Contest #884


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 What do you mean, 'we can do this the smooth way or the crunchy way'...?! 1.7193 0.01799 2059 1056 525 478
1 My old nemesis. After all these years I’m an empty shell and you are a shadow of your former self. 1.7153 0.02054 1514 760 425 329
2 The cane is made of ivory. Why do you ask? 1.7026 0.01235 4243 2192 1121 930
3 Tell Babar I'll have the money for him by Saturday! I swear! 1.6905 0.02161 1354 702 369 283
4 Don't you Republicans already have enough nuts? 1.6846 0.01445 3205 1737 742 726
5 My name is Mr. Peanut. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.6655 0.01482 2900 1571 728 601
6 It was then that Mr. Peanut realized the full implications of supporting the Republican party 1.6636 0.01989 1626 888 397 341
7 It seems we both represent nuts. 1.6632 0.01490 2892 1579 708 605
8 Sorry! A nut is now the official symbol of the Republican Party. 1.6597 0.01187 4925 2833 935 1157
9 Yes, but I am an icon and you Sir are merely a metaphor. 1.6580 0.01067 5404 2903 1446 1055
10 It was at this moment Mr.Peanut knew he was going to end up in the trunk 1.6565 0.01462 2833 1511 784 538
11 What a coincidence, I have an elephant allergy. 1.6464 0.01557 2412 1282 701 429
12 I can feel you unshelling me with your eyes. 1.6463 0.01782 1886 1016 521 349
13 The cane? I have Planter's facetious. 1.6423 0.01617 2393 1329 591 473
14 I think I just salted myself 1.6384 0.01678 2193 1217 552 424
15 Unsalted, why do you ask? 1.6378 0.01326 3321 1788 948 585
16 So you remember everything except the restraining order. 1.6357 0.01844 1765 968 472 325
17 Sorry, wrong office. I’m looking for the 800-pound gorilla. 1.6346 0.01545 2515 1382 670 463
18 Yes well now you must address the PEANUT in the room 1.6295 0.01393 2996 1631 844 521
19 I was hoping you might forget. 1.6269 0.01483 2557 1374 763 420
20 'Please tell me you have a peanut allergy.' 1.6231 0.01381 2953 1612 848 493
21 Back off, or I release the mouse. 1.6222 0.01593 2226 1208 651 367
22 Tell my wife it happened at a baseball game..not like this. 1.6179 0.01983 1421 772 420 229
23 I suppose we should address the elephant in the room? 1.6110 0.02450 905 490 277 138
24 Yes, I'm free for lunch. 1.6080 0.01523 2408 1329 694 385
25 Ok. I agree you're in the room. Now let's negotiate. 1.6022 0.01707 1795 968 573 254
26 And that’s basically the job. I assume you’re willing to work for peanuts? 1.6013 0.01379 2887 1597 844 446
27 Seriously? I thought you were a metaphor! 1.5992 0.01398 2807 1558 816 433
28 You represent an organization that's gone mad and I represent a snack company. I'd say we're both nuts. 1.5967 0.01171 4359 2535 1047 777
29 There’s no way I’m getting in the trunk. 1.5921 0.01413 2797 1584 770 443
30 Charlie, Snoopy, Lucy… they’re the peanuts you want. 1.5919 0.01456 2568 1437 742 389
31 Before you do anything rash, let me warn you that I may contain nuts. 1.5904 0.01229 3608 2024 1038 546
32 The GOP. Just a dark shadow of its former self. 1.5872 0.01529 2449 1415 630 404
33 We both work for peanuts, so we have that in common. 1.5869 0.01982 1300 711 415 174
34 I'll make you a deal: You don't eat me and I won't tell anyone you don't like Trump. 1.5848 0.01551 2411 1407 598 406
35 Two cliches in a room. Does that make us a touché? 1.5830 0.01470 2717 1600 650 467
36 Easy, big fella--I own the Company. I can get you a lot more where I come from! 1.5828 0.02437 858 472 272 114
37 The cane means I am way past my expiration date. 1.5818 0.01893 1437 796 446 195
38 You Republicans don't scare me, with your big fat trump, I mean trunk. 1.5799 0.01707 2047 1221 465 361
39 Would it help if I told you I'm a Republican?" 1.5759 0.01801 1601 899 482 220
40 I’m a TRADEMARK. YOU’RE only a SYMBOL! 1.5630 0.01533 2190 1251 645 294
41 I don't suppose you're allergic to peanuts . . .? 1.5600 0.01558 2109 1208 621 280
42 Remember, you're just a metaphor. 1.5425 0.01910 1294 739 409 146
43 So you did remember! 1.5385 0.01633 1766 1011 559 196
44 I contain peanuts. 1.5358 0.01466 2895 1884 471 540
45 Oh, good. My last roommate didn't have a vacuum. 1.5282 0.01572 2482 1623 407 452
46 I suppose it would be too much to hope you're allergic? 1.5269 0.01574 2099 1277 538 284
47 Most Republicans prefer us stale, puffy, and orange. 1.5117 0.01807 1843 1224 295 324
48 That would be Mr. Peanut to you Dumbo. 1.5103 0.01656 1850 1144 468 238
49 The unit is small, but the rent is cheap. You'll be paying peanuts. 1.5084 0.01972 1192 713 352 127
50 I can’t believe my eye. 1.5061 0.01921 1632 1093 252 287
51 My relatives are tired of shelling out for you and your family! 1.5031 0.01773 1602 999 400 203
52 Does anyone want to address the peanut in the room? 1.5016 0.01781 1585 990 395 200
53 I'm not who you think... I'm the guy from Monopoly!! 1.5006 0.01792 1590 1001 382 207
54 I’m well aware that you’re in the room. 1.4987 0.01845 1500 947 358 195
55 I believe this goes without saying, but there is, in fact, a large elephant in the room 1.4984 0.01936 1222 740 355 127
56 I'm long past my shell-by date. 1.4984 0.01874 1517 975 328 214
57 Hello! My name is Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.4979 0.01955 1454 952 280 222
58 Make it look like anaphylaxis. 1.4974 0.01787 1526 948 397 181
59 Careful, I have a mouse in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.4935 0.01932 1378 880 316 182
60 It was at that moment that Mr. Peanut realized he could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.4908 0.02036 1306 855 261 190
61 Uh, your Tinder profile looked different. 1.4901 0.01927 1365 871 319 175
62 Apparently it’s time to address the elephant in the room. 1.4901 0.01878 1357 847 355 155
63 All these years a major donor, and it ends like this? 1.4887 0.01892 1324 825 351 148
64 Sorry, the Party needs a symbol that better aligns with its candidates. 1.4875 0.02035 1280 835 266 179
65 I don't suppose I could interest you in a cashew? 1.4872 0.01986 1293 831 294 168
66 Well, sometimes I feel like a nut. Right now, I don’t. 1.4869 0.02012 1224 793 272 159
67 I need a word with you: anaphylaxis. 1.4868 0.02177 1288 893 163 232
68 On my dating profile, I said elegant. 1.4865 0.02133 1225 817 220 188
69 You wouldn’t eat a fellow Republican, would you? 1.4854 0.01957 1230 769 325 136
70 Don’t worry sweetheart, no one saw me come up to the room” 1.4849 0.02061 1093 680 296 117
71 I guess this is when I address the elephant in the room. 1.4848 0.01946 1246 780 328 138
72 I fear this will not end well. 1.4843 0.02060 1082 671 298 113
73 But, I’m a Republican peanut. 1.4832 0.02057 1072 663 300 109
74 But I don’t want to be Speaker.” 1.4830 0.02114 1176 770 244 162
75 So when you said, "let's do lunch"... 1.4829 0.02073 1168 751 270 147
76 I said I wanted to talk ABOUT the elephant in the room, not TO it. 1.4825 0.02017 1198 762 294 142
77 Nobody talked about YOU being in the room. 1.4820 0.01993 1197 755 307 135
78 Well, well, well. Look who didn’t forget. 1.4803 0.02025 1166 739 294 133
79 I knew I should have picked door number three. 1.4802 0.02114 1035 648 277 110
80 How humiliating...death by cliché 1.4801 0.02124 1133 737 248 148
81 Let me live and I'll take you to my supplier. 1.4789 0.02050 1161 743 280 138
82 Well well, if it isn’t the elephant in the room. 1.4756 0.02159 1064 689 244 131
83 Look. I took care of that 800-pound gorilla, and I can do the same to you! 1.4752 0.02019 1130 712 299 119
84 My mistake, I thought you were a metaphor. 1.4746 0.02118 1081 695 259 127
85 Suddenly the free Taylor Swift tickets seemed like a trap... 1.4742 0.02185 1084 715 224 145
86 Have you ever tried cashews? 1.4739 0.02151 1036 664 253 119
87 ”I must warn you I’m a hard nut to crack. 1.4717 0.02127 1026 652 264 110
88 That’s MISTER Peanut, Dumbo. 1.4688 0.02190 1011 656 236 119
89 The elephant in the room, I presume! 1.4665 0.02202 984 637 235 112
90 I think we should address... well, you in the room. 1.4663 0.02320 920 604 203 113
91 We BOTH were mistreated at the circus. 1.4660 0.02239 942 608 229 105
92 I hoped you had forgotten. 1.4659 0.02216 938 600 239 99
93 So... are we going to talk about the peanut in the room? 1.4658 0.02261 966 634 214 118
94 I knew you would never forget. 1.4655 0.02195 956 612 243 101
95 I was hoping for the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4654 0.02282 967 640 204 123
96 I'd rather be a silly Mr. Peanut than a metaphor that no one wants to talk about! 1.4642 0.02291 935 614 208 113
97 This might be a good time to remind you just how common peanut allergies are. 1.4640 0.02263 931 605 220 106
98 But, I’m just one peanut. I know where there are more. 1.4632 0.02187 924 585 250 89
99 So you're not a metaphor? 1.4629 0.02307 929 613 202 114
100 Let's not turn this into some sort of circus. 1.4627 0.02269 884 566 227 91
101 Here for revenge? I should have known you'd never forget. 1.4615 0.02243 895 572 233 90
102 The moment Mr. peanut realized he had to stop finding lovers on craigslist 1.4613 0.02365 917 615 181 121
103 You did say you were willing to work for peanuts. 1.4604 0.02276 871 558 225 88
104 And there's another thing. I'm a Democrat! 1.4593 0.02296 884 574 214 96
105 I did tell you I am a Republican, didn't I? 1.4568 0.02173 902 570 252 80
106 This is a family run business so you'll be working for peanuts ... literally. 1.4554 0.02315 841 543 213 85
107 Mr. Peanut? Why, no! I'm Mr. Hand Grenade! 1.4542 0.02452 830 557 169 104
108 Nobody ever wants to address the peanut in the room. 1.4542 0.02496 808 544 161 103
109 Is that an elephant in the room or am I nuts? 1.4539 0.02505 857 597 133 127
110 Let's get this straight, this is my Peanut Gallery and you're just an elephant in the room. 1.4522 0.02357 805 521 204 80
111 Before you do anything, consider what we have in common: we're loved by millions but shamlessly used by the Man—also, neither of us is wearing pants. 1.4515 0.02399 815 537 188 90
112 It's still "Mr. Peanut" to you. 1.4508 0.02383 834 552 188 94
113 So we agree you'll work for peanuts? 1.4494 0.02404 801 527 188 86
114 How did you get past the doorman? 1.4494 0.02510 741 489 171 81
115 The rent is reasonable but still I'd like to know what became of your prior roommates. 1.4487 0.02483 789 529 166 94
116 You can throw your weight around all you want, but I’m still MISTER Peanut to you! 1.4481 0.02496 761 506 169 86
117 They always leave it to the peanut gallery to address the elephant in the room..... 1.4476 0.02575 735 494 153 88
118 You’ll find that I’m one tough nut to crack. 1.4468 0.02369 770 497 202 71
119 It’s not like you to forget. 1.4466 0.02408 759 493 193 73
120 Please tell me you're an idiom. 1.4464 0.02453 755 496 181 78
121 Mr. Peanut realized that his support for the Republican Party has come back to haunt him. 1.4454 0.02707 723 503 118 102
122 Damn auto correct! I texted the escort agency: "Looking for an 'elegant' lady." 1.4443 0.02768 700 490 109 101
123 We need to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.4441 0.02503 743 494 168 81
124 Before you come any closer, you should know I have a mouse under my hat. 1.4437 0.02508 764 514 161 89
125 My wife is starting to get suspicious. 1.4428 0.02473 734 483 177 74
126 Yes, we have party nuts but not as many as the GOP. 1.4421 0.02758 708 498 107 103
127 So Mr Elephant, are you willing to work for peanuts? 1.4410 0.02591 703 472 152 79
128 I see the freight elevator is working again. 1.4408 0.02564 710 475 157 78
129 You can't. I'm copyrighted. 1.4407 0.02530 717 477 164 76
130 This is not the time to think outside the shell. 1.4397 0.02768 721 514 97 110
131 Call me a nut all you want, but you’re the elephant in the living room everyone’s talking about. 1.4392 0.03555 362 241 83 38
132 But I was just starting to come out of my shell! 1.4389 0.02617 679 455 150 74
133 I think it is time we addressed, um, well, you. 1.4386 0.02575 700 469 155 76
134 No, no, the ad said, "Will Work For Mr. Peanuts." 1.4382 0.02779 671 468 112 91
135 I have a mouse in my pocket, don’t make me use it 1.4377 0.02771 658 455 118 85
136 You prefer almonds, right? 1.4370 0.02547 698 465 161 72
137 108 years with the company and this is how they tell me? 1.4365 0.02783 630 431 123 76
138 I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm over a hundred years past my expiration date. 1.4363 0.02553 699 467 159 73
139 I’m warning you—don’t mess with me, I’m a nut. 1.4363 0.02694 683 470 128 85
140 Oops, wrong meeting 1.4362 0.02589 658 435 159 64
141 Pardon me, but I have an elephant allergy 1.4361 0.02499 704 465 171 68
142 Remember, I'm your agent, not your meal ticket. 1.4359 0.02684 647 436 140 71
143 Don't come any closer! I've got an elephant allergy! 1.4350 0.02601 669 447 153 69
144 This certainly gives a new meaning to crunch time. 1.4319 0.02668 646 436 141 69
145 Should’ve known better than to accept an invitation to Trunk Tower.” 1.4317 0.02722 637 434 131 72
146 Frankly, I think the dating service matched us for the wrong reasons. 1.4316 0.02737 621 421 132 68
147 Suddenly I'm feeling like a moderate Republican in Congress. 1.4303 0.02814 595 406 122 67
148 We can't be seen together - I just got out of the can. 1.4301 0.02683 658 450 133 75
149 First, we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.4299 0.02536 670 444 164 62
150 ''If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, ask yourself, ""Will I be able to stop at just one?'' 1.4283 0.02766 600 407 129 64
151 A batch is coming, I promise! The pure stuff—no salt, no roasting. I just need a little time. 1.4272 0.02844 611 426 109 76
152 I may be a nut, but I’m not a Republican. 1.4269 0.02866 602 420 107 75
153 You do know, I was part of the Carter administration." 1.4259 0.02723 594 399 137 58
154 Blind dates are the worst. 1.4238 0.02804 564 381 127 56
155 You haven’t seen Mrs. Peanut anywhere, have you? 1.4229 0.02713 584 391 139 54
156 They said the RNC was looking for nuts. 1.4225 0.03004 568 404 88 76
157 I'm doomed, there IS an elephant in the room. 1.4215 0.02716 605 411 133 61
158 Well Played, Moriarty. Well Played. 1.4211 0.02606 634 426 149 59
159 Are we going to address it? 1.4206 0.02771 573 388 129 56
160 How silly of me to think you might forget. 1.4203 0.02789 571 388 126 57
161 I have to warn you, Planters knows where I am. 1.4189 0.02883 530 360 118 52
162 Let’s face it—we’re both mascots for an organization of nuts. 1.4182 0.02961 581 415 89 77
163 Oh, f#&k! 1.4176 0.03207 510 371 66 73
164 This is awkward. 1.4167 0.02762 528 350 136 42
165 I knew it was a mistake for me to live in a building whose elevator had a 6-ton weight limit. 1.4161 0.02636 572 378 150 44
166 I think we both knew this day would eventually come 1.4158 0.02723 570 384 135 51
167 Oh we’ll see who’s scared when Mickey walks in. 1.4157 0.02878 534 365 116 53
168 Trust me. The hat and cane taste awful. 1.4153 0.02650 549 360 150 39
169 Don't look at me that way. 1.4151 0.02774 542 364 131 47
170 I’m warning you. I have a mouse under my hat, and I’m not afraid to use it. 1.4142 0.03001 507 351 102 54
171 Well, I guess it's finally time to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4142 0.02739 565 382 132 51
172 Suddenly Mr. Peanut was struck by the realization that the phrase "'The elephant in the room' presented unique existential issues he had never confronted as a brand mascot. 1.4139 0.03121 575 428 56 91
173 You knew I was salty when you met me. 1.4134 0.02840 537 366 120 51
174 Don’t step on me unless you want Planters fasciitis. 1.4134 0.02948 537 375 102 60
175 Tell Mrs. Peanut that I’ll sign the papers. 1.4133 0.02940 542 379 102 61
176 So it’s settled - no discussing you and no roasting me. 1.4128 0.03035 533 379 88 66
177 I'm not worth it, I'm only a shell of a man. 1.4123 0.02862 553 383 112 58
178 Oops,wrong party! 1.4112 0.02834 535 365 120 50
179 Unsalted is in the next room! 1.4112 0.02747 535 358 134 43
180 I'm sorry, I was expecting the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4104 0.02779 519 347 131 41
181 We really need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4100 0.02754 522 348 134 40
182 May I ask if you're familiar with the health benefits of almonds? 1.4093 0.03001 518 364 96 58
183 Is it too late to talk? 1.4091 0.02800 506 338 129 39
184 Relax! I'm allergic. 1.4090 0.02862 511 347 119 45
185 uh oh...I would be the one to finally meet the elephant in the room 1.4089 0.02918 538 376 104 58
186 But I'm not a real peanut. I just play one on TV. 1.4086 0.03002 509 356 98 55
187 Hey, why don't you eat someone your own size?! 1.4082 0.02979 463 313 111 39
188 This was the moment Mr. Peanut realized that he was not only the only guest at the party but the refreshments too. 1.4080 0.03054 500 352 92 56
189 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.4070 0.02874 511 349 116 46
190 Not one step closer - I have a mouse in my pocket! 1.4068 0.03043 472 326 100 46
191 I'm here to avenge my father. And sister. And roughly seventeen cousins. 1.4065 0.02939 492 337 110 45
192 Remember, this time wait for me in the lobby. Everyone gets uncomfortable when you are in the room. 1.4059 0.02944 510 354 105 51
193 Swelling, wheezing, shortness of breath, difficulty swallowing, loss of consciousness. Should I go on? 1.4052 0.02977 496 344 103 49
194 Wrong room. 1.4049 0.02916 494 338 112 44
195 How about we discuss the peanut in the room for a change? 1.4049 0.03146 494 355 78 61
196 Have you eaten? 1.4048 0.02963 499 346 104 49
197 Don’t forget about your allergies.” 1.4048 0.02915 504 347 110 47
198 Can we talk about the legume in the room? 1.4043 0.02889 507 348 113 46
199 Your nutrition coach called. He wants you to switch to raw & unsalted. 1.4036 0.02813 498 335 125 38
200 You never were the type to forget about lunch 1.4029 0.02920 479 326 113 40
201 Is that a mouse behind you? 1.4023 0.03118 440 304 95 41
202 Too bad about your allergy. 1.4023 0.02828 532 367 116 49
203 One step more, Mr. Dumbo, and you’ll be meeting my friend Ana Phylaxis. 1.4022 0.03043 465 322 99 44
204 Claudette, no, I can’t go back to the circus. Not after all I’ve accomplished. Do you know what it takes to get to where I am now? To be on top? But I guess it was those shambling crowds under those sweltering summer tents that taught me: it’s either you step on others or get crushed beneath the boots of the mob. 1.4021 0.03400 475 357 45 73
205 I beg your pardon! You'd like to see me spread out on what? 1.4021 0.02967 485 335 105 45
206 I was just sitting in the peanut gallery but came down as soon as I heard there was an elephant in the room. 1.4017 0.03056 478 335 94 49
207 Maybe to you I'm just a snack, or maybe to me you're just a metaphorical idiom. 1.4017 0.03018 483 337 98 48
208 I’m still voting for Biden. 1.4016 0.03120 488 349 82 57
209 You might have to use the freight elevator if you want to rent the apartment. 1.4016 0.02840 498 338 120 40
210 Can I suggest you try almonds instead? 1.4012 0.02880 481 326 117 38
211 Allow me to explain the difference between a nut and a legume. 1.4012 0.02904 486 332 113 41
212 Just so you know, I’m salted, not circus. 1.4008 0.02777 484 322 130 32
213 From then on, he was known as Mr. Peanut Butter. 1.4004 0.03146 447 313 89 45
214 It’s time to address the elephant in the room….. I’m not a nut. I’m a legume. 1.4004 0.03092 467 328 91 48
215 Since our circus days are over, would you join me on 'Dancing with the Stars?' 1.4000 0.03026 465 322 100 43
216 So, Moriarty, at last we eat...I mean meet...meet. 1.3995 0.02989 423 283 111 29
217 For an inkblot, you're giving off quite a predatory vibe. 1.3987 0.03150 449 316 87 46
218 First they came for the cashews, and I did nothing...... 1.3982 0.03290 457 333 66 58
219 You come any closer you will need your epi pen 1.3966 0.02891 474 323 114 37
220 They say you identify as a RINO. 1.3956 0.03133 455 322 86 47
221 It was then that Mr. Peanut knew he had to face the elephant in the room. 1.3956 0.03149 455 323 84 48
222 I knew I should have voted Democratic. 1.3956 0.03014 450 310 102 38
223 But it’s certainly possible to ignore the peanut in the room. 1.3943 0.03097 459 324 89 46
224 Mr. Peanut to you! 1.3940 0.02982 467 324 102 41
225 Well, well, well. If it isn't Shanda from East Timor; we meet again. But this time it looks as though I have the advantage. I can merely walk out that door while you—wait a minute, how did you even get in here? 1.3939 0.03288 462 340 62 60
226 It’s about time I addressed the elephant in the room. 1.3939 0.03143 424 295 91 38
227 I don't suppose you have allergies... 1.3936 0.02954 437 296 110 31
228 No. No. I’m Mr. Cashew! 1.3935 0.02998 460 319 101 40
229 Aren't you supposed to be a metaphor? 1.3934 0.03162 427 299 88 40
230 I’m telling ya, big boy, the real nuts are in your party. 1.3933 0.03219 450 324 75 51
231 These escape rooms are getting eerily personal. 1.3933 0.02932 478 331 106 41
232 It's a common mistake. I'm Mr. Legume! 1.3931 0.03137 435 305 89 41
233 Remember, anaphylaxis can be lethal. 1.3930 0.02975 458 316 104 38
234 But what about your allergies?! 1.3925 0.02951 456 313 107 36
235 You Republicans are always looking for nuts! 1.3925 0.03349 456 339 55 62
236 I feel a mixed metaphor coming on... 1.3925 0.03191 428 302 84 42
237 I said I need a salting not assaulting!" 1.3918 0.02880 490 339 110 41
238 Hope you have an epi pen 1.3918 0.03239 416 294 81 41
239 Let's talk about the peanut in the room. 1.3907 0.03022 471 332 94 45
240 That's right, I'm the peanut in the room that no one wants to talk about. 1.3900 0.03063 459 324 91 44
241 You're in a dark place Babar. 1.3885 0.03167 435 309 83 43
242 What a rare honour to MEET the elephant in the room! 1.3883 0.03036 461 325 93 43
243 So Jumbo, we meet at last. 1.3879 0.03082 428 298 94 36
244 No, my cane is not made of ivory! 1.3873 0.03180 426 302 83 41
245 No. For once, let's address the peanut in the room! 1.3866 0.03236 419 299 78 42
246 any chance you’ve got an allergy? 1.3865 0.03282 414 297 74 43
247 You know, my people didn't have it easy at the circus either." 1.3863 0.03253 422 303 75 44
248 So, you’re finally here to address the peanut in the room. 1.3857 0.03268 407 290 77 40
249 Well dear boy, I'm afraid we find ourselves in a painfully cliched situation. 1.3857 0.03140 420 295 88 37
250 That's Mr. Peanut to you!! 1.3855 0.03219 428 307 77 44
251 You can eat one peanut now.... or wait 15 minutes and I can get you all the peanuts you want. 1.3853 0.03088 423 295 93 35
252 This just came on the market. It has 12 foot ceilings, a over sized jacuzzi tub and a great view of the Bronx Zoo. 1.3852 0.03397 392 283 67 42
253 Don't forget, you are allergic to peanuts. 1.3850 0.03159 413 290 87 36
254 You’re right. You probably would remember if you had a peanut allergy. 1.3844 0.03153 424 300 85 39
255 What if I vote Republican? 1.3841 0.03189 427 305 80 42
256 So, we meet at last. They assured me you were only a metaphor. 1.3834 0.03138 446 320 81 45
257 I thought you didn't show up to debates. 1.3827 0.03295 405 291 73 41
258 Easy, big fella. It's only a costume. 1.3823 0.03177 429 307 80 42
259 Ignore you? No way! 1.3823 0.03219 395 278 83 34
260 I’ve been having this nightmare ever since that classic Mary Tyler Moore episode! 1.3823 0.03578 395 297 45 53
261 I think it's time you addressed the peanut in the room. 1.3821 0.03387 390 282 67 41
262 Let's just calm down - "Eat the Rich" is just figurative, okay? 1.3820 0.03241 411 294 77 40
263 You're not at all like your Tinder photo. 1.3818 0.03214 406 288 81 37
264 First, let’s address the peanut in the room. 1.3812 0.03127 425 301 86 38
265 I should have known you wouldn't forget. 1.3810 0.03172 420 299 82 39
266 Remember, you can't eat just one. 1.3810 0.03234 399 283 80 36
267 Easy for you--no one ever addresses the peanut in the room 1.3810 0.03368 399 290 66 43
268 Yes, I'm addressing the elephant in the room! 1.3808 0.03318 407 295 69 43
269 Why yes. I'm Mr. Peanut. And you must be the Elephant in the Room? 1.3800 0.03304 400 288 72 40
270 You’re safe. people don’t talk about the elephant in the room but they always talk about their peanut allergies immediately! 1.3799 0.03206 379 264 86 29
271 You got a casting call too? 1.3798 0.03181 387 270 87 30
272 When they told me you’d “work for peanuts” I didn’t realize the implications. 1.3791 0.03346 393 284 69 40
273 I may look innocent, but under this top hat and behind this monocle is a tempting, crunchy morsel of pure allergen than can make you writhe in pain, up to, and including death. 1.3783 0.03105 415 292 89 34
274 I have mouse friends. 1.3782 0.03078 394 272 95 27
275 What if you’re allergic, Dumbo? 1.3772 0.03133 395 276 89 30
276 I’should warn you I was produced in a facility that processes peanuts. 1.3772 0.03194 395 279 83 33
277 I swear I didn't know she was your wife. 1.3767 0.03517 361 263 60 38
278 So, you're the elephant in the room? I my good man am Peanut-Mr. Peanut. 1.3766 0.03160 401 283 85 33
279 One step closer and I shall be forced to release...the Mouse! 1.3763 0.03151 388 271 88 29
280 I,on the other hand,have a severe elephant allergy. 1.3756 0.03053 386 280 73 33
281 I'm not worried, you're just a figure of speech. 1.3754 0.03315 357 251 78 28
282 Funny, I know I should be terrified, but all I can think about is, how did you push the buttons on the elevator? 1.3750 0.03285 376 267 77 32
283 Can I interest you in some pistachios? 1.3739 0.03340 353 249 76 28
284 The circus will never find us here. 1.3731 0.03111 402 283 88 31
285 Until now I thought the elephant in the room was that I'm not wearing pants. 1.3728 0.03323 405 297 65 43
286 No, I'm um ... Mr. Legume. 1.3727 0.03477 381 282 56 43
287 You're probably easier to ignore when you're not drooling. 1.3725 0.03316 349 245 78 26
288 Why yes, my cane is made from ivory. Why do you ask? 1.3725 0.03509 349 253 62 34
289 Well, this was inevitable... 1.3724 0.03083 384 266 93 25
290 You'd be surprised. Peanut allergies can pop up overnight! 1.3722 0.03321 352 248 77 27
291 You must be "Deep Trunk." 1.3720 0.03251 414 302 70 42
292 Oops. When they said "elephant in the room," I assumed they meant Trump. 1.3710 0.03537 345 251 60 34
293 You WANT to work for peanuts? 1.3706 0.03270 367 260 78 29
294 Luckily for you, I’m allergic to elephants 1.3702 0.03278 362 261 70 31
295 I wish I weren't dressed for dinner." 1.3701 0.03172 408 293 79 36
296 My psychiatrist says you are not an elephant at all, but a representation of my mother’s towering expectations. 1.3698 0.03388 338 239 73 26
297 No, I am not the Monopoly guy. We get that all the time though. 1.3693 0.03026 398 277 95 26
298 I've never met a metaphor before. 1.3690 0.03291 374 268 74 32
299 Are you nuts?! You can't hide the body in your trunk! 1.3680 0.03180 413 299 76 38
300 You’re a peanut wearing a top hat and monocle. Yet, somehow I’m still the elephant in the room? 1.3674 0.03501 362 267 57 38
301 One doesn’t address the elephant in the room in polite society, Sir. 1.3673 0.03251 373 266 77 30
302 The peanut gallery declines to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.3672 0.03513 354 260 58 36
303 It's MISTER peanut to you, buddy! 1.3668 0.03359 349 249 72 28
304 I always knew it would end this way. 1.3665 0.03240 352 247 81 24
305 No, let’s talk about the peanut in the room! 1.3664 0.03426 363 265 63 35
306 Before we go nuts, let’s address the elephant in the room. 1.3663 0.03133 404 289 82 33
307 For Mr. Peanut,the elephant in the room was the elephant in the room. 1.3657 0.03372 361 261 68 32
308 Well, I'm glad we finally met but I'll just go ahead and say it - I think we both lied a bit on our dating profiles. 1.3642 0.03599 313 226 60 27
309 So you’re the guy no one wants to talk about… 1.3639 0.03534 338 247 59 32
310 You may walk on in peace, my friend, or you may choose the sting of my cane. 1.3639 0.03356 349 250 71 28
311 But your party already has a nut. 1.3634 0.03560 344 254 55 35
312 No, I’ll wait for the next elevator. 1.3631 0.03191 347 242 84 21
313 You never forgot, did you? 1.3629 0.03346 361 261 69 31
314 I meant “Dumbo” as a term of endearment! 1.3628 0.03425 328 234 69 25
315 Be kind. I’m just a shell of a man. 1.3620 0.03355 326 230 74 22
316 You look nothing like your dating app photograph. 1.3598 0.03555 328 240 58 30
317 You’ve heard of the tail wagging the dog? Well let’s just say the nuts are running the GOP now… 1.3596 0.03752 317 237 46 34
318 So nice of you to have me for lunch. 1.3592 0.03282 348 248 75 25
319 Wait—nobody ever mentioned an elephant in the room. 1.3584 0.03610 346 260 48 38
320 I remember when your party couldn’t do enough for the monocle and top hat crowd. 1.3583 0.03555 321 234 59 28
321 Forgive me but, hasn't Gary Larson already covered this? 1.3578 0.03533 313 226 62 25
322 Am I going to bring it up, or you? 1.3578 0.03353 341 245 70 26
323 Yeah, I'm fucked. 1.3578 0.03742 341 261 38 42
324 In an awkward encounter, Mr. Peanut has no choice but to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.3577 0.03496 355 264 55 36
325 Would you believe I'm Mr. Monopoly? 1.3575 0.03265 358 257 74 27
326 Be your Vice President? Um, sure, I guess so. 1.3569 0.03495 325 236 62 27
327 ‘Don’t you move a muscle, there’s a mouse under my hat’ 1.3564 0.03522 303 217 64 22
328 Any chance you have a peanut allergy? 1.3561 0.03382 351 256 65 30
329 But I identify as an avocado. 1.3557 0.03747 298 220 50 28
330 I was hoping that you forgot. 1.3557 0.03535 343 255 54 34
331 Come, come. We’ve both benefitted from our little arrangement. 1.3554 0.03250 332 234 78 20
332 I thought you would be pink. 1.3552 0.03662 290 210 57 23
333 You don’t look like your profile picture either. 1.3548 0.03583 310 226 58 26
334 Let’s see. Top hat, check. Monocle, check. Elephant gun… 1.3540 0.03490 339 250 58 31
335 Now just give me a minute and I can call all my friends, they’re already shelled and perfectly roasted… 1.3538 0.03107 359 253 85 21
336 What will you do if I tell you I’m a Democrat? 1.3537 0.03395 311 221 70 20
337 Why is no one talking about the peanut in the room? 1.3537 0.03574 328 243 54 31
338 Hold on a minute big fella, let's talk options. So, you're craving a peanut treat? Well, I know all the big guys in the peanut industry. I can have millions of peanuts delivered to you within the hour if you just let me out of this door. 1.3534 0.03747 348 270 33 45
339 Listen pal, they keep me off airplanes for a reason. 1.3533 0.03350 317 225 72 20
340 No one but the Elephant had the courage to acknowledge the peanut in the room. 1.3533 0.03552 334 248 54 32
341 Stay back! Metaphors don't eat mascots! 1.3529 0.03673 306 226 52 28
342 Objects in your monocle may appear closer... 1.3528 0.03454 326 237 63 26
343 You thought I would forget? 1.3526 0.03445 329 242 59 28
344 That's MISTER Peanut. 1.3523 0.03673 281 203 57 21
345 Surely we can rise above such stereotypes. 1.3522 0.03532 301 217 62 22
346 I think I’m going to be assaulted peanut. 1.3520 0.03574 321 237 55 29
347 I’m salted and you have high blood pressure. 1.3519 0.03294 341 245 72 24
348 It's not that hard to ignore the peanut in the room. 1.3518 0.03514 307 222 62 23
349 I suspect our core issues trace back to days in the circus. 1.3517 0.03401 344 252 63 29
350 This happens every time you get drunk. I’ll put on a pot of coffee. 1.3515 0.03732 330 252 40 38
351 This is not the expiration date I imagined. 1.3514 0.03407 313 224 68 21
352 And that’s where it began, at the top of a golden tower in New York. The origin of fake news, as it was concocted between a nut and the elephant in the room. #elephantsdontactuallylikepeanuts #trumptower 1.3512 0.03824 336 262 30 44
353 Stop shelling me with your eyes. 1.3509 0.03253 322 227 77 18
354 No, the other elephant in the room. 1.3506 0.03594 308 226 56 26
355 Don't even think about it. I'm a registered trademark. 1.3506 0.03241 328 232 77 19
356 I refuse to be eaten by a metaphor. 1.3505 0.03683 311 232 49 30
357 No, I am not with the New Yorker. Why do you ask? 1.3503 0.03445 334 245 61 28
358 Are you the one nobody talks about? 1.3502 0.03520 317 232 59 26
359 Mr. Peanut? Oh no, Dumbo, I'm just the Monopoly guy with a skin condition! 1.3500 0.03474 300 215 65 20
360 You don't want to eat me- I'm almost 108 years old! 1.3497 0.03359 346 253 65 28
361 Do you have your EpiPen? 1.3494 0.03411 312 224 67 21
362 Yes, I've done quite well for myself since our days at Barnum & Bailey. 1.3488 0.03496 301 217 63 21
363 Let's talk about what YOU'RE doing in the room! 1.3488 0.03559 301 219 59 23
364 Well then, let's talk about what peanut allergies can do. 1.3485 0.03525 330 245 55 30
365 Never mind my complaint about the noise from this apartment. 1.3480 0.03416 319 231 65 23
366 Mr. Peanut addresses the elephant in the room . . . 1.3478 0.03365 322 232 68 22
367 I'm anthropomorphic, you're an idiom, and it's only a myth. 1.3478 0.03574 299 218 58 23
368 Me calling you Dumbo at the party last night; that you remember? 1.3478 0.03478 322 236 60 26
369 OMG...There really IS an elephant in the room! 1.3477 0.03789 302 228 43 31
370 What..... you think I'm nuts? 1.3474 0.03629 285 207 57 21
371 Unsalted, if you must know. 1.3471 0.03271 314 222 75 17
372 I have three wishes: 1) That you're allergic to me. 2) That you know that. 3) That you forgot your epi-pen. 1.3471 0.03569 314 232 55 27
373 Mr. Peanut? Umm…no, must be mistaken identity. See the monocle? I’m Mr. Monopoly! 1.3467 0.03240 323 229 76 18
374 Let's just say you're not in the room. 1.3465 0.03504 329 244 56 29
375 Damn, I thought you were only a figure of speech. 1.3462 0.03584 312 231 54 27
376 Skippy sent me. I can bring you in chunky or I can bring you in smooth. Either way, it’ll be done in a jif. 1.3460 0.03559 315 233 55 27
377 Are you the unmentionable elephant in the room? 1.3457 0.03319 324 233 70 21
378 So, is this your first blind date? 1.3456 0.03579 298 218 57 23
379 I'm here for the nut job. 1.3455 0.03415 330 242 62 26
380 Is there an elephant in this room or am I nuts? 1.3453 0.03768 307 233 42 32
381 I need a week to come up with the cashew. 1.3451 0.03566 284 205 60 19
382 Top of the Empire State Building, Valentine's Day. I knew you wouldn't forget. 1.3451 0.03669 284 208 54 22
383 No I don’t have an EpiPen. Why do you ask? 1.3448 0.03553 319 237 54 28
384 I really hope you are a Republican and not an elephant. 1.3446 0.03563 296 216 58 22
385 No, I don't remember where we parked. You're the one who never forgets. 1.3446 0.03689 296 220 50 26
386 Because of you my friends are just shells of their former selves. 1.3443 0.03550 305 224 57 24
387 …sometimes you don’t. 1.3435 0.03883 262 194 46 22
388 I have a better idea—I’LL run away and join the circus. 1.3433 0.03528 300 219 59 22
389 It was a metaphor, not an invitation. 1.3424 0.03848 295 225 39 31
390 Forget you saw me. 1.3423 0.03478 298 216 62 20
391 Would it help to tell you I vote Republican? 1.3422 0.03642 301 224 51 26
392 Any chance you're allergic? 1.3421 0.03494 304 222 60 22
393 Hello. My name is Mr. Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.3418 0.04119 275 214 28 33
394 I might be nuts, but we both know we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3418 0.03516 316 234 56 26
395 He could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.03378 319 232 65 22
396 Senator, I think you've confused me with the Monopoly guy. 1.3417 0.03378 319 232 65 22
397 No way. I was told there would be an 800 pound gorilla in the room. 1.3416 0.03479 281 201 64 16
398 Peanut allergies. Crazy, right? 1.3415 0.03429 287 205 66 16
399 Are we going to talk about the peanut in the room or not? 1.3413 0.03484 293 212 62 19
400 Do you know what room the Democrats are meeting in? 1.3410 0.03453 305 222 62 21
401 All right! I’ll endorse Trump. 1.3407 0.03478 317 234 58 25
402 So…..is this your first super bowl commercial? 1.3406 0.03398 320 234 63 23
403 I admire you. Noone ever discusses the peanut in the room. 1.3403 0.03592 288 211 56 21
404 I used to be “Mr.” but my new pronouns are “don’t/eat/me.” 1.3400 0.03708 300 226 46 28
405 Always nice to meet a fan. 1.3398 0.03618 256 183 59 14
406 You will address me as MISTER Peanut. 1.3397 0.03434 315 231 61 23
407 You do realize I'm not a real peanut. 1.3396 0.03526 318 237 54 27
408 The Trump Circus is down the street. 1.3394 0.03894 274 207 41 26
409 You’re never going to forget about it, are you? 1.3392 0.03608 286 210 55 21
410 And so, GOP, this is one nut that won't jump in the sack with Trump. 1.3391 0.03582 289 212 56 21
411 Well, well, well. So you quit the circus and are willing to work for peanuts? This is your lucky day, my friend. 1.3391 0.03479 289 209 62 18
412 Now I see why this should have been an email. 1.3383 0.03653 269 196 55 18
413 That's Mister Peanut, to you, Dumbo! 1.3382 0.03778 275 205 47 23
414 You!? So taking my right eye and crippling me wasn't enough? 1.3381 0.03749 278 207 48 23
415 I say, I don't suppose it would be possible to ignore the peanut in the room by any chance. 1.3379 0.03637 290 215 52 23
416 Is this the Mr. Peanut audition? 1.3379 0.03578 293 216 55 22
417 Why do you need me? Your party is already full of nuts. 1.3370 0.03796 273 204 46 23
418 Don't eat me! I identify as a cashew. 1.3368 0.03845 285 217 40 28
419 Geez! Does every room in Trump Towers have an elephant in it? 1.3368 0.03845 285 217 40 28
420 Sir, please consider how many do not know they have a peanut allergy til it’s too late 1.3368 0.03365 285 203 68 14
421 Why is it always the elephant in the room that causes the most problems? 1.3367 0.03600 294 218 53 23
422 Trust me, you eat a 108 year old peanut, you're going to wish you could forget it. 1.3366 0.03536 309 230 54 25
423 I'M A DEMOCRAT TOO! 1.3359 0.03936 256 192 42 22
424 Am I to address you figuratively or literally? 1.3358 0.03876 265 199 43 23
425 I have one last question — how did you get to the 30th floor? 1.3358 0.03889 274 208 40 26
426 Forget the cane and top hat, a talking peanut with a monocle is the real elephant in the room. 1.3356 0.03459 295 215 61 19
427 This is not what I meant when I suggested a hostile takeover at Planters. 1.3356 0.03369 298 215 66 17
428 Yes, I'm the-peanut-in-the-room. Who in the hell are you? 1.3356 0.03689 298 225 46 27
429 Would you believe that Peanut is just a family name? 1.3355 0.03366 307 223 65 19
430 You don't really want me. You just think you want me. It's called advertising. 1.3346 0.03734 260 191 51 18
431 You don't want me! I'm old and myopic. I have arthritis and only one nut. 1.3346 0.03965 260 197 39 24
432 Frankly, I’m a bit taken aback. The photo on your dating profile made you look a lot younger and less wrinkly. 1.3346 0.03647 269 197 54 18
433 What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? 1.3346 0.03838 272 205 43 24
434 "Can I interest you in a cashew?" 1.3345 0.03753 284 214 45 25
435 So, not just a metaphor... 1.3345 0.03558 287 211 56 20
436 You lay one tusk on me and my lawyers will have you back in the zoo before you can say 'Dumbo.' 1.3344 0.03709 299 227 44 28
437 Look, I'm sorry no one wants to talk about you. 1.3333 0.03870 282 216 38 28
438 But are you willing to work for peanuts? 1.3333 0.03754 273 204 47 22
439 Oh great,the elephant in the room for me has to be an actual elephant in the room 1.3333 0.03830 276 209 42 25
440 I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3333 0.03698 300 228 44 28
441 Don't you see the top hat, monocle, and cane? I'm obviously a Republican too, you fool! 1.3333 0.03955 243 181 43 19
442 with these many nuts, perhaps its time to change mascots 1.3321 0.03714 277 207 48 22
443 It'd be gauche to stash a body in your trunk. 1.3321 0.03949 271 208 36 27
444 I'm allergic to elephants. 1.3321 0.03614 268 196 55 17
445 So, Babar, we meet again! 1.3321 0.03602 265 193 56 16
446 Actually, I identify as a mouse. 1.3320 0.03770 256 189 49 18
447 Have you ever tried almonds? 1.3310 0.03423 290 211 62 17
448 Yes, I am the peanut in the room. But everyone knows me as Mr. Peanut. It's called branding. 1.3309 0.03702 278 208 48 22
449 Mr. Peanut knew, beyond the shadow of a doubt, he couldn't deny the elephant in the room... 1.3308 0.03930 266 203 38 25
450 The safe word is ‘circus.’ 1.3308 0.03727 260 192 50 18
451 Mickey immediately regretted his Halloween costume 1.3308 0.03687 260 191 52 17
452 Gertrude, I'm here to treat your Planters fasciitis. 1.3307 0.03916 257 194 41 22
453 Last time I agree to a blind date... 1.3306 0.03962 242 181 42 19
454 I'll warn you- I won't go down smooth. 1.3297 0.03500 276 201 59 16
455 You must be mistaken, I'm actually a legume. 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
456 It's Mr. Peanut to you, Dumbo! 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
457 What do you mean you don't remember me? 1.3285 0.03600 277 205 53 19
458 Well this is awkward--isn't it 1.3283 0.03827 265 200 43 22
459 You ate my father...prepare to die. 1.3282 0.03703 262 199 42 21
460 Some times you feel like a nut. Some times you don't 1.3281 0.03722 256 189 50 17
461 I have always been under the impression that you would work for peanuts. 1.3279 0.03900 247 185 43 19
462 Of all the rooms... 1.3271 0.03739 266 199 47 20
463 I'll ignore you if you ignore me! 1.3269 0.03430 260 186 63 11
464 No No! I'm not a peanut! I dress this way to help sell them. 1.3269 0.03640 260 191 53 16
465 you wouldn't happen to have a peanut allergy, would you? 1.3268 0.03698 254 187 51 16
466 Are you aware of the health benefits of pistachios? 1.3268 0.03942 254 193 39 22
467 I say, do you really think we need a caption? 1.3266 0.03887 248 186 43 19
468 I trust you will honor that this is a peanut safe environment. 1.3265 0.03675 291 221 45 25
469 You want a Reese’s piece of me? 1.3261 0.04020 276 217 28 31
470 You should know I have a license to carry concealed mice. 1.3256 0.03615 258 189 54 15
471 Remember, you don’t have your Epipen with you. 1.3253 0.03523 249 179 59 11
472 How the hell did you fit in the elevator 1.3250 0.03674 280 211 47 22
473 It’s ‘Mister’ now. 1.3248 0.04002 234 176 40 18
474 You wouldn't happen to have any allergies, would you? 1.3245 0.03544 302 228 50 24
475 I don’t see a resemblance between my ivory cane and your late brother. 1.3242 0.03756 256 191 47 18
476 Is the elephant in the room with us right now? 1.3241 0.03439 253 181 62 10
477 Yeah? Well, I'm the peanut in the room! 1.3239 0.03531 284 211 54 19
478 What elephant? 1.3239 0.03764 247 183 48 16
479 I’m allergic to Republicans. 1.3238 0.03796 244 181 47 16
480 We missed the filing deadlines for Iowa and New Hampshire, but we are polling well as a split ticket in south Georgia. 1.3235 0.03637 272 203 50 19
481 Remember your allergy. What you are considering, could kill both of us. 1.3234 0.03627 269 200 51 18
482 I, too, never forget. 1.3234 0.03604 235 169 56 10
483 Nobody puts Mr. Peanut in the corner! 1.3233 0.03656 266 198 50 18
484 I guess there’s no use trying to ignore you. 1.3232 0.03762 263 198 45 20
485 What do you mean I’m being served? 1.3232 0.03839 263 200 41 22
486 My therapist advises me not to discuss you 1.3231 0.03713 260 194 48 18
487 Let’s address the peanut in the room for a change. 1.3230 0.03863 257 195 41 21
488 I should’ve picked door #1. 1.3230 0.03784 257 193 45 19
489 My name is Mr. Peanut Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.3229 0.03697 288 220 43 25
490 You do too remember me 1.3227 0.03362 313 233 59 21
491 But what if I'm one of those weird-tasting ones? 1.3226 0.03751 248 184 48 16
492 Uh-oh. 1.3223 0.03663 273 205 48 20
493 First of all, how did you get through this door? 1.3222 0.03728 270 204 45 21
494 Mrs. Peanut can never find out about this. 1.3218 0.03721 261 203 35 23
495 That eating peanuts thing is a myth, correct? 1.3214 0.04122 224 170 36 18
496 Behind you is a mouse. 1.3213 0.03606 249 182 54 13
497 Ok, but maybe you have a monocle allergy? 1.3210 0.03710 243 179 50 14
498 I'll forgive if you'll forget. 1.3210 0.03976 243 185 38 20
499 *gulp* “My wife can never know about this” 1.3208 0.03738 265 200 45 20
500 Step back ! I know I look like Mr Peanut but I am actually Mr. Handgrenade. 1.3207 0.04304 237 187 24 26
501 Sorry. Wrong room. 1.3205 0.03708 234 171 51 12
502 My name is Peanuto Leguma. You ate my father. Prepare to die! 1.3205 0.03876 259 198 39 22
503 Well, I'd rather be a 'Capitalist Shill' than the thing in the room no one ever wants to talk about. 1.3203 0.03451 256 190 52 14
504 I beg you, please make my demise smooth, not crunchy. 1.3195 0.03726 266 201 45 20
505 No, I’m not getting salty with you. 1.3191 0.03817 257 195 42 20
506 I had never imagined that a metaphor would be the death of me. 1.3189 0.03683 254 189 49 16
507 I see you dressed for dinner. 1.3189 0.03767 254 191 45 18
508 Of course I remember you. 1.3189 0.03554 254 186 55 13
509 I know why Planters sent you. Can we talk about this? 1.3187 0.03693 273 207 45 21
510 You know, I'm pretty hard to ignore in a room, too. 1.3184 0.03979 223 167 41 15
511 Remember, I control the supply chain. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
512 I’ll just quickly step into the other room so you get a feel for the space! 1.3184 0.03355 267 193 63 11
513 What are you staring at? Is it my outfit ? Is the top hat too much? It's the monocle isn't it? 1.3182 0.03704 264 199 46 19
514 That’s MR. Peanut, sir 1.3182 0.03626 264 197 50 17
515 When one is called “Mister”, he is not food, by definition. 1.3178 0.03724 258 194 46 18
516 Don’t eat me. I vote Republican. 1.3178 0.03826 236 176 45 15
517 Oh really, … then I guess that makes me The Peanut in the room! 1.3173 0.03816 249 188 43 18
518 I know it's less square footage than you wanted, but there is a great vegetarian restaurant downstairs. 1.3167 0.03779 240 179 46 15
519 Don't believe this costume. I'm actually a pistachio. 1.3164 0.03822 256 195 41 20
520 Forget it. 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
521 Well, it's in the room. Now, do we have to address it? 1.3160 0.03690 269 204 45 20
522 You’re just a metaphor, you’re just a metaphor, you’re just a metaphor…🤞😮 1.3158 0.03602 266 199 50 17
523 Need I remind you of your nut allergy? 1.3156 0.03526 244 180 52 12
524 You probably think I haven't noticed you. 1.3154 0.03559 279 210 50 19
525 Let's not forget that I am the peanut in the room. 1.3152 0.03586 276 208 49 19
526 I can relate. I’ve been the symbol for a nut for decades! 1.3149 0.04016 235 180 36 19
527 You don’t look like your dating profile photo either, but we’re here now, let’s give this a chance. 1.3145 0.03906 248 190 38 20
528 Isn’t it ironic? You like peanuts, I like peanuts. You’re instantly recognizable, I’m instantly recognizable. You’re in the room, I’m in the room. 1.3144 0.03849 229 171 44 14
529 Peanut. Mr. Peanut. 1.3143 0.03537 245 179 55 11
530 That’s MISTER Peanut to you, Fat Boy. 1.3140 0.03887 242 184 40 18
531 People will know. My family will come looking for me 1.3140 0.03730 242 183 43 16
532 I see you haven't forgotten. 1.3133 0.03898 233 176 41 16
533 Here’s the deal…you leave me and my guys alone, and I won’t send Mickey to pay you a visit 1.3133 0.03808 249 189 42 18
534 So, you ARE in the room. 1.3130 0.03664 246 183 49 14
535 I'm just dreaming! I'm just dreaming! I am going to wake up now! 1.3130 0.03709 246 184 47 15
536 I look like a peanut, but I identify as a mouse. 1.3130 0.03792 262 201 40 21
537 Have you ever tried a pecan? 1.3125 0.03630 240 177 51 12
538 Of all my employees, I never thought you would be the one to complain about working for peanuts. 1.3123 0.03720 269 206 42 21
539 After all these years you're leaving me for almonds?! 1.3122 0.03725 221 162 49 10
540 You want my vote, don't you? 1.3120 0.03589 234 171 53 10
541 Hello, 911? There's an elephant in my room. 1.3120 0.03764 234 177 42 15
542 I'm just a shell of what I used to be. 1.3119 0.03976 218 164 40 14
543 You should read my book “Seven Myths about Elephants”, especially the chapter on peanuts. 1.3118 0.03542 263 196 52 15
544 Jeez… You could have at least mentioned you had a peanut allergy on your Match profile. 1.3117 0.03784 247 187 43 17
545 One of us is in the wrong room. 1.3117 0.03670 231 170 50 11
546 You're just euphemism. You're just a euphemism. You're just a euphemism. 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
547 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.3112 0.03893 241 184 39 18
548 Might as well face it. it. There’s a peanut in the room. 1.3109 0.03742 238 178 46 14
549 From the Okavango Delta in Botswana to my upper east side walk-up 30 years later. You guys really never forget. 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
550 Not a peanut! Not a peanut! Just an oddly shaped man with a monocle, top hat and cane. 1.3109 0.03646 238 181 42 15
551 Since you have me cornered, I will, reluctantly, accept the nomination. 1.3106 0.03774 235 176 45 14
552 Shhh, no one has to know. 1.3103 0.03473 261 193 55 13
553 If you’re looking for Mr. Peanut, that’s my father. 1.3102 0.03802 245 186 42 17
554 Think carefully about your next move - you'll get a lot more peanuts in the Zoo than you will in prison. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
555 Mr. Peanut? Oh, no. I'm the Monopoly guy. A lot of people get us confused. 1.3099 0.03925 213 159 42 12
556 I charge $500 an hour; if you want me to remove my shell that’ll cost you more. 1.3099 0.04036 213 161 38 14
557 Hello darkness, my old friend... 1.3096 0.03913 239 183 38 18
558 No, I am the elephant in the room. 1.3096 0.03958 239 184 36 19
559 I have to say, this year you Republicans really are the elephant in the room. 1.3094 0.04083 265 213 22 30
560 So that’s where Mrs. Peanut went. 1.3090 0.03936 233 178 38 17
561 Of course,I remember you. You ate my entire family. 1.3086 0.03731 243 183 45 15
562 You know you love me. 1.3086 0.03684 256 194 45 17
563 Facing our own mortality is always the elephant in the room. 1.3083 0.03523 240 176 54 10
564 But you said you'd work for peanuts. 1.3083 0.03714 253 192 44 17
565 We need to negotiate a different form of payment. 1.3080 0.03701 250 189 45 16
566 Holy Elephant! My nuts are shaking! 1.3080 0.03701 250 189 45 16
567 I'M REPUBLICAN,TOO! 1.3077 0.03922 234 179 38 17
568 Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me! 1.3077 0.04210 208 160 32 16
569 I just made extra chunky in my pants. 1.3074 0.04023 244 191 31 22
570 Why must the victim always be a salted? 1.3074 0.03763 244 185 43 16
571 Look big fella, I'm just wearing a costume, okay? 1.3074 0.03626 244 182 49 13
572 IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT MR. PEANUT KNEW HE WAS IN DANGER 1.3073 0.04174 218 169 31 18
573 At least I am anthropomorphic. You are merely a metaphor. 1.3071 0.03730 267 206 40 21
574 You're right. We should have talked about you sooner. 1.3070 0.03944 228 174 38 16
575 My worst nightmare. The elephant in the room. 1.3070 0.04057 215 164 36 15
576 This role-playing has gotten way out of hand, honey. 1.3069 0.04061 202 152 38 12
577 Oh nuts 1.3068 0.03858 251 194 37 20
578 But, I'm obviously a nut! I can't believe you guys keep electing me. 1.3067 0.03963 238 184 35 19
579 You know they're fattening. 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
580 Just when I'd gotten used to the dream where I'm not wearing any pants... 1.3067 0.04175 225 176 29 20
581 So, we meet at last, Mr Former President... 1.3067 0.03980 225 172 37 16
582 Did you say "I am a fancy peanut" or "I fancy a peanut"? 1.3066 0.04042 212 161 37 14
583 My apologies - wrong room! 1.3065 0.03675 248 187 46 15
584 I suppose this means I'm the peanut in the room. 1.3062 0.03701 258 197 43 18
585 So, we meet again. And it’s Dr. Peanut now. 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
586 So it's come to this...crunch time! 1.3060 0.03595 232 171 51 10
587 Quick, Google what else do elephants eat? 1.3060 0.03485 268 201 52 15
588 Well, that's show business. 1.3059 0.03732 219 162 47 10
589 Perhaps you might prefer a cashew. 1.3057 0.03625 229 169 50 10
590 Trust me — you want no business with this cane. 1.3056 0.03933 216 163 40 13
591 At this point, I’m up for a discussion… 1.3056 0.03822 216 161 44 11
592 Do you see the Elephant in the room or am I nuts?! 1.3054 0.03859 239 183 39 17
593 NO! Really! I'm the guy from Monopoly. 1.3053 0.03813 226 170 43 13
594 Fine, I’ll address it. Maybe I got carried away accessorizing. 1.3053 0.03761 226 169 45 12
595 Mr. Peanut, you say? No, I'm Eustace Tilly! 1.3052 0.03856 249 195 33 21
596 Would it help if you knew I didn’t vote for Jimmy Carter? 1.3052 0.04080 213 163 35 15
597 But I’m a Republican! 1.3051 0.04029 236 184 32 20
598 Sit! I said "SIT!!" 1.3049 0.04001 223 171 36 16
599 You're needed in another room. 1.3049 0.03951 223 170 38 15
600 Well, Jumbo, we meet again. 1.3049 0.03460 246 181 55 10
601 I don't suppose you'd prefer some cashews? 1.3045 0.03812 243 186 40 17
602 For the love of god, I always thought that was a metaphor. 1.3045 0.03812 243 186 40 17
603 What do you mean it’s crunch time? 1.3039 0.04442 181 139 29 13
604 Remember your allergies 1.3037 0.03954 214 162 39 13
605 I guess it is a fitting end considering the multitudes I have led to the roaster. 1.3034 0.03865 234 179 39 16
606 Have you lost weight? 1.3034 0.03671 234 175 47 12
607 Can I get the bull in the china shop instead? 1.3032 0.03972 221 169 37 15
608 Suffice it to say,you do not look a bit like your profile pic! 1.3029 0.03693 241 182 45 14
609 I'm warning you this isn't my first circus, Dumbo." 1.3029 0.03876 241 186 37 18
610 It’s nice to know you’ll never forget me. 1.3029 0.03853 208 155 43 10
611 I had a dream it would end like this 1.3027 0.03414 261 194 55 12
612 Babar…so we meet again. 1.3025 0.03627 238 178 48 12
613 It's time to talk about you 1.3025 0.03771 238 181 42 15
614 The landlord called. He said the tap dancing lessons have got to stop. 1.3024 0.03920 205 161 29 15
615 Didn't we meet a while ago, in a limerick? 1.3023 0.03938 215 163 39 13
616 Mr. Peanut? Never heard of him, I'm Eustace Tilley. 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
617 You don't scare me, remember, they call me MISTER Peanut". 1.3022 0.03920 225 172 38 15
618 Just so you know, I like being an introvert. You don’t need to help me come out of my shell. 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
619 The elephant in the room is that there's an elephant in the room. 1.3021 0.03990 235 183 33 19
620 Isn't it time we addressed the elephant in the room? 1.3021 0.04168 235 187 25 23
621 It's getting increasingly difficult to ignore the elephant in the room 1.3019 0.03544 265 201 48 16
622 I'm taking you seriously, but not literally. 1.3017 0.03726 242 184 43 15
623 It's the age-old battle of the husk versus the tusk. 1.3017 0.03862 242 187 37 18
624 My nuts are bigger than yours. 1.3014 0.04290 209 164 27 18
625 Nuts! Now would be a good time to address the elephant in the room. 1.3014 0.04096 219 170 32 17
626 When I said I'd work for peanuts, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3013 0.03820 229 174 41 14
627 I’m not GMO 1.3013 0.03820 229 174 41 14
628 I'm not questioning your memory, I'm just saying suppose I'm not the same monocled, top hat-wearing talking peanut that wronged you... 1.3013 0.03940 239 186 34 19
629 Its just a costume! 1.3010 0.04334 206 162 26 18
630 Now those are some big nuts… 1.3009 0.03905 226 173 38 15
631 Alright, one more quick tickle of your ivories then you’re going to have to leave. 1.3008 0.03644 236 177 47 12
632 As I've told you before, I'm an empty shell. I have nothing left to give! 1.3008 0.03837 236 181 39 16
633 Ah, a hitman. Blue Diamond Almonds must mean business. 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
634 Wait...I'm supposed to be discontinued,not endangered. That's you! 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
635 Even at the peanut convention, there's an elephant in the room! 1.3004 0.04102 233 184 28 21
636 I'm not the peanut guy, I'm the New Yorker guy. 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
637 OMG, you are the elephant in the room! 1.3000 0.04312 200 156 28 16
638 The nut-free movement has gone too far. How do I get on the endangered species list? 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
639 My name is Mister Peanut. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.3000 0.04048 230 180 31 19
640 I’m nuts? Doesn’t anyone else see the elephant in the room? 1.3000 0.03926 240 187 34 19
641 I thought the elephant in the room was just something people said… 1.3000 0.04048 230 180 31 19
642 So I’ll cashew later? 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
643 I had to change! PETA got you out of the biz, but no one was throwing paint for peanuts. I had to do a worldwide rebrand just to it make off the circus floor. And STILL I'm not welcome at some tables. So I have to put on airs. 1.2996 0.04223 237 191 21 25
644 It's my politics that you're going to find hard to swallow. 1.2995 0.04119 217 169 31 17
645 one step closer and i call my wife. she’s nuts 1.2995 0.03906 217 165 39 13
646 I warn you, I'm a tough nut to crack! 1.2995 0.04206 207 161 30 16
647 Fake news. I'm a Mr. Legume,not Peanut. 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
648 I’m sorry. I appear to be in the wrong cartoon. 1.2990 0.04075 204 156 35 13
649 There's nothing here for you; I'm just a shell of my former self 1.2990 0.04219 194 149 32 13
650 How about I just leave. You can have the room. 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
651 You may be the elephant in the room, but you’ll find I’m a tough nut to crack. 1.2984 0.04328 191 148 29 14
652 I knew I should have let those other nut jobs go first. 1.2982 0.04051 218 169 33 16
653 No, you are not Darth Vader, and you are not my father. 1.2981 0.03901 208 157 40 11
654 We meet again 1.2978 0.03884 225 175 34 16
655 Uh oh, someone told me the Democratic caucus was meeting in this room 1.2977 0.03351 262 195 56 11
656 First of all, can we just take a moment to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2977 0.04246 215 170 26 19
657 The reboot of The Odd Couple takes a deliciously murderous turn. 1.2976 0.04116 205 158 33 14
658 Welcome to the peanut gallery. 1.2974 0.03873 195 150 34 11
659 “There’s a nice big jar of me in the other room.” 1.2973 0.03449 222 162 54 6
660 What I said in the room was a metaphor. It wasn’t directed at you. 1.2973 0.04098 222 174 30 18
661 Sir, I think you might be lost. This here is a peanut gallery. The circus is next door. 1.2970 0.03850 202 151 42 9
662 This isn't a real interview, is it? 1.2969 0.03860 229 176 38 15
663 I’ve ALWAYS been aware of the elephant in the room. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
664 Have you carefully weighed eating someone famous against the possibilty you may have a peanut allergy? 1.2968 0.03821 219 166 41 12
665 Catfished! So there never was a Miss Macadamia. 1.2967 0.03885 209 158 40 11
666 Actually I'm a legume. 1.2967 0.03944 209 159 38 12
667 I must tell you that I'm an empty shell of a man 1.2963 0.04177 216 170 28 18
668 Say, how long have you been in the room? 1.2963 0.03966 216 166 36 14
669 I know you. You're the elephant in the room. 1.2960 0.03930 223 172 36 15
670 I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm your lunch. 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
671 No, I'm Chuckles the Clown. 1.2958 0.04003 213 164 35 14
672 Should I leave the hat on? 1.2957 0.03746 230 175 42 13
673 Well if it isn’t the elephant in the room. 1.2956 0.04140 203 157 32 14
674 Please say you're allergic. 1.2955 0.03751 220 166 43 11
675 I know, I know. We’re overrepresented in trail mix. 1.2955 0.03639 220 164 47 9
676 Listen, I got laid off in a Brand Revision at Planters. The GOP could be coming for you. 1.2952 0.03869 210 159 40 11
677 My name is…uh… ‘Mr. Legume’! ‘Mr. Peanut’ is down the end of the hall! 1.2950 0.03804 200 149 43 8
678 I know you're happy to see me and , yes, there is a mouse in my pocket. 1.2950 0.03804 200 149 43 8
679 You appear to have me at a disadvantage 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
680 I should warn you. There’s a small mouse under my hat. 1.2947 0.03787 190 140 44 6
681 Your online profile said "curvy". 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
682 Is everyone else just going to ignore the monocled nut in the room? 1.2946 0.04016 224 175 32 17
683 "There's cashews in the vault." 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
684 Mr. Peanut, this may come as a surprise but you're the elephant in the room. 1.2944 0.04095 214 167 31 16
685 Mr. Peanut suddenly realized that no one had ever mentioned the elephant in the room. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
686 Call me nuts, but I think you’re a shadow of your former self. 1.2944 0.03931 214 164 37 13
687 Thank you, Craigslist. 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
688 Have you tried hazelnuts? 1.2939 0.03712 228 173 43 12
689 „You can’t have your peanut and eat it too…“ 1.2938 0.03853 211 160 40 11
690 Well…..this is awkward 1.2936 0.03972 235 185 31 19
691 I didn't want to address the elephant in the room. But here we are. 1.2936 0.03784 235 181 39 15
692 Strange, I thought I was the peanut in the room. 1.2936 0.03478 218 160 52 6
693 I knew you’d eventually come for me 1.2936 0.03597 218 162 48 8
694 Call me “Mister” Peanut. . . 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
695 I'll pretend not to see you if you pretend not to see me. 1.2933 0.03848 225 173 38 14
696 Actually, I’m made of styrofoam. 1.2933 0.03690 225 170 44 11
697 Now I understand why no one wants to discuss you. 1.2933 0.04006 208 160 35 13
698 I suppose it’s time to address the elephant in the room. 1.2933 0.03829 208 157 41 10
699 “Stop undressing me with your eyes.” 1.2933 0.03889 208 158 39 11
700 I think you have me confused with a circus peanut. 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
701 I’m actually impressed. Those who wish to take down Big Peanut never make it this far. 1.2932 0.04251 191 148 30 13
702 Your test results are in and, it's just as I thought. Your main allergen is peanuts, followed by top hats, then walking canes. 1.2930 0.03860 215 164 39 12
703 Yes, that is correct. Around here, people will work for peanuts. 1.2930 0.03971 215 166 35 14
704 I know I look like a rich snob, but I still won't donate to the republican party. 1.2928 0.03883 222 171 37 14
705 Don't look at me. I told you it was all a shell game. 1.2926 0.03800 229 176 39 14
706 F**ck. 1.2923 0.04433 195 155 23 17
707 We were just talking about you. 1.2922 0.03971 219 170 34 15
708 That's Mr. Peanut to you...Mr. Elephant...sir... 1.2921 0.04204 202 158 29 15
709 Y-you remembered? 1.2920 0.03984 226 177 32 17
710 My worst freaking nightmare. The elephant in the room is actually the elephant in the room! 1.2919 0.04214 209 165 27 17
711 I thought the elephant in the room was a figure of speech 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
712 Death indeed looms large. 1.2913 0.03909 206 157 38 11
713 I might be a shell of a man, but you're a shadow of yourself. 1.2911 0.04047 213 166 32 15
714 What would it take for you to forget about all this? 1.2911 0.03763 213 161 42 10
715 How ‘bout for once we talk about the PEANUT in the room!? 1.2908 0.04472 196 157 21 18
716 Despite agreeing to phobia exposure therapy at his last psychotherapy session, Mr. Peanut nonetheless soiled his shell at first sight of the beast. 1.2908 0.04041 196 150 35 11
717 Geez! You scared the salt out of me 1.2908 0.04169 196 152 31 13
718 It depends. Which do you prefer, unsalted or salted? 1.2908 0.04169 196 152 31 13
719 Go ahead. Destroy democracy. You'll never eat another peanut again! 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
720 I'll never be enough for you, will I? 1.2906 0.03739 234 180 40 14
721 Okay, fine. Let’s address this. 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
722 My dear sir, have you forgotten who I am? 1.2903 0.03992 217 169 33 15
723 I always hoped you'd forget about me. 1.2902 0.04016 193 147 36 10
724 Sometimes you feel like a nut--no, wait! 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
725 I'm more of a legume, really. 1.2902 0.03809 193 144 42 7
726 I was hoping for the Donkey in the room. 1.2900 0.04047 200 154 34 12
727 I must warn you sir. I’m very high in gluten, carbs, and sodium. 1.2900 0.03723 200 149 44 7
728 Seriously, would a peanut really be wearing a tophat and touting a monocle? 1.2900 0.03984 200 153 36 11
729 Mr. Peanut’s recurring nightmare. 1.2899 0.03646 238 182 43 13
730 Sit ... stay 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
731 I've been told you've eaten a number of my associates. 1.2897 0.03863 214 164 38 12
732 So is this is how it ends, my dear Jumbo? A cracked monocle, a crushed hat, a broken cane and a loutish pachyderm with peanuts on his breath? 1.2897 0.04030 214 167 32 15
733 Hold it right there...I am not a peanut...I am a legume! 1.2897 0.04084 214 168 30 16
734 I suppose it wouldn't help to say that im a member of your party. 1.2896 0.03613 221 166 46 9
735 I am old, brittle,a mere shell of myself, and soon to expire. 1.2895 0.03486 228 170 50 8
736 I bet you can remember back to when the next election was stolen. 1.2893 0.03826 197 148 41 8
737 You wouldn't eat a peanut with glasses on, would you? 1.2893 0.04119 197 155 28 14
738 But I swear I'm MAGA! 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
739 Are you absolutely certain you don’t have a peanut allergy??? 1.2890 0.03923 218 169 35 14
740 I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2889 0.04136 225 180 25 20
741 It’s “Mr.” to you and no, I am not a real peanut. 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
742 Don't come any closer! I am allergic to elephants. 1.2886 0.04091 201 156 32 13
743 Here we go again, someone from the peanut gallery making up theories about the elephant in the room. 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
744 Well, well, well. I suppose it was always going to come down to this. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
745 Junkinthetrunk1987, I presume? 1.2883 0.03819 222 171 38 13
746 I’m shocked you’ve not experienced the delight of a plain jelly sandwich! 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
747 You "like peanuts"? In what sense? 1.2878 0.03660 205 153 45 7
748 Sucks for a peanut when the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room. 1.2877 0.03825 212 162 39 11
749 Honestly, I think you would prefer Mr Goodbar 1.2877 0.03883 212 163 37 12
750 So much for witness protection! 1.2877 0.03686 219 166 43 10
751 I feel like this should have been an email. 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
752 Oh yeah? Well, my analyst says you're not even real. 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
753 I guess it was inevitable that one day the peanut gallery would meet the elephant in the room. 1.2872 0.04114 188 147 29 12
754 I was told you’d work for me! 1.2872 0.04046 195 150 34 11
755 You don't want to eat me! I'm one of your biggest donors! 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
756 Let's talk about whose the nut here. 1.2871 0.04133 202 158 30 14
757 It seems that reports of both my death and your actually liking peanuts have been greatly exaggerated. 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
758 I assure you, suck it up, is only an expression. 1.2871 0.04133 202 158 30 14
759 I was under the impression that "dark money" was a metaphor. 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
760 I hope to God you have a peanut allergy! 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
761 You looked a little different in your profile photo. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
762 It was an ironic end for the high-society loving, life-long Republican. 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
763 My name is Mr. Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2865 0.04153 192 149 31 12
764 I think I just peed in my shell a little bit. 1.2865 0.04282 192 151 27 14
765 What do you mean by we need to discuss the peanut in the room? 1.2864 0.04035 213 167 31 15
766 It is ironic, but I am the peanut in the room. 1.2857 0.03981 217 170 32 15
767 Now I know how Chuckles the Clown felt 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
768 I'm not the delicious peanut you think I am. I'm 104 years old. 1.2857 0.04129 189 146 32 11
769 I identify as a mouse! 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
770 My Dear Dumbo, think of the millions in celebrity endorsements you stand to lose. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
771 You're just the elephant in the room, right? 1.2857 0.04115 203 159 30 14
772 Suddenly, the border crisis was no longer Mr. Peanut's top concern. 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
773 The moment Mr. Peanut realizes there's an important distinction between a metaphor and cold hard facts. 1.2851 0.03658 221 168 43 10
774 This may sound nuts but I don't think you're being honest about your interest in me. 1.2850 0.03851 214 165 37 12
775 You are no doubt aware that I am a beloved American icon. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
776 I may look like a peanut but I actually identify as a mouse. 1.2849 0.04309 186 146 27 13
777 Well, this is awkward but let's discuss the, um, reason you're in the room. 1.2844 0.03746 218 167 40 11
778 It's all almonds and pistachios these days. 1.2844 0.03585 211 158 46 7
779 Don't you think its about time we sat down and talked about the peanut in the room? 1.2844 0.03944 211 164 34 13
780 Well, well, well...the elephant in the room finally reveals itself. And, they said I was nuts! 1.2844 0.04001 211 165 32 14
781 Please tell me you’re allergic. 1.2843 0.03977 204 158 34 12
782 Believe me. I am an hollow shell after years in advertisement. 1.2843 0.04097 204 160 30 14
783 Wake up now. Wake up now. Wake up now. 1.2843 0.03945 197 151 36 10
784 Please tell me you're a metaphor. 1.2843 0.04010 197 152 34 11
785 Good sir! One step closer and you’ll feel the wrath of my cane! 1.2842 0.03765 183 136 42 5
786 Please keep your distance,I've got an elephant allergy. 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
787 You’re getting very sleepy. When you wake up, you will crave only pistachios. 1.2838 0.03779 229 178 37 14
788 I knew I should have chosen door number three ! 1.2837 0.03892 215 167 35 13
789 They say that you're willing to work for us. 1.2836 0.03760 201 152 41 8
790 Between you or a squirrel…I’m glad it was you. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
791 I’m telling you sir, your people have been misled. I am actually a legume. 1.2830 0.03693 212 161 42 9
792 Well, you made quite the impression. They can’t stop talking about you. 1.2829 0.03899 205 158 36 11
793 They told me this would be a white elephant party 1.2829 0.04079 205 161 30 14
794 Geez, I thought that was only a metaphor. 1.2826 0.03748 184 137 42 5
795 I am Republican! 1.2826 0.04197 184 143 30 11
796 No sir, I did not hesitate to accept the Democratic presidential nomination… 1.2826 0.04197 184 143 30 11
797 But I thought you were only going to give me tax cuts! 1.2824 0.03876 216 168 35 13
798 This has to be about more than me switching parties. 1.2823 0.03787 209 160 39 10
799 The deal is as follows: you don’t eat me and I’ll help you get fully drawn. 1.2822 0.03936 202 156 35 11
800 Careful, I’ve got a mouse under my hat 1.2822 0.03936 202 156 35 11
801 Does the word "anthropomorphic" mean nothing to you? 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
802 I'm not really a peanut, I just play one on TV. 1.2821 0.04032 195 151 33 11
803 There is no way you were not followed. 1.2821 0.04224 195 154 27 14
804 Let me tell you how this is going to go down. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
805 This time, the shell tolls for thee 1.2819 0.04464 188 151 21 16
806 I haven't seen you since circus school! 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
807 Nobody told me there was an elephant in the room. 1.2819 0.04269 188 148 27 13
808 You already ate, right?!? 1.2819 0.04133 188 146 31 11
809 No I don't. I just see a big ink blot. 1.2816 0.04003 206 161 32 13
810 I say, I wouldn’t bother…you’ll only want more. 1.2816 0.04062 206 162 30 14
811 So, you're the one that's been sitting around the room doing nothing and now wants to be paid peanuts? 1.2814 0.04162 199 157 28 14
812 Come on man, you know what it's like to be endangered. 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
813 I hope he has a peanut allergy. 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
814 I'm hoping you are allergic to peanuts. 1.2814 0.03778 199 151 40 8
815 My name is Manigo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.2812 0.04005 192 148 34 10
816 Suddenly, the elephant in the room became impossible to ignore. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
817 Sorry I’m late on rent again, my circus gig pays peanuts. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
818 No. I think we need to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
819 I may be a peanut dut I don't have a peanut sise brain. So no, I won't run as Trump's VP 1.2812 0.04268 192 152 26 14
820 I AM ignoring you! 1.2812 0.04394 192 154 22 16
821 Hey baby — you know you can't spell "legume" without "u" and "me." 1.2810 0.03831 210 162 37 11
822 Tell me about it. Ever since almonds became popular, nobody even looks at me. 1.2808 0.03595 203 152 45 6
823 So now *I’m* the bad guy 1.2808 0.03761 203 157 36 10
824 Tell me, Mr. Peanut, how does that joke go again? 1.2808 0.04042 203 159 31 13
825 I couldn't agree more...this is the last time I ever use this online dating service. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
826 Another shadowy Republican. 1.2804 0.03952 214 168 32 14
827 Trust me. You're not going to want Planter fasciitis.... 1.2800 0.03828 200 153 38 9
828 I wish there were a term for the unspoken tension I feel right now. 1.2800 0.03893 200 159 28 13
829 The name's Peanut, Mr. Peanut. Not Lunch, Mr. Lunch. 1.2800 0.04143 200 158 28 14
830 My psychiatrist said you might come back. 1.2796 0.03634 211 160 43 8
831 If you want me to dance, it's going to be extra. 1.2796 0.04045 211 167 29 15
832 Back Off! I've got a mouse in my hat, and I'm not afraid to use it! 1.2796 0.03874 211 164 35 12
833 I am suddenly feeling all hollow inside. 1.2796 0.03507 211 158 47 6
834 We need to talk. 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
835 You're barely a shadow of yourself, and here I am, a mere shell of who I once was. 1.2796 0.04226 186 146 28 12
836 Well, well; I thought I lost you on the Okavango Delta of Botswana back in ‘75. 1.2796 0.04157 186 145 30 11
837 Well honestly I’d rather be the elephant in room than the peanut in this case 1.2796 0.04362 186 148 24 14
838 No! Wait! I'm a six year old boy and this is just my Halloween costume! 1.2796 0.04086 186 144 32 10
839 Guess what? I'm actually a mouse wearing a costume. 1.2796 0.03867 186 141 38 7
840 Yes Martha, there is an actual elephant in the room! 1.2794 0.04314 204 165 21 18
841 We keep cutting your taxes, and all you do in return is donate peanuts! 1.2793 0.04341 179 141 26 12
842 You’re a shadow of your former self. 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
843 Maybe he won’t recognize me all dressed up like this. 1.2793 0.04341 179 141 26 12
844 Well, NOW I see the elephant in the room! 1.2793 0.03849 222 174 34 14
845 Look at the nuts on that thing. 1.2792 0.04123 197 155 29 13
846 Wait, I’m unsalted. 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
847 I know you're endangered, but there's only one of me 1.2792 0.03996 197 153 33 11
848 Shit! Trump is still on the ballot! 1.2789 0.04095 190 148 31 11
849 I'm sorry but the Big Peanut PAC is switching support to the Democrats. 1.2789 0.04229 190 150 27 13
850 You thought I’d forget, didn’t you? 1.2788 0.03969 208 163 32 13
851 Death by an elephant in the room. How cliché. 1.2787 0.04410 183 146 23 14
852 Are you familiar with anaphylatic shock? 1.2786 0.03811 201 154 38 9
853 Wait, how did you make it up the elevator? 1.2786 0.04244 201 161 24 16
854 Ahem, can we address the peanut in the room? 1.2786 0.04002 201 157 32 12
855 We need to discuss the you in the room. 1.2786 0.03712 201 155 37 9
856 Now just wait a minute! This is MY room, and I’m MISTER Peanut to you.” 1.2783 0.03803 230 181 34 15
857 When you took this job you knew you'd be working for peanuts and get very little recognition for your work. 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
858 Stay back!! I’m honey-glazed! 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
859 I might be a peanut, but I carry a big stick. 1.2780 0.03886 205 159 35 11
860 Two icons in the same room. This is awkward." 1.2778 0.03711 198 150 41 7
861 Well, well, well... how the tables have turned after I left the circus, huh? 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
862 Peanut allergy is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.2778 0.03751 216 167 38 11
863 I hear that popcorn is lots of fun. 1.2775 0.03650 209 159 42 8
864 How'd you find me? 1.2775 0.03774 209 161 38 10
865 'Do what you like, I'm not gonna talk about you' 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
866 But I voted for the whole GOP ticket! 1.2775 0.04209 191 151 27 13
867 Wow! Never in my life did I think I’d be directly addressing the… oh never mind.” 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
868 They were right, ignoring you doesn’t make you disappear 1.2775 0.04516 173 138 22 13
869 So there really is an elephant in in the room. 1.2772 0.03923 202 157 34 11
870 I sense I've stumbled into the Supreme Court's office. 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
871 Do you realize that peanut allergies can develop later in life? 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
872 Yes, it was I who sent the mouse. 1.2771 0.03739 231 181 36 14
873 I’m just going to try and ignore the elephant in the room… 1.2769 0.04082 195 153 30 12
874 Oh nuts, it’s the elephant in the room! 1.2768 0.03973 224 179 28 17
875 So I see you are indeed in the room. 1.2767 0.03745 206 158 39 9
876 My name is Peanut Ina Shell. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
877 Objects in this monocle look bigger than they are! 1.2766 0.03832 188 143 38 7
878 It’s not always about you. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
879 Go on a blind date," they said. "How bad could it be? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
880 That’s Mister Peanut to you! 1.2764 0.04024 199 156 31 12
881 May I interest you in some M&M's? 1.2764 0.03626 199 150 43 6
882 Are you SURE you're not allergic? 1.2762 0.03697 210 161 40 9
883 You know everyone is allergic to me these days. 1.2760 0.04190 192 152 27 13
884 You may work for peanuts, but I work for Planters! 1.2757 0.03710 214 165 39 10
885 I fear becoming a shell of my former self. 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
886 You do know it's just a fashion statement, right? 1.2755 0.04064 196 154 30 12
887 I’ll call off the ivory poachers if you stop jumping in the elevator. 1.2754 0.04089 207 165 27 15
888 Nobody mentioned you were in the room. 1.2754 0.03913 207 162 33 12
889 I have one last request. Don’t tell them I cracked. 1.2754 0.03792 207 160 37 10
890 Well, this blind date just took an unexpected turn. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
891 Okay, if I admit you exist, will you stay on your side of the room? 1.2753 0.03801 178 134 39 5
892 Mr. Peanut tragically enters the wrong door. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
893 Think about Mrs. Peanut and all the peanut kids. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
894 Okay, Jimmy Carter, but all the rest were Republicans!" 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
895 Your party is a shadow of its former self. 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
896 Peanut: I feel that we need to address the elephant in the room… Elephant: You're telling me? there’s a talking peanut wearing a monocle and tophat! 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
897 Trust me! No one is talking about you! 1.2750 0.04130 200 159 27 14
898 Of course I’m addressing you! As a sign of mutual respect, I would be pleased to refer to you as Mr. Elephant. 1.2747 0.03906 182 139 36 7
899 I know it’s nutty but It’s not ALWAYS about you, ya know? 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
900 C'mon! I know you remember me! 1.2746 0.03903 193 149 35 9
901 Maybe I should clarify what I meant by "Lunch is on me." 1.2746 0.04105 193 152 29 12
902 I say old chap, is that a mouse behind you? 1.2743 0.04320 175 138 26 11
903 I'm certain I swiped left. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
904 Well, well Agnes, I thought I would never see you again after that night in Thailand… 1.2742 0.04347 186 149 23 14
905 Honest, you have me confused with someone. I’m a packing peanut. 1.2741 0.04109 197 156 28 13
906 Yes, Tiny. It's time to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.2741 0.04172 197 157 26 14
907 You’ll never forget this 1.2741 0.03916 197 153 34 10
908 Jumbo decided to address the peanut in the room. 1.2740 0.03897 208 163 33 12
909 Is there an elephant in the room 1.2737 0.04101 179 139 31 9
910 You wouldn't hurt an old man with a cane, would you? 1.2737 0.03647 190 143 42 5
911 Sorry, in election years, a commercial showing an elephant happily eating peanuts can cause a boycott by left-leaning consumers. 1.2737 0.03797 190 145 38 7
912 Hello, my name is Peanut Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
913 I must say. You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.2732 0.04185 183 144 28 11
914 Please tell me you’re allergic to peanuts! 1.2732 0.04256 183 145 26 12
915 Back away, and stop singing that song! 1.2732 0.04039 183 142 32 9
916 I think it’s the circus peanut you’re after. 1.2732 0.03600 194 146 43 5
917 Don’t even think about it. I’m trademarked. 1.2732 0.03682 205 157 40 8
918 Oh nuts! I guess it's time to address the elephant in the room. 1.2732 0.04053 205 163 28 14
919 Remember: 'Dry Roasted' are my safe words. 1.2727 0.04326 187 150 23 14
920 Oh dear…I guess you didn’t forget. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
921 Be careful, I attract mice too. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
922 Halloween costume. Actually, I’m a mouse. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
923 But being intentionally conspicuous is better than being unintentionally inconspicuous. 1.2727 0.04298 176 139 26 11
924 I knew this day would come… I just didn’t know when. Please arrange it so my wife isn’t the one who finds my shell. 1.2727 0.04153 198 158 26 14
925 I’m so sorry, the invitation should have addressed the nut allergy.” 1.2727 0.03903 176 134 36 6
926 Aaack! Uh. I mean good evening, madam! Are you aware that 1 in 5 elephants now has a peanut allergy? Were um, going door to door, you see. You can't be too safe! Anyway, if you'll excuse me.. 1.2727 0.04091 198 157 28 13
927 Um..perhaps a pecan instead? 1.2727 0.04028 198 156 30 12
928 ‘Actually I’m in the legume family.’ 1.2727 0.03903 176 134 36 6
929 We can do this the smooth way or the crunchy way. It's up to you.s 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
930 And so it's come to this. 1.2723 0.03590 213 163 42 8
931 Thank goodness you’re allergic to hats, gloves, canes and shoes. 1.2723 0.03971 202 159 31 12
932 What do you mean “not really a nut”? 1.2723 0.04194 191 152 26 13
933 I'm warning you; you don't want to tangle with Planters legal department! 1.2723 0.04061 191 150 30 11
934 Sooooo, what do you want to talk about? 1.2723 0.03780 191 146 38 7
935 People will probably make terrible captions for this. 1.2723 0.04387 191 155 20 16
936 My therapist assumes it's a classic case of Peanut Envy. 1.2722 0.04340 169 133 26 10
937 Mrs. Peanut is in the other room - she's not as salty.. 1.2718 0.04094 206 165 26 15
938 Hey! Let’s talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2718 0.04094 206 165 26 15
939 I may be nuts but let's discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2718 0.04196 195 156 25 14
940 Well, this was avoidable. 1.2718 0.04002 195 153 31 11
941 I guess we should talk about you now... 1.2717 0.04441 184 149 20 15
942 Bug off! I'm trademarked. 1.2717 0.03942 173 132 35 6
943 The banquet hall is to the righht. TO THE RIGHT. 1.2717 0.03855 173 136 29 8
944 But what if I’m still not quite ready to come out of my shell? 1.2717 0.04424 173 138 23 12
945 Man, it's 2024. You can't do blackface. 1.2714 0.03946 199 156 32 11
946 Just so you know I’m unsalted 1.2714 0.04010 199 157 30 12
947 MISTER Peanut to you. 1.2714 0.03680 199 152 40 7
948 I hear you're tired of working for me 1.2714 0.03881 199 155 34 10
949 I must go; I’m allergic to elephants. 1.2713 0.03961 188 146 33 9
950 You look a lot different than your profile picture. 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
951 My old adversary. So we meet again. 1.2713 0.03889 188 145 35 8
952 So circus said you were irrelevant too? 1.2710 0.03927 214 170 30 14
953 Does anybody in the rooom have a nut allergy? 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
954 Do you have any allergies I need to know about? 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
955 Could I be speaking to you right now if, in fact, I were a real peanut? 1.2707 0.04423 181 146 21 14
956 At least you're still allowed in the room 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
957 I think we’re going to need a bigger EpiPen. 1.2706 0.04236 170 133 28 9
958 "Unfortunately, I feel rotten today. And how are you?" 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
959 You should know I have a scorching case of peanut mold. 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
960 I dressed up, but I’m not going to throw myself at you. 1.2706 0.04068 170 131 32 7
961 I can only hope you are allergic. 1.2705 0.03586 207 158 42 7
962 Nuts, well this is awkward. 1.2705 0.03839 207 162 34 11
963 No, good sir. No. Not a peanut. A hand grenade. 1.2705 0.03778 207 161 36 10
964 This is the last time I'll remind you - you're working for me! 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
965 Tell Skippy I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
966 Stands to reason my worst nightmare would come true NOW... 1.2703 0.03662 222 173 38 11
967 Please, no more I’m already down to one nut 1.2703 0.03878 222 177 30 15
968 I know you’re hungry, but I’m way past my best-by date. 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
969 Yes, Herbert. It's true. I'm not your real father. 1.2700 0.04054 200 159 28 13
970 Honestly, I just play one on t.v. 1.2698 0.03723 189 144 39 6
971 Wait -- am I the only peanut in the room? 1.2698 0.03797 189 145 37 7
972 Let’s just talk for a moment. I’m not ready to come out of my shell. 1.2698 0.04014 189 148 31 10
973 Listen up, everybody! I know no one wants to talk about it, but trust me, now's the time!! 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
974 And so we meet again, Mr. Trump! 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
975 Somehow I knew it would come to this... 1.2696 0.03812 204 159 35 10
976 If I look at you out of my left eye, you look like the grim reaper. Out of my right eye, you're an elephant. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
977 That's quite a confession. So you don't eat peanuts, but you are afraid of mice, correct? 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
978 I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
979 Well, I am The Peanut in the room! 1.2689 0.03832 212 167 33 12
980 I was greatly misled by those blind men about the contents of this room 1.2688 0.03982 186 145 32 9
981 Come back to finish me off, have you? Perhaps I was a fool for thinking you would ever forget… 1.2688 0.04125 186 147 28 11
982 I've dreaded this day... 1.2688 0.03795 186 145 33 8
983 Look, it's not the worst thing that no one ever wants to talk about you. 1.2687 0.03911 201 158 32 11
984 You wouldn't eat a peanut wearing glasses, would you? 1.2685 0.03666 216 168 38 10
985 All right, have it your way - You're the elephant in the room. 1.2684 0.03925 190 148 33 9
986 So much for your peanut allergy. 1.2684 0.04064 190 150 29 11
987 Where is an allergy when you need it? 1.2684 0.04132 190 151 27 12
988 As your psychiatrist, I have to tell you that a big ego is the least of your problems, Mr. Decker. Let's talk about your distorted self-image and how you view others in relation to your own needs and desires. 1.2682 0.04308 179 143 24 12
989 Before you do anything rash, understand I’m just a guy in a peanut suit. 1.2679 0.03621 209 161 40 8
990 It’s MR. PEANUT, to you, big guy 1.2678 0.04169 183 145 27 11
991 So they found a hitman who works for peanuts, after all. 1.2678 0.04379 183 148 21 14
992 Oh, yeah? Well, I’m allergic to elephants. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
993 I feel like there should be an expression for addressing this awkward moment. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
994 So I take it you’re not a female peanut looking for companionship? 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
995 Maybe you would prefer some Cracker Jacks instead? 1.2673 0.03652 217 169 38 10
996 My honey-roasted cousin will be here soon. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
997 I am not the peanut you're looking for 1.2670 0.03497 191 151 32 8
998 Hi, handsome. I'm a complimentary peanut. 1.2670 0.03903 206 163 31 12
999 Donald assesses his fan base 1.2667 0.03967 210 168 28 14
1000 “I think I over did it on the micro dosing.” 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1001 You don't remember me? 1.2667 0.03662 180 136 40 4
1002 Can I offer you some grass? 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
1003 Consider carefully. If you have an undiagnosed peanut allergy and you eat me then it’s lights out for you too. 1.2667 0.04117 195 156 26 13
1004 I'm just their mascot. 1.2667 0.03745 180 137 38 5
1005 So I guess we can address the other "elephant in the room"...why a peanut is wearing a monacle. 1.2667 0.03787 180 140 33 7
1006 The Rorschach test revealed Mr. Peanut's deepest fear 1.2663 0.03732 199 154 37 8
1007 Either you’re an elephant or I am just plain nuts! 1.2663 0.03995 199 158 29 12
1008 So we meet at last, Elephant In the Room… 1.2663 0.03866 199 156 33 10
1009 Remember me? 1.2663 0.04003 184 144 31 9
1010 The pay is peanuts, ‘says the elephant in the room’” 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
1011 well well well...if it isn't the consequences of my actions. 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
1012 Somebody has to be the peanut in the room. 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
1013 Okay, this is the last time I agree to a blind date 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
1014 I've escaped from stickier jams than this! 1.2659 0.04329 173 138 24 11
1015 When I said "you crack me up" I meant it metaphorically. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1016 And you are ? 1.2656 0.03597 192 146 41 5
1017 Am I not supposed to mention the you know what in the room? 1.2655 0.04027 177 138 31 8
1018 As a vegan, I bet you're feeling pretty conflicted right now. 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
1019 When the obituaries included a pistachio in a derby hat and the filbert on crutches, I assumed you were on the loose again. 1.2655 0.04106 177 139 29 9
1020 You see, my grand old friend, even the best of us can’t ignore the elephant in the room any longer. 1.2652 0.04193 181 144 26 11
1021 Mr. Peanut, always the elegant host, suddenly realized his “bring your own snack” invite was a bit too ambiguous. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1022 Ok, it’s a deal. $800 and Mrs. Peanut is a goner. But no one can know I was ever here. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1023 Tell me your'e not in this room. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1024 Can we just agree you are the "elephant in the room" and move on to something else so no one gets hurt? 1.2651 0.03638 215 170 34 11
1025 Circus in town? 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1026 Forget it! At my age, there is only peanut butter inside. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
1027 I promise - it was just a figure of speech. I would never talk about you. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
1028 I'm just not into metaphors. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
1029 Darn right I banged on the ceiling — who the heck wants an elephant for an upstairs neighbor! 1.2649 0.04337 185 150 21 14
1030 What say we work on your fear of mice rather than your good cravings? 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
1031 Have you forgotten your allergy? 1.2646 0.03780 189 146 36 7
1032 I'm an icon. You wouldn't get away with it! 1.2646 0.04136 189 151 26 12
1033 Now, now big fellow, remember how allergy prone you are! 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1034 If that circus train leaves and you're not on it, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
1035 How did you get through the door? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
1036 I never traded ivory...you're confusing me with the Monopoly guy! 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
1037 There's more than one cliche going on here. 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
1038 It's hard to deny the elephant in the room 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1039 I tell you, I'm just a hollow shell of a man! 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1040 I prefer your pink cousin,to be honest. 1.2642 0.04075 193 154 27 12
1041 You realize you don't have to reinforce stereotypes, don't you? 1.2642 0.03543 193 149 38 6
1042 When he saw the other candidates up for the Popular Idiom position, he wondered how he ever thought ‘the Mr Peanut in the room’ would work. 1.2642 0.03871 193 151 33 9
1043 I’ve been avoiding you all night 1.2642 0.03801 193 150 35 8
1044 Is this about my time in the nuthouse? 1.2642 0.04008 193 153 29 11
1045 Let me introduce myself. I’m Mr. Cactus. 1.2642 0.03933 212 170 28 14
1046 Everybody loves a nut, but you’re the elephant in the room. 1.2642 0.04100 212 173 22 17
1047 The power is in mentioning you and watching you disappear”. 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
1048 Oh! I didn't see you standing there. 1.2640 0.04016 197 157 28 12
1049 That's, 'Mister Peanut' to you Pachyderm!" 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
1050 I don't respond to goober my good man. 1.2637 0.04099 182 144 28 10
1051 So you are the famous elephant in the room everyone knows but no one is talking about 1.2635 0.04668 167 137 16 14
1052 If you’re not careful, you could be roasted in November, too. 1.2632 0.03683 228 181 34 13
1053 You do realize that you are only a shadow of your former self. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1054 Am I nuts? Or is there a literal elephant in the room? 1.2632 0.04048 190 151 28 11
1055 I should have known 'a short drive' would end here. 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
1056 Suddenly, Mr. Peanut realized he was in the wrong room. 1.2632 0.04276 171 136 25 10
1057 It has to look like an accident 1.2632 0.04048 190 151 28 11
1058 Wow. This room has huge negative space. 1.2629 0.03853 194 152 33 9
1059 Is no one going to talk about the peanut in the room? 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1060 Funny, I was just talking about you. 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
1061 Just my luck! There's no avoiding the elephant in the room! 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
1062 When they ask, tell them you work for peanuts! 1.2626 0.04124 198 160 24 14
1063 Good work bringing Barnum onto our side, but where do we stand with Bailey? 1.2626 0.04065 179 141 29 9
1064 Alas, my large friend, I’m a monocle above your usual fare. 1.2626 0.03908 179 139 33 7
1065 Oh, shuck me! 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
1066 I believe there is an obvious topic of conversation that we might as well stop trying to avoid. 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
1067 I think it’s time to address the peanut in the room. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
1068 I know you're hungry, but I will never satisfy your needs. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
1069 Ok Let’s Start With The Elephant In The Room 1.2620 0.04089 187 149 27 11
1070 When the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
1071 Oh No, My worst nightmare. Its the elephant in the room ! 1.2618 0.04097 191 153 26 12
1072 I knew one day there would be an elephant in the room. 1.2618 0.04164 191 154 24 13
1073 What do you mean I’m your Moby Dick? 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
1074 My good man, that's MR. Peanut, to you. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
1075 I'm not going to crack. 1.2615 0.03623 195 150 39 6
1076 I was told that you have allergies. 1.2615 0.03904 195 154 31 10
1077 Now I know I'm nuts. 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
1078 I’m in your corner big guy. 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
1079 I'll give you 10 grand now, and another 10 when I see his empty shell. 1.2614 0.04339 176 142 22 12
1080 Can’t we just ignore each other? 1.2613 0.03784 199 156 34 9
1081 Whoops! Wrong room. 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
1082 I don't have time for this. I'm on my way to play Monopoly. 1.2609 0.03621 207 161 38 8
1083 I suppose from your standpoint we need to talk about the peanut in the room 1.2609 0.04410 184 151 18 15
1084 So, Snuffles, we meet again. 1.2606 0.04070 188 150 27 11
1085 And then Mr. Peanut realized the elephant in the room was the actual problem. 1.2606 0.03999 188 149 29 10
1086 Mouse! 1.2606 0.04114 165 129 29 7
1087 Well, hello Donald. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1088 It's a great location but I don't know if we could share one bedroom. 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
1089 I suppose we should talk. 1.2604 0.03728 192 154 28 10
1090 Yes, I do remember the late great Chuckles the Clown. 1.2604 0.03728 192 149 36 7
1091 Can you be certain you don’t have an allergy? 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
1092 Whoa...Let me warn you. I've caused diarrhea, vomiting and palpitations in guys even bigger than you. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1093 I really wish you WEREN’T in the room. 1.2599 0.04008 177 139 30 8
1094 I'm warning you, under this shell, I'm salted. 1.2599 0.03845 177 137 34 6
1095 Don’t even think about it. I have friends at all the best zoos… 1.2599 0.04242 177 142 24 11
1096 You sure? There are a lot of people who can’t tolerate me. 1.2599 0.03927 177 138 32 7
1097 I am not a snack! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1098 You realize, of course, that I'm just a two-dimensional logo. 1.2597 0.03708 181 139 37 5
1099 Now now, don't make any rash decisions that you'll have to remember for the rest of your life. 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
1100 Listen, here me out: a moment on the lips, a lifetime in the hips… 1.2596 0.03915 208 167 28 13
1101 I'll forgo the obvious . . . 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1102 Back off, Bindu. I'm rotten and over 100 years old. 1.2595 0.04182 185 149 24 12
1103 But I should warn you, I was roasted in hydrogenated palm oil. 1.2595 0.04040 185 147 28 10
1104 It’s okay. C’mon in. They asked if I had a pet. They just didn’t ask what kind of a pet. 1.2595 0.04040 185 147 28 10
1105 The name is McConnell--who the hell are you? 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
1106 How moldy is a 104-year-old peanut? You gotta ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, trunk? 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
1107 My safe word is 'banana'. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1108 I ask again, what elephant? 1.2591 0.03712 193 150 36 7
1109 I'd rather not talk about you. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1110 Faced with sure death, Mr Peanut did not crack under pressure 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
1111 Come on ? Are you’re sure you’re not still allergic? 1.2589 0.03663 197 153 37 7
1112 I thought they were joking when they said you work for peanuts. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1113 Back off. I can be brittle. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
1114 Please. No. I have a severe elephant-allergy. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1115 Can't we talk about this? 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1116 If you let me go, I can deliver thousand of my friends. 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
1117 We can discuss you later. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1118 It wasn't enough that they fired me?" 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1119 You're not just eating a peanut, you're disrupting the entire capitalist enterprise. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1120 The invitation said, ‘Welcome to our party for nuts’. 1.2585 0.03701 205 161 35 9
1121 Nuts! I must be in the wrong apartment! 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
1122 No chance of a peanut allergy? 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
1123 ..,and don’t forget, there will be plenty of snacks AFTER the tour. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1124 And that’s when Percy realized why people applied for concealed mouse permits. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1125 Yes, of course we can discuss lowering your monthly rent. 1.2581 0.04020 186 148 28 10
1126 Is there any chance that you have a peanut allergy? 1.2581 0.03797 186 145 34 7
1127 The real elephant in the room is why a talking peanut needs a monocle in the first place. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1128 Surprise, size does matter! 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
1129 But I'm not a peanut; I'm a hand grenade. Govern yourself accordingly! Besides shouldn't you be in Washington impeaching someone, anyone? 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1130 Well, Planters brought me back to life once so… 1.2577 0.03695 194 151 36 7
1131 Please, I have a family. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
1132 Pistachios, really?! 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
1133 Any allergies I should know about? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1134 Tell Trump that President Reagan wants his brand back. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
1135 Would you believe I'm actually a mouse in a peanut costume...? 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
1136 Don’t you think you’ve had enough? 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
1137 deep trunk, i take it? 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
1138 Are we going to address the peanut in the room orrr? 1.2573 0.04416 171 139 20 12
1139 I never thought we’d work together, but I need your help to take down those Reese’s punks. 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
1140 I thought this was the peanut gallery, why is there only one of you? 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
1141 Mrs. Peanut mustn’t know about this. 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
1142 So, am I the only one who senses the elephant in the room? 1.2570 0.03638 179 142 30 7
1143 Do I look worried? 1.2570 0.03968 179 141 30 8
1144 you know, idioms are meant to be metaphorical 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1145 Formal does not mean "all black". 1.2567 0.03928 187 148 30 9
1146 I think you got me here under false pretense Mr. Trump! 1.2565 0.03873 191 151 31 9
1147 It's not my fault you're the mascot for an unpopular brand. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1148 I got a new shipment coming in next week. I just need a little more time.. 1.2564 0.03845 156 119 34 3
1149 FYI, Jumbo, the monocle is a choking hazard. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
1150 Ok, so you're not a zebra ... Or a wolf in sheep's clothing ... Must be one of the other cliches. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
1151 Are you SURE you don't want to try some sunflower seeds instead? 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
1152 I knew I should have worn my MAGA hat.... 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
1153 Don't touch me. I identify as a mouse. 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
1154 Every Peanut's Nightmare! 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1155 Did you really think you could just ignore me? 1.2561 0.04292 164 131 24 9
1156 I always knew jelly was going to set me up like this. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1157 I am a Republican, please don’t eat me. 1.2560 0.04467 168 137 19 12
1158 If you don't eat me I can introduce you to some tastier friends 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
1159 I’m hoping you’re the proverbial one, not one with an actual appetite. 1.2558 0.03987 172 135 30 7
1160 And here I thought you were pink. 1.2557 0.03758 176 136 35 5
1161 Steady on there, I'm well passed my sell-by date. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
1162 Suddenly the details no longer mattered. They were finally alone. Together. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
1163 Before you make another move, let me tell you something that might give you pause: I love you. I’ve always loved you. I’ve been too afraid to tell you this because of what the world might think. But the heck with everyone else! You are all I want. 1.2554 0.04114 184 148 25 11
1164 Are you sure you don't have an allergy? 1.2554 0.04041 184 147 27 10
1165 OMG! You’re just a shadow of your former self now! 1.2554 0.03967 184 146 29 9
1166 When your profile said 'tall, dark and handsome' I let myself believe that you might turn out to be the Brazil Nut of my dreams. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
1167 No. No. I’m Mr. Penis! 1.2552 0.04062 192 155 25 12
1168 If I'd known they were being literal when they told me to address the elephant in the room I wouldn't have come 1.2552 0.03783 192 151 33 8
1169 It's time for us to address the peanut in the room. 1.2551 0.03937 196 157 28 11
1170 You know, it is difficult not to notice you. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
1171 If it’s not the elephant in the room! 1.2549 0.04593 153 124 19 10
1172 This is just another cliche about the peanut in the room 1.2549 0.03702 204 161 34 9
1173 I was supposed to be the elephant in the room. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
1174 Oy, I knew I would've fit in better at the Democratic National Convention. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
1175 Oh, so we are going to address the elephant in the room. 1.2545 0.03907 165 128 32 5
1176 This is a costume.... I am NOT a real peanut! 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
1177 That’s Mr. Mr Peanut to you. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1178 You work for me, not the other way around. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
1179 I can’t ignore you in this room… 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
1180 Can we just talk this out like normal cartoon characters? 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
1181 forget you saw me here and i can show you where there are thousands of us 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
1182 Don’t be jealous that I bought this place for peanuts. 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
1183 The one thing Mr. Peanut feared the most--the elephant in the room. 1.2541 0.04231 181 147 22 12
1184 You used to be pink. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
1185 My name is Inigo Montoya… 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1186 Yes, they were my friends. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1187 I called 911 and the mice are on their way! 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1188 For me, 'the elephant in the room' is kind of existential. 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
1189 I’m sure you remember that peanut allergies can be fatal. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1190 You need to understand that The Elephant in the Room is just a figure of speech. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1191 Wait! I swear I'm the guy from Monopoly—top hat, cane, monocle. Would I lie to you? 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
1192 Drat, I keep walking into metaphors 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1193 Sir, I just work here. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1194 You got the wrong guy. I'm Mr. Legume. 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
1195 So what brings you here? 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
1196 Would it matter if I said I was a Trump supporter? 1.2529 0.04340 170 138 21 11
1197 You wanna piece of me? 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
1198 I can certainly see the big issue here is that I need to come out of my shell. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1199 Your profile picture looked different 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
1200 And so we meet again! 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
1201 I’m an anthropomorphic peanut advertisement . So spare me your hostilities . I have troubles of my own . 1.2529 0.03774 174 135 34 5
1202 Et tu, Pachyderm? 1.2529 0.03774 174 135 34 5
1203 No, I'm not ignoring you. 1.2528 0.03969 178 141 29 8
1204 Wait, so now I’m the elephant in the room? 1.2528 0.04350 178 146 19 13
1205 A top hat and cane would go a long way toward getting you acknowledged. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
1206 So, you’re not just a metaphor? 1.2527 0.03752 182 142 34 6
1207 I swear - I'm just a guy in a peanut suit. 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
1208 I totally disagree with that notion.I have reached "icon" status while you are only a shadow of your former self. 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1209 From now on they will have to deal with the Peanut in the room. 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1210 Can we address the elephant in the room? You have a nut allergy. 1.2525 0.04031 198 161 24 13
1211 Who said vaudeville's dead? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1212 You are a nightmare, right? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1213 Please don't hurt me, there's a Mrs. Peanut. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
1214 Awwww nuts! 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
1215 At least you're a democrat, right 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1216 I should probably address you, huh? 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1217 Bet you thought I forgot… 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
1218 Actually, I think the bigger issue is the talking peanut with a monocle and top hat in the room. 1.2516 0.04458 159 129 20 10
1219 I remember you,too! 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
1220 Horrible stomach pain? Probably a toss-up between my top hat and walking stick. Unless my monocle breaks into jagged shards. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1221 So, you're finally in the room. 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
1222 Elitist?! Is it the monocle? 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1223 I'm definitely feeling a hostile environment. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
1224 Thank you for making me see that beneath it all I am still a nutritious and tasty snack. 1.2515 0.03525 167 134 27 6
1225 Behind you! A tiny mouse! 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
1226 I guess it was inevitable after New Hampshire. 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
1227 Eat me if you wish, Carl. But you should know... I'm your father. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
1228 Is that a trunk or are you just happy to see me? 1.2514 0.04170 175 141 24 10
1229 You won't be satisfied with me; I am but a shell of my former self. 1.2514 0.03926 175 138 30 7
1230 You don't look at all like your profile picture! 1.2514 0.04090 175 140 26 9
1231 No on else sees the elephant in the room? 1.2514 0.04009 175 139 28 8
1232 I suppose it’s time for me to address the elephant in the room . . . 1.2514 0.04009 175 139 28 8
1233 Mr. Peanut suddenly realized….he picked the wrong door 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
1234 Don't look at me that way. You may be the elephant in the room, but I'm a nut above, Buster. 1.2514 0.03787 179 140 33 6
1235 " Guess we're not at the circus anymore." 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
1236 You scared of me big boy? 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
1237 Well, I suppose one of us has to say it. I'm the only peanut in the room. 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
1238 Nope. I am not Mr. Peanut, just a look alike 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
1239 You heard me. From now on, everyone says ‘The peanut in the room.’ 1.2513 0.04125 187 152 23 12
1240 Look, I've got a fresh-roasted bag of macadamia nuts out in the car. 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
1241 All right, let's address the... you in the room. 1.2513 0.04327 191 159 16 16
1242 I'm not a shell corp, Mr. GOP. 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
1243 I'm 108 years old and all dried out. You'd choke on me. 1.2513 0.03751 199 158 32 9
1244 How did you get past security!? 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1245 It's just a Halloween costume. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
1246 My agent asked that I answer the call for a gimpy, bald, mono-spectacled nutty actor with spaghetti like arms and legs. Are you directing or just hungry? 1.2500 0.04378 180 149 17 14
1247 Did Cracker Jack send you? 1.2500 0.04769 140 114 17 9
1248 I’m telling you Jumbo, corporate greed has ruined me, I’m just the shell of the flavor you seek 1.2500 0.03908 192 154 28 10
1249 We both knew this day would come. 1.2500 0.03425 188 144 41 3
1250 Perhaps this time we should avoid the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.03752 168 130 34 4
1251 I've got contacts in the business- how would you like to be the next Dumbo? 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1252 I think I'm about to have a bad day. 1.2500 0.03649 176 136 36 4
1253 Before this goes any further, be aware that peanut allergies are on the rise, even among pachyderms. 1.2500 0.04091 164 130 27 7
1254 I was hoping you might be anaphylactic. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1255 We're both logos, but I'm apolitical. 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
1256 I'll bet you think I'm a peanut. 1.2500 0.04105 188 153 23 12
1257 You do know that eating peanuts caused mastadons to become extinct. 1.2500 0.03818 188 149 31 8
1258 Good afternoon, I’m mister Pea…rson 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
1259 I have COVID 1.2500 0.04373 172 141 19 12
1260 May I interest you in an Impossible Peanut? 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1261 You might be bigger than me but I'm an allergen. 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
1262 We were just not talking about you. 1.2500 0.04215 172 139 23 10
1263 Is this my biggest nightmare or your pleasant dream? 1.2500 0.03822 176 138 32 6
1264 I understand you have a peanut allergy. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
1265 Have you been tested for peanut allergies? 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
1266 May I remind you of your severe nut allergy? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1267 Whatever Chester Cheetah is paying you, I'll double it 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
1268 Get in the trunk. 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1269 The grim reaper meets Mr. Peanut, 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1270 Dammn, I had just out run the squirrels too! 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1271 Mr. Peanut? Don't know him. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
1272 I know “Sometimes you feel like a nut” but “Sometimes you don’t” , too, right?!? 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1273 Wait! You'll need me! I'm a registered Republican! 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1274 We have to talk about the other "elephant in the room." I know you're attracted to me, but your mother was deathly allergic to legumes. I'm a legume, not a nut. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1275 Oh!!!!!!! So this is the Elephant in the room I keep hearing about!!! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
1276 When they say 'Eat The Rich,' they don't mean it literally! 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1277 You found me. Well done, I suppose. And now, 20 years in Argentina gone by and it’s finally time to pay the piper. I won’t apologize for what I did. It was war. In truth, I enjoyed it. I was good at it. I was a patriot. And you would call me “nuts.” 1.2488 0.03809 209 169 28 12
1278 Do I have to worry about this elephant in the room? 1.2487 0.04033 197 161 23 13
1279 I'm here to inform you that you have a nut allergy! 1.2487 0.04016 189 153 25 11
1280 Funny,no one's talking about you. 1.2487 0.04016 189 153 25 11
1281 Yeah - well you sold out to the Republican Party. 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
1282 Now, don’t forget what the doctor said about your allergy. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1283 You must be the must be the elephant in the room...welcome to the peanut gallery. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1284 Wait! I may be your worst allergy. Try Mr. Pecan. 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
1285 The fact that you are ACTUALLY in the room does give me pause. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1286 You don't like honey roasted, do you? 1.2486 0.03631 177 137 36 4
1287 Now wait a minute, you should know I am not salted. 1.2486 0.03803 177 139 32 6
1288 Always the last ones at the party. 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
1289 You were sent by Reese's to turn me into pieces? 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
1290 Uh-oh. I may be legally blind, but I know what this is. 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
1291 I don't wanna talk about it if you don't wanna talk about it. 1.2485 0.04247 165 133 23 9
1292 I'm just a logo, not very tasty. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1293 I'm...I'm...I'm not that kind of peanut! 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1294 You didn’t think I’d forget, did you? 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1295 Back away before I release the mice in my pockets. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1296 No, I don't have an EpiPen. I have no pockets! 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1297 Hey, Dumbo, why work for peanuts when you can work for Mr. Peanut? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1298 My surname is Peanut, but my mother was a Phylactic—Anna Phylactic. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1299 I understand you work for peanuts like I do. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1300 Could I offer you pretzels or perhaps some Biscoff cookies? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1301 I assure you ‘Eat the rich’ is a figure of speech 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1302 Just a bag of snacks? You ate my entire family, you animal! 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1303 Um, what if I told you that I have access to a trunkful of peanuts? 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
1304 It may interest you to know that I'm old and bitter. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1305 Or I might be a hand grenade disguised as a peanut. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1306 Hello, my name is Babar. You killed my mother. Prepare to die. 1.2474 0.03927 190 153 27 10
1307 Yes, I can see you. It’s the monocle. 1.2473 0.03984 186 150 26 10
1308 Save the shell for my family. 1.2473 0.03649 182 142 35 5
1309 I knew you wouldn't forget. 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
1310 Horton, I presume. 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
1311 I am mentioning the elephant in the room: I am no longer edible! 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
1312 You probably don’t remember me. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
1313 Please tell me you just want a selfie. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
1314 Consider this. I can easily slip out through this adjacent door whereas you will remain stuck in this room. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
1315 Sometimes I feel like a nut 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1316 There’s no elephant in the room, there’s no elephant in the room! 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
1317 How many times must I tell you? I dressed like this long before that Monopoly guy did! 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
1318 What do you mean " let's talk about the peanut in the room?" 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1319 Where’s Cracker Jack when you need him? 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1320 Wait till Jimmy Carter hears about this, you'll be sorry. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1321 I heard that you guys don't really eat peanuts in the wild? But then again, we're not in the wild, are we 1.2468 0.04551 158 130 17 11
1322 You do know, I never forget 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
1323 You know, pistachios are the chic new nuts in town ... 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1324 Resist the stereotype or lose your job as a metaphor. Your call. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1325 Well, you COULD eat me, but I’m the only thing protecting you from Trump. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1326 What the hell... Is that an elephant? Am I going nuts? 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
1327 We meet again, Babar. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1328 I am not a nut! I'm a legume. 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
1329 Well, if peanuts give you gas, I guess we won't have an issue then, will we? 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
1330 But I am addressing the elephant in the room. 1.2458 0.03929 179 143 28 8
1331 Look, big guy, I'm just one peanut, and that's not going to fill you up. But I've got connections and can keep you in peanuts for a long time to come. 1.2458 0.03929 179 143 28 8
1332 Easy now. Don't forget about your peanut allergy. 1.2458 0.03682 179 140 34 5
1333 Where’s Mrs. Peanut? 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
1334 Clearly,I am in the wrong apartment. 1.2457 0.04150 175 142 23 10
1335 I'm not what they meant when they said working for peanuts. 1.2457 0.03459 175 134 39 2
1336 I'm stale. 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
1337 Hello, Mr. Peanut...let's have a talk about the elephant in the room... 1.2457 0.04228 175 143 21 11
1338 So, about that elephant in the room... 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
1339 I want to address the Elephant in the room... 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
1340 That's a myth, my friend. You eat plants, not Planters. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
1341 Well, Sir, how would you like to be addressed? 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
1342 This is my last circus. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
1343 The last time we met it didn’t go well for you, Mr. Elephant. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
1344 Ever think about working for peanuts? 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
1345 Don't even think about it, Babar! 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
1346 Im not that kind of peanut, back off… 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1347 The Co-op Board has our application, but I suspect the interview may be a problem. 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
1348 Whatever you're thinking, you can forget about it. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1349 Just wear the costume, easy money you say… you left out the elephant in the room. 1.2453 0.03911 159 127 26 6
1350 This can go two ways... 1.2452 0.04516 155 127 18 10
1351 This is so kafkaesque 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
1352 What do you take me for A Nut”?? n 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
1353 Am I about to be a salted? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1354 Wait! Remember? You have a food allergy! 1.2446 0.04004 184 149 25 10
1355 Go ahead. I guess your a fan of anaphylactic shock. 1.2446 0.04078 184 150 23 11
1356 Let's be reasonable! You shouldn't be working for peanuts! 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
1357 ‘yikes!’ 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1358 I never realized that metaphors could be so literal. 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1359 An epi-pen? No…don’t think I have one. Why do you ask? 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
1360 As a doctor,I think you need to cut down on your salt. 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
1361 Warning. I'm the original allergenic peanut. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
1362 And I'm the Peanut in the Room! 1.2440 0.04507 168 140 15 13
1363 I guess I always knew this disguise wouldn’t work forever. 1.2439 0.04159 164 132 24 8
1364 How'd you get in here? I thought we had a deal. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
1365 Today, you’ll be shadowing me. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
1366 The Grim Reaper of Legumes 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
1367 Now do you understand why I’m afraid of my own shadow? 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1368 I'm here to help you forget. 1.2437 0.03681 197 157 32 8
1369 The circus really ruined both of ours brands. 1.2437 0.03609 197 156 34 7
1370 Cashews, young man, cashews. That’s the future! 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
1371 Just forget you ever saw me... Please? 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
1372 I guess I’m not getting the large bedroom? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1373 This whole “elephants-love-to-eat-peanuts thing” is just myth. Hope you know that. Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1374 Peanut? No, I represent the Top Hats. I can see why you'd be confused, we all look like someone else. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1375 So…out of pure benevolence you’ll help bring me out of my shell. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1376 The name is MR. Peanut, Dumbo! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
1377 No one must know. 1.2432 0.03909 148 115 30 3
1378 I knew your father. Babar was a good man. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
1379 Honey, I'm home. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
1380 The first day of exposure therapy is always the hardest. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
1381 I am not happy to be the peanut in the room. 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
1382 They assured me this was a safe space 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
1383 I'm sorry but your contract says clearly that you've agreed to work for peanuts. 1.2429 0.03948 177 142 27 8
1384 You can't crack me. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1385 You don't scare me. I can walk out of this room and you won't fit through the door. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1386 Shall we agree neither of us is in the room? 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1387 I’m a walking talking peanut but YOU’RE the one people are talking about? 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1388 Don’t waste your time - I’m empty inside. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
1389 Ok you’ve got one hour, no kinky stuff 1.2426 0.03613 169 131 35 3
1390 The real elephant in the room is that I’m more than just a tasty snack. 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
1391 How about some stock options? Would that change your mind? 1.2424 0.03664 198 158 32 8
1392 I googled it. I am not your snack. 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
1393 I make bad choices in pets. 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
1394 You should know that I’m nuts and I can dance. 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
1395 Hey man, can I interest you in a BEYOND PEANUT snack? 1.2422 0.04386 161 132 19 10
1396 Look, we're both just metaphors. 1.2421 0.03909 190 154 26 10
1397 You do understand that I am just a corporate logo, right? 1.2421 0.03689 190 151 32 7
1398 So it's come to this. . . the elephant in the room and it's curtains for the peanut! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1399 You're a circus icon, I'm half nuts. 1.2420 0.03980 157 124 28 5
1400 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1401 They said this was the Democrats meeting hall… 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
1402 I guess ‘Do Not Pass Go’ means nothing to you. 1.2420 0.03876 157 123 30 4
1403 Have you had lunch? 1.2419 0.03580 186 146 35 5
1404 No one told me there’d be an elephant in the room. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1405 I have money. We can go to the vending machines. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1406 But you DO work for me! 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1407 REPUBLICAN!!! 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1408 I was really hoping you’d forget I was here. 1.2417 0.03700 211 171 29 11
1409 I swear I'm a Republican. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1410 I can still see you. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1411 It was the first and last time he saw the elephant in the room. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1412 Back off! I've already been a-salted! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1413 You’d love my dry roasted brother! 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
1414 I’ll be gone in a JIFfy, and you’ll try to forget this ever happened. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
1415 Of course I’m voting for Trump! Do I look like a nut to you? 1.2412 0.04135 170 138 23 9
1416 Somehow, I knew it would end like this. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
1417 I'm unsalted, just so you know. 1.2412 0.03594 170 132 35 3
1418 Oops! Wrong floor! 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1419 Dumbo, I presume? 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1420 But, there’s no way I’ll fit in your trunk. 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
1421 Never have I felt like such a peanut! 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
1422 Did anyone see you come up here? 1.2408 0.03596 191 151 34 6
1423 This relationship is going to kill one of us. 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1424 How about we talk about the peanut in the room instead? 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
1425 And now, I face the final curtain... 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
1426 What elephant in the room? 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
1427 Let's be honest with one another. You are just a shadow of your self, and I'm an old nut. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
1428 You are overstating the obvious 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
1429 What peanut? 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
1430 As the only elephant in the room are you sure you want to be the one that ate the last peanut! 1.2404 0.04079 183 150 22 11
1431 Damn! Forgot my taser. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1432 Sorry, Simba. I am NOT a shelf-stable meal. 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
1433 Of course I will. Do I look like a Democrat? 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1434 Their eyes met. Somewhere in the distance, a dog was barking. 1.2398 0.04356 171 142 17 12
1435 So this is what they mean by "foreshadowing". 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1436 Uh-Oh. I thought you forgot. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1437 Okay, I see your shadow. Does that mean 6 more weeks of peanut allergies? 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1438 Stop looking at me that way. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1439 Sorry bud, no circus for you. You're just a shadow of your former self. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1440 Before we begin, how would you like to be addressed? 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1441 He wants to talk about the peanut in the room? 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
1442 Nobody told me you would be in the room 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
1443 Really, I may be too sophisticated for your palate... 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1444 Um, I think you should know I left a note for Mr. Planter telling him where I am. 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
1445 I was nuts to think you’d forget about me. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1446 The last time we saw Mr Peanut was when he confronted the elephant in room 1.2394 0.04572 142 116 18 8
1447 You may have defeated me today! But there are millions of more nuts who will take my place! 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
1448 The donkey told me you have a severe peanut allergy. 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
1449 I'm sorry, but this is just a shell corporation. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
1450 No, you got it wrong, it’s “Sometimes you feel like a DOnut…” 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1451 I didn’t know what working for peanuts meant to you. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1452 I’m old and stale now. 1.2390 0.03570 205 164 33 8
1453 Say my name. 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
1454 We never forget, Mr. Planters. And we never forgive 1.2390 0.04413 159 131 18 10
1455 I’d prefer to be smooth, not chunky. 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
1456 My father was a circus peanut when your father was with Ringling Bros. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1457 Good news. I’ve bought a farm. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
1458 I'm known as the peanut in the room. 1.2387 0.04492 155 128 17 10
1459 He gasped, you look nothing like your profile picture! 1.2387 0.04584 155 129 15 11
1460 I find you hard to ignore. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1461 Why is nothing ever obvious to you? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1462 Of all the condos in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine" 1.2384 0.04173 172 141 21 10
1463 EXCUSE ME, WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MRS. PEANUT?! 1.2384 0.04173 172 141 21 10
1464 As fellow Republicans I am sure we can come to a mutually profitable relationship! 1.2383 0.03854 193 157 26 10
1465 I was called down here to address you directly, but couldn’t this be an email? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1466 You wouldn’t eat a man with glasses, would you? 1.2381 0.03703 168 132 32 4
1467 I’ve been in the pantry for two years, my friend. Eat at your own peril. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1468 You're the one who ran away and joined the circus! 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1469 But...I'm of the noble legume family, old chap! Might I suggest a circus peanut? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1470 Sometimes you think you’d like a nut, uh, sometimes you don’t? 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1471 I knew I should have tipped the porter when I asked for my trunk 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1472 I always knew it’d end like this 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1473 You know, Bob from the shelled and salted can will be here any minute. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
1474 My what big tusks you have 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
1475 Don't tusk the husk 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1476 Believe me, afterwards they will say you were in the room. 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
1477 Confront the elephant in the room. Yup, that’s what my therapist, Dr. Peanut, would say. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
1478 My meds definitely need adjusting" 1.2375 0.03600 160 124 34 2
1479 Let me start by acknowledging the elephant in the room. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
1480 You were a peanut on the dating app. 1.2374 0.04852 139 116 13 10
1481 The Republicans are meeting downstairs. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
1482 Please don't look at me that way 1.2373 0.03494 177 138 36 3
1483 Excuse me, you have the wrong room. This one is for "there's a nut in the room. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
1484 Now hold on! If I admit your existence in this room, I'm sure we can agree on a reasonable compromise. 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
1485 Not the nostril! Anything, but not the nostril! 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
1486 I see you look nothing like your profile pic 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1487 My, my, my, how the turns have tabled 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1488 Oh no, it's a cartoonist's worst nightmare. A huge ink spill. 1.2370 0.04388 173 145 15 13
1489 My best friend is a mouse! 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1490 Will you stop at nothing just to be talked about? 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
1491 Good, because I just happen to be allergic to elephants. 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1492 You said that you'd never forget me. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1493 Who me? No, I'm stale. You want someone else. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1494 Funny.. no one mentioned you were here. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1495 Allergies? What Allergies? 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1496 So Chuckles the Clown wasn’t an accident after all, was it? 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1497 ‘They said you’d be white.’ 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1498 You're just a metaphor!! You're just a metaphor!! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1499 I know I promised you a truckload but we're having supply chain issues 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1500 You know, there was a time when I was the elephant in the room! 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1501 Sir, you have me mistaken for a circus peanut. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1502 I’m tougher than I look. 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
1503 The circumstances of my disappearance must not arouse suspicion, you see.” 1.2364 0.03737 165 130 31 4
1504 So… no chance you’re allergic, right? 1.2363 0.03689 182 145 31 6
1505 The doctor said you should watch your salt intake. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1506 Am I nuts,or is there an elephant in the room? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1507 Help ! 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
1508 Damn! A salted again. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
1509 Gradually the elephant became aware of the peanut in the room! 1.2360 0.04273 161 132 20 9
1510 No! Really! I'm not all I'm cracked up to be! 1.2360 0.03611 178 143 29 6
1511 This isn't a job interview is it? 1.2360 0.03611 178 143 29 6
1512 We have to stop meeting like this, Mrs. Peanut is on to us! 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
1513 Don't forget, the safe word is "Dry Roasted." 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
1514 We should talk about the elephant in the room 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
1515 I thought you were a myth. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
1516 Trust me, you are allergic. 1.2356 0.03706 174 138 31 5
1517 The others may be ignoring you, but trust me - I know exactly where you are. 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
1518 It was at that point, Mr. Peanut realized, he could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1519 I promise you, I am not a REAL peanut 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1520 Have you been tested for peanut allergies? They can be deadly. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1521 NO. You tell that cricket I'm keeping the hat 1.2353 0.04521 153 127 16 10
1522 It's MISTER Peanut to you! 1.2350 0.03752 183 147 29 7
1523 Did you see the AI article on Peanut Allergies? 1.2350 0.03671 183 146 31 6
1524 So for this Rorschach test, I see a peanut shaped man in a top hat, holding a cane, standing in a condo. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1525 In a nutshell… I’m afraid I must address the elephant in the room 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
1526 Come in quietly when I tip my hat, got it? 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1527 The cane. The monocle. Have you no mercy?? 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
1528 Don’t look now, but there are mice scurrying around your back feet. 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1529 Et tu,Dumbo? 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1530 Have you been tested for allergies?? 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
1531 How the heck did you get up here? 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1532 So you’re the Republican in the room. 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1533 Despite Jeffrey’s costuming efforts, it was clear he was a nut… 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1534 So, you were in the room the whole time. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
1535 I don't want to talk about it 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
1536 They told me I was nuts to come here. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1537 As a celebrity, I refuse to debate politics. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
1538 It's Superbowl commercial time again already? 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
1539 I see maintenance didn’t shut down the freight elevator… 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
1540 You've finally found me. Its been years but, I should have known you wouldnt forget 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1541 What’s wrong with putting on the Ritz? 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1542 Forget what the can says. I’m a legume and that doesn’t mean lunch in Italian. 1.2340 0.03648 141 111 28 2
1543 I will not take off my top hat and stay awhile! 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
1544 Well, I guess it’s time we address you. 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
1545 No, you may not shuck me. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
1546 You’re only a shadow of what is not in the room 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
1547 Oh thank goodness, I thought you were a Republican. 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
1548 Have you had allergy testing? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1549 You know, you should go easy on the fat and salt. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
1550 I'm not real! I'm not real! Actor! I'm just an actor! 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
1551 Are you aware of anaphylactic shock? 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
1552 I don't believe you're really in the room. 1.2333 0.04101 180 149 20 11
1553 Ah, shucks. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1554 I know what you did to Chuckles and the cops are on their way 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1555 We’ve been meaning to talk about you. 1.2331 0.04314 163 135 18 10
1556 Quite right, old chap: sometimes you feel like a nut. I was just rather hoping this was one of those times you don’t. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1557 Talking about the elephant in the room is never easy 1.2331 0.03543 163 127 34 2
1558 Lucky for me I know you have a peanut allergy... 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1559 At this point, any argument on my part is irrelephant. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1560 I hear your people traditionally work for my people. 1.2330 0.03925 176 143 25 8
1561 Is that your trunk, or are you happy to see me? 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1562 Only one of us is leaving this room...alive. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1563 I don’t know what you’ve heard, but I quit dealing peanuts a long time ago… 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
1564 Look, I don’t care if Trump is threatening me with a smear campaign, I’m endorsing Biden and that’s that. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1565 Don't use that salty language with me... 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
1566 You deliver the tax cuts, and I’ll see you get more peanuts than you ever dreamed of. 1.2327 0.04297 159 131 19 9
1567 Babe, the label was calling ME chunky. 1.2327 0.04297 159 131 19 9
1568 What the shell?! 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
1569 Mr. Peanut? Oh no, that’s my father. My name’s Bartholomew. 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1570 are YOU talkin' to ME? because...I'm the only one here! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1571 Peanuts! We just sell peanuts! We have no position on your legal troubles. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1572 ``No, I'll take the Murphy bed.'' 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1573 You'll be sorry; the monocle will give you indigestion! 1.2323 0.03754 155 122 30 3
1574 Yeah, well I remember you too. 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
1575 Fearing the worst, the peanut butter was scared out of Mr Peanut. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1576 I might look like a peanut but I'm actually a butternut squash. Oh, you like those too? 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1577 I said,when you address me,you address me as Mister Peanut." 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1578 I know who you are, and I will ignore you as usual. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1579 This is the last time I go on a blind date. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1580 I need your help in getting me out of my shell. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
1581 It's not my time! My Planters copywrite hasn't expired. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
1582 The real elephant in the room is capitalism. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1583 In spite of all my wealth and fame, this end was inevitable 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
1584 I knew this day would come. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1585 Before you come any closer I suggest you Google 'peanuts, elephants, myth.' 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1586 Why am I here? I’m looking for decent job that pays peanuts 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1587 Easy, now. You work for me, remember? 1.2317 0.04112 164 134 22 8
1588 So this is how Mr. Death appears to Mr. Peanut. 1.2317 0.04290 164 136 18 10
1589 Mr. Peanut I presume? 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1590 Trust me, staging my death like this is just a marketing ploy. 1.2316 0.03986 177 145 23 9
1591 Stop salivating, you're an idiom. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1592 I'm actually a legume 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1593 "Don't look at me that way. Do you know who I am? 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1594 Uh oh - the proverbial elephant in the room! 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1595 Well, at least its not a pink one! 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
1596 Thank God we're in a political cartoon. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
1597 Yes, being called a peanut is belittling – but no one even mentions you 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
1598 Don't think that I haven't noticed you in the room, Mr Horton 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
1599 We both know that it’s a myth that Elephants love to eat Peanuts. Would you like to be my roommate and show the world that we can co-exist in peace?! 1.2312 0.04072 186 155 19 12
1600 Uh, oh. The elephant’s in the room. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1601 I’m feeling an urgent existential need to address the elephant in this room 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
1602 Let's talk about the elephant in the room: it's malignant 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
1603 Why does it always have to be about you? 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1604 I'm going to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
1605 Awww! My nemesis, we meet again! Remember me?.. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1606 I don’t taste as scrumptious as I look. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1607 If you point me to where the gallery is, I won't mention it. 1.2308 0.03937 169 137 25 7
1608 I'm not wearing this outfit to work, AND I'm reporting you to HR. 1.2308 0.03498 182 154 18 10
1609 Speaking as a peanut, I feel compelled to mention the elephant in the room. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1610 We’re not talking about the elephant in the room. Now scoot! 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
1611 Hello,figment. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1612 I know it’s difficult for you, but maybe you could forget I was here. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
1613 Wipe that smile off your face 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
1614 That's it! I'll never trust again in tinder pics. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1615 And so, Mr. Hyde, we meet again. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1616 Uh-oh, its the elephant in the room 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1617 May I suggest that we order in? 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1618 I heard you had a peanut allergy? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1619 I look better than I taste. 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
1620 How about this? I’ll be your running mate now and you can eat me later? 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
1621 I see my predatory pachyderm nemesis is here to assault his salted friend. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
1622 Call me nuts, but I think you could win as a dark elephant candidate. 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
1623 It’s me, Mr. Peanut. How could you have forgotten who I am? 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1624 I think my monocle might be broken. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1625 I may look like a nut but I’m just a legume. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1626 It's just that I was expecting a thick snake from your profile pic. 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
1627 So, I’m not a nut, after all! 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
1628 Seriously, you don't remember me? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1629 That's Mister to you. 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1630 You don’t look anything like your Tinder profile pictures! 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1631 I know I’m just nuts, but clearly one of us is in the wrong room! 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
1632 I've been around since 1916, so, uh, you get the idea. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
1633 Hey, don’t look at me like that! According to Google, I am not on your diet! 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
1634 Look, I know one's bigger than the other. I don't want to talk about it right now. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
1635 Sigh, you again, we all know how late you work 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
1636 It’s not personal, Mr. P. It’s strictly circus business. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
1637 Let’s reach an amenable solution. You don’t eat me & I will forget you even tried! 1.2292 0.03716 144 115 26 3
1638 Dr. Jung, are you still on the line? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1639 You wouldn’t eat a nut with a monocle on, would you? 1.2289 0.04328 166 139 16 11
1640 Fine! So now you want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
1641 No. You really don’t look like your profile picture. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1642 Hope you are just a shadow 1.2288 0.03651 153 120 31 2
1643 It’s a pretty safe neighborhood, I’ve only been a-salted three times this week. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
1644 You wouldn’t eat a guy wearing a monocle, would you? Plus, I’m covered in Planter’s warts. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1645 Babar, it's about time you started respecting expiration dates. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1646 They said no. They did not believe us as crime fighters, nor an homage to Laurel and Hardy. So Marvel is our only hope. 1.2286 0.04683 140 117 14 9
1647 Just because we didn't talk about you doesn't mean you don't scare us. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1648 I thought you were just a figure of speech! My therapist is so fired. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1649 We can stop using ‘sausage’ as a euphemism. I know how the peanut butter gets made. 1.2286 0.03703 140 109 30 1
1650 Before you get any closer, I may contain peanuts! 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
1651 This could result in a painful case of Planter’s fasciitis… 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1652 OK, OK, you win. I've never heard the expression, "the peanut in the room." 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1653 Can we address the peanut in the room? 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1654 I tell ya I’m rotten, rotten to the core! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1655 You should know I have a mouse under my hat. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
1656 Can we talk about it? 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
1657 A Peanut for your Thoughts 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
1658 Sorry, pal. They’ve phased out all the animal acts in the circus; you’ll have to work for somebody else now. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
1659 This is not "The Room." "The Room" is next door. 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
1660 No more rhyming now, I mean it. 1.2281 0.03425 171 139 27 5
1661 Fancy meeting you at the allergist's office. 1.2280 0.03522 193 155 32 6
1662 I may be a blind peanut, but I know that there is an elephant in the room. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1663 Just because I have to wear this damned monocle doesn’t mean I don’t know there’s an elephant in the room. 1.2278 0.03852 158 129 23 6
1664 I suppose it was inevitable you’d work your way up the chain. Yes, it was me who made the elephant proof packaging and I don’t regret it one bit. Do what you will pachyderm. Mr. Peanut is not afraid. 1.2278 0.03765 180 146 27 7
1665 But your ad said you're a 'spicy, young female legume' looking for a 'generous, salty older gentleman.' 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
1666 This is nuts! We're talking about my attire when you're the elephant in the room? 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1667 Just keep that trunk out of my pants, you pervert! 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
1668 Are you sure you're allergic to peanuts? 1.2276 0.04564 145 121 15 9
1669 Finding out your nightmare is your reality 1.2276 0.03494 145 112 33 0
1670 Listen, Sport, I'm more worried about you than I am Copyright infringement. 1.2276 0.03758 145 114 29 2
1671 Don’t make me take these gloves off. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
1672 How did I get mixed up in this? 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
1673 I must warn you, I’m hyperallergenic. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
1674 You are way too smart to work for peanuts. 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
1675 Could I interest you in a jelly sandwich? 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
1676 And so we meet again Babar. 1.2273 0.03985 176 145 22 9
1677 The one you really want is Mr. Almond. He’s loaded, . . . with nutrients as well as money. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1678 Come one step closer Dumbo, and I'll pull out my pet mouse. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1679 Watch out! There is a peanut in the room! 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1680 I’m not sure if this matters, but I’m actually a legume. 1.2273 0.03661 132 102 30 0
1681 You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Ignore the peanut in the corner. That is a mouse. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1682 My operation needs some muscle. Of course, you'll be working for peanuts. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1683 We've got to talk about how elephants really don't eat peanuts. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1684 I guess there is no sense trying to convince you that you don’t remember your peanut allergy? 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
1685 You know I’m not just a piece of meat! 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
1686 Don't turn around, but that mouse is staring right at you. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1687 Well, you are an elephant, and this is a room. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1688 When I told you to ‘eat me,’ I was speaking metaphorically! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1689 Babar! I thought you were in Africa. 1.2267 0.03875 172 140 25 7
1690 Shall we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.04211 172 144 17 11
1691 Don't believe Barnum's lies, I'm not apart of your diet 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1692 I know you can't forget, I'm asking you to forgive. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
1693 Ah! We meet again, old friend. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1694 You can stop looking down your nose at me, Dumbo. Yes, I'm only a brand and you're a metaphor, but you're still no Mickey Mouse. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1695 Is it worth the risk of a reaction? 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
1696 One of us is hallucinating. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
1697 Wait! Don't you remember me? 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1698 I guess it would be nuts to think that you won't eat me. 1.2264 0.04178 159 131 20 8
1699 they didn't tell me there would be an elephant in the room 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1700 I should warn you I’m high in cholesterol. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
1701 You are getting sleepy. Verrrry sleepy ... 1.2260 0.03860 146 116 27 3
1702 Mr. Peanut: I had a feeling the end would be like this. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
1703 Admit it -- you have peanut envy. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1704 I can't see well, but I can smell. I know you're in the room, and we need to talk. 1.2260 0.03798 146 118 24 4
1705 We hired the perfect guy to take Mr. Peanut out. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
1706 It's becoming obvious that I'm the peanut in the room. 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
1707 And I was once a peanut in a bag. Get over yourself. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1708 Okay, I’m really a legume. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1709 I guess I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
1710 This is show biz 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
1711 Not to worry, it's just a euphemism. 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
1712 I REALLY wish it was the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1713 My whole family has been consumed by your presence! 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1714 A one and a two and a—When you’re blue / And you don’t know where to go to… 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1715 Well, on the brighter side, people will mourn my death and sales will go through the roof. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1716 You may be the cause of all my anxiety,but I still refuse to talk about you 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
1717 You don't scare me, GOP 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
1718 Enough about me. You’re the one we need to discuss. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1719 Listen here old chap… Might I offer you endless peanuts as opposed to just one? 1.2253 0.03561 182 146 31 5
1720 I'm what you call the peanut in the room. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
1721 I hope you're simply the elephant in the room. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
1722 Oh God. The old elephant in the room problem. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1723 I knew your brother,he had an undiagnosed nut allergy. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
1724 Can we just ignore the elephant in the room? 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1725 I’m not a real peanut-it’s a costume! 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1726 This is a Trump building. You take one step closer and the floor will collapse! 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1727 To be clear..it’s MISTER Peanut, and YOU work for ME! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1728 But you are just a shadow of your old self. 1.2249 0.03632 169 135 30 4
1729 Hi. The sign on the door said, "Nut Cases Welcome." Am I in the right place? 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1730 Oh man, I had hoped that was just a saying.... 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1731 We need not mindlessly act on our crushes 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1732 Watch your step, Bub! This cane's got a sword in it! 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1733 I think the time has come for us to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1734 When you awake,you will be allergic to peanuts! 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
1735 I’m over 100 years old so I might be a tad bit stale! 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
1736 Well if it’s up to me, I say we order pizza. 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
1737 I see you never forgot. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
1738 The longer you keep me waiting, the saltier I'm going to get 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
1739 Truly, the RNC is the elephant in the room. 1.2244 0.04321 156 130 17 9
1740 That's right. You're looking at the peanut in the room. 1.2244 0.04224 156 129 19 8
1741 Glad you joined the team. It used to be the only elephant in the room was the fact that I'm a nut! 1.2244 0.04224 156 129 19 8
1742 Yes, I am the original Mr. Peanut (He, Him, Legume). 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
1743 No, I only play one on TV 1.2244 0.03472 156 122 33 1
1744 What do you mean you want me to pack your trunk with my nuts?! 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
1745 Shall we talk about it? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1746 Don’t come closer, I’m elephylactic. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1747 Just to let you know, a large group of mice are waiting for me in the next room. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1748 It's time to avenge my family. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1749 How would you like to go out for lunch? 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
1750 You expect me to believe that? What do I look like, some kind of nut? 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
1751 I think you’re looking for the Cricket. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
1752 The rumors are true. You work for me, now. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1753 Now calm down. No sense in being the elephant in the room 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
1754 I am as cool as a cucumber, even with an elephant in the room! 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1755 Well crap! My agent got the address wrong again! 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1756 It's actually a studio, but it is rent controlled. 1.2235 0.03980 170 140 22 8
1757 Peanut in the Room 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1758 Well, I think it's time that we talk about "the peanut in the room" 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1759 Ahhh,, nuts. Wrong conference room. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1760 I know the whole peanut shtick. Just keep your distance. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1761 If I don't address it maybe it will just go away 1.2230 0.03960 139 111 25 3
1762 So I’m not nutty, there is indeed an elephant in the room 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
1763 Did you think I’d forget?… 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1764 Oh! Is this what the fortune teller meant by address the elephant in the room? 1.2230 0.04479 148 124 15 9
1765 It’s “Mister” to you! 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1766 Are YOU 'tall, dark & handsome with a large hose and loves nuts'? 1.2230 0.03814 148 118 27 3
1767 I left the circus years ago. How about you? 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1768 No, I'm not a salted. Yet. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1769 when the elephant has the address to your room. 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
1770 Being the peanut in the room is so much worse, matey 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1771 Many Americans will see this another way. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1772 Have you tried boiled? They're much easier on your stomach. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1773 What’s the matter? Never saw a peanut shit himself? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1774 I'll ask again just to make sure: any allergies? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1775 It was at this moment that he knew his monocle meant nothing. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1776 We both know the real imposters are the 'Circus peanuts' 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1777 Isn’t it nice that your food allergies, rather than keeping us apart, allow our relationship to flourish. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
1778 I don't care who Skippy sends I'm not apologizing. 1.2229 0.03900 175 144 23 8
1779 I guess it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2222 0.04469 153 129 14 10
1780 We'll always have Paris. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1781 Not so close! I'm allergic to elephants. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
1782 I have heard about you Mr. Elephant in the Room. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1783 nikki . . . Nikki . . . NIKKI !!! 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1784 I may have only one eye, but I can still see you. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1785 A lot of people are afraid to talk about you but not me. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1786 Don’t forget, you have a nut allergy” 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1787 If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! You’re allergic to me. 1.2222 0.03591 135 110 22 3
1788 A convincing peanut costume, yes, but actually I am a mouse. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1789 Let's address the obvious issue everyone seems to ignore 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
1790 Now that you're here, I guess I must address you. 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
1791 Okay... but the monocle stays on. 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
1792 Ah Francois, my old nemesis 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
1793 You can't be too careful about food allergies. Trust me, a call to 911 might be too late. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1794 You wouldn't eat a peanut with a monocle, would you? 1.2215 0.03434 158 124 33 1
1795 You know this is a costume? 1.2215 0.04175 158 131 19 8
1796 When you said you like peanuts, this isn’t what I thought you meant. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1797 You think I'm nuts but you clearly ARE the elephant in the room. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1798 I think you’ve mistaken me for another peanut. 1.2215 0.03661 158 126 29 3
1799 Can we negotiate? 1.2215 0.03791 149 119 27 3
1800 I’ve got chunks of punks like you in my stool 1.2215 0.03791 149 119 27 3
1801 So You're the Elephant in the room. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
1802 Are you trying to butter me up? 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1803 I... I thought you'd forgotten. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1804 No, 'the elephant in the room' does not have a peanut allergy. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1805 Finally. 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
1806 Your extinction will be my lasting trademark. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1807 You know you're allergic to me, right? 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1808 Hey! You're not Annie Leibovitz! 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
1809 I hear you work for peanuts. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1810 So, Horton. It's come to this. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1811 Have we met? I am the zoo owner. 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1812 I finally meet the elephant in the room 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1813 Your mission, should you chooses to accept it, is to wipe the entire potato chip industry... 1.2209 0.04176 163 136 18 9
1814 Frankly, I'm a bit old and stale, not at all what you'd enjoy. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
1815 I am hoping your snack food preferences have changed. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
1816 Have you ever considered Cashews? 1.2208 0.03597 154 122 30 2
1817 will we discuss the elephant in the room, i know i'm a nice snack 1.2208 0.04537 154 131 12 11
1818 They call me Mr. Peanut! 1.2207 0.03911 145 119 21 5
1819 Yes, we all know you're in the room, but please call me 'Mister'. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1820 Should we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
1821 Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
1822 As Alfred Hitchock would say, "Good Evening!" 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1823 It’s crunch time, if you get what I mean. 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1824 Did Planters send you? 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1825 Well, now that's the last thing I want to talk about. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1826 ...you killed my father. Prepare to die! 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1827 Sorry, I must be in the wrong room. 1.2203 0.03602 177 143 29 5
1828 I was right. There is an elephant in the room. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1829 I know this is difficult, but I think it’s time we talk about your diet… 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1830 No, I don't know a Mr. Peanut. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1831 It's been great, but try and forget about me. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1832 Always think twice before agreeing to exposure therapy. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1833 And I thought they were joking about the elephant in the room! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1834 Trust me,you do not want to eat this monocle. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1835 Yes, in fact, you are my biggest fear. 1.2195 0.03465 164 130 32 2
1836 Let's not talk about you. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1837 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns in the world, She walks into mine. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
1838 I think it's time we talked about the you in the room. # 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
1839 I assure you, I am not salted. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
1840 Crunch time? 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
1841 Well, we all know the peanut in the room. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
1842 Despite my attire I’m a registered Democrat. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1843 I don’t care if my psychologist sent you…I’m not dealing with you right now! 1.2192 0.04291 146 121 18 7
1844 I'm just saying a peanut allergy is a real risk. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
1845 I don’t suppose we could just forget this whole thing could we 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1846 Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have chosen a building with such an enormous service elevator. 1.2192 0.03570 146 115 30 1
1847 When we signed the lease together, you told me your urges were under control." 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1848 What? You've forgotten my name? But you're an elephant! 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1849 One man's "elephant in the room" is another man's "peanuts in your shit", if you see where I'm going with this. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1850 Oh great. First, I'm assaulted, and now this. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1851 So it’s true- you never forget… but be warned, this nut will be tough to crack 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
1852 Another misleading Tinder picture. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
1853 If you eat me I won't be able to show you the way back to the circus. 1.2189 0.03556 169 138 26 5
1854 We both always knew this day was going to come. 1.2189 0.03506 169 135 31 3
1855 You will choke to death on my hat. 1.2188 0.04222 160 134 17 9
1856 What existential threat? I don't see anything. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1857 So this is what "an elephant in the room" really means! 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
1858 This is nuts! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1859 As a symbol, you have grown dark and undefined. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1860 You might say I’m a little nutty but I shell address the elephant in the room 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
1861 Would ya look what the circus brought to town. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1862 Aha! I see you remember me... 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1863 I thought "the elephant in the room" was just a myth. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1864 Don't eat me! I was processed in a facility that may contain allergens! 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1865 I kew this day would come. They called me nuts!! 1.2185 0.03374 151 118 33 0
1866 You already got my brother - he was was a salted,and stuffed in your trunk! 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
1867 Please. Please! Anything but the trunk! 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
1868 Actually, my mother and father were both almonds. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1869 just so you know, I'm not afraid to use this cane. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1870 Today's salty roast: Mr. Peanut shell-shocked by the elephant in the room! 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1871 I’m sure you remember your allergies. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1872 I, for one, would like to bring to everyone's attention the elephant in the room. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
1873 Speaking of the elephant in the room... 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1874 You don't scare me. You're the only elephant in the room. 1.2182 0.04039 165 137 20 8
1875 I'm hoping this one is allergic. 1.2182 0.03447 165 131 32 2
1876 You need to deal with the peanut in the room 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
1877 You should know that I feel really allergenic today 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1878 Well. I hope he packed his lunch today 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
1879 Well. We finally meet, Elephant In the Room. Well played. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1880 It's MR. Peanut to you, pal. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1881 I was just talking about you . . . 1.2179 0.03557 156 124 30 2
1882 You're working for us now. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1883 The party in the other room sent me in as a peace offering. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1884 Would you agree to further concessions? 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
1885 You took my right eye, crippled me, and now you've come back to finish me off... 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
1886 I’m too old for that! 1.2177 0.03678 147 117 28 2
1887 …but I’m high in cholesterol ! 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
1888 President Trump - why are you looking at me that way? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1889 I still think I can bring people together better as a third party candidate. 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1890 I think I'm on the wrong floor. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1891 Either I'm in big trouble or you are Alfred Hitchcock. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
1892 I'm not your type. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1893 You may think I'm cornered, but I can dance my way out of this. 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
1894 Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1895 May I interest you in a goldfish? 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
1896 Does it make any difference that I’m a Republican? 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
1897 Back away. My friends are nuts! 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1898 ...O.K. after all these years you finally got me... 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
1899 « Please think again, i could be your peanut butler ! » 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1900 But...your profile said 'Ms. Peanut.' 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1901 Yes, I remember our deal. I was just hoping that you didn't remember it. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1902 (Whistle. Whistle.) That's just a shadow. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1903 Sorry, it’s just a silly expression! 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
1904 Every Peanut has its day ... 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
1905 “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” ― William Shakespeare, The Tempest 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
1906 Without warning, Mr Peanut is confronted by his greatest recurrent repressed fear. 1.2171 0.04792 129 109 12 8
1907 Hold on! I'm made out of micro-plastics! 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1908 I guess it was inevitable you would get tired of working for Peanuts. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1909 Shouldn’t you be carrying a sickle? 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1910 You may be the elephant in the room but I am Mr. Peanut to you! 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
1911 Do I see a mouse? Yes, I do! 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
1912 Technically I'm a legume, not a nut. Does that make a difference? 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
1913 I don't know if you noticed this, but there is an elephant in the room. 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
1914 I’m the peanut in the room 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1915 But I'm a shell of what I used to be 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1916 The monocle is a choking hazard! 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1917 Please, think of the shareholders! 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1918 Mr. Peanut nervously addresses the elephant in the room 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1919 Well, I’ll be darned. You’re real. 1.2167 0.03634 180 147 27 6
1920 Mr. Planter, I presume. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1921 We never talk about peanut allergies. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1922 Good luck Dumbo, they say the first step in a successful washed-up icon audition is just getting in the door 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1923 The "Planters' Corporation" appreciates your willingness to tackle tough problems, but we demand you refrain from referring to them as "cracking a tough nut". 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1924 No, I am NOT food for thought. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1925 An elephant never forgets Mr. Peanut, but he also never forgives. Prepare to die. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1926 It was finally time to face the problem of Jerry's pay. 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
1927 How do you walk around with that thing? 1.2164 0.04661 134 113 13 8
1928 I suppose I can't interest you in another apartment with more legume 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1929 Why yes, I am the peanut in the room. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1930 Hi big boy. Have you seen my butter? 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1931 Before we go on, you should get tested for peanut allergy. 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
1932 First of all, I'm not a "tasty little snack"... 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1933 I'm plant-based! I'm plant-based! 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
1934 Welcome! The crackerjack will be here soon. 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
1935 I don’t think we should see each other anymore 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
1936 It’s clear this town isn’t big enough for the both of us. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
1937 I’m not trans…I’m a Peanut! 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1938 How may I address you? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1939 Fight you? I'd have to be nuts! 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
1940 So...How do you like the apartment so far? 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1941 Nobody ever talks about you 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1942 Wait! I'll pay you twice whatever you're getting from Mrs. Peanut. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1943 Of course I never address you…I’m a peanut and I’m British. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1944 I felt you were in the room. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1945 Don't come any closer! I'm completely nuts! 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1946 Oops. Wrong gallery. 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
1947 I'm addressing the problem." 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
1948 It appears the elephant in the room is more than just a saying. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
1949 Have you read the latest studies linking peanut butter and heart disease? 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1950 OK, so the building has a really big freight elevator, but how did you get through the door? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1951 Are you the Ghost of PB and J Sandwiches Yet to Come? I fear you more than any Spectre I have seen! 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1952 Can't you, just this once, forget you ever saw me? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1953 Uh-Oh! I hope I can pull off my ‘Grand Old Peanut’ ruse and fool this Trump guy. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1954 I wouldn’t do that if I were you…I’ve hidden your epi-pen 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
1955 Now, how to get you into that room… 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
1956 No one's called me 'circus peanut' in a long, long time. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
1957 I guess it's time we talked about the peanut in the room. 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
1958 I suggest you get used to being the only elephant in the room. 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
1959 You've eaten your last peanut big guy! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1960 I may only be a tasty legume,who never plays golf,but I am richer than you and smart enough not to vote for you! 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1961 Hopefully I’ll wake up and this bad situation is just another Republican Nightmare. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1962 I’m hoping you have a bad memory. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1963 So, disguise or no disguise, you've found me at last. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
1964 I hope you are only here because I skipped my med today. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1965 Take one step closer and I'll cream! 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1966 No, no, no! You’re vegan. Have you ever seen a vegetable walk and talk? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1967 You don't understand. They came to me. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1968 I don’t suppose it would help if I told you I once donated to MAGA. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1969 Mr. Jumbo, are you trying to seduce me? 1.2148 0.04158 149 126 15 8
1970 I'm not even a nut! 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1971 Your n-n-nose seemed much smaller in your p-p-profile p-p-pic. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1972 The peanut in the room 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
1973 I'm a mouse in cosplay! 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1974 Can we address the elephant in the room? 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1975 Why Elmer.....you're a shadow of your former self! 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1976 So, we finally meet. Here on the 3rd floor of this building. I'd just like you to know the damage you caused getting up here was quite significant. 1.2143 0.03480 140 115 22 3
1977 Some things are better left unsaid. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1978 I must warn you, there are people who reaaaaally wanna address you" 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1979 I’ll follow you anywhere. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1980 You’re not my usual chiropractor! 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1981 I was expecting a metaphor! 1.2139 0.03893 173 144 21 8
1982 I don’t suppose there’s any chance you’ll forget you saw me? 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
1983 I beg your pardon? No, really. I beg your pardon. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1984 Since you’re a registered Democrat, we have a problem. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1985 Are you waiting for me? 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1986 There goes ten years of therapy. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1987 Dumbo! I should have known. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1988 I requested a donkey. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1989 Believe me, you wouldn't like it in the can. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1990 Oh grandma, what a big nose you have! 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1991 I’m sorry, but Planters supports both parties. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1992 I feel like it is a toxic relationship 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1993 They will never suspect a thing. Our plan is going smoothly. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1994 OK who’s the little Smucker that thought this was funny? 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1995 You might intimidate me, Jumbo, but you’ll never make me crack. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1996 Did you read the latest study about salt leading to heart disease? 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
1997 Your prerogative, but nobody else is gonna blame me for being the peanut in the room. 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
1998 My most recent diagnosis has been hyper-acidity! 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
1999 But after all these years, I truly am quite stale! 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
2000 I don’t suppose you are after the musings of aristocratic nuts? 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
2001 I fear my doom approacheth! 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
2002 Spare me and I'll lead you to the peanut butter factory. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2003 I expected a skeleton with a scythe. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
2004 It'll never work. I'm a cocktail peanut, not a circus peanut. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
2005 Might I remind you I'm the only one that can go to the store and get more food 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
2006 I cannot live in your shadow! 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2007 Is this the room for the Audition? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2008 Our diversity policy says I have to be really careful about what I say next. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2009 The elephant in the room wants to tell you he isn't working for peanuts anymore" 1.2130 0.03861 169 140 22 7
2010 How did you get in here? 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
2011 I've never been as popular as Kool-Aid Man, but I don't think that's the elephant in the room. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2012 I always knew you were the Grim Reaper 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2013 “Just stay calm; I’m GMO and processed in a facility that contains animal products.” 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
2014 Talk about an elephant in the room 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2015 First of all, no one can know of this meeting...... 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
2016 I’m only a plastic logo” 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
2017 Ok, I will now address the Elephant in the room. 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
2018 Boy, did I make a wrong turn! 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
2019 Yes, the savanna is down the hall to the right. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2020 If it isn't the proverbial 'elephant in the room' 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2021 I certainly would rather have left it unsaid. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2022 The party’s over. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2023 For some reason I thought you’d have a sickle 1.2126 0.04825 127 108 11 8
2024 Did you think I would forget? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2025 Sure, but the frequency that we are attacked by someone we actually already know is the real ... um, unspoken topic. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
2026 I think you'll find me quite bland and unsalted. 1.2125 0.03244 160 126 34 0
2027 I'll have you know, I'm not just any nut. I have friends in high places! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2028 The peanut was too stomped to speak 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2029 This was too easy! 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2030 OK, let's talk about you. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
2031 Well ,well.. we meet again . 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2032 Alright, let's talk about "the you-know-what in the room." 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2033 Did anyone see you sneak in? 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2034 This is one metaphor I could have used without. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2035 Your contract specifies you are to be paid peanuts! 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2036 Don't forget I'm owned by rich and powerful people 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2037 Are you sure you aren't allergic? 1.2121 0.03882 132 106 24 2
2038 There’s no money, it’s a shell organization 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
2039 No, I wasn't being salty with you. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2040 I admit I'm small,but you are just a shadow of your former self! 1.2119 0.03592 151 121 28 2
2041 I don't care what the website said. Elephants do not actually like peanuts. It's fake news!" 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
2042 Yeah no shit I’m scared but it’s not because I’m racist or anything 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
2043 So.... what do you want to talk about? 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
2044 A democrat and a republican enter a bar… 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
2045 Afraid to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2117 0.03653 137 109 27 1
2046 Beware! There's a mouse under my hat! 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
2047 We can’t talk about you 1.2117 0.03653 137 109 27 1
2048 I’ve been sent to help you with your peanut allergy. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
2049 Okay, I'll address it...It's true, I hate almonds. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
2050 I’m not gonna lie, I just peanutted my pants 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
2051 So thennnn... The apartment isn't for rent. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
2052 It's time we talk about the *peanut* in the room 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
2053 I don’t know if your swelling was caused by a peanut allergy. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
2054 I didn't expect there would really would be an elephant in the room. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
2055 May I remind you that you do not have your EpiPen. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2056 You may be the elephant in the room, but you are also allergic to peanuts. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2057 It’s probably best we don’t address it. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2058 -So, you are the famous elephant in the room! -Yes, i’m black. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2059 Nobody addresses me either 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2060 Well, shucks. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2061 Are you sure you are not allergic to peanuts? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2062 Well, well, well... I guess I can't deny those rumors now. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2063 I may smell like a peanut, but I'm actually made of unpalatable expanded polystyrene. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2064 You must think I'm nuts! 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2065 Hard to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2066 Is the Donkey in the next Room? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2067 Yes, quite a quandary. Check out my ad-agency. Worked wonders for me. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2068 Good heavens, Sir, I reek of allergens. You'll surely want me to shower first. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2069 What do you say? We just ignore the only peanut in the room. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2070 Sorry, no, you’re mistaken. My name is Mr. Penis. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2071 I knew this moment would come 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2072 I have a cane, and I know how to use it! 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2073 I have never voted for a Democrat. Never! Never! Never 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
2074 Finally, we can address the elephant in the room 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
2075 Wait, I haven’t been salted yet. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
2076 Uh oh, wrong room! 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
2077 I'm just going to pretend you're not there -- or hungry! 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2078 You let me go, and I’ll show you the way to Five Guys… 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2079 I apologize that I can't offer you a snack." 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2080 How many years has it been? Since Paris? Since you broke my heart? 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
2081 Are you SURE you don’t have a peanut allergy? 1.2105 0.03705 133 106 26 1
2082 I'm afraid they may be ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
2083 Don't tell the lion tamer that I stole his hat. 1.2102 0.04144 157 132 17 8
2084 I think we should all acknowledge the peanut in the room… 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
2085 I ask you for a commitment and suddenly you're "allergic"? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
2086 I’m Mr. Peanut, sent by the DNC. I hope you have an EpiPen handy. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
2087 Abigail, darling, what is that strange look in your eye? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
2088 I recognize that you are indeed the elephant in the room sir, and I am MR. PEANUT! 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
2089 The Planters folks told me they were sending someone over to renegotiate my contract, but this is unconscionable! 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
2090 You look different to your profile photo on the dating app. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2091 “You know this is just a costume, right?” 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
2092 You know I'm not really a peanut, right? 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
2093 Sorry, but I have to leave in a Jif. 1.2098 0.03694 143 115 26 2
2094 You'll hate yourself in the morning! 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
2095 I'm telling you, I'm only an empty shell. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
2096 It’s pronounced Jif. 1.2098 0.04422 143 121 14 8
2097 Where's Chuckles the Clown when you need him? 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
2098 I hate election years. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
2099 I Don't understand why you are so threatened by me being different? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2100 Anaphylaxis, Jumbo. Never forget. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2101 No, those days are behind me. I'm not that circus peanut anymore. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2102 I knew you wouldn’t stop at one! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2103 Democracy dies in darkness. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
2104 But she told me you two were … over. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
2105 I should have known, you guys never let it go! 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
2106 Looks like I'm shucked. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
2107 So, Dumbo, we meet again... But this time I'm the one wearing the hat. 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
2108 It’s not always about you, Carl. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
2109 I was astonished to see you in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with you tonight in Samarra. 1.2093 0.04756 129 110 11 8
2110 Some of the artwork is a little derivative. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2111 Careful, you might be allergic. 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2112 Did you forget about your peanut allergy? 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2113 Sorry about your allergy, Old Boy, but corporate won't even cover my bad eye and leg. 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
2114 So, you're the elephant in the room that I've heard so much about. 1.2092 0.04214 153 129 16 8
2115 Believe me - I will not breathe a word about this. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
2116 You know I am unsalted, right? 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2117 I warn you, I’m a National Treasure! 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
2118 Peanut gallery, indeed. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
2119 You are so predictable. 1.2090 0.03681 134 112 18 4
2120 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. 1.2090 0.04746 134 115 10 9
2121 Honestly, this is how I feared I would die. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
2122 Where's my family, Dumbo? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
2123 Don't forget who I am. 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
2124 I’d like to begin this meeting by inviting discussion about the obvious elephant in the room. 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
2125 You may be 800 pounds, but I am Mr. Peanut 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2126 Who do you think you are -- the elephant in the room? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2127 Don't be daft! Do you really think a peanut could've cornered the steel market and endowed one of the largest philanthropic organizations in the world? I think not. Now make yourself useful and fetch me my scarf. 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
2128 Elephants have poor depth perception, so let me help by saying I’m really far away. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2129 Who me? I haven’t seen any peanuts today. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2130 Um, no….my lack of underwear is not the elephant in the room. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2131 I believe we have a gentlemen's agreement. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2132 Now that you are in the room, I'll remind you that you work, not eat here. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2133 No, let's not talk about it. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2134 Sometimes, you feel like a nut…sometimes, you don’t. Hopefully, this is that time you don’t, Jumbo.” 1.2086 0.03459 139 110 29 0
2135 I'm really not who you think I am 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
2136 Don’t you remember, you have a peanut allergy. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2137 Hey, I'm not responsible for your Planters fasciitus. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2138 I donated. He’s innocent. I’m voting for him. So, please stop the staring and take a step back. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2139 I'm telling you, it once stood for Grand Old Peanut - and it will again. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2140 I’m not only old, but arthritically stale and unappetizing. 1.2083 0.03762 168 139 23 6
2141 Yes, I remember who you are. Peanuts never forget! 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2142 So tell me, do elephants eat peanuts? 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2143 I was trying not to think of an PINK elephant! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2144 Nice to meet you, Mr. Elephant. I'm Mr. Monopoly. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2145 So you’re the elephant in the room no one wants to talk about 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2146 Ahh, Mr Tusks. Is this a friendly visit? 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2147 Of course YOU would remember where I was 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2148 We're just going to ignore your love of eating peanuts." 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
2149 I avoid discussing politics, thank you. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
2150 For what you're paying you don't get the real Mr. Peanut. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
2151 OK, you've cornered me. Now what? 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
2152 This apartment is huge! It’s perfect for us, Nelly. 1.2081 0.03901 149 125 18 6
2153 You'll have to undress me first. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2154 I do love you; but I am just not yet ready to make our relationship public. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2155 Please don’t look at me like that, I’m a little salty today. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2156 You probably know why I asked you here; my people are willing to come back to the table to negotiate, Mr. Babar. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2157 Oh, God! Is it the A.I., or am I actually hallucinating? 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
2158 Believe me, there's NOTHING inside this shell! 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
2159 Everyone's been talking about you 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
2160 You've nothing to fear but the anaphylaxis itself. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2161 I am not afraid of shadows, I am not afraid of shadows, I am not afraid of shadows... 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2162 Oh thank goodness you brought your monocle. I was worried no one would see me. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
2163 Yes, peanuts do go bad with age. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2164 Well well well, looks like, for one of us, this won’t be a moment to forget. 1.2077 0.03572 130 103 27 0
2165 So this is how it ends for Mr Peanut? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
2166 You do realize that I'm unsalted? 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
2167 Taking the job as your trainer was nuts. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2168 Boy I really am working for peanuts… 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2169 How bout them Mets? 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2170 The race is not always to the swift. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
2171 It’s not my fault Trump is guilty of fraud and sexual abuse. 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
2172 Please, 'Mr.' is my father, I am just Carl. 1.2071 0.03549 169 138 27 4
2173 This isn’t how I imagined it… 1.2069 0.03648 145 117 26 2
2174 Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
2175 Okay, here's the deal. I won't discuss you and you, well, y'know. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
2176 Well well well Skippy…you got here in a JIF! 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
2177 You’ve really got me snacked into a corner here. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2178 No matter where I go, you're always the elephant in the room! 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2179 No, I can't see it 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
2180 Mr. Peanut then knew what his analyst meant: if he neglected work with his shadow, it would arise unexpectedly to foil his life in ways he couldn't foresee. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2181 I maybe nuts, but may I ask you to a dance? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2182 And finally, it dawned on Mr. Peanut, as it does for us all eventually, though sometimes with only fleeting moments to spare, that it is our own mortality that is the true elephant in the room. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2183 How did you get past the security gourd? 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
2184 This may sound a little nutty,shall we acknowledge the elephant in the room? 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2185 Who sent you? I can double their offer. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2186 This relationship has left me a shell of my old self. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2187 Would anyone else care to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
2188 I'm either nuts or my monocle needs polishing. 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
2189 This place isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2190 Took you long enough. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2191 I dare you to try. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2192 I meant “Elephant in the room” metaphorically. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2193 I know about the affair. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
2194 She’s a prewar 10th floor walkup 1BR flex, only $10K per month, perfect for you and your family but I’m gonna need a lease in hand today as I have other offers 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2195 and i'm allergic to elephants! 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2196 I remind you again, sir, that I am not personally responsible for your allergies. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2197 I must say.. there always seems to be an elephant in the room where ever I go. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2198 Okay, so let's talk about it! 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2199 It's been six years Carl Please! 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2200 How have they been treating you, Harry? You’re just a shadow of your former self. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2201 Well,well. To a peanut sensitive person, I just might be the elephant in the room. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2202 You’re a shadow of your former self, Dumbo. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
2203 Okay, let's address the elephant in the room. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
2204 Beware! Peanut allergies affect many animals. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
2205 No, I am not throwing myself at your feet just to feed your enormous ego. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
2206 Where's the elephant they said to be worried about? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2207 I beg you to reconsider the harm of such an allergy.” 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
2208 On second thought, let's not speak about the elephant in the room. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
2209 I'm afraid Dumbo that we are just not trending with the kids anymore. 1.2051 0.03548 156 129 23 4
2210 Never forgets, eh? Where's my anniversary present? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2211 I’ve a lot of excess baggage that won’t fit in your trunk. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2212 Sometimes I feel like I'm not even seen in our relationship. 1.2051 0.03368 156 125 30 1
2213 Come on Terry, don't forget the mantra, peanuts are friends not food 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2214 I don't suppose I could interest you in a nice piece of fruit? 1.2050 0.03426 161 130 29 2
2215 My horrorscope warned me about this. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2216 Er, um, peanut allergy? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2217 I didn't say you could get this place for peanuts 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2218 Don’t even think about it. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2219 Honey, I’m roasting. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2220 I am a man of ... how shall we say it? ... peculiar and extravagant desires. And you,my dear,dear boy are uniquely,deliciously suited for my purposes. Oh, do I disgust you? Spare me your cheap morality and get on with it, you brute! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2221 Don’t be fooled. I’m only a shell of my former self. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2222 If you eat me you'll never get past the Co-Op Board. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2223 Okay, go back and tell the Planters company I resign. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
2224 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
2225 Wrong apartment, you want the circus peanuts in 7F. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
2226 Peanut-Traumatic Stress Disorder 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2227 There is no elephant in the room there is no elephant in the room. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2228 Mr elephant, your peanut butter breath betrays you! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2229 Looks like Stanley Steemer really has upped their vacuum game. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2230 Allergens, my friend. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2231 We’ve been friends for years. I think it’s time we finally address the elephant in the room 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2232 Just give me three steps. 1.2042 0.03677 142 115 25 2
2233 I'm just saying a peanut allergy is no laughing matter. 1.2042 0.04303 142 120 15 7
2234 I told you, we have to stop meeting like this... 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2235 What do you mean, "sometimes you feel like a nut". 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2236 Relax, Mr. Peanut. I just wanna take some pictures. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
2237 You know that is just a trope, right? Besides, you're probably allergic. 1.2041 0.03914 147 124 17 6
2238 It’s time we address the talking peanut in the room. 1.2041 0.04311 147 125 14 8
2239 Mr. Peanut to you, jumbo.” 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
2240 Really. Elephants eating peanuts is such a cliché. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
2241 You're lucky I'm allergic to monocles. 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
2242 Holy Damn, Dumbo, you didn't read the load limits on the elevator. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
2243 Your peanut allergy, remember your peanut allergy! 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
2244 Let’s address the 80 pound peanut in the room 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2245 I should not have gotten off on the RNC floor. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2246 So, now that your circus career is over, you're out for one last score, is that it? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2247 Can’t I buy you some cracker jacks instead? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2248 I just want you to know that I contribute annually to the World Wildlife Fund. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2249 They warned me about the MAGA elephant in the room. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2250 I’m here to rescue you — from this party, of course. Did you forget? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2251 It’s a myth! It’s a myth! 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2252 I can't ignore you but I won't address you! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2253 Before you take one more step forward, allow me to tell you the story of David and Goliath. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2254 Quick! Someone do something about the elephant in the room. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2255 I tell you. It is already in the room. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2256 Now don't forget ;when you meet the board, make eye contact with them ! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2257 It’s true, I’m allergic to jelly. There - I said it 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2258 I've confronted the elephant in the room, now it's your turn to confront the nut with a huge property portfolio 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
2259 Dark Fascist money, I presume? 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
2260 Is this because I didn't address you? 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
2261 I want a divorce 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2262 Everyone said I was nuts to address you, but here we are. 1.2030 0.03660 133 107 25 1
2263 Well well, Mr Bubbles. I see my definition of a “shell game” is not what you had in mind… 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
2264 Let’s forget I ever avoided you. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
2265 I'm here for a nose job. Are you a "before" patient or an "after" patient? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2266 Sorry, pal. Skippy beat ya to it. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2267 Rats, I thought I lost you at the escalator! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2268 Wait! I know oodles more like me where I come from! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2269 What if I told you I am also the mascot for “The New Yorker” magazine? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2270 Let’s take a moment to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2271 Mr. Peanut to you, sir 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2272 No! Really I'm just the shell of myself! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2273 You can just ignore me 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2274 I thought that this was the DEMOCRATIC Convention 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2275 When they said this place would eat me alive, this isn’t what I expected 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2276 Nice outfit, but the tie's a bit long, even for you. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
2277 I’ll pull you in when we get to the acquisition share price. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2278 No one ever talks about my monocle. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2279 Didn't we vote you out in 2020? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
2280 You expect me to talk? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
2281 I apologize for the clandestine nature of our meeting, and I hope you understand that my men are going to have to search that trunk... 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
2282 This is the first time we've seen each other outside of work. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
2283 Listen, I'm willing to forget about the whole thing if you are. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
2284 The man, the myth, the memory 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
2285 You'll probably remember this; am I supposed to be mentioning the fact you're in the room, or not? 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
2286 If I tell you I voted for Trump, will that change your mind? 1.2026 0.04080 153 129 17 7
2287 Yes,I know that elephants never forget,but I swear that was my cousin,not me. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
2288 Well, I guess evolving consumer taste isn't the only elephant in the room. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
2289 I know the view is lousy, but it beats living in the circus wagon and you can fit in the elevator 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
2290 Eat me !!! 1.2018 0.03971 109 90 17 2
2291 Let’s talk about YOU, the elephant in the room. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2292 Please, feast your eyes on something fresh. I am old, stale and just a shell of what I used to be. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2293 Don't even think about it! I'm the last friend you've got! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2294 It's the hat isn't it? It's too much! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2295 Who. . . Who sent you? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2296 You sir, and I do hope you don’t mind me saying this, are one black muthaf*er. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2297 Again with the, “Where have I been ‘til all hours?” Why do we never talk about you? 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2298 Yes, I’ve already faked my own death. I guess you’ve got me. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2299 It's time we talk about the Mr. Peanut in the room. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2300 Nairobi Kenya, summer of '57. Did you think I would forget? 1.2016 0.04719 124 106 11 7
2301 There's always one in the room. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2302 They want to feature you in a Super Bowl commercial.” 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2303 Let's not be consumed by the elephant in the room 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2304 I'm jut a measly snack. Let me bring you a crate of fruits and vegetables. 1.2016 0.04718 129 111 10 8
2305 Let’s address the elephant in the room. I’m a nut. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2306 Step back! I'm not roasted! 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2307 So the board decided on a hostile takeover. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2308 Your pay is peanuts? Let's change that! 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2309 Only a real nut would sneak up here…welcome to the family. 1.2016 0.03713 129 104 24 1
2310 Believe me, ask any millennial and they'll tell you almond butter is far more appealing. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2311 Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2312 Cue the music. A one and a two and a three and a four. Me and my shadow.... 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2313 I have a blind date with Miss Peanut. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2314 Where's Mueller when you need him? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2315 There's nowhere you can hide! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2316 I was so lucky to find this apartment for you. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2317 I think an elephant really ties the room together. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2318 I think it's time we talked. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2319 I haven't forgotten you either. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2320 They call me MISTER PEANUT! 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2321 No, you work for MISTER peanuts. There's a difference. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
2322 I’ve had quite enough of this Rorschach game, thank you very much. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
2323 Don't look at me like that! 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2324 They warned me to avoid the elephant in the room... 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
2325 He’d let his brethren be eaten alive to climb the ranks of power and wealth, but he knew this day would eventually come. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
2326 How could you forget you have a peanut allergy? 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2327 Of course, you'll have to pass the coop board before taking ownership. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2328 Yes, old chap, shall we walk you out the door and get you out of the room? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2329 I’m sorry, doctor. But these Rorschach tests….I seem to only ever see the same thing! 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2330 Do you really think I'm a more palatable candidate than your party's current frontrunner? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2331 i know you’re thinking that this one bed flat is too small for you but guess what it comes with extra storage 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
2332 Am I nuts or are you a dumbo? 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
2333 I didn’t think they meant it literally 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
2334 Well, this puts me into a bit of a jam. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
2335 Oh dear! No one mentioned the elephants in the room! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
2336 So… we meet again 0-0-Peanut.” “Dr. Trunks! Hand over the nutcracker doomsday device and no one loses a tusk! 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
2337 It’s only a myth, Mr. Elephant. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
2338 You know I can see you in the room. 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
2339 I know your allergy is the only thing keeping me alive. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
2340 A bonus check walks into the manager’s office, and…Wait! Let me rephrase!! 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
2341 Well, now we’re off to the Grand Old Party. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
2342 So the freight elevator is finally working again. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
2343 Are you here for the board meeting? 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
2344 The elephant in the room is. . . .an elephant! 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
2345 It ends here. 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
2346 So much for the peanut gallery 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
2347 Uh...so I think we have ourselves a conflict of interest, sir... 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2348 Do I have a choice? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
2349 Who sent you, Speedy Alka-Seltzer? Mr. ZIP? The Kool-Aid Man? I have many enemies. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2350 So I see we've finally reached a showdown. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2351 Did anyone follow you here? 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
2352 Wow, the GOP is nuts this year. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2353 I think you'll find I will not go gentle into that good bite. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
2354 I'm warning you. You are not my first circus elephant. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2355 Shelled or unshelled? 1.2000 0.03687 130 105 24 1
2356 So it comes down to lummox verses legume once again. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2357 So, Colonel, you've once again darkened my door. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2358 I don't believe I have the right floor " 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2359 Anaphylaxis. Feeling lucky punk? 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2360 I talked to my therapist about you and realized how much my life is a circus. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2361 Actually, it's Doctor Peanut now. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2362 When the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room and you're a peanut 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2363 Get away, I'm roasted 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2364 Peanuts contain lectins which are bad for you…. Can I offer you a banana? 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2365 The ‘elephant in the room’ never took on such meaning as it does now! 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
2366 No I wouldn't lie to you, all Elephants are born with anaphylaxis 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2367 So this is that "elephant in the room"... s 1.2000 0.04222 170 148 10 12
2368 Marco...! 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
2369 You work for me now 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2370 Mr. Peanut finally but unsuccessfully confronts the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2371 I’m Mr. Peanut. Who are you? 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
2372 I think we should see other people. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
2373 Before you do anything hasty, I can show you where there are jars of legumes -- shelled even... 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
2374 I’m sorry I didn’t acknowledge you sooner. I’m wearing my reading monocle. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2375 you're sure your allergic? 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
2376 If you're the elephant in the room, then I guess that makes me the peanut in the room. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2377 What do you think are the odds that you won’t be able to crack me? 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
2378 I’m not easy to digest and it’s Mr Nut for you! 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2379 I'm just here to confirm your order was in tons, not pounds. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
2380 I knew it would be between you and George Washington Carver. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
2381 Mr Peanut assumed the insult was lost in the past. But, Jumbo, no he never forgot! 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2382 There was a room, and it had an elephant. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2383 No Mr Peanut, it’s time I addressed YOU… 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2384 I forgot about it; why can't you? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2385 We made a deal, pal. What happens under the Big Tent stays under the Big Tent. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2386 I'm thinking of getting a tummy-tuck. How about you? 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2387 I'll seed myself out. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
2388 Let's not discuss it. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
2389 Be careful, you may have an allergy. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2390 Is this about my monocle? 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
2391 Please don’t sneak up on me. I almost jumped out of my shell. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2392 I was told to address the elephant in the room… 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2393 Okay, okay! You can call me 'Goober' instead of 'Mr. Peanut.' 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2394 So, we meet again. But now I know your code name, "In the Room." 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2395 Bad night? 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
2396 A peanut? You must be joking, sir. Clearly, you can surmise from my attire that I am a member of the landed gentry. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2397 You always want to be the center of conversation !! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2398 It’s ironic that only I know the location of the EpiPen. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2399 Allegries? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2400 Put a Mister in front of calling me peanut. 1.1985 0.03663 136 113 20 3
2401 May I offer you a feather instead? 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2402 Crash 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2403 Quit clowning around, we've got work to do. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2404 Keep your nose out of my business! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2405 I said Plutocrat, not democrat! 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2406 Before you make a big mistake let's discuss your peanut allergy. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2407 They said I'd find you here in this room. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2408 Remember, you have a peanut allergy. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2409 I’m sorry I didn’t call you back, but let’s not do anything rash. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2410 Good heavens Mr Trump you've gained some weight 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2411 As long as we are rehashing stereotypes here, let me warn you I have a mouse under my hat. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2412 All right, all right! He is here! I guess we will have to deal with the nut job, once again. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2413 I heard you had an opening for a peanut. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2414 I'm actually made of recycled plastic, and my pet mouse will be here soon. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2415 There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding. When I doordashed the Jumbo, I thought I was getting a burger. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2416 Jimmy Carter always warned me about that very scary dark elephant in the room! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2417 When I said you were scared of mice I wanted it to hurt. When I said you were dumbo I meant it 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2418 Uh...Let us reflect on our mutual interests. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2419 I guess we should address the peanut in the room 1.1975 0.03316 162 134 25 3
2420 Thanks, but exactly what are you referring to when you say I look like a "snack." 1.1975 0.03801 162 136 20 6
2421 Hey, I was already killed off in the last Super bowl! 1.1974 0.04073 152 129 16 7
2422 I hope this isn’t foreshadowing. 1.1974 0.04179 152 130 14 8
2423 Mr elephant, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you. 1.1974 0.03680 152 128 19 5
2424 I also started in the circus as a circus peanut- you can overcome- just have faith! 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
2425 Ah Peanut! Let's address the ..elephant in the room shall we. That ad revenue check is in the mail! 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
2426 Oh my! 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
2427 Don't even think about it. You need to watch your weight. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
2428 Schrodinger's Elephant in the Room: Is Mr.Peanut dead or alive? 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
2429 Listen, pal - you can be hungry or ableist, you can't be both. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2430 I'll stop ignoring you if you promise not to eat me. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
2431 I tell my little peanuts, "if you want to survive this circus world, Be wary of the Elephant in the Room." 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2432 We all know the peanut in the room. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2433 Yes, there's no view to speak of, but it's on the ground floor 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2434 I am not available for consumption. 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
2435 When the elephant in the room prepares to swallow you whole 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2436 Away foul beast or I shall gaze upon thee most crossly through my monocle! 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2437 I think it's time to address the elephant-shaped void in the room 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2438 What makes you think I'm a Republican? 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2439 When you look at me like that it shows your dark side. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2440 It wasn't my decision to pay you peanuts. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2441 What the hell do you want? 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2442 Sir, it’s time to roll out our new product; Peanut Milk 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2443 Well, I'm definitely not ignoring you. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2444 OK.You got me.Despite the hat,I voted for Carter,but,don’t give me the subsidy lecture again,please. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2445 Indeed! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2446 I say! You don't look much like your profile picture! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2447 Oh, Oh, I'm in the Nutcracker Suite! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2448 I'll refrain from using an insipid metaphor. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2449 You're probably wondering why I called you here today 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2450 You sure know how to loom! 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2451 This is not the peanut you are looking for. Damn, Jedi mind tricks aren’t working. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2452 See here,pachyderm,there are hundreds of styrofoam peanuts just waiting for my signal. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2453 But I'm an ANTHROPOMORPHIC peanut! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2454 what are my thoughts on Taylor Swift, you say? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2455 How about I let the donkeys in? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2456 Surprisingly, I’ve outgrown you. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2457 Oh, I assure you, Almonds make a much better nut milk” 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2458 We meet again, Mr Peanut. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
2459 Yeah I was crazy about you…. But you’re just plain nuts. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
2460 The Colonel, Mr. Met and I felt that a mascot intervention was long overdue. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
2461 You need to adjust your Zoom lighting. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
2462 So, you must be the Elephant Man. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
2463 Shelled or as is? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
2464 Let’s address the obvious big boy. 1.1961 0.03351 153 124 28 1
2465 Global warming?! I'm not nuts. You're nuts. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2466 Now I know what you’re thinking, but is it really what you want, or just what everyone else wants you to think? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
2467 If you’re allergic, they don’t make a jumbo epipen 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
2468 As I stand here, I can’t help but think, ‘Navigating office politics is tricky when you’re both the colleague and potential hors d’oeuvre.’ 1.1959 0.03543 148 121 25 2
2469 I hope he remembers his nut allergy . . . 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
2470 My one hope is that it is Passover and you are observant. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
2471 This can’t be an assault. I’m salt-free. #mynewyorkercaption 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2472 So, the proverbial Mr. Peanut meets the proverbial Elephant in the Room! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2473 Back off Jumbo! I’ll use this cane! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2474 No, no, I said we SHOULDN'T address the elephant in the room! 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2475 What’s that about peanut butter? 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
2476 Nut you again. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2477 Hey sailor, new in town? 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2478 Wait. Wait! WAIT!!! I'm Rich! 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
2479 I’m gonna make you work for this! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2480 'You might think I'm nuts, but I'm a mouse in fancy dress, pal.' 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2481 PEANUTS WEAR MONOCLES OKAY? 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2482 Hi-i-i Frank. I want you to know I had nothing to do with your displacement. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2483 Go ahead. Make my day. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2484 Well, I can see you. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2485 Slowly I turned... 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
2486 Bigger Pachyderms than you have tried…. And failed !!! 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2487 Nooooooo!!! Remember your allergies! 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2488 The other elephant in the room is that I don't want you to eat me. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2489 No, no, no. You should really wait until Jelly arrives! 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2490 At last, we finally meet. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2491 I must warn you: monocles don't digest! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2492 Warming Climate, YOU! - Just let’s avoid the trite euphemism…. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2493 I know I promised you that peanut allergies would surely just "disappear" when the weather warmed up - I'm surprised you remembered that... 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2494 Wait, uh, I have an elephant allergy! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2495 Bah! You're a hand shadow. 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
2496 So,no Mr Peanut costume came in your size 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2497 I beg your pardon, the fact that I am not wearing pants is not the elephant in the room. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2498 It's time we addressed the peanut in the room. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2499 Well by gum, I guess we didn't fully think out this 3rd-party thing, after all. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2500 What happened to the gorilla? 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2501 Your time has come, time to make some peanut butter. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2502 well, well, well Dumbo…Seems your mother wasn’t enough…Back for more? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2503 Yes, you must call me Mr. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
2504 So be it… I hope you brought an EpiPen. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2505 Peanut: "Ive gotta say im a little shell shocked, I thought you said the way I dress was irrelephant to the way you feel about me" 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2506 Forget dinner - I’m here to invite you to audition for the new Broadway production of Water for Elephants. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2507 I told corporate that killing me off was the elephant in the room, but really??? 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2508 Thanks for the offer, but I’d rather not have you take a crack at my case. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2509 To be crushed or to be crunchy, that is the question. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2510 It's a studio. But you can call it a room. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2511 Okay, darling. I agree. It IS time that we talk about the Elephant in the Room 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
2512 With your consumer connections and my supply connections, we should be able to corner the market. 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
2513 Tell your boss I haven't forgotten either! He'll get his money! 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2514 Excuse me, please stay away, I'm allergic to elephants. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2515 *Gulp* Ok fine, let's talk about the you in the room . . . 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2516 I'm putting you in charge of investigating why our profit margin is down by 19,000%. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2517 Only takes one good eye to know what's in the room. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2518 So Jimmy Carter was not the worst President, our current one is! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2519 Peanut...? No.... I'm...um...Eustace Tilley! 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
2520 Not one more step,I'll get you like I got all those third-graders. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
2521 Man, I really hope he’s allergic. 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
2522 Let’s address the elephant in the room. Yes, I faked my death. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
2523 Ha! You're banished from the circus, but they still eat me up there. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
2524 I can lead you to an endless supply, but only if I'm alive. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2525 Don't you remember? We shared a flat in SoHo. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
2526 Thank you for meeting with me, Mr. E. Here's the target's dossier along with the agreed upon $100,000 for you to ‘take care of the problem.’ His name is Dennis, and he's a fucking menace. 1.1944 0.04438 144 125 10 9
2527 I’m just so afraid of getting my heart crushed again, Marge. 1.1944 0.04438 144 125 10 9
2528 O.K.. Fine. I'm a legume not a nut. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
2529 Your vacuum cleaner is full 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
2530 I always knew this was how it would end. 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
2531 I need to stop hanging out in bars. 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
2532 Beware the elephant in the room… 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2533 When you called me 'delicious' on the dating app, I thought you were hot for my peanut brain. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2534 I'm old but not afraid, because you are just a shadow of your old self! 1.1942 0.03368 139 117 19 3
2535 That's not a little black dress. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2536 GO! Serving an eviction notice is not the same as serving a snack. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2537 ADDRESS you? I don’t even know your name… 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2538 Well, well, well… looks like the circus is in town! 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2539 Now, now, let’s not be hasty… 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
2540 The time has come for you to diversify your diet. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2541 You! But how did you get past my elite peanut security? 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
2542 dun TUN,dun TUN,dun Tun!! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2543 Yes, I'm well-aware that no mascots dress like this anymore. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2544 Your goober has arrived. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
2545 So, let's talk about the other elephant in the room. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2546 But—they told me you’d forget! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2547 I might look like just another nut, but I'm kind of a big deal. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2548 Would you accept a free EpiPen? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2549 No one told me you were in the room. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2550 Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room, that you are allergic to peanuts? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2551 It's far bigger than we imagined 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2552 Are they paying above minimum wage now old chap? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2553 So, this is how I die. 1.1938 0.03663 129 105 23 1
2554 Trying to ignore Schrodinger's elephant, Mr. Peanut ends up...? 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2555 - "They told me dress to address the elephant in the room". - "This is nuts" 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2556 Found a peanut, found a peanut! 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2557 Hello? Is there someone there? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2558 Out here looking like a snack! 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2559 I swear on my trunk I didn’t mean this when I requested edibles! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2560 Let's just stop and think for a moment. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2561 Easy fella, we both got what we wanted, didn't we? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2562 Okay, okay; I'll admit that you're real. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2563 When you awake from this hypnotic trance, you will have a peanut allergy. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2564 Don't even try to say you don't remember me. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2565 Why, just yesterday I donated to the elephant defense fund! 1.1935 0.03562 124 100 24 0
2566 What do you mean you won’t work for peanuts?” Ann M Smith, Long Beach, M 1.1935 0.04103 155 133 14 8
2567 Are you Asian or African ? 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2568 I'll take the upper. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2569 It's not my fault you said you'd work for peanuts. Know your worth! 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2570 You don't want me... I'm only lightly salted. 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
2571 Yes-l’m leaving. I haven’t had a good nights sleep since we met. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2572 I don't think this intermittent fasting thing is a good idea. Let's order some Pad Thai with those sprinkles you like so much. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2573 You be careful! I am a GMO! 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
2574 Damn the doorman! 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
2575 How'd you fit in the elevator? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2576 THE DARKEST DAY IN MR. PEANUT'S LIFE 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
2577 This motherfucker 1.1931 0.04299 145 125 12 8
2578 So, we meet at last! 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
2579 Bob this is the fourth time your downstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint this month. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
2580 Don't even think about it, you Blimey galoot! 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2581 Ironically, Mr. Peanut would meet the same end as the millions he had condemned to the same gruesome fate. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2582 Cashews anyone? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2583 MrPeanut knew this day would come....he had finally met the elephant in the room. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2584 Well, what about Mr. Peanut in the room? 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
2585 If you don't tell me where you hid my good cane, you're going back to the circus 1.1929 0.03422 140 116 22 2
2586 I think I'm about to crack 1.1929 0.03641 140 115 23 2
2587 Your mother and I want to talk about your adoption 1.1929 0.03641 140 115 23 2
2588 Are you serious? You've never heard of peanut allergies?" 1.1929 0.03497 140 114 25 1
2589 I don't think that we need to address the elephant in the room . . . 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
2590 How’d you get in here??? 1.1929 0.03497 140 114 25 1
2591 When I told the board I’d address the elephant in the room, this is not what I had in mind 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
2592 Dumbo please! Remember how you used to work for peanuts. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2593 I'm not edible; I'm a peanut tout. 1.1926 0.03642 135 113 19 3
2594 I'm a copywrited icon, not your lunch. 1.1926 0.03934 135 115 15 5
2595 You’ve been breathing down my neck since we passed Go. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
2596 Ok, yes, I agree, I’ll be your Vice President candidate! 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
2597 I have a can of cashews in the pantry.... 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2598 If you want people to finally start talking about you, remember that all publicity is good publicity my friend. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
2599 Come any closer and I'll turn into a mouse. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2600 Tell me I'm having a nightmare 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2601 I hope elephants can have peanut allergies 1.1923 0.03417 156 128 26 2
2602 I will NOT address the elephant in the room 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2603 I see you’ve cracked the case. Well, you’ll never crack me. 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2604 I say, what are the odds, us being the first two mascots at the convention? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2605 You won't get away with this. I have friends now. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2606 I should really stop scooping up those gummies in executive lounge. 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2607 Forgive me. I don't mean to seem salty. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2608 Unfortunately, after Mr. Peanut's demise, no one was willing to discuss what was in the room. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2609 And me with just a cane! 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2610 I am NOT an animal! 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2611 According to the business textbooks,I guess I need to address you now. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2612 You wouldn't eat an anachronism with a monocle, would you? 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2613 I've got one good leg and one good eye. This should be a fair fight. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2614 See! Eat the store brands and you become a mere shadow of yourself. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2615 I’m but a shell of my former self - please don’t eat me! 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2616 Have we been shoehorned into a cartoon about that phone call to Georgia after the last presidential election? 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
2617 Oh yeah?? Well I have elephants on MY breath! 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
2618 Uhhhhh, no, but I can offer you some cashews. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
2619 I trust you remember our agreement? 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
2620 Oh my God! Is that my friend Peter I smell on your breath? 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
2621 You again? Don’t you have some Alps to be crossing? 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2622 Got an EpiPen handy? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2623 Can we first discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2624 In a nutshell, when you look better, you feel better. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2625 Dear God, please believe me. I don't TASTE like peanuts! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2626 Mama said there’d be days like this. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2627 Listen hear Dumbo! 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2628 I want you to know that I have a serious elephant allergy. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2629 I had a dream it would end this way 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2630 I’ll be back! 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
2631 I will have you know. I am a major advertising icon. I am no small peanut. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
2632 In the spirit of diplomacy, I am just going to leave and let you have the whole room, ok? 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
2633 And they said Jimmy Carter had problems… 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2634 You saw through the disguise, didn’t you? 1.1913 0.03982 115 97 15 3
2635 Perhaps I could interest you in an exotic macadamia instead? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2636 Choose carefully. You'd choke on the hat and cane. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2637 Do elephants still eat peanuts? 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2638 I'm hoping you'll forget you ever saw me. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2639 No, I did not say "You crack me up." 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2640 I can pay you. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2641 Can we address the elephant in the room? Why is that peanut wearing a top hat and spectacles? 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2642 I guess I have no choice but to adresss this elephant in the room 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2643 Honey, I can explain 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
2644 Im so broke, I have to keep working for Mr. Peanuts" 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
2645 So, you either need a lite-snack or my Super Bowl commercial's going to bomb? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2646 Ozempic? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2647 I'm here to address the elephant in the room 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
2648 Must I state the obvious.... 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
2649 I'm not a peanut. I'm man in a costume. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
2650 I’m brittle and I’m fat. If I go down the wrong way, who’s gonna give you the Heimlich? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2651 Don't get any ideas. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2652 It looks like we’re both going to end up in mascot heaven. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2653 I'll admit it's a bit inelegant, but "glass houses", Bucko. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2654 Mr. Peanut says, "A Black Elephant in the room is bad luck" 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2655 This silence is driving me…well, you know. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2656 I don't want to come out of my shell. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2657 You’re not the ghost of Christmas Future I was hoping for. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2658 Next session we focus on the shadow work and less of the obvious hmmm? 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2659 Stay back, there’s a mouse under this hat, and I know karate!!! 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2660 Be warned, you won't be aboe to stop at just one. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
2661 I hope you've had dinner. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
2662 It’s about time you got here. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2663 That's MISTER "oh yum yum" to you, Dumbo! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2664 My friends don’t want to come over anymore. They say , you’re too touchy-feely . 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2665 Can I interest you in a hat? 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2666 I know you do remember me but give me another clue. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2667 This needs no caption! 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
2668 I sure hope this elephant in the room is metaphorical. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2669 Oh, I was expecting an 800 pound gorilla! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2670 Hey, I'm just the corporate spokesman. I have no say about the recent price hike. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2671 That gecko? I made him, Jumbo! I'll get you a gig as the spokes-animal for Prevagen. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2672 And then for dessert, I had a chocolate peanut butter cup served on top of a warmed up elephant ear. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2673 I have a feeling that's eating me alive. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2674 Any chance your allergic to peanuts? 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2675 Ah, yes. I've been expecting you. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2676 Trust me. I’m empty inside! I’m in marketing. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2677 You have a nut allergy and this is not a room. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2678 I thought I thought I’d wear something a little risqué tonight. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2679 Well, you're definitely *in the room*. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2680 I somehow always knew it was going to end like this… 1.1899 0.04031 158 136 14 8
2681 Should we address the elephant in the room?" "That's rich coming from the peanut gallery 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2682 Seriously, you’re abandoning me and running away to join that political circus? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2683 I wish I could ignore the elephant in this room. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2684 Planters already tried to kill me off once, so do you feel lucky punk, do ya? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2685 Mr Peanut, I’m risking a lot in speaking to you now, but your life is in great danger. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
2686 No, I am not a peanut, I am a marketing giant. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
2687 The medication label warned me about vivid and disturbing dreams. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
2688 You enjoy eating me. It’s okay to say that. It’s the elephant in this room.” 1.1898 0.04460 137 119 10 8
2689 Hey there my little friend... what's cracking?!...🧐... 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
2690 I know you haven’t forgotten that I hate it when you look at me like that. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
2691 OMG! I ordered a pink one! I will contact Amazon.com immediately. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2692 Would you look at the elephant in the room 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2693 It's called intermittent fasting, and it's supposed to speed up your metabolism! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2694 My My. You put on the pounds over the holidays 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2695 I find it hard to believe you forgot which apartment was yours and accidentally came into mine right at lunch time. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
2696 I’m actually apolitical. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2697 So this intimidating elephant in the room has a peanut allergy. Interesting … 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2698 Hey dumbo, show me your nuts! 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
2699 So here's how it goes, you talk to the heard about you end of our bargain, no one hears about your allergy, and this meeting never happened. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
2700 So, you think you're the only elephant in the room 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2701 What junk in your trunk? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2702 'The elephant in the room" suddenly has new meaning to me. 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
2703 I'll address the elephant in the room. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
2704 Without you, darling, I'd be a mere shell of a man. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2705 I haven't forgotten, either! 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
2706 So you’re finally going to acknowledge the talking peanut in the room? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2707 What kind of shell game are you playing? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2708 What’d you think I meant by “shell game”? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2709 It’s time to address you—yes, I’m a cannibal. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2710 Just hold on there, my good man. I can assure you that you will never forget this travesty you may be contemplating. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2711 I may be a nut, but I'm not crazy 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2712 Honey…I didn’t hear you come in. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2713 Poirot reveals the killer, the elephant in the room. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
2714 You see, Mr. Elephant, I’m a city nut — boiled endlessly in a street cart and coated with bitter burnt sugar. Just bear that in mind. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2715 I may look delicious, but I was created in 1916 and believe me, my wife won’t even sleep in the same bed with me. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2716 I have a modest proposal. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2717 Henceforth, you will desist from referring to me as 'lunch'. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2718 Did you know peanut allergies are on the rise? I hope you brought your "eleph-i-pen" 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2719 Look, I get noticed all the time but that hasn't improved my shell-esteem. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2720 Mister Elephant I presume. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
2721 Just when they brought me back! 1.1885 0.04088 122