Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
You say ‘flood’ like it’s a bad thing. |
1.7545 |
0.01061 |
5633 |
2646 |
1724 |
1263 |
1 |
Why don’t we just meet you there? |
1.7544 |
0.02456 |
1026 |
474 |
330 |
222 |
2 |
You took us out of school for this? |
1.7471 |
0.01567 |
2681 |
1307 |
745 |
629 |
3 |
Don’t tell me you already have two talking fish. |
1.7457 |
0.02077 |
1522 |
742 |
425 |
355 |
4 |
Being on cedar planks makes us really uncomfortable. |
1.7338 |
0.01593 |
2592 |
1289 |
704 |
599 |
5 |
What the hell is a flood? |
1.7241 |
0.02121 |
1497 |
767 |
376 |
354 |
6 |
This must be your first flood. |
1.7196 |
0.01385 |
3131 |
1502 |
1005 |
624 |
7 |
What do you mean we'd be useful on Fridays? |
1.7166 |
0.01812 |
1948 |
977 |
546 |
425 |
8 |
' No, really, just leave us behind. Take the unicorns instead.' |
1.7119 |
0.02326 |
1149 |
570 |
340 |
239 |
9 |
Which list are we on, guest or menu? |
1.6936 |
0.01584 |
2487 |
1273 |
703 |
511 |
10 |
Is there a pool? |
1.6897 |
0.02069 |
1347 |
662 |
441 |
244 |
11 |
Yes, we're sushi grade. Why do you ask? |
1.6825 |
0.01894 |
1647 |
831 |
508 |
308 |
12 |
We weren't endangered until a few minutes ago. |
1.6792 |
0.01806 |
1858 |
956 |
542 |
360 |
13 |
I know what God said, but I think we'll be OK. |
1.6787 |
0.01961 |
1547 |
788 |
468 |
291 |
14 |
I saw the bagel and capers. I know what you’re up to. |
1.6777 |
0.02085 |
1384 |
711 |
408 |
265 |
15 |
What, you thought we'd drown? |
1.6707 |
0.02013 |
1506 |
789 |
424 |
293 |
16 |
Thanks, but we’re cool with the flood. |
1.6688 |
0.02268 |
1102 |
555 |
357 |
190 |
17 |
Did you ever stop to think that maybe we were enjoying the flood? |
1.6678 |
0.02515 |
915 |
467 |
285 |
163 |
18 |
Any chance you could leave the grizzly bears behind? |
1.6656 |
0.02472 |
918 |
462 |
301 |
155 |
19 |
Forty days of floods? Are you kidding, Noah? That's our wet dream. |
1.6603 |
0.01997 |
1560 |
840 |
410 |
310 |
20 |
Just because it's policy doesn't mean it makes sense. |
1.6590 |
0.02214 |
1173 |
605 |
363 |
205 |
21 |
You do know that trying to rescue us from a huge body of water is kind of weird, right? |
1.6580 |
0.01883 |
1696 |
899 |
478 |
319 |
22 |
Trust us, we'll be fine out here. And after few days, you're really not going to want us in there. |
1.6562 |
0.01818 |
1745 |
906 |
533 |
306 |
23 |
Can you give us a hand? We're floundering here. |
1.6559 |
0.01902 |
1584 |
820 |
489 |
275 |
24 |
We’ll meet you there. |
1.6555 |
0.01659 |
2154 |
1137 |
622 |
395 |
25 |
We’ll take our chances with the flood if that’s alright with you |
1.6519 |
0.01852 |
1675 |
874 |
510 |
291 |
26 |
All this so you can spread our descendants on bagels? |
1.6516 |
0.01772 |
1943 |
1049 |
522 |
372 |
27 |
Let me guess - the cats suggested you bring us. |
1.6514 |
0.01679 |
2111 |
1124 |
599 |
388 |
28 |
Really? Do you do everything He tells you? |
1.6459 |
0.01722 |
1957 |
1037 |
576 |
344 |
29 |
I think we’ll take our chances.” |
1.6418 |
0.01642 |
2049 |
1064 |
655 |
330 |
30 |
We would like a cabin with an open porthole. |
1.6321 |
0.01886 |
1571 |
834 |
481 |
256 |
31 |
How about we skip the ark and just meet up with you at Mount Ararat in a few weeks. |
1.6320 |
0.01812 |
1685 |
890 |
525 |
270 |
32 |
Psalmon 8:8 |
1.6304 |
0.01910 |
1591 |
864 |
451 |
276 |
33 |
How do you expect us to get on board, evolve? |
1.6293 |
0.01985 |
1470 |
799 |
417 |
254 |
34 |
Wait, there’s a flood coming, and you want us to get IN the boat? |
1.6286 |
0.01510 |
2943 |
1736 |
564 |
643 |
35 |
Bears and eagles also? You know what, I'll take my chances at home. |
1.6261 |
0.01917 |
1503 |
801 |
463 |
239 |
36 |
Thanks for thinking of us, but in the next testament I understand we're on the menu with loaves of bread. |
1.6235 |
0.02024 |
1445 |
802 |
385 |
258 |
37 |
We were told that there would be water. |
1.6168 |
0.01692 |
1926 |
1041 |
582 |
303 |
38 |
C’mon,man. Fish gotta swim. |
1.6163 |
0.01927 |
1509 |
823 |
442 |
244 |
39 |
He's farmed and I'm wild. Choose wisely. |
1.6162 |
0.02005 |
1433 |
793 |
397 |
243 |
40 |
Just take us, we can evolve into everything else |
1.6158 |
0.02552 |
885 |
490 |
245 |
150 |
41 |
You DO know that we actually prefer the flood. |
1.6043 |
0.02226 |
1107 |
609 |
327 |
171 |
42 |
You almost convinced me, and then I saw the pair of pelicans |
1.5971 |
0.02387 |
958 |
532 |
280 |
146 |
43 |
The cats invited us. |
1.5953 |
0.01810 |
1616 |
887 |
496 |
233 |
44 |
We left a few thousand eggs in steerage |
1.5941 |
0.01837 |
1552 |
849 |
484 |
219 |
45 |
We'll take our chances with the deluge. |
1.5862 |
0.01970 |
1276 |
689 |
426 |
161 |
46 |
Is the flood fresh or salt water? |
1.5862 |
0.01895 |
1416 |
774 |
454 |
188 |
47 |
The Greatest flood in our lives, then you come along and try to help! |
1.5851 |
0.02197 |
1104 |
618 |
326 |
160 |
48 |
On the contrary! We’re getting off because we believe your story.” |
1.5788 |
0.02037 |
1422 |
845 |
331 |
246 |
49 |
But it’s our anniversary and I promised her a cruise! |
1.5782 |
0.02086 |
1240 |
706 |
351 |
183 |
50 |
You realize that after 3 days we start to smell. |
1.5771 |
0.02069 |
1265 |
723 |
354 |
188 |
51 |
Is there a pool on board? |
1.5631 |
0.02073 |
1204 |
689 |
352 |
163 |
52 |
You sure we can't just meet you there? |
1.5619 |
0.02133 |
1187 |
694 |
319 |
174 |
53 |
You know it's a flood, right? |
1.5592 |
0.02179 |
1089 |
627 |
315 |
147 |
54 |
Planks make us nervous. |
1.5583 |
0.02099 |
1157 |
663 |
342 |
152 |
55 |
You do realize we can swim, right? |
1.5579 |
0.02231 |
1097 |
649 |
284 |
164 |
56 |
Have the bears boarded yet? |
1.5575 |
0.02097 |
1105 |
621 |
352 |
132 |
57 |
Just what is it you're supposedly saving us from, again? |
1.5575 |
0.02342 |
1053 |
640 |
239 |
174 |
58 |
That's right, we are the holy mackerel." |
1.5573 |
0.02368 |
1073 |
665 |
218 |
190 |
59 |
We'll just meet you there. |
1.5555 |
0.02224 |
1073 |
629 |
292 |
152 |
60 |
Don't say anything. Let's see how long it takes before it dawns on him. |
1.5554 |
0.02272 |
1046 |
618 |
275 |
153 |
61 |
But isn’t a flood just more water? |
1.5534 |
0.02668 |
759 |
450 |
198 |
111 |
62 |
“Yo Papi, is that your plus one?” |
1.5522 |
0.02506 |
1072 |
708 |
136 |
228 |
63 |
You're only bringing two worms? |
1.5454 |
0.02383 |
959 |
578 |
239 |
142 |
64 |
A flood? Throw us back . We’ll take our chances. |
1.5443 |
0.02367 |
948 |
566 |
248 |
134 |
65 |
On second thought, we’ll go it on our own. |
1.5397 |
0.02461 |
832 |
489 |
237 |
106 |
66 |
No, we are not 'like fish out of water' . We ARE fish out of water. |
1.5373 |
0.02540 |
845 |
516 |
204 |
125 |
67 |
Are you trying to be ironic? |
1.5357 |
0.02607 |
743 |
440 |
208 |
95 |
68 |
I'm Mahi, and this is my wife Mahi. |
1.5352 |
0.02513 |
852 |
519 |
210 |
123 |
69 |
Yet you'll be first to complain your fish is dry. |
1.5347 |
0.02821 |
808 |
535 |
114 |
159 |
70 |
We were fine with the flood |
1.5336 |
0.02428 |
834 |
490 |
243 |
101 |
71 |
Let my people flow. |
1.5296 |
0.02615 |
761 |
461 |
197 |
103 |
72 |
Yes, we have reservations. Lots of them. |
1.5284 |
0.02754 |
704 |
432 |
172 |
100 |
73 |
A flood is literally what we have been praying for! |
1.5250 |
0.02776 |
739 |
469 |
152 |
118 |
74 |
I'm not repopulating the planet with him even if he is the last fish in the ocean. |
1.5248 |
0.04279 |
303 |
190 |
67 |
46 |
75 |
I don't care what God told you, we were fine. |
1.5220 |
0.02614 |
772 |
476 |
189 |
107 |
76 |
This is my sister you idiot. |
1.5207 |
0.02785 |
699 |
437 |
160 |
102 |
77 |
Yes, there’s a problem. You have us next to the bears. |
1.5198 |
0.02759 |
683 |
420 |
171 |
92 |
78 |
Hey, we're salmon. There's bears in there. We'll just wait for the flood. |
1.5196 |
0.02594 |
741 |
448 |
201 |
92 |
79 |
You’re making a mistake of biblical proportions. |
1.5193 |
0.02719 |
726 |
453 |
169 |
104 |
80 |
We didn’t need to be saved. We had it right the first time |
1.5192 |
0.02693 |
728 |
451 |
176 |
101 |
81 |
Flood? Some bears told us to get on board to avoid a drought. |
1.5175 |
0.02717 |
684 |
417 |
180 |
87 |
82 |
Um...we won't survive the Flood, why? |
1.5172 |
0.02720 |
696 |
428 |
176 |
92 |
83 |
I know, we're fish, but she always wanted to take a cruise. |
1.5159 |
0.02755 |
661 |
403 |
175 |
83 |
84 |
Well, MY God told me that a global flood would be my reward for a lifetime of piety and spiritual devotion. |
1.5152 |
0.02920 |
689 |
450 |
123 |
116 |
85 |
We don't think that it will be necessary. We'll be fine. |
1.5128 |
0.02753 |
587 |
343 |
187 |
57 |
86 |
Wouldn't it be better if we waited outside? |
1.5122 |
0.02920 |
617 |
386 |
146 |
85 |
87 |
Yo, Dude. Have you REALLY thought this through? |
1.5114 |
0.02776 |
657 |
405 |
168 |
84 |
88 |
We're not as worried about a little rain as you might think. |
1.5104 |
0.02619 |
676 |
403 |
201 |
72 |
89 |
Can you drop us off upstream? |
1.5095 |
0.02689 |
683 |
418 |
182 |
83 |
90 |
It's because we're atheists, right? |
1.5091 |
0.02928 |
605 |
378 |
146 |
81 |
91 |
‘Nah, we’ll take our chances in the floodwater’ |
1.5063 |
0.02721 |
636 |
384 |
182 |
70 |
92 |
Are we dinner guests or dinner? |
1.5049 |
0.03049 |
513 |
312 |
143 |
58 |
93 |
Think about this for a minute… |
1.5045 |
0.02800 |
660 |
415 |
157 |
88 |
94 |
Besides the obvious, Nobrains, can’t you tell two males when you see them |
1.5026 |
0.02999 |
571 |
359 |
137 |
75 |
95 |
So, this God who told you to build an ark, is this the same God who told you to eat fish on Friday? |
1.5026 |
0.03169 |
573 |
378 |
102 |
93 |
96 |
You have your bible stories mixed up there, Noah. We're supposed to help Jesus feed the masses. |
1.5017 |
0.02959 |
594 |
376 |
138 |
80 |
97 |
It's simply not reasonable that you expect us to represent *all* fish. |
1.5000 |
0.02804 |
602 |
368 |
167 |
67 |
98 |
Please seat us away from the bears. |
1.4966 |
0.02743 |
590 |
354 |
179 |
57 |
99 |
Did we mention we like water? |
1.4949 |
0.02951 |
586 |
372 |
138 |
76 |
100 |
Okay if we just swim along and meet you on the other side? |
1.4941 |
0.03037 |
510 |
314 |
140 |
56 |
101 |
We think we'll just swim there. |
1.4939 |
0.02809 |
577 |
351 |
167 |
59 |
102 |
A little critical thinking is all we ask, buddy. |
1.4934 |
0.03052 |
529 |
332 |
133 |
64 |
103 |
Of course we're going to complain. We're carp. |
1.4909 |
0.03077 |
552 |
356 |
121 |
75 |
104 |
And besides the obvious, that's my sister! |
1.4908 |
0.03054 |
542 |
345 |
128 |
69 |
105 |
Are you sure we need to be saved from a flood? |
1.4884 |
0.03064 |
518 |
326 |
131 |
61 |
106 |
I’m getting my parables all mixed up…are you here for the ark or the miracle of the loaves and fishes stunt? |
1.4861 |
0.03078 |
539 |
347 |
122 |
70 |
107 |
I think we’re in the wrong Testament. |
1.4860 |
0.03171 |
500 |
320 |
117 |
63 |
108 |
I’m fine with a flood. |
1.4856 |
0.03174 |
486 |
308 |
120 |
58 |
109 |
This may not be the best plan |
1.4842 |
0.03044 |
475 |
290 |
140 |
45 |
110 |
There is no way seating us next to the grizzlies was an accident! |
1.4824 |
0.02916 |
539 |
335 |
148 |
56 |
111 |
But you do see the irony right? |
1.4805 |
0.03234 |
487 |
316 |
108 |
63 |
112 |
Let me get this straight. You lured us out of the water because a flood is coming and you want us to stay INSIDE the boat? |
1.4752 |
0.03220 |
505 |
334 |
102 |
69 |
113 |
You're being way too literal Noah. |
1.4750 |
0.03006 |
480 |
296 |
140 |
44 |
114 |
As far as we’re concerned, it can’t start raining soon enough. |
1.4748 |
0.03322 |
457 |
298 |
101 |
58 |
115 |
Don't you think this whole 2 by 2 ark story sounds fishy ? |
1.4748 |
0.03253 |
436 |
275 |
115 |
46 |
116 |
Frankly, forty days and nights of torrential rain in the South of France sounds pretty damn good right now. |
1.4739 |
0.03513 |
422 |
279 |
86 |
57 |
117 |
so what is wrong with a flood? |
1.4717 |
0.03094 |
494 |
316 |
123 |
55 |
118 |
Hey listen, with your reputation you can feed 5000 with just him. Let me go. |
1.4698 |
0.03332 |
447 |
292 |
100 |
55 |
119 |
We'd like an exit row. |
1.4676 |
0.03224 |
447 |
286 |
113 |
48 |
120 |
There have been a lot of grumblings about this seating chart of yours. For one, we're in between the bears and the pelicans. |
1.4672 |
0.03475 |
381 |
243 |
98 |
40 |
121 |
It’s interesting that you think this is necessary |
1.4670 |
0.03467 |
394 |
254 |
96 |
44 |
122 |
Thanks but no thanks. We'll swim. |
1.4668 |
0.03473 |
407 |
266 |
92 |
49 |
123 |
You didn't think this through. |
1.4634 |
0.03324 |
423 |
273 |
104 |
46 |
124 |
How about we meet you there? |
1.4632 |
0.03419 |
421 |
277 |
93 |
51 |
125 |
We’re out of our element here, we’re not catholic. |
1.4630 |
0.03245 |
460 |
301 |
105 |
54 |
126 |
Forty days of rain and you couldn't provide a water slide to exit? |
1.4617 |
0.03386 |
418 |
273 |
97 |
48 |
127 |
What’s a flood? |
1.4615 |
0.03497 |
403 |
266 |
88 |
49 |
128 |
It's a flood, we're fish, what part of this are you not getting? |
1.4594 |
0.03469 |
431 |
291 |
82 |
58 |
129 |
The salmon told us to request a "no smoking" section |
1.4589 |
0.03577 |
414 |
282 |
74 |
58 |
130 |
Are these cedar planks? |
1.4589 |
0.03318 |
438 |
288 |
99 |
51 |
131 |
A flood sounds pretty good right about now. |
1.4581 |
0.03332 |
430 |
282 |
99 |
49 |
132 |
We’d like a cabin away from the bears. |
1.4577 |
0.03338 |
426 |
279 |
99 |
48 |
133 |
How about this? We'll ride if you swim. |
1.4577 |
0.03264 |
402 |
254 |
112 |
36 |
134 |
What exactly are you saving us from? |
1.4568 |
0.03689 |
370 |
248 |
75 |
47 |
135 |
Noah, have you really thought this through? |
1.4538 |
0.03564 |
379 |
251 |
84 |
44 |
136 |
I think we’ll just take our chances. |
1.4525 |
0.03478 |
400 |
266 |
87 |
47 |
137 |
You can't pack us in there like sardines. |
1.4518 |
0.03481 |
394 |
261 |
88 |
45 |
138 |
Ok, the first miracle was that we are talking fish. |
1.4517 |
0.03425 |
414 |
276 |
89 |
49 |
139 |
We were given strict instructions not to appear until five loaves were also present. |
1.4510 |
0.03392 |
408 |
269 |
94 |
45 |
140 |
You can see the irony here, correct? |
1.4504 |
0.03605 |
373 |
249 |
80 |
44 |
141 |
You do know that we can swim, right? |
1.4499 |
0.03694 |
369 |
250 |
72 |
47 |
142 |
You're trying to save us from a flood? Seriously? |
1.4496 |
0.03657 |
387 |
265 |
70 |
52 |
143 |
Dude, we were fine. |
1.4484 |
0.03586 |
397 |
271 |
74 |
52 |
144 |
Trust me, the Flood won’t be a problem for us. |
1.4468 |
0.03482 |
376 |
247 |
90 |
39 |
145 |
Cedar planks? And was that two bags of charcoal I saw go in ahead of us? |
1.4462 |
0.03670 |
390 |
270 |
66 |
54 |
146 |
We appreciate you including us but we’d rather take our chances in the flood. |
1.4459 |
0.03537 |
388 |
261 |
81 |
46 |
147 |
So that's it? With millions of fish to choose from you pick my ex! |
1.4455 |
0.03857 |
330 |
223 |
67 |
40 |
148 |
Can't we just follow the boat? |
1.4444 |
0.03247 |
414 |
269 |
106 |
39 |
149 |
I smell bears. I think I'll take my chances with the flood. |
1.4441 |
0.03817 |
340 |
231 |
67 |
42 |
150 |
Why did we see two jars of tartar sauce being loaded? |
1.4436 |
0.03736 |
381 |
266 |
61 |
54 |
151 |
You just loaded the bears. We'll take our chances on the flood. |
1.4435 |
0.03649 |
372 |
253 |
73 |
46 |
152 |
Why are our beds filled with shaved ice and located on the buffet? |
1.4435 |
0.03747 |
372 |
258 |
63 |
51 |
153 |
Is your plan supposed to save us from drowning? |
1.4433 |
0.03713 |
379 |
263 |
64 |
52 |
154 |
We are a bit concerned about your Friday menu. |
1.4431 |
0.03479 |
413 |
282 |
79 |
52 |
155 |
You've seriously never heard of holy mackerel? |
1.4427 |
0.03639 |
384 |
264 |
70 |
50 |
156 |
If you wanted it to float you should have shut the door. |
1.4416 |
0.03726 |
351 |
238 |
71 |
42 |
157 |
Cedar planks? Not funny, Noah. |
1.4413 |
0.03650 |
358 |
241 |
76 |
41 |
158 |
On the whole, we'd rather be in the flood. |
1.4409 |
0.03402 |
372 |
242 |
96 |
34 |
159 |
Can we speak to the manager about the lack of freshwater accommodations?!? |
1.4406 |
0.03423 |
345 |
220 |
98 |
27 |
160 |
And for future reference, we don't really like the idea of parting the sea either! |
1.4401 |
0.04004 |
334 |
235 |
51 |
48 |
161 |
What part of “We LIKE water” didn’t you get? |
1.4400 |
0.03526 |
375 |
251 |
83 |
41 |
162 |
We would like a spot in the no smoking section. |
1.4396 |
0.03688 |
364 |
249 |
70 |
45 |
163 |
This no-fish policy feels very anti-antediluvian. |
1.4394 |
0.03364 |
371 |
240 |
99 |
32 |
164 |
Actually, it’s ‘fish’, not ‘fishes’. |
1.4393 |
0.03698 |
346 |
233 |
74 |
39 |
165 |
Sashimi for dinner? Really Noah? |
1.4377 |
0.03496 |
361 |
238 |
88 |
35 |
166 |
But we love the flood! |
1.4371 |
0.03499 |
334 |
215 |
92 |
27 |
167 |
We're leaving. We just think all the gloom and doom in there about sea levels rising is overblown. |
1.4371 |
0.03575 |
334 |
218 |
86 |
30 |
168 |
Well, the invitation could have been more specific. |
1.4369 |
0.03799 |
325 |
219 |
70 |
36 |
169 |
We'll go with you, but you have to bring us back upstream. |
1.4359 |
0.03612 |
351 |
235 |
79 |
37 |
170 |
You haven't really given this much thought, have you? |
1.4356 |
0.03595 |
365 |
247 |
77 |
41 |
171 |
Relax. We’re holy mackerels. |
1.4354 |
0.03873 |
333 |
230 |
61 |
42 |
172 |
Zero stars for accessibility. |
1.4342 |
0.03529 |
380 |
258 |
79 |
43 |
173 |
It’s a flood! Leave us alone. |
1.4334 |
0.03469 |
383 |
258 |
84 |
41 |
174 |
The wife wants to ride it out. |
1.4325 |
0.03458 |
363 |
240 |
89 |
34 |
175 |
Why did you refer to us as "rations?" |
1.4325 |
0.03608 |
363 |
247 |
75 |
41 |
176 |
Why does our holding tank smell like lemon butter? |
1.4317 |
0.04013 |
315 |
220 |
54 |
41 |
177 |
I'd rather drown than spend another long cruise with her. |
1.4317 |
0.03745 |
322 |
216 |
73 |
33 |
178 |
Didn't think this through, did you? |
1.4315 |
0.03868 |
336 |
234 |
59 |
43 |
179 |
Dude,We’ll swim, it smells like a zoo in there. |
1.4314 |
0.03751 |
350 |
242 |
65 |
43 |
180 |
Land animals. You were supposed to take land animals. |
1.4309 |
0.03529 |
362 |
243 |
82 |
37 |
181 |
Forty days and forty nights of rain sound like Heaven to us! |
1.4298 |
0.03690 |
363 |
252 |
66 |
45 |
182 |
We weren't drowning, Noah. |
1.4281 |
0.03814 |
334 |
231 |
63 |
40 |
183 |
We too are antedelusional. |
1.4277 |
0.03783 |
332 |
228 |
66 |
38 |
184 |
Could you drop us off upstream? |
1.4277 |
0.03830 |
318 |
217 |
66 |
35 |
185 |
Out of all the fish in the sea, you had to pick my sister? |
1.4276 |
0.04195 |
297 |
211 |
45 |
41 |
186 |
Hold up…this big disaster of yours is a flood… of water? |
1.4274 |
0.03784 |
351 |
246 |
60 |
45 |
187 |
If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances with the flood. |
1.4273 |
0.03753 |
344 |
238 |
65 |
41 |
188 |
We don’t need your help. |
1.4272 |
0.03734 |
323 |
218 |
72 |
33 |
189 |
Thanks for the offer, but we've decided to wait for the flood. |
1.4263 |
0.03430 |
373 |
250 |
87 |
36 |
190 |
What do mean there’s only two worms? |
1.4257 |
0.03805 |
343 |
240 |
60 |
43 |
191 |
We’re king salmon, not Solomon. |
1.4256 |
0.03724 |
336 |
230 |
69 |
37 |
192 |
They say you help save soles. |
1.4255 |
0.03637 |
322 |
214 |
79 |
29 |
193 |
I appreciate the Divine Intervention on our behalf, but Natural Selection might work out better for us. |
1.4254 |
0.03933 |
315 |
219 |
58 |
38 |
194 |
Not only that, we're both males. |
1.4250 |
0.03793 |
360 |
256 |
55 |
49 |
195 |
It's a flood Noah,a flood! |
1.4248 |
0.03700 |
339 |
232 |
70 |
37 |
196 |
You're kidding, right? |
1.4247 |
0.03708 |
332 |
226 |
71 |
35 |
197 |
So, are the bears already on board? |
1.4244 |
0.03613 |
344 |
233 |
76 |
35 |
198 |
I question whether this god of yours is truly all-knowing. |
1.4242 |
0.04335 |
264 |
185 |
46 |
33 |
199 |
Please put us next to the vegetarians. |
1.4241 |
0.03739 |
316 |
213 |
72 |
31 |
200 |
It still would've been nice to get an invite! |
1.4233 |
0.03911 |
300 |
205 |
63 |
32 |
201 |
Thanks, but we like our chances with the flood. |
1.4227 |
0.03835 |
317 |
218 |
64 |
35 |
202 |
Thanks SO much for saving us from water. You really Noah lot about animals, don’t you? |
1.4215 |
0.03688 |
325 |
220 |
73 |
32 |
203 |
We’d rather take our chances with the flood.” |
1.4203 |
0.03810 |
295 |
198 |
70 |
27 |
204 |
Hey, pal, you screwed up. I'm a sockeye, he's a coho. We don't even SWIM together! |
1.4203 |
0.03958 |
295 |
203 |
60 |
32 |
205 |
We’re concerned about the smoking section. |
1.4199 |
0.03738 |
331 |
228 |
67 |
36 |
206 |
We're both dudes, Noah. |
1.4198 |
0.03594 |
343 |
233 |
76 |
34 |
207 |
Deluxe cruise!" it said. "Reservations are flooding in!" it said. "Oy vey! |
1.4196 |
0.04234 |
255 |
175 |
53 |
27 |
208 |
I’m a Coelacanth. She’s a Coelacanth. You’re gonna want to take us with you. Trust me. |
1.4195 |
0.03721 |
298 |
198 |
75 |
25 |
209 |
C'mon, man-know your species! You had us packed in like sardines. |
1.4193 |
0.03738 |
322 |
220 |
69 |
33 |
210 |
Look, you said a flood, right? I think we'll be ok. |
1.4187 |
0.03630 |
332 |
225 |
75 |
32 |
211 |
We traded with the unicorns. |
1.4184 |
0.04082 |
294 |
207 |
51 |
36 |
212 |
We were told there was a pool. |
1.4170 |
0.03910 |
271 |
181 |
67 |
23 |
213 |
On the third day, we're going to stink. |
1.4164 |
0.03520 |
377 |
262 |
73 |
42 |
214 |
Or maybe we can just follow along behind. |
1.4161 |
0.03731 |
310 |
210 |
71 |
29 |
215 |
He says there's water where we're going! |
1.4155 |
0.03736 |
296 |
198 |
73 |
25 |
216 |
I'm telling you "We won't drown!" |
1.4154 |
0.03735 |
325 |
224 |
67 |
34 |
217 |
We’re not happy with our accommodations. |
1.4153 |
0.03781 |
301 |
204 |
69 |
28 |
218 |
Yes damn it, we are the proverbial fish out of water |
1.4135 |
0.04135 |
266 |
184 |
54 |
28 |
219 |
So, let me see if I have this right, Noah -- it's water you'll be saving us from!? |
1.4132 |
0.03881 |
317 |
223 |
57 |
37 |
220 |
A Friday night what fry? |
1.4126 |
0.03921 |
286 |
196 |
62 |
28 |
221 |
Thanks, but I think we’ll be OK. |
1.4118 |
0.03762 |
306 |
209 |
68 |
29 |
222 |
Last time I ever take Covenant Cruiselines |
1.4111 |
0.04101 |
253 |
172 |
58 |
23 |
223 |
Two month cruise, no kids? We're in. |
1.4110 |
0.03981 |
292 |
204 |
56 |
32 |
224 |
You don't see the irony in this? |
1.4104 |
0.03837 |
307 |
213 |
62 |
32 |
225 |
What part of "there are plenty of fish in the sea" do you not understand? |
1.4103 |
0.03698 |
329 |
228 |
67 |
34 |
226 |
I'm pretty sure that I'm speaking for both of us when I say that I feel like a fish out of water. |
1.4097 |
0.03930 |
288 |
199 |
60 |
29 |
227 |
Whaddya mean there's no pool |
1.4096 |
0.03820 |
293 |
200 |
66 |
27 |
228 |
Thanks, but we're going to take our chances on the flood. |
1.4088 |
0.04108 |
274 |
192 |
52 |
30 |
229 |
Brilliant! Now what? |
1.4086 |
0.03776 |
301 |
206 |
67 |
28 |
230 |
Actually, we’ve been praying for a flood. |
1.4085 |
0.04093 |
284 |
201 |
50 |
33 |
231 |
Seriously, Noah - we like our chances with the flood. |
1.4083 |
0.04040 |
289 |
204 |
52 |
33 |
232 |
We assume there's no smoking allowed. |
1.4075 |
0.04066 |
292 |
208 |
49 |
35 |
233 |
and why would you just "assume" that's my wife? |
1.4068 |
0.03769 |
295 |
201 |
68 |
26 |
234 |
What's this seafood buffet we've been hearing about? |
1.4060 |
0.04059 |
266 |
184 |
56 |
26 |
235 |
Tell the God-father: We want to swim with the fishes! |
1.4052 |
0.04194 |
269 |
191 |
47 |
31 |
236 |
We just want a lift to the Mediterranean. |
1.4036 |
0.03994 |
275 |
191 |
57 |
27 |
237 |
This isn't going to work. She's my sister. |
1.4030 |
0.04019 |
263 |
181 |
58 |
24 |
238 |
Really, you could've just given our tickets to the unicorns. |
1.4030 |
0.04331 |
263 |
190 |
40 |
33 |
239 |
Trust us. This is easier than swimming up waterfalls. |
1.4030 |
0.03894 |
268 |
182 |
64 |
22 |
240 |
Isn't it a little fishy that you want us inside the boat when all the water is going to be on the outside? |
1.4028 |
0.03955 |
288 |
202 |
56 |
30 |
241 |
During the flood, mind if we spawn? |
1.4024 |
0.04078 |
251 |
172 |
57 |
22 |
242 |
We’re holy mackerels! |
1.4021 |
0.04036 |
286 |
203 |
51 |
32 |
243 |
Wait, are these planks cedar? |
1.4021 |
0.03785 |
286 |
195 |
67 |
24 |
244 |
It must be Friday |
1.4021 |
0.03817 |
286 |
196 |
65 |
25 |
245 |
Dude, we know your plans for Friday... |
1.4017 |
0.04305 |
239 |
167 |
48 |
24 |
246 |
We can swim. Save yourself. |
1.4016 |
0.04179 |
249 |
173 |
52 |
24 |
247 |
Something tells me that you didn't think this one through. |
1.4015 |
0.03934 |
264 |
180 |
62 |
22 |
248 |
Schmuck! You shlep us 40 days and 40 nights, only to deposit us on dry land? |
1.4015 |
0.04198 |
274 |
197 |
44 |
33 |
249 |
I don't care if He's "omnipotent," there's been a mistake! |
1.4008 |
0.04319 |
247 |
175 |
45 |
27 |
250 |
You're saving us from the what? |
1.4007 |
0.03951 |
282 |
197 |
57 |
28 |
251 |
What's wrong with a flood, anyway? |
1.4007 |
0.03789 |
302 |
210 |
63 |
29 |
252 |
Well I guess you didn't quite think of everything! |
1.4000 |
0.04067 |
280 |
199 |
50 |
31 |
253 |
Define 'preserve' |
1.4000 |
0.04364 |
225 |
156 |
48 |
21 |
254 |
Next time I sign up for a cruise, I’ll read the fine print! |
1.3993 |
0.03859 |
288 |
200 |
61 |
27 |
255 |
As you describe it, this doesn't sound like our problem. |
1.3993 |
0.04332 |
268 |
196 |
37 |
35 |
256 |
You do know what rain drops are made of? |
1.3986 |
0.03559 |
276 |
181 |
80 |
15 |
257 |
Fish...on a boat, really, Noah? |
1.3979 |
0.04022 |
284 |
202 |
51 |
31 |
258 |
Only two worms? Forget it! |
1.3978 |
0.04155 |
269 |
192 |
47 |
30 |
259 |
We were told this ship had a pool." |
1.3978 |
0.03914 |
269 |
185 |
61 |
23 |
260 |
Check the list again! We're not on the list. |
1.3978 |
0.04221 |
269 |
194 |
43 |
32 |
261 |
Do you have a pool deck? |
1.3974 |
0.04283 |
234 |
163 |
49 |
22 |
262 |
Well, apparently you didn’t think this through, did you? |
1.3971 |
0.03917 |
272 |
188 |
60 |
24 |
263 |
Oops,wrong parable! |
1.3964 |
0.04064 |
280 |
200 |
49 |
31 |
264 |
That sounds like a great plan, Noah, but we’ll take our chances with the flood. |
1.3963 |
0.04380 |
217 |
150 |
48 |
19 |
265 |
We've decided to wait for the flood. |
1.3963 |
0.03867 |
270 |
185 |
63 |
22 |
266 |
Golly, it was like a zoo in there |
1.3947 |
0.03978 |
266 |
185 |
57 |
24 |
267 |
Listen, if you keep eating the caviar, we're all screwed! |
1.3937 |
0.04368 |
221 |
154 |
47 |
20 |
268 |
Noah? More like no way |
1.3933 |
0.03747 |
267 |
180 |
69 |
18 |
269 |
''What do you mean there's no pool?" |
1.3931 |
0.03872 |
262 |
179 |
63 |
20 |
270 |
A little help here? It’s not like we have cloven hooves. |
1.3931 |
0.03834 |
262 |
178 |
65 |
19 |
271 |
How come none of the land animals are sprinkled with paprika? |
1.3926 |
0.04297 |
242 |
172 |
45 |
25 |
272 |
If it's all the same to you, we'll swim, thank you. |
1.3915 |
0.04100 |
258 |
182 |
51 |
25 |
273 |
We don't care who He is, we need to speak to your supervisor. |
1.3911 |
0.05092 |
179 |
129 |
30 |
20 |
274 |
No thanks, I think we'll take our chances. |
1.3910 |
0.03938 |
266 |
185 |
58 |
23 |
275 |
All I'm saying is it would have been nice to be asked. |
1.3900 |
0.04415 |
200 |
137 |
48 |
15 |
276 |
I'm pretty sure this isn't necessary. |
1.3898 |
0.04182 |
254 |
181 |
47 |
26 |
277 |
Well it sure looks like a fish ladder. |
1.3889 |
0.04483 |
216 |
153 |
42 |
21 |
278 |
You're probably not too big on evolution, but we were just about ready to crawl onto land, so this flood had really set us back. |
1.3887 |
0.04190 |
247 |
175 |
48 |
24 |
279 |
You really haven’t thought this one through, have you? |
1.3882 |
0.04169 |
255 |
182 |
47 |
26 |
280 |
We'd like to walk. |
1.3878 |
0.03666 |
294 |
203 |
68 |
23 |
281 |
Dude, do you have any idea what we're gonna smell like in 3 days? |
1.3870 |
0.04237 |
230 |
161 |
49 |
20 |
282 |
It’s not just us, Noah — everybody’s saying it: you can cement your place in history if you leave the mosquitoes behind . . . |
1.3867 |
0.04440 |
256 |
191 |
31 |
34 |
283 |
We see it as a sign that salmon are His chosen ones. |
1.3866 |
0.04344 |
238 |
171 |
42 |
25 |
284 |
Seriously, I think we’ll be fine. |
1.3855 |
0.03669 |
262 |
176 |
71 |
15 |
285 |
I think we’ll take our chances, buddy. |
1.3852 |
0.04030 |
270 |
193 |
50 |
27 |
286 |
No really, we don't mind the rain. |
1.3846 |
0.04183 |
234 |
164 |
50 |
20 |
287 |
Have you thought this out? |
1.3843 |
0.04127 |
255 |
182 |
48 |
25 |
288 |
That's right, undocumented. |
1.3843 |
0.04380 |
229 |
164 |
42 |
23 |
289 |
Sometimes you gotta think outside the Ark |
1.3840 |
0.04230 |
237 |
168 |
47 |
22 |
290 |
And THIS is why we’re atheists… |
1.3839 |
0.04671 |
224 |
166 |
30 |
28 |
291 |
No, really, we appreciate the offer Noah, but the Mrs. and I can handle a flood just fine. |
1.3837 |
0.04129 |
245 |
173 |
50 |
22 |
292 |
Thanks but I figure we'll be fine. |
1.3834 |
0.04112 |
253 |
180 |
49 |
24 |
293 |
We survived the last flood just fine, genius! |
1.3834 |
0.04188 |
253 |
182 |
45 |
26 |
294 |
We already feel like fish out of water.' |
1.3833 |
0.04318 |
227 |
161 |
45 |
21 |
295 |
It's a flood. I think we'll be fine. |
1.3829 |
0.04198 |
222 |
154 |
51 |
17 |
296 |
Are we passengers or provisions? |
1.3814 |
0.04365 |
236 |
171 |
40 |
25 |
297 |
Maybe we don’t need a ride, and maybe a guy with two sheep doesn’t need a staff? |
1.3807 |
0.04347 |
218 |
154 |
45 |
19 |
298 |
Can you drop us off on the way? |
1.3802 |
0.03847 |
263 |
183 |
60 |
20 |
299 |
I'm a bit confused why we need to go if a flood is coming. |
1.3802 |
0.04103 |
263 |
190 |
46 |
27 |
300 |
But then I saw the grizzlies and I thought, "Why do fish need to escape a flood?" |
1.3794 |
0.03930 |
282 |
203 |
51 |
28 |
301 |
Flood? We love a flood. You got bears and penguins in there. |
1.3793 |
0.03942 |
261 |
184 |
55 |
22 |
302 |
What in “like a fish out of water” do they not understand ? |
1.3789 |
0.04446 |
227 |
165 |
38 |
24 |
303 |
Worst cruise ever! |
1.3785 |
0.04352 |
214 |
151 |
45 |
18 |
304 |
What’s the catch? |
1.3784 |
0.04382 |
222 |
159 |
42 |
21 |
305 |
You said there'd be water |
1.3778 |
0.04200 |
225 |
158 |
49 |
18 |
306 |
You do realize I'm a fish out of water, right? |
1.3772 |
0.04516 |
228 |
168 |
34 |
26 |
307 |
Don’t worry. We’ll catch up with you. |
1.3772 |
0.04160 |
228 |
160 |
50 |
18 |
308 |
Honestly Noah, I don’t think you’ve thought this through |
1.3772 |
0.04252 |
228 |
162 |
46 |
20 |
309 |
They said we can’t check into our tank until 4pm! |
1.3771 |
0.03971 |
236 |
163 |
57 |
16 |
310 |
Is this where we get legs and stuff? |
1.3767 |
0.04412 |
223 |
161 |
40 |
22 |
311 |
If it gets too crowded you can just throw us overboard...just saying. |
1.3766 |
0.04278 |
239 |
173 |
42 |
24 |
312 |
God gave you a mission but not a brain, apparently. |
1.3761 |
0.04128 |
234 |
165 |
50 |
19 |
313 |
What's 'rain'? |
1.3759 |
0.03909 |
274 |
196 |
53 |
25 |
314 |
We plan to start a school. |
1.3755 |
0.03996 |
245 |
172 |
54 |
19 |
315 |
Holy Mackerel, to be precise… |
1.3755 |
0.04065 |
253 |
181 |
49 |
23 |
316 |
Hey wait, we're good with floods. |
1.3750 |
0.04096 |
240 |
170 |
50 |
20 |
317 |
We're into evolution |
1.3750 |
0.04115 |
216 |
149 |
53 |
14 |
318 |
Don't put us next to the bears. |
1.3745 |
0.03873 |
267 |
189 |
56 |
22 |
319 |
"We're hoping this thing leaks. |
1.3740 |
0.03814 |
254 |
176 |
61 |
17 |
320 |
Fish” is not good enough. We’re not the same species |
1.3740 |
0.04225 |
246 |
179 |
42 |
25 |
321 |
I'm not so sure this is what He meant. |
1.3739 |
0.03990 |
230 |
159 |
56 |
15 |
322 |
Just wait till the whales get here! |
1.3739 |
0.04330 |
222 |
159 |
43 |
20 |
323 |
And what exactly are you saving us FROM? |
1.3734 |
0.04397 |
233 |
171 |
37 |
25 |
324 |
Before 40 days thou wilt smell the tragic irony. |
1.3734 |
0.04181 |
233 |
166 |
47 |
20 |
325 |
Looks like you haven't thought this all the way through! |
1.3731 |
0.03983 |
260 |
186 |
51 |
23 |
326 |
You wanna help? Don't help. |
1.3727 |
0.04543 |
220 |
162 |
34 |
24 |
327 |
‘Give our space to the hamsters, we good’ |
1.3719 |
0.04274 |
242 |
177 |
40 |
25 |
328 |
Ok, explain this to us again. You want us to get on the boat because a what is coming?" |
1.3714 |
0.04195 |
245 |
178 |
43 |
24 |
329 |
Who’s saving whom? |
1.3705 |
0.04058 |
224 |
156 |
53 |
15 |
330 |
We good. |
1.3704 |
0.04012 |
243 |
172 |
52 |
19 |
331 |
You can’t be serious… |
1.3704 |
0.04012 |
243 |
172 |
52 |
19 |
332 |
You promised 40 days of rain. Where's the water? |
1.3704 |
0.04096 |
243 |
174 |
48 |
21 |
333 |
I don't know about your other guests; but we'll begin to stink in three days. |
1.3700 |
0.04346 |
227 |
165 |
40 |
22 |
334 |
I think we'll be fine on our own. |
1.3700 |
0.04212 |
200 |
138 |
50 |
12 |
335 |
You stuck us next to the bears. |
1.3699 |
0.03674 |
246 |
167 |
67 |
12 |
336 |
We’re here to help roe the boat! |
1.3696 |
0.03984 |
230 |
160 |
55 |
15 |
337 |
Really, Noah? Next to the bears? |
1.3694 |
0.04324 |
222 |
160 |
42 |
20 |
338 |
I appreciate your including us on the journey, Noah, but a flood is actually what we were looking forward to. |
1.3693 |
0.04119 |
241 |
173 |
47 |
21 |
339 |
You realize there are still plenty of us in the sea, right? |
1.3690 |
0.04722 |
187 |
135 |
35 |
17 |
340 |
I think you're trying to bait me." |
1.3689 |
0.04615 |
206 |
151 |
34 |
21 |
341 |
Any grizzlies aboard? |
1.3689 |
0.04241 |
206 |
144 |
48 |
14 |
342 |
No thanks. We’re atheists. |
1.3687 |
0.04296 |
217 |
155 |
44 |
18 |
343 |
I think we'll take our chances with the billions of gallons of water, thanks. |
1.3684 |
0.04360 |
209 |
149 |
43 |
17 |
344 |
We're here for the couples retreat. |
1.3679 |
0.04672 |
193 |
140 |
35 |
18 |
345 |
We'll walk from here. |
1.3675 |
0.04072 |
234 |
166 |
50 |
18 |
346 |
Thanks, but we don't need a ride. |
1.3671 |
0.04441 |
207 |
149 |
40 |
18 |
347 |
Kind of you to offer, we're going with the flood. |
1.3664 |
0.04229 |
232 |
168 |
43 |
21 |
348 |
We were about to try walking on dry land and now this... |
1.3662 |
0.04033 |
213 |
147 |
54 |
12 |
349 |
We specifically requested a leak in our room. |
1.3659 |
0.04013 |
246 |
176 |
50 |
20 |
350 |
Wait—you stuck a hook in our mouths, pulled us out of our natural environment and brought us to a boat with no water to SAVE us? |
1.3656 |
0.04644 |
227 |
173 |
25 |
29 |
351 |
I’ll let you in on a secret - we’re totally OK with your big flood.” |
1.3652 |
0.04164 |
230 |
165 |
46 |
19 |
352 |
We appreciate the offer, but if it’s all the same to you, we’ll take our chances in the water. |
1.3652 |
0.04343 |
230 |
169 |
38 |
23 |
353 |
You clearly don’t understand irony. |
1.3644 |
0.04228 |
225 |
162 |
44 |
19 |
354 |
Let's ditch the bears. |
1.3641 |
0.04312 |
184 |
127 |
47 |
10 |
355 |
No - we do not care to 'just swim alongside.' |
1.3636 |
0.04148 |
220 |
156 |
48 |
16 |
356 |
Can't we just swim along side? |
1.3636 |
0.04198 |
220 |
157 |
46 |
17 |
357 |
Thanks for the invite, but we've gotta be in school. |
1.3632 |
0.04155 |
234 |
169 |
45 |
20 |
358 |
So you're saving us from Water??? |
1.3632 |
0.04584 |
201 |
147 |
35 |
19 |
359 |
Thanks for the ride, but were were just fine with the flood |
1.3629 |
0.03905 |
259 |
186 |
52 |
21 |
360 |
Maybe don't take 'every' literally next time. |
1.3627 |
0.04316 |
204 |
145 |
44 |
15 |
361 |
Fun fact: the great flood is 99% water. |
1.3626 |
0.04742 |
182 |
132 |
34 |
16 |
362 |
Nothing personal,but we're going to just take our chances. |
1.3625 |
0.03949 |
240 |
170 |
53 |
17 |
363 |
Gods, Moses, Gods! Not cods! |
1.3625 |
0.04037 |
240 |
172 |
49 |
19 |
364 |
Had to be my ex-wife? |
1.3624 |
0.04173 |
218 |
155 |
47 |
16 |
365 |
Nah, we're good. |
1.3620 |
0.04032 |
221 |
155 |
52 |
14 |
366 |
I think we are going to pass on the ark, and wait for the flood. |
1.3620 |
0.04279 |
221 |
160 |
42 |
19 |
367 |
Come on, they call us chicken of the sea. |
1.3619 |
0.04283 |
210 |
150 |
44 |
16 |
368 |
Just our luck, a biblical literalist. |
1.3619 |
0.04541 |
210 |
155 |
34 |
21 |
369 |
When does the rain start? |
1.3618 |
0.04090 |
246 |
179 |
45 |
22 |
370 |
What’s your policy on that Friday menu thing? |
1.3615 |
0.04639 |
213 |
160 |
29 |
24 |
371 |
We’ll take our chances. |
1.3612 |
0.03958 |
227 |
159 |
54 |
14 |
372 |
It’s not Friday, is it? |
1.3604 |
0.04496 |
222 |
166 |
32 |
24 |
373 |
What kind o sicko waits for the flood to recede before releasing us? |
1.3594 |
0.04477 |
217 |
161 |
34 |
22 |
374 |
Explain why we saw a sushi chef board just before us. |
1.3581 |
0.04302 |
229 |
169 |
38 |
22 |
375 |
Friday is not a good day for us. |
1.3580 |
0.04645 |
176 |
126 |
37 |
13 |
376 |
I told you he’d be pissed we ate the worms |
1.3580 |
0.04503 |
176 |
124 |
41 |
11 |
377 |
Don’t worry guys-we’ll have plenty of water! |
1.3579 |
0.04341 |
190 |
134 |
44 |
12 |
378 |
Of all the fish in the sea...you just had to bring my ex! |
1.3575 |
0.04790 |
179 |
131 |
32 |
16 |
379 |
We can hear it now. Those two don't fit in. Fish outta water, they'll be saying |
1.3575 |
0.04656 |
193 |
142 |
33 |
18 |
380 |
We'll take our chances with the flood. |
1.3575 |
0.04294 |
193 |
136 |
45 |
12 |
381 |
I know you needed a pair of us, but did you have to pick him?! |
1.3574 |
0.04348 |
235 |
176 |
34 |
25 |
382 |
Frankly we could care less if there's a flood. |
1.3571 |
0.04278 |
224 |
164 |
40 |
20 |
383 |
Nice try, Noah! This is the back entrance to Red Lobster! |
1.3568 |
0.04126 |
213 |
151 |
48 |
14 |
384 |
We were promised special accommodations. |
1.3565 |
0.03964 |
230 |
163 |
52 |
15 |
385 |
The bears said we could stay with them. |
1.3562 |
0.04250 |
219 |
159 |
42 |
18 |
386 |
Have YOU ever tried swimming in a flood!? |
1.3562 |
0.04099 |
219 |
156 |
48 |
15 |
387 |
Every sole counts. |
1.3560 |
0.04448 |
191 |
137 |
40 |
14 |
388 |
It’s not Friday already, is it? |
1.3559 |
0.04623 |
177 |
127 |
37 |
13 |
389 |
Oops, forgot the loaves! |
1.3557 |
0.04276 |
194 |
137 |
45 |
12 |
390 |
How come we weren't invited? |
1.3556 |
0.04288 |
180 |
125 |
46 |
9 |
391 |
Oh no, not a FLOOD. Sounds like a 'you' problem, pal. |
1.3550 |
0.04364 |
200 |
144 |
41 |
15 |
392 |
Actually, more water works for us. |
1.3545 |
0.04723 |
189 |
140 |
31 |
18 |
393 |
Thank you, but we would have been just fine on our own. |
1.3538 |
0.04558 |
195 |
143 |
35 |
17 |
394 |
Carpe diem? |
1.3536 |
0.04680 |
181 |
132 |
34 |
15 |
395 |
Look, just a suggestion. But you might want to start with all the land animals and add the fish later when it sinks. |
1.3535 |
0.04401 |
215 |
159 |
36 |
20 |
396 |
I’m feeling a little like a fish out of water. |
1.3526 |
0.04970 |
173 |
129 |
27 |
17 |
397 |
Sorry, I thought you said you’re boarding grouper 2 |
1.3521 |
0.04328 |
213 |
156 |
39 |
18 |
398 |
I don’t think you know how a flood works. |
1.3518 |
0.04600 |
199 |
148 |
32 |
19 |
399 |
Nah, bro. We good. |
1.3516 |
0.04459 |
182 |
130 |
40 |
12 |
400 |
Flood? Flood? Why would we want to be saved from a damn flood? |
1.3515 |
0.04550 |
202 |
150 |
33 |
19 |
401 |
Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll take our chances. |
1.3514 |
0.04002 |
222 |
158 |
50 |
14 |
402 |
Our reservation was for outdoor seating, actually. |
1.3512 |
0.04501 |
205 |
152 |
34 |
19 |
403 |
But we get sea sick. |
1.3511 |
0.04015 |
225 |
161 |
49 |
15 |
404 |
We just remembered we like floods. |
1.3510 |
0.04401 |
208 |
153 |
37 |
18 |
405 |
Somehow this feels counterintuitive. |
1.3508 |
0.04739 |
191 |
143 |
29 |
19 |
406 |
It's a flood, we'll be fine. |
1.3504 |
0.04001 |
234 |
169 |
48 |
17 |
407 |
Can you believe it; the guy who hasn't had a shower in 950 years is calling US smelly? |
1.3503 |
0.04750 |
177 |
130 |
32 |
15 |
408 |
Really...We'll be fine |
1.3503 |
0.04518 |
197 |
145 |
35 |
17 |
409 |
If there's a choice, we prefer the non-smoked section, please. |
1.3498 |
0.04584 |
203 |
152 |
31 |
20 |
410 |
I thought you had the tickets. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
411 |
We’re thinking—staycation. |
1.3491 |
0.04023 |
232 |
168 |
47 |
17 |
412 |
It’s always ‘I’ll take the salmon.’” |
1.3487 |
0.04431 |
195 |
142 |
38 |
15 |
413 |
Thanks for your offer, but we are about to inherit the earth. |
1.3487 |
0.04549 |
195 |
144 |
34 |
17 |
414 |
Put us back in the water and we’ll keep quiet about your age. |
1.3484 |
0.04210 |
221 |
162 |
41 |
18 |
415 |
Just don't put us next to the Bears! |
1.3482 |
0.04217 |
224 |
165 |
40 |
19 |
416 |
This is why you shouldn't interpret the Bible literally. |
1.3480 |
0.04458 |
204 |
151 |
35 |
18 |
417 |
I call it “planking”. |
1.3478 |
0.04743 |
184 |
137 |
30 |
17 |
418 |
Thanks, I think we‘ll pass. |
1.3478 |
0.04551 |
184 |
134 |
36 |
14 |
419 |
So what? It's just water. |
1.3474 |
0.04269 |
213 |
156 |
40 |
17 |
420 |
Saved us from the flood"?! You idiot |
1.3472 |
0.04377 |
216 |
161 |
35 |
20 |
421 |
Obviously, salvation's not the ONLY thing you're hungry for |
1.3466 |
0.04830 |
176 |
131 |
29 |
16 |
422 |
Can we take a rain check? |
1.3466 |
0.04830 |
176 |
131 |
29 |
16 |
423 |
I knew there was going to be a catch. |
1.3463 |
0.04045 |
205 |
145 |
49 |
11 |
424 |
If it is all the same to you, we will take our chances with the flood. |
1.3463 |
0.04213 |
231 |
172 |
38 |
21 |
425 |
It’s not like we can walk to the river.” |
1.3462 |
0.03947 |
208 |
146 |
52 |
10 |
426 |
Thanks but we're already invited to spend the flood with relatives |
1.3457 |
0.04903 |
188 |
144 |
23 |
21 |
427 |
But this is our last uphill journey, right? |
1.3456 |
0.04055 |
217 |
156 |
47 |
14 |
428 |
This is unacceptable! We made our reservations forty days and forty nights in advance. |
1.3455 |
0.04364 |
220 |
165 |
34 |
21 |
429 |
Yeah, but what's with the two bottles of tartar sauce? |
1.3452 |
0.04734 |
197 |
150 |
26 |
21 |
430 |
Wasn't it two loaves and five fishes? |
1.3450 |
0.04788 |
171 |
126 |
31 |
14 |
431 |
Fish, party of two. |
1.3450 |
0.04517 |
200 |
149 |
33 |
18 |
432 |
You were supposed to let us out before it stopped raining. |
1.3447 |
0.04114 |
235 |
174 |
41 |
20 |
433 |
Carpe diem!, thats a good one |
1.3446 |
0.04671 |
177 |
130 |
33 |
14 |
434 |
First, we actually like water. Second, we’re both male. |
1.3444 |
0.04682 |
180 |
133 |
32 |
15 |
435 |
We’re gay. |
1.3443 |
0.04381 |
212 |
158 |
35 |
19 |
436 |
Don’t Holy Mackerel us! We’ll take our chances in the Flood. |
1.3442 |
0.05161 |
154 |
115 |
25 |
14 |
437 |
Please note that the l is silent. |
1.3441 |
0.04445 |
186 |
135 |
38 |
13 |
438 |
Wait till you see the whales. |
1.3436 |
0.04598 |
195 |
146 |
31 |
18 |
439 |
Toss me back in. I'll take my chances. |
1.3434 |
0.04375 |
198 |
145 |
38 |
15 |
440 |
You could say we're floundering |
1.3431 |
0.04111 |
204 |
146 |
46 |
12 |
441 |
Eat more chick'n |
1.3431 |
0.04111 |
204 |
146 |
46 |
12 |
442 |
This feels purely performative. |
1.3430 |
0.04184 |
207 |
150 |
43 |
14 |
443 |
Just to be clear,you did change the Friday menu. |
1.3430 |
0.04193 |
242 |
183 |
35 |
24 |
444 |
I think we can manage just fine on our own. Thanks for the offer. |
1.3426 |
0.04219 |
216 |
159 |
40 |
17 |
445 |
You have cats? Can't we just swim along beside? |
1.3425 |
0.04660 |
181 |
134 |
32 |
15 |
446 |
Actually, we’re okay with floods. |
1.3425 |
0.04373 |
219 |
165 |
33 |
21 |
447 |
You might be righteous but this is wrong! |
1.3422 |
0.04489 |
187 |
137 |
36 |
14 |
448 |
Do you have a smoked section? |
1.3415 |
0.04850 |
164 |
121 |
30 |
13 |
449 |
No, really, we'll be fine in the water.. |
1.3412 |
0.04493 |
211 |
160 |
30 |
21 |
450 |
First you're hearing God Almighty - now you're talking to fish? |
1.3408 |
0.04826 |
179 |
135 |
27 |
17 |
451 |
No thanks, we can swim! |
1.3408 |
0.04489 |
179 |
130 |
37 |
12 |
452 |
I think we’ll take a rain check! |
1.3405 |
0.04455 |
185 |
135 |
37 |
13 |
453 |
Have you really given this any thought? |
1.3404 |
0.04195 |
235 |
177 |
36 |
22 |
454 |
‘No thanks. We’ll walk.’ |
1.3401 |
0.04141 |
197 |
141 |
45 |
11 |
455 |
I don't want to carp but you could have just left us in the water. |
1.3399 |
0.04177 |
203 |
147 |
43 |
13 |
456 |
but sir i have 300,000 kids at home |
1.3399 |
0.04177 |
203 |
147 |
43 |
13 |
457 |
You said there'd be lots of water! |
1.3395 |
0.04809 |
162 |
119 |
31 |
12 |
458 |
NOAA said it was going to rain. |
1.3394 |
0.04825 |
165 |
122 |
30 |
13 |
459 |
Have you heard the phrase - a fish out of water? |
1.3387 |
0.03737 |
248 |
179 |
54 |
15 |
460 |
C'mon Noah. Think about this for a minute. Fish? Water? Hello? |
1.3385 |
0.04338 |
192 |
140 |
39 |
13 |
461 |
We should have disembarked below the mountain. |
1.3385 |
0.04472 |
195 |
145 |
34 |
16 |
462 |
We need a ladder. |
1.3384 |
0.04306 |
198 |
145 |
39 |
14 |
463 |
Sure,it makes for a better story,but not every animal needs to be on the ark. |
1.3384 |
0.04481 |
198 |
148 |
33 |
17 |
464 |
Let us go. We promise to evolve. |
1.3382 |
0.04274 |
204 |
150 |
39 |
15 |
465 |
Hmmm... you didn't really think this through, did you? |
1.3382 |
0.04218 |
204 |
149 |
41 |
14 |
466 |
You're a well meaning elderly man with poor judgment! |
1.3382 |
0.04340 |
207 |
154 |
36 |
17 |
467 |
We’re supposed to be next to the loaves. |
1.3382 |
0.04340 |
207 |
154 |
36 |
17 |
468 |
We’re decent mackerels, I suppose, but holy? |
1.3378 |
0.04280 |
225 |
170 |
34 |
21 |
469 |
Great, now we have to migrate all the way back home. |
1.3373 |
0.04352 |
169 |
120 |
41 |
8 |
470 |
Thanks, but we're good. |
1.3372 |
0.04753 |
172 |
128 |
30 |
14 |
471 |
We're carp, OK, that's what we do! And this ramp thing is not working for us |
1.3371 |
0.04904 |
178 |
136 |
24 |
18 |
472 |
No thanks. We're good. |
1.3370 |
0.04378 |
181 |
131 |
39 |
11 |
473 |
We prefer the water, but we're evolving. |
1.3370 |
0.04378 |
181 |
131 |
39 |
11 |
474 |
What can we say, we were hooked! |
1.3370 |
0.04516 |
181 |
133 |
35 |
13 |
475 |
No indoor pool ? |
1.3370 |
0.04307 |
181 |
130 |
41 |
10 |
476 |
Did God also tell you that fish need to be IN the water? |
1.3370 |
0.04595 |
184 |
137 |
32 |
15 |
477 |
You’re saving us from what? |
1.3368 |
0.04429 |
190 |
140 |
36 |
14 |
478 |
You're going to have to rethink that fish on Friday thing. |
1.3368 |
0.04236 |
190 |
137 |
42 |
11 |
479 |
You better not pack us in like sardines. |
1.3368 |
0.04562 |
193 |
145 |
31 |
17 |
480 |
This better be a catch and release program, buddy! |
1.3368 |
0.04381 |
193 |
142 |
37 |
14 |
481 |
It's a flood , you idiot. Not our problem |
1.3366 |
0.04422 |
205 |
154 |
33 |
18 |
482 |
Let me get this straight. You brought us here to protect us from drowning? |
1.3362 |
0.04313 |
229 |
175 |
31 |
23 |
483 |
I’m not sure you’ve thought this through. |
1.3354 |
0.05064 |
164 |
125 |
23 |
16 |
484 |
Well what if we don't feel like swimming? |
1.3353 |
0.04622 |
167 |
122 |
34 |
11 |
485 |
In all honesty, we just can’t afford the flood insurance |
1.3353 |
0.04463 |
167 |
120 |
38 |
9 |
486 |
Oh I get it. We’re not being rescued, we’re lunch” |
1.3353 |
0.04938 |
173 |
132 |
24 |
17 |
487 |
Yeah, I've never really understood irony. |
1.3352 |
0.04750 |
179 |
135 |
28 |
16 |
488 |
Honestly, I think we’re better off swimming alongside the ark. |
1.3352 |
0.04547 |
179 |
132 |
34 |
13 |
489 |
A cedar ramp, really? |
1.3352 |
0.04547 |
179 |
132 |
34 |
13 |
490 |
Bummer. We were hoping to swim with the fishes. |
1.3351 |
0.04241 |
185 |
133 |
42 |
10 |
491 |
I still don’t get why we can’t just swim |
1.3351 |
0.04763 |
185 |
141 |
26 |
18 |
492 |
I really don’t think he meant EVERY creature |
1.3351 |
0.04522 |
188 |
140 |
33 |
15 |
493 |
Seriously guys? It’s a flood not a drought… |
1.3350 |
0.04374 |
197 |
146 |
36 |
15 |
494 |
We’ll take our chances in the rain. |
1.3349 |
0.04219 |
215 |
160 |
38 |
17 |
495 |
Sorry Noah, we just feel like fish out of water in there. |
1.3333 |
0.04876 |
162 |
121 |
28 |
13 |
496 |
The Unicorns told us they're running late, just so you know. |
1.3333 |
0.04474 |
183 |
135 |
35 |
13 |
497 |
Yes, we can swim. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.04572 |
192 |
145 |
30 |
17 |
498 |
You do know we’re fish and ok with a flood, right? |
1.3333 |
0.04439 |
189 |
140 |
35 |
14 |
499 |
Can’t you do anything about the stink in there? |
1.3333 |
0.04403 |
195 |
145 |
35 |
15 |
500 |
If we don't see some water soon we know we're dinner, not passengers. |
1.3333 |
0.04437 |
177 |
129 |
37 |
11 |
501 |
I say let it rain! |
1.3333 |
0.04264 |
192 |
140 |
40 |
12 |
502 |
I just go by the book. |
1.3333 |
0.03970 |
189 |
133 |
49 |
7 |
503 |
This really seems unnecessary. |
1.3333 |
0.04331 |
207 |
155 |
35 |
17 |
504 |
Normally we'd swim but the cruise company was offering double miles. |
1.3333 |
0.04907 |
153 |
113 |
29 |
11 |
505 |
What's with all the bagels and cream cheese on board? |
1.3333 |
0.04472 |
198 |
149 |
32 |
17 |
506 |
“So this is the 40-day/40-night cruise?” |
1.3333 |
0.04390 |
192 |
142 |
36 |
14 |
507 |
They’re packed like sardines in there |
1.3333 |
0.04342 |
195 |
144 |
37 |
14 |
508 |
You're kind of unclear on the concept, Noah. And no, you don't need those two whales either. |
1.3333 |
0.04649 |
177 |
132 |
31 |
14 |
509 |
I hope our cabin is near the swimming pool. |
1.3318 |
0.03976 |
217 |
158 |
46 |
13 |
510 |
We’ll take a rain check |
1.3318 |
0.04279 |
214 |
161 |
35 |
18 |
511 |
Of course He makes mistakes...Why else are we having this flood? |
1.3317 |
0.04413 |
205 |
155 |
32 |
18 |
512 |
Noah, you dumb fuck, we're fine with the flood! |
1.3316 |
0.04673 |
196 |
151 |
25 |
20 |
513 |
We're fish out of water, Noah! Do we really have to tell you that this won't work? |
1.3316 |
0.04116 |
193 |
139 |
44 |
10 |
514 |
You think we're afraid of a little water? |
1.3316 |
0.04657 |
187 |
142 |
28 |
17 |
515 |
What if I don't find her attractive? |
1.3315 |
0.04519 |
184 |
137 |
33 |
14 |
516 |
There's gonna be a flood? I thought you said there was bad news. |
1.3315 |
0.04453 |
184 |
136 |
35 |
13 |
517 |
Eventually, your people are gonna want lox. |
1.3315 |
0.04695 |
178 |
134 |
29 |
15 |
518 |
stop looking at my wife like that! |
1.3315 |
0.04487 |
178 |
131 |
35 |
12 |
519 |
We were promised loaves. |
1.3314 |
0.04393 |
175 |
127 |
38 |
10 |
520 |
Did you pack the water? |
1.3314 |
0.04652 |
169 |
125 |
32 |
12 |
521 |
Beats swimming. |
1.3312 |
0.04553 |
157 |
113 |
36 |
8 |
522 |
We're not two of a kind! I'm wild and he's farm-raised. |
1.3311 |
0.04858 |
151 |
111 |
30 |
10 |
523 |
But we can swim. |
1.3300 |
0.04376 |
200 |
150 |
34 |
16 |
524 |
Do you have anything in non-smoking? |
1.3300 |
0.04017 |
200 |
144 |
46 |
10 |
525 |
Just to confirm, Noah, we're boarding as guests, not lunch. |
1.3299 |
0.04351 |
194 |
144 |
36 |
14 |
526 |
I think we’ll just wait for the flood |
1.3299 |
0.04227 |
194 |
142 |
40 |
12 |
527 |
Noah, may I introduce my wife, Mrs. Gefilte. |
1.3299 |
0.04351 |
194 |
144 |
36 |
14 |
528 |
You're gonna eat us, aren't you? |
1.3298 |
0.04448 |
188 |
140 |
34 |
14 |
529 |
We prefer freshwater. |
1.3297 |
0.04229 |
185 |
134 |
41 |
10 |
530 |
Noah, I don't mean to kvetch, but this is my sister. |
1.3297 |
0.04682 |
182 |
138 |
28 |
16 |
531 |
We’ll pass and take our chances, thank you. |
1.3296 |
0.04536 |
179 |
133 |
33 |
13 |
532 |
We appreciate the offer but our people have not had good experiences after boarding any boat. |
1.3296 |
0.04739 |
179 |
136 |
27 |
16 |
533 |
Gee, thanks. How could we possibly survive in all that pesky water? |
1.3295 |
0.04797 |
176 |
134 |
26 |
16 |
534 |
You know we can swim, right? |
1.3293 |
0.05057 |
167 |
129 |
21 |
17 |
535 |
FOMO will be the death of us. |
1.3293 |
0.04901 |
164 |
124 |
26 |
14 |
536 |
This is fucking bullshit |
1.3291 |
0.05346 |
158 |
124 |
16 |
18 |
537 |
I don't think that's what 'irony' means |
1.3284 |
0.04300 |
201 |
150 |
36 |
15 |
538 |
A cedar plank. I'm not so sure about this. |
1.3281 |
0.04738 |
192 |
149 |
23 |
20 |
539 |
Oh, but you’ll bring the platypus? |
1.3280 |
0.04675 |
189 |
145 |
26 |
18 |
540 |
Did you REALLY forget the tank? |
1.3280 |
0.04542 |
186 |
140 |
31 |
15 |
541 |
So tell me again, exactly why should I be worried about a flood? |
1.3278 |
0.04910 |
180 |
140 |
21 |
19 |
542 |
Why did you have to pick my sister? |
1.3277 |
0.04497 |
177 |
131 |
34 |
12 |
543 |
You do understand that we are fish. |
1.3276 |
0.04477 |
174 |
128 |
35 |
11 |
544 |
Thanks, nice offer but we’ll pass. |
1.3276 |
0.04764 |
174 |
132 |
27 |
15 |
545 |
But she's my cousin. |
1.3275 |
0.04530 |
171 |
126 |
34 |
11 |
546 |
You do realize that it would be better for us to follow along outside the ark. |
1.3272 |
0.05017 |
162 |
124 |
23 |
15 |
547 |
So now you’re a meteorologist? |
1.3268 |
0.04713 |
153 |
112 |
32 |
9 |
548 |
I think we’d rather take our chances with the flood. |
1.3267 |
0.04960 |
150 |
112 |
27 |
11 |
549 |
We'll take our chances out here. |
1.3266 |
0.04086 |
199 |
145 |
43 |
11 |
550 |
Thanks Noah.......But,we are supposed to be IN the water. |
1.3266 |
0.04268 |
199 |
148 |
37 |
14 |
551 |
If you think we're annoyed. wait'll you see the whales." |
1.3264 |
0.04421 |
193 |
145 |
33 |
15 |
552 |
Let me explain "flood" |
1.3262 |
0.04392 |
187 |
139 |
35 |
13 |
553 |
‘Can’t we just swim along side ‘? |
1.3262 |
0.04326 |
187 |
138 |
37 |
12 |
554 |
Did it occur to you that maybe we are the species selected to survive? |
1.3260 |
0.04354 |
181 |
133 |
37 |
11 |
555 |
Well of course we’re not coming, but we want to be invited. |
1.3258 |
0.04615 |
178 |
134 |
30 |
14 |
556 |
Sorry, Noah, but we would rather take our chances in the flood. |
1.3257 |
0.04528 |
175 |
130 |
33 |
12 |
557 |
Couldn't we just swim behind your ark? |
1.3253 |
0.04291 |
166 |
119 |
40 |
7 |
558 |
Goodbye wild-caught, hello farm. |
1.3253 |
0.04619 |
166 |
123 |
32 |
11 |
559 |
We’re not really chickens of the sea. We’re tuna. |
1.3249 |
0.04586 |
197 |
152 |
26 |
19 |
560 |
Thanks OK. If a flood comes,we'll handle it swimmingly! |
1.3247 |
0.04279 |
194 |
144 |
37 |
13 |
561 |
We’re going to be sleeping with the fishes. |
1.3247 |
0.04462 |
194 |
147 |
31 |
16 |
562 |
Water, water everywhere but none in the boat" |
1.3247 |
0.04279 |
194 |
144 |
37 |
13 |
563 |
Are there waterbeds aboard this thing? |
1.3246 |
0.04450 |
191 |
144 |
32 |
15 |
564 |
Idiot! Rain doesn't scare us. |
1.3242 |
0.04263 |
182 |
133 |
39 |
10 |
565 |
We've decided the flood's a better deal. |
1.3239 |
0.04433 |
176 |
130 |
35 |
11 |
566 |
we're on the menu, not the manifest |
1.3239 |
0.04717 |
176 |
134 |
27 |
15 |
567 |
I know He told you to get two of every animal, but you do know this is a flood, right? |
1.3237 |
0.04473 |
207 |
160 |
27 |
20 |
568 |
But we'll be out of our element. |
1.3231 |
0.04442 |
195 |
148 |
31 |
16 |
569 |
She's my sister, you freak. |
1.3230 |
0.04629 |
161 |
119 |
32 |
10 |
570 |
We were told there would be loaves." |
1.3228 |
0.04940 |
158 |
120 |
25 |
13 |
571 |
Aquarium berth, between the worms and flies, please. |
1.3228 |
0.04287 |
189 |
140 |
37 |
12 |
572 |
The brochure promised rain. |
1.3226 |
0.04466 |
186 |
140 |
32 |
14 |
573 |
What do we need with a damn boat? |
1.3226 |
0.04334 |
186 |
138 |
36 |
12 |
574 |
she says she likes me, but only as a friend. |
1.3226 |
0.04267 |
186 |
137 |
38 |
11 |
575 |
You don't see the irony, dumbass? |
1.3222 |
0.04433 |
180 |
134 |
34 |
12 |
576 |
We are two fish not tuna fish |
1.3218 |
0.04464 |
174 |
129 |
34 |
11 |
577 |
Have you heard the good news? |
1.3218 |
0.04610 |
174 |
131 |
30 |
13 |
578 |
I'm pretty sure that we'll be fine without you. |
1.3214 |
0.04241 |
196 |
146 |
37 |
13 |
579 |
We had reserved a non-smoking room ! |
1.3212 |
0.04862 |
165 |
126 |
25 |
14 |
580 |
I don't think you thought this through! |
1.3211 |
0.04268 |
190 |
141 |
37 |
12 |
581 |
Look. I hate to carp, but ... |
1.3209 |
0.04510 |
187 |
142 |
30 |
15 |
582 |
You’re in the wrong story. |
1.3208 |
0.04578 |
159 |
117 |
33 |
9 |
583 |
We're both males, ya moron. |
1.3203 |
0.04788 |
153 |
114 |
29 |
10 |
584 |
Tell him that we have to go back to school. |
1.3194 |
0.04501 |
191 |
146 |
29 |
16 |
585 |
Just promise: no miracles to feed the masses. |
1.3194 |
0.04184 |
191 |
141 |
39 |
11 |
586 |
We’re pretty sure God intended us to just swim the 40 days. |
1.3194 |
0.04313 |
191 |
143 |
35 |
13 |
587 |
You got it backwards. God said, 'Take the unicorn, leave the salmon.' |
1.3194 |
0.04439 |
191 |
145 |
31 |
15 |
588 |
Hell no, we won't go! |
1.3190 |
0.04581 |
163 |
121 |
32 |
10 |
589 |
I can assure you we’ll be just fine on the outside. |
1.3189 |
0.04274 |
185 |
137 |
37 |
11 |
590 |
Listen, you can eat for two days or I'll teach you to fish, but you can't have it both ways. |
1.3189 |
0.04541 |
185 |
141 |
29 |
15 |
591 |
We'd feel better if you just let us wait for the rain. |
1.3187 |
0.04460 |
182 |
137 |
32 |
13 |
592 |
You know, the old guy says a lot of stuff. Not all of it's meant to be taken literally. |
1.3184 |
0.04911 |
179 |
141 |
19 |
19 |
593 |
Can't we just meet you there? |
1.3184 |
0.04040 |
201 |
148 |
42 |
11 |
594 |
Don't take this the wrong way, Noah, but we hope the ship sinks. |
1.3182 |
0.04849 |
154 |
116 |
27 |
11 |
595 |
I identify as non- binary |
1.3182 |
0.04265 |
198 |
149 |
35 |
14 |
596 |
Hey! Im floppin here! |
1.3182 |
0.04579 |
154 |
113 |
33 |
8 |
597 |
Look, we're trying to evolve. |
1.3182 |
0.04081 |
198 |
146 |
41 |
11 |
598 |
A fish ladder would help! |
1.3179 |
0.04249 |
195 |
146 |
36 |
13 |
599 |
No bears or bald eagles on board, right? |
1.3179 |
0.04249 |
195 |
146 |
36 |
13 |
600 |
We’re planning to evolve. |
1.3179 |
0.03925 |
195 |
141 |
46 |
8 |
601 |
We feel like fish out of water here. |
1.3179 |
0.04249 |
195 |
146 |
36 |
13 |
602 |
We’re sea bass, we’re supposed to be in “S” next to the sloths. You have us in “B” with the bears. |
1.3179 |
0.04916 |
151 |
114 |
26 |
11 |
603 |
We actually like floods |
1.3176 |
0.04448 |
170 |
126 |
34 |
10 |
604 |
Tell me you didn't invite the cats. |
1.3176 |
0.04369 |
170 |
125 |
36 |
9 |
605 |
Yeah, no thanks, we’ll take our chances with the flood. |
1.3176 |
0.04798 |
148 |
110 |
29 |
9 |
606 |
Did you say, "Can your roe?" or "Can you row?" |
1.3176 |
0.05255 |
148 |
115 |
19 |
14 |
607 |
Look Noah, throw us back and grab a couple of unicorns and we'll call it a day |
1.3171 |
0.04439 |
205 |
159 |
27 |
19 |
608 |
You’re going upstream, right? |
1.3171 |
0.04557 |
164 |
122 |
32 |
10 |
609 |
I actually think we'll do better if you leave us behind. |
1.3171 |
0.04718 |
164 |
124 |
28 |
12 |
610 |
We're fish you idiot. |
1.3169 |
0.04637 |
183 |
141 |
26 |
16 |
611 |
We're staying out here for awhile. The elephants got hold of some bad peanuts. |
1.3169 |
0.05034 |
142 |
107 |
25 |
10 |
612 |
Forget Genesis, we were planning on evolution |
1.3168 |
0.04614 |
161 |
120 |
31 |
10 |
613 |
Of course, we're going to complain about our cabin. We're carp. |
1.3167 |
0.04558 |
180 |
137 |
29 |
14 |
614 |
Carp-e Diem, I guess. |
1.3167 |
0.04277 |
180 |
133 |
37 |
10 |
615 |
The only fish species that went extinct thanks to Noah’s Ark. |
1.3167 |
0.04693 |
180 |
139 |
25 |
16 |
616 |
Noah, it's a flood. You didn't have to bring us on the ark. |
1.3166 |
0.04479 |
199 |
154 |
27 |
18 |
617 |
You DO know we're aquatic ...? |
1.3164 |
0.04251 |
177 |
130 |
38 |
9 |
618 |
‘You’re pulling us out of the water for WHAT exactly….?’ |
1.3161 |
0.04735 |
155 |
116 |
29 |
10 |
619 |
Oh that's just great, Noah's a pescatarian. |
1.3160 |
0.04171 |
212 |
161 |
35 |
16 |
620 |
I get it. I get it. But, ya know, Noah, fish gotta swim. |
1.3158 |
0.04518 |
152 |
111 |
34 |
7 |
621 |
Stop teaching guys to fish. |
1.3158 |
0.04798 |
152 |
114 |
28 |
10 |
622 |
Not so fast, Noah. Are we going as passengers… or as dinner? |
1.3158 |
0.04256 |
190 |
142 |
36 |
12 |
623 |
We were doing fine until you came along |
1.3158 |
0.05315 |
152 |
120 |
16 |
16 |
624 |
You didn't say there would be bears! |
1.3155 |
0.04434 |
187 |
142 |
31 |
14 |
625 |
If your people want lox on their schmere, you'd better toss us back. |
1.3155 |
0.04498 |
187 |
143 |
29 |
15 |
626 |
We booked the honeymoon suite with a freshwater tub. |
1.3155 |
0.04479 |
168 |
125 |
33 |
10 |
627 |
Room with a pool, please. |
1.3155 |
0.04399 |
168 |
124 |
35 |
9 |
628 |
We didn't like having to ask for water at our table. |
1.3154 |
0.04770 |
149 |
111 |
29 |
9 |
629 |
Nice try Noah. We can survive in a flood so we know the real reason you want us on that crowded waterless boat! |
1.3152 |
0.04550 |
184 |
141 |
28 |
15 |
630 |
Uh, Noah, we think you might have misheard Him… |
1.3152 |
0.04533 |
165 |
123 |
32 |
10 |
631 |
Let’s hope it has a leak. |
1.3152 |
0.04195 |
165 |
119 |
40 |
6 |
632 |
Hey,Mac,I got a better idea. How ‘bout we swim & meet ya’ there? |
1.3150 |
0.04345 |
200 |
153 |
31 |
16 |
633 |
When the floods hit,toss us overboard. |
1.3145 |
0.04979 |
159 |
123 |
22 |
14 |
634 |
I'd be less skeptical if we didn't have to share a stall a with the butter, lemons, parsley, and bread crumbs.. |
1.3140 |
0.04238 |
207 |
158 |
33 |
16 |
635 |
Remind me what you're saving us from again. |
1.3140 |
0.04774 |
172 |
133 |
24 |
15 |
636 |
Excuse me, but will this take us upstream? |
1.3140 |
0.04481 |
172 |
129 |
32 |
11 |
637 |
We know you mean well, but there's no water on the boat. |
1.3136 |
0.04534 |
169 |
127 |
31 |
11 |
638 |
Really? In the middle of desert? |
1.3136 |
0.04612 |
169 |
128 |
29 |
12 |
639 |
Drop us off in the Atlantic. |
1.3136 |
0.04212 |
169 |
123 |
39 |
7 |
640 |
Are we on the manifest or on the menu? It's in your hands, of course, but we hope you choose wisely. |
1.3135 |
0.04330 |
185 |
139 |
34 |
12 |
641 |
Actually, we don't mind the rain. |
1.3133 |
0.04747 |
166 |
127 |
26 |
13 |
642 |
Is there space in first class? |
1.3132 |
0.04092 |
182 |
133 |
41 |
8 |
643 |
Thank's, but we'll take a rain check. |
1.3132 |
0.04515 |
182 |
139 |
29 |
14 |
644 |
Is he my only choice? |
1.3131 |
0.04069 |
198 |
147 |
40 |
11 |
645 |
Well, it’s no walk in the ark! |
1.3130 |
0.05428 |
131 |
101 |
19 |
11 |
646 |
Cry me a river. |
1.3128 |
0.04135 |
179 |
131 |
40 |
8 |
647 |
We're two fish--why do you keep calling us "sashimi"? |
1.3128 |
0.04357 |
179 |
134 |
34 |
11 |
648 |
God told us we could board first. |
1.3125 |
0.04774 |
144 |
107 |
29 |
8 |
649 |
Do you realize how many things in there want us for breakfast? |
1.3125 |
0.05070 |
144 |
110 |
23 |
11 |
650 |
You have to be kidding |
1.3121 |
0.04458 |
173 |
130 |
32 |
11 |
651 |
Come on Noah. Fish or cut bait. |
1.3121 |
0.04305 |
173 |
128 |
36 |
9 |
652 |
We’re tonight’s entrée |
1.3121 |
0.04683 |
157 |
118 |
29 |
10 |
653 |
Ask him about the mayo and pickle relish you saw, Charlie. |
1.3121 |
0.04769 |
157 |
119 |
27 |
11 |
654 |
Yeah, we’ll take our chances IN the water, thanks. |
1.3118 |
0.04512 |
170 |
128 |
31 |
11 |
655 |
Listen, why don’t we just swim alongside the ark. |
1.3117 |
0.04745 |
154 |
116 |
28 |
10 |
656 |
No offense, but it sounds like your boss doesn’t know how fish work. |
1.3114 |
0.04487 |
167 |
125 |
32 |
10 |
657 |
Tell us again why more water is a problem. |
1.3113 |
0.04621 |
151 |
112 |
31 |
8 |
658 |
The only thing we're getting paired with is cream cheese. |
1.3113 |
0.04809 |
151 |
114 |
27 |
10 |
659 |
We don’t really worry about floods, but droughts will get our attention! |
1.3111 |
0.04264 |
180 |
134 |
36 |
10 |
660 |
Sure, He gets to walk on water while we’re stuck feeding the masses. |
1.3110 |
0.04459 |
164 |
122 |
33 |
9 |
661 |
If it’s okay with you, we’ll take our chances out here. |
1.3110 |
0.04459 |
164 |
122 |
33 |
9 |
662 |
Seems like you don’t Noah lot about fish. |
1.3107 |
0.04529 |
177 |
135 |
29 |
13 |
663 |
He asked for two SURGEONS |
1.3106 |
0.05003 |
161 |
126 |
20 |
15 |
664 |
did you say we’d be *smote* or *smoked*? |
1.3103 |
0.05134 |
145 |
112 |
21 |
12 |
665 |
Why was he asking his wife about dill and lemon? |
1.3099 |
0.04640 |
171 |
131 |
27 |
13 |
666 |
Even more water than WE can imagine?! |
1.3099 |
0.04171 |
171 |
125 |
39 |
7 |
667 |
No, ladder! L-A-D-D-E-R! |
1.3095 |
0.04773 |
168 |
130 |
24 |
14 |
668 |
Does the expression "fish out of water" ring a bell? |
1.3094 |
0.04455 |
181 |
138 |
30 |
13 |
669 |
Hold on there! We specifically requested a roe boat! |
1.3094 |
0.04315 |
181 |
136 |
34 |
11 |
670 |
We'll just follow you |
1.3094 |
0.04315 |
181 |
136 |
34 |
11 |
671 |
The wait for a party of two is around 40 days right now |
1.3092 |
0.04960 |
152 |
117 |
23 |
12 |
672 |
We explicitly asked for an outside cabin. |
1.3091 |
0.04518 |
165 |
124 |
31 |
10 |
673 |
This is a non smoking cruise … right ??? |
1.3091 |
0.04351 |
165 |
122 |
35 |
8 |
674 |
You know what? I think we’ll take our chances in the flood. |
1.3086 |
0.04339 |
175 |
131 |
34 |
10 |
675 |
Noah, you’re not the sharpest human, are you? |
1.3082 |
0.04801 |
159 |
122 |
25 |
12 |
676 |
Not near the Bears, nor the crocs. Is the room near the worms? |
1.3082 |
0.04717 |
159 |
121 |
27 |
11 |
677 |
This is an off ramp. We'll take our chances. |
1.3082 |
0.04632 |
159 |
120 |
29 |
10 |
678 |
We'd prefer to stay in school . |
1.3082 |
0.04367 |
159 |
117 |
35 |
7 |
679 |
We were told there would be reasonable accommodation. |
1.3082 |
0.04367 |
159 |
117 |
35 |
7 |
680 |
Sorry Noah, but fish gotta swim. |
1.3082 |
0.04545 |
159 |
119 |
31 |
9 |
681 |
We asked for a room IN a pool! |
1.3081 |
0.04517 |
185 |
143 |
27 |
15 |
682 |
And you’re saying flood is a bad thing? |
1.3077 |
0.04779 |
156 |
119 |
26 |
11 |
683 |
Fine then, we'll evolve. |
1.3077 |
0.04025 |
169 |
122 |
42 |
5 |
684 |
Fine. Go without your sole. |
1.3077 |
0.04597 |
169 |
129 |
28 |
12 |
685 |
C’mon, we’re siblings! |
1.3077 |
0.04597 |
169 |
129 |
28 |
12 |
686 |
We're going to need a room with running water. |
1.3073 |
0.04007 |
192 |
142 |
41 |
9 |
687 |
We feel our chances are better OFF the boat. |
1.3072 |
0.04575 |
166 |
126 |
29 |
11 |
688 |
Mary, we’re leaving. When this guy said there’d be ‘fish food’ he wasn’t talking to us. |
1.3072 |
0.04732 |
166 |
128 |
25 |
13 |
689 |
We won't be able to walk up this ramp for another 5 million years. |
1.3072 |
0.05018 |
153 |
119 |
21 |
13 |
690 |
Darwin sent us. |
1.3066 |
0.05340 |
137 |
107 |
18 |
12 |
691 |
Noah, huh? Yeah, well you don’t Noah lot about how fish breathe, do you genius |
1.3064 |
0.04593 |
173 |
133 |
27 |
13 |
692 |
But isn't a flood just a bunch of water? |
1.3062 |
0.04936 |
160 |
125 |
21 |
14 |
693 |
Very finny, Noah. |
1.3062 |
0.04691 |
160 |
122 |
27 |
11 |
694 |
Are you going upstream? |
1.3062 |
0.04691 |
160 |
122 |
27 |
11 |
695 |
If we'd wanted to escape the water, we would have grown feet! |
1.3059 |
0.04419 |
170 |
128 |
32 |
10 |
696 |
You haven't thought this through. |
1.3059 |
0.04419 |
170 |
128 |
32 |
10 |
697 |
No, seriously, ask Him. It’d be a lot easier if we could just meet you there in 40 days. |
1.3059 |
0.04497 |
170 |
129 |
30 |
11 |
698 |
We’ll both be having the chicken. |
1.3056 |
0.04546 |
144 |
106 |
32 |
6 |
699 |
Ever heard of the ADA buddy?Just a ramp ain’t gonna cover it. |
1.3056 |
0.04546 |
144 |
106 |
32 |
6 |
700 |
Flood? What's the problem? |
1.3054 |
0.04551 |
167 |
127 |
29 |
11 |
701 |
Can you guarantee we'll miss my wife's family reunion? |
1.3052 |
0.04989 |
154 |
120 |
21 |
13 |
702 |
You don't fool me for a minute. I saw that box of bagels. |
1.3051 |
0.04656 |
177 |
138 |
24 |
15 |
703 |
It's a flood. We don't need a boat. |
1.3051 |
0.04297 |
177 |
133 |
34 |
10 |
704 |
I lied , I'm a male too |
1.3050 |
0.04715 |
141 |
105 |
29 |
7 |
705 |
...and Dramamine for him. |
1.3049 |
0.04357 |
164 |
122 |
34 |
8 |
706 |
I thought God didn't make mistakes. |
1.3049 |
0.04688 |
164 |
126 |
26 |
12 |
707 |
How nice of you to build us a salmon ladder! |
1.3046 |
0.04603 |
151 |
113 |
30 |
8 |
708 |
C'mon, there are plenty other fish in the sea. |
1.3046 |
0.04496 |
174 |
133 |
29 |
12 |
709 |
Look, the ramp isn't gonna do it. We specifically asked for a fish ladder. |
1.3046 |
0.04346 |
174 |
131 |
33 |
10 |
710 |
We're a little nervous about how much white wine is on board. |
1.3043 |
0.04582 |
161 |
122 |
29 |
10 |
711 |
You obviously don't Noah how it feels to be a fish out of water. |
1.3043 |
0.04525 |
184 |
143 |
26 |
15 |
712 |
Roe not row! |
1.3041 |
0.04761 |
148 |
112 |
27 |
9 |
713 |
What? No Loaves? |
1.3038 |
0.04553 |
158 |
119 |
30 |
9 |
714 |
If we're less than 2 cubits, don't you have to release us? |
1.3038 |
0.04279 |
158 |
116 |
36 |
6 |
715 |
OK, Noah……….where’s the water now? |
1.3038 |
0.04553 |
158 |
119 |
30 |
9 |
716 |
All the others drowned. |
1.3036 |
0.04448 |
168 |
127 |
31 |
10 |
717 |
You won’t even notice us for at least three days. |
1.3036 |
0.04285 |
168 |
125 |
35 |
8 |
718 |
I am also dating Lisa. Is that 'two only' rule up for negotiation? |
1.3036 |
0.04528 |
168 |
128 |
29 |
11 |
719 |
You say it's going to flood, and you're saving our lives on this boat? |
1.3034 |
0.05021 |
145 |
112 |
22 |
11 |
720 |
No... that's incorrect! Fish ARE animals! Classic anti-ichthyism! |
1.3034 |
0.05116 |
145 |
113 |
20 |
12 |
721 |
OK, we’re stowaways, you got us, throw us back in. |
1.3034 |
0.04276 |
178 |
134 |
34 |
10 |
722 |
I believe it's going to be a fresh water flood. We're salt water fish." |
1.3032 |
0.04425 |
155 |
115 |
33 |
7 |
723 |
You have no idea how we reproduce, do you? |
1.3032 |
0.04961 |
155 |
121 |
21 |
13 |
724 |
On second thought, we'd rather follow on behind you. |
1.3032 |
0.04519 |
155 |
116 |
31 |
8 |
725 |
Noah, did you ever stop to think that this is just a bad parable? |
1.3030 |
0.04502 |
165 |
125 |
30 |
10 |
726 |
We'd like freshwater accommodations, please - preferably away from the bears. |
1.3025 |
0.04208 |
162 |
119 |
37 |
6 |
727 |
Hope this entryway wasn't designed by Boeing. |
1.3025 |
0.04723 |
162 |
125 |
25 |
12 |
728 |
We are decendents of the Holy Mackerel. |
1.3025 |
0.04723 |
162 |
125 |
25 |
12 |
729 |
I think you underestimate us, Noah. |
1.3023 |
0.04527 |
172 |
132 |
28 |
12 |
730 |
I don’t know, Noah, if we come on board you promise we won’t end up on a bagel with schmear, right? |
1.3022 |
0.04421 |
182 |
140 |
29 |
13 |
731 |
Hell,no! We’ll take the high water. |
1.3020 |
0.04828 |
149 |
114 |
25 |
10 |
732 |
We used our amex points. |
1.3020 |
0.04921 |
149 |
115 |
23 |
11 |
733 |
I'm sorry! I thought the two worms were for us! |
1.3019 |
0.04439 |
159 |
119 |
32 |
8 |
734 |
Sorry - we haven’t evolved yet. |
1.3019 |
0.04615 |
159 |
121 |
28 |
10 |
735 |
I'm sure you know we live in water, right? |
1.3018 |
0.04582 |
169 |
130 |
27 |
12 |
736 |
Toss me back. I'd rather die than be stuck on the ark with her. |
1.3018 |
0.04807 |
169 |
133 |
21 |
15 |
737 |
You do know there are over 33,000 different species of us, right? |
1.3015 |
0.05147 |
136 |
105 |
21 |
10 |
738 |
We'd rather drown! |
1.3014 |
0.04896 |
146 |
112 |
24 |
10 |
739 |
You know we’re both guys, right? |
1.3013 |
0.04762 |
156 |
120 |
25 |
11 |
740 |
Tell me again what you thought "flood" meant. |
1.3012 |
0.04559 |
166 |
127 |
28 |
11 |
741 |
Just checking - we're not food, right? |
1.3011 |
0.04665 |
176 |
138 |
23 |
15 |
742 |
Thanks, but the missus and me are just going to ride it out. |
1.3011 |
0.04146 |
186 |
140 |
36 |
10 |
743 |
OCD acting up, huh? |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
744 |
I said tanks, not thanks. |
1.3007 |
0.04215 |
143 |
103 |
37 |
3 |
745 |
We've changed our minds. We prefer to leave. |
1.3007 |
0.04826 |
153 |
118 |
24 |
11 |
746 |
Prepare to be multiplied. |
1.3006 |
0.04186 |
163 |
120 |
37 |
6 |
747 |
If it's OK with you, we'd just as soon stay here. |
1.3006 |
0.04698 |
163 |
126 |
25 |
12 |
748 |
We could swim, but we wanted to hang out with the giraffes. |
1.3006 |
0.04723 |
173 |
136 |
22 |
15 |
749 |
Something smells human-y |
1.3006 |
0.04723 |
173 |
136 |
22 |
15 |
750 |
Good news he has to throw both of us back! |
1.3006 |
0.04504 |
173 |
133 |
28 |
12 |
751 |
Hey, Noah, you are losing it. Salmon do NOT need a water rescue. Put us back in the river. We promise to spawn. |
1.3006 |
0.04352 |
173 |
131 |
32 |
10 |
752 |
Whadaya mean no spawning? |
1.3005 |
0.04043 |
193 |
145 |
38 |
10 |
753 |
Why are we the only ones who have to bring a dozen bagels and a tub of cream cheese? |
1.3000 |
0.04558 |
170 |
131 |
27 |
12 |
754 |
We saw the menu.” |
1.3000 |
0.04634 |
170 |
132 |
25 |
13 |
755 |
We'd stay if it had a pool. |
1.3000 |
0.03883 |
200 |
149 |
42 |
9 |
756 |
Did anyone bring bread? |
1.3000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
88 |
28 |
4 |
757 |
So, let’s see, you’re saving creatures who do perfectly fine underwater, is that it? |
1.3000 |
0.04675 |
160 |
123 |
26 |
11 |
758 |
This boat's got an infinity pool, right? Water park? Shrimp buffet? |
1.3000 |
0.04504 |
160 |
121 |
30 |
9 |
759 |
To save our marriage, our therapist said we should try new things. |
1.3000 |
0.04800 |
150 |
115 |
25 |
10 |
760 |
The 5 loaves will be coming by DoorDash |
1.2994 |
0.04778 |
177 |
141 |
19 |
17 |
761 |
Look, Noah, I think we'll do swimmingly well outside the ark... |
1.2994 |
0.04455 |
167 |
127 |
30 |
10 |
762 |
But we don't care if it rains! |
1.2994 |
0.04649 |
157 |
120 |
27 |
10 |
763 |
Well, this is awkward. |
1.2993 |
0.04570 |
147 |
110 |
30 |
7 |
764 |
We prefer to be under the ark. |
1.2993 |
0.05054 |
147 |
115 |
20 |
12 |
765 |
Two of each, two of each. This fool doesn’t know that we’re about to spawn 500 hundred offspring. |
1.2993 |
0.04867 |
147 |
113 |
24 |
10 |
766 |
We think you’re overreacting. |
1.2993 |
0.04961 |
147 |
114 |
22 |
11 |
767 |
For crying out loud, Noah -- she's my sister! |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
768 |
Would it be a sin if we just swim alongside? |
1.2988 |
0.04592 |
164 |
126 |
27 |
11 |
769 |
Well, that was pointless. |
1.2988 |
0.04752 |
164 |
128 |
23 |
13 |
770 |
Not sure what happened, but we booked a room with a tub. |
1.2988 |
0.04509 |
164 |
125 |
29 |
10 |
771 |
I guess we're dammed if we do, damned if we don't. |
1.2987 |
0.04799 |
154 |
119 |
24 |
11 |
772 |
Microplastics. |
1.2987 |
0.04710 |
154 |
118 |
26 |
10 |
773 |
Noah that’s my uncle not my wife |
1.2985 |
0.04972 |
134 |
102 |
24 |
8 |
774 |
I really hope you have a pool onboard. |
1.2982 |
0.03969 |
171 |
125 |
41 |
5 |
775 |
Feed the seals something else! |
1.2982 |
0.04459 |
171 |
131 |
29 |
11 |
776 |
Tell me again exactly how this is helping us??... |
1.2981 |
0.04392 |
161 |
121 |
32 |
8 |
777 |
God works in mysterious ways. |
1.2981 |
0.04392 |
161 |
121 |
32 |
8 |
778 |
Just think this through. Say you're a fish. Inside a dry boat or out in a nice wet flood? |
1.2980 |
0.04584 |
151 |
114 |
29 |
8 |
779 |
Didn't quite think this one through, did He? |
1.2980 |
0.04954 |
151 |
118 |
21 |
12 |
780 |
What do you mean we're not on the list? |
1.2980 |
0.04584 |
151 |
114 |
29 |
8 |
781 |
We'd like a cabin with a view. And a wet bar. |
1.2980 |
0.04584 |
151 |
114 |
29 |
8 |
782 |
Exactly what did you say you were saving us from? |
1.2979 |
0.04473 |
141 |
104 |
32 |
5 |
783 |
Thanks, but we’ve decided to take our chances. |
1.2976 |
0.04351 |
168 |
127 |
32 |
9 |
784 |
We're willing to be bumped if you're overbooked. |
1.2976 |
0.04432 |
168 |
128 |
30 |
10 |
785 |
Forty days out of water and now dry land...never again! |
1.2973 |
0.05024 |
148 |
116 |
20 |
12 |
786 |
We want to speak to the manager. |
1.2971 |
0.04869 |
138 |
105 |
25 |
8 |
787 |
What makes you think I'm gonna mate with just any old cod piece? |
1.2970 |
0.04143 |
165 |
122 |
37 |
6 |
788 |
We booked window seats! |
1.2968 |
0.03902 |
155 |
111 |
42 |
2 |
789 |
If they’re just going to put us on bagels, can you leave us behind? |
1.2966 |
0.05002 |
145 |
113 |
21 |
11 |
790 |
Put us in the vegetarian section please. |
1.2965 |
0.04359 |
172 |
131 |
31 |
10 |
791 |
I’d like to speak to customer service. |
1.2965 |
0.04200 |
172 |
129 |
35 |
8 |
792 |
I thought you were just doing this for the halibut. |
1.2963 |
0.04787 |
162 |
127 |
22 |
13 |
793 |
Leave the bears! |
1.2961 |
0.04166 |
179 |
135 |
35 |
9 |
794 |
You're overachieving. |
1.2961 |
0.04745 |
152 |
117 |
25 |
10 |
795 |
Are we the only two being punished? |
1.2961 |
0.04652 |
152 |
116 |
27 |
9 |
796 |
You call this saving us? |
1.2961 |
0.05013 |
152 |
120 |
19 |
13 |
797 |
We decided to stay in the water |
1.2959 |
0.04718 |
169 |
133 |
22 |
14 |
798 |
Do you know what salt water does to lake fish like us? Let us on the damn boat! |
1.2958 |
0.04446 |
142 |
105 |
32 |
5 |
799 |
Samuel and Miriam Lox. Why? |
1.2956 |
0.04932 |
159 |
126 |
19 |
14 |
800 |
Noah, is it? Think about it- we didn't need rescuing from a flood! |
1.2956 |
0.04598 |
159 |
122 |
27 |
10 |
801 |
You know, it didn't look like this on the You Win A Caribbean Couple's Cruise invitation. |
1.2953 |
0.04206 |
149 |
109 |
36 |
4 |
802 |
No. Actually ,we're getting of |
1.2953 |
0.04809 |
149 |
115 |
24 |
10 |
803 |
You really think we'd be in danger during a flood? |
1.2952 |
0.04778 |
166 |
131 |
21 |
14 |
804 |
You are leaving because you feel like a fish out of water. That’s crazy talk. |
1.2952 |
0.04462 |
166 |
127 |
29 |
10 |
805 |
If you don’t mind, we’ll take our chances and stay. |
1.2950 |
0.04945 |
139 |
107 |
23 |
9 |
806 |
Why not? Other animals can swim and you let them aboard. |
1.2949 |
0.04745 |
156 |
121 |
24 |
11 |
807 |
Wait! Maude! Ain’t this the gefilte fish guy? |
1.2949 |
0.04916 |
156 |
123 |
20 |
13 |
808 |
The Fish. Party of 2. |
1.2948 |
0.04414 |
173 |
133 |
29 |
11 |
809 |
We get it. “Like a fish out of water…” Now can we jump back in? |
1.2945 |
0.04778 |
146 |
112 |
25 |
9 |
810 |
Is this your idea of a joke? |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
811 |
No thanks. All the fun people are staying behind. |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
812 |
What part of 'breathes water' don't you understand? |
1.2941 |
0.04619 |
170 |
133 |
24 |
13 |
813 |
Are we being saved, or, feeding the throngs? |
1.2941 |
0.04387 |
170 |
130 |
30 |
10 |
814 |
Hey, we can’t wait much longer. A fish out of water is no joke. |
1.2941 |
0.04387 |
170 |
130 |
30 |
10 |
815 |
We're also going to require our own bathroom. |
1.2938 |
0.04191 |
177 |
134 |
34 |
9 |
816 |
We'd prefer no smoking |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
817 |
Is this ironic or what? |
1.2933 |
0.04687 |
150 |
115 |
26 |
9 |
818 |
Sure doesn’t look like a salmon ladder, does it, Billy? |
1.2933 |
0.04590 |
150 |
114 |
28 |
8 |
819 |
And I suppose our spot being right next to the bears is pure coincidence? |
1.2930 |
0.04451 |
157 |
119 |
30 |
8 |
820 |
Did He happen to explain how fish work? |
1.2930 |
0.04888 |
157 |
124 |
20 |
13 |
821 |
This ark's not big enough for both of us |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
822 |
Honestly, thanks for the invite. It's just the bears, y'know? |
1.2929 |
0.04476 |
140 |
104 |
31 |
5 |
823 |
Are you sure you've thought this through? |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
824 |
I get what you are saying but I think we’ll take our chances. |
1.2927 |
0.04575 |
164 |
127 |
26 |
11 |
825 |
Please, she's not my girlfriend, she's my sister! |
1.2926 |
0.04363 |
188 |
147 |
27 |
14 |
826 |
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THRU, HAVE YOU? |
1.2925 |
0.04549 |
147 |
111 |
29 |
7 |
827 |
We just wanna hitch a ride with you upstream. |
1.2925 |
0.04340 |
147 |
109 |
33 |
5 |
828 |
The whole world flooded? You say it like it's a bad thing! |
1.2925 |
0.04750 |
147 |
113 |
25 |
9 |
829 |
A free cruise? What’s the catch? |
1.2924 |
0.04285 |
171 |
130 |
32 |
9 |
830 |
Yeah,we are heard what God said. But just stop and think for a moment,would ya |
1.2922 |
0.04781 |
154 |
120 |
23 |
11 |
831 |
Gefilte? What's gefilte? |
1.2922 |
0.05040 |
154 |
123 |
17 |
14 |
832 |
Except we actually *like* water. |
1.2922 |
0.04600 |
154 |
118 |
27 |
9 |
833 |
You had to part the sea, didn't you? |
1.2920 |
0.04535 |
137 |
102 |
30 |
5 |
834 |
Fish ladder, my ass. |
1.2919 |
0.04548 |
161 |
124 |
27 |
10 |
835 |
You really think we need to go in the boat? |
1.2919 |
0.04956 |
161 |
129 |
17 |
15 |
836 |
Not going to happen, she was my shoal-sweetheart and it didn’t end well. |
1.2917 |
0.04503 |
144 |
108 |
30 |
6 |
837 |
So you're saying we need to be saved from too much...water? |
1.2917 |
0.04915 |
144 |
112 |
22 |
10 |
838 |
You do know we can handle the flood, right? |
1.2914 |
0.04370 |
175 |
135 |
29 |
11 |
839 |
No!! Two fishes and five loaves are not enough… |
1.2911 |
0.04692 |
158 |
123 |
24 |
11 |
840 |
Save your own sole. We’re staying. |
1.2911 |
0.04692 |
158 |
123 |
24 |
11 |
841 |
Well this seems counterintuitive... |
1.2910 |
0.05061 |
134 |
104 |
21 |
9 |
842 |
We can't find a spot. Everyone's scared of sleeping with the fishes. |
1.2910 |
0.04717 |
134 |
101 |
27 |
6 |
843 |
Where’s the flood? |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
844 |
Of all the fish in the sea you couldn’t do better than Larry here? |
1.2908 |
0.04986 |
141 |
110 |
21 |
10 |
845 |
Do I have to…..really? |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
846 |
Perhaps we’re swimming against the tide here, Noah, but sometimes it doesn’t make sense to take God’s Word literally. |
1.2907 |
0.04645 |
172 |
136 |
22 |
14 |
847 |
And just how many other couples are assigned to the pool? |
1.2907 |
0.04571 |
172 |
135 |
24 |
13 |
848 |
You had to bring my sister? |
1.2907 |
0.04343 |
172 |
132 |
30 |
10 |
849 |
Sorry, she insists we'd be better off in the water. |
1.2905 |
0.04315 |
148 |
110 |
33 |
5 |
850 |
She’s Roe; I’m Wade. |
1.2903 |
0.04481 |
155 |
118 |
29 |
8 |
851 |
If the sharks are going with you, we’ll take our chances out there. |
1.2903 |
0.04290 |
155 |
116 |
33 |
6 |
852 |
I think we should sit this one out... |
1.2903 |
0.04481 |
155 |
118 |
29 |
8 |
853 |
Hear me now, this won't end well. |
1.2903 |
0.04753 |
155 |
121 |
23 |
11 |
854 |
Just leave us in the water. |
1.2901 |
0.04660 |
131 |
98 |
28 |
5 |
855 |
Do you understand that a fish out of water is a bad thing?' |
1.2899 |
0.05060 |
138 |
108 |
20 |
10 |
856 |
Cod! Oh, sorry, I misheard. |
1.2899 |
0.05060 |
138 |
108 |
20 |
10 |
857 |
Haven't you ever heard of a fish ladder? |
1.2899 |
0.04736 |
138 |
105 |
26 |
7 |
858 |
It's awfully kind of you, but we are honestly not feeling all that threatened. |
1.2899 |
0.05163 |
138 |
109 |
18 |
11 |
859 |
Tell God we preferred the flood. |
1.2897 |
0.05078 |
145 |
115 |
18 |
12 |
860 |
Thanks for loading the goldfish, we were starving in there. |
1.2897 |
0.04885 |
145 |
113 |
22 |
10 |
861 |
Sorry... We’re scaling back.” |
1.2897 |
0.04582 |
145 |
110 |
28 |
7 |
862 |
I think you're missing the point when it comes to us fish. |
1.2895 |
0.04538 |
152 |
116 |
28 |
8 |
863 |
No offense, but I feel like a fish out of water. |
1.2895 |
0.04817 |
152 |
119 |
22 |
11 |
864 |
We're with the band. |
1.2895 |
0.04633 |
152 |
117 |
26 |
9 |
865 |
I'd like to file a complaint about the lack of accessibility. |
1.2893 |
0.04915 |
159 |
127 |
18 |
14 |
866 |
Sorry, we just don’t like how the bears keep looking at us. |
1.2893 |
0.04666 |
159 |
124 |
24 |
11 |
867 |
Mind if we swim alongside? |
1.2893 |
0.04218 |
159 |
119 |
34 |
6 |
868 |
We thought you said, 'Cod, please help me.' |
1.2892 |
0.04606 |
166 |
130 |
24 |
12 |
869 |
Im not sure you actually read the memo |
1.2890 |
0.04321 |
173 |
133 |
30 |
10 |
870 |
Are you sure He meant all animals? |
1.2889 |
0.05028 |
135 |
105 |
21 |
9 |
871 |
You realize this is pretty ridiculous, even for God. |
1.2887 |
0.04643 |
142 |
108 |
27 |
7 |
872 |
No, you want Noah's boat. This one goes to Staten Island. |
1.2887 |
0.04955 |
142 |
111 |
21 |
10 |
873 |
We feel a bit like fish out of water. |
1.2887 |
0.04853 |
142 |
110 |
23 |
9 |
874 |
We are one fish, two fish - red fish, blue fish are still on their way |
1.2887 |
0.04643 |
142 |
108 |
27 |
7 |
875 |
You must not NO-ah bout me |
1.2886 |
0.04073 |
149 |
109 |
37 |
3 |
876 |
40 days with the grizzly bears on the second floor is 40 days too long. |
1.2885 |
0.04727 |
156 |
122 |
23 |
11 |
877 |
God dam it. |
1.2883 |
0.04414 |
163 |
125 |
29 |
9 |
878 |
Think again if you think we're the last two. |
1.2880 |
0.04212 |
184 |
142 |
31 |
11 |
879 |
Hey-- we LIKE the flood ! |
1.2878 |
0.04923 |
139 |
108 |
22 |
9 |
880 |
Our room is full of salt. |
1.2877 |
0.04758 |
146 |
113 |
24 |
9 |
881 |
How about a little help, Noah? We’re like fish out of water here! |
1.2876 |
0.04789 |
153 |
120 |
22 |
11 |
882 |
I told you, we hate cruises. |
1.2876 |
0.04512 |
153 |
117 |
28 |
8 |
883 |
No, we’re One fish and Two fish. Red fish and Blue fish are further down the line. |
1.2876 |
0.04216 |
153 |
114 |
34 |
5 |
884 |
What list? I want to talk to your manager |
1.2876 |
0.04699 |
153 |
119 |
24 |
10 |
885 |
My cousin was once offered a 'free cruise,' and he ended up on an all-you-can-eat buffet. |
1.2874 |
0.04422 |
167 |
129 |
28 |
10 |
886 |
We're on the fence. We can handle the flood either way." |
1.2874 |
0.04221 |
174 |
133 |
32 |
9 |
887 |
Nope! We saw the tubs of tartar sauce being loaded. |
1.2874 |
0.04142 |
174 |
132 |
34 |
8 |
888 |
I’m here to save your sole. |
1.2868 |
0.04946 |
129 |
99 |
23 |
7 |
889 |
Thanks for the offer. But while the ark may have been the answer to your prayers, the flood was the answer to ours. |
1.2867 |
0.04824 |
143 |
111 |
23 |
9 |
890 |
Just wanna make sure -- we're not the entre, right? |
1.2867 |
0.04471 |
150 |
114 |
29 |
7 |
891 |
You call this ramp accessible? |
1.2867 |
0.04266 |
150 |
112 |
33 |
5 |
892 |
You did include a pool, right? |
1.2867 |
0.04266 |
150 |
112 |
33 |
5 |
893 |
You booked us a room in the smoke house? |
1.2867 |
0.04855 |
150 |
118 |
21 |
11 |
894 |
What part of, "We got this", don't you get......? |
1.2866 |
0.04612 |
157 |
122 |
25 |
10 |
895 |
Flood schmud. We're outa here! |
1.2866 |
0.04523 |
157 |
121 |
27 |
9 |
896 |
Dude, it’s water; we’re okay. |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
897 |
You may be the chosen one but you're not very bright, are you? |
1.2866 |
0.04217 |
164 |
124 |
33 |
7 |
898 |
Going upstream? |
1.2866 |
0.04719 |
164 |
130 |
21 |
13 |
899 |
Take me to the river. |
1.2865 |
0.04187 |
171 |
130 |
33 |
8 |
900 |
You need to keep us away from all the Brown Bears and Grizzlies, Andeans, Polars, Suns, Sloths, Asiatic and North American Black Bears! Pandas are OK. Kinda cuddly––and they seem to be vegans. |
1.2857 |
0.04677 |
140 |
107 |
26 |
7 |
901 |
Thanks for the invite but you can give our spots away, we’re good. |
1.2857 |
0.04041 |
175 |
132 |
36 |
7 |
902 |
So this is what you meant by “draining the swamp?“ |
1.2857 |
0.04922 |
147 |
116 |
20 |
11 |
903 |
I can’t believe the red fish and the blue fish beat us here |
1.2857 |
0.04922 |
147 |
116 |
20 |
11 |
904 |
I would rather be in a flood, than to accept these accommodations. |
1.2857 |
0.04937 |
154 |
123 |
18 |
13 |
905 |
Wild? Farmed? Transgenic? When will you stop grilling us? |
1.2857 |
0.04530 |
161 |
125 |
26 |
10 |
906 |
Water? Oh you’ll get water. |
1.2857 |
0.05387 |
126 |
100 |
16 |
10 |
907 |
Did you say there are bears on this cruise? |
1.2857 |
0.04173 |
161 |
121 |
34 |
6 |
908 |
Of course we are carping. We are carp. |
1.2848 |
0.04451 |
165 |
128 |
27 |
10 |
909 |
I am absolutely not "doing it" with her. |
1.2848 |
0.04843 |
158 |
126 |
19 |
13 |
910 |
You said there’d be a pool onboard. |
1.2848 |
0.04445 |
151 |
115 |
29 |
7 |
911 |
Why sure! We'd be happy to roe your boat!" |
1.2847 |
0.04894 |
144 |
113 |
21 |
10 |
912 |
Are the pool facilities here nice ? |
1.2847 |
0.04587 |
144 |
110 |
27 |
7 |
913 |
I know what you were commanded to do, but what about common sense? |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
914 |
A flood you say? Think we'll pass and not come on board! |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
915 |
I think we're good, but thanks anyway. |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
916 |
How do you unspread water? |
1.2838 |
0.04501 |
148 |
113 |
28 |
7 |
917 |
Did you bring the bread? |
1.2838 |
0.04184 |
148 |
110 |
34 |
4 |
918 |
You're charging HOW much and there's no buffet? |
1.2838 |
0.04893 |
148 |
117 |
20 |
11 |
919 |
You guys got a swimming pool someplace on this cruise ship ? |
1.2837 |
0.04756 |
141 |
109 |
24 |
8 |
920 |
And, why not? |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
921 |
The all-inclusive said there'd be an aquarium. |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
922 |
Can we at least get an ocean view? |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
923 |
Two many fish in the sea |
1.2833 |
0.04115 |
180 |
138 |
33 |
9 |
924 |
We’re seeking asylum. |
1.2832 |
0.05402 |
113 |
88 |
18 |
7 |
925 |
I feel like a fish outta water with all the mammals onboard! |
1.2830 |
0.04473 |
159 |
123 |
27 |
9 |
926 |
Ok Noah, so let me get this straight. You want us to load up in there so we don’t drown!!!??? |
1.2830 |
0.04648 |
159 |
125 |
23 |
11 |
927 |
Spawning is natural”, you said. “A change of scenery will do you good”, you said |
1.2829 |
0.04517 |
152 |
117 |
27 |
8 |
928 |
If it’s all the same to you, we’d prefer to stay outside the boat. |
1.2829 |
0.04706 |
152 |
119 |
23 |
10 |
929 |
where’s the indoor pool |
1.2829 |
0.04320 |
152 |
115 |
31 |
6 |
930 |
Which way to the deck pool? |
1.2828 |
0.04663 |
145 |
112 |
25 |
8 |
931 |
This might be a good time to explain about gills. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
932 |
If it's just the same with you, we'll take our chances here. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
933 |
«Her name is Salmonella, she doesnt HAVE salmonella» |
1.2826 |
0.04712 |
138 |
106 |
25 |
7 |
934 |
Who is in charge of logistics? |
1.2823 |
0.04933 |
124 |
95 |
23 |
6 |
935 |
You interrupted a rockin' spawn for this?! |
1.2822 |
0.04396 |
163 |
126 |
28 |
9 |
936 |
No worries. Even if it floods we’ll be OK. |
1.2822 |
0.04647 |
163 |
129 |
22 |
12 |
937 |
What do you mean land animals only? You guys evolved from us! |
1.2822 |
0.04647 |
163 |
129 |
22 |
12 |
938 |
Can you give us directions to Cape Cod? |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
156 |
128 |
12 |
16 |
939 |
I hate it already, Agnes. |
1.2821 |
0.04708 |
156 |
123 |
22 |
11 |
940 |
Do we look like sheep? |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
941 |
This guy doesn't even have enough sense to round up the unicorns |
1.2819 |
0.04268 |
149 |
112 |
32 |
5 |
942 |
So the world is going to flood, and you want the two of us to join you in the one place without water? |
1.2819 |
0.04864 |
149 |
118 |
20 |
11 |
943 |
Didn’t make the cut |
1.2819 |
0.04769 |
149 |
117 |
22 |
10 |
944 |
Yo, yo, we saw a certain famous person from Nazareth with bread, he is not thinking of feeding multitudes is he? |
1.2817 |
0.04831 |
142 |
111 |
22 |
9 |
945 |
Plenty of fish in the sea, and you chose him? |
1.2817 |
0.05034 |
142 |
113 |
18 |
11 |
946 |
You promise we're headed upstream? |
1.2814 |
0.04643 |
167 |
133 |
21 |
13 |
947 |
This all seems a little fishy to me. |
1.2812 |
0.04622 |
160 |
126 |
23 |
11 |
948 |
Yes,Noah. We are actually PRO -flooding. |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
949 |
Did it ever occur to you that water covering the land is not a bad thing for some of us? |
1.2812 |
0.04175 |
160 |
121 |
33 |
6 |
950 |
We didn't want to be saved! |
1.2810 |
0.04679 |
153 |
120 |
23 |
10 |
951 |
The accommodations are terrible! We’re packed like sardines in there |
1.2810 |
0.05407 |
121 |
96 |
16 |
9 |
952 |
No way if you let those grizzlies stay onboard. |
1.2808 |
0.04736 |
146 |
114 |
23 |
9 |
953 |
We like a wetter room. |
1.2808 |
0.04532 |
146 |
112 |
27 |
7 |
954 |
What do you mean Gefilte isn't on your list? |
1.2807 |
0.04410 |
171 |
134 |
26 |
11 |
955 |
My wife wants to know if the water is still or sparkling |
1.2807 |
0.04251 |
171 |
132 |
30 |
9 |
956 |
That's my mother you idiot. |
1.2806 |
0.04570 |
139 |
106 |
27 |
6 |
957 |
Before we swim aboard,"is this the couples only cruise?" |
1.2806 |
0.04900 |
139 |
109 |
21 |
9 |
958 |
It’s a fucking zoo in there! We’ll just follow in your wake, thank you. |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
959 |
Yo Noah, that 2 of everything rule doesn't fly for fish! |
1.2803 |
0.05080 |
132 |
104 |
19 |
9 |
960 |
We heard your call for carpe diem. |
1.2803 |
0.05303 |
132 |
106 |
15 |
11 |
961 |
How do we know this isn't some kind of elaborate seafood restaurant? |
1.2803 |
0.05080 |
132 |
104 |
19 |
9 |
962 |
We changed our minds. We'd rather swim than sink. |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
963 |
This is our first cruise...besides the opportunity to continue our species will there be entertainment? |
1.2803 |
0.04593 |
157 |
123 |
24 |
10 |
964 |
We demand accomodations for our physical needs! |
1.2803 |
0.04412 |
157 |
121 |
28 |
8 |
965 |
We’re only going aboard if you stop Fish on Friday during Lent. |
1.2800 |
0.04486 |
175 |
139 |
23 |
13 |
966 |
What do you want us to do, sprout legs? |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
967 |
And we’re nowhere near the bears, right? |
1.2798 |
0.04541 |
168 |
133 |
23 |
12 |
968 |
This is Genesis. You want Matthew. Go straight ahead and turn left at the New Testament. |
1.2797 |
0.04801 |
143 |
112 |
22 |
9 |
969 |
Please direct us to the sea level. |
1.2795 |
0.04424 |
161 |
125 |
27 |
9 |
970 |
Actually, you know what? We’re good. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
971 |
YEAH, NOAH, UMM, WE LOVE THE EFFORT HERE BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR LIST. WE’RE TWO ‘CATFISH’, NOT TWO ‘CATS’. |
1.2793 |
0.05748 |
111 |
89 |
13 |
9 |
972 |
Leave us here. The next 40 days will be awesome. |
1.2791 |
0.04229 |
172 |
133 |
30 |
9 |
973 |
Is this cruise really all inclusive or just a bait-and-switch? |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
974 |
Unfortunately, for us, this guy is not too bright. |
1.2791 |
0.04919 |
129 |
100 |
22 |
7 |
975 |
Really, we're not worried about it raining for 40 days and 40 nights. |
1.2789 |
0.04806 |
147 |
116 |
21 |
10 |
976 |
No, a 'fish ramp' is not the same as a fish ladder." |
1.2789 |
0.04806 |
147 |
116 |
21 |
10 |
977 |
Somethings fishy, Noah. We can’t scale the gangplank. |
1.2789 |
0.04608 |
147 |
114 |
25 |
8 |
978 |
We’re fish. We’ll take are chances with the flood |
1.2789 |
0.04608 |
147 |
114 |
25 |
8 |
979 |
Cat food? |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
980 |
two fish or not two fish, that is the question! |
1.2787 |
0.05109 |
122 |
95 |
20 |
7 |
981 |
Nice job, jerk. She’s my sister. |
1.2786 |
0.04869 |
140 |
110 |
21 |
9 |
982 |
She's saying I'm not her type. |
1.2786 |
0.04653 |
140 |
108 |
25 |
7 |
983 |
You’re going overboard. |
1.2786 |
0.04541 |
140 |
107 |
27 |
6 |
984 |
You know a flood is my wet dream, right? |
1.2786 |
0.05076 |
140 |
112 |
17 |
11 |
985 |
Two if by sea. |
1.2786 |
0.04541 |
140 |
107 |
27 |
6 |
986 |
Sure everybody on board is vegan? |
1.2785 |
0.04294 |
158 |
121 |
30 |
7 |
987 |
I know it's a touchy subject, but I really do need to know your genders. |
1.2782 |
0.04815 |
133 |
103 |
23 |
7 |
988 |
So the “Holy” Mackerel can come, but not us, eh? |
1.2781 |
0.04322 |
151 |
115 |
30 |
6 |
989 |
You do realize we're gay? |
1.2781 |
0.04594 |
169 |
135 |
21 |
13 |
990 |
But we passed the swim test. |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
991 |
Leave us, seriously, we'll be fine. |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
992 |
Obviously we're not the ones God's mad at. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
993 |
Our only request is that you not sit us next to the grizzly bears |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
994 |
Nice try Noah - there is no way we’re getting on this sushi boat! |
1.2778 |
0.04346 |
144 |
109 |
30 |
5 |
995 |
Can’t put my fin on it, but something doesn’t feel right about this. |
1.2778 |
0.04487 |
162 |
127 |
25 |
10 |
996 |
We got gills, nimrod. Throw us back now. |
1.2774 |
0.04626 |
155 |
122 |
23 |
10 |
997 |
He's gay. |
1.2774 |
0.04715 |
155 |
123 |
21 |
11 |
998 |
Hasn’t this guy heard the saying ‘like a fish out of water’? |
1.2774 |
0.04441 |
155 |
120 |
27 |
8 |
999 |
Before he started loading this thing, he should've taken Bio 101. |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
1000 |
Sir Noah, do we go in the ark or under it?" |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
1001 |
Holy Moses it's about time! |
1.2774 |
0.04940 |
137 |
108 |
20 |
9 |
1002 |
You interrupted our spawning season for this!? |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
1003 |
Hey, I think we're gonna walk. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
1004 |
Well God told me he was sending the flood as a gift, so I think we’re kind of at an impasse here. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
1005 |
Did you ever consider we may have enjoyed the flood? |
1.2770 |
0.04580 |
148 |
115 |
25 |
8 |
1006 |
Yeay...dry land |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
1007 |
We’re here to feed the bears. |
1.2770 |
0.04269 |
148 |
112 |
31 |
5 |
1008 |
You're forgetting the loaves. |
1.2770 |
0.04269 |
148 |
112 |
31 |
5 |
1009 |
Thanks, but we’re ok. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1010 |
We’re not gonna lie, the fact you’re seating us next to the grizzlies is making us very suspicious. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1011 |
There’s something fishy about the entire premise. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1012 |
Thanks, I think we'll wait outside. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1013 |
You said there was a fish ladder |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1014 |
You’re not gonna want to go in there, the sheep sleep with the fishes |
1.2766 |
0.04942 |
141 |
112 |
19 |
10 |
1015 |
On three you slap him and we break for the water! |
1.2766 |
0.04733 |
141 |
110 |
23 |
8 |
1016 |
Something tells me you've heard this before, but there's just the two of us. |
1.2766 |
0.04733 |
141 |
110 |
23 |
8 |
1017 |
You’re gonna need a wetter boat |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
1018 |
Let's get this straight! You think you are saving us from a flood? |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
1019 |
we're ok with the flood thing, really. |
1.2761 |
0.04015 |
163 |
123 |
35 |
5 |
1020 |
The moment when Noah gets the idea for the First Delicatessen. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
1021 |
Really? You think you’re saving us from the flood? |
1.2759 |
0.04536 |
145 |
112 |
26 |
7 |
1022 |
We're getting off! You can only go downstream with this thing! |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
1023 |
Come on, man! We're chickens! We just happen to live in the sea. |
1.2759 |
0.04320 |
145 |
110 |
30 |
5 |
1024 |
Give me one good reason why we can’t |
1.2759 |
0.04429 |
145 |
111 |
28 |
6 |
1025 |
Are you sure he didn't say leaveth the fish behind? |
1.2759 |
0.04843 |
145 |
115 |
20 |
10 |
1026 |
We've got no problem with water, so we're not going. |
1.2756 |
0.04776 |
156 |
125 |
19 |
12 |
1027 |
Just a heads up. We’re gay. |
1.2756 |
0.04959 |
127 |
99 |
21 |
7 |
1028 |
You dummy, Noah. Can't you see we're the same sex? |
1.2754 |
0.04573 |
138 |
106 |
26 |
6 |
1029 |
Noah? I fucked'ah! |
1.2750 |
0.05671 |
120 |
98 |
11 |
11 |
1030 |
Seriously??? You brought us to DRY land????? |
1.2749 |
0.04233 |
171 |
133 |
29 |
9 |
1031 |
Yeah but we identify as land-based. |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1032 |
We don't care who commanded you. We'll take our chances with the flood. |
1.2748 |
0.04972 |
131 |
103 |
20 |
8 |
1033 |
Next time some guy offers to save us from a flood, let's remember we're fish. |
1.2748 |
0.05089 |
131 |
104 |
18 |
9 |
1034 |
How much for forty days and forty nights in the bilge? |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1035 |
Dude. Seriously. It's was a FLOOD. |
1.2745 |
0.04840 |
153 |
123 |
18 |
12 |
1036 |
When you said,"high and dry," we just thought you meant metaphorically. |
1.2745 |
0.04470 |
153 |
119 |
26 |
8 |
1037 |
Not thrilled with the accommodations |
1.2744 |
0.03994 |
164 |
124 |
35 |
5 |
1038 |
Tell me again how the flood will kill off all the fish? |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
1039 |
Flood, genius. |
1.2740 |
0.04509 |
146 |
113 |
26 |
7 |
1040 |
We are not getting on if the only fish tank is in the kitchen. |
1.2740 |
0.04714 |
146 |
115 |
22 |
9 |
1041 |
Don’t look at me … I told her it was land animals only ! |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1042 |
You're telling me we can't eat the worms?! |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
1043 |
Uh,Noah buddy,I don’t think you thought this through… |
1.2739 |
0.04834 |
157 |
127 |
17 |
13 |
1044 |
No, uh I think we’ll be okay… |
1.2738 |
0.04196 |
168 |
130 |
30 |
8 |
1045 |
Actually, in the event of Biblical rain, we're fairly comfortable out here... |
1.2735 |
0.05513 |
117 |
94 |
14 |
9 |
1046 |
Nice thought, but we think we're going to be more comfortable out here. |
1.2734 |
0.05048 |
128 |
101 |
19 |
8 |
1047 |
Holy mackerel.” |
1.2734 |
0.04658 |
139 |
108 |
24 |
7 |
1048 |
You get that this isn't an improvement for us, right? |
1.2734 |
0.05086 |
139 |
112 |
16 |
11 |
1049 |
I'm not going without my bagel. |
1.2733 |
0.04324 |
150 |
115 |
29 |
6 |
1050 |
Charging $8 for a water bottle, THAT’S sinful. |
1.2733 |
0.04661 |
161 |
129 |
20 |
12 |
1051 |
There's no point bringing your pole along. I'm Larry, this here's Steve. |
1.2727 |
0.04347 |
143 |
109 |
29 |
5 |
1052 |
Noah. We live in water. We’ll be fine in the flood. |
1.2727 |
0.04722 |
154 |
123 |
20 |
11 |
1053 |
What part of 'anadromous' don't you understand?! |
1.2727 |
0.04778 |
143 |
113 |
21 |
9 |
1054 |
Noah, honey, you seem a little unclear on the purpose of this activity. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
1055 |
Who says fish like visiting relatives begins to stink after 3 days? |
1.2727 |
0.04632 |
154 |
122 |
22 |
10 |
1056 |
An all-loving god would seat us without a reservation. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
1057 |
If we see any loaves on board, we're out of here. |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
1058 |
We had a reservation ! |
1.2721 |
0.05068 |
147 |
120 |
14 |
13 |
1059 |
We were doing fine, Mr. overachiever. |
1.2721 |
0.04482 |
147 |
114 |
26 |
7 |
1060 |
Any chance of an ocean view room? |
1.2721 |
0.04482 |
147 |
114 |
26 |
7 |
1061 |
No smoking, please. |
1.2721 |
0.04836 |
136 |
107 |
21 |
8 |
1062 |
All this and you've got how many breeds of cats in there? |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1063 |
My wife wants to know if you're licensed to operate this thing. |
1.2720 |
0.04735 |
125 |
96 |
24 |
5 |
1064 |
It may be a ramp, but it's still not accessible! |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
1065 |
The whales have decided to take their chances. |
1.2716 |
0.04015 |
162 |
123 |
34 |
5 |
1066 |
I hear you are headed upstream? |
1.2715 |
0.04597 |
151 |
119 |
23 |
9 |
1067 |
Noah, what gives? |
1.2715 |
0.04785 |
151 |
121 |
19 |
11 |
1068 |
Yeah, the boat won’t be necessary, we’re just going to enjoy the flood. |
1.2715 |
0.04299 |
151 |
116 |
29 |
6 |
1069 |
I think we'll take our chances with the flood. There are too many piscivores on board. |
1.2714 |
0.04516 |
140 |
108 |
26 |
6 |
1070 |
Air-breather savior complex. |
1.2713 |
0.04505 |
129 |
98 |
27 |
4 |
1071 |
Don’t worry. If it doesn't work, we'll just crawl out of the water and start over again. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1072 |
Yes, but consider Biblical credibility - fish saved from flood?! |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1073 |
The online registration site was poorly designed. Is that our fault? |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1074 |
If you don't light some incense in there, we're leaving. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1075 |
So, evolution is biblical after all? |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
1076 |
We heard there was a couples retreat. |
1.2708 |
0.04850 |
144 |
115 |
19 |
10 |
1077 |
….He expects us to multiply right here in the open with everyone watching? Jesus! |
1.2708 |
0.04645 |
144 |
113 |
23 |
8 |
1078 |
This feels like a scam." |
1.2707 |
0.04906 |
133 |
105 |
20 |
8 |
1079 |
Put down the hook and we'll consider it. |
1.2705 |
0.05210 |
122 |
97 |
17 |
8 |
1080 |
In case you haven't noticed , This isn't gonna work |
1.2704 |
0.04433 |
159 |
125 |
25 |
9 |
1081 |
Are you headed upriver ? |
1.2703 |
0.04351 |
148 |
114 |
28 |
6 |
1082 |
Don’t act like this is unbelievable, have you read the rest of this book? |
1.2703 |
0.05716 |
111 |
90 |
12 |
9 |
1083 |
Why do we have to ride in the barrel? |
1.2703 |
0.04558 |
148 |
116 |
24 |
8 |
1084 |
Forget it,Noah- we’re not cedar plank salmon! |
1.2701 |
0.04168 |
174 |
136 |
29 |
9 |
1085 |
Looks like we missed our stop |
1.2701 |
0.04804 |
137 |
108 |
21 |
8 |
1086 |
Sure, on paper it makes sense… |
1.2701 |
0.04804 |
137 |
108 |
21 |
8 |
1087 |
She's trying to convince me to make a leap of faith. |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1088 |
Trust us, we’ve done this before. |
1.2701 |
0.04209 |
137 |
103 |
31 |
3 |
1089 |
No drink minimum, right? |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
1090 |
Hurry Noah, the flood could not come too soon! |
1.2701 |
0.04576 |
137 |
106 |
25 |
6 |
1091 |
We tried to convince those 2 unicorn to stay on board Noah, but they hurdled us and took off! |
1.2701 |
0.05023 |
137 |
110 |
17 |
10 |
1092 |
What is water? |
1.2698 |
0.05335 |
126 |
102 |
14 |
10 |
1093 |
Can we get a room far from the brown bears? |
1.2698 |
0.04965 |
126 |
99 |
20 |
7 |
1094 |
But, what if we don't want to have children? |
1.2698 |
0.05568 |
126 |
104 |
10 |
12 |
1095 |
I'm just waiting for the loaves. |
1.2698 |
0.04835 |
126 |
98 |
22 |
6 |
1096 |
How about we don’t, but you just say we did? |
1.2698 |
0.04965 |
126 |
99 |
20 |
7 |
1097 |
Honestly Noah, I think we'll be fine. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1098 |
do you think this is necessary? |
1.2698 |
0.04965 |
126 |
99 |
20 |
7 |
1099 |
I've been trying to explain to her that she doesn't need to be rescued from a flood. |
1.2697 |
0.04665 |
152 |
121 |
21 |
10 |
1100 |
Put us back in the water! God damn it! |
1.2697 |
0.04570 |
152 |
120 |
23 |
9 |
1101 |
Well you said Bring a date |
1.2697 |
0.04375 |
152 |
118 |
27 |
7 |
1102 |
This whole "ark-thing" sounds fishy to me. |
1.2695 |
0.04599 |
141 |
110 |
24 |
7 |
1103 |
Hey old man, it's time to sleep with the fishes. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
1104 |
If that would have taken us any longer to emerge from the ocean, we would have grown legs and walked away. |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
1105 |
It’s not the water we’re afraid of; it’s what’s about to be in it.” |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
1106 |
Twin beds, please. |
1.2692 |
0.04475 |
130 |
99 |
27 |
4 |
1107 |
Just don’t put us in with the clown fish. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1108 |
I don’t need to be rescued. |
1.2690 |
0.04512 |
145 |
113 |
25 |
7 |
1109 |
We heard your goldfish bowl was tiny. |
1.2690 |
0.04295 |
145 |
111 |
29 |
5 |
1110 |
Let us off when it starts raining, okay? |
1.2690 |
0.04512 |
145 |
113 |
25 |
7 |
1111 |
But we live in water and can't wait for the flood, you wanker. |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
1112 |
You're gonna need a bigger boat. |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1113 |
You didn't really think this through, did you? |
1.2687 |
0.04515 |
134 |
103 |
26 |
5 |
1114 |
Get in, and I'll spare you the rod. |
1.2687 |
0.04873 |
134 |
106 |
20 |
8 |
1115 |
It's not about you Noah. It's about us." Mark Halverson Fair Oaks, California |
1.2687 |
0.04873 |
134 |
106 |
20 |
8 |
1116 |
It's kind of a fish out of water thing, |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
1117 |
Well, there really aren’t any other fish in the sea! |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
1118 |
It's moments like these that tests one's faith. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
1119 |
all I'm asking is that you at least reconsider the teach a man to fish part |
1.2683 |
0.05172 |
123 |
98 |
17 |
8 |
1120 |
You're sure the bears aren't allowed in the water park? |
1.2681 |
0.04883 |
138 |
110 |
19 |
9 |
1121 |
I'd argue you should take Him seriously but not literally. |
1.2681 |
0.04773 |
138 |
109 |
21 |
8 |
1122 |
Take us to King Salomon. |
1.2681 |
0.04429 |
138 |
106 |
27 |
5 |
1123 |
No, no, no. You come in with loaves much later! |
1.2681 |
0.04546 |
138 |
107 |
25 |
6 |
1124 |
Why should we have to swim? You're the ones who sinned. |
1.2681 |
0.04773 |
138 |
109 |
21 |
8 |
1125 |
There's no pool! |
1.2679 |
0.04177 |
168 |
131 |
29 |
8 |
1126 |
He said he needed two SURGEONS |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1127 |
In retrospect, swimming upstream feels like it wasn’t the worst case scenario. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1128 |
Vacation is over guys. Back in the water. |
1.2676 |
0.04784 |
142 |
113 |
20 |
9 |
1129 |
would prefer to take our chances ! |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
1130 |
Well maybe we don't WANT to swim, ever think of that? |
1.2675 |
0.04179 |
157 |
121 |
30 |
6 |
1131 |
You caused us to miss a lot of school time |
1.2675 |
0.04641 |
157 |
126 |
20 |
11 |
1132 |
It's true, we can't walk NOW. But in 4,000 years you'll wish you could swim. |
1.2675 |
0.04553 |
157 |
125 |
22 |
10 |
1133 |
Bummer. We're both males. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1134 |
What do you mean we’re too late to board? We were detained at security because they said we looked fishy. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1135 |
What are you doing, man? This is our time! |
1.2672 |
0.04311 |
131 |
99 |
29 |
3 |
1136 |
We traded places with the unicorns. |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1137 |
Yeah, so it was in Vegas and there was a fake Elvis, but we're still a couple |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1138 |
Bad Judgment Day |
1.2672 |
0.04445 |
131 |
100 |
27 |
4 |
1139 |
It was Row vs Wade… |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
1140 |
But Sir, we're just from different schools! |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
1141 |
Surely you can find room for creatures who are full of zinc and calcium, but are also irony. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1142 |
Did you have to put us next to the bears? |
1.2667 |
0.04543 |
120 |
91 |
26 |
3 |
1143 |
You mean fish are not included? |
1.2667 |
0.04310 |
165 |
130 |
26 |
9 |
1144 |
What if I tell you we’re polygamists? |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1145 |
Noah, we like floods. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1146 |
There's plenty of fish in the sea |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
1147 |
We will eventually be considered land animals |
1.2667 |
0.04486 |
135 |
104 |
26 |
5 |
1148 |
We assume you have a pool. |
1.2662 |
0.03913 |
154 |
116 |
35 |
3 |
1149 |
Er, I'm gay.... |
1.2662 |
0.04401 |
139 |
107 |
27 |
5 |
1150 |
wild caught, no color added, quarters please! |
1.2662 |
0.04518 |
139 |
108 |
25 |
6 |
1151 |
Please. Go get the fish ladder! |
1.2662 |
0.04030 |
139 |
104 |
33 |
2 |
1152 |
I gotta tell you, I'm gay. |
1.2662 |
0.04743 |
139 |
110 |
21 |
8 |
1153 |
Nah, we'll meet you at the rainbow. |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1154 |
If you let us on, we promise to help your great grandson part the Red Sea. |
1.2661 |
0.05135 |
124 |
99 |
17 |
8 |
1155 |
Use your head and start thinking, Noah!“ 🐟🐟 |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1156 |
Well, of course we would prefer the floodwaters. |
1.2661 |
0.05777 |
109 |
89 |
11 |
9 |
1157 |
We’re the King of King Salmon. |
1.2658 |
0.03957 |
158 |
120 |
34 |
4 |
1158 |
So what if she's a mackeral and I'm a trout - the flyer just said two fish, first come. |
1.2657 |
0.04543 |
143 |
112 |
24 |
7 |
1159 |
The flood can't come soon enough for us, pal! |
1.2657 |
0.04650 |
143 |
113 |
22 |
8 |
1160 |
C'mon Mavis, we don't need this: we like water! |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
1161 |
T.G.I.F. |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1162 |
They said it was 'by hook or by crook.' We're glad you used the crook. |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1163 |
Why should we have to pay for your climate-change hysteria? |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1164 |
Holy Mackerel! Are you sure you thought this through? |
1.2654 |
0.04533 |
162 |
130 |
21 |
11 |
1165 |
Actually Noah we were looking forward to all this rain |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1166 |
Thanks, but we like our chances in the water better. |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
1167 |
Explain to your boss- fish don't need saving from a flood. |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
1168 |
Next time maybe mention what you would be “saving” us from. |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1169 |
Sooo…do you want to follow us or should we follow you? |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
1170 |
oh, parked it on top of a mountain I see. Real cool, Noah |
1.2650 |
0.05063 |
117 |
92 |
19 |
6 |
1171 |
Laugh now, but in 40 days we’ll be walking out of here. |
1.2650 |
0.05615 |
117 |
96 |
11 |
10 |
1172 |
It’s alright, but what’s the school district like? |
1.2649 |
0.04275 |
151 |
117 |
28 |
6 |
1173 |
We noticed the two grizzlies ahead of us, so we’re gonna go ahead and swim. |
1.2649 |
0.04946 |
151 |
124 |
14 |
13 |
1174 |
We called an Uber! |
1.2649 |
0.04670 |
151 |
121 |
20 |
10 |
1175 |
Holy mackerel is right! Now let’s get this show on the road! |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
1176 |
Tell Moses to fix the sea! |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
1177 |
Can I propose we just swim alongside? |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1178 |
Waitaminute - the agency said there's pools on three decks! |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1179 |
Remember, your best sign that the storm is over will be when we become sea sick. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1180 |
You can take a fish out of water but you can’t make him walk. |
1.2645 |
0.04301 |
155 |
121 |
27 |
7 |
1181 |
Thanks all the same, but we'll take our chances out here |
1.2645 |
0.04510 |
121 |
92 |
26 |
3 |
1182 |
Well, who's HIS supervisor? |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1183 |
No, not "Holy Mackerel!" We are Salmon. Damn it! Salmon! |
1.2643 |
0.04602 |
140 |
110 |
23 |
7 |
1184 |
Thanks all the same, we thought there was an indoor pool. |
1.2643 |
0.04713 |
140 |
111 |
21 |
8 |
1185 |
Why does he keep muttering "Teach a man to fish...?" |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
1186 |
There are no bears on this boat, right? |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
1187 |
The buffet better have more than two shrimp. |
1.2639 |
0.04515 |
144 |
113 |
24 |
7 |
1188 |
We're just going upstream. |
1.2639 |
0.04180 |
144 |
110 |
30 |
4 |
1189 |
Whaddya mean, we'll be "part of the buffet?" |
1.2639 |
0.04827 |
144 |
116 |
18 |
10 |
1190 |
Throw us back dummy, cant you see we have gills |
1.2638 |
0.04423 |
163 |
130 |
23 |
10 |
1191 |
You're dropping us off at our ancestral spawning creek, right? |
1.2636 |
0.04985 |
129 |
103 |
18 |
8 |
1192 |
If it's all the same to you, we'll skip the cruise. |
1.2636 |
0.04473 |
129 |
99 |
26 |
4 |
1193 |
A flood would come in handy right about now. |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
1194 |
I'm telling you this is NEVER gonna work! |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1195 |
We're gender neutral; deal with it! |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1196 |
What do you mean we can't use our points? |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
1197 |
Ok, fine. We’ll meet back here in forty days and forty nights. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1198 |
We don't need bicycles either. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1199 |
What, no room for us on the ark? |
1.2632 |
0.04387 |
133 |
102 |
27 |
4 |
1200 |
What five loaves?? |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
1201 |
Seriously, Noah. We’re good with the flood. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1202 |
No, actually we don't mind the flood. |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
1203 |
I’m sorry, but why would a salmon reserve a smoking room? |
1.2632 |
0.04356 |
171 |
137 |
23 |
11 |
1204 |
We'd like you to leave the $!@# bears behind. |
1.2628 |
0.04778 |
137 |
109 |
20 |
8 |
1205 |
Thanks but we’ve decided to go long on the oceans. |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
1206 |
Noah, think it through! |
1.2628 |
0.04889 |
137 |
110 |
18 |
9 |
1207 |
Are we passengers or ‘The Last Supper’?!¿!? |
1.2627 |
0.05167 |
118 |
94 |
17 |
7 |
1208 |
I'd like to speak with your supervisor. |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
1209 |
I don’t care who you work for. We’re not leaving. |
1.2624 |
0.04683 |
141 |
112 |
21 |
8 |
1210 |
40 days? Do you know how much we smell after just three days! |
1.2624 |
0.04790 |
141 |
113 |
19 |
9 |
1211 |
I've seen a lot of dumb things, Noah, but this? |
1.2624 |
0.04683 |
141 |
112 |
21 |
8 |
1212 |
Just be aware that we have to be returned to this exact spot to spawn. |
1.2623 |
0.05309 |
122 |
99 |
14 |
9 |
1213 |
We prefer the water |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1214 |
So this is how it works?? I find it quite offensive that all the other couples are ushered to the lounge and we get assigned to the kitchen. |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1215 |
So, Noah, which idiot drew up the manifest for this cruise? |
1.2622 |
0.04727 |
164 |
135 |
15 |
14 |
1216 |
My good man, be so kind to direct us to the aquarium deck please." |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1217 |
but we reserved a room with a water bed! |
1.2621 |
0.04593 |
145 |
115 |
22 |
8 |
1218 |
There's way too much air in there! |
1.2621 |
0.04379 |
145 |
113 |
26 |
6 |
1219 |
Thanks anyway but we’ll take our chances without the ark. |
1.2621 |
0.04268 |
145 |
112 |
28 |
5 |
1220 |
What do you mean we're being prepared in the smoking section? |
1.2619 |
0.04242 |
168 |
133 |
26 |
9 |
1221 |
We're having second thoughts since you brought the olive oil and garlic on board. |
1.2617 |
0.04405 |
149 |
117 |
25 |
7 |
1222 |
We’d like a room with a view of the sea |
1.2617 |
0.04704 |
149 |
120 |
19 |
10 |
1223 |
Thanks anyway. I think we'll take our chances with the flood. |
1.2617 |
0.04301 |
149 |
116 |
27 |
6 |
1224 |
When can we expect the beverage cart? |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1225 |
What's on Friday's menu? |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1226 |
What part of Great Flood don't you understand? |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1227 |
You’re saving us from rain? |
1.2615 |
0.05186 |
130 |
106 |
14 |
10 |
1228 |
Actually, we were good |
1.2615 |
0.05070 |
130 |
105 |
16 |
9 |
1229 |
I dunno, we’ve had problems with humans wanting us to get on their boats before… |
1.2612 |
0.04846 |
134 |
107 |
19 |
8 |
1230 |
Couldn’t we just meet you somewhere? |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1231 |
You do understand the concept of unintended consequences don't you? |
1.2612 |
0.04846 |
134 |
107 |
19 |
8 |
1232 |
We can spawn pretty quickly, but I want to see how you do the bread. |
1.2609 |
0.04747 |
138 |
110 |
20 |
8 |
1233 |
Can you give us a hand here? Jesus is going to need us for a miracle in a couple of generations. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1234 |
She’s not the one I would have picked! |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1235 |
I don't think you understand how gills work. |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1236 |
Thanks for the offer, but we'd prefer to swim. |
1.2609 |
0.04519 |
138 |
108 |
24 |
6 |
1237 |
You waited for dry land to let us out? |
1.2609 |
0.05174 |
138 |
114 |
12 |
12 |
1238 |
Is it OK if we just swim alongside? |
1.2606 |
0.04023 |
165 |
128 |
31 |
6 |
1239 |
Entry now requires two-factor authentication |
1.2606 |
0.04434 |
142 |
111 |
25 |
6 |
1240 |
The parting of the waters was quite a trick, but we're dying here! |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1241 |
Thanks, but we're just staying home this year. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1242 |
But we paid for bilge class! |
1.2603 |
0.04130 |
146 |
112 |
30 |
4 |
1243 |
Somehow, this just seems counterproductive. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1244 |
Something about this smells fishy to me! |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1245 |
Next time you play world hero, do a little more research on your beneficiaries. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1246 |
we would have been just fine in the flood you big jerk! |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1247 |
'What's the point?' |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1248 |
We just wish you'd mind your own business. |
1.2600 |
0.04770 |
150 |
122 |
17 |
11 |
1249 |
My husband thought this was a good idea, but he’s always been a fish out of water… |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1250 |
Why can't we both be female |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1251 |
We’ll take sparkling, with lime. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1252 |
Thanks anyway. We got this. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1253 |
The Lord said 'Land animals only.' |
1.2595 |
0.04279 |
131 |
100 |
28 |
3 |
1254 |
On second thought... |
1.2595 |
0.04414 |
131 |
101 |
26 |
4 |
1255 |
Well, yea, we were farm raised…is that gonna be a problem?” |
1.2595 |
0.04545 |
131 |
102 |
24 |
5 |
1256 |
Yeah…we’re just gonna swim there. |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
1257 |
My wife gets seasick easily. Do you anticipate rough seas today? |
1.2595 |
0.05035 |
131 |
106 |
16 |
9 |
1258 |
And I'm supposed to do WHAT all over the eggs?! |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1259 |
Sounds like a fun trip, Noah, but we’re gonna take a hard pass |
1.2595 |
0.04323 |
158 |
125 |
25 |
8 |
1260 |
We said we’re not interested in a timeshare! |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
1261 |
Fish ladders are supposed to be underwater. |
1.2593 |
0.04698 |
135 |
107 |
21 |
7 |
1262 |
Well there was a heck of a lot of meat on board and we figured one day someone might want a healthier choice. |
1.2593 |
0.04928 |
135 |
109 |
17 |
9 |
1263 |
We know two by two is your thing, but we identify as a school. |
1.2593 |
0.05323 |
108 |
86 |
16 |
6 |
1264 |
Zero stars. Do not recommend. |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1265 |
Something fishy is going on here. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
1266 |
We don’t really need Gary with us, I can do Parthenogenesis. |
1.2589 |
0.04871 |
112 |
87 |
21 |
4 |
1267 |
Fish and chips today or fish for future generations. It's your call. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1268 |
I find your anti-piscatorial views to be highly disturbing. We feel excluded. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1269 |
What do you mean we’re just dinner?” |
1.2586 |
0.05354 |
116 |
94 |
14 |
8 |
1270 |
We understand there are some issues with ADA compliance. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1271 |
Save us from the flood? You're kidding, right? |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1272 |
It's my ex wife! |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1273 |
I told you we’re not a couple, Noah. |
1.2585 |
0.04433 |
147 |
116 |
24 |
7 |
1274 |
Can we get a different room? We don't feel comfortable next to the bears" |
1.2585 |
0.04738 |
147 |
119 |
18 |
10 |
1275 |
Is it too late to back out? |
1.2585 |
0.04327 |
147 |
115 |
26 |
6 |
1276 |
Does it look like we creepeth upon the Earth?" |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
1277 |
There's just a little problem saving us from all that water. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
1278 |
No excuses for being last out |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1279 |
Reproduction? Try catch and release. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1280 |
Fish live best in water, sir. |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1281 |
And you think you’re a fish out of water! |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1282 |
Looking for the carp ark |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1283 |
Sorry, that’s too many Pisces. |
1.2579 |
0.04299 |
159 |
126 |
25 |
8 |
1284 |
We changed our minds--it's impossible to breathe in there. |
1.2578 |
0.04606 |
128 |
100 |
23 |
5 |
1285 |
I call it “Arc-tic cod” |
1.2578 |
0.04606 |
128 |
100 |
23 |
5 |
1286 |
Do you think we're taking this too literally? |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
1287 |
Personally I think we could have waited this one out . |
1.2576 |
0.04515 |
132 |
103 |
24 |
5 |
1288 |
I'm supposed to do what? No way. She smells like a fish. |
1.2576 |
0.05001 |
132 |
107 |
16 |
9 |
1289 |
Follow us. We're headed home. |
1.2576 |
0.04385 |
132 |
102 |
26 |
4 |
1290 |
That was mal-ark-ey! |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
1291 |
Does it have an aquarium? |
1.2574 |
0.04549 |
136 |
107 |
23 |
6 |
1292 |
All she does is carp. |
1.2571 |
0.04694 |
105 |
80 |
23 |
2 |
1293 |
We prefer the flood! |
1.2571 |
0.04345 |
140 |
109 |
26 |
5 |
1294 |
If a flood is coming, this seems disadvantageous. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1295 |
The Aristocrats! |
1.2571 |
0.04901 |
140 |
114 |
16 |
10 |
1296 |
You could of at least made a fish ladder! |
1.2569 |
0.04267 |
144 |
112 |
27 |
5 |
1297 |
No, we do not want to lodge with the seals. |
1.2569 |
0.04267 |
144 |
112 |
27 |
5 |
1298 |
You’re welcome for the legs, by the way. |
1.2569 |
0.04379 |
144 |
113 |
25 |
6 |
1299 |
Does freshwater mean nothing to you?! Get me your manager. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1300 |
What about Red Fish and Blue Fish? |
1.2568 |
0.04301 |
148 |
116 |
26 |
6 |
1301 |
Trust me, we'll be fine. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1302 |
We’ll meet you upstream. |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1303 |
Just when we've got it made, you come along! |
1.2566 |
0.04620 |
152 |
123 |
19 |
10 |
1304 |
God your an idiot! |
1.2564 |
0.04567 |
117 |
90 |
24 |
3 |
1305 |
We'd rather be left in the flood, genius. |
1.2564 |
0.04879 |
117 |
92 |
20 |
5 |
1306 |
I take it this means sushi is off the menu? |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
1307 |
Ok, so tell me again why we need protection from this flood? |
1.2564 |
0.05313 |
117 |
95 |
14 |
8 |
1308 |
We're fish, dumbass! |
1.2564 |
0.05172 |
117 |
94 |
16 |
7 |
1309 |
What, were you expecting King Solomon? |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1310 |
If you won't be arking up-stream, we would prefer to swim. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1311 |
We're here to model for the bumper sticker |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
1312 |
I'm thirsty! |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
1313 |
If you're not going upstream we want off! |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1314 |
Which genius put us in the shark tank ? |
1.2560 |
0.05194 |
125 |
102 |
14 |
9 |
1315 |
We are trying to evolve as fast as we can! |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1316 |
Nice try! You know you were not on the list! |
1.2560 |
0.04385 |
125 |
96 |
26 |
3 |
1317 |
There had better not be two sliced bagels in there waiting for us! |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
1318 |
I wouldn't mate with her even if there were no other fish in the ocean! |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1319 |
We got caught in the rush hour stream |
1.2558 |
0.04575 |
129 |
101 |
23 |
5 |
1320 |
What are the pool hours? |
1.2558 |
0.04440 |
129 |
100 |
25 |
4 |
1321 |
I told you not upstream and again, you wouldn't listen! |
1.2558 |
0.04832 |
129 |
103 |
19 |
7 |
1322 |
We are polyamorous! |
1.2558 |
0.04832 |
129 |
103 |
19 |
7 |
1323 |
Let me speak to you Supervisor. |
1.2558 |
0.04832 |
129 |
103 |
19 |
7 |
1324 |
We’re of the ‘teach a man to raise chickens’ school. |
1.2558 |
0.05195 |
129 |
106 |
13 |
10 |
1325 |
This is wrong on so many water levels. |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1326 |
So how's that been working politically so far? |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1327 |
What? I thought you said an act of "Cod." |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1328 |
Hey, come on! We're floundering here! |
1.2556 |
0.04485 |
133 |
104 |
24 |
5 |
1329 |
Not enough fish in this sea |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1330 |
Noah do you see the flaw in this story now? |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1331 |
We sail on Friday. Thank God he’s not Catholic. |
1.2553 |
0.04199 |
141 |
109 |
28 |
4 |
1332 |
Um, I think we were fine where we were. |
1.2553 |
0.04657 |
141 |
113 |
20 |
8 |
1333 |
But we're both male. |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
1334 |
You're not helping us by putting us in the boat!" |
1.2553 |
0.04764 |
141 |
114 |
18 |
9 |
1335 |
We can’t find our sea legs. |
1.2550 |
0.04380 |
149 |
118 |
24 |
7 |
1336 |
Do we have time for a swim? |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1337 |
Pinky promise we will be treated as guests, and not end up as dinner! |
1.2549 |
0.04686 |
153 |
125 |
17 |
11 |
1338 |
We're leaving with the unicorns, and will be taking a rain check. |
1.2548 |
0.04418 |
157 |
126 |
22 |
9 |
1339 |
What in God's name do you think you are doing? |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1340 |
As I see it, we’re dammed if we do and damned if we don’t.” |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1341 |
Is there room for two fish out of water? |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1342 |
Sir, I must ask. Did you really think this through? |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
1343 |
Please! I beg you! We're good with a flood! |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1344 |
I'm not sure that a bunch of rain is going to be worse for us than being in a boat. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1345 |
Saviour complex much, Noah? |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1346 |
Man, from our perspective, you are soooooooo trying to fix something that doesn't need a solution... |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1347 |
Reservation for Mr and Mrs Lox and please make sure it’s in the smoking section |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1348 |
This won’t save us from global warming. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1349 |
A billion other salmon in the world, and you had to pick Mr. Wonderful here? |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1350 |
Could it be that your God is just not that angry at us? |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
1351 |
Nows you can't leave |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1352 |
what do you mean there're plenty of fish in the sea? |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1353 |
All the flights were booked |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
1354 |
I can’t stand apples, and I ain’t wearing no fig leaf. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1355 |
Whaddya mean,"head to the kitchen...?!" |
1.2538 |
0.05041 |
130 |
106 |
15 |
9 |
1356 |
Fish gotta swim….. |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
1357 |
This is the worst fish ladder I've ever seen. |
1.2538 |
0.04673 |
130 |
103 |
21 |
6 |
1358 |
Hey Noah,I think we prefer to take our chances with the flood. |
1.2538 |
0.04922 |
130 |
105 |
17 |
8 |
1359 |
Wait a minute! We love water... and since when do you get blessed with 'holy seasoning'? |
1.2537 |
0.04579 |
134 |
106 |
22 |
6 |
1360 |
Would it have killed you to install a fish ladder? |
1.2537 |
0.04327 |
134 |
104 |
26 |
4 |
1361 |
must you follow instructions? |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1362 |
Either way, Mabel, I think we're cooked. |
1.2537 |
0.04579 |
134 |
106 |
22 |
6 |
1363 |
Hey, do you think you can seat me somewhere else? She's always cranky when she's out of water. |
1.2537 |
0.04579 |
134 |
106 |
22 |
6 |
1364 |
What's the pole for? |
1.2537 |
0.04818 |
134 |
108 |
18 |
8 |
1365 |
Why do our name tags say ‘Caviar Course’—? |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1366 |
I already told you it’s two if by sea! |
1.2537 |
0.04700 |
134 |
107 |
20 |
7 |
1367 |
I'm sorry, but we booked a spawning suite, with running water. |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
1368 |
We will do just fine during the flood without your assistance, thank you. |
1.2536 |
0.04939 |
138 |
113 |
15 |
10 |
1369 |
Forty days and forty nights? What's the big deal? |
1.2535 |
0.04173 |
142 |
110 |
28 |
4 |
1370 |
You were supposed to let us off two verses ago |
1.2534 |
0.04326 |
146 |
115 |
25 |
6 |
1371 |
Schmucko, we need to stay in the water during the fucking flood. |
1.2532 |
0.04300 |
158 |
126 |
24 |
8 |
1372 |
So effectively you’re saying you’re from the government and you’re here to help us. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1373 |
Friday, you said, fish on Friday. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1374 |
Like I said we’re dogFISH. FISH! |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1375 |
How you gonna save us now, Boat-Boy? |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1376 |
Why are we on the grocery list? |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1377 |
We overheard the sharks planning an all-you-can-eat buffet party. |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1378 |
It's just a flood, go re-read about the creation of fish until it sinks in. |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1379 |
N.O.A.A. ? |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1380 |
Dry joke. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1381 |
Alright, Alright - We’re leaving! But our unicorn friends are coming with us! |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1382 |
We selected Comfort, not ride share. We are cancelling. |
1.2521 |
0.05094 |
119 |
96 |
16 |
7 |
1383 |
Next time, don't bother calling unless you foresee a drought. |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1384 |
It's not easy to shepherd fish out of water. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1385 |
You shoulda just left us in the water. |
1.2520 |
0.05119 |
127 |
104 |
14 |
9 |
1386 |
Before we shove off, we request to be absent on fridays. |
1.2520 |
0.04467 |
127 |
99 |
24 |
4 |
1387 |
This looks fishy. |
1.2519 |
0.04245 |
131 |
101 |
27 |
3 |
1388 |
Are you only taking us because it’s lent? |
1.2519 |
0.04766 |
131 |
105 |
19 |
7 |
1389 |
No thanks. We'll walk. |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1390 |
Holy mackerel Noah,are we the guests or the dinner? |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1391 |
Hey Noah, you said the Bears weren't passengers...we beg to differ in the most extreme manner possible! |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1392 |
You two should probably wait outside |
1.2517 |
0.04379 |
143 |
113 |
24 |
6 |
1393 |
Your God may be angry and vengeful. Our God just gave us a forty day and forty night Hall Pass! |
1.2517 |
0.04528 |
151 |
122 |
20 |
9 |
1394 |
We promise not to flounder. |
1.2500 |
0.04771 |
120 |
95 |
20 |
5 |
1395 |
But I see no evidence of climate change. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1396 |
Noah, we LIVE in water. Give our spots to the unicorns! |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
1397 |
Alright Noah, we’re in but we need a tank separate from the sharks. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1398 |
This weather speaks clearly: We are the Lord's favorites. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1399 |
But I have only two worms. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1400 |
Another old white guy without a DEI policy?! Shocking! |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1401 |
Thanks but they’re predicting rain. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1402 |
No fish-out-of-water jokes ! |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1403 |
And miss out on the only grizzly-free mating migration of my life? No way. |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1404 |
Just so you know, we are gender-fluid. |
1.2500 |
0.04467 |
120 |
93 |
24 |
3 |
1405 |
It would be much easier if there was water for this fish ladder. |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1406 |
“But we specifically booked “fresh water” for this cruise!” |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1407 |
Just know, we are going to raise a stink about this. |
1.2500 |
0.05326 |
120 |
99 |
12 |
9 |
1408 |
Yeah, it may rain for forty days, but we ain’t holdin’ our breath. |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1409 |
Actually we were just getting off. |
1.2500 |
0.05192 |
120 |
98 |
14 |
8 |
1410 |
I know we don’t *need* it, but an invitation would have been nice. |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1411 |
I like our odds better in the flood than the ark. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1412 |
I understand He said two of each animal, but you do know it’s a flood, right? |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1413 |
You swear you’re not going to eat us? |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1414 |
We identify as mammals |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1415 |
- “Why do we need to get on board? There is no danger of us ever drowning!” |
1.2500 |
0.04972 |
132 |
108 |
15 |
9 |
1416 |
You take us,but forget the unicorns? |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1417 |
Now boarding our Gefilte Premium Select Members. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1418 |
All lives matter! |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1419 |
Noah,you could have just left us in the water. |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1420 |
Look,God said bring two of every living thing. We are two and living. Besides,we always wanted to go on a cruise. |
1.2500 |
0.04675 |
144 |
117 |
18 |
9 |
1421 |
We would like a window seat facing the ocean please |
1.2500 |
0.04381 |
148 |
118 |
23 |
7 |
1422 |
Haven’t you ever heard of ‘Holy Mackarel’? Yeah, that’s us. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1423 |
Hey, we're trying to evolve here! |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1424 |
I told you we took a wrong turn |
1.2500 |
0.04638 |
136 |
109 |
20 |
7 |
1425 |
Will the flood be fresh water or salt water? |
1.2500 |
0.04437 |
128 |
100 |
24 |
4 |
1426 |
A ramp. Gee, how thoughtful. |
1.2500 |
0.05459 |
116 |
96 |
11 |
9 |
1427 |
We’ll ride this one out. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1428 |
So this fishers of men thing was just a publicity stunt. |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1429 |
Let's see how you feel when the ark sinks. |
1.2500 |
0.04771 |
120 |
95 |
20 |
5 |
1430 |
I thought you said ‘Cod has a plan’!! |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1431 |
Can we hitch a ride upstream? |
1.2500 |
0.04467 |
120 |
93 |
24 |
3 |
1432 |
Fish ARE animals!" |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1433 |
Wow. First it’s pronounced “sammin” and second we’re trout. Go fishing buddy. |
1.2500 |
0.04229 |
156 |
124 |
25 |
7 |
1434 |
Forget it, we’re leaving. It’s nothing like the ad. |
1.2500 |
0.05201 |
124 |
102 |
13 |
9 |
1435 |
And you’re sure He said two of every animal? |
1.2500 |
0.04437 |
128 |
100 |
24 |
4 |
1436 |
Is there room for one more? We’re actually in a throuple. |
1.2500 |
0.05056 |
120 |
97 |
16 |
7 |
1437 |
IT’S MY NATURAL SMELL! |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1438 |
One if by land, two if by sea |
1.2484 |
0.04278 |
153 |
122 |
24 |
7 |
1439 |
Umm... the world is going to flood. I think you'll be alright. |
1.2483 |
0.04249 |
149 |
118 |
25 |
6 |
1440 |
You mean the flood is over? |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
1441 |
You know this means we have to come back here to spawn |
1.2483 |
0.04646 |
145 |
118 |
18 |
9 |
1442 |
Stop carping about the size of your room and get on the boat! |
1.2483 |
0.04213 |
145 |
114 |
26 |
5 |
1443 |
Throw us back you crazy old man! |
1.2483 |
0.04748 |
145 |
119 |
16 |
10 |
1444 |
With a coast to coast aquarium in the making you expect us to board? |
1.2482 |
0.04947 |
141 |
117 |
13 |
11 |
1445 |
Thanks, but we'll take our chances in the water. |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1446 |
I hope to God you have an aquarium in there. |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
1447 |
what's with the sharks man! |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1448 |
Just one question , any brown bears on board yet? |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1449 |
Don't even think about leaving us in plaice to flounder on this perch as the sole survivors of our species! |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1450 |
Trust me, we'll do fine off the boat until the storm passes. |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1451 |
What's the big idea having us bunk next to the sharks? |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1452 |
There are exceptions to His rules, you know. |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1453 |
Yeah, yeah . . . Everyone knows about Captain Noah and his big, amazing Noah's Ark. But you couldn't spare another hour or two to build Noah's Aquarium, could you? |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
1454 |
We saw the two bears; we'll take our chances with the flood! |
1.2481 |
0.05047 |
129 |
106 |
14 |
9 |
1455 |
Our pronouns are they/them. |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1456 |
We’re not going. We’ll take our chances in the flood. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1457 |
We don’t identify as ‘fish’. |
1.2480 |
0.04349 |
125 |
97 |
25 |
3 |
1458 |
It's a flood, man! We're supposed to be in the water! |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1459 |
Anything to eat....besides us? |
1.2479 |
0.04277 |
121 |
93 |
26 |
2 |
1460 |
Roll? Do we look like sushi to you? |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1461 |
Off. Both of you. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1462 |
I don’t really think this is necessary… |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1463 |
Your God said save us from a flood? Can you check with Poseidon for a 2nd opinion? |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1464 |
Our agent said you need some comedic onboard entertainment. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1465 |
Riiight! |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
1466 |
You are not the only one whose house is underwater these days. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
1467 |
I think we may have a different concept of what would be “escaping disaster.” |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1468 |
I think we’d prefer the flood, honestly. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
1469 |
We’re concerned about all the sinners moving into our neighborhood. |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
1470 |
Got Bread? |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1471 |
Ugh! It smells like a damn zoo in there! |
1.2477 |
0.05705 |
109 |
91 |
9 |
9 |
1472 |
We assume you're aware of the irony of including us, right? |
1.2477 |
0.05074 |
109 |
87 |
17 |
5 |
1473 |
You realize this is a LOT of unnecessary work for us? |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1474 |
Our travel agent told us there'd be concierge service and shore excursions. Instead, it's a zoo in there! |
1.2477 |
0.04544 |
109 |
84 |
23 |
2 |
1475 |
“Sometimes a needs-blind admission policy, Noah, is the wrong policy.” |
1.2477 |
0.05399 |
109 |
89 |
13 |
7 |
1476 |
So we’re just salmon that you used to know? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1477 |
I know, but she insisted. |
1.2470 |
0.04048 |
166 |
132 |
27 |
7 |
1478 |
We Were LURED in. |
1.2469 |
0.04019 |
162 |
128 |
28 |
6 |
1479 |
If I can survive the ark, I certainly deserve to be the symbol of something. |
1.2467 |
0.04328 |
150 |
120 |
23 |
7 |
1480 |
It really would have been OK to have left us in the water, Noah. |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
1481 |
What part of 'We're good' don't you understand? |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
1482 |
Couldn't we just swim along side? |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
1483 |
Do you know what’s in flood water? |
1.2465 |
0.04262 |
142 |
112 |
25 |
5 |
1484 |
Seriously, you don’t like water? |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
1485 |
Salmon says DO THIS |
1.2463 |
0.04424 |
134 |
106 |
23 |
5 |
1486 |
We've decided we'll fare better outside the ark. |
1.2463 |
0.04670 |
134 |
108 |
19 |
7 |
1487 |
I thought there were plenty of fish in the sea? |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
1488 |
We'll just tag along behind; but thanks anyway. |
1.2463 |
0.04670 |
134 |
108 |
19 |
7 |
1489 |
I saw 5 loaves of bread over there, but that ain’t gonna feed everyone. What else is there? |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
1490 |
How are we doing this? |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1491 |
Is this entirely necessary? |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1492 |
Sorry, Ariel’s not home. |
1.2462 |
0.04238 |
130 |
101 |
26 |
3 |
1493 |
You took us to the Desert?! |
1.2460 |
0.04463 |
126 |
99 |
23 |
4 |
1494 |
Okay, Smartypants...explain how this is gonna work! |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1495 |
You got a pool on this thing? |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1496 |
Special accommodations must be requested in advance. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1497 |
I keep telling her we don’t need to be “in” the boat. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1498 |
WHERE IS THE THIRD FISH? |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1499 |
What part of "we live in the water" don't you understand? |
1.2459 |
0.05246 |
122 |
101 |
12 |
9 |
1500 |
For medical reasons, we would like a room with a bath. |
1.2459 |
0.05115 |
122 |
100 |
14 |
8 |
1501 |
What sick bastard installs a ramp after spawning season? |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1502 |
I know it’s counterintuitive, but so is this flood. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1503 |
Don't worry," she said. "They'll have water," she said |
1.2459 |
0.04403 |
122 |
95 |
24 |
3 |
1504 |
…Can you check how many points we have, were platinum plus members…” |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1505 |
If we see five loaves up there we’re leaving |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1506 |
No thanks. We'll stay for the flood. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1507 |
We figured, what the heck.... "Carpe" Diem!..... get it? |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1508 |
I thought there were supposed to be loaves, too. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1509 |
Imagine if you put this much work into preventing ocean contamination and sea level rise |
1.2456 |
0.05368 |
114 |
94 |
12 |
8 |
1510 |
We should have given our places to the unicorns. |
1.2456 |
0.03787 |
171 |
134 |
32 |
5 |
1511 |
Long John Silvers: Origins |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1512 |
Sure they made a ramp, but what happened to accessibility for ALL?! |
1.2456 |
0.04416 |
114 |
88 |
24 |
2 |
1513 |
That smells fishy! |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1514 |
You were not on the passenger list! |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1515 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
1516 |
Yeah yeah we're fish. Quit saying that like it's some kind of slur. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1517 |
No,we don’t get seasick! |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1518 |
No need for your matchmaking, there are plenty of fish in the sea! |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1519 |
And exactly why can't I bring my sister? |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1520 |
Hey, no fish allowed! |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1521 |
Dont worry, everyone on board is vegetarian. |
1.2451 |
0.05818 |
102 |
85 |
9 |
8 |
1522 |
Oh, quit carping! |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
1523 |
Ten million eggs and now I mate with my sister! Great idea! |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1524 |
To hell with the flood, just stick us back in the river! |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1525 |
Seriously, inside the Ark? |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1526 |
I think we’ll take our chances out here” |
1.2450 |
0.04092 |
151 |
119 |
27 |
5 |
1527 |
Next time, just leave us in the ocean and we’ll meet you there. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
1528 |
Sit in the exit row! She said. It’ll be fun! She said. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1529 |
I think we'll pass, the wetter, the better! |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1530 |
We don't need no stinking ark! |
1.2446 |
0.04548 |
139 |
112 |
20 |
7 |
1531 |
Let's just "catch and release" and save us all some time. |
1.2446 |
0.04662 |
139 |
113 |
18 |
8 |
1532 |
She's my sister -- no way. |
1.2446 |
0.04662 |
139 |
113 |
18 |
8 |
1533 |
If its Boeing we're not going. |
1.2444 |
0.04757 |
135 |
110 |
17 |
8 |
1534 |
Do I need to talk to your supervisor about this? |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1535 |
Just keep mooing. |
1.2444 |
0.03999 |
135 |
104 |
29 |
2 |
1536 |
Are you sure we belong IN the boat? |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
1537 |
Don’t worry. The res fish and blue fish are on their way. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1538 |
Any chance you’ll be headed upstream from here? |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1539 |
You're both males" "How could you tell? |
1.2443 |
0.04977 |
131 |
108 |
14 |
9 |
1540 |
Hey Noah, we checked the fish tanks. Do you mind if we just follow you for the next forty days.? |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1541 |
Hey, Noah! How's this supposed to work? We're really fish out of water here! |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1542 |
Have you considered goldfish? |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1543 |
Take it up with the travel agent. |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1544 |
Don't tell us that you're against Diversity and Inclusion programs, too, Noah. |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1545 |
Can't you see we're gender neutral? |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1546 |
Why exactly did you sign us up for this condo promotion? |
1.2439 |
0.05207 |
123 |
102 |
12 |
9 |
1547 |
What happened to the seven loaves? |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1548 |
We don't have any problem with the rain. It's the bears we're worried about. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1549 |
Irony, it's a thing. |
1.2439 |
0.04372 |
123 |
96 |
24 |
3 |
1550 |
For God's sake, we love water... can we pass on the boat ride? |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1551 |
yeah, well, that's nice, but you'd better call on that 'supernatural voice' to fix this screwup |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1552 |
I don't think her husband is going to like this. |
1.2437 |
0.04229 |
160 |
129 |
23 |
8 |
1553 |
If you need the help, we can roe. |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
1554 |
Look, it’s a free couples’ getaway. Let’s hope they have a pool. |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
1555 |
FYI, Noah. My wife's about to spawn, and then there'll be 2000 of us on board. |
1.2437 |
0.04460 |
119 |
93 |
23 |
3 |
1556 |
A flood is coming? We'll take our chances outside the boat. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1557 |
No salt, please. |
1.2435 |
0.04383 |
115 |
89 |
24 |
2 |
1558 |
ID and boarding pass,please. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1559 |
There's a typo on our invitation. Instead of main cabin it says main course. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1560 |
You expect me to believe you’re the captain? We have the same robe in our room. |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1561 |
Have you heard of evolution? |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1562 |
Is our official name now Holy Mackerel? |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1563 |
Two of EVERY species, he said! That ought to include us water dwellers! |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1564 |
Now we’re not going downstream right? That’s not really our thing. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1565 |
Oh really!!! And where do you think you fit into God’s plan. |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1566 |
Noah, I think we will be more comfortable outside. |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1567 |
We'll be fine in the flood you maniac |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1568 |
I identify as a shark |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1569 |
Hey Noah, when you had the idea to have two of each creature on board this arc, did you forget fish have no lungs or legs, much less the ability to talk? |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1570 |
Not sure what he meant by having us over for dinner. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1571 |
You really didn't think this through did you? |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1572 |
We need five loaves in a hurry! |
1.2426 |
0.04239 |
136 |
107 |
25 |
4 |
1573 |
Now listen, mister, your idea of a promised land is different from ours! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1574 |
Sure, we'll navigate, but only up one stream, and only once. |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
1575 |
You'll be hearing from my lawyer! |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1576 |
Any room for One Fish, Red Fish and Blue Fish? |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
1577 |
Oregon,and make it snappy. |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
1578 |
Careful, this whole thing is cedar planks |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1579 |
Leave? This is discrimination against water breathers! |
1.2422 |
0.05052 |
128 |
106 |
13 |
9 |
1580 |
Get us a fish tank onboard or you'll be hearing from our lawyers. |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
1581 |
Thank’s for the ride, but we’re still late for school! |
1.2422 |
0.05052 |
128 |
106 |
13 |
9 |
1582 |
How about we just promise to swim alongside you the entire time! |
1.2420 |
0.04464 |
157 |
129 |
18 |
10 |
1583 |
I'm going to give you a minute to think this one through before I tell you the answer. |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1584 |
Does your ark have a swimming pool? |
1.2419 |
0.03861 |
124 |
94 |
30 |
0 |
1585 |
There's a grizzly bear couple in our seats. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1586 |
Why should we believe you? The last guy who invited us in tried to eat us! |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1587 |
Why can’t we just follow along? |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1588 |
If it is OK, we prefer the flood. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1589 |
Maybe we should take the next boat. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1590 |
Do you even know how spawning works? |
1.2416 |
0.04631 |
149 |
123 |
16 |
10 |
1591 |
No way you're taking us! We love floods. |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1592 |
Wait! Flood? But we’re—eh, ok, but separate rooms please, he snores like a sturgeon. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
1593 |
We'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1594 |
So two of every kind means you have guppies, right? Do you mind if we eat them? |
1.2414 |
0.05284 |
116 |
96 |
12 |
8 |
1595 |
got water? |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1596 |
Loose the bears Noah and we’ll help you out on the other side. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
1597 |
We need a poolside cabin |
1.2411 |
0.04014 |
141 |
110 |
28 |
3 |
1598 |
I like your fish symbol on the back of the boat . . . |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1599 |
Don't be a mammalist! |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1600 |
Hey, weren't we supposed to be opposite sex? |
1.2411 |
0.04616 |
112 |
88 |
21 |
3 |
1601 |
Of course we can swim. But we hear you have an infinity pool. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1602 |
We'll take our chances with the flood, thank you. |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1603 |
Did you think we'd have legs after 40 days and 40 nights? |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1604 |
After seeing the big cats and bears, we've decided to leave and take our chances in the water. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1605 |
My wife is allergic to cats |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1606 |
You know we don't consider a flood a bad thing? |
1.2409 |
0.04459 |
137 |
110 |
21 |
6 |
1607 |
Are you serious? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1608 |
NO EXCEPTIONS ...is this really necessary? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1609 |
Just toss us overboard when the water comes up. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1610 |
Really? … Really? |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1611 |
Now i've seen everything |
1.2407 |
0.05715 |
108 |
91 |
8 |
9 |
1612 |
How else were we supposed to get here, swimming?? |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1613 |
Red fish? Blue fish? Never heard of them. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1614 |
We’re gonna have to just swim along behind you. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1615 |
Bro, we die in boats. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1616 |
Can you direct us to the pool on the lido deck? |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1617 |
The menu will be vegan, right? |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1618 |
One fish, two fish soon to be dead fish |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1619 |
But no, listen to us, this really isn't necessary. |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1620 |
Because you always ignore the fine print, Harry! Have you at least taken out travel cancellation insurance?! |
1.2403 |
0.04769 |
129 |
105 |
17 |
7 |
1621 |
The Flood is nothing compared to fish politics right now. We’re seeking asylum. |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1622 |
I’m Noah. Poseidon has a trident. |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1623 |
Please toss us back. We can handle a flood. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1624 |
If it is all the same to you Noah, we will just swim behind the Ark |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1625 |
Five loaves and we’re ready to feed the 5,000. |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1626 |
I'm Moses,not Noah |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1627 |
No thanks, we'll take our chances in the rain |
1.2397 |
0.04549 |
121 |
96 |
21 |
4 |
1628 |
And I thought Kevin Hart was our top comedian. |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1629 |
But fish goes well with Ham. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1630 |
The accommodations aren’t up to our standards, so we’ll risk the flood. |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1631 |
Seriously? A big deal over a flood? |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1632 |
You've heard about fish out of water, haven't you? |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1633 |
I dunno, man. I really feel like we’re going to be better off outside the boat. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1634 |
And if you throw me back I will grant you three fishes, I mean wishes. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1635 |
Thanks for thinking of us, but we’re actually looking forward to the flood. We think we might do some traveling, visit some places we weren’t able to see. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1636 |
Which way is upstream? |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1637 |
Stop your bitching, there will be plenty of water soon enough |
1.2393 |
0.04485 |
117 |
92 |
22 |
3 |
1638 |
We understand the assignment, but, full disclosure: I have ED and she’s menopausal. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1639 |
Flood you say? Thanks, but we're good. |
1.2391 |
0.04056 |
138 |
108 |
27 |
3 |
1640 |
I have been trying to explain that the difference between freshwater and saltwater is not trivial, and we’re feeling a little overlooked in this situation |
1.2391 |
0.04430 |
138 |
111 |
21 |
6 |
1641 |
Just take the eggs, you're really tight for space. |
1.2390 |
0.04228 |
159 |
129 |
22 |
8 |
1642 |
Any plankton couples checking in too? |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1643 |
If you think we’re swimming around in that water you’re out of your mind, old-timer. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1644 |
We thought you'd foresee ADL requirements. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1645 |
Like we're going to drown, nitwit? |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
1646 |
No, it doesn't need an aquarium. How are you still not getting this? |
1.2388 |
0.04391 |
134 |
107 |
22 |
5 |
1647 |
For Christ's sake, man: Think. |
1.2388 |
0.04989 |
134 |
112 |
12 |
10 |
1648 |
Seriously? It's a flood! We're fish! So who else is on the menu? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1649 |
Noah, put us back in the water! |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1650 |
I don’t care who he says he is, he just let two grizzlies in the back, and I’ll be damned if I’m getting on! |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1651 |
Hey buddy where's the pool? |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
1652 |
Something’s fishy about this plan. |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1653 |
Leave us IN the water for godsakes! |
1.2385 |
0.04202 |
130 |
102 |
25 |
3 |
1654 |
If we're not getting saved, I guess we're on the menu. |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1655 |
I'm not sure you've completely thought this through. |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1656 |
We need a tank with proper PH and temperature between 72F and 76F. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1657 |
So you're telling us,we stayed in that thing for 371 days just to get to land? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1658 |
Just because the Lions said we belong on land doesn't mean we really do. |
1.2381 |
0.04019 |
147 |
116 |
27 |
4 |
1659 |
We just go with the flow. |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1660 |
The unicorns couldn’t make it, so they gave us their tickets. |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
1661 |
Just say it. You’re picturing us on a bagel. |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1662 |
Actually, we’ll get our own ride. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1663 |
Noah, you're killing me! |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
1664 |
We’re not getting on this boat unless you swear you’re not a pescatarian! |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1665 |
Dude, we’re gonna need a workaround for this onboarding. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1666 |
We’re not survivors. We’re his dinner.” |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1667 |
Wow, we fell for this ark thing hook, line and sinker! |
1.2377 |
0.05212 |
122 |
102 |
11 |
9 |
1668 |
This is out of our comfort zone. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1669 |
Unless you have an Ocean View Stateroom with a bowl, well swim. |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1670 |
Pretty sure we got this without your "help". |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1671 |
We're diversity hires. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1672 |
We’re about full..but if you want to climb the ladder to the top deck you can ride in the mop bucket. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1673 |
Kind of ironic, a biblical character forcing the whole evolution thing. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1674 |
Guys, you are off the hook. Now go fetch your big brothers, we have a lot of people to feed! |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1675 |
So, you’re telling us it’s all fake news? |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1676 |
And besides that, we are both males, Genius. |
1.2372 |
0.04558 |
156 |
130 |
15 |
11 |
1677 |
So it’s okay to turn water into wine but it’s not okay to drink it?! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1678 |
Don’t worry, we have a couple’s therapist on board. |
1.2370 |
0.04233 |
135 |
107 |
24 |
4 |
1679 |
I don't give a hoot about your revelation that the ADA will pass in approximately 2490 years. Give us some damn access! |
1.2370 |
0.04727 |
135 |
111 |
16 |
8 |
1680 |
All that water, and you put us on a boat!! |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1681 |
Ark's full! They'll drop us a line whenever. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1682 |
Dude, we got this. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1683 |
We're getting a little hungry—do you know if the herrings have checked in yet? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1684 |
Look pal, we just go where the angelfish sayeth. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1685 |
But we won't need a round trip ticket. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1686 |
We heard what's gonna happen on Fridays during Lent. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1687 |
A little water isn't the end of the world. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1688 |
He looks good for 600 years old. Could it be the fish diet? |
1.2368 |
0.04370 |
114 |
89 |
23 |
2 |
1689 |
Last on, first off. |
1.2366 |
0.04174 |
131 |
103 |
25 |
3 |
1690 |
Did you catch us by hook or by crook? |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1691 |
We said “Shark!” not “Arc!” |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1692 |
Noah, the fishing scrolls clearly stateth if we're not longer than a cubit you have to throw us back! |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
1693 |
...and why should we get on this thing? |
1.2366 |
0.04174 |
131 |
103 |
25 |
3 |
1694 |
Four-quenelle!! He's going to pound us into four quenelle." |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1695 |
How about we agree to meet up with you later? |
1.2365 |
0.04219 |
148 |
119 |
23 |
6 |
1696 |
I'd love to join you, but I'd feel like a fish out of water." |
1.2364 |
0.04460 |
110 |
86 |
22 |
2 |
1697 |
It doesn't make sense to us either, but orders are orders. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1698 |
No way! Bagels and cream cheese haven’t been invented yet. |
1.2362 |
0.04803 |
127 |
104 |
16 |
7 |
1699 |
But we weren't finished with spawning. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1700 |
We’ll take the suite next to the worms. |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
1701 |
We heard you were building a can of sardines. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1702 |
Tell Him thanks, but no thanks. |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1703 |
Explain to us what we’re supposed to be afraid of again. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1704 |
I'm pretty sure 'land' was implied. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1705 |
"So, let me get this straight--first you save us, then you eat us?" |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1706 |
You must be looking for the Sea of Galilee. This is Mount Ararat. |
1.2358 |
0.05043 |
123 |
102 |
13 |
8 |
1707 |
Fish Lives Matter! |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1708 |
We appreciate the invitation, but there is flood coming so we respectfully decline.” |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1709 |
That eel is a bit bendy |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
1710 |
Getting concerned, when does the flood start? |
1.2358 |
0.05043 |
123 |
102 |
13 |
8 |
1711 |
Can’t you see that staying for the Great Flood would’ve been like a free trip to Disney World? |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
1712 |
All in all, we'd rather be in the water. |
1.2353 |
0.05604 |
102 |
85 |
10 |
7 |
1713 |
You seem to be unclear on the concept |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1714 |
Are we headed up stream |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1715 |
Noah, please. There must be a carve-out for aquatic, gill-bearing vertebrates. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1716 |
We'd like to protest you lack of inclusion of what you call "bottom feeders". |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1717 |
You see this is what happens when you let upper management get involved. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1718 |
Didn’t think this one through, did they? |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1719 |
Why did you load two boxes of frozen french fries? |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1720 |
Getting back to my original question, which species is this supposed to save again? |
1.2348 |
0.04793 |
132 |
109 |
15 |
8 |
1721 |
Moses, you're taking this do-gooder thing too far - not all of us need rescuing. |
1.2348 |
0.04793 |
132 |
109 |
15 |
8 |
1722 |
Are you sure this is necessary? Seriously, we can just meet you there. |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1723 |
So what's the menu for dinner? |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1724 |
She's not my type. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1725 |
No thanks. We’ll go it on our own. |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1726 |
Come to think of it, maybe we should have stayed where we were. |
1.2345 |
0.04154 |
145 |
116 |
24 |
5 |
1727 |
Quite a quandry |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1728 |
We were in the middle of evolving when we heard about it. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1729 |
Seriously Noah, whose bright idea was it to have fish board the boat? |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1730 |
Is there any water in this thing? |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1731 |
Your business model could use some tweaking. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1732 |
It just so happens we like our chances on a planet covered in water. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
1733 |
Fishcrimination! |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1734 |
We'd at least like to have been invited. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
1735 |
Do you realize that I’m pink and she is chinook?.. |
1.2340 |
0.04573 |
141 |
116 |
17 |
8 |
1736 |
You said two by two! Don’t be homophobic! |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
1737 |
It would appear you did not think this through... |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
1738 |
Uh, yes, we were invited by the grizzly bear couple? |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1739 |
But we’ll be invited to your pool party come the Great Drought, right? |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1740 |
Well l guess Lox is an ok name for the kids. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1741 |
She doesn’t want anything to do with me |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1742 |
We were doing just fine until your evangelical ass started meddling. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1743 |
I hear these things are like Petri dishes. Let’s take our chances with the flood. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1744 |
Thank you, but we'll take our chances. |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
1745 |
Three words Noah: Coals to Newcastle |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1746 |
We'd rather stay. |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1747 |
The swim was no picnic, and now a ramp |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1748 |
Does our room come with a water bed? |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1749 |
Is this trip really necessary? |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1750 |
We just heard that it's fish fry Friday. |
1.2331 |
0.04639 |
133 |
109 |
17 |
7 |
1751 |
we’ll pass |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1752 |
We'd like an en-suite with a jacuzzi." |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1753 |
All the fish in the sea, and you choose my ex. |
1.2330 |
0.05887 |
103 |
88 |
6 |
9 |
1754 |
Are you the guy to see about getting a refund? |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1755 |
There is something you don’t understand about fish. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1756 |
Upriver? We're taking the Genesis 6:13 to Mt. Ararat! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1757 |
Is the bilge available? |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1758 |
We're good. We'll just met up when you dock. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1759 |
I'm pretty sure God was talking about land animals. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1760 |
Can't stay. Spawning sprint starts this afternoon. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1761 |
Damn, this is your salmon ladder? |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1762 |
Good heart, but not the brightest guy! |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1763 |
What is the guarantee we won't be on the menu tomorrow |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1764 |
Noah, take a moment and just listen to yourself, m’kay? |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1765 |
I assume there is a pool at this hotel? |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1766 |
You could have left us in the flood. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1767 |
As your plan evolves, we'd like to be part of it. |
1.2326 |
0.04472 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
1768 |
The cruise sounds great,except for the part about the sushi bar. |
1.2326 |
0.04861 |
129 |
107 |
14 |
8 |
1769 |
Is this going to be a trip upstream? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1770 |
For the last time, we won't share a cabin with the grizzlies. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1771 |
You’re carrying this “save all living creatures from the flood” thing too far. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1772 |
Oops, wrong fish ladder. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1773 |
We're glad you've reached God's limit on salmon, but we're the Steelheads. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1774 |
We would have enjoyed the flood. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1775 |
The octopuses aren't too happy either. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1776 |
No? You're going to need us for WHAT?! |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1777 |
Just make sure you don't put us near the two bears." |
1.2320 |
0.04117 |
125 |
98 |
25 |
2 |
1778 |
We shouldn’t have dropped out of school. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1779 |
And you thought that this would be a good idea!!! |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1780 |
Yeah, I think we can ride this out |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1781 |
Of all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with my crabby stepsister? |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1782 |
The Vibe in there is too wild for our taste |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1783 |
‘We always fancied a cruise vacation’ |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1784 |
Thanks for the ride. How did you force the birds to get here, by plane? |
1.2315 |
0.05361 |
108 |
90 |
11 |
7 |
1785 |
Which is it this time? Flooding us? Parting us? Walking on us? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1786 |
One last chance: In or Out? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1787 |
You didn't tell us this would be a rideshare. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1788 |
You DO realize that we don’t need this free ride? |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1789 |
We'll be fine, we're sardines. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1790 |
We were hoping you’d tell people to give up fishing for lent. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1791 |
We need a cabin with a large tub. |
1.2313 |
0.04484 |
134 |
109 |
19 |
6 |
1792 |
But what if we evolve during the flood? |
1.2313 |
0.03988 |
147 |
117 |
26 |
4 |
1793 |
Why did you ignore our request to be towed? |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1794 |
You're asking us to move into a tenement when we're about to get a mansion. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1795 |
Yeah,I think we’ll be ok. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1796 |
Sorry, we’re early. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1797 |
We reserved a single, king bed, in the non-grizzly section. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1798 |
Who are you to say we don't fit the definition of 'every beast, fowl and any other living thing that creepeth upon the earth?'" |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
1799 |
Water? We don’t know anything about that! |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1800 |
As I've explained to many of your compatriots, we have water on board and all my crew are vegetarians. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1801 |
It's okay. We like the rain. |
1.2308 |
0.04573 |
130 |
106 |
18 |
6 |
1802 |
We were doing just fine without you, thank you very uch |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1803 |
Roe count. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1804 |
It sounds great, except for the all-you-can-eat buffet |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1805 |
We're outta' here. We've got options. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1806 |
We specifically booked a stateroom on the pool deck. |
1.2303 |
0.04012 |
152 |
122 |
25 |
5 |
1807 |
So what, we're just bait to you? |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1808 |
Okay, but we better have a big role in the second half of the book. |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
1809 |
Now, let me get this straight… |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1810 |
Hey, Noah, I'd like to get some of that water back about now! |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
1811 |
Your kind will feel out of place for centuries to come. |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1812 |
Before we board be honest, are Lox on tonight's menu or no? |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
1813 |
Sure we’re strong swimmers, but a free ride’s a free ride |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1814 |
Go part the waters’ Moses, I mean Noah. |
1.2301 |
0.05184 |
113 |
94 |
12 |
7 |
1815 |
Hi! I'm Noah and I will be your cruise director. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1816 |
Can we speak to the manager? It smells like a zoo in there |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1817 |
Take me to the river Put me in the water |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1818 |
Thanks for thinking of us. But we prefer to stay in the water.. . |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1819 |
Rain, Noah. What were you thinking? |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1820 |
We can swim! But we have to go because something called Bagels? |
1.2300 |
0.05660 |
100 |
84 |
9 |
7 |
1821 |
Should we trail behind, or do you have a wet-room for us? |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1822 |
Seriously, you didn't think to bring a female? |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
1823 |
Can we at least go on the wait list? |
1.2296 |
0.04198 |
135 |
108 |
23 |
4 |
1824 |
We came to get multiplied - let us know if we are in the wrong testament. |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
1825 |
So we have to? |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1826 |
What about goldfish? and catfish? and rainbow trout? and neon tetras? and amberjack? and anchovies? I don't think you've really thought this through." |
1.2295 |
0.05045 |
122 |
102 |
12 |
8 |
1827 |
We’ll need a small leak in the bottom of the ark. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1828 |
We are trying to evolve |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1829 |
Look, we're not gonna' need your crappy boat. |
1.2295 |
0.04909 |
122 |
101 |
14 |
7 |
1830 |
Of course we CAN swim but everyone else gets a ride |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
1831 |
„I am more of an atheist“ |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1832 |
Go talk to the bears. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1833 |
No we will not do a gender reveal. |
1.2294 |
0.05316 |
109 |
91 |
11 |
7 |
1834 |
These accommodations aren’t exactly what we were promised. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1835 |
Actually, you guys probably don’t need to get in… |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1836 |
Holy mackerel, Noah! Check the list again. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1837 |
Friday again? |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1838 |
We need to mate before you eat us. |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1839 |
One was nabbed by hook, the other, well, by crook. |
1.2290 |
0.04411 |
131 |
106 |
20 |
5 |
1840 |
2 of every land animal you fool! |
1.2290 |
0.04411 |
131 |
106 |
20 |
5 |
1841 |
Uh, no thanks, we already have flood insurance. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1842 |
Our travel agent promised us a waterbed. |
1.2288 |
0.04066 |
118 |
92 |
25 |
1 |
1843 |
Hmmm...Grouper or Groupier? |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1844 |
And another thing, if things start going south we can turn into lotsa bread. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1845 |
Hey, uh...we could use a little of that water out there. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1846 |
This fable has no legs. |
1.2288 |
0.04066 |
118 |
92 |
25 |
1 |
1847 |
Out of water, eh? Us too, pal. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1848 |
There’s plenty more where we came from. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1849 |
“Believe us, your descendants will want us with a schmear.” |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1850 |
Honestly Noah, this ends better for you and us if we meet you there. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1851 |
Why can't more than two worms go on a cruise with us? |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1852 |
What? No pool deck? |
1.2286 |
0.04334 |
105 |
82 |
22 |
1 |
1853 |
It seems a bit of an oxymoron, don't you think? |
1.2283 |
0.04897 |
127 |
106 |
13 |
8 |
1854 |
We're not just fish, we're talking fish. |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1855 |
We can swim on the port side. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1856 |
The ocean is our ark, bro! |
1.2281 |
0.04323 |
114 |
90 |
22 |
2 |
1857 |
Are you joking? We're in a tank next to the bears! |
1.2281 |
0.04323 |
114 |
90 |
22 |
2 |
1858 |
Yes...we can swim. We just want to go along for the ride. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1859 |
Are you nuts? We want the water! |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1860 |
But she's my sister. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
1861 |
We thought we were invited! You took the lobsters…. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
1862 |
We're trying to grow legs. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
1863 |
Sorry we’re late. We didn’t want to come. |
1.2279 |
0.04299 |
136 |
110 |
21 |
5 |
1864 |
A flood’s no threat to us — you’re thinking dinner. |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
1865 |
Would it kill yah to put in a ladder? |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1866 |
Seriously dude? |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1867 |
We would rather just swim |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1868 |
Guests? On the menu? |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1869 |
Spawn of satan?!? You’re the one put the fish ladder here! |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1870 |
It's two fish. We get that a lot |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1871 |
You know I hate cruises! |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
1872 |
I'm a she not a he, she's a he not a she. |
1.2273 |
0.04511 |
132 |
108 |
18 |
6 |
1873 |
En suite is a must |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1874 |
Great, but we're telling you the Lord did not sayeth to gather the animals tuna by tuna. |
1.2273 |
0.04511 |
132 |
108 |
18 |
6 |
1875 |
We’re assuming you have a pool? |
1.2273 |
0.04246 |
132 |
106 |
22 |
4 |
1876 |
What school did you go to, Sparky? |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1877 |
OK, I’ll go, but I’m spawning when I’m doggone good and ready. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1878 |
Do you expect a thank you for saving us from water? |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1879 |
Heard of hypoxic blackwater? |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1880 |
We’d like to see your DEI coordinator. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1881 |
On second thought,we’ve decided to take our chances. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1882 |
What do you mean, just birds and animals? |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1883 |
It's a freshwater tank. We need salt water. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1884 |
You wanna tell him? |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1885 |
Where's Nemo? |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1886 |
You know, if the whole world floods, that’s totally fine with us. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1887 |
Why are you taking us? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1888 |
I'll give you a thousand to one you can't feed the crowd. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1889 |
Oh, great! We just evolved. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1890 |
Thanks for offering the ride, but we'll be fine. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1891 |
No, a water bed is not like a seabed! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1892 |
No, Nova and Gravlax are not the same |
1.2267 |
0.04551 |
150 |
126 |
14 |
10 |
1893 |
Yeah, and when the drought comes we'll build you a water tank. |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1894 |
Pity we only had to use both of the worms to catch them |
1.2266 |
0.04734 |
128 |
106 |
15 |
7 |
1895 |
Thanks for the offer but we'll just follow along behind. |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
1896 |
I don't care what He said. We do NOT creepeth upon the Earth. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1897 |
I wouldn't be caught dead spawning in there. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1898 |
🎶🎶Take me to the river... Drop me in the water 🎶🎶 |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1899 |
Interesting story, you’ll be in tomorrow’s newspaper. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1900 |
We'll take our chances with the swim. The odds are better. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1901 |
Can we have a word with you about evolution? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1902 |
Don't worry, Darwin said the feet will come soon. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1903 |
Thanks, man, but after some thought we’re more the flood type. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1904 |
Hey bub, 'fish out of water' is not a species!.... |
1.2263 |
0.04633 |
137 |
114 |
15 |
8 |
1905 |
We're happy to join you, but are we able to freeze our eggs too? |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1906 |
We choose to sit this one out. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1907 |
What have bears ever done for society? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1908 |
No,no! We're supposed to be in the New Testament-next to the loaves! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1909 |
Don't look at me. He ate the loaves. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1910 |
For heaven's sake, we could have just followed you. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1911 |
We identify as chimps. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1912 |
We requested an isle seat. |
1.2258 |
0.04557 |
124 |
101 |
18 |
5 |
1913 |
I don't know about this, Noah - we typically only book with airbnb super hosts. |
1.2258 |
0.04837 |
124 |
103 |
14 |
7 |
1914 |
BILGE,PLEASE |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
1915 |
The Alabama Supreme Court ruled us not worth the trouble. |
1.2256 |
0.04081 |
133 |
106 |
24 |
3 |
1916 |
we too like to enter the elite swingers club |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
1917 |
I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1918 |
He didn't say anything about " fish of the sea" so throw us back now! |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1919 |
I hear there’s a storm coming. How about we just stay outside? |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1920 |
Are you sure about this? |
1.2252 |
0.04183 |
111 |
87 |
23 |
1 |
1921 |
No need. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1922 |
Pretty sure "to keep them alive with thee" was not to be taken literally... |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1923 |
Ah, thanks, but no thanks. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1924 |
But the water will be on the outside! |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1925 |
‘I felt like a fish out of water the whole time.’ |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1926 |
Salmon ladder. Salmon gangplank. It’s all good. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1927 |
We'd like the bubble suite. |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1928 |
what do you mean ‘you’ll be great with potatoes’? |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1929 |
Will this trip be less than three days? |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1930 |
Time to sail the Pisces, eh Noah?! |
1.2248 |
0.04827 |
129 |
108 |
13 |
8 |
1931 |
We’re big sea life influencers, so this trip is free, right? |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
1932 |
Trust me. You guys will be fine. |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
1933 |
No,really I think we’ll be fine. |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
1934 |
HEY, NOAH!!! Didn't you realize we were OK with a FLOOD??? |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
1935 |
Water! We need water! |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1936 |
Well, Noah, scratch that plan. Apparently Marge here wants to be UNDER the ark instead of IN it. Yeah, I don't get it either, but as they say, happy wife happy life!" (How early salmon narrowly escaped extinction |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
1937 |
Your people are gonna need lox. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1938 |
You could've just left us in the water... |
1.2243 |
0.05525 |
107 |
91 |
8 |
8 |
1939 |
God told you to build an ark, and he told me we should leave without the bears. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1940 |
I don't care who told you, we aren't going in there. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1941 |
This sea isn't due to be parted for another 2000 years! |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1942 |
We’re both males. Can’t you tell? |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1943 |
Can you remind me who thought this was a good idea? |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1944 |
I think I’ll take my chances out there |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1945 |
See, dear. I told you we were early. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1946 |
We haven’t had legs for 4,000,000 years, ya know… |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1947 |
Okay, but what about Fridays? |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1948 |
Where do we spawn? |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1949 |
But we checked the opt-out box! |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1950 |
How about all our in vitro embryos? |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1951 |
You just had to binge Game of Thrones before finishing the ark, didn't you? |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1952 |
Toilet’s clogged. |
1.2241 |
0.05061 |
116 |
97 |
12 |
7 |
1953 |
How come the unicorns got the better rooms? |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1954 |
On the last ark, there was a salmon LADDER. |
1.2240 |
0.04230 |
125 |
100 |
22 |
3 |
1955 |
I guess this is what they call fish out water! |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1956 |
I think we'll take our chances with the water. |
1.2239 |
0.03913 |
134 |
106 |
26 |
2 |
1957 |
Sorry No, I'll take my chances with the Flood... |
1.2239 |
0.04574 |
134 |
111 |
16 |
7 |
1958 |
Last question, are you guys Catholic? |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1959 |
Seriously,Noah? Let’s think this through, shall we? |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1960 |
Can we get an Ocean View? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1961 |
Define perishable items |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1962 |
No, seriously! The unicorns said we could take their place! |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1963 |
just dont let the chinese anyway near us |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1964 |
So now, we're just suppose to swim? What about the drink package we paid for? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1965 |
They’re gonna name a bagel shop after you, and it won’t be the same without us! |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
1966 |
But two bears means *no* fish... |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1967 |
Yeah sure, but we identify as monkeys. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1968 |
Would you believe we're tonites entree? |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1969 |
After a long cruise, Captain Noah is glad to be done with Sam and Ella |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1970 |
We feel a bit like fish out of water in this ark. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1971 |
What do you mean you won’t be heading upstream? |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1972 |
I thought this cruise was advertised as Noah's Aquarium |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1973 |
We're on the list. 'Mr. and Mrs. Unicorn.' |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1974 |
I don't want to get a reputation as a complainer, but with all those guests you had, after three days it really started to stink. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1975 |
Carp should only be used as a noun. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1976 |
A ramp with no railings?! |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1977 |
No we don't know when it's gonna rain. We're outta water! |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1978 |
We need to talk about Friday dinner. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1979 |
This isn’t going to work for us, and frankly, we question if it’s even necessary. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1980 |
We’ll need separate accommodations. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1981 |
Your concept is fundamentally sound, Noah; but all we are suggesting is a few little tweaks. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1982 |
She has a gluten allergy. |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
1983 |
Where should we go? The fresh water is going to get too salty, and the salt water is going to get too fresh! |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1984 |
It's a flood, not a drought. OK? |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1985 |
You shoulda said there'd be bagels and schmear on this ark! |
1.2231 |
0.04538 |
130 |
107 |
17 |
6 |
1986 |
Two of everything. Look it up. |
1.2231 |
0.04125 |
130 |
104 |
23 |
3 |
1987 |
Does the word "flood" not mean anything to you?? |
1.2231 |
0.04667 |
130 |
108 |
15 |
7 |
1988 |
Ah, Noah, babe? It seems you've violated the Ancients with Disabilities Act - your giraffes and elephants get up this thing fine. Us? Either get with the times or carry us on. |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1989 |
Or swim along, your choice. |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
1990 |
We just saw your Friday dinner menu, no thanks, happy tidings,Cap'n. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1991 |
This time he’s definitely gonna do it, Bobby |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1992 |
Now tell us again who told you to do this. |
1.2222 |
0.04492 |
126 |
103 |
18 |
5 |
1993 |
Your intentions may be good, but I've come to believe that when Man tries to interfere with the natural order, it rarely turns out right. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1994 |
You can’t be the guy that feeds us to thousands. There’s no one else here. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1995 |
Will we have a shark-free pool? |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
1996 |
Can't help notice that lox is scheduled for brunch. Anyone we know? |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1997 |
Yes, we heard the forecast calls for rain. And no, we don't care. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1998 |
Forget about us. Save the Unicorns |
1.2222 |
0.04543 |
135 |
112 |
16 |
7 |
1999 |
Gee, thanks, but we'll pass. |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
2000 |
We are hoping for a leaky boat. |
1.2222 |
0.04873 |
117 |
97 |
14 |
6 |
2001 |
We'd prefer to stay back in the deluge! |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2002 |
I’ll take me chances swimming up stream if you don’t mind. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
2003 |
Thank you for the ramp, but it is not the only accomodation we require. |
1.2222 |
0.04492 |
126 |
103 |
18 |
5 |
2004 |
We don't have to do this, I'm sure the readers of your book won't think every story is literal. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
2005 |
Thanks for the ride |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
2006 |
a n a d r o m o u s, look it up. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
2007 |
We heard you invited cats? |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
2008 |
Our room's damp. |
1.2222 |
0.04200 |
126 |
101 |
22 |
3 |
2009 |
Jeez Noah, even you’ve gotta choose science over religion sometimes. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
2010 |
Now get us some legs! |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
2011 |
A flood is no problem for *us*, you landlubber! |
1.2222 |
0.04873 |
117 |
97 |
14 |
6 |
2012 |
Great, now the ark’s gonna have that fish smell |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
2013 |
And you'll be homeschooled." |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2014 |
Do bears really need to come along as well? |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2015 |
Did it occur to you we don’t need to be saved from a flood? |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
2016 |
We are in a hurry! Is this boat sailing with or against the current? |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
2017 |
And the Lord said unto Noah “let them be fish, let them board; however, this is wherest thine expression ‘fish out of water’ shall come from” |
1.2222 |
0.05663 |
99 |
84 |
8 |
7 |
2018 |
Yeah! Didn't really think this whole thing through, did you?! |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
2019 |
We ate the loaves. |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
2020 |
How fast can YOU swim, buddy? |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
2021 |
We were promised a balcony room. |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
2022 |
The potential flood situation, like our legs, continues to evolve. |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
2023 |
Oy, swimming upstream to spawn is so tough! Mind if we hitch a ride with you? |
1.2213 |
0.03949 |
122 |
96 |
25 |
1 |
2024 |
Hey, you never said anything about boarding without water. We’re thirsty! |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
2025 |
We’re getting off with all the bagel orders. |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
2026 |
No, we're fine |
1.2212 |
0.04119 |
113 |
89 |
23 |
1 |
2027 |
I need to speak to your manager! |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
2028 |
I appreciate the ride, but we both prefer to swim along the side of your Ark." |
1.2212 |
0.05294 |
113 |
96 |
9 |
8 |
2029 |
Oh bugger, the rain has stopped |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
2030 |
This is an awful lot of pressure..we are used to hanging out with the school. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
2031 |
Hey, it makes no sense to me either. I’m just following orders. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
2032 |
I've seen better fish ladders on dams |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
2033 |
Before we board, are we 'bass' like ass or 'bass' like base? |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
2034 |
Is it OK if we just tag along? |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
2035 |
So you thought we'd be better off on a landlocked desert mountain than where we were? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
2036 |
Oh great, when we get back everyone will assume I had work done. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
2037 |
Explain to me how you convinced my husband this is a “once in a lifetime” opportunity. |
1.2212 |
0.05142 |
113 |
95 |
11 |
7 |
2038 |
I’m sorry Noah, we’re not going, we’ve been dreaming about this flood all our lives. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
2039 |
Je ne comprends pas l'aramaic. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
2040 |
Remind me again why we should trust this guy? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
2041 |
Excuse me, Mr. Moses, which way to the water? |
1.2212 |
0.04312 |
104 |
82 |
21 |
1 |
2042 |
Is this the beginning or the end? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
2043 |
We were doing just fine before! |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
2044 |
Thanks, but that all sounds like heaven on earth |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
2045 |
We helped roe the boat! |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
2046 |
Don't think of it as extortion. Think of is as a Safety Afloat Insurance Policy. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
2047 |
Dammit, put us bCk in the water! A world wide flood won’t hurt us! |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
2048 |
But we are swimmers! |
1.2207 |
0.03972 |
145 |
117 |
24 |
4 |
2049 |
Not that it matters at this point, but it so happens that we're both female. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
2050 |
Noah, you well-meaning schmuck, haven’t you noticed we actually live in the stuff? |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
2051 |
We were hoping for something on an upper floor away from the cats. |
1.2205 |
0.04732 |
127 |
106 |
14 |
7 |
2052 |
We forgot the loaves |
1.2205 |
0.04017 |
127 |
101 |
24 |
2 |
2053 |
So the minute we start crawling out of the water, this happens - and you're telling me it's coincidence?! |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
2054 |
Thanks, but we didn't need the ride. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
2055 |
Noah inadvertently invents the first fish ladder. |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
2056 |
And then the Lord said, "You will be rewarded with a Great Flood." |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
2057 |
We need treated distilled hypoallergenic non-chlorine 75 Fahrenheit water, a full insurance plan holding you liable for anything that happens to us, and separate health insurance with an included medical plan before we board |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
2058 |
There's too many fish in the sea. |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
2059 |
Did anyone mention that we are FISH ? |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
2060 |
Got it, the saltwater pool is on the Lido deck and the freshwater pool is on the Fiesta deck. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
2061 |
Going up or down? |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
2062 |
Your ad said you need help with the two seals. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
2063 |
This is awkward. I am salt and you are fresh! |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
2064 |
We asked for seats in the bilge. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
2065 |
Let us on and we’ll teach you about lox |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
2066 |
40 days and 40 nights on 2 worms ? |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
2067 |
Brace yourself… |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2068 |
Honestly, I think we’ve been catfished here |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2069 |
I don’t mean to tell you how to do your business, but theres no way the two of us can feed all these people |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2070 |
There is no tartar sauce onboard , right? |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
2071 |
No caviar on this cruise, buddy! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2072 |
Really, Noah? It's a flood!!! |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
2073 |
Do the amenities include a swimming pool? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2074 |
We appreciate the invitation but feel like fish out of water. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
2075 |
Next time we'll tailgate. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
2076 |
We were told it would be Salmon accessible. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
2077 |
*I'll have what she's having" |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
2078 |
Come on! You will be forever famous for "A fish out of water". |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2079 |
Tune your own damn piano... |
1.2197 |
0.04475 |
132 |
109 |
17 |
6 |
2080 |
Sure. He hears God- but c’mon! Unclear on the concept! |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
2081 |
We swim upSTREAM to spawn! |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
2082 |
You’re Moses. Fake news! |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
2083 |
We heard it was ride or die |
1.2195 |
0.04088 |
123 |
98 |
23 |
2 |
2084 |
I hope I’m your type. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
2085 |
Raincheck? |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
2086 |
Do you serve fish on Friday? |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
2087 |
Putting us on the boat isn't going to save us. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
2088 |
Did you think you could save us from drowning? |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
2089 |
I don’t really think you thought this through. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
2090 |
Nice planning, Dork. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
2091 |
OSHA will hear about this. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
2092 |
So God picks the guy who flunked ichthyology?! |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
2093 |
You should have checked with Match.com |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
2094 |
We identify as bears |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2095 |
Thanks,God,for reminding him about the fish ladder! |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
2096 |
But, a bear told us… oh. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2097 |
I Don't Get No Respect! |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2098 |
Which way is the pool? |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2099 |
Can we get a ride upstream? |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2100 |
'Run' is a metaphor, you know. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2101 |
We said No. Ah.... God. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2102 |
So you said Solomon ? |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2103 |
we swiim solo |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2104 |
Explain the word flood again? |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
2105 |
She says to give you zero stars. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2106 |
Google WILL be hearing about our stay. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2107 |
So, I told him it was optional, no need for us to worry over a flood, but no, he said everyone else was coming. Do you have a tank? |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
2108 |
We demand onboard accommodation. |
1.2185 |
0.04944 |
119 |
100 |
12 |
7 |
2109 |
It’s a cruise for couples but if it doesn’t work out, there are many more of you out there. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
2110 |
Come join us, we're all fish out of water. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
2111 |
Why are you here, Moses? This isn’t your chapter.” |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
2112 |
We're brothers! |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2113 |
You know, this trip really was rather superfluous. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2114 |
Sure we CAN swim, but I don't see how that's relevant |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
2115 |
Oh…we were farm-raised. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2116 |
Sorry Noah, but with two grizzly bears on board, we'll take our chances with the flood. |
1.2182 |
0.05227 |
110 |
93 |
10 |
7 |
2117 |
If you get hungry, dinosaur meat tastes amazing. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2118 |
It’s water under the bridge |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2119 |
We don’t understand WHAT? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2120 |
Just keep us away from the two bears and we'll be fine |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
2121 |
We’ll be packed in there like sardines, Noah. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2122 |
NO! We asked for an in-water suite, not a waterside suite. |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
2123 |
what happened to “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”?! |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
2124 |
Does the carpet match the drapes? |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
110 |
17 |
6 |
2125 |
I really think we'd be better off meeting you there." |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
2126 |
So...you got, like, a fish tank on here, or...? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
2127 |
Hard to breathe. Three stars. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2128 |
How come there's no pool? |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2129 |
How about just she goes with you? I'll take my chances. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
2130 |
Hey, we were promised all-inclusive with an ocean view! |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2131 |
It's a flood, Martha! We don't need saving! Noah here has just conned you into volunteering for the seafood buffet! |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
2132 |
We prefer to be called Chum. Dog Salmon isn't used anymore. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
2133 |
Just for the first few days, only until you can get us out of this damned dead sea. |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
2134 |
Are you leaving us high and dry? |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
2135 |
How many pairs of worms ya got? |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
2136 |
No deal, we'll take our chances in the flood |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
2137 |
Have the bagels and schemer already showed up? |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
2138 |
We got here a bit early. Do you have some water we can swim in? |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
2139 |
Next you’ll be saving ducks from the pond |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
2140 |
Why would we want to get on your crowded boat when pretty soon we're gonna have the world's largest swimming pool to ourselves? |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
2141 |
We’re aquatic, you idiot. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
2142 |
So where is this luxury Koi pond? Margaret, I think we've been victims of a bait and switch scam |
1.2174 |
0.05747 |
92 |
78 |
8 |
6 |
2143 |
Explain one more time why we need to get on this thing? |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
2144 |
No, really dude, we'll be fine out here. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2145 |
This isn't going to work. |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
2146 |
Hey genius, you realize we can swim right? |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
2147 |
Hey, you can't just leave us here now that the flood has subsided. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
2148 |
We just need a ride to the Caribbean and we'll be outta your hair. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
2149 |
But the website didn’t say fish weren’t allowed on! |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
2150 |
Nice try -- we don't have a standby list. Now, get back to school! |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
2151 |
Make The Flood Great Again. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
2152 |
You’re dropping us off here? |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
2153 |
You promised us there would be water beds. |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
2154 |
We're atheists now. |
1.2170 |
0.04240 |
106 |
84 |
21 |
1 |
2155 |
“Look, we know you say a flood is coming but if you haven’t noticed we’re stuck in a dang desert so how about letting us on?” |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2156 |
Quit your carping and get aboard. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2157 |
Can you please find us a spot away from the piscivores? |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2158 |
We’re on the menu? |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2159 |
We’re dying to use the pool! |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
2160 |
The doves report to us as reconnaissance co-chairs, and we have a deal. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2161 |
If he doesn’t put us in water quickly, Jesus will never be able to multiply the fishes along with the loaves. |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
2162 |
I said a fish ladder not a ramp! |
1.2167 |
0.04131 |
120 |
96 |
22 |
2 |
2163 |
I ordered pumpernickel. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2164 |
Winnie, let’s take a moment to think. Why would we be afraid of a flood? Forty days and forty nights surrounded by water? So what else is new? |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
2165 |
She said we're "swimmers", not sinners. |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
2166 |
Which one of you sings |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2167 |
Don't worry, dummy, we'll adapt. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2168 |
I told him you didn't mean us! |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2169 |
Animal, check. Male and female, check. Any other objections? |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2170 |
Oh, Lord. I swear there was one male and one female when they boarded. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2171 |
Why us? What now? |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2172 |
If I let you on, I’ll have to take all the birds too. |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2173 |
Are you sure this is God's will, Noah? |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2174 |
We think it would be better if we opt out of your cruise. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
2175 |
You must be joking! |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2176 |
We flunked out of our school. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2177 |
Look, Noah, how many times to we have to tell you? God commanded you to preserve every species of LAND animals. We're fish, and he didn't say anything about fish because we like water. Get it. Boy, it's sure rank in there." |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2178 |
The Carps did not enjoy their cruise. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2179 |
Did you know sushi is kosher? |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2180 |
Oooohhhh, you said FLOOD! |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2181 |
Surprise,surprise! A couple worms go missing and look who you blame! |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
2182 |
Exactly what part of this is considered saving us?? |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
2183 |
Don’t know this ‘god’ you speak of, but it sure seems like this won’t have the intended effect. |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
2184 |
But we’ll be fine, so why do we have to ride? And why do you keep mentioning two bears? |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
2185 |
We thought you were Ariel’s dad. |
1.2160 |
0.04763 |
125 |
105 |
13 |
7 |
2186 |
Well, the travel agency told me there wouldn't be two bears on this boat! |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2187 |
no smoking 🚭 |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
2188 |
You’re doing delis of the future a great service. Our progeny will go well on bagels. |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
2189 |
I know you live in the water. I am having you two over for dinner. |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2190 |
So, Noah…looks like you might have to rethink this. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2191 |
Beware, by forcing us to walk up this ramp you're starting something your boss is not going to like. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2192 |
40 days and 40 nights? What kind of a cruise ship is this? |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2193 |
Wow! Biden really sucks, doesn't he? |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2194 |
Two bears said to meet them here. |
1.2155 |
0.05020 |
116 |
98 |
11 |
7 |
2195 |
I don't understand why I can't bring my mother as my "plus-one". |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2196 |
What temperature is your spa? |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2197 |
They told us no occupancy left - the whole thing sounds fishy to us. |
1.2155 |
0.05020 |
116 |
98 |
11 |
7 |
2198 |
What’s the Catch of the Day? |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
2199 |
ADA compliant, yes. Running water, no. Zero stars. |
1.2154 |
0.04366 |
130 |
107 |
18 |
5 |
2200 |
I know you’re into marching two by two, but we’d rather swim |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
2201 |
Don't you think it might work better for us just to swim alongside the Ark ? |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
2202 |
Stinking up the Ark will be our revenge. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2203 |
If you ever want to have lox and a schmear again, you better come up with a running stream. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2204 |
Harvey, say something! This guy is planning to divide and conquer. The guys hiding in the rocks warned me about him. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2205 |
You'll want us. We get to stay sinners. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2206 |
Excuse me sir, is this the couples' cruise I've heard so much about? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2207 |
Who am I to question, Noah, but I am betting God meant two of everything not already in the water. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2208 |
Did you give even a moment's thought to accessibility? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2209 |
Just don't put us near the grizzly bears. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2210 |
Have you smelled that place? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2211 |
Wait, Ken Ham is coming?! We're getting off. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2212 |
But He said to take "every living thing"? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2213 |
We're both dudes. That's not gonna be a problem, is it? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2214 |
What happened to the red fish, blue fish? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2215 |
Plenty of fish in the sea they said. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2216 |
We were wondering if there are any room upgrades available? |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
2217 |
You are in violation of the Genesis Disabilities Act of 5500BC |
1.2149 |
0.04868 |
121 |
102 |
12 |
7 |
2218 |
Whadya mean? I miss the flood already. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2219 |
If you insist on seating us with the grizzly bears, then we're leaving. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2220 |
Please don’t make us go with you, we get sea-sick. |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
2221 |
Hope you don't mind, but we've decided to take our chances. Have you seen the mess in there? |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2222 |
Oh, like you never took a swim? |
1.2149 |
0.04100 |
121 |
97 |
22 |
2 |
2223 |
I'm just saying - it still would have been nice to be invited. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2224 |
Make sure to lox the door. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2225 |
Tap is fine |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2226 |
Sink or swim, we are coming |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2227 |
Holy Mackerel, I feel like a fish out of water. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2228 |
This isn't helping. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
2229 |
And the only species to survive my ark were these fish; Over the next few millennia they will evolve to become the species Homo sapien. |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
2230 |
My plenty of fish in the sea comment was a joke — I’m getting on the boat Norma.” |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2231 |
What if we just swim along beside you and then if somebody doesn't work out, we can fill in? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
2232 |
We’re not talking. Can you hook me up with someone else? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2233 |
You’re telling me I have to swim upstream all the way back? |
1.2143 |
0.04592 |
126 |
105 |
15 |
6 |
2234 |
Yeah, well, we’re not really worried about a flood. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2235 |
Sorry, but this is a couples-only event. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2236 |
So you were given detailed instructions on how to make an ark and a light dill sauce? |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2237 |
We’ll take our chances and shelter in place. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2238 |
We would have been just fine OUTSIDE the ark! |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
2239 |
Show me to the fish tank! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2240 |
We are very crowded; take a bunk next to the seals. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2241 |
Despite your directive... I think we'll be okay in the flood. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
2242 |
Walk? Holy Mackerel ! You mean you haven't heard about Row v. Wade? |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2243 |
Holy mackrel you forgot we were coming |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2244 |
It's hard to find any river in a flood. You want caviar for your kids? Pipe us on board! |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
2245 |
C’mon Noah, even you’re going to stink after 3 days! |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2246 |
“This is species discrimination.” |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2247 |
Did you just say, 'Lox of luck, fellas?' |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2248 |
What do you mean by ‘better accommodations for us off the ark?’ |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2249 |
Ya know, we really had no problem with the flood. |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
2250 |
We were promised a waterbed. |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
2251 |
We were told someone used up all the water! |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
2252 |
And we did not appreciate the genital exam, either. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
2253 |
Wait, I can explain... |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2254 |
We’re the lox you wanted. |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
2255 |
I beg you! I'd rather be paired with a shark for 40 days and nights! |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2256 |
Really...the best you can do is next to Yogi!? |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2257 |
Invasive species be like... |
1.2137 |
0.04175 |
117 |
94 |
21 |
2 |
2258 |
Hey, Noah, when the flood comes, just toss us overboard |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
2259 |
Next time you need to be more specific when you order a pair of hookers. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
2260 |
Boy-boy here. Did ya look or did ya look? |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
2261 |
The boss is not going to like it if you two just lie around the ark all day! |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2262 |
Thanks for the offer but the last time I went on a boat ride I got seasick. |
1.2137 |
0.04175 |
117 |
94 |
21 |
2 |
2263 |
Walking on water…what’s so special about that? |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2264 |
So...where the loaves come in?? |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2265 |
Where are the goddamn loaves? |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
2266 |
We don't have to be here, you know." |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2267 |
Really, the desert!?! |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2268 |
We rather stay outside |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
2269 |
I’m not sure our travel agent thought this through. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2270 |
We're not going on board with the otters |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2271 |
Why us? You realize, surely, that we’re redundant here. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2272 |
Those animals in there weren't tasty enough! |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2273 |
Of course you should include us, we taste fantastic when smoked. |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
2274 |
We were promised lemon and butter... |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2275 |
For pity sake,Noah -- use your head. How could a Biblical flood be meant to rid us from the earth? |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
2276 |
Flood or no flood! We booked our get-away months BC and we're going onboard. |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2277 |
I hope you keep the food fresh. Last time we went on one of these, everyone got sick. |
1.2130 |
0.04171 |
108 |
86 |
21 |
1 |
2278 |
Yes you need another pair of worms |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2279 |
I think we’ll take our chances with the flood. |
1.2130 |
0.04171 |
108 |
86 |
21 |
1 |
2280 |
Alice wants to know if you’re a vegetarian. |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2281 |
What's the deal with all the tartar sauce we found? |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2282 |
WAIT,--CAN I GET A NON-NAGGING MALE ? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2283 |
She's my sister. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2284 |
We refuse to be packed-in like sardines. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2285 |
Can we enter the ark on your Seafood Special? |
1.2126 |
0.04694 |
127 |
107 |
13 |
7 |
2286 |
Can you put a little salt in our tank PLEASE. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
2287 |
This vessel isn’t ADA compliant. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2288 |
I appreciate the concern, but I think we’re better out there than in here. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
2289 |
We were told there would be easy access. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
2290 |
Kiss my bass, you son of a bitch! |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2291 |
Hey Noah, look up fish lungs in wikipedia. We're drowning out here. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
2292 |
We’d like a room in the bilge, please! |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2293 |
Well then why are you only letting delicious-tasting, kosher fish on board?" |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2294 |
Tell us the bagels and cream cheese are just a coincidence. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2295 |
I'm not sure you've thought this thing through. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2296 |
Noah did you know fish need water? |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2297 |
Why do I feel like a fish out of water? |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2298 |
...grant me the salinity to know the difference. |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
2299 |
I don't care what you say, we're getting on the boat...This neighborhood's goin' to hell. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2300 |
What's an amphibian? |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
2301 |
So I said “antediluvian? I just met him!” |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
2302 |
If it’s ok with you, I think we’ll stay outside. |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
2303 |
We’re indoor fish. |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
2304 |
It's spelled c-a-r-p! |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
2305 |
Forget about multiplying - we stay monogamous! |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
2306 |
The ones who “talk to god” are never the sharpest. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2307 |
These migrations just keep getting harder & harder. Must be those dams they are building. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2308 |
no thanks, i saw the lions board |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2309 |
Godspeed! |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2310 |
I want my own room. |
1.2118 |
0.06056 |
85 |
73 |
6 |
6 |
2311 |
We ate all the food you packed. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2312 |
Wait. Did you say flood? |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2313 |
So, Noah, what's up with the fish on tonight's dinner menu |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2314 |
You do know we'd be better off in the flood, right? |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2315 |
We know you're a sympathetic old man with a poor memory, but we were really fine with where we were! |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2316 |
Salivate, salvation, salmon...it's NOT all the same to us! |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2317 |
Watch it with that thing, I don't need a staff infection. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2318 |
We'll be fine, thanks Noah, mate. Nice Arc, by the way. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2319 |
No, we are NOT Uber Eats Sushi To Go. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2320 |
It was find of you to to ofer us a cabin, but we will do very well without it. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2321 |
I think your guy forgot to explain a couple of things - like the relationship of fish and water. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2322 |
We're farm-raised so we'd prefer the livestock section. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2323 |
You want us to "walk on board"? Well, tell the big guy to invent evolution already, then. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2324 |
Man’s wickedness has brought us here, no doubt |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2325 |
OK, but can you guarantee that you won’t eat our eggs, and we won’t end up on a bagel? |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2326 |
Friday....Fish. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2327 |
Well, the 2 of us and about 300,000 eggs. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2328 |
This whole ark thing smacks of cishet privilege. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2329 |
Gender is a construct” “Right?” “Am I right? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2330 |
What happens when the boat runs out of water? |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2331 |
Is this going upstream or downstream? |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2332 |
We saw you making tartar sauce. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2333 |
Noah, this is not where you got us from |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2334 |
Noah, why can't you be happy for us? This upcoming flood is the best thing that could ever happen. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2335 |
We don’t need no stink’n ark, we’re fish! |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2336 |
I felt like I was . . . out of my element. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2337 |
I get the idea that you're new at this. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2338 |
We ain't the same species, you dumbass. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2339 |
We appreciate the gesture, but it just doesn't feel like much a biography this way. |
1.2110 |
0.04137 |
109 |
87 |
21 |
1 |
2340 |
We want to see other people. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2341 |
Do you seriously expect two fish out of water to replenish the seas? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2342 |
Christ! What an asshole! |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2343 |
Do I look like a freshwater fish to you? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2344 |
Teach a fish to talk and… |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2345 |
Do you actually know what a flood is? |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
2346 |
. “Any chance we can just tag along behind the boat?” |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
2347 |
Will this take long? We've got tickets to the Taylor Swift concert. |
1.2109 |
0.05161 |
128 |
112 |
5 |
11 |
2348 |
We don't swim upstream this time of year. |
1.2109 |
0.03786 |
128 |
102 |
25 |
1 |
2349 |
Cod off! |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
2350 |
Bet you had forgotten about all us little fishies, huh? |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
2351 |
Do you understand what flood means? |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2352 |
Flood? Bring it on! |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2353 |
We don't believe in arks. We're ichthyists. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2354 |
All this flooding and you couldn't get us some water! |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2355 |
Swim along aide of you? Isn't that defeating the purpose? |
1.2105 |
0.04221 |
114 |
92 |
20 |
2 |
2356 |
C'mon, it's the age of Pisces, where's the pool! |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2357 |
Within 40 days and 40 nights, you won’t feel so smug. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2358 |
No thanks, we’ll just swim. |
1.2105 |
0.04659 |
133 |
113 |
12 |
8 |
2359 |
What do you mean it’s standing room only? |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
2360 |
Much appreciated but I think we will take our chances. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2361 |
Trust me, in a few thousand years, Jesus and the multitudes will thank you. |
1.2105 |
0.05578 |
95 |
81 |
8 |
6 |
2362 |
Can you move the bears to a different deck? |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2363 |
But what of red fish, blue fish? |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2364 |
If you like sushi, you'd better reconsider." |
1.2101 |
0.03935 |
119 |
95 |
23 |
1 |
2365 |
You didn't say we'd be traveling upstream. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
2366 |
Don't forget the loaves. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
2367 |
I’m supposed to procreate with THIS wet fish? |
1.2101 |
0.04902 |
119 |
101 |
11 |
7 |
2368 |
I specifically recall the ad saying there would be a pool |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
2369 |
Worst. Species. Save. Ever. |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2370 |
we never rate a mention. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2371 |
There you go fishing for complements again. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2372 |
Tell us you don’t do TGIF. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2373 |
Im telling Jesus about this |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2374 |
Are you kidding? We're going to LOVE forty days of raining and flooding! |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2375 |
We asked for the water cabin, but there seems to be a booking problem. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2376 |
We'd rather Roe than Wade. |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2377 |
If you had just sent us an invitation we would have politely declined, but you did not, so here we are now. |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2378 |
Yes, we CAN swim. But we can't turn down a buffet. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2379 |
No thank you. |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2380 |
It's up to you, but the sharks didn't wanna go either |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2381 |
Hey buddy, we actually want to die. |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2382 |
Oh, sure. Now you get hungry. |
1.2097 |
0.04012 |
124 |
100 |
22 |
2 |
2383 |
I don't mean to carp, but as fish, wouldn't we be better off in the flood than on a boat? |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2384 |
No, no, this ark is for the flood, not the drought. |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
2385 |
We think our chances for survival are better if we stay off the ark. |
1.2097 |
0.04759 |
124 |
105 |
12 |
7 |
2386 |
We can help when the flood comes, Noah. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2387 |
Thanks for the offer but since our days are numbered anyway, please take another pair. |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
2388 |
I want to speak to your boss |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2389 |
I hope this isn't another Two-fer Tuesday at Long John Silver's. |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2390 |
Is this about the flood or is your wife inventing gefilte fish? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2391 |
You're in over your head. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2392 |
Get some glasses Old man...can't you see we are both boys! |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2393 |
Get off the ramp.” -Noa |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2394 |
Don't worry about it. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2395 |
I couldn't help but notice you didn't bring two snakes. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2396 |
How about taking two fun-loving fish just for the halibut? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2397 |
I told you the Sermon on the Mount was the other direction! |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2398 |
We’re actually siblings. We refuse to do that. |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
2399 |
There could be a problem—we thought this was an all-gay cruise. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2400 |
We want to see the pool first. |
1.2093 |
0.03760 |
129 |
103 |
25 |
1 |
2401 |
Let me get this straight: you rescued us from water, are releasing us on land, and we're supposed to be grateful? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2402 |
Call me old school but what ever happened to plenty fish in the sea? |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
2403 |
You're boarding us up the supply ramp? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2404 |
I have a feeling no one will ever believe this really happened |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
2405 |
The fish ladder looks promising, but can we wait for the flood? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2406 |
The loaves and fishes story comes later. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2407 |
Noah, can you spare a little water, just for the halibut? |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2408 |
Too bad they’re going to miss their Columbia River spawn. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2409 |
For once can you think for yourself, Noah? |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2410 |
We’ll get in only if you don’t serve salmon burgers |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2411 |
Be reasonable Noah, the only way we will ever go forth and multiply is in the flood! |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2412 |
Just a flood? Now you tell me. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
2413 |
Noah,I know you mean well, But if there is a flood… We’ll be OK… We’re fish!!! |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2414 |
The stick is extra luggage sir ! |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2415 |
Good job, buddy. You just made lox extinct. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2416 |
My feeling is, you’re going to need a bigger ark. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2417 |
We're being bumped?!! What are the alternative accommodations? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2418 |
So the popular Noah finally gets around to inviting us to dinner... |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2419 |
But you promised us the Arc of the Moral Universe. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2420 |
Carpe Diem - eh Noah? |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2421 |
OK! How about this? If there aren't five loaves here in the next five minutes, you put us back in the water. |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
2422 |
To be honest,I think we'd have been better off outside. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2423 |
Sure, we could swim alongside you, but we know you have a heated pool in there. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2424 |
What, the rain wasn’t enough water to keep you happy? |
1.2083 |
0.05322 |
96 |
81 |
10 |
5 |
2425 |
We're feet away from entering the ark. |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
2426 |
Noah,we’ve got a problem. |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
2427 |
I kept saying this makes no sense, and she kept saying 'All inclusive.' |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2428 |
It's holy mackerel to you! |
1.2083 |
0.05719 |
96 |
83 |
6 |
7 |
2429 |
We’re hungry and we heard you’re the guy in charge of feeding everyone… |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2430 |
You know, Noah, I don’t think this ark idea has legs. |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2431 |
We've decided to sit this one out. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2432 |
But we really need a pool> |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2433 |
You said you were going to save us, right? Save? Because it sounded a little like you said savor at first and we just want to be clear about it. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2434 |
Trust us, if you're on a mission from God, you need angelfish. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
2435 |
What’s with this two-by-two business? We can’t get on without the rest of our polycule. |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
2436 |
They said "one fish, two fish" but nothing about "red fish" or "blue fish." |
1.2080 |
0.04443 |
125 |
104 |
16 |
5 |
2437 |
Do you have a pool on this boat? |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2438 |
We literally wouldn’t be able to breathe, otherwise we’d totally come. |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
125 |
101 |
22 |
2 |
2439 |
We’re goin’ Upstream, Cabbie |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
125 |
101 |
22 |
2 |
2440 |
I think the whole "Chicken of the Sea" thing has him confused. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2441 |
You do have a fish tank; don't you?" |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2442 |
Looks like you got it backwards boss |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2443 |
Where’s the swimming pool? |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2444 |
All I’m saying, is that after swimming upstream all the way here, an escalator would have been nice. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2445 |
There's no pool in your boat. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2446 |
Take me to the river,Drop me in the water |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2447 |
Pairs, really? You should know I’m an introvert |
1.2077 |
0.03891 |
130 |
105 |
23 |
2 |
2448 |
Did you also pack two bagels? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2449 |
So, this is my couisin Miguel. You left my wife behind. We think you should learn biology. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2450 |
Did He say 'two talking fish' specifically? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2451 |
Is this really necessary? |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2452 |
We got Caught up . |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2453 |
WE REALLY NEED THE NO=SMOKING SECTION |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2454 |
Oh Noah you're not leaving without us!" |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2455 |
What am I, chopped liver ? |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2456 |
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink. |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2457 |
Of all the fish in the sea, why did you pair me up with this one? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2458 |
The beginning of diversity, equity, and inclusion... |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2459 |
Fish out of water, fish out of water…. Does that mean anything to you Good Shepherd? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2460 |
We are not used to freshwater |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2461 |
I’m so glad we landed on Gillsagain Island. |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
2462 |
Just put us back in the water, we'll meet you after you land! |
1.2072 |
0.04071 |
111 |
89 |
21 |
1 |
2463 |
We don’t mind no stinken flood! |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2464 |
This is typical. It’s killing me that he doesn’t realize we love water. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2465 |
I ‘m telling you “she’s not my type” |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
2466 |
No thanks. Haven't you heard of the expression "fish out of water?" |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2467 |
We're doin' very well right where we are, thank you!" |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2468 |
End of the world… yeah right, guy thinks he’s Poseidon or something. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2469 |
‘A pair of fish shall pass’, right? |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2470 |
Thanks, but no tanks. |
1.2069 |
0.03971 |
116 |
93 |
22 |
1 |
2471 |
You don't feel bad about all those humans God will let drown? |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2472 |
Does the word overzealous mean anything to you? |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2473 |
You thought getting here was hard? |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2474 |
Thanks for the invite, Noah, but we’d really rather just swim behind the Ark. |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
2475 |
We stopped flying Boeing. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2476 |
Oh God. Now I really need a drink. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2477 |
We think there's been a typo...don't you want two asses? |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2478 |
We´re Plan B |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2479 |
Where’s your partner? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2480 |
I wanted her sister, not HER! |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2481 |
Please put us in separate cabins so I won’t have to listen to anymore carping. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2482 |
Listen, if you keep on insisting we come inside, I'm going to begin to think you have ulterior motives. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2483 |
We’ll swim when hell floods over! |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2484 |
we aren’t selFISH we’re salmon |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2485 |
i thought you were bringing the bread |
1.2063 |
0.04410 |
126 |
105 |
16 |
5 |
2486 |
We're cool staying here, save the space for another couple. |
1.2063 |
0.04410 |
126 |
105 |
16 |
5 |
2487 |
God's a pescatarian, isn't he?! |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
2488 |
We're lungfish, buddy, give us a break. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2489 |
Get on the boat he said. It will be fun he said. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2490 |
Fine if that’s your religion, evolution is ours. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2491 |
The grizzly bears put you up to this, didn't they? |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2492 |
Sorry guys. We're already filled to the "gills"! |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2493 |
Well, you have had some crazy ideas too! |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2494 |
Glad you enjoyed your 40 days and nights in our bilge accommodations. Now, just over there, take the chariot to the stream. Then 10 miles down, connect to the river, and the Black Sea is at the end of the line. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2495 |
I don't think he's getting this whole rain thing. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2496 |
Unlike your sheep,Fish are high maintenance. I suggest you throw us back in. |
1.2061 |
0.04014 |
131 |
107 |
21 |
3 |
2497 |
We were fine the way we were! |
1.2061 |
0.04014 |
131 |
107 |
21 |
3 |
2498 |
Noah: you messed up. That’s my brother. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2499 |
Our seats are too close to the Grizzlies. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2500 |
Hey! What about us? |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2501 |
Thanks, but we'll be all right. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
2502 |
Because we (can) swim, we shoulda been first! |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2503 |
Hadn't you ever heard of 'catch & release'? |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2504 |
Yeah, thanks, but we'll be okay. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2505 |
No, we don't have any private rooms suites, and If you give me that attitude you will go to the maybes with the unicorns |
1.2059 |
0.05276 |
102 |
87 |
9 |
6 |
2506 |
But the website said there would be a pool. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2507 |
Hey buddy, we were supposed to be joining three loaves of bread!” |
1.2059 |
0.05276 |
102 |
87 |
9 |
6 |
2508 |
We requested a ladder, not a ramp. |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2509 |
You might want to rethink this, Noah. Like relatives, we start to stink after five days. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2510 |
... and we deeply resent being listed on the passenger manifest as ‘Mr. and Mrs. Lox’! |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
2511 |
Are you sure we're passengers and not dinner? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2512 |
Listen, pal. I don't know what kind of scam you're running here, but why is our fish tank in the bagel aisel??? |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2513 |
Why did you get me out of water for? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2514 |
If it's a short trip, we should be able to make it. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2515 |
You are not bringing bears are you? |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2516 |
I'm not going with her. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2517 |
If you don't put us back, we'll tell God. He likes us so much he'll make dozens more of us and mess up your idiotic fairytale. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2518 |
I'm not being picky, it's a pretty popular saying." |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2519 |
Sorry, I was just following orders, guys. |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2520 |
Okay, you were right, we shouldn't have paid for early boarding. |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2521 |
We're talking about a worldwide flood, do we really need to do this? |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
2522 |
Excuse me, but we can manage during a flood VERY well, thank you! |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2523 |
No need, we'll catch our own ride. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2524 |
Can you point us to baggage claim? |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2525 |
You really couldn’t have picked us up along the way? |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2526 |
I know what I said, but I really want those five loaves |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
2527 |
Red Fish Blue Fish are right behind us. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2528 |
I am not spending the rest of my life with him. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2529 |
Him and that darn hook!!! |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2530 |
Hey, this is not all about mammals! |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2531 |
No, really: We are looking forward to the flood. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2532 |
So Noah, what do you have planned for me and my sister? |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2533 |
And we thought, 'Hey, we're not that old. We should give this amphibian thing a try.' But if we're being honest, we miss the whole water part. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2534 |
A flood, you say? And God told you that we’re supposed to ride it out in the kitchen? |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2535 |
The email went to King Salmon, not King Solomon! |
1.2054 |
0.04935 |
112 |
95 |
11 |
6 |
2536 |
Uh-oh, I think were on a cedar plank? |
1.2054 |
0.04935 |
112 |
95 |
11 |
6 |
2537 |
Can you blame us? You’re the one who decided to bring two worms. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2538 |
No offense, but I think we’ll take our chances with the flood. |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
2539 |
What do you mean we are not on the guest list? |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
117 |
99 |
12 |
6 |
2540 |
Before you start let me remind you of the biblical story about the five loaves and two fish. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2541 |
We're from the inclusion and diversity office... |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2542 |
Man that was a long ride! |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2543 |
Noah,do you have a ladder handy that we can use to enter the Ark? We don't do ramps. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2544 |
There is "instant water"on the ark. just add water |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2545 |
You're telling me this boat ain't headed upstream!? |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2546 |
She said, “Only if you are the last fish left in the sea,” and so here we are. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2547 |
Sorry, we mistook your ramp for upstream. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2548 |
Our excursions were canceled because of an act of God? |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2549 |
Put us back. We'll just follow you there. |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
122 |
100 |
19 |
3 |
2550 |
So this is a literal story arc. |
1.2049 |
0.04022 |
122 |
99 |
21 |
2 |
2551 |
I told you we should have signed up to bring the loaves! |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
2552 |
I'm not going in there. It stinks! |
1.2049 |
0.04022 |
122 |
99 |
21 |
2 |
2553 |
You'll hear from my lawyers! |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
122 |
100 |
19 |
3 |
2554 |
Is this your best alternative to a conveyor belt ?! |
1.2049 |
0.04022 |
122 |
99 |
21 |
2 |
2555 |
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, so climb in this tub? - we gotta ask why |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
2556 |
Life on the arc: Fish. Breakfast, lunch & dinner. |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
2557 |
No one's ever seen anything like it. It's tremendously wet in terms of water. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
2558 |
We were hoping for a water bed. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2559 |
The Ark is not the only thing out of water. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2560 |
You are always one to succumb to bait and switch. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2561 |
Is it too late to sign up for swimming with the sharks excursion? |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
2562 |
Feels punitive. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2563 |
Do you have a room with a bath? |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2564 |
We hear that you still have room in the bilge. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
2565 |
Did he get the memo about the flood? |
1.2044 |
0.03896 |
137 |
112 |
22 |
3 |
2566 |
Sure, you're up on your perch watching us flounder while we just work for scale. Well, we don't give a fin. You'll be in the dock for this. |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2567 |
We thought we’d break tradition. We’’re thrilled at the idea of seeing our grandchildren. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2568 |
Where’s the red fish and the blue fish? |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2569 |
This is what happens when you don't review your bulk-mailing list. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
Do we look like we can march? |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
2571 |
Our names certainly are on the list, sir. Please check again. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2572 |
Hey pal, don’t even think of putting us next to the Grizzlies! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2573 |
How much longer before it rains? |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2574 |
In the future would you talk to us before parting the sea; this creates an uncomfortable situation |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2575 |
We may have the same last name but we’re different species. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2576 |
We've been here since Moses parted the water. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2577 |
We’re not getting in until we’re completely tanked. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2578 |
We prefer to travel first class, not coach! |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2579 |
And then she said ‘I wouldn’t sleep with you even if you were the last fish on earth’ |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2580 |
We don't mind going on board of this Ark, but we are convinced that we have more chance to survive when we stay in the sea. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2581 |
Let me get this straight: you want us to sleep in the galley? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2582 |
Yeah ! We ate them five loaves ! |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2583 |
Whoa dude! We're outta here! Placing us next to the two grizzlies is a tad counterintuitive, don't you think? |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2584 |
Ever heard the saying, 'Leave well enough alone'? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2585 |
I don’t mean to carp, but I swiped left on his Tinder profile. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2586 |
Haven't you got a ladder? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2587 |
We live "in the water" not out of it |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2588 |
Trust me. If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2589 |
Do you mind telling me why there's a sushi bar on the ark? |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2590 |
Give us time - we're about to evolve legs. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2591 |
is there a pool on this cruise ship? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2592 |
We want the executive suite, or there's no deal. |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2593 |
Sorry buddy -- no girls, no entry. |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2594 |
What do you got to drink around here? |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2595 |
Got any bread? |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2596 |
But, we’re fish! |
1.2037 |
0.05054 |
108 |
92 |
10 |
6 |
2597 |
Sorry, dude, we were hungry and ate the 5 loaves! |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2598 |
AI, AI, what the heck is this? |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2599 |
Are there any cabins left near the pool |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2600 |
Where are you going? |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2601 |
Pisces, reservation for duality |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2602 |
With all the fish in the sea, you had to pair me with her? |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2603 |
Keep us away from those damn grizzly bears! |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2604 |
Cooped up with her? Let me take my chances with the flood. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2605 |
Water please |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2606 |
Thank God He gave us legs! |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2607 |
you heard us. Get the grizzly off the boat or we're gonna jump into the water and enjoy the flood |
1.2035 |
0.04894 |
113 |
96 |
11 |
6 |
2608 |
We're sorry,but during the actual flood our prices for consulting services will increase slightly. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2609 |
Water is a guarantee, right? |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2610 |
Hey, Noah; boss wants to know how do you drown a fish? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2611 |
We appreciate the offer, but we’d like to give our room to those dinosaurs over there. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2612 |
You know, we could’ve just swam here. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2613 |
Why not? I heard you brought a whole tray of salmon aboard! |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2614 |
We were planning on heading upstream once the rain started. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
2615 |
You divided the Red Sea and we haven’t seen our family for years. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
2616 |
Geez Noah. We appreciate the ride but the flood was never really an issue for us. |
1.2031 |
0.04621 |
128 |
109 |
12 |
7 |
2617 |
Don’t you get it? We like the flood! |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
2618 |
Don’t shoot the messenger. Take it up with He who must be obeyed. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2619 |
I was told that we should stay hydrated. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2620 |
Do you guys really need refuge from THE SEA??? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2621 |
This Speaker of the House gig is going to be harder than I thought. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2622 |
You call this a salmon ladder? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2623 |
what kind of cruise doesn't include day trips? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2624 |
Is this a bait-and-switch scheme? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2625 |
Were you building this thing when God was handing out brains? |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2626 |
End of the world? Seems more like the beginning to me. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2627 |
Sorry, I think we both slept past our stop. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2628 |
Is the ark locally sourced? |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2629 |
You expect us to believe a flood is coming and you can’t even give us a tank with water in it? |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2630 |
Some 'Miraculous' catch of fish this is. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2631 |
Did the two of you eat the loaves? |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2632 |
And this affects us how? |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2633 |
No sea creatures? Get ready for a flood of lawsuits, pal. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2634 |
‘Carp-e diem!’ you said. NOW what |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2635 |
Which way to the infinity pool? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2636 |
Don't think we didn't see them loading bagels in the back! |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2637 |
Give me a minute to think about tonight's menu. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2638 |
Mightier than the waves of the sea :-D <3 |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2639 |
Should we bring him on board? Are the humans even worth saving? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2640 |
She's a Speckled Trout and I'm a Sockeye Salmon, with Chickenpox.” |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2641 |
Look, if you want us to make it through the whole trip, then you’ve simply got to find us a smoking cabin. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2642 |
What do you mean we can’t SEE the manager? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2643 |
Sabbath Trial |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2644 |
We heard you noah guy that can tuna fish |
1.2019 |
0.05359 |
104 |
90 |
7 |
7 |
2645 |
rules are rules |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2646 |
Now I have to build a god damn fish tank, too??? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2647 |
Where's the water? |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2648 |
I wonder what BOGO means. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2649 |
Hold on a sec, why are you putting us in the galley? |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2650 |
Ya know, there are plenty more fish in the sea. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2651 |
OK, we’ll help you with the photo op, but as soon as it starts raining, we’re out of here. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2652 |
We're strivers. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2653 |
What do you mean we’ll “just end up on the menu?” |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2654 |
Sorry if you were squished like a can of sardines. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2655 |
Having fish tacos on the buffet menu, was in bad taste' |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2656 |
Flooding is no problem for us. Can you drop us upstream to spawn? |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2657 |
Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll be better on our own now that the rainy season is here! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2658 |
Do you have any qualifications other than being a man? |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2659 |
Our house flooded. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2660 |
I’m not sure this is necessary |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2661 |
This is just classic Osteichthyes discrimination Sir!! |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2662 |
You couldn't wait another two million years? |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2663 |
You know we can swim, right? Is that soy sauce in your other hand? |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2664 |
How long will it take to get our sea legs? |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
2665 |
Moses or no Moses, we're doomed outta water. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2666 |
Me and the Missus liked it better when it was raining. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2667 |
You’re taking this white savior thing a little too far, bro. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2668 |
He’s a male. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2669 |
File this under "Unclear on the concept." |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
2670 |
Rainbow trout. Nice! |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2671 |
We’d really appreciate a ride upstream this year |
1.2018 |
0.03976 |
114 |
92 |
21 |
1 |
2672 |
Noah, don’t forget our wooden plaque mounts and extra AA batteries! |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
2673 |
We're FISH, you could have left us behind. |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
2674 |
But we paid extra! |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
2675 |
Maybe you should pay more attention to your Groupon account. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2676 |
Have you seen the size of those falls? Not happening. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2677 |
It is time to bait or cut fish.... |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2678 |
Catfished? Whaddya mean we got catfished? |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
2679 |
The ventilation is terrible, it smells fishy. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
2680 |
You know she’s my sister, don’t you? |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
2681 |
Before we debark, is it possible to get another complimentary bottle of water? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2682 |
Pssst, don't tell him we're spawning. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2683 |
If our quarters will be the ship's bathroom sink, we'll take our chances in the flood. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2684 |
You've got cats, you've got seals...we'll take our chances with the water. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2685 |
Hey man, you ignorant of the expression: like a fish out of water? Being with the wife doesn’t make it any better. |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
2686 |
Sod off, we're going back in the water. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2687 |
We live in the water, smart guy! |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2688 |
The others don't want us aboard. They say we're always carping. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2689 |
We don't need no stinkin' ark! But make sure you take the eagles, bears and bagel makers with you. |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
2690 |
You told us there would be plenty of fish in the sea! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2691 |
Please just leave us in the water Noah. He wants you to change your "Locks"…not your "Lox". |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2692 |
You really haven't thought this through. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2693 |
We paid for a boat with a pool. Give us back our deposit. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2694 |
And on the sixth day God created pescatarians” |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2695 |
We |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2696 |
Hey, Moses, did you ever hear the phrase ‘like a fish outta water?’ |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2697 |
We’re not going if you keep us on the poop deck |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2698 |
The flood's made of water"?! Oh, so I guess if a flood of land was coming you wouldn't be scared |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2699 |
Does the phrase "a fish out of water" ring a bell, Noah? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2700 |
We refuse to come aboard unless you bring two loaves. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2701 |
OK, you take two of every species. But, we like water! |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2702 |
What, we're supposed to skip a free cruise? |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
2703 |
So what happened to the dang loaves?? |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2704 |
And who made you the gatekeeper? |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2705 |
Seriously? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2706 |
Get a grip man. Flood or no flood, we'd rather stay in the water! |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2707 |
No,we're not going to roe your boat! |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2708 |
Hey Noah, thanks anyway but we won't need to be protected from the flood. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2709 |
We’ll just take our chances… |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2710 |
Sorry, but we're thinking earth may be better off without you. |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2711 |
I'm a hermaphrodite. You don't actually have to take him too. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2712 |
You'd better have a pond in there! |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
2713 |
We weren’t sure we would be welcome. We feel like fish out of water. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2714 |
I don’t know, man, this flood stuff sounds pretty good to me. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2715 |
No buffets? I’m already dreading this cruise. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2716 |
I said "LOCKS" for the doors |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2717 |
We don’t believe that the early bird got both of our worms. |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
2718 |
We’d rather sleep outside! |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2719 |
We're not boarding until you ditch the bagels |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2720 |
Don’t need to force your agenda on us. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2721 |
How about a "heads up" when we were still on the water? |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2722 |
I need salt water,He wants fresh |
1.2000 |
0.05136 |
105 |
90 |
9 |
6 |
2723 |
Wouldn't it be easier for everybody if we just meet you there? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2724 |
Explain this to me like I'm 5. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2725 |
I learned in school not to get on a boat with a stranger. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2726 |
Seriously? Water, water everywhere and not a drop to ... No really. Seriously? |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2727 |
You should have left us with the unicorns. |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2728 |
If we say we are are gay, can we bring two more friends? |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2729 |
Oooo, it’s Friday Fish Night!” |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2730 |
hey Noah, this ark thing really isn't for us. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2731 |
What do you mean, you're sold out? |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2732 |
Let 'em all drown, Noah. Then we can evolve into land animals. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2733 |
I know you’ve got a job to do, but quite frankly a flood is not a big deal to us. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
2734 |
Thanks anyway, we're happy where we were. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2735 |
Well, this sucks. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2736 |
Just the bathtub. You’ll still have the whole outdoor shower. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2737 |
There's something a little fishy about this trip. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2738 |
I need to talk to someone about our accommodations. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2739 |
We're puzzled why fish should join and why you want us with the bears. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2740 |
I really don’t want to put your job at risk, but she’s just not that into me. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2741 |
370 days on the water , and you're leaving us here? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2742 |
What do mean, Only for guys with lungs? That is really racist! |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2743 |
Don't ask me, we booked this on line. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2744 |
I'm staying in the water and at the end we'll see who was right. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2745 |
I think there’s been a mistake, our tickets were for Noah’s Ark-quarium |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2746 |
We’d prefer to take our chance on the flood” |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2747 |
If we’re gonna teach man how to fish we’re gonna need more than two. |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2748 |
An ounce of prevention … |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2749 |
To be frank, we had planned on alternative transportation. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2750 |
Come along for the ride, He said |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2751 |
You brought bagels?! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2752 |
Blub blub blub-blub! |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2753 |
I told you to stay in the ballast with the rest of the invasive species |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2754 |
We’re gonna need a room with ocean view |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2755 |
Of course we don’t NEED to get on, but we’ve been looking forward to a couples’ getaway for ages. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
2756 |
We don't like our odds out in the rainwater. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
2757 |
Whose brilliant idea was this? |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
2758 |
Nice try Mr. Noah but we know we’re dinner. |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |