Contest #885


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Upset? I’m beside myself! 1.6991 0.02308 1183 604 331 248
1 Maybe warming up first wasn't such a good idea. 1.6812 0.02450 960 478 310 172
2 My whole life flashed before my eyes. Monday, Tuesday, all of it. 1.6730 0.01586 2511 1337 658 516
3 Oh my God! My butt is huge. 1.6661 0.01431 3309 1858 698 753
4 Give me a moment to collect myself. 1.6597 0.01571 2242 1131 743 368
5 That wasn't what I meant by "knock it off". 1.6561 0.02273 1134 594 336 204
6 Please tell me the dog isn't out. 1.6511 0.01808 1817 967 517 333
7 I’m technically still standing 1.6478 0.01476 2533 1302 821 410
8 I shouldn’t have warmed up. 1.6437 0.01500 2596 1385 751 460
9 Just give me a moment to collect myself. 1.6399 0.01380 2766 1406 950 410
10 I saw that left hook coming at me, but I just froze. 1.6336 0.01625 2126 1129 647 350
11 Don't feel bad. In a few weeks it'll be like this never happened. 1.6333 0.01470 2618 1396 786 436
12 OK you win, but in a few weeks this'll all be water under the bridge 1.6228 0.01925 1604 893 423 288
13 Something feels off 1.6150 0.01639 2070 1127 613 330
14 You’re fine, put some ice on it. 1.6130 0.02138 1217 665 358 194
15 Let’s hope the kid comes back outside before the dog. 1.6118 0.02296 1100 615 297 188
16 That’s not what I meant when I told you to knock it off 1.6092 0.01840 1740 985 450 305
17 It's March. We're both going to lose. 1.6092 0.01860 1548 835 483 230
18 Well, technically, I was out cold before the punch. 1.6066 0.01488 2542 1412 718 412
19 I just need a second to get my head back in the game. 1.6060 0.01487 2477 1358 737 382
20 Part of me thinks this was a bad idea. 1.5957 0.01603 2023 1097 644 282
21 I should have quit while I was a head. 1.5942 0.01685 2075 1203 511 361
22 Time out, I sneezed. 1.5913 0.01855 1593 895 454 244
23 Christmas is great. Boxing Day, not so much. 1.5802 0.02062 1265 717 362 186
24 If we took this inside, I’d mop the floor with you. 1.5802 0.01963 1391 787 401 203
25 He's got a dark sense of humor for a six-year-old. 1.5743 0.01916 1574 932 380 262
26 You’re still not getting the hat back. 1.5729 0.01692 1824 1032 539 253
27 Enjoy your short-lived victory. Weather forecast is a high of 45 tomorrow. 1.5644 0.02239 955 527 317 111
28 Why didn't you tell me my butt looked this big from behind. 1.5642 0.02224 1067 615 302 150
29 Usually you just talk my head off. 1.5609 0.02092 1232 721 331 180
30 You know the rules, nothing above the scarf 1.5563 0.01857 1465 839 437 189
31 The kids just don’t make us like they used to. 1.5473 0.02070 1162 671 346 145
32 Next time maybe cooler heads will prevail 1.5472 0.02235 1027 601 290 136
33 Okay,Okay ! Keep the scarf. 1.5435 0.01722 1691 986 491 214
34 I wasn't built for this. 1.5360 0.01720 1679 987 484 208
35 Alright, we’ll call it a …thaw.” 1.5349 0.02261 974 574 279 121
36 I’m still a head. 1.5308 0.02114 1121 667 313 141
37 I don't know if my medical insurance covers freezer burn. 1.5281 0.02124 1494 1022 155 317
38 I can't feel my balls. 1.5269 0.02303 1061 668 227 166
39 And how exactly would headgear have prevented this? 1.5212 0.02226 990 593 278 119
40 I feel oddly liberated. 1.5182 0.02210 1266 843 190 233
41 Looks like I’m ahead now! 1.5127 0.02110 1106 673 299 134
42 'Just put ice on it' is your answer to everything. 1.5122 0.02044 1185 723 317 145
43 That was cold. 1.5070 0.02160 1075 665 275 135
44 I was already out cold. 1.5054 0.02215 1114 716 233 165
45 Technically, I’m still standing! 1.5015 0.02124 1029 623 296 110
46 I am still not giving you my hat. 1.5000 0.02446 782 476 221 85
47 Thanks, now I'm just an abdominal snowman... 1.4974 0.02453 969 648 160 161
48 Knocked me out cold. 1.4951 0.02445 822 514 209 99
49 I guess I’m done for the season. 1.4932 0.02168 959 582 281 96
50 Rush me to the ICY U! 1.4918 0.02461 913 602 173 138
51 Spring will be the great equalizer. 1.4907 0.02158 917 548 288 81
52 Guess I'll be moving down a weight class. 1.4900 0.02361 853 531 226 96
53 That big puffy cloud is shaped like your Mama. 1.4895 0.02425 858 547 202 109
54 Et tu, Frosty? 1.4867 0.02434 824 521 205 98
55 Dude,that was cold. 1.4809 0.02469 786 498 198 90
56 Of course, I didn't see it coming, I have "two eyes made of coal", for god's sakes! 1.4773 0.02658 748 495 149 104
57 All I said was, “That looks like the scarf I loaned you last winter.” 1.4759 0.02489 769 490 192 87
58 And I thought the legs were the first to go. 1.4759 0.02425 748 463 214 71
59 I never thought I’d shed a tier. 1.4759 0.02521 767 493 183 91
60 I thought we agreed—no hitting above the snowbelt. 1.4738 0.02736 762 523 117 122
61 You better put some ice on it. 1.4733 0.02605 712 458 171 83
62 That's not what I meant by "knock it off". 1.4727 0.02642 715 466 160 89
63 Sure, I can roll with the punches. But only so far. 1.4718 0.02601 727 472 167 88
64 Fine, I take it back. Your mom wasn’t a snow blower. 1.4716 0.02775 721 491 120 110
65 It's only a K.O. if the torso is on the ground. I'm still in the ring here. 1.4703 0.02554 674 421 189 64
66 I think I warmed up too much. 1.4696 0.02542 724 463 182 79
67 Okay, I admit I'm out cold. 1.4691 0.02638 680 437 167 76
68 I can't feel my twigs. 1.4684 0.02641 696 452 162 82
69 Gesundheit! 1.4682 0.02723 707 473 137 97
70 O.K., O.K., I'm sorry. You DON'T have stick arms and a fat ass. 1.4676 0.02668 678 440 159 79
71 Oh great. Now my nose starts itching. 1.4672 0.02537 717 458 183 76
72 Tell my kids I love them and to stay out of the sun 1.4658 0.02731 657 430 148 79
73 Put some ice on that. 1.4615 0.02698 624 400 160 64
74 Indeed this gives me an entirely new perspective. 1.4581 0.02642 633 404 168 61
75 Not literally "knock it off." 1.4567 0.02754 624 409 145 70
76 Wow, my butt really is big. 1.4528 0.02958 572 385 115 72
77 I had no idea my ass was so big. 1.4524 0.02814 641 434 124 83
78 No worries, it's just a slush wound. 1.4522 0.02798 575 373 144 58
79 Pretty good for a white guy. 1.4509 0.02923 581 391 118 72
80 Let’s pick it up from here for tomorrow. 1.4473 0.02877 541 353 134 54
81 Dude, you knocked me cold. 1.4463 0.02816 531 340 145 46
82 Well, there goes my hand/eye coordination. 1.4460 0.02914 583 395 116 72
83 It looks worse than it feels. 1.4432 0.02864 528 343 136 49
84 You've got to keep your head in the game. 1.4430 0.02875 544 358 131 55
85 Sorry, I just lost my head there for a second. 1.4425 0.02799 583 386 136 61
86 Should I put some ice on it? 1.4411 0.03039 535 365 104 66
87 I’m starting to see the merits of pickleball. 1.4401 0.02939 509 334 126 49
88 I said on THREE. 1.4401 0.02997 534 361 111 62
89 Still not giving you the hat. 1.4378 0.02881 539 357 128 54
90 My headache is gone. 1.4374 0.03023 519 351 109 59
91 I warmed up too much 1.4373 0.02932 526 350 122 54
92 I still think your scarf is stupid. 1.4362 0.02973 525 353 115 57
93 Hang on. I need to get my head in the game. 1.4357 0.03002 521 352 111 58
94 I'm still standing, I'm still standing! 1.4349 0.02972 522 351 115 56
95 OK you win Frosty. The song is about YOU. 1.4323 0.03063 495 335 106 54
96 I’m fine—it’s just a slush wound! 1.4319 0.03134 477 324 100 53
97 I thought we agreed, nothing below the belt, nothing above the scarf. 1.4313 0.02901 466 299 133 34
98 Mind giving me a heads up? 1.4301 0.03115 472 319 103 50
99 Wow! My sinuses feel better! 1.4295 0.03048 461 305 114 42
100 You may have one this round, but I’m still a head. 1.4262 0.03133 488 337 94 57
101 Tell my corner to throw in the scarf. 1.4251 0.03015 454 299 117 38
102 I think I’ll quit while I’m a head! 1.4251 0.03301 447 311 82 54
103 If you wanted my hat, all you had to do was ask for it ! 1.4233 0.03011 437 285 119 33
104 Doesn't this change my weight class? 1.4229 0.03036 428 279 117 32
105 You were right, I can see stars from here. 1.4222 0.03065 450 300 110 40
106 Wait a second while I get my head on straight! 1.4220 0.02960 455 298 122 35
107 Quick, somebody build a referee! 1.4215 0.03149 446 302 100 44
108 No, really...it's fine. I've returned to my birthplace. 1.4212 0.03068 425 279 113 33
109 They can't reattach it if you don't keep it cold. 1.4195 0.03145 410 271 106 33
110 get your head back in the game 1.4192 0.03397 427 301 73 53
111 Okay. You win. You can have your hat back. 1.4191 0.03118 439 295 104 40
112 I'm sorry, my head is not in the game today 1.4165 0.03177 461 320 90 51
113 I roll with the punches. 1.4148 0.03988 270 183 62 25
114 I'll be fine. I just need to get my head in the game. 1.4148 0.03208 446 309 89 48
115 Technically, that was a knockoff. 1.4148 0.03208 446 309 89 48
116 Dont worry, I'll be fine. I've just got to put some ice on it. 1.4147 0.03308 422 293 83 46
117 Heads! I win! 1.4146 0.03455 398 279 73 46
118 You were smart to wear a neck guard. 1.4144 0.03459 432 312 61 59
119 Let’s rethink what I meant by “knock it off.” 1.4136 0.03285 457 325 75 57
120 The Iceman Succumbeth 1.4133 0.03437 392 273 76 43
121 Now I get why the scarf. 1.4126 0.03191 446 309 90 47
122 Okay, that does it - the mittens are coming off! 1.4116 0.03086 413 274 108 31
123 It's not over till one of us has a meltdown. 1.4106 0.03210 414 282 94 38
124 It's not good if I can see my own ass, is it? 1.4099 0.03375 383 263 83 37
125 It's heads. You lose. 1.4094 0.03150 425 289 98 38
126 Why don’t you come down here and say it to my face? 1.4091 0.03427 396 278 74 44
127 Okay, okay, you can have the hat! 1.4089 0.03348 384 263 85 36
128 Lucky punch, I froze. 1.4084 0.03358 404 282 79 43
129 I told you to knock it off, but I didn’t mean it literally 1.4080 0.03154 424 289 97 38
130 That's going to leave a mark, or a small puddle. 1.4076 0.03098 395 261 107 27
131 Oh Please. Pull. yourself together! 1.4070 0.03300 398 274 86 38
132 Remember when the Murphey kids used to pose us holding hands? I blame violent video games 1.4069 0.03355 376 257 85 34
133 You throw a mean left twig. 1.4066 0.03243 391 265 93 33
134 Okay, no hitting above the belt either. 1.4062 0.03394 389 271 78 40
135 I thought we agreed anything above the scarf is below the belt 1.4060 0.03201 431 299 89 43
136 Can’t believe I fell for the old ‘your shoe’s untied’ routine. 1.4055 0.03275 402 277 87 38
137 Mom was right. I should have worn a scarf. 1.4042 0.03238 381 257 94 30
138 Just put some ice on it. 1.4036 0.03392 389 272 77 40
139 Jesus, Eddie, you don't have to take my head off. 1.4036 0.03352 389 270 81 38
140 No, you have to knock ALL of me down. 1.4031 0.03152 392 263 100 29
141 Please don't tell me to roll with the punches. 1.4029 0.03306 412 289 80 43
142 Bob and weave is harder than it sounds. 1.4021 0.03455 373 261 74 38
143 No, it’s my fault. I lost my head. 1.4017 0.03337 361 245 87 29
144 I'm sorry. My head was someplace else. 1.4000 0.03448 380 268 72 40
145 You can have a head start. 1.4000 0.03375 385 269 78 38
146 Come on Joe, get your head back in the game. 1.4000 0.03501 360 252 72 36
147 Out cold. 1.3990 0.03267 396 274 86 36
148 Everything’s gone white. 1.3977 0.03548 347 243 70 34
149 Put some ice on it and you'll be fine in the morning. 1.3973 0.03354 375 260 81 34
150 Well call it a thaw 1.3961 0.03424 361 251 77 33
151 My head's just not in this anymore. 1.3961 0.03389 356 245 81 30
152 Sorry, I meant to give you a heads up. 1.3959 0.03307 389 271 82 36
153 I’m still standing! How is it a KO? 1.3958 0.03297 384 266 84 34
154 Fine, your carrot is bigger than mine. 1.3950 0.03371 362 250 81 31
155 I would say he's out cold, but... 1.3926 0.03529 349 246 69 34
156 At the end of the day we will both be puddles so get rid of that grin. 1.3923 0.03391 362 252 78 32
157 That cloud looks like a bird 1.3919 0.03495 347 243 72 32
158 I try to roll with the punches. 1.3909 0.03381 353 244 80 29
159 By spring this will be a draw. 1.3908 0.03439 348 242 76 30
160 Quick, help me up -- a dog is coming! 1.3904 0.03566 356 255 63 38
161 Sorry, lost my head there for a minute! 1.3901 0.03398 364 255 76 33
162 Okay. Technically I'm out cold. 1.3892 0.03481 352 248 71 33
163 What, I’m just supposed to ‘Let It Go’? 1.3873 0.03377 346 239 80 27
164 Fine, 6 more weeks of winter 1.3868 0.03793 287 201 61 25
165 Hey, it’s important to keep your head in the game. 1.3856 0.03593 306 212 70 24
166 Can we spar later? My head's just not in this. 1.3849 0.03644 317 224 64 29
167 Oh, that's why you wear the scarf. 1.3844 0.03496 346 245 69 32
168 I've fallen, and can't get up! 1.3835 0.03668 339 246 56 37
169 Okay, you’re ahead. 1.3833 0.03789 287 202 60 25
170 Oh no. They let the dog out. 1.3830 0.03620 342 247 59 36
171 Quick! Put me back before they let out the dog. 1.3818 0.03666 330 238 58 34
172 Say that to my face! 1.3814 0.03627 312 220 65 27
173 Ok you win. Coin toss. I choose heads. 1.3813 0.04026 257 182 52 23
174 I said knock it off! 1.3804 0.03579 347 251 60 36
175 Should I put ice on it? 1.3804 0.03646 326 234 60 32
176 Are my dukes still up 1.3797 0.03474 345 245 69 31
177 Now I know what the scarf was for. 1.3796 0.03582 324 230 65 29
178 C’mon now! You’ve GOT to keep your head in the game! 1.3791 0.03446 335 235 73 27
179 I guess that'll teach me not to wear a scarf. 1.3780 0.03650 291 203 66 22
180 I guess I didn’t have my head in the game, after all. 1.3778 0.03455 315 218 75 22
181 That would not happen if it was screwed on right. 1.3776 0.03655 294 206 65 23
182 I guess a warmup wasn't such a great idea." 1.3773 0.03617 326 234 61 31
183 All of me has to be down for the count. 1.3769 0.03604 321 229 63 29
184 I always melt under pressure. 1.3766 0.03567 308 216 68 24
185 I saw the punch coming and I froze. 1.3761 0.03443 335 236 72 27
186 You're so not getting this hat back. 1.3754 0.03532 293 202 72 19
187 'Tis but a slush wound. 1.3746 0.03497 331 235 68 28
188 That was really abominable of you. 1.3746 0.03558 323 230 65 28
189 I can't feel my face. 1.3742 0.03804 310 227 50 33
190 So that’s what the sky looks like. 1.3739 0.03552 337 243 62 32
191 You know, a true sportsman would put his opponent's head back on. 1.3737 0.03836 281 201 55 25
192 Wait a sec--I need to get my head together. 1.3731 0.03465 335 238 69 28
193 I guess I need to improve my footwork. 1.3726 0.03486 314 220 71 23
194 That’s not a knock-out, I’m just melting. 1.3721 0.03464 301 208 74 19
195 Implement the concussion protocol. 1.3721 0.03620 301 213 64 24
196 This is going to be a no-brainer. 1.3711 0.03703 318 232 54 32
197 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't tell mom, Don't tell mom 1.3701 0.03994 281 207 44 30
198 I’m over here!! 1.3700 0.03441 327 231 71 25
199 My head was never in the fight. 1.3700 0.03495 327 233 67 27
200 Don't bother counting to ten. 1.3692 0.03917 279 203 49 27
201 Just put a little ice on it 1.3690 0.03966 271 197 48 26
202 I need to cut back on my warm-up routine. . 1.3690 0.03615 290 204 65 21
203 If I could do it all over again, I’d trade you the hat for the scarf. 1.3689 0.03550 309 219 66 24
204 Well, at least my carrot isn't broken. 1.3686 0.03760 274 194 59 21
205 OK, for the last time: We go on “go” — not on “three”! 1.3681 0.03794 288 208 54 26
206 How long was I out cold? 1.3677 0.03859 291 213 49 29
207 I’m sorry Frosty, but you did say “knock it off”. 1.3670 0.03648 297 212 61 24
208 No one calls me a snowflake! 1.3669 0.03614 278 194 66 18
209 You almost knocked me out....cold 1.3666 0.03589 311 223 62 26
210 I never had a snowballs chance. 1.3665 0.03690 322 237 52 33
211 He has meltdowns all the time,but this time he really lost his head. 1.3663 0.03656 303 218 59 26
212 Did you ever just look at the sky and wonder what’s the point of fighting? 1.3662 0.03765 284 204 56 24
213 This is about that day in third grade, isn’t it. 1.3658 0.03607 298 212 63 23
214 This isn’t what I meant when I said you could have a head start. 1.3649 0.03851 285 208 50 27
215 Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the carrot. 1.3639 0.03766 316 235 47 34
216 Heads it is. 1.3636 0.03853 264 189 54 21
217 It's okay. I'm cool. 1.3636 0.03780 275 197 56 22
218 Not fair, using heated gloves 1.3627 0.03626 284 201 63 20
219 OK….HEADS I win! 1.3625 0.03483 331 239 64 28
220 Ok. Keep the scarf 1.3623 0.03552 276 192 68 16
221 I didn't know I could sneeze. 1.3616 0.03887 271 197 50 24
222 Put it back on and try again. 1.3614 0.03511 285 199 69 17
223 Ok, now I’m gonna have a melt down. 1.3613 0.03642 274 193 63 18
224 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, the head pops right off if it’s above thirty-three. 1.3604 0.03865 283 208 48 27
225 I think you broke my carrot 1.3603 0.03512 297 210 67 20
226 Fine. Take your hat back. 1.3599 0.03612 289 206 62 21
227 I guess I shouldn’t have warmed up. 1.3599 0.03742 289 210 54 25
228 When I said, "knock it off," I was being metaphorical. 1.3597 0.03737 303 223 51 29
229 You need to keep your head in the game. 1.3597 0.03845 253 180 55 18
230 No, I don't think a rematch in the spring is realistic. 1.3589 0.03628 287 205 61 21
231 Wow, you're right . . . the scarf makes ALL the difference 1.3589 0.04141 248 183 41 24
232 I warned him - heads will roll. 1.3585 0.03836 265 191 53 21
233 I can't seem to feel my face. 1.3579 0.03739 271 194 57 20
234 That cloud looks just like me. 1.3574 0.03966 263 193 46 24
235 Best 2 out of 3? 1.3571 0.03934 266 195 47 24
236 You could have given me a heads up! 1.3569 0.03757 269 193 56 20
237 I have officially reached the winter of my discontent. 1.3566 0.03808 244 172 57 15
238 Worst Boxing Day ever! 1.3564 0.03908 275 203 46 26
239 Whoa! I'm having an off of body experience 1.3556 0.03633 270 191 62 17
240 It brings a whole new meaning to, “Roll with the punches.” 1.3553 0.03780 304 227 46 31
241 Well, at least now I'm in a lower weight class. 1.3552 0.03697 259 183 60 16
242 I warned you that heads would roll. 1.3549 0.03636 293 212 58 23
243 Ok, you can have your hat back. 1.3548 0.03660 279 200 59 20
244 Whoa,is my butt really that big? 1.3547 0.03868 265 193 50 22
245 I thought Heads will Roll was just a figure of speech 1.3546 0.03735 282 205 54 23
246 It's been three days. Do something. 1.3545 0.03800 268 194 53 21
247 Is that all you've got? 1.3543 0.03827 254 182 54 18
248 That's okay, Steve. It was either gonna be you or global warming. 1.3542 0.03622 271 192 62 17
249 I was a head until then. 1.3534 0.03781 266 192 54 20
250 That was cold, dude. 1.3529 0.03973 255 187 46 22
251 If I had a neck, I would have ducked. 1.3529 0.03855 255 184 52 19
252 And that's why you should always wear a scarf. 1.3529 0.03535 289 206 64 19
253 We were supposed to start at "go," not "three." 1.3525 0.03944 261 192 46 23
254 I’m a melter weight. 1.3523 0.03875 264 193 49 22
255 This is one of those moments when I ask, 'What would Frosty do' 1.3523 0.03565 264 185 65 14
256 Just put some ice on it and it'll be fine. 1.3520 0.03988 250 183 46 21
257 I gotta improve my footwork. 1.3516 0.03853 273 201 48 24
258 Enjoy it while it lasts. The sun's coming out. 1.3511 0.03622 262 185 62 15
259 Let's try rock, paper, scissors instead. 1.3510 0.03919 245 177 50 18
260 Clearly there's no magic in this hat. 1.3507 0.03644 268 191 60 17
261 That's a wicked right twig you have. 1.3500 0.03747 280 205 52 23
262 Best two out of three? 1.3498 0.03844 263 192 50 21
263 You may have the round, but I’m ahead 1.3496 0.03813 266 194 51 21
264 Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the carrot. 1.3491 0.04193 275 214 26 35
265 A ‘heads up’ would be nice. 1.3491 0.03759 275 201 52 22
266 Wow, from this angle… I really have put on a few flakes. 1.3491 0.03724 275 200 54 21
267 Where did that kick come from? 1.3487 0.03976 261 194 43 24
268 Whoa! That was quite a sneeze, I hope I'm not catching a cold! 1.3477 0.03915 256 188 47 21
269 Why did you do this to a person with only a week to live? 1.3473 0.03774 262 190 53 19
270 I hope the dog doesn’t come by. 1.3469 0.03971 271 204 40 27
271 That cloud looks like a bunny. 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
272 You could have just asked for the hat. 1.3465 0.03855 254 185 50 19
273 No worries, I already have two black eyes. 1.3464 0.03638 280 203 57 20
274 I thawed when I should have weaved. 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
275 As I said, you've got to keep your head down. 1.3462 0.03908 260 192 46 22
276 My head just isn't in this fight! 1.3459 0.03770 266 194 52 20
277 That cloud looks like a snowman 1.3459 0.03732 266 193 54 19
278 And of course, it's just a matter of time before they let the dog out. 1.3456 0.03819 272 201 48 23
279 Because I can't, like, duck!" 1.3451 0.04185 226 167 40 19
280 I have just one question. How did you move your arm? 1.3451 0.03931 284 216 38 30
281 Dude, we agreed not in the face 1.3450 0.03850 258 189 49 20
282 If you wanted the hat,all you had to do was ask 1.3439 0.04021 253 189 41 23
283 You can't count me out. Someone has to build a referee. 1.3436 0.03953 259 193 43 23
284 At least I landed carrot side up. 1.3432 0.03826 236 169 53 14
285 Next time, I get to wear the scarf. 1.3430 0.03983 242 178 45 19
286 C'mon then, it's just a slush wound. 1.3429 0.04074 245 183 40 22
287 So much for cooler heads prevailing. 1.3425 0.04234 254 196 29 29
288 I should’ve seen that uppercut coming, but I froze. 1.3411 0.04073 258 196 36 26
289 Well, you TOLD me to "knock it off." 1.3408 0.03899 267 200 43 24
290 Call that a punch? I’m still standing up. 1.3408 0.03638 267 193 57 17
291 You were supposed to knock my socks off… 1.3407 0.03936 226 163 49 14
292 I blame this loss on climate change 1.3405 0.03817 232 166 53 13
293 Should’ve called Tails. 1.3405 0.03743 279 207 49 23
294 You may have won the fight, but I’ve still got the hat. 1.3402 0.03947 241 177 46 18
295 ‘tis only a snow wound 1.3398 0.03783 256 187 51 18
296 Head’s you win,” means you flip a coin 1.3395 0.04227 215 159 39 17
297 Fine, but I can still beat you at pickleball. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
298 I… I can’t feel my legs… 1.3394 0.04186 218 161 40 17
299 So, what else do you want to try before winter ends? 1.3391 0.03935 230 167 48 15
300 I dare you to do that again. 1.3390 0.04092 236 176 40 20
301 Can I borrow your scarf for a few days? 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
302 Does it look serious? 1.3386 0.03802 254 186 50 18
303 You are messing with my head! 1.3386 0.03843 254 187 48 19
304 That's gonna need some ice. 1.3385 0.03780 260 191 50 19
305 Let cooler heads prevail! 1.3383 0.03682 266 194 54 18
306 That was a snow blow. 1.3382 0.03736 272 201 50 21
307 Can I borrow your scarf? 1.3377 0.03774 231 165 54 12
308 I guess the magic wasn’t in the hat after all. 1.3374 0.04171 243 185 34 24
309 You’ll never get your hat back now. 1.3373 0.03810 249 182 50 17
310 Right now I'm sensing a bit more aggression that is necessary 1.3373 0.03936 249 185 44 20
311 That's it, the mittens are coming off. 1.3373 0.03895 249 184 46 19
312 My head's not in it 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
313 Well, I have to say, I didn't see that coming. 1.3359 0.03555 262 188 60 14
314 Don't apologize. It's the first time I've seen the whole sky. It's beautiful. 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
315 Sorry, I really kinda lost my head. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
316 Jack will you please stop messing with my head? 1.3348 0.04060 227 168 42 17
317 Can't believe I fell for that "You're shoelaces are untied" bit. 1.3348 0.04155 227 170 38 19
318 Okay, well, technically, I'm still standing. So, yeah, this thing is not over yet. 1.3347 0.03732 239 172 54 13
319 That’s a mean combination: a right hook and an early thaw. 1.3333 0.04072 222 164 42 16
320 It’s just a slush wound … 1.3333 0.04170 222 166 38 18
321 I guess it doesn't matter. With climate change, neither of us would have lasted all 12 rounds. 1.3333 0.04008 231 171 43 17
322 I didn’t think you had the snowballs. 1.3333 0.04157 237 180 35 22
323 What part of ‘on three’ don’t you understand Carl? 1.3320 0.03984 244 183 41 20
324 Well now what? 1.3319 0.03967 238 177 43 18
325 Well, now we wait for the kids to get home. Nice Karl. 1.3318 0.04082 217 160 42 15
326 At least you didn't hit me in the snowballs. 1.3306 0.04048 242 183 38 21
327 You never touched me.It was global warming! 1.3305 0.03988 236 176 42 18
328 Remember when I said fighting about it wouldn’t change anyones’s point of view? 1.3305 0.04025 233 174 41 18
329 Impressive reach, but you still look stupid without a hat. 1.3305 0.04025 233 174 41 18
330 Good luck getting your hat back now. 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
331 My bad. 1.3300 0.04656 203 158 23 22
332 My advice... Keep your head down. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
333 That was pretty cold, even for you, Phil 1.3291 0.03870 234 172 47 15
334 In this case, I don't think putting a little ice on it will help. 1.3279 0.04025 247 188 37 22
335 It’s got to be a climate thing. This never used to happen before March. 1.3277 0.04129 235 179 35 21
336 I should have warmed up first. 1.3275 0.03925 229 169 45 15
337 Does my butt really look that big? 1.3272 0.04021 217 160 43 14
338 Time out, brain freeze! 1.3271 0.04113 214 159 40 15
339 From this state I can really contemplate the temporality of my existence. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
340 Technically, it’s not a knockout. 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
341 Now I better understand the expression “Heads will roll.” 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
342 I guess I should have given up while I was ahead. 1.3266 0.04443 199 151 31 17
343 I'm cold, Jerry. Oh, so, so cold. I'm dying Jerry; I'm dying. Tell my wife I love her. Give the kids my carrot. 1.3264 0.03990 239 180 40 19
344 Well, you didn’t need to knock me out cold. 1.3263 0.03981 236 177 41 18
345 Technically, and despite all appearances, this is not a knockout. 1.3261 0.04192 230 176 33 21
346 Phil, I told you to knock it off 1.3257 0.04261 218 166 33 19
347 Was it something I said? 1.3255 0.04027 212 156 43 13
348 Next time, let’s just stand still and stare out into space like normal snowmen. 1.3252 0.04331 206 156 33 17
349 When asked why he lost the fight, Ice Tyson responded: "I froze." 1.3246 0.03832 228 167 48 13
350 I can never remember - ice first and then heat? 1.3243 0.04251 222 170 32 20
351 I thaw that coming! 1.3243 0.04054 222 166 40 16
352 Sorry. I just lost my head for a moment. 1.3241 0.04027 216 160 42 14
353 At least my nose isn't broken 1.3234 0.03989 201 146 45 10
354 Hey, I wasn't ready! 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
355 I thought we agreed,nothing above the scarf. 1.3231 0.03664 229 165 54 10
356 Wow, I didn't see that coming, but then again, my eyes are made of coal. 1.3226 0.04116 217 163 38 16
357 It's best two out of three 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
358 Does this mean that I’m ahead? 1.3224 0.03995 214 158 43 13
359 Just don't let them use the smelling salt on me! 1.3219 0.03868 233 173 45 15
360 Let’s settle this like snowmen 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
361 I can see your house from here. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
362 Huh, I can still talk. 1.3216 0.03986 227 170 41 16
363 I really need to work on keeping my head in the game." 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
364 So much for the magic in this old silk hat they found. 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
365 You were right. I do have a big butt. 1.3212 0.04093 193 141 42 10
366 What some may see as a loss, I see as gaining a new perspective. 1.3208 0.03923 240 181 41 18
367 From down here, it all seems so futile. 1.3207 0.03958 237 179 40 18
368 This after you tell me I have a good head on my shoulders?!! 1.3205 0.03757 234 172 49 13
369 On reflection, below the belt would have been fine. 1.3202 0.04422 203 156 29 18
370 Two black eyes and now this? 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
371 Floats like a snowflake,stings like frostbite. 1.3196 0.04391 194 147 32 15
372 OK, the hat's yours. 1.3194 0.04123 216 163 37 16
373 We had one rule. 1.3192 0.04217 213 162 34 17
374 My eyes are down here. 1.3188 0.03956 229 172 41 16
375 Wow! Look at the stars! Or do I have a concussion? 1.3182 0.04325 198 150 33 15
376 You’re abominable. 1.3179 0.04371 195 148 32 15
377 ...and there's a cloud shaped like a dog, some birds flying north, an airplane and the sun is about to...uh oh" 1.3176 0.03907 233 175 42 16
378 Oh, thaaat’s what the scarf is for. 1.3173 0.04445 208 162 26 20
379 Whatever happened to just standing around and being jolly? 1.3170 0.04209 224 173 31 20
380 Relax. It’s mostly water weight. 1.3167 0.04090 240 186 32 22
381 Okay, fine - keep the stupid scarf! 1.3163 0.04024 215 161 40 14
382 No fair Bill. We said no carrot shots. 1.3160 0.03975 231 175 39 17
383 OK next time hit me with your next to best shot 1.3156 0.03949 225 169 41 15
384 Should've worn the scarf! 1.3155 0.04143 206 155 37 14
385 Heads you lose. 1.3153 0.04036 222 168 38 16
386 Is this why they call it a face-off? 1.3153 0.04185 222 171 32 19
387 When I said “knock it off”… 1.3153 0.04006 203 150 42 11
388 I’m still standing ⛄️ 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
389 Who’s ahead now? 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
390 Could you try and keep the squirrels away from my nose? 1.3149 0.04193 235 184 28 23
391 We should have stopped when we got black eyes. 1.3147 0.03790 251 190 43 18
392 My therapist warned me that there would be days like this. 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
393 Yup I guess I did say one has to roll with the punches. 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
394 If you really want to get technical, that was more of a knock off. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
395 Right in the carrot! 1.3134 0.04097 217 165 36 16
396 Ali v. Freezer 1.3133 0.04083 233 180 33 20
397 Hey guys, from down here i think i discovered where we came from... 1.3131 0.04314 198 151 32 15
398 I'm sorry--I lost my head. 1.3130 0.03981 230 175 38 17
399 I meant to duck, but I just froze! 1.3128 0.04360 195 149 31 15
400 That's all you got? 1.3128 0.03869 227 170 43 14
401 Ok so that’s what you meant by heads will roll 1.3122 0.03973 205 152 42 11
402 Great hands, but still no footwork. 1.3117 0.03821 231 173 44 14
403 Ok, you're not a snowflake 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
404 Can you give me a hand over here? 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
405 Snowman boxing isn't the same since climate change. 1.3112 0.03963 196 144 43 9
406 I’m still awake, so technically it’s not a knockout. 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
407 We never really thought this part through. 1.3109 0.04326 193 147 32 14
408 I was just warming up. 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
409 Get some ice. 1.3108 0.03520 251 185 54 12
410 Could be worse, I could have landed in yellow snow. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
411 I knew I wouldn’t last past Boxing Day. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
412 Hey, buster - my eyes are down here!! 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
413 Did you know there is this yellow disc in the sky? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
414 THE THRILLA IN WASILLA 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
415 See? Now that’s how you roll with the punches. 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
416 My life perspective just changed 1.3090 0.03821 178 127 47 4
417 Oh dear - I'm having an out of body experience! 1.3089 0.03745 246 186 44 16
418 Sure, you're big and tough in February. Let's see what you've got in July! 1.3088 0.04156 204 155 35 14
419 It’s just a snow wound. 1.3088 0.03978 204 152 41 11
420 I warned you heads would roll. 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
421 I told you warming up was a dumb idea. 1.3088 0.04191 217 168 31 18
422 Wait, that WAS the punchline? 1.3085 0.04591 188 147 24 17
423 Next time, just ask me for the hat. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
424 I hope you realize that punching an opponent in the snowballs is considered a foul. 1.3084 0.03965 214 161 40 13
425 I'll need a few minutes to pull myself together. 1.3083 0.03762 240 181 44 15
426 Let’s go two out of three. 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
427 Perhaps kickboxing would be safer. 1.3077 0.04287 195 149 32 14
428 I hope they didn't let the dog out. 1.3073 0.04123 218 168 33 17
429 Let’s make it two out of three. 1.3073 0.04458 192 149 27 16
430 The next time you want your hat back just ask! 1.3070 0.03944 228 174 38 16
431 Get me Parson Brown. 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
432 Arguably, we’re both out cold. 1.3069 0.04047 189 140 40 9
433 They say to quit while you're a-head... 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
434 I’m tired of rolling with the punches. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
435 According to the rules, I'm still standing. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
436 Fine, you can wear the hat. 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
437 On second thought, your scarf is very masculine. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
438 What’s the difference? We’ll be puddles in a week. 1.3046 0.04249 197 151 32 14
439 Before climate change it would’ve taken you three tries. 1.3043 0.04217 207 160 31 16
440 This is not how I imagined Boxing Day. 1.3042 0.03845 240 184 39 17
441 Okay, I'm sorry I called you snowflake. 1.3041 0.04417 194 151 27 16
442 I said, 'You knock my socks off, not knock my block off.' 1.3041 0.04356 194 150 29 15
443 Now I see why people say “roll with the punches”. 1.3035 0.04187 201 154 33 14
444 I told you if you didn’t take that stupid hat off I’d take it off for you. 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
445 Hey,no hitting above the snowballs! 1.3033 0.03934 211 159 40 12
446 What do you mean it's a knockout? I'm still standing. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
447 Great, right in the dog poo! 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
448 Funny, I thought that was just an expression. 1.3029 0.04087 208 159 35 14
449 The cooler head prevailed! 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
450 No wonder, you have the scarf. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
451 Pretty mean right hook for a southpole” 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
452 Well, this is doing nothing good for my separation anxiety. 1.3026 0.04337 195 151 29 15
453 Have you ever had an off-of-body experience? 1.3020 0.04169 202 155 33 14
454 I told you I wasn't built for this. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
455 I thought you told me to keep my head down?? 1.3018 0.04733 169 132 23 14
456 Uh oh. Here comes the dog with a full bladder. 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
457 I’m sorry I called you twig arms. 1.3017 0.04329 179 136 32 11
458 If you had worn a scarf like I told you to, that wouldn't have happened! 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
459 Hey! I thought we said no carrot shots. 1.3014 0.03886 219 166 40 13
460 I agree. You are ahead in this fight! 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
461 OK, Frostey two out of three. 1.3010 0.04256 196 151 31 14
462 You were right about the scarf. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
463 Lesson One: A snowman cannot float like a butterfly. 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
464 I meant snowflake as a good thing. 1.3005 0.04331 183 140 31 12
465 I saw it coming and just froze 1.3005 0.04261 183 139 33 11
466 Wait! I lost my head! 1.3005 0.04151 203 156 33 14
467 Excuse me while I have some separation anxiety. 1.3005 0.03846 203 151 43 9
468 Oh great, and here comes the dog. 1.3005 0.03902 213 161 40 12
469 I think we’re in different weight classes now 1.3000 0.03822 210 157 43 10
470 Round 2 has to wait until Jimmy and Stevie put my head back on. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
471 All you had to say was that you wanted to borrow the hat. 1.2995 0.03917 207 156 40 11
472 Sorry, thought you were cool enough not to lose your head. 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
473 A scarf might have made the difference. 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
474 Wear a scarf, Mom said, but no! 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
475 Is this your idea of a headstart? 1.2990 0.04192 204 158 31 15
476 For a brief moment,before the darkness settled around him,Timmy understood why Mother always nagged him to bring a scarf. 1.2985 0.04055 201 153 36 12
477 THIS IS SNOWPLACE TO LOSE YOUR HEAD! 1.2984 0.04199 191 146 33 12
478 Technically,this isn’t a knockout because I’m still standing. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
479 I’m in no condition to fight. I got plowed last night. 1.2981 0.04076 208 160 34 14
480 I need a facelift. 1.2979 0.04108 188 142 36 10
481 That was a cheap shot buddy. Just you wait until next winter! 1.2977 0.03927 215 164 38 13
482 Other than that, how was my form? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
483 Everyone has a plan until they get hit, right? 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
484 I think we should go back to pickleball. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
485 Whoa! Never saw that coming! 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
486 Why can’t we celebrate Boxing Day like normal people? 1.2965 0.04378 199 157 25 17
487 I take it back. You're no snow flake! 1.2963 0.04189 162 120 36 6
488 Geeze Louise, okay you can have the hat. 1.2963 0.04157 189 144 34 11
489 Wow! I'm seeing stars. 1.2957 0.04061 186 140 37 9
490 Five-second rule? 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
491 Maybe we should allow hitting below the belt 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
492 Oh I see why you wear a scarf. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
493 I am pretty sure the idea was that you don't actually hit me. 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
494 That's for impersonating Parson Brown! 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
495 It's times like these that I wish I could duck 1.2947 0.04070 190 144 36 10
496 Hey guys? Look up. I think I've discovered where we come from." 1.2938 0.03944 194 146 39 9
497 Really? That's your best shot? 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
498 Well, I didn't see that coming. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
499 Wait a minute; I gotta get my head on straight. 1.2934 0.04676 167 131 23 13
500 Never saw that coming. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
501 OK, so you're ahead. 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
502 We were only sparring. I didn’t expect you to lose your head. 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
503 Snow Mas! Snow Mas! 1.2926 0.04554 188 150 21 17
504 A cheap shot just to get a head. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
505 Never hit a guy in the carrot. 1.2923 0.04124 195 150 33 12
506 Ohhh! My bad! 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
507 Well, I was caught cold on that one. 1.2919 0.03842 185 137 42 6
508 Saying you're "Sorry" just doesn't cut it. 1.2919 0.04047 209 162 33 14
509 You aren't getting your hat back. 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
510 'Jolly, happy soul' my ass. 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
511 You sir, are no gentleman 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
512 It’s almost too funny to caption. The image speaks for itself. 😂😂 “It seemed like an even match until Ralph lost his head.” 1.2899 0.04239 207 164 26 17
513 Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
514 You win,the scarf makes much more sense. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
515 I wasn't ready. 1.2895 0.04257 190 148 29 13
516 Adrian, forgive me, I lost my head. 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
517 You’ll be fine, just rub some snow on it 1.2892 0.03990 204 157 35 12
518 And so ends another December 26th in Canada 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
519 Hey! Where'd you go? 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
520 Knock-off" doesn't count as a "Knock-out! 1.2888 0.04435 187 148 24 15
521 this is a test caption 1.2888 0.04499 187 149 22 16
522 Seriously, is that all you've got? 1.2887 0.04129 194 150 32 12
523 Snow problem. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
524 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
525 I taste carrot. 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
526 I can see my birth cloud from here. 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
527 I guess I should be thankful you didn't break my carrot. 1.2881 0.04175 177 135 33 9
528 Next time, I get to say 'Go.' 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
529 I liked you better when you were a drifter. 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
530 Told you I could roll with the punches. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
531 That was above the belt. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
532 Okay, best two out of three. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
533 Like Mike Tyson said, ‘Everybody’s got a plan til they get punched in the face.’ 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
534 A bomb...unable. 1.2873 0.04537 181 144 22 15
535 I always lose my head in confrontations 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
536 I’ll fight you with one head behind my back 1.2872 0.04148 188 145 32 11
537 Before climate change, you could last 12 rounds. 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
538 Next round I get the scarf and you get the hat, and we'll see whose head stays on. 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
539 You wanna take this inside? 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
540 I hate warming up. 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
541 You seriously thought I would duck ? 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
542 You're gonna want to get some ice on that. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
543 Sorry I lost your head, 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
544 Wow! I never even saw that coming! 1.2865 0.04087 192 148 33 11
545 I thought I would see stars but all I see is an empty sky. 1.2865 0.04153 192 149 31 12
546 Hey, that cloud looks like Dad. 1.2863 0.03808 227 176 37 14
547 Little help here. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
548 Wow. That round kick DEFINITELY came out of nowhere. 1.2857 0.04328 189 149 26 14
549 The new Melterweight Champion is... 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
550 My hat, you idiot! My hat! Not my head. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
551 Hold on a minute. Let me get my head back in the game! 1.2857 0.04196 189 147 30 12
552 Don't worry. I'm not going to have a meltdown over this. 1.2849 0.04284 179 139 29 11
553 I think we represent his resentment of being forced to play outside. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
554 ¡Snow mas! 1.2849 0.04480 172 135 25 12
555 I can’t feel my body! 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
556 For a guy with sticks for arms you sure do punch hard. 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
557 Oh no. Is that dog coming over here? 1.2843 0.04155 204 161 28 15
558 Alright, now let's see you work the body. 1.2842 0.04041 190 146 34 10
559 You know, in the end we both lose. 1.2841 0.03939 176 132 38 6
560 You can't even look me in the eye! 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
561 Guess I'll be heading off now! 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
562 Ugh! Right in the carrot! 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
563 Well, this is a problem. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
564 I said "hat's off to you". 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
565 Cold-cocked again. 1.2834 0.04289 187 147 27 13
566 Alright then. You can wear the cap. 1.2833 0.04476 180 143 23 14
567 We're honestly just not constructed for the bob and weave 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
568 Ok, we'll work on body punches next. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
569 I told you to throw you hat in the ring. Not you head. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
570 I'm not sure if this is what Boxing Day is about.. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
571 I won't lie, that one stung a little. 1.2830 0.04040 212 167 30 15
572 Okay, I'm warmed up now. 1.2829 0.03711 205 155 42 8
573 I guess I shouldn’t have rolled with the punch” 1.2827 0.04223 191 150 28 13
574 Hey, I could see our old house from here. 1.2825 0.04457 177 140 24 13
575 I almost see what you did there. 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
576 I guess I won’t be back again someday… 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
577 The sun was in my eyes." 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
578 Head's down, you lose. 1.2824 0.04510 170 134 24 12
579 I knew I should have worn a scarf today. 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
580 Float like a snowflake, sting like a snowball. 1.2819 0.04335 188 149 25 14
581 That was Abominable, 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
582 A heads up would’ve been nice 1.2816 0.04043 174 132 35 7
583 It appears,yours was the cooler head that prevailed. 1.2811 0.04177 185 144 30 11
584 Where's my scarf? 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
585 Wow, I have a nice body." 1.2809 0.04575 178 143 20 15
586 They don’t make us like they used to. 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
587 I’m surprised how little that hurt me. 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
588 ‘I knew I should have worn a scarf’ 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
589 Well, this is still safer than your water polo challenge. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
590 A warm compress, you say? 1.2808 0.03857 203 156 37 10
591 Fine, I’m sorry I said your arms were sticks. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
592 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
593 I was already out and cold. 1.2804 0.03975 189 145 35 9
594 What? - Have you lost your mind? 1.2803 0.04768 157 125 20 12
595 But I never said ‘Let them eat cake.’ 1.2802 0.04633 182 148 17 17
596 On the bright side, I think I can now drop down to the featherweight division 1.2800 0.03957 200 155 34 11
597 Better to go out this way then to just melt away. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
598 Jack! You said you would just nip at my nose. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
599 All that boxing training! The only thing you got right is Keep your head down. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
600 Who you calling snowflake? 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
601 I couldn't see. There was a cinder in my eye. 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
602 Let’s start over. I wasn’t ready. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
603 Doesn't count, my body never hit the floor 1.2789 0.03886 190 145 37 8
604 oops, warmed up too much 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
605 It wasn’t below the belt… 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
606 I know this is off topic, but the sky is really lovely today. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
607 He's still no match for May weather. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
608 Cool heads prevail. Just you wait. 1.2787 0.03905 183 139 37 7
609 You're a hard hitter for a guy with stick arms. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
610 I'm gonna need some ice. 1.2784 0.04390 176 139 25 12
611 OK, you win. Keep the scarf and you can have the hat. 1.2784 0.04229 194 154 26 14
612 That was cold, Bob. 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
613 Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up. 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
614 I really don't think I should be considered "down." 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
615 You'll have keep going without me Frosty. My head's just not in the game anymore. 1.2778 0.04461 180 144 22 14
616 Is that all you got George? 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
617 Ok, you can wear my hat. 1.2775 0.04365 173 136 26 11
618 Ok, smart aleck, how do you propose to get your hat now? 1.2775 0.04441 173 137 24 12
619 Hey! I see sky. Where did you go? 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
620 Technically it's not a knockout if I'm still standing. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
621 That was just cold, man. Cold. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
622 As long as you don’t punch me in the snowballs. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
623 I told you to wear a scarf! 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
624 Didn't peg you for a southpaw. 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
625 I guess I need to focus more on my footwork. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
626 I can't believe I froze up 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
627 Okay, smart guy, let's see you get the hat now. 1.2768 0.04294 177 139 27 11
628 Sorry about that,I lost my head. 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
629 Sorry I lost my head 1.2763 0.04778 152 121 20 11
630 Okay, Okay, you can have your hat back. 1.2757 0.04090 185 144 31 10
631 Please tell me there’s no dogs around. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
632 You can't blame everything on global warming 1.2755 0.04314 196 158 22 16
633 No fair ... that was a snow blow. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
634 I can’t remember if that kid built us this way or you if you sucker punched me. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
635 Yeah, yeah, enjoy your time up there… they predicted an early spring 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
636 OK, so I'm not entirely sure you understand the concept of "sparring." 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
637 Not fair! No hitting above the belt. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
638 Just put some ice on it and you should be fine 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
639 You may think that you have the advantage now, but I can see just as well with my buttons. 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
640 Oh! You meant YOUR left. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
641 Cooler heads will prevail! 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
642 This is more embarrassing than the yellow snow incident. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
643 You lose your head every time we fight! 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
644 One down, two to go. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
645 You just changed my point of view. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
646 Well, I guess this calls for the Concussion Protocol. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
647 I told you, heads up! 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
648 Why didn't you wear your scarf? 1.2737 0.04024 179 138 33 8
649 ..guess cooler heads prevailed again? 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
650 I prefer hits below the belt. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
651 Check it out. A flock of geese are flying overhead. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
652 Concussion protocol! 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
653 I can’t believe you cold-cocked me!! 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
654 O.K. You Win. The next time I get the scarf and you get the hat. 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
655 I blame that on global warming, try to hit me again! 1.2732 0.04326 183 146 24 13
656 Technically, I still get 10 seconds. 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
657 I told you.... not in the face! 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
658 …I’m getting soft. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
659 Sorry,my head is not in this. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
660 Ok,sorry,I won’t mention your “bald spot” again! 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
661 Better than a total meltdown I guess.. 1.2723 0.04260 191 153 24 14
662 It's not a knock-out if I'm still standing. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
663 Nice jab! I just froze! 1.2722 0.03596 180 134 43 3
664 Clearly, the scarf worked to your advantage. 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
665 Talk about getting coldcocked... 1.2722 0.03822 169 127 38 4
666 It's not a knockout but I will concede you are a head on points 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
667 Does this mean I'm ahead? 1.2716 0.04718 162 131 18 13
668 So that’s what ‘thumpity thump thump’ was referring to. 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
669 Max surprised himself on the sheer effectiveness of the uppercut. 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
670 I just need to ice it. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
671 What knockout? I’m still standing! 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
672 Brain freeze!! 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
673 Come on, keep fighting! It's only a flesh wound! 1.2710 0.03917 155 116 36 3
674 Come on Harold, get your head in the game. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
675 I think I'm a head. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
676 These are my last words. I've been decaptionated. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
677 It's only a flake wound. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
678 At least I can go down a weight class now. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
679 On the plus side, it looks like the weather's clearing. 1.2705 0.04018 207 165 28 14
680 It may be the cold but I can't feel my hands. 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
681 Ah ha! I can roll with the punches! 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
682 I thought headshots weren't allowed, Frosty 1.2704 0.04609 159 127 21 11
683 No, no, it's not a knockout unless my whole body is down. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
684 At least I’ve got a head start on the spring thaw. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
685 My head just wasn't in it. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
686 All this over a hat? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
687 Well, my hat’s off to you. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
688 Didn’t we agree, no hitting above the scarf?” 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
689 I need to think more about my footwork. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
690 Have you lost your head or are you just having another meltdown? 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
691 Dammit,Carl! These are MITTENS! 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
692 Just a scratch 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
693 Oh my, the gutters are a mess! 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
694 Knock it off,will you? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
695 Tis but a scratch! 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
696 I guess there’s not a lot of magic in this old wool hat. 1.2690 0.04452 171 137 22 12
697 Dad always said - keep your cool, don't lose your head... 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
698 Best two of three? 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
699 Just because you couldn't knock my socks off? 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
700 That's it, now the gloves are commin' off! 1.2683 0.04585 164 132 20 12
701 I quit now that I’m ahead. 1.2683 0.04666 164 133 18 13
702 Don't expect me to take this lying down 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
703 I think I'm having a meltdown. 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
704 When Spring comes, we're all gonna forget about this. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
705 "I coulda been an igloo." 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
706 Could it be my footwork? 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
707 I'm still standing, so I think we're supposed to keep going. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
708 Hey, who you callin' yellow? 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
709 Remember the good old days before global warming, when we could keep our heads in the game through the end of winter? 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
710 Is that the best ya got? 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
711 Someone’s upset about not getting a hat. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
712 I knew warming up was a bad idea. 1.2670 0.03799 176 134 37 5
713 Technically, this is not a knockout. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
714 I'd like to see you try that again! 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
715 Your left hook is abominable. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
716 And that’s the day Frosty became a method actor. 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
717 You did that just to get my hat? You are an abominable snowman! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
718 Can you grab me an ice pack? 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
719 I'm contemplating the fact that we are essentially 99% water. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
720 Okay, now put my head back on and I'll teach you the uppercut. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
721 You’ve already knocked my socks off. Was this really necessary?! 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
722 Why don’t you quit while you’re ahead.” 1.2655 0.04334 177 142 23 12
723 My chin is up. Unfortunately my head is off! 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
724 That's fine. I still have two more rounds left in me. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
725 My wife is right, I have no spine. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
726 Uh man! Here comes the dog. 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
727 I need an ice pack. 1.2651 0.03932 166 127 34 5
728 I'm telling mom! 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
729 It's all fun and games until someone loses a head. 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
730 I still say you need a hat. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
731 Ice pack please! 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
732 Oh man right in the carrot! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
733 That, my dear, was a high blow.” 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
734 ”Another global warming tragedy. 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
735 There goes any mental edge I might have had. 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
736 No fair! The sun was in my coals. 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
737 I don't have a snowball's chance in hell in this fight 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
738 I said no head shots! 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
739 Luckily, I didn’t fall flat on my carrot. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
740 Is that your best shot? 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
741 Dodge and weave my ass. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
742 It's knock your socks off, not knock your block off.! 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
743 Down goes Freezer! Down goes Freezer! Down goes Freezer! 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
744 From down here, I’d say I’m still standing. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
745 Tails, I win. 1.2632 0.04643 152 122 20 10
746 You're right. I do have a big butt. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
747 So the scarf does help. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
748 It’s fine, I hit my deductible last month. 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
749 Come on, the sun is about to come out 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
750 We’ll be on even ground this spring. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
751 Warmer temperatures, rising sea levels, and now this! 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
752 I forgot my scarf. 1.2625 0.04649 160 130 18 12
753 That’s all you’ve got? 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
754 Who do you think you are, Marie Antoinette? 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
755 This is why I wanted to wait for a scarf. 1.2617 0.04893 149 122 15 12
756 Well, that snowballed quickly. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
757 I did not see that coming. 1.2611 0.03849 157 119 35 3
758 I still say your mother was dog park snow. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
759 At least I kept my hands up. 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
760 Oh fine, You know what the sun does to my face! 1.2609 0.03992 161 124 32 5
761 But I’m still standing 1.2609 0.04203 184 148 24 12
762 Hey! You know the rules--no hits above the belt! 1.2609 0.03992 161 124 32 5
763 That was cold blooded. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
764 I said no kicking. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
765 No nervous system, no problem. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
766 Tell mom I need some ice. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
767 Another month and it won't make any difference who's the winner. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
768 Touché? Just giving you a heads-up! 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
769 I'm gonna need an icepack. 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
770 I’m still standin’, Sugar! 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
771 You had coal in your glove?! 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
772 I just don't have it together today. 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
773 Who said, "Quit while you're a head" 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
774 Good job, Kid! Next lesson: footwork. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
775 As soon as we figure out who our mom is, I am definitely telling on you. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
776 I told him not to warm up before the fight 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
777 You didn't have your head screwed on right! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
778 No fair, I wasn't warmed up yet 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
779 That's OK, Phil. The championship bout is scheduled for May, which is problematic for both of us. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
780 On second thought, you can keep the scarf. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
781 Go ahead, smart guy! Try knocking me out cold now! 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
782 It's heads. You win. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
783 Does a knock-off count as a knock-down or a knock-out? 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
784 OK, Frostie, easy with the thumpety thump thump. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
785 Ha! It’s only an ice wound! 1.2585 0.03872 147 111 34 2
786 Told you that if you tried to fight me, heads would roll! 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
787 What is there to fight about? I feel like I'm seeing things from a whole new perspective. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
788 Start over. I froze up. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
789 We should have asked for mittens. 1.2582 0.04006 182 144 29 9
790 Uh-oh. Rabbits. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
791 No, in English there's a difference between "head off with you" and "off with your head!" 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
792 Listen Champ...You are still going to melt at the same rate as me! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
793 I warned you heads were gonna roll 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
794 Keep fighting, it's just a flesh wound 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
795 Whatever you do, DO NOT let them cremate me! 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
796 My head wasn't in it. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
797 I expected a melt down. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
798 I guess you took offense at my ‘snowball’s chance’ comment. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
799 Great— now I've got a carrot nose and a cauliflower ear. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
800 Well, you said I had only a snowball's chance. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
801 O.K., O.K. Have it your way. Best two of three. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
802 Well… Technically I’m not down for the count. 1.2570 0.03889 179 140 32 7
803 Wow! That’s unnerving, I didn’t even hit you yet! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
804 At least that was a clean head shot; the punch before was dirty . . . right in the snowballs." 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
805 Does melting count as a TKO? 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
806 I thought we agreed to not train in the off-season 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
807 I thought we were chill.. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
808 We said no hits below the belt or above the scarf for a reason. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
809 Well, that was cold. 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
810 You delivered the punch and now you want me to supply the punch line? 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
811 Is that all you got, snowflake? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
812 Try to keep your head in the game. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
813 It’s an expression Dave, not an instruction. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
814 And to think last round, Jack Frost was only barely nipping at my nose. 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
815 I keep losing my head over you. 1.2554 0.04114 184 148 25 11
816 Those scarves apparently do more than just keep your neck warm. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
817 I should have worn my scarf." 1.2552 0.04009 145 111 31 3
818 No big deal, it's almost spring anyway. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
819 I'm telling. 1.2552 0.04872 145 119 15 11
820 It’s not you it’s global warming. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
821 Before I melt, can we at least try to find meaning in a senseless act? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
822 Summer rematch? 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
823 Coach said keep your head down. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
824 Ok. How about two out of three? 1.2549 0.04777 153 126 15 12
825 I think my carrot is broken. 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
826 If you wanted the hat so badly, why didn't you just ask!? 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
827 I told you to chill, but you just had to go and lose your head 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
828 A hit, a very palpable hit! 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
829 You’re supposed to knock my socks off, dummy 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
830 I believe it’s a TKO since I am still standing. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
831 You just wait. Next year, I'll show you. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
832 Cmon! It’s only an ice wound 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
833 Just concede and save face. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
834 With global warming, these fights are just not what they used to be. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
835 Sorry, I don't have a head for this right now. 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
836 I guess I really DON'T know how a butterfly floats. 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
837 There goes our shot at the Winter Olympics. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
838 I said 'decaf' - not decap!'' 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
839 Something tells me to quit while I'm a head. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
840 Would you look at that cloud, it’s a dead ringer for Abe Vigoda. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
841 I think you gave me a black eye 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
842 Technically, I'm still on my feet. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
843 I never even got to smoke a corncob pipe.” 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
844 I only intended to throw my hat into the ring, but got a little carried away. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
845 I told you, a scarf is more important than a hat! 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
846 Well, that snowballed out of control... 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
847 I just said to duck! 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
848 I thought we said nothing above the scarf? 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
849 My insurance is definitely not covering this 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
850 Yeah, but guess who kept his hat on. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
851 I'm still standing, so technically, this cannot be called a knockdown. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
852 Actually, I take it back. From down here I can see that that's a very attractive scarf you're wearing and it looks very good on you. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
853 He's out cold. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
854 You didn't have to hit me. I would have given you the hat. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
855 I lost the fight, I lost my head, but I never lost my cool. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
856 Nice shot. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
857 It was the best of times,it was the worst of times… 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
858 I guess my only hope now is a political career. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
859 ‘Knocked your block off! 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
860 Next year dibs on the scarf. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
861 I’m sorry—I lost my head for a moment! 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
862 Oops, I just meant to take my hat off! 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
863 This feels more like home 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
864 I'm just rolling with the punches. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
865 It's just a hat. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
866 Just you wait for spring. 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
867 I'm still smarter than the majority of Congress. 1.2516 0.04808 155 129 13 13
868 So much for warming up, then! 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
869 You don't understand, Charlie, if I had the scarf, I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. 1.2516 0.04720 155 128 15 12
870 Is that considered a TKO? 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
871 Well,just don't stand there! 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
872 Next round my head will really be in the game. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
873 A little heads up would have been nice. 1.2514 0.04170 175 141 24 10
874 Ref! Check his gloves for heat packs! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
875 Lover, gimme head! 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
876 Well...guess I'll quit while I'm a head. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
877 Curling!...Even curling was a better idea than this. 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
878 It’s just a slush wound ! Had enough ?! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
879 Maybe we should stick to below the belt. 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
880 Okay, smart guy you won back your hat so come and get it. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
881 I coulda been a contundra. I coulda been snowbody. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
882 When I asked if you had anything for my headache , that was not what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
883 Is that all ya got?! 1.2500 0.04782 148 122 15 11
884 Clearly, a scarf is better than a hat. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
885 This is not what I meant when I said ice box. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
886 Ok, 2 more rounds but that’s all I got left. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
887 I'm gonna julienne your nose. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
888 Put that in your corncob pipe and smoke it. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
889 Guess that's what I get for bringing a hat to a scarf fight. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
890 Thumpety, thump thump, thumpety, thump thump Look at Frosty KO! 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
891 I've looked at clouds from both sides now 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
892 Match called because of beheading. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
893 Really? Just because I called you Snowflake?! 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
894 You told me to knock it off! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
895 You could've just nicely asked me for the hat! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
896 Not so fast. I still have nine seconds to get up! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
897 You should have just given me the hat. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
898 You know, that kid who posed us like this is one sick little fuck. Him and that stuffed tiger of his. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
899 You’ve lost your mind. 1.2482 0.04945 137 113 14 10
900 Simply add a scarf and it'll never show? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
901 Hey! I was just warming up! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
902 NOW repeat what you said about Frosty! 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
903 Hat vs. Scarf 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
904 You’re right… I should have worn a scarf. 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
905 It's not a TKO, my head may be on the ground but I'm still standing! 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
906 Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the carrot." Joaquin Benitez, Tampa, Florida 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
907 Why can't I feel my toes? 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
908 I thought you said you could take a punch! 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
909 C’mon! Get your head back in the game! 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
910 Yeah, sure, you beat me, but I still have the hat. Sucker! 1.2466 0.04617 146 119 18 9
911 Wasnt worth losing my head over this 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
912 Ready…set…hey! 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
913 C'mon, you didn't hit me that hard, I was melting already! 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
914 Can I borrow your scarf to get my head on right ? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
915 Oops! 1.2465 0.04708 142 116 17 9
916 I feel bad — but we’re both gonna melt in a couple of months anyway. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
917 Hey! We said BELOW the carrot! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
918 I thought you said you were going to kick my butt? 1.2465 0.04708 142 116 17 9
919 I just can't get my head in the game. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
920 I lost my head, but I’m okay now. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
921 is it over? 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
922 I didn't expect our disagreement to snowball like that. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
923 I thought we agreed to keep away from the face. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
924 That wasn't cool. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
925 Round one to climate change. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
926 I got thumpety thump thumped. 1.2459 0.05373 122 102 10 10
927 Knocked out ice cold 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
928 Turns out we were doing Boxing Day wrong all these years. 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
929 Hey,you said "knock it off." 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
930 This is nothing. I'm alway out cold. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
931 Just a flesh wound? We’re made of snow! 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
932 Yeah, but we're going to have to overcome greater obstacles in order to qualify for a summer Olympics sport. 1.2449 0.04787 147 122 14 11
933 I thought we agreed, only body punches! 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
934 Ok fine, the scarf DOES help. 1.2448 0.04678 143 117 17 9
935 When you said, "Left hook," I thought you meant where you hang your scarf. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
936 Maybe we should just stick to Tai Chi. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
937 Well, I guess it's time for me to head back. 1.2446 0.04772 139 114 16 9
938 The fact that it's Boxing Day is no excuse. 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
939 Dude. It’s not a snowball fight! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
940 Let's call it a draw. 1.2443 0.04068 131 101 28 2
941 I just didn't have my head on straight. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
942 Hypocrite! Call me a snowflake again, I dare you! #mynewyorkercaption 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
943 Now you put your guard up? 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
944 Is that all you've got? I've had worse brain freeze from ice cream! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
945 Seriously? I didn’t even touch you 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
946 You could have just asked me to return your hat. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
947 Sorry, I didn't mean to lose my head. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
948 You could have just asked to borrow my hat. But no. We have to go through this! 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
949 I guess I was a little hot under the collar. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
950 It's called a knock-out, not a knock off. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
951 Nice footwork. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
952 Fancy footwork! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
953 Not fair. You have longer branches than I do. 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
954 When you asked me to be your sparring partner, you said to just roll with the punches, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
955 But you said I should roll with the punches. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
956 You call that an Icebreaker? 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
957 Nobody told me about your fancy footwork. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
958 Sorry, it was an accident. Don't have a meltdown. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
959 This is silly. Our differences will all just fade away come spring, anyway... 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
960 This is why I hate fighting w you, you lose your head every time. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
961 I’ll bet you can’t do that again! 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
962 This is where having a scarf comes in handy. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
963 May the frost be with you. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
964 Beloved Frosty inexplicably accepts challenge to fight Snowy: Now faces first degree murder charge. 1.2426 0.04839 136 112 15 9
965 Chill out, will you! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
966 Is it time to take the gloves off? 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
967 Go figure,he’s out cold 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
968 Why am I seeing things differently now? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
969 I think this is called a split decision. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
970 Well I guess I'm ahead 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
971 Don't worry. I am still qualified to run for president. 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
972 I'm fine, it happens every time I get hit in the snow-balls 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
973 Like I said…I'm Ahead. 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
974 Maybe we should try MMA? 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
975 …AND my nose is itchy. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
976 Geez, kid, you hit like a snowplow! 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
977 I told you heads would roll if we started fighting" 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
978 That was quite a flurry of punches! 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
979 I'd say that is a technical KO 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
980 Oof, looks like I could used a scarf. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
981 When mom said “knock it off” she didn’t mean quite literally. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
982 A heads up would have been nice. I wasn’t ready 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
983 I thought we were only pretending 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
984 Wait 'til next year. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
985 I’m just glad my father turned to runoff so he didn’t have to see this. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
986 I was just trying to help you get out of your own head. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
987 Do you ever wonder where we go when we melt? 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
988 I guess I warmed up for too long 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
989 Did I win? 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
990 When I called you yellow, I didn't mean afraid. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
991 That is not a heads up 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
992 Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee! 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
993 Looks like I’m ahead. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
994 Lend me your scarf. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
995 In all honesty I did not quite understand what you meant when you asked, “Carrot or the stick?” 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
996 Oopsie daisy. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
997 I'm worried that they'll call this a pre-existing condition. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
998 I said "Knock my socks OFF" 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
999 Revenge is best served cold. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1000 Round two when the kid puts me back on? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1001 I see what you mean. 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1002 You were supposed to duck! 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1003 Duck and weave," Coach said. "I'm a snowman," I said 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1004 If it ever snows again, I want a rematch. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1005 Just let me melt. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1006 Got any ice? 1.2394 0.04680 142 117 16 9
1007 I thought 'knock your block off' was a figure of speech. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1008 My head is off, but I still win on points 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
1009 Please tell me I still have black eyes. 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1010 Cheap shot, Al!” 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1011 Mother warned me not to lose my head over you. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1012 Now what? 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1013 Bless you 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1014 Sorry. Lost my head there for a second. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1015 Whoops, sorry! I didn't mean it literally ... 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1016 I would like to announce my retirement from boxing. 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1017 Please! Snow more! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1018 My kids are picking me up after practice. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1019 Your footwork could use some attention. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
1020 I tried to tell you— this is what happens when you don’t wear your scarf. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
1021 I think I’m gonna need an ice pack. 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1022 When I said “knock it off” I didn’t mean it literally. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1023 We didn't think this through. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1024 See? There are no butterflies to float like. There are no bees to sting like. It's winter. All is death. Also, this is what happens when they forget my scarf. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1025 I said I wanted a head shot,not a shot to the head!! 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
1026 It's the same thing every Boxing Day. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1027 You're definitely boxing under your weight now. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1028 Mom’s gonna be mad. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1029 Well maybe we both lost our cool. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
1030 Have you lost your mind 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
1031 My head fell off, let’s try again. 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
1032 Yes, but it's only a technical knockout. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1033 C’mon. No hitting above the belt. 1.2372 0.04466 156 129 17 10
1034 So, how’s your head? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1035 Oh, really, a jolly, happy soul? 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1036 AI-prompt: Make a drawing of two snowmen doing sports, one is a head taller than the other 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1037 Sorry, I knocked your block off.” 1.2368 0.04451 152 125 18 9
1038 Go easy on me, I'm already seeing stars... 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
1039 Heads up! No down! 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1040 Is that Taylor Swift’s plane? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1041 Next up, bowling. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1042 This is why I suggested thumb wrestling. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1043 Fighting during a spring thaw has always had inherent risks. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1044 A Meltdown is the only way I will concede. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1045 Now I'm as thoughtless as you! 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1046 Right, we’ll call it a draw. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1047 I do have to confess that my neck hasn’t felt this good in years! 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1048 What happened to my scarf??!!?? 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
1049 Hey! the sun's coming out! 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
1050 I thought this was just a warm up 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1051 Could be worse, last year I had to be that schmuck Parson Brown! 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1052 Oh, that's just great Hal! ...Little Timmy's gonna' be emotionally scarred for life the next time he gives this snow globe a shake! 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1053 Frosty had a good left jab, but unfortunately also an ‘ice neck’. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1054 That was just cold. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1055 Way to get a head. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
1056 I expected the black eyes but this? 1.2357 0.04347 157 129 19 9
1057 Maybe we need to rethink this. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1058 So I had a melt down 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1059 Didn’t even knock my hat off. Lightweight. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1060 HEADS WILL ROLL 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1061 Well, sure: YOUR head's tied on with a scarf! 1.2353 0.04521 153 127 16 10
1062 I’ve never seen a butterfly or a bee… 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
1063 A knockoff is not a knock out 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
1064 I thought we said kid gloves. 1.2349 0.03613 149 115 33 1
1065 Please don't let any dogs near me. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1066 We said not the face! 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1067 At least you didn't break my nose. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1068 I thought you were right-handed. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
1069 By "Knock it off" I meant quit making fun of me. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
1070 Don't feel too bad. We'll all look the same in the spring. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
1071 That's strange, I can still see, hear and smell. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
1072 Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! 1.2344 0.05141 128 108 10 10
1073 I may be out, but not down. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1074 I'm floored, Jeffrey. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1075 Hatless snowman beats headless snowman. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1076 And that was with one stick tied behind my back 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
1077 That's cold, bro, cold. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1078 Okay, I'll give you round one. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1079 The rules say no hitting above the belt. 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
1080 Oops, didn’t mean to lose my head. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1081 I thought we agreed to no hitting above the second ball? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1082 Wow ... I didn't even know you had a left hand. Or a right one, for that matter. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1083 I can't believe you meant that literally! 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
1084 I guess plan b is just wait until spring. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1085 Really? You already have the scarf, you want the hat too? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1086 I never saw that kick coming 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
1087 You're much stronger than you look. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1088 I’m still standing, ain’t I? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1089 This time Calvin went too far. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1090 I wish I could’ve ducked! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1091 Unlike Hockey, a Face Off does not stop the action 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1092 I still think wearing a scarf without a hat is for show-offs. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
1093 At least I’ll have a great view of the stars tonight. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1094 The Chilla in Manila 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1095 Put it back on before the thaw. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1096 I thought we were just posing. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1097 so that's what scarfs are for. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1098 You were right, I was wrong, Frosty. A scarf does protect the head better than a hat. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1099 no, you only scored a knockoff 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1100 I shoulda seen where this was headed. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1101 No one said this would be a head to head competition! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1102 Look, you knocked my block off. You want blood from a stone? 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1103 Well, that didn’t go as planned” 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1104 Looks like rain. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1105 Hell is other snowmen 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1106 Touche is fencing, not boxing. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1107 If you didn't like the hat, you should have said so. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1108 Technical knockout? No,Technical knockoff. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1109 Again, if you want to borrow the hat, just ask. 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
1110 I thought you were speaking figuratively. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1111 'I can see now why you don't warm up first." 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1112 Next time I get the longer sticks. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1113 C'mon! Get your head in the game! 1.2319 0.04746 138 115 14 9
1114 Cooler heads prevail 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1115 Bobbed when he shoulda weaved. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
1116 A mere flesh wound. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
1117 We agreed to stay below the scarf. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1118 So that's what cold-cocked means." 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1119 Rule #1: Hit below the carrot. 1.2317 0.03524 164 128 34 2
1120 Weird. All I see are snow angels. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1121 How's that for a 'thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump'? 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
1122 Mom! Frostie punched me again! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1123 I could use a "head's up"! 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1124 Don't worry, you'll be back again next year. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1125 Told you not to hit me in the carrot! 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1126 Don’t worry, I’ll put some ice on it. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1127 Put me back on before the kids come back. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1128 Not today. I have a concussion. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1129 Tails I win, heads you lose! 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1130 No worries, I'm good at rollin' with the punches! 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1131 I told you it was too warm out to wear a hat! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1132 KEEPING a cool head is easier said than done! 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1133 Best of 3? 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1134 I knew I should have put on my scarf 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1135 I think I warmed up too much for this fight. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1136 Man, that left hook is cold! 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1137 Look! I can still talk!! 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1138 I need to work on my footwork, but first I’ll need some feet. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1139 I guess I didn't move quick enough. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1140 why do you always go into everything head first? 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
1141 Not what I had in mind for a snowball fight. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1142 Personally,I think the scarf around your neck gave you an unfair advantage. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1143 Wow. I thought two black eyes were bad. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1144 It doesn't count if it falls off on its own! 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1145 That's it, I'm going back to snowball fights. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1146 Good stick. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1147 Why quit when I'm ahead! 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1148 We both melt in the end, champ. Guess the real winner is Spring." 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1149 Not so damn cute now, are we? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1150 Just a flesh wound. I've had worse. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1151 Probably shouldn't have rolled with that punch. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1152 Maybe if I knew what a ‘butterfly’ and a ‘bee’ even were. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1153 All I said was " Are my mittens dry yet? " 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1154 Rollin' with the punches... 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1155 See, I told you the scarf was an unfair advantage. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
1156 I'm just realizing I didn't think about what happens next. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1157 You're a real Mike Ice-on! 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1158 All brawn no brains 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1159 I didn’t ask to be rolled into this family. 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
1160 That's not what they mean when they advise you to keep your head down. 1.2288 0.03767 153 121 29 3
1161 Happy Boxing Day. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
1162 Well I guess that settles it. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1163 I'll know when I'm licked. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1164 Twas a cruel winter, indeed. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1165 It’s just a flesh wound. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1166 No more Mr. Ice guy 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1167 I warned you that I would knock your block off! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1168 It’s given me a whole new perspective on violence in America. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1169 You can rebuild between rounds 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1170 Ok, take the hat. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
1171 What part of shadow boxing did you miss? 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
1172 Let's do this another time when cooler heads prevail. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1173 Come on Frosty! You've got to get your head back in the game! 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
1174 Are you not impressed by my head feint? 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1175 What! Just a flesh wound. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1176 Go ahead and keep the scarf 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1177 The sun’ll come out tomorrow. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1178 Ha, ha…now you’ll never get the hat. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1179 🎵I'd by now have world acclaim Known for keeping my head in the game If I only had a scaaarf 🎵 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1180 I hate it when they give us boxing gloves 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
1181 I’m giving you the cold shoulder for the rest of the day! 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
1182 'Body-blows only?? What a STUPID rule!' he says... 1.2270 0.03816 141 111 28 2
1183 I didn’t mean it, I swear. My meltdown got the best of me. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1184 I guess I should’ve gone with the scarf. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1185 I lost my head! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1186 That’s not what I meant when I said use your head. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1187 So, Whatta we do now? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1188 keep your head in the game! 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1189 Okay...now THAT hurt. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1190 You may have beat me this time, but soon a small child will come and put me back together. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1191 I knew I could get a head with a hat 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1192 At least now I can go down a weight class. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1193 I guess I just wasn’t built for this. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1194 Now give me the hat! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1195 I never expected a southpaw this far north. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1196 My confidence has melted. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1197 And a hook to the head...OOPS! 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1198 I wasn't expecting that hook to the thaw. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1199 From down here all this violence seems crazy. 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
1200 Can we go back to yoga? 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
1201 No fair, I was just warming up! 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1202 ‘Sometimes I just wonder how many winters we have left, John’ 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1203 Oh yeah? Say that to my face. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
1204 I'm ahead. 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
1205 Now work the body. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
1206 You obviously have a height advantage 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1207 It’s not really a K.O. until I’m no longer standing. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1208 Now I get to wear the hot ski cap and you have to wear the granny scarf. 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
1209 Should have quit when I was ahead. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1210 Well that went south quickly 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1211 No fair! Your scarf freezes your head in place! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1212 Lately, I don't know where my head is at. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1213 Larry’s first thought was to run. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1214 Was that a punch or just me melting? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1215 I hope you melt in hell. 1.2250 0.05221 120 102 9 9
1216 Why not quit while you're a head? 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1217 Come on snowflake I can keep going! 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1218 Float like an ice cube sting like a brain freeze. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1219 The 2024 Election 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1220 Neither of us can pick up my head. Now what? 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1221 Well...I guess this is over then! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1222 I'm still standing 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1223 ...and that cloud looks like an elephant... 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1224 Your nose is still perfect. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1225 I had a plan until I got punched in the face. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1226 There’s always next year 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1227 Where are you? 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
1228 I like to watch so let's just keep going. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1229 Don't get any ideas, I'm technically below the belt right now. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1230 So, now you've got more to lose than I have." 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1231 You see? This is why I suggested backgammon. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1232 Tell me again why you think this is going to make a funnier Christmas card than last year's. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1233 You've go to learn not to lose your head! 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1234 Caught me cold. 1.2240 0.04934 125 105 12 8
1235 I thought snowmen were supposed to be jolly. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1236 Just you wait until the sun comes out. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1237 The cloud formations look amazing 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1238 No fair. You got a head start! 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1239 Criminy sakes! I only asked if you were a snowman or a snowwoman! 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1240 We usually bump mittens first. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1241 Do you believe me now that the scarf is not just cosmetic? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1242 I like to roll with the punches 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1243 Chill, bro. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1244 Give me a heads up! 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1245 I meant 'knock your head off' figuratively. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1246 The real reason why snowmen always wear a scarf. 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
1247 Well, it certainly provides a new perspective. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1248 You're a head above the competition. 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
1249 It’s not a knockout if my head just falls off. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1250 Dammit! We agreed to warm up first. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
1251 Might I suggest familiarizing yourself with Queensbury — which clearly states that a handshake is the customary preamble to delivering the first blow. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1252 Oh, now I see it. It does look like a bunny. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1253 Next time, you get the hat and I get the scarf. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1254 Whoa! One lick and I'm a double-scoop. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1255 Maybe boxing is a way to get ahead. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1256 I’ll never understand why people love Boxing Day. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1257 Well, they told me I was not allowed to hit you below the belt. 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1258 My bad! I was told you had a good head on your shoulders. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1259 Next time, wait for the bell. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1260 It'll be fine. I'll ice it. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1261 Okay, you can keep the scarf. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1262 Mark my words, I’ll be back again someday! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1263 This climate change thing has really slowed down my bob and weave. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1264 I think I’m OK, but everything smells of carrots. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1265 Don't worry, it's not like I'm rain damaged. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1266 Damn that’s cold 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1267 Give up? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1268 It’s knockout not off 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1269 I thought you threatend to knock my socks off. 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1270 Good punch, now stick my head on again. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1271 I can’t feel my feet. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1272 I guess I just lost my head. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1273 Your reach is quite deceiving! 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1274 I told that kid it wasn’t on right 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1275 Don' blame me - I told you your head wasn't screwed on right. 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1276 So...that's one-nothing Scarves? 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
1277 Guess we weren’t really thinking that far a head 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1278 Ok frosty, no more warming up 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1279 So much for that magic in that old silk hat 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1280 You can’t start the count until the rest of the body is down! 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1281 "What do you mean,' I should have ducked' ?" 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1282 Every snowflake may be unique, but your left hook is remarkably consistent. 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
1283 I’m cute but, you’re a knockout. 1.2214 0.04881 131 111 11 9
1284 Lucky shot! Come on, let's see what ya got? 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1285 OK you win. But we're both in a heap of trouble, according to the experts. 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1286 Please put my head back on before the squirrels eat my nose. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1287 Don't flatter yourself...it's global warming 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1288 What do you mean you're still in? 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1289 Let's not lose our head over this ! 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1290 What's a butterfly, and what's a bee? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1291 Ok. You can be called ‘Frosty’. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1292 That went pear-shaped fast. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1293 You are very strong headed 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1294 No, it’s one,two, three…THEN go! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1295 Can we do this later Pete, I'm feeling a little lightheaded. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
1296 No no no, you misheard me! I said you had SNOWballs! 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
1297 It had been a long time since Martha gave head. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1298 You picked heads? 1.2205 0.04732 127 106 14 7
1299 Dagnabbit! Haven't you read the rules? "No hitting above the neck 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1300 First the carrot nose, now the cauliflower ear. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1301 At least you're ahead in the standings. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1302 Ok, best of three. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1303 Is this why you wear that stupid scarf? 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1304 It seems all of my backup plans are predicated on my head still being attached. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1305 Looks like I won't be needing the hat, either. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1306 Guess it wasn’t attached after all. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1307 I really need to improve my footwork 1.2202 0.04173 168 141 17 10
1308 Great, what do we do now? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1309 Oh, fuck! 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1310 Oh, you meant that literally. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1311 I didn't hear no jingle bell. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1312 I said, 'chip off, not knock off'. 1.2202 0.05430 109 93 8 8
1313 I told you to wear your scarf, and not that stupid hat. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1314 What’s next my socks? 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1315 I never knew snow was this cold! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1316 Okay, I think we’ve done enough for now with the left hook. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1317 I'm so cold! I can't feel my feet." "Neither can I." 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1318 Just keep it on ice 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1319 I thought we were just going to warm up! 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1320 The perspective from this angle, is far more pleasant! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1321 Don't worry, it's not so bad. At least my hat stayed on. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1322 Remember when we were rain? 1.2192 0.04506 146 123 14 9
1323 Eddy, we agreed no head shots. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1324 I think I won. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1325 OK, I give! Your mom isn't made of yellow snow. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1326 How about a little more carrot and a lot less stick. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1327 I’m guessing you’re down for the count. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1328 I'm beside myself with embarrassment! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1329 If I didn’t have coal for eyes, I would have seen that coming! 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1330 Oh my God the Sun 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1331 Next time let’s just thumb wrestle… 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1332 In all honesty, I’m perfectly OK with hitting below the belt. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1333 I still say your butt looks like a sno cone. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1334 How could I have "startled you" ? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1335 You know, I may have warmed up a bit too much for a good match 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1336 I hope you're seeing a therapist for your attachment issues. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1337 We really didn’t think this through. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1338 You're stronger than you look. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1339 Now how am I going to get that hat? 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1340 You’re never gonna put those dukes down, are you? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1341 It was a lot cooler when ‘Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots’ did it on TV. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1342 Looks like I’ll have to move to swelterweight. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1343 I thought we agreed to only hit below the belt. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1344 If you want notoriety, just bite off my carrot next time. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1345 Double or nothing? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1346 This is why you wear a scarf 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1347 You only counted to two! 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1348 Is smelling carrots a sign of a concussion? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1349 I am literally a standing eight count. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1350 Shaq was right — with IcyHot you don’t feel a thing. 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
1351 We may disagree but there’s no reason to lose your head over this. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1352 You knocked me out cold. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1353 I’m now a head on the scorecard. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1354 What don’t you get about “pose?” 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1355 Why Calvin finds this amusing is beyond me! 1.2177 0.04581 147 125 12 10
1356 …7,8,9…HE’SOUT COLD! HE’S OUT COLD! HE’S OUT COLD!!! 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1357 Adrian!!! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1358 So let’s practice body shots. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1359 I think climate change won this round. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1360 I didn’t do it! That was climate change!! 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1361 I thought it was just a figure of speech! 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1362 At least we settled this like adults rather than having a meltdown. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1363 I didn't know you were a snowflake 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1364 Don't lose your head. It's not that big a deal. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1365 I melt in the face of competition. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1366 The shame is not in losing. It's in falling yet again for "Hey, your shoe is untied!" 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1367 Just work the body until someone comes along. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1368 Best two outta’ three. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1369 My doctor says my Seasonal Affective Disorder makes me more aggressive. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1370 Calvin and Hobbes did it again! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1371 Ok. We'll call this one a draw. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1372 So much for keeping a cool head 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1373 Okay,no hitting below the carrot. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1374 I feel like I’ve been here before. 1.2164 0.04661 134 113 13 8
1375 I told you we should warm up first 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1376 Uh-oh 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1377 The hat is cashmere. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1378 Dying like this is better than slowly melting. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1379 I was out cold before we started, Larry. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
1380 Oh for heaven's sake. You don't have to lose your head. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
1381 Alright, I’m sorry I called you a liberal snowflake. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1382 No head start! 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1383 Worst cold headache ever 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1384 '.......and tails you lose....' 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1385 I'm not dead yet. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1386 This isn’t over! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1387 How soon is Timmy coming back? 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1388 I told you sledding would have been safer. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
1389 At least I still have my hat. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1390 Give up! I'm way ahead of you. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
1391 ...and just like that, Frosty's dreams of becoming the "rockem-sockem-snowman" spokesmodel were dashed. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1392 He's fixated on our head. Right jab, NOW! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1393 You really know how to push my buttons 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1394 Try as I might I still always lose my head when I’m fighting mad. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1395 Thanks for making me feel like a no-body 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1396 You were not kidding when you said you felt light-headed. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1397 I guess I need to work on my head fake. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1398 Time out! I'm having a meltdown! 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1399 Head injuries in this sport have just gotten out of control. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1400 Touche 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1401 Oh dear! I really did knock his block off. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1402 Well you said to knock it off. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1403 Still think I'm headstrong? 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1404 When it gets warmer this will all be a memory! 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1405 You're right. I lost my head. 1.2143 0.04861 126 107 11 8
1406 You've gotta get your head in the game, bro! 1.2143 0.03764 140 112 26 2
1407 You look taller than I remember. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1408 This one doesn't count... You caught me cold 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1409 Rock em sock em snowmen ⛄️ 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1410 Ok, I tried 'duck' so when do I weave? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1411 Every time we spar, I get so light headed. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1412 No fair! I was cold-cocked. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1413 Dude, I didn't even swing yet. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1414 Fly like a butterfly, sting like— ” , “…Climate change. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1415 Traumatic brain injury is a real problem in this sport. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1416 You know, the view’s pretty good from down here. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1417 Hats off to the winner 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1418 It was just a light flurry 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1419 I think you win… 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1420 Please give me a heads up next time you want to box. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1421 Didn't your mother tell you to always wear a scarf ? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1422 Mind blown. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1423 You know, we could have let spring settle this. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1424 I hate that Calvin kid. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1425 “Nah, it’s nothing compared to my chronic brain freeze.” 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1426 Looks like another split decision." 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
1427 I did tell you that the scarf was more than just a fashion statement 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1428 Your turn. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1429 I prefer kick boxing. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1430 You won! And now, somehow this seems better than just standing and gradually melting away. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1431 Well done, but your next fight's in August. 1.2130 0.05271 108 92 9 7
1432 I said when the bell rings. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1433 Ahh, thanks. No more headache. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1434 Do you really think people can't tell that this is staged? 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
1435 Please don’t tell mom. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1436 I've killed the head, but it will be a race to see whose body dies first in the Spring! 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
1437 I'm afraid this is end, Champ. I can only see a bright light up ahead. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1438 I said I was going to knock your head off as a manner of speech 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
1439 See? This is why I said ‘Not in the face’ 1.2126 0.04825 127 108 11 8
1440 So that's what it's like to be cold cocked. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1441 Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1442 You wouldn't have been able to do that before global warming. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1443 You said Rock ‘em Sock ‘em would be FUN! 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1444 OK. I guess your scarf isn't any stupider than my hat." 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
1445 I’m not putting ice on it. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1446 Who has more Balls now, Jeremy! 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1447 It's still a lose/lose as soon as it warms up. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1448 I didn’t expect to be this out of shape 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1449 Round two has to wait until Timmy gets home from school to put me back together. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1450 I guess it's a TKO 'cause I'm still standing. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1451 My hat’s off to you! 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1452 Float like a snowflake, sting like a global warming. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1453 Work on your footwork. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1454 I just need you to call out where you are and you’re toast, buddy. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1455 I didn't know what you meant by butterfly or bee. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1456 Mom was right. Scarves over toques. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1457 Ow, that hurt! I can taste carrot juice 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1458 I’m too warmed up. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1459 Good luck landing any more blows to my head. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1460 Bet ya can't do that again! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1461 The “head to head” match didn’t go as well as Frank planned… 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1462 Didn't the rules say that you've lost when you lose your head? Yeah, well that's a no-brainer! 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1463 Really hoping for an early spring. Like before the referee counts to ten. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1464 I need to maintain a cool head for this. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1465 What did you think would happen? 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
1466 You never got me down Ray. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1467 There's a cloud that looks like you. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1468 Happy jolly soul my ass. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1469 Not in the face! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1470 How did you get that close? You don't even have feet! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1471 Geez, it's just a game! No need to lose my head. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1472 I told you your hat would stay on 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1473 I always wanted to be a middleweight. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1474 You want another piece of me? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1475 Of course it's fair; I got 'heads' in the coin toss! 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1476 I know I am not suppose to lose my head in a fight, but look out cuz now I'm really mad! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1477 KO? Is he down or is it just a knock off? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1478 I think you just knocked me down to the lightweight division. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1479 Unfair advantage. My head wasn't screwed on straight. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1480 i swear, one punch! he was out cold! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1481 tis but a scratch.. I've had worse.. but alright we’ll call it a draw 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1482 I hate when that happens. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1483 Things are looking up. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1484 I gave you a head start 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1485 Herb, I told you playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em snowmen would not end well for one of us. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1486 I didn't mean I would literally knock your block off! 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1487 Beats slowly melting. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1488 I guess there won't be six more weeks of winter for you! 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1489 I knew I should have worn the scarf! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1490 Can' get my head into this fight! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1491 That's round 1, two to go. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1492 Quick! Get the ice pack. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1493 If they had just put on my head, I could ‘a been somebody! I could ‘a been a contender! 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1494 Block with your hands not head dude 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1495 What, give up? It's just a flesh wound. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1496 Ah, I should've gone with the scarf too. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1497 Where are those bratty kids when you need them? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1498 Heads - you win! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1499 Everyone has a plan until their head falls off. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1500 Yeah? Well I plowed your wife. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1501 I guess I shouldn't have bobbed and weaved. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1502 So much for your presidential immunity. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
1503 Meet, your, MAKER! No, really, you need his help. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1504 Okay...should I try for the middle? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1505 You STILL can’t have my hat. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1506 With friends like you, who needs climate change? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1507 Knock my block off,” not a figure of speech then 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1508 Give me a moment while I pickup where we left off. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1509 Well, that should cure the head cold. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1510 You’re ahead a head. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
1511 But we agreed: Nothing above the scarf! 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1512 Think you were right… perhaps we should’ve warmed up first 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1513 I don't need my head to kick your butt. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1514 It really doesn't feel all that different. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1515 It’s the body blows that really hurt. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1516 Hah! That’s not even a flesh wound! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1517 I won't let this distract me. It's necessary to move ahead. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1518 Oh my. Geeze. Didn’t see that one coming. Ughh. Now what? 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1519 I may have "tucked my chin" a tad too much. 1.2072 0.05138 111 95 9 7
1520 We said from the waist down 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
1521 We have to stop mitten like this. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1522 You wanted the hat so badly, go ahead and take it. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1523 Unfair strike! I had the sun at My back! 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
1524 Hey, kicking's not allowed. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1525 *Fighting a head cold* 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
1526 I said "Try and knock my socks off; not my block off!" 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1527 Maybe Yoga was a better idea. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1528 C'mon, this doesn't change a thing! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1529 Did we ever agree on losing conditions? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1530 Well at least you won't have to endure a long slow painful Spring thaw. 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
1531 You win. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1532 It's too early to spring ahead! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1533 I thought your nose and your fists were just for show... 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1534 At least you keep a cool head. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1535 I'm blaming this loss on climate change. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1536 I’m gonna quit while I’m a head. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
1537 Running away eh? It is but a slush wound...come back here and take what’s coming to you. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1538 This must look so much worse than it feels. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1539 What--you'd rather melt? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1540 Where's Elsa when you need her? 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1541 If you think this is bad, just wait until I warm up. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1542 Ha! That's all you got? My cap is still on, Sid. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1543 Dang, I forgot my scarf again. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1544 Looks like you have a head start. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1545 three. 1.2059 0.04681 136 117 10 9
1546 No, it's nothing to do with global warming. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1547 Dude, you're the one that wanted to play Rock'em Sock'em. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1548 Sorry Joe! I thought we were fighting, not boxing. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1549 I said Hats off! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1550 Thanks for the scarf but I didn't realize it held you head on. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1551 okay! you can wear the hat 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1552 Can you count to ten? My head feels off. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1553 It really is hard to wrap my head around. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1554 Steve, your head’s just not in this fight. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
1555 Ok, maybe this hat was too warm. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1556 Let's get ready to cruuuumble! 1.2051 0.03749 117 93 24 0
1557 I already regret giving you a head start. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
1558 Well, I would have knocked your socks off, but... 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1559 Quick,get the children over here to fix me! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1560 Do you even know what capitulate and decapitate mean? 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
1561 On the bright side, I'm not stuck staring at your dumb face anymore. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1562 Okay Frosty, you can keep the scarf. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1563 Honey, this is what I mean when I say ‘unresolved anger’. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1564 Oh,great ... now what? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1565 Eh, I'll pick it up later! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1566 Don't be such a snowflake! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1567 I’m starting to feel cold all over. 1.2047 0.04788 127 109 10 8
1568 New rule - Nothing above the carrot. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
1569 I didn't feel a thing. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1570 I just want to find, uh, 11780 votes to show that I won. 1.2045 0.04655 132 113 11 8
1571 Just occurred to me, why aren't we fighting climate change instead? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1572 Not everything has to be about global warming, Klaus. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1573 That's not what I meant when I told you that you're always trying to get ahead, and you should just knock it off! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1574 C’mon, Man! What did I tell you about dropping your head? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1575 Whatever. We're both dead come spring, anyways. 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
1576 It's not like our eyes work, anyway.... 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1577 Do overs? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1578 Hey, no fair -- they didn't give me a scarf! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1579 How’s this for a punch line… 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1580 I finally realize that I'm not a third of the snowman I used to be 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1581 If a head falls in the forest and nobody hears it ... 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1582 You win by TKO - top knocked off. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1583 I could have been a contender. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1584 Why is Boxing Day a holiday again? 1.2035 0.05053 113 97 9 7
1585 Ha! I'm a politician. I don't need a brain to win! 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1586 I could use better footwork, and maybe a neck. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1587 Well, I think I'm in over my head on this one. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1588 I said 'Metaphorically 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1589 That cloud looks like a dolphin. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1590 You snowflake! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1591 Like I said, this is how we roll! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1592 So that's what a "blockbuster" means! 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1593 OK, so let's wrestle. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1594 Rock-em-Sock-em Snow Bots 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1595 Where's the damn ref? 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1596 I’ve fallen apart, and I’m not sure how to put myself back together again. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1597 Now I know TKO means totally knocked off. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1598 It'll be a Cold Day in Hell before I say Uncle. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1599 Ice pack, now. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1600 Fine, you win, but I still don't believe in climate change. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1601 A chip off the ol' block, son! 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1602 God bless you! This cold really knocked you out. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1603 Snow man down! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1604 Did I get knocked out, or has the kid gone home for the day before finishing us? 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1605 You said you had kid gloves on! 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
1606 We said no hitting below the carrot 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1607 I guess technically you made the standing 8 count. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
1608 I can’t wait to see them convict you for snowmanslaughter. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1609 Global warming sucks! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1610 Well, to look on the bright side of things, you are now limited to ineffectual body blows. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1611 Don't gloat! You have a snowball's chance of making the Olympic boxing squad this summer. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1612 All things considered, I would have preferred melting. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1613 I'd say one more round, but it looks like you're still beside yourself 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1614 What happened to the jolly happy soul? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1615 On the positive side, the clouds are lovely today. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1616 Now, I know how it feels to be knocked out cold. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1617 Powdery Ray surprised him with a snowmaker. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1618 Why didn't you tell me my butt was so big? 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1619 I wasn't warmed up yet. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
1620 Hey, we're supposed to stay below the belt! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1621 Not a knockout until all of me is down. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1622 Wait! Let me get my head straight first 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1623 Th very definition of a cold-cock. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1624 Ok, you win but neither of us is getting out of this alive. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1625 Well you proved me wrong... There WAS a snowballs chance you'd knock my head off. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1626 Some sunglasses would be nice. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1627 No, no, it’s not your fault, I think I just overdid it on the warmup routine this year. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1628 I would agree to a rematch, but the sun is coming out. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1629 Look...sky! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1630 My head is not in this match. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1631 i just realized, I'm the first snowman to see the sky! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1632 I should really start wearing scarves. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1633 Necks would be nice. 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
1634 We said two out of three. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1635 Bird strikes don't count! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1636 Your left hook has improved considerably. Next year we’ll work on your right uppercut. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1637 I thought I'd be a snow angel in the afterlife, but nooooo. 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
1638 Heads up! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1639 We’re going to need Calvin and Hobbes again. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1640 'Let it go, let it go, let it go' is not helping! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1641 Rematch next year? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1642 This is more of a knock off rather than a knockout. 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
1643 You know,we aren’t supposed to actually punch each other. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1644 Just keep it on ice till EMS gets here. 1.2000 0.04555 130 111 12 7
1645 I really hate Boxing Day. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1646 You're right: The scarf is more important than the hat. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1647 How am I supposed to dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee without feet?! 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1648 Interesting, I didn't feel a thing! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1649 Darn it! Coach told me to focus on keeping my head in the game! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1650 Ah, the old Sleepy Hollow ploy 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1651 Sorry, I thought it was UFC rules. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1652 Now that’s how you roll with the punches! This is what we have been training for. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1653 What do you mean, I have slow footwork? 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
1654 Could I get some ice for this? 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1655 I coulda been snow body. I coulda been a contender! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1656 They always sing about my corncob pipe and button nose, but never my glass jaw. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1657 Alright, but next time I want to be 'Ali'. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1658 I think that cloud looks like a snowman 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1659 What’s the point? We’ll both be gone by spring. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1660 I haven't lost! My hat's still in the ring. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1661 You weren’t supposed to lose your head over it! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1662 There's no "n" in ice. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1663 You won't even look at me! 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1664 I’m sorry I stole your hat. Snow excuses. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
1665 My name ain’t Frosty Balboa for nuthin! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1666 No wonder nobody watches these fights. We never get past the first punch. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1667 It's almost spring, anyhow. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1668 Joke’s on you, now I can give myself a blowjob 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
1669 No fair. No hitting above the charcoal! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1670 Rigged! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1671 Stars? Why aren't there stars? All I see is blue sky! 1.2000 0.03687 130 105 24 1
1672 Please put me back in the right order this time. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1673 I'm seeing birdies. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1674 Darn it ! If they'd just given you a scarf you wouldn't have lost your head. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1675 It's nice and all how the humans prop us, but I've been lying here for 3 weeks now. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1676 Damn Gen Alpha kids - they can’t build a snowman to survive today’s climate of toxic masculinity. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1677 And that’s what happens when a heavyweight meets melterweight 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1678 But in another way, I’m ahead. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1679 Wait wait, stop fighting! None of us have ever looked up. I see where we came from, what we are made of. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1680 Mindfulness is not everything. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1681 There must have been some magic in that old right hook you threw... 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1682 I concede. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1683 so much for the carrot,now watch out for the stick 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1684 its okay! we'll both be gone by spring 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1685 Before this round we were Neck and Neck. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1686 Oh, so that's why you wore a scarf. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1687 … literally. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1688 Never been cold-cocked before. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1689 I told you I needed to warm up! 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1690 You're lucky I can't duck. 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
1691 I got thumpety thumped.” 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1692 Not as bad as those kids messing with my balls. 1.1983 0.04785 121 104 10 7
1693 TKO - technical knock over. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1694 Great! Now go on, let's see you land a knockout punch to my jaw. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1695 Well, you're icing it, so there's that. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1696 It’s a knock off! Ding. Ding. Ding. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1697 From here, It looks like six more weeks of winter. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1698 Sorry, my head's just not that into it. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1699 Powder! Right in the kisser! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1700 Let’s see who’s the last man melting 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1701 Next time, let's try fencing. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1702 Some winters are tougher than others. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
1703 No, that's not what I meant by float like a butterfly. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1704 They're right. Brain freeze is a thing. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1705 Wardrobe malfunction! This is what happens when you forget your scarf. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1706 Trade you my hat for your scarf 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1707 You gotta keep your head in the game or else you'll melt under the pressure. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1708 Take off your head if you want a fair fight. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1709 I’m having an off-of-body experience. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1710 I don’t need your pity! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1711 How to get ahead! 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1712 Well my dear, this should certainly prove I am head over heels in love with you 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1713 I didn’t hear the bell ring.” 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1714 Ok let’s just work on going to the body 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1715 A slushy head connection turned out to be his Achilles heel. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1716 Sorry." (I'm Canadian 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1717 Why are you stopping? It's just a flesh wound. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1718 Good! Now you're one a-head of me! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1719 Putting ice on it helps... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1720 I thought "knock my block off" didn't apply to round things. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1721 Oh, don't be such a wuss! It's only a flake wound. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1722 Looks like the geese are headed back earlier than usual this year. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1723 Not bad, but they won't start counting till you go to your corner. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1724 The first rule of Snowman Fight Club is: you do not talk about Snowman Fight Club! 1.1969 0.04615 127 109 11 7
1725 I'm falling for you. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1726 When my Coach hears about this, heads will roll! 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1727 Left hook? More like Spring thaw! 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1728 Well that chiropractor was good for nothing. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1729 You cheated. No fair manifesting! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1730 you should have worn your scarf 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1731 Consider me out cold. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1732 They told me if I threw this fight heads would roll! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1733 No fair! You hit me where the sun shines. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1734 OK … … New contest: Who can see the most clouds? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1735 Does my carrot look broken? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1736 When you threw that punch, I froze. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1737 How the headless horseman came to be in "The Legend of Snowy Hollow" 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1738 My trainer told me to work on rolling with the punches. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1739 C'mon Frosty, get ya head in the game! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1740 No hitting above the carrot! 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1741 Guess I can't take the heat. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1742 Where did you go? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1743 Okay...so that's your best shot 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1744 Dude. Body blows only. We talked about this. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1745 That was quick 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1746 You really gave me a thumpity thumpity thump thump. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1747 Float like a snowflake and sting like a guillotine! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1748 C'omn...keep your head in the game 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1749 You win! You can have the hat already. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1750 You thumpity-thump-thump thumpity-thump-thumped me pretty good. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1751 With the weight off my shoulder, I am ready for you. Let's go! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1752 Is that your best shot snowflake? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1753 I can't go on. I lost my head. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1754 Call it a draw? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1755 Rosebud. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1756 Let's continue this next winter. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
1757 That boy needs therapy. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1758 I bobbed when I should have weaved. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1759 The Rubicon has been crossed. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1760 Does this make me a snowball? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1761 Hey, look over there. Oh, you’re already there 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
1762 Don’t start celebrating yet; I’ve still got two rounds left in me 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
1763 I thought we were just warming up 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1764 If you could come over here I'd bite your arms off! 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1765 You said on the count of 3! 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1766 Fine. Keep the scarf. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1767 It’s only a snow wound. I can keep fighting. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1768 Looks like we have to wait for that demented kid to come back before we can finish this round! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1769 What do you mean "Spineless?" Oh, wait... 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1770 By springtime I'll gaslight everyone- this never happened. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1771 At the horrific realization of what he'd just done Blizzard Bomber froze. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1772 let's end this before things start to heat up 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
1773 Thanks for the heads up. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1774 It wasn’t me, I have sticks for arms and can’t move that fast. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1775 Bobsled! Maybe we should try the Bobsled. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1776 Yeah, this is more or less how I thought I’d go. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1777 So the neck bone ISN’T connected to the head bone… 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1778 Okay Frosty so you are not a jolly happy soul. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1779 Don't judge me 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1780 I'm not meant to be a snowMMAn. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1781 No fair, you have salt in your gloves!! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1782 I was hoping it came out tails. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1783 I think you're ready for Frosty. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1784 Isn’t it better to go this way than a slow death in the spring 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1785 Played so hard I lost my head 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1786 Thumpety, thump, thump. 1.1944 0.05172 108 94 7 7
1787 I guess spring came early this year. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1788 Times like these, I'm glad the magic keeping us alive doesn't depend on a central nervous system. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
1789 Okay. You can have your cap back. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1790 Head up, time to fight! 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
1791 If I were human, I would really be angry at you about this. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1792 I am not down! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1793 Good, now work the body. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1794 I believe that's a TKO. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1795 Not my head. You already gave me a black eye. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1796 Well Carl, that's a hell of a left hook. And frankly, I'm not sure we thought this all the way through. 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
1797 Is my carrot broken? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1798 Guess I warmed up too much this time. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1799 That's quite an uppercut you've got there. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1800 Wu said protect ya neck 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1801 This happens every time I freeze. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1802 You just couldn’t wait for the bell, could you? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1803 Well, at least that wasn’t below the belt. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1804 Pick up your head, dummy.... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1805 Snowman Showdown: Heads Will Roll 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1806 I should have known he had no spine... 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1807 Listen. Its quieter now. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1808 It’s not over. I only lost one round. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1809 OK, you won! Now, lay me down close to my head and I'll tell Mom I was making snow angels. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1810 Thank goodness for my hat. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1811 Wow! That was quick. I guess I just froze. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1812 two outta three ? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1813 What do you think I meant by “no headshots”? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1814 I'm still conscious, so technically it's not a knockout. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1815 And just like that, it ended in a flurry of punches 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1816 Come down here and go head-to-head with me. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1817 I shouldn't have said "heads you win, tales I lose." 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1818 It's true all my ancestors were snowflakes, but I ain't no wuss. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1819 Icabod Crane's lost cousin 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1820 Take your glovews off -- it's over. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1821 I've lost my head -- can my heart keep going?? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1822 Sorry, but you weren’t using it anyway. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
1823 I' was out cold anyway. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1824 I'm not out cold if that's what you're thinking. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1825 Let's go back to pickleball. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
1826 This gives me a whole new perspective on our disagreement. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
1827 Betcha can’t knock my socks off 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
1828 My cornerman doesn't get home from school till 3:00. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1829 Whoa, you cold-cocked me! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1830 So much for, “magic in that old silk hat…” 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1831 Tis but an ice wound! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1832 Ever get the feeling you're in a 'Calvin and Hobbes' cartoon? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1833 I thought you were just joking! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1834 In retrospect, I think a snowball fight was a better idea. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1835 Float like a snowflake, sting like the wind. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1836 You forgot to hit record, didn't you. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
1837 Yeah, you coulda been a contender. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
1838 Ok, let's do a staring context instead. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1839 What do you mean Taylor who? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1840 Does something smell like carrots to you? 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
1841 What are you waiting for? İce belt? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1842 At least you didn't punch me in the nose. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1843 Some people will do anything to get ahead. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1844 Try not to roll me around too much as you fix me- my head's pretty big as it is. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1845 Quick, find my old silk hat! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1846 So what? At least I’m not wearing a stupid scarf! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1847 Well, that knocks the fun out of it. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1848 Float like a flake, sting like hail” -Muhammad Frost 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
1849 'Tis but a scratch' sounded so funny in the movie, but now I don't feel like laughing. 1.1917 0.03797 120 98 21 1
1850 Unfortunately, my ‘corner’ is presently sledding. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1851 That was just giving me a headache, let’s go again. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1852 I really wish Calvin had a softer sense of humor. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1853 All right, let's just wait until the sun comes out. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1854 You've got to have to quit loosing you head if you want to make it to the next Winter Olympics 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1855 scratch It’s just a scratch. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1856 Fox News said I won with a knockout. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1857 O yeah? Well from here I can see how huge your bottom is! 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1858 Ouch - you really did knock my block off. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1859 Hold up - did you get taller? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1860 OK how about best out of 3? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1861 I knew my head wasn't in the match. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1862 Very thoughtful of you not punching my carrot. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1863 Over here! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1864 Now do your shuffle. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1865 You were right: Maybe I should have worn a scarf to stay cold!" 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1866 Float like a flurry, sting like a breeze. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1867 Ouch! Was it something I said? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
1868 The Marquess of Queensbury said nothing about decapitation. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1869 I think we need to redefine the nature of our relationship. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1870 I thought the lyrics were “do you want to BUILD a snowman”? 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
1871 "My wife might be right. I need a backbone." 1.1901 0.04593 121 104 11 6
1872 Best not to overthink this. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1873 A mere technicality, my icy friend! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1874 You may have gotten in the last punch, but I'm still ahead. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1875 Not nice! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1876 That was a sucker punch, Dude. It's a little late for 'sorry'. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1877 Lucky punch, Poppin' Fresh. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1878 Oh...duck AND weave. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1879 Sorry, my head is just not into it today 1.1900 0.05260 100 87 7 6
1880 Hey, I said 'Not at all,' not "Knock it off" 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1881 Last time I lend you my scarf. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1882 I'm telling you he lost his head. I just stood there. I wasn't going to even hit him. If I had feet I would have walked away. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1883 It's not over yet; I'm still standing! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1884 They should outlaw heated gloves. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1885 You really need to know when to roll with the punches! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1886 I think we need to cancel the snowball fight. . 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1887 You know I don't like winter sports. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1888 What can I say. My trainer is only 4 years old. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1889 Let's just do body work today. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1890 I said not the nose! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1891 I was hoping things wouldn't snowball, but here we are. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1892 If I pass the concussion protocol, we can go another round. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1893 the young rookie southpaw has a disarmingly cool demeanor and a wicked left jab, but not much of a head on his shoulders. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1894 I think you’re finally ready to fight climate change. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1895 Wow, that’s a mean left hook 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1896 Do you see my scarf anywhere? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1897 That’s one way to get a head in a fight 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1898 Did you hear a bell ? I didn't hear a bell, they are supposed to ring a bell. " 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1899 Hi Mom! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1900 Next time keep your eyes open and your head up. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1901 Super uncool. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1902 I think my warm-up was too long. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
1903 What are the rules on ‘thaw’? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1904 Now what do we do? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1905 Ok... maybe I’m not the Greatest. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1906 Nice try! I’m laughing my head off! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1907 So that's the jab that makes people lose their heads?' 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1908 I’m keeping the hat. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1909 It's just a frost wound. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1910 Hats off ! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1911 In hindsight, I should have returned your toque. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1912 On second thought, I’ll take the scarf and you can have the hat. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1913 For the record, this is the sunny side of the ring. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1914 You cold-cocked me. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1915 I’ve always hated Boxing Day! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1916 "Stupid global warming." 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1917 How many times did I say don't lead with your face? 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1918 To quote the Black Knight, "Tis but a scratch!" 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1919 Oh, that's cold. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1920 Do you not know the definition of "shadow box? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1921 Oh Jacques, its a Coup de tête 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1922 Not fair! I didn't say, "Ready" 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1923 You can’t hurt me now! 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1924 How about two out of three 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
1925 Sorry. I just couldn’t stand the hat. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1926 Bet you never saw that coming. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1927 I told you this kid would grow up to be a sicko. 1.1875 0.04673 128 112 8 8
1928 I’m but sticks and stones, don’t got no bones, so decapitation doesn’t hurt me. 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
1929 I thought we both agreed no hitting above the scarf. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1930 Well, that was a real thumpity thump thumping! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1931 Hey, I’m still standing. Let’s fight till one of us melts. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1932 Let's go back to pretending you're Parson Brown. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1933 I see your point about the 10 count rule not applying here 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1934 Muhammad Snowbali!! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1935 Well, I guess you were right about me being cold, brittle, and spineless. Didn't think I'd lose my head over it though. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1936 It's not the hit, it's the humidity. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1937 Yo, man, that was cold. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1938 I thought we said only below the belt. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1939 It’s fine, spring comes for everyone 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1940 Which one of us is Trump? 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1941 This gives a whole new meaning to "the dead of winter." 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1942 I find our fights frivolous now that I behold the Sun, our true Destroyer! 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
1943 Was that a left hook or a strong breeze? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1944 Existence is pain. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1945 Wait a minute while I get my head straight. 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
1946 I confess, best head fake I’ve ever encountered. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1947 You've got a cold uppercut, man 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1948 Well, I no longer believe in intelligent design. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1949 Okay, my turn. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1950 I thought, "I'll knock your head off" was just a turn of phrase 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1951 I guess global warming wins again this year. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1952 Boy, this is what the climate change finally comes to... 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1953 This isn’t what I meant by a snowball fight, Jerry 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1954 As the fight heated up, some problems started to surface... 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1955 I assume a June rematch is out of the question? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1956 No uppercuts on sunny days Larry! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1957 try that shit again, pussy 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1958 Minus one... minus two... minus three... 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
1959 I think we need to upgrade your nickname from “Frosty” to “Abominable” 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1960 You do have snow balls. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1961 Not cool, man. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1962 Iʻve fallen head over heels for you, Frosty. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1963 Dont worry,we all know you dont need a brain to fight 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1964 c'mon I'm getting brain freeze down here. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1965 Cripes. I guess there wasn’t some magic in that old silk hat they found. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1966 ‘This hot glue will hold you together,’ they said. ‘We used it to glue funny googly eyes on the reindeer ornament,’ they said… 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1967 Good job, son, but next time turn your whole body into the punch. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1968 Oh look, the sun is coming out! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
1969 …I’m just not in the right headspace. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1970 I guess that's a technical knockout 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1971 I call this sculpture "An Example of the Inherent Violence Found in White People's Culture." 1.1855 0.04633 124 108 9 7
1972 Illegal punch, you lose! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1973 It's beginning to look a lot like I kicked your ass! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1974 Nope, didn’t see that one coming. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1975 Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump… look at Frosty go. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1976 They were right! I do see stars. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
1977 I’m seeing snowballs. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1978 At least you don’t have a glass jaw. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1979 More precisely, everyone has a plan until their head falls off” 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
1980 No fair cold-cocking me! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1981 I am giving you a head start. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1982 Remember, we practice active listening and empathy before things get heated. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1983 That punchline had me laughing my head off” 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1984 I'm not done yet, there's still two rounds. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1985 Unfair, you collided with climate change to win! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1986 Your jab has improved but your footwork is still abominable. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1987 It's a TKO 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
1988 I can still beat you with one head behind my back! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1989 I still think your mom is cold and wet. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
1990 I'm not too fast on my feet,but I've got a hell of a good right hook. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1991 Whaddaya think? Did I sell it OK? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1992 And that was just an icebreaker. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1993 Not really a knock out, but more of a melt down. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1994 Merely a flesh wound! 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1995 That scarf's a knockout! 1.1842 0.03647 114 93 21 0
1996 Well,at least you don’t have a glass jaw. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1997 Pull yourself together, and fight like a [snow]man! 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1998 Jeez, I would have traded my hat for the scarf. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1999 The grandkids are going to be mad at you! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2000 Should’ve stuck to kickboxing. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2001 I guess I got caught cold. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2002 It's just an idiom, you idiot ! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2003 Totally disagree -- 'knock off' is NOT the same as 'knock out'. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2004 And Mike Tyson got all that bad press for just an ear... 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2005 I'm no brain surgeon, but that thing glowing up there can't be good. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2006 Well, yes, it does give me a new perspective on things. Bill Aiken, San Francisco, CA 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2007 Stop calling me a snowflake Frosty! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2008 You caught me cold. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2009 Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2010 Bodyshots only then? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2011 Looks like someone's idea of a 'cool down' got a bit too literal. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2012 I never saw it coming. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2013 Honestly, there’s no point fighting if you’re just going to lose your head. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2014 We said no hitting above the belt 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2015 I guess I shouldn't lose my head just because it's cold out. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2016 Wait a while. He'll go away. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2017 I know you’re angry, but I swear I didn’t plow your wife! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2018 Global warming is really affecting my performance. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2019 Coach! You can't take me out, I'm still a head! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2020 Have I succeeded in changing your mind? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2021 So that's what the scarf is for. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2022 Now you are REALLY not going to get to wear the hat!!! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2023 So much for the warm-up. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2024 Why did our species consider taking on this sport? 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2025 You just wait 'till I warm up. 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
2026 Well, I guess that's it for the 'Thunda' in the Tundra' 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2027 Do you wanna go one more round when Susie gets home from school? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2028 You know, Jed, there’s a such thing as warming up too much. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2029 Who are you callin' a jolly, happy soul!? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2030 Dammit, I froze when you threw that left jab. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2031 I 'm glad I am wearing this hat. I didn't feel a thing. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2032 I need a little help, can you call the kids? 1.1827 0.05069 104 91 7 6
2033 I'm afraid things are getting a little too heated between us. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2034 Luck punch. I want a rematch. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2035 Why you wanna cold-cock me like that? 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2036 No fair! What's under that scarf? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2037 That's what happens when you don't have a neck. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2038 I saw my first blimp this morning. 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
2039 I see clouds...Am I in heaven? 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2040 Round? You win this season! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2041 With a nose like that who wants a head? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2042 I know we're snowman, but that punch was cold. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2043 How many times do I have to tell you… “My head’s not into this!” 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
2044 Am I down for the count? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2045 I never realized how big the sky really is. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2046 It sounded good in theory. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2047 That was global warming, not your left jab! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2048 I wish Calvin had never grown up. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2049 Just don't add salt to the wound!" 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2050 You gotta roll with the punches. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2051 My icy stare fell flat. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2052 Hat envy? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2053 You are spineless. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2054 And that's how the uppercut is done, folks! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2055 Consider me cold-cocked. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2056 I know you got ahead, but I'm still standing ! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ! " 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2057 Why didn't you move? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2058 If I block your knock-off you can’t knock my… 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2059 That's your best punch? 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2060 For once, Sam lay there and wished their disagreement would snowball. 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
2061 Give me a moment. I seem to have lost my head. Ellen Sullivan Newbury, MA 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2062 Frosty's Hat Loses its Magic 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2063 Why is it that every time we have a disagreement you always lose your head? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2064 Sorry - my head's just not in it 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2065 It doesn’t pay to be a hothead 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2066 I think there is some confusion around using the word "fist" as a verb. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2067 I’m still warming up” ⛄ 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2068 Uh, that's a bit more than a chip off the old block 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2069 I call bullshit on this magic hat! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2070 They just don’t make us like they used to, Larry. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2071 9352, 9353, 9354.. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2072 That's what happens when you don't wear a scarf. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
2073 Tis but a scratch; I've had worse. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2074 a chip off the ole block 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2075 Somehow I thought I'd roll with the punches 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
2076 Frosty, the trainer was right; you've got a glass carrot! 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2077 So, there's this bell, right? 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2078 Parson Brown is going to be very disappointed in you. 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2079 Steve should have listened to his mother and worn a scarf that day. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2080 I always assumed we were more sturdily built than that. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2081 Biting my ear off wasn't enough? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2082 The Boleyn. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2083 Hey, what happened to the Marquis of Northpole rules? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2084 It was supposed to be an exhibition! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2085 Is my nose okay? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2086 That was a real snow blow. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2087 You know I'm really regretting not putting that scarf on now 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2088 Always keep your head in the game! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2089 Let's call it a technical knockout. We'd melt if we went 12 rounds. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2090 Apparently I have a "head start"... 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2091 Fred finally understood Sylvie’s insistence that the scarf tied it all together 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2092 Crap, the sun’s in my eyes. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2093 Well, it would have melted anyway 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2094 Looks like you're not very familiar with the Marquess of Queensbury boxing rules." 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2095 Sorry. I didn't mean it when I said I would knock your block off. 1.1802 0.03665 111 91 20 0
2096 Tails. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2097 I always take it off before a fight… and no hitting below the belt either 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2098 Maybe we should allow punching below the scarf. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2099 I feel really frosty about this. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2100 My gosh - I didn't mean to hit you THAT hard. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2101 SH-Sorry, sorry, Don't tell mom, don't tell mom!! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2102 It might as well be spring. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2103 Hey! We agreed no head-butting! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2104 It's really my arms that are more of a problem. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2105 Now let’s see you get to a neutral corner. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2106 That didn't hurt 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2107 I'm losing my mind over this climate change thing 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2108 I'll never use child labor again 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
2109 I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody instead of just a nobody. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2110 Great, now I have to enter concussion protocols. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2111 Seems like a bit of an overreaction to a comment about your nose.” 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2112 They ran that way dang it 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2113 keep your head up 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2114 Let me give you a heads up. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2115 I don’t think you have your head in the game. 1.1795 0.04797 117 103 7 7
2116 You barely punched me. This minor head dislocation can only be attributed to global warming. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2117 Merely a head wound! 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2118 “I never thought I’d see a cold day in Hell!” 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
2119 Oh, that's what High Noon looks like. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2120 'Sorry, I didn't mean it when I said your mother was an icicle!' 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2121 I said let's have a ball, not knock my head off! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2122 No need to fight for the scarf anymore. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2123 You can’t face me! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2124 I told you not to sing "Frosty the Snowman." 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2125 Lacking the spine to follow through, Frosty lost his head. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2126 Not to disparage your win, but is that Ice Melt on your glove? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2127 That's just a decoy, the rest of me is buried in the snow. I'm pretending I'm at the beach. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2128 That punch knocked me cold. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2129 I probably shouldn'ta said, "Knock it off with the trash talk." 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
2130 I don't remember this in Frosty the Snowman. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2131 Hmmm...that was easier than expected! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2132 I said, "give me your best shot, not take my head off! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2133 Once again, Larry was caught cold in the first round. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2134 I feel my head's just not in the game today. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2135 My wife might be right. I need to grow a backbone. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2136 I guess it wasn't just a taunt. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2137 It's obviously the stocking cap! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2138 From here on in, it's all uppercuts. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
2139 You just wait 'till March! 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
2140 I guess I’m not The Great White Hope. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2141 I think I'll melt down to welterweight. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2142 And you thought you could show Sonny Liston a thing or two! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2143 Oops. I was going for the hat. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2144 Yeah, but you look stupid from this angle. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2145 I think I'm going to head out now. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2146 Wait, my mind wasn't there. Let's start again! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2147 I may have gotten cold-cocked, but I'm still ahead. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2148 That's a "knock off." 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2149 Wow, That Was Some Climate Changeup! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2150 What are you going to do? Melt on me? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2151 Not fair! You packed your gloves with ice. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2152 Whenever you're ready 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2153 The lack of dignity is hardest to bear. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2154 Timeout until Billy gets home from school to patch me up. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2155 a complete knock off 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2156 Cold-hearted, Bro. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
2157 I need to get my head in the game. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2158 "Hey! I'm over here!" 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2159 Hey, I said that you could wear my hat! 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2160 This headgear isn't working. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
2161 Sorry, I am feeling a bit lightheaded today. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2162 Some think boxing is mostly physical but, for me, it’s mostly in my head 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2163 I'm sorry I said you were hoary. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2164 No problem. It's just a flesh wound. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2165 Maybe I trained too much on my footwork 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2166 I didn't do it Honest! I was just standing here! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2167 Your heads not even in the game 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2168 I must say, Edgar, your left mitten has improved considerably. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2169 Body work, I said to focus on body work! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2170 They said you had no fist in your glove. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2171 ''I didn't hit the body yet but the head still fell' 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2172 I’m guessing this is the winter of your discontent. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2173 If the fight was to end right now, I'd be a head. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2174 That's a snow blow, Jim. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2175 This game is just mindless. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2176 So THAT's what "bumpity bump bump" means. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2177 Not a snowball’s chance in hell I’ll work through these attachment issues. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
2178 I coulda been a contender! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2179 Huh. Get hit hard enough and you really do see stars. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2180 That’s a nasty left mitten-on-a-stick you’ve got there. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2181 You used to be such a happy, jolly soul. What happened? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2182 Did you say go? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2183 I'll never give you the hat. I'm taking it to my grave, sucka. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2184 Keep your head, Frank! 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2185 Come spring you're in for a big surprise yourself. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2186 Okay, round one to you. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2187 Remember we agreed. No body blows. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2188 You say you’ve won. I say, things are only looking up for me. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2189 What a pity… A hat would indeed complete me. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
2190 Knocking your block off was always just a figure of speech 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2191 I'm just happy we're in Scorsese's yard and not Lars Von Triers's. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2192 That wasn't a knock down. It was a meltdown! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2193 Head down, keep your head dow...ah! 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2194 A surprising end to the Thrilla in the Chilla 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2195 Coldcocked before the bell 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2196 OOPS. SORRY. I ONLY MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2197 Ten-second rule? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2198 Put your head back on, I'm on a roll here. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2199 Just wanted to give you a heads up. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2200 But I told you that my head hadn't set yet! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2201 I curse the cartoonist who made my life meaningless! 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2202 You can keep going through the motions, but, face it, I've already won by a knock-off. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2203 frozen 3- do you want to womp a snowman- coming this Christmas 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2204 So much for “The Great White Hope”. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2205 I didn’t hear no bell. One more round. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2206 Now that's a head-fake. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2207 Give up, you don’t have a snowball's chance. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2208 Not Fair! You knew I was melting! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2209 Stop whining. You were always a sucker for a left hook. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2210 Now we know why spines evolved. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2211 When I get my head back on I'm gonna whup your ass, Clyde! 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2212 'Tis but a mere flakewound. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2213 Well... at least I'm not melting... 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2214 No sense in losing your head over this! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2215 Now you’ve really done it 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2216 My eye! It burns! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2217 Mom was right. You'll never get ahead. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2218 No, I’m not seeing stars. Cool clouds, though. 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
2219 DING, DING, DING! (announcer) "...and as the final bell rings, Frosty takes another header into the snow!" 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2220 Apologies to Bill Watterson. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2221 You said you would wait til spring 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2222 If we come from clouds, then why are there still clouds? 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
2223 Ready ? 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2224 I really don't know what made us think this was a better idea than playing "got your nose". 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2225 I told you the goal is a Knock Out, not a Knock Off! 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
2226 Just let it cool off for a bit. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2227 I want my scarf back. Now. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2228 A little help please 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2229 Damn Global Warming! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2230 Let’s go, get me back up there before that pesky dog comes around… 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2231 Glass snow jaw. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2232 You said " knock it off, correct?"s 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2233 I blame my maker. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2234 Two out of three? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2235 Now who's the snowflake? 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2236 Gee Frosty, I didn’t mean it… 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2237 That right hook was truly abominable. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2238 I don’t think we thought this through. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2239 I thought you said to protect my body and keep my head down! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2240 How about we go for a double header? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2241 Global warming my ass 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2242 It's actually quite peaceful lying here. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2243 I’ll be fine! Just lost my head for a minute! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2244 My coach was right,you have to keep a cool head to win. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2245 Sorry, Frosty, but I’ll take that hat now. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2246 ``Enjoy the knockout, Rocky. Tomorrow's going to be 68.'' 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2247 Global warming is really kicking our ass 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2248 It's not even a flesh wound. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2249 See? Thats why humans have necks 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2250 Let's go Monty it's just a flesh wound 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2251 You didn’t win, I melted away! 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
2252 Now we really aren't in the same weight class. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
2253 When your kids are stuck at home for a snow day but you're still virtually commuting, it's really capitalism that's winning. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2254 I blame Climate Change. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2255 I most certainly am ahead! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2256 I could see that upper cut coming, but danm, I was frozen 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
2257 The sky looks much better from here! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2258 I don't know what happened. I'm sorry... I just lost my head!! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2259 That's some arm! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2260 You could never have done that if it weren’t for global warming. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
2261 Don’t lose your cool 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2262 I said, “Wait! My scarf!” 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2263 There must have been no magic in that old silk hat they found. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2264 The sky…it looks so nice. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2265 Hey...not fair. I was in the sun! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2266 I thought 'Gonna knock your head off' was just a hyperbolic cliche. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2267 It's the best way I've found to avoid a knockout. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2268 I feel strangely light-headed.” 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2269 What do you say we go best two out of three seasons? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2270 Grab some cauliflower for my ear 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2271 You wouldn’t hit a guy who only has two balls, wouldja? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2272 I told you to knock my socks off 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
2273 Oh shit, it looks like rain 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2274 No worry. Come spring this won't have mattered. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2275 Just wait, you'll be a puddle just like me. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2276 That uppercut is "snow" joke hahaha... but actually I'm still seeing stars 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
2277 That's quite a flurry. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2278 I love the passion, but maybe you dial it back just a bit for the next round. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2279 I say it’s a technical knockout! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2280 Okay, ready... just give me a sec... 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2281 These children have a cruel sense of humor. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2282 I knew I shouldn’t have worn this hat. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2283 I can do “Hands Up” but not “Heads Up” 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2284 Com'on, you promised to give me a head's UP! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2285 Two out of three wins? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2286 Oops. You OK?" 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2287 That's illegal. I'm calling ICE. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2288 Mike Tyson was right. I have no plan. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2289 Winter is almost over. Let's pick this up next season. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2290 You bloke, that was my head!! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2291 I guess that kickboxing class was a bad idea. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2292 I have not yet begun to fight. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2293 It’s not a knockout till my butt is on the ground! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2294 They kept saying, “you don’t have a glass jaw, you’ll be great!” I kept saying, “I don’t think that’s the issue.” 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2295 That felt like a bee 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2296 Now let me show you my Nor'Easter... 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2297 House, MD. Season 9 cold open. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2298 Well you did say you were going to knock my block off. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2299 I am sorta regretting my "snowballs chance in hell" remark right about now. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2300 You can’t blame global warming for this one, Bill. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2301 I thought global warming was my biggest threat. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2302 Remember the time I found your eyes for you? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2303 Now that's a flurry of punches. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2304 I told you I would knock your head off. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2305 I'm blaming global warming. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2306 If you help me up, I’ll promise to go easy on you next round. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2307 I’m thinking maybe there is another sport that would benefit from my flexibility. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2308 Wow! I got caught cold! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2309 You really ARE the Abominable Snowman, aren't you. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2310 I warned you that you were choosing fashion over function with that hat. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2311 Not fair! My arms are douglas fir. Yours are mahogany. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2312 Well, I still think Robert Frost is overrated. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2313 I liked that head…If I had to lose it, I’m glad I lost it to you. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2314 I'm warming up. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2315 I thought you were made of colder stuff than that. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2316 I never realized how big the sky is. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2317 THIS is why I suggested a thumb war Hank 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2318 You chose correctly. The scarf does give you superpowers. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2319 That's why you should always wear a scarf. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2320 Wonder if Parson Brown does Last Rites. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2321 I told you I had an Ice jaw! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2322 You win. Here's your beanie back. Now, come and get it! 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2323 I've knocked your iceblock off. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2324 So, you’re saying I don’t have a snowball’s chance? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2325 “Well, I didn’t lose my hat. At least that.” 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2326 Still life 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2327 Oh great. You know I’m supposed to do a wedding today. How’s that going to work? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2328 Oh great. Here comes that leg lifting Lab 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2329 More like "Frosty the SlowMan!" 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2330 I didn't believe in climate change until it affected me personally. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2331 If you wanted my cap that badly, go pick it up. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2332 That kid has a warped sense of humor. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2333 Am I allowed to eat you now? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2334 At least I landed nose-up. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2335 Don't know when to retire, do you? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2336 Sorry! The kids will roll you another one. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2337 I knew I should've warmed up first. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2338 OK you win ! It’ my turn to take out the trash ! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2339 My carrot nose didn't help, but I blame my glass jaw most. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2340 I hollared stop. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2341 Yeah, looks like snow clouds. Say,can we check the weather a different way next time? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2342 You got 1 out of 3, let’s go again. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2343 Is that a hole in one? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2344 I really don't see the humor in this! 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2345 Rock em Sock Snowmen my Butt! How do I get it back on? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2346 See, I knocked you out cold. 1.1709 0.04589 117 103 8 6
2347 Don't blame me, global warming did it. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2348 Okay… “Uncle”? 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2349 Uhh, I'm new at this. Does that mean you concede? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2350 I'm sorry. I don't even know why I'm wearing these gloves. It occurs to me that the system might be pitting us against each other. 1.1707 0.04427 123 108 9 6
2351 But honey all I said was that you had a few more buttons this year. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2352 What? I’m icing it. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2353 Thought you said if I was a couple of inches taller I'd be a knockout!!! 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
2354 That was a snow melt! Not an illegal punch! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2355 Oh, knock it off! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2356 Don't underestimate a good head fake. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2357 Now that was a bit Frosty of you, wasn't it? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2358 Too hard? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2359 That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I asked for tips on how I could make weight. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2360 At least now you know why you shouldn’t pee in the snow! 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2361 I’m sure there’s a “can’t get it up” joke in here somewhere. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2362 The “Thilla in Vanilla.” Six rounds. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2363 That jab was perfect!, So, what now? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2364 I thought dad was talking about work when he said heads will roll. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2365 That was not your punch, it is global warming. 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2366 Ever since climate change I’ve had to deal with this “glass” head! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2367 Now there was no need to lose your head over this disagreement. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2368 I miss Calvin & Hobbes also. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2369 The blue sky is lovely, but I can't see your face. 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
2370 Little did he know, the thaw would be quick and efficient 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2371 Get your head in the game, Michael 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2372 Hey!!... No punching above the scarf!! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2373 Is this a knock out or a white out? 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2374 Can't wait until the kid comes back and finishes me off. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2375 Now will you give me back my hat? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2376 I said 'bob and weave,' 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2377 I think that would be a TKO, a Technical Knock Off 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2378 I thought we agreed to nothing above the scarf. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2379 ‘Told ‘ you this wouldn’t work!! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2380 I hate it when you want to play Rock'em - Sock'em Robots. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2381 I'm going to liquidate you. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2382 January is too early in the season for a midlife crisis. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2383 Joke's on you! Phil didn't see his shadow!! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2384 Influence that, bee-atch 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2385 The Headless Snowman rides tonight... 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2386 Global warming ruins the annual Snowman Boxing Match. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2387 That's hitting above the belt 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2388 It happens when you're modular. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2389 Body blows only? Since when? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2390 You never did have much of a chin 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2391 Same time next year? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2392 The commission’s delayed ruling vis-á-vis non-regulation scarves really ruined the sport 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2393 Hey Sal, we've got another Ichibod Crane situation over here... 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2394 We said no uppercuts 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2395 I'm going to need some ice on this... 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2396 I think we should wear helmets. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2397 Look, I just can’t get my head in the game. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2398 Whoa, ice really does stop the bleeding. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2399 Your Nor'easter packs a wallop. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2400 Sure the hat looks cool but the scarf keeps your head in the game. 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2401 Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowmen. Now what? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2402 Hmm, first punch again. You think this is why no one watches? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2403 Can we talk about this, before we both lose our heads? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2404 I am head and shoulders above my frozen competitors 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2405 What do you mean, "it's just a flesh wound"? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2406 That’s it! Jab, cross, and then the Snowmaker ! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2407 You’re so hot-headed, I didn’t break a sweat. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2408 No,it's okay. I always roll with the punches. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2409 He could stomach carrots and pieces of coal, but this was the moment Curly’s trainer knew it was time to find a different line of work. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2410 brought to you by the inventor of rockem sockem robots. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2411 No, I just froze, and you took the shot; Well played! 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
2412 Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowmen 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2413 Live it up Frosty, you schnook! A certain unscrupulous groundhog and Pittsburgh underboss promised me a garden full of carrots if I take an "early swing." 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
2414 I throw in the scarf. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2415 When you go high,I go low. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2416 You know, it's customary to touch gloves before a match begins. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2417 Why was I made to fail? 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2418 Ugh. They don’t make us like they used to. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2419 nothing like getting ahead 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2420 There must have been some magic in that old right glove they found. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2421 The kids are in their Rocky phase. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2422 Ooh! That ice left hook laid him out cold. Snowball's chance he's getting packed up after that. Looks like Frosty Ray Robinson's chance at the cold have melted away. And Muhammed Al-Freeze wins it all with that blizzarding white-out." 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2423 No matter how hard I try, I can’t get a head 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2424 If I had been warmed up, I would have been more elusive. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2425 Tell me when you're ready to learn about body shots. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2426 Boy, that was cold. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2427 Where’s the magic in your old silk hat now?” 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2428 Alrighty then,two out of three! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2429 There's not enough time for a rematch. We're already starting to melt. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2430 No hitting below the carrot. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2431 At least I got the hat. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2432 That’s a knock off not a knock out! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2433 It’s about that time that we’ll have to continue this next year. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2434 Dang! Cold-cocked again! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2435 Float like a butterfly sting like a bee – his hands can’t hit what his eyes can’t see. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2436 Spring thaw for the win. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2437 Sorry, but you really need to dispense with your warm-up routine. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2438 Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2439 Help, lil help now! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2440 Oops! Do the Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply here? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2441 Frosty fought on despite his injury. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2442 We need to find another way to pass the time. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2443 HEADSHOT- doesn't count! Below the scarf only! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2444 Once we melt, you're mine. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2445 I didn't even punch you. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2446 Boxers need feet! 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2447 It's the final meltdown! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2448 I told you i have fists of flurry. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2449 Now that's what I call SNOW FALL!" 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2450 You no longer look like a jolly, happy soul. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2451 Stick beats carrot 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2452 This isn't going well, is it? 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
2453 I guess that’s considered a TKSNOW 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2454 Jab! Cross! Hook! Oops, I think you need to ice that 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2455 If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you... you'll be a snowman, my son. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2456 Fine, you can have the corncob pipe this year. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2457 I didn't see it coming. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2458 No, I said heads up! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2459 Thant was my good hat! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2460 Your bad. I lost my head. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
2461 Rats. I wanted your cap. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2462 There. I threw my hat in the ring. What’s next? 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2463 Okay NOW I see things from a different perspective. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2464 Call the kids! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2465 I didn't want to hit below the belt! 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2466 I'm worried about a dog coming and eating my nose! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2467 Pffft! Is that all you got? 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2468 Hurt?! Not in the least. No, matter of fact, I feel 6-8” deep over the tri-state area! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2469 I told you, “Don’t hit me in the carrot!” but did you listen? No! Now in anger, I’ve completely lost my head! 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2470 Hands up. Got it. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2471 Out by a knockout in Round -12! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2472 The fix is in. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2473 But it’s below the belt NOW. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2474 Are those oven mitts regulation? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2475 With yet another beheading, it was clear that snowman boxing would benefit from regulatory reform. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2476 Enough with the drama, already! Put your head back on and let's get back to whatever it was we were fighting about in the first place! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2477 The betting fans want to know if this counts as a tko 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2478 That's for disappearing on me last summer. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2479 Come on that’s not fair 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2480 My body's a fighter. My head is a passive resister. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2481 This isn’t a head game! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2482 That was not in the forecast. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2483 Frosty proving the old adage, “work the body and the head will fall.” 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2484 Like I always told you son,hard work and practice will always get you AHEAD. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2485 Sorry. That's a bit of a gruesome start. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2486 A knock off! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2487 Good one! How long have you been boxing? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2488 Now that's gonna leave a mark... 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2489 See? Mom told you to wear your scarf! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2490 Lost your head again,eh? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2491 Rematch? 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2492 I told you we should wear headgear. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2493 Rockem-Sockem yes but that was robots. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2494 I guess we won't be going the full 12 rounds today. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2495 I told you; this is why we don't celebrate Boxing Day. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2496 This is why we can't have nice things. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2497 The Marquess of Queensberry rules say decapitation is not allowed. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2498 Go aHEAD and try that again. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2499 Well, it's better than melting away. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2500 I was led to believe that cooler heads would prevail. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2501 Refreshing change of scenery from down here 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2502 Now I’m no longer in your weight class. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2503 No throwing at the head. And also, no throwing the head.” 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2504 You knocked my ice block off. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2505 I thought we agreed, 'No hitting above the neck. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2506 So much for "a jolly happy soul." 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2507 Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again someday! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2508 No fair! I wasn't ready yet. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2509 I told you the scarf serves a purpose. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2510 I don't think I can blame global warming for this one. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2511 Heavy is the head that wears the pom. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2512 No fair, you know the carrot is off limits… 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2513 Looks like more of us is on the way. 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
2514 Nice one, champ. Good luck fighting climate change! 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2515 When dad said "keep your head on your shoulders" I didn't think he meant literally 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2516 Not feeling so jolly or happy now 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2517 How about we take our gloves off and band together against global warming? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2518 The etymology of Bob and Weave 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2519 It's been a brutal winter. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2520 I ASKED you not to say, "I'll knock your block off!.. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2521 Caught off-guard with fancy footwork. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2522 La Nina clobbered me again! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2523 I thought we agreed not to loose our heads over a girl... 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2524 If you call the match over, I’ll finish ahead. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2525 ... Whenever you're rea... dy... HEY!!! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2526 Stung like a Bee, Spring is Coming! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2527 Somehow this reminds me of the French Revolution. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2528 Hmm. I just told him to take off his hat. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2529 That does it! I’m gonna totally melt you now! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2530 Still can't knock me off my feet. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2531 Does that count as a knock-out? The rules are a little unclear on this scenario 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2532 I just can’t keep my head in the game. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2533 Yeah, but I didn’t hit below the belt. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2534 Uncle! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2535 I had a plan until you punched me in the face. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2536 Okay, sorry...I didn't know you were so sensitive about the ugly scarf. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
2537 That’s the last time I argue with you about climate change. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2538 I said befriending! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2539 The kids today don't build snowmen with the same passion they felt before e-games and climate changes. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2540 The climate discussion made me lose my head 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2541 Get up! Show me what you're made of! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2542 Duck and ...what?! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2543 Great. Now we have to wait for that little kid with the stuffed tiger. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2544 I thought you were joking when you said you'd knock my.... 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2545 On the bright side, we can play basketball now! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2546 Talk about a frosty reception! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2547 Tis but a flesh wound. Come back here, you coward! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2548 Calvin is going to be very upset. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2549 If you don’t stop this I’ll punch you in the f… forget it! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2550 That's cold, man. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2551 Where’s the head ref? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2552 At least Holyfield isn't hearing this 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2553 I know precisely where it went 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2554 Where's the ref? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2555 They call me Snowhamed Ali 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2556 Dance like a snow flutter but sting like a sleet 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2557 I didn't call you Olaf! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2558 Garabanzo! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2559 Come on Alice, don’t lose your head over this! 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2560 Roll me around a bit so we can be in the same weight class. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
2561 All it took was one thumpety, thump thump to look at Frosty go. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2562 This never happened to the Rock'em Sock'em Robots 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
2563 And we didn't even start the warming-up part. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2564 Better luck next year. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2565 Forgot to put sunscreen on my neck 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2566 I thought you said this would be a “friendly” 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2567 My insurance won't cover this. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2568 I’ll get you next year. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2569 You didn’t even wait for the bell 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2570 It’s so cold I can’t feel my face 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2571 This didn't go quite the way I thought it would... 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2572 JOE: I'M SO SORRY! 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2573 Frosty learns that all hats are not magical. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2574 I should have trained harder -- I put on 10 lbs. during the last blizzard. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2575 Let's try baseball. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2576 Anderson has really taken a hit this winter…he is out cold 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2577 You are made of pow 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2578 I don't think Rock-em, Sock-em Snowbots is going to sell. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2579 What do you hope to accomplish by this? 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
2580 What’s your second punch? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2581 Put my scarf back, twerp! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2582 Actually, this is better than getting punched in the nose. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2583 Win or lose, we’ll all end up in the same place. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2584 Touch gloves, touch gloves! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2585 HOW is my hat still on? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2586 Clearly you didn't get the memo that this was an exhibition match 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2587 "You didn't have to do that. I'm sorry I took your cap. I was cold." 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2588 I'm ok. It's only a frost wound. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2589 It’s only because I wasn’t warmed up yet”-Matthew F 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2590 Now give me back the gosh darn hat! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2591 He fights like he has ice in his veins 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2592 Oops, I don’t think we thought this through. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2593 You still can't have my hat, Ron. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2594 I'd go another round, but I think this puts me in a different weight class. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2595 Now I see why you're wearing a scarf. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2596 Frosty's got something for your mama too! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2597 Snow, you didn't Thomas Frizzell Crockett, Texas 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2598 You should see the other guy 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2599 But, I barely touched you. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2600 The Johnson’s always pride themselves on having the best seasonal display in their gated community. This year’s theme was Rumble in the Jungle. 1.1613 0.04343 124 110 8 6
2601 Wait! Was it on three or after three? Well I guess I will never know... 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2602 Technically, it's a knock *off* 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2603 Oh no, I can see the sun. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2604 You're still cool George, just roll it off 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2605 It's just a head wound. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2606 Feisty the snowman had a hell of a right hook... 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2607 Sorry, I’m not really a fighter. I just lost my head. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
2608 Any other bright ideas? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2609 C’mon, Frosty, keep your head in the game 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2610 Spare me the punchline! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2611 I could kill that Calvin! 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2612 Still better than water polo. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2613 That was a little aggressive. I would have GIVEN you my carrot." 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2614 Your midsection is next 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2615 Okay Round One to you then 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2616 HAY , I SAID , NO HITTING BELOW THE HAT 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2617 This is unfortunate. I was just getting warmed up. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2618 …he took a tremendous blow from his northeast, an uppercut right to the carrot… 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2619 Of course you won, you have 'The Scarf of Unhittability" 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2620 That was a cold blooded knock-out if there ever was one... 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2621 … and stop calling me Louie. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2622 My block slipping off can't be a TKO. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2623 I meant to knock your SOCKS off. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2624 Climate change! Climate change! left hook. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2625 Blame it on the global warming 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2626 You pack a good punch, If only my builder could pack so well. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2627 Best of freeze? 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2628 So much for building a contender. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2629 Y’know Adrian, I’m starting to think it is about how hard you hit. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2630 It was supposed to be no contact… 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
2631 ….. told you not to lose your head. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2632 I guess I’ll just lie here now and wait for spring. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2633 It’s cold down here ! 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
2634 OK I regret mentioning your butt looks big in that outfit! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2635 A little more to the left?" 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2636 But still, you don't win unless I melt!" 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2637 Darn! That happens every time I blow my nose. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2638 If only hurts when I laugh. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2639 Put em up! I can still see you! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2640 Well Joe, that's one way to avoid a head shot. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2641 You never did have your head on straight! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2642 Nice scarf. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2643 Down goes Frozier! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2644 The emotional hit! When somebody finds out they both have feelings. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2645 For the last time, I didn't steal your stocking cap. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2646 I said on the count of THREE, Larry! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2647 I know I can explain the black eyes to my wife, but this?! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2648 Put up your dukes, I'm not going for that head fake. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2649 The body, Jake. Always start with the body. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2650 No biggie, dude. Life's short. Spring's around the corner. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2651 Brainless is the best way to play the game. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2652 Nice going jerk, you win - and now I'm uninsurable with a "pre-existing" condition! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2653 Quit bragging just because you're ahead. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2654 Chiller in Manilla 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2655 I'm so embarrassed, I wish the sun would come out and just melt me already. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2656 No fair, you cold cocked me. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2657 I've got two rounds left in me! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2658 I just can’t get my head into this boxing thing 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2659 The Super Glue was supposed to have set by now. 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
2660 This isn't quite what I meant by a "face-off" 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2661 I said, "Take of my HAT!" 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2662 When you’re in the ring it’s best to keep a cool head. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2663 Looks like I've lost some water-weight since the weigh-in. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2664 The results of a wicked right slush punch to the carrot. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2665 Sorry I listened to you about today being "boxing day". 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2666 Hmm. Maybe I should rethink this... every time we have a little conflict,he loses his head. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2667 Why did you punch my head? How can snowmen even fight? And why can I still talk with just my head?? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2668 It’s only a flesh wound 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2669 I was undefeated at kickboxing. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2670 Didn't work, I'm still thinking about her. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2671 Mother is always right. She told you to wear a scarf. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2672 Below the hat does not count. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2673 Should I call you Ice-abod Crane? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2674 we can do this all winter long! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2675 Well, now you've got the scarf AND the belt. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2676 Where's the rest of me? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2677 Great footwork. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2678 You know, I used to be a movie star. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2679 Caught me nodding off, din't ya'? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2680 Yikes! Sorry can’t help you. Just got my nails done. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
2681 Nothing to lose your head over. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2682 That’s no excuse. The devil’s not anywhere near here. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2683 It was over with a single snow blow. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2684 Sticks and stones Gerry, sticks and stones. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2685 Dad said you were supposed to let me win... 1.1583 0.04427 120 107 7 6
2686 So, this is how I die. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2687 Sure, I started it, but now you need to pick on somebody your own size. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2688 Ok, but I'll win the long game because you will melt before me. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2689 I'd continue, but the concussion protocol won't allow it. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2690 See, you gotta roll with the punches! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2691 I am going to tell everyone it was a split decision. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2692 Does this count as below the belt? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2693 FREEZE 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2694 Go ahead. Tell me that's not 'cold-cocked'. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2695 Hey! I'll be back again someday. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2696 Some snowmen knock another snowman's head off just to make themselves seem taller. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2697 It's not fair play if you're in a shadow for most of the day. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2698 I wish I had finished high school” 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2699 Dude, that's just cold. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2700 Hell of a crosswind. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2701 I knew this sparring would snowball 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2702 Okay. Now let's try sumo. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2703 I can predict your punches much better from down here. 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
2704 Knockout? Nah, man. I want a 10-count. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2705 Ah this is why my manager told me to wear the scarf. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2706 Nobody calls me the Pillsbury Doughboy and gets away with it 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2707 This went from Guerra & Boothby to Calvin & Hobbes. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
2708 Strictly speaking I’m not down for the count. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2709 I can do this all day. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2710 Classic - now I'm a torso! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2711 Enough fighting. Let's make snow angels. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2712 I didn’t mean for you to lose your head over our battle over whether climate change is real! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2713 If I'd known those kids brought us to life just to watch us fight, I'd never have let them put this old silk hat on me. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2714 Since when is telekinesis allowed under Marquess of Queensbury rules? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2715 Guess I’ve been cold cocked! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2716 Hurry up I'm getting a brain freeze! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2717 Be thankful I didn't bite your ear off. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2718 Even for little Timmy, this tableau is dark. 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2719 You call that a body blow! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2720 I'm already on ice...Now get me to a hospital! 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2721 You didn’t need to cold-cock me just because I stole your cap! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2722 Best of three? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2723 And I was forecast to win. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2724 Where the hell is the ref? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2725 Hey, it’s nothing to lose your head over. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2726 I'm through fighting. Now I going to give you the cold shoulder. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2727 And thats why we wear scarves, Bob 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2728 I didn’t realize that was an option. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2729 I thought we agreed head shots were out of line. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2730 There must have been NO magic in The old wool hat they found For when they placed it on His head fell to the ground 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2731 See! I said I don't worry about facial cuts, didn't I? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2732 I said let's settle this on the ice *rink*, with a "k" 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2733 Weren't we supposed to touch gloves first? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2734 Don't feel bad-I was just warming up. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2735 Cutman! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2736 Hey! That’s a foul! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2737 That’s not fair - you cold-cocked me. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2738 Hey, I'm warning you, stop while you are a head! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2739 Lucky punch. Now I got ya where I want ya! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2740 Climate change is still my biggest problem. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2741 So much for...cooler heads prevail! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2742 I think I’ve lost my mind 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2743 I still think we have time before climate change becomes a problem. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2744 You know the rules! No head blows or blow torches. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2745 Oh no, you've given me two black ice! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2746 This is why I suggested we only do body shots. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2747 Um-- would this be a technical knock-off? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2748 Don't lose your head over it! 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2749 Yes, this means I win. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2750 Okay, I guess I'll refer to you as 'snow person' from here on out. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2751 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2752 Eric finally gets back at donny jr. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2753 Winter primary season can be so unforgiving. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2754 Hey! I thought this was a cardio class 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2755 This wouldn't have happened if you had a neck. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2756 I thought we agreed not to lose our heads over this. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2757 Welp, our fates were sealed anyway thanks to that pesky groundhog 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2758 This would be all right if I were a Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robot. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2759 Sometimes, sports aren't just all fun and games when someone loses their head! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2760 You could have warned me you were the Rock 'em Sock 'em champ of '69!!! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2761 Forget your headgear? Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2762 Oh Frosty, what have you done? All my life--all two days of it--is passing before my eyes! 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2763 Being scarfless was his undoing 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2764 move like a butterfly, it stings when I freeze 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2765 Oh look! I can finally watch the sundogs without getting a stiff neck. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2766 Didn't you hear me say "Heads Up"! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2767 It’s nothing, just water weight. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2768 FIGHTING WITH HIS HEART, NOT HIS HEAD 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2769 Technically, I am down but NOT out. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2770 After a quick, ice bath plunge, you won't recognize me for Round Two. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2771 At least my head's kind of warm." 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2772 I thought we agreed not to hit above the belt. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2773 I must say. I never saw that one-two punch coming. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2774 Uh-oh. Does this mean I'm the anti-hero? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2775 I’m shouldering this match. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2776 I hope your whole damn family melts, Don. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2777 Well, you knocked me out cold... 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2778 I'm rolling with the punches buddy ! 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2779 This isn't what I meant when I said to knock it off. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2780 I said BELOW the belt! 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2781 Sorry you lost your head! I was just playing around. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2782 Get up by 10 or else Spring will call it a draw 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2783 You said you had twig arms. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2784 I'm pretty sure this isn't the right sport for us. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2785 I think I would have preferred a low blow. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2786 So, that's why they call you "The Avalanche." 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2787 Rats! You started melting before I even got a chance to knock your head for a loop. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2788 Wanta try again.? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2789 You haven’t one. I’m still on my feet 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2790 Thank god you did not hit below the belt 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2791 Oh Snow! Are you ok? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2792 Let’s keep it under the belt from now on, okay?! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2793 Tis but a scratch - a flesh wound! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2794 Well the first rule of boxing is protect your face. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2795 Float like an ice bug, sting like a bee 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2796 I can take you with my head lying behind my back! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2797 For the purpose of practice, I’m giving you a head start. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2798 I'd like to give another go but I 've seemed to have lost my head!? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2799 Calvin would be proud. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2800 Oh Dear, I seem to have lost my head 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2801 I didn't say "ding". 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2802 Nice hit. Is that my ex-girlfriend’s scarf? 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
2803 Hey, wait for the bell. 🛎️ 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2804 Let’s take off the heads, Harry, and see who can fight like a real snowman 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2805 Were we not supposed to do a warm up? 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2806 Don’t bother. Global warming is gonna knock us both out. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2807 One sec, I forgot my scarf. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2808 Darn Calvin! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2809 I told you I didn’t have a head for this. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2810 Float like a butterfly sting like a... snowman? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2811 Coward! It’s just a flesh wound. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2812 Could I borrow your scarf? 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2813 Can someone get me some ice for my head? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2814 If I had a brain I might have thought this through, 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2815 I give up. Let's make snow angels instead 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2816 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN WITH A GLASS JAW 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2817 How the hell can I go to a neutral corner? 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2818 You and your lucky scarf. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2819 That was a frosty reception 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2820 Don't mind me - I'm keeping a cool head! 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2821 No fair you have a heads up 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2822 Ok. I think we should donate these gloves or something. I’m pretty sure we’re doing boxing day wrong. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2823 Am still leading on points !! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2824 I told you your head wasn’t on straight back when this was just a snowball fight. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2825 I'm sorry I insulted your scarf 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2826 By tomorrow, the pain will all melt away. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2827 As The Black Knight once said, ‘Tis but a scratch.’ 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2828 A day late,a head short. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2829 I think my footwork is lacking. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2830 Hey, head first is in baseball! 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2831 Pull yourself together man and let's do this. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2832 Tis but a scratch,I’ve had worse. Nothing compared to global warming! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2833 I hope next year, the kids are into golf. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2834 I said you were way over your head! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2835 ' I guess I should have mentioned my frozen shoulders...' 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2836 Oh--until a momentnago, Unthought ypunwere a head! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2837 Sorry about it. I hope that did not kill you. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2838 Haven't you heard about male fragility? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2839 What did you think was gonna happen? 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2840 Better me than global warming. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2841 Oh, snow..." 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2842 More like Fisty the Snow Man. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2843 Just one of the downsides of having no spine. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2844 I told you not to go for the carrot. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2845 Well,Calvin just likes to mess with people 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2846 Okay, you were right, the hat was dumb. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2847 You did tell my to get my head in the game, Frank. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2848 Ohhhhhh, I forgot my scarf 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2849 Oh, so now you think you're ahead of the game . 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2850 Oh, great. I never liked my carrot nose, and now I’ve got a cauliflower ear. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2851 That should clinch a win on points 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2852 You're supposed to hit BELOW the belt! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2853 We can schedule a rematch in the spring . 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2854 Now you're outnumbered! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2855 Seems we're not identical twins any more. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2856 I asked you to give me head..... 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2857 It's just a flesh wound. Come on and fight, you pansy. I'll poke your eyes out with my nose! 1.1531 0.04887 98 88 5 5
2858 Okay, next round, no head shots 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2859 That didn't take long. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2860 Come over here and try that again. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2861 — Am I winning coach? — That’s not what I meant with «hands up and head down» kiddo “ Cc @fatu 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2862 I thought Boxing Day, was something different 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2863 When I said 'Knock my block off!' I meant that figuratively..." #LuxyPostcardsEtc #Etsy #FaceBoo 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2864 So, who does this benefit? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2865 So that’s what snow clouds look like. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2866 We should’ve made a ref first 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2867 No, it isn't! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2868 The ref just called a 'TK Snow" 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2869 Hold on, would ya'? I need to get my head on straight. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2870 A little help here and the hat is yours. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2871 Maybe we should take up bowling.” 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2872 The Mike Tyson Christmas card range never really caught on. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2873 You don't stand a snowballs chance in Hell 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2874 If only I had knees, I would have ducked that one! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2875 They’re saying it’s overly symbolic. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2876 That was the coldest left hook I've ever felt... 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2877 Ok, so what if I lost my head ! 1.1527 0.03978 131 116 10 5
2878 I blame Taylor Swift. 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2879 Fight,I still got two balls intact. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2880 I don't have a head for this kind of thing. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2881 I told you no one wants to see white guys box. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2882 The NFL just called and said you're good to keep going. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2883 Actually, I was just jealous of your hat. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2884 Yeah - it's a knock off - not a "technical knockout." . 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2885 A new perspective looking up at the sun - no need to fight since life is short and precious! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2886 Why do I always lose my head in these situations? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2887 Technically, it's not a block. It's a ball. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2888 Next round, I get the scarf. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
2889 The buttons work as eyes too, you know. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2890 TKO - total knock off! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2891 I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2892 Well, guess who's sorry now? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2893 Snowy stared, unblinking...suddenly grasping that he too was simply part of the water cycle... 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2894 Well, I did say ‘Heads up!’”. And I think your hat is dorky, too. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
2895 I've had worse. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2896 Not fair. I haven't got a scarf. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2897 Hey, you gotta come check this out! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2898 I may love to box,but what I really would prefer to do is to play music with Mark! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2899 The outcome was fixed! I was setup from the start. ” 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
2900 Okay Climate change is real. What are you going to d o about it? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2901 I said: below the waist! 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2902 What Next? 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2903 Why do I suddenly feel like I have two eyes made out of coal? 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
2904 Once again, we're snowmen, not Rock-em Sock-em Robots! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2905 I didn't know your heart was made out of coal too? 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2906 I said, only below the buttons 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2907 That’s how you roll with the punches. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2908 Not sure I am going to get up from this one 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2909 Karma is going to be that you will melt first! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2910 Guess you’ve gotta roll with the punches. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2911 Head to head boxing match! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2912 We could have talked this through like grown snowmen. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2913 Fight me, coward, it’s just a flesh wound! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2914 My shoe was not untied! I don’t even wear shoes. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2915 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "snowball fight." 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2916 Fifteen Love. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2917 Knock . . . off? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2918 Ok, I shouldn’t have called you a snowflake 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2919 Hey, we said no kicking! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2920 I don't think the Johnson's have a sense of humor. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2921 You didn't give me a chance to warm up. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2922 If you think you have the upper hand, think again. The groundhog did not see its shadow. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2923 It fell off before you hit me. Climates gotten too warm for boxing snowmen. 1.1512 0.05364 86 78 3 5
2924 I told the kid I wanted the scarf and not the hat. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2925 Oh great, now you really *did* knock my block off 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2926 I guess things are looking up now. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2927 The snowman themed 'rock em, sock em' robots weren't big sellers... 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2928 I give them points for creativity and flair plus an extra mark for leaving me the beanie. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2929 Head down, dukes up. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2930 This was rigged . 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2931 Now what ... a kick to the groin? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2932 Heads up!...oops 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2933 Guess you're the 'head' referee now? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2934 Give me a heads-up when you're ready to end our cold war. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2935 I'll put some ice on it tomorrow. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2936 That right hook is snow joke. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2937 I knocked his head off. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2938 This isn't something to lose your head over! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2939 Clearly you give a whole new meaning to “I will knock your block off”. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2940 No! The ring was your idea! 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
2941 Don't you miss Calvin and Hobbes? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2942 Okay, I take it back. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2943 You are such a doll 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2944 Looks like a storm is coming. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2945 That wasn't so bad. I still got my hat on. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2946 Shall we call that round a draw? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2947 Okay, my turn next. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2948 ''I'll beheading off then.'' 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2949 Wow, you really did knock my block off. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2950 Toughen up Dave, stop being such a snowflake 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2951 Hey! Check out the eclipse! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2952 Yaahh! Wise guy! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2953 Tis but a scratch. Chicken. Victory is mine. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2954 Let's keep it fair. Pop your eyes out. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2955 The Headless Snowman's undefeated, and today is just another day. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2956 This is NOT how a snowman is supposed to teach children about loss! 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2957 And, China wins by a cheap knock off 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2958 ''Put Up Your Mittens" 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2959 It’s okay, this specifically qualifies for my AD&D Insurance 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2960 Have you seen my scarf? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2961 Just wait till spring, motherfucker. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2962 I never had a snowman's chance in hell. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2963 That's what you get for biting my ear off, Mike. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2964 Dukes up! Head off 1.1504 0.04395 113 101 7 5
2965 Allergies! I wish I hadn't sneezed! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2966 So no head? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2967 You're sorry, you're sorry. Roll with the punch you said. "Oops" just doesn't cut it! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2968 Go on, hit me below the belt. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2969 If I feel a phantom limb, can I feel my face twice? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2970 Do we know how to count backwards? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2971 You’re right, scarves are the superior winter accessory. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
2972 At least I don't have to worry about putting some ice on it. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2973 If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2974 It’s not your fault… I’ve been a little weaker since global warming. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2975 NOT TO WORRY I AM STILL FIERCE..BESIDES WE ARE BOTH STANDING STILL .. I GAVE YOU THE FIRST PUNCH TO "SEE" WHAT YOUR PUNCHING WITH..MY RETURN PUNCH WILL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF AND TOTAL THE OTHER 2 BODILY SECTIONS.. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2976 I didn’t realize that you’re a Northpaw 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2977 Dude,not cool! 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2978 Just wait for spring and it'll be your turn too! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2979 In the end, the climate wars came down to hand-to-hand combat 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2980 I knew he was a knock-off! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2981 KO. And here comes the sun. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2982 Off in the distance, a child’s voice is heard screaming, “He knocked his block off!” 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2983 Time out, I’m feeling a bit light headed… 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
2984 It's a face-off! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2985 Look. It's a comet! 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2986 This is what I get after a hot streak. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
2987 Not bad for a first lesson. Pick up your head, work on your basics, and we'll meet again next week. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2988 Nobody is ever gonna call ME "Snow Flake" again! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2989 Let’s just work the body for a while. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2990 I’d keep icing that head injury 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2991 Okay, one round down. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2992 Okay-you've won round one! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2993 Down but not out 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2994 You should have seen the other guy 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2995 Okay, new rules. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2996 Okay, spring break ! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2997 You still can't have my hat, you can't reach it! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2998 Now,do you understand why I always pick briefs over boxers😏?!? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2999 Would I rather play soccer? Why do you ask? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3000 Note to self: don’t try to hold in your sneeze. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3001 I didn’t expect that flurry of punches. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3002 When you said you wanted to reënact “Rocky,” I didn’t think you meant “Rocky IV.” 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3003 Now you're Frosty the headless snowman! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3004 You've knocked me off my feet! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3005 How am I doing? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3006 That's not what the coach meant when he said, "Keep your neck loose." 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3007 No fair, you hit me! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3008 No fair. The referee's taking his nap. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3009 Time out, I'm having an off of body experience 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3010 Dude, I'm just helping you with the inevitable." 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3011 Why do I always have to be the Sonny Liston snow man? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3012 No fair! You didn't wait for the sleigh bell! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3013 Lost ahead of happenstance... 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3014 Gee...... I TOLD you to beware of my left jab....☹️ 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3015 You didn't hit me. I turned my head. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3016 Okay okay. I’ll admit it…maybe global warming is real. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3017 Warming up to much is a thing too 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3018 I was expecting a less intense flurry. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3019 I don't like violence, don't force me to use it against you. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3020 Don't worry about it. Probably would've fallen off during this weekend's warm up anyways. 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
3021 Climate change is partially responsible for that wallop. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
3022 I just gotta put some ice on it. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3023 Just a slush wound. No worries! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3024 Should have listened to my trainer and took a scarf sponsorship. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
3025 This isn’t what happens when the humans do it. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3026 Snow reason to concede. I'll just appeal. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3027 I thought Boxing Day was about presents 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
3028 How about a rematch? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3029 Kill the head and the body will die...I think" 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3030 - . . . best 2 out of 3?! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3031 Knocked out cold,martyr-style 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
3032 The champ seems to have lost his head as he goes down in a flurry! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3033 Come on Bob. Keep a cool head. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3034 Shit 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3035 You said you’d knock my head off. I didn’t know you really meant it 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3036 This cloud looks just like you 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3037 Well that was a bit cold. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3038 May be in the winter of my years, folks, but at least I haven't lost my mind. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3039 Of course you can still run for President. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3040 Everyone has a game plan until you get punched in the mouth 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3041 Right, it's those kids who staged the whole scene. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3042 No fair! We're only allowed to punch below the belt! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3043 You better call 911. I can’t feel my body.” 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3044 Can't feel my legs, Johnny! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3045 I’m gonna try this from a different perspective. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3046 Yeah, the kiddo forgot the stick again. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3047 Good luck getting it off my head. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3048 This could have been a win-win! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3049 You not only have a height advantage over me, but you also struck before I said, "Ready!! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3050 So, you probably think I should turn the other cheek? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3051 I think we should try some other sport 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3052 I don’t care what your pronouns are. That was still a cheap shot. 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
3053 Can you hand me my phone? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3054 Damnit Larry, you know I don't have health insurance 😂 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3055 I've just been cold-cocked. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
3056 I know you wanted the hat.....but now nobody gets to wear it. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3057 Should we take it down a notch? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3058 Yeah, but you didn't break my carrot nose, Ray! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3059 I probably should have warmed up first. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3060 Global warming was going to kill us anyway. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3061 Hey,no fair,you know I have a glacé jaw 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3062 I wonder when I come back someday if I'll still have CTE. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3063 As the severity of the blow sank in, both boxers froze. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
3064 Yeah, I said, ‘Don’t lose your head.’ Now, just don’t lose mine. 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
3065 I said "get ready," not "behead me!" Co-pay isn't going to cover this either. 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
3066 I didn't mean to hurt him, I swear. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
3067 I can watch global warming better from here 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3068 Oh well. Winter’s almost over anyway. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3069 No más. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
3070 Do you wanna build a snowman? 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
3071 he was always head and shoulders above me 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3072 Okay, I’m sorry I took your hat. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3073 No, it's only a TKO. I am, at the end of the day, "still standing " 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3074 Oh no! Now you've done it. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3075 I’ll make a snowman out of you one day. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3076 They told me to float like a snowflake." 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3077 I’m the rope-a-dope dope, not the great white hope. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3078 You used to be a jolly happy soul, Frosty. Now you need anger management. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3079 s'no knockout 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3080 Dang it, I couldn't match his foot work!. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3081 Rematch next snowfall? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3082 I still say your mama was a snow machine. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
3083 Thanks for the concussion Champ! Half the time I’m seeing stars and the rest of the time, little birds are flying around. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3084 You wouldn't do that if this were July, 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3085 I just had some work done! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
3086 Is your personal liability insurance paid up? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3087 I’m a head on points 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3088 ‘Knock it off’ means stop. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3089 Hats off to you for that hit! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3090 Stop calling me Marie Antionette! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3091 When I said freeze, you punched! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3092 Hey! That was below the carrot,man. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3093 No, really, things are looking up! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3094 Float like a butterfly, sting like a third grader at recess 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3095 This is the Only season I'll let you do that. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3096 That was a some right hook! 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3097 Hmmm, the knockout gets it over with faster than the usual way. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3098 My dad was right… I am snowflakes 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
3099 I know that wouldn't have happened if I'd had my old top hat. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3100 OK, you can punch. We’ll see who melts first. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3101 Better call our "maker" before the sun comes out. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3102 You always just have to take that illegal head shot, don’t you? 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3103 Sully knew his anger problem was snowballing. 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
3104 Boy, you really knocked me out cold 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3105 Put up your........oops! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3106 I know it feels like putting a hat on a hat but ice always helps with snow-related injuries. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3107 Hey! No hitting above the scarf! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3108 Losing your head due to global warming is no excuse. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3109 Yield, yon snowy knave? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3110 Just a mere scratch! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3111 He's out cold, doc. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3112 We were just horsing around and I lost my head. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3113 You know, it really is nice to look up more! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3114 Pick your head up off the ground and fight like a snowman! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3115 Told you I could knock your [ice] block off! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3116 I think I can see your snowballs. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
3117 I shoulda worn that old silk hat. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3118 : "3-2-1, sock it to me, Man!" 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3119 There's a nicer way to ask to borrow my hat. 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
3120 I meant Sleigh bells, not Slay bells, Parson Brown! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3121 Just hold on. My cornerman will be here on Saturday." 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
3122 No! My shoulders have to be in contact with the ground. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3123 We are both going to melt anyway so why all the fuss over a condom?” 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3124 You don’t seem to have your wits about you! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3125 Wow, I didn’t see that coming ! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3126 Good one! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3127 Not knowing what to do, they both just stood there, frozen. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3128 Ummm, Frosty? Come on, don’t lose your cool. It’s just a game. Not worth a meltdown. Seriously, get your head back in the game. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3129 It has become much more difficult to plant a right hook, don't you think? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3130 They said my head wasn’t screwed on tight…. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3131 The hat still looks better on me. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3132 He tends to lose his head when he gets too cold. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3133 I may have lost this round, but at least I'm 'a-head'! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3134 Now I know how your wife feels. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3135 What's next, big shot? The steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3136 so this is what snowmen do at night... 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3137 Tis but a bruise. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3138 I'll have what she's having 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3139 Now I'm frosted! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3140 Thank you sir! May I have another? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3141 That right hook is a killer. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3142 I swear I never laid a hand on him. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3143 I should've chosen the scarf over the hat. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3144 He said it was nostalgia for his Rock-em-Sock-em Robots 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
3145 Nope, obviously not rigged, but they'll believe anything I tell 'em. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3146 Bowling’s a no too, Olaf 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
3147 Rockem Sockem Snowman Mayhem? Seriously, Frank? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3148 I'll see you in Hell! As soon as the sun comes out. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3149 Well,wanna rematch next snow day? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3150 All I can say is you're lucky the sun rises in the east. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3151 Snow fair, my eyes were coals. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3152 Oh, that’s gonna need ice! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3153 Next time wear a scarf 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3154 Rock 'em Sock......... 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3155 I always did look up to you. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
3156 I thought we were shadowboxing. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3157 I said, on the count of three!!! 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3158 Reducing headcount 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3159 I thought we said heads were off limits 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3160 We've been set up! 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3161 Get over yourself - it's just a flesh wound. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3162 Hey, you said no head hits! 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3163 Note to self: next time invest in a sturdier neck. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3164 With one hand tied behind my back? How about this? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3165 You would have melted soon anyway. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3166 Next time I’ll wear a scarf to stay cold. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
3167 Never heard of the Headless Snowman, have you ? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3168 Sorry--sometimes I get so into it I just lose my head. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3169 It's called knockout, NOT knockoff! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3170 The $4 well drinks did it. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3171 The scarf apparently protects your neck 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3172 when did you get such a great right hook? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3173 I always said, you got no footwork. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
3174 I'm still no snow angel? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3175 How not to stay ahead of the competition. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3176 If I had a belt, this would all be below it now. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
3177 OK, that was just a warm-up. 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
3178 Keep your head about you. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3179 I told you heads would roll Frank 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
3180 I know we don't see eye to eye, but have you lost your mind?!! 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
3181 In the heat of the third round, Joe Frostey landed a decisive head-spinning punch. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3182 Hey, guess where there’s an extra acorn? 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3183 this climate change snowpack isnt what it used to be 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3184 I don't deserve the name Snowy Balboa. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3185 I think I won that round on points! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3186 Another climate change debate. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3187 Ok, new rule: no punches below the belt OR above the tie 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3188 It took two people to draw us 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3189 What shall we do for an encore? 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3190 I thought a punch global warming combination was below the belt. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3191 My head may no longer be in the game, but you better believe the gloves are coming off! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3192 Come Spring, we'll both be losers! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3193 I can still see you! 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3194 Oh, so that’s what “cold-cock” means. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3195 So what? Everyone still thinks I’m smarter than you. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3196 Frosty wins by TKsnOw! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3197 Nice job on your footwork 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3198 Calvin did it. 1.1429 0.05081 91 83 3 5
3199 Suppose you were right, I am spineless .....................................after all .. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3200 Following a loss, one gains a profoundly altered perspective. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3201 I was cold cocked! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3202 upper cut landed literally 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3203 Yeah, everybody’s got a plan until they get hit in the carrot. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3204 I told you not to make fun of my ice sickle! 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3205 I'm watching you! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3206 These handicap rules are a real pain in the neck! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3207 I didn't want to lose my head over this, but we promised each other there would be no head shots! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3208 And the announcer said: “Boxing is not for snowmen.” 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3209 Handicapped 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3210 You weren’t supposed to actually hit me. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3211 This is exactly why we need a referee. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3212 … (he can’t talk his head is off. he’s dead) 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3213 Everybody else was losing theirs And blaming it on me. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3214 I had expected to lose my cool in the fight but not my head. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3215 Keep swingin', Frosty! I'm just chilling til you go into meltdown in the final round! 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
3216 The clouds are rolling in. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3217 No, I won. You know it. Everyone knows it. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3218 It’s economical and there is no suffering. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3219 It’s a better end than encountering Duke, the neighbor’s dog. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3220 my girlfriend gave me that head 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
3221 This feels like a lot of work for a melting art installation. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3222 I think you took ‘knock me out’ a bit too seriously. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3223 Can we do two out of three? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3224 I told you this was a bad idea. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3225 Thanks for honoring the No Low Blows rule 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3226 Are you part of the Monty Python troupe? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3227 I'm just glad Timmy gave up hot yoga for boxing. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3228 Ok. OK, I'll trade you my hat for your scarf. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3229 Ah, it's only a flesh wound! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3230 T. K. (Sn)O. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
3231 And the winner by TK-Snow - Joe Freezer. 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
3232 I think the stupid hat made you a warmer target. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3233 Confused? You haven't read the latest on neuroplasticity? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3234 Now I know why they call you "Manos de Hielo. " 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3235 It seemed like a winning blow, but then there was a meltdown. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3236 Well it’s not as bad as last year’s Normandy beach recreation. 1.1429 0.04587 98 88 6 4
3237 I'm out, but I'm not down. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3238 Thus ended the punch out at the OK corral. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3239 I told you before, Fred, run your mouth one more time, and I’d effing knock your head off. Did you think i was joking, Fred? Did you think this was a MF game? That I won golden gloves back in 97 just to have some punk b talk sht in my yard? Not me. I’m not the one. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3240 Don’t be ableist, I can still fight. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
3241 I wouldn't gloat! You have a snowball's chance to make the Olympic boxing team this summer. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3242 Huh, you are right, we DO look a lot like clouds. Now if you could just put my head back on before Janice wakes up and freaks out, I would appreciate it. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3243 I didn’t think of you as ‘abominable’ beforehand either 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3244 T'is is but a flesh wound 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
3245 Coming Soon: “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Snowmen - The Movie” 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
3246 There goes my six weeks. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3247 Yes, I am aware of Chekhov saying one should not have a loaded rifle on the stage unless it will be going off. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3248 What a way to get ahead. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3249 It's merely a flesh wound! 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3250 I'll never be able to hold my head up high again! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3251 The snowman goeth. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3252 Can you give me a heads up next time you want to get in a fight? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3253 I will be revenged in the Spring. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3254 I win! I can see the sky is blue! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3255 Great... now you're going to miss wight, Jim. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3256 Dude - that was after the bell. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3257 I should've eaten my Wheaties instead of "Frosted" Flakes 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
3258 It was just a small spat, you didn't have to loose your head over it! 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
3259 OK! I apologize of saying that you didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of beating me. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3260 I guess you’re still not over me sleeping with your wife, then. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3261 Ahrgh, you knocked my block off! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3262 Global warming is NOT an excuse, Ted. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3263 Frankly,we did win. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3264 Which one of us is Biden and which one is Trump? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3265 I thought we said no left hooks. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3266 I said, “Nice mitts.” 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3267 It’snow fair! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3268 you can put me back, y'know! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3269 I am leaving, I am leaving, but the fighter still remains 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3270 That’s a strong left hook but spring is undefeated. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3271 I don't think a standing eight count will extend the bout. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3272 Uh, a little help… 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3273 Was it hat envy that started this? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
3274 Ok, you're a head by one. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3275 I told you! ‘Just having two balls doesn’t mean you win.’ 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3276 Hold on I’m getting a brain freeze 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3277 Hey, I wasn’t ready yet! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3278 TMO- Technical Melt Off 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3279 Alright, Parson Brown. Just wait ‘till the other kids get here. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3280 Next time I'll wear a belt so you can hit below it. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3281 I guess I'm just feeling past my prime. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3282 I've gotta work on my footwork. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3283 Olaf was caught cold by Jack's left hook. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3284 What part of - 'this is just for show' - did you NOT understand? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3285 don't worry in another month we will be one again 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3286 What part of 'no mas' don't you get? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3287 It's only a technical knock-off. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3288 I see why they call it Head and Shoulders 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3289 Come on Mike, fight fair! First you bit my ear, now this? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3290 I bet you feel real cool. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3291 I have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning this fight. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3292 Guess that will be the last time you say something about my scarf being too feminine. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3293 And that’s how you get ahead 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3294 Well, I guess this concludes 'The Thrilla in Vanilla.' 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3295 Do you think little Jimmy was too young to watch Rocky?" 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3296 Just you wait until spring! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3297 What else ya got? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3298 Maybe we should have tried pilates instead. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3299 I wasn't built to fight 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3300 You really need to take a look outside. The kids spent the day making snowmen. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3301 Geesh, I should have worn my scarf like Mom said! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3302 Joni was right. I really don’t know clouds at all. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3303 When I said I’d knock your block off, I didn’t think it would really happen! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3304 You can’t call me spineless for trying 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3305 Does the three second rule apply here? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3306 Nice left hook, Frosty. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3307 Now I see the flaw in the idea. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3308 See ya next December. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3309 I'm not brain-dead...I'm cryopreserved. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3310 Remember, no hitting above the neck! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3311 Best scarf advertisement ever. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3312 … so stop sticking that carrot where it don’t belong! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3313 How’d you get so tall all of a sudden? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3314 Doesn't count unless I'm totally down. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3315 My cornerman told me to knock his block off. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3316 Bring on Jack Frost!" 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3317 What did you expect when you invited Don King to the winter party? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3318 Ice jaw. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3319 - "Now stand aside, worthy adversary. - 'Tis but a scratch. Come back,I'll bite your carrot off!" 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3320 Snow problem! I’m gonna roll with the punches. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3321 Once again Bob, you’ve lost your head over a little spat. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3322 Technically, it’s not a block. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3323 It's only a frost wound. Put up your dukes! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3324 Round 3 is on the ground, just two rounds to go! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3325 At least, the carrot didn't break off. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3326 Burl Ives is not going to be happy about this. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3327 I guess you floored me 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3328 I can beat you with one hand behind my back, ok...i can beat that. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3329 I don’t like the view as much from down here. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3330 Swing a little harder next time 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3331 I guess that’s the last time I call you a snowflake! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3332 I hope this cartoon gets laughs, but my head knocked off like this is a hell of a deal for me. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3333 No, it has to be two thirds knock out 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3334 Nails said take a dive, not a header. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3335 Wow, man, the sky... 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3336 My footwork needs improvement. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3337 Low your center of gravity -- the key to many victories! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3338 What's the point in losing your head over global warming? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3339 Give me a sec, you got me right in the ball. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3340 I didn’t know you don’t need a brain to keep on fighting. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3341 There's nothing wrong wtih having two eyes made out of coal, Ron. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3342 This yard ain’t big enough for the two of us 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3343 You could have asked nicely and I would have lent you my hat. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3344 And thus, Frosty was s-no-w more... 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3345 Not the way I saw Boxing Day going 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3346 We SAID no hand warmers in gloves. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3347 It's fine, spring would have it even harder in a couple of weeks! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3348 Bill Watterson called. He says your assault is uninspired and derivative. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3349 'This must be a case of the mind-body problem." 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3350 Fred, I lost my head. Can you put it back in place? What about the best 2 out of 3? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3351 Oops, I did it again. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3352 No matter. I see the sun's coming out. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3353 Christ! What an asshole. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3354 Let's try again. I was snow-blinded. 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3355 Maybe 'carrot-nose' was a poor chose of words. 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3356 Good luck taking possession of the hat, now. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3357 That’s not the Marquess of Queensbury rules. It is a knock out, not a knock your block off. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3358 It's that damn muffler. He always wins when he wears his lucky muffler. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3359 I don't need A.I. My scarf protects me. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3360 No fair , You got a scarf ! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3361 It snow good now apologizing ... 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3362 I thought you were a jolly happy soul, Frosty. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3363 You look like Marie Antoinette.. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3364 Oops - gotta quit working out those biceps! 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3365 You wanna get that? 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3366 No rematch." "Don't want one 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
3367 Concussion's Snow Joke, Man 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
3368 I can see my cloud from here. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
3369 And once again, Mike Iceson was no match for Muhammed Frosty. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3370 He was used to getting two black eyes but not this. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3371 It was a bad idea to eat those frosted flakes. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3372 Technically, you’re down for the count! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3373 Float like a butterfly, sting like a be-headed snowman. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3374 I don't even know who Parson Brown is! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3375 Let’s finish this when it gets colder! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3376 You don’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3377 Now you wear the hat and I try the scarf on. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3378 That sneaky jab was cold, man. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3379 S'no joke! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3380 Stand Up! And HEAD UP! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3381 Is that all you've got? Just wait till spring when my puddle floods your puddle. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3382 I’d be more excited if the spring thaw wasn’t so close. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3383 I finally understand why it’s called “Boxing Day.” 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3384 And now I'm a meme. Thanks, Larry. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3385 I always say ‘I’d lose my head if it weren’t attached to my neck’ and now here we are. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3386 Nice flurry... 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3387 Hat's too heavy. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3388 I said, not.in.the.face, Randy! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3389 I believe the Queensbury Boxing rules still apply in a winter wonderland 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3390 Put up your dukes! Even without a head I can still win the GOP nomination . 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3391 Sorry about the low blow. I lost my head. 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
3392 Didn’t touch him! I swear. With him brains always play second fiddle to the heart 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3393 I can still see you from here. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3394 The Hat Lost the Snowman 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3395 Hey, look on the bright side, you’ll finally be featured in Calvin’s Snowmen House of Horrors 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3396 Those clouds look an awful lot like stars spinning in a circle. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3397 I sure hope it’s an early Spring! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3398 Now that’s what you call a violent climate warming. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3399 I think i got ahead of myself 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3400 Billy, that is not what I meant by icebox," said Grandpa. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3401 Existentially, I am still a whole person, er, snowman. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3402 I guess this was not what Mom meant when she told us to go out and play in the snow! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3403 I told you I have been taking lessons... 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3404 When Guerra and Boothby put my head back on,we'll call it a draw. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3405 There must have been some magic in that old silk glove you found... 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3406 And that one's for Shannon Elizabeth! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3407 Should I count? Or, are we good? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3408 You did too much warm up 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3409 No fair, Jim! You were made with wetter snow! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3410 Sorry..,i couldn’t wait any longer for you to Melt 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3411 Snowball fight? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3412 Nice one, but would you help me out with my head before we go to round two? 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3413 Maybe we should switch to _only_ punches below the belt? 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3414 I’ve lost my head, can you see it? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3415 Knock it off Frosty 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3416 You'll do ANYTHING to get ahead! 1.1371 0.04022 124 112 7 5
3417 You should have taken dancing lessons. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3418 You said "Block Off." 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3419 What? Now you have nothing to say. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3420 you have to put it back on stupid. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3421 Ain’t gonna be no rematch. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3422 Of course, it’s best two out of three. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3423 Thank you for helping me look at the sky. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3424 We’re a dying breed 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3425 ALWAYS READ THE RULES FIRST! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3426 I call it the 'King Henry hook.' 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3427 Right, you've had it. I'm going knock your block off too. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3428 A much better way to choose a president! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3429 Just thinking how different my life would have been if I'd gone with the top hat. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3430 Do you even need that scarf? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3431 You knocked my block off! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3432 The best defense is a 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3433 You stole my scarf, so I stole your hat. That's no reason to knock my block off! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3434 Hope you know your password. Face recognition is now out 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
3435 No head, no worries...fight on! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3436 All that POWder really knocked me out! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3437 I knew we should've just played pickleball. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3438 I said ""freeze, stick em up!" and he lost his mind 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3439 Abominable" is the word that comes to mind to describe your behavior here this afternoon. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3440 Hey! I wasn’t warmed up. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3441 Damn it,Steve. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3442 Looks like you win on a split decision. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3443 What happened to one arm tied behind your back? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3444 that hurt! 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3445 Don't let something like that discourage you. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3446 Spring training is worse. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3447 Boxing would be great for my temper if I didn't get so hot under the collar.... 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3448 Hey! No! I'm down here! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3449 Why was I born like this? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3450 That’s the oldest trick in the book 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3451 Hey, my eyes are down here. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3452 That took balls! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3453 Definitely not a sport for angels. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3454 Rock 'em, Sock 'em, Too much . . . 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3455 I told you I would knock your block off 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3456 I knew I shouldn't have played In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3457 That's a point deduction, hitting before the bell. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3458 Musk vs Zuckerberg 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3459 I just like to see things from a different perspective when I feel a challenge, don’t mind me 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3460 Come on, I said gimme your best shot. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3461 I'd like to see you try that in the summer. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3462 That's gonna hurt in the spring. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3463 OH GOD THE PAIN! TAKE THE HAT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAKE THE HAT OFF 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3464 Are we done? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
3465 It’s only an ice wound. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3466 Everyone has a plan until... . 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3467 I told you if we did this 'heads will roll'. 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
3468 There won't be a snow Mike Tyson! Whatever it takes! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3469 Fight you? Have you totally lost your head!? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3470 You SAY it wasn't a sucker punch, but why am I seeing stars? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3471 Can you believe my mom used to tell me I had sticks for arms. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3472 Snow reason to lose your head! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3473 That's a good left hook, but you need to focus on your footwork. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3474 Ref! Trainer? God? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3475 I told you to stretch first. 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
3476 I knew you'd melt first. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3477 Looks like Frosty's punch was snow joke! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3478 Aren''t there rules in boxing against knocking your opponent's head off?! 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3479 In a shocking turns of events an unseasonable thaw ended the event before it began. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3480 It's not over. My cornerman just went inside for hot chocolate. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3481 So much for stick and move 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3482 I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender, I could’ve been somebody, instead of a snowball, which is what I am.” 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3483 Ha! You just got snow powed! 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3484 Just a cheap knockoff 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3485 And so ends my dream of fighting in the Summer Olympics. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3486 Snow way I hit you that hard! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3487 Are you boxing or have you lost your head 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3488 Well, that’s a TKO, a Top Knock Off. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3489 Chill out Tyson Flurry! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3490 I am sorry because I just lost my head. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3491 You’ll do anything to get out of fighting me, won’t you?! 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3492 Look on the bright side, you can always go into politics. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3493 Total knock OUT, not OFF. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3494 Ow! But wow! You should see the sky! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3495 Hey, that wasn’t fair! I forgot my scarf, I want a do over! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3496 Let's stick to snowball fights. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3497 Maybe you should try pickleball. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3498 Shucks! I forgot my muffler. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3499 Keep swinging. He doesn't know what to hit. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3500 Now do you admit climate change is real? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3501 We probably should've hired coaches instead of trees. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3502 Say you like Summer one more time.... 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3503 Don't flatter yourself. It was climate change. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3504 You've seen too many Rocky sequels. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3505 You just knocked us out of the heavyweight division! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3506 There has to be a better way to settle this divorce, Barbra. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3507 3 second rule? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3508 I support inclusivity in sports, but let's reconsider this one.” 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3509 What was I thinking? I must have lost my head. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3510 Really, Donald? You're going to appeal the judges' decision that I won that round ?! 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3511 I told you-you don't have a snowball's chance in hell to beat me! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3512 Yeah, I think I'm gonna head out. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3513 From this angle I can see it wasn't fair. Your scarf is hiding a solid case of neck ice. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3514 Sorry, my head just isn't into it. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3515 Ok, ok. I'll tie it on with a scarf. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3516 I said”not in the face.” 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3517 Going to make an interesting headline 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3518 Are you channeling Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Snobots? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3519 In the face of climate change this seems like a Pyrrhic victory 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3520 I could've knocked your block off. Don't matter. We ain't makin it to Spring training no how. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3521 When do those sexy ladies walk by? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3522 It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3523 bet you think I am nothing but a flake for knocking your head off. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3524 What was that? A bout? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3525 Humans! They make all of us look barbaric!!! 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3526 You know this fight was rigged. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3527 Just before you hit me, I think I saw Waterson go by. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3528 You didn't tell me your neck was melting! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3529 You need some backbone 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3530 Calvin and Hobbes wouldn't be impressed. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3531 Fair warning! A bloke has gotta be mighty tough to survive a beheading! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3532 You're a chip off the old block! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3533 I'm having another out of body experience thanks to your left hook. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3534 The sun is coming out, so you probably would have lost your head anyway. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
3535 Hey! Just because I don’t have an ear to bite off…. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3536 Come’on snowflake. Gimme your best shot. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3537 I think it's time for a thaw in our relations. 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
3538 I'm a head now. I win. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3539 Not fair! You had a scarf to hold your head on. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3540 Get that, would you? I can't see 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3541 But I got the surgery! I’ve been on hormones! I am supposed to be a snowman now! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3542 It's not you, it's me. 100% 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3543 Don't let this go to your head. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3544 I guess I won the fight without even trying 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3545 Calvin, Mr. Watterson, a little help please. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3546 Well, that's a blow 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3547 Now, can I have my cap back? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3548 Shut up, I’m not crying! It’s just, like, a littler warmer down here so I melted a tiny bit. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3549 This is what happens when I can't do kickboxing. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3550 Why Rock'em Sock'em Snowmen never caught on. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3551 Oh no, Bob! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3552 Little boys can be cruel near the end of the season. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3553 Ding! Ding! Ding! Sit back and watch as these two warriors go head to hea... 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3554 Perspective is everything. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3555 She said "gloves off!" 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3556 I think you win by default. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3557 The rematch will be held at a lower weight class 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3558 snowball fight instead? 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
3559 It happens every time; I get nervous, sweat and lose me head. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3560 So which one of us is the ego and which is the super-ego, I wonder? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3561 Rigged! Very unfair! I actually won! 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
3562 Hey! Where did you go ? Heck,where did the ring go? Best two out of three ? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3563 Weighing in on the Riverdale, Georgia charges… 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3564 Nice combo—the ol’ thumpety-thump-thump! 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
3565 I miss my beach bod. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3566 Rock’em Sock’em Snowmen 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3567 O.K.—you win the hat too. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3568 I said knock your socks off not knock your block off! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3569 I guess I need to improve my footwork... by having feet. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3570 Heads off to your surprise left hook 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3571 This isn't my first meltdown after a warm-up. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3572 I told you! Not all heads roll! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3573 Cooler head fails to prevail 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3574 I’m really trying to keep a cool head here. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3575 One heck of an uppercut. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3576 I guess round two will have to be a snowball fight. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3577 Well - that's disappointing. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3578 I told you before we started that it is better to give than to receive. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3579 Well, at least you didn't hit me below the belt this time... 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3580 I think we scared the children off. You can put my head back on now. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3581 I said nothing below the belt!" "I didn't know it was a scarf! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3582 What happened is, first you froze and then you had a meltdown 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
3583 That was cold hearted. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3584 I didn’t hear no bell 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3585 Hey,you were right,the world is not all white ! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3586 I have an ice jaw. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3587 Not a problem. With global warming I may not need that part anymore. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3588 I feel cold Gary! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3589 Geeeez, how many times have I asked you to keep your head on straight? 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3590 I still think Jada looked better with hair.... 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3591 You could've just rearranged my face. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3592 CALVIN!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Hobbes? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3593 Hats off to winner 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3594 I just can't get my head around this sport! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3595 It's snow use. You no longer have any face value! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3596 I could've used a neck. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3597 Mom said you weren't actually allowed to hit me! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3598 Hey Frosty, when did we stop being icons of winter fun? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3599 Global Warming Tony, I tell ya 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3600 Why didn't you wear a scarf? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3601 Frosty, sorry I didn't warn you...things always get weird on Super Bowl Sunday. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3602 When I said "I'm losing my head over you," this is not what I had in mind. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3603 I knew I needed a scarf! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3604 Whose idea was this, anyway? 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3605 I will break you. #rocky4 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3606 Yeah...that's not how I see it. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3607 We said light sparing 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3608 The world looks different, but it's not the afterlife. I think I'll take up existentialism. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3609 No fair! You had a head start. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3610 All ice, and nothing nice 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3611 So, my first pep talk to myself didn't work. Maybe I'll have more luck with 'keep your cool.' 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3612 Tradition is now lost when people feel they have to create a diorama to tell a story. Can’t we just be a nice couple made of snow? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3613 I thought we said "on three" 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
3614 Have you had enough? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3615 Owwwwwww!!!! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3616 when you said prepare for heavy blowing, 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3617 That was so unfair dad! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3618 Joe Freezier wins in the Chillah in Manila. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3619 You’re cold hearted. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3620 Jeez, waddaya got in them gloves, rocks?! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3621 Gives new meaning to "I'll knock your block off." 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
3622 You're ahead, one - zero. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3623 I swear that when I called you frosty, it wasn't meant as an insult. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3624 Hey, this was only supposed to be a photo OP for my page. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3625 Stop the fight. I’m getting a head cold. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3626 I wish they had used a shorter carrot. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3627 Snow jaw? 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
3628 Don't worry about it. I fight with my heart. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3629 DOWN GOES FROZEN, DOWN GOES FROZEN! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3630 Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3631 Maybe I'll do better in the snowball fight. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3632 Sorry! I thought you were going to deflect. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3633 I hate boxing in the wind. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3634 That was a dirty shot! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3635 I knew I shoulda worn a scarf 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3636 I just had a nose job. I can’t risk it. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3637 That’s Frosty’s son, Fighty. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3638 No fair. What are you hiding under that scarf ? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3639 Sorry about that. Now you really have no chance in hell. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3640 Okay, this is beyond cold. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3641 Pretty sure that's a foul! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3642 I break you. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3643 You've got a glass head. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3644 Knock your block off is only a phrase. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3645 I do believe we're beginning to get the knack of this, but we may need to invest in the 2024 U.S.A. Boxing Rulebook. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3646 Stupid top-heavy hat. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3647 I shall remember this moment until spring thaw." 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3648 I'm losing head over fist. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3649 That’s a frosty left hook you’ve got there, South Pole. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3650 You know, I always thought the expression, 'I'll knock your block off was just figurative. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3651 I'm telling you, it's not your fault. They staged us this way. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3652 I said headgear was a must 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3653 That was my hat! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3654 The only ones who need therapy are the kids that made us this way. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3655 ok, listen, maybe we should rethink Snowflake MegaBattle 2024 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3656 We’re more like, “Slush-em, Mush-em, Sno-bots”. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3657 The Ref Who Came In From the Cold." Scene 1. Take 1 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3658 Two snowmen fighting the cold but at the last second turned on each other. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3659 I can still hear you humming 'Eye of the Tiger.' 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3660 Damnit, I know better than coming in without a dowel. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3661 Unfair advantage! Where are those kids? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3662 It wasn't me! My arms don't move! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3663 Was it the Queen of Hearts, or something I said? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3664 give up! what do you mean, it's but a flesh wound! 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3665 I thought we were just fooling around. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3666 It was a fun idea, but I don’t think they really thought this through. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3667 And in the scarf, victor by global warming TKO.” (Whoops; forgot the hashtag earlier, sorry. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3668 If a snowman’s head gets knocked off in the woods, does anybody hear it? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3669 Please don't tell mom! You can hit me! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3670 Global warming certainly has a good left hook.” 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3671 Did I go full on abominable on you man? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3672 I've lost my head over you........ 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3673 My footwork was wrong 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3674 Were you one of those 'Rock 'Em Sock 'Em' robots before you went pro 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3675 Turns out I can't float like a butterfly 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
3676 You could at least have waited until I was warmed up. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3677 You didn’t wait for the count of three. 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
3678 One sneeze and everyone leaves?? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3679 Do you want a timeout? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3680 Hey! Ice-knuckles are against the rules! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3681 I’ll be back again some day! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3682 Not an ideal winter sport. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3683 Another plus of being made of snow is we can re-position body parts without going to the ER. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3684 I'm just going to leave this right here. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3685 I'm a knock-off. He's the real thing. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3686 The fight was rigged. I won. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3687 Scrooge. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3688 I really don’t think your head’s in the game. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3689 So, that's what knock your block off looks like, Dad? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3690 I think they put the gloves on backwards. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3691 When Spring comes, I can still piss on your grave. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3692 Don't worry, I'll just put some ice on it. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3693 Okay, so you're NOT a liberal snowflake. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3694 A chill came over Frosty after he inadvertently coldcocked his friend! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3695 You weren't kiddin' when you said you'd knock my head off! Geez! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3696 i’m beat 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3697 I was not expecting that punch from those arms. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3698 Geez, did a 3 yr old build ya? This is too easy. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3699 As in life, so in the ring - let cooler heads prevail, I say! 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
3700 This isn't fair. Next time I get the scarf and you get the hat! And no punching above the waist! 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3701 That's what I get for forgetting my scarf. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3702 Another snowflake. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3703 OK, take your choice, Elsa or Anna? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3704 Hey! I said body shots only! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3705 I tried to tell them that my head was loose 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3706 Okay. So I think you're confused by the "no head-on hits" rule 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3707 I guess I only had a snowball's chance in hell of beating you. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3708 Looks like you're already melting I didn't even have to touch you and your head is already off 1.1290 0.04644 93 85 4 4
3709 Gloat while you can. Soon we'll both be spring runoff. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3710 Congrats tough guy, but I swear if it were two degrees colder… 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3711 Is she really worth kicking my snowballs, George? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3712 Guess I got knocked out cold huh 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3713 Never lead with the head, mate! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3714 Have my elbows always been this pointy? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3715 Let's get ready to Rumble!!!....oh wait a minute? Is that the sky?! 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3716 Think they'll come back after cocoa and s'mores? ... I want a rematch. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3717 Glide, I said, weave and glide...You need to keep your head about you in kick-boxing. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3718 Frost BITE? More like frost PUNCH! 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3719 We are all part of someone else’s narrative, Mike. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3720 I don't know . . . if feels worse than a 'cold freeze' headache. Does the sun seem really bright to you? 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
3721 Gee. I didn’t know I could really do that! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3722 Getting punched in the balls is no joke, it can make you lose your head! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3723 Don’t worry Bill, I just froze. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3724 I still say we go 15 rounds, or until we melt. Whichever comes first. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3725 What? You said you can float like a butterfly. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
3726 I guess it's not head-to-head anymore. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3727 When I threatened to knock his block off I didn't mean in literally. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3728 When snow days for parents hit different. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3729 You’re laughing now, but just wait till spring! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3730 I demand a rematch! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3731 Climate change takes the fun out of everything! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3732 Jeez, all I said was that Taylor and Travis aren’t endgame. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3733 Hey! We said no hitting above the charcoal buttons. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3734 This kind of defeat really changes my point of view 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3735 Still better than snow wrestling. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3736 This was only Lesson 3 of the 5 I paid for! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3737 Who just said, 'Heads up?' 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3738 Gloves off! Not heads off! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3739 Next time simply ask for my bobcap 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3740 You’re so tough. Big Deal! By Spring we’ll both be soggy pools of water. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3741 Rock 'em Sock 'em Snowmen consequences 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3742 It’s just a neck wound. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3743 In the name of the New Jersey Boxing Commission, I request that you to submit those gloves for forensic examination. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3744 ‘The Killer in the Chiller’ - yes it has a ring to it 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3745 Wait, do I win if the body's still standing? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3746 Ok, I'm ready for spring. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3747 Never touch me…never touched me! Bring it on 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3748 Seeing the sky has always been on my bucket list. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3749 Drop the drama, Fros t y. That punch wasn't hard enough to lose your head over. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3750 Winning in a no win situation, the groundhog has spoken . 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3751 I'll hit back again. Some day. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3752 I told you that snowmen shouldn't box. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3753 Your head is going to melt before mine, tough guy 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3754 You punched my head off 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3755 We've been through this so many times. Slip and duck , slip and duck! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3756 Still think I prefer Christmas as a holiday 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3757 I said we start on 2! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3758 Ugh, I was on such a roll. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3759 Sorry, but you're no longer in the heavyweight class. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3760 At least I won't have to watch my future prospects melt before my eyes. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3761 Hey, we said no hitting in the face. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3762 Maybe we should have opted for flag boxing instead of full contact. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3763 We will call it a draw. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3764 Frosty's off-season training was going well until he met an opponent with a truly solid right hook. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3765 Don’t just lie there… Pick up your head and start swinging! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3766 What difference does it make who wins the boxing match or if I lost my head? We're going to melt by tomorrow anyway. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3767 Nothing spreads holiday cheer like snowmen 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3768 Put up your dukes. C’mon put ‘em up”. [The Three Stooges 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3769 Now how am I going to get the winning hat? 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
3770 Foul! No hitting above the scarf. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3771 Little Johnny had no idea that calling them Bob and Weave would amount to this. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3772 That's ten straight times you've caught me cold. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3773 So it's come to this 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3774 I need to improve my footwork. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3775 I’ve learned to roll with the punches. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3776 So cold,every contact is a jab! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3777 Could we have just gone with the whole climate-change-melting-snow route? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3778 Ok,let's make best of three. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3779 i could have been thrown by somebody. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3780 You've taken "cold-cocked" to an alarming new level! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3781 Don’t blame yourself son, this was always part of your mother’s master plan… 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3782 Oooh, that one looks like a bear. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3783 Okay, okay, I'm starting to see your point. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3784 If you give me your hat, I’ll let you win. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3785 Are you claiming a TKO? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3786 Calm down, global warming is the real winner in this fight! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3787 So THAT'S what "thumpity thump thump" means. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3788 Don't lose your head about this! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3789 This gives new meaning to the term "snow fall". 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3790 I only you yellow after that German shepherd peed on you. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3791 That’s the last time I use double-sided tape. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3792 You're still not getting your stocking cap back. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3793 So much for the snowp-a-dope. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3794 Don't you dare think you have an head start! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3795 Looks like I was given a snow job about you being a serious contender. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3796 I see the sun so clearly now. I'm afraid, Carl, you won't be able to punch your way out of this one. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3797 This head cold is keeping me down. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3798 It just seems like the right time to ask, if I can borrow your hat, too, now. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3799 Now, how will I wear my participation medal? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3800 Before global warming I would have lasted at least one round. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3801 Hmm, did I leave my oven on? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3802 Psst, Joe, get up, they haven't rung the bell yet. Donald, is that you? I must have started sweating under the lights and my head slipped off. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3803 The first clue is— no footprints. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3804 Nice work, champ. I told you you had abominable in ya. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3805 What a snowflake! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3806 'I thought I would get a head start." 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3807 Oh it always has to be about you, Carl 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3808 there’s those darn contrails again! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3809 What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, Frosty. Remember that. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3810 ...But you said no hitting above the scarf !!!!! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3811 It wasn't a knock-out, I was just flaked out. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3812 So that’s what you mean by reaching across the aisle. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3813 Where did you learn to kick box? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3814 Hit me again,before global warming gets us both. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3815 No offense, but I still hate a bald snowman. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3816 Queensberry Rules? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3817 You’ve clearly been working on your stick jab 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3818 If you thought I was chicken before, I really am now. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3819 Remember when playing Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots was fun? 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3820 I may be seeing stars now but I’m still awake. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3821 I think the guy who took a leak on you uses P.E.D.’s. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3822 You're right, we really are out of ideas for the next Rocky movie. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3823 Good, but that’s not gonna work against Rocco the Scarecrow. He’s got a spine like a two by four. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3824 Time out. I can’t see you. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3825 Tis but a scratch. Just a flesh wound. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3826 Hey, I could use some help. You got me when I wasn't looking. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3827 Now you’re just showing off… 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3828 A loss for me, a win for Calvin and Hobbes fans. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3829 I warned you I was going to knock your block off. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3830 I knew I should have worn a scarf instead of a hat. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3831 I can't afford another organic nose. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3832 Told you I don't want to build a snowman! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3833 This is why the sport should be outlawed. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3834 If this keeps happening,I may need to consider retirement. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3835 I told you the scarf helps keep your head on. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3836 That was a sleigh. Not the bell. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3837 That was just a global warm-up. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3838 Well, you're right--it is a full moon. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3839 Alas, poor Olaf! I knew him." "You're a riot, Frosty. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3840 The boy who made me said he wants to work for Boeing. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3841 Does my head sliding off count as a TKO? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3842 TV Announcer: "Oh my goodness! He just knocked Frosty out cold!" 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3843 Your next opponent is climate. Good luck. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3844 I'm fine. I'll walk it off. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3845 No more head games buddy 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3846 You went thumpety thump whump, instead of thumpety thump thump. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3847 Wait until Lilly puts my head back on... You're gonna pay!!! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3848 Cold-cocked! 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3849 I don't think 'stick and jab' is supposed to involve actual sticks. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3850 Global warming throws a hard punch! 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3851 Wait a minute, are we in a Monty Python sketch? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3852 May Weather wins again. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
3853 Touche, Jimmy Thurber! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3854 Well, at least summer is coming. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3855 I don't feel that your head is the game today 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3856 Try not to lose your mind while fighting. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3857 That groundhog couldn’t have predicted this. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3858 Just because I said I had a headache last night, you didn't have to go this far 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3859 I’m good! It’s just a frost wound! 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3860 Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3861 Southpaw, eh? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3862 You be headed in the wrong direction. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3863 A snowball fight is a non-contact sport! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3864 You wanted the cap with the fuzzy ball. I told you the scarf was gonna tie your head and body together. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3865 And you said the climate change reports were going to MY head 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3866 I guess keeping your eye on the ball really works. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3867 My footwork is much better when I wear my old silk hat. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3868 I knew I didn't have a chance in Hell. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3869 At least it wasn't the sun. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3870 You put a rock in that one. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3871 Maybe we should try jogging instead. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3872 You said you'd knock my socks off. Those are at the other end, idiot! 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3873 You lose your head every time 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3874 Well at least close your eyes. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
3875 Never surrender, never give up. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3876 Joke's on you! Now my head's below the belt! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3877 You've got a snowball's chance in hell of doing that again! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3878 I see why they call you Frosty The KO-Man. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3879 You win, Sunny! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3880 Ahh! I don’t have any legs! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3881 The felled snowman asks, "Give up?" 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3882 Hey, it looks like snow! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3883 When did you get a French boxing coach? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3884 Ok I take it back! You don't have a big nose or a big butt. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3885 I'll be stronger when I roll back up. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3886 Damn bird. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3887 I said no hitting below the snow belt. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3888 His head just wasn’t in the fight. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
3889 Now what did I say about freezing up? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3890 Carl "Frosty" Weathers lands a punch, and that bell means both the fight and recess are over! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3891 It's not over; I'm still standing! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3892 Put'em up. It's only a flesh wound! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3893 OK, you can have the hat already! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3894 Okay, two outta three! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3895 Calvin's at it again. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3896 Okay,but I'm still taking a standing count. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3897 We both know he's a precocious and lovable boy, but do you sometimes wonder if Calvin could benefit from therapy? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3898 Joni, you’re so right. Now I’ve looked at clouds from both sides, too… 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3899 I think I can see Taylor Swift in the skybox. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3900 I wasn't expecting the South Pole stance. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3901 I always knew your head wasn't packed on straight 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3902 It looks like the spring thaw is beginning 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3903 You're thinking of a Monty Python movie, aren't you? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3904 I guessed you knocked my block off. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3905 I guess I hadn't considered this scenario before I threw the first punch. Why do you ask? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3906 I guess you were right — the scarf really was important. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3907 Tomorrow we fix your footwork. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3908 Does that count as a knockout? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3909 You are disqualified for punching above the belt. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3910 This isn’t Rockem Sockem Robots! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3911 This wasn't what I imagined when you told me I had to give my all. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3912 Two words: Global Warming. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
3913 Put up your du… 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3914 That's some left hook you got there, knocked me right off 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3915 Seriously, Bill? On my birthday? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3916 Kipling was right, you da man. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3917 Hurry up and help me, they just let Rover out 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3918 I miss Bill Watterson. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3919 You know that the head lives for a few minutes before it dies. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3920 So much for the "good head on my shoulders." 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3921 It's not worth it Carl, just take the damn carrot. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3922 Did you put ice cubes in your gloves? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3923 Just a flesh wound. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3924 I’m aiight! It’s just a flesh wound! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3925 If only boxing was in the Winter Olympics. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3926 Fuck you! 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3927 M-ooo-m! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3928 Since when do we celebrate Boxing Day? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3929 I should've worn a scarf. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3930 That’s a snowkdown! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3931 You still look stupid in that scarf. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3932 'I COLD COCKED THIS HOT HEAD" 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3933 and no Calvin references please... 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3934 I told you not to lose your head over this. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3935 NOW I'M THE GREAT WHITE MOPE 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3936 I was just borrowing your hat! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3937 Hey! You knocked my sphere off! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3938 And this is why I hate Wednesday Addams. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3939 Was that a snowball punch? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3940 Figured I might as well get it over with. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3941 Nice Hit. You had me distracted by the way your were moving your feet. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3942 I told you to knock it off! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3943 Don't blame me, blame global warming... 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3944 I wish they’d stop pitting us against each other… 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3945 I know you’re here somewhere. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3946 I was just made different. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3947 I told you badminton was a better idea. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3948 Hey, there’s a bird nest up there… 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3949 Great left hook! Now what? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3950 I guess we're going for the sucker punch, not the rope-a-dope? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3951 When in love heart snows, mind lies 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3952 That’s why I said no head shots 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3953 Doggone that Calvin! I told him I needed a stronger neck. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
3954 I want you to have my hat. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
3955 Head cold 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3956 Float like a butterfly! 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3957 I told them to use more hard pack. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3958 Let's go. The force is with me. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3959 Whoa!! I said You knock my Socks Off--Not my Head 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3960 I knew I'd lose my head over you! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3961 Jeez, he coulda just thrown in a towel. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3962 You are fine. There is no blood yet. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3963 I fight out of raw instinct, Kyle—Im not all up in my head like you 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3964 I can still fight from this angle. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3965 Well, on the bright side, you managed to avoid the yellow snow. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3966 Well Shoot. Looks like another grey and gloomy day. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3967 FROSTY DEFIES ODDS, KOS ABOMINABLE 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3968 Destroying one's bodily matter really puts it in perspective. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3969 Come on, Bob, this isn't the NFL. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3970 Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robits, snowman style! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3971 Well,YOU knocked my hat off! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3972 And you thought that the hat would protect you 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3973 I can’t even remember what we were fighting about. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3974 I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3975 Hey! You hit too hard! That's unfair! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3976 I’m working up a sweat. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3977 No hitting above the scarf! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3978 No fair! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3979 Put ‘em up! I’ll fight you with one snowball behind my back! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3980 I think we had better have a snow BALL fight instead of a snow Man fight! 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3981 I said only shots below the belt! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3982 My nose is melting into my face. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3983 Put ‘em up! I dare you. You don’t have the snowballs to fight me. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3984 Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not walking in the air anymore. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3985 You had one job - keep your head in the game. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
3986 What a wimp. You didn’t even knock my hat off. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
3987 Oops. Too much neck flexing. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3988 I should have know better, my Dad was a Snowflake. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3989 I think we're stuck here till June thaw. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3990 The first rule of ice club... 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3991 I didn't realize you'd laugh your head off about fighting me! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3992 It's like the start of Rocky IV! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3993 Hey, look! I told you I could make you fall head over heels for me. 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
3994 Okay, maybe a jab is faster than a hook. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3995 I finally get why everyone calls you the Iceman. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3996 I guess I don't have to worry about your job anymore. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3997 I'll blame it on climate control! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3998 As I was saying, does that cloud look a little bit like Mike Tyson? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3999 Just trying to help you out with that headache bud. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4000 No facial bruises for me! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4001 Jack Frost seems to have a heavier punch this winter. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4002 Do you believe in global warming. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4003 Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the top button. 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
4004 Now I am a smaller target. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4005 I'm ahead in this round 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4006 So nobody explained to you what sparring is? 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
4007 You know, dying isn't so bad after all. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4008 Sorry! I lost my head there for a sec! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4009 Your head isn't into this! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4010 You lose! ... decapitations don't count. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4011 After a heated discussion on climate change, the snowmen get down to business. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4012 Nice left hook, but your footwork is terrible. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4013 It's just a scratch. 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4014 Everybody knows that it is impossible for a snowman to duck! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4015 You have an odd way of ducking! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4016 Float like an iceberg, sting like like frostbite; looks like Snowbert takes it tonight! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4017 You think you’re so smart. Let’s see you move to a neutral corner. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4018 There goes my rose. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4019 I was never good in snowball fights either. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4020 Now I've got your muffler. Next will be your stocking cap. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4021 At least my nose is already on ice until for transport to the organ donor program. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4022 Wicked right hook! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4023 Float like a butterfly, sting like a freeze! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4024 No hitting above the neck! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4025 It's easy to knock your head off since it isn't screwed on properly. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4026 You told me to use my head instead of my fists!! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4027 Nice work, doofus, but you 'rained' blows down on me, not 'reigned'. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4028 Too much heat ! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4029 End of winter wonderland Bob. "Spring" into action ! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4030 Adios, you know what I mean? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4031 It’s only a flesh wound! Bring it coward… I’ll stab you with my carrot! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4032 ok hit me lower this time! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4033 Ok, new rule-no hitting below the belt, OR above the shoulders! 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
4034 I’ll be back… again…somedaaaaay!! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4035 Boxing will never be the same. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4036 So much for Round One 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4037 Who's a snowflake now, huh? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4038 I know how this looks but I’m innocent. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4039 What is that called when jets make that trail behind them? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4040 I can only look at the sky… Please throw scissors! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4041 That's what you get for making fun of my hairline. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4042 I can't fight with someone who is so uptight that they lose their head over a little boxing match." 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4043 Alright my turn with the scarf. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4044 Okay,okay,I apologize,Barbie 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4045 Oh, We didn't even get through Round One! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4046 Just wait till Spring. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4047 Frosty the snowman 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4048 You'll never star in Rocky, Olaf. Let it go! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4049 You really got in my head. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4050 Did you see that eagle? The bastard! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4051 « I was hoping cooler heads would prevail.” 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4052 Should have worn a scarf Harvey 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4053 It’s not over! I’m quite the abdominal snowman. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4054 Of course I can still talk, you think normal biology applies to snowmen? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4055 Just wait for round two! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4056 Just...let me get it out of my head 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4057 Bring me an aspirin...make that two." 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4058 That Calvin boy has a weird sense of humor. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4059 Sorry I called you a flake! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4060 I guess Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Snowmen is a non starter” 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4061 Now you are ready to run for president. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4062 Your hat? You’re worried you lost your hat? Seriously? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4063 Beginner's Luck.... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4064 Excuse me, but I need to take an injury timeout. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4065 It always snows on Boxing Day 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4066 When I said "Cut me, Mick" I meant a little higher. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4067 Humpty Frosty sat on no wall, Humpty Frosty had a great fall... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4068 Don’t lose your head in the squared circle, Iceman. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4069 That's cheating ! 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4070 Drop your mitts, you get plowed. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4071 I’m going to need to ice that tomorrow. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4072 Frosty Two The Movie: The Knoxk Off Punch 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4073 I blame Joey’s mom. She made HIM wear the mittens. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4074 That's not the way to make weight. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4075 I feel like a kid again. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4076 You’ve beheaded the nothing that is not there and the nothing that is. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4077 He ran away I won. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4078 Global Warming doesn’t exis… 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4079 Going out of my head 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4080 I know I said only two rounds, but I think you misunderstood! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4081 no head no game 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4082 Fight fair! Give me a target! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4083 For god's sakes man, wait until I've warmed-up! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4084 Not over yet, best of 3 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4085 I blame the violent video games. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4086 Oh, man! And I thought he had the head for this job! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4087 I'm challenging the hypothesis that 'One head is better than none'." 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4088 Don't worry. Just give me some water and I can get back to the fight. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4089 You missed the ice chip on my shoulder. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4090 Norman manifested his dream of becoming champ, but instantly regretted it. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4091 I thought we agreed no scarves. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4092 Well, at least we quit smoking. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4093 The Carrotee Kid is playing it safe! 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4094 Technically, I'm still standing, so it's not a knockout and we'll just have to call it a draw. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4095 Next time I'll weave; never should have bobbed. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4096 I think the referee is sick of this long winter. He knocked my head off and left 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4097 No, it isn’t a TKO. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4098 My mother warned me that life full of handicaps! 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
4099 Are you heading off into this match? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4100 I blame Calvin. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4101 If I had known you were going to take the “Picasso in Fontainebleau” that way, I would have stayed in Palm Beach. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4102 'At least you didn't knock the magic hat off.' 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4103 I guess you're a head on rounds 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4104 Spring is in the air! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4105 If that kid who stole my scarf comes back, I'll knock his block off. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4106 I'll knock your block off 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4107 You warmed up yet 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4108 Next time I’ll pack a punch with upside down cake.” 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
4109 I guess I need to work on my footwork...if I had feet! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4110 Can you smell carrots ? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4111 You still didn't break my carrot Ray. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4112 Ok, this time we touch mittens first. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4113 Sorry Chip, I didn’t mean to knock off your old block 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4114 O.K., let’s call it a TKO. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4115 Sorry, I misunderstood your "give me a little head" comment. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4116 Now look what you've done. No more sequels. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4117 Is this what they call a concussion? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4118 Well, see you next Winter. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4119 This is a global warning 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4120 You need to get a new cornerman. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4121 Rock Em, Sock Em, Snowbots 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4122 Sorry! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4123 Did you ever wonder why this doesn't happen more often in this sport? 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4124 Fine, but I'm still ahead on points 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4125 Ok, lucky punch. How about two out of three? 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4126 Hey! That's snow fair! 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4127 I shouldn’t have lost my head! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4128 It must be because it was a dry snow... 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4129 Jack Johnson vs Jack Frost 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4130 NO FAIR! Losing your head … not allowed! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4131 OK, so you have a good uppercut. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4132 Thet told me that he can take a punch, but this is going to be a tough fiight. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4133 Heads are going to roll over your actions just now. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4134 Melt me, Mick! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4135 No hitting the face! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4136 This motherfucker 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4137 No,a knockoff is not the same as a knockout! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4138 If you think about it, this would be like if human boxers fought on mat made out of their human skin, since we are snowmen fighting on top of snow. What an existential nightmare. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4139 this climate change it's making me loose my head (mind) 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4140 Bring it! Bring it! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4141 It’s too late now to give me a heads-up, Joe 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4142 Dude, I told you no hitting below the carrot. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4143 Frosty my ass! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4144 That snow angel act is not gonna work this time around. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4145 I doubt the Marquess of Queensberry covered this. 1.1165 0.03975 103 94 6 3
4146 Well, you don't have to knock my head off! 1.1165 0.03975 103 94 6 3
4147 Boxing Day 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4148 That's what you get for nodding off. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4149 That was quite frosty of you. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4150 Despite his best effort, Frosty's head juke failed to fool his opponent. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4151 But I'll beat you in snowball slow pitch!! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4152 Snowcapitation of the top of the third round. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4153 Good fight. You really snowed me!" Scott Connolly, Burlington, V 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4154 Heads will roll at the first Climatemania!! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4155 Well, that’s a chip off the ole ice block 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4156 Looks like six extra weeks of summer for you, buddy. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4157 let's not get ahead of ourselves 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4158 There must be magic in those gloves. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4159 Why can’t we just go to the mall on Boxing Day? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4160 From this viewpoint I can't really anticipate your next punch, so I think i should have a handicap of at least one third of a body. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4161 It doesn't matter. It looks like rain. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4162 It was those kids; they set this all up. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4163 I'll never understand these high-concept pieces. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4164 I thought we said no below the belt or above the scarf. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4165 Just because you've knocked my block off doesn't mean much. Neither one of has a spine! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4166 See, this is why I always say scarfs > hats. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4167 Yeah. Go ahead and blame global warming, but we both know you were outmatched. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4168 I call it the snowp-a-dope 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4169 It's 3, 2, 1...go. NOT 3,2, punch. Now, pick my head up. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4170 Now that's just cold! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4171 test data 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4172 Global warming, doesn’t count. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4173 I feel this was a set up! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4174 They said it was a face off thingy 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4175 At least wait until the kids finish putting on my head before we box. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4176 I've looked at clouds from both sides now From up and down and still somehow It's cloud illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all " 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4177 I've lost my mouth guard. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4178 Oh, START on 3. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4179 Are you trying to qualify for the feather weight division? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4180 If you didn’t like my hat you could have just said so. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4181 Down before the fight? Sn'oh'man 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4182 I told you NOT to sneeze!” 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4183 Uh...let's just end the session with some jump roping. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4184 Sorry I knocked off your top hat, Frosty. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4185 You may have knocked me senseless with a great left hook, but I'm still a head on points! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4186 Down goes freezer! Down goes freezer! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4187 Oh chill out, Gary! I haven't even warmed up! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4188 OK, the stocking cap’s yours. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4189 Calvin needs some serious therapy. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4190 Calvin thought it would be funny. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4191 Well,according to Kipling,if I blame this on you,and you keep your head,then you 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4192 And I thought springtime was bad. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4193 Oh no! Sorry Frosty, I didn't know we were just posing for the 'gram. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4194 May cool heads prevail 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4195 And that is precisely why no one really knows whos' running 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4196 Ever since that concussion last winter, my head's been feeling a little off. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4197 Let’s try skiing next. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4198 It’s too late, No trying to get into a lower weight bracket 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4199 Does it still count as a knock out? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4200 Cries of excessive violence greet Peloton’s latest exercise craze. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4201 Come Springtime, I will have my revenge. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4202 You see what happens when you get all hot-headed Bob. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4203 I'd roll with the punches but this field is too flat 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4204 Thank you for not knocking the carrot off. That's actually the toughest thing to put back together. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4205 If not for that pivotal day in the Stallone family backyard, we would be lining up for “Frosty VII.” 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4206 Now take your next best shot. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4207 Let's not overreact to the news from Punxsutawney. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4208 The Spirit of Calvin Lives 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4209 Somehow ice dancing still felt more humiliating. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4210 I can't think of what to do next. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4211 That which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4212 You gotta keep up head up, man. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4213 It's just a flake wound! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4214 Let’s do“Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake” next. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4215 You're now Frosty the No-man! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4216 Didn’t see that cross-kick coming, didja ? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4217 Outta My Head Over You 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4218 The no head, no play rule became a source of considerable disappointment in colder climes. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4219 I can tell you've been working on your footwork 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4220 I thought the rule was no hitting above the belt. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4221 I hate global warming. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4222 Why are you always losing your head?! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4223 No, I don't need an ice bag. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4224 Ok, ok... I shouldn't have called you Mike Tyson. Although with part of my body on the ground you did sorta prove my point. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4225 Come on now Bob, these flops are ruining the sport. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4226 It's a TKO: total knock off 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4227 That's what I call a snow blow, Frosty 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4228 That’s not fair! You got the scarf, I got this hat! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4229 You’re on a roll. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4230 Oh ice sickles, now I am all flurried. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4231 Let’s go in and watch ‘The Great British Bake-off’. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
4232 Rot in hell!, 1.1143 0.04130 105 97 4 4
4233 Wonderful progress Jack. Can you see how when you're hurting, you hurt others? I'll get together here and we'll head back to the office for the rest of the session 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
4234 The score is me ahead. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4235 Who's your second? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4236 This wouldn't have happened if I had my top hat on. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4237 My answer is still the same…I never touched your corncob pipe. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4238 Nice left hook, never saw it coming, Frosty. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4239 Whoops, my bad 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4240 Told you, no punching below the hat 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4241 I worry more about that kid every year. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4242 Oh yeah,I dare you to do that again. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4243 Let’s see your upper cut now, Clive” 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4244 Where did you get those sticks? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4245 I call a "Time Out"! While I collect my wits. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4246 It ain’t over. Still two rounds to go! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4247 I said bite off my ear! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4248 You had a tougher chin before climate change. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4249 This is not worth losing your head over! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4250 Well at least my nose isn’t broken. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4251 I would have given you the carrot had you only asked. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4252 Okay, so you're not a snowflake. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4253 Just tell him that Hobbes did it! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4254 It’s a win by K-Snow 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4255 Do you still want that ice bath? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4256 Still haven't melted... 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4257 TKO? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4258 That’s what I get for accepting Boeing as my sponsor. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4259 Better from you than global warming. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4260 I thought you said this would help my migraine. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4261 Just skip the count. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4262 Time out! 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4263 Ya, but I still poll better than you. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4264 What do you mean by “I won’t fight you? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4265 You know, there are easier ways to make sure I don't talk about Fight Club. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4266 All right, I take it back. I shouldn’t have called your girlfriend as cold as ice. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4267 I just said, "Put em up..." 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4268 Henry I said let’s practice a jab cross…not a cross jab! 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4269 You didn’t float like a butterfly, but you did sting like a bee. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4270 Spring, Summer, Winter,… 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4271 Uh, oh, doesn't look like we'll be able to fight into the mid-30s. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4272 Global warming is real. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4273 That cloud looks like Frosty. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4274 This is for keeps. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4275 Funny, you both do and don't have a cooler head. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4276 We said no head or groin shots! 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4277 So she got to keep all my scarves after the divorce 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4278 Surprising result for a man that obviously skips arm day 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4279 Mark put a whole new meaning on the phrase heads will roll. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4280 That was an icy move, my friend. 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
4281 A left to the thaw. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4282 This seems counter-productive. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4283 I wish those kids hadn't rediscovered Calvin and Hobbes. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4284 Same time, tomorrow? 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4285 Oh yeah!I’m not finished with you. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4286 Sorry, global warming… 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4287 This isn't too bad. You should see some of the other "Calvin" gory scenes! 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
4288 Hey, I said no hitting above the scarf! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
4289 This light powder snow is going to be the death of you! 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
4290 I hurt someone 'cause I was hurt, ain't feel better. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4291 I know that trick, I look down, you hit me. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4292 I meant a snowball fight. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4293 Dont just stand there! Get help! Tell them there's a snow emergency, and turn yourself in. Do the right thing for once in your life, Jerry! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4294 You cannot hit me in the face now. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4295 No, knock out, not knock off. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4296 Only BELOW the belt"! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4297 That's one way to avoid my devastating left jab" 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4298 Apparently shouldn't have warmed up. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4299 Calvin! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4300 Hmm, I wonder where this round is headed? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4301 Sorry about the hat. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4302 You heard me holler "stop"! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4303 I should have worn my scarf instead of the hat. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4304 I meant to knock your socks off . . . . 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4305 Heads up you loose, heads down I win 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4306 All of this started because you said I was spineless. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4307 I know in my head that K.O. is the exact opposite of O.K. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4308 Phil was right. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4309 I might have lost. But it’s still a better outcome than if we tried swimming first. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4310 I’ll bite your legs off! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4311 It was a liability anyways 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4312 It’s going to be warm tomorrow anyway. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4313 By head start, I didn't mean start at the head first. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4314 This is why I prefer snowball fights! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4315 So, that’s a cloud. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
4316 It was only a groundhog’s opinion! Certainly nothing to lose you head over. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4317 That really knocked me off my butthead. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4318 I can't make any decisions like this! 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4319 But I just bent down to pick up a button and farted. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4320 "My left hook knock your head off!! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4321 I wouldn't have knocked your head off if you had had a neck scarf like mine. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4322 Right, and you never lose your head when we resolve our arguments you way. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4323 Scarves win. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4324 I'm not feeling so hot. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4325 And the champ has put yet another challenger on ice! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4326 It’s not a knockout if two-thirds of my body is still standing. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4327 There must be no magic in this new knit hat we found. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4328 Darn! I think my neck was beginning to thaw before we started... 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4329 Frosty does anyone know you were a heavy weight champion before you became a snowman? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4330 I heard he had a glass jaw but this is ridiculous. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4331 I'm not giving up until spring. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4332 Well, I could not find your socks, so... 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4333 Annie optimist says “things are lookin up 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4334 ‘I said protect your neck!’, ‘…sure, says the one with the scarf.’ 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4335 The Inuit may have 32 words for snow but I have just one word for KO. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4336 Take your best shot, I need refreshing anyway. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4337 Can we start over? I wasn’t ready yet. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4338 And I thought it would be spring that brought my demise. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4339 I told you “No punching above the belt.” 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4340 We can either quit now,or wait until the spring fall when all will be forgiven. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4341 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4342 In boxing, you must keep your cool. Otherwise, you'll fall apart. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4343 Lost my head over…nothing! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4344 Snowbrawls! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4345 I was so excited about the snow I guess I lost my head! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4346 Nonviolence, and an end to human-caused global warming, are the only hopes for the survival of our species. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4347 Lose the scarf and try that again. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4348 So that’s how we’re gonna play it, Frosty? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4349 I thought we agreed 'snow holds barred' 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
4350 I fly like a butterfly and sting like spring! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4351 So the effects of global warming are true! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4352 Rock-em,Sock-em Snowbots,eh? I knocked your ice block off! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4353 Hey! Put me up! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4354 Since when was Calvin interested in boxing ? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4355 OK,OK You can have the hat! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4356 I told you to keep your chin down. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4357 Hey. How about a little heads up on the situation? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4358 When I say 'nothing above the scarf,' you really can't imagine where my scarf would be? 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
4359 So that's what you meant by sublimation. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4360 Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump, Frosty really goes. Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump, I’m gonna break your nose. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4361 Is this a TKO? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4362 How could I have known the kid had a slush jaw? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4363 Rock em’ sock em’ snowmen 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4364 Wait . . . Wait, sorry, sorry . . . I lost my head. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4365 Lucky you,no more dandruff! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4366 Wow! So this is how it ends. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4367 Damn, dude. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4368 Not your fault Frank ... who knew they moved ! 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
4369 Beyond the "glass jaw." 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4370 Where were you headed? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4371 We said nothing below the scarf!! 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4372 I hope Ron Howard makes a movie about you. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4373 That was a cold blow. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4374 I always suspected you never had your head on straight 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4375 UFC: Ultimate Frosty Championship 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4376 I always thought that Jack had a good head on his shoulders. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4377 still boxing clever 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4378 I can't fight you anymore, you made me lose my head. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4379 Hey, it wasn't me who said it would be an early Spring. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4380 Snowck-Out! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4381 OK, you win - you can have the hat too. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4382 Jabby the snowman was a happy jolly … look out! 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4383 Have you ever seen a boxer wearing mittens? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4384 Please don’t stick that carrot up my ass and fuck me with it til I cum! Anything but that!!! 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4385 You have never learned to keep a cool head. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4386 T'is just a flesh wound. We'll call it a draw. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4387 Do I get like a do-over? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4388 I still say Trump won in 2020! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4389 That was mostly the wind. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4390 Gloves were not off yet! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4391 You threw your best punch and I’m still standing, sucker. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4392 Pull yourself together man! She is not worth losing you head over . 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4393 He walked into my fist. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4394 That’s not ducking. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4395 Are you sure you don't have frozen snowballs in those mittens? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4396 We agreed that Above the scarf is off limits 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4397 .. now I have lost my head, you just look out". 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4398 You're right. From this angle, that carrot could use a different filter. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4399 Get up, snowflake! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4400 You may have won this round, but I have won the battle to make you face your own mortality. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4401 Now I'll need a snowblower to get some head. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4402 Frosty’s less jolly brother, Rocky. 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
4403 He asked me if I was Frosty and things just snowballed 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4404 But perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself here... 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4405 Global warming was going to kill me eventually. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4406 Clarence - looks like I’ve got a head start on settling some unfinished business with you. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4407 Ooh right on the button! Look for Frosty to mostly work the body in Round 2. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
4408 You resemble a chicken in more ways than one. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4409 You win. Now let's pretend to be Ichabod Crane and the headless horseman! 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4410 Won't wear a cap next match 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4411 It ain’t over. I just slipped. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4412 It's just an ice wound. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4413 I warned you …. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4414 When you said to you wanted to play rocket sock'em snowmen, this isn't what I had I mind 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4415 How about freeze tag? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4416 Where's Billy? 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
4417 I may have lost my head, but I just need to chill out and try to pull myself together for the next round. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4418 Rock 'em Sock 'em Snowmen Knock their blocks off 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4419 At least they won't be able to accuse me of giving you a low blow. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
4420 Take my Superman Punch 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4421 Oh dear! I forgot about the impact of climate change on our constitution. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4422 I know people say I'm a chip off the old block, Dad, but did you really have to prove the point? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4423 Hey! That was above the neck! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4424 New Hampshire primary. The dead of winter. And the winner is? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4425 I know what you did last winter. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4426 This isn't Rock 'em, Sock 'em--we said no head shots 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4427 That Calvin. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4428 I’m here but my head is somewhere else. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4429 It strikes me now : you are the one I would melt for... 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4430 So much for heads will roll. Now what? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4431 I said let it snow, not let it blow. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4432 Ok, you can have your darned old crocheted hat back. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4433 I said, "No hitting above the waist!" 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4434 Wow, Diego, I didn't think you had a snowball's chance in hell to land that left hook" 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4435 Rock'em Sock'em Robots made this look a lot safer. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4436 Punchatawney Paulie wins! Six more weeks of winter! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4437 Extreme CTE 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4438 I thought we agreed not to plant our feet. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4439 Barnaby wasn’t so sure this was what they meant by “Boxing Day.” 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4440 That was an ice-cold left hook. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4441 Guess we’ll have to resume after school. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4442 Breaking the ice has a nice ring to it 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4443 you always urged me to get a head. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4444 I guess when my life coach told me to 'roll with the punches', I didn't consider this in visceral terms. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4445 Didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning, did I? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4446 Move your head! 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4447 Don't bother to call 911, we're both going to melt soon anyway. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4448 Fighting climate change is tougher! 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4449 This is why we agreee no head shots. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4450 Do to the recent thaw, the promoters had no choice but to reschedule 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4451 Roger was never a very athletic snowman. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4452 I knew I wasn't cold enough to get into boxing. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4453 Nice left hook for such a skinny arm. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4454 That’s some thumpety, thump thump you got there! 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4455 Well! This is an unexpected development... things seem to be snow balling on us here. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4456 It's only a head wound. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4457 I'm a victim of a cold blooded attack. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4458 From this angle, I think we should not get ahead of ourselves 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4459 For the last time, I didn't take your hat. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4460 Calvin's got a weird sense of humor. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4461 You know the rules: No shivs. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4462 Thanks for not breaking my nose. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4463 I knew I’d regret not wearing a scarf. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4464 If I see Hobbes start to lift his leg, you are so dead. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4465 Just "put on some ice"...?! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4466 That was the wrong TKO - technical knock-off, not technical knock-out. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4467 DO OVER! I slipped. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4468 Sure, I’ll lose this fight, but at least I’ll drop down one weight class for my next one. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4469 All your 'float like a snowflake, sting like Frosty...' didn't really prepare me for this. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4470 It decreases the risk of a concussion. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4471 Mark! Stop beheading the snowmen! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4472 Frosty ain’t got nothing on me. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4473 You peeled my carrot! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4474 Right. So now I gotta fight your heart? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4475 Gee, you don't have a head anymore. Oh, there it is. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4476 Dang it all…why did he wear that warm hat - I told him the key to victory was KEEPING a cool head! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4477 ‘That was a low blow!’ 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4478 I’ll give you the TKO. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4479 Maybe you warmed up too much! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4480 Old Man Winter Strikes Another Chilling Knockout Blow 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4481 The sky is so blue! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4482 Corn cob pipe, button nose, two eyes made out of coal… and a chin like an ice sickle. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4483 Wanna snow again? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4484 You look better from this angle! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4485 Someone stole our tent. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4486 'No it's not a knockout, I am still standing!' 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4487 You knocked my sphere off 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4488 I know you think you've won, but like a chicken, I can still run circles around you! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4489 Brilliant, the kids aren’t back until Sunday… 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4490 Good job, that's called a cold-cock punch; now give the Siberian Necktie choke a try 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4491 I take it the groundhog didn’t see its shadow. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4492 Don't hit me so hard! You knocked my block off! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4493 I can't feel my toes. Oh hey, the moon is full. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4494 Damn that global warming! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4495 I told you I was going to knock your block off! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4496 Headless, yes. Heedless, no! 1.1081 0.02961 111 99 12 0
4497 It is not the same as "knocking your block off." 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4498 If he melts...he melts. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4499 Life takes on a whole new complexion when you suddenly see where you came from. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4500 Now that the fight is over, tell me why you wore that hat. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4501 I said 'look', not 'hook'.......... 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4502 Giving up so soon? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4503 This reminds me of an old Calvin and Hobbes comic I saw once. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4504 Dowwwwwn goes Frosty!” 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4505 You didn't have to cold-cock me. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4506 THAT…was an over reaction 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4507 You’re supposed to go for a knockout, not a knock off! Neil Kurshan, New York 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4508 Does that count as a knockdown or a TKO? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4509 You gotta put your twig into it” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4510 You are not going to punch me in the face again. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4511 You told me to block it, you didn’t say with what. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4512 Man, that was frosty. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4513 2 out of 3 and give me a head start! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4514 I told you we needed headgear. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4515 Dang, cold cocked. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4516 I think you're ready. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4517 That was like hitting the netherlands! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4518 I don't think boxing is our love language. 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
4519 I mis Calvin. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4520 This is a metaphor for the political situation in the United States. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4521 I barely touched him. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4522 I’m thirteen and you wanna know what *I* think is funny?! Okay, how’s this? ‘Boy, the kids in this neighborhood sure have a dark sense of humor!’ 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4523 This is a loss against climate change, not you. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4524 Now give me my hat back, Larry 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4525 Now I have an even better view of your pathetic right jab. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4526 Oh! My dear! You are still fighting with your head off on the ground! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4527 ‘C’mon man, my Cutman is taking a potty break’ 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4528 I said LET’S head off after one more round. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4529 Better call this off, we are melting? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4530 Looks like you fell for the ol’ climate change-up. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4531 I thought Boxing Day was 26th December! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4532 No rematch! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4533 Keep Going. I'm gonna head out. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4534 I thought we agreed - no head shots. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4535 22-0. There’s a reason they call me global warming. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4536 We used to be best buddies. And now we're not. 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
4537 Wrong season for a haymaker. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4538 Bring it on: I'm way a head of you. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4539 I told you I needed a scarf to secure it. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4540 Rock'em Sock'em Snowobots "Hey, you knocked my ice block off!" 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4541 Yeah, the thaw definitely starts earlier every year. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4542 That was pretty good, but it left you wide open 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4543 Somewhere in Ukraine... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4544 I can still see from down here 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4545 Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowbots caption 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4546 Mmm. Ok, it’s your turn to win the scarf. No cheating. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4547 Your headspace looks to be grounded 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4548 You’ve really rung my snowbell. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4549 It would look something like this if you were a good boxer.. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4550 Owww! My fuckin’… top… snowball… HEAD!!! That’s the word. 1.1068 0.03881 103 95 5 3
4551 Whoa! Didn’t you hear the bell? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4552 I have no excuse other than climate change. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4553 Is my right hand moving? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4554 I said, give me the friggen hat! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4555 Sorry, I thought I was back in a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4556 Hey, quit having a meltdown and lend a hand...or a head! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4557 Sure, go for the carrot. We said no rabbit punches. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4558 Are you sure it said Boxing Day? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4559 C’mon !! Get your head back into this thing !! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4560 Hey, Calvin! A little help, please! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4561 That shot was a little below the belt, don’t you think? 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4562 You really want the hat, don't you. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4563 I'm used to 15 below 0, not 10 over 9. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4564 We'll be even in the spring 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4565 oopsie frosty 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4566 Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4567 I'm Mike Tyson's Snowman. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4568 Even without snow balls I can still beat you! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4569 I didn't see that Nor'easter coming. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4570 Okay, okay, next time I'll protect my face. Now, call the ice cream truck. Stat! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4571 Sorry- forgot you were made of snow, man. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4572 Carrigan,I warned you! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4573 Wait a second my hat fell off! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4574 I didn’t hear the bell, but it sure feels like my head's been rung. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4575 Another win, another year as “the Unbeatable Snowman” 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4576 I coulda been a contender...I coulda been SOMEONE... 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4577 Having finally defeated his inner critic, Dave the Snowman contemplated the pros and cons of solitude. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4578 For this to be fun, you have to keep your head in the game! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4579 I should have worn the green scarf. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4580 Narrator’s voice: It was then that Frosty realized he was not quite ready to claim the name ‘The Abominable Snowman’. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4581 Well, now I guess I'll be called the Headless Abominable snowman. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4582 When the humans said "Heads will roll," I didn't know they meant it literally! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4583 I think I need something more protective than a knit cap. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4584 This gives TKO a whole new meaning. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4585 It's just a scratch. I'll bite your legs off! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4586 When I said knock it off, I didn't it mean literally. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4587 Did I tell you Lately how much I hate boxing? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4588 Oomph! I hope climate change halts your championship run, Frosty! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4589 Frosty and Frostie are going head to head....er, uh..... 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4590 You just got lucky, if it wasn't for global warming you'd be getting it. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4591 I finally saw a butterfly and felt a bee. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4592 Well, don't just stand there gawking, get me some water! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4593 How many’s a knockout anyway? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4594 Maybe Rock’em Sock’em Snowmen isn’t the best marketing concept. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4595 I guess that ices it… 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4596 That's snow way to win! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4597 I guess we can call this a TKSnow. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4598 Dang my ice jaw. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4599 If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be a snowman, my son. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4600 Rockem Sockem Slushbots! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4601 I never imagined I'd have a glass jaw. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4602 Global warming isn't worth fighting over. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4603 That cloud looks like a horse's ass. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4604 Mamaaaaa! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4605 Like I told you last time "Only below the belt!" 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4606 What will these kids think of next? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4607 Oh, knock it off. You're fine, Snowy. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4608 I hate a punch in the face,so I keep it out 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4609 I can't help but feel this match has been rigged. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4610 My head fell off 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4611 Lucky shot, baldy 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4612 This is the best caption ChatGPT could come up with. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4613 I told you to not lose your head over this. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4614 We differ, I think, on adverbs attached to ‘sparring’. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4615 My right hook knocked off your head. Tonight’s deep freeze will reconnect it. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4616 Rocky meets Highlander "Adrian! There can only be One!" 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4617 Hey man get your head in the game 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4618 That's what you get for stealing my corncob pipe. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4619 Pick-up for another round ? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4620 You have to look for that left hook. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4621 Had enough ? 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
4622 It’s only a knockout if you want to get technical. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4623 Wow, you've really been training. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4624 Blocking, bobbing & weaving, pivoting…It’s all irrelevant if you get sucker punched by a gust of wind. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4625 Hey Frosty--the count doesn't start till you go to a neutral corner! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4626 OK, OK. Santa's real. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4627 It's all fun and games until someone loses a head... it's the classic caption 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4628 You dangled a carrot… 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4629 Must be the hat. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4630 I knew I shoulda stayed in that cloud. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4631 Not exactly a head start 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4632 I'm just warming up. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4633 What did you mean by 'turn the other cheek'? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4634 KO? It was the Sun! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4635 I didn't say "go." 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4636 This didn’t hurt, thanks to my spinal cord stimulator. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4637 Geez, Bobby, I could’ve been a contender! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4638 Thanks Frosty. I had such a headcold! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4639 I don't know what I was thinking. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4640 I guess it wasn't a good idea to throw my hat in the ring! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4641 I can go on 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4642 I missed my coach's fifth class, which taught how to keep my head straight. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4643 I suppose I should have worn my scarf too! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4644 That is one decisive snowball fight. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4645 I don’t have health insurance. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4646 ..., welp more of a knock off... 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4647 So now who has snow balls? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4648 See, I told you that it would be hard to knock me out. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4649 We can’t call the fight until one of us learns how to count. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4650 Boxing? Have you lost your mind? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4651 Well, if you had LEGS, you could go fetch the Creator - Timmy. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4652 If someone asks, remember the first rule of Fight Club, Larry. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4653 One heck of a snowball fight! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4654 So soon? These warmer gloves really work! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4655 Guess you can't be the head snowman anymore, can you? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4656 Okay, I get it. Wear a scarf... 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4657 As a matter of fact, I do remember the line from 'Apocalypse Now.' 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4658 Hey, that's not a neutral corner! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4659 Well at least my head will be a little bigger now. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4660 You can’t say I didn’t win! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4661 Hey, you didn’t hit me, I was just slipping your punch. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4662 I can see green leaves and birds singing! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4663 I am moving to Florida 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4664 The ref said no hitting below the belt. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4665 I'm going to need some ice after this. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4666 Witness the biggest winter war for snowman supremacy, ending with a headless twist, and leaving Snowy in victory for the reign" Naomi Murillo, Costa Ric 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4667 I wish I didn’t lose my mind when I fight. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4668 I think i am losing my mind ! 😂 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4669 You're such a snowflake ...! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4670 It’s a setback, but it doesn’t count as a knockout 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4671 Frosty with a chilling display of dominance. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4672 Shit man, I thought you were supposed to be a jolly happy soul. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4673 I still have two balls left---let's rock!" 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4674 They call me a “South Pole paw” 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4675 Thumpety, thump and Frosty's out cold! 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4676 I'll knock your block off. Just give me a minute. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4677 It was going to happen sooner or later, Frosty. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4678 This is where you're supposed to sing the 'thumpety-thump-thump' part." 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4679 sorry. i just lost my head in the excitement of the moment. 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4680 I thought you had a good head on your shoulders! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4681 Doesn’t count…I did it to myself. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4682 You're cold as ice, Larry 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4683 The fight has been declared a snow-contest. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4684 …at least I didn’t freeze up. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4685 The sad results of Heads Up play. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
4686 Let's keep going! What are you afraid of? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4687 Rock'm Sock'm Snowmen 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4688 What's under your scarf?...... 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4689 Nine... Nine and a half... Nine and three fourths... Nine and seven eighths... Nine and fifteen sixteenths... Nine and thirty-one thirty-seconds... 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4690 Nice shot! Spring is coming. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4691 OK, Frosty. I get it. I'll stay away from Elsa, but is she really worth melting for? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4692 I guess you really meant it when you said you were gonna coldcock me. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4693 Andy’s coming! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4694 Idiot, I'm Frosty the Snowman and I'll be back to get you some day. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4695 Well...I challenge you to a rematch in the spring. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4696 This is not a knock out! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4697 Frosty! You motherf* 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4698 Hold your head high. You fought well. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4699 These early spring thaws always throw my game off. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4700 “Oh my…and this match is over as Lefty quickly delivers another of his trademark cold-cock knockouts.” 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4701 I switched to artificial intelligence 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4702 I'll be honest, I don't get the appeal 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4703 but your made of sticky snow ... thats not fair 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4704 I've got two rounds to go. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4705 How many times have I told you you would forget your head if it wasn’t attached? 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4706 Who do you think you are, Muhammad snowb-Ali? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4707 I’m hoping this scene is generated by Artificial Intelligence and my block is not really knocked off. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4708 If I’ve told that kid once I’ve told him a thousand times: a twig is no substitute for rebar. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4709 You have Seasonal Affective Disorder 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4710 Can we just call it a draw?"$ 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4711 You won the stare down. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4712 The Headless Boxer 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4713 So this is what they call a technical knockout. Doesn't feel great. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4714 Ugh Global Warming!!! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4715 Well, I guess I did commit gnostical turpitude, after all. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4716 The sleigh bell rang,were you listening? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4717 Your manager told you: "Keep your head down"? 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4718 Stars? No. Star, yes. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4719 That's some Eskimo pie you just threw my way. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4720 Listen, I used to be a headhunter - it’s a no-brainer 1.1023 0.04288 88 82 3 3
4721 Hey prop me up will you? I wanna see if I win. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4722 Told you the scarf it not just for decor 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4723 *yelling instructions* 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4724 I threw a punch and rock salt” 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4725 I should’ve worn my lucky scarf as well. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4726 Surprised that your arm managed that jab. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4727 I’m gonna tell the Marquess of Queensberry 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4728 When that kid who made us puts my head back on your your in real trouble. 1.1020 0.03970 98 91 4 3
4729 The real winner is climate change 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4730 blow me 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4731 This is the only way I could make the weight class... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4732 How many views so far? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4733 You were only supposed to knock my socks off! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4734 No! I'm not the great white hope. I told you to keep your right stick up. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4735 Sorry, friends don't let friends bite their carrot to spite their face. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4736 I’ve got a chili pepper for a nose.” 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4737 I hear that snowmen with heads melt faster. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4738 Coach told me I need to cut weight… 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4739 You’re fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4740 George, I think we're looking at a unanimous decision. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4741 I told you to pack the snow on tight 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4742 Announcer: As a reminder folks, "KO" in snowman boxing stands for "Knock Off" not "Knock Out" 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4743 Well,I don't need a scarf anymore 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4744 We said, no punches above the waist. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4745 Dude, I thought we agreed — no punches in the balls. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4746 Well, I guess spring came early. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4747 Thumpety, thump, thump Thumpety, thump, thump 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4748 I see birdies. Hello birdies, tweet tweet. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4749 Why it pays to keep your guard up 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4750 TKSnowed! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4751 I said No Más not Christmas. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4752 This doesn't happen with the robots. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4753 I think, it's the sweat. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4754 When you said you'd fight 'til the last snowman standing, I didn't think you'd take it literally, Kevin. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4755 Now it's a gut reaction 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4756 Sorry man,Climate change is making us softer than I remember 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4757 I said - knock my block off, not my head 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4758 My coach always says I get caught cold 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4759 This is why I said no hitting above the belt. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4760 He WAS a jolly good fellow…” Callum J Rolfe, New Malden U 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4761 The Maquis of Queensborough said no hitting above the scarf! 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4762 Why ! did you have to go and do that ? When all I did was knock your hat off 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4763 Don't worry, I can't die in a dream of good old days. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4764 Looks pretty sunny up there, loser... 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4765 Nevermind, it's going to be an early spring anyway! 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4766 I told you not to 'bring the heat'. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4767 Thank God it spring and I am melting 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4768 Six more weeks of winter... I wish I could have seen them. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4769 Sorry. I was aiming for your mid-section. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4770 Let me get my head together and then it’ll be MY turn to knock your block off! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4771 Really? Cut the drama. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4772 Good luck against May weather - it's undefeated. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4773 Pretty clouds today. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4774 - Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the more often and steadily we reflect upon them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me. - Stop quoting Kant every time you lose, Olaf, the hat is mine now. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4775 I think the phrase "knock it off" doesn't mean what you think it does. Dan Schechter Los Alamitos CA 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4776 Oh, jumping head first was a bit rash! 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
4777 When life gets rough, I like to hold onto my dream Relaxing in the summer sun, just letting off steam 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4778 Can we please put our differences aside....?? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4779 Maybe the robots really should take our jobs. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4780 Hey,who let Bill Waterson draw this week 1.1000 0.04144 100 94 2 4
4781 Bernie wonders what life could be like if he wasn't build by a kindergartner. Luke Sevelius, Tampa FL 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4782 For God's sake, Albert, don't let success go to my head. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4783 When I said "put up or shut up," I didn't mean " shut me up." 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4784 I keep telling you that we need AI. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4785 Let’s pick another day! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4786 Good job, son. That’s how you go for a gut punch. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4787 I hope I have better luck next year. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4788 Groovy..that is putting it mildly 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4789 I can't get used to these new handicap rules! 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4790 I demand a re-match, same time, same place, next winter. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4791 Hey not fair, I was just starting to thaw. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4792 First rule of Snowman Fight Club: You do not talk about Snowman Fight Club. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4793 I just can’t seem to get my head out of the snow and into the game 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4794 At least I bit your ear off when I had the chance. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4795 I have what's known in boxing as an ice jaw. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4796 Come on Frosty, don't be such a snowflake! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4797 Hey, no coldcocking. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4798 This is a TKO,isn’t it? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4799 I wanna say TKO, but . . . 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4800 Gary was so worried about global warming, he failed to see Paul’s left hook. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4801 I never had a snow balls chance in hell to beat you. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4802 Maybe we should have taken up skiing instead. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4803 You knocked my block off and now I'm going to knock you out Cold! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4804 Knocked him out ice cold. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4805 You're right, it doesn' t hurt with a toque on. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4806 Huh, you were right. A strong wind can knock me over. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4807 Your head is not in the game and this bothers me more than you'll ever know! 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4808 I’ve always said accessories are essential! 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4809 I'm glad I chose the scarf,and not the hat. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4810 I told you not to lose your head over that climate change story! 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4811 So we are now grown up and not playing with blocks any more! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4812 You’re watching Hagler v Hearns again, aren’t you! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4813 This is the last time we play ‘Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4814 Don't kid yourself - global warming did this. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4815 Can you be any MORE of a cliché? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4816 In Alaska we play rock ‘em sock ‘em snowbots! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4817 I need someone to help me with footwork. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4818 Okay. You win round one, but it ain't over until the spring defrost. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4819 Summer can't come soon enough. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4820 Don't look at me, blame the little squirt to said, "Mittens are so last year". 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4821 This can't happen; I have immunity from my last bout! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4822 I passed the concussion protocol. I’m ready for Round 2!! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4823 Mind blowing taken to a whole new level....Brain freeze upends itself 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4824 Ok, who are going to call now, "ghost busters?" 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4825 To preserve my pride, just say global warming melted my head off. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4826 Float like snowflake, hit like an avalanche. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4827 Ohhh, you knocked my ice block off! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4828 Actually , I’ve been feeling a little detached lately. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4829 That was some flurry of punches. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4830 I sneezed and you hit me. That's beyond cold. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4831 Hit me whenever you're ready 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4832 Don't Play Chicken! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4833 I said heads will roll! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4834 that's not what I had in mind when I said snow job 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4835 Stop that or I'll knock your block off. OH..... 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4836 Next time I'll wear the scarf 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4837 Rock'em Sock'em Frosty. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4838 It ain't over 'til my head says it's over. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4839 You’ve gotta to roll with the punches! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4840 I didn’t even take one step closer! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4841 Nice shot! Keep it on, I'll watch the rest from here. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4842 Is this some kid's idea of a sick joke? 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4843 Rockem Sockem Robots has taken a turn 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4844 Now’s as good a time as any; I think we should break up. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4845 What’s a butterfly? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4846 I guess you win by a knockoff! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4847 Well, not everyone was built by kids with access to pay-per-view, Karl. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4848 Whoops! Snowdown! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4849 If you keep punching like that, Frosty doesn't stand a chance this Saturday. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4850 With one hand tied behind your back? Try THIS, Snow Cone! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4851 You're a quick learner, but next time aim for the nose. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4852 Oh great, now I have cauliflower ear. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4853 What do you mean, move my feet!? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4854 I lost my head when I agreed to box you. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4855 Come on man… no hits below the carrot! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4856 I warned you, "I can handle anything except an uppercut." 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4857 Winter is dead! Warm temps always wins! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4858 I never even threw a punch and you completely lost your head. I think it’s social media’s influence. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4859 I guess that qualifies as a TKO. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4860 Frosty and Defrosty duking it out. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4861 C’mon ,get your head in the fight! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4862 Well that was an out of body experience. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4863 I did not expect that climate change would have such an immediate effect on life expectancy. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4864 Dude your head fell off 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4865 Ashes to ashes, snow to snow... 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4866 Wow, you really meant head off! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4867 I told you to put your mits up! 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4868 You may be the contender today, but we’re both gonna be on the waterfront this time tomorrow. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4869 This is not what I envisioned when you said you wanted to ring in the new year together” 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4870 Timeout. I'm Going To My Corner! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4871 Next time I’ll have my head screwed on. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4872 No way I'm letting you get a shot at my nose 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4873 And with that one jab to the chin, he knocked his opponent out hot. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4874 Where are the neighborhood kids when you need them? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4875 Was it really worth it just to get the girl? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4876 Why do you keep losing your head? Its just a friendly match! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4877 It's OK... at least I finally got to see the beautiful white Winter sky. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4878 It's climate change,not your left jab. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4879 Mom’s gonna kill us. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4880 That’s only a TKO. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4881 That's why I don't wear a scarf! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4882 It's more like being "knocked out in the cold" 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4883 I’m tellin u dude … heads are gonna roll 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4884 I forgot to bob and weave 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4885 I think you're getting a little head of yourself. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4886 No fair--you're like a head taller than I am. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4887 My loss of street cred wasn't worth the 5,000 likes on Instagram. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4888 Come on, Snowflake!! You’re not suppose to take a dive until the warmer rounds… 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4889 Why do you always lose your head when we fight? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4890 My Pro always tells me a headwind hurts more than a tailwind helps 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4891 Once again, Frosty McTreehugger loses his head, but wins the fight over the existence of climate change. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4892 You've been working on your uppercut. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4893 Not a chance I’ll fight you now. Have you lost your head? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4894 Super snowman smack down challenge crowns a new champeen! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4895 I think this counts as a TK snow 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4896 Can someone please call a knockout so I can melt already? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4897 That takes out the rope-a-dope tactic. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4898 Sorry, man. I meant to just punch that stupid hat off! Not your whole head! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4899 This is better than 'Rock'em Sock'em Robots! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4900 Okay, okay you can keep the hat 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4901 The people 1, the King 0. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4902 Thanks, Stan ... now I can see a cloud that looks like my mother! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4903 Your corner guy sucks. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4904 I want a rematch in another season 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4905 What do you mean my therapist is on vacation 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4906 I thought I was the Trump and you were the Biden. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4907 I never knew you were into self-harm 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4908 Geez, stop being such a snowflake.” @danrmccallu 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4909 Yep, the scarf was too tight ... 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4910 You never did have your head screwed on right! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4911 Hey, this wasn't in the terms and conditions 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4912 Why so chilly? I said, ‘head’s up’… 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4913 I can accept your coldheartedness, but this mindless pugilism has got to stop. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4914 Floats like an iceberg, stings like a mint julep. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4915 So what, if it's December 26th. That's no reason to box my head off. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4916 Once again, Rock’em Sock’em Robots has led us astray. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4917 Frosty doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning this bout. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4918 I'll be fine once I get an ice pack. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4919 No fair! I slipped! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4920 Okay, you can have the hat back and you don't really look like you have gained weight. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4921 @If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous” 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4922 Frosty just wasn't expecting the 'Thumpety, thump thump' punch from the young challenger from the lake district. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4923 Do you want to put ice on that? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4924 Winter fun 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4925 Those twigs have turned into sticks with your new workout routine. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4926 Don’t worry about me. I can run on autopilot. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4927 All right, then, we’ll call it a draw 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
4928 Timeout! I just lost vision in both eyes. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4929 I said wait until I count three! 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4930 Your left stick is better than mine. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4931 Hey ! Shouldn't you retreat to the neutral corner ? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4932 They call me Mike T'Iceso 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4933 Well, who'm I gonna talk to now? Darnit, Larry. You gone done my head in. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4934 Sorry Charley. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4935 reassemble me before i have a meltdown” 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
4936 I never saw the Rockys 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4937 That’s the last time we argue over the ethics of clothing snowmen with hats and scarves. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4938 I didn't know we were playing rockem sockem robots 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4939 OK, two out of three….. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4940 OK, I’ll spot you the obvious Python joke … 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4941 Ok ,Ok, you can keep the hat. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4942 Things got heated at the square garden 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4943 It's global warming, not me." 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4944 I told you we should've played basketball instead. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4945 It sure beats Ozempic! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4946 I thought we agreed no body shots? 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4947 I'd rather play Pat-A-Cake. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4948 I still don't think Taylor Swift would ever look at you sideways, but by Spring it won't matter anyway. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4949 Is that why they call you abominable? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4950 Don't you know the difference between knockout and knock off? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4951 With all the snow, I couldn’t see the punch coming. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4952 I swear no more jokes about the Buffalo Bills! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4953 The cap slowed me down. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4954 How humiliating. Now I might be mistaken for the common snowball! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4955 Is that a knock out or a knock off? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4956 We’re not rock em sock em robots Ted. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4957 Why Rockem Sockem Snow-bots never took off. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4958 Ouch, I think I got frostbite. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4959 You're a narcissist. You only care about yourself. Think of the kids! Do you even love our children? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4960 Well, that's one way to make weight. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4961 "Oh my, guess I finally got the 'Marie Antoinette Punch', right! I'm sorry,,," 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4962 I need to get my head together and stop having out-of-the-box thoughts. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4963 I’m afraid that you’ve lost your head again! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4964 Okay. Less filling. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4965 Y"ou can't hit me in the head again, it's below my belt." 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4966 Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again next year…to kick your ass! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4967 You should have maintained your cool. I have yet to throw a punch. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4968 On second thought, I’m going to cancel our bowling night. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4969 I guess it rolled with the punches. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4970 Sorry. I bet that hurt. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4971 As I said, best two out of three! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4972 The Snowman fightclub; blood, sweat and melt". Maria José Romero, Costa Rica 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4973 I slipped. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4974 You may have bested me today, but eventually you'll be laid low by a swelterweight. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4975 Not fair! The sun is in my eyes. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4976 I think I know how James Thurber would caption this. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4977 You said you'd never hurt me. You said, and I quote: "You're my nutella gelato, my pina colada sorbet." Lies, all lies! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4978 Come out where I can see you. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4979 Well, if it makes you feel any better... I love the hat. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4980 Will global warming make it a TKO? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4981 Wanna go another round for the scarf? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4982 #885 Let's make this a double-header. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4983 'Tis but a frost wound 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4984 All sale items are final--Don't lose your head over it! (My life in Retail...) 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4985 That all you got, scarf-face? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4986 We should probably rethink this. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4987 You know, the old ice-in-the-glove trick is illegal 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4988 More melt and wait than welterweight... 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4989 You're lucky they made me this way 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4990 Call me a Snowflake, will you? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4991 Stay frosty 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4992 You always did have a hell of a left, Ray. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4993 But you had a head start 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4994 What do Queensbury rules say about this? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4995 So this is what Brits do the day after Christmas? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4996 No big deal. It’s going to be an early Spring. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4997 I think you forgot. Snowmen are supposed to hit below the belt. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4998 Sigh, I don't think we'll ever be Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4999 Ice Punch 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5000 That was some snowball fight! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5001 Global warming really got to you, didn't it? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5002 Hal Corklin redefined boxing in the winter of ‘93, with a powerful knock off in the 3rd round against Big Jim Sadler. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5003 When did Frosty start fighting southpaw? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5004 We can still try and just melt away in the sun. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5005 Down goes Freezah! Down goes Freezah! Down goes Freezah! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5006 So, yeah, I need to improve on my footwork. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5007 Was it just my new hat which didn't match your scarf? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5008 I thought you said this was a friendly match up ! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5009 I see dead snow people. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5010 Just wait until the sun comes out 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5011 Ichabod Crane woulda been proud of me. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5012 I should've remembered my coach advice on not losing my head during the first round 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5013 I think I can, I think I can… 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5014 Oh great.....Now I have a bent carrot. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5015 You’re right, ‘1-2-3 snow!’ doesn’t make any sense. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5016 Yeah, well, your wife told me they only gave you one carrot. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5017 Winter can be so cold 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5018 Was it worth it? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5019 Lucky punch. That’’s not happening again. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5020 I’ve been avoiding thinking about talking to you about this… 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5021 Technology I am now ahead in this fight." 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5022 Rematch in the spring? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5023 Was it the flurry of our punches or just the big warm-up creeping in? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5024 -I wouldn't have punch you in the face anyway... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5025 Why must cooler heads always prevail? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5026 C’mon now. It’s only a flesh wound. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5027 I said you can have the damn hat, and I'll take the scarf, you didn't need to knock my whole head off. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5028 Which is why you always have to protect your chin. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5029 When did you become such a hot-head? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5030 I can't believe I didn't see that climate change technique coming! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5031 I don’t care if you knocked my block off, I’m not finished yet. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5032 Thanks a lot, Frosty. Now I can see the what kills us. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5033 Now you've done it! Now I can't watch Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5034 I'll just wait for our relationship to thaw. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5035 You committed a major violation of the Queensbury rules. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5036 I told you I'd knock your block off! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5037 You always win when the temperature goes above freezing 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5038 Okay, but no faces. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5039 Just when I thought I finally had my head on straight... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5040 Heads will roll when they see this 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5041 Lucky shot and a big shout out for global warming!!! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5042 Snow Cap or a Scraf hmm" 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5043 If you put my head back on we could finish this once and for all. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5044 A bit obsessed with getting a ‘head start’, aren’t we? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5045 I should have said “cut it out” 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5046 This is not what I meant when I said snowball fight now knock it off...oh 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5047 I am so done with the Swiftie talk. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5048 I guess this hat isn't magic. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5049 Yes, it's very humiliating to just lie here like this. But, on the upside, look at all the people driving by to see us! I guess fake fighting really is all the rage these days. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5050 I'm used to flurries of punches not haymakers. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5051 To be fair, you have longer limbs. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5052 How could I have knocked your head off? I can’t move. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5053 Wait a second, we agreed that kicking was not allowed! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5054 Put'me up! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5055 Maybe I need to practice more on Wii sports 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5056 OK you knocked my block off. For the record tho it's an orb. -- ORB! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5057 I said feint, feint. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5058 hats off- you win! 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5059 I find that exercise really helps with my migraines. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5060 Man, you have an ice jaw. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5061 A tribute to Bill Watterson 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5062 Illegal hit, dude. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5063 That’s not fair… you had a head start! 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5064 Damn you really pack a punch. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5065 I said swing like a butterfly but NOT sting like a bee, Roger. Great, now my hat is soaked in yellow snow. 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
5066 Maybe that wasn’t such a good idea. 1.0917 0.03334 109 101 6 2
5067 I'm seeing stars. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5068 His head’s gone, he’s lost total sense of movement 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5069 I’ll see you, but I can’t raise you one. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5070 Knock Yourself Out. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5071 Don't be afraid to fail. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5072 You call that a jab? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5073 At least I did better than with kickboxing. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5074 Your HAT! I just wanted to grab your hat! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5075 That punch was abominable. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5076 I don't mind. Judging by the weather we're both going to be melted within a week anyways. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5077 If I just wait, the rest of you will disassemble! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5078 Is that the punch you call your Chilly Special? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5079 The kids are not okay. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5080 Kids . . I need a lozenge! 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5081 You fight like a robot! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5082 They said he had a glass jaw. More like a glass neck. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5083 Pick on some one your own size 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5084 Sorry, I gotta head out. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5085 Did I get it wrong? “ Sting lika butterfly” ? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5086 It's ok!!!.... I have a short memory!!! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5087 Your scarf is untied. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5088 Ok, you got the uppercut, how about we work on the piledriver and then gently patting into place 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5089 Doesn't it strike you that this whole situation is weirdly preposterous? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5090 For goodness take Frosty! Are you going to Box or goof around? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5091 I guess the scarf isn’t just a fashion statement. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5092 You know, standing in the field doesn't look so bad right now. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5093 Did the sun come out? Or am I a good boxer 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5094 Play to win 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5095 Get over here where I can see you, you coward! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5096 I thought I had immunity 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5097 « It’s only a flesh wound ! » 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5098 Damn, where's that old silk hat when you need it? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5099 I told you to punch below the waist! 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5100 It’s okay. I can direct from down here. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5101 #I told you I was a cold-hearted killer! You shouldn’t have slid into the ring if you didn’t have the head for it !” 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5102 Aren’t you supposed to say ‘Touche!’ now? 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5103 There you go Ground hog lover! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5104 Frosty f***ed around and found out. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5105 That's the one thing I asked you not to do. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5106 So you still think you're not passive aggressive? Maybe we should just switch to pickleball. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5107 sorry Roc, I feel like I'm missing something today 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5108 Don't worry about it. I got distracted looking out for your fancy footwork. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5109 And that’s what you call a knock off. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5110 Come on Donald,did you lose your Head? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5111 What will it take for you to believe in climate change? 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5112 I do believe you seemed to have lost your head sir ! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5113 Sorry ,but it was either me or the sun that was going to do you in.” 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5114 He should've kept a cool head. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5115 Stick ‘em sticks up 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5116 It was your left hook,and not global warming. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5117 You were a result of weather; Carl Weathers you weren't. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5118 Snow by blow description: "Lost his ears to frostbite, doesn't have a leg to stand on. And he thought he was getting ahead!" 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5119 Soggy mittens still pack a punch. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5120 It was rigged -- hugely rigged. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5121 I was trying to add to my body count, but I suppose a head count increase will do. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5122 …and they Iron Mike was a dirty fighter. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5123 In retrospect, this was inevitable. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5124 Damn global warming! I used be able to survive in here at least 3 weeks. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5125 Heads down to the champ! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5126 Umm.. you're meaner than that famous boxer who bit his opponents ear off Dude 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5127 MURDER 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5128 I'll flip you for it. Heads or tails? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5129 Calvin strikes again! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5130 If you would’ve let me finish. Ring… Is the ring really necessary? Not swing. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5131 That all ya got? My wife hits harder 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5132 I told you Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Snowbots wasn’t a good idea! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5133 hey we said anywhere but the face... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5134 Aaannd Vargas is down! It’s over before it started! Global Warming’s done it again! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5135 TKO! Technical Knock-Off! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5136 Hey! You knocked my block off! 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5137 Sorry, Lost your head for a stupid hat! Mary Cay Burke-Hamill Pittsburgh, Pa. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5138 Calvin...Calvin... 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5139 Oops … looks like it’s off to the protocol mound for me. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5140 I believe you're treating me quite frostily, Frost Ali... 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5141 Come on givè me your best shot,one more round yeah 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5142 you should see the Snow-Woman there fighting over 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5143 Take that, you imposter! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5144 Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5145 When I said "Hit me with your best shot," Frosty,I didn't mean LITERALLY. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5146 Hey, at least it’s not my ear. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5147 That darn global warming. Necks just aren’t holding up the way they used to. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5148 I’m calling a foul—I had charcoal in my eyes. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5149 That was an illegal hit! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5150 You couldn't even let Michael Buffer finish, "Let's get ready to rumble"? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5151 Go ahead! Guilt feelings ? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5152 Lucky punch! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5153 When you said you were going to knock my block off, I thought it was just a saying ! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5154 Do you think ice will fix this? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5155 Shoulda worn my scarf . 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5156 Not what I pictured when you said, "snowball fight," Ned. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5157 Just give me the hat,Carl. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5158 Sorry, but you did take my toque. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5159 I always did roll after the punches, not with them. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5160 Monty Python of snow knights 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5161 I said, How come you never give me head?, not how come you never give me A head. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5162 Wow! Climate change IS a thing then... 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5163 Someone put that on ice. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5164 But remember. It's best two out of three. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5165 This way I can coach myself too. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5166 Excellent. Now show me how you work the body. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5167 Can we just chill? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5168 Was that too much of a head fake? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5169 I guess you’re feeling pretty good about those boxing lessons. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5170 I think it’s the hat. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5171 do you want to box a snowman? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5172 This fight was fixed! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5173 Put 'em up... It's just a mere flake wound. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5174 I'll need my head iced 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5175 Knock out or knock off? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5176 And frosty wins by a head! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5177 That’s it champ! Now work the body. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5178 No hitting below the belt. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5179 Gee, you really had me frozen there! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5180 Beware. Headlessness is actually an advantage in boxing! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5181 Oh man, knocked out by a wind gust. I never thought this would be how I went down. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5182 They always tell you to keep your head up but no one told me having a spine would help. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5183 I thought we said no kicking! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5184 What's the prop for the next scene...ballet shoes? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5185 Just because it is cold outside does not mean that you can lose your head. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5186 Rockem' Sockem' Snowbots needs a union 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5187 Where in the rules does it say you lose the fight if you lose your head? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5188 ... ho ho ho ... 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5189 How can I punch you upside the jaw when your jaw is on the ground? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5190 When I called you Parson Brown, I meant it as a compliment 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5191 I’ll admit it, I’m considering a facelift. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5192 Post Valentine’s Day head. (He does not care-rot about you) 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5193 I don’t blame you. I blame the rotten kid who rolled me into a palooka. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5194 all bets are off" 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5195 'Snow KO like my KO 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5196 You better be a great body puncher, or I will absolutely knock your block off. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5197 If you had any balls, I send them through your brain. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5198 Okay, yes you may have my tuque 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5199 Sometimes I feel like I'm just watching it all unplay. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5200 Was that PED’s or did they use oak for your arms? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5201 That’s what happens when I take off the green ribbo 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5202 I think this only works if our gloves are made of snow. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5203 Wanna try for Frosty II 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5204 Not off to a good start it seems... 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5205 « Now try your famous chin hook » 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5206 The kids wanted a snowman contest 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5207 I was never really happy with my figure anyways... 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5208 We agreed not to hit above the hat. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5209 I am about to have a huge meltdown over this argument. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5210 I can’t with us anymore, Matt. My head is just not in this. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5211 What kind of sadist gives ME the magic hat? 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5212 You don't have a hat, but I don't have a scarf! 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5213 So you think your carrot is bigger than mine Donald J.? #mynewyorkercaption 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
5214 I found it very helpful to define life’s priorities. Shall we look at yours? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5215 Another triumph for winner take all democracy. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5216 I think I snapped a twig knocking your block off. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5217 Ice Rage 2: The Knockdown 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5218 A knock off is better than a melt down. It never made sense anyway. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5219 'I'm beginning to think my entire life is a bad mountain dew commercial from the 90s' 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5220 There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell you’re going to hit me in the head again. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5221 White Compliments 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5222 You could have given me a head’s up before we started. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5223 No, this is not another example of the daily impact of climate change. Now put your head back on and let's get on with it! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5224 Wow. Climate change is a real thing. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5225 Rock'em, sock'em Snowmen. "Hey, you knocked my block off!" 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5226 Thanks, now I'll have cauliflower ear. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5227 ‘Wait a minute…I think that’s Frosty the Snowman!’ 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
5228 Fortunately, I’ve got a pretty good cut guy. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5229 That Calvin has some serious mental problems 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5230 I'll knock your block of..... Oops!" 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5231 Frosty wasn't the title challenger Mike Iceman expected. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5232 Ok, this could make things a little more complicated. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5233 Happy Birthday 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5234 My trainer always told me "Keep your head on a swivel!" 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5235 Where are all the kids when i need a new head? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5236 Oh, well, there goes some of me again... But who cares? Put 'em up! PUT 'em UP! 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5237 He must have a ice jaw. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5238 First you steal my scarf, and now this? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5239 That’s not a knock down. It’s a knock off. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5240 Watch it! You almost took my eye out! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5241 Is Mattel going to charge us with trademark infringement? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5242 It pays to stay a head 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5243 At least you didn’t hit me in my snowballs 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5244 That's good technique Frosty! Now help me get my head on right and we'll go again! 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5245 I guess global warming is settling this agreement for us. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5246 I can’t feel my face when I’m with you. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5247 Will there be a lesson on "taking a punch?" 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5248 It's only a scratch. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5249 Not what I meant by, "Gimme your best punchline." 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5250 No chance for another concussion let’s do this 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5251 Guess that's a T.K. Snow 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5252 You could have just asked for my scarf. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5253 The rock in the glove? Yep, that's where my Abominable handle came from. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5254 And that's how you do a fatality, brother are you okay? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5255 You're only allowed to hit the carrot! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5256 It's head to head. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5257 I dare you, stare into my eyes for just a few seconds. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5258 Dont look like that at me Mike, I still can beat you 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5259 Knock off my top hat...will, ya. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5260 We need a snowreferee. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5261 You don't have a chance in hell of finishing me off! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5262 No fair! You said if it was heads,I 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5263 The name is Nikki, Nikki Haley. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5264 I told you to lose the hat! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5265 I win by detaching with love. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5266 What did little Joey expect us to do, put in this position? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5267 It's intended as a tableau about the noble art of boxing. That doesn't include knocking my block off when I'm not looking 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5268 Can I try on the hat now? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5269 That's the last time you call me Frosty. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5270 You were supposed to knock my block off; not my ball off! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5271 I don't feel pregnant. Are you sure we're doing this right? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5272 Well, you can say goodbye to "as alive as he could be". 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5273 Ooops. I didn't mean to cold-cock you. May I have your cap? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5274 It’s a Cold War 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5275 Dammit Bert, we said we’d play it cool! 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5276 Shiver me timbers 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5277 I TRIED TO WARN YOU LOUIS..... 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5278 I’ve lost my mind, now your a glass of buster! 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5279 Yah twigged me wit ya bransche mitt boy.! @lastweektonight 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5280 Oddly, this gives me an scoring advantage. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5281 So.. you thought you were Joe Louis... 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
5282 You're been watching those MMA videos again, haven't you?" 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5283 I said, "my block," not my head! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5284 Damn you. I was going to date Taylor Swift. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5285 In a snowman boxing match there are no winners... except for him. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5286 They build us inches apart from each other, fists raised, gloves on, and then they call us violent for following through on their premise. I don’t have a name, but I have fists. It’s a cruel god, what gives function but no mercy. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
5287 Its not over until the ice caps melt 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5288 This isn't a global warming thing, is it? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5289 This isn’t supposed to be Rock’m Sock’m Robots, you know. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5290 Go ahead, give me another left hook to the head 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5291 the judges have ruled this heavyweight bout a snow-contest. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5292 My parents trying to explain what “rock-em sock-em robots” are 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5293 She told me my head wasn’t screwed on right just before she left me. I’m starting to think she had a point. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5294 Global warming would have the last word here. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5295 Count your blessings. If the girls had made us, they'd have given us hot tea. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5296 Where's my Elsa 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5297 oooh. don't know my own strength 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5298 I didn't hear Noel 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5299 That was above the scarf. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5300 You sure can pack a punch. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5301 Come on, McChillington, get your head back in the game. This is no time for Black Knight humor. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5302 Let’s spar some more when I’m done icing my head. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5303 you know it’s kinda nice laying here with the cold against the back of my neck. The cloudy sky embracing this frigid winter day. Later i’ll be able to enjoy the stars and all their glory. Uggh who am i kidding where’s Frosty when you need him. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5304 Another round of Mixed Melted Arts? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5305 Well if you are taking of your head, I’ll take mine off as well” 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5306 I told you hot yoga would be better for stress relief. Now who looks like the idiot? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5307 'No honey, you didn't hit me, I'm just melting." 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5308 What does it matter. It’s almost spring anyway. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5309 You heard of the headless horseman.....I am his brother. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5310 Won't be a fair fight 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5311 I forgot to tell you that I have a frosted glass jaw 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5312 ‘At least you only rolled me’ 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5313 Sugar Ray, you never knocked me down…heads don’t count. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5314 From now on,no punches below the belt! 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5315 I invented the ZEN of FIGHT, so, unassuming carrot nose, this battle is about to end! 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5316 What do you mean there's no rule against it? 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5317 No fair ! Now all I can use are body shots . 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5318 We said no hitting above the belt either! 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5319 I told him I was going to do that...but did he believe me??? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5320 I REALLY WANTED THE CAP, BUT THE SCARF SEEMS TO BE THE WINNER 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5321 You felt like a winner when you saw me fall 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5322 Cut me, Mick, cut me! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5323 Well, I guess it's just mano y mano from now on. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5324 I may not be able to beat you, but climate change will. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5325 I need to fire my trainer 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5326 Seriously. Calvin can suck it. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5327 Yes, I know. Sometimes my thoughts get in the way of my boxing, too. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5328 Don't worry. It'll roll back 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5329 Let them eat ice cream cake. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5330 Okay, now switch bodies. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5331 Are you really going to let me lie here until springtime? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5332 I hope this doesn’t leave any ugly scars. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5333 You'll get yours when Spring comes around. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5334 When I said you were a snowflake, I meant it as a compliment. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5335 Now, I feel grounded. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5336 Well, I couldn’t bite your ear off, could I? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5337 You said you'd knock my head off, and you did, but you need to count to ten and your brain is too frozen to do it. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5338 Those pink things in Labyrinth made this look a lot more fun. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5339 It was at that moment that Steve realized the scarf was essential safety gear, and that perhaps the kids on his block didn’t care for him as much as they did for Frosty. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5340 I think out-of-body experiences are overrated. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5341 I’ll miss Carl Weathers 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5342 I know you didn't mean it...don't worry...we're both going to melt together. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5343 Maybe a punch below the belt would have been better. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5344 Knocked their head off cold with a left hook! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5345 Please, I just need a good warm-up first. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5346 I said we’d go until round 10 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5347 I said put up your dukes not dissociate. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5348 I didn't lose. My brain is just down to earth. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5349 Float like a snowman, sting like the breeze. I am the greatest, the Jolly Frosty 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5350 When I said knock it off, I meant your “new boxing stance.” You have no legs, and now I have no head. Great. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5351 If I got to wear the scarf maybe I wouldn't have lost my head over it. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5352 Don't you ever say I'm old again! 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5353 How could saying ‘Fight like hell’ possibly make you do this to me? 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5354 To win you’ll have to work the body. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5355 Take off the gloves, then we’ll see what you can do. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5356 How many times have I told you not to lead with your head? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5357 Chill. You're supposed to be inanimate. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5358 That's a THO: Take Head Off 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5359 Maybe, "C'mon champ hit me in the face!", wasn't the best choice of quotes......... 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5360 Touché, Mr. Thurber! 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
5361 I thought we were doing Monty Python 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5362 The Legend of the Headless Snowman (A Sequel) 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5363 Sorry, mate! 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5364 Last year it wasn’t that easy 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5365 - Win by TKO, Technical Knock Off 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5366 This will bruise if I don't ice it. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5367 I think we will win the Ironic Snowman Competition, 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5368 Knocking my block off is a euphemism Clyde not to be taken literally contest 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5369 Could you give me a heads up before you punch me again? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5370 This snowstorm is a knockout. Literally! Maddy sc 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5371 Well folks, it appears that Frosty will do anything to make weight by fight time! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5372 And I thought you were the one who looked decapitated. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5373 When they said 'chill out,' this isn't what we had in mind... 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5374 Put the rest of me on a horse. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5375 Snowball fights look so much more fun on TV 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5376 Yeah, but I'm ahead on points. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
5377 MERELY A FLESH WOUND, get down here and I’ll take your scarf too! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5378 An illegal snowblow. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5379 Now put your head on my body, or I will clear you like a driveway ! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5380 Snow boxing, as I've told you time and again, does not allow upper cuts! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5381 That was “heads up”. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5382 No Hall of Fame for you Frosty! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5383 I said below the belt was fine 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5384 I had no idea that you had such long arms 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5385 This ain't no Rockem Sockem Robots Billy! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5386 He knocked his block off! 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5387 You always come to life on Boxing Day. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5388 The only rule is - no hitting below the belt. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5389 Hit me before my head froze!! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5390 Froze up once again. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5391 Rocky meets the French Revolution. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5392 Wait WAIT wait… 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5393 Caution: What happens if you neglect mindfulness. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5394 Who would have thawed? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5395 Don’t worry—I’m frozen numb so it doesn’t hurt 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5396 My coach did warn me to get my head on straight before the match. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5397 I should have picked scarf over hat... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5398 We live for the laughter of 8-year-olds. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5399 Every society has its monsters. For us, it’s Timmy and his ‘Olympic Accidents’. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5400 Oh, Charley - I coulda been a dockworker! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5401 I thought you said on the count of THREE'! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5402 This Ivan Drago kid sure has a weird sense of humor. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5403 I said NO Rock-Em Sock-Em Snowmen! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5404 tactical defence” 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5405 Sorry, man, my head isn’t in it. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5406 Nope, you missed! I just moved my head to fast. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5407 Keep your RIGHT up and your CHIN down! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5408 Good thing I'm not wearing socks. 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5409 It's okay, you'd be surprised how often this happens. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5410 Losing your mind is no defense 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5411 You know you missed me! Since global warming began it’s just a matter of whose head slides off first! 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5412 Just beating global warming to the punch. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5413 Calvin’s yard? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5414 ISIS the Snowman was not a jolly happy soul.... 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5415 Well, I did say that the joke would knock your socks off.” “Yeah, but I didn’t think my head would take the hit since I don’t have feet! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5416 I know Phil predicted an early spring but I don’t feel right winning like this 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5417 I'll just wait until you melt. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5418 Well done. Didn't see the left-handed 'thumpity' coming. Now finish me with the 'thump thump'" 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5419 Wow, you're really bringing the heat today! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5420 The referee will call a technical knockout if you don’t stand up by St. Patrick’s Day 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5421 I told that I would blow your head out 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5422 Heyyyyy, you hit me after the jingle bell. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5423 I'd always thought fighting is a fairly mindless activity. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5424 Great , now happy ? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5425 I do believe my block has been knocked off 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5426 Now you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5427 I’m head and shoulders above you! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5428 Remember Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Snowbots? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5429 Why did you do that? The life are going to be upset when they come back. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5430 Yeah, if it wasn't for climate change, I coulda been a contender 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5431 Oh boy . . . Calvin's gonna be pissed. Or Bill. Or both! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5432 Gee, I meant to knock your block off, not your ball. 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5433 Use the force, Luke! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5434 Jeez that didn't last long 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5435 Can we get a climate scientist on the judge's panel? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5436 How are you going to keep your head in the match if you can’t during practice? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5437 Is your corner guy done with his chores yet? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5438 I JUST got over a head cold. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5439 That's for criticizing my haircut. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5440 An d you thought Rocky versus Frosty was a good idea? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5441 Democrats vs. Republicans..... 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5442 Look what Snow-Anna has done to our friendship! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5443 The Rumble in the Jungle has nothing on the slaying in the snow"! 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5444 Do you want to kill a snowman? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5445 Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the fight 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5446 You're in bombable. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5447 Unbutton my rocks so I can put my new belt on. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
5448 That's hitting below the melt! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5449 free Palestine 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5450 Wait Wait I can lose the hat 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5451 As long as I'm standing, you haven't won anything. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5452 I don't have remote control. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5453 I thought we were going head to head. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5454 Stop messing around and get your head together! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5455 I'm not putting it back again. You lost and need to learn humility. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5456 This ain't Halloween! You don't get points for being the headless snowman. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5457 That’s not exactly what I meant when I told you cooler heads prevail” 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5458 A touch, a touch; I do confess't. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5459 Oops! I think I knocked him cooold! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5460 ' 1, 2 , 3 go' 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5461 Well, I said I'd knock his block off. What'd he expect? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5462 Well, you really sticked it to me. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5463 If you can keep your head when all about you. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
5464 Well, look at it this way............! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5465 Snowfall. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5466 Mr Preaident lost his head again 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5467 Sorry! I was aiming at the hat! 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5468 Is it a knock-down if only my head hit the ground? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5469 Jolly good shot, mate. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5470 ..... where did you have the head to give me one like that.... 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5471 Nice left hook you have there. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5472 REALLY ..I'd have give you the hat 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5473 You asked for it, Ernest Snowingway.. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5474 It’s fuckin cold down here 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5475 Remember, no hitting below the neck. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5476 Frosty's Aaron Burr moment. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5477 Apparently Bob forgot to weave… 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5478 Meltdown. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5479 Whoops, that was not very ICE! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5480 I told you to protect your head! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5481 No reason to get disfigured before spring. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5482 Did you have to throw that punch so early?' 'You caused the ratings to spiral down!' ". Tracy Brown, San Rafael, C 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5483 Desperate, Ferd resorted to the snowman's version of rope a dope. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5484 You know the rules: no punching above the belt. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5485 Getting your head punched off is actually good luck. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5486 you are loosing your head over global warning... 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5487 Did you see that kid's nervous face when he secretly moved my head here? 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5488 Anything's better than taxes." 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5489 We put up a good fight to make the Holidays last longer 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5490 I guess he’s not coming back someday 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5491 No, as long as I’m still standing that doesn’t count as a knockout. 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
5492 Best two snowfalls out of three? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5493 Mama said knock you out...and I did. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5494 What are you gonna do melt on me?" "I'm invincible". "You're a looney. " "Alright we'll call it a draw. 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5495 I said let's throw hands, not heads! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5496 come on it's just a flesh wound 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5497 Ay, ay, a melt, a melt. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5498 I told you we should focus on our footwork drills. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5499 I checked the rule book and this stance is totally legal. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5500 Snowman Showdown: A Frosty Fight Gone Wrong 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5501 Unfair! You created less of a target for me. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5502 This hat was supposed to protect me from snow people with ugly scarves! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5503 Must have been made by the Wilson kid 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5504 Ouch! You’re gonna need some ice for that. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5505 TKO by climate change… 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5506 No fair. You got the scarf and I didn't. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5507 Looking back, I literally lost my head before the fight” 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5508 That’s not what I meant by ‘hats off to you.’ 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5509 You fooled me completely with the roundhouse kick. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5510 I can't wait to show you my ducking and weaving! 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5511 That's a TKO if I've ever seen one. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5512 Do me a favor and keep your dog at a safe distance from me, o.k.? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5513 Now what? How in heck am I supposed to knock you out? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5514 Shut up. I'm ahead of you without it! 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5515 Sorry, thought we were playing “Rock em sock em”. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5516 OK Dahmer, how ya goin' to put it in the freezer? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5517 Nooooo... I said "Lunch?" not "Punch?" 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5518 It's cold on the ground. 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5519 You didn't get me down, Ray. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5520 O.K. Put up your dukes and fight like a man! 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5521 What’s it gonna take for me to get a head? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5522 Gotta quit leading with your chin. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5523 You're so stubborn. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5524 I’m not sure if ‘the headless snowman’ has the same ring to it though. 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5525 Your punch flu me away 🤧 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5526 And that’s for taking my hat! #snowKO 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5527 Stupid temper. Now I’ll never get my hat back. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5528 Looks like Frosty's having a meltdown! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5529 You took my head. You left my heart. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5530 It doesn't coun 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5531 Oops, sorry. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5532 Hey, what's under that scarf? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5533 I haven't felt the same since Calvin left. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5534 Down Goes Frosty! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5535 Owning your own shadow 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5536 It’s so annoying, every weekend, a different pose. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5537 I'm sorry, it's true, the ice caps are melting and Elon Musk is not a genius. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5538 OK, that gives you enough points to put you a-head. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5539 You might believe you won the fight, but will it really matter once we melt? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5540 I get ahead of my self sometimes, sorry. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5541 Bring it on! I’m not a chicken 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5542 …I remember the good old days when ‘creativity’ wasn’t a think… 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5543 TKO, Im' sure 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5544 Where's Ferdie Pacheco? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5545 I looked out this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away It's more than a feeling (More than a feeling) When I hear that old song they used to pl 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5546 I wish I had known you were a southpaw. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5547 The Icicle Patrol will repair your offed block. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5548 That’s not the snow blower I was talking about. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5549 It appears you have mastered your training and no longer need me. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5550 Thumpety, thump thump! Thumpety, thump thump! Look at those mighty blows! Thumpety, thump thump! Thumpety, thump thump! Frosty wins by TKO! 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5551 So is this what they call a boxspring? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5552 I guess the NFL would’ve been safer. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5553 I'm blaming this on global warming. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5554 Those toy robots make it look so easy. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5555 Hey! You knocked my block off!" (admittingly 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5556 Little help? 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5557 Life is beautiful nevertheless. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5558 Now what are we supposed to do for the next month? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5559 After the last round, you lost by a head. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5560 Those robots made this look so much safer 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5561 It’s because you got the scarf and I got the hat 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5562 This is why they leave this to the summer games. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5563 When you said you gave good head, this isn't exactly what I imagined 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5564 Not to be too philosophical, but I struggle to understand The Creator's intentions. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5565 Huh. It's snowing. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5566 Referee called it a TKO 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5567 I know that modern art is a vicious game, but is this really necessary? 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5568 God rest ye Merry Gentlemen 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5569 You know it's not a block, right? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5570 Now…you can’t knock my head off 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5571 No low blows, okay? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5572 Nobody forgets the “Chilla’ in Wasilla”. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5573 I thought I’d be OK, not KO’d 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5574 Oh, my! From this angle I can see where we came from and where we are going, but you still win this round. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5575 No fair . I wasn't ready. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5576 The kids see a therapist for passive aggression. Don’t think it’s working. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5577 I guess you can’t let it go to your head. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5578 Alas, the Marquess of Queensberry Rules don't cover a startling development of this nature. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5579 Yo Rocky, how about a heads up for a do over? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5580 That settles it.......MY toque. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5581 You’re not ahead in this match, and where’s your helmet? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5582 So, that's how you do the upper cut. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5583 Whoa! I was still trying to grasp your 'Butterfly - Bee' metaphor. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5584 You over did it during the warm-up. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5585 You've been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5586 I know you want to get your head around it, but what you did was just off base. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5587 You were always a sucker for a left jab! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5588 You call that a punch? It’s but a flesh wound. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5589 You'll be accused of it but I'll defend you. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5590 Wow, Robin answered my text! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5591 Looks like you finally lost your cool, you couldn’t keep your head in the game! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5592 Told you to open your eyes! 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5593 I'm hoping for a different theme next year. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5594 Worse than this, the Climate is warming. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5595 Ok but this time I get to be Rocky and you have to be Olaf! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5596 I told you that kid with the stuffed tiger isn’t right. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5597 For snow thou art, and unto snow shalt thou return... 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5598 Snowbody knows the trouble I’ve seen. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5599 Winner by knock off … Fisty Frostee 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5600 I guess they forgot the spring 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5601 We sure miss you, Calvin! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5602 How was I supposed to know that's what "sock me" meant? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5603 Whose ready to talk politics 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5604 If that's the carrot I don't want to see the stick! 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5605 @corner_towns “next year I’ll get you” 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5606 I didn't even hit you. What do you think about global warming now Bob? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5607 I warned you about taking my hat. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5608 I am sorry, but I told you that in our case, "Warm Up" was just a figure of speech, not a real thing. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5609 I still think they will thaw to a draw. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5610 Bill Watterson would be proud of our Timmy. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5611 Sorry buddy but my gloves are all iced up. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5612 Gotcha! I’ll only miss if you don’t move. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5613 Alright. Best of five then? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5614 I never thought you would loose your head like THAT! 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
5615 You may have won the hat, but I'll fight to the death for my corncob pipe. 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
5616 If you stop this fight, I'll kill you. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5617 I didn't you had a snowball's chance in Hell to pop my head off! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5618 Whoa! I had no idea the uppercut was that effective 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5619 It’s every snowman’s dream to come to life…and yet here we are. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5620 Not hit! Not hit! Not hit! The sun did it! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5621 You win. I can't top that. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5622 Headless heedless, heedless fearless! Next round you lose! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5623 I told you “only”, Bellow the belt ! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5624 Confucius say “Stay in the shadows” 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5625 After a fine flurry, T-ice-son gets his man in the 3rd round 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5626 Buffer voice “And still the heavy weight snowman of the backyard…Frosty!” 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5627 okay now we're even after I used your nose to pleasure your wife 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5628 Sorry ‘bout that, but it was a head-to-head boxing match. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5629 No need to blow your top off – global warming is here! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5630 See ya next time buddy.. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5631 Don't lose your head and you'll be fine," they said. Why didn't I listen 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5632 That one was for disappearing on me last Spring! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5633 I don’t believe we are going to find this covered by the Queensbury Rules. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5634 Sam asked Sally to tie the knot… little did she know he meant the scarf’s 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
5635 I' m OK. There now isn't as much of me to hit. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5636 When the winter is warm, how easy it is to beat the snowman 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5637 Now let's not get too heated. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5638 I forgot to keep my twigs up. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5639 See you in... Oh, wait, we are in Hell. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5640 Barry, what happened? Is my ex-wife back? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5641 My father told me not to be a quitter! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5642 That is for bringing me hot chicken soup. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5643 I guess you didn't find this science so sweet 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5644 Why would somebody build this? 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5645 Knock my block off? I am most visibly round-headed. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5646 And Frosty, you thought my hat would give me an advantage! 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5647 I didn’t have my head on straight to agree to this fight! 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5648 And now, while you're distracted, a swift left upper cut. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5649 This fighting has gone all to your head. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5650 Wait just a moment! I thought this was just Rockem Sockem Snowbots where my head just popped up, not off?? 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5651 You’re missing a couple of buttons. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
5652 Snow day! Snow Day! Calling all seven yr-olds stat! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5653 A TKO this is not. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5654 Frosty is not happy, in fact, I am frosted! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5655 Patty cake patty cake! Off with his neck! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5656 I told you we weren't playing Rock 'em Sock'em robots. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5657 When you mistakenly ask for hard pack instead of a hard chin. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5658 This is not a kid's game 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5659 I know I didn’t hit you that hard. You must be melting. Uh oh…. To be continued next winter. 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
5660 No, I'm not - all I see is stars. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5661 Mr. Spielberg, what is my motivation for continuing, and how do I replace my head? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5662 Obviously haven't perfected the 'Rock-em-Sock-em-Snow-Bots', yet" 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5663 I’ve heard of head in the sand, but… 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5664 Down goes Brown!!! 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5665 That's just great; thanks. After tonight's storm I'll be snow-blind. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5666 Mom warned us about this. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5667 Yeah, go ahead and turn off Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Show some respect! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5668 Is there a medic in the house? 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5669 My cousin, the Headless Horseman, was much better for fight night. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5670 My footwork would be much better if I had feet. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5671 I knew it was you Olaf...you didn't have to act up 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5672 Sure I can use an I statement. ‘When you knock my head off, I feel like that’s a pretty cold-hearted move, Dave.’ 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5673 Maybe this wasn't such a fun thing to do. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5674 Move like a statue! Sting like frostbite! Sticks can’t hit what coals can’t see! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5675 And humans think climate change is bad for them! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5676 See any angels down there? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5677 Well Scooby Doo! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5678 Just a scratch. Come on! What're you waiting for? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5679 Bloody snowflake generation! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5680 Still fighting?....I should have known that your brain is not in your head 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5681 Just call me Thwaites. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5682 BOXING The Oldest Civilization Sport Since The Ice Age 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5683 OK, we can start now, but remember no punching below the waist. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5684 Damn climate change. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5685 I guess my Rope-a-Dope technique needs me to actually be ON the ropes! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5686 I’ve already won. I always knew my head was not a permanent fixture. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5687 And now I turn into a snow angel. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5688 No ambulances, just call me an Uber. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5689 Maybe we should have stuck with curling... 1.0698 0.03620 86 82 2 2
5690 Rock Em’ Sock ‘Em’ Snowmen 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5691 That's not what I meant by thumpety, thump, thump! 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5692 Was it you or the temperature, both are kicking 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5693 No worries, it's just climate change... 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5694 Heads or Tails? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5695 This warm snap has been stressing me out. Sorry to take it out on you. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5696 If I could close by eyes, I'd fight you with them closed. So instead... 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5697 What the heck, you know I have a sensitive carrot. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5698 Guess we found out who's got the real ice in their veins. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5699 Should have worn that scarf 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5700 My doctor told me that I needed more calcium! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5701 I’m warning you” usually means a coming blizzard! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5702 You haven't got a snowballs chance in hell! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5703 Damn that lunar eclipse! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5704 Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce, Tyler. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5705 Early in the sport they wore stocking caps in the octagon 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5706 I guess getting coldcocked was inevitable. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5707 I was expecting a gut punch, not your upper-cut. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5708 I’m still coming for ya, Crane! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5709 I am going to knock you out cold. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5710 It’s but a paper cut. Come on now - let’s have another go now, shall we? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5711 I told you you were melting with anger! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5712 Don't say I didn't warn you. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5713 : the referee flipped the coin at the game and said, "it's heads!" 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5714 I knew you had no backbone, but this is ridiculous. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5715 I demand a rematch before the Spring thaw. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5716 I feel triggered and unsafe. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5717 This isn't a CTE joke, is it? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5718 Carrot on your face? Try a snowman's root-canal. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5719 That's what is known as a Snow KO! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5720 We’re gonna need Coach to rebuild you. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5721 Lost his head just getting in the ring 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5722 Thumpety thump thump look at Frosty's deep fake go! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5723 This way the odds of my losing by a knockout are a lot better. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5724 I didn't think you could actually hit me, Clive". 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5725 That was easy. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5726 Tyson Flurry defends his title in a decisive manner. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5727 It's OK, cut me Mickey! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5728 He never gives up. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5729 Let’s call it the “ Sleepy Hollow Boxing Academy” 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5730 I'm beside myself. I thought we were just joking around! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5731 Where’s your heads at … 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5732 Ready! 1, 2....wham!...3, Go! 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5733 Listen, since I took your head off, I’ll put it back, but you have to promise to punch off mine” 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5734 Don’t go soft - I still see you 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5735 C'mon you pansy. It's just a flesh wound. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5736 Oh! We've seen this before, if a fighter isn't cool under pressure then he loses his head! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5737 Ugh, I'm just losing my mind over Global Warming right now! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5738 Well, at least I'm gonna be ahead of you once Spring hits. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5739 I told him not to get cross with me 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5740 Is it December twenty-seventh yet, Hank? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5741 You've got to work on your footwork, Frosty. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5742 Let me at least Google "how to fight when you are disarmed." 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5743 You always lose your mind when we fight. 1.0676 0.04004 74 71 1 2
5744 Pull yourself together man, we’re just getting warmed up 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5745 Freddy wanted to box, but Joey was topless. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5746 I guess the scarf made all the difference. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5747 Nice going, Rocky. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5748 The First Rule of Snowman Fight Club is Don't Talk about Snowman Fight Club 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5749 I have a snow jaw. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5750 Don't look so glib, Frosty...the sun is on my side! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5751 No upper cuts, Frosty! No upper cuts! 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5752 Under the Marquis of Queensbury rules, I'm only down if one knee is touching -- and I don't have any knees. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5753 Lucille, if you think I came out hear to pull my punches you’re very wrong. We’ve been in training since August for this grudge match. Now swing on me dear. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5754 Let’s continue…I can still beat you without my head 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
5755 They Gotta Name a Street After You . 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5756 Not fair! This heavy head-hat slowed my slip left-hook reaction time. 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
5757 Why is it during conflicts, that the mind is always the first to go? 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
5758 Heads will literally roll! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5759 Call me crazy, but I prefer the other kind of icebox. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5760 Do you smell carrots? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5761 Seriously ! …We’re posing for a seasonal witticism. The cartoonist said “Look contrary“ , not “Punch your friend in the face “. “ 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5762 Hmm, I know I had a plan. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5763 The original Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis suddenly had one less head to spare. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5764 That's what happens when you let a kid be the fight captain of the show. 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
5765 Hah! I meant to do that! Now I can fight bantamweight! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5766 Lizzie Borden’s mother. Who are you supposed to be? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5767 Okay, sorry Bob but that point was basically for climate change. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5768 You won't be a contender in March as a bantam weight nobody. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5769 Damn...I didn't think you were really going to hit me. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5770 I see my God. He calls me to Him. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5771 Well, I guess I really got ahead of myself. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5772 Oh no... I hope a random dog didn't come and piss all over my face. *wink* 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
5773 Need to have a chill head in a fight 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
5774 You didn't have to knock me out cold. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
5775 I was following the I was following the pack all swaddled in their coats with scarves of red tied ‘round their throats. 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
5776 Little Washington gets his first inspiration for his novel portraying the headless snowman. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5777 You may be ahead of me but I'll be back. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5778 You've lost the "head over heels" case, Buddy. 1.0658 0.03900 76 73 1 2
5779 What happened to the good old days of top hats and corn cob pipes? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5780 Melting Bull 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5781 Is this addressed in the Marquess of Queensberry Rules? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5782 Can you get me the number of that therapist with the giant clock in their office? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5783 We should have planned ahead for this situation. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5784 Nobody likes warm hugs. Live with it or bury your head in the snow. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5785 „Now.. don‘t act headless“ 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5786 You should see the snowball 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5787 Anything a chicken can do, a snowman can do better. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5788 I thought we agreed no hitting above the scarf! 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5789 Wow, climate change even makes snowman boxing a challenge 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5790 Nice shot, Scarf Ace. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5791 Ouch! I’m gonna need to ice this down. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5792 You said we would just have a light dusting! 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5793 These gloves are not making me any warmer. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5794 I don’t think I’ll ace this one, can’t see you! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5795 so, which amendment says I can’t keep boxing without a brain? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5796 I think I should rethink my strategy! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5797 Does it hurt? DOES IT HURT? I never thought of you as a sore loser.. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5798 Don't try to blame this on global warming. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5799 I can't make head or tails of it. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5800 I warned you !! I wanna Ring before spring! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5801 This way, I won't lose my head if things get heated. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5802 Great job-- winner plays the abominable snowman! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5803 Nice uppercut, but next round I get the scarf. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5804 Scarfs are illegal and you well know why. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5805 You knocked my block off! #rockemsockemrobots 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5806 Hey! Let’s keep it below the belt 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5807 Before you go to a neutral corner…here come some huskies. 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
5808 Sorry, I guess I lost my head Gosh, I was so looking forward to having a black eye 1.0645 0.03352 93 89 2 2
5809 Wait, you're alive?... Wait... I'm alive?!? We're Alive!! What have done!?! 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5810 ….Got the wind taken right out of me 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5811 They made it look like you've knocked my block off. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5812 Don’t worry, I’m sure that little child that made that block of ice for a noggin will replace it within a couple days 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5813 It's a sixth round knockout! 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5814 When you said you were getting warm and you were going to take it all off, this is not what I expected!" Or "When you said you were getting warm and you were going to take off, this is not what I expected! 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5815 Brutal in the primaries--but headed for a meltdown. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5816 Sorry, I need to be more mindful of the situation. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5817 ‘You can never keep a cool head’ 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5818 When you said you had me on the first round, I did not take it this literally 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5819 My manager has already gotten me a rematch this summer. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5820 A friendly snowdown. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5821 No mas! No ice! 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5822 Best 2 outta 3! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5823 I didn't hear a 'ding'! And that scarf is still hurting my eyes. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5824 Down goes Olaf! Down goes Olaf! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5825 We said no head shots so I thought I’d make it easy on you. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5826 Mano de Hielo Duran beats Snow Ray Leonard again in The Brawl in Montreal rematch 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5827 Is that what I looked like before they finished me? 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5828 Did I go full on abdominal on you? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5829 Well, Geoarge, I can still see what you meant about "don't lose your head" over this. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5830 We need to create a game that does this! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5831 Rock-em Sock-em for the 21st century. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5832 What say we only hit below the belt? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5833 Cheap shot pal, expect a very frosty reception the next time we meet! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5834 Dad was right. I just don't have a killer competitive streak. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5835 You're no longer ahead of your time 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5836 Well, actually, it hit me what are we living for... 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5837 Wow. Not even a fleshball's chance. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5838 I thought we said body blows only. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5839 Getting ahead before the meltdown. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5840 Sorry, they must have used metal for the arms this time. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5841 Enjoy it while you can. 1.0625 0.04384 64 62 0 2
5842 I didn't realize it was headed that way. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5843 Don’t worry. You can just use ChatGPT. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5844 Get up, you dumb block head. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5845 They warned me I didn't have a head this this game. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5846 We can barely reach, though! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5847 Oh come on. It's just a flesh wound. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5848 Hey,I thought we were just playing 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5849 So unfair… YOUR arms move and my head did not have enough time to freeze to my body 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5850 No, leave it! Dad always said that if I ever got the chance, I should stay a head! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5851 Looks like I’m not gonna make my dinner reservation. Sheila is NOT gonna be happy. It’s our anniversary. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5852 Honey, I think there is something wrong with our child- 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
5853 Hey buddy, I think you're melting! It looks like I knocked your block off, but we haven't thrown a punch yet! 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5854 Isn’t it supposed to be gloves off head on? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5855 Darn, the superglue didn't hold up. Let's try rebar. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5856 There are no rules in a knife fight 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5857 I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the children who inhibited this behavior. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5858 Guess that's a TKO -- Technical Knock-Off. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5859 Hah! Gotcha right where I wantcha my warm weather friend. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5860 Stand and fight don't be a headless chicken 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5861 Now, because of my stone-cold pacifism, you’re an abominable snowman.” 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5862 A knock off doesn't count as a knockout. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5863 You've heard the saying, "I could whip you with one hand tied behind my back!" 1.0612 0.02434 98 92 6 0
5864 Pretty sure they're gonna let this one go. New Jersey has a 3 meltdown rule! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5865 head high 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5866 Well it still beats your X phase 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5867 I never believed you when you said that you lost your head over boxing!" 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5868 Head to head face off 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5869 Don't feel too bad. The person I really blame is Bill Watterson. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5870 Ask your doctor. It could be a sign of low T. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5871 You’ve got a bat in the cave.. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5872 I thought we were just sparring. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5873 We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5874 Take that, you jolly, happy soul. J Torpey Jamestown, NC 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5875 I told you to keep your cool Rocky.” 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5876 I thought we were reenacting a scene from the headless horsemen. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5877 Think you're ready to take on global warming next? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5878 What do the rules say about falling into the yellow bits? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5879 Common Kyle! I told you, not in the face! I work in show biz dammit! 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5880 Ok, you're right, ultimately I am a snowflake. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5881 Hang on, I gotta roll up a weight class. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5882 what a blockhead 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5883 You’re a knock off Rock ‘em sock ‘em ! 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5884 The Balboa household's annual winter display 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5885 No fair. That’s a snow blow. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5886 It’s good to have a stick up your butt. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5887 We should have taken up kickboxing 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5888 Not fair! I was just trying to touch gloves before Round One! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5889 Your scarf knocks me out 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5890 Not fair! It's supposed to be a beauty contest. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5891 Well that round didn't last very long! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5892 Don’t tell me you showed up with that light powder snow again! How many times do I have to tell you. It Doesn’t Pack well! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5893 Better to be headless than thoughtless 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5894 Me when a five year old says Are you from stupid town because you look stupid! 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5895 And nothing below the belt! 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5896 I’m gonna need a realignment at the chiropractor after this workout. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5897 I told you not to forget your skarf." 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5898 I just dropped to welterweight giving you a distinct advantage. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5899 Snow contest 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5900 Keep the hat,no longer need it! 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5901 So now I know the abominable snowman hides in plain sight. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5902 Your arms are oak twigs 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5903 They say "stick and move" so I think I'm halfway there. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5904 No fair, hitting above the belt. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5905 Oh, my God...you're really a chicken . 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5906 Come on man hit me hit me I dare you 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5907 We are now even. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5908 I’m gonna need a good cut man……! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5909 Eddie, you were supposed to wait until the count of three! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5910 Yah, well I’m going to knock your block off. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5911 It's true: you're a Republican and I'm a Democrat. But can't we resolve this in a more bipartisan manner? 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5912 Snowman, left… behind 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5913 I lost it in the sun! 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5914 Even if I had worn my Apple watch, it still wouldn't have saved me. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5915 What are you — a chicken? 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5916 This reminds me of that time Sugar Ray Robinson tried to hug his mother and accidentally decapitated her with a left hook. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5917 That hit was snow joke. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5918 Try using some Gorilla Glue 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5919 I feel like a Bill Watterson illustration... 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5920 Hey, no fair! I just got caught cold! 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5921 Seriously can’t melt quick enough. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5922 You’re cold as ice. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5923 Guess it's on with there head is 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5924 Hahahahaha! Your punch didn’t land but your punchline sure did! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
5925 "Just a snow wound. Had enough?" 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5926 This is how poems end up in the slush pile. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5927 Summer is coming. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5928 Some people call it an unfair advantage; I call it damn smart. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5929 Son, I should have listened when you kept telling me you were too big to spank anymore. 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5930 I said I was gonna knock your block off. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5931 Damn, the sun's coming out. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5932 If he thaws, he thaws. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5933 I'm a self-sabotager. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5934 Maybe you are ahead for now but you can't win without your silk hat. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5935 Soon enough you'll lose to the sun in a TKO. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5936 Por una cabeza is just a song, man! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5937 No fair. Yours was in the shade. Everybody has a plan until they're punched in the face. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5938 I told you the scarf lets your head melt right into it and then it becomes a wider brimmed hat. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5939 Greta Thunberg told me there'd be days like this. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5940 You knocked my ball off!" 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5941 That was just Round One, and I've still got the February Thaw in my toolkit. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5942 C'mon, we were fighting with Ron Burgundy rules! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5943 Oops! This is not snowman making snow 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5944 Geez, Jimmy. I thought you said we were just going to play fight. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5945 It would always be a hollow victory for frosty. For he knew climate change played a big part. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5946 Next time you wear the scarf, and I wear the hat? 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5947 That's what I get for switching chiropractors. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5948 I thought you were Henry XII. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5949 What can I say?... not much snow in Philly this year. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5950 I won't quit until I turn to water." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5951 Great job Palooka. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5952 Then a nuclear blast occurred, and the War of the Snowmen was on again. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5953 And no hitting below the belt either! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5954 Maybe we should postpone this....... 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5955 Looks like we both lost our heads this time 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5956 I still mostly want to fight 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5957 data 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
5958 I thought a scarf would be superfluous – clearly that was ill-advised. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5959 Ready! Just put me head back on, please. 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
5960 Oh yeah? I’ll knock your head off… 1.0562 0.02929 89 85 3 1
5961 Well, Mark, it would appear that my creepy long neck was designed by the same lead engineer as my non durable electric cars. 👎 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5962 I said give me a LEFT, not a MELT! 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
5963 This is embarrassing. Knocked out cold BEFORE the fight starts! 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
5964 This little trick ensures that you’ll never deliver a knockout punch. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5965 Where’d you learn Muay Thai?! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5966 Chin-up 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5967 Looks like the thaw is coming early this year. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
5968 Man, this global warming is just getting ridiculous. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
5969 I curse you. May you be wracked with guilt forever - or at least until spring. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5970 Tell my ventriloquist to send a really good cutman 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5971 No fair. Your reach is longer than mine. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5972 We can play 20 Questions, I guess. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5973 It’s ok! Billy should be home from school around 3 to put my head back, then we can keep sparring” 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5974 Come on man, I thought you had a head on your shoulder ! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5975 I am not playing this game again unless you are Brutus and I am Octavian 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5976 That upper cut is really coming along. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5977 The glue is not working like in the commercial. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5978 I’ve never hid a branch under my scarf, and never will. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5979 I told you to always keep your head on your shoulder … 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5980 I thought we agreed, not the face 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5981 Good one, Frosty, you got me right on the button! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5982 Technical Knockoff! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5983 . C'mon man! I knocked your snowball off. Give it up before you melt! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5984 ROCK'EM SOCK'EM SNOWMEN ! "This was your bright idea, not mine..." 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5985 Olaf with your head!! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5986 Oh, crap, we were just supposed to be having fun! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5987 =Hilda after the next snow storm. we will just make you a new head any way you want it and you may be able to knock my head off. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5988 When i said you looked like mike tyson i didnt think you would act like him too! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5989 This is what I call unfair! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5990 I can't do this today. I still can't get over that Cowboys' loss. 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
5991 We said no sucker punches, Frank 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5992 You get a head start. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5993 Ok, so you knocked my block off... except it's a sphere. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5994 Frosty… boma ye 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5995 He’s knocked out. On to May-weather. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5996 Too intense for Frosty 1. Let's write this into Frosty 5. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5997 You are heading for a loss 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5998 This makes a left hook really difficult 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5999 Humans like to take a head shot when it starts snowing 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6000 Hey, you weren't wearing a cap when I hit you! 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
6001 Well... That sucks. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
6002 Down for the Count 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6003 Do you see my cut man anywhere? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6004 In a head-to-head fight, Geoffrey realized he had work to do. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6005 I can't believe that you meant it! 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6006 These fossil fuels are truly punchin' hot! 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6007 Killer right jab dude. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6008 This is not what I meant with ‘face to face’ snowball fight 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
6009 I told you the scarf isn’t just for show 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6010 Come on man, get your head in the game. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6011 I told Mom she should've gotten us Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots! 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6012 You won the scarf, fair and square. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6013 At least I did not hit you below the belt! 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
6014 I am sure you have immunity. I will have to live with it. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6015 Who’s a cold heart now? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6016 Well this is awkward, you should really take a chill pill.” 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6017 Jeez,give me a minute to warm up. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6018 Meanwhile, that stupid kid who built us like this is off on the Big Island for his family's vacation. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
6019 Now all I need is a stadium ,an audience,a camera crew ,a referee,my opponent's head on his body and the ability to move my limbs! 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6020 Where’s your hat? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6021 There can be only one 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6022 I’d throw in the scarf, but I didn’t see where it went. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6023 Losing your cool 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6024 Let's kiss and make up 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6025 I did warn you I'd knock your ice block off. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6026 Right. Well, can't wait to pick this back up next winter. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6027 The sun will cover my tracks. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6028 So much for boxing, but we could be a real contender for the most creative award in the build-a-snowman contest. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6029 Hat, gloves, scarf”…I knew I forgot something 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6030 Just one degree out. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
6031 When you offered to face the sun, I bet you knew it would melt the back of my neck! 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
6032 I didn’t touch you. It must be global warming. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6033 It’s Biden Verses Trump! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6034 You're off your Noggin Frank. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
6035 It's weird they put your head like that. But hey, our photo will be in the news this week! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6036 Where my shoulders would be isn't touching. Pick me up. 1.0500 0.03029 80 77 2 1
6037 Sometimes I think I'm aiming a little too high. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6038 In the heat of the moment, Karen just lost her head. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6039 And Frosty faced his problems head-on… 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6040 I just can’t seem to float like a butterfly! 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6041 Does it count as a KO? 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6042 Looks like you're jussst out of reach 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6043 It’ll take more than that love tap to knock me off my feet! 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6044 ...Men typical! 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6045 that upper cut blew my mind ? 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
6046 Sorry for the knockout punch, but we’ll both be gone by spring. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6047 Not fair. I can’t box when I can’t see. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6048 ...and it's February with tbe TKO over January, yet again! 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6049 Okay, okay. Your stick arms aren't too short to box with God. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6050 I just knew depending on the Supreme Court would be a losing battle... 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6051 My heart says one thing and my mind another 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6052 That was my stiff arm. 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
6053 I’m getting cold. So very cold. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6054 Low blow, dude." "Technically, it was an uppercut. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6055 Don’t you ever say, “You have a bent carrot”. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6056 Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6057 Now,just keep your eyes on my hands and don't lose your head. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6058 You're disqualified - that means I won. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6059 I hate to disappoint you, but this isn't Rock em Sock em Snowbots... 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6060 WARNING! GRAPHIC CONTENT! …You don’t agree? Whose heart is cold? 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
6061 For a snowman fight it seems i’m better frozen than you” 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6062 I told you over and over: lead with your left! 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6063 I have performance anxiety, this is making me have a meltdown. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6064 Go to Hail. 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
6065 Fighting headless men is such a task! 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6066 I didn't realize you had such a good left hook! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6067 He really got caught cold there, Larry! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6068 I'm not going to lose my head about this. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
6069 There goes one of the headless horsemen 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6070 Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
6071 As much as it pains me to say this, You’re right, I should’ve worn a scarf. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6072 This is my best headspace for boxing. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
6073 Didn't your coach warn you about neglecting the scarf? 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
6074 C'mon, Myrna, so I won another sparring session. I've told you time and time again to not lose your head over the small stuff. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
6075 Another day at the office. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
6076 I told you this was not a good idea. Now go get your head. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6077 There must have been some magic in your uppercut -- I'm downed! 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6078 Hey! I thought we agreed on no hitting above the belt. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6079 Nothing personal, Frosty - just needed a hat to go with my scarf!” 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6080 BLOCK HEAD 1.0465 0.02820 86 83 2 1
6081 Mike Tyson was right. I did have a plan until I got punched in the mouth. Harry Benner, Chevy Chase, Maryland. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
6082 And it looks like Frosty has decimated Meltman to win the 2024 Snowfall World Championship Title! 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
6083 you’ll knock my block off eh?heh heh 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6084 Whoops, I was heading in for the first punch. 1.0460 0.02788 87 84 2 1
6085 don't mind it, just a global warming 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
6086 Wait…Can we start over? 1.0460 0.02788 87 84 2 1
6087 Global warming is happening faster than I expected. @t.robotson 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
6088 No! I’m getting those “Wizard of Oz” flashbacks. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6089 So this means less than 6 weeks left of winter 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6090 Your left hook is wicked, but how am I still conscious afterwards? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6091 When things started to snowball. 1.0455 0.02757 88 85 2 1
6092 Not this move again, you spineless numbnuts! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6093 We really need to keep cooler heads about us! 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
6094 With homage to Monty Python, "this isn't over. I could still bite you!" 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
6095 A couple more years of these kids' birthday parties, and my manager promised me a role in the remake of Frosty the Snowman. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6096 Put up, don't put out, your dukes. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6097 I said South Pole, not southpaw. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
6098 The raccoons will get you too... 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
6099 No reason to lose your head over small things. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6100 I'm all for reliving our childhood, but I'm beginning to rethink this whole," rock'em, sock'em, snowbots thing..." 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6101 What will come first: Melting or CTE symptoms? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6102 Would you believe this happened in Snowy Hollow? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6103 Knew I had a snowball's chance of beating you 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
6104 It seems an ice jaw is the same as a glass jaw. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6105 It's beginning to look a lot like ISIS. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6106 I feel like I'm in a Calvin and Hobbs strip 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6107 I can keep going like this until spring. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6108 Hah! My head's off-limits now—below the belt. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6109 The ultimate man vs. the ultimate snowball. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6110 When are you going to learn Frost? You MUST always keep your head in the game no matter what! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6111 : now stop with the headache excuse! Let’s go! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6112 My agonal movements will kick your ass. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
6113 Perhaps you're not totally committed to this outdoor activity. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6114 See I told you it’s just like those old westerns, my stocking hat is still on! 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
6115 How'd that happen? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6116 When you said you were gonna knock my head clear off, I thought you were joking! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6117 You mind just puttin' me back up? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6118 So do you think I’m ready for the big leagues, or… no? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6119 The neighborhood snow ball fight 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
6120 I’ll see you down here, come spring. You better hope that groundhog sees his shadow 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6121 I didn't know you had a glass jaw. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6122 I've had enough of you acting like you're head and shoulders above the rest of us 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
6123 And down goes Frosty! 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6124 This isn't Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, Snowboy ! " 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6125 Plan B: When the groundhog oversleeps, "Ok you win, six more weeks of winter. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6126 🎵We're walking in the air We're floating in the moonlit sky🎶 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6127 Well,it will happen to you when spring comes around. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6128 Just wait until my corner man wakes up from his nap and it's back on! 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6129 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said 'couple's spa day'. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6130 This is why we don't fight if the groundhog doesn't see its shadow. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6131 Reporting from Sleepy Hollow, the Headless Snowman loses again. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6132 Headless snow person! 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6133 Now everybody will think that I’ve got a yellow streak down my back. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6134 I think Calvin is losing his edge. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6135 C 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
6136 C'mon, c'mon... it's only a flesh wound. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6137 We may need a different strategy to fight climate change. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6138 C’mon! Gimme a target will’ya! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6139 You did say to fight like a girl... 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6140 The South Pole South Paw still had the iciest hook in the business 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6141 What it’s like to try to reason with a MAGA supporter. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6142 Why bother... 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6143 Keep your head in the game; the storm is almost over. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6144 I thought we agreed no hits below the belt or above the neck!! It's a recreation league not NHL ! 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6145 I hate the day after Christmas. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6146 That's not what I meant, when I said "Protect the head" 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6147 You made my ball fall! 1.0405 0.03005 74 72 1 1
6148 Okay Hothead, so you DON’T look like Vanilla Ice! 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6149 Let’s not lose your head over it! 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6150 Wegovy worked too effectively on only one part of this snowman 1.0404 0.01989 99 95 4 0
6151 You cannot be serious! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6152 I might be down by a third, but I can still land a punch 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6153 The gloves are coming off now. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6154 And you thought there was snow way we were in the same weight class! Colleen Weinschenker, Acworth GA 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6155 C,mon. Melt him. You can do it!! 1.0395 0.02926 76 74 1 1
6156 My hat ? Take it ! 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6157 Let's just call it a draw 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6158 It MIGHT be an advantage, but how do you see what you're doing? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6159 Come on Mike… 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6160 Wait, " Time out, but I didn't even touch you. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6161 Stripes, look at the pretty stars! Always the optimist. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6162 Way to perpetuate ideas of toxic snow masculinity. Was it 24b who thought of this, Fred? Typical. 1.0395 0.02926 76 74 1 1
6163 Bob and weave, bob and weave, bob and weeeeeeee… 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6164 We couldn’t just do this at a catchweight? 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6165 Hey man, chill out. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6166 What's the big idea? 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6167 This is worse than where you punched me the first time!! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6168 Santa won’t be happy. I was supposed to go down in the 5th! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6169 Not so bad that you fairly knocked my block off, but I've fallen to # 8 in the rankings for no discernable reason. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6170 In the ring of life, it seems the bout against nature always ends in a cold knockout. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6171 Ready for round 2...even though I'm just two-thirds of the snowman that I used to be. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6172 So I'm a Carrot Nose! . . WutAbout your SnowFlake lack of Tuffness . .Coal Eyes!! 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6173 An HKO on the first punch? I thought you said you were a beginner Bill! 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6174 Can’t wait for the kids to come sledding. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6175 Sorry Mike, with this climate change, we can't play like old times anymore. No more outdoors, we'll soon have to play indoors at the Sub Zero arena! 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6176 I should have been packed in better against quite the punch! 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6177 Just ahead of the wind! 1.0380 0.02816 79 77 1 1
6178 Just pull yourself together, John. 1.0380 0.02816 79 77 1 1
6179 I should have looked out for that avalanche left jab. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6180 I didn't really mean to knock your block off. But you made me so mad I was starting to melt. So I missed. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6181 According to the Marquess of Queensberry .... 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6182 I’ve heard of throwing in the towel but…. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6183 Technically, I should still get a standing 8 count 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6184 Okay, Donald, so you beat me here in New Hampshire. You don’t really expect me to just melt away, do you? 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6185 That's how it feels to hit the frozen balls of your opponent under the belt! 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6186 As long as my coal eyes are intact, I can take you! 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6187 I’m fully going to have a melt down now, Bob. Mind blowing, James. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6188 I never said block. I said blockhead. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6189 Rocky, it's too soon to lose your head, collect yourself! In January ten heavyweight world champions had their birthday, let's make it eleven! 1.0370 0.02747 81 79 1 1
6190 That was an illegal above the scarf shot! I should have known you would play dirty when you rocked up without a bobble hat 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6191 That wasn't fun, Larry. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6192 In love's pursuit, I'll endure all, even if it means sacrificing all. From my ashes, may rise our shared triumph of love and victory. José sánchez, Costa rica 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6193 Climate change has more to do with my face’s reintroduction to the snow whence I came than your weak left hook. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6194 Ali-Frazier ended differently; this is Ali-Freezer. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6195 Junior hadn’t yet developed the ability to make it past the warm-up. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6196 How do you say you've thrown a match without saying you've thrown a match 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6197 Facepalm, dude! 1.0353 0.02618 85 83 1 1
6198 TKO. Too Kold Out! 1.0353 0.02618 85 83 1 1
6199 Oops, sorry, it's not my fault, it's climate change. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6200 If the right one don't a-get you then the left one will. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
6201 If ears melt my understanding is you don't wait for the bell. 1.0345 0.02558 87 85 1 1
6202 I shouldn't have assumed you were a northpaw. 1.0345 0.01968 87 84 3 0
6203 Heads down, ding-a-ling in the ring. 1.0341 0.01945 88 85 3 0
6204 I should have been a snowball 1.0341 0.01945 88 85 3 0
6205 Well bravo cretin, but just wait, I swear you'll be in the ground before me in a very soon. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6206 I am winded 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
6207 I’m, give me a sec 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6208 Well, I usually fight orthodox, but I thought I’d try a “southpole” style this time to mix things up. Ready when you are. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6209 You need to stop playing "Mortal Kombat". 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6210 You’ll need to keep your head on straight next round 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6211 Hey, don't worry when the kids come by later they'll put your head back on.Does this mean I have knocked you out? 1.0326 0.01862 92 89 3 0
6212 'My mom told me i could get a brain injury boxing.' -sk whidbey island wa. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6213 Not me. The dead of winter knocked him out. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6214 Feeling fragile? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6215 What the hell is going on around here 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6216 Sorry, but I told you, you’ve got to stay cool 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6217 What did I tell you, not in the face! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6218 God...I promise I just wanna get his hat... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6219 Does this qualify as dementia pugilistica? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6220 Groundhog didn’t see its Shadowboxing 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6221 Calvin made you do it, right? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6222 Hold on a second, I lost my talking mouthpiece, literally. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6223 Although words always win this time I know I am going to lose because my hands have been broken too many times before" Mariana Guzmán, Costa Rica 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6224 WOW! you reverse droned me on that one, Fwostie! 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6225 I have grit, let’s continue. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6226 His friend couldn't think of any cold puns and so he was harmed. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6227 I thought we agreed, no punching above the brim ... 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6228 You're outta head, bro. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6229 You should get your breath checked out. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6230 ceasefire now. End the occupation 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
6231 Let's try Action Jackson instead. 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
6232 Put em up Marv! Marv.... I think you just lost your head. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6233 I'd still make a better president than that Biden guy. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6234 What are you trying to do, ice me? 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6235 You say you originally auditioned for Monty Python and the Holy Grail? 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6236 hello all 123 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6237 I knew you didn’t like conflict but this is a bit off-kilter 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6238 Get your head in the game! It’s a snowball fight! 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6239 Really global warming? You're ruining this too? 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
6240 I guess Climate Change wins. 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6241 ‘Frosty realised someone was trying to ice him just as he was cold-cocked…’ 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6242 Don't worry ... I'm seeing my chiropractor tomorrow anyway. 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
6243 That's a mighty fine uppercut you got there Maude. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
6244 hey no fair — I was looking at those trees in the background that still have leaves on them 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
6245 Climate change 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0
6246 Okay, that was just a warm-up round. 1.0244 0.01714 82 80 2 0
6247 I think we should revisit the rule about no hitting below the belt. 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
6248 All’s well that Enswell… 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
6249 If Jack gets up before spring, the match is back on." 1.0225 0.01580 89 87 2 0
6250 ‘Uhh, it’s a towel you’re supposed to throw. The scarf isn’t merely decorative.’ 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
6251 He was a jolly good fellow 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
6252 Yeah I may be down but buddy we’re both gonna melt soon ! 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
6253 There must have been some magic in That old silk scarf they found. When they placed it around his neck He began to dance around 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
6254 Thumpity thump thump… look at Frosty go!!! 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6255 I told you: if we’re gonna move to Halloween Town, we’re gonna have to try to fit in. Now do me. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6256 Easy there Muhammad Flurry, maybe wait for the bell next time? 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6257 I was head over heels for you...and all that happened was I found no heels, just snowshoes ! And you never warmed me up until I was your melted snowbunny ! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
6258 If we were toy robots we could make a fortune. 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
6259 Winter weight champion Frisky the Snowman 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0
6260 « Hey Mike, may I borrow your mower please? - Sure, mate, go ahead. » 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0
6261 Hey Balls, we just talk trash. We don’t move. 1.0135 0.01361 74 73 1 0
6262 That was not a block! 1.0133 0.01342 75 74 1 0
6263 You really caught me cold there, Jingle. 1.0133 0.01342 75 74 1 0
6264 Now that you’re done head hunting, it’s time to practice your body work. 1.0130 0.01307 77 76 1 0
6265 Yeah, but your a light heavyweight and I'm a middleweight... 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
6266 Just stick me in an ice box and we can get back to ice box. 1.0125 0.01258 80 79 1 0
6267 I’m sorry. I meant to knock your socks off…not your head🥲 1.0122 0.01227 82 81 1 0
6268 That’s not what I meant when I said, “Let’s head out of here!” 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6269 Now you're ready to start your Christmas shopping. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
6270 It was ugly, and sad, the night they overmatched Kid Snow. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0