Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
What do you mean, 'we can do this the smooth way or the crunchy way'...?! |
1.7193 |
0.01799 |
2059 |
1056 |
525 |
478 |
1 |
My old nemesis. After all these years I’m an empty shell and you are a shadow of your former self. |
1.7153 |
0.02054 |
1514 |
760 |
425 |
329 |
2 |
The cane is made of ivory. Why do you ask? |
1.7029 |
0.01235 |
4244 |
2192 |
1121 |
931 |
3 |
Tell Babar I'll have the money for him by Saturday! I swear! |
1.6905 |
0.02161 |
1354 |
702 |
369 |
283 |
4 |
Don't you Republicans already have enough nuts? |
1.6846 |
0.01445 |
3205 |
1737 |
742 |
726 |
5 |
My name is Mr. Peanut.
You ate my father.
Prepare to die. |
1.6655 |
0.01482 |
2900 |
1571 |
728 |
601 |
6 |
It was then that Mr. Peanut realized the full implications of supporting the Republican party |
1.6636 |
0.01989 |
1626 |
888 |
397 |
341 |
7 |
It seems we both represent nuts. |
1.6632 |
0.01490 |
2892 |
1579 |
708 |
605 |
8 |
Sorry! A nut is now the official symbol of the Republican Party. |
1.6597 |
0.01187 |
4925 |
2833 |
935 |
1157 |
9 |
Yes, but I am an icon and you Sir are merely a metaphor. |
1.6580 |
0.01067 |
5404 |
2903 |
1446 |
1055 |
10 |
It was at this moment Mr.Peanut knew he was going to end up in the trunk |
1.6565 |
0.01462 |
2833 |
1511 |
784 |
538 |
11 |
What a coincidence, I have an elephant allergy. |
1.6464 |
0.01557 |
2412 |
1282 |
701 |
429 |
12 |
I can feel you unshelling me with your eyes. |
1.6463 |
0.01782 |
1886 |
1016 |
521 |
349 |
13 |
The cane? I have Planter's facetious. |
1.6423 |
0.01617 |
2393 |
1329 |
591 |
473 |
14 |
I think I just salted myself |
1.6384 |
0.01678 |
2193 |
1217 |
552 |
424 |
15 |
Unsalted, why do you ask? |
1.6378 |
0.01326 |
3321 |
1788 |
948 |
585 |
16 |
So you remember everything except the restraining order. |
1.6357 |
0.01844 |
1765 |
968 |
472 |
325 |
17 |
Sorry, wrong office. I’m looking for the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.6346 |
0.01545 |
2515 |
1382 |
670 |
463 |
18 |
Yes well now you must address the PEANUT in the room |
1.6295 |
0.01393 |
2996 |
1631 |
844 |
521 |
19 |
I was hoping you might forget. |
1.6269 |
0.01483 |
2557 |
1374 |
763 |
420 |
20 |
'Please tell me you have a peanut allergy.' |
1.6231 |
0.01381 |
2953 |
1612 |
848 |
493 |
21 |
Back off, or I release the mouse. |
1.6222 |
0.01593 |
2226 |
1208 |
651 |
367 |
22 |
Tell my wife it happened at a baseball game..not like this. |
1.6179 |
0.01983 |
1421 |
772 |
420 |
229 |
23 |
I suppose we should address the elephant in the room? |
1.6110 |
0.02450 |
905 |
490 |
277 |
138 |
24 |
Yes, I'm free for lunch. |
1.6080 |
0.01523 |
2408 |
1329 |
694 |
385 |
25 |
Ok. I agree you're in the room. Now let's negotiate. |
1.6024 |
0.01706 |
1796 |
968 |
574 |
254 |
26 |
And that’s basically the job. I assume you’re willing to work for peanuts? |
1.6013 |
0.01379 |
2887 |
1597 |
844 |
446 |
27 |
Seriously? I thought you were a metaphor! |
1.5992 |
0.01398 |
2807 |
1558 |
816 |
433 |
28 |
You represent an organization that's gone mad and I represent a snack company. I'd say we're both nuts. |
1.5966 |
0.01170 |
4360 |
2536 |
1047 |
777 |
29 |
There’s no way I’m getting in the trunk. |
1.5921 |
0.01413 |
2797 |
1584 |
770 |
443 |
30 |
Charlie, Snoopy, Lucy… they’re the peanuts you want. |
1.5919 |
0.01456 |
2568 |
1437 |
742 |
389 |
31 |
Before you do anything rash, let me warn you that I may contain nuts. |
1.5904 |
0.01229 |
3608 |
2024 |
1038 |
546 |
32 |
The GOP. Just a dark shadow of its former self. |
1.5872 |
0.01529 |
2449 |
1415 |
630 |
404 |
33 |
We both work for peanuts, so we have that in common. |
1.5869 |
0.01982 |
1300 |
711 |
415 |
174 |
34 |
I'll make you a deal: You don't eat me and I won't tell anyone you don't like Trump. |
1.5848 |
0.01551 |
2411 |
1407 |
598 |
406 |
35 |
Two cliches in a room. Does that make us a touché? |
1.5830 |
0.01470 |
2717 |
1600 |
650 |
467 |
36 |
Easy, big fella--I own the Company. I can get you a lot more where I come from! |
1.5828 |
0.02437 |
858 |
472 |
272 |
114 |
37 |
The cane means I am way past my expiration date. |
1.5818 |
0.01893 |
1437 |
796 |
446 |
195 |
38 |
You Republicans don't scare me, with your big fat trump, I mean trunk. |
1.5799 |
0.01707 |
2047 |
1221 |
465 |
361 |
39 |
Would it help if I told you I'm a Republican?" |
1.5759 |
0.01801 |
1601 |
899 |
482 |
220 |
40 |
I’m a TRADEMARK. YOU’RE only a SYMBOL! |
1.5630 |
0.01533 |
2190 |
1251 |
645 |
294 |
41 |
I don't suppose you're allergic to peanuts . . .? |
1.5600 |
0.01558 |
2109 |
1208 |
621 |
280 |
42 |
Remember, you're just a metaphor. |
1.5425 |
0.01910 |
1294 |
739 |
409 |
146 |
43 |
So you did remember! |
1.5385 |
0.01633 |
1766 |
1011 |
559 |
196 |
44 |
I contain peanuts. |
1.5358 |
0.01466 |
2895 |
1884 |
471 |
540 |
45 |
Oh, good. My last roommate didn't have a vacuum. |
1.5282 |
0.01572 |
2482 |
1623 |
407 |
452 |
46 |
I suppose it would be too much to hope you're allergic? |
1.5269 |
0.01574 |
2099 |
1277 |
538 |
284 |
47 |
Most Republicans prefer us stale, puffy, and orange. |
1.5117 |
0.01807 |
1843 |
1224 |
295 |
324 |
48 |
That would be Mr. Peanut to you Dumbo. |
1.5103 |
0.01656 |
1850 |
1144 |
468 |
238 |
49 |
The unit is small, but the rent is cheap. You'll be paying peanuts. |
1.5084 |
0.01972 |
1192 |
713 |
352 |
127 |
50 |
I can’t believe my eye. |
1.5061 |
0.01921 |
1632 |
1093 |
252 |
287 |
51 |
My relatives are tired of shelling out for you and your family! |
1.5031 |
0.01773 |
1602 |
999 |
400 |
203 |
52 |
Does anyone want to address the peanut in the room? |
1.5016 |
0.01781 |
1585 |
990 |
395 |
200 |
53 |
I'm not who you think... I'm the guy from Monopoly!! |
1.5006 |
0.01792 |
1590 |
1001 |
382 |
207 |
54 |
I’m well aware that you’re in the room. |
1.4987 |
0.01845 |
1500 |
947 |
358 |
195 |
55 |
I believe this goes without saying, but there is, in fact, a large elephant in the room |
1.4984 |
0.01936 |
1222 |
740 |
355 |
127 |
56 |
I'm long past my shell-by date. |
1.4984 |
0.01874 |
1517 |
975 |
328 |
214 |
57 |
Hello! My name is Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.4979 |
0.01955 |
1454 |
952 |
280 |
222 |
58 |
Make it look like anaphylaxis. |
1.4974 |
0.01787 |
1526 |
948 |
397 |
181 |
59 |
Careful, I have a mouse in my pocket
and I'm not afraid to use it. |
1.4935 |
0.01932 |
1378 |
880 |
316 |
182 |
60 |
It was at that moment that Mr. Peanut realized he could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.4908 |
0.02036 |
1306 |
855 |
261 |
190 |
61 |
Uh, your Tinder profile looked different. |
1.4901 |
0.01927 |
1365 |
871 |
319 |
175 |
62 |
Apparently it’s time to address the elephant in the room. |
1.4901 |
0.01878 |
1357 |
847 |
355 |
155 |
63 |
All these years a major donor, and it ends like this? |
1.4887 |
0.01892 |
1324 |
825 |
351 |
148 |
64 |
Sorry, the Party needs a symbol that better aligns with its candidates. |
1.4875 |
0.02035 |
1280 |
835 |
266 |
179 |
65 |
I don't suppose I could interest you in a cashew? |
1.4872 |
0.01986 |
1293 |
831 |
294 |
168 |
66 |
Well, sometimes I feel like a nut. Right now, I don’t. |
1.4869 |
0.02012 |
1224 |
793 |
272 |
159 |
67 |
I need a word with you: anaphylaxis. |
1.4868 |
0.02177 |
1288 |
893 |
163 |
232 |
68 |
On my dating profile, I said elegant. |
1.4865 |
0.02133 |
1225 |
817 |
220 |
188 |
69 |
You wouldn’t eat a fellow Republican, would you? |
1.4854 |
0.01957 |
1230 |
769 |
325 |
136 |
70 |
Don’t worry sweetheart, no one saw me come up to the room” |
1.4849 |
0.02061 |
1093 |
680 |
296 |
117 |
71 |
I guess this is when I address the elephant in the room. |
1.4848 |
0.01946 |
1246 |
780 |
328 |
138 |
72 |
I fear this will not end well. |
1.4843 |
0.02060 |
1082 |
671 |
298 |
113 |
73 |
But, I’m a Republican peanut. |
1.4832 |
0.02057 |
1072 |
663 |
300 |
109 |
74 |
But I don’t want to be Speaker.” |
1.4830 |
0.02114 |
1176 |
770 |
244 |
162 |
75 |
So when you said, "let's do lunch"... |
1.4829 |
0.02073 |
1168 |
751 |
270 |
147 |
76 |
I said I wanted to talk ABOUT the elephant in the room, not TO it. |
1.4825 |
0.02017 |
1198 |
762 |
294 |
142 |
77 |
Nobody talked about YOU being in the room. |
1.4820 |
0.01993 |
1197 |
755 |
307 |
135 |
78 |
Well, well, well. Look who didn’t forget. |
1.4803 |
0.02025 |
1166 |
739 |
294 |
133 |
79 |
I knew I should have picked door number three. |
1.4802 |
0.02114 |
1035 |
648 |
277 |
110 |
80 |
How humiliating...death by cliché |
1.4801 |
0.02124 |
1133 |
737 |
248 |
148 |
81 |
Let me live and I'll take you to my supplier. |
1.4789 |
0.02050 |
1161 |
743 |
280 |
138 |
82 |
Well well, if it isn’t the elephant in the room. |
1.4756 |
0.02159 |
1064 |
689 |
244 |
131 |
83 |
Look. I took care of that 800-pound gorilla, and I can do the same to you! |
1.4752 |
0.02019 |
1130 |
712 |
299 |
119 |
84 |
My mistake, I thought you were a metaphor. |
1.4746 |
0.02118 |
1081 |
695 |
259 |
127 |
85 |
Suddenly the free Taylor Swift tickets seemed like a trap... |
1.4742 |
0.02185 |
1084 |
715 |
224 |
145 |
86 |
Have you ever tried cashews? |
1.4739 |
0.02151 |
1036 |
664 |
253 |
119 |
87 |
”I must warn you I’m a hard nut to crack. |
1.4717 |
0.02127 |
1026 |
652 |
264 |
110 |
88 |
That’s MISTER Peanut, Dumbo. |
1.4688 |
0.02190 |
1011 |
656 |
236 |
119 |
89 |
The elephant in the room, I presume! |
1.4665 |
0.02202 |
984 |
637 |
235 |
112 |
90 |
I think we should address... well, you in the room. |
1.4663 |
0.02320 |
920 |
604 |
203 |
113 |
91 |
We BOTH were mistreated at the circus. |
1.4660 |
0.02239 |
942 |
608 |
229 |
105 |
92 |
I hoped you had forgotten. |
1.4659 |
0.02216 |
938 |
600 |
239 |
99 |
93 |
So... are we going to talk about the peanut in the room? |
1.4658 |
0.02261 |
966 |
634 |
214 |
118 |
94 |
I knew you would never forget. |
1.4655 |
0.02195 |
956 |
612 |
243 |
101 |
95 |
I was hoping for the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.4654 |
0.02282 |
967 |
640 |
204 |
123 |
96 |
I'd rather be a silly Mr. Peanut than a metaphor that no one wants to talk about! |
1.4642 |
0.02291 |
935 |
614 |
208 |
113 |
97 |
This might be a good time to remind you just how common peanut allergies are. |
1.4640 |
0.02263 |
931 |
605 |
220 |
106 |
98 |
But, I’m just one peanut.
I know where there are more. |
1.4632 |
0.02187 |
924 |
585 |
250 |
89 |
99 |
So you're not a metaphor? |
1.4629 |
0.02307 |
929 |
613 |
202 |
114 |
100 |
Let's not turn this into some sort of circus. |
1.4627 |
0.02269 |
884 |
566 |
227 |
91 |
101 |
Here for revenge? I should have known you'd never forget. |
1.4615 |
0.02243 |
895 |
572 |
233 |
90 |
102 |
The moment Mr. peanut realized he had to stop finding lovers on craigslist |
1.4613 |
0.02365 |
917 |
615 |
181 |
121 |
103 |
You did say you were willing to work for peanuts. |
1.4604 |
0.02276 |
871 |
558 |
225 |
88 |
104 |
And there's another thing.
I'm a Democrat! |
1.4593 |
0.02296 |
884 |
574 |
214 |
96 |
105 |
I did tell you I am a Republican, didn't I? |
1.4568 |
0.02173 |
902 |
570 |
252 |
80 |
106 |
This is a family run business so you'll be working for peanuts ... literally. |
1.4554 |
0.02315 |
841 |
543 |
213 |
85 |
107 |
Mr. Peanut? Why, no! I'm Mr. Hand Grenade! |
1.4542 |
0.02452 |
830 |
557 |
169 |
104 |
108 |
Nobody ever wants to address the peanut in the room. |
1.4542 |
0.02496 |
808 |
544 |
161 |
103 |
109 |
Is that an elephant in the room or am I nuts? |
1.4539 |
0.02505 |
857 |
597 |
133 |
127 |
110 |
Let's get this straight, this is my Peanut Gallery
and you're just an elephant in the room. |
1.4522 |
0.02357 |
805 |
521 |
204 |
80 |
111 |
Before you do anything, consider what we have in common: we're loved by millions but shamlessly used by the Man—also, neither of us is wearing pants. |
1.4515 |
0.02399 |
815 |
537 |
188 |
90 |
112 |
It's still "Mr. Peanut" to you. |
1.4508 |
0.02383 |
834 |
552 |
188 |
94 |
113 |
So we agree you'll work for peanuts? |
1.4494 |
0.02404 |
801 |
527 |
188 |
86 |
114 |
How did you get past the doorman? |
1.4494 |
0.02510 |
741 |
489 |
171 |
81 |
115 |
The rent is reasonable but still I'd like to know what became of your prior roommates. |
1.4487 |
0.02483 |
789 |
529 |
166 |
94 |
116 |
You can throw your weight around all you want, but I’m still MISTER Peanut to you! |
1.4481 |
0.02496 |
761 |
506 |
169 |
86 |
117 |
They always leave it to the peanut gallery to address the elephant in the room..... |
1.4476 |
0.02575 |
735 |
494 |
153 |
88 |
118 |
You’ll find that I’m one tough nut to crack. |
1.4468 |
0.02369 |
770 |
497 |
202 |
71 |
119 |
It’s not like you to forget. |
1.4466 |
0.02408 |
759 |
493 |
193 |
73 |
120 |
Please tell me you're an idiom. |
1.4464 |
0.02453 |
755 |
496 |
181 |
78 |
121 |
Mr. Peanut realized that his support for the Republican Party has come back to haunt him. |
1.4454 |
0.02707 |
723 |
503 |
118 |
102 |
122 |
Damn auto correct! I texted the escort agency: "Looking for an 'elegant' lady." |
1.4443 |
0.02768 |
700 |
490 |
109 |
101 |
123 |
We need to talk about the peanut in the room. |
1.4441 |
0.02503 |
743 |
494 |
168 |
81 |
124 |
Before you come any closer, you should know I have a mouse under my hat. |
1.4437 |
0.02508 |
764 |
514 |
161 |
89 |
125 |
My wife is starting to get suspicious. |
1.4428 |
0.02473 |
734 |
483 |
177 |
74 |
126 |
Yes, we have party nuts but not as many as the GOP. |
1.4421 |
0.02758 |
708 |
498 |
107 |
103 |
127 |
So Mr Elephant, are you willing to work for peanuts? |
1.4410 |
0.02591 |
703 |
472 |
152 |
79 |
128 |
I see the freight elevator is working again. |
1.4408 |
0.02564 |
710 |
475 |
157 |
78 |
129 |
You can't. I'm copyrighted. |
1.4407 |
0.02530 |
717 |
477 |
164 |
76 |
130 |
This is not the time to think outside the shell. |
1.4397 |
0.02768 |
721 |
514 |
97 |
110 |
131 |
Call me a nut all you want, but you’re the elephant in the living room everyone’s talking about. |
1.4392 |
0.03555 |
362 |
241 |
83 |
38 |
132 |
But I was just starting to come out of my shell! |
1.4389 |
0.02617 |
679 |
455 |
150 |
74 |
133 |
I think it is time we addressed, um, well, you. |
1.4386 |
0.02575 |
700 |
469 |
155 |
76 |
134 |
No, no, the ad said, "Will Work For Mr. Peanuts." |
1.4382 |
0.02779 |
671 |
468 |
112 |
91 |
135 |
I have a mouse in my pocket, don’t make me use it |
1.4377 |
0.02771 |
658 |
455 |
118 |
85 |
136 |
You prefer almonds, right? |
1.4370 |
0.02547 |
698 |
465 |
161 |
72 |
137 |
108 years with the company and this is how they tell me? |
1.4365 |
0.02783 |
630 |
431 |
123 |
76 |
138 |
I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm over a hundred years past my expiration date. |
1.4363 |
0.02553 |
699 |
467 |
159 |
73 |
139 |
I’m warning you—don’t mess with me, I’m a nut. |
1.4363 |
0.02694 |
683 |
470 |
128 |
85 |
140 |
Oops, wrong meeting |
1.4362 |
0.02589 |
658 |
435 |
159 |
64 |
141 |
Pardon me, but I have an elephant allergy |
1.4361 |
0.02499 |
704 |
465 |
171 |
68 |
142 |
Remember, I'm your agent, not your meal ticket. |
1.4359 |
0.02684 |
647 |
436 |
140 |
71 |
143 |
Don't come any closer! I've got an elephant allergy! |
1.4350 |
0.02601 |
669 |
447 |
153 |
69 |
144 |
This certainly gives a new meaning to crunch time. |
1.4319 |
0.02668 |
646 |
436 |
141 |
69 |
145 |
Should’ve known better than to accept an invitation to Trunk Tower.” |
1.4317 |
0.02722 |
637 |
434 |
131 |
72 |
146 |
Frankly, I think the dating service matched us for the wrong reasons. |
1.4316 |
0.02737 |
621 |
421 |
132 |
68 |
147 |
Suddenly I'm feeling like a moderate Republican in Congress. |
1.4303 |
0.02814 |
595 |
406 |
122 |
67 |
148 |
We can't be seen together - I just got out of the can. |
1.4301 |
0.02683 |
658 |
450 |
133 |
75 |
149 |
First, we need to address the elephant in the room. |
1.4299 |
0.02536 |
670 |
444 |
164 |
62 |
150 |
''If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, ask yourself, ""Will I be able to stop at just one?'' |
1.4283 |
0.02766 |
600 |
407 |
129 |
64 |
151 |
A batch is coming, I promise! The pure stuff—no salt, no roasting. I just need a little time. |
1.4272 |
0.02844 |
611 |
426 |
109 |
76 |
152 |
I may be a nut, but I’m not a Republican. |
1.4269 |
0.02866 |
602 |
420 |
107 |
75 |
153 |
You do know, I was part of the Carter administration." |
1.4259 |
0.02723 |
594 |
399 |
137 |
58 |
154 |
Blind dates are the worst. |
1.4238 |
0.02804 |
564 |
381 |
127 |
56 |
155 |
You haven’t seen Mrs. Peanut anywhere, have you? |
1.4229 |
0.02713 |
584 |
391 |
139 |
54 |
156 |
They said the RNC was looking for nuts. |
1.4225 |
0.03004 |
568 |
404 |
88 |
76 |
157 |
I'm doomed, there IS an elephant in the room. |
1.4215 |
0.02716 |
605 |
411 |
133 |
61 |
158 |
Well Played, Moriarty. Well Played. |
1.4211 |
0.02606 |
634 |
426 |
149 |
59 |
159 |
Are we going to address it? |
1.4206 |
0.02771 |
573 |
388 |
129 |
56 |
160 |
How silly of me to think you might forget. |
1.4203 |
0.02789 |
571 |
388 |
126 |
57 |
161 |
I have to warn you, Planters knows where I am. |
1.4189 |
0.02883 |
530 |
360 |
118 |
52 |
162 |
Let’s face it—we’re both mascots for an organization of nuts. |
1.4182 |
0.02961 |
581 |
415 |
89 |
77 |
163 |
Oh, f#&k! |
1.4176 |
0.03207 |
510 |
371 |
66 |
73 |
164 |
This is awkward. |
1.4167 |
0.02762 |
528 |
350 |
136 |
42 |
165 |
I knew it was a mistake for me to live in a building whose elevator had a 6-ton weight limit. |
1.4161 |
0.02636 |
572 |
378 |
150 |
44 |
166 |
I think we both knew this day would eventually come |
1.4158 |
0.02723 |
570 |
384 |
135 |
51 |
167 |
Oh we’ll see who’s scared when Mickey walks in. |
1.4157 |
0.02878 |
534 |
365 |
116 |
53 |
168 |
Trust me. The hat and cane taste awful. |
1.4153 |
0.02650 |
549 |
360 |
150 |
39 |
169 |
Don't look at me that way. |
1.4151 |
0.02774 |
542 |
364 |
131 |
47 |
170 |
I’m warning you. I have a mouse under my hat, and I’m not afraid to use it. |
1.4142 |
0.03001 |
507 |
351 |
102 |
54 |
171 |
Well, I guess it's finally time to discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.4142 |
0.02739 |
565 |
382 |
132 |
51 |
172 |
Suddenly Mr. Peanut was struck by the realization that the phrase "'The elephant in the room' presented unique existential issues he had never confronted as a brand mascot. |
1.4139 |
0.03121 |
575 |
428 |
56 |
91 |
173 |
You knew I was salty when you met me. |
1.4134 |
0.02840 |
537 |
366 |
120 |
51 |
174 |
Don’t step on me unless you want Planters fasciitis. |
1.4134 |
0.02948 |
537 |
375 |
102 |
60 |
175 |
Tell Mrs. Peanut that I’ll sign the papers. |
1.4133 |
0.02940 |
542 |
379 |
102 |
61 |
176 |
So it’s settled - no discussing you and no roasting me. |
1.4128 |
0.03035 |
533 |
379 |
88 |
66 |
177 |
I'm not worth it, I'm only a shell of a man. |
1.4123 |
0.02862 |
553 |
383 |
112 |
58 |
178 |
Oops,wrong party! |
1.4112 |
0.02834 |
535 |
365 |
120 |
50 |
179 |
Unsalted is in the next room! |
1.4112 |
0.02747 |
535 |
358 |
134 |
43 |
180 |
I'm sorry, I was expecting the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.4104 |
0.02779 |
519 |
347 |
131 |
41 |
181 |
We really need to discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.4100 |
0.02754 |
522 |
348 |
134 |
40 |
182 |
May I ask if you're familiar with the health benefits of almonds? |
1.4093 |
0.03001 |
518 |
364 |
96 |
58 |
183 |
Is it too late to talk? |
1.4091 |
0.02800 |
506 |
338 |
129 |
39 |
184 |
Relax! I'm allergic. |
1.4090 |
0.02862 |
511 |
347 |
119 |
45 |
185 |
uh oh...I would be the one to finally meet the elephant in the room |
1.4089 |
0.02918 |
538 |
376 |
104 |
58 |
186 |
But I'm not a real peanut. I just play one on TV. |
1.4086 |
0.03002 |
509 |
356 |
98 |
55 |
187 |
Hey, why don't you eat someone your own size?! |
1.4082 |
0.02979 |
463 |
313 |
111 |
39 |
188 |
This was the moment Mr. Peanut realized that he was not only the only guest at the party but the refreshments too. |
1.4080 |
0.03054 |
500 |
352 |
92 |
56 |
189 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.4070 |
0.02874 |
511 |
349 |
116 |
46 |
190 |
Not one step closer - I have a mouse in my pocket! |
1.4068 |
0.03043 |
472 |
326 |
100 |
46 |
191 |
I'm here to avenge my father. And sister. And roughly seventeen cousins. |
1.4065 |
0.02939 |
492 |
337 |
110 |
45 |
192 |
Remember, this time wait for me in the lobby. Everyone gets uncomfortable when you are in the room. |
1.4059 |
0.02944 |
510 |
354 |
105 |
51 |
193 |
Swelling, wheezing, shortness of breath, difficulty swallowing, loss of consciousness. Should I go on? |
1.4052 |
0.02977 |
496 |
344 |
103 |
49 |
194 |
Wrong room. |
1.4049 |
0.02916 |
494 |
338 |
112 |
44 |
195 |
How about we discuss the peanut in the room for a change? |
1.4049 |
0.03146 |
494 |
355 |
78 |
61 |
196 |
Have you eaten? |
1.4048 |
0.02963 |
499 |
346 |
104 |
49 |
197 |
Don’t forget about your allergies.” |
1.4048 |
0.02915 |
504 |
347 |
110 |
47 |
198 |
Can we talk about the legume in the room? |
1.4043 |
0.02889 |
507 |
348 |
113 |
46 |
199 |
Your nutrition coach called. He wants you to switch to raw & unsalted. |
1.4036 |
0.02813 |
498 |
335 |
125 |
38 |
200 |
You never were the type to forget about lunch |
1.4029 |
0.02920 |
479 |
326 |
113 |
40 |
201 |
Is that a mouse behind you? |
1.4023 |
0.03118 |
440 |
304 |
95 |
41 |
202 |
Too bad about your allergy. |
1.4023 |
0.02828 |
532 |
367 |
116 |
49 |
203 |
One step more, Mr. Dumbo, and you’ll be meeting my friend Ana Phylaxis. |
1.4022 |
0.03043 |
465 |
322 |
99 |
44 |
204 |
Claudette, no, I can’t go back to the circus. Not after all I’ve accomplished. Do you know what it takes to get to where I am now? To be on top? But I guess it was those shambling crowds under those sweltering summer tents that taught me: it’s either you step on others or get crushed beneath the boots of the mob. |
1.4021 |
0.03400 |
475 |
357 |
45 |
73 |
205 |
I beg your pardon! You'd like to see me spread out on what? |
1.4021 |
0.02967 |
485 |
335 |
105 |
45 |
206 |
I was just sitting in the peanut gallery but came down as soon as I heard there was an elephant in the room. |
1.4017 |
0.03056 |
478 |
335 |
94 |
49 |
207 |
Maybe to you I'm just a snack, or maybe to me you're just a metaphorical idiom. |
1.4017 |
0.03018 |
483 |
337 |
98 |
48 |
208 |
I’m still voting for Biden. |
1.4016 |
0.03120 |
488 |
349 |
82 |
57 |
209 |
You might have to use the freight elevator if you want to rent the apartment. |
1.4016 |
0.02840 |
498 |
338 |
120 |
40 |
210 |
Can I suggest you try almonds instead? |
1.4012 |
0.02880 |
481 |
326 |
117 |
38 |
211 |
Allow me to explain the difference between a nut and a legume. |
1.4012 |
0.02904 |
486 |
332 |
113 |
41 |
212 |
Just so you know, I’m salted, not circus. |
1.4008 |
0.02777 |
484 |
322 |
130 |
32 |
213 |
From then on, he was known as Mr. Peanut Butter. |
1.4004 |
0.03146 |
447 |
313 |
89 |
45 |
214 |
It’s time to address the elephant in the room….. I’m not a nut. I’m a legume. |
1.4004 |
0.03092 |
467 |
328 |
91 |
48 |
215 |
Since our circus days are over, would you join me on 'Dancing with the Stars?' |
1.4000 |
0.03026 |
465 |
322 |
100 |
43 |
216 |
So, Moriarty, at last we eat...I mean meet...meet. |
1.3995 |
0.02989 |
423 |
283 |
111 |
29 |
217 |
For an inkblot, you're giving off quite a predatory vibe. |
1.3987 |
0.03150 |
449 |
316 |
87 |
46 |
218 |
First they came for the cashews, and I did nothing...... |
1.3982 |
0.03290 |
457 |
333 |
66 |
58 |
219 |
You come any closer you will need your epi pen |
1.3966 |
0.02891 |
474 |
323 |
114 |
37 |
220 |
They say you identify as a RINO. |
1.3956 |
0.03133 |
455 |
322 |
86 |
47 |
221 |
It was then that Mr. Peanut knew he had to face the elephant in the room. |
1.3956 |
0.03149 |
455 |
323 |
84 |
48 |
222 |
I knew I should have voted Democratic. |
1.3956 |
0.03014 |
450 |
310 |
102 |
38 |
223 |
But it’s certainly possible to ignore the peanut in the room. |
1.3943 |
0.03097 |
459 |
324 |
89 |
46 |
224 |
Mr. Peanut to you! |
1.3940 |
0.02982 |
467 |
324 |
102 |
41 |
225 |
Well, well, well. If it isn't Shanda from East Timor; we meet again. But this time it looks as though I have the advantage. I can merely walk out that door while you—wait a minute, how did you even get in here? |
1.3939 |
0.03288 |
462 |
340 |
62 |
60 |
226 |
It’s about time I addressed the elephant in the room. |
1.3939 |
0.03143 |
424 |
295 |
91 |
38 |
227 |
I don't suppose you have allergies... |
1.3936 |
0.02954 |
437 |
296 |
110 |
31 |
228 |
No. No. I’m Mr. Cashew! |
1.3935 |
0.02998 |
460 |
319 |
101 |
40 |
229 |
Aren't you supposed to be a metaphor? |
1.3934 |
0.03162 |
427 |
299 |
88 |
40 |
230 |
I’m telling ya, big boy, the real nuts are in your party. |
1.3933 |
0.03219 |
450 |
324 |
75 |
51 |
231 |
These escape rooms are getting eerily personal. |
1.3933 |
0.02932 |
478 |
331 |
106 |
41 |
232 |
It's a common mistake. I'm Mr. Legume! |
1.3931 |
0.03137 |
435 |
305 |
89 |
41 |
233 |
Remember, anaphylaxis can be lethal. |
1.3930 |
0.02975 |
458 |
316 |
104 |
38 |
234 |
But what about your allergies?! |
1.3925 |
0.02951 |
456 |
313 |
107 |
36 |
235 |
You Republicans are always looking for nuts! |
1.3925 |
0.03349 |
456 |
339 |
55 |
62 |
236 |
I feel a mixed metaphor coming on... |
1.3925 |
0.03191 |
428 |
302 |
84 |
42 |
237 |
I said I need a salting not assaulting!" |
1.3918 |
0.02880 |
490 |
339 |
110 |
41 |
238 |
Hope you have an epi pen |
1.3918 |
0.03239 |
416 |
294 |
81 |
41 |
239 |
Let's talk about the peanut in the room. |
1.3907 |
0.03022 |
471 |
332 |
94 |
45 |
240 |
That's right, I'm the peanut in the room that no one wants to talk about. |
1.3900 |
0.03063 |
459 |
324 |
91 |
44 |
241 |
You're in a dark place Babar. |
1.3885 |
0.03167 |
435 |
309 |
83 |
43 |
242 |
What a rare honour to MEET the elephant in the room! |
1.3883 |
0.03036 |
461 |
325 |
93 |
43 |
243 |
So Jumbo, we meet at last. |
1.3879 |
0.03082 |
428 |
298 |
94 |
36 |
244 |
No, my cane is not made of ivory! |
1.3873 |
0.03180 |
426 |
302 |
83 |
41 |
245 |
No. For once, let's address the peanut in the room! |
1.3866 |
0.03236 |
419 |
299 |
78 |
42 |
246 |
any chance you’ve got an allergy? |
1.3865 |
0.03282 |
414 |
297 |
74 |
43 |
247 |
You know, my people didn't have it easy at the circus either." |
1.3863 |
0.03253 |
422 |
303 |
75 |
44 |
248 |
So, you’re finally here to address the peanut in the room. |
1.3857 |
0.03268 |
407 |
290 |
77 |
40 |
249 |
Well dear boy, I'm afraid we find ourselves in a painfully cliched situation. |
1.3857 |
0.03140 |
420 |
295 |
88 |
37 |
250 |
That's Mr. Peanut to you!! |
1.3855 |
0.03219 |
428 |
307 |
77 |
44 |
251 |
You can eat one peanut now....
or wait 15 minutes and I can get you all the peanuts you want. |
1.3853 |
0.03088 |
423 |
295 |
93 |
35 |
252 |
This just came on the market. It has 12 foot ceilings, a over sized jacuzzi tub and a great view of the Bronx Zoo. |
1.3852 |
0.03397 |
392 |
283 |
67 |
42 |
253 |
Don't forget, you are allergic to peanuts. |
1.3850 |
0.03159 |
413 |
290 |
87 |
36 |
254 |
You’re right. You probably would remember if you had a peanut allergy. |
1.3844 |
0.03153 |
424 |
300 |
85 |
39 |
255 |
What if I vote Republican? |
1.3841 |
0.03189 |
427 |
305 |
80 |
42 |
256 |
So, we meet at last. They assured me you were only a metaphor. |
1.3834 |
0.03138 |
446 |
320 |
81 |
45 |
257 |
I thought you didn't show up to debates. |
1.3827 |
0.03295 |
405 |
291 |
73 |
41 |
258 |
Easy, big fella. It's only a costume. |
1.3823 |
0.03177 |
429 |
307 |
80 |
42 |
259 |
Ignore you? No way! |
1.3823 |
0.03219 |
395 |
278 |
83 |
34 |
260 |
I’ve been having this nightmare ever since that classic Mary Tyler Moore episode! |
1.3823 |
0.03578 |
395 |
297 |
45 |
53 |
261 |
I think it's time you addressed the peanut in the room. |
1.3821 |
0.03387 |
390 |
282 |
67 |
41 |
262 |
Let's just calm down - "Eat the Rich" is just figurative, okay? |
1.3820 |
0.03241 |
411 |
294 |
77 |
40 |
263 |
You're not at all like your Tinder photo. |
1.3818 |
0.03214 |
406 |
288 |
81 |
37 |
264 |
First, let’s address the peanut in the room. |
1.3812 |
0.03127 |
425 |
301 |
86 |
38 |
265 |
I should have known you wouldn't forget. |
1.3810 |
0.03172 |
420 |
299 |
82 |
39 |
266 |
Remember, you can't eat just one. |
1.3810 |
0.03234 |
399 |
283 |
80 |
36 |
267 |
Easy for you--no one ever addresses the peanut in the room |
1.3810 |
0.03368 |
399 |
290 |
66 |
43 |
268 |
Yes, I'm addressing the elephant in the room! |
1.3808 |
0.03318 |
407 |
295 |
69 |
43 |
269 |
Why yes. I'm Mr. Peanut. And you must be the Elephant in the Room? |
1.3800 |
0.03304 |
400 |
288 |
72 |
40 |
270 |
You’re safe. people don’t talk about the elephant in the room but they always talk about their peanut allergies immediately! |
1.3799 |
0.03206 |
379 |
264 |
86 |
29 |
271 |
You got a casting call too? |
1.3798 |
0.03181 |
387 |
270 |
87 |
30 |
272 |
When they told me you’d “work for peanuts” I didn’t realize the implications. |
1.3791 |
0.03346 |
393 |
284 |
69 |
40 |
273 |
I may look innocent, but under this top hat and behind this monocle is a tempting, crunchy morsel of pure allergen than can make you writhe in pain, up to, and including death. |
1.3783 |
0.03105 |
415 |
292 |
89 |
34 |
274 |
I have mouse friends. |
1.3782 |
0.03078 |
394 |
272 |
95 |
27 |
275 |
What if you’re allergic, Dumbo? |
1.3772 |
0.03133 |
395 |
276 |
89 |
30 |
276 |
I’should warn you I was produced in a facility that processes peanuts. |
1.3772 |
0.03194 |
395 |
279 |
83 |
33 |
277 |
I swear I didn't know she was your wife. |
1.3767 |
0.03517 |
361 |
263 |
60 |
38 |
278 |
So, you're the elephant in the room? I my good man am Peanut-Mr. Peanut. |
1.3766 |
0.03160 |
401 |
283 |
85 |
33 |
279 |
One step closer and I shall be forced to release...the Mouse! |
1.3763 |
0.03151 |
388 |
271 |
88 |
29 |
280 |
I,on the other hand,have a severe elephant allergy. |
1.3756 |
0.03053 |
386 |
280 |
73 |
33 |
281 |
I'm not worried, you're just a figure of speech. |
1.3754 |
0.03315 |
357 |
251 |
78 |
28 |
282 |
Funny, I know I should be terrified, but all I can think about is, how did you push the buttons on the elevator? |
1.3750 |
0.03285 |
376 |
267 |
77 |
32 |
283 |
Can I interest you in some pistachios? |
1.3739 |
0.03340 |
353 |
249 |
76 |
28 |
284 |
The circus will never find us here. |
1.3731 |
0.03111 |
402 |
283 |
88 |
31 |
285 |
Until now I thought the elephant in the room was that I'm not wearing pants. |
1.3728 |
0.03323 |
405 |
297 |
65 |
43 |
286 |
No, I'm um ... Mr. Legume. |
1.3727 |
0.03477 |
381 |
282 |
56 |
43 |
287 |
You're probably easier to ignore when you're not drooling. |
1.3725 |
0.03316 |
349 |
245 |
78 |
26 |
288 |
Why yes, my cane is made from ivory. Why do you ask? |
1.3725 |
0.03509 |
349 |
253 |
62 |
34 |
289 |
Well, this was inevitable... |
1.3724 |
0.03083 |
384 |
266 |
93 |
25 |
290 |
You'd be surprised. Peanut allergies can pop up overnight! |
1.3722 |
0.03321 |
352 |
248 |
77 |
27 |
291 |
You must be "Deep Trunk." |
1.3720 |
0.03251 |
414 |
302 |
70 |
42 |
292 |
Oops. When they said "elephant in the room," I assumed they meant Trump. |
1.3710 |
0.03537 |
345 |
251 |
60 |
34 |
293 |
You WANT to work for peanuts? |
1.3706 |
0.03270 |
367 |
260 |
78 |
29 |
294 |
Luckily for you, I’m allergic to elephants |
1.3702 |
0.03278 |
362 |
261 |
70 |
31 |
295 |
I wish I weren't dressed for dinner." |
1.3701 |
0.03172 |
408 |
293 |
79 |
36 |
296 |
My psychiatrist says you are not an elephant at all, but a representation of my mother’s towering expectations. |
1.3698 |
0.03388 |
338 |
239 |
73 |
26 |
297 |
No, I am not the Monopoly guy. We get that all the time though. |
1.3693 |
0.03026 |
398 |
277 |
95 |
26 |
298 |
I've never met a metaphor before. |
1.3690 |
0.03291 |
374 |
268 |
74 |
32 |
299 |
Are you nuts?! You can't hide the body in your trunk! |
1.3680 |
0.03180 |
413 |
299 |
76 |
38 |
300 |
You’re a peanut wearing a top hat and monocle. Yet, somehow I’m still the elephant in the room? |
1.3674 |
0.03501 |
362 |
267 |
57 |
38 |
301 |
One doesn’t address the elephant in the room in polite society, Sir. |
1.3673 |
0.03251 |
373 |
266 |
77 |
30 |
302 |
The peanut gallery declines to acknowledge the elephant in the room. |
1.3672 |
0.03513 |
354 |
260 |
58 |
36 |
303 |
It's MISTER peanut to you, buddy! |
1.3668 |
0.03359 |
349 |
249 |
72 |
28 |
304 |
I always knew it would end this way. |
1.3665 |
0.03240 |
352 |
247 |
81 |
24 |
305 |
No, let’s talk about the peanut in the room! |
1.3664 |
0.03426 |
363 |
265 |
63 |
35 |
306 |
Before we go nuts, let’s address the elephant in the room. |
1.3663 |
0.03133 |
404 |
289 |
82 |
33 |
307 |
For Mr. Peanut,the elephant in the room was the elephant in the room. |
1.3657 |
0.03372 |
361 |
261 |
68 |
32 |
308 |
Well, I'm glad we finally met but I'll just go ahead and say it - I think we both lied a bit on our dating profiles. |
1.3642 |
0.03599 |
313 |
226 |
60 |
27 |
309 |
So you’re the guy no one wants to talk about… |
1.3639 |
0.03534 |
338 |
247 |
59 |
32 |
310 |
You may walk on in peace, my friend, or you may choose the sting of my cane. |
1.3639 |
0.03356 |
349 |
250 |
71 |
28 |
311 |
But your party already has a nut. |
1.3634 |
0.03560 |
344 |
254 |
55 |
35 |
312 |
No, I’ll wait for the next elevator. |
1.3631 |
0.03191 |
347 |
242 |
84 |
21 |
313 |
You never forgot, did you? |
1.3629 |
0.03346 |
361 |
261 |
69 |
31 |
314 |
I meant “Dumbo” as a term of endearment! |
1.3628 |
0.03425 |
328 |
234 |
69 |
25 |
315 |
Be kind. I’m just a shell of a man. |
1.3620 |
0.03355 |
326 |
230 |
74 |
22 |
316 |
You look nothing like your dating app photograph. |
1.3598 |
0.03555 |
328 |
240 |
58 |
30 |
317 |
You’ve heard of the tail wagging the dog? Well let’s just say the nuts are running the GOP now… |
1.3596 |
0.03752 |
317 |
237 |
46 |
34 |
318 |
So nice of you to have me for lunch. |
1.3592 |
0.03282 |
348 |
248 |
75 |
25 |
319 |
Wait—nobody ever mentioned an elephant in the room. |
1.3584 |
0.03610 |
346 |
260 |
48 |
38 |
320 |
I remember when your party couldn’t do enough for the monocle and top hat crowd. |
1.3583 |
0.03555 |
321 |
234 |
59 |
28 |
321 |
Forgive me but, hasn't Gary Larson already covered this? |
1.3578 |
0.03533 |
313 |
226 |
62 |
25 |
322 |
Am I going to bring it up, or you? |
1.3578 |
0.03353 |
341 |
245 |
70 |
26 |
323 |
Yeah, I'm fucked. |
1.3578 |
0.03742 |
341 |
261 |
38 |
42 |
324 |
In an awkward encounter, Mr. Peanut has no choice but to acknowledge the elephant in the room. |
1.3577 |
0.03496 |
355 |
264 |
55 |
36 |
325 |
Would you believe I'm Mr. Monopoly? |
1.3575 |
0.03265 |
358 |
257 |
74 |
27 |
326 |
Be your Vice President? Um, sure, I guess so. |
1.3569 |
0.03495 |
325 |
236 |
62 |
27 |
327 |
‘Don’t you move a muscle, there’s a mouse under my hat’ |
1.3564 |
0.03522 |
303 |
217 |
64 |
22 |
328 |
Any chance you have a peanut allergy? |
1.3561 |
0.03382 |
351 |
256 |
65 |
30 |
329 |
But I identify as an avocado. |
1.3557 |
0.03747 |
298 |
220 |
50 |
28 |
330 |
I was hoping that you forgot. |
1.3557 |
0.03535 |
343 |
255 |
54 |
34 |
331 |
Come, come. We’ve both benefitted from our little arrangement. |
1.3554 |
0.03250 |
332 |
234 |
78 |
20 |
332 |
I thought you would be pink. |
1.3552 |
0.03662 |
290 |
210 |
57 |
23 |
333 |
You don’t look like your profile picture either. |
1.3548 |
0.03583 |
310 |
226 |
58 |
26 |
334 |
Let’s see. Top hat, check. Monocle, check. Elephant gun… |
1.3540 |
0.03490 |
339 |
250 |
58 |
31 |
335 |
Now just give me a minute and I can call all my friends, they’re already shelled and perfectly roasted… |
1.3538 |
0.03107 |
359 |
253 |
85 |
21 |
336 |
What will you do if I tell you I’m a Democrat? |
1.3537 |
0.03395 |
311 |
221 |
70 |
20 |
337 |
Why is no one talking about the peanut in the room? |
1.3537 |
0.03574 |
328 |
243 |
54 |
31 |
338 |
Hold on a minute big fella, let's talk options. So, you're craving a peanut treat? Well, I know all the big guys in the peanut industry. I can have millions of peanuts delivered to you within the hour if you just let me out of this door. |
1.3534 |
0.03747 |
348 |
270 |
33 |
45 |
339 |
Listen pal, they keep me off airplanes for a reason. |
1.3533 |
0.03350 |
317 |
225 |
72 |
20 |
340 |
No one but the Elephant had the courage to acknowledge the peanut in the room. |
1.3533 |
0.03552 |
334 |
248 |
54 |
32 |
341 |
Stay back! Metaphors don't eat mascots! |
1.3529 |
0.03673 |
306 |
226 |
52 |
28 |
342 |
Objects in your monocle may appear closer... |
1.3528 |
0.03454 |
326 |
237 |
63 |
26 |
343 |
You thought I would forget? |
1.3526 |
0.03445 |
329 |
242 |
59 |
28 |
344 |
That's MISTER Peanut. |
1.3523 |
0.03673 |
281 |
203 |
57 |
21 |
345 |
Surely we can rise above such stereotypes. |
1.3522 |
0.03532 |
301 |
217 |
62 |
22 |
346 |
I think I’m going to be assaulted peanut. |
1.3520 |
0.03574 |
321 |
237 |
55 |
29 |
347 |
I’m salted and you have high blood pressure. |
1.3519 |
0.03294 |
341 |
245 |
72 |
24 |
348 |
It's not that hard to ignore the peanut in the room. |
1.3518 |
0.03514 |
307 |
222 |
62 |
23 |
349 |
I suspect our core issues trace back to days in the circus. |
1.3517 |
0.03401 |
344 |
252 |
63 |
29 |
350 |
This happens every time you get drunk.
I’ll put on a pot of coffee. |
1.3515 |
0.03732 |
330 |
252 |
40 |
38 |
351 |
This is not the expiration date I imagined. |
1.3514 |
0.03407 |
313 |
224 |
68 |
21 |
352 |
And that’s where it began, at the top of a golden tower in New York. The origin of fake news, as it was concocted between a nut and the elephant in the room.
#elephantsdontactuallylikepeanuts #trumptower |
1.3512 |
0.03824 |
336 |
262 |
30 |
44 |
353 |
Stop shelling me with your eyes. |
1.3509 |
0.03253 |
322 |
227 |
77 |
18 |
354 |
No, the other elephant in the room. |
1.3506 |
0.03594 |
308 |
226 |
56 |
26 |
355 |
Don't even think about it. I'm a registered trademark. |
1.3506 |
0.03241 |
328 |
232 |
77 |
19 |
356 |
I refuse to be eaten by a metaphor. |
1.3505 |
0.03683 |
311 |
232 |
49 |
30 |
357 |
No, I am not with the New Yorker. Why do you ask? |
1.3503 |
0.03445 |
334 |
245 |
61 |
28 |
358 |
Are you the one nobody talks about? |
1.3502 |
0.03520 |
317 |
232 |
59 |
26 |
359 |
Mr. Peanut? Oh no, Dumbo, I'm just the Monopoly guy with a skin condition! |
1.3500 |
0.03474 |
300 |
215 |
65 |
20 |
360 |
You don't want to eat me- I'm almost 108 years old! |
1.3497 |
0.03359 |
346 |
253 |
65 |
28 |
361 |
Do you have your EpiPen? |
1.3494 |
0.03411 |
312 |
224 |
67 |
21 |
362 |
Yes, I've done quite well for myself since our days at Barnum & Bailey. |
1.3488 |
0.03496 |
301 |
217 |
63 |
21 |
363 |
Let's talk about what YOU'RE doing in the room! |
1.3488 |
0.03559 |
301 |
219 |
59 |
23 |
364 |
Well then, let's talk about what peanut allergies can do. |
1.3485 |
0.03525 |
330 |
245 |
55 |
30 |
365 |
Never mind my complaint about the noise from this apartment. |
1.3480 |
0.03416 |
319 |
231 |
65 |
23 |
366 |
Mr. Peanut addresses the elephant in the room . . . |
1.3478 |
0.03365 |
322 |
232 |
68 |
22 |
367 |
I'm anthropomorphic, you're an idiom, and it's only a myth. |
1.3478 |
0.03574 |
299 |
218 |
58 |
23 |
368 |
Me calling you Dumbo at the party last night; that you remember? |
1.3478 |
0.03478 |
322 |
236 |
60 |
26 |
369 |
OMG...There really IS an elephant in the room! |
1.3477 |
0.03789 |
302 |
228 |
43 |
31 |
370 |
What..... you think I'm nuts? |
1.3474 |
0.03629 |
285 |
207 |
57 |
21 |
371 |
Unsalted, if you must know. |
1.3471 |
0.03271 |
314 |
222 |
75 |
17 |
372 |
I have three wishes:
1) That you're allergic to me.
2) That you know that.
3) That you forgot your epi-pen. |
1.3471 |
0.03569 |
314 |
232 |
55 |
27 |
373 |
Mr. Peanut? Umm…no, must be mistaken identity. See the monocle? I’m Mr. Monopoly! |
1.3467 |
0.03240 |
323 |
229 |
76 |
18 |
374 |
Let's just say you're not in the room. |
1.3465 |
0.03504 |
329 |
244 |
56 |
29 |
375 |
Damn, I thought you were only a figure of speech. |
1.3462 |
0.03584 |
312 |
231 |
54 |
27 |
376 |
Skippy sent me. I can bring you in chunky or I can bring you in smooth. Either way, it’ll be done in a jif. |
1.3460 |
0.03559 |
315 |
233 |
55 |
27 |
377 |
Are you the unmentionable elephant in the room? |
1.3457 |
0.03319 |
324 |
233 |
70 |
21 |
378 |
So, is this your first blind date? |
1.3456 |
0.03579 |
298 |
218 |
57 |
23 |
379 |
I'm here for the nut job. |
1.3455 |
0.03415 |
330 |
242 |
62 |
26 |
380 |
Is there an elephant in this room or am I nuts? |
1.3453 |
0.03768 |
307 |
233 |
42 |
32 |
381 |
I need a week to come up with the cashew. |
1.3451 |
0.03566 |
284 |
205 |
60 |
19 |
382 |
Top of the Empire State Building, Valentine's Day. I knew you wouldn't forget. |
1.3451 |
0.03669 |
284 |
208 |
54 |
22 |
383 |
No I don’t have an EpiPen. Why do you ask? |
1.3448 |
0.03553 |
319 |
237 |
54 |
28 |
384 |
I really hope you are a Republican and not an elephant. |
1.3446 |
0.03563 |
296 |
216 |
58 |
22 |
385 |
No, I don't remember where we parked. You're the one who never forgets. |
1.3446 |
0.03689 |
296 |
220 |
50 |
26 |
386 |
Because of you my friends are just shells of their former selves. |
1.3443 |
0.03550 |
305 |
224 |
57 |
24 |
387 |
…sometimes you don’t. |
1.3435 |
0.03883 |
262 |
194 |
46 |
22 |
388 |
I have a better idea—I’LL run away and join the circus. |
1.3433 |
0.03528 |
300 |
219 |
59 |
22 |
389 |
It was a metaphor, not an invitation. |
1.3424 |
0.03848 |
295 |
225 |
39 |
31 |
390 |
Forget you saw me. |
1.3423 |
0.03478 |
298 |
216 |
62 |
20 |
391 |
Would it help to tell you I vote Republican? |
1.3422 |
0.03642 |
301 |
224 |
51 |
26 |
392 |
Any chance you're allergic? |
1.3421 |
0.03494 |
304 |
222 |
60 |
22 |
393 |
Hello. My name is Mr. Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.3418 |
0.04119 |
275 |
214 |
28 |
33 |
394 |
I might be nuts, but we both know we should talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.3418 |
0.03516 |
316 |
234 |
56 |
26 |
395 |
He could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.3417 |
0.03378 |
319 |
232 |
65 |
22 |
396 |
Senator, I think you've confused me with the Monopoly guy. |
1.3417 |
0.03378 |
319 |
232 |
65 |
22 |
397 |
No way. I was told there would be an 800 pound gorilla in the room. |
1.3416 |
0.03479 |
281 |
201 |
64 |
16 |
398 |
Peanut allergies. Crazy, right? |
1.3415 |
0.03429 |
287 |
205 |
66 |
16 |
399 |
Are we going to talk about the peanut in the room or not? |
1.3413 |
0.03484 |
293 |
212 |
62 |
19 |
400 |
Do you know what room the Democrats are meeting in? |
1.3410 |
0.03453 |
305 |
222 |
62 |
21 |
401 |
All right! I’ll endorse Trump. |
1.3407 |
0.03478 |
317 |
234 |
58 |
25 |
402 |
So…..is this your first super bowl commercial? |
1.3406 |
0.03398 |
320 |
234 |
63 |
23 |
403 |
I admire you. Noone ever discusses the peanut in the room. |
1.3403 |
0.03592 |
288 |
211 |
56 |
21 |
404 |
I used to be “Mr.” but my new pronouns are “don’t/eat/me.” |
1.3400 |
0.03708 |
300 |
226 |
46 |
28 |
405 |
Always nice to meet a fan. |
1.3398 |
0.03618 |
256 |
183 |
59 |
14 |
406 |
You will address me as MISTER Peanut. |
1.3397 |
0.03434 |
315 |
231 |
61 |
23 |
407 |
You do realize I'm not a real peanut. |
1.3396 |
0.03526 |
318 |
237 |
54 |
27 |
408 |
The Trump Circus is down the street. |
1.3394 |
0.03894 |
274 |
207 |
41 |
26 |
409 |
You’re never going to forget about it, are you? |
1.3392 |
0.03608 |
286 |
210 |
55 |
21 |
410 |
And so, GOP, this is one nut that won't jump in the sack with Trump. |
1.3391 |
0.03582 |
289 |
212 |
56 |
21 |
411 |
Well, well, well. So you quit the circus and are willing to work for peanuts? This is your lucky day, my friend. |
1.3391 |
0.03479 |
289 |
209 |
62 |
18 |
412 |
Now I see why this should have been an email. |
1.3383 |
0.03653 |
269 |
196 |
55 |
18 |
413 |
That's Mister Peanut, to you, Dumbo! |
1.3382 |
0.03778 |
275 |
205 |
47 |
23 |
414 |
You!?
So taking my right eye and crippling me wasn't enough? |
1.3381 |
0.03749 |
278 |
207 |
48 |
23 |
415 |
I say, I don't suppose it would be possible to ignore the peanut in the room by any chance. |
1.3379 |
0.03637 |
290 |
215 |
52 |
23 |
416 |
Is this the Mr. Peanut audition? |
1.3379 |
0.03578 |
293 |
216 |
55 |
22 |
417 |
Why do you need me? Your party is already full of nuts. |
1.3370 |
0.03796 |
273 |
204 |
46 |
23 |
418 |
Don't eat me! I identify as a cashew. |
1.3368 |
0.03845 |
285 |
217 |
40 |
28 |
419 |
Geez! Does every room in Trump Towers have an elephant in it? |
1.3368 |
0.03845 |
285 |
217 |
40 |
28 |
420 |
Sir, please consider how many do not know they have a peanut allergy til it’s too late |
1.3368 |
0.03365 |
285 |
203 |
68 |
14 |
421 |
Why is it always the elephant in the room that causes the most problems? |
1.3367 |
0.03600 |
294 |
218 |
53 |
23 |
422 |
Trust me, you eat a 108 year old peanut, you're going to wish you could forget it. |
1.3366 |
0.03536 |
309 |
230 |
54 |
25 |
423 |
I'M A DEMOCRAT TOO! |
1.3359 |
0.03936 |
256 |
192 |
42 |
22 |
424 |
Am I to address you figuratively or literally? |
1.3358 |
0.03876 |
265 |
199 |
43 |
23 |
425 |
I have one last question —
how did you get to the 30th floor? |
1.3358 |
0.03889 |
274 |
208 |
40 |
26 |
426 |
Forget the cane and top hat, a talking peanut with a monocle is the real elephant in the room. |
1.3356 |
0.03459 |
295 |
215 |
61 |
19 |
427 |
This is not what I meant when I suggested a hostile takeover at Planters. |
1.3356 |
0.03369 |
298 |
215 |
66 |
17 |
428 |
Yes, I'm the-peanut-in-the-room. Who in the hell are you? |
1.3356 |
0.03689 |
298 |
225 |
46 |
27 |
429 |
Would you believe that Peanut is just a family name? |
1.3355 |
0.03366 |
307 |
223 |
65 |
19 |
430 |
You don't really want me. You just think you want me. It's called advertising. |
1.3346 |
0.03734 |
260 |
191 |
51 |
18 |
431 |
You don't want me! I'm old and myopic.
I have arthritis and only one nut. |
1.3346 |
0.03965 |
260 |
197 |
39 |
24 |
432 |
Frankly, I’m a bit taken aback. The photo on your dating profile made you look a lot younger and less wrinkly. |
1.3346 |
0.03647 |
269 |
197 |
54 |
18 |
433 |
What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? |
1.3346 |
0.03838 |
272 |
205 |
43 |
24 |
434 |
"Can I interest you in a cashew?" |
1.3345 |
0.03753 |
284 |
214 |
45 |
25 |
435 |
So, not just a metaphor... |
1.3345 |
0.03558 |
287 |
211 |
56 |
20 |
436 |
You lay one tusk on me and my lawyers will have you back in the zoo before you can say 'Dumbo.' |
1.3344 |
0.03709 |
299 |
227 |
44 |
28 |
437 |
Look, I'm sorry no one wants to talk about you. |
1.3333 |
0.03870 |
282 |
216 |
38 |
28 |
438 |
But are you willing to work for peanuts? |
1.3333 |
0.03754 |
273 |
204 |
47 |
22 |
439 |
Oh great,the elephant in the room for me has to be an actual elephant in the room |
1.3333 |
0.03830 |
276 |
209 |
42 |
25 |
440 |
I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.3333 |
0.03698 |
300 |
228 |
44 |
28 |
441 |
Don't you see the top hat, monocle, and cane? I'm obviously a Republican too, you fool! |
1.3333 |
0.03955 |
243 |
181 |
43 |
19 |
442 |
with these many nuts, perhaps its time to change mascots |
1.3321 |
0.03714 |
277 |
207 |
48 |
22 |
443 |
It'd be gauche to stash a body in your trunk. |
1.3321 |
0.03949 |
271 |
208 |
36 |
27 |
444 |
I'm allergic to elephants. |
1.3321 |
0.03614 |
268 |
196 |
55 |
17 |
445 |
So, Babar, we meet again! |
1.3321 |
0.03602 |
265 |
193 |
56 |
16 |
446 |
Actually, I identify as a mouse. |
1.3320 |
0.03770 |
256 |
189 |
49 |
18 |
447 |
Have you ever tried almonds? |
1.3310 |
0.03423 |
290 |
211 |
62 |
17 |
448 |
Yes, I am the peanut in the room. But everyone knows me as Mr. Peanut. It's called branding. |
1.3309 |
0.03702 |
278 |
208 |
48 |
22 |
449 |
Mr. Peanut knew, beyond the shadow of a doubt, he couldn't deny the elephant in the room... |
1.3308 |
0.03930 |
266 |
203 |
38 |
25 |
450 |
The safe word is ‘circus.’ |
1.3308 |
0.03727 |
260 |
192 |
50 |
18 |
451 |
Mickey immediately regretted his Halloween costume |
1.3308 |
0.03687 |
260 |
191 |
52 |
17 |
452 |
Gertrude, I'm here to treat your Planters fasciitis. |
1.3307 |
0.03916 |
257 |
194 |
41 |
22 |
453 |
Last time I agree to a blind date... |
1.3306 |
0.03962 |
242 |
181 |
42 |
19 |
454 |
I'll warn you- I won't go down smooth. |
1.3297 |
0.03500 |
276 |
201 |
59 |
16 |
455 |
You must be mistaken, I'm actually a legume. |
1.3296 |
0.03808 |
267 |
201 |
44 |
22 |
456 |
It's Mr. Peanut to you, Dumbo! |
1.3286 |
0.04129 |
213 |
158 |
40 |
15 |
457 |
What do you mean you don't remember me? |
1.3285 |
0.03600 |
277 |
205 |
53 |
19 |
458 |
Well this is awkward--isn't it |
1.3283 |
0.03827 |
265 |
200 |
43 |
22 |
459 |
You ate my father...prepare to die. |
1.3282 |
0.03703 |
262 |
199 |
42 |
21 |
460 |
Some times you feel like a nut. Some times you don't |
1.3281 |
0.03722 |
256 |
189 |
50 |
17 |
461 |
I have always been under the impression that you would work for peanuts. |
1.3279 |
0.03900 |
247 |
185 |
43 |
19 |
462 |
Of all the rooms... |
1.3271 |
0.03739 |
266 |
199 |
47 |
20 |
463 |
I'll ignore you if you ignore me! |
1.3269 |
0.03430 |
260 |
186 |
63 |
11 |
464 |
No No! I'm not a peanut! I dress this way to help sell them. |
1.3269 |
0.03640 |
260 |
191 |
53 |
16 |
465 |
you wouldn't happen to have a peanut allergy, would you? |
1.3268 |
0.03698 |
254 |
187 |
51 |
16 |
466 |
Are you aware of the health benefits of pistachios? |
1.3268 |
0.03942 |
254 |
193 |
39 |
22 |
467 |
I say, do you really think we need a caption? |
1.3266 |
0.03887 |
248 |
186 |
43 |
19 |
468 |
I trust you will honor that this is a peanut safe environment. |
1.3265 |
0.03675 |
291 |
221 |
45 |
25 |
469 |
You want a Reese’s piece of me? |
1.3261 |
0.04020 |
276 |
217 |
28 |
31 |
470 |
You should know I have a license to carry concealed mice. |
1.3256 |
0.03615 |
258 |
189 |
54 |
15 |
471 |
Remember, you don’t have your Epipen with you. |
1.3253 |
0.03523 |
249 |
179 |
59 |
11 |
472 |
How the hell did you fit in the elevator |
1.3250 |
0.03674 |
280 |
211 |
47 |
22 |
473 |
It’s ‘Mister’ now. |
1.3248 |
0.04002 |
234 |
176 |
40 |
18 |
474 |
You wouldn't happen to have any allergies, would you? |
1.3245 |
0.03544 |
302 |
228 |
50 |
24 |
475 |
I don’t see a resemblance between my ivory cane and your late brother. |
1.3242 |
0.03756 |
256 |
191 |
47 |
18 |
476 |
Is the elephant in the room with us right now? |
1.3241 |
0.03439 |
253 |
181 |
62 |
10 |
477 |
Yeah?
Well, I'm the peanut in the room! |
1.3239 |
0.03531 |
284 |
211 |
54 |
19 |
478 |
What elephant? |
1.3239 |
0.03764 |
247 |
183 |
48 |
16 |
479 |
I’m allergic to Republicans. |
1.3238 |
0.03796 |
244 |
181 |
47 |
16 |
480 |
We missed the filing deadlines for Iowa and New Hampshire, but we are polling well as a split ticket in south Georgia. |
1.3235 |
0.03637 |
272 |
203 |
50 |
19 |
481 |
Remember your allergy. What you are considering, could kill both of us. |
1.3234 |
0.03627 |
269 |
200 |
51 |
18 |
482 |
I, too, never forget. |
1.3234 |
0.03604 |
235 |
169 |
56 |
10 |
483 |
Nobody puts Mr. Peanut in the corner! |
1.3233 |
0.03656 |
266 |
198 |
50 |
18 |
484 |
I guess there’s no use trying to ignore you. |
1.3232 |
0.03762 |
263 |
198 |
45 |
20 |
485 |
What do you mean I’m being served? |
1.3232 |
0.03839 |
263 |
200 |
41 |
22 |
486 |
My therapist advises me not to discuss you |
1.3231 |
0.03713 |
260 |
194 |
48 |
18 |
487 |
Let’s address the peanut in the room for a change. |
1.3230 |
0.03863 |
257 |
195 |
41 |
21 |
488 |
I should’ve picked door #1. |
1.3230 |
0.03784 |
257 |
193 |
45 |
19 |
489 |
My name is Mr. Peanut Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. |
1.3229 |
0.03697 |
288 |
220 |
43 |
25 |
490 |
You do too remember me |
1.3227 |
0.03362 |
313 |
233 |
59 |
21 |
491 |
But what if I'm one of those weird-tasting ones? |
1.3226 |
0.03751 |
248 |
184 |
48 |
16 |
492 |
Uh-oh. |
1.3223 |
0.03663 |
273 |
205 |
48 |
20 |
493 |
First of all, how did you get through this door? |
1.3222 |
0.03728 |
270 |
204 |
45 |
21 |
494 |
Mrs. Peanut can never find out about this. |
1.3218 |
0.03721 |
261 |
203 |
35 |
23 |
495 |
That eating peanuts thing is a myth, correct? |
1.3214 |
0.04122 |
224 |
170 |
36 |
18 |
496 |
Behind you is a mouse. |
1.3213 |
0.03606 |
249 |
182 |
54 |
13 |
497 |
Ok, but maybe you have a monocle allergy? |
1.3210 |
0.03710 |
243 |
179 |
50 |
14 |
498 |
I'll forgive if you'll forget. |
1.3210 |
0.03976 |
243 |
185 |
38 |
20 |
499 |
*gulp* “My wife can never know about this” |
1.3208 |
0.03738 |
265 |
200 |
45 |
20 |
500 |
Step back ! I know I look like Mr Peanut but I am actually Mr. Handgrenade. |
1.3207 |
0.04304 |
237 |
187 |
24 |
26 |
501 |
Sorry. Wrong room. |
1.3205 |
0.03708 |
234 |
171 |
51 |
12 |
502 |
My name is Peanuto Leguma. You ate my father. Prepare to die! |
1.3205 |
0.03876 |
259 |
198 |
39 |
22 |
503 |
Well, I'd rather be a 'Capitalist Shill' than the thing in the room no one ever wants to talk about. |
1.3203 |
0.03451 |
256 |
190 |
52 |
14 |
504 |
I beg you, please make my demise smooth, not crunchy. |
1.3195 |
0.03726 |
266 |
201 |
45 |
20 |
505 |
No, I’m not getting salty with you. |
1.3191 |
0.03817 |
257 |
195 |
42 |
20 |
506 |
I had never imagined that a metaphor would be the death of me. |
1.3189 |
0.03683 |
254 |
189 |
49 |
16 |
507 |
I see you dressed for dinner. |
1.3189 |
0.03767 |
254 |
191 |
45 |
18 |
508 |
Of course I remember you. |
1.3189 |
0.03554 |
254 |
186 |
55 |
13 |
509 |
I know why Planters sent you. Can we talk about this? |
1.3187 |
0.03693 |
273 |
207 |
45 |
21 |
510 |
You know, I'm pretty hard to ignore in a room, too. |
1.3184 |
0.03979 |
223 |
167 |
41 |
15 |
511 |
Remember, I control the supply chain. |
1.3184 |
0.03877 |
223 |
165 |
45 |
13 |
512 |
I’ll just quickly step into the other room so you get a feel for the space! |
1.3184 |
0.03355 |
267 |
193 |
63 |
11 |
513 |
What are you staring at? Is it my outfit ? Is the top hat too much? It's the monocle isn't it? |
1.3182 |
0.03704 |
264 |
199 |
46 |
19 |
514 |
That’s MR. Peanut, sir |
1.3182 |
0.03626 |
264 |
197 |
50 |
17 |
515 |
When one is called “Mister”, he is not food, by definition. |
1.3178 |
0.03724 |
258 |
194 |
46 |
18 |
516 |
Don’t eat me. I vote Republican. |
1.3178 |
0.03826 |
236 |
176 |
45 |
15 |
517 |
Oh really, … then I guess that makes me The Peanut in the room! |
1.3173 |
0.03816 |
249 |
188 |
43 |
18 |
518 |
I know it's less square footage than you wanted, but there is a great vegetarian restaurant downstairs. |
1.3167 |
0.03779 |
240 |
179 |
46 |
15 |
519 |
Don't believe this costume. I'm actually a pistachio. |
1.3164 |
0.03822 |
256 |
195 |
41 |
20 |
520 |
Forget it. |
1.3162 |
0.03558 |
253 |
186 |
54 |
13 |
521 |
Well, it's in the room. Now, do we have to address it? |
1.3160 |
0.03690 |
269 |
204 |
45 |
20 |
522 |
You’re just a metaphor, you’re just a metaphor, you’re just a metaphor…🤞😮 |
1.3158 |
0.03602 |
266 |
199 |
50 |
17 |
523 |
Need I remind you of your nut allergy? |
1.3156 |
0.03526 |
244 |
180 |
52 |
12 |
524 |
You probably think I haven't noticed you. |
1.3154 |
0.03559 |
279 |
210 |
50 |
19 |
525 |
Let's not forget that I am the peanut in the room. |
1.3152 |
0.03586 |
276 |
208 |
49 |
19 |
526 |
I can relate. I’ve been the symbol for a nut for decades! |
1.3149 |
0.04016 |
235 |
180 |
36 |
19 |
527 |
You don’t look like your dating profile photo either, but we’re here now, let’s give this a chance. |
1.3145 |
0.03906 |
248 |
190 |
38 |
20 |
528 |
Isn’t it ironic? You like peanuts, I like peanuts. You’re instantly recognizable, I’m instantly recognizable. You’re in the room, I’m in the room. |
1.3144 |
0.03849 |
229 |
171 |
44 |
14 |
529 |
Peanut. Mr. Peanut. |
1.3143 |
0.03537 |
245 |
179 |
55 |
11 |
530 |
That’s MISTER Peanut to you, Fat Boy. |
1.3140 |
0.03887 |
242 |
184 |
40 |
18 |
531 |
People will know. My family will come looking for me |
1.3140 |
0.03730 |
242 |
183 |
43 |
16 |
532 |
I see you haven't forgotten. |
1.3133 |
0.03898 |
233 |
176 |
41 |
16 |
533 |
Here’s the deal…you leave me and my guys alone, and I won’t send Mickey to pay you a visit |
1.3133 |
0.03808 |
249 |
189 |
42 |
18 |
534 |
So, you ARE in the room. |
1.3130 |
0.03664 |
246 |
183 |
49 |
14 |
535 |
I'm just dreaming! I'm just dreaming! I am going to wake up now! |
1.3130 |
0.03709 |
246 |
184 |
47 |
15 |
536 |
I look like a peanut, but I identify as a mouse. |
1.3130 |
0.03792 |
262 |
201 |
40 |
21 |
537 |
Have you ever tried a pecan? |
1.3125 |
0.03630 |
240 |
177 |
51 |
12 |
538 |
Of all my employees, I never thought you would be the one to complain about working for peanuts. |
1.3123 |
0.03720 |
269 |
206 |
42 |
21 |
539 |
After all these years you're leaving me for almonds?! |
1.3122 |
0.03725 |
221 |
162 |
49 |
10 |
540 |
You want my vote, don't you? |
1.3120 |
0.03589 |
234 |
171 |
53 |
10 |
541 |
Hello, 911? There's an elephant in my room. |
1.3120 |
0.03764 |
234 |
177 |
42 |
15 |
542 |
I'm just a shell of what I used to be. |
1.3119 |
0.03976 |
218 |
164 |
40 |
14 |
543 |
You should read my book “Seven Myths about Elephants”, especially the chapter on peanuts. |
1.3118 |
0.03542 |
263 |
196 |
52 |
15 |
544 |
Jeez… You could have at least mentioned you had a peanut allergy on your Match profile. |
1.3117 |
0.03784 |
247 |
187 |
43 |
17 |
545 |
One of us is in the wrong room. |
1.3117 |
0.03670 |
231 |
170 |
50 |
11 |
546 |
You're just euphemism. You're just a euphemism. You're just a euphemism. |
1.3112 |
0.03664 |
241 |
179 |
49 |
13 |
547 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... |
1.3112 |
0.03893 |
241 |
184 |
39 |
18 |
548 |
Might as well face it. it. There’s a peanut in the room. |
1.3109 |
0.03742 |
238 |
178 |
46 |
14 |
549 |
From the Okavango Delta in Botswana to my upper east side walk-up 30 years later. You guys really never forget. |
1.3109 |
0.03882 |
238 |
181 |
40 |
17 |
550 |
Not a peanut! Not a peanut! Just an oddly shaped man with a monocle, top hat and cane. |
1.3109 |
0.03646 |
238 |
181 |
42 |
15 |
551 |
Since you have me cornered, I will, reluctantly, accept the nomination. |
1.3106 |
0.03774 |
235 |
176 |
45 |
14 |
552 |
Shhh, no one has to know. |
1.3103 |
0.03473 |
261 |
193 |
55 |
13 |
553 |
If you’re looking for Mr. Peanut, that’s my father. |
1.3102 |
0.03802 |
245 |
186 |
42 |
17 |
554 |
Think carefully about your next move - you'll get a lot more peanuts in the Zoo than you will in prison. |
1.3099 |
0.04090 |
213 |
162 |
36 |
15 |
555 |
Mr. Peanut? Oh, no. I'm the Monopoly guy. A lot of people get us confused. |
1.3099 |
0.03925 |
213 |
159 |
42 |
12 |
556 |
I charge $500 an hour; if you want me to remove my shell that’ll cost you more. |
1.3099 |
0.04036 |
213 |
161 |
38 |
14 |
557 |
Hello darkness, my old friend... |
1.3096 |
0.03913 |
239 |
183 |
38 |
18 |
558 |
No, I am the elephant in the room. |
1.3096 |
0.03958 |
239 |
184 |
36 |
19 |
559 |
I have to say, this year you Republicans really are the elephant in the room. |
1.3094 |
0.04083 |
265 |
213 |
22 |
30 |
560 |
So that’s where Mrs. Peanut went. |
1.3090 |
0.03936 |
233 |
178 |
38 |
17 |
561 |
Of course,I remember you. You ate my entire family. |
1.3086 |
0.03731 |
243 |
183 |
45 |
15 |
562 |
You know you love me. |
1.3086 |
0.03684 |
256 |
194 |
45 |
17 |
563 |
Facing our own mortality is always the elephant in the room. |
1.3083 |
0.03523 |
240 |
176 |
54 |
10 |
564 |
But you said you'd work for peanuts. |
1.3083 |
0.03714 |
253 |
192 |
44 |
17 |
565 |
We need to negotiate a different form of payment. |
1.3080 |
0.03701 |
250 |
189 |
45 |
16 |
566 |
Holy Elephant! My nuts are shaking! |
1.3080 |
0.03701 |
250 |
189 |
45 |
16 |
567 |
I'M REPUBLICAN,TOO! |
1.3077 |
0.03922 |
234 |
179 |
38 |
17 |
568 |
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me! |
1.3077 |
0.04210 |
208 |
160 |
32 |
16 |
569 |
I just made extra chunky in my pants. |
1.3074 |
0.04023 |
244 |
191 |
31 |
22 |
570 |
Why must the victim always be a salted? |
1.3074 |
0.03763 |
244 |
185 |
43 |
16 |
571 |
Look big fella, I'm just wearing a costume, okay? |
1.3074 |
0.03626 |
244 |
182 |
49 |
13 |
572 |
IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT MR. PEANUT KNEW HE WAS IN DANGER |
1.3073 |
0.04174 |
218 |
169 |
31 |
18 |
573 |
At least I am anthropomorphic. You are merely a metaphor. |
1.3071 |
0.03730 |
267 |
206 |
40 |
21 |
574 |
You're right. We should have talked about you sooner. |
1.3070 |
0.03944 |
228 |
174 |
38 |
16 |
575 |
My worst nightmare. The elephant in the room. |
1.3070 |
0.04057 |
215 |
164 |
36 |
15 |
576 |
This role-playing has gotten way out of hand, honey. |
1.3069 |
0.04061 |
202 |
152 |
38 |
12 |
577 |
Oh nuts |
1.3068 |
0.03858 |
251 |
194 |
37 |
20 |
578 |
But, I'm obviously a nut! I can't believe you guys keep electing me. |
1.3067 |
0.03963 |
238 |
184 |
35 |
19 |
579 |
You know they're fattening. |
1.3067 |
0.03879 |
225 |
170 |
41 |
14 |
580 |
Just when I'd gotten used to the dream where I'm not wearing any pants... |
1.3067 |
0.04175 |
225 |
176 |
29 |
20 |
581 |
So, we meet at last, Mr Former President... |
1.3067 |
0.03980 |
225 |
172 |
37 |
16 |
582 |
Did you say "I am a fancy peanut" or "I fancy a peanut"? |
1.3066 |
0.04042 |
212 |
161 |
37 |
14 |
583 |
My apologies - wrong room! |
1.3065 |
0.03675 |
248 |
187 |
46 |
15 |
584 |
I suppose this means I'm the peanut in the room. |
1.3062 |
0.03701 |
258 |
197 |
43 |
18 |
585 |
So, we meet again. And it’s Dr. Peanut now. |
1.3060 |
0.03797 |
232 |
175 |
43 |
14 |
586 |
So it's come to this...crunch time! |
1.3060 |
0.03595 |
232 |
171 |
51 |
10 |
587 |
Quick, Google what else do elephants eat? |
1.3060 |
0.03485 |
268 |
201 |
52 |
15 |
588 |
Well, that's show business. |
1.3059 |
0.03732 |
219 |
162 |
47 |
10 |
589 |
Perhaps you might prefer a cashew. |
1.3057 |
0.03625 |
229 |
169 |
50 |
10 |
590 |
Trust me — you want no business with this cane. |
1.3056 |
0.03933 |
216 |
163 |
40 |
13 |
591 |
At this point, I’m up for a discussion… |
1.3056 |
0.03822 |
216 |
161 |
44 |
11 |
592 |
Do you see the Elephant in the room or am I nuts?! |
1.3054 |
0.03859 |
239 |
183 |
39 |
17 |
593 |
NO! Really! I'm the guy from Monopoly. |
1.3053 |
0.03813 |
226 |
170 |
43 |
13 |
594 |
Fine, I’ll address it. Maybe I got carried away accessorizing. |
1.3053 |
0.03761 |
226 |
169 |
45 |
12 |
595 |
Mr. Peanut, you say? No, I'm Eustace Tilly! |
1.3052 |
0.03856 |
249 |
195 |
33 |
21 |
596 |
Would it help if you knew I didn’t vote for Jimmy Carter? |
1.3052 |
0.04080 |
213 |
163 |
35 |
15 |
597 |
But I’m a Republican! |
1.3051 |
0.04029 |
236 |
184 |
32 |
20 |
598 |
Sit! I said "SIT!!" |
1.3049 |
0.04001 |
223 |
171 |
36 |
16 |
599 |
You're needed in another room. |
1.3049 |
0.03951 |
223 |
170 |
38 |
15 |
600 |
Well, Jumbo, we meet again. |
1.3049 |
0.03460 |
246 |
181 |
55 |
10 |
601 |
I don't suppose you'd prefer some cashews? |
1.3045 |
0.03812 |
243 |
186 |
40 |
17 |
602 |
For the love of god, I always thought that was a metaphor. |
1.3045 |
0.03812 |
243 |
186 |
40 |
17 |
603 |
What do you mean it’s crunch time? |
1.3039 |
0.04442 |
181 |
139 |
29 |
13 |
604 |
Remember your allergies |
1.3037 |
0.03954 |
214 |
162 |
39 |
13 |
605 |
I guess it is a fitting end considering the multitudes I have led to the roaster. |
1.3034 |
0.03865 |
234 |
179 |
39 |
16 |
606 |
Have you lost weight? |
1.3034 |
0.03671 |
234 |
175 |
47 |
12 |
607 |
Can I get the bull in the china shop instead? |
1.3032 |
0.03972 |
221 |
169 |
37 |
15 |
608 |
Suffice it to say,you do not look a bit like your profile pic! |
1.3029 |
0.03693 |
241 |
182 |
45 |
14 |
609 |
I'm warning you this isn't my first circus, Dumbo." |
1.3029 |
0.03876 |
241 |
186 |
37 |
18 |
610 |
It’s nice to know you’ll never forget me. |
1.3029 |
0.03853 |
208 |
155 |
43 |
10 |
611 |
I had a dream it would end like this |
1.3027 |
0.03414 |
261 |
194 |
55 |
12 |
612 |
Babar…so we meet again. |
1.3025 |
0.03627 |
238 |
178 |
48 |
12 |
613 |
It's time to talk about you |
1.3025 |
0.03771 |
238 |
181 |
42 |
15 |
614 |
The landlord called. He said the tap dancing lessons have got to stop. |
1.3024 |
0.03920 |
205 |
161 |
29 |
15 |
615 |
Didn't we meet a while ago,
in a limerick? |
1.3023 |
0.03938 |
215 |
163 |
39 |
13 |
616 |
Mr. Peanut? Never heard of him, I'm Eustace Tilley. |
1.3022 |
0.03817 |
225 |
170 |
42 |
13 |
617 |
You don't scare me, remember, they call me MISTER Peanut". |
1.3022 |
0.03920 |
225 |
172 |
38 |
15 |
618 |
Just so you know, I like being an introvert. You don’t need to help me come out of my shell. |
1.3022 |
0.03817 |
225 |
170 |
42 |
13 |
619 |
The elephant in the room is that there's an elephant in the room. |
1.3021 |
0.03990 |
235 |
183 |
33 |
19 |
620 |
Isn't it time we addressed the elephant in the room? |
1.3021 |
0.04168 |
235 |
187 |
25 |
23 |
621 |
I'm taking you seriously, but not literally. |
1.3017 |
0.03726 |
242 |
184 |
43 |
15 |
622 |
It's the age-old battle of the husk versus the tusk. |
1.3017 |
0.03862 |
242 |
187 |
37 |
18 |
623 |
My nuts are bigger than yours. |
1.3014 |
0.04290 |
209 |
164 |
27 |
18 |
624 |
Nuts!
Now would be a good time to address the elephant in the room. |
1.3014 |
0.04096 |
219 |
170 |
32 |
17 |
625 |
When I said I'd work for peanuts, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.3013 |
0.03820 |
229 |
174 |
41 |
14 |
626 |
I’m not GMO |
1.3013 |
0.03820 |
229 |
174 |
41 |
14 |
627 |
I'm not questioning your memory, I'm just saying suppose I'm not the same monocled, top hat-wearing talking peanut that wronged you... |
1.3013 |
0.03940 |
239 |
186 |
34 |
19 |
628 |
Its just a costume! |
1.3010 |
0.04334 |
206 |
162 |
26 |
18 |
629 |
Now those are some big nuts… |
1.3009 |
0.03905 |
226 |
173 |
38 |
15 |
630 |
Alright, one more quick tickle of your ivories then you’re going to have to leave. |
1.3008 |
0.03644 |
236 |
177 |
47 |
12 |
631 |
As I've told you before, I'm an empty shell. I have nothing left to give! |
1.3008 |
0.03837 |
236 |
181 |
39 |
16 |
632 |
It's getting increasingly difficult to ignore the elephant in the room |
1.3008 |
0.03532 |
266 |
202 |
48 |
16 |
633 |
Ah, a hitman. Blue Diamond Almonds must mean business. |
1.3005 |
0.03971 |
203 |
153 |
39 |
11 |
634 |
Wait...I'm supposed to be discontinued,not endangered. That's you! |
1.3004 |
0.03730 |
223 |
167 |
45 |
11 |
635 |
Even at the peanut convention, there's an elephant in the room! |
1.3004 |
0.04102 |
233 |
184 |
28 |
21 |
636 |
I'm not the peanut guy, I'm the New Yorker guy. |
1.3000 |
0.03871 |
220 |
167 |
40 |
13 |
637 |
OMG, you are the elephant in the room! |
1.3000 |
0.04312 |
200 |
156 |
28 |
16 |
638 |
The nut-free movement has gone too far. How do I get on the endangered species list? |
1.3000 |
0.04072 |
200 |
152 |
36 |
12 |
639 |
My name is Mister Peanut. You ate my father. Prepare to die. |
1.3000 |
0.04048 |
230 |
180 |
31 |
19 |
640 |
I’m nuts? Doesn’t anyone else see the elephant in the room? |
1.3000 |
0.03926 |
240 |
187 |
34 |
19 |
641 |
I thought the elephant in the room was just something people said… |
1.3000 |
0.04048 |
230 |
180 |
31 |
19 |
642 |
So I’ll cashew later? |
1.3000 |
0.03871 |
220 |
167 |
40 |
13 |
643 |
I had to change! PETA got you out of the biz, but no one was throwing paint for peanuts. I had to do a worldwide rebrand just to it make off the circus floor. And STILL I'm not welcome at some tables. So I have to put on airs. |
1.2996 |
0.04223 |
237 |
191 |
21 |
25 |
644 |
It's my politics that you're going to find hard to swallow. |
1.2995 |
0.04119 |
217 |
169 |
31 |
17 |
645 |
one step closer and i call my wife. she’s nuts |
1.2995 |
0.03906 |
217 |
165 |
39 |
13 |
646 |
I warn you, I'm a tough nut to crack! |
1.2995 |
0.04206 |
207 |
161 |
30 |
16 |
647 |
Fake news. I'm a Mr. Legume,not Peanut. |
1.2991 |
0.04212 |
214 |
168 |
28 |
18 |
648 |
I’m sorry. I appear to be in the wrong cartoon. |
1.2990 |
0.04075 |
204 |
156 |
35 |
13 |
649 |
There's nothing here for you; I'm just a shell of my former self |
1.2990 |
0.04219 |
194 |
149 |
32 |
13 |
650 |
How about I just leave. You can have the room. |
1.2990 |
0.04156 |
194 |
148 |
34 |
12 |
651 |
You may be the elephant in the room, but you’ll find I’m a tough nut to crack. |
1.2984 |
0.04328 |
191 |
148 |
29 |
14 |
652 |
I knew I should have let those other nut jobs go first. |
1.2982 |
0.04051 |
218 |
169 |
33 |
16 |
653 |
No, you are not Darth Vader, and you are not my father. |
1.2981 |
0.03901 |
208 |
157 |
40 |
11 |
654 |
We meet again |
1.2978 |
0.03884 |
225 |
175 |
34 |
16 |
655 |
Uh oh, someone told me the Democratic caucus was meeting in this room |
1.2977 |
0.03351 |
262 |
195 |
56 |
11 |
656 |
First of all, can we just take a moment to discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.2977 |
0.04246 |
215 |
170 |
26 |
19 |
657 |
The reboot of The Odd Couple takes a deliciously murderous turn. |
1.2976 |
0.04116 |
205 |
158 |
33 |
14 |
658 |
Welcome to the peanut gallery. |
1.2974 |
0.03873 |
195 |
150 |
34 |
11 |
659 |
“There’s a nice big jar of me in the other room.” |
1.2973 |
0.03449 |
222 |
162 |
54 |
6 |
660 |
What I said in the room was a metaphor. It wasn’t directed at you. |
1.2973 |
0.04098 |
222 |
174 |
30 |
18 |
661 |
Sir, I think you might be lost. This here is a peanut gallery. The circus is next door. |
1.2970 |
0.03850 |
202 |
151 |
42 |
9 |
662 |
This isn't a real interview, is it? |
1.2969 |
0.03860 |
229 |
176 |
38 |
15 |
663 |
I’ve ALWAYS been aware of the elephant in the room. |
1.2969 |
0.03980 |
192 |
144 |
39 |
9 |
664 |
Have you carefully weighed eating someone famous against the possibilty you may have a peanut allergy? |
1.2968 |
0.03821 |
219 |
166 |
41 |
12 |
665 |
Catfished! So there never was a Miss Macadamia. |
1.2967 |
0.03885 |
209 |
158 |
40 |
11 |
666 |
Actually I'm a legume. |
1.2967 |
0.03944 |
209 |
159 |
38 |
12 |
667 |
I must tell you that I'm an empty shell of a man |
1.2963 |
0.04177 |
216 |
170 |
28 |
18 |
668 |
Say, how long have you been in the room? |
1.2963 |
0.03966 |
216 |
166 |
36 |
14 |
669 |
I know you. You're the elephant in the room. |
1.2960 |
0.03930 |
223 |
172 |
36 |
15 |
670 |
I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm your lunch. |
1.2959 |
0.04055 |
196 |
149 |
36 |
11 |
671 |
No, I'm Chuckles the Clown. |
1.2958 |
0.04003 |
213 |
164 |
35 |
14 |
672 |
Should I leave the hat on? |
1.2957 |
0.03746 |
230 |
175 |
42 |
13 |
673 |
Well if it isn’t the elephant in the room. |
1.2956 |
0.04140 |
203 |
157 |
32 |
14 |
674 |
Please say you're allergic. |
1.2955 |
0.03751 |
220 |
166 |
43 |
11 |
675 |
I know, I know. We’re overrepresented in trail mix. |
1.2955 |
0.03639 |
220 |
164 |
47 |
9 |
676 |
Listen, I got laid off in a Brand Revision at Planters. The GOP could be coming for you. |
1.2952 |
0.03869 |
210 |
159 |
40 |
11 |
677 |
My name is…uh… ‘Mr. Legume’!
‘Mr. Peanut’ is down the end of the hall! |
1.2950 |
0.03804 |
200 |
149 |
43 |
8 |
678 |
I know you're happy to see me and , yes, there is a mouse in my pocket. |
1.2950 |
0.03804 |
200 |
149 |
43 |
8 |
679 |
You appear to have me at a disadvantage |
1.2949 |
0.03950 |
217 |
167 |
36 |
14 |
680 |
I should warn you. There’s a small mouse under my hat. |
1.2947 |
0.03787 |
190 |
140 |
44 |
6 |
681 |
Your online profile said "curvy". |
1.2947 |
0.04023 |
207 |
159 |
35 |
13 |
682 |
Is everyone else just going to ignore the monocled nut in the room? |
1.2946 |
0.04016 |
224 |
175 |
32 |
17 |
683 |
"There's cashews in the vault." |
1.2944 |
0.03702 |
214 |
160 |
45 |
9 |
684 |
Mr. Peanut, this may come as a surprise but you're the elephant in the room. |
1.2944 |
0.04095 |
214 |
167 |
31 |
16 |
685 |
Mr. Peanut suddenly realized that no one had ever mentioned the elephant in the room. |
1.2944 |
0.03875 |
214 |
163 |
39 |
12 |
686 |
Call me nuts, but I think you’re a shadow of your former self. |
1.2944 |
0.03931 |
214 |
164 |
37 |
13 |
687 |
Thank you, Craigslist. |
1.2941 |
0.03942 |
204 |
155 |
38 |
11 |
688 |
Have you tried hazelnuts? |
1.2939 |
0.03712 |
228 |
173 |
43 |
12 |
689 |
„You can’t have your peanut and eat it too…“ |
1.2938 |
0.03853 |
211 |
160 |
40 |
11 |
690 |
Well…..this is awkward |
1.2936 |
0.03972 |
235 |
185 |
31 |
19 |
691 |
I didn't want to address the elephant in the room. But here we are. |
1.2936 |
0.03784 |
235 |
181 |
39 |
15 |
692 |
Strange, I thought I was the peanut in the room. |
1.2936 |
0.03478 |
218 |
160 |
52 |
6 |
693 |
I knew you’d eventually come for me |
1.2936 |
0.03597 |
218 |
162 |
48 |
8 |
694 |
Call me “Mister” Peanut. . . |
1.2935 |
0.03980 |
201 |
153 |
37 |
11 |
695 |
I'll pretend not to see you if you pretend not to see me. |
1.2933 |
0.03848 |
225 |
173 |
38 |
14 |
696 |
Actually, I’m made of styrofoam. |
1.2933 |
0.03690 |
225 |
170 |
44 |
11 |
697 |
Now I understand why no one wants to discuss you. |
1.2933 |
0.04006 |
208 |
160 |
35 |
13 |
698 |
I suppose it’s time to address the elephant in the room. |
1.2933 |
0.03829 |
208 |
157 |
41 |
10 |
699 |
“Stop undressing me with your eyes.” |
1.2933 |
0.03889 |
208 |
158 |
39 |
11 |
700 |
I think you have me confused with a circus peanut. |
1.2933 |
0.03948 |
208 |
159 |
37 |
12 |
701 |
I’m actually impressed. Those who wish to take down Big Peanut never make it this far. |
1.2932 |
0.04251 |
191 |
148 |
30 |
13 |
702 |
Your test results are in and, it's just as I thought. Your main allergen is peanuts, followed by top hats, then walking canes. |
1.2930 |
0.03860 |
215 |
164 |
39 |
12 |
703 |
Yes, that is correct. Around here, people will work for peanuts. |
1.2930 |
0.03971 |
215 |
166 |
35 |
14 |
704 |
I know I look like a rich snob, but I still won't donate to the republican party. |
1.2928 |
0.03883 |
222 |
171 |
37 |
14 |
705 |
Don't look at me. I told you it was all a shell game. |
1.2926 |
0.03800 |
229 |
176 |
39 |
14 |
706 |
F**ck. |
1.2923 |
0.04433 |
195 |
155 |
23 |
17 |
707 |
We were just talking about you. |
1.2922 |
0.03971 |
219 |
170 |
34 |
15 |
708 |
That's Mr. Peanut to you...Mr. Elephant...sir... |
1.2921 |
0.04204 |
202 |
158 |
29 |
15 |
709 |
Y-you remembered? |
1.2920 |
0.03984 |
226 |
177 |
32 |
17 |
710 |
My worst freaking nightmare. The elephant in the room is actually the elephant in the room! |
1.2919 |
0.04214 |
209 |
165 |
27 |
17 |
711 |
I thought the elephant in the room was a figure of speech |
1.2919 |
0.03813 |
209 |
158 |
41 |
10 |
712 |
Death indeed looms large. |
1.2913 |
0.03909 |
206 |
157 |
38 |
11 |
713 |
I might be a shell of a man, but you're a shadow of yourself. |
1.2911 |
0.04047 |
213 |
166 |
32 |
15 |
714 |
What would it take for you to forget about all this? |
1.2911 |
0.03763 |
213 |
161 |
42 |
10 |
715 |
How ‘bout for once we talk about the PEANUT in the room!? |
1.2908 |
0.04472 |
196 |
157 |
21 |
18 |
716 |
Despite agreeing to phobia exposure therapy at his last psychotherapy session, Mr. Peanut nonetheless soiled his shell at first sight of the beast. |
1.2908 |
0.04041 |
196 |
150 |
35 |
11 |
717 |
Geez! You scared the salt out of me |
1.2908 |
0.04169 |
196 |
152 |
31 |
13 |
718 |
It depends. Which do you prefer, unsalted or salted? |
1.2908 |
0.04169 |
196 |
152 |
31 |
13 |
719 |
Go ahead. Destroy democracy. You'll never eat another peanut again! |
1.2906 |
0.04244 |
203 |
160 |
27 |
16 |
720 |
I'll never be enough for you, will I? |
1.2906 |
0.03739 |
234 |
180 |
40 |
14 |
721 |
Okay, fine. Let’s address this. |
1.2905 |
0.03857 |
210 |
160 |
39 |
11 |
722 |
My dear sir, have you forgotten who I am? |
1.2903 |
0.03992 |
217 |
169 |
33 |
15 |
723 |
I always hoped you'd forget about me. |
1.2902 |
0.04016 |
193 |
147 |
36 |
10 |
724 |
Sometimes you feel like a nut--no, wait! |
1.2902 |
0.04148 |
193 |
149 |
32 |
12 |
725 |
I'm more of a legume, really. |
1.2902 |
0.03809 |
193 |
144 |
42 |
7 |
726 |
I was hoping for the Donkey in the room. |
1.2900 |
0.04047 |
200 |
154 |
34 |
12 |
727 |
I must warn you sir. I’m very high in gluten, carbs, and sodium. |
1.2900 |
0.03723 |
200 |
149 |
44 |
7 |
728 |
Seriously, would a peanut really be wearing a tophat and touting a monocle? |
1.2900 |
0.03984 |
200 |
153 |
36 |
11 |
729 |
Mr. Peanut’s recurring nightmare. |
1.2899 |
0.03646 |
238 |
182 |
43 |
13 |
730 |
Sit ... stay |
1.2899 |
0.03952 |
207 |
159 |
36 |
12 |
731 |
I've been told you've eaten a number of my associates. |
1.2897 |
0.03863 |
214 |
164 |
38 |
12 |
732 |
So is this is how it ends, my dear Jumbo? A cracked monocle, a crushed hat, a broken cane and a loutish pachyderm with peanuts on his breath? |
1.2897 |
0.04030 |
214 |
167 |
32 |
15 |
733 |
Hold it right there...I am not a peanut...I am a legume! |
1.2897 |
0.04084 |
214 |
168 |
30 |
16 |
734 |
I suppose it wouldn't help to say that im a member of your party. |
1.2896 |
0.03613 |
221 |
166 |
46 |
9 |
735 |
I am old, brittle,a mere shell of myself, and soon to expire. |
1.2895 |
0.03486 |
228 |
170 |
50 |
8 |
736 |
I bet you can remember back to when the next election was stolen. |
1.2893 |
0.03826 |
197 |
148 |
41 |
8 |
737 |
You wouldn't eat a peanut with glasses on, would you? |
1.2893 |
0.04119 |
197 |
155 |
28 |
14 |
738 |
But I swear I'm MAGA! |
1.2891 |
0.04013 |
211 |
164 |
33 |
14 |
739 |
Are you absolutely certain you don’t have a peanut allergy??? |
1.2890 |
0.03923 |
218 |
169 |
35 |
14 |
740 |
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. |
1.2889 |
0.04136 |
225 |
180 |
25 |
20 |
741 |
It’s “Mr.” to you and no, I am not a real peanut. |
1.2888 |
0.04236 |
187 |
145 |
30 |
12 |
742 |
Don't come any closer! I am allergic to elephants. |
1.2886 |
0.04091 |
201 |
156 |
32 |
13 |
743 |
Here we go again, someone from the peanut gallery making up theories about the elephant in the room. |
1.2886 |
0.04029 |
201 |
155 |
34 |
12 |
744 |
Well, well, well. I suppose it was always going to come down to this. |
1.2885 |
0.03936 |
208 |
160 |
36 |
12 |
745 |
Junkinthetrunk1987, I presume? |
1.2883 |
0.03819 |
222 |
171 |
38 |
13 |
746 |
I’m shocked you’ve not experienced the delight of a plain jelly sandwich! |
1.2879 |
0.04006 |
198 |
152 |
35 |
11 |
747 |
You "like peanuts"? In what sense? |
1.2878 |
0.03660 |
205 |
153 |
45 |
7 |
748 |
Sucks for a peanut when the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room. |
1.2877 |
0.03825 |
212 |
162 |
39 |
11 |
749 |
Honestly, I think you would prefer Mr Goodbar |
1.2877 |
0.03883 |
212 |
163 |
37 |
12 |
750 |
So much for witness protection! |
1.2877 |
0.03686 |
219 |
166 |
43 |
10 |
751 |
I feel like this should have been an email. |
1.2873 |
0.04400 |
181 |
142 |
26 |
13 |
752 |
Oh yeah? Well, my analyst says you're not even real. |
1.2872 |
0.04079 |
188 |
144 |
34 |
10 |
753 |
I guess it was inevitable that one day the peanut gallery would meet the elephant in the room. |
1.2872 |
0.04114 |
188 |
147 |
29 |
12 |
754 |
I was told you’d work for me! |
1.2872 |
0.04046 |
195 |
150 |
34 |
11 |
755 |
You don't want to eat me! I'm one of your biggest donors! |
1.2872 |
0.04299 |
195 |
154 |
26 |
15 |
756 |
Let's talk about whose the nut here. |
1.2871 |
0.04133 |
202 |
158 |
30 |
14 |
757 |
It seems that reports of both my death and your actually liking peanuts have been greatly exaggerated. |
1.2871 |
0.03950 |
202 |
155 |
36 |
11 |
758 |
I assure you, suck it up, is only an expression. |
1.2871 |
0.04133 |
202 |
158 |
30 |
14 |
759 |
I was under the impression that "dark money" was a metaphor. |
1.2871 |
0.03950 |
202 |
155 |
36 |
11 |
760 |
I hope to God you have a peanut allergy! |
1.2871 |
0.03950 |
202 |
155 |
36 |
11 |
761 |
You looked a little different in your profile photo. |
1.2871 |
0.03978 |
209 |
162 |
34 |
13 |
762 |
It was an ironic end for the high-society loving, life-long Republican. |
1.2865 |
0.04192 |
185 |
143 |
31 |
11 |
763 |
My name is Mr. Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2865 |
0.04153 |
192 |
149 |
31 |
12 |
764 |
I think I just peed in my shell a little bit. |
1.2865 |
0.04282 |
192 |
151 |
27 |
14 |
765 |
What do you mean by we need to discuss the peanut in the room? |
1.2864 |
0.04035 |
213 |
167 |
31 |
15 |
766 |
It is ironic, but I am the peanut in the room. |
1.2857 |
0.03981 |
217 |
170 |
32 |
15 |
767 |
Now I know how Chuckles the Clown felt |
1.2857 |
0.03896 |
196 |
149 |
38 |
9 |
768 |
I'm not the delicious peanut you think I am. I'm 104 years old. |
1.2857 |
0.04129 |
189 |
146 |
32 |
11 |
769 |
I identify as a mouse! |
1.2857 |
0.04174 |
203 |
160 |
28 |
15 |
770 |
My Dear Dumbo, think of the millions in celebrity endorsements you stand to lose. |
1.2857 |
0.03870 |
203 |
155 |
38 |
10 |
771 |
You're just the elephant in the room, right? |
1.2857 |
0.04115 |
203 |
159 |
30 |
14 |
772 |
Suddenly, the border crisis was no longer Mr. Peanut's top concern. |
1.2857 |
0.03933 |
203 |
156 |
36 |
11 |
773 |
The moment Mr. Peanut realizes there's an important distinction between a metaphor and cold hard facts. |
1.2851 |
0.03658 |
221 |
168 |
43 |
10 |
774 |
This may sound nuts but I don't think you're being honest about your interest in me. |
1.2850 |
0.03851 |
214 |
165 |
37 |
12 |
775 |
You are no doubt aware that I am a beloved American icon. |
1.2850 |
0.03842 |
200 |
152 |
39 |
9 |
776 |
I may look like a peanut but I actually identify as a mouse. |
1.2849 |
0.04309 |
186 |
146 |
27 |
13 |
777 |
Well, this is awkward but let's discuss the, um, reason you're in the room. |
1.2844 |
0.03746 |
218 |
167 |
40 |
11 |
778 |
It's all almonds and pistachios these days. |
1.2844 |
0.03585 |
211 |
158 |
46 |
7 |
779 |
Don't you think its about time we sat down and talked about the peanut in the room? |
1.2844 |
0.03944 |
211 |
164 |
34 |
13 |
780 |
Well, well, well...the elephant in the room finally reveals itself. And, they said I was nuts! |
1.2844 |
0.04001 |
211 |
165 |
32 |
14 |
781 |
Please tell me you’re allergic. |
1.2843 |
0.03977 |
204 |
158 |
34 |
12 |
782 |
Believe me. I am an hollow shell after years in advertisement. |
1.2843 |
0.04097 |
204 |
160 |
30 |
14 |
783 |
Wake up now. Wake up now. Wake up now. |
1.2843 |
0.03945 |
197 |
151 |
36 |
10 |
784 |
Please tell me you're a metaphor. |
1.2843 |
0.04010 |
197 |
152 |
34 |
11 |
785 |
Good sir! One step closer and you’ll feel the wrath of my cane! |
1.2842 |
0.03765 |
183 |
136 |
42 |
5 |
786 |
Please keep your distance,I've got an elephant allergy. |
1.2842 |
0.04072 |
183 |
140 |
34 |
9 |
787 |
You’re getting very sleepy. When you wake up, you will crave only pistachios. |
1.2838 |
0.03779 |
229 |
178 |
37 |
14 |
788 |
I knew I should have chosen door number three ! |
1.2837 |
0.03892 |
215 |
167 |
35 |
13 |
789 |
They say that you're willing to work for us. |
1.2836 |
0.03760 |
201 |
152 |
41 |
8 |
790 |
Between you or a squirrel…I’m glad it was you. |
1.2832 |
0.04304 |
173 |
134 |
29 |
10 |
791 |
I’m telling you sir, your people have been misled. I am actually a legume. |
1.2830 |
0.03693 |
212 |
161 |
42 |
9 |
792 |
Well, you made quite the impression. They can’t stop talking about you. |
1.2829 |
0.03899 |
205 |
158 |
36 |
11 |
793 |
They told me this would be a white elephant party |
1.2829 |
0.04079 |
205 |
161 |
30 |
14 |
794 |
Geez, I thought that was only a metaphor. |
1.2826 |
0.03748 |
184 |
137 |
42 |
5 |
795 |
I am Republican! |
1.2826 |
0.04197 |
184 |
143 |
30 |
11 |
796 |
No sir, I did not hesitate to accept the Democratic presidential nomination… |
1.2826 |
0.04197 |
184 |
143 |
30 |
11 |
797 |
But I thought you were only going to give me tax cuts! |
1.2824 |
0.03876 |
216 |
168 |
35 |
13 |
798 |
This has to be about more than me switching parties. |
1.2823 |
0.03787 |
209 |
160 |
39 |
10 |
799 |
The deal is as follows: you don’t eat me and I’ll help you get fully drawn. |
1.2822 |
0.03936 |
202 |
156 |
35 |
11 |
800 |
Careful, I’ve got a mouse under my hat |
1.2822 |
0.03936 |
202 |
156 |
35 |
11 |
801 |
Does the word "anthropomorphic" mean nothing to you? |
1.2821 |
0.03898 |
195 |
149 |
37 |
9 |
802 |
I'm not really a peanut, I just play one on TV. |
1.2821 |
0.04032 |
195 |
151 |
33 |
11 |
803 |
There is no way you were not followed. |
1.2821 |
0.04224 |
195 |
154 |
27 |
14 |
804 |
Let me tell you how this is going to go down. |
1.2819 |
0.04064 |
188 |
145 |
33 |
10 |
805 |
This time, the shell tolls for thee |
1.2819 |
0.04464 |
188 |
151 |
21 |
16 |
806 |
I haven't seen you since circus school! |
1.2819 |
0.03993 |
188 |
144 |
35 |
9 |
807 |
Nobody told me there was an elephant in the room. |
1.2819 |
0.04269 |
188 |
148 |
27 |
13 |
808 |
You already ate, right?!? |
1.2819 |
0.04133 |
188 |
146 |
31 |
11 |
809 |
No I don't. I just see a big ink blot. |
1.2816 |
0.04003 |
206 |
161 |
32 |
13 |
810 |
I say, I wouldn’t bother…you’ll only want more. |
1.2816 |
0.04062 |
206 |
162 |
30 |
14 |
811 |
So, you're the one that's been sitting around the room doing nothing and now wants to be paid peanuts? |
1.2814 |
0.04162 |
199 |
157 |
28 |
14 |
812 |
Come on man, you know what it's like to be endangered. |
1.2814 |
0.03845 |
199 |
152 |
38 |
9 |
813 |
I hope he has a peanut allergy. |
1.2814 |
0.03845 |
199 |
152 |
38 |
9 |
814 |
I'm hoping you are allergic to peanuts. |
1.2814 |
0.03778 |
199 |
151 |
40 |
8 |
815 |
My name is Manigo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2812 |
0.04005 |
192 |
148 |
34 |
10 |
816 |
Suddenly, the elephant in the room became impossible to ignore. |
1.2812 |
0.03936 |
192 |
147 |
36 |
9 |
817 |
Sorry I’m late on rent again, my circus gig pays peanuts. |
1.2812 |
0.04072 |
192 |
149 |
32 |
11 |
818 |
No. I think we need to talk about the peanut in the room. |
1.2812 |
0.04072 |
192 |
149 |
32 |
11 |
819 |
I may be a peanut dut I don't have a peanut sise brain. So no, I won't run as Trump's VP |
1.2812 |
0.04268 |
192 |
152 |
26 |
14 |
820 |
I AM ignoring you! |
1.2812 |
0.04394 |
192 |
154 |
22 |
16 |
821 |
Hey baby — you know you can't spell "legume" without "u" and "me." |
1.2810 |
0.03831 |
210 |
162 |
37 |
11 |
822 |
Tell me about it. Ever since almonds became popular, nobody even looks at me. |
1.2808 |
0.03595 |
203 |
152 |
45 |
6 |
823 |
So now *I’m* the bad guy |
1.2808 |
0.03761 |
203 |
157 |
36 |
10 |
824 |
Tell me, Mr. Peanut, how does that joke go again? |
1.2808 |
0.04042 |
203 |
159 |
31 |
13 |
825 |
I couldn't agree more...this is the last time I ever use this online dating service. |
1.2807 |
0.04331 |
171 |
133 |
28 |
10 |
826 |
Another shadowy Republican. |
1.2804 |
0.03952 |
214 |
168 |
32 |
14 |
827 |
Trust me. You're not going to want Planter fasciitis.... |
1.2800 |
0.03828 |
200 |
153 |
38 |
9 |
828 |
I wish there were a term for the unspoken tension I feel right now. |
1.2800 |
0.03893 |
200 |
159 |
28 |
13 |
829 |
The name's Peanut, Mr. Peanut. Not Lunch, Mr. Lunch. |
1.2800 |
0.04143 |
200 |
158 |
28 |
14 |
830 |
My psychiatrist said you might come back. |
1.2796 |
0.03634 |
211 |
160 |
43 |
8 |
831 |
If you want me to dance, it's going to be extra. |
1.2796 |
0.04045 |
211 |
167 |
29 |
15 |
832 |
Back Off! I've got a mouse in my hat, and I'm not afraid to use it! |
1.2796 |
0.03874 |
211 |
164 |
35 |
12 |
833 |
I am suddenly feeling all hollow inside. |
1.2796 |
0.03507 |
211 |
158 |
47 |
6 |
834 |
We need to talk. |
1.2796 |
0.03942 |
186 |
142 |
36 |
8 |
835 |
You're barely a shadow of yourself, and here I am, a mere shell of who I once was. |
1.2796 |
0.04226 |
186 |
146 |
28 |
12 |
836 |
Well, well; I thought I lost you on the Okavango Delta of Botswana back in ‘75. |
1.2796 |
0.04157 |
186 |
145 |
30 |
11 |
837 |
Well honestly I’d rather be the elephant in room than the peanut in this case |
1.2796 |
0.04362 |
186 |
148 |
24 |
14 |
838 |
No! Wait! I'm a six year old boy and this is just my Halloween costume! |
1.2796 |
0.04086 |
186 |
144 |
32 |
10 |
839 |
Guess what? I'm actually a mouse wearing a costume. |
1.2796 |
0.03867 |
186 |
141 |
38 |
7 |
840 |
Yes Martha, there is an actual elephant in the room! |
1.2794 |
0.04314 |
204 |
165 |
21 |
18 |
841 |
We keep cutting your taxes, and all you do in return is donate peanuts! |
1.2793 |
0.04341 |
179 |
141 |
26 |
12 |
842 |
You’re a shadow of your former self. |
1.2793 |
0.04412 |
179 |
142 |
24 |
13 |
843 |
Maybe he won’t recognize me all dressed up like this. |
1.2793 |
0.04341 |
179 |
141 |
26 |
12 |
844 |
Well, NOW I see the elephant in the room! |
1.2793 |
0.03849 |
222 |
174 |
34 |
14 |
845 |
Look at the nuts on that thing. |
1.2792 |
0.04123 |
197 |
155 |
29 |
13 |
846 |
Wait, I’m unsalted. |
1.2792 |
0.03930 |
197 |
152 |
35 |
10 |
847 |
I know you're endangered, but there's only one of me |
1.2792 |
0.03996 |
197 |
153 |
33 |
11 |
848 |
Shit! Trump is still on the ballot! |
1.2789 |
0.04095 |
190 |
148 |
31 |
11 |
849 |
I'm sorry but the Big Peanut PAC is switching support to the Democrats. |
1.2789 |
0.04229 |
190 |
150 |
27 |
13 |
850 |
You thought I’d forget, didn’t you? |
1.2788 |
0.03969 |
208 |
163 |
32 |
13 |
851 |
Death by an elephant in the room. How cliché. |
1.2787 |
0.04410 |
183 |
146 |
23 |
14 |
852 |
Are you familiar with anaphylatic shock? |
1.2786 |
0.03811 |
201 |
154 |
38 |
9 |
853 |
Wait, how did you make it up the elevator? |
1.2786 |
0.04244 |
201 |
161 |
24 |
16 |
854 |
Ahem, can we address the peanut in the room? |
1.2786 |
0.04002 |
201 |
157 |
32 |
12 |
855 |
We need to discuss the you in the room. |
1.2786 |
0.03712 |
201 |
155 |
37 |
9 |
856 |
Now just wait a minute! This is MY room, and I’m MISTER Peanut to you.” |
1.2783 |
0.03803 |
230 |
181 |
34 |
15 |
857 |
When you took this job you knew you'd be working for peanuts and get very little recognition for your work. |
1.2783 |
0.03702 |
230 |
179 |
38 |
13 |
858 |
Stay back!!
I’m honey-glazed! |
1.2781 |
0.03996 |
187 |
144 |
34 |
9 |
859 |
I might be a peanut, but I carry a big stick. |
1.2780 |
0.03886 |
205 |
159 |
35 |
11 |
860 |
Two icons in the same room. This is awkward." |
1.2778 |
0.03711 |
198 |
150 |
41 |
7 |
861 |
Well, well, well... how the tables have turned after I left the circus, huh? |
1.2778 |
0.03978 |
198 |
154 |
33 |
11 |
862 |
Peanut allergy is nothing to be ashamed of. |
1.2778 |
0.03751 |
216 |
167 |
38 |
11 |
863 |
I hear that popcorn is lots of fun. |
1.2775 |
0.03650 |
209 |
159 |
42 |
8 |
864 |
How'd you find me? |
1.2775 |
0.03774 |
209 |
161 |
38 |
10 |
865 |
'Do what you like, I'm not gonna talk about you' |
1.2775 |
0.04008 |
191 |
148 |
33 |
10 |
866 |
But I voted for the whole GOP ticket! |
1.2775 |
0.04209 |
191 |
151 |
27 |
13 |
867 |
Wow! Never in my life did I think I’d be directly addressing the… oh never mind.” |
1.2775 |
0.04008 |
191 |
148 |
33 |
10 |
868 |
They were right, ignoring you doesn’t make you disappear |
1.2775 |
0.04516 |
173 |
138 |
22 |
13 |
869 |
So there really is an elephant in in the room. |
1.2772 |
0.03923 |
202 |
157 |
34 |
11 |
870 |
I sense I've stumbled into the Supreme Court's office. |
1.2771 |
0.04491 |
166 |
131 |
24 |
11 |
871 |
Do you realize that peanut allergies can develop later in life? |
1.2771 |
0.04065 |
166 |
126 |
34 |
6 |
872 |
Yes, it was I who sent the mouse. |
1.2771 |
0.03739 |
231 |
181 |
36 |
14 |
873 |
I’m just going to try and ignore the elephant in the room… |
1.2769 |
0.04082 |
195 |
153 |
30 |
12 |
874 |
Oh nuts, it’s the elephant in the room! |
1.2768 |
0.03973 |
224 |
179 |
28 |
17 |
875 |
So I see you are indeed in the room. |
1.2767 |
0.03745 |
206 |
158 |
39 |
9 |
876 |
My name is Peanut Ina Shell. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2766 |
0.04048 |
188 |
146 |
32 |
10 |
877 |
Objects in this monocle look bigger than they are! |
1.2766 |
0.03832 |
188 |
143 |
38 |
7 |
878 |
It’s not always about you. |
1.2766 |
0.04048 |
188 |
146 |
32 |
10 |
879 |
Go on a blind date," they said. "How bad could it be? |
1.2765 |
0.04255 |
170 |
132 |
29 |
9 |
880 |
That’s Mister Peanut to you! |
1.2764 |
0.04024 |
199 |
156 |
31 |
12 |
881 |
May I interest you in some M&M's? |
1.2764 |
0.03626 |
199 |
150 |
43 |
6 |
882 |
Are you SURE you're not allergic? |
1.2762 |
0.03697 |
210 |
161 |
40 |
9 |
883 |
You know everyone is allergic to me these days. |
1.2760 |
0.04190 |
192 |
152 |
27 |
13 |
884 |
You may work for peanuts,
but I work for Planters! |
1.2757 |
0.03710 |
214 |
165 |
39 |
10 |
885 |
I fear becoming a shell of my former self. |
1.2757 |
0.04161 |
185 |
145 |
29 |
11 |
886 |
You do know it's just a fashion statement, right? |
1.2755 |
0.04064 |
196 |
154 |
30 |
12 |
887 |
I’ll call off the ivory poachers if you stop jumping in the elevator. |
1.2754 |
0.04089 |
207 |
165 |
27 |
15 |
888 |
Nobody mentioned you were in the room. |
1.2754 |
0.03913 |
207 |
162 |
33 |
12 |
889 |
I have one last request. Don’t tell them I cracked. |
1.2754 |
0.03792 |
207 |
160 |
37 |
10 |
890 |
Well, this blind date just took an unexpected turn. |
1.2753 |
0.03964 |
178 |
136 |
35 |
7 |
891 |
Okay, if I admit you exist, will you stay on your side of the room? |
1.2753 |
0.03801 |
178 |
134 |
39 |
5 |
892 |
Mr. Peanut tragically enters the wrong door. |
1.2753 |
0.04043 |
178 |
137 |
33 |
8 |
893 |
Think about Mrs. Peanut and all the peanut kids. |
1.2753 |
0.04121 |
178 |
138 |
31 |
9 |
894 |
Okay, Jimmy Carter, but all the rest were Republicans!" |
1.2751 |
0.03959 |
189 |
146 |
34 |
9 |
895 |
Your party is a shadow of its former self. |
1.2751 |
0.04099 |
189 |
148 |
30 |
11 |
896 |
Peanut: I feel that we need to address the elephant in the room…
Elephant: You're telling me? there’s a talking peanut wearing a monocle and tophat! |
1.2751 |
0.03959 |
189 |
146 |
34 |
9 |
897 |
Trust me! No one is talking about you! |
1.2750 |
0.04130 |
200 |
159 |
27 |
14 |
898 |
Of course I’m addressing you! As a sign of mutual respect, I would be pleased to refer to you as Mr. Elephant. |
1.2747 |
0.03906 |
182 |
139 |
36 |
7 |
899 |
I know it’s nutty but It’s not ALWAYS about you, ya know? |
1.2747 |
0.03983 |
182 |
140 |
34 |
8 |
900 |
C'mon! I know you remember me! |
1.2746 |
0.03903 |
193 |
149 |
35 |
9 |
901 |
Maybe I should clarify what I meant by "Lunch is on me." |
1.2746 |
0.04105 |
193 |
152 |
29 |
12 |
902 |
I say old chap, is that a mouse behind you? |
1.2743 |
0.04320 |
175 |
138 |
26 |
11 |
903 |
I'm certain I swiped left. |
1.2742 |
0.03999 |
186 |
144 |
33 |
9 |
904 |
Well, well Agnes, I thought I would never see you again after that night in Thailand… |
1.2742 |
0.04347 |
186 |
149 |
23 |
14 |
905 |
Honest, you have me confused with someone. I’m a packing peanut. |
1.2741 |
0.04109 |
197 |
156 |
28 |
13 |
906 |
Yes, Tiny. It's time to talk about the peanut in the room. |
1.2741 |
0.04172 |
197 |
157 |
26 |
14 |
907 |
You’ll never forget this |
1.2741 |
0.03916 |
197 |
153 |
34 |
10 |
908 |
Jumbo decided to address the peanut in the room. |
1.2740 |
0.03897 |
208 |
163 |
33 |
12 |
909 |
Is there an elephant in the room |
1.2737 |
0.04101 |
179 |
139 |
31 |
9 |
910 |
You wouldn't hurt an old man with a cane, would you? |
1.2737 |
0.03647 |
190 |
143 |
42 |
5 |
911 |
Sorry, in election years, a commercial showing an elephant happily eating peanuts can cause a boycott by left-leaning consumers. |
1.2737 |
0.03797 |
190 |
145 |
38 |
7 |
912 |
Hello, my name is Peanut Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2733 |
0.04130 |
172 |
133 |
31 |
8 |
913 |
I must say. You don't look anything like your profile picture. |
1.2732 |
0.04185 |
183 |
144 |
28 |
11 |
914 |
Please tell me you’re allergic to peanuts! |
1.2732 |
0.04256 |
183 |
145 |
26 |
12 |
915 |
Back away, and stop singing that song! |
1.2732 |
0.04039 |
183 |
142 |
32 |
9 |
916 |
I think it’s the circus peanut you’re after. |
1.2732 |
0.03600 |
194 |
146 |
43 |
5 |
917 |
Don’t even think about it. I’m trademarked. |
1.2732 |
0.03682 |
205 |
157 |
40 |
8 |
918 |
Oh nuts! I guess it's time to address the elephant in the room. |
1.2732 |
0.04053 |
205 |
163 |
28 |
14 |
919 |
Remember: 'Dry Roasted' are my safe words. |
1.2727 |
0.04326 |
187 |
150 |
23 |
14 |
920 |
Oh dear…I guess you didn’t forget. |
1.2727 |
0.04145 |
176 |
137 |
30 |
9 |
921 |
Be careful, I attract mice too. |
1.2727 |
0.03833 |
187 |
143 |
37 |
7 |
922 |
Halloween costume.
Actually, I’m a mouse. |
1.2727 |
0.03833 |
187 |
143 |
37 |
7 |
923 |
But being intentionally conspicuous is better than being unintentionally inconspicuous. |
1.2727 |
0.04298 |
176 |
139 |
26 |
11 |
924 |
I knew this day would come… I just didn’t know when. Please arrange it so my wife isn’t the one who finds my shell. |
1.2727 |
0.04153 |
198 |
158 |
26 |
14 |
925 |
I’m so sorry, the invitation should have addressed the nut allergy.” |
1.2727 |
0.03903 |
176 |
134 |
36 |
6 |
926 |
Aaack! Uh. I mean good evening, madam! Are you aware that 1 in 5 elephants now has a peanut allergy? Were um, going door to door, you see. You can't be too safe! Anyway, if you'll excuse me.. |
1.2727 |
0.04091 |
198 |
157 |
28 |
13 |
927 |
Um..perhaps a pecan instead? |
1.2727 |
0.04028 |
198 |
156 |
30 |
12 |
928 |
‘Actually I’m in the legume family.’ |
1.2727 |
0.03903 |
176 |
134 |
36 |
6 |
929 |
We can do this the smooth way or the crunchy way. It's up to you.s |
1.2727 |
0.03980 |
187 |
145 |
33 |
9 |
930 |
And so it's come to this. |
1.2723 |
0.03590 |
213 |
163 |
42 |
8 |
931 |
Thank goodness you’re allergic to hats, gloves, canes and shoes. |
1.2723 |
0.03971 |
202 |
159 |
31 |
12 |
932 |
What do you mean “not really a nut”? |
1.2723 |
0.04194 |
191 |
152 |
26 |
13 |
933 |
I'm warning you; you don't want to tangle with Planters legal department! |
1.2723 |
0.04061 |
191 |
150 |
30 |
11 |
934 |
Sooooo, what do you want to talk about? |
1.2723 |
0.03780 |
191 |
146 |
38 |
7 |
935 |
People will probably make terrible captions for this. |
1.2723 |
0.04387 |
191 |
155 |
20 |
16 |
936 |
My therapist assumes it's a classic case of Peanut Envy. |
1.2722 |
0.04340 |
169 |
133 |
26 |
10 |
937 |
Mrs. Peanut is in the other room - she's not as salty.. |
1.2718 |
0.04094 |
206 |
165 |
26 |
15 |
938 |
Hey! Let’s talk about the elephant in the room! |
1.2718 |
0.04094 |
206 |
165 |
26 |
15 |
939 |
I may be nuts but let's discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.2718 |
0.04196 |
195 |
156 |
25 |
14 |
940 |
Well, this was avoidable. |
1.2718 |
0.04002 |
195 |
153 |
31 |
11 |
941 |
I guess we should talk about you now... |
1.2717 |
0.04441 |
184 |
149 |
20 |
15 |
942 |
Bug off! I'm trademarked. |
1.2717 |
0.03942 |
173 |
132 |
35 |
6 |
943 |
The banquet hall is to the righht. TO THE RIGHT. |
1.2717 |
0.03855 |
173 |
136 |
29 |
8 |
944 |
But what if I’m still not quite ready to come out of my shell? |
1.2717 |
0.04424 |
173 |
138 |
23 |
12 |
945 |
Man, it's 2024. You can't do blackface. |
1.2714 |
0.03946 |
199 |
156 |
32 |
11 |
946 |
Just so you know I’m unsalted |
1.2714 |
0.04010 |
199 |
157 |
30 |
12 |
947 |
MISTER Peanut to you. |
1.2714 |
0.03680 |
199 |
152 |
40 |
7 |
948 |
I hear you're tired of working for me |
1.2714 |
0.03881 |
199 |
155 |
34 |
10 |
949 |
I must go; I’m allergic to elephants. |
1.2713 |
0.03961 |
188 |
146 |
33 |
9 |
950 |
You look a lot different than your profile picture. |
1.2713 |
0.04032 |
188 |
147 |
31 |
10 |
951 |
My old adversary. So we meet again. |
1.2713 |
0.03889 |
188 |
145 |
35 |
8 |
952 |
So circus said you were irrelevant too? |
1.2710 |
0.03927 |
214 |
170 |
30 |
14 |
953 |
Does anybody in the rooom have a nut allergy? |
1.2708 |
0.03974 |
192 |
150 |
32 |
10 |
954 |
Do you have any allergies I need to know about? |
1.2708 |
0.03974 |
192 |
150 |
32 |
10 |
955 |
Could I be speaking to you right now if, in fact, I were a real peanut? |
1.2707 |
0.04423 |
181 |
146 |
21 |
14 |
956 |
At least you're still allowed in the room |
1.2707 |
0.04061 |
181 |
141 |
31 |
9 |
957 |
I think we’re going to need a bigger EpiPen. |
1.2706 |
0.04236 |
170 |
133 |
28 |
9 |
958 |
"Unfortunately, I feel rotten today. And how are you?" |
1.2706 |
0.03894 |
170 |
129 |
36 |
5 |
959 |
You should know I have a scorching case of peanut mold. |
1.2706 |
0.04153 |
170 |
132 |
30 |
8 |
960 |
I dressed up, but I’m not going to throw myself at you. |
1.2706 |
0.04068 |
170 |
131 |
32 |
7 |
961 |
I can only hope you are allergic. |
1.2705 |
0.03586 |
207 |
158 |
42 |
7 |
962 |
Nuts, well this is awkward. |
1.2705 |
0.03839 |
207 |
162 |
34 |
11 |
963 |
No, good sir. No. Not a peanut. A hand grenade. |
1.2705 |
0.03778 |
207 |
161 |
36 |
10 |
964 |
This is the last time I'll remind you - you're working for me! |
1.2704 |
0.03782 |
196 |
151 |
37 |
8 |
965 |
Tell Skippy I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. |
1.2704 |
0.03984 |
196 |
154 |
31 |
11 |
966 |
Stands to reason my worst nightmare would come true NOW... |
1.2703 |
0.03662 |
222 |
173 |
38 |
11 |
967 |
Please, no more I’m already down to one nut |
1.2703 |
0.03878 |
222 |
177 |
30 |
15 |
968 |
I know you’re hungry, but I’m way past my best-by date. |
1.2701 |
0.04006 |
174 |
134 |
33 |
7 |
969 |
Yes, Herbert. It's true. I'm not your real father. |
1.2700 |
0.04054 |
200 |
159 |
28 |
13 |
970 |
Honestly, I just play one on t.v. |
1.2698 |
0.03723 |
189 |
144 |
39 |
6 |
971 |
Wait -- am I the only peanut in the room? |
1.2698 |
0.03797 |
189 |
145 |
37 |
7 |
972 |
Let’s just talk for a moment. I’m not ready to come out of my shell. |
1.2698 |
0.04014 |
189 |
148 |
31 |
10 |
973 |
Listen up, everybody! I know no one wants to talk about it, but trust me, now's the time!! |
1.2697 |
0.04026 |
178 |
138 |
32 |
8 |
974 |
And so we meet again, Mr. Trump! |
1.2697 |
0.04180 |
178 |
140 |
28 |
10 |
975 |
Somehow I knew it would come to this... |
1.2696 |
0.03812 |
204 |
159 |
35 |
10 |
976 |
If I look at you out of my left eye, you look like the grim reaper. Out of my right eye, you're an elephant. |
1.2695 |
0.04199 |
167 |
130 |
29 |
8 |
977 |
That's quite a confession. So you don't eat peanuts, but you are afraid of mice, correct? |
1.2695 |
0.04367 |
167 |
132 |
25 |
10 |
978 |
I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.2690 |
0.04048 |
171 |
132 |
32 |
7 |
979 |
Well, I am The Peanut in the room! |
1.2689 |
0.03832 |
212 |
167 |
33 |
12 |
980 |
I was greatly misled by those blind men about the contents of this room |
1.2688 |
0.03982 |
186 |
145 |
32 |
9 |
981 |
Come back to finish me off, have you? Perhaps I was a fool for thinking you would ever forget… |
1.2688 |
0.04125 |
186 |
147 |
28 |
11 |
982 |
I've dreaded this day... |
1.2688 |
0.03795 |
186 |
145 |
33 |
8 |
983 |
Look, it's not the worst thing that
no one ever wants to talk about you. |
1.2687 |
0.03911 |
201 |
158 |
32 |
11 |
984 |
You wouldn't eat a peanut wearing glasses, would you? |
1.2685 |
0.03666 |
216 |
168 |
38 |
10 |
985 |
All right, have it your way - You're the elephant in the room. |
1.2684 |
0.03925 |
190 |
148 |
33 |
9 |
986 |
So much for your peanut allergy. |
1.2684 |
0.04064 |
190 |
150 |
29 |
11 |
987 |
Where is an allergy when you need it? |
1.2684 |
0.04132 |
190 |
151 |
27 |
12 |
988 |
As your psychiatrist, I have to tell you that a big ego is the least of your problems, Mr. Decker. Let's talk about your distorted self-image and how you view others in relation to your own needs and desires. |
1.2682 |
0.04308 |
179 |
143 |
24 |
12 |
989 |
Before you do anything rash, understand I’m just a guy in a peanut suit. |
1.2679 |
0.03621 |
209 |
161 |
40 |
8 |
990 |
It’s MR. PEANUT, to you, big guy |
1.2678 |
0.04169 |
183 |
145 |
27 |
11 |
991 |
So they found a hitman who works for peanuts, after all. |
1.2678 |
0.04379 |
183 |
148 |
21 |
14 |
992 |
Oh, yeah? Well, I’m allergic to elephants. |
1.2676 |
0.03698 |
213 |
166 |
37 |
10 |
993 |
I feel like there should be an expression for addressing this awkward moment. |
1.2676 |
0.03698 |
213 |
166 |
37 |
10 |
994 |
So I take it you’re not a female peanut looking for companionship? |
1.2675 |
0.04275 |
157 |
122 |
28 |
7 |
995 |
Maybe you would prefer some Cracker Jacks instead? |
1.2673 |
0.03652 |
217 |
169 |
38 |
10 |
996 |
My honey-roasted cousin will be here soon. |
1.2671 |
0.04203 |
161 |
125 |
29 |
7 |
997 |
I am not the peanut you're looking for |
1.2670 |
0.03497 |
191 |
151 |
32 |
8 |
998 |
Hi, handsome. I'm a complimentary peanut. |
1.2670 |
0.03903 |
206 |
163 |
31 |
12 |
999 |
Donald assesses his fan base |
1.2667 |
0.03967 |
210 |
168 |
28 |
14 |
1000 |
“I think I over did it on the micro dosing.” |
1.2667 |
0.04395 |
165 |
131 |
24 |
10 |
1001 |
You don't remember me? |
1.2667 |
0.03662 |
180 |
136 |
40 |
4 |
1002 |
Can I offer you some grass? |
1.2667 |
0.04310 |
165 |
130 |
26 |
9 |
1003 |
Consider carefully. If you have an undiagnosed peanut allergy and you eat me then it’s lights out for you too. |
1.2667 |
0.04117 |
195 |
156 |
26 |
13 |
1004 |
I'm just their mascot. |
1.2667 |
0.03745 |
180 |
137 |
38 |
5 |
1005 |
So I guess we can address the other "elephant in the room"...why a peanut is wearing a monacle. |
1.2667 |
0.03787 |
180 |
140 |
33 |
7 |
1006 |
The Rorschach test revealed Mr. Peanut's deepest fear |
1.2663 |
0.03732 |
199 |
154 |
37 |
8 |
1007 |
Either you’re an elephant or I am just plain nuts! |
1.2663 |
0.03995 |
199 |
158 |
29 |
12 |
1008 |
So we meet at last, Elephant In the Room… |
1.2663 |
0.03866 |
199 |
156 |
33 |
10 |
1009 |
Remember me? |
1.2663 |
0.04003 |
184 |
144 |
31 |
9 |
1010 |
The pay is peanuts, ‘says the elephant in the room’” |
1.2660 |
0.03749 |
203 |
158 |
36 |
9 |
1011 |
well well well...if it isn't the consequences of my actions. |
1.2660 |
0.04001 |
203 |
162 |
28 |
13 |
1012 |
Somebody has to be the peanut in the room. |
1.2659 |
0.04090 |
173 |
135 |
30 |
8 |
1013 |
Okay, this is the last time I agree to a blind date |
1.2659 |
0.04090 |
173 |
135 |
30 |
8 |
1014 |
I've escaped from stickier jams than this! |
1.2659 |
0.04329 |
173 |
138 |
24 |
11 |
1015 |
When I said "you crack me up" I meant it metaphorically. |
1.2658 |
0.04345 |
158 |
124 |
26 |
8 |
1016 |
And you are ? |
1.2656 |
0.03597 |
192 |
146 |
41 |
5 |
1017 |
Am I not supposed to mention the you know what in the room? |
1.2655 |
0.04027 |
177 |
138 |
31 |
8 |
1018 |
As a vegan, I bet you're feeling pretty conflicted right now. |
1.2655 |
0.04183 |
177 |
140 |
27 |
10 |
1019 |
When the obituaries included a pistachio in a derby hat and the filbert on crutches, I assumed you were on the loose again. |
1.2655 |
0.04106 |
177 |
139 |
29 |
9 |
1020 |
You see, my grand old friend, even the best of us can’t ignore the elephant in the room any longer. |
1.2652 |
0.04193 |
181 |
144 |
26 |
11 |
1021 |
Mr. Peanut, always the elegant host, suddenly realized his “bring your own snack” invite was a bit too ambiguous. |
1.2652 |
0.03967 |
181 |
141 |
32 |
8 |
1022 |
Ok, it’s a deal. $800 and Mrs. Peanut is a goner. But no one can know I was ever here. |
1.2652 |
0.04044 |
181 |
142 |
30 |
9 |
1023 |
Tell me your'e not in this room. |
1.2652 |
0.03889 |
181 |
140 |
34 |
7 |
1024 |
Can we just agree you are the "elephant in the room" and move on to something else so no one gets hurt? |
1.2651 |
0.03638 |
215 |
170 |
34 |
11 |
1025 |
Circus in town? |
1.2651 |
0.04454 |
166 |
133 |
22 |
11 |
1026 |
Forget it! At my age, there is only peanut butter inside. |
1.2649 |
0.03984 |
185 |
145 |
31 |
9 |
1027 |
I promise - it was just a figure of speech. I would never talk about you. |
1.2649 |
0.03984 |
185 |
145 |
31 |
9 |
1028 |
I'm just not into metaphors. |
1.2649 |
0.03984 |
185 |
145 |
31 |
9 |
1029 |
Darn right I banged on the ceiling — who the heck wants an elephant for an upstairs neighbor! |
1.2649 |
0.04337 |
185 |
150 |
21 |
14 |
1030 |
What say we work on your fear of mice rather than your good cravings? |
1.2647 |
0.04134 |
170 |
133 |
29 |
8 |
1031 |
Have you forgotten your allergy? |
1.2646 |
0.03780 |
189 |
146 |
36 |
7 |
1032 |
I'm an icon. You wouldn't get away with it! |
1.2646 |
0.04136 |
189 |
151 |
26 |
12 |
1033 |
Now, now big fellow, remember how allergy prone you are! |
1.2644 |
0.03747 |
208 |
163 |
35 |
10 |
1034 |
If that circus train leaves and you're not on it, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. |
1.2644 |
0.04307 |
174 |
139 |
24 |
11 |
1035 |
How did you get through the door? |
1.2644 |
0.04229 |
174 |
138 |
26 |
10 |
1036 |
I never traded ivory...you're confusing me with the Monopoly guy! |
1.2644 |
0.04307 |
174 |
139 |
24 |
11 |
1037 |
There's more than one cliche going on here. |
1.2644 |
0.04229 |
174 |
138 |
26 |
10 |
1038 |
It's hard to deny the elephant in the room |
1.2644 |
0.04150 |
174 |
137 |
28 |
9 |
1039 |
I tell you, I'm just a hollow shell of a man! |
1.2644 |
0.03902 |
174 |
134 |
34 |
6 |
1040 |
I prefer your pink cousin,to be honest. |
1.2642 |
0.04075 |
193 |
154 |
27 |
12 |
1041 |
You realize you don't have to reinforce stereotypes, don't you? |
1.2642 |
0.03543 |
193 |
149 |
38 |
6 |
1042 |
When he saw the other candidates up for the Popular Idiom position, he wondered how he ever thought ‘the Mr Peanut in the room’ would work. |
1.2642 |
0.03871 |
193 |
151 |
33 |
9 |
1043 |
I’ve been avoiding you all night |
1.2642 |
0.03801 |
193 |
150 |
35 |
8 |
1044 |
Is this about my time in the nuthouse? |
1.2642 |
0.04008 |
193 |
153 |
29 |
11 |
1045 |
Let me introduce myself. I’m Mr. Cactus. |
1.2642 |
0.03933 |
212 |
170 |
28 |
14 |
1046 |
Everybody loves a nut, but you’re the elephant in the room. |
1.2642 |
0.04100 |
212 |
173 |
22 |
17 |
1047 |
The power is in mentioning you and watching you disappear”. |
1.2640 |
0.04238 |
178 |
142 |
25 |
11 |
1048 |
Oh! I didn't see you standing there. |
1.2640 |
0.04016 |
197 |
157 |
28 |
12 |
1049 |
That's, 'Mister Peanut' to you Pachyderm!" |
1.2638 |
0.04248 |
163 |
128 |
27 |
8 |
1050 |
I don't respond to goober my good man. |
1.2637 |
0.04099 |
182 |
144 |
28 |
10 |
1051 |
So you are the famous elephant in the room everyone knows but no one is talking about |
1.2635 |
0.04668 |
167 |
137 |
16 |
14 |
1052 |
If you’re not careful, you could be roasted in November, too. |
1.2632 |
0.03683 |
228 |
181 |
34 |
13 |
1053 |
You do realize that you are only a shadow of your former self. |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
1054 |
Am I nuts? Or is there a literal elephant in the room? |
1.2632 |
0.04048 |
190 |
151 |
28 |
11 |
1055 |
I should have known 'a short drive' would end here. |
1.2632 |
0.04028 |
171 |
133 |
31 |
7 |
1056 |
Suddenly, Mr. Peanut realized he was in the wrong room. |
1.2632 |
0.04276 |
171 |
136 |
25 |
10 |
1057 |
It has to look like an accident |
1.2632 |
0.04048 |
190 |
151 |
28 |
11 |
1058 |
Wow. This room has huge negative space. |
1.2629 |
0.03853 |
194 |
152 |
33 |
9 |
1059 |
Is no one going to talk about the peanut in the room? |
1.2629 |
0.04129 |
175 |
138 |
28 |
9 |
1060 |
Funny, I was just talking about you. |
1.2626 |
0.03801 |
198 |
155 |
34 |
9 |
1061 |
Just my luck! There's no avoiding the elephant in the room! |
1.2626 |
0.03801 |
198 |
155 |
34 |
9 |
1062 |
When they ask, tell them you work for peanuts! |
1.2626 |
0.04124 |
198 |
160 |
24 |
14 |
1063 |
Good work bringing Barnum onto our side, but where do we stand with Bailey? |
1.2626 |
0.04065 |
179 |
141 |
29 |
9 |
1064 |
Alas, my large friend, I’m a monocle above your usual fare. |
1.2626 |
0.03908 |
179 |
139 |
33 |
7 |
1065 |
Oh, shuck me! |
1.2625 |
0.04297 |
160 |
126 |
26 |
8 |
1066 |
I believe there is an obvious topic of conversation that we might as well stop trying to avoid. |
1.2623 |
0.03773 |
183 |
141 |
36 |
6 |
1067 |
I think it’s time to address the peanut in the room. |
1.2623 |
0.04079 |
183 |
145 |
28 |
10 |
1068 |
I know you're hungry, but I will never satisfy your needs. |
1.2623 |
0.03929 |
183 |
143 |
32 |
8 |
1069 |
Ok Let’s Start With The Elephant In The Room |
1.2620 |
0.04089 |
187 |
149 |
27 |
11 |
1070 |
When the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2619 |
0.04325 |
168 |
134 |
24 |
10 |
1071 |
Oh No, My worst nightmare. Its the elephant in the room ! |
1.2618 |
0.04097 |
191 |
153 |
26 |
12 |
1072 |
I knew one day there would be an elephant in the room. |
1.2618 |
0.04164 |
191 |
154 |
24 |
13 |
1073 |
What do you mean I’m your Moby Dick? |
1.2616 |
0.04333 |
172 |
138 |
23 |
11 |
1074 |
My good man, that's MR. Peanut, to you. |
1.2616 |
0.04091 |
172 |
135 |
29 |
8 |
1075 |
I'm not going to crack. |
1.2615 |
0.03623 |
195 |
150 |
39 |
6 |
1076 |
I was told that you have allergies. |
1.2615 |
0.03904 |
195 |
154 |
31 |
10 |
1077 |
Now I know I'm nuts. |
1.2614 |
0.04108 |
176 |
139 |
28 |
9 |
1078 |
I’m in your corner big guy. |
1.2614 |
0.04108 |
176 |
139 |
28 |
9 |
1079 |
I'll give you 10 grand now, and another 10 when I see his empty shell. |
1.2614 |
0.04339 |
176 |
142 |
22 |
12 |
1080 |
Can’t we just ignore each other? |
1.2613 |
0.03784 |
199 |
156 |
34 |
9 |
1081 |
Whoops! Wrong room. |
1.2609 |
0.03755 |
184 |
142 |
36 |
6 |
1082 |
I don't have time for this. I'm on my way to play Monopoly. |
1.2609 |
0.03621 |
207 |
161 |
38 |
8 |
1083 |
I suppose from your standpoint we need to talk about the peanut in the room |
1.2609 |
0.04410 |
184 |
151 |
18 |
15 |
1084 |
So, Snuffles, we meet again. |
1.2606 |
0.04070 |
188 |
150 |
27 |
11 |
1085 |
And then Mr. Peanut realized the elephant in the room was the actual problem. |
1.2606 |
0.03999 |
188 |
149 |
29 |
10 |
1086 |
Mouse! |
1.2606 |
0.04114 |
165 |
129 |
29 |
7 |
1087 |
Well, hello Donald. |
1.2606 |
0.04459 |
165 |
133 |
21 |
11 |
1088 |
It's a great location but I don't know if we could share one bedroom. |
1.2606 |
0.03835 |
165 |
126 |
35 |
4 |
1089 |
I suppose we should talk. |
1.2604 |
0.03728 |
192 |
154 |
28 |
10 |
1090 |
Yes, I do remember the late great Chuckles the Clown. |
1.2604 |
0.03728 |
192 |
149 |
36 |
7 |
1091 |
Can you be certain you don’t have an allergy? |
1.2601 |
0.04070 |
173 |
136 |
29 |
8 |
1092 |
Whoa...Let me warn you. I've caused diarrhea, vomiting and palpitations in guys even bigger than you. |
1.2601 |
0.03987 |
173 |
135 |
31 |
7 |
1093 |
I really wish you WEREN’T in the room. |
1.2599 |
0.04008 |
177 |
139 |
30 |
8 |
1094 |
I'm warning you, under this shell, I'm salted. |
1.2599 |
0.03845 |
177 |
137 |
34 |
6 |
1095 |
Don’t even think about it. I have friends at all the best zoos… |
1.2599 |
0.04242 |
177 |
142 |
24 |
11 |
1096 |
You sure? There are a lot of people who can’t tolerate me. |
1.2599 |
0.03927 |
177 |
138 |
32 |
7 |
1097 |
I am not a snack! |
1.2597 |
0.04302 |
154 |
121 |
26 |
7 |
1098 |
You realize, of course, that I'm just a two-dimensional logo. |
1.2597 |
0.03708 |
181 |
139 |
37 |
5 |
1099 |
Now now, don't make any rash decisions that you'll have to remember for the rest of your life. |
1.2597 |
0.03870 |
181 |
141 |
33 |
7 |
1100 |
Listen, here me out: a moment on the lips, a lifetime in the hips… |
1.2596 |
0.03915 |
208 |
167 |
28 |
13 |
1101 |
I'll forgo the obvious . . . |
1.2595 |
0.04229 |
158 |
124 |
27 |
7 |
1102 |
Back off, Bindu. I'm rotten and over 100 years old. |
1.2595 |
0.04182 |
185 |
149 |
24 |
12 |
1103 |
But I should warn you, I was roasted in hydrogenated palm oil. |
1.2595 |
0.04040 |
185 |
147 |
28 |
10 |
1104 |
It’s okay. C’mon in. They asked if I had a pet. They just didn’t ask what kind of a pet. |
1.2595 |
0.04040 |
185 |
147 |
28 |
10 |
1105 |
The name is McConnell--who the hell are you? |
1.2593 |
0.03970 |
162 |
125 |
32 |
5 |
1106 |
How moldy is a 104-year-old peanut? You gotta ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, trunk? |
1.2593 |
0.04339 |
162 |
129 |
24 |
9 |
1107 |
My safe word is 'banana'. |
1.2591 |
0.03924 |
193 |
153 |
30 |
10 |
1108 |
I ask again, what elephant? |
1.2591 |
0.03712 |
193 |
150 |
36 |
7 |
1109 |
I'd rather not talk about you. |
1.2591 |
0.03924 |
193 |
153 |
30 |
10 |
1110 |
Faced with sure death, Mr Peanut did not crack under pressure |
1.2590 |
0.04180 |
166 |
131 |
27 |
8 |
1111 |
Come on ? Are you’re sure you’re not still allergic? |
1.2589 |
0.03663 |
197 |
153 |
37 |
7 |
1112 |
I thought they were joking when they said you work for peanuts. |
1.2588 |
0.04113 |
170 |
134 |
28 |
8 |
1113 |
Back off. I can be brittle. |
1.2588 |
0.04028 |
170 |
133 |
30 |
7 |
1114 |
Please. No. I have a severe elephant-allergy. |
1.2588 |
0.04113 |
170 |
134 |
28 |
8 |
1115 |
Can't we talk about this? |
1.2586 |
0.04049 |
174 |
137 |
29 |
8 |
1116 |
If you let me go, I can deliver thousand of my friends. |
1.2586 |
0.03707 |
174 |
133 |
37 |
4 |
1117 |
We can discuss you later. |
1.2586 |
0.03967 |
174 |
136 |
31 |
7 |
1118 |
It wasn't enough that they fired me?" |
1.2586 |
0.03967 |
174 |
136 |
31 |
7 |
1119 |
You're not just eating a peanut, you're disrupting the entire capitalist enterprise. |
1.2586 |
0.04049 |
174 |
137 |
29 |
8 |
1120 |
The invitation said, ‘Welcome to our party for nuts’. |
1.2585 |
0.03701 |
205 |
161 |
35 |
9 |
1121 |
Nuts! I must be in the wrong apartment! |
1.2584 |
0.03826 |
178 |
138 |
34 |
6 |
1122 |
No chance of a peanut allergy? |
1.2584 |
0.03988 |
178 |
140 |
30 |
8 |
1123 |
..,and don’t forget, there will be plenty of snacks AFTER the tour. |
1.2583 |
0.04552 |
151 |
121 |
21 |
9 |
1124 |
And that’s when Percy realized why people applied for concealed mouse permits. |
1.2583 |
0.04454 |
151 |
120 |
23 |
8 |
1125 |
Yes, of course we can discuss lowering your monthly rent. |
1.2581 |
0.04020 |
186 |
148 |
28 |
10 |
1126 |
Is there any chance that you have a peanut allergy? |
1.2581 |
0.03797 |
186 |
145 |
34 |
7 |
1127 |
The real elephant in the room is why a talking peanut needs a monocle in the first place. |
1.2579 |
0.04299 |
159 |
126 |
25 |
8 |
1128 |
Surprise, size does matter! |
1.2579 |
0.04480 |
159 |
128 |
21 |
10 |
1129 |
But I'm not a peanut; I'm a hand grenade. Govern yourself accordingly! Besides shouldn't you be in Washington impeaching someone, anyone? |
1.2579 |
0.04299 |
159 |
126 |
25 |
8 |
1130 |
Well, Planters brought me back to life once so… |
1.2577 |
0.03695 |
194 |
151 |
36 |
7 |
1131 |
Please, I have a family. |
1.2577 |
0.04044 |
163 |
127 |
30 |
6 |
1132 |
Pistachios, really?! |
1.2577 |
0.03949 |
163 |
126 |
32 |
5 |
1133 |
Any allergies I should know about? |
1.2575 |
0.04070 |
167 |
131 |
29 |
7 |
1134 |
Tell Trump that President Reagan wants his brand back. |
1.2573 |
0.04092 |
171 |
135 |
28 |
8 |
1135 |
Would you believe I'm actually a mouse in a peanut costume...? |
1.2573 |
0.04092 |
171 |
135 |
28 |
8 |
1136 |
Don’t you think you’ve had enough? |
1.2573 |
0.04007 |
171 |
134 |
30 |
7 |
1137 |
deep trunk, i take it? |
1.2573 |
0.04175 |
171 |
136 |
26 |
9 |
1138 |
Are we going to address the peanut in the room orrr? |
1.2573 |
0.04416 |
171 |
139 |
20 |
12 |
1139 |
I never thought we’d work together, but I need your help to take down those Reese’s punks. |
1.2571 |
0.04029 |
175 |
138 |
29 |
8 |
1140 |
I thought this was the peanut gallery, why is there only one of you? |
1.2571 |
0.04189 |
175 |
140 |
25 |
10 |
1141 |
Mrs. Peanut mustn’t know about this. |
1.2571 |
0.04189 |
175 |
140 |
25 |
10 |
1142 |
So, am I the only one who senses the elephant in the room? |
1.2570 |
0.03638 |
179 |
142 |
30 |
7 |
1143 |
Do I look worried? |
1.2570 |
0.03968 |
179 |
141 |
30 |
8 |
1144 |
you know, idioms are meant to be metaphorical |
1.2568 |
0.04301 |
148 |
116 |
26 |
6 |
1145 |
Formal does not mean "all black". |
1.2567 |
0.03928 |
187 |
148 |
30 |
9 |
1146 |
I think you got me here under false pretense Mr. Trump! |
1.2565 |
0.03873 |
191 |
151 |
31 |
9 |
1147 |
It's not my fault you're the mascot for an unpopular brand. |
1.2564 |
0.04444 |
156 |
125 |
22 |
9 |
1148 |
I got a new shipment coming in next week. I just need a little more time.. |
1.2564 |
0.03845 |
156 |
119 |
34 |
3 |
1149 |
FYI, Jumbo, the monocle is a choking hazard. |
1.2563 |
0.03990 |
160 |
124 |
31 |
5 |
1150 |
Ok, so you're not a zebra ... Or a wolf in sheep's clothing ... Must be one of the other cliches. |
1.2563 |
0.04275 |
160 |
127 |
25 |
8 |
1151 |
Are you SURE you don't want to try some sunflower seeds instead? |
1.2563 |
0.04366 |
160 |
128 |
23 |
9 |
1152 |
I knew I should have worn my MAGA hat.... |
1.2563 |
0.04366 |
160 |
128 |
23 |
9 |
1153 |
Don't touch me. I identify as a mouse. |
1.2561 |
0.04378 |
164 |
132 |
22 |
10 |
1154 |
Every Peanut's Nightmare! |
1.2561 |
0.04204 |
164 |
130 |
26 |
8 |
1155 |
Did you really think you could just ignore me? |
1.2561 |
0.04292 |
164 |
131 |
24 |
9 |
1156 |
I always knew jelly was going to set me up like this. |
1.2561 |
0.04204 |
164 |
130 |
26 |
8 |
1157 |
I am a Republican, please don’t eat me. |
1.2560 |
0.04467 |
168 |
137 |
19 |
12 |
1158 |
If you don't eat me I can introduce you to some tastier friends |
1.2560 |
0.04305 |
168 |
135 |
23 |
10 |
1159 |
I’m hoping you’re the proverbial one, not one with an actual appetite. |
1.2558 |
0.03987 |
172 |
135 |
30 |
7 |
1160 |
And here I thought you were pink. |
1.2557 |
0.03758 |
176 |
136 |
35 |
5 |
1161 |
Steady on there, I'm well passed my sell-by date. |
1.2557 |
0.03927 |
176 |
138 |
31 |
7 |
1162 |
Suddenly the details no longer mattered. They were finally alone. Together. |
1.2557 |
0.03927 |
176 |
138 |
31 |
7 |
1163 |
Before you make another move, let me tell you something that might give you pause: I love you. I’ve always loved you. I’ve been too afraid to tell you this because of what the world might think. But the heck with everyone else! You are all I want. |
1.2554 |
0.04114 |
184 |
148 |
25 |
11 |
1164 |
Are you sure you don't have an allergy? |
1.2554 |
0.04041 |
184 |
147 |
27 |
10 |
1165 |
OMG! You’re just a shadow of your former self now! |
1.2554 |
0.03967 |
184 |
146 |
29 |
9 |
1166 |
When your profile said 'tall, dark and handsome' I let myself believe that you might turn out to be the Brazil Nut of my dreams. |
1.2552 |
0.03855 |
192 |
152 |
31 |
9 |
1167 |
No. No. I’m Mr. Penis! |
1.2552 |
0.04062 |
192 |
155 |
25 |
12 |
1168 |
If I'd known they were being literal when they told me to address the elephant in the room I wouldn't have come |
1.2552 |
0.03783 |
192 |
151 |
33 |
8 |
1169 |
It's time for us to address the peanut in the room. |
1.2551 |
0.03937 |
196 |
157 |
28 |
11 |
1170 |
You know, it is difficult not to notice you. |
1.2549 |
0.04402 |
153 |
122 |
23 |
8 |
1171 |
If it’s not the elephant in the room! |
1.2549 |
0.04593 |
153 |
124 |
19 |
10 |
1172 |
This is just another cliche about the peanut in the room |
1.2549 |
0.03702 |
204 |
161 |
34 |
9 |
1173 |
I was supposed to be the elephant in the room. |
1.2545 |
0.04092 |
165 |
130 |
28 |
7 |
1174 |
Oy, I knew I would've fit in better at the Democratic National Convention. |
1.2545 |
0.04001 |
165 |
129 |
30 |
6 |
1175 |
Oh, so we are going to address the elephant in the room. |
1.2545 |
0.03907 |
165 |
128 |
32 |
5 |
1176 |
This is a costume.... I am NOT a real peanut! |
1.2545 |
0.04269 |
165 |
132 |
24 |
9 |
1177 |
That’s Mr. Mr Peanut to you. |
1.2544 |
0.04114 |
169 |
134 |
27 |
8 |
1178 |
You work for me, not the other way around. |
1.2543 |
0.04132 |
173 |
138 |
26 |
9 |
1179 |
I can’t ignore you in this room… |
1.2543 |
0.04132 |
173 |
138 |
26 |
9 |
1180 |
Can we just talk this out like normal cartoon characters? |
1.2542 |
0.03824 |
177 |
138 |
33 |
6 |
1181 |
forget you saw me here and i can show you where there are thousands of us |
1.2541 |
0.04007 |
181 |
144 |
28 |
9 |
1182 |
Don’t be jealous that I bought this place for peanuts. |
1.2541 |
0.04007 |
181 |
144 |
28 |
9 |
1183 |
The one thing Mr. Peanut feared the most--the elephant in the room. |
1.2541 |
0.04231 |
181 |
147 |
22 |
12 |
1184 |
You used to be pink. |
1.2535 |
0.04291 |
142 |
111 |
26 |
5 |
1185 |
My name is Inigo Montoya… |
1.2534 |
0.04743 |
146 |
119 |
17 |
10 |
1186 |
Yes, they were my friends. |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
1187 |
I called 911 and the mice are on their way! |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1188 |
For me, 'the elephant in the room' is kind of existential. |
1.2532 |
0.04573 |
158 |
129 |
18 |
11 |
1189 |
I’m sure you remember that peanut allergies can be fatal. |
1.2532 |
0.04109 |
158 |
124 |
28 |
6 |
1190 |
You need to understand that The Elephant in the Room is just a figure of speech. |
1.2532 |
0.04109 |
158 |
124 |
28 |
6 |
1191 |
Wait! I swear I'm the guy from Monopoly—top hat, cane, monocle. Would I lie to you? |
1.2532 |
0.03907 |
158 |
122 |
32 |
4 |
1192 |
Drat, I keep walking into metaphors |
1.2531 |
0.04228 |
162 |
129 |
25 |
8 |
1193 |
Sir, I just work here. |
1.2531 |
0.04136 |
162 |
128 |
27 |
7 |
1194 |
You got the wrong guy. I'm Mr. Legume. |
1.2530 |
0.04331 |
166 |
134 |
22 |
10 |
1195 |
So what brings you here? |
1.2530 |
0.03979 |
166 |
130 |
30 |
6 |
1196 |
Would it matter if I said I was a Trump supporter? |
1.2529 |
0.04340 |
170 |
138 |
21 |
11 |
1197 |
You wanna piece of me? |
1.2529 |
0.04007 |
170 |
134 |
29 |
7 |
1198 |
I can certainly see the big issue here is that I need to come out of my shell. |
1.2529 |
0.04093 |
170 |
135 |
27 |
8 |
1199 |
Your profile picture looked different |
1.2529 |
0.03829 |
170 |
132 |
33 |
5 |
1200 |
And so we meet again! |
1.2529 |
0.03919 |
170 |
133 |
31 |
6 |
1201 |
I’m an anthropomorphic peanut advertisement . So spare me your hostilities . I have troubles of my own . |
1.2529 |
0.03774 |
174 |
135 |
34 |
5 |
1202 |
Et tu, Pachyderm? |
1.2529 |
0.03774 |
174 |
135 |
34 |
5 |
1203 |
No, I'm not ignoring you. |
1.2528 |
0.03969 |
178 |
141 |
29 |
8 |
1204 |
Wait, so now I’m the elephant in the room? |
1.2528 |
0.04350 |
178 |
146 |
19 |
13 |
1205 |
A top hat and cane would go a long way toward getting you acknowledged. |
1.2528 |
0.03888 |
178 |
140 |
31 |
7 |
1206 |
So, you’re not just a metaphor? |
1.2527 |
0.03752 |
182 |
142 |
34 |
6 |
1207 |
I swear - I'm just a guy in a peanut suit. |
1.2527 |
0.03855 |
186 |
147 |
31 |
8 |
1208 |
I totally disagree with that notion.I have reached "icon" status while you are only a shadow of your former self. |
1.2526 |
0.04015 |
190 |
153 |
26 |
11 |
1209 |
From now on they will have to deal with the Peanut in the room. |
1.2526 |
0.03574 |
190 |
147 |
38 |
5 |
1210 |
Can we address the elephant in the room? You have a nut allergy. |
1.2525 |
0.04031 |
198 |
161 |
24 |
13 |
1211 |
Who said vaudeville's dead? |
1.2517 |
0.04379 |
143 |
113 |
24 |
6 |
1212 |
You are a nightmare, right? |
1.2517 |
0.04300 |
147 |
116 |
25 |
6 |
1213 |
Please don't hurt me, there's a Mrs. Peanut. |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
1214 |
Awwww nuts! |
1.2516 |
0.04351 |
155 |
124 |
23 |
8 |
1215 |
At least you're a democrat, right |
1.2516 |
0.04154 |
155 |
122 |
27 |
6 |
1216 |
I should probably address you, huh? |
1.2516 |
0.04154 |
155 |
122 |
27 |
6 |
1217 |
Bet you thought I forgot… |
1.2516 |
0.04539 |
155 |
126 |
19 |
10 |
1218 |
Actually, I think the bigger issue is the talking peanut with a monocle and top hat in the room. |
1.2516 |
0.04458 |
159 |
129 |
20 |
10 |
1219 |
I remember you,too! |
1.2516 |
0.04086 |
159 |
125 |
28 |
6 |
1220 |
Horrible stomach pain? Probably a toss-up between my top hat and walking stick. Unless my monocle breaks into jagged shards. |
1.2515 |
0.04021 |
163 |
128 |
29 |
6 |
1221 |
So, you're finally in the room. |
1.2515 |
0.04381 |
163 |
132 |
21 |
10 |
1222 |
Elitist?! Is it the monocle? |
1.2515 |
0.04114 |
163 |
129 |
27 |
7 |
1223 |
I'm definitely feeling a hostile environment. |
1.2515 |
0.03828 |
163 |
126 |
33 |
4 |
1224 |
Thank you for making me see that beneath it all I am still a nutritious and tasty snack. |
1.2515 |
0.03525 |
167 |
134 |
27 |
6 |
1225 |
Behind you! A tiny mouse! |
1.2515 |
0.04048 |
167 |
132 |
28 |
7 |
1226 |
I guess it was inevitable after New Hampshire. |
1.2515 |
0.03866 |
167 |
130 |
32 |
5 |
1227 |
Eat me if you wish, Carl. But you should know... I'm your father. |
1.2515 |
0.03986 |
171 |
135 |
29 |
7 |
1228 |
Is that a trunk or are you just happy to see me? |
1.2514 |
0.04170 |
175 |
141 |
24 |
10 |
1229 |
You won't be satisfied with me; I am but a shell of my former self. |
1.2514 |
0.03926 |
175 |
138 |
30 |
7 |
1230 |
You don't look at all like your profile picture! |
1.2514 |
0.04090 |
175 |
140 |
26 |
9 |
1231 |
No on else sees the elephant in the room? |
1.2514 |
0.04009 |
175 |
139 |
28 |
8 |
1232 |
I suppose it’s time for me to address the elephant in the room . . . |
1.2514 |
0.04009 |
175 |
139 |
28 |
8 |
1233 |
Mr. Peanut suddenly realized….he picked the wrong door |
1.2514 |
0.03949 |
179 |
142 |
29 |
8 |
1234 |
Don't look at me that way. You may be the elephant in the room, but I'm a nut above, Buster. |
1.2514 |
0.03787 |
179 |
140 |
33 |
6 |
1235 |
" Guess we're not at the circus anymore." |
1.2514 |
0.03703 |
179 |
139 |
35 |
5 |
1236 |
You scared of me big boy? |
1.2514 |
0.03869 |
179 |
141 |
31 |
7 |
1237 |
Well, I suppose one of us has to say it. I'm the only peanut in the room. |
1.2514 |
0.04043 |
183 |
147 |
26 |
10 |
1238 |
Nope. I am not Mr. Peanut, just a look alike |
1.2514 |
0.03814 |
183 |
144 |
32 |
7 |
1239 |
You heard me. From now on, everyone says ‘The peanut in the room.’ |
1.2513 |
0.04125 |
187 |
152 |
23 |
12 |
1240 |
Look, I've got a fresh-roasted bag of macadamia nuts out in the car. |
1.2513 |
0.03783 |
191 |
151 |
32 |
8 |
1241 |
All right, let's address the... you in the room. |
1.2513 |
0.04327 |
191 |
159 |
16 |
16 |
1242 |
I'm not a shell corp, Mr. GOP. |
1.2513 |
0.03802 |
195 |
155 |
31 |
9 |
1243 |
I'm 108 years old and all dried out. You'd choke on me. |
1.2513 |
0.03751 |
199 |
158 |
32 |
9 |
1244 |
How did you get past security!? |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1245 |
It's just a Halloween costume. |
1.2500 |
0.03873 |
184 |
146 |
30 |
8 |
1246 |
My agent asked that I answer the call for a gimpy, bald, mono-spectacled nutty actor with spaghetti like arms and legs. Are you directing or just hungry? |
1.2500 |
0.04378 |
180 |
149 |
17 |
14 |
1247 |
Did Cracker Jack send you? |
1.2500 |
0.04769 |
140 |
114 |
17 |
9 |
1248 |
I’m telling you Jumbo, corporate greed has ruined me, I’m just the shell of the flavor you seek |
1.2500 |
0.03908 |
192 |
154 |
28 |
10 |
1249 |
We both knew this day would come. |
1.2500 |
0.03425 |
188 |
144 |
41 |
3 |
1250 |
Perhaps this time we should avoid the elephant in the room. |
1.2500 |
0.03752 |
168 |
130 |
34 |
4 |
1251 |
I've got contacts in the business- how would you like to be the next Dumbo? |
1.2500 |
0.04130 |
156 |
123 |
27 |
6 |
1252 |
I think I'm about to have a bad day. |
1.2500 |
0.03649 |
176 |
136 |
36 |
4 |
1253 |
Before this goes any further, be aware that peanut allergies are on the rise, even among pachyderms. |
1.2500 |
0.04091 |
164 |
130 |
27 |
7 |
1254 |
I was hoping you might be anaphylactic. |
1.2500 |
0.04063 |
160 |
126 |
28 |
6 |
1255 |
We're both logos, but I'm apolitical. |
1.2500 |
0.03949 |
184 |
147 |
28 |
9 |
1256 |
I'll bet you think I'm a peanut. |
1.2500 |
0.04105 |
188 |
153 |
23 |
12 |
1257 |
You do know that eating peanuts caused mastadons to become extinct. |
1.2500 |
0.03818 |
188 |
149 |
31 |
8 |
1258 |
Good afternoon, I’m mister Pea…rson |
1.2500 |
0.04344 |
160 |
129 |
22 |
9 |
1259 |
I have COVID |
1.2500 |
0.04373 |
172 |
141 |
19 |
12 |
1260 |
May I interest you in an Impossible Peanut? |
1.2500 |
0.04029 |
156 |
122 |
29 |
5 |
1261 |
You might be bigger than me but I'm an allergen. |
1.2500 |
0.04270 |
164 |
132 |
23 |
9 |
1262 |
We were just not talking about you. |
1.2500 |
0.04215 |
172 |
139 |
23 |
10 |
1263 |
Is this my biggest nightmare or your pleasant dream? |
1.2500 |
0.03822 |
176 |
138 |
32 |
6 |
1264 |
I understand you have a peanut allergy. |
1.2500 |
0.03988 |
152 |
118 |
30 |
4 |
1265 |
Have you been tested for peanut allergies? |
1.2500 |
0.03929 |
180 |
143 |
29 |
8 |
1266 |
May I remind you of your severe nut allergy? |
1.2500 |
0.04159 |
160 |
127 |
26 |
7 |
1267 |
Whatever Chester Cheetah is paying you, I'll double it |
1.2500 |
0.03879 |
172 |
135 |
31 |
6 |
1268 |
Get in the trunk. |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
1269 |
The grim reaper meets Mr. Peanut, |
1.2500 |
0.04159 |
160 |
127 |
26 |
7 |
1270 |
Dammn, I had just out run the squirrels too! |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1271 |
Mr. Peanut? Don't know him. |
1.2500 |
0.03873 |
184 |
146 |
30 |
8 |
1272 |
I know “Sometimes you feel like a nut” but “Sometimes you don’t” , too, right?!? |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
148 |
119 |
21 |
8 |
1273 |
Wait! You'll need me! I'm a registered Republican! |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1274 |
We have to talk about the other "elephant in the room." I know you're attracted to me, but your mother was deathly allergic to legumes. I'm a legume, not a nut. |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1275 |
Oh!!!!!!! So this is the Elephant in the room I keep hearing about!!! |
1.2500 |
0.04433 |
160 |
130 |
20 |
10 |
1276 |
When they say 'Eat The Rich,' they don't mean it literally! |
1.2500 |
0.04274 |
148 |
117 |
25 |
6 |
1277 |
You found me. Well done, I suppose. And now, 20 years in Argentina gone by and it’s finally time to pay the piper. I won’t apologize for what I did. It was war. In truth, I enjoyed it. I was good at it. I was a patriot. And you would call me “nuts.” |
1.2488 |
0.03809 |
209 |
169 |
28 |
12 |
1278 |
Do I have to worry about this elephant in the room? |
1.2487 |
0.04033 |
197 |
161 |
23 |
13 |
1279 |
I'm here to inform you that you have a nut allergy! |
1.2487 |
0.04016 |
189 |
153 |
25 |
11 |
1280 |
Funny,no one's talking about you. |
1.2487 |
0.04016 |
189 |
153 |
25 |
11 |
1281 |
Yeah - well you sold out to the Republican Party. |
1.2486 |
0.03854 |
185 |
147 |
30 |
8 |
1282 |
Now, don’t forget what the doctor said about your allergy. |
1.2486 |
0.03831 |
181 |
143 |
31 |
7 |
1283 |
You must be the must be the elephant in the room...welcome to the peanut gallery. |
1.2486 |
0.04064 |
181 |
146 |
25 |
10 |
1284 |
Wait! I may be your worst allergy. Try Mr. Pecan. |
1.2486 |
0.03667 |
181 |
141 |
35 |
5 |
1285 |
The fact that you are ACTUALLY in the room does give me pause. |
1.2486 |
0.03910 |
181 |
144 |
29 |
8 |
1286 |
You don't like honey roasted, do you? |
1.2486 |
0.03631 |
177 |
137 |
36 |
4 |
1287 |
Now wait a minute, you should know I am not salted. |
1.2486 |
0.03803 |
177 |
139 |
32 |
6 |
1288 |
Always the last ones at the party. |
1.2486 |
0.04049 |
177 |
142 |
26 |
9 |
1289 |
You were sent by Reese's to turn me into pieces? |
1.2485 |
0.04069 |
165 |
131 |
27 |
7 |
1290 |
Uh-oh. I may be legally blind, but I know what this is. |
1.2485 |
0.03884 |
165 |
129 |
31 |
5 |
1291 |
I don't wanna talk about it if you don't wanna talk about it. |
1.2485 |
0.04247 |
165 |
133 |
23 |
9 |
1292 |
I'm just a logo, not very tasty. |
1.2484 |
0.04136 |
161 |
128 |
26 |
7 |
1293 |
I'm...I'm...I'm not that kind of peanut! |
1.2484 |
0.04041 |
161 |
127 |
28 |
6 |
1294 |
You didn’t think I’d forget, did you? |
1.2484 |
0.04041 |
161 |
127 |
28 |
6 |
1295 |
Back away before I release the mice in my pockets. |
1.2484 |
0.03903 |
157 |
122 |
31 |
4 |
1296 |
No, I don't have an EpiPen. I have no pockets! |
1.2484 |
0.04205 |
157 |
125 |
25 |
7 |
1297 |
Hey, Dumbo, why work for peanuts when you can work for Mr. Peanut? |
1.2484 |
0.04107 |
157 |
124 |
27 |
6 |
1298 |
My surname is Peanut, but my mother was a Phylactic—Anna Phylactic. |
1.2484 |
0.04395 |
157 |
127 |
21 |
9 |
1299 |
I understand you work for peanuts like I do. |
1.2484 |
0.04107 |
157 |
124 |
27 |
6 |
1300 |
Could I offer you pretzels or perhaps some Biscoff cookies? |
1.2484 |
0.04107 |
157 |
124 |
27 |
6 |
1301 |
I assure you ‘Eat the rich’ is a figure of speech |
1.2484 |
0.04006 |
157 |
123 |
29 |
5 |
1302 |
Just a bag of snacks? You ate my entire family, you animal! |
1.2484 |
0.04395 |
157 |
127 |
21 |
9 |
1303 |
Um, what if I told you that I have access to a trunkful of peanuts? |
1.2483 |
0.04141 |
149 |
117 |
27 |
5 |
1304 |
It may interest you to know that I'm old and bitter. |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
115 |
24 |
6 |
1305 |
Or I might be a hand grenade disguised as a peanut. |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
115 |
24 |
6 |
1306 |
Hello, my name is Babar. You killed my mother. Prepare to die. |
1.2474 |
0.03927 |
190 |
153 |
27 |
10 |
1307 |
Yes, I can see you. It’s the monocle. |
1.2473 |
0.03984 |
186 |
150 |
26 |
10 |
1308 |
Save the shell for my family. |
1.2473 |
0.03649 |
182 |
142 |
35 |
5 |
1309 |
I knew you wouldn't forget. |
1.2471 |
0.04009 |
174 |
139 |
27 |
8 |
1310 |
Horton, I presume. |
1.2471 |
0.03897 |
170 |
134 |
30 |
6 |
1311 |
I am mentioning the elephant in the room: I am no longer edible! |
1.2470 |
0.03863 |
166 |
130 |
31 |
5 |
1312 |
You probably don’t remember me. |
1.2470 |
0.03956 |
166 |
131 |
29 |
6 |
1313 |
Please tell me you just want a selfie. |
1.2470 |
0.03956 |
166 |
131 |
29 |
6 |
1314 |
Consider this. I can easily slip out through this adjacent door whereas you will remain stuck in this room. |
1.2470 |
0.03956 |
166 |
131 |
29 |
6 |
1315 |
Sometimes I feel like a nut |
1.2469 |
0.04019 |
162 |
128 |
28 |
6 |
1316 |
There’s no elephant in the room, there’s no elephant in the room! |
1.2469 |
0.04205 |
162 |
130 |
24 |
8 |
1317 |
How many times must I tell you? I dressed like this long before that Monopoly guy did! |
1.2469 |
0.04113 |
162 |
129 |
26 |
7 |
1318 |
What do you mean " let's talk about the peanut in the room?" |
1.2468 |
0.04370 |
158 |
128 |
21 |
9 |
1319 |
Where’s Cracker Jack when you need him? |
1.2468 |
0.03984 |
158 |
124 |
29 |
5 |
1320 |
Wait till Jimmy Carter hears about this, you'll be sorry. |
1.2468 |
0.03984 |
158 |
124 |
29 |
5 |
1321 |
I heard that you guys don't really eat peanuts in the wild? But then again, we're not in the wild, are we |
1.2468 |
0.04551 |
158 |
130 |
17 |
11 |
1322 |
You do know, I never forget |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
1323 |
You know, pistachios are the chic new nuts in town ... |
1.2468 |
0.03943 |
154 |
120 |
30 |
4 |
1324 |
Resist the stereotype or lose your job as a metaphor. Your call. |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
1325 |
Well, you COULD eat me, but I’m the only thing protecting you from Trump. |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
1326 |
What the hell... Is that an elephant? Am I going nuts? |
1.2466 |
0.03956 |
146 |
113 |
30 |
3 |
1327 |
We meet again, Babar. |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
1328 |
I am not a nut! I'm a legume. |
1.2461 |
0.03691 |
191 |
151 |
33 |
7 |
1329 |
Well, if peanuts give you gas, I guess we won't have an issue then, will we? |
1.2458 |
0.04086 |
179 |
145 |
24 |
10 |
1330 |
But I am addressing the elephant in the room. |
1.2458 |
0.03929 |
179 |
143 |
28 |
8 |
1331 |
Look, big guy, I'm just one peanut, and that's not going to fill you up. But I've got connections and can keep you in peanuts for a long time to come. |
1.2458 |
0.03929 |
179 |
143 |
28 |
8 |
1332 |
Easy now. Don't forget about your peanut allergy. |
1.2458 |
0.03682 |
179 |
140 |
34 |
5 |
1333 |
Where’s Mrs. Peanut? |
1.2458 |
0.04008 |
179 |
144 |
26 |
9 |
1334 |
Clearly,I am in the wrong apartment. |
1.2457 |
0.04150 |
175 |
142 |
23 |
10 |
1335 |
I'm not what they meant when they said working for peanuts. |
1.2457 |
0.03459 |
175 |
134 |
39 |
2 |
1336 |
I'm stale. |
1.2457 |
0.04070 |
175 |
141 |
25 |
9 |
1337 |
Hello, Mr. Peanut...let's have a talk about the elephant in the room... |
1.2457 |
0.04228 |
175 |
143 |
21 |
11 |
1338 |
So, about that elephant in the room... |
1.2456 |
0.03964 |
171 |
136 |
28 |
7 |
1339 |
I want to address the Elephant in the room... |
1.2456 |
0.04134 |
171 |
138 |
24 |
9 |
1340 |
That's a myth, my friend. You eat plants, not Planters. |
1.2456 |
0.04050 |
171 |
137 |
26 |
8 |
1341 |
Well, Sir, how would you like to be addressed? |
1.2456 |
0.03876 |
171 |
135 |
30 |
6 |
1342 |
This is my last circus. |
1.2456 |
0.04050 |
171 |
137 |
26 |
8 |
1343 |
The last time we met it didn’t go well for you, Mr. Elephant. |
1.2455 |
0.03935 |
167 |
132 |
29 |
6 |
1344 |
Ever think about working for peanuts? |
1.2455 |
0.04026 |
167 |
133 |
27 |
7 |
1345 |
Don't even think about it, Babar! |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
1346 |
Im not that kind of peanut, back off… |
1.2453 |
0.04061 |
159 |
126 |
27 |
6 |
1347 |
The Co-op Board has our application, but I suspect the interview may be a problem. |
1.2453 |
0.03962 |
159 |
125 |
29 |
5 |
1348 |
Whatever you're thinking, you can forget about it. |
1.2453 |
0.04345 |
159 |
129 |
21 |
9 |
1349 |
Just wear the costume, easy money you say… you left out the elephant in the room. |
1.2453 |
0.03911 |
159 |
127 |
26 |
6 |
1350 |
This can go two ways... |
1.2452 |
0.04516 |
155 |
127 |
18 |
10 |
1351 |
This is so kafkaesque |
1.2452 |
0.04422 |
155 |
126 |
20 |
9 |
1352 |
What do you take me for A Nut”?? n |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
1353 |
Am I about to be a salted? |
1.2448 |
0.04236 |
143 |
113 |
25 |
5 |
1354 |
Wait! Remember? You have a food allergy! |
1.2446 |
0.04004 |
184 |
149 |
25 |
10 |
1355 |
Go ahead. I guess your a fan of anaphylactic shock. |
1.2446 |
0.04078 |
184 |
150 |
23 |
11 |
1356 |
Let's be reasonable! You shouldn't be working for peanuts! |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
1357 |
‘yikes!’ |
1.2443 |
0.03968 |
176 |
141 |
27 |
8 |
1358 |
I never realized that metaphors could be so literal. |
1.2443 |
0.03968 |
176 |
141 |
27 |
8 |
1359 |
An epi-pen? No…don’t think I have one. Why do you ask? |
1.2442 |
0.04029 |
172 |
138 |
26 |
8 |
1360 |
As a doctor,I think you need to cut down on your salt. |
1.2440 |
0.04263 |
168 |
137 |
21 |
10 |
1361 |
Warning. I'm the original allergenic peanut. |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
1362 |
And I'm the Peanut in the Room! |
1.2440 |
0.04507 |
168 |
140 |
15 |
13 |
1363 |
I guess I always knew this disguise wouldn’t work forever. |
1.2439 |
0.04159 |
164 |
132 |
24 |
8 |
1364 |
How'd you get in here? I thought we had a deal. |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
1365 |
Today, you’ll be shadowing me. |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
1366 |
The Grim Reaper of Legumes |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
1367 |
Now do you understand why I’m afraid of my own shadow? |
1.2437 |
0.04135 |
160 |
128 |
25 |
7 |
1368 |
I'm here to help you forget. |
1.2437 |
0.03681 |
197 |
157 |
32 |
8 |
1369 |
The circus really ruined both of ours brands. |
1.2437 |
0.03609 |
197 |
156 |
34 |
7 |
1370 |
Cashews, young man, cashews. That’s the future! |
1.2436 |
0.03898 |
156 |
122 |
30 |
4 |
1371 |
Just forget you ever saw me... Please? |
1.2436 |
0.04204 |
156 |
125 |
24 |
7 |
1372 |
I guess I’m not getting the large bedroom? |
1.2434 |
0.04277 |
152 |
122 |
23 |
7 |
1373 |
This whole “elephants-love-to-eat-peanuts thing” is just myth.
Hope you know that.
Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX |
1.2434 |
0.04277 |
152 |
122 |
23 |
7 |
1374 |
Peanut? No, I represent the Top Hats. I can see why you'd be confused, we all look like someone else. |
1.2434 |
0.04069 |
152 |
120 |
27 |
5 |
1375 |
So…out of pure benevolence you’ll help bring me out of my shell. |
1.2434 |
0.04069 |
152 |
120 |
27 |
5 |
1376 |
The name is MR. Peanut, Dumbo! |
1.2432 |
0.04660 |
148 |
122 |
16 |
10 |
1377 |
No one must know. |
1.2432 |
0.03909 |
148 |
115 |
30 |
3 |
1378 |
I knew your father. Babar was a good man. |
1.2432 |
0.04247 |
148 |
118 |
24 |
6 |
1379 |
Honey, I'm home. |
1.2432 |
0.04137 |
148 |
117 |
26 |
5 |
1380 |
The first day of exposure therapy is always the hardest. |
1.2432 |
0.04458 |
148 |
120 |
20 |
8 |
1381 |
I am not happy to be the peanut in the room. |
1.2431 |
0.03890 |
181 |
145 |
28 |
8 |
1382 |
They assured me this was a safe space |
1.2431 |
0.03890 |
181 |
145 |
28 |
8 |
1383 |
I'm sorry but your contract says clearly that you've agreed to work for peanuts. |
1.2429 |
0.03948 |
177 |
142 |
27 |
8 |
1384 |
You can't crack me. |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
1385 |
You don't scare me. I can walk out of this room and you won't fit through the door. |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
1386 |
Shall we agree neither of us is in the room? |
1.2429 |
0.04404 |
140 |
112 |
22 |
6 |
1387 |
I’m a walking talking peanut but YOU’RE the one people are talking about? |
1.2428 |
0.04008 |
173 |
139 |
26 |
8 |
1388 |
Don’t waste your time - I’m empty inside. |
1.2426 |
0.03984 |
169 |
135 |
27 |
7 |
1389 |
Ok you’ve got one hour, no kinky stuff |
1.2426 |
0.03613 |
169 |
131 |
35 |
3 |
1390 |
The real elephant in the room is that I’m more than just a tasty snack. |
1.2426 |
0.03894 |
169 |
134 |
29 |
6 |
1391 |
How about some stock options? Would that change your mind? |
1.2424 |
0.03664 |
198 |
158 |
32 |
8 |
1392 |
I googled it. I am not your snack. |
1.2422 |
0.04205 |
161 |
130 |
23 |
8 |
1393 |
I make bad choices in pets. |
1.2422 |
0.03715 |
161 |
125 |
33 |
3 |
1394 |
You should know that I’m nuts and I can dance. |
1.2422 |
0.04112 |
161 |
129 |
25 |
7 |
1395 |
Hey man, can I interest you in a BEYOND PEANUT snack? |
1.2422 |
0.04386 |
161 |
132 |
19 |
10 |
1396 |
Look, we're both just metaphors. |
1.2421 |
0.03909 |
190 |
154 |
26 |
10 |
1397 |
You do understand that I am just a corporate logo, right? |
1.2421 |
0.03689 |
190 |
151 |
32 |
7 |
1398 |
So it's come to this. . . the elephant in the room and it's curtains for the peanut! |
1.2420 |
0.04082 |
157 |
125 |
26 |
6 |
1399 |
You're a circus icon, I'm half nuts. |
1.2420 |
0.03980 |
157 |
124 |
28 |
5 |
1400 |
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! |
1.2420 |
0.04082 |
157 |
125 |
26 |
6 |
1401 |
They said this was the Democrats meeting hall… |
1.2420 |
0.04464 |
157 |
129 |
18 |
10 |
1402 |
I guess ‘Do Not Pass Go’ means nothing to you. |
1.2420 |
0.03876 |
157 |
123 |
30 |
4 |
1403 |
Have you had lunch? |
1.2419 |
0.03580 |
186 |
146 |
35 |
5 |
1404 |
No one told me there’d be an elephant in the room. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
1405 |
I have money. We can go to the vending machines. |
1.2418 |
0.04045 |
153 |
121 |
27 |
5 |
1406 |
But you DO work for me! |
1.2418 |
0.04352 |
153 |
124 |
21 |
8 |
1407 |
REPUBLICAN!!! |
1.2418 |
0.04450 |
153 |
125 |
19 |
9 |
1408 |
I was really hoping you’d forget I was here. |
1.2417 |
0.03700 |
211 |
171 |
29 |
11 |
1409 |
I swear I'm a Republican. |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
1410 |
I can still see you. |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
1411 |
It was the first and last time he saw the elephant in the room. |
1.2414 |
0.04619 |
145 |
119 |
17 |
9 |
1412 |
Back off! I've already been a-salted! |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1413 |
You’d love my dry roasted brother! |
1.2414 |
0.03817 |
174 |
138 |
30 |
6 |
1414 |
I’ll be gone in a JIFfy, and you’ll try to forget this ever happened. |
1.2412 |
0.03874 |
170 |
135 |
29 |
6 |
1415 |
Of course I’m voting for Trump! Do I look like a nut to you? |
1.2412 |
0.04135 |
170 |
138 |
23 |
9 |
1416 |
Somehow, I knew it would end like this. |
1.2412 |
0.03874 |
170 |
135 |
29 |
6 |
1417 |
I'm unsalted, just so you know. |
1.2412 |
0.03594 |
170 |
132 |
35 |
3 |
1418 |
Oops! Wrong floor! |
1.2411 |
0.04376 |
141 |
113 |
22 |
6 |
1419 |
Dumbo, I presume? |
1.2411 |
0.04259 |
141 |
112 |
24 |
5 |
1420 |
But, there’s no way I’ll fit in your trunk. |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
1421 |
Never have I felt like such a peanut! |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
1422 |
Did anyone see you come up here? |
1.2408 |
0.03596 |
191 |
151 |
34 |
6 |
1423 |
This relationship is going to kill one of us. |
1.2406 |
0.04671 |
133 |
108 |
18 |
7 |
1424 |
How about we talk about the peanut in the room instead? |
1.2406 |
0.04909 |
133 |
110 |
14 |
9 |
1425 |
And now, I face the final curtain... |
1.2405 |
0.03958 |
158 |
125 |
28 |
5 |
1426 |
What elephant in the room? |
1.2405 |
0.04253 |
158 |
128 |
22 |
8 |
1427 |
Let's be honest with one another. You are just a shadow of your self, and I'm an old nut. |
1.2405 |
0.04059 |
158 |
126 |
26 |
6 |
1428 |
You are overstating the obvious |
1.2405 |
0.04059 |
158 |
126 |
26 |
6 |
1429 |
What peanut? |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
1430 |
As the only elephant in the room are you sure you want to be the one that ate the last peanut! |
1.2404 |
0.04079 |
183 |
150 |
22 |
11 |
1431 |
Damn! Forgot my taser. |
1.2403 |
0.04228 |
154 |
124 |
23 |
7 |
1432 |
Sorry, Simba. I am NOT a shelf-stable meal. |
1.2403 |
0.03915 |
154 |
121 |
29 |
4 |
1433 |
Of course I will. Do I look like a Democrat? |
1.2400 |
0.03798 |
175 |
139 |
30 |
6 |
1434 |
Their eyes met. Somewhere in the distance, a dog was barking. |
1.2398 |
0.04356 |
171 |
142 |
17 |
12 |
1435 |
So this is what they mean by "foreshadowing". |
1.2398 |
0.04195 |
171 |
140 |
21 |
10 |
1436 |
Uh-Oh. I thought you forgot. |
1.2398 |
0.03942 |
171 |
137 |
27 |
7 |
1437 |
Okay, I see your shadow. Does that mean 6 more weeks of peanut allergies? |
1.2398 |
0.04195 |
171 |
140 |
21 |
10 |
1438 |
Stop looking at me that way. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
1439 |
Sorry bud, no circus for you. You're just a shadow of your former self. |
1.2397 |
0.04159 |
146 |
116 |
25 |
5 |
1440 |
Before we begin, how would you like to be addressed? |
1.2397 |
0.04271 |
146 |
117 |
23 |
6 |
1441 |
He wants to talk about the peanut in the room? |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
1442 |
Nobody told me you would be in the room |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
1443 |
Really, I may be too sophisticated for your palate... |
1.2395 |
0.03912 |
167 |
133 |
28 |
6 |
1444 |
Um, I think you should know I left a note for Mr. Planter telling him where I am. |
1.2395 |
0.04003 |
167 |
134 |
26 |
7 |
1445 |
I was nuts to think you’d forget about me. |
1.2395 |
0.03912 |
167 |
133 |
28 |
6 |
1446 |
The last time we saw Mr Peanut was when he confronted the elephant in room |
1.2394 |
0.04572 |
142 |
116 |
18 |
8 |
1447 |
You may have defeated me today! But there are millions of more nuts who will take my place! |
1.2393 |
0.04159 |
163 |
132 |
23 |
8 |
1448 |
The donkey told me you have a severe peanut allergy. |
1.2393 |
0.03876 |
163 |
129 |
29 |
5 |
1449 |
I'm sorry, but this is just a shell corporation. |
1.2393 |
0.04249 |
163 |
133 |
21 |
9 |
1450 |
No, you got it wrong, it’s “Sometimes you feel like a DOnut…” |
1.2391 |
0.04185 |
138 |
109 |
25 |
4 |
1451 |
I didn’t know what working for peanuts meant to you. |
1.2391 |
0.04309 |
138 |
110 |
23 |
5 |
1452 |
I’m old and stale now. |
1.2390 |
0.03570 |
205 |
164 |
33 |
8 |
1453 |
Say my name. |
1.2390 |
0.04322 |
159 |
130 |
20 |
9 |
1454 |
We never forget, Mr. Planters. And we never forgive |
1.2390 |
0.04413 |
159 |
131 |
18 |
10 |
1455 |
I’d prefer to be smooth, not chunky. |
1.2389 |
0.03968 |
180 |
146 |
25 |
9 |
1456 |
My father was a circus peanut when your father was with Ringling Bros. |
1.2388 |
0.04639 |
134 |
109 |
18 |
7 |
1457 |
Good news. I’ve bought a farm. |
1.2387 |
0.03999 |
155 |
123 |
27 |
5 |
1458 |
I'm known as the peanut in the room. |
1.2387 |
0.04492 |
155 |
128 |
17 |
10 |
1459 |
He gasped, you look nothing like your profile picture! |
1.2387 |
0.04584 |
155 |
129 |
15 |
11 |
1460 |
I find you hard to ignore. |
1.2384 |
0.04172 |
151 |
121 |
24 |
6 |
1461 |
Why is nothing ever obvious to you? |
1.2384 |
0.04172 |
151 |
121 |
24 |
6 |
1462 |
Of all the condos in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine" |
1.2384 |
0.04173 |
172 |
141 |
21 |
10 |
1463 |
EXCUSE ME, WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MRS. PEANUT?! |
1.2384 |
0.04173 |
172 |
141 |
21 |
10 |
1464 |
As fellow Republicans I am sure we can come to a mutually profitable relationship! |
1.2383 |
0.03854 |
193 |
157 |
26 |
10 |
1465 |
I was called down here to address you directly, but couldn’t this be an email? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1466 |
You wouldn’t eat a man with glasses, would you? |
1.2381 |
0.03703 |
168 |
132 |
32 |
4 |
1467 |
I’ve been in the pantry for two years, my friend. Eat at your own peril. |
1.2381 |
0.03780 |
147 |
114 |
31 |
2 |
1468 |
You're the one who ran away and joined the circus! |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1469 |
But...I'm of the noble legume family, old chap! Might I suggest a circus peanut? |
1.2381 |
0.04019 |
147 |
116 |
27 |
4 |
1470 |
Sometimes you think you’d like a nut, uh, sometimes you don’t? |
1.2381 |
0.04070 |
168 |
136 |
24 |
8 |
1471 |
I knew I should have tipped the porter when I asked for my trunk |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1472 |
I always knew it’d end like this |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
1473 |
You know, Bob from the shelled and salted can will be here any minute. |
1.2378 |
0.03951 |
164 |
131 |
27 |
6 |
1474 |
My what big tusks you have |
1.2378 |
0.04044 |
164 |
132 |
25 |
7 |
1475 |
Don't tusk the husk |
1.2378 |
0.04087 |
143 |
113 |
26 |
4 |
1476 |
Believe me, afterwards they will say you were in the room. |
1.2375 |
0.03812 |
160 |
126 |
30 |
4 |
1477 |
Confront the elephant in the room. Yup, that’s what my therapist, Dr. Peanut, would say. |
1.2375 |
0.04205 |
160 |
130 |
22 |
8 |
1478 |
My meds definitely need adjusting" |
1.2375 |
0.03600 |
160 |
124 |
34 |
2 |
1479 |
Let me start by acknowledging the elephant in the room. |
1.2375 |
0.03914 |
160 |
127 |
28 |
5 |
1480 |
You were a peanut on the dating app. |
1.2374 |
0.04852 |
139 |
116 |
13 |
10 |
1481 |
The Republicans are meeting downstairs. |
1.2374 |
0.04282 |
139 |
111 |
23 |
5 |
1482 |
Please don't look at me that way |
1.2373 |
0.03494 |
177 |
138 |
36 |
3 |
1483 |
Excuse me, you have the wrong room. This one is for "there's a nut in the room. |
1.2372 |
0.03871 |
156 |
123 |
29 |
4 |
1484 |
Now hold on! If I admit your existence in this room, I'm sure we can agree on a reasonable compromise. |
1.2372 |
0.03762 |
156 |
122 |
31 |
3 |
1485 |
Not the nostril! Anything, but not the nostril! |
1.2372 |
0.04079 |
156 |
125 |
25 |
6 |
1486 |
I see you look nothing like your profile pic |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
1487 |
My, my, my, how the turns have tabled |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
1488 |
Oh no, it's a cartoonist's worst nightmare. A huge ink spill. |
1.2370 |
0.04388 |
173 |
145 |
15 |
13 |
1489 |
My best friend is a mouse! |
1.2368 |
0.04041 |
152 |
121 |
26 |
5 |
1490 |
Will you stop at nothing just to be talked about? |
1.2368 |
0.04352 |
152 |
124 |
20 |
8 |
1491 |
Good, because I just happen to be allergic to elephants. |
1.2368 |
0.04041 |
152 |
121 |
26 |
5 |
1492 |
You said that you'd never forget me. |
1.2367 |
0.03960 |
169 |
136 |
26 |
7 |
1493 |
Who me? No, I'm stale. You want someone else. |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
1494 |
Funny.. no one mentioned you were here. |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
1495 |
Allergies? What Allergies? |
1.2367 |
0.03870 |
169 |
135 |
28 |
6 |
1496 |
So Chuckles the Clown wasn’t an accident after all, was it? |
1.2367 |
0.03960 |
169 |
136 |
26 |
7 |
1497 |
‘They said you’d be white.’ |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
1498 |
You're just a metaphor!!
You're just a metaphor!! |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1499 |
I know I promised you a truckload but we're having supply chain issues |
1.2365 |
0.04108 |
148 |
118 |
25 |
5 |
1500 |
You know, there was a time when I was the elephant in the room! |
1.2365 |
0.04326 |
148 |
120 |
21 |
7 |
1501 |
Sir, you have me mistaken for a circus peanut. |
1.2365 |
0.04326 |
148 |
120 |
21 |
7 |
1502 |
I’m tougher than I look. |
1.2364 |
0.04113 |
165 |
134 |
23 |
8 |
1503 |
The circumstances of my disappearance must not arouse suspicion, you see.” |
1.2364 |
0.03737 |
165 |
130 |
31 |
4 |
1504 |
So… no chance you’re allergic, right? |
1.2363 |
0.03689 |
182 |
145 |
31 |
6 |
1505 |
The doctor said you should watch your salt intake. |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
1506 |
Am I nuts,or is there an elephant in the room? |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
1507 |
Help ! |
1.2360 |
0.03991 |
161 |
129 |
26 |
6 |
1508 |
Damn! A salted again. |
1.2360 |
0.04181 |
161 |
131 |
22 |
8 |
1509 |
Gradually the elephant became aware of the peanut in the room! |
1.2360 |
0.04273 |
161 |
132 |
20 |
9 |
1510 |
No! Really! I'm not all I'm cracked up to be! |
1.2360 |
0.03611 |
178 |
143 |
29 |
6 |
1511 |
This isn't a job interview is it? |
1.2360 |
0.03611 |
178 |
143 |
29 |
6 |
1512 |
We have to stop meeting like this, Mrs. Peanut is on to us! |
1.2357 |
0.03953 |
157 |
125 |
27 |
5 |
1513 |
Don't forget, the safe word is "Dry Roasted." |
1.2357 |
0.03953 |
157 |
125 |
27 |
5 |
1514 |
We should talk about the elephant in the room |
1.2357 |
0.04252 |
157 |
128 |
21 |
8 |
1515 |
I thought you were a myth. |
1.2356 |
0.03881 |
174 |
140 |
27 |
7 |
1516 |
Trust me, you are allergic. |
1.2356 |
0.03706 |
174 |
138 |
31 |
5 |
1517 |
The others may be ignoring you, but trust me - I know exactly where you are. |
1.2353 |
0.04326 |
153 |
125 |
20 |
8 |
1518 |
It was at that point, Mr. Peanut realized, he could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.2353 |
0.04695 |
136 |
112 |
16 |
8 |
1519 |
I promise you, I am not a REAL peanut |
1.2353 |
0.04123 |
153 |
123 |
24 |
6 |
1520 |
Have you been tested for peanut allergies? They can be deadly. |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
1521 |
NO. You tell that cricket I'm keeping the hat |
1.2353 |
0.04521 |
153 |
127 |
16 |
10 |
1522 |
It's MISTER Peanut to you! |
1.2350 |
0.03752 |
183 |
147 |
29 |
7 |
1523 |
Did you see the AI article on Peanut Allergies? |
1.2350 |
0.03671 |
183 |
146 |
31 |
6 |
1524 |
So for this Rorschach test, I see a peanut shaped man in a top hat, holding a cane, standing in a condo. |
1.2349 |
0.03814 |
166 |
132 |
29 |
5 |
1525 |
In a nutshell… I’m afraid I must address the elephant in the room |
1.2349 |
0.04266 |
166 |
137 |
19 |
10 |
1526 |
Come in quietly when I tip my hat, got it? |
1.2349 |
0.03908 |
166 |
133 |
27 |
6 |
1527 |
The cane. The monocle. Have you no mercy?? |
1.2349 |
0.04266 |
166 |
137 |
19 |
10 |
1528 |
Don’t look now, but there are mice scurrying around your back feet. |
1.2349 |
0.03855 |
149 |
117 |
29 |
3 |
1529 |
Et tu,Dumbo? |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
1530 |
Have you been tested for allergies?? |
1.2349 |
0.04084 |
149 |
119 |
25 |
5 |
1531 |
How the heck did you get up here? |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
1532 |
So you’re the Republican in the room. |
1.2349 |
0.03855 |
149 |
117 |
29 |
3 |
1533 |
Despite Jeffrey’s costuming efforts, it was clear he was a nut… |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
1534 |
So, you were in the room the whole time. |
1.2346 |
0.04249 |
162 |
133 |
20 |
9 |
1535 |
I don't want to talk about it |
1.2345 |
0.04154 |
145 |
116 |
24 |
5 |
1536 |
They told me I was nuts to come here. |
1.2345 |
0.04037 |
145 |
115 |
26 |
4 |
1537 |
As a celebrity, I refuse to debate politics. |
1.2343 |
0.03945 |
175 |
142 |
25 |
8 |
1538 |
It's Superbowl commercial time again already? |
1.2343 |
0.03945 |
175 |
142 |
25 |
8 |
1539 |
I see maintenance didn’t shut down the freight elevator… |
1.2342 |
0.03931 |
158 |
126 |
27 |
5 |
1540 |
You've finally found me. Its been years but, I should have known you wouldnt forget |
1.2340 |
0.03980 |
141 |
111 |
27 |
3 |
1541 |
What’s wrong with putting on the Ritz? |
1.2340 |
0.04106 |
141 |
112 |
25 |
4 |
1542 |
Forget what the can says. I’m a legume and that doesn’t mean lunch in Italian. |
1.2340 |
0.03648 |
141 |
111 |
28 |
2 |
1543 |
I will not take off my top hat and stay awhile! |
1.2338 |
0.03775 |
154 |
121 |
30 |
3 |
1544 |
Well, I guess it’s time we address you. |
1.2338 |
0.04398 |
154 |
127 |
18 |
9 |
1545 |
No, you may not shuck me. |
1.2338 |
0.04099 |
154 |
124 |
24 |
6 |
1546 |
You’re only a shadow of what is not in the room |
1.2338 |
0.03994 |
154 |
123 |
26 |
5 |
1547 |
Oh thank goodness, I thought you were a Republican. |
1.2338 |
0.04301 |
154 |
126 |
20 |
8 |
1548 |
Have you had allergy testing? |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
1549 |
You know, you should go easy on the fat and salt. |
1.2333 |
0.04274 |
150 |
122 |
21 |
7 |
1550 |
I'm not real! I'm not real! Actor! I'm just an actor! |
1.2333 |
0.03948 |
150 |
119 |
27 |
4 |
1551 |
Are you aware of anaphylactic shock? |
1.2333 |
0.03833 |
150 |
118 |
29 |
3 |
1552 |
I don't believe you're really in the room. |
1.2333 |
0.04101 |
180 |
149 |
20 |
11 |
1553 |
Ah, shucks. |
1.2331 |
0.04042 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
7 |
1554 |
I know what you did to Chuckles and the cops are on their way |
1.2331 |
0.04135 |
163 |
133 |
22 |
8 |
1555 |
We’ve been meaning to talk about you. |
1.2331 |
0.04314 |
163 |
135 |
18 |
10 |
1556 |
Quite right, old chap: sometimes you feel like a nut. I was just rather hoping this was one of those times you don’t. |
1.2331 |
0.04042 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
7 |
1557 |
Talking about the elephant in the room is never easy |
1.2331 |
0.03543 |
163 |
127 |
34 |
2 |
1558 |
Lucky for me I know you have a peanut allergy... |
1.2331 |
0.04042 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
7 |
1559 |
At this point, any argument on my part is irrelephant. |
1.2331 |
0.04514 |
133 |
108 |
19 |
6 |
1560 |
I hear your people traditionally work for my people. |
1.2330 |
0.03925 |
176 |
143 |
25 |
8 |
1561 |
Is that your trunk, or are you happy to see me? |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1562 |
Only one of us is leaving this room...alive. |
1.2329 |
0.04012 |
146 |
116 |
26 |
4 |
1563 |
I don’t know what you’ve heard, but I quit dealing peanuts a long time ago… |
1.2329 |
0.03770 |
146 |
114 |
30 |
2 |
1564 |
Look, I don’t care if Trump is threatening me with a smear campaign, I’m endorsing Biden and that’s that. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1565 |
Don't use that salty language with me... |
1.2327 |
0.03909 |
159 |
127 |
27 |
5 |
1566 |
You deliver the tax cuts, and I’ll see you get more peanuts than you ever dreamed of. |
1.2327 |
0.04297 |
159 |
131 |
19 |
9 |
1567 |
Babe, the label was calling ME chunky. |
1.2327 |
0.04297 |
159 |
131 |
19 |
9 |
1568 |
What the shell?! |
1.2327 |
0.04108 |
159 |
129 |
23 |
7 |
1569 |
Mr. Peanut? Oh no, that’s my father. My name’s Bartholomew. |
1.2324 |
0.04652 |
142 |
118 |
15 |
9 |
1570 |
are YOU talkin' to ME? because...I'm the only one here! |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
1571 |
Peanuts! We just sell peanuts! We have no position on your legal troubles. |
1.2324 |
0.04543 |
142 |
117 |
17 |
8 |
1572 |
``No, I'll take the Murphy bed.'' |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
1573 |
You'll be sorry; the monocle will give you indigestion! |
1.2323 |
0.03754 |
155 |
122 |
30 |
3 |
1574 |
Yeah, well I remember you too. |
1.2323 |
0.04177 |
155 |
126 |
22 |
7 |
1575 |
Fearing the worst, the peanut butter was scared out of Mr Peanut. |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
1576 |
I might look like a peanut but I'm actually a butternut squash. Oh, you like those too? |
1.2321 |
0.03958 |
168 |
136 |
25 |
7 |
1577 |
I said,when you address me,you address me as Mister Peanut." |
1.2321 |
0.04047 |
168 |
137 |
23 |
8 |
1578 |
I know who you are, and I will ignore you as usual. |
1.2321 |
0.04047 |
168 |
137 |
23 |
8 |
1579 |
This is the last time I go on a blind date. |
1.2320 |
0.04271 |
125 |
99 |
23 |
3 |
1580 |
I need your help in getting me out of my shell. |
1.2319 |
0.04633 |
138 |
114 |
16 |
8 |
1581 |
It's not my time! My Planters copywrite hasn't expired. |
1.2319 |
0.04633 |
138 |
114 |
16 |
8 |
1582 |
The real elephant in the room is capitalism. |
1.2319 |
0.04151 |
138 |
110 |
24 |
4 |
1583 |
In spite of all my wealth and fame, this end was inevitable |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
1584 |
I knew this day would come. |
1.2318 |
0.04036 |
151 |
121 |
25 |
5 |
1585 |
Before you come any closer I suggest you Google 'peanuts, elephants, myth.' |
1.2318 |
0.03925 |
151 |
120 |
27 |
4 |
1586 |
Why am I here? I’m looking for decent job that pays peanuts |
1.2318 |
0.03925 |
151 |
120 |
27 |
4 |
1587 |
Easy, now. You work for me, remember? |
1.2317 |
0.04112 |
164 |
134 |
22 |
8 |
1588 |
So this is how Mr. Death appears to Mr. Peanut. |
1.2317 |
0.04290 |
164 |
136 |
18 |
10 |
1589 |
Mr. Peanut I presume? |
1.2317 |
0.03730 |
164 |
130 |
30 |
4 |
1590 |
Trust me, staging my death like this is just a marketing ploy. |
1.2316 |
0.03986 |
177 |
145 |
23 |
9 |
1591 |
Stop salivating, you're an idiom. |
1.2313 |
0.04226 |
134 |
107 |
23 |
4 |
1592 |
I'm actually a legume |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1593 |
"Don't look at me that way. Do you know who I am? |
1.2313 |
0.03988 |
147 |
117 |
26 |
4 |
1594 |
Uh oh - the proverbial elephant in the room! |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1595 |
Well, at least its not a pink one! |
1.2312 |
0.03987 |
160 |
129 |
25 |
6 |
1596 |
Thank God we're in a political cartoon. |
1.2312 |
0.04085 |
160 |
130 |
23 |
7 |
1597 |
Yes, being called a peanut is belittling – but no one even mentions you |
1.2312 |
0.03887 |
160 |
128 |
27 |
5 |
1598 |
Don't think that I haven't noticed you in the room, Mr Horton |
1.2312 |
0.03878 |
173 |
140 |
26 |
7 |
1599 |
We both know that it’s a myth that Elephants love to eat Peanuts. Would you like to be my roommate and show the world that we can co-exist in peace?! |
1.2312 |
0.04072 |
186 |
155 |
19 |
12 |
1600 |
Uh, oh. The elephant’s in the room. |
1.2308 |
0.04055 |
143 |
114 |
25 |
4 |
1601 |
I’m feeling an urgent existential need to address the elephant in this room |
1.2308 |
0.04347 |
156 |
129 |
18 |
9 |
1602 |
Let's talk about the elephant in the room: it's malignant |
1.2308 |
0.04052 |
156 |
126 |
24 |
6 |
1603 |
Why does it always have to be about you? |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1604 |
I'm going to ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.2308 |
0.03846 |
169 |
136 |
27 |
6 |
1605 |
Awww! My nemesis, we meet again! Remember me?.. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1606 |
I don’t taste as scrumptious as I look. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1607 |
If you point me to where the gallery is, I won't mention it. |
1.2308 |
0.03937 |
169 |
137 |
25 |
7 |
1608 |
I'm not wearing this outfit to work, AND I'm reporting you to HR. |
1.2308 |
0.03498 |
182 |
154 |
18 |
10 |
1609 |
Speaking as a peanut, I feel compelled to mention the elephant in the room. |
1.2308 |
0.04174 |
143 |
115 |
23 |
5 |
1610 |
We’re not talking about the elephant in the room. Now scoot! |
1.2308 |
0.03948 |
156 |
125 |
26 |
5 |
1611 |
Hello,figment. |
1.2303 |
0.03998 |
165 |
134 |
24 |
7 |
1612 |
I know it’s difficult for you, but maybe you could forget I was here. |
1.2303 |
0.04089 |
165 |
135 |
22 |
8 |
1613 |
Wipe that smile off your face |
1.2303 |
0.03609 |
165 |
130 |
32 |
3 |
1614 |
That's it! I'll never trust again in tinder pics. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
1615 |
And so, Mr. Hyde, we meet again. |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
1616 |
Uh-oh, its the elephant in the room |
1.2302 |
0.04488 |
139 |
114 |
18 |
7 |
1617 |
May I suggest that we order in? |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
1618 |
I heard you had a peanut allergy? |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1619 |
I look better than I taste. |
1.2302 |
0.04602 |
139 |
115 |
16 |
8 |
1620 |
How about this? I’ll be your running mate now and you can eat me later? |
1.2299 |
0.03858 |
174 |
141 |
26 |
7 |
1621 |
I see my predatory pachyderm nemesis is here to assault his salted friend. |
1.2298 |
0.03866 |
161 |
129 |
27 |
5 |
1622 |
Call me nuts, but I think you could win as a dark elephant candidate. |
1.2298 |
0.03764 |
161 |
128 |
29 |
4 |
1623 |
It’s me, Mr. Peanut. How could you have forgotten who I am? |
1.2298 |
0.04156 |
161 |
132 |
21 |
8 |
1624 |
I think my monocle might be broken. |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1625 |
I may look like a nut but I’m just a legume. |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1626 |
It's just that I was expecting a thick snake from your profile pic. |
1.2297 |
0.04404 |
148 |
122 |
18 |
8 |
1627 |
So, I’m not a nut, after all! |
1.2297 |
0.04404 |
148 |
122 |
18 |
8 |
1628 |
Seriously, you don't remember me? |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
1629 |
That's Mister to you. |
1.2296 |
0.04695 |
135 |
112 |
15 |
8 |
1630 |
You don’t look anything like your Tinder profile pictures! |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
1631 |
I know I’m just nuts, but clearly one of us is in the wrong room! |
1.2294 |
0.03826 |
170 |
137 |
27 |
6 |
1632 |
I've been around since 1916, so, uh, you get the idea. |
1.2294 |
0.03916 |
170 |
138 |
25 |
7 |
1633 |
Hey, don’t look at me like that! According to Google, I am not on your diet! |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
1634 |
Look, I know one's bigger than the other. I don't want to talk about it right now. |
1.2293 |
0.04128 |
157 |
128 |
22 |
7 |
1635 |
Sigh, you again, we all know how late you work |
1.2293 |
0.04028 |
157 |
127 |
24 |
6 |
1636 |
It’s not personal, Mr. P. It’s strictly circus business. |
1.2293 |
0.03820 |
157 |
125 |
28 |
4 |
1637 |
Let’s reach an amenable solution. You don’t eat me & I will forget you even tried! |
1.2292 |
0.03716 |
144 |
115 |
26 |
3 |
1638 |
Dr. Jung, are you still on the line? |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1639 |
You wouldn’t eat a nut with a monocle on, would you? |
1.2289 |
0.04328 |
166 |
139 |
16 |
11 |
1640 |
Fine! So now you want to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2289 |
0.04156 |
166 |
137 |
20 |
9 |
1641 |
No. You really don’t look like your profile picture. |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
1642 |
Hope you are just a shadow |
1.2288 |
0.03651 |
153 |
120 |
31 |
2 |
1643 |
It’s a pretty safe neighborhood, I’ve only been a-salted three times this week. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
1644 |
You wouldn’t eat a guy wearing a monocle, would you? Plus, I’m covered in Planter’s warts. |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
1645 |
Babar, it's about time you started respecting expiration dates. |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
1646 |
They said no. They did not believe us as crime fighters, nor an homage to Laurel and Hardy. So Marvel is our only hope. |
1.2286 |
0.04683 |
140 |
117 |
14 |
9 |
1647 |
Just because we didn't talk about you doesn't mean you don't scare us. |
1.2286 |
0.03971 |
140 |
111 |
26 |
3 |
1648 |
I thought you were just a figure of speech! My therapist is so fired. |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
1649 |
We can stop using ‘sausage’ as a euphemism. I know how the peanut butter gets made. |
1.2286 |
0.03703 |
140 |
109 |
30 |
1 |
1650 |
Before you get any closer, I may contain peanuts! |
1.2284 |
0.04225 |
162 |
134 |
19 |
9 |
1651 |
This could result in a painful case of Planter’s fasciitis… |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1652 |
OK, OK, you win. I've never heard the expression, "the peanut in the room." |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1653 |
Can we address the peanut in the room? |
1.2284 |
0.04133 |
162 |
133 |
21 |
8 |
1654 |
I tell ya I’m rotten, rotten to the core! |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1655 |
You should know I have a mouse under my hat. |
1.2282 |
0.04377 |
149 |
123 |
18 |
8 |
1656 |
Can we talk about it? |
1.2282 |
0.04164 |
149 |
121 |
22 |
6 |
1657 |
A Peanut for your Thoughts |
1.2282 |
0.03941 |
149 |
119 |
26 |
4 |
1658 |
Sorry, pal. They’ve phased out all the animal acts in the circus; you’ll have to work for somebody else now. |
1.2281 |
0.03895 |
171 |
139 |
25 |
7 |
1659 |
This is not "The Room."
"The Room" is next door. |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
1660 |
No more rhyming now, I mean it. |
1.2281 |
0.03425 |
171 |
139 |
27 |
5 |
1661 |
Fancy meeting you at the allergist's office. |
1.2280 |
0.03522 |
193 |
155 |
32 |
6 |
1662 |
I may be a blind peanut, but I know that there is an elephant in the room. |
1.2278 |
0.04105 |
158 |
129 |
22 |
7 |
1663 |
Just because I have to wear this damned monocle doesn’t mean I don’t know there’s an elephant in the room. |
1.2278 |
0.03852 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
1664 |
I suppose it was inevitable you’d work your way up the chain. Yes, it was me who made the elephant proof packaging and I don’t regret it one bit. Do what you will pachyderm. Mr. Peanut is not afraid. |
1.2278 |
0.03765 |
180 |
146 |
27 |
7 |
1665 |
But your ad said you're a 'spicy, young female legume' looking for a 'generous, salty older gentleman.' |
1.2278 |
0.03846 |
180 |
147 |
25 |
8 |
1666 |
This is nuts! We're talking about my attire when you're the elephant in the room? |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
1667 |
Just keep that trunk out of my pants, you pervert! |
1.2276 |
0.04237 |
145 |
118 |
21 |
6 |
1668 |
Are you sure you're allergic to peanuts? |
1.2276 |
0.04564 |
145 |
121 |
15 |
9 |
1669 |
Finding out your nightmare is your reality |
1.2276 |
0.03494 |
145 |
112 |
33 |
0 |
1670 |
Listen, Sport, I'm more worried about you than I am Copyright infringement. |
1.2276 |
0.03758 |
145 |
114 |
29 |
2 |
1671 |
Don’t make me take these gloves off. |
1.2276 |
0.04005 |
145 |
116 |
25 |
4 |
1672 |
How did I get mixed up in this? |
1.2276 |
0.04458 |
145 |
120 |
17 |
8 |
1673 |
I must warn you, I’m hyperallergenic. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
1674 |
You are way too smart to work for peanuts. |
1.2275 |
0.03862 |
167 |
135 |
26 |
6 |
1675 |
Could I interest you in a jelly sandwich? |
1.2275 |
0.03862 |
167 |
135 |
26 |
6 |
1676 |
And so we meet again Babar. |
1.2273 |
0.03985 |
176 |
145 |
22 |
9 |
1677 |
The one you really want is Mr. Almond. He’s loaded, . . . with nutrients as well as money. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
1678 |
Come one step closer Dumbo, and I'll pull out my pet mouse. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
1679 |
Watch out! There is a peanut in the room! |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
1680 |
I’m not sure if this matters, but I’m actually a legume. |
1.2273 |
0.03661 |
132 |
102 |
30 |
0 |
1681 |
You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Ignore the peanut in the corner. That is a mouse. Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
1682 |
My operation needs some muscle. Of course, you'll be working for peanuts. |
1.2273 |
0.04511 |
132 |
108 |
18 |
6 |
1683 |
We've got to talk about how elephants really don't eat peanuts. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
1684 |
I guess there is no sense trying to convince you that you don’t remember your peanut allergy? |
1.2270 |
0.04110 |
163 |
134 |
21 |
8 |
1685 |
You know I’m not just a piece of meat! |
1.2270 |
0.04017 |
163 |
133 |
23 |
7 |
1686 |
Don't turn around, but that mouse is staring right at you. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1687 |
Well, you are an elephant, and this is a room. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
1688 |
When I told you to ‘eat me,’ I was speaking metaphorically! |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
1689 |
Babar! I thought you were in Africa. |
1.2267 |
0.03875 |
172 |
140 |
25 |
7 |
1690 |
Shall we discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.2267 |
0.04211 |
172 |
144 |
17 |
11 |
1691 |
Don't believe Barnum's lies, I'm not apart of your diet |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
1692 |
I know you can't forget, I'm asking you to forgive. |
1.2267 |
0.03801 |
150 |
119 |
28 |
3 |
1693 |
Ah! We meet again, old friend. |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
1694 |
You can stop looking down your nose at me, Dumbo. Yes, I'm only a brand and you're a metaphor, but you're still no Mickey Mouse. |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
1695 |
Is it worth the risk of a reaction? |
1.2264 |
0.03882 |
159 |
128 |
26 |
5 |
1696 |
One of us is hallucinating. |
1.2264 |
0.03983 |
159 |
129 |
24 |
6 |
1697 |
Wait! Don't you remember me? |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
1698 |
I guess it would be nuts to think that you won't eat me. |
1.2264 |
0.04178 |
159 |
131 |
20 |
8 |
1699 |
they didn't tell me there would be an elephant in the room |
1.2263 |
0.04012 |
137 |
109 |
25 |
3 |
1700 |
I should warn you I’m high in cholesterol. |
1.2262 |
0.03748 |
168 |
135 |
28 |
5 |
1701 |
You are getting sleepy. Verrrry sleepy ... |
1.2260 |
0.03860 |
146 |
116 |
27 |
3 |
1702 |
Mr. Peanut: I had a feeling the end would be like this. |
1.2260 |
0.04322 |
146 |
120 |
19 |
7 |
1703 |
Admit it -- you have peanut envy. |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
1704 |
I can't see well, but I can smell. I know you're in the room, and we need to talk. |
1.2260 |
0.03798 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
1705 |
We hired the perfect guy to take Mr. Peanut out. |
1.2260 |
0.04097 |
146 |
118 |
23 |
5 |
1706 |
It's becoming obvious that I'm the peanut in the room. |
1.2258 |
0.04347 |
155 |
129 |
17 |
9 |
1707 |
And I was once a peanut in a bag. Get over yourself. |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1708 |
Okay, I’m really a legume. |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
1709 |
I guess I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
1710 |
This is show biz |
1.2258 |
0.03834 |
155 |
124 |
27 |
4 |
1711 |
Not to worry, it's just a euphemism. |
1.2256 |
0.03703 |
164 |
131 |
29 |
4 |
1712 |
I REALLY wish it was the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
1713 |
My whole family has been consumed by your presence! |
1.2256 |
0.04605 |
133 |
110 |
16 |
7 |
1714 |
A one and a two and a—When you’re blue / And you don’t know where to go to… |
1.2256 |
0.04081 |
133 |
106 |
24 |
3 |
1715 |
Well, on the brighter side, people will mourn my death and sales will go through the roof. |
1.2254 |
0.04168 |
142 |
115 |
22 |
5 |
1716 |
You may be the cause of all my anxiety,but I still refuse to talk about you |
1.2254 |
0.04047 |
142 |
114 |
24 |
4 |
1717 |
You don't scare me, GOP |
1.2254 |
0.04514 |
142 |
118 |
16 |
8 |
1718 |
Enough about me. You’re the one we need to discuss. |
1.2254 |
0.04401 |
142 |
117 |
18 |
7 |
1719 |
Listen here old chap… Might I offer you endless peanuts as opposed to just one? |
1.2253 |
0.03561 |
182 |
146 |
31 |
5 |
1720 |
I'm what you call the peanut in the room. |
1.2252 |
0.03779 |
151 |
120 |
28 |
3 |
1721 |
I hope you're simply the elephant in the room. |
1.2252 |
0.03779 |
151 |
120 |
28 |
3 |
1722 |
Oh God. The old elephant in the room problem. |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
1723 |
I knew your brother,he had an undiagnosed nut allergy. |
1.2252 |
0.04220 |
151 |
124 |
20 |
7 |
1724 |
Can we just ignore the elephant in the room? |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
1725 |
I’m not a real peanut-it’s a costume! |
1.2250 |
0.04058 |
160 |
131 |
22 |
7 |
1726 |
This is a Trump building. You take one step closer and the floor will collapse! |
1.2250 |
0.04154 |
160 |
132 |
20 |
8 |
1727 |
To be clear..it’s MISTER Peanut, and YOU work for ME! |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1728 |
But you are just a shadow of your old self. |
1.2249 |
0.03632 |
169 |
135 |
30 |
4 |
1729 |
Hi. The sign on the door said, "Nut Cases Welcome." Am I in the right place? |
1.2248 |
0.04570 |
129 |
106 |
17 |
6 |
1730 |
Oh man, I had hoped that was just a saying.... |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1731 |
We need not mindlessly act on our crushes |
1.2246 |
0.04485 |
138 |
114 |
17 |
7 |
1732 |
Watch your step, Bub! This cane's got a sword in it! |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1733 |
I think the time has come for us to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2246 |
0.04243 |
138 |
112 |
21 |
5 |
1734 |
When you awake,you will be allergic to peanuts! |
1.2246 |
0.04602 |
138 |
115 |
15 |
8 |
1735 |
I’m over 100 years old so I might be a tad bit stale! |
1.2245 |
0.04295 |
147 |
121 |
19 |
7 |
1736 |
Well if it’s up to me, I say we order pizza. |
1.2245 |
0.04507 |
147 |
123 |
15 |
9 |
1737 |
I see you never forgot. |
1.2245 |
0.04072 |
147 |
119 |
23 |
5 |
1738 |
The longer you keep me waiting, the saltier I'm going to get |
1.2245 |
0.04507 |
147 |
123 |
15 |
9 |
1739 |
Truly, the RNC is the elephant in the room. |
1.2244 |
0.04321 |
156 |
130 |
17 |
9 |
1740 |
That's right. You're looking at the peanut in the room. |
1.2244 |
0.04224 |
156 |
129 |
19 |
8 |
1741 |
Glad you joined the team. It used to be the only elephant in the room was the fact that I'm a nut! |
1.2244 |
0.04224 |
156 |
129 |
19 |
8 |
1742 |
Yes, I am the original Mr. Peanut (He, Him, Legume). |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
1743 |
No, I only play one on TV |
1.2244 |
0.03472 |
156 |
122 |
33 |
1 |
1744 |
What do you mean you want me to pack your trunk with my nuts?! |
1.2242 |
0.03782 |
165 |
133 |
27 |
5 |
1745 |
Shall we talk about it? |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1746 |
Don’t come closer, I’m elephylactic. |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1747 |
Just to let you know, a large group of mice are waiting for me in the next room. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1748 |
It's time to avenge my family. |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1749 |
How would you like to go out for lunch? |
1.2237 |
0.04298 |
152 |
126 |
18 |
8 |
1750 |
You expect me to believe that? What do I look like, some kind of nut? |
1.2237 |
0.04090 |
152 |
124 |
22 |
6 |
1751 |
I think you’re looking for the Cricket. |
1.2237 |
0.03982 |
152 |
123 |
24 |
5 |
1752 |
The rumors are true. You work for me, now. |
1.2237 |
0.04195 |
152 |
125 |
20 |
7 |
1753 |
Now calm down. No sense in being the elephant in the room |
1.2236 |
0.03938 |
161 |
131 |
24 |
6 |
1754 |
I am as cool as a cucumber, even with an elephant in the room! |
1.2236 |
0.04035 |
161 |
132 |
22 |
7 |
1755 |
Well crap! My agent got the address wrong again! |
1.2236 |
0.04035 |
161 |
132 |
22 |
7 |
1756 |
It's actually a studio, but it is rent controlled. |
1.2235 |
0.03980 |
170 |
140 |
22 |
8 |
1757 |
Peanut in the Room |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1758 |
Well, I think it's time that we talk about "the peanut in the room" |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1759 |
Ahhh,, nuts. Wrong conference room. |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1760 |
I know the whole peanut shtick. Just keep your distance. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1761 |
If I don't address it maybe it will just go away |
1.2230 |
0.03960 |
139 |
111 |
25 |
3 |
1762 |
So I’m not nutty, there is indeed an elephant in the room |
1.2230 |
0.03826 |
139 |
110 |
27 |
2 |
1763 |
Did you think I’d forget?… |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1764 |
Oh! Is this what the fortune teller meant by address the elephant in the room? |
1.2230 |
0.04479 |
148 |
124 |
15 |
9 |
1765 |
It’s “Mister” to you! |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
1766 |
Are YOU 'tall, dark & handsome with a large hose and loves nuts'? |
1.2230 |
0.03814 |
148 |
118 |
27 |
3 |
1767 |
I left the circus years ago. How about you? |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
1768 |
No, I'm not a salted. Yet. |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
1769 |
when the elephant has the address to your room. |
1.2230 |
0.04375 |
148 |
123 |
17 |
8 |
1770 |
Being the peanut in the room is so much worse, matey |
1.2229 |
0.04101 |
157 |
129 |
21 |
7 |
1771 |
Many Americans will see this another way. |
1.2229 |
0.03791 |
157 |
126 |
27 |
4 |
1772 |
Have you tried boiled? They're much easier on your stomach. |
1.2229 |
0.03897 |
157 |
127 |
25 |
5 |
1773 |
What’s the matter? Never saw a peanut shit himself? |
1.2229 |
0.03897 |
157 |
127 |
25 |
5 |
1774 |
I'll ask again just to make sure: any allergies? |
1.2229 |
0.03897 |
157 |
127 |
25 |
5 |
1775 |
It was at this moment that he knew his monocle meant nothing. |
1.2229 |
0.03897 |
157 |
127 |
25 |
5 |
1776 |
We both know the real imposters are the 'Circus peanuts' |
1.2229 |
0.03897 |
157 |
127 |
25 |
5 |
1777 |
Isn’t it nice that your food allergies, rather than keeping us apart, allow our relationship to flourish. |
1.2229 |
0.03857 |
166 |
135 |
25 |
6 |
1778 |
I don't care who Skippy sends I'm not apologizing. |
1.2229 |
0.03900 |
175 |
144 |
23 |
8 |
1779 |
I guess it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2222 |
0.04469 |
153 |
129 |
14 |
10 |
1780 |
We'll always have Paris. |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
1781 |
Not so close! I'm allergic to elephants. |
1.2222 |
0.04233 |
144 |
118 |
20 |
6 |
1782 |
I have heard about you Mr. Elephant in the Room. |
1.2222 |
0.04066 |
153 |
125 |
22 |
6 |
1783 |
nikki . . . Nikki . . . NIKKI !!! |
1.2222 |
0.04013 |
162 |
133 |
22 |
7 |
1784 |
I may have only one eye, but I can still see you. |
1.2222 |
0.03735 |
153 |
122 |
28 |
3 |
1785 |
A lot of people are afraid to talk about you but not me. |
1.2222 |
0.03735 |
153 |
122 |
28 |
3 |
1786 |
Don’t forget, you have a nut allergy” |
1.2222 |
0.03996 |
144 |
116 |
24 |
4 |
1787 |
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times!
You’re allergic to me. |
1.2222 |
0.03591 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1788 |
A convincing peanut costume, yes, but actually I am a mouse. |
1.2222 |
0.03916 |
162 |
132 |
24 |
6 |
1789 |
Let's address the obvious issue everyone seems to ignore |
1.2222 |
0.03618 |
153 |
121 |
30 |
2 |
1790 |
Now that you're here, I guess I must address you. |
1.2216 |
0.03880 |
176 |
145 |
23 |
8 |
1791 |
Okay... but the monocle stays on. |
1.2216 |
0.03836 |
167 |
136 |
25 |
6 |
1792 |
Ah Francois, my old nemesis |
1.2216 |
0.03836 |
167 |
136 |
25 |
6 |
1793 |
You can't be too careful about food allergies. Trust me, a call to 911 might be too late. |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
1794 |
You wouldn't eat a peanut with a monocle, would you? |
1.2215 |
0.03434 |
158 |
124 |
33 |
1 |
1795 |
You know this is a costume? |
1.2215 |
0.04175 |
158 |
131 |
19 |
8 |
1796 |
When you said you like peanuts, this isn’t what I thought you meant. |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
1797 |
You think I'm nuts but you clearly ARE the elephant in the room. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
1798 |
I think you’ve mistaken me for another peanut. |
1.2215 |
0.03661 |
158 |
126 |
29 |
3 |
1799 |
Can we negotiate? |
1.2215 |
0.03791 |
149 |
119 |
27 |
3 |
1800 |
I’ve got chunks of punks like you in my stool |
1.2215 |
0.03791 |
149 |
119 |
27 |
3 |
1801 |
So You're the Elephant in the room. |
1.2215 |
0.04023 |
149 |
121 |
23 |
5 |
1802 |
Are you trying to butter me up? |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
1803 |
I... I thought you'd forgotten. |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
1804 |
No, 'the elephant in the room' does not have a peanut allergy. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
1805 |
Finally. |
1.2215 |
0.04348 |
149 |
124 |
17 |
8 |
1806 |
Your extinction will be my lasting trademark. |
1.2214 |
0.04188 |
140 |
114 |
21 |
5 |
1807 |
You know you're allergic to me, right? |
1.2214 |
0.04188 |
140 |
114 |
21 |
5 |
1808 |
Hey! You're not Annie Leibovitz! |
1.2214 |
0.04427 |
140 |
116 |
17 |
7 |
1809 |
I hear you work for peanuts. |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1810 |
So, Horton. It's come to this. |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1811 |
Have we met? I am the zoo owner. |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
1812 |
I finally meet the elephant in the room |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1813 |
Your mission, should you chooses to accept it, is to wipe the entire potato chip industry... |
1.2209 |
0.04176 |
163 |
136 |
18 |
9 |
1814 |
Frankly, I'm a bit old and stale, not at all what you'd enjoy. |
1.2208 |
0.03714 |
154 |
123 |
28 |
3 |
1815 |
I am hoping your snack food preferences have changed. |
1.2208 |
0.03936 |
154 |
125 |
24 |
5 |
1816 |
Have you ever considered Cashews? |
1.2208 |
0.03597 |
154 |
122 |
30 |
2 |
1817 |
will we discuss the elephant in the room, i know i'm a nice snack |
1.2208 |
0.04537 |
154 |
131 |
12 |
11 |
1818 |
They call me Mr. Peanut! |
1.2207 |
0.03911 |
145 |
119 |
21 |
5 |
1819 |
Yes, we all know you're in the room, but please call me 'Mister'. |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1820 |
Should we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2207 |
0.03972 |
145 |
117 |
24 |
4 |
1821 |
Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. |
1.2207 |
0.04428 |
145 |
121 |
16 |
8 |
1822 |
As Alfred Hitchock would say, "Good Evening!" |
1.2206 |
0.04512 |
136 |
113 |
16 |
7 |
1823 |
It’s crunch time, if you get what I mean. |
1.2206 |
0.03862 |
136 |
108 |
26 |
2 |
1824 |
Did Planters send you? |
1.2206 |
0.03862 |
136 |
108 |
26 |
2 |
1825 |
Well, now that's the last thing I want to talk about. |
1.2206 |
0.04264 |
136 |
111 |
20 |
5 |
1826 |
...you killed my father. Prepare to die! |
1.2206 |
0.04512 |
136 |
113 |
16 |
7 |
1827 |
Sorry, I must be in the wrong room. |
1.2203 |
0.03602 |
177 |
143 |
29 |
5 |
1828 |
I was right. There is an elephant in the room. |
1.2201 |
0.03853 |
159 |
129 |
25 |
5 |
1829 |
I know this is difficult, but I think it’s time we talk about your diet… |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
1830 |
No, I don't know a Mr. Peanut. |
1.2199 |
0.03910 |
141 |
113 |
25 |
3 |
1831 |
It's been great, but try and forget about me. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1832 |
Always think twice before agreeing to exposure therapy. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1833 |
And I thought they were joking about the elephant in the room! |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1834 |
Trust me,you do not want to eat this monocle. |
1.2197 |
0.04726 |
132 |
111 |
13 |
8 |
1835 |
Yes, in fact, you are my biggest fear. |
1.2195 |
0.03465 |
164 |
130 |
32 |
2 |
1836 |
Let's not talk about you. |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
1837 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns in the world, She walks into mine. |
1.2195 |
0.03775 |
164 |
133 |
26 |
5 |
1838 |
I think it's time we talked about the you in the room. # |
1.2195 |
0.03968 |
164 |
135 |
22 |
7 |
1839 |
I assure you, I am not salted. |
1.2194 |
0.04121 |
155 |
128 |
20 |
7 |
1840 |
Crunch time? |
1.2194 |
0.03913 |
155 |
126 |
24 |
5 |
1841 |
Well, we all know the peanut in the room. |
1.2194 |
0.03804 |
155 |
125 |
26 |
4 |
1842 |
Despite my attire I’m a registered Democrat. |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1843 |
I don’t care if my psychologist sent you…I’m not dealing with you right now! |
1.2192 |
0.04291 |
146 |
121 |
18 |
7 |
1844 |
I'm just saying a peanut allergy is a real risk. |
1.2192 |
0.03826 |
146 |
117 |
26 |
3 |
1845 |
I don’t suppose we could just forget this whole thing could we |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1846 |
Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have chosen a building with such an enormous service elevator. |
1.2192 |
0.03570 |
146 |
115 |
30 |
1 |
1847 |
When we signed the lease together, you told me your urges were under control." |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1848 |
What? You've forgotten my name? But you're an elephant! |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1849 |
One man's "elephant in the room" is another man's "peanuts in your shit", if you see where I'm going with this. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1850 |
Oh great. First, I'm assaulted, and now this. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1851 |
So it’s true- you never forget… but be warned, this nut will be tough to crack |
1.2190 |
0.03837 |
137 |
109 |
26 |
2 |
1852 |
Another misleading Tinder picture. |
1.2189 |
0.03795 |
169 |
138 |
25 |
6 |
1853 |
If you eat me I won't be able to show you the way back to the circus. |
1.2189 |
0.03556 |
169 |
138 |
26 |
5 |
1854 |
We both always knew this day was going to come. |
1.2189 |
0.03506 |
169 |
135 |
31 |
3 |
1855 |
You will choke to death on my hat. |
1.2188 |
0.04222 |
160 |
134 |
17 |
9 |
1856 |
What existential threat? I don't see anything. |
1.2188 |
0.03933 |
160 |
131 |
23 |
6 |
1857 |
So this is what "an elephant in the room" really means! |
1.2188 |
0.03832 |
128 |
101 |
26 |
1 |
1858 |
This is nuts! |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1859 |
As a symbol, you have grown dark and undefined. |
1.2188 |
0.03933 |
160 |
131 |
23 |
6 |
1860 |
You might say I’m a little nutty but I shell address the elephant in the room |
1.2188 |
0.04128 |
160 |
133 |
19 |
8 |
1861 |
Would ya look what the circus brought to town. |
1.2188 |
0.04565 |
128 |
106 |
16 |
6 |
1862 |
Aha! I see you remember me... |
1.2185 |
0.04191 |
151 |
125 |
19 |
7 |
1863 |
I thought "the elephant in the room" was just a myth. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
1864 |
Don't eat me! I was processed in a facility that may contain allergens! |
1.2185 |
0.03975 |
151 |
123 |
23 |
5 |
1865 |
I kew this day would come. They called me nuts!! |
1.2185 |
0.03374 |
151 |
118 |
33 |
0 |
1866 |
You already got my brother - he was was a salted,and stuffed in your trunk! |
1.2185 |
0.03862 |
151 |
122 |
25 |
4 |
1867 |
Please. Please! Anything but the trunk! |
1.2185 |
0.03862 |
151 |
122 |
25 |
4 |
1868 |
Actually, my mother and father were both almonds. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1869 |
just so you know, I'm not afraid to use this cane. |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
1870 |
Today's salty roast: Mr. Peanut shell-shocked by the elephant in the room! |
1.2183 |
0.04135 |
142 |
116 |
21 |
5 |
1871 |
I’m sure you remember your allergies. |
1.2183 |
0.03886 |
142 |
114 |
25 |
3 |
1872 |
I, for one, would like to bring to everyone's attention the elephant in the room. |
1.2183 |
0.04012 |
142 |
115 |
23 |
4 |
1873 |
Speaking of the elephant in the room... |
1.2183 |
0.04135 |
142 |
116 |
21 |
5 |
1874 |
You don't scare me. You're the only elephant in the room. |
1.2182 |
0.04039 |
165 |
137 |
20 |
8 |
1875 |
I'm hoping this one is allergic. |
1.2182 |
0.03447 |
165 |
131 |
32 |
2 |
1876 |
You need to deal with the peanut
in the room |
1.2182 |
0.03852 |
165 |
135 |
24 |
6 |
1877 |
You should know that I feel really allergenic today |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1878 |
Well. I hope he packed his lunch today |
1.2182 |
0.03852 |
165 |
135 |
24 |
6 |
1879 |
Well. We finally meet, Elephant In the Room. Well played. |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
110 |
17 |
6 |
1880 |
It's MR. Peanut to you, pal. |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
133 |
107 |
23 |
3 |
1881 |
I was just talking about you . . . |
1.2179 |
0.03557 |
156 |
124 |
30 |
2 |
1882 |
You're working for us now. |
1.2179 |
0.03671 |
156 |
125 |
28 |
3 |
1883 |
The party in the other room sent me in as a peace offering. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1884 |
Would you agree to further concessions? |
1.2179 |
0.03782 |
156 |
126 |
26 |
4 |
1885 |
You took my right eye, crippled me, and now you've come back to finish me off... |
1.2179 |
0.04197 |
156 |
130 |
18 |
8 |
1886 |
I’m too old for that! |
1.2177 |
0.03678 |
147 |
117 |
28 |
2 |
1887 |
…but I’m high in cholesterol ! |
1.2177 |
0.03803 |
147 |
118 |
26 |
3 |
1888 |
President Trump - why are you looking at me that way? |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1889 |
I still think I can bring people together better as a third party candidate. |
1.2177 |
0.04265 |
147 |
122 |
18 |
7 |
1890 |
I think I'm on the wrong floor. |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1891 |
Either I'm in big trouble or you are Alfred Hitchcock. |
1.2174 |
0.03810 |
161 |
131 |
25 |
5 |
1892 |
I'm not your type. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1893 |
You may think I'm cornered, but I can dance my way out of this. |
1.2174 |
0.03707 |
161 |
130 |
27 |
4 |
1894 |
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1895 |
May I interest you in a goldfish? |
1.2174 |
0.03810 |
161 |
131 |
25 |
5 |
1896 |
Does it make any difference that I’m a Republican? |
1.2174 |
0.04008 |
161 |
133 |
21 |
7 |
1897 |
Back away. My friends are nuts! |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1898 |
...O.K. after all these years you finally got me... |
1.2174 |
0.03812 |
138 |
110 |
26 |
2 |
1899 |
« Please think again, i could be your peanut butler ! » |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1900 |
But...your profile said 'Ms. Peanut.' |
1.2171 |
0.04060 |
152 |
125 |
21 |
6 |
1901 |
Yes, I remember our deal. I was just hoping that you didn't remember it. |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
1902 |
(Whistle. Whistle.) That's just a shadow. |
1.2171 |
0.04060 |
152 |
125 |
21 |
6 |
1903 |
Sorry, it’s just a silly expression! |
1.2171 |
0.03724 |
152 |
122 |
27 |
3 |
1904 |
Every Peanut has its day ... |
1.2171 |
0.03724 |
152 |
122 |
27 |
3 |
1905 |
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”
― William Shakespeare, The Tempest |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
1906 |
Without warning, Mr Peanut is confronted by his greatest recurrent repressed fear. |
1.2171 |
0.04792 |
129 |
109 |
12 |
8 |
1907 |
Hold on! I'm made out of micro-plastics! |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1908 |
I guess it was inevitable you would get tired of working for Peanuts. |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1909 |
Shouldn’t you be carrying a sickle? |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1910 |
You may be the elephant in the room but I am Mr. Peanut to you! |
1.2169 |
0.03925 |
166 |
137 |
22 |
7 |
1911 |
Do I see a mouse? Yes, I do! |
1.2169 |
0.03831 |
166 |
136 |
24 |
6 |
1912 |
Technically I'm a legume, not a nut. Does that make a difference? |
1.2169 |
0.03734 |
166 |
135 |
26 |
5 |
1913 |
I don't know if you noticed this, but there is an elephant in the room. |
1.2168 |
0.04342 |
143 |
119 |
17 |
7 |
1914 |
I’m the peanut in the room |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
1915 |
But I'm a shell of what I used to be |
1.2168 |
0.04109 |
143 |
117 |
21 |
5 |
1916 |
The monocle is a choking hazard! |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1917 |
Please, think of the shareholders! |
1.2168 |
0.04109 |
143 |
117 |
21 |
5 |
1918 |
Mr. Peanut nervously addresses the elephant in the room |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1919 |
Well, I’ll be darned. You’re real. |
1.2167 |
0.03634 |
180 |
147 |
27 |
6 |
1920 |
Mr. Planter, I presume. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1921 |
We never talk about peanut allergies. |
1.2166 |
0.04073 |
157 |
130 |
20 |
7 |
1922 |
Good luck Dumbo, they say the first step in a successful washed-up icon audition is just getting in the door |
1.2166 |
0.04073 |
157 |
130 |
20 |
7 |
1923 |
The "Planters' Corporation" appreciates your willingness to tackle tough problems, but we demand you refrain from referring to them as "cracking a tough nut". |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
1924 |
No, I am NOT food for thought. |
1.2166 |
0.03650 |
157 |
126 |
28 |
3 |
1925 |
An elephant never forgets Mr. Peanut, but he also never forgives. Prepare to die. |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
1926 |
It was finally time to face the problem of Jerry's pay. |
1.2164 |
0.04539 |
134 |
112 |
15 |
7 |
1927 |
How do you walk around with that thing? |
1.2164 |
0.04661 |
134 |
113 |
13 |
8 |
1928 |
I suppose I can't interest you in another apartment with more legume |
1.2164 |
0.04414 |
134 |
111 |
17 |
6 |
1929 |
Why yes, I am the peanut in the room. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1930 |
Hi big boy. Have you seen my butter? |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
1931 |
Before we go on, you should get tested for peanut allergy. |
1.2162 |
0.04238 |
148 |
123 |
18 |
7 |
1932 |
First of all, I'm not a "tasty little snack"... |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
1933 |
I'm plant-based! I'm plant-based! |
1.2162 |
0.03780 |
148 |
119 |
26 |
3 |
1934 |
Welcome! The crackerjack will be here soon. |
1.2162 |
0.03899 |
148 |
120 |
24 |
4 |
1935 |
I don’t think we should see each other anymore |
1.2162 |
0.03899 |
148 |
120 |
24 |
4 |
1936 |
It’s clear this town isn’t big enough for the both of us. |
1.2160 |
0.03889 |
162 |
133 |
23 |
6 |
1937 |
I’m not trans…I’m a Peanut! |
1.2160 |
0.04030 |
125 |
100 |
23 |
2 |
1938 |
How may I address you? |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
1939 |
Fight you? I'd have to be nuts! |
1.2159 |
0.03595 |
176 |
143 |
28 |
5 |
1940 |
So...How do you like the apartment so far? |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1941 |
Nobody ever talks about you |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1942 |
Wait! I'll pay you twice whatever you're getting from Mrs. Peanut. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1943 |
Of course I never address you…I’m a peanut and I’m British. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1944 |
I felt you were in the room. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1945 |
Don't come any closer! I'm completely nuts! |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
1946 |
Oops. Wrong gallery. |
1.2157 |
0.04244 |
153 |
128 |
17 |
8 |
1947 |
I'm addressing the problem." |
1.2156 |
0.03903 |
167 |
138 |
22 |
7 |
1948 |
It appears the elephant in the room is more than just a saying. |
1.2154 |
0.03935 |
130 |
104 |
24 |
2 |
1949 |
Have you read the latest studies linking
peanut butter and heart disease? |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
1950 |
OK, so the building has a really big freight elevator, but how did you get through the door? |
1.2154 |
0.04366 |
130 |
107 |
18 |
5 |
1951 |
Are you the Ghost of PB and J Sandwiches Yet to Come? I fear you more than any Spectre I have seen! |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
1952 |
Can't you, just this once, forget you ever saw me? |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
1953 |
Uh-Oh! I hope I can pull off my ‘Grand Old Peanut’ ruse and fool this Trump guy. |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1954 |
I wouldn’t do that if I were you…I’ve hidden your epi-pen |
1.2153 |
0.03838 |
144 |
116 |
25 |
3 |
1955 |
Now, how to get you into that room… |
1.2152 |
0.03630 |
158 |
127 |
28 |
3 |
1956 |
No one's called me 'circus peanut' in a long, long time. |
1.2152 |
0.03949 |
158 |
130 |
22 |
6 |
1957 |
I guess it's time we talked about the peanut in the room. |
1.2152 |
0.04050 |
158 |
131 |
20 |
7 |
1958 |
I suggest you get used to being the only elephant in the room. |
1.2152 |
0.04148 |
158 |
132 |
18 |
8 |
1959 |
You've eaten your last peanut big guy! |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1960 |
I may only be a tasty legume,who never plays golf,but I am richer than you and smart enough not to vote for you! |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
1961 |
Hopefully I’ll wake up and this bad situation is just another Republican Nightmare. |
1.2148 |
0.04256 |
135 |
111 |
19 |
5 |
1962 |
I’m hoping you have a bad memory. |
1.2148 |
0.04103 |
149 |
123 |
20 |
6 |
1963 |
So, disguise or no disguise, you've found me at last. |
1.2148 |
0.03757 |
149 |
120 |
26 |
3 |
1964 |
I hope you are only here because I skipped my med today. |
1.2148 |
0.04422 |
149 |
126 |
14 |
9 |
1965 |
Take one step closer and I'll cream! |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
1966 |
No, no, no! You’re vegan. Have you ever seen a vegetable walk and talk? |
1.2148 |
0.04103 |
149 |
123 |
20 |
6 |
1967 |
You don't understand. They came to me. |
1.2148 |
0.04422 |
149 |
126 |
14 |
9 |
1968 |
I don’t suppose it would help if I told you I once donated to MAGA. |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
1969 |
Mr. Jumbo, are you trying to seduce me? |
1.2148 |
0.04158 |
149 |
126 |
15 |
8 |
1970 |
I'm not even a nut! |
1.2148 |
0.04103 |
149 |
123 |
20 |
6 |
1971 |
Your n-n-nose seemed much smaller in your p-p-profile p-p-pic. |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1972 |
The peanut in the room |
1.2143 |
0.04394 |
140 |
117 |
16 |
7 |
1973 |
I'm a mouse in cosplay! |
1.2143 |
0.03564 |
154 |
123 |
29 |
2 |
1974 |
Can we address the elephant in the room? |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1975 |
Why Elmer.....you're a shadow of your former self! |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1976 |
So, we finally meet. Here on the 3rd floor of this building. I'd just like you to know the damage you caused getting up here was quite significant. |
1.2143 |
0.03480 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1977 |
Some things are better left unsaid. |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1978 |
I must warn you, there are people who reaaaaally wanna address you" |
1.2143 |
0.04275 |
140 |
116 |
18 |
6 |
1979 |
I’ll follow you anywhere. |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
1980 |
You’re not my usual chiropractor! |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1981 |
I was expecting a metaphor! |
1.2139 |
0.03893 |
173 |
144 |
21 |
8 |
1982 |
I don’t suppose there’s any chance you’ll forget you saw me? |
1.2138 |
0.03718 |
159 |
129 |
26 |
4 |
1983 |
I beg your pardon? No, really. I beg your pardon. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
1984 |
Since you’re a registered Democrat, we have a problem. |
1.2138 |
0.03814 |
145 |
117 |
25 |
3 |
1985 |
Are you waiting for me? |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
1986 |
There goes ten years of therapy. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
1987 |
Dumbo! I should have known. |
1.2138 |
0.03814 |
145 |
117 |
25 |
3 |
1988 |
I requested a donkey. |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
1989 |
Believe me, you wouldn't like it in the can. |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
131 |
106 |
22 |
3 |
1990 |
Oh grandma, what a big nose you have! |
1.2137 |
0.03908 |
131 |
105 |
24 |
2 |
1991 |
I’m sorry, but Planters supports both parties. |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
1992 |
I feel like it is a toxic relationship |
1.2137 |
0.03908 |
131 |
105 |
24 |
2 |
1993 |
They will never suspect a thing. Our plan is going smoothly. |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
1994 |
OK who’s the little Smucker that thought this was funny? |
1.2137 |
0.03908 |
131 |
105 |
24 |
2 |
1995 |
You might intimidate me, Jumbo, but you’ll never make me crack. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1996 |
Did you read the latest study about salt leading to heart disease? |
1.2134 |
0.03845 |
164 |
135 |
23 |
6 |
1997 |
Your prerogative, but nobody else is gonna blame me for being the peanut in the room. |
1.2134 |
0.03942 |
164 |
136 |
21 |
7 |
1998 |
My most recent diagnosis has been hyper-acidity! |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
1999 |
But after all these years, I truly am quite stale! |
1.2133 |
0.03967 |
150 |
123 |
22 |
5 |
2000 |
I don’t suppose you are after the musings of aristocratic nuts? |
1.2133 |
0.03853 |
150 |
122 |
24 |
4 |
2001 |
I fear my doom approacheth! |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
2002 |
Spare me and I'll lead you to the peanut butter factory. |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
2003 |
I expected a skeleton with a scythe. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
2004 |
It'll never work. I'm a cocktail peanut, not a circus peanut. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
2005 |
Might I remind you I'm the only one that can go to the store and get more food |
1.2132 |
0.03822 |
136 |
109 |
25 |
2 |
2006 |
I cannot live in your shadow! |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
2007 |
Is this the room for the Audition? |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2008 |
Our diversity policy says I have to be really careful about what I say next. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2009 |
The elephant in the room wants to tell you he isn't working for peanuts anymore" |
1.2130 |
0.03861 |
169 |
140 |
22 |
7 |
2010 |
How did you get in here? |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
2011 |
I've never been as popular as Kool-Aid Man, but I don't think that's the elephant in the room. |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
2012 |
I always knew you were the Grim Reaper |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
2013 |
“Just stay calm; I’m GMO and processed in a facility that contains animal products.” |
1.2129 |
0.04193 |
155 |
130 |
17 |
8 |
2014 |
Talk about an elephant in the room |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
2015 |
First of all, no one can know of this meeting...... |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
2016 |
I’m only a plastic logo” |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
115 |
22 |
4 |
2017 |
Ok, I will now address the Elephant in the room. |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
2018 |
Boy, did I make a wrong turn! |
1.2126 |
0.03512 |
174 |
141 |
29 |
4 |
2019 |
Yes, the savanna is down the hall to the right. |
1.2126 |
0.04127 |
127 |
103 |
21 |
3 |
2020 |
If it isn't the proverbial 'elephant in the room' |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
2021 |
I certainly would rather have left it unsaid. |
1.2126 |
0.04127 |
127 |
103 |
21 |
3 |
2022 |
The party’s over. |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
2023 |
For some reason I thought you’d have a sickle |
1.2126 |
0.04825 |
127 |
108 |
11 |
8 |
2024 |
Did you think I would forget? |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
2025 |
Sure, but the frequency that we are attacked by someone we actually already know is the real ... um, unspoken topic. |
1.2125 |
0.03904 |
160 |
132 |
22 |
6 |
2026 |
I think you'll find me quite bland and unsalted. |
1.2125 |
0.03244 |
160 |
126 |
34 |
0 |
2027 |
I'll have you know, I'm not just any nut.
I have friends in high places! |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2028 |
The peanut was too stomped to speak |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
2029 |
This was too easy! |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
2030 |
OK, let's talk about you. |
1.2123 |
0.03791 |
146 |
118 |
25 |
3 |
2031 |
Well ,well.. we meet again . |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
2032 |
Alright, let's talk about "the you-know-what in the room." |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2033 |
Did anyone see you sneak in? |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
2034 |
This is one metaphor I could have used without. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2035 |
Your contract specifies you are to be paid peanuts! |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2036 |
Don't forget I'm owned by rich and powerful people |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2037 |
Are you sure you aren't allergic? |
1.2121 |
0.03882 |
132 |
106 |
24 |
2 |
2038 |
There’s no money, it’s a shell organization |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
2039 |
No, I wasn't being salty with you. |
1.2119 |
0.03830 |
151 |
123 |
24 |
4 |
2040 |
I admit I'm small,but you are just a shadow of your former self! |
1.2119 |
0.03592 |
151 |
121 |
28 |
2 |
2041 |
I don't care what the website said. Elephants do not actually like peanuts. It's fake news!" |
1.2119 |
0.03713 |
151 |
122 |
26 |
3 |
2042 |
Yeah no shit I’m scared but it’s not because I’m racist or anything |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
2043 |
So.... what do you want to talk about? |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
2044 |
A democrat and a republican enter a bar… |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
2045 |
Afraid to talk about the elephant in the room! |
1.2117 |
0.03653 |
137 |
109 |
27 |
1 |
2046 |
Beware! There's a mouse under my hat! |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
2047 |
We can’t talk about you |
1.2117 |
0.03653 |
137 |
109 |
27 |
1 |
2048 |
I’ve been sent to help you with your peanut allergy. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
2049 |
Okay, I'll address it...It's true, I hate almonds. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
2050 |
I’m not gonna lie, I just peanutted my pants |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
2051 |
So thennnn... The apartment isn't for rent. |
1.2115 |
0.03860 |
156 |
128 |
23 |
5 |
2052 |
It's time we talk about the *peanut* in the room |
1.2115 |
0.04068 |
156 |
130 |
19 |
7 |
2053 |
I don’t know if your swelling was caused by a peanut allergy. |
1.2115 |
0.03751 |
156 |
127 |
25 |
4 |
2054 |
I didn't expect there would really would be an elephant in the room. |
1.2115 |
0.03860 |
156 |
128 |
23 |
5 |
2055 |
May I remind you that you do not have your EpiPen. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
2056 |
You may be the elephant in the room, but you are also allergic to peanuts. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2057 |
It’s probably best we don’t address it. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
2058 |
-So, you are the famous elephant in the room!
-Yes, i’m black. |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
2059 |
Nobody addresses me either |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
2060 |
Well, shucks. |
1.2113 |
0.04100 |
142 |
117 |
20 |
5 |
2061 |
Are you sure you are not allergic to peanuts? |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
2062 |
Well, well, well... I guess I can't deny those rumors now. |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
2063 |
I may smell like a peanut, but I'm actually made of unpalatable expanded polystyrene. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
2064 |
You must think I'm nuts! |
1.2109 |
0.03945 |
128 |
103 |
23 |
2 |
2065 |
Hard to ignore the elephant in the room. |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
2066 |
Is the Donkey in the next Room? |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
2067 |
Yes, quite a quandary. Check out my ad-agency. Worked wonders for me. |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
2068 |
Good heavens, Sir, I reek of allergens. You'll surely want me to shower first. |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
2069 |
What do you say? We just ignore the only peanut in the room. |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
2070 |
Sorry, no, you’re mistaken. My name is Mr. Penis. |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
2071 |
I knew this moment would come |
1.2109 |
0.04233 |
147 |
123 |
17 |
7 |
2072 |
I have a cane, and I know how to use it! |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
2073 |
I have never voted for a Democrat. Never! Never! Never |
1.2105 |
0.04001 |
133 |
108 |
22 |
3 |
2074 |
Finally, we can address the elephant in the room |
1.2105 |
0.03807 |
152 |
124 |
24 |
4 |
2075 |
Wait, I haven’t been salted yet. |
1.2105 |
0.03691 |
152 |
123 |
26 |
3 |
2076 |
Uh oh, wrong room! |
1.2105 |
0.04001 |
133 |
108 |
22 |
3 |
2077 |
I'm just going to pretend you're not there -- or hungry! |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
2078 |
You let me go, and I’ll show you the way to Five Guys… |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
2079 |
I apologize that I can't offer you a snack." |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
2080 |
How many years has it been? Since Paris? Since you broke my heart? |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
2081 |
Are you SURE you don’t have a peanut allergy? |
1.2105 |
0.03705 |
133 |
106 |
26 |
1 |
2082 |
I'm afraid they may be ignoring the elephant in the room. |
1.2102 |
0.03837 |
157 |
129 |
23 |
5 |
2083 |
Don't tell the lion tamer that I stole his hat. |
1.2102 |
0.04144 |
157 |
132 |
17 |
8 |
2084 |
I think we should all acknowledge the peanut in the room… |
1.2102 |
0.03942 |
157 |
130 |
21 |
6 |
2085 |
I ask you for a commitment and suddenly you're "allergic"? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
2086 |
I’m Mr. Peanut, sent by the DNC. I hope you have an EpiPen handy. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
2087 |
Abigail, darling, what is that strange look in your eye? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
2088 |
I recognize that you are indeed the elephant in the room sir, and I am MR. PEANUT! |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
2089 |
The Planters folks told me they were sending someone over to renegotiate my contract, but this is unconscionable! |
1.2101 |
0.03772 |
138 |
111 |
25 |
2 |
2090 |
You look different to your profile photo on the dating app. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
2091 |
“You know this is just a costume, right?” |
1.2099 |
0.03860 |
162 |
134 |
22 |
6 |
2092 |
You know I'm not really a peanut, right? |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
2093 |
Sorry, but I have to leave in a Jif. |
1.2098 |
0.03694 |
143 |
115 |
26 |
2 |
2094 |
You'll hate yourself in the morning! |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
2095 |
I'm telling you, I'm only an empty shell. |
1.2098 |
0.03825 |
143 |
116 |
24 |
3 |
2096 |
It’s pronounced Jif. |
1.2098 |
0.04422 |
143 |
121 |
14 |
8 |
2097 |
Where's Chuckles the Clown when you need him? |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
2098 |
I hate election years. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
2099 |
I Don't understand why you are so threatened by me being different? |
1.2097 |
0.04012 |
124 |
100 |
22 |
2 |
2100 |
Anaphylaxis, Jumbo. Never forget. |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2101 |
No, those days are behind me. I'm not that circus peanut anymore. |
1.2097 |
0.04012 |
124 |
100 |
22 |
2 |
2102 |
I knew you wouldn’t stop at one! |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2103 |
Democracy dies in darkness. |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
2104 |
But she told me you two were … over. |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
2105 |
I should have known, you guys never let it go! |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
2106 |
Looks like I'm shucked. |
1.2095 |
0.03983 |
148 |
122 |
21 |
5 |
2107 |
So, Dumbo, we meet again... But this time I'm the one wearing the hat. |
1.2095 |
0.04315 |
148 |
125 |
15 |
8 |
2108 |
It’s not always about you, Carl. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
2109 |
I was astonished to see you in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with you tonight in Samarra. |
1.2093 |
0.04756 |
129 |
110 |
11 |
8 |
2110 |
Some of the artwork is a little derivative. |
1.2093 |
0.04357 |
129 |
107 |
17 |
5 |
2111 |
Careful, you might be allergic. |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
2112 |
Did you forget about your peanut allergy? |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
2113 |
Sorry about your allergy, Old Boy, but corporate won't even cover my bad eye and leg. |
1.2092 |
0.04111 |
153 |
128 |
18 |
7 |
2114 |
So, you're the elephant in the room that I've heard so much about. |
1.2092 |
0.04214 |
153 |
129 |
16 |
8 |
2115 |
Believe me - I will not breathe a word about this. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
2116 |
You know I am unsalted, right? |
1.2090 |
0.03974 |
134 |
109 |
22 |
3 |
2117 |
I warn you, I’m a National Treasure! |
1.2090 |
0.03681 |
134 |
107 |
26 |
1 |
2118 |
Peanut gallery, indeed. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
2119 |
You are so predictable. |
1.2090 |
0.03681 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2120 |
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. |
1.2090 |
0.04746 |
134 |
115 |
10 |
9 |
2121 |
Honestly, this is how I feared I would die. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
2122 |
Where's my family, Dumbo? |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
2123 |
Don't forget who I am. |
1.2090 |
0.03830 |
134 |
108 |
24 |
2 |
2124 |
I’d like to begin this meeting by inviting discussion about the obvious elephant in the room. |
1.2089 |
0.03708 |
158 |
129 |
25 |
4 |
2125 |
You may be 800 pounds, but I am Mr. Peanut |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
2126 |
Who do you think you are -- the elephant in the room? |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2127 |
Don't be daft! Do you really think a peanut could've cornered the steel market and endowed one of the largest philanthropic organizations in the world? I think not. Now make yourself useful and fetch me my scarf. |
1.2087 |
0.05016 |
115 |
98 |
10 |
7 |
2128 |
Elephants have poor depth perception, so let me help by saying I’m really far away. |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
2129 |
Who me? I haven’t seen any peanuts today. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
2130 |
Um, no….my lack of underwear is not the elephant in the room. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
2131 |
I believe we have a gentlemen's agreement. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
2132 |
Now that you are in the room, I'll remind you that you work, not eat here. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
2133 |
No, let's not talk about it. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
2134 |
Sometimes, you feel like a nut…sometimes, you don’t. Hopefully, this is that time you don’t, Jumbo.” |
1.2086 |
0.03459 |
139 |
110 |
29 |
0 |
2135 |
I'm really not who you think I am |
1.2086 |
0.03739 |
163 |
134 |
24 |
5 |
2136 |
Don’t you remember, you have a peanut allergy. |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
2137 |
Hey, I'm not responsible for your Planters fasciitus. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
2138 |
I donated. He’s innocent. I’m voting for him. So, please stop the staring and take a step back. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
2139 |
I'm telling you, it once stood for Grand Old Peanut - and it will again. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
2140 |
I’m not only old, but arthritically stale and unappetizing. |
1.2083 |
0.03762 |
168 |
139 |
23 |
6 |
2141 |
Yes, I remember who you are. Peanuts never forget! |
1.2083 |
0.04082 |
120 |
97 |
21 |
2 |
2142 |
So tell me, do elephants eat peanuts? |
1.2083 |
0.03801 |
144 |
117 |
24 |
3 |
2143 |
I was trying not to think of an PINK elephant! |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
2144 |
Nice to meet you, Mr. Elephant. I'm Mr. Monopoly. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
2145 |
So you’re the elephant in the room no one wants to talk about |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
2146 |
Ahh, Mr Tusks. Is this a friendly visit? |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
2147 |
Of course YOU would remember where I was |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
2148 |
We're just going to ignore your love of eating peanuts." |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
2149 |
I avoid discussing politics, thank you. |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
2150 |
For what you're paying you don't get the real Mr. Peanut. |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
2151 |
OK, you've cornered me. Now what? |
1.2081 |
0.03722 |
149 |
121 |
25 |
3 |
2152 |
This apartment is huge! It’s perfect for us, Nelly. |
1.2081 |
0.03901 |
149 |
125 |
18 |
6 |
2153 |
You'll have to undress me first. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2154 |
I do love you; but I am just not yet ready to make our relationship public. |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
2155 |
Please don’t look at me like that, I’m a little salty today. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2156 |
You probably know why I asked you here; my people are willing to come back to the table to negotiate, Mr. Babar. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2157 |
Oh, God! Is it the A.I., or am I actually hallucinating? |
1.2078 |
0.03762 |
154 |
126 |
24 |
4 |
2158 |
Believe me, there's NOTHING inside this shell! |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
2159 |
Everyone's been talking about you |
1.2078 |
0.03762 |
154 |
126 |
24 |
4 |
2160 |
You've nothing to fear but the anaphylaxis itself. |
1.2077 |
0.04042 |
130 |
106 |
21 |
3 |
2161 |
I am not afraid of shadows, I am not afraid of shadows, I am not afraid of shadows... |
1.2077 |
0.04042 |
130 |
106 |
21 |
3 |
2162 |
Oh thank goodness you brought your monocle. I was worried no one would see me. |
1.2077 |
0.04594 |
130 |
110 |
13 |
7 |
2163 |
Yes, peanuts do go bad with age. |
1.2077 |
0.04042 |
130 |
106 |
21 |
3 |
2164 |
Well well well, looks like, for one of us, this won’t be a moment to forget. |
1.2077 |
0.03572 |
130 |
103 |
27 |
0 |
2165 |
So this is how it ends for Mr Peanut? |
1.2074 |
0.03805 |
135 |
109 |
24 |
2 |
2166 |
You do realize that I'm unsalted? |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
2167 |
Taking the job as your trainer was nuts. |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
2168 |
Boy I really am working for peanuts… |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
2169 |
How bout them Mets? |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
2170 |
The race is not always to the swift. |
1.2071 |
0.03860 |
140 |
114 |
23 |
3 |
2171 |
It’s not my fault Trump is guilty of fraud and sexual abuse. |
1.2071 |
0.04360 |
140 |
118 |
15 |
7 |
2172 |
Please, 'Mr.' is my father, I am just Carl. |
1.2071 |
0.03549 |
169 |
138 |
27 |
4 |
2173 |
This isn’t how I imagined it… |
1.2069 |
0.03648 |
145 |
117 |
26 |
2 |
2174 |
Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet |
1.2069 |
0.03902 |
145 |
119 |
22 |
4 |
2175 |
Okay, here's the deal. I won't discuss you and you, well, y'know. |
1.2069 |
0.03902 |
145 |
119 |
22 |
4 |
2176 |
Well well well Skippy…you got here in a JIF! |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
2177 |
You’ve really got me snacked into a corner here. |
1.2066 |
0.04052 |
121 |
98 |
21 |
2 |
2178 |
No matter where I go, you're always the elephant in the room! |
1.2063 |
0.04410 |
126 |
105 |
16 |
5 |
2179 |
No, I can't see it |
1.2063 |
0.04689 |
126 |
107 |
12 |
7 |
2180 |
Mr. Peanut then knew what his analyst meant: if he neglected work with his shadow, it would arise unexpectedly to foil his life in ways he couldn't foresee. |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
2181 |
I maybe nuts, but may I ask you to a dance? |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
2182 |
And finally, it dawned on Mr. Peanut, as it does for us all eventually, though sometimes with only fleeting moments to spare, that it is our own mortality that is the true elephant in the room. |
1.2063 |
0.04410 |
126 |
105 |
16 |
5 |
2183 |
How did you get past the security gourd? |
1.2063 |
0.03875 |
160 |
133 |
21 |
6 |
2184 |
This may sound a little nutty,shall we acknowledge the elephant in the room? |
1.2061 |
0.04014 |
131 |
107 |
21 |
3 |
2185 |
Who sent you? I can double their offer. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
2186 |
This relationship has left me a shell of my old self. |
1.2061 |
0.04014 |
131 |
107 |
21 |
3 |
2187 |
Would anyone else care to discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.2061 |
0.04562 |
131 |
111 |
13 |
7 |
2188 |
I'm either nuts or my monocle needs polishing. |
1.2061 |
0.04562 |
131 |
111 |
13 |
7 |
2189 |
This place isn't big enough for the both of us. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
2190 |
Took you long enough. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
2191 |
I dare you to try. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
2192 |
I meant “Elephant in the room” metaphorically. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
2193 |
I know about the affair. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
2194 |
She’s a prewar 10th floor walkup 1BR flex, only $10K per month, perfect for you and your family but I’m gonna need a lease in hand today as I have other offers |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
2195 |
and i'm allergic to elephants! |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
2196 |
I remind you again, sir, that I am not personally responsible for your allergies. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
2197 |
I must say.. there always seems to be an elephant in the room where ever I go. |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
2198 |
Okay, so let's talk about it! |
1.2057 |
0.03835 |
141 |
115 |
23 |
3 |
2199 |
It's been six years Carl Please! |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
141 |
114 |
25 |
2 |
2200 |
How have they been treating you, Harry? You’re just a shadow of your former self. |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
141 |
114 |
25 |
2 |
2201 |
Well,well. To a peanut sensitive person, I just might be the elephant in the room. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
2202 |
You’re a shadow of your former self, Dumbo. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
2203 |
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room. |
1.2055 |
0.03754 |
146 |
119 |
24 |
3 |
2204 |
Beware! Peanut allergies affect many animals. |
1.2055 |
0.04338 |
146 |
124 |
14 |
8 |
2205 |
No, I am not throwing myself at your feet just to feed your enormous ego. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
2206 |
Where's the elephant they said to be worried about? |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
2207 |
I beg you to reconsider the harm of such an allergy.” |
1.2053 |
0.03910 |
151 |
125 |
21 |
5 |
2208 |
On second thought, let's not speak about the elephant in the room. |
1.2053 |
0.03910 |
151 |
125 |
21 |
5 |
2209 |
I'm afraid Dumbo that we are just not trending with the kids anymore. |
1.2051 |
0.03548 |
156 |
129 |
23 |
4 |
2210 |
Never forgets, eh? Where's my anniversary present? |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2211 |
I’ve a lot of excess baggage that won’t fit in your trunk. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2212 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm not even seen in our relationship. |
1.2051 |
0.03368 |
156 |
125 |
30 |
1 |
2213 |
Come on Terry, don't forget the mantra, peanuts are friends not food |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
2214 |
I don't suppose I could interest you in a nice piece of fruit? |
1.2050 |
0.03426 |
161 |
130 |
29 |
2 |
2215 |
My horrorscope warned me about this. |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
2216 |
Er, um, peanut allergy? |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
2217 |
I didn't say you could get this place for peanuts |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
2218 |
Don’t even think about it. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
2219 |
Honey, I’m roasting. |
1.2047 |
0.04083 |
127 |
104 |
20 |
3 |
2220 |
I am a man of ... how shall we say it? ... peculiar and extravagant desires. And you,my dear,dear boy are uniquely,deliciously suited for my purposes. Oh, do I disgust you? Spare me your cheap morality and get on with it, you brute! |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
2221 |
Don’t be fooled. I’m only a shell of my former self. |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
2222 |
If you eat me you'll never get past the Co-Op Board. |
1.2045 |
0.03838 |
132 |
107 |
23 |
2 |
2223 |
Okay, go back and tell the Planters company I resign. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
2224 |
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
2225 |
Wrong apartment, you want the circus peanuts in 7F. |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
2226 |
Peanut-Traumatic Stress Disorder |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
2227 |
There is no elephant in the room there is no elephant in the room. |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
2228 |
Mr elephant, your peanut butter breath betrays you! |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
2229 |
Looks like Stanley Steemer really has upped their vacuum game. |
1.2044 |
0.03755 |
137 |
111 |
24 |
2 |
2230 |
Allergens, my friend. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
2231 |
We’ve been friends for years. I think it’s time we finally address the elephant in the room |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
2232 |
Just give me three steps. |
1.2042 |
0.03677 |
142 |
115 |
25 |
2 |
2233 |
I'm just saying a peanut allergy is no laughing matter. |
1.2042 |
0.04303 |
142 |
120 |
15 |
7 |
2234 |
I told you, we have to stop meeting like this... |
1.2042 |
0.03940 |
142 |
117 |
21 |
4 |
2235 |
What do you mean, "sometimes you feel like a nut". |
1.2042 |
0.03940 |
142 |
117 |
21 |
4 |
2236 |
Relax, Mr. Peanut. I just wanna take some pictures. |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
2237 |
You know that is just a trope, right? Besides, you're probably allergic. |
1.2041 |
0.03914 |
147 |
124 |
17 |
6 |
2238 |
It’s time we address the talking peanut in the room. |
1.2041 |
0.04311 |
147 |
125 |
14 |
8 |
2239 |
Mr. Peanut to you, jumbo.” |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
2240 |
Really. Elephants eating peanuts is such a cliché. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
2241 |
You're lucky I'm allergic to monocles. |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
2242 |
Holy Damn, Dumbo, you didn't read the load limits on the elevator. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
2243 |
Your peanut allergy, remember your peanut allergy! |
1.2037 |
0.03831 |
162 |
135 |
21 |
6 |
2244 |
Let’s address the 80 pound peanut in the room |
1.2035 |
0.04007 |
113 |
91 |
21 |
1 |
2245 |
I should not have gotten off on the RNC floor. |
1.2035 |
0.04894 |
113 |
96 |
11 |
6 |
2246 |
So, now that your circus career is over, you're out for one last score, is that it? |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2247 |
Can’t I buy you some cracker jacks instead? |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2248 |
I just want you to know that I contribute annually to the World Wildlife Fund. |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2249 |
They warned me about the MAGA elephant in the room. |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
2250 |
I’m here to rescue you — from this party, of course. Did you forget? |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
2251 |
It’s a myth! It’s a myth! |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
2252 |
I can't ignore you but I won't address you! |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
2253 |
Before you take one more step forward, allow me to tell you the story of David and Goliath. |
1.2031 |
0.03899 |
128 |
104 |
22 |
2 |
2254 |
Quick! Someone do something about the elephant in the room. |
1.2031 |
0.04347 |
128 |
107 |
16 |
5 |
2255 |
I tell you. It is already in the room. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
2256 |
Now don't forget ;when you meet the board, make eye contact with them ! |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
2257 |
It’s true, I’m allergic to jelly. There - I said it |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
2258 |
I've confronted the elephant in the room, now it's your turn to confront the nut with a huge property portfolio |
1.2031 |
0.04486 |
128 |
108 |
14 |
6 |
2259 |
Dark Fascist money, I presume? |
1.2031 |
0.04486 |
128 |
108 |
14 |
6 |
2260 |
Is this because I didn't address you? |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
2261 |
I want a divorce |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
2262 |
Everyone said I was nuts to address you, but here we are. |
1.2030 |
0.03660 |
133 |
107 |
25 |
1 |
2263 |
Well well, Mr Bubbles. I see my definition of a “shell game” is not what you had in mind… |
1.2030 |
0.03813 |
133 |
108 |
23 |
2 |
2264 |
Let’s forget I ever avoided you. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
2265 |
I'm here for a nose job. Are you a "before" patient or an "after" patient? |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
2266 |
Sorry, pal. Skippy beat ya to it. |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
2267 |
Rats, I thought I lost you at the escalator! |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
2268 |
Wait! I know oodles more like me where I come from! |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
2269 |
What if I told you I am also the mascot for “The New Yorker” magazine? |
1.2029 |
0.04261 |
138 |
116 |
16 |
6 |
2270 |
Let’s take a moment to acknowledge the elephant in the room. |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
2271 |
Mr. Peanut to you, sir |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
2272 |
No! Really I'm just the shell of myself! |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
2273 |
You can just ignore me |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
2274 |
I thought that this was the DEMOCRATIC Convention |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
2275 |
When they said this place would eat me alive, this isn’t what I expected |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
2276 |
Nice outfit, but the tie's a bit long, even for you. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
2277 |
I’ll pull you in when we get to the acquisition share price. |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
2278 |
No one ever talks about my monocle. |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
2279 |
Didn't we vote you out in 2020? |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
2280 |
You expect me to talk? |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
2281 |
I apologize for the clandestine nature of our meeting, and I hope you understand that my men are going to have to search that trunk... |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
2282 |
This is the first time we've seen each other outside of work. |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
2283 |
Listen, I'm willing to forget about the whole thing if you are. |
1.2027 |
0.03830 |
148 |
122 |
22 |
4 |
2284 |
The man, the myth, the memory |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
2285 |
You'll probably remember this; am I supposed to be mentioning the fact you're in the room, or not? |
1.2027 |
0.03948 |
148 |
123 |
20 |
5 |
2286 |
If I tell you I voted for Trump, will that change your mind? |
1.2026 |
0.04080 |
153 |
129 |
17 |
7 |
2287 |
Yes,I know that elephants never forget,but I swear that was my cousin,not me. |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
2288 |
Well, I guess evolving consumer taste isn't the only elephant in the room. |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
2289 |
I know the view is lousy, but it beats living in the circus wagon and you can fit in the elevator |
1.2025 |
0.03676 |
158 |
130 |
24 |
4 |
2290 |
Eat me !!! |
1.2018 |
0.03971 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2291 |
Let’s talk about YOU, the elephant in the room. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2292 |
Please, feast your eyes on something fresh. I am old, stale and just a shell of what I used to be. |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
2293 |
Don't even think about it! I'm the last friend you've got! |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
2294 |
It's the hat isn't it? It's too much! |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2295 |
Who. . . Who sent you? |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
2296 |
You sir, and I do hope you don’t mind me saying this, are one black muthaf*er. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2297 |
Again with the, “Where have I been ‘til all hours?” Why do we never talk about you? |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2298 |
Yes, I’ve already faked my own death. I guess you’ve got me. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2299 |
It's time we talk about the Mr. Peanut in the room. |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
2300 |
Nairobi Kenya, summer of '57. Did you think I would forget? |
1.2016 |
0.04719 |
124 |
106 |
11 |
7 |
2301 |
There's always one in the room. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2302 |
They want to feature you in a Super Bowl commercial.” |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
2303 |
Let's not be consumed by the elephant in the room |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
2304 |
I'm jut a measly snack. Let me bring you a crate of fruits and vegetables. |
1.2016 |
0.04718 |
129 |
111 |
10 |
8 |
2305 |
Let’s address the elephant in the room. I’m a nut. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2306 |
Step back! I'm not roasted! |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
2307 |
So the board decided on a hostile takeover. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2308 |
Your pay is peanuts? Let's change that! |
1.2016 |
0.04454 |
129 |
109 |
14 |
6 |
2309 |
Only a real nut would sneak up here…welcome to the family. |
1.2016 |
0.03713 |
129 |
104 |
24 |
1 |
2310 |
Believe me, ask any millennial and they'll tell you almond butter is far more appealing. |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
2311 |
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
2312 |
Cue the music. A one and a two and a three and a four. Me and my shadow.... |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
2313 |
I have a blind date with Miss Peanut. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
2314 |
Where's Mueller when you need him? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
2315 |
There's nowhere you can hide! |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
2316 |
I was so lucky to find this apartment for you. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
2317 |
I think an elephant really ties the room together. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
2318 |
I think it's time we talked. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
2319 |
I haven't forgotten you either. |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
2320 |
They call me MISTER PEANUT! |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
2321 |
No, you work for MISTER peanuts. There's a difference. |
1.2014 |
0.03707 |
139 |
113 |
24 |
2 |
2322 |
I’ve had quite enough of this Rorschach game, thank you very much. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
2323 |
Don't look at me like that! |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
2324 |
They warned me to avoid the elephant in the room... |
1.2014 |
0.03707 |
139 |
113 |
24 |
2 |
2325 |
He’d let his brethren be eaten alive to climb the ranks of power and wealth, but he knew this day would eventually come. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
2326 |
How could you forget you have a peanut allergy? |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
2327 |
Of course, you'll have to pass the coop board before taking ownership. |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
2328 |
Yes, old chap, shall we walk you out the door and get you out of the room? |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
2329 |
I’m sorry, doctor. But these Rorschach tests….I seem to only ever see the same thing! |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
2330 |
Do you really think I'm a more palatable candidate than your party's current frontrunner? |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
2331 |
i know you’re thinking that this one bed flat is too small for you but guess what it comes with extra storage |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
2332 |
Am I nuts or are you a dumbo? |
1.2014 |
0.04361 |
144 |
123 |
13 |
8 |
2333 |
I didn’t think they meant it literally |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
2334 |
Well, this puts me into a bit of a jam. |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
2335 |
Oh dear! No one mentioned the elephants in the room! |
1.2014 |
0.04013 |
144 |
120 |
19 |
5 |
2336 |
So… we meet again 0-0-Peanut.”
“Dr. Trunks! Hand over the nutcracker doomsday device and no one loses a tusk! |
1.2014 |
0.04248 |
144 |
122 |
15 |
7 |
2337 |
It’s only a myth, Mr. Elephant. |
1.2013 |
0.03924 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
5 |
2338 |
You know I can see you in the room. |
1.2013 |
0.04149 |
149 |
126 |
16 |
7 |
2339 |
I know your allergy is the only thing keeping me alive. |
1.2013 |
0.03686 |
149 |
122 |
24 |
3 |
2340 |
A bonus check walks into the manager’s office, and…Wait! Let me rephrase!! |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
2341 |
Well, now we’re off to the Grand Old Party. |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
2342 |
So the freight elevator is finally working again. |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
2343 |
Are you here for the board meeting? |
1.2013 |
0.03841 |
154 |
128 |
21 |
5 |
2344 |
The elephant in the room is. . . .an elephant! |
1.2013 |
0.03950 |
154 |
129 |
19 |
6 |
2345 |
It ends here. |
1.2013 |
0.03841 |
154 |
128 |
21 |
5 |
2346 |
So much for the peanut gallery |
1.2013 |
0.03544 |
159 |
130 |
26 |
3 |
2347 |
Uh...so I think we have ourselves a conflict of interest, sir... |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2348 |
Do I have a choice? |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
2349 |
Who sent you, Speedy Alka-Seltzer? Mr. ZIP? The Kool-Aid Man? I have many enemies. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2350 |
So I see we've finally reached a showdown. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2351 |
Did anyone follow you here? |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
2352 |
Wow, the GOP is nuts this year. |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2353 |
I think you'll find I will not go gentle into that good bite. |
1.2000 |
0.04123 |
150 |
127 |
16 |
7 |
2354 |
I'm warning you. You are not my first circus elephant. |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
2355 |
Shelled or unshelled? |
1.2000 |
0.03687 |
130 |
105 |
24 |
1 |
2356 |
So it comes down to lummox verses legume once again. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2357 |
So, Colonel, you've once again darkened my door. |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
2358 |
I don't believe I have the right floor " |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
2359 |
Anaphylaxis. Feeling lucky punk? |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
2360 |
I talked to my therapist about you and realized how much my life is a circus. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2361 |
Actually, it's Doctor Peanut now. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2362 |
When the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room and you're a peanut |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
2363 |
Get away, I'm roasted |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
2364 |
Peanuts contain lectins which are bad for you…. Can I offer you a banana? |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
2365 |
The ‘elephant in the room’ never took on such meaning as it does now! |
1.2000 |
0.04310 |
135 |
114 |
15 |
6 |
2366 |
No I wouldn't lie to you, all Elephants are born with anaphylaxis |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
2367 |
So this is that "elephant in the room"... s |
1.2000 |
0.04222 |
170 |
148 |
10 |
12 |
2368 |
Marco...! |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
2369 |
You work for me now |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2370 |
Mr. Peanut finally but unsuccessfully confronts the elephant in the room. |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
2371 |
I’m Mr. Peanut. Who are you? |
1.2000 |
0.03664 |
150 |
123 |
24 |
3 |
2372 |
I think we should see other people. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
2373 |
Before you do anything hasty, I can show you where there are jars of legumes -- shelled even... |
1.2000 |
0.03740 |
145 |
119 |
23 |
3 |
2374 |
I’m sorry I didn’t acknowledge you sooner. I’m wearing my reading monocle. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
2375 |
you're sure your allergic? |
1.2000 |
0.03634 |
160 |
132 |
24 |
4 |
2376 |
If you're the elephant in the room, then I guess that makes me the peanut in the room. |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
2377 |
What do you think are the odds that you won’t be able to crack me? |
1.2000 |
0.04013 |
150 |
126 |
18 |
6 |
2378 |
I’m not easy to digest and it’s Mr Nut for you! |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
2379 |
I'm just here to confirm your order was in tons, not pounds. |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
2380 |
I knew it would be between you and George Washington Carver. |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
2381 |
Mr Peanut assumed the insult was lost in the past. But, Jumbo, no he never forgot! |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
2382 |
There was a room, and it had an elephant. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
2383 |
No Mr Peanut, it’s time I addressed YOU… |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
2384 |
I forgot about it; why can't you? |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
2385 |
We made a deal, pal. What happens under the Big Tent stays under the Big Tent. |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
2386 |
I'm thinking of getting a tummy-tuck. How about you? |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
2387 |
I'll seed myself out. |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
2388 |
Let's not discuss it. |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
2389 |
Be careful, you may have an allergy. |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
2390 |
Is this about my monocle? |
1.1986 |
0.03660 |
141 |
115 |
24 |
2 |
2391 |
Please don’t sneak up on me. I almost jumped out of my shell. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
2392 |
I was told to address the elephant in the room… |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
2393 |
Okay, okay! You can call me 'Goober' instead of 'Mr. Peanut.' |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
2394 |
So, we meet again. But now I know your code name, "In the Room." |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
2395 |
Bad night? |
1.1985 |
0.03737 |
136 |
111 |
23 |
2 |
2396 |
A peanut? You must be joking, sir. Clearly, you can surmise from my attire that I am a member of the landed gentry. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
2397 |
You always want to be the center of conversation !! |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
2398 |
It’s ironic that only I know the location of the EpiPen. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
2399 |
Allegries? |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
2400 |
Put a Mister in front of calling me peanut. |
1.1985 |
0.03663 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
2401 |
May I offer you a feather instead? |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
2402 |
Crash |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
2403 |
Quit clowning around, we've got work to do. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
2404 |
Keep your nose out of my business! |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
2405 |
I said Plutocrat, not democrat! |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
2406 |
Before you make a big mistake let's discuss your peanut allergy. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
2407 |
They said I'd find you here in this room. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
2408 |
Remember, you have a peanut allergy. |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
2409 |
I’m sorry I didn’t call you back, but let’s not do anything rash. |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
2410 |
Good heavens Mr Trump you've gained some weight |
1.1984 |
0.04510 |
126 |
107 |
13 |
6 |
2411 |
As long as we are rehashing stereotypes here, let me warn you I have a mouse under my hat. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
2412 |
All right, all right! He is here! I guess we will have to deal with the nut job, once again. |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
2413 |
I heard you had an opening for a peanut. |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
2414 |
I'm actually made of recycled plastic, and my pet mouse will be here soon. |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
2415 |
There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding. When I doordashed the Jumbo, I thought I was getting a burger. |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
2416 |
Jimmy Carter always warned me about that very scary dark elephant in the room! |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
2417 |
When I said you were scared of mice I wanted it to hurt. When I said you were dumbo I meant it |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2418 |
Uh...Let us reflect on our mutual interests. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
2419 |
I guess we should address the peanut in the room |
1.1975 |
0.03316 |
162 |
134 |
25 |
3 |
2420 |
Thanks, but exactly what are you referring to when you say I look like a "snack." |
1.1975 |
0.03801 |
162 |
136 |
20 |
6 |
2421 |
Hey, I was already killed off in the last Super bowl! |
1.1974 |
0.04073 |
152 |
129 |
16 |
7 |
2422 |
I hope this isn’t foreshadowing. |
1.1974 |
0.04179 |
152 |
130 |
14 |
8 |
2423 |
Mr elephant, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you. |
1.1974 |
0.03680 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
2424 |
I also started in the circus as a circus peanut- you can overcome- just have faith! |
1.1973 |
0.04054 |
147 |
124 |
17 |
6 |
2425 |
Ah Peanut! Let's address the ..elephant in the room shall we. That ad revenue check is in the mail! |
1.1973 |
0.03818 |
147 |
122 |
21 |
4 |
2426 |
Oh my! |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
2427 |
Don't even think about it. You need to watch your weight. |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
2428 |
Schrodinger's Elephant in the Room: Is Mr.Peanut dead or alive? |
1.1972 |
0.03771 |
142 |
117 |
22 |
3 |
2429 |
Listen, pal - you can be hungry or ableist, you can't be both. |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
2430 |
I'll stop ignoring you if you promise not to eat me. |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
2431 |
I tell my little peanuts, "if you want to survive this circus world, Be wary of the Elephant in the Room." |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
2432 |
We all know the peanut in the room. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2433 |
Yes, there's no view to speak of, but it's on the ground floor |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
2434 |
I am not available for consumption. |
1.1970 |
0.03637 |
132 |
107 |
24 |
1 |
2435 |
When the elephant in the room prepares to swallow you whole |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2436 |
Away foul beast or I shall gaze upon thee most crossly through my monocle! |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
2437 |
I think it's time to address the elephant-shaped void in the room |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2438 |
What makes you think I'm a Republican? |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
2439 |
When you look at me like that it shows your dark side. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2440 |
It wasn't my decision to pay you peanuts. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2441 |
What the hell do you want? |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2442 |
Sir, it’s time to roll out our new product; Peanut Milk |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
2443 |
Well, I'm definitely not ignoring you. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2444 |
OK.You got me.Despite the hat,I voted for Carter,but,don’t give me the subsidy lecture again,please. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2445 |
Indeed! |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
2446 |
I say! You don't look much like your profile picture! |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
2447 |
Oh, Oh, I'm in the Nutcracker Suite! |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
2448 |
I'll refrain from using an insipid metaphor. |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
2449 |
You're probably wondering why I called you here today |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
2450 |
You sure know how to loom! |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
2451 |
This is not the peanut you are looking for. Damn, Jedi mind tricks aren’t working. |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
2452 |
See here,pachyderm,there are hundreds of styrofoam peanuts just waiting for my signal. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
2453 |
But I'm an ANTHROPOMORPHIC peanut! |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2454 |
what are my thoughts on Taylor Swift, you say? |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
2455 |
How about I let the donkeys in? |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2456 |
Surprisingly, I’ve outgrown you. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2457 |
Oh, I assure you, Almonds make a much better nut milk” |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2458 |
We meet again, Mr Peanut. |
1.1963 |
0.03779 |
163 |
137 |
20 |
6 |
2459 |
Yeah I was crazy about you…. But you’re just plain nuts. |
1.1963 |
0.03779 |
163 |
137 |
20 |
6 |
2460 |
The Colonel, Mr. Met and I felt that a mascot intervention was long overdue. |
1.1962 |
0.03643 |
158 |
131 |
23 |
4 |
2461 |
You need to adjust your Zoom lighting. |
1.1962 |
0.03752 |
158 |
132 |
21 |
5 |
2462 |
So, you must be the Elephant Man. |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
2463 |
Shelled or as is? |
1.1961 |
0.03941 |
153 |
129 |
18 |
6 |
2464 |
Let’s address the obvious big boy. |
1.1961 |
0.03351 |
153 |
124 |
28 |
1 |
2465 |
Global warming?!
I'm not nuts. You're nuts. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2466 |
Now I know what you’re thinking, but is it really what you want, or just what everyone else wants you to think? |
1.1961 |
0.03941 |
153 |
129 |
18 |
6 |
2467 |
If you’re allergic, they don’t make a jumbo epipen |
1.1959 |
0.03794 |
148 |
123 |
21 |
4 |
2468 |
As I stand here, I can’t help but think, ‘Navigating office politics is tricky when you’re both the colleague and potential hors d’oeuvre.’ |
1.1959 |
0.03543 |
148 |
121 |
25 |
2 |
2469 |
I hope he remembers his nut allergy . . . |
1.1958 |
0.04002 |
143 |
120 |
18 |
5 |
2470 |
My one hope is that it is Passover and you are observant. |
1.1958 |
0.03748 |
143 |
118 |
22 |
3 |
2471 |
This can’t be an assault. I’m salt-free. #mynewyorkercaption |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
2472 |
So, the proverbial Mr. Peanut meets the proverbial Elephant in the Room! |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
2473 |
Back off Jumbo! I’ll use this cane! |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
2474 |
No, no, I said we SHOULDN'T address the elephant in the room! |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
2475 |
What’s that about peanut butter? |
1.1957 |
0.03688 |
138 |
113 |
23 |
2 |
2476 |
Nut you again. |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
2477 |
Hey sailor, new in town? |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
2478 |
Wait. Wait! WAIT!!! I'm Rich! |
1.1957 |
0.03688 |
138 |
113 |
23 |
2 |
2479 |
I’m gonna make you work for this! |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
2480 |
'You might think I'm nuts, but I'm a mouse in fancy dress, pal.' |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
2481 |
PEANUTS WEAR MONOCLES OKAY? |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
2482 |
Hi-i-i Frank. I want you to know I had nothing to do with your displacement. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2483 |
Go ahead. Make my day. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2484 |
Well, I can see you. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2485 |
Slowly I turned... |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
2486 |
Bigger Pachyderms than you have tried…. And failed !!! |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2487 |
Nooooooo!!! Remember your allergies! |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
2488 |
The other elephant in the room is that I don't want you to eat me. |
1.1953 |
0.03852 |
128 |
105 |
21 |
2 |
2489 |
No, no, no. You should really wait until Jelly arrives! |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2490 |
At last, we finally meet. |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2491 |
I must warn you: monocles don't digest! |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
2492 |
Warming Climate, YOU! - Just let’s avoid the trite euphemism…. |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2493 |
I know I promised you that peanut allergies would surely just "disappear" when the weather warmed up - I'm surprised you remembered that... |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2494 |
Wait, uh, I have an elephant allergy! |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
2495 |
Bah! You're a hand shadow. |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
2496 |
So,no Mr Peanut costume came in your size |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2497 |
I beg your pardon, the fact that I am not wearing pants is not the elephant in the room. |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2498 |
It's time we addressed the peanut in the room. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
2499 |
Well by gum, I guess we didn't fully think out this 3rd-party thing, after all. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
2500 |
What happened to the gorilla? |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
2501 |
Your time has come, time to make some peanut butter. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
2502 |
well, well, well Dumbo…Seems your mother wasn’t enough…Back for more? |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
2503 |
Yes, you must call me Mr. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
2504 |
So be it… I hope you brought an EpiPen. |
1.1951 |
0.03942 |
123 |
101 |
20 |
2 |
2505 |
Peanut: "Ive gotta say im a little shell shocked, I thought you said the way I dress was irrelephant to the way you feel about me" |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2506 |
Forget dinner - I’m here to invite you to audition for the new Broadway production of Water for Elephants. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2507 |
I told corporate that killing me off was the elephant in the room, but really??? |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2508 |
Thanks for the offer, but I’d rather not have you take a crack at my case. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2509 |
To be crushed or to be crunchy, that is the question. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2510 |
It's a studio. But you can call it a room. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2511 |
Okay, darling. I agree. It IS time that we talk about the Elephant in the Room |
1.1948 |
0.03694 |
154 |
128 |
22 |
4 |
2512 |
With your consumer connections and my supply connections, we should be able to corner the market. |
1.1948 |
0.03917 |
154 |
130 |
18 |
6 |
2513 |
Tell your boss I haven't forgotten either! He'll get his money! |
1.1947 |
0.03947 |
113 |
92 |
20 |
1 |
2514 |
Excuse me, please stay away, I'm allergic to elephants. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2515 |
*Gulp* Ok fine, let's talk about the you in the room . . . |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2516 |
I'm putting you in charge of investigating why our profit margin is down by 19,000%. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2517 |
Only takes one good eye to know what's in the room. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2518 |
So Jimmy Carter was not the worst President, our current one is! |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2519 |
Peanut...? No.... I'm...um...Eustace Tilley! |
1.1946 |
0.03771 |
149 |
124 |
21 |
4 |
2520 |
Not one more step,I'll get you like I got all those third-graders. |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
2521 |
Man, I really hope he’s allergic. |
1.1946 |
0.03771 |
149 |
124 |
21 |
4 |
2522 |
Let’s address the elephant in the room. Yes, I faked my death. |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
2523 |
Ha! You're banished from the circus, but they still eat me up there. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
2524 |
I can lead you to an endless supply, but only if I'm alive. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2525 |
Don't you remember? We shared a flat in SoHo. |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
2526 |
Thank you for meeting with me, Mr. E.
Here's the target's dossier along with the agreed upon $100,000 for you to ‘take care of the problem.’ His name is Dennis, and he's a fucking menace. |
1.1944 |
0.04438 |
144 |
125 |
10 |
9 |
2527 |
I’m just so afraid of getting my heart crushed again, Marge. |
1.1944 |
0.04438 |
144 |
125 |
10 |
9 |
2528 |
O.K.. Fine. I'm a legume not a nut. |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
2529 |
Your vacuum cleaner is full |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
2530 |
I always knew this was how it would end. |
1.1944 |
0.03591 |
144 |
118 |
24 |
2 |
2531 |
I need to stop hanging out in bars. |
1.1942 |
0.04195 |
139 |
118 |
15 |
6 |
2532 |
Beware the elephant in the room… |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
2533 |
When you called me 'delicious' on the dating app, I thought you were hot for my peanut brain. |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
2534 |
I'm old but not afraid, because you are just a shadow of your old self! |
1.1942 |
0.03368 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
2535 |
That's not a little black dress. |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
2536 |
GO! Serving an eviction notice is not the same as serving a snack. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
2537 |
ADDRESS you? I don’t even know your name… |
1.1942 |
0.03664 |
139 |
114 |
23 |
2 |
2538 |
Well, well, well… looks like the circus is in town! |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
2539 |
Now, now, let’s not be hasty… |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
2540 |
The time has come for you to diversify your diet. |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2541 |
You! But how did you get past my elite peanut security? |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
2542 |
dun TUN,dun TUN,dun Tun!! |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2543 |
Yes, I'm well-aware that no mascots dress like this anymore. |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2544 |
Your goober has arrived. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
2545 |
So, let's talk about the other elephant in the room. |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2546 |
But—they told me you’d forget! |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2547 |
I might look like just another nut, but I'm kind of a big deal. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2548 |
Would you accept a free EpiPen? |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
2549 |
No one told me you were in the room. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
2550 |
Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room, that you are allergic to peanuts? |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2551 |
It's far bigger than we imagined |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2552 |
Are they paying above minimum wage now old chap? |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2553 |
So, this is how I die. |
1.1938 |
0.03663 |
129 |
105 |
23 |
1 |
2554 |
Trying to ignore Schrodinger's elephant, Mr. Peanut ends up...? |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
2555 |
- "They told me dress to address the elephant in the room". - "This is nuts" |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
2556 |
Found a peanut, found a peanut! |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
2557 |
Hello? Is there someone there? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
2558 |
Out here looking like a snack! |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2559 |
I swear on my trunk I didn’t mean this when I requested edibles! |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2560 |
Let's just stop and think for a moment. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
2561 |
Easy fella, we both got what we wanted, didn't we? |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2562 |
Okay, okay; I'll admit that you're real. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2563 |
When you awake from this hypnotic trance, you will have a peanut allergy. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
2564 |
Don't even try to say you don't remember me. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
2565 |
Why, just yesterday I donated to the elephant defense fund! |
1.1935 |
0.03562 |
124 |
100 |
24 |
0 |
2566 |
What do you mean you won’t work for peanuts?”
Ann M Smith, Long Beach, M |
1.1935 |
0.04103 |
155 |
133 |
14 |
8 |
2567 |
Are you Asian or African ? |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
2568 |
I'll take the upper. |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
2569 |
It's not my fault you said you'd work for peanuts. Know your worth! |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2570 |
You don't want me... I'm only lightly salted. |
1.1935 |
0.03557 |
155 |
128 |
24 |
3 |
2571 |
Yes-l’m leaving. I haven’t had a good nights sleep since we met. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2572 |
I don't think this intermittent fasting thing is a good idea. Let's order some Pad Thai with those sprinkles you like so much. |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
2573 |
You be careful! I am a GMO! |
1.1933 |
0.03626 |
150 |
124 |
23 |
3 |
2574 |
Damn the doorman! |
1.1933 |
0.03626 |
150 |
124 |
23 |
3 |
2575 |
How'd you fit in the elevator? |
1.1933 |
0.04008 |
119 |
98 |
19 |
2 |
2576 |
THE DARKEST DAY IN MR. PEANUT'S LIFE |
1.1933 |
0.03826 |
119 |
97 |
21 |
1 |
2577 |
This motherfucker |
1.1931 |
0.04299 |
145 |
125 |
12 |
8 |
2578 |
So, we meet at last! |
1.1931 |
0.03701 |
145 |
120 |
22 |
3 |
2579 |
Bob this is the fourth time your downstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint this month. |
1.1931 |
0.03951 |
145 |
122 |
18 |
5 |
2580 |
Don't even think about it, you Blimey galoot! |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
2581 |
Ironically, Mr. Peanut would meet the same end as the millions he had condemned to the same gruesome fate. |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
2582 |
Cashews anyone? |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
2583 |
MrPeanut knew this day would come....he had finally met the elephant in the room. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2584 |
Well, what about Mr. Peanut in the room? |
1.1929 |
0.03779 |
140 |
116 |
21 |
3 |
2585 |
If you don't tell me where you hid my good cane,
you're going back to the circus |
1.1929 |
0.03422 |
140 |
116 |
22 |
2 |
2586 |
I think I'm about to crack |
1.1929 |
0.03641 |
140 |
115 |
23 |
2 |
2587 |
Your mother and I want to talk about your adoption |
1.1929 |
0.03641 |
140 |
115 |
23 |
2 |
2588 |
Are you serious? You've never heard of peanut allergies?" |
1.1929 |
0.03497 |
140 |
114 |
25 |
1 |
2589 |
I don't think that we need to address the elephant in the room . . . |
1.1929 |
0.04167 |
140 |
119 |
15 |
6 |
2590 |
How’d you get in here??? |
1.1929 |
0.03497 |
140 |
114 |
25 |
1 |
2591 |
When I told the board I’d address the elephant in the room, this is not what I had in mind |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
2592 |
Dumbo please! Remember how you used to work for peanuts. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
2593 |
I'm not edible; I'm a peanut tout. |
1.1926 |
0.03642 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
2594 |
I'm a copywrited icon, not your lunch. |
1.1926 |
0.03934 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
2595 |
You’ve been breathing down my neck since we passed Go. |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
2596 |
Ok, yes, I agree, I’ll be your Vice President candidate! |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
2597 |
I have a can of cashews in the pantry.... |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
2598 |
If you want people to finally start talking about you, remember that all publicity is good publicity my friend. |
1.1926 |
0.03717 |
135 |
111 |
22 |
2 |
2599 |
Come any closer and I'll turn into a mouse. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
2600 |
Tell me I'm having a nightmare |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
2601 |
I hope elephants can have peanut allergies |
1.1923 |
0.03417 |
156 |
128 |
26 |
2 |
2602 |
I will NOT address the elephant in the room |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
2603 |
I see you’ve cracked the case. Well, you’ll never crack me. |
1.1923 |
0.03638 |
130 |
106 |
23 |
1 |
2604 |
I say, what are the odds, us being the first two mascots at the convention? |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
2605 |
You won't get away with this. I have friends now. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
2606 |
I should really stop scooping up those gummies in executive lounge. |
1.1923 |
0.03638 |
130 |
106 |
23 |
1 |
2607 |
Forgive me. I don't mean to seem salty. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
2608 |
Unfortunately, after Mr. Peanut's demise, no one was willing to discuss what was in the room. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
2609 |
And me with just a cane! |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
2610 |
I am NOT an animal! |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2611 |
According to the business textbooks,I guess I need to address you now. |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2612 |
You wouldn't eat an anachronism with a monocle, would you? |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2613 |
I've got one good leg and one good eye. This should be a fair fight. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
2614 |
See! Eat the store brands and you become a mere shadow of yourself. |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2615 |
I’m but a shell of my former self - please don’t eat me! |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2616 |
Have we been shoehorned into a cartoon about that phone call to Georgia after the last presidential election? |
1.1920 |
0.04500 |
125 |
107 |
12 |
6 |
2617 |
Oh yeah?? Well I have elephants on MY breath! |
1.1918 |
0.03804 |
146 |
122 |
20 |
4 |
2618 |
Uhhhhh, no, but I can offer you some cashews. |
1.1918 |
0.04045 |
146 |
124 |
16 |
6 |
2619 |
I trust you remember our agreement? |
1.1918 |
0.03804 |
146 |
122 |
20 |
4 |
2620 |
Oh my God! Is that my friend Peter I smell on your breath? |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
2621 |
You again? Don’t you have some Alps to be crossing? |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2622 |
Got an EpiPen handy? |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
2623 |
Can we first discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
2624 |
In a nutshell, when you look better, you feel better. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
2625 |
Dear God, please believe me. I don't TASTE like peanuts! |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
2626 |
Mama said there’d be days like this. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2627 |
Listen hear Dumbo! |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
2628 |
I want you to know that I have a serious elephant allergy. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
2629 |
I had a dream it would end this way |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2630 |
I’ll be back! |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
2631 |
I will have you know. I am a major advertising icon. I am no small peanut. |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
2632 |
In the spirit of diplomacy, I am just going to leave and let you have the whole room, ok? |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
2633 |
And they said Jimmy Carter had problems… |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
2634 |
You saw through the disguise, didn’t you? |
1.1913 |
0.03982 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2635 |
Perhaps I could interest you in an exotic macadamia instead? |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
2636 |
Choose carefully. You'd choke on the hat and cane. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
2637 |
Do elephants still eat peanuts? |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
2638 |
I'm hoping you'll forget you ever saw me. |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
2639 |
No, I did not say "You crack me up." |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
2640 |
I can pay you. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
2641 |
Can we address the elephant in the room?
Why is that peanut wearing a top hat and spectacles? |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
2642 |
I guess I have no choice but to adresss this elephant in the room |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
2643 |
Honey, I can explain |
1.1912 |
0.04368 |
136 |
117 |
12 |
7 |
2644 |
Im so broke, I have to keep working for Mr. Peanuts" |
1.1912 |
0.04241 |
136 |
116 |
14 |
6 |
2645 |
So, you either need a lite-snack or my Super Bowl commercial's going to bomb? |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
2646 |
Ozempic? |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
2647 |
I'm here to address the elephant in the room |
1.1911 |
0.03740 |
157 |
132 |
20 |
5 |
2648 |
Must I state the obvious.... |
1.1911 |
0.03848 |
157 |
133 |
18 |
6 |
2649 |
I'm not a peanut. I'm man in a costume. |
1.1911 |
0.03515 |
157 |
130 |
24 |
3 |
2650 |
I’m brittle and I’m fat. If I go down the wrong way, who’s gonna give you the Heimlich? |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
2651 |
Don't get any ideas. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2652 |
It looks like we’re both going to end up in mascot heaven. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2653 |
I'll admit it's a bit inelegant, but "glass houses", Bucko. |
1.1908 |
0.03613 |
131 |
107 |
23 |
1 |
2654 |
Mr. Peanut says, "A Black Elephant in the room is bad luck" |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2655 |
This silence is driving me…well, you know. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2656 |
I don't want to come out of my shell. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2657 |
You’re not the ghost of Christmas Future I was hoping for. |
1.1908 |
0.03613 |
131 |
107 |
23 |
1 |
2658 |
Next session we focus on the shadow work and less of the obvious hmmm? |
1.1908 |
0.03613 |
131 |
107 |
23 |
1 |
2659 |
Stay back, there’s a mouse under this hat, and I know karate!!! |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2660 |
Be warned, you won't be aboe to stop at just one. |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
2661 |
I hope you've had dinner. |
1.1908 |
0.03583 |
152 |
126 |
23 |
3 |
2662 |
It’s about time you got here. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2663 |
That's MISTER "oh yum yum" to you, Dumbo! |
1.1905 |
0.03689 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
2664 |
My friends don’t want to come over anymore.
They say , you’re too touchy-feely . |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2665 |
Can I interest you in a hat? |
1.1905 |
0.04467 |
126 |
108 |
12 |
6 |
2666 |
I know you do remember me but give me another clue. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2667 |
This needs no caption! |
1.1905 |
0.03901 |
147 |
124 |
18 |
5 |
2668 |
I sure hope this elephant in the room is metaphorical. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
2669 |
Oh, I was expecting an 800 pound gorilla! |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2670 |
Hey, I'm just the corporate spokesman.
I have no say about the recent price hike. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2671 |
That gecko? I made him, Jumbo! I'll get you a gig as the spokes-animal for Prevagen. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2672 |
And then for dessert, I had a chocolate peanut butter cup served on top of a warmed up elephant ear. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
2673 |
I have a feeling that's eating me alive. |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
2674 |
Any chance your allergic to peanuts? |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
2675 |
Ah, yes. I've been expecting you. |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
2676 |
Trust me. I’m empty inside! I’m in marketing. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2677 |
You have a nut allergy and this is not a room. |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
2678 |
I thought I thought I’d wear something a little risqué tonight. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
2679 |
Well, you're definitely *in the room*. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2680 |
I somehow always knew it was going to end like this… |
1.1899 |
0.04031 |
158 |
136 |
14 |
8 |
2681 |
Should we address the elephant in the room?"
"That's rich coming from the peanut gallery |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
2682 |
Seriously, you’re abandoning me and running away to join that political circus? |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
2683 |
I wish I could ignore the elephant in this room. |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
2684 |
Planters already tried to kill me off once, so do you feel lucky punk, do ya? |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
2685 |
Mr Peanut, I’m risking a lot in speaking to you now, but your life is in great danger. |
1.1898 |
0.03668 |
137 |
113 |
22 |
2 |
2686 |
No, I am not a peanut, I am a marketing giant. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
2687 |
The medication label warned me about vivid and disturbing dreams. |
1.1898 |
0.04213 |
137 |
117 |
14 |
6 |
2688 |
You enjoy eating me. It’s okay to say that. It’s the elephant in this room.” |
1.1898 |
0.04460 |
137 |
119 |
10 |
8 |
2689 |
Hey there my little friend... what's cracking?!...🧐... |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
2690 |
I know you haven’t forgotten that I hate it when you look at me like that. |
1.1898 |
0.03668 |
137 |
113 |
22 |
2 |
2691 |
OMG! I ordered a pink one! I will contact Amazon.com immediately. |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
2692 |
Would you look at the elephant in the room |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
2693 |
It's called intermittent fasting, and it's supposed to speed up your metabolism! |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
2694 |
My My. You put on the pounds over the holidays |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
2695 |
I find it hard to believe you forgot which apartment was yours and accidentally came into mine right at lunch time. |
1.1895 |
0.03681 |
153 |
128 |
21 |
4 |
2696 |
I’m actually apolitical. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
2697 |
So this intimidating elephant in the room has a peanut allergy. Interesting … |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
2698 |
Hey dumbo, show me your nuts! |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
2699 |
So here's how it goes, you talk to the heard about you end of our bargain, no one hears about your allergy, and this meeting never happened. |
1.1892 |
0.03877 |
148 |
125 |
18 |
5 |
2700 |
So, you think you're the only elephant in the room |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2701 |
What junk in your trunk? |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
2702 |
'The elephant in the room" suddenly has new meaning to me. |
1.1892 |
0.03757 |
148 |
124 |
20 |
4 |
2703 |
I'll address the elephant in the room. |
1.1892 |
0.03632 |
148 |
123 |
22 |
3 |
2704 |
Without you, darling, I'd be a mere shell of a man. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
2705 |
I haven't forgotten, either! |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
2706 |
So you’re finally going to acknowledge the talking peanut in the room? |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
2707 |
What kind of shell game are you playing? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
2708 |
What’d you think I meant by “shell game”? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
2709 |
It’s time to address you—yes, I’m a cannibal. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
2710 |
Just hold on there, my good man. I can assure you that you will never forget this travesty you may be contemplating. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
2711 |
I may be a nut, but I'm not crazy |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
2712 |
Honey…I didn’t hear you come in. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
2713 |
Poirot reveals the killer, the elephant in the room. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
2714 |
You see, Mr. Elephant, I’m a city nut — boiled endlessly in a street cart and coated with bitter burnt sugar. Just bear that in mind. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
2715 |
I may look delicious, but I was created in 1916 and believe me, my wife won’t even sleep in the same bed with me. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
2716 |
I have a modest proposal. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
2717 |
Henceforth, you will desist from referring to me as 'lunch'. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
2718 |
Did you know peanut allergies are on the rise? I hope you brought your "eleph-i-pen" |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2719 |
Look, I get noticed all the time but that hasn't improved my shell-esteem. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2720 |
Mister Elephant I presume. |
1.1885 |
0.03918 |
122 |
101 |
19 |
2 |
2721 |
Just when they brought me back! |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |