Contest #889 Summary

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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You say ‘flood’ like it’s a bad thing.	1.7545	0.01061	5633	2646	1724	1263
1	Why don’t we just meet you there?	1.7544	0.02456	1026	474	330	222
2	You took us out of school for this?	1.7471	0.01567	2681	1307	745	629
3	Don’t tell me you already have two talking fish.	1.7457	0.02077	1522	742	425	355
4	Being on cedar planks makes us really uncomfortable.	1.7338	0.01593	2592	1289	704	599
5	What the hell is a flood?	1.7241	0.02121	1497	767	376	354
6	This must be your first flood.	1.7196	0.01385	3131	1502	1005	624
7	What do you mean we'd be useful on Fridays?	1.7166	0.01812	1948	977	546	425
8	' No, really, just leave us behind. Take the unicorns instead.'	1.7119	0.02326	1149	570	340	239
9	Which list are we on, guest or menu?	1.6936	0.01584	2487	1273	703	511
10	Is there a pool?	1.6897	0.02069	1347	662	441	244
11	Yes, we're sushi grade. Why do you ask?	1.6825	0.01894	1647	831	508	308
12	We weren't endangered until a few minutes ago.	1.6792	0.01806	1858	956	542	360
13	I know what God said, but I think we'll be OK.	1.6787	0.01961	1547	788	468	291
14	I saw the bagel and capers. I know what you’re up to.	1.6777	0.02085	1384	711	408	265
15	What, you thought we'd drown?	1.6707	0.02013	1506	789	424	293
16	Thanks, but we’re cool with the flood.	1.6688	0.02268	1102	555	357	190
17	Did you ever stop to think that maybe we were enjoying the flood?	1.6678	0.02515	915	467	285	163
18	Any chance you could leave the grizzly bears behind?	1.6656	0.02472	918	462	301	155
19	Forty days of floods? Are you kidding, Noah? That's our wet dream.	1.6603	0.01997	1560	840	410	310
20	Just because it's policy doesn't mean it makes sense.	1.6590	0.02214	1173	605	363	205
21	You do know that trying to rescue us from a huge body of water is kind of weird, right?	1.6580	0.01883	1696	899	478	319
22	Trust us, we'll be fine out here. And after few days, you're really not going to want us in there.	1.6562	0.01818	1745	906	533	306
23	Can you give us a hand? We're floundering here.	1.6559	0.01902	1584	820	489	275
24	We’ll meet you there.	1.6555	0.01659	2154	1137	622	395
25	We’ll take our chances with the flood if that’s alright with you	1.6519	0.01852	1675	874	510	291
26	All this so you can spread our descendants on bagels?	1.6516	0.01772	1943	1049	522	372
27	Let me guess - the cats suggested you bring us.	1.6514	0.01679	2111	1124	599	388
28	Really? Do you do everything He tells you?	1.6459	0.01722	1957	1037	576	344
29	I think we’ll take our chances.”	1.6418	0.01642	2049	1064	655	330
30	We would like a cabin with an open porthole.	1.6321	0.01886	1571	834	481	256
31	How about we skip the ark and just meet up with you at Mount Ararat in a few weeks.	1.6320	0.01812	1685	890	525	270
32	Psalmon 8:8	1.6304	0.01910	1591	864	451	276
33	How do you expect us to get on board, evolve?	1.6293	0.01985	1470	799	417	254
34	Wait, there’s a flood coming, and you want us to get IN the boat?	1.6286	0.01510	2943	1736	564	643
35	Bears and eagles also? You know what, I'll take my chances at home.	1.6261	0.01917	1503	801	463	239
36	Thanks for thinking of us, but in the next testament I understand we're on the menu with loaves of bread.	1.6235	0.02024	1445	802	385	258
37	We were told that there would be water.	1.6168	0.01692	1926	1041	582	303
38	C’mon,man. Fish gotta swim.	1.6163	0.01927	1509	823	442	244
39	He's farmed and I'm wild. Choose wisely.	1.6162	0.02005	1433	793	397	243
40	Just take us, we can evolve into everything else	1.6158	0.02552	885	490	245	150
41	You DO know that we actually prefer the flood.	1.6043	0.02226	1107	609	327	171
42	You almost convinced me, and then I saw the pair of pelicans	1.5971	0.02387	958	532	280	146
43	The cats invited us.	1.5953	0.01810	1616	887	496	233
44	We left a few thousand eggs in steerage	1.5941	0.01837	1552	849	484	219
45	We'll take our chances with the deluge.	1.5862	0.01970	1276	689	426	161
46	Is the flood fresh or salt water?	1.5862	0.01895	1416	774	454	188
47	The Greatest flood in our lives, then you come along and try to help!	1.5851	0.02197	1104	618	326	160
48	On the contrary! We’re getting off because we believe your story.”	1.5788	0.02037	1422	845	331	246
49	But it’s our anniversary and I promised her a cruise!	1.5782	0.02086	1240	706	351	183
50	You realize that after 3 days we start to smell.	1.5771	0.02069	1265	723	354	188
51	Is there a pool on board?	1.5631	0.02073	1204	689	352	163
52	You sure we can't just meet you there?	1.5619	0.02133	1187	694	319	174
53	You know it's a flood, right?	1.5592	0.02179	1089	627	315	147
54	Planks make us nervous.	1.5583	0.02099	1157	663	342	152
55	You do realize we can swim, right?	1.5579	0.02231	1097	649	284	164
56	Have the bears boarded yet?	1.5575	0.02097	1105	621	352	132
57	Just what is it you're supposedly saving us from, again?	1.5575	0.02342	1053	640	239	174
58	That's right, we are the holy mackerel."	1.5573	0.02368	1073	665	218	190
59	We'll just meet you there.	1.5555	0.02224	1073	629	292	152
60	Don't say anything. Let's see how long it takes before it dawns on him.	1.5554	0.02272	1046	618	275	153
61	But isn’t a flood just more water?	1.5534	0.02668	759	450	198	111
62	“Yo Papi, is that your plus one?”	1.5522	0.02506	1072	708	136	228
63	You're only bringing two worms?	1.5454	0.02383	959	578	239	142
64	A flood? Throw us back . We’ll take our chances.	1.5443	0.02367	948	566	248	134
65	On second thought, we’ll go it on our own.	1.5397	0.02461	832	489	237	106
66	No, we are not 'like fish out of water' . We ARE fish out of water.	1.5373	0.02540	845	516	204	125
67	Are you trying to be ironic?	1.5357	0.02607	743	440	208	95
68	I'm Mahi, and this is my wife Mahi.	1.5352	0.02513	852	519	210	123
69	Yet you'll be first to complain your fish is dry.	1.5347	0.02821	808	535	114	159
70	We were fine with the flood	1.5336	0.02428	834	490	243	101
71	Let my people flow.	1.5296	0.02615	761	461	197	103
72	Yes, we have reservations. Lots of them.	1.5284	0.02754	704	432	172	100
73	A flood is literally what we have been praying for!	1.5250	0.02776	739	469	152	118
74	I'm not repopulating the planet with him even if he is the last fish in the ocean.	1.5248	0.04279	303	190	67	46
75	I don't care what God told you, we were fine.	1.5220	0.02614	772	476	189	107
76	This is my sister you idiot.	1.5207	0.02785	699	437	160	102
77	Yes, there’s a problem. You have us next to the bears.	1.5198	0.02759	683	420	171	92
78	Hey, we're salmon. There's bears in there. We'll just wait for the flood.	1.5196	0.02594	741	448	201	92
79	You’re making a mistake of biblical proportions.	1.5193	0.02719	726	453	169	104
80	We didn’t need to be saved. We had it right the first time	1.5192	0.02693	728	451	176	101
81	Flood? Some bears told us to get on board to avoid a drought.	1.5175	0.02717	684	417	180	87
82	Um...we won't survive the Flood, why?	1.5172	0.02720	696	428	176	92
83	I know, we're fish, but she always wanted to take a cruise.	1.5159	0.02755	661	403	175	83
84	Well, MY God told me that a global flood would be my reward for a lifetime of piety and spiritual devotion.	1.5152	0.02920	689	450	123	116
85	We don't think that it will be necessary. We'll be fine.	1.5128	0.02753	587	343	187	57
86	Wouldn't it be better if we waited outside?	1.5122	0.02920	617	386	146	85
87	Yo, Dude. Have you REALLY thought this through?	1.5114	0.02776	657	405	168	84
88	We're not as worried about a little rain as you might think.	1.5104	0.02619	676	403	201	72
89	Can you drop us off upstream?	1.5095	0.02689	683	418	182	83
90	It's because we're atheists, right?	1.5091	0.02928	605	378	146	81
91	‘Nah, we’ll take our chances in the floodwater’	1.5063	0.02721	636	384	182	70
92	Are we dinner guests or dinner?	1.5049	0.03049	513	312	143	58
93	Think about this for a minute…	1.5045	0.02800	660	415	157	88
94	Besides the obvious, Nobrains, can’t you tell two males when you see them	1.5026	0.02999	571	359	137	75
95	So, this God who told you to build an ark, is this the same God who told you to eat fish on Friday?	1.5026	0.03169	573	378	102	93
96	You have your bible stories mixed up there, Noah. We're supposed to help Jesus feed the masses.	1.5017	0.02959	594	376	138	80
97	It's simply not reasonable that you expect us to represent all fish.	1.5000	0.02804	602	368	167	67
98	Please seat us away from the bears.	1.4966	0.02743	590	354	179	57
99	Did we mention we like water?	1.4949	0.02951	586	372	138	76
100	Okay if we just swim along and meet you on the other side?	1.4941	0.03037	510	314	140	56
101	We think we'll just swim there.	1.4939	0.02809	577	351	167	59
102	A little critical thinking is all we ask, buddy.	1.4934	0.03052	529	332	133	64
103	Of course we're going to complain. We're carp.	1.4909	0.03077	552	356	121	75
104	And besides the obvious, that's my sister!	1.4908	0.03054	542	345	128	69
105	Are you sure we need to be saved from a flood?	1.4884	0.03064	518	326	131	61
106	I’m getting my parables all mixed up…are you here for the ark or the miracle of the loaves and fishes stunt?	1.4861	0.03078	539	347	122	70
107	I think we’re in the wrong Testament.	1.4860	0.03171	500	320	117	63
108	I’m fine with a flood.	1.4856	0.03174	486	308	120	58
109	This may not be the best plan	1.4842	0.03044	475	290	140	45
110	There is no way seating us next to the grizzlies was an accident!	1.4824	0.02916	539	335	148	56
111	But you do see the irony right?	1.4805	0.03234	487	316	108	63
112	Let me get this straight. You lured us out of the water because a flood is coming and you want us to stay INSIDE the boat?	1.4752	0.03220	505	334	102	69
113	You're being way too literal Noah.	1.4750	0.03006	480	296	140	44
114	As far as we’re concerned, it can’t start raining soon enough.	1.4748	0.03322	457	298	101	58
115	Don't you think this whole 2 by 2 ark story sounds fishy ?	1.4748	0.03253	436	275	115	46
116	Frankly, forty days and nights of torrential rain in the South of France sounds pretty damn good right now.	1.4739	0.03513	422	279	86	57
117	so what is wrong with a flood?	1.4717	0.03094	494	316	123	55
118	Hey listen, with your reputation you can feed 5000 with just him. Let me go.	1.4698	0.03332	447	292	100	55
119	We'd like an exit row.	1.4676	0.03224	447	286	113	48
120	There have been a lot of grumblings about this seating chart of yours. For one, we're in between the bears and the pelicans.	1.4672	0.03475	381	243	98	40
121	It’s interesting that you think this is necessary	1.4670	0.03467	394	254	96	44
122	Thanks but no thanks. We'll swim.	1.4668	0.03473	407	266	92	49
123	You didn't think this through.	1.4634	0.03324	423	273	104	46
124	How about we meet you there?	1.4632	0.03419	421	277	93	51
125	We’re out of our element here, we’re not catholic.	1.4630	0.03245	460	301	105	54
126	Forty days of rain and you couldn't provide a water slide to exit?	1.4617	0.03386	418	273	97	48
127	What’s a flood?	1.4615	0.03497	403	266	88	49
128	It's a flood, we're fish, what part of this are you not getting?	1.4594	0.03469	431	291	82	58
129	The salmon told us to request a "no smoking" section	1.4589	0.03577	414	282	74	58
130	Are these cedar planks?	1.4589	0.03318	438	288	99	51
131	A flood sounds pretty good right about now.	1.4581	0.03332	430	282	99	49
132	We’d like a cabin away from the bears.	1.4577	0.03338	426	279	99	48
133	How about this? We'll ride if you swim.	1.4577	0.03264	402	254	112	36
134	What exactly are you saving us from?	1.4568	0.03689	370	248	75	47
135	Noah, have you really thought this through?	1.4538	0.03564	379	251	84	44
136	I think we’ll just take our chances.	1.4525	0.03478	400	266	87	47
137	You can't pack us in there like sardines.	1.4518	0.03481	394	261	88	45
138	Ok, the first miracle was that we are talking fish.	1.4517	0.03425	414	276	89	49
139	We were given strict instructions not to appear until five loaves were also present.	1.4510	0.03392	408	269	94	45
140	You can see the irony here, correct?	1.4504	0.03605	373	249	80	44
141	You do know that we can swim, right?	1.4499	0.03694	369	250	72	47
142	You're trying to save us from a flood? Seriously?	1.4496	0.03657	387	265	70	52
143	Dude, we were fine.	1.4484	0.03586	397	271	74	52
144	Trust me, the Flood won’t be a problem for us.	1.4468	0.03482	376	247	90	39
145	Cedar planks? And was that two bags of charcoal I saw go in ahead of us?	1.4462	0.03670	390	270	66	54
146	We appreciate you including us but we’d rather take our chances in the flood.	1.4459	0.03537	388	261	81	46
147	So that's it? With millions of fish to choose from you pick my ex!	1.4455	0.03857	330	223	67	40
148	Can't we just follow the boat?	1.4444	0.03247	414	269	106	39
149	I smell bears. I think I'll take my chances with the flood.	1.4441	0.03817	340	231	67	42
150	Why did we see two jars of tartar sauce being loaded?	1.4436	0.03736	381	266	61	54
151	You just loaded the bears. We'll take our chances on the flood.	1.4435	0.03649	372	253	73	46
152	Why are our beds filled with shaved ice and located on the buffet?	1.4435	0.03747	372	258	63	51
153	Is your plan supposed to save us from drowning?	1.4433	0.03713	379	263	64	52
154	We are a bit concerned about your Friday menu.	1.4431	0.03479	413	282	79	52
155	You've seriously never heard of holy mackerel?	1.4427	0.03639	384	264	70	50
156	If you wanted it to float you should have shut the door.	1.4416	0.03726	351	238	71	42
157	Cedar planks? Not funny, Noah.	1.4413	0.03650	358	241	76	41
158	On the whole, we'd rather be in the flood.	1.4409	0.03402	372	242	96	34
159	Can we speak to the manager about the lack of freshwater accommodations?!?	1.4406	0.03423	345	220	98	27
160	And for future reference, we don't really like the idea of parting the sea either!	1.4401	0.04004	334	235	51	48
161	What part of “We LIKE water” didn’t you get?	1.4400	0.03526	375	251	83	41
162	We would like a spot in the no smoking section.	1.4396	0.03688	364	249	70	45
163	This no-fish policy feels very anti-antediluvian.	1.4394	0.03364	371	240	99	32
164	Actually, it’s ‘fish’, not ‘fishes’.	1.4393	0.03698	346	233	74	39
165	Sashimi for dinner? Really Noah?	1.4377	0.03496	361	238	88	35
166	But we love the flood!	1.4371	0.03499	334	215	92	27
167	We're leaving. We just think all the gloom and doom in there about sea levels rising is overblown.	1.4371	0.03575	334	218	86	30
168	Well, the invitation could have been more specific.	1.4369	0.03799	325	219	70	36
169	We'll go with you, but you have to bring us back upstream.	1.4359	0.03612	351	235	79	37
170	You haven't really given this much thought, have you?	1.4356	0.03595	365	247	77	41
171	Relax. We’re holy mackerels.	1.4354	0.03873	333	230	61	42
172	Zero stars for accessibility.	1.4342	0.03529	380	258	79	43
173	It’s a flood! Leave us alone.	1.4334	0.03469	383	258	84	41
174	The wife wants to ride it out.	1.4325	0.03458	363	240	89	34
175	Why did you refer to us as "rations?"	1.4325	0.03608	363	247	75	41
176	Why does our holding tank smell like lemon butter?	1.4317	0.04013	315	220	54	41
177	I'd rather drown than spend another long cruise with her.	1.4317	0.03745	322	216	73	33
178	Didn't think this through, did you?	1.4315	0.03868	336	234	59	43
179	Dude,We’ll swim, it smells like a zoo in there.	1.4314	0.03751	350	242	65	43
180	Land animals. You were supposed to take land animals.	1.4309	0.03529	362	243	82	37
181	Forty days and forty nights of rain sound like Heaven to us!	1.4298	0.03690	363	252	66	45
182	We weren't drowning, Noah.	1.4281	0.03814	334	231	63	40
183	We too are antedelusional.	1.4277	0.03783	332	228	66	38
184	Could you drop us off upstream?	1.4277	0.03830	318	217	66	35
185	Out of all the fish in the sea, you had to pick my sister?	1.4276	0.04195	297	211	45	41
186	Hold up…this big disaster of yours is a flood… of water?	1.4274	0.03784	351	246	60	45
187	If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.4273	0.03753	344	238	65	41
188	We don’t need your help.	1.4272	0.03734	323	218	72	33
189	Thanks for the offer, but we've decided to wait for the flood.	1.4263	0.03430	373	250	87	36
190	What do mean there’s only two worms?	1.4257	0.03805	343	240	60	43
191	We’re king salmon, not Solomon.	1.4256	0.03724	336	230	69	37
192	They say you help save soles.	1.4255	0.03637	322	214	79	29
193	I appreciate the Divine Intervention on our behalf, but Natural Selection might work out better for us.	1.4254	0.03933	315	219	58	38
194	Not only that, we're both males.	1.4250	0.03793	360	256	55	49
195	It's a flood Noah,a flood!	1.4248	0.03700	339	232	70	37
196	You're kidding, right?	1.4247	0.03708	332	226	71	35
197	So, are the bears already on board?	1.4244	0.03613	344	233	76	35
198	I question whether this god of yours is truly all-knowing.	1.4242	0.04335	264	185	46	33
199	Please put us next to the vegetarians.	1.4241	0.03739	316	213	72	31
200	It still would've been nice to get an invite!	1.4233	0.03911	300	205	63	32
201	Thanks, but we like our chances with the flood.	1.4227	0.03835	317	218	64	35
202	Thanks SO much for saving us from water. You really Noah lot about animals, don’t you?	1.4215	0.03688	325	220	73	32
203	We’d rather take our chances with the flood.”	1.4203	0.03810	295	198	70	27
204	Hey, pal, you screwed up. I'm a sockeye, he's a coho. We don't even SWIM together!	1.4203	0.03958	295	203	60	32
205	We’re concerned about the smoking section.	1.4199	0.03738	331	228	67	36
206	We're both dudes, Noah.	1.4198	0.03594	343	233	76	34
207	Deluxe cruise!" it said. "Reservations are flooding in!" it said. "Oy vey!	1.4196	0.04234	255	175	53	27
208	I’m a Coelacanth. She’s a Coelacanth. You’re gonna want to take us with you. Trust me.	1.4195	0.03721	298	198	75	25
209	C'mon, man-know your species! You had us packed in like sardines.	1.4193	0.03738	322	220	69	33
210	Look, you said a flood, right? I think we'll be ok.	1.4187	0.03630	332	225	75	32
211	We traded with the unicorns.	1.4184	0.04082	294	207	51	36
212	We were told there was a pool.	1.4170	0.03910	271	181	67	23
213	On the third day, we're going to stink.	1.4164	0.03520	377	262	73	42
214	Or maybe we can just follow along behind.	1.4161	0.03731	310	210	71	29
215	He says there's water where we're going!	1.4155	0.03736	296	198	73	25
216	I'm telling you "We won't drown!"	1.4154	0.03735	325	224	67	34
217	We’re not happy with our accommodations.	1.4153	0.03781	301	204	69	28
218	Yes damn it, we are the proverbial fish out of water	1.4135	0.04135	266	184	54	28
219	So, let me see if I have this right, Noah -- it's water you'll be saving us from!?	1.4132	0.03881	317	223	57	37
220	A Friday night what fry?	1.4126	0.03921	286	196	62	28
221	Thanks, but I think we’ll be OK.	1.4118	0.03762	306	209	68	29
222	Last time I ever take Covenant Cruiselines	1.4111	0.04101	253	172	58	23
223	Two month cruise, no kids? We're in.	1.4110	0.03981	292	204	56	32
224	You don't see the irony in this?	1.4104	0.03837	307	213	62	32
225	What part of "there are plenty of fish in the sea" do you not understand?	1.4103	0.03698	329	228	67	34
226	I'm pretty sure that I'm speaking for both of us when I say that I feel like a fish out of water.	1.4097	0.03930	288	199	60	29
227	Whaddya mean there's no pool	1.4096	0.03820	293	200	66	27
228	Thanks, but we're going to take our chances on the flood.	1.4088	0.04108	274	192	52	30
229	Brilliant! Now what?	1.4086	0.03776	301	206	67	28
230	Actually, we’ve been praying for a flood.	1.4085	0.04093	284	201	50	33
231	Seriously, Noah - we like our chances with the flood.	1.4083	0.04040	289	204	52	33
232	We assume there's no smoking allowed.	1.4075	0.04066	292	208	49	35
233	and why would you just "assume" that's my wife?	1.4068	0.03769	295	201	68	26
234	What's this seafood buffet we've been hearing about?	1.4060	0.04059	266	184	56	26
235	Tell the God-father: We want to swim with the fishes!	1.4052	0.04194	269	191	47	31
236	We just want a lift to the Mediterranean.	1.4036	0.03994	275	191	57	27
237	This isn't going to work. She's my sister.	1.4030	0.04019	263	181	58	24
238	Really, you could've just given our tickets to the unicorns.	1.4030	0.04331	263	190	40	33
239	Trust us. This is easier than swimming up waterfalls.	1.4030	0.03894	268	182	64	22
240	Isn't it a little fishy that you want us inside the boat when all the water is going to be on the outside?	1.4028	0.03955	288	202	56	30
241	During the flood, mind if we spawn?	1.4024	0.04078	251	172	57	22
242	We’re holy mackerels!	1.4021	0.04036	286	203	51	32
243	Wait, are these planks cedar?	1.4021	0.03785	286	195	67	24
244	It must be Friday	1.4021	0.03817	286	196	65	25
245	Dude, we know your plans for Friday...	1.4017	0.04305	239	167	48	24
246	We can swim. Save yourself.	1.4016	0.04179	249	173	52	24
247	Something tells me that you didn't think this one through.	1.4015	0.03934	264	180	62	22
248	Schmuck! You shlep us 40 days and 40 nights, only to deposit us on dry land?	1.4015	0.04198	274	197	44	33
249	I don't care if He's "omnipotent," there's been a mistake!	1.4008	0.04319	247	175	45	27
250	You're saving us from the what?	1.4007	0.03951	282	197	57	28
251	What's wrong with a flood, anyway?	1.4007	0.03789	302	210	63	29
252	Well I guess you didn't quite think of everything!	1.4000	0.04067	280	199	50	31
253	Define 'preserve'	1.4000	0.04364	225	156	48	21
254	Next time I sign up for a cruise, I’ll read the fine print!	1.3993	0.03859	288	200	61	27
255	As you describe it, this doesn't sound like our problem.	1.3993	0.04332	268	196	37	35
256	You do know what rain drops are made of?	1.3986	0.03559	276	181	80	15
257	Fish...on a boat, really, Noah?	1.3979	0.04022	284	202	51	31
258	Only two worms? Forget it!	1.3978	0.04155	269	192	47	30
259	We were told this ship had a pool."	1.3978	0.03914	269	185	61	23
260	Check the list again! We're not on the list.	1.3978	0.04221	269	194	43	32
261	Do you have a pool deck?	1.3974	0.04283	234	163	49	22
262	Well, apparently you didn’t think this through, did you?	1.3971	0.03917	272	188	60	24
263	Oops,wrong parable!	1.3964	0.04064	280	200	49	31
264	That sounds like a great plan, Noah, but we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.3963	0.04380	217	150	48	19
265	We've decided to wait for the flood.	1.3963	0.03867	270	185	63	22
266	Golly, it was like a zoo in there	1.3947	0.03978	266	185	57	24
267	Listen, if you keep eating the caviar, we're all screwed!	1.3937	0.04368	221	154	47	20
268	Noah? More like no way	1.3933	0.03747	267	180	69	18
269	''What do you mean there's no pool?"	1.3931	0.03872	262	179	63	20
270	A little help here? It’s not like we have cloven hooves.	1.3931	0.03834	262	178	65	19
271	How come none of the land animals are sprinkled with paprika?	1.3926	0.04297	242	172	45	25
272	If it's all the same to you, we'll swim, thank you.	1.3915	0.04100	258	182	51	25
273	We don't care who He is, we need to speak to your supervisor.	1.3911	0.05092	179	129	30	20
274	No thanks, I think we'll take our chances.	1.3910	0.03938	266	185	58	23
275	All I'm saying is it would have been nice to be asked.	1.3900	0.04415	200	137	48	15
276	I'm pretty sure this isn't necessary.	1.3898	0.04182	254	181	47	26
277	Well it sure looks like a fish ladder.	1.3889	0.04483	216	153	42	21
278	You're probably not too big on evolution, but we were just about ready to crawl onto land, so this flood had really set us back.	1.3887	0.04190	247	175	48	24
279	You really haven’t thought this one through, have you?	1.3882	0.04169	255	182	47	26
280	We'd like to walk.	1.3878	0.03666	294	203	68	23
281	Dude, do you have any idea what we're gonna smell like in 3 days?	1.3870	0.04237	230	161	49	20
282	It’s not just us, Noah — everybody’s saying it: you can cement your place in history if you leave the mosquitoes behind . . .	1.3867	0.04440	256	191	31	34
283	We see it as a sign that salmon are His chosen ones.	1.3866	0.04344	238	171	42	25
284	Seriously, I think we’ll be fine.	1.3855	0.03669	262	176	71	15
285	I think we’ll take our chances, buddy.	1.3852	0.04030	270	193	50	27
286	No really, we don't mind the rain.	1.3846	0.04183	234	164	50	20
287	Have you thought this out?	1.3843	0.04127	255	182	48	25
288	That's right, undocumented.	1.3843	0.04380	229	164	42	23
289	Sometimes you gotta think outside the Ark	1.3840	0.04230	237	168	47	22
290	And THIS is why we’re atheists…	1.3839	0.04671	224	166	30	28
291	No, really, we appreciate the offer Noah, but the Mrs. and I can handle a flood just fine.	1.3837	0.04129	245	173	50	22
292	Thanks but I figure we'll be fine.	1.3834	0.04112	253	180	49	24
293	We survived the last flood just fine, genius!	1.3834	0.04188	253	182	45	26
294	We already feel like fish out of water.'	1.3833	0.04318	227	161	45	21
295	It's a flood. I think we'll be fine.	1.3829	0.04198	222	154	51	17
296	Are we passengers or provisions?	1.3814	0.04365	236	171	40	25
297	Maybe we don’t need a ride, and maybe a guy with two sheep doesn’t need a staff?	1.3807	0.04347	218	154	45	19
298	Can you drop us off on the way?	1.3802	0.03847	263	183	60	20
299	I'm a bit confused why we need to go if a flood is coming.	1.3802	0.04103	263	190	46	27
300	But then I saw the grizzlies and I thought, "Why do fish need to escape a flood?"	1.3794	0.03930	282	203	51	28
301	Flood? We love a flood. You got bears and penguins in there.	1.3793	0.03942	261	184	55	22
302	What in “like a fish out of water” do they not understand ?	1.3789	0.04446	227	165	38	24
303	Worst cruise ever!	1.3785	0.04352	214	151	45	18
304	What’s the catch?	1.3784	0.04382	222	159	42	21
305	You said there'd be water	1.3778	0.04200	225	158	49	18
306	You do realize I'm a fish out of water, right?	1.3772	0.04516	228	168	34	26
307	Don’t worry. We’ll catch up with you.	1.3772	0.04160	228	160	50	18
308	Honestly Noah, I don’t think you’ve thought this through	1.3772	0.04252	228	162	46	20
309	They said we can’t check into our tank until 4pm!	1.3771	0.03971	236	163	57	16
310	Is this where we get legs and stuff?	1.3767	0.04412	223	161	40	22
311	If it gets too crowded you can just throw us overboard...just saying.	1.3766	0.04278	239	173	42	24
312	God gave you a mission but not a brain, apparently.	1.3761	0.04128	234	165	50	19
313	What's 'rain'?	1.3759	0.03909	274	196	53	25
314	We plan to start a school.	1.3755	0.03996	245	172	54	19
315	Holy Mackerel, to be precise…	1.3755	0.04065	253	181	49	23
316	Hey wait, we're good with floods.	1.3750	0.04096	240	170	50	20
317	We're into evolution	1.3750	0.04115	216	149	53	14
318	Don't put us next to the bears.	1.3745	0.03873	267	189	56	22
319	"We're hoping this thing leaks.	1.3740	0.03814	254	176	61	17
320	Fish” is not good enough. We’re not the same species	1.3740	0.04225	246	179	42	25
321	I'm not so sure this is what He meant.	1.3739	0.03990	230	159	56	15
322	Just wait till the whales get here!	1.3739	0.04330	222	159	43	20
323	And what exactly are you saving us FROM?	1.3734	0.04397	233	171	37	25
324	Before 40 days thou wilt smell the tragic irony.	1.3734	0.04181	233	166	47	20
325	Looks like you haven't thought this all the way through!	1.3731	0.03983	260	186	51	23
326	You wanna help? Don't help.	1.3727	0.04543	220	162	34	24
327	‘Give our space to the hamsters, we good’	1.3719	0.04274	242	177	40	25
328	Ok, explain this to us again. You want us to get on the boat because a what is coming?"	1.3714	0.04195	245	178	43	24
329	Who’s saving whom?	1.3705	0.04058	224	156	53	15
330	We good.	1.3704	0.04012	243	172	52	19
331	You can’t be serious…	1.3704	0.04012	243	172	52	19
332	You promised 40 days of rain. Where's the water?	1.3704	0.04096	243	174	48	21
333	I don't know about your other guests; but we'll begin to stink in three days.	1.3700	0.04346	227	165	40	22
334	I think we'll be fine on our own.	1.3700	0.04212	200	138	50	12
335	You stuck us next to the bears.	1.3699	0.03674	246	167	67	12
336	We’re here to help roe the boat!	1.3696	0.03984	230	160	55	15
337	Really, Noah? Next to the bears?	1.3694	0.04324	222	160	42	20
338	I appreciate your including us on the journey, Noah, but a flood is actually what we were looking forward to.	1.3693	0.04119	241	173	47	21
339	You realize there are still plenty of us in the sea, right?	1.3690	0.04722	187	135	35	17
340	I think you're trying to bait me."	1.3689	0.04615	206	151	34	21
341	Any grizzlies aboard?	1.3689	0.04241	206	144	48	14
342	No thanks. We’re atheists.	1.3687	0.04296	217	155	44	18
343	I think we'll take our chances with the billions of gallons of water, thanks.	1.3684	0.04360	209	149	43	17
344	We're here for the couples retreat.	1.3679	0.04672	193	140	35	18
345	We'll walk from here.	1.3675	0.04072	234	166	50	18
346	Thanks, but we don't need a ride.	1.3671	0.04441	207	149	40	18
347	Kind of you to offer, we're going with the flood.	1.3664	0.04229	232	168	43	21
348	We were about to try walking on dry land and now this...	1.3662	0.04033	213	147	54	12
349	We specifically requested a leak in our room.	1.3659	0.04013	246	176	50	20
350	Wait—you stuck a hook in our mouths, pulled us out of our natural environment and brought us to a boat with no water to SAVE us?	1.3656	0.04644	227	173	25	29
351	I’ll let you in on a secret - we’re totally OK with your big flood.”	1.3652	0.04164	230	165	46	19
352	We appreciate the offer, but if it’s all the same to you, we’ll take our chances in the water.	1.3652	0.04343	230	169	38	23
353	You clearly don’t understand irony.	1.3644	0.04228	225	162	44	19
354	Let's ditch the bears.	1.3641	0.04312	184	127	47	10
355	No - we do not care to 'just swim alongside.'	1.3636	0.04148	220	156	48	16
356	Can't we just swim along side?	1.3636	0.04198	220	157	46	17
357	Thanks for the invite, but we've gotta be in school.	1.3632	0.04155	234	169	45	20
358	So you're saving us from Water???	1.3632	0.04584	201	147	35	19
359	Thanks for the ride, but were were just fine with the flood	1.3629	0.03905	259	186	52	21
360	Maybe don't take 'every' literally next time.	1.3627	0.04316	204	145	44	15
361	Fun fact: the great flood is 99% water.	1.3626	0.04742	182	132	34	16
362	Nothing personal,but we're going to just take our chances.	1.3625	0.03949	240	170	53	17
363	Gods, Moses, Gods! Not cods!	1.3625	0.04037	240	172	49	19
364	Had to be my ex-wife?	1.3624	0.04173	218	155	47	16
365	Nah, we're good.	1.3620	0.04032	221	155	52	14
366	I think we are going to pass on the ark, and wait for the flood.	1.3620	0.04279	221	160	42	19
367	Come on, they call us chicken of the sea.	1.3619	0.04283	210	150	44	16
368	Just our luck, a biblical literalist.	1.3619	0.04541	210	155	34	21
369	When does the rain start?	1.3618	0.04090	246	179	45	22
370	What’s your policy on that Friday menu thing?	1.3615	0.04639	213	160	29	24
371	We’ll take our chances.	1.3612	0.03958	227	159	54	14
372	It’s not Friday, is it?	1.3604	0.04496	222	166	32	24
373	What kind o sicko waits for the flood to recede before releasing us?	1.3594	0.04477	217	161	34	22
374	Explain why we saw a sushi chef board just before us.	1.3581	0.04302	229	169	38	22
375	Friday is not a good day for us.	1.3580	0.04645	176	126	37	13
376	I told you he’d be pissed we ate the worms	1.3580	0.04503	176	124	41	11
377	Don’t worry guys-we’ll have plenty of water!	1.3579	0.04341	190	134	44	12
378	Of all the fish in the sea...you just had to bring my ex!	1.3575	0.04790	179	131	32	16
379	We can hear it now. Those two don't fit in. Fish outta water, they'll be saying	1.3575	0.04656	193	142	33	18
380	We'll take our chances with the flood.	1.3575	0.04294	193	136	45	12
381	I know you needed a pair of us, but did you have to pick him?!	1.3574	0.04348	235	176	34	25
382	Frankly we could care less if there's a flood.	1.3571	0.04278	224	164	40	20
383	Nice try, Noah! This is the back entrance to Red Lobster!	1.3568	0.04126	213	151	48	14
384	We were promised special accommodations.	1.3565	0.03964	230	163	52	15
385	The bears said we could stay with them.	1.3562	0.04250	219	159	42	18
386	Have YOU ever tried swimming in a flood!?	1.3562	0.04099	219	156	48	15
387	Every sole counts.	1.3560	0.04448	191	137	40	14
388	It’s not Friday already, is it?	1.3559	0.04623	177	127	37	13
389	Oops, forgot the loaves!	1.3557	0.04276	194	137	45	12
390	How come we weren't invited?	1.3556	0.04288	180	125	46	9
391	Oh no, not a FLOOD. Sounds like a 'you' problem, pal.	1.3550	0.04364	200	144	41	15
392	Actually, more water works for us.	1.3545	0.04723	189	140	31	18
393	Thank you, but we would have been just fine on our own.	1.3538	0.04558	195	143	35	17
394	Carpe diem?	1.3536	0.04680	181	132	34	15
395	Look, just a suggestion. But you might want to start with all the land animals and add the fish later when it sinks.	1.3535	0.04401	215	159	36	20
396	I’m feeling a little like a fish out of water.	1.3526	0.04970	173	129	27	17
397	Sorry, I thought you said you’re boarding grouper 2	1.3521	0.04328	213	156	39	18
398	I don’t think you know how a flood works.	1.3518	0.04600	199	148	32	19
399	Nah, bro. We good.	1.3516	0.04459	182	130	40	12
400	Flood? Flood? Why would we want to be saved from a damn flood?	1.3515	0.04550	202	150	33	19
401	Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll take our chances.	1.3514	0.04002	222	158	50	14
402	Our reservation was for outdoor seating, actually.	1.3512	0.04501	205	152	34	19
403	But we get sea sick.	1.3511	0.04015	225	161	49	15
404	We just remembered we like floods.	1.3510	0.04401	208	153	37	18
405	Somehow this feels counterintuitive.	1.3508	0.04739	191	143	29	19
406	It's a flood, we'll be fine.	1.3504	0.04001	234	169	48	17
407	Can you believe it; the guy who hasn't had a shower in 950 years is calling US smelly?	1.3503	0.04750	177	130	32	15
408	Really...We'll be fine	1.3503	0.04518	197	145	35	17
409	If there's a choice, we prefer the non-smoked section, please.	1.3498	0.04584	203	152	31	20
410	I thought you had the tickets.	1.3492	0.05557	126	92	24	10
411	We’re thinking—staycation.	1.3491	0.04023	232	168	47	17
412	It’s always ‘I’ll take the salmon.’”	1.3487	0.04431	195	142	38	15
413	Thanks for your offer, but we are about to inherit the earth.	1.3487	0.04549	195	144	34	17
414	Put us back in the water and we’ll keep quiet about your age.	1.3484	0.04210	221	162	41	18
415	Just don't put us next to the Bears!	1.3482	0.04217	224	165	40	19
416	This is why you shouldn't interpret the Bible literally.	1.3480	0.04458	204	151	35	18
417	I call it “planking”.	1.3478	0.04743	184	137	30	17
418	Thanks, I think we‘ll pass.	1.3478	0.04551	184	134	36	14
419	So what? It's just water.	1.3474	0.04269	213	156	40	17
420	Saved us from the flood"?! You idiot	1.3472	0.04377	216	161	35	20
421	Obviously, salvation's not the ONLY thing you're hungry for	1.3466	0.04830	176	131	29	16
422	Can we take a rain check?	1.3466	0.04830	176	131	29	16
423	I knew there was going to be a catch.	1.3463	0.04045	205	145	49	11
424	If it is all the same to you, we will take our chances with the flood.	1.3463	0.04213	231	172	38	21
425	It’s not like we can walk to the river.”	1.3462	0.03947	208	146	52	10
426	Thanks but we're already invited to spend the flood with relatives	1.3457	0.04903	188	144	23	21
427	But this is our last uphill journey, right?	1.3456	0.04055	217	156	47	14
428	This is unacceptable! We made our reservations forty days and forty nights in advance.	1.3455	0.04364	220	165	34	21
429	Yeah, but what's with the two bottles of tartar sauce?	1.3452	0.04734	197	150	26	21
430	Wasn't it two loaves and five fishes?	1.3450	0.04788	171	126	31	14
431	Fish, party of two.	1.3450	0.04517	200	149	33	18
432	You were supposed to let us out before it stopped raining.	1.3447	0.04114	235	174	41	20
433	Carpe diem!, thats a good one	1.3446	0.04671	177	130	33	14
434	First, we actually like water. Second, we’re both male.	1.3444	0.04682	180	133	32	15
435	We’re gay.	1.3443	0.04381	212	158	35	19
436	Don’t Holy Mackerel us! We’ll take our chances in the Flood.	1.3442	0.05161	154	115	25	14
437	Please note that the l is silent.	1.3441	0.04445	186	135	38	13
438	Wait till you see the whales.	1.3436	0.04598	195	146	31	18
439	Toss me back in. I'll take my chances.	1.3434	0.04375	198	145	38	15
440	You could say we're floundering	1.3431	0.04111	204	146	46	12
441	Eat more chick'n	1.3431	0.04111	204	146	46	12
442	This feels purely performative.	1.3430	0.04184	207	150	43	14
443	Just to be clear,you did change the Friday menu.	1.3430	0.04193	242	183	35	24
444	I think we can manage just fine on our own. Thanks for the offer.	1.3426	0.04219	216	159	40	17
445	You have cats? Can't we just swim along beside?	1.3425	0.04660	181	134	32	15
446	Actually, we’re okay with floods.	1.3425	0.04373	219	165	33	21
447	You might be righteous but this is wrong!	1.3422	0.04489	187	137	36	14
448	Do you have a smoked section?	1.3415	0.04850	164	121	30	13
449	No, really, we'll be fine in the water..	1.3412	0.04493	211	160	30	21
450	First you're hearing God Almighty - now you're talking to fish?	1.3408	0.04826	179	135	27	17
451	No thanks, we can swim!	1.3408	0.04489	179	130	37	12
452	I think we’ll take a rain check!	1.3405	0.04455	185	135	37	13
453	Have you really given this any thought?	1.3404	0.04195	235	177	36	22
454	‘No thanks. We’ll walk.’	1.3401	0.04141	197	141	45	11
455	I don't want to carp but you could have just left us in the water.	1.3399	0.04177	203	147	43	13
456	but sir i have 300,000 kids at home	1.3399	0.04177	203	147	43	13
457	You said there'd be lots of water!	1.3395	0.04809	162	119	31	12
458	NOAA said it was going to rain.	1.3394	0.04825	165	122	30	13
459	Have you heard the phrase - a fish out of water?	1.3387	0.03737	248	179	54	15
460	C'mon Noah. Think about this for a minute. Fish? Water? Hello?	1.3385	0.04338	192	140	39	13
461	We should have disembarked below the mountain.	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
462	We need a ladder.	1.3384	0.04306	198	145	39	14
463	Sure,it makes for a better story,but not every animal needs to be on the ark.	1.3384	0.04481	198	148	33	17
464	Let us go. We promise to evolve.	1.3382	0.04274	204	150	39	15
465	Hmmm... you didn't really think this through, did you?	1.3382	0.04218	204	149	41	14
466	You're a well meaning elderly man with poor judgment!	1.3382	0.04340	207	154	36	17
467	We’re supposed to be next to the loaves.	1.3382	0.04340	207	154	36	17
468	We’re decent mackerels, I suppose, but holy?	1.3378	0.04280	225	170	34	21
469	Great, now we have to migrate all the way back home.	1.3373	0.04352	169	120	41	8
470	Thanks, but we're good.	1.3372	0.04753	172	128	30	14
471	We're carp, OK, that's what we do! And this ramp thing is not working for us	1.3371	0.04904	178	136	24	18
472	No thanks. We're good.	1.3370	0.04378	181	131	39	11
473	We prefer the water, but we're evolving.	1.3370	0.04378	181	131	39	11
474	What can we say, we were hooked!	1.3370	0.04516	181	133	35	13
475	No indoor pool ?	1.3370	0.04307	181	130	41	10
476	Did God also tell you that fish need to be IN the water?	1.3370	0.04595	184	137	32	15
477	You’re saving us from what?	1.3368	0.04429	190	140	36	14
478	You're going to have to rethink that fish on Friday thing.	1.3368	0.04236	190	137	42	11
479	You better not pack us in like sardines.	1.3368	0.04562	193	145	31	17
480	This better be a catch and release program, buddy!	1.3368	0.04381	193	142	37	14
481	It's a flood , you idiot. Not our problem	1.3366	0.04422	205	154	33	18
482	Let me get this straight. You brought us here to protect us from drowning?	1.3362	0.04313	229	175	31	23
483	I’m not sure you’ve thought this through.	1.3354	0.05064	164	125	23	16
484	Well what if we don't feel like swimming?	1.3353	0.04622	167	122	34	11
485	In all honesty, we just can’t afford the flood insurance	1.3353	0.04463	167	120	38	9
486	Oh I get it. We’re not being rescued, we’re lunch”	1.3353	0.04938	173	132	24	17
487	Yeah, I've never really understood irony.	1.3352	0.04750	179	135	28	16
488	Honestly, I think we’re better off swimming alongside the ark.	1.3352	0.04547	179	132	34	13
489	A cedar ramp, really?	1.3352	0.04547	179	132	34	13
490	Bummer. We were hoping to swim with the fishes.	1.3351	0.04241	185	133	42	10
491	I still don’t get why we can’t just swim	1.3351	0.04763	185	141	26	18
492	I really don’t think he meant EVERY creature	1.3351	0.04522	188	140	33	15
493	Seriously guys? It’s a flood not a drought…	1.3350	0.04374	197	146	36	15
494	We’ll take our chances in the rain.	1.3349	0.04219	215	160	38	17
495	Sorry Noah, we just feel like fish out of water in there.	1.3333	0.04876	162	121	28	13
496	The Unicorns told us they're running late, just so you know.	1.3333	0.04474	183	135	35	13
497	Yes, we can swim. Why do you ask?	1.3333	0.04572	192	145	30	17
498	You do know we’re fish and ok with a flood, right?	1.3333	0.04439	189	140	35	14
499	Can’t you do anything about the stink in there?	1.3333	0.04403	195	145	35	15
500	If we don't see some water soon we know we're dinner, not passengers.	1.3333	0.04437	177	129	37	11
501	I say let it rain!	1.3333	0.04264	192	140	40	12
502	I just go by the book.	1.3333	0.03970	189	133	49	7
503	This really seems unnecessary.	1.3333	0.04331	207	155	35	17
504	Normally we'd swim but the cruise company was offering double miles.	1.3333	0.04907	153	113	29	11
505	What's with all the bagels and cream cheese on board?	1.3333	0.04472	198	149	32	17
506	“So this is the 40-day/40-night cruise?”	1.3333	0.04390	192	142	36	14
507	They’re packed like sardines in there	1.3333	0.04342	195	144	37	14
508	You're kind of unclear on the concept, Noah. And no, you don't need those two whales either.	1.3333	0.04649	177	132	31	14
509	I hope our cabin is near the swimming pool.	1.3318	0.03976	217	158	46	13
510	We’ll take a rain check	1.3318	0.04279	214	161	35	18
511	Of course He makes mistakes...Why else are we having this flood?	1.3317	0.04413	205	155	32	18
512	Noah, you dumb fuck, we're fine with the flood!	1.3316	0.04673	196	151	25	20
513	We're fish out of water, Noah! Do we really have to tell you that this won't work?	1.3316	0.04116	193	139	44	10
514	You think we're afraid of a little water?	1.3316	0.04657	187	142	28	17
515	What if I don't find her attractive?	1.3315	0.04519	184	137	33	14
516	There's gonna be a flood? I thought you said there was bad news.	1.3315	0.04453	184	136	35	13
517	Eventually, your people are gonna want lox.	1.3315	0.04695	178	134	29	15
518	stop looking at my wife like that!	1.3315	0.04487	178	131	35	12
519	We were promised loaves.	1.3314	0.04393	175	127	38	10
520	Did you pack the water?	1.3314	0.04652	169	125	32	12
521	Beats swimming.	1.3312	0.04553	157	113	36	8
522	We're not two of a kind! I'm wild and he's farm-raised.	1.3311	0.04858	151	111	30	10
523	But we can swim.	1.3300	0.04376	200	150	34	16
524	Do you have anything in non-smoking?	1.3300	0.04017	200	144	46	10
525	Just to confirm, Noah, we're boarding as guests, not lunch.	1.3299	0.04351	194	144	36	14
526	I think we’ll just wait for the flood	1.3299	0.04227	194	142	40	12
527	Noah, may I introduce my wife, Mrs. Gefilte.	1.3299	0.04351	194	144	36	14
528	You're gonna eat us, aren't you?	1.3298	0.04448	188	140	34	14
529	We prefer freshwater.	1.3297	0.04229	185	134	41	10
530	Noah, I don't mean to kvetch, but this is my sister.	1.3297	0.04682	182	138	28	16
531	We’ll pass and take our chances, thank you.	1.3296	0.04536	179	133	33	13
532	We appreciate the offer but our people have not had good experiences after boarding any boat.	1.3296	0.04739	179	136	27	16
533	Gee, thanks. How could we possibly survive in all that pesky water?	1.3295	0.04797	176	134	26	16
534	You know we can swim, right?	1.3293	0.05057	167	129	21	17
535	FOMO will be the death of us.	1.3293	0.04901	164	124	26	14
536	This is fucking bullshit	1.3291	0.05346	158	124	16	18
537	I don't think that's what 'irony' means	1.3284	0.04300	201	150	36	15
538	A cedar plank. I'm not so sure about this.	1.3281	0.04738	192	149	23	20
539	Oh, but you’ll bring the platypus?	1.3280	0.04675	189	145	26	18
540	Did you REALLY forget the tank?	1.3280	0.04542	186	140	31	15
541	So tell me again, exactly why should I be worried about a flood?	1.3278	0.04910	180	140	21	19
542	Why did you have to pick my sister?	1.3277	0.04497	177	131	34	12
543	You do understand that we are fish.	1.3276	0.04477	174	128	35	11
544	Thanks, nice offer but we’ll pass.	1.3276	0.04764	174	132	27	15
545	But she's my cousin.	1.3275	0.04530	171	126	34	11
546	You do realize that it would be better for us to follow along outside the ark.	1.3272	0.05017	162	124	23	15
547	So now you’re a meteorologist?	1.3268	0.04713	153	112	32	9
548	I think we’d rather take our chances with the flood.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
549	We'll take our chances out here.	1.3266	0.04086	199	145	43	11
550	Thanks Noah.......But,we are supposed to be IN the water.	1.3266	0.04268	199	148	37	14
551	If you think we're annoyed. wait'll you see the whales."	1.3264	0.04421	193	145	33	15
552	Let me explain "flood"	1.3262	0.04392	187	139	35	13
553	‘Can’t we just swim along side ‘?	1.3262	0.04326	187	138	37	12
554	Did it occur to you that maybe we are the species selected to survive?	1.3260	0.04354	181	133	37	11
555	Well of course we’re not coming, but we want to be invited.	1.3258	0.04615	178	134	30	14
556	Sorry, Noah, but we would rather take our chances in the flood.	1.3257	0.04528	175	130	33	12
557	Couldn't we just swim behind your ark?	1.3253	0.04291	166	119	40	7
558	Goodbye wild-caught, hello farm.	1.3253	0.04619	166	123	32	11
559	We’re not really chickens of the sea. We’re tuna.	1.3249	0.04586	197	152	26	19
560	Thanks OK. If a flood comes,we'll handle it swimmingly!	1.3247	0.04279	194	144	37	13
561	We’re going to be sleeping with the fishes.	1.3247	0.04462	194	147	31	16
562	Water, water everywhere but none in the boat"	1.3247	0.04279	194	144	37	13
563	Are there waterbeds aboard this thing?	1.3246	0.04450	191	144	32	15
564	Idiot! Rain doesn't scare us.	1.3242	0.04263	182	133	39	10
565	We've decided the flood's a better deal.	1.3239	0.04433	176	130	35	11
566	we're on the menu, not the manifest	1.3239	0.04717	176	134	27	15
567	I know He told you to get two of every animal, but you do know this is a flood, right?	1.3237	0.04473	207	160	27	20
568	But we'll be out of our element.	1.3231	0.04442	195	148	31	16
569	She's my sister, you freak.	1.3230	0.04629	161	119	32	10
570	We were told there would be loaves."	1.3228	0.04940	158	120	25	13
571	Aquarium berth, between the worms and flies, please.	1.3228	0.04287	189	140	37	12
572	The brochure promised rain.	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
573	What do we need with a damn boat?	1.3226	0.04334	186	138	36	12
574	she says she likes me, but only as a friend.	1.3226	0.04267	186	137	38	11
575	You don't see the irony, dumbass?	1.3222	0.04433	180	134	34	12
576	We are two fish not tuna fish	1.3218	0.04464	174	129	34	11
577	Have you heard the good news?	1.3218	0.04610	174	131	30	13
578	I'm pretty sure that we'll be fine without you.	1.3214	0.04241	196	146	37	13
579	We had reserved a non-smoking room !	1.3212	0.04862	165	126	25	14
580	I don't think you thought this through!	1.3211	0.04268	190	141	37	12
581	Look. I hate to carp, but ...	1.3209	0.04510	187	142	30	15
582	You’re in the wrong story.	1.3208	0.04578	159	117	33	9
583	We're both males, ya moron.	1.3203	0.04788	153	114	29	10
584	Tell him that we have to go back to school.	1.3194	0.04501	191	146	29	16
585	Just promise: no miracles to feed the masses.	1.3194	0.04184	191	141	39	11
586	We’re pretty sure God intended us to just swim the 40 days.	1.3194	0.04313	191	143	35	13
587	You got it backwards. God said, 'Take the unicorn, leave the salmon.'	1.3194	0.04439	191	145	31	15
588	Hell no, we won't go!	1.3190	0.04581	163	121	32	10
589	I can assure you we’ll be just fine on the outside.	1.3189	0.04274	185	137	37	11
590	Listen, you can eat for two days or I'll teach you to fish, but you can't have it both ways.	1.3189	0.04541	185	141	29	15
591	We'd feel better if you just let us wait for the rain.	1.3187	0.04460	182	137	32	13
592	You know, the old guy says a lot of stuff. Not all of it's meant to be taken literally.	1.3184	0.04911	179	141	19	19
593	Can't we just meet you there?	1.3184	0.04040	201	148	42	11
594	Don't take this the wrong way, Noah, but we hope the ship sinks.	1.3182	0.04849	154	116	27	11
595	I identify as non- binary	1.3182	0.04265	198	149	35	14
596	Hey! Im floppin here!	1.3182	0.04579	154	113	33	8
597	Look, we're trying to evolve.	1.3182	0.04081	198	146	41	11
598	A fish ladder would help!	1.3179	0.04249	195	146	36	13
599	No bears or bald eagles on board, right?	1.3179	0.04249	195	146	36	13
600	We’re planning to evolve.	1.3179	0.03925	195	141	46	8
601	We feel like fish out of water here.	1.3179	0.04249	195	146	36	13
602	We’re sea bass, we’re supposed to be in “S” next to the sloths. You have us in “B” with the bears.	1.3179	0.04916	151	114	26	11
603	We actually like floods	1.3176	0.04448	170	126	34	10
604	Tell me you didn't invite the cats.	1.3176	0.04369	170	125	36	9
605	Yeah, no thanks, we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.3176	0.04798	148	110	29	9
606	Did you say, "Can your roe?" or "Can you row?"	1.3176	0.05255	148	115	19	14
607	Look Noah, throw us back and grab a couple of unicorns and we'll call it a day	1.3171	0.04439	205	159	27	19
608	You’re going upstream, right?	1.3171	0.04557	164	122	32	10
609	I actually think we'll do better if you leave us behind.	1.3171	0.04718	164	124	28	12
610	We're fish you idiot.	1.3169	0.04637	183	141	26	16
611	We're staying out here for awhile. The elephants got hold of some bad peanuts.	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
612	Forget Genesis, we were planning on evolution	1.3168	0.04614	161	120	31	10
613	Of course, we're going to complain about our cabin. We're carp.	1.3167	0.04558	180	137	29	14
614	Carp-e Diem, I guess.	1.3167	0.04277	180	133	37	10
615	The only fish species that went extinct thanks to Noah’s Ark.	1.3167	0.04693	180	139	25	16
616	Noah, it's a flood. You didn't have to bring us on the ark.	1.3166	0.04479	199	154	27	18
617	You DO know we're aquatic ...?	1.3164	0.04251	177	130	38	9
618	‘You’re pulling us out of the water for WHAT exactly….?’	1.3161	0.04735	155	116	29	10
619	Oh that's just great, Noah's a pescatarian.	1.3160	0.04171	212	161	35	16
620	I get it. I get it. But, ya know, Noah, fish gotta swim.	1.3158	0.04518	152	111	34	7
621	Stop teaching guys to fish.	1.3158	0.04798	152	114	28	10
622	Not so fast, Noah. Are we going as passengers… or as dinner?	1.3158	0.04256	190	142	36	12
623	We were doing fine until you came along	1.3158	0.05315	152	120	16	16
624	You didn't say there would be bears!	1.3155	0.04434	187	142	31	14
625	If your people want lox on their schmere, you'd better toss us back.	1.3155	0.04498	187	143	29	15
626	We booked the honeymoon suite with a freshwater tub.	1.3155	0.04479	168	125	33	10
627	Room with a pool, please.	1.3155	0.04399	168	124	35	9
628	We didn't like having to ask for water at our table.	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
629	Nice try Noah. We can survive in a flood so we know the real reason you want us on that crowded waterless boat!	1.3152	0.04550	184	141	28	15
630	Uh, Noah, we think you might have misheard Him…	1.3152	0.04533	165	123	32	10
631	Let’s hope it has a leak.	1.3152	0.04195	165	119	40	6
632	Hey,Mac,I got a better idea. How ‘bout we swim & meet ya’ there?	1.3150	0.04345	200	153	31	16
633	When the floods hit,toss us overboard.	1.3145	0.04979	159	123	22	14
634	I'd be less skeptical if we didn't have to share a stall a with the butter, lemons, parsley, and bread crumbs..	1.3140	0.04238	207	158	33	16
635	Remind me what you're saving us from again.	1.3140	0.04774	172	133	24	15
636	Excuse me, but will this take us upstream?	1.3140	0.04481	172	129	32	11
637	We know you mean well, but there's no water on the boat.	1.3136	0.04534	169	127	31	11
638	Really? In the middle of desert?	1.3136	0.04612	169	128	29	12
639	Drop us off in the Atlantic.	1.3136	0.04212	169	123	39	7
640	Are we on the manifest or on the menu? It's in your hands, of course, but we hope you choose wisely.	1.3135	0.04330	185	139	34	12
641	Actually, we don't mind the rain.	1.3133	0.04747	166	127	26	13
642	Is there space in first class?	1.3132	0.04092	182	133	41	8
643	Thank's, but we'll take a rain check.	1.3132	0.04515	182	139	29	14
644	Is he my only choice?	1.3131	0.04069	198	147	40	11
645	Well, it’s no walk in the ark!	1.3130	0.05428	131	101	19	11
646	Cry me a river.	1.3128	0.04135	179	131	40	8
647	We're two fish--why do you keep calling us "sashimi"?	1.3128	0.04357	179	134	34	11
648	God told us we could board first.	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
649	Do you realize how many things in there want us for breakfast?	1.3125	0.05070	144	110	23	11
650	You have to be kidding	1.3121	0.04458	173	130	32	11
651	Come on Noah. Fish or cut bait.	1.3121	0.04305	173	128	36	9
652	We’re tonight’s entrée	1.3121	0.04683	157	118	29	10
653	Ask him about the mayo and pickle relish you saw, Charlie.	1.3121	0.04769	157	119	27	11
654	Yeah, we’ll take our chances IN the water, thanks.	1.3118	0.04512	170	128	31	11
655	Listen, why don’t we just swim alongside the ark.	1.3117	0.04745	154	116	28	10
656	No offense, but it sounds like your boss doesn’t know how fish work.	1.3114	0.04487	167	125	32	10
657	Tell us again why more water is a problem.	1.3113	0.04621	151	112	31	8
658	The only thing we're getting paired with is cream cheese.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
659	We don’t really worry about floods, but droughts will get our attention!	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
660	Sure, He gets to walk on water while we’re stuck feeding the masses.	1.3110	0.04459	164	122	33	9
661	If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances out here.	1.3110	0.04459	164	122	33	9
662	Seems like you don’t Noah lot about fish.	1.3107	0.04529	177	135	29	13
663	He asked for two SURGEONS	1.3106	0.05003	161	126	20	15
664	did you say we’d be smote or smoked?	1.3103	0.05134	145	112	21	12
665	Why was he asking his wife about dill and lemon?	1.3099	0.04640	171	131	27	13
666	Even more water than WE can imagine?!	1.3099	0.04171	171	125	39	7
667	No, ladder! L-A-D-D-E-R!	1.3095	0.04773	168	130	24	14
668	Does the expression "fish out of water" ring a bell?	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
669	Hold on there! We specifically requested a roe boat!	1.3094	0.04315	181	136	34	11
670	We'll just follow you	1.3094	0.04315	181	136	34	11
671	The wait for a party of two is around 40 days right now	1.3092	0.04960	152	117	23	12
672	We explicitly asked for an outside cabin.	1.3091	0.04518	165	124	31	10
673	This is a non smoking cruise … right ???	1.3091	0.04351	165	122	35	8
674	You know what? I think we’ll take our chances in the flood.	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
675	Noah, you’re not the sharpest human, are you?	1.3082	0.04801	159	122	25	12
676	Not near the Bears, nor the crocs. Is the room near the worms?	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
677	This is an off ramp. We'll take our chances.	1.3082	0.04632	159	120	29	10
678	We'd prefer to stay in school .	1.3082	0.04367	159	117	35	7
679	We were told there would be reasonable accommodation.	1.3082	0.04367	159	117	35	7
680	Sorry Noah, but fish gotta swim.	1.3082	0.04545	159	119	31	9
681	We asked for a room IN a pool!	1.3081	0.04517	185	143	27	15
682	And you’re saying flood is a bad thing?	1.3077	0.04779	156	119	26	11
683	Fine then, we'll evolve.	1.3077	0.04025	169	122	42	5
684	Fine. Go without your sole.	1.3077	0.04597	169	129	28	12
685	C’mon, we’re siblings!	1.3077	0.04597	169	129	28	12
686	We're going to need a room with running water.	1.3073	0.04007	192	142	41	9
687	We feel our chances are better OFF the boat.	1.3072	0.04575	166	126	29	11
688	Mary, we’re leaving. When this guy said there’d be ‘fish food’ he wasn’t talking to us.	1.3072	0.04732	166	128	25	13
689	We won't be able to walk up this ramp for another 5 million years.	1.3072	0.05018	153	119	21	13
690	Darwin sent us.	1.3066	0.05340	137	107	18	12
691	Noah, huh? Yeah, well you don’t Noah lot about how fish breathe, do you genius	1.3064	0.04593	173	133	27	13
692	But isn't a flood just a bunch of water?	1.3062	0.04936	160	125	21	14
693	Very finny, Noah.	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
694	Are you going upstream?	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
695	If we'd wanted to escape the water, we would have grown feet!	1.3059	0.04419	170	128	32	10
696	You haven't thought this through.	1.3059	0.04419	170	128	32	10
697	No, seriously, ask Him. It’d be a lot easier if we could just meet you there in 40 days.	1.3059	0.04497	170	129	30	11
698	We’ll both be having the chicken.	1.3056	0.04546	144	106	32	6
699	Ever heard of the ADA buddy?Just a ramp ain’t gonna cover it.	1.3056	0.04546	144	106	32	6
700	Flood? What's the problem?	1.3054	0.04551	167	127	29	11
701	Can you guarantee we'll miss my wife's family reunion?	1.3052	0.04989	154	120	21	13
702	You don't fool me for a minute. I saw that box of bagels.	1.3051	0.04656	177	138	24	15
703	It's a flood. We don't need a boat.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
704	I lied , I'm a male too	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
705	...and Dramamine for him.	1.3049	0.04357	164	122	34	8
706	I thought God didn't make mistakes.	1.3049	0.04688	164	126	26	12
707	How nice of you to build us a salmon ladder!	1.3046	0.04603	151	113	30	8
708	C'mon, there are plenty other fish in the sea.	1.3046	0.04496	174	133	29	12
709	Look, the ramp isn't gonna do it. We specifically asked for a fish ladder.	1.3046	0.04346	174	131	33	10
710	We're a little nervous about how much white wine is on board.	1.3043	0.04582	161	122	29	10
711	You obviously don't Noah how it feels to be a fish out of water.	1.3043	0.04525	184	143	26	15
712	Roe not row!	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
713	What? No Loaves?	1.3038	0.04553	158	119	30	9
714	If we're less than 2 cubits, don't you have to release us?	1.3038	0.04279	158	116	36	6
715	OK, Noah……….where’s the water now?	1.3038	0.04553	158	119	30	9
716	All the others drowned.	1.3036	0.04448	168	127	31	10
717	You won’t even notice us for at least three days.	1.3036	0.04285	168	125	35	8
718	I am also dating Lisa. Is that 'two only' rule up for negotiation?	1.3036	0.04528	168	128	29	11
719	You say it's going to flood, and you're saving our lives on this boat?	1.3034	0.05021	145	112	22	11
720	No... that's incorrect! Fish ARE animals! Classic anti-ichthyism!	1.3034	0.05116	145	113	20	12
721	OK, we’re stowaways, you got us, throw us back in.	1.3034	0.04276	178	134	34	10
722	I believe it's going to be a fresh water flood. We're salt water fish."	1.3032	0.04425	155	115	33	7
723	You have no idea how we reproduce, do you?	1.3032	0.04961	155	121	21	13
724	On second thought, we'd rather follow on behind you.	1.3032	0.04519	155	116	31	8
725	Noah, did you ever stop to think that this is just a bad parable?	1.3030	0.04502	165	125	30	10
726	We'd like freshwater accommodations, please - preferably away from the bears.	1.3025	0.04208	162	119	37	6
727	Hope this entryway wasn't designed by Boeing.	1.3025	0.04723	162	125	25	12
728	We are decendents of the Holy Mackerel.	1.3025	0.04723	162	125	25	12
729	I think you underestimate us, Noah.	1.3023	0.04527	172	132	28	12
730	I don’t know, Noah, if we come on board you promise we won’t end up on a bagel with schmear, right?	1.3022	0.04421	182	140	29	13
731	Hell,no! We’ll take the high water.	1.3020	0.04828	149	114	25	10
732	We used our amex points.	1.3020	0.04921	149	115	23	11
733	I'm sorry! I thought the two worms were for us!	1.3019	0.04439	159	119	32	8
734	Sorry - we haven’t evolved yet.	1.3019	0.04615	159	121	28	10
735	I'm sure you know we live in water, right?	1.3018	0.04582	169	130	27	12
736	Toss me back. I'd rather die than be stuck on the ark with her.	1.3018	0.04807	169	133	21	15
737	You do know there are over 33,000 different species of us, right?	1.3015	0.05147	136	105	21	10
738	We'd rather drown!	1.3014	0.04896	146	112	24	10
739	You know we’re both guys, right?	1.3013	0.04762	156	120	25	11
740	Tell me again what you thought "flood" meant.	1.3012	0.04559	166	127	28	11
741	Just checking - we're not food, right?	1.3011	0.04665	176	138	23	15
742	Thanks, but the missus and me are just going to ride it out.	1.3011	0.04146	186	140	36	10
743	OCD acting up, huh?	1.3008	0.05117	133	102	22	9
744	I said tanks, not thanks.	1.3007	0.04215	143	103	37	3
745	We've changed our minds. We prefer to leave.	1.3007	0.04826	153	118	24	11
746	Prepare to be multiplied.	1.3006	0.04186	163	120	37	6
747	If it's OK with you, we'd just as soon stay here.	1.3006	0.04698	163	126	25	12
748	We could swim, but we wanted to hang out with the giraffes.	1.3006	0.04723	173	136	22	15
749	Something smells human-y	1.3006	0.04723	173	136	22	15
750	Good news he has to throw both of us back!	1.3006	0.04504	173	133	28	12
751	Hey, Noah, you are losing it. Salmon do NOT need a water rescue. Put us back in the river. We promise to spawn.	1.3006	0.04352	173	131	32	10
752	Whadaya mean no spawning?	1.3005	0.04043	193	145	38	10
753	Why are we the only ones who have to bring a dozen bagels and a tub of cream cheese?	1.3000	0.04558	170	131	27	12
754	We saw the menu.”	1.3000	0.04634	170	132	25	13
755	We'd stay if it had a pool.	1.3000	0.03883	200	149	42	9
756	Did anyone bring bread?	1.3000	0.04822	120	88	28	4
757	So, let’s see, you’re saving creatures who do perfectly fine underwater, is that it?	1.3000	0.04675	160	123	26	11
758	This boat's got an infinity pool, right? Water park? Shrimp buffet?	1.3000	0.04504	160	121	30	9
759	To save our marriage, our therapist said we should try new things.	1.3000	0.04800	150	115	25	10
760	The 5 loaves will be coming by DoorDash	1.2994	0.04778	177	141	19	17
761	Look, Noah, I think we'll do swimmingly well outside the ark...	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
762	But we don't care if it rains!	1.2994	0.04649	157	120	27	10
763	Well, this is awkward.	1.2993	0.04570	147	110	30	7
764	We prefer to be under the ark.	1.2993	0.05054	147	115	20	12
765	Two of each, two of each. This fool doesn’t know that we’re about to spawn 500 hundred offspring.	1.2993	0.04867	147	113	24	10
766	We think you’re overreacting.	1.2993	0.04961	147	114	22	11
767	For crying out loud, Noah -- she's my sister!	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
768	Would it be a sin if we just swim alongside?	1.2988	0.04592	164	126	27	11
769	Well, that was pointless.	1.2988	0.04752	164	128	23	13
770	Not sure what happened, but we booked a room with a tub.	1.2988	0.04509	164	125	29	10
771	I guess we're dammed if we do, damned if we don't.	1.2987	0.04799	154	119	24	11
772	Microplastics.	1.2987	0.04710	154	118	26	10
773	Noah that’s my uncle not my wife	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
774	I really hope you have a pool onboard.	1.2982	0.03969	171	125	41	5
775	Feed the seals something else!	1.2982	0.04459	171	131	29	11
776	Tell me again exactly how this is helping us??...	1.2981	0.04392	161	121	32	8
777	God works in mysterious ways.	1.2981	0.04392	161	121	32	8
778	Just think this through. Say you're a fish. Inside a dry boat or out in a nice wet flood?	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
779	Didn't quite think this one through, did He?	1.2980	0.04954	151	118	21	12
780	What do you mean we're not on the list?	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
781	We'd like a cabin with a view. And a wet bar.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
782	Exactly what did you say you were saving us from?	1.2979	0.04473	141	104	32	5
783	Thanks, but we’ve decided to take our chances.	1.2976	0.04351	168	127	32	9
784	We're willing to be bumped if you're overbooked.	1.2976	0.04432	168	128	30	10
785	Forty days out of water and now dry land...never again!	1.2973	0.05024	148	116	20	12
786	We want to speak to the manager.	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
787	What makes you think I'm gonna mate with just any old cod piece?	1.2970	0.04143	165	122	37	6
788	We booked window seats!	1.2968	0.03902	155	111	42	2
789	If they’re just going to put us on bagels, can you leave us behind?	1.2966	0.05002	145	113	21	11
790	Put us in the vegetarian section please.	1.2965	0.04359	172	131	31	10
791	I’d like to speak to customer service.	1.2965	0.04200	172	129	35	8
792	I thought you were just doing this for the halibut.	1.2963	0.04787	162	127	22	13
793	Leave the bears!	1.2961	0.04166	179	135	35	9
794	You're overachieving.	1.2961	0.04745	152	117	25	10
795	Are we the only two being punished?	1.2961	0.04652	152	116	27	9
796	You call this saving us?	1.2961	0.05013	152	120	19	13
797	We decided to stay in the water	1.2959	0.04718	169	133	22	14
798	Do you know what salt water does to lake fish like us? Let us on the damn boat!	1.2958	0.04446	142	105	32	5
799	Samuel and Miriam Lox. Why?	1.2956	0.04932	159	126	19	14
800	Noah, is it? Think about it- we didn't need rescuing from a flood!	1.2956	0.04598	159	122	27	10
801	You know, it didn't look like this on the You Win A Caribbean Couple's Cruise invitation.	1.2953	0.04206	149	109	36	4
802	No. Actually ,we're getting of	1.2953	0.04809	149	115	24	10
803	You really think we'd be in danger during a flood?	1.2952	0.04778	166	131	21	14
804	You are leaving because you feel like a fish out of water. That’s crazy talk.	1.2952	0.04462	166	127	29	10
805	If you don’t mind, we’ll take our chances and stay.	1.2950	0.04945	139	107	23	9
806	Why not? Other animals can swim and you let them aboard.	1.2949	0.04745	156	121	24	11
807	Wait! Maude! Ain’t this the gefilte fish guy?	1.2949	0.04916	156	123	20	13
808	The Fish. Party of 2.	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
809	We get it. “Like a fish out of water…” Now can we jump back in?	1.2945	0.04778	146	112	25	9
810	Is this your idea of a joke?	1.2941	0.04626	153	117	27	9
811	No thanks. All the fun people are staying behind.	1.2941	0.04626	153	117	27	9
812	What part of 'breathes water' don't you understand?	1.2941	0.04619	170	133	24	13
813	Are we being saved, or, feeding the throngs?	1.2941	0.04387	170	130	30	10
814	Hey, we can’t wait much longer. A fish out of water is no joke.	1.2941	0.04387	170	130	30	10
815	We're also going to require our own bathroom.	1.2938	0.04191	177	134	34	9
816	We'd prefer no smoking	1.2934	0.04357	167	127	31	9
817	Is this ironic or what?	1.2933	0.04687	150	115	26	9
818	Sure doesn’t look like a salmon ladder, does it, Billy?	1.2933	0.04590	150	114	28	8
819	And I suppose our spot being right next to the bears is pure coincidence?	1.2930	0.04451	157	119	30	8
820	Did He happen to explain how fish work?	1.2930	0.04888	157	124	20	13
821	This ark's not big enough for both of us	1.2929	0.05018	140	109	21	10
822	Honestly, thanks for the invite. It's just the bears, y'know?	1.2929	0.04476	140	104	31	5
823	Are you sure you've thought this through?	1.2929	0.04914	140	108	23	9
824	I get what you are saying but I think we’ll take our chances.	1.2927	0.04575	164	127	26	11
825	Please, she's not my girlfriend, she's my sister!	1.2926	0.04363	188	147	27	14
826	YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THRU, HAVE YOU?	1.2925	0.04549	147	111	29	7
827	We just wanna hitch a ride with you upstream.	1.2925	0.04340	147	109	33	5
828	The whole world flooded? You say it like it's a bad thing!	1.2925	0.04750	147	113	25	9
829	A free cruise? What’s the catch?	1.2924	0.04285	171	130	32	9
830	Yeah,we are heard what God said. But just stop and think for a moment,would ya	1.2922	0.04781	154	120	23	11
831	Gefilte? What's gefilte?	1.2922	0.05040	154	123	17	14
832	Except we actually like water.	1.2922	0.04600	154	118	27	9
833	You had to part the sea, didn't you?	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
834	Fish ladder, my ass.	1.2919	0.04548	161	124	27	10
835	You really think we need to go in the boat?	1.2919	0.04956	161	129	17	15
836	Not going to happen, she was my shoal-sweetheart and it didn’t end well.	1.2917	0.04503	144	108	30	6
837	So you're saying we need to be saved from too much...water?	1.2917	0.04915	144	112	22	10
838	You do know we can handle the flood, right?	1.2914	0.04370	175	135	29	11
839	No!! Two fishes and five loaves are not enough…	1.2911	0.04692	158	123	24	11
840	Save your own sole. We’re staying.	1.2911	0.04692	158	123	24	11
841	Well this seems counterintuitive...	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
842	We can't find a spot. Everyone's scared of sleeping with the fishes.	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
843	Where’s the flood?	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
844	Of all the fish in the sea you couldn’t do better than Larry here?	1.2908	0.04986	141	110	21	10
845	Do I have to…..really?	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
846	Perhaps we’re swimming against the tide here, Noah, but sometimes it doesn’t make sense to take God’s Word literally.	1.2907	0.04645	172	136	22	14
847	And just how many other couples are assigned to the pool?	1.2907	0.04571	172	135	24	13
848	You had to bring my sister?	1.2907	0.04343	172	132	30	10
849	Sorry, she insists we'd be better off in the water.	1.2905	0.04315	148	110	33	5
850	She’s Roe; I’m Wade.	1.2903	0.04481	155	118	29	8
851	If the sharks are going with you, we’ll take our chances out there.	1.2903	0.04290	155	116	33	6
852	I think we should sit this one out...	1.2903	0.04481	155	118	29	8
853	Hear me now, this won't end well.	1.2903	0.04753	155	121	23	11
854	Just leave us in the water.	1.2901	0.04660	131	98	28	5
855	Do you understand that a fish out of water is a bad thing?'	1.2899	0.05060	138	108	20	10
856	Cod! Oh, sorry, I misheard.	1.2899	0.05060	138	108	20	10
857	Haven't you ever heard of a fish ladder?	1.2899	0.04736	138	105	26	7
858	It's awfully kind of you, but we are honestly not feeling all that threatened.	1.2899	0.05163	138	109	18	11
859	Tell God we preferred the flood.	1.2897	0.05078	145	115	18	12
860	Thanks for loading the goldfish, we were starving in there.	1.2897	0.04885	145	113	22	10
861	Sorry... We’re scaling back.”	1.2897	0.04582	145	110	28	7
862	I think you're missing the point when it comes to us fish.	1.2895	0.04538	152	116	28	8
863	No offense, but I feel like a fish out of water.	1.2895	0.04817	152	119	22	11
864	We're with the band.	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
865	I'd like to file a complaint about the lack of accessibility.	1.2893	0.04915	159	127	18	14
866	Sorry, we just don’t like how the bears keep looking at us.	1.2893	0.04666	159	124	24	11
867	Mind if we swim alongside?	1.2893	0.04218	159	119	34	6
868	We thought you said, 'Cod, please help me.'	1.2892	0.04606	166	130	24	12
869	Im not sure you actually read the memo	1.2890	0.04321	173	133	30	10
870	Are you sure He meant all animals?	1.2889	0.05028	135	105	21	9
871	You realize this is pretty ridiculous, even for God.	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
872	No, you want Noah's boat. This one goes to Staten Island.	1.2887	0.04955	142	111	21	10
873	We feel a bit like fish out of water.	1.2887	0.04853	142	110	23	9
874	We are one fish, two fish - red fish, blue fish are still on their way	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
875	You must not NO-ah bout me	1.2886	0.04073	149	109	37	3
876	40 days with the grizzly bears on the second floor is 40 days too long.	1.2885	0.04727	156	122	23	11
877	God dam it.	1.2883	0.04414	163	125	29	9
878	Think again if you think we're the last two.	1.2880	0.04212	184	142	31	11
879	Hey-- we LIKE the flood !	1.2878	0.04923	139	108	22	9
880	Our room is full of salt.	1.2877	0.04758	146	113	24	9
881	How about a little help, Noah? We’re like fish out of water here!	1.2876	0.04789	153	120	22	11
882	I told you, we hate cruises.	1.2876	0.04512	153	117	28	8
883	No, we’re One fish and Two fish. Red fish and Blue fish are further down the line.	1.2876	0.04216	153	114	34	5
884	What list? I want to talk to your manager	1.2876	0.04699	153	119	24	10
885	My cousin was once offered a 'free cruise,' and he ended up on an all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.2874	0.04422	167	129	28	10
886	We're on the fence. We can handle the flood either way."	1.2874	0.04221	174	133	32	9
887	Nope! We saw the tubs of tartar sauce being loaded.	1.2874	0.04142	174	132	34	8
888	I’m here to save your sole.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
889	Thanks for the offer. But while the ark may have been the answer to your prayers, the flood was the answer to ours.	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
890	Just wanna make sure -- we're not the entre, right?	1.2867	0.04471	150	114	29	7
891	You call this ramp accessible?	1.2867	0.04266	150	112	33	5
892	You did include a pool, right?	1.2867	0.04266	150	112	33	5
893	You booked us a room in the smoke house?	1.2867	0.04855	150	118	21	11
894	What part of, "We got this", don't you get......?	1.2866	0.04612	157	122	25	10
895	Flood schmud. We're outa here!	1.2866	0.04523	157	121	27	9
896	Dude, it’s water; we’re okay.	1.2866	0.04639	164	129	23	12
897	You may be the chosen one but you're not very bright, are you?	1.2866	0.04217	164	124	33	7
898	Going upstream?	1.2866	0.04719	164	130	21	13
899	Take me to the river.	1.2865	0.04187	171	130	33	8
900	You need to keep us away from all the Brown Bears and Grizzlies, Andeans, Polars, Suns, Sloths, Asiatic and North American Black Bears! Pandas are OK. Kinda cuddly––and they seem to be vegans.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
901	Thanks for the invite but you can give our spots away, we’re good.	1.2857	0.04041	175	132	36	7
902	So this is what you meant by “draining the swamp?“	1.2857	0.04922	147	116	20	11
903	I can’t believe the red fish and the blue fish beat us here	1.2857	0.04922	147	116	20	11
904	I would rather be in a flood, than to accept these accommodations.	1.2857	0.04937	154	123	18	13
905	Wild? Farmed? Transgenic? When will you stop grilling us?	1.2857	0.04530	161	125	26	10
906	Water? Oh you’ll get water.	1.2857	0.05387	126	100	16	10
907	Did you say there are bears on this cruise?	1.2857	0.04173	161	121	34	6
908	Of course we are carping. We are carp.	1.2848	0.04451	165	128	27	10
909	I am absolutely not "doing it" with her.	1.2848	0.04843	158	126	19	13
910	You said there’d be a pool onboard.	1.2848	0.04445	151	115	29	7
911	Why sure! We'd be happy to roe your boat!"	1.2847	0.04894	144	113	21	10
912	Are the pool facilities here nice ?	1.2847	0.04587	144	110	27	7
913	I know what you were commanded to do, but what about common sense?	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
914	A flood you say? Think we'll pass and not come on board!	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
915	I think we're good, but thanks anyway.	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
916	How do you unspread water?	1.2838	0.04501	148	113	28	7
917	Did you bring the bread?	1.2838	0.04184	148	110	34	4
918	You're charging HOW much and there's no buffet?	1.2838	0.04893	148	117	20	11
919	You guys got a swimming pool someplace on this cruise ship ?	1.2837	0.04756	141	109	24	8
920	And, why not?	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
921	The all-inclusive said there'd be an aquarium.	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
922	Can we at least get an ocean view?	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
923	Two many fish in the sea	1.2833	0.04115	180	138	33	9
924	We’re seeking asylum.	1.2832	0.05402	113	88	18	7
925	I feel like a fish outta water with all the mammals onboard!	1.2830	0.04473	159	123	27	9
926	Ok Noah, so let me get this straight. You want us to load up in there so we don’t drown!!!???	1.2830	0.04648	159	125	23	11
927	Spawning is natural”, you said. “A change of scenery will do you good”, you said	1.2829	0.04517	152	117	27	8
928	If it’s all the same to you, we’d prefer to stay outside the boat.	1.2829	0.04706	152	119	23	10
929	where’s the indoor pool	1.2829	0.04320	152	115	31	6
930	Which way to the deck pool?	1.2828	0.04663	145	112	25	8
931	This might be a good time to explain about gills.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
932	If it's just the same with you, we'll take our chances here.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
933	«Her name is Salmonella, she doesnt HAVE salmonella»	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
934	Who is in charge of logistics?	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
935	You interrupted a rockin' spawn for this?!	1.2822	0.04396	163	126	28	9
936	No worries. Even if it floods we’ll be OK.	1.2822	0.04647	163	129	22	12
937	What do you mean land animals only? You guys evolved from us!	1.2822	0.04647	163	129	22	12
938	Can you give us directions to Cape Cod?	1.2821	0.05128	156	128	12	16
939	I hate it already, Agnes.	1.2821	0.04708	156	123	22	11
940	Do we look like sheep?	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
941	This guy doesn't even have enough sense to round up the unicorns	1.2819	0.04268	149	112	32	5
942	So the world is going to flood, and you want the two of us to join you in the one place without water?	1.2819	0.04864	149	118	20	11
943	Didn’t make the cut	1.2819	0.04769	149	117	22	10
944	Yo, yo, we saw a certain famous person from Nazareth with bread, he is not thinking of feeding multitudes is he?	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
945	Plenty of fish in the sea, and you chose him?	1.2817	0.05034	142	113	18	11
946	You promise we're headed upstream?	1.2814	0.04643	167	133	21	13
947	This all seems a little fishy to me.	1.2812	0.04622	160	126	23	11
948	Yes,Noah. We are actually PRO -flooding.	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
949	Did it ever occur to you that water covering the land is not a bad thing for some of us?	1.2812	0.04175	160	121	33	6
950	We didn't want to be saved!	1.2810	0.04679	153	120	23	10
951	The accommodations are terrible! We’re packed like sardines in there	1.2810	0.05407	121	96	16	9
952	No way if you let those grizzlies stay onboard.	1.2808	0.04736	146	114	23	9
953	We like a wetter room.	1.2808	0.04532	146	112	27	7
954	What do you mean Gefilte isn't on your list?	1.2807	0.04410	171	134	26	11
955	My wife wants to know if the water is still or sparkling	1.2807	0.04251	171	132	30	9
956	That's my mother you idiot.	1.2806	0.04570	139	106	27	6
957	Before we swim aboard,"is this the couples only cruise?"	1.2806	0.04900	139	109	21	9
958	It’s a fucking zoo in there! We’ll just follow in your wake, thank you.	1.2805	0.04286	164	126	30	8
959	Yo Noah, that 2 of everything rule doesn't fly for fish!	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
960	We heard your call for carpe diem.	1.2803	0.05303	132	106	15	11
961	How do we know this isn't some kind of elaborate seafood restaurant?	1.2803	0.05080	132	104	19	9
962	We changed our minds. We'd rather swim than sink.	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
963	This is our first cruise...besides the opportunity to continue our species will there be entertainment?	1.2803	0.04593	157	123	24	10
964	We demand accomodations for our physical needs!	1.2803	0.04412	157	121	28	8
965	We’re only going aboard if you stop Fish on Friday during Lent.	1.2800	0.04486	175	139	23	13
966	What do you want us to do, sprout legs?	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
967	And we’re nowhere near the bears, right?	1.2798	0.04541	168	133	23	12
968	This is Genesis. You want Matthew. Go straight ahead and turn left at the New Testament.	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
969	Please direct us to the sea level.	1.2795	0.04424	161	125	27	9
970	Actually, you know what? We’re good.	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
971	YEAH, NOAH, UMM, WE LOVE THE EFFORT HERE BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR LIST. WE’RE TWO ‘CATFISH’, NOT TWO ‘CATS’.	1.2793	0.05748	111	89	13	9
972	Leave us here. The next 40 days will be awesome.	1.2791	0.04229	172	133	30	9
973	Is this cruise really all inclusive or just a bait-and-switch?	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
974	Unfortunately, for us, this guy is not too bright.	1.2791	0.04919	129	100	22	7
975	Really, we're not worried about it raining for 40 days and 40 nights.	1.2789	0.04806	147	116	21	10
976	No, a 'fish ramp' is not the same as a fish ladder."	1.2789	0.04806	147	116	21	10
977	Somethings fishy, Noah. We can’t scale the gangplank.	1.2789	0.04608	147	114	25	8
978	We’re fish. We’ll take are chances with the flood	1.2789	0.04608	147	114	25	8
979	Cat food?	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
980	two fish or not two fish, that is the question!	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
981	Nice job, jerk. She’s my sister.	1.2786	0.04869	140	110	21	9
982	She's saying I'm not her type.	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
983	You’re going overboard.	1.2786	0.04541	140	107	27	6
984	You know a flood is my wet dream, right?	1.2786	0.05076	140	112	17	11
985	Two if by sea.	1.2786	0.04541	140	107	27	6
986	Sure everybody on board is vegan?	1.2785	0.04294	158	121	30	7
987	I know it's a touchy subject, but I really do need to know your genders.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
988	So the “Holy” Mackerel can come, but not us, eh?	1.2781	0.04322	151	115	30	6
989	You do realize we're gay?	1.2781	0.04594	169	135	21	13
990	But we passed the swim test.	1.2778	0.04564	144	111	26	7
991	Leave us, seriously, we'll be fine.	1.2778	0.05119	126	99	19	8
992	Obviously we're not the ones God's mad at.	1.2778	0.05242	126	100	17	9
993	Our only request is that you not sit us next to the grizzly bears	1.2778	0.04564	144	111	26	7
994	Nice try Noah - there is no way we’re getting on this sushi boat!	1.2778	0.04346	144	109	30	5
995	Can’t put my fin on it, but something doesn’t feel right about this.	1.2778	0.04487	162	127	25	10
996	We got gills, nimrod. Throw us back now.	1.2774	0.04626	155	122	23	10
997	He's gay.	1.2774	0.04715	155	123	21	11
998	Hasn’t this guy heard the saying ‘like a fish out of water’?	1.2774	0.04441	155	120	27	8
999	Before he started loading this thing, he should've taken Bio 101.	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
1000	Sir Noah, do we go in the ark or under it?"	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
1001	Holy Moses it's about time!	1.2774	0.04940	137	108	20	9
1002	You interrupted our spawning season for this!?	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
1003	Hey, I think we're gonna walk.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1004	Well God told me he was sending the flood as a gift, so I think we’re kind of at an impasse here.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1005	Did you ever consider we may have enjoyed the flood?	1.2770	0.04580	148	115	25	8
1006	Yeay...dry land	1.2770	0.04479	148	114	27	7
1007	We’re here to feed the bears.	1.2770	0.04269	148	112	31	5
1008	You're forgetting the loaves.	1.2770	0.04269	148	112	31	5
1009	Thanks, but we’re ok.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1010	We’re not gonna lie, the fact you’re seating us next to the grizzlies is making us very suspicious.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1011	There’s something fishy about the entire premise.	1.2769	0.05006	130	102	20	8
1012	Thanks, I think we'll wait outside.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1013	You said there was a fish ladder	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1014	You’re not gonna want to go in there, the sheep sleep with the fishes	1.2766	0.04942	141	112	19	10
1015	On three you slap him and we break for the water!	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
1016	Something tells me you've heard this before, but there's just the two of us.	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
1017	You’re gonna need a wetter boat	1.2764	0.05452	123	99	14	10
1018	Let's get this straight! You think you are saving us from a flood?	1.2761	0.05013	134	106	19	9
1019	we're ok with the flood thing, really.	1.2761	0.04015	163	123	35	5
1020	The moment when Noah gets the idea for the First Delicatessen.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1021	Really? You think you’re saving us from the flood?	1.2759	0.04536	145	112	26	7
1022	We're getting off! You can only go downstream with this thing!	1.2759	0.04743	145	114	22	9
1023	Come on, man! We're chickens! We just happen to live in the sea.	1.2759	0.04320	145	110	30	5
1024	Give me one good reason why we can’t	1.2759	0.04429	145	111	28	6
1025	Are you sure he didn't say leaveth the fish behind?	1.2759	0.04843	145	115	20	10
1026	We've got no problem with water, so we're not going.	1.2756	0.04776	156	125	19	12
1027	Just a heads up. We’re gay.	1.2756	0.04959	127	99	21	7
1028	You dummy, Noah. Can't you see we're the same sex?	1.2754	0.04573	138	106	26	6
1029	Noah? I fucked'ah!	1.2750	0.05671	120	98	11	11
1030	Seriously??? You brought us to DRY land?????	1.2749	0.04233	171	133	29	9
1031	Yeah but we identify as land-based.	1.2748	0.04853	131	102	22	7
1032	We don't care who commanded you. We'll take our chances with the flood.	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
1033	Next time some guy offers to save us from a flood, let's remember we're fish.	1.2748	0.05089	131	104	18	9
1034	How much for forty days and forty nights in the bilge?	1.2748	0.04853	131	102	22	7
1035	Dude. Seriously. It's was a FLOOD.	1.2745	0.04840	153	123	18	12
1036	When you said,"high and dry," we just thought you meant metaphorically.	1.2745	0.04470	153	119	26	8
1037	Not thrilled with the accommodations	1.2744	0.03994	164	124	35	5
1038	Tell me again how the flood will kill off all the fish?	1.2741	0.04867	135	106	21	8
1039	Flood, genius.	1.2740	0.04509	146	113	26	7
1040	We are not getting on if the only fish tank is in the kitchen.	1.2740	0.04714	146	115	22	9
1041	Don’t look at me … I told her it was land animals only !	1.2739	0.04483	157	123	25	9
1042	You're telling me we can't eat the worms?!	1.2739	0.04391	157	122	27	8
1043	Uh,Noah buddy,I don’t think you thought this through…	1.2739	0.04834	157	127	17	13
1044	No, uh I think we’ll be okay…	1.2738	0.04196	168	130	30	8
1045	Actually, in the event of Biblical rain, we're fairly comfortable out here...	1.2735	0.05513	117	94	14	9
1046	Nice thought, but we think we're going to be more comfortable out here.	1.2734	0.05048	128	101	19	8
1047	Holy mackerel.”	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
1048	You get that this isn't an improvement for us, right?	1.2734	0.05086	139	112	16	11
1049	I'm not going without my bagel.	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
1050	Charging $8 for a water bottle, THAT’S sinful.	1.2733	0.04661	161	129	20	12
1051	There's no point bringing your pole along. I'm Larry, this here's Steve.	1.2727	0.04347	143	109	29	5
1052	Noah. We live in water. We’ll be fine in the flood.	1.2727	0.04722	154	123	20	11
1053	What part of 'anadromous' don't you understand?!	1.2727	0.04778	143	113	21	9
1054	Noah, honey, you seem a little unclear on the purpose of this activity.	1.2727	0.04839	121	93	23	5
1055	Who says fish like visiting relatives begins to stink after 3 days?	1.2727	0.04632	154	122	22	10
1056	An all-loving god would seat us without a reservation.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1057	If we see any loaves on board, we're out of here.	1.2722	0.04547	158	125	23	10
1058	We had a reservation !	1.2721	0.05068	147	120	14	13
1059	We were doing fine, Mr. overachiever.	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
1060	Any chance of an ocean view room?	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
1061	No smoking, please.	1.2721	0.04836	136	107	21	8
1062	All this and you've got how many breeds of cats in there?	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1063	My wife wants to know if you're licensed to operate this thing.	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1064	It may be a ramp, but it's still not accessible!	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1065	The whales have decided to take their chances.	1.2716	0.04015	162	123	34	5
1066	I hear you are headed upstream?	1.2715	0.04597	151	119	23	9
1067	Noah, what gives?	1.2715	0.04785	151	121	19	11
1068	Yeah, the boat won’t be necessary, we’re just going to enjoy the flood.	1.2715	0.04299	151	116	29	6
1069	I think we'll take our chances with the flood. There are too many piscivores on board.	1.2714	0.04516	140	108	26	6
1070	Air-breather savior complex.	1.2713	0.04505	129	98	27	4
1071	Don’t worry. If it doesn't work, we'll just crawl out of the water and start over again.	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
1072	Yes, but consider Biblical credibility - fish saved from flood?!	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
1073	The online registration site was poorly designed. Is that our fault?	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
1074	If you don't light some incense in there, we're leaving.	1.2713	0.05133	129	103	17	9
1075	So, evolution is biblical after all?	1.2710	0.04513	155	122	24	9
1076	We heard there was a couples retreat.	1.2708	0.04850	144	115	19	10
1077	….He expects us to multiply right here in the open with everyone watching? Jesus!	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
1078	This feels like a scam."	1.2707	0.04906	133	105	20	8
1079	Put down the hook and we'll consider it.	1.2705	0.05210	122	97	17	8
1080	In case you haven't noticed , This isn't gonna work	1.2704	0.04433	159	125	25	9
1081	Are you headed upriver ?	1.2703	0.04351	148	114	28	6
1082	Don’t act like this is unbelievable, have you read the rest of this book?	1.2703	0.05716	111	90	12	9
1083	Why do we have to ride in the barrel?	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
1084	Forget it,Noah- we’re not cedar plank salmon!	1.2701	0.04168	174	136	29	9
1085	Looks like we missed our stop	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
1086	Sure, on paper it makes sense…	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
1087	She's trying to convince me to make a leap of faith.	1.2701	0.04691	137	107	23	7
1088	Trust us, we’ve done this before.	1.2701	0.04209	137	103	31	3
1089	No drink minimum, right?	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
1090	Hurry Noah, the flood could not come too soon!	1.2701	0.04576	137	106	25	6
1091	We tried to convince those 2 unicorn to stay on board Noah, but they hurdled us and took off!	1.2701	0.05023	137	110	17	10
1092	What is water?	1.2698	0.05335	126	102	14	10
1093	Can we get a room far from the brown bears?	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1094	But, what if we don't want to have children?	1.2698	0.05568	126	104	10	12
1095	I'm just waiting for the loaves.	1.2698	0.04835	126	98	22	6
1096	How about we don’t, but you just say we did?	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1097	Honestly Noah, I think we'll be fine.	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
1098	do you think this is necessary?	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1099	I've been trying to explain to her that she doesn't need to be rescued from a flood.	1.2697	0.04665	152	121	21	10
1100	Put us back in the water! God damn it!	1.2697	0.04570	152	120	23	9
1101	Well you said Bring a date	1.2697	0.04375	152	118	27	7
1102	This whole "ark-thing" sounds fishy to me.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
1103	Hey old man, it's time to sleep with the fishes.	1.2692	0.04668	156	125	20	11
1104	If that would have taken us any longer to emerge from the ocean, we would have grown legs and walked away.	1.2692	0.05098	130	104	17	9
1105	It’s not the water we’re afraid of; it’s what’s about to be in it.”	1.2692	0.04579	156	124	22	10
1106	Twin beds, please.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
1107	Just don’t put us in with the clown fish.	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1108	I don’t need to be rescued.	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
1109	We heard your goldfish bowl was tiny.	1.2690	0.04295	145	111	29	5
1110	Let us off when it starts raining, okay?	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
1111	But we live in water and can't wait for the flood, you wanker.	1.2689	0.05297	119	95	16	8
1112	You're gonna need a bigger boat.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1113	You didn't really think this through, did you?	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
1114	Get in, and I'll spare you the rod.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
1115	It's not about you Noah. It's about us." Mark Halverson Fair Oaks, California	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
1116	It's kind of a fish out of water thing,	1.2685	0.04429	149	116	26	7
1117	Well, there really aren’t any other fish in the sea!	1.2685	0.04429	149	116	26	7
1118	It's moments like these that tests one's faith.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1119	all I'm asking is that you at least reconsider the teach a man to fish part	1.2683	0.05172	123	98	17	8
1120	You're sure the bears aren't allowed in the water park?	1.2681	0.04883	138	110	19	9
1121	I'd argue you should take Him seriously but not literally.	1.2681	0.04773	138	109	21	8
1122	Take us to King Salomon.	1.2681	0.04429	138	106	27	5
1123	No, no, no. You come in with loaves much later!	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
1124	Why should we have to swim? You're the ones who sinned.	1.2681	0.04773	138	109	21	8
1125	There's no pool!	1.2679	0.04177	168	131	29	8
1126	He said he needed two SURGEONS	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1127	In retrospect, swimming upstream feels like it wasn’t the worst case scenario.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1128	Vacation is over guys. Back in the water.	1.2676	0.04784	142	113	20	9
1129	would prefer to take our chances !	1.2676	0.04460	142	110	26	6
1130	Well maybe we don't WANT to swim, ever think of that?	1.2675	0.04179	157	121	30	6
1131	You caused us to miss a lot of school time	1.2675	0.04641	157	126	20	11
1132	It's true, we can't walk NOW. But in 4,000 years you'll wish you could swim.	1.2675	0.04553	157	125	22	10
1133	Bummer. We're both males.	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
1134	What do you mean we’re too late to board? We were detained at security because they said we looked fishy.	1.2672	0.04952	116	90	21	5
1135	What are you doing, man? This is our time!	1.2672	0.04311	131	99	29	3
1136	We traded places with the unicorns.	1.2672	0.04702	131	102	23	6
1137	Yeah, so it was in Vegas and there was a fake Elvis, but we're still a couple	1.2672	0.04945	131	104	19	8
1138	Bad Judgment Day	1.2672	0.04445	131	100	27	4
1139	It was Row vs Wade…	1.2671	0.04485	146	114	25	7
1140	But Sir, we're just from different schools!	1.2667	0.04841	135	107	20	8
1141	Surely you can find room for creatures who are full of zinc and calcium, but are also irony.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1142	Did you have to put us next to the bears?	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1143	You mean fish are not included?	1.2667	0.04310	165	130	26	9
1144	What if I tell you we’re polygamists?	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1145	Noah, we like floods.	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1146	There's plenty of fish in the sea	1.2667	0.04607	135	105	24	6
1147	We will eventually be considered land animals	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1148	We assume you have a pool.	1.2662	0.03913	154	116	35	3
1149	Er, I'm gay....	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
1150	wild caught, no color added, quarters please!	1.2662	0.04518	139	108	25	6
1151	Please. Go get the fish ladder!	1.2662	0.04030	139	104	33	2
1152	I gotta tell you, I'm gay.	1.2662	0.04743	139	110	21	8
1153	Nah, we'll meet you at the rainbow.	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1154	If you let us on, we promise to help your great grandson part the Red Sea.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1155	Use your head and start thinking, Noah!“ 🐟🐟	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1156	Well, of course we would prefer the floodwaters.	1.2661	0.05777	109	89	11	9
1157	We’re the King of King Salmon.	1.2658	0.03957	158	120	34	4
1158	So what if she's a mackeral and I'm a trout - the flyer just said two fish, first come.	1.2657	0.04543	143	112	24	7
1159	The flood can't come soon enough for us, pal!	1.2657	0.04650	143	113	22	8
1160	C'mon Mavis, we don't need this: we like water!	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1161	T.G.I.F.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1162	They said it was 'by hook or by crook.' We're glad you used the crook.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1163	Why should we have to pay for your climate-change hysteria?	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1164	Holy Mackerel! Are you sure you thought this through?	1.2654	0.04533	162	130	21	11
1165	Actually Noah we were looking forward to all this rain	1.2652	0.04670	132	103	23	6
1166	Thanks, but we like our chances in the water better.	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
1167	Explain to your boss- fish don't need saving from a flood.	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
1168	Next time maybe mention what you would be “saving” us from.	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
1169	Sooo…do you want to follow us or should we follow you?	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
1170	oh, parked it on top of a mountain I see. Real cool, Noah	1.2650	0.05063	117	92	19	6
1171	Laugh now, but in 40 days we’ll be walking out of here.	1.2650	0.05615	117	96	11	10
1172	It’s alright, but what’s the school district like?	1.2649	0.04275	151	117	28	6
1173	We noticed the two grizzlies ahead of us, so we’re gonna go ahead and swim.	1.2649	0.04946	151	124	14	13
1174	We called an Uber!	1.2649	0.04670	151	121	20	10
1175	Holy mackerel is right! Now let’s get this show on the road!	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1176	Tell Moses to fix the sea!	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1177	Can I propose we just swim alongside?	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
1178	Waitaminute - the agency said there's pools on three decks!	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
1179	Remember, your best sign that the storm is over will be when we become sea sick.	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
1180	You can take a fish out of water but you can’t make him walk.	1.2645	0.04301	155	121	27	7
1181	Thanks all the same, but we'll take our chances out here	1.2645	0.04510	121	92	26	3
1182	Well, who's HIS supervisor?	1.2645	0.05084	121	96	18	7
1183	No, not "Holy Mackerel!" We are Salmon. Damn it! Salmon!	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
1184	Thanks all the same, we thought there was an indoor pool.	1.2643	0.04713	140	111	21	8
1185	Why does he keep muttering "Teach a man to fish...?"	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1186	There are no bears on this boat, right?	1.2639	0.04406	144	112	26	6
1187	The buffet better have more than two shrimp.	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1188	We're just going upstream.	1.2639	0.04180	144	110	30	4
1189	Whaddya mean, we'll be "part of the buffet?"	1.2639	0.04827	144	116	18	10
1190	Throw us back dummy, cant you see we have gills	1.2638	0.04423	163	130	23	10
1191	You're dropping us off at our ancestral spawning creek, right?	1.2636	0.04985	129	103	18	8
1192	If it's all the same to you, we'll skip the cruise.	1.2636	0.04473	129	99	26	4
1193	A flood would come in handy right about now.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1194	I'm telling you this is NEVER gonna work!	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
1195	We're gender neutral; deal with it!	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
1196	What do you mean we can't use our points?	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
1197	Ok, fine. We’ll meet back here in forty days and forty nights.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1198	We don't need bicycles either.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1199	What, no room for us on the ark?	1.2632	0.04387	133	102	27	4
1200	What five loaves??	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
1201	Seriously, Noah. We’re good with the flood.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1202	No, actually we don't mind the flood.	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
1203	I’m sorry, but why would a salmon reserve a smoking room?	1.2632	0.04356	171	137	23	11
1204	We'd like you to leave the $!@# bears behind.	1.2628	0.04778	137	109	20	8
1205	Thanks but we’ve decided to go long on the oceans.	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1206	Noah, think it through!	1.2628	0.04889	137	110	18	9
1207	Are we passengers or ‘The Last Supper’?!¿!?	1.2627	0.05167	118	94	17	7
1208	I'd like to speak with your supervisor.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1209	I don’t care who you work for. We’re not leaving.	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1210	40 days? Do you know how much we smell after just three days!	1.2624	0.04790	141	113	19	9
1211	I've seen a lot of dumb things, Noah, but this?	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1212	Just be aware that we have to be returned to this exact spot to spawn.	1.2623	0.05309	122	99	14	9
1213	We prefer the water	1.2623	0.05047	122	97	18	7
1214	So this is how it works?? I find it quite offensive that all the other couples are ushered to the lounge and we get assigned to the kitchen.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1215	So, Noah, which idiot drew up the manifest for this cruise?	1.2622	0.04727	164	135	15	14
1216	My good man, be so kind to direct us to the aquarium deck please."	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1217	but we reserved a room with a water bed!	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
1218	There's way too much air in there!	1.2621	0.04379	145	113	26	6
1219	Thanks anyway but we’ll take our chances without the ark.	1.2621	0.04268	145	112	28	5
1220	What do you mean we're being prepared in the smoking section?	1.2619	0.04242	168	133	26	9
1221	We're having second thoughts since you brought the olive oil and garlic on board.	1.2617	0.04405	149	117	25	7
1222	We’d like a room with a view of the sea	1.2617	0.04704	149	120	19	10
1223	Thanks anyway. I think we'll take our chances with the flood.	1.2617	0.04301	149	116	27	6
1224	When can we expect the beverage cart?	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1225	What's on Friday's menu?	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1226	What part of Great Flood don't you understand?	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
1227	You’re saving us from rain?	1.2615	0.05186	130	106	14	10
1228	Actually, we were good	1.2615	0.05070	130	105	16	9
1229	I dunno, we’ve had problems with humans wanting us to get on their boats before…	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1230	Couldn’t we just meet you somewhere?	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1231	You do understand the concept of unintended consequences don't you?	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1232	We can spawn pretty quickly, but I want to see how you do the bread.	1.2609	0.04747	138	110	20	8
1233	Can you give us a hand here? Jesus is going to need us for a miracle in a couple of generations.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1234	She’s not the one I would have picked!	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1235	I don't think you understand how gills work.	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1236	Thanks for the offer, but we'd prefer to swim.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1237	You waited for dry land to let us out?	1.2609	0.05174	138	114	12	12
1238	Is it OK if we just swim alongside?	1.2606	0.04023	165	128	31	6
1239	Entry now requires two-factor authentication	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1240	The parting of the waters was quite a trick, but we're dying here!	1.2605	0.05128	119	95	17	7
1241	Thanks, but we're just staying home this year.	1.2605	0.05128	119	95	17	7
1242	But we paid for bilge class!	1.2603	0.04130	146	112	30	4
1243	Somehow, this just seems counterproductive.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1244	Something about this smells fishy to me!	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1245	Next time you play world hero, do a little more research on your beneficiaries.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1246	we would have been just fine in the flood you big jerk!	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1247	'What's the point?'	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1248	We just wish you'd mind your own business.	1.2600	0.04770	150	122	17	11
1249	My husband thought this was a good idea, but he’s always been a fish out of water…	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
1250	Why can't we both be female	1.2598	0.04900	127	101	19	7
1251	We’ll take sparkling, with lime.	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1252	Thanks anyway. We got this.	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1253	The Lord said 'Land animals only.'	1.2595	0.04279	131	100	28	3
1254	On second thought...	1.2595	0.04414	131	101	26	4
1255	Well, yea, we were farm raised…is that gonna be a problem?”	1.2595	0.04545	131	102	24	5
1256	Yeah…we’re just gonna swim there.	1.2595	0.04796	131	104	20	7
1257	My wife gets seasick easily. Do you anticipate rough seas today?	1.2595	0.05035	131	106	16	9
1258	And I'm supposed to do WHAT all over the eggs?!	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1259	Sounds like a fun trip, Noah, but we’re gonna take a hard pass	1.2595	0.04323	158	125	25	8
1260	We said we’re not interested in a timeshare!	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
1261	Fish ladders are supposed to be underwater.	1.2593	0.04698	135	107	21	7
1262	Well there was a heck of a lot of meat on board and we figured one day someone might want a healthier choice.	1.2593	0.04928	135	109	17	9
1263	We know two by two is your thing, but we identify as a school.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1264	Zero stars. Do not recommend.	1.2590	0.04490	139	109	24	6
1265	Something fishy is going on here.	1.2589	0.05033	112	88	19	5
1266	We don’t really need Gary with us, I can do Parthenogenesis.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1267	Fish and chips today or fish for future generations. It's your call.	1.2587	0.04625	143	114	21	8
1268	I find your anti-piscatorial views to be highly disturbing. We feel excluded.	1.2587	0.04293	143	111	27	5
1269	What do you mean we’re just dinner?”	1.2586	0.05354	116	94	14	8
1270	We understand there are some issues with ADA compliance.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1271	Save us from the flood? You're kidding, right?	1.2586	0.05212	116	93	16	7
1272	It's my ex wife!	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1273	I told you we’re not a couple, Noah.	1.2585	0.04433	147	116	24	7
1274	Can we get a different room? We don't feel comfortable next to the bears"	1.2585	0.04738	147	119	18	10
1275	Is it too late to back out?	1.2585	0.04327	147	115	26	6
1276	Does it look like we creepeth upon the Earth?"	1.2583	0.05225	120	97	15	8
1277	There's just a little problem saving us from all that water.	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1278	No excuses for being last out	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1279	Reproduction? Try catch and release.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1280	Fish live best in water, sir.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1281	And you think you’re a fish out of water!	1.2581	0.04974	124	99	18	7
1282	Looking for the carp ark	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1283	Sorry, that’s too many Pisces.	1.2579	0.04299	159	126	25	8
1284	We changed our minds--it's impossible to breathe in there.	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1285	I call it “Arc-tic cod”	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1286	Do you think we're taking this too literally?	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1287	Personally I think we could have waited this one out .	1.2576	0.04515	132	103	24	5
1288	I'm supposed to do what? No way. She smells like a fish.	1.2576	0.05001	132	107	16	9
1289	Follow us. We're headed home.	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
1290	That was mal-ark-ey!	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1291	Does it have an aquarium?	1.2574	0.04549	136	107	23	6
1292	All she does is carp.	1.2571	0.04694	105	80	23	2
1293	We prefer the flood!	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
1294	If a flood is coming, this seems disadvantageous.	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
1295	The Aristocrats!	1.2571	0.04901	140	114	16	10
1296	You could of at least made a fish ladder!	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
1297	No, we do not want to lodge with the seals.	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
1298	You’re welcome for the legs, by the way.	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
1299	Does freshwater mean nothing to you?! Get me your manager.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1300	What about Red Fish and Blue Fish?	1.2568	0.04301	148	116	26	6
1301	Trust me, we'll be fine.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
1302	We’ll meet you upstream.	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1303	Just when we've got it made, you come along!	1.2566	0.04620	152	123	19	10
1304	God your an idiot!	1.2564	0.04567	117	90	24	3
1305	We'd rather be left in the flood, genius.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1306	I take it this means sushi is off the menu?	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
1307	Ok, so tell me again why we need protection from this flood?	1.2564	0.05313	117	95	14	8
1308	We're fish, dumbass!	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1309	What, were you expecting King Solomon?	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1310	If you won't be arking up-stream, we would prefer to swim.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1311	We're here to model for the bumper sticker	1.2561	0.04114	164	129	28	7
1312	I'm thirsty!	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1313	If you're not going upstream we want off!	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1314	Which genius put us in the shark tank ?	1.2560	0.05194	125	102	14	9
1315	We are trying to evolve as fast as we can!	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1316	Nice try! You know you were not on the list!	1.2560	0.04385	125	96	26	3
1317	There had better not be two sliced bagels in there waiting for us!	1.2560	0.05068	125	101	16	8
1318	I wouldn't mate with her even if there were no other fish in the ocean!	1.2558	0.04705	129	102	21	6
1319	We got caught in the rush hour stream	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
1320	What are the pool hours?	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
1321	I told you not upstream and again, you wouldn't listen!	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1322	We are polyamorous!	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1323	Let me speak to you Supervisor.	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
1324	We’re of the ‘teach a man to raise chickens’ school.	1.2558	0.05195	129	106	13	10
1325	This is wrong on so many water levels.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1326	So how's that been working politically so far?	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1327	What? I thought you said an act of "Cod."	1.2556	0.04732	133	106	20	7
1328	Hey, come on! We're floundering here!	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1329	Not enough fish in this sea	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1330	Noah do you see the flaw in this story now?	1.2556	0.04732	133	106	20	7
1331	We sail on Friday. Thank God he’s not Catholic.	1.2553	0.04199	141	109	28	4
1332	Um, I think we were fine where we were.	1.2553	0.04657	141	113	20	8
1333	But we're both male.	1.2553	0.04547	141	112	22	7
1334	You're not helping us by putting us in the boat!"	1.2553	0.04764	141	114	18	9
1335	We can’t find our sea legs.	1.2550	0.04380	149	118	24	7
1336	Do we have time for a swim?	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
1337	Pinky promise we will be treated as guests, and not end up as dinner!	1.2549	0.04686	153	125	17	11
1338	We're leaving with the unicorns, and will be taking a rain check.	1.2548	0.04418	157	126	22	9
1339	What in God's name do you think you are doing?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1340	As I see it, we’re dammed if we do and damned if we don’t.”	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1341	Is there room for two fish out of water?	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
1342	Sir, I must ask. Did you really think this through?	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1343	Please! I beg you! We're good with a flood!	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1344	I'm not sure that a bunch of rain is going to be worse for us than being in a boat.	1.2542	0.05133	118	95	16	7
1345	Saviour complex much, Noah?	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1346	Man, from our perspective, you are soooooooo trying to fix something that doesn't need a solution...	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1347	Reservation for Mr and Mrs Lox and please make sure it’s in the smoking section	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1348	This won’t save us from global warming.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1349	A billion other salmon in the world, and you had to pick Mr. Wonderful here?	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1350	Could it be that your God is just not that angry at us?	1.2541	0.05015	122	98	17	7
1351	Nows you can't leave	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
1352	what do you mean there're plenty of fish in the sea?	1.2540	0.04904	126	101	18	7
1353	All the flights were booked	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1354	I can’t stand apples, and I ain’t wearing no fig leaf.	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
1355	Whaddya mean,"head to the kitchen...?!"	1.2538	0.05041	130	106	15	9
1356	Fish gotta swim…..	1.2538	0.04411	130	101	25	4
1357	This is the worst fish ladder I've ever seen.	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
1358	Hey Noah,I think we prefer to take our chances with the flood.	1.2538	0.04922	130	105	17	8
1359	Wait a minute! We love water... and since when do you get blessed with 'holy seasoning'?	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1360	Would it have killed you to install a fish ladder?	1.2537	0.04327	134	104	26	4
1361	must you follow instructions?	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1362	Either way, Mabel, I think we're cooked.	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1363	Hey, do you think you can seat me somewhere else? She's always cranky when she's out of water.	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1364	What's the pole for?	1.2537	0.04818	134	108	18	8
1365	Why do our name tags say ‘Caviar Course’—?	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1366	I already told you it’s two if by sea!	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
1367	I'm sorry, but we booked a spawning suite, with running water.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
1368	We will do just fine during the flood without your assistance, thank you.	1.2536	0.04939	138	113	15	10
1369	Forty days and forty nights? What's the big deal?	1.2535	0.04173	142	110	28	4
1370	You were supposed to let us off two verses ago	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1371	Schmucko, we need to stay in the water during the fucking flood.	1.2532	0.04300	158	126	24	8
1372	So effectively you’re saying you’re from the government and you’re here to help us.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1373	Friday, you said, fish on Friday.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1374	Like I said we’re dogFISH. FISH!	1.2523	0.05490	107	87	13	7
1375	How you gonna save us now, Boat-Boy?	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1376	Why are we on the grocery list?	1.2523	0.05490	107	87	13	7
1377	We overheard the sharks planning an all-you-can-eat buffet party.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1378	It's just a flood, go re-read about the creation of fish until it sinks in.	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1379	N.O.A.A. ?	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
1380	Dry joke.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1381	Alright, Alright - We’re leaving! But our unicorn friends are coming with us!	1.2521	0.04656	119	93	22	4
1382	We selected Comfort, not ride share. We are cancelling.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1383	Next time, don't bother calling unless you foresee a drought.	1.2520	0.04978	123	99	17	7
1384	It's not easy to shepherd fish out of water.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
1385	You shoulda just left us in the water.	1.2520	0.05119	127	104	14	9
1386	Before we shove off, we request to be absent on fridays.	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
1387	This looks fishy.	1.2519	0.04245	131	101	27	3
1388	Are you only taking us because it’s lent?	1.2519	0.04766	131	105	19	7
1389	No thanks. We'll walk.	1.2519	0.04669	135	108	20	7
1390	Holy mackerel Noah,are we the guests or the dinner?	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
1391	Hey Noah, you said the Bears weren't passengers...we beg to differ in the most extreme manner possible!	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1392	You two should probably wait outside	1.2517	0.04379	143	113	24	6
1393	Your God may be angry and vengeful. Our God just gave us a forty day and forty night Hall Pass!	1.2517	0.04528	151	122	20	9
1394	We promise not to flounder.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1395	But I see no evidence of climate change.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1396	Noah, we LIVE in water. Give our spots to the unicorns!	1.2500	0.04548	140	112	21	7
1397	Alright Noah, we’re in but we need a tank separate from the sharks.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1398	This weather speaks clearly: We are the Lord's favorites.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1399	But I have only two worms.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1400	Another old white guy without a DEI policy?! Shocking!	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1401	Thanks but they’re predicting rain.	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1402	No fish-out-of-water jokes !	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
1403	And miss out on the only grizzly-free mating migration of my life? No way.	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1404	Just so you know, we are gender-fluid.	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
1405	It would be much easier if there was water for this fish ladder.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1406	“But we specifically booked “fresh water” for this cruise!”	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1407	Just know, we are going to raise a stink about this.	1.2500	0.05326	120	99	12	9
1408	Yeah, it may rain for forty days, but we ain’t holdin’ our breath.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1409	Actually we were just getting off.	1.2500	0.05192	120	98	14	8
1410	I know we don’t need it, but an invitation would have been nice.	1.2500	0.04754	136	110	18	8
1411	I like our odds better in the flood than the ark.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1412	I understand He said two of each animal, but you do know it’s a flood, right?	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1413	You swear you’re not going to eat us?	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1414	We identify as mammals	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
1415	- “Why do we need to get on board? There is no danger of us ever drowning!”	1.2500	0.04972	132	108	15	9
1416	You take us,but forget the unicorns?	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1417	Now boarding our Gefilte Premium Select Members.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1418	All lives matter!	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1419	Noah,you could have just left us in the water.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1420	Look,God said bring two of every living thing. We are two and living. Besides,we always wanted to go on a cruise.	1.2500	0.04675	144	117	18	9
1421	We would like a window seat facing the ocean please	1.2500	0.04381	148	118	23	7
1422	Haven’t you ever heard of ‘Holy Mackarel’? Yeah, that’s us.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1423	Hey, we're trying to evolve here!	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1424	I told you we took a wrong turn	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
1425	Will the flood be fresh water or salt water?	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1426	A ramp. Gee, how thoughtful.	1.2500	0.05459	116	96	11	9
1427	We’ll ride this one out.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1428	So this fishers of men thing was just a publicity stunt.	1.2500	0.04754	136	110	18	8
1429	Let's see how you feel when the ark sinks.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1430	I thought you said ‘Cod has a plan’!!	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1431	Can we hitch a ride upstream?	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
1432	Fish ARE animals!"	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1433	Wow. First it’s pronounced “sammin” and second we’re trout. Go fishing buddy.	1.2500	0.04229	156	124	25	7
1434	Forget it, we’re leaving. It’s nothing like the ad.	1.2500	0.05201	124	102	13	9
1435	And you’re sure He said two of every animal?	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1436	Is there room for one more? We’re actually in a throuple.	1.2500	0.05056	120	97	16	7
1437	IT’S MY NATURAL SMELL!	1.2500	0.04960	128	104	16	8
1438	One if by land, two if by sea	1.2484	0.04278	153	122	24	7
1439	Umm... the world is going to flood. I think you'll be alright.	1.2483	0.04249	149	118	25	6
1440	You mean the flood is over?	1.2483	0.04354	149	119	23	7
1441	You know this means we have to come back here to spawn	1.2483	0.04646	145	118	18	9
1442	Stop carping about the size of your room and get on the boat!	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
1443	Throw us back you crazy old man!	1.2483	0.04748	145	119	16	10
1444	With a coast to coast aquarium in the making you expect us to board?	1.2482	0.04947	141	117	13	11
1445	Thanks, but we'll take our chances in the water.	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
1446	I hope to God you have an aquarium in there.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
1447	what's with the sharks man!	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
1448	Just one question , any brown bears on board yet?	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
1449	Don't even think about leaving us in plaice to flounder on this perch as the sole survivors of our species!	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
1450	Trust me, we'll do fine off the boat until the storm passes.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1451	What's the big idea having us bunk next to the sharks?	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1452	There are exceptions to His rules, you know.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1453	Yeah, yeah . . . Everyone knows about Captain Noah and his big, amazing Noah's Ark. But you couldn't spare another hour or two to build Noah's Aquarium, could you?	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
1454	We saw the two bears; we'll take our chances with the flood!	1.2481	0.05047	129	106	14	9
1455	Our pronouns are they/them.	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1456	We’re not going. We’ll take our chances in the flood.	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
1457	We don’t identify as ‘fish’.	1.2480	0.04349	125	97	25	3
1458	It's a flood, man! We're supposed to be in the water!	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1459	Anything to eat....besides us?	1.2479	0.04277	121	93	26	2
1460	Roll? Do we look like sushi to you?	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1461	Off. Both of you.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1462	I don’t really think this is necessary…	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1463	Your God said save us from a flood? Can you check with Poseidon for a 2nd opinion?	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
1464	Our agent said you need some comedic onboard entertainment.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1465	Riiight!	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1466	You are not the only one whose house is underwater these days.	1.2478	0.04624	113	88	22	3
1467	I think we may have a different concept of what would be “escaping disaster.”	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1468	I think we’d prefer the flood, honestly.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1469	We’re concerned about all the sinners moving into our neighborhood.	1.2478	0.05411	113	93	12	8
1470	Got Bread?	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1471	Ugh! It smells like a damn zoo in there!	1.2477	0.05705	109	91	9	9
1472	We assume you're aware of the irony of including us, right?	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1473	You realize this is a LOT of unnecessary work for us?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1474	Our travel agent told us there'd be concierge service and shore excursions. Instead, it's a zoo in there!	1.2477	0.04544	109	84	23	2
1475	“Sometimes a needs-blind admission policy, Noah, is the wrong policy.”	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1476	So we’re just salmon that you used to know?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1477	I know, but she insisted.	1.2470	0.04048	166	132	27	7
1478	We Were LURED in.	1.2469	0.04019	162	128	28	6
1479	If I can survive the ark, I certainly deserve to be the symbol of something.	1.2467	0.04328	150	120	23	7
1480	It really would have been OK to have left us in the water, Noah.	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
1481	What part of 'We're good' don't you understand?	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
1482	Couldn't we just swim along side?	1.2465	0.04490	142	114	21	7
1483	Do you know what’s in flood water?	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
1484	Seriously, you don’t like water?	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1485	Salmon says DO THIS	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
1486	We've decided we'll fare better outside the ark.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1487	I thought there were plenty of fish in the sea?	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
1488	We'll just tag along behind; but thanks anyway.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1489	I saw 5 loaves of bread over there, but that ain’t gonna feed everyone. What else is there?	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
1490	How are we doing this?	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1491	Is this entirely necessary?	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1492	Sorry, Ariel’s not home.	1.2462	0.04238	130	101	26	3
1493	You took us to the Desert?!	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1494	Okay, Smartypants...explain how this is gonna work!	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1495	You got a pool on this thing?	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1496	Special accommodations must be requested in advance.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
1497	I keep telling her we don’t need to be “in” the boat.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1498	WHERE IS THE THIRD FISH?	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1499	What part of "we live in the water" don't you understand?	1.2459	0.05246	122	101	12	9
1500	For medical reasons, we would like a room with a bath.	1.2459	0.05115	122	100	14	8
1501	What sick bastard installs a ramp after spawning season?	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1502	I know it’s counterintuitive, but so is this flood.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1503	Don't worry," she said. "They'll have water," she said	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1504	…Can you check how many points we have, were platinum plus members…”	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
1505	If we see five loaves up there we’re leaving	1.2459	0.04981	122	99	16	7
1506	No thanks. We'll stay for the flood.	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1507	We figured, what the heck.... "Carpe" Diem!..... get it?	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1508	I thought there were supposed to be loaves, too.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
1509	Imagine if you put this much work into preventing ocean contamination and sea level rise	1.2456	0.05368	114	94	12	8
1510	We should have given our places to the unicorns.	1.2456	0.03787	171	134	32	5
1511	Long John Silvers: Origins	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1512	Sure they made a ramp, but what happened to accessibility for ALL?!	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1513	That smells fishy!	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
1514	You were not on the passenger list!	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1515	Oh, fuck!	1.2455	0.05508	110	91	11	8
1516	Yeah yeah we're fish. Quit saying that like it's some kind of slur.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1517	No,we don’t get seasick!	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
1518	No need for your matchmaking, there are plenty of fish in the sea!	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1519	And exactly why can't I bring my sister?	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1520	Hey, no fish allowed!	1.2453	0.04607	106	82	22	2
1521	Dont worry, everyone on board is vegetarian.	1.2451	0.05818	102	85	9	8
1522	Oh, quit carping!	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1523	Ten million eggs and now I mate with my sister! Great idea!	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1524	To hell with the flood, just stick us back in the river!	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1525	Seriously, inside the Ark?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1526	I think we’ll take our chances out here”	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1527	Next time, just leave us in the ocean and we’ll meet you there.	1.2449	0.04273	147	117	24	6
1528	Sit in the exit row! She said. It’ll be fun! She said.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
1529	I think we'll pass, the wetter, the better!	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
1530	We don't need no stinking ark!	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1531	Let's just "catch and release" and save us all some time.	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
1532	She's my sister -- no way.	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
1533	If its Boeing we're not going.	1.2444	0.04757	135	110	17	8
1534	Do I need to talk to your supervisor about this?	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
1535	Just keep mooing.	1.2444	0.03999	135	104	29	2
1536	Are you sure we belong IN the boat?	1.2443	0.04347	131	103	24	4
1537	Don’t worry. The res fish and blue fish are on their way.	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
1538	Any chance you’ll be headed upstream from here?	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
1539	You're both males" "How could you tell?	1.2443	0.04977	131	108	14	9
1540	Hey Noah, we checked the fish tanks. Do you mind if we just follow you for the next forty days.?	1.2441	0.04837	127	103	17	7
1541	Hey, Noah! How's this supposed to work? We're really fish out of water here!	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1542	Have you considered goldfish?	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1543	Take it up with the travel agent.	1.2441	0.04432	127	100	23	4
1544	Don't tell us that you're against Diversity and Inclusion programs, too, Noah.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1545	Can't you see we're gender neutral?	1.2439	0.04667	123	98	20	5
1546	Why exactly did you sign us up for this condo promotion?	1.2439	0.05207	123	102	12	9
1547	What happened to the seven loaves?	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1548	We don't have any problem with the rain. It's the bears we're worried about.	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1549	Irony, it's a thing.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1550	For God's sake, we love water... can we pass on the boat ride?	1.2439	0.04667	123	98	20	5
1551	yeah, well, that's nice, but you'd better call on that 'supernatural voice' to fix this screwup	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
1552	I don't think her husband is going to like this.	1.2437	0.04229	160	129	23	8
1553	If you need the help, we can roe.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
1554	Look, it’s a free couples’ getaway. Let’s hope they have a pool.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
1555	FYI, Noah. My wife's about to spawn, and then there'll be 2000 of us on board.	1.2437	0.04460	119	93	23	3
1556	A flood is coming? We'll take our chances outside the boat.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1557	No salt, please.	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
1558	ID and boarding pass,please.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1559	There's a typo on our invitation. Instead of main cabin it says main course.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1560	You expect me to believe you’re the captain? We have the same robe in our room.	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1561	Have you heard of evolution?	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1562	Is our official name now Holy Mackerel?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1563	Two of EVERY species, he said! That ought to include us water dwellers!	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1564	Now we’re not going downstream right? That’s not really our thing.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
1565	Oh really!!! And where do you think you fit into God’s plan.	1.2432	0.05310	111	91	13	7
1566	Noah, I think we will be more comfortable outside.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1567	We'll be fine in the flood you maniac	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1568	I identify as a shark	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1569	Hey Noah, when you had the idea to have two of each creature on board this arc, did you forget fish have no lungs or legs, much less the ability to talk?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1570	Not sure what he meant by having us over for dinner.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1571	You really didn't think this through did you?	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1572	We need five loaves in a hurry!	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
1573	Now listen, mister, your idea of a promised land is different from ours!	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1574	Sure, we'll navigate, but only up one stream, and only once.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
1575	You'll be hearing from my lawyer!	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1576	Any room for One Fish, Red Fish and Blue Fish?	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
1577	Oregon,and make it snappy.	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
1578	Careful, this whole thing is cedar planks	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1579	Leave? This is discrimination against water breathers!	1.2422	0.05052	128	106	13	9
1580	Get us a fish tank onboard or you'll be hearing from our lawyers.	1.2422	0.04673	128	103	19	6
1581	Thank’s for the ride, but we’re still late for school!	1.2422	0.05052	128	106	13	9
1582	How about we just promise to swim alongside you the entire time!	1.2420	0.04464	157	129	18	10
1583	I'm going to give you a minute to think this one through before I tell you the answer.	1.2419	0.04908	124	101	16	7
1584	Does your ark have a swimming pool?	1.2419	0.03861	124	94	30	0
1585	There's a grizzly bear couple in our seats.	1.2419	0.04490	124	98	22	4
1586	Why should we believe you? The last guy who invited us in tried to eat us!	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1587	Why can’t we just follow along?	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1588	If it is OK, we prefer the flood.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1589	Maybe we should take the next boat.	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
1590	Do you even know how spawning works?	1.2416	0.04631	149	123	16	10
1591	No way you're taking us! We love floods.	1.2414	0.05140	116	95	14	7
1592	Wait! Flood? But we’re—eh, ok, but separate rooms please, he snores like a sturgeon.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1593	We'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1594	So two of every kind means you have guppies, right? Do you mind if we eat them?	1.2414	0.05284	116	96	12	8
1595	got water?	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1596	Loose the bears Noah and we’ll help you out on the other side.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1597	We need a poolside cabin	1.2411	0.04014	141	110	28	3
1598	I like your fish symbol on the back of the boat . . .	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1599	Don't be a mammalist!	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1600	Hey, weren't we supposed to be opposite sex?	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1601	Of course we can swim. But we hear you have an infinity pool.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1602	We'll take our chances with the flood, thank you.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1603	Did you think we'd have legs after 40 days and 40 nights?	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1604	After seeing the big cats and bears, we've decided to leave and take our chances in the water.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1605	My wife is allergic to cats	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1606	You know we don't consider a flood a bad thing?	1.2409	0.04459	137	110	21	6
1607	Are you serious?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1608	NO EXCEPTIONS ...is this really necessary?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1609	Just toss us overboard when the water comes up.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1610	Really? … Really?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1611	Now i've seen everything	1.2407	0.05715	108	91	8	9
1612	How else were we supposed to get here, swimming??	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
1613	Red fish? Blue fish? Never heard of them.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1614	We’re gonna have to just swim along behind you.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1615	Bro, we die in boats.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1616	Can you direct us to the pool on the lido deck?	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1617	The menu will be vegan, right?	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1618	One fish, two fish soon to be dead fish	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
1619	But no, listen to us, this really isn't necessary.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1620	Because you always ignore the fine print, Harry! Have you at least taken out travel cancellation insurance?!	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
1621	The Flood is nothing compared to fish politics right now. We’re seeking asylum.	1.2400	0.05003	125	103	14	8
1622	I’m Noah. Poseidon has a trident.	1.2400	0.04738	125	101	18	6
1623	Please toss us back. We can handle a flood.	1.2400	0.04311	125	98	24	3
1624	If it is all the same to you Noah, we will just swim behind the Ark	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1625	Five loaves and we’re ready to feed the 5,000.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1626	I'm Moses,not Noah	1.2397	0.04983	121	99	15	7
1627	No thanks, we'll take our chances in the rain	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1628	And I thought Kevin Hart was our top comedian.	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1629	But fish goes well with Ham.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1630	The accommodations aren’t up to our standards, so we’ll risk the flood.	1.2397	0.04983	121	99	15	7
1631	Seriously? A big deal over a flood?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1632	You've heard about fish out of water, haven't you?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1633	I dunno, man. I really feel like we’re going to be better off outside the boat.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1634	And if you throw me back I will grant you three fishes, I mean wishes.	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1635	Thanks for thinking of us, but we’re actually looking forward to the flood. We think we might do some traveling, visit some places we weren’t able to see.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1636	Which way is upstream?	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1637	Stop your bitching, there will be plenty of water soon enough	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1638	We understand the assignment, but, full disclosure: I have ED and she’s menopausal.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
1639	Flood you say? Thanks, but we're good.	1.2391	0.04056	138	108	27	3
1640	I have been trying to explain that the difference between freshwater and saltwater is not trivial, and we’re feeling a little overlooked in this situation	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
1641	Just take the eggs, you're really tight for space.	1.2390	0.04228	159	129	22	8
1642	Any plankton couples checking in too?	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1643	If you think we’re swimming around in that water you’re out of your mind, old-timer.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1644	We thought you'd foresee ADL requirements.	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
1645	Like we're going to drown, nitwit?	1.2389	0.05071	113	92	15	6
1646	No, it doesn't need an aquarium. How are you still not getting this?	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
1647	For Christ's sake, man: Think.	1.2388	0.04989	134	112	12	10
1648	Seriously? It's a flood! We're fish! So who else is on the menu?	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1649	Noah, put us back in the water!	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1650	I don’t care who he says he is, he just let two grizzlies in the back, and I’ll be damned if I’m getting on!	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1651	Hey buddy where's the pool?	1.2385	0.04608	130	105	19	6
1652	Something’s fishy about this plan.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1653	Leave us IN the water for godsakes!	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
1654	If we're not getting saved, I guess we're on the menu.	1.2385	0.04736	130	106	17	7
1655	I'm not sure you've completely thought this through.	1.2385	0.04736	130	106	17	7
1656	We need a tank with proper PH and temperature between 72F and 76F.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1657	So you're telling us,we stayed in that thing for 371 days just to get to land?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1658	Just because the Lions said we belong on land doesn't mean we really do.	1.2381	0.04019	147	116	27	4
1659	We just go with the flow.	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1660	The unicorns couldn’t make it, so they gave us their tickets.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1661	Just say it. You’re picturing us on a bagel.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1662	Actually, we’ll get our own ride.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1663	Noah, you're killing me!	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
1664	We’re not getting on this boat unless you swear you’re not a pescatarian!	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1665	Dude, we’re gonna need a workaround for this onboarding.	1.2377	0.04516	122	97	21	4
1666	We’re not survivors. We’re his dinner.”	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1667	Wow, we fell for this ark thing hook, line and sinker!	1.2377	0.05212	122	102	11	9
1668	This is out of our comfort zone.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
1669	Unless you have an Ocean View Stateroom with a bowl, well swim.	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1670	Pretty sure we got this without your "help".	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1671	We're diversity hires.	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
1672	We’re about full..but if you want to climb the ladder to the top deck you can ride in the mop bucket.	1.2373	0.05061	118	97	14	7
1673	Kind of ironic, a biblical character forcing the whole evolution thing.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1674	Guys, you are off the hook. Now go fetch your big brothers, we have a lot of people to feed!	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1675	So, you’re telling us it’s all fake news?	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1676	And besides that, we are both males, Genius.	1.2372	0.04558	156	130	15	11
1677	So it’s okay to turn water into wine but it’s not okay to drink it?!	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
1678	Don’t worry, we have a couple’s therapist on board.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
1679	I don't give a hoot about your revelation that the ADA will pass in approximately 2490 years. Give us some damn access!	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
1680	All that water, and you put us on a boat!!	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
1681	Ark's full! They'll drop us a line whenever.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1682	Dude, we got this.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1683	We're getting a little hungry—do you know if the herrings have checked in yet?	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1684	Look pal, we just go where the angelfish sayeth.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1685	But we won't need a round trip ticket.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1686	We heard what's gonna happen on Fridays during Lent.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1687	A little water isn't the end of the world.	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
1688	He looks good for 600 years old. Could it be the fish diet?	1.2368	0.04370	114	89	23	2
1689	Last on, first off.	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
1690	Did you catch us by hook or by crook?	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
1691	We said “Shark!” not “Arc!”	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
1692	Noah, the fishing scrolls clearly stateth if we're not longer than a cubit you have to throw us back!	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
1693	...and why should we get on this thing?	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
1694	Four-quenelle!! He's going to pound us into four quenelle."	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1695	How about we agree to meet up with you later?	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1696	I'd love to join you, but I'd feel like a fish out of water."	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
1697	It doesn't make sense to us either, but orders are orders.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1698	No way! Bagels and cream cheese haven’t been invented yet.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1699	But we weren't finished with spawning.	1.2362	0.04671	127	103	18	6
1700	We’ll take the suite next to the worms.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1701	We heard you were building a can of sardines.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1702	Tell Him thanks, but no thanks.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1703	Explain to us what we’re supposed to be afraid of again.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1704	I'm pretty sure 'land' was implied.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1705	"So, let me get this straight--first you save us, then you eat us?"	1.2358	0.05286	106	87	13	6
1706	You must be looking for the Sea of Galilee. This is Mount Ararat.	1.2358	0.05043	123	102	13	8
1707	Fish Lives Matter!	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1708	We appreciate the invitation, but there is flood coming so we respectfully decline.”	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1709	That eel is a bit bendy	1.2358	0.04771	123	100	17	6
1710	Getting concerned, when does the flood start?	1.2358	0.05043	123	102	13	8
1711	Can’t you see that staying for the Great Flood would’ve been like a free trip to Disney World?	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
1712	All in all, we'd rather be in the water.	1.2353	0.05604	102	85	10	7
1713	You seem to be unclear on the concept	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1714	Are we headed up stream	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1715	Noah, please. There must be a carve-out for aquatic, gill-bearing vertebrates.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1716	We'd like to protest you lack of inclusion of what you call "bottom feeders".	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1717	You see this is what happens when you let upper management get involved.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1718	Didn’t think this one through, did they?	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1719	Why did you load two boxes of frozen french fries?	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1720	Getting back to my original question, which species is this supposed to save again?	1.2348	0.04793	132	109	15	8
1721	Moses, you're taking this do-gooder thing too far - not all of us need rescuing.	1.2348	0.04793	132	109	15	8
1722	Are you sure this is necessary? Seriously, we can just meet you there.	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
1723	So what's the menu for dinner?	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
1724	She's not my type.	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
1725	No thanks. We’ll go it on our own.	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
1726	Come to think of it, maybe we should have stayed where we were.	1.2345	0.04154	145	116	24	5
1727	Quite a quandry	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
1728	We were in the middle of evolving when we heard about it.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1729	Seriously Noah, whose bright idea was it to have fish board the boat?	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1730	Is there any water in this thing?	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1731	Your business model could use some tweaking.	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1732	It just so happens we like our chances on a planet covered in water.	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
1733	Fishcrimination!	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1734	We'd at least like to have been invited.	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1735	Do you realize that I’m pink and she is chinook?..	1.2340	0.04573	141	116	17	8
1736	You said two by two! Don’t be homophobic!	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
1737	It would appear you did not think this through...	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
1738	Uh, yes, we were invited by the grizzly bear couple?	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
1739	But we’ll be invited to your pool party come the Great Drought, right?	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
1740	Well l guess Lox is an ok name for the kids.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
1741	She doesn’t want anything to do with me	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1742	We were doing just fine until your evangelical ass started meddling.	1.2336	0.05407	107	89	11	7
1743	I hear these things are like Petri dishes. Let’s take our chances with the flood.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1744	Thank you, but we'll take our chances.	1.2336	0.04428	137	111	20	6
1745	Three words Noah: Coals to Newcastle	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1746	We'd rather stay.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1747	The swim was no picnic, and now a ramp	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1748	Does our room come with a water bed?	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1749	Is this trip really necessary?	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1750	We just heard that it's fish fry Friday.	1.2331	0.04639	133	109	17	7
1751	we’ll pass	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1752	We'd like an en-suite with a jacuzzi."	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1753	All the fish in the sea, and you choose my ex.	1.2330	0.05887	103	88	6	9
1754	Are you the guy to see about getting a refund?	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1755	There is something you don’t understand about fish.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1756	Upriver? We're taking the Genesis 6:13 to Mt. Ararat!	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
1757	Is the bilge available?	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1758	We're good. We'll just met up when you dock.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1759	I'm pretty sure God was talking about land animals.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
1760	Can't stay. Spawning sprint starts this afternoon.	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1761	Damn, this is your salmon ladder?	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1762	Good heart, but not the brightest guy!	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1763	What is the guarantee we won't be on the menu tomorrow	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1764	Noah, take a moment and just listen to yourself, m’kay?	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1765	I assume there is a pool at this hotel?	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1766	You could have left us in the flood.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1767	As your plan evolves, we'd like to be part of it.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1768	The cruise sounds great,except for the part about the sushi bar.	1.2326	0.04861	129	107	14	8
1769	Is this going to be a trip upstream?	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
1770	For the last time, we won't share a cabin with the grizzlies.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1771	You’re carrying this “save all living creatures from the flood” thing too far.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1772	Oops, wrong fish ladder.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1773	We're glad you've reached God's limit on salmon, but we're the Steelheads.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1774	We would have enjoyed the flood.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1775	The octopuses aren't too happy either.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1776	No? You're going to need us for WHAT?!	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1777	Just make sure you don't put us near the two bears."	1.2320	0.04117	125	98	25	2
1778	We shouldn’t have dropped out of school.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1779	And you thought that this would be a good idea!!!	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1780	Yeah, I think we can ride this out	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
1781	Of all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with my crabby stepsister?	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1782	The Vibe in there is too wild for our taste	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1783	‘We always fancied a cruise vacation’	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1784	Thanks for the ride. How did you force the birds to get here, by plane?	1.2315	0.05361	108	90	11	7
1785	Which is it this time? Flooding us? Parting us? Walking on us?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1786	One last chance: In or Out?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1787	You didn't tell us this would be a rideshare.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1788	You DO realize that we don’t need this free ride?	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1789	We'll be fine, we're sardines.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1790	We were hoping you’d tell people to give up fishing for lent.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1791	We need a cabin with a large tub.	1.2313	0.04484	134	109	19	6
1792	But what if we evolve during the flood?	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
1793	Why did you ignore our request to be towed?	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1794	You're asking us to move into a tenement when we're about to get a mansion.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1795	Yeah,I think we’ll be ok.	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1796	Sorry, we’re early.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1797	We reserved a single, king bed, in the non-grizzly section.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1798	Who are you to say we don't fit the definition of 'every beast, fowl and any other living thing that creepeth upon the earth?'"	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1799	Water? We don’t know anything about that!	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
1800	As I've explained to many of your compatriots, we have water on board and all my crew are vegetarians.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1801	It's okay. We like the rain.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1802	We were doing just fine without you, thank you very uch	1.2308	0.05061	117	97	13	7
1803	Roe count.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1804	It sounds great, except for the all-you-can-eat buffet	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1805	We're outta' here. We've got options.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1806	We specifically booked a stateroom on the pool deck.	1.2303	0.04012	152	122	25	5
1807	So what, we're just bait to you?	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
1808	Okay, but we better have a big role in the second half of the book.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1809	Now, let me get this straight…	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1810	Hey, Noah, I'd like to get some of that water back about now!	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1811	Your kind will feel out of place for centuries to come.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1812	Before we board be honest, are Lox on tonight's menu or no?	1.2301	0.05030	113	93	14	6
1813	Sure we’re strong swimmers, but a free ride’s a free ride	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1814	Go part the waters’ Moses, I mean Noah.	1.2301	0.05184	113	94	12	7
1815	Hi! I'm Noah and I will be your cruise director.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1816	Can we speak to the manager? It smells like a zoo in there	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1817	Take me to the river Put me in the water	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1818	Thanks for thinking of us. But we prefer to stay in the water.. .	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1819	Rain, Noah. What were you thinking?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1820	We can swim! But we have to go because something called Bagels?	1.2300	0.05660	100	84	9	7
1821	Should we trail behind, or do you have a wet-room for us?	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1822	Seriously, you didn't think to bring a female?	1.2300	0.05478	100	83	11	6
1823	Can we at least go on the wait list?	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
1824	We came to get multiplied - let us know if we are in the wrong testament.	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
1825	So we have to?	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1826	What about goldfish? and catfish? and rainbow trout? and neon tetras? and amberjack? and anchovies? I don't think you've really thought this through."	1.2295	0.05045	122	102	12	8
1827	We’ll need a small leak in the bottom of the ark.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
1828	We are trying to evolve	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1829	Look, we're not gonna' need your crappy boat.	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
1830	Of course we CAN swim but everyone else gets a ride	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
1831	„I am more of an atheist“	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1832	Go talk to the bears.	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1833	No we will not do a gender reveal.	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1834	These accommodations aren’t exactly what we were promised.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1835	Actually, you guys probably don’t need to get in…	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1836	Holy mackerel, Noah! Check the list again.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1837	Friday again?	1.2290	0.04669	131	108	16	7
1838	We need to mate before you eat us.	1.2290	0.04542	131	107	18	6
1839	One was nabbed by hook, the other, well, by crook.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1840	2 of every land animal you fool!	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1841	Uh, no thanks, we already have flood insurance.	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
1842	Our travel agent promised us a waterbed.	1.2288	0.04066	118	92	25	1
1843	Hmmm...Grouper or Groupier?	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1844	And another thing, if things start going south we can turn into lotsa bread.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1845	Hey, uh...we could use a little of that water out there.	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
1846	This fable has no legs.	1.2288	0.04066	118	92	25	1
1847	Out of water, eh? Us too, pal.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1848	There’s plenty more where we came from.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1849	“Believe us, your descendants will want us with a schmear.”	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1850	Honestly Noah, this ends better for you and us if we meet you there.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1851	Why can't more than two worms go on a cruise with us?	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
1852	What? No pool deck?	1.2286	0.04334	105	82	22	1
1853	It seems a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think?	1.2283	0.04897	127	106	13	8
1854	We're not just fish, we're talking fish.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
1855	We can swim on the port side.	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1856	The ocean is our ark, bro!	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
1857	Are you joking? We're in a tank next to the bears!	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
1858	Yes...we can swim. We just want to go along for the ride.	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
1859	Are you nuts? We want the water!	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
1860	But she's my sister.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1861	We thought we were invited! You took the lobsters….	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1862	We're trying to grow legs.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1863	Sorry we’re late. We didn’t want to come.	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
1864	A flood’s no threat to us — you’re thinking dinner.	1.2276	0.04872	123	102	14	7
1865	Would it kill yah to put in a ladder?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1866	Seriously dude?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1867	We would rather just swim	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1868	Guests? On the menu?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
1869	Spawn of satan?!? You’re the one put the fish ladder here!	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
1870	It's two fish. We get that a lot	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
1871	You know I hate cruises!	1.2276	0.04123	145	117	23	5
1872	I'm a she not a he, she's a he not a she.	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
1873	En suite is a must	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1874	Great, but we're telling you the Lord did not sayeth to gather the animals tuna by tuna.	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
1875	We’re assuming you have a pool?	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
1876	What school did you go to, Sparky?	1.2273	0.05271	110	92	11	7
1877	OK, I’ll go, but I’m spawning when I’m doggone good and ready.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1878	Do you expect a thank you for saving us from water?	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1879	Heard of hypoxic blackwater?	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1880	We’d like to see your DEI coordinator.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1881	On second thought,we’ve decided to take our chances.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1882	What do you mean, just birds and animals?	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1883	It's a freshwater tank. We need salt water.	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
1884	You wanna tell him?	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
1885	Where's Nemo?	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1886	You know, if the whole world floods, that’s totally fine with us.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1887	Why are you taking us?	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1888	I'll give you a thousand to one you can't feed the crowd.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1889	Oh, great! We just evolved.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1890	Thanks for offering the ride, but we'll be fine.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1891	No, a water bed is not like a seabed!	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1892	No, Nova and Gravlax are not the same	1.2267	0.04551	150	126	14	10
1893	Yeah, and when the drought comes we'll build you a water tank.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
1894	Pity we only had to use both of the worms to catch them	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
1895	Thanks for the offer but we'll just follow along behind.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
1896	I don't care what He said. We do NOT creepeth upon the Earth.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
1897	I wouldn't be caught dead spawning in there.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1898	🎶🎶Take me to the river... Drop me in the water 🎶🎶	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1899	Interesting story, you’ll be in tomorrow’s newspaper.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1900	We'll take our chances with the swim. The odds are better.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1901	Can we have a word with you about evolution?	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1902	Don't worry, Darwin said the feet will come soon.	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1903	Thanks, man, but after some thought we’re more the flood type.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1904	Hey bub, 'fish out of water' is not a species!....	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
1905	We're happy to join you, but are we able to freeze our eggs too?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1906	We choose to sit this one out.	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
1907	What have bears ever done for society?	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1908	No,no! We're supposed to be in the New Testament-next to the loaves!	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1909	Don't look at me. He ate the loaves.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1910	For heaven's sake, we could have just followed you.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1911	We identify as chimps.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1912	We requested an isle seat.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
1913	I don't know about this, Noah - we typically only book with airbnb super hosts.	1.2258	0.04837	124	103	14	7
1914	BILGE,PLEASE	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
1915	The Alabama Supreme Court ruled us not worth the trouble.	1.2256	0.04081	133	106	24	3
1916	we too like to enter the elite swingers club	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
1917	I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1918	He didn't say anything about " fish of the sea" so throw us back now!	1.2255	0.05380	102	85	11	6
1919	I hear there’s a storm coming. How about we just stay outside?	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1920	Are you sure about this?	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
1921	No need.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1922	Pretty sure "to keep them alive with thee" was not to be taken literally...	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
1923	Ah, thanks, but no thanks.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1924	But the water will be on the outside!	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1925	‘I felt like a fish out of water the whole time.’	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1926	Salmon ladder. Salmon gangplank. It’s all good.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1927	We'd like the bubble suite.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1928	what do you mean ‘you’ll be great with potatoes’?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1929	Will this trip be less than three days?	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1930	Time to sail the Pisces, eh Noah?!	1.2248	0.04827	129	108	13	8
1931	We’re big sea life influencers, so this trip is free, right?	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
1932	Trust me. You guys will be fine.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
1933	No,really I think we’ll be fine.	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
1934	HEY, NOAH!!! Didn't you realize we were OK with a FLOOD???	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1935	Water! We need water!	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1936	Well, Noah, scratch that plan. Apparently Marge here wants to be UNDER the ark instead of IN it. Yeah, I don't get it either, but as they say, happy wife happy life!" (How early salmon narrowly escaped extinction	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
1937	Your people are gonna need lox.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1938	You could've just left us in the water...	1.2243	0.05525	107	91	8	8
1939	God told you to build an ark, and he told me we should leave without the bears.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1940	I don't care who told you, we aren't going in there.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1941	This sea isn't due to be parted for another 2000 years!	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1942	We’re both males. Can’t you tell?	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1943	Can you remind me who thought this was a good idea?	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1944	I think I’ll take my chances out there	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
1945	See, dear. I told you we were early.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1946	We haven’t had legs for 4,000,000 years, ya know…	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1947	Okay, but what about Fridays?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1948	Where do we spawn?	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1949	But we checked the opt-out box!	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1950	How about all our in vitro embryos?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1951	You just had to binge Game of Thrones before finishing the ark, didn't you?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1952	Toilet’s clogged.	1.2241	0.05061	116	97	12	7
1953	How come the unicorns got the better rooms?	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
1954	On the last ark, there was a salmon LADDER.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1955	I guess this is what they call fish out water!	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
1956	I think we'll take our chances with the water.	1.2239	0.03913	134	106	26	2
1957	Sorry No, I'll take my chances with the Flood...	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
1958	Last question, are you guys Catholic?	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
1959	Seriously,Noah? Let’s think this through, shall we?	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1960	Can we get an Ocean View?	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1961	Define perishable items	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1962	No, seriously! The unicorns said we could take their place!	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1963	just dont let the chinese anyway near us	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
1964	So now, we're just suppose to swim? What about the drink package we paid for?	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1965	They’re gonna name a bagel shop after you, and it won’t be the same without us!	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
1966	But two bears means no fish...	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
1967	Yeah sure, but we identify as monkeys.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1968	Would you believe we're tonites entree?	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1969	After a long cruise, Captain Noah is glad to be done with Sam and Ella	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1970	We feel a bit like fish out of water in this ark.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1971	What do you mean you won’t be heading upstream?	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1972	I thought this cruise was advertised as Noah's Aquarium	1.2232	0.05027	112	93	13	6
1973	We're on the list. 'Mr. and Mrs. Unicorn.'	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1974	I don't want to get a reputation as a complainer, but with all those guests you had, after three days it really started to stink.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1975	Carp should only be used as a noun.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1976	A ramp with no railings?!	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
1977	No we don't know when it's gonna rain. We're outta water!	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1978	We need to talk about Friday dinner.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1979	This isn’t going to work for us, and frankly, we question if it’s even necessary.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1980	We’ll need separate accommodations.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1981	Your concept is fundamentally sound, Noah; but all we are suggesting is a few little tweaks.	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
1982	She has a gluten allergy.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
1983	Where should we go? The fresh water is going to get too salty, and the salt water is going to get too fresh!	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
1984	It's a flood, not a drought. OK?	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
1985	You shoulda said there'd be bagels and schmear on this ark!	1.2231	0.04538	130	107	17	6
1986	Two of everything. Look it up.	1.2231	0.04125	130	104	23	3
1987	Does the word "flood" not mean anything to you??	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
1988	Ah, Noah, babe? It seems you've violated the Ancients with Disabilities Act - your giraffes and elephants get up this thing fine. Us? Either get with the times or carry us on.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
1989	Or swim along, your choice.	1.2230	0.04160	148	121	21	6
1990	We just saw your Friday dinner menu, no thanks, happy tidings,Cap'n.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1991	This time he’s definitely gonna do it, Bobby	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
1992	Now tell us again who told you to do this.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
1993	Your intentions may be good, but I've come to believe that when Man tries to interfere with the natural order, it rarely turns out right.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1994	You can’t be the guy that feeds us to thousands. There’s no one else here.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1995	Will we have a shark-free pool?	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
1996	Can't help notice that lox is scheduled for brunch. Anyone we know?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1997	Yes, we heard the forecast calls for rain. And no, we don't care.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1998	Forget about us. Save the Unicorns	1.2222	0.04543	135	112	16	7
1999	Gee, thanks, but we'll pass.	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
2000	We are hoping for a leaky boat.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2001	We'd prefer to stay back in the deluge!	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2002	I’ll take me chances swimming up stream if you don’t mind.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
2003	Thank you for the ramp, but it is not the only accomodation we require.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
2004	We don't have to do this, I'm sure the readers of your book won't think every story is literal.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2005	Thanks for the ride	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
2006	a n a d r o m o u s, look it up.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2007	We heard you invited cats?	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
2008	Our room's damp.	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
2009	Jeez Noah, even you’ve gotta choose science over religion sometimes.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
2010	Now get us some legs!	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2011	A flood is no problem for us, you landlubber!	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2012	Great, now the ark’s gonna have that fish smell	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2013	And you'll be homeschooled."	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2014	Do bears really need to come along as well?	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2015	Did it occur to you we don’t need to be saved from a flood?	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2016	We are in a hurry! Is this boat sailing with or against the current?	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2017	And the Lord said unto Noah “let them be fish, let them board; however, this is wherest thine expression ‘fish out of water’ shall come from”	1.2222	0.05663	99	84	8	7
2018	Yeah! Didn't really think this whole thing through, did you?!	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2019	We ate the loaves.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
2020	How fast can YOU swim, buddy?	1.2213	0.04434	122	99	19	4
2021	We were promised a balcony room.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
2022	The potential flood situation, like our legs, continues to evolve.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2023	Oy, swimming upstream to spawn is so tough! Mind if we hitch a ride with you?	1.2213	0.03949	122	96	25	1
2024	Hey, you never said anything about boarding without water. We’re thirsty!	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2025	We’re getting off with all the bagel orders.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2026	No, we're fine	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
2027	I need to speak to your manager!	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
2028	I appreciate the ride, but we both prefer to swim along the side of your Ark."	1.2212	0.05294	113	96	9	8
2029	Oh bugger, the rain has stopped	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
2030	This is an awful lot of pressure..we are used to hanging out with the school.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
2031	Hey, it makes no sense to me either. I’m just following orders.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
2032	I've seen better fish ladders on dams	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2033	Before we board, are we 'bass' like ass or 'bass' like base?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
2034	Is it OK if we just tag along?	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
2035	So you thought we'd be better off on a landlocked desert mountain than where we were?	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2036	Oh great, when we get back everyone will assume I had work done.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
2037	Explain to me how you convinced my husband this is a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
2038	I’m sorry Noah, we’re not going, we’ve been dreaming about this flood all our lives.	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2039	Je ne comprends pas l'aramaic.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2040	Remind me again why we should trust this guy?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2041	Excuse me, Mr. Moses, which way to the water?	1.2212	0.04312	104	82	21	1
2042	Is this the beginning or the end?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2043	We were doing just fine before!	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2044	Thanks, but that all sounds like heaven on earth	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
2045	We helped roe the boat!	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
2046	Don't think of it as extortion. Think of is as a Safety Afloat Insurance Policy.	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
2047	Dammit, put us bCk in the water! A world wide flood won’t hurt us!	1.2208	0.04042	154	126	22	6
2048	But we are swimmers!	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
2049	Not that it matters at this point, but it so happens that we're both female.	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
2050	Noah, you well-meaning schmuck, haven’t you noticed we actually live in the stuff?	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
2051	We were hoping for something on an upper floor away from the cats.	1.2205	0.04732	127	106	14	7
2052	We forgot the loaves	1.2205	0.04017	127	101	24	2
2053	So the minute we start crawling out of the water, this happens - and you're telling me it's coincidence?!	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
2054	Thanks, but we didn't need the ride.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
2055	Noah inadvertently invents the first fish ladder.	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2056	And then the Lord said, "You will be rewarded with a Great Flood."	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2057	We need treated distilled hypoallergenic non-chlorine 75 Fahrenheit water, a full insurance plan holding you liable for anything that happens to us, and separate health insurance with an included medical plan before we board	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2058	There's too many fish in the sea.	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
2059	Did anyone mention that we are FISH ?	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2060	Got it, the saltwater pool is on the Lido deck and the freshwater pool is on the Fiesta deck.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2061	Going up or down?	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
2062	Your ad said you need help with the two seals.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2063	This is awkward. I am salt and you are fresh!	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
2064	We asked for seats in the bilge.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2065	Let us on and we’ll teach you about lox	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2066	40 days and 40 nights on 2 worms ?	1.2202	0.05108	109	91	12	6
2067	Brace yourself…	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2068	Honestly, I think we’ve been catfished here	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2069	I don’t mean to tell you how to do your business, but theres no way the two of us can feed all these people	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2070	There is no tartar sauce onboard , right?	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2071	No caviar on this cruise, buddy!	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2072	Really, Noah? It's a flood!!!	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2073	Do the amenities include a swimming pool?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2074	We appreciate the invitation but feel like fish out of water.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
2075	Next time we'll tailgate.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
2076	We were told it would be Salmon accessible.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2077	*I'll have what she's having"	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2078	Come on! You will be forever famous for "A fish out of water".	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
2079	Tune your own damn piano...	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
2080	Sure. He hears God- but c’mon! Unclear on the concept!	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
2081	We swim upSTREAM to spawn!	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2082	You’re Moses. Fake news!	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
2083	We heard it was ride or die	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
2084	I hope I’m your type.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
2085	Raincheck?	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2086	Do you serve fish on Friday?	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
2087	Putting us on the boat isn't going to save us.	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
2088	Did you think you could save us from drowning?	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2089	I don’t really think you thought this through.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2090	Nice planning, Dork.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2091	OSHA will hear about this.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2092	So God picks the guy who flunked ichthyology?!	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
2093	You should have checked with Match.com	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2094	We identify as bears	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2095	Thanks,God,for reminding him about the fish ladder!	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2096	But, a bear told us… oh.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2097	I Don't Get No Respect!	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2098	Which way is the pool?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2099	Can we get a ride upstream?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2100	'Run' is a metaphor, you know.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2101	We said No. Ah.... God.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2102	So you said Solomon ?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2103	we swiim solo	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2104	Explain the word flood again?	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2105	She says to give you zero stars.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2106	Google WILL be hearing about our stay.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2107	So, I told him it was optional, no need for us to worry over a flood, but no, he said everyone else was coming. Do you have a tank?	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
2108	We demand onboard accommodation.	1.2185	0.04944	119	100	12	7
2109	It’s a cruise for couples but if it doesn’t work out, there are many more of you out there.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2110	Come join us, we're all fish out of water.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2111	Why are you here, Moses? This isn’t your chapter.”	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2112	We're brothers!	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2113	You know, this trip really was rather superfluous.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2114	Sure we CAN swim, but I don't see how that's relevant	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2115	Oh…we were farm-raised.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2116	Sorry Noah, but with two grizzly bears on board, we'll take our chances with the flood.	1.2182	0.05227	110	93	10	7
2117	If you get hungry, dinosaur meat tastes amazing.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2118	It’s water under the bridge	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2119	We don’t understand WHAT?	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2120	Just keep us away from the two bears and we'll be fine	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2121	We’ll be packed in there like sardines, Noah.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2122	NO! We asked for an in-water suite, not a waterside suite.	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
2123	what happened to “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”?!	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
2124	Does the carpet match the drapes?	1.2180	0.04444	133	110	17	6
2125	I really think we'd be better off meeting you there."	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2126	So...you got, like, a fish tank on here, or...?	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2127	Hard to breathe. Three stars.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2128	How come there's no pool?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2129	How about just she goes with you? I'll take my chances.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2130	Hey, we were promised all-inclusive with an ocean view!	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2131	It's a flood, Martha! We don't need saving! Noah here has just conned you into volunteering for the seafood buffet!	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2132	We prefer to be called Chum. Dog Salmon isn't used anymore.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2133	Just for the first few days, only until you can get us out of this damned dead sea.	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2134	Are you leaving us high and dry?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2135	How many pairs of worms ya got?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2136	No deal, we'll take our chances in the flood	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2137	Have the bagels and schemer already showed up?	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2138	We got here a bit early. Do you have some water we can swim in?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2139	Next you’ll be saving ducks from the pond	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2140	Why would we want to get on your crowded boat when pretty soon we're gonna have the world's largest swimming pool to ourselves?	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
2141	We’re aquatic, you idiot.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2142	So where is this luxury Koi pond? Margaret, I think we've been victims of a bait and switch scam	1.2174	0.05747	92	78	8	6
2143	Explain one more time why we need to get on this thing?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2144	No, really dude, we'll be fine out here.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2145	This isn't going to work.	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
2146	Hey genius, you realize we can swim right?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2147	Hey, you can't just leave us here now that the flood has subsided.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2148	We just need a ride to the Caribbean and we'll be outta your hair.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
2149	But the website didn’t say fish weren’t allowed on!	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2150	Nice try -- we don't have a standby list. Now, get back to school!	1.2174	0.04907	115	96	13	6
2151	Make The Flood Great Again.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2152	You’re dropping us off here?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2153	You promised us there would be water beds.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
2154	We're atheists now.	1.2170	0.04240	106	84	21	1
2155	“Look, we know you say a flood is coming but if you haven’t noticed we’re stuck in a dang desert so how about letting us on?”	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
2156	Quit your carping and get aboard.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2157	Can you please find us a spot away from the piscivores?	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2158	We’re on the menu?	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2159	We’re dying to use the pool!	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2160	The doves report to us as reconnaissance co-chairs, and we have a deal.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
2161	If he doesn’t put us in water quickly, Jesus will never be able to multiply the fishes along with the loaves.	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
2162	I said a fish ladder not a ramp!	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
2163	I ordered pumpernickel.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
2164	Winnie, let’s take a moment to think. Why would we be afraid of a flood? Forty days and forty nights surrounded by water? So what else is new?	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2165	She said we're "swimmers", not sinners.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
2166	Which one of you sings	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2167	Don't worry, dummy, we'll adapt.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2168	I told him you didn't mean us!	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2169	Animal, check. Male and female, check. Any other objections?	1.2165	0.04452	97	77	19	1
2170	Oh, Lord. I swear there was one male and one female when they boarded.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2171	Why us? What now?	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2172	If I let you on, I’ll have to take all the birds too.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2173	Are you sure this is God's will, Noah?	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2174	We think it would be better if we opt out of your cruise.	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
2175	You must be joking!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2176	We flunked out of our school.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2177	Look, Noah, how many times to we have to tell you? God commanded you to preserve every species of LAND animals. We're fish, and he didn't say anything about fish because we like water. Get it. Boy, it's sure rank in there."	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2178	The Carps did not enjoy their cruise.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2179	Did you know sushi is kosher?	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2180	Oooohhhh, you said FLOOD!	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2181	Surprise,surprise! A couple worms go missing and look who you blame!	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
2182	Exactly what part of this is considered saving us??	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
2183	Don’t know this ‘god’ you speak of, but it sure seems like this won’t have the intended effect.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
2184	But we’ll be fine, so why do we have to ride? And why do you keep mentioning two bears?	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
2185	We thought you were Ariel’s dad.	1.2160	0.04763	125	105	13	7
2186	Well, the travel agency told me there wouldn't be two bears on this boat!	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2187	no smoking 🚭	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
2188	You’re doing delis of the future a great service. Our progeny will go well on bagels.	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
2189	I know you live in the water. I am having you two over for dinner.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2190	So, Noah…looks like you might have to rethink this.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2191	Beware, by forcing us to walk up this ramp you're starting something your boss is not going to like.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2192	40 days and 40 nights? What kind of a cruise ship is this?	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2193	Wow! Biden really sucks, doesn't he?	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
2194	Two bears said to meet them here.	1.2155	0.05020	116	98	11	7
2195	I don't understand why I can't bring my mother as my "plus-one".	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
2196	What temperature is your spa?	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
2197	They told us no occupancy left - the whole thing sounds fishy to us.	1.2155	0.05020	116	98	11	7
2198	What’s the Catch of the Day?	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
2199	ADA compliant, yes. Running water, no. Zero stars.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
2200	I know you’re into marching two by two, but we’d rather swim	1.2154	0.04501	130	108	16	6
2201	Don't you think it might work better for us just to swim alongside the Ark ?	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
2202	Stinking up the Ark will be our revenge.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2203	If you ever want to have lox and a schmear again, you better come up with a running stream.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2204	Harvey, say something! This guy is planning to divide and conquer. The guys hiding in the rocks warned me about him.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2205	You'll want us. We get to stay sinners.	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2206	Excuse me sir, is this the couples' cruise I've heard so much about?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2207	Who am I to question, Noah, but I am betting God meant two of everything not already in the water.	1.2150	0.05148	107	90	11	6
2208	Did you give even a moment's thought to accessibility?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2209	Just don't put us near the grizzly bears.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2210	Have you smelled that place?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2211	Wait, Ken Ham is coming?! We're getting off.	1.2150	0.05148	107	90	11	6
2212	But He said to take "every living thing"?	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2213	We're both dudes. That's not gonna be a problem, is it?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2214	What happened to the red fish, blue fish?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2215	Plenty of fish in the sea they said.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2216	We were wondering if there are any room upgrades available?	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
2217	You are in violation of the Genesis Disabilities Act of 5500BC	1.2149	0.04868	121	102	12	7
2218	Whadya mean? I miss the flood already.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2219	If you insist on seating us with the grizzly bears, then we're leaving.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2220	Please don’t make us go with you, we get sea-sick.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
2221	Hope you don't mind, but we've decided to take our chances. Have you seen the mess in there?	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2222	Oh, like you never took a swim?	1.2149	0.04100	121	97	22	2
2223	I'm just saying - it still would have been nice to be invited.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2224	Make sure to lox the door.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2225	Tap is fine	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2226	Sink or swim, we are coming	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
2227	Holy Mackerel, I feel like a fish out of water.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2228	This isn't helping.	1.2143	0.04096	112	89	22	1
2229	And the only species to survive my ark were these fish; Over the next few millennia they will evolve to become the species Homo sapien.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
2230	My plenty of fish in the sea comment was a joke — I’m getting on the boat Norma.”	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2231	What if we just swim along beside you and then if somebody doesn't work out, we can fill in?	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2232	We’re not talking. Can you hook me up with someone else?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2233	You’re telling me I have to swim upstream all the way back?	1.2143	0.04592	126	105	15	6
2234	Yeah, well, we’re not really worried about a flood.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2235	Sorry, but this is a couples-only event.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2236	So you were given detailed instructions on how to make an ark and a light dill sauce?	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2237	We’ll take our chances and shelter in place.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2238	We would have been just fine OUTSIDE the ark!	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
2239	Show me to the fish tank!	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2240	We are very crowded; take a bunk next to the seals.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2241	Despite your directive... I think we'll be okay in the flood.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2242	Walk? Holy Mackerel ! You mean you haven't heard about Row v. Wade?	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2243	Holy mackrel you forgot we were coming	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2244	It's hard to find any river in a flood. You want caviar for your kids? Pipe us on board!	1.2143	0.04096	112	89	22	1
2245	C’mon Noah, even you’re going to stink after 3 days!	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2246	“This is species discrimination.”	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2247	Did you just say, 'Lox of luck, fellas?'	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2248	What do you mean by ‘better accommodations for us off the ark?’	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2249	Ya know, we really had no problem with the flood.	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
2250	We were promised a waterbed.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
2251	We were told someone used up all the water!	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
2252	And we did not appreciate the genital exam, either.	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
2253	Wait, I can explain...	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
2254	We’re the lox you wanted.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2255	I beg you! I'd rather be paired with a shark for 40 days and nights!	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2256	Really...the best you can do is next to Yogi!?	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
2257	Invasive species be like...	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
2258	Hey, Noah, when the flood comes, just toss us overboard	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2259	Next time you need to be more specific when you order a pair of hookers.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2260	Boy-boy here. Did ya look or did ya look?	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2261	The boss is not going to like it if you two just lie around the ark all day!	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
2262	Thanks for the offer but the last time I went on a boat ride I got seasick.	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
2263	Walking on water…what’s so special about that?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2264	So...where the loaves come in??	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2265	Where are the goddamn loaves?	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2266	We don't have to be here, you know."	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2267	Really, the desert!?!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2268	We rather stay outside	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2269	I’m not sure our travel agent thought this through.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2270	We're not going on board with the otters	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2271	Why us? You realize, surely, that we’re redundant here.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2272	Those animals in there weren't tasty enough!	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
2273	Of course you should include us, we taste fantastic when smoked.	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
2274	We were promised lemon and butter...	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
2275	For pity sake,Noah -- use your head. How could a Biblical flood be meant to rid us from the earth?	1.2131	0.04689	122	102	14	6
2276	Flood or no flood! We booked our get-away months BC and we're going onboard.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2277	I hope you keep the food fresh. Last time we went on one of these, everyone got sick.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2278	Yes you need another pair of worms	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2279	I think we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2280	Alice wants to know if you’re a vegetarian.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2281	What's the deal with all the tartar sauce we found?	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
2282	WAIT,--CAN I GET A NON-NAGGING MALE ?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2283	She's my sister.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2284	We refuse to be packed-in like sardines.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2285	Can we enter the ark on your Seafood Special?	1.2126	0.04694	127	107	13	7
2286	Can you put a little salt in our tank PLEASE.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
2287	This vessel isn’t ADA compliant. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2288	I appreciate the concern, but I think we’re better out there than in here.	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
2289	We were told there would be easy access.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2290	Kiss my bass, you son of a bitch!	1.2124	0.05099	113	96	10	7
2291	Hey Noah, look up fish lungs in wikipedia. We're drowning out here.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2292	We’d like a room in the bilge, please!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2293	Well then why are you only letting delicious-tasting, kosher fish on board?"	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2294	Tell us the bagels and cream cheese are just a coincidence.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2295	I'm not sure you've thought this thing through.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2296	Noah did you know fish need water?	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2297	Why do I feel like a fish out of water?	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2298	...grant me the salinity to know the difference.	1.2121	0.04438	132	110	16	6
2299	I don't care what you say, we're getting on the boat...This neighborhood's goin' to hell.	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2300	What's an amphibian?	1.2121	0.04567	132	111	14	7
2301	So I said “antediluvian? I just met him!”	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2302	If it’s ok with you, I think we’ll stay outside.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2303	We’re indoor fish.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
2304	It's spelled c-a-r-p!	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
2305	Forget about multiplying - we stay monogamous!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2306	The ones who “talk to god” are never the sharpest.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2307	These migrations just keep getting harder & harder. Must be those dams they are building.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2308	no thanks, i saw the lions board	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2309	Godspeed!	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2310	I want my own room.	1.2118	0.06056	85	73	6	6
2311	We ate all the food you packed.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2312	Wait. Did you say flood?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2313	So, Noah, what's up with the fish on tonight's dinner menu	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2314	You do know we'd be better off in the flood, right?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2315	We know you're a sympathetic old man with a poor memory, but we were really fine with where we were!	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2316	Salivate, salvation, salmon...it's NOT all the same to us!	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2317	Watch it with that thing, I don't need a staff infection.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2318	We'll be fine, thanks Noah, mate. Nice Arc, by the way.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2319	No, we are NOT Uber Eats Sushi To Go.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2320	It was find of you to to ofer us a cabin, but we will do very well without it.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2321	I think your guy forgot to explain a couple of things - like the relationship of fish and water.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2322	We're farm-raised so we'd prefer the livestock section.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2323	You want us to "walk on board"? Well, tell the big guy to invent evolution already, then.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2324	Man’s wickedness has brought us here, no doubt	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2325	OK, but can you guarantee that you won’t eat our eggs, and we won’t end up on a bagel?	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2326	Friday....Fish.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2327	Well, the 2 of us and about 300,000 eggs.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2328	This whole ark thing smacks of cishet privilege.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2329	Gender is a construct” “Right?” “Am I right?	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2330	What happens when the boat runs out of water?	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2331	Is this going upstream or downstream?	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
2332	We saw you making tartar sauce.	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2333	Noah, this is not where you got us from	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2334	Noah, why can't you be happy for us? This upcoming flood is the best thing that could ever happen.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2335	We don’t need no stink’n ark, we’re fish!	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
2336	I felt like I was . . . out of my element.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2337	I get the idea that you're new at this.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2338	We ain't the same species, you dumbass.	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2339	We appreciate the gesture, but it just doesn't feel like much a biography this way.	1.2110	0.04137	109	87	21	1
2340	We want to see other people.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2341	Do you seriously expect two fish out of water to replenish the seas?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2342	Christ! What an asshole!	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2343	Do I look like a freshwater fish to you?	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2344	Teach a fish to talk and…	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2345	Do you actually know what a flood is?	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
2346	. “Any chance we can just tag along behind the boat?”	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
2347	Will this take long? We've got tickets to the Taylor Swift concert.	1.2109	0.05161	128	112	5	11
2348	We don't swim upstream this time of year.	1.2109	0.03786	128	102	25	1
2349	Cod off!	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
2350	Bet you had forgotten about all us little fishies, huh?	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
2351	Do you understand what flood means?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2352	Flood? Bring it on!	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2353	We don't believe in arks. We're ichthyists.	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
2354	All this flooding and you couldn't get us some water!	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2355	Swim along aide of you? Isn't that defeating the purpose?	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
2356	C'mon, it's the age of Pisces, where's the pool!	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2357	Within 40 days and 40 nights, you won’t feel so smug.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2358	No thanks, we’ll just swim.	1.2105	0.04659	133	113	12	8
2359	What do you mean it’s standing room only?	1.2105	0.04901	114	96	12	6
2360	Much appreciated but I think we will take our chances.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2361	Trust me, in a few thousand years, Jesus and the multitudes will thank you.	1.2105	0.05578	95	81	8	6
2362	Can you move the bears to a different deck?	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2363	But what of red fish, blue fish?	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2364	If you like sushi, you'd better reconsider."	1.2101	0.03935	119	95	23	1
2365	You didn't say we'd be traveling upstream.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
2366	Don't forget the loaves.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
2367	I’m supposed to procreate with THIS wet fish?	1.2101	0.04902	119	101	11	7
2368	I specifically recall the ad saying there would be a pool	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
2369	Worst. Species. Save. Ever.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2370	we never rate a mention.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2371	There you go fishing for complements again.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2372	Tell us you don’t do TGIF.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2373	Im telling Jesus about this	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2374	Are you kidding? We're going to LOVE forty days of raining and flooding!	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2375	We asked for the water cabin, but there seems to be a booking problem.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2376	We'd rather Roe than Wade.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2377	If you had just sent us an invitation we would have politely declined, but you did not, so here we are now.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2378	Yes, we CAN swim. But we can't turn down a buffet.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2379	No thank you.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2380	It's up to you, but the sharks didn't wanna go either	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2381	Hey buddy, we actually want to die.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2382	Oh, sure. Now you get hungry.	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
2383	I don't mean to carp, but as fish, wouldn't we be better off in the flood than on a boat?	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2384	No, no, this ark is for the flood, not the drought.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
2385	We think our chances for survival are better if we stay off the ark.	1.2097	0.04759	124	105	12	7
2386	We can help when the flood comes, Noah.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2387	Thanks for the offer but since our days are numbered anyway, please take another pair.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
2388	I want to speak to your boss	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2389	I hope this isn't another Two-fer Tuesday at Long John Silver's.	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
2390	Is this about the flood or is your wife inventing gefilte fish?	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2391	You're in over your head.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2392	Get some glasses Old man...can't you see we are both boys!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2393	Get off the ramp.” -Noa	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
2394	Don't worry about it.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2395	I couldn't help but notice you didn't bring two snakes.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2396	How about taking two fun-loving fish just for the halibut?	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2397	I told you the Sermon on the Mount was the other direction!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2398	We’re actually siblings. We refuse to do that.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
2399	There could be a problem—we thought this was an all-gay cruise.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2400	We want to see the pool first.	1.2093	0.03760	129	103	25	1
2401	Let me get this straight: you rescued us from water, are releasing us on land, and we're supposed to be grateful?	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2402	Call me old school but what ever happened to plenty fish in the sea?	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
2403	You're boarding us up the supply ramp?	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2404	I have a feeling no one will ever believe this really happened	1.2093	0.05990	86	74	6	6
2405	The fish ladder looks promising, but can we wait for the flood?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2406	The loaves and fishes story comes later.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2407	Noah, can you spare a little water, just for the halibut?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2408	Too bad they’re going to miss their Columbia River spawn.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2409	For once can you think for yourself, Noah?	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2410	We’ll get in only if you don’t serve salmon burgers	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2411	Be reasonable Noah, the only way we will ever go forth and multiply is in the flood!	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2412	Just a flood? Now you tell me.	1.2091	0.05018	110	93	11	6
2413	Noah,I know you mean well, But if there is a flood… We’ll be OK… We’re fish!!!	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2414	The stick is extra luggage sir !	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2415	Good job, buddy. You just made lox extinct.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2416	My feeling is, you’re going to need a bigger ark.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2417	We're being bumped?!! What are the alternative accommodations?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2418	So the popular Noah finally gets around to inviting us to dinner...	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2419	But you promised us the Arc of the Moral Universe.	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2420	Carpe Diem - eh Noah?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2421	OK! How about this? If there aren't five loaves here in the next five minutes, you put us back in the water.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2422	To be honest,I think we'd have been better off outside.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2423	Sure, we could swim alongside you, but we know you have a heated pool in there.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2424	What, the rain wasn’t enough water to keep you happy?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
2425	We're feet away from entering the ark.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2426	Noah,we’ve got a problem.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2427	I kept saying this makes no sense, and she kept saying 'All inclusive.'	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2428	It's holy mackerel to you!	1.2083	0.05719	96	83	6	7
2429	We’re hungry and we heard you’re the guy in charge of feeding everyone…	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2430	You know, Noah, I don’t think this ark idea has legs.	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
2431	We've decided to sit this one out.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2432	But we really need a pool>	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2433	You said you were going to save us, right? Save? Because it sounded a little like you said savor at first and we just want to be clear about it.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2434	Trust us, if you're on a mission from God, you need angelfish.	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2435	What’s with this two-by-two business? We can’t get on without the rest of our polycule.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2436	They said "one fish, two fish" but nothing about "red fish" or "blue fish."	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2437	Do you have a pool on this boat?	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2438	We literally wouldn’t be able to breathe, otherwise we’d totally come.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2439	We’re goin’ Upstream, Cabbie	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2440	I think the whole "Chicken of the Sea" thing has him confused.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2441	You do have a fish tank; don't you?"	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2442	Looks like you got it backwards boss	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
2443	Where’s the swimming pool?	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2444	All I’m saying, is that after swimming upstream all the way here, an escalator would have been nice.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2445	There's no pool in your boat.	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2446	Take me to the river,Drop me in the water	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2447	Pairs, really? You should know I’m an introvert	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
2448	Did you also pack two bagels?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2449	So, this is my couisin Miguel. You left my wife behind. We think you should learn biology.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2450	Did He say 'two talking fish' specifically?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2451	Is this really necessary?	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2452	We got Caught up .	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2453	WE REALLY NEED THE NO=SMOKING SECTION	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2454	Oh Noah you're not leaving without us!"	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2455	What am I, chopped liver ?	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2456	Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2457	Of all the fish in the sea, why did you pair me up with this one?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2458	The beginning of diversity, equity, and inclusion...	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2459	Fish out of water, fish out of water…. Does that mean anything to you Good Shepherd?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2460	We are not used to freshwater	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2461	I’m so glad we landed on Gillsagain Island.	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
2462	Just put us back in the water, we'll meet you after you land!	1.2072	0.04071	111	89	21	1
2463	We don’t mind no stinken flood!	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2464	This is typical. It’s killing me that he doesn’t realize we love water.	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2465	I ‘m telling you “she’s not my type”	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
2466	No thanks. Haven't you heard of the expression "fish out of water?"	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2467	We're doin' very well right where we are, thank you!"	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2468	End of the world… yeah right, guy thinks he’s Poseidon or something.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2469	‘A pair of fish shall pass’, right?	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2470	Thanks, but no tanks.	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
2471	You don't feel bad about all those humans God will let drown?	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2472	Does the word overzealous mean anything to you?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2473	You thought getting here was hard?	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2474	Thanks for the invite, Noah, but we’d really rather just swim behind the Ark.	1.2069	0.04823	116	98	12	6
2475	We stopped flying Boeing.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2476	Oh God. Now I really need a drink.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2477	We think there's been a typo...don't you want two asses?	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2478	We´re Plan B	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2479	Where’s your partner?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2480	I wanted her sister, not HER!	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2481	Please put us in separate cabins so I won’t have to listen to anymore carping.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2482	Listen, if you keep on insisting we come inside, I'm going to begin to think you have ulterior motives.	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2483	We’ll swim when hell floods over!	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2484	we aren’t selFISH we’re salmon	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2485	i thought you were bringing the bread	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
2486	We're cool staying here, save the space for another couple.	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
2487	God's a pescatarian, isn't he?!	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
2488	We're lungfish, buddy, give us a break.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2489	Get on the boat he said. It will be fun he said.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2490	Fine if that’s your religion, evolution is ours.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2491	The grizzly bears put you up to this, didn't they?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2492	Sorry guys. We're already filled to the "gills"!	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2493	Well, you have had some crazy ideas too!	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2494	Glad you enjoyed your 40 days and nights in our bilge accommodations. Now, just over there, take the chariot to the stream. Then 10 miles down, connect to the river, and the Black Sea is at the end of the line.	1.2062	0.05471	97	83	8	6
2495	I don't think he's getting this whole rain thing.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2496	Unlike your sheep,Fish are high maintenance. I suggest you throw us back in.	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
2497	We were fine the way we were!	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
2498	Noah: you messed up. That’s my brother.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2499	Our seats are too close to the Grizzlies.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2500	Hey! What about us?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2501	Thanks, but we'll be all right.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
2502	Because we (can) swim, we shoulda been first!	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2503	Hadn't you ever heard of 'catch & release'?	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2504	Yeah, thanks, but we'll be okay.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2505	No, we don't have any private rooms suites, and If you give me that attitude you will go to the maybes with the unicorns	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
2506	But the website said there would be a pool.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2507	Hey buddy, we were supposed to be joining three loaves of bread!”	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
2508	We requested a ladder, not a ramp.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2509	You might want to rethink this, Noah. Like relatives, we start to stink after five days.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2510	... and we deeply resent being listed on the passenger manifest as ‘Mr. and Mrs. Lox’!	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
2511	Are you sure we're passengers and not dinner?	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2512	Listen, pal. I don't know what kind of scam you're running here, but why is our fish tank in the bagel aisel???	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2513	Why did you get me out of water for?	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2514	If it's a short trip, we should be able to make it.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2515	You are not bringing bears are you?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2516	I'm not going with her.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2517	If you don't put us back, we'll tell God. He likes us so much he'll make dozens more of us and mess up your idiotic fairytale.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2518	I'm not being picky, it's a pretty popular saying."	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2519	Sorry, I was just following orders, guys.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2520	Okay, you were right, we shouldn't have paid for early boarding.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2521	We're talking about a worldwide flood, do we really need to do this?	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
2522	Excuse me, but we can manage during a flood VERY well, thank you!	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2523	No need, we'll catch our own ride.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2524	Can you point us to baggage claim?	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2525	You really couldn’t have picked us up along the way?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2526	I know what I said, but I really want those five loaves	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
2527	Red Fish Blue Fish are right behind us.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2528	I am not spending the rest of my life with him.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2529	Him and that darn hook!!!	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2530	Hey, this is not all about mammals!	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2531	No, really: We are looking forward to the flood.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2532	So Noah, what do you have planned for me and my sister?	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2533	And we thought, 'Hey, we're not that old. We should give this amphibian thing a try.' But if we're being honest, we miss the whole water part.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2534	A flood, you say? And God told you that we’re supposed to ride it out in the kitchen?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2535	The email went to King Salmon, not King Solomon!	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
2536	Uh-oh, I think were on a cedar plank?	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
2537	Can you blame us? You’re the one who decided to bring two worms.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2538	No offense, but I think we’ll take our chances with the flood.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2539	What do you mean we are not on the guest list?	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
2540	Before you start let me remind you of the biblical story about the five loaves and two fish.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2541	We're from the inclusion and diversity office...	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2542	Man that was a long ride!	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2543	Noah,do you have a ladder handy that we can use to enter the Ark? We don't do ramps.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2544	There is "instant water"on the ark. just add water	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2545	You're telling me this boat ain't headed upstream!?	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2546	She said, “Only if you are the last fish left in the sea,” and so here we are.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2547	Sorry, we mistook your ramp for upstream.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2548	Our excursions were canceled because of an act of God?	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2549	Put us back. We'll just follow you there.	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2550	So this is a literal story arc.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
2551	I told you we should have signed up to bring the loaves!	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
2552	I'm not going in there. It stinks!	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
2553	You'll hear from my lawyers!	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
2554	Is this your best alternative to a conveyor belt ?!	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
2555	Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, so climb in this tub? - we gotta ask why	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
2556	Life on the arc: Fish. Breakfast, lunch & dinner.	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
2557	No one's ever seen anything like it. It's tremendously wet in terms of water.	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
2558	We were hoping for a water bed.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2559	The Ark is not the only thing out of water.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2560	You are always one to succumb to bait and switch.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2561	Is it too late to sign up for swimming with the sharks excursion?	1.2045	0.04530	132	112	13	7
2562	Feels punitive.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2563	Do you have a room with a bath?	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2564	We hear that you still have room in the bilge.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
2565	Did he get the memo about the flood?	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
2566	Sure, you're up on your perch watching us flounder while we just work for scale. Well, we don't give a fin. You'll be in the dock for this.	1.2043	0.05630	93	80	7	6
2567	We thought we’d break tradition. We’’re thrilled at the idea of seeing our grandchildren.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2568	Where’s the red fish and the blue fish?	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2569	This is what happens when you don't review your bulk-mailing list.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2570	Do we look like we can march?	1.2043	0.05630	93	80	7	6
2571	Our names certainly are on the list, sir. Please check again.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2572	Hey pal, don’t even think of putting us next to the Grizzlies!	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2573	How much longer before it rains?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2574	In the future would you talk to us before parting the sea; this creates an uncomfortable situation	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2575	We may have the same last name but we’re different species.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2576	We've been here since Moses parted the water.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2577	We’re not getting in until we’re completely tanked.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2578	We prefer to travel first class, not coach!	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2579	And then she said ‘I wouldn’t sleep with you even if you were the last fish on earth’	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2580	We don't mind going on board of this Ark, but we are convinced that we have more chance to survive when we stay in the sea.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2581	Let me get this straight: you want us to sleep in the galley?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2582	Yeah ! We ate them five loaves !	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2583	Whoa dude! We're outta here! Placing us next to the two grizzlies is a tad counterintuitive, don't you think?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2584	Ever heard the saying, 'Leave well enough alone'?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2585	I don’t mean to carp, but I swiped left on his Tinder profile.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2586	Haven't you got a ladder?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2587	We live "in the water" not out of it	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2588	Trust me. If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2589	Do you mind telling me why there's a sushi bar on the ark?	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2590	Give us time - we're about to evolve legs.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2591	is there a pool on this cruise ship?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2592	We want the executive suite, or there's no deal.	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2593	Sorry buddy -- no girls, no entry.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
2594	What do you got to drink around here?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2595	Got any bread?	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2596	But, we’re fish!	1.2037	0.05054	108	92	10	6
2597	Sorry, dude, we were hungry and ate the 5 loaves!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2598	AI, AI, what the heck is this?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2599	Are there any cabins left near the pool	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2600	Where are you going?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2601	Pisces, reservation for duality	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2602	With all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with her?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2603	Keep us away from those damn grizzly bears!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2604	Cooped up with her? Let me take my chances with the flood.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2605	Water please	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
2606	Thank God He gave us legs!	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2607	you heard us. Get the grizzly off the boat or we're gonna jump into the water and enjoy the flood	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
2608	We're sorry,but during the actual flood our prices for consulting services will increase slightly.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2609	Water is a guarantee, right?	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
2610	Hey, Noah; boss wants to know how do you drown a fish?	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2611	We appreciate the offer, but we’d like to give our room to those dinosaurs over there.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2612	You know, we could’ve just swam here.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2613	Why not? I heard you brought a whole tray of salmon aboard!	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2614	We were planning on heading upstream once the rain started.	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
2615	You divided the Red Sea and we haven’t seen our family for years.	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
2616	Geez Noah. We appreciate the ride but the flood was never really an issue for us.	1.2031	0.04621	128	109	12	7
2617	Don’t you get it? We like the flood!	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
2618	Don’t shoot the messenger. Take it up with He who must be obeyed.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2619	I was told that we should stay hydrated.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
2620	Do you guys really need refuge from THE SEA???	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2621	This Speaker of the House gig is going to be harder than I thought.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2622	You call this a salmon ladder?	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2623	what kind of cruise doesn't include day trips?	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2624	Is this a bait-and-switch scheme?	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2625	Were you building this thing when God was handing out brains?	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2626	End of the world? Seems more like the beginning to me.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2627	Sorry, I think we both slept past our stop.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2628	Is the ark locally sourced?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2629	You expect us to believe a flood is coming and you can’t even give us a tank with water in it?	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
2630	Some 'Miraculous' catch of fish this is.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2631	Did the two of you eat the loaves?	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2632	And this affects us how?	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2633	No sea creatures? Get ready for a flood of lawsuits, pal.	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2634	‘Carp-e diem!’ you said. NOW what	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2635	Which way to the infinity pool?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2636	Don't think we didn't see them loading bagels in the back!	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2637	Give me a minute to think about tonight's menu.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2638	Mightier than the waves of the sea :-D <3	1.2019	0.05182	104	89	9	6
2639	Should we bring him on board? Are the humans even worth saving?	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2640	She's a Speckled Trout and I'm a Sockeye Salmon, with Chickenpox.”	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2641	Look, if you want us to make it through the whole trip, then you’ve simply got to find us a smoking cabin.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2642	What do you mean we can’t SEE the manager?	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2643	Sabbath Trial	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2644	We heard you noah guy that can tuna fish	1.2019	0.05359	104	90	7	7
2645	rules are rules	1.2019	0.05182	104	89	9	6
2646	Now I have to build a god damn fish tank, too???	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2647	Where's the water?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2648	I wonder what BOGO means.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2649	Hold on a sec, why are you putting us in the galley?	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2650	Ya know, there are plenty more fish in the sea.	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2651	OK, we’ll help you with the photo op, but as soon as it starts raining, we’re out of here.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2652	We're strivers.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2653	What do you mean we’ll “just end up on the menu?”	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2654	Sorry if you were squished like a can of sardines.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2655	Having fish tacos on the buffet menu, was in bad taste'	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2656	Flooding is no problem for us. Can you drop us upstream to spawn?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2657	Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll be better on our own now that the rainy season is here!	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2658	Do you have any qualifications other than being a man?	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2659	Our house flooded.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
2660	I’m not sure this is necessary	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2661	This is just classic Osteichthyes discrimination Sir!!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2662	You couldn't wait another two million years?	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2663	You know we can swim, right? Is that soy sauce in your other hand?	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2664	How long will it take to get our sea legs?	1.2018	0.04855	114	97	11	6
2665	Moses or no Moses, we're doomed outta water.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2666	Me and the Missus liked it better when it was raining.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2667	You’re taking this white savior thing a little too far, bro.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2668	He’s a male.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2669	File this under "Unclear on the concept."	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
2670	Rainbow trout. Nice!	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2671	We’d really appreciate a ride upstream this year	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
2672	Noah, don’t forget our wooden plaque mounts and extra AA batteries!	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2673	We're FISH, you could have left us behind.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2674	But we paid extra!	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2675	Maybe you should pay more attention to your Groupon account.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2676	Have you seen the size of those falls? Not happening.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2677	It is time to bait or cut fish....	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2678	Catfished? Whaddya mean we got catfished?	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2679	The ventilation is terrible, it smells fishy.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
2680	You know she’s my sister, don’t you?	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
2681	Before we debark, is it possible to get another complimentary bottle of water?	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2682	Pssst, don't tell him we're spawning.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2683	If our quarters will be the ship's bathroom sink, we'll take our chances in the flood.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2684	You've got cats, you've got seals...we'll take our chances with the water.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2685	Hey man, you ignorant of the expression: like a fish out of water? Being with the wife doesn’t make it any better.	1.2000	0.04020	100	80	20	0
2686	Sod off, we're going back in the water.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2687	We live in the water, smart guy!	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2688	The others don't want us aboard. They say we're always carping.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2689	We don't need no stinkin' ark! But make sure you take the eagles, bears and bagel makers with you.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
2690	You told us there would be plenty of fish in the sea!	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2691	Please just leave us in the water Noah. He wants you to change your "Locks"…not your "Lox".	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2692	You really haven't thought this through.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2693	We paid for a boat with a pool. Give us back our deposit.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2694	And on the sixth day God created pescatarians”	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2695	We	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2696	Hey, Moses, did you ever hear the phrase ‘like a fish outta water?’	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2697	We’re not going if you keep us on the poop deck	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2698	The flood's made of water"?! Oh, so I guess if a flood of land was coming you wouldn't be scared	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2699	Does the phrase "a fish out of water" ring a bell, Noah?	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2700	We refuse to come aboard unless you bring two loaves.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2701	OK, you take two of every species. But, we like water!	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2702	What, we're supposed to skip a free cruise?	1.2000	0.05318	100	86	8	6
2703	So what happened to the dang loaves??	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2704	And who made you the gatekeeper?	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2705	Seriously?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2706	Get a grip man. Flood or no flood, we'd rather stay in the water!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2707	No,we're not going to roe your boat!	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2708	Hey Noah, thanks anyway but we won't need to be protected from the flood.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2709	We’ll just take our chances…	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2710	Sorry, but we're thinking earth may be better off without you.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2711	I'm a hermaphrodite. You don't actually have to take him too.	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2712	You'd better have a pond in there!	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
2713	We weren’t sure we would be welcome. We feel like fish out of water.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2714	I don’t know, man, this flood stuff sounds pretty good to me.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2715	No buffets? I’m already dreading this cruise.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2716	I said "LOCKS" for the doors	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2717	We don’t believe that the early bird got both of our worms.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
2718	We’d rather sleep outside!	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2719	We're not boarding until you ditch the bagels	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2720	Don’t need to force your agenda on us.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2721	How about a "heads up" when we were still on the water?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2722	I need salt water,He wants fresh	1.2000	0.05136	105	90	9	6
2723	Wouldn't it be easier for everybody if we just meet you there?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2724	Explain this to me like I'm 5.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2725	I learned in school not to get on a boat with a stranger.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2726	Seriously? Water, water everywhere and not a drop to ... No really. Seriously?	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2727	You should have left us with the unicorns.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2728	If we say we are are gay, can we bring two more friends?	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2729	Oooo, it’s Friday Fish Night!”	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2730	hey Noah, this ark thing really isn't for us.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2731	What do you mean, you're sold out?	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
2732	Let 'em all drown, Noah. Then we can evolve into land animals.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2733	I know you’ve got a job to do, but quite frankly a flood is not a big deal to us.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
2734	Thanks anyway, we're happy where we were.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2735	Well, this sucks.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2736	Just the bathtub. You’ll still have the whole outdoor shower.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2737	There's something a little fishy about this trip.	1.2000	0.05519	95	82	7	6
2738	I need to talk to someone about our accommodations.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2739	We're puzzled why fish should join and why you want us with the bears.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2740	I really don’t want to put your job at risk, but she’s just not that into me.	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
2741	370 days on the water , and you're leaving us here?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2742	What do mean, Only for guys with lungs? That is really racist!	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2743	Don't ask me, we booked this on line.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2744	I'm staying in the water and at the end we'll see who was right.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2745	I think there’s been a mistake, our tickets were for Noah’s Ark-quarium	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2746	We’d prefer to take our chance on the flood”	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
2747	If we’re gonna teach man how to fish we’re gonna need more than two.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
2748	An ounce of prevention …	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2749	To be frank, we had planned on alternative transportation.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2750	Come along for the ride, He said	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2751	You brought bagels?!	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2752	Blub blub blub-blub!	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2753	I told you to stay in the ballast with the rest of the invasive species	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2754	We’re gonna need a room with ocean view	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2755	Of course we don’t NEED to get on, but we’ve been looking forward to a couples’ getaway for ages.	1.1985	0.03880	136	112	21	3
2756	We don't like our odds out in the rainwater.	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
2757	Whose brilliant idea was this?	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2758	Nice try Mr. Noah but we know we’re dinner.	1.1984	0.04066

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