Contest #888 Summary

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Number of captions	4534
Number of responses	672907
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You know, it's gonna itch like hell when it grows back.	1.6441	0.02263	1065	547	350	168
1	Gesundheit!	1.6275	0.01396	3154	1775	779	600
2	Did I get rid of your hiccups?	1.6178	0.01896	1583	868	452	263
3	With all due respect, you look like a pickle.	1.6130	0.01818	1708	940	489	279
4	Helluva sneeze, Merv.	1.6104	0.01722	1971	1109	521	341
5	I don’t think that’s what she meant when she said she doesn’t like pricks.	1.5989	0.02250	1234	732	265	237
6	It’s called cactile dysfunction. It can happen to any of us	1.5965	0.01806	1876	1105	423	348
7	I didn’t say go PLUCK yourself, Val.	1.5916	0.02320	1124	663	257	204
8	You’re just not as sharp as you used to be.	1.5914	0.02021	1373	780	374	219
9	That's much more attractive than a comb-over, trust me.	1.5840	0.02255	1024	568	314	142
10	You're still a succulent, and no one can ever take that away from you.	1.5781	0.02286	1012	571	297	144
11	Dude, that was Nair, not Coppertone!	1.5766	0.01936	1495	869	390	236
12	That's why you don't plug your nose before a sneeze.	1.5736	0.01919	1461	837	410	214
13	I don't think you are in the placebo group.	1.5731	0.01552	2420	1442	569	409
14	Look on the bright side, now you can play with balloons.	1.5636	0.01698	1824	1051	518	255
15	It's called succulent pattern baldness.	1.5519	0.01790	1696	1011	434	251
16	On the plus side, it makes you look slimmer.	1.5511	0.01744	1575	889	504	182
17	Jesus, Frank. It’s not Brazil.	1.5464	0.01932	1510	923	349	238
18	Shed happens, man.	1.5436	0.02383	905	533	252	120
19	I thought we agreed we weren’t going to get the full Brazilian	1.5420	0.02106	1214	732	306	176
20	Get dressed! Tourists are parking.	1.5377	0.01750	1633	960	468	205
21	Gazuntite	1.5310	0.02388	936	572	231	133
22	It's not called streaking unless you can run.	1.5299	0.02023	1306	800	320	186
23	That was a hell of a sneeze.	1.5293	0.01639	1893	1136	512	245
24	Now that you're spineless,you can run as a Republican for the US Senate.	1.5283	0.01810	1929	1279	281	369
25	You’re 100 years old. What did you expect?	1.5277	0.01988	1209	709	362	138
26	Now that you're spineless, you should consider running for public office.	1.5273	0.01790	1830	1173	349	308
27	This prickly heat is a killer.	1.5247	0.01864	1820	1213	259	348
28	I wouldn’t worry too much. The trees do it all the time.	1.5246	0.01729	1626	965	469	192
29	You look like someone who could use a hug.	1.5204	0.02315	907	542	258	107
30	If it's any consolation, you still look succulent.	1.5183	0.01938	1422	887	333	202
31	It doesn't make you any less of a cactus.	1.5173	0.01765	1622	990	425	207
32	If it helps, you do look more succulent.	1.5138	0.01837	1526	944	380	202
33	On the bright side, you're much more huggable.	1.5120	0.01767	1459	862	447	150
34	It’s the first thing to go.	1.5117	0.02051	1067	627	334	106
35	Miracle-Gro. My brother swears by it.	1.5101	0.01982	1284	792	329	163
36	You got to stop watching the news.	1.5082	0.01899	1399	866	355	178
37	I am so so sorry I called you spineless.	1.5074	0.01873	1415	871	370	174
38	I think it makes you look even more succulent.	1.5064	0.01962	1335	835	324	176
39	Bless you.	1.5054	0.01958	1389	883	310	196
40	Sorry! I thought you knew I was here.	1.5037	0.02148	1078	668	277	133
41	That was a hell of a sneeze, Frank.”	1.5008	0.01998	1278	804	308	166
42	Drop your weapons and put your hands up where I can see them.	1.4995	0.02259	995	626	241	128
43	Ok I shouldn't have scared you, but are your hiccups gone?	1.4984	0.02031	1256	798	290	168
44	On the other hand, you're more huggable.	1.4938	0.02000	1136	691	329	116
45	You know they'll just grow back thicker, right?	1.4903	0.03097	516	326	127	63
46	So what if you’re balding, you’re still totally succulent.	1.4888	0.02172	1072	685	250	137
47	At least you're still erect!	1.4876	0.02120	1046	651	280	115
48	At least you’re retaining water.	1.4822	0.02204	981	619	251	111
49	They'll grow back . . . but probably grey and curly.	1.4814	0.02267	966	620	227	119
50	Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I thought you knew I was standing here.	1.4795	0.02185	951	592	262	97
51	Wait'l you see what happens in your sixties . . .	1.4775	0.02260	978	633	223	122
52	It's aloe-pecia.	1.4758	0.03961	330	217	69	44
53	So that's a Brazilian, is it?	1.4751	0.02421	905	602	176	127
54	Bright side? I bet you get more hugs!	1.4749	0.02239	895	559	247	89
55	Trust me. That's not the easiest way to find out if she loves you or loves you not	1.4747	0.02284	889	562	232	95
56	If it helps, you look much thinner...	1.4738	0.02303	916	590	218	108
57	We do have a needle exchange program…	1.4729	0.02448	867	574	176	117
58	If it helps, you look 200 years younger.	1.4724	0.02544	851	577	146	128
59	Perhaps you'll be more approachable now.....	1.4721	0.02232	877	545	250	82
60	It's not a big deal, it happens to all men...	1.4707	0.02363	871	564	204	103
61	Sorry Dave. Didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.	1.4707	0.02385	852	551	201	100
62	At least you’re gonna get more hugs	1.4700	0.02216	866	535	255	76
63	Sorry to sneak up on you like that.	1.4678	0.02313	870	557	219	94
64	Dude, we're not deciduous.	1.4649	0.02433	798	516	193	89
65	Look on the bright side. You're that much less of a prick.	1.4644	0.02564	801	540	150	111
66	See what happens when you don't stay hydrated?	1.4641	0.02359	808	514	213	81
67	Who told you that? We NEVER participate in autumn.	1.4640	0.02498	834	560	161	113
68	Psst... this isn't that kind of beach.	1.4638	0.02548	800	537	155	108
69	Well… on the bright side, you’re not a prick anymore.	1.4631	0.02532	799	534	160	105
70	It’s not that noticeable, maybe wear a hat.	1.4592	0.02466	760	492	187	81
71	Now you'll quit needling me!	1.4573	0.02583	702	458	167	77
72	When I said your trouble was not letting anyone get close I meant emotionally.	1.4571	0.02530	722	469	176	77
73	Still don't believe in climate change?	1.4562	0.02499	719	463	184	72
74	Don't worry, they'll probably grow back thicker and fuller.	1.4558	0.02388	746	472	208	66
75	The good news is your hiccups finally stopped...	1.4557	0.02499	722	466	183	73
76	Well, you definitely look more approachable...	1.4547	0.02482	750	489	181	80
77	Keep your hands up and no one gets hurt.	1.4539	0.02386	716	448	211	57
78	Wow, that was a sneeze !	1.4535	0.02604	688	451	162	75
79	Look at it from the positive side. At least no one can call you a prick anymore.	1.4520	0.02559	739	492	160	87
80	The same thing happened to your father when he was your age.	1.4509	0.02629	652	424	162	66
81	I know everything feels pointless right now, but I’m here for you.	1.4508	0.02488	732	477	180	75
82	Don't worry darling. It happens to all men eventually.	1.4505	0.02624	666	436	160	70
83	So you still think going full Brazilian was a good idea?	1.4493	0.02666	710	482	137	91
84	Taking spineless to a new level	1.4492	0.02564	659	424	174	61
85	Was it something I shed?	1.4489	0.02545	666	428	177	61
86	You remind me of many of this country's leaders - spineless!	1.4489	0.02725	655	439	138	78
87	This brazillian thing is over-rated.	1.4486	0.02650	691	463	146	82
88	We’re no longer a prickly pair.	1.4485	0.02694	651	432	146	73
89	I warned you not to take a sneak peek at the election results."	1.4469	0.02682	669	448	143	78
90	On the plus side, you look much more approachable now.	1.4462	0.02688	641	424	148	69
91	That was a hellava sneeze, Bill.	1.4454	0.02669	687	464	140	83
92	At least you're not a prick anymore...	1.4448	0.02764	661	452	124	85
93	Now you HAVE to shave your back.	1.4446	0.02726	614	405	145	64
94	I just vacuumed.	1.4444	0.03198	468	314	100	54
95	At least I got you rid of your hiccups.	1.4430	0.02706	632	420	144	68
96	I take it back - it's ok to be a little prickly	1.4430	0.02575	614	391	174	49
97	Nice try; you’re still being a prick.	1.4427	0.02794	646	443	120	83
98	It happens. Just remember that in our case it's spelled Aloe-picia	1.4425	0.02687	626	413	149	64
99	So you went for the Brazilian? .	1.4421	0.02737	656	446	130	80
100	Hey, are you using Ozemprick?	1.4420	0.02812	638	438	118	82
101	It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!	1.4405	0.02721	647	437	135	75
102	Dude, you’re not supposed to go Full Cucumber.	1.4395	0.02798	612	414	127	71
103	Larry, I said "Buddhist Colony" not "Nudist Colony".	1.4394	0.02694	644	432	141	71
104	You're still a prick, Stanley!	1.4394	0.02876	619	429	108	82
105	let’s face it, Sid, you’ve always identified as a pickle.	1.4393	0.02761	626	423	131	72
106	Honey, it doesn't make you less of a plant.	1.4392	0.03533	362	240	85	37
107	But your hiccups are gone, right?	1.4391	0.02778	640	438	123	79
108	Full Brazilian?	1.4382	0.02960	591	412	99	80
109	Think of it this way - now you're less of a prick	1.4377	0.02919	594	411	106	77
110	Something tells me you're not drinking eight cups of water a day.	1.4375	0.02682	624	414	147	63
111	I don't think I've ever seen this vulnerable side of you.	1.4369	0.02581	618	399	168	51
112	Well, it's definitely not due to a lack of Vitamin D"	1.4366	0.02686	607	400	149	58
113	Never try to cut your own bangs.	1.4365	0.02800	614	418	124	72
114	I’m working on not being such a prick.	1.4364	0.02802	605	410	126	69
115	You’re right it does look a little bigger once you shave.	1.4358	0.02817	592	400	126	66
116	Climate Change or Manscaping?	1.4354	0.02916	565	385	114	66
117	Bald is beautiful.	1.4342	0.02654	562	360	160	42
118	Take it easy Brian. I've known you were a cucumber for years.	1.4341	0.02963	569	394	103	72
119	Quick, get dressed, my father's coming!	1.4317	0.02971	556	384	104	68
120	Try Needle Club for men! I’m not just the president, I’m also a client	1.4315	0.02718	577	380	145	52
121	Don’t be sad. You’ll get more hugs than I do.	1.4314	0.02690	547	352	154	41
122	Ooh, sorry to sneak up on you….	1.4312	0.02782	552	364	138	50
123	I swear I didn't mean to sneak up on you... I've been here for the last 150 years.	1.4309	0.03508	362	242	84	36
124	The cows are coming, put those back on!	1.4304	0.02717	539	348	150	41
125	"Yeah, but the hiccups are gone, too, right?	1.4298	0.02889	577	397	112	68
126	Don't worry, you're still a prick.	1.4296	0.02967	554	383	104	67
127	It's okay buddy. 1 out of 4 cacti experience needle loss. Brenda will still love you.	1.4293	0.02764	573	382	136	55
128	So that's what happens when we hold in a sneeze...	1.4293	0.02764	573	382	136	55
129	I don't see your point.	1.4288	0.03033	527	364	100	63
130	Well, at least your hiccups are gone.	1.4283	0.02848	537	358	128	51
131	Don't worry babe, it happens to a lot of guys	1.4276	0.02761	580	389	134	57
132	I told you that new weightloss drug would have side effects.	1.4275	0.02802	559	374	131	54
133	They say you inherit that gene from your mother.	1.4270	0.02859	534	357	126	51
134	Sorry Phil, didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.	1.4269	0.02899	527	354	121	52
135	In a previous life you must have been deciduous	1.4260	0.03229	392	257	103	32
136	I only said stop being one.	1.4243	0.03054	502	345	101	56
137	Well, it could be worse. You still have your eyebrows.	1.4242	0.02843	528	352	128	48
138	You're not alone. Even the Supreme Court lost its spines.	1.4240	0.03102	500	347	94	59
139	You’re not as prickly as you used to be	1.4234	0.02815	522	345	133	44
140	They'll love you in Brazil	1.4228	0.02925	544	374	110	60
141	'Gesundheit' somehow seems inadequate.	1.4223	0.03038	528	369	95	64
142	Whoa, the full Brazilian!	1.4221	0.02950	552	384	103	65
143	You said just a little off the top?	1.4220	0.02890	519	349	121	49
144	Honey, you just aren’t as sharp as you used to be.	1.4216	0.02992	510	349	107	54
145	Don't blame me, son. Happened to all the men on your mom's side by the time they were your age.	1.4213	0.02846	527	353	126	48
146	At least you’re less of a prick.	1.4212	0.03012	520	360	101	59
147	Wow, that was quite a sneeze!	1.4211	0.03029	513	355	100	58
148	You spineless Arizona Republicans are all alike.	1.4206	0.03170	504	358	80	66
149	When I said, "Stick 'em up", it was just a joke.	1.4198	0.02823	536	360	127	49
150	You won’t miss those little pricks.	1.4170	0.02967	530	368	103	59
151	It really does make your butt look smaller.	1.4158	0.03018	469	317	109	43
152	Looks like you didn't get the placebo.	1.4147	0.03130	504	358	83	63
153	...and you don't remember anything after the sixth margarita?	1.4131	0.03081	489	341	94	54
154	Maybe now's the time to get that balloon you always wanted.	1.4116	0.03354	447	321	68	58
155	Looks like you need a hug	1.4108	0.02898	482	323	120	39
156	Your father was deciduous.	1.4103	0.03110	446	305	99	42
157	I think you went a little too far with your manscaping.	1.4100	0.02962	500	344	107	49
158	You're on your own putting those back in, Charlie.	1.4084	0.03048	431	289	108	34
159	There is still a spider on your back.	1.4083	0.03065	458	314	101	43
160	On the bright side, you look younger.	1.4061	0.03053	426	286	107	33
161	Don't fret. Now you can cuddle.	1.4059	0.03015	441	297	109	35
162	Boy, that was a heck of a sneeze.	1.4047	0.03005	467	320	105	42
163	It was a depilatory, not wrinkle cream. You should have read the label.	1.4040	0.02964	448	301	113	34
164	Didn’t Linda from HR tell you to dress sharp?	1.4039	0.03129	463	325	89	49
165	And that is why you don't cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze	1.4038	0.03081	473	331	93	49
166	Still doesn’t make you less of a prick	1.4022	0.03648	358	256	60	42
167	Maybe the lint brush was a bad idea.	1.4019	0.03803	316	223	59	34
168	Sorry! Just kidding about the stick-up.	1.4014	0.03036	436	296	105	35
169	Let me know what it feels like to be hugged.	1.4005	0.03050	422	285	105	32
170	What did you think a Brazilian was?	1.3995	0.03467	403	291	63	49
171	Gesheudenteit!	1.3985	0.03375	409	292	71	46
172	Better think twice about going nude without sunscreen.	1.3985	0.03190	399	273	93	33
173	Oh no, it's sticker shock!	1.3982	0.03197	452	322	80	50
174	I warned you to never try to hold back a sneeze...	1.3973	0.03170	448	317	84	47
175	Honey, I think you're missing the points.	1.3973	0.03158	438	307	88	43
176	My mother warned me that you were spineless.	1.3972	0.03072	428	293	100	35
177	I think it's more than male pattern baldness.	1.3969	0.03293	388	269	84	35
178	You’re supposed to picture THEM naked.	1.3969	0.03314	388	270	82	36
179	You think you have it bad, ain't no one going to hug me.	1.3964	0.03017	439	300	104	35
180	Brazilian?	1.3961	0.03152	409	281	94	34
181	Whaddaya mean you identify as deciduous?	1.3952	0.03388	415	300	66	49
182	Oh no, after all that, he loves me not.	1.3945	0.03204	403	279	89	35
183	First time?	1.3943	0.03230	388	267	89	32
184	I don’t think that was suntan lotion	1.3939	0.03126	424	294	93	37
185	Well whose ARE they then?	1.3936	0.03188	409	284	89	36
186	For chrissakes, put something on.	1.3929	0.03185	392	269	92	31
187	It’s an election year. The pricks come back.	1.3922	0.03428	385	275	69	41
188	Excuse me, I think you dropped this.	1.3920	0.03197	375	255	93	27
189	I bet if you wear a hat no one will even notice	1.3917	0.03194	411	287	87	37
190	'Spineless' is merely a philosophical term.	1.3916	0.03381	383	271	74	38
191	So, this is goodbye? I thought we were a prickly pair.	1.3915	0.03733	401	308	29	64
192	Look on the bright side, the ladies won't call you a prick anymore.	1.3909	0.03408	394	283	68	43
193	Dude. You're nude.	1.3902	0.03212	387	267	89	31
194	Your mother warned me you were spineless!	1.3894	0.03169	398	275	91	32
195	I'm proud of you--lowering your defenses is the first step toward healthier relationships, better communication, and psychological growth.	1.3889	0.03179	396	274	90	32
196	To me, you're still sexy bald, but you'd better put on a hat out here.	1.3889	0.03139	396	272	94	30
197	Put your hands up and drop everything!	1.3879	0.03386	397	286	68	43
198	Hey, I'm sorry, I thought you knew I was here.	1.3878	0.03262	392	275	82	35
199	Listen, being a hat guy isn’t so bad.	1.3877	0.03009	405	274	105	26
200	Sorry .... I was just trying to cure your hiccups!	1.3876	0.03260	418	299	76	43
201	Geez, Dad….I hope baldness doesn't run in the family.	1.3875	0.03297	369	256	83	30
202	I just said you were prickly. I wasn’t making any demands.	1.3864	0.03124	383	261	96	26
203	I told you - you need to moisturize every day.	1.3860	0.03239	399	281	82	36
204	No one lives close enough to notice!	1.3850	0.03197	374	257	90	27
205	I'll get the sunscreen.	1.3850	0.03193	400	280	86	34
206	Don't stress about it, Hal. You're still succulent.	1.3829	0.03370	350	244	78	28
207	Well, I told ya not to sneeze with yer mouth closed.	1.3820	0.03129	411	288	89	34
208	You see? THIS is what happens when you try to stifle a sneeze.	1.3819	0.03318	398	286	72	40
209	All I said was a little off the top	1.3810	0.03155	399	279	88	32
210	Now that you're spineless, you remind me of Mitch McConnell.	1.3799	0.03577	379	282	50	47
211	There's always toothpicks.	1.3794	0.03461	340	240	71	29
212	Don’t worry. It’ll grow back thicker.	1.3793	0.03106	377	258	95	24
213	WOW! That dust-devil came really close, didn’t it?	1.3791	0.03228	364	252	86	26
214	Just wear a hat. No one will notice.	1.3791	0.03221	401	285	80	36
215	I was just kidding. I'm not pregnant.	1.3790	0.03561	343	247	62	34
216	Now you’re just a cucumber.	1.3784	0.03193	399	282	83	34
217	At least we got rid of your hiccups.	1.3783	0.03551	341	245	63	33
218	Now your waterbed fantasy can come true.	1.3782	0.03347	349	244	78	27
219	I said you were too needy. Not too “needly.”	1.3782	0.03480	357	257	65	35
220	On the bright side, now you can get a hug.	1.3779	0.03381	344	241	76	27
221	When I said to be more approachable, I didn't mean literally.	1.3779	0.03279	344	237	84	23
222	Don’t turn away Cecil! I’d never judge you just because you’re not as sharp as me!	1.3778	0.03299	360	252	80	28
223	Cheer up. On the positive side, you're more approachable.	1.3775	0.03482	347	248	67	32
224	Male pattern baldness is nothing to be ashamed of	1.3775	0.03360	347	243	77	27
225	I think it makes you look more approachable.	1.3775	0.03402	355	252	72	31
226	Sorry, I assumed you knew I was here.	1.3762	0.03727	303	217	58	28
227	I thought you only asked for a little off the top?	1.3761	0.03545	335	240	64	31
228	They say cactus juice is good for hair restoration. Now there’s an irony.	1.3760	0.03327	359	253	77	29
229	Dude... This isn't a nude beach!	1.3747	0.03458	387	286	57	44
230	That's not what I meant when I said you need to be less prickly.	1.3743	0.03262	350	243	83	24
231	It’s a bold look. I hope you don’t get needled for it.	1.3737	0.03286	372	264	77	31
232	Didn't your mother tell you that her father was deciduous?	1.3730	0.03477	319	224	71	24
233	Didn’t you read about the side effects?!?	1.3725	0.03291	349	244	80	25
234	At least your hiccups are gone!?	1.3725	0.03509	349	253	62	34
235	No,not bald. Think of it more as “huggable”.	1.3718	0.03379	347	246	73	28
236	Just like your old man, Jack, spineless.	1.3709	0.03380	364	262	69	33
237	You can drop all the needles you want, Larry. You're still a prick.	1.3707	0.03781	321	238	47	36
238	Bald is beautiful, bro.	1.3704	0.03350	351	249	74	28
239	You're probably just dehydrated.	1.3701	0.03539	335	242	62	31
240	Whatever you've got ,man, I hope it’s not contagious.”	1.3699	0.03235	365	257	81	27
241	It happened to your uncle at the same age.	1.3698	0.03414	338	240	71	27
242	Dude! Spineless doesn't mean you don't have a spine.	1.3696	0.03313	349	246	77	26
243	Sorry, I won't sneak up on you like that next time	1.3695	0.03341	341	240	76	25
244	"You said you were just getting a bikini-wax!"	1.3689	0.03449	347	250	66	31
245	Are sure this is a nude beach?	1.3688	0.03677	301	216	59	26
246	That must have been quite the sneeze!	1.3683	0.03779	315	233	48	34
247	And now you're cold?	1.3667	0.03622	300	214	62	24
248	How can you be so spineless?	1.3663	0.03803	303	223	49	31
249	And that’s why you should never hold in a sneeze	1.3650	0.03757	326	244	45	37
250	You know they have a pill for that.	1.3648	0.03591	307	220	62	25
251	There’s no such thing as a “kinder and gentler” cactus.	1.3645	0.03507	321	230	65	26
252	Sunscreen! You need to use sunscreen.	1.3636	0.03368	308	214	76	18
253	Just don't forget sunscreen and you'll be fine	1.3630	0.03531	303	215	66	22
254	On days like this, I feel my life is pointless!	1.3625	0.03430	331	237	68	26
255	Don't worry! Oppenheimer said it's just a test.	1.3615	0.03469	343	250	62	31
256	What if I promise to shave first?	1.3615	0.03444	343	249	64	30
257	No, no, you don't look a day over 250	1.3612	0.03399	335	240	69	26
258	It’s very common at your age, Hal. Have you tried combing it over?	1.3608	0.03404	352	256	65	31
259	I was wrong. You weren’t hiding a strong jawline.	1.3603	0.03702	297	216	55	26
260	Needleless to say...	1.3599	0.03557	314	227	61	26
261	Let your guard down is just a figure of speech, dude.	1.3597	0.03648	303	220	57	26
262	Wow, your therapy must be working. You’re no longer a prick.	1.3589	0.03949	287	215	41	31
263	It could be stress related. Look on the bright side, you're more approachable this way.	1.3586	0.03416	343	249	65	29
264	I guess we can call ourselves ‘The Prickly Pair’ anymore, huh?	1.3585	0.03946	265	194	47	24
265	Does somebody need a hug?	1.3584	0.03672	293	212	57	24
266	I didn’t mean to surprise you.	1.3583	0.03523	307	220	64	23
267	Don't be so prickly is a turn of phrase, Larry...	1.3576	0.03781	288	211	51	26
268	It's global balding. Just keep your social distance, okay?	1.3571	0.03399	294	205	73	16
269	I suggest you see an acupuncturist.	1.3571	0.06324	112	84	16	12
270	look at the bright side, you're very huggable now	1.3569	0.03495	325	236	62	27
271	Wow! That was a really hard sneeze!	1.3569	0.03728	297	218	52	27
272	You’ll also notice changes in your voice…	1.3567	0.03790	300	223	47	30
273	I warned you about holding in your sneezes!	1.3563	0.03479	334	244	61	29
274	Maybe wear a hat?	1.3562	0.03710	292	213	54	25
275	It happens to most men, Carl.	1.3556	0.03486	315	227	64	24
276	Bold haircut. You’re looking succulent.	1.3554	0.03657	287	207	58	22
277	Have you considered acupuncture?	1.3554	0.03657	287	207	58	22
278	Did I cut it too short?	1.3554	0.03657	287	207	58	22
279	Yes, you're approachable... but also spineless.	1.3549	0.03854	293	219	44	30
280	It makes you look distinguished.	1.3548	0.03214	310	214	82	14
281	Don’t worry, I still find you succulent.	1.3548	0.03764	279	203	53	23
282	It's okay. Just a sign of aging, Dad.	1.3547	0.03641	296	215	57	24
283	You’re still a prick, George.	1.3547	0.03943	296	225	37	34
284	At least you didn’t drop them in a haystack.	1.3540	0.03779	291	215	49	27
285	Pardon me, but I can see your aloe	1.3536	0.03786	280	205	51	24
286	You're a little less sharp than you used to be.	1.3531	0.03729	286	209	53	24
287	That was a helluva sneeze. You okay?	1.3529	0.03797	289	214	48	27
288	You should get that mole checked out	1.3523	0.03707	281	204	55	22
289	You are not going to school dressed like that, Cameron. Spines back on!	1.3521	0.03746	284	208	52	24
290	Don’t worry you still look great - spineless is in fashion	1.3519	0.03718	287	210	53	24
291	You used to be so sharp, and now you’re just pointless.	1.3519	0.03656	324	243	48	33
292	Maybe, but now you are succulent.	1.3517	0.03658	290	211	56	23
293	That’s why I always cross my arms before I sneeze.	1.3511	0.03797	282	208	49	25
294	Son, I told you that you would lose your needles if you kept doing that!	1.3509	0.03972	265	197	43	25
295	Well, and at your age, they will only grow back thicker in places you don't want them to.	1.3507	0.03831	268	196	50	22
296	Sorry Dude, I din't mean to startle you.	1.3507	0.03574	288	207	61	20
297	I asked you nicely to stop needling me	1.3507	0.03739	288	212	51	25
298	I've never seen anyone sneeze like that Jerry	1.3505	0.03806	291	217	46	28
299	Are you getting enough Calcium?	1.3504	0.03626	274	196	60	18
300	Oh god you look just like your dad.	1.3503	0.03715	294	217	51	26
301	Your dad was the same at your age	1.3500	0.03798	260	188	53	19
302	I told you.. never sneeze.	1.3493	0.03669	292	214	54	24
303	You might want to consider taking a break from social media.	1.3490	0.03521	298	215	62	21
304	Okay, I take it back, you're not a prick.	1.3490	0.03708	298	221	50	27
305	It’s ok, many women prefer a clean shaven cactus.	1.3484	0.03545	310	227	58	25
306	Oh..so you’re not prickly?!	1.3484	0.03394	310	222	68	20
307	We all have those moments where everything feels pointless.	1.3482	0.04098	247	184	40	23
308	You left a spot on the back	1.3474	0.03561	285	205	61	19
309	Don't act like I snuck up on you...we've been next to each other for 165 years	1.3471	0.03510	291	209	63	19
310	Actually being spineless is in nowadays.	1.3467	0.03730	274	200	53	21
311	What do you mean "sneak up on you"? I've been here fifty years.	1.3462	0.03792	260	189	52	19
312	So now we know that "depilatory" is not Spanish for "sunscreen".	1.3462	0.03908	260	192	46	22
313	Are you sure you read the washing instructions?	1.3462	0.03752	286	212	49	25
314	How could I startle you? I've been here for years!	1.3460	0.03800	263	192	51	20
315	I heard you’re trying to be less of a prick.	1.3459	0.05125	159	119	25	15
316	This is why I advocate needle exchange programs.	1.3458	0.03762	295	221	46	28
317	This is what happens when you hit puberty.	1.3453	0.03654	307	229	50	28
318	All I said was Santos is running again.	1.3451	0.03882	255	187	48	20
319	You should see someone about that cough.	1.3447	0.04201	206	149	43	14
320	You still look sharp to me.	1.3445	0.03569	299	219	57	23
321	You're gonna have to change your profile picture.	1.3442	0.03341	308	220	70	18
322	I told you, when they said Brazilian, they did not mean music.	1.3439	0.03758	285	212	48	25
323	Not gonna lie, Ted - I thought you meant you felt exposed in an emotional sense.	1.3436	0.03734	291	217	48	26
324	Sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.	1.3426	0.03670	251	179	58	14
325	Excuse me.	1.3425	0.05274	146	109	24	13
326	Give it up, Gary. Everybody knows you’re a cucumber.	1.3423	0.03902	260	193	45	22
327	You're not looking so sharp.	1.3421	0.03490	266	188	65	13
328	On the bright side, you’re much more approachable.	1.3420	0.03621	269	194	58	17
329	I'm no doctor, but a sneeze like that must be a sign of something serious.	1.3420	0.03771	269	198	50	21
330	If you had listened to our mother 100 years ago, you would have taken better care of your skin."	1.3415	0.03703	287	213	50	24
331	You seem so approachable.	1.3411	0.03643	258	185	58	15
332	Sorry. Did I startle you?	1.3409	0.03895	264	197	44	23
333	Did I startle you?	1.3407	0.03694	273	200	53	20
334	The directive was to thread the needle, not shed the needle.	1.3407	0.03694	273	200	53	20
335	I TOLD you to get vaccinated!	1.3405	0.03878	279	211	41	27
336	Gesundheit! Jean Godden Seattle Washington	1.3402	0.04081	244	183	39	22
337	I still find you very attractive.	1.3399	0.03646	253	181	58	14
338	No, it's a not a dream. Yes, you are naked.	1.3399	0.03976	253	189	42	22
339	I will never sneak up on you again.	1.3398	0.03909	259	193	44	22
340	Told you not to stifle your sneezes.	1.3396	0.03777	268	198	49	21
341	Big date tonight?	1.3394	0.03760	277	206	48	23
342	You got the job dancing at the car dealership?	1.3393	0.03799	280	210	45	25
343	You can lower your arms now. Those bandits are long gone.	1.3392	0.03669	283	209	52	22
344	Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you - I thought you knew I was here.	1.3388	0.04108	245	185	37	23
345	That was Nair not sunscreen!!	1.3388	0.03899	245	180	47	18
346	Once you lose your spines here in Arizona, the only thing you can do is run for office	1.3385	0.04118	260	200	32	28
347	Try focusing on the potential upsides: hugs, balloons, bounce houses...	1.3381	0.03754	281	210	47	24
348	Sometimes you have to lose your needles to find yourself.	1.3375	0.03954	240	177	45	18
349	Hey buddy stop worrying. He’s not our president again yet.	1.3373	0.03983	252	189	41	22
350	On the bright side, you look a lot taller now.	1.3373	0.03748	255	186	52	17
351	Sorry man I didn’t mean to sneak up on you like that	1.3372	0.03954	258	194	41	23
352	Don’t worry. To me, you’ll always be irritating.	1.3372	0.03883	261	195	44	22
353	Dude, you HAVE to hydrate.	1.3370	0.03796	273	204	46	23
354	Whoa! You’re going to need more sunscreen.	1.3360	0.03830	247	181	49	17
355	Well, it can't be the water.	1.3360	0.03786	247	180	51	16
356	Wow,the psychotherapy is working. You're really letting down your defenses.	1.3360	0.03849	253	187	47	19
357	Talking to you is pointless!	1.3359	0.04051	256	195	36	25
358	I told you there were side effects!	1.3359	0.03695	256	186	54	16
359	Why is the plural cact-I, but the singular cact-US?	1.3357	0.03684	277	205	51	21
360	I shouldn’t have brought up the election.	1.3347	0.04041	236	176	41	19
361	Well, maybe so—but let’s face it: You sure had a lot of fun!	1.3347	0.03901	248	184	45	19
362	Don't know how to say this diplomatically, but, I think you should go back to your old stylist.	1.3347	0.03773	248	181	51	16
363	I told you that cheap sunscreen had side effects.	1.3346	0.03544	263	189	60	14
364	You look like you need a hug.	1.3346	0.03625	263	191	56	16
365	Not what I meant by ‘drop it.’	1.3346	0.03637	266	194	55	17
366	Sorry, I'll never say you are 'too prickly' again.	1.3346	0.03531	269	194	60	15
367	Sorry, dude - shed happens.	1.3345	0.03558	287	211	56	20
368	“ So? She loves you; or she loves you not?”	1.3333	0.03896	252	188	44	20
369	Sorry, I shouldn't have snuck up on you like that.	1.3333	0.03741	255	187	51	17
370	You know better than to hold your sneeze in.	1.3333	0.03688	243	175	55	13
371	On the plus side, you’ll be the fastest cactus on the swim team.	1.3333	0.03800	261	194	47	20
372	Welcome to menopause.	1.3333	0.03851	267	201	43	23
373	At least you still have your eyebrows?	1.3333	0.03883	264	199	42	23
374	Wow, that was some sneeze!	1.3321	0.03728	268	199	49	20
375	I told you to read the list of side effects!	1.3321	0.03536	268	194	59	15
376	Sorry if I rubbed you the wrong way.	1.3320	0.03888	241	178	46	17
377	You really did shake it off.	1.3319	0.04003	235	175	42	18
378	It's just that we are no longer a prickly pair.	1.3309	0.03695	275	205	49	21
379	No, really. You look great.	1.3308	0.03767	260	193	48	19
380	Your only hope now is acupuncture.	1.3308	0.04070	260	201	32	27
381	Well, THAT was a pointless exercise.	1.3306	0.03875	242	179	46	17
382	You’re missing the point.	1.3305	0.03850	236	173	48	15
383	I hesitate to tell you this, but people think you’re too soft.	1.3305	0.03884	233	171	47	15
384	That’s not what I meant when I said you need to stop being a prick.	1.3297	0.03794	279	212	42	25
385	Don't worry, spineless is rather in fashion these days, especially in politics.	1.3296	0.03953	267	205	36	26
386	I say this as a friend, you aren't as sharp as you used to be.	1.3295	0.03794	261	195	46	20
387	It's stress. I'll give you my therapist's number.	1.3294	0.03807	252	187	47	18
388	Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys your age.	1.3294	0.03723	252	185	51	16
389	An optimist would call it ‘bikini ready’.	1.3293	0.03796	249	184	48	17
390	It was my hair removal cream. Did you think it was shampoo?	1.3281	0.03763	256	190	48	18
391	Needles to say... you look succulent.	1.3281	0.04000	256	196	36	24
392	Don't worry. You're better off. They were just a bunch of pricks anyway.	1.3281	0.03956	253	192	39	22
393	You said Arizonan? Could of sworn you asked for the Brazilian…	1.3281	0.04149	253	197	29	27
394	It…takes years off you.	1.3280	0.03565	250	180	58	12
395	Stressed?	1.3265	0.03655	245	178	54	13
396	He loves me not..	1.3263	0.04070	236	179	37	20
397	You're spineless, but in a good way.	1.3261	0.03711	230	166	53	11
398	Suddenly you don't seem to be the prick you once were.	1.3261	0.04100	230	174	37	19
399	Oops, didn't mean to scare you.	1.3257	0.03787	261	196	45	20
400	Do you need a hug?	1.3251	0.03941	243	183	41	19
401	The doctor warned you there could be side effects.	1.3250	0.03796	240	177	48	15
402	Well, I must say, you're much less of a prick this way.	1.3249	0.03921	237	177	43	17
403	Turn around and say it to my face, you spineless bastard.	1.3249	0.03921	237	177	43	17
404	I’d say they’ll grow back, but honestly I’m not sure they do.	1.3248	0.03862	234	173	46	15
405	Did you keep the receipt?	1.3248	0.03814	234	172	48	14
406	So sorry....I didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.	1.3244	0.03736	262	196	47	19
407	I’m fairly certain the sunscreen bottle stated all natural not au naturel	1.3243	0.04154	222	168	36	18
408	I startled you? We’re the only 2 out here & have been here for millennia.	1.3243	0.04104	222	167	38	17
409	It will only grow back thicker.	1.3242	0.03589	256	187	55	14
410	Was it laser or wax?	1.3240	0.03983	250	191	37	22
411	God bless you.	1.3238	0.03927	244	184	41	19
412	You are not a cucumber, okay? Get over it.	1.3237	0.04048	241	184	36	21
413	The thought of him possibly regaining the presidency scares me, too!	1.3235	0.03996	238	180	39	19
414	I told you not to watch the State of the Union.	1.3235	0.03952	238	179	41	18
415	Well now maybe you will stop being a prick	1.3231	0.04154	229	175	34	20
416	Yeah, Phil, it’s obvious you’re stressed.	1.3226	0.03707	248	183	50	15
417	Cheer up. Bald is in.	1.3223	0.03723	242	178	50	14
418	I’m not a licensed barber, per se. I should have led with that.	1.3220	0.04107	236	181	34	21
419	puberty happens differently for everyone	1.3219	0.04009	233	176	39	18
420	I didn’t mean it literally when I told you to stop being such a prick.	1.3219	0.04100	233	178	35	20
421	And that’s how baby cacti are made.	1.3216	0.03842	255	193	42	20
422	Gesundheit, Curly.	1.3214	0.04170	224	171	34	19
423	I told you it wouldn’t make it look bigger.	1.3214	0.03915	252	192	39	21
424	Sorry to startle you. I’ve been back here for 40 years and thought it was time to introduce myself.	1.3213	0.04161	221	168	35	18
425	Sorry. When I said ' Stick 'em up," I was just kidding.	1.3211	0.03856	246	185	43	18
426	The good news is that you're no longer a real prick!	1.3210	0.03890	243	183	42	18
427	So you're not as much of a prick as you used to be, it happens.	1.3208	0.03834	240	179	45	16
428	"You look like a pickle with arms."	1.3198	0.03928	247	188	39	20
429	At least no more hiccups, right Dan?	1.3198	0.04194	222	170	33	19
430	Wow, Jim, you really are spineless	1.3197	0.04088	244	189	32	23
431	Any side effects to taking it?	1.3196	0.03927	219	162	44	13
432	Sorry, dude but you look like a pickle.	1.3194	0.04227	216	165	33	18
433	That wasn't sunscreen. It was Nair!	1.3191	0.03817	257	195	42	20
434	Hey! The nude desert is a half mile that way!	1.3191	0.03817	257	195	42	20
435	You look bald, needleless to say.	1.3187	0.03626	251	185	52	14
436	I promise, you can live a full life without a bunch of pricks."	1.3184	0.04367	223	175	25	23
437	Gosh, I didn't mean to startle you!	1.3182	0.03806	242	181	45	16
438	Don't worry. I'll protect you.	1.3178	0.03919	236	178	41	17
439	Wow, you really did get scared spineless.	1.3172	0.04026	227	172	38	17
440	Without the needles, you’re basically a giant cucumber.	1.3170	0.04113	224	171	35	18
441	Maybe you shouldn’t have used the loofah.	1.3165	0.04039	218	164	39	15
442	Whoa, whoa, don’t get all non-defensive.	1.3162	0.03985	234	178	38	18
443	Now they’ll grow back thicker.	1.3162	0.03845	234	175	44	15
444	Erectile dysfunction medications are not without side effects.	1.3160	0.04022	231	176	37	18
445	Oh, that’s just Pablo. He’s Brazilian	1.3160	0.03887	250	191	39	20
446	Please tell me your condition is not contagious…	1.3158	0.03913	228	171	42	15
447	Bold, but it doesn’t change who you are on the inside.	1.3158	0.03658	228	166	52	10
448	Allergies, amiright?	1.3156	0.03824	244	184	43	17
449	It happens, you’re just not as sharp as you used to be!	1.3153	0.04233	222	172	30	20
450	Next time, please try to sneeze into your elbow.	1.3147	0.03912	232	175	41	16
451	Sorry, did I scare you?	1.3145	0.03906	248	190	38	20
452	I don’t mean to be a prick but …	1.3144	0.03899	229	172	42	15
453	I told you to stay dehydrated.	1.3143	0.03676	245	182	49	14
454	I told you not using sunscreen ages you faster.	1.3139	0.03970	223	168	40	15
455	Did it at least stop the hiccups?	1.3138	0.03784	239	179	45	15
456	I'm sorry. Did I startle you?	1.3138	0.03831	239	180	43	16
457	Looking sharp! Metaphorically.	1.3138	0.03784	239	179	45	15
458	You should've sneezed into your elbow!	1.3137	0.04225	204	155	34	15
459	I admit you’ve made some good points.	1.3136	0.03848	220	163	45	12
460	Harold, I'm pregnant.	1.3136	0.04258	220	171	29	20
461	No it's cool. Some of my best friends are deciduous.	1.3134	0.04149	217	166	34	17
462	Sweetheart that's not what I meant by being more vulnerable	1.3133	0.03898	233	176	41	16
463	You can always say you’re a pickle.	1.3133	0.03898	233	176	41	16
464	I suggest that you wear a baseball cap	1.3128	0.03919	227	171	41	15
465	Chia Pet Hair Solution did wonders for my cousin Hank.	1.3128	0.03869	227	170	43	14
466	You know, some find it sexier.	1.3125	0.04055	224	171	36	17
467	It's ok Tony..you're still a prick on the inside	1.3125	0.03995	240	185	35	20
468	It was so quiet, you could hear all the needles drop...	1.3125	0.03904	224	168	42	14
469	Oh yeah, you’re sooo evolved.	1.3122	0.03803	237	178	44	15
470	Have you tried toothpicks?	1.3122	0.04150	205	155	36	14
471	Rogaine. With Amazon Prime, you’ll get it tomorrow.	1.3117	0.03740	247	186	45	16
472	Well, on the other hand, you look younger.	1.3117	0.03821	231	173	44	14
473	Clothing optional for the GUESTS Ralph, not the scenery.	1.3111	0.04039	225	172	36	17
474	Now - very slowly - toss your wallet behind you, and nobody will get hurt.	1.3109	0.03836	238	180	42	16
475	Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air.	1.3103	0.04136	232	181	30	21
476	So what if you're not as sharp as a tack any more!	1.3102	0.04156	216	166	33	17
477	I recommend not sneezing anymore.	1.3099	0.03651	242	180	49	13
478	Experts say all men after 50 begin to look like their grandmothers	1.3094	0.03909	223	168	41	14
479	I actually find your vulnerability very attractive.	1.3093	0.03663	236	175	49	12
480	Gotta read those shampoo labels.	1.3084	0.03959	227	173	38	16
481	You’re starting to burn!	1.3077	0.03597	247	184	50	13
482	Face it. You’re not as sharp as you once were.	1.3073	0.04139	205	156	35	14
483	Sorry. I did say, drop everything.	1.3070	0.03837	215	160	44	11
484	It’s OK. A lot of guys suffer from premature balding.	1.3065	0.04224	199	152	33	14
485	I liked you better when you were a prick.	1.3061	0.04448	196	153	26	17
486	I always knew you were spineless Harold.	1.3058	0.04345	206	161	27	18
487	Well, at least now, you're less of aa prick!	1.3056	0.04146	216	167	32	17
488	Dont fret it, half these guys nowadays are going neddleless by choice.	1.3049	0.03740	223	166	46	11
489	When I said ‘stop being so prickly’, I meant your attitude.	1.3049	0.03847	223	168	42	13
490	Honestly, you hardly notice.	1.3046	0.04310	197	152	30	15
491	I wasn’t addressing your character when I called you spineless.	1.3043	0.03816	230	174	42	14
492	I told you to use protection!	1.3043	0.03914	230	176	38	16
493	The next activity is a trust fall.	1.3041	0.04104	194	146	37	11
494	Sir, this is not a needle optional beach	1.3036	0.03935	224	171	38	15
495	Went too far with the manscaping, huh?	1.3035	0.04005	201	151	39	11
496	I got Aloe vera growing in my butt if you want some of that.	1.3032	0.04389	188	145	29	14
497	Maybe if you just comb the rest over?	1.3026	0.03983	228	176	35	17
498	I told you to use it UNDER your arms! It ain’t a body wash! Do you ever actually listen to me?	1.3026	0.03934	228	175	37	16
499	and that's why I wear sunscreen	1.3021	0.03657	235	176	47	12
500	You should never hold your sneezes in.	1.3020	0.04286	202	157	29	16
501	Sorry. I thought 'Stick 'em up!' after all these years would be funny."	1.3019	0.03975	212	161	38	13
502	On the other hand, you won't have to shave under your arms.	1.3018	0.03689	222	165	47	10
503	I warned you to get vaccinated.	1.3015	0.03964	199	149	40	10
504	You should really try acupuncture, it’s changed my life.	1.3015	0.04090	199	151	36	12
505	It’s brave of you to drop the Tough Guy facade.	1.3014	0.03832	219	165	42	12
506	Did you finally stop being a big prick?	1.3010	0.04495	196	155	23	18
507	I never realized until this exact moment how phallic we are.	1.3005	0.04302	193	149	30	14
508	See what happens when you try to block a sneeze?”	1.3005	0.03845	213	160	42	11
509	First dose of Ozempic	1.3004	0.03724	233	176	44	13
510	Blame your parents.	1.3000	0.03762	220	165	44	11
511	That’s what you get for declawing the cat.	1.3000	0.04109	210	162	33	15
512	I guess they didn’t tell you the orgy was postponed.	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
513	At least you don't have to worry about being a prick anymore.	1.3000	0.04053	210	161	35	14
514	You know? You’re spineless.	1.2996	0.03788	227	172	42	13
515	Look at the bright side, no one can say you’re being too prickly	1.2995	0.03851	217	164	41	12
516	On the upside, your prostate is fine	1.2995	0.04476	207	166	20	21
517	Don't worry, man. 'Thornless' is very cool now."	1.2991	0.03716	224	168	45	11
518	That's how it starts. Next you'll be starting every sentence with, "back in my day .."	1.2986	0.04092	211	163	33	15
519	Don't mean to needle you, but you don't look so sharp.	1.2985	0.03993	201	152	38	11
520	That was one heck of a sneeze, Joe!	1.2978	0.03647	225	168	47	10
521	Don't worry. They say it grows back curly.	1.2970	0.04037	202	154	36	12
522	I guess you CAN sneeze with your eyes open.	1.2965	0.04015	199	151	37	11
523	Hey, it's just me. It's always me.	1.2965	0.03844	226	173	39	14
524	You don’t have to get prickly with me!	1.2961	0.04166	179	135	35	9
525	Are you running for office?	1.2961	0.04090	179	134	37	8
526	I bet you only asked for a small trim, right?	1.2957	0.04061	186	140	37	9
527	Spineless in a good way.	1.2955	0.03860	220	168	39	13
528	Relax, you look ten years younger.	1.2955	0.03695	220	165	45	10
529	I keep telling you to hydrate and put on sunscreen.	1.2952	0.03985	210	161	36	13
530	Oh no! I think you’ve gone deciduous!	1.2951	0.04317	183	141	30	12
531	Drop your weapons and put your hands up!	1.2950	0.04121	200	154	33	13
532	Honey, this is not what I had in mind when I asked you to reinvent yourself.”	1.2949	0.03727	217	163	44	10
533	I overplucked in the nineties, too.	1.2947	0.03965	207	158	37	12
534	Work on your offense.	1.2944	0.04293	180	138	31	11
535	Like I said, your mother's father was a watermelon.	1.2944	0.04201	214	169	27	18
536	‘Early onset scalding…’	1.2944	0.03818	214	162	41	11
537	If only you could see the bright side.	1.2941	0.04459	204	164	20	20
538	It's the stress.	1.2941	0.04122	204	158	32	14
539	God Bless.	1.2939	0.03811	245	191	36	18
540	Looks like we'll have to find you a new name, Needles.	1.2938	0.04081	211	164	32	15
541	Whoa. And I thought I was the one with the over-the-top startle response.	1.2938	0.03734	211	158	44	9
542	Hey! I'm not only the Spine Club president, but I'm also a client!	1.2936	0.03934	218	168	36	14
543	All things considered; I thought ‘Stick ‘em up!’ was pretty funny…	1.2933	0.03744	225	171	42	12
544	Hey! This isn’t a nude beach!	1.2932	0.03914	191	143	40	8
545	If you think THAT"S alarming, wait until I tell you about global warming!	1.2929	0.03890	198	149	40	9
546	It's the vaccine, bro!	1.2926	0.04297	188	146	29	13
547	Looks like you've got your mother's deciduous nature.	1.2925	0.03779	212	160	42	10
548	Needless to say I warned you about sneezing...	1.2921	0.04016	178	133	38	7
549	Manscaping kit? What were you thinking?!?!	1.2919	0.04344	185	144	28	13
550	you sure you're not stressed?	1.2919	0.04136	185	141	34	10
551	I'm sorry I needled you.	1.2919	0.03752	209	157	43	9
552	Well...you'll get more hugs.	1.2917	0.04101	192	147	34	11
553	Doesn’t your mom’s dad still have his spines?	1.2913	0.03786	206	155	42	9
554	You were right,I should have taken the measles vaccine!	1.2908	0.03910	196	148	39	9
555	If it makes a difference, I can get a wax job.	1.2907	0.03844	172	126	42	4
556	Marty,you're not weak--being vulnerable is the point!	1.2906	0.03884	203	154	39	10
557	You'll always be prickly to me!	1.2906	0.04007	203	156	35	12
558	I TOLD you a full body wax was a bad idea!	1.2906	0.04186	203	159	29	15
559	When our therapist said to “make yourself vulnerable” I’m not sure that’s what she meant.	1.2905	0.03973	210	162	35	13
560	Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you. In my defense, I’ve been here for 30 years.	1.2902	0.04212	193	150	30	13
561	You're not as sharp as you used to be Dave.	1.2897	0.03863	214	164	38	12
562	You’re still a prick Tony	1.2892	0.04109	204	159	31	14
563	You really gotta work on those stress levels, Hal.	1.2891	0.03721	211	159	43	9
564	You're going to have to get over your fear of needles.	1.2890	0.04474	173	135	26	12
565	“If they don’t grow back, there’s always Cactus Club for Men.”	1.2887	0.04129	194	150	32	12
566	Did I scare ya, Bobby, or are ya just plain spineless?	1.2885	0.03754	208	157	42	9
567	It’s better than a comb-over	1.2880	0.04172	191	148	31	12
568	You're not looking too sharp there, Dave.	1.2874	0.04221	174	133	32	9
569	I know it's hot, but going NAKED? REALLY!	1.2873	0.04185	181	139	32	10
570	Did you ask your doctor if Needlezoff is right for you?	1.2873	0.04400	181	142	26	13
571	Chris Rock better keep his mouth shut.	1.2873	0.04111	181	138	34	9
572	When you get older, things will begin to change.	1.2872	0.03937	188	142	38	8
573	For the record, I never thought you were a prick.	1.2872	0.04360	195	155	24	16
574	Mother was wrong; it doesn't make you go blind, it makes your needles fall off.	1.2872	0.04299	195	154	26	15
575	Now you are going to have to stop needling me about my droopy arm.	1.2872	0.04360	195	155	24	16
576	I think you look distinguished.	1.2872	0.03913	195	148	38	9
577	No, you're still prickly. Now, you're also bald.	1.2868	0.05300	129	102	17	10
578	Oh, sorry—my allergies are acting up again.	1.2865	0.04153	192	149	31	12
579	Don’t worry. You will find them all growing back in your ears and nose.	1.2864	0.04295	199	158	25	16
580	No, really. It doesn't make your ears look big.	1.2864	0.04051	199	154	33	12
581	That looked like a loud sneeze, but I don't have any ears.	1.2864	0.04235	199	157	27	15
582	That was a close shave, but they're gone now.	1.2864	0.04235	199	157	27	15
583	I always wondered what would happen if someone sneezed, burped and farted at the same time.	1.2857	0.04428	175	137	26	12
584	…and now for the bad news.	1.2857	0.04091	182	139	34	9
585	But you said it would be okay if I wore protection!	1.2857	0.04237	182	141	30	11
586	Honey, if Chris Rock says a word about it, I'll slap him.	1.2849	0.04241	186	145	29	12
587	I think you should just lean into the look	1.2842	0.04072	183	140	34	9
588	I still find you attractive.	1.2840	0.04295	169	130	30	9
589	Whatever I say it will be pointless	1.2840	0.04212	169	129	32	8
590	hey man do you know what that noise was?	1.2840	0.04672	162	128	22	12
591	Uh. God bless you?	1.2836	0.04077	201	157	31	13
592	Maybe next time I suggest sunscreen, you'll listen!	1.2827	0.04091	191	148	32	11
593	What did they not get about just a little off the top?	1.2827	0.04223	191	150	28	13
594	Look, some cacti just hit puberty a little later than others.	1.2827	0.03884	191	145	38	8
595	Well, if thats the only side effect you get from that pill you'll be lucky, cause the commercial listed way more!	1.2826	0.04404	184	146	24	14
596	I really didn't think you would go that far when I said you were being a prick!	1.2826	0.04336	184	145	26	13
597	I'm sorry! Did I rub you the wrong way?	1.2825	0.04159	177	136	32	9
598	What part of right arm up and left arm down, don't you get	1.2825	0.04457	177	140	24	13
599	Ne'er do well, I said, not Nair do well.	1.2824	0.04353	170	132	28	10
600	You also farted when you sneezed.	1.2821	0.03830	195	148	39	8
601	At least you’re in good company. This year’s primaries are also pointless.	1.2818	0.04522	181	145	21	15
602	Saguaro you feeling? You aren’t looking too sharp.	1.2818	0.04095	181	139	33	9
603	On the bright side you're not as much of a prick.	1.2816	0.04204	174	134	31	9
604	Bro, i get it. Really, i do. But the REASON it works for Tucci is because he’s got those bitchin’ chunky frames.	1.2814	0.04322	167	129	29	9
605	I just hope you did it for you and not someone else.	1.2811	0.03885	185	140	38	7
606	Don’t take it personal. They’re just pricks.	1.2809	0.04575	178	143	20	15
607	Don't worry, I'm sure it happens to lots of guys!	1.2807	0.04410	171	134	26	11
608	At least it didn't happen at school.	1.2806	0.04205	196	155	27	14
609	He won the election.	1.2802	0.04149	182	141	31	10
610	I knew you’d regret it — beards never go out of style.	1.2802	0.04000	182	139	35	8
611	You went a little overboard with the depilatory cream.	1.2802	0.04293	182	143	27	12
612	Sorry I startled you!	1.2798	0.03987	193	149	34	10
613	I warned you to stop touching yourself!	1.2798	0.04120	193	151	30	12
614	Honey, I'm sorry. You surprised me. Really, you look great.	1.2798	0.04462	168	132	25	11
615	On the plus side, you'll be free of tan lines.	1.2789	0.03957	190	146	35	9
616	I thought we agreed on protection.	1.2789	0.03886	190	145	37	8
617	Nah, I don’t think you’re ready for “Naked and Afraid.”	1.2789	0.03813	190	144	39	7
618	It’s not like I snuck up on you!	1.2789	0.03813	190	144	39	7
619	Sorry, didn’t mean to sneak up on you like that	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
620	Oh, I thought you knew I was behind you.	1.2787	0.04056	183	141	33	9
621	Nevertheless, Steve, nobody thinks you're any less tough, gnarled and eerie.	1.2783	0.03800	212	164	37	11
622	Didn’t you read the warning on the bottle?	1.2781	0.03849	187	142	38	7
623	I suggest a less dry climate.	1.2778	0.03847	198	152	37	9
624	Not used to seeing a Brazilian around these parts	1.2778	0.04461	180	144	22	14
625	Of course I love you, just not in that way.	1.2778	0.04571	162	128	23	11
626	When I said you should let your guard down, I didn’t mean …	1.2775	0.04209	191	151	27	13
627	She says that she likes me better without the needles.	1.2772	0.03859	202	156	36	10
628	Don't worry, lots of men deal with spine loss.	1.2772	0.04109	184	143	31	10
629	You have that “cool as a cucumber’ ambiance .	1.2772	0.04181	184	144	29	11
630	Well I guess that means I'm the prick now.	1.2771	0.04491	166	131	24	11
631	Busted! You're just a cucumber with a sewing kit!	1.2771	0.04572	166	132	22	12
632	Now you’ll make a better dildo!	1.2769	0.04147	195	154	28	13
633	Did you shave?	1.2766	0.04048	188	146	32	10
634	Too much Nair? Happened to me once!	1.2766	0.04048	188	146	32	10
635	Don’t worry, we can fix this. I know this porcupine that sells implants on the cheap.	1.2766	0.03832	188	143	38	7
636	Smooth move.	1.2765	0.04415	170	134	25	11
637	Well if I knew this was gonna happen, I wouldn’t have snuck up in you.	1.2759	0.03779	203	156	38	9
638	Don't be such a prude, I just called you succulent.	1.2755	0.03728	196	149	40	7
639	Some situations are thornier than others.” 🌵	1.2755	0.04064	196	154	30	12
640	This is not the nude beach.	1.2751	0.03959	189	146	34	9
641	You’re still a bit uneven. Pull another one.	1.2750	0.04429	160	125	26	9
642	That aloe-pecia hits quick.	1.2749	0.04392	171	135	25	11
643	No, no, I swear — it looks good, dude. Your face doesn't look weird and doughy and huge and pale at all.	1.2749	0.04233	171	133	29	9
644	Oh Walter, you may be thorn impaired, but your still succulent!"	1.2746	0.04170	193	153	27	13
645	You used to be a total prick.	1.2741	0.04233	197	158	24	15
646	Is that a tattoo of a Joshua Tree on your back?	1.2741	0.04046	197	155	30	12
647	You'll fit right in at burning man.	1.2739	0.04201	157	120	31	6
648	Hands up. Weapons on the ground.”	1.2738	0.04196	168	130	30	8
649	Saguaro you feeling my friend?	1.2738	0.04363	168	132	26	10
650	On the positive side, now you can play for the Yankees.	1.2736	0.03960	212	168	30	14
651	I don't think this is what your therapist meant when they said be less prickly	1.2733	0.04132	161	123	32	6
652	Hmmmmmmmmmm a smoothie...	1.2733	0.04225	161	124	30	7
653	Aloe, Pecia!	1.2733	0.04370	172	136	25	11
654	Hey, Yul Brenner was cool!	1.2727	0.03980	187	145	33	9
655	Cheer up. You don't look bald, you look clean shaven.	1.2727	0.03974	165	125	35	5
656	And now he’s back on the ballot.	1.2727	0.04191	187	148	27	12
657	I’m sorry but all physicals require a prostate exam.	1.2722	0.04156	180	141	29	10
658	Wow! That was some sneeze Walter!	1.2722	0.04303	180	143	25	12
659	So, are the hiccups gone?	1.2722	0.04089	169	130	32	7
660	Told you to read the fine-print. Side effects may include mild depression and near certain needle loss.	1.2718	0.03868	195	151	35	9
661	Happy 40th, Jerry.	1.2717	0.04020	184	143	32	9
662	You outta try Rogaine.	1.2717	0.04109	173	134	31	8
663	There’s too many pricks in this world anyway	1.2717	0.04646	173	141	17	15
664	Sorry, but you look like a giant pickle.	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
665	I told you sunscreen had side effects	1.2713	0.03961	188	146	33	9
666	You dropped something	1.2711	0.04307	166	130	27	9
667	So? Does she love you, or love you not?	1.2711	0.04307	166	130	27	9
668	You still have the hiccups?	1.2706	0.04068	170	131	32	7
669	You know, I heard it grows back thicker than before!”	1.2706	0.04236	170	133	28	9
670	I told you go easy on the Nair!	1.2705	0.03900	207	163	32	12
671	Maybe you should see a doctor about that premature ejaculation.	1.2704	0.03984	196	154	31	11
672	I told you you've gone too far with this manscaping thing.	1.2701	0.04168	174	136	29	9
673	You need SPF 50, buddy.	1.2701	0.04006	174	134	33	7
674	I suggested a LITTLE more vulnerability.	1.2701	0.04325	174	138	25	11
675	Uh, this is not a needles-optional desert, Bert.	1.2697	0.04402	178	143	22	13
676	Have you considered a toupée?	1.2695	0.04023	167	128	33	6
677	I told you, no sex without protection.	1.2695	0.04367	167	132	25	10
678	Nice try, but pickles don’t have arms.	1.2695	0.04529	167	134	21	12
679	You’re still beautiful to me.	1.2695	0.03933	167	127	35	5
680	Look at the bright side. You’ll no longer be such a prick!	1.2692	0.04487	156	123	24	9
681	Dude. Male pattern baldness is the worst.	1.2692	0.04189	182	144	27	11
682	But if I scratch your back now, what are you going to do for me?	1.2692	0.04579	156	124	22	10
683	Sorry, you're right, I'm the prick.	1.2690	0.04158	197	158	25	14
684	On the bright side, you aren't the old prick you once were.	1.2690	0.04214	171	134	28	9
685	“Don't encourage the tree huggers.”	1.2690	0.04452	171	137	22	12
686	It looks great, don’t worry about it.	1.2690	0.04132	171	133	30	8
687	I'm not sure swimsuit season is a thing out here...	1.2688	0.04195	186	148	26	12
688	Have you considered Rogaine?	1.2686	0.03903	175	134	35	6
689	For goodness' sake cover yourself up. Someone's coming.	1.2683	0.04246	164	128	28	8
690	Wow! I've never seen you naked before.	1.2683	0.04246	164	128	28	8
691	Don’t be afraid, it’s just prickly heat	1.2682	0.04234	179	142	26	11
692	It's just me. It's always just me.	1.2680	0.04448	153	120	25	8
693	I told you not to shave, your going to get cold at night	1.2680	0.04350	153	119	27	7
694	That's not what they mean by needle exchange.	1.2678	0.04096	183	144	29	10
695	Joe, stop being so grumpy! People can finally hug you.	1.2674	0.04193	172	135	28	9
696	You afraid of needles?	1.2674	0.04243	187	150	24	13
697	Did you really trade aloe for Nair?	1.2674	0.04035	187	147	30	10
698	The bottle on the top shelf was Nair, not sunscreen	1.2671	0.04203	161	125	29	7
699	That wasn’t your new sunblock, love.	1.2671	0.04203	161	125	29	7
700	I still think you’ll look better in a bathing suit this way.	1.2670	0.03966	176	136	33	7
701	Told you it was a nuclear test.	1.2670	0.03799	176	134	37	5
702	I'll call spine one one.	1.2663	0.03866	199	156	33	10
703	Side Effects. Seek medical attention if you right arm stays up longer than four hours.	1.2663	0.04321	169	134	25	10
704	Are your hiccups gone?	1.2659	0.03922	173	133	34	6
705	You're probably having that dream where you're naked in the desert."	1.2659	0.04171	173	136	28	9
706	Spineless is a state of mind.	1.2655	0.03947	177	137	33	7
707	It's called climate change, and there's no cure.	1.2652	0.03967	181	141	32	8
708	I know a porcupine who specializes in hair replacement.	1.2651	0.04535	166	134	20	12
709	Just tell everyone you are prepairing for a swim meet.	1.2649	0.04199	185	148	25	12
710	You get it from your Mother’s side.	1.2649	0.03909	185	144	33	8
711	At least no one can call you a prick.	1.2647	0.04379	170	136	23	11
712	It's normal the first time you get really excited.	1.2646	0.04203	189	152	24	13
713	Sorry, I should've knocked!	1.2646	0.04067	189	150	28	11
714	Are you saying you no longer want to be a prickly pair?	1.2645	0.04301	155	121	27	7
715	Get ready for a loooot of hello-hugs.	1.2644	0.03987	174	135	32	7
716	I still love you for the prick you are on the inside."	1.2642	0.04759	159	130	16	13
717	Was it the Viagra?	1.2642	0.04589	159	128	20	11
718	I'm telling you, try Rogaine.	1.2640	0.03927	178	138	33	7
719	Don't worry. You still have a lot of coverage in the back, so you should be a needle transplant candidate	1.2637	0.04099	182	144	28	10
720	Hey, That's against the dress code	1.2637	0.04022	201	161	27	13
721	I know a guy in Turkey, they can help	1.2635	0.04634	148	118	21	9
722	Look, almost every guy goes bald eventually. You’ve still got a few good centuries left in you.	1.2635	0.04091	167	130	30	7
723	'Shake your booty' is not good advice for us.	1.2635	0.04091	167	130	30	7
724	I told you not to use the loofah in the bath!	1.2634	0.03891	186	145	33	8
725	Sorry…I liked you better when you were prickly.	1.2632	0.03836	190	148	34	8
726	Ok, some definitely fell off. But it's not that bad."	1.2632	0.04195	171	135	27	9
727	It’s OK. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.	1.2629	0.03922	194	153	31	10
728	i know what i said before but sometimes its not a good idea to drop all your defenses	1.2629	0.03967	175	136	32	7
729	Needles to say, you’ve put us both in a sticky situation. Agave you one more chance! What are you gonna do now? Leave me here aloe? I just don’t understand why you can’t EVER…HOLD ONTO… THE POINT?!	1.2629	0.04436	175	142	20	13
730	Let's face it, your life is pointless.	1.2628	0.04558	156	125	21	10
731	Don’t worry honey, it happens to all guys.	1.2626	0.04142	179	142	27	10
732	Oh no, did they not warn you about Ozempic side effects?	1.2626	0.03987	179	140	31	8
733	You don’t think it’s sexually transmitted, do you?	1.2625	0.04388	160	127	24	9
734	Adopted? Why do you ask?	1.2625	0.04563	160	129	20	11
735	Let me get you some water	1.2625	0.04205	160	125	28	7
736	Didn't mean to startle you!	1.2622	0.04483	164	132	21	11
737	I think it's genetic.	1.2622	0.04044	164	127	31	6
738	On the bright side, it should grow back fuller.	1.2622	0.03855	164	125	35	4
739	It's ok, Needles, we'll get you another nickname.	1.2622	0.04044	164	127	31	6
740	Are you sure this isn’t just conflict avoidance?	1.2622	0.04225	164	129	27	8
741	Hey, I’m so sorry if I needled you too much!	1.2621	0.04038	145	110	32	3
742	Dick, make up your mind…do you want to be remembered as a prick or a pickle?	1.2620	0.03946	187	147	31	9
743	I've noticed you're becoming more and more detached.	1.2617	0.04405	149	117	25	7
744	Uh … the clothing-optional desert is over there.	1.2617	0.04606	149	119	21	9
745	You still have a few good points.	1.2614	0.04616	153	123	20	10
746	It’s just the nomination — the election is still months away!	1.2614	0.04521	153	122	22	9
747	I didn't mean to scare you. You had the hiccups.	1.2614	0.04028	176	138	30	8
748	It is way too sunny to be a nudist, Bill.	1.2613	0.03784	199	156	34	9
749	I told you to put on sunscreen!!	1.2611	0.03889	180	140	33	7
750	I used to think you were a bit of a prick, but you’re all right now!	1.2611	0.04045	180	142	29	9
751	Just think of it as a new, more approachable, you.	1.2606	0.03927	188	148	31	9
752	This is a stick-up. Drop your weapons.	1.2604	0.04302	169	135	24	10
753	Too much tequila?	1.2604	0.04135	169	133	28	8
754	Yeah, but prickly heat’s worse!	1.2601	0.04232	173	138	25	10
755	All I said was: “It’s going to be Biden vs Trump.”	1.2601	0.04070	173	136	29	8
756	You feeling okay? Lookin' kinda vulnerable out here.	1.2600	0.04379	150	118	25	7
757	Is this contagious?	1.2600	0.04480	150	119	23	8
758	Everything feels pointless.	1.2597	0.04400	154	122	24	8
759	am still here in case you need a thorn in your side !	1.2595	0.04132	158	123	29	6
760	Gesundheit Dude!	1.2595	0.04229	158	124	27	7
761	Don't worry hon, premature defoliation is common in cacti your age.	1.2593	0.04513	162	131	20	11
762	I told you Ozempic has side effects.	1.2593	0.04427	162	130	22	10
763	I don’t know what’s worse - the sunburn or the razor burn.	1.2593	0.04339	162	129	24	9
764	You should put some aloe on it.	1.2593	0.04427	162	130	22	10
765	Honestly, the smoother skin doesn't make you look younger.	1.2590	0.04092	166	130	29	7
766	Told you nair was a bad idea.	1.2590	0.04180	166	131	27	8
767	You're still a prick.	1.2588	0.04517	170	139	18	13
768	True, but do you really feel like a cucumber?	1.2588	0.04197	170	135	26	9
769	Look on the bright side . You’re more huggable.	1.2586	0.03967	174	136	31	7
770	This ain’t a nudist beach y’all!	1.2583	0.04742	151	123	17	11
771	Have you been masturbating?	1.2581	0.04742	155	127	16	12
772	Don't sweat it. Spineless is popular these days.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
773	I didn’t know we could cough.	1.2579	0.04391	159	127	23	9
774	I liked you better when you were prickly.	1.2579	0.04299	159	126	25	8
775	This is so embarrassing for you	1.2579	0.04655	159	130	17	12
776	That was a close shave.	1.2575	0.04158	167	132	27	8
777	Ehy, if you can't handle even a little scare, you shouldn't have asked me to get your hiccups out.	1.2573	0.04007	171	134	30	7
778	I don’t think that’s what she meant with: be less fo a prick” Cc @fatu	1.2573	0.04092	171	135	28	8
779	What did I tell you? Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!	1.2569	0.04700	144	116	19	9
780	Maybe acupuncture just isn't your thing if you're afraid of needles.	1.2569	0.04152	144	111	29	4
781	You really need to stop being so spineless.	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
782	You've got to stay hydrated!	1.2564	0.03951	156	120	32	4
783	It's not all bad. Your succulent humor is no longer prickly.	1.2564	0.04444	156	125	22	9
784	That’s not what they mean by ‘let your defenses down’…	1.2564	0.04349	156	124	24	8
785	I was wrong. You look better dressed.	1.2563	0.04543	160	130	19	11
786	One word: combover.	1.2561	0.04022	164	128	30	6
787	I told you “needleless Botox” was too good to be true.	1.2560	0.04305	168	135	23	10
788	I don't think you can walk away from this.	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
789	You’ll get there. You just have to get past the itchy stage.	1.2553	0.04053	188	151	26	11
790	I don't mean to be a prick, Walter, but this isn't actually a nude beach.	1.2550	0.04275	149	117	26	6
791	Have you tried cutting out sugar?	1.2550	0.04483	149	119	22	8
792	I'd say you were spineless, but what would be the point	1.2549	0.04303	153	121	25	7
793	What are ya , some kinda spineless pacifist ?	1.2549	0.04593	153	124	19	10
794	How many times have I told you…moisturize!	1.2549	0.04303	153	121	25	7
795	It just means you have high levels of testosterone.	1.2548	0.04325	157	125	24	8
796	That was some fart.	1.2548	0.04418	157	126	22	9
797	I can name several: Marlon Brando, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and Yul Brynner.	1.2547	0.04342	161	129	23	9
798	I told you never stifle a sneeze.	1.2545	0.04181	165	131	26	8
799	Still trying to be a Smooth Operator?	1.2545	0.04181	165	131	26	8
800	What ya expect for 2 bits!	1.2544	0.04199	169	135	25	9
801	This is a hold-up. Don't move.	1.2544	0.04282	169	136	23	10
802	Isn’t that something? All these years, I thought they were called ‘needles.’	1.2541	0.04165	185	150	23	12
803	Hands up! Now drop the needles.	1.2536	0.04831	138	112	17	9
804	At least David Attenborough noticed you. He didn’t even look at me.	1.2535	0.04291	142	111	26	5
805	But look at the positive: you’re still a giant phallus, just not as threatening.	1.2533	0.04456	150	120	22	8
806	I'm telling Mom!	1.2533	0.04652	150	122	18	10
807	Well golly goodness! You know, I’ve never seen a cactus sneeze before…	1.2533	0.04144	150	117	28	5
808	Sorry buddy, I didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.	1.2533	0.04144	150	117	28	5
809	Just wear a hat, Carl, and no one will notice!	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
810	You need to grow a spine,Buddy	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
811	Close your eyes and no one can see you.	1.2532	0.04206	158	125	26	7
812	Oh no! Aloeverapecia!	1.2532	0.04206	158	125	26	7
813	I know you’re upset that I called you prickly, but this was sort of a drastic response.	1.2531	0.04043	162	127	29	6
814	Hey Paul, no need to be upset. You're not as sharp as you used be, but at least you're ... not dead yet.	1.2530	0.04070	166	131	28	7
815	Were you a cucumber this all time?	1.2529	0.04111	174	139	26	9
816	On the bright side, think of the hugs.	1.2529	0.04422	174	143	18	13
817	With some big sunglasses no one will notice	1.2529	0.03946	174	137	30	7
818	You need to practice your needlework	1.2517	0.04598	143	115	20	8
819	Dude, you gotta wear protection these days.	1.2517	0.04598	143	115	20	8
820	That’s why you don’t hold in farts”	1.2517	0.04808	143	117	16	10
821	I told you to call your horticulturist.	1.2517	0.04429	151	121	22	8
822	We can make it work.	1.2516	0.04254	155	123	25	7
823	Aloe-pecia is nothing to be ashamed of	1.2516	0.04458	159	129	20	10
824	Never say "surprise me" to your stylist.	1.2516	0.04368	159	128	22	9
825	But look on the bright side, you've given real meaning to the concept of a "thorny problem."	1.2515	0.03986	171	135	29	7
826	Never mess with a porcupine.	1.2515	0.04155	171	137	25	9
827	why are you naked?	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
828	I couldn't help but notice that you've been spending a lot of time with that balloon artist lately.	1.2500	0.03988	152	118	30	4
829	Allergies?	1.2500	0.04548	140	112	21	7
830	It's okay Frank, a lot of guys lose their needles when they get scared.	1.2500	0.04421	156	126	21	9
831	You shouldn't act so surprised.	1.2500	0.04296	128	99	26	3
832	Yes, Harold, you can now be hugged by little children, but did you stop to think what the older ones might do to you?	1.2500	0.04182	164	131	25	8
833	Well it makes you more huggable?	1.2500	0.04195	140	109	27	4
834	Now you look like an armed dill pickle.	1.2500	0.04252	160	128	24	8
835	You might have overdone it with the Nair, Bob.	1.2500	0.04448	168	138	18	12
836	At least you won’t have to endure prick jokes anymore.	1.2500	0.04570	144	116	20	8
837	You dumb ass! You did that just for the audition?	1.2500	0.04130	156	123	27	6
838	Are you SURE you read the label on the bottle?	1.2500	0.04084	180	145	25	10
839	You know a buddy of mine just got plugs...	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
840	… like a Christmas tree in February!	1.2500	0.03989	176	140	28	8
841	You know what they say, “cactus makes perfect”	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
842	damn dude that’s long covid	1.2486	0.04049	177	142	26	9
843	oh man, you've lost all ur edge"	1.2486	0.04029	173	138	27	8
844	I can finally say it: the quill combover wasn't fooling anyone.	1.2485	0.04093	169	135	26	8
845	You need to grow some spines.	1.2485	0.03917	169	133	30	6
846	I’m sorry for calling you a “spineless coward” earlier… I didn’t mean it.	1.2485	0.04093	169	135	26	8
847	I told you streaking isn't the same if you're immobile!	1.2484	0.04496	161	132	18	11
848	That doesn't make you look any younger	1.2484	0.04395	157	127	21	9
849	It’s ok, bald is so in right now.	1.2484	0.04107	157	124	27	6
850	I’m not cleaning that up!	1.2484	0.04072	153	120	28	5
851	It only works if we both do it. And I'm just not into, 'that'.	1.2484	0.04072	153	120	28	5
852	So would you classify yourself as bald or naked?	1.2483	0.04541	145	117	20	8
853	Look on the bright side. You'll be huggable.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
854	I guess that's why we wave instead of backslap.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
855	Look at it this way. Putting on sunblock will be a lot easier.	1.2482	0.04169	141	110	27	4
856	Sorry, bro, didn't mean to scare you like that.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
857	Oops, I didn’t mean to catch you getting dressed.	1.2471	0.03839	174	137	31	6
858	I'm sorry dear, but our relationship has become more and more pointless.	1.2471	0.04071	170	136	26	8
859	Nobody notices if you comb it over.	1.2468	0.03984	158	124	29	5
860	Hey, anyone who draws a sun like that isn't going to get your spines right, either.	1.2468	0.04352	154	124	22	8
861	No, yeah, it uh, it looks great man. Going a little bald up top, just makes sense to shave it all off. Yep.	1.2467	0.04116	150	118	27	5
862	It will be okay. The shock is normal, it’s an election year. It’s hard for us all.	1.2467	0.03893	150	116	31	3
863	Trump just won the election!	1.2467	0.04530	150	122	19	9
864	I think it's your pose.	1.2463	0.04549	134	107	21	6
865	No, you are not coming near me until you get some protection.	1.2463	0.05018	134	111	13	10
866	You will never be a pickle.	1.2456	0.03964	171	136	28	7
867	I asked for a trim 🥲	1.2455	0.04201	167	135	23	9
868	I've never seen anyone take 'Stick 'em up and drop your weapons' so literally.	1.2453	0.04525	159	131	17	11
869	Honestly, that's not what I meant when I said you were spineless!	1.2452	0.04026	155	122	28	5
870	It’s okay Sal, hair plugs don’t always take.	1.2452	0.04128	155	123	26	6
871	I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you.	1.2452	0.04128	155	123	26	6
872	Does that happen every fall?	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
873	I'm sorry, I really was told it skips a generation.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
874	You're in quite the pickle, aren't you?	1.2448	0.03997	143	111	29	3
875	It’s not that noticeable… it’s just a little bald spot.	1.2448	0.04571	143	116	19	8
876	On the bright side you can hug the tourists.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
877	We'll laugh about this in 150 years.	1.2446	0.04190	139	109	26	4
878	It happens to lots of guys!	1.2446	0.04772	139	114	16	9
879	I said save yourself, not shave yourself.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
880	Stop being such a people pleaser.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
881	I guess the rumor about a deranged barber on the loose was actually true.	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
882	Boo!	1.2437	0.04135	160	128	25	7
883	You don’t have to be here. You’re a cucumber.	1.2437	0.04321	160	130	21	9
884	I'm sorry. I should've said 'spoiler alert.'	1.2437	0.04229	160	129	23	8
885	‘I still prefer a full bush’	1.2436	0.04397	156	127	20	9
886	I told you, you may not like the look after manscaping!	1.2434	0.04277	152	122	23	7
887	Face it Ralph, you knew the Rogaine wasn't going to work forever.	1.2431	0.04434	144	116	21	7
888	Stop freaking out! It's just an eclipse.	1.2431	0.04324	144	115	23	6
889	I’m not just the president, I’m also a member!	1.2426	0.04608	136	110	19	7
890	i only suggested maybe taking a little off the top	1.2426	0.04071	169	136	25	8
891	Going for a sleek look, Simon?	1.2424	0.04046	165	132	26	7
892	Oh darling, this is a thorny issue that is rather not discussed.	1.2424	0.03859	165	130	30	5
893	There goes our cactus disguise! It’s back to the saguaro zucchini farm for both of us.	1.2424	0.04824	132	108	16	8
894	Cheer up, I was only kidding when I called you spineless.	1.2424	0.03954	165	131	28	6
895	Does alopecia run in your family?	1.2420	0.04180	157	126	24	7
896	Look at the upside. You’re a lot more approachable now.	1.2418	0.03827	153	119	31	3
897	You missed a few.	1.2418	0.04150	153	122	25	6
898	Your grandfather must have been a cucumber.	1.2418	0.04546	153	126	17	10
899	I'm tired and haven't shaved in 3 days, and your mother in law is here. Sorry I snapped.	1.2416	0.04001	149	117	28	4
900	I didn’t think I would scare you THAT BAD!	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
901	The nude desert is that way.	1.2414	0.04514	145	118	19	8
902	Things now just seem pointless . . .	1.2414	0.04308	174	144	18	12
903	On the bright side, they were right, it looks like you gained a few inches.	1.2412	0.03874	170	135	29	6
904	Brian - I know I said "Don't be a pr*ck, but...."	1.2411	0.04490	141	114	20	7
905	On the bright side, no one can call you a massive prick anymore.	1.2411	0.04490	141	114	20	7
906	Well, I guess you can take ‘prickly personality’ off your dating profile.	1.2410	0.04202	166	135	22	9
907	usually this kind of thing skips a generation	1.2407	0.03695	162	126	33	3
908	High five!!	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
909	Ok, maybe it’s too soon to meet my parents.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
910	It must be aloe-pecia.	1.2403	0.04228	154	124	23	7
911	Needless to say, I should have knocked.	1.2400	0.04302	150	121	22	7
912	If we live long enough, we’ll all be bald.	1.2400	0.04197	150	120	24	6
913	You seem less prickly since you started meditating.	1.2397	0.04380	146	118	21	7
914	I would suggest a lot of sunscreen.	1.2397	0.04159	146	116	25	5
915	Yes, obviously I was standing here the whole time!	1.2394	0.04232	142	113	24	5
916	With you I am defenseless	1.2394	0.04232	142	113	24	5
917	You might wanna get that checked out, buddy	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
918	Trust me, this is best way for an actress to get noticed in Hollywood.	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
919	Sorry dear. Next time I won't sneak up on you so suddenly.	1.2390	0.03936	159	126	28	5
920	I said "spread em" not "shed em" !	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
921	It’s all part of aging.	1.2387	0.04102	155	124	25	6
922	He might not win.	1.2387	0.04203	155	125	23	7
923	Karma.	1.2387	0.04302	155	126	21	8
924	where did you wax?	1.2384	0.04064	151	120	26	5
925	I said I wasn’t pricklish!	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
926	Your points are just not valid.	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
927	Don't worry, it works for Bezos.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
928	I would suggest holding in your sneeze next time.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
929	You…you accidentally grabbed the Nair instead of the shampoo again, huh?	1.2381	0.04325	168	139	18	11
930	Sorry! Didn't mean to startle you!	1.2378	0.04136	164	133	23	8
931	You still have a little prick.	1.2378	0.04543	143	117	18	8
932	Is this all because our kids said you were unapproachable.	1.2378	0.04321	143	115	22	6
933	Nothing a li’l Rogaine can’t handle.	1.2373	0.03927	177	143	26	8
934	Don't worry about it, you look like Vin Diesel.	1.2372	0.03976	156	124	27	5
935	You used to be such a prick.	1.2372	0.04179	156	126	23	7
936	i hate to be a stickler for detail,but…..	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
937	I warned you not to be so spineless.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
938	I don’t think this is what she meant by ‘letting your guard down’.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
939	Now maybe you’ll listen to me. Water is good for you.	1.2370	0.04070	173	141	23	9
940	You said you were half porcupine on your mom's side, was it?	1.2370	0.03633	173	136	33	4
941	I’ll get the glue.	1.2368	0.04251	152	123	22	7
942	I'll try to stop sneaking up on you.	1.2368	0.03819	152	119	30	3
943	Your mother-in-law's plane landed early. She's on her way here.	1.2368	0.04251	152	123	22	7
944	Did your spines desert you?	1.2368	0.03931	152	120	28	4
945	So, this is how I die.	1.2368	0.04147	152	122	24	6
946	Of course I need a shave, I’ve been out in the desert for weeks.	1.2368	0.04251	152	123	22	7
947	It's hereditary, Carl. Just shave the rest of them off.	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
948	Don’t worry, it’ll grow back.	1.2365	0.03995	148	117	27	4
949	Why won't you touch me anymore?	1.2365	0.04108	148	118	25	5
950	My shadow scared you?! You really are spineless, Carl	1.2362	0.04931	127	105	14	8
951	I told you not to sneeze so hard!	1.2361	0.04294	144	116	22	6
952	Really, it's no big deal! We can just cuddle.	1.2361	0.04725	144	120	14	10
953	Jeremy, put your clothes on before those tourists walk by!	1.2360	0.04087	161	130	24	7
954	I said don’t panic!”	1.2357	0.04373	140	113	21	6
955	Prickly heat?	1.2357	0.03953	157	125	27	5
956	Well, there's always Rogaine!	1.2353	0.03909	153	121	28	4
957	It wasn´t sunblock, it was depilatory cream	1.2353	0.04326	153	125	20	8
958	I told you not to use that aloe vera stuff...	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
959	You'll be sorry you didn't leave some on there.	1.2353	0.03682	153	119	32	2
960	I still love you, honey	1.2349	0.03515	166	129	35	2
961	Don't worry. The sheriff has a needle-exchange program.	1.2349	0.04404	149	122	19	8
962	Honestly, I don’t care. Just pay your half of the rent on time.	1.2349	0.04193	149	120	23	6
963	Yes, you do look skinnier, but it wasn't a sharp move.	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
964	Well at least it's DRY heat	1.2348	0.04670	132	108	17	7
965	Sorry - didn't mean to sneak up behind you...	1.2346	0.03871	162	129	28	5
966	Been there, but only in a dream.	1.2345	0.04378	145	118	20	7
967	I have a joke that would knock your needles off but I see you already heard it!	1.2345	0.04486	145	119	18	8
968	And I always thought you were such a prick	1.2345	0.04486	145	119	18	8
969	That won't bring the tree-huggers.	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
970	it’s pretty common. Actually, 1 in 4 cactuses have it	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
971	Whoa! Didn’t mean to sneak up on you like that, Steve.	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
972	"If it is any consolation, I bet the birds are now going to find you much more attractive.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
973	TRUMP WON!” “I'm sorry I didn't mean to creep up behind and scare your needles off! I was just kidding!!!	1.2342	0.04322	158	130	19	9
974	Four names: Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Tyson Beckford. You're welcome.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
975	I do care about climate change - I just manage my stress differently.	1.2340	0.04461	141	115	19	7
976	You're going to regret shaving when it grows back prickly!	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
977	It was the Nair, wasn’t it?	1.2340	0.04461	141	115	19	7
978	Seriously, how could I startle you? I’ve been back here for years.	1.2338	0.04679	154	130	12	12
979	May I suggest Rogaine	1.2338	0.03775	154	121	30	3
980	It’s from your mom’s side of the family.	1.2338	0.03886	154	122	28	4
981	Dude, not in public.	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
982	Well, you're not a prick anymore.	1.2336	0.04888	137	115	12	10
983	I think they'll know you're on Ozemprick.	1.2336	0.04888	137	115	12	10
984	I told you not to get a wax job	1.2331	0.04135	163	133	22	8
985	Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you Bob.	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
986	Not sure that's how you spell "needless"...	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
987	'Oh my! Sorry Norman, I didn't mean to sneak up on you.'	1.2327	0.03806	159	126	29	4
988	When I said you have to let your guard down, that’s not what I meant.	1.2326	0.04152	172	142	20	10
989	Listen - I’m sorry. I really thought you were gay.	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
990	I never considered you as spineless, but I guess I was wrong.”	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
991	Does premature baldness run in your family?	1.2324	0.04201	142	114	23	5
992	You've got a few left, just so you know.	1.2324	0.04080	142	113	25	4
993	You don't have to copy everything you see on Pornhub	1.2323	0.03971	155	124	26	5
994	Seriously…you look taller.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
995	Sorry. A little tumbleweed will cover that up.	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
996	At least nobody will be calling you a prick.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
997	I warned you... manscaping is for MEN, not cactuses!	1.2318	0.04036	151	121	25	5
998	Did your mom's dad lose his spikes too?	1.2318	0.04249	151	123	21	7
999	They have an app for that.	1.2317	0.03926	164	132	26	6
1000	Wbo's spineless now?	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
1001	Why do you worry so needlessly?	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
1002	Stop it: We are not supposed to need much attention."	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
1003	Oh Larry this is terrible. I never imagined the Ozempic craze would bring the needle shortage to our neighborhood.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1004	Oh, I'm sure it'll grow back!	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1005	Experience Thicker, Fuller Glochids.	1.2308	0.04291	143	116	21	6
1006	You're just spineless.	1.2308	0.04291	143	116	21	6
1007	I told you not to keep the nair next to the suntan lotion.	1.2308	0.04622	143	119	15	9
1008	Oh my god I told you that bottle that said Nair wasn’t shampoo	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
1009	Don’t feel bad it’s genetic and doesn’t make you any less of a cactus.	1.2308	0.03667	182	146	30	6
1010	I think you should stop getting your wife to cut your hair	1.2308	0.04347	156	129	18	9
1011	Didn't you hear drinking all that water has been debunked?	1.2303	0.04012	152	122	25	5
1012	I told you that would happen, Louis. If you stay in the GOP, they won't let you keep your spines.	1.2303	0.04325	152	125	19	8
1013	Sorry Calvin. Bald is not virile in my book.	1.2302	0.04370	139	113	20	6
1014	Daylight Saving Time really got you this year, huh?	1.2302	0.04668	126	103	17	6
1015	It’s hereditary. And you still look sharp!	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1016	Oppy warned us back in ‘45 we wouldn’t know all the side effects for years!	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1017	Hey, it's not that kind of neighborhood.	1.2302	0.04668	126	103	17	6
1018	Don't worry, Dad. It's not unusual for someone your age.	1.2298	0.04156	161	132	21	8
1019	Honey, that is not what I meant when I said you are too defensive.	1.2297	0.04078	148	119	24	5
1020	Did your mother’s father have all his spikes?	1.2296	0.04454	135	110	19	6
1021	Do you have aloe-pecia?	1.2296	0.04576	135	111	17	7
1022	I told you not to have that 2nd shot of tequila	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
1023	Sorry, Buddy. It looks like prickly heat.	1.2293	0.04322	157	130	18	9
1024	Bob, it’s been 3 hours I think we need to call the doctor!	1.2293	0.04322	157	130	18	9
1025	OH SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU!	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1026	You look like you could use a drink.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1027	Okay, so you look a bit like a pickle, but you're my husband and I don't care.	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1028	Ok, now the delousing lotion.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1029	Sorry! Didn't mean to startle you! After 75 years I just thought it would be nice to say 'hello.'	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
1030	sorry, I just wanted to cure your hiccups	1.2284	0.03844	162	130	27	5
1031	Wear a fedora. She'll never know.	1.2283	0.04768	127	105	15	7
1032	She loves you…She loves you not…She loves you…	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
1033	Nopale Pattern Baldness	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
1034	Ah, I wouldn't worry about it too much, Joe. It actually makes you look ten years younger.	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
1035	Great ! Well, there goes the act !	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1036	I hate to say it now, but that wasn’t why you didn’t make varsity swimming.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
1037	It's nothing you did; needle loss is inherited from the mother's side.	1.2276	0.04132	123	97	24	2
1038	Hands up and don't move!	1.2276	0.04005	145	116	25	4
1039	Honey, I was merely suggesting exfoliating.	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
1040	I’ll get the glue ! No one will ever know !	1.2273	0.04637	132	109	16	7
1041	Honey, that’s not what I meant about having more tenderness.	1.2270	0.04195	141	114	22	5
1042	I told you, if you shave for a woman you’re leaving yourself exposed! EXPOSED!!	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
1043	Don’t worry, they’ll grow back.	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
1044	It's okay honey. Your father had pre mature needle loss too.	1.2270	0.04430	141	116	18	7
1045	Didn't go well at the naturism camp ?	1.2267	0.04246	150	123	20	7
1046	Get over here you spineless coward!	1.2263	0.04271	137	111	21	5
1047	No worries. It will be five O'clock in no time.	1.2263	0.04143	137	110	23	4
1048	Relax!! I'm not with the Border Patrol.	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
1049	I didn’t mean to scare ya, bud. I've been standing here the whole time.	1.2260	0.04322	146	120	19	7
1050	You need to drink more water, bro.	1.2260	0.04097	146	118	23	5
1051	Yeah, but were you vaxxed?	1.2260	0.03736	146	115	29	2
1052	I heard you just got traded to the Yankees	1.2260	0.03980	146	117	25	4
1053	Holy smokes, they seriously overshot the bikini line!	1.2258	0.04149	155	127	21	7
1054	Don’t worry, I know a porcupine that can give you a transplant.	1.2258	0.04249	155	128	19	8
1055	Not that there is anything wrong with being a succulent.	1.2258	0.04149	155	127	21	7
1056	I told you not to eat all those Brussels sprouts.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1057	Try Rogaine...	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
1058	You know they have a cream for that now	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
1059	Have you tried Rogaine?	1.2256	0.04218	133	107	22	4
1060	It gets worse. Soon someone will try to hug you.	1.2254	0.04168	142	115	22	5
1061	Bummer, but at least you know what it’s like to be pointless!	1.2254	0.04047	142	114	24	4
1062	See it as a chance to have more skin in the game.	1.2254	0.04287	142	116	20	6
1063	Well look at it this way...you'll be easier to find in a haystack!	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
1064	So long for following Oppenheimer's steps to Los Alamos	1.2246	0.04715	138	116	13	9
1065	I warned you that film would send a chill down your spines.	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
1066	You can thank your maternal grandfather for that.	1.2245	0.04402	147	122	17	8
1067	At least now you can claim to be "people friendly."	1.2244	0.03813	156	125	27	4
1068	We can become special you said. Joining the Army is the best thing for us you said.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1069	You missed a spot.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1070	Look at it this way, you're more huggable.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1071	Your chiropractor did not seem to help. But don't worry, I'll call my spine surgeon	1.2240	0.03913	125	98	26	1
1072	I'm sorry, but we're done. There is no more cact-us. Only cact-i.	1.2240	0.04801	125	104	14	7
1073	Look at it this way, you’re not so much of a prick!	1.2240	0.04801	125	104	14	7
1074	Maybe this is an opportunity to practice body positivity.	1.2239	0.04449	134	110	18	6
1075	I guess I can’t call you a prick anymore.	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
1076	Climate change got you stressed?	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1077	I see london I see France I see….	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1078	When I complained that you're too prickly, I didn't mean it literally. Wait, that can't be right...	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
1079	It's the testosterone, Big Guy.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
1080	I thought they were just going to take a little off the top!	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
1081	You can comb it over.	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
1082	I said, 'Check your spelling'. Your sign read "Shave the Prairie Cactus.	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1083	Maybe now you'll quit needling me so much.	1.2231	0.04125	130	104	23	3
1084	I knew you were spineless.	1.2230	0.04090	139	112	23	4
1085	It happens to every guy at one time or another.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
1086	"Who's the prick?"	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
1087	Sorry, I should cover my mouth when I sneeze.	1.2222	0.04346	144	119	18	7
1088	Careful, You could put out someone's eye with a sneeze like that.	1.2222	0.03959	153	124	24	5
1089	I knew you were utterly spineless.	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
1090	‘I am pregnant… I think we should get married’	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
1091	I think it's time you see someone about that aloprickcia.	1.2222	0.04346	144	119	18	7
1092	With a figure like yours, who needs prickles?	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
1093	I'd give anything for a hug.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
1094	Its not contagious I swear	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
1095	Three to four weeks of redness, itching, bumps, stubble. You okay with that? I'm not. No more brazilians!	1.2215	0.04348	149	124	17	8
1096	Oh, stop being so spineless.	1.2215	0.04134	149	122	21	6
1097	Maybe the point is that there is no point	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
1098	What just happened Frank? You look scared prickless!	1.2214	0.04427	140	116	17	7
1099	It's just something that can happen when you turn 150.	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
1100	Are you going on a date?	1.2214	0.04064	140	113	23	4
1101	Yeah you could try to comb it over…	1.2214	0.04760	131	110	13	8
1102	You're in a pickle now!	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
1103	Sorry to startle you… I thought it was time I said hello.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
1104	You could try startling a porcupine.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
1105	And what position does this ‘liberating’ new religion take on spf?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
1106	It’s inherited through your mother’s side of the family.	1.2208	0.03826	154	124	26	4
1107	When I said to shake it off that’s not what I meant.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
1108	Is this the appropriate time to mention that your mother was a real cucumber?	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
1109	Sorry, I can be a prick sometimes.	1.2206	0.04748	136	115	12	9
1110	Stick 'em up! Oh sorry, didn't mean to startle you.	1.2206	0.04512	136	113	16	7
1111	It's just the primary! Chill out!	1.2206	0.04264	136	111	20	5
1112	That's right,walk away. I always knew you were spineless!	1.2205	0.04598	127	105	16	6
1113	I'm not just a spokesman, I'm a customer.	1.2205	0.04598	127	105	16	6
1114	I was kidding when I said this is a holdup!	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
1115	Missed a spot…	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
1116	Parting is such sweet Saguaro	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
1117	spineless or spine loss, that is the question.	1.2203	0.04016	118	93	24	1
1118	I hope it's not catching.	1.2200	0.03885	150	121	25	4
1119	Well that’s a thorny problem.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1120	OMG your naked!	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1121	Next time Harold just ask for a trim.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
1122	You seem a bit startled at the weather report.	1.2197	0.03924	132	105	25	2
1123	I know a good wig place.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
1124	Was your mother's father bald?	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
1125	It's a lot better than that combover.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
1126	Oh, no! You're suddenly so affable!	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
1127	Have you tried aloe?	1.2195	0.03873	164	134	24	6
1128	Bodybuilder?	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
1129	There's a cream for that.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
1130	What's the point of that?	1.2192	0.04180	146	120	20	6
1131	It’s just a phase	1.2192	0.03826	146	117	26	3
1132	Carla, did you mistake the Nair for sunscreen?	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
1133	you never stripped for me!	1.2190	0.04482	137	114	16	7
1134	Whoa. That scared you stickless.	1.2190	0.04236	137	112	20	5
1135	No one thinks you’re a prick.	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
1136	Now … bend down an’ hand over them needles.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1137	Hands up, drop your weapon!	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
1138	Tell me you didnt just Reply All	1.2183	0.04483	142	119	15	8
1139	I warned you! If you didn't get vaccinated that first sneeze would cost you all your protection.	1.2180	0.04571	133	111	15	7
1140	Don’t move - there’s a spider on your back!	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
1141	Have you tried not thinking about it?	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
1142	I hear it’s from your mother’s side.	1.2180	0.03898	133	106	25	2
1143	No, Harold, it's okay! First it all falls out, then it grows back thicker and pricklier.	1.2179	0.04197	156	130	18	8
1144	You used the wrong shampoo.	1.2179	0.03890	156	127	24	5
1145	Don’t worry Timmy, it’s being prickly on the inside that matters	1.2177	0.04217	124	100	21	3
1146	Looks like something just sent a shiver down your spines?	1.2177	0.04217	124	100	21	3
1147	They say it’s a sign of intelligence.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
1148	I told you Ozempic was bad news!	1.2177	0.03923	147	119	24	4
1149	The tourists play tricks, but they keep the local economy afloat.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
1150	Have you seen a dermatologist?	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
1151	Who told you it would make you look bigger?	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
1152	Oh, I won’t needle you.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
1153	The label said it had side effects!	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
1154	hair fall is part of aging	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
1155	Curtis the Cowardly Cactus took being spineless quite literally	1.2171	0.03951	152	124	23	5
1156	It’s not that I want to be so prickly, I was just born this way.	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
1157	um... excuse me, I think you dropped something.	1.2168	0.04227	143	118	19	6
1158	I'm stressed.	1.2168	0.03732	143	114	27	2
1159	Puberty is different for us, son.	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1160	I always knew you were a spineless bastard Larry…	1.2168	0.04342	143	119	17	7
1161	If Chris Rock says anything I'll bitch slap him.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
1162	I think it actually makes you seem more approachable.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
1163	Sorry. But are your hiccups gone?	1.2162	0.05184	111	94	10	7
1164	See a therapist, Kevin.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1165	Dude, it was only a tumbleweed...	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
1166	It's okay . It happens to us all at a certain age.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1167	What i said was , given our situation , having an existential crisis at this moment is totally pointless .	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1168	Relax. In other species it's cosmetic, not a medical problem.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1169	Looks like there actually is a place where the sun don't shine.	1.2154	0.04227	130	106	20	4
1170	May I borrow your razor?	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
1171	You'll be fine, unless Chris Rock is coming to Texas.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
1172	Sorry mate, didn’t mean to scare ya…	1.2154	0.03781	130	103	26	1
1173	I think it’s the 5G	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
1174	Boo! Oh, sorry Walter.	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
1175	Oh so you got your Brazilian wax, and now you're to good for me?	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1176	Have you tried Ozempic?	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
1177	I’ll… come back later.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
1178	Stress can do that to you.	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
1179	Well, I can tell you’re not a prick anymore.	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
1180	Promote it, Dude - The New Look!	1.2148	0.03634	149	119	28	2
1181	Fine, don't shake on it.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
1182	That's not what I meant when I told you to stop being a prick.	1.2143	0.04509	140	118	14	8
1183	I think it’s Alopecia.	1.2143	0.04153	140	115	20	5
1184	don't tell me you joined the Republicans?	1.2143	0.04509	140	118	14	8
1185	Bald, bold and bright eyed. It suits you	1.2143	0.04275	140	116	18	6
1186	Haven't you heard? The shaved head look is in.	1.2143	0.03681	154	124	27	3
1187	why is your rash my fault?	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1188	Don’t worry, maybe you could become a competitive swimmer.	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1189	You may not be as sharp but you’re still cute.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
1190	Did you just prick your pants?	1.2143	0.04394	140	117	16	7
1191	They meant 'you’ve got a little prick' as a compliment; no need to shed all your needles!	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1192	How was laser therapy?	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
1193	Cheer up. I hear bald is trending	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
1194	Allergy season huh?	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
1195	I told you not to get vaccinated!	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
1196	Sun allergy?	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
1197	Would a hug help?	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
1198	You aren't such a prick after all.	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
1199	At least your tan will be even.	1.2133	0.03735	150	121	26	3
1200	You've got to work on your fear of needles	1.2133	0.03967	150	123	22	5
1201	No no, I totally get it. This election has me frazzled.	1.2133	0.03967	150	123	22	5
1202	Just because I said I want to hug you doesn’t mean I can.	1.2132	0.03962	136	110	23	3
1203	I’m so sorry! I was sure you heard me coming 30 years ago.	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
1204	I warned you not using sunblock could lead to alopecia.	1.2132	0.04478	136	114	15	7
1205	Don’t worry about those pricks	1.2132	0.04228	136	112	19	5
1206	It's not that kind of party, Herbert	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
1207	A Thorn in my side is all that you will ever Be!	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
1208	I'm pregnant.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
1209	Laser hair removal really did a number on you.” @t.robotso	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
1210	I think people are more likely to give us a wave than a hug.	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
1211	Of all the places to build a helipad.	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
1212	I always said you were spineless	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
1213	Gertrude, you seem to have overdone it in the depilation department!	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
1214	Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you prickless.	1.2128	0.04248	141	117	18	6
1215	Harold, you're still sharp in the mind, and that's what counts.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
1216	Look, you've gotten out of pricklier situations before.	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1217	Nobody’s gonna notice…	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1218	It's not a nudist camp.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1219	This is pointless.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1220	That gene runs on your mother’s side	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1221	It’s not like anyone will notice.	1.2121	0.04028	132	107	22	3
1222	Looks like you’ve been deserted.	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
1223	Tell me what happened. I'm on pins and needles over here.	1.2119	0.04941	118	100	11	7
1224	Well, at least you aren’t a prick anymore!	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
1225	I told you the #1 was too short	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
1226	You're just not made to dance to the Village People.	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
1227	I think you dropped something...	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
1228	I’m sorry, I just still wouldn’t describe you as ‘cuddly.’	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
1229	I'm not only the president of Spine Club for Men, I'm also a client.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
1230	I'm sure it's only temporary.	1.2114	0.04041	123	99	22	2
1231	What's your point?	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
1232	Not to be a prick…	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
1233	Have you had enough water?	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
1234	Well, now we know what happens if I don't say "gesundheit." Lesson learned.	1.2113	0.04100	142	117	20	5
1235	Stay calm. The needle exchange truck is coming by here soon.	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
1236	Oh my God, that’s what you look like naked?!	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
1237	I'm sorry. I shouldn't have needled you like that.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
1238	Why are you getting naked	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
1239	How I got myself out of a sticky situation	1.2109	0.03786	128	102	25	1
1240	Sorry, John, but I still think you're a prick.	1.2109	0.04448	147	125	13	9
1241	Are you de-pining for someone again?	1.2109	0.04122	147	122	19	6
1242	At least it's a dry heat...	1.2109	0.03889	147	120	23	4
1243	On the other hand, a waterbed makes much more sense now.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
1244	If Chris Rock tells a joke about this, Will Smith might slap him.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
1245	I always thought that was just a figure of speech.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
1246	They're always saying I can be prickly!	1.2105	0.04136	152	127	18	7
1247	This is what needleless worry gets you!	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
1248	I’m thinking you should consult a Pricktologist.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
1249	Think of it this way: now you are huggable.	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
1250	I think she left you because you lack a spine, Bob.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
1251	Sorry. I didn't mean to sneak up on you.	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
1252	I told you,you worry too much.	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
1253	Frigg'n Chemo huh?	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
1254	At least you didn’t wet yourself.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
1255	It’ll be okay. Remember what they say; “The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is two weeks.”	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
1256	Don't worry -- it happens as we get older	1.2097	0.04759	124	105	12	7
1257	I didn’t know they grew cacti in Brazil”	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
1258	Did I scare you? Sorry!!!	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
1259	…not what I meant when I said to stop being such a prick	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
1260	I still love you, even though you’re no longer a prick.	1.2092	0.04111	153	128	18	7
1261	That was some sneeze! Maybe it's not my seasonal allergies.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
1262	. "Does it bother you you've gone bald?"	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
1263	You could really use some Rogaine.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
1264	It's pointless.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
1265	I told you not to raise your hand!	1.2089	0.03815	158	130	23	5
1266	You drink too much!	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
1267	I said we're known for aloe vera, not alopecia.	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
1268	This is a prickly situation.	1.2086	0.03885	139	113	23	3
1269	Sorry,Dude, didn't mean to scare you prickless!	1.2086	0.04017	139	114	21	4
1270	I told you Nair wasn’t sunscreen.	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
1271	Uhh, that’s not what I meant when I said stop being a prick	1.2086	0.04389	139	117	15	7
1272	Shingles doesn’t care	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
1273	On the bright side, you're going to go viral.	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
1274	Needleless to say, I didn’t mean to scare ya, pardner !	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
1275	Since when are you self-identifying as deciduous?	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
1276	You just had to try the bikini wax. Didn't you.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
1277	It happens to the best of us.	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
1278	"How about a hug ? "	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
1279	I reacted the same way to Super Tuesday.	1.2080	0.03818	125	100	24	1
1280	Is this good climate change or bad climate change?	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
1281	I warned you about vaccinations!	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
1282	I think you'll find that shaving was a bad idea.	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
1283	All You Really Need Is One	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
1284	When I said you should just shake it off,I didn't mean literally.	1.2074	0.04348	135	113	16	6
1285	That wasn’t aftershave. That was jalapeño salsa.	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
1286	My mother always said you were spineless.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
1287	Male needle baldness is nothing to be ashamed of Carl.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
1288	When I said you were especially prickly, it was a compliment!	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
1289	Well, at least you didn’t get bangs…	1.2071	0.04241	140	117	17	6
1290	Hey, don’t worry! The same thing happened to me after last year’s Coachella.	1.2069	0.04976	116	99	10	7
1291	Where do you think you're going you spineless coward!	1.2069	0.04474	145	124	12	9
1292	Ozempic?	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
1293	I think you are overreacting.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
1294	Onthe bright side, they weren't keeping the sun off anyway.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
1295	Mom told you they’d fall if you did that.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
1296	You have the bone structure to support it.	1.2067	0.04046	150	125	19	6
1297	I wouldn’t have done that if I were you; it gets pretty cold at night.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1298	What do you mean you “can’t take the heat”— you spineless prick!	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
1299	Wow, that pore strip really worked.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1300	It’s a line dance, Fred, not a stickup.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1301	You’ve got to moisturize!	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
1302	Don't despair --- everyone still loves your prickly personality.	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
1303	At least you’re no longer a prick.	1.2061	0.04431	131	110	15	6
1304	Needleless to say, you look stressed out.	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
1305	Supercuts?	1.2061	0.04296	131	109	17	5
1306	I can see that you're vulnerable, maybe we can talk about it later.	1.2057	0.03835	141	115	23	3
1307	New razor working wonders hasn’t it?	1.2057	0.03561	141	113	27	1
1308	OK, so you can throw your quills like a porcupine. Let's see you get them back.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
1309	So, did you or did you not use my razor?	1.2056	0.05268	107	92	8	7
1310	Honey, even without your spines, you still look sharp to me.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
1311	Have you asked your doctor about cactile dysfunction?	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
1312	This is not a hold up. I’m doing a left turn.	1.2054	0.05251	112	97	7	8
1313	Next time, go easy on the moisturizer.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
1314	If I told you one time, I told you a 1000 times I need moisture!	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
1315	When I said "Don't be such a prick!" I didn't mean literally...	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
1316	Next time spray the sun tan lotion on, don't try to rub it in!	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
1317	Ozempic is a helluva drug.	1.2051	0.04937	117	100	10	7
1318	Don’t worry, they say it will grow back after the treatments	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
1319	Manscaping isn't going to get that flower back.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
1320	I told you to quit eating lutefisk	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
1321	You know how many sneezing captions you just inspired?	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
1322	Prickly Pete? What have you done with your personality?	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
1323	Give it until 5 o’clock.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
1324	Sorry, I thought you were dressed.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
1325	I said, ‘Imagine your AUDIENCE naked!’	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
1326	Im sorry for being so prickly. I’m just overheated.	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
1327	Needles, spines, thorns - undressing in public?!	1.2045	0.04530	132	112	13	7
1328	I don't suppress my sneezes	1.2045	0.04267	132	110	17	5
1329	Look on the bright side: you'll finally get a tan.	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
1330	BOO! ...oops...sorry...	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
1331	Didn’t mean to sneak up on you.	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
1332	But now you can hug anyone!	1.2039	0.03535	152	123	27	2
1333	But now you know the chemotherapy is working.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
1334	That's what you get for holding it in.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
1335	Where were you last night?	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
1336	dude, trust me-LowT is a beneficial mutation...	1.2034	0.03911	118	95	22	1
1337	I'm concerned about the Joshua Trees too; but this is a little extreme.	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
1338	Eventually it will happen to all os us. It's just part of getting old.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
1339	It's only fashion, your time will come, believe me	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
1340	Why did you get so scared? It was just a rattlesnake.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
1341	Spider up your shorts?	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
1342	All I said was that you have a prickly personality.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
1343	Some chicks dig the bald look	1.2031	0.04347	128	107	16	5
1344	You should try minoxidil	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
1345	Don't be frightened - it's just a New Yorker reader.	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
1346	Jose Ceurvo here you come!	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
1347	I know it's Fall, Barry, but you're a cactus, not a maple tree.	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
1348	It’s okay, no one will notice!	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
1349	Is this due to that global warming they have been talking about?	1.2029	0.03731	138	112	24	2
1350	Yes, dear, midlife spine loss is a bitch for the male cactus.	1.2028	0.03787	143	117	23	3
1351	Getting the jump on swimsuit season?	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
1352	Oh sh-! Where’s my mask?	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
1353	And next your arms will droop!	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
1354	You've gotta stand up for yourself! You're so spineless!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
1355	Honey, I disagree. You look just like Prince William.	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
1356	I am Not getting my period .	1.2017	0.04859	119	102	10	7
1357	Don’t be depressed, Roger. Look on the good side. Now you can get tats.	1.2017	0.04711	119	101	12	6
1358	I warned you against shaving! Now you look like a mutant cucumber.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
1359	I told you to keep up with your sunscreen.	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
1360	I didn’t think you’d take it literally when I called you a prick.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
1361	Told you not to try and hold it in.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
1362	Don't you believe in acupuncture?	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
1363	Since therapy you've lost your prickly personality.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
1364	Needle-less to say, that's a sticking point.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
1365	You look taller.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
1366	I said I use a moisturizer, NEVER an exfoliant.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
1367	Thanks a lot! Now I've got to sneeze, too!	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
1368	I told you to hydrate!	1.2016	0.03546	129	103	26	0
1369	I think you over-plucked.	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1370	Spine alignment was not what I thought it would be	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1371	There was no need to go full brazillian	1.2016	0.04718	129	111	10	8
1372	I still think you're sexy.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1373	You've been watching too much Fake Desert News. You're a Cactus, not a cat. You're not supposed to shed.	1.2013	0.04056	154	130	17	7
1374	For an extra $5 I can do your eyebrows and a hot towel.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
1375	You used that off brand Aloe - I warned you....	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
1376	Gee, didn’t mean to scare you.	1.2000	0.04423	130	110	14	6
1377	You've lost that cactus feeling!	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
1378	Consider it your Rogan era.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1379	You’re still looking sharp.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
1380	Well, I guess now you can wear that bikini.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
1381	Okay you can make one more point, then just drop it	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
1382	I think that’s against the dress code	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1383	I’m not going to shoot you. Just stop calling me a prick.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1384	Hey, that's only in porn, dude.	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
1385	You're serious, you're done with the little pricks?	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
1386	Wait! I can explain	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
1387	Are those, pubes?	1.2000	0.04555	130	111	12	7
1388	I told you that stuff wasn't tequila!	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
1389	Come back! I'm sorry I called you 'Spineless'.	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1390	Don´t panic, I've heard you can fly to Turkey and have a nice vacation while they put them back in	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
1391	Maybe your Brazilian thing has gone too far!	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
1392	I tried to tell you depilatory cream wasn't just another name for sunscreen.	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1393	Am I a prick?	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
1394	I told you to stop poking fun at me.	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
1395	I don't know how to talk to you anymore, Stewart. You're just getting more and more pointless.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
1396	Needles to say, I still think you look handsome.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
1397	Well, you did wish to be more approachable	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
1398	Sorry... couldn't help but needle you....	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
1399	How long have you been standing there?	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1400	Kramer, I dunno what happened! One minute I’m trying to even things out, and the next: all gone!	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
1401	Now you know what a Brazilian means.	1.1987	0.04209	156	134	13	9
1402	You need to regrow those spines quick. Livestock are headed in this direction.	1.1985	0.04018	136	113	19	4
1403	It sounds a bit prickly, but people rub me the wrong way." #mynewyorkercaptio	1.1985	0.04255	131	110	16	5
1404	Oh, I am sorry, I thought you knew	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
1405	It’s the prickly heat. I told you to use sunscreen.	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
1406	It's not my fault I rub you the wrong way.	1.1985	0.04255	131	110	16	5
1407	You better hope for a windy day, Michael Finnegan	1.1984	0.04510	126	107	13	6
1408	I’m sorry to have been such a prick.	1.1984	0.04510	126	107	13	6
1409	On the brighter side, you can now get massages	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
1410	It’s just aloe pecia	1.1984	0.04784	126	109	9	8
1411	I didn’t mean to scare the needles out of you	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
1412	I told you that watching that video on how tequila is made would shake you up pretty badly.	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
1413	I told you not to use the exfoliant.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
1414	I wouldn’t worry. Bald is the new sexy.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
1415	Oh my gosh, Barb, is that you?!	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
1416	If you dare wear short shorts!	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1417	too much retinol.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1418	I can see your prickly pears.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
1419	How dare you turn your back on me, you spineless creature!	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
1420	On the bright side, you’re far less prickly than before	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
1421	At least it’ll take you less time to get ready in the morning.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
1422	There's a reason no one has ever heard a cactus sneeze, you know.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
1423	Turn around and face me, you spineless Cac.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1424	Needle-ess to say Frank, you're not looking as sharp anymore.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1425	Trust me I Feel your vulnerability	1.1982	0.04927	111	95	10	6
1426	I did warn you about steroids and hair loss	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
1427	No matter how hard you try, you will never be a maple tree!	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1428	Whaddya mean, I don’t have a spine?	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
1429	You’ve got to get that anxiety under control.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
1430	On the bright side, you're now a lot more huggable.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
1431	It’s happened, I have no pricks left to give	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1432	Told you it was alopecia.	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
1433	Is that how you get rid of prickly heat?	1.1970	0.03793	132	108	22	2
1434	Don't worry, you're still good for Tequila. (I want to submit: Don't worry, you're still a big prick. But, you probably wouldn't allow that).	1.1970	0.04087	132	110	18	4
1435	Have you considered trying acupuncture?	1.1970	0.04087	132	110	18	4
1436	and you're a lot less prickly after your reverse-acupuncture sessions	1.1970	0.04087	132	110	18	4
1437	It’s OK. It’s just your shadow.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
1438	I didn’t mean to be prickly when I said bald is the new beautiful.	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
1439	You remembered to turn the oven off, right?	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
1440	I’m sorry, but I don’t think there’s such thing as a Brazilian cactus.	1.1967	0.04889	122	106	8	8
1441	I keep telling you to moisturize!	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
1442	That’s so 2006	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
1443	I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. OF COURSE it makes you look like Stanley Tucci.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
1444	I know your therapist said to let your guard down, but this?	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1445	You'd need extra laser sessions for maintenance .	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
1446	I told you that Nair stuff was strong.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
1447	I warned you to put labels on those bottles! Now you know it wasn't sunscreen...	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
1448	You're not the man I married!	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
1449	Don’t panic, I hear there’s a needle program in the city.	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
1450	It’s stress induced alopecia… but don’t think about it, that’ll only stress you out more.	1.1963	0.03858	107	86	21	0
1451	Look on the bright side, you still have some on your back.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
1452	I said "hold on" not "hold up!"	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
1453	I told you using Nair would make you look like a cucumber!	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
1454	You honestly look so much more approachable!	1.1957	0.04223	138	117	15	6
1455	This is not what Taylor Swift has in mind when she sings "Shake it off"!	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
1456	If you think I'm going to say, "Gesundheit," and ruin this cartoon...	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1457	I realize this may not be the best time, but your epidermis is showing	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
1458	Think of it this way, Spike: you’ve always thought your name is generic; now there’s a coolness to its irony.	1.1953	0.04304	128	108	15	5
1459	I am sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you”	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
1460	Don’t worry, my buddy Carl said this happens when we hit puberty.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1461	I don't think we've reached the nudist beach quite yet...	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
1462	Excuse me miss, but I'm afraid this desert is not needle-optional.	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
1463	Boo!! . . . Oops!	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1464	I think you’re missing the point.	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
1465	Oh no, that's a classic symptom of cactus COVID!	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
1466	It happens to the best of us. Have you thought about medication?	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1467	Spurs weight loss”… I guess they meant that literally.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1468	You don’t have a spine left.	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
1469	Actually, Ted, it's the gossiping that gets people to call you a prick…	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1470	You really do look bigger	1.1948	0.04128	154	132	14	8
1471	Bummer! Bert. Hope it’s not airborne!	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
1472	I always knew you were soft.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
1473	That was some sneeze!	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1474	I told you sunscreen was not the way to go.	1.1947	0.04846	113	97	10	6
1475	Are you sure Ozempic is supposed to work this way?	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1476	Sorry, I thought you knew I was behind you.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
1477	I told you Nair really works.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
1478	They say it comes from the mother’s side.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
1479	I think you look kinda succulent.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
1480	There you go again with your dreams of becoming an evergreen tree. I warned you that your system would reject the notion.	1.1944	0.04096	144	122	16	6
1481	sir! sir! this is NOT that kind of beach- sir!	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
1482	Honey, you're still a handsome hunk of Saguaro.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
1483	I don't like it when you needle me!	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
1484	Gone with the wind?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
1485	Quick! Here come those hungry birds with sharp beaks.	1.1940	0.03889	134	111	20	3
1486	I'm disappointed that you don't want to get close anymore.	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1487	It comes from your mother's side of the family.	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
1488	Seems like the hair loss product wasn't what you expected.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1489	At least you can now hug your grandkids.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1490	Sorry, but Rogaine doesn’t work for everyone.	1.1938	0.03663	129	105	23	1
1491	I imagine you’re feeling very vulnerable. Brene says choose courage over comfort.	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
1492	mid-life crisis	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
1493	So now I know you don't like surprises.	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
1494	You're bald and I regret this relationship is now over.	1.1935	0.04534	124	106	12	6
1495	If it’s any consolation, it happened McConnell, too.	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
1496	It’s dry season, you should really drink more water	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
1497	I know the bald look is 'in,' but you look like a bad pickle to me.	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
1498	I now know what's been needling you.	1.1933	0.03865	150	126	19	5
1499	Please come back. I didn’t mean to be so prickly.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
1500	Why so sad, at least now you’re huggable	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1501	I thought you said we'd always stick together!	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1502	And now you know where tequila comes from.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
1503	I warned you about those water pills.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
1504	Life is tough, basically it’s either be a prick or get plucked.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1505	I just feel so naked and vulnerable without them.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1506	Already shedding your Winter coat?	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1507	So you found a gray and things went a little too far?	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
1508	It’s perfectly normal. It happens to a lot of cactus..	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
1509	I’m still working up the courage to be spineless.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
1510	So sorry. When I said ‘Stick ‘em up!’ I didn’t mean to scare you so badly.	1.1929	0.03913	140	117	19	4
1511	And THAT’S why we always lean away from the roadrunner.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1512	It's your pose—bad for circulation.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1513	I don't think Acupuncture and Botox are a good mix in the desert.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1514	How does it feel to lose your superpower?	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
1515	YOU NEVER LISTEN! I told you we Seguaros are allergic to sunscreen!!!	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
1516	You may never find that haystack.	1.1926	0.04139	135	114	16	5
1517	Needless to say, stress is not your friend.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1518	Don’t worry - - 90 is the new 60 !	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1519	No, I said "I'm present," not "I'm pregnant."	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1520	Wear your Alopecia with pride, the rest of us are doomed to become Tequila.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1521	Do you need any aloe vera ?	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
1522	A lot of pollinating bats really like bald guys!	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1523	Hey … Macarena.	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
1524	I think you looked better before the Brazilian.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
1525	Have you tried yoga?	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
1526	It’s OK. You’re just not a prick.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
1527	I thought we agreed to stop shaving	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
1528	I said Put 'em up OR drop 'em	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
1529	Think tattoos.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1530	This isn’t what I meant when I said to be more vulnerable.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1531	Dad, I think I'm a conifer.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1532	Good news - there's nothing on your back.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1533	These things happen. It's probably just your diet	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
1534	Now you’ll have to use sun screen!	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
1535	It works in Congress, yes, but not here!	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
1536	If you plan to go streaking, you'll need to get some legs.	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
1537	When smooth as a baby's bottom is not a compliment	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
1538	Your skin looks dry.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
1539	Really, a Brazilian?	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
1540	No, the robot dance is like this!	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
1541	Don’t worry about it growing back thicker, that’s just an old wives tale.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
1542	I promise I won't hurt you.	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1543	I TOLD you not to hold your nose when you sneeze.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
1544	Sorry I’m such a prick	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
1545	Don’t be a saguaro-puss, you can hardly notice	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
1546	When I said, “Stop being a prick” I didn’t mean this!	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
1547	I don't think it's anything to worry about.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
1548	Don't worry; I'm sure the next wagon will have your Rogaine order.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1549	Okay! Okay! I'll shave!	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
1550	Stopped taking Minoxidil?	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
1551	I miss the old you. You used to be such a prick.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
1552	A moisturizer would clear up that problem fast.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
1553	I keep telling ya, shave it all. Chicks will dig it.	1.1905	0.04323	126	107	14	5
1554	You are nothing but a spineless figure. I’m done with you!	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1555	At least now you'll be less defensive.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1556	Third date tonight?	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
1557	You’re lucky! It takes me forever to shave!	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
1558	Careful — they’ll grow back thicker.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1559	I said 'bold', not 'bald'!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1560	Just think of all the time you’ll save getting ready each morning.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1561	Just tell them you're a BMW and have your pricks on the inside	1.1901	0.04593	121	104	11	6
1562	Everyone had warned Hank that stopping both Rogaine and Propecia cold turkey was not a smart move.	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
1563	It's not you, it's me.	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
1564	You look stressed.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1565	I meant your behaviour felt prickly...	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1566	Sal! This wasn’t what I meant when I said we need to be more vulnerable with each other…	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1567	You’ve been drinking again, haven’t you?	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
1568	Bill...you ARE the father!	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
1569	It'll grow back	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
1570	I really think your therapist was talking about your metaphorical defenses	1.1900	0.05064	100	86	9	5
1571	Now you know what depilatory means.	1.1897	0.05036	116	102	6	8
1572	Stress or just age?	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
1573	That was a spineless thing to do!	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
1574	Baby, I meant “prick-less” as a compliment!	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
1575	You could just brush the spikes from the back to the front and go into politics.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
1576	I told you not to rely on the Supreme Court	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
1577	You wouldn’t believe me when I told you a little Rogaine would probably help!	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1578	Is anything going to stick me when I pat you down?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
1579	I hope you can quickly get your things back on. This is a family desert.	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
1580	Have you been drinking enough water?	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
1581	I use a combo of Miracle Gro and Rogaine. Grogaine.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
1582	Do you regret no longer being a prick?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
1583	Some gals dig the spikeless look.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
1584	Have you seen my razor?	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1585	You're not the same prickly SOB you used to be.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1586	You forgot to use your safe word.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1587	so you say you’re a transplant from Brazil?	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
1588	I get that it’s distressing, but your ribs look ripped now.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
1589	How do you keep your complexion flawless?	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
1590	You've mistaken lotion for hair removal again, didn't you?	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
1591	When I asked you to shave, Margaret, I meant only under your arms	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
1592	That look is so last season.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
1593	It’s still March on this side of the desert.	1.1884	0.04056	138	117	16	5
1594	I told you not to get the Brazilian.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
1595	I don't care if this is a desert. Going nude is not acceptable.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
1596	Hey, don't worry! Bald is beautiful!!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
1597	Now you've done it. Here come the Instagrammers.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1598	That's not what I meant when I said you need to let your guard down.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1599	The Doctor said the arm will heal itself.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
1600	What? 'Clearasil'. ?	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
1601	Egads! I think you're suffering from prickly heat!	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
1602	I told you this would happen if yo went off your meds.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
1603	You seem stressed.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
1604	I told you that was Nair spray	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
1605	Sorry, but you're still not that huggable.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1606	Why the long face mate? Wanna trade spines for a flaccid arm?	1.1875	0.05196	96	83	8	5
1607	When I said, 'This is a stick-up!" I was only kidding!	1.1875	0.05196	96	83	8	5
1608	I've warned you, Harold. Your thorns don't define you, they protect you.	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
1609	Try a new sunblock?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1610	I meant it figuratively when I said you've been acting too prickly.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
1611	That's what you get for messing with that Aloe Vera plant.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
1612	Drop everything. Don’t turn around.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
1613	Try putting some aloe on it...	1.1875	0.03705	112	91	21	0
1614	Drop your spines, you're under arrest	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
1615	Girls prefer muscles anyway	1.1871	0.03620	139	115	22	2
1616	There must have been a depilatory in your sunscreen.	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
1617	I'm sorry I called you a prick!	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1618	You know, losing your needles is inherited through your mother's side of the family.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1619	I told you not to look!	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
1620	I’m a succa for a bald guy.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
1621	I heard that. Don’t try blaming the dog either.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
1622	You look fine...don't worry. No one will notice.	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1623	Maybe this is just one of those dreams where you're out in public naked.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1624	Look at the bright side - you’re not a prick anymore.”	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1625	When I said " Don't be a prick," this is not what I meant.	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1626	Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
1627	Don't worry, I know an acupuncturist with dementia.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1628	No. The massage first, then the acupuncture.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
1629	How long do you think we have to keep waving before they come and save us?	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1630	My therapist encouraged me to be more vulnerable.	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1631	I’m in need of a hug.”	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1632	It’s inherited from your mother’s father.	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
1633	Well, you have the erection but you lost the protection.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1634	I'm sure its just water weight.	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
1635	Don’t touch dirty needles.”	1.1864	0.03601	118	96	22	0
1636	‘Agave you my heart, ya prick!’	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1637	Saguaro you doing?	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
1638	This buzz cut really enhances your natural features.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1639	I know it's an adjustment moving back from the city, Artie, but don't go losing your spine every time a coyotoe howls.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1640	Would it tequila to look me in the eyes?	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1641	I always suspected you'd be the spineless one in our relationship.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1642	Ya burn ?	1.1863	0.03874	102	83	19	0
1643	Chinese or Brazilian wax??	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1644	I told you not to use sunscreen.	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
1645	I'm still gonna hug you!	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
1646	I told you Ozempic doesn't work on Cacti	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
1647	Was that a sneeze or a fart ?	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
1648	Did you consider before you decided to shave that when I hug you it’s going to hurt like hell?	1.1855	0.04489	124	107	11	6
1649	No, no. It looks good. The smoothness and all. … Heck, by summer, you’ll be all prickly.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1650	Have you considered Gro-gaine for arid climates?	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1651	Going on a first date ?	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1652	You still look a hundred years old.	1.1855	0.04340	124	106	13	5
1653	Didn't you know it's movember?	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1654	It's just a phase. You need to face it.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1655	You look like a cucumber on steroids.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1656	I’m tired of everyone avoiding me.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1657	I said I wanted a landing strip	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1658	By the way, that sunblock has some side effects.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
1659	It wasn't SPF 50. It was Nair.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
1660	That’s a clean shave but I think you have an ingrown needle on your back.	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
1661	What do you meannn? 'I rub you the wrong way?'	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
1662	Get over it,Grandpa! You're over 100 years old, after all.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
1663	Now, bend over.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
1664	Have you tried using aloe?	1.1849	0.03574	119	97	22	0
1665	Remember the rhyme: landscape before we manscape.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
1666	I’ve heard Rogaine helps…	1.1846	0.03586	130	107	22	1
1667	Hey, this might be a thorny subject, but it's not safe to be spineless out here.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1668	I warned you about that last dye job.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
1669	Look at it this way. You can now have close personal contact with so many more living things. Your social life will explode.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1670	I support you if you now want to identify as a stump.	1.1845	0.05116	103	90	7	6
1671	It must be the arsenic.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1672	I didn't say, "Simon says".	1.1845	0.04926	103	89	9	5
1673	I give up! Where did you hide the haystack?	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1674	Well, at least you’re more huggable now	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1675	Rogaine backfire?	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1676	I love it. You don’t look a day over 175 now.	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1677	Don't worry. Cactus pattern baldness can happen to anyone.	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1678	I told you to stop touching yourself.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1679	I told you to always use needle screen.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1680	It's evolution at work! Now that the humans can hug you, you'll be anthropomorphized enough to be put on their do not kill list.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1681	I have a number for the Hair Club for Cacti.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1682	Silver lining...it makes it safer to do your prostate exam.	1.1840	0.04455	125	108	11	6
1683	Okay. Be honest now. Is your mom a zucchini?	1.1840	0.04455	125	108	11	6
1684	what kind of shaving cream do you use?	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1685	Yeah, but now I look like the prick!	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1686	Trust me - the bald look is in.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1687	Want to borrow my Rogaine?	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
1688	Turn on your blinker!	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1689	Hey,it's okay to show your softer side.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1690	I know I wanted you to stop being so prickly but you always take things to extremes	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1691	your mother seemed a little prickly this evening.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1692	I prefer a five o'clock shadow	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
1693	Maria, this is not a nude desert!	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1694	There's gotta be easier ways to get a hug, Bob.	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
1695	Oops! Hope I didn't startle you!	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1696	So what--you lost your needles. You're not even 175 yet.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1697	If you dare wear short-shorts, Nair for shorts-shorts	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
1698	I just got this weird craving for a pumpkin spice latte.	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
1699	'Shake it, baby...' What was I thinking?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1700	Sorry. I always sneeze when I look at the sun.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1701	Your backside is really burned, would you like some of my aloe.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1702	Why’s this prick following me?	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1703	Carl, it’s gonna be okay!.. you just need to grow them back out BEFORE they come back with lube.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1704	You ned a baseball cap.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1705	It's ok to be vulnerable	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1706	Sid? Deciduous? OMG!	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1707	Now that all the pricks are gone, it’s just us two left …	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
1708	I remember my wedding night	1.1826	0.04552	115	99	11	5
1709	Calm down, it was just thunder.	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
1710	I told you not to try that exfoliating cream!	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
1711	Trust me, six months after your chemo you'll be back to normal.	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
1712	I told you to stop using that shampoo!	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
1713	"They often grow in curly after chemotherapy."	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1714	That’s a Brazilian Cactus	1.1825	0.04299	137	119	11	7
1715	I hate having to shave before I sun bathe.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
1716	Tell me what you saw!	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1717	You don’t fool me, I know a prick when I see one	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
1718	So what if you're not so prickly?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1719	Fine, I'll hug you now.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1720	Need some hair spray?	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
1721	I’m sorry for calling you spineless.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1722	Until they grow back, you should turn one of your arms down.	1.1818	0.04864	110	96	8	6
1723	Spike.. What have you done?	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
1724	Hands up and drop the prickers!	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1725	You have what we call "desert hair". Some follicles deserted here; some deserted there.	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
1726	I don't think you can pull off a combover.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1727	But look on the bright...you no longer can be on pins and needles.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1728	Who knew cacti could have a mid-life crisis?	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
1729	Wow… dude… Saguar-NO!	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
1730	Why do I feel like I’m always walking on pins and needles around you?	1.1818	0.05249	99	87	6	6
1731	Close shave, huh fellah!	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1732	I’m sorry, but I’ve had it with pricks.	1.1811	0.04245	127	109	13	5
1733	I know you have been out to dry for a while and feel deserted by the rest of the team. But unfortunately we just can't have you needling your way around the office. You've prickled too many people the wrong way. And we have to let you saguaro.	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
1734	I still love you, my prickly pear.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
1735	Body language can have unexpected repercussions.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
1736	Whoa. Sorry dude. I thought "stick 'em up" would be funny.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
1737	dawg you can't be doing that shit within 500 feet of a school what the hell	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
1738	I meant 'prickly' as in your personality. The kissing was fine!	1.1810	0.04838	105	91	9	5
1739	I dont care what the Cult Leader told you, Jerry. This is not the path to salvation.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
1740	On the bright side, now I can’t call you a prick…	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
1741	You really are spineless.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
1742	Needleless to say, my puns are usually poorly timed.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
1743	I hope you have a lot of sunscreen	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1744	Honey, maybe it's time to talk to your doctor about Propecia!	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1745	You're going to need sunblock.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
1746	No! You’re the one with the Spiky personality!	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1747	I'm sorry,did I scare you?	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
1748	You will be cooler with the global warming.	1.1802	0.03882	111	92	18	1
1749	Try to relax, Super Tuesday results can do that	1.1802	0.03665	111	91	20	0
1750	Look at the bright side, you'll get more hugs.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1751	Uh, buddy, look out for the rodents...	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1752	So, you decided not to carry.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1753	Middle age crisis is here	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
1754	Your medication clearly states that it can lead to sticker shock in older cactus.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1755	Well,at least you still have your eyebrows…	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
1756	Okay, well, alright… now you’re just a Pear.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1757	If you don’t cut out reading news about the election or economy, they’ll never grow back…	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1758	I was kidding when I called you spineless	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
1759	Hey, what do you call a group of bald cacti? A solar panel! Get it?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
1760	The directions on the package say, ‘do not wear in direct sunlight.’” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore.	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
1761	You could try Rogain.	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
1762	Your body, your choice.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1763	Hands up ya spineless sahuaro!	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1764	Going bald is a bitch	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1765	This is what happens when you don't use sunscreen!	1.1792	0.03743	106	87	19	0
1766	Well, at least they can’t call you a prick anymore.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1767	Okay so -don’t get mad- I think I changed my mind on this.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1768	If it makes you feel any better, I heard Jerry the Gecko lost his tail the other day.	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
1769	I told you to use a higher SPF”	1.1789	0.03954	95	78	17	0
1770	This is a bad time, isn’t it?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
1771	I think the stress is really getting to you man	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
1772	My dude, your defenses are down.	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
1773	Seven more and you’re just a prick.	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1774	So what is your point?	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1775	I see the needles and the damage done.	1.1786	0.04611	112	97	10	5
1776	On the plus side, you don’t need that drug for being bent at a funny angle.	1.1783	0.03558	129	107	21	1
1777	This is why we hold our sneezes in, and also the whole "water" thing.	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
1778	I think it's a good look for you.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1779	Low Taper Fade?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1780	That's what happens when you don't moisturize.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1781	Acupuncture isn't your thing?	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
1782	There's still some stubble.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
1783	I thought you’d leave a landing strip.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
1784	I have needs…	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1785	What did I tell you? Getting old ain't pretty!	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
1786	I should have listened when my dad said you were a spineless loser.	1.1780	0.04444	118	102	11	5
1787	You said you did it for the summer?	1.1780	0.04444	118	102	11	5
1788	Oh real smooth, Lenny. It's like you've never seen a sexy tumbleweed roll by before.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
1789	We'll steer clear of Chris Rock, okay?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
1790	I told you climate change is real.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
1791	babes when i said “we need to shave” i meant expenses…	1.1778	0.03772	135	114	18	3
1792	The Sheriff can get you for indecent exposure, ya know?	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1793	Well, you always wanted to be a Christmas cactus!	1.1776	0.03712	107	88	19	0
1794	Aren't you gonna say Gesundheit?	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
1795	Don't despair. The androgynous look is really in these days.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1796	Have you considered Minoxidil Rx?	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1797	It’s called a Tucson Wax. Do you like it?	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
1798	It happens when I’m nervous	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1799	Nothing a toupeyote can't fix.	1.1774	0.04292	124	107	12	5
1800	Wow, you really let your guard down.	1.1774	0.04442	124	108	10	6
1801	Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
1802	I warned you that if you stayed out in the sun too long you would lose your needles. But did you listen? No.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
1803	I told you the clean shaven look does not work for us!!	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
1804	Hey, needle replacement therapy is totally affordable these days.	1.1771	0.05129	96	84	7	5
1805	Taking a haircut" is just a metaphor	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1806	It IS very itchy. Why do you ask?	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1807	I told you not to raise your left arm !	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1808	Must’ve been the dog.	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
1809	Don't fret - it happens to all of us when we get older.	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
1810	It will grow back, it’s better than turning gray.	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
1811	Could be dry skin.	1.1769	0.04153	130	112	13	5
1812	Total thirst trap.	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
1813	Maybe you don't scratch mine.	1.1769	0.03533	130	108	21	1
1814	Hands up or I’ll shoot!	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
1815	You know there’s no needle exchange out here.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
1816	I told you! Once you start Rogaine, you can't stop.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
1817	I warned you about the vaccine, dude.	1.1760	0.04260	125	108	12	5
1818	Not so funny now, is it Chris!	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
1819	It just shows you have more testosterone.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1820	I'd get that looked at if I were you!	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1821	I hear that when this happens you have to start wearing a hat and use sunscreen.	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
1822	Sorry to say, but you don't look so sharp in that outfit". From 8YO Son Jamie	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1823	Bright side…You can comfortably itch yourself?	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
1824	Trump's new design for Border Patrol uniforms are a little scratchy....	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1825	My mother warned me you were spineless.	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
1826	I won’t do it without protection.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
1827	Oops - guess you’re not a backslap kind of guy.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
1828	Don’t sweat it. A little glue and you will be all set.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
1829	Premature Prickulation.	1.1754	0.04535	114	99	10	5
1830	How’d you shed all your defense mechanisms?	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
1831	What did I tell you about fraternizing with the aloe-pecia?"	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1832	I still think you're hot	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1833	I guess that bottle was hair removal, sorry	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1834	I knew it! You're a cucumber in cactus clothing!	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1835	Have you had your thyroid checked?	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1836	Chicks dig it?	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1837	I told you I want a divorce you spineless succulent.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1838	Damn it Craig, you scared the pricks out of me	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1839	A Brazilian wax in the middle of winter?	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1840	Looks like you could use a hug!	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1841	First time ahaving, huh?	1.1750	0.03679	120	100	19	1
1842	Based on the needle spatter evidence, I can rule out a high powered weapon from the sixth floor.	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
1843	Dandruff out HERE?!	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1844	Yeah,looks like old age setting in,hair falls out,but you’re still a prick	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1845	Suddenly I feel so naked.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1846	Seriously, don’t worry—it happens to a lot of guys.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1847	I think they call it aloe-wisha.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1848	I said Drop ALL your weapons	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1849	I've got your back!	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
1850	That's why I only drink bottled water.	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
1851	Have you been hydrating?	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1852	Don't worry. Your father suffered from prick-loss at your age too.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1853	Why can’t you grow some spines?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1854	It’s not that kind of a club, Jim.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
1855	Why did you enlist?	1.1743	0.04671	109	95	9	5
1856	I feel your saguaro.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1857	Of course it's a little frightening to drop your defenses but being vulnerable will bring us closer.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1858	Have you tried Viagra?	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1859	Look at it this way -- it'll be so much easier to make friends!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1860	Maybe now you won’t be so prickly.	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
1861	When I said 'wax eloquently', I didn't mean this!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1862	Put your needles back on; this isn’t the nude beach!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1863	I think you've been taking too much Driagra!	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1864	I'm afraid it's genetic, Freddie. Your dad began to go bald at the tips around your age too.	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
1865	You didn’t complain when we were dating	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
1866	Barizona	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
1867	Bro, why are you naked? Was I too hot for you?	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1868	Um excuse me…you missed a spot	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
1869	My cousin suffers from spinal dysfunction, too.	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
1870	Donnie Vlasco, the FBI pickle undercover as a cactus, was suddenly made by a strong gust of wind, and Leafy, the prickly mafioso, found he lost his best friend in that same gust of wind.	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
1871	Your mother's father had the same issue.	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
1872	Grow a spine, would ya!	1.1739	0.04498	115	100	10	5
1873	At least now you won't end up an ornament on someone's lawn.	1.1739	0.03973	92	76	16	0
1874	Wait, I can change.	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
1875	She was only pretending to hug you for a picture, she’s not coming back to marry you no matter how smooth you get.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
1876	YOU are SO “1997” , …… NO one waxes anymore…….. #natural	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
1877	NEEDLE DROP AHAHAHAHA	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
1878	Et tu, Brutuses	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1879	I don’t think that was sunscreen…	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1880	Yes I've heard of that happening when you stop using Grogaine	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1881	I warned you about that defoliant. Now you're naked and alone.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1882	I said we were going to SHRED your body.	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
1883	I don’t know, have you had your hormones checked recently?	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1884	Wowee, that sneeze was thumping great!	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
1885	Now you're one step away from being part of a gourmet recipe.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1886	Male Pattern De-Catus.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
1887	At least they’re not in the sink this time, Henry!	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
1888	I told you to be careful..it’s a dry heat.	1.1731	0.03728	104	86	18	0
1889	Why didn't you just tell me? You don't have to be so spineless.	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
1890	Look at it this way: now you can audition for "Dune Part Three"	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1891	Time to grow a goatee.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1892	I warned you that Viagra has side effects!	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1893	Needle-less to say I was shocked!	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
1894	Bob, next time someone asks you why you're so prickly, t he answer isn't "I'm not."	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1895	That's not what I meant by manscaping...	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
1896	Have you been doing your deep breathing?	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
1897	Allergy season starts earlier every year.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1898	I told you not to drink so much water.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1899	Thats right, keep those hands up where i can see them. Now i want you to slowly drop the needles, good. Now i want you to lay face down on the floor and count to a thousand.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
1900	I know a TikTok filter that’ll cover that up real nice, bro.	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
1901	Oh Oh Dude.....Here comes someone looking for water.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
1902	If you ever wonder what you'd look like without arms, maybe go with a virtual simulator.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1903	When I said, Don't be so prickly, I meant emotionally not physically.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1904	I meant, get over it. Not literally, shake it off.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1905	They’re going to grow back twice as sharp.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1906	I’m sorry i called you a prick, i never wanted you to change!	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
1907	You overthink everything.	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
1908	You should try some aloe for that sunburn.	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
1909	Male Pattern Baldness, it skips a generation son!	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
1910	Hey, at least your tan will be even	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
1911	Hands up. Drop everything. Oops. Sorry. Dry humor.	1.1716	0.04306	134	118	9	7
1912	Not to worry-bald is beautiful.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1913	Shed if you want, but don't come crying to me if you end up in an ensalada de nopales.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1914	Well, if you’re going to run around naked, you at least need to put on some sun block.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1915	Drop them.	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
1916	When I screamed, "Freeze you spineless cactus!", I was just sort of joking.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1917	Don't panic. Once the peyote runs its course, your thorns will grow back	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1918	Keep your hands up and your hair down!	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1919	Sorry, I thought you knew I was back here.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1920	Don't feel bad. We all have our bad hair days!	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1921	Sorry, I wouldn’t have scared you if I knew you were spineless.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1922	Well I'd start out with a hat with a 10ft. brim.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1923	Anyway, sorry I’m so prickly about it.	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
1924	That's one way out of a prickly situation.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
1925	You can't stick with anything.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
1926	I don't like you clean shaved	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
1927	Whoa! what'd you see over there that's scared you spineless?	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
1928	I told her to leave a landing strip	1.1709	0.04747	117	104	6	7
1929	NOW will you vote?	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
1930	- Who’s prickly?????	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
1931	sticker shock	1.1705	0.05414	88	78	5	5
1932	If it comes to that, we can always move to Canada.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
1933	I told you that was Nair and not sunscreen.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1934	I didnt know you have a fear of needles!	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1935	Now nobody can call you a prick!	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
1936	It’s not all bad. At least now you’ll able to wear cashmere.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
1937	Scissors beats paper	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
1938	This doesn’t change anything, Beth — you’re still prickly.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1939	Are you a wildlife photographer wearing a costume?	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1940	Sorry, I didn't mean to scare the pricks off of you.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
1941	Don't worry, I heard the clean shaven look is making a comeback.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
1942	Love can be a thorny issue.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1943	At the end of our evolution is a cucumber, they say!	1.1700	0.04935	100	88	7	5
1944	Sheldon was only kidding when he called you a prick.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1945	Real smooth. I thought we agreed to both ware protection.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1946	I know I said you've been prickly lately, but I was hoping you'd consider therapy instead of... this.	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
1947	I was just trying to cure your hiccups.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1948	I told you that would happen if you kept doing that!	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
1949	At least they’re not in a haystack	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
1950	Don’t worry. I hear “spike-less” is going to be the hot new trend this summer.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1951	Just get really hydrated and grow some fruit.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1952	I thought the "Boo!" would stop your hiccups.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1953	Wait til your Father gets home.	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
1954	If you're interested, I hear there's a Pine Club for Cacti.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1955	Looks like you dropped something.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1956	Laser? How many sessions left?	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
1957	Keep those hands up, you spineless varmint!	1.1696	0.04553	112	98	9	5
1958	They say it's hereditary	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
1959	Oh my gosh, Bob! I didn't mean to scare you!	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
1960	Keep your pecker up, son. It can happen to anyone.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
1961	I told you, Zack, that hairdresser was affordable for a reason	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
1962	Have you tried Biotin? (By Ayelet Mintz)	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
1963	Nothing a little Rogaine can’t solve!	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
1964	It's only a dream.	1.1695	0.03671	118	99	18	1
1965	Sorry, I’ve been here the whole time.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
1966	I told you that hormone treatment had side effects.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
1967	I’ll turn the magnet back on if you’re sure, but it will hurt a bit.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
1968	Before I scratch your back, what’s in it for me?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
1969	Let me get a mirror. You’ll love it, I swear.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
1970	You gotta stop being so spineless.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
1971	I think I can sew them back on. Let me get a needle.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
1972	Drop all your weapons.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1973	Shiver me neddles	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1974	Do you think that weight loss injection is taking off too much?	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
1975	It's just not that big of a surprise, Ernie, dad's bald.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1976	It's OK, but clean those up now, or we're going to be finding them everywhere until March.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1977	Where’s the nearest salon?”	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
1978	Good news is, balding doesn’t run on mom’s side	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
1979	Don't worry buddy, I'll never think of you as spineless.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1980	I blame my maternal grandfather.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1981	Ben, calm down. It’s only me.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1982	Sure you are less prickly but are you any happier?	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
1983	I warned you about ozempic's side effects!	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
1984	Don't worry, I'll still be a thorn in your side.	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
1985	It's not the heat man, it's the stress. It's the STRESS I tell ya!	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1986	Don't worry, it's not always true that it grows back thicker and darker.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
1987	… needles to say	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1988	You’re missing my points, there’s no i in cactus.”	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1989	Put your left arm up, put your left arm down...." Don't stress just because you can't do the Hokey Pokey	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
1990	Life coach said I’d stand out	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1991	Yeah, you have Saguaroriasis. I hear they have treatments for that now.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
1992	Hey Prickless!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1993	That'll teach you not to try and hold a sneeze in!	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
1994	The good news is you can spend Halloween pretending to be a large cucumber!	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
1995	Certainly not, dear, you just have a high forehead!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1996	Well, that's what happens when you mess with an underage succulent.	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
1997	That haircut isn't that bad.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1998	Once you lose them there's no coming back.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1999	What did you think a full body wax was?	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
2000	Congratulations on achieving that transcendent state of shedding all defenses!	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
2001	You should have chosen Truth.	1.1681	0.04516	113	99	9	5
2002	Stick em up, pardner! Ha! Ha! I skeer’d ya.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2003	Really? A tumbleweed did that to you?	1.1681	0.04516	113	99	9	5
2004	I'm still not gonna hug you.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
2005	I’m tired of hurting people.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2006	needlessly?	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2007	I told you climate change would make your OCD act up!	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2008	Have you had your aloe levels checked lately?	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2009	Smooth move, ex-cactus.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2010	You could consider prick plugs.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2011	Looks like you can cancel that waxing appointment.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2012	Look, when I told you not to be so prickly, you needn't have taken me so literally.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
2013	Geez! Grow a spine!	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2014	Hands up, you spineless coward!	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2015	You're fired, right?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2016	I think you look great, but since you asked, the humans call it Rogaine.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
2017	I warned you about using that depilatory!	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2018	Ok, no need to get prickly!	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2019	You used to be a real stickler for style.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
2020	Sorry, but you can’t blame climate change for getting old.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
2021	I'm just glad I had my eyes closed; otherwise I probably would have been scared spineless too.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2022	I was just kidding! Taylor Swift ISN'T dead!	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
2023	You may have misunderstood-it’s prickly PEAR, not prickly BARE	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
2024	I told you your no Hellraiser.	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
2025	I was joking when I said ‘stick ‘em up.’	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
2026	Seriously, get a hold of yourself!	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
2027	Um, Bill… the officer was talking to the guy with the gun	1.1667	0.04179	126	110	11	5
2028	I told you not to shave.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2029	Really, will you stop worrying about the lack of water?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
2030	Now, pick yourself up, and dust yourself off before the situation gets thornier.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
2031	Prickly on the outside, but if you stick around, you'll find we're really sharp conversationalists!	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
2032	I didn't mean to scare you....	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
2033	Don’t go! I haven’t had my orgasm yet.”	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2034	I lost the energy to protect myself.	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
2035	Turning a new leaf,my prick days are gone.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2036	Sorry, allergies	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2037	Don't worry. Bald is beautiful.	1.1667	0.03708	102	85	17	0
2038	remember, it's not being bald that sucks, it's going bald	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2039	Sorry, Phil, I didn't mean to scare you	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
2040	Just because you are pale and spikeless, that doesn't make you less of a cactus.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2041	I am so sorry Lorraine. Calling you spineless was insensitive.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
2042	It’s ok. You’re just a late bloomer.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2043	Barry, have you been using the hair removal cream again?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2044	I think it's time you get a prescription for Saguarogaine.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2045	When I said to be less prickly, I meant emotionally…	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2046	Let me guess, you thought it'd make you look bigger?	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2047	you shed your winter coat a little early, I think it’s only false spring	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
2048	Bob learns of his ballot options in 2024	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
2049	~>”It’s a good look, but you should really do something about all that back hair.”	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
2050	Alopecia is no joke	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
2051	Don’t be stressed, the cops are here to arrest the Cartel leader	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2052	They call it Imposter Syndrome	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
2053	I told you if you kept doing "that" your spines would fall off.	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
2054	Oh, that's right, you're new to Area 51.	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
2055	It happens to everyone, Todd.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2056	The NUDiE Beach is further south you PRiCKLESS PEAR Cactaceae!	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
2057	Oh dear. You should have had the vaccine.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2058	You better grow a new set or they'll use you for toquilla.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2059	Call me old fashioned but I don't think it makes you look sexier.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2060	You aren't quite the prick they say you are!	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2061	Hey, don't fret, male prickle baldness happens to most.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2062	I was talking about your personality.	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
2063	At least you won't come across as so prickly.	1.1651	0.03573	109	91	18	0
2064	Needleless to say, I've got your back.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2065	„May I touch it?“	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
2066	Gee, sorry Carl. I didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2067	You just had to see what it was like up Kevin’s ass, huh? @whitepeoplehumor	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2068	Don't worry, it all grows back after the chemo!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2069	It’s all very well for you to go all sensitive—but you’re gonna regret it!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2070	Oh dear, I think climate change is too much stress for you.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2071	I'll go get the sun screen ...	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2072	At least you won't have to worry about turning gray.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2073	It’ll grow back… I think.	1.1650	0.03676	103	86	17	0
2074	Sorry!! I was just trying to help you get rid of your hiccups. I read scaring helps…	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
2075	At least you're not a prick	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2076	Gesundheidt! Thought Arizona was good for allergies!!	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
2077	You look like you can use some time in an oasis.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
2078	But you promised me you would never cact out again...	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
2079	He's just not as sharp as he used to be.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
2080	Don't worry. Ozempic probably works for that too.	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
2081	Well, at least the tourists don't mistake ME for a cucumber.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
2082	You don't look as sharp.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
2083	They told me if I shaved it would grow in thicker	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
2084	I told you not to eat the tacos.🌮	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
2085	Next time you hear, 'Stick 'em up' just give them the money and chill.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2086	Why? Because I'm tired of being needled.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2087	We'll call you the Michael Jordan of cacti	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2088	I told you not to stop using Rograine.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2089	When I said "stop being a prick", that's not what I meant.	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
2090	And you’re sure the label said it would enhance flower production?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2091	You"re no longer Prickly Pete.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2092	I don't care anymore Carl, I'm embracing this pointless life	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
2093	Sorry, didn't mean to scare the spines off of you.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2094	You're leaving? You don't want to stick around anymore?	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
2095	You shouldn't have eaten those pickles.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
2096	Don't sneak up on me like that!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2097	Don't worry about that screwy thing in the sky. I see it too.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2098	Um just.... don't look in a mirror.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
2099	Well, your therapist did say to be more vulnerable.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2100	Stop! Drop it, you’re under arrest!	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2101	You always were a spineless wonder!"	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2102	how did you wax in this heat?	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2103	Drop your weapons	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2104	You’re really spining out of control.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2105	Don't look so discombobulated, cuz! - This Global Warming thing is merely a passing trend.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2106	I recommend an SPF 70!	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
2107	Have you tried NeedleClub for Men?	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
2108	I wont say it again, put your hands up and drop your weapons!	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
2109	This is what happens to you for not having researched the meaning of the word "alopecia".	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2110	Shoulda used sunscreen	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2111	Don’t move! This is a stick up!	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
2112	at least they won’t call you a prick anymore	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2113	Hey bro - you naked!	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
2114	Just wait till your girlfriend sees this!	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
2115	I didn’t mean to needle you that badly.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
2116	Yeah, the thought of that guy getting elected President again almost gives me the shivers too.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
2117	What? You told me to calm down. So now now I’m less prickly.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
2118	Look at it this way. Someone is more inclined to cuddle with you.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
2119	I know what it feels like to be scared stickless!	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
2120	You may think it makes you look friendlier, but let me tell you, you’re still going nowhere	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
2121	Try minoxidil.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2122	Hey buddy, we don't do Brazilians here in Phoenix!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
2123	Don't worry, that happens to a lot of guys.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2124	Sorry, but that doesn’t make you any more approachable.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
2125	I won't desert you, you're not completely spineless!	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2126	We need to come up with a better point system	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2127	I don't think I've ever seen you actually seen you scared prickless before!	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
2128	Don't worry, this happens to lots of agaves your age."	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
2129	Like, I didn't warn you about manscaping on your own.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2130	Do you think it might be... alopecia?	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2131	Acceptance, buddy.	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
2132	See there’s nothing you can do because your mother’s father was…	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2133	Hey Dude, you're nude!!!!	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
2134	Needle-less to say, your spikes are desert-ing en masse	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2135	And then he said, "Don't move and drop your spines"!	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2136	It's autoimmune	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
2137	You need to see a Cactologist	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
2138	You're going to need to wear a prophylactic.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2139	Luckily you still have your charming personality	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2140	It can happen to anycactus.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2141	I know you're feeling self conscious, but I've seen these ads on Facebook...	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
2142	Whoa! Just kidding Joe, I've been behind you for 30 years without gun, why would I have one now?	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2143	Are you sure the label actually said sun screen?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
2144	You'll burn if you stay out in the sun like that.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2145	I said Coachella was cactus beetle optional, not cactus needle optional.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2146	I didn't think the Wegovy was supposed to do that.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2147	I guess those sulphate-free shampoos aren’t working for you	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
2148	That was quite a scare!	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2149	Don’t move!	1.1613	0.03316	124	104	20	0
2150	You'll always be a prickly s.o.b. to me, Frank no matter what you do.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
2151	On the up side, you are getting quite an even tan.	1.1610	0.03398	118	99	19	0
2152	Is it because I made the offhand comment last week about you having a prickly demeanor?!	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2153	You look like a school bus on summer break, no pricks.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
2154	This doesn't make you any less of a succulent.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
2155	Relax, think Michael Jordan, he lost his early and did just fine!	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
2156	Yes Gary, they usually play the 'loves me, loves me not' game with daisies.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
2157	It's not a gun. I'm just happy to see you.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2158	Remind me: are beards in or out?	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2159	Did you use the nair or sunblock?	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
2160	Pretty much everything scares you.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
2161	I have to admit, I am definitely more defensive	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2162	No, it wasn't a ghost....just a cloud off target	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
2163	Next time just accept all cookies.	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2164	She loves me. She loves me not. Oh no!	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2165	It’s always been cacti with you and never cactus	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2166	'Carlos, we need to talk about the peyote dosage'	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2167	You look like a cucumber with arms.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2168	Oh, no, the new pinnywise	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2169	Don’t sweat it, you’ll save money on haircuts	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
2170	Dont move -- this is a stickup!	1.1604	0.04670	106	94	7	5
2171	I told you! You're going to get sunburned if you stand there naked!	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2172	Don't feel bad. It happens to almost everyone.	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
2173	I guess no one’s safe from the effects of Panera lemonade, huh?	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2174	Have you tried lessening your attachment to your identity as a cactus?	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
2175	I don’t think you’re the hide-and-seek master that you think you are.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
2176	Really? You’re moving to Brazil?	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2177	Psst! I heard there's a sale on Rogaine.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2178	I told you not to sneeze.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2179	A Mexican hairless.	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
2180	Don't worry, bald is in.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2181	don't worry that's a contemporary side effect	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2182	I am not your expectations	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
2183	Drop your weapons and keep your arms up	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2184	They asked me to stop being a prick, and I actually listened?	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
2185	So, I take it, the Nutrafol was a flop?	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2186	Don’t be a prick…anyone can change.	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2187	Pardon the pun, but it looks like you are in a real prickle	1.1596	0.04855	94	83	7	4
2188	You may have gone bald, but you're still beautiful to me.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
2189	I told you 64oz of water per day doesn't apply to us!	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
2190	Stop needling me!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
2191	We used to be a prickly pair, but you’ve changed!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2192	Relax! You can put your arms down. I’m not an immigrant cacti.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2193	You really look like a cucumber, you know that?	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
2194	Now if you were also built like the Rock, I'd be interested.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
2195	No protection isn’t worth an even tan.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2196	Is it me, because you never seem thorny anymore.	1.1593	0.04275	113	99	10	4
2197	Scared Thornless	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2198	I was only joking when I said “stick em up”	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
2199	Yes I know. I’m thirsty too.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2200	Don't fret. Those are merely your baby spines.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
2201	Have you tried Minoxidil?	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2202	Breaking news on the Starship Enterprise: Data's positronic needles called it quits. His new motto? 'Life's too short to be sharp all the time.' Watch out, galaxy!	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2203	All right, all right, you're not a total prick already.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2204	I ‘ll love you just the same.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2205	Your mother's bad genes aren't contagious, are they?	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2206	Don't worry. Once your through with the Chemo , they'll all grow back.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
2207	The Supreme Court --huh?	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2208	Oh man, that succs.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2209	Dad told us! “Never go to a new barber!”	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
2210	Is it the get shredded for the summer program or the get shredded by the summer program that's working?	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2211	Looks like another case of prickless heat.	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
2212	I keep telling ya, it's global warming!	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
2213	You need to shave first.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2214	My mother was right. You can’t even take care of yourself!” Julia Rudick, Philadelphia, P	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2215	You can always just wear a hat	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2216	sorry	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2217	Keep my wife's name out of your mouth...	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2218	is it me, or are you shedding!	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2219	Climate change really taking its toll, mate.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2220	I told you 'just a little off the top'.	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
2221	Didn't I tell you not to use a brush?	1.1583	0.03742	120	103	15	2
2222	'No,' you said. 'I don't need to wear a mask....'	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2223	Two words: Twig. Wig.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2224	Ralph, it’s not your fault. Male pattern depricklin runs in your family.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2225	Can I still call you Whiskers?	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2226	Next time pay attention to the side effect warnings.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2227	Buddy, it's OK. Go gracefully.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2228	This part of the desert is not nude. That's only for beaches. The sand probably confused you but Christ get it together.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2229	...I toss in my sleep.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
2230	I remember my first Brazilian	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2231	At least it's a dry bald	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2232	Talk about moving the needle.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2233	Some guys look better without them. I think it makes you look like Spruce Willis.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2234	What the Fucculent?! You’re Spineless!	1.1579	0.04419	114	101	8	5
2235	It's okay, it happens. Have you thought of trying Spinagra?	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2236	I’ve heard exfoliation beforehand is critical…”	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2237	Ooh, sorry Curly, now your name is doubly ironic!	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
2238	How come you lost your hair?	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2239	Don't you ever get prickly heat?	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
2240	Ahhh . . .Frank, you just lost your identity.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
2241	Are you leafing me ??	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2242	Needle loss is God's way of telling you you're a cactus.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2243	Well, now you get the chance for an even tan.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2244	Hey! Stop littering!	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
2245	You can be different.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2246	It's true what they say. You'll need to pluck twice as much as before!	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
2247	Have you tried Propecia?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2248	Do I have to shave to go out tonite?	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
2249	You look a little prickish there.	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
2250	You never know when your true love is going to come so I suggest you put something on.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2251	SPF 10,000 works great on your skin, but it’s hell on your needles.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2252	I never dreamed you could be so spineless.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
2253	It was a joke, the stock market didn't drop by 75 percent.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2254	You’re about to see the necessity of a prickly personality…	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
2255	Hot enough for ya?	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
2256	I'm arresting you for indecent exposure!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2257	Are you sure that was just lotion dude?	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2258	You always over manscape!	1.1569	0.03619	102	86	16	0
2259	Sorry to scare you!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2260	You spineless bastard!	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2261	I am your father.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2262	You’re less than a prick than I am.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2263	I get that you want to be liked, but why do you have to be so spineless?	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
2264	You're not going to get that promotion as long as you're spineless! You need to be a thorn in their side!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2265	It's probably just stress. Try some hot yoga.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
2266	Just think...moms and young children can play with you now.	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
2267	you think your so smooth	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2268	It's not my fault. It comes from your mother's side of the family.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
2269	It’s too late, I’m all dried up	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2270	Have you been staying hydrated?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2271	Come to terms with it … just wear a cap.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2272	Still can’t find your crypto key?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2273	You’re meant to use it only on your balls you fool	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2274	Sorry mate, didn’t mean to scare ya like that. Just wondering if ya had the time. Well, alright then…have a good one	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2275	Can we still go to the pool?	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2276	I don’t think you did that right.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2277	I told you not to let your brother give you a haircut.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2278	We lefties are very prickly	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2279	I think you over did it on your dermabrasion	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2280	I was kidding when I said: 'Stick 'em up!'	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2281	I'm not sure, but I think this is natural.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2282	Does this mean we're not a Prickly Pair anymore?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2283	Your spikes peel when you get sunburnt,my friend.	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2284	Ope, let me sneak past ya there.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
2285	Hello I’m Dr. Prickles and I’m here to administer your rectal exam	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
2286	Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! I didn’t realize you were shedding.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
2287	Don't try to blame it on "climate change". You're just geeting old.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2288	Don't worry, you won't dehydrate too quickly now that the sun is just a squiggly spiral.	1.1553	0.04731	103	92	6	5
2289	Hey man. We all get startled sometimes. It's ok.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
2290	Sorry, my sneeze was a bit strong	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2291	your water or your life	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2292	That barber in Tucson got a little frisky didn’t he?	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
2293	Is this because you are concerned about uneven tan lines?	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2294	Don’t worry Bob, it happens to every cactus sometimes.”	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2295	You've got to give up needling.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2296	At least now nobody can say you are a prick.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2297	That's why I always put on sunscreens.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2298	Sorry, I didn’t realize you had a sunburn.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2299	Smooth move, Prick.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2300	That’s why I always keep my left arm down.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2301	I told you not to over tweeze!	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2302	You have no spine ! I'd rather be spineless than a prick !	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2303	Next meeting, just talk about the book.	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
2304	P'sst heard of rogaine?	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
2305	Saw a ghost last night Pete?	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2306	Donald Trump won the general election!!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
2307	It’s what inside that counts, Jack.	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
2308	Well... It does make you look bigger...	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
2309	I feel so naked!	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2310	What's the dill pickle?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2311	I warned you about eating all those gummies!	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
2312	Just so you know, I am sleeping in the guest room tonight.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2313	Did you ever notice that none of the other cacti can talk?	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2314	Don't worry, I'll prescribe Propecia.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2315	I wouldn't want to be you when Mom gets back.	1.1546	0.04713	97	86	7	4
2316	Need some help? You missed a spot back there-	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
2317	Don't worry. It happens to all of us.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2318	Your impersonation of a cucumber lacks sharpness	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
2319	Hey, no worries. You look sexier!	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2320	I’m not just the President, I’m a member	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2321	Brazilian wax on steroids or global warming; you choose	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2322	I’m scared needless today!	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
2323	It's just a bad hair day.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2324	It happened to my last partner all the time.	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
2325	You just don’t seem quite as sharp as before -Taylor S Boston, MA	1.1546	0.04713	97	86	7	4
2326	Don’t freak out, but I think we’ve got a classic ‘Gift of the Cacti’ situation here.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2327	This motherfucker	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2328	Your ass is grass.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2329	You can lower your limbs, Slim, the outlaws have skedaddled.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2330	I shaved for this?!	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
2331	It’s common. It happens to every guy, it’s not a big deal	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2332	I told you not to listen to that YouTube influencer.	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2333	it's obvious that you didn't come to the self-defence classes.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2334	I didn’t really mean you were a prick…	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2335	You can't just pick up and move, you have roots here.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2336	Sorry, dude. Thought you knew I was here.	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
2337	You forgot to ask the ranchers for your Rogaine fertilizer again, didn’t you?	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2338	You are killing me with your high fives!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2339	I told you sunscreen was a really bad idea.	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
2340	I need water, I'm dying out here!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2341	You shaved a little close, didn’t you buddy?	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2342	It’s a prickle pickle	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2343	Showing off your muscles wasn't such a good idea after all!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2344	I told you not to take that bet on that you’d drop your needles if Krysten Sinema didn’t run again.	1.1538	0.04137	117	103	10	4
2345	Umm, that's not what I meant when I said shed your baggage	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2346	Naked and Afraid?!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2347	I would give anything if you could scratch my back.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2348	Even if what we just saw was a UFO, why get so spooked ? We can't run or hide.	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
2349	I told you the store brand lotion isn’t the same	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2350	I'm sorry, I can be a prick sometimes. Please forgive me.	1.1538	0.04688	104	93	6	5
2351	I’m sorry, I thought you knew I was behind you	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2352	You scared the pricks out of me. Nicole L. Stevens, Chicago, IL	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2353	I'm not a doctor, but I recommend Rogaine.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
2354	This is the wrong place to upload to the cloud.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2355	Pssst, Hank! Your nopalitos are showing.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2356	Smoove Dawg. Smoove.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2357	Stop freaking out. I just said "Hi Jack!"	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2358	So, how's chemo going, Kemo Sabe?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
2359	I don’t think this is what your therapist meant when he said to make yourself more vulnerable.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
2360	They say being vulnerable is a sign of growth	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
2361	Hey buddy, that dandruff dry shampoo really killed it, huh?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2362	You've been pronouncing it wrong. We're 'suh·waa·row.'	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2363	On the bright side, you’re not completely pointless.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
2364	Alexa, play Free fallin' by Tom Petty	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
2365	I warned you to lay off the sublock.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2366	Rogaine, no pain!	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
2367	Do not go gentle into the harsh sun.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2368	I told you not to shave, Steve.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
2369	I told you they weren't seeds.	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2370	Don’t worry…I’m sure you’ll look great in a combover.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
2371	I thought letting your guard down was not your thing.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2372	Sorry for your diagnosis. Don't worry, it'll grow back.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
2373	What do you mean it was love from the first sight?	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
2374	Don't despair. Some women love bald men.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
2375	Whoa! That bus passed a little close, huh?"	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
2376	Instead of worrying why you’re losing needles, try wearing a hat and applying aloe….!	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
2377	Honest, I promise I’ll never sneak up on you like that again.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
2378	And then she figured out the call was coming from inside the house!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2379	Dye,I tell you! It's worked for presidents!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2380	Jesus Carl, you scared the needles off of me!	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
2381	I know I'm being prickly with you !	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
2382	You need to grow a spine!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2383	I'm not only the Needle Club president but I'm also a client.	1.1520	0.03602	125	108	15	2
2384	Now,why did you use that depilatory cream? We are no longer a prickly pair!	1.1518	0.04247	112	99	9	4
2385	That's right, 91 felony counts.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2386	I told you if you switched to that Party you’d be spineless.	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
2387	Look on the bright side -- saguaro pattern baldness will skip over your kids.	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
2388	I told you those implants wouldn't work	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2389	No matter what you try, you will never deciduous.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2390	When I said you were prickly, I meant it as a compliment.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2391	Your money or your spikes.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2392	Sorry, I should have knocked first.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2393	I told you not to buy that Nair, but nooo, you just had to try it.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
2394	Happens to all of us.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2395	Give it up, Bob. The cucumbers will not be fooled by this.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2396	Oh oh, too close a shave.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2397	Global warming is getting so bad its got us shedding.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2398	If it's any consolation to you, the clean-shaven look used to be really popular.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2399	Did the bottle say depilatory or spf30 ?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2400	Would it be mean to say you're spineless?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2401	Uh, gesundheit?	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
2402	It’s a Biden vs Trump kinda day	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2403	You know it's not a nude beach, right?	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
2404	I've been meaning to tell you, you're less of a prick these days.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2405	Hey, relax. Didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
2406	It seems pointless for a cactus to sneeze, don't you think?	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2407	"Don't worry bud, even without needles you still look quite sharp."	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2408	Not even a porcupine would have done that.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2409	On the bright side,therapy seems to be working wonders	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2410	Is this part of your New Year’s resolution?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2411	But at least your hiccups are gone!	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2412	You know it's okay to go au natural, right?	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2413	You caught me bare needled.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2414	stick with me and you'll be OK	1.1505	0.04822	93	83	6	4
2415	Why are you so spineless?	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
2416	It might be October, but our kind doesn't do that.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2417	Hey there…your barber sure used the wrong setting!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2418	Sorry man, I thought you saw me	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2419	Don't worry, Will Smith will protect your honor.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2420	‘Freeze!’	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2421	I think your older than you told me.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2422	I warned you to stop needling me!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2423	For what it’s worth, you don’t look like such a prick now.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2424	Excuse me Sir, this is a family friendly desert	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
2425	Come back when you can do the Hokey Pokey	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
2426	I appreciate your openness, but you're still a prick.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2427	Think positive - all the time you'll save not shaving!	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
2428	Can't handle the prickly nature of the job, eh?	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2429	One prickly pair.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2430	You might want to lay off the ozempic.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2431	Don't fret, at least you'll lose that spine tingling sensation.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
2432	It's Wile E. Coyote!	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2433	People will think you're under age.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2434	I said prickly	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2435	Do you still have the feeling of pins and needles?	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
2436	I warned you about using that new shampoo.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2437	This is why cacti don’t get Brazilians.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
2438	Wait, I didn't mean Kari Lake was coming here...	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
2439	I’m not just the president I’m a customer.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
2440	Come on, I only said „oh”. I didn’t mean it’s small!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2441	I didn't mean it Jerry, you're not a prick.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2442	Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to goose you that hard.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2443	Guess you won't be prickly anymore	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
2444	Okay, don't freak out	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2445	Now turn around, very slowly	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2446	No, no, no! You're supposed to make aloe vera, not alopecia.	1.1489	0.04773	94	84	6	4
2447	That is thorns down the craziest thing I've seen in a long time!	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2448	Whaja fall asleep in the barber’s chair?	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2449	Buddy, please don't lose it just because Trump came to the border.	1.1489	0.05007	94	85	4	5
2450	Who did this to you?	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2451	Have you considered monoxidil?	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2452	How many times have I told you; never have both arms up!	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2453	Maybe you're part pine.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2454	You’re being a thorn in my side	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2455	Could he global warming, but you’re still not spineless.	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2456	Did what I say shock you?	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2457	Your needles or your life.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2458	At least you have not lost your sense of humor!	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2459	Oh man, you just read the latest Trump / Biden poll, didn't you.....	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2460	Don't let them get to you. You're not totally spineless.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2461	I know, but 3rd place in the cucumber impression contest is quite an achievement.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
2462	You sure are sweating a lot!	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2463	Your disguise never fooled me for an instant.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2464	Who you calling a prick?	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2465	I told you it wasn't a good look for you...	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2466	It's so tough to get a good blowout these days.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2467	You'll feel better after you finish rehab.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2468	No comment from me - I’m afraid of Will Smith.	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
2469	Let's just move to New York. We'll fit right in.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2470	Looks like your barber went overboard	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
2471	Ah! You scared me prickless!	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2472	Hold up your hands and drop your weapons!	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2473	I didn't see anything!	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2474	I warned you about that depilatory.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
2475	Have you heard of manscaping ?	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2476	Please use Gillette...	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
2477	I'd say you need to grow more than a pair.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2478	Lookin' slick, Jim.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2479	No, no, it'll work! We'll just need a LOT of haystacks.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2480	I warned ya not to hook up with the porcupine	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2481	Hands in the air and don't turn around." "This is a prick up!	1.1478	0.04142	115	102	9	4
2482	All my life I’ve complained about those pricks, and now I miss them.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2483	Bro, You NEED to use sunblock!	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2484	Police! Drop your weapons NOW!	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2485	You watched 'The Exorcist', didn't you?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2486	So much for us being a prickly pair.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2487	The shock and the shocked	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2488	.....and I said, "Its a DEPILATORY", but did you listen?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2489	Stop being such a prick! Oh wait, nevermind...	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2490	I should've warned you--never put both arms up at the same time.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
2491	You used to be a prick! But now you’re all into this positive stuff.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2492	Don’t be ridiculous- I like you without the beard.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2493	Love hurts sometimes🌵	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2494	You always were a bit of a prick	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2495	I told you, it isn't Sunscreen.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
2496	Don't worry. I know a guy in Turkey.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2497	Don’t feel bad, Lou – it happens to 50% of cacti our age.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2498	At least you’re in California.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
2499	how dare you call me a prick	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2500	Hands up!	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2501	I’m never using that barber again!	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2502	I thought porcupines lived in the forests. How could one be your father ...or mother?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2503	Now you just look like a giant dill pickle...with arms!	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2504	You have been a little stressed lately.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2505	I told you, acupuncture doesn’t work for us in the same way!	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
2506	Not tonight honey, I'm not feeling THORNy enough	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2507	I don’t know if it’s a climate pattern thing or male pattern thing.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
2508	By “hold up” I meant “wait for me!”	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2509	You still look great to me.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
2510	You are just going through puberty.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2511	At least you still have your wit to use as a defense mechanism.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
2512	Now you know what it feels like to be deciduous.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2513	Shedding gave you smooth skin, but you'll be wrinkled after the birds drain you dry.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
2514	Cact me	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
2515	I thought you said "shave it."	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2516	Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys the first time.	1.1468	0.04482	109	98	6	5
2517	Boy, that’s a bad case of the shivers…went down all of your spines!	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2518	Uh oh, your chemo just kicked in.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2519	embarrassed	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
2520	Need a plug for plugs?	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2521	Have you heard about Spine Club for Men?	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2522	Don't worry--if Chris Rock says anything, I'll deck him.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2523	Let’s call 911	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
2524	I told you not to use hair spray.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2525	The bright side is no one can call you a prick anymore.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2526	And mine are turning gray. Aging ain't for sissies.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2527	I didn't mean to sleep with your husband. Also, we are cacti.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2528	Who are you getting all dolled up for, Monica?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2529	This is a stick up.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2530	When you realize that you are the proverbial thorn but life ain't a bed of roses for you too.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2531	But you still have the hair on your back...	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2532	I guess that really happens when you play with yourself!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2533	Male-pattern baldness must run in your family.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2534	It's March, there is no reason to still be doing No Shave November.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2535	Be smooth, just how they like it	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2536	I told you that depilatory cream was too strong.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2537	Reach for the sky!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2538	I'm sorry, I thought you knew you were going to spend the rest of your life right here.	1.1461	0.05191	89	81	3	5
2539	Can't say I didn't warn you to put on sunblock!	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2540	Reach for the sky,you spineless succulent!	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2541	Stripping won't keep the wrens out!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2542	I asked for “dessert”, not “desert!”	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2543	I just said you need to shed that prickly personality.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2544	When I said you had no spine this is not what I meant!	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2545	I know a specialist who can get that back for you in a pinch	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2546	We can make the case for self-defense.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2547	🌵”Saguaro here often?” 🌵	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2548	Buck up, Doug. Everything falls apart after 40.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2549	They can sort it out in Istanbul	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2550	Not what i meant by shave it off	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2551	I said just a trim Harold	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
2552	Sorry I was a prick	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2553	It's just floral-pattern baldness. It happens to us all, eventually.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2554	What a pair we make. You've got Saguaro pattern balding and I suffer from erectile stem dysfunction.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2555	Told you to go easy on the shampoo	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2556	Whoa, what happened to your 5 o'clock shadow?	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2557	Wow . . . just like Trump, not much sticks.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2558	Excuse me. I think I’m having a stroke.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2559	Quick, find some Paxlovid!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2560	I, for one, think you look better bald.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2561	I think you are a cat-tus.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2562	Don’t worry, Carl, it happens to lots of guys!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2563	Bro, only a tree would fall for that gimmick.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2564	I think you've taken your landscaping a little too far.	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
2565	Excuse me, are you Brazilian?	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2566	Nailed it.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2567	I didn't mean to get so prickly.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2568	Hey Babe! I said to scratch me itchy back!	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2569	I said Rogaine, not Nair.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2570	Don't fret. The romaine I used made my arm droop."	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2571	Stop being.... Oh no!	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2572	No, we’re NOT deciduous.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2573	I'm sure he won't win in November	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2574	No high five? What are you a cactus needle elitist?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2575	Wait don’t leave; I’ll refrain from staring.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2576	Ah, so you CAN take the Spike outta Cactus....	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2577	Told ya you were sticking them in backwards.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2578	I didn't mean to scare you THAT badly!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2579	How was the vacation in Alamogordo?	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2580	I warned you the dangers of running with scissors.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
2581	‘Is that gonna happen to me in my 40’s too?’	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2582	Carl, do what the man says” “I can’t freeze in these conditions	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2583	Heck if I know, it's got me stumped!	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2584	Dermatologists recommend reducing your time in the sun, not your spines in the sun.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2585	Have you tried Nutrafol for needles?	1.1443	0.04632	97	87	6	4
2586	I'm sorry honey. Really, you look great! I just didn't recognize you with that new hair style.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2587	I didn't mean it when I called you prickly.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2588	She said she'd make a watermelon out of you!	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2589	Whoa, that was Epic!!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2590	I always knew you were spineless!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2591	Don't worry-- if Chris Rock makes fun of you I'll bitch-slap him.	1.1443	0.04632	97	87	6	4
2592	Dude! No one wants to look at that!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2593	Why did you shave? It’l grow back…	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2594	You’re less of a prick than I am.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2595	Sorry, didn't mean to sneak up on ya.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2596	One more sneeze like that and you’ll be in a real pickle.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2597	Oh no, someone dug up the reverse voodoo doll.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2598	Oh, you'll be cold.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2599	I told you that acted as a depilatory on us!	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2600	They said you wore it better.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2601	Sorry I was so prickly…	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2602	Are you feeling vulnerable?	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2603	So, do you think going naked will make you an eye-catcher?	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
2604	You should have taken more precautions prior to the Trinity test	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2605	Look at it this way--no more prickly heat.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2606	Could you at least put a shirt on?	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2607	You've really gotten yourself out of a prickly situation this time!	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2608	I told you stress would make your spines fall out.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2609	They say it’s hereditary from your mother’s side.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2610	This ain't no nudist beach, Eric	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2611	Just don't hug back.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2612	Well, at least you are no longer a prick.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2613	Don’t worry there’s a pill for that.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2614	At least there’s no haystack.	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2615	Without any points, I fear you have no argument against Stormy.	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2616	I hate to say 'I told you so..' but when you started therapy, the writing was on the wall.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2617	You can always try Rogaine.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2618	I've heard finasteride plus minoxidil can help	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2619	I said needless!	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2620	Yo, your crush is definitely going to be able to tell that you’re really nervous right now.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2621	You have to give me the name of the depilatory you're using.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2622	Needless to say, you've lost your needles.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2623	You really need to learn how to grow a spine.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2624	I think it's more than a pollen allergy.	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
2625	It's ok, Dennis. Let yourself be vulnerable for once.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2626	Who's your barber?	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
2627	Need hrt honey	1.1429	0.03321	112	96	16	0
2628	Don’t blame me…I heard it would make you look bigger!	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2629	It’s okay buddy, we all feel spineless sometimes.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2630	I told you not to watch the filming of ''Oppenhiemer' last night"	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2631	Wow, now you look like the richest cactus in the world!	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2632	Don't move. You're in a prickly situation.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2633	Maybe you should have used Propecia.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2634	Guess I could use a wax, too.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2635	You know Brazil doesn't have cacti, right?	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2636	Just avoid Chris Rock and you should be fine.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2637	Stop bingeing all those horror shows.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2638	Not only are you not royalty, but you're naked too.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2639	Trying out a new stylist is risky.	1.1429	0.04009	119	106	9	4
2640	I feel myself lighter, rightnow.	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2641	Here, take mine❤	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2642	Getting a Brazilian wax is never a good idea	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2643	Don’t let your guard down.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
2644	cactus no brim	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2645	it looks like your barber went overboard on the Cueball Cut?	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2646	Sorry. I didn’t mean to be so prickly.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2647	You dropped your needles.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2648	Nobody has stopped for you because you should only put out one thumb, like this.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2649	You can put them back on. It only worked on one side.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2650	I don't care what he said. Going bald is not the worse thing that can happen!	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2651	Hey, Hon, have you seen my jar of hair remover cream anywhere?	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
2652	Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. Just wanted to say hi after 150 years.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2653	You told me you tested negative!	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2654	I’m just not into that minimalist look,	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2655	Dude, never let your guard down.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2656	It's a thorny issue. Please don't ask.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2657	BALD ASS NO SPINE LOOKIN ASS	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
2658	Women love smooth dudes.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2659	Could be dehydration.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2660	It was only a firecracker.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2661	Oh, Great! Another politician in the family.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2662	I think the kid’s supposed to be giving us mustaches.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
2663	Oh, no! Alopecia strikes again.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
2664	Pining again?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2665	I’m proud of you for letting your guard down.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2666	Yep. Pointless. Maybe next time you'll listen.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2667	I…think I used too much?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2668	Ok, so the acupuncture isn’t gonna work for you. Reflexology is a non-starter since you lack feet. Let me run & get my essential oils…	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2669	Carl, I told you to pack AT LEAST 35 SPF	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2670	Put some pricks on. You’re practically naked.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2671	So does it really feel that much better without protection?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2672	It’s okay! You’re still a very attractive cactus without needles!	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2673	You gotta stop doing this, Dave!	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2674	I'm told there's a Wizard who can help you grow a spine.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2675	Which waxing spa do you recommend?	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2676	I’m here for you when it gets itchy.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2677	Seriously, it's Biden or Trump again in '24.	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
2678	Have a razor I can borrow?	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2679	You’re officially less of a prick than me	1.1402	0.04292	107	96	7	4
2680	Hey, can I have that skin softener that you are using?	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2681	Grow a spine, Clarence.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2682	Don't be fooled by those 'shedding's in season' ads, trust me it burns like hell afterward.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2683	Don’t worry, you had a tough breakup. The bangs will grow back.	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
2684	I was talkin' about THIS rock beside me, not CHRIS Rock!	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2685	I told you sunscreen wasn’t for us	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2686	You were just supposed to shave your head!	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2687	Of course Benedict Cucumberbatch is a cute nick name!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2688	Dude,The Rock isn’t running for President.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2689	I told you I am allergic to the sun. I get prickly all over.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2690	You know that Saguaro transition therapy isn’t covered by our insurance, right?	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
2691	You think I should shave? I suppose If everyone was jumping off a cliff you'd want me to do that too?"	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2692	Next time you'll think twice before "CactusScaping"!	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2693	I know you feel vulnerable,…	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2694	Don’t freak out - it happened when I had chemo too.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2695	Maybe you look... a little... like Feyd-Rautha?	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2696	I told you that shampoo causes hair loss	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2697	but it’s what’s inside that counts	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2698	Don't worry about surrendering. They can't pin anything on you.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2699	Let's talk politics.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2700	then again, it could be the heat .	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2701	You realize bikini season doesn't apply to us, right?	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2702	Just two words, Get Rogaine.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2703	Maybe you could wear a toupee.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2704	Didn’t get vaccinated because you were afraid of a little needle?	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2705	I think the medical term is glochidia effluvium.	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
2706	The jig us up, sticky fingers. Drop your weapons.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2707	With a gym, baldness can be attractive, don't worry.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2708	COVID cuts are sooooo 2020.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2709	Are you a transplant from the Midwest? That looks suspiciously like “Calopecia”.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2710	Prickly Pete hears latest election news.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2711	See what happens when I stop needling you.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
2712	Ok you feel naked now but no one is noticing.	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2713	Don't worry, I have heard that Rogaine does wonders.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2714	You look good spineless.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2715	I knew the prick was illegal!	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2716	C’mon Jim! At least use your own razor next time!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2717	have you seen the last few molecules of water i was saving up for lunch?	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2718	You can't overcome your fear of intimacy if you're not willing to be vulnerable.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2719	She told me I was a real prick.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
2720	That’s one less prick you have to deal with	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
2721	It’s cool, dude. You can totally pull it off.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2722	Rogaine, Ted, use Rogaine!	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2723	I'll have what she's having	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2724	Ginny, Ginny. You just had to go the home acupuncture route didn't you...	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2725	What did you expect? You are a cucumber pretending to be a cactus.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2726	Don’t worry. I know a great acupuncturist who specializes in these things.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2727	See? They can't develop here. Soil's still too hot. Even for subsidized housing.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2728	Oops, I think a ‘needle exchange’ may be in order.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2729	I told you not to buy those prickly spines online.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2730	I'm so sorry, Fred. I didn't mean to scare you.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2731	Why the heck are YOU being so prickly?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2732	At least you’re not a little prick anymore.	1.1383	0.04687	94	85	5	4
2733	Your butt crack is showing.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2734	So he said, "Raise both hands in the air." Then what happened?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2735	Don't worry, it happens to a lot of men.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2736	Have you tried drinking water?	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2737	Shure. We'd all love a good hug but......	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2738	Scared your pricklies off,did I?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2739	Dear, you should stop eating them cowboy beans!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2740	I’m sorry I called you spineless. Pull yourself together !	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2741	Do you think someone else will love you as much as me, now without your prickliness?	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
2742	I told him	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
2743	Have you considered using a sunlamp?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2744	You wanna buy some bootleg Propecia?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2745	Oops, told him 30 spf was just as effective as 70.	1.1379	0.04952	87	79	4	4
2746	Don’t worry. Puberty comes in its own time	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2747	I only asked you to soften your tone.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2748	'Sir, I think you dropped something!'	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2749	Gesundheit” John Schantz, Nazareth, P	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
2750	Repeat after me....'Who loves ya, baby?'	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
2751	Can you spare some SPF 50?	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
2752	Come back! I promise I won’t be so prickly.	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
2753	‘I told you not to prick me off!’	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
2754	I know, I miss our beach ball, too.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2755	When shedding season comes early... and your best friend is there when it happens.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2756	It's your maternal grandfather's fault.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2757	Bald is a perfectly fine look. Really!	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
2758	It’s not a toupee. It’s a “spine replacement system”.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2759	That's why I shave... grows back thicker!	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2760	Your dandruff is back.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2761	That’s weird. They usually just shrivel when they get cold.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
2762	When I said, 'Don't be a prick,' you didn't have to take it literally.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2763	Aloe-pecia tends to run on the succulent side of the family.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
2764	Hey, no problem--my cousin knows a really good transplant place in Tijuana	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
2765	I heard they do transplants in Turkey.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2766	It's not so bad, man. I heard they say a clean shave makes it look much bigger.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2767	Did something I say rub you the wrong way?	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
2768	One cactus is a smooth talker, while the other's just sticking out like a sore thumb... literally.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
2769	My boyfriend telling me to shave	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2770	Don’t feel bad, I’m honestly a real prick.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2771	It's ok! I'm sure that happens to a lot of cacti your age.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2772	I’m sorry I was such a prick!	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
2773	Listen, porn is not reality!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2774	Don't fret. We can always get you a thorn toupee.	1.1368	0.03821	117	104	10	3
2775	You really need to moisturize in these conditions.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2776	Sorry no one told you that bristles are back in style.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2777	How long did you say you were out here?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2778	You either had a bad therapy session today, or a really, really good one.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2779	Saying, "Stick 'em up" is sweet revenge for you singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my spout."	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
2780	Stick ‘em down!	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2781	Yes, they have Rogaine for needle loss. But be careful of unwanted needle growth.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
2782	See ya, Mitch…	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2783	Well, you smell better!	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2784	And you asked for just a little off the top?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2785	at least they’re not calling you an “elderly man with a poor memory”	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2786	It looked better in The Rock 🪨	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2787	I warned you about being a prick.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2788	Great I'm naked, defenseless if this guy hugs me I'm gonna spring a leak!	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2789	I warned you that climate change was coming!	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
2790	Eh, watch out for your self-consciousness!	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
2791	Hands in the air. Drop the pricklies. Turn around real slow.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2792	Sorry for sneaking up like that.	1.1359	0.04150	103	92	8	3
2793	I wish was your mother was here to explain	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2794	When I said you could be blunt with me, this wasn't what I had in mind.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2795	You surrendered far too easily.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2796	Just embrace it, man! Like Bruce Willis!	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2797	That hip bald look doesn’t work on you, kid.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2798	‘Well, nobody can call you a Prick now”	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2799	Sorry, Harold. It might be hereditary.	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
2800	You may be spineless, but you’re not dull.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2801	That hair tonic never works.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2802	You never told me that male pattern baldness runs in your family.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2803	no worries, babe---just give me a hug and half my spines will be yours!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2804	Manscaping is nice but not everything required for intimacy.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2805	I see you’re not the prick you used to be.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2806	So you finally tried Nair?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2807	Punk is dead	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2808	Call Bosley...	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
2809	Some say it's a sign of virility.	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
2810	I didn’t say pluck everything!	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
2811	Just because Hollywood stars do it, a Chrome Dome isn't for us!!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2812	This is serious,don’t poke fun at me. I was scared prickles	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2813	One word, Phil. Propecia.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
2814	I promise, they’re all still there. It’s just the peyote in you.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2815	Time for Nutrafol	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
2816	Jimmy, don’t move your arms again. You will lose the little you still have left.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2817	Well she said “stop being a prick”	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2818	prickly peer pressure	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2819	Rogaine might be the solution my friend!	1.1346	0.04112	104	93	8	3
2820	Larry, your new smooth softness makes me want to embrace you. I only wish I had more arms to hold you.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
2821	Been out in the sun too long?	1.1345	0.03565	119	105	12	2
2822	I hate to say it, but you're even more prickly now.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2823	High winds is the leading cause of spine loss, it’s called gale pattern baldness.”	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2824	It's okay ... like hair, they'll grow back.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2825	Don't trip, bru! You're only a goner if you lose your figurative spines.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2826	Testing atomic weapons did have a negative effect on you.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2827	Love is never having to shave your prickly spine needles!	1.1340	0.04305	97	87	7	3
2828	You could try Rogaine, maybe?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2829	Spotaneous despineulation, I heard about this.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2830	Hey, think about it as shedding your toxic cactulinity.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2831	I’m told there are procreating porcupines who would be envious.	1.1340	0.04305	97	87	7	3
2832	He isn’t going to propose just because you went full Brazilian, Deborah.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2833	You ok? You've lost your usual pricklyness.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2834	Fortunately pattern baldness doesn’t run in my family.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2835	On Lexapro, Off Lexapro.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2836	Just because somebody called you a big prick does not mean you have to shed your needles	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
2837	I have just one word for you, Kevin: Electrolytes.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2838	Nobody told me I couldn't scratch an itch.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2839	Now that you are spineless I guess you are going to run for a position in the House of z Representatives.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
2840	You've carried 'Don't be a prick' to its logical extreme.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
2841	you've been pickled.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2842	You know, I told you not to scratch it. D.G.Maier Forest Lake, MN	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2843	Well, at least no one can call you a prick anymore.	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
2844	Oh No! I think you might have COVID!	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
2845	What's the matter : scared of your own shadow?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2846	Alopecia, Shmalopeicia..so now you're a smooth sexy Saguaro!	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
2847	Chemo’s rough but they say it will grow back thicker	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2848	The lemonade was caffeinated?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2849	You’re not as prickly as you used to be, Bob!	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
2850	that's quite a cough...do you mind masking?	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
2851	Have you thought of playing G I Jane?	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
2852	Don't worry, now you can feel what's it like to be hugged.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2853	Excuse me, Sir! I think you dropped something…	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2854	Winning the arms race, but still losing your edge. Sad!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2855	Jeez, I didn't know you were so jumpy	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
2856	They said, “ Gillette, the best that MAN can get.”	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
2857	I’m tellin’ ya Lenny. Cover your eyeballs if ya have to sneeze again.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2858	You have no spine.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
2859	'Allo....pecia?	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
2860	It's kind of like a cat being declawed."	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2861	Well yeah, if you stop taking the pills every day that’s what happens.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2862	When I called you spineless, I didn’t think you’d take it to heart	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
2863	2024 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATS: “You’re a prick.” “No, you’re a prick.”	1.1322	0.04056	121	110	6	5
2864	Nothing will stop them from climbing all over you now, Saul.	1.1321	0.04038	106	95	8	3
2865	Those SHEIN spines were no good from the getgo	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
2866	Really, it will be OK. Think of Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, Vin Diesel.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2867	Carol,please! No live-streaming your OnlyFans until the children are at school.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2868	Get a grip! I was shocked by Thomas' refusal to recuse himself, but it didn't come as a complete surprise.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2869	Sure, climate change is happening. But it's not that scary.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2870	Ed, I thought it was only going to be a bikini wax.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2871	Have you tried deep breathing or meditation?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2872	That's much better. Now, YOU scare ME.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2873	You should try a different sunscreen.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2874	Don't worry...acupuncture isn't for everyone.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2875	Sorry, but you DID say you hated having hiccups.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2876	I told you not to fall for TikTok Ads.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2877	Sorry, I didn’t know it was ice water!	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2878	You can dress yourself now, it's just a mole.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2879	But it’s a dry heat.	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
2880	You agreed to enter witness protection as a watermelon - the next step is going to be even less fun.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2881	How were you supposed to know it was a toy gun?	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2882	Told you to eat more alfalfa.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2883	Don't worry -- it's what's inside that counts.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2884	It’s okay, I know a great guy in Turkey.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2885	I thought if I touched it I’d go blind not bald!	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2886	This is no time to stop drinking.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2887	Just use your middle name from now on, Spike.	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2888	Have you been drinking 4 glasses per day?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2889	I told you, too much water and fertilizer will do it every time!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2890	I told you to stop picking at it. -Natalie Ostrove, Brooklyn, NY	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2891	Well, that's one way to cure prickly heat!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2892	Bob, you're breaking community guidelines	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2893	You had too much hair anyway	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2894	Did you know, you or I could run for the vacated Senate seat in our state?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2895	Err... Don't worry, Chuck, we're going to say it's global warming.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2896	I told you acupuncture isn't the same	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2897	See, you should have taken two tablets. I did and l’m still feeling thorny”	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
2898	STICK 'EM UP! Oh jeez, sorry.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2899	That was a flying saucer, right? 1947 is getting weird.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2900	The soil was healthier in Mejico.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2901	Have you seen my shaver?	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2902	Okay, then try eating a spoon full of sugar and holding your breath	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2903	If you'd stayed the world's SECOND richest man, your hair wouldn't have fallen out, Jeff. You'll need to buy a Cybertruck to feel manly again.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2904	You may think it’s fashionable but everyone’s just going to assume you’re a porn star!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2905	How did you get to be so spineless?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2906	That's the worst case of prickly heat I've ever seen.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2907	Now don't be scared spineless...	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2908	Stan, when they say "drop everything!", don't all spineless and everything...	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2909	OK, very slowly now put them down.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2910	There’s always the comb-over.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2911	Was it something you ate?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2912	The same happened to my cousin, it’ll come back, or there is a treatment just crossing this river…	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2913	Hey, sorry I've been a bit prickly lately	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
2914	I can't believe I got cact-fished again!	1.1300	0.03380	100	87	13	0
2915	Did your mother’s father lose his spines too?	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2916	I've heard it's hereditary.	1.1300	0.03380	100	87	13	0
2917	I think you should have skipped the Stanley Cup trend.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2918	You need to start using minoxidil immediately before something eats you."	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
2919	Give me your hand and I'll re-magnetize you.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2920	I have to admit, I’m a little turned on by your vulnerability.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2921	Don’t fret. Bald is hot and cool.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2922	We used to be called a "prickly pair", but I guess not so anymore.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2923	No, ‘spineless’ only means ‘cowardly’ for humans. For us it’s pretty brave.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2924	I told you not to get laser hair removal	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2925	Don't worry. There's definitely a cream for that	1.1294	0.04962	85	78	3	4
2926	Yeah it makes you look bigger but the regrowth is so itchy !	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2927	I warned you about depilatories	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2928	Hereditary?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2929	We’re in the middle if nowhere. It’s fine to be naked!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2930	You're not a porcupine, and I'm NOT your enemy!"	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2931	It's time you knew the truth, son. Your mother was a porcupine.	1.1290	0.04644	93	85	4	4
2932	There are products for what you're dealing with.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2933	That wasn't a gunshot, I just have gas problems.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2934	What’s next; can’t hold your water?”	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2935	You're growing old; the next thing to go will be your arms.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2936	If they see you’re afraid, they’ll eat you alive.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2937	I miss Spike, too. Time will heal, bro.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2938	Needle-less to say, he knew it was a bad idea	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2939	‘Quit playing the victim. You’re the flasher here’	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2940	Smoooooth…	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2941	Very good! Now… empty your mind and call them back.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2942	Sunny, I was only kidding when I said "stick 'em up!" I did not expect you to drop your needles.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
2943	Hey, naked guy! You're gonna get an awful sunburn!	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
2944	Have you tried rosemary oil?	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2945	I had prickly heat.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2946	I totally didn’t put NAIR in your shampoo	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2947	I’ll shave to support you!!	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2948	I’ll shave next time, Marlene. I promise!	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
2949	Why won’t you let me get close to you?	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
2950	If yer gonna wax .. wax properly.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2951	He loves me, he loves me not,?he loves me, he loves me not	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2952	It's the stress of the 2024 election! If it doesn't fall out on its own, we'll be pulling it out ourselves.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2953	How's the chemo going?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2954	I’m sorry if I scared you last night.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2955	No, it's not because you're getting too much sun.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2956	You didn't hear what I shed, did you?" Christina Cella, Beverly Hills, M	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2957	The same thing happened to Dave, right before he got all... droopy.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2958	Better stay home today, Dear. You're too vulnerable.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2959	I told you not to use depilatory before going in the sun!	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2960	Scared spineless by climate change?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2961	Honestly, you used to be such a prick.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2962	At least you're more huggable now.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2963	It's linked to your maternal grandmother. There's nothing you can do about it.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2964	Around here we call it prickly heat	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2965	When I said 'drop em' I meant your drawers, sweetheart...	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2966	Oh boy, now the cattle are gonna come up and rub against you.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2967	Maybe there's an app for that.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2968	No, I said petrified wood!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2969	I think you mixed up the sunscreen with the hair removal cream again!	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2970	Look at the bright side — you’re now much more likely to get hugged.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2971	Don’t tell me to smile more.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2972	I’ve gotta get away from all these pricks out here.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2973	Maybe it’s stress from your position.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2974	i promise to stop being a prick.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2975	What’s the deal with all that sunscreen?	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2976	Do you have AppleCare?	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
2977	You are a spineless wonder!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2978	Needless to say, you look naked.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
2979	Because she said I was stuck up.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2980	Keep em up. My thorns are cactus-killers.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2981	Hey, ask your doctor if Rogaine is right for you.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
2982	At least you haven’t lost any protuberances…Right?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2983	Don't say I didn't warn you to not try that exfoliant!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2984	Don’t panic, now you look younger.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2985	Peepeepoopoofart	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
2986	Look on the bright side. You’ll make up for all of those hugs you have missed.	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
2987	I said you were prickly hoping you would work on your anger issues not go to this extreme.”	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
2988	Things will get better.	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
2989	This is a stick-up, REACH for the skyyyy...	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2990	Is that a Brazilian?	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2991	I told you depilatory is not French for sun screen.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2992	Geez. You scare easily.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2993	I told you not to keep needling people	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2994	Now put your arms behind your back. We've had one too many complaints about your being too prickly.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2995	You do look younger, but what about sun damage?	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2996	You were not supposed to drink that Nair. Now you'll need a toupee.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2997	Please don’t desert me	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2998	Think of the good side. At least the chemo killed the fungus.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2999	Did you have to shave your head?	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3000	I warned you that could happen if you held your breath too long.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3001	Don't let Chris Rock see you.........!	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3002	I never thought you’d let your guard down…	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3003	I'm glad you shaved.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3004	Don’t panic, I know a company that will send you a prescription for that	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
3005	They’re gonna grow back in thicker and darker now.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3006	Don’t worry; it’s just a temporary puberty thing.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3007	Don't say you're stressed. Say you're trying out the Bezos look.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3008	Well, I told you not to drink that whole half-sip of water last week.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
3009	Let us take it as a sign! I, too, will shed my spines! So that in future times, Our upper limbs may then entwine!	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3010	Hey Marv, when did you get that tattoo?	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3011	I see you asked for the Telly Savalas.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3012	This is getting too sticky	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3013	Rogaine.	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
3014	Don't be so prickly !	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3015	Do you recommend a bikini wax or a Brazilian wax?	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3016	I am sorry I called you prickly.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3017	No, I don't want your wallet. I am just really happy to see you	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3018	You're losing your needles!	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3019	But acupuncture is the only thing that works for your nicotine cravings!	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
3020	I never said you needed to lose weight	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3021	Come snuggle with me. I've still got mine.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3022	Sorry for the hug, Barb....	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3023	Son, you are now a man.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
3024	Hands up, you're under arrest!	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
3025	So what do you mean, you won’t arm wrestle?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3026	Well, maybe your dates will stop saying you’re too prickly for a serious relationship now.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
3027	I did ask you to do it, and it means a lot, but I'm still leaving.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3028	No, I meant let your guard down emotionally.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3029	Don’t be a prick…You think I selected Trinity’s drop site?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3030	Do you know what they're saying about you at the oasis?	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
3031	Don’t worry, nobody will notice	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3032	A “Gesundheit” would be nice.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3033	My insurance company said they are pulling my protection too	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3034	I told you to be very specific when you order the Brazilian.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3035	If Chris Rock mentions it, I'll whack him	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3036	... and that's why they call nature a "mother."	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3037	So, your hair is going on vacation. What's your plan B?	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3038	Now that's a close shave	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3039	No sudden movements, they'll attack all at once!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3040	I told you that my exfoliant was only for the face	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3041	Don't worry, it's just aging !	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
3042	I know a phytologist who specializes in spine problems."	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3043	My guess is you're dehydrated.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
3044	Dude, sometimes defensiveness is ok	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3045	That's what happens when you fall in love with a weed whacker	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3046	That's what happened to your dad and grandfather too at your age.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
3047	Please don’t go. I’m sorry I was a prick.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
3048	I told you to get the second shot. You’re lucky to have only lost your pricks.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3049	You need to borrow a few, my little Saguaro?	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3050	Post Traumatic Spike Disorder is sweeping the desert	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3051	It does look bigger though since you’re trimmed	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3052	And they said Trump had small hands! I know, I’m a prick, and so is he.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
3053	Not what I thought you meant when you said you had a thorny problem	1.1250	0.04027	104	94	7	3
3054	I guess I’ve become the bigger prick in this desert now.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3055	I've heard that a lot of ladies really LIKE the clean shaven look.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
3056	That’s what happens when you do the Macarena too many times!	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3057	I told you not to go to Almagordo	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
3058	You're just a cactus from the desert. You'll never make it as a pickle.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
3059	So-where-are-you?… Too soon?	1.1238	0.03991	105	95	7	3
3060	It just proves how virile you are becoming.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3061	Your Brazilian Wax is a little too much around here !	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3062	Who shaved you?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3063	Relax.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3064	Sorry, pal. Chemo really sucks.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3065	what happened did the heat wave sting	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3066	Free the needle	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3067	Babe, I said I’d like to go to Brazil, not go Brazilian!	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3068	Don’t ask for help. You may value the “us” in cactus, but when it comes to you and me there’s only cact-I!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3069	Don't worry, its seasonal.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
3070	I just meant you were being a bit rude when I called you too prickly.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3071	Need-les, to say, you look ridiculous!	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3072	Climate change! If you turn your left arm down, maybe your quills will grow back.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3073	Can't believe you fell for that "free shave & a haircut" bit. Now it's on to juices, jams, and jellied candies!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
3074	Being called 'baldy' isn't as bad as being called a 'prick'	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3075	How's that prickly heat cream working?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3076	I’m feeling less thorny, Joe.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3077	Yes, I'll still love you Saguaro.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3078	Vulnerability is just as much of a deterrent.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
3079	Maybe you're just spending too much time in the sun.	1.1236	0.04746	89	82	3	4
3080	You’ll regret that bald look in July and August	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
3081	Why so shocked? The g in saguaro has always been silent.	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
3082	How much did you pay? You only asked for a Brazilian	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3083	You mean you've been spelling it 'dessert' all this time?	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
3084	Nairy a single spike left.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3085	I told you to keep using Cactigaine.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3086	Don't worry. The bald look is in.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
3087	I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the needle exchange program wasn't funded.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
3088	‘So, Ozempic DOES cause hair loss- I knew it!!!’	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
3089	I did try to tell you the space laser hair removal wasn’t just a conspiracy!	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
3090	Look on the bright side Fred, at least they can’t call you a prick anymore.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3091	Cactus Incontinence is a thing.	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
3092	So then I yelled, "Get my wife's name out of your f#$*in' mouth!" I would have slapped him but my branches don't move.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3093	Man,you're a smooth operator. Do you use a shaver or cream?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3094	I told you not to get that salt rub massage.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3095	I have a friend who went to Turkey, they do a pretty good job there.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3096	Goodbye prickly pair.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3097	Hey Bob! I think I just hit puberty! -Charlie, age 10	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3098	I'll call in a prescription for Propecia right away.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3099	Put ‘em up.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3100	Oh you think you’re better than me… just because you’re huggable now!	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3101	Don't worry, Alf - shedding's normal. You won't see the results of the transplant for at least six months.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3102	That's what you get for wishing you were less prickly!	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3103	Sorry, didn’t mean to sneak up on ya, pal.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3104	I’m sorry, you’re still a prick.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3105	They say stress makes it worse.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3106	Use it or lose it!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3107	You know it’s cacti, right?	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3108	Moisturize?	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3109	You gotta stop obsessing about climate change.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3110	I wouldn't worry too much as it is a sign of strength, self-assurance and individuality	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3111	Do you want me to apply your sunscreen now?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3112	Rogaine worked for me! You should try it!!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3113	Don't worry son, it takes longer for some to begin puberty.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3114	Iron deficiency	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3115	Not in front of the saplings!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3116	You are such a bleeding-heart! Keep in mind that we are the winners in this whole global warming thing!	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3117	Don't worry, I saw an ad on tv last night for that very thing! Let me get you the number	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3118	That's not what I meant when I said you need to stop being so prickly.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3119	You look so much younger.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3120	You can't let them keep needling you!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3121	YOU HAVE TO SHAVE EVEN THOUGH IT'S WINTER.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3122	It’s because you’re always so prickly.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3123	Maybe it's a good thing the aliens are outsourcing now that the cat's out of the bag. You made hundred bucks- that's more than enough for that flower transplant you've had your eye on, right?	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3124	What I said was that I don't like PICKY guys, not...	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3125	Of course you “feel better”, to them !	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
3126	Changing how you look is not gonna make her like you more. You need to really listen to what she’s saying.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3127	Another 'best a plant can get' commercial?	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
3128	I meant to say 'us' and in the heat of the moment I blurted out 'i'. We've all done that.	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3129	I told you not to let the Brazilians stare at you too long...	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3130	Yeesh, now you really are spineless	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3131	I told you not to exfoliate.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
3132	I need knitting needles!	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3133	Uhh not only did they say that it doesn’t come back twice as thick. They said it doesn’t come back at all.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3134	I've never seen you in the (almost) nude!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3135	Stick 'em up!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3136	Somehow, every time we argue you say I’m being prickly.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3137	Okay, not sure why the sun just turned into a big spira— JESUS, FRANK, you shit your needles!	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3138	I told you to wear a hat!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3139	I told you this could happen if you started worrying too much	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3140	You're welcome to try my "Cacti Minoxidil."	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3141	Might I suggest sunscreen George?	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3142	You're growing old. Move to Arizona.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3143	Canceled after the first two episodes?” “Honestly, I thought the show was going real well until the surprise cactus nude scene.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3144	I wish I could shed too.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3145	It could be worse. You could be a glacier.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3146	Why put yourself through this? They make pills and a topical ointment for your condition.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3147	Baby, you are beautiful, but God help me if Chris Rock says anything about this.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3148	On the upside, you’re going to absolutely cut through the water during swim season.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3149	Hi Dave. How’s the radiotherapy going?	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3150	Climate change is disrupting our relationship.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3151	This is what you get for being so prickly.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3152	At least you won't have to worry about shaving again.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3153	You’re lucky. No more prickly heat.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3154	Listen Kojak, all you need is a lollypop and you could be a star.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3155	Who do you think you are? Telly Saguaro?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3156	Guess who made bail?	1.1205	0.04662	83	76	4	3
3157	You sure took a needling, didn't you?	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3158	'Is it me, or is it hot in here?'	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3159	I’m not saying you “need” it, by any means, but they do make Rogaine for cacti now	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3160	I just wanna give you a hug .	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
3161	I begged you not to twerk	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3162	It's OK. I'll still love you.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3163	That's all well and good, but there's nowhere around here to go skinnydipping.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3164	Look, I know she's hot, but she's not THAT hot.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3165	Yes, but " the cactus's only defense mechanism" isn't meant literally. At least I don't think so.	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
3166	Hey, I got pricked, what's your excuse?	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3167	Don't worry, you can always try Rogaine.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3168	C L I M A T E C H A N G E	1.1200	0.04090	100	91	6	3
3169	I told you Brazillions were overrated.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3170	To be honest, that shade just doesn't work for you.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3171	Come on ms	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3172	If the other cacti have been needling you, you really should talk to your botanist, because that’s not normal.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3173	Honey, don’t be so vain. You look good, bald. And, I’ll teach you how to apply highlighter to make your eyes pop.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3174	They say it's the second thing to go.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3175	A prickless pear just needs more prickly peers	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3176	You can’t stop being who you are just to be close to someone.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3177	So you finally tried laser hair removal…	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3178	ALL THE SPIKY PLANTS ARE DYING!	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3179	That's what happens when you stand outside in the sun all day.	1.1196	0.04328	92	84	5	3
3180	I know it's hot out, but going nude is not the solution you think it is.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3181	It's Wild Boar season and they can eat...never mind.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3182	Well, that was pointless!	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3183	He’s Brazilian	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3184	That’s what you get for applying all that sunscreen!!	1.1193	0.03850	109	99	7	3
3185	You know your problem, Carl - you're spineless	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3186	..Ho..Ho..Ho..	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3187	It's Okay. Mike Nichols went on to become a well-respected Film Director!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3188	You are not naked on a podium in front of a thousand people. Just calm down and don't watch the news for awhile.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3189	Don't worry, fortune favors the bald.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3190	POV: Your parent walks in the room while you're changing.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3191	Some of us just have male pattern baldness.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3192	Greg, if you don't start sticking up for yourself this is just gonna keep happening	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3193	Christ, what an asshole!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3194	You are going to be popular with the coyotes now!	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3195	climate change my friend, climate change	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3196	I should have mentioned that the glue needs to be heat resistant…	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3197	Needle-less to say, you look great bald.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3198	How beneficial was that Brazilian wax after all...?	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3199	Don’t panic - there’s a pill to fix that right up. Ask your doctor, but don’t take if you’re allergic.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
3200	But I like how you're spineless!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3201	It’s okay! We’ve all had that dream, Joseph. This isn’t a dream, Agave!!!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3202	I'm just back from Canyon Ranch	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3203	Again, sorry I startled you but seriously dude, I've only been growing here for like a hundred years.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3204	I told you to start using Rogaine!	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3205	I told you to be careful of where you poked your needle	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3206	Sorry! Didn't mean to needle you!	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3207	So you're not so picky anymore. That's a good thing.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3208	I'll protect you from the internet trolls.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3209	I told you the bald look is not you.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3210	I doubt ‘everyone’ will notice.”	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3211	Smooth job; caught you anyway !	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3212	You always act so prickly!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3213	I really don’t think shedding is a good thing!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3214	PMA, Dude! Think 'Real Smooth,' not 'Spineless.'	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3215	Jen's gonna love a less-prickly husband, kid. Trust me!	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3216	Wow, you look just like Terry Savalas!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3217	Glad to see you’re less of a prick these days	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3218	I heard ‘Hims can help’	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3219	Don't worry, todays hair growth formulas work great	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3220	I told you to stop playing with yourself.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3221	Have you thought about Minoxidil?	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3222	C'mon, a desert sunset isn't THAT stunning.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3223	Remember when I told you to get the vaccine	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
3224	Stay still. Your money or your life."	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3225	You've gone soft on me	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3226	Guess I can no longer needle you!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3227	For better or worse, you're still my darling succulent.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3228	You are not pointless, find something you are passionate about.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3229	Saguaro wishing you had used an SPF 50 like I suggested?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3230	Don't worry, it's barely noticeable.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3231	Don't worry about it, Jed. We've all been that scared by scorpions or the thought of him winning again.	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
3232	Yeah, chemo sucks	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3233	If Chris Rock says anything, I'll slug him.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3234	I told you to drink six glasses of water a day.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3235	That’s right, go pick on an unarmed cactus!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3236	Warning, this product is not safe for humans	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3237	Honey, I don’t mean to get prickly with you .. but I’m sensitive to your touch	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3238	I told you not to eat that third taco.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3239	you don't need to hide your true self, just because you're a cucumber doesn't mean we don't love you.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3240	Have you checked the water for its hardness?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3241	See? I told you to use sunscreen!!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3242	Sorry, I'm allergic to dust	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
3243	I know this is a prickly subject, but …	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3244	I thought you said "to México "	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3245	Don't stress over the polls. The election is still far off.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3246	Hey Rodney, there’s a guy from Jose Cuervo coming to see you.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3247	I told you putting both arms up was a bad idea	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3248	Man I told you rethink laser hair removal.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3249	I swear I’ll be cool if Chris Rock comes around	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3250	It's natural when you hit 120, Fred. At least you don't have any horrid age spots.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3251	I will indeed agree that you had a very close shave during the windstorm.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3252	Larry misread the party invite.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3253	Haven’t you ever heard of the spine club for cacti?	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3254	I wasn't going to say anything, but since we're going to be here a while ...	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3255	This is a hold up you yellow bellied spineless Cowboy Cactus.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3256	To me, you'll always still be - 'Prickly Pete'.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3257	No more cactus, just cacti	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3258	I was joking when I called you a prick	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3259	Please don’t shoot! I’ve already spined my pants	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3260	Sorry! I have allergies.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3261	I told you to pay your insurance bill.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3262	I warned you about sunscreen.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3263	It wasn't the needles. You've always had a prickly personality.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3264	Needleman, ya still want to be known as "Spike?"	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3265	My wife prefers me clean-shaven.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3266	I shouldn’t have kept asking you if you got the point of my joke.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3267	More and more you look like a cucumber to me!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3268	How are you going to get your flu shot if you don't get over your fear of needles?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3269	I told you: never cut your thorns at night.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3270	At least you won't be so prickly.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3271	Don't worry, I'm sure they will grow back.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3272	Hold up… I hope you have some sunscreen!	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3273	I’m not only the President of the Spine Club for Cacti — I’m also a client! And	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3274	Hands up, imposter!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3275	Buddy, even though I look like a prick, I am not here to hurt you	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3276	New look? I’m not sure it will catch on, you look like an elongated watermelon!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3277	I told you that was Nair and not sunblock…	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3278	I was calling you spineless not spineless!	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3279	Ok! But this is the last time I'm going to be your 5 o'clock shadow!	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3280	I know we're not in Texas anymore Harry, but did you have to do THAT?	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3281	Manscaping is not our thing.	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
3282	Yea, well it's hard for me not be a prick	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
3283	I told you not to buy sunblock on the internet!	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3284	Don't worry, we can cuddle when it storms.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3285	I told you not too use too much of that prickly heat prevention medicine.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3286	I forgot to shave this morning.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3287	You’re still one prickly s.o.b. in my book.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
3288	You spineless bastard! I've had it with your lies!	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3289	I want a divorce. I have always liked hairy guys.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
3290	Look on the bright side, now you’ll have cowboys lining up to suck you off.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3291	It looks like rain.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3292	You got a close shave there,buddy!	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3293	I woke up late and didn’t have time to shave…	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3294	Getting back into dating is never easy.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3295	Sorry to tell you, but you'll never pass for cleanshaven.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3296	It’s a sticky situation.	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
3297	She doesn't like you without all those spines either.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3298	I didn't mean it was pointless. Why do you take everything so literally?	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
3299	You don’t look “cooler!”	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3300	Keep my wife’s name out of your f***n’ mouth!	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3301	Is it because I called you a coward?	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3302	Did you read the label on the sunscreen?	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3303	Don't worry. I have my Rogaine supplier on speed dail.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3304	Chemotherapy? No. It's stress related!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3305	I just thought ‘The Manscaper’ was a cheeky name for his landscaping business.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3306	They have a pill for that now.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3307	Sun’s up, spikes out	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3308	Thought you might want to know that drinking seven liters of water a day has been debunked....	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3309	Cactus makes perfect.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3310	The technical term is Alopecia.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
3311	Is that roadrunner stressing you out again?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3312	Does this mean you got called back to the office? No more work from home zoom meetings with the camera off?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3313	I gotta ask man, are you doing okay?	1.1143	0.03660	105	95	8	2
3314	They used you for the commercial again!!	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
3315	Don't take it too seriously. It's worth a few yucks.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3316	Whoa, Chemo-sabe.	1.1140	0.03471	114	103	9	2
3317	I was just saying that to needle you.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
3318	That is not a real monster, it is a Gila monster!	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3319	You should have used the SPF-50.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3320	Pssst! Jeffrey Epstein didn't commit suicide.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3321	What happened? You are a lot less prickly this morning?	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3322	Don't be embarrassed, I think it makes you look more approachable.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3323	We can't all be chollas...	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3324	If Rogaine doesn't work, just pretend that you like the shaved head look.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3325	Bless you! You really should see a doctor about that cold.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3326	But, Cacti don't need sunblock!	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
3327	I see the hairless chihuahua marked his territory.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3328	You look BIGGER.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3329	You still think Bald is Beautiful?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3330	I told you it's sticker shock.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3331	Fred, come on. Just one hug?	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3332	No, you are not completely spineless.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3333	Sorry, but I can’t stick around with someone so spineless.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3334	Chemo will be over soon	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3335	Forgetting something?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3336	If you'd worn sunscreen like I told you to, you wouldn't be needing this chemotherapy.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
3337	You got taken in by the carny's balloon game again, didn't you?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3338	If we can get you to Budapest-- I've got a guy.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3339	Don't worry, darling. Bald men are sexy.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3340	I only said your father went bald early.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
3341	Chin up, Gary. It’s not ALWAYS a dry heat.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3342	I know it’s a touchy subject, but maybe finally you’ll quit needling everybody	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3343	I love you just the way you are	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3344	All I said was "global warming."	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3345	Hey Spikey, what should we call you now?	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3346	Raise'em up high Drop your needles! You spineless desert cacti!	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
3347	I told you every time you swear Junior the saguaro gods remove a spine.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3348	You’re losing your needles because of the decision you made.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3349	Maybe those rumors about your father are true!	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3350	Hold it stranger. Looks like you can't handle the dry heat.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3351	And another thing, Ralph, you spineless, no-good…”	1.1134	0.04113	97	89	5	3
3352	Dont worry, I think it just makes you look wiser!	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
3353	Sorry, I misspoke. It’s always use protection, not always lose protection.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3354	I thought you were feeling thorny.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3355	Sorry about your allergies that was quite an amazing series of sneezes	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3356	Don't worry, "spineless" has always been a figurative term.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3357	That's not what I meant when I said, 'Don't be a prick!'"	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3358	Don’t go, I can change!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3359	It’s my time of the month	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3360	What’s your skincare routine?	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3361	I’m still not interested.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3362	Maybe you could get a sword?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3363	Try reducing liquid intake	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3364	Screw you,you little prick?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3365	Alopecia isn't that bad. I still love you.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3366	Don't worry too much about it Dave, that heat wave would scare anyone spineless...	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3367	That's the last hug you'll ever get from me.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3368	I told you to leave that depilatory alone...	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3369	I told you to obey the speed limit.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3370	Am I dreaming I'm naked in public again	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3371	Having a bad spine day, I see.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3372	You know there's a pill for that!	1.1124	0.04358	89	82	4	3
3373	Sorry, I didn't mean to scare the be-needles out of you.	1.1124	0.04358	89	82	4	3
3374	So you're telling me, we now have to worry about cancer.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3375	Drop all of them, Buster.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3376	Don’t be a Prick	1.1124	0.04358	89	82	4	3
3377	Not what I meant when I said don't be so prickly	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3378	I warned you that the sun can make you sneeze!	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3379	I warned you you were spineless	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
3380	Wow! Biden really sucks, doesn't he?	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
3381	You hold that position too long - you lose your spines.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3382	You can also start sounding less defensive.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3383	A little Rogaine should fix that.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3384	There's always transplants.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
3385	You are spineless-don't come to me talking about climate change.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
3386	Hey Cact, Do you realize you are going bald 😈	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3387	I meant figuratively prickly, John.”	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3388	See what happens when you self-pollinate all the time.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3389	Hey man, the needle-less colony is that way.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3390	Well at least you can't be accused of being too needley.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3391	Remember that hair loss doesn’t make you any less of a cactus.	1.1111	0.04311	90	83	4	3
3392	Premature balding gets prickly	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3393	Yikes! Male pattern baldness seems to be an epidemic.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3394	Don't worry. I still love you.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3395	I'll be back in a little while	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3396	I hate to say this,Pal,but I always knew you were spineless .	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
3397	Quick question: Do you happen to know if saguaro-pattern-baldness is contagious?	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3398	You're getting stressed out over our State of affairs!!!!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3399	No, the contestants on the show are supposed to be naked and afraid.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3400	It must have been the weight-loss medication.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3401	It's not my fault you have prickly heat!	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3402	The cactus rustlers will take you anyway, you spineless bastard!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3403	Joshua! Occam's Razor is just an expression - I loved your stubble!	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3404	If you are horny, removing your thorns is not the same as stripping.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3405	I told you not to do it.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3406	I told you not to watch the totality directly.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3407	Happy birthday?	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3408	I hereby declare you the 'official balloon inflator."	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3409	‘Watch out! You are completely surrounded by prickly thorns!’	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3410	Listen, I told you to stay away from that Alamogordo Trinity get-together, but would you listen?	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3411	At least you can reuse the condom	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3412	I begged you to not touch my Nair.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3413	Don't let the needle loss freak you out. Breathe in for a count of four, hold it for a count of four, and breathe out for a count of four.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3414	Wow, bless you... Hey, ever think you may be allergic to cactus?	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3415	It's okay. It happens to a lot of guys.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3416	Radiation treatment is tough	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3417	Ma'am, this is a family desert. Nudity isn't allowed.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3418	You’re still a prick Robert	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
3419	I hear progesterone does wonders for hair loss	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3420	Prickly heat doesn’t suit you	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3421	Welcome to middle age, pal. I’ve been using acupuncture for years.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3422	I didn't say you're a prick... I said you're 'acting like a prick'.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3423	It wasn’t my fault	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3424	Why are you such a prick? I have my hands up!	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3425	Premature Male Pattern Baldness.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3426	You know stressed is just deserts spelt backwards	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3427	I'm sorry, I promise to stop needling you.	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3428	She’s a ‘Swiftie’ and Shake It Off just came on.	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3429	Bald already, and you’re only 340 years old!	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
3430	Ran out of water for your Propecia?	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
3431	what you order VS what you get	1.1100	0.03994	100	92	5	3
3432	Dude — grunge is back!	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3433	Chemotherapy?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3434	You're not winning any friends with that demeanor.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3435	Don't worry - a lot of people don't even have a spine to begin with!	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
3436	Surrender? Why you spineless....	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3437	Oh Look what you've done Now I'm the only prick !	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
3438	Turn around and I'll shoot!	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3439	Peeta, the horse is here.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3440	You need to save your needles. We never know whats ahead.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3441	Maybe Rogaine?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3442	Maybe it is just prickly heat, but wearing a hat and some sunscreen couldn’t hurt either!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3443	That's a bummer of a bald spot.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3444	It's the Chemo.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3445	Don't worry, it happens to all of us in the end."	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3446	Don't worry – if he jokes about it on stage, I'll smack him in the face.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3447	Desert winds are the best exfoliation my friend	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3448	Alopecia is a rare disease for our species, but I have a great dermotologist	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3449	Well I happen to think giving up needles is very rock star.	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
3450	No problemo! Everyone is prickly sometimes.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3451	I was gonna say you've changed, but didn't want to sound like a prick...	1.1099	0.04265	91	84	4	3
3452	Oh no, aloepecia!	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3453	Don't sweat it, Phil. I'm sure they get that all the time.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3454	It’s going to be another Trump - Biden ticket.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3455	It’s OK to think you’re a sea cucumber, but I haven’t heard of any flood arriving soon.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3456	Even in the prickliest moments, a helping hand can turn thorns into blooms of FRIENDSHIP ❤️🤗....	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3457	I'm just a spineless coward" "It wasn't your fault, Jim	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3458	Don’t worry, this happened to my buddy from high school once. They’ll grow back.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3459	Stan...get it together...I know it's lonely out here, but those hikers still aren't going to hug you.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3460	Don't worry, sweetheart. If that Rock teases you, I will slap him in the face.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3461	Well, it appears as if climate change has left you behind.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3462	The Ozempic is beginning to work, you are shedding.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3463	While I was sleeping? You prick!	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3464	You scared the thorns off of me!	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3465	They said it was an art piece.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3466	Stan, you always overreact. He didn’t mean it when he called you a prick	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3467	Hey, I warned you about that cheap spray-on sunscreen.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3468	You’ve inherited genes from dad’s side of the family.”	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3469	You're too easy to sneak up on.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3470	Maybe it's the shampoo that you are using?	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3471	Sometimes you’re a real prick, Bob!	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3472	I don’t know what’s up with him lately, dressing sharp has always been the point of his look.	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
3473	Wait! I’ll give you something special to remember me by.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3474	It’s a leap year, your birthday isn’t till tomorrow.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3475	I said “piss off” not “pricks off”.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3476	Got any Aloe Vera Phil? This sunburn is starting to sting.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3477	Are you getting ready for your date?	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3478	You need to chill.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3479	You are going to needle me to death.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3480	Hey pal, don’t worry, I heard spontaneous balding is normal. Just wait ‘till the hedgehog shows up.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3481	Well, I don't know, but it ain't something you drank.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3482	Sorry for treating you out in the desert, Clive. Soon, this will be a pricks and mortar Acupuncture Clinic.	1.1087	0.04221	92	85	4	3
3483	So you decided to shave today? No, you look normal.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3484	Harry, Rogaine quick!	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3485	Are you sure, the medicine is working?	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3486	Don’t freak out, man! It’s just part of the chemo.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3487	Call me a prick one more time	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3488	At least you’re not such a prick now.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3489	Quit affectations now,will ya! I always knew you were a softie from the inside.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3490	You know nothing about humans, right?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3491	Did you try Minoxidil?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3492	Yuck-a; nude cactus	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3493	Hey Fred, I think shaving was a big mistake in the saquaro cactus witness protection program.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3494	Ok, ok, I'll stop needling you!"	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3495	No, really, look at Jason Stratham, Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Stanley Tu-- never mind, you get the idea.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3496	Uh, I think he said ‘stick em up cowboy’ to the other guy…	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3497	Donnie Brasco? I always knew you were spineless cuz you couldn't go through with the hit...	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3498	Did you sign up for that full-body bikini wax?	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3499	You sound like the Wicked Witch of the West! I'm molting! I'm molting!	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
3500	Didn’t I tell you? They’re itchy when they grow back!	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
3501	I find you to be a bit tack-less.	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
3502	Oh, the heartbreak of alopecia. Have you tried Rogaine?	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3503	Your WiFi thorns fell off!	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3504	Well, I tried to warn you, George, but did you listen to me? If you shampoo everyday, all your needles will fall out!	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
3505	Thank you for supporting cancer research.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3506	They have a cream for cactus losing their needles.	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
3507	Oh, I’m sorry. I won’t needle you anymore about not using sunblock.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3508	I think you misunderstood. I said it's a wine free party.	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
3509	I said we can survive even with no spine, not spines.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3510	I think your senator misunderstood when you told him you wished he had your spine.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3511	I've the the spikes scared out of me, too. They'll grow back.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3512	Did I scare you Daddy?	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3513	You're too young. You'll grow them next year.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3514	When I said 'hang loose,' I didn't mean that loose	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3515	I guess yelling ‘lightning storm!’ wasn’t so funny after all.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3516	Have any sun screen?	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3517	You're still the same prick you've always been, Bill." Zack Griffiths, Brooklyn, New Yor	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3518	You’ve fallen off, dude.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3519	Shedding huh ? That means no hugs ?!	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3520	I told you to put sunblock to avoid this	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3521	Don’t worry. I still think you’re hot.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3522	Don't worry, this is just on of those dreams where you think you're spineless.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3523	hang in there, mama. postpartum hair loss is no joke	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3524	I was trying this “micro needling” trend I saw on TikTok.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3525	Oh well, now you have to stop constantly needling everyone. You're not as sharp as you used to be.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3526	But I love you !	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3527	You really think it's Agent Orange?	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3528	Looks like you've been kicking with the chihuahuas.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3529	Another victim of global warming.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3530	Harry, you’re such a succulent. You’ve been in the sun too long!	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3531	That scorpion must have really scared you.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3532	Well, the good news is you that you won’t catch cold	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3533	Dude, that wasn't my sunscreen you just borrowed, that was Nair!	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3534	It's OK, it will get better ... I hope ...	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
3535	There's no scaping the sun out here	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
3536	It’s ok. It happens to all men at some point. You can prick me later.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3537	Most Painful life must be lived in a most comical way.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3538	Good grief, bro! Looks like you grabbed the Veet instead of your sunscreen!	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
3539	Prickles, I’ve been looking all over for you!	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3540	Well , I dunno. Sure doesn't look like prickly heat!	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3541	There are times when the fright, instead of making your hair stand on end, you lose them all at once.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3542	On the bright side, you won’t go through so many swimsuits now.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3543	Look on the bright side Al. You’re way more backyard friendly now.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3544	If you sway to the left it's hardly noticeable.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3545	I’ll get you some Rogaine.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3546	I told you not to moonlight as a Christmas tree…	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3547	Thanks a lot, prick	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3548	Losing my religion 🌵	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3549	Benny, believe me, your life isn’t pointless. You can manifest a better life. Look at me, I grew an extra arm through power of my mind.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3550	Now get your Grindr photos before they grow back.	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
3551	Sorry Cuddles, the needles are the first to go.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
3552	You may want to put a little sunscreen on that newly smooth skin.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
3553	Look on the bright side I’m sure they’ll let you into Coachella now!	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3554	Ready to eat!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3555	I still think you are beautiful, despite having Alopecia.	1.1053	0.04091	95	88	4	3
3556	Don't let the pricks get you down Larry	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
3557	Yeah, I know . . . it knocked me spineless when I first heard it, too.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
3558	I'm sorry, Mervyn. The magic is gone. It is what it is.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3559	I told you those weekly weight loss shots would have side effects.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3560	Look, I told you, three out of four horticulturalists recommend 'Just for Succulents' to prevent needle loss.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
3561	Think of all the money you will save on razors.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
3562	Pete! Remember your training at Cacti School: Do not attempt to contain atomic farts!	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3563	Don't worry, we're only someone's mirage.	1.1053	0.04091	95	88	4	3
3564	A Climate Chrisis? Are we ready for that?	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3565	Better put some clothes on. The cowboys will be along any minute now.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3566	When you hit puberty son, you’re going to start growing needles in all sorts of funny places	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3567	Did you say you’re from Brazil?	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3568	You are too old to run!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3569	Good news. The Rogaine Seems To Be Working.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3570	This is a stick up! Jerry Zaro Palm Beach, FL	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3571	let me get you an aftershave for the irritation	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3572	Charlie, don’t tell me you forgot your sunscreen again?	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3573	That manscaping took a sudden turn!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3574	You HAVE been under a lot of stress lately…	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3575	You're a fraud, Prickman. I should've known all along!"	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3576	No babe, that’s not what I meant when I said “you’re too tHorny for me”	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3577	I told you to use sunscreen!	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3578	This isn't what I meant when I said we needed to be more vulnerable.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
3579	You shouldn't have asked for a make-over if you didn't want to be shaved	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3580	C'mon, it takes courage to stick it to the man!	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
3581	Sorry, didn't mean to scare the needles out of you.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3582	I'm a prickly cactus. You aren't. #mylamenewyorkercaption	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
3583	If it’s any consolation your prostate is normal.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
3584	How did that "Dry January'" thing work out for you?	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3585	you done pricking?	1.1039	0.04744	77	72	2	3
3586	Looks like you’re leaving Arizona to play for the Yankees.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3587	I told you the naturist beach was to the left!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3588	Global warming: « Your sun allergy is getting worth this year, no? »	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3589	Don't worry, you're probably deciduous.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3590	You should have started Rogainuscactis eatlier	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3591	Hello Cactus, Invasive species.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3592	Next time, you might want to try stifling that sneeze.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
3593	No worries. Spines are out of fashion.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
3594	Have you tried the Hair Club Of America?	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
3595	Um...about your new moisturizer...	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3596	I’d love to take a vacation to Alaska, but I can’t seem to move in all of this heat!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3597	I thought you said, “stick it to me!”	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
3598	You should get a gun.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3599	Think of it this way: You are special! Uhh… never mind then.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
3600	I told you that barber looked fishy.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3601	Those four-blade shaving sticks are no joke in this economy”	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
3602	Stress will do it to you every time!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3603	Looked better on the porn stars than you.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
3604	What's the point? It kinda makes you stick out.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3605	I think you need to re-think Keto.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3606	Is your will notarized?	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
3607	not being nosey, but i hear they make a pill for that now...	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
3608	Thorns up” 😂	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
3609	Ola, my name is Alejandro	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
3610	Darling, I've been trying to tell you that you are just too picky."	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
3611	Is the sun gone?	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
3612	I hear Cactus Oil promotes hair growth...	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
3613	Every time you shave it, it’s going to come in thicker and fuller and darker!” “That’s an old wives tale” “IS IT?!	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
3614	Oh sweetheart, I went through the same postpartum spine loss after having my first too.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
3615	I told you to stop worrying,but did you listen? Noooo!	1.1029	0.05192	68	64	1	3
3616	I told you to stay away from Joshua Tree…. SMH!!!!	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
3617	-Who recommended this anger management technique to you?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
3618	You still look great! It's called 'cactopecia' and it'll grow back.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
3619	Psst…don’t turn around, but there’s a million little pricks behind you	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
3620	This Is Not A Prickly Pair” by Shecky Magritt	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
3621	I warned you about that titanium shaver infomercial.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
3622	Manscaping again?	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
3623	You're not as prickly as you used to be, but you're not as much fun either.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
3624	I think it looks distinguished honey. Like Michael Jordan or Mr. Clean	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
3625	I'll get you a wig and a jacket, it'll grow back in a month	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
3626	I told you not to hold in your sneeze!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
3627	Polyamory isn't for everyone	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
3628	I think it’s called a jackalope.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
3629	Told you that Keto diet makes one shed everything	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
3630	That cream you gave me for prickly heat expired in 2005!	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
3631	She was prone to streaking.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
3632	Silly Cactus,Rogaine is for men.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
3633	My sticking points don’t mean you shouldn’t have any also!”	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
3634	Some of us prefer long hair; some like it so short it appears bald.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
3635	They spiked his.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
3636	If I were Will Smith I would PUNCH you!	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
3637	Abort! Abort! Agent Pickle's Cover's Been Blown!"	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
3638	It's okay. Acupuncture doesn't work for everone.	1.1023	0.04288	88	82	3	3
3639	We always knew you were a weird cucumber frank	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
3640	At least now you can finally try out inner tubing.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
3641	All the wrong dreams are coming true	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
3642	I warned you about going soft in your old age."	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
3643	You look speechless	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
3644	I didn’t mean to scare you like that!	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
3645	I need a ride.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
3646	Hey man,I feel your pain.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
3647	The answer lies in the soil	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
3648	I always wondered what smooth felt like. Can I feel you?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
3649	Yes, bald is beautiful	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
3650	It's Not alopecia!	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
3651	It’s become obvious, Pete - you’re a Christmas cactus.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
3652	test	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
3653	It may not be what you were hoping for, but if you stand on your head you’d look like an alligator.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
3654	You only have to raise one arm if you love AZ.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
3655	Needless to say, it’s due to climate change	1.1013	0.04627	79	74	2	3
3656	uhh I think your zippers down	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
3657	Just imagine all the hugs you	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
3658	You'll lick the Big C.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
3659	I didn't know you had a vulnerable side.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
3660	Prickliness is our proud heritage, you genus traitor!	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
3661	Needless to say, not needleless vacay	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
3662	Oh no! Am I next?	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
3663	Don't be embarrassed, it's completely natural; but if you'd like, I know a great dermatologist in West Phoenix who's accepting new patients.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
3664	What’s an oasis?	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
3665	This guy’s a prick	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
3666	Sorry Sam, I didn’t mean to scare you by not moving next to you for 110 years.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
3667	hey,don't let your guard down....	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
3668	Let me see if I can get you a cancellation at the dermatologist.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
3669	Pricklebear, I'm sorry. What I meant to say is I love that you aren't afraid to take risks.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
3670	You look dumb.	1.1010	0.03659	99	91	6	2
3671	I know I said you’ve been more prickly lately, but I didn’t think you’d take it so literally.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
3672	You know the genes for baldness come from your mother.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3673	Ya know, they make something for that now.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
3674	I told you to stop watching 'The Hills Have Eyes.'	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
3675	Wanna try some of my Rogaine?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3676	Man you’re smooth!	1.1000	0.04196	90	84	3	3
3677	i told you that nettle dye would cause a fall-out!	1.1000	0.03892	100	93	4	3
3678	Aw, Baby, stick with me! I just know we can stick it out.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
3679	Who are you calling a prick?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3680	You never listen to me. I told you that was a depilatory, not sunscreen.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3681	Told you not to drink it, but, oh, no!	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3682	Relax! Climate change won’t be all bad!	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3683	I warned you this story would make your hair not stand on end.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
3684	Too much testosterone.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
3685	I told you Brazilians hurt like hell.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3686	Ffbdrc	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
3687	It's called saguaro cactus pattern baldness.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
3688	Now you're going to have to wear sunscreen!	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
3689	Don't shoot! I can't raise my other arm!	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3690	I told you to be careful with the Nair,Prickly Pete.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
3691	Cheer up. Eight more and you’re ready for Rio.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3692	My wife doesn't make me shave every day.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3693	If it makes you feel better, it means you have high testosterone.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
3694	Yes, 2020, again…	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
3695	Male pattern baldness runs in the family.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3696	That Brazilian looks pretty global.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
3697	I told ya! Use sunscreen or you will burn and peel.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
3698	Why don't you want to be more intimate?	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
3699	Spineless psi cacti	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
3700	I told you to wait til two weeks post-breakup	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
3701	I told you to try the Rogain. You never listen to me.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
3702	Many great cacti were bald	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
3703	‘Well, you aren’t as sharp as you used to be.’	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
3704	My aesthetician was on vacation	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
3705	Don't fell bad, Richard. It wasn't THAT fast.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
3706	Whaaaat? I can barely notice, Greg.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
3707	Try this one weird trick for less prickly skin.	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
3708	Did you mean 'peckish'"	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
3709	Have you tried HAIR CLUB FOR MEN?	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3710	My condolences, pal. You lost your rizz.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3711	I never said you were a thorn in my side.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
3712	''What do you mean I'm untouchable?''	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3713	Should we be wearing those atomic goggles too?	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
3714	Don't give up. They'll come back.	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
3715	With or without, we're still ugly.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3716	Another ‘wet dream’	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3717	Phil, I''m leaving you to play in the cactus league.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3718	You're a Nair-to-well for sure	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3719	Pick up your clothes. It's not THAT hot.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
3720	I always knew you were spineless, Bruce.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
3721	Kimo with a "K" is the name, not Chemo.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
3722	Your really starting to show your age your as bald as a snake.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3723	Why not try Rogaine?”	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3724	I would’ve got that guy off of you if I had legs. Man, that was hard to watch. OSD…OCD…what did they say he had?	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3725	Did Karen put sunscreen on you again?	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3726	She called me a prick, so I wanted to prove her wrong	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3727	Don’t go, I’m sorry for being so prickly.	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
3728	Kimmel better not joke about this at the Oscars on Sunday.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
3729	Don't worry, James Carville has done very well for himsel	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
3730	Ohh you really are a softie. Or you shaved way to much, not even stubble!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
3731	At least they don’t call you the ‘P’ word.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
3732	No sunscreen, huh? I warned you.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
3733	I know he just told a G.I. Jane joke, but I can't really get up there.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
3734	You need to to stay off those peyote buttons.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
3735	Wow laser hair removal really works.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
3736	But you’re still a dick!	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
3737	I found you more appealing before the electrolysis!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
3738	What, so you're not Spike Lee?	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
3739	What did I say about staying in the sun too long?	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
3740	How was I supposed to know that the “Brazilian” you wanted was Giselle!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
3741	You should try it. It worked for me. It's called "Sagrow Needle Cream".	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
3742	This is what happens when you binge drink	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
3743	Needleless to say, I didn't mean anything by what I said.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
3744	You're beach body ready, but transport is a whole different issue	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
3745	There are two cactus. One cactus is very unhappy because all its thorns have been lost. The other one wants to comfort him and make him not be so sad.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
3746	Dude, you’re scaring the hoes man you can’t be doing that stuff man there’s girls here man come on bro	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
3747	Alopecia sucks, Martin!	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
3748	But look at the mess you	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
3749	And I thought I was the more huggable one	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
3750	R: You’re a beautiful Epiphyllums but they’ll believe me if I said I’m cactus Jack	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
3751	They still won’t hug you, give it up	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
3752	In Tour Guides, we'll be know as the Salt and Pepper Cactuses	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
3753	I told you that Rogaine wouldn't work!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
3754	Be glad you are Teflon, you can do what you want.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
3755	You're gonna have to apply the sunscreen yourself.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
3756	Your whole-body shave is going to give you bad sunburn!	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
3757	Really,Vernon, I hate to say I told you so, but that hair growth lotion doesn’t live up to its promises.	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
3758	Well dad, male cacti baldness does run in the family…	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
3759	It will grow back after the triathlon is over.	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
3760	Tack! You’re It	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
3761	Dude, you way overdid it with the alpha-hydroxy.	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
3762	Honey, I'm sorry, but moving to Brazil is not an option.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
3763	Jada, I love you. 'G.I. Jane 2,' can't wait to see it, all right?	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
3764	It's okay, I'm not only president of the "Spine Club", I'm a member.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
3765	You're still a great saguaro! Spines are over-rated.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
3766	I’ve just got one thing to say to you. “Rogaine”	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
3767	I know I shouldn't have done it on live TV.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
3768	What do you see?	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
3769	That alopecia stinks, no?	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
3770	I told you the implants were a bad idea.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
3771	Don't worry; you might still get the part in that western.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
3772	That wasn't my shampoo you swiped, it was my Nair!	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
3773	You just look a little younger... It will grow back in a few months.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
3774	I instantly regret this new shave trend.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
3775	I just wanted to say the weather is hot but I didn't expect you'd be naked	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
3776	What made you turn deciduous?	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
3777	That happened to my cousin. Deer ate him…but you’ll be fine, of course.	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
3778	I’d put those back on, you don’t want to get sunburned!	1.0964	0.04409	83	78	2	3
3779	Believe me, you’re wrong - that’s not what ‘kemosabe’ means.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
3780	Nobody can accuse you of a prickly personality.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
3781	The effects of aging; it’s like they happen overnight.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
3782	That's your remedy for prickly heat?	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
3783	You're just like my ex, Tannenbaum -- he didn't hydrate enough either!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
3784	This isn't a stick-up, you can put your arms down...	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
3785	Hold it! This is a stick up!!	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
3786	You don’t get to pick your family but you do get to prick them!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3787	You've been hacked! I hope you have sun block.	1.0959	0.04433	73	68	3	2
3788	Rogaine might help.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
3789	Guess you are no longer prickly.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
3790	I know you must feel vulnerable, but rogue party balloons are not going to attack you while your needles are down!	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
3791	I’m sorry—I didn’t mean to get prickly….	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
3792	It’s OK dear. I love you just as much when you are less pricky.	1.0957	0.03726	94	87	5	2
3793	You must have owed money to the IRS	1.0957	0.03726	94	87	5	2
3794	….B-O-S-E-L-Y	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
3795	You succ	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
3796	I told you not to watch that part but you never listen.	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
3797	I told you not to mix the Rogaine with Nutrafol!	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
3798	Don’t fret. It’s the inner you I love.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3799	Look on the bright side, you can now shamelessly utilize your sense of humor as a defense mechanism.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3800	I was worried I was going to get fired from my job at the crab farm, but in the end they just moved me sideways.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3801	I told you not to stop the Propecia.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
3802	Not to be a prick, but you should consider getting that checked out.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
3803	Honey, you didn't just get a "Brazilian," you got an "international"	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
3804	It’s actually a rite of passage, son.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3805	Don't feel bad, pricks aren't all that great. Carolyn Mortenson, Salt Lake City, UT	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
3806	You know, it's totally normal to lose a few prickles when Spring approaches	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3807	Vera mastered the art of letting down their defense while staring in another episode of Capturing and Conserving Water.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3808	you got Nair from Shein? Narid?	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
3809	Aw geez! Now you're a sittin' duck!	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3810	I told you not to watch CATCUS JACK all by yourself!	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3811	Climate change nothing your just an exhibitionist	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3812	Oh, um ... of course it makes you look distinguished. Sure.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3813	Quick, come give me a hug!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
3814	Arizona is confusing that way	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
3815	Ned! You’re losing your needles!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
3816	Ever since I went to that meditation workshop, I just haven’t been the same.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
3817	Don’t call me ‘prickly’ just because you have premature spine loss!	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
3818	That’s what happens when you don’t practice boundaries	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
3819	—and you thought it was sun screen!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
3820	I hear that Rogaine works wonders.	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
3821	Don't worry! They have beautiful head wraps!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
3822	You're using too much spray-on sunscreen. Tan and spikey is healthier!	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
3823	Don’t look at me!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
3824	Son, I think we need to have a little talk about cacturnal emissions.	1.0943	0.03425	106	98	6	2
3825	I'll never get into Oasis dressed like this.	1.0943	0.03425	106	98	6	2
3826	I'm warning! Next time change your razor blades.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3827	Maybe you've developed a sun allergy.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3828	I didn’t know there were any Brazilian cacti ….	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
3829	It's climate change, I tell you.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3830	Premature spine loss is nothing to be embarrassed about- happens to the best cacti.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3831	Loosen up, you look like a signpost.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3832	Emotionally available, yes. But not this.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3833	Don't say I didn't warn you about those "miracle grow" pills.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
3834	No problem, we can get you a desert extension and fringe.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3835	Yes, Chuck, this dry heat does make you less prickly.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3836	I told you those epilators were not safe!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3837	I get it's better for cycling but I still don't get how you pedal without legs.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
3838	Every dad after being woken up by their kid when it’s their turn to do the morning school run.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
3839	Our acupuncturist TOLD you not to sneeze!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3840	Salúd!	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
3841	Dude, how did you shave your back that good?	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3842	Don’t be so spineless”	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
3843	I’ve got some contacts in Istanbul	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
3844	How did you get rid of all those pricks?	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
3845	They say stress leads to spine loss in cacti. Maybe it's time to go on a yoga retreat to somewhere more chill than Death Valley...	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
3846	‘Sorry, but I know a really good Spine doctor on West Saguaro Road.’	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
3847	That was some sneeze, Carl!	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
3848	I have never seen cactus alopecia before.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
3849	Don't worry, they will grow back after you stop the Chemo.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
3850	OK, but now we'll stop confusing you with your brother Esau.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
3851	Idiot! This is Sonora, not Chihuahua.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
3852	. "Scratch my back and I'll scratch...oh"	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
3853	You used hair conditioner? What next, sunscreen?	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3854	You’re going to burn now if you don’t use some catus oil!”	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3855	"Is it allergies?	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3856	You wanted to be more accessible but it obviously hasn't helped.	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
3857	I should have told you they grow back thicker.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3858	OK, but I am sticking with what you were born with.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
3859	YOU SCARE ME EVERYTIME YOU PULL THIS STUFF	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
3860	At least now you a lot less prickly.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3861	This heat is causing my spines to fall off.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3862	I don’t think it makes you look sexy. I think it makes you look underage!	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3863	I knew I should have taken finasteride earlier	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
3864	‘Doc said it’s a classic case of prickly heat and isn’t contagious’.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
3865	...But, HOW could I startle you?	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
3866	You must do something about your shedding problem, before anyone will take you in their home.	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
3867	A good therapist could help you with your fear of needles.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
3868	I'm not sure that the 'Sonoran Sandworm Treatment' is making you look more fierce...	1.0928	0.03614	97	90	5	2
3869	Don't worry. I've got something that will make it grow back.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
3870	‘I told you not to @trynood ‘	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
3871	I think you may have to stop taking that new loss weight medicine	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
3872	I know your problem seems dire but the sun just became a squiggle.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
3873	I guess I can't refer to you as prickly anymore.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
3874	Caught in a cact-astrophe: when one cactus just heard the other's prickly personal secrets!	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
3875	On the bright side, maybe everyone will stop calling you the nastiest prick in the desert...	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
3876	The prairie dogs are going to have a field day with you.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
3877	Sorry to startle you, I was just saying 'howdy'.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
3878	Oh, so sorry! I didn't mean to needle-less you.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
3879	Forgot your sunscreen today?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
3880	One of those days I feel like a needle in a haystack	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
3881	Yucca? Ocotillo? At least you and I are cousins.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
3882	I know I can be prickly	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
3883	You've taken vulnerability to far"	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
3884	I think you got a sunburn.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3885	I'm telling you, it's how you stand: It looks like you've surrendered.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3886	Well, look at it this way: you're way less prickly to talk to.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3887	Jessy James is gone. You can put your arms down now.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3888	Poor baby, looks like the dreaded Cactopecia.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3889	If you're not prickly, you're not paying attention!	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
3890	I mean, you did want that Nair sponsorship...	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
3891	You are being conflict avoidant, again.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3892	It’s alright… it happens to all Cactguys now and then.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
3893	Guess you prefer soft hugs, eh?	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
3894	Did you have to hug that rider?	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
3895	That's not what the others meant when they said you should be less prickly.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3896	One up, one down, dude. Not two up. Drink!" Two weeks later... "Seriously, you should drink..."	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3897	You win some. You lose all.	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
3898	You have lost your sharpness. There's more to yoga than a cactus pose.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3899	Yes dear it is rain heading our way	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3900	Be happy, that cut is trending down in Brazil	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3901	Ever the optimist.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
3902	Don't worry Pete, spiked haircuts are no longer in style.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
3903	Some say spineless is sexy.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3904	You're OK, bald is beautiful these days!	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
3905	Impressive, but the Brazilian is so last year!	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
3906	Now, very slowly...very gently...turn your left arm down, just like mine...then bend down and clean up your own mess.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3907	You've lost all your aggression!	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3908	Gott Segne Dich !!	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3909	It’s an age thing.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
3910	You were as vulnerable as any cacti could be, Jerry, but she’s gone…now hand over the Epilady…slowly	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
3911	That must succulent!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
3912	You think it's h	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
3913	How much do you have to lose before you face facts? My friend, you have a drinking problem.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
3914	Is it true you're going to leave me?	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
3915	Forgive me. I didn't mean to scare you needle-less."	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3916	When you’re allergic to your own kind.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3917	I warned you to take it easy with the Nair™, buddy.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
3918	Oy, did alopecia air-eata get you??	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3919	Did you sneeze?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
3920	I’ve got a doctor in Turkey, he’ll have you as prickly as you were in high school.	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
3921	Hunny, you really need to stop googling your symptoms	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3922	I take it that you won’t be asking your boss for that raise	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
3923	Ghost stories are just a bunch of hot air. Don't be so spineless.	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
3924	You misunderstood me I said I'm worried about you getting too sickly.	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
3925	Times are changing and I don’t identify as that type cactus anymore” @kalodin	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
3926	I’m going bald 🧑‍🦲	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
3927	Was it the cattle stampede that ascared ya', or did you forget to take your vitamins agin?	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
3928	I was feeling prickly last night and I took it out on you. They’ll grow back, I think.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
3929	Just bend over and pick them-- oh, wait. I see the problem.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
3930	Buff is not the word I was thinking of.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
3931	Stan went to Turkey last year when he went through something similar.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
3932	Don’t scar me like that! You know it doesn’t just happen to porcupines!	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
3933	Remember, prickly is more of an attitude, not a physical condition.”	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
3934	But they taught us thorny problems were all fake news?”	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
3935	I thought you said it was only going to make your arms a little less spiny.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
3936	So much for representing us in Congress, you gosh darn Trump Republican.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
3937	Hey, Hey, Sag, just remember, "BALD IS BEAUTIFUL! Hey, Sag. Just remember, "BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!"	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
3938	Oh no. Just lost your piercesonality.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
3939	Don't be all huffy. We'll go visit your parents.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
3940	You are on your own with the tickle monster.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
3941	Look bub don't expect a hug from me!	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
3942	You'll always be my prickly sweet guy.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
3943	The gods disfavor ambidexterity!	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
3944	Don't worry; just up your SPF, and you'll be okay. Esther Altmann Danbury, CT	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
3945	Sorry, there’s an invisible border between us. We are trying!	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
3946	Steve, I don't think you should take this "you're spineless" criticism quite so graphically...!	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
3947	My esthetician is at Coachella.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
3948	Please put your clothes back on!	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
3949	I've got a meeting with that high-touch oil consultant in two hours!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
3950	Did your wife find out about our affair?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
3951	Nopalito says there is imposter among us. Isn't that crazy, Pepino?	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
3952	Hmmm. You seem less prickly today. Maybe we can make this work.	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
3953	Does my masculinity make you nervous?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
3954	Change of plans… We’re not going to the beach today.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
3955	Weapons down	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
3956	I swear, every time I shave, it’s only a matter of time before I see my 5 o’clock shadow…	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
3957	You didn’t understand the sunscreen assignment, did you?!	1.0885	0.02964	113	104	8	1
3958	Cover yourself up. We’re in plain sight!	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
3959	I warned you not to look at the cult symbol from True Detective.	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
3960	Sorry son...your father was a Christmas Tree	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
3961	"Carl, I told you; Rogaine has never been used for Cactus."	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
3962	Cheer up. You lost thorns, not life. Moreover you may GAIN Friends by LOSING Thorns.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
3963	You got confused somewhere between "Stick 'em up" and "Drop it" maybe?	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
3964	Bom dia	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
3965	I'm sorry I called you spinless...that was low. But you know what I meant.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
3966	Sorry I didn't cover my mouth when I sneezed!	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
3967	C'mon, show some spike-- I mean spine!	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
3968	Which way to Gillette Stadium? :-D	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
3969	When I asked “stop being a prick”, this is not what I had in mind…	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
3970	Maybe the tattoo of a porcupine was not a well thought out decision.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
3971	Don't worry; I have some aloe vera you can use. Your needles will regrow in no time.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
3972	Follow the instructions on the ointment I prescribed, and then see me again in three weeks.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
3973	Sorry, I didn’t realize my prank would scare the thorns out of you”	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
3974	Oh no! Would you like to borrow my rogaine?	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
3975	So is this goodbye or just see you later?	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
3976	_ThereIsNoIinUs	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
3977	are you almost ready?	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
3978	I didn't mean to say, "Don't get prickly on me."	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
3979	Wow! You're getting old!	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
3980	To say “Bless you”, is too obvious. I’m going with “Fulminating acute alopecia?”	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
3981	They not only turned turned white, they turned loose!	1.0870	0.03675	92	86	4	2
3982	Happy now - after insisting the sun was aging you and asking your family to cover you up for a month?	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
3983	This is what happens when you don’t use a moisturizer.	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
3984	Keep my wife’s name out your f***ing mouth!	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
3985	OK. I guess I should have asked for consent before I went there.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3986	Amen,I say to you,today you will be with me in air conditioning.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3987	Au naturel is making a comeback.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3988	Understandable, that climate report was pretty scary.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3989	Don’t be so sensitive, being a ‘prick’ is a compliment!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
3990	You have to read about all the side effects of these weight loss drugs before you try them.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3991	Oh my God! I didn't realize you started chemo....	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
3992	If it was 82 in February, it'll be 140 in July.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3993	Don't worry. In my book, you're still a cactus.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
3994	Don't worry. They'll grow back It's still cact-us!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3995	Yeah, that crazy-ass sun that looks like a kid’s drawing creeps me out too, but at least there’s Rogaine. Harry Benner, Chevy Chase	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3996	Remember how prickly you've been when I told you not to hold in your sneezes?	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3997	It is a family concern, aloe-pecia.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
3998	Did you know that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982?	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
3999	Look at the bright side. You won’t hear whispers of “Mr. Euro Trash” when you walk by.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
4000	Did you just fart?	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
4001	You still look great ! Most everyone thinks I’m a prick	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
4002	Unfortunately, at around 100 years some of us have Saguaro male pattern baldness.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
4003	I told you tanning was a bad idea	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
4004	I thought you were kidding when you said you that you were a deciduous cactus.	1.0857	0.02745	105	96	9	0
4005	I suppose you think you are just sooo slick right now!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4006	Relax man, they’re gone, you can put your hands down now.. spineless.	1.0857	0.02745	105	96	9	0
4007	I don't see what the big fuss is about fall.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4008	At least you'll spend less on product.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4009	I think we should see other cactuses	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4010	Dude! Not to be a prick, yet have you considered you may just be dehydrated?!	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4011	You may come across one of those underground Rogaine aquifers if you can find a dowsing rod around here somewhere.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4012	Did you use an electric razor or a barber's straight razor?	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4013	You’ve been undercover this whole time?!	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4014	Is this because I told that hiker I was married to a prick?	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4015	I told you this will happen if you expose yourself too long in the sun.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4016	Don’t move, or the rest of those needles will attack!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4017	Spineless bastard.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4018	Everything’s gonna be alright. Don’t you worry now	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4019	We are doing enough, right?	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4020	I told you not to take that pill those guys in the mother ship gave you.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4021	Not smart to have called out the Emperor's nakedness, dude!	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4022	Even if you had sunscreen, how would you put it on?	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4023	Son, I, too, was in Sticker Shock when I saw my first ATV.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4024	Now everyone can see how spineless you are.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4025	I didn't think that I was being 'prickish' "	1.0851	0.03903	94	89	2	3
4026	You’re a prick!	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4027	I always suspected you were part porcupine.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4028	You look great after using that new razor!	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4029	If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't use the suntan lotion - use the spray!	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4030	Just because Miranda said you were 'prickly,' is no reason to take it personal!	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4031	So much for puberty.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4032	Bill? You alright? You look like you've seen a ghost... that collided into you and knocked all your needles out.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4033	Don't worry—it's a sign the chemo's working.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4034	Look on the bright side, at least you won’t hurt any more kids.	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
4035	Did I see you with the land tortoise last night?	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
4036	Did you just hear a ‘meep meep’?	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4037	Pretendian! You’re not even from the cactus Family!	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
4038	That's not how to play "pick-up sticks"!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4039	You really should see a doctor about your allergies	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
4040	Me? I thought you brought the sunscreen!	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
4041	Dad lost his needles at a young age too, maybe I inherited Mom’s genes.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4042	I know we can't walk but... you gotta find a way to get yourself to Turkey ASAP.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4043	Let's sing the song "I Don't Want 2CU"	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4044	Not to worry, they say bald is sexy.	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
4045	Don't worry yourself vulnerable to predators.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4046	This is a sticky situation! We might need to check with our friends, the prickly pears…	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
4047	It was only a porcupine.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4048	During his zoom meet with Peyote, Randy began to see everything was pointless. .	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4049	Who put Nair in the shampoo?	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4050	My allergies have never been that bad.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
4051	Want to borrow some of mine, Phil?	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
4052	I told you those diet pills have side affects.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4053	Why did you shave?	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4054	On the bright side, now you're more likely to get a hug.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
4055	Rookie move – don’t drink so much agave next time.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
4056	I said Stick em up, not unstick them	1.0833	0.03525	96	90	4	2
4057	Have you thought about trying Blue Chew?	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
4058	Well, you might as well celebrate. No one wants prickly guacamole.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
4059	The man at the wig shop said nobody would notice.	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
4060	Hey where ya been? That’s one heck of a close shave.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4061	So this is what the general election looks like now.	1.0833	0.02672	108	99	9	0
4062	Don't worry, your Rogaine will be here in 2 to 3 business days.	1.0833	0.02672	108	99	9	0
4063	Did you really think that people would no longer see you as a prick?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
4064	Well, at least there won't be any cats bothering you.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
4065	If they call you prickly you just gotta live with it.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
4066	Minoxidil will help.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
4067	Said hands high, but on the needle front, I stayed silent ...	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
4068	Have you tried Glochidia Club For Cacti????	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
4069	I know a really good dermatologist.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
4070	you said you’d be busy today! now i see you’re just pointing off!	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4071	OK spineless wonder, what's your next move?	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4072	I'm non-spinary.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
4073	From dry January to overly wet February. You are always in extremes.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
4074	No, you’re the prick!	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4075	Prickles never mix with tickles	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
4076	Think of all the money you will save on shaving blades	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
4077	Don’t worry honey, I like spineless girls!	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
4078	You don't have to stay smooth. I'm not only the president of the Needle Club for Cacti, I'm also a member.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4079	Hey, Spineless Joe, wanna see my thorny side?	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4080	Hey guy, Call 1-800-THRN-CLUB - it worked for me!	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4081	No reason to feel inadequate. It happens to all of us at one time or another.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
4082	I don’t know you anymore. Damn that depilatory!	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4083	Don't worry, it'll grow back, I promise	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4084	Aw, now you’re making me want Taco Time!	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
4085	Thank Michael Jordan, bald is cool.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4086	Please reconsider. I have a first-aid kit stuck to my back.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4087	And besides that, the first cow that comes along....your toast!	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
4088	I didn't say, “stick ‘em up.” What I said was, “stick ‘em out.” No need to drop all your needles over this!	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
4089	You're spineless...don't you think we're all hot	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4090	Will Smith will still love you.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4091	You looked better before your Brazilian.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
4092	It’s okay, male-patterns baldness also runs in my family.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
4093	His name is Wile E. Coyote	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
4094	There, now you can be the world’s largest pickle after I take your arms off for you.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
4095	Don’t come near me, I don’t want to catch anything.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
4096	wow, that new cut makes you look like a pickle with arms	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
4097	You're making me feel like I could use a shave.	1.0822	0.04253	73	69	2	2
4098	You're sure you don't need a hug?"	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
4099	There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so--(borrowed from Shakespeare)	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
4100	I envy your impairment Frank.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
4101	So I guess you are not into butt stuff?	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
4102	I’m so sorry you lost your needles. It’s not CACTAGIOUS is it?	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
4103	With any luck, that will be only an annual event.	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
4104	Never be the first or last to try something new.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4105	Don't be a prick; just look away.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4106	Maybe Rogaine will help?	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4107	Oh my god!….. You’ve contracted Cactus Alopecia.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4108	Duh! "Prickly Heat" is: "going around"	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4109	Oh no! You've got felinitis!	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4110	I warned you about the hair remover	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
4111	You’ll find that having a prickly nature is the best defence.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
4112	It's not the end of the world, Frank. Hair plugs are always an option.	1.0814	0.03777	86	81	3	2
4113	Thought it was sunblock. It was depilatory.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
4114	I told you a full-body wax isn’t necessary.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4115	Cacti may be correct but I would be happier with cactus.	1.0814	0.03777	86	81	3	2
4116	Did I startle you with my ability to gesture?	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
4117	Look at the bright side, nobody will think you still have a prickly personality anymore...	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
4118	You’re hardly dressed for the occasion.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
4119	You seem to be missing something...	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
4120	I heard is trendy abroad.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
4121	You’d still be prickly if you hadn’t embraced meditation.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
4122	good luck on your date tonight Earl!	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
4123	Drop your weapons-this is a stickup!	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
4124	Well, you’re less likely to prick yourself.	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
4125	I'm sorry, I did not think my sneeze would frighten you. C'mon, Al. I've been standing here for a hundred years.	1.0805	0.03735	87	82	3	2
4126	I told you. You're not a Brazilian cactus!	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
4127	You'd be quite a prick to make fun of hair loss.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
4128	Why are we not the same cartoon that the have in the magazine this week?	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
4129	your weapon of choice. Any way i can still blunt you.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
4130	I hear that they make a treatment cream for this.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
4131	Did you fall for one of those microblading ads on Instagram?	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
4132	Don’t worry about it, buddy, it happens to guys, it’s quite common. But without your spines, you’ll get eaten alive—by pretty much everything. If you’re lucky, maybe an owl will live in your head. But I’ve got your back, I’m here for you.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
4133	Unilateral disarmament does not impress the coyotes, little wife on the prairie!	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
4134	I think you're supposed to stop, drop, and roll.	1.0805	0.03735	87	82	3	2
4135	Needles to say, you don't have to be so prickly about it!	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
4136	Don’t worry, I bet the look will be in fashion in 50 years	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
4137	At least you're not surrounded by pricks anymore.	1.0800	0.03075	100	93	6	1
4138	Wow. Your new look is VERY revealing	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
4139	On the bright side, you'll never need a Brazilian Wax.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
4140	First the hair then the legs, uh oh, you're screwed.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
4141	Ok, I'm the stuck up one and you are not. It is just that you are not as sharp as you used to be. You are not as prickly as me. I told you not to needle me anymore.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
4142	On the positive side there is not a haystack in sight.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
4143	Don't worry, you're not naked, just less prickly	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
4144	It is really quiet out here. But hearing one needle drop was probably enough. I think we need to talk.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
4145	Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Next time I'll shave first.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
4146	I told you to use Organic Aloe Vera for your Hair Loss!	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
4147	You lost your Needles!!!	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
4148	@vascoferreira ‘…on the 15:45 train to Yuma, yes.’	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
4149	Oh hey,I forgot to clip my nails!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4150	No, I don't think Rogaine will work for your problem. You need to consult a plant biology specialist from the University of Arizona.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4151	And so ends your post as a back scratcher.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4152	You are spineless!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4153	I was actually just joking about trying sunscreen.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4154	Having to type this hashtag makes me want to poke my eyes out”	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
4155	Bill they specifically said “Put your hand up.” Put one down, you’re going to get us in trouble.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4156	When they call you a prick, you have to embrace it	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4157	Maybe it didn’t work out cause you were too quick to drop your defences.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
4158	I didn’t mean to call you spineless!	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4159	It’s OK to let your defenses down and express your true love for me…	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4160	Don’t forget to clean up the sink after you shave!	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4161	All of get old someday ,Baldy!	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4162	Sorry, when I said “hands up,” I didn’t mean to scare the glochids off you.	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
4163	Needle-ss to say, you need to show some spine-s.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4164	Pale as you are, you’re really going to burn now.	1.0779	0.04036	77	73	2	2
4165	Sure, saguaros live 150 years, but no one talks about the stress of living near new construction. Thanks, Trump - and Biden.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4166	If it makes you feel better, my kids say it will make you look bigger.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4167	Where's the Aloe when you need it?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4168	You used to be such a gorgeous prick	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
4169	You are vulnerable now. Watch your six!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4170	$2B in medical debt - poof - canceled, just like that. Really leaves you prickless.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4171	You got the Brazilian in this weather?!” forgot the hashtag	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4172	You never told me you were half porcupine!?!	1.0778	0.03613	90	85	3	2
4173	I know it's not easy but I appreciate you making the effort to be less prickly with me and the kids.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4174	Having alopecia could really be an asset for you Spike!	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
4175	SCOTUS says he can stay on the ballot...	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
4176	Don't turn around.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4177	Put that in your haystack!	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
4178	You scared the prickles out of me.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
4179	I love the way you’ve done your hair, Daphne.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
4180	Sorry, Jack. I did not mean to scare you.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4181	Always have to be a drama succulent. You know that is not what I meant by "Stop being so prickly."	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
4182	That's what you get for selling out to a....wait, how would a cactus have an opinion about this, let alone express it aloud?	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
4183	Are you on cactotherapy?	1.0769	0.02960	104	97	6	1
4184	I told you the anger management classes were a bad idea.	1.0769	0.02960	104	97	6	1
4185	Global warming isn't real, it's just a bad haircut	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
4186	You should have asked about the side effects before filling that prescription.	1.0769	0.03985	78	74	2	2
4187	I told you Moisturizer from the dollar store was no good... Take those to the flea market and sell them as toothpicks... Sorry I snuck up on you & scared you...	1.0769	0.03214	91	85	5	1
4188	Raise them high and drop your weapons! Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
4189	feeling dried out	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4190	'Trust me, you'll feel spiky soon even after shaving.'	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
4191	They say it's just 'the change,' you're going through.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
4192	Stop shaving. We are not in the hugging business.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
4193	Hey Donald. I think you’re over drinking again.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
4194	When you’re sliding into first and your prickles suddenly burst…	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
4195	Well, there both upright and straight but, that pill had side effects	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
4196	Those aren't seeds!	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
4197	I must be getting old — my hair’s falling out.	1.0759	0.03936	79	75	2	2
4198	You said it not me!	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
4199	If you wither can I borrow your water bottle?	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
4200	I no longer want to pollinate your flowers.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
4201	You've got to do more than that to become a professional cyclist, Irv.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
4202	Sorry I was prickly	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
4203	Psst. Time is a flat circle.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
4204	No worries Viagra works just fine!	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4205	It’s just a phrase… I didn’t mean ‘don’t be so prickly’ literally	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4206	No biggie, you never would've gotten to first base anyway with any of the lady saguaros	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
4207	I warned you to not let that hairless Chihuahua raise his hind leg near you.	1.0750	0.03887	80	76	2	2
4208	Uhhh, it's my allergies! How about a "bless you"?	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
4209	I hate to tell you this, but you're losing your untouch.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
4210	Dry January	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
4211	Where’s the jewelry?	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
4212	I knew it would all fall out, I just didn’t think it would happen so fast.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
4213	No one ever talks about the Brazilian border crisis."	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
4214	It was a Bright and Sunny day. 2 cacti were standing in the desert....	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
4215	It's not you, but me. I'm not your type.	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
4216	If you can't take the heat, go back to the kitchen.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
4217	thirsty much!	1.0745	0.03462	94	89	3	2
4218	it's not a bad thing, you wanted to declutter, start fresh.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
4219	Now this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you'	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
4220	HEY- sorry didn't mean to startle you	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
4221	I told you Ozempic had some weird side effects..	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
4222	If you want to avoid those coyotes then we got till sundown to get you arrested for indecent exposure.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
4223	These pretzels are making me thirsty!	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
4224	Mom always said you were a spineless bastard.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
4225	I would make a minoxidil joke but you seem a little stressed	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
4226	You really should use some dandruff shampoo the next time it rains here in the desert.	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
4227	So, where is that place for laser removal?	1.0737	0.03426	95	90	3	2
4228	That explains the spike in health insurance premiums…	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4229	You feel spineless? Your insides turn to water when you see her? It’s love.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4230	You are a crack. —A little kiss?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4231	Wrong sunscreen.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4232	Prickly heat is a real disease!	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4233	I still don't know if it's cactuses or cacti, but we for SURE have butts...	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4234	Number 1, your name is Mabel, not Maple; Number 2, it's summer, not autumn, and Number 3, you look loke a damn fool.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
4235	Just stop stressing and accept that we're meant to be, baby.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4236	Have you tried Nutrafol?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
4237	Are you prickin kidding me, Carl?	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4238	We’re having triplets!, Just wait for the moonlight	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4239	Need a new raze	1.0725	0.04291	69	66	1	2
4240	Take comfort in knowing somewhere, right now, someone is about to monetize needle regrowth.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
4241	Ozempic body?!	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
4242	You’re sooo good looking.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
4243	WELL HAROLD, IF THE ROGAINE AND PROPECIA DON’T SEEM TO BE WORKING YOU MAY WANT TO THINK ABOUT JOINING THE HAIR CLUB FOR CACTI.”	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
4244	I warned you about using that aluminum based deodorant!	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
4245	It’s get worse. Your Velcro pants are falling.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
4246	I told you not to eat shellfish here.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
4247	I saw the whole thing.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
4248	I know you’re dealing with THAT, but what’s up with the sun?!	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
4249	Tired of paying state taxes, yet? Move with me to Texas!!	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
4250	I saw Tara Dower run by and I panicked!	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
4251	Have no worries, it is just a spiky situation.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
4252	That butte development back there? Called ‘Herbivore Estates’. Just sayin’, dude.	1.0714	0.02615	98	91	7	0
4253	Its not so bad…now you can truly connect with people	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
4254	Hey there Gregory, we told you don’t eat the wild mushrooms growing over by the fence.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
4255	What happened? Personal fall	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4256	You know what's worse than a guileless saguaro? A quill-less guileless saguaro!	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4257	Yeah… That P.A. I saw said this could happen.	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
4258	I have an extra bottle of Rogaine I can give you.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4259	Pashmaam	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4260	Hey man, don’t worry. Spines are ‘for the ladies.’	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4261	Sorry, I had to sneeze. These damn summer colds are kicking my butt.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
4262	This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a BOLD new look	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
4263	Having your prickles turn grey was a sign of maturity, but this is a mid-life crisis! Now you're as soft as a baby's bottom!	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4264	I'm sorry I bristled at your comment.	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4265	This is not Burma, shave!	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4266	Cheer up Spike. Think of the savings on wax.”	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4267	I understand that getting too much sun can cause that.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4268	Buddy, I get that you're hoping to get on "Naked and Afraid," I just hope you don't get eaten first.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4269	It’s not worth losing your spines over!	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4270	I told you that I thought I saw a bald spot a while ago. Now you don’t even have enough for a comb over.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4271	Psst next time don’t shake so much.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4272	The two cacti are sad because they need to separation.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4273	That’s a sticky point	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4274	I need to work on my boundaries.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4275	Why are you being so prickly?	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
4276	‘I told you electrolysis was a mistake! ‘	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
4277	You should try Keeps.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
4278	I told you, to stop washing your hair with hot water!!	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
4279	Uh,Clark. This is not a mast year!	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
4280	I didn't mean to scare you spineless.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4281	I told you your attitude was too prickley!	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4282	Perhaps you have been performing "YMCA" too often?	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4283	It’s been a prickly relationship, but we can make it work!	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4284	I didn't realize male-pattern baldness ran in your family.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4285	Oncologic ally speaking, you may be in trouble.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4286	I told you that Rogaine did not have a "u" in the name!	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4287	Again Harry, I’m so sorry about the lilo. I know how much you loved it.	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
4288	I never called you spineless before.	1.0686	0.02516	102	95	7	0
4289	Who’s your aesthetician?	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4290	Ok. So you didn’t know grooming is over. Relax, it’ll grow back.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4291	I’d suggest getting a gun but the local Democrats decided you don’t have a right to defend yourself.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4292	If you think that's bad, check out what's left of my friend here to my left!	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4293	Uggh, sometimes your such a prick Phil.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4294	It‘s Not „god shave the King“, you know!	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4295	Put them back or you'll get a really bad burn.	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
4296	My bark is worse than my bite. My thorn is worse than my horn…e…I’m a nice guy…really.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4297	Being spineless might risk you to others taking advantage of you	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4298	Liberal… so you don’t like talking politics???	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
4299	When I said you were being a prick and should lose the edge, this is not what I meant.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4300	I told you that was hair remover not sunscreen .	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
4301	On the bright side, showing some nopal is in now.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
4302	She said she was joking about putting Nair in your shampoo...	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
4303	You won. Your porcupine repellent works better.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
4304	You know we’re not getting paid for this, right…	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
4305	Limbs up! Needles down!	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
4306	I know I promised, but I just can't.	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
4307	Dont be so prickly.Turn around and look me in the eyes when you argue with me!	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4308	I love it when you're vulnerable.	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4309	I told you catastrophic things happen when you put your arm up... Public indecency is life in the artic man.	1.0667	0.03462	90	86	2	2
4310	Take it easy. There isn't any point to our pricks, anyway.	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
4311	Don't be sad, honey. I'll give you some of My needles."	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
4312	Please give me a chance. I am not nearly as pricklish on the inside.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
4313	My brother-in-law was spineless too and my sister didn't desert him.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
4314	Okay for you Mr. Prickless	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
4315	It took the prick out of me	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
4316	It's from stress - take some lexapro for awhile and it'll grow back	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
4317	When did you stop being a prick all of a sudden?	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
4318	Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria?	1.0659	0.03047	91	86	4	1
4319	Don't worry, women dig the bald look.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
4320	YOU DIDN'T SHAVE?! NO HUGS FOR YOU TODAY, PAL!	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
4321	I don’t care what anyone says. You look more virile that way.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
4322	It's GLObal warming...the sun's GLOw caused your GLOchids to fall out!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
4323	Are you scared of lil ol’ me?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
4324	That's why you use skincare, to prevent anti aging	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
4325	Oh, Am I too old? I can't make you thorny anymore?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
4326	Don't worry. It could happen to anyone.	1.0654	0.02402	107	100	7	0
4327	Coward, you haven't even got enough spine to stand up to a baby coyote."	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
4328	I see you’re ready for your strip search.	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
4329	Scared the Prick out of you didn't it!	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
4330	I said Texas Hold'em not "Shave'em"	1.0652	0.03015	92	87	4	1
4331	Don't give them the satisfaction.	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
4332	Gaza in 2045	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
4333	Do they have sunscreen for cacti?	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
4334	You just saw the ghost of John Wayne.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
4335	We will go to a desert in Turkey and come back without any one knowing.	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
4336	Sorry if my first opinion came across as too prickly.	1.0648	0.02380	108	101	7	0
4337	I thought you’d be all prickly about it!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4338	Trust me, you gotta use the doctor I went to in Istanbul	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4339	You can still be Spike The Tackle Dummy, just keep signaling Touchdown!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4340	WOW.....that SUUKS !	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4341	Look on the bright side. At least you won’t be nibbled to death now!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4342	I really had to poop but when I went,I pushed so hard that my pricks fell off.	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
4343	Hey smooth face, I'm here for you whenever you feel pricklish!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4344	Which cactus-scaping tool do you recommend?	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4345	Fred, relax. They were stupid robbers, they thought you had money in your pockets.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
4346	I'd be up in arms too, if I had Alopecia Areata, for cacti.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4347	I told you to use sunblock.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4348	I thought you told me you were taking the new thorn loss medication!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4349	Guess it's time for plugs--and trust me, you'll want to grab some little blue pills while you're at it.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
4350	So the prickle prankster plucked ya plenty!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4351	…and they put Kevin in a pot.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
4352	I’m as tired of talking about our anxious-avoidant cycle as you are of hearing about it.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4353	I know. I did say, 'you need to shed your prickliness', but I meant it as a figure of speech.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
4354	I told him not to try to compete with that porcupine, but he didn't listen!	1.0625	0.02891	96	91	4	1
4355	well, so much for your sharp retort	1.0625	0.02483	96	90	6	0
4356	Cheer up! You're not spineless, You're huggable!	1.0625	0.02483	96	90	6	0
4357	Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention Evolution had side effects	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
4358	Researchers discover the first reported case of cacti Trichotillomanias.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
4359	On a positive note these will look great on your ‘OnlyPlants’ account.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
4360	I can lend you my taser for the herbivores, but, as far as sunscreen, an umbrella, and bottled water go, you’re on your own.”	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
4361	Oh no, tuition bills must be out.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
4362	Wait, don’t go. I should have told you this wasn’t a Brazilian cacti party.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
4363	The boss wasn't having a good day today, was he?	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
4364	You're not a prickly pear,are you?	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
4365	Scared prickless	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
4366	Shaving is only masochistic if you cut yourself.	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
4367	" Don't call me a Prickly again!	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
4368	You fool! Do you think that will make you any more huggable? Kevin Murphy Thornhill, Ontario, Canada	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
4369	I told you to use Head and Shoulders, man.	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
4370	Being bald makes you more cuddly!	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
4371	Don’t worry, it happens to lots of cacti.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
4372	I can't believe you still have back spines.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
4373	You say he were carrying a pin cushion?	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
4374	Did you think that was the sun block? I keep it right next to my depilatory.	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
4375	Told you to stop drinking so much water!	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
4376	Prick	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
4377	Don’t say I didn’t warn you!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
4378	You're lucky. Now, they won't harass you with the " big french tickler" bit.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
4379	Dude, why did you shave? It’s the middle of winter!	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
4380	I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be such a prick.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
4381	That was Nair?	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
4382	« you gave in to fashion….what about women struggles ?! »	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
4383	Death…death…DEATH. Creeping death, the adjacent to our lives like a shadow, like each exhale, making every grain in our hourglasses precious.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
4384	Cheer up and just think. We could be porcupines covered with quills.	1.0594	0.02364	101	95	6	0
4385	At least you can scratch your head over it.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4386	I warned you about that barber but you wouldn	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4387	Sorry, but this year I'll be keeping my hallucinogenic buttons for the Spring breakers.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4388	Caught with your Pricks down	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4389	Wait, Prickly Heat isn’t contagious.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4390	Don’t worry. It’s almost five o’clock.	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
4391	Then when I was nine, I had this other disease….	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
4392	Stop being so sensitive!	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
4393	Dude, they didn't know you were home. Next time just knock. Diego Garcia-Phillips, NYC	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
4394	The testosterone works wonders.	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
4395	Don't worry dude, smooth is in nowadays; besides, your girlfriend still thinks your a big prick..."	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
4396	Don’t feel ashamed, I take it as a compliment.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
4397	must have been the peyote you look 100 years younger	1.0575	0.02995	87	83	3	1
4398	It’s in our vows. I’ll love you and stand by you even when your pricks fall off.	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
4399	When I get my driver's license, my "slowing signal" has been perfected.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
4400	He said just a tip.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
4401	I'm sorry for calling you spineless. Water under the mucilage?	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
4402	Sure we can live up to 200 years but that doesn’t mean we won’t have some sicknesses.	1.0568	0.02962	88	84	3	1
4403	Put your bare arms up. My arms are armed.	1.0568	0.02962	88	84	3	1
4404	PRICKLY PEAR.. PRICKLY CACTUS.....JUST WRITE IT OFF TO STRESS.. NATURE WILL PROVIDE...EVENTUALY YOUR NEEDLE DEFENSE SYSTEM WILL RETURN TO PROTECTIVE STRENGTH..	1.0568	0.02482	88	83	5	0
4405	I still don't want to hug you	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
4406	Would you like some of my glochids? I have plenty to share.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
4407	Sun block and Rogaine.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
4408	You’re Needleless	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
4409	C’mon. You’re supposed to be a smart plant. Don’t you know it gets cold at night in the dessert?	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
4410	Don't worry, honey...the doctor said they'd all grow back after chemo finished	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
4411	I thought I told you to google spineless, not to go spineless. Sheesh. 🙄	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4412	It’s not you, it’s me … I’ve just been a little prickly lately …	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4413	Yea, I don't think I can reach that spot on your back either to shave it"	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
4414	Sticking ‘em up is not a spineless act.	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
4415	I appreciate you’re feeling very vulnerable right now Carl, but I just don’t understand how you can identify as a cucumber?	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
4416	I’ll grant you some money back, but from now on use Turbo Tax.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
4417	Birthday suit at the costume party	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
4418	I TOLD you to wear sunscreen.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
4419	This is why no one wants to buy you for Christmas, Frank.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
4420	See, a little shave and you no longer look like a complete prick.	1.0543	0.02835	92	88	3	1
4421	I wish you hadn’t undressed.	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
4422	I was talking about the awesome sight of a 'man escaping' under the moonlight--like from the police.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
4423	Thorin, I told you not to question the qualified immunity of those pricks that swore to serve and protect.	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
4424	Dang! Saguaro gonna do now, Bill?	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
4425	If I had a mirror you wouldn't ignore me.	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
4426	You look kinda scared. Are ya OK bud? There might be some treatments …	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
4427	How did you get the idea that this is a clothing-optional beach?!	1.0533	0.03229	75	72	2	1
4428	How many times did I tell you not to have me scratch your back!	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
4429	You shouldn't have flipped the double bird.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
4430	I had no idea I would frighten you. I thought you knew I was here!	1.0526	0.03187	76	73	2	1
4431	I hope you didn't think I was being defensive.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
4432	You should see a skin doctor. Bill Hill Encino, CA	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4433	Say, whare 'o stickers go?	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4434	How many times do I have to tell you? It’s ‘cacti’ NOT ‘cactme.’	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4435	This isn't a naked desert !	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4436	Well, sometimes even your prickles can be too prickly!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4437	Don't be scared, they always think in the desert nobody's watching.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4438	Why does this always happen when I mess up the choreography?!	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
4439	Thanks for taking one for the team	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
4440	I always thought you were prickless	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
4441	I know it's been raining a lot lately, but I think you're still gonna need those...	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
4442	Don’t worry Bill, as long as you didn’t go bald on your face too you should be okay.	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
4443	They say stress affects your virility!	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
4444	Are you still on pins and needles?	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
4445	So back in the office?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
4446	Oh, God! shave me too	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
4447	Well, I guess this little peyote does go ‘wee wee wee’ all the home	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
4448	Oh, no! Did that evil magician say you were spineless, and then make it so?	1.0506	0.03067	79	76	2	1
4449	Drop your prickles all you want - you will never be a Christmas cactus!”	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
4450	Sorry about the side effects of your chemo	1.0506	0.03067	79	76	2	1
4451	Ironically, this must be a stinging feeling for you	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
4452	A sad cactus being all alone while the other cactus tries to comfort the other	1.0505	0.02212	99	94	5	0
4453	Let me slip into something more comfortable.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
4454	I told you not to put off starting Cactoxodil.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
4455	You used to be such a prickly pear… now you’re just so sweet.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
4456	Don’t worry, you aren’t bald - just balding.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4457	Dude, no amount of Ragaine is going to take care of that.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4458	Come on man, you don't want to just pointlessly stand in the desert, do you?	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4459	Heck of a sneeze, now your butt’s in the breeze -Old Caci Proverb	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4460	You don't have to be like that, there's therapy	1.0494	0.02992	81	78	2	1
4461	Anne Marie, Bob Dylan knows nothing	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4462	I know 2000’s trends are back, but you don’t have to try all of them.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4463	Well ..I told you climate change requires more frequent applications of lotion! At least you still have a few prickles.	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
4464	Dude! Your alopecia is out of control!	1.0490	0.02148	102	97	5	0
4465	Yo, no stick, no sweat, man.	1.0482	0.02921	83	80	2	1
4466	I'm not either a prick,... take that back.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
4467	Look at it this way--you're not shedding, you're shredding.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
4468	Don’t look now…	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
4469	You’re still a prick, Chad.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
4470	You know tumbleweed makes you paranoid.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
4471	Actually, I'd call it a NON-sticky situation.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
4472	Dont take it so hard--this kind of thing happens to lots of guys when they get horny.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
4473	Dude - I was only needling you!	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
4474	But listen, body hair isn't masculine OR feminine. Can your hair feeling "gross" really be meaningfully seperated from the latent sense that you're failing as a woman somehow just for having hair on your body? Also you're gonna get eaten by lizards.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
4475	Have you ever considered Rogaine?	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
4476	You're a cactus that's lost its prickles.	1.0460	0.02258	87	83	4	0
4477	Don’t you judge me for being less of a prick.	1.0460	0.02258	87	83	4	0
4478	At least your qi is balanced now.	1.0455	0.02757	88	85	2	1
4479	Isn't this a little extreme to being called prickly?	1.0455	0.02233	88	84	4	0
4480	There, there. Spine plugs have come a long way since the ‘90s.	1.0455	0.03367	66	64	1	1
4481	Knew you would freeze when we had to do the walk like an Egyptian dance	1.0455	0.02233	88	84	4	0
4482	..Hello My Friend ..	1.0449	0.02726	89	86	2	1
4483	You’ve got to stop getting so unprickly every time I tell you what I‘’ve heard. It’s not that bad.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
4484	Any reason you don’t wanna give me a high five ?	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
4485	OK, weird, no longer a hypothetical - is a cactus still a cactus if he loses his thorns? And... Tempe, Arizona, you're on the clock!	1.0444	0.02696	90	87	2	1
4486	I meant to tell you about the rash. I just forgot.	1.0444	0.02184	90	86	4	0
4487	Ah, spring harvest. Can i borrow your razor?	1.0440	0.02161	91	87	4	0
4488	If you learn to spell desert, they won't desert you.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
4489	You said you'd stop being so prickly with me but now in its place you've gone completely naked in public!	1.0435	0.02138	92	88	4	0
4490	Don't be stressed Bruce, they're just fans at a golf tournament.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4491	I know, Elmer, things can get a little prickly between us at times.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
4492	Didn't I tell you that cheap shampoo would make your hair fall out?" Tom Devlin, Darien, C	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
4493	That's not what I meant by divesting your securities.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
4494	Are you getting ready for summer?	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4495	Valentine’s day?	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
4496	Is this what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with, cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish.	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
4497	Don't worry - they'll grow back as soon as you lower your left arm.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
4498	Don’t be embarrassed, not everyone can last long.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
4499	This is a prickly situation and - face it ... you don't have what it takes.	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
4500	I am sorry, Pal. That spot of yours seems to be awfully drafty. Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texas	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
4501	Rogaine worked for my brother-in-law. But it took Forever to figure out where each hair belonged.	1.0385	0.01895	104	100	4	0
4502	Let’s meet in the basement.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
4503	What do you think you’re a porcupine now? I’m not gonna hurt ya.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
4504	Yeah- you are looking less sharp today- maybe try smiling instead?	1.0375	0.02137	80	77	3	0
4505	Look, I realize I can be a little prickly at times.	1.0366	0.02086	82	79	3	0
4506	Maybe needle-less will be the new black.	1.0366	0.02086	82	79	3	0
4507	Girl, no. It's back in.	1.0361	0.02061	83	80	3	0
4508	How was I supposed to know you were prickle-ish?	1.0353	0.02618	85	83	1	1
4509	Maybe you’ll grow a new coat in the winter?	1.0353	0.02013	85	82	3	0
4510	Whoa! My needle phobia hypnosis really works!	1.0349	0.02588	86	84	1	1
4511	Don’t worry—a bald cactus can still be attractive!	1.0345	0.01968	87	84	3	0
4512	It's genetic - nothing you can do about it!	1.0337	0.02501	89	87	1	1
4513	You have lost your innate defense mechanism, but what was it protecting you from? A quick, clean death? You will now sprint to the Kingdom of Heaven and I, solitary and nearly permanent, will be the only one of us to have truly been maimed.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4514	Sh*t, I got the Macarena wrong again…	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
4515	I GUESS YOU DID NOT HEAR ABOUT OUR WATER SHORTAGE !	1.0323	0.01842	93	90	3	0
4516	What’s up ya prick?	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
4517	I'm not high maintenance—then again, you might handle me with kid gloves.	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
4518	Myrtle, I told you, it was Nair...Not sunscreen!	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
4519	There’s always Rogaine!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
4520	Yours for only $19.99. Order now and we'll send a second one free.	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
4521	Sorry Hon, I know it doesn’t make any sense, but if not people will be saying you’re a hippie dirty girl…	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
4522	Your all surface!	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
4523	It's usually genetic. Was your mother's father a maple tree?	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
4524	Damn it Jerry- method acting means commitment! You can’t handle it any more. You’re the last Christmas tree Jerry.	1.0253	0.01779	79	77	2	0
4525	You're suffering from razor burn, I know.	1.0250	0.01757	80	78	2	0
4526	Who are you and where’s Marv?	1.0250	0.01757	80	78	2	0
4527	Alopecia, it comes for us all.	1.0238	0.01673	84	82	2	0
4528	This climate change business scares the prick out of me.	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
4529	Is it spikey in here or it is just me?	1.0147	0.01482	68	67	1	0
4530	When you feel like a prick, but you're just not nailing the look.	1.0137	0.01379	73	72	1	0
4531	You should check out that new website Hims.	1.0137	0.01379	73	72	1	0
4532	Hey at least you don’t have to pay for waxing anymore.	1.0132	0.01325	76	75	1	0
4533	going to target to get a Stanley cup was not a bright idea	1.0105	0.01058	95	94	1	0

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