Contest #889 Summary

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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You say ‘flood’ like it’s a bad thing.	1.7545	0.01061	5633	2646	1724	1263
1	Why don’t we just meet you there?	1.7544	0.02456	1026	474	330	222
2	You took us out of school for this?	1.7471	0.01567	2681	1307	745	629
3	Don’t tell me you already have two talking fish.	1.7457	0.02077	1522	742	425	355
4	Being on cedar planks makes us really uncomfortable.	1.7338	0.01593	2592	1289	704	599
5	What the hell is a flood?	1.7241	0.02121	1497	767	376	354
6	This must be your first flood.	1.7196	0.01385	3131	1502	1005	624
7	What do you mean we'd be useful on Fridays?	1.7166	0.01812	1948	977	546	425
8	' No, really, just leave us behind. Take the unicorns instead.'	1.7119	0.02326	1149	570	340	239
9	Which list are we on, guest or menu?	1.6936	0.01584	2487	1273	703	511
10	Is there a pool?	1.6897	0.02069	1347	662	441	244
11	Yes, we're sushi grade. Why do you ask?	1.6825	0.01894	1647	831	508	308
12	We weren't endangered until a few minutes ago.	1.6792	0.01806	1858	956	542	360
13	I know what God said, but I think we'll be OK.	1.6787	0.01961	1547	788	468	291
14	I saw the bagel and capers. I know what you’re up to.	1.6777	0.02085	1384	711	408	265
15	What, you thought we'd drown?	1.6707	0.02013	1506	789	424	293
16	Thanks, but we’re cool with the flood.	1.6688	0.02268	1102	555	357	190
17	Did you ever stop to think that maybe we were enjoying the flood?	1.6678	0.02515	915	467	285	163
18	Any chance you could leave the grizzly bears behind?	1.6656	0.02472	918	462	301	155
19	Forty days of floods? Are you kidding, Noah? That's our wet dream.	1.6603	0.01997	1560	840	410	310
20	Just because it's policy doesn't mean it makes sense.	1.6590	0.02214	1173	605	363	205
21	You do know that trying to rescue us from a huge body of water is kind of weird, right?	1.6580	0.01883	1696	899	478	319
22	Trust us, we'll be fine out here. And after few days, you're really not going to want us in there.	1.6562	0.01818	1745	906	533	306
23	Can you give us a hand? We're floundering here.	1.6559	0.01902	1584	820	489	275
24	We’ll meet you there.	1.6555	0.01659	2154	1137	622	395
25	We’ll take our chances with the flood if that’s alright with you	1.6519	0.01852	1675	874	510	291
26	All this so you can spread our descendants on bagels?	1.6516	0.01772	1943	1049	522	372
27	Let me guess - the cats suggested you bring us.	1.6514	0.01679	2111	1124	599	388
28	Really? Do you do everything He tells you?	1.6459	0.01722	1957	1037	576	344
29	I think we’ll take our chances.”	1.6418	0.01642	2049	1064	655	330
30	We would like a cabin with an open porthole.	1.6321	0.01886	1571	834	481	256
31	How about we skip the ark and just meet up with you at Mount Ararat in a few weeks.	1.6320	0.01812	1685	890	525	270
32	Psalmon 8:8	1.6304	0.01910	1591	864	451	276
33	How do you expect us to get on board, evolve?	1.6293	0.01985	1470	799	417	254
34	Wait, there’s a flood coming, and you want us to get IN the boat?	1.6286	0.01510	2943	1736	564	643
35	Bears and eagles also? You know what, I'll take my chances at home.	1.6261	0.01917	1503	801	463	239
36	Thanks for thinking of us, but in the next testament I understand we're on the menu with loaves of bread.	1.6235	0.02024	1445	802	385	258
37	We were told that there would be water.	1.6168	0.01692	1926	1041	582	303
38	C’mon,man. Fish gotta swim.	1.6163	0.01927	1509	823	442	244
39	He's farmed and I'm wild. Choose wisely.	1.6162	0.02005	1433	793	397	243
40	Just take us, we can evolve into everything else	1.6158	0.02552	885	490	245	150
41	You DO know that we actually prefer the flood.	1.6043	0.02226	1107	609	327	171
42	You almost convinced me, and then I saw the pair of pelicans	1.5971	0.02387	958	532	280	146
43	The cats invited us.	1.5953	0.01810	1616	887	496	233
44	We left a few thousand eggs in steerage	1.5941	0.01837	1552	849	484	219
45	We'll take our chances with the deluge.	1.5862	0.01970	1276	689	426	161
46	Is the flood fresh or salt water?	1.5862	0.01895	1416	774	454	188
47	The Greatest flood in our lives, then you come along and try to help!	1.5851	0.02197	1104	618	326	160
48	On the contrary! We’re getting off because we believe your story.”	1.5788	0.02037	1422	845	331	246
49	But it’s our anniversary and I promised her a cruise!	1.5782	0.02086	1240	706	351	183
50	You realize that after 3 days we start to smell.	1.5771	0.02069	1265	723	354	188
51	Is there a pool on board?	1.5631	0.02073	1204	689	352	163
52	You sure we can't just meet you there?	1.5619	0.02133	1187	694	319	174
53	You know it's a flood, right?	1.5592	0.02179	1089	627	315	147
54	Planks make us nervous.	1.5583	0.02099	1157	663	342	152
55	You do realize we can swim, right?	1.5579	0.02231	1097	649	284	164
56	Have the bears boarded yet?	1.5575	0.02097	1105	621	352	132
57	Just what is it you're supposedly saving us from, again?	1.5575	0.02342	1053	640	239	174
58	That's right, we are the holy mackerel."	1.5573	0.02368	1073	665	218	190
59	We'll just meet you there.	1.5555	0.02224	1073	629	292	152
60	Don't say anything. Let's see how long it takes before it dawns on him.	1.5554	0.02272	1046	618	275	153
61	But isn’t a flood just more water?	1.5534	0.02668	759	450	198	111
62	“Yo Papi, is that your plus one?”	1.5522	0.02506	1072	708	136	228
63	You're only bringing two worms?	1.5454	0.02383	959	578	239	142
64	A flood? Throw us back . We’ll take our chances.	1.5443	0.02367	948	566	248	134
65	On second thought, we’ll go it on our own.	1.5397	0.02461	832	489	237	106
66	No, we are not 'like fish out of water' . We ARE fish out of water.	1.5373	0.02540	845	516	204	125
67	Are you trying to be ironic?	1.5357	0.02607	743	440	208	95
68	I'm Mahi, and this is my wife Mahi.	1.5352	0.02513	852	519	210	123
69	Yet you'll be first to complain your fish is dry.	1.5347	0.02821	808	535	114	159
70	We were fine with the flood	1.5336	0.02428	834	490	243	101
71	Let my people flow.	1.5296	0.02615	761	461	197	103
72	Yes, we have reservations. Lots of them.	1.5284	0.02754	704	432	172	100
73	A flood is literally what we have been praying for!	1.5250	0.02776	739	469	152	118
74	I'm not repopulating the planet with him even if he is the last fish in the ocean.	1.5248	0.04279	303	190	67	46
75	I don't care what God told you, we were fine.	1.5220	0.02614	772	476	189	107
76	This is my sister you idiot.	1.5207	0.02785	699	437	160	102
77	Yes, there’s a problem. You have us next to the bears.	1.5198	0.02759	683	420	171	92
78	Hey, we're salmon. There's bears in there. We'll just wait for the flood.	1.5196	0.02594	741	448	201	92
79	You’re making a mistake of biblical proportions.	1.5193	0.02719	726	453	169	104
80	We didn’t need to be saved. We had it right the first time	1.5192	0.02693	728	451	176	101
81	Flood? Some bears told us to get on board to avoid a drought.	1.5175	0.02717	684	417	180	87
82	Um...we won't survive the Flood, why?	1.5172	0.02720	696	428	176	92
83	I know, we're fish, but she always wanted to take a cruise.	1.5159	0.02755	661	403	175	83
84	Well, MY God told me that a global flood would be my reward for a lifetime of piety and spiritual devotion.	1.5152	0.02920	689	450	123	116
85	We don't think that it will be necessary. We'll be fine.	1.5128	0.02753	587	343	187	57
86	Wouldn't it be better if we waited outside?	1.5122	0.02920	617	386	146	85
87	Yo, Dude. Have you REALLY thought this through?	1.5114	0.02776	657	405	168	84
88	We're not as worried about a little rain as you might think.	1.5104	0.02619	676	403	201	72
89	Can you drop us off upstream?	1.5095	0.02689	683	418	182	83
90	It's because we're atheists, right?	1.5091	0.02928	605	378	146	81
91	‘Nah, we’ll take our chances in the floodwater’	1.5063	0.02721	636	384	182	70
92	Are we dinner guests or dinner?	1.5049	0.03049	513	312	143	58
93	Think about this for a minute…	1.5045	0.02800	660	415	157	88
94	Besides the obvious, Nobrains, can’t you tell two males when you see them	1.5026	0.02999	571	359	137	75
95	So, this God who told you to build an ark, is this the same God who told you to eat fish on Friday?	1.5026	0.03169	573	378	102	93
96	You have your bible stories mixed up there, Noah. We're supposed to help Jesus feed the masses.	1.5017	0.02959	594	376	138	80
97	It's simply not reasonable that you expect us to represent all fish.	1.5000	0.02804	602	368	167	67
98	Please seat us away from the bears.	1.4966	0.02743	590	354	179	57
99	Did we mention we like water?	1.4949	0.02951	586	372	138	76
100	Okay if we just swim along and meet you on the other side?	1.4941	0.03037	510	314	140	56
101	We think we'll just swim there.	1.4939	0.02809	577	351	167	59
102	A little critical thinking is all we ask, buddy.	1.4934	0.03052	529	332	133	64
103	Of course we're going to complain. We're carp.	1.4909	0.03077	552	356	121	75
104	And besides the obvious, that's my sister!	1.4908	0.03054	542	345	128	69
105	Are you sure we need to be saved from a flood?	1.4884	0.03064	518	326	131	61
106	I’m getting my parables all mixed up…are you here for the ark or the miracle of the loaves and fishes stunt?	1.4861	0.03078	539	347	122	70
107	I think we’re in the wrong Testament.	1.4860	0.03171	500	320	117	63
108	I’m fine with a flood.	1.4856	0.03174	486	308	120	58
109	This may not be the best plan	1.4842	0.03044	475	290	140	45
110	There is no way seating us next to the grizzlies was an accident!	1.4824	0.02916	539	335	148	56
111	But you do see the irony right?	1.4805	0.03234	487	316	108	63
112	Let me get this straight. You lured us out of the water because a flood is coming and you want us to stay INSIDE the boat?	1.4752	0.03220	505	334	102	69
113	You're being way too literal Noah.	1.4750	0.03006	480	296	140	44
114	As far as we’re concerned, it can’t start raining soon enough.	1.4748	0.03322	457	298	101	58
115	Don't you think this whole 2 by 2 ark story sounds fishy ?	1.4748	0.03253	436	275	115	46
116	Frankly, forty days and nights of torrential rain in the South of France sounds pretty damn good right now.	1.4739	0.03513	422	279	86	57
117	so what is wrong with a flood?	1.4717	0.03094	494	316	123	55
118	Hey listen, with your reputation you can feed 5000 with just him. Let me go.	1.4698	0.03332	447	292	100	55
119	We'd like an exit row.	1.4676	0.03224	447	286	113	48
120	There have been a lot of grumblings about this seating chart of yours. For one, we're in between the bears and the pelicans.	1.4672	0.03475	381	243	98	40
121	It’s interesting that you think this is necessary	1.4670	0.03467	394	254	96	44
122	Thanks but no thanks. We'll swim.	1.4668	0.03473	407	266	92	49
123	You didn't think this through.	1.4634	0.03324	423	273	104	46
124	How about we meet you there?	1.4632	0.03419	421	277	93	51
125	We’re out of our element here, we’re not catholic.	1.4630	0.03245	460	301	105	54
126	Forty days of rain and you couldn't provide a water slide to exit?	1.4617	0.03386	418	273	97	48
127	What’s a flood?	1.4615	0.03497	403	266	88	49
128	It's a flood, we're fish, what part of this are you not getting?	1.4594	0.03469	431	291	82	58
129	The salmon told us to request a "no smoking" section	1.4589	0.03577	414	282	74	58
130	Are these cedar planks?	1.4589	0.03318	438	288	99	51
131	A flood sounds pretty good right about now.	1.4581	0.03332	430	282	99	49
132	We’d like a cabin away from the bears.	1.4577	0.03338	426	279	99	48
133	How about this? We'll ride if you swim.	1.4577	0.03264	402	254	112	36
134	What exactly are you saving us from?	1.4568	0.03689	370	248	75	47
135	Noah, have you really thought this through?	1.4538	0.03564	379	251	84	44
136	I think we’ll just take our chances.	1.4525	0.03478	400	266	87	47
137	You can't pack us in there like sardines.	1.4518	0.03481	394	261	88	45
138	Ok, the first miracle was that we are talking fish.	1.4517	0.03425	414	276	89	49
139	We were given strict instructions not to appear until five loaves were also present.	1.4510	0.03392	408	269	94	45
140	You can see the irony here, correct?	1.4504	0.03605	373	249	80	44
141	You do know that we can swim, right?	1.4499	0.03694	369	250	72	47
142	You're trying to save us from a flood? Seriously?	1.4496	0.03657	387	265	70	52
143	Dude, we were fine.	1.4484	0.03586	397	271	74	52
144	Trust me, the Flood won’t be a problem for us.	1.4468	0.03482	376	247	90	39
145	Cedar planks? And was that two bags of charcoal I saw go in ahead of us?	1.4462	0.03670	390	270	66	54
146	We appreciate you including us but we’d rather take our chances in the flood.	1.4459	0.03537	388	261	81	46
147	So that's it? With millions of fish to choose from you pick my ex!	1.4455	0.03857	330	223	67	40
148	Can't we just follow the boat?	1.4444	0.03247	414	269	106	39
149	I smell bears. I think I'll take my chances with the flood.	1.4441	0.03817	340	231	67	42
150	Why did we see two jars of tartar sauce being loaded?	1.4436	0.03736	381	266	61	54
151	You just loaded the bears. We'll take our chances on the flood.	1.4435	0.03649	372	253	73	46
152	Why are our beds filled with shaved ice and located on the buffet?	1.4435	0.03747	372	258	63	51
153	Is your plan supposed to save us from drowning?	1.4433	0.03713	379	263	64	52
154	We are a bit concerned about your Friday menu.	1.4431	0.03479	413	282	79	52
155	You've seriously never heard of holy mackerel?	1.4427	0.03639	384	264	70	50
156	If you wanted it to float you should have shut the door.	1.4416	0.03726	351	238	71	42
157	Cedar planks? Not funny, Noah.	1.4413	0.03650	358	241	76	41
158	On the whole, we'd rather be in the flood.	1.4409	0.03402	372	242	96	34
159	Can we speak to the manager about the lack of freshwater accommodations?!?	1.4406	0.03423	345	220	98	27
160	And for future reference, we don't really like the idea of parting the sea either!	1.4401	0.04004	334	235	51	48
161	What part of “We LIKE water” didn’t you get?	1.4400	0.03526	375	251	83	41
162	We would like a spot in the no smoking section.	1.4396	0.03688	364	249	70	45
163	This no-fish policy feels very anti-antediluvian.	1.4394	0.03364	371	240	99	32
164	Actually, it’s ‘fish’, not ‘fishes’.	1.4393	0.03698	346	233	74	39
165	Sashimi for dinner? Really Noah?	1.4377	0.03496	361	238	88	35
166	But we love the flood!	1.4371	0.03499	334	215	92	27
167	We're leaving. We just think all the gloom and doom in there about sea levels rising is overblown.	1.4371	0.03575	334	218	86	30
168	Well, the invitation could have been more specific.	1.4369	0.03799	325	219	70	36
169	We'll go with you, but you have to bring us back upstream.	1.4359	0.03612	351	235	79	37
170	You haven't really given this much thought, have you?	1.4356	0.03595	365	247	77	41
171	Relax. We’re holy mackerels.	1.4354	0.03873	333	230	61	42
172	Zero stars for accessibility.	1.4342	0.03529	380	258	79	43
173	It’s a flood! Leave us alone.	1.4334	0.03469	383	258	84	41
174	The wife wants to ride it out.	1.4325	0.03458	363	240	89	34
175	Why did you refer to us as "rations?"	1.4325	0.03608	363	247	75	41
176	Why does our holding tank smell like lemon butter?	1.4317	0.04013	315	220	54	41
177	I'd rather drown than spend another long cruise with her.	1.4317	0.03745	322	216	73	33
178	Didn't think this through, did you?	1.4315	0.03868	336	234	59	43
179	Dude,We’ll swim, it smells like a zoo in there.	1.4314	0.03751	350	242	65	43
180	Land animals. You were supposed to take land animals.	1.4309	0.03529	362	243	82	37
181	Forty days and forty nights of rain sound like Heaven to us!	1.4298	0.03690	363	252	66	45
182	We weren't drowning, Noah.	1.4281	0.03814	334	231	63	40
183	We too are antedelusional.	1.4277	0.03783	332	228	66	38
184	Could you drop us off upstream?	1.4277	0.03830	318	217	66	35
185	Out of all the fish in the sea, you had to pick my sister?	1.4276	0.04195	297	211	45	41
186	Hold up…this big disaster of yours is a flood… of water?	1.4274	0.03784	351	246	60	45
187	If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.4273	0.03753	344	238	65	41
188	We don’t need your help.	1.4272	0.03734	323	218	72	33
189	Thanks for the offer, but we've decided to wait for the flood.	1.4263	0.03430	373	250	87	36
190	What do mean there’s only two worms?	1.4257	0.03805	343	240	60	43
191	We’re king salmon, not Solomon.	1.4256	0.03724	336	230	69	37
192	They say you help save soles.	1.4255	0.03637	322	214	79	29
193	I appreciate the Divine Intervention on our behalf, but Natural Selection might work out better for us.	1.4254	0.03933	315	219	58	38
194	Not only that, we're both males.	1.4250	0.03793	360	256	55	49
195	It's a flood Noah,a flood!	1.4248	0.03700	339	232	70	37
196	You're kidding, right?	1.4247	0.03708	332	226	71	35
197	So, are the bears already on board?	1.4244	0.03613	344	233	76	35
198	I question whether this god of yours is truly all-knowing.	1.4242	0.04335	264	185	46	33
199	Please put us next to the vegetarians.	1.4241	0.03739	316	213	72	31
200	It still would've been nice to get an invite!	1.4233	0.03911	300	205	63	32
201	Thanks, but we like our chances with the flood.	1.4227	0.03835	317	218	64	35
202	Thanks SO much for saving us from water. You really Noah lot about animals, don’t you?	1.4215	0.03688	325	220	73	32
203	We’d rather take our chances with the flood.”	1.4203	0.03810	295	198	70	27
204	Hey, pal, you screwed up. I'm a sockeye, he's a coho. We don't even SWIM together!	1.4203	0.03958	295	203	60	32
205	We’re concerned about the smoking section.	1.4199	0.03738	331	228	67	36
206	We're both dudes, Noah.	1.4198	0.03594	343	233	76	34
207	Deluxe cruise!" it said. "Reservations are flooding in!" it said. "Oy vey!	1.4196	0.04234	255	175	53	27
208	I’m a Coelacanth. She’s a Coelacanth. You’re gonna want to take us with you. Trust me.	1.4195	0.03721	298	198	75	25
209	C'mon, man-know your species! You had us packed in like sardines.	1.4193	0.03738	322	220	69	33
210	Look, you said a flood, right? I think we'll be ok.	1.4187	0.03630	332	225	75	32
211	We traded with the unicorns.	1.4184	0.04082	294	207	51	36
212	We were told there was a pool.	1.4170	0.03910	271	181	67	23
213	On the third day, we're going to stink.	1.4164	0.03520	377	262	73	42
214	Or maybe we can just follow along behind.	1.4161	0.03731	310	210	71	29
215	He says there's water where we're going!	1.4155	0.03736	296	198	73	25
216	I'm telling you "We won't drown!"	1.4154	0.03735	325	224	67	34
217	We’re not happy with our accommodations.	1.4153	0.03781	301	204	69	28
218	Yes damn it, we are the proverbial fish out of water	1.4135	0.04135	266	184	54	28
219	So, let me see if I have this right, Noah -- it's water you'll be saving us from!?	1.4132	0.03881	317	223	57	37
220	A Friday night what fry?	1.4126	0.03921	286	196	62	28
221	Thanks, but I think we’ll be OK.	1.4118	0.03762	306	209	68	29
222	Last time I ever take Covenant Cruiselines	1.4111	0.04101	253	172	58	23
223	Two month cruise, no kids? We're in.	1.4110	0.03981	292	204	56	32
224	You don't see the irony in this?	1.4104	0.03837	307	213	62	32
225	What part of "there are plenty of fish in the sea" do you not understand?	1.4103	0.03698	329	228	67	34
226	I'm pretty sure that I'm speaking for both of us when I say that I feel like a fish out of water.	1.4097	0.03930	288	199	60	29
227	Whaddya mean there's no pool	1.4096	0.03820	293	200	66	27
228	Thanks, but we're going to take our chances on the flood.	1.4088	0.04108	274	192	52	30
229	Brilliant! Now what?	1.4086	0.03776	301	206	67	28
230	Actually, we’ve been praying for a flood.	1.4085	0.04093	284	201	50	33
231	Seriously, Noah - we like our chances with the flood.	1.4083	0.04040	289	204	52	33
232	We assume there's no smoking allowed.	1.4075	0.04066	292	208	49	35
233	and why would you just "assume" that's my wife?	1.4068	0.03769	295	201	68	26
234	What's this seafood buffet we've been hearing about?	1.4060	0.04059	266	184	56	26
235	Tell the God-father: We want to swim with the fishes!	1.4052	0.04194	269	191	47	31
236	We just want a lift to the Mediterranean.	1.4036	0.03994	275	191	57	27
237	This isn't going to work. She's my sister.	1.4030	0.04019	263	181	58	24
238	Really, you could've just given our tickets to the unicorns.	1.4030	0.04331	263	190	40	33
239	Trust us. This is easier than swimming up waterfalls.	1.4030	0.03894	268	182	64	22
240	Isn't it a little fishy that you want us inside the boat when all the water is going to be on the outside?	1.4028	0.03955	288	202	56	30
241	During the flood, mind if we spawn?	1.4024	0.04078	251	172	57	22
242	We’re holy mackerels!	1.4021	0.04036	286	203	51	32
243	Wait, are these planks cedar?	1.4021	0.03785	286	195	67	24
244	It must be Friday	1.4021	0.03817	286	196	65	25
245	Dude, we know your plans for Friday...	1.4017	0.04305	239	167	48	24
246	We can swim. Save yourself.	1.4016	0.04179	249	173	52	24
247	Something tells me that you didn't think this one through.	1.4015	0.03934	264	180	62	22
248	Schmuck! You shlep us 40 days and 40 nights, only to deposit us on dry land?	1.4015	0.04198	274	197	44	33
249	I don't care if He's "omnipotent," there's been a mistake!	1.4008	0.04319	247	175	45	27
250	You're saving us from the what?	1.4007	0.03951	282	197	57	28
251	What's wrong with a flood, anyway?	1.4007	0.03789	302	210	63	29
252	Well I guess you didn't quite think of everything!	1.4000	0.04067	280	199	50	31
253	Define 'preserve'	1.4000	0.04364	225	156	48	21
254	Next time I sign up for a cruise, I’ll read the fine print!	1.3993	0.03859	288	200	61	27
255	As you describe it, this doesn't sound like our problem.	1.3993	0.04332	268	196	37	35
256	You do know what rain drops are made of?	1.3986	0.03559	276	181	80	15
257	Fish...on a boat, really, Noah?	1.3979	0.04022	284	202	51	31
258	Only two worms? Forget it!	1.3978	0.04155	269	192	47	30
259	We were told this ship had a pool."	1.3978	0.03914	269	185	61	23
260	Check the list again! We're not on the list.	1.3978	0.04221	269	194	43	32
261	Do you have a pool deck?	1.3974	0.04283	234	163	49	22
262	Well, apparently you didn’t think this through, did you?	1.3971	0.03917	272	188	60	24
263	Oops,wrong parable!	1.3964	0.04064	280	200	49	31
264	That sounds like a great plan, Noah, but we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.3963	0.04380	217	150	48	19
265	We've decided to wait for the flood.	1.3963	0.03867	270	185	63	22
266	Golly, it was like a zoo in there	1.3947	0.03978	266	185	57	24
267	Listen, if you keep eating the caviar, we're all screwed!	1.3937	0.04368	221	154	47	20
268	Noah? More like no way	1.3933	0.03747	267	180	69	18
269	''What do you mean there's no pool?"	1.3931	0.03872	262	179	63	20
270	A little help here? It’s not like we have cloven hooves.	1.3931	0.03834	262	178	65	19
271	How come none of the land animals are sprinkled with paprika?	1.3926	0.04297	242	172	45	25
272	If it's all the same to you, we'll swim, thank you.	1.3915	0.04100	258	182	51	25
273	We don't care who He is, we need to speak to your supervisor.	1.3911	0.05092	179	129	30	20
274	No thanks, I think we'll take our chances.	1.3910	0.03938	266	185	58	23
275	All I'm saying is it would have been nice to be asked.	1.3900	0.04415	200	137	48	15
276	I'm pretty sure this isn't necessary.	1.3898	0.04182	254	181	47	26
277	Well it sure looks like a fish ladder.	1.3889	0.04483	216	153	42	21
278	You're probably not too big on evolution, but we were just about ready to crawl onto land, so this flood had really set us back.	1.3887	0.04190	247	175	48	24
279	You really haven’t thought this one through, have you?	1.3882	0.04169	255	182	47	26
280	We'd like to walk.	1.3878	0.03666	294	203	68	23
281	Dude, do you have any idea what we're gonna smell like in 3 days?	1.3870	0.04237	230	161	49	20
282	It’s not just us, Noah — everybody’s saying it: you can cement your place in history if you leave the mosquitoes behind . . .	1.3867	0.04440	256	191	31	34
283	We see it as a sign that salmon are His chosen ones.	1.3866	0.04344	238	171	42	25
284	Seriously, I think we’ll be fine.	1.3855	0.03669	262	176	71	15
285	I think we’ll take our chances, buddy.	1.3852	0.04030	270	193	50	27
286	No really, we don't mind the rain.	1.3846	0.04183	234	164	50	20
287	Have you thought this out?	1.3843	0.04127	255	182	48	25
288	That's right, undocumented.	1.3843	0.04380	229	164	42	23
289	Sometimes you gotta think outside the Ark	1.3840	0.04230	237	168	47	22
290	And THIS is why we’re atheists…	1.3839	0.04671	224	166	30	28
291	No, really, we appreciate the offer Noah, but the Mrs. and I can handle a flood just fine.	1.3837	0.04129	245	173	50	22
292	Thanks but I figure we'll be fine.	1.3834	0.04112	253	180	49	24
293	We survived the last flood just fine, genius!	1.3834	0.04188	253	182	45	26
294	We already feel like fish out of water.'	1.3833	0.04318	227	161	45	21
295	It's a flood. I think we'll be fine.	1.3829	0.04198	222	154	51	17
296	Are we passengers or provisions?	1.3814	0.04365	236	171	40	25
297	Maybe we don’t need a ride, and maybe a guy with two sheep doesn’t need a staff?	1.3807	0.04347	218	154	45	19
298	Can you drop us off on the way?	1.3802	0.03847	263	183	60	20
299	I'm a bit confused why we need to go if a flood is coming.	1.3802	0.04103	263	190	46	27
300	But then I saw the grizzlies and I thought, "Why do fish need to escape a flood?"	1.3794	0.03930	282	203	51	28
301	Flood? We love a flood. You got bears and penguins in there.	1.3793	0.03942	261	184	55	22
302	What in “like a fish out of water” do they not understand ?	1.3789	0.04446	227	165	38	24
303	Worst cruise ever!	1.3785	0.04352	214	151	45	18
304	What’s the catch?	1.3784	0.04382	222	159	42	21
305	You said there'd be water	1.3778	0.04200	225	158	49	18
306	You do realize I'm a fish out of water, right?	1.3772	0.04516	228	168	34	26
307	Don’t worry. We’ll catch up with you.	1.3772	0.04160	228	160	50	18
308	Honestly Noah, I don’t think you’ve thought this through	1.3772	0.04252	228	162	46	20
309	They said we can’t check into our tank until 4pm!	1.3771	0.03971	236	163	57	16
310	Is this where we get legs and stuff?	1.3767	0.04412	223	161	40	22
311	If it gets too crowded you can just throw us overboard...just saying.	1.3766	0.04278	239	173	42	24
312	God gave you a mission but not a brain, apparently.	1.3761	0.04128	234	165	50	19
313	What's 'rain'?	1.3759	0.03909	274	196	53	25
314	We plan to start a school.	1.3755	0.03996	245	172	54	19
315	Holy Mackerel, to be precise…	1.3755	0.04065	253	181	49	23
316	Hey wait, we're good with floods.	1.3750	0.04096	240	170	50	20
317	We're into evolution	1.3750	0.04115	216	149	53	14
318	Don't put us next to the bears.	1.3745	0.03873	267	189	56	22
319	"We're hoping this thing leaks.	1.3740	0.03814	254	176	61	17
320	Fish” is not good enough. We’re not the same species	1.3740	0.04225	246	179	42	25
321	I'm not so sure this is what He meant.	1.3739	0.03990	230	159	56	15
322	Just wait till the whales get here!	1.3739	0.04330	222	159	43	20
323	And what exactly are you saving us FROM?	1.3734	0.04397	233	171	37	25
324	Before 40 days thou wilt smell the tragic irony.	1.3734	0.04181	233	166	47	20
325	Looks like you haven't thought this all the way through!	1.3731	0.03983	260	186	51	23
326	You wanna help? Don't help.	1.3727	0.04543	220	162	34	24
327	‘Give our space to the hamsters, we good’	1.3719	0.04274	242	177	40	25
328	Ok, explain this to us again. You want us to get on the boat because a what is coming?"	1.3714	0.04195	245	178	43	24
329	Who’s saving whom?	1.3705	0.04058	224	156	53	15
330	We good.	1.3704	0.04012	243	172	52	19
331	You can’t be serious…	1.3704	0.04012	243	172	52	19
332	You promised 40 days of rain. Where's the water?	1.3704	0.04096	243	174	48	21
333	I don't know about your other guests; but we'll begin to stink in three days.	1.3700	0.04346	227	165	40	22
334	I think we'll be fine on our own.	1.3700	0.04212	200	138	50	12
335	You stuck us next to the bears.	1.3699	0.03674	246	167	67	12
336	We’re here to help roe the boat!	1.3696	0.03984	230	160	55	15
337	Really, Noah? Next to the bears?	1.3694	0.04324	222	160	42	20
338	I appreciate your including us on the journey, Noah, but a flood is actually what we were looking forward to.	1.3693	0.04119	241	173	47	21
339	You realize there are still plenty of us in the sea, right?	1.3690	0.04722	187	135	35	17
340	I think you're trying to bait me."	1.3689	0.04615	206	151	34	21
341	Any grizzlies aboard?	1.3689	0.04241	206	144	48	14
342	No thanks. We’re atheists.	1.3687	0.04296	217	155	44	18
343	I think we'll take our chances with the billions of gallons of water, thanks.	1.3684	0.04360	209	149	43	17
344	We're here for the couples retreat.	1.3679	0.04672	193	140	35	18
345	We'll walk from here.	1.3675	0.04072	234	166	50	18
346	Thanks, but we don't need a ride.	1.3671	0.04441	207	149	40	18
347	Kind of you to offer, we're going with the flood.	1.3664	0.04229	232	168	43	21
348	We were about to try walking on dry land and now this...	1.3662	0.04033	213	147	54	12
349	We specifically requested a leak in our room.	1.3659	0.04013	246	176	50	20
350	Wait—you stuck a hook in our mouths, pulled us out of our natural environment and brought us to a boat with no water to SAVE us?	1.3656	0.04644	227	173	25	29
351	I’ll let you in on a secret - we’re totally OK with your big flood.”	1.3652	0.04164	230	165	46	19
352	We appreciate the offer, but if it’s all the same to you, we’ll take our chances in the water.	1.3652	0.04343	230	169	38	23
353	You clearly don’t understand irony.	1.3644	0.04228	225	162	44	19
354	Let's ditch the bears.	1.3641	0.04312	184	127	47	10
355	No - we do not care to 'just swim alongside.'	1.3636	0.04148	220	156	48	16
356	Can't we just swim along side?	1.3636	0.04198	220	157	46	17
357	Thanks for the invite, but we've gotta be in school.	1.3632	0.04155	234	169	45	20
358	So you're saving us from Water???	1.3632	0.04584	201	147	35	19
359	Thanks for the ride, but were were just fine with the flood	1.3629	0.03905	259	186	52	21
360	Maybe don't take 'every' literally next time.	1.3627	0.04316	204	145	44	15
361	Fun fact: the great flood is 99% water.	1.3626	0.04742	182	132	34	16
362	Nothing personal,but we're going to just take our chances.	1.3625	0.03949	240	170	53	17
363	Gods, Moses, Gods! Not cods!	1.3625	0.04037	240	172	49	19
364	Had to be my ex-wife?	1.3624	0.04173	218	155	47	16
365	Nah, we're good.	1.3620	0.04032	221	155	52	14
366	I think we are going to pass on the ark, and wait for the flood.	1.3620	0.04279	221	160	42	19
367	Come on, they call us chicken of the sea.	1.3619	0.04283	210	150	44	16
368	Just our luck, a biblical literalist.	1.3619	0.04541	210	155	34	21
369	When does the rain start?	1.3618	0.04090	246	179	45	22
370	What’s your policy on that Friday menu thing?	1.3615	0.04639	213	160	29	24
371	We’ll take our chances.	1.3612	0.03958	227	159	54	14
372	It’s not Friday, is it?	1.3604	0.04496	222	166	32	24
373	What kind o sicko waits for the flood to recede before releasing us?	1.3594	0.04477	217	161	34	22
374	Explain why we saw a sushi chef board just before us.	1.3581	0.04302	229	169	38	22
375	Friday is not a good day for us.	1.3580	0.04645	176	126	37	13
376	I told you he’d be pissed we ate the worms	1.3580	0.04503	176	124	41	11
377	Don’t worry guys-we’ll have plenty of water!	1.3579	0.04341	190	134	44	12
378	Of all the fish in the sea...you just had to bring my ex!	1.3575	0.04790	179	131	32	16
379	We can hear it now. Those two don't fit in. Fish outta water, they'll be saying	1.3575	0.04656	193	142	33	18
380	We'll take our chances with the flood.	1.3575	0.04294	193	136	45	12
381	I know you needed a pair of us, but did you have to pick him?!	1.3574	0.04348	235	176	34	25
382	Frankly we could care less if there's a flood.	1.3571	0.04278	224	164	40	20
383	Nice try, Noah! This is the back entrance to Red Lobster!	1.3568	0.04126	213	151	48	14
384	We were promised special accommodations.	1.3565	0.03964	230	163	52	15
385	The bears said we could stay with them.	1.3562	0.04250	219	159	42	18
386	Have YOU ever tried swimming in a flood!?	1.3562	0.04099	219	156	48	15
387	Every sole counts.	1.3560	0.04448	191	137	40	14
388	It’s not Friday already, is it?	1.3559	0.04623	177	127	37	13
389	Oops, forgot the loaves!	1.3557	0.04276	194	137	45	12
390	How come we weren't invited?	1.3556	0.04288	180	125	46	9
391	Oh no, not a FLOOD. Sounds like a 'you' problem, pal.	1.3550	0.04364	200	144	41	15
392	Actually, more water works for us.	1.3545	0.04723	189	140	31	18
393	Thank you, but we would have been just fine on our own.	1.3538	0.04558	195	143	35	17
394	Carpe diem?	1.3536	0.04680	181	132	34	15
395	Look, just a suggestion. But you might want to start with all the land animals and add the fish later when it sinks.	1.3535	0.04401	215	159	36	20
396	I’m feeling a little like a fish out of water.	1.3526	0.04970	173	129	27	17
397	Sorry, I thought you said you’re boarding grouper 2	1.3521	0.04328	213	156	39	18
398	I don’t think you know how a flood works.	1.3518	0.04600	199	148	32	19
399	Nah, bro. We good.	1.3516	0.04459	182	130	40	12
400	Flood? Flood? Why would we want to be saved from a damn flood?	1.3515	0.04550	202	150	33	19
401	Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll take our chances.	1.3514	0.04002	222	158	50	14
402	Our reservation was for outdoor seating, actually.	1.3512	0.04501	205	152	34	19
403	But we get sea sick.	1.3511	0.04015	225	161	49	15
404	We just remembered we like floods.	1.3510	0.04401	208	153	37	18
405	Somehow this feels counterintuitive.	1.3508	0.04739	191	143	29	19
406	It's a flood, we'll be fine.	1.3504	0.04001	234	169	48	17
407	Can you believe it; the guy who hasn't had a shower in 950 years is calling US smelly?	1.3503	0.04750	177	130	32	15
408	Really...We'll be fine	1.3503	0.04518	197	145	35	17
409	If there's a choice, we prefer the non-smoked section, please.	1.3498	0.04584	203	152	31	20
410	I thought you had the tickets.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
411	We’re thinking—staycation.	1.3491	0.04023	232	168	47	17
412	It’s always ‘I’ll take the salmon.’”	1.3487	0.04431	195	142	38	15
413	Thanks for your offer, but we are about to inherit the earth.	1.3487	0.04549	195	144	34	17
414	Put us back in the water and we’ll keep quiet about your age.	1.3484	0.04210	221	162	41	18
415	Just don't put us next to the Bears!	1.3482	0.04217	224	165	40	19
416	This is why you shouldn't interpret the Bible literally.	1.3480	0.04458	204	151	35	18
417	I call it “planking”.	1.3478	0.04743	184	137	30	17
418	Thanks, I think we‘ll pass.	1.3478	0.04551	184	134	36	14
419	So what? It's just water.	1.3474	0.04269	213	156	40	17
420	Saved us from the flood"?! You idiot	1.3472	0.04377	216	161	35	20
421	Obviously, salvation's not the ONLY thing you're hungry for	1.3466	0.04830	176	131	29	16
422	Can we take a rain check?	1.3466	0.04830	176	131	29	16
423	I knew there was going to be a catch.	1.3463	0.04045	205	145	49	11
424	If it is all the same to you, we will take our chances with the flood.	1.3463	0.04213	231	172	38	21
425	It’s not like we can walk to the river.”	1.3462	0.03947	208	146	52	10
426	Thanks but we're already invited to spend the flood with relatives	1.3457	0.04903	188	144	23	21
427	But this is our last uphill journey, right?	1.3456	0.04055	217	156	47	14
428	This is unacceptable! We made our reservations forty days and forty nights in advance.	1.3455	0.04364	220	165	34	21
429	Yeah, but what's with the two bottles of tartar sauce?	1.3452	0.04734	197	150	26	21
430	Wasn't it two loaves and five fishes?	1.3450	0.04788	171	126	31	14
431	Fish, party of two.	1.3450	0.04517	200	149	33	18
432	You were supposed to let us out before it stopped raining.	1.3447	0.04114	235	174	41	20
433	Carpe diem!, thats a good one	1.3446	0.04671	177	130	33	14
434	First, we actually like water. Second, we’re both male.	1.3444	0.04682	180	133	32	15
435	We’re gay.	1.3443	0.04381	212	158	35	19
436	Don’t Holy Mackerel us! We’ll take our chances in the Flood.	1.3442	0.05161	154	115	25	14
437	Please note that the l is silent.	1.3441	0.04445	186	135	38	13
438	Wait till you see the whales.	1.3436	0.04598	195	146	31	18
439	Toss me back in. I'll take my chances.	1.3434	0.04375	198	145	38	15
440	You could say we're floundering	1.3431	0.04111	204	146	46	12
441	Eat more chick'n	1.3431	0.04111	204	146	46	12
442	This feels purely performative.	1.3430	0.04184	207	150	43	14
443	Just to be clear,you did change the Friday menu.	1.3430	0.04193	242	183	35	24
444	I think we can manage just fine on our own. Thanks for the offer.	1.3426	0.04219	216	159	40	17
445	You have cats? Can't we just swim along beside?	1.3425	0.04660	181	134	32	15
446	Actually, we’re okay with floods.	1.3425	0.04373	219	165	33	21
447	You might be righteous but this is wrong!	1.3422	0.04489	187	137	36	14
448	Do you have a smoked section?	1.3415	0.04850	164	121	30	13
449	No, really, we'll be fine in the water..	1.3412	0.04493	211	160	30	21
450	First you're hearing God Almighty - now you're talking to fish?	1.3408	0.04826	179	135	27	17
451	No thanks, we can swim!	1.3408	0.04489	179	130	37	12
452	I think we’ll take a rain check!	1.3405	0.04455	185	135	37	13
453	Have you really given this any thought?	1.3404	0.04195	235	177	36	22
454	‘No thanks. We’ll walk.’	1.3401	0.04141	197	141	45	11
455	I don't want to carp but you could have just left us in the water.	1.3399	0.04177	203	147	43	13
456	but sir i have 300,000 kids at home	1.3399	0.04177	203	147	43	13
457	You said there'd be lots of water!	1.3395	0.04809	162	119	31	12
458	NOAA said it was going to rain.	1.3394	0.04825	165	122	30	13
459	Have you heard the phrase - a fish out of water?	1.3387	0.03737	248	179	54	15
460	C'mon Noah. Think about this for a minute. Fish? Water? Hello?	1.3385	0.04338	192	140	39	13
461	We should have disembarked below the mountain.	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
462	We need a ladder.	1.3384	0.04306	198	145	39	14
463	Sure,it makes for a better story,but not every animal needs to be on the ark.	1.3384	0.04481	198	148	33	17
464	Let us go. We promise to evolve.	1.3382	0.04274	204	150	39	15
465	Hmmm... you didn't really think this through, did you?	1.3382	0.04218	204	149	41	14
466	You're a well meaning elderly man with poor judgment!	1.3382	0.04340	207	154	36	17
467	We’re supposed to be next to the loaves.	1.3382	0.04340	207	154	36	17
468	We’re decent mackerels, I suppose, but holy?	1.3378	0.04280	225	170	34	21
469	Great, now we have to migrate all the way back home.	1.3373	0.04352	169	120	41	8
470	Thanks, but we're good.	1.3372	0.04753	172	128	30	14
471	We're carp, OK, that's what we do! And this ramp thing is not working for us	1.3371	0.04904	178	136	24	18
472	No thanks. We're good.	1.3370	0.04378	181	131	39	11
473	We prefer the water, but we're evolving.	1.3370	0.04378	181	131	39	11
474	What can we say, we were hooked!	1.3370	0.04516	181	133	35	13
475	No indoor pool ?	1.3370	0.04307	181	130	41	10
476	Did God also tell you that fish need to be IN the water?	1.3370	0.04595	184	137	32	15
477	You’re saving us from what?	1.3368	0.04429	190	140	36	14
478	You're going to have to rethink that fish on Friday thing.	1.3368	0.04236	190	137	42	11
479	You better not pack us in like sardines.	1.3368	0.04562	193	145	31	17
480	This better be a catch and release program, buddy!	1.3368	0.04381	193	142	37	14
481	It's a flood , you idiot. Not our problem	1.3366	0.04422	205	154	33	18
482	Let me get this straight. You brought us here to protect us from drowning?	1.3362	0.04313	229	175	31	23
483	I’m not sure you’ve thought this through.	1.3354	0.05064	164	125	23	16
484	Well what if we don't feel like swimming?	1.3353	0.04622	167	122	34	11
485	In all honesty, we just can’t afford the flood insurance	1.3353	0.04463	167	120	38	9
486	Oh I get it. We’re not being rescued, we’re lunch”	1.3353	0.04938	173	132	24	17
487	Yeah, I've never really understood irony.	1.3352	0.04750	179	135	28	16
488	Honestly, I think we’re better off swimming alongside the ark.	1.3352	0.04547	179	132	34	13
489	A cedar ramp, really?	1.3352	0.04547	179	132	34	13
490	Bummer. We were hoping to swim with the fishes.	1.3351	0.04241	185	133	42	10
491	I still don’t get why we can’t just swim	1.3351	0.04763	185	141	26	18
492	I really don’t think he meant EVERY creature	1.3351	0.04522	188	140	33	15
493	Seriously guys? It’s a flood not a drought…	1.3350	0.04374	197	146	36	15
494	We’ll take our chances in the rain.	1.3349	0.04219	215	160	38	17
495	Sorry Noah, we just feel like fish out of water in there.	1.3333	0.04876	162	121	28	13
496	The Unicorns told us they're running late, just so you know.	1.3333	0.04474	183	135	35	13
497	Yes, we can swim. Why do you ask?	1.3333	0.04572	192	145	30	17
498	You do know we’re fish and ok with a flood, right?	1.3333	0.04439	189	140	35	14
499	Can’t you do anything about the stink in there?	1.3333	0.04403	195	145	35	15
500	If we don't see some water soon we know we're dinner, not passengers.	1.3333	0.04437	177	129	37	11
501	I say let it rain!	1.3333	0.04264	192	140	40	12
502	I just go by the book.	1.3333	0.03970	189	133	49	7
503	This really seems unnecessary.	1.3333	0.04331	207	155	35	17
504	Normally we'd swim but the cruise company was offering double miles.	1.3333	0.04907	153	113	29	11
505	What's with all the bagels and cream cheese on board?	1.3333	0.04472	198	149	32	17
506	“So this is the 40-day/40-night cruise?”	1.3333	0.04390	192	142	36	14
507	They’re packed like sardines in there	1.3333	0.04342	195	144	37	14
508	You're kind of unclear on the concept, Noah. And no, you don't need those two whales either.	1.3333	0.04649	177	132	31	14
509	I hope our cabin is near the swimming pool.	1.3318	0.03976	217	158	46	13
510	We’ll take a rain check	1.3318	0.04279	214	161	35	18
511	Of course He makes mistakes...Why else are we having this flood?	1.3317	0.04413	205	155	32	18
512	Noah, you dumb fuck, we're fine with the flood!	1.3316	0.04673	196	151	25	20
513	We're fish out of water, Noah! Do we really have to tell you that this won't work?	1.3316	0.04116	193	139	44	10
514	You think we're afraid of a little water?	1.3316	0.04657	187	142	28	17
515	What if I don't find her attractive?	1.3315	0.04519	184	137	33	14
516	There's gonna be a flood? I thought you said there was bad news.	1.3315	0.04453	184	136	35	13
517	Eventually, your people are gonna want lox.	1.3315	0.04695	178	134	29	15
518	stop looking at my wife like that!	1.3315	0.04487	178	131	35	12
519	We were promised loaves.	1.3314	0.04393	175	127	38	10
520	Did you pack the water?	1.3314	0.04652	169	125	32	12
521	Beats swimming.	1.3312	0.04553	157	113	36	8
522	We're not two of a kind! I'm wild and he's farm-raised.	1.3311	0.04858	151	111	30	10
523	But we can swim.	1.3300	0.04376	200	150	34	16
524	Do you have anything in non-smoking?	1.3300	0.04017	200	144	46	10
525	Just to confirm, Noah, we're boarding as guests, not lunch.	1.3299	0.04351	194	144	36	14
526	I think we’ll just wait for the flood	1.3299	0.04227	194	142	40	12
527	Noah, may I introduce my wife, Mrs. Gefilte.	1.3299	0.04351	194	144	36	14
528	You're gonna eat us, aren't you?	1.3298	0.04448	188	140	34	14
529	We prefer freshwater.	1.3297	0.04229	185	134	41	10
530	Noah, I don't mean to kvetch, but this is my sister.	1.3297	0.04682	182	138	28	16
531	We’ll pass and take our chances, thank you.	1.3296	0.04536	179	133	33	13
532	We appreciate the offer but our people have not had good experiences after boarding any boat.	1.3296	0.04739	179	136	27	16
533	Gee, thanks. How could we possibly survive in all that pesky water?	1.3295	0.04797	176	134	26	16
534	You know we can swim, right?	1.3293	0.05057	167	129	21	17
535	FOMO will be the death of us.	1.3293	0.04901	164	124	26	14
536	This is fucking bullshit	1.3291	0.05346	158	124	16	18
537	I don't think that's what 'irony' means	1.3284	0.04300	201	150	36	15
538	A cedar plank. I'm not so sure about this.	1.3281	0.04738	192	149	23	20
539	Oh, but you’ll bring the platypus?	1.3280	0.04675	189	145	26	18
540	Did you REALLY forget the tank?	1.3280	0.04542	186	140	31	15
541	So tell me again, exactly why should I be worried about a flood?	1.3278	0.04910	180	140	21	19
542	Why did you have to pick my sister?	1.3277	0.04497	177	131	34	12
543	You do understand that we are fish.	1.3276	0.04477	174	128	35	11
544	Thanks, nice offer but we’ll pass.	1.3276	0.04764	174	132	27	15
545	But she's my cousin.	1.3275	0.04530	171	126	34	11
546	You do realize that it would be better for us to follow along outside the ark.	1.3272	0.05017	162	124	23	15
547	So now you’re a meteorologist?	1.3268	0.04713	153	112	32	9
548	I think we’d rather take our chances with the flood.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
549	We'll take our chances out here.	1.3266	0.04086	199	145	43	11
550	Thanks Noah.......But,we are supposed to be IN the water.	1.3266	0.04268	199	148	37	14
551	If you think we're annoyed. wait'll you see the whales."	1.3264	0.04421	193	145	33	15
552	Let me explain "flood"	1.3262	0.04392	187	139	35	13
553	‘Can’t we just swim along side ‘?	1.3262	0.04326	187	138	37	12
554	Did it occur to you that maybe we are the species selected to survive?	1.3260	0.04354	181	133	37	11
555	Well of course we’re not coming, but we want to be invited.	1.3258	0.04615	178	134	30	14
556	Sorry, Noah, but we would rather take our chances in the flood.	1.3257	0.04528	175	130	33	12
557	Couldn't we just swim behind your ark?	1.3253	0.04291	166	119	40	7
558	Goodbye wild-caught, hello farm.	1.3253	0.04619	166	123	32	11
559	We’re not really chickens of the sea. We’re tuna.	1.3249	0.04586	197	152	26	19
560	Thanks OK. If a flood comes,we'll handle it swimmingly!	1.3247	0.04279	194	144	37	13
561	We’re going to be sleeping with the fishes.	1.3247	0.04462	194	147	31	16
562	Water, water everywhere but none in the boat"	1.3247	0.04279	194	144	37	13
563	Are there waterbeds aboard this thing?	1.3246	0.04450	191	144	32	15
564	Idiot! Rain doesn't scare us.	1.3242	0.04263	182	133	39	10
565	We've decided the flood's a better deal.	1.3239	0.04433	176	130	35	11
566	we're on the menu, not the manifest	1.3239	0.04717	176	134	27	15
567	I know He told you to get two of every animal, but you do know this is a flood, right?	1.3237	0.04473	207	160	27	20
568	But we'll be out of our element.	1.3231	0.04442	195	148	31	16
569	She's my sister, you freak.	1.3230	0.04629	161	119	32	10
570	We were told there would be loaves."	1.3228	0.04940	158	120	25	13
571	Aquarium berth, between the worms and flies, please.	1.3228	0.04287	189	140	37	12
572	The brochure promised rain.	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
573	What do we need with a damn boat?	1.3226	0.04334	186	138	36	12
574	she says she likes me, but only as a friend.	1.3226	0.04267	186	137	38	11
575	You don't see the irony, dumbass?	1.3222	0.04433	180	134	34	12
576	We are two fish not tuna fish	1.3218	0.04464	174	129	34	11
577	Have you heard the good news?	1.3218	0.04610	174	131	30	13
578	I'm pretty sure that we'll be fine without you.	1.3214	0.04241	196	146	37	13
579	We had reserved a non-smoking room !	1.3212	0.04862	165	126	25	14
580	I don't think you thought this through!	1.3211	0.04268	190	141	37	12
581	Look. I hate to carp, but ...	1.3209	0.04510	187	142	30	15
582	You’re in the wrong story.	1.3208	0.04578	159	117	33	9
583	We're both males, ya moron.	1.3203	0.04788	153	114	29	10
584	Tell him that we have to go back to school.	1.3194	0.04501	191	146	29	16
585	Just promise: no miracles to feed the masses.	1.3194	0.04184	191	141	39	11
586	We’re pretty sure God intended us to just swim the 40 days.	1.3194	0.04313	191	143	35	13
587	You got it backwards. God said, 'Take the unicorn, leave the salmon.'	1.3194	0.04439	191	145	31	15
588	Hell no, we won't go!	1.3190	0.04581	163	121	32	10
589	I can assure you we’ll be just fine on the outside.	1.3189	0.04274	185	137	37	11
590	Listen, you can eat for two days or I'll teach you to fish, but you can't have it both ways.	1.3189	0.04541	185	141	29	15
591	We'd feel better if you just let us wait for the rain.	1.3187	0.04460	182	137	32	13
592	You know, the old guy says a lot of stuff. Not all of it's meant to be taken literally.	1.3184	0.04911	179	141	19	19
593	Can't we just meet you there?	1.3184	0.04040	201	148	42	11
594	Don't take this the wrong way, Noah, but we hope the ship sinks.	1.3182	0.04849	154	116	27	11
595	I identify as non- binary	1.3182	0.04265	198	149	35	14
596	Hey! Im floppin here!	1.3182	0.04579	154	113	33	8
597	Look, we're trying to evolve.	1.3182	0.04081	198	146	41	11
598	A fish ladder would help!	1.3179	0.04249	195	146	36	13
599	No bears or bald eagles on board, right?	1.3179	0.04249	195	146	36	13
600	We’re planning to evolve.	1.3179	0.03925	195	141	46	8
601	We feel like fish out of water here.	1.3179	0.04249	195	146	36	13
602	We’re sea bass, we’re supposed to be in “S” next to the sloths. You have us in “B” with the bears.	1.3179	0.04916	151	114	26	11
603	We actually like floods	1.3176	0.04448	170	126	34	10
604	Tell me you didn't invite the cats.	1.3176	0.04369	170	125	36	9
605	Yeah, no thanks, we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.3176	0.04798	148	110	29	9
606	Did you say, "Can your roe?" or "Can you row?"	1.3176	0.05255	148	115	19	14
607	Look Noah, throw us back and grab a couple of unicorns and we'll call it a day	1.3171	0.04439	205	159	27	19
608	You’re going upstream, right?	1.3171	0.04557	164	122	32	10
609	I actually think we'll do better if you leave us behind.	1.3171	0.04718	164	124	28	12
610	We're fish you idiot.	1.3169	0.04637	183	141	26	16
611	We're staying out here for awhile. The elephants got hold of some bad peanuts.	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
612	Forget Genesis, we were planning on evolution	1.3168	0.04614	161	120	31	10
613	Of course, we're going to complain about our cabin. We're carp.	1.3167	0.04558	180	137	29	14
614	Carp-e Diem, I guess.	1.3167	0.04277	180	133	37	10
615	The only fish species that went extinct thanks to Noah’s Ark.	1.3167	0.04693	180	139	25	16
616	Noah, it's a flood. You didn't have to bring us on the ark.	1.3166	0.04479	199	154	27	18
617	You DO know we're aquatic ...?	1.3164	0.04251	177	130	38	9
618	‘You’re pulling us out of the water for WHAT exactly….?’	1.3161	0.04735	155	116	29	10
619	Oh that's just great, Noah's a pescatarian.	1.3160	0.04171	212	161	35	16
620	I get it. I get it. But, ya know, Noah, fish gotta swim.	1.3158	0.04518	152	111	34	7
621	Stop teaching guys to fish.	1.3158	0.04798	152	114	28	10
622	Not so fast, Noah. Are we going as passengers… or as dinner?	1.3158	0.04256	190	142	36	12
623	We were doing fine until you came along	1.3158	0.05315	152	120	16	16
624	You didn't say there would be bears!	1.3155	0.04434	187	142	31	14
625	If your people want lox on their schmere, you'd better toss us back.	1.3155	0.04498	187	143	29	15
626	We booked the honeymoon suite with a freshwater tub.	1.3155	0.04479	168	125	33	10
627	Room with a pool, please.	1.3155	0.04399	168	124	35	9
628	We didn't like having to ask for water at our table.	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
629	Nice try Noah. We can survive in a flood so we know the real reason you want us on that crowded waterless boat!	1.3152	0.04550	184	141	28	15
630	Uh, Noah, we think you might have misheard Him…	1.3152	0.04533	165	123	32	10
631	Let’s hope it has a leak.	1.3152	0.04195	165	119	40	6
632	Hey,Mac,I got a better idea. How ‘bout we swim & meet ya’ there?	1.3150	0.04345	200	153	31	16
633	When the floods hit,toss us overboard.	1.3145	0.04979	159	123	22	14
634	I'd be less skeptical if we didn't have to share a stall a with the butter, lemons, parsley, and bread crumbs..	1.3140	0.04238	207	158	33	16
635	Remind me what you're saving us from again.	1.3140	0.04774	172	133	24	15
636	Excuse me, but will this take us upstream?	1.3140	0.04481	172	129	32	11
637	We know you mean well, but there's no water on the boat.	1.3136	0.04534	169	127	31	11
638	Really? In the middle of desert?	1.3136	0.04612	169	128	29	12
639	Drop us off in the Atlantic.	1.3136	0.04212	169	123	39	7
640	Are we on the manifest or on the menu? It's in your hands, of course, but we hope you choose wisely.	1.3135	0.04330	185	139	34	12
641	Actually, we don't mind the rain.	1.3133	0.04747	166	127	26	13
642	Is there space in first class?	1.3132	0.04092	182	133	41	8
643	Thank's, but we'll take a rain check.	1.3132	0.04515	182	139	29	14
644	Is he my only choice?	1.3131	0.04069	198	147	40	11
645	Well, it’s no walk in the ark!	1.3130	0.05428	131	101	19	11
646	Cry me a river.	1.3128	0.04135	179	131	40	8
647	We're two fish--why do you keep calling us "sashimi"?	1.3128	0.04357	179	134	34	11
648	God told us we could board first.	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
649	Do you realize how many things in there want us for breakfast?	1.3125	0.05070	144	110	23	11
650	You have to be kidding	1.3121	0.04458	173	130	32	11
651	Come on Noah. Fish or cut bait.	1.3121	0.04305	173	128	36	9
652	We’re tonight’s entrée	1.3121	0.04683	157	118	29	10
653	Ask him about the mayo and pickle relish you saw, Charlie.	1.3121	0.04769	157	119	27	11
654	Yeah, we’ll take our chances IN the water, thanks.	1.3118	0.04512	170	128	31	11
655	Listen, why don’t we just swim alongside the ark.	1.3117	0.04745	154	116	28	10
656	No offense, but it sounds like your boss doesn’t know how fish work.	1.3114	0.04487	167	125	32	10
657	Tell us again why more water is a problem.	1.3113	0.04621	151	112	31	8
658	The only thing we're getting paired with is cream cheese.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
659	We don’t really worry about floods, but droughts will get our attention!	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
660	Sure, He gets to walk on water while we’re stuck feeding the masses.	1.3110	0.04459	164	122	33	9
661	If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances out here.	1.3110	0.04459	164	122	33	9
662	Seems like you don’t Noah lot about fish.	1.3107	0.04529	177	135	29	13
663	He asked for two SURGEONS	1.3106	0.05003	161	126	20	15
664	did you say we’d be smote or smoked?	1.3103	0.05134	145	112	21	12
665	Why was he asking his wife about dill and lemon?	1.3099	0.04640	171	131	27	13
666	Even more water than WE can imagine?!	1.3099	0.04171	171	125	39	7
667	No, ladder! L-A-D-D-E-R!	1.3095	0.04773	168	130	24	14
668	Does the expression "fish out of water" ring a bell?	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
669	Hold on there! We specifically requested a roe boat!	1.3094	0.04315	181	136	34	11
670	We'll just follow you	1.3094	0.04315	181	136	34	11
671	The wait for a party of two is around 40 days right now	1.3092	0.04960	152	117	23	12
672	We explicitly asked for an outside cabin.	1.3091	0.04518	165	124	31	10
673	This is a non smoking cruise … right ???	1.3091	0.04351	165	122	35	8
674	You know what? I think we’ll take our chances in the flood.	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
675	Noah, you’re not the sharpest human, are you?	1.3082	0.04801	159	122	25	12
676	Not near the Bears, nor the crocs. Is the room near the worms?	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
677	This is an off ramp. We'll take our chances.	1.3082	0.04632	159	120	29	10
678	We'd prefer to stay in school .	1.3082	0.04367	159	117	35	7
679	We were told there would be reasonable accommodation.	1.3082	0.04367	159	117	35	7
680	Sorry Noah, but fish gotta swim.	1.3082	0.04545	159	119	31	9
681	We asked for a room IN a pool!	1.3081	0.04517	185	143	27	15
682	And you’re saying flood is a bad thing?	1.3077	0.04779	156	119	26	11
683	Fine then, we'll evolve.	1.3077	0.04025	169	122	42	5
684	Fine. Go without your sole.	1.3077	0.04597	169	129	28	12
685	C’mon, we’re siblings!	1.3077	0.04597	169	129	28	12
686	We're going to need a room with running water.	1.3073	0.04007	192	142	41	9
687	We feel our chances are better OFF the boat.	1.3072	0.04575	166	126	29	11
688	Mary, we’re leaving. When this guy said there’d be ‘fish food’ he wasn’t talking to us.	1.3072	0.04732	166	128	25	13
689	We won't be able to walk up this ramp for another 5 million years.	1.3072	0.05018	153	119	21	13
690	Darwin sent us.	1.3066	0.05340	137	107	18	12
691	Noah, huh? Yeah, well you don’t Noah lot about how fish breathe, do you genius	1.3064	0.04593	173	133	27	13
692	But isn't a flood just a bunch of water?	1.3062	0.04936	160	125	21	14
693	Very finny, Noah.	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
694	Are you going upstream?	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
695	If we'd wanted to escape the water, we would have grown feet!	1.3059	0.04419	170	128	32	10
696	You haven't thought this through.	1.3059	0.04419	170	128	32	10
697	No, seriously, ask Him. It’d be a lot easier if we could just meet you there in 40 days.	1.3059	0.04497	170	129	30	11
698	We’ll both be having the chicken.	1.3056	0.04546	144	106	32	6
699	Ever heard of the ADA buddy?Just a ramp ain’t gonna cover it.	1.3056	0.04546	144	106	32	6
700	Flood? What's the problem?	1.3054	0.04551	167	127	29	11
701	Can you guarantee we'll miss my wife's family reunion?	1.3052	0.04989	154	120	21	13
702	You don't fool me for a minute. I saw that box of bagels.	1.3051	0.04656	177	138	24	15
703	It's a flood. We don't need a boat.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
704	I lied , I'm a male too	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
705	...and Dramamine for him.	1.3049	0.04357	164	122	34	8
706	I thought God didn't make mistakes.	1.3049	0.04688	164	126	26	12
707	How nice of you to build us a salmon ladder!	1.3046	0.04603	151	113	30	8
708	C'mon, there are plenty other fish in the sea.	1.3046	0.04496	174	133	29	12
709	Look, the ramp isn't gonna do it. We specifically asked for a fish ladder.	1.3046	0.04346	174	131	33	10
710	We're a little nervous about how much white wine is on board.	1.3043	0.04582	161	122	29	10
711	You obviously don't Noah how it feels to be a fish out of water.	1.3043	0.04525	184	143	26	15
712	Roe not row!	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
713	What? No Loaves?	1.3038	0.04553	158	119	30	9
714	If we're less than 2 cubits, don't you have to release us?	1.3038	0.04279	158	116	36	6
715	OK, Noah……….where’s the water now?	1.3038	0.04553	158	119	30	9
716	All the others drowned.	1.3036	0.04448	168	127	31	10
717	You won’t even notice us for at least three days.	1.3036	0.04285	168	125	35	8
718	I am also dating Lisa. Is that 'two only' rule up for negotiation?	1.3036	0.04528	168	128	29	11
719	You say it's going to flood, and you're saving our lives on this boat?	1.3034	0.05021	145	112	22	11
720	No... that's incorrect! Fish ARE animals! Classic anti-ichthyism!	1.3034	0.05116	145	113	20	12
721	OK, we’re stowaways, you got us, throw us back in.	1.3034	0.04276	178	134	34	10
722	I believe it's going to be a fresh water flood. We're salt water fish."	1.3032	0.04425	155	115	33	7
723	You have no idea how we reproduce, do you?	1.3032	0.04961	155	121	21	13
724	On second thought, we'd rather follow on behind you.	1.3032	0.04519	155	116	31	8
725	Noah, did you ever stop to think that this is just a bad parable?	1.3030	0.04502	165	125	30	10
726	We'd like freshwater accommodations, please - preferably away from the bears.	1.3025	0.04208	162	119	37	6
727	Hope this entryway wasn't designed by Boeing.	1.3025	0.04723	162	125	25	12
728	We are decendents of the Holy Mackerel.	1.3025	0.04723	162	125	25	12
729	I think you underestimate us, Noah.	1.3023	0.04527	172	132	28	12
730	I don’t know, Noah, if we come on board you promise we won’t end up on a bagel with schmear, right?	1.3022	0.04421	182	140	29	13
731	Hell,no! We’ll take the high water.	1.3020	0.04828	149	114	25	10
732	We used our amex points.	1.3020	0.04921	149	115	23	11
733	I'm sorry! I thought the two worms were for us!	1.3019	0.04439	159	119	32	8
734	Sorry - we haven’t evolved yet.	1.3019	0.04615	159	121	28	10
735	I'm sure you know we live in water, right?	1.3018	0.04582	169	130	27	12
736	Toss me back. I'd rather die than be stuck on the ark with her.	1.3018	0.04807	169	133	21	15
737	You do know there are over 33,000 different species of us, right?	1.3015	0.05147	136	105	21	10
738	We'd rather drown!	1.3014	0.04896	146	112	24	10
739	You know we’re both guys, right?	1.3013	0.04762	156	120	25	11
740	Tell me again what you thought "flood" meant.	1.3012	0.04559	166	127	28	11
741	Just checking - we're not food, right?	1.3011	0.04665	176	138	23	15
742	Thanks, but the missus and me are just going to ride it out.	1.3011	0.04146	186	140	36	10
743	OCD acting up, huh?	1.3008	0.05117	133	102	22	9
744	I said tanks, not thanks.	1.3007	0.04215	143	103	37	3
745	We've changed our minds. We prefer to leave.	1.3007	0.04826	153	118	24	11
746	Prepare to be multiplied.	1.3006	0.04186	163	120	37	6
747	If it's OK with you, we'd just as soon stay here.	1.3006	0.04698	163	126	25	12
748	We could swim, but we wanted to hang out with the giraffes.	1.3006	0.04723	173	136	22	15
749	Something smells human-y	1.3006	0.04723	173	136	22	15
750	Good news he has to throw both of us back!	1.3006	0.04504	173	133	28	12
751	Hey, Noah, you are losing it. Salmon do NOT need a water rescue. Put us back in the river. We promise to spawn.	1.3006	0.04352	173	131	32	10
752	Whadaya mean no spawning?	1.3005	0.04043	193	145	38	10
753	Why are we the only ones who have to bring a dozen bagels and a tub of cream cheese?	1.3000	0.04558	170	131	27	12
754	We saw the menu.”	1.3000	0.04634	170	132	25	13
755	We'd stay if it had a pool.	1.3000	0.03883	200	149	42	9
756	Did anyone bring bread?	1.3000	0.04822	120	88	28	4
757	So, let’s see, you’re saving creatures who do perfectly fine underwater, is that it?	1.3000	0.04675	160	123	26	11
758	This boat's got an infinity pool, right? Water park? Shrimp buffet?	1.3000	0.04504	160	121	30	9
759	To save our marriage, our therapist said we should try new things.	1.3000	0.04800	150	115	25	10
760	The 5 loaves will be coming by DoorDash	1.2994	0.04778	177	141	19	17
761	Look, Noah, I think we'll do swimmingly well outside the ark...	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
762	But we don't care if it rains!	1.2994	0.04649	157	120	27	10
763	Well, this is awkward.	1.2993	0.04570	147	110	30	7
764	We prefer to be under the ark.	1.2993	0.05054	147	115	20	12
765	Two of each, two of each. This fool doesn’t know that we’re about to spawn 500 hundred offspring.	1.2993	0.04867	147	113	24	10
766	We think you’re overreacting.	1.2993	0.04961	147	114	22	11
767	For crying out loud, Noah -- she's my sister!	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
768	Would it be a sin if we just swim alongside?	1.2988	0.04592	164	126	27	11
769	Well, that was pointless.	1.2988	0.04752	164	128	23	13
770	Not sure what happened, but we booked a room with a tub.	1.2988	0.04509	164	125	29	10
771	I guess we're dammed if we do, damned if we don't.	1.2987	0.04799	154	119	24	11
772	Microplastics.	1.2987	0.04710	154	118	26	10
773	Noah that’s my uncle not my wife	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
774	I really hope you have a pool onboard.	1.2982	0.03969	171	125	41	5
775	Feed the seals something else!	1.2982	0.04459	171	131	29	11
776	Tell me again exactly how this is helping us??...	1.2981	0.04392	161	121	32	8
777	God works in mysterious ways.	1.2981	0.04392	161	121	32	8
778	Just think this through. Say you're a fish. Inside a dry boat or out in a nice wet flood?	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
779	Didn't quite think this one through, did He?	1.2980	0.04954	151	118	21	12
780	What do you mean we're not on the list?	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
781	We'd like a cabin with a view. And a wet bar.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
782	Exactly what did you say you were saving us from?	1.2979	0.04473	141	104	32	5
783	Thanks, but we’ve decided to take our chances.	1.2976	0.04351	168	127	32	9
784	We're willing to be bumped if you're overbooked.	1.2976	0.04432	168	128	30	10
785	Forty days out of water and now dry land...never again!	1.2973	0.05024	148	116	20	12
786	We want to speak to the manager.	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
787	What makes you think I'm gonna mate with just any old cod piece?	1.2970	0.04143	165	122	37	6
788	We booked window seats!	1.2968	0.03902	155	111	42	2
789	If they’re just going to put us on bagels, can you leave us behind?	1.2966	0.05002	145	113	21	11
790	Put us in the vegetarian section please.	1.2965	0.04359	172	131	31	10
791	I’d like to speak to customer service.	1.2965	0.04200	172	129	35	8
792	I thought you were just doing this for the halibut.	1.2963	0.04787	162	127	22	13
793	Leave the bears!	1.2961	0.04166	179	135	35	9
794	You're overachieving.	1.2961	0.04745	152	117	25	10
795	Are we the only two being punished?	1.2961	0.04652	152	116	27	9
796	You call this saving us?	1.2961	0.05013	152	120	19	13
797	We decided to stay in the water	1.2959	0.04718	169	133	22	14
798	Do you know what salt water does to lake fish like us? Let us on the damn boat!	1.2958	0.04446	142	105	32	5
799	Samuel and Miriam Lox. Why?	1.2956	0.04932	159	126	19	14
800	Noah, is it? Think about it- we didn't need rescuing from a flood!	1.2956	0.04598	159	122	27	10
801	You know, it didn't look like this on the You Win A Caribbean Couple's Cruise invitation.	1.2953	0.04206	149	109	36	4
802	No. Actually ,we're getting of	1.2953	0.04809	149	115	24	10
803	You really think we'd be in danger during a flood?	1.2952	0.04778	166	131	21	14
804	You are leaving because you feel like a fish out of water. That’s crazy talk.	1.2952	0.04462	166	127	29	10
805	If you don’t mind, we’ll take our chances and stay.	1.2950	0.04945	139	107	23	9
806	Why not? Other animals can swim and you let them aboard.	1.2949	0.04745	156	121	24	11
807	Wait! Maude! Ain’t this the gefilte fish guy?	1.2949	0.04916	156	123	20	13
808	The Fish. Party of 2.	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
809	We get it. “Like a fish out of water…” Now can we jump back in?	1.2945	0.04778	146	112	25	9
810	Is this your idea of a joke?	1.2941	0.04626	153	117	27	9
811	No thanks. All the fun people are staying behind.	1.2941	0.04626	153	117	27	9
812	What part of 'breathes water' don't you understand?	1.2941	0.04619	170	133	24	13
813	Are we being saved, or, feeding the throngs?	1.2941	0.04387	170	130	30	10
814	Hey, we can’t wait much longer. A fish out of water is no joke.	1.2941	0.04387	170	130	30	10
815	We're also going to require our own bathroom.	1.2938	0.04191	177	134	34	9
816	We'd prefer no smoking	1.2934	0.04357	167	127	31	9
817	Is this ironic or what?	1.2933	0.04687	150	115	26	9
818	Sure doesn’t look like a salmon ladder, does it, Billy?	1.2933	0.04590	150	114	28	8
819	And I suppose our spot being right next to the bears is pure coincidence?	1.2930	0.04451	157	119	30	8
820	Did He happen to explain how fish work?	1.2930	0.04888	157	124	20	13
821	This ark's not big enough for both of us	1.2929	0.05018	140	109	21	10
822	Honestly, thanks for the invite. It's just the bears, y'know?	1.2929	0.04476	140	104	31	5
823	Are you sure you've thought this through?	1.2929	0.04914	140	108	23	9
824	I get what you are saying but I think we’ll take our chances.	1.2927	0.04575	164	127	26	11
825	Please, she's not my girlfriend, she's my sister!	1.2926	0.04363	188	147	27	14
826	YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THRU, HAVE YOU?	1.2925	0.04549	147	111	29	7
827	We just wanna hitch a ride with you upstream.	1.2925	0.04340	147	109	33	5
828	The whole world flooded? You say it like it's a bad thing!	1.2925	0.04750	147	113	25	9
829	A free cruise? What’s the catch?	1.2924	0.04285	171	130	32	9
830	Yeah,we are heard what God said. But just stop and think for a moment,would ya	1.2922	0.04781	154	120	23	11
831	Gefilte? What's gefilte?	1.2922	0.05040	154	123	17	14
832	Except we actually like water.	1.2922	0.04600	154	118	27	9
833	You had to part the sea, didn't you?	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
834	Fish ladder, my ass.	1.2919	0.04548	161	124	27	10
835	You really think we need to go in the boat?	1.2919	0.04956	161	129	17	15
836	Not going to happen, she was my shoal-sweetheart and it didn’t end well.	1.2917	0.04503	144	108	30	6
837	So you're saying we need to be saved from too much...water?	1.2917	0.04915	144	112	22	10
838	You do know we can handle the flood, right?	1.2914	0.04370	175	135	29	11
839	No!! Two fishes and five loaves are not enough…	1.2911	0.04692	158	123	24	11
840	Save your own sole. We’re staying.	1.2911	0.04692	158	123	24	11
841	Well this seems counterintuitive...	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
842	We can't find a spot. Everyone's scared of sleeping with the fishes.	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
843	Where’s the flood?	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
844	Of all the fish in the sea you couldn’t do better than Larry here?	1.2908	0.04986	141	110	21	10
845	Do I have to…..really?	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
846	Perhaps we’re swimming against the tide here, Noah, but sometimes it doesn’t make sense to take God’s Word literally.	1.2907	0.04645	172	136	22	14
847	And just how many other couples are assigned to the pool?	1.2907	0.04571	172	135	24	13
848	You had to bring my sister?	1.2907	0.04343	172	132	30	10
849	Sorry, she insists we'd be better off in the water.	1.2905	0.04315	148	110	33	5
850	She’s Roe; I’m Wade.	1.2903	0.04481	155	118	29	8
851	If the sharks are going with you, we’ll take our chances out there.	1.2903	0.04290	155	116	33	6
852	I think we should sit this one out...	1.2903	0.04481	155	118	29	8
853	Hear me now, this won't end well.	1.2903	0.04753	155	121	23	11
854	Just leave us in the water.	1.2901	0.04660	131	98	28	5
855	Do you understand that a fish out of water is a bad thing?'	1.2899	0.05060	138	108	20	10
856	Cod! Oh, sorry, I misheard.	1.2899	0.05060	138	108	20	10
857	Haven't you ever heard of a fish ladder?	1.2899	0.04736	138	105	26	7
858	It's awfully kind of you, but we are honestly not feeling all that threatened.	1.2899	0.05163	138	109	18	11
859	Tell God we preferred the flood.	1.2897	0.05078	145	115	18	12
860	Thanks for loading the goldfish, we were starving in there.	1.2897	0.04885	145	113	22	10
861	Sorry... We’re scaling back.”	1.2897	0.04582	145	110	28	7
862	I think you're missing the point when it comes to us fish.	1.2895	0.04538	152	116	28	8
863	No offense, but I feel like a fish out of water.	1.2895	0.04817	152	119	22	11
864	We're with the band.	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
865	I'd like to file a complaint about the lack of accessibility.	1.2893	0.04915	159	127	18	14
866	Sorry, we just don’t like how the bears keep looking at us.	1.2893	0.04666	159	124	24	11
867	Mind if we swim alongside?	1.2893	0.04218	159	119	34	6
868	We thought you said, 'Cod, please help me.'	1.2892	0.04606	166	130	24	12
869	Im not sure you actually read the memo	1.2890	0.04321	173	133	30	10
870	Are you sure He meant all animals?	1.2889	0.05028	135	105	21	9
871	You realize this is pretty ridiculous, even for God.	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
872	No, you want Noah's boat. This one goes to Staten Island.	1.2887	0.04955	142	111	21	10
873	We feel a bit like fish out of water.	1.2887	0.04853	142	110	23	9
874	We are one fish, two fish - red fish, blue fish are still on their way	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
875	You must not NO-ah bout me	1.2886	0.04073	149	109	37	3
876	40 days with the grizzly bears on the second floor is 40 days too long.	1.2885	0.04727	156	122	23	11
877	God dam it.	1.2883	0.04414	163	125	29	9
878	Think again if you think we're the last two.	1.2880	0.04212	184	142	31	11
879	Hey-- we LIKE the flood !	1.2878	0.04923	139	108	22	9
880	Our room is full of salt.	1.2877	0.04758	146	113	24	9
881	How about a little help, Noah? We’re like fish out of water here!	1.2876	0.04789	153	120	22	11
882	I told you, we hate cruises.	1.2876	0.04512	153	117	28	8
883	No, we’re One fish and Two fish. Red fish and Blue fish are further down the line.	1.2876	0.04216	153	114	34	5
884	What list? I want to talk to your manager	1.2876	0.04699	153	119	24	10
885	My cousin was once offered a 'free cruise,' and he ended up on an all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.2874	0.04422	167	129	28	10
886	We're on the fence. We can handle the flood either way."	1.2874	0.04221	174	133	32	9
887	Nope! We saw the tubs of tartar sauce being loaded.	1.2874	0.04142	174	132	34	8
888	I’m here to save your sole.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
889	Thanks for the offer. But while the ark may have been the answer to your prayers, the flood was the answer to ours.	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
890	Just wanna make sure -- we're not the entre, right?	1.2867	0.04471	150	114	29	7
891	You call this ramp accessible?	1.2867	0.04266	150	112	33	5
892	You did include a pool, right?	1.2867	0.04266	150	112	33	5
893	You booked us a room in the smoke house?	1.2867	0.04855	150	118	21	11
894	What part of, "We got this", don't you get......?	1.2866	0.04612	157	122	25	10
895	Flood schmud. We're outa here!	1.2866	0.04523	157	121	27	9
896	Dude, it’s water; we’re okay.	1.2866	0.04639	164	129	23	12
897	You may be the chosen one but you're not very bright, are you?	1.2866	0.04217	164	124	33	7
898	Going upstream?	1.2866	0.04719	164	130	21	13
899	Take me to the river.	1.2865	0.04187	171	130	33	8
900	You need to keep us away from all the Brown Bears and Grizzlies, Andeans, Polars, Suns, Sloths, Asiatic and North American Black Bears! Pandas are OK. Kinda cuddly––and they seem to be vegans.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
901	Thanks for the invite but you can give our spots away, we’re good.	1.2857	0.04041	175	132	36	7
902	So this is what you meant by “draining the swamp?“	1.2857	0.04922	147	116	20	11
903	I can’t believe the red fish and the blue fish beat us here	1.2857	0.04922	147	116	20	11
904	I would rather be in a flood, than to accept these accommodations.	1.2857	0.04937	154	123	18	13
905	Wild? Farmed? Transgenic? When will you stop grilling us?	1.2857	0.04530	161	125	26	10
906	Water? Oh you’ll get water.	1.2857	0.05387	126	100	16	10
907	Did you say there are bears on this cruise?	1.2857	0.04173	161	121	34	6
908	Of course we are carping. We are carp.	1.2848	0.04451	165	128	27	10
909	I am absolutely not "doing it" with her.	1.2848	0.04843	158	126	19	13
910	You said there’d be a pool onboard.	1.2848	0.04445	151	115	29	7
911	Why sure! We'd be happy to roe your boat!"	1.2847	0.04894	144	113	21	10
912	Are the pool facilities here nice ?	1.2847	0.04587	144	110	27	7
913	I know what you were commanded to do, but what about common sense?	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
914	A flood you say? Think we'll pass and not come on board!	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
915	I think we're good, but thanks anyway.	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
916	How do you unspread water?	1.2838	0.04501	148	113	28	7
917	Did you bring the bread?	1.2838	0.04184	148	110	34	4
918	You're charging HOW much and there's no buffet?	1.2838	0.04893	148	117	20	11
919	You guys got a swimming pool someplace on this cruise ship ?	1.2837	0.04756	141	109	24	8
920	And, why not?	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
921	The all-inclusive said there'd be an aquarium.	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
922	Can we at least get an ocean view?	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
923	Two many fish in the sea	1.2833	0.04115	180	138	33	9
924	We’re seeking asylum.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
925	I feel like a fish outta water with all the mammals onboard!	1.2830	0.04473	159	123	27	9
926	Ok Noah, so let me get this straight. You want us to load up in there so we don’t drown!!!???	1.2830	0.04648	159	125	23	11
927	Spawning is natural”, you said. “A change of scenery will do you good”, you said	1.2829	0.04517	152	117	27	8
928	If it’s all the same to you, we’d prefer to stay outside the boat.	1.2829	0.04706	152	119	23	10
929	where’s the indoor pool	1.2829	0.04320	152	115	31	6
930	Which way to the deck pool?	1.2828	0.04663	145	112	25	8
931	This might be a good time to explain about gills.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
932	If it's just the same with you, we'll take our chances here.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
933	«Her name is Salmonella, she doesnt HAVE salmonella»	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
934	Who is in charge of logistics?	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
935	You interrupted a rockin' spawn for this?!	1.2822	0.04396	163	126	28	9
936	No worries. Even if it floods we’ll be OK.	1.2822	0.04647	163	129	22	12
937	What do you mean land animals only? You guys evolved from us!	1.2822	0.04647	163	129	22	12
938	Can you give us directions to Cape Cod?	1.2821	0.05128	156	128	12	16
939	I hate it already, Agnes.	1.2821	0.04708	156	123	22	11
940	Do we look like sheep?	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
941	This guy doesn't even have enough sense to round up the unicorns	1.2819	0.04268	149	112	32	5
942	So the world is going to flood, and you want the two of us to join you in the one place without water?	1.2819	0.04864	149	118	20	11
943	Didn’t make the cut	1.2819	0.04769	149	117	22	10
944	Yo, yo, we saw a certain famous person from Nazareth with bread, he is not thinking of feeding multitudes is he?	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
945	Plenty of fish in the sea, and you chose him?	1.2817	0.05034	142	113	18	11
946	You promise we're headed upstream?	1.2814	0.04643	167	133	21	13
947	This all seems a little fishy to me.	1.2812	0.04622	160	126	23	11
948	Yes,Noah. We are actually PRO -flooding.	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
949	Did it ever occur to you that water covering the land is not a bad thing for some of us?	1.2812	0.04175	160	121	33	6
950	We didn't want to be saved!	1.2810	0.04679	153	120	23	10
951	The accommodations are terrible! We’re packed like sardines in there	1.2810	0.05407	121	96	16	9
952	No way if you let those grizzlies stay onboard.	1.2808	0.04736	146	114	23	9
953	We like a wetter room.	1.2808	0.04532	146	112	27	7
954	What do you mean Gefilte isn't on your list?	1.2807	0.04410	171	134	26	11
955	My wife wants to know if the water is still or sparkling	1.2807	0.04251	171	132	30	9
956	That's my mother you idiot.	1.2806	0.04570	139	106	27	6
957	Before we swim aboard,"is this the couples only cruise?"	1.2806	0.04900	139	109	21	9
958	It’s a fucking zoo in there! We’ll just follow in your wake, thank you.	1.2805	0.04286	164	126	30	8
959	Yo Noah, that 2 of everything rule doesn't fly for fish!	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
960	We heard your call for carpe diem.	1.2803	0.05303	132	106	15	11
961	How do we know this isn't some kind of elaborate seafood restaurant?	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
962	We changed our minds. We'd rather swim than sink.	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
963	This is our first cruise...besides the opportunity to continue our species will there be entertainment?	1.2803	0.04593	157	123	24	10
964	We demand accomodations for our physical needs!	1.2803	0.04412	157	121	28	8
965	We’re only going aboard if you stop Fish on Friday during Lent.	1.2800	0.04486	175	139	23	13
966	What do you want us to do, sprout legs?	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
967	And we’re nowhere near the bears, right?	1.2798	0.04541	168	133	23	12
968	This is Genesis. You want Matthew. Go straight ahead and turn left at the New Testament.	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
969	Please direct us to the sea level.	1.2795	0.04424	161	125	27	9
970	Actually, you know what? We’re good.	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
971	YEAH, NOAH, UMM, WE LOVE THE EFFORT HERE BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR LIST. WE’RE TWO ‘CATFISH’, NOT TWO ‘CATS’.	1.2793	0.05748	111	89	13	9
972	Leave us here. The next 40 days will be awesome.	1.2791	0.04229	172	133	30	9
973	Is this cruise really all inclusive or just a bait-and-switch?	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
974	Unfortunately, for us, this guy is not too bright.	1.2791	0.04919	129	100	22	7
975	Really, we're not worried about it raining for 40 days and 40 nights.	1.2789	0.04806	147	116	21	10
976	No, a 'fish ramp' is not the same as a fish ladder."	1.2789	0.04806	147	116	21	10
977	Somethings fishy, Noah. We can’t scale the gangplank.	1.2789	0.04608	147	114	25	8
978	We’re fish. We’ll take are chances with the flood	1.2789	0.04608	147	114	25	8
979	Cat food?	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
980	two fish or not two fish, that is the question!	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
981	Nice job, jerk. She’s my sister.	1.2786	0.04869	140	110	21	9
982	She's saying I'm not her type.	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
983	You’re going overboard.	1.2786	0.04541	140	107	27	6
984	You know a flood is my wet dream, right?	1.2786	0.05076	140	112	17	11
985	Two if by sea.	1.2786	0.04541	140	107	27	6
986	Sure everybody on board is vegan?	1.2785	0.04294	158	121	30	7
987	I know it's a touchy subject, but I really do need to know your genders.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
988	So the “Holy” Mackerel can come, but not us, eh?	1.2781	0.04322	151	115	30	6
989	You do realize we're gay?	1.2781	0.04594	169	135	21	13
990	But we passed the swim test.	1.2778	0.04564	144	111	26	7
991	Leave us, seriously, we'll be fine.	1.2778	0.05119	126	99	19	8
992	Obviously we're not the ones God's mad at.	1.2778	0.05242	126	100	17	9
993	Our only request is that you not sit us next to the grizzly bears	1.2778	0.04564	144	111	26	7
994	Nice try Noah - there is no way we’re getting on this sushi boat!	1.2778	0.04346	144	109	30	5
995	Can’t put my fin on it, but something doesn’t feel right about this.	1.2778	0.04487	162	127	25	10
996	We got gills, nimrod. Throw us back now.	1.2774	0.04626	155	122	23	10
997	He's gay.	1.2774	0.04715	155	123	21	11
998	Hasn’t this guy heard the saying ‘like a fish out of water’?	1.2774	0.04441	155	120	27	8
999	Before he started loading this thing, he should've taken Bio 101.	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
1000	Sir Noah, do we go in the ark or under it?"	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
1001	Holy Moses it's about time!	1.2774	0.04940	137	108	20	9
1002	You interrupted our spawning season for this!?	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
1003	Hey, I think we're gonna walk.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1004	Well God told me he was sending the flood as a gift, so I think we’re kind of at an impasse here.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1005	Did you ever consider we may have enjoyed the flood?	1.2770	0.04580	148	115	25	8
1006	Yeay...dry land	1.2770	0.04479	148	114	27	7
1007	We’re here to feed the bears.	1.2770	0.04269	148	112	31	5
1008	You're forgetting the loaves.	1.2770	0.04269	148	112	31	5
1009	Thanks, but we’re ok.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1010	We’re not gonna lie, the fact you’re seating us next to the grizzlies is making us very suspicious.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1011	There’s something fishy about the entire premise.	1.2769	0.05006	130	102	20	8
1012	Thanks, I think we'll wait outside.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1013	You said there was a fish ladder	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1014	You’re not gonna want to go in there, the sheep sleep with the fishes	1.2766	0.04942	141	112	19	10
1015	On three you slap him and we break for the water!	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
1016	Something tells me you've heard this before, but there's just the two of us.	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
1017	You’re gonna need a wetter boat	1.2764	0.05452	123	99	14	10
1018	Let's get this straight! You think you are saving us from a flood?	1.2761	0.05013	134	106	19	9
1019	we're ok with the flood thing, really.	1.2761	0.04015	163	123	35	5
1020	The moment when Noah gets the idea for the First Delicatessen.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1021	Really? You think you’re saving us from the flood?	1.2759	0.04536	145	112	26	7
1022	We're getting off! You can only go downstream with this thing!	1.2759	0.04743	145	114	22	9
1023	Come on, man! We're chickens! We just happen to live in the sea.	1.2759	0.04320	145	110	30	5
1024	Give me one good reason why we can’t	1.2759	0.04429	145	111	28	6
1025	Are you sure he didn't say leaveth the fish behind?	1.2759	0.04843	145	115	20	10
1026	We've got no problem with water, so we're not going.	1.2756	0.04776	156	125	19	12
1027	Just a heads up. We’re gay.	1.2756	0.04959	127	99	21	7
1028	You dummy, Noah. Can't you see we're the same sex?	1.2754	0.04573	138	106	26	6
1029	Noah? I fucked'ah!	1.2750	0.05671	120	98	11	11
1030	Seriously??? You brought us to DRY land?????	1.2749	0.04233	171	133	29	9
1031	Yeah but we identify as land-based.	1.2748	0.04853	131	102	22	7
1032	We don't care who commanded you. We'll take our chances with the flood.	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
1033	Next time some guy offers to save us from a flood, let's remember we're fish.	1.2748	0.05089	131	104	18	9
1034	How much for forty days and forty nights in the bilge?	1.2748	0.04853	131	102	22	7
1035	Dude. Seriously. It's was a FLOOD.	1.2745	0.04840	153	123	18	12
1036	When you said,"high and dry," we just thought you meant metaphorically.	1.2745	0.04470	153	119	26	8
1037	Not thrilled with the accommodations	1.2744	0.03994	164	124	35	5
1038	Tell me again how the flood will kill off all the fish?	1.2741	0.04867	135	106	21	8
1039	Flood, genius.	1.2740	0.04509	146	113	26	7
1040	We are not getting on if the only fish tank is in the kitchen.	1.2740	0.04714	146	115	22	9
1041	Don’t look at me … I told her it was land animals only !	1.2739	0.04483	157	123	25	9
1042	You're telling me we can't eat the worms?!	1.2739	0.04391	157	122	27	8
1043	Uh,Noah buddy,I don’t think you thought this through…	1.2739	0.04834	157	127	17	13
1044	No, uh I think we’ll be okay…	1.2738	0.04196	168	130	30	8
1045	Actually, in the event of Biblical rain, we're fairly comfortable out here...	1.2735	0.05513	117	94	14	9
1046	Nice thought, but we think we're going to be more comfortable out here.	1.2734	0.05048	128	101	19	8
1047	Holy mackerel.”	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
1048	You get that this isn't an improvement for us, right?	1.2734	0.05086	139	112	16	11
1049	I'm not going without my bagel.	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
1050	Charging $8 for a water bottle, THAT’S sinful.	1.2733	0.04661	161	129	20	12
1051	There's no point bringing your pole along. I'm Larry, this here's Steve.	1.2727	0.04347	143	109	29	5
1052	Noah. We live in water. We’ll be fine in the flood.	1.2727	0.04722	154	123	20	11
1053	What part of 'anadromous' don't you understand?!	1.2727	0.04778	143	113	21	9
1054	Noah, honey, you seem a little unclear on the purpose of this activity.	1.2727	0.04839	121	93	23	5
1055	Who says fish like visiting relatives begins to stink after 3 days?	1.2727	0.04632	154	122	22	10
1056	An all-loving god would seat us without a reservation.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1057	If we see any loaves on board, we're out of here.	1.2722	0.04547	158	125	23	10
1058	We had a reservation !	1.2721	0.05068	147	120	14	13
1059	We were doing fine, Mr. overachiever.	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
1060	Any chance of an ocean view room?	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
1061	No smoking, please.	1.2721	0.04836	136	107	21	8
1062	All this and you've got how many breeds of cats in there?	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1063	My wife wants to know if you're licensed to operate this thing.	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1064	It may be a ramp, but it's still not accessible!	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1065	The whales have decided to take their chances.	1.2716	0.04015	162	123	34	5
1066	I hear you are headed upstream?	1.2715	0.04597	151	119	23	9
1067	Noah, what gives?	1.2715	0.04785	151	121	19	11
1068	Yeah, the boat won’t be necessary, we’re just going to enjoy the flood.	1.2715	0.04299	151	116	29	6
1069	I think we'll take our chances with the flood. There are too many piscivores on board.	1.2714	0.04516	140	108	26	6
1070	Air-breather savior complex.	1.2713	0.04505	129	98	27	4
1071	Don’t worry. If it doesn't work, we'll just crawl out of the water and start over again.	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
1072	Yes, but consider Biblical credibility - fish saved from flood?!	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
1073	The online registration site was poorly designed. Is that our fault?	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
1074	If you don't light some incense in there, we're leaving.	1.2713	0.05133	129	103	17	9
1075	So, evolution is biblical after all?	1.2710	0.04513	155	122	24	9
1076	We heard there was a couples retreat.	1.2708	0.04850	144	115	19	10
1077	….He expects us to multiply right here in the open with everyone watching? Jesus!	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
1078	This feels like a scam."	1.2707	0.04906	133	105	20	8
1079	Put down the hook and we'll consider it.	1.2705	0.05210	122	97	17	8
1080	In case you haven't noticed , This isn't gonna work	1.2704	0.04433	159	125	25	9
1081	Are you headed upriver ?	1.2703	0.04351	148	114	28	6
1082	Don’t act like this is unbelievable, have you read the rest of this book?	1.2703	0.05716	111	90	12	9
1083	Why do we have to ride in the barrel?	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
1084	Forget it,Noah- we’re not cedar plank salmon!	1.2701	0.04168	174	136	29	9
1085	Looks like we missed our stop	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
1086	Sure, on paper it makes sense…	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
1087	She's trying to convince me to make a leap of faith.	1.2701	0.04691	137	107	23	7
1088	Trust us, we’ve done this before.	1.2701	0.04209	137	103	31	3
1089	No drink minimum, right?	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
1090	Hurry Noah, the flood could not come too soon!	1.2701	0.04576	137	106	25	6
1091	We tried to convince those 2 unicorn to stay on board Noah, but they hurdled us and took off!	1.2701	0.05023	137	110	17	10
1092	What is water?	1.2698	0.05335	126	102	14	10
1093	Can we get a room far from the brown bears?	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1094	But, what if we don't want to have children?	1.2698	0.05568	126	104	10	12
1095	I'm just waiting for the loaves.	1.2698	0.04835	126	98	22	6
1096	How about we don’t, but you just say we did?	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1097	Honestly Noah, I think we'll be fine.	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
1098	do you think this is necessary?	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1099	I've been trying to explain to her that she doesn't need to be rescued from a flood.	1.2697	0.04665	152	121	21	10
1100	Put us back in the water! God damn it!	1.2697	0.04570	152	120	23	9
1101	Well you said Bring a date	1.2697	0.04375	152	118	27	7
1102	This whole "ark-thing" sounds fishy to me.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
1103	Hey old man, it's time to sleep with the fishes.	1.2692	0.04668	156	125	20	11
1104	If that would have taken us any longer to emerge from the ocean, we would have grown legs and walked away.	1.2692	0.05098	130	104	17	9
1105	It’s not the water we’re afraid of; it’s what’s about to be in it.”	1.2692	0.04579	156	124	22	10
1106	Twin beds, please.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
1107	Just don’t put us in with the clown fish.	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1108	I don’t need to be rescued.	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
1109	We heard your goldfish bowl was tiny.	1.2690	0.04295	145	111	29	5
1110	Let us off when it starts raining, okay?	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
1111	But we live in water and can't wait for the flood, you wanker.	1.2689	0.05297	119	95	16	8
1112	You're gonna need a bigger boat.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1113	You didn't really think this through, did you?	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
1114	Get in, and I'll spare you the rod.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
1115	It's not about you Noah. It's about us." Mark Halverson Fair Oaks, California	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
1116	It's kind of a fish out of water thing,	1.2685	0.04429	149	116	26	7
1117	Well, there really aren’t any other fish in the sea!	1.2685	0.04429	149	116	26	7
1118	It's moments like these that tests one's faith.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1119	all I'm asking is that you at least reconsider the teach a man to fish part	1.2683	0.05172	123	98	17	8
1120	You're sure the bears aren't allowed in the water park?	1.2681	0.04883	138	110	19	9
1121	I'd argue you should take Him seriously but not literally.	1.2681	0.04773	138	109	21	8
1122	Take us to King Salomon.	1.2681	0.04429	138	106	27	5
1123	No, no, no. You come in with loaves much later!	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
1124	Why should we have to swim? You're the ones who sinned.	1.2681	0.04773	138	109	21	8
1125	There's no pool!	1.2679	0.04177	168	131	29	8
1126	He said he needed two SURGEONS	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1127	In retrospect, swimming upstream feels like it wasn’t the worst case scenario.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1128	Vacation is over guys. Back in the water.	1.2676	0.04784	142	113	20	9
1129	would prefer to take our chances !	1.2676	0.04460	142	110	26	6
1130	Well maybe we don't WANT to swim, ever think of that?	1.2675	0.04179	157	121	30	6
1131	You caused us to miss a lot of school time	1.2675	0.04641	157	126	20	11
1132	It's true, we can't walk NOW. But in 4,000 years you'll wish you could swim.	1.2675	0.04553	157	125	22	10
1133	Bummer. We're both males.	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
1134	What do you mean we’re too late to board? We were detained at security because they said we looked fishy.	1.2672	0.04952	116	90	21	5
1135	What are you doing, man? This is our time!	1.2672	0.04311	131	99	29	3
1136	We traded places with the unicorns.	1.2672	0.04702	131	102	23	6
1137	Yeah, so it was in Vegas and there was a fake Elvis, but we're still a couple	1.2672	0.04945	131	104	19	8
1138	Bad Judgment Day	1.2672	0.04445	131	100	27	4
1139	It was Row vs Wade…	1.2671	0.04485	146	114	25	7
1140	But Sir, we're just from different schools!	1.2667	0.04841	135	107	20	8
1141	Surely you can find room for creatures who are full of zinc and calcium, but are also irony.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1142	Did you have to put us next to the bears?	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1143	You mean fish are not included?	1.2667	0.04310	165	130	26	9
1144	What if I tell you we’re polygamists?	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1145	Noah, we like floods.	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1146	There's plenty of fish in the sea	1.2667	0.04607	135	105	24	6
1147	We will eventually be considered land animals	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1148	We assume you have a pool.	1.2662	0.03913	154	116	35	3
1149	Er, I'm gay....	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
1150	wild caught, no color added, quarters please!	1.2662	0.04518	139	108	25	6
1151	Please. Go get the fish ladder!	1.2662	0.04030	139	104	33	2
1152	I gotta tell you, I'm gay.	1.2662	0.04743	139	110	21	8
1153	Nah, we'll meet you at the rainbow.	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1154	If you let us on, we promise to help your great grandson part the Red Sea.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1155	Use your head and start thinking, Noah!“ 🐟🐟	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1156	Well, of course we would prefer the floodwaters.	1.2661	0.05777	109	89	11	9
1157	We’re the King of King Salmon.	1.2658	0.03957	158	120	34	4
1158	So what if she's a mackeral and I'm a trout - the flyer just said two fish, first come.	1.2657	0.04543	143	112	24	7
1159	The flood can't come soon enough for us, pal!	1.2657	0.04650	143	113	22	8
1160	C'mon Mavis, we don't need this: we like water!	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1161	T.G.I.F.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1162	They said it was 'by hook or by crook.' We're glad you used the crook.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1163	Why should we have to pay for your climate-change hysteria?	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1164	Holy Mackerel! Are you sure you thought this through?	1.2654	0.04533	162	130	21	11
1165	Actually Noah we were looking forward to all this rain	1.2652	0.04670	132	103	23	6
1166	Thanks, but we like our chances in the water better.	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
1167	Explain to your boss- fish don't need saving from a flood.	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
1168	Next time maybe mention what you would be “saving” us from.	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
1169	Sooo…do you want to follow us or should we follow you?	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
1170	oh, parked it on top of a mountain I see. Real cool, Noah	1.2650	0.05063	117	92	19	6
1171	Laugh now, but in 40 days we’ll be walking out of here.	1.2650	0.05615	117	96	11	10
1172	It’s alright, but what’s the school district like?	1.2649	0.04275	151	117	28	6
1173	We noticed the two grizzlies ahead of us, so we’re gonna go ahead and swim.	1.2649	0.04946	151	124	14	13
1174	We called an Uber!	1.2649	0.04670	151	121	20	10
1175	Holy mackerel is right! Now let’s get this show on the road!	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1176	Tell Moses to fix the sea!	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1177	Can I propose we just swim alongside?	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
1178	Waitaminute - the agency said there's pools on three decks!	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
1179	Remember, your best sign that the storm is over will be when we become sea sick.	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
1180	You can take a fish out of water but you can’t make him walk.	1.2645	0.04301	155	121	27	7
1181	Thanks all the same, but we'll take our chances out here	1.2645	0.04510	121	92	26	3
1182	Well, who's HIS supervisor?	1.2645	0.05084	121	96	18	7
1183	No, not "Holy Mackerel!" We are Salmon. Damn it! Salmon!	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
1184	Thanks all the same, we thought there was an indoor pool.	1.2643	0.04713	140	111	21	8
1185	Why does he keep muttering "Teach a man to fish...?"	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1186	There are no bears on this boat, right?	1.2639	0.04406	144	112	26	6
1187	The buffet better have more than two shrimp.	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1188	We're just going upstream.	1.2639	0.04180	144	110	30	4
1189	Whaddya mean, we'll be "part of the buffet?"	1.2639	0.04827	144	116	18	10
1190	Throw us back dummy, cant you see we have gills	1.2638	0.04423	163	130	23	10
1191	You're dropping us off at our ancestral spawning creek, right?	1.2636	0.04985	129	103	18	8
1192	If it's all the same to you, we'll skip the cruise.	1.2636	0.04473	129	99	26	4
1193	A flood would come in handy right about now.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1194	I'm telling you this is NEVER gonna work!	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
1195	We're gender neutral; deal with it!	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
1196	What do you mean we can't use our points?	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
1197	Ok, fine. We’ll meet back here in forty days and forty nights.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1198	We don't need bicycles either.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1199	What, no room for us on the ark?	1.2632	0.04387	133	102	27	4
1200	What five loaves??	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
1201	Seriously, Noah. We’re good with the flood.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1202	No, actually we don't mind the flood.	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
1203	I’m sorry, but why would a salmon reserve a smoking room?	1.2632	0.04356	171	137	23	11
1204	We'd like you to leave the $!@# bears behind.	1.2628	0.04778	137	109	20	8
1205	Thanks but we’ve decided to go long on the oceans.	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1206	Noah, think it through!	1.2628	0.04889	137	110	18	9
1207	Are we passengers or ‘The Last Supper’?!¿!?	1.2627	0.05167	118	94	17	7
1208	I'd like to speak with your supervisor.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1209	I don’t care who you work for. We’re not leaving.	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1210	40 days? Do you know how much we smell after just three days!	1.2624	0.04790	141	113	19	9
1211	I've seen a lot of dumb things, Noah, but this?	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1212	Just be aware that we have to be returned to this exact spot to spawn.	1.2623	0.05309	122	99	14	9
1213	We prefer the water	1.2623	0.05047	122	97	18	7
1214	So this is how it works?? I find it quite offensive that all the other couples are ushered to the lounge and we get assigned to the kitchen.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1215	So, Noah, which idiot drew up the manifest for this cruise?	1.2622	0.04727	164	135	15	14
1216	My good man, be so kind to direct us to the aquarium deck please."	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1217	but we reserved a room with a water bed!	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
1218	There's way too much air in there!	1.2621	0.04379	145	113	26	6
1219	Thanks anyway but we’ll take our chances without the ark.	1.2621	0.04268	145	112	28	5
1220	What do you mean we're being prepared in the smoking section?	1.2619	0.04242	168	133	26	9
1221	We're having second thoughts since you brought the olive oil and garlic on board.	1.2617	0.04405	149	117	25	7
1222	We’d like a room with a view of the sea	1.2617	0.04704	149	120	19	10
1223	Thanks anyway. I think we'll take our chances with the flood.	1.2617	0.04301	149	116	27	6
1224	When can we expect the beverage cart?	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1225	What's on Friday's menu?	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1226	What part of Great Flood don't you understand?	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
1227	You’re saving us from rain?	1.2615	0.05186	130	106	14	10
1228	Actually, we were good	1.2615	0.05070	130	105	16	9
1229	I dunno, we’ve had problems with humans wanting us to get on their boats before…	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1230	Couldn’t we just meet you somewhere?	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1231	You do understand the concept of unintended consequences don't you?	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1232	We can spawn pretty quickly, but I want to see how you do the bread.	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
1233	Can you give us a hand here? Jesus is going to need us for a miracle in a couple of generations.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1234	She’s not the one I would have picked!	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1235	I don't think you understand how gills work.	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1236	Thanks for the offer, but we'd prefer to swim.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1237	You waited for dry land to let us out?	1.2609	0.05174	138	114	12	12
1238	Is it OK if we just swim alongside?	1.2606	0.04023	165	128	31	6
1239	Entry now requires two-factor authentication	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1240	The parting of the waters was quite a trick, but we're dying here!	1.2605	0.05128	119	95	17	7
1241	Thanks, but we're just staying home this year.	1.2605	0.05128	119	95	17	7
1242	But we paid for bilge class!	1.2603	0.04130	146	112	30	4
1243	Somehow, this just seems counterproductive.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1244	Something about this smells fishy to me!	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1245	Next time you play world hero, do a little more research on your beneficiaries.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1246	we would have been just fine in the flood you big jerk!	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1247	'What's the point?'	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1248	We just wish you'd mind your own business.	1.2600	0.04770	150	122	17	11
1249	My husband thought this was a good idea, but he’s always been a fish out of water…	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
1250	Why can't we both be female	1.2598	0.04900	127	101	19	7
1251	We’ll take sparkling, with lime.	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1252	Thanks anyway. We got this.	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1253	The Lord said 'Land animals only.'	1.2595	0.04279	131	100	28	3
1254	On second thought...	1.2595	0.04414	131	101	26	4
1255	Well, yea, we were farm raised…is that gonna be a problem?”	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
1256	Yeah…we’re just gonna swim there.	1.2595	0.04796	131	104	20	7
1257	My wife gets seasick easily. Do you anticipate rough seas today?	1.2595	0.05035	131	106	16	9
1258	And I'm supposed to do WHAT all over the eggs?!	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1259	Sounds like a fun trip, Noah, but we’re gonna take a hard pass	1.2595	0.04323	158	125	25	8
1260	We said we’re not interested in a timeshare!	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
1261	Fish ladders are supposed to be underwater.	1.2593	0.04698	135	107	21	7
1262	Well there was a heck of a lot of meat on board and we figured one day someone might want a healthier choice.	1.2593	0.04928	135	109	17	9
1263	We know two by two is your thing, but we identify as a school.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1264	Zero stars. Do not recommend.	1.2590	0.04490	139	109	24	6
1265	Something fishy is going on here.	1.2589	0.05033	112	88	19	5
1266	We don’t really need Gary with us, I can do Parthenogenesis.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1267	Fish and chips today or fish for future generations. It's your call.	1.2587	0.04625	143	114	21	8
1268	I find your anti-piscatorial views to be highly disturbing. We feel excluded.	1.2587	0.04293	143	111	27	5
1269	What do you mean we’re just dinner?”	1.2586	0.05354	116	94	14	8
1270	We understand there are some issues with ADA compliance.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1271	Save us from the flood? You're kidding, right?	1.2586	0.05212	116	93	16	7
1272	It's my ex wife!	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1273	I told you we’re not a couple, Noah.	1.2585	0.04433	147	116	24	7
1274	Can we get a different room? We don't feel comfortable next to the bears"	1.2585	0.04738	147	119	18	10
1275	Is it too late to back out?	1.2585	0.04327	147	115	26	6
1276	Does it look like we creepeth upon the Earth?"	1.2583	0.05225	120	97	15	8
1277	There's just a little problem saving us from all that water.	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1278	No excuses for being last out	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1279	Reproduction? Try catch and release.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1280	Fish live best in water, sir.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1281	And you think you’re a fish out of water!	1.2581	0.04974	124	99	18	7
1282	Looking for the carp ark	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1283	Sorry, that’s too many Pisces.	1.2579	0.04299	159	126	25	8
1284	We changed our minds--it's impossible to breathe in there.	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1285	I call it “Arc-tic cod”	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1286	Do you think we're taking this too literally?	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1287	Personally I think we could have waited this one out .	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
1288	I'm supposed to do what? No way. She smells like a fish.	1.2576	0.05001	132	107	16	9
1289	Follow us. We're headed home.	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
1290	That was mal-ark-ey!	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1291	Does it have an aquarium?	1.2574	0.04549	136	107	23	6
1292	All she does is carp.	1.2571	0.04694	105	80	23	2
1293	We prefer the flood!	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
1294	If a flood is coming, this seems disadvantageous.	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
1295	The Aristocrats!	1.2571	0.04901	140	114	16	10
1296	You could of at least made a fish ladder!	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
1297	No, we do not want to lodge with the seals.	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
1298	You’re welcome for the legs, by the way.	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
1299	Does freshwater mean nothing to you?! Get me your manager.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1300	What about Red Fish and Blue Fish?	1.2568	0.04301	148	116	26	6
1301	Trust me, we'll be fine.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
1302	We’ll meet you upstream.	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1303	Just when we've got it made, you come along!	1.2566	0.04620	152	123	19	10
1304	God your an idiot!	1.2564	0.04567	117	90	24	3
1305	We'd rather be left in the flood, genius.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1306	I take it this means sushi is off the menu?	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
1307	Ok, so tell me again why we need protection from this flood?	1.2564	0.05313	117	95	14	8
1308	We're fish, dumbass!	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1309	What, were you expecting King Solomon?	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1310	If you won't be arking up-stream, we would prefer to swim.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1311	We're here to model for the bumper sticker	1.2561	0.04114	164	129	28	7
1312	I'm thirsty!	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1313	If you're not going upstream we want off!	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1314	Which genius put us in the shark tank ?	1.2560	0.05194	125	102	14	9
1315	We are trying to evolve as fast as we can!	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1316	Nice try! You know you were not on the list!	1.2560	0.04385	125	96	26	3
1317	There had better not be two sliced bagels in there waiting for us!	1.2560	0.05068	125	101	16	8
1318	I wouldn't mate with her even if there were no other fish in the ocean!	1.2558	0.04705	129	102	21	6
1319	We got caught in the rush hour stream	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
1320	What are the pool hours?	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
1321	I told you not upstream and again, you wouldn't listen!	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1322	We are polyamorous!	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1323	Let me speak to you Supervisor.	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1324	We’re of the ‘teach a man to raise chickens’ school.	1.2558	0.05195	129	106	13	10
1325	This is wrong on so many water levels.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1326	So how's that been working politically so far?	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1327	What? I thought you said an act of "Cod."	1.2556	0.04732	133	106	20	7
1328	Hey, come on! We're floundering here!	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1329	Not enough fish in this sea	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1330	Noah do you see the flaw in this story now?	1.2556	0.04732	133	106	20	7
1331	We sail on Friday. Thank God he’s not Catholic.	1.2553	0.04199	141	109	28	4
1332	Um, I think we were fine where we were.	1.2553	0.04657	141	113	20	8
1333	But we're both male.	1.2553	0.04547	141	112	22	7
1334	You're not helping us by putting us in the boat!"	1.2553	0.04764	141	114	18	9
1335	We can’t find our sea legs.	1.2550	0.04380	149	118	24	7
1336	Do we have time for a swim?	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
1337	Pinky promise we will be treated as guests, and not end up as dinner!	1.2549	0.04686	153	125	17	11
1338	We're leaving with the unicorns, and will be taking a rain check.	1.2548	0.04418	157	126	22	9
1339	What in God's name do you think you are doing?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1340	As I see it, we’re dammed if we do and damned if we don’t.”	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1341	Is there room for two fish out of water?	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
1342	Sir, I must ask. Did you really think this through?	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1343	Please! I beg you! We're good with a flood!	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1344	I'm not sure that a bunch of rain is going to be worse for us than being in a boat.	1.2542	0.05133	118	95	16	7
1345	Saviour complex much, Noah?	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1346	Man, from our perspective, you are soooooooo trying to fix something that doesn't need a solution...	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1347	Reservation for Mr and Mrs Lox and please make sure it’s in the smoking section	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1348	This won’t save us from global warming.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1349	A billion other salmon in the world, and you had to pick Mr. Wonderful here?	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1350	Could it be that your God is just not that angry at us?	1.2541	0.05015	122	98	17	7
1351	Nows you can't leave	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
1352	what do you mean there're plenty of fish in the sea?	1.2540	0.04904	126	101	18	7
1353	All the flights were booked	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1354	I can’t stand apples, and I ain’t wearing no fig leaf.	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
1355	Whaddya mean,"head to the kitchen...?!"	1.2538	0.05041	130	106	15	9
1356	Fish gotta swim…..	1.2538	0.04411	130	101	25	4
1357	This is the worst fish ladder I've ever seen.	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
1358	Hey Noah,I think we prefer to take our chances with the flood.	1.2538	0.04922	130	105	17	8
1359	Wait a minute! We love water... and since when do you get blessed with 'holy seasoning'?	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1360	Would it have killed you to install a fish ladder?	1.2537	0.04327	134	104	26	4
1361	must you follow instructions?	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1362	Either way, Mabel, I think we're cooked.	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1363	Hey, do you think you can seat me somewhere else? She's always cranky when she's out of water.	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1364	What's the pole for?	1.2537	0.04818	134	108	18	8
1365	Why do our name tags say ‘Caviar Course’—?	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1366	I already told you it’s two if by sea!	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
1367	I'm sorry, but we booked a spawning suite, with running water.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
1368	We will do just fine during the flood without your assistance, thank you.	1.2536	0.04939	138	113	15	10
1369	Forty days and forty nights? What's the big deal?	1.2535	0.04173	142	110	28	4
1370	You were supposed to let us off two verses ago	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1371	Schmucko, we need to stay in the water during the fucking flood.	1.2532	0.04300	158	126	24	8
1372	So effectively you’re saying you’re from the government and you’re here to help us.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1373	Friday, you said, fish on Friday.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1374	Like I said we’re dogFISH. FISH!	1.2523	0.05490	107	87	13	7
1375	How you gonna save us now, Boat-Boy?	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1376	Why are we on the grocery list?	1.2523	0.05490	107	87	13	7
1377	We overheard the sharks planning an all-you-can-eat buffet party.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1378	It's just a flood, go re-read about the creation of fish until it sinks in.	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1379	N.O.A.A. ?	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
1380	Dry joke.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1381	Alright, Alright - We’re leaving! But our unicorn friends are coming with us!	1.2521	0.04656	119	93	22	4
1382	We selected Comfort, not ride share. We are cancelling.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1383	Next time, don't bother calling unless you foresee a drought.	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
1384	It's not easy to shepherd fish out of water.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
1385	You shoulda just left us in the water.	1.2520	0.05119	127	104	14	9
1386	Before we shove off, we request to be absent on fridays.	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
1387	This looks fishy.	1.2519	0.04245	131	101	27	3
1388	Are you only taking us because it’s lent?	1.2519	0.04766	131	105	19	7
1389	No thanks. We'll walk.	1.2519	0.04669	135	108	20	7
1390	Holy mackerel Noah,are we the guests or the dinner?	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
1391	Hey Noah, you said the Bears weren't passengers...we beg to differ in the most extreme manner possible!	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1392	You two should probably wait outside	1.2517	0.04379	143	113	24	6
1393	Your God may be angry and vengeful. Our God just gave us a forty day and forty night Hall Pass!	1.2517	0.04528	151	122	20	9
1394	We promise not to flounder.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1395	But I see no evidence of climate change.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1396	Noah, we LIVE in water. Give our spots to the unicorns!	1.2500	0.04548	140	112	21	7
1397	Alright Noah, we’re in but we need a tank separate from the sharks.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1398	This weather speaks clearly: We are the Lord's favorites.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1399	But I have only two worms.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1400	Another old white guy without a DEI policy?! Shocking!	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1401	Thanks but they’re predicting rain.	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1402	No fish-out-of-water jokes !	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
1403	And miss out on the only grizzly-free mating migration of my life? No way.	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1404	Just so you know, we are gender-fluid.	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
1405	It would be much easier if there was water for this fish ladder.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1406	“But we specifically booked “fresh water” for this cruise!”	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1407	Just know, we are going to raise a stink about this.	1.2500	0.05326	120	99	12	9
1408	Yeah, it may rain for forty days, but we ain’t holdin’ our breath.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1409	Actually we were just getting off.	1.2500	0.05192	120	98	14	8
1410	I know we don’t need it, but an invitation would have been nice.	1.2500	0.04754	136	110	18	8
1411	I like our odds better in the flood than the ark.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1412	I understand He said two of each animal, but you do know it’s a flood, right?	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1413	You swear you’re not going to eat us?	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1414	We identify as mammals	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
1415	- “Why do we need to get on board? There is no danger of us ever drowning!”	1.2500	0.04972	132	108	15	9
1416	You take us,but forget the unicorns?	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1417	Now boarding our Gefilte Premium Select Members.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1418	All lives matter!	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1419	Noah,you could have just left us in the water.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1420	Look,God said bring two of every living thing. We are two and living. Besides,we always wanted to go on a cruise.	1.2500	0.04675	144	117	18	9
1421	We would like a window seat facing the ocean please	1.2500	0.04381	148	118	23	7
1422	Haven’t you ever heard of ‘Holy Mackarel’? Yeah, that’s us.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1423	Hey, we're trying to evolve here!	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1424	I told you we took a wrong turn	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
1425	Will the flood be fresh water or salt water?	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1426	A ramp. Gee, how thoughtful.	1.2500	0.05459	116	96	11	9
1427	We’ll ride this one out.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1428	So this fishers of men thing was just a publicity stunt.	1.2500	0.04754	136	110	18	8
1429	Let's see how you feel when the ark sinks.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1430	I thought you said ‘Cod has a plan’!!	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1431	Can we hitch a ride upstream?	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
1432	Fish ARE animals!"	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1433	Wow. First it’s pronounced “sammin” and second we’re trout. Go fishing buddy.	1.2500	0.04229	156	124	25	7
1434	Forget it, we’re leaving. It’s nothing like the ad.	1.2500	0.05201	124	102	13	9
1435	And you’re sure He said two of every animal?	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1436	Is there room for one more? We’re actually in a throuple.	1.2500	0.05056	120	97	16	7
1437	IT’S MY NATURAL SMELL!	1.2500	0.04960	128	104	16	8
1438	One if by land, two if by sea	1.2484	0.04278	153	122	24	7
1439	Umm... the world is going to flood. I think you'll be alright.	1.2483	0.04249	149	118	25	6
1440	You mean the flood is over?	1.2483	0.04354	149	119	23	7
1441	You know this means we have to come back here to spawn	1.2483	0.04646	145	118	18	9
1442	Stop carping about the size of your room and get on the boat!	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
1443	Throw us back you crazy old man!	1.2483	0.04748	145	119	16	10
1444	With a coast to coast aquarium in the making you expect us to board?	1.2482	0.04947	141	117	13	11
1445	Thanks, but we'll take our chances in the water.	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
1446	I hope to God you have an aquarium in there.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
1447	what's with the sharks man!	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
1448	Just one question , any brown bears on board yet?	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
1449	Don't even think about leaving us in plaice to flounder on this perch as the sole survivors of our species!	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
1450	Trust me, we'll do fine off the boat until the storm passes.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1451	What's the big idea having us bunk next to the sharks?	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1452	There are exceptions to His rules, you know.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1453	Yeah, yeah . . . Everyone knows about Captain Noah and his big, amazing Noah's Ark. But you couldn't spare another hour or two to build Noah's Aquarium, could you?	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
1454	We saw the two bears; we'll take our chances with the flood!	1.2481	0.05047	129	106	14	9
1455	Our pronouns are they/them.	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1456	We’re not going. We’ll take our chances in the flood.	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
1457	We don’t identify as ‘fish’.	1.2480	0.04349	125	97	25	3
1458	It's a flood, man! We're supposed to be in the water!	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1459	Anything to eat....besides us?	1.2479	0.04277	121	93	26	2
1460	Roll? Do we look like sushi to you?	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1461	Off. Both of you.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1462	I don’t really think this is necessary…	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1463	Your God said save us from a flood? Can you check with Poseidon for a 2nd opinion?	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
1464	Our agent said you need some comedic onboard entertainment.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1465	Riiight!	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1466	You are not the only one whose house is underwater these days.	1.2478	0.04624	113	88	22	3
1467	I think we may have a different concept of what would be “escaping disaster.”	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1468	I think we’d prefer the flood, honestly.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1469	We’re concerned about all the sinners moving into our neighborhood.	1.2478	0.05411	113	93	12	8
1470	Got Bread?	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1471	Ugh! It smells like a damn zoo in there!	1.2477	0.05705	109	91	9	9
1472	We assume you're aware of the irony of including us, right?	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1473	You realize this is a LOT of unnecessary work for us?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1474	Our travel agent told us there'd be concierge service and shore excursions. Instead, it's a zoo in there!	1.2477	0.04544	109	84	23	2
1475	“Sometimes a needs-blind admission policy, Noah, is the wrong policy.”	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1476	So we’re just salmon that you used to know?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1477	I know, but she insisted.	1.2470	0.04048	166	132	27	7
1478	We Were LURED in.	1.2469	0.04019	162	128	28	6
1479	If I can survive the ark, I certainly deserve to be the symbol of something.	1.2467	0.04328	150	120	23	7
1480	It really would have been OK to have left us in the water, Noah.	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
1481	What part of 'We're good' don't you understand?	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
1482	Couldn't we just swim along side?	1.2465	0.04490	142	114	21	7
1483	Do you know what’s in flood water?	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
1484	Seriously, you don’t like water?	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1485	Salmon says DO THIS	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
1486	We've decided we'll fare better outside the ark.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1487	I thought there were plenty of fish in the sea?	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
1488	We'll just tag along behind; but thanks anyway.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1489	I saw 5 loaves of bread over there, but that ain’t gonna feed everyone. What else is there?	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
1490	How are we doing this?	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1491	Is this entirely necessary?	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1492	Sorry, Ariel’s not home.	1.2462	0.04238	130	101	26	3
1493	You took us to the Desert?!	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1494	Okay, Smartypants...explain how this is gonna work!	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1495	You got a pool on this thing?	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1496	Special accommodations must be requested in advance.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
1497	I keep telling her we don’t need to be “in” the boat.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1498	WHERE IS THE THIRD FISH?	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1499	What part of "we live in the water" don't you understand?	1.2459	0.05246	122	101	12	9
1500	For medical reasons, we would like a room with a bath.	1.2459	0.05115	122	100	14	8
1501	What sick bastard installs a ramp after spawning season?	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1502	I know it’s counterintuitive, but so is this flood.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1503	Don't worry," she said. "They'll have water," she said	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1504	…Can you check how many points we have, were platinum plus members…”	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
1505	If we see five loaves up there we’re leaving	1.2459	0.04981	122	99	16	7
1506	No thanks. We'll stay for the flood.	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1507	We figured, what the heck.... "Carpe" Diem!..... get it?	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1508	I thought there were supposed to be loaves, too.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
1509	Imagine if you put this much work into preventing ocean contamination and sea level rise	1.2456	0.05368	114	94	12	8
1510	We should have given our places to the unicorns.	1.2456	0.03787	171	134	32	5
1511	Long John Silvers: Origins	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1512	Sure they made a ramp, but what happened to accessibility for ALL?!	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1513	That smells fishy!	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
1514	You were not on the passenger list!	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1515	Oh, fuck!	1.2455	0.05508	110	91	11	8
1516	Yeah yeah we're fish. Quit saying that like it's some kind of slur.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1517	No,we don’t get seasick!	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
1518	No need for your matchmaking, there are plenty of fish in the sea!	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1519	And exactly why can't I bring my sister?	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1520	Hey, no fish allowed!	1.2453	0.04607	106	82	22	2
1521	Dont worry, everyone on board is vegetarian.	1.2451	0.05818	102	85	9	8
1522	Oh, quit carping!	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1523	Ten million eggs and now I mate with my sister! Great idea!	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1524	To hell with the flood, just stick us back in the river!	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1525	Seriously, inside the Ark?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1526	I think we’ll take our chances out here”	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1527	Next time, just leave us in the ocean and we’ll meet you there.	1.2449	0.04273	147	117	24	6
1528	Sit in the exit row! She said. It’ll be fun! She said.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
1529	I think we'll pass, the wetter, the better!	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
1530	We don't need no stinking ark!	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1531	Let's just "catch and release" and save us all some time.	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
1532	She's my sister -- no way.	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
1533	If its Boeing we're not going.	1.2444	0.04757	135	110	17	8
1534	Do I need to talk to your supervisor about this?	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
1535	Just keep mooing.	1.2444	0.03999	135	104	29	2
1536	Are you sure we belong IN the boat?	1.2443	0.04347	131	103	24	4
1537	Don’t worry. The res fish and blue fish are on their way.	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
1538	Any chance you’ll be headed upstream from here?	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
1539	You're both males" "How could you tell?	1.2443	0.04977	131	108	14	9
1540	Hey Noah, we checked the fish tanks. Do you mind if we just follow you for the next forty days.?	1.2441	0.04837	127	103	17	7
1541	Hey, Noah! How's this supposed to work? We're really fish out of water here!	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1542	Have you considered goldfish?	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1543	Take it up with the travel agent.	1.2441	0.04432	127	100	23	4
1544	Don't tell us that you're against Diversity and Inclusion programs, too, Noah.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1545	Can't you see we're gender neutral?	1.2439	0.04667	123	98	20	5
1546	Why exactly did you sign us up for this condo promotion?	1.2439	0.05207	123	102	12	9
1547	What happened to the seven loaves?	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1548	We don't have any problem with the rain. It's the bears we're worried about.	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1549	Irony, it's a thing.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1550	For God's sake, we love water... can we pass on the boat ride?	1.2439	0.04667	123	98	20	5
1551	yeah, well, that's nice, but you'd better call on that 'supernatural voice' to fix this screwup	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
1552	I don't think her husband is going to like this.	1.2437	0.04229	160	129	23	8
1553	If you need the help, we can roe.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
1554	Look, it’s a free couples’ getaway. Let’s hope they have a pool.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
1555	FYI, Noah. My wife's about to spawn, and then there'll be 2000 of us on board.	1.2437	0.04460	119	93	23	3
1556	A flood is coming? We'll take our chances outside the boat.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1557	No salt, please.	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
1558	ID and boarding pass,please.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1559	There's a typo on our invitation. Instead of main cabin it says main course.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1560	You expect me to believe you’re the captain? We have the same robe in our room.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1561	Have you heard of evolution?	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1562	Is our official name now Holy Mackerel?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1563	Two of EVERY species, he said! That ought to include us water dwellers!	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1564	Now we’re not going downstream right? That’s not really our thing.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
1565	Oh really!!! And where do you think you fit into God’s plan.	1.2432	0.05310	111	91	13	7
1566	Noah, I think we will be more comfortable outside.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1567	We'll be fine in the flood you maniac	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1568	I identify as a shark	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1569	Hey Noah, when you had the idea to have two of each creature on board this arc, did you forget fish have no lungs or legs, much less the ability to talk?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1570	Not sure what he meant by having us over for dinner.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1571	You really didn't think this through did you?	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1572	We need five loaves in a hurry!	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
1573	Now listen, mister, your idea of a promised land is different from ours!	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1574	Sure, we'll navigate, but only up one stream, and only once.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
1575	You'll be hearing from my lawyer!	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1576	Any room for One Fish, Red Fish and Blue Fish?	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
1577	Oregon,and make it snappy.	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
1578	Careful, this whole thing is cedar planks	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1579	Leave? This is discrimination against water breathers!	1.2422	0.05052	128	106	13	9
1580	Get us a fish tank onboard or you'll be hearing from our lawyers.	1.2422	0.04673	128	103	19	6
1581	Thank’s for the ride, but we’re still late for school!	1.2422	0.05052	128	106	13	9
1582	How about we just promise to swim alongside you the entire time!	1.2420	0.04464	157	129	18	10
1583	I'm going to give you a minute to think this one through before I tell you the answer.	1.2419	0.04908	124	101	16	7
1584	Does your ark have a swimming pool?	1.2419	0.03861	124	94	30	0
1585	There's a grizzly bear couple in our seats.	1.2419	0.04490	124	98	22	4
1586	Why should we believe you? The last guy who invited us in tried to eat us!	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1587	Why can’t we just follow along?	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1588	If it is OK, we prefer the flood.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1589	Maybe we should take the next boat.	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
1590	Do you even know how spawning works?	1.2416	0.04631	149	123	16	10
1591	No way you're taking us! We love floods.	1.2414	0.05140	116	95	14	7
1592	Wait! Flood? But we’re—eh, ok, but separate rooms please, he snores like a sturgeon.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1593	We'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1594	So two of every kind means you have guppies, right? Do you mind if we eat them?	1.2414	0.05284	116	96	12	8
1595	got water?	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1596	Loose the bears Noah and we’ll help you out on the other side.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1597	We need a poolside cabin	1.2411	0.04014	141	110	28	3
1598	I like your fish symbol on the back of the boat . . .	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1599	Don't be a mammalist!	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1600	Hey, weren't we supposed to be opposite sex?	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1601	Of course we can swim. But we hear you have an infinity pool.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1602	We'll take our chances with the flood, thank you.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1603	Did you think we'd have legs after 40 days and 40 nights?	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1604	After seeing the big cats and bears, we've decided to leave and take our chances in the water.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1605	My wife is allergic to cats	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1606	You know we don't consider a flood a bad thing?	1.2409	0.04459	137	110	21	6
1607	Are you serious?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1608	NO EXCEPTIONS ...is this really necessary?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1609	Just toss us overboard when the water comes up.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1610	Really? … Really?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1611	Now i've seen everything	1.2407	0.05715	108	91	8	9
1612	How else were we supposed to get here, swimming??	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
1613	Red fish? Blue fish? Never heard of them.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1614	We’re gonna have to just swim along behind you.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1615	Bro, we die in boats.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1616	Can you direct us to the pool on the lido deck?	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1617	The menu will be vegan, right?	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1618	One fish, two fish soon to be dead fish	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
1619	But no, listen to us, this really isn't necessary.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1620	Because you always ignore the fine print, Harry! Have you at least taken out travel cancellation insurance?!	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
1621	The Flood is nothing compared to fish politics right now. We’re seeking asylum.	1.2400	0.05003	125	103	14	8
1622	I’m Noah. Poseidon has a trident.	1.2400	0.04738	125	101	18	6
1623	Please toss us back. We can handle a flood.	1.2400	0.04311	125	98	24	3
1624	If it is all the same to you Noah, we will just swim behind the Ark	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1625	Five loaves and we’re ready to feed the 5,000.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1626	I'm Moses,not Noah	1.2397	0.04983	121	99	15	7
1627	No thanks, we'll take our chances in the rain	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1628	And I thought Kevin Hart was our top comedian.	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1629	But fish goes well with Ham.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1630	The accommodations aren’t up to our standards, so we’ll risk the flood.	1.2397	0.04983	121	99	15	7
1631	Seriously? A big deal over a flood?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1632	You've heard about fish out of water, haven't you?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1633	I dunno, man. I really feel like we’re going to be better off outside the boat.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1634	And if you throw me back I will grant you three fishes, I mean wishes.	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1635	Thanks for thinking of us, but we’re actually looking forward to the flood. We think we might do some traveling, visit some places we weren’t able to see.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1636	Which way is upstream?	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1637	Stop your bitching, there will be plenty of water soon enough	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1638	We understand the assignment, but, full disclosure: I have ED and she’s menopausal.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
1639	Flood you say? Thanks, but we're good.	1.2391	0.04056	138	108	27	3
1640	I have been trying to explain that the difference between freshwater and saltwater is not trivial, and we’re feeling a little overlooked in this situation	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
1641	Just take the eggs, you're really tight for space.	1.2390	0.04228	159	129	22	8
1642	Any plankton couples checking in too?	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1643	If you think we’re swimming around in that water you’re out of your mind, old-timer.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1644	We thought you'd foresee ADL requirements.	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
1645	Like we're going to drown, nitwit?	1.2389	0.05071	113	92	15	6
1646	No, it doesn't need an aquarium. How are you still not getting this?	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
1647	For Christ's sake, man: Think.	1.2388	0.04989	134	112	12	10
1648	Seriously? It's a flood! We're fish! So who else is on the menu?	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1649	Noah, put us back in the water!	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1650	I don’t care who he says he is, he just let two grizzlies in the back, and I’ll be damned if I’m getting on!	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1651	Hey buddy where's the pool?	1.2385	0.04608	130	105	19	6
1652	Something’s fishy about this plan.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1653	Leave us IN the water for godsakes!	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
1654	If we're not getting saved, I guess we're on the menu.	1.2385	0.04736	130	106	17	7
1655	I'm not sure you've completely thought this through.	1.2385	0.04736	130	106	17	7
1656	We need a tank with proper PH and temperature between 72F and 76F.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1657	So you're telling us,we stayed in that thing for 371 days just to get to land?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1658	Just because the Lions said we belong on land doesn't mean we really do.	1.2381	0.04019	147	116	27	4
1659	We just go with the flow.	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1660	The unicorns couldn’t make it, so they gave us their tickets.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1661	Just say it. You’re picturing us on a bagel.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1662	Actually, we’ll get our own ride.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1663	Noah, you're killing me!	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
1664	We’re not getting on this boat unless you swear you’re not a pescatarian!	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1665	Dude, we’re gonna need a workaround for this onboarding.	1.2377	0.04516	122	97	21	4
1666	We’re not survivors. We’re his dinner.”	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1667	Wow, we fell for this ark thing hook, line and sinker!	1.2377	0.05212	122	102	11	9
1668	This is out of our comfort zone.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
1669	Unless you have an Ocean View Stateroom with a bowl, well swim.	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1670	Pretty sure we got this without your "help".	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1671	We're diversity hires.	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
1672	We’re about full..but if you want to climb the ladder to the top deck you can ride in the mop bucket.	1.2373	0.05061	118	97	14	7
1673	Kind of ironic, a biblical character forcing the whole evolution thing.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1674	Guys, you are off the hook. Now go fetch your big brothers, we have a lot of people to feed!	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1675	So, you’re telling us it’s all fake news?	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1676	And besides that, we are both males, Genius.	1.2372	0.04558	156	130	15	11
1677	So it’s okay to turn water into wine but it’s not okay to drink it?!	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
1678	Don’t worry, we have a couple’s therapist on board.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
1679	I don't give a hoot about your revelation that the ADA will pass in approximately 2490 years. Give us some damn access!	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
1680	All that water, and you put us on a boat!!	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
1681	Ark's full! They'll drop us a line whenever.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1682	Dude, we got this.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1683	We're getting a little hungry—do you know if the herrings have checked in yet?	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1684	Look pal, we just go where the angelfish sayeth.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1685	But we won't need a round trip ticket.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1686	We heard what's gonna happen on Fridays during Lent.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1687	A little water isn't the end of the world.	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
1688	He looks good for 600 years old. Could it be the fish diet?	1.2368	0.04370	114	89	23	2
1689	Last on, first off.	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
1690	Did you catch us by hook or by crook?	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
1691	We said “Shark!” not “Arc!”	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
1692	Noah, the fishing scrolls clearly stateth if we're not longer than a cubit you have to throw us back!	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
1693	...and why should we get on this thing?	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
1694	Four-quenelle!! He's going to pound us into four quenelle."	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1695	How about we agree to meet up with you later?	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1696	I'd love to join you, but I'd feel like a fish out of water."	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
1697	It doesn't make sense to us either, but orders are orders.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1698	No way! Bagels and cream cheese haven’t been invented yet.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1699	But we weren't finished with spawning.	1.2362	0.04671	127	103	18	6
1700	We’ll take the suite next to the worms.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1701	We heard you were building a can of sardines.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1702	Tell Him thanks, but no thanks.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1703	Explain to us what we’re supposed to be afraid of again.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1704	I'm pretty sure 'land' was implied.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1705	"So, let me get this straight--first you save us, then you eat us?"	1.2358	0.05286	106	87	13	6
1706	You must be looking for the Sea of Galilee. This is Mount Ararat.	1.2358	0.05043	123	102	13	8
1707	Fish Lives Matter!	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1708	We appreciate the invitation, but there is flood coming so we respectfully decline.”	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1709	That eel is a bit bendy	1.2358	0.04771	123	100	17	6
1710	Getting concerned, when does the flood start?	1.2358	0.05043	123	102	13	8
1711	Can’t you see that staying for the Great Flood would’ve been like a free trip to Disney World?	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
1712	All in all, we'd rather be in the water.	1.2353	0.05604	102	85	10	7
1713	You seem to be unclear on the concept	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1714	Are we headed up stream	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1715	Noah, please. There must be a carve-out for aquatic, gill-bearing vertebrates.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1716	We'd like to protest you lack of inclusion of what you call "bottom feeders".	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1717	You see this is what happens when you let upper management get involved.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1718	Didn’t think this one through, did they?	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1719	Why did you load two boxes of frozen french fries?	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1720	Getting back to my original question, which species is this supposed to save again?	1.2348	0.04793	132	109	15	8
1721	Moses, you're taking this do-gooder thing too far - not all of us need rescuing.	1.2348	0.04793	132	109	15	8
1722	Are you sure this is necessary? Seriously, we can just meet you there.	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
1723	So what's the menu for dinner?	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
1724	She's not my type.	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
1725	No thanks. We’ll go it on our own.	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
1726	Come to think of it, maybe we should have stayed where we were.	1.2345	0.04154	145	116	24	5
1727	Quite a quandry	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
1728	We were in the middle of evolving when we heard about it.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1729	Seriously Noah, whose bright idea was it to have fish board the boat?	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1730	Is there any water in this thing?	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1731	Your business model could use some tweaking.	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1732	It just so happens we like our chances on a planet covered in water.	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
1733	Fishcrimination!	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1734	We'd at least like to have been invited.	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1735	Do you realize that I’m pink and she is chinook?..	1.2340	0.04573	141	116	17	8
1736	You said two by two! Don’t be homophobic!	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
1737	It would appear you did not think this through...	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
1738	Uh, yes, we were invited by the grizzly bear couple?	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
1739	But we’ll be invited to your pool party come the Great Drought, right?	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
1740	Well l guess Lox is an ok name for the kids.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
1741	She doesn’t want anything to do with me	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1742	We were doing just fine until your evangelical ass started meddling.	1.2336	0.05407	107	89	11	7
1743	I hear these things are like Petri dishes. Let’s take our chances with the flood.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1744	Thank you, but we'll take our chances.	1.2336	0.04428	137	111	20	6
1745	Three words Noah: Coals to Newcastle	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1746	We'd rather stay.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1747	The swim was no picnic, and now a ramp	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1748	Does our room come with a water bed?	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1749	Is this trip really necessary?	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1750	We just heard that it's fish fry Friday.	1.2331	0.04639	133	109	17	7
1751	we’ll pass	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1752	We'd like an en-suite with a jacuzzi."	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1753	All the fish in the sea, and you choose my ex.	1.2330	0.05887	103	88	6	9
1754	Are you the guy to see about getting a refund?	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1755	There is something you don’t understand about fish.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1756	Upriver? We're taking the Genesis 6:13 to Mt. Ararat!	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
1757	Is the bilge available?	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1758	We're good. We'll just met up when you dock.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1759	I'm pretty sure God was talking about land animals.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1760	Can't stay. Spawning sprint starts this afternoon.	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1761	Damn, this is your salmon ladder?	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1762	Good heart, but not the brightest guy!	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1763	What is the guarantee we won't be on the menu tomorrow	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1764	Noah, take a moment and just listen to yourself, m’kay?	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1765	I assume there is a pool at this hotel?	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1766	You could have left us in the flood.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1767	As your plan evolves, we'd like to be part of it.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1768	The cruise sounds great,except for the part about the sushi bar.	1.2326	0.04861	129	107	14	8
1769	Is this going to be a trip upstream?	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
1770	For the last time, we won't share a cabin with the grizzlies.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1771	You’re carrying this “save all living creatures from the flood” thing too far.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1772	Oops, wrong fish ladder.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1773	We're glad you've reached God's limit on salmon, but we're the Steelheads.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1774	We would have enjoyed the flood.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1775	The octopuses aren't too happy either.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1776	No? You're going to need us for WHAT?!	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1777	Just make sure you don't put us near the two bears."	1.2320	0.04117	125	98	25	2
1778	We shouldn’t have dropped out of school.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1779	And you thought that this would be a good idea!!!	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1780	Yeah, I think we can ride this out	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
1781	Of all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with my crabby stepsister?	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1782	The Vibe in there is too wild for our taste	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1783	‘We always fancied a cruise vacation’	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1784	Thanks for the ride. How did you force the birds to get here, by plane?	1.2315	0.05361	108	90	11	7
1785	Which is it this time? Flooding us? Parting us? Walking on us?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1786	One last chance: In or Out?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1787	You didn't tell us this would be a rideshare.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1788	You DO realize that we don’t need this free ride?	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1789	We'll be fine, we're sardines.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1790	We were hoping you’d tell people to give up fishing for lent.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1791	We need a cabin with a large tub.	1.2313	0.04484	134	109	19	6
1792	But what if we evolve during the flood?	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
1793	Why did you ignore our request to be towed?	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1794	You're asking us to move into a tenement when we're about to get a mansion.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1795	Yeah,I think we’ll be ok.	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1796	Sorry, we’re early.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1797	We reserved a single, king bed, in the non-grizzly section.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1798	Who are you to say we don't fit the definition of 'every beast, fowl and any other living thing that creepeth upon the earth?'"	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1799	Water? We don’t know anything about that!	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
1800	As I've explained to many of your compatriots, we have water on board and all my crew are vegetarians.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1801	It's okay. We like the rain.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1802	We were doing just fine without you, thank you very uch	1.2308	0.05061	117	97	13	7
1803	Roe count.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1804	It sounds great, except for the all-you-can-eat buffet	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1805	We're outta' here. We've got options.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1806	We specifically booked a stateroom on the pool deck.	1.2303	0.04012	152	122	25	5
1807	So what, we're just bait to you?	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
1808	Okay, but we better have a big role in the second half of the book.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1809	Now, let me get this straight…	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1810	Hey, Noah, I'd like to get some of that water back about now!	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1811	Your kind will feel out of place for centuries to come.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1812	Before we board be honest, are Lox on tonight's menu or no?	1.2301	0.05030	113	93	14	6
1813	Sure we’re strong swimmers, but a free ride’s a free ride	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1814	Go part the waters’ Moses, I mean Noah.	1.2301	0.05184	113	94	12	7
1815	Hi! I'm Noah and I will be your cruise director.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1816	Can we speak to the manager? It smells like a zoo in there	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1817	Take me to the river Put me in the water	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1818	Thanks for thinking of us. But we prefer to stay in the water.. .	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1819	Rain, Noah. What were you thinking?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1820	We can swim! But we have to go because something called Bagels?	1.2300	0.05660	100	84	9	7
1821	Should we trail behind, or do you have a wet-room for us?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1822	Seriously, you didn't think to bring a female?	1.2300	0.05478	100	83	11	6
1823	Can we at least go on the wait list?	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
1824	We came to get multiplied - let us know if we are in the wrong testament.	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
1825	So we have to?	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1826	What about goldfish? and catfish? and rainbow trout? and neon tetras? and amberjack? and anchovies? I don't think you've really thought this through."	1.2295	0.05045	122	102	12	8
1827	We’ll need a small leak in the bottom of the ark.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
1828	We are trying to evolve	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1829	Look, we're not gonna' need your crappy boat.	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
1830	Of course we CAN swim but everyone else gets a ride	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
1831	„I am more of an atheist“	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1832	Go talk to the bears.	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1833	No we will not do a gender reveal.	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1834	These accommodations aren’t exactly what we were promised.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1835	Actually, you guys probably don’t need to get in…	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1836	Holy mackerel, Noah! Check the list again.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1837	Friday again?	1.2290	0.04669	131	108	16	7
1838	We need to mate before you eat us.	1.2290	0.04542	131	107	18	6
1839	One was nabbed by hook, the other, well, by crook.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1840	2 of every land animal you fool!	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1841	Uh, no thanks, we already have flood insurance.	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
1842	Our travel agent promised us a waterbed.	1.2288	0.04066	118	92	25	1
1843	Hmmm...Grouper or Groupier?	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1844	And another thing, if things start going south we can turn into lotsa bread.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1845	Hey, uh...we could use a little of that water out there.	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
1846	This fable has no legs.	1.2288	0.04066	118	92	25	1
1847	Out of water, eh? Us too, pal.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1848	There’s plenty more where we came from.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1849	“Believe us, your descendants will want us with a schmear.”	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1850	Honestly Noah, this ends better for you and us if we meet you there.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1851	Why can't more than two worms go on a cruise with us?	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
1852	What? No pool deck?	1.2286	0.04334	105	82	22	1
1853	It seems a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think?	1.2283	0.04897	127	106	13	8
1854	We're not just fish, we're talking fish.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
1855	We can swim on the port side.	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1856	The ocean is our ark, bro!	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
1857	Are you joking? We're in a tank next to the bears!	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
1858	Yes...we can swim. We just want to go along for the ride.	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
1859	Are you nuts? We want the water!	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
1860	But she's my sister.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1861	We thought we were invited! You took the lobsters….	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1862	We're trying to grow legs.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1863	Sorry we’re late. We didn’t want to come.	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
1864	A flood’s no threat to us — you’re thinking dinner.	1.2276	0.04872	123	102	14	7
1865	Would it kill yah to put in a ladder?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1866	Seriously dude?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1867	We would rather just swim	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1868	Guests? On the menu?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1869	Spawn of satan?!? You’re the one put the fish ladder here!	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
1870	It's two fish. We get that a lot	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
1871	You know I hate cruises!	1.2276	0.04123	145	117	23	5
1872	I'm a she not a he, she's a he not a she.	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
1873	En suite is a must	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1874	Great, but we're telling you the Lord did not sayeth to gather the animals tuna by tuna.	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
1875	We’re assuming you have a pool?	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
1876	What school did you go to, Sparky?	1.2273	0.05271	110	92	11	7
1877	OK, I’ll go, but I’m spawning when I’m doggone good and ready.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1878	Do you expect a thank you for saving us from water?	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1879	Heard of hypoxic blackwater?	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1880	We’d like to see your DEI coordinator.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1881	On second thought,we’ve decided to take our chances.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1882	What do you mean, just birds and animals?	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1883	It's a freshwater tank. We need salt water.	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
1884	You wanna tell him?	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
1885	Where's Nemo?	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1886	You know, if the whole world floods, that’s totally fine with us.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1887	Why are you taking us?	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1888	I'll give you a thousand to one you can't feed the crowd.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1889	Oh, great! We just evolved.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1890	Thanks for offering the ride, but we'll be fine.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1891	No, a water bed is not like a seabed!	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1892	No, Nova and Gravlax are not the same	1.2267	0.04551	150	126	14	10
1893	Yeah, and when the drought comes we'll build you a water tank.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
1894	Pity we only had to use both of the worms to catch them	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
1895	Thanks for the offer but we'll just follow along behind.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
1896	I don't care what He said. We do NOT creepeth upon the Earth.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
1897	I wouldn't be caught dead spawning in there.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1898	🎶🎶Take me to the river... Drop me in the water 🎶🎶	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1899	Interesting story, you’ll be in tomorrow’s newspaper.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1900	We'll take our chances with the swim. The odds are better.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1901	Can we have a word with you about evolution?	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1902	Don't worry, Darwin said the feet will come soon.	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1903	Thanks, man, but after some thought we’re more the flood type.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1904	Hey bub, 'fish out of water' is not a species!....	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
1905	We're happy to join you, but are we able to freeze our eggs too?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1906	We choose to sit this one out.	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
1907	What have bears ever done for society?	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1908	No,no! We're supposed to be in the New Testament-next to the loaves!	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1909	Don't look at me. He ate the loaves.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1910	For heaven's sake, we could have just followed you.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1911	We identify as chimps.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1912	We requested an isle seat.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
1913	I don't know about this, Noah - we typically only book with airbnb super hosts.	1.2258	0.04837	124	103	14	7
1914	BILGE,PLEASE	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
1915	The Alabama Supreme Court ruled us not worth the trouble.	1.2256	0.04081	133	106	24	3
1916	we too like to enter the elite swingers club	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
1917	I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1918	He didn't say anything about " fish of the sea" so throw us back now!	1.2255	0.05380	102	85	11	6
1919	I hear there’s a storm coming. How about we just stay outside?	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1920	Are you sure about this?	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
1921	No need.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1922	Pretty sure "to keep them alive with thee" was not to be taken literally...	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
1923	Ah, thanks, but no thanks.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1924	But the water will be on the outside!	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1925	‘I felt like a fish out of water the whole time.’	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1926	Salmon ladder. Salmon gangplank. It’s all good.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1927	We'd like the bubble suite.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1928	what do you mean ‘you’ll be great with potatoes’?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1929	Will this trip be less than three days?	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1930	Time to sail the Pisces, eh Noah?!	1.2248	0.04827	129	108	13	8
1931	We’re big sea life influencers, so this trip is free, right?	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
1932	Trust me. You guys will be fine.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
1933	No,really I think we’ll be fine.	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
1934	HEY, NOAH!!! Didn't you realize we were OK with a FLOOD???	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1935	Water! We need water!	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1936	Well, Noah, scratch that plan. Apparently Marge here wants to be UNDER the ark instead of IN it. Yeah, I don't get it either, but as they say, happy wife happy life!" (How early salmon narrowly escaped extinction	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
1937	Your people are gonna need lox.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1938	You could've just left us in the water...	1.2243	0.05525	107	91	8	8
1939	God told you to build an ark, and he told me we should leave without the bears.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1940	I don't care who told you, we aren't going in there.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1941	This sea isn't due to be parted for another 2000 years!	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1942	We’re both males. Can’t you tell?	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1943	Can you remind me who thought this was a good idea?	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1944	I think I’ll take my chances out there	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
1945	See, dear. I told you we were early.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1946	We haven’t had legs for 4,000,000 years, ya know…	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1947	Okay, but what about Fridays?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1948	Where do we spawn?	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1949	But we checked the opt-out box!	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1950	How about all our in vitro embryos?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1951	You just had to binge Game of Thrones before finishing the ark, didn't you?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1952	Toilet’s clogged.	1.2241	0.05061	116	97	12	7
1953	How come the unicorns got the better rooms?	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
1954	On the last ark, there was a salmon LADDER.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1955	I guess this is what they call fish out water!	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
1956	I think we'll take our chances with the water.	1.2239	0.03913	134	106	26	2
1957	Sorry No, I'll take my chances with the Flood...	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
1958	Last question, are you guys Catholic?	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
1959	Seriously,Noah? Let’s think this through, shall we?	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1960	Can we get an Ocean View?	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1961	Define perishable items	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1962	No, seriously! The unicorns said we could take their place!	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1963	just dont let the chinese anyway near us	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
1964	So now, we're just suppose to swim? What about the drink package we paid for?	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1965	They’re gonna name a bagel shop after you, and it won’t be the same without us!	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
1966	But two bears means no fish...	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
1967	Yeah sure, but we identify as monkeys.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1968	Would you believe we're tonites entree?	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1969	After a long cruise, Captain Noah is glad to be done with Sam and Ella	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1970	We feel a bit like fish out of water in this ark.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1971	What do you mean you won’t be heading upstream?	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1972	I thought this cruise was advertised as Noah's Aquarium	1.2232	0.05027	112	93	13	6
1973	We're on the list. 'Mr. and Mrs. Unicorn.'	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1974	I don't want to get a reputation as a complainer, but with all those guests you had, after three days it really started to stink.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1975	Carp should only be used as a noun.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1976	A ramp with no railings?!	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1977	No we don't know when it's gonna rain. We're outta water!	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1978	We need to talk about Friday dinner.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1979	This isn’t going to work for us, and frankly, we question if it’s even necessary.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1980	We’ll need separate accommodations.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1981	Your concept is fundamentally sound, Noah; but all we are suggesting is a few little tweaks.	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
1982	She has a gluten allergy.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
1983	Where should we go? The fresh water is going to get too salty, and the salt water is going to get too fresh!	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
1984	It's a flood, not a drought. OK?	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
1985	You shoulda said there'd be bagels and schmear on this ark!	1.2231	0.04538	130	107	17	6
1986	Two of everything. Look it up.	1.2231	0.04125	130	104	23	3
1987	Does the word "flood" not mean anything to you??	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
1988	Ah, Noah, babe? It seems you've violated the Ancients with Disabilities Act - your giraffes and elephants get up this thing fine. Us? Either get with the times or carry us on.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
1989	Or swim along, your choice.	1.2230	0.04160	148	121	21	6
1990	We just saw your Friday dinner menu, no thanks, happy tidings,Cap'n.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1991	This time he’s definitely gonna do it, Bobby	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
1992	Now tell us again who told you to do this.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
1993	Your intentions may be good, but I've come to believe that when Man tries to interfere with the natural order, it rarely turns out right.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1994	You can’t be the guy that feeds us to thousands. There’s no one else here.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1995	Will we have a shark-free pool?	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
1996	Can't help notice that lox is scheduled for brunch. Anyone we know?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1997	Yes, we heard the forecast calls for rain. And no, we don't care.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1998	Forget about us. Save the Unicorns	1.2222	0.04543	135	112	16	7
1999	Gee, thanks, but we'll pass.	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
2000	We are hoping for a leaky boat.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2001	We'd prefer to stay back in the deluge!	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2002	I’ll take me chances swimming up stream if you don’t mind.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
2003	Thank you for the ramp, but it is not the only accomodation we require.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
2004	We don't have to do this, I'm sure the readers of your book won't think every story is literal.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2005	Thanks for the ride	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
2006	a n a d r o m o u s, look it up.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2007	We heard you invited cats?	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
2008	Our room's damp.	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
2009	Jeez Noah, even you’ve gotta choose science over religion sometimes.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
2010	Now get us some legs!	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2011	A flood is no problem for us, you landlubber!	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2012	Great, now the ark’s gonna have that fish smell	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2013	And you'll be homeschooled."	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2014	Do bears really need to come along as well?	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2015	Did it occur to you we don’t need to be saved from a flood?	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2016	We are in a hurry! Is this boat sailing with or against the current?	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2017	And the Lord said unto Noah “let them be fish, let them board; however, this is wherest thine expression ‘fish out of water’ shall come from”	1.2222	0.05663	99	84	8	7
2018	Yeah! Didn't really think this whole thing through, did you?!	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2019	We ate the loaves.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
2020	How fast can YOU swim, buddy?	1.2213	0.04434	122	99	19	4
2021	We were promised a balcony room.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
2022	The potential flood situation, like our legs, continues to evolve.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2023	Oy, swimming upstream to spawn is so tough! Mind if we hitch a ride with you?	1.2213	0.03949	122	96	25	1
2024	Hey, you never said anything about boarding without water. We’re thirsty!	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2025	We’re getting off with all the bagel orders.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2026	No, we're fine	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
2027	I need to speak to your manager!	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
2028	I appreciate the ride, but we both prefer to swim along the side of your Ark."	1.2212	0.05294	113	96	9	8
2029	Oh bugger, the rain has stopped	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
2030	This is an awful lot of pressure..we are used to hanging out with the school.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
2031	Hey, it makes no sense to me either. I’m just following orders.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
2032	I've seen better fish ladders on dams	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2033	Before we board, are we 'bass' like ass or 'bass' like base?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
2034	Is it OK if we just tag along?	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
2035	So you thought we'd be better off on a landlocked desert mountain than where we were?	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2036	Oh great, when we get back everyone will assume I had work done.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
2037	Explain to me how you convinced my husband this is a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
2038	I’m sorry Noah, we’re not going, we’ve been dreaming about this flood all our lives.	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2039	Je ne comprends pas l'aramaic.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2040	Remind me again why we should trust this guy?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2041	Excuse me, Mr. Moses, which way to the water?	1.2212	0.04312	104	82	21	1
2042	Is this the beginning or the end?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2043	We were doing just fine before!	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2044	Thanks, but that all sounds like heaven on earth	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
2045	We helped roe the boat!	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
2046	Don't think of it as extortion. Think of is as a Safety Afloat Insurance Policy.	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
2047	Dammit, put us bCk in the water! A world wide flood won’t hurt us!	1.2208	0.04042	154	126	22	6
2048	But we are swimmers!	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
2049	Not that it matters at this point, but it so happens that we're both female.	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
2050	Noah, you well-meaning schmuck, haven’t you noticed we actually live in the stuff?	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
2051	We were hoping for something on an upper floor away from the cats.	1.2205	0.04732	127	106	14	7
2052	We forgot the loaves	1.2205	0.04017	127	101	24	2
2053	So the minute we start crawling out of the water, this happens - and you're telling me it's coincidence?!	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
2054	Thanks, but we didn't need the ride.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
2055	Noah inadvertently invents the first fish ladder.	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2056	And then the Lord said, "You will be rewarded with a Great Flood."	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2057	We need treated distilled hypoallergenic non-chlorine 75 Fahrenheit water, a full insurance plan holding you liable for anything that happens to us, and separate health insurance with an included medical plan before we board	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2058	There's too many fish in the sea.	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
2059	Did anyone mention that we are FISH ?	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2060	Got it, the saltwater pool is on the Lido deck and the freshwater pool is on the Fiesta deck.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2061	Going up or down?	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
2062	Your ad said you need help with the two seals.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2063	This is awkward. I am salt and you are fresh!	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
2064	We asked for seats in the bilge.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2065	Let us on and we’ll teach you about lox	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2066	40 days and 40 nights on 2 worms ?	1.2202	0.05108	109	91	12	6
2067	Brace yourself…	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2068	Honestly, I think we’ve been catfished here	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2069	I don’t mean to tell you how to do your business, but theres no way the two of us can feed all these people	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2070	There is no tartar sauce onboard , right?	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2071	No caviar on this cruise, buddy!	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2072	Really, Noah? It's a flood!!!	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2073	Do the amenities include a swimming pool?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2074	We appreciate the invitation but feel like fish out of water.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
2075	Next time we'll tailgate.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
2076	We were told it would be Salmon accessible.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2077	*I'll have what she's having"	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2078	Come on! You will be forever famous for "A fish out of water".	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
2079	Tune your own damn piano...	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
2080	Sure. He hears God- but c’mon! Unclear on the concept!	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
2081	We swim upSTREAM to spawn!	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2082	You’re Moses. Fake news!	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
2083	We heard it was ride or die	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
2084	I hope I’m your type.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
2085	Raincheck?	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2086	Do you serve fish on Friday?	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
2087	Putting us on the boat isn't going to save us.	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
2088	Did you think you could save us from drowning?	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2089	I don’t really think you thought this through.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2090	Nice planning, Dork.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2091	OSHA will hear about this.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2092	So God picks the guy who flunked ichthyology?!	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
2093	You should have checked with Match.com	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2094	We identify as bears	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2095	Thanks,God,for reminding him about the fish ladder!	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2096	But, a bear told us… oh.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2097	I Don't Get No Respect!	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2098	Which way is the pool?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2099	Can we get a ride upstream?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2100	'Run' is a metaphor, you know.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2101	We said No. Ah.... God.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2102	So you said Solomon ?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2103	we swiim solo	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2104	Explain the word flood again?	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2105	She says to give you zero stars.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2106	Google WILL be hearing about our stay.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2107	So, I told him it was optional, no need for us to worry over a flood, but no, he said everyone else was coming. Do you have a tank?	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
2108	We demand onboard accommodation.	1.2185	0.04944	119	100	12	7
2109	It’s a cruise for couples but if it doesn’t work out, there are many more of you out there.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2110	Come join us, we're all fish out of water.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2111	Why are you here, Moses? This isn’t your chapter.”	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2112	We're brothers!	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2113	You know, this trip really was rather superfluous.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2114	Sure we CAN swim, but I don't see how that's relevant	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2115	Oh…we were farm-raised.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2116	Sorry Noah, but with two grizzly bears on board, we'll take our chances with the flood.	1.2182	0.05227	110	93	10	7
2117	If you get hungry, dinosaur meat tastes amazing.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2118	It’s water under the bridge	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2119	We don’t understand WHAT?	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2120	Just keep us away from the two bears and we'll be fine	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2121	We’ll be packed in there like sardines, Noah.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2122	NO! We asked for an in-water suite, not a waterside suite.	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
2123	what happened to “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”?!	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
2124	Does the carpet match the drapes?	1.2180	0.04444	133	110	17	6
2125	I really think we'd be better off meeting you there."	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2126	So...you got, like, a fish tank on here, or...?	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2127	Hard to breathe. Three stars.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2128	How come there's no pool?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2129	How about just she goes with you? I'll take my chances.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2130	Hey, we were promised all-inclusive with an ocean view!	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2131	It's a flood, Martha! We don't need saving! Noah here has just conned you into volunteering for the seafood buffet!	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2132	We prefer to be called Chum. Dog Salmon isn't used anymore.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2133	Just for the first few days, only until you can get us out of this damned dead sea.	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2134	Are you leaving us high and dry?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2135	How many pairs of worms ya got?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2136	No deal, we'll take our chances in the flood	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2137	Have the bagels and schemer already showed up?	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2138	We got here a bit early. Do you have some water we can swim in?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2139	Next you’ll be saving ducks from the pond	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2140	Why would we want to get on your crowded boat when pretty soon we're gonna have the world's largest swimming pool to ourselves?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2141	We’re aquatic, you idiot.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2142	So where is this luxury Koi pond? Margaret, I think we've been victims of a bait and switch scam	1.2174	0.05747	92	78	8	6
2143	Explain one more time why we need to get on this thing?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2144	No, really dude, we'll be fine out here.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2145	This isn't going to work.	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
2146	Hey genius, you realize we can swim right?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2147	Hey, you can't just leave us here now that the flood has subsided.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2148	We just need a ride to the Caribbean and we'll be outta your hair.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
2149	But the website didn’t say fish weren’t allowed on!	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2150	Nice try -- we don't have a standby list. Now, get back to school!	1.2174	0.04907	115	96	13	6
2151	Make The Flood Great Again.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2152	You’re dropping us off here?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2153	You promised us there would be water beds.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
2154	We're atheists now.	1.2170	0.04240	106	84	21	1
2155	“Look, we know you say a flood is coming but if you haven’t noticed we’re stuck in a dang desert so how about letting us on?”	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
2156	Quit your carping and get aboard.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2157	Can you please find us a spot away from the piscivores?	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2158	We’re on the menu?	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2159	We’re dying to use the pool!	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2160	The doves report to us as reconnaissance co-chairs, and we have a deal.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
2161	If he doesn’t put us in water quickly, Jesus will never be able to multiply the fishes along with the loaves.	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
2162	I said a fish ladder not a ramp!	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
2163	I ordered pumpernickel.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
2164	Winnie, let’s take a moment to think. Why would we be afraid of a flood? Forty days and forty nights surrounded by water? So what else is new?	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2165	She said we're "swimmers", not sinners.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
2166	Which one of you sings	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2167	Don't worry, dummy, we'll adapt.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2168	I told him you didn't mean us!	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2169	Animal, check. Male and female, check. Any other objections?	1.2165	0.04452	97	77	19	1
2170	Oh, Lord. I swear there was one male and one female when they boarded.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2171	Why us? What now?	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2172	If I let you on, I’ll have to take all the birds too.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2173	Are you sure this is God's will, Noah?	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2174	We think it would be better if we opt out of your cruise.	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
2175	You must be joking!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2176	We flunked out of our school.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2177	Look, Noah, how many times to we have to tell you? God commanded you to preserve every species of LAND animals. We're fish, and he didn't say anything about fish because we like water. Get it. Boy, it's sure rank in there."	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2178	The Carps did not enjoy their cruise.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2179	Did you know sushi is kosher?	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2180	Oooohhhh, you said FLOOD!	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2181	Surprise,surprise! A couple worms go missing and look who you blame!	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
2182	Exactly what part of this is considered saving us??	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
2183	Don’t know this ‘god’ you speak of, but it sure seems like this won’t have the intended effect.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
2184	But we’ll be fine, so why do we have to ride? And why do you keep mentioning two bears?	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
2185	We thought you were Ariel’s dad.	1.2160	0.04763	125	105	13	7
2186	Well, the travel agency told me there wouldn't be two bears on this boat!	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2187	no smoking 🚭	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
2188	You’re doing delis of the future a great service. Our progeny will go well on bagels.	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
2189	I know you live in the water. I am having you two over for dinner.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2190	So, Noah…looks like you might have to rethink this.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2191	Beware, by forcing us to walk up this ramp you're starting something your boss is not going to like.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2192	40 days and 40 nights? What kind of a cruise ship is this?	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2193	Wow! Biden really sucks, doesn't he?	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
2194	Two bears said to meet them here.	1.2155	0.05020	116	98	11	7
2195	I don't understand why I can't bring my mother as my "plus-one".	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
2196	What temperature is your spa?	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
2197	They told us no occupancy left - the whole thing sounds fishy to us.	1.2155	0.05020	116	98	11	7
2198	What’s the Catch of the Day?	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
2199	ADA compliant, yes. Running water, no. Zero stars.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
2200	I know you’re into marching two by two, but we’d rather swim	1.2154	0.04501	130	108	16	6
2201	Don't you think it might work better for us just to swim alongside the Ark ?	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
2202	Stinking up the Ark will be our revenge.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2203	If you ever want to have lox and a schmear again, you better come up with a running stream.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2204	Harvey, say something! This guy is planning to divide and conquer. The guys hiding in the rocks warned me about him.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2205	You'll want us. We get to stay sinners.	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2206	Excuse me sir, is this the couples' cruise I've heard so much about?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2207	Who am I to question, Noah, but I am betting God meant two of everything not already in the water.	1.2150	0.05148	107	90	11	6
2208	Did you give even a moment's thought to accessibility?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2209	Just don't put us near the grizzly bears.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2210	Have you smelled that place?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2211	Wait, Ken Ham is coming?! We're getting off.	1.2150	0.05148	107	90	11	6
2212	But He said to take "every living thing"?	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2213	We're both dudes. That's not gonna be a problem, is it?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2214	What happened to the red fish, blue fish?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2215	Plenty of fish in the sea they said.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2216	We were wondering if there are any room upgrades available?	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
2217	You are in violation of the Genesis Disabilities Act of 5500BC	1.2149	0.04868	121	102	12	7
2218	Whadya mean? I miss the flood already.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2219	If you insist on seating us with the grizzly bears, then we're leaving.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2220	Please don’t make us go with you, we get sea-sick.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
2221	Hope you don't mind, but we've decided to take our chances. Have you seen the mess in there?	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2222	Oh, like you never took a swim?	1.2149	0.04100	121	97	22	2
2223	I'm just saying - it still would have been nice to be invited.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2224	Make sure to lox the door.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2225	Tap is fine	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2226	Sink or swim, we are coming	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2227	Holy Mackerel, I feel like a fish out of water.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2228	This isn't helping.	1.2143	0.04096	112	89	22	1
2229	And the only species to survive my ark were these fish; Over the next few millennia they will evolve to become the species Homo sapien.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
2230	My plenty of fish in the sea comment was a joke — I’m getting on the boat Norma.”	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2231	What if we just swim along beside you and then if somebody doesn't work out, we can fill in?	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2232	We’re not talking. Can you hook me up with someone else?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2233	You’re telling me I have to swim upstream all the way back?	1.2143	0.04592	126	105	15	6
2234	Yeah, well, we’re not really worried about a flood.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2235	Sorry, but this is a couples-only event.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2236	So you were given detailed instructions on how to make an ark and a light dill sauce?	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2237	We’ll take our chances and shelter in place.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2238	We would have been just fine OUTSIDE the ark!	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
2239	Show me to the fish tank!	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2240	We are very crowded; take a bunk next to the seals.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2241	Despite your directive... I think we'll be okay in the flood.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2242	Walk? Holy Mackerel ! You mean you haven't heard about Row v. Wade?	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2243	Holy mackrel you forgot we were coming	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2244	It's hard to find any river in a flood. You want caviar for your kids? Pipe us on board!	1.2143	0.04096	112	89	22	1
2245	C’mon Noah, even you’re going to stink after 3 days!	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2246	“This is species discrimination.”	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2247	Did you just say, 'Lox of luck, fellas?'	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2248	What do you mean by ‘better accommodations for us off the ark?’	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2249	Ya know, we really had no problem with the flood.	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
2250	We were promised a waterbed.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
2251	We were told someone used up all the water!	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
2252	And we did not appreciate the genital exam, either.	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
2253	Wait, I can explain...	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
2254	We’re the lox you wanted.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2255	I beg you! I'd rather be paired with a shark for 40 days and nights!	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2256	Really...the best you can do is next to Yogi!?	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
2257	Invasive species be like...	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
2258	Hey, Noah, when the flood comes, just toss us overboard	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2259	Next time you need to be more specific when you order a pair of hookers.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2260	Boy-boy here. Did ya look or did ya look?	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2261	The boss is not going to like it if you two just lie around the ark all day!	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
2262	Thanks for the offer but the last time I went on a boat ride I got seasick.	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
2263	Walking on water…what’s so special about that?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2264	So...where the loaves come in??	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2265	Where are the goddamn loaves?	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2266	We don't have to be here, you know."	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2267	Really, the desert!?!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2268	We rather stay outside	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2269	I’m not sure our travel agent thought this through.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2270	We're not going on board with the otters	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2271	Why us? You realize, surely, that we’re redundant here.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2272	Those animals in there weren't tasty enough!	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
2273	Of course you should include us, we taste fantastic when smoked.	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
2274	We were promised lemon and butter...	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
2275	For pity sake,Noah -- use your head. How could a Biblical flood be meant to rid us from the earth?	1.2131	0.04689	122	102	14	6
2276	Flood or no flood! We booked our get-away months BC and we're going onboard.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2277	I hope you keep the food fresh. Last time we went on one of these, everyone got sick.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2278	Yes you need another pair of worms	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2279	I think we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2280	Alice wants to know if you’re a vegetarian.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2281	What's the deal with all the tartar sauce we found?	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
2282	WAIT,--CAN I GET A NON-NAGGING MALE ?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2283	She's my sister.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2284	We refuse to be packed-in like sardines.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2285	Can we enter the ark on your Seafood Special?	1.2126	0.04694	127	107	13	7
2286	Can you put a little salt in our tank PLEASE.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
2287	This vessel isn’t ADA compliant. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2288	I appreciate the concern, but I think we’re better out there than in here.	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
2289	We were told there would be easy access.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2290	Kiss my bass, you son of a bitch!	1.2124	0.05099	113	96	10	7
2291	Hey Noah, look up fish lungs in wikipedia. We're drowning out here.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2292	We’d like a room in the bilge, please!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2293	Well then why are you only letting delicious-tasting, kosher fish on board?"	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2294	Tell us the bagels and cream cheese are just a coincidence.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2295	I'm not sure you've thought this thing through.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2296	Noah did you know fish need water?	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2297	Why do I feel like a fish out of water?	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2298	...grant me the salinity to know the difference.	1.2121	0.04438	132	110	16	6
2299	I don't care what you say, we're getting on the boat...This neighborhood's goin' to hell.	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2300	What's an amphibian?	1.2121	0.04567	132	111	14	7
2301	So I said “antediluvian? I just met him!”	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2302	If it’s ok with you, I think we’ll stay outside.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2303	We’re indoor fish.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
2304	It's spelled c-a-r-p!	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
2305	Forget about multiplying - we stay monogamous!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2306	The ones who “talk to god” are never the sharpest.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2307	These migrations just keep getting harder & harder. Must be those dams they are building.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2308	no thanks, i saw the lions board	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2309	Godspeed!	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2310	I want my own room.	1.2118	0.06056	85	73	6	6
2311	We ate all the food you packed.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2312	Wait. Did you say flood?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2313	So, Noah, what's up with the fish on tonight's dinner menu	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2314	You do know we'd be better off in the flood, right?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2315	We know you're a sympathetic old man with a poor memory, but we were really fine with where we were!	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2316	Salivate, salvation, salmon...it's NOT all the same to us!	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2317	Watch it with that thing, I don't need a staff infection.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2318	We'll be fine, thanks Noah, mate. Nice Arc, by the way.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2319	No, we are NOT Uber Eats Sushi To Go.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2320	It was find of you to to ofer us a cabin, but we will do very well without it.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2321	I think your guy forgot to explain a couple of things - like the relationship of fish and water.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2322	We're farm-raised so we'd prefer the livestock section.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2323	You want us to "walk on board"? Well, tell the big guy to invent evolution already, then.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2324	Man’s wickedness has brought us here, no doubt	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2325	OK, but can you guarantee that you won’t eat our eggs, and we won’t end up on a bagel?	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2326	Friday....Fish.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2327	Well, the 2 of us and about 300,000 eggs.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2328	This whole ark thing smacks of cishet privilege.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2329	Gender is a construct” “Right?” “Am I right?	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2330	What happens when the boat runs out of water?	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2331	Is this going upstream or downstream?	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
2332	We saw you making tartar sauce.	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2333	Noah, this is not where you got us from	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2334	Noah, why can't you be happy for us? This upcoming flood is the best thing that could ever happen.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2335	We don’t need no stink’n ark, we’re fish!	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
2336	I felt like I was . . . out of my element.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2337	I get the idea that you're new at this.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2338	We ain't the same species, you dumbass.	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2339	We appreciate the gesture, but it just doesn't feel like much a biography this way.	1.2110	0.04137	109	87	21	1
2340	We want to see other people.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2341	Do you seriously expect two fish out of water to replenish the seas?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2342	Christ! What an asshole!	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2343	Do I look like a freshwater fish to you?	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2344	Teach a fish to talk and…	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2345	Do you actually know what a flood is?	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
2346	. “Any chance we can just tag along behind the boat?”	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
2347	Will this take long? We've got tickets to the Taylor Swift concert.	1.2109	0.05161	128	112	5	11
2348	We don't swim upstream this time of year.	1.2109	0.03786	128	102	25	1
2349	Cod off!	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
2350	Bet you had forgotten about all us little fishies, huh?	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
2351	Do you understand what flood means?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2352	Flood? Bring it on!	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2353	We don't believe in arks. We're ichthyists.	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
2354	All this flooding and you couldn't get us some water!	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2355	Swim along aide of you? Isn't that defeating the purpose?	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
2356	C'mon, it's the age of Pisces, where's the pool!	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2357	Within 40 days and 40 nights, you won’t feel so smug.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2358	No thanks, we’ll just swim.	1.2105	0.04659	133	113	12	8
2359	What do you mean it’s standing room only?	1.2105	0.04901	114	96	12	6
2360	Much appreciated but I think we will take our chances.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2361	Trust me, in a few thousand years, Jesus and the multitudes will thank you.	1.2105	0.05578	95	81	8	6
2362	Can you move the bears to a different deck?	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2363	But what of red fish, blue fish?	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2364	If you like sushi, you'd better reconsider."	1.2101	0.03935	119	95	23	1
2365	You didn't say we'd be traveling upstream.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
2366	Don't forget the loaves.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
2367	I’m supposed to procreate with THIS wet fish?	1.2101	0.04902	119	101	11	7
2368	I specifically recall the ad saying there would be a pool	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
2369	Worst. Species. Save. Ever.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2370	we never rate a mention.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2371	There you go fishing for complements again.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2372	Tell us you don’t do TGIF.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2373	Im telling Jesus about this	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2374	Are you kidding? We're going to LOVE forty days of raining and flooding!	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2375	We asked for the water cabin, but there seems to be a booking problem.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2376	We'd rather Roe than Wade.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2377	If you had just sent us an invitation we would have politely declined, but you did not, so here we are now.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2378	Yes, we CAN swim. But we can't turn down a buffet.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2379	No thank you.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2380	It's up to you, but the sharks didn't wanna go either	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2381	Hey buddy, we actually want to die.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2382	Oh, sure. Now you get hungry.	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
2383	I don't mean to carp, but as fish, wouldn't we be better off in the flood than on a boat?	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2384	No, no, this ark is for the flood, not the drought.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
2385	We think our chances for survival are better if we stay off the ark.	1.2097	0.04759	124	105	12	7
2386	We can help when the flood comes, Noah.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2387	Thanks for the offer but since our days are numbered anyway, please take another pair.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
2388	I want to speak to your boss	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2389	I hope this isn't another Two-fer Tuesday at Long John Silver's.	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
2390	Is this about the flood or is your wife inventing gefilte fish?	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2391	You're in over your head.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2392	Get some glasses Old man...can't you see we are both boys!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2393	Get off the ramp.” -Noa	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
2394	Don't worry about it.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2395	I couldn't help but notice you didn't bring two snakes.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2396	How about taking two fun-loving fish just for the halibut?	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2397	I told you the Sermon on the Mount was the other direction!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2398	We’re actually siblings. We refuse to do that.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
2399	There could be a problem—we thought this was an all-gay cruise.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2400	We want to see the pool first.	1.2093	0.03760	129	103	25	1
2401	Let me get this straight: you rescued us from water, are releasing us on land, and we're supposed to be grateful?	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2402	Call me old school but what ever happened to plenty fish in the sea?	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
2403	You're boarding us up the supply ramp?	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2404	I have a feeling no one will ever believe this really happened	1.2093	0.05990	86	74	6	6
2405	The fish ladder looks promising, but can we wait for the flood?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2406	The loaves and fishes story comes later.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2407	Noah, can you spare a little water, just for the halibut?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2408	Too bad they’re going to miss their Columbia River spawn.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2409	For once can you think for yourself, Noah?	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2410	We’ll get in only if you don’t serve salmon burgers	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2411	Be reasonable Noah, the only way we will ever go forth and multiply is in the flood!	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2412	Just a flood? Now you tell me.	1.2091	0.05018	110	93	11	6
2413	Noah,I know you mean well, But if there is a flood… We’ll be OK… We’re fish!!!	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2414	The stick is extra luggage sir !	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2415	Good job, buddy. You just made lox extinct.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2416	My feeling is, you’re going to need a bigger ark.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2417	We're being bumped?!! What are the alternative accommodations?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2418	So the popular Noah finally gets around to inviting us to dinner...	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2419	But you promised us the Arc of the Moral Universe.	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2420	Carpe Diem - eh Noah?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2421	OK! How about this? If there aren't five loaves here in the next five minutes, you put us back in the water.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2422	To be honest,I think we'd have been better off outside.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2423	Sure, we could swim alongside you, but we know you have a heated pool in there.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2424	What, the rain wasn’t enough water to keep you happy?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
2425	We're feet away from entering the ark.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2426	Noah,we’ve got a problem.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2427	I kept saying this makes no sense, and she kept saying 'All inclusive.'	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2428	It's holy mackerel to you!	1.2083	0.05719	96	83	6	7
2429	We’re hungry and we heard you’re the guy in charge of feeding everyone…	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2430	You know, Noah, I don’t think this ark idea has legs.	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
2431	We've decided to sit this one out.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2432	But we really need a pool>	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2433	You said you were going to save us, right? Save? Because it sounded a little like you said savor at first and we just want to be clear about it.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2434	Trust us, if you're on a mission from God, you need angelfish.	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2435	What’s with this two-by-two business? We can’t get on without the rest of our polycule.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2436	They said "one fish, two fish" but nothing about "red fish" or "blue fish."	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2437	Do you have a pool on this boat?	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2438	We literally wouldn’t be able to breathe, otherwise we’d totally come.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2439	We’re goin’ Upstream, Cabbie	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2440	I think the whole "Chicken of the Sea" thing has him confused.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2441	You do have a fish tank; don't you?"	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2442	Looks like you got it backwards boss	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
2443	Where’s the swimming pool?	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2444	All I’m saying, is that after swimming upstream all the way here, an escalator would have been nice.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2445	There's no pool in your boat.	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2446	Take me to the river,Drop me in the water	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2447	Pairs, really? You should know I’m an introvert	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
2448	Did you also pack two bagels?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2449	So, this is my couisin Miguel. You left my wife behind. We think you should learn biology.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2450	Did He say 'two talking fish' specifically?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2451	Is this really necessary?	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2452	We got Caught up .	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2453	WE REALLY NEED THE NO=SMOKING SECTION	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2454	Oh Noah you're not leaving without us!"	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2455	What am I, chopped liver ?	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2456	Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2457	Of all the fish in the sea, why did you pair me up with this one?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2458	The beginning of diversity, equity, and inclusion...	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2459	Fish out of water, fish out of water…. Does that mean anything to you Good Shepherd?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2460	We are not used to freshwater	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2461	I’m so glad we landed on Gillsagain Island.	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
2462	Just put us back in the water, we'll meet you after you land!	1.2072	0.04071	111	89	21	1
2463	We don’t mind no stinken flood!	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2464	This is typical. It’s killing me that he doesn’t realize we love water.	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2465	I ‘m telling you “she’s not my type”	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
2466	No thanks. Haven't you heard of the expression "fish out of water?"	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2467	We're doin' very well right where we are, thank you!"	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2468	End of the world… yeah right, guy thinks he’s Poseidon or something.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2469	‘A pair of fish shall pass’, right?	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2470	Thanks, but no tanks.	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
2471	You don't feel bad about all those humans God will let drown?	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2472	Does the word overzealous mean anything to you?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2473	You thought getting here was hard?	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2474	Thanks for the invite, Noah, but we’d really rather just swim behind the Ark.	1.2069	0.04823	116	98	12	6
2475	We stopped flying Boeing.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2476	Oh God. Now I really need a drink.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2477	We think there's been a typo...don't you want two asses?	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2478	We´re Plan B	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2479	Where’s your partner?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2480	I wanted her sister, not HER!	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2481	Please put us in separate cabins so I won’t have to listen to anymore carping.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2482	Listen, if you keep on insisting we come inside, I'm going to begin to think you have ulterior motives.	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2483	We’ll swim when hell floods over!	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2484	we aren’t selFISH we’re salmon	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2485	i thought you were bringing the bread	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
2486	We're cool staying here, save the space for another couple.	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
2487	God's a pescatarian, isn't he?!	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
2488	We're lungfish, buddy, give us a break.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2489	Get on the boat he said. It will be fun he said.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2490	Fine if that’s your religion, evolution is ours.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2491	The grizzly bears put you up to this, didn't they?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2492	Sorry guys. We're already filled to the "gills"!	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2493	Well, you have had some crazy ideas too!	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2494	Glad you enjoyed your 40 days and nights in our bilge accommodations. Now, just over there, take the chariot to the stream. Then 10 miles down, connect to the river, and the Black Sea is at the end of the line.	1.2062	0.05471	97	83	8	6
2495	I don't think he's getting this whole rain thing.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2496	Unlike your sheep,Fish are high maintenance. I suggest you throw us back in.	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
2497	We were fine the way we were!	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
2498	Noah: you messed up. That’s my brother.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2499	Our seats are too close to the Grizzlies.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2500	Hey! What about us?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2501	Thanks, but we'll be all right.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
2502	Because we (can) swim, we shoulda been first!	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2503	Hadn't you ever heard of 'catch & release'?	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2504	Yeah, thanks, but we'll be okay.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2505	No, we don't have any private rooms suites, and If you give me that attitude you will go to the maybes with the unicorns	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
2506	But the website said there would be a pool.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2507	Hey buddy, we were supposed to be joining three loaves of bread!”	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
2508	We requested a ladder, not a ramp.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2509	You might want to rethink this, Noah. Like relatives, we start to stink after five days.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2510	... and we deeply resent being listed on the passenger manifest as ‘Mr. and Mrs. Lox’!	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
2511	Are you sure we're passengers and not dinner?	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2512	Listen, pal. I don't know what kind of scam you're running here, but why is our fish tank in the bagel aisel???	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2513	Why did you get me out of water for?	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2514	If it's a short trip, we should be able to make it.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2515	You are not bringing bears are you?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2516	I'm not going with her.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2517	If you don't put us back, we'll tell God. He likes us so much he'll make dozens more of us and mess up your idiotic fairytale.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2518	I'm not being picky, it's a pretty popular saying."	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2519	Sorry, I was just following orders, guys.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2520	Okay, you were right, we shouldn't have paid for early boarding.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2521	We're talking about a worldwide flood, do we really need to do this?	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
2522	Excuse me, but we can manage during a flood VERY well, thank you!	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2523	No need, we'll catch our own ride.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2524	Can you point us to baggage claim?	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2525	You really couldn’t have picked us up along the way?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2526	I know what I said, but I really want those five loaves	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
2527	Red Fish Blue Fish are right behind us.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2528	I am not spending the rest of my life with him.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2529	Him and that darn hook!!!	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2530	Hey, this is not all about mammals!	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2531	No, really: We are looking forward to the flood.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2532	So Noah, what do you have planned for me and my sister?	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2533	And we thought, 'Hey, we're not that old. We should give this amphibian thing a try.' But if we're being honest, we miss the whole water part.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2534	A flood, you say? And God told you that we’re supposed to ride it out in the kitchen?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2535	The email went to King Salmon, not King Solomon!	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
2536	Uh-oh, I think were on a cedar plank?	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
2537	Can you blame us? You’re the one who decided to bring two worms.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2538	No offense, but I think we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2539	What do you mean we are not on the guest list?	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
2540	Before you start let me remind you of the biblical story about the five loaves and two fish.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2541	We're from the inclusion and diversity office...	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2542	Man that was a long ride!	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2543	Noah,do you have a ladder handy that we can use to enter the Ark? We don't do ramps.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2544	There is "instant water"on the ark. just add water	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2545	You're telling me this boat ain't headed upstream!?	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2546	She said, “Only if you are the last fish left in the sea,” and so here we are.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2547	Sorry, we mistook your ramp for upstream.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2548	Our excursions were canceled because of an act of God?	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2549	Put us back. We'll just follow you there.	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2550	So this is a literal story arc.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
2551	I told you we should have signed up to bring the loaves!	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
2552	I'm not going in there. It stinks!	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
2553	You'll hear from my lawyers!	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2554	Is this your best alternative to a conveyor belt ?!	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
2555	Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, so climb in this tub? - we gotta ask why	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
2556	Life on the arc: Fish. Breakfast, lunch & dinner.	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
2557	No one's ever seen anything like it. It's tremendously wet in terms of water.	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
2558	We were hoping for a water bed.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2559	The Ark is not the only thing out of water.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2560	You are always one to succumb to bait and switch.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2561	Is it too late to sign up for swimming with the sharks excursion?	1.2045	0.04530	132	112	13	7
2562	Feels punitive.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2563	Do you have a room with a bath?	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2564	We hear that you still have room in the bilge.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
2565	Did he get the memo about the flood?	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
2566	Sure, you're up on your perch watching us flounder while we just work for scale. Well, we don't give a fin. You'll be in the dock for this.	1.2043	0.05630	93	80	7	6
2567	We thought we’d break tradition. We’’re thrilled at the idea of seeing our grandchildren.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2568	Where’s the red fish and the blue fish?	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2569	This is what happens when you don't review your bulk-mailing list.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2570	Do we look like we can march?	1.2043	0.05630	93	80	7	6
2571	Our names certainly are on the list, sir. Please check again.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2572	Hey pal, don’t even think of putting us next to the Grizzlies!	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2573	How much longer before it rains?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2574	In the future would you talk to us before parting the sea; this creates an uncomfortable situation	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2575	We may have the same last name but we’re different species.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2576	We've been here since Moses parted the water.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2577	We’re not getting in until we’re completely tanked.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2578	We prefer to travel first class, not coach!	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2579	And then she said ‘I wouldn’t sleep with you even if you were the last fish on earth’	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2580	We don't mind going on board of this Ark, but we are convinced that we have more chance to survive when we stay in the sea.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2581	Let me get this straight: you want us to sleep in the galley?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2582	Yeah ! We ate them five loaves !	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2583	Whoa dude! We're outta here! Placing us next to the two grizzlies is a tad counterintuitive, don't you think?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2584	Ever heard the saying, 'Leave well enough alone'?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2585	I don’t mean to carp, but I swiped left on his Tinder profile.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2586	Haven't you got a ladder?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2587	We live "in the water" not out of it	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2588	Trust me. If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2589	Do you mind telling me why there's a sushi bar on the ark?	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2590	Give us time - we're about to evolve legs.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2591	is there a pool on this cruise ship?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2592	We want the executive suite, or there's no deal.	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2593	Sorry buddy -- no girls, no entry.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
2594	What do you got to drink around here?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2595	Got any bread?	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2596	But, we’re fish!	1.2037	0.05054	108	92	10	6
2597	Sorry, dude, we were hungry and ate the 5 loaves!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2598	AI, AI, what the heck is this?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2599	Are there any cabins left near the pool	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2600	Where are you going?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2601	Pisces, reservation for duality	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2602	With all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with her?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2603	Keep us away from those damn grizzly bears!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2604	Cooped up with her? Let me take my chances with the flood.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2605	Water please	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
2606	Thank God He gave us legs!	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2607	you heard us. Get the grizzly off the boat or we're gonna jump into the water and enjoy the flood	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
2608	We're sorry,but during the actual flood our prices for consulting services will increase slightly.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2609	Water is a guarantee, right?	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
2610	Hey, Noah; boss wants to know how do you drown a fish?	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2611	We appreciate the offer, but we’d like to give our room to those dinosaurs over there.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2612	You know, we could’ve just swam here.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2613	Why not? I heard you brought a whole tray of salmon aboard!	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2614	We were planning on heading upstream once the rain started.	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
2615	You divided the Red Sea and we haven’t seen our family for years.	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
2616	Geez Noah. We appreciate the ride but the flood was never really an issue for us.	1.2031	0.04621	128	109	12	7
2617	Don’t you get it? We like the flood!	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
2618	Don’t shoot the messenger. Take it up with He who must be obeyed.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2619	I was told that we should stay hydrated.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
2620	Do you guys really need refuge from THE SEA???	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2621	This Speaker of the House gig is going to be harder than I thought.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2622	You call this a salmon ladder?	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2623	what kind of cruise doesn't include day trips?	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2624	Is this a bait-and-switch scheme?	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2625	Were you building this thing when God was handing out brains?	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2626	End of the world? Seems more like the beginning to me.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2627	Sorry, I think we both slept past our stop.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2628	Is the ark locally sourced?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2629	You expect us to believe a flood is coming and you can’t even give us a tank with water in it?	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
2630	Some 'Miraculous' catch of fish this is.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2631	Did the two of you eat the loaves?	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2632	And this affects us how?	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2633	No sea creatures? Get ready for a flood of lawsuits, pal.	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2634	‘Carp-e diem!’ you said. NOW what	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2635	Which way to the infinity pool?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2636	Don't think we didn't see them loading bagels in the back!	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2637	Give me a minute to think about tonight's menu.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2638	Mightier than the waves of the sea :-D <3	1.2019	0.05182	104	89	9	6
2639	Should we bring him on board? Are the humans even worth saving?	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2640	She's a Speckled Trout and I'm a Sockeye Salmon, with Chickenpox.”	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2641	Look, if you want us to make it through the whole trip, then you’ve simply got to find us a smoking cabin.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2642	What do you mean we can’t SEE the manager?	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2643	Sabbath Trial	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2644	We heard you noah guy that can tuna fish	1.2019	0.05359	104	90	7	7
2645	rules are rules	1.2019	0.05182	104	89	9	6
2646	Now I have to build a god damn fish tank, too???	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2647	Where's the water?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2648	I wonder what BOGO means.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2649	Hold on a sec, why are you putting us in the galley?	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2650	Ya know, there are plenty more fish in the sea.	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2651	OK, we’ll help you with the photo op, but as soon as it starts raining, we’re out of here.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2652	We're strivers.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2653	What do you mean we’ll “just end up on the menu?”	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2654	Sorry if you were squished like a can of sardines.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2655	Having fish tacos on the buffet menu, was in bad taste'	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2656	Flooding is no problem for us. Can you drop us upstream to spawn?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2657	Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll be better on our own now that the rainy season is here!	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2658	Do you have any qualifications other than being a man?	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2659	Our house flooded.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
2660	I’m not sure this is necessary	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2661	This is just classic Osteichthyes discrimination Sir!!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2662	You couldn't wait another two million years?	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2663	You know we can swim, right? Is that soy sauce in your other hand?	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2664	How long will it take to get our sea legs?	1.2018	0.04855	114	97	11	6
2665	Moses or no Moses, we're doomed outta water.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2666	Me and the Missus liked it better when it was raining.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2667	You’re taking this white savior thing a little too far, bro.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2668	He’s a male.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2669	File this under "Unclear on the concept."	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
2670	Rainbow trout. Nice!	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2671	We’d really appreciate a ride upstream this year	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
2672	Noah, don’t forget our wooden plaque mounts and extra AA batteries!	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2673	We're FISH, you could have left us behind.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2674	But we paid extra!	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2675	Maybe you should pay more attention to your Groupon account.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2676	Have you seen the size of those falls? Not happening.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2677	It is time to bait or cut fish....	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2678	Catfished? Whaddya mean we got catfished?	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2679	The ventilation is terrible, it smells fishy.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
2680	You know she’s my sister, don’t you?	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
2681	Before we debark, is it possible to get another complimentary bottle of water?	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2682	Pssst, don't tell him we're spawning.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2683	If our quarters will be the ship's bathroom sink, we'll take our chances in the flood.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2684	You've got cats, you've got seals...we'll take our chances with the water.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2685	Hey man, you ignorant of the expression: like a fish out of water? Being with the wife doesn’t make it any better.	1.2000	0.04020	100	80	20	0
2686	Sod off, we're going back in the water.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2687	We live in the water, smart guy!	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2688	The others don't want us aboard. They say we're always carping.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2689	We don't need no stinkin' ark! But make sure you take the eagles, bears and bagel makers with you.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
2690	You told us there would be plenty of fish in the sea!	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2691	Please just leave us in the water Noah. He wants you to change your "Locks"…not your "Lox".	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2692	You really haven't thought this through.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2693	We paid for a boat with a pool. Give us back our deposit.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2694	And on the sixth day God created pescatarians”	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2695	We	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2696	Hey, Moses, did you ever hear the phrase ‘like a fish outta water?’	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2697	We’re not going if you keep us on the poop deck	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2698	The flood's made of water"?! Oh, so I guess if a flood of land was coming you wouldn't be scared	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2699	Does the phrase "a fish out of water" ring a bell, Noah?	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2700	We refuse to come aboard unless you bring two loaves.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2701	OK, you take two of every species. But, we like water!	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2702	What, we're supposed to skip a free cruise?	1.2000	0.05318	100	86	8	6
2703	So what happened to the dang loaves??	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2704	And who made you the gatekeeper?	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2705	Seriously?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2706	Get a grip man. Flood or no flood, we'd rather stay in the water!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2707	No,we're not going to roe your boat!	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2708	Hey Noah, thanks anyway but we won't need to be protected from the flood.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2709	We’ll just take our chances…	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2710	Sorry, but we're thinking earth may be better off without you.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2711	I'm a hermaphrodite. You don't actually have to take him too.	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2712	You'd better have a pond in there!	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
2713	We weren’t sure we would be welcome. We feel like fish out of water.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2714	I don’t know, man, this flood stuff sounds pretty good to me.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2715	No buffets? I’m already dreading this cruise.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2716	I said "LOCKS" for the doors	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2717	We don’t believe that the early bird got both of our worms.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
2718	We’d rather sleep outside!	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2719	We're not boarding until you ditch the bagels	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2720	Don’t need to force your agenda on us.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2721	How about a "heads up" when we were still on the water?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2722	I need salt water,He wants fresh	1.2000	0.05136	105	90	9	6
2723	Wouldn't it be easier for everybody if we just meet you there?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2724	Explain this to me like I'm 5.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2725	I learned in school not to get on a boat with a stranger.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2726	Seriously? Water, water everywhere and not a drop to ... No really. Seriously?	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2727	You should have left us with the unicorns.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2728	If we say we are are gay, can we bring two more friends?	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2729	Oooo, it’s Friday Fish Night!”	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2730	hey Noah, this ark thing really isn't for us.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2731	What do you mean, you're sold out?	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
2732	Let 'em all drown, Noah. Then we can evolve into land animals.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2733	I know you’ve got a job to do, but quite frankly a flood is not a big deal to us.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
2734	Thanks anyway, we're happy where we were.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2735	Well, this sucks.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2736	Just the bathtub. You’ll still have the whole outdoor shower.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2737	There's something a little fishy about this trip.	1.2000	0.05519	95	82	7	6
2738	I need to talk to someone about our accommodations.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2739	We're puzzled why fish should join and why you want us with the bears.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2740	I really don’t want to put your job at risk, but she’s just not that into me.	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2741	370 days on the water , and you're leaving us here?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2742	What do mean, Only for guys with lungs? That is really racist!	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2743	Don't ask me, we booked this on line.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2744	I'm staying in the water and at the end we'll see who was right.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2745	I think there’s been a mistake, our tickets were for Noah’s Ark-quarium	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2746	We’d prefer to take our chance on the flood”	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
2747	If we’re gonna teach man how to fish we’re gonna need more than two.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
2748	An ounce of prevention …	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2749	To be frank, we had planned on alternative transportation.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2750	Come along for the ride, He said	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2751	You brought bagels?!	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2752	Blub blub blub-blub!	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2753	I told you to stay in the ballast with the rest of the invasive species	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2754	We’re gonna need a room with ocean view	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2755	Of course we don’t NEED to get on, but we’ve been looking forward to a couples’ getaway for ages.	1.1985	0.03880	136	112	21	3
2756	We don't like our odds out in the rainwater.	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
2757	Whose brilliant idea was this?	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2758	Nice try Mr. Noah but we know we’re dinner.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2759	Thanks, but we'd rather stay here.	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
2760	Noah, What the hell??	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2761	Noah, the part about the flood sounds great. Let’s instead meet here then.	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
2762	We can use a hand here	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
2763	He's cheating! He swallowed 3 goldfish.	1.1983	0.04638	121	103	12	6
2764	One of us is supposed to get pardoned.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
2765	C’mon! You let the dragons in, but not us!?	1.1983	0.04638	121	103	12	6
2766	Under the circumstances, please don't throw us back.	1.1983	0.04777	116	99	11	6
2767	He gave you a brain for a reason!	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2768	You know, a flood doesn't really worry us.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2769	You snooze, you lose!	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2770	Keep away from our eggs in the water - the bible says nothing about 'roe' vs. 'wade.'	1.1983	0.04931	116	100	9	7
2771	You’re an anti-fishite	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2772	Were we really chosen or just chosen for the bears?	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
2773	This is hardly accessibility friendly	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2774	Sorry, we thought we were taking the evolution route	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2775	Dinner's cancelled, we've got no loaves	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2776	Let me get this straight, you want us out of the water?	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2777	Let us in, we're sleeping with the fishes	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2778	Please tell me sushi is not on the menu.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2779	How dare you push your beliefs on us!	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2780	look who finally showed up!	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2781	This motherfucker!	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
2782	Capricorn? Wouldn’t of guessed that	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2783	No, really, we're land fish now. It's called evolution. Let us in!	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2784	We booked a suite with full water service.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2785	Let's just say I'm a little suspicious that you have us bunking next to two lemons.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2786	You promise the bears are secured, right?	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2787	Only room for two of us? There are over 33,000 fish species, you religious moron.”	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
2788	You're supposed to get one male and one female, genius.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2789	I know God said, but we live in water, and I think you're going to eat us.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2790	We want to evolv. We figure this will speed up the process.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2791	[fish noises]	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2792	Of course we'll be fine, I'm just saying it'd be nice to have at least gotten the invitation.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2793	Yes, I know. Two of everything. But you didn't tell some of the two of everything that we were going to be dinner for the rest of the two of everything. And you call this an Ark	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2794	Look…I don’t even know the words to “Take me to the River”	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2795	No thanks. We don’t fancy our chances with the bears on board.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2796	I’ve got a bad feeling about this”	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2797	You tell God He can kiss my fish ass!	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2798	Actually, I think floods are great!	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2799	What part of "habitat" don't you understand?	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2800	We might be better off in the flood water.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2801	How about if we just follow along?	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2802	Avocado is $3.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2803	What do you mean ‘It doesn’t matter’ that’s he’s Atlantic and I’m Pacific?	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2804	I wouldn't advise eating us after what we've had to swim in.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2805	In the Beginning, there was sushi.	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2806	Let’s be clear; you need us more than we need you.	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2807	wherein is the breath of life", semantic nitpickin	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2808	Something tells me Noah has dinner plans for us	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
2809	Where’s the bread?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2810	I can’t believe that this never occurred to you.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2811	I am King Salomon	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2812	If it's all the same to you, we'll just meet you afterwards.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2813	Sorry Noah, she’s not my type.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2814	We're your Uber eats.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2815	Didn't really think that one through?	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2816	Trust me, you’ll be looking for a double rainbow.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2817	Worst Aquarium this right here	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2818	That will be the last time he tries to walk on water	1.1978	0.05682	91	79	6	6
2819	Look ‘Noah’… we were told our VIP package included top shelf cocktails AND the Jeep excursion to the ancient ruins.	1.1978	0.05682	91	79	6	6
2820	Yeah, I can sing "Don't Worry Be Happy" but do you really need a floor show?	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2821	God wants to save us from water?"	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2822	You really have no idea what you're doing, do you?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2823	Thanks for the lift. Now which way to the nearest body of water?	1.1969	0.04615	127	109	11	7
2824	We asked to get off at the marina	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
2825	Fish: " We can swim you know!" Man: " Oh I know, but its a 40 day trip and I gotta eat."	1.1967	0.04603	122	104	12	6
2826	You can’t Passover us!	1.1967	0.04454	122	103	14	5
2827	Let me explain again - fish like water.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
2828	My wife and I will not be left swimming around with all those sinners.	1.1967	0.03614	122	98	24	0
2829	I think we'll be okay.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2830	Hey, pal, we were doing just fine in the flood!	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
2831	Thank you Mr. Zark.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2832	You don't expect us to swim, do you?	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2833	We hope to evolve into amphibians before disembarking.	1.1966	0.03690	117	94	23	0
2834	No thanks. We'll take our chances.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2835	Terrible service, two stars	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2836	We want you to know before it's too late, there is a flaw in your plan.	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
2837	We were supposed to put our oxygen masks on first before assisting other passengers.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2838	The path ahead is fishy!	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2839	Get the hook?!	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
2840	We're spawning whether you like it or not.	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
2841	Well, Noah, what do we do now?	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2842	The plan is for you two to roe the boat!	1.1964	0.05048	112	97	8	7
2843	Any other options? It’s pretty smelly in there.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2844	Is an ark really better than a can?	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2845	Hey, isn’t it supposed to rain this week?	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
2846	Now do you believe in devolution?	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2847	For your convenience, complimentary water can be found beneath the hull.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2848	Are we lesser fish than 'the' Dolphins?	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2849	Now you're just padding the passenger list... Is God paying you by the head?	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2850	But we identify as antelope.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2851	Are the two bagles on board?	1.1963	0.05046	107	92	9	6
2852	So kind of you to have us for dinner.	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2853	Denied entry? Give me one good reason . . .	1.1963	0.05046	107	92	9	6
2854	We would have preferred the water.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2855	...and then, on top of everything else, I watched as a giraffe sneezed in the scrambled eggs and nobody lifted a finger.	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2856	Noah boards the salmon and cans the rest.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2857	We are the decorative fish.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2858	We want to wait for the miracle guy who has the loaves.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2859	We're confused. On or off.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2860	We know there are only two, but are they at least nightcrawlers?	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2861	Holy mackerel! Wanna bet holy Moses holy smokes us?	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2862	Could we get a window seat?	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2863	Dude, really?	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2864	Could we have a room with a leak please?	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2865	All existing species couldn’t suspend belief of us living out of water.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2866	'Sorry, sweetheart, he said we can't take your mom.'	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2867	Okay, we got the two by two bit, but would you mind running the rest of it by us one more time?	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2868	``You needed two fish. And the second one you picked was my wife?''	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2869	Listen, I'm sure it is lovely on the inside but I think we'll take our chances	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2870	Noah, not a good idea. We'll follow behind, I promise - then hook up with you later.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2871	Yea, in time, we fish shall be ascendant!	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2872	Hey, Noah, Schmooah, whatever your name is, your lack of water in the Ark seems a little fishy to me!	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2873	I told you, the unicorns have our tickets!	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2874	Water please, water.	1.1958	0.03748	143	118	22	3
2875	But you told us this was an “all you can drink” cruise!	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2876	Put us in with the Orthodox Crustaceans.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2877	Imagine if you and your best friend had to miss out on a boat show of biblical proportions.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2878	Is this really necessary? Floods are kind of our thing.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2879	Noah, please don't assume—aren't you going to ask, for my pronouns?!	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2880	Okay. We'll come, but only if you promise to sail upstream.	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2881	Wait, haven't you heard? We do it in the water!	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2882	Hey, man, you're thousand of years too early for the 'five-loaves-and-two-fishes' miracle."	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2883	Tell me again why we’re not allowed on board.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2884	Just don't seat us near the loaves.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2885	Schmuck! We're both male. Can't you tell the difference?	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2886	You made us miss our version of heaven.	1.1953	0.04445	128	109	13	6
2887	it wouldn't have been so bad if there weren't also two of every cat, bear, and hawk!	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
2888	The otters keep jumping in our tank	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
2889	We'll be invaluable when you head upstrem.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2890	For the love of God don't place us next to the bears please"	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
2891	Well, technically we’re divorced.	1.1949	0.03855	118	96	21	1
2892	What's the wifi password?	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
2893	Because forty days ago everybody was yelling 'Get on the boat! Get on the boat!', and my genius husband here said, 'Don't argue, Mabel, just get on the damn boat' ...	1.1947	0.04846	113	97	10	6
2894	We want the Kosher meal	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2895	Are you really nuts enough to think we couldn't survive a flood?	1.1947	0.04846	113	97	10	6
2896	What? No loaves? We're at the wrong party.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2897	I’m not mating with a sockeye.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2898	We EVOLVED fins to get AWAY from stuff like this...	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
2899	We'll sea.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2900	Okay, next time you BOTH will travel in first class.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2901	I’m on the guest list. This is my plus one”.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2902	So who are we going to be sharing the tank with?	1.1944	0.05002	108	93	9	6
2903	I want to speak to your superior.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2904	Now what do we do?!	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2905	In the clash of cliches, we’re out of water, but he’s in hot water.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
2906	I'd give my right pectoral fin for a flood right now!	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
2907	Don't kid youself-even Jesus ate fish!	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2908	Hey, why don't you put us in a can, make us feel at home.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2909	I dunno - figure it out, dude, they’re YOUR rules.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2910	Don’t even THINK about saying ‘one fish, two fish’!	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2911	Someone’s getting fired.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2912	Once again, my husband has overreacted.	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
2913	. . .Really?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2914	Two of each species does not mean two male mackerels, Noah!	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2915	And he told you he was saving us from the flood?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2916	Two by two my arse! Don't make eye contact, he knows those last two elephants were a mistake....	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
2917	How big a pool will you provide on board?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2918	Always going against the flow.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
2919	Can I speak to the manager?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2920	We caught a case of FOMO, I guess	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2921	We heard you had a pool on board	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2922	For cod's sake, we can swim!	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2923	I told you we would be too early	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2924	Do we really have to be in the boat?	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2925	”Just remember to throw us back in after it rains.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2926	We appreciate being released but don't you see a problem here?	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2927	You’re going the wrong way! I can smell it.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2928	There is a conflict of interest here, Noa.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2929	About the accommodations…	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2930	Fishers of men. Hadda try	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2931	It's a Sicilian message.	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
2932	We're booked in a pool suite.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
2933	Could you drop us off in the Red Sea? Our son’s school is near there.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2934	Wherre's your other half?	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2935	Yes, I agree, it is a bit unorthodox. But, when you think about it, who else can turn on the lights when the Sabbath comes around?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2936	Dude, Leave us... We'll be fine.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2937	Something is awful fishy about this idea.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2938	Whaddaya say Noah that we two follow along under the ark instead of on board?	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
2939	Well, we really need you, Good Friday is just around the corner	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2940	Don’t try to impose your weird religion on us!	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2941	Another reason why it doesn’t make sense.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2942	Fine, we'll stay - but I'd better not see ONE line in the water or I'm calling the union.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
2943	I knew there was something fishy about Noah’s “yacht”	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2944	Hey,Noah! Use that magic wand	1.1933	0.04665	119	102	11	6
2945	We're already missing the flood, the least you could do is not put us next to the bears.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2946	Looks like Noah is a few brivks short of a ziggurat.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2947	At least the cruise will have lox at breakfast.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2948	I’m sorry, but If you give a man a fish, there’s just no way he can eat for 40 days.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2949	We want separate rooms.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2950	We can't perpetuate earth by being " fish out of water", Noah!!!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2951	40 days and 40 nights in the lounge only? You’re killing us, Mo.	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
2952	Well the Lord did say "ALL the beasts of the earth"	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
2953	I'm sorry boys, literally everyone else voted for a ramp instead of a ladder	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2954	Ya fool, we belong in the water. Kevin Murphy Thornhill, Ontario, Canada murphykevin@rogers.com	1.1932	0.05796	88	77	5	6
2955	Do you really think this is necessary?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2956	We hope a bear doesn't eat us.	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
2957	Ok,if you bring bagels you’ll can come in	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
2958	Ugh, Spectrum?	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2959	You’re in charge here? We have notes.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2960	Of course, were Nova!	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2961	Something about this is mighty suspicious.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2962	Just so's you know, I'll be swimming upstream all the way	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2963	What happened to the fully submersible experience?	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2964	YOU FORGOT WATER, YOU OLD MAN !	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2965	Actually, I should have been paired with a nicely chilled Pinot Noir.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2966	No thanks....They're packed like darn sardines in there!	1.1927	0.03795	109	88	21	0
2967	Of course, you know we're going to stink after three days?	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2968	Can it with the 'last two fish in the world' stuff, dude.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
2969	Trust us, you're going to need two of us. And two sesame, two poppy seed, two egg, two everything...	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2970	with all the fish in the sea how'd you wind up with one so ugly....anyway, there's never too much water, so throw me back!	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2971	We are not getting on this ark without red fish and blue fish.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2972	Ok, you can come but we’re not going upstream	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2973	You’re late! You’re not the only ark in town ,you know?	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2974	Don’t worry about us, we’ll be okay.	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
2975	Rescue us? From a flood? And you're the Big Guy's best guy?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2976	Any fish in the sea? Noah, this is my sister!	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
2977	What the hell is water?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2978	Either both of you go, or neither of you go.	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
2979	We're just supposed to take your word for it?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2980	Come on, you would make room if we were sardines.	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
2981	So I guess yesterday was a bad day to file for divorce?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2982	I get it, but WE need water IN the Ark.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2983	We understand that the water levels will be going up soon.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2984	Does this thing have lifejackets?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2985	We should school you on this whole two by two thing.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2986	The loaves are still in the oven.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2987	You want us to swim along side. And Keep up. And hopefully survive. And what are you going to do about Sharks, and Killer whales. Not to mention the whales.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2988	We don't need this, we'll be swimming soon."	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2989	No aquarium? Haven't you heard of catch and release?	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2990	The staff feels a little offensive.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2991	You are to be served….not saved.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2992	Let them eat each other and let us go.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2993	He’s sulking because he prefers champagne.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2994	Be patient Halibut is next through the shoot.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2995	I assumed you guys would be fine IN the water?	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2996	Sorry, Noah, I ate the two goldfish you sent in after us.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2997	We'll swim if you don't mind.	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
2998	Captain, access laws require a fish LADDER!	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2999	Don’t you think he meant two of every land animal?	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3000	She doesn't feel comfortable sitting in the exit row.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3001	I'm beginning to think you haven't thought this whole ark thing through.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3002	God forbid you make an exception, Noah!	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3003	When you're ready to cast off,Cap'n, the Mrs. And I will just swim along behind.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3004	When's the shuttle to the beach?	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3005	See you Friday night.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3006	You were supposed to follow the other brick road	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3007	Thanks for the invite, but I think we prefer to just stay home.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3008	We want out… The flood is looking very good for us.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3009	Maybe I didn’t read the notice… but you let us in or I’m telling a couple of whales I know.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3010	How exactly are you saving us? I don't see any water.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3011	Yes, we're a breeding pair. Our wedding song was Salmon Chanted Evening.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3012	We predict no rain for thirty days!	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3013	This isn’t going to smell good after 40 days.	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
3014	We'd like to check out the accommodations first.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3015	C'mon Sharon. We're taking our business to Carnival cruises.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3016	I thought you said no meat on Fridays during lent?! What am I to you…a carrot?!	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3017	Holy mackerel that's vengeful.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3018	Your best bet - probably NOT in the ark, carp.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3019	I understand how you feel about being left out, but the tank I ordered from Amazon hasn't arrived yet and we can't wait much longer!	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3020	Give me a break. I know you've got tartar sauce.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3021	Yea sure! You wanted to go on a cruise before we swim upstream and die.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3022	Moses, I've never been in a hallucination before. So tell me, is this the Love Boat?	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
3023	Did I catch the bears sneaking bagels on board?	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
3024	So? Yes we are both girls, but Sarah is full of fertilized eggs..	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
3025	We asked for a room with a bath!	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
3026	We’re looking for a guy named Noah. He’s gotta talk to the ROA (Reef Owner’s Association) to explain this situation.	1.1909	0.04917	110	95	9	6
3027	Hmmm…. Which one is not farmed?	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
3028	Hey freak, we're not getting into your MF'n smoker!	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
3029	Two one-way tickets please	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3030	Would you mind dropping us off upriver?	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3031	And you're sure everyone agrees that fish are friends, not food?	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3032	The loaves? We assumed they were for us.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3033	We’ll have still	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3034	Did we really need to be here?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3035	Sorry! Wrong trick! The water should be back to normal in a minute.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3036	Aside from the fact we actually enjoy a good flood now and then, we don’t really need to be together to do you-know-what.	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
3037	Can you just leave us the worms and we will be all set.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3038	Do you have anything here to eat?	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
3039	Thanks, but I think we can manage on our own.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3040	You may not have planned this out as well as you thought	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3041	Look,if you throw us back in,we’ll make sure you catch a boatload for that wedding in Cana. Throw in some wine, too	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3042	Sal, are you awake? I think there is a glitch in the simulation?	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3043	The coelacanth got the last space in the aquarium	1.1905	0.04323	126	107	14	5
3044	We prefer to swim Noah, we don’t trust those Pelicans	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3045	Explain again how the ark benefits us.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3046	I'm having difficulty explaining this to my partner.	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
3047	Noticing that your ark has not been equipped with a pool, sorry, but we don't believe you've thought your strategy all the way through, old nan...	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
3048	I still say you should have left us where we were.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3049	I’m such a sucker for a good hook	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
3050	There’s no special seating because you’re Pisces.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3051	Really? YOU need a ride?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3052	What the heck do you mean, no room?	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
3053	What happened to the loaves?	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
3054	What do you mean, “our private pool is not ready”?	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
3055	Mike? Mike from Tampa Bay? Is that you?	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
3056	Forty days and forty whats?	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3057	Just because we're rainbow trout, don't expect us to last 40 days, Einstein.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3058	I think we'll wait for the next ark. Maybe it has a pool.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3059	Hey Noah, I think you are overthinking the assignment.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3060	This new theology is out of my depth.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3061	What a bureaucratic nightmare and a waste of our time. Zero stars!	1.1900	0.05064	100	86	9	5
3062	Lord knows we need to eliminate the invasive species	1.1900	0.03943	100	81	19	0
3063	No,we do NOT know where to get wasabi.	1.1900	0.05064	100	86	9	5
3064	What do you mean we're on our own? We need salt water.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3065	You'll need more than just the two of us to feed that hungry mob.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3066	Well, we're here, so where are the five loaves?	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
3067	Let’s go Susan. When he said he wanted the Fish for dinner, I think he meant lower case F.	1.1900	0.05064	100	86	9	5
3068	‘On second thought… I think we’ll wait this one out.’	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3069	What’re you, stupid?	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
3070	Get us in water quick or salmon will cease to exist.	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
3071	You should have just left us where you found us, genius!	1.1897	0.04567	116	99	12	5
3072	No spawning? I was told there would be spawning.	1.1897	0.04567	116	99	12	5
3073	No, I didn't pack your cruise wear, but this is not that type of voyage.	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
3074	Our room definitely does not have a leak!	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
3075	Does the concept of a flood elude you?	1.1897	0.04567	116	99	12	5
3076	Yesterday we had the world, tomorrow we’re canned tuna.”	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3077	Wait till he sees the T-Rex	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3078	If it sockeye with you, we'll sit this one out.	1.1895	0.05247	95	82	8	5
3079	Yo…Noah… two-by-two, my fucking left fin... Are we here to amuse you?! Do we look like “any living thing that creepeth upon the earth?!!” God, fucking, no!!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3080	Do you have an aquarium on-board?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3081	This feels counterproductive.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
3082	Sir, you're blocking our escape route!	1.1895	0.05247	95	82	8	5
3083	We're going to need some special modifications.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3084	No...we don't want to sit in an exit row...	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3085	Go ahead and let in a bunch of worms. We’ll make room.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3086	So you expect us to believe God commanded you to try a pescatarian lifestyle for a year or so?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3087	Oh, LORD, could you have picked somebody with a higher IQ?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3088	Hey, wait a minute, she’s not Chinook!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3089	Heading upstream?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3090	I hope you like sushi.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
3091	You will love us man, we are Pisces, not Friday night dinner!	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
3092	Well, you now have your fishes..where are the loaves?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3093	Can we ride on top?	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
3094	Worst cruise ever! No swimming pool and the ship wreaked of Pelican breath.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3095	Thanks but we'll take the ocean.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3096	Isn’t this about “In the Bible, Jesus performs a miracle feeding about 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish in Matthew 14:17-19. The miracle is also known as the "miracle of the five loaves and two fish".? If so, my caption is: “Buy 2, get 5,000”	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
3097	We won't be boarding until we see the dinner menu.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3098	Thanks, but we'll take our chances out there!	1.1889	0.05674	90	79	5	6
3099	You can walk the plank or sleep with the fishes. Not both.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
3100	Amphibian my foot!	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
3101	If your need an umbrella, I Noah guy.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
3102	Tell me again, why two of every animal, yet five loaves of bread?	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
3103	We learned about your ark in school.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
3104	They say there’s so many, but really, it’s just the two of us.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3105	I identify as a land mammal.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
3106	No, we didn't come here looking for a ride. We just want to know where you keep the worms.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3107	Now put us in the water, and you'll be all set.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
3108	We’ll just swim along outside, thank you. I don’t like the looks of that aquarium in the galley.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
3109	If you try to hang us out to dry, you’re gonna get smoked.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3110	You had your chance with Noah.	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
3111	Yes we have a tub and no,you are not on the menu.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3112	I thought I told you 'it's me and Tony, or none of your baloney!	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3113	Thanks for nothing, you moron! We are both males!	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
3114	Yea, we ate the other fish, what's it to ya?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3115	Yes, we’re kosher!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3116	It's gonna rain, anyway! Why can't we get laid on board?	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
3117	This is what we get with the WannaSwimAway package?	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
3118	Well, God thought the world needed one of us too.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
3119	Necessary or not, it would've been nice to get a courtesy invite.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3120	Aren't we exempt? It's a flood.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
3121	Would "In the Wake" count?	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
3122	Out of the frying pan and into the fire	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
3123	We started out as a couple, but we've decide to part ways.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3124	What does God mean by gillty as charged?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3125	He acts like he's never seen two red herrings.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3126	This isn't what our travel agent promised.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3127	Yes, 'Sol and Ella'. We used to run a diner.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3128	How doe we flippin' get up there, Mac?	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
3129	''That's it, we're done, fin-ished!''	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3130	Hey, we're freshwater fish!	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
3131	I'm telling you for the last time; its fishes and bread or getting on this Ark.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3132	Any of the other forty days would have been better than this.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
3133	We're not going to carp about the ark,but we'd be better off not joining you Noah.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
3134	The boat is full. You two swim along, and populate the sea. We will need sustenance for those aboard	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3135	I think we will be safer here. We will take our chances. Is that salt and pepper in your pocket?	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3136	We’re going to need a below-deck cabin with as many leaks as possible.	1.1881	0.05211	101	88	7	6
3137	Get him a couple of loaves, he’ll show you a trick.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3138	Age before beauty Noah!	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3139	Wait, wait, wait…you guys aren’t on until Act 2.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
3140	What the f*** is a pescatarian?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3141	Fine, it is FOMO, you’re right.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
3142	I hear there’s an infinity pool below deck.	1.1880	0.04691	117	101	10	6
3143	I think we’ve been catfished into tomorrows gravlax.	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
3144	Like Noah man, you got to let us on your ark. We are farm raised and can’t handle the wild.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
3145	Uh, couldn't you just have left us to fend for ourselves?	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
3146	I got shotgun.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
3147	We weren't expecting our room to be next to the bears.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3148	Are there any pescetarians on board?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3149	We found the accommodations lacking both ambiance and water.	1.1875	0.05196	96	83	8	5
3150	Quick question. When is the first Throwback Thursday?	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
3151	Thanks, but the flood is more suitable to our breathing apparatus.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3152	If we don't get water soon pal, we're going to make a stink about it with your boss!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3153	Forget the floating deathtrap - flood sounds great!	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3154	Sorry. We just remembered we’re fish.	1.1875	0.05196	96	83	8	5
3155	No! No! We were okay in the water!	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
3156	Nice try, Dummy, now put us back in the water.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3157	But I still think this makes absolutely no sense!	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3158	She says, "Agonis, let's get there early to beat the crowd. Now what?"	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3159	Look, we crawled onto land. And all the way here. Can't you make an exception? It's my wife's birthday.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3160	Giving you an opportunity to rethink putting us in an enclosed space with a bunch of murderers.	1.1875	0.05403	96	84	6	6
3161	We are not mammals yet but we will be at the end of the flood	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3162	Whaddya mean, we can swim for it ourselves?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3163	Can you tell the DJ there’s not enough bass on this cruise?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3164	Yo, Noah! I’m Gefilte and she’s Sable. We’ll need H2O, preferably Evian or Polar Spring.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
3165	We were expecting to disembark on Mount Ararat, not at the Ark Museum in Kentucky.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3166	Let us on. We know the best fishing holes.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3167	Wait, did you say there’s a flood coming?	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
3168	Somebody is missing the point here.	1.1869	0.03786	107	87	20	0
3169	So, on Fridays, you don't eat meat, there are two sharks, two otters, two bears, and what else?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3170	Yeah, it's called a throuple ... and we're NOT happy you're the reason it broke up.	1.1869	0.05165	107	94	6	7
3171	Any room for our bicycles?	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
3172	Hi. My name's Big Mouth Billy. Do y'all have any wall space left on this ark?	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3173	Where’s Jeremiah? The bullfrog. He was a good friend of mine.	1.1869	0.04992	107	93	8	6
3174	I’m telling you ya it’s NOT us…the Lox’s live two rivers over! Near the bakery.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3175	Considering your mode of transportation, is it really necessary to have fish out of water?	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
3176	We could have just met you here.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
3177	I know he's a trout and I'm a salmon but we can make it work!	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3178	The least you can do is comp us the trip	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3179	What makes you think we all know how to swim?	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
3180	Just another flaw in the fable.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
3181	I only have room for one	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
3182	I thought evolution would happen gradually?!	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
3183	How's the indoor swimming facilities?	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
3184	I understand why we didn’t get an invite, but an invite would have been nice	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
3185	Only way I'm going is if you promise to let us in when Jesus turns water into wine	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
3186	We'd like a room on the lower level with ensuite and tub please!	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3187	Does this mean we have to cancel our vacation to Alaska?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3188	Our travel agent worked on commission	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3189	The ad said an oceanside view.	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
3190	What is it about the concept of marine life you don't get?	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
3191	Nice job, Mr ' I dont need to ask anybody for directions"'	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3192	Wait, he said we're on our own for this one?	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
3193	There is no more room, just swim alongside until something opens up.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3194	Look, we're just spawning and will not row.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3195	We were told our room would have a balcony.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
3196	Whadda ya mean 'which one's the girl'?	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3197	You're gonna need to build a bigger boat.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3198	We’re anadromous, but some of our catadromous friends are asking — will this flood be fresh water or salt water?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3199	FYI we’re polyamorous, Noah…	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3200	Call it homophobic, but you can see my dilemma.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3201	Thanks for the invite. We would rather take our chances in the water.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
3202	Considering you don't eat pork, one might assume you'd have left that sea for us to cross.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3203	This is going to look SO fake on your Tinder profile!	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
3204	No, uh, you're not listening. This isn't our story. They said there'd be 5000 people!	1.1858	0.04795	113	98	9	6
3205	Sorry Swimmers, not welcome	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
3206	Actually, we're looking forward to more rain!	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3207	Did you forget us?	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3208	These seats are only first class if you get this boat in the water!	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3209	Flood? I got no problem with that.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3210	I would urge you to think for yourself from time to time.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3211	I keep egging her on,but she's carping about her plaice.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3212	You assured us this trip would have a happy ending!	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3213	This makes NO sense. I don’t care if the orders came from higher up.	1.1856	0.05146	97	84	8	5
3214	No,we need to mate first and THEN die.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3215	This is so wrong. Number one, floods are fun. Number two, she's my sister.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3216	Sorry, Noah. But this cruise is already over-booked. Is a refund out of the question?	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3217	We're both male and he can't talk.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3218	Hey, you don't want us--we're from the farm. Just drop us off at the farm.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3219	Thanks for the invitation, but we predict a real growth in housing market in the near future, so we are good	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3220	Missing: Five loaves of bread	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3221	He’s sparing us?	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
3222	Be gentle when checking who is male or female.	1.1855	0.04340	124	106	13	5
3223	I think I’ve just been catfished	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
3224	Where are our accommodations, Noah"	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3225	Not so fast! Our great god, Piscious, said there's supposed to be a pair of your kind	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
3226	Just think about this for a minute, Noah.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3227	I understand the saying "father knows best". However there is another saying that starts out "a fish out of water...."!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3228	There's something fishy about the doomsday scenario you're prepping for...	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3229	What did you mean, lox?	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3230	Hey dude, I'm a sockeye, he's a chinook. Never gonna happen!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3231	I guess we all just look alike to you people	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
3232	Leave us alone you maniac!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3233	Hey buddy, your matchmaking skills are somewhat to be desired!	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
3234	Tell the Boss we refuse to evolve according to plan.	1.1852	0.04770	108	93	10	5
3235	My wife and I would like your finest oceanview suite.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
3236	We’re saltwater fish, so giddy up boat boy.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3237	He means well, but he's not too bright.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3238	No, not carp! I ordered wall-to-wall CARPETING!	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
3239	Hey Noah,you going to get us some water?	1.1849	0.04769	119	104	8	7
3240	HOLY MACKEREL! This guy’s a speciesist.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3241	If the wind dies down, we can help to roe.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3242	First you save us, then invent the bagel	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
3243	Is this the upstream or downstream ark?	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3244	We prefer to NOT sit next to the bears!	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
3245	Listen,We think we think we got on the wrong boat.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3246	We heard about your cruise and, well, we had FOMO	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
3247	Your descendents will honor you for the caviar.	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
3248	Dude, throw us back.	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
3249	we prefer salt water, do you have any on board?	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
3250	Two worms? Around here? Haven't seen 'em	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
3251	But, we love the water!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3252	Don't you think this is a little ridiculous?	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3253	What kinda business are you running? I think we'll be safer out here thank you very much.	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
3254	Got a bathtub?	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3255	Enough of the "fish out of water" jokes.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
3256	We now have zero confidence in your judgment.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
3257	What do you mean 'each individual roe counts as one passenger!?'	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3258	Yeah,yeah,yeah,we get it,global deluge,blah,blah,blah. But uh,you still have to be ADA compliant.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
3259	You’re sure we’re not food for the bears?	1.1845	0.04926	103	89	9	5
3260	On second thought, we’ll stay on the farm.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
3261	Going our way?	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
3262	Can you believe this guy, stranding us on a tub of mouth-breathers to save us from drowning!	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
3263	Grizzly bears? I’m taking my chances with the flood.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
3264	Why did it have to be her?	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
3265	Is there a freshwater pool onboard?	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
3266	We're not going because A. We're not wicked and B. We can swim	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
3267	You could do with just one of us if you’re pressed for space. Read ahead to volume 2 and you’ll see that there’s this guy whose specialty is multiplying fish.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
3268	You said this was an under 30 cruise.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3269	Well, then, maybe He should’ve been more specific.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3270	We can feed thousands if you put us in a basket with a couple of loaves.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
3271	Don’t lose our bags this time, okay?	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
3272	I said I wanted to read Psalms on Board	1.1839	0.05551	87	76	6	5
3273	Talking fish don't qualify.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
3274	Stop carping and just run the bath.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
3275	Build a fish ladder, fer Chrissakes...we're SALMON!	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
3276	We took an Uber - now what?	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
3277	On top of mountain? You couldn't have dropped us off when we pulled the string?!	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
3278	I'm not carping, but we could use some water here.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
3279	OK, Noha, we will get on if you assure us that's not a fishing pole."	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
3280	Like a fish out of water… I couldn’t help myself, you walked right into it.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
3281	You couldn't think to let us out at high tide?	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
3282	Be honest, are we bear food?	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
3283	Don't worry guys. the tide is coming in"	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
3284	You have no right to judge my gender.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
3285	You want to save mammals, birds and reptiles, so why not us?	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
3286	This isn't the fish ladder we had in mind.	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
3287	We do have the advantage of being locally sourced	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
3288	Seriously, Noah? How about next time you worry about the unicorns and let the fish fend for themselves! Schmuck!	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3289	For this to work, we gotta go upstream.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3290	I’m not doubting your intel—I’m just saying this ‘great flood’ sounds more like it’s your problem than ours.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
3291	Holy mackerel ! No water .	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3292	I hate to carp, but shouldn't we be waiting outside the ark in that dry stream bed?	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3293	We're the two who don't like fish out of water stories.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3294	I have Noah idea what you’re talking about - oh! I’ll be here for the entire cruise, folks!	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
3295	Would it be okay if we hung out in the pool?	1.1828	0.04030	93	76	17	0
3296	We get the concept but you need to rethink the lack of ice or refrigeration angle.	1.1828	0.05501	93	82	5	6
3297	I think you have the wrong fish, we've never even heard of this Lox you keep talking about.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3298	Nuts. One’s farmed and one’s wild	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3299	If you refuse to take us, we WILL be the only fish in the sea!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3300	Come on, up you go. .	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3301	My good man, could you direct us to the deck where the bar is located?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3302	I thought you were supposed to walk ON water	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3303	Come next flood, thou shalt go on ice.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3304	Don't you repent creating crude oil?	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3305	I know “science” isn’t trending yet, but we might be better off in the water? And… she’s my sister.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3306	The only reason we're here is because we thought that thing was a worm	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3307	Oh no, a flood. That's so scary. See ya later old man.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3308	Did you say famine? We thought you said salmon.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3309	Wait, wait - you’re forgetting the unicorns.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3310	Just to be clear, exactly how many loaves will we be bringing?	1.1827	0.05069	104	91	7	6
3311	Fish: 'You forgot something. Two buckets of water!'	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3312	Noah, is it you our uber driver?	1.1827	0.04882	104	90	9	5
3313	Jesus said he needed five—where are Tom,Carl and Derek?	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3314	Your grand gesture destroyed a beautifully tight knit school.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3315	I think we're on the wrong ship. I'm Jack. She's Rose...	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3316	Didn’t you read the instructions?? ‘Just add water’ Come on!! It’s not hard!	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3317	Forty days and forty nights on this boat, and now you tell us we still have to swim upstream? Two stars on ‘Yelp’ for you!	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
3318	Sorry, but we are not exclusive.	1.1826	0.04552	115	99	11	5
3319	You mean to say, He didn't tell you anything, anything at all about fish? He couldn't have meant all the animals, Noah. We know this is stressing you out but come on, think about it man!	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
3320	dfgsShsHSSH	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
3321	Yes, we are fish, but we are also animals. And by the way,God told us you'd be okay with this.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
3322	One fish two fish	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
3323	- And there is no WiFi! Outrageous!	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
3324	Thanks for the offer, but release us into the flood, please.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3325	Come on, we listened to your Dead Sea timeshare pitch. Let us on the cruise.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3326	Yeah, um... there may have been a bit of an oversight.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
3327	Next time you build a fish ladder maybe add some water! What are you 600 years old?!"	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3328	We like hanging out with the ducks.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
3329	Isn’t this thing supposed to be ADA compliant?	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
3330	Are you sure he said fish?	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
3331	We demand DEI on the Ark.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3332	You evolved from us. A free ride out of this mess is the least you can do.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
3333	We are both male fish. Did it ever occur to you, that could be a problem!!	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
3334	We're just tired of swimming.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
3335	Why do you keep asking for Tartar Sauce?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3336	Two by two but no water!	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
3337	This is discrimination!	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
3338	Is God going to end climate change?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3339	Are you the weatherman? Where’s the flood?	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
3340	Just don’t smoke us.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
3341	You said there’d be loaves.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3342	Perhaps you should review the instructions.	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
3343	Noah, Are we in, or are we dinner?	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
3344	Same sex, yes, but I’m questioning.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
3345	We’re freshwater fish with a low salinity tolerence. Which floor has the aquariums?	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
3346	We refuse to board until that Friday Night Fish Fry sign comes down.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
3347	Hey, why would we be going to the "big cat" section?	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
3348	Are you shittin´ me?	1.1810	0.04678	116	101	9	6
3349	We're freshwater fish and could use a little help here. Wait, you don't have a freshwater aquarium in there?	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
3350	Since when has religion cared about logic?	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
3351	Sir! This is NOT a rescue!	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
3352	Is this the one-way trip upstream?	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
3353	And you say our [in italics] story sounds fishy?	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
3354	Isn't this kind of redundant?	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
3355	If God wanted our species to survive, he wouldn't have let humans evolve to build boats of any kind.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3356	We'd rather not go.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3357	Flood, schemed. Toss us back.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
3358	Noah, really? It smells like mammal in there!	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
3359	Moaning and screaming in the next room; bears hanging fishhooks on our doorknob; scads of bunnies running through the halls. We want a free room upgrade with complementary snack bar."	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
3360	We really were looking for a place with a pool	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
3361	You’re not selling a timeshare, are you?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3362	Gefilte?	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
3363	Thanks for the offer Noah, but Sally and I kind of have to do our own trip to keep our species around after this flood.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3364	We demand equal rights for aquatics.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3365	My wife is afraid of deep water.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3366	I'm sorry, the pool onboard is closed due to a chemical imbalance.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3367	I am a fish	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
3368	This is a classic fish out of water tale.	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
3369	Why, Noah? We're fine with the water thing!	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3370	We'd prefer an aquarium for two.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
3371	Just as the good book described: one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3372	What do you mean you don't have enough water?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3373	WE'RE READY TO DELIVER BUT THE LOAVES ARE YOUR PROBLEM!	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3374	By the way this is not a fish ladder.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3375	What do you mean, catch and release?	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
3376	Do we really have to get in?	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
3377	I wanted to visit the Red Sea, but no…she insisted on a cruise instead.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
3378	That’s quite a story you got there Noah; but if it’s all the same to you we’ll just take our chances with the rain	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3379	We can swim, we'll stay here.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3380	We creepeth not upon the earth, we swimmeth in the sea.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3381	If you had told us you were going to park on the land, we would have grown feet instead of fins	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
3382	Not my problem.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
3383	Does this thing stop at Evolution?	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
3384	This is not necessary	1.1800	0.03861	100	82	18	0
3385	Cut a guy a break will ya?	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3386	We're not gonna be dinner, are we?	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
3387	Just drop us off at the Pacific, Noah.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3388	May I request we be seated next to the dinosaurs?	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3389	We’re not boarding until you give us a room far away from the galley!	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
3390	Do you need scouts?	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3391	I wouldn’t wait for the small boy anymore. Just put in a DoorDash order for the 5 loaves already.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3392	Our tank needs cleaning.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
3393	Flopping all around does not change the fact that you chose to travel economy.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
3394	You can just drop us off anywhere.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3395	Save us - Oh, you work for him?	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
3396	We're OK. It's supposed to be the fire NEXT time.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3397	This is not a Wilderness Society approved fish ladder.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3398	I told you we shouldn’t teach the man how to fish.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3399	„And that's exactly why you weren't invited to our pool party.“	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3400	We refuse to be watered down.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3401	Thank God,this ark is ADA compliant.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3402	What is this fear about a nice big waterfall ?	1.1798	0.05434	89	78	6	5
3403	Does it matter that we’re gay?	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3404	Your boat is in the way of us swimming upstream to spawn	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
3405	Not only are we both male, Noah, but water is our natural habitat	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3406	The pool is closed. Why are we still being charged the "resort fee"?	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3407	Look, I don't want to be that guy, but wouldn't it make more sense for us to wait it out?	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3408	There is something fishy going on here because we are still around.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3409	We specifically requested the gluten free option!	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
3410	Sorry, Noah, she ate the loaves!"	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
3411	We're not going in there until you fix the pool!	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
3412	You're not helping!	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
3413	You two have the makings of a miracle.	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
3414	I dunno. Lots of bears and cats on board. You know we're fish, right?	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
3415	Spawn and die they say.	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
3416	ok, we'll go as long as there aren't any pescatarians on board	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
3417	You didn’t tell me there would be BEARS in the holy land!	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
3418	Gee, thanks for saving us FROM THE WATER, you nimrod!	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3419	Give us a break, Noah!	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
3420	Anti-fishist pig!	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3421	We can't swim!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3422	Do you even know what "diluvial" means?	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
3423	Really?!? Soo now what?!?!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3424	During the flood, we prefer to be on the open deck.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3425	I'm sorry. Who did you say referred you?	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3426	This'll be perfect for Fish Taco Tuesday!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3427	In retrospect, coming aboard was the wrong choice.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3428	We're Lox, why do you ask?	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
3429	Kindly direct us to the post-coital hospice suite	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3430	There's no way you can feed all those people with just us. Put us back in the lake.	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
3431	Ya know, a ladder would've been nice!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3432	This is outrageous, I'd like to speak to your manager.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
3433	Don't worry. There are wooden barrels of water on the Ark. One is just for you.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3434	Is spawning allowed? Otherwise we ain't climbing no ladder.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
3435	And why exactly do you have dominion over us, Einstein?	1.1791	0.04476	134	118	8	8
3436	Better check again. Does it look like we're "creeping things"?	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3437	Can you drop us off in the Sea of Galilee?	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
3438	Well it isn’t raining yet!	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
3439	Allow me to explain, catch-and-release.	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
3440	You don't have to do this. We're going to be fine.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
3441	What part of ‘everything will be covered with water’ did you not understand?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3442	So, right in the middle of the divorce,	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
3443	We thought you'd be familiar with universal design.	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
3444	Tripadvisor will hear about this.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3445	Hair so waavvy.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3446	Okay, let me see if I've got this straight. You rowed out into the middle of the ocean, waited endless hours until you spotted us, dredged us up from the bottom of the deep, and then dumped us here so you can save us from ... WATER??!!!	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3447	Talk about missing the boat.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3448	What do you mean we have to swim upstream to continue our species?	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
3449	Red fish, Blue Fish	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
3450	Two millennials for the land excursion please.	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
3451	I think we have an issue. Noah’s a pescatarian.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3452	And you're sure there's enough water?	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
3453	Sharks love floods	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
3454	This is one for the books!	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3455	Holy Mackerel Noah. You're really making me feel like a fish out of water."	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3456	She's packing 10,000 eggs. Take a sperm donation and set me free.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3457	Toss us back, she's expecting!	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
3458	You know what they say--Fish and guests stink in three days.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
3459	There are plenty of fish in the sea, honestly it’s a little crowded.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3460	Damn global warming	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3461	Uh, you do have a pool deck don’t you??	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3462	Why are we on the menu for two of the forty?	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3463	you don't need two of us	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3464	What's with the bagels and cream cheese in your right hand?	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
3465	We're stayin'	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3466	It’s a case of mistaken identity	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3467	Makes sense, why bothering swimming when you don’t have to, I get it!	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3468	A world full of water and you don't have a fish tank onboard?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3469	I know but it’s sooo much swimming.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3470	The grizzlies are waiting at the top, aren't they?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3471	Just one single end-user focus group could have headed this off, but it's rush rush rush all the time.	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
3472	We'll be fish out of water. And you'll be carrying coals to Newcastle."	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3473	You’ll love it, there’s a gym, a casino and even a smoking room” “Did Noah just say smoking room???	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3474	So what if we are largemouth bass? That doesn’t mean we are going to talk back to you on this voyage.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
3475	I think you can make an executive decision here.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
3476	You better not say "Holy Mackarel," so help me Yaweh!	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
3477	No luck. She forsook me and went for the guppy.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3478	So you're aiming for a fish out of water story?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3479	We'd like to see the menu first.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3480	Hey slick,what made you think we want refuge from the storm?	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
3481	On the countof three	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3482	Well, we identify as air breathers	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3483	Sure, we can use a ride, but if you're short for space, we'll be okay, and you can take the unicorns instead.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
3484	What do you mean,"All the aquariums are taken?	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3485	I guess I’m thankful he chose us, but why did he just order a dozen bagels?	1.1778	0.05377	90	79	6	5
3486	We could’ve swam!	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3487	Leave us behind. We know what to do!	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3488	Room for two? We identify ourselves now as land animals.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3489	Will there be loaves on board?	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3490	Thanks, but we won’t need a lift.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3491	Well I’m telling HIM that you forgot the aquarium	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3492	If you really want to save us, please keep the grizzly bears off the boat.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3493	Obviously you’re not properly staffed for this.	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
3494	It's a flood, Stupid.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3495	The early bird might get the worm,but the wise fisherman knows the stairs are the real shortcut to dinner.	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
3496	OK, genius, let's break it down. For starters, I'm non-binary....	1.1776	0.04753	107	93	9	5
3497	I don't mean to be ungrateful sir, but I think this is going to be counter-productive.	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
3498	We want to be treated fairly like the land animals	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3499	WHAT do you mean by “Salting” exactly ?	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
3500	It really smells like us in there.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3501	Unfortunately, and after careful consideration, we've decided not to proceed further with your application.	1.1776	0.04753	107	93	9	5
3502	One fish, two fish! Red fish, blue fish!	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3503	Does this ark go with or against the current?	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3504	But I identify as a Dachshund!	1.1772	0.04324	79	65	14	0
3505	Saving us from rainwater isn't a convincing argument.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3506	If you have a complaint you can place it with Karen downstairs	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3507	I kind of think that you really haven't thought this over fully.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3508	We refuse to be referred to as "sushi-grade!"	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3509	I don’t have to tell you how to smoke a fish, do I?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3510	Maybe the ark wasn’t such a good idea	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3511	We were told to come here for the Sunday bagel brunch?	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3512	We resent your quadruped bias.	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3513	We saw the bagels you loaded on earlier. I think we'll take our chances with the flood.	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3514	I've never seen such a blatant example of land-dwelling-ism in my life.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3515	We’re both male. Deal with it.	1.1771	0.05129	96	84	7	5
3516	I think you’re taking his command a little too literally, Noah.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3517	Noah, we don't think you'll be needing us for the next forty days.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3518	We'd like to stay and keep the unicorns company.	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3519	When should I upchuck my prey animals, two of every kind?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3520	I know space was limited, but did we really have to share a cabin with the bears?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3521	So, you expect us fish to get off at Mt. Ararat, huh?	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3522	Now all I I need are 5 loaves of bread	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3523	Hey this is my sister, I'm not reproducing	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
3524	God where the waves?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3525	I think we can weather a “flood.”	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3526	Animals must be no more than 3.4oz and securely sealed in a plastic zip-top bag	1.1771	0.05129	96	84	7	5
3527	Geez,forty days and nights with this guy. I'd have better off taking my chances with the flood	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
3528	Thanks anyway, but actually we'd rather stay in the water!	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
3529	Do you have a pool onboard?	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
3530	As Clarence Darrow says in “Inherit the Wind” — what about the fishes?	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
3531	Welcome to Noah’s carp.	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
3532	What can you tell us about the accomodations?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3533	You put us next to the bears! Like we said, we're good out here.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
3534	"Our lawyers will think this is fishy."	1.1765	0.04909	102	89	8	5
3535	Gee,thanks. NOT! We were just fine in the water.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3536	Stop floundering here and go herd some sheep!	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3537	When you realize your fish are more into theater than you thought	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3538	Why did you load two types of cream cheese and two dozen bagels right before us?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3539	I’m not going with her! There are plenty more fish in the sea.	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
3540	We're telling ya, can the humans!	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
3541	Nice olive branch, jerk.	1.1765	0.04159	85	70	15	0
3542	Next time you try holding your breath for forty days.	1.1765	0.04409	119	103	11	5
3543	Maybe you can call us Bagel and Lox.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3544	We thought Jesus was the guy with the fish tricks	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3545	Captain Highliner,we presume?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3546	Actually, we would have preferred to stay in the rising waters and watch our predators being swept away.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3547	Okay, we’ll get on board, but I really don’t see the point.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3548	Just when life on earth was getting better for us, you come along!	1.1765	0.03793	102	84	18	0
3549	But Gilgamesh didn't make us do this the last time!	1.1765	0.05339	85	74	7	4
3550	Come on,No-ah! We're floundering here! We can swim,you know!	1.1765	0.04567	119	104	9	6
3551	Is it time to tell our last wishes? " Please get out of the way, sir"	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3552	You can actually just toss us in the ocean.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3553	Seeing as how we’ll be swimming upstream for the rest of our existence we thought we’d ride this flood out	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3554	Yo, Noah, need a little help getting into the boat.	1.1765	0.04159	85	70	15	0
3555	Sir, this is a Wendy's.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3556	So you promise that we are not just going to be food for the bears?	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3557	Excuse me sir, love the place--but I think our room came with a tub	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3558	Corporate said no exceptions allowed. On you go.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3559	Hey, Noah! You're not going try to stick us in bilge, are you?	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3560	I said throw us back, God damn it.	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
3561	Why do I have to be paired with HER?	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3562	We’re not coming on board until we know what you’re feeding to the penguins.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3563	She says we need to get out of our comfort zone.	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
3564	What was the point in that, Noah?	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3565	You’re taking us against our will. We’ll be safer when the earth is flooded.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3566	No room? Wrong testament, mister.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3567	We’re divorced!	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3568	And on the 7th day, God created sushi	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3569	We both flunked swimming at the Y	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
3570	Throw us back in. Trust me. We’ll be fine.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3571	…but we paid for an ocean view suite.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3572	We hope you're taking us someplace where the water will always be clean.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3573	No thanks. We'll take our chances in the flood.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3574	We're Branzini. One of us would be Branzino.	1.1758	0.05321	91	80	6	5
3575	We're headed downstream to Schenectady, past the cannery. If you can spare us a lift, it'd be appreciated.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3576	Learn to breathe air he says, ha! After the waters recede, the blue whales will rule the world anyway.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3577	Yes, we should be here. We heard the calling like all the other couples. I want to speak to your manager.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3578	Oh well good for you, you found land.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3579	And exactly how does this so-called flood affect me?	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3580	What do you mean you 'don't allow fish onboard!?'	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3581	Noah, I think my wife and I would FLOUNDER inside the boat. Better to GROUPER and I outside and we can swim alongside you”	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3582	No disrespect,Your Holiness,this place makes me feel like a fish out of water.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3583	There's another pair in there telling everyone we're going upstream.	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
3584	The ruling is you can only come if you are in a can	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3585	Any chance we can get upgraded to a cabin with a balcony and view?	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3586	If a big flood is coming, why in hell would we want to be on a boat?	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
3587	Can you tell the Grizzlies to stop slapping us?	1.1754	0.04535	114	99	10	5
3588	Let's say we meet you at the first buoy.	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3589	This is not my partner, this is my neighbor	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
3590	We both swiped left! You're telling me this is the only other fist left in the sea?	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3591	I’m an atheist, hope your big guy won’t be having a problem?	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
3592	First it was the kangaroos, then the dinosaurs and now you.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3593	Would you please stop teaching people to fish?	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3594	Really Mo'? You're only paying scale 'cause the world is fin-ished? Don't be a cod and scallop, cheapskate.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3595	I'm not sure you understand that we kinda need that water you're trying to escape.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3596	Think Noah. We are fish. It’s a flood. We like water.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3597	You're going to have to let us spawn if you want to feed the multitudes	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3598	The Story of Adam and Eve (Revised)	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3599	Dude, you’ve got us bunking next to the grizzlies?!	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3600	Man’s first fish story…	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3601	Hey buddy; no need to load us in, we'll follow in it's wake"	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3602	We may look like suckers, but we’re not getting on until the seals and sharks are taken off the ark!	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3603	This guy has got to be kidding!	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3604	We can only climb on board with a ladder, pal!	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3605	I'm so angry Barbie didn't win all of the Oscars.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3606	So you're telling me we're getting OUT of the water!?! Hang on just a second there Mr. N.	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
3607	If things get too crowded, you can drop us off midstream.	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
3608	God knows why you'd want to protect us from a flood.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3609	Ohhhhhh, that was the smell…	1.1750	0.03679	120	100	19	1
3610	Land animals only, boys. God prefers his salmon free-range.	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
3611	So where is the bread?	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3612	Te dije que eran solo heterosexuales pero no me creiste!	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3613	It doesn't matter if we can swim, we paid for FloodPremium	1.1748	0.04864	103	90	8	5
3614	Can you check if they'd be ok with an online order of pizza instead?	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3615	We‘d like to survive but need water and food, and no plastics or toxins in 2024?	1.1748	0.04864	103	90	8	5
3616	Hey, thanks for the ramp. Steps would have been murder.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
3617	We are not going to Howard Johnson’s on Fridays!	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3618	Noah, I don't think we are your target customers. We'd like to get off.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3619	Why were we fined, we were here before the five minute timer ended	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3620	Hurry up with the water, will ya?	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3621	We get that we can survive in water, but we would thrive on this ark.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3622	We've heard some of the other animals gossiping and we politely request that we get Fridays off.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3623	Hey Pal, the buffet isn't as good as the pictures.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3624	Okay, listen Noah, you're overthinking this. Let's catch and release right now. It's part of his big do over.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3625	I thought you said this was going UP-stream	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3626	Next time the world becomes an aquarium just leave us outside.	1.1743	0.04671	109	95	9	5
3627	As we don't need saving from any flood, I gotta ask: are we dinner?	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
3628	No fish? That's fishsm, you know?	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3629	So, if we got on this thing, wouldn’t we be dinner?	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
3630	salmon	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
3631	You’re telling me this cruise was designed by God Himself and there’s no swimming pool?	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
3632	We’ll either sink or swim. We’re not getting on this boat.	1.1742	0.03484	132	110	21	1
3633	Is this boat headed up the Columbia river? My spawning run is coming up quick.	1.1742	0.03951	132	113	15	4
3634	OK, but you need to release us before all the water recedes.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
3635	Throw us back, and we'll lead you to oysters like you've never seen.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3636	No offense, but No offense, but it sounds like your boss doesn’t know how fish work.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
3637	I sure hope I got a male and a female....	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3638	A tank? You have got to be kidding!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3639	I'm dreaming of Gefilte fish	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3640	oh yah? saving us? you realize we can swim wise man..you are taking us as food!	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
3641	We're waiting on three more	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
3642	Do you have any idea how many carniverous aquatic dinosaurs there are!?	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3643	We appreciate the thought, really. But frankly, we are Pro-Flood….	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
3644	So you promise no grizzly bears, right?	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3645	We've always wanted to go on a couples cruise.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
3646	We tried to explain- but the Dodos took off.	1.1739	0.03973	92	76	16	0
3647	I thought you said there would be a flood!	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3648	Before we decide whether to come with you...is there a bar aboard?	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3649	We don't really need to get on the Ark since we will be okay in the flood water.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
3650	Well, God said there'd be a worm for each of us.	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
3651	Sorry - Didn’t you get my email?	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
3652	I'm not Ken	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3653	I don't care if God told you two of every creature, we're not going in!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3654	Are you insured? Your rutter wrecked her dorsal fin.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3655	I appreciate the offer but I feel our chances of survival in the deluge is better than on this ark.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3656	We're LGBTQIA+.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
3657	The brochure said there would be a salt water pool!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3658	This doesn't look anything like the place where we're supposed to crawl up and evolve.	1.1735	0.05030	98	86	7	5
3659	I said "no thanks," we don't need a ride!	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
3660	Look, I’ll do it but we’re going to need separate rooms.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3661	Who decided we had to bring our first wife?	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3662	We were perfectly fine with the way things were.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3663	Come on,man. Two worms just won’t cut it.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
3664	Listen pal, we're not sitting next to the bears	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3665	We weren't informed there'd be baggage fees.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
3666	Are you open for suggestions?	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3667	Are we the the two of each that are meant to live or are we the food	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
3668	You're going to need a water tank to put us in.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
3669	Not her.She's farm raised.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3670	Who’s the brains behind this operation?	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3671	Too soon!	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3672	Why don’t we just swim alongside?	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3673	Good news, Esther. We're the only gefiltes here.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3674	Bowl for 2, please!	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3675	Any chance you'd reconsider the bears?	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3676	A little water on this board, please.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3677	We waited 120 years to get on this boat and all we got was the worst weather of all time the entire trip!	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3678	You always get us in the wierdiest cults	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3679	This feels a little like malicious compliance.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3680	He missed reading the fine print!	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3681	Our Father who carp in heaven…	1.1728	0.05771	81	72	4	5
3682	(Forget) your dumbass government regulations.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3683	Throw us back, jerk. Time to feast on the untold dead.	1.1727	0.04631	110	96	9	5
3684	Is this a Bible tale or fish out of water?	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
3685	Sorry, but we’ll pick you up upon return.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3686	Rain. Who cares Schmuck! Put us back!	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3687	My wife here feels we need an extra session with Orna this week.	1.1727	0.04631	110	96	9	5
3688	If you are bringing mosquitos inside this ship i see no reason why should be left outside	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3689	Which one is Alpha, which one is Omega?	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
3690	You forgot to flood the hold.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3691	Why’s our ticket only good for three days?	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3692	You'll be hearing from our attorney"	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
3693	I hope you're not planning on going anywhere because we'll be returning next year to spawn.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3694	Forty? But we stink after only three!	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3695	My mother-in-law will never forgive us for leaving her behind.	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3696	We’re pissed because we can’t bring the kids	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3697	OK,we're here. How long must we wait for the loaves?	1.1724	0.04461	116	101	10	5
3698	Yes we can swim upstream, but this is ridiculous.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3699	Oops! Forgot the river!	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3700	We'd rather the wait for the flood, if it's all the same to you.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3701	I distinctly remember we were promised a room with a tub.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
3702	Noah's groupees	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3703	Could we sit together,close to an open window?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3704	but you said I could bring a plus-one!	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
3705	Yackety, yackety, yak. Just get in line.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3706	To escape a flood? We still don’t see the problem.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3707	What's with all the bagels and cream cheese?	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
3708	Are you sure you heard it right?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3709	We were tired of playing the multiplication scene.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3710	So, how reliable is your source on this flood thing?	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3711	The unicorns sleep with the fishes.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3712	We paid for first class - we will not sleep in the bilge!!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3713	Beg your pardon Sir, we have a different God	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3714	Please Noah! You can toss us over after it rains!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3715	Flood, shmud. Where did you hear this forecast, anyway?	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3716	We'd like a second chance at love and heard good things about this couple's cruise.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3717	We'll need more than two serves of plankton for that long	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
3718	If you don't have place for us, you'll experience the wrath of cod!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3719	Are you the one and two or the red and blue variety?	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3720	Eh, youll be fine.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3721	Sorry, wrong ship, we thought this was The World Cruise	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3722	No, I won't shut up!	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
3723	Jonah sent us for you to use in a welcoming seafood dinner.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
3724	No, we can't sing "Take Me to the River" and flap our tails.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3725	What do you mean you're giving up fish?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3726	What are you--an airhead?	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3727	The whole idea of a cruise makes us antsy.	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3728	Where's the hot tub?	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
3729	Come in pairs or miss the ride. The flyer was clear, buddy.	1.1717	0.04982	99	87	7	5
3730	saltwater or freshwater?	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3731	You’re not the sharpest saw in the tool chest, are you, Noah?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3732	Flood, Schemud, We DO know how to swim youNoah.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3733	Forty days and nights of flooding! Ever hear the saying 'Fish out of water??'	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3734	No one said “multiple AND keep them alive”	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3735	I hope you don't just think of us as lox.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3736	Noah, have you forgotten that we can swim?	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3737	You’re anti-pescatarian	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3738	Uh, we'd rather stay, if you don't mind.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3739	Look, there's gotta be a mistake. Can you please triple-check with God?	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3740	She doesn’t like to get her hair wet.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3741	Just in case.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3742	Fish gotta swim"? Why don't you tap dance while you're at it	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3743	You moron! You don't save fish from a flood.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3744	You got a spa on this thing?	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3745	Let us in, we know the owner."	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
3746	Your bilge water stinks!	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3747	We're going upstream. Don't take us all the way to the top of Ararat.	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3748	We understand Noah . But we believe we will thrive in that environment!	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
3749	Noah, How 'bout we meet you somewhere?	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3750	I don’t care if your friends’ parents let them swim outside! You’re staying in the ark and that is final young man!	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
3751	Hurry up we’re late for a miracle!	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3752	There's gotta be some fine print somewhere.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3753	This will make a lot more sense after they discover evolution.	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3754	Hey Noah! Did you remember to put in the pool?	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
3755	Perhaps it's best to just leave us behind.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
3756	We're beginning to suspect you took the instructions too literally.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
3757	Fine, we'll come. But we're NOT sharing a suite with the grizzlies.	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
3758	We didn't need your help- we loved the Flood.	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
3759	Obviously he is too old to be selected	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
3760	And what off all the eggs don’t fit in the overhead??	1.1712	0.04592	111	97	9	5
3761	Do you have salt water and fresh water accommodations in there?	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
3762	This notion of saving fish from the Great Flood, just doesn't hold water.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
3763	How are you going to feed everyone with only five loaves of bread?	1.1709	0.04589	117	103	8	6
3764	Your biologist doesn't know his biology.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3765	You teach one man to fish and it haunts you to eternity…	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3766	Look man, you made the offer to get in the boat. This whole “well you can swim in the flood” just seems discriminatory.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3767	We received a vision from God. He commands you to give us entry.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3768	I'm sure if you'll check the manifest you'll find us listed.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3769	We're fish you fool.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3770	I'm not fooled by your duplicity. I can see caviar under both of you females.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3771	Roe, roe, roe your boat . . .	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3772	But what do we do if it sinks?	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3773	It seemed like a good idea at the time.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3774	We'll be OK outside the boat, thanks.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3775	Yeah...I think we're better off in the flood.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3776	Since they are a day old, I can give you two for the price of one.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3777	No, fish are not vegan!	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3778	We are the captains now!	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3779	Didn't the miracle of the two fish come in later chapters?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3780	Just throw us back. The bears are already full.”	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3781	We’re used to being in water so maybe this is a mistake.”	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3782	Are you sure that's what He said?	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3783	Hi, I couldn’t help but notice there’s no swim-up bar inside. Is there someone I can speak to about this?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3784	Please tell me how you picked another guy for my arc partner ?	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3785	I told them that kitchen supplies go around back at the other loading dock.	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
3786	Just wait til you feel the wrath of Cod.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3787	Hey Noah, thanks for the ride! Can we get a rain check next time?"	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3788	Uh, Mr. Noah you made a big mistake. We are salt-water fish and the flood is clearly going to be freshwater.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3789	Because inside is safer.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3790	Where are the two barley loaves?	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3791	Noah, we're both males, you nitwit.	1.1702	0.05160	94	83	6	5
3792	No, I don't like capers or cream cheese.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3793	Not to worry. Upon our landing you will be transformed into sushi-grade fish.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3794	Wild or farmed? Do I have to pick one?	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3795	What’s the pescatarian delight on today’s dinner menu?	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3796	What were you thinking?	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3797	We'll be just fine without your nanny state, thanks!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3798	We’ll take the ocean-view suite, and does the window open by chance?	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3799	The Brochure said there would be a flood.	1.1700	0.03775	100	83	17	0
3800	...look you're stretching the Walk-on policy...	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3801	Press the damn escalator button!	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
3802	Spare me !	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3803	We think we have a better chance if we ride out the flood.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3804	It's really smelly in there Mo.	1.1700	0.04935	100	88	7	5
3805	Yeah, 'ha ha hah. We look alike.' Except I'm a WARM-blooded one, you farmer!"	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
3806	You sure you don't have a tank?	1.1700	0.04935	100	88	7	5
3807	Save us?!? There’s no water in there!	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3808	Why don't I want you on my ark? Because there's something fishy about you two.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
3809	Probably better if we just sort of... glide along beside?	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3810	No Noah ,the accommodations were not satisfactory!	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3811	So you’re saying we’ll will be fine.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3812	But we sighed the divorce papers yesterday.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3813	I hope you have a big aquarium in there because there's a lot more fish in the sea.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
3814	Yo, Noah. Settle the argument. Are we fish or fishes?	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
3815	In two minutes, the bread will be done, and so will you.	1.1700	0.04935	100	88	7	5
3816	Tom’s online shopping was becoming a problem	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3817	We can multiply again, but would like to see you two treat each other as if you were the last left in the world	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3818	He knows we’re pretty good in the water, right?	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3819	But I heard God punishes anglers, not anger!	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
3820	Ah, I think we’ll do fine in the flood.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3821	Okay, we’ll come aboard just as long as there is no sea food on the menu.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3822	Seriously?! You let the goddamned field mice on!	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
3823	Who told you we’re amphibians?	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3824	Yes, I usually sing when somebody passes by. Why do you ask?	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3825	A little consideration for OUR ecological dependency would have been appreciated!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3826	We wish to bunk as far away from Mr. & Mrs. Grizzly as possible!	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3827	We're going with you, come hell or high water.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3828	He's really not my phenotype...	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
3829	[Insert 'catchy' saying]	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
3830	Hey Noah — ever heard of a fish tank?	1.1696	0.03562	112	93	19	0
3831	You're outvoted -- my wife and I both are in favor of the flood.	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
3832	You have two fishes.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
3833	Don’t worry; there will be more than enough water!	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3834	How are we boarding group 8?!	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
3835	Dammit. The Loaves must've booked the wrong Testament.	1.1695	0.04222	118	102	12	4
3836	Look...Do you have to remind us??	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
3837	Later we’re having the unicorns for dinner. Oh, you beat us to it.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
3838	Want us to help roe?	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3839	You stowed away during the storm and now you expect me to speed up evolution for you?	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3840	You probably prefer oysters.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3841	Please, we love floods.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3842	Taking us along doesn't make sense to me unless you're using us for fo...	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3843	Spread the word, fish are friends not food.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3844	She's with me... and not happy about it!	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3845	Sorry, the loaves said no effing way.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3846	So what's your problem with a lot of water?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3847	We are also appearing in the scene with 5 loaves and some guy named Jesus.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3848	Look, Noah, I know you are a superhost, but I SPECIFICALLY asked for “private cubit” when I booked this.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3849	I don't think he understood the concept of being a fish.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3850	Sure, we understand. But we're just hedging out bets.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3851	I don't mean to seem ungrateful Mr. Noah, but could you clarify exactly what you mean when you say we will be "preserved"?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3852	Thanks, but no thanks, we will take our chances	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3853	Do not move this ark!! the kids will be home sick and want to return.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3854	I’m throwing you both back . Roe vs Wade style - Pescatarianism is on the rise - Go have more babies.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3855	I was told was told the spawning run was part of the all inclusive package"	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3856	Please use your metal detector to help us remove a hook.	1.1684	0.05109	95	84	6	5
3857	Hey! We're 2 Corinthians, don't get any ideas during the Lenten season!	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3858	Seriously? Who decided to float ON the water rather than IN the water?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3859	This is what happens when you part the Red Sea, dummy.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3860	God sent YOU to take us to Mount Kardu? Abandon ship! We'll swim there ourselves.	1.1684	0.03860	95	79	16	0
3861	Feels like the word “all” could be up for a bit of interpretation in this specific case	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3862	Thanks for the steak dinner, but we are going to pass on the voyage. It's just not a fit for us.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3863	It is called evolution, and if you and the other animals can't swim, it is your problem!	1.1684	0.05109	95	84	6	5
3864	There better not be bagels on board	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3865	I told you we were in the wrong parable, Ron. We should have followed the loaves.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3866	Damn we're missing the flood party! Hope he's bringing some worms.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3867	Got got any bears or eagles in there?	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3868	Don't put us in the tank with the orcas.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3869	Well, so much for thy rod. Perhaps thy staff will comfort me.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3870	Let us off your boat, you idiot we are designed for surviving floods. Jimmy, this is what happens when you go to Liberty University.	1.1683	0.04889	101	89	7	5
3871	Naamaaaaaaaah? did not I tell you to put water in the tank?	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3872	Why? I saved you from drowning. You're welcome.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3873	Aside from the obvious, you do realize that we're both males.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3874	Ladies first?! Oh Noah, don’t be so antediluvian.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3875	I heard about your OCD. Just let us be - we'll survive.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3876	Bloody hell, you forgot the damn aquarium!	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3877	The first known usage of the phrase “Holy mackerel.”	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3878	Is that a bagel in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
3879	You were supposed to let us get off the Ark before climate change.	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
3880	C’mon, let us on, we could use a school break.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
3881	You're never going to make it, man.	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
3882	I told her she has to sign the prenup before we come aboard	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
3883	Looks like a fun cruise, but we’ll never survive 40 days and 40 nights of it.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
3884	We're better off if you left us behind!	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
3885	Bring back the flood!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
3886	🎶 Part of your woorrrlllldddd…” 🎶	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
3887	This is a round trip right? The missus and I are particular about where we get it spawn. @fitchen_pdx	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
3888	I don’t think we will be requiring your services.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
3889	It’s not easy being a divorced endangered species, you know	1.1681	0.04687	113	100	7	6
3890	We identify as land-dwelling.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
3891	You could of let us off before the water went down!	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
3892	Some ride! I need a drink. A big one.	1.1681	0.04189	119	103	12	4
3893	I don’t think you understand how fish sex works.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
3894	Nooo! Up here, we die!	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
3895	I ain’t releasing my milt into that hag’s eggs! I caught her spawning with a smolt in the ladder last week!	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
3896	We know we don't NEED the ark but we just wanted the invite.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3897	You salmons will have to share a room next to the bagels and cream cheese.”	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3898	go forth and multiply. but I'm not attracted to her.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3899	I hate to carp but did you have to stick me with her?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3900	We're not convinced you've thought this through.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3901	Don;t be angry. You'll feed 5,000.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3902	Great! Lunch has arrived.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3903	We would rather stay.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
3904	No, my friends, the salt water will not be bottled—just tap.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3905	We're here to help roe your boat!	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3906	We'll need a saltwater tank, you know.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
3907	A flood's coming. And we need a cruise?	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
3908	Go ahead and ask him ... we're not meant to get in the boat.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3909	Sorry, not interested. How about YOU come swim with US for 150 days?	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
3910	Don't blame me. He insisted that you would accept gay fish.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3911	Could you spare a gallon of water?	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3912	We find your position positively antediluvian.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3913	We need water to swim upstream.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3914	Moses was unfazed by the two longtail tuna lying on the gangway to Noah's Ark.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
3915	Why are we on Deck 1 with everyone else?!	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3916	Yeah well according to Darwin you wouldn't be here if we didn't crawl out of the sea	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
3917	What do you mean the flood's over?	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3918	Holy smack a roo, you think we’ll do?	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3919	No really. I think we’ll be okay	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3920	I tell you, lox is going to be a big part of your future!	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3921	Our room reeks of smoke - what’s goin’ on?	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3922	Do you have any idea what a 40-day rain does to a saltwater ecosystem?	1.1667	0.03824	96	80	16	0
3923	You wanted “Don’t Worry, Be Happy?” We’re the “Take Me to the River” version.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3924	Uch I forgot to bring bagels of every kind	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3925	The nice bear couple invited us for brunch.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
3926	Waddaya mean we're not included in this cruise?	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3927	I don’t care if your aquarium has a castle, we’re still not getting on.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3928	I know we won't make it alive, but who can resist a BOGO ticket!	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3929	Looks like no carbs again, folks.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3930	You should know that I hate children.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3931	Throw us back, for God's sake! The water's not gonna hurt us!"	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3932	Please!!! ... We need to get away from the kids for a while	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3933	And there's enough water?	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3934	I appreciate your hospitality, but, can we just tag along.....behind you?	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3935	After 40 days we will disembark.	1.1667	0.05531	90	81	3	6
3936	The accommodations here are unreasonable.	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
3937	Sure, we can survive the flood, but that doesn't mean we want to miss the party.	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
3938	Dignified expressions could keep you alive."	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
3939	Of course, you can speak to my manager, but I'll warn you he works in mysterious ways.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3940	Hope you're headed upstream.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
3941	Don’t shove off yet, the Ammonites were right behind us and said they’d be here any minute.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3942	Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria?	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
3943	We couldn't help but notice two bagels, two tomatoes, two onions, and two capers on the way in. Care to explain?	1.1667	0.04843	102	90	7	5
3944	On second thought, I think we'll just stay for the flood.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3945	We’re your backup plan.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3946	Great - another fish ladder to climb.	1.1667	0.04648	114	101	7	6
3947	Whoa now -- think this through.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3948	POV: When Noah mistakenly brings rod of Moses	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3949	Forty days and forty nights...my tail!	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
3950	We're Salmon, Pal. We jump over rapids, not the plank.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3951	We'll do just fine, thank you, in the mighty floodwaters.	1.1667	0.03708	102	85	17	0
3952	This is a ramp. We need a ladder.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3953	Let me get this straight, we stay for 40 nights and get the 41st free?	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3954	Uhm, yeah. Hard pass, bruh!	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3955	You could have just left us in the ocean- we can swim!	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
3956	Wanted: Dead or Alive @madelinehorwath	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
3957	Life before sushi train	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3958	We only signed up for a three-hour tour.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
3959	Boeing	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3960	What flood? We’re on our honeymoon.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3961	What do you mean we have to swim? The flyer said ALL are welcome.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3962	Think of it this way, if all else fails we could be lox for your Sunday brunch….	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3963	The bilge water is unbearable	1.1653	0.03588	121	102	18	1
3964	why are we being hearded...water is coming, right?	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3965	Sorry about the long trip. Aquariums haven't been invented yet.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3966	Noah, we got this. We know how this water thing works.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
3967	Need to load two on the ARK but I’m awfully hungary!	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
3968	Noah you mean this is not a fish ladder?Then where is everyone going?	1.1652	0.04610	115	102	7	6
3969	Hey, this ark isn't built to our scales.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3970	We’ll stick with the floodwaters if it’s all the same to you.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
3971	Wait...Noah, can you run this by me one more time?	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
3972	Thank God there was a hole in the boat.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3973	Lemme tell you what you don't know 'bout fish.	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
3974	What do you mean, the cruise line is full?	1.1651	0.04611	109	96	8	5
3975	Wait! What? We’re rooming with the Grizzlies?	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
3976	You realize, we panic when it doesn't rain	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3977	We'd like to upgrade our cabin to the hot tub suite, please.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3978	The cows told me you're a vegan	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3979	Can you drop us off up river?	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3980	Now we'll be in charge". Ha! I told you those vertical critters were up to something	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
3981	Well this never really made any sense to begin with, so go ahead, swim aboard!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3982	There's something fishy about the way you're choosing passengers.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
3983	You said "holiday cruise" Agatha!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3984	you couldnt spring for a ladder?	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3985	I saw you brining 5 loaves of bread on earlier, and we’re not falling for this ‘magic trick’ again!” @christinareidcastl	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3986	Even I feel like a fish out of water.	1.1650	0.03676	103	86	17	0
3987	It's a hypocrite penance	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
3988	We always gotta go with the plan you wanna do, I'm so done with it!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3989	Dude, we could already swim! You sober?	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
3990	Pretty hard to swim upstream with no water, there bub.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3991	Anyway, I’m four dollars a pound.” @neonuncleher	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
3992	We should've followed Nemo's advice and just kept swimming.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3993	So far, this is making us feel like fish out of water.	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3994	What are we supposed to do now? Evolve into man?	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3995	Good thing your wife brought a bathtub, but do we have to smell like lilacs?	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3996	Just swim	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3997	Yes, we’re leaving. We’ll be fine, really.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3998	Whatever, dude.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3999	Yeah, yeah save the species but explain why we’re sitting next to the grizzly bears?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4000	it will be the Fin ish of us	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
4001	It's very kind of you to offer, but...	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
4002	1. I can't breathe. 2. I'm not attracted to her.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
4003	When you’re not on the list to enter the club.	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
4004	Could you give us a lift to the top of the dam?	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
4005	Actually, I think your better option is to contact NOAA.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4006	When’s the rain start?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4007	Why was it only land animals that he promised to save?	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4008	Obviously, you don't understand what the expression "like a fish out of water" really means.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
4009	Explain again why our accommodations look suspiciously like frying pans.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4010	You know this will create a well-known phrase, don't you?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4011	1 1. We'd like to consult with a genetist before we go forth. 2. Out of all the fish in the sea, you had to pick her and me. 3. Just to make it clear: are we going to be used for food or be part of a story that makes no sense?	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
4012	Yes. We know: flood is coming; flood is water; we're fish out of water.... but we heard you're having great "movie nights"!	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4013	....ARE THERE REALLY , MORE FISH IN THE SEA ?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4014	Of all the arks in in all the world,she had to walk into mine.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4015	Can we please use your bowl, sir? -Faruk New York, NY	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4016	Now what, Mr. Wonderful.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4017	Will there be accessibility standards where we're headed?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4018	We get that you had a diversity quota, but that was our only shot at visiting Paris.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4019	I am complaining because you paired me with my big mouth bass mother.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4020	What! We are not Loathsome Fishes. We will be part of Loaves & Fishes though.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4021	Have the Loaves already checked-in?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4022	It’s simple; water = good, dry wood = bad. It’s not a hard concept!	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4023	You assigned us to the kitchen. Why else would you think we’re leaving?	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
4024	Only 50/50 chance to avoid extinction, no guarantees?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4025	Aw C’mon Noah! We been looking forward to this big flood , don’t pair us up in the troughs on your stupid Ark!	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4026	Flood-meister, three words—we have gills.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4027	We won’t need a cabin. we’ll just hang out at the pool. ,	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4028	What--no pool?	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4029	We heard you let the sea lions on, so we want in.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4030	Sure, but I’m certain he wanted you to think for yourself a little too.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4031	We thought the flood was just a metaphor for evil yet we are ok with the whole water thing if it goes down as you say.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4032	Noah, we get that you’re inclusive, but this is going overboard. At least we hope so!	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4033	Have you thought this through,big fella?!?	1.1641	0.04117	128	112	11	5
4034	We’re already covered in case of a flood…	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
4035	Next time we're going to need separate buckets.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
4036	Hey. Pal!... a little help up this ramp(?)	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
4037	We wanna be loaves	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
4038	I'm not sure this is the best time to have a discussion about gender identity.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4039	Whose idea was it to put in the sump pump?	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4040	How many times do we have to sing Nina Simone for you to take us back to the water?	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4041	if she doesn't shut up, i'm throwing her overboard.	1.1636	0.04385	110	96	10	4
4042	What do you mean, ‘Sink or swim!’?	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
4043	Thanks for nothing!	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
4044	What do you mean, where are the five loaves of bread?	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4045	Did you say Gill room or Grill room?	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4046	I know he’s not your favorite, just don’t carp about it!	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4047	Honestly, I'd rather stay out here during the flood.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
4048	Really? No water taxis?	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4049	Thanks, but we've decided instead to just go ahead and enjoy the flood.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4050	Wait a minute, the invitation didn't say BYOB. What should we do now?!	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
4051	It means Ham sleeps with the fishes.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
4052	Preserving us?	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4053	And how will we know that you don’t plan to eat us?	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4054	What about 'we're fish' do you not understand?	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4055	The ramp is nice- but we prefer a ladder.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4056	The loaves said they will catch the next ride.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4057	We appreciate the thought, but we really need to be in the water	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4058	Woulda been nice to know the Grizzlies were coming BEFORE we bought tickets to your “couple’s retreat”.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4059	You have a nice concept in theory, but remember, God is in the details.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4060	Thank God we’re not bread!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4061	Hey Noah, you may be on to something with this ride-sharing thing.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4062	One fish, two fish, but what about red fish, blue fish?	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
4063	A talking fish?! Will wonders never cease?	1.1633	0.04960	98	87	6	5
4064	OMG What;s that ? I ordered one thousand small fish !	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4065	Did you say Lox? Or Lochs?	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4066	I want to talk with your DEI dean.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
4067	Rank piscine discrimination! See you in court.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
4068	Of all the fish you could've paired me with, it had to be him?!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4069	So, this is how I die.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4070	It stinks in there!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4071	We just wanted to remind you how stupid this story is.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
4072	We are SO filing a discrimination claim. See you in court!	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
4073	Hey pal, I sure hope you have a salt water tank in there!	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
4074	We totally appreciate that He’s a big fan of us but we’re probably okay to skip this one.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4075	You’ll need to follow a vegetarian diet while in the Arc	1.1633	0.04960	98	87	6	5
4076	Dude! When we say drop us off at the inlet, we mean drop us off at the inlet!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4077	No one said anything about walking into the Ark!	1.1630	0.04955	92	81	7	4
4078	I’m afraid we’ll feel like fish out of water	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4079	It might sound like carping but we really do need a room far from the cats.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4080	I guess I'm gonna need more loaves, now.	1.1630	0.04955	92	81	7	4
4081	Yeah, she’s farm-raised and I’m wild. Take us or leave us.	1.1630	0.04955	92	81	7	4
4082	Did you forget the salt water fish tank?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4083	Oops. That was dumb. This is what happens when you listen to to your boss	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4084	We’ve got a whole sea to populate if you’re gonna ban meat on Fridays…	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4085	Will you be conducting regular abandon ship drills?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4086	But 40 days of rain will play havoc with our ocean environment.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4087	So this is the first ever fish ladder. Needs improvement.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4088	We’re fine with the uncovered section.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4089	We don’t like the way the two seals are staring at us.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4090	… you want us to hang on the wall and sing?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4091	I’m a Pisces ♓️	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4092	People are gonna wonder why there aren't talking fish anymore.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4093	The Anti-Pescatarian League is gonna hear about this.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4094	She refuses to go without her mother.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4095	Upstream or bust.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4096	I thought the purpose was to save lives.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4097	Before we get on, could you explain this “flood” catastrophe again?	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4098	Actually, I think we may be better off waiting for the flood.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4099	The water's receded -- looks like we won't rule the world after all.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4100	I think I will call thee...BILLY BIGMOUTH!	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4101	Perhaps you took things a bit too literally.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4102	We’re leaving! My wife was just assaulted by a camel and you’re dreamin’ if you think we’re payin’ the mini bar charges!	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4103	I guess this all wasn't't through through very well,was it?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4104	SALT water fish. Emphasis on salt.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4105	Ancient sushi conveyer belt.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4106	Flood insurance? No drought insurance.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4107	We're getting in but it seems to me someone didn't think this through.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4108	I assume there's a pool on this 40-cubit cruise ship of yours?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4109	Well,you did say no gluten	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4110	No running water, we can't move in!	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4111	We don't want to be saved by your stupid arch, Noah. Stop listening to the voices!	1.1625	0.05467	80	71	5	4
4112	So sorry, the grill is hot.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
4113	Unless you have a pool in there, we'll stick with the flood	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
4114	You idiot, we're both males! Well, so much for Micropterus punctulatus.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4115	Without us, this is all going to be a “Soulless “ journey.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
4116	We reserved a cabin below the water level, with an opening porthole.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
4117	Wait, Einstein, Mount Ararat?	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4118	I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT!	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4119	Take us to keep the Ark of the Universe bending toward justice.	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
4120	We were told there would be a fish ladder!	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
4121	A guy inside taught me a greeting word: ‘Gefilte!’	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
4122	We just got a divorce,man!	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
4123	Don't worry. Be happy!	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
4124	I’d give it a few minutes.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4125	We're actually here to see Noah Shark.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
4126	I’m not going until she agrees to couples therapy.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4127	Seriously Jonah, of all the fishes in the sea you had to pair me with this one!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4128	You’re sure this is going to work?	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
4129	Maybe next time tell Him to use salt water?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4130	What happened to the baker?	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
4131	We no ah want to go ah!	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4132	Do you allow roe roe roe on your boat?	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4133	Seriously, we're good.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4134	This lousy boat will never go anywhere, we’re out of here” said the now extinct Carpus Sarcasticus….	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4135	Can you help us? We've misplaced our loaves!	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4136	We appreciate the offer for free ride but we prefer just to follow,,	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4137	Sorry guys we had a process	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4138	How many cubits is your aquarium ?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
4139	What happened to the water landing?	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4140	OOPS! BAD TIMING!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4141	HeyNoah! If you are full we’ll be ok!	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
4142	Navigating 'lunchtime was Sooo stressful.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
4143	Is this really necessary?" "We're fish!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4144	Look a couple of dinner specials.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4145	I'm telling you, I lost our tickets!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4146	You really expect us to spawn in this jalopy?	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4147	Come in! There are a couple of brown bears I'd like you to meet.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4148	No thanks, we suffer from seasickness on boats.”	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
4149	Yeah, we're looking for Jonah!	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4150	Thank you for the offer, but we're fish. We'll take our chances with the rain.	1.1613	0.05137	93	83	5	5
4151	We’ll be fine in the water. Go ahead and give our places to the skunks.	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
4152	Could you please just call us an Uber?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4153	In a few million years we'll be able to walk up on our own, but for now, can you give us a hand, buddy	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4154	No, you idiot. We're on dry land. We just can't go and multiply.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4155	You sure this is what God meant by “draining the swamp?”	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4156	I'm ready to go back to school.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4157	So, maybe if I really AM the last fish in the sea…	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4158	So this guy thinks he’s gonna save us from drowning?	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4159	Thanks for the offer, but we’ll wait for the flood	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4160	How are we, he asks. We're floundering, man!	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4161	I believe we asked for a room with two tanks.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4162	We thought the ad said, Nova!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4163	We thought we would take our chances in here. Our school district isn’t what it used to be.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4164	How many DOAs does your insurance cover?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4165	Your hair makes it look like you’re a bearded lady	1.1609	0.05137	87	77	6	4
4166	Hope this is not another fishy tale!	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
4167	Is this the Staten Island Ferry?	1.1607	0.04494	112	99	8	5
4168	The Grizzlies are in our seats.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
4169	There was plenty more in the sea	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
4170	Your ad said there were waterbeds available.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4171	We need moisturizer. Is it OK if we just swim alongside?	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4172	We got lost on our way upstream.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4173	Unfortunately we’ve had to terminate our DEI initiatives so we won’t be able to let you on the ark	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4174	Conceptually, this is great! Practically, not so much!	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4175	Omega 1 had arterial difficulties	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
4176	Stowaways!	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
4177	Grouper, we have a reservation for two.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4178	We want to practice our transition to the land.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4179	Yeah, we get it, but is this an "all-inclusive" ?	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4180	We thought you said “tuna by tuna”.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4181	Noah, don’t take the bait!	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4182	Are you sure you are saving us? We wanted to find Nemo, not to die here"	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
4183	Sorry to rain on your parade cap'n but we spawn, then we die, then we smell bad, end of story.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
4184	I know your boss is a fisherman, but he still repealed Roe.	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
4185	Ararat we there yet?	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
4186	I told you, we're not interested! But there's plenty of fish in the sea	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
4187	Of all the “fish in the sea,” why’d you have to match me up with this one?	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
4188	Sorey, I only need 1 of you to tell my story.	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
4189	Flood Mud - we take to water like a fish takes to water.	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
4190	Please don't throw me into that briar patch.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4191	Stop phishing for personal information	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4192	- “Carol, you think after he’s resurrected, he’ll still eat us?” “Not sure dear, but carpe-diem.”	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4193	Are you saying my wife smells worse than the pigs?	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4194	Dear Sir,the ocean is our home?You care putting the water back ,Mr.Moses?	1.1597	0.04300	119	105	9	5
4195	brrr	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4196	Why don't you think we can evolve on the way?	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4197	What? Just leave us here to drown?	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4198	Just what do you mean by 'I need to get some bagels' ?	1.1596	0.04855	94	83	7	4
4199	Read again the Bible: fish aren't to be rescued on your bloody Ark!	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4200	Two jars of tartar sauce coming up!	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4201	Did you set up a large aquarium for us yet? We're dyin' here."	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4202	Really? You couldn’t have dropped us off earlier?	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4203	You don’t really think He meant us, right?	1.1596	0.04855	94	83	7	4
4204	I want to speak to your supervisor, we can hardly breathe in there!	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4205	We decided the boat ride just isn't for us.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
4206	You're seating us next to the bears? I want to speak to your supervisor.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4207	Wait, doesn’t this part come later?	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4208	I don’t care how it sounds – we will NOT travel with bears.	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
4209	But we weren’t told we’d have to pay extra for more comfortable seats!	1.1593	0.04275	113	99	10	4
4210	Were suing for negligence, aquatic incompetence and false imprisonment.	1.1593	0.04275	113	99	10	4
4211	I demand a seat at the table!	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
4212	Did you just assume we’re the same fish?	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
4213	Read the Book, man! We're fish, not flesh.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4214	Your choice, but you will have to stay with the grizzly bears.	1.1591	0.03539	132	113	17	2
4215	I think I should tell you, I'm married.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4216	Hey. Can we have a little help here?" nrhawley3@gmail.com	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
4217	You’re gonna need a bigger boat, the in-laws are coming and they pack heavy.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4218	How about we just swim alongside the boat?"	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4219	We got an offer to enlarge our home and your counter is a fishbowl?”	1.1591	0.05082	88	78	6	4
4220	It won’t be just a flood this time.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4221	God damnit, Noah, what did you do this time?	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4222	Find your own home old man!	1.1591	0.05082	88	78	6	4
4223	Don’t you think you’re overthinking this?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4224	We’ve changed our minds. It stinks in there!	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
4225	Stop floundering and get on the boat.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
4226	We were already underwater. Fat lot of good this did.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
4227	What'ya doing, we'll be fine, you're the one that can't swim!	1.1589	0.03551	107	90	17	0
4228	How do I work this?	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
4229	We paid for ocean view with balcony and unlimited drinks	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
4230	can we leave the wife behind? All she does is carp at me.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
4231	we assume you have vines for a pino gris aboard?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4232	Between you and me, I would go the 'multiple loaves' route, then toss us back where you found us.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
4233	Salmon told me there’s going to be a flood.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4234	And would you like fries with that?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4235	There are no upgrades in economy light.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
4236	Welcome aboard! Do you need a wheelchair?	1.1584	0.04820	101	90	6	5
4237	Really? Why don’t you think this through some more.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
4238	Just tell Moses to put the Red Sea back, and quickly.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
4239	We think this is more like ‘If you teach a man to con every fish he sees he’ll eat for 40 days and nights.’”	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
4240	If he would only sea us.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
4241	King Salman said he reserved us a spot on the ark.	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
4242	Open your mouth and smile so we pass as two by two	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
4243	You know He said a flood, not a drought!	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
4244	Ark? We don't need a damn ark!	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
4245	We request asylum since we're an ally - we're fin-ish.	1.1584	0.04820	101	90	6	5
4246	We choose the flood.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
4247	Where were you during the DROUGHT!	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
4248	On second thought, we'll just follow your lead.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
4249	Where do you guys see yourself in 5 months	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
4250	There were three of us, ‘onest Noah.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
4251	An ocean view cabin would be fine for now Noah	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
4252	Noah baby, I hope you got a fish tank in there.	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
4253	We gotta go with you. This acid rain from industrial pollution is gonna kill us if we stay in the water.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
4254	As a matter of fact we hope it does flood the world. And your savior complex is completely over the top.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
4255	Our last cruise had THREE of every type of worm.	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
4256	Oh, come on Noah, we don’t even like each other.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
4257	Hey, take it up with God!	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
4258	Separate compartments, please	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
4259	I’m telling you we didn’t ask for a Lyft	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
4260	Margo I don’t understand why we needed to come on the ark we’re fish?! Well Tod sometimes I just wanna fit in and be like everybody else!	1.1579	0.05034	95	85	5	5
4261	You're telling us all you have left is a berth in the catering kitchen?	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
4262	Can we get two aisle seats?	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
4263	Believe me, Jesus won’t treat you any better.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
4264	What no bread?	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
4265	It's always "you can only live in the water" and "we'll try and get you some more water," but the second the thing floods we gotta get on a damn boat?	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
4266	You might not throw us back until Friday.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
4267	There's a hole in the hull, dear Noah, dear Noah	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
4268	I'd like to have a word with your boss.	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
4269	Equality over Equity, man!	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
4270	I hope the forecast is right	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
4271	I miss the good old flood days.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
4272	That was Cod talking to you, genius.	1.1574	0.04588	108	96	7	5
4273	We’ll board to help fill up your roster, but we’ll disembark then to spawn.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
4274	We're waiting for the penguins to show up.	1.1573	0.05028	89	79	6	4
4275	thenk you!	1.1573	0.05028	89	79	6	4
4276	I don’t think you’ve thought this through, Captain MoronArk!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4277	So, who's next, two bagels?	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
4278	I keep telling you, we don't need to be on the boat.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4279	Timing is everything, pal.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4280	We're two males, you twit!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4281	You shall not pass, wait, wrong story!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4282	Kinda suffocating in there.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4283	I miss my pillow 🙀	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
4284	Do you think he knows we can swim?	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
4285	Hi, we're the Evening's -- Sam 'n' Janet.	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
4286	hello	1.1569	0.04567	102	90	8	4
4287	Yes, checking in...reservation for two on the lido deck.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
4288	I don't think he quite gets it yet.	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
4289	She isn't speaking to me because I told her there'd be lots of water if we went with you.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
4290	And then, I heard a booming voice say, "If you build it,they will come. " The on-deck pickle ball court was my idea	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
4291	We’re going, but it’s against our better judgment	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
4292	I know you prefer a steak, but what are trying to do, kill us all off	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
4293	Can we get a honeymoon suite with a balcony for this cruise?	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
4294	We'll take our chances with the loaves.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
4295	A 40 day cruise is just what we need right now.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
4296	The accomadations were not up to scale…!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
4297	Excuse me,Moses,would you please tap your staff more firmly and please HURRY.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4298	We're either on the short end of a senior moment. Or dinner.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4299	Well you see, if it floods you'll have to....just get in!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4300	I don't wanna carp but...........	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
4301	We've decided to take our chances.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4302	Brother, how's evolution going for you these days?	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4303	This is our hack to skip that whole evolution thingy!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4304	I don't have time to argue here. But, trust me, we'd all be better off if you let us just follow the boat.	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
4305	Fine, but I want my cabin far away from the Ursus americanus. Not a fan of their politics.	1.1565	0.04383	115	102	8	5
4306	Of course noone thought, "What would a fish need?".	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4307	I didn't receive the memo and I brought my twin brother!	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
4308	Jesus and the miraculous catch of fish.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4309	It will be a flood guys so stop your carping. You’ll be fine.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4310	Out of all days to evolve!	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
4311	”A kid ran off with the 5 loaves of bread.	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
4312	Well, that's just plain discriminatory.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4313	Where are the loaves? I think we are in the wrong testament.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4314	We're outta here if you're seating us next to the grizzlies.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4315	Cedar planks? Well, at least I know this cruise won't have sensitivity training.	1.1562	0.03751	128	111	14	3
4316	Bagels, fine... Dill, that fits... But all that cream cheese Noah? Something ain't right!	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
4317	"We want a guarantee that our name doesn't follow the words 'Catch of the day.' "	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
4318	Maybe it’s just a guideline.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4319	Thanks for the offer, but we'll just stay here.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
4320	Noah's Carp	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
4321	Which way to the fish farm? She’s crazy about me, fortunately.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4322	Will salmon please help us?!?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4323	You've got to be spawning kidding me Noah!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4324	I explicitly said, ‘No couples!’	1.1560	0.03491	109	92	17	0
4325	Well, duh, du, d, ….	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
4326	Why do you think we want to be rescued from a flood?	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
4327	Moses and Sons doesn't have the same ring to it as Russ and Daughters.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
4328	We don’t need your stinkin’ bilges.	1.1560	0.03491	109	92	17	0
4329	I know we are in a “woke” society, but being that we’re both dudes this is never going to work.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
4330	Don't give me that look, you guys know how to swim up	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
4331	You’re gillin’ it, Noah, absolutely gillin’ it.”	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
4332	Noah, this climate change thing is the real deal.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
4333	Don’t worry, if one of you don’t make it, I can do something. With bread too.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4334	How many fish are there at sea?	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
4335	We're just a little concerned about all the riff-raff moving underwater when it floods	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4336	Ramping up the inclusivity policy I see	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4337	Mike Johnson said there are dinosaurs in there. We'll take a pass.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4338	Did you say flood? Oh thank God!	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4339	Thanx, but no thanx and that goes for her too.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4340	I see your dilemma.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4341	Where's the pool?	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
4342	What do you say we take it for a joy ride? We’ll bring it back by 9.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4343	As long as we’re headed upstream.	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
4344	Trust me...this is not the best idea.	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
4345	Hey, Noah, seriously?	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
4346	Sorry. No singles. We're only taking pairs, so no boarding for you.	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
4347	So Noah, what is it about salmon habitat and means of reproduction that has apparently escaped your attention?	1.1553	0.04731	103	92	6	5
4348	If it's all the same to you, we would like to swim.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4349	Well, even we are happy to finally set our fins on dry land.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
4350	We would like a place IN the pool	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4351	Pssst Noah, she's gay.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
4352	Thanks, but we’d prefer to swim through the flood.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
4353	Eeny,meeny,miny,moe,which on should I take to go?	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
4354	I'd rather be left on my own.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4355	You got the loaves. Now, throw us back.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
4356	Well then you should have said BYOB on the invite.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4357	I hope you haven’t invited the Grizzly’s	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
4358	Is our dry sense of humor too sophisticated for you, boat boy?	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4359	It is simply not logical, Captain.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
4360	Two of each? I won’t hold my breath	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
4361	'I asked if we were allowed to smoke, not if I was GOING to be smoked.'	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4362	This thing better have a cold, fast-running river.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
4363	What do you mean my companion pass isn’t valid?”	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
4364	A little help here?!	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4365	What are we, chopped liver?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4366	I don’t mean to be one to carp, but…	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4367	Look, we know you meant well . . . But it's 40 days of RAIN!! We're going to be ok!!!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4368	Oh come on, let us stay. We've always wanted to be the little fish in a big pond.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4369	Fine, but there will be no spawning.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4370	Absolutely NOT! You will simply have to find some OTHER way to feed everyone on board!	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4371	No, we are not walking up the gangway.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4372	Come on Noah, we only need a couple hundred years of evolution to grow legs.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4373	It's important to read the footnotes!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4374	Don’t worry, I’m not the part-the-sea guy. There will be plenty of water. You’ll be fine!	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4375	Ararat Place Market opening day.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4376	You can put the fishing pole away now, Noah	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4377	‘He’s just my close friend’	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4378	There are a bunch of us NOT coming	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4379	Hmmm… Missed the nature of the weather alert…did we?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4380	What did you THINK would happen.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4381	If you don't have room for us, we'll just swim upstream.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4382	Noah, we were told that as a zodiac sign you’d have a nice aquarium for us!	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4383	Seriously, you’ve never heard of a Jack Dawson fish or a Fabrizio fish? We won our way aboard in a pool volleyball match.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
4384	We loved being chosen, but we told you that Catch and Release was the only way forward.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
4385	Actually, I thought we'd follow you.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4386	Now that I think about it, you guys will probably be fine in a flood	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
4387	Wait a minute, who said anything about a timeshare?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4388	We could have swam but nooo, you said, get on the boat you said.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
4389	You just had to take Him literally, didn't you?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4390	The missus here wonders if we could have an upgraded tank with a porthole.	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
4391	Would it kill you to look at the instructions just this once?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4392	You do realize that survival of our species requires we swim UP river?	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
4393	I just saw the 40 dozen bagels loaded! Are you sure salmon were included? Really? REALLY!?	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
4394	What's with the bagels and cream cheese you brought onboard?	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
4395	Holy Mackerel, reservations for two.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
4396	Maybe a little help getting into this boat?	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
4397	Gee whiz, I really thought we were gonna drown!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
4398	Who said we weren’t okay with the flood?	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
4399	Who has aux? I wanna play Waterfalls by TLC	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
4400	I told you two would not be enough	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4401	I've told you before, I can't stand a mate with a cold, glassy stare.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4402	I don't care what this god of your told you, we are fish and don't need to travel on your ark	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4403	Flood Smudge! I know a eugenics project when I see one!	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
4404	They said there would be bread	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
4405	Look, Dummy - we're OK with staying home for the flood; now toss us back!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4406	So--You can only count to two ?!!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4407	Yes, we understand that "Chum" cabins are cheaper, we still prefer the "Spawn" deck!	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
4408	If yours farmed raised Salmon- Sorry Forget about coming.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
4409	Ok,just follow the arrows to Short Stay Deck.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4410	It’s two of every species. Now get us a room!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4411	Worst stay EVER. Look for my review in the papyrus papers.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4412	Why did you pull us out of our favorite lake?	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4413	Look Noah, I understand what he told you, but I really don’t think it’s needed for us to be on the boat, man	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4414	Eh... yeah... we're both males.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4415	Hey Noah, the giraffes can't get out!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4416	She's my ex!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4417	Don’t worry, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4418	Sign said one of each species. I'm going to have to speak to your manager?	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4419	I don’t think they meant us, Noah. Really think about it buddy.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4420	What do you mean, we aren't in the right plaice? There's Noah need for sharkasm!"	1.1538	0.05186	78	69	6	3
4421	If you expect us to have a good time on that boat with no access to streaming, you're in for a big surprise.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
4422	We're more than just a dinner alternative, ya know.	1.1532	0.03974	124	109	11	4
4423	Can we get a ladder here buddy?	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
4424	So? What, you never get tired of standing and walking all the time?	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
4425	What do you mean, “we’re not on the list?” Do you know who my Father is? I’m gunna have you fired buddy.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
4426	Listen, pal, of course we can go on: it's an Act of Cod.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4427	Since you were evidently quite dishonest about the contract, we expect you to allow us to instigate this cruise timeshare exit package NOW.	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
4428	The brochure said there would be a water slide.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4429	Waatter...waatter...	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4430	Eureka! Mother Hubbard's Kosher Casserole has always been a crowd pleaser!	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4431	Are you sure this is the right ark?	1.1531	0.04887	98	88	5	5
4432	One fish, two fish, but no red fish or blue fish	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4433	Carp are gonna carp, buddy.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4434	Sorry, leaving—it’s not that we disbelieve the climate predictions, we just don’t care for the accommodations.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4435	... but we identify as oysters.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4436	We were supposed to be under the boat, not in the boat, Noah	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4437	Black licorice, anyone?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4438	I know we could swim this storm out, but there's been talk that you're gonna throw a rager.	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
4439	A single fish ladder perhaps?	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
4440	We appreciate the offer but it’s really not necessary.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4441	Sorry buds, fish, like family, stink after two days.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4442	Sorry, ChatGPT told me to do it.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
4443	I don't think this ramp is up to code!	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4444	Wife says she’s worried about feeling like a fish out of water…	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4445	There’s plenty more fish in the sea	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4446	If there are sharks on board we're getting off at the first port.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
4447	Aren't you the guy with Five Loaves?	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4448	Two of every species you say?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4449	We're with the Flood Party and we'd like to be seated next to the clothing optional pool.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4450	Where are the loaves?	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4451	we're both males	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
4452	Great idea, Adam! Did you even consider how long we'd survive if you used that Moses trick to catch us? Or, are you just hungry?	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4453	Who does the bloke think we are, penguins?	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
4454	C'mon, Noah, we're good with floods.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4455	Yes, I know you're the man, because you won't stop TALKING!	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4456	Can I get a transfer?	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
4457	And you want us on the ark why?	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4458	The gorillas have tartar sauce	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4459	I thought this was the ladder over the dam.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4460	The time has come to sink or swim.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4461	That’s a particularly thorny case of dandruff you have there.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4462	Angry fish in my way to survival, HELP	1.1522	0.05111	92	83	4	5
4463	I told you, this is my sister. My wife is still at home.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4464	Stop carping and get on the ark	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4465	We're the only breed of fish who live out of water. So, you've decided to take us, right?	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4466	You designed us to survive in the water, not the Ark.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4467	Do you have room in your hot tub?	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4468	Okay everyone, foods here!	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
4469	… and remember to park on Mt. Ararat. Meet you there!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4470	Any chance cf our getting an upgrade?	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4471	Alright but I’m not paying the $2.75	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4472	Lent is coming up so…	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4473	I ordered Flathead and Cod sent me Sole.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4474	Oh, thanks for bringing us along. I always wanted to work at a Fish-fil-A.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4475	Our room better not be anywhere near the two bears.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4476	Check the list again, Noah. We booked the suite!	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
4477	Are you trying to help evolution along?	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
4478	How much longer? We have a connection..	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
4479	the view from the ark really took our breath away	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
4480	I don’t know who you are, ‘Noah’, but I was told by your boss to show up today. Maybe this is why you never made it into the ‘Big Three’, the boarding rules and regulations seem very discriminative against the marine variety.	1.1518	0.04610	112	101	5	6
4481	Can I please find another their partner? She's driving me crazy.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4482	Is there a room with a pond?	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
4483	Your ark ramp, Noah, is entirely preposterous and barely ADA compliant. It's far too steep. There's NO accounting for slivers. And without any romantic ambiance. How am I supposed to consummate with my special lady friend without ANY rushing water?	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
4484	Just stick us on the back.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4485	What about us fish?	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
4486	Uh, Noah, I don’t think you read the footnotes.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4487	Is was his idea	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4488	This will go down in fishtory.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4489	It's too noisy in there.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4490	Read the book! One pair of each species, except fish, dummy.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4491	Please! We Flounder.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
4492	What is this “Miracle of the Loaves and Fishes”, exactly?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4493	Are you sure He said two of EVERY species?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4494	What do you mean, there are no reservations?!	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4495	Can we get a ride to the top of the river ?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4496	But we like water!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4497	I think you have this all wrong Noah!	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
4498	There is something fishy going on here	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
4499	What part of Noah don’t you understand?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4500	Say we make it up-ramp, can you keep the Grizzlies off us till we spawn?	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4501	We blame Global Warming!	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4502	Hey, Noah! Are you giving us feet if we go on this boat ride of yours?	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4503	How much lox can I make with two of you?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4504	You don't need to come on the ark. Just stay in the ocean.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
4505	We're the Trout's, Rainbow Trout nice to meet you. Noah: great to meet you too, what's a Rainbow?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4506	We specifically requested the kosher meal!	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4507	The fake news is saying you’re big on diversity and headed upstream.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4508	But we have to swim up-plank!	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4509	When this is over, we're putting you overboard for 40 days and 40 nights, mister.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4510	Do you have any idea how hard it is to find our home stream when it’s under 30,000 ft of water	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4511	We did ask for very specific accommodations you know.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
4512	Seriously, a flood is nothing more than putting an addition on your home. What’s the big deal?	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
4513	Our decendents will be land animals...learn your biology.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4514	I told you there was a wheelchair accessible ramp.	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
4515	Please don't put us by the bears.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4516	If it's Friday, may we please have other than fish?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4517	I'd like to discuss our accommodations.	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
4518	You were going to leave us high and dry, weren’t you?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4519	Yeah, we're flying fish. But we're still not birds!	1.1508	0.03749	126	110	13	3
4520	Hay, Noah. I realize this journey means we will avoid extinction, but he's the ugliest kapplette I've ever seen.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4521	Noah ark with a pool?	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4522	Dude, we KNOW what He said...	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4523	Listen pal, before we get on board can you explain to us again exactly why a once in a lifetime flood is so perilous for us? - Paul Jelinek, NYC	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4524	Why us? It's crowded enough in there already.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4525	You two are the ones that started all this!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4526	I think this is out of our element!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4527	Is it weird that she’s my sister?	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4528	Did you remember to fertilize the eggs I laid before we started boarding?	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4529	And you know what she said after that? ‘Don’t worry be happy?’	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4530	No fish on board?? I guess we're royally scrod.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4531	I'm telling you it won't work; she's like a cold fish.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4532	I said I wanted Two carp not to carp	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4533	Another great point, Frank, my name is Tom	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4534	Let’s be honest, this whole thing really isn’t believable in any way. So I say, why NOT include us?	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4535	I appreciate the evolution you’ve made to get here, but we only accept reservations, no walk-ins.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4536	We are fine in the water, Noah.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4537	We ask for no special accommodations. Maybe some newspaper.	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
4538	If you say "Blue Fish," you're gonna get such a slap.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
4539	How are you going to explain this in your book?	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
4540	Say,did God mention anything about an aquarium?	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
4541	As one fish to another,safety in numbers.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
4542	You realize that we do not have to get into the boat.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
4543	Ahh, Lunch	1.1500	0.04794	100	90	5	5
4544	We don't believe the deboner and fryer 'came with the ship'.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4545	So if we get the credit card, will you waive the 58 dollar water fee?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4546	You wouldn’t fit in.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4547	Where's the rooftop pool?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4548	Must be on 2 or 4 legs? Didn't they eliminate that requirement through legislation?	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
4549	What do you mean get ready for the weekly fish fry?	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
4550	My advice…stay close	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
4551	We liked it better before.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
4552	We’re Here Because of Moses.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4553	And you actually expect us to spawn when we get there?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4554	Maybe Tik-Tok wasn't the best way to get the word out.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
4555	I Wish Jesus was here	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
4556	Where's the bowl you promised?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
4557	You do understand that we welcome the rising water?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4558	No worries everyone! They identify as sheep.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4559	I know you said to go forth and multiply, but Noah, he's gay	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4560	Would you be able to drop us off at the headwaters of the Columbia River?	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4561	You can lead the ark upstream!	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
4562	Don’t you like the new condo?” “Not if there’s no profit in it.”	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4563	Listen chum, Salmon I can handle the rain!	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4564	catch and throw? Ha!	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4565	Not the luxury cruise we thought il would be !	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
4566	You know, we’d be better off in the water the on some boat!	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
4567	Shepherd looking at two fish from Noah’s yacht.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4568	But you took the mayflies!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4569	Uh, no thanks. I think we'll walk.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4570	One if by land, two if by sea, right?	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4571	Hey Bub. God said two of a kind, not two of the same kind of sex.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4572	The name's Solomon not Salmon.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4573	If what you’re saying is true, then why would you drag us to here, you monster.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
4574	It’s irrelevant that we can impregnate ourselves - you still need to take two of us	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
4575	Do you want to tell him or should I?	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
4576	We're fresh water fish.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4577	You're just going to have to trust us. We're a pair.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4578	God's plan seems really incest-based. We're in.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4579	We heard you have great accommodations."	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
4580	Try to see it my way. A flood is a good thing.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
4581	Didn’t say anything about ‘mammals only’ policy on the website	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4582	We don't need your help—Cod always has a plan!	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
4583	Save yourself and keep walking. We're filled with plastic.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
4584	We’d prefer to be part of the Flood.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4585	Sorry , the only room left is with the Grizzly Bears .	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
4586	You did say a major flood…why can’t you just leave us in the pond?	1.1489	0.04773	94	84	6	4
4587	We were promised separate tanks.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4588	Did you miss the memo about floods being "our thing?"	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4589	We know your cane doubles as a fishing pole.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4590	You know what they say about the road to hell.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4591	I get awful FOMO	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4592	What are you talking about? There aren't any locks on this door!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4593	Sure she's coming? It's not one of those events you show up late to.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4594	‘Look, I thought it was going to be fun. Don’t be such a wet fish.’	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4595	If I knew this was a sex boat I wouldn't have brought my sister	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4596	Who thought it was funny to put us next to the bears?	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4597	A cruise was the last item on our "10 Things to do Before We Spawn" list.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4598	We want fair representation, or we strike, we’re union fish.	1.1489	0.04773	94	84	6	4
4599	Would it be too much trouble to send out a donkey?	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4600	NOah FISHING	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4601	Daring, here we go, but 40 days and nights in the rain, to me, is preferable.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4602	Think about it, Charlie. Why would he say salmon need to come on board to be saved from a flood? He might be a serial killer, and we might end up as lox. If you see any bagels, flop back overboard, quick!	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4603	You're really denying us boarding???	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4604	Farmed or fresh?	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
4605	The new fishbowl decor sure seems Old Testament to me!	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
4606	Any room for stowaways?	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4607	We'll go only if you require fish free Friday meals !	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4608	You know this is a slippery slope, right?	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4609	I think we can handle the flood, Noah.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4610	Is this boat going upstream or downstream?	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4611	Walk up the gangplank? Are you kidding? I'm so out of breath I can hardly wiggle.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
4612	Are you sure this is necessary? We are, after all, fish.	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
4613	What about our kids?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4614	What do you mean, "strict dress code onboard"??	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
4615	Does this AirBnB have a swimming pool?	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
4616	Back in our day, we had to swim upstream both ways.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
4617	Have you done any research at all about natural habitats?	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
4618	I am afraid your travel agent booked you on the wrong couples cruise.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4619	Again, why would your purser assign us to the grizzly bear berth?!	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
4620	maybe you should save space for others, and just throw us back in.	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
4621	I really don't feel like you're doing enough to be inclusive of the gilled community right now.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4622	I hope you’re right about this flood business. We can only hold our gills so long.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4623	Really? It's raining and the fish are on the boat?	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
4624	Dad always taught me to spawn smarter, not harder.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4625	Um, Noah, we're a little worried that you just want us onboard to be food for the other animals.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4626	So after I swam up a waterfall, you expect me to spend 40 days and 40 nights on this tub? Get real, Buster.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4627	What do you mean just grin and bear it?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4628	We called earlier and were told you can only take two.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4629	I TOLD you this wasn't a fish ladder!	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4630	Listen pal, even if we're smoked we ain't gonna feed 5000 people	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4631	Our instincts are to swim up stream, not up gangway	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4632	Who do you have to wine to to get a drink around here?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4633	Remember to charge your iPad.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4634	something smells fishy	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4635	We understand your plan, but it is still a clear OSHA violation.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4636	Where’s the cardboard box?!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4637	we need to speak to the manager	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4638	Noah, you could have released us a few days earlier.	1.1475	0.04143	122	109	8	5
4639	Can you tell us when the flood is going to arrive?	1.1475	0.04143	122	109	8	5
4640	gkdfdjfkdj	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4641	Why did you cover us in capers, Noah?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4642	There's room on the wall, by chance, do you know the words to Don't Worry, Be Happy?	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
4643	You forgot about the little guy, didn't you!?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4644	A 10 gallon aquarium? Are you kidding?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4645	Who needs feet," you said. "We'll never have to walk on land," you said..	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4646	Hey it’s not our fault that the 7 seven seas express was full!	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
4647	What part of "Flooding the World" did you not understand?	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
4648	You think we didn't notice the risotto and slaw?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4649	So where’s the loafs?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4650	We’re on our honeymoon.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4651	Could you at least afford a little water on this ramp ?	1.1471	0.04493	102	91	7	4
4652	Is there an extra charge for the pool?	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
4653	How soon until we evolve into human beings?	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
4654	I am really looking forward to the water arriving.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4655	Wrong scene fellas, come back for the Sermon on the Mount.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
4656	I don’t care what the other couples did,we definitely did not sign up for a cruise.	1.1471	0.04493	102	91	7	4
4657	So what you're telling us is: We're in the tank either way, right?	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
4658	You already turned our water into wine. What’s next? Hanging us on the wall?	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
4659	God needs a new editor	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4660	That last storm threw us up onto your deck. Is there a river near here so we can get home?	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4661	As a carp, I have to carp: Let. Us. Swim. Behind.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
4662	We'll go along with you, but don't take us in.	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
4663	We're both males, but he's not in the mood.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
4664	Frankly I prefer death by flood.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
4665	Would you mind letting us off in the Bahamas?	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
4666	Thanks, but we can sit this one out.	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
4667	Sorry, my Lord. The loaves are still in the oven	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4668	Arc shmarc. I need a live one.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4669	Just remember Noah,we are salt water fish!	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4670	What’s the deal with “Roe roe roe your boat…?”	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4671	We'd like the late dinner seating.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4672	Sorry guys! We couldn't tolerate your smell for even 4 days and nights!	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4673	Don't ask me, ask God.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4674	The grizzly bears invited us.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4675	Forget the boat. We'll redo the whole evolution from scratch.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4676	Peepeepoopoofart	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
4677	Stifle It Little Woman!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4678	Nice try. We can't mate.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4679	We would like separate tanks, please.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4680	We know, it’s just that our family will definitely come visit one they see we have more space	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4681	Sorry pal, this isn't a singles event.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4682	You do know we’ll be okay in any flood of Biblical proportions.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4683	She doesn’t want to be anywhere near me	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4684	Water will be available with beverage service once we reach cruising altitude.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4685	One fish, two fish...and why don't I have blue fish?	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4686	Hang in there, there's lots of water coming.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4687	When I parted the Red Sea, it was not my intent to make you guys, fish out of water.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4688	Oh so you can “take” the reservation, you just don’t know how to “hold” the reservation?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4689	Everyone is allowed on the cruise except us... that's not fair!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4690	There are two bears seated next to us so we'll just catch the next one.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4691	You seriously think salmon farming is a good idea?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4692	Our last landlord was charging by the sq. foot	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4693	You still haven't decided if you want to see the Ark half full or half empty	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4694	Climate change or not, we're all in this together!	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4695	Got room for 'Chicken of the Sea'?	1.1458	0.04678	96	86	6	4
4696	So I looked at him and said “ it’s a FLOOD we’re talking about here”.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4697	We don't want to go. We love the new neighborhood.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4698	Any bread to go with the fish for the miracle of the day?	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4699	Do I LOOK like one of those jumping fish?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4700	We could just stay here, you know.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4701	The fact that we're talking flood makes this kind of pointless, don't you think?	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4702	What do you mean, no sea view seats?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4703	Your WiFi Network is Ark#1 Your password: 2 fourtheshow."	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4704	He wasn't carping. He just needs some help up the ramp.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4705	"I'm telling you, you'll love the recipe, but it calls for 3 of us!"	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4706	Flooding? You know how fish work right?	1.1458	0.04678	96	86	6	4
4707	You predict a great flood! From your lips to God’s ears.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4708	A fortune for these tickets! A FORTUNE! And you took us UPSTREAM!?	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
4709	Some are fishers and other like to be fished!	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
4710	Not enough legroom...	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4711	A room with an ocean view, or we're not going!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4712	Forget it Noah, it won't work.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
4713	Just don't put us with the loaves.	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4714	Noah, we can’t live under these conditions. The lack of amenities is unacceptable.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4715	You are trying to get away from the water while we want back in the water!	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
4716	Who are you kidding? We saw the menu.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4717	She just won't stop that carping!	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
4718	Thanks, but no. Deluge it is.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4719	We were packed in here like sardines!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4720	Are you sure it's necessary for us to come with you?	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4721	There is noah way I'm letting the entire school onboard.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
4722	By the time you dock we’ll evolve feet.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4723	Sam and Mike in "The End of Salmon"	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4724	Pisceans?! On a rescue boat. No way. Please go back to your dreamy waters.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4725	Leave us in the rain barrel. We'll be fine.	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4726	Still waiting for the loaves?	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4727	One fish two fish On to the arc you go	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4728	Well, I suppose you'll make us sing for our supper?	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
4729	Sure, we could have swum ourselves, but we just didn't feel like going outside in all that rain!	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
4730	Vibes were off	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
4731	So you can tune an engine but you can't tuna fish?	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4732	OK. Now that we’re planked, go get some lemons and a handful of cilantro leaves.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4733	Another guy in the future Is going to feed a multitude With just a few of us, So we need to get spawning	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4734	Listen up Noah, I'm asking for both of us!	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
4735	I guess clothes really do make the man.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4736	Kiss my caudal fin, Noah! All you want is fish and chips this Friday.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4737	Can you please tell her we are not missing the boat…WE don’t need a ride?!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4738	For God's sake Noah, we'll be fine!	1.1444	0.04886	90	81	5	4
4739	I knew we shouldn't have listened to them bad-mouthing the flood.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4740	Is it true you have two bears on board?	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4741	Ark? We don’t need no stinkin’ ark.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4742	We're best served alfresco with loaves of bread.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4743	Welcome to St. Joe’s Friday Night Fish Fry. Your table’s reserved!	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4744	Our cousins, the Orcas will not be so easy a catch	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4745	Excuse me, which way is Noah’s Aquarium?	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4746	This is supposed to be a L-A-D-D-E-R!	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4747	Don’t worry. If we don’t die this way, Darwin will surely get us.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4748	“So, where are the loves?”	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4749	We'd like our own cabin, away from the bears.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4750	What? Would you want to get caught up in the flood if YOU could swim? Didn't think so.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4751	We didn't think this through. Today is daylight saving time??	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4752	It’s pronounced ‘salmon’.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4753	What do you MEAN you don’t know Take Me to the River?!	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4754	Noah, I promised her a retirement cruise	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4755	We are wondering what time the pool opens after we set sail? .	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4756	Can you take us to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4757	We would like a cabin next to the infinity pool, but on a different deck than the bears please.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4758	Why can't we stay in the water	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
4759	We don’t really need to be here, do we?	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4760	I’m just saying it’s kinda difficult to be fruitful and multiply here, Noah.”	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4761	We're not willing to die for the cause.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4762	And just what happened to the Red Fish and the Blue Fish??	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4763	I'll take the one that is smiling. I need cheering up.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4764	Whatta you mean we were catfished?	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4765	THINK, Noah. You only have about 5 minutes.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
4766	How come we only get on-board on fry days?	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4767	Let’s make a deal.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4768	I hate to say this, but I think we’re related!	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4769	We’re fish, we love floods. We’re NOT getting on your silly boat!	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
4770	You couldn't have made this more accessible?!	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4771	There better not be whales in there.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4772	This is the worst fish ladder ever!	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4773	Will you tell those two bears that this is not a seafood restaurant?	1.1442	0.04410	104	93	7	4
4774	Calling this carping is just adding insult to injury.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
4775	I think you wanted the land sharks.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4776	Lucky for you two, we have a pool on the upper deck!	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4777	We heard Him say: 'get to your perch'	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4778	Why are you looking at us,we don’t even like shrimp!	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4779	Sorry, man, but her heart's set on it, and we DO have a reservation.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
4780	I felt more like food than a guest on this cruise.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
4781	Thanks for the ride. I was worried that you'd salt and dry us out, then cover us with sauce and have us for dinner. Which way back to the sea?	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4782	‘This guy drives me nuts- always with the “where are the loaves” joke.’	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4783	Oh my God, this cruise has been awful. Please get me your manager.	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
4784	If I am going to be relied on to replicate my species for future generations, could I swap her out for a cuter one?	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
4785	Yeah sure we aren't just dinner.	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
4786	The DEI department sent us.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4787	Holy mackerel...catch of the day?	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4788	Is there a salt water pool on board? If not, we'll wait for the next one." Lauren B. Antonelli Ringwood, NJ laurenbantonelli@gmail.co	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
4789	They kicked us out. 'You're fish - why do you care about floods?'	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4790	Seriously, Noah? Someday there will be a law about accessible entrances.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4791	Don’t be so damned pedantic. Leave us alone, we’ll be just fine.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
4792	Oh. I guess we shouldn't have skipped so much school.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4793	It's not Charle. It's Phil.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4794	But I'm telling you this is my sister!	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
4795	Different species? No problemo; but didn't anyone think to look under the hood? Billions of fish in the sea and you supposed fishermen hook a hermaphrodite!	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4796	Sorry Noah, but your kid never asked about my orientation.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4797	Did you remember to freeze the 5 barley loaves?	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
4798	I guess it's too much to expect to be included into your gang of misfits and n'er do wells.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4799	You are not the type of fish that begins to smell after 3 days, are you?	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4800	Where is the waterslide?	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
4801	We may look alike,but we are different. If you don't let me on,Noah,you will regret it. Trust me.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
4802	Now see here, you said, “Two of every animal goes on the boat.” So by your logic, we should be on that boat! We are NOT swimming the entire time! We deserve to be on that boat. Let me speak to your supervisor, NOW!	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4803	We were told there'd be loaves" Brooke Raymond informationwiz@yahoo.com (917) 474-3456	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
4804	I don't mean to carp, but...	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
4805	We only have 15 minutes to catch our next ship, if we have to go through security again we’re screwed	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4806	As if swimming upstream wasn't hard enough	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4807	Can you drop us off downstream? We'll take it from there."	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4808	Don't worry, I'll put you in a big barrel of water on this boat for a big trip to where the swimming is great!	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4809	No, this was nothing like "Love Is Blind on a cruise ship!"	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4810	What the heck are us fresh water fish supposed to do when salt water covers the Earth?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4811	Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink!?	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
4812	Right—you’re sooo evolved.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
4813	Let's see ya do it!	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4814	Do you offer any accommodations away from the bears?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
4815	Nobody could have seen that iceberg	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4816	Are there bagels on the menu? My wife wants to know.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4817	You think we don't know we're food for this trip?!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4818	Wait! Who told you to get rid of all the water?	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4819	What were you thinking? Now we have to evolve!	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4820	Seriously? . . . If it's all the same to you, I think we'd rather take our chances with the water.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4821	We want a refund, bro. There’s only two chicks on this whole cruise.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
4822	Nobody thought of bringing a fish tank?	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
4823	Thanks, we'd love to stay but I've got to get to work early and Merridith doesn't trust the new babysitter.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4824	In there? I see the way they look at her! They're practically drooling over my wife	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
4825	I forgot my wallet.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4826	We like to be served with fresh Matzo ball soup.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
4827	I think there's something fishy going on here.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
4828	Noah, you’ve really let us down with this whole priority boarding thing.	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
4829	You're gonna need us. Trust me.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4830	The rest of the gang is coming soon.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4831	You know we die after we span	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4832	DON''T BUILD YOUR CHURH HERE. I''M ALERGIC TO HUMANS.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4833	Actually, we'd have done better in the rising water.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4834	Look, all I'm saying is that this feels like a long con to get us evolving into land animals.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4835	Usually a fish pairing comes with a good wine🍷#noahsark #tavern	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4836	Docking Noah a star because I asked for filets.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4837	This is wrong. We need to get on the submarine.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
4838	Forty days of upstreaming…can’t wait.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4839	Hey Noah! Your God is a very selective biologist!	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
4840	Two of every kind includes the Silly Salmon.	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
4841	I ask for tuna and you send me a carp?!	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
4842	Like we really need help surviving a flood! Hello??	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4843	Can you make sure our cabin isn’t next to the bears?	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4844	Does it look like we care you’re ADA compliant?	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4845	Welcome! Tonight’s special is fish and ships.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4846	So, you're trying to save us from a bunch of water, huh? What have you been smoking, old man?	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4847	You can get on the ship only if you accept the two-child policy	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4848	We assume this couples’ getaway comes with a pool?	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4849	Don’t make me turn this ark around.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4850	You're lucky neither of us is Kosher.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4851	We'll be right back. We forgot our water	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4852	I know you mean well but something is missing here.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4853	No welcome drink? What kind of cruise is this?	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4854	Seriously, we’ll be okay on our own.	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4855	I think we’ll be fine	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4856	These are not the scales I was hoping to find!	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4857	Moses, sir, I have crippling separation anxiety.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4858	…and we don’t want to be dinner.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4859	We're goin' in Noah, but we wanna see you get those two Great Whites behind you into the ark.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4860	Not sure I can be much help to you, Old Man. You grabbed a sterile mutant.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4861	Teach the man to fish instead of giving him a fish	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
4862	Sorry you two haven't evolved enough yet.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4863	And we should care because …?	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4864	We don’t have flood insurance.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4865	How do you feel about riding standby?	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4866	You said all animals, two by two! Then where's the pool on this cruise ship?	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4867	Zero stars, would not recommend	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4868	I thought you said "two if by sea"	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4869	The cedar plank salmon comes highly recommended by our Lord & Savior	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
4870	We're not gonna swim unless you do!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4871	The terms clearly state ‘two of every kind’ bucko!	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4872	We were told you can make us some legs	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4873	I don’t care that there’s a Wal-Mart here…	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4874	All I'm asking is we take a look at this whole 'return to office' policy	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4875	Jesus, that was long… whoever that is.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4876	@thejamieyost and, I DIDN’T GET THE @#$%ING MEMO!	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4877	I don't know who taught you poker, but a pair of carps will not beat a straight flood.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
4878	Sorry guys, this isn’t about the two of every kind thing, it’s been really hard to get bears on the boat..	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4879	We’ll give you our first born. We’ll name them caviar.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4880	With the bears? O.K. , look Noah, just let us off at the first stream, how' s that?	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
4881	I will not plural YOU	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4882	We're going to get smoked in there!	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4883	Won't we last longer out here?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4884	Anachronism, man!	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4885	The tickets say “Kitchen Section.” What’s that?	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4886	Next you're going to tell us that you dumped the other animals into the sea.?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4887	In the future there’ll be three loaves in this door dash order.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
4888	You know, Mable, we can survive a flood. I think this geezer just wants a nice dinner.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
4889	Are you headed upstream?	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
4890	Listen carefully. We have gills!	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4891	Take me! I can sing and swish my tail rhythmically on demand.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4892	Is this the cryogenic fish entrance?	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
4893	Not the multiplication tables again….	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4894	We were led to believe that the call was for one if by land, two if by sea.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
4895	Thanks, but we'll take our chances.	1.1400	0.04499	100	90	6	4
4896	You promised us a multi-story carp ark!	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
4897	be careful...there are plenty more of you in the sea!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4898	Common sense says we’re someone’s supper.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4899	We’d like to speak with a manger.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4900	Save us like hell, we were born on this ark. Now if you will excuse me, I’d like to go have sex with my wife and die.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4901	Unbelievable. There are no railings on this ramp	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4902	Noah's Fish Thanks	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4903	Don't worry, we will get off at the next stop.	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
4904	Maybe we didn’t need to learn to walk on land after all.	1.1400	0.04499	100	90	6	4
4905	Now what did God tell me...which one of you is kosher?	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
4906	Jesus isn’t coming, is he? I don’t think there’ll be enough room on the ark if he starts multiplying us again.	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
4907	Fresh water or salt?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4908	If there is going to be that much water, why can’t we stay outside instead of on the Ark ? R.L. Russell Marion, Iow	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4909	Bad idea, Noah. Leave us outside, we'll swin alongside the ark. We promise.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4910	Yea she’s my sister. What’s the problem?"	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4911	". . . . . . or get off the pot!"	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4912	Noah, we know you have your orders but could we stay another week, they say there are going to be a lot of places where to swim without being afraid to be caught.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4913	How the hell are we going to spawn in this tub?	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4914	How many days and nights until the ladder works?	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4915	We're in our saltwater phase, so you can let us out.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4916	Seriously, Noah, we can "ride this out" better in the sea.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4917	Hey Noah, sorry to burst your bubble, but we haven't evolved to live out of water yet.	1.1398	0.04735	93	84	5	4
4918	Forty days and forty nights?	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4919	You should’ve cut bait.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4920	Come on, Noah. Fish need water!	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4921	Quit carping...you're just fish out of water.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4922	Maybe it won’t work without a side of loaves?	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4923	I know you meant well but we were doing GREAT in the flood.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4924	We can’t live out of water. Maybe if you read your Bible once in a while you’d know you’re only supposed to take the land animals.	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
4925	We could be safe if they don't find the barley loaves	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4926	Yes, we know about the flood, we just don’t see the problem.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4927	I’m sorry but we have a strict “no throuple” policy.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4928	We'll go out own way when the time comes.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4929	We thought you said you believed in Cod not God	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4930	Look Noah, I know you mean well, but it's probably best if we just stay here.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4931	Honestly, fella, I can only hope it rains.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4932	I already told you we identify as mammals	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4933	Berth beds!? But we upgraded to business to get water beds.	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
4934	He thinks he's gonna decide how many babies I can spawn?	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4935	So you say you are a practicing Pescatarian, and you love all fish?	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
4936	Why should we give special treatment to the land animals?	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4937	„But I’m sure the lady on the phone said deep dive pool. Have you ever tried to swim in a deep fry tool?“	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4938	Excuse me, how many pools are on this cruise? Nikolai Morales, Saint Paul, MN	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4939	We requested an inside cabin.	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
4940	So what’s the big love for mammals?	1.1389	0.05346	72	65	4	3
4941	If you see 5 loaves, we're out of here....	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
4942	Actually, salmon prefers cedar wood.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4943	We know, it's ironic. We're just trying to cover all possibilities.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4944	5 more minutes and you would’ve made it.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4945	Are you sure we have to take her?	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4946	He's One Fish, I'm Two Fish...we're missing the other two!	1.1386	0.04457	101	91	6	4
4947	Don't expect us to keep up with the loaves.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4948	Hey wiseguy. Youse’ll be gettin’ a quick lesson on the term “sleeps with the fishes” if you don’t let us on board.	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
4949	You couldn’t install a bar in the boat?	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
4950	You're not fooling anyone. The only role we could play on that arc is dinner.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4951	I have little desire to procreate with a cold fish.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
4952	40 days of interrogations. I’ll see myself out, thank you.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4953	The aquarium is starboard towards the bow.	1.1383	0.04687	94	85	5	4
4954	Did you pack enough food for the Grizzly Bears?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4955	A two for one deal is hard to pass up.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4956	Well, I think you two will make out just fine when the rains begin.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4957	Scurry along now or I’ll have the wife load the tartar sauce.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4958	Yep, it's about that time again	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4959	40 days and 40 nights locked up on a boat with my wife? Give me the flood, sir.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4960	We left when they brought out the loaves of bread and came here.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4961	We both know what u think u know	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4962	No, you are not being "inclusive."	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4963	...but the brochure said it was salt water pool, not a chlorinated one...	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4964	Planning on having us for dinner?	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
4965	We'll stay out. We find the environment outside more to our liking.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4966	If you want to survive you'd bear witness better back in the sea.	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
4967	What do you mean, we're ungrateful?!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4968	Flood? Schmud...	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
4969	We don't need your ark, we'll be running.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4970	I'm calling my lawyer! Your vessel is not ADA compliant. You're required to have a large aquarium aboard.	1.1379	0.04952	87	79	4	4
4971	We have a better chance at Cap'n John's annual fish fry !	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4972	Sorry, if you’re a talking fish, you can’t go on the back of a car the way your quiet brother can.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
4973	The ‘ol bait and switch. He said if we join now, he’d throw in an extra fry.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4974	There’s all this water around us, but none inside!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4975	We know. Timing is everything.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4976	We may not creepeth over the earth but we do swimeth and you are gonna need some big fish in your new pond to run things for you,just saying!	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4977	So...Noah, where's all the water you've been telling us about?	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4978	He didn't make it. So much for gefiltefish.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4979	Ok, don't panic. Yes, I forgot a fish tank. I'm human, alright. And, no, being out of water for a prolonged period is not good for you. Just give me a minute. Give me a minute. I'll figure this out.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4980	The long face" is because we don't want to be at the Trump banquet	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4981	Lovely invitation, but we fear it would be a bit suffocating.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4982	I’m not going if she is going	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4983	Ah...what part of No don't you understand?	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4984	Well technically we	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4985	Noah, we decided that it makes more sense for us to wait for the deluge.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
4986	Mammals only? You’ll here from my lawyer buddy.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4987	We were thinking, “A flood; how bad could that be, we’re fish!” But then we were talking, “Maybe this Noah guy knows something, like maybe he got a message from God or something.” So, we decided to play it safe and board with the mammals.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4988	We actually think it’d be selfish to bring fry into this world.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4989	We’re Gen Z.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
4990	Is this one going upstream?	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
4991	Ain’t no way I’m goin’ in there after I saw your daughter roll in a Kamodo Joe!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4992	Hey! It doesn't matter even it is water.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4993	If we stand up and walk aboard, the world eventually will be sorry.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4994	You'll need to bring lox more of us in to enjoy forty days	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4995	We were told there would be unicorns.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4996	When I said I wanted to drop out of school, this wasn't what I pictured	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4997	Whadday mean, there's no tank!	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4998	When God wrote the rules for Noah, he didn't account for common sense	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4999	How the fossil fuel industry will save us from climate change	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
5000	Our divorce was finalized last week.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5001	I told you we should have arrived fashionably late.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
5002	No, ah, I don't think 'God-Boy' built an aquarium up there.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5003	Then, who's the one that turns water into wine?	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5004	Yo! Mo! It would be better for us if we just followed along.”	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5005	dam… I thought I picked a non-gay fish	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
5006	You've got the wrong story. We can't feed 5000!	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
5007	You're making us room with the SHARKS?!?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5008	Legally schmegally, we are divorced.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5009	If we survive this, we’ll audition for Loaves and Fishes next season.”	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
5010	You know that we're fish, right?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5011	Thanks so much for the "help", pal.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5012	We prefer taking our chances with the flood.	1.1364	0.04181	110	99	7	4
5013	I hope you do realize that we would be just fine in this vastly expanding ocean that appears to be coming our way.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
5014	Seriously, how we gonna live, bro?	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
5015	Sorry, you only purchased a one way ticket.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
5016	He better not pull that Loaves crap on me	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5017	I told her, 'Don't worry, I NOAH guy'"	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5018	I swear to God, if you say ‘Go fish’	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5019	So this is a FLOOD we'll be avoiding, correct? You realize we can swim, right?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5020	Imma roe roe roe all up in this mufuggin boat!	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
5021	I think I might need more fish. I have a big dinner party tonight	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5022	Excuse me,you interrupted us.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5023	"As the ocean is just big enough to hold no less than 33,600 species of fish, you may want a bigger boat."	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
5024	''It is not healthy to be angry in your last moments of life .'' Unnati Singh, Gujarat, India.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5025	I'm sorry, the pool is being serviced....but there will be Bingo on the Lido deck starting at four.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5026	But it was just about to get good out here.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
5027	The tigers drank all the water.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5028	Samson? I think you misheard. See any hair on this salmon head?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5029	So you’re saying you’re anti-swimming species?	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
5030	Why are we sharing a room with all these loaves of bread?	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
5031	There's something fishy about this story.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
5032	Fomo, huh?	1.1359	0.04150	103	92	8	3
5033	Noah's GPS broke. You're up.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
5034	When I said ladder, I meant ladder - this is a ramp!	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
5035	At least give us a fin,would you?	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
5036	We CAN swim, you know!	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
5037	In few hundred years we’ll pair up with five loaves of bread	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5038	Dude, we were fine in a flood.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5039	You're not going to be able to rely on hatchery salmon!	1.1358	0.05198	81	74	3	4
5040	Are your brains fish food? It's a FLOOD, folks.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
5041	Sarah I told you we can’t be late now we have to wait for the next ship!	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5042	What do you mean, "You are sorry but both sexes look alike."	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
5043	What do you mean, we're bunking in the kitchen?	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5044	Noah Schmoa, throw us back in the wata!	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
5045	Is it OK if we just follow the ark?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
5046	Oh, I see, you'll let the axolotls on, but my wife and I aren't on the list? Is that it	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
5047	Hey, Noah! This is NOT what we signed up for! Where’s the pool we were promised?	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
5048	We’re the food? I thought there was a catch!	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5049	Noah wasn’t the smartest fish in the school	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
5050	De tin marin de do pingue, cucara macara títere fue!	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
5051	I get what you're saying, but we're just not going to Turks and Caicos	1.1351	0.03942	111	99	9	3
5052	Thanks, but that was not really necessary.	1.1351	0.03942	111	99	9	3
5053	We'd like a large bowl with a view and we're deffinately NOT kosher.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5054	Too cheap for a water slide?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5055	You've got a pool on this cruise ship, right?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5056	Geez, it's only a little water--and yes, we're carp.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5057	We can't stand another minute together. If only there were plenty of fish in the sea.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5058	That's why you had us in there?!	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5059	Sorry human! This ship is animal-only.	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
5060	We don’t get divided ‘’till you put out those loaves!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5061	Why are we berthed next to the cook?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5062	Haven’t you heard about DIB—Diversity, Inclusion, and Belonging?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5063	"We know that we're not invited; we're just here for the halibut."	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
5064	Sorry...We kinda ate all your loaves.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5065	I don't think this is going to work...	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5066	Save us please!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5067	We were the first, now we are leaving because you are making a mess of this planet	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5068	We just wanted to watch you bang your daughters	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5069	I thought you said there’d be plenty of water?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5070	Listen, I’ll turn this ark right around.	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
5071	You, fish, will coupled with five barley loaves at a later date.	1.1346	0.04333	104	94	6	4
5072	We need to speak with HR.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
5073	What do you mean we're outside pets?	1.1346	0.04112	104	93	8	3
5074	So you're say'n there's gonna be lots of rain and that's why we should get in this wooden tub?	1.1346	0.04333	104	94	6	4
5075	Do we have to take her with us? She’s a carp and believe me she lives up to the name.	1.1346	0.04112	104	93	8	3
5076	Door Dash is getting worse by the day!	1.1346	0.04333	104	94	6	4
5077	They sent the two oldest in the pond, Trump and Biden	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
5078	Don't know how the heck he thinks we are supposed to feed this crowd.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
5079	Noah, before we board, what's your policy regarding Fish on Friday?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5080	We're completely booked, but trust me, you'll be fine.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5081	Can we get out when the flood starts?	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5082	I take it you’re not familiar with Reasonable Accommodations under the Ark Disabilities Act.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5083	Hey! We didn’t try to drag you into the water!	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
5084	Make sure we don’t end up as a tuna melt on a Noah’s bagel!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5085	My partner and I are land curious	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5086	Noah regrets saving The Carp: "God will flood the entire earth, you said. Rain for 40 days and 40 nights, you said. And now look where we are!"	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
5087	Will there be more fish in the sea?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5088	Yeah, well, your feet stink! Hey buddy, you cast the first stone.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5089	Forty days or forty months, it's not OUR problem, Noah!	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5090	When do WE get to see you naked?	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5091	Sounds very fishy to me. We don't need to get on a boat for a flood. You just want to eat us. Pffft.	1.1340	0.04548	97	88	5	4
5092	Seriously? She only has 200 followers.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
5093	This trip is not necessary for us	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5094	You like sashimi, right? Let us on!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5095	Could you leave us at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5096	I assume we’ll be on the lido deck next to the pool?	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
5097	We ordered an Uber, not a group taxi! No tip for you!	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
5098	It’s a Sicilian message. The rest of ‘em sleep with the fishes.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5099	We got the fishes. You get the loaves.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
5100	This better be a VERY short trip.	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
5101	Did you bring the loaves?	1.1339	0.03473	112	98	13	1
5102	Only if I can find a pair of bagels.	1.1333	0.04793	90	82	4	4
5103	"We mudskippers, do so creepeth on land, and therefore, belong onboard."	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5104	How much dough will it cost......sorry, I mean roe?	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5105	Evolution is likley, but maybe not quite this fast.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5106	Sorry Noah , but Our cabin doesn’t have any leaks !	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
5107	We weren’t certain whether to stay in the water or come aboard.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5108	We're evolving—you have a problem with that?	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
5109	Sushi or Sashimi?	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
5110	We was just swimming along, enjoying the flood…	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5111	Hey! I’m only doing this because I’m forced to by God, I didn’t sign up for it!	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5112	We're miserable together in the deep blue sea. You really want us to get in that thing?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5113	And I have told you I am homosexual!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5114	We paid good money to cruise on the Upstream Spawning Ark. Whaddya mean this ark only goes downstream.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5115	What do you mean we need a reservation, I thought there was room for all the animals?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5116	That was so not cool!	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5117	Will you be going upstream or downstream?	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
5118	See you on Sinai in forty days, ya schmuck.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5119	Thanks, but we've never been landlubbers.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5120	You could have left us where we were.	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
5121	What is it about Ark that you don’t understand from our viewpoint?	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5122	This sucks, but it beats being multiplied and fed to the masses!	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5123	We didn't call for an Uber.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5124	'Maude, get our luggage. I rather swim than stay on this overcrowded sardine can.'	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5125	so how do I make sure there’s one of each ?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5126	Hey, pal, could you give us a hand gettin’ up this thing?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5127	Moses, this is what happens when you part the seas. Just sayn	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5128	Count off.” “One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5129	I know, ah! These twosie fishsies out of water need rainy nights and daysies, daysies toosie.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5130	Are you sure you trust this guy? He looks too old.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5131	Forty days—for this?	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5132	This is what happens when you don't have underwater landing lights.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5133	Sorry, we'll need both of you to meet the government's spawning requirement.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5134	Hey, what if we don't want to enter a stinky ark? You know we can swim in the water?!	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
5135	No lox and bagels after the flood? Your call.	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
5136	Just keep swimming.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5137	We’re not catfishing you. We really are unicorns.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5138	I still don't see the point.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5139	In hindsight, the flood would have been a much better time for us.	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
5140	Where you gonna drop us, Einstein--a desert isle?	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
5141	We were promised a water bed when we booked this cruise	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
5142	We're starting to ramp up this operation	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
5143	The brochure showed water and billed it as a New Testament cruise!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5144	Be careful, his arc is worse than his bite!	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
5145	Don’t freak out…I’m pregnant.	1.1325	0.05077	83	76	3	4
5146	Jesus fish!	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
5147	If the ducks get to go, we do to!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5148	A forty day getaway is a lot of pressure for a first date. I think we’ll take our chances out here, thanks!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5149	Little help?	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5150	You did say "two by two" didn't you?	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5151	I hate it when she nicknames me "Mr. Chips"	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5152	See what had happen was the water is outside the boat.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5153	An omnivore's dilemma.	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
5154	Now, you’re sure this arc is headed UPstream?	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5155	We’d each like a window seat, please!	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5156	A descendant of yours will be a fisher of men.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5157	No, we are not a two-fer on the Early Bird special!	1.1321	0.04038	106	95	8	3
5158	And now you know the origin of the phrase, “Holy mackerel!”	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5159	All we need is a bathtub!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5160	Why did you pick him? We are just friends!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5161	ROW TRIP!!!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5162	If we’d known a little ‘inclement weather’ was enough to close the pool for forty days, we’d have stayed home.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5163	Thanks for including us, Dude, but I'm not sure you entirely get what's going on here.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5164	You won't need to be worried about being able to fill our tank.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5165	I hope there's a pool in there	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5166	Not sure this will save us,you idiot.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5167	We appreciate your efforts, Moses. But the whole world is covered in water. We'll survive.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5168	Would it have killed you to occasionally change our water?”	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5169	It’s a fair cop, Guv. We should have declared our three million eggs at passport control.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5170	The bill of laden called for a couple of bad-asses and they scooped us up.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5171	Uh, sorry but I don’t think the “miracle of the 5 loaves and 2 fish” is gonna apply in this particular scenario . . .	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
5172	You'll just have to learn to adapt.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5173	Ok, we have two fish for the boat. Or is that two fishes?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5174	Sorry but my direct order was to take every animal that creepeth on land.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5175	I told you he didn’t mean us!	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
5176	You said you have how many types of felines?	1.1318	0.03371	129	114	13	2
5177	Let's take our chances in the ocean.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
5178	Hey Noah, you didn't notice we were spawning	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5179	Um, we were doing okay on our own.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5180	Pescatarian? What in God’s name is that?	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
5181	No flood? Weatherman got it wrong again.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
5182	You could have just left us where we were	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5183	Tricky to invite us, but we know we are a good source of Omega 3 and healthy fats	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5184	And if you don't get along with the others, I'm going to toss you overboard.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
5185	This is why I don't trust weird men in robes	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5186	Starting to feel like a fish out of water?	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5187	You’re chances are better in the water.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
5188	Fried or poached?	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5189	I just can’t spend another month with her!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5190	And now the honeymoon suite is taken?	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5191	And whose genius idea is this, Jesus Christ?!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5192	What about us?	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5193	What's for dinner?	1.1311	0.03069	122	106	16	0
5194	We heard you got a fish tank in that monstrosity	1.1311	0.03672	122	109	10	3
5195	Ok, you caught us. We don’t have tickets but we are a pair.	1.1311	0.03852	122	110	8	4
5196	that's not a creel on your shoulder, is it?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5197	Really — this fish is my partner?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5198	Your handicap ramp is a flop.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5199	Hey, you may need us. We know all about water.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5200	WHADDA YA MEAN WE HAVE TO SWIM ALONG SIDE THE ARK?	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5201	You can only keep one, I vote for me to get left behind.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5202	He'll need us later to go with His loaves.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5203	You didn't think this choice through, did you? Huh?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5204	We come in schools. How are you every going to learn anything otherwise.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5205	Nah, it's just us. They all went to Disneyworld.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5206	We’ll stay and wait for the flood, but squeeze us and you can have IAF -- in arc fertilization."	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
5207	the exponential growth necessary for this Divine project is of the utmost importance	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
5208	Noah! What’s up man… umm thanks for the offer but we are going on a Phish run so we will catch up with you later.	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
5209	We won’t give you the ark, but we will teach you to build one.	1.1308	0.04217	107	97	6	4
5210	OCD, are we?	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
5211	No way - not until we see your fishing license.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
5212	No, really, we're fine.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
5213	We won't need saving!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5214	We heard it was a hurricane couples party.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5215	Hey Noah, where’s the flood that you promised us?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5216	Well, if you're willing to purchase flood insurance, I could talk to Him about letting you stay.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
5217	And another thing,. You mis-measured the cubits.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
5218	I need to have a word with your manager, son	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5219	Thanks anyway, but If it's all the same to you, the Mrs and I prefer to wait ashore for the flood.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5220	It’s evolution. We’ll probably be walking down that ramp when this is over.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
5221	No-ah do not wanna go in there!	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
5222	I don"t suppose we could get a tank with a little privacy?	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5223	You sure about this?	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5224	Are you sure you want two Flounder?	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5225	Come on, its not the dogs but heard its gonna rain cats, too!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5226	We didn't need to be rescued.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5227	Hey,Gopher. Is this the couples only cruise?	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5228	We heard you’re looking for two of every emoji.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5229	The plate of the day is sashimi?	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5230	You made us miss the swim of the century so you could hit your OKRs?!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5231	Read the invitation again, I says. I don’t wanna, he says.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5232	Obviously, you're dropping us off at the wrong location. We could have done better with an Uber.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5233	Your plan is flawed. We’ll take our chances in the flood.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5234	Fishwives - can't live with them, can't live without them.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5235	Pescatarians? No. No. I assure you the Bears have gone fully vegan.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
5236	Sorry guys,I can put you on the waitlist. But we aren’t heading upstream anyway.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5237	Where do you get off?	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
5238	Look,I know I smell. But if there is only one of us,he can	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
5239	This better be OSHA compliant.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
5240	Marge, don’t kid yourself. We both know he just wants fresh lox.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5241	It may interest you to learn that I name-check you in my new song, "I Rot in Hell While You Wait for Rainbows.'	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5242	We're better off staying behind.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5243	This is the last time that you throw your staff in our garden, Noah! You're ruining our anemones!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5244	Ohh no, I might have under-ordered	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5245	An old man was arguing with two fish that were ready to get into a boat. They were both very angry.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5246	We're headed up stream and we';re in a hurry!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5247	this isn't really working is it?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5248	You sea here, we’re just trying to stay afloat	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5249	Do we really have to go?	1.1293	0.03129	116	101	15	0
5250	No need to worry about us. We're just coming along for the ride.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5251	If I don't get laid on this trip I'm gonna kick your ass.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5252	In the back, please—next to the diving board.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5253	We'd like to upgrade from Bilge Class to Lounge Aquarium if available.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5254	Fish? No, we're water birds that eat insects, fly through the air and lay eggs! Our close friends, the bears, mentioned this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity -- so, which way to the bird deck?	1.1290	0.03792	124	112	8	4
5255	We get an en-suite bathroom or we don't go.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5256	What took you so damned long to let us out?	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5257	Are you omega-3 deficient or plain dumb.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5258	That’s enough of your savior complex Bub. We’re just fine.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5259	We agreed to be part of “two by two” not “to be eaten!”	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5260	Of all the choices, you put me with him	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5261	So,WAIT! They said that this would be an 'accessible' escape! What gives?!?!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5262	She's always carping!	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5263	On second thought, we're staying here.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5264	our relationship just hasn't been the same since you parted the sea, long distance does a lot of damage to a relationship	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5265	Fine, but if we see ONE sushi bar onboard we’re making waves.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5266	As we are obviously able to survive a flood, please gently return us to the ocean.	1.1287	0.04142	101	91	7	3
5267	I'm not trying to be a snark, but is this a fish friendly ark?	1.1287	0.04374	101	92	5	4
5268	40 days of rain and I can’t remember any of it. It’s like it never happened.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
5269	Which one of you wants to be ciabatta?	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5270	He best do something about the seas now before Sea won't be the only Dead thing around.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
5271	For the love of God we need water to live	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
5272	Why does he keep calling us dinner? We’re grouper!	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
5273	Noah’s Ark is the world’s first sex education: 2 x 2, female and male. The story would not have had as much staying power if the line had been single file.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5274	I mean did God actually say no fish? Wow you’re such a gatekeeper Noah!	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
5275	You know some of us are freshwater fish, right? I hope you got some aerated tanks on board!	1.1286	0.05354	70	64	3	3
5276	We’re just loafing about	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
5277	This better be going upstream	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
5278	I think we go well grilled with a Thai chili sauce.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
5279	Have Him grow ya some gills, and we'll teach you how to swim!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
5280	Roe, roe, roe your boat gently down the stream…	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5281	I know I am just a fish but I really think we have a better chance staying behind.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5282	Use our space for land creatures - we'll swim.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
5283	How come we have to miss out on the flood?	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
5284	Yes, we could swim out the storm, but there's a rumor that you're gonna throw forty ragers.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5285	A flood is water, Noah and we're fish.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5286	Frankly, we'd rather be keelhauled.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5287	You’re not making it any easier	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
5288	« Hope they don’t have fish on the menu »	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5289	Well this is a fine kettle of fish!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5290	Dude, we don't need your ark! Air breathers man, think air breathers	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5291	OK we'll take the lift, but I assume we get the 'pool' rate?	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
5292	Can you head upstream and drtop us off at the TOP of the falls?	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5293	Do you have another in a submarine model?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5294	Where's the tank,you idiot?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5295	Yeah thanks, but if we're gonna be involved, we'll wait 'till loaves and fishes	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
5296	It is kind-embarrassing,but Billy can	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5297	Was it more than three days?	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
5298	"Killer ark."	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
5299	Hey Noah, this is some kind of a fluke, we're fish, toss us overboard!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5300	Holy mackerel! He said holy mackerel!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5301	What do you mean there is no renunciation form?	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5302	„And here starts the discrimination. Why everyone thinks vegetarians eat fish“	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5303	Maybe i am ahead of time but this would make a feast with just 5 breads...	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5304	The last time you pulled over, you said there would be water.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
5305	'"Are you, perhaps, planning to go upstream?"	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
5306	We two would like to carp aboard your ark!	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
5307	Can we get a ride too?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
5308	What do you really serve—the Alpha and the Omega, or alfredo with omegas?	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
5309	I told him that we had to get off BEFORE Ararat, but would he listen?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
5310	Seriously? There are only like 200 million females in the ocean.	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
5311	The poster did NOT say come WALK two by two onto the cruise of a lifetime!	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
5312	Noah?? You should change your name to No-Way!	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
5313	Look who thinks he's Noah.	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
5314	Next time wait until we grow legs, genius.	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
5315	Sir, can you please just go and sleep with the fishes!	1.1273	0.03898	110	99	8	3
5316	Is this the boat for talking salmon who want to see Elon Musk die in a house fire?	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
5317	We suffer from FOMO.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
5318	Blessed Moses who has two fish, i have one and small	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
5319	Talk about your Bait & Switch! I swear, somebody should write a book about you!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5320	Don't worry, we'll leap 'upstream' just as soon as the bears arrive!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5321	We did not ask to be taken out of our normal environment!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5322	Care to explain yourself old man?	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5323	Sorry, two at a time!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5324	We specifically requested a cabin away from the Grizzly Bears!"	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5325	Are we going fishing?	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5326	Thanks Noah, but this won’t work, we’re same sex salmon!	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
5327	Sure, we can swim, but we wanted to try a couples cruise, a romantic getaway for two.	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
5328	We said “we’re bass,” not “we’ll pass”!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
5329	The Lord said "beasts"!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5330	We would be most comfortable in the bilge please	1.1263	0.04296	95	86	6	3
5331	The cabin next to grizzly bears was all he had left.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5332	The flood is over. And how will we get to the sea now?	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
5333	Nice work, Gil—not only did you forget to bring the five loaves of bread, but you set the time machine to the wrong Bible story!	1.1263	0.04296	95	86	6	3
5334	I'm not going with you until you produce some loaves!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5335	So, this is where you're choosing to evacuate your waste. Any chance of speaking with the "management", Noah?	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
5336	My ark looks fishy, we are all doomed!	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
5337	I'm not sure he's thought this all through, but the fish ladder is a nice touch	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
5338	I understand the biblical significance but I'd rather he left us alone	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5339	You two look like fish out of water.” — Edgar A. Goetzl	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5340	You may want to reread the directions for how this works.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
5341	If we make it through this,can you guarantee we won't be placed on the endangered species list?	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
5342	I knew a Mrs. Paul in my youth. Any relation?	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5343	Way to wreck my throuple, man.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
5344	Do you have seating in the No Bears section?	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
5345	It's too late, you missed your deadline!	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
5346	It. Is. A. FLOOD. We’re good.	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
5347	We are pretty sure this thing won't float.	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
5348	Look, we don’t like each other at all and yet we were asked to bunk together.	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
5349	We’re finished, but do have some roe for your boat.	1.1261	0.04071	111	101	6	4
5350	We're going to need seats away from the grizzlies.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
5351	I'm telling you, we're gay."	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5352	As far as we're concerned, this was a flop.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
5353	We were promised a fish ladder!	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
5354	Ever hear about 'a fish out of water'?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5355	Wait a minute,I thought you were fishers of men!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5356	Yeah, but what kind of flood? Saltwater? Freshwater? Cold, warm, brackish?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
5357	I pray this stay will be less than the proverbial 3 days.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5358	I really don't think you needed to include us"	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5359	Just leave us here. We're not afraid of water. What we're afraid of are those bears.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5360	Aww, cute, you two met on Plenty of Fish.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
5361	I hope I can find some water for you guys.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5362	Quit yer carpin	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
5363	Yes, before it stops we'll have legs.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
5364	We’ve decided to stay back. The future looks too grim.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
5365	Do you have a salt water aquarium on board?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5366	Myrna, why exactly are we doing this?	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
5367	We gained 7,000 feet of elevation when spawning but can’t get up this wee ramp.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
5368	We’d like to reserve 30,000 tables for two.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
5369	only the two fish this time — the folks living here went gluten free.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
5370	I told her we could probably ride this one out, but she insisted.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5371	I hope you brought more than two worms.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5372	Look - for the last time: We don't need no stupid boat ride, we haven't seen no damn unicorns, and knock it off with the "quit carping" jokes.	1.1250	0.04027	104	94	7	3
5373	Please let us stay!	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
5374	Hogan, open your mouth. I want to feed my pet giraffe.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
5375	One fish, two fish, fried fish, baked fish	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
5376	God said what? Water? Like the ocean? Ok. And we’re “a pair of boat snacks?” Am I saying that right? Ok.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
5377	Be honest: Are we procreators or dinner?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5378	Stop shoving us on your boat. The flood’s your problem, we live underwater.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
5379	No that’s okay, I already saw your supply of pumpernickel bagels!	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
5380	Are you sure we’re not on the menu?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5381	Noah! We can't breathe in there! Please! Don't! Take! Us!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5382	Salvation Tarnation! What an airhead! He needs to learn how the other half lives.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
5383	Oh, you're not happy with your room? You know very well you don't have to be here!	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5384	Which way to the beach?	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
5385	And will you be coming back for next year’s spawning season?	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5386	Stop treating us like fish out of water!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
5387	Seriously, I appreciate your concern but we don’t need a ride.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5388	If you had stayed in that restroom one second longer, I was going to tell him to leave without you.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
5389	We've decided to stick around here for the flood.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
5390	If the Almighty forgets to have an upstream to his Flood, I can guarantee we won’t be in any mood to spawn, and there goes the lox for your bagels.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
5391	Dude,it’s	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
5392	First, last AND deposit? We'll take our chances on the outside.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
5393	‘’Where’s da Bread’?’	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
5394	The ramp is your Sin of Ableism. We'll swim with the pure fishes, thank you.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
5395	Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up swimming🌊	1.1238	0.03991	105	95	7	3
5396	Would you bring our luggage to the Lido deck?	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
5397	What are you two stowaways doing here?	1.1237	0.04459	97	89	4	4
5398	Give us a break, Noah! We're fish out'a water!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
5399	None? Then what's the point?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
5400	Idiot!	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
5401	C'mon, let us in! We're one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5402	Wait! You can't throw only one back!	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
5403	We are CAT-fish - we don't like water.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5404	What do you mean, "a two-worm limit" at the buffet?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5405	We’re going to need you to make an exception to your “All Water Stays Outside the Ark” policy.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
5406	Can you give me a hand? Says what’s a flood to her.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
5407	She has your eyes, Noah.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5408	I’m sorry I tricked you, but you’ll bake nicely and I’ll need leftovers.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5409	Come to think of it you should be fine.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5410	I cancelled plans upstream for this and you show up in last year's model?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5411	Will there be krill and where will they sleep?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5412	Shalt though purchase the buy 1, get a 2nd filet-o-fish for $1?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5413	Wait, you're letting the BIRDS in?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5414	Can you sin a little more? We need a lift. Eric Clark, Del Mar, CA	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5415	Have you never heard of evolution? We need water.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5416	Please…bro…we can’t breathe! Oh god, is your staff an eel?! I love you and the kids so much, Stella!	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5417	He is waiting for the five loaves of bread.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5418	You got that Noah ? King salmon, the king suite	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
5419	So you don't like when an outsider gets in your area? How do you think we feel?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5420	...I'm not convinced that this one is female...	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5421	I tried to tell my wife we don’t need to be here! We live in the second lake on the right!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5422	Why did you have to bring that Norovirus couple aboard the cruise?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5423	Well, that’s the last cruise I ever take! Never found the pool!	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5424	Would it have been so hard to build a glass-bottomed ark?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5425	I hear sinners hate little pieces of bread being thrown down at them, too.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5426	What do you mean by saying Holy Mackarel? You've never seen a fish out of water?	1.1236	0.04746	89	82	3	4
5427	of all the fish in the ocean, this nut case has to pick the two of us.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5428	Pizza time! You two and your Friday dominance are so 1973.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5429	No, it’s fine, we’ll hold our breath	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5430	Of course we're invasive, we're Asian Carp!	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5431	Oh, come on man! We swam upstream all the way just to get here.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5432	Trust me, we don't need your help.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5433	Yeah, the Word IS good but do you have to be so literal?	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5434	It’s a flood. You’ll manage.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5435	Whaddya mean we can’t come because we like water anyway? A flood’s to us as a storm is to you, bub!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5436	stop calling us flops! we are ramping up slowly.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5437	Okay, the plan is you two. Are you gonna feed the entire boat. .	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5438	Earliest known use of a fish ladder	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5439	I hope you're sailing upstream.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5440	Hey, do we need tickets to this thing”	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5441	You do know we live in water, right?	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
5442	How will restaurants survive without salmon?	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
5443	Well, that will only last two weeks!	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
5444	I don’t care if it’s an act of God. I want a refund.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
5445	Actually Mrs. Noah said two gefilte fish. With a carrot.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
5446	What, no room for some tasty shmaltz herring?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
5447	Really? Everyone wants a free ride.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
5448	Mount Ararat or bust, amirite?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
5449	No, you said there'd be a giant CARP!	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
5450	You weren't my first pick either. Fortunately we will both have a very short life.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
5451	So you’re saying the candy is in the boat and we have to go inside to get it? Okay! Come on, Sally!	1.1224	0.04170	98	89	6	3
5452	Okay…I didn’t mean EVERYONE.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
5453	Is this the IVF line?	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
5454	I’m not an archetype.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
5455	I'm thinking sautéed and broiled...	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
5456	Look where that « teach a man to fish » parable got us!	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
5457	You really didn’t have to do that for us.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5458	The collegiality was abysmal. Everyone said we smelled like fish.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
5459	We are infected with an unidentified, easily transmissible virus that makes us hate each other.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
5460	Your chance of survival is better on land!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
5461	In all the juke joints, in all the world, why did it have to be her?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5462	I get why God asked you to get couples of every animal... But did he really ask you to bring sashimi knife?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5463	Excuse me, we're sockeyes, not salmon good sir.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5464	You do have an indoor pool, right?	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
5465	Look, it’s a nice ark but we’re kind of busy for the next 2 to 5 weeks.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5466	This policy is outrageous and I demand to speak to your manager!	1.1222	0.04695	90	83	3	4
5467	Hold it pal! No bears allowed.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
5468	Are you there Cod? It’s me nemo-hater.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5469	We're parched but ready to swim again!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
5470	I know you want to follow our boss's mandate to the letter but dude we were doing okay in this flood. We don't need rescuing.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5471	Very commendable! But maybe tweak your risk analysis and triage algorithm.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
5472	We are evolving, but I guess that’s a big no-no with you.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
5473	Okay We'll include you for lunch.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5474	Our reservation was for outdoor seating.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5475	Me too, I've been sexually inconvenienced by that guy, and there's no way I'm going to perpetuate the species with him."	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5476	So THIS is why fish needed to learn to walk?	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5477	Didn't I tell ya? Never trust the weather report!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5478	I know that scientists have found the remains of the ark on Mt. Ararat, but how did we get here? There’s no water here for us to swim in.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5479	We were kidnapped from some guy at Instacart!	1.1220	0.04717	82	75	4	3
5480	What do you mean we can't come on? We're animals too!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5481	Are you together or planning to inter-breed?	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
5482	We are here. Where are the loaves?	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5483	Actually I don’t think this issue includes us. Good luck with it!	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
5484	Yo, captain. If there's an aquarium aboard we can last for 40 days and 40 nights of drought, just.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5485	Are you not catching the irony here?	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5486	Noah’s art of phishing extended to fish…	1.1217	0.03526	115	103	10	2
5487	Hey! You never heard of catch and release?	1.1217	0.03935	115	105	6	4
5488	Yeah , well there’s ‘no-ah’ way we’re gettin’ on that smelly boat .	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5489	NOAH SMOKED THE TWO OLD FISH WHEN THEY DIED AND EVERYBODY SAID THEY WERE GOOD, BUT THAT SOMETHING WAS MISSING. IT TOOK A COUPLE OF MORE CENTURIES BEFORE SOMEONE CAME UP WITH A NICE BAGEL TO COMPLETE THE DISH.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5490	We insist we have the breath of life too!	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
5491	We were happier where we were.	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
5492	Some of us are of the opinion that there’s a pretty good argument for the water cycle!	1.1215	0.04138	107	98	5	4
5493	Please only take one of us. We’re getting a divorce.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
5494	Don't eat us! With global warming, we may be the last two!	1.1212	0.04130	99	90	6	3
5495	Don't you think it would be better if we stayed here?	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
5496	I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. . .	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
5497	We want to speak to your manager.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
5498	We really should have thought this through more.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
5499	Dude. California's killin' us - a holy hitchhike is our only chance.	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
5500	Oh No-ah, not again. Did you see what happened when you tried this with sharks?	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
5501	Perhaps we should just tag along.	1.1212	0.04130	99	90	6	3
5502	I knew we should've stayed loyal to Royal.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
5503	We're capable of parthenogenesis--please take one of us along.	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
5504	Give us a break--we're a genus in transition.	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
5505	Next flood find some species that need an arc to survive	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5506	In your Ad it said the cruise would be fish-friendly.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5507	We'd like to reserve two places in the arkuarium.	1.1209	0.04645	91	84	3	4
5508	Now if I could only remember what the hell I did with the loaves.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5509	What do you mean no more plaices?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5510	Yeah, that's Moses. There were two of him before he chose the piranhas over us. Always second best.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5511	This isn't what they mean by "salmon on a plank."	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5512	I'm telling you - we are animals!	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5513	So decide. If you want us to begat, leave us in the water. If you want to try the fishes and loaves trick, put us in the ark!	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5514	Whadya mean we'll just have to tag along?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5515	National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5516	Sorry, Coelecanth, but we aren't accepting your kind on the Ark. We can't have future generations considering evolution. At all.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5517	...But potato salad will last longer!	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5518	Let’s make it the miracle of the loaves	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5519	I just want to make sure I’m not on the menu before I board” John Schantz, Nazareth, P	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
5520	We do everything in lox step	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
5521	What the hell? Myriam and I can’t reproduce. Bring me Elijah!	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
5522	I'm having a hard time understanding why you're all so worked up about this flood. I think it's great.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
5523	Sorry… the others belong to the Union!	1.1200	0.04090	100	91	6	3
5524	It's nice young to include us but please don't forget the water.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
5525	Seating away from the bears, please.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
5526	Where is the karaoke bar?	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
5527	Oh, you said flood; in that case we are not interested.	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
5528	But we're steelhead, not trout.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
5529	We're speckled trout. I think you were looking for rainbow trout.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5530	You two will have a better chance out there than in here, trust me.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5531	I think someone farted.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5532	We're not going without the loaves.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
5533	One of your passengers just let us know we'd been snubbed. I think his name was Mr. Mittens.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5534	We're game to stay for the flood".	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
5535	So, if we don’t last the voyage, we can still be made into a tasty gefilte dish.” John O’Hare 1120 Sanders Drive Moraga, Ca. 9455	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
5536	What do you mean, “You’ll love our Friday night fish fries?”	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5537	Hey Noah, ever consider maybe some of us actually like floods?	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5538	You're taking God's commandments a little too literally.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
5539	🐟: "So how is this freshwater situation gonna work after the flood? Or on the ark for that matter?"	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
5540	Now I get what it means to be a fish out of water, and I don't much like it.	1.1193	0.03119	109	96	13	0
5541	Well, if you're in such a big hurry why didn't you put in a water slide?	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5542	Two fishy" for the boat	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
5543	Hello, I'm Elder Steve, this is Elder Frank. Do you have a moment to talk about how Jesus Christ can bring happiness to your life?	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
5544	Oops! This two by two couple is now tonight’s dinner.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5545	This whole story is a little fishy.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5546	No us, Noah, sheesh! I feel like a fish out of water.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5547	Hmmm... aquariums? I guess we will just ride this one out.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5548	Some animals were less grateful to be saved from the flood.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5549	No one ever says it’s weather for fish	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5550	Bro, we’re gonna need talk to the manager about these so called “accommodations”!	1.1190	0.04609	84	77	4	3
5551	It's a pool.... but it's above ground.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5552	Your are not going to believe how many fish are inside	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
5553	I told him we were too early to declare one if by land, two if by sea.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
5554	Enough of your carping and dry humor! Scale it back - we've reached the era of climate change.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
5555	God is dead, now let us off this boat.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
5556	Thank goodness you're here,we're nearly dry!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
5557	How ‘bout you turn this dreadful air into water, wizard boy?	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
5558	Hurry! Don’t make eye contact and get inside all I have are travelers checks	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5559	Would you explain why we have to board the Ark instead of staying in the sea?	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
5560	The rainbow and bird were nice touches, but no Ubers? You gotta be kidding!	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
5561	We know we’re safe in water. We just want a joyride in your boat!	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
5562	Seriously, you aren't really 'saving' us if you make us ride inside the boat.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
5563	She wasn't my choice	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
5564	Stop carping about and don't let us in	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
5565	We’re headed up river, is this the right boat?	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
5566	This is throwing a wrench in our spawning plans, Linda, a big wrench!	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
5567	Look,You made a mistake ! We don't need to be on your list.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
5568	And you want to watch???	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5569	You think that we’ve got time to find a mate for this one?	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
5570	I guess Noah is takes things literally, no exceptions!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5571	You know this is going to play hell with our usual routine, don't you?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5572	I'm sure he knows we cannot survive without being in the water.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5573	The day the first "Spirit of the Law" argument was won.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5574	There has got to be some mistake!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5575	It's not our fault that we got the Unicorn's invitation!	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
5576	Thanks for the offer, but we've decided just to wait out the storm on our own.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5577	We specifically requested ocean-view!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5578	What do you mean I can't get on? I'm Kanye West!	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5579	We hear you have a salt water pool on board, so we’ll hedge our bets.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5580	Yeah, we know, but we thought that if you’re going our way, anyway, we couldn’t pass up a ride.	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
5581	Fish Ladder, or fish plank - whatever you call it, a dry one just doesn’t work for us.	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
5582	I'm not going in if there's bears	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
5583	You need to take us up river for this to work.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5584	Your story is so old, we’re about to grow feet.	1.1176	0.04013	102	93	6	3
5585	I can't tell if she's female either....	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
5586	Carry on...we're just waiting for the tide.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5587	Listen dummy, do we look like creatures that 'moves along the ground?'	1.1176	0.04013	102	93	6	3
5588	Hey Noah! can you give us a hand?	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5589	I hope these are Kosher	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
5590	Can you do the ‘Lazarus’ for me?	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
5591	#Nope, she had a splitting Haddock”	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
5592	Small complaint about our plaice, we were actually promised a porthole cabin	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5593	Seriously. I think we'll be okay...	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5594	Listen Mo, we will not tolerate any Nova and a smear nor guest like us staying more than 3 days crap.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5595	One more week and I coulda brought Darleen instead. Sheesh.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5596	I hope that there’s water in here too.	1.1171	0.03322	111	99	11	1
5597	one fish,two fish,red fish,blue fish - dr suess	1.1171	0.03783	111	101	7	3
5598	Waddya mean you can't take Visa today?	1.1171	0.03560	111	100	9	2
5599	Ok. But I’m indemnified against any and all hazardous conditions aboard.	1.1171	0.03066	111	98	13	0
5600	Oh what!?! You expect kudos for coming back for us?	1.1171	0.03322	111	99	11	1
5601	We need water to go upstream. Don't tell that we're going to be short on water...	1.1170	0.04749	94	88	1	5
5602	How else are we going to get upstream?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
5603	Noah: And you shall sing to thy people from the wall! Fish: I really think we should chance this.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
5604	My wifs's not going if there isn't plenty of salt water	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
5605	Let/s just be honest with each other and put the eggs on ice	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
5606	Go on, prove you're him.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
5607	No, we don't need a fish ladder!	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
5608	Hey Noah, ever heard of a salmon ladder?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
5609	We specifically booked a king bed.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
5610	where are the loaves I asked for?	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
5611	I'm thinking we're better suited for astrology.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
5612	Yeah right, but how? You didn’t even give us time to evolve legs!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5613	Rumor has it that you gave only one animal a name. Sounds fishy to us.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5614	Are you sure it wasn’t supposed to be Lake Ararat?	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
5615	…and there are cats on board; sure you’ve thought this through?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5616	Matthew, look, he has a twisted stick!	1.1167	0.03385	120	108	10	2
5617	Hey, doofus, we thought the whole point of this water excursion was to have one male and one female!	1.1165	0.03975	103	94	6	3
5618	We were just crossing over, but would you mind if we detoured in?	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
5619	At least take the hook out of my mouth.	1.1165	0.03975	103	94	6	3
5620	Noah, is there water in there?	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
5621	This better not be a loaves and fishes situation, we're already cramped as it is!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5622	Not so fast Noah, though you left us behind.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
5623	What do you mean I’m not on the list? Who’s organizing this? Do you know what I am?!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5624	Thanks for having us for brunch.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
5625	Are you sure you started out with two worms in the first place?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
5626	We’re dying for this. What’s in it for us?	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5627	Why are we here? Everything will be underwater anyway.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
5628	You should always question authority...as including us is clearly a mistake	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5629	You know its been a long dry trip. When does the flood start?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
5630	Dude! We don’t need to be on this boat!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
5631	We're animals, too! You think God is a damned pescatarian?	1.1161	0.03294	112	100	11	1
5632	We know a thing or two about survival … just saying.	1.1161	0.03294	112	100	11	1
5633	This feels less like saving and more like taking.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5634	Excuse me but you promised water; where is it?	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
5635	I don’t appreciate being set up.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
5636	Seriously Mo, take us along, the people will love us, we’ll be real big, besides who doesn’t love gefilte fish?	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
5637	So you just weren't going to include us?	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
5638	Jeez, someone's got a savior complex.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
5639	Do you have room for a table of seven?	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
5640	Let it rain, let it pour, let it flood a whole lot more!	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
5641	When the water recedes, you can turn this into a carp ark.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5642	We know it's not your thing, but we intend to evolve lungs and legs while on the cruise	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
5643	After the third day, the water should be high enough. Just toss us overboard. Please keep us hydrated in the meantime	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5644	If there is going to be a flood, why the hell do we need an ark?	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
5645	How come the Catholic family invited us for Friday dinner? -Taylor S Boston, Mass	1.1150	0.03267	113	101	11	1
5646	It's only us two! We're not like the other fish. We need more air!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5647	Thanks for trying, but this isn't gonna work.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5648	The Atlanteans with Disability Act will be hearing about this!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5649	You wouldn't want anyone to think you're Cod-less	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5650	Someone forget to put the drain plug back in.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5651	Noah, Just NO-WA! We're Fish! the Flood won't hurt us, but You'e killing us here!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5652	..and furthermore, it's "Coho," not "Go, Go!"	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5653	Did it ever occur to you that we DON'T need to escape water?	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
5654	You're being ichthyophobic. We demand equality.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5655	HELP. WE NEED WATER	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
5656	You’re just like the inn-keepers; I’m telling you, it was an im-mackerel-it conception!	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
5657	Honestly, thank you for your concern but a nice flood is fine with us.	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
5658	... only for unintended consequences?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
5659	The water is coming later.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
5660	So you've got less than five minutes to get us into that aquarium you promised us.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
5661	Noah, you were supposed to put the ark on land, not the bottom of the ocean.	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
5662	I was under the assumption that the underwater section would at least have a pool!	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
5663	Can you lead us to the promised water?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
5664	You’re too much of a steelhead to be in charge.	1.1143	0.03660	105	95	8	2
5665	I am sure I should have two loaves as well!	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5666	Captain Moses, but what about the Lord's 11th commandment, 'Fish & uninvited Guest, smell after 3 days' ?	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5667	Hey Pal, get it straight, we're the first to arrive and the last to leave.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5668	More like a salmon step stool	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5669	We have no interest in climbing these fish ladders. The flood sounds great!	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5670	Let us on or you get to sleep wit da fishes	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5671	Being a fish out of water isn't good.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5672	How many cubits does it take to get a drink around here.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
5673	Every drop? Seriously? Thanks for nothing!	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
5674	We better not be on the menu tonight!	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
5675	You know what no, i'm not gonna 'maki' my way on board, we're out of here.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
5676	I have Justine word for you two: “Loaves”.	1.1136	0.04406	88	81	4	3
5677	Tell everyone were are wild-caught.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
5678	It's okay Honey, he says if we're not happy in the deck pool he'll just throw us back.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
5679	Instead of randomly putting us together, we wish you had taken time for some speed dating.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5680	I promise we didn’t sneak on, we lost our tickets while on board	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
5681	We can swim, you idiot!	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5682	Whaddya mean we have to swim alongside the Ark? We're supposed to have reservations on the Lido deck.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5683	move aside Noah, we’re not taking any chances with this flood	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5684	we’re here to turn ourselves in. If possible we’d like to be a filet-o-fish	1.1134	0.04113	97	89	5	3
5685	Don't look so upset, think of it as a honeymoon cruise.	1.1132	0.03370	106	95	10	1
5686	Who taught you to fish?	1.1132	0.03867	106	97	6	3
5687	We’re just coming out.	1.1132	0.03370	106	95	10	1
5688	You don’t think we have a backbone?	1.1129	0.05196	62	57	3	2
5689	We'd rather face the floods outside than the two bears eyeing us inside.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5690	Oops!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5691	Hey Bub! Your boat's upside down.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
5692	WHY WOULD GOD SEND US BACK?	1.1125	0.04704	80	74	3	3
5693	Lox and Bagels?	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
5694	If you had a boat, why did you part the sea?	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
5695	Of all the fishes in the sea,,,	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5696	No room - but you can follow closely behind the ark	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5697	You know we swim, right?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5698	For Godsake, Noah, we're marine creatures. We're gonna need an aquarium.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5699	We are NOT the solution to the giselle's' problem with the lions.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5700	Hell no we're not Atlantic salmon.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5701	Be honest - are you saving us, or savings us for supper?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5702	Call the weather gods and find out when this big flood is coming.	1.1124	0.04358	89	82	4	3
5703	You may very well be proven right but I’m done holding my breath	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5704	We’d prefer to ride this one out alone, you lunged lunatic…	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5705	I’m a pout pout fish with a pout pout face…	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5706	What do you mean ‘you’ve got better fish to fry?’	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5707	Sorry, my doctor wants me eating more omega 3s	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5708	You're a day late and an Ark short...	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
5709	Waterfront is always a good investment.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
5710	'Rainbow TROUT,' he said.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5711	We're ok in the water, but we'd prefer the company if you'll take us.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5712	Hello! We're not the endangered species here, at least not yet.	1.1121	0.03832	107	98	6	3
5713	You know we're slowly dying, right?"	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
5714	Could you at least crack a window?	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
5715	We are NOT mixing out on this deal.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
5716	We're actually part of a throuple	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5717	It’s not that the fish don’t like you…	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5718	Can’t we just stay here?	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5719	Hey man don’t worry, I brought a lady	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
5720	Hey old man, look we can also live on land like you so now we can take revenge on you all for eating fishes.	1.1111	0.05064	72	67	2	3
5721	Sorry two are counted as provisions only along with the loaves	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5722	The instructions were very clear - two of every animal,onto the ark!	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
5723	We could have just swam, you know	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
5724	Are you saying we have to sleep with the animals?	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
5725	Hey, why only one snake?	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
5726	See, this is why we don't do cruises.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5727	are you lot mental?	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5728	We’ll take our chances crawling up the shore as we evolve into new species	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5729	We were hoping to become rainbow trout	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
5730	That's the last time we're going steerage!	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5731	Noah, do you think taking us away from water is the best way to keep our species alive?	1.1111	0.04033	99	91	5	3
5732	Yes, it is a lovely salmon ladder, but we can swim.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5733	You can go in, but due to the smell everyone has asked that you stay on the lower level.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5734	No need for the two of you to be on the ark both of you know how to swim.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
5735	Yes, we are fish. Yes, we can swim and breathe underwater. But we're also a dying species. And my wife has a disc herniation. Not sure we'll make it in the flood.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5736	Why do we need to go on board because there's going to be a flood?	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5737	Never get on the boat, never get on the boat!	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5738	When we get back, you'll fix the going upstream thing, right?	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
5739	Well if we wanted to keep swimming, we wouldn’t have booked the king-sized aquarium, would we?	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
5740	Look, we're not arguing your logic, but She did say "two of all living creatures".	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
5741	He doesn't realize the assignment.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5742	So who’s the red fish and who’s the blue fish	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5743	I hope they don't serve sushi on this cruise ship.	1.1100	0.03994	100	92	5	3
5744	We promise not to carp if you let us in.	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
5745	It must've been loaf, but it's over now...	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
5746	Not gonna be your food! J'accuse!	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
5747	My wife and I would like to join the swingers event.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5748	Yo! We actually don't mind the water.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
5749	Was taking the ark truly necessary?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5750	Sorry, Noah, but we’re not going to be the only non-binary species on your silly arc.	1.1099	0.04265	91	84	4	3
5751	We are the same sex you smart ass !!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5752	Bad idea Noah!	1.1099	0.04265	91	84	4	3
5753	You’re lucky the ADA doesn’t exist yet.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5754	It's Friday, and I was hankering for some Fish on Ships.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5755	Is it too late to request a new fish? Like Dory.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5756	You gotta take us--we're gonna be a protected species.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5757	We are both gay! -Walter Valeriani, NYC, NY	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5758	You better hurry and get us in or there'll be heel to pay.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5759	‘We figured we’d just hitch a ride.’	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5760	We didn’t realize this was a couples cruise.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5761	Listen, we really appreciate everything you have done for us, but it really would be better if you dropped us off in some water.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
5762	Fish for a night?	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5763	Next flood, keep us away from the grizzlies.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5764	Thanks a lot for spawn blocking me, Noah!	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5765	I was late for work because of him!	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
5766	After 40 days and 40 nights, you'll wish you were me.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5767	Ok, guys I get the hype, but you both can literally swim.	1.1087	0.04221	92	85	4	3
5768	Salmon and Janet Evening, reporting.	1.1087	0.04221	92	85	4	3
5769	The way things are going, there ain't gonna be any water soon, so we'll just take our spot in steerage.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5770	I just learned about shrinkflation on the Newshour and here it is.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5771	Return to your river. Enjoy God's flood.	1.1087	0.04221	92	85	4	3
5772	We're gay. You need us for gender balance.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5773	We just spawned, so we're cool either way!	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5774	We're looking for a new home - too many fish in this sea.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5775	Oh look, another "random" inspection.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5776	But we were guaranteed a pool on an upper deck with a view! This bilge space you're describing sounds totally unacceptable!	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5777	It's a flood - put us back in the water now !	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5778	You guys are better off without me and this ship going nowhere	1.1084	0.04539	83	77	3	3
5779	Hey, Noah, if you throw us back quickly, we’ll send you a pair of sea turtles who won’t just be stinking up the ark by the time the rain starts.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5780	Rescued from the flood or on board for landlubbers' dinner?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5781	Holy mackerel, you were supposed to let us off during the flood!	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5782	Ok, we’re in — just make sure our cabin isn’t near the bears	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5783	What makes you think we are lost?	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5784	God must have asked him to build a pool too!	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
5785	We’re not sure why we’re here, either. Floods are so yesterday for us.	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
5786	Bathsheba and I can't enter the ark using a fish ramp. We only use a fish ladder.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5787	So I guess we’ll just have to swim along next to your big boat.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5788	What the hell?? What part of "like a fish out of water" don't you undetstand?	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
5789	Really? Well, we really do better actually in the water.	1.1078	0.03918	102	94	5	3
5790	This’ll be reflected in your driver rating.	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
5791	What’d the F’d ya do with our water?	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
5792	You meant well, but we are both males!	1.1075	0.04177	93	86	4	3
5793	Haven't you ever heard of parthenogenesis?	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5794	I need to seee your governmement issued photo ID's	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
5795	We promise not to sprout legs and come up on land.	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
5796	And don’t get her started on the asses next door.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5797	5000 people, huh? We'll get humping, but what about the tartar sauce?	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5798	don't worry, the water's coming.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5799	You think that saving room on board is why his rod becomes one of those hermaphroditic serpents?	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5800	Do you really think that we'll survive inside.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5801	A 70 degree tank with gentle circulation, please. Community tank is fine, but none of that multi-colored gravel. That would incur the wrath of Poseidon on top of whatever your guy is doing!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5802	You ask, Why take on two carp? Because then you have more room with two carp-arks.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5803	You know, we don't need to be here: we'd be fine in the flood, but we thought you'd like to have a more complete roster of animals.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5804	We thought you had a pool, what kinda cruise is this?	1.1071	0.04487	84	78	3	3
5805	Sorry guys, I forgot the aquarium.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5806	If we wanted a second class service we would have travelled with Spirit	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5807	No, Noah…sushi is NOT on the menu tonight.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5808	Keep looking, we are a school, not a flock	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
5809	Well,looks like necrophilia is going to have to come back in season.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5810	I hope they are followed by chips.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5811	Okay, okay, get back in and I'll let you off over the water.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5812	Hey, we are fish..no need to take us along...we love floods...lebensraum!	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
5813	We thought there would be a fish ladder.	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5814	Sorry guys we need room on the arc... plus you can swim in the floods you're gonna be fine... maybe	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
5815	Move it. You’re holding everybody up.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
5816	First, you appropriate our rainbow scales for attention. And now, THIS?	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
5817	We have converted,you ignorant.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5818	Oh no	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5819	Spare the little fish from the deep blue sea 🎶	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
5820	Oh sure, cancel us because we have gills.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
5821	Please tell me that I can select a different partner to ride this out with!	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5822	So is congestion pricing for us too	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5823	Cut bait and swim.	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5824	Can you do something about these monsters who are sleeping down here?	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5825	I thought this B&B allowed kids??!!	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
5826	He wanted to know if you have caviar on the menu this evening.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
5827	I’m a gold fish	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5828	I'll say it again: Prove there's no breading in there, and you have yourself a deal.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5829	Whaddya mean, no more place for two more plaice!	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
5830	Hold on a minute! Aquariums haven't been invented yet.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
5831	Arkward ichthys discrimination! Noah rejects species for poor embryo survival rate.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5832	We can also put you together with the baker across the street for a great combo deal but it's a limited time offer.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5833	'That suggestion smells fishy'	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5834	We'll just swim alongside. You cool with tbat?	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
5835	No, we are not accepting horoscope fish! Go away, Pisces. .	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5836	Why’d you sit us next to the restrooms?	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
5837	It’s too late for you guys, but there’s this really cool thing in the sequel with loaves and fishes.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5838	...what about us? Don't we count?	1.1047	0.04385	86	80	3	3
5839	After 3 days she complained I smell like old visitors.	1.1047	0.04385	86	80	3	3
5840	Turn your staff around.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5841	Yeah, no, I get it, you’re right, the Penguin story doesn’t quite add up, but I’m sorry this is just a step too far, for me.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5842	Oh! Well… You can just follow us.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5843	Hey Noah, I'm feeling like a fish outta water here!	1.1042	0.04050	96	89	4	3
5844	Up and coming neighborhood you said…	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5845	Either throw us back or eat us. Dehydration's just cruel.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
5846	Two is the new 30	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5847	We said we needed a ride UPSTREAM…	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5848	Da loaves went datta way.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
5849	We are not going we have plaices to be...	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
5850	Serving salmon roe with the bagels kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think?	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
5851	She's asking for a divorce.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5852	Are you sure we won't be tonight's sushi special?	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5853	No,we can’t come in? and where do you think people will get their lox?	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
5854	Hey partner talk to the Big Boss about building an on board aquarium.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5855	Nice try fellas. Keep movin'.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
5856	The brochure for this cruise promised a pool	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5857	I mean, there's going to be plenty of fish where you're going.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5858	Are you kidding? On top of a mountain? You ever heard of spawning pal?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5859	Got a watery section on this hotel? Or atleast a olive oil bath?	1.1034	0.02840	116	104	12	0
5860	You’ll need some new worms.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5861	Too many pescatarians on this boat. My husband and i, we’re gonna take our chances.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5862	Release us!! We're going to keep reproducing no matter how hard it rains.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5863	I thought you said the loaves were in on this too.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5864	Hi, Noah? Who is your Equal Employment Opportunity program manager?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5865	We just realized we don't need this, but our tickets are non-refundable. Our compliments to your marketing team.	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
5866	Gimme two fish, give me two fish Mister. Gimme two fish toward the door.	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
5867	We're on vacation from the flood.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5868	Don't suppose you'd consider a threesome?	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
5869	Wouldn't you know it, just when we evolved lungs.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
5870	Bdtter than a whale for sure!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5871	No, I didn't mean you! "	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
5872	I thought this came with a side of loaves.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5873	You got it all wrong. We just SOUND like carp.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
5874	I know space is tight but we really need some privacy --we're spawning.	1.1023	0.04288	88	82	3	3
5875	Getting a little crowded in there, Moses...think we'll swim and meet you there.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5876	Something’s fishy here!	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5877	Shall it be grilled or poached.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5878	We decided that it was irresponsible to raise children in this economy. So, yes, two for dinner.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5879	He may be your boss but there ain’t no miracles for complainers.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
5880	Not feeling so clever now, are you?	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5881	We're catfish, are you really surprised?	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5882	You are kidding, you should love a flood.	1.1020	0.03695	98	90	6	2
5883	You two will have to fin for yourselves.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5884	But we’re freshwater fish…	1.1020	0.03970	98	91	4	3
5885	Just stop complaining already and say you need my help to get on the ark	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5886	Ah, no! Unless you have bears in there that will eat us right away.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
5887	So, did you finally find Moses' staff? Guess we don't need the ark anymore, right?	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5888	Mr. and Mrs. Ichthus, directions to First Class, please, young man... and what time is the seafood buffet?	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5889	Sorry to hear the bad news, but the miraculous lake is starboard.” OR “Pardon me, are you two coming or going?” OR “Carpe Diem	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5890	Don't care if it's Marvel - Our agents said we could get a starring role in a better Marvel movie	1.1020	0.03695	98	90	6	2
5891	This dogooder will just write us off as collateral damage	1.1017	0.02794	118	106	12	0
5892	Please...not next to the bears.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5893	For the life of me, I'm really afraid of arks ..	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5894	40 days and nights with no water!	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5895	I thought we were going to have leftovers tomorrow night?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5896	Do you think he didn't get that some have to be IN the water	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5897	Can you give us a lift?	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5898	We don’t need to be on this thing!	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
5899	I wanted to swim alongside but she wanted the all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5900	Are there squid on board?	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5901	Look, we just follow our instincts and our instincts are telling us that that we’ve got to swim up this wooden stream.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
5902	We're hoping that Lamarck was right!	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
5903	How long is this 'legs' thing and 'evolve' supposed to take?	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
5904	I mean I want to care, but I die upstream anyway	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
5905	Noah, please don't forget the loaves	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5906	Note: The last to arrive will be eaten first	1.1010	0.03659	99	91	6	2
5907	Go fish	1.1009	0.03178	109	99	9	1
5908	Lol, we're fishing for the global flood—or is it just myth?	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5909	Don't hurt me - there's only two of us!	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5910	Can you move that massive boat upstream?	1.1000	0.03150	110	100	9	1
5911	This better be good.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5912	Appreciate the help, friend, but we are going to ride out the storm right here.	1.1000	0.03150	110	100	9	1
5913	Just drop us in the water!	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5914	Consider this: heads, we are dinner, tails we take the flood.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5915	Ever heard of diversity, equity and inclusion?	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
5916	Denying us access is simply another gift to the Uniparty.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5917	How are we supposed to scale this ramp? Is there a discount if we ride your wake? Salmon and Delilah ready to board.	1.1000	0.04196	90	84	3	3
5918	I believe you just might be missing the spirit of God's Law, if not the literal wording of his commandment	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
5919	And a flood should worry us, why?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5920	Well, Its your choice, come with me and die or swim forever in the flood!	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5921	We’re hermaphrodites	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
5922	So this is how our evolution begins.	1.1000	0.03624	100	92	6	2
5923	so tell me, as a fish…just a second Noah…you did say this was all-inclusive?	1.1000	0.04570	80	75	2	3
5924	Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5925	But we were promised a suite with a balcony.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5926	We are freshwater fish, it’s going to be too brackish!	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5927	I know we can survive in the water, but you cannot kick us out from the cruising party!	1.1000	0.03150	110	100	9	1
5928	Does this place have wi-fi?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5929	That's not fried hushpuppies I'm smelling is it?	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
5930	Look bozo the scripture is hella clear only the messiah can convince us to become tetrapods	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
5931	Hmmm.... Jesus "Wonders" where the bread is...	1.0989	0.04151	91	85	3	3
5932	We'll live-stream the experience; you'll get millions of views in the undersea market.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5933	Couldn't we just swim along with the ark	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5934	What type of amenities are on the next boat?	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5935	I'm hungry, your hand is in harms way.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5936	What do you mean we can just swim?	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5937	The accommodations could have been better...We didn't HAVE to come on board, you know."	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5938	You call this a fish ladder? 0 stars!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5939	Listen, pal, you’re outta luck unless your “omniscient Creator” can find the stream we spawned in.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5940	I said, it's a flood. Come on guys. Think.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5941	Whaddya think we are? Bait?	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5942	Noah, this should have been our holiday cruise.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5943	Thanks for offering us this opportunity, but we're like fish out of water.	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
5944	Fire up the barbeque!	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5945	I know she hates you, but she doesn’t know only you can save us	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
5946	Sorry guys! No tanks on this ark,	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5947	We are hedging our bets.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5948	Couldnt she smile Once in a while?!	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5949	Terrible accommodations!--noisy, smelly, even dangerous! Next time we'll book Viking!	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
5950	Face it Noah your whole story is a little fishy.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5951	Yes, of course HE'S right, ...Fish and Fishes are acceptable, ...but let's think big for a sec...HE needs two if HE wants more.....fish...or....fishes"	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5952	Are the upgraded beverage packages still available?	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
5953	Don't tell me that the elderly always make perfect lists.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5954	Worst cruise ever. Your Maître D' sat us at a four-top with the grizzlies!	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
5955	Can't you make accommodations? We hear it's going to get real bad.	1.0978	0.04107	92	86	3	3
5956	We appreciate your hospitality, but do the accommodations include waterbeds?	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5957	Hmmm which one would Moses consider to be kosher?	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5958	Come on Noah , stop the Non-Zero-Sub games ! We are both octogenarians and we need H2O.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5959	Sorry boss, you might be missing a worm or two.	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
5960	We asked to be left up the stream. Now what are we gonna do?	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5961	This fish ladder sux. You're no Moses!	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5962	Board and spawn or stay and drown.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5963	Sure we are a fish out of water but we feed a multitude and should ride first class. Bill Hill Encino, CA	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
5964	Yo, Noah!" Could you put us in water, please?	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5965	I forget the joke, but the punch line is, “take two tablets, and call Jesus in the morning!”	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
5966	If it’s all the same to you, we’ll pass	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5967	Assuming this is going upstream?	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5968	No need , you are fresh water fish, 40 days of rain is a good thing Don Bernhardt Nyack, NY	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
5969	Why not? You putting the ‘no’ in Noah?	1.0971	0.03522	103	95	6	2
5970	Did you say, “Today's special is Fish and chips?”	1.0971	0.03782	103	96	4	3
5971	Before you board, do you have any last requests?	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5972	Holy mackerel. This is the Gem?	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
5973	You have to speak to god about this; It’s above my paygrade.” -Noa	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5974	40 rainy days and nights is a blessing to our sea families and friends! It’s unfair to take us aboard because you crave caviar!	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
5975	We’re really less ‘’bouncers’, more ‘floppers’…	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
5976	Just making sure you’re not stopping at a deli. We are too young to be smoked.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5977	Everyone else is doing it," she said	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5978	All that water and we still had to walk the plank!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5979	Don't worry, we will survive.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5980	We were promised water i don't "sea" it	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5981	Wait, did you say passengers or provisions?	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5982	You may be learning from the past but we will school the future.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5983	I know He said, 'two of every kind'; I'm just saying there might have been some leeway for some basic logic.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5984	Looks like even the fish are getting 'scaled' up about their cabin arrangements on Noah's cruise!	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5985	we don’t even have formal education yet! How I was supposed to know you guys breathe underwater? Sorry for being safe!	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
5986	We sensed many others were up to no good….ya know. They were Soo. Well fishing for compliments..	1.0957	0.03262	115	106	7	2
5987	No,we will not swim behind the ark.	1.0957	0.03262	115	106	7	2
5988	I'm Jacob, he's Seth, you're fired.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5989	That's not Gilligan, and I didn't sign up for 40 days and 40 nights.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5990	We're okay in the water, rain or no rain. She gets seasick on Boats!	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
5991	Where didja put the big fish?" Scott W. Connolly, Burlington, VT	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5992	I understand the whole great flood thing, and we appreciate your concern but I just don't think this is necessary.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
5993	Is that a stick in your hand, Junior, or are you just glad to see me.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
5994	[I wanna know. Can you help me?] I'd love to stay. But take me to the river. Drop me in the water. Take me to the river. Put me in the water.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5995	We need a pond with less mud!	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
5996	Get outa here! Terrestrials only!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
5997	I'm confident that there's an exception you're overlooking. Your boss, after all, made us this way.	1.0947	0.03688	95	88	5	2
5998	Not to worry, the loaves are still in the oven but will be ready momentarily.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
5999	I don't have a prayer on how to fix them.	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
6000	That’s only going to feed 2 people.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6001	CARPe diem, my friend, carpe diem!	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6002	What's the holdup?! You promised us this spot would be prime real estate by July!	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6003	Take us before we’re Fin-ished	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6004	Hey, Noah. You forgot the caviar. If you know what I mean.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
6005	God said two of every living thing of flesh, not scales.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
6006	What will we do with the leftovers	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
6007	From a self-care perspective, we're going to say "No" to this one.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
6008	You should know, we're in the middle of a nasty divorce.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
6009	I just can't see either of you running for President	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
6010	Luckily,I read a book about cloning	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
6011	Come on, this is cheaper than a Uber	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
6012	Tell us again how this is gonna play out...?	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
6013	No, we didn’t enjoy the accommodations. How would you like it if we asked you to sleep in the toilet?	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
6014	We want our money back. You said there would be fresh water on the boat. This is a myth.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
6015	Where's the buffet?	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
6016	By any chance could you drop us off in the Red Sea?	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
6017	You can’t come on board. This is the fish boat.	1.0938	0.03651	96	89	5	2
6018	We’re not going to end our protest until you say clearly, so everyone can hear ‘NO FISH’	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
6019	Who says fish can't drown?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
6020	God may expect flooding, but our model calls for a mighty drought.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
6021	WTF, man!	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
6022	Contest for the two pine tree: How did you like the chemo?	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
6023	As members of an adrenogenous species, we're here to speak for all the freshwater fishes. We'd like to see your schematics.	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
6024	The bread we brought should last forever.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
6025	Can you explain this flooding concept again and please be more specific about the downsides	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
6026	Forty days? We	1.0926	0.03364	108	100	6	2
6027	So since it’s a flood we don’t get to go. What exactly makes you think we like floods ?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
6028	If you're going to charge us for sneaking on board, we're entitled to one call to our trawler.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
6029	Believe me, you're making a big mistake!	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
6030	Did anyone ever complain about our loudness? Yun Jia, Cumming, Ga	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
6031	He cut in front of me!	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
6032	I was looking for guts, but these gills will do	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
6033	Yes, we swim upstream, but we don't walk up planks.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
6034	I don't care. I'm still swiping left.	1.0918	0.03579	98	91	5	2
6035	We’re freshwater fish! The only salty things we can deal with are the complaints from the giraffes!	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
6036	Expect to hear from my lawyer.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
6037	Do you have indoor pool accommodations? We are drifters waiting for the tide to come in. Trust me, there will be plenty of water. Water will not be a problem. Water rationing will not be necessary.	1.0909	0.03041	110	101	8	1
6038	We're here to complain about the small fishbowl accommodations. We're out of here at the first raindrop!	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
6039	She's been harassing me the whole way!	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
6040	My wife and I would like to be granted access.	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
6041	Anyway, $4 a pound.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
6042	We’d rather take my chances with the flood, thanks. Honestly, this looks like a real big douche canoe.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
6043	I think you booked the wrong trip	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
6044	Our request for special accommodations are not deemed to be reasonable.	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
6045	I think some of us can skip this step.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
6046	For all the mixed doubles brouhaha, it was still the same old he said, she said.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
6047	This could play long, buddy. Give us a piece of the action.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
6048	Flood you say? Don’t take it personally, but we’d rather take our chances with the water.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
6049	Hey, when you part the warders of the red Sea,can you just dump us back in? We get seasick on boats.	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
6050	Sail the all new Miracle of The Seas from Pescatarian Cruise Line	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
6051	It's a dogfish eat dogfish world out there.You can understand THAT!	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6052	Would you want to swim in that?	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
6053	We think it would have been easier if we just in the water.	1.0899	0.03795	89	83	4	2
6054	Well this is new...	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6055	at least its no a grizzly bear	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6056	Just give it a few days fellas and you’ll be fine. J Torpey Jamestown NC	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6057	Where on the food chain are you putting us?	1.0899	0.03795	89	83	4	2
6058	We'll expect an acknowledgment that you're sailing on the traditional waters of our people.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6059	You're telling us hippos are dancing on the Lido deck and we can't even get keys to the casino men's room?	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
6060	Dang I forgot the bread!	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6061	It’s not about our ability but the principle of the thing.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
6062	Are you my Pisces?	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
6063	It's either us or those two black bears we saw hauling their fat butts into your so-called ark.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
6064	Surprise to see you folks! Now tell me how was the view from Mount Ararat Armenia!	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
6065	Wrong door—we’re not sheepshead fish!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
6066	We appreciate your effort and enthusiasm, but we've decided to go with candidates with more on-the-ground experience	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
6067	You try paying rent down there with all these human homes entering the market.	1.0891	0.03475	101	94	5	2
6068	Oh, so you were the pair who had requested an early disembarkation . Sorry, my bad.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
6069	I'm sorry, but we just don't swim in the same circles and it's not going to work out between us. And, just so you know, no one is going to make me feel gillty about it.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
6070	You should have put our therapist on the ark.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
6071	We’ve got two plaices left	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
6072	We need some peace and quiet, so we decided to go along for the ride."	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
6073	Do you even know what's in flood water?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
6074	We specifically requested NOT to be seated next to the bears.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
6075	Ok but you’re going to have to grow some sea legs.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
6076	Sharing a tank with the other fish is a dealbreaker.	1.0885	0.02684	113	103	10	0
6077	We’d prefer the pool deck and the sooner the better!	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
6078	I thought that this was the Red Sea not the Dead Sea.	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
6079	We request separate rooms, preferably away from the polar bears.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6080	OK, so we misunderstood, but the cats insisted.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6081	Table for two, preferably not next to the grizzly bears	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6082	Jesus, I thought the 5 loaves would be enough!	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6083	Coming up short	1.0877	0.02661	114	104	10	0
6084	No, explain what you mean by, "hot fishes only."	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6085	It’s going to rain,right? We’re salt water fish if you get our drift	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6086	Alright buddy, we're the kings now.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6087	OK, regarding water, be careful what you wish for.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6088	The ocean is overcrowded as is, now your bringing all these animals here?" I don't think so!	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
6089	YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE WORMS!	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
6090	Well, at least we can make Gefilte fish.	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
6091	No, we don't need wine.	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
6092	Hope you’ve got a bread guy in there too- one of your fellas is going to need us in a thousand years or so.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
6093	Listen I don’t want to hear about your non binary status it was enough getting you vegan food on the trip, what you are both doing here is saving the Salmon race so get on with it.	1.0865	0.03378	104	97	5	2
6094	Hey man..oh, I got one. How many of each beast did Moses take on the ark? Give it a minute.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
6095	We’re land locked salmon.	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
6096	I'm tired of trying to satisfy these "Christian" beliefs --- lets just eat this guy instead of filling the order for that crowd !! Maybe they'll learn to do their own fishing then !!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
6097	We pair nicely with your worst nightmare.	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
6098	Guys, trust, you’ll be fine.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
6099	I'm God. You're Cod. What on earth do you want now?	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
6100	You can’t get good help these days.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
6101	You are telling me now after all these years that we are not identical but fraternal twins.	1.0860	0.03636	93	87	4	2
6102	What do you mean "No miracle, no bread, no service" !	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
6103	It will be a miracle if anyone believes you Moses	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
6104	CAN YOU RECOMMEND A GOOD FISH RESTAURANT NEARBY?	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
6105	Is the Headwaters Spawning Inn? I think not.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
6106	We're just fine outside the ark actually.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
6107	After months of swimming upstream, we can’t wait to just chill in the pool up on the lido deck!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6108	what do you mean you don’t have a salt water section!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6109	Really? Him? After all these years I’m finally getting a divorce and he is the only male specimen in the boat	1.0854	0.03957	82	77	3	2
6110	Never in my life would I imagine we’d in this situation, your boss is against prejudice and bias, so move over and let us on the boat”. “	1.0854	0.03957	82	77	3	2
6111	excuse us, could you direct us to the loaves?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6112	You made this ship all by yourself? Well, it shows! Our accommodations in the bilge are terrible! Ever hear of "Yelp"?	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
6113	You two are taking Him far too literally, when the whole point of this flood exercise is that He wants to be taken seriously.”	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
6114	God I don’t think this is the Red Sea	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
6115	You make a good point	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
6116	The numbers haven't added up since he stopped eating carbs	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
6117	Oh yea? And what happens when all the water dries out?	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
6118	Holy mackerel, he prepares 370 million years in advance?	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6119	This BPA induced gender reversal thing is really hard.... I feel less than half the man I used to be.	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6120	Why did he think we needed a ride?	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
6121	I feel like a fish out of water among all these big land animals!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
6122	151 to go	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6123	Sorry, we were under the impression that this was a singles cruise, we're going to need to rebook...	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6124	Context, buddy. Context	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6125	Uh Noah! You promised that there would be water left for us!	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6126	Dude! You're not saving us...we love the water and besides there's plenty of fish in the sea!	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
6127	Not in my backyard!	1.0842	0.03561	95	89	4	2
6128	What pairs well with snapper?	1.0841	0.02696	107	98	9	0
6129	How was I supposed to share my food with the elephant?	1.0841	0.03005	107	99	7	1
6130	This will never hold up in court.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
6131	We're gonna need better wi-fi in here, pal.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
6132	You have plenty of water outside, so take some inside	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
6133	unfortunately for you, it’s Friday	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
6134	ahem I said, "Open up the Red Sea".	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
6135	We’re hoping for a room by the pool.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
6136	Your stateroom is ready. Would you like a cedar plank or a frying pan?	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
6137	Ask the birds if they needed their birdhouse.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
6138	I should have grabbed the two ready-to-eat cans instead.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
6139	Help,Help. We flunked our swimming class at our school.	1.0833	0.03525	96	90	4	2
6140	God never said he was the brightest bulb.	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
6141	Mind if we row your boat?	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6142	You, my friend, are ‘avin’ a larf. Two rabbits went in ten minutes ago and there’s already 33 of ‘em in the corridor alone… nope, you can keep your boat, flood ‘n’ all that… we’ll take our chances. Goodnight.	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
6143	OK. Run that by me one more time. In order to survive this flood you're talking about, we've got to leave the water and live in this boat for a year?	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
6144	Look, there’s ‘upstream’ and then there’s ’upstream.’	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
6145	No, really, we were fine where we were. I’m sure He meant land animals.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
6146	Long JohnSilver's early value meal menu was limited	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
6147	I don't see any loaves anywhere...???	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
6148	This is a mistake. Your singer is Billy the trout	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
6149	Hey Noah, can Betty and I come too? We're good swimmers and we promise not to smell bad after three days.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
6150	We won’t walk this plank no matter what you say.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
6151	We’re just here for the swim-up bar.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
6152	I just have a hard time believing there are other fish in the sea	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
6153	Time to rethink this two of everything onboard, Noah Not So Much.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
6154	He who helps others helps himself. I mean, if you can't even get up the stairs . . .	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
6155	This is the fisherman who wonders who the goldfish is that will grant him three wishes. Both fish beg him to let them go and speak to him in a human voice.	1.0805	0.03735	87	82	3	2
6156	There are some loaves in there that are making us nervous.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
6157	We expected the water in the minibar to be free.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
6158	You forgot the fish tank.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
6159	What is your preferred pronoun?	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
6160	Clearly, Noah didn't think this one through.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
6161	But if it's too warm we'll both turn to females	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
6162	They say behind Ark doors he has amazing acuity and is incredibly vibrant.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
6163	I smell something humanly.	1.0800	0.03075	100	93	6	1
6164	That’s barely enough for dinner.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
6165	It checks out, no shark.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
6166	My God, you don't have to save vertebrata from a flood, you dumbski.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
6167	We are too big for your purposes. If you want to really wow them, throw us back and feed them two minnows.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
6168	Are you in-sin-uating we're not god's creatures just because we can breath under water!	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
6169	Are you sure this tug is seaworthy because we can sit this one out?	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
6170	Look, Noah, everyone saw the beavers, otters, and platypi board the ark, so why shouldn’t we get our own two-by-two.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
6171	Two times two is four; four times two is eight; eight times two is sixteen . . . “ Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
6172	Will you save us too or will we be fished out to feed other animals?	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
6173	If you have any problems, talk to the office of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
6174	We small something fish	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
6175	Phil,I said upstream,not down ramp!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6176	Why are you staring at us, expecting something? Well we can’t just flop up your ark without water, can we?” Andrew Hon,China,Hong Kon	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
6177	I think you two will be just fine.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6178	oh no! I forgot the Aquarium.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
6179	What do you mean their no buffet?!?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6180	I’m telling yo, we’re not going. We’re friends with Ron Reagan and not afraid of burning in hell.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6181	Oh, sure, they SAY it's going to be "all water" up there because that's what they WANT you to think.	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
6182	Nice try, Noah, but we know you're a pescatarian.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
6183	Thanks a lot for "saving" us from the flood!	1.0769	0.03214	91	85	5	1
6184	If you are going to serve me with bread I prefer barley.	1.0769	0.03214	91	85	5	1
6185	The accommodations were horrible! What's a guy to do for some water...	1.0769	0.02960	104	97	6	1
6186	Luca Brasi snores!	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
6187	Sorry fish, you'll have to stay. All the white wine was drunk by the lobsters.	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
6188	It's not safer here, the pick your meal tank is by the kitchen	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
6189	But sir, he’s my little brother!	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
6190	Not to worry. Your living space is environmentally unaffected, estimated gallons will increase at least tenfold, and, forget about the " fishermen" problem.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
6191	Fish spawn, animals mate. Leo Lane Petaluma. CA	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
6192	Ok, we will follow behind as long as you throw us some scraps!	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
6193	You're gonna want smoked salmon.	1.0755	0.02578	106	98	8	0
6194	H(2)0, Noah, We're gillable .....drown down to water	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
6195	Couln't you have picked a better looking mate?!	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
6196	In or out?	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
6197	Noah, don't leave us out here to swim, we hear the food is better in the ark	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
6198	You are mistaken.We’re a part of the flood party.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
6199	We are glad to teach you lot a thing or two, but the bears are a non-starter	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
6200	Thank God the shelf life of dried fish is longer than forty days and forty nights." Kari Foote, Whitefish Bay, W	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
6201	The ride was cramped and bumpy and 'carp' is an ugly name to get stuck with, old man.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
6202	We hope you've got a fish-bowl in there?	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
6203	When we’re in nail nails in your coffin	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
6204	What are we chopped Lutefisk?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
6205	Last time he baited that hook.	1.0745	0.03462	94	89	3	2
6206	So,you don't have a pool on board but you do have shuffleboard? We'll have to think about this.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
6207	Laissez-les manger du pain!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
6208	We’re from two of your friends. They heard it was your birthday.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
6209	salmon, rush or die!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
6210	I left the unicorns behind for these things?	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
6211	so i’m supposed to be on here with all of creation for like a month and a half and only fuck the one other salmon? i don’t know man, i don’t know if that’ll work.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
6212	Do you have anything is a 40 gallon?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
6213	If there's no sourdough onboard, I'm not getting on.	1.0729	0.03391	96	91	3	2
6214	Even you will be sleeping with us, Noah, in another couple of hundred years.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
6215	Don’t worry. The fishing pole doesn’t work for the sheep either.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
6216	Well, if you want to know the truth…”	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
6217	He told me that only one of us can get aboard. “Something about being over the limit.” Anyway, you go ahead, my love.	1.0722	0.03020	97	91	5	1
6218	Robert and I appreciate your political awareness but….William	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
6219	Sorry, the loaves all disintegrated in the water.	1.0714	0.02615	98	91	7	0
6220	Wise Man Enjoy Only One Thing In Life SEX	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
6221	You're going to have to swim behind. HE didn't tell me to build an aquarium.	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
6222	Noah looks like a fish out of water...huh!	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
6223	Dammit Noah, you’re missing the point!	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
6224	Yeah, we get it. We’re out of water…get us to our tank.	1.0714	0.03324	98	93	3	2
6225	Celebrity marriage counsellors are and have been very popular	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
6226	Do you mind if we wait for the rain and swim? Mr. and Mrs. Warthog are rather pungent already."	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
6227	Noah’s unwavering trust in God	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
6228	Those other two were wild animals. We're farm animals.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
6229	We hope there is a swimming pool aboard the Arc.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
6230	Congratulations. You’re still in the running to becoming America’s Next Top Bumper Sticker Jesus Fish.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
6231	I told you to get to the ark two hours early!	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
6232	And weareth thee both belt and suspenders?	1.0698	0.03620	86	82	2	2
6233	I TOLD you he was gonna leave us high and dry -- THAT'S the reason this place will forever be known as 'Ararat.'	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
6234	You just need us to board and in 360 million years all animals will repopulate the earth again.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
6235	It's a heckuva ordeal to have to flop our way on to this boat.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
6236	If he so much as touches me with that silly stick, I swear it's back to the Flood for me!	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
6237	Room with a King and oceanside view, please.	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
6238	Ok Noah. It’s all about the children, got it. So we board the boat, ok. And then we get upstream how?	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
6239	You must Noah that's Luca Brasi!	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
6240	No, I think that would probably void the warranty	1.0686	0.02876	102	96	5	1
6241	We're just really tired of swimming and we knew you'd agree"	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
6242	What do you mean there is no more room in your boat, we can go inside your pots	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
6243	Noah, my man, we’ve decided to take a “raincheck” on your Ark offer since the early birds already put towels on all of the lounges around the deck pool!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
6244	No Noah! We favour flood!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
6245	Should’ve gotten off at Rainbow creek.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
6246	Get us off of this thing. We can swim!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
6247	Ok, if you want to walk on the water, go ahead, but please don't step on us.... and watch it with that stick!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
6248	Do we look like we got your memo?	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
6249	At least we're low in mercury.	1.0673	0.02822	104	98	5	1
6250	Seriously? The kitchen? I think we	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
6251	I'd like to know where we're headed before I embark..	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
6252	Only two? You're telling me God's never heard of a throuple? Christ, Sheila, Mort's gonna re-aggravate his sciatica trying to keep up with us.	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
6253	Look, Noah, we didn't sign up for this cruise. And anyway, we heard you can get Covid on these things ...	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
6254	Literally? Nah man,we have to stream live,tune into broadcast updates will ya?	1.0667	0.02795	105	99	5	1
6255	Great, just GREAT! We missed our stop at “Flood” and are again stuck in “Desert”, this time with that nut case who pretends he doesn’t know where there is any water for 40 years.	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
6256	Whaddya' mean, no Coelacanths?	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
6257	The fish with his mouth opens speaks: "Noah, shmoa! These accommodations really suck! We didn't want a boat with an ocean view – we thought we would be in the actual ocean!"	1.0659	0.03424	91	87	2	2
6258	What part of “land vertebrates only” did he not understand?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
6259	Is this trip necessary?	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
6260	I thought it was one if by land and two if by sea.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
6261	How about you multiply us, then put us back in the water before we croak.	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
6262	They call these imbeciles brain food... If they're so smart, why are they swimming up here where they're a poke away from becoming poke bowls?	1.0635	0.03835	63	60	2	1
6263	Sure, continue to swim with the fishies if you want. You won't even need an umbrella.	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
6264	Okay, but remember that my wife likes to make gefilte fish.	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
6265	Well, you could follow behind, right?	1.0625	0.02891	96	91	4	1
6266	I would rather asphyxiate in a dry ark than swim healthy among the drowned bodies of heathens. I don’t renounce the world’s horror as much as I do the ultimate choice it has a person make: “How much hell will you comfortably tolerate?”	1.0625	0.03708	80	77	1	2
6267	We can’t keep hosting game night- Go Fish just isn’t as popular as it used to be. Might we suggest an alternative game like Bingo for the next cruise?	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
6268	Yes fish can drown too. Bold enough to try and find out? What would your boss say?	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
6269	Noah makes a modest concession to PETA.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
6270	Not even a water slide? Next time, we'll call Carnival.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
6271	Can we agree? No amount of satiety will satisfy these jokers…	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
6272	I knew Moses could walk on water, but I never heard of a man who could walk on the ocean floor.	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
6273	If He rested on the seventh day when was fishing created?	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
6274	Sorry pal, there's a dress code!	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
6275	I suggest you take us, in the interest of space-saving efficiency. We are anadromous so onboard fresh or salt water makes no difference!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
6276	A walk in the park!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
6277	I’m afraid we cannot afford any more plotholes.	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
6278	Noah and the ark this nonsense doesn't make sense, we breath water!!	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
6279	And the Lord said to Noah’s great great great great great great grandson, “Build twelve aquariums and fill with every species of fish, keeping all separated by color.” He replied, “ We don’t have enough water, could You make it rain a little more?”	1.0595	0.03101	84	80	3	1
6280	I simply don't understand your logic. The world is going to flood and you're taking fish out of the water to save them?	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
6281	moses telling the workers "about them fish," I ain't paying hobody who brings them smelly fish in with mouths wide open	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
6282	So you're not gonna evolve??	1.0588	0.03492	85	82	1	2
6283	s "enough with the water questions, I told you we've taken care of that, so would you just get in already? "	1.0583	0.02319	103	97	6	0
6284	How did you guys get here? Ah, 'Alaska later'!	1.0580	0.03506	69	66	2	1
6285	I am just saying Noah do you really have enough room for the seals Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
6286	Sorry!! You should have gotten off at Port "Sorry - - you should have gotten off at PORT "Sorry - -you should have gotten off at Port Ararat."	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
6287	What a send -off! A carrot on your back and a dollop of horseradish.	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
6288	There's no WIFI available on aboard this ship	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6289	I don't have any bread low so I can't feed the 5,000	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
6290	The rooms were cramped—and we coulda done without the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
6291	Sushi Boat	1.0543	0.02835	92	88	3	1
6292	I tell you he's a fish hating piscist! Even if we do get on board, he'll throw us right off if this thing ever gets afloat.	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
6293	Put us back in the water immediately. You and your land animals are the ones who need saving.	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
6294	God never told you, Noah, to put fish into your ark. Now quick, if we are to replenish our species, find us a water home.	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
6295	I know it's a logistical nightmare but you gotta build us our own tank. The other guys won't mess with us but the dolphins are smart enough to use us to jack off. I can't be getting throat fucked every hour while we wait for this thing to blow over.	1.0526	0.03187	76	73	2	1
6296	You might be more comfortable staying here.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6297	Genesis 6:13–9:29 “every living thing of all flesh” well if God commands it who are we to question !!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6298	I know we aren't on the list, but the aardvarks can vouch for us."	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
6299	So if the forecast was wrong and it doesn't rain, are you willing to admit global warming is a lot of hogwash?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6300	Fishers of men? Pull the other one already!	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
6301	Thanks, but we’ll be plenty of fish in the sea.	1.0494	0.02992	81	78	2	1
6302	Yeah, not bad for a sales pitch, but you need to bait the hook.	1.0482	0.02921	83	80	2	1
6303	So you’re saying the Ark is only for land animals? Isn’t that discrimination? And you call yourself a Man of God!	1.0482	0.02921	83	80	2	1
6304	There's something fishy about your plan.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
6305	We need to seek refuge from a flood, why?	1.0460	0.02258	87	83	4	0
6306	Pick her. She has tickets to the acquarium.	1.0435	0.02138	92	88	4	0
6307	Quick, find us some water, Noah.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
6308	Would it have been too much trouble to pick us up on the way?	1.0423	0.03131	71	69	1	1
6309	Your PR guys said there’d be water	1.0411	0.03046	73	71	1	1
6310	Requesting an exemption for talent best used elsewhere.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
6311	You know, we're actually looking forward to our real estate prospects...	1.0370	0.02111	81	78	3	0
6312	This is worse than when Moses parted the Red Sea.	1.0366	0.02086	82	79	3	0
6313	Hmmm olive oil and rosemary or salt and pepper... How shall I name you?	1.0357	0.02037	84	81	3	0
6314	Hey old man, if anything goes wrong with this bucket of balsam -- no free rides	1.0353	0.02013	85	82	3	0
6315	Some day there will be a New Cheerful Rod and Staff Guy who appreciates savvy Performative disruption . .	1.0349	0.02588	86	84	1	1
6316	Hey Noah, Why would you take us on the arc to protect us from the deluge? Do you really want yo kill us? We thrive in water!	1.0337	0.02501	89	87	1	1
6317	Hey! Hey!!Hey!!! Why are you closing this door for? Let the water come in. How do you think we are gonna survive, genius?	1.0309	0.01767	97	94	3	0
6318	We are ready, so what time is dinner being served?	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6319	Couldn't you have found a blonde one?	1.0286	0.02857	70	69	0	1
6320	A flood. Dreat! We can visit our family in Kathmandu.	1.0256	0.01801	78	76	2	0
6321	We were just feelin' left out!	1.0244	0.01714	82	80	2	0
6322	Spare the water and the fish will spoil.	1.0235	0.01654	85	83	2	0
6323	Fish: "Hey, it's really dry around here. Don't forget us."	1.0217	0.01529	92	90	2	0

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