Contest #885


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Upset? I’m beside myself! 1.6991 0.02308 1183 604 331 248
1 Maybe warming up first wasn't such a good idea. 1.6812 0.02450 960 478 310 172
2 My whole life flashed before my eyes. Monday, Tuesday, all of it. 1.6730 0.01586 2511 1337 658 516
3 Oh my God! My butt is huge. 1.6661 0.01431 3309 1858 698 753
4 Give me a moment to collect myself. 1.6597 0.01571 2242 1131 743 368
5 That wasn't what I meant by "knock it off". 1.6561 0.02273 1134 594 336 204
6 Please tell me the dog isn't out. 1.6511 0.01808 1817 967 517 333
7 I’m technically still standing 1.6478 0.01476 2533 1302 821 410
8 I shouldn’t have warmed up. 1.6437 0.01500 2596 1385 751 460
9 Just give me a moment to collect myself. 1.6399 0.01380 2766 1406 950 410
10 I saw that left hook coming at me, but I just froze. 1.6336 0.01625 2126 1129 647 350
11 Don't feel bad. In a few weeks it'll be like this never happened. 1.6333 0.01470 2618 1396 786 436
12 OK you win, but in a few weeks this'll all be water under the bridge 1.6228 0.01925 1604 893 423 288
13 Something feels off 1.6150 0.01639 2070 1127 613 330
14 You’re fine, put some ice on it. 1.6130 0.02138 1217 665 358 194
15 Let’s hope the kid comes back outside before the dog. 1.6118 0.02296 1100 615 297 188
16 That’s not what I meant when I told you to knock it off 1.6092 0.01840 1740 985 450 305
17 It's March. We're both going to lose. 1.6092 0.01860 1548 835 483 230
18 Well, technically, I was out cold before the punch. 1.6066 0.01488 2542 1412 718 412
19 I just need a second to get my head back in the game. 1.6060 0.01487 2477 1358 737 382
20 Part of me thinks this was a bad idea. 1.5957 0.01603 2023 1097 644 282
21 I should have quit while I was a head. 1.5942 0.01685 2075 1203 511 361
22 Time out, I sneezed. 1.5913 0.01855 1593 895 454 244
23 Christmas is great. Boxing Day, not so much. 1.5802 0.02062 1265 717 362 186
24 If we took this inside, I’d mop the floor with you. 1.5802 0.01963 1391 787 401 203
25 He's got a dark sense of humor for a six-year-old. 1.5743 0.01916 1574 932 380 262
26 You’re still not getting the hat back. 1.5729 0.01692 1824 1032 539 253
27 Enjoy your short-lived victory. Weather forecast is a high of 45 tomorrow. 1.5644 0.02239 955 527 317 111
28 Why didn't you tell me my butt looked this big from behind. 1.5642 0.02224 1067 615 302 150
29 Usually you just talk my head off. 1.5609 0.02092 1232 721 331 180
30 You know the rules, nothing above the scarf 1.5563 0.01857 1465 839 437 189
31 The kids just don’t make us like they used to. 1.5473 0.02070 1162 671 346 145
32 Next time maybe cooler heads will prevail 1.5472 0.02235 1027 601 290 136
33 Okay,Okay ! Keep the scarf. 1.5435 0.01722 1691 986 491 214
34 I wasn't built for this. 1.5360 0.01720 1679 987 484 208
35 Alright, we’ll call it a …thaw.” 1.5349 0.02261 974 574 279 121
36 I’m still a head. 1.5308 0.02114 1121 667 313 141
37 I don't know if my medical insurance covers freezer burn. 1.5281 0.02124 1494 1022 155 317
38 I can't feel my balls. 1.5269 0.02303 1061 668 227 166
39 And how exactly would headgear have prevented this? 1.5212 0.02226 990 593 278 119
40 I feel oddly liberated. 1.5182 0.02210 1266 843 190 233
41 Looks like I’m ahead now! 1.5127 0.02110 1106 673 299 134
42 'Just put ice on it' is your answer to everything. 1.5122 0.02044 1185 723 317 145
43 That was cold. 1.5070 0.02160 1075 665 275 135
44 I was already out cold. 1.5054 0.02215 1114 716 233 165
45 Technically, I’m still standing! 1.5015 0.02124 1029 623 296 110
46 I am still not giving you my hat. 1.5000 0.02446 782 476 221 85
47 Thanks, now I'm just an abdominal snowman... 1.4974 0.02453 969 648 160 161
48 Knocked me out cold. 1.4951 0.02445 822 514 209 99
49 I guess I’m done for the season. 1.4932 0.02168 959 582 281 96
50 Rush me to the ICY U! 1.4918 0.02461 913 602 173 138
51 Spring will be the great equalizer. 1.4907 0.02158 917 548 288 81
52 Guess I'll be moving down a weight class. 1.4900 0.02361 853 531 226 96
53 That big puffy cloud is shaped like your Mama. 1.4895 0.02425 858 547 202 109
54 Et tu, Frosty? 1.4867 0.02434 824 521 205 98
55 Dude,that was cold. 1.4809 0.02469 786 498 198 90
56 Of course, I didn't see it coming, I have "two eyes made of coal", for god's sakes! 1.4773 0.02658 748 495 149 104
57 All I said was, “That looks like the scarf I loaned you last winter.” 1.4759 0.02489 769 490 192 87
58 And I thought the legs were the first to go. 1.4759 0.02425 748 463 214 71
59 I never thought I’d shed a tier. 1.4759 0.02521 767 493 183 91
60 I thought we agreed—no hitting above the snowbelt. 1.4738 0.02736 762 523 117 122
61 You better put some ice on it. 1.4733 0.02605 712 458 171 83
62 That's not what I meant by "knock it off". 1.4727 0.02642 715 466 160 89
63 Sure, I can roll with the punches. But only so far. 1.4718 0.02601 727 472 167 88
64 Fine, I take it back. Your mom wasn’t a snow blower. 1.4716 0.02775 721 491 120 110
65 It's only a K.O. if the torso is on the ground. I'm still in the ring here. 1.4703 0.02554 674 421 189 64
66 I think I warmed up too much. 1.4696 0.02542 724 463 182 79
67 Okay, I admit I'm out cold. 1.4691 0.02638 680 437 167 76
68 I can't feel my twigs. 1.4684 0.02641 696 452 162 82
69 Gesundheit! 1.4682 0.02723 707 473 137 97
70 O.K., O.K., I'm sorry. You DON'T have stick arms and a fat ass. 1.4676 0.02668 678 440 159 79
71 Oh great. Now my nose starts itching. 1.4672 0.02537 717 458 183 76
72 Tell my kids I love them and to stay out of the sun 1.4658 0.02731 657 430 148 79
73 Put some ice on that. 1.4615 0.02698 624 400 160 64
74 Indeed this gives me an entirely new perspective. 1.4581 0.02642 633 404 168 61
75 Not literally "knock it off." 1.4567 0.02754 624 409 145 70
76 Wow, my butt really is big. 1.4528 0.02958 572 385 115 72
77 I had no idea my ass was so big. 1.4524 0.02814 641 434 124 83
78 No worries, it's just a slush wound. 1.4522 0.02798 575 373 144 58
79 Pretty good for a white guy. 1.4509 0.02923 581 391 118 72
80 Let’s pick it up from here for tomorrow. 1.4473 0.02877 541 353 134 54
81 Dude, you knocked me cold. 1.4463 0.02816 531 340 145 46
82 Well, there goes my hand/eye coordination. 1.4460 0.02914 583 395 116 72
83 It looks worse than it feels. 1.4432 0.02864 528 343 136 49
84 You've got to keep your head in the game. 1.4430 0.02875 544 358 131 55
85 Sorry, I just lost my head there for a second. 1.4425 0.02799 583 386 136 61
86 Should I put some ice on it? 1.4411 0.03039 535 365 104 66
87 I’m starting to see the merits of pickleball. 1.4401 0.02939 509 334 126 49
88 I said on THREE. 1.4401 0.02997 534 361 111 62
89 Still not giving you the hat. 1.4378 0.02881 539 357 128 54
90 My headache is gone. 1.4374 0.03023 519 351 109 59
91 I warmed up too much 1.4373 0.02932 526 350 122 54
92 I still think your scarf is stupid. 1.4362 0.02973 525 353 115 57
93 Hang on. I need to get my head in the game. 1.4357 0.03002 521 352 111 58
94 I'm still standing, I'm still standing! 1.4349 0.02972 522 351 115 56
95 OK you win Frosty. The song is about YOU. 1.4323 0.03063 495 335 106 54
96 I’m fine—it’s just a slush wound! 1.4319 0.03134 477 324 100 53
97 I thought we agreed, nothing below the belt, nothing above the scarf. 1.4313 0.02901 466 299 133 34
98 Mind giving me a heads up? 1.4301 0.03115 472 319 103 50
99 Wow! My sinuses feel better! 1.4295 0.03048 461 305 114 42
100 You may have one this round, but I’m still a head. 1.4262 0.03133 488 337 94 57
101 Tell my corner to throw in the scarf. 1.4251 0.03015 454 299 117 38
102 I think I’ll quit while I’m a head! 1.4251 0.03301 447 311 82 54
103 If you wanted my hat, all you had to do was ask for it ! 1.4233 0.03011 437 285 119 33
104 Doesn't this change my weight class? 1.4229 0.03036 428 279 117 32
105 You were right, I can see stars from here. 1.4222 0.03065 450 300 110 40
106 Wait a second while I get my head on straight! 1.4220 0.02960 455 298 122 35
107 Quick, somebody build a referee! 1.4215 0.03149 446 302 100 44
108 No, really...it's fine. I've returned to my birthplace. 1.4212 0.03068 425 279 113 33
109 They can't reattach it if you don't keep it cold. 1.4195 0.03145 410 271 106 33
110 get your head back in the game 1.4192 0.03397 427 301 73 53
111 Okay. You win. You can have your hat back. 1.4191 0.03118 439 295 104 40
112 I'm sorry, my head is not in the game today 1.4165 0.03177 461 320 90 51
113 I roll with the punches. 1.4148 0.03988 270 183 62 25
114 I'll be fine. I just need to get my head in the game. 1.4148 0.03208 446 309 89 48
115 Technically, that was a knockoff. 1.4148 0.03208 446 309 89 48
116 Dont worry, I'll be fine. I've just got to put some ice on it. 1.4147 0.03308 422 293 83 46
117 Heads! I win! 1.4146 0.03455 398 279 73 46
118 You were smart to wear a neck guard. 1.4144 0.03459 432 312 61 59
119 Let’s rethink what I meant by “knock it off.” 1.4136 0.03285 457 325 75 57
120 The Iceman Succumbeth 1.4133 0.03437 392 273 76 43
121 Now I get why the scarf. 1.4126 0.03191 446 309 90 47
122 Okay, that does it - the mittens are coming off! 1.4116 0.03086 413 274 108 31
123 It's not over till one of us has a meltdown. 1.4106 0.03210 414 282 94 38
124 It's not good if I can see my own ass, is it? 1.4099 0.03375 383 263 83 37
125 It's heads. You lose. 1.4094 0.03150 425 289 98 38
126 Why don’t you come down here and say it to my face? 1.4091 0.03427 396 278 74 44
127 Okay, okay, you can have the hat! 1.4089 0.03348 384 263 85 36
128 Lucky punch, I froze. 1.4084 0.03358 404 282 79 43
129 I told you to knock it off, but I didn’t mean it literally 1.4080 0.03154 424 289 97 38
130 That's going to leave a mark, or a small puddle. 1.4076 0.03098 395 261 107 27
131 Oh Please. Pull. yourself together! 1.4070 0.03300 398 274 86 38
132 Remember when the Murphey kids used to pose us holding hands? I blame violent video games 1.4069 0.03355 376 257 85 34
133 You throw a mean left twig. 1.4066 0.03243 391 265 93 33
134 Okay, no hitting above the belt either. 1.4062 0.03394 389 271 78 40
135 I thought we agreed anything above the scarf is below the belt 1.4060 0.03201 431 299 89 43
136 Can’t believe I fell for the old ‘your shoe’s untied’ routine. 1.4055 0.03275 402 277 87 38
137 Mom was right. I should have worn a scarf. 1.4042 0.03238 381 257 94 30
138 Just put some ice on it. 1.4036 0.03392 389 272 77 40
139 Jesus, Eddie, you don't have to take my head off. 1.4036 0.03352 389 270 81 38
140 No, you have to knock ALL of me down. 1.4031 0.03152 392 263 100 29
141 Please don't tell me to roll with the punches. 1.4029 0.03306 412 289 80 43
142 Bob and weave is harder than it sounds. 1.4021 0.03455 373 261 74 38
143 No, it’s my fault. I lost my head. 1.4017 0.03337 361 245 87 29
144 I'm sorry. My head was someplace else. 1.4000 0.03448 380 268 72 40
145 You can have a head start. 1.4000 0.03375 385 269 78 38
146 Come on Joe, get your head back in the game. 1.4000 0.03501 360 252 72 36
147 Out cold. 1.3990 0.03267 396 274 86 36
148 Everything’s gone white. 1.3977 0.03548 347 243 70 34
149 Put some ice on it and you'll be fine in the morning. 1.3973 0.03354 375 260 81 34
150 Well call it a thaw 1.3961 0.03424 361 251 77 33
151 My head's just not in this anymore. 1.3961 0.03389 356 245 81 30
152 Sorry, I meant to give you a heads up. 1.3959 0.03307 389 271 82 36
153 I’m still standing! How is it a KO? 1.3958 0.03297 384 266 84 34
154 Fine, your carrot is bigger than mine. 1.3950 0.03371 362 250 81 31
155 I would say he's out cold, but... 1.3926 0.03529 349 246 69 34
156 At the end of the day we will both be puddles so get rid of that grin. 1.3923 0.03391 362 252 78 32
157 That cloud looks like a bird 1.3919 0.03495 347 243 72 32
158 I try to roll with the punches. 1.3909 0.03381 353 244 80 29
159 By spring this will be a draw. 1.3908 0.03439 348 242 76 30
160 Quick, help me up -- a dog is coming! 1.3904 0.03566 356 255 63 38
161 Sorry, lost my head there for a minute! 1.3901 0.03398 364 255 76 33
162 Okay. Technically I'm out cold. 1.3892 0.03481 352 248 71 33
163 What, I’m just supposed to ‘Let It Go’? 1.3873 0.03377 346 239 80 27
164 Fine, 6 more weeks of winter 1.3868 0.03793 287 201 61 25
165 Hey, it’s important to keep your head in the game. 1.3856 0.03593 306 212 70 24
166 Can we spar later? My head's just not in this. 1.3849 0.03644 317 224 64 29
167 Oh, that's why you wear the scarf. 1.3844 0.03496 346 245 69 32
168 I've fallen, and can't get up! 1.3835 0.03668 339 246 56 37
169 Okay, you’re ahead. 1.3833 0.03789 287 202 60 25
170 Oh no. They let the dog out. 1.3830 0.03620 342 247 59 36
171 Quick! Put me back before they let out the dog. 1.3818 0.03666 330 238 58 34
172 Say that to my face! 1.3814 0.03627 312 220 65 27
173 Ok you win. Coin toss. I choose heads. 1.3813 0.04026 257 182 52 23
174 I said knock it off! 1.3804 0.03579 347 251 60 36
175 Should I put ice on it? 1.3804 0.03646 326 234 60 32
176 Are my dukes still up 1.3797 0.03474 345 245 69 31
177 Now I know what the scarf was for. 1.3796 0.03582 324 230 65 29
178 C’mon now! You’ve GOT to keep your head in the game! 1.3791 0.03446 335 235 73 27
179 I guess that'll teach me not to wear a scarf. 1.3780 0.03650 291 203 66 22
180 I guess I didn’t have my head in the game, after all. 1.3778 0.03455 315 218 75 22
181 That would not happen if it was screwed on right. 1.3776 0.03655 294 206 65 23
182 I guess a warmup wasn't such a great idea." 1.3773 0.03617 326 234 61 31
183 All of me has to be down for the count. 1.3769 0.03604 321 229 63 29
184 I always melt under pressure. 1.3766 0.03567 308 216 68 24
185 I saw the punch coming and I froze. 1.3761 0.03443 335 236 72 27
186 You're so not getting this hat back. 1.3754 0.03532 293 202 72 19
187 'Tis but a slush wound. 1.3746 0.03497 331 235 68 28
188 That was really abominable of you. 1.3746 0.03558 323 230 65 28
189 I can't feel my face. 1.3742 0.03804 310 227 50 33
190 So that’s what the sky looks like. 1.3739 0.03552 337 243 62 32
191 You know, a true sportsman would put his opponent's head back on. 1.3737 0.03836 281 201 55 25
192 Wait a sec--I need to get my head together. 1.3731 0.03465 335 238 69 28
193 I guess I need to improve my footwork. 1.3726 0.03486 314 220 71 23
194 That’s not a knock-out, I’m just melting. 1.3721 0.03464 301 208 74 19
195 Implement the concussion protocol. 1.3721 0.03620 301 213 64 24
196 This is going to be a no-brainer. 1.3711 0.03703 318 232 54 32
197 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't tell mom, Don't tell mom 1.3701 0.03994 281 207 44 30
198 I’m over here!! 1.3700 0.03441 327 231 71 25
199 My head was never in the fight. 1.3700 0.03495 327 233 67 27
200 Don't bother counting to ten. 1.3692 0.03917 279 203 49 27
201 Just put a little ice on it 1.3690 0.03966 271 197 48 26
202 I need to cut back on my warm-up routine. . 1.3690 0.03615 290 204 65 21
203 If I could do it all over again, I’d trade you the hat for the scarf. 1.3689 0.03550 309 219 66 24
204 Well, at least my carrot isn't broken. 1.3686 0.03760 274 194 59 21
205 OK, for the last time: We go on “go” — not on “three”! 1.3681 0.03794 288 208 54 26
206 How long was I out cold? 1.3677 0.03859 291 213 49 29
207 I’m sorry Frosty, but you did say “knock it off”. 1.3670 0.03648 297 212 61 24
208 No one calls me a snowflake! 1.3669 0.03614 278 194 66 18
209 You almost knocked me out....cold 1.3666 0.03589 311 223 62 26
210 I never had a snowballs chance. 1.3665 0.03690 322 237 52 33
211 He has meltdowns all the time,but this time he really lost his head. 1.3663 0.03656 303 218 59 26
212 Did you ever just look at the sky and wonder what’s the point of fighting? 1.3662 0.03765 284 204 56 24
213 This is about that day in third grade, isn’t it. 1.3658 0.03607 298 212 63 23
214 This isn’t what I meant when I said you could have a head start. 1.3649 0.03851 285 208 50 27
215 Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the carrot. 1.3639 0.03766 316 235 47 34
216 Heads it is. 1.3636 0.03853 264 189 54 21
217 It's okay. I'm cool. 1.3636 0.03780 275 197 56 22
218 Not fair, using heated gloves 1.3627 0.03626 284 201 63 20
219 OK….HEADS I win! 1.3625 0.03483 331 239 64 28
220 Ok. Keep the scarf 1.3623 0.03552 276 192 68 16
221 I didn't know I could sneeze. 1.3616 0.03887 271 197 50 24
222 Put it back on and try again. 1.3614 0.03511 285 199 69 17
223 Ok, now I’m gonna have a melt down. 1.3613 0.03642 274 193 63 18
224 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, the head pops right off if it’s above thirty-three. 1.3604 0.03865 283 208 48 27
225 I think you broke my carrot 1.3603 0.03512 297 210 67 20
226 Fine. Take your hat back. 1.3599 0.03612 289 206 62 21
227 I guess I shouldn’t have warmed up. 1.3599 0.03742 289 210 54 25
228 When I said, "knock it off," I was being metaphorical. 1.3597 0.03737 303 223 51 29
229 You need to keep your head in the game. 1.3597 0.03845 253 180 55 18
230 No, I don't think a rematch in the spring is realistic. 1.3589 0.03628 287 205 61 21
231 Wow, you're right . . . the scarf makes ALL the difference 1.3589 0.04141 248 183 41 24
232 I warned him - heads will roll. 1.3585 0.03836 265 191 53 21
233 I can't seem to feel my face. 1.3579 0.03739 271 194 57 20
234 That cloud looks just like me. 1.3574 0.03966 263 193 46 24
235 Best 2 out of 3? 1.3571 0.03934 266 195 47 24
236 You could have given me a heads up! 1.3569 0.03757 269 193 56 20
237 I have officially reached the winter of my discontent. 1.3566 0.03808 244 172 57 15
238 Worst Boxing Day ever! 1.3564 0.03908 275 203 46 26
239 Whoa! I'm having an off of body experience 1.3556 0.03633 270 191 62 17
240 It brings a whole new meaning to, “Roll with the punches.” 1.3553 0.03780 304 227 46 31
241 Well, at least now I'm in a lower weight class. 1.3552 0.03697 259 183 60 16
242 I warned you that heads would roll. 1.3549 0.03636 293 212 58 23
243 Ok, you can have your hat back. 1.3548 0.03660 279 200 59 20
244 Whoa,is my butt really that big? 1.3547 0.03868 265 193 50 22
245 I thought Heads will Roll was just a figure of speech 1.3546 0.03735 282 205 54 23
246 It's been three days. Do something. 1.3545 0.03800 268 194 53 21
247 Is that all you've got? 1.3543 0.03827 254 182 54 18
248 That's okay, Steve. It was either gonna be you or global warming. 1.3542 0.03622 271 192 62 17
249 I was a head until then. 1.3534 0.03781 266 192 54 20
250 That was cold, dude. 1.3529 0.03973 255 187 46 22
251 If I had a neck, I would have ducked. 1.3529 0.03855 255 184 52 19
252 And that's why you should always wear a scarf. 1.3529 0.03535 289 206 64 19
253 We were supposed to start at "go," not "three." 1.3525 0.03944 261 192 46 23
254 I’m a melter weight. 1.3523 0.03875 264 193 49 22
255 This is one of those moments when I ask, 'What would Frosty do' 1.3523 0.03565 264 185 65 14
256 Just put some ice on it and it'll be fine. 1.3520 0.03988 250 183 46 21
257 I gotta improve my footwork. 1.3516 0.03853 273 201 48 24
258 Enjoy it while it lasts. The sun's coming out. 1.3511 0.03622 262 185 62 15
259 Let's try rock, paper, scissors instead. 1.3510 0.03919 245 177 50 18
260 Clearly there's no magic in this hat. 1.3507 0.03644 268 191 60 17
261 That's a wicked right twig you have. 1.3500 0.03747 280 205 52 23
262 Best two out of three? 1.3498 0.03844 263 192 50 21
263 You may have the round, but I’m ahead 1.3496 0.03813 266 194 51 21
264 Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the carrot. 1.3491 0.04193 275 214 26 35
265 A ‘heads up’ would be nice. 1.3491 0.03759 275 201 52 22
266 Wow, from this angle… I really have put on a few flakes. 1.3491 0.03724 275 200 54 21
267 Where did that kick come from? 1.3487 0.03976 261 194 43 24
268 Whoa! That was quite a sneeze, I hope I'm not catching a cold! 1.3477 0.03915 256 188 47 21
269 Why did you do this to a person with only a week to live? 1.3473 0.03774 262 190 53 19
270 I hope the dog doesn’t come by. 1.3469 0.03971 271 204 40 27
271 That cloud looks like a bunny. 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
272 You could have just asked for the hat. 1.3465 0.03855 254 185 50 19
273 No worries, I already have two black eyes. 1.3464 0.03638 280 203 57 20
274 I thawed when I should have weaved. 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
275 As I said, you've got to keep your head down. 1.3462 0.03908 260 192 46 22
276 My head just isn't in this fight! 1.3459 0.03770 266 194 52 20
277 That cloud looks like a snowman 1.3459 0.03732 266 193 54 19
278 And of course, it's just a matter of time before they let the dog out. 1.3456 0.03819 272 201 48 23
279 Because I can't, like, duck!" 1.3451 0.04185 226 167 40 19
280 I have just one question. How did you move your arm? 1.3451 0.03931 284 216 38 30
281 Dude, we agreed not in the face 1.3450 0.03850 258 189 49 20
282 If you wanted the hat,all you had to do was ask 1.3439 0.04021 253 189 41 23
283 You can't count me out. Someone has to build a referee. 1.3436 0.03953 259 193 43 23
284 At least I landed carrot side up. 1.3432 0.03826 236 169 53 14
285 Next time, I get to wear the scarf. 1.3430 0.03983 242 178 45 19
286 C'mon then, it's just a slush wound. 1.3429 0.04074 245 183 40 22
287 So much for cooler heads prevailing. 1.3425 0.04234 254 196 29 29
288 I should’ve seen that uppercut coming, but I froze. 1.3411 0.04073 258 196 36 26
289 Well, you TOLD me to "knock it off." 1.3408 0.03899 267 200 43 24
290 Call that a punch? I’m still standing up. 1.3408 0.03638 267 193 57 17
291 You were supposed to knock my socks off… 1.3407 0.03936 226 163 49 14
292 I blame this loss on climate change 1.3405 0.03817 232 166 53 13
293 Should’ve called Tails. 1.3405 0.03743 279 207 49 23
294 You may have won the fight, but I’ve still got the hat. 1.3402 0.03947 241 177 46 18
295 ‘tis only a snow wound 1.3398 0.03783 256 187 51 18
296 Head’s you win,” means you flip a coin 1.3395 0.04227 215 159 39 17
297 Fine, but I can still beat you at pickleball. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
298 I… I can’t feel my legs… 1.3394 0.04186 218 161 40 17
299 So, what else do you want to try before winter ends? 1.3391 0.03935 230 167 48 15
300 I dare you to do that again. 1.3390 0.04092 236 176 40 20
301 Can I borrow your scarf for a few days? 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
302 Does it look serious? 1.3386 0.03802 254 186 50 18
303 You are messing with my head! 1.3386 0.03843 254 187 48 19
304 That's gonna need some ice. 1.3385 0.03780 260 191 50 19
305 Let cooler heads prevail! 1.3383 0.03682 266 194 54 18
306 That was a snow blow. 1.3382 0.03736 272 201 50 21
307 Can I borrow your scarf? 1.3377 0.03774 231 165 54 12
308 I guess the magic wasn’t in the hat after all. 1.3374 0.04171 243 185 34 24
309 You’ll never get your hat back now. 1.3373 0.03810 249 182 50 17
310 Right now I'm sensing a bit more aggression that is necessary 1.3373 0.03936 249 185 44 20
311 That's it, the mittens are coming off. 1.3373 0.03895 249 184 46 19
312 My head's not in it 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
313 Well, I have to say, I didn't see that coming. 1.3359 0.03555 262 188 60 14
314 Don't apologize. It's the first time I've seen the whole sky. It's beautiful. 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
315 Sorry, I really kinda lost my head. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
316 Jack will you please stop messing with my head? 1.3348 0.04060 227 168 42 17
317 Can't believe I fell for that "You're shoelaces are untied" bit. 1.3348 0.04155 227 170 38 19
318 Okay, well, technically, I'm still standing. So, yeah, this thing is not over yet. 1.3347 0.03732 239 172 54 13
319 That’s a mean combination: a right hook and an early thaw. 1.3333 0.04072 222 164 42 16
320 It’s just a slush wound … 1.3333 0.04170 222 166 38 18
321 I guess it doesn't matter. With climate change, neither of us would have lasted all 12 rounds. 1.3333 0.04008 231 171 43 17
322 I didn’t think you had the snowballs. 1.3333 0.04157 237 180 35 22
323 What part of ‘on three’ don’t you understand Carl? 1.3320 0.03984 244 183 41 20
324 Well now what? 1.3319 0.03967 238 177 43 18
325 Well, now we wait for the kids to get home. Nice Karl. 1.3318 0.04082 217 160 42 15
326 At least you didn't hit me in the snowballs. 1.3306 0.04048 242 183 38 21
327 You never touched me.It was global warming! 1.3305 0.03988 236 176 42 18
328 Remember when I said fighting about it wouldn’t change anyones’s point of view? 1.3305 0.04025 233 174 41 18
329 Impressive reach, but you still look stupid without a hat. 1.3305 0.04025 233 174 41 18
330 Good luck getting your hat back now. 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
331 My bad. 1.3300 0.04656 203 158 23 22
332 My advice... Keep your head down. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
333 That was pretty cold, even for you, Phil 1.3291 0.03870 234 172 47 15
334 In this case, I don't think putting a little ice on it will help. 1.3279 0.04025 247 188 37 22
335 It’s got to be a climate thing. This never used to happen before March. 1.3277 0.04129 235 179 35 21
336 I should have warmed up first. 1.3275 0.03925 229 169 45 15
337 Does my butt really look that big? 1.3272 0.04021 217 160 43 14
338 Time out, brain freeze! 1.3271 0.04113 214 159 40 15
339 From this state I can really contemplate the temporality of my existence. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
340 Technically, it’s not a knockout. 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
341 Now I better understand the expression “Heads will roll.” 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
342 I guess I should have given up while I was ahead. 1.3266 0.04443 199 151 31 17
343 I'm cold, Jerry. Oh, so, so cold. I'm dying Jerry; I'm dying. Tell my wife I love her. Give the kids my carrot. 1.3264 0.03990 239 180 40 19
344 Well, you didn’t need to knock me out cold. 1.3263 0.03981 236 177 41 18
345 Technically, and despite all appearances, this is not a knockout. 1.3261 0.04192 230 176 33 21
346 Phil, I told you to knock it off 1.3257 0.04261 218 166 33 19
347 Was it something I said? 1.3255 0.04027 212 156 43 13
348 Next time, let’s just stand still and stare out into space like normal snowmen. 1.3252 0.04331 206 156 33 17
349 When asked why he lost the fight, Ice Tyson responded: "I froze." 1.3246 0.03832 228 167 48 13
350 I can never remember - ice first and then heat? 1.3243 0.04251 222 170 32 20
351 I thaw that coming! 1.3243 0.04054 222 166 40 16
352 Sorry. I just lost my head for a moment. 1.3241 0.04027 216 160 42 14
353 At least my nose isn't broken 1.3234 0.03989 201 146 45 10
354 Hey, I wasn't ready! 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
355 I thought we agreed,nothing above the scarf. 1.3231 0.03664 229 165 54 10
356 Wow, I didn't see that coming, but then again, my eyes are made of coal. 1.3226 0.04116 217 163 38 16
357 It's best two out of three 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
358 Does this mean that I’m ahead? 1.3224 0.03995 214 158 43 13
359 Just don't let them use the smelling salt on me! 1.3219 0.03868 233 173 45 15
360 Let’s settle this like snowmen 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
361 I can see your house from here. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
362 Huh, I can still talk. 1.3216 0.03986 227 170 41 16
363 I really need to work on keeping my head in the game." 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
364 So much for the magic in this old silk hat they found. 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
365 You were right. I do have a big butt. 1.3212 0.04093 193 141 42 10
366 What some may see as a loss, I see as gaining a new perspective. 1.3208 0.03923 240 181 41 18
367 From down here, it all seems so futile. 1.3207 0.03958 237 179 40 18
368 This after you tell me I have a good head on my shoulders?!! 1.3205 0.03757 234 172 49 13
369 On reflection, below the belt would have been fine. 1.3202 0.04422 203 156 29 18
370 Two black eyes and now this? 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
371 Floats like a snowflake,stings like frostbite. 1.3196 0.04391 194 147 32 15
372 OK, the hat's yours. 1.3194 0.04123 216 163 37 16
373 We had one rule. 1.3192 0.04217 213 162 34 17
374 My eyes are down here. 1.3188 0.03956 229 172 41 16
375 Wow! Look at the stars! Or do I have a concussion? 1.3182 0.04325 198 150 33 15
376 You’re abominable. 1.3179 0.04371 195 148 32 15
377 ...and there's a cloud shaped like a dog, some birds flying north, an airplane and the sun is about to...uh oh" 1.3176 0.03907 233 175 42 16
378 Oh, thaaat’s what the scarf is for. 1.3173 0.04445 208 162 26 20
379 Whatever happened to just standing around and being jolly? 1.3170 0.04209 224 173 31 20
380 Relax. It’s mostly water weight. 1.3167 0.04090 240 186 32 22
381 Okay, fine - keep the stupid scarf! 1.3163 0.04024 215 161 40 14
382 No fair Bill. We said no carrot shots. 1.3160 0.03975 231 175 39 17
383 OK next time hit me with your next to best shot 1.3156 0.03949 225 169 41 15
384 Should've worn the scarf! 1.3155 0.04143 206 155 37 14
385 Heads you lose. 1.3153 0.04036 222 168 38 16
386 Is this why they call it a face-off? 1.3153 0.04185 222 171 32 19
387 When I said “knock it off”… 1.3153 0.04006 203 150 42 11
388 I’m still standing ⛄️ 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
389 Who’s ahead now? 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
390 Could you try and keep the squirrels away from my nose? 1.3149 0.04193 235 184 28 23
391 We should have stopped when we got black eyes. 1.3147 0.03790 251 190 43 18
392 My therapist warned me that there would be days like this. 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
393 Yup I guess I did say one has to roll with the punches. 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
394 If you really want to get technical, that was more of a knock off. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
395 Right in the carrot! 1.3134 0.04097 217 165 36 16
396 Ali v. Freezer 1.3133 0.04083 233 180 33 20
397 Hey guys, from down here i think i discovered where we came from... 1.3131 0.04314 198 151 32 15
398 I'm sorry--I lost my head. 1.3130 0.03981 230 175 38 17
399 I meant to duck, but I just froze! 1.3128 0.04360 195 149 31 15
400 That's all you got? 1.3128 0.03869 227 170 43 14
401 Ok so that’s what you meant by heads will roll 1.3122 0.03973 205 152 42 11
402 Great hands, but still no footwork. 1.3117 0.03821 231 173 44 14
403 Ok, you're not a snowflake 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
404 Can you give me a hand over here? 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
405 Snowman boxing isn't the same since climate change. 1.3112 0.03963 196 144 43 9
406 I’m still awake, so technically it’s not a knockout. 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
407 We never really thought this part through. 1.3109 0.04326 193 147 32 14
408 I was just warming up. 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
409 Get some ice. 1.3108 0.03520 251 185 54 12
410 Could be worse, I could have landed in yellow snow. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
411 I knew I wouldn’t last past Boxing Day. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
412 Hey, buster - my eyes are down here!! 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
413 Did you know there is this yellow disc in the sky? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
414 THE THRILLA IN WASILLA 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
415 See? Now that’s how you roll with the punches. 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
416 My life perspective just changed 1.3090 0.03821 178 127 47 4
417 Oh dear - I'm having an out of body experience! 1.3089 0.03745 246 186 44 16
418 Sure, you're big and tough in February. Let's see what you've got in July! 1.3088 0.04156 204 155 35 14
419 It’s just a snow wound. 1.3088 0.03978 204 152 41 11
420 I warned you heads would roll. 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
421 I told you warming up was a dumb idea. 1.3088 0.04191 217 168 31 18
422 Wait, that WAS the punchline? 1.3085 0.04591 188 147 24 17
423 Next time, just ask me for the hat. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
424 I hope you realize that punching an opponent in the snowballs is considered a foul. 1.3084 0.03965 214 161 40 13
425 I'll need a few minutes to pull myself together. 1.3083 0.03762 240 181 44 15
426 Let’s go two out of three. 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
427 Perhaps kickboxing would be safer. 1.3077 0.04287 195 149 32 14
428 I hope they didn't let the dog out. 1.3073 0.04123 218 168 33 17
429 Let’s make it two out of three. 1.3073 0.04458 192 149 27 16
430 The next time you want your hat back just ask! 1.3070 0.03944 228 174 38 16
431 Get me Parson Brown. 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
432 Arguably, we’re both out cold. 1.3069 0.04047 189 140 40 9
433 They say to quit while you're a-head... 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
434 I’m tired of rolling with the punches. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
435 According to the rules, I'm still standing. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
436 Fine, you can wear the hat. 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
437 On second thought, your scarf is very masculine. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
438 What’s the difference? We’ll be puddles in a week. 1.3046 0.04249 197 151 32 14
439 Before climate change it would’ve taken you three tries. 1.3043 0.04217 207 160 31 16
440 This is not how I imagined Boxing Day. 1.3042 0.03845 240 184 39 17
441 Okay, I'm sorry I called you snowflake. 1.3041 0.04417 194 151 27 16
442 I said, 'You knock my socks off, not knock my block off.' 1.3041 0.04356 194 150 29 15
443 Now I see why people say “roll with the punches”. 1.3035 0.04187 201 154 33 14
444 I told you if you didn’t take that stupid hat off I’d take it off for you. 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
445 Hey,no hitting above the snowballs! 1.3033 0.03934 211 159 40 12
446 What do you mean it's a knockout? I'm still standing. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
447 Great, right in the dog poo! 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
448 Funny, I thought that was just an expression. 1.3029 0.04087 208 159 35 14
449 The cooler head prevailed! 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
450 No wonder, you have the scarf. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
451 Pretty mean right hook for a southpole” 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
452 Well, this is doing nothing good for my separation anxiety. 1.3026 0.04337 195 151 29 15
453 Have you ever had an off-of-body experience? 1.3020 0.04169 202 155 33 14
454 I told you I wasn't built for this. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
455 I thought you told me to keep my head down?? 1.3018 0.04733 169 132 23 14
456 Uh oh. Here comes the dog with a full bladder. 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
457 I’m sorry I called you twig arms. 1.3017 0.04329 179 136 32 11
458 If you had worn a scarf like I told you to, that wouldn't have happened! 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
459 Hey! I thought we said no carrot shots. 1.3014 0.03886 219 166 40 13
460 I agree. You are ahead in this fight! 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
461 OK, Frostey two out of three. 1.3010 0.04256 196 151 31 14
462 You were right about the scarf. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
463 Lesson One: A snowman cannot float like a butterfly. 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
464 I meant snowflake as a good thing. 1.3005 0.04331 183 140 31 12
465 I saw it coming and just froze 1.3005 0.04261 183 139 33 11
466 Wait! I lost my head! 1.3005 0.04151 203 156 33 14
467 Excuse me while I have some separation anxiety. 1.3005 0.03846 203 151 43 9
468 Oh great, and here comes the dog. 1.3005 0.03902 213 161 40 12
469 I think we’re in different weight classes now 1.3000 0.03822 210 157 43 10
470 Round 2 has to wait until Jimmy and Stevie put my head back on. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
471 All you had to say was that you wanted to borrow the hat. 1.2995 0.03917 207 156 40 11
472 Sorry, thought you were cool enough not to lose your head. 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
473 A scarf might have made the difference. 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
474 Wear a scarf, Mom said, but no! 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
475 Is this your idea of a headstart? 1.2990 0.04192 204 158 31 15
476 For a brief moment,before the darkness settled around him,Timmy understood why Mother always nagged him to bring a scarf. 1.2985 0.04055 201 153 36 12
477 THIS IS SNOWPLACE TO LOSE YOUR HEAD! 1.2984 0.04199 191 146 33 12
478 Technically,this isn’t a knockout because I’m still standing. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
479 I’m in no condition to fight. I got plowed last night. 1.2981 0.04076 208 160 34 14
480 I need a facelift. 1.2979 0.04108 188 142 36 10
481 That was a cheap shot buddy. Just you wait until next winter! 1.2977 0.03927 215 164 38 13
482 Other than that, how was my form? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
483 Everyone has a plan until they get hit, right? 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
484 I think we should go back to pickleball. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
485 Whoa! Never saw that coming! 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
486 Why can’t we celebrate Boxing Day like normal people? 1.2965 0.04378 199 157 25 17
487 I take it back. You're no snow flake! 1.2963 0.04189 162 120 36 6
488 Geeze Louise, okay you can have the hat. 1.2963 0.04157 189 144 34 11
489 Wow! I'm seeing stars. 1.2957 0.04061 186 140 37 9
490 Five-second rule? 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
491 Maybe we should allow hitting below the belt 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
492 Oh I see why you wear a scarf. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
493 I am pretty sure the idea was that you don't actually hit me. 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
494 That's for impersonating Parson Brown! 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
495 It's times like these that I wish I could duck 1.2947 0.04070 190 144 36 10
496 Hey guys? Look up. I think I've discovered where we come from." 1.2938 0.03944 194 146 39 9
497 Really? That's your best shot? 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
498 Well, I didn't see that coming. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
499 Wait a minute; I gotta get my head on straight. 1.2934 0.04676 167 131 23 13
500 Never saw that coming. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
501 OK, so you're ahead. 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
502 We were only sparring. I didn’t expect you to lose your head. 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
503 Snow Mas! Snow Mas! 1.2926 0.04554 188 150 21 17
504 A cheap shot just to get a head. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
505 Never hit a guy in the carrot. 1.2923 0.04124 195 150 33 12
506 Ohhh! My bad! 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
507 Well, I was caught cold on that one. 1.2919 0.03842 185 137 42 6
508 Saying you're "Sorry" just doesn't cut it. 1.2919 0.04047 209 162 33 14
509 You aren't getting your hat back. 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
510 'Jolly, happy soul' my ass. 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
511 You sir, are no gentleman 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
512 It’s almost too funny to caption. The image speaks for itself. 😂😂 “It seemed like an even match until Ralph lost his head.” 1.2899 0.04239 207 164 26 17
513 Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
514 You win,the scarf makes much more sense. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
515 I wasn't ready. 1.2895 0.04257 190 148 29 13
516 Adrian, forgive me, I lost my head. 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
517 You’ll be fine, just rub some snow on it 1.2892 0.03990 204 157 35 12
518 And so ends another December 26th in Canada 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
519 Hey! Where'd you go? 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
520 Knock-off" doesn't count as a "Knock-out! 1.2888 0.04435 187 148 24 15
521 this is a test caption 1.2888 0.04499 187 149 22 16
522 Seriously, is that all you've got? 1.2887 0.04129 194 150 32 12
523 Snow problem. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
524 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
525 I taste carrot. 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
526 I can see my birth cloud from here. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
527 I guess I should be thankful you didn't break my carrot. 1.2881 0.04175 177 135 33 9
528 Next time, I get to say 'Go.' 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
529 I liked you better when you were a drifter. 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
530 Told you I could roll with the punches. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
531 That was above the belt. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
532 Okay, best two out of three. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
533 Like Mike Tyson said, ‘Everybody’s got a plan til they get punched in the face.’ 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
534 A bomb...unable. 1.2873 0.04537 181 144 22 15
535 I always lose my head in confrontations 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
536 I’ll fight you with one head behind my back 1.2872 0.04148 188 145 32 11
537 Before climate change, you could last 12 rounds. 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
538 Next round I get the scarf and you get the hat, and we'll see whose head stays on. 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
539 You wanna take this inside? 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
540 I hate warming up. 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
541 You seriously thought I would duck ? 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
542 You're gonna want to get some ice on that. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
543 Sorry I lost your head, 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
544 Wow! I never even saw that coming! 1.2865 0.04087 192 148 33 11
545 I thought I would see stars but all I see is an empty sky. 1.2865 0.04153 192 149 31 12
546 Hey, that cloud looks like Dad. 1.2863 0.03808 227 176 37 14
547 Little help here. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
548 Wow. That round kick DEFINITELY came out of nowhere. 1.2857 0.04328 189 149 26 14
549 The new Melterweight Champion is... 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
550 My hat, you idiot! My hat! Not my head. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
551 Hold on a minute. Let me get my head back in the game! 1.2857 0.04196 189 147 30 12
552 Don't worry. I'm not going to have a meltdown over this. 1.2849 0.04284 179 139 29 11
553 I think we represent his resentment of being forced to play outside. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
554 ¡Snow mas! 1.2849 0.04480 172 135 25 12
555 I can’t feel my body! 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
556 For a guy with sticks for arms you sure do punch hard. 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
557 Oh no. Is that dog coming over here? 1.2843 0.04155 204 161 28 15
558 Alright, now let's see you work the body. 1.2842 0.04041 190 146 34 10
559 You know, in the end we both lose. 1.2841 0.03939 176 132 38 6
560 You can't even look me in the eye! 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
561 Guess I'll be heading off now! 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
562 Ugh! Right in the carrot! 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
563 Well, this is a problem. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
564 I said "hat's off to you". 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
565 Cold-cocked again. 1.2834 0.04289 187 147 27 13
566 Alright then. You can wear the cap. 1.2833 0.04476 180 143 23 14
567 We're honestly just not constructed for the bob and weave 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
568 Ok, we'll work on body punches next. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
569 I told you to throw you hat in the ring. Not you head. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
570 I'm not sure if this is what Boxing Day is about.. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
571 I won't lie, that one stung a little. 1.2830 0.04040 212 167 30 15
572 Okay, I'm warmed up now. 1.2829 0.03711 205 155 42 8
573 I guess I shouldn’t have rolled with the punch” 1.2827 0.04223 191 150 28 13
574 Hey, I could see our old house from here. 1.2825 0.04457 177 140 24 13
575 I almost see what you did there. 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
576 I guess I won’t be back again someday… 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
577 The sun was in my eyes." 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
578 Head's down, you lose. 1.2824 0.04510 170 134 24 12
579 I knew I should have worn a scarf today. 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
580 Float like a snowflake, sting like a snowball. 1.2819 0.04335 188 149 25 14
581 That was Abominable, 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
582 A heads up would’ve been nice 1.2816 0.04043 174 132 35 7
583 It appears,yours was the cooler head that prevailed. 1.2811 0.04177 185 144 30 11
584 Where's my scarf? 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
585 Wow, I have a nice body." 1.2809 0.04575 178 143 20 15
586 They don’t make us like they used to. 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
587 I’m surprised how little that hurt me. 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
588 ‘I knew I should have worn a scarf’ 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
589 Well, this is still safer than your water polo challenge. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
590 A warm compress, you say? 1.2808 0.03857 203 156 37 10
591 Fine, I’m sorry I said your arms were sticks. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
592 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
593 I was already out and cold. 1.2804 0.03975 189 145 35 9
594 What? - Have you lost your mind? 1.2803 0.04768 157 125 20 12
595 But I never said ‘Let them eat cake.’ 1.2802 0.04633 182 148 17 17
596 On the bright side, I think I can now drop down to the featherweight division 1.2800 0.03957 200 155 34 11
597 Better to go out this way then to just melt away. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
598 Jack! You said you would just nip at my nose. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
599 All that boxing training! The only thing you got right is Keep your head down. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
600 Who you calling snowflake? 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
601 I couldn't see. There was a cinder in my eye. 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
602 Let’s start over. I wasn’t ready. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
603 Doesn't count, my body never hit the floor 1.2789 0.03886 190 145 37 8
604 oops, warmed up too much 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
605 It wasn’t below the belt… 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
606 I know this is off topic, but the sky is really lovely today. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
607 He's still no match for May weather. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
608 Cool heads prevail. Just you wait. 1.2787 0.03905 183 139 37 7
609 You're a hard hitter for a guy with stick arms. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
610 I'm gonna need some ice. 1.2784 0.04390 176 139 25 12
611 OK, you win. Keep the scarf and you can have the hat. 1.2784 0.04229 194 154 26 14
612 That was cold, Bob. 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
613 Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up. 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
614 I really don't think I should be considered "down." 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
615 You'll have keep going without me Frosty. My head's just not in the game anymore. 1.2778 0.04461 180 144 22 14
616 Is that all you got George? 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
617 Ok, you can wear my hat. 1.2775 0.04365 173 136 26 11
618 Ok, smart aleck, how do you propose to get your hat now? 1.2775 0.04441 173 137 24 12
619 Hey! I see sky. Where did you go? 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
620 Technically it's not a knockout if I'm still standing. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
621 That was just cold, man. Cold. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
622 As long as you don’t punch me in the snowballs. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
623 I told you to wear a scarf! 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
624 Didn't peg you for a southpaw. 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
625 I guess I need to focus more on my footwork. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
626 I can't believe I froze up 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
627 Okay, smart guy, let's see you get the hat now. 1.2768 0.04294 177 139 27 11
628 Sorry about that,I lost my head. 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
629 Sorry I lost my head 1.2763 0.04778 152 121 20 11
630 Okay, Okay, you can have your hat back. 1.2757 0.04090 185 144 31 10
631 Please tell me there’s no dogs around. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
632 You can't blame everything on global warming 1.2755 0.04314 196 158 22 16
633 No fair ... that was a snow blow. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
634 I can’t remember if that kid built us this way or you if you sucker punched me. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
635 Yeah, yeah, enjoy your time up there… they predicted an early spring 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
636 OK, so I'm not entirely sure you understand the concept of "sparring." 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
637 Not fair! No hitting above the belt. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
638 Just put some ice on it and you should be fine 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
639 You may think that you have the advantage now, but I can see just as well with my buttons. 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
640 Oh! You meant YOUR left. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
641 Cooler heads will prevail! 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
642 This is more embarrassing than the yellow snow incident. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
643 You lose your head every time we fight! 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
644 One down, two to go. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
645 You just changed my point of view. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
646 Well, I guess this calls for the Concussion Protocol. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
647 I told you, heads up! 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
648 Why didn't you wear your scarf? 1.2737 0.04024 179 138 33 8
649 ..guess cooler heads prevailed again? 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
650 I prefer hits below the belt. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
651 Check it out. A flock of geese are flying overhead. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
652 Concussion protocol! 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
653 I can’t believe you cold-cocked me!! 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
654 O.K. You Win. The next time I get the scarf and you get the hat. 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
655 I blame that on global warming, try to hit me again! 1.2732 0.04326 183 146 24 13
656 Technically, I still get 10 seconds. 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
657 I told you.... not in the face! 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
658 …I’m getting soft. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
659 Sorry,my head is not in this. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
660 Ok,sorry,I won’t mention your “bald spot” again! 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
661 Better than a total meltdown I guess.. 1.2723 0.04260 191 153 24 14
662 It's not a knock-out if I'm still standing. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
663 Nice jab! I just froze! 1.2722 0.03596 180 134 43 3
664 Clearly, the scarf worked to your advantage. 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
665 Talk about getting coldcocked... 1.2722 0.03822 169 127 38 4
666 It's not a knockout but I will concede you are a head on points 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
667 Does this mean I'm ahead? 1.2716 0.04718 162 131 18 13
668 So that’s what ‘thumpity thump thump’ was referring to. 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
669 Max surprised himself on the sheer effectiveness of the uppercut. 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
670 I just need to ice it. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
671 What knockout? I’m still standing! 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
672 Brain freeze!! 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
673 Come on, keep fighting! It's only a flesh wound! 1.2710 0.03917 155 116 36 3
674 Come on Harold, get your head in the game. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
675 I think I'm a head. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
676 These are my last words. I've been decaptionated. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
677 It's only a flake wound. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
678 At least I can go down a weight class now. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
679 On the plus side, it looks like the weather's clearing. 1.2705 0.04018 207 165 28 14
680 It may be the cold but I can't feel my hands. 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
681 Ah ha! I can roll with the punches! 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
682 I thought headshots weren't allowed, Frosty 1.2704 0.04609 159 127 21 11
683 No, no, it's not a knockout unless my whole body is down. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
684 At least I’ve got a head start on the spring thaw. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
685 My head just wasn't in it. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
686 All this over a hat? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
687 Well, my hat’s off to you. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
688 Didn’t we agree, no hitting above the scarf?” 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
689 I need to think more about my footwork. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
690 Have you lost your head or are you just having another meltdown? 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
691 Dammit,Carl! These are MITTENS! 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
692 Just a scratch 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
693 Oh my, the gutters are a mess! 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
694 Knock it off,will you? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
695 Tis but a scratch! 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
696 I guess there’s not a lot of magic in this old wool hat. 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
697 Dad always said - keep your cool, don't lose your head... 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
698 Best two of three? 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
699 Just because you couldn't knock my socks off? 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
700 That's it, now the gloves are commin' off! 1.2683 0.04585 164 132 20 12
701 I quit now that I’m ahead. 1.2683 0.04666 164 133 18 13
702 Don't expect me to take this lying down 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
703 I think I'm having a meltdown. 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
704 When Spring comes, we're all gonna forget about this. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
705 "I coulda been an igloo." 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
706 Could it be my footwork? 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
707 I'm still standing, so I think we're supposed to keep going. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
708 Hey, who you callin' yellow? 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
709 Remember the good old days before global warming, when we could keep our heads in the game through the end of winter? 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
710 Is that the best ya got? 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
711 Someone’s upset about not getting a hat. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
712 I knew warming up was a bad idea. 1.2670 0.03799 176 134 37 5
713 Technically, this is not a knockout. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
714 I'd like to see you try that again! 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
715 Your left hook is abominable. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
716 And that’s the day Frosty became a method actor. 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
717 You did that just to get my hat? You are an abominable snowman! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
718 Can you grab me an ice pack? 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
719 I'm contemplating the fact that we are essentially 99% water. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
720 Okay, now put my head back on and I'll teach you the uppercut. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
721 You’ve already knocked my socks off. Was this really necessary?! 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
722 Why don’t you quit while you’re ahead.” 1.2655 0.04334 177 142 23 12
723 My chin is up. Unfortunately my head is off! 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
724 That's fine. I still have two more rounds left in me. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
725 My wife is right, I have no spine. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
726 Uh man! Here comes the dog. 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
727 I need an ice pack. 1.2651 0.03932 166 127 34 5
728 I'm telling mom! 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
729 It's all fun and games until someone loses a head. 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
730 I still say you need a hat. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
731 Ice pack please! 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
732 Oh man right in the carrot! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
733 That, my dear, was a high blow.” 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
734 ”Another global warming tragedy. 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
735 There goes any mental edge I might have had. 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
736 No fair! The sun was in my coals. 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
737 I don't have a snowball's chance in hell in this fight 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
738 I said no head shots! 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
739 Luckily, I didn’t fall flat on my carrot. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
740 Is that your best shot? 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
741 Dodge and weave my ass. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
742 It's knock your socks off, not knock your block off.! 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
743 Down goes Freezer! Down goes Freezer! Down goes Freezer! 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
744 From down here, I’d say I’m still standing. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
745 Tails, I win. 1.2632 0.04643 152 122 20 10
746 You're right. I do have a big butt. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
747 So the scarf does help. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
748 It’s fine, I hit my deductible last month. 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
749 Come on, the sun is about to come out 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
750 We’ll be on even ground this spring. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
751 Warmer temperatures, rising sea levels, and now this! 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
752 I forgot my scarf. 1.2625 0.04649 160 130 18 12
753 That’s all you’ve got? 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
754 Who do you think you are, Marie Antoinette? 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
755 This is why I wanted to wait for a scarf. 1.2617 0.04893 149 122 15 12
756 Well, that snowballed quickly. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
757 I did not see that coming. 1.2611 0.03849 157 119 35 3
758 I still say your mother was dog park snow. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
759 At least I kept my hands up. 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
760 Oh fine, You know what the sun does to my face! 1.2609 0.03992 161 124 32 5
761 But I’m still standing 1.2609 0.04203 184 148 24 12
762 Hey! You know the rules--no hits above the belt! 1.2609 0.03992 161 124 32 5
763 That was cold blooded. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
764 I said no kicking. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
765 No nervous system, no problem. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
766 Tell mom I need some ice. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
767 Another month and it won't make any difference who's the winner. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
768 Touché? Just giving you a heads-up! 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
769 I'm gonna need an icepack. 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
770 I’m still standin’, Sugar! 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
771 You had coal in your glove?! 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
772 I just don't have it together today. 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
773 Who said, "Quit while you're a head" 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
774 Good job, Kid! Next lesson: footwork. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
775 As soon as we figure out who our mom is, I am definitely telling on you. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
776 I told him not to warm up before the fight 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
777 You didn't have your head screwed on right! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
778 No fair, I wasn't warmed up yet 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
779 That's OK, Phil. The championship bout is scheduled for May, which is problematic for both of us. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
780 On second thought, you can keep the scarf. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
781 Go ahead, smart guy! Try knocking me out cold now! 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
782 It's heads. You win. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
783 Does a knock-off count as a knock-down or a knock-out? 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
784 OK, Frostie, easy with the thumpety thump thump. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
785 Ha! It’s only an ice wound! 1.2585 0.03872 147 111 34 2
786 Told you that if you tried to fight me, heads would roll! 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
787 What is there to fight about? I feel like I'm seeing things from a whole new perspective. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
788 Start over. I froze up. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
789 We should have asked for mittens. 1.2582 0.04006 182 144 29 9
790 Uh-oh. Rabbits. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
791 No, in English there's a difference between "head off with you" and "off with your head!" 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
792 Listen Champ...You are still going to melt at the same rate as me! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
793 I warned you heads were gonna roll 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
794 Keep fighting, it's just a flesh wound 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
795 Whatever you do, DO NOT let them cremate me! 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
796 My head wasn't in it. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
797 I expected a melt down. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
798 I guess you took offense at my ‘snowball’s chance’ comment. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
799 Great— now I've got a carrot nose and a cauliflower ear. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
800 Well, you said I had only a snowball's chance. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
801 O.K., O.K. Have it your way. Best two of three. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
802 Well… Technically I’m not down for the count. 1.2570 0.03889 179 140 32 7
803 Wow! That’s unnerving, I didn’t even hit you yet! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
804 At least that was a clean head shot; the punch before was dirty . . . right in the snowballs." 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
805 Does melting count as a TKO? 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
806 I thought we agreed to not train in the off-season 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
807 I thought we were chill.. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
808 We said no hits below the belt or above the scarf for a reason. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
809 Well, that was cold. 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
810 You delivered the punch and now you want me to supply the punch line? 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
811 Is that all you got, snowflake? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
812 Try to keep your head in the game. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
813 It’s an expression Dave, not an instruction. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
814 And to think last round, Jack Frost was only barely nipping at my nose. 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
815 I keep losing my head over you. 1.2554 0.04114 184 148 25 11
816 Those scarves apparently do more than just keep your neck warm. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
817 I should have worn my scarf." 1.2552 0.04009 145 111 31 3
818 No big deal, it's almost spring anyway. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
819 I'm telling. 1.2552 0.04872 145 119 15 11
820 It’s not you it’s global warming. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
821 Before I melt, can we at least try to find meaning in a senseless act? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
822 Summer rematch? 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
823 Coach said keep your head down. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
824 Ok. How about two out of three? 1.2549 0.04777 153 126 15 12
825 I think my carrot is broken. 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
826 If you wanted the hat so badly, why didn't you just ask!? 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
827 I told you to chill, but you just had to go and lose your head 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
828 A hit, a very palpable hit! 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
829 You’re supposed to knock my socks off, dummy 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
830 I believe it’s a TKO since I am still standing. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
831 You just wait. Next year, I'll show you. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
832 Cmon! It’s only an ice wound 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
833 Just concede and save face. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
834 With global warming, these fights are just not what they used to be. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
835 Sorry, I don't have a head for this right now. 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
836 I guess I really DON'T know how a butterfly floats. 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
837 There goes our shot at the Winter Olympics. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
838 I said 'decaf' - not decap!'' 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
839 Something tells me to quit while I'm a head. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
840 Would you look at that cloud, it’s a dead ringer for Abe Vigoda. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
841 I think you gave me a black eye 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
842 Technically, I'm still on my feet. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
843 I never even got to smoke a corncob pipe.” 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
844 I only intended to throw my hat into the ring, but got a little carried away. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
845 I told you, a scarf is more important than a hat! 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
846 Well, that snowballed out of control... 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
847 I just said to duck! 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
848 I thought we said nothing above the scarf? 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
849 My insurance is definitely not covering this 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
850 Yeah, but guess who kept his hat on. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
851 I'm still standing, so technically, this cannot be called a knockdown. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
852 Actually, I take it back. From down here I can see that that's a very attractive scarf you're wearing and it looks very good on you. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
853 He's out cold. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
854 You didn't have to hit me. I would have given you the hat. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
855 I lost the fight, I lost my head, but I never lost my cool. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
856 Nice shot. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
857 It was the best of times,it was the worst of times… 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
858 I guess my only hope now is a political career. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
859 ‘Knocked your block off! 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
860 Next year dibs on the scarf. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
861 I’m sorry—I lost my head for a moment! 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
862 Oops, I just meant to take my hat off! 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
863 This feels more like home 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
864 I'm just rolling with the punches. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
865 It's just a hat. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
866 Just you wait for spring. 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
867 I'm still smarter than the majority of Congress. 1.2516 0.04808 155 129 13 13
868 So much for warming up, then! 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
869 You don't understand, Charlie, if I had the scarf, I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. 1.2516 0.04720 155 128 15 12
870 Is that considered a TKO? 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
871 Well,just don't stand there! 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
872 Next round my head will really be in the game. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
873 A little heads up would have been nice. 1.2514 0.04170 175 141 24 10
874 Ref! Check his gloves for heat packs! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
875 Lover, gimme head! 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
876 Well...guess I'll quit while I'm a head. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
877 Curling!...Even curling was a better idea than this. 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
878 It’s just a slush wound ! Had enough ?! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
879 Maybe we should stick to below the belt. 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
880 Okay, smart guy you won back your hat so come and get it. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
881 I coulda been a contundra. I coulda been snowbody. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
882 When I asked if you had anything for my headache , that was not what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
883 Is that all ya got?! 1.2500 0.04782 148 122 15 11
884 Clearly, a scarf is better than a hat. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
885 This is not what I meant when I said ice box. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
886 Ok, 2 more rounds but that’s all I got left. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
887 I'm gonna julienne your nose. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
888 Put that in your corncob pipe and smoke it. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
889 Guess that's what I get for bringing a hat to a scarf fight. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
890 Thumpety, thump thump, thumpety, thump thump Look at Frosty KO! 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
891 I've looked at clouds from both sides now 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
892 Match called because of beheading. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
893 Really? Just because I called you Snowflake?! 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
894 You told me to knock it off! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
895 You could've just nicely asked me for the hat! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
896 Not so fast. I still have nine seconds to get up! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
897 You should have just given me the hat. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
898 You know, that kid who posed us like this is one sick little fuck. Him and that stuffed tiger of his. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
899 You’ve lost your mind. 1.2482 0.04945 137 113 14 10
900 Simply add a scarf and it'll never show? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
901 Hey! I was just warming up! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
902 NOW repeat what you said about Frosty! 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
903 Hat vs. Scarf 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
904 You’re right… I should have worn a scarf. 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
905 It's not a TKO, my head may be on the ground but I'm still standing! 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
906 Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the carrot." Joaquin Benitez, Tampa, Florida 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
907 Why can't I feel my toes? 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
908 I thought you said you could take a punch! 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
909 C’mon! Get your head back in the game! 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
910 Yeah, sure, you beat me, but I still have the hat. Sucker! 1.2466 0.04617 146 119 18 9
911 Wasnt worth losing my head over this 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
912 Ready…set…hey! 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
913 C'mon, you didn't hit me that hard, I was melting already! 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
914 Can I borrow your scarf to get my head on right ? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
915 Oops! 1.2465 0.04708 142 116 17 9
916 I feel bad — but we’re both gonna melt in a couple of months anyway. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
917 Hey! We said BELOW the carrot! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
918 I thought you said you were going to kick my butt? 1.2465 0.04708 142 116 17 9
919 I just can't get my head in the game. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
920 I lost my head, but I’m okay now. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
921 is it over? 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
922 I didn't expect our disagreement to snowball like that. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
923 I thought we agreed to keep away from the face. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
924 That wasn't cool. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
925 Round one to climate change. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
926 I got thumpety thump thumped. 1.2459 0.05373 122 102 10 10
927 Knocked out ice cold 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
928 Turns out we were doing Boxing Day wrong all these years. 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
929 Hey,you said "knock it off." 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
930 This is nothing. I'm alway out cold. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
931 Just a flesh wound? We’re made of snow! 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
932 Yeah, but we're going to have to overcome greater obstacles in order to qualify for a summer Olympics sport. 1.2449 0.04787 147 122 14 11
933 I thought we agreed, only body punches! 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
934 Ok fine, the scarf DOES help. 1.2448 0.04678 143 117 17 9
935 When you said, "Left hook," I thought you meant where you hang your scarf. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
936 Maybe we should just stick to Tai Chi. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
937 Well, I guess it's time for me to head back. 1.2446 0.04772 139 114 16 9
938 The fact that it's Boxing Day is no excuse. 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
939 Dude. It’s not a snowball fight! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
940 Let's call it a draw. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
941 I just didn't have my head on straight. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
942 Hypocrite! Call me a snowflake again, I dare you! #mynewyorkercaption 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
943 Now you put your guard up? 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
944 Is that all you've got? I've had worse brain freeze from ice cream! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
945 Seriously? I didn’t even touch you 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
946 You could have just asked me to return your hat. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
947 Sorry, I didn't mean to lose my head. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
948 You could have just asked to borrow my hat. But no. We have to go through this! 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
949 I guess I was a little hot under the collar. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
950 It's called a knock-out, not a knock off. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
951 Nice footwork. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
952 Fancy footwork! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
953 Not fair. You have longer branches than I do. 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
954 When you asked me to be your sparring partner, you said to just roll with the punches, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
955 But you said I should roll with the punches. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
956 You call that an Icebreaker? 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
957 Nobody told me about your fancy footwork. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
958 Sorry, it was an accident. Don't have a meltdown. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
959 This is silly. Our differences will all just fade away come spring, anyway... 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
960 This is why I hate fighting w you, you lose your head every time. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
961 I’ll bet you can’t do that again! 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
962 This is where having a scarf comes in handy. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
963 May the frost be with you. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
964 Beloved Frosty inexplicably accepts challenge to fight Snowy: Now faces first degree murder charge. 1.2426 0.04839 136 112 15 9
965 Chill out, will you! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
966 Is it time to take the gloves off? 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
967 Go figure,he’s out cold 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
968 Why am I seeing things differently now? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
969 I think this is called a split decision. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
970 Well I guess I'm ahead 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
971 Don't worry. I am still qualified to run for president. 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
972 I'm fine, it happens every time I get hit in the snow-balls 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
973 Like I said…I'm Ahead. 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
974 Maybe we should try MMA? 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
975 …AND my nose is itchy. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
976 Geez, kid, you hit like a snowplow! 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
977 I told you heads would roll if we started fighting" 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
978 That was quite a flurry of punches! 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
979 I'd say that is a technical KO 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
980 Oof, looks like I could used a scarf. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
981 When mom said “knock it off” she didn’t mean quite literally. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
982 A heads up would have been nice. I wasn’t ready 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
983 I thought we were only pretending 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
984 Wait 'til next year. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
985 I’m just glad my father turned to runoff so he didn’t have to see this. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
986 I was just trying to help you get out of your own head. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
987 Do you ever wonder where we go when we melt? 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
988 I guess I warmed up for too long 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
989 Did I win? 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
990 When I called you yellow, I didn't mean afraid. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
991 That is not a heads up 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
992 Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee! 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
993 Looks like I’m ahead. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
994 Lend me your scarf. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
995 In all honesty I did not quite understand what you meant when you asked, “Carrot or the stick?” 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
996 Oopsie daisy. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
997 I'm worried that they'll call this a pre-existing condition. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
998 I said "Knock my socks OFF" 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
999 Revenge is best served cold. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1000 Round two when the kid puts me back on? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1001 I see what you mean. 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1002 You were supposed to duck! 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1003 Duck and weave," Coach said. "I'm a snowman," I said 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1004 If it ever snows again, I want a rematch. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1005 Just let me melt. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1006 Got any ice? 1.2394 0.04680 142 117 16 9
1007 I thought 'knock your block off' was a figure of speech. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1008 My head is off, but I still win on points 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
1009 Please tell me I still have black eyes. 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1010 Cheap shot, Al!” 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1011 Mother warned me not to lose my head over you. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1012 Now what? 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1013 Bless you 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1014 Sorry. Lost my head there for a second. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1015 Whoops, sorry! I didn't mean it literally ... 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1016 I would like to announce my retirement from boxing. 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1017 Please! Snow more! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1018 My kids are picking me up after practice. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1019 Your footwork could use some attention. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
1020 I tried to tell you— this is what happens when you don’t wear your scarf. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
1021 I think I’m gonna need an ice pack. 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1022 When I said “knock it off” I didn’t mean it literally. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1023 We didn't think this through. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1024 See? There are no butterflies to float like. There are no bees to sting like. It's winter. All is death. Also, this is what happens when they forget my scarf. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1025 I said I wanted a head shot,not a shot to the head!! 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
1026 It's the same thing every Boxing Day. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1027 You're definitely boxing under your weight now. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1028 Mom’s gonna be mad. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1029 Well maybe we both lost our cool. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
1030 Have you lost your mind 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
1031 My head fell off, let’s try again. 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
1032 Yes, but it's only a technical knockout. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1033 C’mon. No hitting above the belt. 1.2372 0.04466 156 129 17 10
1034 So, how’s your head? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1035 Oh, really, a jolly, happy soul? 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1036 AI-prompt: Make a drawing of two snowmen doing sports, one is a head taller than the other 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1037 Sorry, I knocked your block off.” 1.2368 0.04451 152 125 18 9
1038 Go easy on me, I'm already seeing stars... 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
1039 Heads up! No down! 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1040 Is that Taylor Swift’s plane? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1041 Next up, bowling. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1042 This is why I suggested thumb wrestling. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1043 Fighting during a spring thaw has always had inherent risks. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1044 A Meltdown is the only way I will concede. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1045 Now I'm as thoughtless as you! 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1046 Right, we’ll call it a draw. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1047 I do have to confess that my neck hasn’t felt this good in years! 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1048 What happened to my scarf??!!?? 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
1049 Hey! the sun's coming out! 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
1050 I thought this was just a warm up 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1051 Could be worse, last year I had to be that schmuck Parson Brown! 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1052 Oh, that's just great Hal! ...Little Timmy's gonna' be emotionally scarred for life the next time he gives this snow globe a shake! 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1053 Frosty had a good left jab, but unfortunately also an ‘ice neck’. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1054 That was just cold. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1055 Way to get a head. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
1056 I expected the black eyes but this? 1.2357 0.04347 157 129 19 9
1057 Maybe we need to rethink this. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1058 So I had a melt down 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1059 Didn’t even knock my hat off. Lightweight. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1060 HEADS WILL ROLL 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1061 Well, sure: YOUR head's tied on with a scarf! 1.2353 0.04521 153 127 16 10
1062 I’ve never seen a butterfly or a bee… 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
1063 A knockoff is not a knock out 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
1064 I thought we said kid gloves. 1.2349 0.03613 149 115 33 1
1065 Please don't let any dogs near me. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1066 We said not the face! 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1067 At least you didn't break my nose. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1068 I thought you were right-handed. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
1069 By "Knock it off" I meant quit making fun of me. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
1070 Don't feel too bad. We'll all look the same in the spring. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
1071 That's strange, I can still see, hear and smell. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1072 Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! 1.2344 0.05141 128 108 10 10
1073 I may be out, but not down. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1074 I'm floored, Jeffrey. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1075 Hatless snowman beats headless snowman. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1076 And that was with one stick tied behind my back 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1077 That's cold, bro, cold. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1078 Okay, I'll give you round one. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1079 The rules say no hitting above the belt. 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
1080 Oops, didn’t mean to lose my head. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1081 I thought we agreed to no hitting above the second ball? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1082 Wow ... I didn't even know you had a left hand. Or a right one, for that matter. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1083 I can't believe you meant that literally! 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
1084 I guess plan b is just wait until spring. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1085 Really? You already have the scarf, you want the hat too? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1086 I never saw that kick coming 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
1087 You're much stronger than you look. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1088 I’m still standing, ain’t I? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1089 This time Calvin went too far. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1090 I wish I could’ve ducked! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1091 Unlike Hockey, a Face Off does not stop the action 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1092 I still think wearing a scarf without a hat is for show-offs. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
1093 At least I’ll have a great view of the stars tonight. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1094 The Chilla in Manila 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1095 Put it back on before the thaw. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1096 I thought we were just posing. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1097 so that's what scarfs are for. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1098 You were right, I was wrong, Frosty. A scarf does protect the head better than a hat. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1099 no, you only scored a knockoff 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1100 I shoulda seen where this was headed. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1101 No one said this would be a head to head competition! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1102 Look, you knocked my block off. You want blood from a stone? 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1103 Well, that didn’t go as planned” 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1104 Looks like rain. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1105 Hell is other snowmen 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1106 Touche is fencing, not boxing. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1107 If you didn't like the hat, you should have said so. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1108 Technical knockout? No,Technical knockoff. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1109 Again, if you want to borrow the hat, just ask. 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
1110 I thought you were speaking figuratively. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1111 'I can see now why you don't warm up first." 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1112 Next time I get the longer sticks. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1113 C'mon! Get your head in the game! 1.2319 0.04746 138 115 14 9
1114 Cooler heads prevail 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1115 Bobbed when he shoulda weaved. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
1116 A mere flesh wound. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
1117 We agreed to stay below the scarf. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1118 So that's what cold-cocked means." 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1119 Rule #1: Hit below the carrot. 1.2317 0.03524 164 128 34 2
1120 Weird. All I see are snow angels. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1121 How's that for a 'thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump'? 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
1122 Mom! Frostie punched me again! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1123 I could use a "head's up"! 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1124 Don't worry, you'll be back again next year. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1125 Told you not to hit me in the carrot! 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1126 Don’t worry, I’ll put some ice on it. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1127 Put me back on before the kids come back. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1128 Not today. I have a concussion. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1129 Tails I win, heads you lose! 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1130 No worries, I'm good at rollin' with the punches! 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1131 I told you it was too warm out to wear a hat! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1132 KEEPING a cool head is easier said than done! 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1133 Best of 3? 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1134 I knew I should have put on my scarf 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1135 I think I warmed up too much for this fight. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1136 Man, that left hook is cold! 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1137 Look! I can still talk!! 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1138 I need to work on my footwork, but first I’ll need some feet. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1139 I guess I didn't move quick enough. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1140 why do you always go into everything head first? 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
1141 Not what I had in mind for a snowball fight. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1142 Personally,I think the scarf around your neck gave you an unfair advantage. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1143 Wow. I thought two black eyes were bad. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1144 It doesn't count if it falls off on its own! 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1145 That's it, I'm going back to snowball fights. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1146 Good stick. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1147 Why quit when I'm ahead! 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1148 We both melt in the end, champ. Guess the real winner is Spring." 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1149 Not so damn cute now, are we? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1150 Just a flesh wound. I've had worse. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1151 Probably shouldn't have rolled with that punch. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1152 Maybe if I knew what a ‘butterfly’ and a ‘bee’ even were. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1153 All I said was " Are my mittens dry yet? " 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1154 Rollin' with the punches... 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1155 See, I told you the scarf was an unfair advantage. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
1156 I'm just realizing I didn't think about what happens next. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1157 You're a real Mike Ice-on! 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1158 All brawn no brains 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1159 I didn’t ask to be rolled into this family. 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
1160 That's not what they mean when they advise you to keep your head down. 1.2288 0.03767 153 121 29 3
1161 Happy Boxing Day. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
1162 Well I guess that settles it. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1163 I'll know when I'm licked. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1164 Twas a cruel winter, indeed. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1165 It’s just a flesh wound. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1166 No more Mr. Ice guy 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1167 I warned you that I would knock your block off! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1168 It’s given me a whole new perspective on violence in America. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1169 You can rebuild between rounds 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1170 Ok, take the hat. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
1171 What part of shadow boxing did you miss? 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
1172 Let's do this another time when cooler heads prevail. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1173 Come on Frosty! You've got to get your head back in the game! 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
1174 Are you not impressed by my head feint? 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1175 What! Just a flesh wound. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1176 Go ahead and keep the scarf 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1177 The sun’ll come out tomorrow. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1178 Ha, ha…now you’ll never get the hat. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1179 🎵I'd by now have world acclaim Known for keeping my head in the game If I only had a scaaarf 🎵 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1180 I hate it when they give us boxing gloves 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
1181 I’m giving you the cold shoulder for the rest of the day! 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
1182 'Body-blows only?? What a STUPID rule!' he says... 1.2270 0.03816 141 111 28 2
1183 I didn’t mean it, I swear. My meltdown got the best of me. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1184 I guess I should’ve gone with the scarf. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1185 I lost my head! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1186 That’s not what I meant when I said use your head. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1187 So, Whatta we do now? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1188 keep your head in the game! 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1189 Okay...now THAT hurt. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1190 You may have beat me this time, but soon a small child will come and put me back together. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1191 I knew I could get a head with a hat 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1192 At least now I can go down a weight class. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1193 I guess I just wasn’t built for this. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1194 Now give me the hat! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1195 I never expected a southpaw this far north. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1196 My confidence has melted. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1197 And a hook to the head...OOPS! 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1198 I wasn't expecting that hook to the thaw. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1199 From down here all this violence seems crazy. 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
1200 Can we go back to yoga? 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
1201 No fair, I was just warming up! 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1202 ‘Sometimes I just wonder how many winters we have left, John’ 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1203 Oh yeah? Say that to my face. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
1204 I'm ahead. 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
1205 Now work the body. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
1206 You obviously have a height advantage 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1207 It’s not really a K.O. until I’m no longer standing. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1208 Now I get to wear the hot ski cap and you have to wear the granny scarf. 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
1209 Should have quit when I was ahead. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1210 Well that went south quickly 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1211 No fair! Your scarf freezes your head in place! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1212 Lately, I don't know where my head is at. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1213 Larry’s first thought was to run. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1214 Was that a punch or just me melting? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1215 I hope you melt in hell. 1.2250 0.05221 120 102 9 9
1216 Why not quit while you're a head? 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1217 Come on snowflake I can keep going! 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1218 Float like an ice cube sting like a brain freeze. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1219 The 2024 Election 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1220 Neither of us can pick up my head. Now what? 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1221 Well...I guess this is over then! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1222 I'm still standing 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1223 ...and that cloud looks like an elephant... 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1224 Your nose is still perfect. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1225 I had a plan until I got punched in the face. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1226 There’s always next year 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1227 Where are you? 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
1228 I like to watch so let's just keep going. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1229 Don't get any ideas, I'm technically below the belt right now. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1230 So, now you've got more to lose than I have." 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1231 You see? This is why I suggested backgammon. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1232 Tell me again why you think this is going to make a funnier Christmas card than last year's. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1233 You've go to learn not to lose your head! 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1234 Caught me cold. 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1235 I thought snowmen were supposed to be jolly. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1236 Just you wait until the sun comes out. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1237 The cloud formations look amazing 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1238 No fair. You got a head start! 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1239 Criminy sakes! I only asked if you were a snowman or a snowwoman! 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1240 We usually bump mittens first. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1241 Do you believe me now that the scarf is not just cosmetic? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1242 I like to roll with the punches 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1243 Chill, bro. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1244 Give me a heads up! 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1245 I meant 'knock your head off' figuratively. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1246 The real reason why snowmen always wear a scarf. 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
1247 Well, it certainly provides a new perspective. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1248 You're a head above the competition. 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
1249 It’s not a knockout if my head just falls off. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1250 Dammit! We agreed to warm up first. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
1251 Might I suggest familiarizing yourself with Queensbury — which clearly states that a handshake is the customary preamble to delivering the first blow. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1252 Oh, now I see it. It does look like a bunny. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1253 Next time, you get the hat and I get the scarf. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1254 Whoa! One lick and I'm a double-scoop. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1255 Maybe boxing is a way to get ahead. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1256 I’ll never understand why people love Boxing Day. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1257 Well, they told me I was not allowed to hit you below the belt. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1258 My bad! I was told you had a good head on your shoulders. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1259 Next time, wait for the bell. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1260 It'll be fine. I'll ice it. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1261 Okay, you can keep the scarf. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1262 Mark my words, I’ll be back again someday! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1263 This climate change thing has really slowed down my bob and weave. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1264 I think I’m OK, but everything smells of carrots. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1265 Don't worry, it's not like I'm rain damaged. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1266 Damn that’s cold 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1267 Give up? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1268 It’s knockout not off 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1269 I thought you threatend to knock my socks off. 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1270 Good punch, now stick my head on again. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1271 I can’t feel my feet. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1272 I guess I just lost my head. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1273 Your reach is quite deceiving! 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1274 I told that kid it wasn’t on right 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1275 Don' blame me - I told you your head wasn't screwed on right. 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1276 So...that's one-nothing Scarves? 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
1277 Guess we weren’t really thinking that far a head 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1278 Ok frosty, no more warming up 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1279 So much for that magic in that old silk hat 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1280 You can’t start the count until the rest of the body is down! 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1281 "What do you mean,' I should have ducked' ?" 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1282 Every snowflake may be unique, but your left hook is remarkably consistent. 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
1283 I’m cute but, you’re a knockout. 1.2214 0.04881 131 111 11 9
1284 Lucky shot! Come on, let's see what ya got? 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1285 OK you win. But we're both in a heap of trouble, according to the experts. 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1286 Please put my head back on before the squirrels eat my nose. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1287 Don't flatter yourself...it's global warming 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1288 What do you mean you're still in? 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1289 Let's not lose our head over this ! 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1290 What's a butterfly, and what's a bee? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1291 Ok. You can be called ‘Frosty’. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1292 That went pear-shaped fast. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1293 You are very strong headed 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1294 No, it’s one,two, three…THEN go! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1295 Can we do this later Pete, I'm feeling a little lightheaded. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
1296 No no no, you misheard me! I said you had SNOWballs! 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
1297 It had been a long time since Martha gave head. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1298 You picked heads? 1.2205 0.04732 127 106 14 7
1299 Dagnabbit! Haven't you read the rules? "No hitting above the neck 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1300 First the carrot nose, now the cauliflower ear. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1301 At least you're ahead in the standings. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1302 Ok, best of three. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1303 Is this why you wear that stupid scarf? 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1304 It seems all of my backup plans are predicated on my head still being attached. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1305 Looks like I won't be needing the hat, either. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1306 Guess it wasn’t attached after all. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1307 I really need to improve my footwork 1.2202 0.04173 168 141 17 10
1308 Great, what do we do now? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1309 Oh, fuck! 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1310 Oh, you meant that literally. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1311 I didn't hear no jingle bell. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1312 I said, 'chip off, not knock off'. 1.2202 0.05430 109 93 8 8
1313 I told you to wear your scarf, and not that stupid hat. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1314 What’s next my socks? 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1315 I never knew snow was this cold! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1316 Okay, I think we’ve done enough for now with the left hook. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1317 I'm so cold! I can't feel my feet." "Neither can I." 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1318 Just keep it on ice 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1319 I thought we were just going to warm up! 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1320 The perspective from this angle, is far more pleasant! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1321 Don't worry, it's not so bad. At least my hat stayed on. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1322 Remember when we were rain? 1.2192 0.04506 146 123 14 9
1323 Eddy, we agreed no head shots. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1324 I think I won. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1325 OK, I give! Your mom isn't made of yellow snow. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1326 How about a little more carrot and a lot less stick. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1327 I’m guessing you’re down for the count. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1328 I'm beside myself with embarrassment! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1329 If I didn’t have coal for eyes, I would have seen that coming! 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1330 Oh my God the Sun 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1331 Next time let’s just thumb wrestle… 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1332 In all honesty, I’m perfectly OK with hitting below the belt. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1333 I still say your butt looks like a sno cone. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1334 How could I have "startled you" ? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1335 You know, I may have warmed up a bit too much for a good match 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1336 I hope you're seeing a therapist for your attachment issues. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1337 We really didn’t think this through. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1338 You're stronger than you look. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1339 Now how am I going to get that hat? 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1340 You’re never gonna put those dukes down, are you? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1341 It was a lot cooler when ‘Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots’ did it on TV. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1342 Looks like I’ll have to move to swelterweight. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1343 I thought we agreed to only hit below the belt. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1344 If you want notoriety, just bite off my carrot next time. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1345 Double or nothing? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1346 This is why you wear a scarf 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1347 You only counted to two! 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1348 Is smelling carrots a sign of a concussion? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1349 I am literally a standing eight count. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1350 Shaq was right — with IcyHot you don’t feel a thing. 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
1351 We may disagree but there’s no reason to lose your head over this. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1352 You knocked me out cold. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1353 I’m now a head on the scorecard. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1354 What don’t you get about “pose?” 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1355 Why Calvin finds this amusing is beyond me! 1.2177 0.04581 147 125 12 10
1356 …7,8,9…HE’SOUT COLD! HE’S OUT COLD! HE’S OUT COLD!!! 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1357 Adrian!!! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1358 So let’s practice body shots. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1359 I think climate change won this round. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1360 I didn’t do it! That was climate change!! 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1361 I thought it was just a figure of speech! 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1362 At least we settled this like adults rather than having a meltdown. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1363 I didn't know you were a snowflake 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1364 Don't lose your head. It's not that big a deal. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1365 I melt in the face of competition. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1366 The shame is not in losing. It's in falling yet again for "Hey, your shoe is untied!" 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1367 Just work the body until someone comes along. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1368 Best two outta’ three. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1369 My doctor says my Seasonal Affective Disorder makes me more aggressive. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1370 Calvin and Hobbes did it again! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1371 Ok. We'll call this one a draw. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1372 So much for keeping a cool head 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1373 Okay,no hitting below the carrot. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1374 I feel like I’ve been here before. 1.2164 0.04661 134 113 13 8
1375 I told you we should warm up first 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1376 Uh-oh 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1377 The hat is cashmere. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1378 Dying like this is better than slowly melting. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1379 I was out cold before we started, Larry. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
1380 Oh for heaven's sake. You don't have to lose your head. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
1381 Alright, I’m sorry I called you a liberal snowflake. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1382 No head start! 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1383 Worst cold headache ever 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1384 '.......and tails you lose....' 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1385 I'm not dead yet. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1386 This isn’t over! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1387 How soon is Timmy coming back? 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1388 I told you sledding would have been safer. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
1389 At least I still have my hat. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1390 Give up! I'm way ahead of you. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
1391 ...and just like that, Frosty's dreams of becoming the "rockem-sockem-snowman" spokesmodel were dashed. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1392 He's fixated on our head. Right jab, NOW! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1393 You really know how to push my buttons 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1394 Try as I might I still always lose my head when I’m fighting mad. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1395 Thanks for making me feel like a no-body 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1396 You were not kidding when you said you felt light-headed. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1397 I guess I need to work on my head fake. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1398 Time out! I'm having a meltdown! 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1399 Head injuries in this sport have just gotten out of control. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1400 Touche 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1401 Oh dear! I really did knock his block off. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1402 Well you said to knock it off. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1403 Still think I'm headstrong? 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1404 When it gets warmer this will all be a memory! 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1405 You're right. I lost my head. 1.2143 0.04861 126 107 11 8
1406 You've gotta get your head in the game, bro! 1.2143 0.03764 140 112 26 2
1407 You look taller than I remember. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1408 This one doesn't count... You caught me cold 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1409 Rock em sock em snowmen ⛄️ 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1410 Ok, I tried 'duck' so when do I weave? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1411 Every time we spar, I get so light headed. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1412 No fair! I was cold-cocked. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1413 Dude, I didn't even swing yet. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1414 Fly like a butterfly, sting like— ” , “…Climate change. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1415 Traumatic brain injury is a real problem in this sport. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1416 You know, the view’s pretty good from down here. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1417 Hats off to the winner 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1418 It was just a light flurry 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1419 I think you win… 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1420 Please give me a heads up next time you want to box. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1421 Didn't your mother tell you to always wear a scarf ? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1422 Mind blown. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1423 You know, we could have let spring settle this. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1424 I hate that Calvin kid. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1425 “Nah, it’s nothing compared to my chronic brain freeze.” 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1426 Looks like another split decision." 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
1427 I did tell you that the scarf was more than just a fashion statement 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1428 Your turn. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1429 I prefer kick boxing. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1430 You won! And now, somehow this seems better than just standing and gradually melting away. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1431 Well done, but your next fight's in August. 1.2130 0.05271 108 92 9 7
1432 I said when the bell rings. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1433 Ahh, thanks. No more headache. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1434 Do you really think people can't tell that this is staged? 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
1435 Please don’t tell mom. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1436 I've killed the head, but it will be a race to see whose body dies first in the Spring! 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
1437 I'm afraid this is end, Champ. I can only see a bright light up ahead. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1438 I said I was going to knock your head off as a manner of speech 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
1439 See? This is why I said ‘Not in the face’ 1.2126 0.04825 127 108 11 8
1440 So that's what it's like to be cold cocked. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1441 Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1442 You wouldn't have been able to do that before global warming. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1443 You said Rock ‘em Sock ‘em would be FUN! 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1444 OK. I guess your scarf isn't any stupider than my hat." 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
1445 I’m not putting ice on it. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1446 Who has more Balls now, Jeremy! 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1447 It's still a lose/lose as soon as it warms up. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1448 I didn’t expect to be this out of shape 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1449 Round two has to wait until Timmy gets home from school to put me back together. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1450 I guess it's a TKO 'cause I'm still standing. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1451 My hat’s off to you! 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1452 Float like a snowflake, sting like a global warming. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1453 Work on your footwork. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1454 I just need you to call out where you are and you’re toast, buddy. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1455 I didn't know what you meant by butterfly or bee. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1456 Mom was right. Scarves over toques. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1457 Ow, that hurt! I can taste carrot juice 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1458 I’m too warmed up. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1459 Good luck landing any more blows to my head. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1460 Bet ya can't do that again! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1461 The “head to head” match didn’t go as well as Frank planned… 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1462 Didn't the rules say that you've lost when you lose your head? Yeah, well that's a no-brainer! 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1463 Really hoping for an early spring. Like before the referee counts to ten. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1464 I need to maintain a cool head for this. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1465 What did you think would happen? 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
1466 You never got me down Ray. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1467 There's a cloud that looks like you. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1468 Happy jolly soul my ass. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1469 Not in the face! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1470 How did you get that close? You don't even have feet! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1471 Geez, it's just a game! No need to lose my head. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1472 I told you your hat would stay on 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1473 I always wanted to be a middleweight. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1474 You want another piece of me? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1475 Of course it's fair; I got 'heads' in the coin toss! 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1476 I know I am not suppose to lose my head in a fight, but look out cuz now I'm really mad! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1477 KO? Is he down or is it just a knock off? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1478 I think you just knocked me down to the lightweight division. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1479 Unfair advantage. My head wasn't screwed on straight. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1480 i swear, one punch! he was out cold! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1481 tis but a scratch.. I've had worse.. but alright we’ll call it a draw 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1482 I hate when that happens. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1483 Things are looking up. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1484 I gave you a head start 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1485 Herb, I told you playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em snowmen would not end well for one of us. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1486 I didn't mean I would literally knock your block off! 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1487 Beats slowly melting. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1488 I guess there won't be six more weeks of winter for you! 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1489 I knew I should have worn the scarf! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1490 Can' get my head into this fight! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1491 That's round 1, two to go. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1492 Quick! Get the ice pack. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1493 If they had just put on my head, I could ‘a been somebody! I could ‘a been a contender! 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1494 Block with your hands not head dude 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1495 What, give up? It's just a flesh wound. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1496 Ah, I should've gone with the scarf too. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1497 Where are those bratty kids when you need them? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1498 Heads - you win! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1499 Everyone has a plan until their head falls off. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1500 Yeah? Well I plowed your wife. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1501 I guess I shouldn't have bobbed and weaved. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1502 So much for your presidential immunity. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1503 Meet, your, MAKER! No, really, you need his help. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1504 Okay...should I try for the middle? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1505 You STILL can’t have my hat. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1506 With friends like you, who needs climate change? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1507 Knock my block off,” not a figure of speech then 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1508 Give me a moment while I pickup where we left off. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1509 Well, that should cure the head cold. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1510 You’re ahead a head. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
1511 But we agreed: Nothing above the scarf! 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1512 Think you were right… perhaps we should’ve warmed up first 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1513 I don't need my head to kick your butt. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1514 It really doesn't feel all that different. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1515 It’s the body blows that really hurt. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1516 Hah! That’s not even a flesh wound! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1517 I won't let this distract me. It's necessary to move ahead. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1518 Oh my. Geeze. Didn’t see that one coming. Ughh. Now what? 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1519 I may have "tucked my chin" a tad too much. 1.2072 0.05138 111 95 9 7
1520 We said from the waist down 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
1521 We have to stop mitten like this. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1522 You wanted the hat so badly, go ahead and take it. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1523 Unfair strike! I had the sun at My back! 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
1524 Hey, kicking's not allowed. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1525 *Fighting a head cold* 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
1526 I said "Try and knock my socks off; not my block off!" 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1527 Maybe Yoga was a better idea. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1528 C'mon, this doesn't change a thing! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1529 Did we ever agree on losing conditions? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1530 Well at least you won't have to endure a long slow painful Spring thaw. 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
1531 You win. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1532 It's too early to spring ahead! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1533 I thought your nose and your fists were just for show... 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1534 At least you keep a cool head. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1535 I'm blaming this loss on climate change. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1536 I’m gonna quit while I’m a head. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
1537 Running away eh? It is but a slush wound...come back here and take what’s coming to you. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1538 This must look so much worse than it feels. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1539 What--you'd rather melt? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1540 Where's Elsa when you need her? 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1541 If you think this is bad, just wait until I warm up. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1542 Ha! That's all you got? My cap is still on, Sid. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1543 Dang, I forgot my scarf again. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1544 Looks like you have a head start. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1545 three. 1.2059 0.04681 136 117 10 9
1546 No, it's nothing to do with global warming. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1547 Dude, you're the one that wanted to play Rock'em Sock'em. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1548 Sorry Joe! I thought we were fighting, not boxing. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1549 I said Hats off! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1550 Thanks for the scarf but I didn't realize it held you head on. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1551 okay! you can wear the hat 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1552 Can you count to ten? My head feels off. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1553 It really is hard to wrap my head around. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1554 Steve, your head’s just not in this fight. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
1555 Ok, maybe this hat was too warm. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1556 Let's get ready to cruuuumble! 1.2051 0.03749 117 93 24 0
1557 I already regret giving you a head start. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
1558 Well, I would have knocked your socks off, but... 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1559 Quick,get the children over here to fix me! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1560 Do you even know what capitulate and decapitate mean? 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
1561 On the bright side, I'm not stuck staring at your dumb face anymore. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1562 Okay Frosty, you can keep the scarf. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1563 Honey, this is what I mean when I say ‘unresolved anger’. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1564 Oh,great ... now what? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1565 Eh, I'll pick it up later! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1566 Don't be such a snowflake! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1567 I’m starting to feel cold all over. 1.2047 0.04788 127 109 10 8
1568 New rule - Nothing above the carrot. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
1569 I didn't feel a thing. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1570 I just want to find, uh, 11780 votes to show that I won. 1.2045 0.04655 132 113 11 8
1571 Just occurred to me, why aren't we fighting climate change instead? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1572 Not everything has to be about global warming, Klaus. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1573 That's not what I meant when I told you that you're always trying to get ahead, and you should just knock it off! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1574 C’mon, Man! What did I tell you about dropping your head? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1575 Whatever. We're both dead come spring, anyways. 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
1576 It's not like our eyes work, anyway.... 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1577 Do overs? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1578 Hey, no fair -- they didn't give me a scarf! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1579 How’s this for a punch line… 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1580 I finally realize that I'm not a third of the snowman I used to be 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1581 If a head falls in the forest and nobody hears it ... 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1582 You win by TKO - top knocked off. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1583 I could have been a contender. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1584 Why is Boxing Day a holiday again? 1.2035 0.05053 113 97 9 7
1585 Ha! I'm a politician. I don't need a brain to win! 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1586 I could use better footwork, and maybe a neck. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1587 Well, I think I'm in over my head on this one. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1588 I said 'Metaphorically 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1589 That cloud looks like a dolphin. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1590 You snowflake! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1591 Like I said, this is how we roll! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1592 So that's what a "blockbuster" means! 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1593 OK, so let's wrestle. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1594 Rock-em-Sock-em Snow Bots 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1595 Where's the damn ref? 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1596 I’ve fallen apart, and I’m not sure how to put myself back together again. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1597 Now I know TKO means totally knocked off. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1598 It'll be a Cold Day in Hell before I say Uncle. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1599 Ice pack, now. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1600 Fine, you win, but I still don't believe in climate change. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1601 A chip off the ol' block, son! 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1602 God bless you! This cold really knocked you out. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1603 Snow man down! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1604 Did I get knocked out, or has the kid gone home for the day before finishing us? 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1605 You said you had kid gloves on! 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
1606 We said no hitting below the carrot 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1607 I guess technically you made the standing 8 count. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
1608 I can’t wait to see them convict you for snowmanslaughter. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1609 Global warming sucks! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1610 Well, to look on the bright side of things, you are now limited to ineffectual body blows. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1611 Don't gloat! You have a snowball's chance of making the Olympic boxing squad this summer. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1612 All things considered, I would have preferred melting. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1613 I'd say one more round, but it looks like you're still beside yourself 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1614 What happened to the jolly happy soul? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1615 On the positive side, the clouds are lovely today. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1616 Now, I know how it feels to be knocked out cold. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1617 Powdery Ray surprised him with a snowmaker. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1618 Why didn't you tell me my butt was so big? 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1619 I wasn't warmed up yet. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
1620 Hey, we're supposed to stay below the belt! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1621 Not a knockout until all of me is down. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1622 Wait! Let me get my head straight first 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1623 Th very definition of a cold-cock. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1624 Ok, you win but neither of us is getting out of this alive. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1625 Well you proved me wrong... There WAS a snowballs chance you'd knock my head off. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1626 Some sunglasses would be nice. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1627 No, no, it’s not your fault, I think I just overdid it on the warmup routine this year. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1628 I would agree to a rematch, but the sun is coming out. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1629 Look...sky! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1630 My head is not in this match. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1631 i just realized, I'm the first snowman to see the sky! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1632 I should really start wearing scarves. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1633 Necks would be nice. 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
1634 We said two out of three. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1635 Bird strikes don't count! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1636 Your left hook has improved considerably. Next year we’ll work on your right uppercut. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1637 I thought I'd be a snow angel in the afterlife, but nooooo. 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
1638 Heads up! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1639 We’re going to need Calvin and Hobbes again. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1640 'Let it go, let it go, let it go' is not helping! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1641 Rematch next year? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1642 This is more of a knock off rather than a knockout. 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
1643 You know,we aren’t supposed to actually punch each other. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1644 Just keep it on ice till EMS gets here. 1.2000 0.04555 130 111 12 7
1645 I really hate Boxing Day. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1646 You're right: The scarf is more important than the hat. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1647 How am I supposed to dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee without feet?! 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1648 Interesting, I didn't feel a thing! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1649 Darn it! Coach told me to focus on keeping my head in the game! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1650 Ah, the old Sleepy Hollow ploy 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1651 Sorry, I thought it was UFC rules. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1652 Now that’s how you roll with the punches! This is what we have been training for. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1653 What do you mean, I have slow footwork? 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
1654 Could I get some ice for this? 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1655 I coulda been snow body. I coulda been a contender! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1656 They always sing about my corncob pipe and button nose, but never my glass jaw. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1657 Alright, but next time I want to be 'Ali'. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1658 I think that cloud looks like a snowman 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1659 What’s the point? We’ll both be gone by spring. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1660 I haven't lost! My hat's still in the ring. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1661 You weren’t supposed to lose your head over it! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1662 There's no "n" in ice. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1663 You won't even look at me! 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1664 I’m sorry I stole your hat. Snow excuses. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
1665 My name ain’t Frosty Balboa for nuthin! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1666 No wonder nobody watches these fights. We never get past the first punch. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1667 It's almost spring, anyhow. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1668 Joke’s on you, now I can give myself a blowjob 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
1669 No fair. No hitting above the charcoal! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1670 Rigged! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1671 Stars? Why aren't there stars? All I see is blue sky! 1.2000 0.03687 130 105 24 1
1672 Please put me back in the right order this time. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1673 I'm seeing birdies. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1674 Darn it ! If they'd just given you a scarf you wouldn't have lost your head. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1675 It's nice and all how the humans prop us, but I've been lying here for 3 weeks now. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1676 Damn Gen Alpha kids - they can’t build a snowman to survive today’s climate of toxic masculinity. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1677 And that’s what happens when a heavyweight meets melterweight 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1678 But in another way, I’m ahead. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1679 Wait wait, stop fighting! None of us have ever looked up. I see where we came from, what we are made of. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1680 Mindfulness is not everything. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1681 There must have been some magic in that old right hook you threw... 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1682 I concede. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1683 so much for the carrot,now watch out for the stick 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1684 its okay! we'll both be gone by spring 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1685 Before this round we were Neck and Neck. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1686 Oh, so that's why you wore a scarf. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1687 … literally. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1688 Never been cold-cocked before. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1689 I told you I needed to warm up! 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1690 You're lucky I can't duck. 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
1691 I got thumpety thumped.” 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1692 Not as bad as those kids messing with my balls. 1.1983 0.04785 121 104 10 7
1693 TKO - technical knock over. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1694 Great! Now go on, let's see you land a knockout punch to my jaw. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1695 Well, you're icing it, so there's that. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1696 It’s a knock off! Ding. Ding. Ding. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1697 From here, It looks like six more weeks of winter. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1698 Sorry, my head's just not that into it. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1699 Powder! Right in the kisser! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1700 Let’s see who’s the last man melting 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1701 Next time, let's try fencing. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1702 Some winters are tougher than others. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
1703 No, that's not what I meant by float like a butterfly. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1704 They're right. Brain freeze is a thing. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1705 Wardrobe malfunction! This is what happens when you forget your scarf. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1706 Trade you my hat for your scarf 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1707 You gotta keep your head in the game or else you'll melt under the pressure. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1708 Take off your head if you want a fair fight. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1709 I’m having an off-of-body experience. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1710 I don’t need your pity! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1711 How to get ahead! 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1712 Well my dear, this should certainly prove I am head over heels in love with you 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1713 I didn’t hear the bell ring.” 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1714 Ok let’s just work on going to the body 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1715 A slushy head connection turned out to be his Achilles heel. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1716 Sorry." (I'm Canadian 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1717 Why are you stopping? It's just a flesh wound. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1718 Good! Now you're one a-head of me! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1719 Putting ice on it helps... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1720 I thought "knock my block off" didn't apply to round things. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1721 Oh, don't be such a wuss! It's only a flake wound. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1722 Looks like the geese are headed back earlier than usual this year. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1723 Not bad, but they won't start counting till you go to your corner. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1724 The first rule of Snowman Fight Club is: you do not talk about Snowman Fight Club! 1.1969 0.04615 127 109 11 7
1725 I'm falling for you. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1726 When my Coach hears about this, heads will roll! 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1727 Left hook? More like Spring thaw! 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1728 Well that chiropractor was good for nothing. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1729 You cheated. No fair manifesting! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1730 you should have worn your scarf 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1731 Consider me out cold. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1732 They told me if I threw this fight heads would roll! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1733 No fair! You hit me where the sun shines. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1734 OK … … New contest: Who can see the most clouds? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1735 Does my carrot look broken? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1736 When you threw that punch, I froze. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1737 How the headless horseman came to be in "The Legend of Snowy Hollow" 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1738 My trainer told me to work on rolling with the punches. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1739 C'mon Frosty, get ya head in the game! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1740 No hitting above the carrot! 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1741 Guess I can't take the heat. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1742 Where did you go? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1743 Okay...so that's your best shot 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1744 Dude. Body blows only. We talked about this. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1745 That was quick 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1746 You really gave me a thumpity thumpity thump thump. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1747 Float like a snowflake and sting like a guillotine! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1748 C'omn...keep your head in the game 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1749 You win! You can have the hat already. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1750 You thumpity-thump-thump thumpity-thump-thumped me pretty good. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1751 With the weight off my shoulder, I am ready for you. Let's go! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1752 Is that your best shot snowflake? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1753 I can't go on. I lost my head. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1754 Call it a draw? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1755 Rosebud. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1756 Let's continue this next winter. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
1757 That boy needs therapy. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1758 I bobbed when I should have weaved. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1759 The Rubicon has been crossed. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1760 Does this make me a snowball? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1761 Hey, look over there. Oh, you’re already there 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
1762 Don’t start celebrating yet; I’ve still got two rounds left in me 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
1763 I thought we were just warming up 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1764 If you could come over here I'd bite your arms off! 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1765 You said on the count of 3! 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1766 Fine. Keep the scarf. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1767 It’s only a snow wound. I can keep fighting. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1768 Looks like we have to wait for that demented kid to come back before we can finish this round! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1769 What do you mean "Spineless?" Oh, wait... 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1770 By springtime I'll gaslight everyone- this never happened. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1771 At the horrific realization of what he'd just done Blizzard Bomber froze. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1772 let's end this before things start to heat up 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
1773 Thanks for the heads up. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1774 It wasn’t me, I have sticks for arms and can’t move that fast. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1775 Bobsled! Maybe we should try the Bobsled. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1776 Yeah, this is more or less how I thought I’d go. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1777 So the neck bone ISN’T connected to the head bone… 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1778 Okay Frosty so you are not a jolly happy soul. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1779 Don't judge me 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1780 I'm not meant to be a snowMMAn. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1781 No fair, you have salt in your gloves!! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1782 I was hoping it came out tails. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1783 I think you're ready for Frosty. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1784 Isn’t it better to go this way than a slow death in the spring 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1785 Played so hard I lost my head 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1786 Thumpety, thump, thump. 1.1944 0.05172 108 94 7 7
1787 I guess spring came early this year. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1788 Times like these, I'm glad the magic keeping us alive doesn't depend on a central nervous system. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
1789 Okay. You can have your cap back. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1790 Head up, time to fight! 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
1791 If I were human, I would really be angry at you about this. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1792 I am not down! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1793 Good, now work the body. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1794 I believe that's a TKO. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1795 Not my head. You already gave me a black eye. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1796 Well Carl, that's a hell of a left hook. And frankly, I'm not sure we thought this all the way through. 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
1797 Is my carrot broken? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1798 Guess I warmed up too much this time. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1799 That's quite an uppercut you've got there. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1800 Wu said protect ya neck 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1801 This happens every time I freeze. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1802 You just couldn’t wait for the bell, could you? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1803 Well, at least that wasn’t below the belt. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1804 Pick up your head, dummy.... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1805 Snowman Showdown: Heads Will Roll 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1806 I should have known he had no spine... 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1807 Listen. Its quieter now. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1808 It’s not over. I only lost one round. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1809 OK, you won! Now, lay me down close to my head and I'll tell Mom I was making snow angels. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1810 Thank goodness for my hat. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1811 Wow! That was quick. I guess I just froze. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1812 two outta three ? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1813 What do you think I meant by “no headshots”? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1814 I'm still conscious, so technically it's not a knockout. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1815 And just like that, it ended in a flurry of punches 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1816 Come down here and go head-to-head with me. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1817 I shouldn't have said "heads you win, tales I lose." 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1818 It's true all my ancestors were snowflakes, but I ain't no wuss. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1819 Icabod Crane's lost cousin 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1820 Take your glovews off -- it's over. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1821 I've lost my head -- can my heart keep going?? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1822 Sorry, but you weren’t using it anyway. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
1823 I' was out cold anyway. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1824 I'm not out cold if that's what you're thinking. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1825 Let's go back to pickleball. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
1826 This gives me a whole new perspective on our disagreement. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
1827 Betcha can’t knock my socks off 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
1828 My cornerman doesn't get home from school till 3:00. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1829 Whoa, you cold-cocked me! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1830 So much for, “magic in that old silk hat…” 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1831 Tis but an ice wound! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1832 Ever get the feeling you're in a 'Calvin and Hobbes' cartoon? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1833 I thought you were just joking! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1834 In retrospect, I think a snowball fight was a better idea. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1835 Float like a snowflake, sting like the wind. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1836 You forgot to hit record, didn't you. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
1837 Yeah, you coulda been a contender. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
1838 Ok, let's do a staring context instead. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1839 What do you mean Taylor who? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1840 Does something smell like carrots to you? 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
1841 What are you waiting for? İce belt? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1842 At least you didn't punch me in the nose. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1843 Some people will do anything to get ahead. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1844 Try not to roll me around too much as you fix me- my head's pretty big as it is. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1845 Quick, find my old silk hat! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1846 So what? At least I’m not wearing a stupid scarf! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1847 Well, that knocks the fun out of it. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1848 Float like a flake, sting like hail” -Muhammad Frost 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
1849 'Tis but a scratch' sounded so funny in the movie, but now I don't feel like laughing. 1.1917 0.03797 120 98 21 1
1850 Unfortunately, my ‘corner’ is presently sledding. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1851 That was just giving me a headache, let’s go again. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1852 I really wish Calvin had a softer sense of humor. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1853 All right, let's just wait until the sun comes out. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1854 You've got to have to quit loosing you head if you want to make it to the next Winter Olympics 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1855 scratch It’s just a scratch. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1856 Fox News said I won with a knockout. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1857 O yeah? Well from here I can see how huge your bottom is! 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1858 Ouch - you really did knock my block off. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1859 Hold up - did you get taller? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1860 OK how about best out of 3? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1861 I knew my head wasn't in the match. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1862 Very thoughtful of you not punching my carrot. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1863 Over here! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1864 Now do your shuffle. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1865 You were right: Maybe I should have worn a scarf to stay cold!" 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1866 Float like a flurry, sting like a breeze. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1867 Ouch! Was it something I said? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
1868 The Marquess of Queensbury said nothing about decapitation. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1869 I think we need to redefine the nature of our relationship. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1870 I thought the lyrics were “do you want to BUILD a snowman”? 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
1871 "My wife might be right. I need a backbone." 1.1901 0.04593 121 104 11 6
1872 Best not to overthink this. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1873 A mere technicality, my icy friend! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1874 You may have gotten in the last punch, but I'm still ahead. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1875 Not nice! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1876 That was a sucker punch, Dude. It's a little late for 'sorry'. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1877 Lucky punch, Poppin' Fresh. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1878 Oh...duck AND weave. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1879 Sorry, my head is just not into it today 1.1900 0.05260 100 87 7 6
1880 Hey, I said 'Not at all,' not "Knock it off" 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1881 Last time I lend you my scarf. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1882 I'm telling you he lost his head. I just stood there. I wasn't going to even hit him. If I had feet I would have walked away. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1883 It's not over yet; I'm still standing! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1884 They should outlaw heated gloves. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1885 You really need to know when to roll with the punches! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1886 I think we need to cancel the snowball fight. . 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1887 You know I don't like winter sports. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1888 What can I say. My trainer is only 4 years old. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1889 Let's just do body work today. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1890 I said not the nose! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1891 I was hoping things wouldn't snowball, but here we are. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1892 If I pass the concussion protocol, we can go another round. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1893 the young rookie southpaw has a disarmingly cool demeanor and a wicked left jab, but not much of a head on his shoulders. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1894 I think you’re finally ready to fight climate change. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1895 Wow, that’s a mean left hook 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1896 Do you see my scarf anywhere? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1897 That’s one way to get a head in a fight 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1898 Did you hear a bell ? I didn't hear a bell, they are supposed to ring a bell. " 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1899 Hi Mom! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1900 Next time keep your eyes open and your head up. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1901 Super uncool. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1902 I think my warm-up was too long. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
1903 What are the rules on ‘thaw’? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1904 Now what do we do? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1905 Ok... maybe I’m not the Greatest. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1906 Nice try! I’m laughing my head off! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1907 So that's the jab that makes people lose their heads?' 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1908 I’m keeping the hat. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1909 It's just a frost wound. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1910 Hats off ! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1911 In hindsight, I should have returned your toque. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1912 On second thought, I’ll take the scarf and you can have the hat. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1913 For the record, this is the sunny side of the ring. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1914 You cold-cocked me. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1915 I’ve always hated Boxing Day! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1916 "Stupid global warming." 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1917 How many times did I say don't lead with your face? 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1918 To quote the Black Knight, "Tis but a scratch!" 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1919 Oh, that's cold. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1920 Do you not know the definition of "shadow box? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1921 Oh Jacques, its a Coup de tête 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1922 Not fair! I didn't say, "Ready" 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1923 You can’t hurt me now! 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1924 How about two out of three 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
1925 Sorry. I just couldn’t stand the hat. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1926 Bet you never saw that coming. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1927 I told you this kid would grow up to be a sicko. 1.1875 0.04673 128 112 8 8
1928 I’m but sticks and stones, don’t got no bones, so decapitation doesn’t hurt me. 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
1929 I thought we both agreed no hitting above the scarf. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1930 Well, that was a real thumpity thump thumping! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1931 Hey, I’m still standing. Let’s fight till one of us melts. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1932 Let's go back to pretending you're Parson Brown. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1933 I see your point about the 10 count rule not applying here 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1934 Muhammad Snowbali!! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1935 Well, I guess you were right about me being cold, brittle, and spineless. Didn't think I'd lose my head over it though. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1936 It's not the hit, it's the humidity. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1937 Yo, man, that was cold. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1938 I thought we said only below the belt. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1939 It’s fine, spring comes for everyone 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1940 Which one of us is Trump? 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1941 This gives a whole new meaning to "the dead of winter." 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1942 I find our fights frivolous now that I behold the Sun, our true Destroyer! 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
1943 Was that a left hook or a strong breeze? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1944 Existence is pain. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1945 Wait a minute while I get my head straight. 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
1946 I confess, best head fake I’ve ever encountered. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1947 You've got a cold uppercut, man 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1948 Well, I no longer believe in intelligent design. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1949 Okay, my turn. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1950 I thought, "I'll knock your head off" was just a turn of phrase 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1951 I guess global warming wins again this year. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1952 Boy, this is what the climate change finally comes to... 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1953 This isn’t what I meant by a snowball fight, Jerry 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1954 As the fight heated up, some problems started to surface... 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1955 I assume a June rematch is out of the question? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1956 No uppercuts on sunny days Larry! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1957 try that shit again, pussy 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1958 Minus one... minus two... minus three... 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
1959 I think we need to upgrade your nickname from “Frosty” to “Abominable” 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1960 You do have snow balls. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1961 Not cool, man. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1962 Iʻve fallen head over heels for you, Frosty. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1963 Dont worry,we all know you dont need a brain to fight 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1964 c'mon I'm getting brain freeze down here. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1965 Cripes. I guess there wasn’t some magic in that old silk hat they found. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1966 ‘This hot glue will hold you together,’ they said. ‘We used it to glue funny googly eyes on the reindeer ornament,’ they said… 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1967 Good job, son, but next time turn your whole body into the punch. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1968 Oh look, the sun is coming out! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
1969 …I’m just not in the right headspace. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1970 I guess that's a technical knockout 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1971 I call this sculpture "An Example of the Inherent Violence Found in White People's Culture." 1.1855 0.04633 124 108 9 7
1972 Illegal punch, you lose! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1973 It's beginning to look a lot like I kicked your ass! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1974 Nope, didn’t see that one coming. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1975 Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump… look at Frosty go. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1976 They were right! I do see stars. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
1977 I’m seeing snowballs. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1978 At least you don’t have a glass jaw. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1979 More precisely, everyone has a plan until their head falls off” 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
1980 No fair cold-cocking me! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1981 I am giving you a head start. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1982 Remember, we practice active listening and empathy before things get heated. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1983 That punchline had me laughing my head off” 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1984 I'm not done yet, there's still two rounds. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1985 Unfair, you collided with climate change to win! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1986 Your jab has improved but your footwork is still abominable. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1987 It's a TKO 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
1988 I can still beat you with one head behind my back! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1989 I still think your mom is cold and wet. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
1990 I'm not too fast on my feet,but I've got a hell of a good right hook. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1991 Whaddaya think? Did I sell it OK? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1992 And that was just an icebreaker. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1993 Not really a knock out, but more of a melt down. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1994 Merely a flesh wound! 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1995 That scarf's a knockout! 1.1842 0.03647 114 93 21 0
1996 Well,at least you don’t have a glass jaw. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1997 Pull yourself together, and fight like a [snow]man! 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1998 Jeez, I would have traded my hat for the scarf. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1999 The grandkids are going to be mad at you! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2000 Should’ve stuck to kickboxing. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2001 I guess I got caught cold. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2002 It's just an idiom, you idiot ! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2003 Totally disagree -- 'knock off' is NOT the same as 'knock out'. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2004 And Mike Tyson got all that bad press for just an ear... 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2005 I'm no brain surgeon, but that thing glowing up there can't be good. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2006 Well, yes, it does give me a new perspective on things. Bill Aiken, San Francisco, CA 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2007 Stop calling me a snowflake Frosty! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2008 You caught me cold. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2009 Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2010 Bodyshots only then? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2011 Looks like someone's idea of a 'cool down' got a bit too literal. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2012 I never saw it coming. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2013 Honestly, there’s no point fighting if you’re just going to lose your head. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2014 We said no hitting above the belt 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2015 I guess I shouldn't lose my head just because it's cold out. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2016 Wait a while. He'll go away. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2017 I know you’re angry, but I swear I didn’t plow your wife! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2018 Global warming is really affecting my performance. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2019 Coach! You can't take me out, I'm still a head! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2020 Have I succeeded in changing your mind? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2021 So that's what the scarf is for. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2022 Now you are REALLY not going to get to wear the hat!!! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2023 So much for the warm-up. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2024 Why did our species consider taking on this sport? 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2025 You just wait 'till I warm up. 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
2026 Well, I guess that's it for the 'Thunda' in the Tundra' 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2027 Do you wanna go one more round when Susie gets home from school? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2028 You know, Jed, there’s a such thing as warming up too much. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2029 Who are you callin' a jolly, happy soul!? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2030 Dammit, I froze when you threw that left jab. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2031 I 'm glad I am wearing this hat. I didn't feel a thing. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2032 I need a little help, can you call the kids? 1.1827 0.05069 104 91 7 6
2033 I'm afraid things are getting a little too heated between us. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2034 Luck punch. I want a rematch. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2035 Why you wanna cold-cock me like that? 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2036 No fair! What's under that scarf? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2037 That's what happens when you don't have a neck. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2038 I saw my first blimp this morning. 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
2039 I see clouds...Am I in heaven? 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2040 Round? You win this season! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2041 With a nose like that who wants a head? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2042 I know we're snowman, but that punch was cold. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2043 How many times do I have to tell you… “My head’s not into this!” 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
2044 Am I down for the count? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2045 I never realized how big the sky really is. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2046 It sounded good in theory. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2047 That was global warming, not your left jab! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2048 I wish Calvin had never grown up. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2049 Just don't add salt to the wound!" 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2050 You gotta roll with the punches. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2051 My icy stare fell flat. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2052 Hat envy? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2053 You are spineless. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2054 And that's how the uppercut is done, folks! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2055 Consider me cold-cocked. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2056 I know you got ahead, but I'm still standing ! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ! " 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2057 Why didn't you move? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2058 If I block your knock-off you can’t knock my… 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2059 That's your best punch? 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2060 For once, Sam lay there and wished their disagreement would snowball. 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
2061 Give me a moment. I seem to have lost my head. Ellen Sullivan Newbury, MA 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2062 Frosty's Hat Loses its Magic 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2063 Why is it that every time we have a disagreement you always lose your head? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2064 Sorry - my head's just not in it 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2065 It doesn’t pay to be a hothead 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2066 I think there is some confusion around using the word "fist" as a verb. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2067 I’m still warming up” ⛄ 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2068 Uh, that's a bit more than a chip off the old block 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2069 I call bullshit on this magic hat! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2070 They just don’t make us like they used to, Larry. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2071 9352, 9353, 9354.. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2072 That's what happens when you don't wear a scarf. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
2073 Tis but a scratch; I've had worse. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2074 a chip off the ole block 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2075 Somehow I thought I'd roll with the punches 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
2076 Frosty, the trainer was right; you've got a glass carrot! 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2077 So, there's this bell, right? 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2078 Parson Brown is going to be very disappointed in you. 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2079 Steve should have listened to his mother and worn a scarf that day. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2080 I always assumed we were more sturdily built than that. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2081 Biting my ear off wasn't enough? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2082 The Boleyn. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2083 Hey, what happened to the Marquis of Northpole rules? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2084 It was supposed to be an exhibition! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2085 Is my nose okay? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2086 That was a real snow blow. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2087 You know I'm really regretting not putting that scarf on now 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2088 Always keep your head in the game! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2089 Let's call it a technical knockout. We'd melt if we went 12 rounds. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2090 Apparently I have a "head start"... 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2091 Fred finally understood Sylvie’s insistence that the scarf tied it all together 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2092 Crap, the sun’s in my eyes. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2093 Well, it would have melted anyway 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2094 Looks like you're not very familiar with the Marquess of Queensbury boxing rules." 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2095 Sorry. I didn't mean it when I said I would knock your block off. 1.1802 0.03665 111 91 20 0
2096 Tails. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2097 I always take it off before a fight… and no hitting below the belt either 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2098 Maybe we should allow punching below the scarf. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2099 I feel really frosty about this. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2100 My gosh - I didn't mean to hit you THAT hard. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2101 SH-Sorry, sorry, Don't tell mom, don't tell mom!! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2102 It might as well be spring. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2103 Hey! We agreed no head-butting! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2104 It's really my arms that are more of a problem. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2105 Now let’s see you get to a neutral corner. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2106 That didn't hurt 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2107 I'm losing my mind over this climate change thing 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2108 I'll never use child labor again 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
2109 I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody instead of just a nobody. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2110 Great, now I have to enter concussion protocols. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2111 Seems like a bit of an overreaction to a comment about your nose.” 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2112 They ran that way dang it 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2113 keep your head up 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2114 Let me give you a heads up. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2115 I don’t think you have your head in the game. 1.1795 0.04797 117 103 7 7
2116 You barely punched me. This minor head dislocation can only be attributed to global warming. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2117 Merely a head wound! 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2118 “I never thought I’d see a cold day in Hell!” 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
2119 Oh, that's what High Noon looks like. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2120 'Sorry, I didn't mean it when I said your mother was an icicle!' 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2121 I said let's have a ball, not knock my head off! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2122 No need to fight for the scarf anymore. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2123 You can’t face me! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2124 I told you not to sing "Frosty the Snowman." 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2125 Lacking the spine to follow through, Frosty lost his head. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2126 Not to disparage your win, but is that Ice Melt on your glove? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2127 That's just a decoy, the rest of me is buried in the snow. I'm pretending I'm at the beach. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2128 That punch knocked me cold. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2129 I probably shouldn'ta said, "Knock it off with the trash talk." 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
2130 I don't remember this in Frosty the Snowman. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2131 Hmmm...that was easier than expected! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2132 I said, "give me your best shot, not take my head off! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2133 Once again, Larry was caught cold in the first round. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2134 I feel my head's just not in the game today. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2135 My wife might be right. I need to grow a backbone. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2136 I guess it wasn't just a taunt. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2137 It's obviously the stocking cap! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2138 From here on in, it's all uppercuts. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
2139 You just wait 'till March! 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
2140 I guess I’m not The Great White Hope. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2141 I think I'll melt down to welterweight. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2142 And you thought you could show Sonny Liston a thing or two! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2143 Oops. I was going for the hat. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2144 Yeah, but you look stupid from this angle. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2145 I think I'm going to head out now. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2146 Wait, my mind wasn't there. Let's start again! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2147 I may have gotten cold-cocked, but I'm still ahead. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2148 That's a "knock off." 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2149 Wow, That Was Some Climate Changeup! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2150 What are you going to do? Melt on me? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2151 Not fair! You packed your gloves with ice. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2152 Whenever you're ready 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2153 The lack of dignity is hardest to bear. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2154 Timeout until Billy gets home from school to patch me up. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2155 a complete knock off 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2156 Cold-hearted, Bro. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
2157 I need to get my head in the game. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2158 "Hey! I'm over here!" 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2159 Hey, I said that you could wear my hat! 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2160 This headgear isn't working. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
2161 Sorry, I am feeling a bit lightheaded today. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2162 Some think boxing is mostly physical but, for me, it’s mostly in my head 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2163 I'm sorry I said you were hoary. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2164 No problem. It's just a flesh wound. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2165 Maybe I trained too much on my footwork 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2166 I didn't do it Honest! I was just standing here! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2167 Your heads not even in the game 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2168 I must say, Edgar, your left mitten has improved considerably. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2169 Body work, I said to focus on body work! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2170 They said you had no fist in your glove. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2171 ''I didn't hit the body yet but the head still fell' 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2172 I’m guessing this is the winter of your discontent. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2173 If the fight was to end right now, I'd be a head. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2174 That's a snow blow, Jim. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2175 This game is just mindless. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2176 So THAT's what "bumpity bump bump" means. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2177 Not a snowball’s chance in hell I’ll work through these attachment issues. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2178 I coulda been a contender! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2179 Huh. Get hit hard enough and you really do see stars. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2180 That’s a nasty left mitten-on-a-stick you’ve got there. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2181 You used to be such a happy, jolly soul. What happened? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2182 Did you say go? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2183 I'll never give you the hat. I'm taking it to my grave, sucka. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2184 Keep your head, Frank! 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2185 Come spring you're in for a big surprise yourself. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2186 Okay, round one to you. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2187 Remember we agreed. No body blows. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2188 You say you’ve won. I say, things are only looking up for me. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2189 What a pity… A hat would indeed complete me. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
2190 Knocking your block off was always just a figure of speech 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2191 I'm just happy we're in Scorsese's yard and not Lars Von Triers's. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2192 That wasn't a knock down. It was a meltdown! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2193 Head down, keep your head dow...ah! 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2194 A surprising end to the Thrilla in the Chilla 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2195 Coldcocked before the bell 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2196 OOPS. SORRY. I ONLY MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2197 Ten-second rule? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2198 Put your head back on, I'm on a roll here. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2199 Just wanted to give you a heads up. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2200 But I told you that my head hadn't set yet! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2201 I curse the cartoonist who made my life meaningless! 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2202 You can keep going through the motions, but, face it, I've already won by a knock-off. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2203 frozen 3- do you want to womp a snowman- coming this Christmas 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2204 So much for “The Great White Hope”. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2205 I didn’t hear no bell. One more round. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2206 Now that's a head-fake. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2207 Give up, you don’t have a snowball's chance. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2208 Not Fair! You knew I was melting! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2209 Stop whining. You were always a sucker for a left hook. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2210 Now we know why spines evolved. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2211 When I get my head back on I'm gonna whup your ass, Clyde! 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2212 'Tis but a mere flakewound. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2213 Well... at least I'm not melting... 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2214 No sense in losing your head over this! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2215 Now you’ve really done it 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2216 My eye! It burns! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2217 Mom was right. You'll never get ahead. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2218 No, I’m not seeing stars. Cool clouds, though. 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
2219 DING, DING, DING! (announcer) "...and as the final bell rings, Frosty takes another header into the snow!" 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2220 Apologies to Bill Watterson. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2221 You said you would wait til spring 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2222 If we come from clouds, then why are there still clouds? 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
2223 Ready ? 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2224 I really don't know what made us think this was a better idea than playing "got your nose". 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2225 I told you the goal is a Knock Out, not a Knock Off! 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
2226 Just let it cool off for a bit. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2227 I want my scarf back. Now. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2228 A little help please 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2229 Damn Global Warming! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2230 Let’s go, get me back up there before that pesky dog comes around… 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2231 Glass snow jaw. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2232 You said " knock it off, correct?"s 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2233 I blame my maker. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2234 Two out of three? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2235 Now who's the snowflake? 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2236 Gee Frosty, I didn’t mean it… 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2237 That right hook was truly abominable. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2238 I don’t think we thought this through. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2239 I thought you said to protect my body and keep my head down! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2240 How about we go for a double header? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2241 Global warming my ass 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2242 It's actually quite peaceful lying here. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2243 I’ll be fine! Just lost my head for a minute! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2244 My coach was right,you have to keep a cool head to win. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2245 Sorry, Frosty, but I’ll take that hat now. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2246 ``Enjoy the knockout, Rocky. Tomorrow's going to be 68.'' 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2247 Global warming is really kicking our ass 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2248 It's not even a flesh wound. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2249 See? Thats why humans have necks 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2250 Let's go Monty it's just a flesh wound 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2251 You didn’t win, I melted away! 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
2252 Now we really aren't in the same weight class. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
2253 When your kids are stuck at home for a snow day but you're still virtually commuting, it's really capitalism that's winning. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2254 I blame Climate Change. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2255 I most certainly am ahead! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2256 I could see that upper cut coming, but danm, I was frozen 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
2257 The sky looks much better from here! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2258 I don't know what happened. I'm sorry... I just lost my head!! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2259 That's some arm! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2260 You could never have done that if it weren’t for global warming. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
2261 Don’t lose your cool 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2262 I said, “Wait! My scarf!” 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2263 There must have been no magic in that old silk hat they found. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2264 The sky…it looks so nice. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2265 Hey...not fair. I was in the sun! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2266 I thought 'Gonna knock your head off' was just a hyperbolic cliche. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2267 It's the best way I've found to avoid a knockout. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2268 I feel strangely light-headed.” 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2269 What do you say we go best two out of three seasons? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2270 Grab some cauliflower for my ear 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2271 You wouldn’t hit a guy who only has two balls, wouldja? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2272 I told you to knock my socks off 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
2273 Oh shit, it looks like rain 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2274 No worry. Come spring this won't have mattered. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2275 Just wait, you'll be a puddle just like me. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2276 That uppercut is "snow" joke hahaha... but actually I'm still seeing stars 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
2277 That's quite a flurry. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2278 I love the passion, but maybe you dial it back just a bit for the next round. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2279 I say it’s a technical knockout! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2280 Okay, ready... just give me a sec... 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2281 These children have a cruel sense of humor. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2282 I knew I shouldn’t have worn this hat. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2283 I can do “Hands Up” but not “Heads Up” 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2284 Com'on, you promised to give me a head's UP! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2285 Two out of three wins? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2286 Oops. You OK?" 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2287 That's illegal. I'm calling ICE. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2288 Mike Tyson was right. I have no plan. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2289 Winter is almost over. Let's pick this up next season. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2290 You bloke, that was my head!! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2291 I guess that kickboxing class was a bad idea. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2292 I have not yet begun to fight. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2293 It’s not a knockout till my butt is on the ground! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2294 They kept saying, “you don’t have a glass jaw, you’ll be great!” I kept saying, “I don’t think that’s the issue.” 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2295 That felt like a bee 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2296 Now let me show you my Nor'Easter... 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2297 House, MD. Season 9 cold open. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2298 Well you did say you were going to knock my block off. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2299 I am sorta regretting my "snowballs chance in hell" remark right about now. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2300 You can’t blame global warming for this one, Bill. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2301 I thought global warming was my biggest threat. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2302 Remember the time I found your eyes for you? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2303 Now that's a flurry of punches. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2304 I told you I would knock your head off. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2305 I'm blaming global warming. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2306 If you help me up, I’ll promise to go easy on you next round. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2307 I’m thinking maybe there is another sport that would benefit from my flexibility. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2308 Wow! I got caught cold! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2309 You really ARE the Abominable Snowman, aren't you. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2310 I warned you that you were choosing fashion over function with that hat. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2311 Not fair! My arms are douglas fir. Yours are mahogany. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2312 Well, I still think Robert Frost is overrated. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2313 I liked that head…If I had to lose it, I’m glad I lost it to you. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2314 I'm warming up. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2315 I thought you were made of colder stuff than that. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2316 I never realized how big the sky is. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2317 THIS is why I suggested a thumb war Hank 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2318 You chose correctly. The scarf does give you superpowers. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2319 That's why you should always wear a scarf. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2320 Wonder if Parson Brown does Last Rites. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2321 I told you I had an Ice jaw! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2322 You win. Here's your beanie back. Now, come and get it! 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2323 I've knocked your iceblock off. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2324 So, you’re saying I don’t have a snowball’s chance? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2325 “Well, I didn’t lose my hat. At least that.” 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2326 Still life 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2327 Oh great. You know I’m supposed to do a wedding today. How’s that going to work? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2328 Oh great. Here comes that leg lifting Lab 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2329 More like "Frosty the SlowMan!" 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2330 I didn't believe in climate change until it affected me personally. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2331 If you wanted my cap that badly, go pick it up. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2332 That kid has a warped sense of humor. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2333 Am I allowed to eat you now? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2334 At least I landed nose-up. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2335 Don't know when to retire, do you? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2336 Sorry! The kids will roll you another one. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2337 I knew I should've warmed up first. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2338 OK you win ! It’ my turn to take out the trash ! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2339 My carrot nose didn't help, but I blame my glass jaw most. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2340 I hollared stop. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2341 Yeah, looks like snow clouds. Say,can we check the weather a different way next time? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2342 You got 1 out of 3, let’s go again. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2343 Is that a hole in one? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2344 I really don't see the humor in this! 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2345 Rock em Sock Snowmen my Butt! How do I get it back on? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2346 See, I knocked you out cold. 1.1709 0.04589 117 103 8 6
2347 Don't blame me, global warming did it. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2348 Okay… “Uncle”? 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2349 Uhh, I'm new at this. Does that mean you concede? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2350 I'm sorry. I don't even know why I'm wearing these gloves. It occurs to me that the system might be pitting us against each other. 1.1707 0.04427 123 108 9 6
2351 But honey all I said was that you had a few more buttons this year. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2352 What? I’m icing it. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2353 Thought you said if I was a couple of inches taller I'd be a knockout!!! 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
2354 That was a snow melt! Not an illegal punch! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2355 Oh, knock it off! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2356 Don't underestimate a good head fake. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2357 Now that was a bit Frosty of you, wasn't it? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2358 Too hard? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2359 That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I asked for tips on how I could make weight. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2360 At least now you know why you shouldn’t pee in the snow! 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2361 I’m sure there’s a “can’t get it up” joke in here somewhere. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2362 The “Thilla in Vanilla.” Six rounds. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2363 That jab was perfect!, So, what now? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2364 I thought dad was talking about work when he said heads will roll. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2365 That was not your punch, it is global warming. 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2366 Ever since climate change I’ve had to deal with this “glass” head! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2367 Now there was no need to lose your head over this disagreement. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2368 I miss Calvin & Hobbes also. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2369 The blue sky is lovely, but I can't see your face. 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
2370 Little did he know, the thaw would be quick and efficient 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2371 Get your head in the game, Michael 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2372 Hey!!... No punching above the scarf!! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2373 Is this a knock out or a white out? 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2374 Can't wait until the kid comes back and finishes me off. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2375 Now will you give me back my hat? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2376 I said 'bob and weave,' 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2377 I think that would be a TKO, a Technical Knock Off 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2378 I thought we agreed to nothing above the scarf. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2379 ‘Told ‘ you this wouldn’t work!! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2380 I hate it when you want to play Rock'em - Sock'em Robots. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2381 I'm going to liquidate you. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2382 January is too early in the season for a midlife crisis. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2383 Joke's on you! Phil didn't see his shadow!! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2384 Influence that, bee-atch 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2385 The Headless Snowman rides tonight... 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2386 Global warming ruins the annual Snowman Boxing Match. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2387 That's hitting above the belt 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2388 It happens when you're modular. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2389 Body blows only? Since when? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2390 You never did have much of a chin 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2391 Same time next year? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2392 The commission’s delayed ruling vis-á-vis non-regulation scarves really ruined the sport 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2393 Hey Sal, we've got another Ichibod Crane situation over here... 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2394 We said no uppercuts 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2395 I'm going to need some ice on this... 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2396 I think we should wear helmets. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2397 Look, I just can’t get my head in the game. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2398 Whoa, ice really does stop the bleeding. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2399 Your Nor'easter packs a wallop. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2400 Sure the hat looks cool but the scarf keeps your head in the game. 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2401 Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowmen. Now what? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2402 Hmm, first punch again. You think this is why no one watches? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2403 Can we talk about this, before we both lose our heads? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2404 I am head and shoulders above my frozen competitors 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2405 What do you mean, "it's just a flesh wound"? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2406 That’s it! Jab, cross, and then the Snowmaker ! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2407 You’re so hot-headed, I didn’t break a sweat. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2408 No,it's okay. I always roll with the punches. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2409 He could stomach carrots and pieces of coal, but this was the moment Curly’s trainer knew it was time to find a different line of work. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2410 brought to you by the inventor of rockem sockem robots. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2411 No, I just froze, and you took the shot; Well played! 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
2412 Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowmen 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2413 Live it up Frosty, you schnook! A certain unscrupulous groundhog and Pittsburgh underboss promised me a garden full of carrots if I take an "early swing." 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
2414 I throw in the scarf. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2415 When you go high,I go low. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2416 You know, it's customary to touch gloves before a match begins. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2417 Why was I made to fail? 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2418 Ugh. They don’t make us like they used to. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2419 nothing like getting ahead 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2420 There must have been some magic in that old right glove they found. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2421 The kids are in their Rocky phase. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2422 Ooh! That ice left hook laid him out cold. Snowball's chance he's getting packed up after that. Looks like Frosty Ray Robinson's chance at the cold have melted away. And Muhammed Al-Freeze wins it all with that blizzarding white-out." 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2423 No matter how hard I try, I can’t get a head 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2424 If I had been warmed up, I would have been more elusive. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2425 Tell me when you're ready to learn about body shots. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2426 Boy, that was cold. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2427 Where’s the magic in your old silk hat now?” 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2428 Alrighty then,two out of three! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2429 There's not enough time for a rematch. We're already starting to melt. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2430 No hitting below the carrot. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2431 At least I got the hat. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2432 That’s a knock off not a knock out! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2433 It’s about that time that we’ll have to continue this next year. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2434 Dang! Cold-cocked again! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2435 Float like a butterfly sting like a bee – his hands can’t hit what his eyes can’t see. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2436 Spring thaw for the win. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2437 Sorry, but you really need to dispense with your warm-up routine. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2438 Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2439 Help, lil help now! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2440 Oops! Do the Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply here? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2441 Frosty fought on despite his injury. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2442 We need to find another way to pass the time. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2443 HEADSHOT- doesn't count! Below the scarf only! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2444 Once we melt, you're mine. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2445 I didn't even punch you. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2446 Boxers need feet! 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2447 It's the final meltdown! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2448 I told you i have fists of flurry. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2449 Now that's what I call SNOW FALL!" 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2450 You no longer look like a jolly, happy soul. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2451 Stick beats carrot 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2452 This isn't going well, is it? 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
2453 I guess that’s considered a TKSNOW 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2454 Jab! Cross! Hook! Oops, I think you need to ice that 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2455 If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you... you'll be a snowman, my son. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2456 Fine, you can have the corncob pipe this year. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2457 I didn't see it coming. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2458 No, I said heads up! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2459 Thant was my good hat! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2460 Your bad. I lost my head. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
2461 Rats. I wanted your cap. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2462 There. I threw my hat in the ring. What’s next? 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2463 Okay NOW I see things from a different perspective. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2464 Call the kids! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2465 I didn't want to hit below the belt! 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2466 I'm worried about a dog coming and eating my nose! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2467 Pffft! Is that all you got? 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2468 Hurt?! Not in the least. No, matter of fact, I feel 6-8” deep over the tri-state area! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2469 I told you, “Don’t hit me in the carrot!” but did you listen? No! Now in anger, I’ve completely lost my head! 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2470 Hands up. Got it. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2471 Out by a knockout in Round -12! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2472 The fix is in. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2473 But it’s below the belt NOW. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2474 Are those oven mitts regulation? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2475 With yet another beheading, it was clear that snowman boxing would benefit from regulatory reform. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2476 Enough with the drama, already! Put your head back on and let's get back to whatever it was we were fighting about in the first place! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2477 The betting fans want to know if this counts as a tko 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2478 That's for disappearing on me last summer. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2479 Come on that’s not fair 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2480 My body's a fighter. My head is a passive resister. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2481 This isn’t a head game! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2482 That was not in the forecast. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2483 Frosty proving the old adage, “work the body and the head will fall.” 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2484 Like I always told you son,hard work and practice will always get you AHEAD. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2485 Sorry. That's a bit of a gruesome start. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2486 A knock off! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2487 Good one! How long have you been boxing? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2488 Now that's gonna leave a mark... 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2489 See? Mom told you to wear your scarf! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2490 Lost your head again,eh? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2491 Rematch? 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2492 I told you we should wear headgear. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2493 Rockem-Sockem yes but that was robots. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2494 I guess we won't be going the full 12 rounds today. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2495 I told you; this is why we don't celebrate Boxing Day. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2496 This is why we can't have nice things. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2497 The Marquess of Queensberry rules say decapitation is not allowed. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2498 Go aHEAD and try that again. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2499 Well, it's better than melting away. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2500 I was led to believe that cooler heads would prevail. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2501 Refreshing change of scenery from down here 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2502 Now I’m no longer in your weight class. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2503 No throwing at the head. And also, no throwing the head.” 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2504 You knocked my ice block off. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2505 I thought we agreed, 'No hitting above the neck. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2506 So much for "a jolly happy soul." 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2507 Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again someday! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2508 No fair! I wasn't ready yet. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2509 I told you the scarf serves a purpose. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2510 I don't think I can blame global warming for this one. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2511 Heavy is the head that wears the pom. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2512 No fair, you know the carrot is off limits… 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2513 Looks like more of us is on the way. 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
2514 Nice one, champ. Good luck fighting climate change! 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2515 When dad said "keep your head on your shoulders" I didn't think he meant literally 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2516 Not feeling so jolly or happy now 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2517 How about we take our gloves off and band together against global warming? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2518 The etymology of Bob and Weave 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2519 It's been a brutal winter. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2520 I ASKED you not to say, "I'll knock your block off!.. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2521 Caught off-guard with fancy footwork. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2522 La Nina clobbered me again! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2523 I thought we agreed not to loose our heads over a girl... 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2524 If you call the match over, I’ll finish ahead. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2525 ... Whenever you're rea... dy... HEY!!! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2526 Stung like a Bee, Spring is Coming! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2527 Somehow this reminds me of the French Revolution. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2528 Hmm. I just told him to take off his hat. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2529 That does it! I’m gonna totally melt you now! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2530 Still can't knock me off my feet. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2531 Does that count as a knock-out? The rules are a little unclear on this scenario 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2532 I just can’t keep my head in the game. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2533 Yeah, but I didn’t hit below the belt. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2534 Uncle! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2535 I had a plan until you punched me in the face. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2536 Okay, sorry...I didn't know you were so sensitive about the ugly scarf. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
2537 That’s the last time I argue with you about climate change. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2538 I said befriending! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2539 The kids today don't build snowmen with the same passion they felt before e-games and climate changes. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2540 The climate discussion made me lose my head 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2541 Get up! Show me what you're made of! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2542 Duck and ...what?! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2543 Great. Now we have to wait for that little kid with the stuffed tiger. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2544 I thought you were joking when you said you'd knock my.... 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2545 On the bright side, we can play basketball now! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2546 Talk about a frosty reception! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2547 Tis but a flesh wound. Come back here, you coward! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2548 Calvin is going to be very upset. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2549 If you don’t stop this I’ll punch you in the f… forget it! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2550 That's cold, man. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2551 Where’s the head ref? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2552 At least Holyfield isn't hearing this 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2553 I know precisely where it went 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2554 Where's the ref? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2555 They call me Snowhamed Ali 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2556 Dance like a snow flutter but sting like a sleet 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2557 I didn't call you Olaf! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2558 Garabanzo! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2559 Come on Alice, don’t lose your head over this! 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2560 Roll me around a bit so we can be in the same weight class. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
2561 All it took was one thumpety, thump thump to look at Frosty go. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2562 This never happened to the Rock'em Sock'em Robots 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
2563 And we didn't even start the warming-up part. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2564 Better luck next year. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2565 Forgot to put sunscreen on my neck 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2566 I thought you said this would be a “friendly” 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2567 My insurance won't cover this. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2568 I’ll get you next year. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2569 You didn’t even wait for the bell 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2570 It’s so cold I can’t feel my face 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2571 This didn't go quite the way I thought it would... 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2572 JOE: I'M SO SORRY! 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2573 Frosty learns that all hats are not magical. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2574 I should have trained harder -- I put on 10 lbs. during the last blizzard. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2575 Let's try baseball. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2576 Anderson has really taken a hit this winter…he is out cold 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2577 You are made of pow 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2578 I don't think Rock-em, Sock-em Snowbots is going to sell. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2579 What do you hope to accomplish by this? 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
2580 What’s your second punch? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2581 Put my scarf back, twerp! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2582 Actually, this is better than getting punched in the nose. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2583 Win or lose, we’ll all end up in the same place. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2584 Touch gloves, touch gloves! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2585 HOW is my hat still on? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2586 Clearly you didn't get the memo that this was an exhibition match 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2587 "You didn't have to do that. I'm sorry I took your cap. I was cold." 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2588 I'm ok. It's only a frost wound. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2589 It’s only because I wasn’t warmed up yet”-Matthew F 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2590 Now give me back the gosh darn hat! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2591 He fights like he has ice in his veins 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2592 Oops, I don’t think we thought this through. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2593 You still can't have my hat, Ron. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2594 I'd go another round, but I think this puts me in a different weight class. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2595 Now I see why you're wearing a scarf. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2596 Frosty's got something for your mama too! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2597 Snow, you didn't Thomas Frizzell Crockett, Texas 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2598 You should see the other guy 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2599 But, I barely touched you. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2600 The Johnson’s always pride themselves on having the best seasonal display in their gated community. This year’s theme was Rumble in the Jungle. 1.1613 0.04343 124 110 8 6
2601 Wait! Was it on three or after three? Well I guess I will never know... 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2602 Technically, it's a knock *off* 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2603 Oh no, I can see the sun. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2604 You're still cool George, just roll it off 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2605 It's just a head wound. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2606 Feisty the snowman had a hell of a right hook... 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2607 Sorry, I’m not really a fighter. I just lost my head. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
2608 Any other bright ideas? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2609 C’mon, Frosty, keep your head in the game 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2610 Spare me the punchline! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2611 I could kill that Calvin! 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2612 Still better than water polo. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2613 That was a little aggressive. I would have GIVEN you my carrot." 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2614 Your midsection is next 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2615 Okay Round One to you then 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2616 HAY , I SAID , NO HITTING BELOW THE HAT 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2617 This is unfortunate. I was just getting warmed up. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2618 …he took a tremendous blow from his northeast, an uppercut right to the carrot… 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2619 Of course you won, you have 'The Scarf of Unhittability" 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2620 That was a cold blooded knock-out if there ever was one... 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2621 … and stop calling me Louie. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2622 My block slipping off can't be a TKO. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2623 I meant to knock your SOCKS off. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2624 Climate change! Climate change! left hook. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2625 Blame it on the global warming 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2626 You pack a good punch, If only my builder could pack so well. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2627 Best of freeze? 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2628 So much for building a contender. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2629 Y’know Adrian, I’m starting to think it is about how hard you hit. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2630 It was supposed to be no contact… 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
2631 ….. told you not to lose your head. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2632 I guess I’ll just lie here now and wait for spring. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2633 It’s cold down here ! 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
2634 OK I regret mentioning your butt looks big in that outfit! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2635 A little more to the left?" 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2636 But still, you don't win unless I melt!" 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2637 Darn! That happens every time I blow my nose. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2638 If only hurts when I laugh. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2639 Put em up! I can still see you! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2640 Well Joe, that's one way to avoid a head shot. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2641 You never did have your head on straight! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2642 Nice scarf. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2643 Down goes Frozier! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2644 The emotional hit! When somebody finds out they both have feelings. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2645 For the last time, I didn't steal your stocking cap. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2646 I said on the count of THREE, Larry! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2647 I know I can explain the black eyes to my wife, but this?! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2648 Put up your dukes, I'm not going for that head fake. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2649 The body, Jake. Always start with the body. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2650 No biggie, dude. Life's short. Spring's around the corner. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2651 Brainless is the best way to play the game. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2652 Nice going jerk, you win - and now I'm uninsurable with a "pre-existing" condition! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2653 Quit bragging just because you're ahead. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2654 Chiller in Manilla 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2655 I'm so embarrassed, I wish the sun would come out and just melt me already. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2656 No fair, you cold cocked me. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2657 I've got two rounds left in me! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2658 I just can’t get my head into this boxing thing 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2659 The Super Glue was supposed to have set by now. 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
2660 This isn't quite what I meant by a "face-off" 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2661 I said, "Take of my HAT!" 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2662 When you’re in the ring it’s best to keep a cool head. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2663 Looks like I've lost some water-weight since the weigh-in. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2664 The results of a wicked right slush punch to the carrot. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2665 Sorry I listened to you about today being "boxing day". 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2666 Hmm. Maybe I should rethink this... every time we have a little conflict,he loses his head. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2667 Why did you punch my head? How can snowmen even fight? And why can I still talk with just my head?? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2668 It’s only a flesh wound 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2669 I was undefeated at kickboxing. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2670 Didn't work, I'm still thinking about her. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2671 Mother is always right. She told you to wear a scarf. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2672 Below the hat does not count. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2673 Should I call you Ice-abod Crane? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2674 we can do this all winter long! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2675 Well, now you've got the scarf AND the belt. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2676 Where's the rest of me? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2677 Great footwork. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2678 You know, I used to be a movie star. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2679 Caught me nodding off, din't ya'? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2680 Yikes! Sorry can’t help you. Just got my nails done. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
2681 Nothing to lose your head over. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2682 That’s no excuse. The devil’s not anywhere near here. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2683 It was over with a single snow blow. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2684 Sticks and stones Gerry, sticks and stones. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2685 Dad said you were supposed to let me win... 1.1583 0.04427 120 107 7 6
2686 So, this is how I die. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2687 Sure, I started it, but now you need to pick on somebody your own size. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2688 Ok, but I'll win the long game because you will melt before me. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2689 I'd continue, but the concussion protocol won't allow it. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2690 See, you gotta roll with the punches! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2691 I am going to tell everyone it was a split decision. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2692 Does this count as below the belt? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2693 FREEZE 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2694 Go ahead. Tell me that's not 'cold-cocked'. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2695 Hey! I'll be back again someday. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2696 Some snowmen knock another snowman's head off just to make themselves seem taller. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2697 It's not fair play if you're in a shadow for most of the day. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2698 I wish I had finished high school” 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2699 Dude, that's just cold. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2700 Hell of a crosswind. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2701 I knew this sparring would snowball 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2702 Okay. Now let's try sumo. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2703 I can predict your punches much better from down here. 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
2704 Knockout? Nah, man. I want a 10-count. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2705 Ah this is why my manager told me to wear the scarf. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2706 Nobody calls me the Pillsbury Doughboy and gets away with it 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2707 This went from Guerra & Boothby to Calvin & Hobbes. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
2708 Strictly speaking I’m not down for the count. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2709 I can do this all day. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2710 Classic - now I'm a torso! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2711 Enough fighting. Let's make snow angels. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2712 I didn’t mean for you to lose your head over our battle over whether climate change is real! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2713 If I'd known those kids brought us to life just to watch us fight, I'd never have let them put this old silk hat on me. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2714 Since when is telekinesis allowed under Marquess of Queensbury rules? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2715 Guess I’ve been cold cocked! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2716 Hurry up I'm getting a brain freeze! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2717 Be thankful I didn't bite your ear off. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2718 Even for little Timmy, this tableau is dark. 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2719 You call that a body blow! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2720 I'm already on ice...Now get me to a hospital! 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2721 You didn’t need to cold-cock me just because I stole your cap! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2722 Best of three? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2723 And I was forecast to win. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2724 Where the hell is the ref? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2725 Hey, it’s nothing to lose your head over. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2726 I'm through fighting. Now I going to give you the cold shoulder. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2727 And thats why we wear scarves, Bob 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2728 I didn’t realize that was an option. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2729 I thought we agreed head shots were out of line. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2730 There must have been NO magic in The old wool hat they found For when they placed it on His head fell to the ground 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2731 See! I said I don't worry about facial cuts, didn't I? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2732 I said let's settle this on the ice *rink*, with a "k" 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2733 Weren't we supposed to touch gloves first? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2734 Don't feel bad-I was just warming up. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2735 Cutman! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2736 Hey! That’s a foul! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2737 That’s not fair - you cold-cocked me. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2738 Hey, I'm warning you, stop while you are a head! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2739 Lucky punch. Now I got ya where I want ya! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2740 Climate change is still my biggest problem. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2741 So much for...cooler heads prevail! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2742 I think I’ve lost my mind 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2743 I still think we have time before climate change becomes a problem. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2744 You know the rules! No head blows or blow torches. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2745 Oh no, you've given me two black ice! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2746 This is why I suggested we only do body shots. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2747 Um-- would this be a technical knock-off? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2748 Don't lose your head over it! 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2749 Yes, this means I win. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2750 Okay, I guess I'll refer to you as 'snow person' from here on out. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2751 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2752 Eric finally gets back at donny jr. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2753 Winter primary season can be so unforgiving. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2754 Hey! I thought this was a cardio class 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2755 This wouldn't have happened if you had a neck. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2756 I thought we agreed not to lose our heads over this. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2757 Welp, our fates were sealed anyway thanks to that pesky groundhog 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2758 This would be all right if I were a Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robot. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2759 Sometimes, sports aren't just all fun and games when someone loses their head! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2760 You could have warned me you were the Rock 'em Sock 'em champ of '69!!! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2761 Forget your headgear? Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2762 Oh Frosty, what have you done? All my life--all two days of it--is passing before my eyes! 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2763 Being scarfless was his undoing 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2764 move like a butterfly, it stings when I freeze 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2765 Oh look! I can finally watch the sundogs without getting a stiff neck. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2766 Didn't you hear me say "Heads Up"! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2767 It’s nothing, just water weight. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2768 FIGHTING WITH HIS HEART, NOT HIS HEAD 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2769 Technically, I am down but NOT out. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2770 After a quick, ice bath plunge, you won't recognize me for Round Two. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2771 At least my head's kind of warm." 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2772 I thought we agreed not to hit above the belt. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2773 I must say. I never saw that one-two punch coming. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2774 Uh-oh. Does this mean I'm the anti-hero? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2775 I’m shouldering this match. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2776 I hope your whole damn family melts, Don. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2777 Well, you knocked me out cold... 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2778 I'm rolling with the punches buddy ! 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2779 This isn't what I meant when I said to knock it off. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2780 I said BELOW the belt! 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2781 Sorry you lost your head! I was just playing around. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2782 Get up by 10 or else Spring will call it a draw 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2783 You said you had twig arms. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2784 I'm pretty sure this isn't the right sport for us. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2785 I think I would have preferred a low blow. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2786 So, that's why they call you "The Avalanche." 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2787 Rats! You started melting before I even got a chance to knock your head for a loop. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2788 Wanta try again.? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2789 You haven’t one. I’m still on my feet 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2790 Thank god you did not hit below the belt 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2791 Oh Snow! Are you ok? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2792 Let’s keep it under the belt from now on, okay?! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2793 Tis but a scratch - a flesh wound! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2794 Well the first rule of boxing is protect your face. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2795 Float like an ice bug, sting like a bee 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2796 I can take you with my head lying behind my back! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2797 For the purpose of practice, I’m giving you a head start. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2798 I'd like to give another go but I 've seemed to have lost my head!? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2799 Calvin would be proud. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2800 Oh Dear, I seem to have lost my head 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2801 I didn't say "ding". 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2802 Nice hit. Is that my ex-girlfriend’s scarf? 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
2803 Hey, wait for the bell. 🛎️ 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2804 Let’s take off the heads, Harry, and see who can fight like a real snowman 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2805 Were we not supposed to do a warm up? 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2806 Don’t bother. Global warming is gonna knock us both out. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2807 One sec, I forgot my scarf. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2808 Darn Calvin! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2809 I told you I didn’t have a head for this. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1