Contest #886


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You're a lifeguard, Larry. You can't keep working from home. 1.8158 0.02026 1705 782 455 468
1 It's not the sound of gentle waves kissing the shore, Walter. It's the dishwasher. 1.7897 0.01681 2330 1063 694 573
2 When you get back from vacation we need to talk. 1.7582 0.02025 1489 678 493 318
3 When we agreed to take separate vacations, I hoped you'd go somewhere else. 1.7223 0.01568 2859 1512 629 718
4 It's low tide now so you can roll the garbage bin back up the driveway. 1.7042 0.02070 1396 685 439 272
5 When you get back, take out the garbage. 1.6947 0.01808 1749 848 587 314
6 Maybe next week you can pretend to be gainfully employed. 1.6918 0.01754 2005 1022 579 404
7 Don’t get too comfortable, Jimmy Buffett. It’s your turn to shovel the driveway. 1.6847 0.02041 1513 790 410 313
8 For god’s sake just tell your 37 followers we couldn’t afford a real vacation. 1.6719 0.02306 1085 549 343 193
9 I still can’t believe you went on a staycation without me. 1.6700 0.02148 1300 675 379 246
10 If you close your eyes, the dishwasher sounds exactly like the ocean. 1.6600 0.01490 2641 1376 787 478
11 For the last time, I'm sorry that I didn't book the flights on time! 1.6447 0.01893 1638 875 470 293
12 Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant, when they said dress for the job you want 1.6430 0.02106 1280 673 391 216
13 I've arranged for you to have an early check out. 1.6367 0.02556 889 478 256 155
14 For the next contest you enter, I suggest you read the fine print." 1.6350 0.01899 1581 844 470 267
15 Take all the fries you want. He's been dead for a week 1.6345 0.02826 829 481 170 178
16 By prepare for vacation, I was thinking maybe you might get the luggage out of the attic. 1.6339 0.01795 1732 916 534 282
17 I said secluded, not deluded. 1.6329 0.02298 1057 560 325 172
18 I really don't think I need to do your back. 1.6328 0.01990 1397 737 436 224
19 I'm so glad you found a way to work within our budget. 1.6283 0.01812 1609 835 537 237
20 You seem distant. 1.6193 0.01649 1970 1045 630 295
21 You seem to be in a better mood now that my parents have left. 1.6189 0.01831 1703 934 484 285
22 OK, you can turn on the AC. 1.6040 0.01903 1389 733 473 183
23 Okay! I'll turn down the thermostat. 1.6014 0.02456 858 461 278 119
24 I appreciate your foresight, but it says here that sea levels aren’t expected to reach us for quite a few years. 1.5970 0.02013 1315 722 401 192
25 You’re sure this is easier than taking the Prozac? 1.5934 0.01872 1515 835 461 219
26 The seagull was a nice touch. Still no. 1.5906 0.02565 811 450 243 118
27 I wish you wouldn't bring your gull friend into our home. 1.5892 0.01950 1480 845 398 237
28 If that thing craps on the floor, the beach is closed. 1.5871 0.02431 947 541 256 150
29 Just use a Zoom filter like the rest of us. 1.5820 0.02720 713 399 213 101
30 I’m glad we’re taking separate staycations. 1.5810 0.02367 938 525 281 132
31 You still have to take out the garbage. 1.5743 0.01687 1952 1134 515 303
32 Ok. Fine. I’ll turn the heat down a little. 1.5730 0.02977 562 311 180 71
33 My mother warned me about marrying a dermatologist. 1.5727 0.01698 2352 1514 329 509
34 While you're on vacation don't forget to tip the help. 1.5650 0.01992 1361 792 369 200
35 Better give me all your passwords before high tide.” 1.5595 0.01834 1950 1258 293 399
36 S-O-N. I said quality time with your SON. 1.5531 0.02490 828 480 238 110
37 Yes George, I know you suffer from jet lag but we returned from Hawaii three weeks ago. 1.5518 0.02015 1236 711 368 157
38 I don’t think taking separate vacations is working out as I thought it would. 1.5454 0.02327 882 502 279 101
39 Cute. Retirement looks good on you, dear. 1.5443 0.02036 1141 648 365 128
40 I know the difference between 'working remotely' and 'fired a month ago'. 1.5431 0.02057 1357 841 295 221
41 Please stop calling me your Bahama Mama! 1.5376 0.02165 1051 614 309 128
42 When you get back from the Caribbean, the garbage needs to be taken out. 1.5329 0.02110 1231 759 288 184
43 Be melodramatic, but the AC stays off until May. 1.5321 0.02321 951 570 256 125
44 You’ve been distant lately. 1.5319 0.02261 955 561 280 114
45 I miss the inflatable cabana boy. 1.5319 0.02514 799 476 221 102
46 I'm not making ocean sounds for you, Gary. 1.5244 0.02215 1087 671 262 154
47 Can I stop making ocean noises now? 1.5230 0.02171 1088 662 283 143
48 No, I have not found your lost shaker of salt 1.5170 0.02794 646 394 170 82
49 It's still February on this side of the room. 1.5169 0.02223 917 536 288 93
50 I can't believe you booked this on Expedia. 1.5134 0.02903 596 365 156 75
51 Welcome to Club Meh. 1.5134 0.02298 933 567 253 113
52 If you can work from home, I can vacation here. 1.5107 0.02485 748 445 224 79
53 You've made your point, dear. We can turn down the thermostat. 1.5100 0.02368 904 559 229 116
54 It says here you should remain perfectly still. 1.5091 0.02553 715 428 210 77
55 It isn't five o'clock here! 1.5071 0.02571 708 426 205 77
56 Great news, we stayed within our travel budget... 1.5062 0.02323 881 534 248 99
57 Amazon says the sand will be here by 2:00. 1.5049 0.02407 915 581 206 128
58 Can you go be retired in another room? 1.5037 0.02451 814 501 216 97
59 Aren't you suppose to be in the Senate this week to vote on something? 1.5006 0.02705 787 521 138 128
60 It’s five o’clock somewhere else. 1.4974 0.02633 782 507 161 114
61 How long will you be away? 1.4949 0.02546 784 497 186 101
62 You spoil that bird. 1.4941 0.02433 761 461 224 76
63 The seagull has spoken, Derek. It's your turn to do the dishes. 1.4926 0.02774 605 372 168 65
64 If you're smart you'll keep that hat on. 1.4922 0.02747 707 459 148 100
65 You know, a fake tan would pair well with your clip-on seagull. 1.4919 0.02646 740 475 166 99
66 Because I don't own a grass skirt. 1.4908 0.02804 599 371 162 66
67 Pretend all you wish. You still have to shovel the walk! 1.4908 0.02531 758 475 194 89
68 Did you remember to use sunblock? 1.4880 0.02854 582 363 154 65
69 Just get the vaccine already Frank 1.4867 0.03023 565 365 125 75
70 Why you have sunglasses on indoors is about the fifth thing I wanna ask about you right now. 1.4867 0.02744 637 400 164 73
71 Wasting away again in Minneapolis, Dad? 1.4855 0.02780 653 419 151 83
72 Think you'll be back for dinner? 1.4854 0.02655 686 433 173 80
73 You know Stan, it'd be easier to just fix the thermostat 1.4851 0.02553 703 435 195 73
74 I see you and Jonathan Livingston are enjoying your staycation. 1.4846 0.02839 553 339 160 54
75 How’s the water? 1.4813 0.02838 534 325 161 48
76 OK, I'll turn down the heat. 1.4809 0.02558 707 442 190 75
77 Sure, it's all fun and games until the tide comes in." 1.4808 0.02819 574 357 158 59
78 The Jersey shore, right? Now do the Grand Canyon. 1.4798 0.02912 669 454 109 106
79 It’s 5 a.m. somewhere, too. 1.4777 0.02671 649 408 172 69
80 Sweetie, are you coming home this weekend? 1.4764 0.02853 615 399 139 77
81 I regret installing that skylight. 1.4755 0.02616 633 390 185 58
82 Amazon says your 10,000 cubic feet of sand will be delivered Wednesday. 1.4736 0.02779 606 385 155 66
83 I hope you’re wearing bird block. 1.4724 0.02883 544 342 147 55
84 I'm just saying, a sun lamp wouldn't have pooped all over the kitchen. 1.4686 0.02840 621 408 135 78
85 Is it me, or are you actually getting tan? 1.4682 0.03114 472 300 123 49
86 Yes, I get it. Global warming is real. 1.4677 0.02990 496 312 136 48
87 Look, maybe travel writing is just not a work-from-home kind of job. 1.4672 0.03048 548 363 114 71
88 Well, look at you. Try pretending you also have room service and housekeeping for a whole week. 1.4669 0.02933 574 376 128 70
89 When I said go to your happy place, I meant figuratively not literally! 1.4659 0.02887 586 383 133 70
90 Good grief, Harold. I only turned the thermostat up one degree. 1.4646 0.03056 551 368 110 73
91 Don’t bring any of that sand to bed” 1.4642 0.02937 530 339 136 55
92 Next year, let’s staycation together. 1.4636 0.02999 481 302 135 44
93 Is this because I said no to that timeshare? 1.4634 0.02850 546 346 147 53
94 How’s your zoom cruise going? 1.4633 0.02807 600 389 144 67
95 If you want me to turn off the radiator just say so. 1.4632 0.02889 557 359 138 60
96 I warned you ... They'll find the fries anywhere! 1.4631 0.02834 609 400 136 73
97 I can't believe you went on staycation without me. 1.4625 0.03035 586 400 101 85
98 Can it be 5 o’ clock somewhere else? 1.4617 0.02986 509 326 131 52
99 And I booked you for 'Yoga with Jill' in the hallway. 1.4606 0.03092 508 334 114 60
100 I’m sorry our flight was cancelled too but get over it! 1.4605 0.02952 532 344 131 57
101 Jonathan Livingroom Seagull 1.4601 0.02986 552 365 120 67
102 Well, aren't we the picture of work-life balance? 1.4596 0.02964 520 335 131 54
103 I can tolerate most of your hints about a Florida vacation, but if that seagull craps in the kitchen one more time, I will kill it with the pointy end of your umbrella! 1.4591 0.03180 464 302 111 51
104 Am I blocking your view? 1.4589 0.02932 560 368 127 65
105 When you return could you please shovel the driveway? 1.4589 0.02983 547 361 121 65
106 I can’t believe you went on vacation without me. 1.4588 0.03090 497 325 116 56
107 For God's sake, give him a fry! 1.4586 0.02891 532 340 140 52
108 Enjoy yourself Frank. It's as close to Florida as we're going. 1.4585 0.03440 386 249 97 40
109 I see you're making the most of your staycation. 1.4582 0.03121 467 301 118 48
110 I prefer not to waste away in Magaritaville. 1.4573 0.03130 468 303 116 49
111 For an authentic experience why don't you let him steal your fries? 1.4566 0.03174 519 353 95 71
112 I told your boss that you're under the weather. 1.4551 0.03188 468 308 107 53
113 Working remote today? 1.4549 0.02846 565 367 139 59
114 This is where I draw a line in the sand. 1.4515 0.03076 485 317 117 51
115 To make it more realistic, I charged you $40 for parking. 1.4512 0.03292 492 340 82 70
116 It's snowing back home. 1.4511 0.03260 399 254 110 35
117 I just feel we’re not in the same place anymore. 1.4499 0.03152 489 327 104 58
118 I am not wearing a bikini. 1.4494 0.03048 494 324 118 52
119 I don't mind you flying South for the winter, but who is this strange man you brought back with you? 1.4484 0.03248 475 322 93 60
120 So, the Prozac is working, then? 1.4479 0.03135 451 293 114 44
121 The therapist was right, separate vacations was a good idea. 1.4466 0.03141 459 301 111 47
122 No, it's not the same thing. I'm working remotely and you're not even remotely working. 1.4463 0.03515 428 297 71 60
123 It’s not you. I just feel like we’re at different places in our lives right now. 1.4455 0.03432 404 270 88 46
124 Why, yes, I'd be happy to bury you in the sand. 1.4452 0.03310 447 302 91 54
125 I know they say to dress for the job you want but I don’t think “Beach” is actually a real one. 1.4450 0.03245 391 249 110 32
126 One of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.4447 0.03339 425 284 93 48
127 Get your own mai tai. 1.4428 0.03091 472 311 113 48
128 You look like a New Yorker cartoon. 1.4428 0.03194 463 310 101 52
129 Once again, I don't know where your shaker of salt is. 1.4413 0.03177 494 338 94 62
130 You can stay, but your friend in the hat has to go. 1.4402 0.03268 443 298 95 50
131 You do know we are out of quarantine, right? 1.4372 0.03351 366 236 100 30
132 You’re not fooling anyone except yourself and maybe that seagull. We both are still working from home. 1.4365 0.03233 378 241 109 28
133 Retirement without money sucks doesn’t it? 1.4358 0.03581 397 276 69 52
134 This changes nothing. Life with you is still no day at the beach. 1.4351 0.03240 462 316 91 55
135 I am surfing, Frank. And no, I'm not wearing that mermaid costume again 1.4350 0.03589 354 237 80 37
136 We are not covering the floor with sand! 1.4335 0.03393 376 248 93 35
137 Actually, you're the first Airbnb guest to take advantage of our off-season winter rates. 1.4329 0.03359 432 297 83 52
138 Today’s forecast calls for partial sun with a strong chance of afternoon chores. 1.4323 0.03554 421 299 62 60
139 Ok, you win. Lower the thermostat. 1.4299 0.03282 428 290 92 46
140 You still have to go shovel the snow outside 1.4286 0.03394 406 277 84 45
141 What the hell do you MEAN you’re whale watching? 1.4286 0.03939 343 245 49 49
142 Lucky you remembered the hat. 1.4282 0.03287 418 282 93 43
143 Is it me or does this beach feel “lived in”? 1.4278 0.03431 360 238 90 32
144 I tried to tell you the seagull was only following you around for your fries, and you still let it go to your head. 1.4250 0.03338 360 235 97 28
145 I’m kinda liking our separate staycations. 1.4241 0.03195 415 276 102 37
146 Are you there yet? 1.4234 0.03164 385 249 109 27
147 What do you think about an Alaskan cruise? 1.4228 0.03457 324 210 91 23
148 Didn’t the relaxation exercise say to “imagine” you are on a beach?” 1.4224 0.03464 348 231 87 30
149 I think separate vacations was a good idea! 1.4212 0.03417 368 247 87 34
150 Is “staycation” hyphenated? Asking for a friend’s attorney. 1.4209 0.03404 392 268 83 41
151 I know you're still mourning Jimmy, but that isn't a parrot. 1.4206 0.03668 321 216 75 30
152 Fine, I'll call the roofer. 1.4193 0.03314 384 257 93 34
153 You want some sunscreen, or should I just close the drapes? 1.4187 0.03728 320 218 70 32
154 How many of those gummies did you take? 1.4185 0.03626 368 258 66 44
155 Maybe the drink service is bad because you didn't tip your waitress 1.4179 0.03655 347 240 69 38
156 And don’t think I won’t forget that you didn’t invite me on your staycation, Harold . 1.4178 0.03603 371 260 67 44
157 You’re really nailing this staycation honey 1.4174 0.03535 357 244 77 36
158 You knew I couldn't take off the same week. 1.4164 0.03402 353 235 89 29
159 That's not a parrot and you're no Jimmy Buffett. 1.4157 0.03428 356 239 86 31
160 For the last time... NO! We are not going to put in a swim-up bar in the living room! 1.4144 0.03518 333 223 82 28
161 I'm pretty sure the doctor recommended a topical treatment. 1.4138 0.03656 377 270 58 49
162 Don’t be so passive aggressive — I just said, “Relax”. 1.4132 0.03696 317 216 71 30
163 Can you take your quiet quitting into another room? 1.4118 0.03646 323 220 73 30
164 Well this article still recommends spf 50 1.4118 0.03286 374 250 94 30
165 When you get home, call me. 1.4116 0.03687 362 258 59 45
166 I get the hint but we are not lowering the thermostat. 1.4113 0.03427 372 255 81 36
167 You're in New York, it's still winter, and that's a pigeon, not a parrot. 1.4110 0.03382 382 262 83 37
168 I don’t care that it’s your birthday, I am NOT role-playing your Baywatch fantasy. 1.4109 0.03478 331 221 84 26
169 I'm still not turning the thermostat down. 1.4100 0.03697 300 202 73 25
170 So I'll just search, book and pay while you carry on practicing up for it. 1.4099 0.03599 322 218 76 28
171 Let me guess, the travel agency got a hold of your financial statement? 1.4095 0.03609 337 232 72 33
172 I feel like you're doing work from home better than I am. 1.4091 0.03403 352 237 86 29
173 I was talking to the bird. 1.4086 0.03270 350 230 97 23
174 You’re in a different time zone. Dinner was three hours ago. 1.4078 0.03871 309 217 58 34
175 Honey, the bird is staring again. 1.4077 0.03748 287 193 71 23
176 Can you get that bird to fly over here with one of your fries. 1.4068 0.03755 322 225 63 34
177 Why don't you put on sunscreen while I Google "divorce lawyer"? 1.4066 0.03671 332 231 67 34
178 Your fantasy ends when your friend poops on the carpet. 1.4066 0.03911 332 241 47 44
179 The snow isn't going to shovel itself. 1.4058 0.03641 313 213 73 27
180 That skylight saved our marriage. 1.4051 0.03583 274 178 81 15
181 Actually I don't care about your Coney Island of the mind. 1.4043 0.03771 277 186 70 21
182 I think we have different ideas of what a "staycation" is. 1.4040 0.03362 354 239 87 28
183 You were right. The psychedelics do work better than antidepressants. 1.4024 0.04117 251 173 55 23
184 Can't you just wear a Life Is Good T-shirt like everyone else? 1.4013 0.03629 314 215 72 27
185 Yes, honey, I think SPF 30 is enough. 1.4013 0.03685 314 217 68 29
186 Ten letters, starts with D-E-L, clue is ‘holding beliefs about external reality despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary’. Any ideas? 1.4013 0.03820 314 222 58 34
187 Sulk all you want. It’s my year to pick and we’re going to England. 1.4012 0.03644 344 243 64 37
188 It's still your turn to change the diaper." 1.4011 0.03407 354 242 82 30
189 He only speaks Yiddish. He’s a Siegel. 1.4006 0.03740 317 222 63 32
190 Fine, I’ll turn the heat down. 1.4006 0.03426 322 215 85 22
191 Just please don't get a real bird. 1.4000 0.03592 315 215 74 26
192 You do you, but the seagull has to go. 1.4000 0.03607 320 220 72 28
193 If you weren’t such a cheap skate, you’d take me with you. 1.3993 0.04078 293 212 45 36
194 Later I’ll put on my bikini and walk past you a few times. 1.3993 0.03718 293 200 69 24
195 The only way you’ll be seeing waves is if I leave with the kids. 1.3963 0.04058 323 242 34 47
196 Yes, it's 5o'clock somewhere , but here it's 8a.m. Monday! 1.3954 0.03339 349 237 86 26
197 I still can’t believe the airline bought your “emotional support seagull” story. 1.3944 0.03846 322 233 51 38
198 Enjoy your staycation. I’m going to Cabo. 1.3944 0.03448 322 218 81 23
199 Look, it's Jonathan's living room seagull. 1.3939 0.03966 330 246 38 46
200 Alright, you can turn the heat down a few degrees. 1.3938 0.03601 320 222 70 28
201 And then she said, “Ask your husband, he’s the most sane guy I know.” 1.3932 0.03735 323 230 59 34
202 You’re right, I hardly notice the bird now. 1.3930 0.03818 285 198 62 25
203 All I can say is, thank God it's not a nude beach... 1.3922 0.04246 255 183 44 28
204 Honey, who's that person you're standing on? 1.3919 0.04389 273 205 29 39
205 Maybe next year we try an Awaycation 1.3907 0.03907 279 196 57 26
206 I see you are on vacation this week. 1.3906 0.04009 256 178 56 22
207 Is this what you meant by separate vacations? 1.3905 0.03786 274 188 65 21
208 It says here that vacation is a state of mind. What do you think? 1.3903 0.03624 310 215 69 26
209 So,you went on vacation without me again! 1.3898 0.03814 295 208 59 28
210 Fine. I’ll turn down the thermostat. 1.3889 0.03849 288 203 58 27
211 Can’t you just do Seasonal Affective Disorder like everybody else? 1.3887 0.03983 265 186 55 24
212 Alexa, play ocean waves... 1.3882 0.04385 255 188 35 32
213 I don't care if your thoughts are 1,000 miles away; your body still has to take out the garbage. 1.3875 0.03900 289 206 54 29
214 When you finish your drink, can you dig my car out? 1.3875 0.04278 240 171 45 24
215 I'm not letting you out of your cage any more, if you keep bringing home these tourists. 1.3873 0.04012 284 205 48 31
216 I’d say what YOU’RE doing is strange, but a seagull ignoring French fries has you beat. 1.3870 0.04019 292 213 45 34
217 I feel like a Gulf has opened up between us 1.3867 0.04043 256 180 53 23
218 You never win that New Yorker thing, might as well relax. 1.3858 0.03949 254 176 58 20
219 I will support your Jimmy Buffett phase, but I will not join your Jimmy Buffett phase. 1.3856 0.04244 236 167 47 22
220 I just took a relationship quiz online and it turns out we’re incompatible. 1.3855 0.03975 262 184 55 23
221 OK, you made your point. I'll turn the temperature down if you shovel the driveway. 1.3854 0.03908 288 206 53 29
222 They called from the virtual vacation agency. They want their bird back 1.3854 0.03813 301 215 56 30
223 I know we both work remotely, but remind me what it is you actually do. 1.3852 0.04264 244 175 44 25
224 Since when do lifeguards work from home? 1.3843 0.04119 268 194 45 29
225 Okay, you've made your point. I'll turn down the heat... 1.3836 0.03897 292 210 52 30
226 I've got to admit George, you take "staycation" to a whole new level. 1.3831 0.04249 248 179 43 26
227 It says remove the battery from the gull and wait ten seconds. 1.3828 0.03645 303 212 66 25
228 How much longer are you sitting shiva for Jimmy Buffett? 1.3825 0.04432 251 187 32 32
229 When did you get back? 1.3819 0.03873 288 206 54 28
230 When I'm talking to you, it feels like you're somewhere else. 1.3818 0.03547 296 203 73 20
231 The umbrella belongs in your drink. 1.3816 0.03624 283 194 70 19
232 I don’t care how much money you’re saving, Harold-it’s not « just like being in Maui. » 1.3811 0.03923 286 206 51 29
233 You win, George. I'll turn down the thermostat. 1.3804 0.03961 276 198 51 27
234 Your caption didn't make the finals again. 1.3795 0.03986 303 225 41 37
235 I miss Jimmy Buffet, too. 1.3794 0.03630 282 194 69 19
236 Stop rubbing retirement in my face, Ralph. 1.3793 0.04125 261 189 45 27
237 Sometimes I feel like we have completely separate lives. 1.3792 0.03858 269 189 58 22
238 High tide isn't for a few hours, dear. 1.3789 0.03637 285 197 68 20
239 Those damn gulls can find fries anywhere. 1.3788 0.03536 293 201 73 19
240 When are you going to shovel the driveway? 1.3788 0.03910 264 186 56 22
241 You can remove the shades. We're on the 46th Floor, and the bird flew in from the balcony. 1.3778 0.04055 225 155 55 15
242 Could you interrupt your staycation long enough to unload the dishwasher? 1.3777 0.03663 278 192 67 19
243 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a Florida room. 1.3768 0.03923 276 198 52 26
244 Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's your own damn fault. 1.3766 0.04596 231 173 29 29
245 Buffett's gone. Get over it. 1.3764 0.03690 271 187 66 18
246 They’re delivering the ocean tomorrow. 1.3763 0.03723 279 195 63 21
247 No …. Room service is NOT included in the Staycation package! 1.3763 0.03958 279 202 49 28
248 If another crab scuttles by, I’m going to my sister’s. 1.3760 0.04061 250 178 50 22
249 When you suggested separate vacations, this is not what I envisioned. 1.3759 0.03922 266 189 54 23
250 When you get back, the dishes and laundry need done. 1.3759 0.03660 266 182 68 16
251 ”Fine, turn down the heater. 1.3754 0.03662 293 206 64 23
252 Fine, you can turn the thermostat down. 1.3750 0.03793 264 184 61 19
253 Wasting away in Margaritaville again? 1.3739 0.04234 222 157 47 18
254 I love February in New York. 1.3735 0.04029 249 177 51 21
255 Is this another one of your staycations because I need an awaycation. 1.3730 0.04129 244 175 47 22
256 Mom, Dad's wasting away again in Margaritaville. 1.3722 0.04163 266 197 39 30
257 I was with you, until the bird. 1.3712 0.03801 229 155 63 11
258 It is, admittedly, a natural extension of working from home. 1.3709 0.04305 213 151 45 17
259 “This is not quite what I meant when I said, ‘ A cabana boy would be an interesting diversion.’ “ 1.3707 0.04065 259 188 46 25
260 Times up George, my next patient has arrived. 1.3706 0.04985 197 149 23 25
261 I draw the line at the gull. 1.3704 0.03765 270 190 60 20
262 Go ahead. Ask me for a daiquiri again. See what happens. 1.3704 0.04362 216 155 42 19
263 That's not what I expected when I said, 'Dress for the job you want.' 1.3701 0.04271 254 189 36 29
264 You could have invited me. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
265 By the way, the 'pool' needs a plunger. 1.3697 0.04025 284 211 41 32
266 I feel like you’re getting more out of this staycation than I am. 1.3695 0.04104 249 180 46 23
267 How are things in Margaritaville? 1.3692 0.03747 260 181 62 17
268 How long are you going to stay mad that we didn't go to the beach on vacation? 1.3692 0.03644 279 195 65 19
269 Did you book round trip or one way? 1.3690 0.04068 252 182 47 23
270 This is much better than moving to Florida, trust me. 1.3686 0.04266 236 172 41 23
271 New hat? 1.3681 0.03664 288 204 62 22
272 One of you has to go. And I frankly don’t have a preference. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
273 I like you, but I kinda get why mom doesn't." 1.3670 0.04425 218 159 38 21
274 I hear the kitchen is nice this time of year. 1.3669 0.03992 248 177 51 20
275 Did you remember to bring your charger? 1.3669 0.03823 278 200 54 24
276 Two more minutes and you can roll over. 1.3668 0.03986 259 187 49 23
277 No, Margaritaville is not on Google Maps. 1.3661 0.03963 254 182 51 21
278 Just a heads-up—I’m planning an Arctic adventure for next week. 1.3660 0.04146 235 169 46 20
279 You do know we're allowed outdoors now? 1.3660 0.03967 235 165 54 16
280 Why don’t you just get a motorcycle like all your friends? 1.3656 0.04157 227 162 47 18
281 Is it possible that you're taking this staycation idea a bit too far? 1.3651 0.03781 252 176 60 16
282 You left your surf board in the bath tub again. 1.3647 0.03911 255 182 53 20
283 Where are you this week? 1.3640 0.04095 228 162 49 17
284 Don't forget your pretend sunscreen. 1.3636 0.03884 242 170 56 16
285 Be careful. No man is an island. 1.3636 0.03818 231 159 60 12
286 What’s a 7 letter word for ‘get your own ice’? 1.3632 0.04203 212 150 47 15
287 All I did was turn the heat up. 1.3629 0.03732 248 172 62 14
288 This isn't what I meant when I said I wish you would stop working from home. 1.3624 0.04308 229 168 39 22
289 When the beach waiter comes back order me some fries too. 1.3623 0.04381 207 149 41 17
290 We're still not moving to Florida. 1.3619 0.03925 257 185 51 21
291 I liked it better when you wintered in the refrigerator. 1.3613 0.04145 238 173 44 21
292 Larry you really spoil that seagull 1.3607 0.04112 244 178 44 22
293 I really don’t think it is necessary to practice before we go on vacation. 1.3605 0.04028 233 166 50 17
294 Really!? All I did was up the thermostat to seventy. 1.3603 0.03782 247 173 59 15
295 Calling your unemployment 'a staycation' is like me calling my resentment 'a phase'. 1.3597 0.04196 253 189 37 27
296 "Not every day is a vacation with you either, Henry." 1.3596 0.04318 228 168 38 22
297 Oh come on, I only turned it up one degree 1.3593 0.04143 231 167 45 19
298 Let it go. Vacation is over. 1.3591 0.03936 220 153 55 12
299 You used to send postcards. 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
300 So are you gonna send me a postcard or what? 1.3589 0.04345 209 151 41 17
301 Enjoying the snow day? 1.3586 0.03520 251 171 70 10
302 OK, I get it — I’m a beach. 1.3580 0.03952 243 174 51 18
303 Your early retirement is getting annoying. 1.3577 0.04204 246 183 38 25
304 Don’t you think you’ve taken this ‘life is a beach’ thing too far? 1.3577 0.04002 246 178 48 20
305 It just feels like we're in completely different places in life 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
306 Thanks, the Wordle was 'beach.' 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
307 . Okay. You win. I’ll turn down the thermostat. 1.3574 0.03967 249 180 49 20
308 It's all fun and games until the seagull shits on your head, Jim. 1.3571 0.04278 224 164 40 20
309 You spoil that seagull. 1.3564 0.04221 202 143 46 13
310 The seagull is a nice touch, Sheldon, but it’s still your turn to shovel the walk. 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
311 News flash - there’s trouble in paradise. 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
312 Fine, I admit it! The thermostat is set too high. 1.3558 0.03992 267 198 43 26
313 Jonathan, I told you not to order the deluxe vacation-in-a-box. What are you going to do with that bird on Monday? 1.3557 0.04039 253 186 44 23
314 I begged you not to go off your meds. 1.3548 0.04471 217 162 33 22
315 No, I won't bring you the sunscreen. 1.3545 0.04184 220 159 44 17
316 Sorry, I don't still have my itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow, polka-dot bikini. 1.3545 0.04184 220 159 44 17
317 Frank, am I a mermaid or a lifeguard in your beach fantasy? 1.3541 0.03875 257 186 51 20
318 No Larry, I didn’t call you a son of the beach. 1.3537 0.04037 246 180 45 21
319 Sorry honey, I KNEW Jimmy Buffet and you're no Jimmy Buffet. 1.3534 0.04121 232 169 44 19
320 Wasting away? Again? 1.3529 0.04002 238 172 48 18
321 Nice try but you still have to shovel the snow. 1.3527 0.04080 224 161 47 16
322 Those gummies kicking in yet, Hank? 1.3526 0.04267 190 134 45 11
323 It's almost as if you're somewhere else. 1.3522 0.03770 247 175 57 15
324 Now is as good a time as any to tell you I want a divorce. 1.3522 0.04324 230 172 35 23
325 If you're happy, I'm happy. 1.3521 0.04172 213 153 45 15
326 You could have just told me to turn down the thermostat. 1.3516 0.04092 219 157 47 15
327 Just keep your trunks on, Gabe. 1.3512 0.04326 242 184 31 27
328 I'm going to explain "staycation" again. Let me know where I lose you. 1.3510 0.04045 245 180 44 21
329 Do you mind staycationing a little farther from my office? 1.3510 0.03961 245 178 48 19
330 How long are you going to mourn Jimmy Buffet? 1.3509 0.04260 228 169 38 21
331 You're taking this staycation a little too seriously, Ron. 1.3506 0.04037 231 167 47 17
332 Dress for the job you want, they say. 1.3506 0.03990 231 166 49 16
333 Why does everything you do have to be Performance Art? 1.3505 0.04208 214 155 43 16
334 Just please don’t track sand in the house… 1.3502 0.04141 237 175 41 21
335 I'm not exactly pleased with the view either... 1.3502 0.03908 257 188 48 21
336 You’re right Harold. A seagull really does tie the room together… 1.3495 0.04482 206 153 34 19
337 The most intelligent thing I see right now is that you're wearing a hat. 1.3493 0.03941 209 146 53 10
338 When did your job start allowing you to vacation remotely? 1.3490 0.04357 192 138 41 13
339 Sex on the sand sounds great, buts sex on my new carpet is not going to happen. 1.3490 0.04601 192 142 33 17
340 My body isn't beach ready yet. 1.3489 0.03703 235 164 60 11
341 Ok, I get it. You're retired. 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
342 I know you’re on holiday, but we’re still having dinner at my parents’ tonight. 1.3482 0.04023 224 161 48 15
343 You can visualize it all you want but it's still February around here. 1.3482 0.04023 224 161 48 15
344 It’s summer somewhere 1.3480 0.03937 227 162 51 14
345 Couldn't your mid life crisis involve leaving the house? 1.3478 0.04743 184 137 30 17
346 You can pretend all you want but we are still in Milwaukee. 1.3478 0.04351 184 131 42 11
347 I get it, I’m sorry my passport expired. You could have gone without me 1.3478 0.03908 253 185 48 20
348 What do you think about separate staycations next time? 1.3476 0.04008 233 169 47 17
349 Im going to need you to take your mental health day into another room 1.3474 0.04269 213 156 40 17
350 Nice try-we're still going to St Tropez for our anniversary. 1.3467 0.04008 225 162 48 15
351 Who let the bird in? 1.3464 0.04771 179 133 30 16
352 Artificial Intelligence has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.3462 0.04231 208 151 42 15
353 Did you remember to pause the mail? 1.3460 0.04135 237 176 40 21
354 Okay, okay. I'll turn down the thermostat. 1.3457 0.04284 188 134 43 11
355 Turn the thermostat back down when you're done. 1.3455 0.04119 220 160 44 16
356 FYI, I just ordered a pool boy for my staycation. 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
357 In case you were wondering, I have your shaker of salt. 1.3450 0.04099 229 168 43 18
358 Just give the gull a fry already. 1.3443 0.04225 212 155 41 16
359 For once Carl, I like where your head is at. 1.3442 0.04078 215 155 46 14
360 Careful, you feed one and they'll all come. 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
361 You've never really opened up about why Susan divorced you. 1.3430 0.04402 207 154 35 18
362 Yes, you’re turning an even lovelier shade of white. 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
363 I don’t think I’ve ever noticed that you have weird feet until now. 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
364 Beats picking you up at the airport! 1.3416 0.04367 202 149 37 16
365 OK, how long is this Jimmy Buffett tribute going to last? 1.3412 0.04287 211 156 38 17
366 Dad, is it possible to be embarrassed by someone you're alone with? 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
367 I thought we agreed - no seagulls in the house. 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
368 The trouble with you, Harold, is that you just don’t communicate your needs enough. 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
369 Why can't you just get a seasonal affective disorder lamp like everyone else? 1.3405 0.04711 185 139 29 17
370 It smells like low tide in here. 1.3405 0.03866 232 167 51 14
371 Let me know when you begin to miss me. 1.3397 0.04150 209 152 43 14
372 We're still taking a vacation. 1.3396 0.03709 212 147 58 7
373 Or.... you could just fix the roof. 1.3391 0.03900 233 169 49 15
374 Honey, I understand , I miss Jimmy Buffet too. But you gotta let him go. 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
375 Is that the ocean or is the toilet running? 1.3380 0.04200 213 157 40 16
376 This isn't what I meant by separate vacations. 1.3379 0.04169 219 162 40 17
377 I know you work from home, but I don't think 'vacationing from home' is a thing. 1.3377 0.04052 228 168 43 17
378 I like it when we go on separate staycations. 1.3377 0.04015 231 170 44 17
379 I agree. Going out of your mind is a low cost, low carbon way to get away from it all. But don’t expect all inclusive. 1.3376 0.03979 234 172 45 17
380 You can sit there all night, Bob, but you're still doing the dishes. 1.3376 0.04070 234 174 41 19
381 ONE airline door pops off and you . . . . 1.3374 0.04252 243 187 30 26
382 Your horoscope predicts a divorce. 1.3370 0.04785 184 140 26 18
383 So, is retirement all you thought it would be? 1.3368 0.04620 193 146 29 18
384 I'd say SPF 0 is probably fine. 1.3365 0.04102 208 151 44 13
385 Yes, emptying the dishwasher is part of this all-inclusive experience, Ted. 1.3364 0.04131 214 157 42 15
386 Idiot”, five letter 1.3364 0.04244 217 162 37 18
387 I tried to tell you that hotel app was a scam. 1.3363 0.04258 223 168 35 20
388 You know you’re going to have to move everything when the tide comes in. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
389 "How early did you wake up to get that spot?" 1.3352 0.04216 182 130 43 9
390 Do NOT pretend to be on a nude beach. My mother's on her way. 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
391 What do you mean, 'I'm blocking your view of the ocean' ?" 1.3351 0.04310 185 134 40 11
392 Soooo...you are just going to vacation from home now too? 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
393 I think you're taking our thermostat disagreement a little too far. 1.3349 0.04371 215 163 32 20
394 Enjoy your day off, but that's not mayonnaise on your fries. 1.3349 0.04375 218 166 31 21
395 So, how’s spring break going? 1.3333 0.04072 201 145 45 11
396 Wow. I really am your sunshine. 1.3333 0.04287 210 157 36 17
397 I told you to use your vacation days in the summer. 1.3333 0.04765 171 128 29 14
398 Nice, but you still have to shovel the front walk. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
399 So how long has that man been stuck to your feet? 1.3333 0.04907 171 130 25 16
400 I believe I warned you to renew your passport ……… 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
401 It says on their website that our hotel is missing a poolside chaise, umbrella, and gull drone from last weekend. 1.3318 0.04185 217 162 38 17
402 No matter how hard you try, it's still snowing outside. 1.3317 0.04313 208 156 35 17
403 All right, yes, I turned it up by one degree. 1.3317 0.04313 208 156 35 17
404 I see you went to your happy place. 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
405 The bird is a little much. 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
406 Is dreaming me into a Beach Barbie working for you Harry? 1.3316 0.04263 196 144 39 13
407 “It’s very hard to work from home while you are taking a staycation” 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
408 Just how long will this Margaritaville vigil last? 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
409 We'll hang your Honorary Mar-a-Lago Membership certificate next to your Trump University diploma. 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
410 This is what I get for marrying a seagull. 1.3315 0.04223 181 130 42 9
411 I do not respond to ‘garçon.’ 1.3315 0.04416 178 130 37 11
412 You really committed to this staycation. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
413 No - I’m not putting suntan lotion on your back. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
414 Staycation is a figure of speech, honey—kind of like how I’m “working” from home today. 1.3303 0.04118 218 162 40 16
415 Well. It’s the closest we’ll come to a beach house. 1.3303 0.04269 218 165 34 19
416 You work in tech? me too 1.3302 0.03658 215 151 57 7
417 You’re still doing the dishes. 1.3302 0.03867 212 152 50 10
418 I think we have different ideas about what a staycation is. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
419 Dress for the vacation you want, not the vacation you have. 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
420 No, I am not going to go grab you some sunblock. 1.3300 0.04441 203 154 31 18
421 Yes, go ahead Polly. Poop. 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
422 So, how many stars would you give the "all-reclusive" vacation? 1.3299 0.04057 197 142 45 10
423 Sometimes I feel like you’re miles away. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
424 You always seem so distant. 1.3293 0.04284 167 119 41 7
425 Are you going to be back in time for dinner with the Thomsons? 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
426 Let's put in a pool with what we saved on airfare. 1.3293 0.04368 167 120 39 8
427 This doesn’t make this a summer home 1.3289 0.03976 225 166 44 15
428 I get it, you're in Margaritaville. Well, I'm in Havetomakealivingtown. 1.3280 0.04730 186 143 25 18
429 I can think of two differences... Jimmy Buffett was a multimillionaire and not psychotic. 1.3280 0.04852 186 145 21 20
430 The bird can use the newspaper when I’m done with it. 1.3279 0.04463 183 136 34 13
431 You're no day at the beach either hon. 1.3279 0.04395 183 135 36 12
432 Just because you "identify" as being on vacation doesn't mean you are! 1.3279 0.04787 183 141 24 18
433 OK, so I got sick and we had to cancel. But I don't need this guilt trip. 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
434 It’s been a few months, I think you can stop sitting Shiva for Jimmy Buffet now. 1.3276 0.04694 174 131 29 14
435 It just feels like we're at totally different places in our lives. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
436 That's a hard "No" on the tanning oil massage... 1.3271 0.04166 214 160 38 16
437 At your age, Hemingway had written two books. 1.3270 0.04467 211 163 27 21
438 I'd watch those fries if I were you. 1.3270 0.04417 211 162 29 20
439 Fine, I won't touch the thermostat again. 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
440 the realtor was right, this does have an indoor/outdoor feel 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
441 Just give him a damn french fry. 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
442 You have elevated 'staycation' to an art form. 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
443 You staycation your way.... 1.3266 0.04208 199 147 39 13
444 Don’t look at me. He’s the one holding the French fries. 1.3265 0.04606 196 151 26 19
445 Next time,I’ll book the vacation. 1.3265 0.03998 196 141 46 9
446 Why can’t you be like other men and solve your mid-life crisis with a motorcycle? 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
447 Don't worry, I found the lost shaker of salt. 1.3260 0.04493 181 135 33 13
448 That’s not ranch dressing on your fries. 1.3260 0.05010 181 143 17 21
449 It would have been nice if you had booked both of us for your stay-cation. 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
450 It makes you look like a tourist 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
451 Yes, we saved enough money for you to pretend to go to Paris next year. 1.3257 0.04741 175 133 27 15
452 No, I will not let you replace the carpet with sand. 1.3251 0.03905 203 146 48 9
453 "In retrospect, you probably didn't need SPF 50." 1.3251 0.03967 203 147 46 10
454 I assume it's my turn to do dishes. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
455 There better not be sand in the bed. 1.3249 0.04046 197 143 44 10
456 And this is what my dream vacation looks like, only without you there. 1.3243 0.04680 185 142 26 17
457 Shall I order TWO copies of 'Divorce for Dummies'? 1.3242 0.04606 182 138 29 15
458 You bought a seagull? 1.3242 0.03891 182 128 49 5
459 I told you I'd join you for your staycation. I did not say that I would put on a bikini and bring you mai tais. 1.3238 0.04161 210 157 38 15
460 Time is up. My turn. 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
461 He has no free hands, so sure – go for his fries. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
462 You're taking our staycation rather literally. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
463 You know that's a New York City pigeon, right? 1.3232 0.04276 198 148 36 14
464 We’ll, I’d like to take a vacation from you, too! 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
465 The cabana boy is on a break right now. 1.3222 0.04143 180 130 42 8
466 You know you have some Gull 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
467 If you yell surf's up one more time I am going to my Mom's. 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
468 You realize everyone else is just using a filter, right? 1.3214 0.04363 196 148 33 15
469 No, I don't know where your long shaker of salt is. 1.3212 0.04349 193 145 34 14
470 Ok,so I did turn the thermostat up a bit” 1.3211 0.04333 190 142 35 13
471 Not certain this is how separate vacations work. 1.3211 0.03928 190 136 47 7
472 Wastin' away again I see. 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
473 You're not as hot as you think. 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
474 Thank god clothing isn't optional. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
475 Not sure if I would call this a 'staycation.' 1.3204 0.03973 181 129 46 6
476 See, I told you separate vacations would work 1.3202 0.04013 178 127 45 6
477 This is probably the closest you will ever get to having your moment in the sun. 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
478 You know I can make the sun go down with one click, right? 1.3202 0.04367 203 155 31 17
479 See? The best of both worlds. 1.3202 0.03702 203 144 53 6
480 So, separate staycations it is. 1.3200 0.03598 200 140 56 4
481 Must you do everything remotely? 1.3196 0.04185 219 167 34 18
482 I don't mind your stay-cay. Just keep the sand out of our bedsheets. 1.3196 0.03942 194 140 46 8
483 OK, you win. You can turn down the thermostat!" 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
484 How did you get the cat to dress up as a seagull? 1.3194 0.04377 191 144 33 14
485 I see you finally cashed in all those infrequent flyer miles. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
486 Go get your own pina colada. 1.3191 0.04295 188 140 36 12
487 See? Isn’t this nicer than having to pack? 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
488 Do you mind vacationing from home in another room? 1.3187 0.04527 182 138 30 14
489 I'm gonna have to wash that hat. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
490 ”I sense you’re frustrated we decided on a staycation.” 1.3184 0.04221 201 151 36 14
491 She is only interested in your fries, that's it. 1.3184 0.04394 201 154 30 17
492 Sorry, I'm not going to "like" your vacation photos 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
493 No, I'm not down for some "Vacation Sex" right now. 1.3182 0.04390 154 111 37 6
494 For the last time, I'm sorry we canceled our trip! 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
495 Is it five o'clock already? 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
496 You seem like you're miles away. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
497 The things you do for your pets. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
498 Of course, you're safer here, darling. We don't get rip tides on the 37th floor. 1.3175 0.04134 211 159 37 15
499 How’s working from home been treating you? 1.3175 0.04209 189 140 38 11
500 Look on the bright side, Harold..no sunburn and no sandy feet. 1.3173 0.04062 208 155 40 13
501 I get it, I set the thermostat too high 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
502 Just as I thought! For the same price of this stay-cation, we could have gone to Baltimore. 1.3168 0.04144 202 151 38 13
503 I would double check that aioli for your fries 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
504 Ok, ok. Let's book the cruise. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
505 Brilliant that you have a wide brim option. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
506 So, that's your Resting Beach Face? 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
507 Maybe it's time to fix the roof. 1.3163 0.03858 215 158 46 11
508 I was prepared to indulge your little fantasy, but the seagull is a step too far. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
509 ‘Pina colada?’ ‘You know it!’ 1.3158 0.03542 190 132 56 2
510 I said we can relax after the chores, not ‘at the shore’. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
511 I hope the airlines find my luggage! 1.3155 0.04434 187 142 31 14
512 Honey, could you ask your seagull to bring me a fry? 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
513 We live in Tennessee. Where'd you find the seagull? 1.3155 0.04233 168 122 39 7
514 Just because you work from home doesn't mean you have to vacation from home. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
515 You heading south alone? 1.3149 0.03462 181 124 57 0
516 Much better than your safari staycation 1.3149 0.04329 181 135 35 11
517 I’m proud of you. You’re not taking your work home with you anymore. 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
518 Don’t forget to tip housekeeping and room service. 1.3144 0.04318 194 147 33 14
519 I’m still not putting on a bikini for this stupid staycation. 1.3140 0.04774 172 133 24 15
520 Should I turn the thermostat up to Boca or Rio today? 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
521 Is that a new hat? 1.3140 0.04084 172 124 42 6
522 Remember,wait 30 minutes before pretending to go swimming. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
523 Good thing you’re wearing a hat. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
524 Do you want me to turn up the thermostat? 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
525 This isn’t really what I meant by ‘staycation.’ 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
526 The upside is you don't need sunblock." 1.3134 0.03903 201 147 45 9
527 Sorry to have to tell you, but the Internet's back up. 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
528 I'm beginning to think we live in two different worlds. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
529 Do you want me to turn the brightness up? 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
530 I just wish we had enough miles to get to the dining room 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
531 Did you remember to apply sunscreen? 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
532 A seagull for your thoughts. 1.3128 0.03901 179 128 46 5
533 Spring Break isn’t a thing for us anymore, Peter. It hasn’t been for 20 years. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
534 Honey, I think you really need to get out more. 1.3125 0.04153 192 143 38 11
535 We should get a pool. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
536 Am ....I just think we're in two different places right now 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
537 This is WAY better than getting sand in my laptop keys. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
538 It’s still your turn to snowblow the driveway. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
539 The next time you plan a staycation, you could at least invite me. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
540 Honey, do you mind spending your staycation in another room? 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
541 Just don't manifest sand, dear. The Roomba can't keep up. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
542 Next year let's try separate staycations. 1.3111 0.04613 180 139 26 15
543 I'm sure you can hardly wait until the tide comes in. 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
544 Sorry to spoil your staycation, Stu, but, no, you’re not getting some color. 1.3109 0.04326 193 147 32 14
545 Do you like piña coladas? 1.3109 0.03794 193 139 48 6
546 I just feel like the sea gull is a bit much. 1.3107 0.04189 206 157 34 15
547 You still have to go back to work tomorrow. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
548 sure the view out the window is drawn like crap, but look at your feet 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
549 Maybe you should stop using a cut rate travel agent. 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
550 You've taken 'Wasting Away in Margaritaville' to a whole new level 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
551 Wash the sand off your feet before you get into bed tonight Ralph. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
552 Why put up with doors flying off planes when we can be relaxed right here? 1.3098 0.04538 184 142 27 15
553 May I remind you that you got fired from your job; you didn't win the lotto. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
554 I’m reading the Wikipedia page for that bird and it looks like you two will have to mate for life now 1.3096 0.04381 197 152 29 16
555 How's retirement going? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
556 Rooomie, I'm cool with your beach ethic, but the bird can only poop on your hat. 1.3095 0.04045 168 121 42 5
557 It seems like we have very different takes on staycations. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
558 It’s your delusion so get your own sunscreen 1.3095 0.04773 168 130 24 14
559 Did you remember sunscreen, Hon? 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
560 We still can't list it as beach-front property. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
561 And the background... St. Barths or St. Tropez? 1.3090 0.04364 178 134 33 11
562 I know global warming is making winters warmer in Milwaukee Herb, but you're over-reacting 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
563 Stan, no one believes that you've been possessed by the ghost of Jimmy Buffet. 1.3089 0.04353 191 146 31 14
564 Alright, fine. We can turn the heat down. 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
565 When is it my turn to use the VR glasses? 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
566 Oh, pleeese! The thermostat is not set THAT high!! 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
567 Wasting away again in Margaritaville? 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
568 Your boss wants to know when you're getting back from your vacation. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
569 Look everyone knows that you have retired, now get a Life! 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
570 Honey, you are NOT Jimmy Buffett reincarnated. You ARE an accountant from Jersey with a drinking problem. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
571 So I'm guessing you aren't interested in the ski vacation. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
572 I think we need more sand. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
573 Accessorize all you want, but you're still not on vacation. 1.3073 0.03938 192 141 43 8
574 Maybe we should actually take separate vacations. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
575 ''What time is the truck with the sand coming?" 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
576 This may be your working from home vacation but you still have to do the dishes! 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
577 Apparently separate vacations can strengthen a marriage. And today's Wordle is m-o-r-o-n. 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
578 I know you're practicing for retirement, but you still have six years to go. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
579 Look, I miss Jimmy Buffet too, but I think maybe it’s time we move on. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
580 Wasting away in Bronxville? Really? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
581 Can your pool boy bring me something from the wet bar?" 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
582 Fine, you can turn the AC down. 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
583 You're even competitive about our staycation. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
584 At least now when you complain about being shit on, you will be right. 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
585 Life's a beach but our apartment is not. 1.3060 0.04204 183 137 36 10
586 Let me guess, no transportation included ? 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
587 i agree with them banning you from spring break week! 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
588 I miss our romantic walks in the hallway. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
589 Let me know when you book a flight back home. 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
590 You've successfully tricked everyone into believing you know how to change your zoom background. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
591 I did NOT say ‘You sun on a beach’. 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
592 I get it, it's your Jimmy Buffett era, but that's not a parrot. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
593 I've said it before. I'm still not moving to Florida. 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
594 Will you be home for dinner or should I just have some cereal? 1.3046 0.04570 174 134 27 13
595 That's not rain! 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
596 I never noticed how stupid your hat looks. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
597 I know it's 5:00 somewhere, but here it's 9:20. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
598 You miss Jimmy Buffett, right? 1.3041 0.03986 171 124 42 5
599 Send me a postcard now and then, okay? 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
600 You’re still applying for jobs, right? 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
601 I’m afraid you’ll have to get your own banana daquiri. Poolside service is…never happening.” 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
602 I think you missed the boat. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
603 I hope he shits in your Happy Meal. 1.3032 0.04389 188 145 29 14
604 No one does staycation better than you dear. 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
605 OKAY! OKAY! WE'LL GO TO CANCUN! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
606 Your dedication to living the dream is impressive. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
607 I hope that next year we can take our vacations the same week. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
608 Not exactly the staycation I meant 1.3026 0.04179 152 110 38 4
609 Im booking our next staycation in the family room. Better sunlight. 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
610 It's still a "no" to moving to Florida, but the bird is a nice touch. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
611 Enjoy your staycation, George, I just booked a flight to Bali. 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
612 Whenever you return from Cancun over there, please remember to take out the trash. 1.3016 0.04034 189 141 39 9
613 Please just TRY yoga. 1.3015 0.04152 199 152 34 13
614 One way or another, you will be sharing your fries. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
615 Did you remember to put on sunblock? 1.3012 0.04717 166 129 24 13
616 Aren't you supposed to have VR glasses for virtual reality to work? 1.3011 0.04284 186 142 32 12
617 I told you so. Less expensive, and just as much fun. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
618 Fine, we can turn on the AC. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
619 I thought “remote vacation” just meant you’d watch less TV. 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
620 Next time we take separate vacations, let's not take them together. 1.3005 0.04467 183 142 27 14
621 So NOW it’s acceptable to raise the thermostat? 1.3005 0.04261 183 139 33 11
622 I see 'I need a moment to relax' is a relative term. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
623 Fine. But you're cleaning up after the seagull. 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
624 Nice try, but I'm not turning down the thermostat. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
625 Honey, watch the fries. 1.2994 0.03752 167 119 46 2
626 Why don’t you go out and shovel some snow? 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
627 I want to help, but I also want to see what the bird does next. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
628 Who gave you the bird? 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
629 I booked us for a tour of the new garbage chute at noon, and cocktails in the laundry room at sunset. 1.2987 0.05057 154 122 18 14
630 Yes I like pina coladas….. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
631 Uh, shouldn't a travel writer, well, travel? 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
632 Hey seagull—tell my husband he looks ridiculous. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
633 Is there something you want to talk about? 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
634 I'm vacationing remotely today. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
635 Do you mind if I turn the heat down? 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
636 I think we've really learned how to compromise. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
637 So, trained not to eat your french fries. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
638 I don't see it listed as a symptom of long covid. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
639 Can I have a couple fries? 1.2978 0.03871 178 130 43 5
640 Let the world know when you're ready for a dip in the ocean, Admiral, and I'll run the upstairs bath." 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
641 Son of a beach! 1.2978 0.03871 178 130 43 5
642 Oh,what the hell,toss me the sun block. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
643 When I said staycation, that’s not exactly what I meant.” 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
644 How's that tan line coming? 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
645 Work-from-home I get. Vacation-from-home I'm not sold on yet. 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
646 Just how well do you know the travel agent? 1.2973 0.04290 185 142 31 12
647 Is the seagull really necessary? 1.2970 0.03850 202 151 42 9
648 I was skeptical, Bill, but I think I'm liking this bi-coastal thing. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
649 I'm still waiting to miss you. 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
650 I agreed to a “staycation” this year, but if you think I’m cleaning up after that bird… 1.2963 0.03949 189 141 40 8
651 No, I will not get you some ketchup 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
652 So what do you and Gwendolyn have planned for the day? 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
653 You left the skylight open. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
654 I like the one you do with the cute beret and the mini Eiffel Tower. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
655 Just telling you, room service will be exorbitant. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
656 Still jealous of Bob's oceanfront timeshare? 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
657 You're really leaning into this staycation. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
658 That clinches it. We’re never getting indoor/outdoor carpet again. 1.2959 0.04718 169 133 22 14
659 No, I don't think it's hot in here. 1.2956 0.03945 159 115 41 3
660 If you say "Life's a Beach" one more time..... 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
661 If you want the heat turned down, why not just ask? 1.2955 0.03891 176 129 42 5
662 For the record, I’m imagining you with more clothes on. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
663 We are not moving to Florida. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
664 Vacation's over with one mess by Jonathan Living Room Seagull. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
665 So what you're telling me is the adult happy meal included the seagull? 1.2952 0.04543 166 128 27 11
666 How much longer do you need me to play sounds of the ocean? Jeopardy is coming on soon. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
667 You know that seagull is gonna eat your fries, right? 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
668 No, I haven't seen your shaker of salt. 1.2949 0.04916 156 123 20 13
669 ...so you are not going to shovel the walk ??? 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
670 You flew the coop long ago 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
671 Are you going to eat those fries? 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
672 Still not what I meant by 'date night.' 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
673 Spring Break doesn’t start until the garage is cleaned out. 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
674 You should have read the fine print when you signed up for that virtual vacation. 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
675 And now watch what happens when I press Space Mission. 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
676 Ok,ok, I'll book the flights! 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
677 Garbage day is Thursday. Will you be back by then? 1.2941 0.05231 136 107 18 11
678 I draw the line at sunscreen. 1.2937 0.04215 160 119 35 6
679 So this is your definition of separate vacations? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
680 So this is your idea of a balanced life? 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
681 I left the water running to give you a little ambiance. 1.2931 0.04078 174 130 37 7
682 I know we said "authentic" staycation, but isn't the gull a bit much? 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
683 Your “ Wish You Were Here” postcard arrived today. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
684 Says here, Bahama wallpaper is on sale. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
685 I’m really tired of these staycations. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
686 I’m just surprised you can buy a seagull on Amazon 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
687 Aren't you worried about a virtual sunburn? 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
688 Get over it Harold, we’re still in Brooklyn. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
689 Okay, you're right. No one does vacation prep like you do. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
690 OK, Mr. Tommy Bahama. Now how about taking the garbage out. 1.2924 0.04885 171 138 16 17
691 It's not you, it's the fries that you are holding. 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
692 Can you at least wait until we’re at the airport to get into vacation-mode? 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
693 What are you drinking? 1.2921 0.03771 178 130 44 4
694 Sometimes I feel like we're living in two different worlds. 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
695 Try as you might but Jimmy Buffet's not coming back. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
696 Look, this is your stay-cation; so go get your own towel. 1.2917 0.04496 168 130 27 11
697 At least he's not real. Just think of all the money we saved. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
698 It always feels like you’re somewhere else… 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
699 I got you an upgrade with seaview. It’s just nextdoor. 1.2911 0.04335 158 119 32 7
700 This is not the all-inclusive resort package. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
701 Hence the phrase 'bird-brain'..... 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
702 One of us looks ridiculous. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
703 So THIS is what you meant by a staycation? 1.2903 0.04256 186 144 30 12
704 Jerry, if you say "I can't hear you I have a seagull on my head," I promise you they'll never find your body! 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
705 If you’d invested in Apple like I told you, we could have bought the whole beach. 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
706 I said I want a vacation home….not a home vacation 1.2898 0.04348 176 136 29 11
707 Seasonal affect disorder aside, don't you know it's bad luck to open an umbrella in the house? 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
708 For the last time, he's an emotional support animal, not a prop. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
709 So, next year for pretend vacation you'll scale Everest in the family room? 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
710 I think you and Jonathan Livingroom Seagull should staycation in basement. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
711 You should fly south together 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
712 Nice try, but I still refuse to listen to Jimmy Buffet. 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
713 I think it's great you've totally embraced retirement. 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
714 Well I've got bad news, that white stuff on your fries isn't ranch dressing. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
715 The midnight buffet is in the refrigerator. 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
716 You’re so dramatic. These lightbulbs are not that bright. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
717 If you made this much effort at work, we could afford a real winter escape. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
718 Next week, if you want to go skiing, I'm not helping. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
719 So -- which one of us is the therapist? 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
720 I GET THAT YOU’RE COPING WITH THE FACT OUR TRIP TO MAUI WAS CANCELLED. BUT THAT WAS A MONTH AGO, EARL! 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
721 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we should take separate vacations. 1.2882 0.04125 170 128 35 7
722 Lately you've seemed distant. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
723 'A four letter word for lunatic' 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
724 I fully support 'Miami in Manhattan' but the bird's gotta go. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
725 I should’ve married Donald; at least he didn’t track sand everywhere. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
726 We could also just book a trip. 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
727 Maury, you're looking a little bit pink. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
728 That shaker of salt sure is elusive, eh, Fred? 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
729 Very nice, Ralph. But no, I don't think it's what Jimmy Buffett would have wanted. 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
730 I will fling that Jimmy Buffet record into the sea, so help me. Besides, we’re out of margaritas. 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
731 Should I make reservations for dinner in the kitchen or the living room tonight? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
732 You know that groundhog is only right like 40% of the time. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
733 I’m not sure you understand the staycation concept. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
734 No. I will not get the garden hose. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
735 Yes Tom, I’m happy you got off the couch, but your idea of a staycation still bothers me. 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
736 The sun's on backorder. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
737 No, it's not the second best thing to being in Aruba. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
738 Would you ask the gull to bring me a fry? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
739 What would you like today: Crashing Surf, Moderate Surf with Surfers, or Gentle Swells with Kids? 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
740 Fred... I know what you're thinking!! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
741 You were within budget until you added the gull. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
742 "Jimmy's gone, Ted. Let it go. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
743 I get your hint... that if Trump's re-elected you're leaving the country. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
744 No longer in a New York state-of-mind, I gather? 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
745 OK, I'm sorry I made you miss your plane to Aruba. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
746 Don’t forget the Carlsons will be here at 6:30. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
747 When you get back from vacation, there's a show I want to see. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
748 All those times I said 'I wonder how life will be different after COVID'..... 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
749 Tell me again why you thought the bird was a good idea. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
750 How's that visualization exercise going? 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
751 ...and you still complain about working from home. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
752 When you're done with your virtual vacation I'm leaving for Aruba. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
753 This may be a staycation but I’m not making your piña coladas. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
754 Next time, let me know you are vacationing from home, so I can join you. 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
755 Paradise is personal 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
756 Yeh, well, keep taking that vitamin D supplement. 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
757 Help me understand." " Your fantasy football league season is over and now you are spending your fantasy winnings on a tropical trip. 1.2840 0.04611 169 134 22 13
758 You look like you could use a vacation. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
759 Looks like the sand and the lifeguard have been back ordered, but the shark should be here today. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
760 You should actually read Dune at some point. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
761 Five letter word for a sandy strip of land, starting with "B"...? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
762 I'm sorry, I haven't seen your lost shaker of salt. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
763 First came remote work, now it's remote vacation? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
764 It's your turn to take him out. 1.2836 0.05255 134 107 16 11
765 Frank, you already work-from-home. You can vacation away from it. For my sake. 1.2836 0.05255 134 107 16 11
766 You'll be sorry when you see the top of your hat! 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
767 That's the most you've had on your mind since I met you. 1.2830 0.04732 159 126 21 12
768 OK - But next vacation I get the south end of the living room… 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
769 I’ve calculated that this cheapskate virtual vacation is going to cost you half of everything. 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
770 Is that a new bird? 1.2826 0.04239 138 102 33 3
771 So is this the work at home version of casual Friday? 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
772 You're not going to fix the hole in the roof, are you? 1.2824 0.04433 170 133 26 11
773 Tell me about the sandpile by the front door. 1.2821 0.04147 156 117 34 5
774 Margaritaville, my ass! 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
775 Always the optimist, eh Fred? 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
776 No Glen, I said life’s a bitch. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
777 Well, next time don't insist on a beach vacation, this is the best I could do. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
778 I don’t think your instagram followers will buy this, hun 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
779 Wow Ted. You are taking this glass half full to a whole other level. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
780 Enjoying our vacation are we? 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
781 You've changed. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
782 The microclimates in this room are astounding! 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
783 You and I are worlds apart. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
784 Virtual Florida just took a crap on your head. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
785 I’m glad we took separate staycations this year. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
786 I am not turning down the thermostat! Period! 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
787 Fine. We'll go back to the old light bulbs. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
788 You knew I wasn't all-inclusive when you married me. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
789 No I don't know how to make a foghorn sound. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
790 I hope you're enjoying your staycation 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
791 No, I think it’s great you decided to follow through on your vacation even though the airline wouldn’t let you fly with your service animal. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
792 Honey, would you like me to turn down the thermostat? 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
793 Good move on your part. It says here the kitchen is experiencing its worst winter in a decade. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
794 When I said we got a beach house, this is not what I meant. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
795 Are you reapplying sunscreen every two hours? 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
796 Well of course, dear, Florida is just too dangerous. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
797 Yeah/. Well guess what? You reservation expires in an hour 1.2793 0.04118 179 138 32 9
798 You know he only likes you for your fries 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
799 Is that your imagination or mine? 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
800 Are you sure you shut the screen door? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
801 You’re going to have to face it sometime, George. Vacation is over. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
802 Well this is a staycation to me 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
803 Fine, I'll go in on the timeshare. But only if you put on some socks. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
804 What are you trying to tell me? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
805 Jimmy Buffett would be so proud of you. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
806 You can't move to July. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
807 Just no sand… 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
808 How’d you get the bird through imaginary TSA? You leave your shoes there? 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
809 What do you want to do this weekend? 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
810 When did they tell your your virtual job came with virtual vacation days? 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
811 Honey, I think you have carried our staycation idea a bit too far! 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
812 So, how is working from home working out for you? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
813 Indoors is the new outdoors! 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
814 I don’t think that’s what they mean by virtual reality Harold. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
815 May I turn down the thermostat now? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
816 Can we turn the thermostat down now Harold? 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
817 Just look at it this way,you managed to avoid all the long TSA lines. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
818 Next year, let's take our staycations at the same time. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
819 I understand the bird, but the sunglasses make no sense. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
820 Alright, already, next year no staycation. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
821 All right, you win. Turn down the thermostat. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
822 Jonathan Livingston, I presume? 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
823 Our best vacation ever. No crowds, no traffic, no sunburn. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
824 No, we're not doing sand. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
825 Really George, sunscreen? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
826 Many managers worry that people slack off when they work from home. Can’t imagine why. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
827 Your company’s vacation plan stinks. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
828 You know we’re not in lockdown anymore Steve. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
829 Don’t you think you're just slightly overdoing your staycation? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
830 Next time you want separate vacations, maybe you should go somewhere. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
831 Stan, you know that gull is going to steal your fries. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
832 What I said was Life is a Bitch! 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
833 Honey, we all feel bad about Jimmy Buffet’s passing, but it’s time to get back to real life. 1.2763 0.03982 152 113 36 3
834 Is it really spring training for the Hamptons already? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
835 It's just that you look so weird there, Jim, on that guy's hat. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
836 I just don't understand why you didn't invite me! 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
837 As long as you vacuum after you’re done 1.2757 0.03944 185 142 35 8
838 If you think the thermostat is too high, just say so. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
839 It's not really a staycation if I have to watch you work, Martha. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
840 Isn't it time you shoveled the driveway? 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
841 These photos bring back fond memories of our vacations in the family room. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
842 The bird has to go 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
843 That gull is only after your fries. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
844 The Bird I can handle but if you give me crabs again I'm leaving. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
845 I know we agreed on separate vacations but this is ridiculous. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
846 I'm beginning to wish you took a stay-away-cation instead. 1.2750 0.04688 160 128 20 12
847 Hope you’re going to change for the meatloaf and peas luau. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
848 It seems this microdosing is working! 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
849 Why don’t you just GO to Cancun this year? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
850 It says right here that Omaha is the Cabo of the Great Plains. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
851 Sometimes I feel like you and I are in two completely different places. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
852 Nice try, but nothing will distract me from the fact that you only have seven toes. 1.2748 0.05203 131 105 16 10
853 You may be wasting away again, but this is not Margaritaville. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
854 You've got the wrong latitude for that attitude." 1.2746 0.05012 142 114 17 11
855 Yea, but I have an ocean view! 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
856 And no, a man’s home is not his sandcastle. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
857 The bird is a nice touch 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
858 I'm trying, but I don't feel it yet. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
859 Sorry, we’re out of sunscreen. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
860 And you saved 3000 bucks too! 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
861 Can you at least drain the tub when you’re done with the ocean? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
862 Sometimes I think a room can just have too much Southern Exposure. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
863 ‘The windows still need to be cleaned.’ 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
864 The thermostat setting is fine, Harold. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
865 Honey, there's someone under your feet. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
866 Enjoying our spring break, are we? 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
867 I see you’re taking “create the life you want” literally. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
868 SPF 40 watt? 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
869 Don't forget to put on your 80-watt light bulb block. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
870 When you’re done with your staycation can you finish fixing the sink? 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
871 Global warming can’t come soon enough for you, can it? 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
872 Better leave the forecasting to Punxsutawney Phil. Enjoy your pina colada, then shovel the snow off the driveway. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
873 I'd keep an eye on those fries... 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
874 No. I'm not flushing toilets to simulate surf sounds and your cleaning up after your damn bird! John Wiebe, Arcata, CA 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
875 I said, I was good with everything but the bird! 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
876 You know I hate it when you track sand in here. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
877 I like how you committed to the staycation 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
878 I would appreciate it if you at least pretended to look for work. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
879 No, I will NOT wave. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
880 I don't think you've quite got the concept of working from home, yet. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
881 These separate staycations the counselor recommended aren't really improving our marriage. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
882 Ask not for what the gull trolls, it trolls for fries. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
883 Do you mind if I stay through the weekend, Bernie? 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
884 I'm sure it's lovely, Larry, but my doctor told me to stay out of the sun. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
885 If you want me to turn down the heat you can just say so. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
886 Looks like the tide has gone back out again. You can move your chair back to the beach. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
887 Yes, I would mind if this became a nude beach. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
888 You could have just mentioned you think it's time for a vacation. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
889 Loyal? It’s the fries, stupid. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
890 OK, Charles. You made your point. Acapulco it is. 1.2716 0.04015 162 123 34 5
891 I say we stay in and get hammered. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
892 Why can’t you just eat a York Peppermint Pattie like everyone else? 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
893 You're really taking this staycation idea to a new level. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
894 Yeah, I’m drawing the line right there, and it won’t be in sand. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
895 Am I on this staycation with you,or did you go alone? 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
896 Stop trying to make “Luxury Staycation” a thing, Dad. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
897 Told you to leave the thermostat alone. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
898 It says a "New York State of Mind" does not include the Jersey Shore. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
899 Did you remember the sunscreen lotion? 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
900 Next time, let's coordinate on 'beach day' themed Zoom backgrounds, okay? 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
901 You knew I preferred the mountains when we met. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
902 You've got this stay-cationing thing nailed. 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
903 I'm thinking next year you should try an awaycation instead of the staycation. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
904 You’re being passive aggressive about our staycation. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
905 Just so you know, I’m out of here if you bring sand into the house. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
906 Separate vacations is DEFINITELY not working for me. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
907 OK, you miss summer, but really, a seagull? 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
908 I just have to send one more email and then I’ll join you 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
909 Taking a vacation from reality”, is just a saying, John 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
910 I’m not your cabana boy, Dan, go get yourself a refill. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
911 Think of it as saving a ton of money, not just missing the flight. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
912 What's an eight-letter word for "easily-fooled" that begins with the letter "G"? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
913 Sorry hon, I won't be able to join you on staycation until I put in another hour of remote working. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
914 Honey? Is this an AI vacation? 1.2695 0.04135 141 106 32 3
915 The Zoom meeting is over. You can stop pretending your beach virtual background is real. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
916 The flight was cancelled - I am not "refreshing your mai tai" all week. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
917 I’m fine with your hyperrealistic staycation, but can we set the thermostat below 85? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
918 I didn't read the fine print when I ordered the beach vacation on Amazon. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
919 I never noticed how skinny your feet are. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
920 Oh, darn it, would you mind getting me a pencil? 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
921 OK, you were right - it is helping him settle in. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
922 The albatross gave you more gravitas. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
923 Could you please start using unscented sun block? 1.2690 0.04182 145 110 31 4
924 The funeral parlor was surprisingly prepared for the Weekend at Bernie's themed wake. For an extra $200 they'll get Andrew McCarthy on a Zoom. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
925 A light therapy lamp would’ve been cheaper. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
926 So that's a no on seeing the Northern Lights in Finland next month? 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
927 Sorry, I know you hate it when I bring work on staycation 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
928 From now on, you're banned from touching the thermostat. 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
929 You’re cleaning up the bird shit, Larry. 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
930 Never thought I’d say this, but turn the darn heat down. 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
931 Yes, I remember it’s summer in Australia. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
932 You know, I'm more of an indoors person 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
933 Darling, you are taking this stay-cation idea a little too far. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
934 You have your dream vacation and I have mine. 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
935 Wifeguard on Duty 1.2681 0.05198 138 113 13 12
936 No, it’s not like still being on vacation. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
937 It’s about time to book another appointment with your therapist, Mark. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
938 I am beginning to think we’re in two different places in life. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
939 You're not retired, Gerald, you're just between jobs. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
940 God dammit Phil... This isn't the same as Sandals and you know it. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
941 Your interpretation of staycation is impressive. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
942 Did you remember to wear your sunscreen? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
943 'Use a travel agent,' I said. "'I don't need a travel agent,' you said. "'I found a much better deal online.' 1.2672 0.05177 131 106 15 10
944 Don’t you think you’re taking this staycation idea a little too far? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
945 You can take the man out of Florida… 1.2671 0.04042 146 110 33 3
946 What's the weather like over there? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
947 I wish you would stop saying 'Aloha'. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
948 This is not what I meant when I asked you to return the seagull to its natural habitat, George. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
949 No, there won’t be room service, on your staycation, Frank. 1.2662 0.04791 154 125 17 12
950 Every day is just one big holiday for you, isn't it 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
951 Is my reading light too bright? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
952 Babe, I know I'm a travel writer, but I can work from home, too. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
953 Well, it is cheaper your way. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
954 You've made your point, but I'm still not moving to Florida. 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
955 Turn down the thermostat or the bird buys it! 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
956 Maybe life shouldn’t always be a beach! 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
957 As subtle as ever, Carl. But I’m still not lowering the thermostat. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
958 Only three more months until beach season. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
959 I thought you said a working vacation, not a vacation that works. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
960 I want a divorce. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
961 I was worried at first, but separate staycations turned out to be a great idea. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
962 Should I turn off the lamp? You're starting to burn. 1.2652 0.05142 132 107 15 10
963 It's all in your mind. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
964 Can you please take off your Vision Pros and answer the door? 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
965 How is it over there? 1.2650 0.04274 117 87 29 1
966 OK, fine, we'll call the roofers. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
967 I just think we're not in the same place any more, Ralph. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
968 It's just a three day weekend. 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
969 Still in Acapulco? 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
970 Trust me, Ron. I’m a dermatologist. 1.2647 0.05031 136 110 16 10
971 Can't we just get a parakeet like everyone else? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
972 Text me if you have something to say, dear. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
973 No, I’m not jealous of your tan. I’m angry that your bird ate that last of my chocolates. 1.2643 0.04926 140 113 17 10
974 Did the bird come with the pina colada,or with the sun hat? 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
975 Dad, your midlife crisis is tracking sand everywhere!" 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
976 If this is how you’re trying to communicate that our vacation will once again be in our living room—you’re sadly mistaken! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
977 No, you’re not a chick magnet! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
978 You're so dramatic 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
979 This isn’t what they mean by ‘dress for the job you want.’ 1.2639 0.04827 144 116 18 10
980 All I can find is a tsunami surf sound ... will that work? 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
981 I don't care what it did in your drink, it's endangered and you can't move it! 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
982 Next year let's staycation in Paris 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
983 Good idea to leave the humidity to one's imagination. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
984 You've been working from home too long. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
985 Okay, Okay, I get it. I'll look up the latest bargain airfares to Hawaii. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
986 Fine by me, just make sure you are wearing sunscreen. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
987 When did work-from-home become vacation-from-home 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
988 Where the fuck did that bird come from ? 1.2632 0.04994 133 107 17 9
989 If it weren’t for the seagull, I don’t think you would be much of an influencer. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
990 I'm booking the beach house next year. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
991 Y'know paradise is a state of mind right? 1.2632 0.04195 171 135 27 9
992 Back to Margaritaville, heh? 1.2628 0.03976 156 119 33 4
993 According to this, you're an asshole. 1.2628 0.04647 156 126 19 11
994 Here’s a nice cruise out of Barbados. Next year let’s pretend to go on it. I’m getting tired of the Bahamas. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
995 I think I liked you better before Cancun. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
996 Ten more minutes, and then it’s my turn. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
997 Like sand in the hourglass, so are the days of your wife. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
998 Good for you, but you still have to take out the trash. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
999 There's a bird on your hat. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1000 I think that you and Mom could have planned your retirement a little better. 1.2624 0.04107 141 107 31 3
1001 I told you that skylight was too big. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1002 It's a fun 'casual Friday' look, but I'm not sure what your boss is going to say 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1003 You're blocking the TV !! 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1004 2024 work-life balance, check! 1.2622 0.03855 164 125 35 4
1005 They won't deliver the sand until Sunday. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1006 When my parents come over do you think you could at least take off the sunglasses? 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1007 Watching you enjoy yourself is my vacation. 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1008 Is it just me or is it hot in here. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1009 You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1010 Just because you’re enjoying your inner adolescence doesn’t mean I have to wear a bikini. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1011 I SAID! How’s the staycation so far, Ed?! 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1012 The Airbnb advert says ‘walk to beach 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1013 We can even imagine we are not in the same room 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1014 I draw the line with sand. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1015 But…did you apply SPF? 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1016 When you said that you wanted to protest against global warming, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1017 Your inner child is showing. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1018 So how do you plan to turn this hobby into a business? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1019 I think it’s time for you to do more around the house. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1020 To be honest, hon, I think the bird is a little over the top. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1021 I don’t care if he completes the illusion, you can’t keep him. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1022 Honey, I think your staycation is going out of hand 1.2609 0.04294 115 86 28 1
1023 Yes, I agree. They should have included you in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1024 I'm enjoying our staycation. You? 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1025 Jimmy would still be honored by your mourning even though you couldn't find a real parrot. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1026 For our next PretendCation, I'm choosing one with Chippendales. 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
1027 Free birdseed for life if you poop in that stupid hat. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1028 So, spending our vacation at my mother's in Paterson is out? 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1029 I arrived home yesterday. Let me know YOUR ETA. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1030 Maybe you should ease up on the CBD sunscreen? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1031 Very realistic, but when your “vacation” is over the dinner dishes will still be waiting for you in the sink. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1032 How is the weather on the other side of the room? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1033 Some of us are trying to work 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1034 You know they can't see you but I still can...will you at least put on a shirt? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1035 [sitcoms, when you let a.i. write the scenes] 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
1036 I'm Googling solo cruises for you. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1037 My fantasy certainly does not include getting you some lousy ketchup. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1038 Men need so many external devices. 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
1039 Age in place" and "retirement" are not the same thing !! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1040 I think you know why I won't put sunscreen on your back. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1041 No, the travel insurance won't cover that. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1042 Hey gull-friend! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1043 It's too soon to start wasting away in Margaritaville, George. I'm still trying to book our flight. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1044 No, I said we need to get a beech chair. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1045 How's your staycation going? 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1046 Staycation or not, tell you feathered friend not to poo on the carpet. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1047 It says here, "you're a fugitive from reality." 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1048 You are taking this stay-cation much better than I expected. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1049 Could we just stop with the Jimmy Buffett 24-7? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1050 I know you miss Jimmy Buffet, but you are grieving more than when your mother died. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1051 Is the bird staying for dinner? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1052 Harv, are we here or there? 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1053 I think that bird is a bad influence on you. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1054 What time is checkout? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1055 Can you dial down the sex appeal? 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1056 Spring break is over, dude. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1057 Remember, money you saved by not taking me to Cancun will be mine after the divorce. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1058 Your all inclusive excludes my services, by the way. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1059 It says here that burrowing rodents are a poor weather predictor. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1060 It's refreshing to know I'm not the only one who fakes things in this marriage. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1061 The plane seat is waiting in the dining room when you are ready to come back. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1062 ‘All inclusive?’ Try “all delusive.’ 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1063 This is not the staycation I envisioned. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1064 Remember, I get the beach house next week. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1065 Looks like more than seaweed is getting washed up these days. 1.2562 0.05446 121 100 11 10
1066 Am I in your dream or are you in mine? 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
1067 I understand you have a fear of flying, but this is over-compensating. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1068 It’s good we didn’t have children. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1069 How many times do I have to ask? Please don’t bring vacation home with you. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1070 Faking it until your make it only works in Silicon Valley. Get a plane ticket 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1071 You can go to the beach again. The pandemic is over. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1072 Yep, she's still there. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1073 That's not what they mean by 'staycation.' 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1074 I've gotten used to 'work from home', but I don't think l'm liking 'vacation from home'. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1075 You could’ve just asked me to turn down the thermostat. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1076 I think it's time we tried separate staycations. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1077 Whatever. But can you at least remove the ‘Make America Florida’ bumper sticker from our car? 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1078 The sunscreen's a bit over the top. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1079 Cheeseburger in paradox. 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1080 Lose the Sea Gull 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1081 Not what I was thinking when I brought up the umbrella policy. . 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1082 Gullhead will never have the came cachet as Parrothead. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1083 I feel like your mind is somewhere else. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1084 Yes, you *have* perfected the stay-cation. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1085 Says here it’s not all inclusive 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
1086 I think that we are drifting apart 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1087 I wasn't expecting Vacation Carl until at least mid-June. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1088 I don't care what he told you, summer is still four months away. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1089 Other cruises are cheaper. Show me how you would look on an Alaska cruise. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1090 I know we're on a budget, but surfing the net is not a beach activity! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1091 Ditch your gull friend , and I’ll consider joining you . 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1092 Sweetheart, it can still see your fries. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1093 You look remarkably like my screensaver ... except for the "you" part. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1094 I have to give you credit for embracing the staycation idea. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1095 Well you work from home, it makes sense you’d wanna vacation from home too. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1096 Enjoy your staycation, Jerry. Don't mind me, busting my ass working from home. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1097 It's not fair, I'm stuck in the office 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1098 Remote vacationing 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1099 Okay, okay... I admit it's better to call it a housegull. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1100 Why didn't you take me with you? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1101 You're NOT a pirate, that's not a parrot, and it belongs on your shoulder. We need a new therapist, John. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1102 Give it up, Harvey. I heard what I heard, and you weren't talking about "that beach in the living room. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1103 I’ll just book my ticket, you’re already there. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1104 When you're back from vacation can you take out the trash? 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1105 I feel like you've taken the term "Staycation" to the next level. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1106 You’re always rubbing your happiness in my face. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
1107 I told you to list our Airbnb, not book it! 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
1108 Careful, John, the seagull loves anything that looks like a french fry. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1109 It's all in your mind, George. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1110 Wishful thinking." 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1111 I told you if you fed that bird it would follow you home. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1112 Livin' the dream? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1113 I don't think AI has perfected that dream vacation you asked for. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1114 ' I'm impressed you're not using your phone.' 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1115 I barely touched the thermostat. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1116 Jimmy Buffet my ass, get out there and mow the lawn! 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1117 You need to drain the den before my mother comes over. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1118 No, I can't hear the ocean, but I can feel our 401k sail with a rising tide. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1119 You did promise you would do anything you could to make her feel at home George. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1120 Fine, but divorce will be our LAST resort. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1121 No - I haven't seen your salt shaker. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1122 You're taking this staycation thing very seriously. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1123 I’m having second thoughts about your safari trip! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1124 Never thought El Nino would get to Brooklyn. 1.2520 0.04869 127 100 21 6
1125 This is THE best indoor cabana! Oh,and pass the birdseed. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1126 Would this work just as well without the bird? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1127 If you give him that french fry, all the other gulls will want one 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1128 Sarcasm about a vacation will get you nowhere. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1129 I understand work from home, but I'm not sure "vacation from home" will catch on. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1130 I'ts Tuesday - shouldn't you be in Belgium?? 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1131 I see you’ve gone beyond ‘Work from home’ to ‘Vacation from home’. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1132 I think we should take separate staycations every year. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1133 I said the Earth is warming quicker than scientists thought, but not that quickly. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1134 I may be your wife,but I will not be your beach. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1135 Fine, but the gull friend has to go. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1136 You’re listening to Jimmy Buffett way too much. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1137 Alright, we can turn it back down to 68 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1138 It says the weather's good again, so why don't you two go out onto the porch. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1139 Pretend all you want but Staycations suck 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1140 Working from home today? 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
1141 Can I turn off the wave noises now, Frank? I'm going up to bed. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1142 Lately you seem so distant. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1143 Fred, you cheap bastard, the pandemic is over! 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1144 SPF 30 should be fine. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1145 I could have married a lifeguard. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1146 Why don’t you come and surf the internet with me? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1147 Fake it 'til you make it, right?! 1.2500 0.04078 132 101 29 2
1148 How much longer do you think you will you be in mourning for Jimmy Buffett? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1149 I know we saved a lot on this staycation, but for the last time, it's not just like being in Cancun. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1150 Please take it outside 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1151 Seagulls are not defined as an emotional support animal. We'll have to place the bird in checked baggage. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1152 I’ll have what you’re having 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1153 I see you have given up on the New York State of Mind. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1154 Just because you work from home doesn't mean you should vacation from home, Gerald. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1155 Some of us have to actually work from home. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1156 I get trying out the chair and umbrella. But the seagull? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1157 I know this is your staycation, but do you think the pool boy could help me with the laundry? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1158 I'm not cleaning that hat. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1159 Uh oh. Time to change your hat again. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1160 I don’t need YOUR advice on dealing with MY hot flashes! 1.2500 0.05601 112 93 10 9
1161 If you didn’t want to go back to your job, you could’ve just said so. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1162 OK, OK, I'll book the vacation, but you still have to clean up after the bird. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1163 I see you are taking the cancellation of our cruise vacation well 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1164 Honey you’ve taken staycation a little to far… 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1165 This is taking staycation too far 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
1166 The bird has to go...too bad, the bird is going now. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1167 It's not my fault you blew all our vacation money on a start-up with no revenues. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1168 I'm so glad you suggested his and her vacations! 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1169 Congratulations,honey,you nailed the staycation this year. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1170 And what’s on the itinerary for tomorrow? Jet skiing in the bathtub? 1.2481 0.05052 133 110 13 10
1171 Apparently you have more vacation days than I do. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1172 I can handle everything--even the bird--but you have to stop playing "Margaritaville" on repeat 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1173 You’re vacuuming. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1174 We'd save even more money if you didn't crank the heat to 90 degrees. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1175 Pretty sure we are never going to be intimate again. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1176 Just because you work from home doesn’t mean you need to vacation at home.” 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1177 I'm guessing you've read the travel section. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1178 They said to dress for the job you want. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1179 Next staycation, let's do France. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1180 My inner self tells me you're a hallucination meant to make me long for the pleasant days we spent at the beach last summer. My outer self tells me you're an idiot. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1181 I’d join yo but I forgot my sun screen 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1182 I understand “Work from home” therefore “Vacation from home”, but are you sure that’s sunscreen on your chest? 1.2465 0.04813 142 117 15 10
1183 Don't even think about adding a dune. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1184 See how much easier it is to bring the beach to us than to struggle with the airlines? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1185 You're day dreaming again. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1186 Feeling the burn yet? 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1187 You misunderstood the concept of separate vacations. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1188 It's definitely going to be hot where you're going if you don't clean up the kitchen. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1189 Togetherness 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1190 You may have SAD, but if that bird poops in our house, I'll be MAD. 1.2460 0.05000 126 103 15 8
1191 This isn't quite what I meant when I said I wanted to live closer to the beach. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1192 Bit early don’t you think. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1193 Nice try, Jim. But this side of the room is still the family room, not a topless beach. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1194 They said we can’t check-in until tomorrow afternoon. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1195 My three wishes: you're emulating California; a mudslide takes you out, and I find out how roasted sea-gull tastes. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1196 I'm sorry he died but.... 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
1197 If I have to do the wave noises, I get to do the Jaws song. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1198 Don’t tell me, let me guess. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1199 I already said I don't want to play pool with you. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1200 This isn't what I pictured when I suggested a staycation. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1201 You’re there already. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1202 Nothing in your life crisis seems mid, Daniel. 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1203 Wish you were here. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1204 ' " I hate to ruin your staycation but you need to take the garbage out." 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1205 Well, I think we could both use a cabana boy. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1206 So your flight was canceled. Get over it! 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1207 Mom is SO pleased she got the villa in the divorce settlement. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1208 Remind me--are you in Miami Beach or Malibu? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1209 I’m not sure this constitutes a change of scenery. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1210 Can I get you a towel? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1211 Are you going to want dinner? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1212 I didn't know we were taking 'staycation' so literally. 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
1213 Let it go, Ed. Vacation was over three weeks ago. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1214 You call this working from home? 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1215 What's a four-letter word for doofus? 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1216 That towel boy has been ignoring you all afternoon. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1217 Honey, did you put on sunscreen? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1218 No, I don't see the slightest resemblance to David Hasselhoff. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1219 Can you tilt that umbrella? The sun is blinding me here 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1220 Work from home is great, but I’m not quite buying this vacation from home idea. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1221 Why do I have to work while you just get to hang at the beach? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1222 They say marriage is about compromise 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1223 I was happier when you were in Maui for real. 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1224 Just because I work from home, doesn’t mean you have to holiday from home. 1.2441 0.05088 127 105 13 9
1225 Are you sure SPF 30 is strong enough? 1.2441 0.05210 127 106 11 10
1226 For our next staycation, let’s pretend we’re in Alaska. I’d like to see a bald eagle. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1227 Been there. Done that. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1228 So I'm guessin' the skiing vacation is out. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1229 COVID isolation sure is tough. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1230 Your ad for lifeguard applicants is nicely worded. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1231 How did you get in here? I thought I locked the door. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1232 I think you took the concept of 'dressing for the job you want' a little too far 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1233 If I Uber some more fries will the two of you stop your squabbling? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1234 i think you’re taking your unlimited PTO a little far, hon 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1235 What, is it our anniversary or something? 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1236 Bob,I get that you have seasonal depression, but last time I checked seagulls are not certified emotional support birds. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1237 But do you need practice? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1238 Think I’ve been staring at this screen too long 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1239 I’ve got a fuckin’ bird on my head! 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1240 'Well, it's not worse than the whole "Lumberjack" thing from a couple of years ago...' 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1241 You're cleaning up after the seagull. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
1242 So you refuse to help me with 31 across? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1243 No, the girl will NOT get you a refill. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1244 The gull is a nice touch. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1245 I take it that’s a no vote for the Alaskan cruise … 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1246 Don't get too comfortable. We're out of toilet paper. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1247 Who ordered the wave machine? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1248 The bird is a nice touch. A bit much, but nice 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1249 Wishful drinking again? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1250 Exactly, how do we go about charging our son's tuition to your room? 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1251 ‘Working hard or hardly working from home?’ 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1252 What did you think you were going to get when you ordered the Bird of Paradise drink ? 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1253 The beach is a state of mind 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1254 The seagull should deliver my email to your hat in a few seconds. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1255 No more Trader Joe's for you. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1256 I identify as being on a beach vacation. Problem? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1257 On the non stop to Margaritaville it’s an extra $1,000 for the parrot. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1258 I'll take my 'New York State of Mind' over your 'Miami Vice.' 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1259 Yeah, not quite the same as white sandy beaches. But I would look at it this way: no sunburn, no sand kicked in my face, no getting swamped by an incoming tide. Just occasional swiping away a little gull doo-doo. What's not to like? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1260 Hey, you're the one who wanted to buy from Trump Resorts. 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1261 When will the sand be delivered? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1262 Says here staycations are no longer the big thing. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1263 That's a seagull you idiot, not a parrot 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
1264 Pookie, you have a strange man stuck to your feet" 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
1265 Oh,your mother called. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1266 Fine, but the seagull has to go! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1267 Bob, your green screen has fallen down again… 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1268 I just got a marital tsunami alert. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1269 Sounds of the Sea would be better on your earbuds. 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
1270 So how is your separate vacation working out? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1271 Not quite what I was expecting when I suggested a staycation. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1272 You're adopted, John 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1273 And next year, let’s staycation in Paris! 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1274 I'm starting to find your California Casual aesthetic a little over the top. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1275 OK, it's good enough for Facebook. You can go change. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1276 Honey,your hat just pooped. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1277 Alright, alright - you've made your point about my tropical scented candles. 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1278 Your little friend is about to become an endangered species. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1279 You did one load of laundry. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1280 The cruise line has found your luggage. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1281 Let’s name him Steven. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1282 So this is your idea of living off the grid? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1283 No. I'm happy you came. But who's the guy in the hat? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1284 No change in the forecast, 72 and overcast. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1285 Don't let that parrot poop on my hat. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1286 I'm positive now that you left the screen door open again. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1287 Maybe next year we'll try the other side of the island? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1288 Have you ever had the impression that we're not in the same place anymore? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1289 Hospice suits you. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1290 Honey, I thought you said this was a micro dose 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1291 When the tide comes in, our carpet's had it. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1292 Please! You are getting sand on the floor. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1293 Turn down the thermostat Wayne, I'm not interested in joining your "all inclusive" weekend. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1294 They say it’s going to rain today 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
1295 Did you remember to put on your sunscreen, Dear? 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1296 How's that new reality working for you? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1297 I get it, you want me to retire too. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1298 You can't go wrong with a full spectrum SPF-50, honey. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1299 At least you're saving on sunscreen. 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
1300 Where are you going next week? 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1301 The only thing you’re missing now is the sunburn. 1.2388 0.03989 134 104 28 2
1302 So, next year we can actually go to Cabo, right 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1303 I understand the umbrella, the bird, the outfit and the food, but could you at least have the decency to cover your feet? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1304 ''I'm telling you, Darrell, this laptop-controlled VR Kit is amazing. You should see what I'm seeing.'' 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1305 Another mojito please, and a sardines on the rocks for my friend 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1306 I'm OK with the seagull but sand is where I draw the line! 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1307 Okay, okay. Lose the parasol and I'll book us the Bermuda trip. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1308 I just don't get the umbrella. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1309 Are you mad at me? 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1310 I think that gull is about to change your Paradise paradigm." 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1311 It's 2024, dear. Some people would think you've lost your mind. I mean, come on: a plastic straw?" 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1312 By the way, this is the last “staycation” I’m taking with you. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1313 Make sure you return from "Spring Break" with enough time to take the recycling out. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1314 If you want a cheeseburger in paradise, call Uber Eats. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1315 This isn't what I meant when I said staycation. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1316 You know Herb... I'ts about time your re-think your retirement plan. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1317 Ya know honey, maybe those Virtual Reality glasses really do work 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1318 Careful, there's no wife guard on duty. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1319 After 6 years together, I’m only just now noticing how weird your feet look. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1320 Hope you're using a good sunscreen. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1321 I’m having second thoughts about that trip to Venice. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1322 I thought you were planning to staycation up north this year." 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1323 No, I will not do a hula dance. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1324 "It's long Covid, why hasn't the bird caught it?" 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1325 am I the woman to blame in your Margaritaville fantasy? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1326 It's 'A bird in the hand, not a bird on the hat' 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1327 OK, I'm ready. Rationalize your cheapness. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1328 Mom said it's my turn to wear the bird hat. 1.2368 0.05614 114 97 7 10
1329 I accept you identify as a ‘beach person’. You’re still cleaning up the bird poop! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1330 You know, you could have just asked me to turn down the thermostat. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1331 You really take this 'staycation' thing to the next level. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1332 It says here that what you bought is a scam. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1333 Well, that’s a lot better than that chipmunk idea you had. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1334 Your nose is pink. Must be this noon day sun. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1335 Wow man! Remote vacations! That IS the next step. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1336 Check out this quote Gandhi said " be the change that you wish to see in this world" 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1337 You've made your point. I am still not turning on the AC when it's winter! 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1338 Wasting away again in sofaville. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1339 I wish I was that bird. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1340 I told you your air points wouldn't get you far 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1341 Obviously, you are not happy with my suggestion of a staycation. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1342 Look, if you're jealous of my work from home, just say it. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1343 Try as you might, the IRS doesn't count a webinar as a business trip. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1344 Separate vacations seem to work for us. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1345 A little early in the season for the Jimmy Buffet look? 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1346 What's with the bird? 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1347 Your friend can get its own drink. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1348 The nerve! Fifteen dollars extra for bathtub snorkeling? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1349 So the beach bum becomes the home bum! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1350 You're taking 'Staycation' to a whole new level. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1351 Why can't you live out a fantasy of doing housework? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1352 I told you,…no planes, no hassles, cost-effective. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1353 Yes, it's all rubbed in and no you do not need any on your back. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1354 They say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck but so far so good. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1355 Just because you work from home doesn't mean you need to vacation from home. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1356 I think you can skip the SPF50 today. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1357 Instead of annual raises, this year we got vacation from home days. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1358 You know, Donna says her husband painted their bathroom on his “staycation”. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1359 You take your staycation and I'll take mine. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1360 ''It's called manifesting.'' 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1361 This is not what I meant when I said “let’s bring the beach to us.” 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1362 When’s your Zoom call with the Anchorage office? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1363 Staying long? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1364 One day we all had to lose our pandemic habits, George 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1365 There’s a hole in your hat. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1366 I guess that explains the turtle in the bathtub. 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
1367 Are you really asking me for a weather report? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1368 Maybe we're taking our Staycation a little too seriously? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1369 Don't forget we have reservations for a couple's dinner in the dining room at eight tonight. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1370 I admire your commitment to spring break in spite of your fear of flying. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1371 Go and run the pool for me will you darling? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1372 Indoor staycations are not a thing. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1373 After 30 years of marriage the Donaldsons enjoy the hour they both agreed the temperature in the house was just right... 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1374 You have one wish left, Professor. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1375 I not only work from home, I also vacation from home. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1376 I dunno! It came with the fries and the drink... 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1377 You're really taking this Staycation to another level. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1378 No, I said "Room-mate wanted in Jamaica,QUEENS" 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1379 Come on in here, Charlie, and see what your ChatGPT vacation self is doing. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1380 I wouldn't rely on Punxsutawney Phil, if I were you. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1381 Can I come with you on your next staycation? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1382 Let me know when you're ready for another Watermelon Majito Granita. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1383 Is this a tribute to Jimmy Buffet or a protest against shoveling the drive again today? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1384 No, he did not follow us home; he followed you home. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1385 Looks like you both need some Southern Comfort... 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1386 Dad, 'taking a chill pill' is just an expression. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1387 I think you’re taking our staycation a bit too seriously 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1388 I know we saved money on the hotel, Phil, but how much was the bird? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1389 You know for the "Invisible Man" you've got a lot going on visually. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1390 just give him a little sip 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1391 Has the AI taken my clothes off yet? 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
1392 The costume, the umbrella, your refreshments -- okay. But the bird must go. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1393 I guess I'm not as "gullible" as you 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1394 Are those fries still warm? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1395 Honey, you are taking this staycation too far. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1396 That bird's gotta go. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1397 Hey, it says here that you don't need a REAL ID until NEXT year! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1398 My dear goodness, a self inflicted mirage! Delete! Delete! 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1399 George, this was not my idea of a ‘stay-cation’! 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1400 Don't look at me like that. Granddad really loved Weekend at Bernie's — this is what he wanted. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1401 I think you’ve taken staycation a bit too far. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1402 Only physically are we in the Mid West, honey. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1403 It's been fifteen minutes. Time to turn over. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1404 I'm leaving you. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1405 I knew Jimmie Buffet and you're no Jimmy Buffet. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1406 Enjoy your fantasy; but you still have to clean up after the bird. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1407 Covid rules let us actually travel again. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1408 Do you know you have albatross on your head? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1409 Will you grab me a planters punch on your way to water aerobics? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1410 If I don't hear the ocean, I'm not getting into my swim suit. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1411 How's this new Vacation From Home policy working out for you? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1412 I was thinking more along the lines of ‘teleworking at a remote beach’ and not so much ‘beaching remotely.’ But I admire your spirit. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1413 I hope that’s not your new hat. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1414 I told you the french fries were a bad idea. Expect more company shortly 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1415 I know it’s not exactly like being there, but on the positive side think of the money you’re saving on sunscreen. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1416 Don't get me involved. Take a selfie and send it to work. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1417 I hope you saved enough money to afford a new hat. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1418 Its going to take a manatee to impress me! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1419 Sorry, I'm going to skip the staycation this year. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1420 No gratuity, no Mai Tai. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1421 Be sure to send me pictures from you vacation! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1422 Not all of us are retired and I don't care if you want to sit around all day in your shorts, but the bird has got to go. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1423 What did you think a” fractional time share”was going to be?” 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1424 Sorry, this resort isn't all-inclusive. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1425 OK you win. Get yourself a VR goggle program , but you have to get rid of the seagull. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1426 I was fantasizing about cheese fries with bacon, and it took off from there. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1427 Can you believe it’s almost Friday? 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1428 When does your flight arrive? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1429 His and Hers staycation! Why didn't we think of this years ago? 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1430 Okay, I’ve got the message - I’ll turn the heating down” 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1431 If you get one grain of sand on my side of the room, it'll be seagull fricasee for dinner. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1432 I’m still not lowering the thermostat. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1433 Nobodies gonna know. How would they know? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1434 I hope you don’t think I’m cleaning that up 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1435 I told you I’m not ready to move to Margaritaville 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1436 That bird has been a bad influence on you. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1437 They only gave you all this stuff so you’ll sign up for the timeshare 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
1438 Nice touch. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1439 When your staycation is over, can we keep the bird? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1440 Says here you've got the common JERSEY BEGGING GULL on your head Mr Au.du.bon. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1441 Hawaii or Iceland? What’s your thought? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1442 It was only a thousand more points for the bird. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1443 Donald, topless, again? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1444 I think you're getting more out of this staycation than I am. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1445 We’ve really grown apart, Stanley. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1446 At least there is no resort fee 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1447 I am the woman to blame. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1448 In case you change your mind, it stopped raining 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1449 You don’t need the prop seagull to prove this is a staycation. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1450 I don't mind your subtle suggestions that we go on a Bermuda vacation, but tell the bird to shut the hell up, he ain't going! 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1451 You're doing staycation wrong. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1452 You can stop trying to convince me that any house can be a beach house, I’m booking the trip. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1453 I love our dual climate living room. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1454 Nice try,but Im not breaking out the bikini. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1455 George, you’re 45. You have to get over this obsession with Spring Break. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1456 No more excuses. I'm calling the roofers tomorrow. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1457 He came with the hat. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1458 Our marriage being a day at the beach was not to be taken literally. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1459 It's not an albatross. You're my albatross, Fred. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1460 Once again, I'm sorry I had to cancel our vacation for work. There's no need to be this passive aggressive about it. But the bird is a nice touch. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1461 Jimmy, we're not in Margaritaville any more. 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
1462 Ever think you might be taking this staycation thing too far? 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
1463 Don’t forget the sunblock, 🌞 You know how easily you burn ! 🔥 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1464 OK, five o'clock in Torremolinos, Tangier next up. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1465 I don’t think that is what they mean by staycation 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1466 You do know the groundhog went back in his hole? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1467 Somehow, I think you might ace that mind-over-matter course. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1468 Working from home follows up with vacationing from home? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1469 Sorry your virtual reality headset broke. Are you still enjoying your vacation? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1470 At least when I steal your fries I don't use your hat as a toilet. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1471 You look ridiculous…there’s no sun in here 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1472 Enjoy yourself. But if the bird poops on the rug, you're both out in the snow." 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1473 So, how is your all-inclusive stay-cation going? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1474 You’re taking the “dress for the job you want” advice a bit too far 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1475 Alexa. Add pina colada mix to the grocery list. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1476 Sorry for vacuuming your sand 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1477 The furnace is working--you made your point. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1478 No, I am literally reading the will. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1479 Oh Phil, you’ve got to stop taking that groundhog so seriously! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1480 Your staycation is encroaching on my "me" time. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1481 I miss him too, but it's time to stop mourning Jimmy Buffet and go back to work...and let the bird go. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1482 Hey, bird...Get off my George Segal!!! 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1483 SPF Zero? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1484 I'm jealous. Early retirement looks great! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1485 So all you did was hit Unsubscribe, you say? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1486 You can identify as being at the beach all you want, but this is Wichita. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1487 Now that's what I call a 'Dream Vacation'. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1488 You have your staycation, I have mine. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1489 Working remotely? Or not remotely working? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1490 I don’t care if you are on a staycation, the trash still needs to be taken out. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1491 Maybe you should shut the patio doors for the rest of your staycation. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1492 One month of mourning Jimmy is more than enough. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1493 Amazing what AI can do. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1494 Babe, I know the groundhog didn’t see its shadow, but early spring or not, it’s still February. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1495 We really need to start taking our staycations at the same time. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1496 The heating company is really enjoying your staycation 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1497 you’re telling me you woke up at 5am to reserve that seat? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1498 Nice try. It's still winter. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1499 Tide's out, Brian. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1500 No matter how far you go with this I will NOT be your beachside bartender babe. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1501 DID YOU JUST GET HOME? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1502 Some like it hot! 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1503 You’re right. This is better than Paris. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1504 At least you took your shoes off like I asked. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1505 So much for your airline miles. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1506 If you want me to wear a bikini, forget it. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1507 It looks like you've perfected this work from home thing. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1508 Nice to get away from the home office, right? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1509 Remember tomorrow's trash day. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1510 Well, I choose not to inhabit your realistic staycation. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1511 I’m no legal expert, but I’m sure you just infringed on Jimmy Buffett’s intellectual property. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1512 How dare you bring your side beach into our home! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1513 When the boy comes by again, I'd love a Pina Colada! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1514 You still owe me for the resort fee. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1515 I see poolside service is being discontinued as of now. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1516 Who threw out the travel section? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1517 This is not what I had in mind when I said "staycation 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1518 You know, Fred, I would almost rather you just walk around in a sheet and groan than keep coming back like this. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1519 The virtual reality is that you got scammed. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1520 Yes,I can tell what your preference is and we are still going to visit my mother. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1521 I get the hat. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1522 Did we miss the boat or is this a stay at home cruise line. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1523 I hope you're not wearing that outfit to couples counseling. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1524 Did you find him on the beach, Polly? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1525 Stay-cations save even more money when we turn off the AC. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1526 I think you might need a wider brim. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1527 I really think you over estimated the odds of a section of the plane falling off on our trip to Florida. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
1528 You're taking this whole "staycation" thing a little too seriously, don't you think? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1529 Because I enjoy it, David. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1530 Are you hinting Aruba this year? 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
1531 You think the sight of you like this will prevent me from wanting to go to the Caribbean? 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1532 Be careful, you-know-who has the "I want all the fries" look on its face. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1533 Greg, I think you're taking this staycation a little too seriously. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1534 I ran into Beavis today. He says he misses you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1535 Let me know if you want me to do your back. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1536 I guess you're on staycation now? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1537 Steven, you're sleep-beaching again. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1538 No, I can’t hold your things while she goes to the bathroom. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1539 I know we need a vacation, honey, but we won’t make a dent into global warming if you keep the thermostat at 90 degrees for 4 months. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1540 You just had to keep the bird. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1541 We differ on the parameters of a staycation. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1542 I also wish we had a pool ! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1543 She is either thinking about nesting in your hat or making a grab for your fries. Frankly, and for my entertainment, I'm hoping she is about to relieve herself. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1544 if it sh1ts in here, you're cleaning it up" 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1545 I swear, Howard, one more verse of "Do you like pina coladas?" and I'm outta here! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1546 That reminds me, did you take the trash out? 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1547 You’ve proved your point “Vacationing from home” is not the same as “working from home” 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1548 Not what I meant when I said seize the day, Rob. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1549 So this explains the pile of sand on our bed? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1550 No, I haven't seen your lost shaker of salt. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1551 This AI bot is getting a little creepy don’t you think? The bird on my head just pooped on me! 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1552 What now, Mr. President? 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1553 What's a four-letter word for an extinct bird starting with a 'd' and ending with an 'o' and having a repeating sound in it? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1554 See, I told you you were gullible. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1555 What do you think will happen when your mother flies all the way to the Bahamas and can't find you? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1556 From couch potato to snow bird without leaving home. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1557 I don't care what his "natural environment" is. He belongs in a cage! 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1558 Staycation takes on a new meaning... 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1559 The seagull is a nice touch, but I ain't going. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1560 Please ask your seagull to poop outside. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1561 Bob, there are other ways to check out in an election year. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1562 I'm ready for separate staycations. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1563 This staycation is for the birds and no I will not bring you another Sex on the Beach cocktail 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1564 When I said I liked The Beach Boys... 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1565 It's time to re-apply your sunscreen 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1566 George, you have taken this "staycation" idea a bit too far. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1567 I pronounce “Life’s a beach” differently. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1568 Nope, not convinced -- the hole in the roof still needs to be fixed. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1569 Once the tide goes back out, can you unload the dishwasher? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1570 This is still better than traveling with the kids. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1571 Is this your way of treating seasonal depression? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1572 You sure are making the most of those VR goggles. By the way, there’s poop on your hat. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1573 You’re in the right state of mind for a tropical beach vacation. You just need a beach. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1574 No, I don’t think you need more sunscreen 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1575 Fuck off, George! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1576 Okay, okay. I’m sorry I called you a shady character. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1577 Must you taunt me while I’m still hard at work? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1578 Your gull is staring at me again. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1579 Those 600 watt lightbulbs have been a game changer. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1580 I hope you remembered your sunscreen! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1581 Okay, I’ll dim the lights. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1582 you have one more hour, then the thermostat goes back to 70 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1583 It’s low tide again Ralph. Why don’t you go forage in the kitchen for washed up sea cucumbers? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1584 Your visioning has gotten better 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1585 I think your view is pretty good, actually. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1586 You'll need a product with a Resentment Protection Factor of at least 50. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1587 No, Jim. I'm not going to start calling it the "Living-our-best-lives room." 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
1588 No, I don't want to play 'Beach Blanket Bingo.' 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1589 You might be taking these micro breaks a bit overboard. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1590 I’m getting major New Yorker cartoon vibes right now. 1.2231 0.05181 121 103 9 9
1591 These travel sites are remarkably slow. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1592 I think making popcorn would be a bad idea 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1593 Nice try. But I remind you that we are still in New York and it is 18 degrees outside. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1594 The seagull was a nice final touch but you'll have to pick up any bird poop afterwards. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1595 Your mindfulness exercises finally starting to kick in? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1596 Should we go somewhere for spring break? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1597 You'd better watch those fries. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1598 Chill, you two. The neighbors haven’t even taken down their Christmas lights yet. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1599 No, there is no daily maid service turning down the bed. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1600 that’s not exactly what i meant by surfing 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1601 When your abs are ready, I will book the trip! 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
1602 Oh, Lord, Clean-up on Fantasy Isle #3! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1603 I love the newspaper 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1604 What's a five letter word for staycation idiot? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1605 So now you work from home and vacation from home. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1606 I thought we said no pets. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1607 The seagull's a bit much. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1608 Fine,Dan. You are the best traveler EVER. We are all SO impressed with what you can fit in your carryon. Is that what you want to hear? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1609 Ask your bird to be quiet. I’m working. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1610 enjoying feminism? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1611 I’m looking at you, Chuck. That means I’m the one who’s whale watching. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1612 How long have you two been together? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1613 That doesn't help. It's still only February. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1614 Is it my turn to wear the VR headset yet? 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1615 I can't believe you just sit there and don't go in the water. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1616 Can I have a fry please? 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
1617 More than you bargained for, Harold, but that's the breaks with genie wishes. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1618 When I suggested you prepare for our vacation at the boardwalk, I meant a spray tan. 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
1619 One too many shades. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1620 I have this feeling you’re always watching me. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1621 If that parrot signs "Cheeseburger in Paradise" one more time I am going to have him stuffed! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1622 Now isn't this more fun than the beach? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1623 I think you’ll be fine with SPF 10. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1624 Get your own refill, and put on your slides…the sand is hot! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1625 Damnit George, I just vacuumed. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1626 I see you fully embraced the staycation idea. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
1627 Yes, SPF 20 should definitely do the trick. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1628 Stop calling me 'cabana girl'. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1629 When I asked ‘Who brought that stupid thing in?’ I was talking to the seagull. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1630 How's retirement practice going? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1631 Is that your surfboard in the bathtub? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1632 Shhhhh, can’t you see I’m manifesting over here! 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
1633 I have to admire your sangfroid. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1634 It says right here,staycation does not include room service. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1635 ‘Can you tell your seagull to pipe down a bit, George? Trying to have an online meeting here.’ 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1636 First pedicure and look at you. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1637 There’s some poop on you hat 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1638 I really enjoy working hybrid. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1639 Can I get you anything else? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1640 You are taking this west coast lifestyle a bit too literal. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1641 Honey, I think you’re taking remote work too literally. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1642 You actually have to travel to broaden the mind 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1643 It's says here Dodo's aren't extinct, they just evolved. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1644 On second thought let's spend our staycation in the mountains." 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1645 It's your own damn fault. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1646 I'd like to revisit our vacation from home policy. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1647 Vacationing in the psycho-tropics? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1648 Really Mr. Seigel.... 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1649 I don’t care if you are on “Vacation”, French fries are still off your diet. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1650 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I told you I wanted a beach house. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1651 It says there's jazzercise in the kitchen at 8 am. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1652 I know you're upset that we lost out on that beachfront property, but this is ridiculous. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1653 Why can't you have a parakeet, like everyone else? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1654 Vacation or no vacation, I still need you to clean out the garage. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1655 Your Jimmy Buffett mourning period has expired, Roger. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1656 Just remember what is covering all those pier posts at the beach 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1657 Welcome to Heaven, Jimmy Buffet. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1658 So it's raining Norman. Get over it and put the bird back in the cage. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1659 When they said this room came with a view of the beach, this isn’t what I was expecting at all. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1660 So just how long do you think this “honeymoon phase” of your retirement is going to last? 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1661 It’s not my fault you lost your shaker of salt. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1662 It's a three-day weekend, not a staycation. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1663 Yes, I do think my parents noticed you were a bit checked out over supper. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1664 Fine, we'll switch to a 40w bulb. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1665 How about just buying a sporty, red convertible? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1666 You be you, and I'll be me. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1667 Are we eccentric, Honey? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1668 Oh, look! The calendar says you’re due home tonight! That’s lucky…tomorrow is garbage pickup day! 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1669 The seagull is taking it too far. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1670 So you're WFH today? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1671 OK OK, so the sky light was a good idea after all. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1672 It's insane that we're getting miles for this. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1673 I know what you’re doing is an excuse not to get dressed! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1674 Where’d you get the fries? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1675 I think you are taking this staycation a bit too literally. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1676 Oh all right! We’ll go to the beach this weekend! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1677 Are you enjoying your “staycation”? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1678 May the bird of paradise fly up your nose! 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1679 You do you, but the gull’s got to go. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1680 I'm diggin' your new living room shades. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1681 Forget it! That beach no longer exists. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1682 You may want to consider washing that hat. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1683 Jimmy Buffett is rolling over in his grave right now. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1684 I wish I had your imagination. 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
1685 let me guess,you're having a heat wave? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1686 I'm stuffed, and so is the bird. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1687 You're taking this staycation a little too far. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1688 Keep that thought. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1689 What is Pedro pascal? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1690 It’s me or the bird. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1691 « So research shows the benefits of downtime and rest on overall health and mental capacity. But the seagull is overkill Michael. » 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1692 Remote workers aren't required to do remote vacays, too. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1693 Did you remember to put on sun screen? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1694 This says seagulls shouldn’t eat fries because the salt, oil and fat can be harmful. You should eat them. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1695 I’ll say it again, ‘No I’m not going to Florida,’ but the sea gull is a nice touch. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1696 It's amazing what delivery services can do these days. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1697 I’m okay with a staycation, but I draw the line at wildlife. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1698 No, your staycation is NOT all inclusive. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1699 “The Cayman Islands called. You forgot your sunscreen.” 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1700 I guess you can take the bum from the beach but........ 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1701 I feel like we should be more concerned about climate change. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1702 Come back, Walter. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1703 Did you remember your sunscreen? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1704 This is not what I meant by getting ready for our vacation. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1705 You should be aware, the red flag's out by the tub. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1706 Having a good staycation dear? 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1707 This article says that working from home actually increases productivity. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1708 These Happy Meal toys are really getting out of hand. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1709 Don’t forget the sunscreen. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1710 I've heard of a stay-cation but this is ridiculous... 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1711 I still think we should call about a new roof. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1712 ‘UV-Ray’ 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1713 Do we have sunscreen?” 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1714 Nothing beats New York's dry radiator heat. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1715 I know he didn’t see his shadow, but this feels a bit much. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1716 You're missing the concept of separate vacations. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1717 It's more than a state of mind, Gina. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1718 No! I do not need a hint! 1.2162 0.03925 111 87 24 0
1719 You have taken stay-cation to a whole new level. Bert! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1720 I think you're taking this "staycation" thing a bit too far! 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1721 My therapist said to practice mind over matter. 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1722 That's not rain falling on your hat !!! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1723 I think you have your Vision Pro on backwards. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1724 I’m not so sure about this hybrid home and vacation arrangement. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1725 I said,"We need a bench in here." 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1726 All prepared for Shark Week, are we? 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
1727 Harvey, I think you need to look up the definition of 'Staycation.' 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
1728 Do you want to take it outside? 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
1729 Bob and Janice quickly realize they were each on a different staycation. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1730 This afternoon's dolphin encounter has been cancelled. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1731 You can take Jimmy Buffett out of the tropics, but... . 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1732 It's just a state of mind! 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1733 I’ve got to find a new brand of mushroom 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1734 Is the new remote job in Tahiti working out? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1735 The coastline isn’t the only thing that’s eroding. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1736 You know, you could just TELL me you want the heat turned down. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1737 I told you we needed dimmers. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1738 I'm running the bath for your dive. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1739 I said BIRD, not TURD, on your head. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1740 Fine. But next time it's the mountains. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1741 I’m not picking up after that bird, Bob. He’s your responsibility. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1742 The UberEats driver said he’d dress as a cabana boy for an extra twenty bucks. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1743 You're missing the palm tree. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1744 George, did the bird come free with your Staycation? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1745 Dorothy, this ‘living out our fantasy’ thing, how’s it supposed to work? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1746 I feel your Margaritaville vibe but you still have to shovel the driveway Howard. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1747 Bird food’s on sale! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1748 According to WebMD it’s “Jimmy Buffet-itis” 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1749 I really think that it’s your ability to take a beach vacation at home that saves our marriage. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1750 I sense you want to go to the beach for vacation. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1751 Marriage is a journey, not a destination. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1752 Carl, I got the Wi-Fi working, let’s see if Covid’s still happening. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1753 You are a staycation master. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1754 Could you pass me the sunshine, please. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1755 You're going to need to turn of vacation mode at some point" 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1756 Let me guess. It’s migration time. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1757 Honestly, I'm regretting the Margaritaville-At-Home kit. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1758 If you are still pushing for a stay-cation this year, I promise you this isn't it. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1759 Next time you take a dip in the ocean, raise the toilet seat. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1760 How's that "power of the mind" thing working out for ya? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1761 After getting this ottoman I can relate to you so much better. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1762 No, I am not going to strut around in my bikini! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1763 You can’t ‘manifest’ a vacation. Your boss called twice. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1764 When I said 'prep for vacation' I was thinking more of packing. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1765 Of course, I remember inviting you to drop by when we met in Montauk. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1766 Don't you dare crap on my tropical Ken manakin! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1767 This is one way to cure seasonal depression. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1768 From the minute you brought home that seagull, I knew this would happen. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1769 This may be too casual even for work from home 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1770 If Jonathan doesn't stop whistling that insipient theme song I'm selling his Golden Globe! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1771 Working from home holidays are awesome 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
1772 So now if your mother calls I won't technically be lying to her, got it. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1773 Get the wax outta your ears, Henry. I said beagles make great companions, not seagulls. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1774 You were right Frank, sea levels are surely rising but I’m not sure this is what they meant by disaster preparedness. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1775 Staycation is a good look for you. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1776 See! I was right. Think how much you’ve saved. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1777 You're giving me pigeon envy. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1778 I told you this three-season room would add value to our home. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1779 Hey, Siri, turn down the ocean’s greatest hits. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1780 You're trending. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1781 Did you touch the thermostat again? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1782 You're taking this whole 'staycation' thing a bit too far, Bill. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1783 Enough! I'll add VR goggles to your gift list. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1784 You realize your staycation's over the minute that bird poops anywhere but on your hat. 1.2121 0.04692 132 112 12 8
1785 What's a seven letter word for sphincter? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1786 So that's a 'Beach Happy-Meal' 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1787 You know, I have a practice that’s limited to patients that are recalcitrant to follow up. They actually pay me to do this. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1788 I think the bird is a little over the top-so to speak. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1789 Were they out of vultures? 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1790 That took an ugly tern. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
1791 I take it you like the new indoor/outdoor furniture." 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1792 Get your own damned Mai Tai, Mr. Staycation. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1793 Aruba called; no vacancies ... oh, I see you already know! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1794 Fine. Fine. We'll take a Florida vacation next winter. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1795 I’m pre-beaching and yes, the seagull is a trainee to protect my space and snacks from other gulls. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1796 Shame on me for thinking you can't work from home as a travel journalist 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1797 Him, maybe. But you haven't fooled me! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1798 You'll never get the true concept of staycation. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1799 No,this does not take the place of our summer vacation!! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1800 I'm beginning to sense some resentment about our agreement to make it a 'stay-cation' this year. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1801 Great vacation spot, should we reserve it for next year 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1802 So I googled, "how to win the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest," and the answer is, "you can't." 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1803 Is this how you pictured married life? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1804 Okay, time's up--it's my turn to go on vacation." -sk whidbey island wa 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1805 You take staycations way too seriously. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1806 I don’t mind your ‘staycationing’ without me, but that bird has got to go. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1807 I'm researching pest control and cleaning & restoration companies. Would you like another slushy? 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1808 Just because you've added props, it's still a staycation. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1809 Oh please, Jonathan Livingston. He looks just as lifelike as a real Florida vacationer. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1810 Maybe it's just a cardboard replica! 1.2100 0.04094 100 79 21 0
1811 It’s not a timeshare, Kevin, it’s our mortgage. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1812 It’s work from home not vacation from home! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1813 You saw your shadow again didn’t you Phil. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1814 What are you lacing those Margaritas with now, Hal? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1815 Let's get divorced. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1816 How's that Bermuda tax shelter working out for you now? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1817 I think you went overboard after reading that article on how to stay safe during spring break, 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1818 You're kidding yourself. That's not the bluebird of happiness. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1819 Time for a change in lattitude? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1820 That time of the year 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1821 Pity your hands are occupied. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1822 When did you get a bird? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1823 Come sea, come caw. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
1824 Your seasonal affective disorder has clearly worsened! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1825 Lenny, you're really leaning into these staycations! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1826 Global warming with sea levels rising 79.5 feet won't happen in your lifetime, dear. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1827 The seas are rising and I'm ready. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1828 You've taken Staycation to the next level 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1829 Ahh. Now this is the life... 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1830 I don't understand your lack of interest in the news. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1831 Try what you will, but we are still going to the Catskills for summer. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
1832 Still undecided about your time share staycation?! You could be in the laptop of luxury right from your very own home! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1833 I'm glad you decided to go south this winter. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1834 i guess you really mean it when you say that life with me is like a day at the beach, so get off your ass and get me what you are drinking. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1835 When I asked what’s with him, I was speaking to the parrot. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
1836 I think we have different definitions of work-from-home. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1837 Well you look like you're enjoying your staycation. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1838 Parrot Heads have you beat. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1839 Enough already... I won't suggest a staycation again. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1840 Are you still upset that I just wanted to do a stay at home vacation? 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1841 The Florida trip wasn't THAT memorable. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1842 Are you still mad that I booked more nights in Mexico City than Cancun? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1843 Not crazy about the sand, but love your cabana boy. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1844 Nope, I don't think there's a chance you'll be selected as a juror in the classified documents trial. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1845 Shorts with stripes - let's just say it's a bold choice. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1846 I suppose you're trying to send me a message. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1847 You've taken this 'stay-cation' trend to the next level, hon. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1848 Since you got off of the medication these visual hallucinations are working well for you. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1849 Stop deluding yourself. You need to see a foot doctor." 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1850 I think your new positive attitude is having an effect 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1851 The gull isn't eating your fries, so not believable. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1852 Worst pet ever! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1853 Well it's cheaper than the divorce YOU wanted 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1854 That’s the tub overflowing, not the beach. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1855 Time to move on,dear. Jimmy is gone and never coming back! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1856 I don't think this is what your therapist meant by 'work life balance' 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1857 I thought she said fun in the sun, not fun with hon. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1858 I so regret making you watch 'Barbie'. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1859 Yes, Harold, look. I'm getting a sunburn. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1860 And all your’re missing is sun, sand, surf and girls strolling by in string bikinis. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1861 New gutters or a Caribbean vacation - Which would you rather do with our tax rebate? 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1862 I take it you're not crazy about the Alaskan cruise idea? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1863 Technically, neither of us is actually present in this conversation. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1864 I 'll travel over on the weekend 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
1865 This isn’t what I imagined when I suggested we take separate vacations. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
1866 You made your point, we'll go on vacation - but the bird stays. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1867 It's still February, I'm not turning down the heat. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1868 When our therapist suggested seperate vacations, I don't think this is what she had in mind. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1869 The radiator should turn off in another week. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1870 Love the indoor/outdoor flow 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1871 You know Earl... This separate vacation idea seems to be working. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1872 You were very smart to wear that poop protection hat. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1873 Did you put sunscreen on your legs? 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
1874 No amount of sunscreen will convince me this is a real vacation. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
1875 Yep. French fries will do it! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1876 Bob I know you’re disappointed the pool in this Airbnb is broken, but this is a bit much! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1877 What part of "enjoying the sun" don't you get? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1878 Look, if you want to retire there's a process. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1879 You bought a seagull. Does this make you gullible or gullable? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1880 This must be another suggestion from the Mindfulness for Dummies book my mom got you for Christmas. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1881 If the Seagull is real, why isn't he eating your french fries? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1882 When the marriage counsellor said we should recreate the magic of when we first met, I don’t think they meant it this literally. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1883 This is not exactly the "staycation" I imagined. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1884 Does this work for you,dear? 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1885 Like they say, “Dress for the lifestyle you want.” 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1886 So let me guess, you’re on an A. I. beach day?” 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1887 Yes, your bill will be "all inclusive". 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1888 I know birds of a feather flock together, but I thought you were a chicken, not a seagul! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1889 Caww! So this is what 13 years of marriage looks like! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1890 Sunglasses? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1891 Marge, you’ve got to try this new VR set 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
1892 The bird is a nice touch but I don't think you it will help your tan. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1893 Why do people get separated 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1894 If you work from home it makes sense to go on vacation from home. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1895 You'll need that wide brim Hat, if he decides to take a Dump... 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1896 To heighten your vacation effect, I can flush the toilet a couple of times so you hear water rushing to the shore. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1897 When you said you will be on vacation, I thought you will leave at least the living room. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1898 I think your ‘cheap solution’ to a winter break needs some work. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1899 Forecast says that after gentle pressure to grow the hell up, major storms are expected 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1900 This motherfucker. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
1901 Good try, but this is Wisconsin and it's February 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1902 Im okay with your extended lockdown,but the bird has to go. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1903 I get it Robbie,but I’m still not going to drive you south for the winter 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
1904 A bird on the hat is worth two in a rush. 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
1905 You’ve really figured out this whole work from home thing haven’t you… 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1906 The epidemic is already over, Mark. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1907 Says here, staycations are so yesterday. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1908 This wasn't exactly my idea of a staycation. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1909 Okay, okay. I'll turn the thermostat down. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1910 Will I turn off the lamp so you don't burn? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1911 I told you I needed a vacation from our vacation 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1912 I see you are still having issues adjusting to the long Alaskan winters. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1913 Anything to avoid housework 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
1914 Are you insane? No sunscreen? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1915 Tan away,while I read about melanoma. 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
1916 Didn't you notice you have some guy stuck to your feet? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1917 Do you EVEN KNOW WHY my legs are crossed? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1918 Sorry to disturb your stay-cation, Cabanaboy... but would you get me a beer? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1919 I know we couldn’t go on vacation this year but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1920 Let me know when the tide goes out so I can look for crabs. I love crab. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
1921 When you said "staycation," this isn't really what I had in mind 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1922 Dressing for the job you want,dear? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1923 FYI, the Pacific isn't due here before 2084 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1924 I know it’s a staycation, but can we dispense with the seagull? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1925 Tell that bird to fly over to the deli and order me a BLT on matzoh with a side order of sautéed asparagus,then stop by the roof-repair shop on Smorgas Road behind the Walmart and tell those guys we need them to fix another leak. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1926 It says here that beach fantasies are the first sign of a troubled marriage! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1927 Are you that guy from the VRBO commercial? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1928 And I know it's my own damn fault. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1929 According to the newspaper, it's January and we're not at the beach. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1930 Do let us know when you get back from CanCouldn'tAffordIt 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1931 You say Miami, but I still say Scarsdale. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1932 Just what are you implying? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1933 VR can fix you. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1934 Mind if I turn down the thermostat? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1935 No, I'm not impressed with your Margaritaville staycation and a truck load of sand will not change my mind. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1936 This domestic vacation was a great deal.” 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1937 Another Zoom call coming up, I see. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1938 It's a good thing you have your hat on! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1939 It says illusions of early retirement are common among men of your age. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1940 Oh, wait! I misread the destination. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1941 hey, shithead! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1942 That hat has gotta go. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1943 I think I know why your boss wants you to work from the office. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1944 Guess who's coming to dinner. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1945 Thank you for washing the sand off your feet this time. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
1946 That gull is taking staycation to the next level. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1947 VitaminD.com says that you need to do one more thing 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1948 This isn't what I had in mind when you proposed a "staycation." 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1949 'That mariachi band better not be in the bathroom tonight' 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1950 Aren't you taking this virtual vacation a bit too far. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
1951 Enjoying your ‘Freedom Fries’? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1952 Call me your “little cold front” just one more time so I can get out of this chair and beat you to death with that seagull. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1953 Aren't you rushing the season? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1954 Did you know I knew a guy in college that transformed his dorm bed into a beach sand pit? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1955 I don't think egality means what you think it means. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
1956 You really should put on your blue light glasses, Mel. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1957 You can't say I didn't warn you about those Groupon deals! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1958 Okay, okay...but next year it's the British Museum. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1959 If you eat it, they will come. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1960 You got as far as you can with Amazon,try e-bay for the sand and surf. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1961 Don't you think the tanning lotion is taking this a little bit too far? 1.2035 0.03805 113 90 23 0
1962 I really think you misunderstand the 'digital nomad' idea. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1963 This may be taking separate togetherness too far. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1964 Our ideas of a proper staycation are really quite different George. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1965 Stop calling me your little chimichanga 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1966 Honey, the door bell's ringing! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1967 My first guess in Wordle? “Idiot” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1968 I filled the tub so your u can take a dip in the ocean, by we’re still going to my mother’s at four.” 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1969 5-Across: 'Bats in the belfry,' any idea? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1970 Your pretense-fu is strong. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1971 Things have gotten a little weird for Carl since Jimmy Buffett passed away. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1972 I don't want to see any sand in the carpet, and the bird is a bit much. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1973 All I ask is that you stop calling me Gidget. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1974 Casual Friday? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1975 I don't care that we are married, I'm still charging you season rates! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1976 Okay! I get your point about global warming! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1977 You paid extra for the bird, didn't you? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1978 The gull goes on top of the umbrella. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1979 Hope you can find someone to apply the aloe remotely. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1980 This metaphor for birdbrain is on you, Barton 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
1981 What are you doing in this cartoon? We're in Wichita. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1982 Keep all of that on your side. I am drawing a line in the sand. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1983 My mother warned me you were passive aggressive. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1984 'if only re-enactment made it real...' 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1985 George, margaritaville is a state of mind, not a place in our living room. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1986 This doesn’t qualify as our vacation, in case you’re wondering 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1987 I know we’re out of sunscreen, but still. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1988 I’m looking for a new house without your idea of “Open Concept.” 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1989 Your fear of sunburn is getting ridiculous. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1990 Even in your happy place, there will be bird droppings, hon 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1991 I think you've taken escapism from the bad news to a whole new level. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1992 I think you're taking your staycation a little too literally. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1993 No, I won’t ’get your back’. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1994 So, I guess after ‘early spring’ comes ‘misplaced summer’, right Ted? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1995 Did you know that you can spend more time planning a vacation than enjoying one? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1996 Well, you’ve got everything not under the sun. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1997 What's say Captain Gull, I found the perfect ski resort package in Idaho! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1998 This wasn’t what I pictured when you suggested a staycation. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1999 Real vacation isn't enough... 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2000 I sent my colleagues a snapshot of you here during my Zoom meeting. They didn’t even find it remotely funny. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2001 I wasn’t aware you could catch a seagull at Coney Island this time of year. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2002 I told you not to watch "Jaws" right before our vacation. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2003 Leave it to you honey to take staycations to a whole new level. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2004 Okay, you’ve made your point. Now turn down the thermostat. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2005 So, you're making the most of your seasonal affective disorder 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2006 DID YOU TELL HIM YOUR NAME WAS SEGAL, NOT SEAGULL? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2007 If that bird craps in here..... 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2008 …it starts in the mind and then you move forward with your goals. Don’t hate me because I’m tan… 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2009 A working vacation does feel different when you work from home. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2010 If Trump wins, will you ever come home Honeybun? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2011 How about some seagull poop with those fries? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2012 Is it working for you? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2013 So far this is better than the New Jersey beach but the seagull's poop is becoming a problem... 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2014 OK. Got a beach read for you. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2015 I had planned to join you on the beach this afternoon, but the presence of the bird screws it. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2016 What if I don't HAVE my own internal Jimmy Buffett? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2017 I’ll shoot another TikTok for you, Steve. Let me just finish this article about imposter syndrome. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2018 It's from Sandals. They finally found our reservations. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2019 Best staycation ever, and we saved a fortune on airfare. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2020 You realize SPF 50 doesn't guard against guano burns. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
2021 The bird is a bit much... 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2022 Are you planning to eat those fries or is that how you make new friends? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2023 OK. But next year, it's the mountains! 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2024 Your staycation is getting out of hand 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2025 "Stop annoying me! I' m not going to the Caribbean." 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2026 I think you're taking "staycation" too literally. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2027 Want me to hold those fries while you go in for a swim? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2028 Perhaps I shouldn't have brought the lounge chair, the ottoman, the lamp and the illusion of a doorway and staircase to the beach with us. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2029 I asked could you bring home some bleach? You said yeah and snickered. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2030 The seagull's a nice touch. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2031 What music would you like? Calypso or Greek. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2032 Sharon, what if I told you I'm not into yoga and I have half a brain? 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2033 This isn’t what I had in mind by seperate vacation's… 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2034 Yeah, well, I’ll make sure life is anything but a beach if you don’t get rid of that bird. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2035 Just don’t track sand inside the house. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2036 Your hat will have to do for now because I'm still reading the newspaper. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2037 If you’re a daydream believer, am I the homecoming queen? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2038 This remote work schedule has its shortcomings. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2039 How long are you gonna continue mourning Jimmy Buffett? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2040 How are you enjoying vacationing at home? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2041 That's a bit of a dramatic response to me "throwing shade" at you, Frank. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2042 I think we get along wonderfully even if we do have different lifestyles. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2043 You win. I'll ask the super to turn down the heat. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2044 Make me a cocktail! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2045 That gull sure has a lot of gall, Gil. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2046 You know you got some gull, right? 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2047 Ok, Ok, I get the hint! I'm booking us now!!! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2048 If anything gets on the carpet you’re coming home. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2049 If only you were a better tipper 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2050 It's all in our heads, isn't it? 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2051 Are you at least wearing sunscreen? 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2052 You call this a beach house? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2053 I prefer reality. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2054 Or you could get the roof fixed. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2055 I hope you're using at least SPF 50. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2056 Jimmy Buffett died 6 months ago I think the grieving period is over. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2057 Remote work tip #76: Always set boundaries, or your coworkers might just flock to your beachside office. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2058 I'll admit that you have raised the staycation to a fine art. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2059 If you prepared for your career the way you're preparing for retirement, we'd be up there with the top 1%. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2060 I guess you think life is a beach. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2061 You've got to get a different human - the guy's an idiot! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2062 So glad you convinced me to get this inflatable laptop before the tide rolled in. I'm already drowning in spreadsheets. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2063 Breaking News: Connecticut isn’t turning into Cancún because of Global Warming.” 📰☀ 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2064 I think it's working. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2065 No, I don't have sun screen George 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2066 Recreate the beach experience if you must, but keep that damned bird off the carpet! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2067 Work from home … vacation from home. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2068 Man, work from home gets weird when you’re a travel writer. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2069 That bird is a bad influence 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2070 Honey, I work from home. You can't just staycation in my office. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2071 Honey, can you get the door? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2072 At least we agree that one staycation beats separate vacations. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2073 Alright, alright, I'll turn off the lamp. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2074 I’d better not be able to draw a line in the sand on this newly vacuumed carpet. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2075 I hope this vacation package for one didn't include first-class plane fare. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2076 When you take the ‘Life’s a Beach’ sign too literally… 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2077 This your first staycation? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2078 Body language has always been your strength. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2079 It’s so much easier just to stay home and complain. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2080 You should’ve saved enough for retirement to go to a tropical island 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2081 When PTO meets WFH 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2082 No, I will not turn up the heat 20 degrees for you. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2083 I see you renewed our Club Med membership 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2084 Even the bird seems bored. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2085 Honey, I think we need some marriage counseling. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2086 For our next staycation, let's visit the kitchen. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2087 I mean, if I can work from home… 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2088 I preferred it when we both went to the office to work. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2089 Better turn over, your getting sunburned. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2090 I liked the old look better. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2091 Ok, you win - we can get a dog. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2092 Yes, I know I said you needed to relax more… 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2093 No, I'm not going to run out for sunscreen. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2094 Mai-tai, parrot, sun umbrella, it's still sixteen degrees out there. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2095 are you happy now? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2096 Are you sure you have enough sunscreen? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2097 So how long is this 'Jimmy Buffett will never die' tribute going to last? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2098 You never did understand Coleridge. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2099 Tough times calls for staycations at home. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2100 Your staycation has gone too far. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2101 OK already, I'll switch to LEDs. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2102 By the way, your dodo did doo doo. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2103 See honey, relationship is the art of compromise, and we saved five thousand dollars on travel expenses! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2104 OK,but the bird clashes with the rest of the room. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2105 He thinks your toes look like fries. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2106 Where did you get the man in the lounger? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2107 I know. You've retired. Why do you have to rub it in? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2108 'Dress for the job you want' is all well and good, Carl, but 'on vacation' isn't a job 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2109 I agree. There's far too many New Yorkers on Martha's Vineyard to actually go there. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2110 Melekilikimaka IS the thing you say. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2111 I still don't understand how you manage to track sand through the place. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2112 I brought a few things to make me feel more at home. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2113 You should move here by the window! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2114 The pandemic is over. Can we actually GO on vacation this year?" 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2115 It’s February, Harry. No matter what you do, it’s still gonna snow. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2116 No, you call the super to bring up another Daiquiri. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2117 Don't forget the sunscreen, Honey. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2118 Good practice session, but where’s the summer reading? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2119 Wow, it worked. I just booked you on a stay-cation. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2120 It’s a remote vacation alright. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2121 Look, I can deal with the feathers. The droppings and the bird lice, not so much. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2122 OK. But don't try to dive into the ocean. This is the 12th floor. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2123 OK…I get it…my "Sunny Disposition" really bothers you. Just get over it already. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2124 Lester, you've redefined gullible. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2125 When I said “you’re a dodo,” I wasn’t talking to the bird. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2126 Don't forget to put on sunscreen. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2127 Okay Okay, I'll put on my bikini. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2128 No matter how hard you try, Burt, our holiday romance is over 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2129 Would that bird on your head be a nice alternative for dinner? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2130 I know you JUST figured out how to unmute but I promise the virtual background option is even easier. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2131 Because I don’t do winter! 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2132 Did you really need to waste one of the wishes on that seagull? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2133 Fred, I told a thousand times, don't bring the beach home with you. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2134 Let me guess…you’re taking me on a cruise to Antarctica! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2135 Don't you think you're taking the "stay" part of stay-cation too literally? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2136 I don't care how "emotionally supportive" he is. He pooped on my laptop so he has to go. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2137 We can only afford one of us to go on vacation this year. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2138 Staycation. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2139 Don’t you think you’re taking this staycation thing a bit far? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2140 It's New York in February, George. Put the pigeon outside and get over it!!! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2141 We could really go to Miami, Fred. COVID's over. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2142 Bob... this is NOT the retirement I had in mind. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2143 I believe our vows said until death do us part, not retirement. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2144 You should never tell someone to relax. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2145 No way I'm cleaning the bird poop from the rug or your hat. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2146 Harold, I've gone along with your "staycation" up until now but the seagull has made our livingroom a poop deck. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2147 I love happy hour! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2148 Now go outside and shovel the driveway 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2149 If you're going for Margaritaville, I think it's supposed to be a parrot, dear. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2150 I guess self-deception is kind of a superpower. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2151 I'm sorry, but I think Gullheads in Mojitoville sounds derivative. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2152 Try not to get too sunburned. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2153 When's our next date night? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2154 What the F were your three wishes Albert? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2155 Yeah I know...flying is such a hassle these days! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2156 Can you hear the waves I’m playing for you? Hear the seagulls calling? Better put some sunscreen on! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2157 It says here that it will take at least two decades before New Jersey is a tropical paradise. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2158 It says here, "forty percent chance of rain." 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2159 Truman, that's not a swan." @willconstantin 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2160 Isn't it high tide we go on a real vacation? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2161 I agree, the bird is a nice touch. But I still think we need to turn the heat back to 67. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2162 I’m not shore about this… 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2163 Geez, Martin. My sun lamp isn't that bright. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2164 I’m not sure if this is AI or virtual reality I just got us into, but you’re okay with it, aren’t you? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2165 Honey, it's been almost four years. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2166 What a vacation! … Can I thank you by giving you the bird? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2167 Your denial is only as charming as your tipping etiquette. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2168 The seagull stays. Don't ask. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2169 It simply doesn't work for me, Harold. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2170 You know it's bad luck to open an umbrella in the house! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2171 Did you remember to put on your sunscreen? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2172 I regret marrying you for your sunny disposition. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2173 You’ve got it down pat now so we can take that real vacation. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2174 Retirement from home is a little different. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2175 Relax Ralph, it's only President's Day. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2176 Uh ... I think the gull needs a change of hat, Steve. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2177 No, you haven't solved climate change. 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
2178 Well, I’m your friend too, but I pay rent here. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2179 You must be awfully gull-ible to believe that a beach vacation in our living room is “as good as the real thing!” 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2180 Still in full staycation mode today? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2181 You should have turned left at Albuquerque. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2182 Check the back of your hat. 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2183 Designing our house into an all-inclusive resort is your idea of a budget? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2184 You're really bringing staycation to the next level, dear. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2185 Is that your way of telling me you don't want to go skiing this year? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2186 ...You're not really doing the whole 'remote' thing right. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2187 It’s a text from your brother. He says the deal fell through and I should make sure you don’t quit your job, yet. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2188 Stop! I’ve told you we can’t afford the cruise this year. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2189 I’m amazed that your co-workers let you get away with the whole Seagull/beach thing on your Zoom calls” 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2190 if a groundhog told you to jump of a bridge would you do it ? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2191 Does blasting the heat really feel like the sun on your face? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2192 Now if only we could take the roof off this place. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
2193 Can you take that outside? 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
2194 Is this your idea of a snowbird? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2195 That’s so 2021 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2196 Staycation? You'd have to be gullible. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2197 You miss Jimmy Buffet, don't you? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2198 that bird's going to eat your lunch 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2199 Wishing you're there does not make you there. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2200 When you get back to reality, I'm really off to Paris! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2201 Pick a lane. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2202 Nice vacation bird brain. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2203 That's not what "staycation" means. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2204 'A' for effort, but I still want a B&B in Scotland 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2205 I'm sorry your trip to Mara-a-Largo was cancelled. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2206 Okay. I get it. But do you really need the hat AND the umbrella? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2207 I think we should start taking our staycations separately. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2208 I love to vacay online, too, but I have a 10 am video call with the boss. I’ll join you in a few…. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2209 This is way better than my imaginary trip to Cancun. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2210 When you said your love language was ‘Buffett,’ I was honestly hoping for Warren. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2211 I’m not going to the beach. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2212 Christ,what an asshole! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2213 That's not what I meant by armchair traveling. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2214 You may be overdoing the staycation, Tim. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2215 You know "Summer Fridays" and "staycations" are figurative,right? 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2216 I think you got gulled into it. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2217 Tony, sometimes you're such a dodo brain. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2218 That's the doorbell, not a buoy. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2219 You're going to have to return him once you're over this... 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2220 It's not that I don't appreciate you Harry, I just don't appreciate all the sand in the carpet 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2221 Did you really need to put on that much sunscreen? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2222 I don’t care, I’m still not getting you an Apple Vision Pro for your birthday. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2223 Wow, all the trappings of a Caribbean vacation without any risk of skin cancer 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2224 You do look crazy but I think you could tell the truth: you believed Trump when he told you the size of his condo. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2225 Every house is a beach house if you try hard enough. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2226 These new "indoor-outdoor" homes are not just for the birds! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2227 It must be nice living in a fools paradise. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2228 Honey, there's a man drinking right under your feet. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2229 Booked on Airbnb, too? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2230 Okay.. I'll remember to turn the thermostat down.. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2231 If that bird poops on me again, you'll have him for supper! 1.1923 0.05306 104 91 6 7
2232 This is good. It is usually women who are called bird brain. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2233 No sand deliveries after 10:00 it says. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2234 Next vacation I'M booking the All-Inclusive. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2235 Harold, how long to you plan to keep renting that seagull at $165 a day in order for you to feel that we really are on the beach at Cancun? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2236 Work From Home" isn't supposed to be a holiday, you know? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2237 Hmmm. Is it "Statue of Washington" for Presidents Day? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2238 You’re taking this staycation a bit too far. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2239 Aspen sure looks like fun, dear. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2240 The sand was excessive. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2241 Enjoy! but I will be switching you to the Ski vacation in an hour. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2242 Stay-cation as in stay away from me! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2243 Not what I meant by "staycation." 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2244 I think you’ve taken “find your beach” a bit too literally 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2245 Text me when you get back to your room. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2246 That seagull makes you look a little odd. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2247 Apply your own damn sunscreen. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2248 No,Jerry. You can NOT bill it to the room! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2249 I like the scientific way you’re taking the concept of blurring the line between indoors and outdoors. What’s our control group? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2250 Different points of view 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2251 This way we both get to pretend we are doing what we want without the extra bills or stress. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2252 I guess this helps explain the exotic fish in the bathtub. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2253 I'm using my wish to get rid of the bird. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2254 Yes, the LED box did say “Sunlight”. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2255 Thanks honey, you're the light of my life too. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2256 You really embrace "staycation". 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2257 Can you turn up the heat ! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2258 I think you're taking this coach surfing thing too literally. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2259 Is that your way of telling me that you're 'living the dream', Harold? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2260 How do you like my new reading lamp? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2261 I draw the line at searching ‘diy towel flamingos for bed’! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2262 Nix that. We're going to Iceland instead. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2263 This is not what I meant by separate vacations, Terry. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2264 You can pick our next staycation destination. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2265 More snow is forecasted for tomorrow, Hon. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2266 What dune buggy? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2267 Oh, my reading light is not THAT bright. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2268 Would you like to upgrade your stay to the skylight package? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2269 I'm not sure I understand who your potential audience on "Only Fans" will be. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2270 Your StayCation looks like more fun than mine! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2271 Gee, why don’t you just spread sand all over the carpet… 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2272 It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere Barbara. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2273 Toss me a fry. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2274 If you spent the same amount of effort on your job search we could afford that trip to Aruba for real. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2275 This isn't what I had in mind when I said we should take separate vacations this year. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2276 I think the bird is a bit too much. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2277 You won’t need the glasses tomorrow. It’s going to rain. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2278 You say potato I say potato 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2279 you know just because you work from home doesn't mean we have to vacation from home too. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2280 Honey, there’s a tsunami of hurt coming your way if I find any more sand on our carpet. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2281 Maybe this evening I'll retire early too. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2282 How’s the staycation going? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2283 You're just giving climate change deniers credibility. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2284 That's fine, dear, but remember, I'm drawing the line at beach volleyball. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2285 I understand the umbrella, but I don't think that hat will protect you from the gull. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2286 It just doesn’t look as good when you’re back from vacation. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2287 You really can do everything from home these days. Can you toss me a fry? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2288 It says,... 'pandemic's officially over'. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2289 I know the groundhog saw his shadow, but this is overkill 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2290 Yes, honey, I promise you'll be fine with 30 SPF this one time. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2291 It's been 5 minutes. Can I turn the heat down now? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2292 Your commitment to the staycation is impressive, Frank, but I'm not cleaning up after that bird. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2293 This is what happens when you ask ChatGPT to help plan your vacation. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2294 When are you gonna fix that hole in the roof? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2295 Could you just please turnoff the overhead light? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2296 I said "Here comes our SON." 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2297 Now all you need is sand, water, thousands of people, blazing hot sun, the sound of twenty different boom boxes, the roar of jet skis,...... 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2298 Since COVID, Bob has fallen in love with the new-found way of taking his wife on vacation. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2299 When I said put your feet up and relax I was not expecting props. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2300 I can take a hint Harold and Bert called he wants the bird back 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2301 The HOA says we can’t put any sand out front or out back but a mini palm tree is fine. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2302 Jimmy Buffett died from skin cancer, honey. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2303 You know the only reason it’s sticking with this charade is the fries, right? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2304 You said that 'I" couldn't go to the beach, you didn't say anything about the beach coming to me. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2305 Well, you work from home, so I guess it makes sense to vacation from home, too. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2306 Wishful thinking,Harold. Our Caribbean vacation is next month. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2307 Nice. My '50 Shades of Grey" Adventure Package starts next week. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2308 If you feel like we should get away for a while, Todd, you can just tell me 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2309 I think you might have inadvertently created a sea bird niche. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2310 Well, since you asked, I'd say 'Good thing you wore the hat!' 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2311 I know the groundhog said an early spring, but isn’t this a bit overboard? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2312 Is this your idea of a staycation 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2313 Fake it till you make it, Jennifer 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2314 I called him to show you were the beach is 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2315 I guess perception is everything! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2316 I think I forgot to lock the back door 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2317 The gull is a nice touch, but SPF 50!?! Really? 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2318 Get your own sponge cake. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2319 ‘I don’t know man, you’ve got a lot of gull.’ 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2320 Your bird just winked at me. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2321 Whatever makes the remote work PTO worthwhile, dear. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2322 Tomorrow you get to go through the emails and I get to hang out with Jonathan! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2323 The seagull is a nice touch but he makes the parrot really jealous. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2324 I’m just not buying into your idea of a “Stay-cation”. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2325 So is the bird included? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2326 You’re still going to be charged a resort fee. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2327 I saw him in "Nemo".Give up a fry before he starts in with "Mine, mine, mine..." 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2328 Summer starts in one week, not today. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2329 Honey, I told you not to buy the Apple Vision Pro, they're still working out the kinks. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
2330 I'm sorry Herb,but rising sea levels are not going to save you from the usual nail-biter down I-95. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2331 Have you been listening to Jimmy Buffet again? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2332 And you told me a pet seagull would be easier because we wouldn’t have to walk it. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2333 Johathan Livingston Seagull, I presume? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2334 With all the money you saved, we could take a vacation. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2335 Sure, I'll call you captain - if you want to cook. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2336 You do know tanning lotion only works when you’re in the sun, right?” “Susan, it’s called manifesting. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2337 If you'd listened to me about joining in the priesthood, this never would have happened. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2338 He can’t communicate, and poops all over the place, but you can keep him if I can have a sip of his drink. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2339 Did you know that it’s two o’clock in the morning? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2340 Keep an eye on your gull friend and those fries" 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2341 Jeez, we can’t go on vacation but yet I still have to see you in your swimsuit. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2342 See, I told you separate vacations are so much better for us. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2343 Potato, Potata 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2344 Honey, please take off that VR headset you look ridiculous. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2345 No dear, it is not the same as being at the beach. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2346 I feel like you're not present in our marriage. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2347 You know, there are other ways to watch Hawaii Five-O. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2348 It could be said you're not remotely working. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2349 This will be yet but another cringe moment in your life review. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2350 You’re taking this staycation thing a bit too far… 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2351 This doesn't fulfill your promise to take me to Aruba. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2352 Yup, Google says it's 'a bird in the hand,' not 'a bird on the head.'" 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2353 Men don’t get hot flashes 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2354 That must be one heluva a Margarita, Bo 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2355 It doesn’t count as a staycation just because you convinced a seagull to come home with you, Frank 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2356 You’re on another one of your Unlimited Vacation Day retreats again aren’t you 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2357 Frequent flyer miles just ain’t what they used to be. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2358 I’d rather replace the roof. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2359 When I asked for a staycation I meant leave the house. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2360 Richard and Lois say separate vacations have been really good for their relationship. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2361 That's what I call a top-rated staycation! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2362 Nice one Jonathan Living Room Seagull… Well played. You still have to do the gutters before dark. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2363 Seems like Jimmy Buffett dying really hit home, dear. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2364 You win the prize for the best staycation look! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2365 Don’t you think you’re taking this Staycation thing a little far? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2366 I don’t see you getting any closer to getting ready to file the taxes. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2367 Your boss OK with you work from home? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2368 I see you took 'Florida state of mind' quite literally 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2369 YesHoney, those shorts really are quite slimming. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2370 That doesn't make February in New York go away, silly." 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2371 Wow, the power of positive thinking really works! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2372 Trust me. Life's not a paradise with you. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2373 This is not what I envisioned for your staycation. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2374 While you're off on vacation i have to work all day. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2375 Who will give you lifestyle guidance now that Jimmy's gone? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2376 When does your staycation end? I have a question. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2377 Is it possible to do "too much" micro-dosing? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2378 Want to hear more Jimmy Buffett? 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2379 Hey! this ain't Margaritaville! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2380 Overdone, dear. It’s over. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2381 Staycationcostumes.com. The fries were extra. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2382 See? Compromising isn't so hard. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2383 Wikipedia says it is a Herring Seagull and it’s non-poisonous. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2384 Geez, the bennies are arriving earlier each year. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2385 Why are you wearing sunglasses at night? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2386 I'd like to see your dermatologist's instructions, in writing please. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2387 My secret? The blockchain. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2388 No Ken, we are not hosting a Barbie party because it's the Oscars. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2389 Point taken..., we're going to the Mountains. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2390 Did you not hear me say I want fries too? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2391 Let´s make a deal: You can take your seagull, I can take my mother 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2392 You still have to back to work Monday 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2393 WHO IS FEEDING WHOM? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2394 Separate stay-cations again next year? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2395 I think you're taking this staycation idea a little too literally. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2396 Oh, so sorry, your staycation package doesn't include me. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2397 Told you not to buy Dogecoin 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2398 No, no, no, I didn’t say life’s a beach, I said… 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2399 No! I don’t think “Vacationing from Home” will be the next breakthrough in the workplace! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2400 Your own private Margaritaville? Fine by me. Just don't claim that there's a woman to blame. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2401 You're a real son of a beach 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2402 Life’s not THAT big of a beach Jerry, calm yourself. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2403 I think the Jimmy Buffet mourning. is over. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2404 Separate vacations won't save our marriage. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2405 How's that "going to the Bahamas in my mind" working for you? 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2406 Polly want a surfboard? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2407 If that gull poops on the rug one more time, you're cleaning it up! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2408 Yes, climate change is coming but it hasn't arrived yet 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2409 You went a little overboard on the staycation. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2410 I'm notifying the humane society to come and get me and the bird. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2411 I'm not really working either. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2412 Shall I put on my bikini? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2413 Now for a selfie on insta to make it real. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2414 It was a commercial George and by the way, your seagull just had a wardrobe malfunction on your straw hat dear. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2415 Go ahead. Everyone else does. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2416 Vacation from home just doesn’t work as well 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2417 Isolation has been over - you know we can leave the house now, right? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2418 Sometimes I need a staycation from the staycation. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2419 Message received. Aspen's out. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
2420 The seagull is a little too much, don't you think. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2421 Teaching him to fly might be asking a lot. Maybe you can convince him to cut his toenails. 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
2422 You didn't tell me about that bird on match.com 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2423 Just this once can’t we start slow? 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2424 Amazon just discounted your tanning lamp! 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2425 Apparently, someone at this address scheduled a delivery of six tons of sand. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2426 Staycations rule! 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2427 When do you expect to return from your little beach vacation? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2428 Honey, I don't think that's what a "staycation" is... 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2429 You're taking this Stay-cation a little too far Kevin. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2430 Gummies are easier. I’m in Paris. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2431 Mid-life with a side of fries. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2432 So explains your sh*@-eaton grin. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2433 Is it casual Friday already? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2434 It just laid something in your hat. I hope it was an egg. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2435 Sorry it’s just my passive aggressive way of telling you to turn the heat down 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2436 So a bird can stand on your head, but you can’t sit by me on the couch? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2437 Forget resorts, I've decided that your holiday persona does just as well at home. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2438 A penny for your thoughts. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2439 Not exactly the “staycation” I had in mind. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2440 Just hold that pose while I write my great American novel. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2441 We can never agree on vacations. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2442 Et tu, bob? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2443 No, I will not take a remote vacation with you. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2444 So remote idling is a thing now? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2445 It's your turn. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2446 If he craps anywhere in the house, you clean it up. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2447 Isn't about time we dropped this "staycation" thing? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2448 So George, you’re saying guests invited to byob and wear a swimsuit to my surprise party are two hours late. Why am I not surprised? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2449 I know it's been a while since our last vacation, George, but you could have just said something... 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2450 I'm starting to worry...you did say you'd still be reachable by email. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2451 I told you, this is the safe space and I will not apply sunscreen. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2452 You poo-poo all my suggestions. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2453 The least you could do is send me a postcard! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2454 Or...you could just say, "It's your turn to do the dishes." 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2455 I know what the groundhog said, but our financial advisor says six more years until retirement. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2456 Lose the bird Larry 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2457 Your imagination is leaking. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2458 The forecast is a steady 72 all week. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2459 I don't car if you bring in a palm tree, I am not vacationing in Florida! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2460 I get the whole "base-tan" thing... but is the gull really necessary? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2461 This is how you're going to protest the parking fee? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2462 Can you conjure me up a margarita? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2463 Well, that's it for Hiaasen but I could read you some Barry. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2464 We're still not spending our son's college tuition on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2465 Hey, hon, I know you believe in the 4 day work week, but I am still working in my 5 day work week. And....I am in Philly, while you're annoying me with your Tahitian vibe. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2466 You're not overdoing it with the home office? 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2467 So this week it's just a postcard on Saturday night? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2468 Punxsutawney Phil is a groundhog, not a meteorologist! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2469 Woman to seagull: "I know I said to make yourself at home, but that's a bit much." 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2470 Honey, before you get all settled, ... 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2471 Taking this staycation a bit far this year Frank. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2472 I get it. You're disappointed that we had to cancel our vacation to Hawaii. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2473 I’ve found a nice beach vacation on line so just try talking with me instead of the theatrics. 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
2474 The staycation idea I can tolerate. but the bird, well that's a little too far. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2475 Well this story looks interesting. Some scientists have noticed an odd bird behavior of pooping in human drinks. You'd think somebody would notice sumthin like that, wouldn't you? They'd have to be a recluse with blinders on 24hrs a day! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2476 You know, dear, there is such a thing as over-anticipation. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2477 I think you've had one too many MaiTai's 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2478 He’s gonna take your fries. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2479 You're taking the 'put a bird on it' thing too far. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2480 This isn't the staycation I had in mind 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2481 When you're back from vacation, will you vacuum up all the sand? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2482 Once you're back from Margaritaville and have finished nibbling your sponge cake, there will be a woman to blame if you find your unemployed butt living elsewhere. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2483 George, let's book a ski trip to Colorado! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2484 I didn't knew you'd be gone. Did you mark it on the calendar? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2485 It's "Parrot head", you numbskull. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2486 Enough already, George, let's move to Florida. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2487 It’s not you…it’s me 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2488 This was not what I meant when I said I wanted a beach vacation. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2489 I think you've made it clear. You resent the very idea of a "staycation." 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2490 Herb, you're visualizing outside your head again! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2491 Oh come on Harry! I know you're trying to whip your seasonal affective disorder,but is the bird really necessary? 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2492 Says here that successful lifeguards are extremely sociable and safety conscious. 6 months to 1-year of experience directly related to the duties and responsibilities are required. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2493 I'll drink what you are drinking. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2494 I hope your hat is wash-and-wear! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2495 These new apple vision pro are truly mind blowing honey 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2496 Just one example of today’s hybird working environment 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2497 Is the Gull really necessary? You’ve proved your point, I’ll take some time off. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2498 I “love” Fridays too, but this is a bit much. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2499 The Seagull is...a...nice touch. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2500 Get your own damn ketchup. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2501 Hunny I don’t mind you manifesting a vacation, but not bird shit!! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2502 I'm in my happy place. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2503 Do you think Charlie needs a walk? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2504 Oh look! Our living room just received a best-vacation review! Lots of expletives. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2505 I told you this was going to be a day at the beach 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2506 I don't think staycation means what you think it means. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2507 Are you trying to say you have a feather in your cap? 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2508 It says your sunscreen should be SPF 30 or higher. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2509 I told you, vacations are for the birds. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2510 Don't forget sunscreen. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2511 What’s a five letter word for shore? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2512 Exactly when does your staycation end? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2513 The ocean’s probably full by now. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2514 I think you're taking this staycation thing a bit far. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2515 Your the one that bought that off brand sunscreen that smelled like fish. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2516 Except for the gull, how is your staycation different from any other day? 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2517 No, I don’t give a crap. But he might. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2518 I am NOT going to Cabo AGAIN this year. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2519 This is not Margaritaville. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2520 Since when is the generic spf not enough 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2521 Sid, I see you became a Gullhead. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2522 Yes, I told you the hat is good and you're OK on the sun block." 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2523 I don't think you need the umbrella. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2524 Well, that IS one way to enjoy a snowstorm." 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2525 I WAS going to make a joke about staycations, but you’ve probably already gotten that a million times. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2526 No! Not another stay-cation. 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2527 Let me know when you want to have a serious discussion about our vacation ideas this year 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2528 I finished my taxes 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2529 Okay,okay, I’ll go with you already! 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2530 Sure your back's 'protected' but now my laptop is covered in SPF 15 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2531 Hey Jimmy Buffet, you need to be back at your desk in 15 minutes. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2532 I get it. Now you two are staycationing together. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2533 I can’ for the life of me understand how you can possibly prefer to read at the beach rather than at home! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2534 But how did you get the seagull to agree? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2535 Ready for the liesure section? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2536 I'm not sure that remote vacation is the future 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2537 Bird bird bird, the bird is the word. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2538 You really don't want to go to Iceland to see the northern lights, do you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2539 If you purchase more than 500 pounds of beach sand at once bulk prices are cut drastically. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2540 It seems the provenience of the grab-and-go meal is upon you. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2541 Your gut instinct was right...it's your own damn fault. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2542 Separate stay-cations was a great idea! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2543 Who knew working from home could be this good? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2544 Jonathan Livingston, you return that human to the beach. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2545 How’s that remote holiday going? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2546 Did you remember to apply your SPF 5???? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2547 The taxidermied seagull is the last straw. This has to stop. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2548 I talked to my mother today. She doesn't understand you. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2549 What’s a six-letter word for agoraphobic? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2550 Quoth the pigeon "Nevermore" 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2551 I thought we agreed to take separate vacations. 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
2552 It won't be this good when the volleyball starts again. 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
2553 Does the seagull deliver? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2554 Okay, you've proved your point but I'm going to Sardegna for my vacation. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2555 What's a 5-letter word that starts with B and ends with CH? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2556 It says a light dusting of sand on everything you own is key to making it work 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2557 I know you love staycations. But don't forget that you agreed to clean up all the bird shit this time." 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2558 Yes, darling, I know it's Monday. I'm working from home today. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2559 I've told you a thousand times, I'd rather go to the mountains. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2560 Is that a seagull or a tern? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2561 I don’t think that “gull head”is tribute to Jimmy Buffett. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2562 Nice try. Low tide isn't for another four hours. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2563 I hate this place. There are too many seagulls! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2564 Beach, please. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2565 Okay, okay, you're in Cabo San Lucas. . . . And so now tell me Biden is going to win. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2566 ``You win. I get it! The seas are rising. Happy now?'' 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2567 I don't think you're taking it seriously 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2568 I thought you were kidding about bringing some of the beach home 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2569 You remind me my other patient, his name is Steven 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2570 Co-dependency continues to bug Librans. Consider a break for perspective. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2571 I don’t care how appealing you make it look , we are not going to Florida to visit your parents. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2572 AI has nothing on us! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2573 Were you hoping to be the epitome of bird brain? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2574 No, I don't want to join you for a swim. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2575 Wanna get me some popcorn? It's on deck 5" 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2576 What's a 7-letter word for 'shmuck'? 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
2577 It says right here that there may be some unforeseen benefits to global warming. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2578 A $149 Stetson or a two dollar medium-size fries. The choice is yours. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2579 Yes, I’m sure that it’s not a Great White shark. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2580 Pretending to be in Aruba, Harold, is not the same as actually being there. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2581 The umbrella is fine, but covering the bathroom floor in beach sand is a bit much. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2582 I was OK with your decor choices until you let in the seagull. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
2583 My family this year, maybe next year the beach. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2584 No, I’m not making ocean sounds for your staycation. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
2585 Shouldn’t you get back to work? I feel like your Christmas break should be over by now, Dave. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2586 I never realized saying you have "bird's feet " is an insult to the bird 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2587 Norman discovered that his new full spectrum “happy” lamp did indeed work magic to drive away the winter gloom. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2588 Jimmy, take a picture of the bird, google it to see if it is a baby Pelagornis sandersi, or Argentavis and send it to your grandma! 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2589 No Dear. I won’t go get you a sun lamp. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2590 I don't deny climate change, but the sea level won't rise THAT fast! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2591 Just be sure to turn your camera off. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2592 When you told me we were going to have a "staycation" this year, I didn't think you meant this! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2593 The seagle is a step too far. Even if its Johnathan Livingston. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2594 Yes, I heard what the dermatologist said. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2595 It's nice to have a stay-at-home vacation for a change. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2596 You know, this isn’t an all-inclusive, so you can slow down on our food and take your watered-down drink into another room. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2597 Nice staycation! 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2598 Now is your discontent of the winter. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2599 How's your summer reading going? 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2600 When you said “staycation,” didn’t expect birds in the house. 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2601 I hope next time you book a vacation,you will ask what “all inclusive” means. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2602 I told you Fyre Festival II wouldn't be any better. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2603 Taking the term staycation literally, honey? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2604 You gotta be the change 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2605 I told you not to order the fries! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2606 You're taking your staycation to another level. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2607 I seriously doubt any other bird in Manhattan has a perch like yours. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2608 What’s a four letter word for staycation that starts with L, A, M? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2609 It's only February 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2610 Please, Calgon, take him away... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2611 Dream on, silver queen 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2612 Seagulls in this housing market have to be aggressive. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2613 *sigh* “she just doesn’t get it, man” 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2614 You know what happens when you bring fries. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2615 All that's missing is other people. Isn't it great? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2616 Do you think your deluxe package is worth the extra money? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2617 Herb, how is, it's all in your mind, working for ya? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2618 I feel like you're always in your own world. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2619 Your fantasies always seem to have a downside. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2620 You’re a riot Jonathan 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2621 Not only is this just as good, but it's also better. No sand where you don't want it. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2622 You have a seagull on your head. Why would you think I pooped in your tequila sunrise? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2623 Well I see you've attracted another barfly to share your revels. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2624 No sand, right? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2625 To manifest something I think it's sufficient to picture it in your mind. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2626 In recognition of your sunny disposition,I agree to lower the thermostat before high tide. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2627 they’re only with you for your fries 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2628 I said life’s a beach, not our living room. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2629 You never recovered from the lockdown days, did you? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2630 Life’s a beach for some people 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2631 You’re taking this staycation a little too far honey 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2632 How about we pretend it's a deserted island, mkay? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2633 Use it or lose it PTO 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2634 I don’t think retirement becomes you. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2635 Ok you made your point, I'll switch out the LEDs. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2636 What’s that on your feet? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2637 Let me know when you will be returning from your staycation. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2638 At least I 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2639 Dead fish in the heating ducts for ‘eau de beach’ is a bit much, Henry. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2640 No, that doesn't make a staycation look any more appealing. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2641 If wishes were seagulls, you'd be in Florida. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2642 I see you’re at the shore. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2643 I'm not laughing at you, that's the seagull laughing. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2644 See? I’m a witch. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2645 You and I agreed that since being an indoor seagull might be tough, maybe you could make some adjustments to our home, but I think you've gone too far. And who's this guy? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2646 SPF. Staycation Putz Factor. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2647 Hey bird, tell your friend he's an idiot. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2648 He better not poop on the carpet. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2649 Alright, I'll go on vacation. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2650 Your staycation is becoming insufferable. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2651 Remember the airplane trip? We’re home! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2652 The pandemic is over, Pop! You don't need to vacation this way anymore. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2653 Great wishful thinking, Honey, but there still is a weather advisory. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2654 Silently fuming over their canceled plans, Carl insists he has no idea what Stacey means by his stay-cation theatrics. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2655 There's a charge here for an entire case of sunscreen . . . exactly how long are you planning on being away? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2656 You can pretend you're on vacation, but it's still your turn to do the dishes. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2657 I told you the indoor swimming pool was a good investment. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2658 Taking separate staycations seems to be working pretty well so far. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2659 You have definitely nailed the staycation 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2660 I'm not sure Vacation Practice is a thing. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2661 do you want me to turn the light up? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2662 When you said you were getting your degree in leisure and recreation studies I expected a little something different than Jimmy Buffet role-playing. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2663 Our life is not, literally, a day at the beach. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2664 I’ve also been hit by waves of nostalgia about our trip. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2665 I guess you're still mad I called you gullible? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2666 I get the reason people have rehearsal dinners …. But not sure I am following your logic here. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2667 You went to the ‘Beyond’ section, didn’t you? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2668 No man is an island 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2669 Might as well invite him to dinner 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2670 The bird is a nice touch, but I am NOT cleaning up after it. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2671 Your brainwaves are becalmed. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2672 What am I doing or HOW am I doing? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2673 What can I say, I have a better imagination than you. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2674 STAYCATION! It's a thing I'm telling you! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2675 Oh, fuck! 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2676 I think I might be busy that weekend. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2677 Come join me! This is all the vacation we're getting after we pay our taxes. We better enjoy it before we have to sell the lounge chair. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2678 I'm sorry, but that hat has to go! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2679 According to my feed, you may have seasonal decorative disorder. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2680 Fine. You can have your staycation, Ron. I just booked a studio loft in Istanbul. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2681 Good grief Harry, does this mean you're still planning to retire to Hawaii? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2682 Have you emotionally prepared yourself to hear what’s happening in the news? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2683 Your fear of catching covid has gotten crazy 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2684 The cost of this little vacation keeps rising. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2685 Out of the question ... you're too insolvent to retire. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2686 How often does he need to be walked? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2687 Ok, fine. I'll turn the heat down. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2688 I know, get this wannabe tourist off your tail feathers. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2689 Oh come on, my SAD lamp isn't that bright. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2690 You seem to forget your 12 Instagram followers have all been in our house... 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2691 I just spoke to The Villages in Florida- they will take us, but you have to lose the bird 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2692 sorry it rained today. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2693 I give this therapy mandated staycation, two days tops 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2694 If you're going to have a dad bod anyway, let's have kids. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2695 Well, I admit that you did promise me that our marriage would be a day at the beach. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2696 Enjoying your staycation? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2697 Don’t forget to reapply sunscreen. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2698 Alright, I get it: you hate stay-cations. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2699 Staycation” doesn’t necessarily implicate all the gritty features of beach life” 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2700 Jonesing for Cancun again,Harold? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2701 Your idea of Robinson Crusoe isn’t working Bob. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2702 Toss me the sunscreen. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2703 You’re really leaning into the weekend aren’t you? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2704 This is 19 Cranberry Street, Brooklyn, Harry—not Club Med. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2705 Okay, I guess you could use a little sun, you're paper white. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2706 You might try putting the bird above the umbrella poopy head. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2707 “0f course, I would miss you when you’re gone!” 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
2708 How's the hardwood, smooth today? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2709 I can deal with the bird, but stop leaving your wallet in your shoe. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2710 Virtual Reality 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2711 It says here Uber Eats will deliver from the landfill. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2712 You need to at least twitch every once in a while. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2713 There's a seventies revival in the park. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2714 Did you remember sunscreen? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2715 James, how about you save your “Vacation-from-Home” plan for the next pandemic? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2716 Just like you to spend your nest egg where a bird can come lay an egg. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2717 Okay, but my line in the sand is when I can draw a line in literal sand. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2718 Mind if I close the window? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2719 Jon, the secret to true flight is to recognize that one's nature exists across all time and space. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2720 You look ridiculous in those trunks. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2721 Did you even notice that while you were trying to escape getting fried, that seagull has been eating your fries?! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2722 Are we bad parents? We never missed a spring break growing up. Oh hey, did you already post that slushy machine on marketplace? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2723 You can't