late, I thought your Tinder was joking when it said 24 million miles away. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3480 I drive a BMW. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3481 Beam me down, Scotty! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3482 You thought the Fireball Tequila was too hot! Look what it did to my neck! Harry Benner Chevy Chase 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3483 Cosmo, I want to order my entree this eon. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3484 Yeah, I realize that you are disappointed that I am not Neil DeGrasse Tyson but you certainly arent the Crab Nebula. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3485 I said, it doesn’t matter where we eat — not, let’s eat where there’s no matter. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3486 You're blushing. Don't give me that red shift crap. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3487 I've been looking to fill a hole in my life. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3488 You’re acting like you’re the center of the universe 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3489 Will you please stop gazing back into me? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3490 So you’re telling me Carl at work is not worth worrying about? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3491 Eating and sharing quisine with our Galaxy is always interesting. You never know where the ingredients come from. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3492 You don't like your Cosmospolitan? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3493 I've come a long ways to be here with you. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3494 I'm tired of you always needing more space. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3495 This isn't working. It's like there's a black hole at your center. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3496 You're an enchanting mystery to me Annie.May I call you Annie? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3497 This is the worst black hole date ever. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3498 Black hole or no black hole, if you're running late, call or text. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3499 You don’t need to go all “supernova” on me every time we have the slightest disagreement. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3500 Others at this speed dating event are infinitely more interesting. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3501 You're taking away all the light conversation. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3502 You’re like a million miles away this evening. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3503 These conversations always spiral out of control with you. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3504 I said to take the milk away 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3505 I'm sorry...damned autocorrect. I wanted a 'Black Hoe" on my dating profile. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3506 Nobody cares if your dress clashes with the decor!! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3507 What say we go dancing! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3508 Where am I? I thought I was meeting an angel. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3509 You’re not the center of the universe! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3510 Tell me more about your supermassive black hole. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3511 You can’t hide, Lars, not even in a zillion light years! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3512 You always think you are the center of the universe. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3513 When your date sucks you into a conversation...literally. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3514 You are acting so distant. Did I say anything wrong ? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3515 Your profile said you were expanding in the universe, but it is clear that you are not, you’re collapsing into yourself! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3516 No, I’m NOT having a heavenly time! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3517 The New Yorker did say this restaurant was out of this world . 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3518 I was expecting a black hole 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3519 Your profile was less than stellar. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3520 Oh please, you can't believe anything my mother's ectoplasm says. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3521 Please don’t take All You Can Eat so literally, it’s embarrassing “ 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3522 Your profile said you were a black hole, but, I don’t know, it looks pretty white to me. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3523 I came for closure, not to be sucked in again. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3524 I'll have what you're drinking. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3525 I thought you would be far, far away. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3526 Speed Dating in the 22nd Century 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3527 Alright, don't be so bloody mysterious, anyway. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3528 HEY SIRI, 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3529 Stop with the Dry January already. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3530 But you promised it would be just the two of us!” Jaime Gutierrez Rodriguez, Philadelphia, P 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3531 42. 42. 42! 42?! 42. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3532 I don’t suck. You suck. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3533 Well sure, I suppose I could use some space, too. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3534 All I’m saying is that just because you’re expanding at a faster rate than originally predicted doesn’t give you the right to hog all the covers! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3535 Do you always have to order a Milky Way Martini? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3536 Just when were you going to tell me you had 10,000 babies in the star nursery? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3537 there’s been a gaping hole in my life 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3538 Yes, you’ve made it very clear. You need more space. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3539 I too have a black hole at my center 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3540 No! You’re a little space!!! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3541 You don’t look like your James Webb Telescope photo. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3542 I know your profile said you want to grow together, but I need some space and time to myself. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3543 Do you want children? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3544 One drink and you become such a flamer! 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
3545 Wow! You ARE a hungy hole!! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3546 Now don't go inward again! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3547 dinner by the andromeda? i guess you could say our relationship is moving at the speed of light 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3548 I love you, but sometimes you feel unknowable 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3549 James? Who's James? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3550 No, I've got other plans for after dinner. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3551 You’re the only one that understands me 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3552 I need more space 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3553 You have a hole near one of your galaxies. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3554 Fine, I lied about my weight. But are you really only 5 billions years old? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3555 Well, for starters, the prices are astronomical, and there is no atmosphere! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3556 "My profile SAID I'm lactose intolerant." 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3557 I can give cosmos a try, but I need to be honest..I'm usually a bourbon guy. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3558 I do love you. I just think we need some space. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3559 I contain multitudes, too, Paul. I'm just not a drama queen. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3560 So it comes down to my Gray Matter against your Dark Matter. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3561 I SWEAR sometimes it’s like you’re a million miles away when I try to talk to you! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3562 What ? Did I use the wrong pronoun ? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3563 What do you mean you need more space ? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3564 Every thing you are saying is over my head. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3565 So, are you into astrology at all? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3566 I know I said I was ready for a commitment, but I didn’t think it would be measured in eons. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3567 So,is this your first date via astral projection? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3568 I really hate when you're all holier-than-thou. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3569 They say there’s a new state of matter, but I guess you already knew that. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3570 I’ll never complain to the Maitre d again about having a table too close to the kitchen. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3571 You used to mean the world to me. But not anymore. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3572 What do you mean the world is supposed to revolve around you?! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3573 I have a black hole at my core too. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3574 Please take a seat….ahhhh you sucked in this chair also. Susan, you will get me banned from the restaurant at the end of the Universe! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3575 I’m an Aries, what are you? Oh, you’re all of them? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3576 Janet, I’m so tired of hearing about a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3577 Oh man, how I wish now I’d taken an Astronomy course back in college. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3578 But you're the Milky Way, how can you be fleshing?! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3579 So... I'm a Capricorn. What about you? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3580 Your eyes twinkle like stars. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3581 But in your profile, you said you were only 1.5 billion years old. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3582 Let the waiter out of the black hole, I want to order some food. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3583 so what's new in Aethopia? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3584 One hundred milligrams of THC was way too much Mr. Eclipse" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3585 Why am I to believe you are female? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3586 Black holes are no excuse for being six billion years late. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3587 You may be the coach, but I'm the owner! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3588 You think you are special! Well there are 125 billion others as galactic as you out there. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3589 That's not the black hole I'm talking about. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3590 So you say I am but a speck in the universe, but you still expect me to pick up the check? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3591 How many rings is enough for you? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3592 I know you’re forty million years sober, Vivian. But the light from your falling-over-drunk days has reached me and made my life into a living hell. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3593 Alice, you just take take take and never give anything back. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3594 I’ve been warned that your heart is just a black hole. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3595 Your profile said you were only 1 billion years old. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3596 The more I give, the more you take. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3597 Why is it you always bring up your former nebulae? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3598 You really suck up the atmosphere everywhere we go. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3599 John's long walk through the black hole of the universe would begin after he had his macaroni and cheese. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3600 I've been hoping to create a long-term relationship with a universe, and I think you might just be that universe. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3601 This isn’t what I had in mind when your profile said you’ve got a broad and expansive worldview. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3602 I won't laugh because your an alien. I saw you on the dating app. Please come out from behind the lunar cloud. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3603 You can't suck me in with your lies. And there are no universal truths. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3604 I don't care how old you are, you are the one billion for me! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3605 I am starting to date again after separating from an emotionally unavailable universe that was much older than me. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3606 I hope the Food is better than the Ambience! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3607 Long distance relationships never work. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3608 Dr Strange on a date with John Cena 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3609 I gave you the world. You act like that's no big thing ... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3610 Who needs candlelight when I have you? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3611 Now don't go all nebulae on me! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3612 I don't know. You seem sort of distant, like everything revolves around you. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3613 You lied on your profile. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3614 Oh, you really have a big hole! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3615 what do you mean “a milky way”? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3616 All you do is take. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3617 I think the acid finally kicked in cause this ain't normal, but like, woah.... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3618 The gravity of this conversation has gotten me on edge. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3619 When we run out of words, I often find myself staring into space. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3620 You are beautiful. I am absolutely star-struck. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3621 I’ve told you before, they don’t serve Andromeda wine here. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3622 Funny,we both have black holes at our core. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3623 So your brother's name is Black Hole and Milky Way is a distant relative? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3624 You know you're not the center of the universe, right? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3625 I just want you to know: you’re my everything. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3626 I ordered my egg scrambled. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3627 Where did you find this place?? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3628 But I ghosted you! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3629 I heard that the food here is out of this world 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3630 Another round will not fix the black hole at your core. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3631 No, I said you’re the only GAL I SEE myself with. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3632 The doc said my vision could return in days. So what was it that you wanted to talk about? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3633 I’m so glad I’ve met someone who doesn’t think the world revolves around them 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3634 Why do my words seem to always be lost in a Black Hole, Martha?” 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3635 Next time, wait until our dinners are served. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3636 Drinking to oblivion 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3637 Keep that black hole away from me. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3638 staring into your eyes is like staring into the abyss 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3639 Up next on Dining with the Stars 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3640 When you ordered a Cosmo, I didn't realize we had to travel this far. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3641 This is much better. It used to be like talking to a black hole. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3642 So, I was told you could WOW me? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3643 Now you're just being nebulous. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3644 Okay, for you, dark matter is a big deal. Well where I come from it's dark matters. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3645 And here I thought a 'black hole' was just an overpriced rum and coke! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3646 Are you even listening?" 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3647 You hid it well,but i think you are a bit of a space cadet 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3648 Like I really want to hear about your big bang! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3649 Honestly, I wasn't sure what to expect when your dating profile said you love "out of this world" experiences. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3650 I think they meant ‘all-you-can-eat’ figuratively. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3651 It's like most of you is not there. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3652 Then where did all the money go? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3653 I think my date might be out of this world 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3654 Happens every time you drink cosmos. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
3655 How's life going? Mine's kind of a void,how 'bout you? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3656 Sorry,but I need someone more down to earth. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3657 Your choices aren't infinite! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3658 When you said you were into telescopes, I thought you meant something a little more risqué 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3659 No more of your metaphysical bullshit! I just wanna know why I have a latte and you have a really cool cocktail. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3660 Do you have friends like me on other planets? 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
3661 You’re out of this world, Alice. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3662 Alright, alright. You ARE the most beautiful galaxy in the UNIVERSE, 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3663 So *this* is your way of telling me you need more space? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3664 Well, in THIS space-time continuum, people find me amusing. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3665 I think you're super, Nova. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3666 What’s funny about an All-Powerful Being having a spiral galaxy out for drinks? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3667 This is gonna be complicated. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3668 Waiter, that’s the third date that’s disappeared at this restaurant this month! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3669 Cruise-ship nut jobs! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3670 I totally understand you'd need lots of space for us to have a relationship. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3671 We should decide what we want to order... the waiter is only 5,000 light years away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3672 Look, I'd like to believe you, but the science isn't there yet. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3673 I just can't get my arms around this relationship. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3674 Will you please stop spinning around, you're making me dizzy. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3675 All I asked for was near the window! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3676 And what's your rising sign? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3677 You don’t look at all like your photo. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3678 Gee, I don't why people call you very vacuous. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3679 Your life is spiraling out of control. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3680 Now you're just trying to make me feel small. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3681 That would make me the LEAST happy man in the universe 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3682 It's odd how so many people imagine me as a big old man with long hair, a beard, and a starburst around my head" 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3683 I just don't want to settle. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3684 Still waiting for you to stare back at me, Abby! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3685 No, the world does not revolve around you. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3686 I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3687 Don’t let age and distance ruin what we have. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3688 A drinking contest with a black hole is a no win situation. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3689 Your idea of a blind date is far out. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3690 Yeah? Well, I know you're just a black hole at heart. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3691 You aren't the center of the universe, you know. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3692 You think you're so vast and unknowable?! 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
3693 I’m just not like you, Dad! People aren’t naturally drawn to me 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3694 Andromeda, I assure you this place has a five-star rating in the Michelin Guide. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3695 All we ever do is talk about you, like you're the biggest thing in the universe. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3696 Don't Be Such an Egotist. Your NOT the Center of the Universe@! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3697 No, YOU"RE a dark hole! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3698 I ordered a Cosmo not a cosmonaut! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3699 I also feel there’s a black hole at my very center. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3700 They said you would be a milk person. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3701 Sorry Karen, but these intergalactic matchups never work out 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3702 So you think you'd like to go out on another date? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3703 « You can’t just shove all your feelings down a black hole. » 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3704 So your profile said you were 12.8 billion years old? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3705 Why always you? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3706 Just wait... The bread sticks are out of this world! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3707 I’m humbled to make your acquaintance, and am looking forward to wherever this journey of discovery leads. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3708 There you go, gaslighting me again. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3709 No, I don’t have any cookies. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3710 I’m sorry, but I found that answer somewhat nebulous. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3711 I see that martini’s got your head spinning. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3712 You picked this restaurant Marge, so stop whining. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3713 It doesn't make my problems any less significant 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3714 This diet is killing me. You look like a bagel with cream cheese. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3715 You seem bright enough but your conversational skills need help. Monette Johnson, St. Paul, MN 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3716 Frankly. I think we need more space 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3717 I don’t think I like the idea of a whirlwind romance. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3718 Lost in translation 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3719 I don't think we should see each other anymore, I find your views slightly nebulous 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3720 Great ambiance here, don't you agree? I SAID GREAT AMBIANCE HERE, DON'T YOU...... 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3721 I just feel like when I’m starting to get a grasp on who you are, you pull away from me. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3722 Wow! A whole galaxy. You know I live in a planet…maybe you heard of it? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3723 You know how you’re the Milky Way and I’m lactose intolerant? That’s what makes me a bad boy. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3724 I just feel like you are draining my energy 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3725 I'm glad we are doing this. Can you explain to me in simple terms "insurance" 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3726 I’m here to tell you that you’ve gone too far, Elon 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3727 I guess your stars are never aligned. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3728 I was expecting this date to be void of any real connection but you’re deep! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3729 You're just not as brilliant as I once thought. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3730 I was hoping you will bring your Guardians with you 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3731 Where will all this take us? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3732 You're not all that. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3733 And you’re telling me, they didn’t offer you a seat?! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3734 I Love You Infinity, and Beyond” 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3735 I told you we needed a reservation 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3736 You look more supermassive than your pictures. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3737 I didn't even want a galaxy. I wished for an iPhone 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3738 I said that you mean the world to me. I should have know that wouldn't be enough. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3739 Your nebulous profile really intrigued me. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3740 My name is Trump and I’m from Uranus. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3741 I just feel like I’m speaking into a void when we go out. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3742 Are you OK? I’m getting a little hot in here. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3743 Your online profile said you’re 39 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3744 I was going to offer you the world but... 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3745 I see the stars in your eyes, but I’m worried if we get close, our relationship will be too consuming. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3746 I’m afraid we’re light years from doing a deal like that. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3747 So ‘glad’ my ocular migraine could save me a seat. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3748 Didn't realize 'meditation is the universe observing itself' would be over drinks. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3749 I know I said I was into astrology, but you're trying too hard now 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3750 You better not order 48 oysters. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3751 Did you watch the debate? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3752 What do you mean? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3753 It’s not all about you. It’s not like you’re the center of the universe. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3754 I'll have the soup du année-lumière. You? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3755 You’ve done it again - sucked all the oxygen out of the room. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3756 No, I don’t think your rotation curve makes you look massive —just milky, the way I like it. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3757 Don't think I don't know what you're up to! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3758 So your bio said you are a horse girl? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3759 Try to avoid a black hole this time. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3760 Slow your roll, okay? I don't become "one with" anyone on the first date. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3761 The genie warned me of my last wish of " Wanting a dinner night out with huge Star " 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3762 When were you gong to tell me you were so big? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3763 But don't you think Milkie with ie is cuter? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3764 I thought you were from Venus, Texas. Does this mean we are incompatible? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3765 This is the last time we do take out. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3766 OK, for once and for all -- God or Big Bang? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3767 I know that your online post said you were magical, but this isn’t exactly what I expected! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3768 Andromeda's profile pic was 2.5 million years old before he swiped right. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3769 We’re not going to get into that old “origins” argument again are we? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3770 Don’t try to draw me into your view on this. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3771 WOW! Did you hear that big bang? Someone must have dropped something on the kitchen. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3772 You think everything revolves around you, don’t you?” Or: “(because I’m too lazy to do this twice!) “ Nope, I’m not getting sucked into that conversation again. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3773 Your appearance is bright, but I know your heart is black. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3774 I guess my friends were right when they said to ask the universe 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3775 I'm actually more of an iPhone guy. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3776 If this doesn’t work out, I don’t know what will. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3777 Well, you didn't lie about being an old soul. It's the "deep and dark" part I'm not understanding. You truly are an enigma. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3778 Take your time mate 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3779 You haven't been commenting on my tweets... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3780 'Okay, yeah. ... I get it, you need your space'. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3781 You act like everything I say is infinitely small and infinitely dense! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3782 What drinks are served out of this world? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3783 Even sitting at the same table with you, it feels like we're light years apart. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3784 Frankly, I have 400 billion reasons. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3785 Would I love you if you were a worm? Babe, you're my whole universe. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3786 We tried. I can't live like this anymore, goddammit. I need some space. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3787 How long have you been waiting? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3788 It's great that all googleplex of you and I could finally meet in person. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3789 Well, I’m not sure I can date someone who doesn’t think my existence is significant. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3790 My mother wasn't exaggerating when she said that you were out of this world! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3791 Star Wars v. Star Trek? It's a false dichotomy. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3792 So you survived your fight with that black hole? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3793 I can’t do this long distance thing anymore, I’m just not in the right space and it has created a real void in our relationship" 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3794 Is today our first date or 1216.23 light years ago? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3795 What’s wrong? You seem so distant tonight. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3796 I'm guessing your alot older than you look 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3797 You don't look a light year over 10 billion. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3798 Gut health is paramount,that's my biome. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3799 Not in a million years did I ever think that I would be sitting at a table in the middle of nowhere drinking coffee and talking to and nebula. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3800 How is 'you mean the world to me' patronizing? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3801 What’s a swirl like you doing with a guy like me? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3802 Your profile said you were 32 years old… not 32 TRILLION years old 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3803 I know you think you see everything, but that was not me. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3804 In your pictures you weren’t this big 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3805 It’s not my fault you had to have a second dessert 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3806 Over time, I feel like you keep getting further and further away from me. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3807 I’m pretty sure you’re wrong. Let me explain a light year to you. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3808 But I thought you said we had infinite possibilities. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3809 Surely, we have more in common than a bunch of exploding gases. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3810 Has anyone told You that You have a galactic Persona...? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3811 I usually go Dutch on the first date... are you good with that? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3812 All those metaphors in your profile make a lot more sense now. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3813 This is not what I meant when I said "let's use Zoom"!! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3814 That tops the bathroom break excuse. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3815 So, tell me a little bit about yourself. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3816 Well, I kept my word and when I promised you the stars." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3817 dine outer space 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3818 What have you done with Rod Serling? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3819 So next time I won't reserve a table for two, away from the kitchen. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3820 Stick with me kid. I'll make you a star! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3821 I found your profile enlightening yet nebulous. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3822 I get it. It’s a crab house. But if you tell everyone your Crab Nebula joke again, I’m leaving. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3823 I may not have a neck, but at least I chew my food instead of swallowing everything whole 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3824 Fine! Be like that. You always have to outshine me. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3825 Why do we even come here? The atmosphere sucks and the service takes forever. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3826 You're older than your pictures. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3827 You know that I think the world of you, don't you? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3828 You can be so controlling. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3829 These days I guess you even have to specify for type of hole... 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3830 I ordered Nova LOX!!! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3831 did you order a Cosmos? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3832 Fred, you really are a galactic bore tonight. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3833 That Cosmo hit different 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3834 You see me now? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3835 Did you have trouble finding the place? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3836 And people always called me the emotional Black Hole. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3837 I give and I give and I give…. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3838 All these millennia gone by and you’re the same crazy swirling blast of hot gases. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3839 This must be moonshine on steroids!! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3840 OK, for the sake of discussion we'll agree your moral arc bends toward justice. What else you got? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3841 It’s just that your profile picture was spiral yet here you are clearly elliptical. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3842 You don’t have to make it all about yourself. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3843 Yes, I agree you're finally on your way to stardom." 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3844 A dinner apéritif seems timely to me.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3845 You seemed a lot younger in your profile picture. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3846 You seem to be lost in space today. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3847 I just wanna clear this up: when I said I was 48 you know I didn’t mean 48 billion, right? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3848 Time just elapses when we’re together baby. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3849 I think I’ll discover you carry a lot of dark energy. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3850 You're calling me narrow-minded for thinking globally? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3851 We're through. I'm seeing a supernova. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3852 Sorry I'm late, you wouldn't believe the traffic getting out of the Milky Way. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3853 Well, I've certainly enjoyed this chat with the great Stephen Hawking 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3854 When you said you were "curvy and voluptuous," I didn't think you'd be this massive. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3855 Unfortunately, you and I are not in the same orbit. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3856 'I often feel I am being pulled into a black hole, but you...' 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3857 I'm just going to say it. You're Andromeda queen. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3858 « Quit staring » 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3859 This date with the destiny thing is lame. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3860 I 've heard the dark matter is delicious! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3861 Black hole sun, I asked "won't you come, won't you come." But I didn't mean for dinner. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3862 Taking tomorrow off? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3863 You mean the world to me. Is that not enough?" 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3864 I could sense your aura when I swiped right. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3865 I should tell you now that I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3866 The telescope adds a few, my distant friends say I don’t look a day over 13b years. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3867 All Holes" matter, not just "Black Holes. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3868 Our relationship is nebulous at best! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3869 Who do you think you are, Miss Universe? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3870 A black hole for a blind date! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3871 So, you said your name is Destiny? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3872 Next time, I'll also get the cosmo. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3873 I know you’ve come a long way to meet me, but here on Earth we have to order from the menu. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3874 I might be 'no Carl Sagan' but at least I'm not expanding faster than a balloon animal at a street fair. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3875 I don't care if you are a star, we're still going Dutch. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3876 Are you sure you don't have my other sock. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3877 There's no way I'm gonna date you for 4 billion more years! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3878 Is this the restaurant at the end of the universe? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3879 dsffdsfff 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3880 I just got out of a relationship with a real black hole. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3881 You never hear a word I've said 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3882 You think that's a big bang 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3883 I hope one day I finally understand that it’s okay to lose a war I was never meant to win... 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3884 As he explained that galaxies are only thousands of years old, she knew the date was doomed. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3885 I should probably tell you that your order will only reach the kitchen in 48 years. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3886 This isn’t working out… I can’t even talk to you. You just go on, and on, and on… 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3887 Why do i feel like staring into you? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3888 Well I’ve thrown all the other fish back, so this is my last attempt at finding my soulmate 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3889 You’ve just seemed so distant lately. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3890 I love you to your billions of moons and back. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3891 I would ask for your olive but it would most likely become a hole thing. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3892 I have my own life, Marla, I don’t orbit around you 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3893 If you didn't want to be here, you could've just had a girlfriend call. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3894 My Dinner with Andromeda 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3895 The real cause of the big bang: God tells his girlfriend he's seeing someone else. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3896 You were already high when you got here, weren’t you? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3897 I know you have a billion stars, but when people hear Milky Way, they still think candy bar. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3898 You don’t look like your profile picture ! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3899 I mean what's a couple hundred million years? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3900 I give and I give and you give nothing back! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3901 Don't you dare call me inscrutable... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3902 Could we for once table any dark matter, at least until I’ve finished my drink? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3903 It just feels like we're light years apart on this. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3904 I usually only date within my local group. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3905 Woah that's epic, I didn't know that 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3906 you ordered milk? Well, I guess it is the Milky Way 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3907 A more than five-star place should be able to get you a straw. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3908 Can we have one dinner that doesn't revolve around you? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3909 Oh, you are so 2023! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3910 I feel like I’m just at the point of no return. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3911 I feel very drawn to you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3912 Can we please talk about something other than how dope Carl Sagan was? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3913 How will I know if you can feel it? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3914 My ex was a black hole, fundamentally unseeable. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3915 Why are you fat 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3916 Can't we just enjoy a drink without another of your black hole jokes? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3917 Impressive! But can I meet your parents? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3918 So, what's in your Black Hole? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3919 You've become way too distant lately! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3920 You look nothing like your picture. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3921 I don't see anything in our future 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3922 I've come to realize, Stella, that at center you've merely got a black hole that nothing can escape. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3923 Your dating profile was nebulous, now I see why. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3924 An omen 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3925 “I feel you’re out of your realm!” 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3926 In my profile, I just meant that people often call me elliptical. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3927 We order stirred not shaken here. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3928 It’s round, and you know it! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3929 So, you must be wondering why I’ve asked you here… 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3930 Fine. Give me the silent treatment. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3931 I take it you are new here. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3932 Your story is a bit nebulous. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3933 I said we need planets, we don't care about your dust clouds! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3934 I thought that the world revolves around me. You changed my life. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3935 I came all the way up here to have a chat, so take a seat. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3936 I'm just looking for a metaphysical relationship. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3937 Stop calling yourself a Black hole! I don't see color. Also, my best friend is black. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3938 I feel we are growing light years apart. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3939 Yeah, well, at least my ex's black hole of a heart was figurative, Andromeda. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3940 Actually it's a rare genetic anomaly. My skull is attached to my T1. Anyways... you from around here? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3941 You look so different than your picture. How do I know you’re not a black hole? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3942 I am sorry, but I am not the type to have sex after our first date. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3943 When I said we needed space, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3944 ...and then Craig said he wasn't going to read my notice because he finds me so pretentious and full of myself, and that was my day. Now let's stop talking about yourself, let's talk about my weekend... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3945 This isn't working. I need more space. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3946 Would I still love you if you turned into a human? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3947 Yes, this universe ain't big enough for both of us 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3948 they were right...once you go black hole, you can't go back. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3949 Only way to get a reservation here is to use a wormhole. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3950 All you do is talk about yourself like you're the center of the universe. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3951 I don’t know about you, but this feels a bit nebulous to me. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3952 I guess you're in deeper trouble than me. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3953 Frankly, you aren't nearly as spiral as I was led to believe. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3954 When cyber dating has gone too far 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3955 Want to come back to my universe for a little intergalactic? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3956 Sorry,what was your name again? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3957 If a star bursts in the cosmos and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3958 You’re worse than the red flag I went out with last month” 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3959 The biscuits and gravy are good here. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3960 Yeah, it's definitely cold and dark and lifeless out there, and... Ah wait, you were probably referring to outer space. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3961 I guess you know Samsung usurped your family name. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3962 This time spit out someone that actually will enjoy a cocktail. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3963 You know, Barbara, you’ve been rather distant lately. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3964 Your description said nebulous and distant. I do not think you were being honest with me. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
3965 Oh man no. Totally fascinating. How could anyone call you a black hole? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3966 I wouldn't give it more than four stars 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3967 Yeah, my ex was a black hole of misery, also. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3968 Let's just be friends with benefits. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3969 Tell me again—who do we know in common? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3970 This may be the drink talking, but in another minute or so I think it will be more than just a theory. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3971 Do you have to suck the fun out of everything? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3972 Of course I know that George Lucas is NOT a documentarian!! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3973 You are the sun, the moon, and the stars to me. Now drink your martini so we can order dinner. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3974 You're not the only one who is expanding. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3975 "Debbie, there are much easier ways to end a relationship if you're not happy."| 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3976 Oh, boy! I´m getting fed up with your elliptical innuendos! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3977 ...and then gravity works to keep those planets in orbit... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3978 Galaxy, shmalaxy, this is a nice place, so I expect you to watch your manners. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3979 So, that's one martini for me, and everything else in the entire galaxy for you. Sound about right? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3980 It’s just that my ex was a spiral galaxy and I’m not sure I’m ready yet. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3981 Here's to You, Infinity and Beyond. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3982 You always choose a dive with no atmosphere. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3983 Happy hour was taken to new heights 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3984 You don't need to keep reminding me that you're limitless and ever-expanding. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3985 Is everything alright? You’ve barely touched your Cosmos. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3986 You dont look like your dating profile at all. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3987 Sorry, I’m not into big bangs. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3988 It’s always has to be your Way, doesn’t it? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3989 There's just no space for me in this relationship. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3990 The black hole that lives inside you makes it difficult to move this relationship forward. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3991 I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore. You're suffocating me. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3992 I take it osmosis is important to you. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3993 Don't assume that this is 'all you can eat' 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3994 So, Andromeda, that's kind of an exotic name. Are you from around here, or...? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3995 The Little Prince is always late. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3996 I generally date black holes. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3997 What do you mean there are trillions in you with similar self importance? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3998 You're really sucking all of the energy out of the conversation. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3999 I give and I give and all you do is take. I think I need space…No DIFFERENT space. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4000 I wish you would think bigger 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4001 Sorry, I’m just looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4002 I was scared of the Black Void, but you’re beautiful. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4003 You never stop surprising me! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4004 I’m sorry, I think I may have misread your profile, I thought your name was Stella. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4005 I knew i shouldn’t have asked about where you think kate Middleton is 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4006 I’m not sure we can bridge the space between us. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4007 I am worried about you … I think you are spiraling out of control! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4008 Maybe my dinner guest got lost in space. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4009 The trick is to expand on bread. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4010 It's lovely here but I'd prefer something in my neighborhood next time. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4011 Everyone's saying 16.2 billion is the new 30. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4012 So - you’ve asked a cosmologist out for drinks - I suppose you’re wondering what you’re doing here? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4013 Stepping away just to powder your nose, my foot! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4014 Any new stars lately? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4015 At dinner at tea with extraterrestrials and Yoda 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4016 I've asked him to play Stardust. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4017 So, you think the world resolves around you? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4018 I told you: it's like I'm all of the signs at the same time. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4019 No, no. I called you a black hole. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4020 I get the impression you are being intentionally nebulous with me. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4021 I think your whole idea is just too nebulous 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4022 Your idea of commitment is too nebulous. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4023 I don't care if you ARE a spiral galaxy...I know 'spin' when I hear it! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4024 According to Einstein, my date should arrive soon. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4025 Mildred, your ability to make me feel small is amazing! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4026 You think the world revolves around you. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4027 I too feel like our possibilities together are limitless. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4028 So, Gaia BH 1 have you ever speed dated before? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4029 I feel like spaghetti. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4030 Next time, let's just stay home and watch Big Bang Theory. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4031 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4032 You always complain about needing more space. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4033 You keep this up and you will forever be expanding. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4034 Douglas Adams, where are you when I need you? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4035 You were my whole universe, but you're heart is a black hole. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4036 You were slimmer in your profile pic 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4037 I don’t want you in my orbit either. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4038 I call it the 'Stardriver' Vodka and Betelgeuse.... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4039 I think there's a good chance I'll get sucked off tonight 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4040 So, what do you bring to the table? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4041 As I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned not to sweat the small stuff. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4042 Seriously, Karen. I wouldn’t call that a cosmic secret. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4043 Please don't tell THAT'S the g-spot 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4044 President meets with Milky Way to discuss space expansion. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4045 So what’s the plan? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4046 We DON’T toast to new nebulas 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4047 You can not be that lit off of one drink 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4048 But enough about me. How long have you been a galaxy? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4049 And I’m the one with a black hole at the center of my soul? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4050 I don't think that a commuting relationship will work. I know that we are only 34 light years apart, but then there's traffic, parking, and tolls. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4051 Someday you're going to realize that the universe doesn't revolve around you. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4052 You're the whole worlds to me. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4053 Linda, what did you put in my drink?! I'm feeling really spaced out. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4054 This marriage is turning into a blackhole 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4055 I feel our relationship is facing existential end. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4056 It’s gone too far, Nebula, you’re not sucking me in.” 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4057 Only Shirley Temples for you until our little asteroid is born. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4058 You need to lay off the dairy. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4059 Well, yes. Basically we are all made of stars. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4060 So Andromeda, you really promise not to race away like all those other galaxies? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4061 I’m going to come right out and say it. You’re totally out of this world and I’m insanely attracted to you. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4062 I have to say, I think you’re out of this world! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4063 You’re really sucking out all the air in here 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4064 This is what comes from drinking too many Cosmos. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4065 If you weren’t a galaxy, what would you be? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4066 You look older than on the dating App … and a trillion tonnes lighter. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4067 I told you that drink was out of this world. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4068 Where do we go from here? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4069 Andromeda? That was my mother’s name. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4070 I thought you would be bigger. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4071 You’re not very bright are you, Andromeda? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4072 I get lost in your eye 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4073 You always spin things in your direction! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4074 Perhaps if you were a little less vague... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4075 I know, all of your drinks are out of this world. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4076 You looked younger in your online photo. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4077 When my friends told me they we're setting up a date with a star, I thought they meant from Hollywood !!! 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4078 Let’s skip the anti-pasti this time 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4079 Are you enjoying being Miss Universe ? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4080 Sorry, you werent the kind of milky way I was expecting 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4081 Reciprocity means you would stare back 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4082 I’ve just been feeling more distance between us. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4083 Every time you get another drink it gets sucked down glass and all at the speed of light. I can't afford an entire evening with you. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4084 You’re beautiful all right, but you’ve got a black hole at your center. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4085 Honey, you are the Sun, Moon and the Stars ...but you are Not the Entire Universe! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4086 How'd you get your name, Andromeda? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4087 What's your point? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4088 It's just that you keep everything to yourself. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4089 Next time, I pick. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4090 One drink and you’re already whining about how ‘small and insignificant’ you feel 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4091 I thought you were just getting a nose job. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4092 I told you, they don’t serve Milky Ways here. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4093 A cosmo? Don't you think that's a little old? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4094 If you want a friend spin one off. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4095 Subpar last meal 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4096 Tell me where the aliens are and I won't tell the other galaxies you were here. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4097 I find you to be very bright, and out of this world. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4098 I said kiss me, not abyss me! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4099 Everyone else just sees your light, but I know there is a black hole in your core. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4100 So what do you like to do in your ‘space-time’? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4101 Do I look like an alien? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4102 I suck in my gut on a first date. You suck in everything. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4103 This relationship isn’t working. You make me feel so small and insignificant. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4104 Existentially, we’re a match. Aesthetically, meh. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4105 You seem distant, like far far away 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4106 You're bright but could you be a little warmer? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4107 I find your position to be rather nebulous. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4108 Of all the tables in all the bars in all the universe you could have walked into, you had to sit down at mine. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4109 When you asked if I wanted to explore a portal into a parallel Universe, I wasn't exactly sure what you meant. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4110 We’re both stardust, so that’s one thing in common… 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4111 I have been assured by top astrophysicists that you can fit into the eggcup 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4112 You think you can just show up out of thin air??? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4113 Okay, I wasn't trying to be offensive. How about, 'as a conversationalist, you are vacuous'? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4114 No, my profile said I love great conversations. CONVERSATIONS! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4115 I pour so much energy into this relationship and I get nothing back! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4116 No, I don’t know my star sign. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4117 Weird - normally I’m the black hole. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4118 I ALSO contain multitudes you know 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4119 Do I look like a Rocket Man to you? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4120 What's it take to get a menu around here? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4121 you've been so distant lately... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4122 I wanted a tequila sunrise 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4123 Don't tell me! You got an empty feeling hanging around with dark matter? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4124 Can we go to my house? I've heard it is difficult to get out of yours . 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4125 You don’t look anything like your Tinder photo. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4126 Don't I also contain multitudes, Susan? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4127 When I said you'er my sun sine I was wrong. You'er way to far out for me. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4128 Can we please just table the matter? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4129 Got milk? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4130 Quite the contrary, it's our grey matter that makes us bright. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4131 Baby i insist that you talk to a therapist about your black holes. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4132 This is the last time they let us into the all you can eat buffet. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4133 I just think we're both holding each other back, in life 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4134 I don’t feel very attracted to you right now. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4135 When he said you were deep, I didn't take into consideration he is a physicist . . . 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4136 Finally found someone who's as vast and mysterious as my imagination. You're quite simply, out of this world! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4137 Right, I know the waning empire only nominally controls part of you anymore. But who tf is this ‘Foundation’?! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4138 When they said the food was “out of this world,” I didn’t realize they meant it literally. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4139 My last girlfriend was a black hole. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4140 You’ve become so remote, I can’t talk to you anymore. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4141 No more family style. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4142 The moon pies are out of this world. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4143 So, you’re just going to suck down another drink and not talk to me? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4144 You seem to want to be everything...but really you are far, far away. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4145 Gas, gas, gas, gas,…. That’s all I get from you 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4146 I think it's time to quit the Ozempic. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4147 There's just too much negative space between us 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4148 If you build it, they'll come. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4149 It's not you. It's me. I am brighter than you and is a fact. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4150 Yes,I know we’re worlds apart! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4151 I’ve been gazing into you all night. You’re supposed to gaze back. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4152 Stop acting like the center of the universe Harold. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4153 You looked less dense in your photos. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4154 Dammit, I told you I wanted it scrambled 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4155 You're not listening! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4156 You're almost as self absorbed as my ex! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4157 I just don’t think that’s a hole I can fill… 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4158 Yeah, well, after four years of marriage, there isn't much light left in me, either, Barbara. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4159 The matter between us is darker than I expected. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4160 Thanks for keeping everyone in your universe unclear about what we really mean by “the big man upstairs” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4161 42 is not the answer to everything. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4162 I still feel very alone in the universe. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4163 I do not find a trillion year old galaxy sexy. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4164 Are you sure no one followed you here? 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4165 That mushroom cavatelli was something else. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4166 Would you say you were a radiator or a drain? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4167 It’s not that I don’t find you attractive. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4168 I think you've had enough Martian-tinis for one night. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4169 No, "clingy" does not even begin to describe how you are in this relationship. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4170 When I said immense, I was not calling you fat. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4171 Allow me to toast your stellar performance. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4172 WAITER! I ORDERED "THE MILKY WAY" ! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4173 You’re a nice Gal, Lexi, but the truth is we’re worlds apart. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4174 I've gone all out to get you to come to the table! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4175 Larry with Miss Universe on Dining with the Stars. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4176 It would be nice if you didn't suck all the air out of the room this time. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4177 Eternity,eternity,eternity! Is that all you ever want to talk about?! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4178 I thought my last wife spent money like it was a black-hole. I'm recalibrating my definition. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4179 You looked a lot more like The Milky Way on Tinder? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4180 Quit pulling me in. You can take care of these things yourself. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4181 On a lighter note. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4182 I've been really struggling to find someone who can fill the emptiness inside of me. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4183 Man: Soy? Milky Way: I’m lactose intolerant 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4184 I’d heard you described as ‘spacey’ but I had no idea… 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4185 There's nothing wrong with a Perfectly Average Bang. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4186 Could you briefly tell me about your history? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4187 Should I order you another Cosmos? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4188 You're the one redshifting, Annie, not me. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4189 Hey, set designer, mistake, we ordered a black hole! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4190 If you're going to suck me into your black hole, the least you can do is buy me a drink first. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4191 So, they tole me you were Moss Universe 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4192 Actually, I am not the type to just jump right in. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4193 I ordered starfish. Seems to be taking eons to get here. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4194 Forget about, “I feel like I’m talking to a brick wall; I feel like I’m talking to a black hole!” 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4195 i know you told me you were very attractive but i feel i have been misled 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4196 What do you mean you need space and time? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4197 I feel that this conversation is going nowhere. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4198 How can you just sit there? An entire galaxy just passed through you?!! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4199 You always think everything revolves around you! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4200 Why don't you prove all those geniuses wrong and crawl out of that black hole for a nightcap? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4201 You can’t aVOID me forever, Jerry. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4202 You ordered a Martini not a Supernova. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4203 It’s like everything I say goes in one year and comes out another!! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4204 It costs a fortune to get this view! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4205 Stop spacing out 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4206 I think you’re looking for a relationship that’s deeper than what I want. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4207 I told you not to have another 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4208 You remind me of my ex - another all-knowing entity. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4209 I said a Ford Galaxy not the fourth Galaxy 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4210 Just because I’m the void, doesn’t make it okay to stare. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4211 My last date,we were on different planets. This date I feel like I am talking to a black hole. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4212 They said the veal is out of this world. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4213 This speed-dating is getting out of hand. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4214 Seems I'm just another nobody as far as you're concerned. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4215 A man the personality of a black hole wouldn't order a Scotch neat. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4216 So, I feel like you’re not really pulling your weight in the conversation… 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4217 This place is out of this world 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4218 My dinner with Cosmo. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4219 Yoiu've been so distant. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4220 I find this "Love is Blind" experiment a bit out there, don't you? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4221 I got us into the Restaurant at the End of the Universe -- what more do you want? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4222 You must not be from Texas. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4223 So you're big and gassy. I dated someone like that. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4224 I'm trying to say something important! Would you please just hold still for a few billion years? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4225 Your black hole is showing. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4226 To avoiding any personal black holes. Drink up. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4227 If your gravity is so strong not even light can escape,how do I always end up with the check? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4228 I think you'll find you're actually an elliptical galaxy, not spiral. It's an easy mistake to make, I'll send you this really informative podcast. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4229 Hey, don't go all supernova on me... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4230 did you try the veal 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4231 So, Andromeda, what's your sign? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4232 Universally speaking, I don't think we're a match. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4233 Me meeting my stomach 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4234 I just think you’re out of this world 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4235 You're so pessimistic, you suck the light out of every conversation! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4236 ‘So. Tell me everything.’ 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4237 I never thought dating a black hole would suck so much. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4238 This Speed (of Light) Dating has gone too far! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4239 Well, actually... Dark Side of the Moon doesn't hold a candle to The Wall. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4240 You looked much younger in your profile picture. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4241 Wow, that’s deep! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4242 I don't know why I'm still here. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4243 I don't give a damn if you' were my universe. We're done. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4244 I don't believe your last name is Kramer. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4245 Negotiation with universe 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4246 I think it’s time you started to give something back. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4247 I know you were expecting somebody little and green. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4248 It took me forever to get here, Andromeda. Next time, we'll meet at my place. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4249 I guess the black hole in your center explains how you can drink so much. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4250 No, you can't have my water. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4251 Why do I feel like you're a million miles away? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4252 I’m not ready for a long distance relationship 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4253 My ex was a black hole. I just couldn't deal with the negativity anymore. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4254 I feel like you are drifting further and further away... 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4255 Fine, have it your way, milky. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4256 I know you needed space, but this is ridiculous... 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4257 What do you mean you still need more space? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4258 I don’t know. I guess I just liked your look better with less resolution 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4259 For if you gaze for long into an abyss, the date might get awkward. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4260 This illustration is funny because usually people do not eat dinner with a black hole 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4261 I think it's time you realized, Phyllis, that the universe doesn't revolve around you! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4262 I just assumed that you would be someone named AFTER you... 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4263 Does it matter what my sign is when you’re literally all of them? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4264 Wow...I'm starting to really appreciate the blind dates that only lie about their age or weight. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4265 My last wife was sucking the life out of me 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4266 It’s amazing how much your black hole can put away! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4267 You are my Universe!!!! oxox 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4268 Just because I asked you out doesn't mean I'm star struck 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4269 What's your galaxy? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4270 You said it was pink 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4271 I need space, Sam🌝 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4272 . "Really!? I'm the one who's distant?" 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4273 My friend’s English is very poor. I thought he said “I want to set you up with this gal Alexi….she is out of this world” 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4274 Why do you always have to be so nebulous? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4275 OK, so now that we've boldly gone where no man has gone before, can you just relax and live with the restaurant that I picked out? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4276 I'm sorry, but I believe our age difference might become a problem. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4277 I said I wanted the phone. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4278 Which galaxy you are from? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4279 Lay off, Sharon. You're not pulling me into your swirling abyss of a life this time. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4280 If Hubble wasn’t going to make it, you could have just texted. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4281 Look, you might be an all knowing god of the universe and all that, but you don't know ME! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4282 Stop wasting energy. Just get the Nova,I hear it's Super! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4283 To be honest, you're a little older than your photo. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4284 I find you’re quite distant tonight. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4285 You looked a lot less vast on your profile. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4286 I feel like you’re trying to suck me into something I’ll regret later. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4287 I've put down the wine glass in honour of Carl Sagan, Mister Cosmos" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4288 Hello, Grand Scheme of Things. I was told if we met you would help make my problems feel inconsequential? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4289 I think I might know why you’ve summoned me. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4290 Could you have worn something a little less revealing, everyone can see Uranus... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4291 I get that you have some experience with this, but let me explain to you exactly how black holes work 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4292 I don’t understand your language of the black hole people, maybe try Mongolian throat singing? 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4293 Wow! You look really good for your age! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4294 So let me get this straight: Your black hole eats for you? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4295 I have news for you, Stella, you're really not the big whoop you think you are. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4296 I thought that the advertisemnt was for the best restaurant in the Galaxy, not a Galaxy restaurant 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4297 We are not getting back together! Stop trying to suck me back in! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4298 why does everything always have to be about you? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4299 Even if you show me the science, I will still believe my opinions instead. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4300 And then Hal said, ‘I’m sorry, Dan.’ Sorry? Sorry!? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4301 You look so much bigger in real life 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4302 I asked for a table with a view and a cosmopolitan.. and THIS is what I get! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4303 It just seems like everything I say,goes in one end and out the other. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4304 I usually don’t do this… sitting at a table in the middle of space, I mean. No oxygen, wearing a tuxedo… this is crazy what are we even doing? I can’t breathe, Carol.” 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4305 Honestly,you appeared much larger in your profile picture. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4306 I came all this way because your profile mentioned being associated with lots of stars and I assumed that meant celebrities. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4307 You looked younger than 37.5 billion in your picture. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4308 Me? I was born in Hoboken, but my mother jokes it was hardly something you'd consider a 'big bang'. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4309 I ordered the usual for you--a few exoplanets with plenty of light. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4310 I get spaced out talking with you! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4311 Next time we are going out in my neighborhood. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4312 I find your perspective nebulous at best. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4313 You always spin things out of control 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4314 Hello, is it me you’re looking for” 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4315 Just when I wrap my head around there was no beginning, you remind me that there is no end either. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4316 You’re sucking all the atmosphere out of the room 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4317 Excuse me? YOU are in NO position to tell anyone that they need to get it together. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4318 You have the most mesmerizing eyes. @t.robotson 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4319 What do you mean I'm not transparent enough 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4320 Ken Kesey said you might show up. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4321 Okay, now you’re spiraling. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4322 Well, if I can’t BE one with the universe, I might as well just HAVE one with it. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4323 Start seeing other dimensions? Why, what’s wrong with this one? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4324 I feel like I give and I give, and get nothing back. It's all consuming, really. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4325 I just don’t believe you when you say you don't have room for me in your life right now. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4326 How does your Cosmos cocktail taste? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4327 You always take all the air out of the room! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4328 Unlike you, I'm just a Sagittarius. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4329 It’s bottomless cosmo night at the Outer Limits. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4330 The Galaxy-Naming Contest has dubbed you, "Cheese Danish." 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4331 Well,it just seems that we're spiraling out of control down that black hole of yours... 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4332 Who else is in there with you? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4333 You make me feel like I'm only Planck space to you. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4334 Do you even have a butt? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4335 Yes, you contain multitudes, but my complaints about the service here are still valid. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4336 That’s not exactly what I was expecting when your profile said, “Big Bang.” 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4337 Figuring out the tip is not that hard, Lydia. Helloooooo, searching for signs of intelligent life in there. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4338 Are you feeling the light-years between us? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4339 Please forgive my forwardness, but you're out of this world." 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4340 Hmm. That new AI dating app--bug or feature? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4341 Are you drinking a Cosmo? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4342 How are you enjoying your drink? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4343 I'd heard of the elephant in the room, but you took it to another level 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4344 Why won’t you ever share your feelings? I feel a void in our relationship, it’s like I’m dating a black hole. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4345 I’ll make you a deal. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4346 That's a pretty high body count" 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4347 I’ve been waiting an eternity for these reservations, 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4348 We're splitting the bill. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4349 It's not heartburn, you idiot, it's that stupid black hole. That thing is going to eat you if you don't get it fixed. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4350 Your profile did not say "Ethereal"! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4351 For our relationship to succeed, we need to define boundaries, relativity speaking. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4352 I might have a few red flags but you have several black holes and that concerns me, Barbara. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4353 It's not you, it's me. It turns out I am lactose intolerant. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4354 This is where it helps that there's no sound in space. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4355 I don’t understand why you need more space ! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4356 Nonsense! I've always given you plenty of space. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4357 We both know you have no hands. Then why did you order a drink?! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4358 After drinks, you can have your Milky Way with me. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4359 Since I was able to eat nothing, You will be getting the check! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4360 Dinng at large. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4361 So is this another attempt to take the discussion down a black hole? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4362 I’m from the Milky Way galaxy, y’know, the one with Taylor Swift. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4363 Are you from outer space because you 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4364 Your glow is amazing. Is that foundation or natural? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4365 I came 26,000 light years so you could say “I want to see other galaxies” 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4366 Sometimes I feel like you’re sixty million light years away and not even listening. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4367 You neglected to mention you’re a nebula and I’m not six feet tall. No, Gwen, I wouldn’t say we’re even. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4368 So, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4369 I didn’t realize this date would be out of this world 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4370 you have such and air of gravitas, Janet 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4371 Why, yes, it is as if you were created for me. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4372 Of course I think the world of you. Why do always ask that? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4373 I can see why you gave this place 2 billion stars on YELP! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4374 How am I supposed to aVOID you now? 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
4375 I may not be an astrophysicist, but you are spinning out of control. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4376 Time seems to stand still when we are together 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4377 You seem distant tonight. Are you spiraling? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4378 I feel so insignificant when I'm with you. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4379 I get that a lot, but no I didn’t play Otto the autopilot in Airplane! the movie 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4380 Nothing like just sucking out all the air out of the room. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4381 You're disappointed? Well, you're a supernova remnant 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4382 Even though you continue to remain at a such a distance, I have always admired your ability to create new stars, Rho Ophiuchi cloud complex, you old bastard. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4383 I refuse to be sucked into this again. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4384 From my perspective, that was a really nebulous comment. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4385 Darling, you're acting a little nebulous tonight... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4386 You're way hotter in person than you are in your James Webb Match profile picture. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4387 Stare into me, I'll stare into you 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4388 I’m not sure I’m ready to be fully engulfed. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4389 We never talk…it seems like you’re light years away. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4390 You're not the only star, but you're the center of my universe! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4391 What was that Coldplay song again? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4392 No, I don't want to get married! Your profile said you were nebulous about commitment. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4393 What do you mean, you don't like milkshakes? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4394 What’s wrong? Lately you seem so far far away. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4395 I guess I'm just your insignificant other then? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4396 You’re too deep for me. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4397 Humming is NOT conversation. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4398 I’m finding it challenging to grasp your concept. Jill Banning, Gainesville, Fl 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4399 You've been growing more distant - and don't think I haven't noticed. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4400 Yes, I think we’ve had one too many. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4401 I’ll have what he’s having. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4402 If you can have sex, we will get along just fine. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4403 Even if I soon vaporize into specks of cosmic dust, this still beats drinks with Matt Gaetz. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4404 So…are you always so…open? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4405 I was told you'd be life. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4406 I could’ve sworn I asked for a booth on OpenTable. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4407 You come here and order milk!? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4408 So yeah, enough about me and my world, what do you do for work? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4409 Your dentist is right, you do have large tonsils. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4410 No Charles, we have talked about this, I don’t want to move in with you 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4411 Did anyone ever tell you you look fantastic in a red shift? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4412 You act like everything revolves around you. Figuratively, I mean. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4413 Wow,,,, what a coincidence my car has the same name as you,,, 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4414 I thought you meant you were a figurative black hole 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4415 I see my future in your eye. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4416 Universe talks back 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4417 I didn’t realize we’d get this deep on our first date. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4418 There’s too much space between us. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4419 I hear the universe is delicious 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4420 you can’t just keep sucking me back in 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4421 I can’t get past your past relationship with the Big Bang theory. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4422 You savor a martini, you don't swallow it whole! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4423 You just suck all the air out of a room sometimes, Linda. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4424 Want to split something light? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4425 What do you mean,”you want to expand your horizons”!? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4426 Yes, men are from Mars, but I still don’t think we have enough in common. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4427 Yes, I'm a solipsist. You got a problem with that? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
4428 How does your cosmic-politan taste? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4429 I just don’t feel this relationship is moving forward. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
4430 I've been looking forward to meeting you. My last blind date was a black hole! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4431 I'm worried your swallowing to much. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4432 You think you're so hot, don't you? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4433 You seem distant tonight, like you’re light years away. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4434 So,do you want a Milky Way for dessert? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4435 Are we having this conversation in real time? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4436 I feel like I’ve known you my entire life. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4437 I know this is the busiest restaurant in the universe, but couldn’t they have seated me a little closer to Earth! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4438 I have to tell you, I'm really not into astrology. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4439 For a long time, you've been far, far away. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4440 We haven’t known each other that long, but I somehow feel a very strong attraction. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4441 OK, I said it! I think you are nebulous! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4442 Me? I'm in sales. Manager of the entire southwest district, so as you imagine, I get around a bit. You probably wonder if I get tired of all the traveling, but it has its pluses. I get to me my own boss, chose my own hours . . . 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4443 Why do you have to make everything so complicated? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4444 I really liked in your profile when you said "Looks don't matter; dark matter matters". 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4445 I know how you feel. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4446 Wow! You really swallowed your dinner whole! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4447 Just how many rings should I have put on it. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4448 And I thought my last relationship was an emotional black hole... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4449 Can't you just answer my question ? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4450 I'll do my best, but the Big Bang is a tough act to follow 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4451 We'll start with the Chicken & Stars. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4452 I have to tell you, Milky Way, I had heard such great things about you. Frankly, I'm a bit underwhelmed. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4453 My theory? I’ think these meetings are a waste of time….and space! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4454 Every human is a book, it's on you that which chapter you are reading. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4455 I'm just saying your profile didn't mention "gluten free." 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4456 Big fart. No chief. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4457 You always do this Bob, suck the life right out of the party. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4458 Love is Blind, AI edition 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4459 Stop telling me I need to look at The Bigger Picture! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4460 An alcoholic's date with destiny. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4461 So, I'd like to get your perspective. on this problem of mine. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4462 For the last time, you do not look fat! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4463 Well, I'm continuously expanding, too. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4464 Don’t worry, as your Agent I’ll be sure you get plenty of star power. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4465 Is it my imagination or have light years passed since she said she was just going to make a quick phone call to check on the kids? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4466 So you're embarrassed to be seen with me in your usual haunts? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4467 So are you like... a furry? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4468 You just won't stop expanding. I'm allowed to have preferences! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4469 Wanna split Milky Way for dessert? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4470 “Could things revolve around me for once?” 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4471 This has been an abysmal night. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4472 Whaddyu mean we’re growing in opposition directions?! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4473 When I said our relationship has gone into a dark place, I meant it figuratively, not literally. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4474 Definitely not five stars - and you should know that more than anyone. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4475 Thank you for taking Time out for this interview... 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4476 From Earth you looked 380 million years younger. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4477 You look better than your pictures. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4478 So you're saying you feel nebulous about our relationship? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4479 Your stomach really is a black hole. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4480 I knew I shouldn't have had that last drink. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4481 I’m normally not into astrology. But I feel our signs are compatible 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4482 Take me to your leader ... please. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4483 You can’t tell me you’re full already, for gosh sakes you’re a Black Hole. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4484 You just suck up all of my energy, Karen. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4485 My friends told me to get back out there...I don't think they meant this far out 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4486 I should have told you not to order a martini! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
4487 Even though he tried to put himself out there, Howard still felt that he was light years away from his date. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4488 When the food comes, please don’t suck it in like you usually do. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4489 Do you ever stop? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4490 No, no spaghetti for me, thanks. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4491 How about a little warning next time Mr. Cosmic Entity! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4492 This isn’t working out. I just need more space. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4493 You’re no supernova yourself. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4494 But the scientists say that I cannot look at you directly" 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4495 I should have set my Hinge boundaries more carefully 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4496 You know, sometimes you carry this "I'm spacey" bit too far! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4497 I came here to get AWAY from dressing up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4498 How many more light years till I can fill that void ;) 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4499 You’re far more interesting than the black hole. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4500 I know it sounds cliche but you really ARE out of this world! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4501 I’ve dated planetsexuals before. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4502 I was keen to see your dating profile said you enjoy ‘otherworldly’ conversation. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4503 I'd say we should see other people, but we are One so...." 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4504 My previous relationship sucked the life right outta me... a total black hole. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4505 Melvin saw no future on his date with destiny 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4506 I’m all for dark and mysterious, but this may be too much 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4507 I actually have my own big bang theory. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4508 A new pic of Kate Middleton out and about 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
4509 Well I usually prefer blondes, but after an existential crisis, I thought, why not? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4510 Hate to burst your bubble, but with a void that big, you're a cosmic flight risk! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4511 This isn't working out, I need more space 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4512 I've been with my share of vapid space vacuums before, but this is ridiculous! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4513 Flip with a stand 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4514 You’re always just taking, taking, taking! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4515 Humans- “You’re my best view” Universe- ‘Eh” 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4516 YOU’re accusing ME of being nebulous?!? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4517 And you say I'm spacey! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4518 Just for once can't we be clear about our relationship? You're always so nebulous. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4519 I don’t know what it is but you seem a little distant tonight. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4520 Seating is fine, as long I am not close to that galaxy’s center Black Hole! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4521 This relationship is over. You just suck the life out of everything." 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4522 You're either late or early, I can't tell which. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4523 You looked more approachable on Tinder" 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4524 Bottom's up! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4525 Nice presentation, but I don't think film goers are ready for a FIFTH remake of 'A Star Is Born.'" 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4526 I’m attracted to your positive gravity but repelled by your dark energy. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4527 I cannot afford these never-ending drinks 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4528 On second thought, maybe I’ll just try Ozempic. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4529 Well Karen. I haven't had much success with blind dates in the past though I really see a future for us. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4530 I never promised you the moon and stars! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4531 You seeem a bit needy … 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4532 To be honest, I thought I was being set up with a gal named Axie. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4533 Cheers! In the entire universe, I chose you. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4534 I don’t really care Andromeda, I need Space. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4535 Is your credit card void too because I’m not paying. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4536 I must say, you're out of this world 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4537 I find your menu choice to be quite nebulous. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4538 Communication during dinner time is non-existent. I hate artificial intelligence even though people refer to it as ‘"out of this world." What is happening to the future of humanity? I bet aliens are smarter than humans. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4539 Much as I I love to be swallowed into you for infinity I have tickets to Taylor Swift. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4540 I'm just not sure we have a lot of in common. You're a million years old, live far away, and...to be honesty...just seem happy to keep expanding. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4541 You're acting really distant right now 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4542 You don't look at all like your Tinder photo. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4543 Of course you’re my whole world 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4544 Can I use your name for my intergalactic Tesla - "the Supernova?" 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4545 How many more hoops do I have to jump through? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4546 I used to date black holes but they just sucked the joy out of everything. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4547 I have to admit - I'm a bit starstruck. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4548 I drive a Nissan Pulsar, my favourite team is the Astros, my favourite snack is a milky way, and my ex is a black hole. You 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4549 You can’t fool me…I know you’re a black hole in disguise! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4550 I know I said you were the sun, moon and stars, but frankly your conversation is a black hole. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4551 Solipsistic” doesn’t even scratch the surface 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4552 Although you're luminous, I worry that you hide a dark void in your core. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4553 Just because you're the Universe doesn't mean you get to tell me EVERYTHING 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4554 These lights are so bright in my eyes that I can't see too many regions of spacetime out there. But I can only see the Black holes. You see, that's how far I've come. That's how far I've come. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4555 The world may technically revolve around you, but You are NOT the center of the universe! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4556 Well this very interesting date has confirmed that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4557 So, this is my dinner with Andromeda. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4558 And I thought the Sun revolved around me! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4559 Well, my waistline's expanding. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4560 I thought it was hard dating a brick wall, but this takes it to a whole new level! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4561 It was actually quite hard finding a table that accommodated your event horizon, you could be a bit more grateful. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4562 In the immortal words of Paris Hilton all I can say is “ew, wtf” 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4563 We are over. You don’t even stare back at me anymore…” 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4564 I bet you think everything of yourself @nickstagram___ 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4565 I told you I'd give you the world and there you have it. Your welcome. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4566 Sorry, you're just too out-there for me 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4567 No matter what I give you, it's never enough! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4568 Well, if I had Greg's massive neutrino generation, I'm sure I could go supernova too. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4569 Yeah,well your profile said you were in eternal cosmic flux, but here we are! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4570 I love you. But sometimes I just feel like we're light years apart. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4571 Ms. Universe, you’ve changed…! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4572 I'm lost. I used Milky Waze. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4573 It still feels like the empty void I experienced eating alone on business trips in the 80’s 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4574 Yes, I do drive a hybrid, but it only gets seven million light years per gallon, and that's on a good day. You live, like, really, really far away. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4575 So you say you miss the Big Bang… 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4576 Can it be the olive in your glass that holds the secret? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4577 With these predictions, this should send me closer to finding a date. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4578 I could get lost in your eyes. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4579 They didn't believe me when I said, "She means the whole universe to me". 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4580 You’re just not grasping the gravity of our situation, dear. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4581 I have to admit, sometimes I find you emotionally vacuous. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4582 I invited you here only because I want to see how a big black hole responds to a double whiskey. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4583 I’m sorry, I just think we should see other galaxies. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4584 I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
4585 You're so clingy 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4586 When I said I require transparency I meant emotionally. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4587 Tell me more about the boyfriend who was sucked into a black hole. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4588 Oh, Thank God! I was afraid you were going to be a black hole. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4589 I'm disappointed in the view. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4590 Perhaps people would like you more if you weren't so self-absorbed. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4591 I'll get the drinks you get the Uber. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4592 And then there's my last date. Boy,was she a black hole. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4593 Did you want that olive, dear? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4594 I have something to admit...my favorite candy is milky way... 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4595 Why would you say 'Im out of your orbit'? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4596 But you can’t break up with me. I signed up for infinity. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4597 I don’t see this working if I can’t be your center. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4598 I'm trying to understand, but you seem a little spaced out! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4599 I’m sorry but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4600 Tinder Plus was supposed to get me dates with hot stars, but not like this!” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4601 Just so you’ll know, my last girlfriend was a succubus psychopath. I think that this star date app may be more straightforward for me. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4602 I feel like you've been avoiding me lately. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4603 You know what...at your core you're just an all-consuming black hole! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4604 I said a table by the window… 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4605 This is not what I meant by an "out of the world" date. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4606 Of course you don't understand sweetheart. Let me tell you something about finance... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4607 You're not one of those astrology types, are you? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4608 Oh Axy,you are such a wonderful gal! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4609 I thought you'd prefer milk. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4610 Nothing’s ever enough for you, is it? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4611 Why am I so troubled with dark matters? Look who's talking. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4612 So, when you said on your Tinder profile you are Sagittarius... 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4613 It's nice to meet you. Tell me something about your childhood. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4614 Yes we CAN make it work long distance! You will just be a Galaxy Far Far Away.. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4615 Before I forget, you look galasexy tonight! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4616 Your father must have been a really good thief to steal the light of the stars and put it in your eyes.” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4617 My feelings for you? To be honest, they’re a little nebulous. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4618 I'm not really looking for a light-years-distance relationship. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4619 ‘Give me some space!’ 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4620 Of course I didn’t know your “if you gaze too long into the abyss” dating profile tagline was meant to be taken literally. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4621 Well, I was going to say it was me, but you're really just sucking the joy -- and everything else -- out of this relationship. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4622 When you said you needed space, it seemed so nebulous. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4623 We’re marketing you as the ‘Latte Way.’ 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4624 I'm completely supportive of your new pronouns. When I say there's no room for you in the house, pronouns are not the problem. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4625 I'm just saying you have a supermassive black hole where your heart should be. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4626 Have you been seeing another heavenly body? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4627 You looked much younger in your profile pic and you said you had four arms. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4628 This is a big step up for me. The last Milky Way I dated was a candy bar. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4629 What do you mean you 'can't help being nebulous'? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4630 Can we talk about a light matter for once? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4631 This is going to make the other billionaires so jealous. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4632 ”We’ll, you did say the food was ‘out of this world!’ 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4633 What do you mean you’re ALL the astrological signs?! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4634 Dear, are you wearing that new necklace I bought you? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4635 I'll be paying off this dinner forever! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4636 I can see why you don’t have any photos in your profile now. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4637 You’re supposed to savor the drink not suck it in at the speed of light 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4638 Never heard of giant "Maltise Falcon" 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4639 I thought you said you just needed space! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4640 It’s always about you! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4641 When I’m with you, a galaxy of possibilities feel real! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4642 Wow, you can really throw them down. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4643 Soooo, I was thinking, since it’s our third date… 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4644 I feel like we just keep going around in circles. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4645 I think you’re lactating 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4646 I hear the food is out of this world! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4647 I guess your profile picture was from a few light years back. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4648 You see - my wife doesn't understand me. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4649 This isn’t what I meant when I asked for a table with a view. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4650 So you don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Really. Remarkable. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4651 That was the last waiter Carol, now who's going to take our order? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4652 You pay for the atmosphere 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4653 Once again, I try to have a serious discussion and you leap into a black hole before I can even finish my drink! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4654 When you said the restaurant was "out of this world," I thought you meant, like, 3D printed desserts. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4655 I realize Beatrice that love moved the sun, but what have you done with your hair? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4656 I'm sorry Andromeda. But the aura in our relationship is gone and I feel like I'm being sucked into a black hole. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4657 Does the phrase, 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4658 Your profile was right. You really are a mystic soul 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4659 Look. Don't start, OK! Ive had one of those spacey days. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4660 Listen, Halley, this relationship is starting to feel like a black hole. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4661 I didn’t order a milkshake. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4662 So how far, far away actually are you in your profile picture? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4663 You suck all the air out of a conversation 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4664 No, You’re the gas giant. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4665 I really thought meeting you would be cosmic 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4666 There needs to be a bit more give to this relationship. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4667 Sign with me and I’ll make you a superstar!! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4668 You say you want space but I can feel your attraction 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4669 You know I can still see you with the Webb telescope don't you? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4670 I just feel that you suck all the energy right out of me. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4671 I really appreciate you giving me some space! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4672 You seem to be rather distant lately. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4673 I see you finally found a diet that worked. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4674 Black hole? Looks bleached to me. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4675 I just got out of a relationship that was a Black Hole “ 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4676 You think I’m a bottomless pit of need! 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4677 Hey Galaxy, I waited for you at the bar for ages, but you’re just too young to get in 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4678 Yeah,no,my mother was a nightmare too. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4679 Well, that’s an impressive CV. I myself have my own company you know? it’s a digital financial bitcoin place where we… 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4680 That's all you have to say for yourself. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4681 Given your bottomless appetite,sitting the bill seems fair. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4682 Whoa. It's only now you tell me you have trillions of life forms? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4683 Me looking into the void that is my future 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4684 One small sip, one giant leap for my love life. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4685 I thought you'd like the Cosmo... 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4686 I’m not sure where this relationship is going. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4687 Our love feels infinite and ever expanding. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4688 They said you were an asshole not a blackhole 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4689 You didn’t even bother to put on makeup, I feel like you’re not even trying to make this relationship work. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4690 So, what do you want to talk about? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4691 So Milky Way…is that a family name? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4692 I did major in Astronomy so I guess I must be wrong 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4693 'No you haven't expanded ' 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4694 Don’t be dense, Victoria, this goes way beyond just filling the void 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4695 Yes, I know. You are vast and contain multitudes! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4696 I'm just trying to give you your space. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4697 You orbit here often? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4698 It's not the 12 billion year age gap that concerns me, it's those strawberry cheesecake cocktails. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4699 You are much smaller thab in your profile photos 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4700 No, I definitely heard a Big Bang. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4701 I’m sensing a lot of distance in our relationship. Emotionally, it feels like we’re light years apart... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4702 I feel like we keep going around in circles. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4703 I hope you left your black holes at home! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4704 I just don't feel attracted to you 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4705 I suppose you're sick of people asking you "What do you mean?" 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4706 Let's get outta here. I've got a real big bang to show you. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4707 Honestly,I don’t think this relationship is going to work. I ask you very direct questions and all I get are nebulous responses. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4708 I’ve been searching for eons to find signs of intelligence in the online dating universe, but so far it’s been one humongous black hole. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4709 To be honest, you’re a fully formed galaxy, and I prefer gas clouds that haven’t coalesced yet. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4710 Just because I'm drunk doesn't me I will go home with you, brighty. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4711 You say his name was Spock? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4712 How soon will have this out of your system? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4713 Yeah, I get it Sharon. Everything always comes back to you! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4714 No, you can't try a sip of my drink too. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4715 I’m so sick of soul sucking conversation 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4716 Andromeda,your life is spiraling out of control! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4717 What do mean you’re not hungry? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4718 Your asking me for a pretty big commitment right now. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4719 Oh,my. You are just out of this world! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4720 Looks like I have been catfished again!! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4721 Okay, now you’re just showing off. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4722 Just fueling up on some existential nothingness? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4723 What are you bringing to the table? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4724 I’m just trying to vent 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4725 What do you mean I can't see your black hole. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4726 I know you think that we're from different galaxies, Astrid, but dammit, we can make this work! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4727 You're less intimidating in person. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4728 I am sorry that you think I am too shallow for you.” 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4729 Milky Way? Uhm…..I asked for the chocolate bar?! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4730 …and the other thing I worry about if we try to get closer is the unequal aging thing. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4731 I thought the first table they gave us was fine 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4732 Have you been here before or is time non-linear? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4733 Ya just gotta suck it up sometimes! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4734 Besides a theme park, is there anything else the Black Hole has to offer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4735 I feel that you are hiding a dark side that keeps us from getting closer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4736 This is a portal to tea world 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4737 When I asked on the dating site where you were and you said "another galaxy" I had supposed you meant "from" another galaxy. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4738 Well, my ex did say she didn’t know a single person in the world who could put up with me. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4739 I like to take small steps and giant leaps on the moon. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4740 I think this is where the black hole on tipping culture begins. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4741 Wow! You sure sucked that one back. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4742 I thought you said that you sold Galaxy phones, not that you ARE a Galaxy! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4743 Up close you look nothing like your pictures 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4744 Let's get separate checks. I can't afford your expanding appetite. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4745 I am NOT anti-Big Bang. I just need some proof first that you're Sirius. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4746 Who said I expected a Big Bang ? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4747 I'm attracted to your celestial mind, too! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4748 I'll pay for the drinks if you leave the tip 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4749 When I look into your heart, all I see is dark hole. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4750 How long have you been speed-dating? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4751 I don't care about infinite expansion of the universe. In this galaxy we drink bourbon. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4752 Thought the dating app was for a nice gal, not a whole darn galaxy! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4753 So, if I jump thru the black hole, I get all the answers to the universe or die trying? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4754 „It‘s 42“. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4755 We're drifting apart and I feel like I can't breathe. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4756 Your beauty is inescapable. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4757 I’m sorry. It seems that this is going nowhere. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4758 I give and give and give, and it’s never enough with you. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4759 I don't get into any relationship without an escape hatch. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4760 For the first time, Lars was not solely responsible for all the energy being sucked out of his date. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4761 No, I’m not gravitating to somebody else 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4762 It’s all relative, Linda” captio 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4763 You were my all for a long long time 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4764 You can't be any worse than my last boyfriend 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4765 You have been very distant with me lately. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4766 You think we could pick a place closer to my house next time? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4767 I think star signs are for morons, but since you asked, I’m a Taurus. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4768 I know you're old enough, but you don't have a driver's license. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4769 You go first; I'm speechless 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4770 I wasn't expecting this! You said your name was Stella in the ad. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4771 My last relationship really sucked the soul out of me. What about you? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4772 What's with the bright light? I thought you were supposed to be a black hole. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4773 Why do I feel like I'm shouting in a void? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4774 What do you mean you want to see other simple life-forms? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4775 Saying that you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars is not being passive aggressive. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4776 No, really, I see the stars in your eyes. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4777 Yes, I'm God. Why does that make you so sure that I'm the father? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4778 If that's the way you really feel,then good luck with your infinite number of options. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4779 I'm sorry, but there's just no atmosphere between us. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4780 Once again, we're light years apart. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4781 I do feel I’ve come a long way in giving you the space you think you need to grow. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4782 No, you cannot have the Milkyway for dessert! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4783 It’s just funny that you’re not drinking milk. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4784 Sorry if this is rude but where are your eyes? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4785 I don’t want to brag, but I was just named one of the ‘40 under 40 Astronomers’ to watch.” 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4786 Why can’t I find a normal date? Every woman in this town looks the same. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4787 My third drink here and I am now starting to feel your gravitation pull. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4788 We need space" has lame foo 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4789 Even when you're here with me, you still seem distant. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4790 i hate to bring this up at dinner, but i think this relationship is headed nowhere 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4791 I think you'd make a great candidate with such a star rating... 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4792 Your hunger is truly legendary, but let me know if you plan on farting ... for the selfie ... 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
4793 I can see you didn't choose this place for the atmosphere. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4794 Are you saying you need more space!? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4795 Do you always dress to match the restaurant? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4796 Don't be so self-conscious. No one even notices your dark matter. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4797 Yeah, well... you have no neck! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4798 It’s like you suck up all the space around you. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4799 That's one black hole of a conversation. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4800 You are existing in too many timelines, I don't think I can keep up with you anymore. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4801 Only a 5-star menu? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4802 Well, I think we can both agree that this date is going nowhere... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4803 I’m just not into empty voids 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4804 I wasn't "too provincial" for you last night! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4805 Am I the Fairest of them all? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4806 Next time, don’t say you want a really strong Manhattan ! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4807 You look older than your picture. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4808 It's just feels that I give and give but I get nothing back. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4809 Good luck trying to find our waiter in there! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4810 I thought you said you have carbon atoms in your profile? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4811 Oh, this again! You act like the whole you revolves around you! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4812 Well, you don’t have a neck either. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4813 My mom’s not going to believe this, either. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4814 I ordered a Cosmo! Not a Cosmos! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4815 In your face; we’re out in space - skoal! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4816 Hey, what’s this? I specifically asked for a black ho.” 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4817 You look fantastic! Whatever you're doing is working for you. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4818 So you’re telling me it was just a small bang? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4819 I hate smalltalk. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4820 I don't come to this galaxy often... Am I overdressed? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4821 Table for one as the world turns 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4822 I asked her to marry me, before she left. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4823 So…Milky Way…seen any good movies lately? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4824 Trying to talk with you is like talking to a black hole. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4825 So, you’ll have a cosmo? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4826 I have waited a long time for you. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4827 You don't understand the gravity of our age difference. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4828 You drink like you have a black hole in the middle. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4829 What do mean you are “binary”? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4830 At least you're less complicated than a woman. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4831 You don't look a day over 13.6 billion years. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4832 You act like everything revolves around you. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4833 There’s something missing in our relationship. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4834 Of all the tables in all of the universe you have to sit at mine. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4835 What do you mean we've drifted apart?! You're mostly gravity! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4836 No more for you! You've already had 5 Cosmos! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4837 Metaphysically? No, absolutely not. But emotionally..yes I’ve been called a “black hole.” 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4838 Just looking for someone to fill that void. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4839 Don't worry, this is a safe space, you can show me your dark side. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4840 One last shot? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4841 Man this job interview is on another level 😂 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4842 you just go on forever, don’t you? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4843 Why do you want to know what day and time I was born? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4844 It's like we live on two different planets. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4845 If you don’t want people staring at your bulge you shouldn’t dress like that. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4846 You have a long way home, so I don’t think you should be drinking 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4847 This will never work. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4848 Can we get through one dinner without you complaining about the void you feel? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4849 So how many other people are you seeing exactly? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4850 Sure, we can meet again . . . in several billion light years. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4851 I believe you, Margaret, but falling into a black hole is no excuse for being late to dinner. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4852 More krypton? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4853 It's not you. I just need my own space. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4854 What's a nice gal like you doing in a place like this? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4855 There’s just no filling YOU 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4856 My last boyfriend left me. He worked for NASA. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4857 Waiter, could you bring the check please? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4858 Not sure why Gene thought we’d hit it off, to be honest. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4859 I don’t see colorless voids. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4860 This date is an astronomical waste of time 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4861 Is it me, or are you seeming a little distant. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4862 Yes, yes, well and good, but we ALL of us contain universes. As my dinner companion, you are nevertheless obligated to contribute some light banter to the conversation. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4863 Just when I thought my date couldn't get any deeper... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4864 Yes, you revolve around me AND it's your turn to pick up the tab. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4865 Amazing! We're from the same neighborhood! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4866 Catch the waiter's eye and order another drink. the Black Hole will be here in a minute. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4867 I stopped listening as your gripes became increasingly nebulous. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4868 And stop calling me your “Little Russian Doll,” you Wormhole.” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4869 Why do we always have to meet at these out of the way places? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4870 But, really, how was your first bang? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4871 I had a heavenly evening. Your galaxy or mine? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4872 You're accusing me of being gassy?! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4873 Yes, that WAS you. I can see the new nebula. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4874 I'm drawing a blank, what was the question? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4875 But how can I trust someone who tells me that I can't see 85% of them, no matter how hard I try? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4876 I’ve been here before. The filet mignon is out of this world. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4877 They said the cocktails would be out of this world. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4878 See, there is a light at the end of the black hole. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4879 You told me you were transparent after a drink not a black hole! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4880 That was a truly nebulous response to my question. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4881 Your profile never mentioned the whole Stargazing thing. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4882 The restaurant at the end of the universe makes a comeback. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4883 Yeah, I’m sorry, that profile photo was from 13 billion years ago. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4884 So, tell me more about yourself, Entity. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4885 Well, forgive me for saying but Matthew McConaughey seems like a pretty tough act to follow” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4886 Do you drink here often? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4887 Sorry, but that’s one hole I refuse to go down. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4888 You don’t look a day over billion! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4889 So What exactly is your sign? I’m not really reading Taurus. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4890 The prices here are astronomical, especially for the milky ways. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
4891 I only date people over 20,000 light years. 1.1154 0.05155 78 73 1 4
4892 I thought you said you could give me the universe, not that you are the universe 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4893 Well, MY life doesn’t revolve around you 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4894 So…do you have more holes or is it just the one? 🕳 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4895 Not this again -- I refuse to get sucked into another one of your go-nowhere stories. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4896 Better hurry up and order - our expansion is accelerating.” 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4897 Ha, their crab cakes make me feel like I’M constantly expanding. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4898 I did everything I could to get you onto the new Star Wars, but everything is CGI these days. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4899 Como se llama 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4900 So you say you're the spirit of Roy ORBison? Then I am his Pretty Woman! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4901 Really George? I am the empty one here? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4902 So, in your infinite wisdom, you think I'm wrong. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4903 I'm sorry Stella, but this relationship is sucking the life out of me. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4904 You looked taller in your profile. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4905 How do I know you won't turn into a black hole? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4906 I wouldn’t usually go for someone older, but you’re just so attractive 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4907 Sometimes, I just feel like I’m staring into a black hole. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4908 Okay! You don't like olives. You don't have to go supernova on me. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4909 I just want you to know… you’re outta this world, babe. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4910 I’m playing the field, and I’m short on time. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4911 You’re really sucking the energy out of the room, Galaxia! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4912 So what have you been up to over the last 13 billion years? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4913 Yes, I know we're both made of star stuff. What's your point? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4914 When you invited me 'out,' I didn't know you meant this far. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4915 My God, man! It’s just a drink! Pull yourself together! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4916 You black holes are alway taking, never giving... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4917 Whoa! Emily, that drink has got you spinning--or spaced out! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4918 You distinctly told me to make you a cosmo! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4919 Yes I know you need "space". Well the good news is apparently our values are light years apart. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4920 I'm sorry but I don't think I can go on until you tell me more about Dark Matter. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4921 Yes,I do love spaghetti 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4922 This sure beats the infinity pool! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4923 Gluttonous doesn't even begin to describe you... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4924 They claim their Milky Way pie is out of this world. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4925 Your endless indifference makes me feel so small and insignificant. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4926 You look a lot more gaseous than you did in your profile picture. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4927 Sure, while you’re off ‘forming galaxies’ who do you think is left minding the mess you left in our own solar system 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4928 This is goodbye—now that I know your true age. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4929 Have you seen Once Upon a Time in a Galaxy Far, Far Away? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4930 We have a perfectly good universe at home. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4931 Are you okay, you seem so far, far away. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4932 You’re not spinning your way out of it this time. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4933 Believe me, I’m not dense,” said the Galaxy 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4934 You're so shallow. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4935 You're from out of town, right ? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4936 You seem kinda spacey tonight, Julia. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4937 In a galaxy of women to date, I keep finding the black holes. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4938 Why do you always insist on having all the answers 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4939 You’ll be the bane of my existence 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4940 Can you hear yourself? You sound like you think you are the center of the universe! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4941 Your profile mentioned "endless possibilities." What did you mean by that? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4942 'We're at the same table but I feel a billion miles away for you right now." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4943 Every time we go to a fancy place you conveniently lose your wallet. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4944 Actually, you're the first 'Andromeda' I've dated. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4945 I try not to get hung up on the little things. I'm more of a big-picture kind of guy. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4946 Well, I can't be the everything you want from me. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4947 How many light years does it take to get our food? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4948 I swear sometimes it’s like speaking into the void with you… 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4949 so what are you drinking to avoid? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4950 You know they make a mean Cosmo here, right? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4951 Dessert too?!? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4952 Enough about me, tell me about you. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4953 When my friends said you're avoid of substance I didn't think they were literal. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4954 Why are you acting so spacey? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4955 Enjoy your food as it travels down the cosmic drain? Introducing the zero-gravity weight loss program! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4956 So, what are your preferred pronouns? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4957 I made you watch that Aki Kaurismäki film because I want you to know the REAL me. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
4958 I don’t feel like you listen to me anymore. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4959 Now I’M feeling a little gassy Neb. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4960 What's your body count? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4961 It seems I swiped right into another dimension 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4962 I warned you not to lean your chair back. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4963 To see and feel everything while seeing and feeling nothing at the exact same time.” The Infinite Void 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4964 'Interesting. I'm thinking about expanding myself.' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4965 We have to talk about your expense reports. You are literally pouring money down a black hole. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4966 I am so glad it was milk that was spilt and not coffee. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4967 -"What's your sign?" - "Libra. Can't you tell?" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4968 I know I said I was looking for nebulous, but... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4969 You started with a bang but this relationship seems to be ending with a whimper. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4970 No, I will not step in there when my drink is finished 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4971 When did being a star no longer satisfy you? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4972 Curtain call is 8:30 so, no, we don't have all the time in the world! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4973 So This is what video dating looks like. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4974 I'm more of a Twix man, myself. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4975 Wait, you're leaving me because I'm a stargazer? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4976 A conversation normally has two sides. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4977 If I knew what you are I could enter the caption contest. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4978 This is the last time I agree to go to a black-hole-in-the-wall bar. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4979 So how long have you been on hinge? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4980 No matter how hard I try to move on, I always gravitate back towards you. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4981 Don’t worry honey, the kids know I made dinner plans a long time ago with you, far, far away... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4982 You suck the light out of my life. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4983 I haven't traveled as extensively as you, but I have seen some sights. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4984 How about a seat on the board? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4985 Okay, you want to be able to see other galaxies, I understand. Do you even know how far away the closest one is! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4986 I’m sorry. But with you it’s always Carl Sagan this and Neil deGrasse Tyson that. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4987 You're the one who checked "neighborhood dinner" on Tinder. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4988 There you go again, sucking all the air out of the room! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4989 You appear to be too close for a black hole 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4990 You look even more milky in person. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4991 So you’re saying it was auto-correct in the dating app that said “cosmopolitans?” 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4992 You're a lot bigger than your picture. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4993 You are so self-absorbed. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4994 You’re simply out of this world! Will you be my Gal? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4995 Well, I suppose you're picking up the bill. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4996 And just like that,Samantha returns as an actual cosmo 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4997 I'm told the food here is out of this world 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4998 I'm trying to cut down on dairy. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4999 Who in the world…I mean, who in the universe do you think you are?! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5000 The starters were so hot, then took forever to cool. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5001 You’re made of star dust how can you be cold? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5002 You’re really from a galaxy far, far away 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5003 Do you want a splash of milk in your Bourbon? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5004 Sorry, but I'm a multiverse-kinda guy! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5005 Just say how you feel! Stop being so nebulous!! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5006 I don't even see you anymore. When did you get so dark?! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5007 So sorry, were you waiting long? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5008 Gotchya - thanks for walking me through the quantum multiverse and cosmic consciousness, now please explain why you wanted to experience all that cubicle time formatting spreadsheets? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5009 You should only sip on the Big Bang. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5010 I may not look like a constellation, but I am, and a sophisticated one to boot! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5011 I am sorry, Sharon, your reasons for wanting to break up are totally nebulous! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5012 Talking to you is like staring into the unknown. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5013 Marry me and I'll give you the world! Oh wait.... 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5014 You really don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5015 Don't get me wrong, our speed date has been out of this world but I prefer elliptical galaxies. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5016 What a nice meal, you really inhaled that… 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5017 Honestly, Andromeda, I think you should find another line of work. I’ve been manifesting, EVERY DAY for a year and I’m still average, chubby and broke. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5018 Is it as cold and lonely out there as it looks? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5019 YOU feel a huge black hole tearing you up?! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5020 Thanks for having me for dinner. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5021 Don’t feel self-conscious— I’ve been described as a black hole of charisma myself. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5022 Sky’s the limit! Order anything you want! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5023 I told you a lot thousand times, do not look without protective glasses. But no, you insisted because Fox said it was fake. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5024 Really! You? Don't have free will either!!? But you could have given us a heads up instead of going all dramatic. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5025 When I asked for a Milky Way for dinner, I didn't mean this... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5026 It's feeling like we're light years apart. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5027 Maybe you do have stars in your eyes, but your heart is nothing but a black hole. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5028 I`m sorry, but this Universal dating isn't going to work out. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5029 You know I prefer Snickers. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5030 A heavenly meal, wouldn’t you say? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5031 You said there would be bottomless breadsticks! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5032 I'm not angry, but be truthful, that really wasn't your picture on the James Webb Telescope Site, right? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5033 I guess the food here really is out of this world. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5034 Tempt me all you want, I' not going back to your place! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5035 I stopped dating black holes light years ago 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5036 You know, Gala, they mix a better one at the Bar at the End of the Universe 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5037 Your profile said you were "worldly" , not other-worldly. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5038 No, the cosmos is not 1 part matter, 1 part energy, and 3 parts vodka. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5039 So much for online dating. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5040 Are you gonna suck that one down like the last one?? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5041 I can see this is no “stars aligning” evening. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5042 Wha do you mean,I can't leave you? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5043 You're like the black hole of fun. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5044 Oh come on, your Manhattan isn't that strong 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5045 Maybe next time we could meet within a lightyear or two of MY apartment. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5046 You're bigger than what you looked in like in your photos. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5047 Everything I say just gets compressed into your problems. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5048 There’s a two billion drink minimum for galaxies! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5049 You’ve a powerful black hole at your centre you know, with a powerful thirst, so let’s order the big bottle. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5050 You're single! So, that explains your singularity at the core. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5051 Don't be afraid. It's just a Manhattan cocktail, not the Project. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5052 Please excuse me, but when I filled out the Age Range in my dating app I should not have put ‘Unlimited’. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5053 I admit my profile pictures are old, but you were an elliptical galaxy in most of yours. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5054 Are these your babies? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5055 And how do you feel about that? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5056 Sometimes I think I am just pouring all my attention into a black hole 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5057 So, Andromeda says you're a real galaxy next door type. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5058 I thought we were having dinner alone. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5059 Have dinner with the universe so you know what's really going on right now. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5060 Well, if you don’t like your drink, it’s not my fault I’m not some alter ego 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5061 Would you care for another drink? Or are you short on time? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5062 So you wanted to meet to discuss how to balance the national debt ? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5063 I don't know, I feel like you've been more distant lately. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5064 Who the devil is Neil deGrasse Tyson? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5065 What do you mean you don't know where you're from? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5066 I feel like you’re trying to tell me something. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5067 So now you're going to go all galactic on me? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5068 I feel like I’m getting sucked into something. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5069 I didn't think our first date would be this remote. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5070 To anyone out there in the Universe!! I need $455 million - $1 million dollars more than I need!!! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5071 I wish I could contain my stars like you do your’s. Mine keep leaving me for an agent with stronger attraction. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5072 It’s a nice Vienna Roast … just a smidge too much lysergic aftertaste. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5073 I won't just be drawn into your orbit. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5074 You look so attractive tonight 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5075 I will have milk with my coffee, whether you like it or not 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5076 I just want us to be open and honest with each other. Don't string-theory me along. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5077 No sweetie, your black hole isn't supermassive! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5078 Wow, she brought ghosting to a whole new level 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5079 I'm not looking for a commitment 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5080 What made you think that all galaxies looked like you? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5081 You look vaguely familiar; have we met before? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5082 Your hair looks brighter tonight. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5083 Very clever. But there’s no way I’m going to rush my dinner. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5084 This relationship is heading into a black hole. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5085 You're telling me the universe doesn't revolve around me? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5086 Must you always be so nebulous? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5087 You seem awfully quiet. Did anything I say sink in with you? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5088 You've barely touched your drink. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5089 Doris, did you lose weight? You're light a few stars. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5090 Well, I'll say this year went out with a bang! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5091 I know I said I’m fine with us discussing previous relationships, but all this talk about ‘the Big Bang’ is making me uncomfortable. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5092 Where was it you said you grew up again? Sorry, Andromeda blank. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5093 U can't see me 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5094 I know you absorb all my energy, but I still feel incredibly attracted to you... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5095 Don't do that again or your fired!" 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5096 No, I wouldn't be offended if you complimented my heavenly body. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5097 After 7.2 billion years,are you now switching from milk to dry martinis? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5098 Conversation is out of this world 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5099 Oh, you think you are so conceited 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5100 Once again, it’s prosecco, not parsec! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5101 I have a confession…this is my first time going on a date with a cosmic void. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5102 I'm dining with billions and billions of stars. I'm starstruck! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5103 I saw your Tinder name was Galaxy, but I didn't think it was for real! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5104 It's 'boldly to go'. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5105 Well, that's enough about me. What's your favorite candy bar? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5106 I thought it was just me that enjoyed starring into the abyss! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5107 We ordered cosmos, not THE cosmos 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5108 I’ve already told you, the age difference doesn’t bother me. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5109 This isn’t what I had in mind when I shot for the moon. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5110 I'm finding your views just a bit nebulous. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5111 So what is this infinity project that the guys at NASA are so excited about ? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5112 You really know how to suck all the oxygen out of a room. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5113 You are my soulmate. You are my shining light. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5114 I know we just met, but you seem very needy. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5115 These drinks are out of this world. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5116 When you look into dating the abyss, the abyss looks into dating you. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5117 Jeez, you really get lit after one drink! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5118 Oh, sure, you look bright and beautiful now, but no one can see the gaping black hole lurking at the core of your being! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5119 I empathize - I get gassy after dinner too 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5120 Lactose intolerant? No kidding. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5121 Due to cosmic expansion, I'll probably be at a separate table by the time the waiter comes back. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5122 You atheists must be feeling foolish. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5123 I get it. You contain multitudes. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5124 Drinking a Cosmopolitan is not enough to bring you down to earth. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5125 Why do you never let anything go? Not even light! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5126 I don’t think this is going to work out, I’m lactose-intolerant 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5127 What do you mean you’re too “Vast for me”? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5128 I know it's hard to compare a 5 minute meet and greet to 14 billion years. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5129 Well you are expanding too. We're all expanding. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5130 Look, I get where you come from, but I just don’t think healthcare should be a universal right. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5131 When the ad said, "Have a date with destiny" this is not what I had in mind. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5132 YOU ARE NOT MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5133 I give everything to you and I get nothing back. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5134 Lately, it just seems like you're a black hole... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5135 It feels like we’re slowly drifting apart 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5136 Are you related to this guy called Nietzsche? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5137 No designated driver? Really? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5138 Have you ever thought about delivering exotic vintage wines for a living? 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
5139 Well, I'm expanding my possibilities, too! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5140 You are such a know-it-all! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5141 Don't try to suck me into any of your usual drama. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5142 So shall we toast to this psilocybin induced corrective emotional experience? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5143 No, Happy Hour drinks aren't bottomless. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5144 We need to break up. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5145 ‘They say love is a black hole, and I’m beginning to think they’re right’ 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5146 No, talking to YOU is like staring into an abyss! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5147 You are heavenly but I don't do long distance relationships. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5148 Your online profile saying “full of light” was a little misleading. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5149 It's not just dinner, everything with you sucks 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5150 Just because I was late did you really have to go into orbit? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5151 They promised the blind date would be out of this world, but this is far too nebulous. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5152 I'm sorry, but I need less space. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5153 Oh, so you think you're the centre of the universe, do you? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5154 Let's toast to our date with destiny. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5155 At first I really liked you, but now I'm starting to feel you are a little bit nebulous. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5156 I think my parents liked you when you came out for the weekend. They said you were "far out, man!" 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5157 Milk Punch, Milk Punch, Milk Punch!! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5158 Why can't I just bounce ideas off of you? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5159 It’s not that I’m not looking at you, I just can’t stop seeing the people way behind you. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5160 Yeah, I get it. You're not listening! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5161 I think astrology is overrated - you see, the way it works is … 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5162 Are you ok? It feels like you’re a zillion light years away 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5163 $200 a plate dinner and I get sat next to one of Elons ketamine trips 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5164 I’ve never met someone who enjoys a heliocentric libation as much as I do 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5165 When you said your stomach is a black hole, I didn’t think you meant this 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5166 Jane I think we need some space between us 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5167 So it’s just you and me now. Or is it you and I? I never got that right. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5168 NOW I understand what she meant by “if the stars align I’ll see you again” 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5169 Let's split the bill in two . 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5170 Sure, you're the star, everything revolves around you. What about me? What about my needs? What do you mean "you need more space"? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5171 I feel like everything I say gets swallowed up by a black hole. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5172 I recommend a instellar overdrive as our appetizer and a black hole as the main course and the big bang as our dessert. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5173 The cosmos here take less than five minutes to create. Yours? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5174 You should really have James Webb send you an updated profile picture 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5175 You know I didn't mean it that way when I called her "a heavenly body"! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5176 Even when we go out you seem so distant. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5177 No, I use an iPhone, not a Samsung Galaxy! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5178 Nadine, I think you're spiraling. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5179 Umm, I'll take a raincheck. This world is crazy enough. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5180 If this is the twilight zone, I’d love the Campari soda please. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5181 Ever since our big bang, you've been getting more and more distant 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5182 The dating service said, and, I quote " This bird is full of life", not lite! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5183 I think we should see other mysterious cosmic objects. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5184 You know, you suck all the light out of the room. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5185 With you it's always, "Me, me, me"! You are not the center of the universe you know 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5186 You ate both five course meals on your own… again? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5187 I'm not looking to get sucked into anything serious right now. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5188 You may have a shiny face, but I know deep inside there's a black hole. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5189 I don't understand the gravity of this meeting. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5190 So, who is this 'Jim Webb' you can't stop talking about? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5191 From your profile photo, you looked a bit younger... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5192 I’m just really looking for someone with more intelligent life. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5193 I’m not diving that deep on our first date. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5194 When you said your mind was a black hole, I just thought you meant you were really smart. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5195 I can’t believe I am dating Ms. Universe. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5196 Why do you always have to suck all of the air out of the room? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5197 You may have sucked a thousand galaxies, but I WILL NOT go there! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5198 I've never dated a star, or even a starlet. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5199 I thought “Out of this world dining” was mere hyperbole. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5200 So, tell me about this Dark Matter "friend " of yours. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5201 I said I needed more "conversation", not "constellation". 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5202 let's have another round" means more than just doing your Coriolis rotatio 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5203 It’s the dark matter that’s driving us apart. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5204 Wow, you really suck the oxygen out of a room. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5205 You have such a way about you. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5206 Believe it or not, this isn't the worst blind date I've been on. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5207 I thought your name was 'Stacy', not 'Spacey' 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5208 Oh come now. You think you're so big! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5209 What do you mean you are looking for a long term relationship? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5210 Wait, you have HOW MANY black holes? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5211 When I say I avoid people 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5212 I suppose you’re going to swallow me after this 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5213 I’ve got a Hitchhikers Guide at my place 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5214 Wow, you're the only one I've been with that actually gives me the space I need. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5215 That’s not true, Sylvia! In my profile I clearly stated that I am human. I may have said that my dating life was somewhat nebulous… 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5216 Fly me to the moon" is just a freaking SONG, for goodness sake 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5217 Holy Moly 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5218 You claim to be the Andromeda galaxy—you look more like a depressed wuz to me! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5219 No, no, no…I asked for a Black Russian 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5220 What do you mean you don’t drink? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5221 I think we should take some space. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5222 I understand the drinks are bottomless here 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5223 Are you real or are you AI Herbert Fishman NYC 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5224 I’m a Capricorn. How can that be a matter of perspective? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5225 If you don’t mind, we haven’t an eternity! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5226 So your Tinder profile said you’re an astrologer? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5227 This long distance relationship just isn't working 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5228 How life is going? You seem spaced out lately! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5229 I’m sorry. You get me started and I can go on, and on, and on. So what’s your backstory?” 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5230 Did you hear that bang? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5231 This is false advertising!! I had paid to be dining with a galaxy of stars. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5232 I don't trust you. I think you really do have a black hole. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5233 My intentions with the planet? Oh um, I think there has been a mix up…I swear!! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5234 I’m looking to build a few hotels, d’you have any places with good views and reviews? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5235 What do you mean I’m like a black hole? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5236 I thought we were going to meet outside 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5237 Well hello life. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5238 I said my anxiety was existential, not universal 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5239 I'm more of a Mr Potter guy. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5240 I suppose you're wondering why I asked you to meet me here. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5241 You can string me along with string theory and darken my days with dark matter, but I'm not getting a big bang from any of it. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5242 I don't get it, I didn't think Milliways was a real restaurant. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5243 Are you a space oyster? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5244 Why are your ideas always so nebulous? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5245 Showing off isn’t doing anything, so would you please finish your drink? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5246 You have a, "feeling our relationship is going nowhere." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5247 The U.S. Air Force said that you don't exist! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5248 Don't 2001 me noooooo 2001's, ok? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5249 I get it that you are misunderstood as well, but people just don't get my complexities. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5250 I need company - so please bear with me! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5251 Sorry this table took so long to get but I under estimated travel time. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5252 Intergalactic alcohol? Never heard of it. Why do you ask? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5253 Well, I guess the dating site did promise an out of earth experience. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5254 If I drink both drinks and get swallowed by a black hole, who pays the tab? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5255 god, stop acting like you are the center of the universe all the time Brenda, its not fair. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5256 Its nice to meet you in person I was thinking you were avoiding me for quite some time. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5257 How long before I turn into a ghost, too? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5258 Some frickin' wormhole! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5259 Won’t you take your coat off? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5260 I can’t believe you were runner up for Miss Universe! It’s all politics. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5261 Ok so riddle me this, Universe… 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5262 Sometimes I feel like I’m in a black hole too 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5263 well it all started off in a galaxy far far away mr. Potato head Donald Trump 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5264 Are you telling me you don't want him either? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5265 You do this everytime and suck me in. . 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5266 I hold all the secrets of the universe, and he still didn’t ask me one question. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5267 Endless possibilities“ kercaptio 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5268 It’s so nice we could make time for this. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5269 You made me like this 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5270 I get it. You're "Light Years" ahead in moving on from your Ex. You can stop brining him up now. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5271 I like you, but this long-distance relationship is just not working for me. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5272 I’m glad we finally get to talk Cosmo. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5273 Yes, I think you're beautiful. My turn. What's your favorite position? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5274 I thought you meant The Black Hole Coffee House. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5275 This is our first conversation since the Homo erectus tapes. How have your been? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5276 So this is why they say the Universe is f@#^ed up. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5277 We only had drinks--I hope you don't split! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5278 Expecting to be the center of attention is not really so attractive. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5279 I know you're my universe and all but this isn't going to work out. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5280 I wouldn’t mind so much being stood up if it hadn’t cost me 9 billion dollars to get here 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5281 Which event horizon is it today? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5282 You can really put them away! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5283 Thanks for meeting with me, but first tell me why you make my life so freakin' difficult?! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5284 No. They do not serve Soylent Green. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5285 You would think my job is pretty meaningless. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5286 This definitely brings speed dating to a higher level! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5287 I feel like you aren’t respecting my boundaries. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5288 I’ve never really been on a blind date before, but my Uncle Frank works with your Auntie Matter and they were very persuasive. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5289 So when you listed your age as 30 on Tinder, that stood for 30 billion? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5290 Is it my third Fuzzy Navel and I see the universe in your eyes or is it your fuzzy navel? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5291 It's not that you're not attractive... 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5292 Sometimes it just feels like everything revolves around you. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5293 I got my PhD from Haved. You? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5294 I had a lot going on today too, but I still made it to dinner on time. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5295 This just isn't working. We need to get counseling from Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5296 You know, you looked a lot different in your profile; but I can see this working! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5297 This feels like another black hole. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5298 I should have known. Your card is void! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5299 I can’t do this anymore, Simon. You’re a black hole of need. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5300 is: “Um, actually…” 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5301 My inner light also helps me get through hard times. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5302 Sure, you’re spacious. I’d like to see you try to itemize deductions. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5303 We always boldly go to places that you want to boldly go! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5304 Quit acting like your black hole of a mother. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5305 I find myself getting really, really lost in your eyes 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5306 Please don't eat the tablecloth too. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5307 I find your mercurial nature rather off-putting. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5308 Your profile said you were 40. So it was only off by 10 billion years. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5309 Well, it seems like we’ve been waiting for a long time to me. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5310 My doctor said not to take my work home with me, but I'll make an exception for you Nebula. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5311 Not true . I have never mentioned your past . 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5312 Need I say more? You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5313 Why is it always "Milky Way"? Maybe just this once it could be George Way. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5314 You know I saw you chatting it up with that black hole over there. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5315 You always complain that your cappuccino is too milky! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5316 I'm surprised. I thought "Fireball" was just a marketing slogan. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5317 Reflective thoughts 💭 and conversations with self 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5318 No, I don’t believe the Cosmopolitan was named after your grandparents Cosmos and Polaris. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5319 You owe me for my collector's car - give me Mars and we're even. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5320 The food also better be out of this world. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5321 Out of this world? My drink isn’t nearly as good. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5322 I don’t think this is going to work out - I was looking for something a little less nebulous. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5323 You must have a black hole for a heart. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5324 Hi Mom, how are you doing in there? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5325 So you don't think your profile pic from two billion years ago could be misleading? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5326 What!? I am NOT staring into the abyss! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5327 Order whatever you want but remember that too much dairy gives you gas giants. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5328 Sorry, I don’t think this long distance relationship is working for me. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5329 Stop constantly expanding this conversation. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5330 Oh, so you think you can just come back around whenever you feel like it, and I’ll be here waiting for you?! Well, newsflash Babe: I’VE. MOVED. ON. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5331 I got Wordle in four today! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5332 Hope you don't mind I ordered for you. It's a "Hydrogen and Helium Neat," the house special. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5333 I clearly said in my profile that I was a rising star. It’s your own fault if you actually wanted a full-blown galaxy. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5334 I didn't mean you're my whole universe, I just meant that you I really miss you when we're apart. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5335 So where are you going on holiday to this year? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5336 Why are you sitting so far, far away? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5337 Wow, MilkyWay you look lovely tonight.” “Oh, Snickers, you make me feel like a million sparkling stars! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5338 Yes, but - can I recycle all my plastics through this portal? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5339 I don't care what they say, I think you are full of life! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5340 The problem with you black holes is that all you do is take. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5341 You’re dead but don’t know it. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5342 I just feel like I need to be with someone who doesn’t think they’re the center of the universe. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5343 Uh huh. sure. And next you’ll be telling me that the entree’s gonna be out of this world. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5344 I've finally found someone I can relate to 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5345 Black hole sun, won't you come? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5346 Look, I’m not gonna get sucked in by you, okay? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5347 Is it fair to assume you want a COSMOpolitan? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5348 What about ME= mc²!? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5349 Everyone is just so shallow these days... 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5350 it no wonder your alone; you consume everyone who tried to get near you" 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5351 this doesn't quite take my breath away... 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5352 I get it. You couldn’t take it anymore. Too much mansplaining. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5353 When they said "out of this world" jellyfish sushi and saki, they weren't kidding. Waiter, I'm going to need longer chopsticks! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5354 Darling, I think the worlds of you. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5355 You make me feel insignificant and act like you are the center of everything! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5356 When you said you wanted to try this little ‘hole in the wall’ place, I din’t think you meant a black hole. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5357 You’re infinitely more vacuous than my ex, and that’s saying something. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5358 Black holes matter, if you don't know. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5359 …so that’s how I collapsed in on myself like a dying star,” she explained 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5360 Well I’ll have you know that I contain multitudes too! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5361 It’s a galactic ale - guaranteed to rock your worlds. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5362 I'm guessing Tinder thought two ovals would hit it off. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5363 Talking to you is like talking to...you. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5364 Let’s make one thing clear . . . 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5365 I think we can make this long distance relationship work. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5366 Stop bragging that you're the inventor of the original 'cosmo'. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5367 Of course I find your cosmic gravitational force irresistible. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5368 You've always been too pervasive in my life. Sorry, i need my own space. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5369 I'm feeling an extremely high level of attraction. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5370 Yes, I’ve gotten sucked in on some blind dates before. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5371 Sometimes...when I look at you...I feel like I'm staring into a Black Hole... 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5372 I realize your dating profile said you had universal appeal, but this is not what I expected. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5373 Well, yes, the world does revolve around you but don’t get a big head about it. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5374 Really? I’m surprised Miss Way. From your photos, I had assumed it was a stage name. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5375 Hey, take it easy with those - you're about to spin out of control! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5376 I don't care what she said, I did not go out with a black hole. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5377 Just because I am an egghead doesnt mean you have to be so nebulous. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5378 I've noticed that you're gazing also into me. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5379 Jeez! Sometimes, you can be such an asteroid. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5380 You look a lot different than your profile pic. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5381 I think you’re too much, it’s not you, it’s me 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5382 How many trains do I need to take? #nyclongdistance ;) 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5383 It just feels like there’s been galaxies between us lately. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5384 You're not the first date I've had with a black hole in the center. But tell me about it, anyway. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5385 My first blind date with a Night Owl, and you show me your Solar Plexus. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5386 Amelia Aomeba. Mind your manners! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5387 Sure. Of course you ordered the cosmo. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5388 You really didn’t have to order milk you know…” 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5389 I just feel like you swallow everything and minimalize it 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5390 You gotta stop channelling my mother! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5391 I don't like to brag. But people see me as the center of the universe. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5392 I’m so fucking mad right now. I’m pissing my pants in rage. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5393 I just don't feel that you're present for me like you used to be. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5394 Where do you get off calling ME nebulous?!?! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5395 In the app, you described yourself more as a “rabbit hole.” @larkenseth 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5396 #u_not_one_verse_are_you 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5397 What’s it gonna take for you to leave Samsung and come over to Apple? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5398 Even here you're overdressed. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5399 No offense, but I've never dated a true man-eater. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5400 I don’t see why we should split the check I barely touched that quasar. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5401 Andromeda?…your parents named you after a TV show? Probably hoped you become a ‘star’ or something. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5402 Why does it seem like everything... forget it. It's nothing. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5403 From your profile you certainly sounded nebulous, but, when you suggested we meet somewhere far out, I was thinking a sixties retro bar. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5404 I’m sorry, but the attraction is not mutual. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5405 I know I asked for an out-of-this-world experience, but this is ridiculous. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5406 I believe that stability is important. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5407 You don't come into an establishment like this and order milk! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5408 I've had dates who've sucked the air out of a room before, but this is ridiculous. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5409 Yes,I know this makes me relatively massive. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5410 I’ve finally realized that you really DO think you're the center of the universe. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5411 At least I'm grounded. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5412 I guess my biggest pet peeve is chaos. Is that a problem? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5413 Somewhere in the galaxy is a woman who would like to have dinner with me. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5414 It’s nice to meet you Ms Way. May I call you Milky? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5415 I find your comments to be nebulous. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5416 Well, it's been lovely, but . . . what? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5417 So this is the Neutral Zone, eh? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5418 Sorry I'm late. There was an unexpected layover on Mars. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5419 Yeah, that's right, I said "nebulous", nebulous remarks 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5420 So, what’s your sign and your matter identification code?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland Ore. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5421 You‘re spacing out again. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5422 If this turns out to be just like my first date with Andromeda, we might as well end the evening now! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5423 With your star power, and me as your agent, you can name any movie role you want. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5424 So tell me all about black holes 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5425 I don't mean to suck all the air out of the room, but... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5426 I don't dance on the first date... not even with the stars 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5427 Ha, bet you can't drink an infinity of them. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5428 I'm telling you, that's just his opinion. You haven't expanded one inch since the last time I observed you. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5429 Sometimes I feel like you're far, far away. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5430 An evening rendezvous with "beyond me" 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5431 In the words of Eric Clapton, 'How did I get here? What have I done?' 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5432 I can't see the end of this conversation 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5433 I know you’d prefer the all-you-can-eat menu, but it’s prix fixe. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5434 The age in your profile seems off. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5435 Oh yeah? Well you're just people dust. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5436 Do you always talk in that helium voice? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5437 Another drink already? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5438 I don’t think that the subject of our relationship is nebulous at all. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5439 I know the world doesn't revolve around me. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5440 Well, I didn't know I was going on a date with a real galaxy of knowledge here. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5441 They're called share plates for a reason, Barb. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5442 I just feel like I’m wasting my time if you say that we won’t last another 100 years. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5443 Hey, your drink? Chip in for the tab? Abysmal date!" 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5444 It's really not that deep. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5445 I thought you said you wanted a cosmo? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5446 You're always so distant. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5447 No offense, but you look nothing like your online photo." 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5448 Your profile said you were shorter. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5449 I’ve ordered the rotini for you. You’ll love it. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5450 I dunno—it’s like the universe is speaking to me. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5451 I can’t afford to date you 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5452 I am trying to give you enough space to see if we can make this work,but we are still light years apart. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5453 Let me explain astronomy to you. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5454 I have to tell you, I am really looking for someone of substance 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5455 Well, here we are -- space, the final adventure. 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
5456 So you're telling me Biden's brain does not exist in this galaxy? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5457 I am a Pisces and you? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5458 Are you breaking up with me and crushing me to infinite density? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5459 You know, you just suck all the air out of the room 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5460 Ned always knew it would be out of this world when he finally saw one of these. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5461 Seriously, if you keep this up, you may spin out of control! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5462 You should have said you may be "collapsing soon" in your profile. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5463 No, I said you were NEBULOUS. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5464 Time always stands still when we're together. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5465 Hurry and drink up your Cosmospolitan!We’re taking up space here. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5466 Sorry I’m late. When did you get here? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5467 Yes Mother you have always shown grace under pressure. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5468 Well, what do you see when you look into the abyss? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5469 You are indeed the center of your own universe. But where do I fit in? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5470 Yes, you are beautiful but my heart's a black hole." 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5471 Dude, you may be big in your hood, but I'm king here. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5472 Well, I did say on my dating profile that I'm looking for someone bright. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5473 What's wrong, honey? You seem spaced out. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5474 How much did they pay you for naming rights to that candy bar? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5475 He is who he is — he doesn't have to be everything to everyone. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5476 He asked for some space...she gave him the universe 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5477 In the end, we’re nothing more than stardust. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5478 Oh, why didn’t I listen to Mother? She could see right through to the black hole at your heart. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5479 Not to be rude, but I think you’re older than your profile pic suggests. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5480 "Better sit down and have something. You look starved. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5481 So…are you a doughnut, a bagel, or the universe? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5482 Do you have a trans parent? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5483 This isn't what I meant when I said I need space in this relationship. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5484 I know you need room to grow but you kinda suck the air out of the room. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5485 Sorry, dinner is 26,000 lightyears away. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5486 They told me the patio was closed 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5487 I thought it would only take five years, but I was wrong. It’s an ongoing mission now. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5488 check whether they are working 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5489 I am tired of this relationship. You are just too nebulous for me! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5490 I know you've been trying to get together with Andromeda. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5491 Is it just this relatioship that's suffocating me, or is it something else? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5492 When you asked me to float an idea by you, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5493 i hear your moto is to the galxy and below 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5494 I just think it's about time you gaze also into me. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5495 You’re so mysterious… 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5496 Does it really take 13.8 billion years to heat up some breadsticks? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5497 So the way that crypocurrency works is… 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5498 Lighten up! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5499 Can you explain to me what is happening with you and Andromeda? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5500 Milky, I don’t care if you’re lactose intolerant, you’re not changing your name. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5501 I don't see why you'd think we are a match made in heaven. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5502 Dinner was super, Nova…this date was a blast “ @novstol @cstolle 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5503 I’m sorry, I just don’t think we have a deep enough connection. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5504 Actually, a galaxy is about 52,000 light years wide, so I think you kind of lied on your profile. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5505 I swear I can see the universe in your eyes. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5506 When you are waiting for your coffee to kick in,but the universe has other plans 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5507 This is simply not working out. We're still a million miles apart. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5508 It’s just frustrating that it feel like your material reality is always completely variable and entirely dependent on your relational temporal state…ugh…learn to have some self-discipline! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5509 It's still on with Carl Sagan, isn't it? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5510 I'm gaining weight?? You've gotten so big there's a supermassive black hole at your core! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5511 At least my match wasn't a black hole. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5512 A blinding date 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5513 This is why I don’t like blind dates… you look nothing like the chocolate bar 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5514 When I ordered a Galaxy Cocktail, I didn't know it came with its own galaxy. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5515 Of course it’s milk. What did you think it was? 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5516 This is why I prefer hanging out with Andromeda. SHE never needs her space. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5517 But Susan, how's this going to work, if you don't do what I say? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5518 you seem to be distant tonight 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5519 If I remember correctly, your profile said you were 35 years old. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5520 Discussing what we do with the planets: 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5521 You need to stop after this drink or your wobble is going to get bigger. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5522 You don’t look anything like your picture on Tinder. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5523 Everything you say is nebulous. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5524 I'm afraid we won't be seeing each other any longer, as I feel our relationship is too nebulous. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5525 You’re right. I don’t really understand you. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5526 I suppose you expect me to pay??? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5527 This relationship is spiraling out of control! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5528 Yeah, well I'm not a black hole so I do have to worry about food that triggers my acid reflux. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5529 I’ll admit I’m drawn to you , but your profile said bright and supportive. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5530 We’ve got to stop meeting like this! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5531 I can see you have stars in your eyes for me. But at the core, our relationship is a black hole. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5532 It’s always centers on your little universe; never mind that I had to meet with the kids’ teachers today! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5533 So this is what the inside of a black hole looks like? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5534 I tried calling your cell 3x… 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5535 Whaddya say? Black hole in 1 or 2 billion years? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5536 Can you look at me in one of my eyes and swear to tell the truth? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5537 I could swear I've met you before. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5538 Do you really think you’re the center of the universe? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5539 You seem to have expanded more than what your profile picture suggested or what you were when you first came in 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5540 I just feel like lately we’re not connecting, it’s like we’re light years apart. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5541 So, I've heard that you have been orbiting around with someone new.. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5542 If you're so powerful, drink it yourself. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5543 I know it's in your name, but do you have to order just milk? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5544 Venus, you look radiant tonight! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5545 An interesting question. The opposite of a black hole? Hmm. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5546 Bring with you is out of this world! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5547 Is this going to be a one way relationship? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5548 I didn't know there was such a thing as a universal drink. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5549 You're always so far, far away when I want to cuddle. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5550 Not my fault you've been waiting fourteen billion years. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5551 I'm tempted, but too fearful of ending up back in 2024. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5552 ‘When they said you were out of this world…’ 1.0984 0.05070 61 55 5 1
5553 Swell. I asked for creamy with my coffee. Instead they gave me milky. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5554 For the last time, as the woman who created your universe: that's a quasar; there's no such thing as a cosmic G-spot. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5555 It looks like you enjoyed your Star cocktail. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5556 Your sister was right, Donald, you ARE a black hole of need. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5557 stop staring at me like that 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5558 No, I think it's good to talk about your nebula plans on the first date. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5559 You can't possibly be everything to everyone. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5560 If I knock again,will you depart? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5561 Hey don’t ask me, it’s your dream 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5562 The Doppler shift alone is proof enough that we're growing apart, Andromeda. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5563 And don't try sucking me into the Black Hole of Marriage!! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5564 You sure know how to suck the energy out of the room. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5565 I’m sorry I never told you how much I appreciate your longevity 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5566 Black Hole, White Hole. I don't see color. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5567 It's so full of people who don't want to date me. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5568 You could’ve left me a few crumbs. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5569 Do you always order a Cosmo 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5570 You don't look like a dying star or the olive type. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5571 And I thought my Galaxy Watch was far out! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5572 I know you've been cheating on me. Your excuses are nebulous at best. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5573 Is this some kind of ‘Star Trek’ episode? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5574 You look bigger on TV 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5575 I've had enough of your nebulous expressions 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5576 You can call yourself a galaxy but talking to you feels like talking to a black hole! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5577 Well, I guess you're just from a different galaxy 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5578 Can't I get a decent meal before the Black Ring closes?! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5579 How hard it is to comprehend something 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5580 Sometimes it’s like I’m talking to a black hole. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5581 Nietzsche found it easy to catch the gaze of his blind date. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5582 It seems you took me too seriously about getting yourself together… 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5583 As blinds dates go this one is to the stars and back! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5584 I invited the moon and the stars to join me for a drink, I didn’t expect the celestial seasoning to show up. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5585 Why do you insist we've never been closer when I feel you're forever keeping secrets from me? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5586 When I said, “you’ve become my whole universe,” I didn’t mean for you to actually become a universe! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5587 This date may as well not exist. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5588 I can't help but feel you're holding something back about yourself. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5589 It's crazy. Even knowing that you will ruin my life, I'm still drawn to you. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5590 ... You have a lot of explaining to do. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5591 You don’t have to always get things YOUR way 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5592 I usually don’t date women from other planets 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5593 You remind me of a vagina,something I know nothing about but am entranced by. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5594 For a galaxy, you’re awfully small. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5595 Well,yes,you seem more distant than your picture. #mynewyorkercaption 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5596 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5597 Spiritual oyster 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5598 At least you controlled your portion amounts when ordering your food, not like your brother, "the Black Hole. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5599 I share everything with you but you give me nothing in return. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5600 The best date Sheldon ever had looks like.. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5601 No, Nancy, everything does not revolve around you! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5602 I hope you're not expecting the "Bog Bang" on the first date. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5603 Did you know that your solar plexus looks like a fried egg ? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5604 I need to escape my planet, but here are my conditions.. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5605 No, I don't want a bagel that will eat me. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5606 you nebulas are all the same - always so distant! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5607 If your parents couldn't make it, they at least could have called. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5608 I’m sorry if I’m slow responding to texts. Hashtag physics LOL. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5609 Wait, let me guess…you’re getting the spaghetti? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5610 You're a nice gal, but I feel like lately you've been spiraling out of control. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5611 „I’m supposed to believe those were all coincidences? What else are you hiding from me?” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5612 It's over. I get nothing from you. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5613 I do feel drawn to you, but you are no black hole. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5614 You seem to have more of a redshift in person. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5615 Time has really warped the way we perceive one another. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5616 I really do like you, I just think we need some space 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5617 God, this date is so nebulous 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5618 So this is your idea of a dimly lit, romantic dinner? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5619 Let me guess - you want everything on the menu. 1.0964 0.04409 83 78 2 3
5620 Nebbiolo for my favorite Nebula! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5621 You're very bright, but much too distant for this relationship to work. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5622 This conversation is spiraling out of control. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5623 Three guesses for what your favourite chocolate bar is. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5624 I'm 24 years old. How old are you? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5625 Come on just do it. Suck me in and never let me escape. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5626 Unlike you, my business does not keep expanding. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5627 No, I saw what you can do, so I'm not getting any closer, Ms. Black Hole. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5628 Is this table OK? I was hoping for something a little more intimate. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5629 It would be just like you to back away from me at half the speed of light. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5630 If you think you've got a voracious appetite you should see my ex-wife. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5631 Your clusters just don't do it for me anymore. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5632 It’s just that you seemed less vast in your profile pic. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5633 Well, trust me, you don't look a day over 10 billion years old 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5634 Everything about you adds to the romance of the night. Marry me! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5635 You're not the same person I married. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5636 Niel Degrass-Tyson said you were fascinating. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5637 Trust me Gal, it will be an even bigger bang 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5638 I think my wife suspects - she says I smell like milk. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5639 What size shoe do you wear? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5640 What a wild story you spin! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5641 So are you Mr. or Mx. Ether? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5642 Dating in my 40s, the final frontier. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5643 Like you're so deep? I am large, I contain multitudes. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5644 Do I need to explain everything to you? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5645 You’ve gotten to where you seem so distant! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5646 There you go again! Sucking me RIGHT back in! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5647 This isn’t what I imagined when you said you were “one far out babe” 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5648 *Stunned silence* 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5649 I can’t keep going on like this. It just feels like you’re sucking the light out of my life. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5650 Oh, so you’re only asking for anything to surrender to your inner self. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5651 In my book, simply describing yourself as 'enigmatic' doesn't quite do it. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5652 I’m just saying that a little *light* matter would be nice for once. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5653 Seems like we get along better when you're far, far away/ 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5654 So, where do you usually hang out? 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5655 It's just that I'm tired of waiting a billion light years for a response. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5656 That last remark was a bit nebulous. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5657 Sometimes I feel like it's only dark matter keeping us together. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5658 No, you are not going to suck me in to an argument this time. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5659 Will you stop your constant “big picture” attitude? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5660 I'm fascinated by your starry-eyed gaze. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5661 Have you noticed that our conversations always seem to go one way? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5662 I tought our conversation would have more depth 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5663 Regardless of the "Get-up" , you still need to lose weight. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5664 So even here, 160 million light years away from the Mediterranean, an Aperol Spritz? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5665 Darling, you're the universe. Of course you're everything to me." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5666 So you're saying our relationship in confining, and you need your space. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5667 I feel like there is a large event on the horizon… 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5668 Despite your appearance, you've always been a black hole to me, sucking up everything I have. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5669 I haven’t had such a deep conversation in ages 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5670 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a date who was out of this world. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5671 I represent you, not Bed or Bath. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5672 I don’t recognize you anymore. You’re always expanding at an ever more rapid rate. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5673 When my Milky Way reaches you, it will be total chaos. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5674 Look, we all have something dark and heavy at our core, but I really feel like all you want to do is suck me in and consume me entirely! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5675 Oh, so you think I’m just you experiencing yourself, huh? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5676 Anyway he called me “universally attractive” which everyone knows is code for “borrring!” 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5677 Open the swinging kitchen doors, HAL. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5678 I don’t know I just feel like there’s this hole deep down inside of me that can’t be filled 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5679 Will you bury me? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5680 Don't give yourself airs. Compared to the Milky Way, you're small potatoes. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5681 There you go again, showing off your solar plexus. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5682 Although your luminosity is 4 billion times brighter than the sun,you 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5683 You have star power but at your center you're just a massive hole. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5684 Darn dating sites. They never look like their photos. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5685 Ok, ok. I did recite "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star," but I will NOT follow it with "How Do I Love Thee?" 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5686 Yes, and I suppose you want the long history of time 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5687 I’m so happy to finally meet you. You look just like your photo on Match’’ 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5688 So you haven't had someone this big before! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5689 Oh Diane, You and I both know that's a nebulous answer 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5690 You just pull me in like no other…literally. I don’t think this can work out. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5691 This brings a whole new meaning to one with the cosmos. Fred Orlansky Pittsburgh PA rhendog@aol.com 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5692 Oh please, I'm not a black hole. That's just you calling the kettle black. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5693 Will you stop being nebulous and give me a straight answer? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5694 We can talk about anything in the universe!" 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5695 I guess I’m a ‘let the universe decide’ kinda gall 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5696 If you wanted to leave, you could’ve just said so. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5697 We talked about this. You need to dream bigger. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5698 You look just like your profile picture! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5699 Can’t believe she stood me up. She was acting a bit spacey after the 2nd date 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5700 It’s our second date. I thought you’d be more worldly. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5701 I'm sorry I should have told you I'm lactose intolerant. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5702 Would you like to come back to my efficiency apartment and disastrously collide for several hundred million years? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5703 Wow! What an accurate drink name-Mirage! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5704 Where does it say I invited anyone to dinner? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5705 You know it doesn’t work to use a fake name and photo in your profile. You are portal, not Portia. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5706 Don”t avoid the subject. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5707 I originally had a date with a black hole, I never thought I was going to get out of it 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5708 At least you're brighter than that black hole I dated last week. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5709 I'm meant to be impressed by that, Andromeda? Really? You love me to the moon 'n back? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5710 OK. I'll grant you that it did work on the Red Carpet at the Grammies. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5711 I like cats and I could become a vegetarian. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5712 You're so distant and unreachable tonight. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5713 Is it me, or do you have intimacy problems? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5714 I'm very sorry I referred to you as a "dwarf" galaxy Wanda, now can we please order dessert? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5715 Ye may contain sentient life but that doth not mean ye are sentient. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5716 Is it true that you also have a giant Black Hole? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5717 Do you really think the whole universe revolves around you? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5718 Well…THAT’S the pot calling the kettle black! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5719 This isn’t working out. It’s like there’s a black hole where your heart should be. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5720 I didn’t want to play hardball, but my offer is only good for the next million years. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5721 Like I said, I haven’t seen Andromeda in a million years. I only want to be inside you 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5722 No, lets postpone meeting your family 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5723 I just feel like we've been growing apart so slowly we didn't even notice. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5724 Well, OK . . . If that’s the way you want to spin it. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5725 So, you are into the Universe you said? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5726 Maybe you better not have another... 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5727 Ummm, do you have any questions for me? - the man. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5728 Your profile said you were into Space… I didn’t think you meant literally 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5729 How does it feel to support all the weight of the universe? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5730 It’s to soon to see your black hole, let me finish my dinner”. Ok, Im, sorry 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5731 Yes it hurts my feelings! If I'm not the brightest star in your universe then maybe you can go back to Hog or Hoag, whatever that space cadet's name is. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5732 Jason’s black hole of endless ranting about the 49ers was no match for the universe 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5733 Can I have just one date where it doesn’t feel like I’m getting sucked in? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5734 We’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Thirteen billion years is a long time! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5735 No, this restaurant is not 'out of this world.' It's more of a black hole. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5736 I'm starting to realize that everything always has to revolve around you. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5737 When I said I’d love you to the end of the earth, I didn’t think you’d make me prove it. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5738 Why did you pick this place again? The bill is always astronomical. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5739 I find your freckles quite attractive. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5740 Broad, hell! I'd say my idea is universal! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5741 Your black hole is no excuse. We're supposed to share the appetizer. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5742 This relationship is not working for me. I feel like I’m getting nothing back from you 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5743 Can't we just celebrate without all the negative energy? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5744 Fine, but now let's talk specifics. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5745 Be careful when you ask the universe to provide you with a date 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5746 Actually this is my first Tinder date 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5747 My ex Milky Way only revolved only around herself. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5748 Well, you’ve got some explaining to do!! Doh. Jinx! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5749 I feel like you’re avoiding me 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5750 so the last person you dated was a real black hole? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5751 Being a burnt out star ain’t so bad. At least you have a neck. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5752 I think I've met you more than halfway. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5753 As usual, you're being very unclear. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5754 Stella, you don't need to be Neil deGrasse Tyson to see that you're out of this solar system. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5755 [I'm tired of your nebulous meanderings--give me a straight answer! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5756 Let’ s drink to Infinity 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5757 You've grown a bit since we last met. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5758 So this is what Douglas Adams was talking about! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5759 I'm so lucky ... I get to know you AND a hole the wall! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5760 Let’s pay the check and go home before it gets dark outside 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5761 I have always tried really hard to give you as much personal space as you needed. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5762 I thought you were slimmer 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5763 What did the agency tell you about me? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5764 Of all The black holes in the universe you had To walk into mine. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5765 Don’t give me this ‘I’m just a swirling mass of cosmic dust’. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5766 Will you be my date 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5767 Hello,hello,anyone here? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5768 Because when I look at you, I just feel lost in space. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5769 You're dumping me here? You must have a black hole in your heart. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5770 So...separate checks? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5771 I think dinner is far far away. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5772 …..and with the blink of an eye….. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5773 Funny, I too have a Black Hole in my body that devours martinis at warp speed." David Chan, Brookline, MA 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5774 It's 'Shaken, not stirred,' not 'Swirled, not stirred.' 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5775 So what do you look for in a galaxy? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5776 If you'd stick to Scotch you wouldn't get that way." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5777 And you think I get expansive when I drink? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5778 Stood up in the universe again 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5779 I can't deny the attraction, but the last black hole I got sucked into blew up - as in 'supernova.' 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5780 WHEN I SAID TAKE ME TO THE STARS THIS IS NOT WHAT I MENT. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5781 You've got a certain dark energy and I don't like it! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5782 Oh no! I refuse to get sucked into another dark-hole argument. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5783 I wish you had told me this event was galactic casual! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5784 Lactose intolerant, huh? Tell me about that. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5785 If you think you’re a soul-sucking black hole, just wait until you meet my ex-wife. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5786 Don't tell me your into astrology. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5787 You need more space?? But you're my entire universe!! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5788 You must be a bottomless pit! I don’t know where you pack all this food. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5789 So, do you like the Milky Way? I mean, the chocolate 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5790 For a restaurant with infinite Michelin Stars it takes light years to get our waiter’s attention… 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5791 Just so you know, we're splitting this check. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5792 So, you're telling me, beyond the horizon of what I order everything gets spaghettified? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5793 This isn't the magnetic personality I imagined 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5794 I asked for a Black Russian, not a Black Hole. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5795 What do you mean, you only drink milk? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5796 You’re asking me if there is life on Mars ? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5797 Okay I'll pay the tab. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5798 I will need to be more careful and questionable when using my dating service 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5799 I think your a little drunk on the justification of power without accountability. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5800 Your profile said you were a hot gal, not a galaxy. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5801 I can't hear you Don Lemon. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5802 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed some space. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5803 This isn't quite what I meant by face time 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5804 Very funny, Nebula. I don't need to picture myself with another Galaxy. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5805 Good thing no one can hear me scream... 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5806 What are you not telling me? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5807 Really? Your Mother doesn’t think I’m deep enough for you? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5808 Marsha, we have been drifting apart. I don’t think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5809 The more you drink, the more nebulous your responses become. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5810 Big Tipper meets Big Dipper at Celestials. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5811 A warning: the ice in that drink could wreck havoc with your core! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5812 Its hard to believe I’m boldly going where no man has gone before when Uranus is always showing. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5813 All of your famous nebulosity, Andromeda, cannot hide the fact that you have a black hole where your heart should be! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5814 You're 4 billion light years late! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5815 of course..........you'll want your dinner .."to-go" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5816 I like you too but I just think you're moving too fast. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5817 This is why long-distance relationships don't work. You haven't even touched your drink. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5818 I think you were right. You are too much women for me to handle. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5819 No, not today. Why must you always insist on ordering takeout? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5820 I never get a goblet glass! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5821 You said your name was Nebulae. I think you're cute! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5822 you suck. I need some space 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5823 YO you said you tell my future now look! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5824 Pardon me for saying so... but I see a big black hole in your story! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5825 Take me back home in the next two minutes, or you won't live to regret it. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5826 You suck all the air out of the room. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5827 Do you go on many second dates? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5828 Now I get why the Beatles called it Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5829 You know Megan, you are not the center of the universe. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5830 I'll admit, I'm feeling a little attraction here. Or maybe it's just gravity. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5831 So how long have you been on Plenty of Galaxies? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5832 I ordered whisky, not milk. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5833 Splitting the bill? That seems a bit unfair, don't you think? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5834 The film did not frighten me. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5835 Mother was right, I should’ve never married into the void. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5836 Not to be too forward, but where would one “put it”? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5837 I'm done with you! You take and never give! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5838 It just feels like you take, take, take 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5839 I’m sorry, I tried. Elon is just not interested in taking things that far. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5840 Haven't you read the Bible? I was created by God! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5841 Wow, thought it’d take a few more dates for you to show hole. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5842 What do you mean … time isn’t important and is meaningless?!? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5843 You did say you were a minority, black even. But this is a red flag… 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5844 I was told that this was a very down to earth place . 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5845 Yeah. I like a drink once in while. You, you eat too much. Every time the waiter bring your plate of food, it is like it disappears into a black hole. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5846 You were serious about going out for a drink. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5847 Look, as I said we do need a little space between us" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5848 Sorry, I’m a bit thrown off. I just assumed I was having dinner with a phone. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5849 It’s been a whirlwind of a day. Let’s toast to the end of it. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5850 You’re so much more than my whole world 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5851 I know you said you needed space Diane, but this seems like a bit much. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5852 That's your problem. You think the world revolves around you. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5853 So,how did it all happen? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5854 I need my space just got taken to a new extreme don’t you agree? Never mind, I see you got sucked into the black hole now too. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5855 It's not the age difference. I just can't live in a vacuum anymore. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5856 Wow! This psychic reading is more than I was prepared for… I only wanted to know if I was going to get a promotion. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5857 I hate to stare, but you seem to be staring right back 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5858 Did you bring your glasses? I left mine in the car again. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5859 So.... Milky Way, is that some kinda nickname you piced up in college? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5860 Yeah I know you hate fish. I was surprised when you ordered it but c’mon honey, we can’t swap every time! I really wanted my pie, that’s why I chose it! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5861 You’re gonna pick up the bill, right? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5862 I told my therapist I feel completely empty inside. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5863 Just my luck. My blind date is a black hole! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5864 I'm really trying , but I just don't understand you. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5865 You do have a certain magnetic appeal but then you start acting like a hole. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5866 It’s like you live in your own little universe. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5867 You want milk with that? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5868 You looked younger on your profile. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5869 Tom Jones: What’s New Pussycat Galaxy: cringe 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5870 'Bottomless Margaritas ?, I don't think so' 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5871 You told me you're non-binary. You told me you're a Leo. You didn't tell me you have a one-body problem. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5872 A theoretical theorist's Saturday night... 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5873 We have to order something from a menu. 'Whatever' is far too nebulous. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5874 I'm SO attracted to you right now. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5875 I'm from Peoria. So, where exactly is "far, far away?" 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5876 If you insist on meeting like this and dressing like that then, yes, I consider your choices highly nebulous. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5877 I just wasn’t ready to get sucked into a relationship right now. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5878 I can't believe you don't see how you suck the life out of every party. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5879 I think I left my wallet in the car. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5880 You should talk. My equator may be big, but I've seen your measurements. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5881 I warned you not to sit so close to the event horizon! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5882 Who the hell are you, and where is Elon Musk? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5883 What’s the matter? You seem so far away. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5884 Say something! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5885 Welll, Miss Universe, you think everything is all about you. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5886 And then she said she didn't believe in God. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5887 I should be upfront about this. I do already live with another galaxy, but it’s strictly just for the livable environment. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5888 After reading the reviews on Black Hole travel,I will decline, thank you very much! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5889 Yeah? Well, you're not the only galaxy in the universe. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5890 Cryptocurrency is not dumb, UGC 2885! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5891 Quit being nebulous and give me some facts! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5892 About the black hole in your resume! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5893 I get that you’re spiraling, but its really no excuse to miss the deadline for those expense reports… 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5894 I’m getting bigger but your wallet will shrink 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5895 Let me see, there's Heterosexual. Homosexual. Bi-sexual. Pan-sexual. And now Universexual? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5896 I’m branching out beyond Apple. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5897 So,… Seen any dark matter lately? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5898 I always thought "infinity" was a hell of a lot larger. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5899 You look more lenticular in person. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5900 Ow—I think I’m sitting on Uranus. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5901 Oh, you think you know everything! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5902 Are you going all cosmic on me again? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5903 That's it! I will no longer gaze into you if you don't stop gazing back! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5904 Well, my darling Nebula, you're looking quite radiant tonight! 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5905 I'm not worried about our age difference if you aren't. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5906 You look nothing like your Tinder profile. I was expecting an old man with a long white beard." 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5907 You drink mine first... 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5908 I wouldn't be here if I were so provincial. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5909 Thanks for coming all the way out here Trevor,but I could really use some space. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5910 You said you needed space, darling! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5911 Dinnertime conversations are known for leading to heated debates. With everyone close,differing viewpoints are bound to send dinner debates to cosmic proportions. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5912 I was sorry to hear about your heartburn. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5913 You like milky drinks,no way! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5914 You’re ghosting me again 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5915 I'm growing weary of your nebulous opinions. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5916 '"You have a stellar personality, and radiant appearance, but I am concerned about the black hole at your center." 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5917 Sorry, There are no "Beaker's Choice" items on this menu. 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
5918 Ironically you’re not one for deep conversation 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5919 Your profile photo is older than I thought. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5920 I travelled light years for this? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5921 Seance? Dining alone was embarrassment enough. . 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5922 You know, your profile description of “milky white skin” is a little misleading. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5923 Join me, and in 24 hours we will make this galaxy great again. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5924 Spit out my Mars bar. It wasn't a planet! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5925 Betty, I'm feeling really sorry about paying your tuition to magic school! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5926 Yes, I'm putting on a little weight and you are expanding a little, but so what. What did you think of that last Oprah special? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5927 You're always sucking the air out of the room and I can't stand it anymore. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5928 Per usual, Milky! It always has to be your Way! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5929 You are just too much. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5930 I didn’t realize you wanted to meet this far far away. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5931 It’s not my fault they gave us a table in the city on the edge of forever. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5932 Can't you try not to be so self-centered? I feel like you just suck all the energy out of a room. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5933 This thing between us just isn’t working out. The physics never made any sense 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5934 Yes I know all about your universal wisdom but you're still just a big black hole. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5935 You see, I'm normally into women, but I just felt this gravitational pull towards you. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5936 I guess that's what you get for dating Ramona Flowers 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5937 If you’re not willing to revolve around me, this just isn’t going to work. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5938 Is there something wrong? You haven’t finished your drink 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5939 I’m sorry, this id a red flag. My ex also thought they were the center of the universe 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5940 I can’t wait for you to waste my time 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5941 This is not the ‘Ellen’s Stardust Diner’ I wanted to try and you know it. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5942 You’re taking ‘center of my universe’ a bit too literally, dear. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5943 No, actually you resemble a night owl. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5944 You burb before fleeing ? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5945 So, yes, I said I was putting it out into the universe that I wanted to find someone. But this is not what I expected. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5946 You may be a supernova, but that does not exempt you from the laws of physics. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5947 So I said “intergalactic?? I thought you said in her galactic!” 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5948 So how long have you been into philosophy? I get the feeling you’re pretty deep. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5949 I don’t want everything in my life to revolve around you 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5950 Bobby: "I love you to the moon and back." Galaxy: "Is that all?! My love for you is out of this galaxy. " 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5951 Do you want to suck back another one? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5952 How ‘bout that airline food? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5953 Waiting for my cosmic companion to join me for a stellar soirée – space-time portal reservations only. 🌌🍷 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5954 Your dating profile said you are a galaxy, not the usual black hole" 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5955 When you told me you might seem cold , distand and aloof I did not know you were so literal . 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5956 You're never on my side. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5957 You are the very meaning of the word 'stellar' and I'm duly impressed, but now it's time to talk about me. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5958 Your profile said you were hotter than a super model 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5959 I only come here on Tuesdays….the Galaxy Rice Pudding is half price. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5960 You know, I don't like this Floating Galaxy" drink you suggested after all! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5961 Soooooo, I guess you're looking for a more platonic relationship. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5962 What does the whole universe really think of me. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5963 Your profile picture led me believe you were something else... 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5964 Would it be trite to say our differences are light-years apart? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5965 At least I attempt to fill the void inside me. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5966 Do you really think that I will sit quietly while you gobble up all of the beautiful stars? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5967 About damn time! Do you have any idea how many light years I've been waiting? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5968 Why is there no menu? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5969 In another lifetime we were lovers. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5970 ‘so what’s your relationship like with your parents?’ 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5971 Your anDRAMAdy episodes are becoming a STRAIN on our relationship, Dear. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5972 I saw on the dessert menu that they have a Milky Way. Could be a little taste of home. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5973 Show me Neil deGrasse Tyson's IQ? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5974 I'm impressed with how quickly you swallowed your meal. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5975 Just remember, I knew you before you were 'discovered' by the JWST. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5976 NASA is recruiting astronauts and I'm an Aries rising. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5977 I need space to give you time. Let’s spacetime! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5978 We have to stop meeting like this. People are starting to talk. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5979 You looked a lot younger on your Hinge page. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5980 Sometimes, Irma, I think we have trouble talking things over face to face. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5981 Flashy exterior with a selfish energy suck at the center. You're just like all the others. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5982 Feel free to order more next time. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5983 Mine's Earl Grey, hot. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5984 All stars, no food! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5985 Secrets. Many secrets. Well I have secrets too! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5986 Tonight you seem light years away. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5987 What makes your sense of comedy so, divine? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5988 My attraction to you is based on emotion, not gravity. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5989 Hey, don’t sweat it; I’ve been in a downward spiral for eons. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5990 Look, I have to blame _someone_ for my issues. Don’t take it so personally. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5991 Oh damn! I am lactose intolerant 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5992 I feel like everything I say to you goes in one ear and out another. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5993 So that’s where my date goes when I start talk about my dating history. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5994 So she kicked me out and I figured onwards and upwards. Do you have any goldilocks zones by the way? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5995 I heard you were playing the starfield. Is it true? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5996 Every time we get together you just suck all the energy in 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5997 You look exactly like your Webb Telescope pictures. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5998 Careful, two more of these and you will implode. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5999 What I need is a clean split, but you keep sucking me back in! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6000 Is this some sort of Artificial Intelligence prank? 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6001 You say you want to steer me away from clouds and darkness. Then you show up looking like this. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6002 Honey, you're glowing... Are you pregnant? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6003 A wormhole…seems a long way to go to powder your nose. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6004 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... into space. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6005 You look a lot different in your photo. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6006 Fine, you are large, you contain multitudes, yada yada yada. I still don't like it when you contradict yourself. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6007 …and then i said no thanks, but that’s a really nice tie. Hahaha. Enough about me. Where are you from originally 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6008 You look different from your picture. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6009 I know you're 13.1 to 13.3 billion years old and I'm only 38, but I also know that I've never felt like this before... 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6010 I bet you have a celestial body count 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6011 I found myself on an ayahuasca in trip in Tulum 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6012 I'll have what yonder's having. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6013 Could you make yourself clear. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6014 That's not what avoidant attachment means. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6015 so you think you can fill the void in me? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6016 I hope you don’t have a black hole, because my heart has already been sucked in" 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6017 Dating apps don’t work anymore 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6018 I'd still love you if you were a worm, ok? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6019 I’m pretty sure I set my location to be within this galaxy. I’m not that great with long distance; although this is a pretty far out dinner location. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6020 I just feel like we've grown light-years apart. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6021 This conversation is sucking the life out of me. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
6022 You have that distant look in your eyes... 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6023 i’ve always preferred Snickers, myself; wait, sorry, was that rude?! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6024 I told you this restaurant is out of this world! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6025 Really? You're lactose intolerant too?! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6026 I was hoping for a clear idea from you of where our relationship is going, but you're a little nebula. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6027 Even when i fear utter solitude, i'm akin to a lone galaxy, yet amidst countless stars, i find solace knowing im never truly alone: or maybe its just the drinks starting to kick in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6028 Either sit down and sip your drink,or disappear. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6029 Hi! My name is Arno and I’m happy to meet you. Why don’t we start off our new friendship with a big bang? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6030 Integrating the covarying coupling constants model and the "tired light" model led Rajendra Gupta, a professor at the University of Ottawa, to conclude that dark matter is nonexistent, according to research published in The Astrophysical Journal. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6031 I’ve searched the galaxy for you! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6032 You are only the center of your galaxy,NOT the center of the universe. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6033 Having milk again? Oh, you and your milky ways! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6034 I MIGHT AS WELL BE TALKING TO A BLACK HOLE. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6035 Is something on your mind? You're distant, and honestly, it feels like I'm speaking into the void." 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6036 Just take half” they’d said 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6037 I understand the person in your profile picture is TECHNICALLY here--it still seems a little dishonest. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6038 It's simple, I am weary of this universe and want to speed date my way through your wormhole into another 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6039 This is not a "come as you are" party 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6040 The atmosphere is lacking but the fusion food is heavenly. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6041 Your profile said you mingle with the biggest stars, but this is NOT what I was expecting. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6042 So you do have another layer. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6043 I'm sorry but, in my defense, I never thought this was the attraction the law talked about - 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6044 I really got to stop taking my meds. These side effects are too wild... 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6045 It's costing me a fortune to take you out to another chic spot filled with stars. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6046 She's lying. I was not unfaithful. I divorced her because she was a black hole of emotional need. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6047 When I said I'd follow you anywhere on the application, I was thinking more like the bedroom. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6048 Out here it's nothing but nightcaps. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6049 Nah, I'm not feeling the spaghetti. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6050 Don't tell me. Spaghettification 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6051 It was Nietzsche who said when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6052 I love the open-concept floor plan. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6053 yer this is the new Nuclear Fusion place, no one is really coming here yet 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6054 You're right, saying somebody has "galaxy brain" is a micro aggression. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6055 I need to get down-to-earth with you... 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6056 This is a bit more than a "zombie", isn't it? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6057 This is the third time in a row we’ve been out in your neighborhood 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6058 For the last time, I’m not star struck when I’m with out you. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6059 Before you disappear—do you argue with yourself about your behavior of forever moving away? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6060 Man! You are a good example of why so many people believe that black holes suck! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6061 You could have dressed up for this date... 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6062 Well yes, your profile did say from out of town..... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6063 I don’t care if you lied about your height, but I was kinda looking for something with fewer light years. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6064 Yes, I do feel all the energy literally being sucked out of me, but it's not the first time since I got back in the dating game. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6065 There’s NO WAY I’m going back to your place. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6066 Why are you always so silent 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6067 You seem star struck. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6068 I'm surprised you still have an appetite after all those stars you ate for lunch. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6069 I remember now why I don’t date stars. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6070 Cocktails at the event horizon? You charmer! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6071 The least you could do is stare back. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6072 For once, can you just try not to suck the life out of our night out? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6073 I asked. They don't serve dust or gas here. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6074 I am NOT needy and I resent the implication. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6075 Borealis defines our relationship. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6076 I agree with you that the term "black hole" sounds too ominous. How do you feel about "pot luck" hole?... Maureen W Philadelphia P 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6077 Well, that was certainly a nebulous answer... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6078 Regrettably, I simply can't envision our relationship working out in this universe. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6079 Why do you always have to be the center of the universe? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6080 To infinity and beyond?" Is that your dating strategy 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6081 No, thank you. I don't want to see your black hole. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6082 Your eyes shine brighter than any stars in the sky. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6083 So, little Miss Universe needs more space?! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6084 I’m going to k¡ll my assistant… I told him to set me up with an A$$hole. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6085 We'll know what the chef recommends after we've eaten it. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6086 I know you're always hungry but please don't eat my food this time" 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6087 You know I can't stop you if and when you're going to dine and ditch at 2.1 million km/hr. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6088 Well, you really know how to suck the life out of things, don't you? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6089 I wish you had told me you were a spiral before I played NYT Connections yesterday 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6090 My Black Hole was a bad divorce. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6091 Not another multi-verse dating app with no women in it. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6092 i just think since we broke up there has been a bit of an atmosphere 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6093 When your date looks nothing like their profile 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6094 Well you shouldn’t have ordered the dead star salad if you didn’t want to get interstellar gas. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6095 When I said you were ‘out of this world’ this is not what I meant. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6096 What's good here? I hear the Dark Matter is to die for 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6097 I just can’t go on, it feels like you are a black hole” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6098 I’m surprised you don’t get a lot of second dates 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6099 I’ve come too far to be amused by a bait and switch. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6100 They don't make anything shorter than four billion years to your stomach. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6101 You're attitude seems pretty nebulous to me. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6102 You realize I cannot keep paying for drinks?! You are bottomless!!!!! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6103 Oh, yeah? Well I contain multitudes! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6104 This is not what I expected when your profile said you have a "spacious" personality. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6105 When they advertised this as a meal out of this world I didn't expect this. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6106 Your comment reminds me that I also have a space problem due to the many trophies I've won excelling at various sports. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6107 Of all the gin joints in all the galaxies in all the universe, she beams into mine. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6108 A hole, you say? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6109 So what’s your astrological sign? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6110 Infinite realities and you still have no concept of, "it's DiGiorno, not delivery." We could be eating right now. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6111 Ring-a-ding-ding 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6112 You always seem so far away when we’re out 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6113 I hate when they seat us back by the kitchen. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6114 I hope you're enjoying the Death Cafe group. It's just us today. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6115 Oh no! You're not going to suck me into paying the bill! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6116 So just because I like Star Wars, that means I’m ‘fetishizing’ you? And that I’m only interested in your celestial ‘body’? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6117 I understand your preferring your first name, since your last name is as overworked as a vowel. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6118 You're done with me with no explanation? What was all of this supposed to be? A good time? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6119 I don’t think it’s working, Diane. It’s a nice space, like you said, but when we’re together, I get lonely. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6120 Your enneagram profile is wrong- you don’t seem avoidant to me at all, rather present in fact. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6121 I said blackhole, now what you heard 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6122 Next time I post ‘ man seeking black hole’, I won’t put it on Scientific American 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6123 Oh, please! Do you really believe that... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6124 My Dear, I believe you’re pregnant. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6125 So you’re literally a man of the world I see. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6126 This is turning out to be an expensive date. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6127 I knew our different worldviews would become a problem. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6128 No point in promising you the world, simply my devotion, dear 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6129 I'm sorry. No gift. I couldn't think of a thing you need. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6130 Your celestial body count is astronomical! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6131 Yes,you leave me starry-eyed. Please stop asking. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6132 When your date’s gravitational pull is stronger than their sense of humor 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6133 Are you related to the founder of Universal Studios? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6134 If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6135 I don't get it. You had 15 drinks in the last hour, and I don't see any change. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6136 It's always take, take, take with you. Sometimes I think there's a black hole where your heart should be. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6137 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6138 Threatening me with a black hole is not going to mend our relationship. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6139 I feel like I could fall forever for you 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6140 I thought we agreed no deep philosophical discussions tonight. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6141 Miss or Mx Universe? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6142 Cheers” to the ghost of Christmas future 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6143 Why is it only appropriate for one of us to say we were conceived by a "big bang"? 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
6144 It is about time you showed up,Andromeda. It's only been two million years! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6145 OK, I’m intrigued; what is it that matters to you that you find so dark? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6146 Are you sure you weren't spotted? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6147 I hope you’ve got one more big bang in you. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6148 I read a good review of Cosmos Restaurant but wasn’t expecting a date with you, Lunar Eclipse 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6149 The bolognese went right through me. You? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6150 Just tighten your belt and you can pay for dinner! 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
6151 It feels like we are getting increasingly distant. Like two points on an inflating balloon. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6152 Can we please have a real conversation? this feels like I'm just shouting into the abyss 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6153 sigh.."listen honey, I don't think this relationship is going anywhere (everywhere?) and if we tried to make it, I couldn't even kiss your beautiful..... face?" 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6154 It’s finally nice to meet the hole you 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6155 You think you’re a star, but you’re just a blackhole! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6156 I know you said you were very spiritual but this is more than I expected. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6157 You told me you were a globular cluster... 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6158 Ok. We meet at the DNC office, then play it by air. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6159 I knew I was going on a date with a star, but you didn't say anything about bringing your whole family! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6160 I'm not sure what I said, but you seem so distant today. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6161 Why no waiters at the restaurant at the end of the universe? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6162 My Grindr said I’m into ‘black holes.’ This is not what I meant. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6163 I see that you left for the black hole. When do you expect to expect to return, or shall I go ahead and drink your drink. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6164 I don’t think you know what ‘galaxy brain’ really means. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6165 Now let me tell you how galaxies work. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
6166 You’re not like the other women I’ve dated. They were all white. And solid. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6167 Was that your gas? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6168 Are you sure that’s where you want me to put it? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6169 Well, frankly I find our relationship a little nebulous. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6170 How did our mothers meet? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6171 Where is the closest wormhole? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6172 You are I are just light-year apart 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6173 I guess I first got into stargazing at 12, well, 12 1/2. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
6174 What did I expect, representing Rick Sanchez? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6175 My ex was a black hole too. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6176 An everything bagel,a schemer and nova. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6177 I wish we’d gone to a place closer to home. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6178 I swear, every conversation I try to have with you spirals out of control in the first nanosecond. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6179 And this artist here is displaying what online dating looked like in the year 2024. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6180 Anyways, I can’t seem to find my phone 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6181 I know this is a first date but can I come in? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6182 Cheers! Now I know what the online dating sight means by the sky is the limit. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6183 When we talk, I feel like I’m entering a black hole 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6184 What do you think of us trying out for Dancing with the Stars?? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6185 Milky Way bars aren’t on the menu.” 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6186 Yeah, you may be in the stars, but some of us are looking at the gutter. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6187 Your profile admitted to a few extra pounds, but c'mon, you're spiraling out of control! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6188 So, it’s true, panentheistic standup is real. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6189 ''Going forward, Pluto really needs to take it to the next level, step up to the plate, and really push the envelope, but you know, the data never lies. It is what it is...'' 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6190 I've heard the cosmos here are out of this world! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6191 Did you mention that you are a galaxy from far far away? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6192 And I'm supposed to be the prude? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6193 So, tell me about your spin. Do you always like to keep things rotating, or do you ever take a break? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6194 Do you feel the presence of a waiter inside you? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6195 For the last time, you're not lactose-intolerant. We're having the Moonpie! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6196 I’m having a bit of an extraterrestrial crisis 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6197 Listen, this isn’t going to work. I can’t get over the fact that you think a light year is a measurement of time and not distance 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6198 There you go, round & round again with that nebulous, “cosmic” reasoning of yours 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6199 You are the brightest blind date I 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6200 You happen to be about 10,000 years early. Have a seat, dinner is in ten.. want something to drink? ...other than the entire solar system... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6201 Your talk about the metaverse scared the waiter away. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6202 I said I had massive gas issues, not that I was a gas giant. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6203 Your spirals are much more pronounced in your profile pic. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6204 I need to stop staring into the void. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6205 Are you barred here too lol 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6206 It feels like you’re pulling away, Helen, at an ever-increasing rate. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6207 I thought you were the light of my life, and you turn out to be a black hole. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6208 Your profile said you were a BLACK hole. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6209 No I will not 'come closer so you can whisper in my ear.' 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6210 We’re all universally potent, pal. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6211 Were you sent by Jensen Huang? 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
6212 I hope you enjoyed your galactic drink 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6213 So, what's your favorite color? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6214 I know, you didn't have me in mind. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6215 Gorgeous…brilliant…successful. Actually, most of my dates were out of this world! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6216 Sorry, but Taylor will only book Andromeda in your quadrant. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
6217 You're such a tease 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6218 I'll need some documentation that it's the Holy Grail. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6219 You know, Milky, I wonder if you could help me with something I've been curious about for a long time. Is there really anything to this contemplation of your black hole business? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6220 Galaxy: “Looks like I’ll need a James Webb telescope to see that pour of wine.” 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6221 I find your parameters rather limiting. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6222 Hello Cosmos, I feel a strong attraction to you! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6223 I’ll have the meteor shower special, with a solar eclipse, straight up. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6224 Oh, just get over yourself. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6225 So if you don’t like being flat I say have something done about it. I got plugs after college and never looked back. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6226 We are both Sagittarius so I thought we’d be compatible, but frankly I think you have too much dark matter for me. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6227 Don’t even blink about it. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6228 That's not what I expected from your "Sunny disposition" entry on Tinder. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6229 It’s hard to live up to your parents expectations. Maybe we should drink something else. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6230 OK,but not when my Mother visits. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6231 Having drinks with a galaxy close, close nearby, Fred couldn’t help but wish to be far, far away.. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6232 The coffee is way too milky, no? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6233 I paid for a date with Miss Universe. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6234 Once a galaxy... always a galaxy! I told YOU... you'd never become universal! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6235 So, when did you become a flat earther? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6236 Ya that view is pretty universal 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6237 The problem, Cheryl, is that you’re an emotional black hole 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6238 it would be nice if you could at least pretend you care about my problems 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6239 Did you hit your head, cause you're looking a little starry? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6240 You'll like it here, the food is out of this world! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6241 You promised me a glitzy life amongst the stars and all you really wanted was a drink? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6242 Listen up Milky, there's too much rum in this Shooting Star cocktail. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6243 Dear, you seem light years away tonight. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6244 This place is absolutely heavenly, pull up a chair. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6245 You told me I was your world 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6246 No, I'm not going to invest my company's money in such a nebulous business model. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6247 Yes, I know I'm peaking on acid. So What! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6248 Yes, you heard right! I do absorb all my dates! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6249 You are a mirror image of the woman I once loved. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6250 I can’t breath up here 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6251 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the Universe, you walk into mine. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6252 Is that my breakfast omlette or just another galaxy passing by? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6253 Why do you ask if I believe in universal truths? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6254 And you couldn't just order a regular cocktail? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6255 It might be a bit early in this relationship to talk about a merger, don’t you think? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6256 Well dear, I’m simply saying it doesn’t help our relationship when you keep insisting that from an inertial frame of perspective, the Universe revolves around you. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6257 You are nothing like your photos. It said “celestial beauty” so I swiped right. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6258 You look nothing like your profile pic 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6259 I just don’t think you’re my type, you’re too peculiar. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6260 You know, you can do something about its being stirred. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6261 It looks like you've expanded too much on that Fettucine ala Sagan! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6262 Sometimes I feel like you are a million years away 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6263 It’s like you don’t even gaze back anymore. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6264 I was just saying, breadsticks will make you feel like you’re expanding more. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6265 I don’t think I can afford your appetite. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6266 And I thought the parallel universe would be better 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6267 I really don’t think we will run into your ex at this space. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6268 I enjoyed your performance in "Star Wars." 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6269 You're less humanoid than your photo. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6270 Honey, the pace at which you toss down those Cosmos is concerning. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6271 Sorry I need to correct you. I don’t ’work for Elon’. I’m financial consultant at Tesla. There’s a difference. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6272 Lunch with a the worm agents causing Havana Syndrome as FT Gordon plays big brother 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6273 I’ve been feeling a lot distance between us lately. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6274 Must you always have what I’m having? 1.0758 0.04483 66 63 1 2
6275 There you go again sucking me into the black vortex that is your soul. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6276 Your gravity wasn't as noticeable on your dating profile. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6277 Hurry and drink up your Cosmospolitan! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6278 It takes light-years to just get a menu. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6279 You're so smug, sitting there with that all knowing aura of yours!! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6280 You looked more attractive in the app. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6281 You don't look like your pictures. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6282 Wow, the wine tonight is out of this world. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6283 For one thing, I'm tired of all this pie in the sky. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6284 Yeah, well maybe you're the one whose problems are sooooo insignificant. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6285 You intimidate me. I sense you have been around. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6286 I didn’t know you were a space cadet….. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6287 Intergalactic first dates “ So, where are you from originally?” 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6288 Quick question, am I supposed to be here? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6289 And you know how she got the name Milky Way don’t you…? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6290 Order anything you like on the menu. I didn’t imply you were looking fat. I was referring to an “expanding galaxy.” 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6291 Nooooooo! We are NOT together. It was our first date! Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6292 I’m sorry, you’ve NEVER heard of Elliot Smith. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6293 You're delusional. We all are just human" 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6294 Hmmmm, she chose the time and the place, I wonder why she is running late? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6295 I feel like all I do is give and you just consume everything 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6296 I said I'm not interested in the Worm Hole special. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6297 You take me out to discuss the universe but you’re just full of hot air” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6298 I just can’t keep getting sucked into the black hole of your emotional neediness. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6299 I travelled a thousand light years for a cup of heavenly coffee and this stuff is awful. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6300 I liked those tacos, too, but now both of us are full of expanding gas. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6301 The cosmos drinking a cosmo... how droll! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6302 I know I said I'd follow you to the ends of the earth, but every man has his limits." 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6303 Splitting the bill by a hundred billion is not going to go over well. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6304 I'm not sure our relationship is still a good idea Galaxia. You just seem so distant this millennium. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6305 Movie Galaxy just don't have the same flow. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6306 Now I can fully grasp the concept of infinity . . . from the vast numbers of "Miss Universe" and "No Atmosphere" captions. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6307 What kind of commitment do you mean? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6308 And I thought I was already in a black hole… 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6309 What in God's Gallexy are you talking about?!?! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6310 I do not find your nebulous comments attractive. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6311 Can we just stop talking about the cosmos, and just decide on what food you wanna order?? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6312 Am I right to assume you don’t want the ice cream sundae? It is topped with crushed Milky Way. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6313 Sorry, I forgot that some women should not drink gin on an empty stomach. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6314 Stop staring at me 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6315 Fettuccini Alfredo, creamed spinach, crème brûlée and now a White Russian? It doesn’t really seem like you’re over your last relationship? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6316 I don't understand, Jennifer, you're being nebulous 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6317 And what are your intentions in this relationship? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6318 I just don’t think we’re cosmically in tune 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6319 What do you mean I stare into a void during our dates ? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6320 I’d like to expand our relationship 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
6321 When he asked me about my dating history, me wishing the ground could swallow me whole went to the next level. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6322 Wow, you have an uncanny resemblance to my basement. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6323 sucking in the tablecloth will not disguise what you are, you black hole you!!!! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6324 Well, your table manners actually really suck. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6325 I guess Dave was right. This new dating app is light years ahead . 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6326 Don’t tell me about your three body problem, I have enough trouble with my one body problem. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6327 The hell with this long distant dating, our first date is still 100 million light years away. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6328 What can I say . There is a shellfish after life. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6329 I mean I wanted the ketamine to disassociate me from my depression, but this is extreme 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6330 So you love a dessert named after you and no longer talk to Andromeda? Why? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6331 This makes me want to contact the OK Cupid site and tell them they need to rename it “out of this world” 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6332 Yea, Tom says it's harmless stargazing but I think it's creepy. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6333 You've made this cup of tea the milky way 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6334 You're nothing but a conversational black hole at your core! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6335 I only dated Mars for 10 months and yet you keep harping about it. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6336 For the last time, your dark matter halo does not make you look fat. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6337 No, I don’t think you are vapid 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6338 Its an amazing night, is a night really. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6339 You're a lot more outgoing than that black hole I dated last week. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6340 Seriously regretting ordering the Cosmo,Melvin ponders his next move. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6341 Why do I have to pay the bill? You are literally the whole darn milky way! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6342 You should be kind to the staff. The universe doesn’t revolve around you even if many things do. Are you even listening to me? It seems everything I say goes in one ear and gets shredded and lost. In fact, I bet you’re only a black hole at your core. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6343 Why do I always have to do all the talking? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6344 Not exactly what I meant by al fresco. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6345 There’s not enough room for your parents to come and stay. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6346 Oh sure, as usual everything revolves around you. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6347 How illuminating can we make this dinner?" 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6348 Honey, you are not my universe. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6349 Look, you're gonna have to give me some space and a little time, and I need a little energy to figure out what's the matter with your drink 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6350 Look, Andromeda, you may THINK you're a black hole, but you're still nothing but a galaxy! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6351 So, how long have you been alone? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6352 Why is everything you eat spaghettified? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6353 There really are no available people in this world. So, on to the next planet, I guess. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6354 No one understands me like you do 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6355 I think we need more space 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6356 I keep telling you, but it's like there's black hole in your very core. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
6357 So, when did you first become dark matter? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6358 I assume you have no dairy allergies? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6359 I feel like your profile was a bit misleading... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6360 When your profile said 'infinitely deep hole,' I thought it was a euphemism. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6361 Well it's better than being next to the kitchen or bathroom 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6362 It's not about the size of the bang, it's how you use it! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6363 You remind me of my ex. But that was long ago, a galaxy far, far away. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6364 You just had to vacation at an air B&B -- so go on, order your inter-galactic brunch! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6365 It just feels like I give, I give and I give but I get nothing back. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6366 No, you can't have a straw! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6367 slow down, you literally inhaled your food” 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6368 I've been waiting my whole life to meet somebody who's out of this world, but you're a bit distant. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6369 It’s the black hole in the middle that I have a problem with. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6370 You don't look like your online pic at all. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6371 You really shouldn't drink if you're going to be driving home. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6372 How should I know? Is it my fault that our thoughts on dark matter are light years apart? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6373 Sometimes it's like you're not really there. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6374 I think you're starting to spiral. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6375 Of course your attractive; you're a nebula. But I just can't make this long-distance relationship work anymore. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6376 Don't even try to stick me with the tab. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6377 It's been almost 10 years. When will you accept that the guy won the Oscar for directing the life of the Atomic Bomb man, and not your life? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6378 I think we have a lot in common; I too often feel like a black hole. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6379 I don't like the way you spin things 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6380 'When you stare into the void, the void stares back' 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6381 Seems like we are a million light years away. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6382 We need an astrophysicist, not a psy! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6383 I just feel like once we commit there’s just no going back. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6384 I think I did enough coming here, now it’s your turn to amaze me. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6385 Every time we get together,you go down that black hole. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6386 Dark and Stormy again? You promised you would expand a little. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6387 Hard to believe that you’re lactose intolerant. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6388 I told her that it was a black hole, not a restroom. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6389 So,what do you think of the Multiverse Theory? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6390 How can I trust someone who’s just not there? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6391 No matter how I look at it there’s always an unfathomable distance between us. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6392 Is this your idea of having found your inner spirit? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6393 that martini certainly makes you lighten up.... 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
6394 You’re not the only one who’s deep, you know! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6395 We keep getting drinks at your place...are you...ashamed to be seen with me? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6396 I've always been attracted to gaseous nebulousness. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6397 So sorry your food is in the Black Hole! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6398 We're through! You're dark, evil and suck the souls out of men! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6399 Wow, the service in this place really sucks 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6400 What do you mean you won’t split the Uber? 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
6401 I had to ask you out, I am really attracted to you. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6402 So right in front of the whole team, that little simp Jones has the stones to accuse me of suffering from a god complex! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6403 When she said we need space, this isn’t quite what I pictured. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6404 I’ll be honest, you look older than 6,000. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6405 God, I can’t even get a word in. You really know how to suck all the air out of a room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6406 That’s it, we are over! You are not the center of the universe, you know? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6407 It’s not me its that you kind of suck all the air out of the room… 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6408 Oh, not that Pluto chat again... I told you, it meant nothing to me! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6409 I always knew your feelings for me were nebulous. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6410 Why do you insist on making me feel so shallow? #newyorkercartooncaptioncontest 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
6411 But, you know, life isn’t black and white, and there are so many details that are impossible to mention… How’s your drink, by the way? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6412 Once again, this conversation is going nowhere. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6413 I believe I am the center of the universe! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6414 I must admit I’ve not had a drink with a penguin… …is that an olive or an anchovy in your martini? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6415 So, Stella, what does your name mean again? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6416 You like your White Russians made the Milky Way? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6417 Vanderpump Rules, eh? Maybe I’ll check it out. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6418 You can't just keep on saying that avoiding your problems is just in your nature" 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6419 You can't fool me. I know a black hole when I see one. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6420 Is it just me or does it feel like there's infinite space between us?" 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6421 If you’re so capable of supporting intelligent life, you can go Dutch on dinner. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6422 So you’re the reason for climate change? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6423 here we go again, it's our first date and he only talks about himself 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6424 You don’t look anything like your picture. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6425 Yes. All this money means I own you. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6426 I should have used spell check, when I typed "a gal for a gala" on the app. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6427 I found your resume a little nebulous. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6428 Is this what my doctor means when he says I have anxiety? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6429 Are you a black hole? Cuz you're really attractive 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6430 I've never seen a black hole before 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6431 No need to go into a black hole, I simply suggested your outer ring was expanding. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6432 No wonder they call you the Milky Way. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6433 I've never been ghosted so thoroughly that you'd black-hole even the light from your image for eternity. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6434 I didn’t mean offense when I said ‘you mean the world to me.’ 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6435 It's supposed to have a cherry. Eat it. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6436 When you said you were on your way you didn't mention anything about light years. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6437 The universe is no longer expanding, so what hope is there for us? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6438 I thought you told me you were 36... 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6439 Go easy on those martinis. Remember, everything you do is a reflection on me. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6440 I like your outfit, but the drink is lousy." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6441 Hey, big boy! Why don't ya' drop in sometime?! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6442 I hope you’re not going to go all nova on me. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6443 When Sinatra’s not here, this place is dead. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6444 Dammit, quit being a nebulous nebula!! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6445 Has anyone ever told you that you look like a galaxy far, far away? 1.0694 0.04114 72 69 1 2
6446 I love your name! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6447 Don't even think about ordering the all-you-can eat ribs! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6448 The natural evolution and innovation of speed dating featuring unfortunate cast members of Love is Blind. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6449 I’m sure it’s great having all that space, but I’ve got someone who’s really into me! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6450 You look nothing like your Tinder profile. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6451 No,I dropped Grindr when my last response was a black hole. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6452 I disagree - this single malt DOES explain the nature of the universe 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6453 You're not really 'all that' as you think you are 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6454 I ordered it scrambled, not sunny side up. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6455 Wait til Neil Degrasse Tyson hears about this!” 😂 @neildegrassetyso 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6456 When you said let's hit the space bar, I didn't have this in mind. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6457 Mother of God! What now! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6458 I ordered you a drink...I figured you would like a Cosmos. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6459 I don’t think they named the drink after you, Cosmo! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6460 The universe is not BIG enough for the two of us. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6461 I should've trusted my gut when you wouldn't sign the prenup. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6462 I'm personally feeling a meteoric rise at the moment, if you know what I mean 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6463 I’ve never seen a drink sucked up that fast before. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6464 ‘What are you having?’ ‘It doesn’t matter, it’s all spaghetti to me’ 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6465 Can I roll over my 401(k) in your alternate dimension? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6466 You're still tighter than my last girlfriend. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6467 Well if you are just going to suck in everything it doesn't matter what you order. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6468 Do you know the distance between us can only be measured in light years? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6469 No problem knocking down those drinks, huh? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6470 So, funny thing, ... I told Beth I was really into Astrology, but ... 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6471 Your argument is nebulous! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6472 I’m done with you sucking all of the light out of life. I want a divorce. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6473 We've reached the big crunch time in our relationship.... 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6474 sooo… what have you been up to the last 230 million years? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6475 Honestly! You mean the world to me! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6476 I' think both candidates are too old -- but think positively -- we have a few billion years before we will enter a black hole. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6477 Are you not at all concerned about the age gap? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6478 -“How was your weekend?” -“It was a Big Bang weekend!” 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6479 Your online profile said that you were a black hole! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6480 I swiped right because we're both moderately eccentric with an inclined orbit. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6481 They warned me you were a space case. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6482 So how much food and drink goes into the central black hole? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6483 My darling, you are ripening and very beckoning tonight. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6484 I think we need some space. Please don't spiral about it. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6485 When you said your love language was "Quality Time," you sucking up the entire galaxy wasn't what I had in mind. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6486 Well no, this is actually the first date I've arranged with the James Webb matching service. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6487 The Milky Way is not MY way ……. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6488 You know, it's not polite to stare back. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6489 Are you sure you are okay standing? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6490 Finally found someone who appreciates a good vintage as much as I do. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6491 Ok… Now, I know where my energy went… 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6492 You are not paying attention! You look like you’re somewhere else! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6493 Oh, you don't like being called Milky Way?" "Cry me a river. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6494 I just feel that you’re being too dense and that we need more space 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6495 Bill felt that his date was showing too many ‘black holes’ to be anything more than a fling. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6496 So, are you up to date on your Covid boosters? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6497 Do you have a black hole at your heart like my last date? 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
6498 Every time we meet for drinks doesn’t have to be transformative. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6499 When are you going back to Calcutta? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6500 What do you mean he said 'your out of this world?' 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6501 Before we get serious, we need to have a talk about Black Holes. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6502 Honey, I can tell you're upset, but you're going to have to be a little more specific. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6503 After I’m finished you can suck up the leftovers.” 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6504 I give you your space but you're still nebulous about our relationship. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6505 This wine shoots me to the stars 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6506 Welcome to the Twilight Zone. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6507 You aren't seeing other nebulas are you because if you are I'm will feel so out of this world sad! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6508 Let's continue this back at my place. I'll show you my black hole if you show me yours. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6509 But your profile said you look like the collapse of dead stars. And who’s this Webb guy? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6510 My waistline is NOT expanding! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6511 I think you had one too many. I asked what hour it is, not what's your aura! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6512 A little passive aggressive don’t you think 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6513 I already said you’re my world. What more do you want? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6514 I know you had a long trip, can we order what I want? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6515 So you really thought we’d be compatible because of my star sign? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6516 In conversation with a narcissist. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6517 hey stop aVOIDing me ! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6518 Never thought I’d say this, but you’ve been a real brat lately 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6519 Yes, you appear to be bright and expansive, but I think you have a black hole at your core." 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6520 Like I keep saying ‘You would still be here in spirit’ 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6521 Apologies for asking but, what’s your body count? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6522 Well, maybe I think you’re a bit “nebulous” too, Brian. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6523 Feel like I'm talking into the void. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6524 ...I'm sorry but I still don't buy quantum physics !!! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6525 Oh I thought the app said “Setting you up with a great gal. Let’s see whatcha think.” Not “Setting you up with a great galaxy. Whatcha think?” 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6526 Well—and there’s no easy way to put it—but this isn’t what I meant at all when I said ‘divine intervention.’” 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6527 Sterling was right, you are the most beautiful alien I've ever seen! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6528 They said be sure to pick up after yourselves. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6529 Can you turn down your lights for a while? Can you? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6530 I haven’t been quite myself lately 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6531 Every time I ask you a question it's like you're not hearing me at all. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6532 I don't think it's fair to say we're lightyears apart on the election. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6533 I’m sorry babe but I dont think I can get on board with this holey matrimony thing 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6534 But do you ever feel like YOUR life is meaningless? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6535 Bottomless pasta, bottomless margaritas AND bottomless fries on a first date? I hope you plan on splitting the bill!” 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6536 So what do you like to do for fun? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6537 I am not ready to see the light 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6538 We've got some time before ordering...what's in your background? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6539 I'll order the super deluxe five star special for both of us. I'm sure your central black hole needs a more to swallow. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6540 These dating apps are full of surprises. I've heard of a light body, but I assumed you'd be skinny. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6541 Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder, etc. etc. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
6542 Sometimes it feels like you’re a million miles away. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6543 Maybe you should try giving back for a change. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6544 How was your date last night?” “Fine, their tastes are pretty universal so it was easy to make conversation; although I’m not sure I could ever love someone who seems so expansive and without centre. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6545 Huh... you don't look anything like your dating app picture 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6546 Raymond, you’re not the only one with an empty feeling. Now, should we get the fried calamari or the grilled Brussel Sprouts to start? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6547 Supermassive black hole? Is that where this relationship is headed? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6548 Has anyone told you that you're a stellar conversationalist? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6549 So, tell me a little more about this 'black hole.' 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6550 You just think you’re the center of the universe don’t you? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6551 You give a whole new meaning to, “guess who’s coming to dinner?” 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6552 You looked much younger in your profile photo. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6553 I'm not avoiding the God convo. I'm more afraid of the literal black hole that just spaghettified you." 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6554 Look, it's all over town that you're soon to be with Andromeda! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6555 You’re much smaller in person than you are in your profile picture. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
6556 Would you like a cosmo, cosmos? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6557 I'm sorry, but I don't think this relationship is working out. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6558 Why do you insist on sucking me in to all your silly starguments? I feel like I’m suffocating in this spacelationship, I need a nasa bl**dy drink. Where’s the waiter? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6559 I said you were my world but you let it go to your head. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6560 Soo.. They do have stuffed olives in the Milky Way. Just sayin... 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6561 I've been told that I stare into black holes but with online dating and in particular this date, I know it's true. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6562 Yeah. I had a primal scream too. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6563 Your suggestion of pair production crosses boundaries. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6564 Enjoy your cocktail. I'm still not jumping into anything. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6565 Nova you look super! How about coming back to my place? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6566 You always have such great ideas! 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6567 Thanks, how much to do this on my next bad date? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6568 When I said "I'm down for spaghetti" this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6569 Are you telling me, rather emphatically, that A.I.'s don't drink alcoholic beverages? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6570 Is this the best artificial intelligence can do? I want my plastic doll back. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6571 'What I see is what I get', Henpoeaux? Looks like a lot of AI filter and more like Neptune, NJ to me. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6572 Tell me something super nova. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6573 I own one planet. You own billions - let's talk. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6574 I’m sorry, I just feel like our relationship is too one-sided. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6575 Dinner date with the universe: just hoping my conversation is as sparkling as my view! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6576 I just can't shake my sense of foreboding that you have a dark hole at the center of your soul. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6577 You looked more human on your profile. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6578 Sometimes, talking to you feels like speaking into the void. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6579 I’m sorry, but there just isn’t a spark between us” 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6580 I just can't handle the gravity of our situation 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6581 No, Nebby sounds cute and you're not cute. I'll call you something else 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
6582 When I envisioned cocktails in the stratosphere I never expected to share the table with a black hole! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6583 The matchmaker said you’re literally Nebula, but I thought that was just astrology. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6584 Drinking makes me feel alien 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6585 I told you not to lean back in your chair! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6586 I don’t care how drunk you get I’m not driving you home. #mynewyorkercaptian 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6587 Why do you ALWAYS suck the air out of the conversation? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6588 Mr. Webb told me there would be days like this! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6589 Acting like I'm the centre of the universe? Well, it takes one to know one. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6590 I just feel like if we keep this going we will fall into a black hole 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6591 Hmm….shevsad dinner would be out if this world…. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6592 Dark conversation for drinks, don't you think? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6593 You don't have to go all "meta" on me! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6594 Let's face it, you're just an asshole 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6595 You’re spiraling out of control, Ford 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6596 I don’t care what you say, I still do not think Einstein got it right! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6597 I gave you all the space in the universe, you still ask for more .. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6598 You're stealing all of my star appeal 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
6599 I really need you to respect my personal space. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6600 Maybe just tone down the sparkle a bit 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6601 I am not deluding myself. Dating me probably means that you are already in decline 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6602 — “there is something familiar about you. You’re sure we haven’t met?” “You have a darkness in you that is hard to know.” 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
6603 I just can’t take it anymore. You wouldn’t understand. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
6604 Sure, you're everything and a bag of chips. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6605 But,will I be able to work from home? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6606 Martini, schmartini, I would rather have an Old Fashioned 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6607 I'm hoping it's your turn is it to pick up the tab tonight! 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6608 I ordered you a mop as well 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6609 I thought you meant you played for the LA Galaxy. Fooled by a dating app profile again! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6610 Your black hole looks great tonight 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6611 Joe, has anyone ever told you that you turn into a real beast after a few drinks? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6612 You come to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and all you order is milk? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6613 I would order the Jupiter cake but the price astronomical. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6614 Well that was a strange date 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6615 You mean more than the world to me. You 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6616 I give and give and all you do take 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6617 I loved the way your profile stirred up my existential dread. That’s why I swiped right. How about you? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6618 Well your waist is ever expanding too 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6619 They still haven’t found Kate Middleton 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6620 There’s room for only one of us in this universe. You’ll have to go, but no hard feelings, let’s have another round. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6621 Yes, yes I know. But do you know that you are only one in trillions of cosmos 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6622 Oh yeah well you're a black hole! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6623 Drinking milk won't absolve your Higher-Than-Thou attitude. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6624 I know you always felt cramped in that studio apartment but, my goodness! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6625 When I wrote in our high school yearbook that you seemed 'ethereal,' I meant the way you wore your hair. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6626 I thought the Twilight Zone was a new dating app for seniors! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6627 Honestly... from your profile description, I was hoping to meet a candy bar tonight. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6628 This place came highly recommended 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6629 Black or with milk? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6630 . Your answers are nebulous but I find myself drawn to spacey women. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6631 What do you mean, 'And bitters for the bitter?' 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6632 We have a lot more in common than you think,white dwarf. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6633 You seriously need more space Andromeda? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6634 Just once couldn't we go someplace normal like Red Lobster? I know you like the cocktails here, but I'm tired of the infinite void of space. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6635 No, I'm just having second thoughts about getting more serious because you look so much like the void that I scream into every night. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6636 Do you always have to be the center of attention? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6637 I’m not a big believer in star signs but… something tells me we aren’t compatible. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6638 You're all amazing, but where's the star I asked to join me for a drink? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6639 I told him not to lean back in his chair! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6640 No matter how much I drink I cannot get drunk! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6641 You were busy? So much happened to me this week I don’t even know where to begin… 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6642 But you need to put things into perspective. The cosmos isn't everything. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6643 We definitely need separate checks! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6644 Spacetime is money, so let's start talking business. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6645 Could you be more boring, you nebulous blob!" 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6646 I don't know. We started things off with a Big Bang, but ever since then, you've been awfully cold. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6647 Could you please, just once, don't shadow me out 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6648 I always wanted a cosmic lover - and Lo and Behold! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6649 . That is not a portal I want to get into 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6650 What do you mean the fact that I exist has not created in you a sense of obligation? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6651 You seem like a 'space cadet' lost in your own world! 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
6652 She apparently needed more space for dessert. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6653 You're just like your father. You never listen to me! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6654 I'm starting to understand what my ex said I was like at dinner. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6655 I took astronomy in college - - I’m not impressed. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6656 Do you have an egg on your face? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6657 So, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, what do you do for fun? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6658 I guess we all aren't stardust. Sorry Joni. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6659 Harriet, Our relationship is rather nebulous don't you think? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6660 Humans cannot live by stardust alone! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6661 Geez, you want the whole world from me, don't you? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6662 This place is really outta this world, honey. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6663 I know you are hungry honey, please just wait for the food. Maybe fill up on water instead of eating the place. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6664 Talking to her was like talking to a black hole, empty and draining” @taylorandcrai 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6665 Ok , you have a better job than me. But I’m not calling you the G word. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6666 Your profile pictures made you seem more expansive. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6667 Why do I always feel like I’m talking to myself 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6668 You always have to make a scene, don’t you? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6669 Are you enjoying the cruise as much as I am? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6670 You make me feel like a supernova! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6671 Put the bottle back on the table, or I'm transporting. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6672 How is it my fault that a few sips of gin has this effect on your aura? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6673 I feel there's growing distance between us 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6674 Clearly your JDate profile was a sham, and now you are ghosting me too?! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6675 I prefer to have no illusions about the fact I'm just talking into a void. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6676 I don’t know, it just feels like something in our marriage has changed, and you're sucking the life out of me.” 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6677 Is this a "make a cosmic thing happen" kinda date? Laurie Richer, San Francisco 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6678 You were supposed to say grace first." "Why? I rule." "Can you talk to women who are bound by contract not to interact with their fans or clients beyond a few words on apps?" "This is something even a galasaxy cannot solve easily." "Sexactly!" ":( 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6679 We're through. I just can't continue living with you like this. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6680 There are always other some other matters with you! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6681 You should be the one paying for drinks, the way you suck them down. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
6682 I think you’ve had enough Cosmos tonight. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6683 well you are sure not the old white guy with the beard and white robe I thought you were. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6684 Sure, if you get another five desserts I might have a bite. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6685 Good to see you. I just read that orbs will be the next big thing. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6686 I feel like we're trapped in this conversation. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6687 "Milky Way, here's to reaching for the stars! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6688 What's the matter? It's a plasma cocktail. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6689 Yeah, well I know a little about universal truth myself. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6690 What a disappointing blind date, the guys got no neck! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6691 You might not want to keep sucking down those “black holes.” I hear the bartender goes heavy on the relativity. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6692 I feel you're growing more distant to me lately. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6693 I dont think this is going to work out 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6694 your my only option, everyone in my universe is taken 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6695 I don't care if you are a combination of the moon, sun and stars. When my girlfriend flies back from the rest room, you will have to leave. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6696 When you said you had a black hole for a stomach, I didn't think you meant literally. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6697 So where were you on the night of the beginning of time? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6698 You don't look like the black hole of your profile picture. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6699 I th9ink trading shots with another galaxy is not the best way to determine our border dispute 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6700 Can you en-lighten me on why I'm caught in this recurring dream? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6701 You look older than I expected, too. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6702 Sorry, I just think we have that much in common. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6703 I’m usually attracted to energy vampires. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6704 People say I have misogynistic dreams. I disagree. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6705 So, who are we voting for this year? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6706 @sarahjoanmokhtar "I'm going to need more space for our relationship to survive, Andromeda." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6707 No my love, you are not the sun, the moon and the stars to me. Let's just finish our drinks so we can get out of here. 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
6708 Nebulous, oh Nebulous, wherefore art thou Nebulous! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6709 How do I know you aren't going to drag me into a black hole when you take the drink. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6710 I said I wanted to eat under the stars not next to them. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6711 What do you mean split the bill? You’re the one who ordered half of existence! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6712 So, you want to join the “No-neck Club” 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6713 Yes, I do want to be rich but I've heard that some cryptocurrency investments can be risky. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6714 Let’s go back to my place for the next Big Bang. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6715 You seem more put together in your profile. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6716 Oh great, the old 'swallowed by a black hole' bad date escape plan, again 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6717 when the guy makes you pay for dinner, but you forgot your wallet at home. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6718 Did you like my wine ? Don't "hole back " anything !!! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6719 I tell you, it’s so refreshing to finally meet a void that’s willing to scream back 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6720 why must every conversation always come back to your mother? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6721 I wanted William Shatner, not William Shat. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6722 You looked like a star on your Tinder profile. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6723 I always felt you're extremely profound. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6724 I shouldn't have ordered the Donkey Beef 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6725 Your attraction blinds me,it is a high gravity challenge. You can call me Oppie. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6726 A cosmic or cosmopolitan drink? I’ll lyk after 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6727 Sorry, I can't date someone who watches the Big Bang Theory. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
6728 Well maybe in that dimension I'm on a date with a wormhole who actually listens! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6729 So, you think you have a chance as a third party candidate? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6730 Your profile didn't mention you looked so milky. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6731 I know, Barbara. You always have to talk about how many stars you have. It gets old. Sheesh. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6732 Maybe let's skip the cocktails next time. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6733 Ever since you raised your first venture round of funding you’ve become so distant, and honestly, you suck. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6734 You didn’t tell me Webb would to be here 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
6735 I thought the dating site said you drank cosmos! Guess you didn't post the big picture, huh? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6736 Listen, I am angry too, but you don't see me going all supernova. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6737 Your book on golf was pretty good, but George Plimpton's The Bogey Man was better. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
6738 So yeah, closed some sweet deals at the office today, and planning to hit the gym tomorrow. Pushing 200 on my chest press... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6739 Again, I do not know my sun placement. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6740 I feel like I’m screaming into the void! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6741 I know you're sorry. I've heard it all before but this time I'm not getting sucked in. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6742 To be honest, I do feel it's you not me. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
6743 You keep saying, "You mean the world to me", but for some reason I don't feel very loved! 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6744 Thanks for the invitation to the Event Horizon, whatever that is, but I don't date red dwrafts, only black holes.... 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6745 There's no way I'm splitting the check with you, Black Hole! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6746 I'm humming Starry Night. Why? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6747 Enjoy the drink, but don't suck back the glass! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6748 Im just saying that this conversation is spiraling. And I think its you, not me. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6749 I was told of your unique aura but this is ridiculous. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6750 It’s a Shirley Temple. They say it’s a good black hole preventive. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6751 So,which wine pairs with whorled peas? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6752 Should I refer you by your first name? I don't want to be politically incorrect. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6753 For the last time, my name is JIM WEBB! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6754 Any relation to the Soundgarden song? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6755 I feel like you are just stringing me along! 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6756 …so, that’s me. What is it you do? Imma be a STAR! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6757 Time to ask for the check. The UberX Starship is now only 3000 light years away. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6758 It’s over Susan, your blackhole of a heart has put me in a bad space 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6759 You suck the energy out of our relationship 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6760 Sometimes I wish I’d never been born, transported across space-time, deceased, and then reborn as a celestial space baby. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6761 That drink's really Lighting you up. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6762 I say a twist and a splash - you say one or two. Got that scary smart creature. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6763 I gotta tell you, I couldn’t get a word in edgewise with the black hole last week… 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6764 You didn't mention you'll be expanding progressively in your dating profile 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6765 I don't think I can be around you anymore. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6766 I am not sure dating at the speed of light is going to work out for me, Andromeda. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6767 What’s the matter? You got a black hole or something? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6768 So, your profile shows you're a big Astros and Rockets fan? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6769 No, I don't think it's a great table." 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6770 When you order the most expensive wine, I just look at you differently. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
6771 People say I have a black hole in my core. How about you? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6772 Do you really want me to tell you how big your butt looks in that dress? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6773 Wine is fine but liquor is quicker 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6774 I know scientists have it wrong, you are a white hole in the universe. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6775 Why'd my last relationship end? I told my ex I needed some space 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6776 I am not comfortable splitting 50/50 the bill, since you ate waaay more than me 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6777 Wow - these virtual reality goggles are out of this world! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6778 Alice, I said stay away from the rabbit hole 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6779 Jeez, you just ate ALL the entrees on the menu, whaddya mean you're still hungry?! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6780 Brenda, when it comes to dating I don't see color." 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6781 I'm sitting in a Black Hole and just watched my wife disappear into a White Hole. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6782 GN-z11,you look older than I expected. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6783 It's great that you're expanding, but where does that leave me! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6784 I just think you are too self-centered for this to work 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6785 When you said you like a Mars bar I thought.... 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6786 You told me the food was good, but we're waiting lightyears for the waiter to show up. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6787 I don't care what you're imagining, be quiet at the dinner table. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6788 If I were you I would not ridicule MY haircut! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
6789 Tell me,do black holes offer good retirement plans? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6790 Actually Andromeda, you have a black hole at your center like most galaxies. I should know I’m an astronomy major. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6791 Sometimes it’s like I’m talking to a black whole Martha. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6792 But honey,you are the center of my universe 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6793 Honestly, you were not named after a candy bar. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6794 My dating profile says I enjoy cosmos with a heavenly gal, but I’ve got to be honest -this is a bit out of my world! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6795 I'm not getting a second date, am I? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6796 Yes, I also have an appetite for life. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
6797 Karen, you always do this when we go out and the waiter makes one little mistake. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6798 Sir, I exist!” “That does not create in me a sense of a obligation. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6799 I don’t know if o can relate to someone so deep. Or You always seem so distant. Ot You seem so grand. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6800 If you can't drink, what good are your arms? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6801 You're always thirsty, but you never pay! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6802 Can you drive me home? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6803 Are you ready for another Red Shift! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6804 Ideas come from outer space. Thomas Edison’s first meeting with light bulb. “Hey, why don’t you hang out more in the outer space” 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6805 So the world literally revolves around you, huh? 😒 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6806 I could fill that void inside you if you wouldn't let that black hole eat you away 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6807 I take it you’re lactose intolerant?” 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6808 Shall we discus terms of our truce before or after dinner? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6809 Sometimes, you just don’t feel fully present. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6810 My first car was a Ford Galaxy and it was terrible. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6811 Great, I get a date named Galaxy...and you get upset cause I ordered you a Cosmo! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6812 We are not going Dutch on all those nebulae you consumed. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6813 Your profile said you were a nebula not a black hole. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6814 It seems you could have mentioned you're a poltergeist on the dating website. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6815 OK - so you're the brightest thing in the universe, but you look really hot. Have that drink and it will cool you down a bit. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6816 Siriusly, it's about time you showed up. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6817 I know I’ve been talking to you for a long time and I’m just thankful you agreed to meet me in person, Void. 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6818 People don't appreciate what a genius Elon Musk is and if you bring it up on a date they get that look in their eyes like 'well, there goes another Thursday night' and I don't know how so many women fall for the feminist narrative that-- 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6819 I need to find myself again. I love you but I've been sucked in your orbit for too long Carol! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6820 You know, sometimes I feel like I’m just speaking into a void 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6821 My dinner date seems to be in oblivion!” 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6822 5 billion star reviews for this? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6823 Carefull, drinking that may make you tipsy. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6824 Your profile did say you were a Moon Shadow. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6825 What do you mean it’s no big deal? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6826 This is the worst date I've ever been on. You spent the whole time spacing out! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6827 "Why did we come here if you're not hungry?" 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6828 It was fun getting to know you but I've decided to go dairy-free. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6829 I thought you said this place had inside dinning/ 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
6830 Sure, you impress them. But how many did you make in your image? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6831 This isn’t going to work out. Your heart is a black hole. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6832 It seems you can’t hold your liquor. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6833 Him: You're my whole world! Her: You've never fully appreciated me. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6834 Phooey...! I've reached a complete blank 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6835 I'd like to wrap my head around you. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6836 Don’t come with that astrology B.S, again. Seriously! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6837 You suck the life out of every conversation. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6838 If you wanted coffee, you should have ordered coffee. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6839 Why does the universe hate me? I requested the hottest date in the galaxy. So, do you like cuddling or do you need space? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6840 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6841 ‘And then he ran for President…again!’ 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6842 Great cocktails, though I agree, the decor is a bit nebulous. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6843 Now, which came first—you or the bar? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6844 You naughty galaxy. Have I told you what I want to do to your black hole? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6845 Could you explain again how best to implement contraception? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6846 You ordered what?! I had no idea crab nebulas liked crab bisque. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6847 I'm starting to feel you are dating me just for eating. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6848 I sense that emotionally, you are a black hole. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6849 I planned this romantic dinner under the stars for our anniversary, but I feel like I'm having a conversation with a black hole. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6850 Say I look massy on this dress one more time, and I'll turn into a shooting star" 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6851 I'm curious, what is your astrological sign? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6852 Not even William can get a closer glimpse at the Princess these days. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6853 Yeah, I guess a supermassive black hole sure would solve a drink problem. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6854 It's not you, it's me...I'm lactose intolerant. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6855 Why does the conversation seem to also turn back to you? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6856 This isn't what I meant when I asked her to give some space 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6857 When you messaged me that you had a celestial body, you might have mentioned you were a celestial body. Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
6858 just do it the milky way, applestrudel.. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6859 You’re impressive, but I can yank this tablecloth off without spilling your drink. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6860 Restaurant at the End of the Universe 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6861 It’s just becoming so tiresome, Candice, not everything revolves around you.” “You know I’m working on it but this fear of not mattering eats me up! 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6862 Your profile said star studded, but you look dusty. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6863 If I have to see you in that damn commercial one more time... 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6864 It's not our fault you put all your eggs in one basket. And if we end it, we end it! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6865 You’re getting the tab tonight. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6866 How could a wormhole be a perfect date match? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6867 stop trying to convince me you're a person! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6868 Why do you have to get all spirally on me? 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6869 May the vinous force be with you 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6870 Last month I dated a MAGA black hole, but I'm still undecided. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6871 Have you always preferred Snickers?! 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6872 Two of these and I’ll tell you everything. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6873 Order your own fries this time, sally. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6874 Excuse me waiter, I ordered a @twix 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6875 It seems like she has been gone an eternity. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6876 Sometimes I feel like I'm married to a black hole, not a galaxy!" 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6877 I don’t want to fall another moment into your gravity 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6878 The White House correspondents dinner has never been more relevant 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6879 Actualy, I'm looking for a deeper connection. The kind you dive right in to. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6880 Don’t change the subject, it’s your turn to pick up the tab 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6881 Oh Muriel…my love…the way you look tonight..do you know your eyes are like streams of starlight brightly beaming? Wanna come up to my room and we’ll reenact the Big Bang? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6882 Look, Don, you gotta follow the law this time around... 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6883 I’m looking for traits far, far away. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6884 I wasn't sure what the dating service meant when they said you're a real c___. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6885 I realize now that my ex was only my whole world… 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6886 I find myself deeply attracted to your black hole. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6887 You know, I'm beginning to think that having a supermassive black hole at our center is the only thing we have in common. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6888 I don't want to hear to hear about a bad hair day. Not now. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6889 Of course your favorite painter's O'keeffe. You're so predictable. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6890 Always manifested dating a Miss Universe 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6891 Did you enjoy your meal? You barely took time to savor it 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6892 Honey, it was 10 years ago, are we really going to go down that rabbit hole again? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6893 What do you mean, sorry I’m late??!! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6894 Sometimes I feel like I am married to a void of nothingness. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6895 How dare you refer to yourself as a woman of substance? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6896 Sorry I’m late, missed my stop on the Light Train 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6897 I can maybe move you up a notch in the creation order, closer to Firmament…but to Day One, before Light? Sorry, no can do. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6898 Did you even bother to taste that vodka stinger, Marjorie? I’m surprised you left the glass. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6899 What is it with you and Horoscopes?! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6900 Seriously? You can wear any color, as long as it’s black hole. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6901 Geez,the drinks took light years to get here! ...maybe because you ordered the special 'Black Hole' cocktail?? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6902 I’m sorry it’s not working for me! I just got out of a long term relationship and this has gotten a little deeper than I had initially intended! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6903 Another one... waiting on the universe. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6904 I think I need some space. We should star seeing other people. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6905 You're the most astonishing blind date ever . . . I'm in awe . . . 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6906 My drink is a Lost in Space Martini. You? 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6907 “Of course you’re beautiful ! I just don’t understand you!” 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6908 Is that an another mouth opening for me feed 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6909 My attachment style must be anxious because yours seems a-void-ant 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6910 A long time ago in a fantasy far, far from gay…. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6911 I didn't think you'd be a Black Russian kind of guy. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6912 Your aura has a universal quality about it.” Has anyone ever told you you’re out of this world?” “If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, this might require a whole new playbook! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6913 Fair enough,Stella - I guess I should have specified: 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6914 Well I guess we know why they called it the “Super Nova” 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6915 You’re not the center of me. And I took the liberty of ordering you a Moscow Mule. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6916 I’m tired of you always asking me to consider the ‘Big Picture’ “. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6917 Everything I say just goes into a black hole. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6918 But you're adamant that you're not trying to suck me in through gaslighting? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6919 I just don’t understand why we can’t collaborate on a future TOGETHER 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6920 Well, where I’m from, it is customary for a man to keep harping on his previous relationship on a first date. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6921 You have a black hole for a heart! 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6922 So, how long have you been a galaxy, then? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6923 Yeah, I put on a little weight. So what, you've always been expanding. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6924 Hmmm, You seem like a cluster of fun, Milky Way Galaxy. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6925 I think it’s more than fair to agree that we each pay for our own meals. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6926 They say the buzz is outta this world! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6927 I don't know. What do you see when you gaze into my deep blue eyes? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6928 Forget it, if I gave you THAT much more I’m sure I’d never see you again. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6929 Did anyone ever tell you that you're a little self-absorbed? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6930 Come on Joe, that's not what I meant when I paid to dine with the stars! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6931 Your online profile said you were a MILK, but I thought it was a typo.... 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6932 I've been rethinking our relationship because honestly, you just take and take and keep wanting more. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6933 So, when did you make the switch to oat? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6934 So you're leaving me because you're more attracted to that black hole I saw you with? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6935 It’s really hard to reach agreement, with the 100 million light year delay in receiving your answers 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6936 Your facelift makes you look like a vagina. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6937 I thought you were kidding when you said that you only have milk based cocktails 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6938 You make such sparkling conversation! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6939 Yes, this is goodbye. I can't imagine what I ever saw in you. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6940 Of all the gin joints in the universe... 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6941 How are you already blacked out? That's your first drink." Ben Sweeny, Brooklyn N 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6942 This may be the best Cosmo I've ever tasted. How about you? Or is it just the setting of this bar, way up here in the Cosmos influencing me with its atmospheric aura? Either way, I believe I will have another and make it a double, please. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6943 I had a hard time finding my milky way to the restaurant , but I found it right before you walked in. I guess it was in the stars! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6944 Look,Ms. Andromeda,I know we won't. merge for 4.5 billion years,but I still think you're too close. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6945 Very funny. I said I was waiting for your comment. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6946 Once again, you’ve sucked all the atmosphere out of the restaurant. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6947 The food was out of this world, agreed - but how would we handle the distance long-term? 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6948 I will not sing "You Light Up My Life" as you walk down the aisle no matter how much you threaten to toss a meteorite 'bouquet' towards the bridesmaids on the church steps after the ceremony. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6949 That's you're fifth refill in the time I'm still nursing my first drink. It's not fair. Alcohol doesn't seem to affect you at all. Almost like it's going into a black hole. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6950 I gave you ALL the worlds. Now what else could you want? 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
6951 Youre Christian Mingle profile said you were only 6,000 years old 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6952 I know your job is so very fascinating, but whenever I talk about MY work, I feel like you're light years away. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
6953 Let me be Upfront . .Are you The Big Bang Billions and Billions type . .or First Day Let There Be Light .. ? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6954 Isn’t your brindis a little biased? 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6955 So, am I gonna like find out how you got your nickname? 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6956 What alien species am I dealing with tonight? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6957 You know the universe doesn’t revolve around you. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6958 The man with no neck had a vivid hallucination, choosing between dessert at the restaurant or a galaxy themed chocolate bar back at the house. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6959 It's like you have something dark and bottomless inside that just keeps sucking me in... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6960 I have to go to the bathroom. Is that OK? 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6961 What do I have to do to get service around here? 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6962 I like my sugar with coffee and cream… 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6963 Just how broadly do you mean "Down the hatch"? 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6964 So you're sure it's safe to just hover here, Hon'? 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6965 You are so much better than my last date. They were a real black hole 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6966 Of course there's an olive in my milk. 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6967 I’ve been a Snickers Man for as long as I can remember but the app suggested we’d have a lot in common. Clearly, they’re not nuts. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6968 Honey, stop scowling and listen to me! have a billion people going through the exact same thing you are going through right now. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6969 Next time can I please pick the restaurant? 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6970 Cosmopolitan…cosmos; what, you don’t get it? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
6971 Stop laughing at the size of my Samsung Galaxy. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
6972 Sponsored content. “If you dream of interstellar dating or love, imagine flying through space — and meeting exciting extraterrestrials along the way.” 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
6973 So... do you have anything other than milk? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
6974 Your date choice is Always dining with the stars!!! 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
6975 Cosmo,it appears you have the spins. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
6976 Is it you swirling or did I drink too much? 1.0139 0.01399 72 71 1 0
6977 You seem very pre-occupied tonight. 1.0135 0.01361 74 73 1 0
6978 I'm down to earth, your space is limited, I'm sorry but I see no life out there for either of us. 1.0130 0.01307 77 76 1 0
6979 Dont´t let me drink too much, my memory tends to become Nebulas... 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
6980 Well, that was rude! Heading into the black hole without me! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6981 It's been great, but I really need to get back to the Space Station now. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6982 Take me with you" - Guy Interrupte 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6983 What part of the term universal is so troubling to you? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6984 holy cow!And I thought an African is Black. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6985 Here comes the Sun, doo-dee-doo-wah, and it's alright! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6986 What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your primordial light/matter soup. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0