Contest #889


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You say ‘flood’ like it’s a bad thing. 1.7545 0.01061 5633 2646 1724 1263
1 Why don’t we just meet you there? 1.7544 0.02456 1026 474 330 222
2 You took us out of school for this? 1.7471 0.01567 2681 1307 745 629
3 Don’t tell me you already have two talking fish. 1.7457 0.02077 1522 742 425 355
4 Being on cedar planks makes us really uncomfortable. 1.7338 0.01593 2592 1289 704 599
5 What the hell is a flood? 1.7241 0.02121 1497 767 376 354
6 This must be your first flood. 1.7196 0.01385 3131 1502 1005 624
7 What do you mean we'd be useful on Fridays? 1.7166 0.01812 1948 977 546 425
8 ' No, really, just leave us behind. Take the unicorns instead.' 1.7119 0.02326 1149 570 340 239
9 Which list are we on, guest or menu? 1.6936 0.01584 2487 1273 703 511
10 Is there a pool? 1.6897 0.02069 1347 662 441 244
11 Yes, we're sushi grade. Why do you ask? 1.6825 0.01894 1647 831 508 308
12 We weren't endangered until a few minutes ago. 1.6792 0.01806 1858 956 542 360
13 I know what God said, but I think we'll be OK. 1.6787 0.01961 1547 788 468 291
14 I saw the bagel and capers. I know what you’re up to. 1.6777 0.02085 1384 711 408 265
15 What, you thought we'd drown? 1.6707 0.02013 1506 789 424 293
16 Thanks, but we’re cool with the flood. 1.6688 0.02268 1102 555 357 190
17 Did you ever stop to think that maybe we were enjoying the flood? 1.6678 0.02515 915 467 285 163
18 Any chance you could leave the grizzly bears behind? 1.6656 0.02472 918 462 301 155
19 Forty days of floods? Are you kidding, Noah? That's our wet dream. 1.6603 0.01997 1560 840 410 310
20 Just because it's policy doesn't mean it makes sense. 1.6590 0.02214 1173 605 363 205
21 You do know that trying to rescue us from a huge body of water is kind of weird, right? 1.6580 0.01883 1696 899 478 319
22 Trust us, we'll be fine out here. And after few days, you're really not going to want us in there. 1.6562 0.01818 1745 906 533 306
23 Can you give us a hand? We're floundering here. 1.6559 0.01902 1584 820 489 275
24 We’ll meet you there. 1.6555 0.01659 2154 1137 622 395
25 We’ll take our chances with the flood if that’s alright with you 1.6519 0.01852 1675 874 510 291
26 All this so you can spread our descendants on bagels? 1.6516 0.01772 1943 1049 522 372
27 Let me guess - the cats suggested you bring us. 1.6514 0.01679 2111 1124 599 388
28 Really? Do you do everything He tells you? 1.6459 0.01722 1957 1037 576 344
29 I think we’ll take our chances.” 1.6418 0.01642 2049 1064 655 330
30 We would like a cabin with an open porthole. 1.6321 0.01886 1571 834 481 256
31 How about we skip the ark and just meet up with you at Mount Ararat in a few weeks. 1.6320 0.01812 1685 890 525 270
32 Psalmon 8:8 1.6304 0.01910 1591 864 451 276
33 How do you expect us to get on board, evolve? 1.6293 0.01985 1470 799 417 254
34 Wait, there’s a flood coming, and you want us to get IN the boat? 1.6286 0.01510 2943 1736 564 643
35 Bears and eagles also? You know what, I'll take my chances at home. 1.6261 0.01917 1503 801 463 239
36 Thanks for thinking of us, but in the next testament I understand we're on the menu with loaves of bread. 1.6235 0.02024 1445 802 385 258
37 We were told that there would be water. 1.6168 0.01692 1926 1041 582 303
38 C’mon,man. Fish gotta swim. 1.6163 0.01927 1509 823 442 244
39 He's farmed and I'm wild. Choose wisely. 1.6162 0.02005 1433 793 397 243
40 Just take us, we can evolve into everything else 1.6158 0.02552 885 490 245 150
41 You DO know that we actually prefer the flood. 1.6043 0.02226 1107 609 327 171
42 You almost convinced me, and then I saw the pair of pelicans 1.5971 0.02387 958 532 280 146
43 The cats invited us. 1.5953 0.01810 1616 887 496 233
44 We left a few thousand eggs in steerage 1.5941 0.01837 1552 849 484 219
45 We'll take our chances with the deluge. 1.5862 0.01970 1276 689 426 161
46 Is the flood fresh or salt water? 1.5862 0.01895 1416 774 454 188
47 The Greatest flood in our lives, then you come along and try to help! 1.5851 0.02197 1104 618 326 160
48 On the contrary! We’re getting off because we believe your story.” 1.5788 0.02037 1422 845 331 246
49 But it’s our anniversary and I promised her a cruise! 1.5782 0.02086 1240 706 351 183
50 You realize that after 3 days we start to smell. 1.5771 0.02069 1265 723 354 188
51 Is there a pool on board? 1.5631 0.02073 1204 689 352 163
52 You sure we can't just meet you there? 1.5619 0.02133 1187 694 319 174
53 You know it's a flood, right? 1.5592 0.02179 1089 627 315 147
54 Planks make us nervous. 1.5583 0.02099 1157 663 342 152
55 You do realize we can swim, right? 1.5579 0.02231 1097 649 284 164
56 Have the bears boarded yet? 1.5575 0.02097 1105 621 352 132
57 Just what is it you're supposedly saving us from, again? 1.5575 0.02342 1053 640 239 174
58 That's right, we are the holy mackerel." 1.5573 0.02368 1073 665 218 190
59 We'll just meet you there. 1.5555 0.02224 1073 629 292 152
60 Don't say anything. Let's see how long it takes before it dawns on him. 1.5554 0.02272 1046 618 275 153
61 But isn’t a flood just more water? 1.5534 0.02668 759 450 198 111
62 “Yo Papi, is that your plus one?” 1.5522 0.02506 1072 708 136 228
63 You're only bringing two worms? 1.5454 0.02383 959 578 239 142
64 A flood? Throw us back . We’ll take our chances. 1.5443 0.02367 948 566 248 134
65 On second thought, we’ll go it on our own. 1.5397 0.02461 832 489 237 106
66 No, we are not 'like fish out of water' . We ARE fish out of water. 1.5373 0.02540 845 516 204 125
67 Are you trying to be ironic? 1.5357 0.02607 743 440 208 95
68 I'm Mahi, and this is my wife Mahi. 1.5352 0.02513 852 519 210 123
69 Yet you'll be first to complain your fish is dry. 1.5347 0.02821 808 535 114 159
70 We were fine with the flood 1.5336 0.02428 834 490 243 101
71 Let my people flow. 1.5296 0.02615 761 461 197 103
72 Yes, we have reservations. Lots of them. 1.5284 0.02754 704 432 172 100
73 A flood is literally what we have been praying for! 1.5250 0.02776 739 469 152 118
74 I'm not repopulating the planet with him even if he is the last fish in the ocean. 1.5248 0.04279 303 190 67 46
75 I don't care what God told you, we were fine. 1.5220 0.02614 772 476 189 107
76 This is my sister you idiot. 1.5207 0.02785 699 437 160 102
77 Yes, there’s a problem. You have us next to the bears. 1.5198 0.02759 683 420 171 92
78 Hey, we're salmon. There's bears in there. We'll just wait for the flood. 1.5196 0.02594 741 448 201 92
79 You’re making a mistake of biblical proportions. 1.5193 0.02719 726 453 169 104
80 We didn’t need to be saved. We had it right the first time 1.5192 0.02693 728 451 176 101
81 Flood? Some bears told us to get on board to avoid a drought. 1.5175 0.02717 684 417 180 87
82 Um...we won't survive the Flood, why? 1.5172 0.02720 696 428 176 92
83 I know, we're fish, but she always wanted to take a cruise. 1.5159 0.02755 661 403 175 83
84 Well, MY God told me that a global flood would be my reward for a lifetime of piety and spiritual devotion. 1.5152 0.02920 689 450 123 116
85 We don't think that it will be necessary. We'll be fine. 1.5128 0.02753 587 343 187 57
86 Wouldn't it be better if we waited outside? 1.5122 0.02920 617 386 146 85
87 Yo, Dude. Have you REALLY thought this through? 1.5114 0.02776 657 405 168 84
88 We're not as worried about a little rain as you might think. 1.5104 0.02619 676 403 201 72
89 Can you drop us off upstream? 1.5095 0.02689 683 418 182 83
90 It's because we're atheists, right? 1.5091 0.02928 605 378 146 81
91 ‘Nah, we’ll take our chances in the floodwater’ 1.5063 0.02721 636 384 182 70
92 Are we dinner guests or dinner? 1.5049 0.03049 513 312 143 58
93 Think about this for a minute… 1.5045 0.02800 660 415 157 88
94 Besides the obvious, Nobrains, can’t you tell two males when you see them 1.5026 0.02999 571 359 137 75
95 So, this God who told you to build an ark, is this the same God who told you to eat fish on Friday? 1.5026 0.03169 573 378 102 93
96 You have your bible stories mixed up there, Noah. We're supposed to help Jesus feed the masses. 1.5017 0.02959 594 376 138 80
97 It's simply not reasonable that you expect us to represent *all* fish. 1.5000 0.02804 602 368 167 67
98 Please seat us away from the bears. 1.4966 0.02743 590 354 179 57
99 Did we mention we like water? 1.4949 0.02951 586 372 138 76
100 Okay if we just swim along and meet you on the other side? 1.4941 0.03037 510 314 140 56
101 We think we'll just swim there. 1.4939 0.02809 577 351 167 59
102 A little critical thinking is all we ask, buddy. 1.4934 0.03052 529 332 133 64
103 Of course we're going to complain. We're carp. 1.4909 0.03077 552 356 121 75
104 And besides the obvious, that's my sister! 1.4908 0.03054 542 345 128 69
105 Are you sure we need to be saved from a flood? 1.4884 0.03064 518 326 131 61
106 I’m getting my parables all mixed up…are you here for the ark or the miracle of the loaves and fishes stunt? 1.4861 0.03078 539 347 122 70
107 I think we’re in the wrong Testament. 1.4860 0.03171 500 320 117 63
108 I’m fine with a flood. 1.4856 0.03174 486 308 120 58
109 This may not be the best plan 1.4842 0.03044 475 290 140 45
110 There is no way seating us next to the grizzlies was an accident! 1.4824 0.02916 539 335 148 56
111 But you do see the irony right? 1.4805 0.03234 487 316 108 63
112 Let me get this straight. You lured us out of the water because a flood is coming and you want us to stay INSIDE the boat? 1.4752 0.03220 505 334 102 69
113 You're being way too literal Noah. 1.4750 0.03006 480 296 140 44
114 As far as we’re concerned, it can’t start raining soon enough. 1.4748 0.03322 457 298 101 58
115 Don't you think this whole 2 by 2 ark story sounds fishy ? 1.4748 0.03253 436 275 115 46
116 Frankly, forty days and nights of torrential rain in the South of France sounds pretty damn good right now. 1.4739 0.03513 422 279 86 57
117 so what is wrong with a flood? 1.4717 0.03094 494 316 123 55
118 Hey listen, with your reputation you can feed 5000 with just him. Let me go. 1.4698 0.03332 447 292 100 55
119 We'd like an exit row. 1.4676 0.03224 447 286 113 48
120 There have been a lot of grumblings about this seating chart of yours. For one, we're in between the bears and the pelicans. 1.4672 0.03475 381 243 98 40
121 It’s interesting that you think this is necessary 1.4670 0.03467 394 254 96 44
122 Thanks but no thanks. We'll swim. 1.4668 0.03473 407 266 92 49
123 You didn't think this through. 1.4634 0.03324 423 273 104 46
124 How about we meet you there? 1.4632 0.03419 421 277 93 51
125 We’re out of our element here, we’re not catholic. 1.4630 0.03245 460 301 105 54
126 Forty days of rain and you couldn't provide a water slide to exit? 1.4617 0.03386 418 273 97 48
127 What’s a flood? 1.4615 0.03497 403 266 88 49
128 It's a flood, we're fish, what part of this are you not getting? 1.4594 0.03469 431 291 82 58
129 The salmon told us to request a "no smoking" section 1.4589 0.03577 414 282 74 58
130 Are these cedar planks? 1.4589 0.03318 438 288 99 51
131 A flood sounds pretty good right about now. 1.4581 0.03332 430 282 99 49
132 We’d like a cabin away from the bears. 1.4577 0.03338 426 279 99 48
133 How about this? We'll ride if you swim. 1.4577 0.03264 402 254 112 36
134 What exactly are you saving us from? 1.4568 0.03689 370 248 75 47
135 Noah, have you really thought this through? 1.4538 0.03564 379 251 84 44
136 I think we’ll just take our chances. 1.4525 0.03478 400 266 87 47
137 You can't pack us in there like sardines. 1.4518 0.03481 394 261 88 45
138 Ok, the first miracle was that we are talking fish. 1.4517 0.03425 414 276 89 49
139 We were given strict instructions not to appear until five loaves were also present. 1.4510 0.03392 408 269 94 45
140 You can see the irony here, correct? 1.4504 0.03605 373 249 80 44
141 You do know that we can swim, right? 1.4499 0.03694 369 250 72 47
142 You're trying to save us from a flood? Seriously? 1.4496 0.03657 387 265 70 52
143 Dude, we were fine. 1.4484 0.03586 397 271 74 52
144 Trust me, the Flood won’t be a problem for us. 1.4468 0.03482 376 247 90 39
145 Cedar planks? And was that two bags of charcoal I saw go in ahead of us? 1.4462 0.03670 390 270 66 54
146 We appreciate you including us but we’d rather take our chances in the flood. 1.4459 0.03537 388 261 81 46
147 So that's it? With millions of fish to choose from you pick my ex! 1.4455 0.03857 330 223 67 40
148 Can't we just follow the boat? 1.4444 0.03247 414 269 106 39
149 I smell bears. I think I'll take my chances with the flood. 1.4441 0.03817 340 231 67 42
150 Why did we see two jars of tartar sauce being loaded? 1.4436 0.03736 381 266 61 54
151 You just loaded the bears. We'll take our chances on the flood. 1.4435 0.03649 372 253 73 46
152 Why are our beds filled with shaved ice and located on the buffet? 1.4435 0.03747 372 258 63 51
153 Is your plan supposed to save us from drowning? 1.4433 0.03713 379 263 64 52
154 We are a bit concerned about your Friday menu. 1.4431 0.03479 413 282 79 52
155 You've seriously never heard of holy mackerel? 1.4427 0.03639 384 264 70 50
156 If you wanted it to float you should have shut the door. 1.4416 0.03726 351 238 71 42
157 Cedar planks? Not funny, Noah. 1.4413 0.03650 358 241 76 41
158 On the whole, we'd rather be in the flood. 1.4409 0.03402 372 242 96 34
159 Can we speak to the manager about the lack of freshwater accommodations?!? 1.4406 0.03423 345 220 98 27
160 And for future reference, we don't really like the idea of parting the sea either! 1.4401 0.04004 334 235 51 48
161 What part of “We LIKE water” didn’t you get? 1.4400 0.03526 375 251 83 41
162 We would like a spot in the no smoking section. 1.4396 0.03688 364 249 70 45
163 This no-fish policy feels very anti-antediluvian. 1.4394 0.03364 371 240 99 32
164 Actually, it’s ‘fish’, not ‘fishes’. 1.4393 0.03698 346 233 74 39
165 Sashimi for dinner? Really Noah? 1.4377 0.03496 361 238 88 35
166 But we love the flood! 1.4371 0.03499 334 215 92 27
167 We're leaving. We just think all the gloom and doom in there about sea levels rising is overblown. 1.4371 0.03575 334 218 86 30
168 Well, the invitation could have been more specific. 1.4369 0.03799 325 219 70 36
169 We'll go with you, but you have to bring us back upstream. 1.4359 0.03612 351 235 79 37
170 You haven't really given this much thought, have you? 1.4356 0.03595 365 247 77 41
171 Relax. We’re holy mackerels. 1.4354 0.03873 333 230 61 42
172 Zero stars for accessibility. 1.4342 0.03529 380 258 79 43
173 It’s a flood! Leave us alone. 1.4334 0.03469 383 258 84 41
174 The wife wants to ride it out. 1.4325 0.03458 363 240 89 34
175 Why did you refer to us as "rations?" 1.4325 0.03608 363 247 75 41
176 Why does our holding tank smell like lemon butter? 1.4317 0.04013 315 220 54 41
177 I'd rather drown than spend another long cruise with her. 1.4317 0.03745 322 216 73 33
178 Didn't think this through, did you? 1.4315 0.03868 336 234 59 43
179 Dude,We’ll swim, it smells like a zoo in there. 1.4314 0.03751 350 242 65 43
180 Land animals. You were supposed to take land animals. 1.4309 0.03529 362 243 82 37
181 Forty days and forty nights of rain sound like Heaven to us! 1.4298 0.03690 363 252 66 45
182 We weren't drowning, Noah. 1.4281 0.03814 334 231 63 40
183 We too are antedelusional. 1.4277 0.03783 332 228 66 38
184 Could you drop us off upstream? 1.4277 0.03830 318 217 66 35
185 Out of all the fish in the sea, you had to pick my sister? 1.4276 0.04195 297 211 45 41
186 Hold up…this big disaster of yours is a flood… of water? 1.4274 0.03784 351 246 60 45
187 If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances with the flood. 1.4273 0.03753 344 238 65 41
188 We don’t need your help. 1.4272 0.03734 323 218 72 33
189 Thanks for the offer, but we've decided to wait for the flood. 1.4263 0.03430 373 250 87 36
190 What do mean there’s only two worms? 1.4257 0.03805 343 240 60 43
191 We’re king salmon, not Solomon. 1.4256 0.03724 336 230 69 37
192 They say you help save soles. 1.4255 0.03637 322 214 79 29
193 I appreciate the Divine Intervention on our behalf, but Natural Selection might work out better for us. 1.4254 0.03933 315 219 58 38
194 Not only that, we're both males. 1.4250 0.03793 360 256 55 49
195 It's a flood Noah,a flood! 1.4248 0.03700 339 232 70 37
196 You're kidding, right? 1.4247 0.03708 332 226 71 35
197 So, are the bears already on board? 1.4244 0.03613 344 233 76 35
198 I question whether this god of yours is truly all-knowing. 1.4242 0.04335 264 185 46 33
199 Please put us next to the vegetarians. 1.4241 0.03739 316 213 72 31
200 It still would've been nice to get an invite! 1.4233 0.03911 300 205 63 32
201 Thanks, but we like our chances with the flood. 1.4227 0.03835 317 218 64 35
202 Thanks SO much for saving us from water. You really Noah lot about animals, don’t you? 1.4215 0.03688 325 220 73 32
203 We’d rather take our chances with the flood.” 1.4203 0.03810 295 198 70 27
204 Hey, pal, you screwed up. I'm a sockeye, he's a coho. We don't even SWIM together! 1.4203 0.03958 295 203 60 32
205 We’re concerned about the smoking section. 1.4199 0.03738 331 228 67 36
206 We're both dudes, Noah. 1.4198 0.03594 343 233 76 34
207 Deluxe cruise!" it said. "Reservations are flooding in!" it said. "Oy vey! 1.4196 0.04234 255 175 53 27
208 I’m a Coelacanth. She’s a Coelacanth. You’re gonna want to take us with you. Trust me. 1.4195 0.03721 298 198 75 25
209 C'mon, man-know your species! You had us packed in like sardines. 1.4193 0.03738 322 220 69 33
210 Look, you said a flood, right? I think we'll be ok. 1.4187 0.03630 332 225 75 32
211 We traded with the unicorns. 1.4184 0.04082 294 207 51 36
212 We were told there was a pool. 1.4170 0.03910 271 181 67 23
213 On the third day, we're going to stink. 1.4164 0.03520 377 262 73 42
214 Or maybe we can just follow along behind. 1.4161 0.03731 310 210 71 29
215 He says there's water where we're going! 1.4155 0.03736 296 198 73 25
216 I'm telling you "We won't drown!" 1.4154 0.03735 325 224 67 34
217 We’re not happy with our accommodations. 1.4153 0.03781 301 204 69 28
218 Yes damn it, we are the proverbial fish out of water 1.4135 0.04135 266 184 54 28
219 So, let me see if I have this right, Noah -- it's water you'll be saving us from!? 1.4132 0.03881 317 223 57 37
220 A Friday night what fry? 1.4126 0.03921 286 196 62 28
221 Thanks, but I think we’ll be OK. 1.4118 0.03762 306 209 68 29
222 Last time I ever take Covenant Cruiselines 1.4111 0.04101 253 172 58 23
223 Two month cruise, no kids? We're in. 1.4110 0.03981 292 204 56 32
224 You don't see the irony in this? 1.4104 0.03837 307 213 62 32
225 What part of "there are plenty of fish in the sea" do you not understand? 1.4103 0.03698 329 228 67 34
226 I'm pretty sure that I'm speaking for both of us when I say that I feel like a fish out of water. 1.4097 0.03930 288 199 60 29
227 Whaddya mean there's no pool 1.4096 0.03820 293 200 66 27
228 Thanks, but we're going to take our chances on the flood. 1.4088 0.04108 274 192 52 30
229 Brilliant! Now what? 1.4086 0.03776 301 206 67 28
230 Actually, we’ve been praying for a flood. 1.4085 0.04093 284 201 50 33
231 Seriously, Noah - we like our chances with the flood. 1.4083 0.04040 289 204 52 33
232 We assume there's no smoking allowed. 1.4075 0.04066 292 208 49 35
233 and why would you just "assume" that's my wife? 1.4068 0.03769 295 201 68 26
234 What's this seafood buffet we've been hearing about? 1.4060 0.04059 266 184 56 26
235 Tell the God-father: We want to swim with the fishes! 1.4052 0.04194 269 191 47 31
236 We just want a lift to the Mediterranean. 1.4036 0.03994 275 191 57 27
237 This isn't going to work. She's my sister. 1.4030 0.04019 263 181 58 24
238 Really, you could've just given our tickets to the unicorns. 1.4030 0.04331 263 190 40 33
239 Trust us. This is easier than swimming up waterfalls. 1.4030 0.03894 268 182 64 22
240 Isn't it a little fishy that you want us inside the boat when all the water is going to be on the outside? 1.4028 0.03955 288 202 56 30
241 During the flood, mind if we spawn? 1.4024 0.04078 251 172 57 22
242 We’re holy mackerels! 1.4021 0.04036 286 203 51 32
243 Wait, are these planks cedar? 1.4021 0.03785 286 195 67 24
244 It must be Friday 1.4021 0.03817 286 196 65 25
245 Dude, we know your plans for Friday... 1.4017 0.04305 239 167 48 24
246 We can swim. Save yourself. 1.4016 0.04179 249 173 52 24
247 Something tells me that you didn't think this one through. 1.4015 0.03934 264 180 62 22
248 Schmuck! You shlep us 40 days and 40 nights, only to deposit us on dry land? 1.4015 0.04198 274 197 44 33
249 I don't care if He's "omnipotent," there's been a mistake! 1.4008 0.04319 247 175 45 27
250 You're saving us from the what? 1.4007 0.03951 282 197 57 28
251 What's wrong with a flood, anyway? 1.4007 0.03789 302 210 63 29
252 Well I guess you didn't quite think of everything! 1.4000 0.04067 280 199 50 31
253 Define 'preserve' 1.4000 0.04364 225 156 48 21
254 Next time I sign up for a cruise, I’ll read the fine print! 1.3993 0.03859 288 200 61 27
255 As you describe it, this doesn't sound like our problem. 1.3993 0.04332 268 196 37 35
256 You do know what rain drops are made of? 1.3986 0.03559 276 181 80 15
257 Fish...on a boat, really, Noah? 1.3979 0.04022 284 202 51 31
258 Only two worms? Forget it! 1.3978 0.04155 269 192 47 30
259 We were told this ship had a pool." 1.3978 0.03914 269 185 61 23
260 Check the list again! We're not on the list. 1.3978 0.04221 269 194 43 32
261 Do you have a pool deck? 1.3974 0.04283 234 163 49 22
262 Well, apparently you didn’t think this through, did you? 1.3971 0.03917 272 188 60 24
263 Oops,wrong parable! 1.3964 0.04064 280 200 49 31
264 That sounds like a great plan, Noah, but we’ll take our chances with the flood. 1.3963 0.04380 217 150 48 19
265 We've decided to wait for the flood. 1.3963 0.03867 270 185 63 22
266 Golly, it was like a zoo in there 1.3947 0.03978 266 185 57 24
267 Listen, if you keep eating the caviar, we're all screwed! 1.3937 0.04368 221 154 47 20
268 Noah? More like no way 1.3933 0.03747 267 180 69 18
269 ''What do you mean there's no pool?" 1.3931 0.03872 262 179 63 20
270 A little help here? It’s not like we have cloven hooves. 1.3931 0.03834 262 178 65 19
271 How come none of the land animals are sprinkled with paprika? 1.3926 0.04297 242 172 45 25
272 If it's all the same to you, we'll swim, thank you. 1.3915 0.04100 258 182 51 25
273 We don't care who He is, we need to speak to your supervisor. 1.3911 0.05092 179 129 30 20
274 No thanks, I think we'll take our chances. 1.3910 0.03938 266 185 58 23
275 All I'm saying is it would have been nice to be asked. 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
276 I'm pretty sure this isn't necessary. 1.3898 0.04182 254 181 47 26
277 Well it sure looks like a fish ladder. 1.3889 0.04483 216 153 42 21
278 You're probably not too big on evolution, but we were just about ready to crawl onto land, so this flood had really set us back. 1.3887 0.04190 247 175 48 24
279 You really haven’t thought this one through, have you? 1.3882 0.04169 255 182 47 26
280 We'd like to walk. 1.3878 0.03666 294 203 68 23
281 Dude, do you have any idea what we're gonna smell like in 3 days? 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
282 It’s not just us, Noah — everybody’s saying it: you can cement your place in history if you leave the mosquitoes behind . . . 1.3867 0.04440 256 191 31 34
283 We see it as a sign that salmon are His chosen ones. 1.3866 0.04344 238 171 42 25
284 Seriously, I think we’ll be fine. 1.3855 0.03669 262 176 71 15
285 I think we’ll take our chances, buddy. 1.3852 0.04030 270 193 50 27
286 No really, we don't mind the rain. 1.3846 0.04183 234 164 50 20
287 Have you thought this out? 1.3843 0.04127 255 182 48 25
288 That's right, undocumented. 1.3843 0.04380 229 164 42 23
289 Sometimes you gotta think outside the Ark 1.3840 0.04230 237 168 47 22
290 And THIS is why we’re atheists… 1.3839 0.04671 224 166 30 28
291 No, really, we appreciate the offer Noah, but the Mrs. and I can handle a flood just fine. 1.3837 0.04129 245 173 50 22
292 Thanks but I figure we'll be fine. 1.3834 0.04112 253 180 49 24
293 We survived the last flood just fine, genius! 1.3834 0.04188 253 182 45 26
294 We already feel like fish out of water.' 1.3833 0.04318 227 161 45 21
295 It's a flood. I think we'll be fine. 1.3829 0.04198 222 154 51 17
296 Are we passengers or provisions? 1.3814 0.04365 236 171 40 25
297 Maybe we don’t need a ride, and maybe a guy with two sheep doesn’t need a staff? 1.3807 0.04347 218 154 45 19
298 Can you drop us off on the way? 1.3802 0.03847 263 183 60 20
299 I'm a bit confused why we need to go if a flood is coming. 1.3802 0.04103 263 190 46 27
300 But then I saw the grizzlies and I thought, "Why do fish need to escape a flood?" 1.3794 0.03930 282 203 51 28
301 Flood? We love a flood. You got bears and penguins in there. 1.3793 0.03942 261 184 55 22
302 What in “like a fish out of water” do they not understand ? 1.3789 0.04446 227 165 38 24
303 Worst cruise ever! 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
304 What’s the catch? 1.3784 0.04382 222 159 42 21
305 You said there'd be water 1.3778 0.04200 225 158 49 18
306 You do realize I'm a fish out of water, right? 1.3772 0.04516 228 168 34 26
307 Don’t worry. We’ll catch up with you. 1.3772 0.04160 228 160 50 18
308 Honestly Noah, I don’t think you’ve thought this through 1.3772 0.04252 228 162 46 20
309 They said we can’t check into our tank until 4pm! 1.3771 0.03971 236 163 57 16
310 Is this where we get legs and stuff? 1.3767 0.04412 223 161 40 22
311 If it gets too crowded you can just throw us overboard...just saying. 1.3766 0.04278 239 173 42 24
312 God gave you a mission but not a brain, apparently. 1.3761 0.04128 234 165 50 19
313 What's 'rain'? 1.3759 0.03909 274 196 53 25
314 We plan to start a school. 1.3755 0.03996 245 172 54 19
315 Holy Mackerel, to be precise… 1.3755 0.04065 253 181 49 23
316 Hey wait, we're good with floods. 1.3750 0.04096 240 170 50 20
317 We're into evolution 1.3750 0.04115 216 149 53 14
318 Don't put us next to the bears. 1.3745 0.03873 267 189 56 22
319 "We're hoping this thing leaks. 1.3740 0.03814 254 176 61 17
320 Fish” is not good enough. We’re not the same species 1.3740 0.04225 246 179 42 25
321 I'm not so sure this is what He meant. 1.3739 0.03990 230 159 56 15
322 Just wait till the whales get here! 1.3739 0.04330 222 159 43 20
323 And what exactly are you saving us FROM? 1.3734 0.04397 233 171 37 25
324 Before 40 days thou wilt smell the tragic irony. 1.3734 0.04181 233 166 47 20
325 Looks like you haven't thought this all the way through! 1.3731 0.03983 260 186 51 23
326 You wanna help? Don't help. 1.3727 0.04543 220 162 34 24
327 ‘Give our space to the hamsters, we good’ 1.3719 0.04274 242 177 40 25
328 Ok, explain this to us again. You want us to get on the boat because a what is coming?" 1.3714 0.04195 245 178 43 24
329 Who’s saving whom? 1.3705 0.04058 224 156 53 15
330 We good. 1.3704 0.04012 243 172 52 19
331 You can’t be serious… 1.3704 0.04012 243 172 52 19
332 You promised 40 days of rain. Where's the water? 1.3704 0.04096 243 174 48 21
333 I don't know about your other guests; but we'll begin to stink in three days. 1.3700 0.04346 227 165 40 22
334 I think we'll be fine on our own. 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
335 You stuck us next to the bears. 1.3699 0.03674 246 167 67 12
336 We’re here to help roe the boat! 1.3696 0.03984 230 160 55 15
337 Really, Noah? Next to the bears? 1.3694 0.04324 222 160 42 20
338 I appreciate your including us on the journey, Noah, but a flood is actually what we were looking forward to. 1.3693 0.04119 241 173 47 21
339 You realize there are still plenty of us in the sea, right? 1.3690 0.04722 187 135 35 17
340 I think you're trying to bait me." 1.3689 0.04615 206 151 34 21
341 Any grizzlies aboard? 1.3689 0.04241 206 144 48 14
342 No thanks. We’re atheists. 1.3687 0.04296 217 155 44 18
343 I think we'll take our chances with the billions of gallons of water, thanks. 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
344 We're here for the couples retreat. 1.3679 0.04672 193 140 35 18
345 We'll walk from here. 1.3675 0.04072 234 166 50 18
346 Thanks, but we don't need a ride. 1.3671 0.04441 207 149 40 18
347 Kind of you to offer, we're going with the flood. 1.3664 0.04229 232 168 43 21
348 We were about to try walking on dry land and now this... 1.3662 0.04033 213 147 54 12
349 We specifically requested a leak in our room. 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
350 Wait—you stuck a hook in our mouths, pulled us out of our natural environment and brought us to a boat with no water to SAVE us? 1.3656 0.04644 227 173 25 29
351 I’ll let you in on a secret - we’re totally OK with your big flood.” 1.3652 0.04164 230 165 46 19
352 We appreciate the offer, but if it’s all the same to you, we’ll take our chances in the water. 1.3652 0.04343 230 169 38 23
353 You clearly don’t understand irony. 1.3644 0.04228 225 162 44 19
354 Let's ditch the bears. 1.3641 0.04312 184 127 47 10
355 No - we do not care to 'just swim alongside.' 1.3636 0.04148 220 156 48 16
356 Can't we just swim along side? 1.3636 0.04198 220 157 46 17
357 Thanks for the invite, but we've gotta be in school. 1.3632 0.04155 234 169 45 20
358 So you're saving us from Water??? 1.3632 0.04584 201 147 35 19
359 Thanks for the ride, but were were just fine with the flood 1.3629 0.03905 259 186 52 21
360 Maybe don't take 'every' literally next time. 1.3627 0.04316 204 145 44 15
361 Fun fact: the great flood is 99% water. 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
362 Nothing personal,but we're going to just take our chances. 1.3625 0.03949 240 170 53 17
363 Gods, Moses, Gods! Not cods! 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
364 Had to be my ex-wife? 1.3624 0.04173 218 155 47 16
365 Nah, we're good. 1.3620 0.04032 221 155 52 14
366 I think we are going to pass on the ark, and wait for the flood. 1.3620 0.04279 221 160 42 19
367 Come on, they call us chicken of the sea. 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
368 Just our luck, a biblical literalist. 1.3619 0.04541 210 155 34 21
369 When does the rain start? 1.3618 0.04090 246 179 45 22
370 What’s your policy on that Friday menu thing? 1.3615 0.04639 213 160 29 24
371 We’ll take our chances. 1.3612 0.03958 227 159 54 14
372 It’s not Friday, is it? 1.3604 0.04496 222 166 32 24
373 What kind o sicko waits for the flood to recede before releasing us? 1.3594 0.04477 217 161 34 22
374 Explain why we saw a sushi chef board just before us. 1.3581 0.04302 229 169 38 22
375 Friday is not a good day for us. 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
376 I told you he’d be pissed we ate the worms 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
377 Don’t worry guys-we’ll have plenty of water! 1.3579 0.04341 190 134 44 12
378 Of all the fish in the sea...you just had to bring my ex! 1.3575 0.04790 179 131 32 16
379 We can hear it now. Those two don't fit in. Fish outta water, they'll be saying 1.3575 0.04656 193 142 33 18
380 We'll take our chances with the flood. 1.3575 0.04294 193 136 45 12
381 I know you needed a pair of us, but did you have to pick him?! 1.3574 0.04348 235 176 34 25
382 Frankly we could care less if there's a flood. 1.3571 0.04278 224 164 40 20
383 Nice try, Noah! This is the back entrance to Red Lobster! 1.3568 0.04126 213 151 48 14
384 We were promised special accommodations. 1.3565 0.03964 230 163 52 15
385 The bears said we could stay with them. 1.3562 0.04250 219 159 42 18
386 Have YOU ever tried swimming in a flood!? 1.3562 0.04099 219 156 48 15
387 Every sole counts. 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
388 It’s not Friday already, is it? 1.3559 0.04623 177 127 37 13
389 Oops, forgot the loaves! 1.3557 0.04276 194 137 45 12
390 How come we weren't invited? 1.3556 0.04288 180 125 46 9
391 Oh no, not a FLOOD. Sounds like a 'you' problem, pal. 1.3550 0.04364 200 144 41 15
392 Actually, more water works for us. 1.3545 0.04723 189 140 31 18
393 Thank you, but we would have been just fine on our own. 1.3538 0.04558 195 143 35 17
394 Carpe diem? 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
395 Look, just a suggestion. But you might want to start with all the land animals and add the fish later when it sinks. 1.3535 0.04401 215 159 36 20
396 I’m feeling a little like a fish out of water. 1.3526 0.04970 173 129 27 17
397 Sorry, I thought you said you’re boarding grouper 2 1.3521 0.04328 213 156 39 18
398 I don’t think you know how a flood works. 1.3518 0.04600 199 148 32 19
399 Nah, bro. We good. 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
400 Flood? Flood? Why would we want to be saved from a damn flood? 1.3515 0.04550 202 150 33 19
401 Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll take our chances. 1.3514 0.04002 222 158 50 14
402 Our reservation was for outdoor seating, actually. 1.3512 0.04501 205 152 34 19
403 But we get sea sick. 1.3511 0.04015 225 161 49 15
404 We just remembered we like floods. 1.3510 0.04401 208 153 37 18
405 Somehow this feels counterintuitive. 1.3508 0.04739 191 143 29 19
406 It's a flood, we'll be fine. 1.3504 0.04001 234 169 48 17
407 Can you believe it; the guy who hasn't had a shower in 950 years is calling US smelly? 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
408 Really...We'll be fine 1.3503 0.04518 197 145 35 17
409 If there's a choice, we prefer the non-smoked section, please. 1.3498 0.04584 203 152 31 20
410 I thought you had the tickets. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
411 We’re thinking—staycation. 1.3491 0.04023 232 168 47 17
412 It’s always ‘I’ll take the salmon.’” 1.3487 0.04431 195 142 38 15
413 Thanks for your offer, but we are about to inherit the earth. 1.3487 0.04549 195 144 34 17
414 Put us back in the water and we’ll keep quiet about your age. 1.3484 0.04210 221 162 41 18
415 Just don't put us next to the Bears! 1.3482 0.04217 224 165 40 19
416 This is why you shouldn't interpret the Bible literally. 1.3480 0.04458 204 151 35 18
417 I call it “planking”. 1.3478 0.04743 184 137 30 17
418 Thanks, I think we‘ll pass. 1.3478 0.04551 184 134 36 14
419 So what? It's just water. 1.3474 0.04269 213 156 40 17
420 Saved us from the flood"?! You idiot 1.3472 0.04377 216 161 35 20
421 Obviously, salvation's not the ONLY thing you're hungry for 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
422 Can we take a rain check? 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
423 I knew there was going to be a catch. 1.3463 0.04045 205 145 49 11
424 If it is all the same to you, we will take our chances with the flood. 1.3463 0.04213 231 172 38 21
425 It’s not like we can walk to the river.” 1.3462 0.03947 208 146 52 10
426 Thanks but we're already invited to spend the flood with relatives 1.3457 0.04903 188 144 23 21
427 But this is our last uphill journey, right? 1.3456 0.04055 217 156 47 14
428 This is unacceptable! We made our reservations forty days and forty nights in advance. 1.3455 0.04364 220 165 34 21
429 Yeah, but what's with the two bottles of tartar sauce? 1.3452 0.04734 197 150 26 21
430 Wasn't it two loaves and five fishes? 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
431 Fish, party of two. 1.3450 0.04517 200 149 33 18
432 You were supposed to let us out before it stopped raining. 1.3447 0.04114 235 174 41 20
433 Carpe diem!, thats a good one 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
434 First, we actually like water. Second, we’re both male. 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
435 We’re gay. 1.3443 0.04381 212 158 35 19
436 Don’t Holy Mackerel us! We’ll take our chances in the Flood. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
437 Please note that the l is silent. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
438 Wait till you see the whales. 1.3436 0.04598 195 146 31 18
439 Toss me back in. I'll take my chances. 1.3434 0.04375 198 145 38 15
440 You could say we're floundering 1.3431 0.04111 204 146 46 12
441 Eat more chick'n 1.3431 0.04111 204 146 46 12
442 This feels purely performative. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
443 Just to be clear,you did change the Friday menu. 1.3430 0.04193 242 183 35 24
444 I think we can manage just fine on our own. Thanks for the offer. 1.3426 0.04219 216 159 40 17
445 You have cats? Can't we just swim along beside? 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
446 Actually, we’re okay with floods. 1.3425 0.04373 219 165 33 21
447 You might be righteous but this is wrong! 1.3422 0.04489 187 137 36 14
448 Do you have a smoked section? 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
449 No, really, we'll be fine in the water.. 1.3412 0.04493 211 160 30 21
450 First you're hearing God Almighty - now you're talking to fish? 1.3408 0.04826 179 135 27 17
451 No thanks, we can swim! 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
452 I think we’ll take a rain check! 1.3405 0.04455 185 135 37 13
453 Have you really given this any thought? 1.3404 0.04195 235 177 36 22
454 ‘No thanks. We’ll walk.’ 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
455 I don't want to carp but you could have just left us in the water. 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
456 but sir i have 300,000 kids at home 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
457 You said there'd be lots of water! 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
458 NOAA said it was going to rain. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
459 Have you heard the phrase - a fish out of water? 1.3387 0.03737 248 179 54 15
460 C'mon Noah. Think about this for a minute. Fish? Water? Hello? 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
461 We should have disembarked below the mountain. 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
462 We need a ladder. 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
463 Sure,it makes for a better story,but not every animal needs to be on the ark. 1.3384 0.04481 198 148 33 17
464 Let us go. We promise to evolve. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
465 Hmmm... you didn't really think this through, did you? 1.3382 0.04218 204 149 41 14
466 You're a well meaning elderly man with poor judgment! 1.3382 0.04340 207 154 36 17
467 We’re supposed to be next to the loaves. 1.3382 0.04340 207 154 36 17
468 We’re decent mackerels, I suppose, but holy? 1.3378 0.04280 225 170 34 21
469 Great, now we have to migrate all the way back home. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
470 Thanks, but we're good. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
471 We're carp, OK, that's what we do! And this ramp thing is not working for us 1.3371 0.04904 178 136 24 18
472 No thanks. We're good. 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
473 We prefer the water, but we're evolving. 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
474 What can we say, we were hooked! 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
475 No indoor pool ? 1.3370 0.04307 181 130 41 10
476 Did God also tell you that fish need to be IN the water? 1.3370 0.04595 184 137 32 15
477 You’re saving us from what? 1.3368 0.04429 190 140 36 14
478 You're going to have to rethink that fish on Friday thing. 1.3368 0.04236 190 137 42 11
479 You better not pack us in like sardines. 1.3368 0.04562 193 145 31 17
480 This better be a catch and release program, buddy! 1.3368 0.04381 193 142 37 14
481 It's a flood , you idiot. Not our problem 1.3366 0.04422 205 154 33 18
482 Let me get this straight. You brought us here to protect us from drowning? 1.3362 0.04313 229 175 31 23
483 I’m not sure you’ve thought this through. 1.3354 0.05064 164 125 23 16
484 Well what if we don't feel like swimming? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
485 In all honesty, we just can’t afford the flood insurance 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
486 Oh I get it. We’re not being rescued, we’re lunch” 1.3353 0.04938 173 132 24 17
487 Yeah, I've never really understood irony. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
488 Honestly, I think we’re better off swimming alongside the ark. 1.3352 0.04547 179 132 34 13
489 A cedar ramp, really? 1.3352 0.04547 179 132 34 13
490 Bummer. We were hoping to swim with the fishes. 1.3351 0.04241 185 133 42 10
491 I still don’t get why we can’t just swim 1.3351 0.04763 185 141 26 18
492 I really don’t think he meant EVERY creature 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
493 Seriously guys? It’s a flood not a drought… 1.3350 0.04374 197 146 36 15
494 We’ll take our chances in the rain. 1.3349 0.04219 215 160 38 17
495 Sorry Noah, we just feel like fish out of water in there. 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
496 The Unicorns told us they're running late, just so you know. 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
497 Yes, we can swim. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
498 You do know we’re fish and ok with a flood, right? 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
499 Can’t you do anything about the stink in there? 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
500 If we don't see some water soon we know we're dinner, not passengers. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
501 I say let it rain! 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
502 I just go by the book. 1.3333 0.03970 189 133 49 7
503 This really seems unnecessary. 1.3333 0.04331 207 155 35 17
504 Normally we'd swim but the cruise company was offering double miles. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
505 What's with all the bagels and cream cheese on board? 1.3333 0.04472 198 149 32 17
506 “So this is the 40-day/40-night cruise?” 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
507 They’re packed like sardines in there 1.3333 0.04342 195 144 37 14
508 You're kind of unclear on the concept, Noah. And no, you don't need those two whales either. 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
509 I hope our cabin is near the swimming pool. 1.3318 0.03976 217 158 46 13
510 We’ll take a rain check 1.3318 0.04279 214 161 35 18
511 Of course He makes mistakes...Why else are we having this flood? 1.3317 0.04413 205 155 32 18
512 Noah, you dumb fuck, we're fine with the flood! 1.3316 0.04673 196 151 25 20
513 We're fish out of water, Noah! Do we really have to tell you that this won't work? 1.3316 0.04116 193 139 44 10
514 You think we're afraid of a little water? 1.3316 0.04657 187 142 28 17
515 What if I don't find her attractive? 1.3315 0.04519 184 137 33 14
516 There's gonna be a flood? I thought you said there was bad news. 1.3315 0.04453 184 136 35 13
517 Eventually, your people are gonna want lox. 1.3315 0.04695 178 134 29 15
518 stop looking at my wife like that! 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
519 We were promised loaves. 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
520 Did you pack the water? 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
521 Beats swimming. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
522 We're not two of a kind! I'm wild and he's farm-raised. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
523 But we can swim. 1.3300 0.04376 200 150 34 16
524 Do you have anything in non-smoking? 1.3300 0.04017 200 144 46 10
525 Just to confirm, Noah, we're boarding as guests, not lunch. 1.3299 0.04351 194 144 36 14
526 I think we’ll just wait for the flood 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
527 Noah, may I introduce my wife, Mrs. Gefilte. 1.3299 0.04351 194 144 36 14
528 You're gonna eat us, aren't you? 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
529 We prefer freshwater. 1.3297 0.04229 185 134 41 10
530 Noah, I don't mean to kvetch, but this is my sister. 1.3297 0.04682 182 138 28 16
531 We’ll pass and take our chances, thank you. 1.3296 0.04536 179 133 33 13
532 We appreciate the offer but our people have not had good experiences after boarding any boat. 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
533 Gee, thanks. How could we possibly survive in all that pesky water? 1.3295 0.04797 176 134 26 16
534 You know we can swim, right? 1.3293 0.05057 167 129 21 17
535 FOMO will be the death of us. 1.3293 0.04901 164 124 26 14
536 This is fucking bullshit 1.3291 0.05346 158 124 16 18
537 I don't think that's what 'irony' means 1.3284 0.04300 201 150 36 15
538 A cedar plank. I'm not so sure about this. 1.3281 0.04738 192 149 23 20
539 Oh, but you’ll bring the platypus? 1.3280 0.04675 189 145 26 18
540 Did you REALLY forget the tank? 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
541 So tell me again, exactly why should I be worried about a flood? 1.3278 0.04910 180 140 21 19
542 Why did you have to pick my sister? 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
543 You do understand that we are fish. 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
544 Thanks, nice offer but we’ll pass. 1.3276 0.04764 174 132 27 15
545 But she's my cousin. 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
546 You do realize that it would be better for us to follow along outside the ark. 1.3272 0.05017 162 124 23 15
547 So now you’re a meteorologist? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
548 I think we’d rather take our chances with the flood. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
549 We'll take our chances out here. 1.3266 0.04086 199 145 43 11
550 Thanks Noah.......But,we are supposed to be IN the water. 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
551 If you think we're annoyed. wait'll you see the whales." 1.3264 0.04421 193 145 33 15
552 Let me explain "flood" 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
553 ‘Can’t we just swim along side ‘? 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
554 Did it occur to you that maybe we are the species selected to survive? 1.3260 0.04354 181 133 37 11
555 Well of course we’re not coming, but we want to be invited. 1.3258 0.04615 178 134 30 14
556 Sorry, Noah, but we would rather take our chances in the flood. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
557 Couldn't we just swim behind your ark? 1.3253 0.04291 166 119 40 7
558 Goodbye wild-caught, hello farm. 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
559 We’re not really chickens of the sea. We’re tuna. 1.3249 0.04586 197 152 26 19
560 Thanks OK. If a flood comes,we'll handle it swimmingly! 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
561 We’re going to be sleeping with the fishes. 1.3247 0.04462 194 147 31 16
562 Water, water everywhere but none in the boat" 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
563 Are there waterbeds aboard this thing? 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
564 Idiot! Rain doesn't scare us. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
565 We've decided the flood's a better deal. 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
566 we're on the menu, not the manifest 1.3239 0.04717 176 134 27 15
567 I know He told you to get two of every animal, but you do know this is a flood, right? 1.3237 0.04473 207 160 27 20
568 But we'll be out of our element. 1.3231 0.04442 195 148 31 16
569 She's my sister, you freak. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
570 We were told there would be loaves." 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
571 Aquarium berth, between the worms and flies, please. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
572 The brochure promised rain. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
573 What do we need with a damn boat? 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
574 she says she likes me, but only as a friend. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
575 You don't see the irony, dumbass? 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
576 We are two fish not tuna fish 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
577 Have you heard the good news? 1.3218 0.04610 174 131 30 13
578 I'm pretty sure that we'll be fine without you. 1.3214 0.04241 196 146 37 13
579 We had reserved a non-smoking room ! 1.3212 0.04862 165 126 25 14
580 I don't think you thought this through! 1.3211 0.04268 190 141 37 12
581 Look. I hate to carp, but ... 1.3209 0.04510 187 142 30 15
582 You’re in the wrong story. 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
583 We're both males, ya moron. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
584 Tell him that we have to go back to school. 1.3194 0.04501 191 146 29 16
585 Just promise: no miracles to feed the masses. 1.3194 0.04184 191 141 39 11
586 We’re pretty sure God intended us to just swim the 40 days. 1.3194 0.04313 191 143 35 13
587 You got it backwards. God said, 'Take the unicorn, leave the salmon.' 1.3194 0.04439 191 145 31 15
588 Hell no, we won't go! 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
589 I can assure you we’ll be just fine on the outside. 1.3189 0.04274 185 137 37 11
590 Listen, you can eat for two days or I'll teach you to fish, but you can't have it both ways. 1.3189 0.04541 185 141 29 15
591 We'd feel better if you just let us wait for the rain. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
592 You know, the old guy says a lot of stuff. Not all of it's meant to be taken literally. 1.3184 0.04911 179 141 19 19
593 Can't we just meet you there? 1.3184 0.04040 201 148 42 11
594 Don't take this the wrong way, Noah, but we hope the ship sinks. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
595 I identify as non- binary 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
596 Hey! Im floppin here! 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
597 Look, we're trying to evolve. 1.3182 0.04081 198 146 41 11
598 A fish ladder would help! 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
599 No bears or bald eagles on board, right? 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
600 We’re planning to evolve. 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
601 We feel like fish out of water here. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
602 We’re sea bass, we’re supposed to be in “S” next to the sloths. You have us in “B” with the bears. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
603 We actually like floods 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
604 Tell me you didn't invite the cats. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
605 Yeah, no thanks, we’ll take our chances with the flood. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
606 Did you say, "Can your roe?" or "Can you row?" 1.3176 0.05255 148 115 19 14
607 Look Noah, throw us back and grab a couple of unicorns and we'll call it a day 1.3171 0.04439 205 159 27 19
608 You’re going upstream, right? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
609 I actually think we'll do better if you leave us behind. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
610 We're fish you idiot. 1.3169 0.04637 183 141 26 16
611 We're staying out here for awhile. The elephants got hold of some bad peanuts. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
612 Forget Genesis, we were planning on evolution 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
613 Of course, we're going to complain about our cabin. We're carp. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
614 Carp-e Diem, I guess. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
615 The only fish species that went extinct thanks to Noah’s Ark. 1.3167 0.04693 180 139 25 16
616 Noah, it's a flood. You didn't have to bring us on the ark. 1.3166 0.04479 199 154 27 18
617 You DO know we're aquatic ...? 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
618 ‘You’re pulling us out of the water for WHAT exactly….?’ 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
619 Oh that's just great, Noah's a pescatarian. 1.3160 0.04171 212 161 35 16
620 I get it. I get it. But, ya know, Noah, fish gotta swim. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
621 Stop teaching guys to fish. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
622 Not so fast, Noah. Are we going as passengers… or as dinner? 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
623 We were doing fine until you came along 1.3158 0.05315 152 120 16 16
624 You didn't say there would be bears! 1.3155 0.04434 187 142 31 14
625 If your people want lox on their schmere, you'd better toss us back. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
626 We booked the honeymoon suite with a freshwater tub. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
627 Room with a pool, please. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
628 We didn't like having to ask for water at our table. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
629 Nice try Noah. We can survive in a flood so we know the real reason you want us on that crowded waterless boat! 1.3152 0.04550 184 141 28 15
630 Uh, Noah, we think you might have misheard Him… 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
631 Let’s hope it has a leak. 1.3152 0.04195 165 119 40 6
632 Hey,Mac,I got a better idea. How ‘bout we swim & meet ya’ there? 1.3150 0.04345 200 153 31 16
633 When the floods hit,toss us overboard. 1.3145 0.04979 159 123 22 14
634 I'd be less skeptical if we didn't have to share a stall a with the butter, lemons, parsley, and bread crumbs.. 1.3140 0.04238 207 158 33 16
635 Remind me what you're saving us from again. 1.3140 0.04774 172 133 24 15
636 Excuse me, but will this take us upstream? 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
637 We know you mean well, but there's no water on the boat. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
638 Really? In the middle of desert? 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
639 Drop us off in the Atlantic. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
640 Are we on the manifest or on the menu? It's in your hands, of course, but we hope you choose wisely. 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
641 Actually, we don't mind the rain. 1.3133 0.04747 166 127 26 13
642 Is there space in first class? 1.3132 0.04092 182 133 41 8
643 Thank's, but we'll take a rain check. 1.3132 0.04515 182 139 29 14
644 Is he my only choice? 1.3131 0.04069 198 147 40 11
645 Well, it’s no walk in the ark! 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
646 Cry me a river. 1.3128 0.04135 179 131 40 8
647 We're two fish--why do you keep calling us "sashimi"? 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
648 God told us we could board first. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
649 Do you realize how many things in there want us for breakfast? 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
650 You have to be kidding 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
651 Come on Noah. Fish or cut bait. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
652 We’re tonight’s entrée 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
653 Ask him about the mayo and pickle relish you saw, Charlie. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
654 Yeah, we’ll take our chances IN the water, thanks. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
655 Listen, why don’t we just swim alongside the ark. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
656 No offense, but it sounds like your boss doesn’t know how fish work. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
657 Tell us again why more water is a problem. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
658 The only thing we're getting paired with is cream cheese. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
659 We don’t really worry about floods, but droughts will get our attention! 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
660 Sure, He gets to walk on water while we’re stuck feeding the masses. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
661 If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances out here. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
662 Seems like you don’t Noah lot about fish. 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
663 He asked for two SURGEONS 1.3106 0.05003 161 126 20 15
664 did you say we’d be *smote* or *smoked*? 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
665 Why was he asking his wife about dill and lemon? 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
666 Even more water than WE can imagine?! 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
667 No, ladder! L-A-D-D-E-R! 1.3095 0.04773 168 130 24 14
668 Does the expression "fish out of water" ring a bell? 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
669 Hold on there! We specifically requested a roe boat! 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
670 We'll just follow you 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
671 The wait for a party of two is around 40 days right now 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
672 We explicitly asked for an outside cabin. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
673 This is a non smoking cruise … right ??? 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
674 You know what? I think we’ll take our chances in the flood. 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
675 Noah, you’re not the sharpest human, are you? 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
676 Not near the Bears, nor the crocs. Is the room near the worms? 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
677 This is an off ramp. We'll take our chances. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
678 We'd prefer to stay in school . 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
679 We were told there would be reasonable accommodation. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
680 Sorry Noah, but fish gotta swim. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
681 We asked for a room IN a pool! 1.3081 0.04517 185 143 27 15
682 And you’re saying flood is a bad thing? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
683 Fine then, we'll evolve. 1.3077 0.04025 169 122 42 5
684 Fine. Go without your sole. 1.3077 0.04597 169 129 28 12
685 C’mon, we’re siblings! 1.3077 0.04597 169 129 28 12
686 We're going to need a room with running water. 1.3073 0.04007 192 142 41 9
687 We feel our chances are better OFF the boat. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
688 Mary, we’re leaving. When this guy said there’d be ‘fish food’ he wasn’t talking to us. 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
689 We won't be able to walk up this ramp for another 5 million years. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
690 Darwin sent us. 1.3066 0.05340 137 107 18 12
691 Noah, huh? Yeah, well you don’t Noah lot about how fish breathe, do you genius 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
692 But isn't a flood just a bunch of water? 1.3062 0.04936 160 125 21 14
693 Very finny, Noah. 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
694 Are you going upstream? 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
695 If we'd wanted to escape the water, we would have grown feet! 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
696 You haven't thought this through. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
697 No, seriously, ask Him. It’d be a lot easier if we could just meet you there in 40 days. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
698 We’ll both be having the chicken. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
699 Ever heard of the ADA buddy?Just a ramp ain’t gonna cover it. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
700 Flood? What's the problem? 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
701 Can you guarantee we'll miss my wife's family reunion? 1.3052 0.04989 154 120 21 13
702 You don't fool me for a minute. I saw that box of bagels. 1.3051 0.04656 177 138 24 15
703 It's a flood. We don't need a boat. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
704 I lied , I'm a male too 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
705 ...and Dramamine for him. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
706 I thought God didn't make mistakes. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
707 How nice of you to build us a salmon ladder! 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
708 C'mon, there are plenty other fish in the sea. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
709 Look, the ramp isn't gonna do it. We specifically asked for a fish ladder. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
710 We're a little nervous about how much white wine is on board. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
711 You obviously don't Noah how it feels to be a fish out of water. 1.3043 0.04525 184 143 26 15
712 Roe not row! 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
713 What? No Loaves? 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
714 If we're less than 2 cubits, don't you have to release us? 1.3038 0.04279 158 116 36 6
715 OK, Noah……….where’s the water now? 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
716 All the others drowned. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
717 You won’t even notice us for at least three days. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
718 I am also dating Lisa. Is that 'two only' rule up for negotiation? 1.3036 0.04528 168 128 29 11
719 You say it's going to flood, and you're saving our lives on this boat? 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
720 No... that's incorrect! Fish ARE animals! Classic anti-ichthyism! 1.3034 0.05116 145 113 20 12
721 OK, we’re stowaways, you got us, throw us back in. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
722 I believe it's going to be a fresh water flood. We're salt water fish." 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
723 You have no idea how we reproduce, do you? 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
724 On second thought, we'd rather follow on behind you. 1.3032 0.04519 155 116 31 8
725 Noah, did you ever stop to think that this is just a bad parable? 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
726 We'd like freshwater accommodations, please - preferably away from the bears. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
727 Hope this entryway wasn't designed by Boeing. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
728 We are decendents of the Holy Mackerel. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
729 I think you underestimate us, Noah. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
730 I don’t know, Noah, if we come on board you promise we won’t end up on a bagel with schmear, right? 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
731 Hell,no! We’ll take the high water. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
732 We used our amex points. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
733 I'm sorry! I thought the two worms were for us! 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
734 Sorry - we haven’t evolved yet. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
735 I'm sure you know we live in water, right? 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
736 Toss me back. I'd rather die than be stuck on the ark with her. 1.3018 0.04807 169 133 21 15
737 You do know there are over 33,000 different species of us, right? 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
738 We'd rather drown! 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
739 You know we’re both guys, right? 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
740 Tell me again what you thought "flood" meant. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
741 Just checking - we're not food, right? 1.3011 0.04665 176 138 23 15
742 Thanks, but the missus and me are just going to ride it out. 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
743 OCD acting up, huh? 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
744 I said tanks, not thanks. 1.3007 0.04215 143 103 37 3
745 We've changed our minds. We prefer to leave. 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
746 Prepare to be multiplied. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
747 If it's OK with you, we'd just as soon stay here. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
748 We could swim, but we wanted to hang out with the giraffes. 1.3006 0.04723 173 136 22 15
749 Something smells human-y 1.3006 0.04723 173 136 22 15
750 Good news he has to throw both of us back! 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
751 Hey, Noah, you are losing it. Salmon do NOT need a water rescue. Put us back in the river. We promise to spawn. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
752 Whadaya mean no spawning? 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
753 Why are we the only ones who have to bring a dozen bagels and a tub of cream cheese? 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
754 We saw the menu.” 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
755 We'd stay if it had a pool. 1.3000 0.03883 200 149 42 9
756 Did anyone bring bread? 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
757 So, let’s see, you’re saving creatures who do perfectly fine underwater, is that it? 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
758 This boat's got an infinity pool, right? Water park? Shrimp buffet? 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
759 To save our marriage, our therapist said we should try new things. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
760 The 5 loaves will be coming by DoorDash 1.2994 0.04778 177 141 19 17
761 Look, Noah, I think we'll do swimmingly well outside the ark... 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
762 But we don't care if it rains! 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
763 Well, this is awkward. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
764 We prefer to be under the ark. 1.2993 0.05054 147 115 20 12
765 Two of each, two of each. This fool doesn’t know that we’re about to spawn 500 hundred offspring. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
766 We think you’re overreacting. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
767 For crying out loud, Noah -- she's my sister! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
768 Would it be a sin if we just swim alongside? 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
769 Well, that was pointless. 1.2988 0.04752 164 128 23 13
770 Not sure what happened, but we booked a room with a tub. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
771 I guess we're dammed if we do, damned if we don't. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
772 Microplastics. 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
773 Noah that’s my uncle not my wife 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
774 I really hope you have a pool onboard. 1.2982 0.03969 171 125 41 5
775 Feed the seals something else! 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
776 Tell me again exactly how this is helping us??... 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
777 God works in mysterious ways. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
778 Just think this through. Say you're a fish. Inside a dry boat or out in a nice wet flood? 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
779 Didn't quite think this one through, did He? 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
780 What do you mean we're not on the list? 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
781 We'd like a cabin with a view. And a wet bar. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
782 Exactly what did you say you were saving us from? 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
783 Thanks, but we’ve decided to take our chances. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
784 We're willing to be bumped if you're overbooked. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
785 Forty days out of water and now dry land...never again! 1.2973 0.05024 148 116 20 12
786 We want to speak to the manager. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
787 What makes you think I'm gonna mate with just any old cod piece? 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
788 We booked window seats! 1.2968 0.03902 155 111 42 2
789 If they’re just going to put us on bagels, can you leave us behind? 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
790 Put us in the vegetarian section please. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
791 I’d like to speak to customer service. 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
792 I thought you were just doing this for the halibut. 1.2963 0.04787 162 127 22 13
793 Leave the bears! 1.2961 0.04166 179 135 35 9
794 You're overachieving. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
795 Are we the only two being punished? 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
796 You call this saving us? 1.2961 0.05013 152 120 19 13
797 We decided to stay in the water 1.2959 0.04718 169 133 22 14
798 Do you know what salt water does to lake fish like us? Let us on the damn boat! 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
799 Samuel and Miriam Lox. Why? 1.2956 0.04932 159 126 19 14
800 Noah, is it? Think about it- we didn't need rescuing from a flood! 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
801 You know, it didn't look like this on the You Win A Caribbean Couple's Cruise invitation. 1.2953 0.04206 149 109 36 4
802 No. Actually ,we're getting of 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
803 You really think we'd be in danger during a flood? 1.2952 0.04778 166 131 21 14
804 You are leaving because you feel like a fish out of water. That’s crazy talk. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
805 If you don’t mind, we’ll take our chances and stay. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
806 Why not? Other animals can swim and you let them aboard. 1.2949 0.04745 156 121 24 11
807 Wait! Maude! Ain’t this the gefilte fish guy? 1.2949 0.04916 156 123 20 13
808 The Fish. Party of 2. 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
809 We get it. “Like a fish out of water…” Now can we jump back in? 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
810 Is this your idea of a joke? 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
811 No thanks. All the fun people are staying behind. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
812 What part of 'breathes water' don't you understand? 1.2941 0.04619 170 133 24 13
813 Are we being saved, or, feeding the throngs? 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
814 Hey, we can’t wait much longer. A fish out of water is no joke. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
815 We're also going to require our own bathroom. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
816 We'd prefer no smoking 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
817 Is this ironic or what? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
818 Sure doesn’t look like a salmon ladder, does it, Billy? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
819 And I suppose our spot being right next to the bears is pure coincidence? 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
820 Did He happen to explain how fish work? 1.2930 0.04888 157 124 20 13
821 This ark's not big enough for both of us 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
822 Honestly, thanks for the invite. It's just the bears, y'know? 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
823 Are you sure you've thought this through? 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
824 I get what you are saying but I think we’ll take our chances. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
825 Please, she's not my girlfriend, she's my sister! 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
826 YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THRU, HAVE YOU? 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
827 We just wanna hitch a ride with you upstream. 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
828 The whole world flooded? You say it like it's a bad thing! 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
829 A free cruise? What’s the catch? 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
830 Yeah,we are heard what God said. But just stop and think for a moment,would ya 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
831 Gefilte? What's gefilte? 1.2922 0.05040 154 123 17 14
832 Except we actually *like* water. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
833 You had to part the sea, didn't you? 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
834 Fish ladder, my ass. 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
835 You really think we need to go in the boat? 1.2919 0.04956 161 129 17 15
836 Not going to happen, she was my shoal-sweetheart and it didn’t end well. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
837 So you're saying we need to be saved from too much...water? 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
838 You do know we can handle the flood, right? 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
839 No!! Two fishes and five loaves are not enough… 1.2911 0.04692 158 123 24 11
840 Save your own sole. We’re staying. 1.2911 0.04692 158 123 24 11
841 Well this seems counterintuitive... 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
842 We can't find a spot. Everyone's scared of sleeping with the fishes. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
843 Where’s the flood? 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
844 Of all the fish in the sea you couldn’t do better than Larry here? 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
845 Do I have to…..really? 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
846 Perhaps we’re swimming against the tide here, Noah, but sometimes it doesn’t make sense to take God’s Word literally. 1.2907 0.04645 172 136 22 14
847 And just how many other couples are assigned to the pool? 1.2907 0.04571 172 135 24 13
848 You had to bring my sister? 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
849 Sorry, she insists we'd be better off in the water. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
850 She’s Roe; I’m Wade. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
851 If the sharks are going with you, we’ll take our chances out there. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
852 I think we should sit this one out... 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
853 Hear me now, this won't end well. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
854 Just leave us in the water. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
855 Do you understand that a fish out of water is a bad thing?' 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
856 Cod! Oh, sorry, I misheard. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
857 Haven't you ever heard of a fish ladder? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
858 It's awfully kind of you, but we are honestly not feeling all that threatened. 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
859 Tell God we preferred the flood. 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
860 Thanks for loading the goldfish, we were starving in there. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
861 Sorry... We’re scaling back.” 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
862 I think you're missing the point when it comes to us fish. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
863 No offense, but I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
864 We're with the band. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
865 I'd like to file a complaint about the lack of accessibility. 1.2893 0.04915 159 127 18 14
866 Sorry, we just don’t like how the bears keep looking at us. 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
867 Mind if we swim alongside? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
868 We thought you said, 'Cod, please help me.' 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
869 Im not sure you actually read the memo 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
870 Are you sure He meant all animals? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
871 You realize this is pretty ridiculous, even for God. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
872 No, you want Noah's boat. This one goes to Staten Island. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
873 We feel a bit like fish out of water. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
874 We are one fish, two fish - red fish, blue fish are still on their way 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
875 You must not NO-ah bout me 1.2886 0.04073 149 109 37 3
876 40 days with the grizzly bears on the second floor is 40 days too long. 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
877 God dam it. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
878 Think again if you think we're the last two. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
879 Hey-- we LIKE the flood ! 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
880 Our room is full of salt. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
881 How about a little help, Noah? We’re like fish out of water here! 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
882 I told you, we hate cruises. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
883 No, we’re One fish and Two fish. Red fish and Blue fish are further down the line. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
884 What list? I want to talk to your manager 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
885 My cousin was once offered a 'free cruise,' and he ended up on an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2874 0.04422 167 129 28 10
886 We're on the fence. We can handle the flood either way." 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
887 Nope! We saw the tubs of tartar sauce being loaded. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
888 I’m here to save your sole. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
889 Thanks for the offer. But while the ark may have been the answer to your prayers, the flood was the answer to ours. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
890 Just wanna make sure -- we're not the entre, right? 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
891 You call this ramp accessible? 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
892 You did include a pool, right? 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
893 You booked us a room in the smoke house? 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
894 What part of, "We got this", don't you get......? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
895 Flood schmud. We're outa here! 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
896 Dude, it’s water; we’re okay. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
897 You may be the chosen one but you're not very bright, are you? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
898 Going upstream? 1.2866 0.04719 164 130 21 13
899 Take me to the river. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
900 You need to keep us away from all the Brown Bears and Grizzlies, Andeans, Polars, Suns, Sloths, Asiatic and North American Black Bears! Pandas are OK. Kinda cuddly––and they seem to be vegans. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
901 Thanks for the invite but you can give our spots away, we’re good. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
902 So this is what you meant by “draining the swamp?“ 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
903 I can’t believe the red fish and the blue fish beat us here 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
904 I would rather be in a flood, than to accept these accommodations. 1.2857 0.04937 154 123 18 13
905 Wild? Farmed? Transgenic? When will you stop grilling us? 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
906 Water? Oh you’ll get water. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
907 Did you say there are bears on this cruise? 1.2857 0.04173 161 121 34 6
908 Of course we are carping. We are carp. 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
909 I am absolutely not "doing it" with her. 1.2848 0.04843 158 126 19 13
910 You said there’d be a pool onboard. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
911 Why sure! We'd be happy to roe your boat!" 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
912 Are the pool facilities here nice ? 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
913 I know what you were commanded to do, but what about common sense? 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
914 A flood you say? Think we'll pass and not come on board! 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
915 I think we're good, but thanks anyway. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
916 How do you unspread water? 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
917 Did you bring the bread? 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
918 You're charging HOW much and there's no buffet? 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
919 You guys got a swimming pool someplace on this cruise ship ? 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
920 And, why not? 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
921 The all-inclusive said there'd be an aquarium. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
922 Can we at least get an ocean view? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
923 Two many fish in the sea 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
924 We’re seeking asylum. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
925 I feel like a fish outta water with all the mammals onboard! 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
926 Ok Noah, so let me get this straight. You want us to load up in there so we don’t drown!!!??? 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
927 Spawning is natural”, you said. “A change of scenery will do you good”, you said 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
928 If it’s all the same to you, we’d prefer to stay outside the boat. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
929 where’s the indoor pool 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
930 Which way to the deck pool? 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
931 This might be a good time to explain about gills. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
932 If it's just the same with you, we'll take our chances here. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
933 «Her name is Salmonella, she doesnt HAVE salmonella» 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
934 Who is in charge of logistics? 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
935 You interrupted a rockin' spawn for this?! 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
936 No worries. Even if it floods we’ll be OK. 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
937 What do you mean land animals only? You guys evolved from us! 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
938 Can you give us directions to Cape Cod? 1.2821 0.05128 156 128 12 16
939 I hate it already, Agnes. 1.2821 0.04708 156 123 22 11
940 Do we look like sheep? 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
941 This guy doesn't even have enough sense to round up the unicorns 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
942 So the world is going to flood, and you want the two of us to join you in the one place without water? 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
943 Didn’t make the cut 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
944 Yo, yo, we saw a certain famous person from Nazareth with bread, he is not thinking of feeding multitudes is he? 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
945 Plenty of fish in the sea, and you chose him? 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
946 You promise we're headed upstream? 1.2814 0.04643 167 133 21 13
947 This all seems a little fishy to me. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
948 Yes,Noah. We are actually PRO -flooding. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
949 Did it ever occur to you that water covering the land is not a bad thing for some of us? 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
950 We didn't want to be saved! 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
951 The accommodations are terrible! We’re packed like sardines in there 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
952 No way if you let those grizzlies stay onboard. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
953 We like a wetter room. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
954 What do you mean Gefilte isn't on your list? 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
955 My wife wants to know if the water is still or sparkling 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
956 That's my mother you idiot. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
957 Before we swim aboard,"is this the couples only cruise?" 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
958 It’s a fucking zoo in there! We’ll just follow in your wake, thank you. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
959 Yo Noah, that 2 of everything rule doesn't fly for fish! 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
960 We heard your call for carpe diem. 1.2803 0.05303 132 106 15 11
961 How do we know this isn't some kind of elaborate seafood restaurant? 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
962 We changed our minds. We'd rather swim than sink. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
963 This is our first cruise...besides the opportunity to continue our species will there be entertainment? 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
964 We demand accomodations for our physical needs! 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
965 We’re only going aboard if you stop Fish on Friday during Lent. 1.2800 0.04486 175 139 23 13
966 What do you want us to do, sprout legs? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
967 And we’re nowhere near the bears, right? 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
968 This is Genesis. You want Matthew. Go straight ahead and turn left at the New Testament. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
969 Please direct us to the sea level. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
970 Actually, you know what? We’re good. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
971 YEAH, NOAH, UMM, WE LOVE THE EFFORT HERE BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR LIST. WE’RE TWO ‘CATFISH’, NOT TWO ‘CATS’. 1.2793 0.05748 111 89 13 9
972 Leave us here. The next 40 days will be awesome. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
973 Is this cruise really all inclusive or just a bait-and-switch? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
974 Unfortunately, for us, this guy is not too bright. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
975 Really, we're not worried about it raining for 40 days and 40 nights. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
976 No, a 'fish ramp' is not the same as a fish ladder." 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
977 Somethings fishy, Noah. We can’t scale the gangplank. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
978 We’re fish. We’ll take are chances with the flood 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
979 Cat food? 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
980 two fish or not two fish, that is the question! 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
981 Nice job, jerk. She’s my sister. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
982 She's saying I'm not her type. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
983 You’re going overboard. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
984 You know a flood is my wet dream, right? 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
985 Two if by sea. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
986 Sure everybody on board is vegan? 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
987 I know it's a touchy subject, but I really do need to know your genders. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
988 So the “Holy” Mackerel can come, but not us, eh? 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
989 You do realize we're gay? 1.2781 0.04594 169 135 21 13
990 But we passed the swim test. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
991 Leave us, seriously, we'll be fine. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
992 Obviously we're not the ones God's mad at. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
993 Our only request is that you not sit us next to the grizzly bears 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
994 Nice try Noah - there is no way we’re getting on this sushi boat! 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
995 Can’t put my fin on it, but something doesn’t feel right about this. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
996 We got gills, nimrod. Throw us back now. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
997 He's gay. 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
998 Hasn’t this guy heard the saying ‘like a fish out of water’? 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
999 Before he started loading this thing, he should've taken Bio 101. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1000 Sir Noah, do we go in the ark or under it?" 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1001 Holy Moses it's about time! 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1002 You interrupted our spawning season for this!? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1003 Hey, I think we're gonna walk. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1004 Well God told me he was sending the flood as a gift, so I think we’re kind of at an impasse here. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1005 Did you ever consider we may have enjoyed the flood? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1006 Yeay...dry land 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1007 We’re here to feed the bears. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1008 You're forgetting the loaves. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1009 Thanks, but we’re ok. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1010 We’re not gonna lie, the fact you’re seating us next to the grizzlies is making us very suspicious. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1011 There’s something fishy about the entire premise. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1012 Thanks, I think we'll wait outside. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1013 You said there was a fish ladder 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1014 You’re not gonna want to go in there, the sheep sleep with the fishes 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1015 On three you slap him and we break for the water! 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1016 Something tells me you've heard this before, but there's just the two of us. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1017 You’re gonna need a wetter boat 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
1018 Let's get this straight! You think you are saving us from a flood? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1019 we're ok with the flood thing, really. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
1020 The moment when Noah gets the idea for the First Delicatessen. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1021 Really? You think you’re saving us from the flood? 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
1022 We're getting off! You can only go downstream with this thing! 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
1023 Come on, man! We're chickens! We just happen to live in the sea. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1024 Give me one good reason why we can’t 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1025 Are you sure he didn't say leaveth the fish behind? 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
1026 We've got no problem with water, so we're not going. 1.2756 0.04776 156 125 19 12
1027 Just a heads up. We’re gay. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1028 You dummy, Noah. Can't you see we're the same sex? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1029 Noah? I fucked'ah! 1.2750 0.05671 120 98 11 11
1030 Seriously??? You brought us to DRY land????? 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
1031 Yeah but we identify as land-based. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1032 We don't care who commanded you. We'll take our chances with the flood. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1033 Next time some guy offers to save us from a flood, let's remember we're fish. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1034 How much for forty days and forty nights in the bilge? 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1035 Dude. Seriously. It's was a FLOOD. 1.2745 0.04840 153 123 18 12
1036 When you said,"high and dry," we just thought you meant metaphorically. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
1037 Not thrilled with the accommodations 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
1038 Tell me again how the flood will kill off all the fish? 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1039 Flood, genius. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1040 We are not getting on if the only fish tank is in the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1041 Don’t look at me … I told her it was land animals only ! 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1042 You're telling me we can't eat the worms?! 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1043 Uh,Noah buddy,I don’t think you thought this through… 1.2739 0.04834 157 127 17 13
1044 No, uh I think we’ll be okay… 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
1045 Actually, in the event of Biblical rain, we're fairly comfortable out here... 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
1046 Nice thought, but we think we're going to be more comfortable out here. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1047 Holy mackerel.” 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1048 You get that this isn't an improvement for us, right? 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
1049 I'm not going without my bagel. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
1050 Charging $8 for a water bottle, THAT’S sinful. 1.2733 0.04661 161 129 20 12
1051 There's no point bringing your pole along. I'm Larry, this here's Steve. 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1052 Noah. We live in water. We’ll be fine in the flood. 1.2727 0.04722 154 123 20 11
1053 What part of 'anadromous' don't you understand?! 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
1054 Noah, honey, you seem a little unclear on the purpose of this activity. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1055 Who says fish like visiting relatives begins to stink after 3 days? 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1056 An all-loving god would seat us without a reservation. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1057 If we see any loaves on board, we're out of here. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
1058 We had a reservation ! 1.2721 0.05068 147 120 14 13
1059 We were doing fine, Mr. overachiever. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
1060 Any chance of an ocean view room? 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
1061 No smoking, please. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1062 All this and you've got how many breeds of cats in there? 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1063 My wife wants to know if you're licensed to operate this thing. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1064 It may be a ramp, but it's still not accessible! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1065 The whales have decided to take their chances. 1.2716 0.04015 162 123 34 5
1066 I hear you are headed upstream? 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1067 Noah, what gives? 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
1068 Yeah, the boat won’t be necessary, we’re just going to enjoy the flood. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1069 I think we'll take our chances with the flood. There are too many piscivores on board. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1070 Air-breather savior complex. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1071 Don’t worry. If it doesn't work, we'll just crawl out of the water and start over again. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1072 Yes, but consider Biblical credibility - fish saved from flood?! 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1073 The online registration site was poorly designed. Is that our fault? 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1074 If you don't light some incense in there, we're leaving. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1075 So, evolution is biblical after all? 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1076 We heard there was a couples retreat. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1077 ….He expects us to multiply right here in the open with everyone watching? Jesus! 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1078 This feels like a scam." 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1079 Put down the hook and we'll consider it. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1080 In case you haven't noticed , This isn't gonna work 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1081 Are you headed upriver ? 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
1082 Don’t act like this is unbelievable, have you read the rest of this book? 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
1083 Why do we have to ride in the barrel? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1084 Forget it,Noah- we’re not cedar plank salmon! 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
1085 Looks like we missed our stop 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1086 Sure, on paper it makes sense… 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1087 She's trying to convince me to make a leap of faith. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1088 Trust us, we’ve done this before. 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
1089 No drink minimum, right? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1090 Hurry Noah, the flood could not come too soon! 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1091 We tried to convince those 2 unicorn to stay on board Noah, but they hurdled us and took off! 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
1092 What is water? 1.2698 0.05335 126 102 14 10
1093 Can we get a room far from the brown bears? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1094 But, what if we don't want to have children? 1.2698 0.05568 126 104 10 12
1095 I'm just waiting for the loaves. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1096 How about we don’t, but you just say we did? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1097 Honestly Noah, I think we'll be fine. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1098 do you think this is necessary? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1099 I've been trying to explain to her that she doesn't need to be rescued from a flood. 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
1100 Put us back in the water! God damn it! 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1101 Well you said Bring a date 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1102 This whole "ark-thing" sounds fishy to me. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1103 Hey old man, it's time to sleep with the fishes. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
1104 If that would have taken us any longer to emerge from the ocean, we would have grown legs and walked away. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1105 It’s not the water we’re afraid of; it’s what’s about to be in it.” 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1106 Twin beds, please. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1107 Just don’t put us in with the clown fish. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1108 I don’t need to be rescued. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1109 We heard your goldfish bowl was tiny. 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
1110 Let us off when it starts raining, okay? 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1111 But we live in water and can't wait for the flood, you wanker. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
1112 You're gonna need a bigger boat. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1113 You didn't really think this through, did you? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1114 Get in, and I'll spare you the rod. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1115 It's not about you Noah. It's about us." Mark Halverson Fair Oaks, California 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1116 It's kind of a fish out of water thing, 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1117 Well, there really aren’t any other fish in the sea! 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1118 It's moments like these that tests one's faith. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1119 all I'm asking is that you at least reconsider the teach a man to fish part 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1120 You're sure the bears aren't allowed in the water park? 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
1121 I'd argue you should take Him seriously but not literally. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
1122 Take us to King Salomon. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
1123 No, no, no. You come in with loaves much later! 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1124 Why should we have to swim? You're the ones who sinned. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
1125 There's no pool! 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
1126 He said he needed two SURGEONS 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1127 In retrospect, swimming upstream feels like it wasn’t the worst case scenario. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1128 Vacation is over guys. Back in the water. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1129 would prefer to take our chances ! 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1130 Well maybe we don't WANT to swim, ever think of that? 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1131 You caused us to miss a lot of school time 1.2675 0.04641 157 126 20 11
1132 It's true, we can't walk NOW. But in 4,000 years you'll wish you could swim. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
1133 Bummer. We're both males. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1134 What do you mean we’re too late to board? We were detained at security because they said we looked fishy. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1135 What are you doing, man? This is our time! 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
1136 We traded places with the unicorns. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1137 Yeah, so it was in Vegas and there was a fake Elvis, but we're still a couple 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1138 Bad Judgment Day 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1139 It was Row vs Wade… 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1140 But Sir, we're just from different schools! 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1141 Surely you can find room for creatures who are full of zinc and calcium, but are also irony. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1142 Did you have to put us next to the bears? 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1143 You mean fish are not included? 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
1144 What if I tell you we’re polygamists? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1145 Noah, we like floods. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1146 There's plenty of fish in the sea 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1147 We will eventually be considered land animals 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1148 We assume you have a pool. 1.2662 0.03913 154 116 35 3
1149 Er, I'm gay.... 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1150 wild caught, no color added, quarters please! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1151 Please. Go get the fish ladder! 1.2662 0.04030 139 104 33 2
1152 I gotta tell you, I'm gay. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1153 Nah, we'll meet you at the rainbow. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1154 If you let us on, we promise to help your great grandson part the Red Sea. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1155 Use your head and start thinking, Noah!“ 🐟🐟 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1156 Well, of course we would prefer the floodwaters. 1.2661 0.05777 109 89 11 9
1157 We’re the King of King Salmon. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1158 So what if she's a mackeral and I'm a trout - the flyer just said two fish, first come. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1159 The flood can't come soon enough for us, pal! 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1160 C'mon Mavis, we don't need this: we like water! 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1161 T.G.I.F. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1162 They said it was 'by hook or by crook.' We're glad you used the crook. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1163 Why should we have to pay for your climate-change hysteria? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1164 Holy Mackerel! Are you sure you thought this through? 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
1165 Actually Noah we were looking forward to all this rain 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1166 Thanks, but we like our chances in the water better. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1167 Explain to your boss- fish don't need saving from a flood. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1168 Next time maybe mention what you would be “saving” us from. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1169 Sooo…do you want to follow us or should we follow you? 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1170 oh, parked it on top of a mountain I see. Real cool, Noah 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1171 Laugh now, but in 40 days we’ll be walking out of here. 1.2650 0.05615 117 96 11 10
1172 It’s alright, but what’s the school district like? 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1173 We noticed the two grizzlies ahead of us, so we’re gonna go ahead and swim. 1.2649 0.04946 151 124 14 13
1174 We called an Uber! 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
1175 Holy mackerel is right! Now let’s get this show on the road! 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1176 Tell Moses to fix the sea! 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1177 Can I propose we just swim alongside? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1178 Waitaminute - the agency said there's pools on three decks! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1179 Remember, your best sign that the storm is over will be when we become sea sick. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1180 You can take a fish out of water but you can’t make him walk. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1181 Thanks all the same, but we'll take our chances out here 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1182 Well, who's HIS supervisor? 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1183 No, not "Holy Mackerel!" We are Salmon. Damn it! Salmon! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1184 Thanks all the same, we thought there was an indoor pool. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1185 Why does he keep muttering "Teach a man to fish...?" 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1186 There are no bears on this boat, right? 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1187 The buffet better have more than two shrimp. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1188 We're just going upstream. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
1189 Whaddya mean, we'll be "part of the buffet?" 1.2639 0.04827 144 116 18 10
1190 Throw us back dummy, cant you see we have gills 1.2638 0.04423 163 130 23 10
1191 You're dropping us off at our ancestral spawning creek, right? 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1192 If it's all the same to you, we'll skip the cruise. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1193 A flood would come in handy right about now. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1194 I'm telling you this is NEVER gonna work! 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1195 We're gender neutral; deal with it! 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1196 What do you mean we can't use our points? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1197 Ok, fine. We’ll meet back here in forty days and forty nights. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1198 We don't need bicycles either. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1199 What, no room for us on the ark? 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1200 What five loaves?? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1201 Seriously, Noah. We’re good with the flood. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1202 No, actually we don't mind the flood. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1203 I’m sorry, but why would a salmon reserve a smoking room? 1.2632 0.04356 171 137 23 11
1204 We'd like you to leave the $!@# bears behind. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1205 Thanks but we’ve decided to go long on the oceans. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1206 Noah, think it through! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1207 Are we passengers or ‘The Last Supper’?!¿!? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1208 I'd like to speak with your supervisor. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1209 I don’t care who you work for. We’re not leaving. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1210 40 days? Do you know how much we smell after just three days! 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1211 I've seen a lot of dumb things, Noah, but this? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1212 Just be aware that we have to be returned to this exact spot to spawn. 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1213 We prefer the water 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1214 So this is how it works?? I find it quite offensive that all the other couples are ushered to the lounge and we get assigned to the kitchen. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1215 So, Noah, which idiot drew up the manifest for this cruise? 1.2622 0.04727 164 135 15 14
1216 My good man, be so kind to direct us to the aquarium deck please." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1217 but we reserved a room with a water bed! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1218 There's way too much air in there! 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1219 Thanks anyway but we’ll take our chances without the ark. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
1220 What do you mean we're being prepared in the smoking section? 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
1221 We're having second thoughts since you brought the olive oil and garlic on board. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1222 We’d like a room with a view of the sea 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1223 Thanks anyway. I think we'll take our chances with the flood. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1224 When can we expect the beverage cart? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1225 What's on Friday's menu? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1226 What part of Great Flood don't you understand? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1227 You’re saving us from rain? 1.2615 0.05186 130 106 14 10
1228 Actually, we were good 1.2615 0.05070 130 105 16 9
1229 I dunno, we’ve had problems with humans wanting us to get on their boats before… 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1230 Couldn’t we just meet you somewhere? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1231 You do understand the concept of unintended consequences don't you? 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1232 We can spawn pretty quickly, but I want to see how you do the bread. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1233 Can you give us a hand here? Jesus is going to need us for a miracle in a couple of generations. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1234 She’s not the one I would have picked! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1235 I don't think you understand how gills work. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1236 Thanks for the offer, but we'd prefer to swim. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1237 You waited for dry land to let us out? 1.2609 0.05174 138 114 12 12
1238 Is it OK if we just swim alongside? 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
1239 Entry now requires two-factor authentication 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1240 The parting of the waters was quite a trick, but we're dying here! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1241 Thanks, but we're just staying home this year. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1242 But we paid for bilge class! 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
1243 Somehow, this just seems counterproductive. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1244 Something about this smells fishy to me! 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1245 Next time you play world hero, do a little more research on your beneficiaries. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1246 we would have been just fine in the flood you big jerk! 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1247 'What's the point?' 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1248 We just wish you'd mind your own business. 1.2600 0.04770 150 122 17 11
1249 My husband thought this was a good idea, but he’s always been a fish out of water… 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1250 Why can't we both be female 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1251 We’ll take sparkling, with lime. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1252 Thanks anyway. We got this. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1253 The Lord said 'Land animals only.' 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
1254 On second thought... 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1255 Well, yea, we were farm raised…is that gonna be a problem?” 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1256 Yeah…we’re just gonna swim there. 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1257 My wife gets seasick easily. Do you anticipate rough seas today? 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1258 And I'm supposed to do WHAT all over the eggs?! 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1259 Sounds like a fun trip, Noah, but we’re gonna take a hard pass 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
1260 We said we’re not interested in a timeshare! 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1261 Fish ladders are supposed to be underwater. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1262 Well there was a heck of a lot of meat on board and we figured one day someone might want a healthier choice. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1263 We know two by two is your thing, but we identify as a school. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1264 Zero stars. Do not recommend. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1265 Something fishy is going on here. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1266 We don’t really need Gary with us, I can do Parthenogenesis. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1267 Fish and chips today or fish for future generations. It's your call. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1268 I find your anti-piscatorial views to be highly disturbing. We feel excluded. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1269 What do you mean we’re just dinner?” 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
1270 We understand there are some issues with ADA compliance. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1271 Save us from the flood? You're kidding, right? 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1272 It's my ex wife! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1273 I told you we’re not a couple, Noah. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1274 Can we get a different room? We don't feel comfortable next to the bears" 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
1275 Is it too late to back out? 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1276 Does it look like we creepeth upon the Earth?" 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1277 There's just a little problem saving us from all that water. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1278 No excuses for being last out 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1279 Reproduction? Try catch and release. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1280 Fish live best in water, sir. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1281 And you think you’re a fish out of water! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1282 Looking for the carp ark 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1283 Sorry, that’s too many Pisces. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1284 We changed our minds--it's impossible to breathe in there. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1285 I call it “Arc-tic cod” 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1286 Do you think we're taking this too literally? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1287 Personally I think we could have waited this one out . 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1288 I'm supposed to do what? No way. She smells like a fish. 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1289 Follow us. We're headed home. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1290 That was mal-ark-ey! 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1291 Does it have an aquarium? 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1292 All she does is carp. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1293 We prefer the flood! 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1294 If a flood is coming, this seems disadvantageous. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1295 The Aristocrats! 1.2571 0.04901 140 114 16 10
1296 You could of at least made a fish ladder! 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1297 No, we do not want to lodge with the seals. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1298 You’re welcome for the legs, by the way. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1299 Does freshwater mean nothing to you?! Get me your manager. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1300 What about Red Fish and Blue Fish? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1301 Trust me, we'll be fine. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1302 We’ll meet you upstream. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1303 Just when we've got it made, you come along! 1.2566 0.04620 152 123 19 10
1304 God your an idiot! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1305 We'd rather be left in the flood, genius. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1306 I take it this means sushi is off the menu? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1307 Ok, so tell me again why we need protection from this flood? 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1308 We're fish, dumbass! 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1309 What, were you expecting King Solomon? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1310 If you won't be arking up-stream, we would prefer to swim. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1311 We're here to model for the bumper sticker 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1312 I'm thirsty! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1313 If you're not going upstream we want off! 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1314 Which genius put us in the shark tank ? 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
1315 We are trying to evolve as fast as we can! 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1316 Nice try! You know you were not on the list! 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1317 There had better not be two sliced bagels in there waiting for us! 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1318 I wouldn't mate with her even if there were no other fish in the ocean! 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1319 We got caught in the rush hour stream 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1320 What are the pool hours? 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1321 I told you not upstream and again, you wouldn't listen! 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1322 We are polyamorous! 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1323 Let me speak to you Supervisor. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1324 We’re of the ‘teach a man to raise chickens’ school. 1.2558 0.05195 129 106 13 10
1325 This is wrong on so many water levels. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1326 So how's that been working politically so far? 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1327 What? I thought you said an act of "Cod." 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1328 Hey, come on! We're floundering here! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1329 Not enough fish in this sea 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1330 Noah do you see the flaw in this story now? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1331 We sail on Friday. Thank God he’s not Catholic. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1332 Um, I think we were fine where we were. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1333 But we're both male. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1334 You're not helping us by putting us in the boat!" 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1335 We can’t find our sea legs. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1336 Do we have time for a swim? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1337 Pinky promise we will be treated as guests, and not end up as dinner! 1.2549 0.04686 153 125 17 11
1338 We're leaving with the unicorns, and will be taking a rain check. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
1339 What in God's name do you think you are doing? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1340 As I see it, we’re dammed if we do and damned if we don’t.” 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1341 Is there room for two fish out of water? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1342 Sir, I must ask. Did you really think this through? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1343 Please! I beg you! We're good with a flood! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1344 I'm not sure that a bunch of rain is going to be worse for us than being in a boat. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1345 Saviour complex much, Noah? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1346 Man, from our perspective, you are soooooooo trying to fix something that doesn't need a solution... 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1347 Reservation for Mr and Mrs Lox and please make sure it’s in the smoking section 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1348 This won’t save us from global warming. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1349 A billion other salmon in the world, and you had to pick Mr. Wonderful here? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1350 Could it be that your God is just not that angry at us? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1351 Nows you can't leave 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1352 what do you mean there're plenty of fish in the sea? 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1353 All the flights were booked 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1354 I can’t stand apples, and I ain’t wearing no fig leaf. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1355 Whaddya mean,"head to the kitchen...?!" 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1356 Fish gotta swim….. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1357 This is the worst fish ladder I've ever seen. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1358 Hey Noah,I think we prefer to take our chances with the flood. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1359 Wait a minute! We love water... and since when do you get blessed with 'holy seasoning'? 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1360 Would it have killed you to install a fish ladder? 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1361 must you follow instructions? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1362 Either way, Mabel, I think we're cooked. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1363 Hey, do you think you can seat me somewhere else? She's always cranky when she's out of water. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1364 What's the pole for? 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1365 Why do our name tags say ‘Caviar Course’—? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1366 I already told you it’s two if by sea! 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1367 I'm sorry, but we booked a spawning suite, with running water. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1368 We will do just fine during the flood without your assistance, thank you. 1.2536 0.04939 138 113 15 10
1369 Forty days and forty nights? What's the big deal? 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
1370 You were supposed to let us off two verses ago 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1371 Schmucko, we need to stay in the water during the fucking flood. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
1372 So effectively you’re saying you’re from the government and you’re here to help us. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1373 Friday, you said, fish on Friday. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1374 Like I said we’re dogFISH. FISH! 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1375 How you gonna save us now, Boat-Boy? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1376 Why are we on the grocery list? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1377 We overheard the sharks planning an all-you-can-eat buffet party. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1378 It's just a flood, go re-read about the creation of fish until it sinks in. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1379 N.O.A.A. ? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1380 Dry joke. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1381 Alright, Alright - We’re leaving! But our unicorn friends are coming with us! 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1382 We selected Comfort, not ride share. We are cancelling. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1383 Next time, don't bother calling unless you foresee a drought. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1384 It's not easy to shepherd fish out of water. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1385 You shoulda just left us in the water. 1.2520 0.05119 127 104 14 9
1386 Before we shove off, we request to be absent on fridays. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1387 This looks fishy. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1388 Are you only taking us because it’s lent? 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1389 No thanks. We'll walk. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1390 Holy mackerel Noah,are we the guests or the dinner? 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1391 Hey Noah, you said the Bears weren't passengers...we beg to differ in the most extreme manner possible! 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1392 You two should probably wait outside 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1393 Your God may be angry and vengeful. Our God just gave us a forty day and forty night Hall Pass! 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
1394 We promise not to flounder. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1395 But I see no evidence of climate change. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1396 Noah, we LIVE in water. Give our spots to the unicorns! 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1397 Alright Noah, we’re in but we need a tank separate from the sharks. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1398 This weather speaks clearly: We are the Lord's favorites. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1399 But I have only two worms. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1400 Another old white guy without a DEI policy?! Shocking! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1401 Thanks but they’re predicting rain. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1402 No fish-out-of-water jokes ! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1403 And miss out on the only grizzly-free mating migration of my life? No way. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1404 Just so you know, we are gender-fluid. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1405 It would be much easier if there was water for this fish ladder. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1406 “But we specifically booked “fresh water” for this cruise!” 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1407 Just know, we are going to raise a stink about this. 1.2500 0.05326 120 99 12 9
1408 Yeah, it may rain for forty days, but we ain’t holdin’ our breath. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1409 Actually we were just getting off. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1410 I know we don’t *need* it, but an invitation would have been nice. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1411 I like our odds better in the flood than the ark. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1412 I understand He said two of each animal, but you do know it’s a flood, right? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1413 You swear you’re not going to eat us? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1414 We identify as mammals 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1415 - “Why do we need to get on board? There is no danger of us ever drowning!” 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1416 You take us,but forget the unicorns? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1417 Now boarding our Gefilte Premium Select Members. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1418 All lives matter! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1419 Noah,you could have just left us in the water. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1420 Look,God said bring two of every living thing. We are two and living. Besides,we always wanted to go on a cruise. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
1421 We would like a window seat facing the ocean please 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
1422 Haven’t you ever heard of ‘Holy Mackarel’? Yeah, that’s us. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1423 Hey, we're trying to evolve here! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1424 I told you we took a wrong turn 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1425 Will the flood be fresh water or salt water? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1426 A ramp. Gee, how thoughtful. 1.2500 0.05459 116 96 11 9
1427 We’ll ride this one out. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1428 So this fishers of men thing was just a publicity stunt. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1429 Let's see how you feel when the ark sinks. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1430 I thought you said ‘Cod has a plan’!! 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1431 Can we hitch a ride upstream? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1432 Fish ARE animals!" 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1433 Wow. First it’s pronounced “sammin” and second we’re trout. Go fishing buddy. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1434 Forget it, we’re leaving. It’s nothing like the ad. 1.2500 0.05201 124 102 13 9
1435 And you’re sure He said two of every animal? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1436 Is there room for one more? We’re actually in a throuple. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1437 IT’S MY NATURAL SMELL! 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1438 One if by land, two if by sea 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
1439 Umm... the world is going to flood. I think you'll be alright. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1440 You mean the flood is over? 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1441 You know this means we have to come back here to spawn 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
1442 Stop carping about the size of your room and get on the boat! 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1443 Throw us back you crazy old man! 1.2483 0.04748 145 119 16 10
1444 With a coast to coast aquarium in the making you expect us to board? 1.2482 0.04947 141 117 13 11
1445 Thanks, but we'll take our chances in the water. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1446 I hope to God you have an aquarium in there. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1447 what's with the sharks man! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1448 Just one question , any brown bears on board yet? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1449 Don't even think about leaving us in plaice to flounder on this perch as the sole survivors of our species! 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1450 Trust me, we'll do fine off the boat until the storm passes. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1451 What's the big idea having us bunk next to the sharks? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1452 There are exceptions to His rules, you know. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1453 Yeah, yeah . . . Everyone knows about Captain Noah and his big, amazing Noah's Ark. But you couldn't spare another hour or two to build Noah's Aquarium, could you? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1454 We saw the two bears; we'll take our chances with the flood! 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1455 Our pronouns are they/them. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1456 We’re not going. We’ll take our chances in the flood. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1457 We don’t identify as ‘fish’. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1458 It's a flood, man! We're supposed to be in the water! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1459 Anything to eat....besides us? 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1460 Roll? Do we look like sushi to you? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1461 Off. Both of you. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1462 I don’t really think this is necessary… 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1463 Your God said save us from a flood? Can you check with Poseidon for a 2nd opinion? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1464 Our agent said you need some comedic onboard entertainment. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1465 Riiight! 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1466 You are not the only one whose house is underwater these days. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1467 I think we may have a different concept of what would be “escaping disaster.” 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1468 I think we’d prefer the flood, honestly. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1469 We’re concerned about all the sinners moving into our neighborhood. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1470 Got Bread? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1471 Ugh! It smells like a damn zoo in there! 1.2477 0.05705 109 91 9 9
1472 We assume you're aware of the irony of including us, right? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1473 You realize this is a LOT of unnecessary work for us? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1474 Our travel agent told us there'd be concierge service and shore excursions. Instead, it's a zoo in there! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1475 “Sometimes a needs-blind admission policy, Noah, is the wrong policy.” 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1476 So we’re just salmon that you used to know? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1477 I know, but she insisted. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
1478 We Were LURED in. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1479 If I can survive the ark, I certainly deserve to be the symbol of something. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
1480 It really would have been OK to have left us in the water, Noah. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1481 What part of 'We're good' don't you understand? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1482 Couldn't we just swim along side? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1483 Do you know what’s in flood water? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1484 Seriously, you don’t like water? 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1485 Salmon says DO THIS 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1486 We've decided we'll fare better outside the ark. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1487 I thought there were plenty of fish in the sea? 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1488 We'll just tag along behind; but thanks anyway. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1489 I saw 5 loaves of bread over there, but that ain’t gonna feed everyone. What else is there? 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1490 How are we doing this? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1491 Is this entirely necessary? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1492 Sorry, Ariel’s not home. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1493 You took us to the Desert?! 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1494 Okay, Smartypants...explain how this is gonna work! 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1495 You got a pool on this thing? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1496 Special accommodations must be requested in advance. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1497 I keep telling her we don’t need to be “in” the boat. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1498 WHERE IS THE THIRD FISH? 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1499 What part of "we live in the water" don't you understand? 1.2459 0.05246 122 101 12 9
1500 For medical reasons, we would like a room with a bath. 1.2459 0.05115 122 100 14 8
1501 What sick bastard installs a ramp after spawning season? 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1502 I know it’s counterintuitive, but so is this flood. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1503 Don't worry," she said. "They'll have water," she said 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1504 …Can you check how many points we have, were platinum plus members…” 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1505 If we see five loaves up there we’re leaving 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1506 No thanks. We'll stay for the flood. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1507 We figured, what the heck.... "Carpe" Diem!..... get it? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1508 I thought there were supposed to be loaves, too. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1509 Imagine if you put this much work into preventing ocean contamination and sea level rise 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1510 We should have given our places to the unicorns. 1.2456 0.03787 171 134 32 5
1511 Long John Silvers: Origins 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1512 Sure they made a ramp, but what happened to accessibility for ALL?! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1513 That smells fishy! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1514 You were not on the passenger list! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1515 Oh, fuck! 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
1516 Yeah yeah we're fish. Quit saying that like it's some kind of slur. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1517 No,we don’t get seasick! 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1518 No need for your matchmaking, there are plenty of fish in the sea! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1519 And exactly why can't I bring my sister? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1520 Hey, no fish allowed! 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1521 Dont worry, everyone on board is vegetarian. 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
1522 Oh, quit carping! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1523 Ten million eggs and now I mate with my sister! Great idea! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1524 To hell with the flood, just stick us back in the river! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1525 Seriously, inside the Ark? 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1526 I think we’ll take our chances out here” 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1527 Next time, just leave us in the ocean and we’ll meet you there. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
1528 Sit in the exit row! She said. It’ll be fun! She said. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1529 I think we'll pass, the wetter, the better! 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1530 We don't need no stinking ark! 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1531 Let's just "catch and release" and save us all some time. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1532 She's my sister -- no way. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1533 If its Boeing we're not going. 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1534 Do I need to talk to your supervisor about this? 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1535 Just keep mooing. 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
1536 Are you sure we belong IN the boat? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1537 Don’t worry. The res fish and blue fish are on their way. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1538 Any chance you’ll be headed upstream from here? 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1539 You're both males" "How could you tell? 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1540 Hey Noah, we checked the fish tanks. Do you mind if we just follow you for the next forty days.? 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1541 Hey, Noah! How's this supposed to work? We're really fish out of water here! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1542 Have you considered goldfish? 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1543 Take it up with the travel agent. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1544 Don't tell us that you're against Diversity and Inclusion programs, too, Noah. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1545 Can't you see we're gender neutral? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1546 Why exactly did you sign us up for this condo promotion? 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1547 What happened to the seven loaves? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1548 We don't have any problem with the rain. It's the bears we're worried about. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1549 Irony, it's a thing. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1550 For God's sake, we love water... can we pass on the boat ride? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1551 yeah, well, that's nice, but you'd better call on that 'supernatural voice' to fix this screwup 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1552 I don't think her husband is going to like this. 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
1553 If you need the help, we can roe. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1554 Look, it’s a free couples’ getaway. Let’s hope they have a pool. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1555 FYI, Noah. My wife's about to spawn, and then there'll be 2000 of us on board. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1556 A flood is coming? We'll take our chances outside the boat. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1557 No salt, please. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1558 ID and boarding pass,please. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1559 There's a typo on our invitation. Instead of main cabin it says main course. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1560 You expect me to believe you’re the captain? We have the same robe in our room. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1561 Have you heard of evolution? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1562 Is our official name now Holy Mackerel? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1563 Two of EVERY species, he said! That ought to include us water dwellers! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1564 Now we’re not going downstream right? That’s not really our thing. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1565 Oh really!!! And where do you think you fit into God’s plan. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1566 Noah, I think we will be more comfortable outside. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1567 We'll be fine in the flood you maniac 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1568 I identify as a shark 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1569 Hey Noah, when you had the idea to have two of each creature on board this arc, did you forget fish have no lungs or legs, much less the ability to talk? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1570 Not sure what he meant by having us over for dinner. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1571 You really didn't think this through did you? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1572 We need five loaves in a hurry! 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1573 Now listen, mister, your idea of a promised land is different from ours! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1574 Sure, we'll navigate, but only up one stream, and only once. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1575 You'll be hearing from my lawyer! 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1576 Any room for One Fish, Red Fish and Blue Fish? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1577 Oregon,and make it snappy. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1578 Careful, this whole thing is cedar planks 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1579 Leave? This is discrimination against water breathers! 1.2422 0.05052 128 106 13 9
1580 Get us a fish tank onboard or you'll be hearing from our lawyers. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1581 Thank’s for the ride, but we’re still late for school! 1.2422 0.05052 128 106 13 9
1582 How about we just promise to swim alongside you the entire time! 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
1583 I'm going to give you a minute to think this one through before I tell you the answer. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1584 Does your ark have a swimming pool? 1.2419 0.03861 124 94 30 0
1585 There's a grizzly bear couple in our seats. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1586 Why should we believe you? The last guy who invited us in tried to eat us! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1587 Why can’t we just follow along? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1588 If it is OK, we prefer the flood. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1589 Maybe we should take the next boat. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1590 Do you even know how spawning works? 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
1591 No way you're taking us! We love floods. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1592 Wait! Flood? But we’re—eh, ok, but separate rooms please, he snores like a sturgeon. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1593 We'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1594 So two of every kind means you have guppies, right? Do you mind if we eat them? 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
1595 got water? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1596 Loose the bears Noah and we’ll help you out on the other side. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1597 We need a poolside cabin 1.2411 0.04014 141 110 28 3
1598 I like your fish symbol on the back of the boat . . . 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1599 Don't be a mammalist! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1600 Hey, weren't we supposed to be opposite sex? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1601 Of course we can swim. But we hear you have an infinity pool. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1602 We'll take our chances with the flood, thank you. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1603 Did you think we'd have legs after 40 days and 40 nights? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1604 After seeing the big cats and bears, we've decided to leave and take our chances in the water. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1605 My wife is allergic to cats 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1606 You know we don't consider a flood a bad thing? 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1607 Are you serious? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1608 NO EXCEPTIONS ...is this really necessary? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1609 Just toss us overboard when the water comes up. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1610 Really? … Really? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1611 Now i've seen everything 1.2407 0.05715 108 91 8 9
1612 How else were we supposed to get here, swimming?? 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1613 Red fish? Blue fish? Never heard of them. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1614 We’re gonna have to just swim along behind you. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1615 Bro, we die in boats. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1616 Can you direct us to the pool on the lido deck? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1617 The menu will be vegan, right? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1618 One fish, two fish soon to be dead fish 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1619 But no, listen to us, this really isn't necessary. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1620 Because you always ignore the fine print, Harry! Have you at least taken out travel cancellation insurance?! 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1621 The Flood is nothing compared to fish politics right now. We’re seeking asylum. 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1622 I’m Noah. Poseidon has a trident. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1623 Please toss us back. We can handle a flood. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1624 If it is all the same to you Noah, we will just swim behind the Ark 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1625 Five loaves and we’re ready to feed the 5,000. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1626 I'm Moses,not Noah 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1627 No thanks, we'll take our chances in the rain 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1628 And I thought Kevin Hart was our top comedian. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1629 But fish goes well with Ham. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1630 The accommodations aren’t up to our standards, so we’ll risk the flood. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1631 Seriously? A big deal over a flood? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1632 You've heard about fish out of water, haven't you? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1633 I dunno, man. I really feel like we’re going to be better off outside the boat. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1634 And if you throw me back I will grant you three fishes, I mean wishes. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1635 Thanks for thinking of us, but we’re actually looking forward to the flood. We think we might do some traveling, visit some places we weren’t able to see. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1636 Which way is upstream? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1637 Stop your bitching, there will be plenty of water soon enough 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1638 We understand the assignment, but, full disclosure: I have ED and she’s menopausal. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1639 Flood you say? Thanks, but we're good. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1640 I have been trying to explain that the difference between freshwater and saltwater is not trivial, and we’re feeling a little overlooked in this situation 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1641 Just take the eggs, you're really tight for space. 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
1642 Any plankton couples checking in too? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1643 If you think we’re swimming around in that water you’re out of your mind, old-timer. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1644 We thought you'd foresee ADL requirements. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1645 Like we're going to drown, nitwit? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1646 No, it doesn't need an aquarium. How are you still not getting this? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1647 For Christ's sake, man: Think. 1.2388 0.04989 134 112 12 10
1648 Seriously? It's a flood! We're fish! So who else is on the menu? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1649 Noah, put us back in the water! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1650 I don’t care who he says he is, he just let two grizzlies in the back, and I’ll be damned if I’m getting on! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1651 Hey buddy where's the pool? 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1652 Something’s fishy about this plan. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1653 Leave us IN the water for godsakes! 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1654 If we're not getting saved, I guess we're on the menu. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1655 I'm not sure you've completely thought this through. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1656 We need a tank with proper PH and temperature between 72F and 76F. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1657 So you're telling us,we stayed in that thing for 371 days just to get to land? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1658 Just because the Lions said we belong on land doesn't mean we really do. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1659 We just go with the flow. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1660 The unicorns couldn’t make it, so they gave us their tickets. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1661 Just say it. You’re picturing us on a bagel. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1662 Actually, we’ll get our own ride. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1663 Noah, you're killing me! 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1664 We’re not getting on this boat unless you swear you’re not a pescatarian! 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1665 Dude, we’re gonna need a workaround for this onboarding. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1666 We’re not survivors. We’re his dinner.” 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1667 Wow, we fell for this ark thing hook, line and sinker! 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
1668 This is out of our comfort zone. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1669 Unless you have an Ocean View Stateroom with a bowl, well swim. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1670 Pretty sure we got this without your "help". 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1671 We're diversity hires. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1672 We’re about full..but if you want to climb the ladder to the top deck you can ride in the mop bucket. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1673 Kind of ironic, a biblical character forcing the whole evolution thing. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1674 Guys, you are off the hook. Now go fetch your big brothers, we have a lot of people to feed! 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1675 So, you’re telling us it’s all fake news? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1676 And besides that, we are both males, Genius. 1.2372 0.04558 156 130 15 11
1677 So it’s okay to turn water into wine but it’s not okay to drink it?! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1678 Don’t worry, we have a couple’s therapist on board. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1679 I don't give a hoot about your revelation that the ADA will pass in approximately 2490 years. Give us some damn access! 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1680 All that water, and you put us on a boat!! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1681 Ark's full! They'll drop us a line whenever. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1682 Dude, we got this. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1683 We're getting a little hungry—do you know if the herrings have checked in yet? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1684 Look pal, we just go where the angelfish sayeth. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1685 But we won't need a round trip ticket. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1686 We heard what's gonna happen on Fridays during Lent. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1687 A little water isn't the end of the world. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1688 He looks good for 600 years old. Could it be the fish diet? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1689 Last on, first off. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1690 Did you catch us by hook or by crook? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1691 We said “Shark!” not “Arc!” 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1692 Noah, the fishing scrolls clearly stateth if we're not longer than a cubit you have to throw us back! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1693 ...and why should we get on this thing? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1694 Four-quenelle!! He's going to pound us into four quenelle." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1695 How about we agree to meet up with you later? 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1696 I'd love to join you, but I'd feel like a fish out of water." 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1697 It doesn't make sense to us either, but orders are orders. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1698 No way! Bagels and cream cheese haven’t been invented yet. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1699 But we weren't finished with spawning. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1700 We’ll take the suite next to the worms. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1701 We heard you were building a can of sardines. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1702 Tell Him thanks, but no thanks. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1703 Explain to us what we’re supposed to be afraid of again. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1704 I'm pretty sure 'land' was implied. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1705 "So, let me get this straight--first you save us, then you eat us?" 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1706 You must be looking for the Sea of Galilee. This is Mount Ararat. 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
1707 Fish Lives Matter! 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1708 We appreciate the invitation, but there is flood coming so we respectfully decline.” 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1709 That eel is a bit bendy 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1710 Getting concerned, when does the flood start? 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
1711 Can’t you see that staying for the Great Flood would’ve been like a free trip to Disney World? 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1712 All in all, we'd rather be in the water. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1713 You seem to be unclear on the concept 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1714 Are we headed up stream 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1715 Noah, please. There must be a carve-out for aquatic, gill-bearing vertebrates. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1716 We'd like to protest you lack of inclusion of what you call "bottom feeders". 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1717 You see this is what happens when you let upper management get involved. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1718 Didn’t think this one through, did they? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1719 Why did you load two boxes of frozen french fries? 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1720 Getting back to my original question, which species is this supposed to save again? 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
1721 Moses, you're taking this do-gooder thing too far - not all of us need rescuing. 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
1722 Are you sure this is necessary? Seriously, we can just meet you there. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1723 So what's the menu for dinner? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1724 She's not my type. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1725 No thanks. We’ll go it on our own. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1726 Come to think of it, maybe we should have stayed where we were. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
1727 Quite a quandry 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1728 We were in the middle of evolving when we heard about it. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1729 Seriously Noah, whose bright idea was it to have fish board the boat? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1730 Is there any water in this thing? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1731 Your business model could use some tweaking. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1732 It just so happens we like our chances on a planet covered in water. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1733 Fishcrimination! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1734 We'd at least like to have been invited. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1735 Do you realize that I’m pink and she is chinook?.. 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
1736 You said two by two! Don’t be homophobic! 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1737 It would appear you did not think this through... 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1738 Uh, yes, we were invited by the grizzly bear couple? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1739 But we’ll be invited to your pool party come the Great Drought, right? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1740 Well l guess Lox is an ok name for the kids. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1741 She doesn’t want anything to do with me 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1742 We were doing just fine until your evangelical ass started meddling. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1743 I hear these things are like Petri dishes. Let’s take our chances with the flood. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1744 Thank you, but we'll take our chances. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1745 Three words Noah: Coals to Newcastle 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1746 We'd rather stay. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1747 The swim was no picnic, and now a ramp 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1748 Does our room come with a water bed? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1749 Is this trip really necessary? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1750 We just heard that it's fish fry Friday. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1751 we’ll pass 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1752 We'd like an en-suite with a jacuzzi." 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1753 All the fish in the sea, and you choose my ex. 1.2330 0.05887 103 88 6 9
1754 Are you the guy to see about getting a refund? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1755 There is something you don’t understand about fish. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1756 Upriver? We're taking the Genesis 6:13 to Mt. Ararat! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1757 Is the bilge available? 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1758 We're good. We'll just met up when you dock. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1759 I'm pretty sure God was talking about land animals. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1760 Can't stay. Spawning sprint starts this afternoon. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1761 Damn, this is your salmon ladder? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1762 Good heart, but not the brightest guy! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1763 What is the guarantee we won't be on the menu tomorrow 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1764 Noah, take a moment and just listen to yourself, m’kay? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1765 I assume there is a pool at this hotel? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1766 You could have left us in the flood. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1767 As your plan evolves, we'd like to be part of it. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1768 The cruise sounds great,except for the part about the sushi bar. 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
1769 Is this going to be a trip upstream? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1770 For the last time, we won't share a cabin with the grizzlies. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1771 You’re carrying this “save all living creatures from the flood” thing too far. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1772 Oops, wrong fish ladder. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1773 We're glad you've reached God's limit on salmon, but we're the Steelheads. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1774 We would have enjoyed the flood. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1775 The octopuses aren't too happy either. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1776 No? You're going to need us for WHAT?! 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1777 Just make sure you don't put us near the two bears." 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1778 We shouldn’t have dropped out of school. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1779 And you thought that this would be a good idea!!! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1780 Yeah, I think we can ride this out 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1781 Of all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with my crabby stepsister? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1782 The Vibe in there is too wild for our taste 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1783 ‘We always fancied a cruise vacation’ 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1784 Thanks for the ride. How did you force the birds to get here, by plane? 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
1785 Which is it this time? Flooding us? Parting us? Walking on us? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1786 One last chance: In or Out? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1787 You didn't tell us this would be a rideshare. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1788 You DO realize that we don’t need this free ride? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1789 We'll be fine, we're sardines. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1790 We were hoping you’d tell people to give up fishing for lent. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1791 We need a cabin with a large tub. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1792 But what if we evolve during the flood? 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1793 Why did you ignore our request to be towed? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1794 You're asking us to move into a tenement when we're about to get a mansion. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1795 Yeah,I think we’ll be ok. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1796 Sorry, we’re early. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1797 We reserved a single, king bed, in the non-grizzly section. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1798 Who are you to say we don't fit the definition of 'every beast, fowl and any other living thing that creepeth upon the earth?'" 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1799 Water? We don’t know anything about that! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1800 As I've explained to many of your compatriots, we have water on board and all my crew are vegetarians. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1801 It's okay. We like the rain. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1802 We were doing just fine without you, thank you very uch 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1803 Roe count. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1804 It sounds great, except for the all-you-can-eat buffet 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1805 We're outta' here. We've got options. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1806 We specifically booked a stateroom on the pool deck. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
1807 So what, we're just bait to you? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1808 Okay, but we better have a big role in the second half of the book. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1809 Now, let me get this straight… 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1810 Hey, Noah, I'd like to get some of that water back about now! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1811 Your kind will feel out of place for centuries to come. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1812 Before we board be honest, are Lox on tonight's menu or no? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1813 Sure we’re strong swimmers, but a free ride’s a free ride 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1814 Go part the waters’ Moses, I mean Noah. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1815 Hi! I'm Noah and I will be your cruise director. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1816 Can we speak to the manager? It smells like a zoo in there 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1817 Take me to the river Put me in the water 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1818 Thanks for thinking of us. But we prefer to stay in the water.. . 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1819 Rain, Noah. What were you thinking? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1820 We can swim! But we have to go because something called Bagels? 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
1821 Should we trail behind, or do you have a wet-room for us? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1822 Seriously, you didn't think to bring a female? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1823 Can we at least go on the wait list? 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1824 We came to get multiplied - let us know if we are in the wrong testament. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1825 So we have to? 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1826 What about goldfish? and catfish? and rainbow trout? and neon tetras? and amberjack? and anchovies? I don't think you've really thought this through." 1.2295 0.05045 122 102 12 8
1827 We’ll need a small leak in the bottom of the ark. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1828 We are trying to evolve 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1829 Look, we're not gonna' need your crappy boat. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1830 Of course we CAN swim but everyone else gets a ride 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1831 „I am more of an atheist“ 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1832 Go talk to the bears. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1833 No we will not do a gender reveal. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1834 These accommodations aren’t exactly what we were promised. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1835 Actually, you guys probably don’t need to get in… 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1836 Holy mackerel, Noah! Check the list again. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1837 Friday again? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1838 We need to mate before you eat us. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1839 One was nabbed by hook, the other, well, by crook. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1840 2 of every land animal you fool! 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1841 Uh, no thanks, we already have flood insurance. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1842 Our travel agent promised us a waterbed. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1843 Hmmm...Grouper or Groupier? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1844 And another thing, if things start going south we can turn into lotsa bread. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1845 Hey, uh...we could use a little of that water out there. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1846 This fable has no legs. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1847 Out of water, eh? Us too, pal. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1848 There’s plenty more where we came from. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1849 “Believe us, your descendants will want us with a schmear.” 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1850 Honestly Noah, this ends better for you and us if we meet you there. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1851 Why can't more than two worms go on a cruise with us? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1852 What? No pool deck? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1853 It seems a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think? 1.2283 0.04897 127 106 13 8
1854 We're not just fish, we're talking fish. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1855 We can swim on the port side. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1856 The ocean is our ark, bro! 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1857 Are you joking? We're in a tank next to the bears! 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1858 Yes...we can swim. We just want to go along for the ride. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1859 Are you nuts? We want the water! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1860 But she's my sister. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1861 We thought we were invited! You took the lobsters…. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1862 We're trying to grow legs. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1863 Sorry we’re late. We didn’t want to come. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1864 A flood’s no threat to us — you’re thinking dinner. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1865 Would it kill yah to put in a ladder? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1866 Seriously dude? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1867 We would rather just swim 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1868 Guests? On the menu? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1869 Spawn of satan?!? You’re the one put the fish ladder here! 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1870 It's two fish. We get that a lot 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1871 You know I hate cruises! 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
1872 I'm a she not a he, she's a he not a she. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1873 En suite is a must 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1874 Great, but we're telling you the Lord did not sayeth to gather the animals tuna by tuna. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1875 We’re assuming you have a pool? 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
1876 What school did you go to, Sparky? 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1877 OK, I’ll go, but I’m spawning when I’m doggone good and ready. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1878 Do you expect a thank you for saving us from water? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1879 Heard of hypoxic blackwater? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1880 We’d like to see your DEI coordinator. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1881 On second thought,we’ve decided to take our chances. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1882 What do you mean, just birds and animals? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1883 It's a freshwater tank. We need salt water. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1884 You wanna tell him? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1885 Where's Nemo? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1886 You know, if the whole world floods, that’s totally fine with us. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1887 Why are you taking us? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1888 I'll give you a thousand to one you can't feed the crowd. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1889 Oh, great! We just evolved. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1890 Thanks for offering the ride, but we'll be fine. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1891 No, a water bed is not like a seabed! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1892 No, Nova and Gravlax are not the same 1.2267 0.04551 150 126 14 10
1893 Yeah, and when the drought comes we'll build you a water tank. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1894 Pity we only had to use both of the worms to catch them 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
1895 Thanks for the offer but we'll just follow along behind. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1896 I don't care what He said. We do NOT creepeth upon the Earth. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1897 I wouldn't be caught dead spawning in there. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1898 🎶🎶Take me to the river... Drop me in the water 🎶🎶 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1899 Interesting story, you’ll be in tomorrow’s newspaper. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1900 We'll take our chances with the swim. The odds are better. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1901 Can we have a word with you about evolution? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1902 Don't worry, Darwin said the feet will come soon. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1903 Thanks, man, but after some thought we’re more the flood type. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1904 Hey bub, 'fish out of water' is not a species!.... 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1905 We're happy to join you, but are we able to freeze our eggs too? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1906 We choose to sit this one out. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1907 What have bears ever done for society? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1908 No,no! We're supposed to be in the New Testament-next to the loaves! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1909 Don't look at me. He ate the loaves. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1910 For heaven's sake, we could have just followed you. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1911 We identify as chimps. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1912 We requested an isle seat. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1913 I don't know about this, Noah - we typically only book with airbnb super hosts. 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
1914 BILGE,PLEASE 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1915 The Alabama Supreme Court ruled us not worth the trouble. 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1916 we too like to enter the elite swingers club 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1917 I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1918 He didn't say anything about " fish of the sea" so throw us back now! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1919 I hear there’s a storm coming. How about we just stay outside? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1920 Are you sure about this? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1921 No need. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1922 Pretty sure "to keep them alive with thee" was not to be taken literally... 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1923 Ah, thanks, but no thanks. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1924 But the water will be on the outside! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1925 ‘I felt like a fish out of water the whole time.’ 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1926 Salmon ladder. Salmon gangplank. It’s all good. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1927 We'd like the bubble suite. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1928 what do you mean ‘you’ll be great with potatoes’? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1929 Will this trip be less than three days? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1930 Time to sail the Pisces, eh Noah?! 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
1931 We’re big sea life influencers, so this trip is free, right? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1932 Trust me. You guys will be fine. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1933 No,really I think we’ll be fine. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1934 HEY, NOAH!!! Didn't you realize we were OK with a FLOOD??? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1935 Water! We need water! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1936 Well, Noah, scratch that plan. Apparently Marge here wants to be UNDER the ark instead of IN it. Yeah, I don't get it either, but as they say, happy wife happy life!" (How early salmon narrowly escaped extinction 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1937 Your people are gonna need lox. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1938 You could've just left us in the water... 1.2243 0.05525 107 91 8 8
1939 God told you to build an ark, and he told me we should leave without the bears. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1940 I don't care who told you, we aren't going in there. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1941 This sea isn't due to be parted for another 2000 years! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1942 We’re both males. Can’t you tell? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1943 Can you remind me who thought this was a good idea? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1944 I think I’ll take my chances out there 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1945 See, dear. I told you we were early. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1946 We haven’t had legs for 4,000,000 years, ya know… 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1947 Okay, but what about Fridays? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1948 Where do we spawn? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1949 But we checked the opt-out box! 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1950 How about all our in vitro embryos? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1951 You just had to binge Game of Thrones before finishing the ark, didn't you? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1952 Toilet’s clogged. 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
1953 How come the unicorns got the better rooms? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1954 On the last ark, there was a salmon LADDER. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1955 I guess this is what they call fish out water! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1956 I think we'll take our chances with the water. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1957 Sorry No, I'll take my chances with the Flood... 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1958 Last question, are you guys Catholic? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1959 Seriously,Noah? Let’s think this through, shall we? 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1960 Can we get an Ocean View? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1961 Define perishable items 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1962 No, seriously! The unicorns said we could take their place! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1963 just dont let the chinese anyway near us 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1964 So now, we're just suppose to swim? What about the drink package we paid for? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1965 They’re gonna name a bagel shop after you, and it won’t be the same without us! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1966 But two bears means *no* fish... 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1967 Yeah sure, but we identify as monkeys. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1968 Would you believe we're tonites entree? 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1969 After a long cruise, Captain Noah is glad to be done with Sam and Ella 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1970 We feel a bit like fish out of water in this ark. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1971 What do you mean you won’t be heading upstream? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1972 I thought this cruise was advertised as Noah's Aquarium 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1973 We're on the list. 'Mr. and Mrs. Unicorn.' 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1974 I don't want to get a reputation as a complainer, but with all those guests you had, after three days it really started to stink. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1975 Carp should only be used as a noun. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1976 A ramp with no railings?! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1977 No we don't know when it's gonna rain. We're outta water! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1978 We need to talk about Friday dinner. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1979 This isn’t going to work for us, and frankly, we question if it’s even necessary. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1980 We’ll need separate accommodations. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1981 Your concept is fundamentally sound, Noah; but all we are suggesting is a few little tweaks. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1982 She has a gluten allergy. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1983 Where should we go? The fresh water is going to get too salty, and the salt water is going to get too fresh! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1984 It's a flood, not a drought. OK? 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1985 You shoulda said there'd be bagels and schmear on this ark! 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1986 Two of everything. Look it up. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1987 Does the word "flood" not mean anything to you?? 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1988 Ah, Noah, babe? It seems you've violated the Ancients with Disabilities Act - your giraffes and elephants get up this thing fine. Us? Either get with the times or carry us on. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1989 Or swim along, your choice. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
1990 We just saw your Friday dinner menu, no thanks, happy tidings,Cap'n. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1991 This time he’s definitely gonna do it, Bobby 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1992 Now tell us again who told you to do this. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1993 Your intentions may be good, but I've come to believe that when Man tries to interfere with the natural order, it rarely turns out right. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1994 You can’t be the guy that feeds us to thousands. There’s no one else here. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1995 Will we have a shark-free pool? 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1996 Can't help notice that lox is scheduled for brunch. Anyone we know? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1997 Yes, we heard the forecast calls for rain. And no, we don't care. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1998 Forget about us. Save the Unicorns 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1999 Gee, thanks, but we'll pass. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2000 We are hoping for a leaky boat. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2001 We'd prefer to stay back in the deluge! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2002 I’ll take me chances swimming up stream if you don’t mind. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2003 Thank you for the ramp, but it is not the only accomodation we require. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
2004 We don't have to do this, I'm sure the readers of your book won't think every story is literal. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2005 Thanks for the ride 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2006 a n a d r o m o u s, look it up. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2007 We heard you invited cats? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2008 Our room's damp. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2009 Jeez Noah, even you’ve gotta choose science over religion sometimes. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2010 Now get us some legs! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2011 A flood is no problem for *us*, you landlubber! 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2012 Great, now the ark’s gonna have that fish smell 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2013 And you'll be homeschooled." 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2014 Do bears really need to come along as well? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2015 Did it occur to you we don’t need to be saved from a flood? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2016 We are in a hurry! Is this boat sailing with or against the current? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2017 And the Lord said unto Noah “let them be fish, let them board; however, this is wherest thine expression ‘fish out of water’ shall come from” 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2018 Yeah! Didn't really think this whole thing through, did you?! 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2019 We ate the loaves. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
2020 How fast can YOU swim, buddy? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2021 We were promised a balcony room. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2022 The potential flood situation, like our legs, continues to evolve. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2023 Oy, swimming upstream to spawn is so tough! Mind if we hitch a ride with you? 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2024 Hey, you never said anything about boarding without water. We’re thirsty! 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2025 We’re getting off with all the bagel orders. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2026 No, we're fine 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
2027 I need to speak to your manager! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2028 I appreciate the ride, but we both prefer to swim along the side of your Ark." 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
2029 Oh bugger, the rain has stopped 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2030 This is an awful lot of pressure..we are used to hanging out with the school. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2031 Hey, it makes no sense to me either. I’m just following orders. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2032 I've seen better fish ladders on dams 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2033 Before we board, are we 'bass' like ass or 'bass' like base? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2034 Is it OK if we just tag along? 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
2035 So you thought we'd be better off on a landlocked desert mountain than where we were? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2036 Oh great, when we get back everyone will assume I had work done. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2037 Explain to me how you convinced my husband this is a “once in a lifetime” opportunity. 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
2038 I’m sorry Noah, we’re not going, we’ve been dreaming about this flood all our lives. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2039 Je ne comprends pas l'aramaic. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2040 Remind me again why we should trust this guy? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2041 Excuse me, Mr. Moses, which way to the water? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2042 Is this the beginning or the end? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2043 We were doing just fine before! 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2044 Thanks, but that all sounds like heaven on earth 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2045 We helped roe the boat! 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2046 Don't think of it as extortion. Think of is as a Safety Afloat Insurance Policy. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2047 Dammit, put us bCk in the water! A world wide flood won’t hurt us! 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
2048 But we are swimmers! 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
2049 Not that it matters at this point, but it so happens that we're both female. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
2050 Noah, you well-meaning schmuck, haven’t you noticed we actually live in the stuff? 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
2051 We were hoping for something on an upper floor away from the cats. 1.2205 0.04732 127 106 14 7
2052 We forgot the loaves 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
2053 So the minute we start crawling out of the water, this happens - and you're telling me it's coincidence?! 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
2054 Thanks, but we didn't need the ride. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2055 Noah inadvertently invents the first fish ladder. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2056 And then the Lord said, "You will be rewarded with a Great Flood." 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2057 We need treated distilled hypoallergenic non-chlorine 75 Fahrenheit water, a full insurance plan holding you liable for anything that happens to us, and separate health insurance with an included medical plan before we board 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2058 There's too many fish in the sea. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2059 Did anyone mention that we are FISH ? 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2060 Got it, the saltwater pool is on the Lido deck and the freshwater pool is on the Fiesta deck. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2061 Going up or down? 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2062 Your ad said you need help with the two seals. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2063 This is awkward. I am salt and you are fresh! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2064 We asked for seats in the bilge. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2065 Let us on and we’ll teach you about lox 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2066 40 days and 40 nights on 2 worms ? 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
2067 Brace yourself… 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2068 Honestly, I think we’ve been catfished here 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2069 I don’t mean to tell you how to do your business, but theres no way the two of us can feed all these people 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2070 There is no tartar sauce onboard , right? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2071 No caviar on this cruise, buddy! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2072 Really, Noah? It's a flood!!! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2073 Do the amenities include a swimming pool? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2074 We appreciate the invitation but feel like fish out of water. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2075 Next time we'll tailgate. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2076 We were told it would be Salmon accessible. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2077 *I'll have what she's having" 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2078 Come on! You will be forever famous for "A fish out of water". 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2079 Tune your own damn piano... 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
2080 Sure. He hears God- but c’mon! Unclear on the concept! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2081 We swim upSTREAM to spawn! 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2082 You’re Moses. Fake news! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
2083 We heard it was ride or die 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2084 I hope I’m your type. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2085 Raincheck? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2086 Do you serve fish on Friday? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2087 Putting us on the boat isn't going to save us. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2088 Did you think you could save us from drowning? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2089 I don’t really think you thought this through. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2090 Nice planning, Dork. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2091 OSHA will hear about this. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2092 So God picks the guy who flunked ichthyology?! 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2093 You should have checked with Match.com 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2094 We identify as bears 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2095 Thanks,God,for reminding him about the fish ladder! 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2096 But, a bear told us… oh. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2097 I Don't Get No Respect! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2098 Which way is the pool? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2099 Can we get a ride upstream? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2100 'Run' is a metaphor, you know. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2101 We said No. Ah.... God. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2102 So you said Solomon ? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2103 we swiim solo 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2104 Explain the word flood again? 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2105 She says to give you zero stars. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2106 Google WILL be hearing about our stay. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2107 So, I told him it was optional, no need for us to worry over a flood, but no, he said everyone else was coming. Do you have a tank? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2108 We demand onboard accommodation. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
2109 It’s a cruise for couples but if it doesn’t work out, there are many more of you out there. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2110 Come join us, we're all fish out of water. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2111 Why are you here, Moses? This isn’t your chapter.” 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2112 We're brothers! 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2113 You know, this trip really was rather superfluous. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2114 Sure we CAN swim, but I don't see how that's relevant 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2115 Oh…we were farm-raised. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2116 Sorry Noah, but with two grizzly bears on board, we'll take our chances with the flood. 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
2117 If you get hungry, dinosaur meat tastes amazing. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2118 It’s water under the bridge 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2119 We don’t understand WHAT? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2120 Just keep us away from the two bears and we'll be fine 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2121 We’ll be packed in there like sardines, Noah. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2122 NO! We asked for an in-water suite, not a waterside suite. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2123 what happened to “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”?! 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2124 Does the carpet match the drapes? 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
2125 I really think we'd be better off meeting you there." 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2126 So...you got, like, a fish tank on here, or...? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2127 Hard to breathe. Three stars. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2128 How come there's no pool? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2129 How about just she goes with you? I'll take my chances. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2130 Hey, we were promised all-inclusive with an ocean view! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2131 It's a flood, Martha! We don't need saving! Noah here has just conned you into volunteering for the seafood buffet! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2132 We prefer to be called Chum. Dog Salmon isn't used anymore. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2133 Just for the first few days, only until you can get us out of this damned dead sea. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2134 Are you leaving us high and dry? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2135 How many pairs of worms ya got? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2136 No deal, we'll take our chances in the flood 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2137 Have the bagels and schemer already showed up? 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2138 We got here a bit early. Do you have some water we can swim in? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2139 Next you’ll be saving ducks from the pond 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2140 Why would we want to get on your crowded boat when pretty soon we're gonna have the world's largest swimming pool to ourselves? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2141 We’re aquatic, you idiot. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2142 So where is this luxury Koi pond? Margaret, I think we've been victims of a bait and switch scam 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2143 Explain one more time why we need to get on this thing? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2144 No, really dude, we'll be fine out here. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2145 This isn't going to work. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
2146 Hey genius, you realize we can swim right? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2147 Hey, you can't just leave us here now that the flood has subsided. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2148 We just need a ride to the Caribbean and we'll be outta your hair. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2149 But the website didn’t say fish weren’t allowed on! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2150 Nice try -- we don't have a standby list. Now, get back to school! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2151 Make The Flood Great Again. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2152 You’re dropping us off here? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2153 You promised us there would be water beds. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
2154 We're atheists now. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2155 “Look, we know you say a flood is coming but if you haven’t noticed we’re stuck in a dang desert so how about letting us on?” 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2156 Quit your carping and get aboard. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2157 Can you please find us a spot away from the piscivores? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2158 We’re on the menu? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2159 We’re dying to use the pool! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2160 The doves report to us as reconnaissance co-chairs, and we have a deal. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2161 If he doesn’t put us in water quickly, Jesus will never be able to multiply the fishes along with the loaves. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2162 I said a fish ladder not a ramp! 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2163 I ordered pumpernickel. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2164 Winnie, let’s take a moment to think. Why would we be afraid of a flood? Forty days and forty nights surrounded by water? So what else is new? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2165 She said we're "swimmers", not sinners. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2166 Which one of you sings 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2167 Don't worry, dummy, we'll adapt. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2168 I told him you didn't mean us! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2169 Animal, check. Male and female, check. Any other objections? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2170 Oh, Lord. I swear there was one male and one female when they boarded. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2171 Why us? What now? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2172 If I let you on, I’ll have to take all the birds too. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2173 Are you sure this is God's will, Noah? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2174 We think it would be better if we opt out of your cruise. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2175 You must be joking! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2176 We flunked out of our school. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2177 Look, Noah, how many times to we have to tell you? God commanded you to preserve every species of LAND animals. We're fish, and he didn't say anything about fish because we like water. Get it. Boy, it's sure rank in there." 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2178 The Carps did not enjoy their cruise. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2179 Did you know sushi is kosher? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2180 Oooohhhh, you said FLOOD! 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2181 Surprise,surprise! A couple worms go missing and look who you blame! 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2182 Exactly what part of this is considered saving us?? 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
2183 Don’t know this ‘god’ you speak of, but it sure seems like this won’t have the intended effect. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2184 But we’ll be fine, so why do we have to ride? And why do you keep mentioning two bears? 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
2185 We thought you were Ariel’s dad. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
2186 Well, the travel agency told me there wouldn't be two bears on this boat! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2187 no smoking 🚭 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
2188 You’re doing delis of the future a great service. Our progeny will go well on bagels. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
2189 I know you live in the water. I am having you two over for dinner. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2190 So, Noah…looks like you might have to rethink this. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2191 Beware, by forcing us to walk up this ramp you're starting something your boss is not going to like. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2192 40 days and 40 nights? What kind of a cruise ship is this? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2193 Wow! Biden really sucks, doesn't he? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2194 Two bears said to meet them here. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
2195 I don't understand why I can't bring my mother as my "plus-one". 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2196 What temperature is your spa? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2197 They told us no occupancy left - the whole thing sounds fishy to us. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
2198 What’s the Catch of the Day? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2199 ADA compliant, yes. Running water, no. Zero stars. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
2200 I know you’re into marching two by two, but we’d rather swim 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2201 Don't you think it might work better for us just to swim alongside the Ark ? 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
2202 Stinking up the Ark will be our revenge. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2203 If you ever want to have lox and a schmear again, you better come up with a running stream. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2204 Harvey, say something! This guy is planning to divide and conquer. The guys hiding in the rocks warned me about him. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2205 You'll want us. We get to stay sinners. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2206 Excuse me sir, is this the couples' cruise I've heard so much about? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2207 Who am I to question, Noah, but I am betting God meant two of everything not already in the water. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2208 Did you give even a moment's thought to accessibility? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2209 Just don't put us near the grizzly bears. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2210 Have you smelled that place? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2211 Wait, Ken Ham is coming?! We're getting off. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2212 But He said to take "every living thing"? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2213 We're both dudes. That's not gonna be a problem, is it? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2214 What happened to the red fish, blue fish? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2215 Plenty of fish in the sea they said. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2216 We were wondering if there are any room upgrades available? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2217 You are in violation of the Genesis Disabilities Act of 5500BC 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
2218 Whadya mean? I miss the flood already. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2219 If you insist on seating us with the grizzly bears, then we're leaving. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2220 Please don’t make us go with you, we get sea-sick. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2221 Hope you don't mind, but we've decided to take our chances. Have you seen the mess in there? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2222 Oh, like you never took a swim? 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2223 I'm just saying - it still would have been nice to be invited. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2224 Make sure to lox the door. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2225 Tap is fine 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2226 Sink or swim, we are coming 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2227 Holy Mackerel, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2228 This isn't helping. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2229 And the only species to survive my ark were these fish; Over the next few millennia they will evolve to become the species Homo sapien. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
2230 My plenty of fish in the sea comment was a joke — I’m getting on the boat Norma.” 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2231 What if we just swim along beside you and then if somebody doesn't work out, we can fill in? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2232 We’re not talking. Can you hook me up with someone else? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2233 You’re telling me I have to swim upstream all the way back? 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
2234 Yeah, well, we’re not really worried about a flood. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2235 Sorry, but this is a couples-only event. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2236 So you were given detailed instructions on how to make an ark and a light dill sauce? 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2237 We’ll take our chances and shelter in place. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2238 We would have been just fine OUTSIDE the ark! 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
2239 Show me to the fish tank! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2240 We are very crowded; take a bunk next to the seals. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2241 Despite your directive... I think we'll be okay in the flood. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2242 Walk? Holy Mackerel ! You mean you haven't heard about Row v. Wade? 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2243 Holy mackrel you forgot we were coming 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2244 It's hard to find any river in a flood. You want caviar for your kids? Pipe us on board! 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2245 C’mon Noah, even you’re going to stink after 3 days! 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2246 “This is species discrimination.” 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2247 Did you just say, 'Lox of luck, fellas?' 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2248 What do you mean by ‘better accommodations for us off the ark?’ 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2249 Ya know, we really had no problem with the flood. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
2250 We were promised a waterbed. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2251 We were told someone used up all the water! 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
2252 And we did not appreciate the genital exam, either. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
2253 Wait, I can explain... 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2254 We’re the lox you wanted. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2255 I beg you! I'd rather be paired with a shark for 40 days and nights! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2256 Really...the best you can do is next to Yogi!? 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2257 Invasive species be like... 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2258 Hey, Noah, when the flood comes, just toss us overboard 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2259 Next time you need to be more specific when you order a pair of hookers. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2260 Boy-boy here. Did ya look or did ya look? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2261 The boss is not going to like it if you two just lie around the ark all day! 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2262 Thanks for the offer but the last time I went on a boat ride I got seasick. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2263 Walking on water…what’s so special about that? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2264 So...where the loaves come in?? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2265 Where are the goddamn loaves? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2266 We don't have to be here, you know." 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2267 Really, the desert!?! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2268 We rather stay outside 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2269 I’m not sure our travel agent thought this through. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2270 We're not going on board with the otters 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2271 Why us? You realize, surely, that we’re redundant here. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2272 Those animals in there weren't tasty enough! 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2273 Of course you should include us, we taste fantastic when smoked. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
2274 We were promised lemon and butter... 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2275 For pity sake,Noah -- use your head. How could a Biblical flood be meant to rid us from the earth? 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2276 Flood or no flood! We booked our get-away months BC and we're going onboard. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2277 I hope you keep the food fresh. Last time we went on one of these, everyone got sick. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2278 Yes you need another pair of worms 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2279 I think we’ll take our chances with the flood. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2280 Alice wants to know if you’re a vegetarian. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2281 What's the deal with all the tartar sauce we found? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2282 WAIT,--CAN I GET A NON-NAGGING MALE ? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2283 She's my sister. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2284 We refuse to be packed-in like sardines. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2285 Can we enter the ark on your Seafood Special? 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2286 Can you put a little salt in our tank PLEASE. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2287 This vessel isn’t ADA compliant. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2288 I appreciate the concern, but I think we’re better out there than in here. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2289 We were told there would be easy access. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2290 Kiss my bass, you son of a bitch! 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2291 Hey Noah, look up fish lungs in wikipedia. We're drowning out here. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2292 We’d like a room in the bilge, please! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2293 Well then why are you only letting delicious-tasting, kosher fish on board?" 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2294 Tell us the bagels and cream cheese are just a coincidence. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2295 I'm not sure you've thought this thing through. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2296 Noah did you know fish need water? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2297 Why do I feel like a fish out of water? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2298 ...grant me the salinity to know the difference. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
2299 I don't care what you say, we're getting on the boat...This neighborhood's goin' to hell. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2300 What's an amphibian? 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
2301 So I said “antediluvian? I just met him!” 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2302 If it’s ok with you, I think we’ll stay outside. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2303 We’re indoor fish. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2304 It's spelled c-a-r-p! 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2305 Forget about multiplying - we stay monogamous! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2306 The ones who “talk to god” are never the sharpest. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2307 These migrations just keep getting harder & harder. Must be those dams they are building. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2308 no thanks, i saw the lions board 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2309 Godspeed! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2310 I want my own room. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
2311 We ate all the food you packed. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2312 Wait. Did you say flood? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2313 So, Noah, what's up with the fish on tonight's dinner menu 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2314 You do know we'd be better off in the flood, right? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2315 We know you're a sympathetic old man with a poor memory, but we were really fine with where we were! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2316 Salivate, salvation, salmon...it's NOT all the same to us! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2317 Watch it with that thing, I don't need a staff infection. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2318 We'll be fine, thanks Noah, mate. Nice Arc, by the way. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2319 No, we are NOT Uber Eats Sushi To Go. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2320 It was find of you to to ofer us a cabin, but we will do very well without it. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2321 I think your guy forgot to explain a couple of things - like the relationship of fish and water. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2322 We're farm-raised so we'd prefer the livestock section. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2323 You want us to "walk on board"? Well, tell the big guy to invent evolution already, then. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2324 Man’s wickedness has brought us here, no doubt 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2325 OK, but can you guarantee that you won’t eat our eggs, and we won’t end up on a bagel? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2326 Friday....Fish. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2327 Well, the 2 of us and about 300,000 eggs. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2328 This whole ark thing smacks of cishet privilege. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2329 Gender is a construct” “Right?” “Am I right? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2330 What happens when the boat runs out of water? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2331 Is this going upstream or downstream? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2332 We saw you making tartar sauce. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2333 Noah, this is not where you got us from 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2334 Noah, why can't you be happy for us? This upcoming flood is the best thing that could ever happen. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2335 We don’t need no stink’n ark, we’re fish! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2336 I felt like I was . . . out of my element. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2337 I get the idea that you're new at this. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2338 We ain't the same species, you dumbass. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2339 We appreciate the gesture, but it just doesn't feel like much a biography this way. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2340 We want to see other people. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2341 Do you seriously expect two fish out of water to replenish the seas? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2342 Christ! What an asshole! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2343 Do I look like a freshwater fish to you? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2344 Teach a fish to talk and… 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2345 Do you actually know what a flood is? 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2346 . “Any chance we can just tag along behind the boat?” 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2347 Will this take long? We've got tickets to the Taylor Swift concert. 1.2109 0.05161 128 112 5 11
2348 We don't swim upstream this time of year. 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
2349 Cod off! 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2350 Bet you had forgotten about all us little fishies, huh? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2351 Do you understand what flood means? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2352 Flood? Bring it on! 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2353 We don't believe in arks. We're ichthyists. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2354 All this flooding and you couldn't get us some water! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2355 Swim along aide of you? Isn't that defeating the purpose? 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2356 C'mon, it's the age of Pisces, where's the pool! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2357 Within 40 days and 40 nights, you won’t feel so smug. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2358 No thanks, we’ll just swim. 1.2105 0.04659 133 113 12 8
2359 What do you mean it’s standing room only? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2360 Much appreciated but I think we will take our chances. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2361 Trust me, in a few thousand years, Jesus and the multitudes will thank you. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2362 Can you move the bears to a different deck? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2363 But what of red fish, blue fish? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2364 If you like sushi, you'd better reconsider." 1.2101 0.03935 119 95 23 1
2365 You didn't say we'd be traveling upstream. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2366 Don't forget the loaves. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2367 I’m supposed to procreate with THIS wet fish? 1.2101 0.04902 119 101 11 7
2368 I specifically recall the ad saying there would be a pool 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2369 Worst. Species. Save. Ever. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2370 we never rate a mention. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2371 There you go fishing for complements again. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2372 Tell us you don’t do TGIF. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2373 Im telling Jesus about this 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2374 Are you kidding? We're going to LOVE forty days of raining and flooding! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2375 We asked for the water cabin, but there seems to be a booking problem. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2376 We'd rather Roe than Wade. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2377 If you had just sent us an invitation we would have politely declined, but you did not, so here we are now. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2378 Yes, we CAN swim. But we can't turn down a buffet. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2379 No thank you. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2380 It's up to you, but the sharks didn't wanna go either 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2381 Hey buddy, we actually want to die. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2382 Oh, sure. Now you get hungry. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2383 I don't mean to carp, but as fish, wouldn't we be better off in the flood than on a boat? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2384 No, no, this ark is for the flood, not the drought. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2385 We think our chances for survival are better if we stay off the ark. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2386 We can help when the flood comes, Noah. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2387 Thanks for the offer but since our days are numbered anyway, please take another pair. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2388 I want to speak to your boss 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2389 I hope this isn't another Two-fer Tuesday at Long John Silver's. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2390 Is this about the flood or is your wife inventing gefilte fish? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2391 You're in over your head. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2392 Get some glasses Old man...can't you see we are both boys! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2393 Get off the ramp.” -Noa 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2394 Don't worry about it. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2395 I couldn't help but notice you didn't bring two snakes. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2396 How about taking two fun-loving fish just for the halibut? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2397 I told you the Sermon on the Mount was the other direction! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2398 We’re actually siblings. We refuse to do that. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2399 There could be a problem—we thought this was an all-gay cruise. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2400 We want to see the pool first. 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
2401 Let me get this straight: you rescued us from water, are releasing us on land, and we're supposed to be grateful? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2402 Call me old school but what ever happened to plenty fish in the sea? 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2403 You're boarding us up the supply ramp? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2404 I have a feeling no one will ever believe this really happened 1.2093 0.05990 86 74 6 6
2405 The fish ladder looks promising, but can we wait for the flood? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2406 The loaves and fishes story comes later. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2407 Noah, can you spare a little water, just for the halibut? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2408 Too bad they’re going to miss their Columbia River spawn. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2409 For once can you think for yourself, Noah? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2410 We’ll get in only if you don’t serve salmon burgers 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2411 Be reasonable Noah, the only way we will ever go forth and multiply is in the flood! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2412 Just a flood? Now you tell me. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2413 Noah,I know you mean well, But if there is a flood… We’ll be OK… We’re fish!!! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2414 The stick is extra luggage sir ! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2415 Good job, buddy. You just made lox extinct. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2416 My feeling is, you’re going to need a bigger ark. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2417 We're being bumped?!! What are the alternative accommodations? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2418 So the popular Noah finally gets around to inviting us to dinner... 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2419 But you promised us the Arc of the Moral Universe. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2420 Carpe Diem - eh Noah? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2421 OK! How about this? If there aren't five loaves here in the next five minutes, you put us back in the water. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2422 To be honest,I think we'd have been better off outside. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2423 Sure, we could swim alongside you, but we know you have a heated pool in there. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2424 What, the rain wasn’t enough water to keep you happy? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2425 We're feet away from entering the ark. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2426 Noah,we’ve got a problem. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2427 I kept saying this makes no sense, and she kept saying 'All inclusive.' 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2428 It's holy mackerel to you! 1.2083 0.05719 96 83 6 7
2429 We’re hungry and we heard you’re the guy in charge of feeding everyone… 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2430 You know, Noah, I don’t think this ark idea has legs. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2431 We've decided to sit this one out. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2432 But we really need a pool> 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2433 You said you were going to save us, right? Save? Because it sounded a little like you said savor at first and we just want to be clear about it. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2434 Trust us, if you're on a mission from God, you need angelfish. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2435 What’s with this two-by-two business? We can’t get on without the rest of our polycule. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2436 They said "one fish, two fish" but nothing about "red fish" or "blue fish." 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2437 Do you have a pool on this boat? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2438 We literally wouldn’t be able to breathe, otherwise we’d totally come. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2439 We’re goin’ Upstream, Cabbie 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2440 I think the whole "Chicken of the Sea" thing has him confused. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2441 You do have a fish tank; don't you?" 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2442 Looks like you got it backwards boss 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2443 Where’s the swimming pool? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2444 All I’m saying, is that after swimming upstream all the way here, an escalator would have been nice. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2445 There's no pool in your boat. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2446 Take me to the river,Drop me in the water 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2447 Pairs, really? You should know I’m an introvert 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
2448 Did you also pack two bagels? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2449 So, this is my couisin Miguel. You left my wife behind. We think you should learn biology. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2450 Did He say 'two talking fish' specifically? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2451 Is this really necessary? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2452 We got Caught up . 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2453 WE REALLY NEED THE NO=SMOKING SECTION 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2454 Oh Noah you're not leaving without us!" 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2455 What am I, chopped liver ? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2456 Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2457 Of all the fish in the sea, why did you pair me up with this one? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2458 The beginning of diversity, equity, and inclusion... 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2459 Fish out of water, fish out of water…. Does that mean anything to you Good Shepherd? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2460 We are not used to freshwater 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2461 I’m so glad we landed on Gillsagain Island. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2462 Just put us back in the water, we'll meet you after you land! 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2463 We don’t mind no stinken flood! 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2464 This is typical. It’s killing me that he doesn’t realize we love water. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2465 I ‘m telling you “she’s not my type” 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2466 No thanks. Haven't you heard of the expression "fish out of water?" 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2467 We're doin' very well right where we are, thank you!" 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2468 End of the world… yeah right, guy thinks he’s Poseidon or something. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2469 ‘A pair of fish shall pass’, right? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2470 Thanks, but no tanks. 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
2471 You don't feel bad about all those humans God will let drown? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2472 Does the word overzealous mean anything to you? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2473 You thought getting here was hard? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2474 Thanks for the invite, Noah, but we’d really rather just swim behind the Ark. 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2475 We stopped flying Boeing. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2476 Oh God. Now I really need a drink. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2477 We think there's been a typo...don't you want two asses? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2478 We´re Plan B 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2479 Where’s your partner? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2480 I wanted her sister, not HER! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2481 Please put us in separate cabins so I won’t have to listen to anymore carping. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2482 Listen, if you keep on insisting we come inside, I'm going to begin to think you have ulterior motives. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2483 We’ll swim when hell floods over! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2484 we aren’t selFISH we’re salmon 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2485 i thought you were bringing the bread 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2486 We're cool staying here, save the space for another couple. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2487 God's a pescatarian, isn't he?! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2488 We're lungfish, buddy, give us a break. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2489 Get on the boat he said. It will be fun he said. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2490 Fine if that’s your religion, evolution is ours. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2491 The grizzly bears put you up to this, didn't they? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2492 Sorry guys. We're already filled to the "gills"! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2493 Well, you have had some crazy ideas too! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2494 Glad you enjoyed your 40 days and nights in our bilge accommodations. Now, just over there, take the chariot to the stream. Then 10 miles down, connect to the river, and the Black Sea is at the end of the line. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2495 I don't think he's getting this whole rain thing. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2496 Unlike your sheep,Fish are high maintenance. I suggest you throw us back in. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2497 We were fine the way we were! 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2498 Noah: you messed up. That’s my brother. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2499 Our seats are too close to the Grizzlies. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2500 Hey! What about us? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2501 Thanks, but we'll be all right. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2502 Because we (can) swim, we shoulda been first! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2503 Hadn't you ever heard of 'catch & release'? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2504 Yeah, thanks, but we'll be okay. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2505 No, we don't have any private rooms suites, and If you give me that attitude you will go to the maybes with the unicorns 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
2506 But the website said there would be a pool. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2507 Hey buddy, we were supposed to be joining three loaves of bread!” 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
2508 We requested a ladder, not a ramp. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2509 You might want to rethink this, Noah. Like relatives, we start to stink after five days. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2510 ... and we deeply resent being listed on the passenger manifest as ‘Mr. and Mrs. Lox’! 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2511 Are you sure we're passengers and not dinner? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2512 Listen, pal. I don't know what kind of scam you're running here, but why is our fish tank in the bagel aisel??? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2513 Why did you get me out of water for? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2514 If it's a short trip, we should be able to make it. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2515 You are not bringing bears are you? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2516 I'm not going with her. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2517 If you don't put us back, we'll tell God. He likes us so much he'll make dozens more of us and mess up your idiotic fairytale. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2518 I'm not being picky, it's a pretty popular saying." 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2519 Sorry, I was just following orders, guys. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2520 Okay, you were right, we shouldn't have paid for early boarding. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2521 We're talking about a worldwide flood, do we really need to do this? 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2522 Excuse me, but we can manage during a flood VERY well, thank you! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2523 No need, we'll catch our own ride. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2524 Can you point us to baggage claim? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2525 You really couldn’t have picked us up along the way? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2526 I know what I said, but I really want those five loaves 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2527 Red Fish Blue Fish are right behind us. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2528 I am not spending the rest of my life with him. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2529 Him and that darn hook!!! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2530 Hey, this is not all about mammals! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2531 No, really: We are looking forward to the flood. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2532 So Noah, what do you have planned for me and my sister? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2533 And we thought, 'Hey, we're not that old. We should give this amphibian thing a try.' But if we're being honest, we miss the whole water part. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2534 A flood, you say? And God told you that we’re supposed to ride it out in the kitchen? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2535 The email went to King Salmon, not King Solomon! 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2536 Uh-oh, I think were on a cedar plank? 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2537 Can you blame us? You’re the one who decided to bring two worms. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2538 No offense, but I think we’ll take our chances with the flood. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2539 What do you mean we are not on the guest list? 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2540 Before you start let me remind you of the biblical story about the five loaves and two fish. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2541 We're from the inclusion and diversity office... 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2542 Man that was a long ride! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2543 Noah,do you have a ladder handy that we can use to enter the Ark? We don't do ramps. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2544 There is "instant water"on the ark. just add water 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2545 You're telling me this boat ain't headed upstream!? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2546 She said, “Only if you are the last fish left in the sea,” and so here we are. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2547 Sorry, we mistook your ramp for upstream. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2548 Our excursions were canceled because of an act of God? 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2549 Put us back. We'll just follow you there. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2550 So this is a literal story arc. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
2551 I told you we should have signed up to bring the loaves! 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2552 I'm not going in there. It stinks! 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
2553 You'll hear from my lawyers! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2554 Is this your best alternative to a conveyor belt ?! 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
2555 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, so climb in this tub? - we gotta ask why 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2556 Life on the arc: Fish. Breakfast, lunch & dinner. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2557 No one's ever seen anything like it. It's tremendously wet in terms of water. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2558 We were hoping for a water bed. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2559 The Ark is not the only thing out of water. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2560 You are always one to succumb to bait and switch. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2561 Is it too late to sign up for swimming with the sharks excursion? 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
2562 Feels punitive. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2563 Do you have a room with a bath? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2564 We hear that you still have room in the bilge. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2565 Did he get the memo about the flood? 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2566 Sure, you're up on your perch watching us flounder while we just work for scale. Well, we don't give a fin. You'll be in the dock for this. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2567 We thought we’d break tradition. We’’re thrilled at the idea of seeing our grandchildren. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2568 Where’s the red fish and the blue fish? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2569 This is what happens when you don't review your bulk-mailing list. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2570 Do we look like we can march? 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2571 Our names certainly are on the list, sir. Please check again. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2572 Hey pal, don’t even think of putting us next to the Grizzlies! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2573 How much longer before it rains? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2574 In the future would you talk to us before parting the sea; this creates an uncomfortable situation 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2575 We may have the same last name but we’re different species. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2576 We've been here since Moses parted the water. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2577 We’re not getting in until we’re completely tanked. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2578 We prefer to travel first class, not coach! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2579 And then she said ‘I wouldn’t sleep with you even if you were the last fish on earth’ 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2580 We don't mind going on board of this Ark, but we are convinced that we have more chance to survive when we stay in the sea. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2581 Let me get this straight: you want us to sleep in the galley? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2582 Yeah ! We ate them five loaves ! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2583 Whoa dude! We're outta here! Placing us next to the two grizzlies is a tad counterintuitive, don't you think? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2584 Ever heard the saying, 'Leave well enough alone'? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2585 I don’t mean to carp, but I swiped left on his Tinder profile. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2586 Haven't you got a ladder? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2587 We live "in the water" not out of it 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2588 Trust me. If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2589 Do you mind telling me why there's a sushi bar on the ark? 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2590 Give us time - we're about to evolve legs. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2591 is there a pool on this cruise ship? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2592 We want the executive suite, or there's no deal. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2593 Sorry buddy -- no girls, no entry. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2594 What do you got to drink around here? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2595 Got any bread? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2596 But, we’re fish! 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2597 Sorry, dude, we were hungry and ate the 5 loaves! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2598 AI, AI, what the heck is this? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2599 Are there any cabins left near the pool 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2600 Where are you going? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2601 Pisces, reservation for duality 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2602 With all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with her? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2603 Keep us away from those damn grizzly bears! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2604 Cooped up with her? Let me take my chances with the flood. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2605 Water please 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2606 Thank God He gave us legs! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2607 you heard us. Get the grizzly off the boat or we're gonna jump into the water and enjoy the flood 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2608 We're sorry,but during the actual flood our prices for consulting services will increase slightly. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2609 Water is a guarantee, right? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2610 Hey, Noah; boss wants to know how do you drown a fish? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2611 We appreciate the offer, but we’d like to give our room to those dinosaurs over there. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2612 You know, we could’ve just swam here. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2613 Why not? I heard you brought a whole tray of salmon aboard! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2614 We were planning on heading upstream once the rain started. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2615 You divided the Red Sea and we haven’t seen our family for years. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2616 Geez Noah. We appreciate the ride but the flood was never really an issue for us. 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
2617 Don’t you get it? We like the flood! 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2618 Don’t shoot the messenger. Take it up with He who must be obeyed. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2619 I was told that we should stay hydrated. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2620 Do you guys really need refuge from THE SEA??? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2621 This Speaker of the House gig is going to be harder than I thought. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2622 You call this a salmon ladder? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2623 what kind of cruise doesn't include day trips? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2624 Is this a bait-and-switch scheme? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2625 Were you building this thing when God was handing out brains? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2626 End of the world? Seems more like the beginning to me. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2627 Sorry, I think we both slept past our stop. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2628 Is the ark locally sourced? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2629 You expect us to believe a flood is coming and you can’t even give us a tank with water in it? 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2630 Some 'Miraculous' catch of fish this is. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2631 Did the two of you eat the loaves? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2632 And this affects us how? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2633 No sea creatures? Get ready for a flood of lawsuits, pal. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2634 ‘Carp-e diem!’ you said. NOW what 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2635 Which way to the infinity pool? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2636 Don't think we didn't see them loading bagels in the back! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2637 Give me a minute to think about tonight's menu. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2638 Mightier than the waves of the sea :-D <3 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2639 Should we bring him on board? Are the humans even worth saving? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2640 She's a Speckled Trout and I'm a Sockeye Salmon, with Chickenpox.” 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2641 Look, if you want us to make it through the whole trip, then you’ve simply got to find us a smoking cabin. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2642 What do you mean we can’t SEE the manager? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2643 Sabbath Trial 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2644 We heard you noah guy that can tuna fish 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2645 rules are rules 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2646 Now I have to build a god damn fish tank, too??? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2647 Where's the water? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2648 I wonder what BOGO means. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2649 Hold on a sec, why are you putting us in the galley? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2650 Ya know, there are plenty more fish in the sea. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2651 OK, we’ll help you with the photo op, but as soon as it starts raining, we’re out of here. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2652 We're strivers. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2653 What do you mean we’ll “just end up on the menu?” 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2654 Sorry if you were squished like a can of sardines. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2655 Having fish tacos on the buffet menu, was in bad taste' 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2656 Flooding is no problem for us. Can you drop us upstream to spawn? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2657 Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll be better on our own now that the rainy season is here! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2658 Do you have any qualifications other than being a man? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2659 Our house flooded. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2660 I’m not sure this is necessary 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2661 This is just classic Osteichthyes discrimination Sir!! 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2662 You couldn't wait another two million years? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2663 You know we can swim, right? Is that soy sauce in your other hand? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2664 How long will it take to get our sea legs? 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
2665 Moses or no Moses, we're doomed outta water. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2666 Me and the Missus liked it better when it was raining. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2667 You’re taking this white savior thing a little too far, bro. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2668 He’s a male. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2669 File this under "Unclear on the concept." 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2670 Rainbow trout. Nice! 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2671 We’d really appreciate a ride upstream this year 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2672 Noah, don’t forget our wooden plaque mounts and extra AA batteries! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2673 We're FISH, you could have left us behind. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2674 But we paid extra! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2675 Maybe you should pay more attention to your Groupon account. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2676 Have you seen the size of those falls? Not happening. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2677 It is time to bait or cut fish.... 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2678 Catfished? Whaddya mean we got catfished? 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2679 The ventilation is terrible, it smells fishy. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
2680 You know she’s my sister, don’t you? 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2681 Before we debark, is it possible to get another complimentary bottle of water? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2682 Pssst, don't tell him we're spawning. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2683 If our quarters will be the ship's bathroom sink, we'll take our chances in the flood. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2684 You've got cats, you've got seals...we'll take our chances with the water. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2685 Hey man, you ignorant of the expression: like a fish out of water? Being with the wife doesn’t make it any better. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2686 Sod off, we're going back in the water. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2687 We live in the water, smart guy! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2688 The others don't want us aboard. They say we're always carping. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2689 We don't need no stinkin' ark! But make sure you take the eagles, bears and bagel makers with you. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2690 You told us there would be plenty of fish in the sea! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2691 Please just leave us in the water Noah. He wants you to change your "Locks"…not your "Lox". 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2692 You really haven't thought this through. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2693 We paid for a boat with a pool. Give us back our deposit. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2694 And on the sixth day God created pescatarians” 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2695 We 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2696 Hey, Moses, did you ever hear the phrase ‘like a fish outta water?’ 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2697 We’re not going if you keep us on the poop deck 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2698 The flood's made of water"?! Oh, so I guess if a flood of land was coming you wouldn't be scared 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2699 Does the phrase "a fish out of water" ring a bell, Noah? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2700 We refuse to come aboard unless you bring two loaves. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2701 OK, you take two of every species. But, we like water! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2702 What, we're supposed to skip a free cruise? 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2703 So what happened to the dang loaves?? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2704 And who made you the gatekeeper? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2705 Seriously? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2706 Get a grip man. Flood or no flood, we'd rather stay in the water! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2707 No,we're not going to roe your boat! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2708 Hey Noah, thanks anyway but we won't need to be protected from the flood. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2709 We’ll just take our chances… 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2710 Sorry, but we're thinking earth may be better off without you. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2711 I'm a hermaphrodite. You don't actually have to take him too. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2712 You'd better have a pond in there! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2713 We weren’t sure we would be welcome. We feel like fish out of water. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2714 I don’t know, man, this flood stuff sounds pretty good to me. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2715 No buffets? I’m already dreading this cruise. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2716 I said "LOCKS" for the doors 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2717 We don’t believe that the early bird got both of our worms. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2718 We’d rather sleep outside! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2719 We're not boarding until you ditch the bagels 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2720 Don’t need to force your agenda on us. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2721 How about a "heads up" when we were still on the water? 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2722 I need salt water,He wants fresh 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2723 Wouldn't it be easier for everybody if we just meet you there? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2724 Explain this to me like I'm 5. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2725 I learned in school not to get on a boat with a stranger. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2726 Seriously? Water, water everywhere and not a drop to ... No really. Seriously? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2727 You should have left us with the unicorns. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2728 If we say we are are gay, can we bring two more friends? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2729 Oooo, it’s Friday Fish Night!” 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2730 hey Noah, this ark thing really isn't for us. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2731 What do you mean, you're sold out? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2732 Let 'em all drown, Noah. Then we can evolve into land animals. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2733 I know you’ve got a job to do, but quite frankly a flood is not a big deal to us. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
2734 Thanks anyway, we're happy where we were. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2735 Well, this sucks. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2736 Just the bathtub. You’ll still have the whole outdoor shower. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2737 There's something a little fishy about this trip. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2738 I need to talk to someone about our accommodations. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2739 We're puzzled why fish should join and why you want us with the bears. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2740 I really don’t want to put your job at risk, but she’s just not that into me. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2741 370 days on the water , and you're leaving us here? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2742 What do mean, Only for guys with lungs? That is really racist! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2743 Don't ask me, we booked this on line. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2744 I'm staying in the water and at the end we'll see who was right. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2745 I think there’s been a mistake, our tickets were for Noah’s Ark-quarium 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2746 We’d prefer to take our chance on the flood” 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2747 If we’re gonna teach man how to fish we’re gonna need more than two. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2748 An ounce of prevention … 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2749 To be frank, we had planned on alternative transportation. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2750 Come along for the ride, He said 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2751 You brought bagels?! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2752 Blub blub blub-blub! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2753 I told you to stay in the ballast with the rest of the invasive species 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2754 We’re gonna need a room with ocean view 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2755 Of course we don’t NEED to get on, but we’ve been looking forward to a couples’ getaway for ages. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2756 We don't like our odds out in the rainwater. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2757 Whose brilliant idea was this? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2758 Nice try Mr. Noah but we know we’re dinner. 1.1984 0.04066