Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Upset? I’m beside myself! |
1.6991 |
0.02308 |
1183 |
604 |
331 |
248 |
1 |
Maybe warming up first wasn't such a good idea. |
1.6812 |
0.02450 |
960 |
478 |
310 |
172 |
2 |
My whole life flashed before my eyes. Monday, Tuesday, all of it. |
1.6730 |
0.01586 |
2511 |
1337 |
658 |
516 |
3 |
Oh my God! My butt is huge. |
1.6661 |
0.01431 |
3309 |
1858 |
698 |
753 |
4 |
Give me a moment to collect myself. |
1.6597 |
0.01571 |
2242 |
1131 |
743 |
368 |
5 |
That wasn't what I meant by "knock it off". |
1.6561 |
0.02273 |
1134 |
594 |
336 |
204 |
6 |
Please tell me the dog isn't out. |
1.6511 |
0.01808 |
1817 |
967 |
517 |
333 |
7 |
I’m technically still standing |
1.6478 |
0.01476 |
2533 |
1302 |
821 |
410 |
8 |
I shouldn’t have warmed up. |
1.6437 |
0.01500 |
2596 |
1385 |
751 |
460 |
9 |
Just give me a moment to collect myself. |
1.6399 |
0.01380 |
2766 |
1406 |
950 |
410 |
10 |
I saw that left hook coming at me, but I just froze. |
1.6336 |
0.01625 |
2126 |
1129 |
647 |
350 |
11 |
Don't feel bad. In a few weeks it'll be like this never happened. |
1.6333 |
0.01470 |
2618 |
1396 |
786 |
436 |
12 |
OK you win, but in a few weeks this'll all be water under the bridge |
1.6228 |
0.01925 |
1604 |
893 |
423 |
288 |
13 |
Something feels off |
1.6150 |
0.01639 |
2070 |
1127 |
613 |
330 |
14 |
You’re fine, put some ice on it. |
1.6130 |
0.02138 |
1217 |
665 |
358 |
194 |
15 |
Let’s hope the kid comes back outside before the dog. |
1.6118 |
0.02296 |
1100 |
615 |
297 |
188 |
16 |
That’s not what I meant when I told you to knock it off |
1.6092 |
0.01840 |
1740 |
985 |
450 |
305 |
17 |
It's March. We're both going to lose. |
1.6092 |
0.01860 |
1548 |
835 |
483 |
230 |
18 |
Well, technically, I was out cold before the punch. |
1.6066 |
0.01488 |
2542 |
1412 |
718 |
412 |
19 |
I just need a second to get my head back in the game. |
1.6060 |
0.01487 |
2477 |
1358 |
737 |
382 |
20 |
Part of me thinks this was a bad idea. |
1.5957 |
0.01603 |
2023 |
1097 |
644 |
282 |
21 |
I should have quit while I was a head. |
1.5942 |
0.01685 |
2075 |
1203 |
511 |
361 |
22 |
Time out, I sneezed. |
1.5913 |
0.01855 |
1593 |
895 |
454 |
244 |
23 |
Christmas is great. Boxing Day, not so much. |
1.5802 |
0.02062 |
1265 |
717 |
362 |
186 |
24 |
If we took this inside, I’d mop the floor with you. |
1.5802 |
0.01963 |
1391 |
787 |
401 |
203 |
25 |
He's got a dark sense of humor for a six-year-old. |
1.5743 |
0.01916 |
1574 |
932 |
380 |
262 |
26 |
You’re still not getting the hat back. |
1.5729 |
0.01692 |
1824 |
1032 |
539 |
253 |
27 |
Enjoy your short-lived victory. Weather forecast is a high of 45 tomorrow. |
1.5644 |
0.02239 |
955 |
527 |
317 |
111 |
28 |
Why didn't you tell me my butt looked this big from behind. |
1.5642 |
0.02224 |
1067 |
615 |
302 |
150 |
29 |
Usually you just talk my head off. |
1.5609 |
0.02092 |
1232 |
721 |
331 |
180 |
30 |
You know the rules, nothing above the scarf |
1.5563 |
0.01857 |
1465 |
839 |
437 |
189 |
31 |
The kids just don’t make us like they used to. |
1.5473 |
0.02070 |
1162 |
671 |
346 |
145 |
32 |
Next time maybe cooler heads will prevail |
1.5472 |
0.02235 |
1027 |
601 |
290 |
136 |
33 |
Okay,Okay ! Keep the scarf. |
1.5435 |
0.01722 |
1691 |
986 |
491 |
214 |
34 |
I wasn't built for this. |
1.5360 |
0.01720 |
1679 |
987 |
484 |
208 |
35 |
Alright, we’ll call it a …thaw.” |
1.5349 |
0.02261 |
974 |
574 |
279 |
121 |
36 |
I’m still a head. |
1.5308 |
0.02114 |
1121 |
667 |
313 |
141 |
37 |
I don't know if my medical insurance covers freezer burn. |
1.5281 |
0.02124 |
1494 |
1022 |
155 |
317 |
38 |
I can't feel my balls. |
1.5269 |
0.02303 |
1061 |
668 |
227 |
166 |
39 |
And how exactly would headgear have prevented this? |
1.5212 |
0.02226 |
990 |
593 |
278 |
119 |
40 |
I feel oddly liberated. |
1.5182 |
0.02210 |
1266 |
843 |
190 |
233 |
41 |
Looks like I’m ahead now! |
1.5127 |
0.02110 |
1106 |
673 |
299 |
134 |
42 |
'Just put ice on it' is your answer to everything. |
1.5122 |
0.02044 |
1185 |
723 |
317 |
145 |
43 |
That was cold. |
1.5070 |
0.02160 |
1075 |
665 |
275 |
135 |
44 |
I was already out cold. |
1.5054 |
0.02215 |
1114 |
716 |
233 |
165 |
45 |
Technically, I’m still standing! |
1.5015 |
0.02124 |
1029 |
623 |
296 |
110 |
46 |
I am still not giving you my hat. |
1.5000 |
0.02446 |
782 |
476 |
221 |
85 |
47 |
Thanks, now I'm just an abdominal snowman... |
1.4974 |
0.02453 |
969 |
648 |
160 |
161 |
48 |
Knocked me out cold. |
1.4951 |
0.02445 |
822 |
514 |
209 |
99 |
49 |
I guess I’m done for the season. |
1.4932 |
0.02168 |
959 |
582 |
281 |
96 |
50 |
Rush me to the ICY U! |
1.4918 |
0.02461 |
913 |
602 |
173 |
138 |
51 |
Spring will be the great equalizer. |
1.4907 |
0.02158 |
917 |
548 |
288 |
81 |
52 |
Guess I'll be moving down a weight class. |
1.4900 |
0.02361 |
853 |
531 |
226 |
96 |
53 |
That big puffy cloud is shaped like your Mama. |
1.4895 |
0.02425 |
858 |
547 |
202 |
109 |
54 |
Et tu, Frosty? |
1.4867 |
0.02434 |
824 |
521 |
205 |
98 |
55 |
Dude,that was cold. |
1.4809 |
0.02469 |
786 |
498 |
198 |
90 |
56 |
Of course, I didn't see it coming, I have "two eyes made of coal", for god's sakes! |
1.4773 |
0.02658 |
748 |
495 |
149 |
104 |
57 |
All I said was, “That looks like the scarf I loaned you last winter.” |
1.4759 |
0.02489 |
769 |
490 |
192 |
87 |
58 |
And I thought the legs were the first to go. |
1.4759 |
0.02425 |
748 |
463 |
214 |
71 |
59 |
I never thought I’d shed a tier. |
1.4759 |
0.02521 |
767 |
493 |
183 |
91 |
60 |
I thought we agreed—no hitting above the snowbelt. |
1.4738 |
0.02736 |
762 |
523 |
117 |
122 |
61 |
You better put some ice on it. |
1.4733 |
0.02605 |
712 |
458 |
171 |
83 |
62 |
That's not what I meant by "knock it off". |
1.4727 |
0.02642 |
715 |
466 |
160 |
89 |
63 |
Sure, I can roll with the punches. But only so far. |
1.4718 |
0.02601 |
727 |
472 |
167 |
88 |
64 |
Fine, I take it back. Your mom wasn’t a snow blower. |
1.4716 |
0.02775 |
721 |
491 |
120 |
110 |
65 |
It's only a K.O. if the torso is on the ground. I'm still in the ring here. |
1.4703 |
0.02554 |
674 |
421 |
189 |
64 |
66 |
I think I warmed up too much. |
1.4696 |
0.02542 |
724 |
463 |
182 |
79 |
67 |
Okay, I admit I'm out cold. |
1.4691 |
0.02638 |
680 |
437 |
167 |
76 |
68 |
I can't feel my twigs. |
1.4684 |
0.02641 |
696 |
452 |
162 |
82 |
69 |
Gesundheit! |
1.4682 |
0.02723 |
707 |
473 |
137 |
97 |
70 |
O.K., O.K., I'm sorry. You DON'T have stick arms and a fat ass. |
1.4676 |
0.02668 |
678 |
440 |
159 |
79 |
71 |
Oh great. Now my nose starts itching. |
1.4672 |
0.02537 |
717 |
458 |
183 |
76 |
72 |
Tell my kids I love them and to stay out of the sun |
1.4658 |
0.02731 |
657 |
430 |
148 |
79 |
73 |
Put some ice on that. |
1.4615 |
0.02698 |
624 |
400 |
160 |
64 |
74 |
Indeed this gives me an entirely new perspective. |
1.4581 |
0.02642 |
633 |
404 |
168 |
61 |
75 |
Not literally "knock it off." |
1.4567 |
0.02754 |
624 |
409 |
145 |
70 |
76 |
Wow, my butt really is big. |
1.4528 |
0.02958 |
572 |
385 |
115 |
72 |
77 |
I had no idea my ass was so big. |
1.4524 |
0.02814 |
641 |
434 |
124 |
83 |
78 |
No worries, it's just a slush wound. |
1.4522 |
0.02798 |
575 |
373 |
144 |
58 |
79 |
Pretty good for a white guy. |
1.4509 |
0.02923 |
581 |
391 |
118 |
72 |
80 |
Let’s pick it up from here for tomorrow. |
1.4473 |
0.02877 |
541 |
353 |
134 |
54 |
81 |
Dude, you knocked me cold. |
1.4463 |
0.02816 |
531 |
340 |
145 |
46 |
82 |
Well, there goes my hand/eye coordination. |
1.4460 |
0.02914 |
583 |
395 |
116 |
72 |
83 |
It looks worse than it feels. |
1.4432 |
0.02864 |
528 |
343 |
136 |
49 |
84 |
You've got to keep your head in the game. |
1.4430 |
0.02875 |
544 |
358 |
131 |
55 |
85 |
Sorry, I just lost my head there for a second. |
1.4425 |
0.02799 |
583 |
386 |
136 |
61 |
86 |
Should I put some ice on it? |
1.4411 |
0.03039 |
535 |
365 |
104 |
66 |
87 |
I’m starting to see the merits of pickleball. |
1.4401 |
0.02939 |
509 |
334 |
126 |
49 |
88 |
I said on THREE. |
1.4401 |
0.02997 |
534 |
361 |
111 |
62 |
89 |
Still not giving you the hat. |
1.4378 |
0.02881 |
539 |
357 |
128 |
54 |
90 |
My headache is gone. |
1.4374 |
0.03023 |
519 |
351 |
109 |
59 |
91 |
I warmed up too much |
1.4373 |
0.02932 |
526 |
350 |
122 |
54 |
92 |
I still think your scarf is stupid. |
1.4362 |
0.02973 |
525 |
353 |
115 |
57 |
93 |
Hang on. I need to get my head in the game. |
1.4357 |
0.03002 |
521 |
352 |
111 |
58 |
94 |
I'm still standing, I'm still standing! |
1.4349 |
0.02972 |
522 |
351 |
115 |
56 |
95 |
OK you win Frosty. The song is about YOU. |
1.4323 |
0.03063 |
495 |
335 |
106 |
54 |
96 |
I’m fine—it’s just a slush wound! |
1.4319 |
0.03134 |
477 |
324 |
100 |
53 |
97 |
I thought we agreed, nothing below the belt, nothing above the scarf. |
1.4313 |
0.02901 |
466 |
299 |
133 |
34 |
98 |
Mind giving me a heads up? |
1.4301 |
0.03115 |
472 |
319 |
103 |
50 |
99 |
Wow! My sinuses feel better! |
1.4295 |
0.03048 |
461 |
305 |
114 |
42 |
100 |
You may have one this round, but I’m still a head. |
1.4262 |
0.03133 |
488 |
337 |
94 |
57 |
101 |
Tell my corner to throw in the scarf. |
1.4251 |
0.03015 |
454 |
299 |
117 |
38 |
102 |
I think I’ll quit while I’m a head! |
1.4251 |
0.03301 |
447 |
311 |
82 |
54 |
103 |
If you wanted my hat, all you had to do was ask for it ! |
1.4233 |
0.03011 |
437 |
285 |
119 |
33 |
104 |
Doesn't this change my weight class? |
1.4229 |
0.03036 |
428 |
279 |
117 |
32 |
105 |
You were right, I can see stars from here. |
1.4222 |
0.03065 |
450 |
300 |
110 |
40 |
106 |
Wait a second while I get my head on straight! |
1.4220 |
0.02960 |
455 |
298 |
122 |
35 |
107 |
Quick, somebody build a referee! |
1.4215 |
0.03149 |
446 |
302 |
100 |
44 |
108 |
No, really...it's fine. I've returned to my birthplace. |
1.4212 |
0.03068 |
425 |
279 |
113 |
33 |
109 |
They can't reattach it if you don't keep it cold. |
1.4195 |
0.03145 |
410 |
271 |
106 |
33 |
110 |
get your head back in the game |
1.4192 |
0.03397 |
427 |
301 |
73 |
53 |
111 |
Okay. You win. You can have your hat back. |
1.4191 |
0.03118 |
439 |
295 |
104 |
40 |
112 |
I'm sorry, my head is not in the game today |
1.4165 |
0.03177 |
461 |
320 |
90 |
51 |
113 |
I roll with the punches. |
1.4148 |
0.03988 |
270 |
183 |
62 |
25 |
114 |
I'll be fine. I just need to get my head in the game. |
1.4148 |
0.03208 |
446 |
309 |
89 |
48 |
115 |
Technically, that was a knockoff. |
1.4148 |
0.03208 |
446 |
309 |
89 |
48 |
116 |
Dont worry, I'll be fine. I've just got to put some ice on it. |
1.4147 |
0.03308 |
422 |
293 |
83 |
46 |
117 |
Heads! I win! |
1.4146 |
0.03455 |
398 |
279 |
73 |
46 |
118 |
You were smart to wear a neck guard. |
1.4144 |
0.03459 |
432 |
312 |
61 |
59 |
119 |
Let’s rethink what I meant by “knock it off.” |
1.4136 |
0.03285 |
457 |
325 |
75 |
57 |
120 |
The Iceman Succumbeth |
1.4133 |
0.03437 |
392 |
273 |
76 |
43 |
121 |
Now I get why the scarf. |
1.4126 |
0.03191 |
446 |
309 |
90 |
47 |
122 |
Okay, that does it - the mittens are coming off! |
1.4116 |
0.03086 |
413 |
274 |
108 |
31 |
123 |
It's not over till one of us has a meltdown. |
1.4106 |
0.03210 |
414 |
282 |
94 |
38 |
124 |
It's not good if I can see my own ass, is it? |
1.4099 |
0.03375 |
383 |
263 |
83 |
37 |
125 |
It's heads. You lose. |
1.4094 |
0.03150 |
425 |
289 |
98 |
38 |
126 |
Why don’t you come down here and say it to my face? |
1.4091 |
0.03427 |
396 |
278 |
74 |
44 |
127 |
Okay, okay, you can have the hat! |
1.4089 |
0.03348 |
384 |
263 |
85 |
36 |
128 |
Lucky punch, I froze. |
1.4084 |
0.03358 |
404 |
282 |
79 |
43 |
129 |
I told you to knock it off, but I didn’t mean it literally |
1.4080 |
0.03154 |
424 |
289 |
97 |
38 |
130 |
That's going to leave a mark, or a small puddle. |
1.4076 |
0.03098 |
395 |
261 |
107 |
27 |
131 |
Oh Please. Pull. yourself together! |
1.4070 |
0.03300 |
398 |
274 |
86 |
38 |
132 |
Remember when the Murphey kids used to pose us holding hands? I blame violent video games |
1.4069 |
0.03355 |
376 |
257 |
85 |
34 |
133 |
You throw a mean left twig. |
1.4066 |
0.03243 |
391 |
265 |
93 |
33 |
134 |
Okay, no hitting above the belt either. |
1.4062 |
0.03394 |
389 |
271 |
78 |
40 |
135 |
I thought we agreed anything above the scarf is below the belt |
1.4060 |
0.03201 |
431 |
299 |
89 |
43 |
136 |
Can’t believe I fell for the old ‘your shoe’s untied’ routine. |
1.4055 |
0.03275 |
402 |
277 |
87 |
38 |
137 |
Mom was right. I should have worn a scarf. |
1.4042 |
0.03238 |
381 |
257 |
94 |
30 |
138 |
Just put some ice on it. |
1.4036 |
0.03392 |
389 |
272 |
77 |
40 |
139 |
Jesus, Eddie, you don't have to take my head off. |
1.4036 |
0.03352 |
389 |
270 |
81 |
38 |
140 |
No, you have to knock ALL of me down. |
1.4031 |
0.03152 |
392 |
263 |
100 |
29 |
141 |
Please don't tell me to roll with the punches. |
1.4029 |
0.03306 |
412 |
289 |
80 |
43 |
142 |
Bob and weave is harder than it sounds. |
1.4021 |
0.03455 |
373 |
261 |
74 |
38 |
143 |
No, it’s my fault. I lost my head. |
1.4017 |
0.03337 |
361 |
245 |
87 |
29 |
144 |
I'm sorry. My head was someplace else. |
1.4000 |
0.03448 |
380 |
268 |
72 |
40 |
145 |
You can have a head start. |
1.4000 |
0.03375 |
385 |
269 |
78 |
38 |
146 |
Come on Joe, get your head back in the game. |
1.4000 |
0.03501 |
360 |
252 |
72 |
36 |
147 |
Out cold. |
1.3990 |
0.03267 |
396 |
274 |
86 |
36 |
148 |
Everything’s gone white. |
1.3977 |
0.03548 |
347 |
243 |
70 |
34 |
149 |
Put some ice on it and you'll be fine in the morning. |
1.3973 |
0.03354 |
375 |
260 |
81 |
34 |
150 |
Well call it a thaw |
1.3961 |
0.03424 |
361 |
251 |
77 |
33 |
151 |
My head's just not in this anymore. |
1.3961 |
0.03389 |
356 |
245 |
81 |
30 |
152 |
Sorry, I meant to give you a heads up. |
1.3959 |
0.03307 |
389 |
271 |
82 |
36 |
153 |
I’m still standing! How is it a KO? |
1.3958 |
0.03297 |
384 |
266 |
84 |
34 |
154 |
Fine, your carrot is bigger than mine. |
1.3950 |
0.03371 |
362 |
250 |
81 |
31 |
155 |
I would say he's out cold, but... |
1.3926 |
0.03529 |
349 |
246 |
69 |
34 |
156 |
At the end of the day we will both be puddles so get rid of that grin. |
1.3923 |
0.03391 |
362 |
252 |
78 |
32 |
157 |
That cloud looks like a bird |
1.3919 |
0.03495 |
347 |
243 |
72 |
32 |
158 |
I try to roll with the punches. |
1.3909 |
0.03381 |
353 |
244 |
80 |
29 |
159 |
By spring this will be a draw. |
1.3908 |
0.03439 |
348 |
242 |
76 |
30 |
160 |
Quick, help me up -- a dog is coming! |
1.3904 |
0.03566 |
356 |
255 |
63 |
38 |
161 |
Sorry, lost my head there for a minute! |
1.3901 |
0.03398 |
364 |
255 |
76 |
33 |
162 |
Okay. Technically I'm out cold. |
1.3892 |
0.03481 |
352 |
248 |
71 |
33 |
163 |
What, I’m just supposed to ‘Let It Go’? |
1.3873 |
0.03377 |
346 |
239 |
80 |
27 |
164 |
Fine, 6 more weeks of winter |
1.3868 |
0.03793 |
287 |
201 |
61 |
25 |
165 |
Hey, it’s important to keep your head in the game. |
1.3856 |
0.03593 |
306 |
212 |
70 |
24 |
166 |
Can we spar later? My head's just not in this. |
1.3849 |
0.03644 |
317 |
224 |
64 |
29 |
167 |
Oh, that's why you wear the scarf. |
1.3844 |
0.03496 |
346 |
245 |
69 |
32 |
168 |
I've fallen, and can't get up! |
1.3835 |
0.03668 |
339 |
246 |
56 |
37 |
169 |
Okay, you’re ahead. |
1.3833 |
0.03789 |
287 |
202 |
60 |
25 |
170 |
Oh no. They let the dog out. |
1.3830 |
0.03620 |
342 |
247 |
59 |
36 |
171 |
Quick! Put me back before they let out the dog. |
1.3818 |
0.03666 |
330 |
238 |
58 |
34 |
172 |
Say that to my face! |
1.3814 |
0.03627 |
312 |
220 |
65 |
27 |
173 |
Ok you win. Coin toss. I choose heads. |
1.3813 |
0.04026 |
257 |
182 |
52 |
23 |
174 |
I said knock it off! |
1.3804 |
0.03579 |
347 |
251 |
60 |
36 |
175 |
Should I put ice on it? |
1.3804 |
0.03646 |
326 |
234 |
60 |
32 |
176 |
Are my dukes still up |
1.3797 |
0.03474 |
345 |
245 |
69 |
31 |
177 |
Now I know what the scarf was for. |
1.3796 |
0.03582 |
324 |
230 |
65 |
29 |
178 |
C’mon now! You’ve GOT to keep your head in the game! |
1.3791 |
0.03446 |
335 |
235 |
73 |
27 |
179 |
I guess that'll teach me not to wear a scarf. |
1.3780 |
0.03650 |
291 |
203 |
66 |
22 |
180 |
I guess I didn’t have my head in the game, after all. |
1.3778 |
0.03455 |
315 |
218 |
75 |
22 |
181 |
That would not happen if it was screwed on right. |
1.3776 |
0.03655 |
294 |
206 |
65 |
23 |
182 |
I guess a warmup wasn't such a great idea." |
1.3773 |
0.03617 |
326 |
234 |
61 |
31 |
183 |
All of me has to be down for the count. |
1.3769 |
0.03604 |
321 |
229 |
63 |
29 |
184 |
I always melt under pressure. |
1.3766 |
0.03567 |
308 |
216 |
68 |
24 |
185 |
I saw the punch coming and I froze. |
1.3761 |
0.03443 |
335 |
236 |
72 |
27 |
186 |
You're so not getting this hat back. |
1.3754 |
0.03532 |
293 |
202 |
72 |
19 |
187 |
'Tis but a slush wound. |
1.3746 |
0.03497 |
331 |
235 |
68 |
28 |
188 |
That was really abominable of you. |
1.3746 |
0.03558 |
323 |
230 |
65 |
28 |
189 |
I can't feel my face. |
1.3742 |
0.03804 |
310 |
227 |
50 |
33 |
190 |
So that’s what the sky looks like. |
1.3739 |
0.03552 |
337 |
243 |
62 |
32 |
191 |
You know, a true sportsman would put his opponent's head back on. |
1.3737 |
0.03836 |
281 |
201 |
55 |
25 |
192 |
Wait a sec--I need to get my head together. |
1.3731 |
0.03465 |
335 |
238 |
69 |
28 |
193 |
I guess I need to improve my footwork. |
1.3726 |
0.03486 |
314 |
220 |
71 |
23 |
194 |
That’s not a knock-out, I’m just melting. |
1.3721 |
0.03464 |
301 |
208 |
74 |
19 |
195 |
Implement the concussion protocol. |
1.3721 |
0.03620 |
301 |
213 |
64 |
24 |
196 |
This is going to be a no-brainer. |
1.3711 |
0.03703 |
318 |
232 |
54 |
32 |
197 |
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't tell mom, Don't tell mom |
1.3701 |
0.03994 |
281 |
207 |
44 |
30 |
198 |
I’m over here!! |
1.3700 |
0.03441 |
327 |
231 |
71 |
25 |
199 |
My head was never in the fight. |
1.3700 |
0.03495 |
327 |
233 |
67 |
27 |
200 |
Don't bother counting to ten. |
1.3692 |
0.03917 |
279 |
203 |
49 |
27 |
201 |
Just put a little ice on it |
1.3690 |
0.03966 |
271 |
197 |
48 |
26 |
202 |
I need to cut back on my warm-up routine.
. |
1.3690 |
0.03615 |
290 |
204 |
65 |
21 |
203 |
If I could do it all over again, I’d trade you the hat for the scarf. |
1.3689 |
0.03550 |
309 |
219 |
66 |
24 |
204 |
Well, at least my carrot isn't broken. |
1.3686 |
0.03760 |
274 |
194 |
59 |
21 |
205 |
OK, for the last time: We go on “go” — not on “three”! |
1.3681 |
0.03794 |
288 |
208 |
54 |
26 |
206 |
How long was I out cold? |
1.3677 |
0.03859 |
291 |
213 |
49 |
29 |
207 |
I’m sorry Frosty, but you did say “knock it off”. |
1.3670 |
0.03648 |
297 |
212 |
61 |
24 |
208 |
No one calls me a snowflake! |
1.3669 |
0.03614 |
278 |
194 |
66 |
18 |
209 |
You almost knocked me out....cold |
1.3666 |
0.03589 |
311 |
223 |
62 |
26 |
210 |
I never had a snowballs chance. |
1.3665 |
0.03690 |
322 |
237 |
52 |
33 |
211 |
He has meltdowns all the time,but this time he really lost his head. |
1.3663 |
0.03656 |
303 |
218 |
59 |
26 |
212 |
Did you ever just look at the sky and wonder what’s the point of fighting? |
1.3662 |
0.03765 |
284 |
204 |
56 |
24 |
213 |
This is about that day in third grade, isn’t it. |
1.3658 |
0.03607 |
298 |
212 |
63 |
23 |
214 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said you could have a head start. |
1.3649 |
0.03851 |
285 |
208 |
50 |
27 |
215 |
Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the carrot. |
1.3639 |
0.03766 |
316 |
235 |
47 |
34 |
216 |
Heads it is. |
1.3636 |
0.03853 |
264 |
189 |
54 |
21 |
217 |
It's okay. I'm cool. |
1.3636 |
0.03780 |
275 |
197 |
56 |
22 |
218 |
Not fair, using heated gloves |
1.3627 |
0.03626 |
284 |
201 |
63 |
20 |
219 |
OK….HEADS I win! |
1.3625 |
0.03483 |
331 |
239 |
64 |
28 |
220 |
Ok. Keep the scarf |
1.3623 |
0.03552 |
276 |
192 |
68 |
16 |
221 |
I didn't know I could sneeze. |
1.3616 |
0.03887 |
271 |
197 |
50 |
24 |
222 |
Put it back on and try again. |
1.3614 |
0.03511 |
285 |
199 |
69 |
17 |
223 |
Ok, now I’m gonna have a melt down. |
1.3613 |
0.03642 |
274 |
193 |
63 |
18 |
224 |
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, the head pops right off if it’s above thirty-three. |
1.3604 |
0.03865 |
283 |
208 |
48 |
27 |
225 |
I think you broke my carrot |
1.3603 |
0.03512 |
297 |
210 |
67 |
20 |
226 |
Fine. Take your hat back. |
1.3599 |
0.03612 |
289 |
206 |
62 |
21 |
227 |
I guess I shouldn’t have warmed up. |
1.3599 |
0.03742 |
289 |
210 |
54 |
25 |
228 |
When I said, "knock it off," I was being metaphorical. |
1.3597 |
0.03737 |
303 |
223 |
51 |
29 |
229 |
You need to keep your head in the game. |
1.3597 |
0.03845 |
253 |
180 |
55 |
18 |
230 |
No, I don't think a rematch in the spring is realistic. |
1.3589 |
0.03628 |
287 |
205 |
61 |
21 |
231 |
Wow, you're right . . . the scarf makes ALL the difference |
1.3589 |
0.04141 |
248 |
183 |
41 |
24 |
232 |
I warned him - heads will roll. |
1.3585 |
0.03836 |
265 |
191 |
53 |
21 |
233 |
I can't seem to feel my face. |
1.3579 |
0.03739 |
271 |
194 |
57 |
20 |
234 |
That cloud looks just like me. |
1.3574 |
0.03966 |
263 |
193 |
46 |
24 |
235 |
Best 2 out of 3? |
1.3571 |
0.03934 |
266 |
195 |
47 |
24 |
236 |
You could have given me a heads up! |
1.3569 |
0.03757 |
269 |
193 |
56 |
20 |
237 |
I have officially reached the winter of my discontent. |
1.3566 |
0.03808 |
244 |
172 |
57 |
15 |
238 |
Worst Boxing Day ever! |
1.3564 |
0.03908 |
275 |
203 |
46 |
26 |
239 |
Whoa! I'm having an off of body experience |
1.3556 |
0.03633 |
270 |
191 |
62 |
17 |
240 |
It brings a whole new meaning to, “Roll with the punches.” |
1.3553 |
0.03780 |
304 |
227 |
46 |
31 |
241 |
Well, at least now I'm in a lower weight class. |
1.3552 |
0.03697 |
259 |
183 |
60 |
16 |
242 |
I warned you that heads would roll. |
1.3549 |
0.03636 |
293 |
212 |
58 |
23 |
243 |
Ok, you can have your hat back. |
1.3548 |
0.03660 |
279 |
200 |
59 |
20 |
244 |
Whoa,is my butt really that big? |
1.3547 |
0.03868 |
265 |
193 |
50 |
22 |
245 |
I thought Heads will Roll was just a figure of speech |
1.3546 |
0.03735 |
282 |
205 |
54 |
23 |
246 |
It's been three days. Do something. |
1.3545 |
0.03800 |
268 |
194 |
53 |
21 |
247 |
Is that all you've got? |
1.3543 |
0.03827 |
254 |
182 |
54 |
18 |
248 |
That's okay, Steve. It was either gonna be you or global warming. |
1.3542 |
0.03622 |
271 |
192 |
62 |
17 |
249 |
I was a head until then. |
1.3534 |
0.03781 |
266 |
192 |
54 |
20 |
250 |
That was cold, dude. |
1.3529 |
0.03973 |
255 |
187 |
46 |
22 |
251 |
If I had a neck, I would have ducked. |
1.3529 |
0.03855 |
255 |
184 |
52 |
19 |
252 |
And that's why you should always wear a scarf. |
1.3529 |
0.03535 |
289 |
206 |
64 |
19 |
253 |
We were supposed to start at "go," not "three." |
1.3525 |
0.03944 |
261 |
192 |
46 |
23 |
254 |
I’m a melter weight. |
1.3523 |
0.03875 |
264 |
193 |
49 |
22 |
255 |
This is one of those moments when I ask, 'What would Frosty do' |
1.3523 |
0.03565 |
264 |
185 |
65 |
14 |
256 |
Just put some ice on it and it'll be fine. |
1.3520 |
0.03988 |
250 |
183 |
46 |
21 |
257 |
I gotta improve my footwork. |
1.3516 |
0.03853 |
273 |
201 |
48 |
24 |
258 |
Enjoy it while it lasts. The sun's coming out. |
1.3511 |
0.03622 |
262 |
185 |
62 |
15 |
259 |
Let's try rock, paper, scissors instead. |
1.3510 |
0.03919 |
245 |
177 |
50 |
18 |
260 |
Clearly there's no magic in this hat. |
1.3507 |
0.03644 |
268 |
191 |
60 |
17 |
261 |
That's a wicked right twig you have. |
1.3500 |
0.03747 |
280 |
205 |
52 |
23 |
262 |
Best two out of three? |
1.3498 |
0.03844 |
263 |
192 |
50 |
21 |
263 |
You may have the round, but I’m ahead |
1.3496 |
0.03813 |
266 |
194 |
51 |
21 |
264 |
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the carrot. |
1.3491 |
0.04193 |
275 |
214 |
26 |
35 |
265 |
A ‘heads up’ would be nice. |
1.3491 |
0.03759 |
275 |
201 |
52 |
22 |
266 |
Wow, from this angle… I really have put on a few flakes. |
1.3491 |
0.03724 |
275 |
200 |
54 |
21 |
267 |
Where did that kick come from? |
1.3487 |
0.03976 |
261 |
194 |
43 |
24 |
268 |
Whoa! That was quite a sneeze, I hope I'm not catching a cold! |
1.3477 |
0.03915 |
256 |
188 |
47 |
21 |
269 |
Why did you do this to a person with only a week to live? |
1.3473 |
0.03774 |
262 |
190 |
53 |
19 |
270 |
I hope the dog doesn’t come by. |
1.3469 |
0.03971 |
271 |
204 |
40 |
27 |
271 |
That cloud looks like a bunny. |
1.3468 |
0.03879 |
248 |
180 |
50 |
18 |
272 |
You could have just asked for the hat. |
1.3465 |
0.03855 |
254 |
185 |
50 |
19 |
273 |
No worries, I already have two black eyes. |
1.3464 |
0.03638 |
280 |
203 |
57 |
20 |
274 |
I thawed when I should have weaved. |
1.3463 |
0.03863 |
257 |
188 |
49 |
20 |
275 |
As I said, you've got to keep your head down. |
1.3462 |
0.03908 |
260 |
192 |
46 |
22 |
276 |
My head just isn't in this fight! |
1.3459 |
0.03770 |
266 |
194 |
52 |
20 |
277 |
That cloud looks like a snowman |
1.3459 |
0.03732 |
266 |
193 |
54 |
19 |
278 |
And of course, it's just a matter of time before they let the dog out. |
1.3456 |
0.03819 |
272 |
201 |
48 |
23 |
279 |
Because I can't, like, duck!" |
1.3451 |
0.04185 |
226 |
167 |
40 |
19 |
280 |
I have just one question. How did you move your arm? |
1.3451 |
0.03931 |
284 |
216 |
38 |
30 |
281 |
Dude, we agreed not in the face |
1.3450 |
0.03850 |
258 |
189 |
49 |
20 |
282 |
If you wanted the hat,all you had to do was ask |
1.3439 |
0.04021 |
253 |
189 |
41 |
23 |
283 |
You can't count me out. Someone has to build a referee. |
1.3436 |
0.03953 |
259 |
193 |
43 |
23 |
284 |
At least I landed carrot side up. |
1.3432 |
0.03826 |
236 |
169 |
53 |
14 |
285 |
Next time, I get to wear the scarf. |
1.3430 |
0.03983 |
242 |
178 |
45 |
19 |
286 |
C'mon then, it's just a slush wound. |
1.3429 |
0.04074 |
245 |
183 |
40 |
22 |
287 |
So much for cooler heads prevailing. |
1.3425 |
0.04234 |
254 |
196 |
29 |
29 |
288 |
I should’ve seen that uppercut coming, but I froze. |
1.3411 |
0.04073 |
258 |
196 |
36 |
26 |
289 |
Well, you TOLD me to "knock it off." |
1.3408 |
0.03899 |
267 |
200 |
43 |
24 |
290 |
Call that a punch? I’m still standing up. |
1.3408 |
0.03638 |
267 |
193 |
57 |
17 |
291 |
You were supposed to knock my socks off… |
1.3407 |
0.03936 |
226 |
163 |
49 |
14 |
292 |
I blame this loss on climate change |
1.3405 |
0.03817 |
232 |
166 |
53 |
13 |
293 |
Should’ve called Tails. |
1.3405 |
0.03743 |
279 |
207 |
49 |
23 |
294 |
You may have won the fight, but I’ve still got the hat. |
1.3402 |
0.03947 |
241 |
177 |
46 |
18 |
295 |
‘tis only a snow wound |
1.3398 |
0.03783 |
256 |
187 |
51 |
18 |
296 |
Head’s you win,” means you flip a coin |
1.3395 |
0.04227 |
215 |
159 |
39 |
17 |
297 |
Fine, but I can still beat you at pickleball. |
1.3395 |
0.04016 |
215 |
155 |
47 |
13 |
298 |
I… I can’t feel my legs… |
1.3394 |
0.04186 |
218 |
161 |
40 |
17 |
299 |
So, what else do you want to try before winter ends? |
1.3391 |
0.03935 |
230 |
167 |
48 |
15 |
300 |
I dare you to do that again. |
1.3390 |
0.04092 |
236 |
176 |
40 |
20 |
301 |
Can I borrow your scarf for a few days? |
1.3388 |
0.03800 |
242 |
175 |
52 |
15 |
302 |
Does it look serious? |
1.3386 |
0.03802 |
254 |
186 |
50 |
18 |
303 |
You are messing with my head! |
1.3386 |
0.03843 |
254 |
187 |
48 |
19 |
304 |
That's gonna need some ice. |
1.3385 |
0.03780 |
260 |
191 |
50 |
19 |
305 |
Let cooler heads prevail! |
1.3383 |
0.03682 |
266 |
194 |
54 |
18 |
306 |
That was a snow blow. |
1.3382 |
0.03736 |
272 |
201 |
50 |
21 |
307 |
Can I borrow your scarf? |
1.3377 |
0.03774 |
231 |
165 |
54 |
12 |
308 |
I guess the magic wasn’t in the hat after all. |
1.3374 |
0.04171 |
243 |
185 |
34 |
24 |
309 |
You’ll never get your hat back now. |
1.3373 |
0.03810 |
249 |
182 |
50 |
17 |
310 |
Right now I'm sensing a bit more aggression that is necessary |
1.3373 |
0.03936 |
249 |
185 |
44 |
20 |
311 |
That's it, the mittens are coming off. |
1.3373 |
0.03895 |
249 |
184 |
46 |
19 |
312 |
My head's not in it |
1.3361 |
0.03839 |
238 |
173 |
50 |
15 |
313 |
Well, I have to say, I didn't see that coming. |
1.3359 |
0.03555 |
262 |
188 |
60 |
14 |
314 |
Don't apologize. It's the first time I've seen the whole sky. It's beautiful. |
1.3349 |
0.04167 |
215 |
159 |
40 |
16 |
315 |
Sorry, I really kinda lost my head. |
1.3349 |
0.04023 |
218 |
159 |
45 |
14 |
316 |
Jack will you please stop messing with my head? |
1.3348 |
0.04060 |
227 |
168 |
42 |
17 |
317 |
Can't believe I fell for that "You're shoelaces are untied" bit. |
1.3348 |
0.04155 |
227 |
170 |
38 |
19 |
318 |
Okay, well, technically, I'm still standing. So, yeah, this thing is not over yet. |
1.3347 |
0.03732 |
239 |
172 |
54 |
13 |
319 |
That’s a mean combination: a right hook and an early thaw. |
1.3333 |
0.04072 |
222 |
164 |
42 |
16 |
320 |
It’s just a slush wound … |
1.3333 |
0.04170 |
222 |
166 |
38 |
18 |
321 |
I guess it doesn't matter. With climate change, neither of us would have lasted all 12 rounds. |
1.3333 |
0.04008 |
231 |
171 |
43 |
17 |
322 |
I didn’t think you had the snowballs. |
1.3333 |
0.04157 |
237 |
180 |
35 |
22 |
323 |
What part of ‘on three’ don’t you understand Carl? |
1.3320 |
0.03984 |
244 |
183 |
41 |
20 |
324 |
Well now what? |
1.3319 |
0.03967 |
238 |
177 |
43 |
18 |
325 |
Well, now we wait for the kids to get home. Nice Karl. |
1.3318 |
0.04082 |
217 |
160 |
42 |
15 |
326 |
At least you didn't hit me in the snowballs. |
1.3306 |
0.04048 |
242 |
183 |
38 |
21 |
327 |
You never touched me.It was global warming! |
1.3305 |
0.03988 |
236 |
176 |
42 |
18 |
328 |
Remember when I said fighting about it wouldn’t change anyones’s point of view? |
1.3305 |
0.04025 |
233 |
174 |
41 |
18 |
329 |
Impressive reach, but you still look stupid without a hat. |
1.3305 |
0.04025 |
233 |
174 |
41 |
18 |
330 |
Good luck getting your hat back now. |
1.3304 |
0.04041 |
224 |
166 |
42 |
16 |
331 |
My bad. |
1.3300 |
0.04656 |
203 |
158 |
23 |
22 |
332 |
My advice... Keep your head down. |
1.3292 |
0.03804 |
240 |
176 |
49 |
15 |
333 |
That was pretty cold, even for you, Phil |
1.3291 |
0.03870 |
234 |
172 |
47 |
15 |
334 |
In this case, I don't think putting a little ice on it will help. |
1.3279 |
0.04025 |
247 |
188 |
37 |
22 |
335 |
It’s got to be a climate thing. This never used to happen before March. |
1.3277 |
0.04129 |
235 |
179 |
35 |
21 |
336 |
I should have warmed up first. |
1.3275 |
0.03925 |
229 |
169 |
45 |
15 |
337 |
Does my butt really look that big? |
1.3272 |
0.04021 |
217 |
160 |
43 |
14 |
338 |
Time out, brain freeze! |
1.3271 |
0.04113 |
214 |
159 |
40 |
15 |
339 |
From this state I can really contemplate the temporality of my existence. |
1.3269 |
0.04083 |
208 |
153 |
42 |
13 |
340 |
Technically, it’s not a knockout. |
1.3266 |
0.04385 |
199 |
150 |
33 |
16 |
341 |
Now I better understand the expression “Heads will roll.” |
1.3266 |
0.04268 |
199 |
148 |
37 |
14 |
342 |
I guess I should have given up while I was ahead. |
1.3266 |
0.04443 |
199 |
151 |
31 |
17 |
343 |
I'm cold, Jerry. Oh, so, so cold. I'm dying Jerry; I'm dying. Tell my wife I love her. Give the kids my carrot. |
1.3264 |
0.03990 |
239 |
180 |
40 |
19 |
344 |
Well, you didn’t need to knock me out cold. |
1.3263 |
0.03981 |
236 |
177 |
41 |
18 |
345 |
Technically, and despite all appearances, this is not a knockout. |
1.3261 |
0.04192 |
230 |
176 |
33 |
21 |
346 |
Phil, I told you to knock it off |
1.3257 |
0.04261 |
218 |
166 |
33 |
19 |
347 |
Was it something I said? |
1.3255 |
0.04027 |
212 |
156 |
43 |
13 |
348 |
Next time, let’s just stand still and stare out into space like normal snowmen. |
1.3252 |
0.04331 |
206 |
156 |
33 |
17 |
349 |
When asked why he lost the fight, Ice Tyson responded: "I froze." |
1.3246 |
0.03832 |
228 |
167 |
48 |
13 |
350 |
I can never remember - ice first and then heat? |
1.3243 |
0.04251 |
222 |
170 |
32 |
20 |
351 |
I thaw that coming! |
1.3243 |
0.04054 |
222 |
166 |
40 |
16 |
352 |
Sorry. I just lost my head for a moment. |
1.3241 |
0.04027 |
216 |
160 |
42 |
14 |
353 |
At least my nose isn't broken |
1.3234 |
0.03989 |
201 |
146 |
45 |
10 |
354 |
Hey, I wasn't ready! |
1.3233 |
0.03930 |
232 |
173 |
43 |
16 |
355 |
I thought we agreed,nothing above the scarf. |
1.3231 |
0.03664 |
229 |
165 |
54 |
10 |
356 |
Wow, I didn't see that coming, but then again, my eyes are made of coal. |
1.3226 |
0.04116 |
217 |
163 |
38 |
16 |
357 |
It's best two out of three |
1.3226 |
0.04168 |
217 |
164 |
36 |
17 |
358 |
Does this mean that I’m
ahead? |
1.3224 |
0.03995 |
214 |
158 |
43 |
13 |
359 |
Just don't let them use the smelling salt on me! |
1.3219 |
0.03868 |
233 |
173 |
45 |
15 |
360 |
Let’s settle this like snowmen |
1.3218 |
0.04095 |
202 |
149 |
41 |
12 |
361 |
I can see your house from here. |
1.3216 |
0.04317 |
199 |
150 |
34 |
15 |
362 |
Huh, I can still talk. |
1.3216 |
0.03986 |
227 |
170 |
41 |
16 |
363 |
I really need to work on keeping my head in the game." |
1.3216 |
0.03837 |
227 |
167 |
47 |
13 |
364 |
So much for the magic in this old silk hat they found. |
1.3214 |
0.03923 |
224 |
166 |
44 |
14 |
365 |
You were right. I do have a big butt. |
1.3212 |
0.04093 |
193 |
141 |
42 |
10 |
366 |
What some may see as a loss, I see as gaining a new perspective. |
1.3208 |
0.03923 |
240 |
181 |
41 |
18 |
367 |
From down here, it all seems so futile. |
1.3207 |
0.03958 |
237 |
179 |
40 |
18 |
368 |
This after you tell me I have a good
head on my shoulders?!! |
1.3205 |
0.03757 |
234 |
172 |
49 |
13 |
369 |
On reflection, below the belt would have been fine. |
1.3202 |
0.04422 |
203 |
156 |
29 |
18 |
370 |
Two black eyes and now this? |
1.3196 |
0.04451 |
194 |
148 |
30 |
16 |
371 |
Floats like a snowflake,stings like frostbite. |
1.3196 |
0.04391 |
194 |
147 |
32 |
15 |
372 |
OK, the hat's yours. |
1.3194 |
0.04123 |
216 |
163 |
37 |
16 |
373 |
We had one rule. |
1.3192 |
0.04217 |
213 |
162 |
34 |
17 |
374 |
My eyes are down here. |
1.3188 |
0.03956 |
229 |
172 |
41 |
16 |
375 |
Wow! Look at the stars! Or do I have a concussion? |
1.3182 |
0.04325 |
198 |
150 |
33 |
15 |
376 |
You’re abominable. |
1.3179 |
0.04371 |
195 |
148 |
32 |
15 |
377 |
...and there's a cloud shaped like a dog, some birds flying north, an airplane and the sun is about to...uh oh" |
1.3176 |
0.03907 |
233 |
175 |
42 |
16 |
378 |
Oh, thaaat’s what the scarf is for. |
1.3173 |
0.04445 |
208 |
162 |
26 |
20 |
379 |
Whatever happened to just standing around and being jolly? |
1.3170 |
0.04209 |
224 |
173 |
31 |
20 |
380 |
Relax. It’s mostly water weight. |
1.3167 |
0.04090 |
240 |
186 |
32 |
22 |
381 |
Okay, fine - keep the stupid scarf! |
1.3163 |
0.04024 |
215 |
161 |
40 |
14 |
382 |
No fair Bill. We said no carrot shots. |
1.3160 |
0.03975 |
231 |
175 |
39 |
17 |
383 |
OK next time hit me with your next to best shot |
1.3156 |
0.03949 |
225 |
169 |
41 |
15 |
384 |
Should've worn the scarf! |
1.3155 |
0.04143 |
206 |
155 |
37 |
14 |
385 |
Heads you lose. |
1.3153 |
0.04036 |
222 |
168 |
38 |
16 |
386 |
Is this why they call it a face-off? |
1.3153 |
0.04185 |
222 |
171 |
32 |
19 |
387 |
When I said “knock it off”… |
1.3153 |
0.04006 |
203 |
150 |
42 |
11 |
388 |
I’m still standing ⛄️ |
1.3150 |
0.04108 |
200 |
149 |
39 |
12 |
389 |
Who’s ahead now? |
1.3150 |
0.04108 |
200 |
149 |
39 |
12 |
390 |
Could you try and keep the squirrels away from my nose? |
1.3149 |
0.04193 |
235 |
184 |
28 |
23 |
391 |
We should have stopped when we got black eyes. |
1.3147 |
0.03790 |
251 |
190 |
43 |
18 |
392 |
My therapist warned me that there would be days like this. |
1.3147 |
0.04212 |
197 |
148 |
36 |
13 |
393 |
Yup I guess I did say one has to roll with the punches. |
1.3143 |
0.04141 |
210 |
159 |
36 |
15 |
394 |
If you really want to get technical, that was more of a knock off. |
1.3141 |
0.04105 |
191 |
141 |
40 |
10 |
395 |
Right in the carrot! |
1.3134 |
0.04097 |
217 |
165 |
36 |
16 |
396 |
Ali v. Freezer |
1.3133 |
0.04083 |
233 |
180 |
33 |
20 |
397 |
Hey guys, from down here i think i discovered where we came from... |
1.3131 |
0.04314 |
198 |
151 |
32 |
15 |
398 |
I'm sorry--I lost my head. |
1.3130 |
0.03981 |
230 |
175 |
38 |
17 |
399 |
I meant to duck, but I just froze! |
1.3128 |
0.04360 |
195 |
149 |
31 |
15 |
400 |
That's all you got? |
1.3128 |
0.03869 |
227 |
170 |
43 |
14 |
401 |
Ok so that’s what you meant by heads will roll |
1.3122 |
0.03973 |
205 |
152 |
42 |
11 |
402 |
Great hands, but still no footwork. |
1.3117 |
0.03821 |
231 |
173 |
44 |
14 |
403 |
Ok, you're not a snowflake |
1.3116 |
0.03989 |
199 |
147 |
42 |
10 |
404 |
Can you give me a hand over here? |
1.3116 |
0.03989 |
199 |
147 |
42 |
10 |
405 |
Snowman boxing isn't the same since climate change. |
1.3112 |
0.03963 |
196 |
144 |
43 |
9 |
406 |
I’m still awake, so technically it’s not a knockout. |
1.3112 |
0.04156 |
196 |
147 |
37 |
12 |
407 |
We never really thought this part through. |
1.3109 |
0.04326 |
193 |
147 |
32 |
14 |
408 |
I was just warming up. |
1.3109 |
0.04388 |
193 |
148 |
30 |
15 |
409 |
Get some ice. |
1.3108 |
0.03520 |
251 |
185 |
54 |
12 |
410 |
Could be worse, I could have landed in yellow snow. |
1.3103 |
0.04056 |
203 |
152 |
39 |
12 |
411 |
I knew I wouldn’t last past Boxing Day. |
1.3099 |
0.04090 |
213 |
162 |
36 |
15 |
412 |
Hey, buster - my eyes are down here!! |
1.3098 |
0.04127 |
184 |
136 |
39 |
9 |
413 |
Did you know there is this yellow disc in the sky? |
1.3094 |
0.04315 |
181 |
136 |
34 |
11 |
414 |
THE THRILLA IN WASILLA |
1.3093 |
0.04116 |
194 |
145 |
38 |
11 |
415 |
See? Now that’s how you roll with the punches. |
1.3092 |
0.03941 |
207 |
154 |
42 |
11 |
416 |
My life perspective just changed |
1.3090 |
0.03821 |
178 |
127 |
47 |
4 |
417 |
Oh dear - I'm having an out of body experience! |
1.3089 |
0.03745 |
246 |
186 |
44 |
16 |
418 |
Sure, you're big and tough in February. Let's see what you've got in July! |
1.3088 |
0.04156 |
204 |
155 |
35 |
14 |
419 |
It’s just a snow wound. |
1.3088 |
0.03978 |
204 |
152 |
41 |
11 |
420 |
I warned you heads would roll. |
1.3088 |
0.04098 |
204 |
154 |
37 |
13 |
421 |
I told you warming up was a dumb idea. |
1.3088 |
0.04191 |
217 |
168 |
31 |
18 |
422 |
Wait, that WAS the punchline? |
1.3085 |
0.04591 |
188 |
147 |
24 |
17 |
423 |
Next time, just ask me for the hat. |
1.3085 |
0.04079 |
201 |
151 |
38 |
12 |
424 |
I hope you realize that punching an opponent in the snowballs is considered a foul. |
1.3084 |
0.03965 |
214 |
161 |
40 |
13 |
425 |
I'll need a few minutes to pull myself together. |
1.3083 |
0.03762 |
240 |
181 |
44 |
15 |
426 |
Let’s go two out of three. |
1.3077 |
0.04098 |
195 |
146 |
38 |
11 |
427 |
Perhaps kickboxing would be safer. |
1.3077 |
0.04287 |
195 |
149 |
32 |
14 |
428 |
I hope they didn't let the dog out. |
1.3073 |
0.04123 |
218 |
168 |
33 |
17 |
429 |
Let’s make it two out of three. |
1.3073 |
0.04458 |
192 |
149 |
27 |
16 |
430 |
The next time you want your hat back just ask! |
1.3070 |
0.03944 |
228 |
174 |
38 |
16 |
431 |
Get me Parson Brown. |
1.3069 |
0.04316 |
189 |
144 |
32 |
13 |
432 |
Arguably, we’re both out cold. |
1.3069 |
0.04047 |
189 |
140 |
40 |
9 |
433 |
They say to quit while you're a-head... |
1.3056 |
0.04322 |
180 |
136 |
33 |
11 |
434 |
I’m tired of rolling with the punches. |
1.3056 |
0.04394 |
180 |
137 |
31 |
12 |
435 |
According to the rules, I'm still standing. |
1.3051 |
0.04371 |
177 |
134 |
32 |
11 |
436 |
Fine, you can wear the hat. |
1.3048 |
0.04277 |
187 |
142 |
33 |
12 |
437 |
On second thought, your scarf is very masculine. |
1.3048 |
0.04209 |
187 |
141 |
35 |
11 |
438 |
What’s the difference? We’ll be puddles in a week. |
1.3046 |
0.04249 |
197 |
151 |
32 |
14 |
439 |
Before climate change it would’ve taken you three tries. |
1.3043 |
0.04217 |
207 |
160 |
31 |
16 |
440 |
This is not how I imagined Boxing Day. |
1.3042 |
0.03845 |
240 |
184 |
39 |
17 |
441 |
Okay, I'm sorry I called you snowflake. |
1.3041 |
0.04417 |
194 |
151 |
27 |
16 |
442 |
I said, 'You knock my socks off, not knock my block off.' |
1.3041 |
0.04356 |
194 |
150 |
29 |
15 |
443 |
Now I see why people say “roll with the punches”. |
1.3035 |
0.04187 |
201 |
154 |
33 |
14 |
444 |
I told you if you didn’t take that stupid hat off I’d take it off for you. |
1.3035 |
0.03879 |
201 |
149 |
43 |
9 |
445 |
Hey,no hitting above the snowballs! |
1.3033 |
0.03934 |
211 |
159 |
40 |
12 |
446 |
What do you mean it's a knockout? I'm still standing. |
1.3032 |
0.04324 |
188 |
144 |
31 |
13 |
447 |
Great, right in the dog poo! |
1.3032 |
0.04324 |
188 |
144 |
31 |
13 |
448 |
Funny, I thought that was just an expression. |
1.3029 |
0.04087 |
208 |
159 |
35 |
14 |
449 |
The cooler head prevailed! |
1.3029 |
0.04400 |
175 |
133 |
31 |
11 |
450 |
No wonder, you have the scarf. |
1.3029 |
0.04400 |
175 |
133 |
31 |
11 |
451 |
Pretty mean right hook for a southpole” |
1.3027 |
0.04021 |
185 |
137 |
40 |
8 |
452 |
Well, this is doing nothing good for my separation anxiety. |
1.3026 |
0.04337 |
195 |
151 |
29 |
15 |
453 |
Have you ever had an off-of-body experience? |
1.3020 |
0.04169 |
202 |
155 |
33 |
14 |
454 |
I told you I wasn't built for this. |
1.3020 |
0.03988 |
202 |
152 |
39 |
11 |
455 |
I thought you told me to keep my head down?? |
1.3018 |
0.04733 |
169 |
132 |
23 |
14 |
456 |
Uh oh. Here comes the dog with a full bladder. |
1.3017 |
0.04472 |
179 |
138 |
28 |
13 |
457 |
I’m sorry I called you twig arms. |
1.3017 |
0.04329 |
179 |
136 |
32 |
11 |
458 |
If you had worn a scarf like I told you to, that wouldn't have happened! |
1.3015 |
0.04027 |
199 |
150 |
38 |
11 |
459 |
Hey! I thought we said no carrot shots. |
1.3014 |
0.03886 |
219 |
166 |
40 |
13 |
460 |
I agree. You are ahead in this fight! |
1.3010 |
0.04194 |
196 |
150 |
33 |
13 |
461 |
OK, Frostey two out of three. |
1.3010 |
0.04256 |
196 |
151 |
31 |
14 |
462 |
You were right about the scarf. |
1.3010 |
0.03933 |
206 |
155 |
40 |
11 |
463 |
Lesson One: A snowman cannot float like a butterfly. |
1.3005 |
0.04190 |
183 |
138 |
35 |
10 |
464 |
I meant snowflake as a good thing. |
1.3005 |
0.04331 |
183 |
140 |
31 |
12 |
465 |
I saw it coming and just froze |
1.3005 |
0.04261 |
183 |
139 |
33 |
11 |
466 |
Wait! I lost my head! |
1.3005 |
0.04151 |
203 |
156 |
33 |
14 |
467 |
Excuse me while I have some separation anxiety. |
1.3005 |
0.03846 |
203 |
151 |
43 |
9 |
468 |
Oh great, and here comes the dog. |
1.3005 |
0.03902 |
213 |
161 |
40 |
12 |
469 |
I think we’re in different weight classes now |
1.3000 |
0.03822 |
210 |
157 |
43 |
10 |
470 |
Round 2 has to wait until Jimmy and Stevie put my head back on. |
1.3000 |
0.04450 |
180 |
139 |
28 |
13 |
471 |
All you had to say was that you wanted to borrow the hat. |
1.2995 |
0.03917 |
207 |
156 |
40 |
11 |
472 |
Sorry, thought you were cool enough not to lose your head. |
1.2995 |
0.04176 |
197 |
151 |
33 |
13 |
473 |
A scarf might have made the difference. |
1.2995 |
0.04176 |
197 |
151 |
33 |
13 |
474 |
Wear a scarf, Mom said, but no! |
1.2991 |
0.03822 |
224 |
170 |
41 |
13 |
475 |
Is this your idea of a headstart? |
1.2990 |
0.04192 |
204 |
158 |
31 |
15 |
476 |
For a brief moment,before the darkness settled around him,Timmy understood why Mother always nagged him to bring a scarf. |
1.2985 |
0.04055 |
201 |
153 |
36 |
12 |
477 |
THIS IS SNOWPLACE TO LOSE YOUR HEAD! |
1.2984 |
0.04199 |
191 |
146 |
33 |
12 |
478 |
Technically,this isn’t a knockout because I’m still standing. |
1.2982 |
0.04459 |
171 |
131 |
29 |
11 |
479 |
I’m in no condition to fight. I got plowed last night. |
1.2981 |
0.04076 |
208 |
160 |
34 |
14 |
480 |
I need a facelift. |
1.2979 |
0.04108 |
188 |
142 |
36 |
10 |
481 |
That was a cheap shot buddy. Just you wait until next winter! |
1.2977 |
0.03927 |
215 |
164 |
38 |
13 |
482 |
Other than that, how was my form? |
1.2976 |
0.04432 |
168 |
128 |
30 |
10 |
483 |
Everyone has a plan until they get hit, right? |
1.2974 |
0.04007 |
195 |
147 |
38 |
10 |
484 |
I think we should go back to pickleball. |
1.2965 |
0.04359 |
172 |
131 |
31 |
10 |
485 |
Whoa! Never saw that coming! |
1.2965 |
0.04200 |
172 |
129 |
35 |
8 |
486 |
Why can’t we celebrate Boxing Day like normal people? |
1.2965 |
0.04378 |
199 |
157 |
25 |
17 |
487 |
I take it back. You're no snow flake! |
1.2963 |
0.04189 |
162 |
120 |
36 |
6 |
488 |
Geeze Louise, okay you can have the hat. |
1.2963 |
0.04157 |
189 |
144 |
34 |
11 |
489 |
Wow! I'm seeing stars. |
1.2957 |
0.04061 |
186 |
140 |
37 |
9 |
490 |
Five-second rule? |
1.2953 |
0.04161 |
193 |
148 |
33 |
12 |
491 |
Maybe we should allow hitting below the belt |
1.2953 |
0.04161 |
193 |
148 |
33 |
12 |
492 |
Oh I see why you wear a scarf. |
1.2953 |
0.04226 |
193 |
149 |
31 |
13 |
493 |
I am pretty sure the idea was that you don't actually hit me. |
1.2952 |
0.03985 |
210 |
161 |
36 |
13 |
494 |
That's for impersonating Parson Brown! |
1.2948 |
0.04414 |
173 |
133 |
29 |
11 |
495 |
It's times like these that I wish I could duck |
1.2947 |
0.04070 |
190 |
144 |
36 |
10 |
496 |
Hey guys? Look up. I think I've discovered where we come from." |
1.2938 |
0.03944 |
194 |
146 |
39 |
9 |
497 |
Really? That's your best shot? |
1.2935 |
0.04365 |
184 |
143 |
28 |
13 |
498 |
Well, I didn't see that coming. |
1.2935 |
0.04227 |
184 |
141 |
32 |
11 |
499 |
Wait a minute; I gotta get my head on straight. |
1.2934 |
0.04676 |
167 |
131 |
23 |
13 |
500 |
Never saw that coming. |
1.2931 |
0.04315 |
174 |
133 |
31 |
10 |
501 |
OK, so you're ahead. |
1.2931 |
0.04466 |
174 |
135 |
27 |
12 |
502 |
We were only sparring. I didn’t expect you to lose your head. |
1.2928 |
0.04200 |
181 |
138 |
33 |
10 |
503 |
Snow Mas!
Snow Mas! |
1.2926 |
0.04554 |
188 |
150 |
21 |
17 |
504 |
A cheap shot just to get a head. |
1.2924 |
0.04285 |
171 |
130 |
32 |
9 |
505 |
Never hit a guy in the carrot. |
1.2923 |
0.04124 |
195 |
150 |
33 |
12 |
506 |
Ohhh! My bad! |
1.2923 |
0.04188 |
195 |
151 |
31 |
13 |
507 |
Well, I was caught cold on that one. |
1.2919 |
0.03842 |
185 |
137 |
42 |
6 |
508 |
Saying you're "Sorry" just doesn't cut it. |
1.2919 |
0.04047 |
209 |
162 |
33 |
14 |
509 |
You aren't getting your hat back. |
1.2914 |
0.04138 |
175 |
132 |
35 |
8 |
510 |
'Jolly, happy soul' my ass. |
1.2912 |
0.03956 |
182 |
136 |
39 |
7 |
511 |
You sir, are no gentleman |
1.2899 |
0.04393 |
169 |
130 |
29 |
10 |
512 |
It’s almost too funny to caption. The image speaks for itself. 😂😂 “It seemed like an even match until Ralph lost his head.” |
1.2899 |
0.04239 |
207 |
164 |
26 |
17 |
513 |
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face |
1.2898 |
0.04272 |
176 |
135 |
31 |
10 |
514 |
You win,the scarf makes much more sense. |
1.2898 |
0.04272 |
176 |
135 |
31 |
10 |
515 |
I wasn't ready. |
1.2895 |
0.04257 |
190 |
148 |
29 |
13 |
516 |
Adrian, forgive me, I lost my head. |
1.2895 |
0.03916 |
190 |
143 |
39 |
8 |
517 |
You’ll be fine, just rub some snow on it |
1.2892 |
0.03990 |
204 |
157 |
35 |
12 |
518 |
And so ends another December 26th in Canada |
1.2889 |
0.04350 |
180 |
140 |
28 |
12 |
519 |
Hey! Where'd you go? |
1.2889 |
0.04350 |
180 |
140 |
28 |
12 |
520 |
Knock-off" doesn't count as a "Knock-out! |
1.2888 |
0.04435 |
187 |
148 |
24 |
15 |
521 |
this is a test caption |
1.2888 |
0.04499 |
187 |
149 |
22 |
16 |
522 |
Seriously, is that all you've got? |
1.2887 |
0.04129 |
194 |
150 |
32 |
12 |
523 |
Snow problem. |
1.2883 |
0.04499 |
163 |
126 |
27 |
10 |
524 |
Revenge is a dish best served cold. |
1.2883 |
0.04499 |
163 |
126 |
27 |
10 |
525 |
I taste carrot. |
1.2883 |
0.04239 |
163 |
123 |
33 |
7 |
526 |
I can see my birth cloud from here. |
1.2882 |
0.04208 |
170 |
129 |
33 |
8 |
527 |
I guess I should be thankful you didn't break my carrot. |
1.2881 |
0.04175 |
177 |
135 |
33 |
9 |
528 |
Next time, I get to say 'Go.' |
1.2880 |
0.04068 |
184 |
140 |
35 |
9 |
529 |
I liked you better when you were a drifter. |
1.2880 |
0.04282 |
184 |
143 |
29 |
12 |
530 |
Told you I could roll with the punches. |
1.2880 |
0.04212 |
184 |
142 |
31 |
11 |
531 |
That was above the belt. |
1.2875 |
0.04195 |
160 |
120 |
34 |
6 |
532 |
Okay, best two out of three. |
1.2874 |
0.04061 |
174 |
131 |
36 |
7 |
533 |
Like Mike Tyson said, ‘Everybody’s got a plan til they get punched in the face.’ |
1.2874 |
0.04299 |
174 |
134 |
30 |
10 |
534 |
A bomb...unable. |
1.2873 |
0.04537 |
181 |
144 |
22 |
15 |
535 |
I always lose my head in confrontations |
1.2873 |
0.04400 |
181 |
142 |
26 |
13 |
536 |
I’ll fight you with one head behind my back |
1.2872 |
0.04148 |
188 |
145 |
32 |
11 |
537 |
Before climate change, you could last 12 rounds. |
1.2872 |
0.04299 |
195 |
154 |
26 |
15 |
538 |
Next round I get the scarf and you get the hat, and we'll see whose head stays on. |
1.2865 |
0.04155 |
178 |
136 |
33 |
9 |
539 |
You wanna take this inside? |
1.2865 |
0.03919 |
178 |
133 |
39 |
6 |
540 |
I hate warming up. |
1.2865 |
0.03919 |
178 |
133 |
39 |
6 |
541 |
You seriously thought I would duck ? |
1.2865 |
0.04192 |
185 |
143 |
31 |
11 |
542 |
You're gonna want to get some ice on that. |
1.2865 |
0.04049 |
185 |
141 |
35 |
9 |
543 |
Sorry I lost your head, |
1.2865 |
0.04121 |
185 |
142 |
33 |
10 |
544 |
Wow! I never even saw that coming! |
1.2865 |
0.04087 |
192 |
148 |
33 |
11 |
545 |
I thought I would see stars but all I see is an empty sky. |
1.2865 |
0.04153 |
192 |
149 |
31 |
12 |
546 |
Hey, that cloud looks like Dad. |
1.2863 |
0.03808 |
227 |
176 |
37 |
14 |
547 |
Little help here. |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
168 |
129 |
30 |
9 |
548 |
Wow. That round kick DEFINITELY came out of nowhere. |
1.2857 |
0.04328 |
189 |
149 |
26 |
14 |
549 |
The new Melterweight Champion is... |
1.2857 |
0.04091 |
182 |
139 |
34 |
9 |
550 |
My hat, you idiot! My hat! Not my head. |
1.2857 |
0.04091 |
182 |
139 |
34 |
9 |
551 |
Hold on a minute. Let me get my head back in the game! |
1.2857 |
0.04196 |
189 |
147 |
30 |
12 |
552 |
Don't worry. I'm not going to have a meltdown over this. |
1.2849 |
0.04284 |
179 |
139 |
29 |
11 |
553 |
I think we represent his resentment of being forced to play outside. |
1.2849 |
0.04356 |
179 |
140 |
27 |
12 |
554 |
¡Snow mas! |
1.2849 |
0.04480 |
172 |
135 |
25 |
12 |
555 |
I can’t feel my body! |
1.2849 |
0.04404 |
172 |
134 |
27 |
11 |
556 |
For a guy with sticks for arms you sure do punch hard. |
1.2848 |
0.04694 |
165 |
131 |
21 |
13 |
557 |
Oh no. Is that dog coming over here? |
1.2843 |
0.04155 |
204 |
161 |
28 |
15 |
558 |
Alright, now let's see you work the body. |
1.2842 |
0.04041 |
190 |
146 |
34 |
10 |
559 |
You know, in the end we both lose. |
1.2841 |
0.03939 |
176 |
132 |
38 |
6 |
560 |
You can't even look me in the eye! |
1.2841 |
0.04256 |
176 |
136 |
30 |
10 |
561 |
Guess I'll be heading off now! |
1.2841 |
0.04406 |
176 |
138 |
26 |
12 |
562 |
Ugh! Right in the carrot! |
1.2840 |
0.04456 |
169 |
132 |
26 |
11 |
563 |
Well, this is a problem. |
1.2839 |
0.04554 |
155 |
120 |
26 |
9 |
564 |
I said "hat's off to you". |
1.2837 |
0.04965 |
141 |
111 |
20 |
10 |
565 |
Cold-cocked again. |
1.2834 |
0.04289 |
187 |
147 |
27 |
13 |
566 |
Alright then. You can wear the cap. |
1.2833 |
0.04476 |
180 |
143 |
23 |
14 |
567 |
We're honestly just not constructed for the bob and weave |
1.2833 |
0.04039 |
180 |
137 |
35 |
8 |
568 |
Ok, we'll work on body punches next. |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
569 |
I told you to throw you hat in the ring. Not you head. |
1.2831 |
0.04668 |
166 |
132 |
21 |
13 |
570 |
I'm not sure if this is what Boxing Day is about.. |
1.2830 |
0.04473 |
159 |
123 |
27 |
9 |
571 |
I won't lie, that one stung a little. |
1.2830 |
0.04040 |
212 |
167 |
30 |
15 |
572 |
Okay, I'm warmed up now. |
1.2829 |
0.03711 |
205 |
155 |
42 |
8 |
573 |
I guess I shouldn’t have rolled with the punch” |
1.2827 |
0.04223 |
191 |
150 |
28 |
13 |
574 |
Hey, I could see our old house from here. |
1.2825 |
0.04457 |
177 |
140 |
24 |
13 |
575 |
I almost see what you did there. |
1.2825 |
0.04235 |
177 |
137 |
30 |
10 |
576 |
I guess I won’t be back again someday… |
1.2825 |
0.04384 |
177 |
139 |
26 |
12 |
577 |
The sun was in my eyes." |
1.2825 |
0.04235 |
177 |
137 |
30 |
10 |
578 |
Head's down, you lose. |
1.2824 |
0.04510 |
170 |
134 |
24 |
12 |
579 |
I knew I should have worn a scarf today. |
1.2821 |
0.03898 |
195 |
149 |
37 |
9 |
580 |
Float like a snowflake, sting like a snowball. |
1.2819 |
0.04335 |
188 |
149 |
25 |
14 |
581 |
That was Abominable, |
1.2819 |
0.04575 |
149 |
115 |
26 |
8 |
582 |
A heads up would’ve been nice |
1.2816 |
0.04043 |
174 |
132 |
35 |
7 |
583 |
It appears,yours was the cooler head that prevailed. |
1.2811 |
0.04177 |
185 |
144 |
30 |
11 |
584 |
Where's my scarf? |
1.2810 |
0.04586 |
153 |
119 |
25 |
9 |
585 |
Wow, I have a nice body." |
1.2809 |
0.04575 |
178 |
143 |
20 |
15 |
586 |
They don’t make us like they used to. |
1.2809 |
0.04362 |
178 |
140 |
26 |
12 |
587 |
I’m surprised how little that hurt me. |
1.2809 |
0.04289 |
178 |
139 |
28 |
11 |
588 |
‘I knew I should have worn a scarf’ |
1.2809 |
0.04362 |
178 |
140 |
26 |
12 |
589 |
Well, this is still safer than your water polo challenge. |
1.2808 |
0.04319 |
146 |
110 |
31 |
5 |
590 |
A warm compress, you say? |
1.2808 |
0.03857 |
203 |
156 |
37 |
10 |
591 |
Fine, I’m sorry I said your arms were sticks. |
1.2807 |
0.04086 |
171 |
130 |
34 |
7 |
592 |
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up. |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
593 |
I was already out and cold. |
1.2804 |
0.03975 |
189 |
145 |
35 |
9 |
594 |
What? - Have you lost your mind? |
1.2803 |
0.04768 |
157 |
125 |
20 |
12 |
595 |
But I never said ‘Let them eat cake.’ |
1.2802 |
0.04633 |
182 |
148 |
17 |
17 |
596 |
On the bright side, I think I can now drop down to the featherweight division |
1.2800 |
0.03957 |
200 |
155 |
34 |
11 |
597 |
Better to go out this way then to just melt away. |
1.2800 |
0.04023 |
175 |
133 |
35 |
7 |
598 |
Jack! You said you would just nip at my nose. |
1.2798 |
0.04299 |
168 |
130 |
29 |
9 |
599 |
All that boxing training!
The only thing you got right is
Keep your head down. |
1.2798 |
0.04541 |
168 |
133 |
23 |
12 |
600 |
Who you calling snowflake? |
1.2795 |
0.04245 |
161 |
123 |
31 |
7 |
601 |
I couldn't see. There was a cinder in my eye. |
1.2791 |
0.03981 |
172 |
130 |
36 |
6 |
602 |
Let’s start over. I wasn’t ready. |
1.2791 |
0.04065 |
172 |
131 |
34 |
7 |
603 |
Doesn't count, my body never hit the floor |
1.2789 |
0.03886 |
190 |
145 |
37 |
8 |
604 |
oops, warmed up too much |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
605 |
It wasn’t below the belt… |
1.2788 |
0.04263 |
165 |
127 |
30 |
8 |
606 |
I know this is off topic, but the sky is really lovely today. |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
607 |
He's still no match for May weather. |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
608 |
Cool heads prevail. Just you wait. |
1.2787 |
0.03905 |
183 |
139 |
37 |
7 |
609 |
You're a hard hitter for a guy with stick arms. |
1.2785 |
0.04387 |
158 |
122 |
28 |
8 |
610 |
I'm gonna need some ice. |
1.2784 |
0.04390 |
176 |
139 |
25 |
12 |
611 |
OK, you win. Keep the scarf and you can have the hat. |
1.2784 |
0.04229 |
194 |
154 |
26 |
14 |
612 |
That was cold, Bob. |
1.2781 |
0.04194 |
169 |
130 |
31 |
8 |
613 |
Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up. |
1.2781 |
0.03996 |
187 |
144 |
34 |
9 |
614 |
I really don't think I should be considered "down." |
1.2778 |
0.04571 |
162 |
128 |
23 |
11 |
615 |
You'll have keep going without me Frosty. My head's just not in the game anymore. |
1.2778 |
0.04461 |
180 |
144 |
22 |
14 |
616 |
Is that all you got George? |
1.2778 |
0.04098 |
180 |
139 |
32 |
9 |
617 |
Ok, you can wear my hat. |
1.2775 |
0.04365 |
173 |
136 |
26 |
11 |
618 |
Ok, smart aleck, how do you propose to get your hat now? |
1.2775 |
0.04441 |
173 |
137 |
24 |
12 |
619 |
Hey! I see sky. Where did you go? |
1.2775 |
0.04287 |
173 |
135 |
28 |
10 |
620 |
Technically it's not a knockout if I'm still standing. |
1.2774 |
0.04248 |
155 |
118 |
31 |
6 |
621 |
That was just cold, man. Cold. |
1.2774 |
0.04626 |
155 |
122 |
23 |
10 |
622 |
As long as you don’t punch me in the snowballs. |
1.2772 |
0.04522 |
184 |
149 |
19 |
16 |
623 |
I told you to wear a scarf! |
1.2771 |
0.04154 |
166 |
127 |
32 |
7 |
624 |
Didn't peg you for a southpaw. |
1.2771 |
0.04409 |
166 |
130 |
26 |
10 |
625 |
I guess I need to focus more on my footwork. |
1.2771 |
0.04241 |
166 |
128 |
30 |
8 |
626 |
I can't believe I froze up |
1.2770 |
0.04777 |
148 |
117 |
21 |
10 |
627 |
Okay, smart guy, let's see you get the hat now. |
1.2768 |
0.04294 |
177 |
139 |
27 |
11 |
628 |
Sorry about that,I lost my head. |
1.2765 |
0.04255 |
170 |
132 |
29 |
9 |
629 |
Sorry I lost my head |
1.2763 |
0.04778 |
152 |
121 |
20 |
11 |
630 |
Okay, Okay, you can have your hat back. |
1.2757 |
0.04090 |
185 |
144 |
31 |
10 |
631 |
Please tell me there’s no dogs around. |
1.2756 |
0.04416 |
156 |
121 |
27 |
8 |
632 |
You can't blame everything on global warming |
1.2755 |
0.04314 |
196 |
158 |
22 |
16 |
633 |
No fair ... that was a snow blow. |
1.2754 |
0.04303 |
167 |
130 |
28 |
9 |
634 |
I can’t remember if that kid built us this way or you if you sucker punched me. |
1.2753 |
0.04121 |
178 |
138 |
31 |
9 |
635 |
Yeah, yeah, enjoy your time up there… they predicted an early spring |
1.2753 |
0.04043 |
178 |
137 |
33 |
8 |
636 |
OK, so I'm not entirely sure you understand the concept of "sparring." |
1.2750 |
0.04248 |
160 |
123 |
30 |
7 |
637 |
Not fair! No hitting above the belt. |
1.2749 |
0.04067 |
171 |
131 |
33 |
7 |
638 |
Just put some ice on it and you should be fine |
1.2747 |
0.04059 |
182 |
141 |
32 |
9 |
639 |
You may think that you have the advantage now, but I can see just as well with my buttons. |
1.2747 |
0.04485 |
182 |
147 |
20 |
15 |
640 |
Oh! You meant YOUR left. |
1.2746 |
0.04596 |
142 |
110 |
25 |
7 |
641 |
Cooler heads will prevail! |
1.2745 |
0.04373 |
153 |
118 |
28 |
7 |
642 |
This is more embarrassing than the yellow snow incident. |
1.2745 |
0.04565 |
153 |
120 |
24 |
9 |
643 |
You lose your head every time we fight! |
1.2744 |
0.04522 |
164 |
130 |
23 |
11 |
644 |
One down, two to go. |
1.2743 |
0.04086 |
175 |
135 |
32 |
8 |
645 |
You just changed my point of view. |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
646 |
Well, I guess this calls for the Concussion Protocol. |
1.2738 |
0.04280 |
168 |
131 |
28 |
9 |
647 |
I told you, heads up! |
1.2738 |
0.04196 |
168 |
130 |
30 |
8 |
648 |
Why didn't you wear your scarf? |
1.2737 |
0.04024 |
179 |
138 |
33 |
8 |
649 |
..guess cooler heads prevailed again? |
1.2733 |
0.04577 |
161 |
128 |
22 |
11 |
650 |
I prefer hits below the belt. |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
651 |
Check it out. A flock of geese are flying overhead. |
1.2733 |
0.04130 |
172 |
133 |
31 |
8 |
652 |
Concussion protocol! |
1.2733 |
0.04370 |
172 |
136 |
25 |
11 |
653 |
I can’t believe you cold-cocked me!! |
1.2733 |
0.04211 |
172 |
134 |
29 |
9 |
654 |
O.K. You Win. The next time I get the scarf and you get the hat. |
1.2732 |
0.03888 |
183 |
140 |
36 |
7 |
655 |
I blame that on global warming, try to hit me again! |
1.2732 |
0.04326 |
183 |
146 |
24 |
13 |
656 |
Technically, I still get 10 seconds. |
1.2727 |
0.04497 |
165 |
131 |
23 |
11 |
657 |
I told you.... not in the face! |
1.2727 |
0.03985 |
176 |
135 |
34 |
7 |
658 |
…I’m getting soft. |
1.2727 |
0.04348 |
154 |
119 |
28 |
7 |
659 |
Sorry,my head is not in this. |
1.2727 |
0.04243 |
165 |
128 |
29 |
8 |
660 |
Ok,sorry,I won’t mention your “bald spot” again! |
1.2727 |
0.04051 |
187 |
146 |
31 |
10 |
661 |
Better than a total meltdown I guess.. |
1.2723 |
0.04260 |
191 |
153 |
24 |
14 |
662 |
It's not a knock-out if I'm still standing. |
1.2722 |
0.03846 |
180 |
137 |
37 |
6 |
663 |
Nice jab! I just froze! |
1.2722 |
0.03596 |
180 |
134 |
43 |
3 |
664 |
Clearly, the scarf worked to your advantage. |
1.2722 |
0.04499 |
169 |
135 |
22 |
12 |
665 |
Talk about getting coldcocked... |
1.2722 |
0.03822 |
169 |
127 |
38 |
4 |
666 |
It's not a knockout but I will concede you are a head on points |
1.2717 |
0.04093 |
184 |
144 |
30 |
10 |
667 |
Does this mean I'm ahead? |
1.2716 |
0.04718 |
162 |
131 |
18 |
13 |
668 |
So that’s what ‘thumpity thump thump’ was referring to. |
1.2715 |
0.04785 |
151 |
121 |
19 |
11 |
669 |
Max surprised himself on the sheer effectiveness of the uppercut. |
1.2715 |
0.04500 |
151 |
118 |
25 |
8 |
670 |
I just need to ice it. |
1.2712 |
0.04201 |
177 |
139 |
28 |
10 |
671 |
What knockout? I’m still standing! |
1.2712 |
0.04201 |
177 |
139 |
28 |
10 |
672 |
Brain freeze!! |
1.2711 |
0.04554 |
166 |
133 |
21 |
12 |
673 |
Come on, keep fighting! It's only a flesh wound! |
1.2710 |
0.03917 |
155 |
116 |
36 |
3 |
674 |
Come on Harold, get your head in the game. |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
675 |
I think I'm a head. |
1.2708 |
0.04431 |
144 |
111 |
27 |
6 |
676 |
These are my last words. I've been decaptionated. |
1.2707 |
0.04282 |
181 |
144 |
25 |
12 |
677 |
It's only a flake wound. |
1.2707 |
0.04136 |
181 |
142 |
29 |
10 |
678 |
At least I can go down a weight class now. |
1.2706 |
0.04317 |
170 |
134 |
26 |
10 |
679 |
On the plus side, it looks like the weather's clearing. |
1.2705 |
0.04018 |
207 |
165 |
28 |
14 |
680 |
It may be the cold but I can't feel my hands. |
1.2704 |
0.04342 |
159 |
124 |
27 |
8 |
681 |
Ah ha! I can roll with the punches! |
1.2704 |
0.04522 |
159 |
126 |
23 |
10 |
682 |
I thought headshots weren't allowed, Frosty |
1.2704 |
0.04609 |
159 |
127 |
21 |
11 |
683 |
No, no, it's not a knockout unless my whole body is down. |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
684 |
At least I’ve got a head start on the spring thaw. |
1.2699 |
0.04357 |
163 |
128 |
26 |
9 |
685 |
My head just wasn't in it. |
1.2697 |
0.04375 |
152 |
118 |
27 |
7 |
686 |
All this over a hat? |
1.2697 |
0.04570 |
152 |
120 |
23 |
9 |
687 |
Well, my hat’s off to you. |
1.2697 |
0.04375 |
152 |
118 |
27 |
7 |
688 |
Didn’t we agree, no hitting above the scarf?” |
1.2697 |
0.04275 |
152 |
117 |
29 |
6 |
689 |
I need to think more about my footwork. |
1.2695 |
0.04374 |
141 |
108 |
28 |
5 |
690 |
Have you lost your head or are you just having another meltdown? |
1.2695 |
0.04199 |
167 |
130 |
29 |
8 |
691 |
Dammit,Carl! These are MITTENS! |
1.2695 |
0.04367 |
167 |
132 |
25 |
10 |
692 |
Just a scratch |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
693 |
Oh my, the gutters are a mess! |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
694 |
Knock it off,will you? |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
695 |
Tis but a scratch! |
1.2690 |
0.04452 |
171 |
137 |
22 |
12 |
696 |
I guess there’s not a lot of magic in this old wool hat. |
1.2690 |
0.04452 |
171 |
137 |
22 |
12 |
697 |
Dad always said - keep your cool, don't lose your head... |
1.2690 |
0.04405 |
145 |
112 |
27 |
6 |
698 |
Best two of three? |
1.2685 |
0.04326 |
149 |
115 |
28 |
6 |
699 |
Just because you couldn't knock my socks off? |
1.2683 |
0.04419 |
164 |
130 |
24 |
10 |
700 |
That's it, now the gloves are commin' off! |
1.2683 |
0.04585 |
164 |
132 |
20 |
12 |
701 |
I quit now that I’m ahead. |
1.2683 |
0.04666 |
164 |
133 |
18 |
13 |
702 |
Don't expect me to take this lying down |
1.2680 |
0.04350 |
153 |
119 |
27 |
7 |
703 |
I think I'm having a meltdown. |
1.2679 |
0.04344 |
168 |
133 |
25 |
10 |
704 |
When Spring comes, we're all gonna forget about this. |
1.2676 |
0.04679 |
142 |
112 |
22 |
8 |
705 |
"I coulda been an igloo." |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
706 |
Could it be my footwork? |
1.2675 |
0.04553 |
157 |
125 |
22 |
10 |
707 |
I'm still standing, so I think we're supposed to keep going. |
1.2675 |
0.04370 |
157 |
123 |
26 |
8 |
708 |
Hey, who you callin' yellow? |
1.2675 |
0.04275 |
157 |
122 |
28 |
7 |
709 |
Remember the good old days before global warming, when we could keep our heads in the game through the end of winter? |
1.2674 |
0.04352 |
172 |
137 |
24 |
11 |
710 |
Is that the best ya got? |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
711 |
Someone’s upset about not getting a hat. |
1.2671 |
0.04384 |
161 |
127 |
25 |
9 |
712 |
I knew warming up was a bad idea. |
1.2670 |
0.03799 |
176 |
134 |
37 |
5 |
713 |
Technically, this is
not a knockout. |
1.2667 |
0.04045 |
165 |
127 |
32 |
6 |
714 |
I'd like to see you try that again! |
1.2667 |
0.04300 |
150 |
116 |
28 |
6 |
715 |
Your left hook is abominable. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
716 |
And that’s the day Frosty became a method actor. |
1.2667 |
0.04063 |
180 |
141 |
30 |
9 |
717 |
You did that just to get my hat? You are an abominable snowman! |
1.2662 |
0.04743 |
139 |
110 |
21 |
8 |
718 |
Can you grab me an ice pack? |
1.2659 |
0.04090 |
173 |
135 |
30 |
8 |
719 |
I'm contemplating the fact that we are essentially 99% water. |
1.2658 |
0.03853 |
158 |
119 |
36 |
3 |
720 |
Okay, now put my head back on and I'll teach you the uppercut. |
1.2658 |
0.04345 |
158 |
124 |
26 |
8 |
721 |
You’ve already knocked my socks off. Was this really necessary?! |
1.2657 |
0.04857 |
143 |
115 |
18 |
10 |
722 |
Why don’t you quit while you’re ahead.” |
1.2655 |
0.04334 |
177 |
142 |
23 |
12 |
723 |
My chin is up. Unfortunately my head is off! |
1.2654 |
0.04271 |
162 |
127 |
27 |
8 |
724 |
That's fine. I still have two more rounds left in me. |
1.2654 |
0.04088 |
162 |
125 |
31 |
6 |
725 |
My wife is right, I have no spine. |
1.2654 |
0.04181 |
162 |
126 |
29 |
7 |
726 |
Uh man! Here comes the dog. |
1.2654 |
0.04533 |
162 |
130 |
21 |
11 |
727 |
I need an ice pack. |
1.2651 |
0.03932 |
166 |
127 |
34 |
5 |
728 |
I'm telling mom! |
1.2649 |
0.04378 |
151 |
118 |
26 |
7 |
729 |
It's all fun and games until someone loses a head. |
1.2649 |
0.04575 |
151 |
120 |
22 |
9 |
730 |
I still say you need a hat. |
1.2649 |
0.04171 |
151 |
116 |
30 |
5 |
731 |
Ice pack please! |
1.2647 |
0.03962 |
170 |
131 |
33 |
6 |
732 |
Oh man right in the carrot! |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
733 |
That, my dear, was a high blow.” |
1.2645 |
0.04674 |
155 |
125 |
19 |
11 |
734 |
”Another global warming tragedy. |
1.2645 |
0.04584 |
155 |
124 |
21 |
10 |
735 |
There goes any mental edge I might have had. |
1.2645 |
0.04674 |
155 |
125 |
19 |
11 |
736 |
No fair! The sun was in my coals. |
1.2644 |
0.04150 |
174 |
137 |
28 |
9 |
737 |
I don't have a snowball's chance in hell in this fight |
1.2639 |
0.04725 |
144 |
115 |
20 |
9 |
738 |
I said no head shots! |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
739 |
Luckily, I didn’t fall flat on my carrot. |
1.2638 |
0.04336 |
163 |
129 |
25 |
9 |
740 |
Is that your best shot? |
1.2638 |
0.04336 |
163 |
129 |
25 |
9 |
741 |
Dodge and weave my ass. |
1.2638 |
0.04336 |
163 |
129 |
25 |
9 |
742 |
It's knock your socks off, not knock your block off.! |
1.2635 |
0.04326 |
148 |
115 |
27 |
6 |
743 |
Down goes Freezer! Down goes Freezer! Down goes Freezer! |
1.2632 |
0.04736 |
152 |
123 |
18 |
11 |
744 |
From down here, I’d say I’m still standing. |
1.2632 |
0.04147 |
152 |
117 |
30 |
5 |
745 |
Tails, I win. |
1.2632 |
0.04643 |
152 |
122 |
20 |
10 |
746 |
You're right. I do have a big butt. |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
747 |
So the scarf does help. |
1.2632 |
0.04255 |
133 |
101 |
29 |
3 |
748 |
It’s fine, I hit my deductible last month. |
1.2632 |
0.04736 |
152 |
123 |
18 |
11 |
749 |
Come on, the sun is about to come out |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
750 |
We’ll be on even ground this spring. |
1.2625 |
0.04205 |
160 |
125 |
28 |
7 |
751 |
Warmer temperatures, rising sea levels, and now this! |
1.2625 |
0.04205 |
160 |
125 |
28 |
7 |
752 |
I forgot my scarf. |
1.2625 |
0.04649 |
160 |
130 |
18 |
12 |
753 |
That’s all you’ve got? |
1.2621 |
0.04379 |
145 |
113 |
26 |
6 |
754 |
Who do you think you are, Marie Antoinette? |
1.2619 |
0.04325 |
168 |
134 |
24 |
10 |
755 |
This is why I wanted to wait for a scarf. |
1.2617 |
0.04893 |
149 |
122 |
15 |
12 |
756 |
Well, that snowballed quickly. |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
757 |
I did not see that coming. |
1.2611 |
0.03849 |
157 |
119 |
35 |
3 |
758 |
I still say your mother was dog park snow. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
759 |
At least I kept my hands up. |
1.2609 |
0.04088 |
161 |
125 |
30 |
6 |
760 |
Oh fine, You know what the sun does to my face! |
1.2609 |
0.03992 |
161 |
124 |
32 |
5 |
761 |
But I’m still standing |
1.2609 |
0.04203 |
184 |
148 |
24 |
12 |
762 |
Hey! You know the rules--no hits above the belt! |
1.2609 |
0.03992 |
161 |
124 |
32 |
5 |
763 |
That was cold blooded. |
1.2609 |
0.04273 |
161 |
127 |
26 |
8 |
764 |
I said no kicking. |
1.2604 |
0.04302 |
169 |
135 |
24 |
10 |
765 |
No nervous system, no problem. |
1.2604 |
0.04219 |
169 |
134 |
26 |
9 |
766 |
Tell mom I need some ice. |
1.2600 |
0.04061 |
150 |
115 |
31 |
4 |
767 |
Another month and it won't make any difference who's the winner. |
1.2600 |
0.04276 |
150 |
117 |
27 |
6 |
768 |
Touché?
Just giving you a heads-up! |
1.2597 |
0.04589 |
154 |
124 |
20 |
10 |
769 |
I'm gonna need an icepack. |
1.2597 |
0.03870 |
181 |
141 |
33 |
7 |
770 |
I’m still standin’, Sugar! |
1.2595 |
0.04323 |
158 |
125 |
25 |
8 |
771 |
You had coal in your glove?! |
1.2595 |
0.04034 |
158 |
122 |
31 |
5 |
772 |
I just don't have it together today. |
1.2593 |
0.04066 |
162 |
126 |
30 |
6 |
773 |
Who said, "Quit while you're a head" |
1.2593 |
0.04339 |
162 |
129 |
24 |
9 |
774 |
Good job, Kid! Next lesson: footwork. |
1.2590 |
0.04002 |
166 |
129 |
31 |
6 |
775 |
As soon as we figure out who our mom is, I am definitely telling on you. |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
776 |
I told him not to warm up before the fight |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
777 |
You didn't have your head screwed on right! |
1.2588 |
0.04113 |
170 |
134 |
28 |
8 |
778 |
No fair, I wasn't warmed up yet |
1.2588 |
0.04113 |
170 |
134 |
28 |
8 |
779 |
That's OK, Phil. The championship bout is scheduled for May, which is problematic for both of us. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
780 |
On second thought, you can keep the scarf. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
781 |
Go ahead, smart guy! Try knocking me out cold now! |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
782 |
It's heads. You win. |
1.2585 |
0.04218 |
147 |
114 |
28 |
5 |
783 |
Does a knock-off count as a knock-down or a knock-out? |
1.2585 |
0.04537 |
147 |
117 |
22 |
8 |
784 |
OK, Frostie, easy with the thumpety thump thump. |
1.2585 |
0.04433 |
147 |
116 |
24 |
7 |
785 |
Ha! It’s only an ice wound! |
1.2585 |
0.03872 |
147 |
111 |
34 |
2 |
786 |
Told you that if you tried to fight me, heads would roll! |
1.2585 |
0.04433 |
147 |
116 |
24 |
7 |
787 |
What is there to fight about? I feel like I'm seeing things from a whole new perspective. |
1.2583 |
0.04353 |
151 |
119 |
25 |
7 |
788 |
Start over. I froze up. |
1.2583 |
0.04251 |
151 |
118 |
27 |
6 |
789 |
We should have asked for mittens. |
1.2582 |
0.04006 |
182 |
144 |
29 |
9 |
790 |
Uh-oh. Rabbits. |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
791 |
No, in English there's a difference between "head off with you" and "off with your head!" |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
155 |
125 |
20 |
10 |
792 |
Listen Champ...You are still going to melt at the same rate as me! |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
793 |
I warned you heads were gonna roll |
1.2581 |
0.04077 |
155 |
120 |
30 |
5 |
794 |
Keep fighting, it's just a flesh wound |
1.2579 |
0.04110 |
159 |
124 |
29 |
6 |
795 |
Whatever you do, DO NOT let them cremate me! |
1.2579 |
0.04299 |
159 |
126 |
25 |
8 |
796 |
My head wasn't in it. |
1.2579 |
0.04205 |
159 |
125 |
27 |
7 |
797 |
I expected a melt down. |
1.2579 |
0.04205 |
159 |
125 |
27 |
7 |
798 |
I guess you took offense at my ‘snowball’s chance’ comment. |
1.2578 |
0.04331 |
128 |
98 |
27 |
3 |
799 |
Great— now I've got a carrot nose and a cauliflower ear. |
1.2577 |
0.04402 |
163 |
131 |
22 |
10 |
800 |
Well, you said I had only a snowball's chance. |
1.2575 |
0.04070 |
167 |
131 |
29 |
7 |
801 |
O.K., O.K. Have it your way. Best two of three. |
1.2575 |
0.04070 |
167 |
131 |
29 |
7 |
802 |
Well… Technically I’m not down for the count. |
1.2570 |
0.03889 |
179 |
140 |
32 |
7 |
803 |
Wow! That’s unnerving, I didn’t even hit you yet! |
1.2566 |
0.04328 |
152 |
120 |
25 |
7 |
804 |
At least that was a clean head shot; the punch before was dirty . . . right in the snowballs." |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
805 |
Does melting count as a TKO? |
1.2564 |
0.04054 |
156 |
121 |
30 |
5 |
806 |
I thought we agreed to not train in the off-season |
1.2564 |
0.04054 |
156 |
121 |
30 |
5 |
807 |
I thought we were chill.. |
1.2564 |
0.04155 |
156 |
122 |
28 |
6 |
808 |
We said no hits below the belt or above the scarf for a reason. |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
809 |
Well, that was cold. |
1.2560 |
0.04305 |
168 |
135 |
23 |
10 |
810 |
You delivered the punch and now you want me to supply the punch line? |
1.2560 |
0.04136 |
168 |
133 |
27 |
8 |
811 |
Is that all you got, snowflake? |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
812 |
Try to keep your head in the game. |
1.2556 |
0.04485 |
133 |
104 |
24 |
5 |
813 |
It’s an expression Dave, not an instruction. |
1.2555 |
0.04637 |
137 |
109 |
21 |
7 |
814 |
And to think last round, Jack Frost was only barely nipping at my nose. |
1.2555 |
0.04863 |
137 |
111 |
17 |
9 |
815 |
I keep losing my head over you. |
1.2554 |
0.04114 |
184 |
148 |
25 |
11 |
816 |
Those scarves apparently do more than just keep your neck warm. |
1.2553 |
0.04657 |
141 |
113 |
20 |
8 |
817 |
I should have worn my scarf." |
1.2552 |
0.04009 |
145 |
111 |
31 |
3 |
818 |
No big deal, it's almost spring anyway. |
1.2552 |
0.04671 |
145 |
117 |
19 |
9 |
819 |
I'm telling. |
1.2552 |
0.04872 |
145 |
119 |
15 |
11 |
820 |
It’s not you it’s global warming. |
1.2552 |
0.04241 |
145 |
113 |
27 |
5 |
821 |
Before I melt, can we at least try to find meaning in a senseless act? |
1.2550 |
0.04380 |
149 |
118 |
24 |
7 |
822 |
Summer rematch? |
1.2550 |
0.04275 |
149 |
117 |
26 |
6 |
823 |
Coach said keep your head down. |
1.2550 |
0.04058 |
149 |
115 |
30 |
4 |
824 |
Ok. How about two out of three? |
1.2549 |
0.04777 |
153 |
126 |
15 |
12 |
825 |
I think my carrot is broken. |
1.2549 |
0.04498 |
153 |
123 |
21 |
9 |
826 |
If you wanted the hat so badly, why didn't you just ask!? |
1.2549 |
0.04303 |
153 |
121 |
25 |
7 |
827 |
I told you to chill, but you just had to go and lose your head |
1.2549 |
0.04202 |
153 |
120 |
27 |
6 |
828 |
A hit, a very palpable hit! |
1.2548 |
0.04325 |
157 |
125 |
24 |
8 |
829 |
You’re supposed to knock my socks off, dummy |
1.2548 |
0.04325 |
157 |
125 |
24 |
8 |
830 |
I believe it’s a TKO since I am still standing. |
1.2544 |
0.03849 |
169 |
131 |
33 |
5 |
831 |
You just wait. Next year, I'll show you. |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
832 |
Cmon! It’s only an ice wound |
1.2536 |
0.04371 |
138 |
108 |
25 |
5 |
833 |
Just concede and save face. |
1.2536 |
0.04248 |
138 |
107 |
27 |
4 |
834 |
With global warming, these fights are just not what they used to be. |
1.2535 |
0.04291 |
142 |
111 |
26 |
5 |
835 |
Sorry, I don't have a head for this right now. |
1.2535 |
0.04173 |
142 |
110 |
28 |
4 |
836 |
I guess I really DON'T know how a butterfly floats. |
1.2535 |
0.04838 |
142 |
116 |
16 |
10 |
837 |
There goes our shot at the Winter Olympics. |
1.2535 |
0.04406 |
142 |
112 |
24 |
6 |
838 |
I said 'decaf' - not decap!'' |
1.2534 |
0.04434 |
146 |
116 |
23 |
7 |
839 |
Something tells me to quit while I'm a head. |
1.2534 |
0.04539 |
146 |
117 |
21 |
8 |
840 |
Would you look at that cloud, it’s a dead ringer for Abe Vigoda. |
1.2534 |
0.04326 |
146 |
115 |
25 |
6 |
841 |
I think you gave me a black eye |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
842 |
Technically, I'm still on my feet. |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
843 |
I never even got to smoke a corncob pipe.” |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
844 |
I only intended to throw my hat into the ring, but got a little carried away. |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
845 |
I told you, a scarf is more important than a hat! |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
846 |
Well, that snowballed out of control... |
1.2532 |
0.04566 |
154 |
125 |
19 |
10 |
847 |
I just said to duck! |
1.2532 |
0.04206 |
158 |
125 |
26 |
7 |
848 |
I thought we said nothing above the scarf? |
1.2532 |
0.04009 |
158 |
123 |
30 |
5 |
849 |
My insurance is definitely not covering this |
1.2532 |
0.04009 |
158 |
123 |
30 |
5 |
850 |
Yeah, but guess who kept his hat on. |
1.2532 |
0.04109 |
158 |
124 |
28 |
6 |
851 |
I'm still standing, so technically, this cannot be called a knockdown. |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
852 |
Actually, I take it back. From down here I can see that that's a very attractive scarf you're wearing and it looks very good on you. |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
853 |
He's out cold. |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
854 |
You didn't have to hit me. I would have given you the hat. |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
855 |
I lost the fight, I lost my head, but I never lost my cool. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
856 |
Nice shot. |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
857 |
It was the best of times,it was the worst of times… |
1.2517 |
0.04490 |
143 |
114 |
22 |
7 |
858 |
I guess my only hope now is a political career. |
1.2517 |
0.04704 |
143 |
116 |
18 |
9 |
859 |
‘Knocked your block off! |
1.2517 |
0.04512 |
147 |
118 |
21 |
8 |
860 |
Next year dibs on the scarf. |
1.2517 |
0.04512 |
147 |
118 |
21 |
8 |
861 |
I’m sorry—I lost my head for a moment! |
1.2517 |
0.04614 |
147 |
119 |
19 |
9 |
862 |
Oops, I just meant to take my hat off! |
1.2517 |
0.04512 |
147 |
118 |
21 |
8 |
863 |
This feels more like home |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
864 |
I'm just rolling with the punches. |
1.2517 |
0.04119 |
151 |
118 |
28 |
5 |
865 |
It's just a hat. |
1.2516 |
0.04351 |
155 |
124 |
23 |
8 |
866 |
Just you wait for spring. |
1.2516 |
0.04539 |
155 |
126 |
19 |
10 |
867 |
I'm still smarter than the majority of Congress. |
1.2516 |
0.04808 |
155 |
129 |
13 |
13 |
868 |
So much for warming up, then! |
1.2516 |
0.04351 |
155 |
124 |
23 |
8 |
869 |
You don't understand, Charlie, if I had the scarf, I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. |
1.2516 |
0.04720 |
155 |
128 |
15 |
12 |
870 |
Is that considered a TKO? |
1.2516 |
0.04254 |
155 |
123 |
25 |
7 |
871 |
Well,just don't stand there! |
1.2516 |
0.04086 |
159 |
125 |
28 |
6 |
872 |
Next round my head will really be in the game. |
1.2515 |
0.04237 |
171 |
138 |
23 |
10 |
873 |
A little heads up would have been nice. |
1.2514 |
0.04170 |
175 |
141 |
24 |
10 |
874 |
Ref! Check his gloves for heat packs! |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
144 |
114 |
24 |
6 |
875 |
Lover, gimme head! |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
876 |
Well...guess I'll quit while I'm a head. |
1.2500 |
0.04675 |
144 |
117 |
18 |
9 |
877 |
Curling!...Even curling was a better idea than this. |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
878 |
It’s just a slush wound ! Had enough ?! |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
879 |
Maybe we should stick to below the belt. |
1.2500 |
0.04513 |
156 |
127 |
19 |
10 |
880 |
Okay, smart guy you won back your hat so come and get it. |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
144 |
114 |
24 |
6 |
881 |
I coulda been a contundra. I coulda been snowbody. |
1.2500 |
0.04326 |
156 |
125 |
23 |
8 |
882 |
When I asked if you had anything for my headache , that was not what I had in mind. |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
883 |
Is that all ya got?! |
1.2500 |
0.04782 |
148 |
122 |
15 |
11 |
884 |
Clearly, a scarf is better than a hat. |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
885 |
This is not what I meant when I said ice box. |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
148 |
119 |
21 |
8 |
886 |
Ok, 2 more rounds but that’s all I got left. |
1.2500 |
0.04274 |
148 |
117 |
25 |
6 |
887 |
I'm gonna julienne your nose. |
1.2500 |
0.04182 |
164 |
131 |
25 |
8 |
888 |
Put that in your corncob pipe and smoke it. |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
889 |
Guess that's what I get for bringing a hat to a scarf fight. |
1.2484 |
0.04136 |
161 |
128 |
26 |
7 |
890 |
Thumpety, thump thump, thumpety, thump thump
Look at Frosty KO! |
1.2484 |
0.04570 |
153 |
125 |
18 |
10 |
891 |
I've looked at clouds from both sides now |
1.2483 |
0.04558 |
149 |
121 |
19 |
9 |
892 |
Match called because of beheading. |
1.2483 |
0.04457 |
149 |
120 |
21 |
8 |
893 |
Really? Just because I called you Snowflake?! |
1.2483 |
0.04249 |
149 |
118 |
25 |
6 |
894 |
You told me to knock it off! |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
895 |
You could've just nicely asked me for the hat! |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
896 |
Not so fast. I still have nine seconds to get up! |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
897 |
You should have just given me the hat. |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
898 |
You know, that kid who posed us like this is one sick little fuck. Him and that stuffed tiger of his. |
1.2482 |
0.04738 |
141 |
115 |
17 |
9 |
899 |
You’ve lost your mind. |
1.2482 |
0.04945 |
137 |
113 |
14 |
10 |
900 |
Simply add a scarf and it'll never show? |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
901 |
Hey! I was just warming up! |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
902 |
NOW repeat what you said about Frosty! |
1.2480 |
0.04906 |
125 |
101 |
17 |
7 |
903 |
Hat vs. Scarf |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
904 |
You’re right… I should have worn a scarf. |
1.2470 |
0.03863 |
166 |
130 |
31 |
5 |
905 |
It's not a TKO, my head may be on the ground but I'm still standing! |
1.2469 |
0.04205 |
162 |
130 |
24 |
8 |
906 |
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the carrot."
Joaquin Benitez, Tampa, Florida |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
907 |
Why can't I feel my toes? |
1.2468 |
0.04448 |
154 |
125 |
20 |
9 |
908 |
I thought you said you could take a punch! |
1.2468 |
0.04152 |
154 |
122 |
26 |
6 |
909 |
C’mon! Get your head back in the game! |
1.2467 |
0.04431 |
150 |
121 |
21 |
8 |
910 |
Yeah, sure, you beat me, but I still have the hat. Sucker! |
1.2466 |
0.04617 |
146 |
119 |
18 |
9 |
911 |
Wasnt worth losing my head over this |
1.2466 |
0.04513 |
146 |
118 |
20 |
8 |
912 |
Ready…set…hey! |
1.2466 |
0.04073 |
146 |
114 |
28 |
4 |
913 |
C'mon, you didn't hit me that hard, I was melting already! |
1.2466 |
0.04073 |
146 |
114 |
28 |
4 |
914 |
Can I borrow your scarf to get my head on right ? |
1.2466 |
0.04407 |
146 |
117 |
22 |
7 |
915 |
Oops! |
1.2465 |
0.04708 |
142 |
116 |
17 |
9 |
916 |
I feel bad — but we’re both gonna melt in a couple of months anyway. |
1.2465 |
0.04262 |
142 |
112 |
25 |
5 |
917 |
Hey! We said BELOW the carrot! |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
918 |
I thought you said you were going to kick my butt? |
1.2465 |
0.04708 |
142 |
116 |
17 |
9 |
919 |
I just can't get my head in the game. |
1.2464 |
0.04217 |
138 |
108 |
26 |
4 |
920 |
I lost my head, but I’m okay now. |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
921 |
is it over? |
1.2464 |
0.04341 |
138 |
109 |
24 |
5 |
922 |
I didn't expect our disagreement to snowball like that. |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
923 |
I thought we agreed to keep away from the face. |
1.2463 |
0.04549 |
134 |
107 |
21 |
6 |
924 |
That wasn't cool. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
925 |
Round one to climate change. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
926 |
I got thumpety thump thumped. |
1.2459 |
0.05373 |
122 |
102 |
10 |
10 |
927 |
Knocked out ice cold |
1.2453 |
0.04158 |
159 |
127 |
25 |
7 |
928 |
Turns out we were doing Boxing Day wrong all these years. |
1.2453 |
0.04253 |
159 |
128 |
23 |
8 |
929 |
Hey,you said "knock it off." |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
930 |
This is nothing. I'm alway out cold. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
931 |
Just a flesh wound? We’re made of snow! |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
932 |
Yeah, but we're going to have to overcome greater obstacles in order to qualify for a summer Olympics sport. |
1.2449 |
0.04787 |
147 |
122 |
14 |
11 |
933 |
I thought we agreed, only body punches! |
1.2448 |
0.04462 |
143 |
115 |
21 |
7 |
934 |
Ok fine, the scarf DOES help. |
1.2448 |
0.04678 |
143 |
117 |
17 |
9 |
935 |
When you said, "Left hook," I thought you meant where you hang your scarf. |
1.2448 |
0.04462 |
143 |
115 |
21 |
7 |
936 |
Maybe we should just stick to Tai Chi. |
1.2446 |
0.04190 |
139 |
109 |
26 |
4 |
937 |
Well, I guess it's time for me to head back. |
1.2446 |
0.04772 |
139 |
114 |
16 |
9 |
938 |
The fact that it's Boxing Day is no excuse. |
1.2444 |
0.03988 |
180 |
145 |
26 |
9 |
939 |
Dude. It’s not a snowball fight! |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
940 |
Let's call it a draw. |
1.2443 |
0.04068 |
131 |
101 |
28 |
2 |
941 |
I just didn't have my head on straight. |
1.2443 |
0.04347 |
131 |
103 |
24 |
4 |
942 |
Hypocrite! Call me a snowflake again, I dare you! #mynewyorkercaption |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
943 |
Now you put your guard up? |
1.2441 |
0.04140 |
127 |
98 |
27 |
2 |
944 |
Is that all you've got? I've had worse brain freeze from ice cream! |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
945 |
Seriously? I didn’t even touch you |
1.2437 |
0.04321 |
160 |
130 |
21 |
9 |
946 |
You could have just asked me to return your hat. |
1.2437 |
0.04321 |
160 |
130 |
21 |
9 |
947 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to lose my head. |
1.2437 |
0.04135 |
160 |
128 |
25 |
7 |
948 |
You could have just asked to borrow my hat. But no. We have to go through this! |
1.2437 |
0.04135 |
160 |
128 |
25 |
7 |
949 |
I guess I was a little hot under the collar. |
1.2437 |
0.04039 |
160 |
127 |
27 |
6 |
950 |
It's called a knock-out, not a knock off. |
1.2437 |
0.04297 |
119 |
92 |
25 |
2 |
951 |
Nice footwork. |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
952 |
Fancy footwork! |
1.2431 |
0.04324 |
144 |
115 |
23 |
6 |
953 |
Not fair. You have longer branches than I do. |
1.2431 |
0.04543 |
144 |
117 |
19 |
8 |
954 |
When you asked me to be your sparring partner, you said to just roll with the punches, but this is not what I had in mind. |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
955 |
But you said I should roll with the punches. |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
956 |
You call that an Icebreaker? |
1.2429 |
0.04286 |
140 |
111 |
24 |
5 |
957 |
Nobody told me about your fancy footwork. |
1.2429 |
0.04164 |
140 |
110 |
26 |
4 |
958 |
Sorry, it was an accident. Don't have a meltdown. |
1.2429 |
0.04631 |
140 |
114 |
18 |
8 |
959 |
This is silly. Our differences will all just fade away come spring, anyway... |
1.2429 |
0.04286 |
140 |
111 |
24 |
5 |
960 |
This is why I hate fighting w you, you lose your head every time. |
1.2429 |
0.04631 |
140 |
114 |
18 |
8 |
961 |
I’ll bet you can’t do that again! |
1.2428 |
0.04252 |
173 |
142 |
20 |
11 |
962 |
This is where having a scarf comes in handy. |
1.2426 |
0.04725 |
136 |
111 |
17 |
8 |
963 |
May the frost be with you. |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
964 |
Beloved Frosty inexplicably accepts challenge to fight Snowy: Now faces first degree murder charge. |
1.2426 |
0.04839 |
136 |
112 |
15 |
9 |
965 |
Chill out, will you! |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
966 |
Is it time to take the gloves off? |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
967 |
Go figure,he’s out cold |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
968 |
Why am I seeing things differently now? |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
969 |
I think this is called a split decision. |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
970 |
Well I guess I'm ahead |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
971 |
Don't worry. I am still qualified to run for president. |
1.2420 |
0.04464 |
157 |
129 |
18 |
10 |
972 |
I'm fine, it happens every time I get hit in the snow-balls |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
973 |
Like I said…I'm Ahead. |
1.2418 |
0.04546 |
153 |
126 |
17 |
10 |
974 |
Maybe we should try MMA? |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
975 |
…AND my nose is itchy. |
1.2418 |
0.04252 |
153 |
123 |
23 |
7 |
976 |
Geez, kid, you hit like a snowplow! |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
977 |
I told you heads would roll if we started fighting" |
1.2414 |
0.03817 |
174 |
138 |
30 |
6 |
978 |
That was quite a flurry of punches! |
1.2414 |
0.04519 |
116 |
91 |
22 |
3 |
979 |
I'd say that is a technical KO |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
980 |
Oof, looks like I could used a scarf. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
981 |
When mom said “knock it off” she didn’t mean quite literally. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
982 |
A heads up would have been nice. I wasn’t ready |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
983 |
I thought we were only pretending |
1.2411 |
0.04376 |
141 |
113 |
22 |
6 |
984 |
Wait 'til next year. |
1.2411 |
0.04259 |
141 |
112 |
24 |
5 |
985 |
I’m just glad my father turned to runoff so he didn’t have to see this. |
1.2411 |
0.04376 |
141 |
113 |
22 |
6 |
986 |
I was just trying to help you get out of your own head. |
1.2411 |
0.04490 |
141 |
114 |
20 |
7 |
987 |
Do you ever wonder where we go when we melt? |
1.2411 |
0.04376 |
141 |
113 |
22 |
6 |
988 |
I guess I warmed up for too long |
1.2411 |
0.04376 |
141 |
113 |
22 |
6 |
989 |
Did I win? |
1.2409 |
0.04578 |
137 |
111 |
19 |
7 |
990 |
When I called you yellow, I didn't mean afraid. |
1.2409 |
0.04459 |
137 |
110 |
21 |
6 |
991 |
That is not a heads up |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
992 |
Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee! |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
993 |
Looks like I’m ahead. |
1.2406 |
0.04791 |
133 |
109 |
16 |
8 |
994 |
Lend me your scarf. |
1.2406 |
0.04289 |
133 |
105 |
24 |
4 |
995 |
In all honesty I did not quite understand what you meant when you asked, “Carrot or the stick?” |
1.2406 |
0.04909 |
133 |
110 |
14 |
9 |
996 |
Oopsie daisy. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
997 |
I'm worried that they'll call this a pre-existing condition. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
998 |
I said "Knock my socks OFF" |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
999 |
Revenge is best served cold. |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1000 |
Round two when the kid puts me back on? |
1.2400 |
0.04302 |
150 |
121 |
22 |
7 |
1001 |
I see what you mean. |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1002 |
You were supposed to duck! |
1.2397 |
0.04043 |
146 |
115 |
27 |
4 |
1003 |
Duck and weave," Coach said. "I'm a snowman," I said |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1004 |
If it ever snows again, I want a rematch. |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
1005 |
Just let me melt. |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
1006 |
Got any ice? |
1.2394 |
0.04680 |
142 |
117 |
16 |
9 |
1007 |
I thought 'knock your block off' was a figure of speech. |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
1008 |
My head is off, but I still win on points |
1.2394 |
0.04112 |
142 |
112 |
26 |
4 |
1009 |
Please tell me I still have black eyes. |
1.2393 |
0.05242 |
117 |
97 |
12 |
8 |
1010 |
Cheap shot, Al!” |
1.2391 |
0.04309 |
138 |
110 |
23 |
5 |
1011 |
Mother warned me not to lose my head over you. |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1012 |
Now what? |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1013 |
Bless you |
1.2388 |
0.04759 |
134 |
110 |
16 |
8 |
1014 |
Sorry. Lost my head there for a second. |
1.2388 |
0.04639 |
134 |
109 |
18 |
7 |
1015 |
Whoops, sorry! I didn't mean it literally ... |
1.2388 |
0.04639 |
134 |
109 |
18 |
7 |
1016 |
I would like to announce my retirement from boxing. |
1.2385 |
0.04057 |
130 |
101 |
27 |
2 |
1017 |
Please! Snow more! |
1.2385 |
0.04341 |
130 |
103 |
23 |
4 |
1018 |
My kids are picking me up after practice. |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
1019 |
Your footwork could use some attention. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
1020 |
I tried to tell you— this is what happens when you don’t wear your scarf. |
1.2384 |
0.04064 |
151 |
120 |
26 |
5 |
1021 |
I think I’m gonna need an ice pack. |
1.2381 |
0.04663 |
147 |
122 |
15 |
10 |
1022 |
When I said “knock it off” I didn’t mean it literally. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1023 |
We didn't think this through. |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1024 |
See? There are no butterflies to float like. There are no bees to sting like. It's winter. All is death. Also, this is what happens when they forget my scarf. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1025 |
I said I wanted a head shot,not a shot to the head!! |
1.2378 |
0.03855 |
164 |
130 |
29 |
5 |
1026 |
It's the same thing every Boxing Day. |
1.2378 |
0.04321 |
143 |
115 |
22 |
6 |
1027 |
You're definitely boxing under your weight now. |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1028 |
Mom’s gonna be mad. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1029 |
Well maybe we both lost our cool. |
1.2375 |
0.03914 |
160 |
127 |
28 |
5 |
1030 |
Have you lost your mind |
1.2374 |
0.04519 |
139 |
113 |
19 |
7 |
1031 |
My head fell off, let’s try again. |
1.2374 |
0.04158 |
139 |
110 |
25 |
4 |
1032 |
Yes, but it's only a technical knockout. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1033 |
C’mon. No hitting above the belt. |
1.2372 |
0.04466 |
156 |
129 |
17 |
10 |
1034 |
So, how’s your head? |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
1035 |
Oh, really, a jolly, happy soul? |
1.2370 |
0.04608 |
135 |
110 |
18 |
7 |
1036 |
AI-prompt: Make a drawing of two snowmen doing sports, one is a head taller than the other |
1.2370 |
0.04842 |
135 |
112 |
14 |
9 |
1037 |
Sorry, I knocked your block off.” |
1.2368 |
0.04451 |
152 |
125 |
18 |
9 |
1038 |
Go easy on me, I'm already seeing stars... |
1.2367 |
0.03778 |
169 |
134 |
30 |
5 |
1039 |
Heads up! No down! |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
1040 |
Is that Taylor Swift’s plane? |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
1041 |
Next up, bowling. |
1.2366 |
0.04826 |
131 |
108 |
15 |
8 |
1042 |
This is why I suggested thumb wrestling. |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1043 |
Fighting during a spring thaw has always had inherent risks. |
1.2365 |
0.03995 |
148 |
117 |
27 |
4 |
1044 |
A Meltdown is the only way I will concede. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1045 |
Now I'm as thoughtless as you! |
1.2362 |
0.04535 |
127 |
102 |
20 |
5 |
1046 |
Right, we’ll call it a draw. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1047 |
I do have to confess that my neck hasn’t felt this good in years! |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1048 |
What happened to my scarf??!!?? |
1.2361 |
0.04725 |
144 |
120 |
14 |
10 |
1049 |
Hey! the sun's coming out! |
1.2361 |
0.04621 |
144 |
119 |
16 |
9 |
1050 |
I thought this was just a warm up |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1051 |
Could be worse, last year I had to be that schmuck Parson Brown! |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
1052 |
Oh, that's just great Hal! ...Little Timmy's gonna' be emotionally scarred for life the next time he gives this snow globe a shake! |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
1053 |
Frosty had a good left jab, but unfortunately also an ‘ice neck’. |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
1054 |
That was just cold. |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
1055 |
Way to get a head. |
1.2357 |
0.04155 |
157 |
127 |
23 |
7 |
1056 |
I expected the black eyes but this? |
1.2357 |
0.04347 |
157 |
129 |
19 |
9 |
1057 |
Maybe we need to rethink this. |
1.2353 |
0.04123 |
153 |
123 |
24 |
6 |
1058 |
So I had a melt down |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
1059 |
Didn’t even knock my hat off. Lightweight. |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
1060 |
HEADS WILL ROLL |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
1061 |
Well, sure: YOUR head's tied on with a scarf! |
1.2353 |
0.04521 |
153 |
127 |
16 |
10 |
1062 |
I’ve never seen a butterfly or a bee… |
1.2353 |
0.04226 |
153 |
124 |
22 |
7 |
1063 |
A knockoff is not a knock out |
1.2349 |
0.04404 |
149 |
122 |
19 |
8 |
1064 |
I thought we said kid gloves. |
1.2349 |
0.03613 |
149 |
115 |
33 |
1 |
1065 |
Please don't let any dogs near me. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1066 |
We said not the face! |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1067 |
At least you didn't break my nose. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1068 |
I thought you were right-handed. |
1.2346 |
0.04064 |
162 |
131 |
24 |
7 |
1069 |
By "Knock it off" I meant quit making fun of me. |
1.2346 |
0.04249 |
162 |
133 |
20 |
9 |
1070 |
Don't feel too bad. We'll all look the same in the spring. |
1.2346 |
0.04064 |
162 |
131 |
24 |
7 |
1071 |
That's strange, I can still see, hear and smell. |
1.2345 |
0.04486 |
145 |
119 |
18 |
8 |
1072 |
Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! |
1.2344 |
0.05141 |
128 |
108 |
10 |
10 |
1073 |
I may be out, but not down. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1074 |
I'm floored, Jeffrey. |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1075 |
Hatless snowman beats headless snowman. |
1.2344 |
0.04221 |
128 |
101 |
24 |
3 |
1076 |
And that was with one stick tied behind my back |
1.2344 |
0.04896 |
128 |
106 |
14 |
8 |
1077 |
That's cold, bro, cold. |
1.2340 |
0.04227 |
141 |
113 |
23 |
5 |
1078 |
Okay, I'll give you round one. |
1.2340 |
0.04461 |
141 |
115 |
19 |
7 |
1079 |
The rules say no hitting above the belt. |
1.2340 |
0.04573 |
141 |
116 |
17 |
8 |
1080 |
Oops, didn’t mean to lose my head. |
1.2340 |
0.04227 |
141 |
113 |
23 |
5 |
1081 |
I thought we agreed to no hitting above the second ball? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1082 |
Wow ... I didn't even know you had a left hand. Or a right one, for that matter. |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1083 |
I can't believe you meant that literally! |
1.2338 |
0.04099 |
154 |
124 |
24 |
6 |
1084 |
I guess plan b is just wait until spring. |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
1085 |
Really? You already have the scarf, you want the hat too? |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
1086 |
I never saw that kick coming |
1.2336 |
0.04777 |
137 |
114 |
14 |
9 |
1087 |
You're much stronger than you look. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1088 |
I’m still standing, ain’t I? |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1089 |
This time Calvin went too far. |
1.2333 |
0.05122 |
120 |
100 |
12 |
8 |
1090 |
I wish I could’ve ducked! |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1091 |
Unlike Hockey, a Face Off does not stop the action |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1092 |
I still think wearing a scarf without a hat is for show-offs. |
1.2333 |
0.04168 |
150 |
121 |
23 |
6 |
1093 |
At least I’ll have a great view of the stars tonight. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1094 |
The Chilla in Manila |
1.2331 |
0.04639 |
133 |
109 |
17 |
7 |
1095 |
Put it back on before the thaw. |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1096 |
I thought we were just posing. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1097 |
so that's what scarfs are for. |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1098 |
You were right, I was wrong, Frosty. A scarf does protect the head better than a hat. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1099 |
no, you only scored a knockoff |
1.2328 |
0.04304 |
116 |
91 |
23 |
2 |
1100 |
I shoulda seen where this was headed. |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1101 |
No one said this would be a head to head competition! |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1102 |
Look, you knocked my block off.
You want blood from a stone? |
1.2326 |
0.04472 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
1103 |
Well, that didn’t go as planned” |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1104 |
Looks like rain. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1105 |
Hell is other snowmen |
1.2324 |
0.03956 |
142 |
112 |
27 |
3 |
1106 |
Touche is fencing, not boxing. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1107 |
If you didn't like the hat, you should have said so. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1108 |
Technical knockout? No,Technical knockoff. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1109 |
Again, if you want to borrow the hat, just ask. |
1.2323 |
0.04276 |
155 |
127 |
20 |
8 |
1110 |
I thought you were speaking figuratively. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1111 |
'I can see now why you don't warm up first." |
1.2320 |
0.04969 |
125 |
104 |
13 |
8 |
1112 |
Next time I get the longer sticks. |
1.2319 |
0.04151 |
138 |
110 |
24 |
4 |
1113 |
C'mon! Get your head in the game! |
1.2319 |
0.04746 |
138 |
115 |
14 |
9 |
1114 |
Cooler heads prevail |
1.2319 |
0.04517 |
138 |
113 |
18 |
7 |
1115 |
Bobbed when he shoulda weaved. |
1.2319 |
0.04633 |
138 |
114 |
16 |
8 |
1116 |
A mere flesh wound. |
1.2318 |
0.04249 |
151 |
123 |
21 |
7 |
1117 |
We agreed to stay below the scarf. |
1.2318 |
0.03925 |
151 |
120 |
27 |
4 |
1118 |
So that's what cold-cocked means." |
1.2318 |
0.04036 |
151 |
121 |
25 |
5 |
1119 |
Rule #1: Hit below the carrot. |
1.2317 |
0.03524 |
164 |
128 |
34 |
2 |
1120 |
Weird. All I see are snow angels. |
1.2317 |
0.03730 |
164 |
130 |
30 |
4 |
1121 |
How's that for a 'thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump'? |
1.2314 |
0.05083 |
121 |
101 |
12 |
8 |
1122 |
Mom! Frostie punched me again! |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1123 |
I could use a "head's up"! |
1.2314 |
0.04946 |
121 |
100 |
14 |
7 |
1124 |
Don't worry, you'll be back again next year. |
1.2313 |
0.04226 |
134 |
107 |
23 |
4 |
1125 |
Told you not to hit me in the carrot! |
1.2313 |
0.04484 |
134 |
109 |
19 |
6 |
1126 |
Don’t worry, I’ll put some ice on it. |
1.2313 |
0.04607 |
134 |
110 |
17 |
7 |
1127 |
Put me back on before the kids come back. |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1128 |
Not today. I have a concussion. |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
1129 |
Tails I win, heads you lose! |
1.2308 |
0.04096 |
117 |
91 |
25 |
1 |
1130 |
No worries, I'm good at rollin' with the punches! |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1131 |
I told you it was too warm out to wear a hat! |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1132 |
KEEPING a cool head is easier said than done! |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
1133 |
Best of 3? |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1134 |
I knew I should have put on my scarf |
1.2308 |
0.04055 |
143 |
114 |
25 |
4 |
1135 |
I think I warmed up too much for this fight. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
1136 |
Man, that left hook is cold! |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
1137 |
Look! I can still talk!! |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1138 |
I need to work on my footwork, but first I’ll need some feet. |
1.2302 |
0.04125 |
139 |
111 |
24 |
4 |
1139 |
I guess I didn't move quick enough. |
1.2302 |
0.04125 |
139 |
111 |
24 |
4 |
1140 |
why do you always go into everything head first? |
1.2302 |
0.04602 |
139 |
115 |
16 |
8 |
1141 |
Not what I had in mind for a snowball fight. |
1.2302 |
0.04488 |
139 |
114 |
18 |
7 |
1142 |
Personally,I think the scarf around your neck gave you an unfair advantage. |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1143 |
Wow. I thought two black eyes were bad. |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
1144 |
It doesn't count if it falls off on its own! |
1.2298 |
0.04156 |
161 |
132 |
21 |
8 |
1145 |
That's it, I'm going back to snowball fights. |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
1146 |
Good stick. |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
1147 |
Why quit when I'm ahead! |
1.2296 |
0.04064 |
135 |
107 |
25 |
3 |
1148 |
We both melt in the end, champ. Guess the real winner is Spring." |
1.2296 |
0.04695 |
135 |
112 |
15 |
8 |
1149 |
Not so damn cute now, are we? |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
1150 |
Just a flesh wound. I've had worse. |
1.2295 |
0.04909 |
122 |
101 |
14 |
7 |
1151 |
Probably shouldn't have rolled with that punch. |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1152 |
Maybe if I knew what a ‘butterfly’ and a ‘bee’ even were. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1153 |
All I said was " Are my mittens dry yet? " |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1154 |
Rollin' with the punches... |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1155 |
See, I told you the scarf was an unfair advantage. |
1.2290 |
0.04136 |
131 |
104 |
24 |
3 |
1156 |
I'm just realizing I didn't think about what happens next. |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1157 |
You're a real Mike Ice-on! |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1158 |
All brawn no brains |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1159 |
I didn’t ask to be rolled into this family. |
1.2290 |
0.04793 |
131 |
109 |
14 |
8 |
1160 |
That's not what they mean when they advise you to keep your head down. |
1.2288 |
0.03767 |
153 |
121 |
29 |
3 |
1161 |
Happy Boxing Day. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
1162 |
Well I guess that settles it. |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
1163 |
I'll know when I'm licked. |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
1164 |
Twas a cruel winter, indeed. |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
1165 |
It’s just a flesh wound. |
1.2284 |
0.03844 |
162 |
130 |
27 |
5 |
1166 |
No more Mr. Ice guy |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1167 |
I warned you that I would knock your block off! |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1168 |
It’s given me a whole new perspective on violence in America. |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1169 |
You can rebuild between rounds |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1170 |
Ok, take the hat. |
1.2282 |
0.04054 |
149 |
120 |
24 |
5 |
1171 |
What part of shadow boxing did you miss? |
1.2282 |
0.04272 |
149 |
122 |
20 |
7 |
1172 |
Let's do this another time when cooler heads prevail. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1173 |
Come on Frosty! You've got to get your head back in the game! |
1.2275 |
0.03955 |
167 |
136 |
24 |
7 |
1174 |
Are you not impressed by my head feint? |
1.2273 |
0.04511 |
132 |
108 |
18 |
6 |
1175 |
What! Just a flesh wound. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1176 |
Go ahead and keep the scarf |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1177 |
The sun’ll come out tomorrow. |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1178 |
Ha, ha…now you’ll never get the hat. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1179 |
🎵I'd by now have world acclaim
Known for keeping my head in the game
If I only had a scaaarf 🎵 |
1.2273 |
0.04637 |
132 |
109 |
16 |
7 |
1180 |
I hate it when they give us boxing gloves |
1.2273 |
0.04174 |
154 |
126 |
21 |
7 |
1181 |
I’m giving you the cold shoulder for the rest of the day! |
1.2270 |
0.03823 |
163 |
131 |
27 |
5 |
1182 |
'Body-blows only?? What a STUPID rule!' he says... |
1.2270 |
0.03816 |
141 |
111 |
28 |
2 |
1183 |
I didn’t mean it, I swear. My meltdown got the best of me. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1184 |
I guess I should’ve gone with the scarf. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1185 |
I lost my head! |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1186 |
That’s not what I meant when I said use your head. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1187 |
So, Whatta we do now? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1188 |
keep your head in the game! |
1.2266 |
0.04862 |
128 |
107 |
13 |
8 |
1189 |
Okay...now THAT hurt. |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1190 |
You may have beat me this time, but soon a small child will come and put me back together. |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
1191 |
I knew I could get a head with a hat |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1192 |
At least now I can go down a weight class. |
1.2263 |
0.04012 |
137 |
109 |
25 |
3 |
1193 |
I guess I just wasn’t built for this. |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
1194 |
Now give me the hat! |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
1195 |
I never expected a southpaw this far north. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1196 |
My confidence has melted. |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
1197 |
And a hook to the head...OOPS! |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
1198 |
I wasn't expecting that hook to the thaw. |
1.2258 |
0.04557 |
124 |
101 |
18 |
5 |
1199 |
From down here all this violence seems crazy. |
1.2258 |
0.04837 |
124 |
103 |
14 |
7 |
1200 |
Can we go back to yoga? |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
1201 |
No fair, I was just warming up! |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
1202 |
‘Sometimes I just wonder how many winters we have left, John’ |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1203 |
Oh yeah? Say that to my face. |
1.2258 |
0.04149 |
155 |
127 |
21 |
7 |
1204 |
I'm ahead. |
1.2256 |
0.04727 |
133 |
111 |
14 |
8 |
1205 |
Now work the body. |
1.2256 |
0.03939 |
133 |
105 |
26 |
2 |
1206 |
You obviously have a height advantage |
1.2256 |
0.04218 |
133 |
107 |
22 |
4 |
1207 |
It’s not really a K.O. until I’m no longer standing. |
1.2256 |
0.04218 |
133 |
107 |
22 |
4 |
1208 |
Now I get to wear the hot ski cap and you have to wear the granny scarf. |
1.2254 |
0.04514 |
142 |
118 |
16 |
8 |
1209 |
Should have quit when I was ahead. |
1.2254 |
0.04401 |
142 |
117 |
18 |
7 |
1210 |
Well that went south quickly |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1211 |
No fair! Your scarf freezes your head in place! |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1212 |
Lately, I don't know where my head is at. |
1.2252 |
0.05228 |
111 |
93 |
11 |
7 |
1213 |
Larry’s first thought was to run. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1214 |
Was that a punch or just me melting? |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1215 |
I hope you melt in hell. |
1.2250 |
0.05221 |
120 |
102 |
9 |
9 |
1216 |
Why not quit while you're a head? |
1.2250 |
0.04945 |
120 |
100 |
13 |
7 |
1217 |
Come on snowflake I can keep going! |
1.2248 |
0.04153 |
129 |
103 |
23 |
3 |
1218 |
Float like an ice cube sting like a brain freeze. |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
1219 |
The 2024 Election |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
1220 |
Neither of us can pick up my head. Now what? |
1.2248 |
0.04153 |
129 |
103 |
23 |
3 |
1221 |
Well...I guess this is over then! |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1222 |
I'm still standing |
1.2246 |
0.04485 |
138 |
114 |
17 |
7 |
1223 |
...and that cloud looks like an elephant... |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
1224 |
Your nose is still perfect. |
1.2246 |
0.04243 |
138 |
112 |
21 |
5 |
1225 |
I had a plan until I got punched in the face. |
1.2246 |
0.03986 |
138 |
110 |
25 |
3 |
1226 |
There’s always next year |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1227 |
Where are you? |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
1228 |
I like to watch so let's just keep going. |
1.2241 |
0.04911 |
116 |
96 |
14 |
6 |
1229 |
Don't get any ideas, I'm technically below the belt right now. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1230 |
So, now you've got more to lose than I have." |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1231 |
You see? This is why I suggested backgammon. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1232 |
Tell me again why you think this is going to make a funnier Christmas card than last year's. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1233 |
You've go to learn not to lose your head! |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1234 |
Caught me cold. |
1.2240 |
0.04934 |
125 |
105 |
12 |
8 |
1235 |
I thought snowmen were supposed to be jolly. |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1236 |
Just you wait until the sun comes out. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
1237 |
The cloud formations look amazing |
1.2239 |
0.04574 |
134 |
111 |
16 |
7 |
1238 |
No fair. You got a head start! |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1239 |
Criminy sakes! I only asked if you were a snowman or a snowwoman! |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1240 |
We usually bump mittens first. |
1.2239 |
0.04054 |
134 |
107 |
24 |
3 |
1241 |
Do you believe me now that the scarf is not just cosmetic? |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1242 |
I like to roll with the punches |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1243 |
Chill, bro. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1244 |
Give me a heads up! |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1245 |
I meant 'knock your head off' figuratively. |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1246 |
The real reason why snowmen always wear a scarf. |
1.2232 |
0.05338 |
112 |
95 |
9 |
8 |
1247 |
Well, it certainly provides a new perspective. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1248 |
You're a head above the competition. |
1.2232 |
0.05185 |
112 |
94 |
11 |
7 |
1249 |
It’s not a knockout if my head just falls off. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1250 |
Dammit! We agreed to warm up first. |
1.2231 |
0.03978 |
121 |
95 |
25 |
1 |
1251 |
Might I suggest familiarizing yourself with Queensbury — which clearly states that a handshake is the customary preamble to delivering the first blow. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1252 |
Oh, now I see it. It does look like a bunny. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1253 |
Next time, you get the hat and I get the scarf. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1254 |
Whoa! One lick and I'm a double-scoop. |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1255 |
Maybe boxing is a way to get ahead. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1256 |
I’ll never understand why people love Boxing Day. |
1.2231 |
0.04267 |
130 |
105 |
21 |
4 |
1257 |
Well, they told me I was not allowed to hit you below the belt. |
1.2231 |
0.04125 |
130 |
104 |
23 |
3 |
1258 |
My bad! I was told you had a good head on your shoulders. |
1.2231 |
0.04538 |
130 |
107 |
17 |
6 |
1259 |
Next time, wait for the bell. |
1.2222 |
0.04200 |
126 |
101 |
22 |
3 |
1260 |
It'll be fine. I'll ice it. |
1.2222 |
0.04492 |
126 |
103 |
18 |
5 |
1261 |
Okay, you can keep the scarf. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1262 |
Mark my words, I’ll be back again someday! |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1263 |
This climate change thing has really slowed down my bob and weave. |
1.2222 |
0.04225 |
117 |
93 |
22 |
2 |
1264 |
I think I’m OK, but everything smells of carrots. |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1265 |
Don't worry, it's not like I'm rain damaged. |
1.2222 |
0.04543 |
135 |
112 |
16 |
7 |
1266 |
Damn that’s cold |
1.2222 |
0.04027 |
135 |
108 |
24 |
3 |
1267 |
Give up? |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1268 |
It’s knockout not off |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1269 |
I thought you threatend to knock my socks off. |
1.2222 |
0.04663 |
135 |
113 |
14 |
8 |
1270 |
Good punch, now stick my head on again. |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
1271 |
I can’t feel my feet. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1272 |
I guess I just lost my head. |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1273 |
Your reach is quite deceiving! |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1274 |
I told that kid it wasn’t on right |
1.2222 |
0.04543 |
135 |
112 |
16 |
7 |
1275 |
Don' blame me - I told you your head wasn't screwed on right. |
1.2222 |
0.05166 |
117 |
99 |
10 |
8 |
1276 |
So...that's one-nothing Scarves? |
1.2222 |
0.04046 |
126 |
100 |
24 |
2 |
1277 |
Guess we weren’t really thinking that far a head |
1.2222 |
0.05317 |
108 |
91 |
10 |
7 |
1278 |
Ok frosty, no more warming up |
1.2222 |
0.04027 |
135 |
108 |
24 |
3 |
1279 |
So much for that magic in that old silk hat |
1.2214 |
0.04064 |
140 |
113 |
23 |
4 |
1280 |
You can’t start the count until the rest of the body is down! |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
1281 |
"What do you mean,' I should have ducked' ?" |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
1282 |
Every snowflake may be unique, but your left hook is remarkably consistent. |
1.2214 |
0.03951 |
131 |
104 |
25 |
2 |
1283 |
I’m cute but, you’re a knockout. |
1.2214 |
0.04881 |
131 |
111 |
11 |
9 |
1284 |
Lucky shot! Come on, let's see what ya got? |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1285 |
OK you win. But we're both in a heap of trouble, according to the experts. |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
1286 |
Please put my head back on before the squirrels eat my nose. |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1287 |
Don't flatter yourself...it's global warming |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1288 |
What do you mean you're still in? |
1.2213 |
0.04871 |
122 |
102 |
13 |
7 |
1289 |
Let's not lose our head over this ! |
1.2213 |
0.04871 |
122 |
102 |
13 |
7 |
1290 |
What's a butterfly, and what's a bee? |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1291 |
Ok. You can be called ‘Frosty’. |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
1292 |
That went pear-shaped fast. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1293 |
You are very strong headed |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1294 |
No, it’s one,two, three…THEN go! |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1295 |
Can we do this later Pete, I'm feeling a little lightheaded. |
1.2207 |
0.04206 |
145 |
119 |
20 |
6 |
1296 |
No no no, you misheard me! I said you had SNOWballs! |
1.2207 |
0.04428 |
145 |
121 |
16 |
8 |
1297 |
It had been a long time since Martha gave head. |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
1298 |
You picked heads? |
1.2205 |
0.04732 |
127 |
106 |
14 |
7 |
1299 |
Dagnabbit! Haven't you read the rules? "No hitting above the neck |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1300 |
First the carrot nose, now the cauliflower ear. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
1301 |
At least you're ahead in the standings. |
1.2205 |
0.04170 |
127 |
102 |
22 |
3 |
1302 |
Ok, best of three. |
1.2203 |
0.04982 |
118 |
99 |
12 |
7 |
1303 |
Is this why you wear that stupid scarf? |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1304 |
It seems all of my backup plans are predicated on my head still being attached. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1305 |
Looks like I won't be needing the hat, either. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1306 |
Guess it wasn’t attached after all. |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
1307 |
I really need to improve my footwork |
1.2202 |
0.04173 |
168 |
141 |
17 |
10 |
1308 |
Great, what do we do now? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1309 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2202 |
0.05272 |
109 |
92 |
10 |
7 |
1310 |
Oh, you meant that literally. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1311 |
I didn't hear no jingle bell. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1312 |
I said, 'chip off, not knock off'. |
1.2202 |
0.05430 |
109 |
93 |
8 |
8 |
1313 |
I told you to wear your scarf, and not that stupid hat. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1314 |
What’s next my socks? |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1315 |
I never knew snow was this cold! |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1316 |
Okay, I think we’ve done enough for now with the left hook. |
1.2197 |
0.04475 |
132 |
109 |
17 |
6 |
1317 |
I'm so cold! I can't feel my feet."
"Neither can I." |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
1318 |
Just keep it on ice |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1319 |
I thought we were just going to warm up! |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
1320 |
The perspective from this angle, is far more pleasant! |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1321 |
Don't worry, it's not so bad. At least my hat stayed on. |
1.2193 |
0.04087 |
114 |
90 |
23 |
1 |
1322 |
Remember when we were rain? |
1.2192 |
0.04506 |
146 |
123 |
14 |
9 |
1323 |
Eddy, we agreed no head shots. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1324 |
I think I won. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1325 |
OK, I give! Your mom isn't made of yellow snow. |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1326 |
How about a little more carrot and a lot less stick. |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1327 |
I’m guessing you’re down for the count. |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1328 |
I'm beside myself with embarrassment! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1329 |
If I didn’t have coal for eyes, I would have seen that coming! |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1330 |
Oh my God the Sun |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1331 |
Next time let’s just thumb wrestle… |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1332 |
In all honesty, I’m perfectly OK with hitting below the belt. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
1333 |
I still say your butt looks like a sno cone. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1334 |
How could I have "startled you" ? |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1335 |
You know, I may have warmed up a bit too much for a good match |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1336 |
I hope you're seeing a therapist for your attachment issues. |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
1337 |
We really didn’t think this through. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1338 |
You're stronger than you look. |
1.2185 |
0.04162 |
119 |
95 |
22 |
2 |
1339 |
Now how am I going to get that hat? |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1340 |
You’re never gonna put those dukes down, are you? |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1341 |
It was a lot cooler when ‘Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots’ did it on TV. |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
1342 |
Looks like I’ll have to move to swelterweight. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1343 |
I thought we agreed to only hit below the belt. |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
1344 |
If you want notoriety, just bite off my carrot next time. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1345 |
Double or nothing? |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1346 |
This is why you wear a scarf |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
133 |
107 |
23 |
3 |
1347 |
You only counted to two! |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
110 |
17 |
6 |
1348 |
Is smelling carrots a sign of a concussion? |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1349 |
I am literally a standing eight count. |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1350 |
Shaq was right — with IcyHot you don’t feel a thing. |
1.2180 |
0.04694 |
133 |
112 |
13 |
8 |
1351 |
We may disagree but there’s no reason to lose your head over this. |
1.2177 |
0.04058 |
124 |
99 |
23 |
2 |
1352 |
You knocked me out cold. |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
1353 |
I’m now a head on the scorecard. |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
1354 |
What don’t you get about “pose?” |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
1355 |
Why Calvin finds this amusing is beyond me! |
1.2177 |
0.04581 |
147 |
125 |
12 |
10 |
1356 |
…7,8,9…HE’SOUT COLD! HE’S OUT COLD! HE’S OUT COLD!!! |
1.2177 |
0.04265 |
147 |
122 |
18 |
7 |
1357 |
Adrian!!! |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1358 |
So let’s practice body shots. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1359 |
I think climate change won this round. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1360 |
I didn’t do it! That was climate change!! |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
1361 |
I thought it was just a figure of speech! |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1362 |
At least we settled this like adults rather than having a meltdown. |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1363 |
I didn't know you were a snowflake |
1.2171 |
0.03962 |
129 |
103 |
24 |
2 |
1364 |
Don't lose your head. It's not that big a deal. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1365 |
I melt in the face of competition. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1366 |
The shame is not in losing. It's in falling yet again for "Hey, your shoe is untied!" |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1367 |
Just work the body until someone comes along. |
1.2167 |
0.03958 |
120 |
95 |
24 |
1 |
1368 |
Best two outta’ three. |
1.2167 |
0.04906 |
120 |
101 |
12 |
7 |
1369 |
My doctor says my Seasonal Affective Disorder makes me more aggressive. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1370 |
Calvin and Hobbes did it again! |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1371 |
Ok. We'll call this one a draw. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1372 |
So much for keeping a cool head |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1373 |
Okay,no hitting below the carrot. |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
1374 |
I feel like I’ve been here before. |
1.2164 |
0.04661 |
134 |
113 |
13 |
8 |
1375 |
I told you we should warm up first |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
1376 |
Uh-oh |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
1377 |
The hat is cashmere. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1378 |
Dying like this is better than slowly melting. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1379 |
I was out cold before we started, Larry. |
1.2160 |
0.04763 |
125 |
105 |
13 |
7 |
1380 |
Oh for heaven's sake. You don't have to lose your head. |
1.2160 |
0.04763 |
125 |
105 |
13 |
7 |
1381 |
Alright, I’m sorry I called you a liberal snowflake. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1382 |
No head start! |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1383 |
Worst cold headache ever |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1384 |
'.......and tails you lose....' |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
1385 |
I'm not dead yet. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1386 |
This isn’t over! |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1387 |
How soon is Timmy coming back? |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
1388 |
I told you sledding would have been safer. |
1.2154 |
0.03935 |
130 |
104 |
24 |
2 |
1389 |
At least I still have my hat. |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1390 |
Give up! I'm way ahead of you. |
1.2153 |
0.03962 |
144 |
117 |
23 |
4 |
1391 |
...and just like that, Frosty's dreams of becoming the "rockem-sockem-snowman" spokesmodel were dashed. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1392 |
He's fixated on our head. Right jab, NOW! |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1393 |
You really know how to push my buttons |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1394 |
Try as I might I still always lose my head when I’m fighting mad. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1395 |
Thanks for making me feel like a no-body |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1396 |
You were not kidding when you said you felt light-headed. |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
1397 |
I guess I need to work on my head fake. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1398 |
Time out! I'm having a meltdown! |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
1399 |
Head injuries in this sport have just gotten out of control. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1400 |
Touche |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
1401 |
Oh dear! I really did knock his block off. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1402 |
Well you said to knock it off. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1403 |
Still think I'm headstrong? |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1404 |
When it gets warmer this will all be a memory! |
1.2143 |
0.04728 |
126 |
106 |
13 |
7 |
1405 |
You're right. I lost my head. |
1.2143 |
0.04861 |
126 |
107 |
11 |
8 |
1406 |
You've gotta get your head in the game, bro! |
1.2143 |
0.03764 |
140 |
112 |
26 |
2 |
1407 |
You look taller than I remember. |
1.2143 |
0.04001 |
126 |
101 |
23 |
2 |
1408 |
This one doesn't count... You caught me cold |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1409 |
Rock em sock em snowmen ⛄️ |
1.2143 |
0.04728 |
126 |
106 |
13 |
7 |
1410 |
Ok, I tried 'duck' so when do I weave? |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
1411 |
Every time we spar, I get so light headed. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
1412 |
No fair! I was cold-cocked. |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
1413 |
Dude, I didn't even swing yet. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
1414 |
Fly like a butterfly, sting like— ” , “…Climate change. |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
1415 |
Traumatic brain injury is a real problem in this sport. |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
1416 |
You know, the view’s pretty good from down here. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1417 |
Hats off to the winner |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
1418 |
It was just a light flurry |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1419 |
I think you win… |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
1420 |
Please give me a heads up next time you want to box. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1421 |
Didn't your mother tell you to always wear a scarf ? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1422 |
Mind blown. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1423 |
You know, we could have let spring settle this. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1424 |
I hate that Calvin kid. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1425 |
“Nah, it’s nothing compared to my chronic brain freeze.” |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1426 |
Looks like another split decision." |
1.2131 |
0.04070 |
122 |
98 |
22 |
2 |
1427 |
I did tell you that the scarf was more than just a fashion statement |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
1428 |
Your turn. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1429 |
I prefer kick boxing. |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
1430 |
You won! And now, somehow this seems better than just standing and gradually melting away. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1431 |
Well done, but your next fight's in August. |
1.2130 |
0.05271 |
108 |
92 |
9 |
7 |
1432 |
I said when the bell rings. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
1433 |
Ahh, thanks. No more headache. |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
116 |
20 |
5 |
1434 |
Do you really think people can't tell that this is staged? |
1.2128 |
0.03873 |
141 |
114 |
24 |
3 |
1435 |
Please don’t tell mom. |
1.2126 |
0.04559 |
127 |
106 |
15 |
6 |
1436 |
I've killed the head, but it will be a race to see whose body dies first in the Spring! |
1.2126 |
0.04694 |
127 |
107 |
13 |
7 |
1437 |
I'm afraid this is end, Champ. I can only see a bright light up ahead. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1438 |
I said I was going to knock your head off as a manner of speech |
1.2126 |
0.03813 |
127 |
101 |
25 |
1 |
1439 |
See? This is why I said ‘Not in the face’ |
1.2126 |
0.04825 |
127 |
108 |
11 |
8 |
1440 |
So that's what it's like to be cold cocked. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1441 |
Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! Down goes Frosty! |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1442 |
You wouldn't have been able to do that before global warming. |
1.2123 |
0.04148 |
146 |
121 |
19 |
6 |
1443 |
You said Rock ‘em Sock ‘em
would be FUN! |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1444 |
OK. I guess your scarf isn't any stupider than my hat." |
1.2123 |
0.03791 |
146 |
118 |
25 |
3 |
1445 |
I’m not putting ice on it. |
1.2123 |
0.04148 |
146 |
121 |
19 |
6 |
1446 |
Who has more Balls now, Jeremy! |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
1447 |
It's still a lose/lose as soon as it warms up. |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
1448 |
I didn’t expect to be this out of shape |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
1449 |
Round two has to wait until Timmy gets home from school to put me back together. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1450 |
I guess it's a TKO 'cause I'm still standing. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1451 |
My hat’s off to you! |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1452 |
Float like a snowflake, sting like a global warming. |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
1453 |
Work on your footwork. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
1454 |
I just need you to call out where you are and you’re toast, buddy. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1455 |
I didn't know what you meant by butterfly or bee. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1456 |
Mom was right. Scarves over toques. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1457 |
Ow, that hurt! I can taste carrot juice |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1458 |
I’m too warmed up. |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
1459 |
Good luck landing any more blows to my head. |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
123 |
103 |
14 |
6 |
1460 |
Bet ya can't do that again! |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1461 |
The “head to head” match didn’t go as well as Frank planned… |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
1462 |
Didn't the rules say that you've lost when you lose your head? Yeah, well that's a no-brainer! |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
123 |
103 |
14 |
6 |
1463 |
Really hoping for an early spring. Like before the referee counts to ten. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
1464 |
I need to maintain a cool head for this. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
1465 |
What did you think would happen? |
1.2110 |
0.05226 |
109 |
93 |
9 |
7 |
1466 |
You never got me down Ray. |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1467 |
There's a cloud that looks like you. |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
1468 |
Happy jolly soul my ass. |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1469 |
Not in the face! |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1470 |
How did you get that close? You don't even have feet! |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
1471 |
Geez, it's just a game! No need to lose my head. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1472 |
I told you your hat would stay on |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1473 |
I always wanted to be a middleweight. |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
1474 |
You want another piece of me? |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1475 |
Of course it's fair; I got 'heads' in the coin toss! |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
1476 |
I know I am not suppose to lose my head in a fight, but look out cuz now I'm really mad! |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
1477 |
KO? Is he down or is it just a knock off? |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
1478 |
I think you just knocked me down to the lightweight division. |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1479 |
Unfair advantage. My head wasn't screwed on straight. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1480 |
i swear, one punch! he was out cold! |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
1481 |
tis but a scratch.. I've had worse.. but alright we’ll call it a draw |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1482 |
I hate when that happens. |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
1483 |
Things are looking up. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
1484 |
I gave you a head start |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
1485 |
Herb, I told you playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em snowmen would not end well for one of us. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
1486 |
I didn't mean I would literally knock your block off! |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
1487 |
Beats slowly melting. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
1488 |
I guess there won't be six more weeks of winter for you! |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
1489 |
I knew I should have worn the scarf! |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1490 |
Can' get my head into this fight! |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
1491 |
That's round 1, two to go. |
1.2095 |
0.03983 |
148 |
122 |
21 |
5 |
1492 |
Quick! Get the ice pack. |
1.2093 |
0.04357 |
129 |
107 |
17 |
5 |
1493 |
If they had just put on my head, I could ‘a been somebody! I could ‘a been a contender! |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
1494 |
Block with your hands not head dude |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
1495 |
What, give up? It's just a flesh wound. |
1.2093 |
0.04494 |
129 |
108 |
15 |
6 |
1496 |
Ah, I should've gone with the scarf too. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
1497 |
Where are those bratty kids when you need them? |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1498 |
Heads - you win! |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1499 |
Everyone has a plan until their head falls off. |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1500 |
Yeah? Well I plowed your wife. |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1501 |
I guess I shouldn't have bobbed and weaved. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1502 |
So much for your presidential immunity. |
1.2083 |
0.04718 |
120 |
101 |
13 |
6 |
1503 |
Meet, your, MAKER! No, really, you need his help. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
1504 |
Okay...should I try for the middle? |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
1505 |
You STILL can’t have my hat. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
1506 |
With friends like you, who needs climate change? |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
1507 |
Knock my block off,” not a figure of speech then |
1.2080 |
0.04443 |
125 |
104 |
16 |
5 |
1508 |
Give me a moment while I pickup where we left off. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1509 |
Well, that should cure the head cold. |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
125 |
101 |
22 |
2 |
1510 |
You’re ahead a head. |
1.2080 |
0.04586 |
125 |
105 |
14 |
6 |
1511 |
But we agreed: Nothing above the scarf! |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
125 |
101 |
22 |
2 |
1512 |
Think you were right… perhaps we should’ve warmed up first |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
1513 |
I don't need my head to kick your butt. |
1.2080 |
0.04443 |
125 |
104 |
16 |
5 |
1514 |
It really doesn't feel all that different. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1515 |
It’s the body blows that really hurt. |
1.2077 |
0.03891 |
130 |
105 |
23 |
2 |
1516 |
Hah! That’s not even a flesh wound! |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
1517 |
I won't let this distract me. It's necessary to move ahead. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1518 |
Oh my. Geeze. Didn’t see that one coming. Ughh. Now what? |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1519 |
I may have "tucked my chin" a tad too much. |
1.2072 |
0.05138 |
111 |
95 |
9 |
7 |
1520 |
We said from the waist down |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
1521 |
We have to stop mitten like this. |
1.2071 |
0.03991 |
140 |
115 |
21 |
4 |
1522 |
You wanted the hat so badly, go ahead and take it. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
1523 |
Unfair strike! I had the sun at
My back! |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
1524 |
Hey, kicking's not allowed. |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
1525 |
*Fighting a head cold* |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
1526 |
I said "Try and knock my socks off; not my block off!" |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1527 |
Maybe Yoga was a better idea. |
1.2066 |
0.03878 |
121 |
97 |
23 |
1 |
1528 |
C'mon, this doesn't change a thing! |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1529 |
Did we ever agree on losing conditions? |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
1530 |
Well at least you won't have to endure
a long slow painful Spring thaw. |
1.2066 |
0.04827 |
121 |
103 |
11 |
7 |
1531 |
You win. |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
1532 |
It's too early to spring ahead! |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1533 |
I thought your nose and your fists were just for show... |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1534 |
At least you keep a cool head. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1535 |
I'm blaming this loss on climate change. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1536 |
I’m gonna quit while I’m a head. |
1.2063 |
0.04689 |
126 |
107 |
12 |
7 |
1537 |
Running away eh? It is but a slush wound...come back here and take what’s coming to you. |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
1538 |
This must look so much worse than it feels. |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
1539 |
What--you'd rather melt? |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
1540 |
Where's Elsa when you need her? |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1541 |
If you think this is bad, just wait until I warm up. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1542 |
Ha! That's all you got? My cap is still on, Sid. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1543 |
Dang, I forgot my scarf again. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1544 |
Looks like you have a head start. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1545 |
three. |
1.2059 |
0.04681 |
136 |
117 |
10 |
9 |
1546 |
No, it's nothing to do with global warming. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
1547 |
Dude, you're the one that wanted to play Rock'em Sock'em. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1548 |
Sorry Joe! I thought we were fighting, not boxing. |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
1549 |
I said Hats off! |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
1550 |
Thanks for the scarf but I didn't realize it held you head on. |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
1551 |
okay! you can wear the hat |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
1552 |
Can you count to ten? My head feels off. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
1553 |
It really is hard to wrap my head around. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1554 |
Steve, your head’s just not in this fight. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
1555 |
Ok, maybe this hat was too warm. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1556 |
Let's get ready to cruuuumble! |
1.2051 |
0.03749 |
117 |
93 |
24 |
0 |
1557 |
I already regret giving you a head start. |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
117 |
99 |
12 |
6 |
1558 |
Well, I would have knocked your socks off, but... |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
1559 |
Quick,get the children over here to fix me! |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
1560 |
Do you even know what capitulate and decapitate mean? |
1.2049 |
0.04790 |
122 |
104 |
11 |
7 |
1561 |
On the bright side, I'm not stuck staring at your dumb face anymore. |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
122 |
100 |
19 |
3 |
1562 |
Okay Frosty, you can keep the scarf. |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
122 |
100 |
19 |
3 |
1563 |
Honey, this is what I mean when I say ‘unresolved anger’. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
1564 |
Oh,great ... now what? |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1565 |
Eh, I'll pick it up later! |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1566 |
Don't be such a snowflake! |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1567 |
I’m starting to feel cold all over. |
1.2047 |
0.04788 |
127 |
109 |
10 |
8 |
1568 |
New rule - Nothing above the carrot. |
1.2047 |
0.03927 |
127 |
103 |
22 |
2 |
1569 |
I didn't feel a thing. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1570 |
I just want to find, uh, 11780 votes to show that I won. |
1.2045 |
0.04655 |
132 |
113 |
11 |
8 |
1571 |
Just occurred to me, why aren't we fighting climate change instead? |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1572 |
Not everything has to be about global warming, Klaus. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1573 |
That's not what I meant when I told you that you're always trying to get ahead, and you should just knock it off! |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1574 |
C’mon, Man! What did I tell you about dropping your head? |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1575 |
Whatever. We're both dead come spring, anyways. |
1.2044 |
0.04533 |
137 |
117 |
12 |
8 |
1576 |
It's not like our eyes work, anyway.... |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1577 |
Do overs? |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1578 |
Hey, no fair -- they didn't give me a scarf! |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
1579 |
How’s this for a punch line… |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
1580 |
I finally realize that I'm not a third of the
snowman I used to be |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
1581 |
If a head falls in the forest and nobody hears it ... |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
1582 |
You win by TKO - top knocked off. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
1583 |
I could have been a contender. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
1584 |
Why is Boxing Day a holiday again? |
1.2035 |
0.05053 |
113 |
97 |
9 |
7 |
1585 |
Ha!
I'm a politician.
I don't need a brain to win! |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
1586 |
I could use better footwork, and maybe a neck. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1587 |
Well, I think I'm in over my head on this one. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
1588 |
I said 'Metaphorically |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1589 |
That cloud looks like a dolphin. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1590 |
You snowflake! |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
1591 |
Like I said, this is how we roll! |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
1592 |
So that's what a "blockbuster" means! |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1593 |
OK, so let's wrestle. |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
1594 |
Rock-em-Sock-em Snow Bots |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1595 |
Where's the damn ref? |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1596 |
I’ve fallen apart, and I’m not sure how to put myself back together again. |
1.2033 |
0.03992 |
123 |
100 |
21 |
2 |
1597 |
Now I know TKO means totally knocked off. |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1598 |
It'll be a Cold Day in Hell before I say Uncle. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1599 |
Ice pack, now. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1600 |
Fine, you win, but I still don't believe in climate change. |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1601 |
A chip off the ol' block, son! |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1602 |
God bless you! This cold really knocked you out. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1603 |
Snow man down! |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1604 |
Did I get knocked out, or has the kid gone home for the day before finishing us? |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1605 |
You said you had kid gloves on! |
1.2030 |
0.03813 |
133 |
108 |
23 |
2 |
1606 |
We said no hitting below the carrot |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1607 |
I guess technically you made the standing 8 count. |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
1608 |
I can’t wait to see them convict you for snowmanslaughter. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
1609 |
Global warming sucks! |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
1610 |
Well, to look on the bright side of things, you are now limited to ineffectual body blows. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1611 |
Don't gloat! You have a snowball's chance of making the Olympic boxing squad this summer. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
1612 |
All things considered, I would have preferred melting. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1613 |
I'd say one more round, but it looks like you're still beside yourself |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1614 |
What happened to the jolly happy soul? |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1615 |
On the positive side, the clouds are lovely today. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1616 |
Now, I know how it feels to be knocked out cold. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
1617 |
Powdery Ray surprised him with a snowmaker. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1618 |
Why didn't you tell me my butt was so big? |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
1619 |
I wasn't warmed up yet. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
1620 |
Hey, we're supposed to stay below the belt! |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1621 |
Not a knockout until all of me is down. |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
1622 |
Wait! Let me get my head straight first |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1623 |
Th very definition of a cold-cock. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1624 |
Ok, you win but neither of us is getting out of this alive. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1625 |
Well you proved me wrong... There WAS a snowballs chance you'd knock my head off. |
1.2017 |
0.04711 |
119 |
101 |
12 |
6 |
1626 |
Some sunglasses would be nice. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
1627 |
No, no, it’s not your fault, I think I just overdid it on the warmup routine this year. |
1.2017 |
0.03882 |
119 |
96 |
22 |
1 |
1628 |
I would agree to a rematch, but the sun is coming out. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
1629 |
Look...sky! |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
1630 |
My head is not in this match. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
1631 |
i just realized, I'm the first snowman to see the sky! |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
1632 |
I should really start wearing scarves. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1633 |
Necks would be nice. |
1.2016 |
0.03963 |
124 |
101 |
21 |
2 |
1634 |
We said two out of three. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1635 |
Bird strikes don't count! |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
1636 |
Your left hook has improved considerably. Next year we’ll work on your right uppercut. |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1637 |
I thought I'd be a snow angel in the afterlife, but nooooo. |
1.2016 |
0.04588 |
129 |
110 |
12 |
7 |
1638 |
Heads up! |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
1639 |
We’re going to need Calvin and Hobbes again. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
1640 |
'Let it go, let it go, let it go' is not helping! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1641 |
Rematch next year? |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1642 |
This is more of a knock off rather than a knockout. |
1.2000 |
0.05136 |
105 |
90 |
9 |
6 |
1643 |
You know,we aren’t supposed to actually punch each other. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1644 |
Just keep it on ice till EMS gets here. |
1.2000 |
0.04555 |
130 |
111 |
12 |
7 |
1645 |
I really hate Boxing Day. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1646 |
You're right: The scarf is more important than the hat. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
1647 |
How am I supposed to dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee without feet?! |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1648 |
Interesting, I didn't feel a thing! |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1649 |
Darn it! Coach told me to focus on keeping my head in the game! |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1650 |
Ah, the old Sleepy Hollow ploy |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1651 |
Sorry, I thought it was UFC rules. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1652 |
Now that’s how you roll with the punches! This is what we have been training for. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
1653 |
What do you mean, I have slow footwork? |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
115 |
94 |
19 |
2 |
1654 |
Could I get some ice for this? |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1655 |
I coulda been snow body. I coulda been a contender! |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1656 |
They always sing about my corncob pipe and button nose, but never my glass jaw. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1657 |
Alright, but next time I want to be 'Ali'. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
1658 |
I think that cloud looks like a snowman |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
1659 |
What’s the point? We’ll both be gone by spring. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1660 |
I haven't lost! My hat's still in the ring. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
1661 |
You weren’t supposed to lose your head over it! |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1662 |
There's no "n" in ice. |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1663 |
You won't even look at me! |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
1664 |
I’m sorry I stole your hat. Snow excuses. |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
1665 |
My name ain’t Frosty Balboa for nuthin! |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
1666 |
No wonder nobody watches these fights.
We never get past the first punch. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1667 |
It's almost spring, anyhow. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1668 |
Joke’s on you, now I can give myself a blowjob |
1.2000 |
0.05136 |
105 |
90 |
9 |
6 |
1669 |
No fair. No hitting above the charcoal! |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1670 |
Rigged! |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1671 |
Stars? Why aren't there stars? All I see is blue sky! |
1.2000 |
0.03687 |
130 |
105 |
24 |
1 |
1672 |
Please put me back in the right order this time. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1673 |
I'm seeing birdies. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
1674 |
Darn it ! If they'd just given you a scarf you wouldn't have lost your head. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1675 |
It's nice and all how the humans prop us, but I've been lying here for 3 weeks now. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
1676 |
Damn Gen Alpha kids - they can’t build a snowman to survive today’s climate of toxic masculinity. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1677 |
And that’s what happens when a heavyweight meets melterweight |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1678 |
But in another way, I’m ahead. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
1679 |
Wait wait, stop fighting! None of us have ever looked up. I see where we came from, what we are made of. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
1680 |
Mindfulness is not everything. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1681 |
There must have been some magic in that old right hook you threw... |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1682 |
I concede. |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
1683 |
so much for the carrot,now watch out for the stick |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1684 |
its okay! we'll both be gone by spring |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
1685 |
Before this round we were Neck and Neck. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
1686 |
Oh, so that's why you wore a scarf. |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
1687 |
… literally. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1688 |
Never been cold-cocked before. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1689 |
I told you I needed to warm up! |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1690 |
You're lucky I can't duck. |
1.1983 |
0.03825 |
121 |
98 |
22 |
1 |
1691 |
I got thumpety thumped.” |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1692 |
Not as bad as those kids messing with my balls. |
1.1983 |
0.04785 |
121 |
104 |
10 |
7 |
1693 |
TKO - technical knock over. |
1.1983 |
0.03914 |
116 |
94 |
21 |
1 |
1694 |
Great! Now go on, let's see you land a knockout punch to my jaw. |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1695 |
Well, you're icing it, so there's that. |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1696 |
It’s a knock off! Ding. Ding. Ding. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1697 |
From here,
It looks like six more weeks of winter. |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1698 |
Sorry, my head's just not that into it. |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1699 |
Powder! Right in the kisser! |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1700 |
Let’s see who’s the last man melting |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1701 |
Next time, let's try fencing. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1702 |
Some winters are tougher than others. |
1.1982 |
0.04011 |
111 |
90 |
20 |
1 |
1703 |
No, that's not what I meant by float like a butterfly. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1704 |
They're right. Brain freeze is a thing. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1705 |
Wardrobe malfunction! This is what happens when you forget your scarf. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1706 |
Trade you my hat for your scarf |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1707 |
You gotta keep your head in the game or else you'll melt under the pressure. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1708 |
Take off your head if you want a fair fight. |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1709 |
I’m having an off-of-body experience. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1710 |
I don’t need your pity! |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1711 |
How to get ahead! |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
1712 |
Well my dear, this should certainly prove I am head over heels in love with you |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
1713 |
I didn’t hear the bell ring.” |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1714 |
Ok let’s just work on going to the body |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1715 |
A slushy head connection turned out to be his Achilles heel. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
1716 |
Sorry." (I'm Canadian |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1717 |
Why are you stopping? It's just a flesh wound. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
1718 |
Good! Now you're one a-head of me! |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1719 |
Putting ice on it helps... |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1720 |
I thought "knock my block off" didn't apply to round things. |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
1721 |
Oh, don't be such a wuss!
It's only a flake wound. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1722 |
Looks like the geese are headed back earlier than usual this year. |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1723 |
Not bad, but they won't start counting till you go to your corner. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1724 |
The first rule of Snowman Fight Club is: you do not talk about Snowman Fight Club! |
1.1969 |
0.04615 |
127 |
109 |
11 |
7 |
1725 |
I'm falling for you. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1726 |
When my Coach hears about this, heads will roll! |
1.1967 |
0.03797 |
122 |
99 |
22 |
1 |
1727 |
Left hook? More like Spring thaw! |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1728 |
Well that chiropractor was good for nothing. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1729 |
You cheated. No fair manifesting! |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1730 |
you should have worn your scarf |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1731 |
Consider me out cold. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1732 |
They told me if I threw this fight heads would roll! |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1733 |
No fair! You hit me where the sun shines. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1734 |
OK … …
New contest:
Who can see the most clouds? |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1735 |
Does my carrot look broken? |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1736 |
When you threw that punch, I froze. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1737 |
How the headless horseman came to be in "The Legend of Snowy Hollow" |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1738 |
My trainer told me to work on rolling with the punches. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1739 |
C'mon Frosty, get ya head in the game! |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1740 |
No hitting above the carrot! |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1741 |
Guess I can't take the heat. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1742 |
Where did you go? |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1743 |
Okay...so that's your best shot |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1744 |
Dude. Body blows only. We talked about this. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
1745 |
That was quick |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1746 |
You really gave me a thumpity thumpity thump thump. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1747 |
Float like a snowflake and sting like a guillotine! |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1748 |
C'omn...keep your head in the game |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
1749 |
You win! You can have the hat already. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1750 |
You thumpity-thump-thump thumpity-thump-thumped me pretty good. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1751 |
With the weight off my shoulder, I am ready for you. Let's go! |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
1752 |
Is that your best shot snowflake? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1753 |
I can't go on. I lost my head. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
1754 |
Call it a draw? |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
1755 |
Rosebud. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1756 |
Let's continue this next winter. |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
1757 |
That boy needs therapy. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1758 |
I bobbed when I should have weaved. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1759 |
The Rubicon has been crossed. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1760 |
Does this make me a snowball? |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1761 |
Hey, look over there. Oh, you’re already there |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
1762 |
Don’t start celebrating yet;
I’ve still got two rounds left in me |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
1763 |
I thought we were just warming up |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1764 |
If you could come over here I'd bite your arms off! |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1765 |
You said on the count of 3! |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1766 |
Fine. Keep the scarf. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1767 |
It’s only a snow wound. I can keep fighting. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1768 |
Looks like we have to wait for that demented kid to come back before we can finish this round! |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1769 |
What do you mean "Spineless?" Oh, wait... |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1770 |
By springtime I'll gaslight everyone- this never happened. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1771 |
At the horrific realization of what he'd just done Blizzard Bomber froze. |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1772 |
let's end this before things start to heat up |
1.1947 |
0.04846 |
113 |
97 |
10 |
6 |
1773 |
Thanks for the heads up. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1774 |
It wasn’t me, I have sticks for arms and can’t move that fast. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1775 |
Bobsled! Maybe we should try the Bobsled. |
1.1947 |
0.03947 |
113 |
92 |
20 |
1 |
1776 |
Yeah, this is more or less how I thought I’d go. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1777 |
So the neck bone ISN’T connected to the head bone… |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
1778 |
Okay Frosty so you are not a jolly happy soul. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1779 |
Don't judge me |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1780 |
I'm not meant to be a snowMMAn. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1781 |
No fair, you have salt in your gloves!! |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1782 |
I was hoping it came out tails. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1783 |
I think you're ready for Frosty. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1784 |
Isn’t it better to go this way than a slow death in the spring |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1785 |
Played so hard I lost my head |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1786 |
Thumpety, thump, thump. |
1.1944 |
0.05172 |
108 |
94 |
7 |
7 |
1787 |
I guess spring came early this year. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1788 |
Times like these, I'm glad the magic keeping us alive doesn't depend on a central nervous system. |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
1789 |
Okay. You can have your cap back. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1790 |
Head up, time to fight! |
1.1944 |
0.05002 |
108 |
93 |
9 |
6 |
1791 |
If I were human, I would really be angry at you about this. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1792 |
I am not down! |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1793 |
Good, now work the body. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1794 |
I believe that's a TKO. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
1795 |
Not my head. You already gave me a black eye. |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
1796 |
Well Carl, that's a hell of a left hook. And frankly, I'm not sure we thought this all the way through. |
1.1942 |
0.04317 |
139 |
119 |
13 |
7 |
1797 |
Is my carrot broken? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1798 |
Guess I warmed up too much this time. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1799 |
That's quite an uppercut you've got there. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1800 |
Wu said protect ya neck |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1801 |
This happens every time I freeze. |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1802 |
You just couldn’t wait for the bell, could you? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1803 |
Well, at least that wasn’t below the belt. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1804 |
Pick up your head, dummy.... |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1805 |
Snowman Showdown: Heads Will Roll |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1806 |
I should have known he had no spine... |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1807 |
Listen. Its quieter now. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1808 |
It’s not over. I only lost one round. |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
1809 |
OK, you won! Now, lay me down close to my head and I'll tell Mom I was making snow angels. |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
1810 |
Thank goodness for my hat. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
1811 |
Wow! That was quick. I guess I just froze. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1812 |
two outta three ? |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1813 |
What do you think I meant by “no headshots”? |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1814 |
I'm still conscious, so technically it's not a knockout. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1815 |
And just like that, it ended in a flurry of punches |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
1816 |
Come down here and go head-to-head with me. |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
1817 |
I shouldn't have said "heads you win, tales I lose." |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1818 |
It's true all my ancestors were snowflakes, but I ain't no wuss. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1819 |
Icabod Crane's lost cousin |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
1820 |
Take your glovews off -- it's over. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1821 |
I've lost my head -- can my heart keep going?? |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1822 |
Sorry, but you weren’t using it anyway. |
1.1927 |
0.04959 |
109 |
94 |
9 |
6 |
1823 |
I' was out cold anyway. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1824 |
I'm not out cold if that's what you're thinking. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1825 |
Let's go back to pickleball. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1826 |
This gives me a whole new perspective on our disagreement. |
1.1926 |
0.03717 |
135 |
111 |
22 |
2 |
1827 |
Betcha can’t knock my socks off |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
1828 |
My cornerman doesn't get home from school till 3:00. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
1829 |
Whoa, you cold-cocked me! |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1830 |
So much for, “magic in that old silk hat…” |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1831 |
Tis but an ice wound! |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
1832 |
Ever get the feeling you're in a 'Calvin and Hobbes' cartoon? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1833 |
I thought you were just joking! |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1834 |
In retrospect, I think a snowball fight was a better idea. |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1835 |
Float like a snowflake, sting like the wind. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1836 |
You forgot to hit record, didn't you. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
1837 |
Yeah, you coulda been a contender. |
1.1923 |
0.03883 |
104 |
84 |
20 |
0 |
1838 |
Ok, let's do a staring context instead. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
1839 |
What do you mean Taylor who? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1840 |
Does something smell like carrots to you? |
1.1923 |
0.04381 |
130 |
111 |
13 |
6 |
1841 |
What are you waiting for? İce belt? |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1842 |
At least you didn't punch me in the nose. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1843 |
Some people will do anything to get ahead. |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1844 |
Try not to roll me around too much as you fix me- my head's pretty big as it is. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1845 |
Quick, find my old silk hat! |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
1846 |
So what? At least I’m not wearing a stupid scarf! |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1847 |
Well, that knocks the fun out of it. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1848 |
Float like a flake, sting like hail” -Muhammad Frost |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1849 |
'Tis but a scratch' sounded so funny in the movie, but now I don't feel like laughing. |
1.1917 |
0.03797 |
120 |
98 |
21 |
1 |
1850 |
Unfortunately, my ‘corner’ is presently sledding. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1851 |
That was just giving me a headache, let’s go again. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1852 |
I really wish Calvin had a softer sense of humor. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
1853 |
All right, let's just wait until the sun comes out. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1854 |
You've got to have to quit loosing you head if you want to make it to the next Winter Olympics |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1855 |
scratch It’s just a scratch. |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
1856 |
Fox News said I won with a knockout. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1857 |
O yeah? Well from here I can see how huge your bottom is! |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
1858 |
Ouch - you really did knock my block off. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1859 |
Hold up - did you get taller? |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1860 |
OK how about best out of 3? |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1861 |
I knew my head wasn't in the match. |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1862 |
Very thoughtful of you not punching my carrot. |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1863 |
Over here! |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1864 |
Now do your shuffle. |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1865 |
You were right:
Maybe I should have worn a scarf to stay cold!" |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1866 |
Float like a flurry, sting like a breeze. |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
1867 |
Ouch! Was it something I said? |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
1868 |
The Marquess of Queensbury said nothing about decapitation. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1869 |
I think we need to redefine the nature of our relationship. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1870 |
I thought the lyrics were “do you want to BUILD a snowman”? |
1.1905 |
0.03689 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
1871 |
"My wife might be right. I need a backbone." |
1.1901 |
0.04593 |
121 |
104 |
11 |
6 |
1872 |
Best not to overthink this. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1873 |
A mere technicality, my icy friend! |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1874 |
You may have gotten in the last punch, but I'm still ahead. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
1875 |
Not nice! |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
1876 |
That was a sucker punch, Dude. It's a little late for 'sorry'. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
1877 |
Lucky punch, Poppin' Fresh. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
1878 |
Oh...duck AND weave. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
1879 |
Sorry, my head is just not into it today |
1.1900 |
0.05260 |
100 |
87 |
7 |
6 |
1880 |
Hey, I said 'Not at all,' not "Knock it off" |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1881 |
Last time I lend you my scarf. |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
1882 |
I'm telling you he lost his head. I just stood there. I wasn't going to even hit him. If I had feet I would have walked away. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1883 |
It's not over yet; I'm still standing! |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
1884 |
They should outlaw heated gloves. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1885 |
You really need to know when to roll with the punches! |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
1886 |
I think we need to cancel the snowball fight. . |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1887 |
You know I don't like winter sports. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1888 |
What can I say. My trainer is only 4 years old. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1889 |
Let's just do body work today. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
1890 |
I said not the nose! |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1891 |
I was hoping things wouldn't snowball, but here we are. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
1892 |
If I pass the concussion protocol, we can go another round. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1893 |
the young rookie southpaw has a disarmingly cool demeanor and a wicked left jab, but not much of a head on his shoulders. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1894 |
I think you’re finally ready to fight climate change. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1895 |
Wow, that’s a mean left hook |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1896 |
Do you see my scarf anywhere? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1897 |
That’s one way to get a head in a fight |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1898 |
Did you hear a bell ? I didn't hear a bell, they are supposed to ring a bell. " |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
1899 |
Hi Mom! |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1900 |
Next time keep your eyes open and your head up. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
1901 |
Super uncool. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1902 |
I think my warm-up was too long. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
1903 |
What are the rules on ‘thaw’? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1904 |
Now what do we do? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1905 |
Ok... maybe I’m not the Greatest. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1906 |
Nice try! I’m laughing my head off! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1907 |
So that's the jab that makes people lose their heads?' |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1908 |
I’m keeping the hat. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1909 |
It's just a frost wound. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
1910 |
Hats off ! |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
1911 |
In hindsight, I should have returned your toque. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1912 |
On second thought, I’ll take the scarf and you can have the hat. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
1913 |
For the record, this is the sunny side of the ring. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1914 |
You cold-cocked me. |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1915 |
I’ve always hated Boxing Day! |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1916 |
"Stupid global warming." |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1917 |
How many times did I say don't lead with your face? |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1918 |
To quote the Black Knight, "Tis but a scratch!" |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1919 |
Oh, that's cold. |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1920 |
Do you not know the definition of "shadow box? |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1921 |
Oh Jacques, its a Coup de tête |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1922 |
Not fair! I didn't say, "Ready" |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
1923 |
You can’t hurt me now! |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1924 |
How about two out of three |
1.1875 |
0.03916 |
112 |
92 |
19 |
1 |
1925 |
Sorry. I just couldn’t stand the hat. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1926 |
Bet you never saw that coming. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1927 |
I told you this kid would grow up to be a sicko. |
1.1875 |
0.04673 |
128 |
112 |
8 |
8 |
1928 |
I’m but sticks and stones, don’t got no bones, so decapitation doesn’t hurt me. |
1.1875 |
0.04835 |
112 |
97 |
9 |
6 |
1929 |
I thought we both agreed no hitting above the scarf. |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1930 |
Well, that was a real thumpity thump thumping! |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1931 |
Hey, I’m still standing. Let’s fight till one of us melts. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1932 |
Let's go back to pretending you're Parson Brown. |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
1933 |
I see your point about the 10 count rule not applying here |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1934 |
Muhammad Snowbali!! |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
1935 |
Well, I guess you were right about me being cold, brittle, and spineless. Didn't think I'd lose my head over it though. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1936 |
It's not the hit, it's the humidity. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1937 |
Yo, man, that was cold. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1938 |
I thought we said only below the belt. |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
1939 |
It’s fine, spring comes for everyone |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1940 |
Which one of us is Trump? |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
1941 |
This gives a whole new meaning to "the dead of winter." |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1942 |
I find our fights frivolous now that I behold the Sun, our true Destroyer! |
1.1868 |
0.05615 |
91 |
80 |
5 |
6 |
1943 |
Was that a left hook or a strong breeze? |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
1944 |
Existence is pain. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
1945 |
Wait a minute while I get my head straight. |
1.1866 |
0.04389 |
134 |
116 |
11 |
7 |
1946 |
I confess, best head fake I’ve ever encountered. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1947 |
You've got a cold uppercut, man |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1948 |
Well, I no longer believe in intelligent design. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1949 |
Okay, my turn. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1950 |
I thought, "I'll knock your head off" was just a turn of phrase |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1951 |
I guess global warming wins again this year. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1952 |
Boy, this is what the climate change finally comes to... |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1953 |
This isn’t what I meant by a snowball fight, Jerry |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1954 |
As the fight heated up, some problems started to surface... |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1955 |
I assume a June rematch is out of the question? |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1956 |
No uppercuts on sunny days Larry! |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1957 |
try that shit again, pussy |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1958 |
Minus one... minus two... minus three... |
1.1863 |
0.03874 |
102 |
83 |
19 |
0 |
1959 |
I think we need to upgrade your nickname from “Frosty” to “Abominable” |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1960 |
You do have snow balls. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1961 |
Not cool, man. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1962 |
Iʻve fallen head over heels for you, Frosty. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1963 |
Dont worry,we all know you dont need a brain to fight |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1964 |
c'mon I'm getting brain freeze down here. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1965 |
Cripes. I guess there wasn’t some magic in that old silk hat they found. |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1966 |
‘This hot glue will hold you together,’ they said. ‘We used it to glue funny googly eyes on the reindeer ornament,’ they said… |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1967 |
Good job, son, but next time turn your whole body into the punch. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1968 |
Oh look, the sun is coming out! |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
1969 |
…I’m just not in the right headspace. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1970 |
I guess that's a technical knockout |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1971 |
I call this sculpture "An Example of the Inherent Violence Found in White People's Culture." |
1.1855 |
0.04633 |
124 |
108 |
9 |
7 |
1972 |
Illegal punch, you lose! |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1973 |
It's beginning to look a lot like I kicked your ass! |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1974 |
Nope, didn’t see that one coming. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1975 |
Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump… look at Frosty go. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1976 |
They were right! I do see stars. |
1.1852 |
0.03755 |
108 |
88 |
20 |
0 |
1977 |
I’m seeing snowballs. |
1.1852 |
0.04948 |
108 |
94 |
8 |
6 |
1978 |
At least you don’t have a glass jaw. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1979 |
More precisely, everyone has a plan until their head falls off” |
1.1849 |
0.04617 |
119 |
103 |
10 |
6 |
1980 |
No fair cold-cocking me! |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1981 |
I am giving you a head start. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1982 |
Remember, we practice active listening and empathy before things get heated. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1983 |
That punchline had me laughing my head off” |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1984 |
I'm not done yet, there's still two rounds. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
1985 |
Unfair, you collided with climate change to win! |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1986 |
Your jab has improved but your footwork is still abominable. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1987 |
It's a TKO |
1.1845 |
0.04081 |
103 |
85 |
17 |
1 |
1988 |
I can still beat you with one head behind my back! |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1989 |
I still think your mom is cold and wet. |
1.1845 |
0.04926 |
103 |
89 |
9 |
5 |
1990 |
I'm not too fast on my feet,but I've got a hell of a good right hook. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1991 |
Whaddaya think? Did I sell it OK? |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1992 |
And that was just an icebreaker. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1993 |
Not really a knock out, but more of a melt down. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1994 |
Merely a flesh wound! |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1995 |
That scarf's a knockout! |
1.1842 |
0.03647 |
114 |
93 |
21 |
0 |
1996 |
Well,at least you don’t have a glass jaw. |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1997 |
Pull yourself together, and fight like a [snow]man! |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1998 |
Jeez, I would have traded my hat for the scarf. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1999 |
The grandkids are going to be mad at you! |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
2000 |
Should’ve stuck to kickboxing. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
2001 |
I guess I got caught cold. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2002 |
It's just an idiom, you idiot ! |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2003 |
Totally disagree -- 'knock off' is NOT the same as 'knock out'. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2004 |
And Mike Tyson got all that bad press for just an ear... |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2005 |
I'm no brain surgeon, but that thing glowing up there can't be good. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2006 |
Well, yes, it does give me a new perspective on things.
Bill Aiken, San Francisco, CA |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2007 |
Stop calling me a snowflake Frosty! |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2008 |
You caught me cold. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2009 |
Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch! |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2010 |
Bodyshots only then? |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2011 |
Looks like someone's idea of a 'cool down' got a bit too literal. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2012 |
I never saw it coming. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2013 |
Honestly, there’s no point fighting if you’re just going to lose your head. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2014 |
We said no hitting above the belt |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2015 |
I guess I shouldn't lose my head just because it's cold out. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2016 |
Wait a while. He'll go away. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2017 |
I know you’re angry, but I swear I didn’t plow your wife! |
1.1835 |
0.04729 |
109 |
94 |
10 |
5 |
2018 |
Global warming is really affecting my performance. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2019 |
Coach! You can't take me out, I'm still a head! |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2020 |
Have I succeeded in changing your mind? |
1.1835 |
0.03946 |
109 |
90 |
18 |
1 |
2021 |
So that's what the scarf is for. |
1.1833 |
0.04425 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
2022 |
Now you are REALLY not going to get to wear the hat!!! |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2023 |
So much for the warm-up. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2024 |
Why did our species consider taking on this sport? |
1.1833 |
0.04425 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
2025 |
You just wait 'till I warm up. |
1.1832 |
0.04308 |
131 |
113 |
12 |
6 |
2026 |
Well, I guess that's it for the 'Thunda' in the Tundra' |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2027 |
Do you wanna go one more round when Susie gets home from school? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2028 |
You know, Jed, there’s a such thing as warming up too much. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2029 |
Who are you callin' a jolly, happy soul!? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2030 |
Dammit, I froze when you threw that left jab. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2031 |
I 'm glad I am wearing this hat. I didn't feel a thing. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2032 |
I need a little help, can you call the kids? |
1.1827 |
0.05069 |
104 |
91 |
7 |
6 |
2033 |
I'm afraid things are getting a little too heated between us. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2034 |
Luck punch.
I want a rematch. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2035 |
Why you wanna cold-cock me like that? |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2036 |
No fair! What's under that scarf? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2037 |
That's what happens when you don't have a neck. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2038 |
I saw my first blimp this morning. |
1.1826 |
0.04717 |
115 |
100 |
9 |
6 |
2039 |
I see clouds...Am I in heaven? |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
2040 |
Round? You win this season! |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2041 |
With a nose like that who wants a head? |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
2042 |
I know we're snowman, but that punch was cold. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
2043 |
How many times do I have to tell you…
“My head’s not into this!” |
1.1826 |
0.03823 |
115 |
95 |
19 |
1 |
2044 |
Am I down for the count? |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2045 |
I never realized how big the sky really is. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
2046 |
It sounded good in theory. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
2047 |
That was global warming, not your left jab! |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
2048 |
I wish Calvin had never grown up. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2049 |
Just don't add salt to the wound!" |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2050 |
You gotta roll with the punches. |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
2051 |
My icy stare fell flat. |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
2052 |
Hat envy? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2053 |
You are spineless. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2054 |
And that's how the uppercut is done, folks! |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
2055 |
Consider me cold-cocked. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2056 |
I know you got ahead, but I'm still standing ! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ! " |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2057 |
Why didn't you move? |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2058 |
If I block your knock-off you can’t knock my… |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2059 |
That's your best punch? |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2060 |
For once, Sam lay there and wished their disagreement would snowball. |
1.1818 |
0.04689 |
110 |
95 |
10 |
5 |
2061 |
Give me a moment. I seem to have lost my head.
Ellen Sullivan
Newbury, MA |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2062 |
Frosty's Hat Loses its Magic |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2063 |
Why is it that every time we have a disagreement you always lose your head? |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
2064 |
Sorry - my head's just not in it |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
2065 |
It doesn’t pay to be a hothead |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2066 |
I think there is some confusion around using the word "fist" as a verb. |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2067 |
I’m still warming up” ⛄ |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2068 |
Uh, that's a bit more than a chip off the old block |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2069 |
I call bullshit on this magic hat! |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2070 |
They just don’t make us like they used to, Larry. |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2071 |
9352, 9353, 9354.. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2072 |
That's what happens when you don't wear a scarf. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
2073 |
Tis but a scratch; I've had worse. |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
2074 |
a chip off the ole block |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
2075 |
Somehow I thought I'd roll with the punches |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
2076 |
Frosty, the trainer was right; you've got a glass carrot! |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
2077 |
So, there's this bell, right? |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
2078 |
Parson Brown is going to be very disappointed in you. |
1.1810 |
0.05024 |
105 |
92 |
7 |
6 |
2079 |
Steve should have listened to his mother and worn a scarf that day. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2080 |
I always assumed we were more sturdily built than that. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2081 |
Biting my ear off wasn't enough? |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2082 |
The Boleyn. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2083 |
Hey, what happened to the Marquis of Northpole rules? |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
2084 |
It was supposed to be an exhibition! |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2085 |
Is my nose okay? |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2086 |
That was a real snow blow. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2087 |
You know I'm really regretting not putting that scarf on now |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2088 |
Always keep your head in the game! |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2089 |
Let's call it a technical knockout. We'd melt if we went 12 rounds. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2090 |
Apparently I have a "head start"... |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2091 |
Fred finally understood Sylvie’s insistence that the scarf tied it all together |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2092 |
Crap, the sun’s in my eyes. |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
2093 |
Well, it would have melted anyway |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
2094 |
Looks like you're not very familiar with the Marquess of Queensbury boxing rules." |
1.1802 |
0.03882 |
111 |
92 |
18 |
1 |
2095 |
Sorry. I didn't mean it when I said I would knock your block off. |
1.1802 |
0.03665 |
111 |
91 |
20 |
0 |
2096 |
Tails. |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
2097 |
I always take it off before a fight… and no hitting below the belt either |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
2098 |
Maybe we should allow punching below the scarf. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
2099 |
I feel really frosty about this. |
1.1802 |
0.03882 |
111 |
92 |
18 |
1 |
2100 |
My gosh - I didn't mean to hit you THAT hard. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2101 |
SH-Sorry, sorry, Don't tell mom, don't tell mom!! |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
2102 |
It might as well be spring. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2103 |
Hey! We agreed no head-butting! |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2104 |
It's really my arms that are more of a problem. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2105 |
Now let’s see you get to a neutral corner. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2106 |
That didn't hurt |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2107 |
I'm losing my mind over this climate change thing |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2108 |
I'll never use child labor again |
1.1799 |
0.03988 |
139 |
119 |
15 |
5 |
2109 |
I coulda been a contender,
I coulda been somebody instead of just a nobody. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2110 |
Great, now I have to enter concussion protocols. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2111 |
Seems like a bit of an overreaction to a comment about your nose.” |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2112 |
They ran that way dang it |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2113 |
keep your head up |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2114 |
Let me give you a heads up. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2115 |
I don’t think you have your head in the game. |
1.1795 |
0.04797 |
117 |
103 |
7 |
7 |
2116 |
You barely punched me. This minor head dislocation can only be attributed to global warming. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
2117 |
Merely a head wound! |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
2118 |
“I never thought I’d see a cold day in Hell!” |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
2119 |
Oh, that's what High Noon looks like. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
2120 |
'Sorry, I didn't mean it when I said your mother was an icicle!' |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
2121 |
I said let's have a ball, not knock my head off! |
1.1792 |
0.04795 |
106 |
92 |
9 |
5 |
2122 |
No need to fight for the scarf anymore. |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
2123 |
You can’t face me! |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
2124 |
I told you not to sing "Frosty the Snowman." |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
2125 |
Lacking the spine to follow through, Frosty lost his head. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2126 |
Not to disparage your win, but is that Ice Melt on your glove? |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2127 |
That's just a decoy, the rest of me is buried in the snow. I'm pretending I'm at the beach. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2128 |
That punch knocked me cold. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2129 |
I probably shouldn'ta said, "Knock it off with the trash talk." |
1.1789 |
0.03954 |
95 |
78 |
17 |
0 |
2130 |
I don't remember this in Frosty the Snowman. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
2131 |
Hmmm...that was easier than expected! |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2132 |
I said, "give me your best shot, not take my head off! |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2133 |
Once again, Larry was caught cold in the first round. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2134 |
I feel my head's just not in the game today. |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
2135 |
My wife might be right. I need to grow a backbone. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2136 |
I guess it wasn't just a taunt. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2137 |
It's obviously the stocking cap! |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
2138 |
From here on in, it's all uppercuts. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
2139 |
You just wait 'till March! |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
2140 |
I guess I’m not The Great White Hope. |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
2141 |
I think I'll melt down to welterweight. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2142 |
And you thought you could show Sonny Liston a thing or two! |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2143 |
Oops. I was going for the hat. |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
2144 |
Yeah, but you look stupid from this angle. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2145 |
I think I'm going to head out now. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2146 |
Wait, my mind wasn't there. Let's start again! |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
2147 |
I may have gotten cold-cocked, but I'm still ahead. |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2148 |
That's a "knock off." |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2149 |
Wow, That Was Some Climate Changeup! |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2150 |
What are you going to do? Melt on me? |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2151 |
Not fair! You packed your gloves with ice. |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
2152 |
Whenever you're ready |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2153 |
The lack of dignity is hardest to bear. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2154 |
Timeout until Billy gets home from school to patch me up. |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
2155 |
a complete knock off |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
2156 |
Cold-hearted, Bro. |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
2157 |
I need to get my head in the game. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2158 |
"Hey! I'm over here!" |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2159 |
Hey, I said that you could wear my hat! |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2160 |
This headgear isn't working. |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
2161 |
Sorry, I am feeling a bit lightheaded today. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2162 |
Some think boxing is mostly physical but, for me, it’s mostly in my head |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
2163 |
I'm sorry I said you were hoary. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2164 |
No problem. It's just a flesh wound. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2165 |
Maybe I trained too much on my footwork |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2166 |
I didn't do it Honest! I was just standing here! |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2167 |
Your heads not even in the game |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2168 |
I must say, Edgar, your left mitten has improved considerably. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2169 |
Body work, I said to focus on body work! |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
2170 |
They said you had no fist in your glove. |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2171 |
''I didn't hit the body yet but the head still fell' |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
2172 |
I’m guessing this is the winter of your discontent. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2173 |
If the fight was to end right now, I'd be a head. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2174 |
That's a snow blow, Jim. |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
2175 |
This game is just mindless. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2176 |
So THAT's what "bumpity bump bump" means. |
1.1776 |
0.04753 |
107 |
93 |
9 |
5 |
2177 |
Not a snowball’s chance in hell I’ll work through these attachment issues. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
2178 |
I coulda been a contender! |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2179 |
Huh. Get hit hard enough and you really do see stars. |
1.1771 |
0.05129 |
96 |
84 |
7 |
5 |
2180 |
That’s a nasty left mitten-on-a-stick you’ve got there. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2181 |
You used to be such a happy, jolly soul. What happened? |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
2182 |
Did you say go? |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2183 |
I'll never give you the hat. I'm taking it to my grave, sucka. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
2184 |
Keep your head, Frank! |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
2185 |
Come spring you're in for a big surprise yourself. |
1.1770 |
0.04572 |
113 |
98 |
10 |
5 |
2186 |
Okay, round one to you. |
1.1770 |
0.04572 |
113 |
98 |
10 |
5 |
2187 |
Remember we agreed. No body blows. |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2188 |
You say you’ve won. I say, things are only looking up for me. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
2189 |
What a pity…
A hat would indeed complete me. |
1.1769 |
0.03698 |
130 |
109 |
19 |
2 |
2190 |
Knocking your block off was always just a figure of speech |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2191 |
I'm just happy we're in Scorsese's yard and not Lars Von Triers's. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2192 |
That wasn't a knock down. It was a meltdown! |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2193 |
Head down, keep your head dow...ah! |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
A surprising end to the Thrilla in the Chilla |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2195 |
Coldcocked before the bell |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
2196 |
OOPS. SORRY. I ONLY MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
2197 |
Ten-second rule? |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2198 |
Put your head back on, I'm on a roll here. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2199 |
Just wanted to give you a heads up. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
2200 |
But I told you that my head hadn't set yet! |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2201 |
I curse the cartoonist who made my life meaningless! |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
2202 |
You can keep going through the motions, but, face it, I've already won by a knock-off. |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
2203 |
frozen 3- do you want to womp a snowman- coming this Christmas |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2204 |
So much for “The Great White Hope”. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2205 |
I didn’t hear no bell. One more round. |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2206 |
Now that's a head-fake. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2207 |
Give up, you don’t have a snowball's chance. |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2208 |
Not Fair! You knew I was melting! |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
2209 |
Stop whining. You were always a sucker for a left hook. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2210 |
Now we know why spines evolved. |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2211 |
When I get my head back on I'm gonna whup your ass, Clyde! |
1.1759 |
0.04712 |
108 |
94 |
9 |
5 |
2212 |
'Tis but a mere flakewound. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2213 |
Well... at least I'm not melting... |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2214 |
No sense in losing your head over this! |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2215 |
Now you’ve really done it |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2216 |
My eye! It burns! |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2217 |
Mom was right. You'll never get ahead. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2218 |
No, I’m not seeing stars. Cool clouds, though. |
1.1754 |
0.03789 |
114 |
95 |
18 |
1 |
2219 |
DING, DING, DING! (announcer) "...and as the final bell rings, Frosty takes another header into the snow!" |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2220 |
Apologies to Bill Watterson. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2221 |
You said you would wait til spring |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2222 |
If we come from clouds, then why are there still clouds? |
1.1754 |
0.03789 |
114 |
95 |
18 |
1 |
2223 |
Ready ? |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
2224 |
I really don't know what made us think this was a better idea than playing "got your nose". |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2225 |
I told you the goal is a Knock Out,
not a Knock Off! |
1.1754 |
0.03578 |
114 |
94 |
20 |
0 |
2226 |
Just let it cool off for a bit. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2227 |
I want my scarf back. Now. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2228 |
A little help please |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
2229 |
Damn Global Warming! |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2230 |
Let’s go, get me back up there before that pesky dog comes around… |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2231 |
Glass snow jaw. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2232 |
You said " knock it off, correct?"s |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2233 |
I blame my maker. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2234 |
Two out of three? |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
2235 |
Now who's the snowflake? |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
2236 |
Gee Frosty, I didn’t mean it… |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
2237 |
That right hook was truly abominable. |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2238 |
I don’t think we thought this through. |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
2239 |
I thought you said to protect my body and keep my head down! |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2240 |
How about we go for a double header? |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
2241 |
Global warming my ass |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2242 |
It's actually quite peaceful lying here. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
2243 |
I’ll be fine! Just lost my head for a minute! |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2244 |
My coach was right,you have to keep a cool head to win. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
2245 |
Sorry, Frosty, but I’ll take that hat now. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2246 |
``Enjoy the knockout, Rocky. Tomorrow's going to be 68.'' |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
2247 |
Global warming is really kicking our ass |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2248 |
It's not even a flesh wound. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2249 |
See? Thats why humans have necks |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2250 |
Let's go Monty it's just a flesh wound |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2251 |
You didn’t win, I melted away! |
1.1744 |
0.05281 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
2252 |
Now we really aren't in the same weight class. |
1.1743 |
0.03876 |
109 |
91 |
17 |
1 |
2253 |
When your kids are stuck at home for a snow day but you're still virtually commuting, it's really capitalism that's winning. |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
2254 |
I blame Climate Change. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2255 |
I most certainly am ahead! |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2256 |
I could see that upper cut coming, but danm, I was frozen |
1.1743 |
0.04671 |
109 |
95 |
9 |
5 |
2257 |
The sky looks much better from here! |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2258 |
I don't know what happened. I'm sorry... I just lost my head!! |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2259 |
That's some arm! |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2260 |
You could never have done that if it weren’t for global warming. |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
2261 |
Don’t lose your cool |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2262 |
I said, “Wait! My scarf!” |
1.1739 |
0.03759 |
115 |
96 |
18 |
1 |
2263 |
There must have been no magic in that old silk hat they found. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2264 |
The sky…it looks so nice. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2265 |
Hey...not fair. I was in the sun! |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2266 |
I thought 'Gonna knock your head off' was just a hyperbolic cliche. |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
2267 |
It's the best way I've found to avoid a knockout. |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
2268 |
I feel strangely light-headed.” |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2269 |
What do you say we go best two out of three seasons? |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2270 |
Grab some cauliflower for my ear |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2271 |
You wouldn’t hit a guy who only has two balls, wouldja? |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
2272 |
I told you to knock my socks off |
1.1736 |
0.03598 |
144 |
122 |
19 |
3 |
2273 |
Oh shit, it looks like rain |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
2274 |
No worry. Come spring this won't have mattered. |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
2275 |
Just wait, you'll be a puddle just like me. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
2276 |
That uppercut is "snow" joke hahaha... but actually I'm still seeing stars |
1.1735 |
0.05030 |
98 |
86 |
7 |
5 |
2277 |
That's quite a flurry. |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2278 |
I love the passion, but maybe you dial it back just a bit for the next round. |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2279 |
I say it’s a technical knockout! |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2280 |
Okay, ready... just give me a sec... |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2281 |
These children have a cruel sense of humor. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2282 |
I knew I shouldn’t have worn this hat. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2283 |
I can do “Hands Up” but not “Heads Up” |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2284 |
Com'on, you promised to give me a head's UP! |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2285 |
Two out of three wins? |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2286 |
Oops. You OK?" |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2287 |
That's illegal. I'm calling ICE. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2288 |
Mike Tyson was right. I have no plan. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2289 |
Winter is almost over. Let's pick this up next season. |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2290 |
You bloke, that was my head!! |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2291 |
I guess that kickboxing class was a bad idea. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2292 |
I have not yet begun to fight. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2293 |
It’s not a knockout till my butt is on the ground! |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2294 |
They kept saying, “you don’t have a glass jaw, you’ll be great!” I kept saying, “I don’t think that’s the issue.” |
1.1727 |
0.03621 |
110 |
91 |
19 |
0 |
2295 |
That felt like a bee |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2296 |
Now let me show you my Nor'Easter... |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2297 |
House, MD. Season 9 cold open. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2298 |
Well you did say you were going to knock my block off. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
2299 |
I am sorta regretting my "snowballs chance in hell" remark right about now. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2300 |
You can’t blame global warming for this one, Bill. |
1.1724 |
0.03729 |
116 |
97 |
18 |
1 |
2301 |
I thought global warming was my biggest threat. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2302 |
Remember the time I found your eyes for you? |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
2303 |
Now that's a flurry of punches. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2304 |
I told you I would knock your head off. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2305 |
I'm blaming global warming. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2306 |
If you help me up, I’ll promise to go easy on you next round. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2307 |
I’m thinking maybe there is another sport that would benefit from my flexibility. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2308 |
Wow! I got caught cold! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2309 |
You really ARE the Abominable Snowman, aren't you. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2310 |
I warned you that you were choosing fashion over function with that hat. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2311 |
Not fair! My arms are douglas fir. Yours are mahogany. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2312 |
Well, I still think Robert Frost is overrated. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2313 |
I liked that head…If I had to lose it, I’m glad I lost it to you. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2314 |
I'm warming up. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2315 |
I thought you were made of colder stuff than that. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2316 |
I never realized how big the sky is. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2317 |
THIS is why I suggested a thumb war Hank |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2318 |
You chose correctly. The scarf does give you superpowers. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2319 |
That's why you should always wear a scarf. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
2320 |
Wonder if Parson Brown does Last Rites. |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
2321 |
I told you I had an Ice jaw! |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2322 |
You win. Here's your beanie back. Now, come and get it! |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
2323 |
I've knocked your iceblock off. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2324 |
So, you’re saying I don’t have a snowball’s chance? |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2325 |
“Well, I didn’t lose my hat. At least that.” |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2326 |
Still life |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2327 |
Oh great. You know I’m supposed to do a wedding today. How’s that going to work? |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2328 |
Oh great. Here comes that leg lifting Lab |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2329 |
More like "Frosty the SlowMan!" |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2330 |
I didn't believe in climate change until it affected me personally. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2331 |
If you wanted my cap that badly, go pick it up. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2332 |
That kid has a warped sense of humor. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2333 |
Am I allowed to eat you now? |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2334 |
At least I landed nose-up. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2335 |
Don't know when to retire, do you? |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2336 |
Sorry! The kids will roll you another one. |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2337 |
I knew I should've warmed up first. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2338 |
OK you win !
It’ my turn to take out the trash ! |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2339 |
My carrot nose didn't help, but I blame my glass jaw most. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2340 |
I hollared stop. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2341 |
Yeah, looks like snow clouds. Say,can we check the weather a different way next time? |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2342 |
You got 1 out of 3, let’s go again. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2343 |
Is that a hole in one? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2344 |
I really don't see the humor in this! |
1.1712 |
0.04592 |
111 |
97 |
9 |
5 |
2345 |
Rock em Sock Snowmen my Butt! How do I get it back on? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2346 |
See, I knocked you out cold. |
1.1709 |
0.04589 |
117 |
103 |
8 |
6 |
2347 |
Don't blame me, global warming did it. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2348 |
Okay… “Uncle”? |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2349 |
Uhh, I'm new at this. Does that mean you concede? |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2350 |
I'm sorry. I don't even know why I'm wearing these gloves. It occurs to me that the system might be pitting us against each other. |
1.1707 |
0.04427 |
123 |
108 |
9 |
6 |
2351 |
But honey all I said was that you had a few more buttons this year. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2352 |
What? I’m icing it. |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
2353 |
Thought you said if I was a couple of inches taller I'd be a knockout!!! |
1.1704 |
0.03572 |
135 |
114 |
19 |
2 |
2354 |
That was a snow melt! Not an illegal punch! |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2355 |
Oh, knock it off! |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2356 |
Don't underestimate a good head fake. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2357 |
Now that was a bit Frosty of you, wasn't it? |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2358 |
Too hard? |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2359 |
That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I asked for tips on how I could make weight. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2360 |
At least now you know why you shouldn’t pee in the snow! |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2361 |
I’m sure there’s a “can’t get it up” joke in here somewhere. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2362 |
The “Thilla in Vanilla.”
Six rounds. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2363 |
That jab was perfect!, So, what now? |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2364 |
I thought dad was talking about work when he said heads will roll. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2365 |
That was not your punch, it is global warming. |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
2366 |
Ever since climate change I’ve had to deal with this “glass” head! |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2367 |
Now there was no need to lose your head over this disagreement. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2368 |
I miss Calvin & Hobbes also. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2369 |
The blue sky is lovely, but I can't see your face. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
2370 |
Little did he know, the thaw would be quick and efficient |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2371 |
Get your head in the game, Michael |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2372 |
Hey!!... No punching above the scarf!! |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2373 |
Is this a knock out or a white out? |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2374 |
Can't wait until the kid comes back and finishes me off. |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
2375 |
Now will you give me back my hat? |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
2376 |
I said 'bob and weave,' |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2377 |
I think that would be a TKO, a Technical Knock Off |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2378 |
I thought we agreed to nothing above the scarf. |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
2379 |
‘Told ‘ you this wouldn’t work!! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2380 |
I hate it when you want to play Rock'em - Sock'em Robots. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2381 |
I'm going to liquidate you. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
89 |
78 |
7 |
4 |
2382 |
January is too early in the season for a midlife crisis. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2383 |
Joke's on you! Phil didn't see his shadow!! |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2384 |
Influence that, bee-atch |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2385 |
The Headless Snowman rides tonight... |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2386 |
Global warming ruins the annual Snowman Boxing Match. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2387 |
That's hitting above the belt |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2388 |
It happens when you're modular. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2389 |
Body blows only? Since when? |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2390 |
You never did have much of a chin |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2391 |
Same time next year? |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2392 |
The commission’s delayed ruling vis-á-vis non-regulation scarves really ruined the sport |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2393 |
Hey Sal, we've got another Ichibod Crane situation over here... |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2394 |
We said no uppercuts |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2395 |
I'm going to need some ice on this... |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2396 |
I think we should wear helmets. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2397 |
Look, I just can’t get my head in the game. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2398 |
Whoa, ice really does stop the bleeding. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2399 |
Your Nor'easter packs a wallop. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2400 |
Sure the hat looks cool but the scarf keeps your head in the game. |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
2401 |
Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowmen. Now what? |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2402 |
Hmm, first punch again. You think this is why no one watches? |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2403 |
Can we talk about this, before we both lose our heads? |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2404 |
I am head and shoulders above my frozen competitors |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2405 |
What do you mean, "it's just a flesh wound"? |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
2406 |
That’s it! Jab, cross, and then the Snowmaker ! |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2407 |
You’re so hot-headed, I didn’t break a sweat. |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
2408 |
No,it's okay. I always roll with the punches. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2409 |
He could stomach carrots and pieces of coal, but this was the moment Curly’s trainer knew it was time to find a different line of work. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2410 |
brought to you by the inventor of rockem sockem robots. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2411 |
No, I just froze, and you took the shot; Well played! |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
2412 |
Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowmen |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2413 |
Live it up Frosty, you schnook!
A certain unscrupulous groundhog and Pittsburgh underboss promised me a garden full of carrots if I take an "early swing." |
1.1667 |
0.04478 |
114 |
100 |
9 |
5 |
2414 |
I throw in the scarf. |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2415 |
When you go high,I go low. |
1.1667 |
0.05300 |
90 |
80 |
5 |
5 |
2416 |
You know, it's customary to touch gloves before a match begins. |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2417 |
Why was I made to fail? |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2418 |
Ugh. They don’t make us like they used to. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2419 |
nothing like getting ahead |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2420 |
There must have been some magic in that old right glove they found. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2421 |
The kids are in their Rocky phase. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2422 |
Ooh! That ice left hook laid him out cold. Snowball's chance he's getting packed up after that. Looks like Frosty Ray Robinson's chance at the cold have melted away. And Muhammed Al-Freeze wins it all with that blizzarding white-out." |
1.1667 |
0.04651 |
108 |
95 |
8 |
5 |
2423 |
No matter how hard I try, I can’t get a head |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2424 |
If I had been warmed up, I would have been more elusive. |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2425 |
Tell me when you're ready to learn about body shots. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2426 |
Boy, that was cold. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2427 |
Where’s the magic in your old silk hat now?” |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2428 |
Alrighty then,two out of three! |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2429 |
There's not enough time for a rematch. We're already starting to melt. |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
2430 |
No hitting below the carrot. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2431 |
At least I got the hat. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2432 |
That’s a knock off not a knock out! |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2433 |
It’s about that time that we’ll have to continue this next year. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2434 |
Dang! Cold-cocked again! |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2435 |
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee – his hands can’t hit what his eyes can’t see. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2436 |
Spring thaw for the win. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2437 |
Sorry, but you really need to dispense with your warm-up routine. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2438 |
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2439 |
Help, lil help now! |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2440 |
Oops! Do the
Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply here? |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
2441 |
Frosty fought on despite his injury. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2442 |
We need to find another way to pass the time. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2443 |
HEADSHOT- doesn't count! Below the scarf only! |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2444 |
Once we melt, you're mine. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2445 |
I didn't even punch you. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2446 |
Boxers need feet! |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2447 |
It's the final meltdown! |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2448 |
I told you i have fists of flurry. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2449 |
Now that's what I call SNOW FALL!" |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2450 |
You no longer look like a jolly, happy soul. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2451 |
Stick beats carrot |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2452 |
This isn't going well, is it? |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
2453 |
I guess that’s considered a TKSNOW |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2454 |
Jab! Cross! Hook! Oops, I think you need to ice that |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2455 |
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you... you'll be a snowman, my son. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2456 |
Fine, you can have the corncob pipe this year. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2457 |
I didn't see it coming. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2458 |
No, I said heads up! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2459 |
Thant was my good hat! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2460 |
Your bad. I lost my head. |
1.1652 |
0.03691 |
115 |
97 |
17 |
1 |
2461 |
Rats. I wanted your cap. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2462 |
There. I threw my hat in the ring. What’s next? |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2463 |
Okay NOW I see things from a different perspective. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2464 |
Call the kids! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2465 |
I didn't want to hit below the belt! |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2466 |
I'm worried about a dog coming and eating my nose! |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2467 |
Pffft! Is that all you got? |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2468 |
Hurt?! Not in the least. No, matter of fact, I feel 6-8” deep over the tri-state area! |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2469 |
I told you, “Don’t hit me in the carrot!” but did you listen? No! Now in anger, I’ve completely lost my head! |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
2470 |
Hands up. Got it. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2471 |
Out by a knockout in Round -12! |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2472 |
The fix is in. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2473 |
But it’s below the belt NOW. |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
2474 |
Are those oven mitts regulation? |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2475 |
With yet another beheading, it was clear that snowman boxing would benefit from regulatory reform. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2476 |
Enough with the drama, already! Put your head back on and let's get back to whatever it was we were fighting about in the first place! |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2477 |
The betting fans want to know if this counts as a tko |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2478 |
That's for disappearing on me last summer. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2479 |
Come on that’s not fair |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2480 |
My body's a fighter. My head is a passive resister. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2481 |
This isn’t a head game! |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
2482 |
That was not in the forecast. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2483 |
Frosty proving the old adage, “work the body and the head will fall.” |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2484 |
Like I always told you son,hard work and practice will always get you AHEAD. |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2485 |
Sorry. That's a bit of a gruesome start. |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
2486 |
A knock off! |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2487 |
Good one! How long have you been boxing? |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2488 |
Now that's gonna leave a mark... |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2489 |
See? Mom told you to wear your scarf! |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2490 |
Lost your head again,eh? |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
2491 |
Rematch? |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
2492 |
I told you we should wear headgear. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2493 |
Rockem-Sockem yes but that was robots. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2494 |
I guess we won't be going the full 12 rounds today. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2495 |
I told you; this is why we don't celebrate Boxing Day. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2496 |
This is why we can't have nice things. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2497 |
The Marquess of Queensberry rules say decapitation is not allowed. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2498 |
Go aHEAD and try that again. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2499 |
Well, it's better than melting away. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2500 |
I was led to believe that cooler heads would prevail. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2501 |
Refreshing change of scenery from down here |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2502 |
Now I’m no longer in your weight class. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2503 |
No throwing at the head. And also, no throwing the head.” |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2504 |
You knocked my ice block off. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2505 |
I thought we agreed, 'No hitting above the neck. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2506 |
So much for "a jolly happy soul." |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2507 |
Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again someday! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2508 |
No fair! I wasn't ready yet. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2509 |
I told you the scarf serves a purpose. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2510 |
I don't think I can blame global warming for this one. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2511 |
Heavy is the head that wears the pom. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2512 |
No fair, you know the carrot is off limits… |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2513 |
Looks like more of us is on the way. |
1.1635 |
0.03644 |
104 |
87 |
17 |
0 |
2514 |
Nice one, champ. Good luck fighting climate change! |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2515 |
When dad said "keep your head on your shoulders" I didn't think he meant literally |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2516 |
Not feeling so jolly or happy now |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2517 |
How about we take our gloves off and band together against global warming? |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2518 |
The etymology of Bob and Weave |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2519 |
It's been a brutal winter. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2520 |
I ASKED you not to say, "I'll knock your block off!.. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2521 |
Caught off-guard with fancy footwork. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2522 |
La Nina clobbered me again! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2523 |
I thought we agreed not to loose our heads over a girl... |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2524 |
If you call the match over, I’ll finish ahead. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2525 |
... Whenever you're rea... dy... HEY!!! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2526 |
Stung like a Bee, Spring is Coming! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2527 |
Somehow this reminds me of the French Revolution. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2528 |
Hmm. I just told him to take off his hat. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2529 |
That does it! I’m gonna totally melt you now! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2530 |
Still can't knock me off my feet. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2531 |
Does that count as a knock-out? The rules are a little unclear on this scenario |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2532 |
I just can’t keep my head in the game. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2533 |
Yeah, but I didn’t hit below the belt. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2534 |
Uncle! |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2535 |
I had a plan until you punched me in the face. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2536 |
Okay, sorry...I didn't know you were so sensitive about the ugly scarf. |
1.1633 |
0.03753 |
98 |
82 |
16 |
0 |
2537 |
That’s the last time I argue with you about climate change. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2538 |
I said befriending! |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2539 |
The kids today don't build snowmen with the same passion they felt before e-games and climate changes. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2540 |
The climate discussion made me lose my head |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2541 |
Get up!
Show me what you're made of! |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2542 |
Duck and ...what?! |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2543 |
Great. Now we have to wait for that little kid with the stuffed tiger. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2544 |
I thought you were joking when you said you'd knock my.... |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2545 |
On the bright side, we can play basketball now! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2546 |
Talk about a frosty reception! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2547 |
Tis but a flesh wound. Come back here, you coward! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2548 |
Calvin is going to be very upset. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2549 |
If you don’t stop this I’ll punch you in the f… forget it! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2550 |
That's cold, man. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2551 |
Where’s the head ref? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2552 |
At least Holyfield isn't hearing this |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2553 |
I know precisely where it went |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2554 |
Where's the ref? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2555 |
They call me Snowhamed Ali |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2556 |
Dance like a snow flutter but sting like a sleet |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2557 |
I didn't call you Olaf! |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2558 |
Garabanzo! |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2559 |
Come on Alice, don’t lose your head over this! |
1.1628 |
0.04004 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
2560 |
Roll me around a bit so we can be in the same weight class. |
1.1628 |
0.05194 |
86 |
76 |
6 |
4 |
2561 |
All it took was one thumpety, thump thump to look at Frosty go. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2562 |
This never happened to the Rock'em Sock'em Robots |
1.1628 |
0.05194 |
86 |
76 |
6 |
4 |
2563 |
And we didn't even start the warming-up part. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2564 |
Better luck next year. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2565 |
Forgot to put sunscreen on my neck |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2566 |
I thought you said this would be a “friendly” |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2567 |
My insurance won't cover this. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2568 |
I’ll get you next year. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2569 |
You didn’t even wait for the bell |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2570 |
It’s so cold I can’t feel my face |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2571 |
This didn't go quite the way I thought it would... |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2572 |
JOE: I'M SO SORRY! |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2573 |
Frosty learns that all hats are not magical. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2574 |
I should have trained harder -- I put on 10 lbs. during the last blizzard. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2575 |
Let's try baseball. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2576 |
Anderson has really taken a hit this winter…he is out cold |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
2577 |
You are made of pow |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2578 |
I don't think Rock-em, Sock-em Snowbots is going to sell. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2579 |
What do you hope to accomplish by this? |
1.1619 |
0.04712 |
105 |
93 |
7 |
5 |
2580 |
What’s your second punch? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2581 |
Put my scarf back, twerp! |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2582 |
Actually, this is better than getting punched in the nose. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2583 |
Win or lose, we’ll all end up in the same place. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2584 |
Touch gloves, touch gloves! |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2585 |
HOW is my hat still on? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2586 |
Clearly you didn't get the memo that this was an exhibition match |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2587 |
"You didn't have to do that. I'm sorry I took your cap. I was cold." |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2588 |
I'm ok. It's only a frost wound. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2589 |
It’s only because I wasn’t warmed up yet”-Matthew F |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2590 |
Now give me back the gosh darn hat! |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2591 |
He fights like he has ice in his veins |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2592 |
Oops, I don’t think we thought this through. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2593 |
You still can't have my hat, Ron. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2594 |
I'd go another round, but I think this puts me in a different weight class. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2595 |
Now I see why you're wearing a scarf. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2596 |
Frosty's got something for your mama too! |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2597 |
Snow, you didn't
Thomas Frizzell
Crockett, Texas |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2598 |
You should see the other guy |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
2599 |
But, I barely touched you. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2600 |
The Johnson’s always pride themselves on having the best seasonal display in their gated community. This year’s theme was Rumble in the Jungle. |
1.1613 |
0.04343 |
124 |
110 |
8 |
6 |
2601 |
Wait! Was it on three or after three? Well I guess I will never know... |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
2602 |
Technically, it's a knock *off* |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2603 |
Oh no, I can see the sun. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2604 |
You're still cool George, just roll it off |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2605 |
It's just a head wound. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2606 |
Feisty the snowman had a hell of a right hook... |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2607 |
Sorry, I’m not really a fighter. I just lost my head. |
1.1609 |
0.03962 |
87 |
73 |
14 |
0 |
2608 |
Any other bright ideas? |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2609 |
C’mon, Frosty, keep your head in the game |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
2610 |
Spare me the punchline! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2611 |
I could kill that Calvin! |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2612 |
Still better than water polo. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2613 |
That was a little aggressive. I would have GIVEN you my carrot." |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2614 |
Your midsection is next |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2615 |
Okay Round One to you then |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2616 |
HAY , I SAID , NO HITTING BELOW THE HAT |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2617 |
This is unfortunate. I was just getting warmed up. |
1.1607 |
0.04494 |
112 |
99 |
8 |
5 |
2618 |
…he took a tremendous blow from his northeast, an uppercut right to the carrot… |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2619 |
Of course you won, you have 'The Scarf of Unhittability" |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2620 |
That was a cold blooded knock-out if there ever was one... |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
2621 |
… and stop calling me Louie. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2622 |
My block slipping off can't be a TKO. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2623 |
I meant to knock your SOCKS off. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2624 |
Climate change!
Climate change!
left hook. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2625 |
Blame it on the global warming |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2626 |
You pack a good punch,
If only my builder could pack so well. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2627 |
Best of freeze? |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2628 |
So much for building a contender. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2629 |
Y’know Adrian, I’m starting to think it is about how hard you hit. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2630 |
It was supposed to be no contact… |
1.1604 |
0.03581 |
106 |
89 |
17 |
0 |
2631 |
….. told you not to lose your head. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2632 |
I guess I’ll just lie here now and wait for spring. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2633 |
It’s cold down here ! |
1.1600 |
0.03483 |
125 |
106 |
18 |
1 |
2634 |
OK I regret mentioning your butt looks big in that outfit! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2635 |
A little more to the left?" |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2636 |
But still, you don't win unless I melt!" |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2637 |
Darn! That happens every time I blow my nose. |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
2638 |
If only hurts when I laugh. |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2639 |
Put em up! I can still see you! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2640 |
Well Joe, that's one way to avoid a head shot. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2641 |
You never did have your head on straight! |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2642 |
Nice scarf. |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
2643 |
Down goes Frozier! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2644 |
The emotional hit! When somebody finds out they both have feelings. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
2645 |
For the last time, I didn't steal your stocking cap. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2646 |
I said on the count of THREE, Larry! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2647 |
I know I can explain the black eyes to my wife, but this?! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2648 |
Put up your dukes, I'm not going for that head fake. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2649 |
The body, Jake. Always start with the body. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2650 |
No biggie, dude. Life's short. Spring's around the corner. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2651 |
Brainless is the best way to play the game. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2652 |
Nice going jerk, you win - and now I'm uninsurable with a "pre-existing" condition! |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2653 |
Quit bragging just because you're ahead. |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2654 |
Chiller in Manilla |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2655 |
I'm so embarrassed, I wish the sun would come out and just melt me already. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2656 |
No fair, you cold cocked me. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2657 |
I've got two rounds left in me! |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2658 |
I just can’t get my head into this boxing thing |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2659 |
The Super Glue was supposed to have set by now. |
1.1593 |
0.04456 |
113 |
100 |
8 |
5 |
2660 |
This isn't quite what I meant by a "face-off" |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2661 |
I said, "Take of my HAT!" |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2662 |
When you’re in the ring it’s best to keep a cool head. |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
2663 |
Looks like I've lost some water-weight since the weigh-in. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2664 |
The results of a wicked right slush punch to the carrot. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2665 |
Sorry I listened to you about today being "boxing day". |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2666 |
Hmm. Maybe I should rethink this... every time we have a little conflict,he loses his head. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2667 |
Why did you punch my head?
How can snowmen even fight?
And why can I still talk with just my head?? |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2668 |
It’s only a flesh wound |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2669 |
I was undefeated at kickboxing. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2670 |
Didn't work, I'm still thinking about her. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2671 |
Mother is always right. She told you to wear a scarf. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2672 |
Below the hat does not count. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2673 |
Should I call you Ice-abod Crane? |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2674 |
we can do this all winter long! |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2675 |
Well, now you've got the scarf AND the belt. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2676 |
Where's the rest of me? |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2677 |
Great footwork. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2678 |
You know, I used to be a movie star. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2679 |
Caught me nodding off, din't ya'? |
1.1584 |
0.03651 |
101 |
85 |
16 |
0 |
2680 |
Yikes! Sorry can’t help you. Just got my nails done. |
1.1584 |
0.04820 |
101 |
90 |
6 |
5 |
2681 |
Nothing to lose your head over. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2682 |
That’s no excuse. The devil’s not anywhere near here. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2683 |
It was over with a single snow blow. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2684 |
Sticks and stones Gerry, sticks and stones. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2685 |
Dad said you were supposed to let me win... |
1.1583 |
0.04427 |
120 |
107 |
7 |
6 |
2686 |
So, this is how I die. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2687 |
Sure, I started it, but now you need to pick on somebody your own size. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2688 |
Ok, but I'll win the long game because you will melt before me. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2689 |
I'd continue, but the concussion protocol won't allow it. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2690 |
See, you gotta roll with the punches! |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2691 |
I am going to tell everyone it was a split decision. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2692 |
Does this count as below the belt? |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2693 |
FREEZE |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2694 |
Go ahead. Tell me that's not 'cold-cocked'. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2695 |
Hey! I'll be back again someday. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2696 |
Some snowmen knock another snowman's head off just to make themselves seem taller. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2697 |
It's not fair play if you're in a shadow for most of the day. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2698 |
I wish I had finished high school” |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2699 |
Dude, that's just cold. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2700 |
Hell of a crosswind. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2701 |
I knew this sparring would snowball |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2702 |
Okay. Now let's try sumo. |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
2703 |
I can predict your punches much better from down here. |
1.1574 |
0.03521 |
108 |
91 |
17 |
0 |
2704 |
Knockout? Nah, man. I want a 10-count. |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
2705 |
Ah this is why my manager told me to wear the scarf. |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
2706 |
Nobody calls me the Pillsbury Doughboy and gets away with it |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2707 |
This went from Guerra & Boothby to Calvin & Hobbes. |
1.1573 |
0.03881 |
89 |
75 |
14 |
0 |
2708 |
Strictly speaking I’m not down for the count. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2709 |
I can do this all day. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2710 |
Classic - now I'm a torso! |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2711 |
Enough fighting. Let's make snow angels. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2712 |
I didn’t mean for you to lose your head over our battle over whether climate change is real! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2713 |
If I'd known those kids brought us to life just to watch us fight, I'd never have let them put this old silk hat on me. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2714 |
Since when is telekinesis allowed under Marquess of Queensbury rules? |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2715 |
Guess I’ve been cold cocked! |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2716 |
Hurry up I'm getting a brain freeze! |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2717 |
Be thankful I didn't bite your ear off. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2718 |
Even for little Timmy, this tableau is dark. |
1.1569 |
0.04775 |
102 |
91 |
6 |
5 |
2719 |
You call that a body blow! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2720 |
I'm already on ice...Now get me to a hospital! |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
2721 |
You didn’t need to cold-cock me just because I stole your cap! |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2722 |
Best of three? |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2723 |
And I was forecast to win. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2724 |
Where the hell is the ref? |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2725 |
Hey, it’s nothing to lose your head over. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2726 |
I'm through fighting. Now I going to give you the cold shoulder. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2727 |
And thats why we wear scarves, Bob |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2728 |
I didn’t realize that was an option. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2729 |
I thought we agreed head shots were out of line. |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
2730 |
There must have been NO magic in
The old wool hat they found
For when they placed it on
His head fell to the ground |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2731 |
See! I said I don't worry about facial cuts, didn't I? |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2732 |
I said let's settle this on the ice *rink*, with a "k" |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2733 |
Weren't we supposed to touch gloves first? |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2734 |
Don't feel bad-I was just warming up. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2735 |
Cutman! |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2736 |
Hey! That’s a foul! |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2737 |
That’s not fair - you cold-cocked me. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2738 |
Hey, I'm warning you, stop while you are a head! |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2739 |
Lucky punch. Now I got ya where I want ya! |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
2740 |
Climate change is still my biggest problem. |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2741 |
So much for...cooler heads prevail! |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2742 |
I think I’ve lost my mind |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
2743 |
I still think we have time before climate change becomes a problem. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2744 |
You know the rules! No head blows or blow torches. |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2745 |
Oh no, you've given me two black ice! |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2746 |
This is why I suggested we only do body shots. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2747 |
Um-- would this be a technical knock-off? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2748 |
Don't lose your head over it! |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2749 |
Yes, this means I win. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2750 |
Okay, I guess I'll refer to you as 'snow person' from here on out. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2751 |
Well, that escalated quickly. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2752 |
Eric finally gets back at donny jr. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2753 |
Winter primary season can be so unforgiving. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2754 |
Hey! I thought this was a cardio class |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2755 |
This wouldn't have happened if you had a neck. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2756 |
I thought we agreed not to lose our heads over this. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2757 |
Welp, our fates were sealed anyway thanks to that pesky groundhog |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2758 |
This would be all right if I were a Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robot. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2759 |
Sometimes, sports aren't just all fun and games when someone loses their head! |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2760 |
You could have warned me you were the Rock 'em Sock 'em champ of '69!!! |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2761 |
Forget your headgear?
Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2762 |
Oh Frosty, what have you done? All my life--all two days of it--is passing before my eyes! |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2763 |
Being scarfless was his undoing |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2764 |
move like a butterfly, it stings when I freeze |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2765 |
Oh look! I can finally watch the sundogs without getting a stiff neck. |
1.1553 |
0.03587 |
103 |
87 |
16 |
0 |
2766 |
Didn't you hear me say "Heads Up"! |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2767 |
It’s nothing, just water weight. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2768 |
FIGHTING WITH HIS HEART, NOT HIS HEAD |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2769 |
Technically, I am down but NOT out. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2770 |
After a quick, ice bath plunge,
you won't recognize me for Round Two. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2771 |
At least my head's kind of warm." |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2772 |
I thought we agreed not to hit above the belt. |
1.1553 |
0.03587 |
103 |
87 |
16 |
0 |
2773 |
I must say. I never saw that one-two punch coming. |
1.1553 |
0.04525 |
103 |
91 |
8 |
4 |
2774 |
Uh-oh. Does this mean I'm the anti-hero? |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2775 |
I’m shouldering this match. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2776 |
I hope your whole damn family melts, Don. |
1.1553 |
0.04525 |
103 |
91 |
8 |
4 |
2777 |
Well, you knocked me out cold... |
1.1553 |
0.03587 |
103 |
87 |
16 |
0 |
2778 |
I'm rolling with the punches buddy ! |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2779 |
This isn't what I meant when I said to knock it off. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2780 |
I said BELOW the belt! |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2781 |
Sorry you lost your head! I was just playing around. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2782 |
Get up by 10 or else Spring will call it a draw |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2783 |
You said you had twig arms. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2784 |
I'm pretty sure this isn't the right sport for us. |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2785 |
I think I would have preferred a low blow. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2786 |
So, that's why they call you "The Avalanche." |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2787 |
Rats! You started melting before I even got a chance to knock your head for a loop. |
1.1546 |
0.03690 |
97 |
82 |
15 |
0 |
2788 |
Wanta try again.? |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2789 |
You haven’t one. I’m still on my feet |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2790 |
Thank god you did not hit below the belt |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2791 |
Oh Snow! Are you ok? |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2792 |
Let’s keep it under the belt from now on, okay?! |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2793 |
Tis but a scratch - a flesh wound! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2794 |
Well the first rule of boxing is protect your face. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2795 |
Float like an ice bug, sting like a bee |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2796 |
I can take you with my head
lying behind my back! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2797 |
For the purpose of practice, I’m giving you a head start. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2798 |
I'd like to give another go but I 've seemed to have lost my head!? |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2799 |
Calvin would be proud. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2800 |
Oh Dear, I seem to have lost my head |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2801 |
I didn't say "ding". |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2802 |
Nice hit. Is that my ex-girlfriend’s scarf? |
1.1546 |
0.04713 |
97 |
86 |
7 |
4 |
2803 |
Hey, wait for the bell.
🛎️ |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2804 |
Let’s take off the heads, Harry, and see who can fight like a real snowman |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2805 |
Were we not supposed to do a warm up? |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2806 |
Don’t bother. Global warming is gonna knock us both out. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2807 |
One sec, I forgot my scarf. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2808 |
Darn Calvin! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2809 |
I told you I didn’t have a head for this. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2810 |
Float like a butterfly sting like a... snowman? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2811 |
Coward! It’s just a flesh wound. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2812 |
Could I borrow your scarf? |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2813 |
Can someone get me some ice for my head? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2814 |
If I had a brain I might have thought this through, |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2815 |
I give up. Let's make snow angels instead |
1.1538 |
0.03350 |
117 |
99 |
18 |
0 |
2816 |
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN WITH A GLASS JAW |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
2817 |
How the hell can I go to a neutral corner? |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2818 |
You and your lucky scarf. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2819 |
That was a frosty reception |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2820 |
Don't mind me - I'm keeping a cool head! |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
2821 |
No fair you have a heads up |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
2822 |
Ok. I think we should donate these gloves or something. I’m pretty sure we’re doing boxing day wrong. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2823 |
Am still leading on points !! |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2824 |
I told you your head wasn’t on straight back when this was just a snowball fight. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2825 |
I'm sorry I insulted your scarf |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2826 |
By tomorrow, the pain will all melt away. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2827 |
As The Black Knight once said, ‘Tis but a scratch.’ |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2828 |
A day late,a head short. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
2829 |
I think my footwork is lacking. |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
2830 |
Hey, head first is in baseball! |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2831 |
Pull yourself together man and let's do this. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2832 |
Tis but a scratch,I’ve had worse. Nothing compared to global warming! |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2833 |
I hope next year, the kids are into golf. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2834 |
I said you were way over your head! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2835 |
' I guess I should have mentioned my frozen shoulders...' |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2836 |
Oh--until a momentnago, Unthought ypunwere a head! |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2837 |
Sorry about it. I hope that did not kill you. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2838 |
Haven't you heard about male fragility? |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2839 |
What did you think was gonna happen? |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2840 |
Better me than global warming. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2841 |
Oh, snow..." |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2842 |
More like Fisty the Snow Man. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2843 |
Just one of the downsides of having no spine. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2844 |
I told you not to go for the carrot. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2845 |
Well,Calvin just likes to mess with people |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2846 |
Okay, you were right, the hat was dumb. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2847 |
You did tell my to get my head in the game, Frank. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2848 |
Ohhhhhh, I forgot my scarf |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2849 |
Oh, so now you think you're ahead of the game . |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2850 |
Oh, great. I never liked my carrot nose, and now I’ve got a cauliflower ear. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2851 |
That should clinch a win on points |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2852 |
You're supposed to hit BELOW the belt! |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2853 |
We can schedule a rematch in the spring . |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
2854 |
Now you're outnumbered! |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2855 |
Seems we're not identical twins any more. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2856 |
I asked you to give me head..... |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2857 |
It's just a flesh wound. Come on and fight, you pansy. I'll poke your eyes out with my nose! |
1.1531 |
0.04887 |
98 |
88 |
5 |
5 |
2858 |
Okay, next round, no head shots |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2859 |
That didn't take long. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2860 |
Come over here and try that again. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2861 |
— Am I winning coach?
— That’s not what I meant with «hands up and head down» kiddo “
Cc @fatu |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2862 |
I thought Boxing Day, was something different |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
2863 |
When I said 'Knock my block off!' I meant that figuratively..." #LuxyPostcardsEtc #Etsy #FaceBoo |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2864 |
So, who does this benefit? |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2865 |
So that’s what snow clouds look like. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2866 |
We should’ve made a ref first |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2867 |
No, it isn't! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2868 |
The ref just called a 'TK Snow" |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
2869 |
Hold on, would ya'? I need to get my head on straight. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2870 |
A little help here and the hat is yours. |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
2871 |
Maybe we should take up bowling.” |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2872 |
The Mike Tyson Christmas card range never really caught on. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2873 |
You don't stand a snowballs chance in Hell |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2874 |
If only I had knees, I would have ducked that one! |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2875 |
They’re saying it’s overly symbolic. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2876 |
That was the coldest left hook I've ever felt... |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
2877 |
Ok, so what if I lost my head ! |
1.1527 |
0.03978 |
131 |
116 |
10 |
5 |
2878 |
I blame Taylor Swift. |
1.1525 |
0.04277 |
118 |
105 |
8 |
5 |
2879 |
Fight,I still got two balls intact. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2880 |
I don't have a head for this kind of thing. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2881 |
I told you no one wants to see white guys box. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2882 |
The NFL just called and said you're good to keep going. |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
2883 |
Actually, I was just jealous of your hat. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2884 |
Yeah - it's a knock off - not a "technical knockout." . |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2885 |
A new perspective looking up at the sun - no need to fight since life is short and precious! |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2886 |
Why do I always lose my head in these situations? |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2887 |
Technically, it's not a block. It's a ball. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2888 |
Next round, I get the scarf. |
1.1522 |
0.03765 |
92 |
78 |
14 |
0 |
2889 |
The buttons work as eyes too, you know. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2890 |
TKO - total knock off! |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2891 |
I didn't think you meant it literally. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2892 |
Well, guess who's sorry now? |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2893 |
Snowy stared, unblinking...suddenly grasping that he too was simply part of the water cycle... |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2894 |
Well, I did say ‘Heads up!’”. And I think your hat is dorky, too. |
1.1522 |
0.03765 |
92 |
78 |
14 |
0 |
2895 |
I've had worse. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2896 |
Not fair. I haven't got a scarf. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2897 |
Hey, you gotta come check this out! |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2898 |
I may love to box,but what I really would prefer to do is to play music with Mark! |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
2899 |
The outcome was fixed! I was setup from the start. ” |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
2900 |
Okay Climate change is real. What are you going to d o about it? |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
2901 |
I said: below the waist! |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2902 |
What Next? |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2903 |
Why do I suddenly feel like I have two eyes made out of coal? |
1.1518 |
0.03406 |
112 |
95 |
17 |
0 |
2904 |
Once again, we're snowmen, not Rock-em
Sock-em Robots! |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2905 |
I didn't know your heart was made out of coal too? |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
2906 |
I said, only below the buttons |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2907 |
That’s how you roll with the punches. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2908 |
Not sure I am going to get up from this one |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2909 |
Karma is going to be that you will melt first! |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2910 |
Guess you’ve gotta roll with the punches. |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
2911 |
Head to head boxing match! |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2912 |
We could have talked this through like grown snowmen. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2913 |
Fight me, coward, it’s just a flesh wound! |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2914 |
My shoe was not untied! I don’t even wear shoes. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2915 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "snowball fight." |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2916 |
Fifteen Love. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2917 |
Knock . . . off? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2918 |
Ok, I shouldn’t have called you a snowflake |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2919 |
Hey, we said no kicking! |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2920 |
I don't think the Johnson's have a sense of humor. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2921 |
You didn't give me a chance to warm up. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2922 |
If you think you have the upper hand, think again. The groundhog did not see its shadow. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2923 |
It fell off before you hit me. Climates gotten too warm for boxing snowmen. |
1.1512 |
0.05364 |
86 |
78 |
3 |
5 |
2924 |
I told the kid I wanted the scarf and not the hat. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2925 |
Oh great, now you really *did* knock my block off |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2926 |
I guess things are looking up now. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2927 |
The snowman themed 'rock em, sock em' robots weren't big sellers... |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2928 |
I give them points for creativity and flair plus an extra mark for leaving me the beanie. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2929 |
Head down, dukes up. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2930 |
This was rigged . |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2931 |
Now what ... a kick to the groin? |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2932 |
Heads up!...oops |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2933 |
Guess you're the 'head' referee now? |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2934 |
Give me a heads-up when you're ready to end our cold war. |
1.1509 |
0.04404 |
106 |
94 |
8 |
4 |
2935 |
I'll put some ice on it tomorrow. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2936 |
That right hook is snow joke. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2937 |
I knocked his head off. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2938 |
This isn't something to lose your head over! |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2939 |
Clearly you give a whole new meaning to “I will knock your block off”. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2940 |
No! The ring was your idea! |
1.1505 |
0.03728 |
93 |
79 |
14 |
0 |
2941 |
Don't you miss Calvin and Hobbes? |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2942 |
Okay, I take it back. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2943 |
You are such a doll |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2944 |
Looks like a storm is coming. |
1.1505 |
0.04822 |
93 |
83 |
6 |
4 |
2945 |
That wasn't so bad. I still got my hat on. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2946 |
Shall we call that round a draw? |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2947 |
Okay, my turn next. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2948 |
''I'll beheading off then.'' |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2949 |
Wow, you really did knock my block off. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2950 |
Toughen up Dave, stop being such a snowflake |
1.1505 |
0.04822 |
93 |
83 |
6 |
4 |
2951 |
Hey! Check out the eclipse! |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2952 |
Yaahh! Wise guy! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2953 |
Tis but a scratch. Chicken. Victory is mine. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2954 |
Let's keep it fair. Pop your eyes out. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2955 |
The Headless Snowman's undefeated, and today is just another day. |
1.1505 |
0.04822 |
93 |
83 |
6 |
4 |
2956 |
This is NOT how a snowman is supposed to teach children about loss! |
1.1505 |
0.04822 |
93 |
83 |
6 |
4 |
2957 |
And, China wins by a cheap knock off |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2958 |
''Put Up Your Mittens" |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2959 |
It’s okay, this specifically qualifies for my AD&D Insurance |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2960 |
Have you seen my scarf? |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2961 |
Just wait till spring, motherfucker. |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2962 |
I never had a snowman's chance in hell. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2963 |
That's what you get for biting my ear off, Mike. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2964 |
Dukes up! Head off |
1.1504 |
0.04395 |
113 |
101 |
7 |
5 |
2965 |
Allergies! I wish I hadn't sneezed! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2966 |
So no head? |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2967 |
You're sorry, you're sorry. Roll with the punch you said. "Oops" just doesn't cut it! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2968 |
Go on, hit me below the belt. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2969 |
If I feel a phantom limb, can I feel my face twice? |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2970 |
Do we know how to count backwards? |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2971 |
You’re right, scarves are the superior winter accessory. |
1.1500 |
0.03589 |
100 |
85 |
15 |
0 |
2972 |
At least I don't have to worry about putting some ice on it. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2973 |
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2974 |
It’s not your fault… I’ve been a little weaker since global warming. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2975 |
NOT TO WORRY I AM STILL FIERCE..BESIDES WE ARE BOTH STANDING STILL .. I GAVE YOU THE FIRST PUNCH TO "SEE" WHAT YOUR PUNCHING WITH..MY RETURN PUNCH WILL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF AND TOTAL THE OTHER 2 BODILY SECTIONS.. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2976 |
I didn’t realize that you’re a Northpaw |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2977 |
Dude,not cool! |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2978 |
Just wait for spring and it'll be your turn too! |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2979 |
In the end, the climate wars came down to hand-to-hand combat |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2980 |
I knew he was a knock-off! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2981 |
KO. And here comes the sun. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2982 |
Off in the distance, a child’s voice is heard screaming, “He knocked his block off!” |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2983 |
Time out, I’m feeling a bit light headed… |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2984 |
It's a face-off! |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
2985 |
Look. It's a comet! |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2986 |
This is what I get after a hot streak. |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2987 |
Not bad for a first lesson. Pick up your head, work on your basics, and we'll meet again next week. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2988 |
Nobody is ever gonna call ME "Snow Flake" again! |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2989 |
Let’s just work the body for a while. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2990 |
I’d keep icing that head injury |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2991 |
Okay, one round down. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2992 |
Okay-you've won round one! |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2993 |
Down but not out |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2994 |
You should have seen the other guy |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2995 |
Okay, new rules. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2996 |
Okay, spring break ! |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2997 |
You still can't have my hat, you can't reach it! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2998 |
Now,do you understand why I always pick briefs over boxers😏?!? |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2999 |
Would I rather play soccer? Why do you ask? |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
3000 |
Note to self: don’t try to hold in your sneeze. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3001 |
I didn’t expect that flurry of punches. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
3002 |
When you said you wanted to reënact “Rocky,” I didn’t think you meant “Rocky IV.” |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
3003 |
Now you're Frosty the headless snowman! |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
3004 |
You've knocked me off my feet! |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
3005 |
How am I doing? |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
3006 |
That's not what the coach meant when he said, "Keep your neck loose." |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3007 |
No fair, you hit me! |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
3008 |
No fair. The referee's taking his nap. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3009 |
Time out, I'm having an off of body experience |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
3010 |
Dude, I'm just helping you with the inevitable." |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
3011 |
Why do I always have to be the Sonny Liston snow man? |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3012 |
No fair! You didn't wait for the sleigh bell! |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
3013 |
Lost ahead of happenstance... |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
3014 |
Gee...... I TOLD you to beware of my left jab....☹️ |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
3015 |
You didn't hit me. I turned my head. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3016 |
Okay okay. I’ll admit it…maybe global warming is real. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
3017 |
Warming up to much is a thing too |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3018 |
I was expecting a less intense flurry. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
3019 |
I don't like violence, don't force me to use it against you. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
3020 |
Don't worry about it. Probably would've fallen off during this weekend's warm up anyways. |
1.1485 |
0.04535 |
101 |
90 |
7 |
4 |
3021 |
Climate change is partially responsible for that wallop. |
1.1485 |
0.03556 |
101 |
86 |
15 |
0 |
3022 |
I just gotta put some ice on it. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
3023 |
Just a slush wound. No worries! |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
3024 |
Should have listened to my trainer and took a scarf sponsorship. |
1.1485 |
0.03556 |
101 |
86 |
15 |
0 |
3025 |
This isn’t what happens when the humans do it. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
3026 |
Snow reason to concede. I'll just appeal. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3027 |
I thought Boxing Day was about presents |
1.1481 |
0.04522 |
108 |
97 |
6 |
5 |
3028 |
How about a rematch? |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
3029 |
Kill the head and the body will die...I think" |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
3030 |
-
. . . best 2 out of 3?! |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3031 |
Knocked out cold,martyr-style |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
3032 |
The champ seems to have lost his head as he goes down in a flurry! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3033 |
Come on Bob. Keep a cool head. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3034 |
Shit |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3035 |
You said you’d knock my head off. I didn’t know you really meant it |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3036 |
This cloud looks just like you |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3037 |
Well that was a bit cold. |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
3038 |
May be in the winter of my years, folks, but at least I haven't lost my mind. |
1.1477 |
0.03804 |
88 |
75 |
13 |
0 |
3039 |
Of course you can still run for President. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3040 |
Everyone has a game plan until you get punched in the mouth |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3041 |
Right, it's those kids who staged the whole scene. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3042 |
No fair! We're only allowed to punch below the belt! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3043 |
You better call 911. I can’t feel my body.” |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
3044 |
Can't feel my legs, Johnny! |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3045 |
I’m gonna try this from a different perspective. |
1.1477 |
0.03804 |
88 |
75 |
13 |
0 |
3046 |
Yeah, the kiddo forgot the stick again. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
3047 |
Good luck getting it off my head. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
3048 |
This could have been a win-win! |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
3049 |
You not only have a height advantage over me, but you also struck before I said, "Ready!! |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
3050 |
So, you probably think I should turn the other cheek? |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
3051 |
I think we should try some other sport |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
3052 |
I don’t care what your pronouns are. That was still a cheap shot. |
1.1474 |
0.04725 |
95 |
85 |
6 |
4 |
3053 |
Can you hand me my phone? |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
3054 |
Damnit Larry, you know I don't have health insurance 😂 |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
3055 |
I've just been cold-cocked. |
1.1473 |
0.03498 |
129 |
112 |
15 |
2 |
3056 |
I know you wanted the hat.....but now nobody gets to wear it. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
3057 |
Should we take it down a notch? |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
3058 |
Yeah, but you didn't break my carrot nose, Ray! |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
3059 |
I probably should have warmed up first. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
3060 |
Global warming was going to kill us anyway. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
3061 |
Hey,no fair,you know I have a glacé jaw |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
3062 |
I wonder when I come back someday if I'll still have CTE. |
1.1471 |
0.04493 |
102 |
91 |
7 |
4 |
3063 |
As the severity of the blow sank in, both boxers froze. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
3064 |
Yeah, I said, ‘Don’t lose your head.’ Now, just don’t lose mine. |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
3065 |
I said "get ready," not "behead me!" Co-pay isn't going to cover this either. |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
3066 |
I didn't mean to hurt him, I swear. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
3067 |
I can watch global warming better from here |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3068 |
Oh well. Winter’s almost over anyway. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3069 |
No más. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
3070 |
Do you wanna build a snowman? |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
3071 |
he was always head and shoulders above me |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3072 |
Okay, I’m sorry I took your hat. |
1.1463 |
0.03927 |
82 |
70 |
12 |
0 |
3073 |
No, it's only a TKO. I am, at the end of the day, "still standing " |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3074 |
Oh no! Now you've done it. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3075 |
I’ll make a snowman out of you one day. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3076 |
They told me to float like a snowflake." |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3077 |
I’m the rope-a-dope dope, not the great white hope. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3078 |
You used to be a jolly happy soul, Frosty. Now you need anger management. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3079 |
s'no knockout |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3080 |
Dang it, I couldn't match his foot work!. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3081 |
Rematch next snowfall? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3082 |
I still say your mama was a snow machine. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
3083 |
Thanks for the concussion Champ! Half the time I’m seeing stars and the rest of the time, little birds are flying around. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3084 |
You wouldn't do that if this were July, |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3085 |
I just had some work done! |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
3086 |
Is your personal liability insurance paid up? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3087 |
I’m a head on points |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3088 |
‘Knock it off’ means stop. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3089 |
Hats off to you for that hit! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3090 |
Stop calling me Marie Antionette! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3091 |
When I said freeze, you punched! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3092 |
Hey! That was below the carrot,man. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3093 |
No, really, things are looking up! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3094 |
Float like a butterfly, sting like a third grader at recess |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
3095 |
This is the Only season I'll let you do that. |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
3096 |
That was a some right hook! |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
3097 |
Hmmm, the knockout gets it over with faster than the usual way. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
3098 |
My dad was right… I am snowflakes |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
3099 |
I know that wouldn't have happened if I'd had my old top hat. |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
3100 |
OK, you can punch. We’ll see who melts first. |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
3101 |
Better call our "maker" before the sun comes out. |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
3102 |
You always just have to take that illegal head shot, don’t you? |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
3103 |
Sully knew his anger problem was snowballing. |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
3104 |
Boy, you really knocked me out cold |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
3105 |
Put up your........oops! |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
3106 |
I know it feels like putting a hat on a hat but ice always helps with snow-related injuries. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
3107 |
Hey! No hitting above the scarf! |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
3108 |
Losing your head due to global warming is no excuse. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
3109 |
Yield, yon snowy knave? |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
3110 |
Just a mere scratch! |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
3111 |
He's out cold, doc. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
3112 |
We were just horsing around and I lost my head. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
3113 |
You know, it really is nice to look up more! |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
3114 |
Pick your head up off the ground and fight like a snowman! |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
3115 |
Told you I could knock your [ice] block off! |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
3116 |
I think I can see your snowballs. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
3117 |
I shoulda worn that old silk hat. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
3118 |
: "3-2-1, sock it to me, Man!" |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
3119 |
There's a nicer way to ask to borrow my hat. |
1.1455 |
0.04252 |
110 |
98 |
8 |
4 |
3120 |
I meant Sleigh bells, not Slay bells, Parson Brown! |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
3121 |
Just hold on. My cornerman will be here on Saturday." |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
3122 |
No! My shoulders have to be in contact with the ground. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3123 |
We are both going to melt anyway so why all the fuss over a condom?” |
1.1446 |
0.04889 |
83 |
74 |
6 |
3 |
3124 |
You don’t seem to have your wits about you! |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3125 |
Wow, I didn’t see that coming ! |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
3126 |
Good one! |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3127 |
Not knowing what to do, they both just stood there, frozen. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
3128 |
Ummm, Frosty? Come on, don’t lose your cool. It’s just a game. Not worth a meltdown. Seriously, get your head back in the game. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3129 |
It has become much more difficult to plant a right hook, don't you think? |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3130 |
They said my head wasn’t screwed on tight…. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3131 |
The hat still looks better on me. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3132 |
He tends to lose his head when he gets too cold. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
3133 |
I may have lost this round, but at least I'm 'a-head'! |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3134 |
Now I know how your wife feels. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3135 |
What's next, big shot? The steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art? |
1.1446 |
0.04889 |
83 |
74 |
6 |
3 |
3136 |
so this is what snowmen do at night... |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3137 |
Tis but a bruise. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3138 |
I'll have what she's having |
1.1446 |
0.04889 |
83 |
74 |
6 |
3 |
3139 |
Now I'm frosted! |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
3140 |
Thank you sir! May I have another? |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
3141 |
That right hook is a killer. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3142 |
I swear I never laid a hand on him. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
3143 |
I should've chosen the scarf over the hat. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
3144 |
He said it was nostalgia for his Rock-em-Sock-em Robots |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
3145 |
Nope, obviously not rigged, but they'll believe anything I tell 'em. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3146 |
Bowling’s a no too, Olaf |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
3147 |
Rockem Sockem Snowman Mayhem? Seriously, Frank? |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3148 |
I'll see you in Hell! As soon as the sun comes out. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3149 |
Well,wanna rematch next snow day? |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
3150 |
All I can say is you're lucky the sun rises in the east. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3151 |
Snow fair, my eyes were coals. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3152 |
Oh, that’s gonna need ice! |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3153 |
Next time wear a scarf |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3154 |
Rock 'em Sock......... |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
3155 |
I always did look up to you. |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
3156 |
I thought we were shadowboxing. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3157 |
I said, on the count of three!!! |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3158 |
Reducing headcount |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3159 |
I thought we said heads were off limits |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3160 |
We've been set up! |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
3161 |
Get over yourself - it's just a flesh wound. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3162 |
Hey, you said no head hits! |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3163 |
Note to self: next time invest in a sturdier neck. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3164 |
With one hand tied behind my back? How about this? |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3165 |
You would have melted soon anyway. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3166 |
Next time I’ll wear a scarf to stay cold. |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
3167 |
Never heard of the Headless Snowman, have you ? |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3168 |
Sorry--sometimes I get so into it I just lose my head. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3169 |
It's called knockout, NOT knockoff! |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3170 |
The $4 well drinks did it. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
3171 |
The scarf apparently protects your neck |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3172 |
when did you get such a great right hook? |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
3173 |
I always said, you got no footwork. |
1.1442 |
0.04410 |
104 |
93 |
7 |
4 |
3174 |
I'm still no snow angel? |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
3175 |
How not to stay ahead of the competition. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
3176 |
If I had a belt, this would all be below it now. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
3177 |
OK, that was just a warm-up. |
1.1441 |
0.03349 |
111 |
95 |
16 |
0 |
3178 |
Keep your head about you. |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
3179 |
I told you heads would roll Frank |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
3180 |
I know we don't see eye to eye, but have you lost your mind?!! |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
3181 |
In the heat of the third round, Joe Frostey landed a decisive head-spinning punch. |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
3182 |
Hey, guess where there’s an extra acorn? |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
3183 |
this climate change snowpack isnt what it used to be |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3184 |
I don't deserve the name Snowy Balboa. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
3185 |
I think I won that round on points! |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3186 |
Another climate change debate. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3187 |
Ok, new rule: no punches below the belt OR above the tie |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3188 |
It took two people to draw us |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
3189 |
What shall we do for an encore? |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
3190 |
I thought a punch global warming combination was below the belt. |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
3191 |
My head may no longer be in the game, but you better believe the gloves are coming off! |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3192 |
Come Spring, we'll both be losers! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
3193 |
I can still see you! |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
3194 |
Oh, so that’s what “cold-cock” means. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3195 |
So what? Everyone still thinks I’m smarter than you. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
3196 |
Frosty wins by TKsnOw! |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3197 |
Nice job on your footwork |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3198 |
Calvin did it. |
1.1429 |
0.05081 |
91 |
83 |
3 |
5 |
3199 |
Suppose you were right, I am spineless
.....................................after all .. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
3200 |
Following a loss, one gains a profoundly altered perspective. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3201 |
I was cold cocked! |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
3202 |
upper cut landed literally |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
3203 |
Yeah, everybody’s got a plan until they get hit in the carrot. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3204 |
I told you not to make fun
of my ice sickle! |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
3205 |
I'm watching you! |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
3206 |
These handicap rules are a real pain in the neck! |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
3207 |
I didn't want to lose my head over this, but we promised each other there would be no head shots! |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
3208 |
And the announcer said: “Boxing is not for snowmen.” |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
3209 |
Handicapped |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
3210 |
You weren’t supposed to actually hit me. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
3211 |
This is exactly why we need a referee. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
3212 |
…
(he can’t talk his head is off. he’s dead) |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3213 |
Everybody else was losing theirs
And blaming it on me. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
3214 |
I had expected to lose my cool in the fight but not my head. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
3215 |
Keep swingin', Frosty! I'm just chilling til you go into meltdown in the final round! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
3216 |
The clouds are rolling in. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3217 |
No, I won. You know it. Everyone knows it. |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
3218 |
It’s economical and there is no suffering. |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
3219 |
It’s a better end than encountering Duke, the neighbor’s dog. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
3220 |
my girlfriend gave me that head |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
3221 |
This feels like a lot of work for a melting art installation. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
3222 |
I think you took ‘knock me out’ a bit too seriously. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
3223 |
Can we do two out of three? |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3224 |
I told you this was a bad idea. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
3225 |
Thanks for honoring the No Low Blows rule |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
3226 |
Are you part of the Monty Python troupe? |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
3227 |
I'm just glad Timmy gave up hot yoga for boxing. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
3228 |
Ok. OK, I'll trade you my hat for your scarf. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3229 |
Ah, it's only a flesh wound! |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3230 |
T. K. (Sn)O. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
3231 |
And the winner by TK-Snow - Joe Freezer. |
1.1429 |
0.04179 |
112 |
100 |
8 |
4 |
3232 |
I think the stupid hat made you a warmer target. |
1.1429 |
0.03553 |
98 |
84 |
14 |
0 |
3233 |
Confused? You haven't read the latest on neuroplasticity? |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
3234 |
Now I know why they call you "Manos de Hielo. " |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3235 |
It seemed like a winning blow,
but then there was a meltdown. |
1.1429 |
0.03553 |
98 |
84 |
14 |
0 |
3236 |
Well it’s not as bad as last year’s Normandy beach recreation. |
1.1429 |
0.04587 |
98 |
88 |
6 |
4 |
3237 |
I'm out, but I'm not down. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3238 |
Thus ended the punch out at the OK corral. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3239 |
I told you before, Fred, run your mouth one more time, and I’d effing knock your head off. Did you think i was joking, Fred? Did you think this was a MF game? That I won golden gloves back in 97 just to have some punk b talk sht in my yard? Not me. I’m not the one. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
3240 |
Don’t be ableist, I can still fight. |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
3241 |
I wouldn't gloat! You have a snowball's chance to make the Olympic boxing team this summer. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
3242 |
Huh, you are right, we DO look a lot like clouds. Now if you could just put my head back on before Janice wakes up and freaks out, I would appreciate it. |
1.1429 |
0.03553 |
98 |
84 |
14 |
0 |
3243 |
I didn’t think of you as ‘abominable’ beforehand either |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3244 |
T'is is but a flesh wound |
1.1417 |
0.03302 |
127 |
110 |
16 |
1 |
3245 |
Coming Soon: “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Snowmen - The Movie” |
1.1417 |
0.03977 |
120 |
107 |
9 |
4 |
3246 |
There goes my six weeks. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
3247 |
Yes, I am aware of Chekhov saying one should not have a loaded rifle on the stage unless it will be going off. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
3248 |
What a way to get ahead. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
3249 |
It's merely a flesh wound! |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
3250 |
I'll never be able to hold my head up high again! |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
3251 |
The snowman goeth. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
3252 |
Can you give me a heads up next time you want to get in a fight? |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
3253 |
I will be revenged in the Spring. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
3254 |
I win! I can see the sky is blue! |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
3255 |
Great... now you're going to miss wight, Jim. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
3256 |
Dude - that was after the bell. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
3257 |
I should've eaten my Wheaties instead of "Frosted" Flakes |
1.1414 |
0.04543 |
99 |
89 |
6 |
4 |
3258 |
It was just a small spat, you didn't have to loose your head over it! |
1.1414 |
0.04543 |
99 |
89 |
6 |
4 |
3259 |
OK! I apologize of saying that you didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of beating me. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
3260 |
I guess you’re still not over me sleeping with your wife, then. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
3261 |
Ahrgh, you knocked my block off! |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
3262 |
Global warming is NOT an excuse, Ted. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
3263 |
Frankly,we did win. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
3264 |
Which one of us is Biden and which one is Trump? |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
3265 |
I thought we said no left hooks. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
3266 |
I said, “Nice mitts.” |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
3267 |
It’snow fair! |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
3268 |
you can put me back, y'know! |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
3269 |
I am leaving, I am leaving, but the fighter still remains |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
3270 |
That’s a strong left hook but spring is undefeated. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3271 |
I don't think a standing eight count will extend the bout. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3272 |
Uh, a little help… |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3273 |
Was it hat envy that started this? |
1.1413 |
0.03652 |
92 |
79 |
13 |
0 |
3274 |
Ok, you're a head by one. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3275 |
I told you! ‘Just having two balls doesn’t mean you win.’ |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
3276 |
Hold on I’m getting a brain freeze |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
3277 |
Hey, I wasn’t ready yet! |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3278 |
TMO- Technical Melt Off |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3279 |
Alright, Parson Brown. Just wait ‘till the other kids get here. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3280 |
Next time I'll wear a belt so you can hit below it. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3281 |
I guess I'm just feeling past my prime. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3282 |
I've gotta work on my footwork. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3283 |
Olaf was caught cold by Jack's left hook. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3284 |
What part of - 'this is just for show' - did you NOT understand? |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3285 |
don't worry in another month we will be one again |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
3286 |
What part of 'no mas' don't you get? |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3287 |
It's only a technical knock-off. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3288 |
I see why they call it Head and Shoulders |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
3289 |
Come on Mike, fight fair! First you bit my ear, now this? |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
3290 |
I bet you feel real cool. |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
3291 |
I have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning this fight. |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
3292 |
Guess that will be the last time you say something about my scarf being too feminine. |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
3293 |
And that’s how you get ahead |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3294 |
Well, I guess this concludes 'The Thrilla in Vanilla.' |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
3295 |
Do you think little Jimmy was too young to watch Rocky?" |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3296 |
Just you wait until spring! |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3297 |
What else ya got? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3298 |
Maybe we should have tried pilates instead. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
3299 |
I wasn't built to fight |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3300 |
You really need to take a look outside. The kids spent the day making snowmen. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
3301 |
Geesh, I should have worn my scarf like Mom said! |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3302 |
Joni was right. I really don’t know clouds at all. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
3303 |
When I said I’d knock your block off, I didn’t think it would really happen! |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3304 |
You can’t call me spineless for trying |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
3305 |
Does the three second rule apply here? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3306 |
Nice left hook, Frosty. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
3307 |
Now I see the flaw in the idea. |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
3308 |
See ya next December. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3309 |
I'm not brain-dead...I'm cryopreserved. |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
3310 |
Remember, no hitting above the neck! |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
3311 |
Best scarf advertisement ever. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
3312 |
… so stop sticking that carrot where it don’t belong! |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
3313 |
How’d you get so tall all of a sudden? |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
3314 |
Doesn't count unless I'm totally down. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3315 |
My cornerman told me to knock his block off. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3316 |
Bring on Jack Frost!" |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3317 |
What did you expect when you invited Don King to the winter party? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3318 |
Ice jaw. |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
3319 |
- "Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
- 'Tis but a scratch. Come back,I'll bite your carrot off!" |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
3320 |
Snow problem! I’m gonna roll with the punches. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3321 |
Once again Bob, you’ve lost your head over a little spat. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
3322 |
Technically, it’s not a block. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
3323 |
It's only a frost wound. Put up your dukes! |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
3324 |
Round 3 is on the ground, just two rounds to go! |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
3325 |
At least, the carrot didn't break off. |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
3326 |
Burl Ives is not going to be happy about this. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
3327 |
I guess you floored me |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
3328 |
I can beat you with one hand behind my back, ok...i can beat that. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
3329 |
I don’t like the view as much from down here. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
3330 |
Swing a little harder next time |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
3331 |
I guess that’s the last time I call you a snowflake! |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
3332 |
I hope this cartoon gets laughs, but my head knocked off like this is a hell of a deal for me. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
3333 |
No, it has to be two thirds knock out |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
3334 |
Nails said take a dive, not a header. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
3335 |
Wow, man, the sky... |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3336 |
My footwork needs improvement. |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
3337 |
Low your center of gravity -- the key to many victories! |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
3338 |
What's the point in losing your head over global warming? |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
3339 |
Give me a sec, you got me right in the ball. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3340 |
I didn’t know you don’t need a brain to keep on fighting. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
3341 |
There's nothing wrong wtih having two eyes made out of coal, Ron. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3342 |
This yard ain’t big enough for the two of us |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
3343 |
You could have asked nicely and I would have lent you my hat. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3344 |
And thus, Frosty was s-no-w more... |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
3345 |
Not the way I saw Boxing Day going |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
3346 |
We SAID no hand warmers in gloves. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3347 |
It's fine, spring would have it even harder in a couple of weeks! |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
3348 |
Bill Watterson called. He says your assault is uninspired and derivative. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3349 |
'This must be a case of the mind-body problem." |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3350 |
Fred, I lost my head. Can you put it back in place? What about the best 2 out of 3? |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3351 |
Oops, I did it again. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3352 |
No matter. I see the sun's coming out. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3353 |
Christ! What an asshole. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3354 |
Let's try again. I was snow-blinded. |
1.1391 |
0.04075 |
115 |
103 |
8 |
4 |
3355 |
Maybe 'carrot-nose' was a poor chose of words. |
1.1391 |
0.04075 |
115 |
103 |
8 |
4 |
3356 |
Good luck taking possession of the hat, now. |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
3357 |
That’s not the Marquess of Queensbury rules. It is a knock out, not a knock your block off. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3358 |
It's that damn muffler. He always wins when he wears his lucky muffler. |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
3359 |
I don't need A.I. My scarf protects me. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3360 |
No fair ,
You got a scarf ! |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3361 |
It snow good now apologizing ... |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3362 |
I thought you were a jolly happy soul, Frosty. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
3363 |
You look like Marie Antoinette.. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3364 |
Oops - gotta quit working out those biceps! |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3365 |
You wanna get that? |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
3366 |
No rematch."
"Don't want one |
1.1386 |
0.03455 |
101 |
87 |
14 |
0 |
3367 |
Concussion's Snow Joke, Man |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
3368 |
I can see my cloud from here. |
1.1386 |
0.03455 |
101 |
87 |
14 |
0 |
3369 |
And once again, Mike Iceson was no match for Muhammed Frosty. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
3370 |
He was used to getting two black eyes but not this. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3371 |
It was a bad idea to eat those frosted flakes. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3372 |
Technically, you’re down for the count! |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3373 |
Float like a butterfly, sting like a be-headed snowman. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3374 |
I don't even know who Parson Brown is! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3375 |
Let’s finish this when it gets colder! |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3376 |
You don’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3377 |
Now you wear the hat and I try the scarf on. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3378 |
That sneaky jab was cold, man. |
1.1383 |
0.03580 |
94 |
81 |
13 |
0 |
3379 |
S'no joke! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3380 |
Stand Up! And HEAD UP! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3381 |
Is that all you've got? Just wait till spring when my puddle floods your puddle. |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
3382 |
I’d be more excited if the spring thaw wasn’t so close. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3383 |
I finally understand why it’s called “Boxing Day.” |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
3384 |
And now I'm a meme. Thanks, Larry. |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
3385 |
I always say ‘I’d lose my head if it weren’t attached to my neck’ and now here we are. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3386 |
Nice flurry... |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3387 |
Hat's too heavy. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3388 |
I said, not.in.the.face, Randy! |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3389 |
I believe the Queensbury Boxing rules still apply in a winter wonderland |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3390 |
Put up your dukes!
Even without a head I can still win the GOP nomination . |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
3391 |
Sorry about the low blow. I lost my head. |
1.1379 |
0.03852 |
116 |
103 |
10 |
3 |
3392 |
Didn’t touch him! I swear. With him brains always play second fiddle to the heart |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
3393 |
I can still see you from here. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
3394 |
The Hat Lost the Snowman |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
3395 |
Hey, look on the bright side, you’ll finally be featured in Calvin’s Snowmen House of Horrors |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
3396 |
Those clouds look an awful lot like stars spinning in a circle. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3397 |
I sure hope it’s an early Spring! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3398 |
Now that’s what you call a violent climate warming. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
3399 |
I think i got ahead of myself |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3400 |
Billy, that is not what I meant by icebox," said Grandpa. |
1.1376 |
0.04011 |
109 |
97 |
9 |
3 |
3401 |
Existentially, I am still a whole person, er, snowman. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3402 |
I guess this was not what Mom meant when she told us to go out and play in the snow! |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3403 |
I told you I have been taking lessons... |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3404 |
When Guerra and Boothby put my head back on,we'll call it a draw. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3405 |
There must have been some magic in that old silk glove you found... |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
3406 |
And that one's for Shannon Elizabeth! |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
3407 |
Should I count? Or, are we good? |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3408 |
You did too much warm up |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3409 |
No fair, Jim! You were made with wetter snow! |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3410 |
Sorry..,i couldn’t wait any longer for you to
Melt |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
3411 |
Snowball fight? |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3412 |
Nice one, but would you help me out with my head before we go to round two? |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
3413 |
Maybe we should switch to _only_ punches below the belt? |
1.1373 |
0.03424 |
102 |
88 |
14 |
0 |
3414 |
I’ve lost my head, can you see it? |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
3415 |
Knock it off Frosty |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
3416 |
You'll do ANYTHING to get ahead! |
1.1371 |
0.04022 |
124 |
112 |
7 |
5 |
3417 |
You should have taken dancing lessons. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3418 |
You said "Block Off." |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3419 |
What? Now you have nothing to say. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
3420 |
you have to put it back on stupid. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
3421 |
Ain’t gonna be no rematch. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
3422 |
Of course, it’s best two out of three. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3423 |
Thank you for helping me look at the sky. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3424 |
We’re a dying breed |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
3425 |
ALWAYS READ THE RULES FIRST! |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3426 |
I call it the 'King Henry hook.' |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
3427 |
Right, you've had it. I'm going knock your block off too. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3428 |
A much better way to choose a president! |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3429 |
Just thinking how different my life would have been if I'd gone with the top hat. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
3430 |
Do you even need that scarf? |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
3431 |
You knocked my block off! |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3432 |
The best defense is a |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3433 |
You stole my scarf, so I stole your hat. That's no reason to knock my block off! |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3434 |
Hope you know your password. Face recognition is now out |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
3435 |
No head, no worries...fight on! |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3436 |
All that POWder really knocked me out! |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
3437 |
I knew we should've just played pickleball. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3438 |
I said ""freeze, stick em up!" and he lost his mind |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3439 |
Abominable" is the word that comes to mind to describe your behavior here this afternoon. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3440 |
Hey! I wasn’t warmed up. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3441 |
Damn it,Steve. |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
3442 |
Looks like you win on a split decision. |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
3443 |
What happened to one arm tied behind your back? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3444 |
that hurt! |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
3445 |
Don't let something like that discourage you. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3446 |
Spring training is worse. |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
3447 |
Boxing would be great for my temper if I didn't get so hot under the collar.... |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3448 |
Hey! No! I'm down here! |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3449 |
Why was I born like this? |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
3450 |
That’s the oldest trick in the book |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3451 |
Hey, my eyes are down here. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3452 |
That took balls! |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3453 |
Definitely not a sport for angels. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3454 |
Rock 'em, Sock 'em, Too much . . . |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3455 |
I told you I would knock your block off |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3456 |
I knew I shouldn't have played In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3457 |
That's a point deduction, hitting before the bell. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3458 |
Musk vs Zuckerberg |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3459 |
I just like to see things from a different perspective when I feel a challenge, don’t mind me |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3460 |
Come on, I said gimme your best shot. |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
3461 |
I'd like to see you try that in the summer. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
3462 |
That's gonna hurt in the spring. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
3463 |
OH GOD THE PAIN! TAKE THE HAT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAKE THE HAT OFF |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3464 |
Are we done? |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
3465 |
It’s only an ice wound. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3466 |
Everyone has a plan until... . |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3467 |
I told you if we did this 'heads will roll'. |
1.1354 |
0.04593 |
96 |
87 |
5 |
4 |
3468 |
There won't be a snow Mike Tyson! Whatever it takes! |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3469 |
Fight you? Have you totally lost your head!? |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
3470 |
You SAY it wasn't a sucker punch, but why am I seeing stars? |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
3471 |
Can you believe my mom used to tell me I had sticks for arms. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3472 |
Snow reason to lose your head! |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3473 |
That's a good left hook, but you need to focus on your footwork. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3474 |
Ref! Trainer? God? |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3475 |
I told you to stretch first. |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
3476 |
I knew you'd melt first. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3477 |
Looks like Frosty's punch was snow joke! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3478 |
Aren''t there rules in boxing against knocking your opponent's head off?! |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
3479 |
In a shocking turns of events an unseasonable thaw ended the event before it began. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3480 |
It's not over. My cornerman just went inside for hot chocolate. |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
3481 |
So much for stick and move |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3482 |
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender, I could’ve been somebody, instead of a snowball, which is what I am.” |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
3483 |
Ha! You just got snow powed! |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
3484 |
Just a cheap knockoff |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
3485 |
And so ends my dream of fighting in the Summer Olympics. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3486 |
Snow way I hit you that hard! |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
3487 |
Are you boxing or have you lost your head |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3488 |
Well, that’s a TKO, a Top Knock Off. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3489 |
Chill out Tyson Flurry! |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
3490 |
I am sorry because I just lost my head. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
3491 |
You’ll do anything to get out of fighting me, won’t you?! |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
3492 |
Look on the bright side, you can always go into politics. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
3493 |
Total knock OUT, not OFF. |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
3494 |
Ow! But wow! You should see the sky! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3495 |
Hey, that wasn’t fair! I forgot my scarf, I want a do over! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3496 |
Let's stick to snowball fights. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
3497 |
Maybe you should try pickleball. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
3498 |
Shucks! I forgot my muffler. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3499 |
Keep swinging. He doesn't know what to hit. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3500 |
Now do you admit climate change is real? |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
3501 |
We probably should've hired coaches instead of trees. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3502 |
Say you like Summer one more time.... |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3503 |
Don't flatter yourself. It was climate change. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
3504 |
You've seen too many Rocky sequels. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
3505 |
You just knocked us out of the heavyweight division! |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
3506 |
There has to be a better way to settle this divorce, Barbra. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
3507 |
3 second rule? |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
3508 |
I support inclusivity in sports, but let's reconsider this one.” |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
3509 |
What was I thinking? I must have lost my head. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
3510 |
Really, Donald? You're going to appeal the judges' decision that I won that round ?! |
1.1341 |
0.04835 |
82 |
74 |
5 |
3 |
3511 |
I told you-you don't have a snowball's chance in hell to beat me! |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
3512 |
Yeah, I think I'm gonna head out. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3513 |
From this angle I can see it wasn't fair. Your scarf is hiding a solid case of neck ice. |
1.1340 |
0.03477 |
97 |
84 |
13 |
0 |
3514 |
Sorry, my head just isn't into it. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3515 |
Ok, ok. I'll tie it on with a scarf. |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3516 |
I said”not in the face.” |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3517 |
Going to make an interesting headline |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3518 |
Are you channeling Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Snobots? |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
3519 |
In the face of climate change this seems like a Pyrrhic victory |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3520 |
I could've knocked your block off. Don't matter. We ain't makin it to Spring training no how. |
1.1340 |
0.03477 |
97 |
84 |
13 |
0 |
3521 |
When do those sexy ladies walk by? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3522 |
It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3523 |
bet you think I am nothing but a flake for knocking your head off. |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3524 |
What was that? A bout? |
1.1340 |
0.03477 |
97 |
84 |
13 |
0 |
3525 |
Humans! They make all of us look barbaric!!! |
1.1339 |
0.03908 |
112 |
100 |
9 |
3 |
3526 |
You know this fight was rigged. |
1.1333 |
0.04075 |
105 |
94 |
8 |
3 |
3527 |
Just before you hit me, I think I saw Waterson go by. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3528 |
You didn't tell me your neck was melting! |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3529 |
You need some backbone |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3530 |
Calvin and Hobbes wouldn't be impressed. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3531 |
Fair warning! A bloke has gotta be mighty tough to survive a beheading! |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3532 |
You're a chip off the old block! |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
3533 |
I'm having another out of body experience thanks to your left hook. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3534 |
The sun is coming out, so you probably would have lost your head anyway. |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
3535 |
Hey! Just because I don’t have an ear to bite off…. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3536 |
Come’on snowflake. Gimme your best shot. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3537 |
I think it's time for a thaw in our relations. |
1.1333 |
0.03333 |
105 |
91 |
14 |
0 |
3538 |
I'm a head now. I win. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3539 |
Not fair! You had a scarf to hold your head on. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
3540 |
Get that, would you? I can't see |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3541 |
But I got the surgery! I’ve been on hormones! I am supposed to be a snowman now! |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
3542 |
It's not you, it's me. 100% |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3543 |
Don't let this go to your head. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3544 |
I guess I won the fight without even trying |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3545 |
Calvin, Mr. Watterson, a little help please. |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
3546 |
Well, that's a blow |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
3547 |
Now, can I have my cap back? |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
3548 |
Shut up, I’m not crying! It’s just, like, a littler warmer down here so I melted a tiny bit. |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
3549 |
This is what happens when I can't do kickboxing. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3550 |
Why Rock'em Sock'em Snowmen never caught on. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3551 |
Oh no, Bob! |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3552 |
Little boys can be cruel near the end of the season. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3553 |
Ding! Ding! Ding! Sit back and watch as these two warriors go head to hea... |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3554 |
Perspective is everything. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3555 |
She said "gloves off!" |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3556 |
I think you win by default. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
3557 |
The rematch will be held at a lower weight class |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3558 |
snowball fight instead? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
3559 |
It happens every time; I get nervous, sweat and lose me head. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3560 |
So which one of us is the ego and which is the super-ego, I wonder? |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3561 |
Rigged! Very unfair! I actually won! |
1.1327 |
0.04503 |
98 |
89 |
5 |
4 |
3562 |
Hey! Where did you go ? Heck,where did the ring go? Best two out of three ? |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3563 |
Weighing in on the Riverdale, Georgia charges… |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3564 |
Nice combo—the ol’ thumpety-thump-thump! |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
3565 |
I miss my beach bod. |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
3566 |
Rock’em Sock’em Snowmen |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
3567 |
O.K.—you win the hat too. |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
3568 |
I said knock your socks off not knock your block off! |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3569 |
I guess I need to improve my footwork... by having feet. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3570 |
Heads off to your surprise left hook |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3571 |
This isn't my first meltdown after a warm-up. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3572 |
I told you! Not all heads roll! |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3573 |
Cooler head fails to prevail |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3574 |
I’m really trying to keep a cool head here. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3575 |
One heck of an uppercut. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3576 |
I guess round two will have to be a snowball fight. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3577 |
Well - that's disappointing. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3578 |
I told you before we started that it is better to give than to receive. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3579 |
Well, at least you didn't hit me below the belt this time... |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3580 |
I think we scared the children off. You can put my head back on now. |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
3581 |
I said nothing below the belt!" "I didn't know it was a scarf! |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3582 |
What happened is, first you froze and then you had a meltdown |
1.1322 |
0.03308 |
121 |
106 |
14 |
1 |
3583 |
That was cold hearted. |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
3584 |
I didn’t hear no bell |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3585 |
Hey,you were right,the world is not all white ! |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3586 |
I have an ice jaw. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
3587 |
Not a problem. With global warming I may not need that part anymore. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
3588 |
I feel cold Gary! |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3589 |
Geeeez, how many times have I asked you to keep your head on straight? |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3590 |
I still think Jada looked better with hair.... |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
3591 |
You could've just rearranged my face. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3592 |
CALVIN!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Hobbes? |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3593 |
Hats off to winner |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3594 |
I just can't get my head around this sport! |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3595 |
It's snow use. You no longer have any face value! |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3596 |
I could've used a neck. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
3597 |
Mom said you weren't actually allowed to hit me! |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3598 |
Hey Frosty, when did we stop being icons of winter fun? |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3599 |
Global Warming Tony, I tell ya |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3600 |
Why didn't you wear a scarf? |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3601 |
Frosty, sorry I didn't warn you...things always get weird on Super Bowl Sunday. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3602 |
When I said "I'm losing my head over you," this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3603 |
I knew I needed a scarf! |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3604 |
Whose idea was this, anyway? |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
3605 |
I will break you. #rocky4 |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3606 |
Yeah...that's not how I see it. |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
3607 |
We said light sparing |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3608 |
The world looks different, but it's not the afterlife. I think I'll take up existentialism. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
3609 |
No fair! You had a head start. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
3610 |
All ice, and nothing nice |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
3611 |
So, my first pep talk to myself didn't work. Maybe I'll have more luck with 'keep your cool.' |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
3612 |
Tradition is now lost when people feel they have to create a diorama to tell a story. Can’t we just be a nice couple made of snow? |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
3613 |
I thought we said "on three" |
1.1316 |
0.03415 |
114 |
100 |
13 |
1 |
3614 |
Have you had enough? |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
3615 |
Owwwwwww!!!! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3616 |
when you said prepare for heavy blowing, |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
3617 |
That was so unfair dad! |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3618 |
Joe Freezier wins in the Chillah in Manila. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3619 |
You’re cold hearted. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3620 |
Jeez, waddaya got in them gloves, rocks?! |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3621 |
Gives new meaning to "I'll knock your block off." |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
3622 |
You're ahead, one - zero. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3623 |
I swear that when I called you frosty, it wasn't meant as an insult. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3624 |
Hey, this was only supposed to be a photo OP for my page. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3625 |
Stop the fight. I’m getting a head cold. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3626 |
I wish they had used a shorter carrot. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3627 |
Snow jaw? |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
3628 |
Don't worry about it. I fight with my heart. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3629 |
DOWN GOES FROZEN, DOWN GOES FROZEN! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
3630 |
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday! |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3631 |
Maybe I'll do better in the snowball fight. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3632 |
Sorry! I thought you were going to deflect. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
3633 |
I hate boxing in the wind. |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
3634 |
That was a dirty shot! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
3635 |
I knew I shoulda worn a scarf |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3636 |
I just had a nose job. I can’t risk it. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
3637 |
That’s Frosty’s son, Fighty. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
3638 |
No fair. What are you hiding under that scarf ? |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3639 |
Sorry about that. Now you really have no chance in hell. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3640 |
Okay, this is beyond cold. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3641 |
Pretty sure that's a foul! |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3642 |
I break you. |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
3643 |
You've got a glass head. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
3644 |
Knock your block off is only a phrase. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3645 |
I do believe we're beginning to get the knack of this, but we may need to invest in the 2024 U.S.A. Boxing Rulebook. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3646 |
Stupid top-heavy hat. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3647 |
I shall remember this moment until spring thaw." |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3648 |
I'm losing head over fist. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3649 |
That’s a frosty left hook you’ve got there, South Pole. |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
3650 |
You know, I always thought the expression, 'I'll knock your block off was just figurative. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3651 |
I'm telling you, it's not your fault. They staged us this way. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
3652 |
I said headgear was a must |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3653 |
That was my hat! |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
3654 |
The only ones who need therapy are the kids that made us this way. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3655 |
ok, listen, maybe we should rethink Snowflake MegaBattle 2024 |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3656 |
We’re more like, “Slush-em, Mush-em, Sno-bots”. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
3657 |
The Ref Who Came In From the Cold." Scene 1. Take 1 |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3658 |
Two snowmen fighting the cold but at the last second turned on each other. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3659 |
I can still hear you humming 'Eye of the Tiger.' |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3660 |
Damnit, I know better than coming in without a dowel. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3661 |
Unfair advantage! Where are those kids? |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3662 |
It wasn't me! My arms don't move! |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
3663 |
Was it the Queen of Hearts, or something I said? |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3664 |
give up! what do you mean, it's but a flesh wound! |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
3665 |
I thought we were just fooling around. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3666 |
It was a fun idea, but I don’t think they really thought this through. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3667 |
And in the scarf, victor by global warming TKO.” (Whoops; forgot the hashtag earlier, sorry. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3668 |
If a snowman’s head gets knocked off in the woods, does anybody hear it? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
3669 |
Please don't tell mom! You can hit me! |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
3670 |
Global warming certainly has a good left hook.” |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
3671 |
Did I go full on abominable on you man? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
3672 |
I've lost my head over you........ |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
3673 |
My footwork was wrong |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
3674 |
Were you one of those 'Rock 'Em Sock 'Em' robots before you went pro |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
3675 |
Turns out I can't float like a butterfly |
1.1296 |
0.03247 |
108 |
94 |
14 |
0 |
3676 |
You could at least have waited until I was warmed up. |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
3677 |
You didn’t wait for the count of three. |
1.1296 |
0.03967 |
108 |
97 |
8 |
3 |
3678 |
One sneeze and everyone leaves?? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3679 |
Do you want a timeout? |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
3680 |
Hey! Ice-knuckles are against the rules! |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
3681 |
I’ll be back again some day! |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
3682 |
Not an ideal winter sport. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
3683 |
Another plus of being made of snow is we can re-position body parts without going to the ER. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3684 |
I'm just going to leave this right here. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3685 |
I'm a knock-off. He's the real thing. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
3686 |
The fight was rigged. I won. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3687 |
Scrooge. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3688 |
I really don’t think your head’s in the game. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
3689 |
So, that's what knock your block off looks like, Dad? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3690 |
I think they put the gloves on backwards. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3691 |
When Spring comes, I can still piss on your grave. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
3692 |
Don't worry, I'll just put some ice on it. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
3693 |
Okay, so you're NOT a liberal snowflake. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
3694 |
A chill came over Frosty after he inadvertently coldcocked his friend! |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
3695 |
You weren't kiddin' when you said you'd knock my head off! Geez! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
3696 |
i’m beat |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
3697 |
I was not expecting that punch from those arms. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
3698 |
Geez, did a 3 yr old build ya? This is too easy. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3699 |
As in life, so in the ring - let cooler heads prevail, I say! |
1.1293 |
0.03780 |
116 |
104 |
9 |
3 |
3700 |
This isn't fair. Next time I get the scarf and you get the hat! And no punching above the waist! |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
3701 |
That's what I get for forgetting my scarf. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3702 |
Another snowflake. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
3703 |
OK, take your choice, Elsa or Anna? |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
3704 |
Hey! I said body shots only! |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
3705 |
I tried to tell them that my head was loose |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3706 |
Okay. So I think you're confused by the "no head-on hits" rule |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
3707 |
I guess I only had a snowball's chance in hell of beating you. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
3708 |
Looks like you're already melting
I didn't even have to touch you and your head is already off |
1.1290 |
0.04644 |
93 |
85 |
4 |
4 |
3709 |
Gloat while you can.
Soon we'll both be spring runoff. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3710 |
Congrats tough guy, but I swear if it were two degrees colder… |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
3711 |
Is she really worth kicking my snowballs, George? |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3712 |
Guess I got knocked out cold huh |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
3713 |
Never lead with the head, mate! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
3714 |
Have my elbows always been this pointy? |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
3715 |
Let's get ready to Rumble!!!....oh wait a minute? Is that the sky?! |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
3716 |
Think they'll come back after cocoa and s'mores? ... I want a rematch. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3717 |
Glide, I said, weave and glide...You need to keep your head about you in kick-boxing. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3718 |
Frost BITE? More like frost PUNCH! |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3719 |
We are all part of someone else’s narrative, Mike. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3720 |
I don't know . . . if feels worse than a 'cold freeze' headache. Does the sun seem really bright to you? |
1.1284 |
0.03219 |
109 |
95 |
14 |
0 |
3721 |
Gee. I didn’t know I could really do that! |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
3722 |
Getting punched in the balls is no joke, it can make you lose your head! |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
3723 |
Don’t worry Bill, I just froze. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
3724 |
I still say we go 15 rounds, or until we melt. Whichever comes first. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
3725 |
What? You said you can float like a butterfly. |
1.1282 |
0.04950 |
78 |
71 |
4 |
3 |
3726 |
I guess it's not head-to-head anymore. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
3727 |
When I threatened to knock his block off I didn't mean in literally. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
3728 |
When snow days for parents hit different. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
3729 |
You’re laughing now, but just wait till spring! |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
3730 |
I demand a rematch! |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3731 |
Climate change takes the fun out of everything! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3732 |
Jeez, all I said was that Taylor and Travis aren’t endgame. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3733 |
Hey! We said no hitting above the charcoal buttons. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3734 |
This kind of defeat really changes my point of view |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3735 |
Still better than snow wrestling. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
3736 |
This was only Lesson 3 of the 5 I paid for! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3737 |
Who just said, 'Heads up?' |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3738 |
Gloves off! Not heads off! |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3739 |
Next time simply ask for my bobcap |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3740 |
You’re so tough. Big Deal! By Spring we’ll both be soggy pools of water. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
3741 |
Rock 'em Sock 'em Snowmen
consequences |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3742 |
It’s just a neck wound. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3743 |
In the name of the New Jersey Boxing Commission, I request that you to submit those gloves for forensic examination. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3744 |
‘The Killer in the Chiller’ - yes it has a ring to it |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3745 |
Wait, do I win if the body's still standing? |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3746 |
Ok, I'm ready for spring. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3747 |
Never touch me…never touched me! Bring it on |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3748 |
Seeing the sky has always been on my bucket list. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3749 |
Drop the drama, Fros t y. That punch wasn't hard enough to lose your head over. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3750 |
Winning in a no win situation, the groundhog has spoken . |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
3751 |
I'll hit back again. Some day. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3752 |
I told you that snowmen shouldn't box. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3753 |
Your head is going to melt before mine, tough guy |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
3754 |
You punched my head off |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3755 |
We've been through this so many times. Slip and duck , slip and duck! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3756 |
Still think I prefer Christmas as a holiday |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3757 |
I said we start on 2! |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3758 |
Ugh, I was on such a roll. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3759 |
Sorry, but you're no longer in the heavyweight class. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3760 |
At least I won't have to watch my future prospects melt before my eyes. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3761 |
Hey, we said no hitting in the face. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3762 |
Maybe we should have opted for flag boxing instead of full contact. |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
3763 |
We will call it a draw. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3764 |
Frosty's off-season training was going well until he met an opponent with a truly solid right hook. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
3765 |
Don’t just lie there…
Pick up your head and start swinging! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3766 |
What difference does it make who wins the boxing match or if I lost my head? We're going to melt by tomorrow anyway. |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
3767 |
Nothing spreads holiday cheer like snowmen |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3768 |
Put up your dukes. C’mon put ‘em up”. [The Three Stooges |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
3769 |
Now how am I going to get the winning hat? |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
3770 |
Foul! No hitting above the scarf. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3771 |
Little Johnny had no idea that calling them Bob and Weave would amount to this. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3772 |
That's ten straight times you've caught me cold. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
3773 |
So it's come to this |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
3774 |
I need to improve my footwork. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3775 |
I’ve learned to roll with the punches. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
3776 |
So cold,every contact is a jab! |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3777 |
Could we have just gone with the whole climate-change-melting-snow route? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
3778 |
Ok,let's make best of three. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
3779 |
i could have been thrown by somebody. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3780 |
You've taken "cold-cocked" to an alarming new level! |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
3781 |
Don’t blame yourself son, this was always part of your mother’s master plan… |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
3782 |
Oooh, that one looks like a bear. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
3783 |
Okay, okay, I'm starting to see your point. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3784 |
If you give me your hat, I’ll let you win. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3785 |
Are you claiming a TKO? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3786 |
Calm down, global warming is the real winner in this fight! |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3787 |
So THAT'S what "thumpity thump thump" means. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3788 |
Don't lose your head about this! |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3789 |
This gives new meaning to the term "snow fall". |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
3790 |
I only you yellow after that German shepherd peed on you. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3791 |
That’s the last time I use double-sided tape. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3792 |
You're still not getting your stocking cap back. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3793 |
So much for the snowp-a-dope. |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
3794 |
Don't you dare think you have an head start! |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3795 |
Looks like I was given a snow job about you being a serious contender. |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
3796 |
I see the sun so clearly now. I'm afraid, Carl, you won't be able to punch your way out of this one. |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
3797 |
This head cold is keeping me down. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3798 |
It just seems like the right time to ask, if I can borrow your hat, too, now. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3799 |
Now, how will I wear my participation medal? |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
3800 |
Before global warming I would have lasted at least one round. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3801 |
Hmm, did I leave my oven on? |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3802 |
Psst, Joe, get up, they haven't rung the bell yet.
Donald, is that you? I must have started sweating under the lights and my head slipped off. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3803 |
The first clue is— no footprints. |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
3804 |
Nice work, champ. I told you you had abominable in ya. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3805 |
What a snowflake! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
3806 |
'I thought I would get a head start." |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3807 |
Oh it always has to be about you, Carl |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3808 |
there’s those darn contrails again! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
3809 |
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, Frosty. Remember that. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3810 |
...But you said no hitting above the scarf !!!!! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3811 |
It wasn't a knock-out, I was just flaked out. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3812 |
So that’s what you mean by reaching across the aisle. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3813 |
Where did you learn to kick box? |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3814 |
Hit me again,before global warming gets us both. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
3815 |
No offense, but I still hate a bald snowman. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3816 |
Queensberry Rules? |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
3817 |
You’ve clearly been working on your stick jab |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3818 |
If you thought I was chicken before, I really am now. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3819 |
Remember when playing Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots was fun? |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3820 |
I may be seeing stars now but I’m still awake. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3821 |
I think the guy who took a leak on you uses P.E.D.’s. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3822 |
You're right, we really are out of ideas for the next Rocky movie. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3823 |
Good, but that’s not gonna work against Rocco the Scarecrow. He’s got a spine like a two by four. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3824 |
Time out. I can’t see you. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3825 |
Tis but a scratch. Just a flesh wound. |
1.1261 |
0.03864 |
111 |
100 |
8 |
3 |
3826 |
Hey, I could use some help. You got me when I wasn't looking. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
3827 |
Now you’re just showing off… |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3828 |
A loss for me, a win for Calvin and Hobbes fans. |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
3829 |
I warned you I was going to knock your block off. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
3830 |
I knew I should have worn a scarf instead of a hat. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
3831 |
I can't afford another organic nose. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
3832 |
Told you I don't want to build a snowman! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
3833 |
This is why the sport should be outlawed. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
3834 |
If this keeps happening,I may need to consider retirement. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3835 |
I told you the scarf helps keep your head on. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
3836 |
That was a sleigh. Not the bell. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
3837 |
That was just a global warm-up. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
3838 |
Well, you're right--it is a full moon. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
3839 |
Alas, poor Olaf! I knew him."
"You're a riot, Frosty. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
3840 |
The boy who made me said he wants to work for Boeing. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
3841 |
Does my head sliding off count as a TKO? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3842 |
TV Announcer: "Oh my goodness! He just knocked Frosty out cold!" |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
3843 |
Your next opponent is climate. Good luck. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
3844 |
I'm fine. I'll walk it off. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
3845 |
No more head games buddy |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3846 |
You went thumpety thump whump, instead of thumpety thump thump. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
3847 |
Wait until Lilly puts my head back on... You're gonna pay!!! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
3848 |
Cold-cocked! |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
3849 |
I don't think 'stick and jab' is supposed to involve actual sticks. |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
3850 |
Global warming throws a hard punch! |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3851 |
Wait a minute, are we in a Monty Python sketch? |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
3852 |
May Weather wins again. |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
3853 |
Touche, Jimmy Thurber! |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
3854 |
Well, at least summer is coming. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
3855 |
I don't feel that your head is the game today |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
3856 |
Try not to lose your mind while fighting. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
3857 |
That groundhog couldn’t have predicted this. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3858 |
Just because I said I had a headache last night, you didn't have to go this far |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
3859 |
I’m good! It’s just a frost wound! |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3860 |
Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3861 |
Southpaw, eh? |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
3862 |
You be headed in the wrong direction. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
3863 |
A snowball fight is a non-contact sport! |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
3864 |
You wanted the cap with the fuzzy ball. I told you the scarf was gonna tie your head and body together. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3865 |
And you said the climate change reports were going to MY head |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
3866 |
I guess keeping your eye on the ball really works. |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
3867 |
My footwork is much better when I wear my old silk hat. |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
3868 |
I knew I didn't have a chance in Hell. |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
3869 |
At least it wasn't the sun. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
3870 |
You put a rock in that one. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3871 |
Maybe we should try jogging instead. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3872 |
You said you'd knock my socks off. Those are at the other end, idiot! |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3873 |
You lose your head every time |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3874 |
Well at least close your eyes. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
3875 |
Never surrender, never give up. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3876 |
Joke's on you! Now my head's below the belt! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3877 |
You've got a snowball's chance in hell of doing that again! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3878 |
I see why they call you Frosty The KO-Man. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3879 |
You win, Sunny! |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
3880 |
Ahh! I don’t have any legs! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3881 |
The felled snowman asks, "Give up?" |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3882 |
Hey, it looks like snow! |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3883 |
When did you get a French boxing coach? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3884 |
Ok I take it back! You don't have a big nose or a big butt. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3885 |
I'll be stronger when I roll back up. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
3886 |
Damn bird. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3887 |
I said no hitting below the snow belt. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3888 |
His head just wasn’t in the fight. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
3889 |
Now what did I say about freezing up? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3890 |
Carl "Frosty" Weathers lands a punch, and that bell means both the fight and recess are over! |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3891 |
It's not over; I'm still standing! |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
3892 |
Put'em up. It's only a flesh wound! |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
3893 |
OK, you can have the hat already! |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3894 |
Okay, two outta three! |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3895 |
Calvin's at it again. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3896 |
Okay,but I'm still taking a standing count. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3897 |
We both know he's a precocious and lovable boy, but do you sometimes wonder if Calvin could benefit from therapy? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3898 |
Joni, you’re so right. Now I’ve looked at clouds from both sides, too… |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
3899 |
I think I can see Taylor Swift in the skybox. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3900 |
I wasn't expecting the South Pole stance. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3901 |
I always knew your head wasn't packed on straight |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
3902 |
It looks like the spring thaw is beginning |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3903 |
You're thinking of a Monty Python movie, aren't you? |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3904 |
I guessed you knocked my block off. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3905 |
I guess I hadn't considered this scenario before I threw the first punch. Why do you ask? |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3906 |
I guess you were right — the scarf really was important. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3907 |
Tomorrow we fix your footwork. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
3908 |
Does that count as a knockout? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
3909 |
You are disqualified for punching above the belt. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
3910 |
This isn’t Rockem Sockem Robots! |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
3911 |
This wasn't what I imagined when you told me I had to give my all. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
3912 |
Two words: Global Warming. |
1.1226 |
0.03201 |
106 |
93 |
13 |
0 |
3913 |
Put up your du… |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3914 |
That's some left hook you got there, knocked me right off |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3915 |
Seriously, Bill? On my birthday? |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3916 |
Kipling was right, you da man. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3917 |
Hurry up and help me, they just let Rover out |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3918 |
I miss Bill Watterson. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3919 |
You know that the head lives for a few minutes before it dies. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3920 |
So much for the "good head on my shoulders." |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3921 |
It's not worth it Carl, just take the damn carrot. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3922 |
Did you put ice cubes in your gloves? |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3923 |
Just a flesh wound. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3924 |
I’m aiight! It’s just a flesh wound! |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
3925 |
If only boxing was in the Winter Olympics. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3926 |
Fuck you! |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
3927 |
M-ooo-m! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3928 |
Since when do we celebrate Boxing Day? |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3929 |
I should've worn a scarf. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3930 |
That’s a snowkdown! |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
3931 |
You still look stupid in that scarf. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3932 |
'I COLD COCKED THIS HOT HEAD" |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3933 |
and no Calvin references please... |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3934 |
I told you not to lose your head over this. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3935 |
NOW I'M THE GREAT WHITE MOPE |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3936 |
I was just borrowing your hat! |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
3937 |
Hey! You knocked my sphere off! |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
3938 |
And this is why I hate Wednesday Addams. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3939 |
Was that a snowball punch? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3940 |
Figured I might as well get it over with. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3941 |
Nice Hit. You had me distracted by the way your were moving your feet. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3942 |
I told you to knock it off! |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
3943 |
Don't blame me, blame global warming... |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3944 |
I wish they’d stop pitting us against each other… |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
3945 |
I know you’re here somewhere. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3946 |
I was just made different. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3947 |
I told you badminton was a better idea. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3948 |
Hey, there’s a bird nest up there… |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3949 |
Great left hook! Now what? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
3950 |
I guess we're going for the sucker punch, not the rope-a-dope? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
3951 |
When in love heart snows, mind lies |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
3952 |
That’s why I said no head shots |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
3953 |
Doggone that Calvin! I told him I needed a stronger neck. |
1.1215 |
0.03687 |
107 |
96 |
9 |
2 |
3954 |
I want you to have my hat. |
1.1215 |
0.03687 |
107 |
96 |
9 |
2 |
3955 |
Head cold |
1.1215 |
0.03173 |
107 |
94 |
13 |
0 |
3956 |
Float like a butterfly! |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
3957 |
I told them to use more hard pack. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
3958 |
Let's go. The force is with me. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
3959 |
Whoa!! I said You knock my Socks Off--Not my Head |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
3960 |
I knew I'd lose my head over you! |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
3961 |
Jeez, he coulda just thrown in a towel. |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
3962 |
You are fine. There is no blood yet. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
3963 |
I fight out of raw instinct, Kyle—Im not all up in my head like you |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
3964 |
I can still fight from this angle. |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
3965 |
Well, on the bright side, you managed to avoid the yellow snow. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3966 |
Well Shoot. Looks like another grey and gloomy day. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3967 |
FROSTY DEFIES ODDS, KOS ABOMINABLE |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3968 |
Destroying one's bodily matter really puts it in perspective. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3969 |
Come on, Bob, this isn't the NFL. |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
3970 |
Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robits, snowman style! |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3971 |
Well,YOU knocked my hat off! |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3972 |
And you thought that the hat would protect you |
1.1209 |
0.04374 |
91 |
83 |
5 |
3 |
3973 |
I can’t even remember what we were fighting about. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3974 |
I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3975 |
Hey! You hit too hard! That's unfair! |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3976 |
I’m working up a sweat. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3977 |
No hitting above the scarf! |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
3978 |
No fair! |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3979 |
Put ‘em up! I’ll fight you with one snowball behind my back! |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
3980 |
I think we had better have a snow BALL fight instead of a snow Man fight! |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
3981 |
I said only shots below the belt! |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3982 |
My nose is melting into my face. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3983 |
Put ‘em up! I dare you. You don’t have the snowballs to fight me. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
3984 |
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not walking in the air anymore. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
3985 |
You had one job - keep your head in the game. |
1.1205 |
0.04662 |
83 |
76 |
4 |
3 |
3986 |
What a wimp. You didn’t even knock my hat off. |
1.1205 |
0.04662 |
83 |
76 |
4 |
3 |
3987 |
Oops. Too much neck flexing. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
3988 |
I should have know better, my
Dad was a Snowflake. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3989 |
I think we're stuck here till June thaw. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
3990 |
The first rule of ice club... |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
3991 |
I didn't realize you'd laugh your head off about fighting me! |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3992 |
It's like the start of Rocky IV! |
1.1204 |
0.03655 |
108 |
97 |
9 |
2 |
3993 |
Hey, look! I told you I could make you fall head over heels for me. |
1.1204 |
0.04101 |
108 |
99 |
5 |
4 |
3994 |
Okay, maybe a jab is faster than a hook. |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
3995 |
I finally get why everyone calls you the Iceman. |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
3996 |
I guess I don't have to worry about your job anymore. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
3997 |
I'll blame it on climate control! |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
3998 |
As I was saying, does that cloud look a little bit like Mike Tyson? |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
3999 |
Just trying to help you out with that headache bud. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4000 |
No facial bruises for me! |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4001 |
Jack Frost seems to have a heavier punch this winter. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4002 |
Do you believe in global warming. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
4003 |
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the top button. |
1.1200 |
0.04090 |
100 |
91 |
6 |
3 |
4004 |
Now I am a smaller target. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
4005 |
I'm ahead in this round |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
4006 |
So nobody explained to you what sparring is? |
1.1200 |
0.04090 |
100 |
91 |
6 |
3 |
4007 |
You know, dying isn't so bad after all. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4008 |
Sorry! I lost my head there for a sec! |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4009 |
Your head isn't into this! |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
4010 |
You lose! ... decapitations don't count. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4011 |
After a heated discussion on climate change, the snowmen get down to business. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
4012 |
Nice left hook, but your footwork is terrible. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4013 |
It's just a scratch. |
1.1196 |
0.04328 |
92 |
84 |
5 |
3 |
4014 |
Everybody knows that it is impossible for a snowman to duck! |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
4015 |
You have an odd way of ducking! |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4016 |
Float like an iceberg, sting like like frostbite; looks like Snowbert takes it tonight! |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4017 |
You think you’re so smart. Let’s see you move to a neutral corner. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4018 |
There goes my rose. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
4019 |
I was never good in snowball fights either. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
4020 |
Now I've got your muffler.
Next will be your stocking cap. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
4021 |
At least my nose is already on ice until for transport to the organ donor program. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4022 |
Wicked right hook! |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4023 |
Float like a butterfly, sting like a freeze! |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
4024 |
No hitting above the neck! |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
4025 |
It's easy to knock your head off since it isn't screwed on properly. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
4026 |
You told me to use my head instead of my fists!! |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
4027 |
Nice work, doofus, but you 'rained' blows down on me, not 'reigned'. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4028 |
Too much heat ! |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
4029 |
End of winter wonderland Bob. "Spring" into action ! |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4030 |
Adios, you know what I mean? |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
4031 |
It’s only a flesh wound! Bring it coward… I’ll stab you with my carrot! |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4032 |
ok hit me lower this time! |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4033 |
Ok, new rule-no hitting below the belt, OR above the shoulders! |
1.1193 |
0.03623 |
109 |
98 |
9 |
2 |
4034 |
I’ll be back… again…somedaaaaay!! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4035 |
Boxing will never be the same. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4036 |
So much for Round One |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4037 |
Who's a snowflake now, huh? |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4038 |
I know how this looks but I’m innocent. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4039 |
What is that called when jets make that trail behind them? |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4040 |
I can only look at the sky… Please throw scissors! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4041 |
That's what you get for making fun of my hairline. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4042 |
I can't fight with someone who is so uptight that they lose their head over a little boxing match." |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4043 |
Alright my turn with the scarf. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4044 |
Okay,okay,I apologize,Barbie |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4045 |
Oh, We didn't even get through Round One! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4046 |
Just wait till Spring. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4047 |
Frosty the snowman |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4048 |
You'll never star in Rocky, Olaf. Let it go! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4049 |
You really got in my head. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4050 |
Did you see that eagle? The bastard! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4051 |
« I was hoping cooler heads would prevail.” |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4052 |
Should have worn a scarf Harvey |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4053 |
It’s not over! I’m quite the abdominal snowman. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4054 |
Of course I can still talk, you think normal biology applies to snowmen? |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4055 |
Just wait for round two! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4056 |
Just...let me get it out of my head |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4057 |
Bring me an aspirin...make that two." |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4058 |
That Calvin boy has a weird sense of humor. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4059 |
Sorry I called you a flake! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4060 |
I guess Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Snowmen is a non starter” |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4061 |
Now you are ready to run for president. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4062 |
Your hat? You’re worried you lost your hat? Seriously? |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4063 |
Beginner's Luck.... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4064 |
Excuse me, but I need to take an injury timeout. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4065 |
It always snows on Boxing Day |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4066 |
When I said "Cut me, Mick" I meant a little higher. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4067 |
Humpty Frosty sat on no wall, Humpty Frosty had a great fall... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4068 |
Don’t lose your head in the squared circle, Iceman. |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
4069 |
That's cheating ! |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
4070 |
Drop your mitts, you get plowed. |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
4071 |
I’m going to need to ice that tomorrow. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
4072 |
Frosty Two The Movie: The Knoxk Off Punch |
1.1188 |
0.03236 |
101 |
89 |
12 |
0 |
4073 |
I blame Joey’s mom. She made HIM wear the mittens. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4074 |
That's not the way to make weight. |
1.1184 |
0.04944 |
76 |
70 |
3 |
3 |
4075 |
I feel like a kid again. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4076 |
You’ve beheaded the nothing that is not there and the nothing that is. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4077 |
He ran away I won. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4078 |
Global Warming doesn’t exis… |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4079 |
Going out of my head |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4080 |
I know I said only two rounds, but I think you misunderstood! |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4081 |
no head no game |
1.1184 |
0.04944 |
76 |
70 |
3 |
3 |
4082 |
Fight fair! Give me a target! |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4083 |
For god's sakes man, wait until I've warmed-up! |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4084 |
Not over yet, best of 3 |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4085 |
I blame the violent video games. |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
4086 |
Oh, man! And I thought he had the head for this job! |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
4087 |
I'm challenging the hypothesis that 'One head is better than none'." |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
4088 |
Don't worry. Just give me some water and I can get back to the fight. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
4089 |
You missed the ice chip on my shoulder. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
4090 |
Norman manifested his dream of becoming champ, but instantly regretted it. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
4091 |
I thought we agreed no scarves. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
4092 |
Well, at least we quit smoking. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
4093 |
The Carrotee Kid is playing it safe! |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
4094 |
Technically, I'm still standing, so it's not a knockout and we'll just have to call it a draw. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4095 |
Next time I'll weave; never should have bobbed. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4096 |
I think the referee is sick of this long winter. He knocked my head off and left |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4097 |
No, it isn’t a TKO. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4098 |
My mother warned me that life
full of handicaps! |
1.1176 |
0.03206 |
102 |
90 |
12 |
0 |
4099 |
Are you heading off into this match? |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4100 |
I blame Calvin. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4101 |
If I had known you were going to take the “Picasso in Fontainebleau” that way, I would have stayed in Palm Beach. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4102 |
'At least you didn't knock the magic hat off.' |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4103 |
I guess you're a head on rounds |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4104 |
Spring is in the air! |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4105 |
If that kid who stole my scarf comes back, I'll knock his block off. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4106 |
I'll knock your block off |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4107 |
You warmed up yet |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4108 |
Next time I’ll pack a punch with upside down cake.” |
1.1176 |
0.03763 |
102 |
92 |
8 |
2 |
4109 |
I guess I need to work on my footwork...if I had feet! |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4110 |
Can you smell carrots ? |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4111 |
You still didn't break my carrot Ray. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4112 |
Ok, this time we touch mittens first. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4113 |
Sorry Chip, I didn’t mean to knock off your old block |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4114 |
O.K., let’s call it a TKO. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4115 |
Sorry, I misunderstood your "give me a little head" comment. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4116 |
Now look what you've done. No more sequels. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4117 |
Is this what they call a concussion? |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4118 |
Well, see you next Winter. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4119 |
This is a global warning |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
4120 |
You need to get a new cornerman. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
4121 |
Rock Em, Sock Em, Snowbots |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
4122 |
Sorry! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4123 |
Did you ever wonder why this doesn't happen more often in this sport? |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
4124 |
Fine, but I'm still ahead on points |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
4125 |
Ok, lucky punch. How about two out of three? |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
4126 |
Hey! That's snow fair! |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
4127 |
I shouldn’t have lost my head! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4128 |
It must be because it was a dry snow... |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4129 |
Jack Johnson vs Jack Frost |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4130 |
NO FAIR! Losing your head … not allowed! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4131 |
OK, so you have a good uppercut. |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
4132 |
Thet told me that he can take a punch, but this is going to be a tough fiight. |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
4133 |
Heads are going to roll over your actions just now. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
4134 |
Melt me, Mick! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4135 |
No hitting the face! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
4136 |
This motherfucker |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4137 |
No,a knockoff is not the same as a knockout! |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4138 |
If you think about it, this would be like if human boxers fought on mat made out of their human skin, since we are snowmen fighting on top of snow. What an existential nightmare. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4139 |
this climate change it's making me loose my head (mind) |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4140 |
Bring it! Bring it! |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4141 |
It’s too late now to give me a heads-up, Joe |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4142 |
Dude, I told you no hitting below the carrot. |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
4143 |
Frosty my ass! |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
4144 |
That snow angel act is not gonna work this time around. |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
4145 |
I doubt the Marquess of Queensberry covered this. |
1.1165 |
0.03975 |
103 |
94 |
6 |
3 |
4146 |
Well, you don't have to knock my head off! |
1.1165 |
0.03975 |
103 |
94 |
6 |
3 |
4147 |
Boxing Day |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
4148 |
That's what you get for nodding off. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4149 |
That was quite frosty of you. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4150 |
Despite his best effort, Frosty's head juke failed to fool his opponent. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4151 |
But I'll beat you in snowball slow pitch!! |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4152 |
Snowcapitation of the top of the third round. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4153 |
Good fight. You really snowed me!" Scott Connolly, Burlington, V |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4154 |
Heads will roll at the first Climatemania!! |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4155 |
Well, that’s a chip off the ole ice block |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4156 |
Looks like six extra weeks of summer for you, buddy. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4157 |
let's not get ahead of ourselves |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4158 |
There must be magic in those gloves. |
1.1163 |
0.04505 |
86 |
79 |
4 |
3 |
4159 |
Why can’t we just go to the mall on Boxing Day? |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4160 |
From this viewpoint I can't really anticipate your next punch, so I think i should have a handicap of at least one third of a body. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4161 |
It doesn't matter. It looks like rain. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4162 |
It was those kids; they set this all up. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4163 |
I'll never understand these high-concept pieces. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4164 |
I thought we said no below the belt or above the scarf. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4165 |
Just because you've knocked my block off doesn't mean much. Neither one of has a spine! |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4166 |
See, this is why I always say scarfs > hats. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4167 |
Yeah. Go ahead and blame global warming, but we both know you were outmatched. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
4168 |
I call it the snowp-a-dope |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
4169 |
It's 3, 2, 1...go. NOT 3,2, punch. Now, pick my head up. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
4170 |
Now that's just cold! |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
4171 |
test data |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
4172 |
Global warming, doesn’t count. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
4173 |
I feel this was a set up! |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
4174 |
They said it was a face off thingy |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
4175 |
At least wait until the kids finish putting on my head before we box. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
4176 |
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all " |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4177 |
I've lost my mouth guard. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
4178 |
Oh, START on 3. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4179 |
Are you trying to qualify for the feather weight division? |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4180 |
If you didn’t like my hat you could have just said so. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4181 |
Down before the fight? Sn'oh'man |
1.1154 |
0.03694 |
104 |
94 |
8 |
2 |
4182 |
I told you NOT to sneeze!” |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4183 |
Uh...let's just end the session with some jump roping. |
1.1154 |
0.03694 |
104 |
94 |
8 |
2 |
4184 |
Sorry I knocked off your top hat, Frosty. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4185 |
You may have knocked me senseless with a great left hook, but I'm still a head on points! |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4186 |
Down goes freezer! Down goes freezer! |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4187 |
Oh chill out, Gary! I haven't even warmed up! |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4188 |
OK, the stocking cap’s yours. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4189 |
Calvin needs some serious therapy. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4190 |
Calvin thought it would be funny. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4191 |
Well,according to Kipling,if I blame this on you,and you keep your head,then you |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4192 |
And I thought springtime was bad. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4193 |
Oh no! Sorry Frosty, I didn't know we were just posing for the 'gram. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4194 |
May cool heads prevail |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4195 |
And that is precisely why no one really knows whos' running |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4196 |
Ever since that concussion last winter, my head's been feeling a little off. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4197 |
Let’s try skiing next. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4198 |
It’s too late, No trying to get into a lower weight bracket |
1.1154 |
0.03148 |
104 |
92 |
12 |
0 |
4199 |
Does it still count as a knock out? |
1.1154 |
0.03432 |
104 |
93 |
10 |
1 |
4200 |
Cries of excessive violence greet Peloton’s latest exercise craze. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4201 |
Come Springtime, I will have my revenge. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
4202 |
You see what happens when you get all hot-headed Bob. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4203 |
I'd roll with the punches but this field is too flat |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4204 |
Thank you for not knocking the carrot off. That's actually the toughest thing to put back together. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4205 |
If not for that pivotal day in the Stallone family backyard, we would be lining up for “Frosty VII.” |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4206 |
Now take your next best shot. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4207 |
Let's not overreact to the news from Punxsutawney. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4208 |
The Spirit of Calvin Lives |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4209 |
Somehow ice dancing still felt more humiliating. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4210 |
I can't think of what to do next. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4211 |
That which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4212 |
You gotta keep up head up, man. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4213 |
It's just a flake wound! |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4214 |
Let’s do“Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake” next. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4215 |
You're now Frosty the No-man! |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4216 |
Didn’t see that cross-kick coming, didja ? |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
4217 |
Outta My Head Over You |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
4218 |
The no head, no play rule became a source of considerable disappointment in colder climes. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4219 |
I can tell you've been working on your footwork |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
4220 |
I thought the rule was no hitting above the belt. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
4221 |
I hate global warming. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
4222 |
Why are you always losing your head?! |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
4223 |
No, I don't need an ice bag. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
4224 |
Ok, ok... I shouldn't have called you Mike Tyson. Although with part of my body on the ground you did sorta prove my point. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
4225 |
Come on now Bob, these flops are ruining the sport. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
4226 |
It's a TKO: total knock off |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
4227 |
That's what I call a snow blow, Frosty |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4228 |
That’s not fair! You got the scarf, I got this hat! |
1.1143 |
0.03120 |
105 |
93 |
12 |
0 |
4229 |
You’re on a roll. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4230 |
Oh ice sickles, now I am all flurried. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4231 |
Let’s go in and watch ‘The Great British Bake-off’. |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
4232 |
Rot in hell!, |
1.1143 |
0.04130 |
105 |
97 |
4 |
4 |
4233 |
Wonderful progress Jack. Can you see how when you're hurting, you hurt others? I'll get together here and we'll head back to the office for the rest of the session |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
4234 |
The score is me ahead. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
4235 |
Who's your second? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4236 |
This wouldn't have happened if I had my top hat on. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4237 |
My answer is still the same…I never touched your corncob pipe. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4238 |
Nice left hook, never saw it coming, Frosty. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4239 |
Whoops, my bad |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4240 |
Told you, no punching below the hat |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4241 |
I worry more about that kid every year. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
4242 |
Oh yeah,I dare you to do that again. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4243 |
Let’s see your upper cut now, Clive” |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4244 |
Where did you get those sticks? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4245 |
I call a "Time Out"! While I collect my wits. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
4246 |
It ain’t over. Still two rounds to go! |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4247 |
I said bite off my ear! |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4248 |
You had a tougher chin before climate change. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4249 |
This is not worth losing your head over! |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4250 |
Well at least my nose isn’t broken. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4251 |
I would have given you the carrot had you only asked. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4252 |
Okay, so you're not a snowflake. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4253 |
Just tell him that Hobbes did it! |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4254 |
It’s a win by K-Snow |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4255 |
Do you still want that ice bath? |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4256 |
Still haven't melted... |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4257 |
TKO? |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4258 |
That’s what I get for accepting Boeing as my sponsor. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4259 |
Better from you than global warming. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4260 |
I thought you said this would help my migraine. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4261 |
Just skip the count. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4262 |
Time out! |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4263 |
Ya, but I still poll better than you. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4264 |
What do you mean by “I won’t fight you? |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4265 |
You know, there are easier ways to make sure I don't talk about Fight Club. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4266 |
All right, I take it back. I shouldn’t have called your girlfriend as cold as ice. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4267 |
I just said, "Put em up..." |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4268 |
Henry I said let’s practice a jab cross…not a cross jab! |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4269 |
You didn’t float like a butterfly, but you did sting like a bee. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4270 |
Spring, Summer, Winter,… |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4271 |
Uh, oh, doesn't look like we'll be able to fight into the mid-30s. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4272 |
Global warming is real. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4273 |
That cloud looks like Frosty. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4274 |
This is for keeps. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4275 |
Funny, you both do and don't have a cooler head. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
4276 |
We said no head or groin shots! |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4277 |
So she got to keep all my scarves after the divorce |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4278 |
Surprising result for a man that obviously skips arm day |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4279 |
Mark put a whole new meaning on the phrase heads will roll. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4280 |
That was an icy move, my friend. |
1.1136 |
0.04406 |
88 |
81 |
4 |
3 |
4281 |
A left to the thaw. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
4282 |
This seems counter-productive. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
4283 |
I wish those kids hadn't rediscovered Calvin and Hobbes. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
4284 |
Same time, tomorrow? |
1.1134 |
0.04113 |
97 |
89 |
5 |
3 |
4285 |
Oh yeah!I’m not finished with you. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
4286 |
Sorry, global warming… |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
4287 |
This isn't too bad. You should see some of the other "Calvin" gory scenes! |
1.1132 |
0.03092 |
106 |
94 |
12 |
0 |
4288 |
Hey, I said no hitting above the scarf! |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
4289 |
This light powder snow is going to be the death of you! |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
4290 |
I hurt someone 'cause I was hurt, ain't feel better. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4291 |
I know that trick, I look down, you hit me. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4292 |
I meant a snowball fight. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4293 |
Dont just stand there! Get help! Tell them there's a snow emergency, and turn yourself in. Do the right thing for once in your life, Jerry! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4294 |
You cannot hit me in the face now. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4295 |
No, knock out, not knock off. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4296 |
Only BELOW the belt"! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4297 |
That's one way to avoid my devastating left jab" |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4298 |
Apparently shouldn't have warmed up. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
4299 |
Calvin! |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4300 |
Hmm, I wonder where this round is headed? |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4301 |
Sorry about the hat. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4302 |
You heard me holler "stop"! |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
4303 |
I should have worn my scarf instead of the hat. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4304 |
I meant to knock your socks off . . . . |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4305 |
Heads up you loose, heads down I win |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4306 |
All of this started because you said I was spineless. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4307 |
I know in my head that K.O. is the exact opposite of O.K. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4308 |
Phil was right. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4309 |
I might have lost. But it’s still a better outcome than if we tried swimming first. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4310 |
I’ll bite your legs off! |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4311 |
It was a liability anyways |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4312 |
It’s going to be warm tomorrow anyway. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
4313 |
By head start, I didn't mean start at the head first. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4314 |
This is why I prefer snowball fights! |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4315 |
So, that’s a cloud. |
1.1124 |
0.04358 |
89 |
82 |
4 |
3 |
4316 |
It was only a groundhog’s opinion! Certainly nothing to lose you head over. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4317 |
That really knocked me off my butthead. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
4318 |
I can't make any decisions like this! |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4319 |
But I just bent down to pick up a button and farted. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4320 |
"My left hook knock your head off!! |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4321 |
I wouldn't have knocked your head off if you had had a neck scarf like mine. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4322 |
Right, and you never lose your head when we resolve our arguments you way. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4323 |
Scarves win. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4324 |
I'm not feeling so hot. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4325 |
And the champ has put yet another challenger on ice! |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4326 |
It’s not a knockout if two-thirds of my body is still standing. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
4327 |
There must be no magic in this new knit hat we found. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
4328 |
Darn! I think my neck was beginning to thaw before we started... |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4329 |
Frosty does anyone know you were a heavy weight champion before you became a snowman? |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4330 |
I heard he had a glass jaw but this is ridiculous. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4331 |
I'm not giving up until spring. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
4332 |
Well, I could not find your socks, so... |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
4333 |
Annie optimist says “things are lookin up |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4334 |
‘I said protect your neck!’, ‘…sure, says the one with the scarf.’ |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
4335 |
The Inuit may have 32 words for snow but I have just one word for KO. |
1.1122 |
0.03205 |
98 |
87 |
11 |
0 |
4336 |
Take your best shot, I need refreshing anyway. |
1.1122 |
0.03205 |
98 |
87 |
11 |
0 |
4337 |
Can we start over? I wasn’t ready yet. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
4338 |
And I thought it would be spring that brought my demise. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4339 |
I told you “No punching above the belt.” |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4340 |
We can either quit now,or wait until the spring fall when all will be forgiven. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4341 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4342 |
In boxing, you must keep your cool. Otherwise, you'll fall apart. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4343 |
Lost my head over…nothing! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4344 |
Snowbrawls! |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4345 |
I was so excited about the snow I guess I lost my head! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4346 |
Nonviolence, and an end to human-caused global warming, are the only hopes for the survival of our species. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4347 |
Lose the scarf and try that again. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
4348 |
So that’s how we’re gonna play it, Frosty? |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4349 |
I thought we agreed 'snow holds barred' |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
4350 |
I fly like a butterfly and sting like spring! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4351 |
So the effects of global warming are true! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4352 |
Rock-em,Sock-em Snowbots,eh? I knocked your ice block off! |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4353 |
Hey! Put me up! |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4354 |
Since when was Calvin interested in boxing ? |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4355 |
OK,OK You can have the hat! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4356 |
I told you to keep your chin down. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4357 |
Hey. How about a little heads up on the situation? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4358 |
When I say 'nothing above the scarf,' you really can't imagine where my scarf would be? |
1.1111 |
0.04648 |
81 |
75 |
3 |
3 |
4359 |
So that's what you meant by sublimation. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4360 |
Thumpety, thump, thump,
thumpety, thump, thump,
Frosty really goes.
Thumpety, thump, thump,
thumpety, thump, thump,
I’m gonna break your nose. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4361 |
Is this a TKO? |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4362 |
How could I have known the kid had a slush jaw? |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4363 |
Rock em’ sock em’ snowmen |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4364 |
Wait . . . Wait, sorry, sorry . . . I lost my head. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4365 |
Lucky you,no more dandruff! |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4366 |
Wow! So this is how it ends. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4367 |
Damn, dude. |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
4368 |
Not your fault Frank ... who knew they moved ! |
1.1111 |
0.04648 |
81 |
75 |
3 |
3 |
4369 |
Beyond the "glass jaw." |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
4370 |
Where were you headed? |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4371 |
We said nothing below the scarf!! |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
4372 |
I hope Ron Howard makes a movie about you. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4373 |
That was a cold blow. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4374 |
I always suspected you never had your head on straight |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4375 |
UFC: Ultimate Frosty Championship |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4376 |
I always thought that Jack had a good head on his shoulders. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4377 |
still boxing clever |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4378 |
I can't fight you anymore, you made me lose my head. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4379 |
Hey, it wasn't me who said it would be an early Spring. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4380 |
Snowck-Out! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4381 |
OK, you win - you can have the hat too. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4382 |
Jabby the snowman was a happy jolly … look out! |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
4383 |
Have you ever seen a boxer wearing mittens? |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4384 |
Please don’t stick that carrot up my ass and fuck me with it til I cum! Anything but that!!! |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
4385 |
You have never learned to keep a cool head. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
4386 |
T'is just a flesh wound. We'll call it a draw. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4387 |
Do I get like a do-over? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4388 |
I still say Trump won in 2020! |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4389 |
That was mostly the wind. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4390 |
Gloves were not off yet! |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4391 |
You threw your best punch and I’m still standing, sucker. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4392 |
Pull yourself together man!
She is not worth losing you head over . |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4393 |
He walked into my fist. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4394 |
That’s not ducking. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4395 |
Are you sure you don't have frozen snowballs in those mittens? |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4396 |
We agreed that Above the scarf is off limits |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
4397 |
.. now I have lost my head, you just look out". |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
4398 |
You're right. From this angle, that carrot could use a different filter. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4399 |
Get up, snowflake! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
4400 |
You may have won this round, but I have won the battle to make you face your own mortality. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
4401 |
Now I'll need a snowblower to get some head. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
4402 |
Frosty’s less jolly brother, Rocky. |
1.1100 |
0.03994 |
100 |
92 |
5 |
3 |
4403 |
He asked me if I was Frosty and things just snowballed |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4404 |
But perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself here... |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4405 |
Global warming was going to kill me eventually. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4406 |
Clarence - looks like I’ve got a head start on settling some unfinished business with you. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
4407 |
Ooh right on the button! Look for Frosty to mostly work the body in Round 2. |
1.1099 |
0.04265 |
91 |
84 |
4 |
3 |
4408 |
You resemble a chicken in more ways than one. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
4409 |
You win. Now let's pretend to be Ichabod Crane and the headless horseman! |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4410 |
Won't wear a cap next match |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
4411 |
It ain’t over. I just slipped. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
4412 |
It's just an ice wound. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4413 |
I warned you …. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4414 |
When you said to you wanted to play rocket sock'em snowmen, this isn't what I had I mind |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
4415 |
How about freeze tag? |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4416 |
Where's Billy? |
1.1099 |
0.04265 |
91 |
84 |
4 |
3 |
4417 |
I may have lost my head, but I just need to chill out and try to pull myself together for the next round. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
4418 |
Rock 'em Sock 'em Snowmen
Knock their blocks off |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
4419 |
At least they won't be able to accuse me of giving you a low blow. |
1.1099 |
0.04265 |
91 |
84 |
4 |
3 |
4420 |
Take my Superman Punch |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4421 |
Oh dear! I forgot about the impact of climate change on our constitution. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4422 |
I know people say I'm a chip off the old block, Dad, but did you really have to prove the point? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4423 |
Hey! That was above the neck! |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
4424 |
New Hampshire primary. The dead of winter. And the winner is? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4425 |
I know what you did last winter. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4426 |
This isn't Rock 'em, Sock 'em--we said no head shots |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4427 |
That Calvin. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
4428 |
I’m here but my head is somewhere else. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
4429 |
It strikes me now : you are the one I would melt for... |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4430 |
So much for heads will roll. Now what? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4431 |
I said let it snow, not let it blow. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4432 |
Ok, you can have your darned old crocheted hat back. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4433 |
I said, "No hitting above the waist!" |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
4434 |
Wow, Diego, I didn't think you had a snowball's chance in hell to land that left hook" |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4435 |
Rock'em Sock'em Robots made this look a lot safer. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4436 |
Punchatawney Paulie wins! Six more weeks of winter! |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4437 |
Extreme CTE |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
4438 |
I thought we agreed not to plant our feet. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4439 |
Barnaby wasn’t so sure this was what they meant by “Boxing Day.” |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4440 |
That was an ice-cold left hook. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4441 |
Guess we’ll have to resume after school. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4442 |
Breaking the ice has a nice ring to it |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4443 |
you always urged me to get a head. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4444 |
I guess when my life coach told me to 'roll with the punches', I didn't consider this in visceral terms. |
1.1089 |
0.03115 |
101 |
90 |
11 |
0 |
4445 |
Didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning, did I? |
1.1089 |
0.03418 |
101 |
91 |
9 |
1 |
4446 |
Move your head! |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
4447 |
Don't bother to call 911, we're both going to melt soon anyway. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4448 |
Fighting climate change is tougher! |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
4449 |
This is why we agreee no head shots. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
4450 |
Do to the recent thaw, the promoters had no choice but to reschedule |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
4451 |
Roger was never a very athletic snowman. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
4452 |
I knew I wasn't cold enough to get into boxing. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4453 |
Nice left hook for such a skinny arm. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4454 |
That’s some thumpety, thump thump you got there! |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4455 |
Well! This is an unexpected development... things seem to be snow balling on us here. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4456 |
It's only a head wound. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
4457 |
I'm a victim of a cold blooded attack. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4458 |
From this angle, I think we should not get ahead of ourselves |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
4459 |
For the last time, I didn't take your hat. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4460 |
Calvin's got a weird sense of humor. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
4461 |
You know the rules: No shivs. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4462 |
Thanks for not breaking my nose. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4463 |
I knew I’d regret not wearing a scarf. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4464 |
If I see Hobbes start to lift his leg, you are so dead. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4465 |
Just "put on some ice"...?! |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4466 |
That was the wrong TKO - technical knock-off, not technical knock-out. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4467 |
DO OVER! I slipped. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4468 |
Sure, I’ll lose this fight, but at least I’ll drop down one weight class for my next one. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4469 |
All your 'float like a snowflake, sting like Frosty...' didn't really prepare me for this. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4470 |
It decreases the risk of a concussion. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4471 |
Mark! Stop beheading the snowmen! |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4472 |
Frosty ain’t got nothing on me. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4473 |
You peeled my carrot! |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4474 |
Right. So now I gotta fight your heart? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4475 |
Gee, you don't have a head anymore. Oh, there it is. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4476 |
Dang it all…why did he wear that warm hat - I told him the key to victory was KEEPING a cool head! |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4477 |
‘That was a low blow!’ |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4478 |
I’ll give you the TKO. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4479 |
Maybe you warmed up too much! |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4480 |
Old Man Winter Strikes Another Chilling Knockout Blow |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4481 |
The sky is so blue! |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4482 |
Corn cob pipe, button nose, two eyes made out of coal… and a chin like an ice sickle. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4483 |
Wanna snow again? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4484 |
You look better from this angle! |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4485 |
Someone stole our tent. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4486 |
'No it's not a knockout, I am still standing!' |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4487 |
You knocked my sphere off |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4488 |
I know you think you've won, but like a chicken, I can still run circles around you! |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
4489 |
Brilliant, the kids aren’t back until Sunday… |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4490 |
Good job, that's called a cold-cock punch; now give the Siberian Necktie choke a try |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4491 |
I take it the groundhog didn’t see its shadow. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4492 |
Don't hit me so hard! You knocked my block off! |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
4493 |
I can't feel my toes. Oh hey, the moon is full. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4494 |
Damn that global warming! |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4495 |
I told you I was going to knock your block off! |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4496 |
Headless, yes. Heedless, no! |
1.1081 |
0.02961 |
111 |
99 |
12 |
0 |
4497 |
It is not the same as "knocking your block off." |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4498 |
If he melts...he melts. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4499 |
Life takes on a whole new complexion when you suddenly see where you came from. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4500 |
Now that the fight is over, tell me why you wore that hat. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4501 |
I said 'look', not 'hook'.......... |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
4502 |
Giving up so soon? |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4503 |
This reminds me of an old Calvin and Hobbes comic I saw once. |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4504 |
Dowwwwwn goes Frosty!” |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
4505 |
You didn't have to cold-cock me. |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
4506 |
THAT…was an over reaction |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
4507 |
You’re supposed to go for a knockout, not a knock off!
Neil Kurshan, New York |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4508 |
Does that count as a knockdown or a TKO? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4509 |
You gotta put your twig into it” |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4510 |
You are not going to punch me in the face again. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4511 |
You told me to block it, you didn’t say with what. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4512 |
Man, that was frosty. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4513 |
2 out of 3 and give me a head start! |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4514 |
I told you we needed headgear. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4515 |
Dang, cold cocked. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4516 |
I think you're ready. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4517 |
That was like hitting the netherlands! |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4518 |
I don't think boxing is our love language. |
1.1075 |
0.04177 |
93 |
86 |
4 |
3 |
4519 |
I mis Calvin. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4520 |
This is a metaphor for the political situation in the United States. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4521 |
I barely touched him. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4522 |
I’m thirteen and you wanna know what *I* think is funny?! Okay, how’s this? ‘Boy, the kids in this neighborhood sure have a dark sense of humor!’ |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4523 |
This is a loss against climate change, not you. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4524 |
Now give me my hat back, Larry |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4525 |
Now I have an even better view of your pathetic right jab. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4526 |
Oh! My dear! You are still fighting with your head off on the ground! |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4527 |
‘C’mon man, my Cutman is taking a potty break’ |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4528 |
I said LET’S head off after one more round. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4529 |
Better call this off, we are melting? |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4530 |
Looks like you fell for the ol’ climate change-up. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4531 |
I thought Boxing Day was 26th December! |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4532 |
No rematch! |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4533 |
Keep Going. I'm gonna head out. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4534 |
I thought we agreed - no head shots. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4535 |
22-0. There’s a reason they call me global warming. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4536 |
We used to be best buddies. And now we're not. |
1.1071 |
0.03198 |
112 |
101 |
10 |
1 |
4537 |
Wrong season for a haymaker. |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
4538 |
Bring it on: I'm way a head of you. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4539 |
I told you I needed a scarf to secure it. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4540 |
Rock'em Sock'em Snowobots
"Hey, you knocked my ice block off!" |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4541 |
Yeah, the thaw definitely starts earlier every year. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4542 |
That was pretty good, but it left you wide open |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4543 |
Somewhere in Ukraine... |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4544 |
I can still see from down here |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4545 |
Rock ‘em sock ‘em snowbots caption |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
4546 |
Mmm. Ok, it’s your turn to win the scarf. No cheating. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4547 |
Your headspace looks to be grounded |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4548 |
You’ve really rung my snowbell. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4549 |
It would look something like this if you were a good boxer.. |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
4550 |
Owww! My fuckin’… top… snowball… HEAD!!! That’s the word. |
1.1068 |
0.03881 |
103 |
95 |
5 |
3 |
4551 |
Whoa! Didn’t you hear the bell? |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4552 |
I have no excuse other than climate change. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4553 |
Is my right hand moving? |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
4554 |
I said, give me the friggen hat! |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4555 |
Sorry, I thought I was back in a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4556 |
Hey, quit having a meltdown and lend a hand...or a head! |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
4557 |
Sure, go for the carrot. We said no rabbit punches. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4558 |
Are you sure it said Boxing Day? |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4559 |
C’mon !! Get your head back into this thing !! |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4560 |
Hey, Calvin! A little help, please! |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4561 |
That shot was a little below the belt, don’t you think? |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4562 |
You really want the hat, don't you. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4563 |
I'm used to 15 below 0, not 10 over 9. |
1.1064 |
0.03847 |
94 |
86 |
6 |
2 |
4564 |
We'll be even in the spring |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4565 |
oopsie frosty |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
4566 |
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4567 |
I'm Mike Tyson's Snowman. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4568 |
Even without snow balls I can still beat you! |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4569 |
I didn't see that Nor'easter coming. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4570 |
Okay, okay, next time I'll protect my face. Now, call the ice cream truck. Stat! |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
4571 |
Sorry- forgot you were made of snow, man. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4572 |
Carrigan,I warned you! |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
4573 |
Wait a second my hat fell off! |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4574 |
I didn’t hear the bell, but it sure feels like my head's been rung. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4575 |
Another win, another year as “the Unbeatable Snowman” |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4576 |
I coulda been a contender...I coulda been SOMEONE... |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4577 |
Having finally defeated his inner critic, Dave the Snowman contemplated the pros and cons of solitude. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4578 |
For this to be fun, you have to keep your head in the game! |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4579 |
I should have worn the green scarf. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4580 |
Narrator’s voice: It was then that Frosty realized he was not quite ready to claim the name ‘The Abominable Snowman’. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4581 |
Well, now I guess I'll be called the Headless Abominable snowman. |
1.1058 |
0.03324 |
104 |
94 |
9 |
1 |
4582 |
When the humans said "Heads will roll," I didn't know they meant it literally! |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4583 |
I think I need something more protective than a knit cap. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4584 |
This gives TKO a whole new meaning. |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
4585 |
It's just a scratch. I'll bite your legs off! |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
4586 |
When I said knock it off, I didn't it mean literally. |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
4587 |
Did I tell you Lately how much I hate boxing? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4588 |
Oomph! I hope climate change halts your championship run, Frosty! |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4589 |
Frosty and Frostie are going head to head....er, uh..... |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4590 |
You just got lucky, if it wasn't for global warming you'd be getting it. |
1.1053 |
0.03808 |
95 |
87 |
6 |
2 |
4591 |
I finally saw a butterfly and felt a bee. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4592 |
Well, don't just stand there gawking, get me some water! |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4593 |
How many’s a knockout anyway? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4594 |
Maybe Rock’em Sock’em Snowmen isn’t the best marketing concept. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4595 |
I guess that ices it… |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
4596 |
That's snow way to win! |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4597 |
I guess we can call this a TKSnow. |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4598 |
Dang my ice jaw. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4599 |
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be a snowman, my son. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4600 |
Rockem Sockem Slushbots! |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4601 |
I never imagined I'd have a glass jaw. |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4602 |
Global warming isn't worth fighting over. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4603 |
That cloud looks like a horse's ass. |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4604 |
Mamaaaaa! |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4605 |
Like I told you last time "Only below the belt!" |
1.1048 |
0.03561 |
105 |
96 |
7 |
2 |
4606 |
What will these kids think of next? |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
4607 |
Oh, knock it off. You're fine, Snowy. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4608 |
I hate a punch in the face,so I keep it out |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4609 |
I can't help but feel this match has been rigged. |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
4610 |
My head fell off |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4611 |
Lucky shot, baldy |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4612 |
This is the best caption ChatGPT could come up with. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4613 |
I told you to not lose your head over this. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4614 |
We differ, I think, on adverbs attached to ‘sparring’. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4615 |
My right hook knocked off your head. Tonight’s deep freeze will reconnect it. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4616 |
Rocky meets Highlander
"Adrian! There can only be One!" |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4617 |
Hey man get your head in the game |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4618 |
That's what you get for stealing my corncob pipe. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4619 |
Pick-up for another round ? |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4620 |
You have to look for that left hook. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4621 |
Had enough ? |
1.1047 |
0.04385 |
86 |
80 |
3 |
3 |
4622 |
It’s only a knockout if you want to get technical. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4623 |
Wow, you've really been training. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4624 |
Blocking, bobbing & weaving, pivoting…It’s all irrelevant if you get sucker punched by a gust of wind. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4625 |
Hey Frosty--the count doesn't start till you go to a neutral corner! |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4626 |
OK, OK. Santa's real. |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
4627 |
It's all fun and games until someone loses a head...
it's the classic caption |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4628 |
You dangled a carrot… |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4629 |
Must be the hat. |
1.1042 |
0.03134 |
96 |
86 |
10 |
0 |
4630 |
I knew I shoulda stayed in that cloud. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4631 |
Not exactly a head start |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4632 |
I'm just warming up. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4633 |
What did you mean by 'turn the other cheek'? |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4634 |
KO? It was the Sun! |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4635 |
I didn't say "go." |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4636 |
This didn’t hurt, thanks to my spinal cord stimulator. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4637 |
Geez, Bobby, I could’ve been a contender! |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
4638 |
Thanks Frosty. I had such a headcold! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4639 |
I don't know what I was thinking. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4640 |
I guess it wasn't a good idea to throw my hat in the ring! |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4641 |
I can go on |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4642 |
I missed my coach's fifth class, which taught how to keep my head straight. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4643 |
I suppose I should have worn my scarf too! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4644 |
That is one decisive snowball fight. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4645 |
I don’t have health insurance. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4646 |
..., welp more of a knock off... |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4647 |
So now who has snow balls? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4648 |
See, I told you that it would be hard to knock me out. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4649 |
We can’t call the fight until one of us learns how to count. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4650 |
Boxing? Have you lost your mind? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4651 |
Well, if you had LEGS, you could go fetch the Creator - Timmy. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4652 |
If someone asks, remember the first rule of Fight Club, Larry. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4653 |
One heck of a snowball fight! |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4654 |
So soon? These warmer gloves really work! |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4655 |
Guess you can't be the head snowman anymore, can you? |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4656 |
Okay, I get it. Wear a scarf... |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4657 |
As a matter of fact, I do remember the line from 'Apocalypse Now.' |
1.1038 |
0.03264 |
106 |
96 |
9 |
1 |
4658 |
Hey, that's not a neutral corner! |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4659 |
Well at least my head will be a little bigger now. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4660 |
You can’t say I didn’t win! |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4661 |
Hey, you didn’t hit me, I was just slipping your punch. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4662 |
I can see green leaves and birds singing! |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4663 |
I am moving to Florida |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4664 |
The ref said no hitting below the belt. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4665 |
I'm going to need some ice after this. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4666 |
Witness the biggest winter war for snowman supremacy, ending with a headless twist, and leaving Snowy in victory for the reign"
Naomi Murillo, Costa Ric |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4667 |
I wish I didn’t lose my mind when I fight. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4668 |
I think i am losing my mind ! 😂 |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4669 |
You're such a snowflake ...! |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4670 |
It’s a setback, but it doesn’t count as a knockout |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4671 |
Frosty with a chilling display of dominance. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4672 |
Shit man, I thought you were supposed to be a jolly happy soul. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4673 |
I still have two balls left---let's rock!" |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4674 |
They call me a “South Pole paw” |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4675 |
Thumpety, thump and Frosty's out cold! |
1.1031 |
0.03104 |
97 |
87 |
10 |
0 |
4676 |
I'll knock your block off. Just give me a minute. |
1.1031 |
0.03104 |
97 |
87 |
10 |
0 |
4677 |
It was going to happen sooner or later, Frosty. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4678 |
This is where you're supposed to sing the 'thumpety-thump-thump' part." |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4679 |
sorry. i just lost my head in the excitement of the moment. |
1.1031 |
0.03732 |
97 |
89 |
6 |
2 |
4680 |
I thought you had a good head on your shoulders! |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4681 |
Doesn’t count…I did it to myself. |
1.1031 |
0.03104 |
97 |
87 |
10 |
0 |
4682 |
You're cold as ice, Larry |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4683 |
The fight has been declared a snow-contest. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4684 |
…at least I didn’t freeze up. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4685 |
The sad results of Heads Up play. |
1.1028 |
0.03235 |
107 |
97 |
9 |
1 |
4686 |
Let's keep going! What are you afraid of? |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4687 |
Rock'm Sock'm Snowmen |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4688 |
What's under your scarf?...... |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4689 |
Nine... Nine and a half... Nine and three fourths... Nine and seven eighths... Nine and fifteen sixteenths... Nine and thirty-one thirty-seconds... |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
4690 |
Nice shot! Spring is coming. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4691 |
OK, Frosty. I get it. I'll stay away from Elsa, but is she really worth melting for? |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4692 |
I guess you really meant it when you said you were gonna coldcock me. |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
4693 |
Andy’s coming! |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4694 |
Idiot, I'm Frosty the Snowman and I'll be back to get you some day. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4695 |
Well...I challenge you to a rematch in the spring. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4696 |
This is not a knock out! |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
4697 |
Frosty! You motherf* |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4698 |
Hold your head high. You fought well. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4699 |
These early spring thaws always throw my game off. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4700 |
“Oh my…and this match is over as Lefty quickly delivers another of his trademark cold-cock knockouts.” |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4701 |
I switched to artificial intelligence |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4702 |
I'll be honest, I don't get the appeal |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4703 |
but your made of sticky snow ... thats not fair |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4704 |
I've got two rounds to go. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4705 |
How many times have I told you you would forget your head if it wasn’t attached? |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4706 |
Who do you think you are, Muhammad snowb-Ali? |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4707 |
I’m hoping this scene is generated by Artificial Intelligence and my block is not really knocked off. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4708 |
If I’ve told that kid once I’ve told him a thousand times: a twig is no substitute for rebar. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4709 |
You have Seasonal Affective Disorder |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4710 |
Can we just call it a draw?"$ |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4711 |
You won the stare down. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4712 |
The Headless Boxer |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4713 |
So this is what they call a technical knockout. Doesn't feel great. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4714 |
Ugh Global Warming!!! |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4715 |
Well, I guess I did commit gnostical turpitude, after all. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4716 |
The sleigh bell rang,were you listening? |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4717 |
Your manager told you: "Keep your head down"? |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4718 |
Stars? No. Star, yes. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4719 |
That's some Eskimo pie you just threw my way. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4720 |
Listen, I used to be a headhunter - it’s a no-brainer |
1.1023 |
0.04288 |
88 |
82 |
3 |
3 |
4721 |
Hey prop me up will you? I wanna see if I win. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4722 |
Told you the scarf it not just for decor |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4723 |
*yelling instructions* |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4724 |
I threw a punch and rock salt” |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4725 |
I should’ve worn my lucky scarf as well. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4726 |
Surprised that your arm managed that jab. |
1.1020 |
0.03695 |
98 |
90 |
6 |
2 |
4727 |
I’m gonna tell the Marquess of Queensberry |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
4728 |
When that kid who made us puts my head back on your your in real trouble. |
1.1020 |
0.03970 |
98 |
91 |
4 |
3 |
4729 |
The real winner is climate change |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
4730 |
blow me |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
4731 |
This is the only way I could make the weight class... |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4732 |
How many views so far? |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4733 |
You were only supposed to knock my socks off! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
4734 |
No! I'm not the great white hope. I told you to keep your right stick up. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4735 |
Sorry, friends don't let friends bite their carrot to spite their face. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4736 |
I’ve got a chili pepper for a nose.” |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4737 |
I hear that snowmen with heads melt faster. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4738 |
Coach told me I need to cut weight… |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4739 |
You’re fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4740 |
George, I think we're looking at a unanimous decision. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4741 |
I told you to pack the snow on tight |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4742 |
Announcer: As a reminder folks, "KO" in snowman boxing stands for "Knock Off" not "Knock Out" |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4743 |
Well,I don't need a scarf anymore |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4744 |
We said, no punches above the waist. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4745 |
Dude, I thought we agreed — no punches in the balls. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4746 |
Well, I guess spring came early. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4747 |
Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4748 |
I see birdies. Hello birdies, tweet tweet. |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
4749 |
Why it pays to keep your guard up |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4750 |
TKSnowed! |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4751 |
I said No Más not Christmas. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4752 |
This doesn't happen with the robots. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4753 |
I think, it's the sweat. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4754 |
When you said you'd fight 'til the last snowman standing, I didn't think you'd take it literally, Kevin. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4755 |
Now it's a gut reaction |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4756 |
Sorry man,Climate change is making us softer than I remember |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4757 |
I said - knock my block off, not my head |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4758 |
My coach always says I get caught cold |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4759 |
This is why I said no hitting above the belt. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4760 |
He WAS a jolly good fellow…”
Callum J Rolfe, New Malden U |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4761 |
The Maquis of Queensborough said no hitting above the scarf! |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4762 |
Why ! did you have to go and do that ?
When all I did was knock your hat off |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4763 |
Don't worry, I can't die in a dream of good old days. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4764 |
Looks pretty sunny up there, loser... |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4765 |
Nevermind, it's going to be an early spring anyway! |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4766 |
I told you not to 'bring the heat'. |
1.1010 |
0.03044 |
99 |
89 |
10 |
0 |
4767 |
Thank God it spring and I am melting |
1.1010 |
0.03044 |
99 |
89 |
10 |
0 |
4768 |
Six more weeks of winter... I wish I could have seen them. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4769 |
Sorry. I was aiming for your mid-section. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4770 |
Let me get my head together and then it’ll be MY turn to knock your block off! |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4771 |
Really? Cut the drama. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4772 |
Good luck against May weather - it's undefeated. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4773 |
Pretty clouds today. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4774 |
- Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the more often and steadily we reflect upon them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me. - Stop quoting Kant every time you lose, Olaf, the hat is mine now. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4775 |
I think the phrase "knock it off" doesn't mean what you think it does.
Dan Schechter
Los Alamitos CA |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
4776 |
Oh, jumping head first was a bit rash! |
1.1000 |
0.04570 |
80 |
75 |
2 |
3 |
4777 |
When life gets rough, I like to hold onto my dream
Relaxing in the summer sun, just letting off steam |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4778 |
Can we please put our differences aside....?? |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4779 |
Maybe the robots really should take our jobs. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
4780 |
Hey,who let Bill Waterson draw this week |
1.1000 |
0.04144 |
100 |
94 |
2 |
4 |
4781 |
Bernie wonders what life could be like if he wasn't build by a kindergartner.
Luke Sevelius, Tampa FL |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4782 |
For God's sake, Albert, don't let success go to my head. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4783 |
When I said "put up or shut up," I didn't mean " shut me up." |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4784 |
I keep telling you that we need AI. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4785 |
Let’s pick another day! |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4786 |
Good job, son. That’s how you go for a gut punch. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4787 |
I hope I have better luck next year. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4788 |
Groovy..that is putting it mildly |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4789 |
I can't get used to these new handicap rules! |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4790 |
I demand a re-match, same time, same place, next winter. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4791 |
Hey not fair, I was just starting to thaw. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4792 |
First rule of Snowman Fight Club: You do not talk about Snowman Fight Club. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4793 |
I just can’t seem to get my head out of the snow and into the game |
1.1000 |
0.03333 |
100 |
91 |
8 |
1 |
4794 |
At least I bit your ear off when I had the chance. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
4795 |
I have what's known in boxing as an ice jaw. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4796 |
Come on Frosty, don't be such a snowflake! |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4797 |
Hey, no coldcocking. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4798 |
This is a TKO,isn’t it? |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4799 |
I wanna say TKO, but . . . |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4800 |
Gary was so worried about global warming, he failed to see Paul’s left hook. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4801 |
I never had a snow balls chance in hell to beat you. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4802 |
Maybe we should have taken up skiing instead. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4803 |
You knocked my block off and now I'm going to knock you out Cold! |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4804 |
Knocked him out ice cold. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4805 |
You're right, it doesn' t hurt with a toque on. |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
4806 |
Huh, you were right. A strong wind can knock me over. |
1.0990 |
0.03302 |
101 |
92 |
8 |
1 |
4807 |
Your head is not in the game and this bothers me more than you'll ever know! |
1.0990 |
0.02987 |
101 |
91 |
10 |
0 |
4808 |
I’ve always said accessories are essential! |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
4809 |
I'm glad I chose the scarf,and not the hat. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4810 |
I told you not to lose your head over that climate change story! |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4811 |
So we are now grown up and not playing with blocks any more! |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4812 |
You’re watching Hagler v Hearns again, aren’t you! |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4813 |
This is the last time we play ‘Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots! |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4814 |
Don't kid yourself - global warming did this. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4815 |
Can you be any MORE of a cliché? |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4816 |
In Alaska we play rock ‘em sock ‘em snowbots! |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4817 |
I need someone to help me with footwork. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4818 |
Okay. You win round one, but it ain't over until the spring defrost. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4819 |
Summer can't come soon enough. |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
4820 |
Don't look at me, blame the little squirt to said, "Mittens are so last year". |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4821 |
This can't happen; I have immunity from my last bout! |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4822 |
I passed the concussion protocol. I’m ready for Round 2!! |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4823 |
Mind blowing taken to a whole new level....Brain freeze upends itself |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4824 |
Ok, who are going to call now, "ghost busters?" |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4825 |
To preserve my pride, just say global warming melted my head off. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4826 |
Float like snowflake, hit like an avalanche. |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
4827 |
Ohhh, you knocked my ice block off! |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4828 |
Actually , I’ve been feeling a little detached lately. |
1.0986 |
0.04555 |
71 |
66 |
3 |
2 |
4829 |
That was some flurry of punches. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4830 |
I sneezed and you hit me. That's beyond cold. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4831 |
Hit me whenever you're ready |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4832 |
Don't Play Chicken! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4833 |
I said heads will roll! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4834 |
that's not what I had in mind when I said snow job |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4835 |
Stop that or I'll knock your block off. OH..... |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
4836 |
Next time I'll wear the scarf |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
4837 |
Rock'em Sock'em Frosty. |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
4838 |
It ain't over 'til my head says it's over. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4839 |
You’ve gotta to roll with the punches! |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4840 |
I didn’t even take one step closer! |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4841 |
Nice shot! Keep it on, I'll watch the rest from here. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4842 |
Is this some kid's idea of a sick joke? |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4843 |
Rockem Sockem Robots has taken a turn |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
4844 |
Now’s as good a time as any; I think we should break up. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4845 |
What’s a butterfly? |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4846 |
I guess you win by a knockoff! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4847 |
Well, not everyone was built by kids with access to pay-per-view, Karl. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4848 |
Whoops! Snowdown! |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4849 |
If you keep punching like that, Frosty doesn't stand a chance this Saturday. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4850 |
With one hand tied behind your back? Try THIS, Snow Cone! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4851 |
You're a quick learner, but next time aim for the nose. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4852 |
Oh great, now I have cauliflower ear. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4853 |
What do you mean, move my feet!? |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4854 |
I lost my head when I agreed to box you. |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
4855 |
Come on man… no hits below the carrot! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4856 |
I warned you, "I can handle anything except an uppercut." |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4857 |
Winter is dead! Warm temps always wins! |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4858 |
I never even threw a punch and you completely lost your head. I think it’s social media’s influence. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4859 |
I guess that qualifies as a TKO. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4860 |
Frosty and Defrosty duking it out. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4861 |
C’mon ,get your head in the fight! |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4862 |
Well that was an out of body experience. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4863 |
I did not expect that climate change would have such an immediate effect on life expectancy. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4864 |
Dude your head fell off |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4865 |
Ashes to ashes, snow to snow... |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4866 |
Wow, you really meant head off! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4867 |
I told you to put your mits up! |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
4868 |
You may be the contender today, but we’re both gonna be on the waterfront this time tomorrow. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4869 |
This is not what I envisioned when you said you wanted to ring in the new year together” |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4870 |
Timeout. I'm Going To My Corner! |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4871 |
Next time I’ll have my head screwed on. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4872 |
No way I'm letting you get a shot at my nose |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4873 |
And with that one jab to the chin, he knocked his opponent out hot. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4874 |
Where are the neighborhood kids when you need them? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4875 |
Was it really worth it just to get the girl? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4876 |
Why do you keep losing your head? Its just a friendly match! |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4877 |
It's OK... at least I finally got to see the beautiful white Winter sky. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4878 |
It's climate change,not your left jab. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4879 |
Mom’s gonna kill us. |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
4880 |
That’s only a TKO. |
1.0971 |
0.03240 |
103 |
94 |
8 |
1 |
4881 |
That's why I don't wear a scarf! |
1.0971 |
0.03240 |
103 |
94 |
8 |
1 |
4882 |
It's more like being "knocked out in the cold" |
1.0971 |
0.02932 |
103 |
93 |
10 |
0 |
4883 |
I’m tellin u dude … heads are gonna roll |
1.0971 |
0.03240 |
103 |
94 |
8 |
1 |
4884 |
I forgot to bob and weave |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
4885 |
I think you're getting a little head of yourself. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4886 |
No fair--you're like a head taller than I am. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4887 |
My loss of street cred wasn't worth the 5,000 likes on Instagram. |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
4888 |
Come on, Snowflake!! You’re not suppose to take a dive until the warmer rounds… |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4889 |
Why do you always lose your head when we fight? |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
4890 |
My Pro always tells me a headwind hurts more than a tailwind helps |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4891 |
Once again, Frosty McTreehugger loses his head, but wins the fight over the existence of climate change. |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
4892 |
You've been working on your uppercut. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4893 |
Not a chance I’ll fight you now. Have you lost your head? |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4894 |
Super snowman smack down challenge crowns a new champeen! |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4895 |
I think this counts as a TK snow |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4896 |
Can someone please call a knockout so I can melt already? |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4897 |
That takes out the rope-a-dope tactic. |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
4898 |
Sorry, man. I meant to just punch that stupid hat off! Not your whole head! |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4899 |
This is better than 'Rock'em Sock'em Robots! |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4900 |
Okay, okay you can keep the hat |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4901 |
The people 1, the King 0. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4902 |
Thanks, Stan ... now I can see a cloud that looks like my mother! |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4903 |
Your corner guy sucks. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4904 |
I want a rematch in another season |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4905 |
What do you mean my therapist is on vacation |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4906 |
I thought I was the Trump and you were the Biden. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4907 |
I never knew you were into self-harm |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4908 |
Geez, stop being such a snowflake.” @danrmccallu |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4909 |
Yep, the scarf was too tight ... |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4910 |
You never did have your head screwed on right! |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4911 |
Hey, this wasn't in the terms and conditions |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4912 |
Why so chilly? I said, ‘head’s up’… |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4913 |
I can accept your coldheartedness, but this mindless pugilism has got to stop. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4914 |
Floats like an iceberg, stings like a mint julep. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4915 |
So what, if it's December 26th. That's no reason to box my head off. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4916 |
Once again, Rock’em Sock’em Robots has led us astray. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4917 |
Frosty doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning this bout. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4918 |
I'll be fine once I get an ice pack. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4919 |
No fair! I slipped! |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4920 |
Okay, you can have the hat back and you don't really look like you have gained weight. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4921 |
@If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous” |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4922 |
Frosty just wasn't expecting the 'Thumpety, thump thump' punch from the young challenger from the lake district. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4923 |
Do you want to put ice on that? |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4924 |
Winter fun |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4925 |
Those twigs have turned into sticks with your new workout routine. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4926 |
Don’t worry about me. I can run on autopilot. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4927 |
All right, then, we’ll call it a draw |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
4928 |
Timeout! I just lost vision in both eyes. |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
4929 |
I said wait until I count three! |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4930 |
Your left stick is better than mine. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4931 |
Hey ! Shouldn't you retreat to the neutral corner ? |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4932 |
They call me Mike T'Iceso |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
4933 |
Well, who'm I gonna talk to now? Darnit, Larry. You gone done my head in. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4934 |
Sorry Charley. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4935 |
reassemble me before i have a meltdown” |
1.0952 |
0.02878 |
105 |
95 |
10 |
0 |
4936 |
I never saw the Rockys |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4937 |
That’s the last time we argue over the ethics of clothing snowmen with hats and scarves. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4938 |
I didn't know we were playing rockem sockem robots |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4939 |
OK, two out of three….. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
4940 |
OK, I’ll spot you the obvious Python joke … |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4941 |
Ok ,Ok, you can keep the hat. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4942 |
Things got heated at the square garden |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4943 |
It's global warming, not me." |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4944 |
I told you we should've played basketball instead. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4945 |
It sure beats Ozempic! |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4946 |
I thought we agreed no body shots? |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4947 |
I'd rather play Pat-A-Cake. |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4948 |
I still don't think Taylor Swift would ever look at you sideways, but by Spring it won't matter anyway. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4949 |
Is that why they call you abominable? |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
4950 |
Don't you know the difference between knockout and knock off? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4951 |
With all the snow, I couldn’t see the punch coming. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
4952 |
I swear no more jokes about the Buffalo Bills! |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4953 |
The cap slowed me down. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4954 |
How humiliating. Now I might be mistaken for the common snowball! |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
4955 |
Is that a knock out or a knock off? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4956 |
We’re not rock em sock em robots Ted. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
4957 |
Why Rockem Sockem Snow-bots never took off. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4958 |
Ouch, I think I got frostbite. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
4959 |
You're a narcissist.
You only care about yourself.
Think of the kids!
Do you even love our children? |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4960 |
Well, that's one way to make weight. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4961 |
"Oh my, guess I finally got the 'Marie Antoinette Punch', right! I'm sorry,,," |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4962 |
I need to get my head together and stop having out-of-the-box thoughts. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4963 |
I’m afraid that you’ve lost your head again! |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4964 |
Okay. Less filling. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4965 |
Y"ou can't hit me in the head again, it's below my belt." |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4966 |
Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again next year…to kick your ass! |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4967 |
You should have maintained your cool. I have yet to throw a punch. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4968 |
On second thought, I’m going to cancel our bowling night. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4969 |
I guess it rolled with the punches. |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
4970 |
Sorry. I bet that hurt. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4971 |
As I said, best two out of three! |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4972 |
The Snowman fightclub; blood, sweat and melt".
Maria José Romero, Costa Rica |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4973 |
I slipped. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4974 |
You may have bested me today, but eventually you'll be laid low by a swelterweight. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
4975 |
Not fair! The sun is in my eyes. |
1.0938 |
0.03337 |
96 |
88 |
7 |
1 |
4976 |
I think I know how James Thurber would caption this. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
4977 |
You said you'd never hurt me.
You said, and I quote:
"You're my nutella gelato,
my pina colada sorbet."
Lies, all lies! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4978 |
Come out where I can see you. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4979 |
Well, if it makes you feel any better... I love the hat. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4980 |
Will global warming make it a TKO? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4981 |
Wanna go another round for the scarf? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4982 |
#885
Let's make this a double-header. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4983 |
'Tis but a frost wound |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4984 |
All sale items are final--Don't lose your head over it!
(My life in Retail...) |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4985 |
That all you got, scarf-face? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4986 |
We should probably rethink this. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4987 |
You know, the old ice-in-the-glove trick is illegal |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4988 |
More melt and wait than welterweight... |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
4989 |
You're lucky they made me this way |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4990 |
Call me a Snowflake, will you? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4991 |
Stay frosty |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4992 |
You always did have a hell of a left, Ray. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4993 |
But you had a head start |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4994 |
What do Queensbury rules say about this? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
4995 |
So this is what Brits do the day after Christmas? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4996 |
No big deal. It’s going to be an early Spring. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
4997 |
I think you forgot. Snowmen are supposed to hit below the belt. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
4998 |
Sigh, I don't think we'll ever be Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
4999 |
Ice Punch |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
5000 |
That was some snowball fight! |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5001 |
Global warming really got to you, didn't it? |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5002 |
Hal Corklin redefined boxing in the winter of ‘93, with a powerful knock off in the 3rd round against Big Jim Sadler. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5003 |
When did Frosty start fighting southpaw? |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5004 |
We can still try and just melt away in the sun. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
5005 |
Down goes Freezah! Down goes Freezah! Down goes Freezah! |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5006 |
So, yeah, I need to improve on my footwork. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
5007 |
Was it just my new hat which didn't match your scarf? |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5008 |
I thought you said this was a friendly match up ! |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5009 |
I see dead snow people. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5010 |
Just wait until the sun comes out |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5011 |
Ichabod Crane woulda been proud of me. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5012 |
I should've remembered my coach advice on not losing my head during the first round |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
5013 |
I think I can, I think I can… |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
5014 |
Oh great.....Now I have a bent carrot. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
5015 |
You’re right, ‘1-2-3 snow!’ doesn’t make any sense. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
5016 |
Yeah, well, your wife told me they only gave you one carrot. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
5017 |
Winter can be so cold |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
5018 |
Was it worth it? |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
5019 |
Lucky punch. That’’s not happening again. |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
5020 |
I’ve been avoiding thinking about talking to you about this… |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
5021 |
Technology I am now ahead in this fight." |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5022 |
Rematch in the spring? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5023 |
Was it the flurry of our punches or just the big warm-up creeping in? |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5024 |
-I wouldn't have punch you in the face anyway... |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5025 |
Why must cooler heads always prevail? |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5026 |
C’mon now. It’s only a flesh wound. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5027 |
I said you can have the damn hat, and I'll take the scarf, you didn't need to knock my whole head off. |
1.0921 |
0.04262 |
76 |
71 |
3 |
2 |
5028 |
Which is why you always have to protect your chin. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5029 |
When did you become such a hot-head? |
1.0921 |
0.04262 |
76 |
71 |
3 |
2 |
5030 |
I can't believe I didn't see that climate change technique coming! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5031 |
I don’t care if you knocked my block off, I’m not finished yet. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5032 |
Thanks a lot, Frosty. Now I can see the what kills us. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5033 |
Now you've done it! Now I can't watch Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5034 |
I'll just wait for our relationship to thaw. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5035 |
You committed a major violation of the Queensbury rules. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5036 |
I told you I'd knock your block off! |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5037 |
You always win when the temperature goes above freezing |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5038 |
Okay, but no faces. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5039 |
Just when I thought I finally had my head on straight... |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5040 |
Heads will roll when they see this |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5041 |
Lucky shot and a big shout out for global warming!!! |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5042 |
Snow Cap or a Scraf hmm" |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5043 |
If you put my head back on we could finish this once and for all. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5044 |
A bit obsessed with getting a ‘head start’, aren’t we? |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5045 |
I should have said “cut it out” |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5046 |
This is not what I meant when I said snowball fight now knock it off...oh |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5047 |
I am so done with the Swiftie talk. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5048 |
I guess this hat isn't magic. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5049 |
Yes, it's very humiliating to just lie here like this. But, on the upside, look at all the people driving by to see us! I guess fake fighting really is all the rage these days. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5050 |
I'm used to flurries of punches not haymakers. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5051 |
To be fair, you have longer limbs. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5052 |
How could I have knocked your head off?
I can’t move. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5053 |
Wait a second, we agreed that kicking was not allowed! |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5054 |
Put'me up! |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5055 |
Maybe I need to practice more on Wii sports |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5056 |
OK you knocked my block off. For the record tho it's an orb. -- ORB! |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5057 |
I said feint, feint. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5058 |
hats off- you win! |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
5059 |
I find that exercise really helps with my migraines. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5060 |
Man, you have an ice jaw. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5061 |
A tribute to Bill Watterson |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5062 |
Illegal hit, dude. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5063 |
That’s not fair… you had a head start! |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5064 |
Damn you really pack a punch. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5065 |
I said swing like a butterfly but NOT sting like a bee, Roger. Great, now my hat is soaked in yellow snow. |
1.0918 |
0.03579 |
98 |
91 |
5 |
2 |
5066 |
Maybe that wasn’t such a good idea. |
1.0917 |
0.03334 |
109 |
101 |
6 |
2 |
5067 |
I'm seeing stars. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5068 |
His head’s gone, he’s lost total sense of movement |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5069 |
I’ll see you, but I can’t raise you one. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5070 |
Knock Yourself Out. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5071 |
Don't be afraid to fail. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5072 |
You call that a jab? |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5073 |
At least I did better than with kickboxing. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5074 |
Your HAT! I just wanted to grab your hat! |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5075 |
That punch was abominable. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5076 |
I don't mind. Judging by the weather we're both going to be melted within a week anyways. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5077 |
If I just wait, the rest of you will disassemble! |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5078 |
Is that the punch you call your Chilly Special? |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5079 |
The kids are not okay. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5080 |
Kids . . I need a lozenge! |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5081 |
You fight like a robot! |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5082 |
They said he had a glass jaw. More like a glass neck. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5083 |
Pick on some one your own size |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5084 |
Sorry, I gotta head out. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5085 |
Did I get it wrong? “ Sting lika butterfly” ? |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5086 |
It's ok!!!.... I have a short memory!!! |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5087 |
Your scarf is untied. |
1.0909 |
0.04208 |
77 |
72 |
3 |
2 |
5088 |
Ok, you got the uppercut, how about we work on the piledriver and then gently patting into place |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5089 |
Doesn't it strike you that this whole situation is weirdly preposterous? |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5090 |
For goodness take Frosty! Are you going to Box or goof around? |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5091 |
I guess the scarf isn’t just a fashion statement. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5092 |
You know, standing in the field doesn't look so bad right now. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5093 |
Did the sun come out? Or am I a good boxer |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5094 |
Play to win |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5095 |
Get over here where I can see you, you coward! |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5096 |
I thought I had immunity |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5097 |
« It’s only a flesh wound ! » |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5098 |
Damn, where's that old silk hat when you need it? |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5099 |
I told you to punch below the waist! |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5100 |
It’s okay. I can direct from down here. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5101 |
#I told you I was a cold-hearted killer! You shouldn’t have slid into the ring if you didn’t have the head for it !” |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5102 |
Aren’t you supposed to say ‘Touche!’ now? |
1.0900 |
0.03208 |
100 |
92 |
7 |
1 |
5103 |
There you go Ground hog lover! |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5104 |
Frosty f***ed around and found out. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
5105 |
That's the one thing I asked you not to do. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5106 |
So you still think you're not passive aggressive? Maybe we should just switch to pickleball. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5107 |
sorry Roc, I feel like I'm missing something today |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
5108 |
Don't worry about it. I got distracted looking out for your fancy footwork. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5109 |
And that’s what you call a knock off. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
5110 |
Come on Donald,did you lose your Head? |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5111 |
What will it take for you to believe in climate change? |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
5112 |
I do believe you seemed to have lost your head sir ! |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5113 |
Sorry ,but it was either me or the sun that was going to do you in.” |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5114 |
He should've kept a cool head. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5115 |
Stick ‘em sticks up |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
5116 |
It was your left hook,and not global warming. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
5117 |
You were a result of weather; Carl Weathers you weren't. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5118 |
Snow by blow description: "Lost his ears to frostbite, doesn't have a leg to stand on. And he thought he was getting ahead!" |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
5119 |
Soggy mittens still pack a punch. |
1.0899 |
0.03795 |
89 |
83 |
4 |
2 |
5120 |
It was rigged -- hugely rigged. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5121 |
I was trying to add to my body count, but I suppose a head count increase will do. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5122 |
…and they Iron Mike was a dirty fighter. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5123 |
In retrospect, this was inevitable. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5124 |
Damn global warming! I used be able to survive in here at least 3 weeks. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5125 |
Heads down to the champ! |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5126 |
Umm.. you're meaner than that famous boxer who bit his opponents ear off Dude |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5127 |
MURDER |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5128 |
I'll flip you for it. Heads or tails? |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5129 |
Calvin strikes again! |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5130 |
If you would’ve let me finish. Ring… Is the ring really necessary? Not swing. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5131 |
That all ya got? My wife hits harder |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5132 |
I told you Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Snowbots wasn’t a good idea! |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5133 |
hey we said anywhere but the face... |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5134 |
Aaannd Vargas is down! It’s over before it started! Global Warming’s done it again! |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5135 |
TKO! Technical Knock-Off! |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5136 |
Hey! You knocked my block off! |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
5137 |
Sorry, Lost your head for a stupid hat!
Mary Cay Burke-Hamill
Pittsburgh, Pa. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5138 |
Calvin...Calvin... |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
5139 |
Oops … looks like it’s off to the protocol mound for me. |
1.0889 |
0.03754 |
90 |
84 |
4 |
2 |
5140 |
I believe you're treating me quite frostily, Frost Ali... |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
5141 |
Come on givè me your best shot,one more round yeah |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5142 |
you should see the Snow-Woman there fighting over |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5143 |
Take that, you imposter! |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5144 |
Why don't you pick on someone your own size? |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5145 |
When I said "Hit me with your best shot," Frosty,I didn't mean LITERALLY. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5146 |
Hey, at least it’s not my ear. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
5147 |
That darn global warming. Necks just aren’t holding up the way they used to. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5148 |
I’m calling a foul—I had
charcoal in my eyes. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5149 |
That was an illegal hit! |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5150 |
You couldn't even let Michael Buffer finish, "Let's get ready to rumble"? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5151 |
Go ahead!
Guilt feelings ? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5152 |
Lucky punch! |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5153 |
When you said you were going to knock my block off, I thought it was just a saying ! |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5154 |
Do you think ice will fix this? |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5155 |
Shoulda worn my scarf . |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5156 |
Not what I pictured when you said, "snowball fight," Ned. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5157 |
Just give me the hat,Carl. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5158 |
Sorry, but you did take my toque. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5159 |
I always did roll after the punches, not with them. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5160 |
Monty Python of snow knights |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5161 |
I said, How come you never give me head?, not how come you never give me A head. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5162 |
Wow! Climate change IS a thing then... |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5163 |
Someone put that on ice. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5164 |
But remember. It's best two out of three. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5165 |
This way I can coach myself too. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5166 |
Excellent. Now show me how you work the body. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5167 |
Can we just chill? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5168 |
Was that too much of a head fake? |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5169 |
I guess you’re feeling pretty good about those boxing lessons. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5170 |
I think it’s the hat. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5171 |
do you want to box a snowman? |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5172 |
This fight was fixed! |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5173 |
Put 'em up... It's just a mere flake wound. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5174 |
I'll need my head iced |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5175 |
Knock out or knock off? |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5176 |
And frosty wins by a head! |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5177 |
That’s it champ! Now work the body. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
5178 |
No hitting below the belt. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
5179 |
Gee, you really had me frozen there! |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
5180 |
Beware. Headlessness is actually an advantage in boxing! |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
5181 |
Oh man, knocked out by a wind gust. I never thought this would be how I went down. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
5182 |
They always tell you to keep your head up but no one told me having a spine would help. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
5183 |
I thought we said no kicking! |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
5184 |
What's the prop for the next scene...ballet shoes? |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
5185 |
Just because it is cold outside does not mean that you can lose your head. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
5186 |
Rockem' Sockem' Snowbots needs a union |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
5187 |
Where in the rules does it say you lose the fight if you lose your head? |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
5188 |
... ho ho ho ... |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5189 |
How can I punch you upside the jaw when your jaw is on the ground? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5190 |
When I called you Parson Brown, I meant it as a compliment |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5191 |
I’ll admit it, I’m considering a facelift. |
1.0875 |
0.04054 |
80 |
75 |
3 |
2 |
5192 |
Post Valentine’s Day head. (He does not care-rot about you) |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5193 |
I don’t blame you. I blame the rotten kid who rolled me into a palooka. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5194 |
all bets are off" |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5195 |
'Snow KO like my KO |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5196 |
You better be a great body puncher, or I will absolutely knock your block off. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5197 |
If you had any balls, I send them through your brain. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5198 |
Okay, yes you may have my tuque |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5199 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm just watching it all unplay. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5200 |
Was that PED’s or did they use oak for your arms? |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5201 |
That’s what happens when I take off the green ribbo |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5202 |
I think this only works if our gloves are made of snow. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5203 |
Wanna try for Frosty II |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5204 |
Not off to a good start it seems... |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5205 |
« Now try your famous chin hook » |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5206 |
The kids wanted a snowman contest |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5207 |
I was never really happy with my figure anyways... |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5208 |
We agreed not to hit above the hat. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5209 |
I am about to have a huge meltdown over this argument. |
1.0874 |
0.03118 |
103 |
95 |
7 |
1 |
5210 |
I can’t with us anymore, Matt. My head is just not in this. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5211 |
What kind of sadist gives ME the magic hat? |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
5212 |
You don't have a hat, but I don't have a scarf! |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
5213 |
So you think your carrot is bigger than mine Donald J.? #mynewyorkercaption |
1.0870 |
0.03675 |
92 |
86 |
4 |
2 |
5214 |
I found it very helpful to define life’s priorities. Shall we look at yours? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5215 |
Another triumph for winner take all democracy. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5216 |
I think I snapped a twig knocking your block off. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5217 |
Ice Rage 2: The Knockdown |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
5218 |
A knock off is better than a melt down. It never made sense anyway. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5219 |
'I'm beginning to think my entire life is a bad mountain dew commercial from the 90s' |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
5220 |
There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell you’re going to hit me in the head again. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5221 |
White Compliments |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
5222 |
You could have given me a head’s up before we started. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5223 |
No, this is not another example of the daily impact of climate change. Now put your head back on and let's get on with it! |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5224 |
Wow. Climate change is a real thing. |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
5225 |
Rock'em, sock'em Snowmen. "Hey, you knocked my block off!" |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
5226 |
Thanks, now I'll have cauliflower ear. |
1.0865 |
0.03089 |
104 |
96 |
7 |
1 |
5227 |
‘Wait a minute…I think that’s Frosty the Snowman!’ |
1.0865 |
0.02770 |
104 |
95 |
9 |
0 |
5228 |
Fortunately, I’ve got a pretty good cut guy. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5229 |
That Calvin has some serious mental problems |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5230 |
I'll knock your block of..... Oops!" |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5231 |
Frosty wasn't the title challenger Mike Iceman expected. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5232 |
Ok, this could make things a little more complicated. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5233 |
Happy Birthday |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5234 |
My trainer always told me "Keep your head on a swivel!" |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5235 |
Where are all the kids when i need a new head? |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5236 |
Oh, well, there goes some of me again... But who cares? Put 'em up! PUT 'em UP! |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5237 |
He must have a ice jaw. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5238 |
First you steal my scarf, and now this? |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5239 |
That’s not a knock down. It’s a knock off. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5240 |
Watch it! You almost took my eye out! |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5241 |
Is Mattel going to charge us with trademark infringement? |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5242 |
It pays to stay a head |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5243 |
At least you didn’t hit me in my snowballs |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
5244 |
That's good technique Frosty! Now help me get my head on right and we'll go again! |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
5245 |
I guess global warming is settling this agreement for us. |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
5246 |
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you. |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
5247 |
Will there be a lesson on "taking a punch?" |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5248 |
It's only a scratch. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5249 |
Not what I meant by, "Gimme your best punchline." |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5250 |
No chance for another concussion let’s do this |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5251 |
Guess that's a T.K. Snow |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5252 |
You could have just asked for my scarf. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5253 |
The rock in the glove? Yep, that's where my Abominable handle came from. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5254 |
And that's how you do a fatality, brother are you okay? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5255 |
You're only allowed to hit the carrot! |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5256 |
It's head to head. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5257 |
I dare you, stare into my eyes for just a few seconds. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5258 |
Dont look like that at me Mike, I still can beat you |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5259 |
Knock off my top hat...will, ya. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5260 |
We need a snowreferee. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5261 |
You don't have a chance in hell of finishing me off! |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5262 |
No fair! You said if it was heads,I |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5263 |
The name is Nikki, Nikki Haley. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5264 |
I told you to lose the hat! |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5265 |
I win by detaching with love. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5266 |
What did little Joey expect us to do, put in this position? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5267 |
It's intended as a tableau about the noble art of boxing. That doesn't include knocking my block off when I'm not looking |
1.0854 |
0.03957 |
82 |
77 |
3 |
2 |
5268 |
Can I try on the hat now? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5269 |
That's the last time you call me Frosty. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5270 |
You were supposed to knock my block off; not my ball off! |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5271 |
I don't feel pregnant. Are you sure we're doing this right? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5272 |
Well, you can say goodbye to "as alive as he could be". |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5273 |
Ooops. I didn't mean to cold-cock you. May I have your cap? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5274 |
It’s a Cold War |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5275 |
Dammit Bert, we said we’d play it cool! |
1.0854 |
0.03957 |
82 |
77 |
3 |
2 |
5276 |
Shiver me timbers |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
5277 |
I TRIED TO WARN YOU LOUIS..... |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
5278 |
I’ve lost my mind, now your a glass of buster! |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
5279 |
Yah twigged me wit ya bransche mitt boy.! @lastweektonight |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
5280 |
Oddly, this gives me an scoring advantage. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
5281 |
So.. you thought you were Joe Louis... |
1.0849 |
0.03033 |
106 |
98 |
7 |
1 |
5282 |
You're been watching those MMA videos again, haven't you?" |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5283 |
I said, "my block," not my head! |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5284 |
Damn you. I was going to date Taylor Swift. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5285 |
In a snowman boxing match there are no winners... except for him. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5286 |
They build us inches apart from each other, fists raised, gloves on, and then they call us violent for following through on their premise. I don’t have a name, but I have fists. It’s a cruel god, what gives function but no mercy. |
1.0845 |
0.04370 |
71 |
67 |
2 |
2 |
5287 |
Its not over until the ice caps melt |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5288 |
This isn't a global warming thing, is it? |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5289 |
This isn’t supposed to be Rock’m Sock’m Robots, you know. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5290 |
Go ahead, give me another left hook to the head |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5291 |
the judges have ruled this heavyweight bout a snow-contest. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5292 |
My parents trying to explain what “rock-em sock-em robots” are |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5293 |
She told me my head wasn’t screwed on right just before she left me. I’m starting to think she had a point. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5294 |
Global warming would have the last word here. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5295 |
Count your blessings. If the girls had made us, they'd have given us hot tea. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5296 |
Where's my Elsa |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5297 |
oooh. don't know my own strength |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5298 |
I didn't hear Noel |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5299 |
That was above the scarf. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5300 |
You sure can pack a punch. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5301 |
Come on, McChillington, get your head back in the game. This is no time for Black Knight humor. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5302 |
Let’s spar some more when I’m done icing my head. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5303 |
you know it’s kinda nice laying here with the cold against the back of my neck. The cloudy sky embracing this frigid winter day. Later i’ll be able to enjoy the stars and all their glory.
Uggh who am i kidding where’s Frosty when you need him. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5304 |
Another round of Mixed Melted Arts? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5305 |
Well if you are taking of your head, I’ll take mine off as well” |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5306 |
I told you hot yoga would be better for stress relief. Now who looks like the idiot? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5307 |
'No honey, you didn't hit me, I'm just melting." |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5308 |
What does it matter. It’s almost spring anyway. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5309 |
You heard of the headless horseman.....I am his brother. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5310 |
Won't be a fair fight |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5311 |
I forgot to tell you that I have a frosted glass jaw |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5312 |
‘At least you only rolled me’ |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5313 |
Sugar Ray, you never knocked me down…heads don’t count. |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
5314 |
From now on,no punches below the belt! |
1.0842 |
0.03232 |
95 |
88 |
6 |
1 |
5315 |
I invented the ZEN of FIGHT, so, unassuming carrot nose, this battle is about to end! |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
5316 |
What do you mean there's no rule against it? |
1.0842 |
0.03561 |
95 |
89 |
4 |
2 |
5317 |
No fair ! Now all I can use are body shots . |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
5318 |
We said no hitting above the belt either! |
1.0842 |
0.03232 |
95 |
88 |
6 |
1 |
5319 |
I told him I was going to do that...but did he believe me??? |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5320 |
I REALLY WANTED THE CAP, BUT THE SCARF SEEMS TO BE THE WINNER |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5321 |
You felt like a winner when you saw me fall |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5322 |
Cut me, Mick, cut me! |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5323 |
Well, I guess it's just mano y mano from now on. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5324 |
I may not be able to beat you, but climate change will. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5325 |
I need to fire my trainer |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5326 |
Seriously. Calvin can suck it. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5327 |
Yes, I know. Sometimes my thoughts get in the way of my boxing, too. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5328 |
Don't worry. It'll roll back |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5329 |
Let them eat ice cream cake. |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
5330 |
Okay, now switch bodies. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5331 |
Are you really going to let me lie here until springtime? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5332 |
I hope this doesn’t leave any ugly scars. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5333 |
You'll get yours when Spring comes around. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5334 |
When I said you were a snowflake, I meant it as a compliment. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5335 |
Now, I feel grounded. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5336 |
Well, I couldn’t bite your ear off, could I? |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5337 |
You said you'd knock my head off, and you did, but you need to count to ten and your brain is too frozen to do it. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5338 |
Those pink things in Labyrinth made this look a lot more fun. |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
5339 |
It was at that moment that Steve realized the scarf was essential safety gear, and that perhaps the kids on his block didn’t care for him as much as they did for Frosty. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5340 |
I think out-of-body experiences are overrated. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5341 |
I’ll miss Carl Weathers |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5342 |
I know you didn't mean it...don't worry...we're both going to melt together. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5343 |
Maybe a punch below the belt would have been better. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5344 |
Knocked their head off cold with a left hook! |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5345 |
Please, I just need a good warm-up first. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5346 |
I said we’d go until round 10 |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5347 |
I said put up your dukes not dissociate. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5348 |
I didn't lose. My brain is just down to earth. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
5349 |
Float like a snowman, sting like the breeze. I am the greatest, the Jolly Frosty |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5350 |
When I said knock it off, I meant your “new boxing stance.” You have no legs, and now I have no head. Great. |
1.0825 |
0.03167 |
97 |
90 |
6 |
1 |
5351 |
If I got to wear the scarf maybe I wouldn't have lost my head over it. |
1.0825 |
0.03167 |
97 |
90 |
6 |
1 |
5352 |
Don't you ever say I'm old again! |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
5353 |
How could saying ‘Fight like hell’ possibly make you do this to me? |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
5354 |
To win you’ll have to work the body. |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5355 |
Take off the gloves, then we’ll see what you can do. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5356 |
How many times have I told you not to lead with your head? |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5357 |
Chill. You're supposed to be inanimate. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5358 |
That's a THO: Take Head Off |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5359 |
Maybe, "C'mon champ hit me in the face!", wasn't the best choice of quotes......... |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5360 |
Touché, Mr. Thurber! |
1.0824 |
0.03821 |
85 |
80 |
3 |
2 |
5361 |
I thought we were doing Monty Python |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5362 |
The Legend of the Headless Snowman (A Sequel) |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5363 |
Sorry, mate! |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5364 |
Last year it wasn’t that easy |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5365 |
- Win by TKO, Technical Knock Off |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5366 |
This will bruise if I don't ice it. |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5367 |
I think we will win the Ironic Snowman Competition, |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5368 |
Knocking my block off is a euphemism Clyde not to be taken literally contest |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5369 |
Could you give me a heads up before you punch me again? |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5370 |
This snowstorm is a knockout. Literally!
Maddy sc |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5371 |
Well folks, it appears that Frosty will do anything to make weight by fight time! |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5372 |
And I thought you were the one who looked decapitated. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5373 |
When they said 'chill out,' this isn't what we had in mind... |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5374 |
Put the rest of me on a horse. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5375 |
Snowball fights look so much more fun on TV |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5376 |
Yeah, but I'm ahead on points. |
1.0822 |
0.04253 |
73 |
69 |
2 |
2 |
5377 |
MERELY A FLESH WOUND, get down here and I’ll take your scarf too! |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5378 |
An illegal snowblow. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5379 |
Now put your head on my body, or I will clear you like a driveway ! |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5380 |
Snow boxing, as I've told you time and again, does not allow upper cuts! |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5381 |
That was “heads up”. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5382 |
No Hall of Fame for you Frosty! |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5383 |
I said below the belt was fine |
1.0816 |
0.02780 |
98 |
90 |
8 |
0 |
5384 |
I had no idea that you had such long arms |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5385 |
This ain't no Rockem Sockem Robots Billy! |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5386 |
He knocked his block off! |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
5387 |
You always come to life on Boxing Day. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5388 |
The only rule is - no hitting below the belt. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5389 |
Hit me before my head froze!! |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5390 |
Froze up once again. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5391 |
Rocky meets the French Revolution. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
5392 |
Wait WAIT wait… |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
5393 |
Caution: What happens if you neglect mindfulness. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5394 |
Who would have thawed? |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5395 |
Don’t worry—I’m frozen numb so it doesn’t hurt |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5396 |
My coach did warn me to get my head on straight before the match. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5397 |
I should have picked scarf over hat... |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5398 |
We live for the laughter of 8-year-olds. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5399 |
Every society has its monsters. For us, it’s Timmy and his ‘Olympic Accidents’. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5400 |
Oh, Charley - I coulda been a dockworker! |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5401 |
I thought you said on the count of THREE'! |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5402 |
This Ivan Drago kid sure has a weird sense of humor. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5403 |
I said NO Rock-Em Sock-Em Snowmen! |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5404 |
tactical defence” |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5405 |
Sorry, man, my head isn’t in it. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5406 |
Nope, you missed! I just moved my head to fast. |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
5407 |
Keep your RIGHT up and your CHIN down! |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
5408 |
Good thing I'm not wearing socks. |
1.0805 |
0.03735 |
87 |
82 |
3 |
2 |
5409 |
It's okay, you'd be surprised how often this happens. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
5410 |
Losing your mind is no defense |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
5411 |
You know you missed me! Since global warming began it’s just a matter of whose head slides off first! |
1.0805 |
0.03735 |
87 |
82 |
3 |
2 |
5412 |
Just beating global warming to the punch. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
5413 |
Calvin’s yard? |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
5414 |
ISIS the Snowman was not a jolly happy soul.... |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
5415 |
Well, I did say that the joke would knock your socks off.”
“Yeah, but I didn’t think my head would take the hit since I don’t have feet! |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
5416 |
I know Phil predicted an early spring but I don’t feel right winning like this |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
5417 |
I'll just wait until you melt. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5418 |
Well done. Didn't see the left-handed 'thumpity' coming. Now finish me with the 'thump thump'" |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
5419 |
Wow, you're really bringing the heat today! |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5420 |
The referee will call a technical knockout if you don’t stand up by St. Patrick’s Day |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
5421 |
I told that I would blow your head out |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
5422 |
Heyyyyy, you hit me after the jingle bell. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
5423 |
I'd always thought fighting is a fairly mindless activity. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
5424 |
Great , now happy ? |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5425 |
I do believe my block has been knocked off |
1.0800 |
0.03075 |
100 |
93 |
6 |
1 |
5426 |
Now you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5427 |
I’m head and shoulders above you! |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5428 |
Remember Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Snowbots? |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5429 |
Why did you do that?
The life are going to be upset when they come back. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5430 |
Yeah, if it wasn't for climate change, I coulda been a contender |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5431 |
Oh boy . . . Calvin's gonna be pissed. Or Bill. Or both! |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5432 |
Gee, I meant to knock your block off, not your ball. |
1.0795 |
0.03693 |
88 |
83 |
3 |
2 |
5433 |
Use the force, Luke! |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
5434 |
Jeez that didn't last long |
1.0795 |
0.03693 |
88 |
83 |
3 |
2 |
5435 |
Can we get a climate scientist on the judge's panel? |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
5436 |
How are you going to keep your head in the match if you can’t during practice? |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
5437 |
Is your corner guy done with his chores yet? |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
5438 |
I JUST got over a head cold. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
5439 |
That's for criticizing my haircut. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
5440 |
An d you thought Rocky versus Frosty was a good idea? |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
5441 |
Democrats vs. Republicans..... |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
5442 |
Look what Snow-Anna has done to our friendship! |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
5443 |
The Rumble in the Jungle has nothing on the slaying in the snow"! |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
5444 |
Do you want to kill a snowman? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5445 |
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the fight |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5446 |
You're in bombable. |
1.0792 |
0.02701 |
101 |
93 |
8 |
0 |
5447 |
Unbutton my rocks so I can put my new belt on. |
1.0792 |
0.03045 |
101 |
94 |
6 |
1 |
5448 |
That's hitting below the melt! |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5449 |
free Palestine |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5450 |
Wait
Wait
I can lose the hat |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5451 |
As long as I'm standing, you haven't won anything. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5452 |
I don't have remote control. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5453 |
I thought we were going head to head. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5454 |
Stop messing around and get your head together! |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5455 |
I'm not putting it back again. You lost and need to learn humility. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5456 |
This ain't Halloween! You don't get points for being the headless snowman. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5457 |
That’s not exactly what I meant when I told you cooler heads prevail” |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5458 |
A touch, a touch; I do confess't. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5459 |
Oops! I think I knocked him cooold! |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5460 |
' 1, 2 , 3 go' |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5461 |
Well, I said I'd knock his block off. What'd he expect? |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5462 |
Well, you really sticked it to me. |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
5463 |
If you can keep your head when all about you. |
1.0787 |
0.03653 |
89 |
84 |
3 |
2 |
5464 |
Well, look at it this way............! |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5465 |
Snowfall. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5466 |
Mr Preaident lost his head again |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
5467 |
Sorry! I was aiming at the hat! |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
5468 |
Is it a knock-down if only my head hit the ground? |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5469 |
Jolly good shot, mate. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5470 |
..... where did you have the head to give me one like that.... |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
5471 |
Nice left hook you have there. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5472 |
REALLY ..I'd have give you the hat |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
5473 |
You asked for it, Ernest Snowingway.. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5474 |
It’s fuckin cold down here |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5475 |
Remember, no hitting below the neck. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5476 |
Frosty's Aaron Burr moment. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
5477 |
Apparently Bob forgot to weave… |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5478 |
Meltdown. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5479 |
Whoops, that was not very ICE! |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
5480 |
I told you to protect your head! |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5481 |
No reason to get disfigured before spring. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
5482 |
Did you have to throw that punch so early?' 'You caused the ratings to spiral down!' ". Tracy Brown, San Rafael, C |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5483 |
Desperate, Ferd resorted to the snowman's version of rope a dope. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
5484 |
You know the rules: no punching above the belt. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5485 |
Getting your head punched off is actually good luck. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5486 |
you are loosing your head over global warning... |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
5487 |
Did you see that kid's nervous face when he secretly moved my head here? |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
5488 |
Anything's better than taxes." |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
5489 |
We put up a good fight to make the Holidays last longer |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
5490 |
I guess he’s not coming back someday |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
5491 |
No, as long as I’m still standing that doesn’t count as a knockout. |
1.0777 |
0.02988 |
103 |
96 |
6 |
1 |
5492 |
Best two snowfalls out of three? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5493 |
Mama said knock you out...and I did. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5494 |
What are you gonna do melt on me?"
"I'm invincible".
"You're a looney. "
"Alright we'll call it a draw. |
1.0769 |
0.03985 |
78 |
74 |
2 |
2 |
5495 |
I said let's throw hands, not heads! |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5496 |
come on it's just a flesh wound |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5497 |
Ay, ay, a melt, a melt. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5498 |
I told you we should focus on our footwork drills. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5499 |
I checked the rule book and this stance is totally legal. |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
5500 |
Snowman Showdown: A Frosty Fight Gone Wrong |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5501 |
Unfair! You created less of a target for me. |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
5502 |
This hat was supposed to protect me from snow people with ugly scarves! |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5503 |
Must have been made by the Wilson kid |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
5504 |
Ouch! You’re gonna need some ice for that. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
5505 |
TKO by climate change… |
1.0769 |
0.03985 |
78 |
74 |
2 |
2 |
5506 |
No fair. You got the scarf and I didn't. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5507 |
Looking back, I literally lost my head before the fight” |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5508 |
That’s not what I meant by ‘hats off to you.’ |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
5509 |
You fooled me completely with the roundhouse kick. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5510 |
I can't wait to show you my ducking and weaving! |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
5511 |
That's a TKO if I've ever seen one. |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
5512 |
Do me a favor and keep your dog at a safe distance from me, o.k.? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5513 |
Now what? How in heck am I supposed to knock you out? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5514 |
Shut up. I'm ahead of you without it! |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
5515 |
Sorry, thought we were playing “Rock em sock em”. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
5516 |
OK Dahmer, how ya goin' to put it in the freezer? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5517 |
Nooooo... I said "Lunch?" not "Punch?" |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5518 |
It's cold on the ground. |
1.0769 |
0.03985 |
78 |
74 |
2 |
2 |
5519 |
You didn't get me down, Ray. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
5520 |
O.K. Put up your dukes and fight like a man! |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
5521 |
What’s it gonna take for me to get a head? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5522 |
Gotta quit leading with your chin. |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
5523 |
You're so stubborn. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5524 |
I’m not sure if ‘the headless snowman’ has the same ring to it though. |
1.0769 |
0.03985 |
78 |
74 |
2 |
2 |
5525 |
Your punch flu me away 🤧 |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5526 |
And that’s for taking my hat! #snowKO |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5527 |
Stupid temper. Now I’ll never get my hat back. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5528 |
Looks like Frosty's having a meltdown! |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5529 |
You took my head. You left my heart. |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
5530 |
It doesn't coun |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
5531 |
Oops, sorry. |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
5532 |
Hey, what's under that scarf? |
1.0761 |
0.03180 |
92 |
86 |
5 |
1 |
5533 |
I haven't felt the same since Calvin left. |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
5534 |
Down Goes Frosty! |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5535 |
Owning your own shadow |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
5536 |
It’s so annoying, every weekend, a different pose. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5537 |
I'm sorry, it's true, the ice caps are melting and Elon Musk is not a genius. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
5538 |
OK, that gives you enough points to put you a-head. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5539 |
You might believe you won the fight, but will it really matter once we melt? |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
5540 |
I get ahead of my self sometimes, sorry. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5541 |
Bring it on! I’m not a chicken |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5542 |
…I remember the good old days when ‘creativity’ wasn’t a think… |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5543 |
TKO, Im' sure |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5544 |
Where's Ferdie Pacheco? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5545 |
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away
It's more than a feeling
(More than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to pl |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5546 |
I wish I had known you were a southpaw. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
5547 |
The Icicle Patrol will repair your offed block. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5548 |
That’s not the snow blower I was talking about. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5549 |
It appears you have mastered your training and no longer need me. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5550 |
Thumpety, thump thump! Thumpety, thump thump!
Look at those mighty blows!
Thumpety, thump thump! Thumpety, thump thump!
Frosty wins by TKO! |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
5551 |
So is this what they call a boxspring? |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
5552 |
I guess the NFL would’ve been safer. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5553 |
I'm blaming this on global warming. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5554 |
Those toy robots make it look so easy. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
5555 |
Hey! You knocked my block off!" (admittingly |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5556 |
Little help? |
1.0753 |
0.02751 |
93 |
86 |
7 |
0 |
5557 |
Life is beautiful nevertheless. |
1.0753 |
0.03147 |
93 |
87 |
5 |
1 |
5558 |
Now what are we supposed to do for the next month? |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5559 |
After the last round, you lost by a head. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5560 |
Those robots made this look so much safer |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5561 |
It’s because you got the scarf and I got the hat |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5562 |
This is why they leave this to the summer games. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5563 |
When you said you gave good head, this isn't exactly what I imagined |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5564 |
Not to be too philosophical, but I struggle to
understand The Creator's intentions. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5565 |
Huh. It's snowing. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5566 |
Referee called it a TKO |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5567 |
I know that modern art is a vicious game, but is this really necessary? |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5568 |
God rest ye Merry Gentlemen |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5569 |
You know it's not a block, right? |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5570 |
Now…you can’t knock my head off |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5571 |
No low blows, okay? |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5572 |
Nobody forgets the “Chilla’ in Wasilla”. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5573 |
I thought I’d be OK, not KO’d |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5574 |
Oh, my! From this angle I can see where we came from and where we are going, but you still win this round. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5575 |
No fair . I wasn't ready. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5576 |
The kids see a therapist for passive aggression. Don’t think it’s working. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
5577 |
I guess you can’t let it go to your head. |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
5578 |
Alas, the Marquess of Queensberry Rules don't cover a startling development of this nature. |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
5579 |
Yo Rocky, how about a heads up for a do over? |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
5580 |
That settles it.......MY toque. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5581 |
You’re not ahead in this match, and where’s your helmet? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5582 |
So, that's how you do the upper cut. |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
5583 |
Whoa! I was still trying to grasp your 'Butterfly - Bee' metaphor. |
1.0745 |
0.02722 |
94 |
87 |
7 |
0 |
5584 |
You over did it during the warm-up. |
1.0745 |
0.02722 |
94 |
87 |
7 |
0 |
5585 |
You've been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5586 |
I know you want to get your head around it, but what you did was just off base. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5587 |
You were always a sucker for a left jab! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5588 |
You call that a punch? It’s but a flesh wound. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5589 |
You'll be accused of it but I'll defend you. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5590 |
Wow, Robin answered my text! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5591 |
Looks like you finally lost your cool, you couldn’t keep your head in the game! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5592 |
Told you to open your eyes! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5593 |
I'm hoping for a different theme next year. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5594 |
Worse than this, the Climate is warming. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5595 |
Ok but this time I get to be Rocky and you have to be Olaf! |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5596 |
I told you that kid with the stuffed tiger isn’t right. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5597 |
For snow thou art, and unto snow shalt thou return... |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5598 |
Snowbody knows the trouble I’ve seen. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5599 |
Winner by knock off … Fisty Frostee |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5600 |
I guess they forgot the spring |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5601 |
We sure miss you, Calvin! |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5602 |
How was I supposed to know that's what "sock me" meant? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
5603 |
Whose ready to talk politics |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
5604 |
If that's the carrot I don't want to see the stick! |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
5605 |
@corner_towns “next year I’ll get you” |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
5606 |
I didn't even hit you. What do you think about global warming now Bob? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5607 |
I warned you about taking my hat. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
5608 |
I am sorry, but I told you that in our case, "Warm Up" was just a figure of speech, not a real thing. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5609 |
I still think they will thaw to a draw. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5610 |
Bill Watterson would be proud of our Timmy. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
5611 |
Sorry buddy but my gloves are all iced up. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5612 |
Gotcha! I’ll only miss if you don’t move. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
5613 |
Alright. Best of five then? |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
5614 |
I never thought you would loose your head like THAT! |
1.0732 |
0.03794 |
82 |
78 |
2 |
2 |
5615 |
You may have won the hat, but I'll fight to the death for my corncob pipe. |
1.0732 |
0.03794 |
82 |
78 |
2 |
2 |
5616 |
If you stop this fight, I'll kill you. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5617 |
I didn't you had a snowball's chance in Hell to pop my head off! |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5618 |
Whoa! I had no idea the uppercut was that effective |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5619 |
It’s every snowman’s dream to come to life…and yet here we are. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5620 |
Not hit! Not hit! Not hit! The sun did it! |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5621 |
You win. I can't top that. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5622 |
Headless heedless, heedless fearless! Next round you lose! |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5623 |
I told you “only”,
Bellow the belt ! |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5624 |
Confucius say “Stay in the shadows” |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
5625 |
After a fine flurry, T-ice-son gets his man in the 3rd round |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5626 |
Buffer voice “And still the heavy weight snowman of the backyard…Frosty!” |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
5627 |
okay now we're even after I used your nose to pleasure your wife |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
5628 |
Sorry ‘bout that, but it was a head-to-head boxing match. |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
5629 |
No need to blow your top off – global warming is here! |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
5630 |
See ya next time buddy.. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5631 |
Don't lose your head and you'll be fine," they said. Why didn't I listen |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5632 |
That one was for disappearing on me last Spring! |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5633 |
I don’t believe we are going to find this covered by the Queensbury Rules. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5634 |
Sam asked Sally to tie the knot… little did she know he meant the scarf’s |
1.0725 |
0.04291 |
69 |
66 |
1 |
2 |
5635 |
I' m OK. There now isn't as much of me to hit. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5636 |
When the winter is warm, how easy it is to beat the snowman |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5637 |
Now let's not get too heated. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5638 |
I forgot to keep my twigs up. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5639 |
See you in... Oh, wait, we are in Hell. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5640 |
Barry, what happened? Is my ex-wife back? |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5641 |
My father told me not to be a quitter! |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5642 |
That is for bringing me hot chicken soup. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5643 |
I guess you didn't find this science so sweet |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5644 |
Why would somebody build this? |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5645 |
Knock my block off? I am most visibly round-headed. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5646 |
And Frosty, you thought my hat would give me an advantage! |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5647 |
I didn’t have my head on straight to agree to this fight! |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5648 |
And now, while you're distracted, a swift left upper cut. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5649 |
This fighting has gone all to your head. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
5650 |
Wait just a moment! I thought this was just Rockem Sockem Snowbots where my head just popped up, not off?? |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
5651 |
You’re missing a couple of buttons. |
1.0722 |
0.02641 |
97 |
90 |
7 |
0 |
5652 |
Snow day! Snow Day! Calling all seven yr-olds stat! |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5653 |
A TKO this is not. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
5654 |
Frosty is not happy, in fact, I am frosted! |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5655 |
Patty cake patty cake! Off with his neck! |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5656 |
I told you we weren't playing Rock 'em Sock'em robots. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
5657 |
When you mistakenly ask for hard pack instead of a hard chin. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5658 |
This is not a kid's game |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5659 |
I know I didn’t hit you that hard. You must be melting. Uh oh…. To be continued next winter. |
1.0714 |
0.03324 |
98 |
93 |
3 |
2 |
5660 |
No, I'm not - all I see is stars. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
5661 |
Mr. Spielberg, what is my motivation for continuing, and how do I replace my head? |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5662 |
Obviously haven't perfected the 'Rock-em-Sock-em-Snow-Bots', yet" |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
5663 |
I’ve heard of head in the sand, but… |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5664 |
Down goes Brown!!! |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
5665 |
That's just great; thanks. After tonight's storm I'll be snow-blind. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5666 |
Mom warned us about this. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5667 |
Yeah, go ahead and turn off Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Show some respect! |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5668 |
Is there a medic in the house? |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5669 |
My cousin, the Headless Horseman, was much better for fight night. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5670 |
My footwork would be much better if I had feet. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
5671 |
I knew it was you Olaf...you didn't have to act up |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5672 |
Sure I can use an I statement. ‘When you knock my head off, I feel like that’s a pretty cold-hearted move, Dave.’ |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5673 |
Maybe this wasn't such a fun thing to do. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
5674 |
Move like a statue! Sting like frostbite! Sticks can’t hit what coals can’t see! |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
5675 |
And humans think climate change is bad for them! |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
5676 |
See any angels down there? |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
5677 |
Well Scooby Doo! |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
5678 |
Just a scratch. Come on! What're you waiting for? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5679 |
Bloody snowflake generation! |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5680 |
Still fighting?....I should have known that your brain is not in your head |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5681 |
Just call me Thwaites. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5682 |
BOXING
The Oldest Civilization Sport Since The Ice Age |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5683 |
OK, we can start now, but remember no punching below the waist. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5684 |
Damn climate change. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5685 |
I guess my Rope-a-Dope technique needs me to actually be ON the ropes! |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
5686 |
I’ve already won. I always knew my head was not a permanent fixture. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
5687 |
And now I turn into a snow angel. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
5688 |
No ambulances, just call me an Uber. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
5689 |
Maybe we should have stuck with curling... |
1.0698 |
0.03620 |
86 |
82 |
2 |
2 |
5690 |
Rock Em’ Sock ‘Em’
Snowmen |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
5691 |
That's not what I meant by thumpety, thump, thump! |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
5692 |
Was it you or the temperature, both are kicking |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
5693 |
No worries, it's just climate change... |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5694 |
Heads or Tails? |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5695 |
This warm snap has been stressing me out. Sorry to take it out on you. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5696 |
If I could close by eyes, I'd fight you with them closed. So instead... |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5697 |
What the heck, you know I have a sensitive carrot. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5698 |
Guess we found out who's got the real ice in their veins. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
5699 |
Should have worn that scarf |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5700 |
My doctor told me that I needed more calcium! |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5701 |
I’m warning you” usually means a coming blizzard! |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
5702 |
You haven't got a snowballs chance in hell! |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5703 |
Damn that lunar eclipse! |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5704 |
Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce, Tyler. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5705 |
Early in the sport they wore stocking caps in the octagon |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
5706 |
I guess getting coldcocked was inevitable. |
1.0690 |
0.03579 |
87 |
83 |
2 |
2 |
5707 |
I was expecting a gut punch, not your upper-cut. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
5708 |
I’m still coming for ya, Crane! |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
5709 |
I am going to knock you out cold. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
5710 |
It’s but a paper cut. Come on now - let’s have another go now, shall we? |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
5711 |
I told you you were melting with anger! |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
5712 |
Don't say I didn't warn you. |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
5713 |
: the referee flipped the coin at the game and said, "it's heads!" |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
5714 |
I knew you had no backbone, but this is ridiculous. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
5715 |
I demand a rematch before the Spring thaw. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5716 |
I feel triggered and unsafe. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5717 |
This isn't a CTE joke, is it? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5718 |
Carrot on your face? Try a snowman's root-canal. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5719 |
That's what is known as a Snow KO! |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5720 |
We’re gonna need Coach to rebuild you. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
5721 |
Lost his head just getting in the ring |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5722 |
Thumpety thump thump look at Frosty's deep fake go! |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5723 |
This way the odds of my losing by a knockout are a lot better. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5724 |
I didn't think you could actually hit me, Clive". |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5725 |
That was easy. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5726 |
Tyson Flurry defends his title in a decisive manner. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5727 |
It's OK, cut me Mickey! |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
5728 |
He never gives up. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5729 |
Let’s call it the “ Sleepy Hollow Boxing Academy” |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5730 |
I'm beside myself. I thought we were just joking around! |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
5731 |
Where’s your heads at … |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5732 |
Ready! 1, 2....wham!...3, Go! |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
5733 |
Listen, since I took your head off, I’ll put it back, but you have to promise to punch off mine” |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
5734 |
Don’t go soft - I still see you |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
5735 |
C'mon you pansy. It's just a flesh wound. |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
5736 |
Oh! We've seen this before, if a fighter isn't cool under pressure then he loses his head! |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5737 |
Ugh, I'm just losing my mind over Global Warming right now! |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5738 |
Well, at least I'm gonna be ahead of you once Spring hits. |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
5739 |
I told him not to get cross with me |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5740 |
Is it December twenty-seventh yet, Hank? |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5741 |
You've got to work on your footwork, Frosty. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5742 |
Let me at least Google "how to fight when you are disarmed." |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5743 |
You always lose your mind when we fight. |
1.0676 |
0.04004 |
74 |
71 |
1 |
2 |
5744 |
Pull yourself together man, we’re just getting warmed up |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5745 |
Freddy wanted to box, but Joey was topless. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5746 |
I guess the scarf made all the difference. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5747 |
Nice going, Rocky. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5748 |
The First Rule of Snowman Fight Club is Don't Talk about Snowman Fight Club |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5749 |
I have a snow jaw. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
5750 |
Don't look so glib, Frosty...the sun is on my side! |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
5751 |
No upper cuts, Frosty! No upper cuts! |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
5752 |
Under the Marquis of Queensbury rules,
I'm only down if one knee is touching -- and I don't have any knees. |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
5753 |
Lucille, if you think I came out hear to pull my punches you’re very wrong. We’ve been in training since August for this grudge match. Now swing on me dear. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
5754 |
Let’s continue…I can still beat you without my head |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
5755 |
They Gotta Name a Street After You . |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
5756 |
Not fair! This heavy head-hat slowed my slip left-hook reaction time. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
5757 |
Why is it during conflicts, that the mind is always the first to go? |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
5758 |
Heads will literally roll! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5759 |
Call me crazy, but I prefer the other kind of icebox. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5760 |
Do you smell carrots? |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
5761 |
Seriously ! …We’re posing for a seasonal witticism. The cartoonist said “Look contrary“ , not “Punch your friend in the face “. “ |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
5762 |
Hmm, I know I had a plan. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5763 |
The original Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis suddenly had one less head to spare. |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
5764 |
That's what happens when you let a kid be the fight captain of the show. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
5765 |
Hah! I meant to do that! Now I can fight bantamweight! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5766 |
Lizzie Borden’s mother.
Who are you supposed to be? |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5767 |
Okay, sorry Bob but that point was basically for climate change. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5768 |
You won't be a contender in March as a bantam weight nobody. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
5769 |
Damn...I didn't think you were really going to hit me. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
5770 |
I see my God. He calls me to Him. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5771 |
Well, I guess I really got ahead of myself. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
5772 |
Oh no... I hope a random dog didn't come and piss all over my face. *wink* |
1.0659 |
0.03047 |
91 |
86 |
4 |
1 |
5773 |
Need to have a chill head in a fight |
1.0659 |
0.03047 |
91 |
86 |
4 |
1 |
5774 |
You didn't have to knock me out cold. |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
5775 |
I was following the I was following the pack all swaddled in their coats with scarves of red tied ‘round their throats. |
1.0659 |
0.03047 |
91 |
86 |
4 |
1 |
5776 |
Little Washington gets his first inspiration for his novel portraying the headless snowman. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5777 |
You may be ahead of me but I'll be back. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5778 |
You've lost the "head over heels" case, Buddy. |
1.0658 |
0.03900 |
76 |
73 |
1 |
2 |
5779 |
What happened to the good old days of top hats and corn cob pipes? |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
5780 |
Melting Bull |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5781 |
Is this addressed in the Marquess of Queensberry Rules? |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5782 |
Can you get me the number of that therapist with the giant clock in their office? |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
5783 |
We should have planned ahead for this situation. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
5784 |
Nobody likes warm hugs. Live with it or bury your head in the snow. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5785 |
„Now.. don‘t act headless“ |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5786 |
You should see the snowball |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
5787 |
Anything a chicken can do, a snowman can do better. |
1.0652 |
0.02588 |
92 |
86 |
6 |
0 |
5788 |
I thought we agreed no hitting above the scarf! |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
5789 |
Wow, climate change even makes snowman boxing a challenge |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5790 |
Nice shot, Scarf Ace. |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
5791 |
Ouch! I’m gonna need to ice this down. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5792 |
You said we would just have a light dusting! |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
5793 |
These gloves are not making me any warmer. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5794 |
I don’t think I’ll ace this one, can’t see you! |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5795 |
so, which amendment says I can’t keep boxing without a brain? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5796 |
I think I should rethink my strategy! |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5797 |
Does it hurt? DOES IT HURT?
I never thought of you as a sore loser.. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5798 |
Don't try to blame this on global warming. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5799 |
I can't make head or tails of it. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5800 |
I warned you !! I wanna Ring before spring! |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5801 |
This way, I won't lose my head if things get heated. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5802 |
Great job-- winner plays the abominable snowman! |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5803 |
Nice uppercut, but next round I get the scarf. |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
5804 |
Scarfs are illegal and you well know why. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5805 |
You knocked my block off! #rockemsockemrobots |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
5806 |
Hey! Let’s keep it below the belt |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5807 |
Before you go to a neutral corner…here come some huskies. |
1.0645 |
0.02561 |
93 |
87 |
6 |
0 |
5808 |
Sorry, I guess I lost my head
Gosh, I was so looking forward to having a black eye |
1.0645 |
0.03352 |
93 |
89 |
2 |
2 |
5809 |
Wait, you're alive?... Wait... I'm alive?!? We're Alive!! What have done!?! |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
5810 |
….Got the wind taken right out of me |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
5811 |
They made it look like you've knocked my block off. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
5812 |
Don’t worry, I’m sure that little child that made that block of ice for a noggin will replace it within a couple days |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
5813 |
It's a sixth round knockout! |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
5814 |
When you said you were getting warm and you were going to take it all off, this is not what I expected!" Or "When you said you were getting warm and you were going to take off, this is not what I expected! |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
5815 |
Brutal in the primaries--but headed for a meltdown. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
5816 |
Sorry, I need to be more mindful of the situation. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
5817 |
‘You can never keep a cool head’ |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
5818 |
When you said you had me on the first round, I did not take it this literally |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
5819 |
My manager has already gotten me a rematch this summer. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
5820 |
A friendly snowdown. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5821 |
No mas! No ice! |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
5822 |
Best 2 outta 3! |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5823 |
I didn't hear a 'ding'! And that scarf is still hurting my eyes. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5824 |
Down goes Olaf! Down goes Olaf! |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5825 |
We said no head shots so I thought I’d make it easy on you. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5826 |
Mano de Hielo Duran beats Snow Ray Leonard again in The Brawl in Montreal rematch |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
5827 |
Is that what I looked like before they finished me? |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
5828 |
Did I go full on abdominal on you? |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5829 |
Well, Geoarge, I can still see what you meant about "don't lose your head" over this. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5830 |
We need to create a game that does this! |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5831 |
Rock-em Sock-em for the 21st century. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
5832 |
What say we only hit below the belt? |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5833 |
Cheap shot pal, expect a very frosty reception the next time we meet! |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
5834 |
Dad was right. I just don't have a killer competitive streak. |
1.0632 |
0.02509 |
95 |
89 |
6 |
0 |
5835 |
You're no longer ahead of your time |
1.0632 |
0.02509 |
95 |
89 |
6 |
0 |
5836 |
Well, actually, it hit me what are we living for... |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5837 |
Wow. Not even a fleshball's chance. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5838 |
I thought we said body blows only. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5839 |
Getting ahead before the meltdown. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5840 |
Sorry, they must have used metal for the arms this time. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5841 |
Enjoy it while you can. |
1.0625 |
0.04384 |
64 |
62 |
0 |
2 |
5842 |
I didn't realize it was headed that way. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5843 |
Don’t worry. You can just use ChatGPT. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5844 |
Get up, you dumb block head. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5845 |
They warned me I didn't have a head this this game. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5846 |
We can barely reach, though! |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5847 |
Oh come on. It's just a flesh wound. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5848 |
Hey,I thought we were just playing |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
5849 |
So unfair… YOUR arms move and my head did not have enough time to freeze to my body |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5850 |
No, leave it! Dad always said that if I ever got the chance, I should stay a head! |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
5851 |
Looks like I’m not gonna make my dinner reservation. Sheila is NOT gonna be happy. It’s our anniversary. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5852 |
Honey, I think there is something wrong with our child- |
1.0619 |
0.02459 |
97 |
91 |
6 |
0 |
5853 |
Hey buddy, I think you're melting! It looks like I knocked your block off, but we haven't thrown a punch yet! |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5854 |
Isn’t it supposed to be gloves off head on? |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5855 |
Darn, the superglue didn't hold up. Let's try rebar. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5856 |
There are no rules in a knife fight |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
5857 |
I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the children who inhibited this behavior. |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
5858 |
Guess that's a TKO -- Technical Knock-Off. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5859 |
Hah! Gotcha right where I wantcha my warm weather friend. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5860 |
Stand and fight don't be a headless chicken |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5861 |
Now, because of my stone-cold pacifism, you’re an abominable snowman.” |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
5862 |
A knock off doesn't count as a knockout. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5863 |
You've heard the saying, "I could whip you with one hand tied behind my back!" |
1.0612 |
0.02434 |
98 |
92 |
6 |
0 |
5864 |
Pretty sure they're gonna let this one go. New Jersey has a 3 meltdown rule! |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
5865 |
head high |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
5866 |
Well it still beats your X phase |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
5867 |
I never believed you when you said that you lost your head over boxing!" |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
5868 |
Head to head face off |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
5869 |
Don't feel too bad. The person I really blame is Bill Watterson. |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
5870 |
Ask your doctor. It could be a sign of low T. |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
5871 |
You’ve got a bat in the cave.. |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
5872 |
I thought we were just sparring. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5873 |
We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5874 |
Take that, you jolly, happy soul.
J Torpey
Jamestown, NC |
1.0606 |
0.03663 |
66 |
63 |
2 |
1 |
5875 |
I told you to keep your cool Rocky.” |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5876 |
I thought we were reenacting a scene from the headless horsemen. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5877 |
Think you're ready to take on global warming next? |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5878 |
What do the rules say about falling into the yellow bits? |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5879 |
Common Kyle!
I told you, not in the face!
I work in show biz dammit! |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5880 |
Ok, you're right, ultimately I am a snowflake. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5881 |
Hang on, I gotta roll up a weight class. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5882 |
what a blockhead |
1.0602 |
0.03137 |
83 |
79 |
3 |
1 |
5883 |
You’re a knock off Rock ‘em sock ‘em ! |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5884 |
The Balboa household's annual winter display |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5885 |
No fair. That’s a snow blow. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
5886 |
It’s good to have a stick up your butt. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5887 |
We should have taken up kickboxing |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
5888 |
Not fair! I was just trying to touch gloves before Round One! |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5889 |
Your scarf knocks me out |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5890 |
Not fair! It's supposed to be a beauty contest. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5891 |
Well that round didn't last very long! |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5892 |
Don’t tell me you showed up with that light powder snow again! How many times do I have to tell you. It Doesn’t Pack well! |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5893 |
Better to be headless than thoughtless |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5894 |
Me when a five year old says Are you from stupid town because you look stupid! |
1.0595 |
0.03101 |
84 |
80 |
3 |
1 |
5895 |
And nothing below the belt! |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
5896 |
I’m gonna need a realignment at the chiropractor after this workout. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
5897 |
I told you not to forget your skarf." |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
5898 |
I just dropped to welterweight giving you a distinct advantage. |
1.0595 |
0.03101 |
84 |
80 |
3 |
1 |
5899 |
Snow contest |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
5900 |
Keep the hat,no longer need it! |
1.0595 |
0.03101 |
84 |
80 |
3 |
1 |
5901 |
So now I know the abominable snowman hides in plain sight. |
1.0595 |
0.03101 |
84 |
80 |
3 |
1 |
5902 |
Your arms are oak twigs |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
5903 |
They say "stick and move" so I think I'm halfway there. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5904 |
No fair, hitting above the belt. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
5905 |
Oh, my God...you're really a chicken
. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
5906 |
Come on man hit me hit me I dare you |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5907 |
We are now even. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5908 |
I’m gonna need a good cut man……! |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
5909 |
Eddie, you were supposed to wait until the count of three! |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
5910 |
Yah, well I’m going to knock your block off. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5911 |
It's true: you're a Republican and I'm a Democrat. But can't we resolve this in a more bipartisan manner? |
1.0588 |
0.03065 |
85 |
81 |
3 |
1 |
5912 |
Snowman, left… behind |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
5913 |
I lost it in the sun! |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
5914 |
Even if I had worn my Apple watch, it still wouldn't have saved me. |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
5915 |
What are you — a chicken? |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
5916 |
This reminds me of that time Sugar Ray Robinson tried to hug his mother and accidentally decapitated her with a left hook. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
5917 |
That hit was snow joke. |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
5918 |
Try using some Gorilla Glue |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
5919 |
I feel like a Bill Watterson illustration... |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
5920 |
Hey, no fair! I just got caught cold! |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
5921 |
Seriously can’t melt quick enough. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
5922 |
You’re cold as ice. |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
5923 |
Guess it's on with there head is |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
5924 |
Hahahahaha! Your punch didn’t land but your punchline sure did! |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
5925 |
"Just a snow wound. Had enough?" |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
5926 |
This is how poems end up in the slush pile. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
5927 |
Summer is coming. |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
5928 |
Some people call it an unfair advantage; I call it damn smart. |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
5929 |
Son, I should have listened when you kept telling me you were too big to spank anymore. |
1.0575 |
0.02995 |
87 |
83 |
3 |
1 |
5930 |
I said I was gonna knock your block off. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5931 |
Damn, the sun's coming out. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5932 |
If he thaws, he thaws. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5933 |
I'm a self-sabotager. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5934 |
Maybe you are ahead for now but you can't win without your silk hat. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5935 |
Soon enough you'll lose to the sun in a TKO. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5936 |
Por una cabeza is just a song, man! |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5937 |
No fair. Yours was in the shade.
Everybody has a plan until they're punched in the face. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5938 |
I told you the scarf lets your head melt right into it and then it becomes a wider brimmed hat. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5939 |
Greta Thunberg told me there'd be days like this. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5940 |
You knocked my ball off!" |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5941 |
That was just Round One, and I've still got the February Thaw in my toolkit. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5942 |
C'mon, we were fighting with Ron Burgundy rules! |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5943 |
Oops! This is not snowman making snow |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
5944 |
Geez, Jimmy. I thought you said we were just going to play fight. |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
5945 |
It would always be a hollow victory for frosty. For he knew climate change played a big part. |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
5946 |
Next time you wear the scarf, and I wear the hat? |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
5947 |
That's what I get for switching chiropractors. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5948 |
I thought you were Henry XII. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5949 |
What can I say?... not much snow in Philly this year. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
5950 |
I won't quit until I turn to water." |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5951 |
Great job Palooka. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5952 |
Then a nuclear blast occurred, and the War of the Snowmen was on again. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5953 |
And no hitting below the belt either! |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5954 |
Maybe we should postpone this....... |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5955 |
Looks like we both lost our heads this time |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5956 |
I still mostly want to fight |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5957 |
data |
1.0562 |
0.02929 |
89 |
85 |
3 |
1 |
5958 |
I thought a scarf would be superfluous – clearly that was ill-advised. |
1.0562 |
0.02455 |
89 |
84 |
5 |
0 |
5959 |
Ready! Just put me head back on, please. |
1.0562 |
0.02929 |
89 |
85 |
3 |
1 |
5960 |
Oh yeah? I’ll knock your head off… |
1.0562 |
0.02929 |
89 |
85 |
3 |
1 |
5961 |
Well, Mark, it would appear that my creepy long neck was designed by the same lead engineer as my non durable electric cars. 👎 |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
5962 |
I said give me a LEFT, not a MELT! |
1.0556 |
0.02428 |
90 |
85 |
5 |
0 |
5963 |
This is embarrassing. Knocked out cold BEFORE the fight starts! |
1.0556 |
0.02428 |
90 |
85 |
5 |
0 |
5964 |
This little trick ensures that you’ll never deliver a knockout punch. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
5965 |
Where’d you learn Muay Thai?! |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
5966 |
Chin-up |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
5967 |
Looks like the thaw is coming early this year. |
1.0556 |
0.03362 |
72 |
69 |
2 |
1 |
5968 |
Man, this global warming is just getting ridiculous. |
1.0556 |
0.03362 |
72 |
69 |
2 |
1 |
5969 |
I curse you. May you be wracked with guilt forever - or at least until spring. |
1.0549 |
0.02402 |
91 |
86 |
5 |
0 |
5970 |
Tell my ventriloquist to send a really good cutman |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5971 |
No fair. Your reach is longer than mine. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5972 |
We can play 20 Questions, I guess. |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
5973 |
It’s ok! Billy should be home from school around 3 to put my head back, then we can keep sparring” |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5974 |
Come on man, I thought you had a head on your shoulder ! |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5975 |
I am not playing this game again unless you are Brutus and I am Octavian |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5976 |
That upper cut is really coming along. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5977 |
The glue is not working like in the commercial. |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
5978 |
I’ve never hid a branch under my scarf, and never will. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5979 |
I told you to always keep your head on your shoulder … |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5980 |
I thought we agreed, not the face |
1.0543 |
0.02376 |
92 |
87 |
5 |
0 |
5981 |
Good one, Frosty, you got me right on the button! |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
5982 |
Technical Knockoff! |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
5983 |
. C'mon man! I knocked your snowball off. Give it up before you melt! |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
5984 |
ROCK'EM SOCK'EM SNOWMEN !
"This was your bright idea, not mine..." |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
5985 |
Olaf with your head!! |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
5986 |
Oh, crap, we were just supposed to be having fun! |
1.0538 |
0.02352 |
93 |
88 |
5 |
0 |
5987 |
=Hilda after the next snow
storm. we will just make you a new head
any way you want it and you may be able to knock my head off. |
1.0538 |
0.02352 |
93 |
88 |
5 |
0 |
5988 |
When i said you looked like mike tyson i didnt think you would act like him too! |
1.0538 |
0.02805 |
93 |
89 |
3 |
1 |
5989 |
This is what I call unfair! |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
5990 |
I can't do this today. I still can't get over that Cowboys' loss. |
1.0533 |
0.03229 |
75 |
72 |
2 |
1 |
5991 |
We said no sucker punches, Frank |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5992 |
You get a head start. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5993 |
Ok, so you knocked my block off... except it's a sphere. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5994 |
Frosty… boma ye |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5995 |
He’s knocked out. On to May-weather. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5996 |
Too intense for Frosty 1. Let's write this into Frosty 5. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5997 |
You are heading for a loss |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5998 |
This makes a left hook really difficult |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5999 |
Humans like to take a head shot when it starts snowing |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
6000 |
Hey, you weren't wearing a cap when I hit you! |
1.0532 |
0.02775 |
94 |
90 |
3 |
1 |
6001 |
Well... That sucks. |
1.0532 |
0.02327 |
94 |
89 |
5 |
0 |
6002 |
Down for the Count |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6003 |
Do you see my cut man anywhere? |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6004 |
In a head-to-head fight, Geoffrey realized he had work to do. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6005 |
I can't believe that you meant it! |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6006 |
These fossil fuels are truly punchin' hot! |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6007 |
Killer right jab dude. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6008 |
This is not what I meant with ‘face to face’ snowball fight |
1.0526 |
0.03187 |
76 |
73 |
2 |
1 |
6009 |
I told you the scarf isn’t just for show |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6010 |
Come on man, get your head in the game. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6011 |
I told Mom she should've gotten us Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots! |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6012 |
You won the scarf, fair and square. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6013 |
At least I did not hit you below the belt! |
1.0519 |
0.03146 |
77 |
74 |
2 |
1 |
6014 |
I am sure you have immunity. I will have to live with it. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6015 |
Who’s a cold heart now? |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6016 |
Well this is awkward, you should really take a chill pill.” |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6017 |
Jeez,give me a minute to warm up. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6018 |
Meanwhile, that stupid kid who built us like this is off on the Big Island for his family's vacation. |
1.0519 |
0.03146 |
77 |
74 |
2 |
1 |
6019 |
Now all I need is a stadium ,an audience,a camera crew ,a referee,my opponent's head on his body and the ability to move my limbs! |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6020 |
Where’s your hat? |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6021 |
There can be only one |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6022 |
I’d throw in the scarf, but I didn’t see where it went. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6023 |
Losing your cool |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6024 |
Let's kiss and make up |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6025 |
I did warn you I'd knock your ice block off. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6026 |
Right. Well, can't wait to pick this back up next winter. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6027 |
The sun will cover my tracks. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6028 |
So much for boxing, but we could be a real contender for the most creative award in the build-a-snowman contest. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6029 |
Hat, gloves, scarf”…I knew I forgot something |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6030 |
Just one degree out. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
6031 |
When you offered to face the sun, I bet you knew it would melt the back of my neck! |
1.0506 |
0.03067 |
79 |
76 |
2 |
1 |
6032 |
I didn’t touch you. It must be global warming. |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
6033 |
It’s Biden Verses Trump! |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
6034 |
You're off your Noggin Frank. |
1.0506 |
0.03067 |
79 |
76 |
2 |
1 |
6035 |
It's weird they put your head like that. But hey, our photo will be in the news this week! |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
6036 |
Where my shoulders would be isn't touching. Pick me up. |
1.0500 |
0.03029 |
80 |
77 |
2 |
1 |
6037 |
Sometimes I think I'm aiming a little too high. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
6038 |
In the heat of the moment, Karen just lost her head. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
6039 |
And Frosty faced his problems head-on… |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
6040 |
I just can’t seem to float like a butterfly! |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
6041 |
Does it count as a KO? |
1.0494 |
0.02422 |
81 |
77 |
4 |
0 |
6042 |
Looks like you're jussst out of reach |
1.0494 |
0.02422 |
81 |
77 |
4 |
0 |
6043 |
It’ll take more than that love tap to knock me off my feet! |
1.0494 |
0.02422 |
81 |
77 |
4 |
0 |
6044 |
...Men typical! |
1.0494 |
0.02422 |
81 |
77 |
4 |
0 |
6045 |
that upper cut blew my mind ? |
1.0494 |
0.02992 |
81 |
78 |
2 |
1 |
6046 |
Sorry for the knockout punch, but we’ll both be gone by spring. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6047 |
Not fair. I can’t box when I can’t see. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6048 |
...and it's February with tbe TKO over January, yet again! |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6049 |
Okay, okay. Your stick arms aren't too short to box with God. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6050 |
I just knew depending on the Supreme Court would be a losing battle... |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6051 |
My heart says one thing and my mind another |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6052 |
That was my stiff arm. |
1.0488 |
0.02956 |
82 |
79 |
2 |
1 |
6053 |
I’m getting cold. So very cold. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6054 |
Low blow, dude."
"Technically, it was an uppercut. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
6055 |
Don’t you ever say, “You have a bent carrot”. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6056 |
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6057 |
Now,just keep your eyes on my hands and don't lose your head. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6058 |
You're disqualified - that means I won. |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
6059 |
I hate to disappoint you, but this isn't Rock em Sock em Snowbots... |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
6060 |
WARNING! GRAPHIC CONTENT!
…You don’t agree? Whose heart is cold? |
1.0482 |
0.02921 |
83 |
80 |
2 |
1 |
6061 |
For a snowman fight it seems i’m better frozen than you” |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
6062 |
I told you over and over: lead with your left! |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
6063 |
I have performance anxiety, this is making me have a meltdown. |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
6064 |
Go to Hail. |
1.0482 |
0.02921 |
83 |
80 |
2 |
1 |
6065 |
Fighting headless men is such a task! |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
6066 |
I didn't realize you had such a good left hook! |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6067 |
He really got caught cold there, Larry! |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6068 |
I'm not going to lose my head about this. |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
6069 |
There goes one of the headless horsemen |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6070 |
Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
6071 |
As much as it pains me to say this, You’re right, I should’ve worn a scarf. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6072 |
This is my best headspace for boxing. |
1.0476 |
0.02887 |
84 |
81 |
2 |
1 |
6073 |
Didn't your coach warn you about neglecting the scarf? |
1.0471 |
0.02311 |
85 |
81 |
4 |
0 |
6074 |
C'mon, Myrna, so I won another sparring session. I've told you time and time again to not lose your head over the small stuff. |
1.0471 |
0.02311 |
85 |
81 |
4 |
0 |
6075 |
Another day at the office. |
1.0471 |
0.02311 |
85 |
81 |
4 |
0 |
6076 |
I told you this was not a good idea. Now go get your head. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6077 |
There must have been some magic in your uppercut -- I'm downed! |
1.0469 |
0.03472 |
64 |
62 |
1 |
1 |
6078 |
Hey! I thought we agreed on no hitting above the belt. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6079 |
Nothing personal, Frosty - just needed a hat to go with my scarf!” |
1.0469 |
0.03472 |
64 |
62 |
1 |
1 |
6080 |
BLOCK HEAD |
1.0465 |
0.02820 |
86 |
83 |
2 |
1 |
6081 |
Mike Tyson was right. I did have a plan until I got punched in the mouth.
Harry Benner, Chevy Chase, Maryland. |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
6082 |
And it looks like Frosty has decimated Meltman to win the 2024 Snowfall World Championship Title! |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
6083 |
you’ll knock my block off eh?heh heh |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6084 |
Whoops, I was heading in for the first punch. |
1.0460 |
0.02788 |
87 |
84 |
2 |
1 |
6085 |
don't mind it, just a global warming |
1.0460 |
0.02258 |
87 |
83 |
4 |
0 |
6086 |
Wait…Can we start over? |
1.0460 |
0.02788 |
87 |
84 |
2 |
1 |
6087 |
Global warming is happening faster than I expected. @t.robotson |
1.0460 |
0.02258 |
87 |
83 |
4 |
0 |
6088 |
No! I’m getting those “Wizard of Oz” flashbacks. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6089 |
So this means less than 6 weeks left of winter |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6090 |
Your left hook is wicked, but how am I still conscious afterwards? |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6091 |
When things started to snowball. |
1.0455 |
0.02757 |
88 |
85 |
2 |
1 |
6092 |
Not this move again, you spineless numbnuts! |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6093 |
We really need to keep cooler heads about us! |
1.0449 |
0.02209 |
89 |
85 |
4 |
0 |
6094 |
With homage to Monty Python, "this isn't over. I could still bite you!" |
1.0449 |
0.02209 |
89 |
85 |
4 |
0 |
6095 |
A couple more years of these kids' birthday parties, and my manager promised me a role in the remake of Frosty the Snowman. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6096 |
Put up, don't put out, your dukes. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6097 |
I said South Pole, not southpaw. |
1.0448 |
0.03317 |
67 |
65 |
1 |
1 |
6098 |
The raccoons will get you too... |
1.0444 |
0.02184 |
90 |
86 |
4 |
0 |
6099 |
No reason to lose your head over small things. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6100 |
I'm all for reliving our childhood, but I'm beginning to rethink this whole," rock'em, sock'em, snowbots thing..." |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6101 |
What will come first: Melting or CTE symptoms? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6102 |
Would you believe this happened in Snowy Hollow? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6103 |
Knew I had a snowball's chance of beating you |
1.0441 |
0.03269 |
68 |
66 |
1 |
1 |
6104 |
It seems an ice jaw is the same as a glass jaw. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6105 |
It's beginning to look a lot like ISIS. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6106 |
I feel like I'm in a Calvin and Hobbs strip |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6107 |
I can keep going like this until spring. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6108 |
Hah! My head's off-limits now—below the belt. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6109 |
The ultimate man vs. the ultimate snowball. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6110 |
When are you going to learn Frost? You MUST always keep your head in the game no matter what! |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6111 |
: now stop with the headache excuse! Let’s go! |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6112 |
My agonal movements will kick your ass. |
1.0435 |
0.02138 |
92 |
88 |
4 |
0 |
6113 |
Perhaps you're not totally committed to this outdoor activity. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6114 |
See I told you it’s just like those old westerns, my stocking hat is still on! |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
6115 |
How'd that happen? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6116 |
When you said you were gonna knock my head clear off, I thought you were joking! |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6117 |
You mind just puttin' me back up? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6118 |
So do you think I’m ready for the big leagues, or… no? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6119 |
The neighborhood snow ball fight |
1.0430 |
0.02115 |
93 |
89 |
4 |
0 |
6120 |
I’ll see you down here, come spring. You better hope that groundhog sees his shadow |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6121 |
I didn't know you had a glass jaw. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6122 |
I've had enough of you acting like you're head and shoulders above the rest of us |
1.0429 |
0.03176 |
70 |
68 |
1 |
1 |
6123 |
And down goes Frosty! |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6124 |
This isn't Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, Snowboy ! " |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6125 |
Plan B: When the groundhog oversleeps, "Ok you win, six more weeks of winter. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6126 |
🎵We're walking in the air
We're floating in the moonlit sky🎶 |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6127 |
Well,it will happen to you when spring comes around. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6128 |
Just wait until my corner man wakes up from his nap and it's back on! |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6129 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when you said 'couple's spa day'. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6130 |
This is why we don't fight if the groundhog doesn't see its shadow. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6131 |
Reporting from Sleepy Hollow, the Headless Snowman loses again. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6132 |
Headless snow person! |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6133 |
Now everybody will think that I’ve got a yellow streak down my back. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6134 |
I think Calvin is losing his edge. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6135 |
C |
1.0417 |
0.03088 |
72 |
70 |
1 |
1 |
6136 |
C'mon, c'mon... it's only a flesh wound. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6137 |
We may need a different strategy to fight climate change. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6138 |
C’mon! Gimme a target will’ya! |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6139 |
You did say to fight like a girl... |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6140 |
The South Pole South Paw still had the iciest hook in the business |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6141 |
What it’s like to try to reason with a MAGA supporter. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6142 |
Why bother... |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6143 |
Keep your head in the game; the storm is almost over. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6144 |
I thought we agreed no hits below the belt or above the neck!! It's a recreation league not NHL ! |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6145 |
I hate the day after Christmas. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6146 |
That's not what I meant, when I said "Protect the head" |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
6147 |
You made my ball fall! |
1.0405 |
0.03005 |
74 |
72 |
1 |
1 |
6148 |
Okay Hothead, so you DON’T look like Vanilla Ice! |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
6149 |
Let’s not lose your head over it! |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
6150 |
Wegovy worked too effectively on only one part of this snowman |
1.0404 |
0.01989 |
99 |
95 |
4 |
0 |
6151 |
You cannot be serious! |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
6152 |
I might be down by a third, but I can still land a punch |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
6153 |
The gloves are coming off now. |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
6154 |
And you thought there was
snow way we were in the
same weight class!
Colleen Weinschenker, Acworth GA |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
6155 |
C,mon. Melt him. You can do it!! |
1.0395 |
0.02926 |
76 |
74 |
1 |
1 |
6156 |
My hat ?
Take it ! |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6157 |
Let's just call it a draw |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6158 |
It MIGHT be an advantage, but how do you see what you're doing? |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6159 |
Come on Mike… |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6160 |
Wait, " Time out, but I didn't even touch you. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6161 |
Stripes, look at the pretty stars! Always the optimist. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6162 |
Way to perpetuate ideas of toxic snow masculinity. Was it 24b who thought of this, Fred? Typical. |
1.0395 |
0.02926 |
76 |
74 |
1 |
1 |
6163 |
Bob and weave, bob and weave, bob and weeeeeeee… |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6164 |
We couldn’t just do this at a catchweight? |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6165 |
Hey man, chill out. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6166 |
What's the big idea? |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6167 |
This is worse than where you punched me the first time!! |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6168 |
Santa won’t be happy. I was supposed to go down in the 5th! |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6169 |
Not so bad that you fairly knocked my block off, but I've fallen to # 8 in the rankings for no discernable reason. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
6170 |
In the ring of life, it seems the bout against nature always ends in a cold knockout. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
6171 |
Ready for round 2...even though I'm just two-thirds of the snowman that I used to be. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
6172 |
So I'm a Carrot Nose! . . WutAbout your SnowFlake lack of Tuffness . .Coal Eyes!! |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
6173 |
An HKO on the first punch? I thought you said you were a beginner Bill! |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
6174 |
Can’t wait for the kids to come sledding. |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6175 |
Sorry Mike, with this climate change, we can't play like old times anymore. No more outdoors, we'll soon have to play indoors at the Sub Zero arena! |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6176 |
I should have been packed in better against quite the punch! |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6177 |
Just ahead of the wind! |
1.0380 |
0.02816 |
79 |
77 |
1 |
1 |
6178 |
Just pull yourself together, John. |
1.0380 |
0.02816 |
79 |
77 |
1 |
1 |
6179 |
I should have looked out for that avalanche left jab. |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6180 |
I didn't really mean to knock your block off. But you made me so mad I was starting to melt. So I missed. |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6181 |
According to the Marquess of Queensberry .... |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6182 |
I’ve heard of throwing in the towel but…. |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6183 |
Technically, I should still get a standing 8 count |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6184 |
Okay, Donald, so you beat me here in New Hampshire. You don’t really expect me to just melt away, do you? |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6185 |
That's how it feels to hit the frozen balls of your opponent under the belt! |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6186 |
As long as my coal eyes are intact, I can take you! |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6187 |
I’m fully going to have a melt down now, Bob.
Mind blowing, James. |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6188 |
I never said block. I said blockhead. |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6189 |
Rocky, it's too soon to lose your head, collect yourself! In January ten heavyweight world champions had their birthday, let's make it eleven! |
1.0370 |
0.02747 |
81 |
79 |
1 |
1 |
6190 |
That was an illegal above the scarf shot! I should have known you would play dirty when you rocked up without a bobble hat |
1.0370 |
0.02111 |
81 |
78 |
3 |
0 |
6191 |
That wasn't fun, Larry. |
1.0370 |
0.02111 |
81 |
78 |
3 |
0 |
6192 |
In love's pursuit, I'll endure all, even if it means sacrificing all. From my ashes, may rise our shared triumph of love and victory. José sánchez, Costa rica |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
6193 |
Climate change has more to do with my face’s reintroduction to the snow whence I came than your weak left hook. |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
6194 |
Ali-Frazier ended differently; this is Ali-Freezer. |
1.0361 |
0.02061 |
83 |
80 |
3 |
0 |
6195 |
Junior hadn’t yet developed the ability to make it past the warm-up. |
1.0361 |
0.02061 |
83 |
80 |
3 |
0 |
6196 |
How do you say you've thrown a match without saying you've thrown a match |
1.0361 |
0.02061 |
83 |
80 |
3 |
0 |
6197 |
Facepalm, dude! |
1.0353 |
0.02618 |
85 |
83 |
1 |
1 |
6198 |
TKO. Too Kold Out! |
1.0353 |
0.02618 |
85 |
83 |
1 |
1 |
6199 |
Oops, sorry, it's not my fault, it's climate change. |
1.0353 |
0.02013 |
85 |
82 |
3 |
0 |
6200 |
If the right one don't a-get you then the left one will. |
1.0349 |
0.01990 |
86 |
83 |
3 |
0 |
6201 |
If ears melt my understanding is you don't wait for the bell. |
1.0345 |
0.02558 |
87 |
85 |
1 |
1 |
6202 |
I shouldn't have assumed you were a northpaw. |
1.0345 |
0.01968 |
87 |
84 |
3 |
0 |
6203 |
Heads down, ding-a-ling in the ring. |
1.0341 |
0.01945 |
88 |
85 |
3 |
0 |
6204 |
I should have been a snowball |
1.0341 |
0.01945 |
88 |
85 |
3 |
0 |
6205 |
Well bravo cretin, but just wait, I swear you'll be in the ground before me in a very soon. |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6206 |
I am winded |
1.0337 |
0.02501 |
89 |
87 |
1 |
1 |
6207 |
I’m, give me a sec |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6208 |
Well, I usually fight orthodox, but I thought I’d try a “southpole” style this time to mix things up. Ready when you are. |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6209 |
You need to stop playing "Mortal Kombat". |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6210 |
You’ll need to keep your head on straight next round |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6211 |
Hey, don't worry when the kids come by later they'll put your head back on.Does this mean I have knocked you out? |
1.0326 |
0.01862 |
92 |
89 |
3 |
0 |
6212 |
'My mom told me i could get a brain injury boxing.'
-sk whidbey island wa. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
6213 |
Not me. The dead of winter knocked him out. |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
6214 |
Feeling fragile? |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6215 |
What the hell is going on around here |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
6216 |
Sorry, but I told you, you’ve got to stay cool |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
6217 |
What did I tell you, not in the face! |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
6218 |
God...I promise I just wanna get his hat... |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6219 |
Does this qualify as dementia pugilistica? |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6220 |
Groundhog didn’t see its Shadowboxing |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6221 |
Calvin made you do it, right? |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6222 |
Hold on a second, I lost my talking mouthpiece, literally. |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
6223 |
Although words always win this time I know I am going to lose because my hands have been broken too many times before" Mariana Guzmán, Costa Rica |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
6224 |
WOW! you reverse droned me on that one, Fwostie! |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6225 |
I have grit, let’s continue. |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6226 |
His friend couldn't think of any cold puns and so he was harmed. |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6227 |
I thought we agreed, no punching above the brim ... |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6228 |
You're outta head, bro. |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6229 |
You should get your breath checked out. |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
6230 |
ceasefire now. End the occupation |
1.0267 |
0.01873 |
75 |
73 |
2 |
0 |
6231 |
Let's try Action Jackson instead. |
1.0267 |
0.01873 |
75 |
73 |
2 |
0 |
6232 |
Put em up Marv! Marv.... I think you just lost your head. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6233 |
I'd still make a better president than that Biden guy. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6234 |
What are you trying to do, ice me? |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6235 |
You say you originally auditioned for Monty Python and the Holy Grail? |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6236 |
hello all 123 |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6237 |
I knew you didn’t like conflict but this is a bit off-kilter |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6238 |
Get your head in the game! It’s a snowball fight! |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
6239 |
Really global warming? You're ruining this too? |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
6240 |
I guess Climate Change wins. |
1.0256 |
0.01801 |
78 |
76 |
2 |
0 |
6241 |
‘Frosty realised someone was trying to ice him just as he was cold-cocked…’ |
1.0256 |
0.01801 |
78 |
76 |
2 |
0 |
6242 |
Don't worry ... I'm seeing my chiropractor tomorrow anyway. |
1.0253 |
0.01779 |
79 |
77 |
2 |
0 |
6243 |
That's a mighty fine uppercut you got there Maude. |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
6244 |
hey no fair — I was looking at those trees in the background that still have leaves on them |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
6245 |
Climate change |
1.0247 |
0.01735 |
81 |
79 |
2 |
0 |
6246 |
Okay, that was just a warm-up round. |
1.0244 |
0.01714 |
82 |
80 |
2 |
0 |
6247 |
I think we should revisit the rule about no hitting below the belt. |
1.0241 |
0.01693 |
83 |
81 |
2 |
0 |
6248 |
All’s well that Enswell… |
1.0227 |
0.01598 |
88 |
86 |
2 |
0 |
6249 |
If Jack gets up before spring, the match is back on." |
1.0225 |
0.01580 |
89 |
87 |
2 |
0 |
6250 |
‘Uhh, it’s a towel you’re supposed to throw. The scarf isn’t merely decorative.’ |
1.0161 |
0.01626 |
62 |
61 |
1 |
0 |
6251 |
He was a jolly good fellow |
1.0161 |
0.01626 |
62 |
61 |
1 |
0 |
6252 |
Yeah I may be down but buddy we’re both gonna melt soon ! |
1.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
63 |
1 |
0 |
6253 |
There must have been some magic in
That old silk scarf they found.
When they placed it around his neck
He began to dance around |
1.0154 |
0.01550 |
65 |
64 |
1 |
0 |
6254 |
Thumpity thump thump… look at Frosty go!!! |
1.0152 |
0.01527 |
66 |
65 |
1 |
0 |
6255 |
I told you: if we’re gonna move to Halloween Town, we’re gonna have to try to fit in. Now do me. |
1.0152 |
0.01527 |
66 |
65 |
1 |
0 |
6256 |
Easy there Muhammad Flurry, maybe wait for the bell next time? |
1.0149 |
0.01504 |
67 |
66 |
1 |
0 |
6257 |
I was head over heels for you...and all that happened was I found no heels, just snowshoes ! And you never warmed me up until I was your melted snowbunny ! |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
6258 |
If we were toy robots we could make a fortune. |
1.0145 |
0.01460 |
69 |
68 |
1 |
0 |
6259 |
Winter weight champion Frisky the Snowman |
1.0137 |
0.01379 |
73 |
72 |
1 |
0 |
6260 |
« Hey Mike, may I borrow your mower please?
- Sure, mate, go ahead. » |
1.0137 |
0.01379 |
73 |
72 |
1 |
0 |
6261 |
Hey Balls, we just talk trash. We don’t move. |
1.0135 |
0.01361 |
74 |
73 |
1 |
0 |
6262 |
That was not a block! |
1.0133 |
0.01342 |
75 |
74 |
1 |
0 |
6263 |
You really caught me cold there, Jingle. |
1.0133 |
0.01342 |
75 |
74 |
1 |
0 |
6264 |
Now that you’re done head hunting, it’s time to practice your body work. |
1.0130 |
0.01307 |
77 |
76 |
1 |
0 |
6265 |
Yeah, but your a light heavyweight and I'm a middleweight... |
1.0128 |
0.01290 |
78 |
77 |
1 |
0 |
6266 |
Just stick me in an ice box and we can get back to ice box. |
1.0125 |
0.01258 |
80 |
79 |
1 |
0 |
6267 |
I’m sorry. I meant to knock your socks off…not your head🥲 |
1.0122 |
0.01227 |
82 |
81 |
1 |
0 |
6268 |
That’s not what I meant when I said, “Let’s head out of here!” |
1.0000 |
0.01290 |
78 |
78 |
0 |
0 |
6269 |
Now you're ready to start your Christmas shopping. |
1.0000 |
0.01342 |
75 |
75 |
0 |
0 |
6270 |
It was ugly, and sad, the night they overmatched Kid Snow. |
1.0000 |
0.01198 |
84 |
84 |
0 |
0 |