Contest #884


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 What do you mean, 'we can do this the smooth way or the crunchy way'...?! 1.7193 0.01799 2059 1056 525 478
1 My old nemesis. After all these years I’m an empty shell and you are a shadow of your former self. 1.7153 0.02054 1514 760 425 329
2 The cane is made of ivory. Why do you ask? 1.7029 0.01235 4244 2192 1121 931
3 Tell Babar I'll have the money for him by Saturday! I swear! 1.6905 0.02161 1354 702 369 283
4 Don't you Republicans already have enough nuts? 1.6846 0.01445 3205 1737 742 726
5 My name is Mr. Peanut. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.6655 0.01482 2900 1571 728 601
6 It was then that Mr. Peanut realized the full implications of supporting the Republican party 1.6636 0.01989 1626 888 397 341
7 It seems we both represent nuts. 1.6632 0.01490 2892 1579 708 605
8 Sorry! A nut is now the official symbol of the Republican Party. 1.6597 0.01187 4925 2833 935 1157
9 Yes, but I am an icon and you Sir are merely a metaphor. 1.6580 0.01067 5404 2903 1446 1055
10 It was at this moment Mr.Peanut knew he was going to end up in the trunk 1.6565 0.01462 2833 1511 784 538
11 What a coincidence, I have an elephant allergy. 1.6464 0.01557 2412 1282 701 429
12 I can feel you unshelling me with your eyes. 1.6463 0.01782 1886 1016 521 349
13 The cane? I have Planter's facetious. 1.6423 0.01617 2393 1329 591 473
14 I think I just salted myself 1.6384 0.01678 2193 1217 552 424
15 Unsalted, why do you ask? 1.6378 0.01326 3321 1788 948 585
16 So you remember everything except the restraining order. 1.6357 0.01844 1765 968 472 325
17 Sorry, wrong office. I’m looking for the 800-pound gorilla. 1.6346 0.01545 2515 1382 670 463
18 Yes well now you must address the PEANUT in the room 1.6295 0.01393 2996 1631 844 521
19 I was hoping you might forget. 1.6269 0.01483 2557 1374 763 420
20 'Please tell me you have a peanut allergy.' 1.6231 0.01381 2953 1612 848 493
21 Back off, or I release the mouse. 1.6222 0.01593 2226 1208 651 367
22 Tell my wife it happened at a baseball game..not like this. 1.6179 0.01983 1421 772 420 229
23 I suppose we should address the elephant in the room? 1.6110 0.02450 905 490 277 138
24 Yes, I'm free for lunch. 1.6080 0.01523 2408 1329 694 385
25 Ok. I agree you're in the room. Now let's negotiate. 1.6024 0.01706 1796 968 574 254
26 And that’s basically the job. I assume you’re willing to work for peanuts? 1.6013 0.01379 2887 1597 844 446
27 Seriously? I thought you were a metaphor! 1.5992 0.01398 2807 1558 816 433
28 You represent an organization that's gone mad and I represent a snack company. I'd say we're both nuts. 1.5966 0.01170 4360 2536 1047 777
29 There’s no way I’m getting in the trunk. 1.5921 0.01413 2797 1584 770 443
30 Charlie, Snoopy, Lucy… they’re the peanuts you want. 1.5919 0.01456 2568 1437 742 389
31 Before you do anything rash, let me warn you that I may contain nuts. 1.5904 0.01229 3608 2024 1038 546
32 The GOP. Just a dark shadow of its former self. 1.5872 0.01529 2449 1415 630 404
33 We both work for peanuts, so we have that in common. 1.5869 0.01982 1300 711 415 174
34 I'll make you a deal: You don't eat me and I won't tell anyone you don't like Trump. 1.5848 0.01551 2411 1407 598 406
35 Two cliches in a room. Does that make us a touché? 1.5830 0.01470 2717 1600 650 467
36 Easy, big fella--I own the Company. I can get you a lot more where I come from! 1.5828 0.02437 858 472 272 114
37 The cane means I am way past my expiration date. 1.5818 0.01893 1437 796 446 195
38 You Republicans don't scare me, with your big fat trump, I mean trunk. 1.5799 0.01707 2047 1221 465 361
39 Would it help if I told you I'm a Republican?" 1.5759 0.01801 1601 899 482 220
40 I’m a TRADEMARK. YOU’RE only a SYMBOL! 1.5630 0.01533 2190 1251 645 294
41 I don't suppose you're allergic to peanuts . . .? 1.5600 0.01558 2109 1208 621 280
42 Remember, you're just a metaphor. 1.5425 0.01910 1294 739 409 146
43 So you did remember! 1.5385 0.01633 1766 1011 559 196
44 I contain peanuts. 1.5358 0.01466 2895 1884 471 540
45 Oh, good. My last roommate didn't have a vacuum. 1.5282 0.01572 2482 1623 407 452
46 I suppose it would be too much to hope you're allergic? 1.5269 0.01574 2099 1277 538 284
47 Most Republicans prefer us stale, puffy, and orange. 1.5117 0.01807 1843 1224 295 324
48 That would be Mr. Peanut to you Dumbo. 1.5103 0.01656 1850 1144 468 238
49 The unit is small, but the rent is cheap. You'll be paying peanuts. 1.5084 0.01972 1192 713 352 127
50 I can’t believe my eye. 1.5061 0.01921 1632 1093 252 287
51 My relatives are tired of shelling out for you and your family! 1.5031 0.01773 1602 999 400 203
52 Does anyone want to address the peanut in the room? 1.5016 0.01781 1585 990 395 200
53 I'm not who you think... I'm the guy from Monopoly!! 1.5006 0.01792 1590 1001 382 207
54 I’m well aware that you’re in the room. 1.4987 0.01845 1500 947 358 195
55 I believe this goes without saying, but there is, in fact, a large elephant in the room 1.4984 0.01936 1222 740 355 127
56 I'm long past my shell-by date. 1.4984 0.01874 1517 975 328 214
57 Hello! My name is Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.4979 0.01955 1454 952 280 222
58 Make it look like anaphylaxis. 1.4974 0.01787 1526 948 397 181
59 Careful, I have a mouse in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.4935 0.01932 1378 880 316 182
60 It was at that moment that Mr. Peanut realized he could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.4908 0.02036 1306 855 261 190
61 Uh, your Tinder profile looked different. 1.4901 0.01927 1365 871 319 175
62 Apparently it’s time to address the elephant in the room. 1.4901 0.01878 1357 847 355 155
63 All these years a major donor, and it ends like this? 1.4887 0.01892 1324 825 351 148
64 Sorry, the Party needs a symbol that better aligns with its candidates. 1.4875 0.02035 1280 835 266 179
65 I don't suppose I could interest you in a cashew? 1.4872 0.01986 1293 831 294 168
66 Well, sometimes I feel like a nut. Right now, I don’t. 1.4869 0.02012 1224 793 272 159
67 I need a word with you: anaphylaxis. 1.4868 0.02177 1288 893 163 232
68 On my dating profile, I said elegant. 1.4865 0.02133 1225 817 220 188
69 You wouldn’t eat a fellow Republican, would you? 1.4854 0.01957 1230 769 325 136
70 Don’t worry sweetheart, no one saw me come up to the room” 1.4849 0.02061 1093 680 296 117
71 I guess this is when I address the elephant in the room. 1.4848 0.01946 1246 780 328 138
72 I fear this will not end well. 1.4843 0.02060 1082 671 298 113
73 But, I’m a Republican peanut. 1.4832 0.02057 1072 663 300 109
74 But I don’t want to be Speaker.” 1.4830 0.02114 1176 770 244 162
75 So when you said, "let's do lunch"... 1.4829 0.02073 1168 751 270 147
76 I said I wanted to talk ABOUT the elephant in the room, not TO it. 1.4825 0.02017 1198 762 294 142
77 Nobody talked about YOU being in the room. 1.4820 0.01993 1197 755 307 135
78 Well, well, well. Look who didn’t forget. 1.4803 0.02025 1166 739 294 133
79 I knew I should have picked door number three. 1.4802 0.02114 1035 648 277 110
80 How humiliating...death by cliché 1.4801 0.02124 1133 737 248 148
81 Let me live and I'll take you to my supplier. 1.4789 0.02050 1161 743 280 138
82 Well well, if it isn’t the elephant in the room. 1.4756 0.02159 1064 689 244 131
83 Look. I took care of that 800-pound gorilla, and I can do the same to you! 1.4752 0.02019 1130 712 299 119
84 My mistake, I thought you were a metaphor. 1.4746 0.02118 1081 695 259 127
85 Suddenly the free Taylor Swift tickets seemed like a trap... 1.4742 0.02185 1084 715 224 145
86 Have you ever tried cashews? 1.4739 0.02151 1036 664 253 119
87 ”I must warn you I’m a hard nut to crack. 1.4717 0.02127 1026 652 264 110
88 That’s MISTER Peanut, Dumbo. 1.4688 0.02190 1011 656 236 119
89 The elephant in the room, I presume! 1.4665 0.02202 984 637 235 112
90 I think we should address... well, you in the room. 1.4663 0.02320 920 604 203 113
91 We BOTH were mistreated at the circus. 1.4660 0.02239 942 608 229 105
92 I hoped you had forgotten. 1.4659 0.02216 938 600 239 99
93 So... are we going to talk about the peanut in the room? 1.4658 0.02261 966 634 214 118
94 I knew you would never forget. 1.4655 0.02195 956 612 243 101
95 I was hoping for the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4654 0.02282 967 640 204 123
96 I'd rather be a silly Mr. Peanut than a metaphor that no one wants to talk about! 1.4642 0.02291 935 614 208 113
97 This might be a good time to remind you just how common peanut allergies are. 1.4640 0.02263 931 605 220 106
98 But, I’m just one peanut. I know where there are more. 1.4632 0.02187 924 585 250 89
99 So you're not a metaphor? 1.4629 0.02307 929 613 202 114
100 Let's not turn this into some sort of circus. 1.4627 0.02269 884 566 227 91
101 Here for revenge? I should have known you'd never forget. 1.4615 0.02243 895 572 233 90
102 The moment Mr. peanut realized he had to stop finding lovers on craigslist 1.4613 0.02365 917 615 181 121
103 You did say you were willing to work for peanuts. 1.4604 0.02276 871 558 225 88
104 And there's another thing. I'm a Democrat! 1.4593 0.02296 884 574 214 96
105 I did tell you I am a Republican, didn't I? 1.4568 0.02173 902 570 252 80
106 This is a family run business so you'll be working for peanuts ... literally. 1.4554 0.02315 841 543 213 85
107 Mr. Peanut? Why, no! I'm Mr. Hand Grenade! 1.4542 0.02452 830 557 169 104
108 Nobody ever wants to address the peanut in the room. 1.4542 0.02496 808 544 161 103
109 Is that an elephant in the room or am I nuts? 1.4539 0.02505 857 597 133 127
110 Let's get this straight, this is my Peanut Gallery and you're just an elephant in the room. 1.4522 0.02357 805 521 204 80
111 Before you do anything, consider what we have in common: we're loved by millions but shamlessly used by the Man—also, neither of us is wearing pants. 1.4515 0.02399 815 537 188 90
112 It's still "Mr. Peanut" to you. 1.4508 0.02383 834 552 188 94
113 So we agree you'll work for peanuts? 1.4494 0.02404 801 527 188 86
114 How did you get past the doorman? 1.4494 0.02510 741 489 171 81
115 The rent is reasonable but still I'd like to know what became of your prior roommates. 1.4487 0.02483 789 529 166 94
116 You can throw your weight around all you want, but I’m still MISTER Peanut to you! 1.4481 0.02496 761 506 169 86
117 They always leave it to the peanut gallery to address the elephant in the room..... 1.4476 0.02575 735 494 153 88
118 You’ll find that I’m one tough nut to crack. 1.4468 0.02369 770 497 202 71
119 It’s not like you to forget. 1.4466 0.02408 759 493 193 73
120 Please tell me you're an idiom. 1.4464 0.02453 755 496 181 78
121 Mr. Peanut realized that his support for the Republican Party has come back to haunt him. 1.4454 0.02707 723 503 118 102
122 Damn auto correct! I texted the escort agency: "Looking for an 'elegant' lady." 1.4443 0.02768 700 490 109 101
123 We need to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.4441 0.02503 743 494 168 81
124 Before you come any closer, you should know I have a mouse under my hat. 1.4437 0.02508 764 514 161 89
125 My wife is starting to get suspicious. 1.4428 0.02473 734 483 177 74
126 Yes, we have party nuts but not as many as the GOP. 1.4421 0.02758 708 498 107 103
127 So Mr Elephant, are you willing to work for peanuts? 1.4410 0.02591 703 472 152 79
128 I see the freight elevator is working again. 1.4408 0.02564 710 475 157 78
129 You can't. I'm copyrighted. 1.4407 0.02530 717 477 164 76
130 This is not the time to think outside the shell. 1.4397 0.02768 721 514 97 110
131 Call me a nut all you want, but you’re the elephant in the living room everyone’s talking about. 1.4392 0.03555 362 241 83 38
132 But I was just starting to come out of my shell! 1.4389 0.02617 679 455 150 74
133 I think it is time we addressed, um, well, you. 1.4386 0.02575 700 469 155 76
134 No, no, the ad said, "Will Work For Mr. Peanuts." 1.4382 0.02779 671 468 112 91
135 I have a mouse in my pocket, don’t make me use it 1.4377 0.02771 658 455 118 85
136 You prefer almonds, right? 1.4370 0.02547 698 465 161 72
137 108 years with the company and this is how they tell me? 1.4365 0.02783 630 431 123 76
138 I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm over a hundred years past my expiration date. 1.4363 0.02553 699 467 159 73
139 I’m warning you—don’t mess with me, I’m a nut. 1.4363 0.02694 683 470 128 85
140 Oops, wrong meeting 1.4362 0.02589 658 435 159 64
141 Pardon me, but I have an elephant allergy 1.4361 0.02499 704 465 171 68
142 Remember, I'm your agent, not your meal ticket. 1.4359 0.02684 647 436 140 71
143 Don't come any closer! I've got an elephant allergy! 1.4350 0.02601 669 447 153 69
144 This certainly gives a new meaning to crunch time. 1.4319 0.02668 646 436 141 69
145 Should’ve known better than to accept an invitation to Trunk Tower.” 1.4317 0.02722 637 434 131 72
146 Frankly, I think the dating service matched us for the wrong reasons. 1.4316 0.02737 621 421 132 68
147 Suddenly I'm feeling like a moderate Republican in Congress. 1.4303 0.02814 595 406 122 67
148 We can't be seen together - I just got out of the can. 1.4301 0.02683 658 450 133 75
149 First, we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.4299 0.02536 670 444 164 62
150 ''If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, ask yourself, ""Will I be able to stop at just one?'' 1.4283 0.02766 600 407 129 64
151 A batch is coming, I promise! The pure stuff—no salt, no roasting. I just need a little time. 1.4272 0.02844 611 426 109 76
152 I may be a nut, but I’m not a Republican. 1.4269 0.02866 602 420 107 75
153 You do know, I was part of the Carter administration." 1.4259 0.02723 594 399 137 58
154 Blind dates are the worst. 1.4238 0.02804 564 381 127 56
155 You haven’t seen Mrs. Peanut anywhere, have you? 1.4229 0.02713 584 391 139 54
156 They said the RNC was looking for nuts. 1.4225 0.03004 568 404 88 76
157 I'm doomed, there IS an elephant in the room. 1.4215 0.02716 605 411 133 61
158 Well Played, Moriarty. Well Played. 1.4211 0.02606 634 426 149 59
159 Are we going to address it? 1.4206 0.02771 573 388 129 56
160 How silly of me to think you might forget. 1.4203 0.02789 571 388 126 57
161 I have to warn you, Planters knows where I am. 1.4189 0.02883 530 360 118 52
162 Let’s face it—we’re both mascots for an organization of nuts. 1.4182 0.02961 581 415 89 77
163 Oh, f#&k! 1.4176 0.03207 510 371 66 73
164 This is awkward. 1.4167 0.02762 528 350 136 42
165 I knew it was a mistake for me to live in a building whose elevator had a 6-ton weight limit. 1.4161 0.02636 572 378 150 44
166 I think we both knew this day would eventually come 1.4158 0.02723 570 384 135 51
167 Oh we’ll see who’s scared when Mickey walks in. 1.4157 0.02878 534 365 116 53
168 Trust me. The hat and cane taste awful. 1.4153 0.02650 549 360 150 39
169 Don't look at me that way. 1.4151 0.02774 542 364 131 47
170 I’m warning you. I have a mouse under my hat, and I’m not afraid to use it. 1.4142 0.03001 507 351 102 54
171 Well, I guess it's finally time to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4142 0.02739 565 382 132 51
172 Suddenly Mr. Peanut was struck by the realization that the phrase "'The elephant in the room' presented unique existential issues he had never confronted as a brand mascot. 1.4139 0.03121 575 428 56 91
173 You knew I was salty when you met me. 1.4134 0.02840 537 366 120 51
174 Don’t step on me unless you want Planters fasciitis. 1.4134 0.02948 537 375 102 60
175 Tell Mrs. Peanut that I’ll sign the papers. 1.4133 0.02940 542 379 102 61
176 So it’s settled - no discussing you and no roasting me. 1.4128 0.03035 533 379 88 66
177 I'm not worth it, I'm only a shell of a man. 1.4123 0.02862 553 383 112 58
178 Oops,wrong party! 1.4112 0.02834 535 365 120 50
179 Unsalted is in the next room! 1.4112 0.02747 535 358 134 43
180 I'm sorry, I was expecting the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4104 0.02779 519 347 131 41
181 We really need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4100 0.02754 522 348 134 40
182 May I ask if you're familiar with the health benefits of almonds? 1.4093 0.03001 518 364 96 58
183 Is it too late to talk? 1.4091 0.02800 506 338 129 39
184 Relax! I'm allergic. 1.4090 0.02862 511 347 119 45
185 uh oh...I would be the one to finally meet the elephant in the room 1.4089 0.02918 538 376 104 58
186 But I'm not a real peanut. I just play one on TV. 1.4086 0.03002 509 356 98 55
187 Hey, why don't you eat someone your own size?! 1.4082 0.02979 463 313 111 39
188 This was the moment Mr. Peanut realized that he was not only the only guest at the party but the refreshments too. 1.4080 0.03054 500 352 92 56
189 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.4070 0.02874 511 349 116 46
190 Not one step closer - I have a mouse in my pocket! 1.4068 0.03043 472 326 100 46
191 I'm here to avenge my father. And sister. And roughly seventeen cousins. 1.4065 0.02939 492 337 110 45
192 Remember, this time wait for me in the lobby. Everyone gets uncomfortable when you are in the room. 1.4059 0.02944 510 354 105 51
193 Swelling, wheezing, shortness of breath, difficulty swallowing, loss of consciousness. Should I go on? 1.4052 0.02977 496 344 103 49
194 Wrong room. 1.4049 0.02916 494 338 112 44
195 How about we discuss the peanut in the room for a change? 1.4049 0.03146 494 355 78 61
196 Have you eaten? 1.4048 0.02963 499 346 104 49
197 Don’t forget about your allergies.” 1.4048 0.02915 504 347 110 47
198 Can we talk about the legume in the room? 1.4043 0.02889 507 348 113 46
199 Your nutrition coach called. He wants you to switch to raw & unsalted. 1.4036 0.02813 498 335 125 38
200 You never were the type to forget about lunch 1.4029 0.02920 479 326 113 40
201 Is that a mouse behind you? 1.4023 0.03118 440 304 95 41
202 Too bad about your allergy. 1.4023 0.02828 532 367 116 49
203 One step more, Mr. Dumbo, and you’ll be meeting my friend Ana Phylaxis. 1.4022 0.03043 465 322 99 44
204 Claudette, no, I can’t go back to the circus. Not after all I’ve accomplished. Do you know what it takes to get to where I am now? To be on top? But I guess it was those shambling crowds under those sweltering summer tents that taught me: it’s either you step on others or get crushed beneath the boots of the mob. 1.4021 0.03400 475 357 45 73
205 I beg your pardon! You'd like to see me spread out on what? 1.4021 0.02967 485 335 105 45
206 I was just sitting in the peanut gallery but came down as soon as I heard there was an elephant in the room. 1.4017 0.03056 478 335 94 49
207 Maybe to you I'm just a snack, or maybe to me you're just a metaphorical idiom. 1.4017 0.03018 483 337 98 48
208 I’m still voting for Biden. 1.4016 0.03120 488 349 82 57
209 You might have to use the freight elevator if you want to rent the apartment. 1.4016 0.02840 498 338 120 40
210 Can I suggest you try almonds instead? 1.4012 0.02880 481 326 117 38
211 Allow me to explain the difference between a nut and a legume. 1.4012 0.02904 486 332 113 41
212 Just so you know, I’m salted, not circus. 1.4008 0.02777 484 322 130 32
213 From then on, he was known as Mr. Peanut Butter. 1.4004 0.03146 447 313 89 45
214 It’s time to address the elephant in the room….. I’m not a nut. I’m a legume. 1.4004 0.03092 467 328 91 48
215 Since our circus days are over, would you join me on 'Dancing with the Stars?' 1.4000 0.03026 465 322 100 43
216 So, Moriarty, at last we eat...I mean meet...meet. 1.3995 0.02989 423 283 111 29
217 For an inkblot, you're giving off quite a predatory vibe. 1.3987 0.03150 449 316 87 46
218 First they came for the cashews, and I did nothing...... 1.3982 0.03290 457 333 66 58
219 You come any closer you will need your epi pen 1.3966 0.02891 474 323 114 37
220 They say you identify as a RINO. 1.3956 0.03133 455 322 86 47
221 It was then that Mr. Peanut knew he had to face the elephant in the room. 1.3956 0.03149 455 323 84 48
222 I knew I should have voted Democratic. 1.3956 0.03014 450 310 102 38
223 But it’s certainly possible to ignore the peanut in the room. 1.3943 0.03097 459 324 89 46
224 Mr. Peanut to you! 1.3940 0.02982 467 324 102 41
225 Well, well, well. If it isn't Shanda from East Timor; we meet again. But this time it looks as though I have the advantage. I can merely walk out that door while you—wait a minute, how did you even get in here? 1.3939 0.03288 462 340 62 60
226 It’s about time I addressed the elephant in the room. 1.3939 0.03143 424 295 91 38
227 I don't suppose you have allergies... 1.3936 0.02954 437 296 110 31
228 No. No. I’m Mr. Cashew! 1.3935 0.02998 460 319 101 40
229 Aren't you supposed to be a metaphor? 1.3934 0.03162 427 299 88 40
230 I’m telling ya, big boy, the real nuts are in your party. 1.3933 0.03219 450 324 75 51
231 These escape rooms are getting eerily personal. 1.3933 0.02932 478 331 106 41
232 It's a common mistake. I'm Mr. Legume! 1.3931 0.03137 435 305 89 41
233 Remember, anaphylaxis can be lethal. 1.3930 0.02975 458 316 104 38
234 But what about your allergies?! 1.3925 0.02951 456 313 107 36
235 You Republicans are always looking for nuts! 1.3925 0.03349 456 339 55 62
236 I feel a mixed metaphor coming on... 1.3925 0.03191 428 302 84 42
237 I said I need a salting not assaulting!" 1.3918 0.02880 490 339 110 41
238 Hope you have an epi pen 1.3918 0.03239 416 294 81 41
239 Let's talk about the peanut in the room. 1.3907 0.03022 471 332 94 45
240 That's right, I'm the peanut in the room that no one wants to talk about. 1.3900 0.03063 459 324 91 44
241 You're in a dark place Babar. 1.3885 0.03167 435 309 83 43
242 What a rare honour to MEET the elephant in the room! 1.3883 0.03036 461 325 93 43
243 So Jumbo, we meet at last. 1.3879 0.03082 428 298 94 36
244 No, my cane is not made of ivory! 1.3873 0.03180 426 302 83 41
245 No. For once, let's address the peanut in the room! 1.3866 0.03236 419 299 78 42
246 any chance you’ve got an allergy? 1.3865 0.03282 414 297 74 43
247 You know, my people didn't have it easy at the circus either." 1.3863 0.03253 422 303 75 44
248 So, you’re finally here to address the peanut in the room. 1.3857 0.03268 407 290 77 40
249 Well dear boy, I'm afraid we find ourselves in a painfully cliched situation. 1.3857 0.03140 420 295 88 37
250 That's Mr. Peanut to you!! 1.3855 0.03219 428 307 77 44
251 You can eat one peanut now.... or wait 15 minutes and I can get you all the peanuts you want. 1.3853 0.03088 423 295 93 35
252 This just came on the market. It has 12 foot ceilings, a over sized jacuzzi tub and a great view of the Bronx Zoo. 1.3852 0.03397 392 283 67 42
253 Don't forget, you are allergic to peanuts. 1.3850 0.03159 413 290 87 36
254 You’re right. You probably would remember if you had a peanut allergy. 1.3844 0.03153 424 300 85 39
255 What if I vote Republican? 1.3841 0.03189 427 305 80 42
256 So, we meet at last. They assured me you were only a metaphor. 1.3834 0.03138 446 320 81 45
257 I thought you didn't show up to debates. 1.3827 0.03295 405 291 73 41
258 Easy, big fella. It's only a costume. 1.3823 0.03177 429 307 80 42
259 Ignore you? No way! 1.3823 0.03219 395 278 83 34
260 I’ve been having this nightmare ever since that classic Mary Tyler Moore episode! 1.3823 0.03578 395 297 45 53
261 I think it's time you addressed the peanut in the room. 1.3821 0.03387 390 282 67 41
262 Let's just calm down - "Eat the Rich" is just figurative, okay? 1.3820 0.03241 411 294 77 40
263 You're not at all like your Tinder photo. 1.3818 0.03214 406 288 81 37
264 First, let’s address the peanut in the room. 1.3812 0.03127 425 301 86 38
265 I should have known you wouldn't forget. 1.3810 0.03172 420 299 82 39
266 Remember, you can't eat just one. 1.3810 0.03234 399 283 80 36
267 Easy for you--no one ever addresses the peanut in the room 1.3810 0.03368 399 290 66 43
268 Yes, I'm addressing the elephant in the room! 1.3808 0.03318 407 295 69 43
269 Why yes. I'm Mr. Peanut. And you must be the Elephant in the Room? 1.3800 0.03304 400 288 72 40
270 You’re safe. people don’t talk about the elephant in the room but they always talk about their peanut allergies immediately! 1.3799 0.03206 379 264 86 29
271 You got a casting call too? 1.3798 0.03181 387 270 87 30
272 When they told me you’d “work for peanuts” I didn’t realize the implications. 1.3791 0.03346 393 284 69 40
273 I may look innocent, but under this top hat and behind this monocle is a tempting, crunchy morsel of pure allergen than can make you writhe in pain, up to, and including death. 1.3783 0.03105 415 292 89 34
274 I have mouse friends. 1.3782 0.03078 394 272 95 27
275 What if you’re allergic, Dumbo? 1.3772 0.03133 395 276 89 30
276 I’should warn you I was produced in a facility that processes peanuts. 1.3772 0.03194 395 279 83 33
277 I swear I didn't know she was your wife. 1.3767 0.03517 361 263 60 38
278 So, you're the elephant in the room? I my good man am Peanut-Mr. Peanut. 1.3766 0.03160 401 283 85 33
279 One step closer and I shall be forced to release...the Mouse! 1.3763 0.03151 388 271 88 29
280 I,on the other hand,have a severe elephant allergy. 1.3756 0.03053 386 280 73 33
281 I'm not worried, you're just a figure of speech. 1.3754 0.03315 357 251 78 28
282 Funny, I know I should be terrified, but all I can think about is, how did you push the buttons on the elevator? 1.3750 0.03285 376 267 77 32
283 Can I interest you in some pistachios? 1.3739 0.03340 353 249 76 28
284 The circus will never find us here. 1.3731 0.03111 402 283 88 31
285 Until now I thought the elephant in the room was that I'm not wearing pants. 1.3728 0.03323 405 297 65 43
286 No, I'm um ... Mr. Legume. 1.3727 0.03477 381 282 56 43
287 You're probably easier to ignore when you're not drooling. 1.3725 0.03316 349 245 78 26
288 Why yes, my cane is made from ivory. Why do you ask? 1.3725 0.03509 349 253 62 34
289 Well, this was inevitable... 1.3724 0.03083 384 266 93 25
290 You'd be surprised. Peanut allergies can pop up overnight! 1.3722 0.03321 352 248 77 27
291 You must be "Deep Trunk." 1.3720 0.03251 414 302 70 42
292 Oops. When they said "elephant in the room," I assumed they meant Trump. 1.3710 0.03537 345 251 60 34
293 You WANT to work for peanuts? 1.3706 0.03270 367 260 78 29
294 Luckily for you, I’m allergic to elephants 1.3702 0.03278 362 261 70 31
295 I wish I weren't dressed for dinner." 1.3701 0.03172 408 293 79 36
296 My psychiatrist says you are not an elephant at all, but a representation of my mother’s towering expectations. 1.3698 0.03388 338 239 73 26
297 No, I am not the Monopoly guy. We get that all the time though. 1.3693 0.03026 398 277 95 26
298 I've never met a metaphor before. 1.3690 0.03291 374 268 74 32
299 Are you nuts?! You can't hide the body in your trunk! 1.3680 0.03180 413 299 76 38
300 You’re a peanut wearing a top hat and monocle. Yet, somehow I’m still the elephant in the room? 1.3674 0.03501 362 267 57 38
301 One doesn’t address the elephant in the room in polite society, Sir. 1.3673 0.03251 373 266 77 30
302 The peanut gallery declines to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.3672 0.03513 354 260 58 36
303 It's MISTER peanut to you, buddy! 1.3668 0.03359 349 249 72 28
304 I always knew it would end this way. 1.3665 0.03240 352 247 81 24
305 No, let’s talk about the peanut in the room! 1.3664 0.03426 363 265 63 35
306 Before we go nuts, let’s address the elephant in the room. 1.3663 0.03133 404 289 82 33
307 For Mr. Peanut,the elephant in the room was the elephant in the room. 1.3657 0.03372 361 261 68 32
308 Well, I'm glad we finally met but I'll just go ahead and say it - I think we both lied a bit on our dating profiles. 1.3642 0.03599 313 226 60 27
309 So you’re the guy no one wants to talk about… 1.3639 0.03534 338 247 59 32
310 You may walk on in peace, my friend, or you may choose the sting of my cane. 1.3639 0.03356 349 250 71 28
311 But your party already has a nut. 1.3634 0.03560 344 254 55 35
312 No, I’ll wait for the next elevator. 1.3631 0.03191 347 242 84 21
313 You never forgot, did you? 1.3629 0.03346 361 261 69 31
314 I meant “Dumbo” as a term of endearment! 1.3628 0.03425 328 234 69 25
315 Be kind. I’m just a shell of a man. 1.3620 0.03355 326 230 74 22
316 You look nothing like your dating app photograph. 1.3598 0.03555 328 240 58 30
317 You’ve heard of the tail wagging the dog? Well let’s just say the nuts are running the GOP now… 1.3596 0.03752 317 237 46 34
318 So nice of you to have me for lunch. 1.3592 0.03282 348 248 75 25
319 Wait—nobody ever mentioned an elephant in the room. 1.3584 0.03610 346 260 48 38
320 I remember when your party couldn’t do enough for the monocle and top hat crowd. 1.3583 0.03555 321 234 59 28
321 Forgive me but, hasn't Gary Larson already covered this? 1.3578 0.03533 313 226 62 25
322 Am I going to bring it up, or you? 1.3578 0.03353 341 245 70 26
323 Yeah, I'm fucked. 1.3578 0.03742 341 261 38 42
324 In an awkward encounter, Mr. Peanut has no choice but to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.3577 0.03496 355 264 55 36
325 Would you believe I'm Mr. Monopoly? 1.3575 0.03265 358 257 74 27
326 Be your Vice President? Um, sure, I guess so. 1.3569 0.03495 325 236 62 27
327 ‘Don’t you move a muscle, there’s a mouse under my hat’ 1.3564 0.03522 303 217 64 22
328 Any chance you have a peanut allergy? 1.3561 0.03382 351 256 65 30
329 But I identify as an avocado. 1.3557 0.03747 298 220 50 28
330 I was hoping that you forgot. 1.3557 0.03535 343 255 54 34
331 Come, come. We’ve both benefitted from our little arrangement. 1.3554 0.03250 332 234 78 20
332 I thought you would be pink. 1.3552 0.03662 290 210 57 23
333 You don’t look like your profile picture either. 1.3548 0.03583 310 226 58 26
334 Let’s see. Top hat, check. Monocle, check. Elephant gun… 1.3540 0.03490 339 250 58 31
335 Now just give me a minute and I can call all my friends, they’re already shelled and perfectly roasted… 1.3538 0.03107 359 253 85 21
336 What will you do if I tell you I’m a Democrat? 1.3537 0.03395 311 221 70 20
337 Why is no one talking about the peanut in the room? 1.3537 0.03574 328 243 54 31
338 Hold on a minute big fella, let's talk options. So, you're craving a peanut treat? Well, I know all the big guys in the peanut industry. I can have millions of peanuts delivered to you within the hour if you just let me out of this door. 1.3534 0.03747 348 270 33 45
339 Listen pal, they keep me off airplanes for a reason. 1.3533 0.03350 317 225 72 20
340 No one but the Elephant had the courage to acknowledge the peanut in the room. 1.3533 0.03552 334 248 54 32
341 Stay back! Metaphors don't eat mascots! 1.3529 0.03673 306 226 52 28
342 Objects in your monocle may appear closer... 1.3528 0.03454 326 237 63 26
343 You thought I would forget? 1.3526 0.03445 329 242 59 28
344 That's MISTER Peanut. 1.3523 0.03673 281 203 57 21
345 Surely we can rise above such stereotypes. 1.3522 0.03532 301 217 62 22
346 I think I’m going to be assaulted peanut. 1.3520 0.03574 321 237 55 29
347 I’m salted and you have high blood pressure. 1.3519 0.03294 341 245 72 24
348 It's not that hard to ignore the peanut in the room. 1.3518 0.03514 307 222 62 23
349 I suspect our core issues trace back to days in the circus. 1.3517 0.03401 344 252 63 29
350 This happens every time you get drunk. I’ll put on a pot of coffee. 1.3515 0.03732 330 252 40 38
351 This is not the expiration date I imagined. 1.3514 0.03407 313 224 68 21
352 And that’s where it began, at the top of a golden tower in New York. The origin of fake news, as it was concocted between a nut and the elephant in the room. #elephantsdontactuallylikepeanuts #trumptower 1.3512 0.03824 336 262 30 44
353 Stop shelling me with your eyes. 1.3509 0.03253 322 227 77 18
354 No, the other elephant in the room. 1.3506 0.03594 308 226 56 26
355 Don't even think about it. I'm a registered trademark. 1.3506 0.03241 328 232 77 19
356 I refuse to be eaten by a metaphor. 1.3505 0.03683 311 232 49 30
357 No, I am not with the New Yorker. Why do you ask? 1.3503 0.03445 334 245 61 28
358 Are you the one nobody talks about? 1.3502 0.03520 317 232 59 26
359 Mr. Peanut? Oh no, Dumbo, I'm just the Monopoly guy with a skin condition! 1.3500 0.03474 300 215 65 20
360 You don't want to eat me- I'm almost 108 years old! 1.3497 0.03359 346 253 65 28
361 Do you have your EpiPen? 1.3494 0.03411 312 224 67 21
362 Yes, I've done quite well for myself since our days at Barnum & Bailey. 1.3488 0.03496 301 217 63 21
363 Let's talk about what YOU'RE doing in the room! 1.3488 0.03559 301 219 59 23
364 Well then, let's talk about what peanut allergies can do. 1.3485 0.03525 330 245 55 30
365 Never mind my complaint about the noise from this apartment. 1.3480 0.03416 319 231 65 23
366 Mr. Peanut addresses the elephant in the room . . . 1.3478 0.03365 322 232 68 22
367 I'm anthropomorphic, you're an idiom, and it's only a myth. 1.3478 0.03574 299 218 58 23
368 Me calling you Dumbo at the party last night; that you remember? 1.3478 0.03478 322 236 60 26
369 OMG...There really IS an elephant in the room! 1.3477 0.03789 302 228 43 31
370 What..... you think I'm nuts? 1.3474 0.03629 285 207 57 21
371 Unsalted, if you must know. 1.3471 0.03271 314 222 75 17
372 I have three wishes: 1) That you're allergic to me. 2) That you know that. 3) That you forgot your epi-pen. 1.3471 0.03569 314 232 55 27
373 Mr. Peanut? Umm…no, must be mistaken identity. See the monocle? I’m Mr. Monopoly! 1.3467 0.03240 323 229 76 18
374 Let's just say you're not in the room. 1.3465 0.03504 329 244 56 29
375 Damn, I thought you were only a figure of speech. 1.3462 0.03584 312 231 54 27
376 Skippy sent me. I can bring you in chunky or I can bring you in smooth. Either way, it’ll be done in a jif. 1.3460 0.03559 315 233 55 27
377 Are you the unmentionable elephant in the room? 1.3457 0.03319 324 233 70 21
378 So, is this your first blind date? 1.3456 0.03579 298 218 57 23
379 I'm here for the nut job. 1.3455 0.03415 330 242 62 26
380 Is there an elephant in this room or am I nuts? 1.3453 0.03768 307 233 42 32
381 I need a week to come up with the cashew. 1.3451 0.03566 284 205 60 19
382 Top of the Empire State Building, Valentine's Day. I knew you wouldn't forget. 1.3451 0.03669 284 208 54 22
383 No I don’t have an EpiPen. Why do you ask? 1.3448 0.03553 319 237 54 28
384 I really hope you are a Republican and not an elephant. 1.3446 0.03563 296 216 58 22
385 No, I don't remember where we parked. You're the one who never forgets. 1.3446 0.03689 296 220 50 26
386 Because of you my friends are just shells of their former selves. 1.3443 0.03550 305 224 57 24
387 …sometimes you don’t. 1.3435 0.03883 262 194 46 22
388 I have a better idea—I’LL run away and join the circus. 1.3433 0.03528 300 219 59 22
389 It was a metaphor, not an invitation. 1.3424 0.03848 295 225 39 31
390 Forget you saw me. 1.3423 0.03478 298 216 62 20
391 Would it help to tell you I vote Republican? 1.3422 0.03642 301 224 51 26
392 Any chance you're allergic? 1.3421 0.03494 304 222 60 22
393 Hello. My name is Mr. Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.3418 0.04119 275 214 28 33
394 I might be nuts, but we both know we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3418 0.03516 316 234 56 26
395 He could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.03378 319 232 65 22
396 Senator, I think you've confused me with the Monopoly guy. 1.3417 0.03378 319 232 65 22
397 No way. I was told there would be an 800 pound gorilla in the room. 1.3416 0.03479 281 201 64 16
398 Peanut allergies. Crazy, right? 1.3415 0.03429 287 205 66 16
399 Are we going to talk about the peanut in the room or not? 1.3413 0.03484 293 212 62 19
400 Do you know what room the Democrats are meeting in? 1.3410 0.03453 305 222 62 21
401 All right! I’ll endorse Trump. 1.3407 0.03478 317 234 58 25
402 So…..is this your first super bowl commercial? 1.3406 0.03398 320 234 63 23
403 I admire you. Noone ever discusses the peanut in the room. 1.3403 0.03592 288 211 56 21
404 I used to be “Mr.” but my new pronouns are “don’t/eat/me.” 1.3400 0.03708 300 226 46 28
405 Always nice to meet a fan. 1.3398 0.03618 256 183 59 14
406 You will address me as MISTER Peanut. 1.3397 0.03434 315 231 61 23
407 You do realize I'm not a real peanut. 1.3396 0.03526 318 237 54 27
408 The Trump Circus is down the street. 1.3394 0.03894 274 207 41 26
409 You’re never going to forget about it, are you? 1.3392 0.03608 286 210 55 21
410 And so, GOP, this is one nut that won't jump in the sack with Trump. 1.3391 0.03582 289 212 56 21
411 Well, well, well. So you quit the circus and are willing to work for peanuts? This is your lucky day, my friend. 1.3391 0.03479 289 209 62 18
412 Now I see why this should have been an email. 1.3383 0.03653 269 196 55 18
413 That's Mister Peanut, to you, Dumbo! 1.3382 0.03778 275 205 47 23
414 You!? So taking my right eye and crippling me wasn't enough? 1.3381 0.03749 278 207 48 23
415 I say, I don't suppose it would be possible to ignore the peanut in the room by any chance. 1.3379 0.03637 290 215 52 23
416 Is this the Mr. Peanut audition? 1.3379 0.03578 293 216 55 22
417 Why do you need me? Your party is already full of nuts. 1.3370 0.03796 273 204 46 23
418 Don't eat me! I identify as a cashew. 1.3368 0.03845 285 217 40 28
419 Geez! Does every room in Trump Towers have an elephant in it? 1.3368 0.03845 285 217 40 28
420 Sir, please consider how many do not know they have a peanut allergy til it’s too late 1.3368 0.03365 285 203 68 14
421 Why is it always the elephant in the room that causes the most problems? 1.3367 0.03600 294 218 53 23
422 Trust me, you eat a 108 year old peanut, you're going to wish you could forget it. 1.3366 0.03536 309 230 54 25
423 I'M A DEMOCRAT TOO! 1.3359 0.03936 256 192 42 22
424 Am I to address you figuratively or literally? 1.3358 0.03876 265 199 43 23
425 I have one last question — how did you get to the 30th floor? 1.3358 0.03889 274 208 40 26
426 Forget the cane and top hat, a talking peanut with a monocle is the real elephant in the room. 1.3356 0.03459 295 215 61 19
427 This is not what I meant when I suggested a hostile takeover at Planters. 1.3356 0.03369 298 215 66 17
428 Yes, I'm the-peanut-in-the-room. Who in the hell are you? 1.3356 0.03689 298 225 46 27
429 Would you believe that Peanut is just a family name? 1.3355 0.03366 307 223 65 19
430 You don't really want me. You just think you want me. It's called advertising. 1.3346 0.03734 260 191 51 18
431 You don't want me! I'm old and myopic. I have arthritis and only one nut. 1.3346 0.03965 260 197 39 24
432 Frankly, I’m a bit taken aback. The photo on your dating profile made you look a lot younger and less wrinkly. 1.3346 0.03647 269 197 54 18
433 What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? 1.3346 0.03838 272 205 43 24
434 "Can I interest you in a cashew?" 1.3345 0.03753 284 214 45 25
435 So, not just a metaphor... 1.3345 0.03558 287 211 56 20
436 You lay one tusk on me and my lawyers will have you back in the zoo before you can say 'Dumbo.' 1.3344 0.03709 299 227 44 28
437 Look, I'm sorry no one wants to talk about you. 1.3333 0.03870 282 216 38 28
438 But are you willing to work for peanuts? 1.3333 0.03754 273 204 47 22
439 Oh great,the elephant in the room for me has to be an actual elephant in the room 1.3333 0.03830 276 209 42 25
440 I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. I’m not going to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3333 0.03698 300 228 44 28
441 Don't you see the top hat, monocle, and cane? I'm obviously a Republican too, you fool! 1.3333 0.03955 243 181 43 19
442 with these many nuts, perhaps its time to change mascots 1.3321 0.03714 277 207 48 22
443 It'd be gauche to stash a body in your trunk. 1.3321 0.03949 271 208 36 27
444 I'm allergic to elephants. 1.3321 0.03614 268 196 55 17
445 So, Babar, we meet again! 1.3321 0.03602 265 193 56 16
446 Actually, I identify as a mouse. 1.3320 0.03770 256 189 49 18
447 Have you ever tried almonds? 1.3310 0.03423 290 211 62 17
448 Yes, I am the peanut in the room. But everyone knows me as Mr. Peanut. It's called branding. 1.3309 0.03702 278 208 48 22
449 Mr. Peanut knew, beyond the shadow of a doubt, he couldn't deny the elephant in the room... 1.3308 0.03930 266 203 38 25
450 The safe word is ‘circus.’ 1.3308 0.03727 260 192 50 18
451 Mickey immediately regretted his Halloween costume 1.3308 0.03687 260 191 52 17
452 Gertrude, I'm here to treat your Planters fasciitis. 1.3307 0.03916 257 194 41 22
453 Last time I agree to a blind date... 1.3306 0.03962 242 181 42 19
454 I'll warn you- I won't go down smooth. 1.3297 0.03500 276 201 59 16
455 You must be mistaken, I'm actually a legume. 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
456 It's Mr. Peanut to you, Dumbo! 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
457 What do you mean you don't remember me? 1.3285 0.03600 277 205 53 19
458 Well this is awkward--isn't it 1.3283 0.03827 265 200 43 22
459 You ate my father...prepare to die. 1.3282 0.03703 262 199 42 21
460 Some times you feel like a nut. Some times you don't 1.3281 0.03722 256 189 50 17
461 I have always been under the impression that you would work for peanuts. 1.3279 0.03900 247 185 43 19
462 Of all the rooms... 1.3271 0.03739 266 199 47 20
463 I'll ignore you if you ignore me! 1.3269 0.03430 260 186 63 11
464 No No! I'm not a peanut! I dress this way to help sell them. 1.3269 0.03640 260 191 53 16
465 you wouldn't happen to have a peanut allergy, would you? 1.3268 0.03698 254 187 51 16
466 Are you aware of the health benefits of pistachios? 1.3268 0.03942 254 193 39 22
467 I say, do you really think we need a caption? 1.3266 0.03887 248 186 43 19
468 I trust you will honor that this is a peanut safe environment. 1.3265 0.03675 291 221 45 25
469 You want a Reese’s piece of me? 1.3261 0.04020 276 217 28 31
470 You should know I have a license to carry concealed mice. 1.3256 0.03615 258 189 54 15
471 Remember, you don’t have your Epipen with you. 1.3253 0.03523 249 179 59 11
472 How the hell did you fit in the elevator 1.3250 0.03674 280 211 47 22
473 It’s ‘Mister’ now. 1.3248 0.04002 234 176 40 18
474 You wouldn't happen to have any allergies, would you? 1.3245 0.03544 302 228 50 24
475 I don’t see a resemblance between my ivory cane and your late brother. 1.3242 0.03756 256 191 47 18
476 Is the elephant in the room with us right now? 1.3241 0.03439 253 181 62 10
477 Yeah? Well, I'm the peanut in the room! 1.3239 0.03531 284 211 54 19
478 What elephant? 1.3239 0.03764 247 183 48 16
479 I’m allergic to Republicans. 1.3238 0.03796 244 181 47 16
480 We missed the filing deadlines for Iowa and New Hampshire, but we are polling well as a split ticket in south Georgia. 1.3235 0.03637 272 203 50 19
481 Remember your allergy. What you are considering, could kill both of us. 1.3234 0.03627 269 200 51 18
482 I, too, never forget. 1.3234 0.03604 235 169 56 10
483 Nobody puts Mr. Peanut in the corner! 1.3233 0.03656 266 198 50 18
484 I guess there’s no use trying to ignore you. 1.3232 0.03762 263 198 45 20
485 What do you mean I’m being served? 1.3232 0.03839 263 200 41 22
486 My therapist advises me not to discuss you 1.3231 0.03713 260 194 48 18
487 Let’s address the peanut in the room for a change. 1.3230 0.03863 257 195 41 21
488 I should’ve picked door #1. 1.3230 0.03784 257 193 45 19
489 My name is Mr. Peanut Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.3229 0.03697 288 220 43 25
490 You do too remember me 1.3227 0.03362 313 233 59 21
491 But what if I'm one of those weird-tasting ones? 1.3226 0.03751 248 184 48 16
492 Uh-oh. 1.3223 0.03663 273 205 48 20
493 First of all, how did you get through this door? 1.3222 0.03728 270 204 45 21
494 Mrs. Peanut can never find out about this. 1.3218 0.03721 261 203 35 23
495 That eating peanuts thing is a myth, correct? 1.3214 0.04122 224 170 36 18
496 Behind you is a mouse. 1.3213 0.03606 249 182 54 13
497 Ok, but maybe you have a monocle allergy? 1.3210 0.03710 243 179 50 14
498 I'll forgive if you'll forget. 1.3210 0.03976 243 185 38 20
499 *gulp* “My wife can never know about this” 1.3208 0.03738 265 200 45 20
500 Step back ! I know I look like Mr Peanut but I am actually Mr. Handgrenade. 1.3207 0.04304 237 187 24 26
501 Sorry. Wrong room. 1.3205 0.03708 234 171 51 12
502 My name is Peanuto Leguma. You ate my father. Prepare to die! 1.3205 0.03876 259 198 39 22
503 Well, I'd rather be a 'Capitalist Shill' than the thing in the room no one ever wants to talk about. 1.3203 0.03451 256 190 52 14
504 I beg you, please make my demise smooth, not crunchy. 1.3195 0.03726 266 201 45 20
505 No, I’m not getting salty with you. 1.3191 0.03817 257 195 42 20
506 I had never imagined that a metaphor would be the death of me. 1.3189 0.03683 254 189 49 16
507 I see you dressed for dinner. 1.3189 0.03767 254 191 45 18
508 Of course I remember you. 1.3189 0.03554 254 186 55 13
509 I know why Planters sent you. Can we talk about this? 1.3187 0.03693 273 207 45 21
510 You know, I'm pretty hard to ignore in a room, too. 1.3184 0.03979 223 167 41 15
511 Remember, I control the supply chain. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
512 I’ll just quickly step into the other room so you get a feel for the space! 1.3184 0.03355 267 193 63 11
513 What are you staring at? Is it my outfit ? Is the top hat too much? It's the monocle isn't it? 1.3182 0.03704 264 199 46 19
514 That’s MR. Peanut, sir 1.3182 0.03626 264 197 50 17
515 When one is called “Mister”, he is not food, by definition. 1.3178 0.03724 258 194 46 18
516 Don’t eat me. I vote Republican. 1.3178 0.03826 236 176 45 15
517 Oh really, … then I guess that makes me The Peanut in the room! 1.3173 0.03816 249 188 43 18
518 I know it's less square footage than you wanted, but there is a great vegetarian restaurant downstairs. 1.3167 0.03779 240 179 46 15
519 Don't believe this costume. I'm actually a pistachio. 1.3164 0.03822 256 195 41 20
520 Forget it. 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
521 Well, it's in the room. Now, do we have to address it? 1.3160 0.03690 269 204 45 20
522 You’re just a metaphor, you’re just a metaphor, you’re just a metaphor…🤞😮 1.3158 0.03602 266 199 50 17
523 Need I remind you of your nut allergy? 1.3156 0.03526 244 180 52 12
524 You probably think I haven't noticed you. 1.3154 0.03559 279 210 50 19
525 Let's not forget that I am the peanut in the room. 1.3152 0.03586 276 208 49 19
526 I can relate. I’ve been the symbol for a nut for decades! 1.3149 0.04016 235 180 36 19
527 You don’t look like your dating profile photo either, but we’re here now, let’s give this a chance. 1.3145 0.03906 248 190 38 20
528 Isn’t it ironic? You like peanuts, I like peanuts. You’re instantly recognizable, I’m instantly recognizable. You’re in the room, I’m in the room. 1.3144 0.03849 229 171 44 14
529 Peanut. Mr. Peanut. 1.3143 0.03537 245 179 55 11
530 That’s MISTER Peanut to you, Fat Boy. 1.3140 0.03887 242 184 40 18
531 People will know. My family will come looking for me 1.3140 0.03730 242 183 43 16
532 I see you haven't forgotten. 1.3133 0.03898 233 176 41 16
533 Here’s the deal…you leave me and my guys alone, and I won’t send Mickey to pay you a visit 1.3133 0.03808 249 189 42 18
534 So, you ARE in the room. 1.3130 0.03664 246 183 49 14
535 I'm just dreaming! I'm just dreaming! I am going to wake up now! 1.3130 0.03709 246 184 47 15
536 I look like a peanut, but I identify as a mouse. 1.3130 0.03792 262 201 40 21
537 Have you ever tried a pecan? 1.3125 0.03630 240 177 51 12
538 Of all my employees, I never thought you would be the one to complain about working for peanuts. 1.3123 0.03720 269 206 42 21
539 After all these years you're leaving me for almonds?! 1.3122 0.03725 221 162 49 10
540 You want my vote, don't you? 1.3120 0.03589 234 171 53 10
541 Hello, 911? There's an elephant in my room. 1.3120 0.03764 234 177 42 15
542 I'm just a shell of what I used to be. 1.3119 0.03976 218 164 40 14
543 You should read my book “Seven Myths about Elephants”, especially the chapter on peanuts. 1.3118 0.03542 263 196 52 15
544 Jeez… You could have at least mentioned you had a peanut allergy on your Match profile. 1.3117 0.03784 247 187 43 17
545 One of us is in the wrong room. 1.3117 0.03670 231 170 50 11
546 You're just euphemism. You're just a euphemism. You're just a euphemism. 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
547 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... 1.3112 0.03893 241 184 39 18
548 Might as well face it. it. There’s a peanut in the room. 1.3109 0.03742 238 178 46 14
549 From the Okavango Delta in Botswana to my upper east side walk-up 30 years later. You guys really never forget. 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
550 Not a peanut! Not a peanut! Just an oddly shaped man with a monocle, top hat and cane. 1.3109 0.03646 238 181 42 15
551 Since you have me cornered, I will, reluctantly, accept the nomination. 1.3106 0.03774 235 176 45 14
552 Shhh, no one has to know. 1.3103 0.03473 261 193 55 13
553 If you’re looking for Mr. Peanut, that’s my father. 1.3102 0.03802 245 186 42 17
554 Think carefully about your next move - you'll get a lot more peanuts in the Zoo than you will in prison. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
555 Mr. Peanut? Oh, no. I'm the Monopoly guy. A lot of people get us confused. 1.3099 0.03925 213 159 42 12
556 I charge $500 an hour; if you want me to remove my shell that’ll cost you more. 1.3099 0.04036 213 161 38 14
557 Hello darkness, my old friend... 1.3096 0.03913 239 183 38 18
558 No, I am the elephant in the room. 1.3096 0.03958 239 184 36 19
559 I have to say, this year you Republicans really are the elephant in the room. 1.3094 0.04083 265 213 22 30
560 So that’s where Mrs. Peanut went. 1.3090 0.03936 233 178 38 17
561 Of course,I remember you. You ate my entire family. 1.3086 0.03731 243 183 45 15
562 You know you love me. 1.3086 0.03684 256 194 45 17
563 Facing our own mortality is always the elephant in the room. 1.3083 0.03523 240 176 54 10
564 But you said you'd work for peanuts. 1.3083 0.03714 253 192 44 17
565 We need to negotiate a different form of payment. 1.3080 0.03701 250 189 45 16
566 Holy Elephant! My nuts are shaking! 1.3080 0.03701 250 189 45 16
567 I'M REPUBLICAN,TOO! 1.3077 0.03922 234 179 38 17
568 Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me! 1.3077 0.04210 208 160 32 16
569 I just made extra chunky in my pants. 1.3074 0.04023 244 191 31 22
570 Why must the victim always be a salted? 1.3074 0.03763 244 185 43 16
571 Look big fella, I'm just wearing a costume, okay? 1.3074 0.03626 244 182 49 13
572 IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT MR. PEANUT KNEW HE WAS IN DANGER 1.3073 0.04174 218 169 31 18
573 At least I am anthropomorphic. You are merely a metaphor. 1.3071 0.03730 267 206 40 21
574 You're right. We should have talked about you sooner. 1.3070 0.03944 228 174 38 16
575 My worst nightmare. The elephant in the room. 1.3070 0.04057 215 164 36 15
576 This role-playing has gotten way out of hand, honey. 1.3069 0.04061 202 152 38 12
577 Oh nuts 1.3068 0.03858 251 194 37 20
578 But, I'm obviously a nut! I can't believe you guys keep electing me. 1.3067 0.03963 238 184 35 19
579 You know they're fattening. 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
580 Just when I'd gotten used to the dream where I'm not wearing any pants... 1.3067 0.04175 225 176 29 20
581 So, we meet at last, Mr Former President... 1.3067 0.03980 225 172 37 16
582 Did you say "I am a fancy peanut" or "I fancy a peanut"? 1.3066 0.04042 212 161 37 14
583 My apologies - wrong room! 1.3065 0.03675 248 187 46 15
584 I suppose this means I'm the peanut in the room. 1.3062 0.03701 258 197 43 18
585 So, we meet again. And it’s Dr. Peanut now. 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
586 So it's come to this...crunch time! 1.3060 0.03595 232 171 51 10
587 Quick, Google what else do elephants eat? 1.3060 0.03485 268 201 52 15
588 Well, that's show business. 1.3059 0.03732 219 162 47 10
589 Perhaps you might prefer a cashew. 1.3057 0.03625 229 169 50 10
590 Trust me — you want no business with this cane. 1.3056 0.03933 216 163 40 13
591 At this point, I’m up for a discussion… 1.3056 0.03822 216 161 44 11
592 Do you see the Elephant in the room or am I nuts?! 1.3054 0.03859 239 183 39 17
593 NO! Really! I'm the guy from Monopoly. 1.3053 0.03813 226 170 43 13
594 Fine, I’ll address it. Maybe I got carried away accessorizing. 1.3053 0.03761 226 169 45 12
595 Mr. Peanut, you say? No, I'm Eustace Tilly! 1.3052 0.03856 249 195 33 21
596 Would it help if you knew I didn’t vote for Jimmy Carter? 1.3052 0.04080 213 163 35 15
597 But I’m a Republican! 1.3051 0.04029 236 184 32 20
598 Sit! I said "SIT!!" 1.3049 0.04001 223 171 36 16
599 You're needed in another room. 1.3049 0.03951 223 170 38 15
600 Well, Jumbo, we meet again. 1.3049 0.03460 246 181 55 10
601 I don't suppose you'd prefer some cashews? 1.3045 0.03812 243 186 40 17
602 For the love of god, I always thought that was a metaphor. 1.3045 0.03812 243 186 40 17
603 What do you mean it’s crunch time? 1.3039 0.04442 181 139 29 13
604 Remember your allergies 1.3037 0.03954 214 162 39 13
605 I guess it is a fitting end considering the multitudes I have led to the roaster. 1.3034 0.03865 234 179 39 16
606 Have you lost weight? 1.3034 0.03671 234 175 47 12
607 Can I get the bull in the china shop instead? 1.3032 0.03972 221 169 37 15
608 Suffice it to say,you do not look a bit like your profile pic! 1.3029 0.03693 241 182 45 14
609 I'm warning you this isn't my first circus, Dumbo." 1.3029 0.03876 241 186 37 18
610 It’s nice to know you’ll never forget me. 1.3029 0.03853 208 155 43 10
611 I had a dream it would end like this 1.3027 0.03414 261 194 55 12
612 Babar…so we meet again. 1.3025 0.03627 238 178 48 12
613 It's time to talk about you 1.3025 0.03771 238 181 42 15
614 The landlord called. He said the tap dancing lessons have got to stop. 1.3024 0.03920 205 161 29 15
615 Didn't we meet a while ago, in a limerick? 1.3023 0.03938 215 163 39 13
616 Mr. Peanut? Never heard of him, I'm Eustace Tilley. 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
617 You don't scare me, remember, they call me MISTER Peanut". 1.3022 0.03920 225 172 38 15
618 Just so you know, I like being an introvert. You don’t need to help me come out of my shell. 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
619 The elephant in the room is that there's an elephant in the room. 1.3021 0.03990 235 183 33 19
620 Isn't it time we addressed the elephant in the room? 1.3021 0.04168 235 187 25 23
621 I'm taking you seriously, but not literally. 1.3017 0.03726 242 184 43 15
622 It's the age-old battle of the husk versus the tusk. 1.3017 0.03862 242 187 37 18
623 My nuts are bigger than yours. 1.3014 0.04290 209 164 27 18
624 Nuts! Now would be a good time to address the elephant in the room. 1.3014 0.04096 219 170 32 17
625 When I said I'd work for peanuts, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3013 0.03820 229 174 41 14
626 I’m not GMO 1.3013 0.03820 229 174 41 14
627 I'm not questioning your memory, I'm just saying suppose I'm not the same monocled, top hat-wearing talking peanut that wronged you... 1.3013 0.03940 239 186 34 19
628 Its just a costume! 1.3010 0.04334 206 162 26 18
629 Now those are some big nuts… 1.3009 0.03905 226 173 38 15
630 Alright, one more quick tickle of your ivories then you’re going to have to leave. 1.3008 0.03644 236 177 47 12
631 As I've told you before, I'm an empty shell. I have nothing left to give! 1.3008 0.03837 236 181 39 16
632 It's getting increasingly difficult to ignore the elephant in the room 1.3008 0.03532 266 202 48 16
633 Ah, a hitman. Blue Diamond Almonds must mean business. 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
634 Wait...I'm supposed to be discontinued,not endangered. That's you! 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
635 Even at the peanut convention, there's an elephant in the room! 1.3004 0.04102 233 184 28 21
636 I'm not the peanut guy, I'm the New Yorker guy. 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
637 OMG, you are the elephant in the room! 1.3000 0.04312 200 156 28 16
638 The nut-free movement has gone too far. How do I get on the endangered species list? 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
639 My name is Mister Peanut. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.3000 0.04048 230 180 31 19
640 I’m nuts? Doesn’t anyone else see the elephant in the room? 1.3000 0.03926 240 187 34 19
641 I thought the elephant in the room was just something people said… 1.3000 0.04048 230 180 31 19
642 So I’ll cashew later? 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
643 I had to change! PETA got you out of the biz, but no one was throwing paint for peanuts. I had to do a worldwide rebrand just to it make off the circus floor. And STILL I'm not welcome at some tables. So I have to put on airs. 1.2996 0.04223 237 191 21 25
644 It's my politics that you're going to find hard to swallow. 1.2995 0.04119 217 169 31 17
645 one step closer and i call my wife. she’s nuts 1.2995 0.03906 217 165 39 13
646 I warn you, I'm a tough nut to crack! 1.2995 0.04206 207 161 30 16
647 Fake news. I'm a Mr. Legume,not Peanut. 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
648 I’m sorry. I appear to be in the wrong cartoon. 1.2990 0.04075 204 156 35 13
649 There's nothing here for you; I'm just a shell of my former self 1.2990 0.04219 194 149 32 13
650 How about I just leave. You can have the room. 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
651 You may be the elephant in the room, but you’ll find I’m a tough nut to crack. 1.2984 0.04328 191 148 29 14
652 I knew I should have let those other nut jobs go first. 1.2982 0.04051 218 169 33 16
653 No, you are not Darth Vader, and you are not my father. 1.2981 0.03901 208 157 40 11
654 We meet again 1.2978 0.03884 225 175 34 16
655 Uh oh, someone told me the Democratic caucus was meeting in this room 1.2977 0.03351 262 195 56 11
656 First of all, can we just take a moment to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2977 0.04246 215 170 26 19
657 The reboot of The Odd Couple takes a deliciously murderous turn. 1.2976 0.04116 205 158 33 14
658 Welcome to the peanut gallery. 1.2974 0.03873 195 150 34 11
659 “There’s a nice big jar of me in the other room.” 1.2973 0.03449 222 162 54 6
660 What I said in the room was a metaphor. It wasn’t directed at you. 1.2973 0.04098 222 174 30 18
661 Sir, I think you might be lost. This here is a peanut gallery. The circus is next door. 1.2970 0.03850 202 151 42 9
662 This isn't a real interview, is it? 1.2969 0.03860 229 176 38 15
663 I’ve ALWAYS been aware of the elephant in the room. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
664 Have you carefully weighed eating someone famous against the possibilty you may have a peanut allergy? 1.2968 0.03821 219 166 41 12
665 Catfished! So there never was a Miss Macadamia. 1.2967 0.03885 209 158 40 11
666 Actually I'm a legume. 1.2967 0.03944 209 159 38 12
667 I must tell you that I'm an empty shell of a man 1.2963 0.04177 216 170 28 18
668 Say, how long have you been in the room? 1.2963 0.03966 216 166 36 14
669 I know you. You're the elephant in the room. 1.2960 0.03930 223 172 36 15
670 I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm your lunch. 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
671 No, I'm Chuckles the Clown. 1.2958 0.04003 213 164 35 14
672 Should I leave the hat on? 1.2957 0.03746 230 175 42 13
673 Well if it isn’t the elephant in the room. 1.2956 0.04140 203 157 32 14
674 Please say you're allergic. 1.2955 0.03751 220 166 43 11
675 I know, I know. We’re overrepresented in trail mix. 1.2955 0.03639 220 164 47 9
676 Listen, I got laid off in a Brand Revision at Planters. The GOP could be coming for you. 1.2952 0.03869 210 159 40 11
677 My name is…uh… ‘Mr. Legume’! ‘Mr. Peanut’ is down the end of the hall! 1.2950 0.03804 200 149 43 8
678 I know you're happy to see me and , yes, there is a mouse in my pocket. 1.2950 0.03804 200 149 43 8
679 You appear to have me at a disadvantage 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
680 I should warn you. There’s a small mouse under my hat. 1.2947 0.03787 190 140 44 6
681 Your online profile said "curvy". 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
682 Is everyone else just going to ignore the monocled nut in the room? 1.2946 0.04016 224 175 32 17
683 "There's cashews in the vault." 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
684 Mr. Peanut, this may come as a surprise but you're the elephant in the room. 1.2944 0.04095 214 167 31 16
685 Mr. Peanut suddenly realized that no one had ever mentioned the elephant in the room. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
686 Call me nuts, but I think you’re a shadow of your former self. 1.2944 0.03931 214 164 37 13
687 Thank you, Craigslist. 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
688 Have you tried hazelnuts? 1.2939 0.03712 228 173 43 12
689 „You can’t have your peanut and eat it too…“ 1.2938 0.03853 211 160 40 11
690 Well…..this is awkward 1.2936 0.03972 235 185 31 19
691 I didn't want to address the elephant in the room. But here we are. 1.2936 0.03784 235 181 39 15
692 Strange, I thought I was the peanut in the room. 1.2936 0.03478 218 160 52 6
693 I knew you’d eventually come for me 1.2936 0.03597 218 162 48 8
694 Call me “Mister” Peanut. . . 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
695 I'll pretend not to see you if you pretend not to see me. 1.2933 0.03848 225 173 38 14
696 Actually, I’m made of styrofoam. 1.2933 0.03690 225 170 44 11
697 Now I understand why no one wants to discuss you. 1.2933 0.04006 208 160 35 13
698 I suppose it’s time to address the elephant in the room. 1.2933 0.03829 208 157 41 10
699 “Stop undressing me with your eyes.” 1.2933 0.03889 208 158 39 11
700 I think you have me confused with a circus peanut. 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
701 I’m actually impressed. Those who wish to take down Big Peanut never make it this far. 1.2932 0.04251 191 148 30 13
702 Your test results are in and, it's just as I thought. Your main allergen is peanuts, followed by top hats, then walking canes. 1.2930 0.03860 215 164 39 12
703 Yes, that is correct. Around here, people will work for peanuts. 1.2930 0.03971 215 166 35 14
704 I know I look like a rich snob, but I still won't donate to the republican party. 1.2928 0.03883 222 171 37 14
705 Don't look at me. I told you it was all a shell game. 1.2926 0.03800 229 176 39 14
706 F**ck. 1.2923 0.04433 195 155 23 17
707 We were just talking about you. 1.2922 0.03971 219 170 34 15
708 That's Mr. Peanut to you...Mr. Elephant...sir... 1.2921 0.04204 202 158 29 15
709 Y-you remembered? 1.2920 0.03984 226 177 32 17
710 My worst freaking nightmare. The elephant in the room is actually the elephant in the room! 1.2919 0.04214 209 165 27 17
711 I thought the elephant in the room was a figure of speech 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
712 Death indeed looms large. 1.2913 0.03909 206 157 38 11
713 I might be a shell of a man, but you're a shadow of yourself. 1.2911 0.04047 213 166 32 15
714 What would it take for you to forget about all this? 1.2911 0.03763 213 161 42 10
715 How ‘bout for once we talk about the PEANUT in the room!? 1.2908 0.04472 196 157 21 18
716 Despite agreeing to phobia exposure therapy at his last psychotherapy session, Mr. Peanut nonetheless soiled his shell at first sight of the beast. 1.2908 0.04041 196 150 35 11
717 Geez! You scared the salt out of me 1.2908 0.04169 196 152 31 13
718 It depends. Which do you prefer, unsalted or salted? 1.2908 0.04169 196 152 31 13
719 Go ahead. Destroy democracy. You'll never eat another peanut again! 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
720 I'll never be enough for you, will I? 1.2906 0.03739 234 180 40 14
721 Okay, fine. Let’s address this. 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
722 My dear sir, have you forgotten who I am? 1.2903 0.03992 217 169 33 15
723 I always hoped you'd forget about me. 1.2902 0.04016 193 147 36 10
724 Sometimes you feel like a nut--no, wait! 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
725 I'm more of a legume, really. 1.2902 0.03809 193 144 42 7
726 I was hoping for the Donkey in the room. 1.2900 0.04047 200 154 34 12
727 I must warn you sir. I’m very high in gluten, carbs, and sodium. 1.2900 0.03723 200 149 44 7
728 Seriously, would a peanut really be wearing a tophat and touting a monocle? 1.2900 0.03984 200 153 36 11
729 Mr. Peanut’s recurring nightmare. 1.2899 0.03646 238 182 43 13
730 Sit ... stay 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
731 I've been told you've eaten a number of my associates. 1.2897 0.03863 214 164 38 12
732 So is this is how it ends, my dear Jumbo? A cracked monocle, a crushed hat, a broken cane and a loutish pachyderm with peanuts on his breath? 1.2897 0.04030 214 167 32 15
733 Hold it right there...I am not a peanut...I am a legume! 1.2897 0.04084 214 168 30 16
734 I suppose it wouldn't help to say that im a member of your party. 1.2896 0.03613 221 166 46 9
735 I am old, brittle,a mere shell of myself, and soon to expire. 1.2895 0.03486 228 170 50 8
736 I bet you can remember back to when the next election was stolen. 1.2893 0.03826 197 148 41 8
737 You wouldn't eat a peanut with glasses on, would you? 1.2893 0.04119 197 155 28 14
738 But I swear I'm MAGA! 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
739 Are you absolutely certain you don’t have a peanut allergy??? 1.2890 0.03923 218 169 35 14
740 I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.2889 0.04136 225 180 25 20
741 It’s “Mr.” to you and no, I am not a real peanut. 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
742 Don't come any closer! I am allergic to elephants. 1.2886 0.04091 201 156 32 13
743 Here we go again, someone from the peanut gallery making up theories about the elephant in the room. 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
744 Well, well, well. I suppose it was always going to come down to this. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
745 Junkinthetrunk1987, I presume? 1.2883 0.03819 222 171 38 13
746 I’m shocked you’ve not experienced the delight of a plain jelly sandwich! 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
747 You "like peanuts"? In what sense? 1.2878 0.03660 205 153 45 7
748 Sucks for a peanut when the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room. 1.2877 0.03825 212 162 39 11
749 Honestly, I think you would prefer Mr Goodbar 1.2877 0.03883 212 163 37 12
750 So much for witness protection! 1.2877 0.03686 219 166 43 10
751 I feel like this should have been an email. 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
752 Oh yeah? Well, my analyst says you're not even real. 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
753 I guess it was inevitable that one day the peanut gallery would meet the elephant in the room. 1.2872 0.04114 188 147 29 12
754 I was told you’d work for me! 1.2872 0.04046 195 150 34 11
755 You don't want to eat me! I'm one of your biggest donors! 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
756 Let's talk about whose the nut here. 1.2871 0.04133 202 158 30 14
757 It seems that reports of both my death and your actually liking peanuts have been greatly exaggerated. 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
758 I assure you, suck it up, is only an expression. 1.2871 0.04133 202 158 30 14
759 I was under the impression that "dark money" was a metaphor. 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
760 I hope to God you have a peanut allergy! 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
761 You looked a little different in your profile photo. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
762 It was an ironic end for the high-society loving, life-long Republican. 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
763 My name is Mr. Peanut. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2865 0.04153 192 149 31 12
764 I think I just peed in my shell a little bit. 1.2865 0.04282 192 151 27 14
765 What do you mean by we need to discuss the peanut in the room? 1.2864 0.04035 213 167 31 15
766 It is ironic, but I am the peanut in the room. 1.2857 0.03981 217 170 32 15
767 Now I know how Chuckles the Clown felt 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
768 I'm not the delicious peanut you think I am. I'm 104 years old. 1.2857 0.04129 189 146 32 11
769 I identify as a mouse! 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
770 My Dear Dumbo, think of the millions in celebrity endorsements you stand to lose. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
771 You're just the elephant in the room, right? 1.2857 0.04115 203 159 30 14
772 Suddenly, the border crisis was no longer Mr. Peanut's top concern. 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
773 The moment Mr. Peanut realizes there's an important distinction between a metaphor and cold hard facts. 1.2851 0.03658 221 168 43 10
774 This may sound nuts but I don't think you're being honest about your interest in me. 1.2850 0.03851 214 165 37 12
775 You are no doubt aware that I am a beloved American icon. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
776 I may look like a peanut but I actually identify as a mouse. 1.2849 0.04309 186 146 27 13
777 Well, this is awkward but let's discuss the, um, reason you're in the room. 1.2844 0.03746 218 167 40 11
778 It's all almonds and pistachios these days. 1.2844 0.03585 211 158 46 7
779 Don't you think its about time we sat down and talked about the peanut in the room? 1.2844 0.03944 211 164 34 13
780 Well, well, well...the elephant in the room finally reveals itself. And, they said I was nuts! 1.2844 0.04001 211 165 32 14
781 Please tell me you’re allergic. 1.2843 0.03977 204 158 34 12
782 Believe me. I am an hollow shell after years in advertisement. 1.2843 0.04097 204 160 30 14
783 Wake up now. Wake up now. Wake up now. 1.2843 0.03945 197 151 36 10
784 Please tell me you're a metaphor. 1.2843 0.04010 197 152 34 11
785 Good sir! One step closer and you’ll feel the wrath of my cane! 1.2842 0.03765 183 136 42 5
786 Please keep your distance,I've got an elephant allergy. 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
787 You’re getting very sleepy. When you wake up, you will crave only pistachios. 1.2838 0.03779 229 178 37 14
788 I knew I should have chosen door number three ! 1.2837 0.03892 215 167 35 13
789 They say that you're willing to work for us. 1.2836 0.03760 201 152 41 8
790 Between you or a squirrel…I’m glad it was you. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
791 I’m telling you sir, your people have been misled. I am actually a legume. 1.2830 0.03693 212 161 42 9
792 Well, you made quite the impression. They can’t stop talking about you. 1.2829 0.03899 205 158 36 11
793 They told me this would be a white elephant party 1.2829 0.04079 205 161 30 14
794 Geez, I thought that was only a metaphor. 1.2826 0.03748 184 137 42 5
795 I am Republican! 1.2826 0.04197 184 143 30 11
796 No sir, I did not hesitate to accept the Democratic presidential nomination… 1.2826 0.04197 184 143 30 11
797 But I thought you were only going to give me tax cuts! 1.2824 0.03876 216 168 35 13
798 This has to be about more than me switching parties. 1.2823 0.03787 209 160 39 10
799 The deal is as follows: you don’t eat me and I’ll help you get fully drawn. 1.2822 0.03936 202 156 35 11
800 Careful, I’ve got a mouse under my hat 1.2822 0.03936 202 156 35 11
801 Does the word "anthropomorphic" mean nothing to you? 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
802 I'm not really a peanut, I just play one on TV. 1.2821 0.04032 195 151 33 11
803 There is no way you were not followed. 1.2821 0.04224 195 154 27 14
804 Let me tell you how this is going to go down. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
805 This time, the shell tolls for thee 1.2819 0.04464 188 151 21 16
806 I haven't seen you since circus school! 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
807 Nobody told me there was an elephant in the room. 1.2819 0.04269 188 148 27 13
808 You already ate, right?!? 1.2819 0.04133 188 146 31 11
809 No I don't. I just see a big ink blot. 1.2816 0.04003 206 161 32 13
810 I say, I wouldn’t bother…you’ll only want more. 1.2816 0.04062 206 162 30 14
811 So, you're the one that's been sitting around the room doing nothing and now wants to be paid peanuts? 1.2814 0.04162 199 157 28 14
812 Come on man, you know what it's like to be endangered. 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
813 I hope he has a peanut allergy. 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
814 I'm hoping you are allergic to peanuts. 1.2814 0.03778 199 151 40 8
815 My name is Manigo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.2812 0.04005 192 148 34 10
816 Suddenly, the elephant in the room became impossible to ignore. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
817 Sorry I’m late on rent again, my circus gig pays peanuts. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
818 No. I think we need to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
819 I may be a peanut dut I don't have a peanut sise brain. So no, I won't run as Trump's VP 1.2812 0.04268 192 152 26 14
820 I AM ignoring you! 1.2812 0.04394 192 154 22 16
821 Hey baby — you know you can't spell "legume" without "u" and "me." 1.2810 0.03831 210 162 37 11
822 Tell me about it. Ever since almonds became popular, nobody even looks at me. 1.2808 0.03595 203 152 45 6
823 So now *I’m* the bad guy 1.2808 0.03761 203 157 36 10
824 Tell me, Mr. Peanut, how does that joke go again? 1.2808 0.04042 203 159 31 13
825 I couldn't agree more...this is the last time I ever use this online dating service. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
826 Another shadowy Republican. 1.2804 0.03952 214 168 32 14
827 Trust me. You're not going to want Planter fasciitis.... 1.2800 0.03828 200 153 38 9
828 I wish there were a term for the unspoken tension I feel right now. 1.2800 0.03893 200 159 28 13
829 The name's Peanut, Mr. Peanut. Not Lunch, Mr. Lunch. 1.2800 0.04143 200 158 28 14
830 My psychiatrist said you might come back. 1.2796 0.03634 211 160 43 8
831 If you want me to dance, it's going to be extra. 1.2796 0.04045 211 167 29 15
832 Back Off! I've got a mouse in my hat, and I'm not afraid to use it! 1.2796 0.03874 211 164 35 12
833 I am suddenly feeling all hollow inside. 1.2796 0.03507 211 158 47 6
834 We need to talk. 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
835 You're barely a shadow of yourself, and here I am, a mere shell of who I once was. 1.2796 0.04226 186 146 28 12
836 Well, well; I thought I lost you on the Okavango Delta of Botswana back in ‘75. 1.2796 0.04157 186 145 30 11
837 Well honestly I’d rather be the elephant in room than the peanut in this case 1.2796 0.04362 186 148 24 14
838 No! Wait! I'm a six year old boy and this is just my Halloween costume! 1.2796 0.04086 186 144 32 10
839 Guess what? I'm actually a mouse wearing a costume. 1.2796 0.03867 186 141 38 7
840 Yes Martha, there is an actual elephant in the room! 1.2794 0.04314 204 165 21 18
841 We keep cutting your taxes, and all you do in return is donate peanuts! 1.2793 0.04341 179 141 26 12
842 You’re a shadow of your former self. 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
843 Maybe he won’t recognize me all dressed up like this. 1.2793 0.04341 179 141 26 12
844 Well, NOW I see the elephant in the room! 1.2793 0.03849 222 174 34 14
845 Look at the nuts on that thing. 1.2792 0.04123 197 155 29 13
846 Wait, I’m unsalted. 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
847 I know you're endangered, but there's only one of me 1.2792 0.03996 197 153 33 11
848 Shit! Trump is still on the ballot! 1.2789 0.04095 190 148 31 11
849 I'm sorry but the Big Peanut PAC is switching support to the Democrats. 1.2789 0.04229 190 150 27 13
850 You thought I’d forget, didn’t you? 1.2788 0.03969 208 163 32 13
851 Death by an elephant in the room. How cliché. 1.2787 0.04410 183 146 23 14
852 Are you familiar with anaphylatic shock? 1.2786 0.03811 201 154 38 9
853 Wait, how did you make it up the elevator? 1.2786 0.04244 201 161 24 16
854 Ahem, can we address the peanut in the room? 1.2786 0.04002 201 157 32 12
855 We need to discuss the you in the room. 1.2786 0.03712 201 155 37 9
856 Now just wait a minute! This is MY room, and I’m MISTER Peanut to you.” 1.2783 0.03803 230 181 34 15
857 When you took this job you knew you'd be working for peanuts and get very little recognition for your work. 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
858 Stay back!! I’m honey-glazed! 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
859 I might be a peanut, but I carry a big stick. 1.2780 0.03886 205 159 35 11
860 Two icons in the same room. This is awkward." 1.2778 0.03711 198 150 41 7
861 Well, well, well... how the tables have turned after I left the circus, huh? 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
862 Peanut allergy is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.2778 0.03751 216 167 38 11
863 I hear that popcorn is lots of fun. 1.2775 0.03650 209 159 42 8
864 How'd you find me? 1.2775 0.03774 209 161 38 10
865 'Do what you like, I'm not gonna talk about you' 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
866 But I voted for the whole GOP ticket! 1.2775 0.04209 191 151 27 13
867 Wow! Never in my life did I think I’d be directly addressing the… oh never mind.” 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
868 They were right, ignoring you doesn’t make you disappear 1.2775 0.04516 173 138 22 13
869 So there really is an elephant in in the room. 1.2772 0.03923 202 157 34 11
870 I sense I've stumbled into the Supreme Court's office. 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
871 Do you realize that peanut allergies can develop later in life? 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
872 Yes, it was I who sent the mouse. 1.2771 0.03739 231 181 36 14
873 I’m just going to try and ignore the elephant in the room… 1.2769 0.04082 195 153 30 12
874 Oh nuts, it’s the elephant in the room! 1.2768 0.03973 224 179 28 17
875 So I see you are indeed in the room. 1.2767 0.03745 206 158 39 9
876 My name is Peanut Ina Shell. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
877 Objects in this monocle look bigger than they are! 1.2766 0.03832 188 143 38 7
878 It’s not always about you. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
879 Go on a blind date," they said. "How bad could it be? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
880 That’s Mister Peanut to you! 1.2764 0.04024 199 156 31 12
881 May I interest you in some M&M's? 1.2764 0.03626 199 150 43 6
882 Are you SURE you're not allergic? 1.2762 0.03697 210 161 40 9
883 You know everyone is allergic to me these days. 1.2760 0.04190 192 152 27 13
884 You may work for peanuts, but I work for Planters! 1.2757 0.03710 214 165 39 10
885 I fear becoming a shell of my former self. 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
886 You do know it's just a fashion statement, right? 1.2755 0.04064 196 154 30 12
887 I’ll call off the ivory poachers if you stop jumping in the elevator. 1.2754 0.04089 207 165 27 15
888 Nobody mentioned you were in the room. 1.2754 0.03913 207 162 33 12
889 I have one last request. Don’t tell them I cracked. 1.2754 0.03792 207 160 37 10
890 Well, this blind date just took an unexpected turn. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
891 Okay, if I admit you exist, will you stay on your side of the room? 1.2753 0.03801 178 134 39 5
892 Mr. Peanut tragically enters the wrong door. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
893 Think about Mrs. Peanut and all the peanut kids. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
894 Okay, Jimmy Carter, but all the rest were Republicans!" 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
895 Your party is a shadow of its former self. 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
896 Peanut: I feel that we need to address the elephant in the room… Elephant: You're telling me? there’s a talking peanut wearing a monocle and tophat! 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
897 Trust me! No one is talking about you! 1.2750 0.04130 200 159 27 14
898 Of course I’m addressing you! As a sign of mutual respect, I would be pleased to refer to you as Mr. Elephant. 1.2747 0.03906 182 139 36 7
899 I know it’s nutty but It’s not ALWAYS about you, ya know? 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
900 C'mon! I know you remember me! 1.2746 0.03903 193 149 35 9
901 Maybe I should clarify what I meant by "Lunch is on me." 1.2746 0.04105 193 152 29 12
902 I say old chap, is that a mouse behind you? 1.2743 0.04320 175 138 26 11
903 I'm certain I swiped left. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
904 Well, well Agnes, I thought I would never see you again after that night in Thailand… 1.2742 0.04347 186 149 23 14
905 Honest, you have me confused with someone. I’m a packing peanut. 1.2741 0.04109 197 156 28 13
906 Yes, Tiny. It's time to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.2741 0.04172 197 157 26 14
907 You’ll never forget this 1.2741 0.03916 197 153 34 10
908 Jumbo decided to address the peanut in the room. 1.2740 0.03897 208 163 33 12
909 Is there an elephant in the room 1.2737 0.04101 179 139 31 9
910 You wouldn't hurt an old man with a cane, would you? 1.2737 0.03647 190 143 42 5
911 Sorry, in election years, a commercial showing an elephant happily eating peanuts can cause a boycott by left-leaning consumers. 1.2737 0.03797 190 145 38 7
912 Hello, my name is Peanut Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
913 I must say. You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.2732 0.04185 183 144 28 11
914 Please tell me you’re allergic to peanuts! 1.2732 0.04256 183 145 26 12
915 Back away, and stop singing that song! 1.2732 0.04039 183 142 32 9
916 I think it’s the circus peanut you’re after. 1.2732 0.03600 194 146 43 5
917 Don’t even think about it. I’m trademarked. 1.2732 0.03682 205 157 40 8
918 Oh nuts! I guess it's time to address the elephant in the room. 1.2732 0.04053 205 163 28 14
919 Remember: 'Dry Roasted' are my safe words. 1.2727 0.04326 187 150 23 14
920 Oh dear…I guess you didn’t forget. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
921 Be careful, I attract mice too. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
922 Halloween costume. Actually, I’m a mouse. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
923 But being intentionally conspicuous is better than being unintentionally inconspicuous. 1.2727 0.04298 176 139 26 11
924 I knew this day would come… I just didn’t know when. Please arrange it so my wife isn’t the one who finds my shell. 1.2727 0.04153 198 158 26 14
925 I’m so sorry, the invitation should have addressed the nut allergy.” 1.2727 0.03903 176 134 36 6
926 Aaack! Uh. I mean good evening, madam! Are you aware that 1 in 5 elephants now has a peanut allergy? Were um, going door to door, you see. You can't be too safe! Anyway, if you'll excuse me.. 1.2727 0.04091 198 157 28 13
927 Um..perhaps a pecan instead? 1.2727 0.04028 198 156 30 12
928 ‘Actually I’m in the legume family.’ 1.2727 0.03903 176 134 36 6
929 We can do this the smooth way or the crunchy way. It's up to you.s 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
930 And so it's come to this. 1.2723 0.03590 213 163 42 8
931 Thank goodness you’re allergic to hats, gloves, canes and shoes. 1.2723 0.03971 202 159 31 12
932 What do you mean “not really a nut”? 1.2723 0.04194 191 152 26 13
933 I'm warning you; you don't want to tangle with Planters legal department! 1.2723 0.04061 191 150 30 11
934 Sooooo, what do you want to talk about? 1.2723 0.03780 191 146 38 7
935 People will probably make terrible captions for this. 1.2723 0.04387 191 155 20 16
936 My therapist assumes it's a classic case of Peanut Envy. 1.2722 0.04340 169 133 26 10
937 Mrs. Peanut is in the other room - she's not as salty.. 1.2718 0.04094 206 165 26 15
938 Hey! Let’s talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2718 0.04094 206 165 26 15
939 I may be nuts but let's discuss the elephant in the room. 1.2718 0.04196 195 156 25 14
940 Well, this was avoidable. 1.2718 0.04002 195 153 31 11
941 I guess we should talk about you now... 1.2717 0.04441 184 149 20 15
942 Bug off! I'm trademarked. 1.2717 0.03942 173 132 35 6
943 The banquet hall is to the righht. TO THE RIGHT. 1.2717 0.03855 173 136 29 8
944 But what if I’m still not quite ready to come out of my shell? 1.2717 0.04424 173 138 23 12
945 Man, it's 2024. You can't do blackface. 1.2714 0.03946 199 156 32 11
946 Just so you know I’m unsalted 1.2714 0.04010 199 157 30 12
947 MISTER Peanut to you. 1.2714 0.03680 199 152 40 7
948 I hear you're tired of working for me 1.2714 0.03881 199 155 34 10
949 I must go; I’m allergic to elephants. 1.2713 0.03961 188 146 33 9
950 You look a lot different than your profile picture. 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
951 My old adversary. So we meet again. 1.2713 0.03889 188 145 35 8
952 So circus said you were irrelevant too? 1.2710 0.03927 214 170 30 14
953 Does anybody in the rooom have a nut allergy? 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
954 Do you have any allergies I need to know about? 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
955 Could I be speaking to you right now if, in fact, I were a real peanut? 1.2707 0.04423 181 146 21 14
956 At least you're still allowed in the room 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
957 I think we’re going to need a bigger EpiPen. 1.2706 0.04236 170 133 28 9
958 "Unfortunately, I feel rotten today. And how are you?" 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
959 You should know I have a scorching case of peanut mold. 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
960 I dressed up, but I’m not going to throw myself at you. 1.2706 0.04068 170 131 32 7
961 I can only hope you are allergic. 1.2705 0.03586 207 158 42 7
962 Nuts, well this is awkward. 1.2705 0.03839 207 162 34 11
963 No, good sir. No. Not a peanut. A hand grenade. 1.2705 0.03778 207 161 36 10
964 This is the last time I'll remind you - you're working for me! 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
965 Tell Skippy I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
966 Stands to reason my worst nightmare would come true NOW... 1.2703 0.03662 222 173 38 11
967 Please, no more I’m already down to one nut 1.2703 0.03878 222 177 30 15
968 I know you’re hungry, but I’m way past my best-by date. 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
969 Yes, Herbert. It's true. I'm not your real father. 1.2700 0.04054 200 159 28 13
970 Honestly, I just play one on t.v. 1.2698 0.03723 189 144 39 6
971 Wait -- am I the only peanut in the room? 1.2698 0.03797 189 145 37 7
972 Let’s just talk for a moment. I’m not ready to come out of my shell. 1.2698 0.04014 189 148 31 10
973 Listen up, everybody! I know no one wants to talk about it, but trust me, now's the time!! 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
974 And so we meet again, Mr. Trump! 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
975 Somehow I knew it would come to this... 1.2696 0.03812 204 159 35 10
976 If I look at you out of my left eye, you look like the grim reaper. Out of my right eye, you're an elephant. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
977 That's quite a confession. So you don't eat peanuts, but you are afraid of mice, correct? 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
978 I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
979 Well, I am The Peanut in the room! 1.2689 0.03832 212 167 33 12
980 I was greatly misled by those blind men about the contents of this room 1.2688 0.03982 186 145 32 9
981 Come back to finish me off, have you? Perhaps I was a fool for thinking you would ever forget… 1.2688 0.04125 186 147 28 11
982 I've dreaded this day... 1.2688 0.03795 186 145 33 8
983 Look, it's not the worst thing that no one ever wants to talk about you. 1.2687 0.03911 201 158 32 11
984 You wouldn't eat a peanut wearing glasses, would you? 1.2685 0.03666 216 168 38 10
985 All right, have it your way - You're the elephant in the room. 1.2684 0.03925 190 148 33 9
986 So much for your peanut allergy. 1.2684 0.04064 190 150 29 11
987 Where is an allergy when you need it? 1.2684 0.04132 190 151 27 12
988 As your psychiatrist, I have to tell you that a big ego is the least of your problems, Mr. Decker. Let's talk about your distorted self-image and how you view others in relation to your own needs and desires. 1.2682 0.04308 179 143 24 12
989 Before you do anything rash, understand I’m just a guy in a peanut suit. 1.2679 0.03621 209 161 40 8
990 It’s MR. PEANUT, to you, big guy 1.2678 0.04169 183 145 27 11
991 So they found a hitman who works for peanuts, after all. 1.2678 0.04379 183 148 21 14
992 Oh, yeah? Well, I’m allergic to elephants. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
993 I feel like there should be an expression for addressing this awkward moment. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
994 So I take it you’re not a female peanut looking for companionship? 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
995 Maybe you would prefer some Cracker Jacks instead? 1.2673 0.03652 217 169 38 10
996 My honey-roasted cousin will be here soon. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
997 I am not the peanut you're looking for 1.2670 0.03497 191 151 32 8
998 Hi, handsome. I'm a complimentary peanut. 1.2670 0.03903 206 163 31 12
999 Donald assesses his fan base 1.2667 0.03967 210 168 28 14
1000 “I think I over did it on the micro dosing.” 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1001 You don't remember me? 1.2667 0.03662 180 136 40 4
1002 Can I offer you some grass? 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
1003 Consider carefully. If you have an undiagnosed peanut allergy and you eat me then it’s lights out for you too. 1.2667 0.04117 195 156 26 13
1004 I'm just their mascot. 1.2667 0.03745 180 137 38 5
1005 So I guess we can address the other "elephant in the room"...why a peanut is wearing a monacle. 1.2667 0.03787 180 140 33 7
1006 The Rorschach test revealed Mr. Peanut's deepest fear 1.2663 0.03732 199 154 37 8
1007 Either you’re an elephant or I am just plain nuts! 1.2663 0.03995 199 158 29 12
1008 So we meet at last, Elephant In the Room… 1.2663 0.03866 199 156 33 10
1009 Remember me? 1.2663 0.04003 184 144 31 9
1010 The pay is peanuts, ‘says the elephant in the room’” 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
1011 well well well...if it isn't the consequences of my actions. 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
1012 Somebody has to be the peanut in the room. 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
1013 Okay, this is the last time I agree to a blind date 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
1014 I've escaped from stickier jams than this! 1.2659 0.04329 173 138 24 11
1015 When I said "you crack me up" I meant it metaphorically. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1016 And you are ? 1.2656 0.03597 192 146 41 5
1017 Am I not supposed to mention the you know what in the room? 1.2655 0.04027 177 138 31 8
1018 As a vegan, I bet you're feeling pretty conflicted right now. 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
1019 When the obituaries included a pistachio in a derby hat and the filbert on crutches, I assumed you were on the loose again. 1.2655 0.04106 177 139 29 9
1020 You see, my grand old friend, even the best of us can’t ignore the elephant in the room any longer. 1.2652 0.04193 181 144 26 11
1021 Mr. Peanut, always the elegant host, suddenly realized his “bring your own snack” invite was a bit too ambiguous. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1022 Ok, it’s a deal. $800 and Mrs. Peanut is a goner. But no one can know I was ever here. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1023 Tell me your'e not in this room. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1024 Can we just agree you are the "elephant in the room" and move on to something else so no one gets hurt? 1.2651 0.03638 215 170 34 11
1025 Circus in town? 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1026 Forget it! At my age, there is only peanut butter inside. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
1027 I promise - it was just a figure of speech. I would never talk about you. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
1028 I'm just not into metaphors. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
1029 Darn right I banged on the ceiling — who the heck wants an elephant for an upstairs neighbor! 1.2649 0.04337 185 150 21 14
1030 What say we work on your fear of mice rather than your good cravings? 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
1031 Have you forgotten your allergy? 1.2646 0.03780 189 146 36 7
1032 I'm an icon. You wouldn't get away with it! 1.2646 0.04136 189 151 26 12
1033 Now, now big fellow, remember how allergy prone you are! 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1034 If that circus train leaves and you're not on it, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
1035 How did you get through the door? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
1036 I never traded ivory...you're confusing me with the Monopoly guy! 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
1037 There's more than one cliche going on here. 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
1038 It's hard to deny the elephant in the room 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1039 I tell you, I'm just a hollow shell of a man! 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1040 I prefer your pink cousin,to be honest. 1.2642 0.04075 193 154 27 12
1041 You realize you don't have to reinforce stereotypes, don't you? 1.2642 0.03543 193 149 38 6
1042 When he saw the other candidates up for the Popular Idiom position, he wondered how he ever thought ‘the Mr Peanut in the room’ would work. 1.2642 0.03871 193 151 33 9
1043 I’ve been avoiding you all night 1.2642 0.03801 193 150 35 8
1044 Is this about my time in the nuthouse? 1.2642 0.04008 193 153 29 11
1045 Let me introduce myself. I’m Mr. Cactus. 1.2642 0.03933 212 170 28 14
1046 Everybody loves a nut, but you’re the elephant in the room. 1.2642 0.04100 212 173 22 17
1047 The power is in mentioning you and watching you disappear”. 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
1048 Oh! I didn't see you standing there. 1.2640 0.04016 197 157 28 12
1049 That's, 'Mister Peanut' to you Pachyderm!" 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
1050 I don't respond to goober my good man. 1.2637 0.04099 182 144 28 10
1051 So you are the famous elephant in the room everyone knows but no one is talking about 1.2635 0.04668 167 137 16 14
1052 If you’re not careful, you could be roasted in November, too. 1.2632 0.03683 228 181 34 13
1053 You do realize that you are only a shadow of your former self. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1054 Am I nuts? Or is there a literal elephant in the room? 1.2632 0.04048 190 151 28 11
1055 I should have known 'a short drive' would end here. 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
1056 Suddenly, Mr. Peanut realized he was in the wrong room. 1.2632 0.04276 171 136 25 10
1057 It has to look like an accident 1.2632 0.04048 190 151 28 11
1058 Wow. This room has huge negative space. 1.2629 0.03853 194 152 33 9
1059 Is no one going to talk about the peanut in the room? 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1060 Funny, I was just talking about you. 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
1061 Just my luck! There's no avoiding the elephant in the room! 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
1062 When they ask, tell them you work for peanuts! 1.2626 0.04124 198 160 24 14
1063 Good work bringing Barnum onto our side, but where do we stand with Bailey? 1.2626 0.04065 179 141 29 9
1064 Alas, my large friend, I’m a monocle above your usual fare. 1.2626 0.03908 179 139 33 7
1065 Oh, shuck me! 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
1066 I believe there is an obvious topic of conversation that we might as well stop trying to avoid. 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
1067 I think it’s time to address the peanut in the room. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
1068 I know you're hungry, but I will never satisfy your needs. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
1069 Ok Let’s Start With The Elephant In The Room 1.2620 0.04089 187 149 27 11
1070 When the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
1071 Oh No, My worst nightmare. Its the elephant in the room ! 1.2618 0.04097 191 153 26 12
1072 I knew one day there would be an elephant in the room. 1.2618 0.04164 191 154 24 13
1073 What do you mean I’m your Moby Dick? 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
1074 My good man, that's MR. Peanut, to you. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
1075 I'm not going to crack. 1.2615 0.03623 195 150 39 6
1076 I was told that you have allergies. 1.2615 0.03904 195 154 31 10
1077 Now I know I'm nuts. 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
1078 I’m in your corner big guy. 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
1079 I'll give you 10 grand now, and another 10 when I see his empty shell. 1.2614 0.04339 176 142 22 12
1080 Can’t we just ignore each other? 1.2613 0.03784 199 156 34 9
1081 Whoops! Wrong room. 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
1082 I don't have time for this. I'm on my way to play Monopoly. 1.2609 0.03621 207 161 38 8
1083 I suppose from your standpoint we need to talk about the peanut in the room 1.2609 0.04410 184 151 18 15
1084 So, Snuffles, we meet again. 1.2606 0.04070 188 150 27 11
1085 And then Mr. Peanut realized the elephant in the room was the actual problem. 1.2606 0.03999 188 149 29 10
1086 Mouse! 1.2606 0.04114 165 129 29 7
1087 Well, hello Donald. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1088 It's a great location but I don't know if we could share one bedroom. 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
1089 I suppose we should talk. 1.2604 0.03728 192 154 28 10
1090 Yes, I do remember the late great Chuckles the Clown. 1.2604 0.03728 192 149 36 7
1091 Can you be certain you don’t have an allergy? 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
1092 Whoa...Let me warn you. I've caused diarrhea, vomiting and palpitations in guys even bigger than you. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1093 I really wish you WEREN’T in the room. 1.2599 0.04008 177 139 30 8
1094 I'm warning you, under this shell, I'm salted. 1.2599 0.03845 177 137 34 6
1095 Don’t even think about it. I have friends at all the best zoos… 1.2599 0.04242 177 142 24 11
1096 You sure? There are a lot of people who can’t tolerate me. 1.2599 0.03927 177 138 32 7
1097 I am not a snack! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1098 You realize, of course, that I'm just a two-dimensional logo. 1.2597 0.03708 181 139 37 5
1099 Now now, don't make any rash decisions that you'll have to remember for the rest of your life. 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
1100 Listen, here me out: a moment on the lips, a lifetime in the hips… 1.2596 0.03915 208 167 28 13
1101 I'll forgo the obvious . . . 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1102 Back off, Bindu. I'm rotten and over 100 years old. 1.2595 0.04182 185 149 24 12
1103 But I should warn you, I was roasted in hydrogenated palm oil. 1.2595 0.04040 185 147 28 10
1104 It’s okay. C’mon in. They asked if I had a pet. They just didn’t ask what kind of a pet. 1.2595 0.04040 185 147 28 10
1105 The name is McConnell--who the hell are you? 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
1106 How moldy is a 104-year-old peanut? You gotta ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, trunk? 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
1107 My safe word is 'banana'. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1108 I ask again, what elephant? 1.2591 0.03712 193 150 36 7
1109 I'd rather not talk about you. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1110 Faced with sure death, Mr Peanut did not crack under pressure 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
1111 Come on ? Are you’re sure you’re not still allergic? 1.2589 0.03663 197 153 37 7
1112 I thought they were joking when they said you work for peanuts. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1113 Back off. I can be brittle. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
1114 Please. No. I have a severe elephant-allergy. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1115 Can't we talk about this? 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1116 If you let me go, I can deliver thousand of my friends. 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
1117 We can discuss you later. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1118 It wasn't enough that they fired me?" 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1119 You're not just eating a peanut, you're disrupting the entire capitalist enterprise. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1120 The invitation said, ‘Welcome to our party for nuts’. 1.2585 0.03701 205 161 35 9
1121 Nuts! I must be in the wrong apartment! 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
1122 No chance of a peanut allergy? 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
1123 ..,and don’t forget, there will be plenty of snacks AFTER the tour. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1124 And that’s when Percy realized why people applied for concealed mouse permits. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1125 Yes, of course we can discuss lowering your monthly rent. 1.2581 0.04020 186 148 28 10
1126 Is there any chance that you have a peanut allergy? 1.2581 0.03797 186 145 34 7
1127 The real elephant in the room is why a talking peanut needs a monocle in the first place. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1128 Surprise, size does matter! 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
1129 But I'm not a peanut; I'm a hand grenade. Govern yourself accordingly! Besides shouldn't you be in Washington impeaching someone, anyone? 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1130 Well, Planters brought me back to life once so… 1.2577 0.03695 194 151 36 7
1131 Please, I have a family. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
1132 Pistachios, really?! 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
1133 Any allergies I should know about? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1134 Tell Trump that President Reagan wants his brand back. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
1135 Would you believe I'm actually a mouse in a peanut costume...? 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
1136 Don’t you think you’ve had enough? 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
1137 deep trunk, i take it? 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
1138 Are we going to address the peanut in the room orrr? 1.2573 0.04416 171 139 20 12
1139 I never thought we’d work together, but I need your help to take down those Reese’s punks. 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
1140 I thought this was the peanut gallery, why is there only one of you? 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
1141 Mrs. Peanut mustn’t know about this. 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
1142 So, am I the only one who senses the elephant in the room? 1.2570 0.03638 179 142 30 7
1143 Do I look worried? 1.2570 0.03968 179 141 30 8
1144 you know, idioms are meant to be metaphorical 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1145 Formal does not mean "all black". 1.2567 0.03928 187 148 30 9
1146 I think you got me here under false pretense Mr. Trump! 1.2565 0.03873 191 151 31 9
1147 It's not my fault you're the mascot for an unpopular brand. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1148 I got a new shipment coming in next week. I just need a little more time.. 1.2564 0.03845 156 119 34 3
1149 FYI, Jumbo, the monocle is a choking hazard. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
1150 Ok, so you're not a zebra ... Or a wolf in sheep's clothing ... Must be one of the other cliches. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
1151 Are you SURE you don't want to try some sunflower seeds instead? 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
1152 I knew I should have worn my MAGA hat.... 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
1153 Don't touch me. I identify as a mouse. 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
1154 Every Peanut's Nightmare! 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1155 Did you really think you could just ignore me? 1.2561 0.04292 164 131 24 9
1156 I always knew jelly was going to set me up like this. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1157 I am a Republican, please don’t eat me. 1.2560 0.04467 168 137 19 12
1158 If you don't eat me I can introduce you to some tastier friends 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
1159 I’m hoping you’re the proverbial one, not one with an actual appetite. 1.2558 0.03987 172 135 30 7
1160 And here I thought you were pink. 1.2557 0.03758 176 136 35 5
1161 Steady on there, I'm well passed my sell-by date. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
1162 Suddenly the details no longer mattered. They were finally alone. Together. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
1163 Before you make another move, let me tell you something that might give you pause: I love you. I’ve always loved you. I’ve been too afraid to tell you this because of what the world might think. But the heck with everyone else! You are all I want. 1.2554 0.04114 184 148 25 11
1164 Are you sure you don't have an allergy? 1.2554 0.04041 184 147 27 10
1165 OMG! You’re just a shadow of your former self now! 1.2554 0.03967 184 146 29 9
1166 When your profile said 'tall, dark and handsome' I let myself believe that you might turn out to be the Brazil Nut of my dreams. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
1167 No. No. I’m Mr. Penis! 1.2552 0.04062 192 155 25 12
1168 If I'd known they were being literal when they told me to address the elephant in the room I wouldn't have come 1.2552 0.03783 192 151 33 8
1169 It's time for us to address the peanut in the room. 1.2551 0.03937 196 157 28 11
1170 You know, it is difficult not to notice you. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
1171 If it’s not the elephant in the room! 1.2549 0.04593 153 124 19 10
1172 This is just another cliche about the peanut in the room 1.2549 0.03702 204 161 34 9
1173 I was supposed to be the elephant in the room. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
1174 Oy, I knew I would've fit in better at the Democratic National Convention. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
1175 Oh, so we are going to address the elephant in the room. 1.2545 0.03907 165 128 32 5
1176 This is a costume.... I am NOT a real peanut! 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
1177 That’s Mr. Mr Peanut to you. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1178 You work for me, not the other way around. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
1179 I can’t ignore you in this room… 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
1180 Can we just talk this out like normal cartoon characters? 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
1181 forget you saw me here and i can show you where there are thousands of us 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
1182 Don’t be jealous that I bought this place for peanuts. 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
1183 The one thing Mr. Peanut feared the most--the elephant in the room. 1.2541 0.04231 181 147 22 12
1184 You used to be pink. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
1185 My name is Inigo Montoya… 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1186 Yes, they were my friends. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1187 I called 911 and the mice are on their way! 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1188 For me, 'the elephant in the room' is kind of existential. 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
1189 I’m sure you remember that peanut allergies can be fatal. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1190 You need to understand that The Elephant in the Room is just a figure of speech. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1191 Wait! I swear I'm the guy from Monopoly—top hat, cane, monocle. Would I lie to you? 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
1192 Drat, I keep walking into metaphors 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1193 Sir, I just work here. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1194 You got the wrong guy. I'm Mr. Legume. 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
1195 So what brings you here? 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
1196 Would it matter if I said I was a Trump supporter? 1.2529 0.04340 170 138 21 11
1197 You wanna piece of me? 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
1198 I can certainly see the big issue here is that I need to come out of my shell. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1199 Your profile picture looked different 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
1200 And so we meet again! 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
1201 I’m an anthropomorphic peanut advertisement . So spare me your hostilities . I have troubles of my own . 1.2529 0.03774 174 135 34 5
1202 Et tu, Pachyderm? 1.2529 0.03774 174 135 34 5
1203 No, I'm not ignoring you. 1.2528 0.03969 178 141 29 8
1204 Wait, so now I’m the elephant in the room? 1.2528 0.04350 178 146 19 13
1205 A top hat and cane would go a long way toward getting you acknowledged. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
1206 So, you’re not just a metaphor? 1.2527 0.03752 182 142 34 6
1207 I swear - I'm just a guy in a peanut suit. 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
1208 I totally disagree with that notion.I have reached "icon" status while you are only a shadow of your former self. 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1209 From now on they will have to deal with the Peanut in the room. 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1210 Can we address the elephant in the room? You have a nut allergy. 1.2525 0.04031 198 161 24 13
1211 Who said vaudeville's dead? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1212 You are a nightmare, right? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1213 Please don't hurt me, there's a Mrs. Peanut. 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
1214 Awwww nuts! 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
1215 At least you're a democrat, right 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1216 I should probably address you, huh? 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1217 Bet you thought I forgot… 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
1218 Actually, I think the bigger issue is the talking peanut with a monocle and top hat in the room. 1.2516 0.04458 159 129 20 10
1219 I remember you,too! 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
1220 Horrible stomach pain? Probably a toss-up between my top hat and walking stick. Unless my monocle breaks into jagged shards. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1221 So, you're finally in the room. 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
1222 Elitist?! Is it the monocle? 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1223 I'm definitely feeling a hostile environment. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
1224 Thank you for making me see that beneath it all I am still a nutritious and tasty snack. 1.2515 0.03525 167 134 27 6
1225 Behind you! A tiny mouse! 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
1226 I guess it was inevitable after New Hampshire. 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
1227 Eat me if you wish, Carl. But you should know... I'm your father. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
1228 Is that a trunk or are you just happy to see me? 1.2514 0.04170 175 141 24 10
1229 You won't be satisfied with me; I am but a shell of my former self. 1.2514 0.03926 175 138 30 7
1230 You don't look at all like your profile picture! 1.2514 0.04090 175 140 26 9
1231 No on else sees the elephant in the room? 1.2514 0.04009 175 139 28 8
1232 I suppose it’s time for me to address the elephant in the room . . . 1.2514 0.04009 175 139 28 8
1233 Mr. Peanut suddenly realized….he picked the wrong door 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
1234 Don't look at me that way. You may be the elephant in the room, but I'm a nut above, Buster. 1.2514 0.03787 179 140 33 6
1235 " Guess we're not at the circus anymore." 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
1236 You scared of me big boy? 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
1237 Well, I suppose one of us has to say it. I'm the only peanut in the room. 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
1238 Nope. I am not Mr. Peanut, just a look alike 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
1239 You heard me. From now on, everyone says ‘The peanut in the room.’ 1.2513 0.04125 187 152 23 12
1240 Look, I've got a fresh-roasted bag of macadamia nuts out in the car. 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
1241 All right, let's address the... you in the room. 1.2513 0.04327 191 159 16 16
1242 I'm not a shell corp, Mr. GOP. 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
1243 I'm 108 years old and all dried out. You'd choke on me. 1.2513 0.03751 199 158 32 9
1244 How did you get past security!? 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1245 It's just a Halloween costume. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
1246 My agent asked that I answer the call for a gimpy, bald, mono-spectacled nutty actor with spaghetti like arms and legs. Are you directing or just hungry? 1.2500 0.04378 180 149 17 14
1247 Did Cracker Jack send you? 1.2500 0.04769 140 114 17 9
1248 I’m telling you Jumbo, corporate greed has ruined me, I’m just the shell of the flavor you seek 1.2500 0.03908 192 154 28 10
1249 We both knew this day would come. 1.2500 0.03425 188 144 41 3
1250 Perhaps this time we should avoid the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.03752 168 130 34 4
1251 I've got contacts in the business- how would you like to be the next Dumbo? 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1252 I think I'm about to have a bad day. 1.2500 0.03649 176 136 36 4
1253 Before this goes any further, be aware that peanut allergies are on the rise, even among pachyderms. 1.2500 0.04091 164 130 27 7
1254 I was hoping you might be anaphylactic. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1255 We're both logos, but I'm apolitical. 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
1256 I'll bet you think I'm a peanut. 1.2500 0.04105 188 153 23 12
1257 You do know that eating peanuts caused mastadons to become extinct. 1.2500 0.03818 188 149 31 8
1258 Good afternoon, I’m mister Pea…rson 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
1259 I have COVID 1.2500 0.04373 172 141 19 12
1260 May I interest you in an Impossible Peanut? 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1261 You might be bigger than me but I'm an allergen. 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
1262 We were just not talking about you. 1.2500 0.04215 172 139 23 10
1263 Is this my biggest nightmare or your pleasant dream? 1.2500 0.03822 176 138 32 6
1264 I understand you have a peanut allergy. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
1265 Have you been tested for peanut allergies? 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
1266 May I remind you of your severe nut allergy? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1267 Whatever Chester Cheetah is paying you, I'll double it 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
1268 Get in the trunk. 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1269 The grim reaper meets Mr. Peanut, 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1270 Dammn, I had just out run the squirrels too! 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1271 Mr. Peanut? Don't know him. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
1272 I know “Sometimes you feel like a nut” but “Sometimes you don’t” , too, right?!? 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1273 Wait! You'll need me! I'm a registered Republican! 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1274 We have to talk about the other "elephant in the room." I know you're attracted to me, but your mother was deathly allergic to legumes. I'm a legume, not a nut. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1275 Oh!!!!!!! So this is the Elephant in the room I keep hearing about!!! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
1276 When they say 'Eat The Rich,' they don't mean it literally! 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1277 You found me. Well done, I suppose. And now, 20 years in Argentina gone by and it’s finally time to pay the piper. I won’t apologize for what I did. It was war. In truth, I enjoyed it. I was good at it. I was a patriot. And you would call me “nuts.” 1.2488 0.03809 209 169 28 12
1278 Do I have to worry about this elephant in the room? 1.2487 0.04033 197 161 23 13
1279 I'm here to inform you that you have a nut allergy! 1.2487 0.04016 189 153 25 11
1280 Funny,no one's talking about you. 1.2487 0.04016 189 153 25 11
1281 Yeah - well you sold out to the Republican Party. 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
1282 Now, don’t forget what the doctor said about your allergy. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1283 You must be the must be the elephant in the room...welcome to the peanut gallery. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1284 Wait! I may be your worst allergy. Try Mr. Pecan. 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
1285 The fact that you are ACTUALLY in the room does give me pause. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1286 You don't like honey roasted, do you? 1.2486 0.03631 177 137 36 4
1287 Now wait a minute, you should know I am not salted. 1.2486 0.03803 177 139 32 6
1288 Always the last ones at the party. 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
1289 You were sent by Reese's to turn me into pieces? 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
1290 Uh-oh. I may be legally blind, but I know what this is. 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
1291 I don't wanna talk about it if you don't wanna talk about it. 1.2485 0.04247 165 133 23 9
1292 I'm just a logo, not very tasty. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1293 I'm...I'm...I'm not that kind of peanut! 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1294 You didn’t think I’d forget, did you? 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1295 Back away before I release the mice in my pockets. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1296 No, I don't have an EpiPen. I have no pockets! 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1297 Hey, Dumbo, why work for peanuts when you can work for Mr. Peanut? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1298 My surname is Peanut, but my mother was a Phylactic—Anna Phylactic. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1299 I understand you work for peanuts like I do. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1300 Could I offer you pretzels or perhaps some Biscoff cookies? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1301 I assure you ‘Eat the rich’ is a figure of speech 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1302 Just a bag of snacks? You ate my entire family, you animal! 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1303 Um, what if I told you that I have access to a trunkful of peanuts? 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
1304 It may interest you to know that I'm old and bitter. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1305 Or I might be a hand grenade disguised as a peanut. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1306 Hello, my name is Babar. You killed my mother. Prepare to die. 1.2474 0.03927 190 153 27 10
1307 Yes, I can see you. It’s the monocle. 1.2473 0.03984 186 150 26 10
1308 Save the shell for my family. 1.2473 0.03649 182 142 35 5
1309 I knew you wouldn't forget. 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
1310 Horton, I presume. 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
1311 I am mentioning the elephant in the room: I am no longer edible! 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
1312 You probably don’t remember me. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
1313 Please tell me you just want a selfie. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
1314 Consider this. I can easily slip out through this adjacent door whereas you will remain stuck in this room. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
1315 Sometimes I feel like a nut 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1316 There’s no elephant in the room, there’s no elephant in the room! 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
1317 How many times must I tell you? I dressed like this long before that Monopoly guy did! 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
1318 What do you mean " let's talk about the peanut in the room?" 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1319 Where’s Cracker Jack when you need him? 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1320 Wait till Jimmy Carter hears about this, you'll be sorry. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1321 I heard that you guys don't really eat peanuts in the wild? But then again, we're not in the wild, are we 1.2468 0.04551 158 130 17 11
1322 You do know, I never forget 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
1323 You know, pistachios are the chic new nuts in town ... 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1324 Resist the stereotype or lose your job as a metaphor. Your call. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1325 Well, you COULD eat me, but I’m the only thing protecting you from Trump. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1326 What the hell... Is that an elephant? Am I going nuts? 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
1327 We meet again, Babar. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1328 I am not a nut! I'm a legume. 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
1329 Well, if peanuts give you gas, I guess we won't have an issue then, will we? 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
1330 But I am addressing the elephant in the room. 1.2458 0.03929 179 143 28 8
1331 Look, big guy, I'm just one peanut, and that's not going to fill you up. But I've got connections and can keep you in peanuts for a long time to come. 1.2458 0.03929 179 143 28 8
1332 Easy now. Don't forget about your peanut allergy. 1.2458 0.03682 179 140 34 5
1333 Where’s Mrs. Peanut? 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
1334 Clearly,I am in the wrong apartment. 1.2457 0.04150 175 142 23 10
1335 I'm not what they meant when they said working for peanuts. 1.2457 0.03459 175 134 39 2
1336 I'm stale. 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
1337 Hello, Mr. Peanut...let's have a talk about the elephant in the room... 1.2457 0.04228 175 143 21 11
1338 So, about that elephant in the room... 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
1339 I want to address the Elephant in the room... 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
1340 That's a myth, my friend. You eat plants, not Planters. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
1341 Well, Sir, how would you like to be addressed? 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
1342 This is my last circus. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
1343 The last time we met it didn’t go well for you, Mr. Elephant. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
1344 Ever think about working for peanuts? 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
1345 Don't even think about it, Babar! 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
1346 Im not that kind of peanut, back off… 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1347 The Co-op Board has our application, but I suspect the interview may be a problem. 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
1348 Whatever you're thinking, you can forget about it. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1349 Just wear the costume, easy money you say… you left out the elephant in the room. 1.2453 0.03911 159 127 26 6
1350 This can go two ways... 1.2452 0.04516 155 127 18 10
1351 This is so kafkaesque 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
1352 What do you take me for A Nut”?? n 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
1353 Am I about to be a salted? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1354 Wait! Remember? You have a food allergy! 1.2446 0.04004 184 149 25 10
1355 Go ahead. I guess your a fan of anaphylactic shock. 1.2446 0.04078 184 150 23 11
1356 Let's be reasonable! You shouldn't be working for peanuts! 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
1357 ‘yikes!’ 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1358 I never realized that metaphors could be so literal. 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1359 An epi-pen? No…don’t think I have one. Why do you ask? 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
1360 As a doctor,I think you need to cut down on your salt. 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
1361 Warning. I'm the original allergenic peanut. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
1362 And I'm the Peanut in the Room! 1.2440 0.04507 168 140 15 13
1363 I guess I always knew this disguise wouldn’t work forever. 1.2439 0.04159 164 132 24 8
1364 How'd you get in here? I thought we had a deal. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
1365 Today, you’ll be shadowing me. 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
1366 The Grim Reaper of Legumes 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
1367 Now do you understand why I’m afraid of my own shadow? 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1368 I'm here to help you forget. 1.2437 0.03681 197 157 32 8
1369 The circus really ruined both of ours brands. 1.2437 0.03609 197 156 34 7
1370 Cashews, young man, cashews. That’s the future! 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
1371 Just forget you ever saw me... Please? 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
1372 I guess I’m not getting the large bedroom? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1373 This whole “elephants-love-to-eat-peanuts thing” is just myth. Hope you know that. Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1374 Peanut? No, I represent the Top Hats. I can see why you'd be confused, we all look like someone else. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1375 So…out of pure benevolence you’ll help bring me out of my shell. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1376 The name is MR. Peanut, Dumbo! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
1377 No one must know. 1.2432 0.03909 148 115 30 3
1378 I knew your father. Babar was a good man. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
1379 Honey, I'm home. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
1380 The first day of exposure therapy is always the hardest. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
1381 I am not happy to be the peanut in the room. 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
1382 They assured me this was a safe space 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
1383 I'm sorry but your contract says clearly that you've agreed to work for peanuts. 1.2429 0.03948 177 142 27 8
1384 You can't crack me. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1385 You don't scare me. I can walk out of this room and you won't fit through the door. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1386 Shall we agree neither of us is in the room? 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1387 I’m a walking talking peanut but YOU’RE the one people are talking about? 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1388 Don’t waste your time - I’m empty inside. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
1389 Ok you’ve got one hour, no kinky stuff 1.2426 0.03613 169 131 35 3
1390 The real elephant in the room is that I’m more than just a tasty snack. 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
1391 How about some stock options? Would that change your mind? 1.2424 0.03664 198 158 32 8
1392 I googled it. I am not your snack. 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
1393 I make bad choices in pets. 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
1394 You should know that I’m nuts and I can dance. 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
1395 Hey man, can I interest you in a BEYOND PEANUT snack? 1.2422 0.04386 161 132 19 10
1396 Look, we're both just metaphors. 1.2421 0.03909 190 154 26 10
1397 You do understand that I am just a corporate logo, right? 1.2421 0.03689 190 151 32 7
1398 So it's come to this. . . the elephant in the room and it's curtains for the peanut! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1399 You're a circus icon, I'm half nuts. 1.2420 0.03980 157 124 28 5
1400 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1401 They said this was the Democrats meeting hall… 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
1402 I guess ‘Do Not Pass Go’ means nothing to you. 1.2420 0.03876 157 123 30 4
1403 Have you had lunch? 1.2419 0.03580 186 146 35 5
1404 No one told me there’d be an elephant in the room. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1405 I have money. We can go to the vending machines. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1406 But you DO work for me! 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1407 REPUBLICAN!!! 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1408 I was really hoping you’d forget I was here. 1.2417 0.03700 211 171 29 11
1409 I swear I'm a Republican. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1410 I can still see you. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1411 It was the first and last time he saw the elephant in the room. 1.2414 0.04619 145 119 17 9
1412 Back off! I've already been a-salted! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1413 You’d love my dry roasted brother! 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
1414 I’ll be gone in a JIFfy, and you’ll try to forget this ever happened. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
1415 Of course I’m voting for Trump! Do I look like a nut to you? 1.2412 0.04135 170 138 23 9
1416 Somehow, I knew it would end like this. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
1417 I'm unsalted, just so you know. 1.2412 0.03594 170 132 35 3
1418 Oops! Wrong floor! 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1419 Dumbo, I presume? 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1420 But, there’s no way I’ll fit in your trunk. 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
1421 Never have I felt like such a peanut! 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
1422 Did anyone see you come up here? 1.2408 0.03596 191 151 34 6
1423 This relationship is going to kill one of us. 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1424 How about we talk about the peanut in the room instead? 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
1425 And now, I face the final curtain... 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
1426 What elephant in the room? 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
1427 Let's be honest with one another. You are just a shadow of your self, and I'm an old nut. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
1428 You are overstating the obvious 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
1429 What peanut? 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
1430 As the only elephant in the room are you sure you want to be the one that ate the last peanut! 1.2404 0.04079 183 150 22 11
1431 Damn! Forgot my taser. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1432 Sorry, Simba. I am NOT a shelf-stable meal. 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
1433 Of course I will. Do I look like a Democrat? 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1434 Their eyes met. Somewhere in the distance, a dog was barking. 1.2398 0.04356 171 142 17 12
1435 So this is what they mean by "foreshadowing". 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1436 Uh-Oh. I thought you forgot. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1437 Okay, I see your shadow. Does that mean 6 more weeks of peanut allergies? 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1438 Stop looking at me that way. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1439 Sorry bud, no circus for you. You're just a shadow of your former self. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1440 Before we begin, how would you like to be addressed? 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1441 He wants to talk about the peanut in the room? 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
1442 Nobody told me you would be in the room 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
1443 Really, I may be too sophisticated for your palate... 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1444 Um, I think you should know I left a note for Mr. Planter telling him where I am. 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
1445 I was nuts to think you’d forget about me. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1446 The last time we saw Mr Peanut was when he confronted the elephant in room 1.2394 0.04572 142 116 18 8
1447 You may have defeated me today! But there are millions of more nuts who will take my place! 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
1448 The donkey told me you have a severe peanut allergy. 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
1449 I'm sorry, but this is just a shell corporation. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
1450 No, you got it wrong, it’s “Sometimes you feel like a DOnut…” 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1451 I didn’t know what working for peanuts meant to you. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1452 I’m old and stale now. 1.2390 0.03570 205 164 33 8
1453 Say my name. 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
1454 We never forget, Mr. Planters. And we never forgive 1.2390 0.04413 159 131 18 10
1455 I’d prefer to be smooth, not chunky. 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
1456 My father was a circus peanut when your father was with Ringling Bros. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1457 Good news. I’ve bought a farm. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
1458 I'm known as the peanut in the room. 1.2387 0.04492 155 128 17 10
1459 He gasped, you look nothing like your profile picture! 1.2387 0.04584 155 129 15 11
1460 I find you hard to ignore. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1461 Why is nothing ever obvious to you? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1462 Of all the condos in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine" 1.2384 0.04173 172 141 21 10
1463 EXCUSE ME, WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MRS. PEANUT?! 1.2384 0.04173 172 141 21 10
1464 As fellow Republicans I am sure we can come to a mutually profitable relationship! 1.2383 0.03854 193 157 26 10
1465 I was called down here to address you directly, but couldn’t this be an email? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1466 You wouldn’t eat a man with glasses, would you? 1.2381 0.03703 168 132 32 4
1467 I’ve been in the pantry for two years, my friend. Eat at your own peril. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1468 You're the one who ran away and joined the circus! 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1469 But...I'm of the noble legume family, old chap! Might I suggest a circus peanut? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1470 Sometimes you think you’d like a nut, uh, sometimes you don’t? 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1471 I knew I should have tipped the porter when I asked for my trunk 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1472 I always knew it’d end like this 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1473 You know, Bob from the shelled and salted can will be here any minute. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
1474 My what big tusks you have 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
1475 Don't tusk the husk 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1476 Believe me, afterwards they will say you were in the room. 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
1477 Confront the elephant in the room. Yup, that’s what my therapist, Dr. Peanut, would say. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
1478 My meds definitely need adjusting" 1.2375 0.03600 160 124 34 2
1479 Let me start by acknowledging the elephant in the room. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
1480 You were a peanut on the dating app. 1.2374 0.04852 139 116 13 10
1481 The Republicans are meeting downstairs. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
1482 Please don't look at me that way 1.2373 0.03494 177 138 36 3
1483 Excuse me, you have the wrong room. This one is for "there's a nut in the room. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
1484 Now hold on! If I admit your existence in this room, I'm sure we can agree on a reasonable compromise. 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
1485 Not the nostril! Anything, but not the nostril! 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
1486 I see you look nothing like your profile pic 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1487 My, my, my, how the turns have tabled 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1488 Oh no, it's a cartoonist's worst nightmare. A huge ink spill. 1.2370 0.04388 173 145 15 13
1489 My best friend is a mouse! 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1490 Will you stop at nothing just to be talked about? 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
1491 Good, because I just happen to be allergic to elephants. 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1492 You said that you'd never forget me. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1493 Who me? No, I'm stale. You want someone else. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1494 Funny.. no one mentioned you were here. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1495 Allergies? What Allergies? 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1496 So Chuckles the Clown wasn’t an accident after all, was it? 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1497 ‘They said you’d be white.’ 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1498 You're just a metaphor!! You're just a metaphor!! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1499 I know I promised you a truckload but we're having supply chain issues 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1500 You know, there was a time when I was the elephant in the room! 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1501 Sir, you have me mistaken for a circus peanut. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1502 I’m tougher than I look. 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
1503 The circumstances of my disappearance must not arouse suspicion, you see.” 1.2364 0.03737 165 130 31 4
1504 So… no chance you’re allergic, right? 1.2363 0.03689 182 145 31 6
1505 The doctor said you should watch your salt intake. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1506 Am I nuts,or is there an elephant in the room? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1507 Help ! 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
1508 Damn! A salted again. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
1509 Gradually the elephant became aware of the peanut in the room! 1.2360 0.04273 161 132 20 9
1510 No! Really! I'm not all I'm cracked up to be! 1.2360 0.03611 178 143 29 6
1511 This isn't a job interview is it? 1.2360 0.03611 178 143 29 6
1512 We have to stop meeting like this, Mrs. Peanut is on to us! 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
1513 Don't forget, the safe word is "Dry Roasted." 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
1514 We should talk about the elephant in the room 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
1515 I thought you were a myth. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
1516 Trust me, you are allergic. 1.2356 0.03706 174 138 31 5
1517 The others may be ignoring you, but trust me - I know exactly where you are. 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
1518 It was at that point, Mr. Peanut realized, he could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1519 I promise you, I am not a REAL peanut 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1520 Have you been tested for peanut allergies? They can be deadly. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1521 NO. You tell that cricket I'm keeping the hat 1.2353 0.04521 153 127 16 10
1522 It's MISTER Peanut to you! 1.2350 0.03752 183 147 29 7
1523 Did you see the AI article on Peanut Allergies? 1.2350 0.03671 183 146 31 6
1524 So for this Rorschach test, I see a peanut shaped man in a top hat, holding a cane, standing in a condo. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1525 In a nutshell… I’m afraid I must address the elephant in the room 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
1526 Come in quietly when I tip my hat, got it? 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1527 The cane. The monocle. Have you no mercy?? 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
1528 Don’t look now, but there are mice scurrying around your back feet. 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1529 Et tu,Dumbo? 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1530 Have you been tested for allergies?? 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
1531 How the heck did you get up here? 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1532 So you’re the Republican in the room. 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1533 Despite Jeffrey’s costuming efforts, it was clear he was a nut… 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1534 So, you were in the room the whole time. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
1535 I don't want to talk about it 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
1536 They told me I was nuts to come here. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1537 As a celebrity, I refuse to debate politics. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
1538 It's Superbowl commercial time again already? 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
1539 I see maintenance didn’t shut down the freight elevator… 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
1540 You've finally found me. Its been years but, I should have known you wouldnt forget 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1541 What’s wrong with putting on the Ritz? 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1542 Forget what the can says. I’m a legume and that doesn’t mean lunch in Italian. 1.2340 0.03648 141 111 28 2
1543 I will not take off my top hat and stay awhile! 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
1544 Well, I guess it’s time we address you. 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
1545 No, you may not shuck me. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
1546 You’re only a shadow of what is not in the room 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
1547 Oh thank goodness, I thought you were a Republican. 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
1548 Have you had allergy testing? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1549 You know, you should go easy on the fat and salt. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
1550 I'm not real! I'm not real! Actor! I'm just an actor! 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
1551 Are you aware of anaphylactic shock? 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
1552 I don't believe you're really in the room. 1.2333 0.04101 180 149 20 11
1553 Ah, shucks. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1554 I know what you did to Chuckles and the cops are on their way 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1555 We’ve been meaning to talk about you. 1.2331 0.04314 163 135 18 10
1556 Quite right, old chap: sometimes you feel like a nut. I was just rather hoping this was one of those times you don’t. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1557 Talking about the elephant in the room is never easy 1.2331 0.03543 163 127 34 2
1558 Lucky for me I know you have a peanut allergy... 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1559 At this point, any argument on my part is irrelephant. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1560 I hear your people traditionally work for my people. 1.2330 0.03925 176 143 25 8
1561 Is that your trunk, or are you happy to see me? 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1562 Only one of us is leaving this room...alive. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1563 I don’t know what you’ve heard, but I quit dealing peanuts a long time ago… 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
1564 Look, I don’t care if Trump is threatening me with a smear campaign, I’m endorsing Biden and that’s that. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1565 Don't use that salty language with me... 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
1566 You deliver the tax cuts, and I’ll see you get more peanuts than you ever dreamed of. 1.2327 0.04297 159 131 19 9
1567 Babe, the label was calling ME chunky. 1.2327 0.04297 159 131 19 9
1568 What the shell?! 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
1569 Mr. Peanut? Oh no, that’s my father. My name’s Bartholomew. 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
1570 are YOU talkin' to ME? because...I'm the only one here! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1571 Peanuts! We just sell peanuts! We have no position on your legal troubles. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1572 ``No, I'll take the Murphy bed.'' 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1573 You'll be sorry; the monocle will give you indigestion! 1.2323 0.03754 155 122 30 3
1574 Yeah, well I remember you too. 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
1575 Fearing the worst, the peanut butter was scared out of Mr Peanut. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1576 I might look like a peanut but I'm actually a butternut squash. Oh, you like those too? 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1577 I said,when you address me,you address me as Mister Peanut." 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1578 I know who you are, and I will ignore you as usual. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1579 This is the last time I go on a blind date. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1580 I need your help in getting me out of my shell. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
1581 It's not my time! My Planters copywrite hasn't expired. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
1582 The real elephant in the room is capitalism. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1583 In spite of all my wealth and fame, this end was inevitable 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
1584 I knew this day would come. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1585 Before you come any closer I suggest you Google 'peanuts, elephants, myth.' 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1586 Why am I here? I’m looking for decent job that pays peanuts 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1587 Easy, now. You work for me, remember? 1.2317 0.04112 164 134 22 8
1588 So this is how Mr. Death appears to Mr. Peanut. 1.2317 0.04290 164 136 18 10
1589 Mr. Peanut I presume? 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1590 Trust me, staging my death like this is just a marketing ploy. 1.2316 0.03986 177 145 23 9
1591 Stop salivating, you're an idiom. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1592 I'm actually a legume 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1593 "Don't look at me that way. Do you know who I am? 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1594 Uh oh - the proverbial elephant in the room! 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1595 Well, at least its not a pink one! 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
1596 Thank God we're in a political cartoon. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
1597 Yes, being called a peanut is belittling – but no one even mentions you 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
1598 Don't think that I haven't noticed you in the room, Mr Horton 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
1599 We both know that it’s a myth that Elephants love to eat Peanuts. Would you like to be my roommate and show the world that we can co-exist in peace?! 1.2312 0.04072 186 155 19 12
1600 Uh, oh. The elephant’s in the room. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1601 I’m feeling an urgent existential need to address the elephant in this room 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
1602 Let's talk about the elephant in the room: it's malignant 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
1603 Why does it always have to be about you? 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1604 I'm going to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
1605 Awww! My nemesis, we meet again! Remember me?.. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1606 I don’t taste as scrumptious as I look. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1607 If you point me to where the gallery is, I won't mention it. 1.2308 0.03937 169 137 25 7
1608 I'm not wearing this outfit to work, AND I'm reporting you to HR. 1.2308 0.03498 182 154 18 10
1609 Speaking as a peanut, I feel compelled to mention the elephant in the room. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1610 We’re not talking about the elephant in the room. Now scoot! 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
1611 Hello,figment. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1612 I know it’s difficult for you, but maybe you could forget I was here. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
1613 Wipe that smile off your face 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
1614 That's it! I'll never trust again in tinder pics. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1615 And so, Mr. Hyde, we meet again. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1616 Uh-oh, its the elephant in the room 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1617 May I suggest that we order in? 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1618 I heard you had a peanut allergy? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1619 I look better than I taste. 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
1620 How about this? I’ll be your running mate now and you can eat me later? 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
1621 I see my predatory pachyderm nemesis is here to assault his salted friend. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
1622 Call me nuts, but I think you could win as a dark elephant candidate. 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
1623 It’s me, Mr. Peanut. How could you have forgotten who I am? 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1624 I think my monocle might be broken. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1625 I may look like a nut but I’m just a legume. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1626 It's just that I was expecting a thick snake from your profile pic. 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
1627 So, I’m not a nut, after all! 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
1628 Seriously, you don't remember me? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1629 That's Mister to you. 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1630 You don’t look anything like your Tinder profile pictures! 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1631 I know I’m just nuts, but clearly one of us is in the wrong room! 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
1632 I've been around since 1916, so, uh, you get the idea. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
1633 Hey, don’t look at me like that! According to Google, I am not on your diet! 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
1634 Look, I know one's bigger than the other. I don't want to talk about it right now. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
1635 Sigh, you again, we all know how late you work 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
1636 It’s not personal, Mr. P. It’s strictly circus business. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
1637 Let’s reach an amenable solution. You don’t eat me & I will forget you even tried! 1.2292 0.03716 144 115 26 3
1638 Dr. Jung, are you still on the line? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1639 You wouldn’t eat a nut with a monocle on, would you? 1.2289 0.04328 166 139 16 11
1640 Fine! So now you want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
1641 No. You really don’t look like your profile picture. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1642 Hope you are just a shadow 1.2288 0.03651 153 120 31 2
1643 It’s a pretty safe neighborhood, I’ve only been a-salted three times this week. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
1644 You wouldn’t eat a guy wearing a monocle, would you? Plus, I’m covered in Planter’s warts. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1645 Babar, it's about time you started respecting expiration dates. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1646 They said no. They did not believe us as crime fighters, nor an homage to Laurel and Hardy. So Marvel is our only hope. 1.2286 0.04683 140 117 14 9
1647 Just because we didn't talk about you doesn't mean you don't scare us. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1648 I thought you were just a figure of speech! My therapist is so fired. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1649 We can stop using ‘sausage’ as a euphemism. I know how the peanut butter gets made. 1.2286 0.03703 140 109 30 1
1650 Before you get any closer, I may contain peanuts! 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
1651 This could result in a painful case of Planter’s fasciitis… 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1652 OK, OK, you win. I've never heard the expression, "the peanut in the room." 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1653 Can we address the peanut in the room? 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1654 I tell ya I’m rotten, rotten to the core! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1655 You should know I have a mouse under my hat. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
1656 Can we talk about it? 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
1657 A Peanut for your Thoughts 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
1658 Sorry, pal. They’ve phased out all the animal acts in the circus; you’ll have to work for somebody else now. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
1659 This is not "The Room." "The Room" is next door. 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
1660 No more rhyming now, I mean it. 1.2281 0.03425 171 139 27 5
1661 Fancy meeting you at the allergist's office. 1.2280 0.03522 193 155 32 6
1662 I may be a blind peanut, but I know that there is an elephant in the room. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1663 Just because I have to wear this damned monocle doesn’t mean I don’t know there’s an elephant in the room. 1.2278 0.03852 158 129 23 6
1664 I suppose it was inevitable you’d work your way up the chain. Yes, it was me who made the elephant proof packaging and I don’t regret it one bit. Do what you will pachyderm. Mr. Peanut is not afraid. 1.2278 0.03765 180 146 27 7
1665 But your ad said you're a 'spicy, young female legume' looking for a 'generous, salty older gentleman.' 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
1666 This is nuts! We're talking about my attire when you're the elephant in the room? 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1667 Just keep that trunk out of my pants, you pervert! 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
1668 Are you sure you're allergic to peanuts? 1.2276 0.04564 145 121 15 9
1669 Finding out your nightmare is your reality 1.2276 0.03494 145 112 33 0
1670 Listen, Sport, I'm more worried about you than I am Copyright infringement. 1.2276 0.03758 145 114 29 2
1671 Don’t make me take these gloves off. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
1672 How did I get mixed up in this? 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
1673 I must warn you, I’m hyperallergenic. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
1674 You are way too smart to work for peanuts. 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
1675 Could I interest you in a jelly sandwich? 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
1676 And so we meet again Babar. 1.2273 0.03985 176 145 22 9
1677 The one you really want is Mr. Almond. He’s loaded, . . . with nutrients as well as money. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1678 Come one step closer Dumbo, and I'll pull out my pet mouse. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1679 Watch out! There is a peanut in the room! 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1680 I’m not sure if this matters, but I’m actually a legume. 1.2273 0.03661 132 102 30 0
1681 You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Ignore the peanut in the corner. That is a mouse. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1682 My operation needs some muscle. Of course, you'll be working for peanuts. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1683 We've got to talk about how elephants really don't eat peanuts. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1684 I guess there is no sense trying to convince you that you don’t remember your peanut allergy? 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
1685 You know I’m not just a piece of meat! 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
1686 Don't turn around, but that mouse is staring right at you. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1687 Well, you are an elephant, and this is a room. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1688 When I told you to ‘eat me,’ I was speaking metaphorically! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1689 Babar! I thought you were in Africa. 1.2267 0.03875 172 140 25 7
1690 Shall we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.04211 172 144 17 11
1691 Don't believe Barnum's lies, I'm not apart of your diet 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1692 I know you can't forget, I'm asking you to forgive. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
1693 Ah! We meet again, old friend. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1694 You can stop looking down your nose at me, Dumbo. Yes, I'm only a brand and you're a metaphor, but you're still no Mickey Mouse. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1695 Is it worth the risk of a reaction? 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
1696 One of us is hallucinating. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
1697 Wait! Don't you remember me? 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1698 I guess it would be nuts to think that you won't eat me. 1.2264 0.04178 159 131 20 8
1699 they didn't tell me there would be an elephant in the room 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1700 I should warn you I’m high in cholesterol. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
1701 You are getting sleepy. Verrrry sleepy ... 1.2260 0.03860 146 116 27 3
1702 Mr. Peanut: I had a feeling the end would be like this. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
1703 Admit it -- you have peanut envy. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1704 I can't see well, but I can smell. I know you're in the room, and we need to talk. 1.2260 0.03798 146 118 24 4
1705 We hired the perfect guy to take Mr. Peanut out. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
1706 It's becoming obvious that I'm the peanut in the room. 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
1707 And I was once a peanut in a bag. Get over yourself. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1708 Okay, I’m really a legume. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1709 I guess I can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
1710 This is show biz 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
1711 Not to worry, it's just a euphemism. 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
1712 I REALLY wish it was the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1713 My whole family has been consumed by your presence! 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1714 A one and a two and a—When you’re blue / And you don’t know where to go to… 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1715 Well, on the brighter side, people will mourn my death and sales will go through the roof. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1716 You may be the cause of all my anxiety,but I still refuse to talk about you 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
1717 You don't scare me, GOP 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
1718 Enough about me. You’re the one we need to discuss. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1719 Listen here old chap… Might I offer you endless peanuts as opposed to just one? 1.2253 0.03561 182 146 31 5
1720 I'm what you call the peanut in the room. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
1721 I hope you're simply the elephant in the room. 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
1722 Oh God. The old elephant in the room problem. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1723 I knew your brother,he had an undiagnosed nut allergy. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
1724 Can we just ignore the elephant in the room? 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1725 I’m not a real peanut-it’s a costume! 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1726 This is a Trump building. You take one step closer and the floor will collapse! 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1727 To be clear..it’s MISTER Peanut, and YOU work for ME! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1728 But you are just a shadow of your old self. 1.2249 0.03632 169 135 30 4
1729 Hi. The sign on the door said, "Nut Cases Welcome." Am I in the right place? 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1730 Oh man, I had hoped that was just a saying.... 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1731 We need not mindlessly act on our crushes 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1732 Watch your step, Bub! This cane's got a sword in it! 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1733 I think the time has come for us to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1734 When you awake,you will be allergic to peanuts! 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
1735 I’m over 100 years old so I might be a tad bit stale! 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
1736 Well if it’s up to me, I say we order pizza. 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
1737 I see you never forgot. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
1738 The longer you keep me waiting, the saltier I'm going to get 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
1739 Truly, the RNC is the elephant in the room. 1.2244 0.04321 156 130 17 9
1740 That's right. You're looking at the peanut in the room. 1.2244 0.04224 156 129 19 8
1741 Glad you joined the team. It used to be the only elephant in the room was the fact that I'm a nut! 1.2244 0.04224 156 129 19 8
1742 Yes, I am the original Mr. Peanut (He, Him, Legume). 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
1743 No, I only play one on TV 1.2244 0.03472 156 122 33 1
1744 What do you mean you want me to pack your trunk with my nuts?! 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
1745 Shall we talk about it? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1746 Don’t come closer, I’m elephylactic. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1747 Just to let you know, a large group of mice are waiting for me in the next room. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1748 It's time to avenge my family. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1749 How would you like to go out for lunch? 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
1750 You expect me to believe that? What do I look like, some kind of nut? 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
1751 I think you’re looking for the Cricket. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
1752 The rumors are true. You work for me, now. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1753 Now calm down. No sense in being the elephant in the room 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
1754 I am as cool as a cucumber, even with an elephant in the room! 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1755 Well crap! My agent got the address wrong again! 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1756 It's actually a studio, but it is rent controlled. 1.2235 0.03980 170 140 22 8
1757 Peanut in the Room 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1758 Well, I think it's time that we talk about "the peanut in the room" 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1759 Ahhh,, nuts. Wrong conference room. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1760 I know the whole peanut shtick. Just keep your distance. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1761 If I don't address it maybe it will just go away 1.2230 0.03960 139 111 25 3
1762 So I’m not nutty, there is indeed an elephant in the room 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
1763 Did you think I’d forget?… 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1764 Oh! Is this what the fortune teller meant by address the elephant in the room? 1.2230 0.04479 148 124 15 9
1765 It’s “Mister” to you! 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1766 Are YOU 'tall, dark & handsome with a large hose and loves nuts'? 1.2230 0.03814 148 118 27 3
1767 I left the circus years ago. How about you? 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1768 No, I'm not a salted. Yet. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1769 when the elephant has the address to your room. 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
1770 Being the peanut in the room is so much worse, matey 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1771 Many Americans will see this another way. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1772 Have you tried boiled? They're much easier on your stomach. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1773 What’s the matter? Never saw a peanut shit himself? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1774 I'll ask again just to make sure: any allergies? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1775 It was at this moment that he knew his monocle meant nothing. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1776 We both know the real imposters are the 'Circus peanuts' 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1777 Isn’t it nice that your food allergies, rather than keeping us apart, allow our relationship to flourish. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
1778 I don't care who Skippy sends I'm not apologizing. 1.2229 0.03900 175 144 23 8
1779 I guess it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2222 0.04469 153 129 14 10
1780 We'll always have Paris. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1781 Not so close! I'm allergic to elephants. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
1782 I have heard about you Mr. Elephant in the Room. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1783 nikki . . . Nikki . . . NIKKI !!! 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1784 I may have only one eye, but I can still see you. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1785 A lot of people are afraid to talk about you but not me. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1786 Don’t forget, you have a nut allergy” 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1787 If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! You’re allergic to me. 1.2222 0.03591 135 110 22 3
1788 A convincing peanut costume, yes, but actually I am a mouse. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1789 Let's address the obvious issue everyone seems to ignore 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
1790 Now that you're here, I guess I must address you. 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
1791 Okay... but the monocle stays on. 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
1792 Ah Francois, my old nemesis 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
1793 You can't be too careful about food allergies. Trust me, a call to 911 might be too late. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1794 You wouldn't eat a peanut with a monocle, would you? 1.2215 0.03434 158 124 33 1
1795 You know this is a costume? 1.2215 0.04175 158 131 19 8
1796 When you said you like peanuts, this isn’t what I thought you meant. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1797 You think I'm nuts but you clearly ARE the elephant in the room. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1798 I think you’ve mistaken me for another peanut. 1.2215 0.03661 158 126 29 3
1799 Can we negotiate? 1.2215 0.03791 149 119 27 3
1800 I’ve got chunks of punks like you in my stool 1.2215 0.03791 149 119 27 3
1801 So You're the Elephant in the room. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
1802 Are you trying to butter me up? 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1803 I... I thought you'd forgotten. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1804 No, 'the elephant in the room' does not have a peanut allergy. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1805 Finally. 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
1806 Your extinction will be my lasting trademark. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1807 You know you're allergic to me, right? 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1808 Hey! You're not Annie Leibovitz! 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
1809 I hear you work for peanuts. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1810 So, Horton. It's come to this. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1811 Have we met? I am the zoo owner. 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1812 I finally meet the elephant in the room 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1813 Your mission, should you chooses to accept it, is to wipe the entire potato chip industry... 1.2209 0.04176 163 136 18 9
1814 Frankly, I'm a bit old and stale, not at all what you'd enjoy. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
1815 I am hoping your snack food preferences have changed. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
1816 Have you ever considered Cashews? 1.2208 0.03597 154 122 30 2
1817 will we discuss the elephant in the room, i know i'm a nice snack 1.2208 0.04537 154 131 12 11
1818 They call me Mr. Peanut! 1.2207 0.03911 145 119 21 5
1819 Yes, we all know you're in the room, but please call me 'Mister'. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1820 Should we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
1821 Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
1822 As Alfred Hitchock would say, "Good Evening!" 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1823 It’s crunch time, if you get what I mean. 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1824 Did Planters send you? 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1825 Well, now that's the last thing I want to talk about. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1826 ...you killed my father. Prepare to die! 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1827 Sorry, I must be in the wrong room. 1.2203 0.03602 177 143 29 5
1828 I was right. There is an elephant in the room. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1829 I know this is difficult, but I think it’s time we talk about your diet… 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1830 No, I don't know a Mr. Peanut. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1831 It's been great, but try and forget about me. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1832 Always think twice before agreeing to exposure therapy. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1833 And I thought they were joking about the elephant in the room! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1834 Trust me,you do not want to eat this monocle. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1835 Yes, in fact, you are my biggest fear. 1.2195 0.03465 164 130 32 2
1836 Let's not talk about you. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1837 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns in the world, She walks into mine. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
1838 I think it's time we talked about the you in the room. # 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
1839 I assure you, I am not salted. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
1840 Crunch time? 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
1841 Well, we all know the peanut in the room. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
1842 Despite my attire I’m a registered Democrat. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1843 I don’t care if my psychologist sent you…I’m not dealing with you right now! 1.2192 0.04291 146 121 18 7
1844 I'm just saying a peanut allergy is a real risk. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
1845 I don’t suppose we could just forget this whole thing could we 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1846 Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have chosen a building with such an enormous service elevator. 1.2192 0.03570 146 115 30 1
1847 When we signed the lease together, you told me your urges were under control." 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1848 What? You've forgotten my name? But you're an elephant! 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1849 One man's "elephant in the room" is another man's "peanuts in your shit", if you see where I'm going with this. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1850 Oh great. First, I'm assaulted, and now this. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1851 So it’s true- you never forget… but be warned, this nut will be tough to crack 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
1852 Another misleading Tinder picture. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
1853 If you eat me I won't be able to show you the way back to the circus. 1.2189 0.03556 169 138 26 5
1854 We both always knew this day was going to come. 1.2189 0.03506 169 135 31 3
1855 You will choke to death on my hat. 1.2188 0.04222 160 134 17 9
1856 What existential threat? I don't see anything. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1857 So this is what "an elephant in the room" really means! 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
1858 This is nuts! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1859 As a symbol, you have grown dark and undefined. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1860 You might say I’m a little nutty but I shell address the elephant in the room 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
1861 Would ya look what the circus brought to town. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1862 Aha! I see you remember me... 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1863 I thought "the elephant in the room" was just a myth. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1864 Don't eat me! I was processed in a facility that may contain allergens! 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1865 I kew this day would come. They called me nuts!! 1.2185 0.03374 151 118 33 0
1866 You already got my brother - he was was a salted,and stuffed in your trunk! 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
1867 Please. Please! Anything but the trunk! 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
1868 Actually, my mother and father were both almonds. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1869 just so you know, I'm not afraid to use this cane. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1870 Today's salty roast: Mr. Peanut shell-shocked by the elephant in the room! 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1871 I’m sure you remember your allergies. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1872 I, for one, would like to bring to everyone's attention the elephant in the room. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
1873 Speaking of the elephant in the room... 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1874 You don't scare me. You're the only elephant in the room. 1.2182 0.04039 165 137 20 8
1875 I'm hoping this one is allergic. 1.2182 0.03447 165 131 32 2
1876 You need to deal with the peanut in the room 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
1877 You should know that I feel really allergenic today 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1878 Well. I hope he packed his lunch today 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
1879 Well. We finally meet, Elephant In the Room. Well played. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1880 It's MR. Peanut to you, pal. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1881 I was just talking about you . . . 1.2179 0.03557 156 124 30 2
1882 You're working for us now. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1883 The party in the other room sent me in as a peace offering. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1884 Would you agree to further concessions? 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
1885 You took my right eye, crippled me, and now you've come back to finish me off... 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
1886 I’m too old for that! 1.2177 0.03678 147 117 28 2
1887 …but I’m high in cholesterol ! 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
1888 President Trump - why are you looking at me that way? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1889 I still think I can bring people together better as a third party candidate. 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1890 I think I'm on the wrong floor. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1891 Either I'm in big trouble or you are Alfred Hitchcock. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
1892 I'm not your type. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1893 You may think I'm cornered, but I can dance my way out of this. 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
1894 Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1895 May I interest you in a goldfish? 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
1896 Does it make any difference that I’m a Republican? 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
1897 Back away. My friends are nuts! 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1898 ...O.K. after all these years you finally got me... 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
1899 « Please think again, i could be your peanut butler ! » 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1900 But...your profile said 'Ms. Peanut.' 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1901 Yes, I remember our deal. I was just hoping that you didn't remember it. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1902 (Whistle. Whistle.) That's just a shadow. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1903 Sorry, it’s just a silly expression! 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
1904 Every Peanut has its day ... 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
1905 “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” ― William Shakespeare, The Tempest 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
1906 Without warning, Mr Peanut is confronted by his greatest recurrent repressed fear. 1.2171 0.04792 129 109 12 8
1907 Hold on! I'm made out of micro-plastics! 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1908 I guess it was inevitable you would get tired of working for Peanuts. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1909 Shouldn’t you be carrying a sickle? 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1910 You may be the elephant in the room but I am Mr. Peanut to you! 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
1911 Do I see a mouse? Yes, I do! 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
1912 Technically I'm a legume, not a nut. Does that make a difference? 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
1913 I don't know if you noticed this, but there is an elephant in the room. 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
1914 I’m the peanut in the room 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1915 But I'm a shell of what I used to be 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1916 The monocle is a choking hazard! 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1917 Please, think of the shareholders! 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1918 Mr. Peanut nervously addresses the elephant in the room 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1919 Well, I’ll be darned. You’re real. 1.2167 0.03634 180 147 27 6
1920 Mr. Planter, I presume. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1921 We never talk about peanut allergies. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1922 Good luck Dumbo, they say the first step in a successful washed-up icon audition is just getting in the door 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1923 The "Planters' Corporation" appreciates your willingness to tackle tough problems, but we demand you refrain from referring to them as "cracking a tough nut". 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1924 No, I am NOT food for thought. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1925 An elephant never forgets Mr. Peanut, but he also never forgives. Prepare to die. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1926 It was finally time to face the problem of Jerry's pay. 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
1927 How do you walk around with that thing? 1.2164 0.04661 134 113 13 8
1928 I suppose I can't interest you in another apartment with more legume 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1929 Why yes, I am the peanut in the room. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1930 Hi big boy. Have you seen my butter? 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1931 Before we go on, you should get tested for peanut allergy. 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
1932 First of all, I'm not a "tasty little snack"... 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1933 I'm plant-based! I'm plant-based! 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
1934 Welcome! The crackerjack will be here soon. 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
1935 I don’t think we should see each other anymore 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
1936 It’s clear this town isn’t big enough for the both of us. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
1937 I’m not trans…I’m a Peanut! 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1938 How may I address you? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1939 Fight you? I'd have to be nuts! 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
1940 So...How do you like the apartment so far? 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1941 Nobody ever talks about you 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1942 Wait! I'll pay you twice whatever you're getting from Mrs. Peanut. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1943 Of course I never address you…I’m a peanut and I’m British. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1944 I felt you were in the room. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1945 Don't come any closer! I'm completely nuts! 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1946 Oops. Wrong gallery. 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
1947 I'm addressing the problem." 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
1948 It appears the elephant in the room is more than just a saying. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
1949 Have you read the latest studies linking peanut butter and heart disease? 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1950 OK, so the building has a really big freight elevator, but how did you get through the door? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1951 Are you the Ghost of PB and J Sandwiches Yet to Come? I fear you more than any Spectre I have seen! 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1952 Can't you, just this once, forget you ever saw me? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1953 Uh-Oh! I hope I can pull off my ‘Grand Old Peanut’ ruse and fool this Trump guy. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1954 I wouldn’t do that if I were you…I’ve hidden your epi-pen 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
1955 Now, how to get you into that room… 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
1956 No one's called me 'circus peanut' in a long, long time. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
1957 I guess it's time we talked about the peanut in the room. 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
1958 I suggest you get used to being the only elephant in the room. 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
1959 You've eaten your last peanut big guy! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1960 I may only be a tasty legume,who never plays golf,but I am richer than you and smart enough not to vote for you! 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1961 Hopefully I’ll wake up and this bad situation is just another Republican Nightmare. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1962 I’m hoping you have a bad memory. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1963 So, disguise or no disguise, you've found me at last. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
1964 I hope you are only here because I skipped my med today. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1965 Take one step closer and I'll cream! 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1966 No, no, no! You’re vegan. Have you ever seen a vegetable walk and talk? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1967 You don't understand. They came to me. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1968 I don’t suppose it would help if I told you I once donated to MAGA. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1969 Mr. Jumbo, are you trying to seduce me? 1.2148 0.04158 149 126 15 8
1970 I'm not even a nut! 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1971 Your n-n-nose seemed much smaller in your p-p-profile p-p-pic. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1972 The peanut in the room 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
1973 I'm a mouse in cosplay! 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1974 Can we address the elephant in the room? 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1975 Why Elmer.....you're a shadow of your former self! 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1976 So, we finally meet. Here on the 3rd floor of this building. I'd just like you to know the damage you caused getting up here was quite significant. 1.2143 0.03480 140 115 22 3
1977 Some things are better left unsaid. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1978 I must warn you, there are people who reaaaaally wanna address you" 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1979 I’ll follow you anywhere. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1980 You’re not my usual chiropractor! 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1981 I was expecting a metaphor! 1.2139 0.03893 173 144 21 8
1982 I don’t suppose there’s any chance you’ll forget you saw me? 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
1983 I beg your pardon? No, really. I beg your pardon. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1984 Since you’re a registered Democrat, we have a problem. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1985 Are you waiting for me? 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1986 There goes ten years of therapy. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1987 Dumbo! I should have known. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1988 I requested a donkey. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1989 Believe me, you wouldn't like it in the can. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1990 Oh grandma, what a big nose you have! 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1991 I’m sorry, but Planters supports both parties. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1992 I feel like it is a toxic relationship 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1993 They will never suspect a thing. Our plan is going smoothly. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1994 OK who’s the little Smucker that thought this was funny? 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1995 You might intimidate me, Jumbo, but you’ll never make me crack. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1996 Did you read the latest study about salt leading to heart disease? 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
1997 Your prerogative, but nobody else is gonna blame me for being the peanut in the room. 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
1998 My most recent diagnosis has been hyper-acidity! 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
1999 But after all these years, I truly am quite stale! 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
2000 I don’t suppose you are after the musings of aristocratic nuts? 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
2001 I fear my doom approacheth! 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
2002 Spare me and I'll lead you to the peanut butter factory. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2003 I expected a skeleton with a scythe. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
2004 It'll never work. I'm a cocktail peanut, not a circus peanut. 1.2132 0.04478 136 114 15 7
2005 Might I remind you I'm the only one that can go to the store and get more food 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
2006 I cannot live in your shadow! 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
2007 Is this the room for the Audition? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2008 Our diversity policy says I have to be really careful about what I say next. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2009 The elephant in the room wants to tell you he isn't working for peanuts anymore" 1.2130 0.03861 169 140 22 7
2010 How did you get in here? 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
2011 I've never been as popular as Kool-Aid Man, but I don't think that's the elephant in the room. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2012 I always knew you were the Grim Reaper 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2013 “Just stay calm; I’m GMO and processed in a facility that contains animal products.” 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
2014 Talk about an elephant in the room 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2015 First of all, no one can know of this meeting...... 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
2016 I’m only a plastic logo” 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
2017 Ok, I will now address the Elephant in the room. 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
2018 Boy, did I make a wrong turn! 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
2019 Yes, the savanna is down the hall to the right. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2020 If it isn't the proverbial 'elephant in the room' 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2021 I certainly would rather have left it unsaid. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2022 The party’s over. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2023 For some reason I thought you’d have a sickle 1.2126 0.04825 127 108 11 8
2024 Did you think I would forget? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2025 Sure, but the frequency that we are attacked by someone we actually already know is the real ... um, unspoken topic. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
2026 I think you'll find me quite bland and unsalted. 1.2125 0.03244 160 126 34 0
2027 I'll have you know, I'm not just any nut. I have friends in high places! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2028 The peanut was too stomped to speak 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2029 This was too easy! 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2030 OK, let's talk about you. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
2031 Well ,well.. we meet again . 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2032 Alright, let's talk about "the you-know-what in the room." 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2033 Did anyone see you sneak in? 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2034 This is one metaphor I could have used without. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2035 Your contract specifies you are to be paid peanuts! 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2036 Don't forget I'm owned by rich and powerful people 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2037 Are you sure you aren't allergic? 1.2121 0.03882 132 106 24 2
2038 There’s no money, it’s a shell organization 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
2039 No, I wasn't being salty with you. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2040 I admit I'm small,but you are just a shadow of your former self! 1.2119 0.03592 151 121 28 2
2041 I don't care what the website said. Elephants do not actually like peanuts. It's fake news!" 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
2042 Yeah no shit I’m scared but it’s not because I’m racist or anything 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
2043 So.... what do you want to talk about? 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
2044 A democrat and a republican enter a bar… 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
2045 Afraid to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2117 0.03653 137 109 27 1
2046 Beware! There's a mouse under my hat! 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
2047 We can’t talk about you 1.2117 0.03653 137 109 27 1
2048 I’ve been sent to help you with your peanut allergy. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
2049 Okay, I'll address it...It's true, I hate almonds. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
2050 I’m not gonna lie, I just peanutted my pants 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
2051 So thennnn... The apartment isn't for rent. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
2052 It's time we talk about the *peanut* in the room 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
2053 I don’t know if your swelling was caused by a peanut allergy. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
2054 I didn't expect there would really would be an elephant in the room. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
2055 May I remind you that you do not have your EpiPen. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2056 You may be the elephant in the room, but you are also allergic to peanuts. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2057 It’s probably best we don’t address it. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2058 -So, you are the famous elephant in the room! -Yes, i’m black. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2059 Nobody addresses me either 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2060 Well, shucks. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2061 Are you sure you are not allergic to peanuts? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2062 Well, well, well... I guess I can't deny those rumors now. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2063 I may smell like a peanut, but I'm actually made of unpalatable expanded polystyrene. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2064 You must think I'm nuts! 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2065 Hard to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2066 Is the Donkey in the next Room? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2067 Yes, quite a quandary. Check out my ad-agency. Worked wonders for me. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2068 Good heavens, Sir, I reek of allergens. You'll surely want me to shower first. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2069 What do you say? We just ignore the only peanut in the room. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2070 Sorry, no, you’re mistaken. My name is Mr. Penis. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2071 I knew this moment would come 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2072 I have a cane, and I know how to use it! 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2073 I have never voted for a Democrat. Never! Never! Never 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
2074 Finally, we can address the elephant in the room 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
2075 Wait, I haven’t been salted yet. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
2076 Uh oh, wrong room! 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
2077 I'm just going to pretend you're not there -- or hungry! 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2078 You let me go, and I’ll show you the way to Five Guys… 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2079 I apologize that I can't offer you a snack." 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
2080 How many years has it been? Since Paris? Since you broke my heart? 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
2081 Are you SURE you don’t have a peanut allergy? 1.2105 0.03705 133 106 26 1
2082 I'm afraid they may be ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
2083 Don't tell the lion tamer that I stole his hat. 1.2102 0.04144 157 132 17 8
2084 I think we should all acknowledge the peanut in the room… 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
2085 I ask you for a commitment and suddenly you're "allergic"? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
2086 I’m Mr. Peanut, sent by the DNC. I hope you have an EpiPen handy. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
2087 Abigail, darling, what is that strange look in your eye? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
2088 I recognize that you are indeed the elephant in the room sir, and I am MR. PEANUT! 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
2089 The Planters folks told me they were sending someone over to renegotiate my contract, but this is unconscionable! 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
2090 You look different to your profile photo on the dating app. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2091 “You know this is just a costume, right?” 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
2092 You know I'm not really a peanut, right? 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
2093 Sorry, but I have to leave in a Jif. 1.2098 0.03694 143 115 26 2
2094 You'll hate yourself in the morning! 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
2095 I'm telling you, I'm only an empty shell. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
2096 It’s pronounced Jif. 1.2098 0.04422 143 121 14 8
2097 Where's Chuckles the Clown when you need him? 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
2098 I hate election years. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
2099 I Don't understand why you are so threatened by me being different? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2100 Anaphylaxis, Jumbo. Never forget. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2101 No, those days are behind me. I'm not that circus peanut anymore. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2102 I knew you wouldn’t stop at one! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2103 Democracy dies in darkness. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
2104 But she told me you two were … over. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
2105 I should have known, you guys never let it go! 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
2106 Looks like I'm shucked. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
2107 So, Dumbo, we meet again... But this time I'm the one wearing the hat. 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
2108 It’s not always about you, Carl. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
2109 I was astonished to see you in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with you tonight in Samarra. 1.2093 0.04756 129 110 11 8
2110 Some of the artwork is a little derivative. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2111 Careful, you might be allergic. 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2112 Did you forget about your peanut allergy? 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2113 Sorry about your allergy, Old Boy, but corporate won't even cover my bad eye and leg. 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
2114 So, you're the elephant in the room that I've heard so much about. 1.2092 0.04214 153 129 16 8
2115 Believe me - I will not breathe a word about this. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
2116 You know I am unsalted, right? 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2117 I warn you, I’m a National Treasure! 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
2118 Peanut gallery, indeed. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
2119 You are so predictable. 1.2090 0.03681 134 112 18 4
2120 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. 1.2090 0.04746 134 115 10 9
2121 Honestly, this is how I feared I would die. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
2122 Where's my family, Dumbo? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
2123 Don't forget who I am. 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
2124 I’d like to begin this meeting by inviting discussion about the obvious elephant in the room. 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
2125 You may be 800 pounds, but I am Mr. Peanut 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2126 Who do you think you are -- the elephant in the room? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2127 Don't be daft! Do you really think a peanut could've cornered the steel market and endowed one of the largest philanthropic organizations in the world? I think not. Now make yourself useful and fetch me my scarf. 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
2128 Elephants have poor depth perception, so let me help by saying I’m really far away. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2129 Who me? I haven’t seen any peanuts today. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2130 Um, no….my lack of underwear is not the elephant in the room. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2131 I believe we have a gentlemen's agreement. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2132 Now that you are in the room, I'll remind you that you work, not eat here. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2133 No, let's not talk about it. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2134 Sometimes, you feel like a nut…sometimes, you don’t. Hopefully, this is that time you don’t, Jumbo.” 1.2086 0.03459 139 110 29 0
2135 I'm really not who you think I am 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
2136 Don’t you remember, you have a peanut allergy. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2137 Hey, I'm not responsible for your Planters fasciitus. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2138 I donated. He’s innocent. I’m voting for him. So, please stop the staring and take a step back. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2139 I'm telling you, it once stood for Grand Old Peanut - and it will again. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2140 I’m not only old, but arthritically stale and unappetizing. 1.2083 0.03762 168 139 23 6
2141 Yes, I remember who you are. Peanuts never forget! 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2142 So tell me, do elephants eat peanuts? 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2143 I was trying not to think of an PINK elephant! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2144 Nice to meet you, Mr. Elephant. I'm Mr. Monopoly. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2145 So you’re the elephant in the room no one wants to talk about 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2146 Ahh, Mr Tusks. Is this a friendly visit? 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2147 Of course YOU would remember where I was 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2148 We're just going to ignore your love of eating peanuts." 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
2149 I avoid discussing politics, thank you. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
2150 For what you're paying you don't get the real Mr. Peanut. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
2151 OK, you've cornered me. Now what? 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
2152 This apartment is huge! It’s perfect for us, Nelly. 1.2081 0.03901 149 125 18 6
2153 You'll have to undress me first. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2154 I do love you; but I am just not yet ready to make our relationship public. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2155 Please don’t look at me like that, I’m a little salty today. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2156 You probably know why I asked you here; my people are willing to come back to the table to negotiate, Mr. Babar. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2157 Oh, God! Is it the A.I., or am I actually hallucinating? 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
2158 Believe me, there's NOTHING inside this shell! 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
2159 Everyone's been talking about you 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
2160 You've nothing to fear but the anaphylaxis itself. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2161 I am not afraid of shadows, I am not afraid of shadows, I am not afraid of shadows... 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2162 Oh thank goodness you brought your monocle. I was worried no one would see me. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
2163 Yes, peanuts do go bad with age. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2164 Well well well, looks like, for one of us, this won’t be a moment to forget. 1.2077 0.03572 130 103 27 0
2165 So this is how it ends for Mr Peanut? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
2166 You do realize that I'm unsalted? 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
2167 Taking the job as your trainer was nuts. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2168 Boy I really am working for peanuts… 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2169 How bout them Mets? 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2170 The race is not always to the swift. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
2171 It’s not my fault Trump is guilty of fraud and sexual abuse. 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
2172 Please, 'Mr.' is my father, I am just Carl. 1.2071 0.03549 169 138 27 4
2173 This isn’t how I imagined it… 1.2069 0.03648 145 117 26 2
2174 Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
2175 Okay, here's the deal. I won't discuss you and you, well, y'know. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
2176 Well well well Skippy…you got here in a JIF! 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
2177 You’ve really got me snacked into a corner here. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2178 No matter where I go, you're always the elephant in the room! 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2179 No, I can't see it 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
2180 Mr. Peanut then knew what his analyst meant: if he neglected work with his shadow, it would arise unexpectedly to foil his life in ways he couldn't foresee. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2181 I maybe nuts, but may I ask you to a dance? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2182 And finally, it dawned on Mr. Peanut, as it does for us all eventually, though sometimes with only fleeting moments to spare, that it is our own mortality that is the true elephant in the room. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2183 How did you get past the security gourd? 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
2184 This may sound a little nutty,shall we acknowledge the elephant in the room? 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2185 Who sent you? I can double their offer. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2186 This relationship has left me a shell of my old self. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2187 Would anyone else care to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
2188 I'm either nuts or my monocle needs polishing. 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
2189 This place isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2190 Took you long enough. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2191 I dare you to try. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2192 I meant “Elephant in the room” metaphorically. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2193 I know about the affair. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
2194 She’s a prewar 10th floor walkup 1BR flex, only $10K per month, perfect for you and your family but I’m gonna need a lease in hand today as I have other offers 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2195 and i'm allergic to elephants! 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2196 I remind you again, sir, that I am not personally responsible for your allergies. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2197 I must say.. there always seems to be an elephant in the room where ever I go. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2198 Okay, so let's talk about it! 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2199 It's been six years Carl Please! 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2200 How have they been treating you, Harry? You’re just a shadow of your former self. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2201 Well,well. To a peanut sensitive person, I just might be the elephant in the room. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2202 You’re a shadow of your former self, Dumbo. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
2203 Okay, let's address the elephant in the room. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
2204 Beware! Peanut allergies affect many animals. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
2205 No, I am not throwing myself at your feet just to feed your enormous ego. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
2206 Where's the elephant they said to be worried about? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2207 I beg you to reconsider the harm of such an allergy.” 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
2208 On second thought, let's not speak about the elephant in the room. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
2209 I'm afraid Dumbo that we are just not trending with the kids anymore. 1.2051 0.03548 156 129 23 4
2210 Never forgets, eh? Where's my anniversary present? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2211 I’ve a lot of excess baggage that won’t fit in your trunk. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2212 Sometimes I feel like I'm not even seen in our relationship. 1.2051 0.03368 156 125 30 1
2213 Come on Terry, don't forget the mantra, peanuts are friends not food 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2214 I don't suppose I could interest you in a nice piece of fruit? 1.2050 0.03426 161 130 29 2
2215 My horrorscope warned me about this. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2216 Er, um, peanut allergy? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2217 I didn't say you could get this place for peanuts 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2218 Don’t even think about it. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2219 Honey, I’m roasting. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2220 I am a man of ... how shall we say it? ... peculiar and extravagant desires. And you,my dear,dear boy are uniquely,deliciously suited for my purposes. Oh, do I disgust you? Spare me your cheap morality and get on with it, you brute! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2221 Don’t be fooled. I’m only a shell of my former self. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2222 If you eat me you'll never get past the Co-Op Board. 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2223 Okay, go back and tell the Planters company I resign. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
2224 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
2225 Wrong apartment, you want the circus peanuts in 7F. 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
2226 Peanut-Traumatic Stress Disorder 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2227 There is no elephant in the room there is no elephant in the room. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2228 Mr elephant, your peanut butter breath betrays you! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2229 Looks like Stanley Steemer really has upped their vacuum game. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2230 Allergens, my friend. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2231 We’ve been friends for years. I think it’s time we finally address the elephant in the room 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2232 Just give me three steps. 1.2042 0.03677 142 115 25 2
2233 I'm just saying a peanut allergy is no laughing matter. 1.2042 0.04303 142 120 15 7
2234 I told you, we have to stop meeting like this... 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2235 What do you mean, "sometimes you feel like a nut". 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2236 Relax, Mr. Peanut. I just wanna take some pictures. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
2237 You know that is just a trope, right? Besides, you're probably allergic. 1.2041 0.03914 147 124 17 6
2238 It’s time we address the talking peanut in the room. 1.2041 0.04311 147 125 14 8
2239 Mr. Peanut to you, jumbo.” 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
2240 Really. Elephants eating peanuts is such a cliché. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
2241 You're lucky I'm allergic to monocles. 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
2242 Holy Damn, Dumbo, you didn't read the load limits on the elevator. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
2243 Your peanut allergy, remember your peanut allergy! 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
2244 Let’s address the 80 pound peanut in the room 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2245 I should not have gotten off on the RNC floor. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2246 So, now that your circus career is over, you're out for one last score, is that it? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2247 Can’t I buy you some cracker jacks instead? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2248 I just want you to know that I contribute annually to the World Wildlife Fund. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2249 They warned me about the MAGA elephant in the room. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2250 I’m here to rescue you — from this party, of course. Did you forget? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2251 It’s a myth! It’s a myth! 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2252 I can't ignore you but I won't address you! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2253 Before you take one more step forward, allow me to tell you the story of David and Goliath. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2254 Quick! Someone do something about the elephant in the room. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2255 I tell you. It is already in the room. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2256 Now don't forget ;when you meet the board, make eye contact with them ! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2257 It’s true, I’m allergic to jelly. There - I said it 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2258 I've confronted the elephant in the room, now it's your turn to confront the nut with a huge property portfolio 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
2259 Dark Fascist money, I presume? 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
2260 Is this because I didn't address you? 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
2261 I want a divorce 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2262 Everyone said I was nuts to address you, but here we are. 1.2030 0.03660 133 107 25 1
2263 Well well, Mr Bubbles. I see my definition of a “shell game” is not what you had in mind… 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
2264 Let’s forget I ever avoided you. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
2265 I'm here for a nose job. Are you a "before" patient or an "after" patient? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2266 Sorry, pal. Skippy beat ya to it. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2267 Rats, I thought I lost you at the escalator! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2268 Wait! I know oodles more like me where I come from! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2269 What if I told you I am also the mascot for “The New Yorker” magazine? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2270 Let’s take a moment to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2271 Mr. Peanut to you, sir 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2272 No! Really I'm just the shell of myself! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2273 You can just ignore me 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2274 I thought that this was the DEMOCRATIC Convention 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2275 When they said this place would eat me alive, this isn’t what I expected 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2276 Nice outfit, but the tie's a bit long, even for you. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
2277 I’ll pull you in when we get to the acquisition share price. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2278 No one ever talks about my monocle. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2279 Didn't we vote you out in 2020? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
2280 You expect me to talk? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
2281 I apologize for the clandestine nature of our meeting, and I hope you understand that my men are going to have to search that trunk... 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
2282 This is the first time we've seen each other outside of work. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
2283 Listen, I'm willing to forget about the whole thing if you are. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
2284 The man, the myth, the memory 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
2285 You'll probably remember this; am I supposed to be mentioning the fact you're in the room, or not? 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
2286 If I tell you I voted for Trump, will that change your mind? 1.2026 0.04080 153 129 17 7
2287 Yes,I know that elephants never forget,but I swear that was my cousin,not me. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
2288 Well, I guess evolving consumer taste isn't the only elephant in the room. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
2289 I know the view is lousy, but it beats living in the circus wagon and you can fit in the elevator 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
2290 Eat me !!! 1.2018 0.03971 109 90 17 2
2291 Let’s talk about YOU, the elephant in the room. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2292 Please, feast your eyes on something fresh. I am old, stale and just a shell of what I used to be. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2293 Don't even think about it! I'm the last friend you've got! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2294 It's the hat isn't it? It's too much! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2295 Who. . . Who sent you? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2296 You sir, and I do hope you don’t mind me saying this, are one black muthaf*er. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2297 Again with the, “Where have I been ‘til all hours?” Why do we never talk about you? 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2298 Yes, I’ve already faked my own death. I guess you’ve got me. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2299 It's time we talk about the Mr. Peanut in the room. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2300 Nairobi Kenya, summer of '57. Did you think I would forget? 1.2016 0.04719 124 106 11 7
2301 There's always one in the room. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2302 They want to feature you in a Super Bowl commercial.” 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2303 Let's not be consumed by the elephant in the room 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2304 I'm jut a measly snack. Let me bring you a crate of fruits and vegetables. 1.2016 0.04718 129 111 10 8
2305 Let’s address the elephant in the room. I’m a nut. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2306 Step back! I'm not roasted! 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2307 So the board decided on a hostile takeover. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2308 Your pay is peanuts? Let's change that! 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2309 Only a real nut would sneak up here…welcome to the family. 1.2016 0.03713 129 104 24 1
2310 Believe me, ask any millennial and they'll tell you almond butter is far more appealing. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2311 Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2312 Cue the music. A one and a two and a three and a four. Me and my shadow.... 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2313 I have a blind date with Miss Peanut. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2314 Where's Mueller when you need him? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2315 There's nowhere you can hide! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2316 I was so lucky to find this apartment for you. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2317 I think an elephant really ties the room together. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2318 I think it's time we talked. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2319 I haven't forgotten you either. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2320 They call me MISTER PEANUT! 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2321 No, you work for MISTER peanuts. There's a difference. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
2322 I’ve had quite enough of this Rorschach game, thank you very much. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
2323 Don't look at me like that! 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2324 They warned me to avoid the elephant in the room... 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
2325 He’d let his brethren be eaten alive to climb the ranks of power and wealth, but he knew this day would eventually come. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
2326 How could you forget you have a peanut allergy? 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2327 Of course, you'll have to pass the coop board before taking ownership. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2328 Yes, old chap, shall we walk you out the door and get you out of the room? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2329 I’m sorry, doctor. But these Rorschach tests….I seem to only ever see the same thing! 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2330 Do you really think I'm a more palatable candidate than your party's current frontrunner? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2331 i know you’re thinking that this one bed flat is too small for you but guess what it comes with extra storage 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
2332 Am I nuts or are you a dumbo? 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
2333 I didn’t think they meant it literally 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
2334 Well, this puts me into a bit of a jam. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
2335 Oh dear! No one mentioned the elephants in the room! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
2336 So… we meet again 0-0-Peanut.” “Dr. Trunks! Hand over the nutcracker doomsday device and no one loses a tusk! 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
2337 It’s only a myth, Mr. Elephant. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
2338 You know I can see you in the room. 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
2339 I know your allergy is the only thing keeping me alive. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
2340 A bonus check walks into the manager’s office, and…Wait! Let me rephrase!! 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
2341 Well, now we’re off to the Grand Old Party. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
2342 So the freight elevator is finally working again. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
2343 Are you here for the board meeting? 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
2344 The elephant in the room is. . . .an elephant! 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
2345 It ends here. 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
2346 So much for the peanut gallery 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
2347 Uh...so I think we have ourselves a conflict of interest, sir... 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2348 Do I have a choice? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
2349 Who sent you, Speedy Alka-Seltzer? Mr. ZIP? The Kool-Aid Man? I have many enemies. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2350 So I see we've finally reached a showdown. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2351 Did anyone follow you here? 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
2352 Wow, the GOP is nuts this year. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2353 I think you'll find I will not go gentle into that good bite. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
2354 I'm warning you. You are not my first circus elephant. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2355 Shelled or unshelled? 1.2000 0.03687 130 105 24 1
2356 So it comes down to lummox verses legume once again. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2357 So, Colonel, you've once again darkened my door. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2358 I don't believe I have the right floor " 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2359 Anaphylaxis. Feeling lucky punk? 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2360 I talked to my therapist about you and realized how much my life is a circus. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2361 Actually, it's Doctor Peanut now. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2362 When the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room and you're a peanut 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
2363 Get away, I'm roasted 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2364 Peanuts contain lectins which are bad for you…. Can I offer you a banana? 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2365 The ‘elephant in the room’ never took on such meaning as it does now! 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
2366 No I wouldn't lie to you, all Elephants are born with anaphylaxis 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2367 So this is that "elephant in the room"... s 1.2000 0.04222 170 148 10 12
2368 Marco...! 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
2369 You work for me now 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2370 Mr. Peanut finally but unsuccessfully confronts the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2371 I’m Mr. Peanut. Who are you? 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
2372 I think we should see other people. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
2373 Before you do anything hasty, I can show you where there are jars of legumes -- shelled even... 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
2374 I’m sorry I didn’t acknowledge you sooner. I’m wearing my reading monocle. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2375 you're sure your allergic? 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
2376 If you're the elephant in the room, then I guess that makes me the peanut in the room. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2377 What do you think are the odds that you won’t be able to crack me? 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
2378 I’m not easy to digest and it’s Mr Nut for you! 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2379 I'm just here to confirm your order was in tons, not pounds. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
2380 I knew it would be between you and George Washington Carver. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
2381 Mr Peanut assumed the insult was lost in the past. But, Jumbo, no he never forgot! 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2382 There was a room, and it had an elephant. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
2383 No Mr Peanut, it’s time I addressed YOU… 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
2384 I forgot about it; why can't you? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2385 We made a deal, pal. What happens under the Big Tent stays under the Big Tent. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2386 I'm thinking of getting a tummy-tuck. How about you? 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2387 I'll seed myself out. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
2388 Let's not discuss it. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
2389 Be careful, you may have an allergy. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2390 Is this about my monocle? 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
2391 Please don’t sneak up on me. I almost jumped out of my shell. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2392 I was told to address the elephant in the room… 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2393 Okay, okay! You can call me 'Goober' instead of 'Mr. Peanut.' 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2394 So, we meet again. But now I know your code name, "In the Room." 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2395 Bad night? 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
2396 A peanut? You must be joking, sir. Clearly, you can surmise from my attire that I am a member of the landed gentry. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2397 You always want to be the center of conversation !! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2398 It’s ironic that only I know the location of the EpiPen. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2399 Allegries? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2400 Put a Mister in front of calling me peanut. 1.1985 0.03663 136 113 20 3
2401 May I offer you a feather instead? 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2402 Crash 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2403 Quit clowning around, we've got work to do. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2404 Keep your nose out of my business! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2405 I said Plutocrat, not democrat! 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2406 Before you make a big mistake let's discuss your peanut allergy. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2407 They said I'd find you here in this room. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2408 Remember, you have a peanut allergy. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2409 I’m sorry I didn’t call you back, but let’s not do anything rash. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2410 Good heavens Mr Trump you've gained some weight 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2411 As long as we are rehashing stereotypes here, let me warn you I have a mouse under my hat. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2412 All right, all right! He is here! I guess we will have to deal with the nut job, once again. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2413 I heard you had an opening for a peanut. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2414 I'm actually made of recycled plastic, and my pet mouse will be here soon. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2415 There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding. When I doordashed the Jumbo, I thought I was getting a burger. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2416 Jimmy Carter always warned me about that very scary dark elephant in the room! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2417 When I said you were scared of mice I wanted it to hurt. When I said you were dumbo I meant it 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2418 Uh...Let us reflect on our mutual interests. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2419 I guess we should address the peanut in the room 1.1975 0.03316 162 134 25 3
2420 Thanks, but exactly what are you referring to when you say I look like a "snack." 1.1975 0.03801 162 136 20 6
2421 Hey, I was already killed off in the last Super bowl! 1.1974 0.04073 152 129 16 7
2422 I hope this isn’t foreshadowing. 1.1974 0.04179 152 130 14 8
2423 Mr elephant, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you. 1.1974 0.03680 152 128 19 5
2424 I also started in the circus as a circus peanut- you can overcome- just have faith! 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
2425 Ah Peanut! Let's address the ..elephant in the room shall we. That ad revenue check is in the mail! 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
2426 Oh my! 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
2427 Don't even think about it. You need to watch your weight. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
2428 Schrodinger's Elephant in the Room: Is Mr.Peanut dead or alive? 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
2429 Listen, pal - you can be hungry or ableist, you can't be both. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2430 I'll stop ignoring you if you promise not to eat me. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
2431 I tell my little peanuts, "if you want to survive this circus world, Be wary of the Elephant in the Room." 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2432 We all know the peanut in the room. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2433 Yes, there's no view to speak of, but it's on the ground floor 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2434 I am not available for consumption. 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
2435 When the elephant in the room prepares to swallow you whole 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2436 Away foul beast or I shall gaze upon thee most crossly through my monocle! 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2437 I think it's time to address the elephant-shaped void in the room 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2438 What makes you think I'm a Republican? 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2439 When you look at me like that it shows your dark side. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2440 It wasn't my decision to pay you peanuts. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2441 What the hell do you want? 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2442 Sir, it’s time to roll out our new product; Peanut Milk 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2443 Well, I'm definitely not ignoring you. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2444 OK.You got me.Despite the hat,I voted for Carter,but,don’t give me the subsidy lecture again,please. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2445 Indeed! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2446 I say! You don't look much like your profile picture! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2447 Oh, Oh, I'm in the Nutcracker Suite! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2448 I'll refrain from using an insipid metaphor. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2449 You're probably wondering why I called you here today 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2450 You sure know how to loom! 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2451 This is not the peanut you are looking for. Damn, Jedi mind tricks aren’t working. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2452 See here,pachyderm,there are hundreds of styrofoam peanuts just waiting for my signal. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2453 But I'm an ANTHROPOMORPHIC peanut! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2454 what are my thoughts on Taylor Swift, you say? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2455 How about I let the donkeys in? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2456 Surprisingly, I’ve outgrown you. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2457 Oh, I assure you, Almonds make a much better nut milk” 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2458 We meet again, Mr Peanut. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
2459 Yeah I was crazy about you…. But you’re just plain nuts. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
2460 The Colonel, Mr. Met and I felt that a mascot intervention was long overdue. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
2461 You need to adjust your Zoom lighting. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
2462 So, you must be the Elephant Man. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
2463 Shelled or as is? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
2464 Let’s address the obvious big boy. 1.1961 0.03351 153 124 28 1
2465 Global warming?! I'm not nuts. You're nuts. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2466 Now I know what you’re thinking, but is it really what you want, or just what everyone else wants you to think? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
2467 If you’re allergic, they don’t make a jumbo epipen 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
2468 As I stand here, I can’t help but think, ‘Navigating office politics is tricky when you’re both the colleague and potential hors d’oeuvre.’ 1.1959 0.03543 148 121 25 2
2469 I hope he remembers his nut allergy . . . 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
2470 My one hope is that it is Passover and you are observant. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
2471 This can’t be an assault. I’m salt-free. #mynewyorkercaption 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2472 So, the proverbial Mr. Peanut meets the proverbial Elephant in the Room! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2473 Back off Jumbo! I’ll use this cane! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2474 No, no, I said we SHOULDN'T address the elephant in the room! 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2475 What’s that about peanut butter? 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
2476 Nut you again. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2477 Hey sailor, new in town? 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2478 Wait. Wait! WAIT!!! I'm Rich! 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
2479 I’m gonna make you work for this! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2480 'You might think I'm nuts, but I'm a mouse in fancy dress, pal.' 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2481 PEANUTS WEAR MONOCLES OKAY? 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2482 Hi-i-i Frank. I want you to know I had nothing to do with your displacement. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2483 Go ahead. Make my day. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2484 Well, I can see you. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2485 Slowly I turned... 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
2486 Bigger Pachyderms than you have tried…. And failed !!! 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2487 Nooooooo!!! Remember your allergies! 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2488 The other elephant in the room is that I don't want you to eat me. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2489 No, no, no. You should really wait until Jelly arrives! 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2490 At last, we finally meet. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2491 I must warn you: monocles don't digest! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2492 Warming Climate, YOU! - Just let’s avoid the trite euphemism…. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2493 I know I promised you that peanut allergies would surely just "disappear" when the weather warmed up - I'm surprised you remembered that... 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2494 Wait, uh, I have an elephant allergy! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2495 Bah! You're a hand shadow. 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
2496 So,no Mr Peanut costume came in your size 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2497 I beg your pardon, the fact that I am not wearing pants is not the elephant in the room. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2498 It's time we addressed the peanut in the room. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2499 Well by gum, I guess we didn't fully think out this 3rd-party thing, after all. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2500 What happened to the gorilla? 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2501 Your time has come, time to make some peanut butter. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2502 well, well, well Dumbo…Seems your mother wasn’t enough…Back for more? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2503 Yes, you must call me Mr. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
2504 So be it… I hope you brought an EpiPen. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2505 Peanut: "Ive gotta say im a little shell shocked, I thought you said the way I dress was irrelephant to the way you feel about me" 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2506 Forget dinner - I’m here to invite you to audition for the new Broadway production of Water for Elephants. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2507 I told corporate that killing me off was the elephant in the room, but really??? 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2508 Thanks for the offer, but I’d rather not have you take a crack at my case. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2509 To be crushed or to be crunchy, that is the question. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2510 It's a studio. But you can call it a room. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2511 Okay, darling. I agree. It IS time that we talk about the Elephant in the Room 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
2512 With your consumer connections and my supply connections, we should be able to corner the market. 1.1948 0.03917 154 130 18 6
2513 Tell your boss I haven't forgotten either! He'll get his money! 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2514 Excuse me, please stay away, I'm allergic to elephants. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2515 *Gulp* Ok fine, let's talk about the you in the room . . . 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2516 I'm putting you in charge of investigating why our profit margin is down by 19,000%. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2517 Only takes one good eye to know what's in the room. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2518 So Jimmy Carter was not the worst President, our current one is! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2519 Peanut...? No.... I'm...um...Eustace Tilley! 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
2520 Not one more step,I'll get you like I got all those third-graders. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
2521 Man, I really hope he’s allergic. 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
2522 Let’s address the elephant in the room. Yes, I faked my death. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
2523 Ha! You're banished from the circus, but they still eat me up there. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
2524 I can lead you to an endless supply, but only if I'm alive. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2525 Don't you remember? We shared a flat in SoHo. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
2526 Thank you for meeting with me, Mr. E. Here's the target's dossier along with the agreed upon $100,000 for you to ‘take care of the problem.’ His name is Dennis, and he's a fucking menace. 1.1944 0.04438 144 125 10 9
2527 I’m just so afraid of getting my heart crushed again, Marge. 1.1944 0.04438 144 125 10 9
2528 O.K.. Fine. I'm a legume not a nut. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
2529 Your vacuum cleaner is full 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
2530 I always knew this was how it would end. 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
2531 I need to stop hanging out in bars. 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
2532 Beware the elephant in the room… 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2533 When you called me 'delicious' on the dating app, I thought you were hot for my peanut brain. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2534 I'm old but not afraid, because you are just a shadow of your old self! 1.1942 0.03368 139 117 19 3
2535 That's not a little black dress. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2536 GO! Serving an eviction notice is not the same as serving a snack. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2537 ADDRESS you? I don’t even know your name… 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2538 Well, well, well… looks like the circus is in town! 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2539 Now, now, let’s not be hasty… 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
2540 The time has come for you to diversify your diet. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2541 You! But how did you get past my elite peanut security? 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
2542 dun TUN,dun TUN,dun Tun!! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2543 Yes, I'm well-aware that no mascots dress like this anymore. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2544 Your goober has arrived. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
2545 So, let's talk about the other elephant in the room. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2546 But—they told me you’d forget! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2547 I might look like just another nut, but I'm kind of a big deal. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2548 Would you accept a free EpiPen? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2549 No one told me you were in the room. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2550 Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room, that you are allergic to peanuts? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2551 It's far bigger than we imagined 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2552 Are they paying above minimum wage now old chap? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2553 So, this is how I die. 1.1938 0.03663 129 105 23 1
2554 Trying to ignore Schrodinger's elephant, Mr. Peanut ends up...? 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2555 - "They told me dress to address the elephant in the room". - "This is nuts" 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2556 Found a peanut, found a peanut! 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2557 Hello? Is there someone there? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2558 Out here looking like a snack! 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2559 I swear on my trunk I didn’t mean this when I requested edibles! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2560 Let's just stop and think for a moment. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2561 Easy fella, we both got what we wanted, didn't we? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2562 Okay, okay; I'll admit that you're real. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2563 When you awake from this hypnotic trance, you will have a peanut allergy. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2564 Don't even try to say you don't remember me. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2565 Why, just yesterday I donated to the elephant defense fund! 1.1935 0.03562 124 100 24 0
2566 What do you mean you won’t work for peanuts?” Ann M Smith, Long Beach, M 1.1935 0.04103 155 133 14 8
2567 Are you Asian or African ? 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2568 I'll take the upper. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2569 It's not my fault you said you'd work for peanuts. Know your worth! 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2570 You don't want me... I'm only lightly salted. 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
2571 Yes-l’m leaving. I haven’t had a good nights sleep since we met. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2572 I don't think this intermittent fasting thing is a good idea. Let's order some Pad Thai with those sprinkles you like so much. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2573 You be careful! I am a GMO! 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
2574 Damn the doorman! 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
2575 How'd you fit in the elevator? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2576 THE DARKEST DAY IN MR. PEANUT'S LIFE 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
2577 This motherfucker 1.1931 0.04299 145 125 12 8
2578 So, we meet at last! 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
2579 Bob this is the fourth time your downstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint this month. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
2580 Don't even think about it, you Blimey galoot! 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2581 Ironically, Mr. Peanut would meet the same end as the millions he had condemned to the same gruesome fate. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2582 Cashews anyone? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2583 MrPeanut knew this day would come....he had finally met the elephant in the room. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2584 Well, what about Mr. Peanut in the room? 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
2585 If you don't tell me where you hid my good cane, you're going back to the circus 1.1929 0.03422 140 116 22 2
2586 I think I'm about to crack 1.1929 0.03641 140 115 23 2
2587 Your mother and I want to talk about your adoption 1.1929 0.03641 140 115 23 2
2588 Are you serious? You've never heard of peanut allergies?" 1.1929 0.03497 140 114 25 1
2589 I don't think that we need to address the elephant in the room . . . 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
2590 How’d you get in here??? 1.1929 0.03497 140 114 25 1
2591 When I told the board I’d address the elephant in the room, this is not what I had in mind 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
2592 Dumbo please! Remember how you used to work for peanuts. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2593 I'm not edible; I'm a peanut tout. 1.1926 0.03642 135 113 19 3
2594 I'm a copywrited icon, not your lunch. 1.1926 0.03934 135 115 15 5
2595 You’ve been breathing down my neck since we passed Go. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
2596 Ok, yes, I agree, I’ll be your Vice President candidate! 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
2597 I have a can of cashews in the pantry.... 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2598 If you want people to finally start talking about you, remember that all publicity is good publicity my friend. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
2599 Come any closer and I'll turn into a mouse. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2600 Tell me I'm having a nightmare 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2601 I hope elephants can have peanut allergies 1.1923 0.03417 156 128 26 2
2602 I will NOT address the elephant in the room 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2603 I see you’ve cracked the case. Well, you’ll never crack me. 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2604 I say, what are the odds, us being the first two mascots at the convention? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2605 You won't get away with this. I have friends now. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2606 I should really stop scooping up those gummies in executive lounge. 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2607 Forgive me. I don't mean to seem salty. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2608 Unfortunately, after Mr. Peanut's demise, no one was willing to discuss what was in the room. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2609 And me with just a cane! 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2610 I am NOT an animal! 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2611 According to the business textbooks,I guess I need to address you now. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2612 You wouldn't eat an anachronism with a monocle, would you? 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2613 I've got one good leg and one good eye. This should be a fair fight. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2614 See! Eat the store brands and you become a mere shadow of yourself. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2615 I’m but a shell of my former self - please don’t eat me! 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2616 Have we been shoehorned into a cartoon about that phone call to Georgia after the last presidential election? 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
2617 Oh yeah?? Well I have elephants on MY breath! 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
2618 Uhhhhh, no, but I can offer you some cashews. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
2619 I trust you remember our agreement? 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
2620 Oh my God! Is that my friend Peter I smell on your breath? 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
2621 You again? Don’t you have some Alps to be crossing? 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2622 Got an EpiPen handy? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2623 Can we first discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2624 In a nutshell, when you look better, you feel better. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2625 Dear God, please believe me. I don't TASTE like peanuts! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2626 Mama said there’d be days like this. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2627 Listen hear Dumbo! 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2628 I want you to know that I have a serious elephant allergy. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2629 I had a dream it would end this way 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2630 I’ll be back! 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
2631 I will have you know. I am a major advertising icon. I am no small peanut. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
2632 In the spirit of diplomacy, I am just going to leave and let you have the whole room, ok? 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
2633 And they said Jimmy Carter had problems… 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2634 You saw through the disguise, didn’t you? 1.1913 0.03982 115 97 15 3
2635 Perhaps I could interest you in an exotic macadamia instead? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2636 Choose carefully. You'd choke on the hat and cane. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2637 Do elephants still eat peanuts? 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2638 I'm hoping you'll forget you ever saw me. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2639 No, I did not say "You crack me up." 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2640 I can pay you. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2641 Can we address the elephant in the room? Why is that peanut wearing a top hat and spectacles? 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2642 I guess I have no choice but to adresss this elephant in the room 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2643 Honey, I can explain 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
2644 Im so broke, I have to keep working for Mr. Peanuts" 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
2645 So, you either need a lite-snack or my Super Bowl commercial's going to bomb? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2646 Ozempic? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2647 I'm here to address the elephant in the room 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
2648 Must I state the obvious.... 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
2649 I'm not a peanut. I'm man in a costume. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
2650 I’m brittle and I’m fat. If I go down the wrong way, who’s gonna give you the Heimlich? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2651 Don't get any ideas. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2652 It looks like we’re both going to end up in mascot heaven. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2653 I'll admit it's a bit inelegant, but "glass houses", Bucko. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2654 Mr. Peanut says, "A Black Elephant in the room is bad luck" 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2655 This silence is driving me…well, you know. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2656 I don't want to come out of my shell. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2657 You’re not the ghost of Christmas Future I was hoping for. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2658 Next session we focus on the shadow work and less of the obvious hmmm? 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2659 Stay back, there’s a mouse under this hat, and I know karate!!! 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2660 Be warned, you won't be aboe to stop at just one. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
2661 I hope you've had dinner. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
2662 It’s about time you got here. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2663 That's MISTER "oh yum yum" to you, Dumbo! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2664 My friends don’t want to come over anymore. They say , you’re too touchy-feely . 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2665 Can I interest you in a hat? 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2666 I know you do remember me but give me another clue. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2667 This needs no caption! 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
2668 I sure hope this elephant in the room is metaphorical. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2669 Oh, I was expecting an 800 pound gorilla! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2670 Hey, I'm just the corporate spokesman. I have no say about the recent price hike. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2671 That gecko? I made him, Jumbo! I'll get you a gig as the spokes-animal for Prevagen. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2672 And then for dessert, I had a chocolate peanut butter cup served on top of a warmed up elephant ear. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2673 I have a feeling that's eating me alive. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2674 Any chance your allergic to peanuts? 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2675 Ah, yes. I've been expecting you. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2676 Trust me. I’m empty inside! I’m in marketing. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2677 You have a nut allergy and this is not a room. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2678 I thought I thought I’d wear something a little risqué tonight. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2679 Well, you're definitely *in the room*. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2680 I somehow always knew it was going to end like this… 1.1899 0.04031 158 136 14 8
2681 Should we address the elephant in the room?" "That's rich coming from the peanut gallery 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2682 Seriously, you’re abandoning me and running away to join that political circus? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2683 I wish I could ignore the elephant in this room. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2684 Planters already tried to kill me off once, so do you feel lucky punk, do ya? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2685 Mr Peanut, I’m risking a lot in speaking to you now, but your life is in great danger. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
2686 No, I am not a peanut, I am a marketing giant. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
2687 The medication label warned me about vivid and disturbing dreams. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
2688 You enjoy eating me. It’s okay to say that. It’s the elephant in this room.” 1.1898 0.04460 137 119 10 8
2689 Hey there my little friend... what's cracking?!...🧐... 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
2690 I know you haven’t forgotten that I hate it when you look at me like that. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
2691 OMG! I ordered a pink one! I will contact Amazon.com immediately. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2692 Would you look at the elephant in the room 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2693 It's called intermittent fasting, and it's supposed to speed up your metabolism! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2694 My My. You put on the pounds over the holidays 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2695 I find it hard to believe you forgot which apartment was yours and accidentally came into mine right at lunch time. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
2696 I’m actually apolitical. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2697 So this intimidating elephant in the room has a peanut allergy. Interesting … 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2698 Hey dumbo, show me your nuts! 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
2699 So here's how it goes, you talk to the heard about you end of our bargain, no one hears about your allergy, and this meeting never happened. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
2700 So, you think you're the only elephant in the room 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2701 What junk in your trunk? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2702 'The elephant in the room" suddenly has new meaning to me. 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
2703 I'll address the elephant in the room. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
2704 Without you, darling, I'd be a mere shell of a man. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2705 I haven't forgotten, either! 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
2706 So you’re finally going to acknowledge the talking peanut in the room? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2707 What kind of shell game are you playing? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2708 What’d you think I meant by “shell game”? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2709 It’s time to address you—yes, I’m a cannibal. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2710 Just hold on there, my good man. I can assure you that you will never forget this travesty you may be contemplating. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2711 I may be a nut, but I'm not crazy 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2712 Honey…I didn’t hear you come in. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2713 Poirot reveals the killer, the elephant in the room. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
2714 You see, Mr. Elephant, I’m a city nut — boiled endlessly in a street cart and coated with bitter burnt sugar. Just bear that in mind. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2715 I may look delicious, but I was created in 1916 and believe me, my wife won’t even sleep in the same bed with me. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2716 I have a modest proposal. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2717 Henceforth, you will desist from referring to me as 'lunch'. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
2718 Did you know peanut allergies are on the rise? I hope you brought your "eleph-i-pen" 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2719 Look, I get noticed all the time but that hasn't improved my shell-esteem. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2720 Mister Elephant I presume. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
2721 Just when they brought me back! 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2722 Don't you be looking at me with those hungry eyes. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
2723 The elephant in the room . We finally meet. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2724 Mon Dieu....C'est la bete noire! 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2725 I wasn't expecting YOU here. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2726 Well well, seems I was a fool to believe disguising myself as a turn of the century industrialist would cause you of all loathsome rogues to forget. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2727 I can get you all of the peanuts you want. I just need out of this room. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
2728 Okay, I guess we have to address the elephant in the room. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
2729 I refuse to acknowledge the big elephant in the room 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
2730 Mr. Peanut froze--remembering how his uncle Chuckles the Clown met his end. 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
2731 Keep the hat on 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
2732 No, no, no! There was supposed to be a gorilla in the room! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2733 You don't want to be the one who kills a brand, do you? 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
2734 You're a shadow of yourself in the old circus days. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2735 This room ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2736 It's not my fault you agreed to work for peanuts! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2737 Dang, I came in-person because I thought I heard there was an elephant in the ZOOM. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2738 I don't suppose have a nut allergy... 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2739 As my stylist used to say, in great light, the shadow of my tophat consumes me. 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
2740 I called this meeting to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2741 I know you’re upset about your wife, but I swear it was another British peanut on that safari. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
2742 So it was just supposed to be a joke when I referred to the elephant in the room. 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
2743 Ah, I’m a Republican. Does that matter? 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
2744 Fine! Black elephant gifts matter. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2745 Down, boy. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2746 The elephant is actually in the room and I'm the nut? 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
2747 Wait right there. I can get you a whole JAR of my friends. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
2748 As his nuts trembled, he’d never felt more alive. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2749 What are you doing here? The job isn't done. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
2750 Keep in mind what what happened to the gorilla in the room. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2751 plot twist.. We’re a family of mice stacked in a peanut suit. boo. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
2752 Madam, I am NOT accustomed to being bellowed at in that manner or at that decibel level. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2753 Oh CRAP 1.1879 0.04082 149 128 14 7
2754 Okay, let's talk about it. It's a monocle. I'm trying to bring it back into vogue. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
2755 Oh? You wanted crunchy? 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
2756 It took a while to find you. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
2757 Did you remember to draw my salted caramel bath?” 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2758 Well, I guess it is time we talk about you! 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
2759 Forget you ever met me ... no,wait ... 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
2760 I was assured your kind doesn't actually like eating peanuts but that was before I had to address the elephant in the room. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2761 May I assume you have outgrown your peanut allergy? 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
2762 Didn’t know an “elephant in the room” included a peanut. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2763 So we finally meet at last. But how did you get on the elevator? 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2764 You're either my worst nightmare, or just the 'elephant in the room'. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2765 Hello there. I am Mr. Armadillo. 1.1875 0.04540 128 111 10 7
2766 Trust me. I’m a TASTELESS marketing spokes-peanut. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2767 One could argue that I'm the real elephant in the room. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
2768 No! You can't make me come out of my shell. 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
2769 Horton sends his regards. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2770 Nuts! Er, Glance into my monacle. You're getting sleepy, sleepy. You're just a shadow of your former self. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2771 We both knew deep down this was only a short-term thing we had between us. 1.1875 0.03781 160 136 18 6
2772 You here for the live-action Dumbo audition? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2773 My therapist says you're not real. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
2774 I knew you'd come one day but, please, today is my daughter's wedding. 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
2775 Seriously? Do we need to address the elephant in the room? Ha-ha…. Because… You know this is just a costume, right? … For the dance number. And, they are expecting me any minute on set… 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
2776 Yes, size does matter but do you have to be so obvious about it? 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
2777 All you ever talk about is the peanut in the room. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2778 Seems like you're the elephant in the room. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2779 The first (and last) time Mr. Peanut tried edibles. 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
2780 I knew that it was only a matter of time. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
2781 Well I guess I can no longer ignore you as a topic. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2782 Haven’t you heard, I’m all saturated fat. Don’t need more junk in your trunk, do you 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2783 It always seems to be about you! Can we talk about something else?? 1.1867 0.03686 166 141 19 6
2784 Just going out for cigarettes. 1.1867 0.04056 150 129 14 7
2785 Scared, nothing! This monocle and cane, all ivory, baby, all ivory. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
2786 I'm also just a peanut standing in front of an elephant asking her to love him -- but not in that way. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
2787 You just remembered…WHAT? 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
2788 I assume you’re not a metaphor…? 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2789 An elephant in the room, Where? 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
2790 I got nothing. It’s just a campaign. 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
2791 You know, almonds are the new peanuts… 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2792 I knew you weren’t so innocent, Dumbo. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2793 Ironically, I wasn't talking about you. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2794 I've heard about the elephant in the room, but oh my! 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2795 I don't suppose you have a peanut allergy. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2796 Now that they’re saying the quiet part out loud, I just don’t have the kind of gigs for you like I used to. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2797 This should’ve been an email. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2798 You should know that peanut allergies in Elephants has become an epidemic! 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2799 Have a seat. I'll get you someone to eat. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
2800 So is this the day I become peanut butter? 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2801 Ok, I admit... I am a shell of a man. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2802 Why do the California Raisins get all the good gigs, and I’m out here ‘bout to be lunch?!? 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
2803 Not A peanut. They call me MISTER Peanut! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2804 There’s something we must address. 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
2805 If you want to be the elephant in the room, you need to do something about your peanut breath. 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
2806 Ominous foreshadowing or a Trumpian skid mark, pick one, peanut breath... 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
2807 Where's Mickey when I need him? 1.1862 0.04151 145 125 13 7
2808 For what it's worth, Peanut M&Ms is next door, and Reese's is just down the hall... 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
2809 Pachyderm, not even you could digest 75 year old peanuts from the Atlantic City boardwalk 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
2810 If you must—but the monocle stays on! 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
2811 If I may remind you,I am a very influential peanut and there would be repercussions! 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
2812 I know you thought I would stay underground.....but I'm back....and it's Payday. 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
2813 If you think you can intimidate me, fuhgeddaboudit. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2814 Stay back! I can get salty too you know! 1.1860 0.03440 129 105 24 0
2815 I didn't think "Eat the Rich" applied to peanuts 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2816 Take it easy there tiny... 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
2817 I should warn you.... I'm armed... 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2818 Any chance he has forgotten? 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2819 Elephant!, you haven't forgotten. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2820 Don’t come crying to me just because you got fat and lost your job,Dumbo. 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
2821 Hello, Deep Throat. I should have known it was you. 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
2822 Salted! Salted! Remember your high blood pressure? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2823 Contrary to popular myth, elephants do not particularly like peanuts, and do not find the taste of peanuts pleasant. Furthermore. peanuts are not particularly healthy for elephant consumption. How am I doing? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2824 I know where you can get lots of peanuts. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2825 Um... First of all, I'm wearing a fat suit, and number two, remember your allergic to peanuts! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2826 Mr. Elephant, I presume? 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
2827 I ain’t no circus peanut. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2828 Why worry? No one is going to address you anyway. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2829 We meet again and are the last of our kind. Truce or Finality. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2830 Why don't we go out for a PB&J? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2831 You don't have to call me 'Mr.'--I think we're beyond that now, aren't we Clarissa? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2832 When you said you wanted to address the elephant in the room, I didn't think you meant literally! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2833 I’m sorry but does the cartoonist suppose I should be fearful of a shadow? 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
2834 Dumbo? 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2835 I do hope we can both avoid conforming to wearisome behavioral stereotypes. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2836 I really think peanuts as a healthy snack are so overrated. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2837 So long as you are careful where you step, your nut allergies shouldn’t be a problem. 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
2838 You're supposed to be a metphor! 1.1855 0.04633 124 108 9 7
2839 Contrary to popular belief, I'm not all that shuckable... 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2840 Don't get any silly ideas,Dumbo! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2841 You don’t want me, I work for peanuts. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2842 I wish I was a mouse,right now. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2843 Jimmy Carter told me this might happen one day... 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
2844 So no one was going to talk to me about this… 1.1855 0.04633 124 108 9 7
2845 Come any closer and you’ll be a salted. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2846 Now aren't you far from home 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
2847 Who put you up to this, was it the Pistachios or the Filberts? 1.1854 0.03920 151 129 16 6
2848 The whole peanut thing is just a myth, right? 1.1854 0.03513 178 151 21 6
2849 It's the elephant in the room! 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
2850 It's a costume, Dumbo. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
2851 So the nutcracker thinks he is having his revenge, eh? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2852 At least when they refer to me, it's always, "Is the respected and honorable Mr. Peanut in the room?" not that amorphous, no-name giant thing that you seem to represent. 1.1852 0.04359 135 117 11 7
2853 Mother, is that you? 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
2854 For the record, I never want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1852 0.04484 135 118 9 8
2855 That’s not my trunk, I’m just happy to be here 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2856 I’m so glad you stomped on her. My wife was a real nutcase y’know. 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
2857 You don't really like us, do you? It was just another Ringling ruse. Why'd you fall for it? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2858 This is just a Halloween costume, I'm not an ACTUAL peanut 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
2859 I don't care if it's 'anatomically impossible' for you. When I say, 'jump' you say, 'how high?' 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
2860 Seeing his old nemesis, his insides turned to butter! 1.1849 0.03367 146 125 17 4
2861 Let’s make a deal here. You let me go, and the peanut factory is all yours! 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
2862 Gentlemen and gentle-elephants don't actually EAT peanuts. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2863 Well, well, well, we meet again old friend 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2864 I’m warning you, I have a cane. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2865 You'd think that getting killed once during the Superbowl would be enough. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
2866 Sorry. It's true I am the new symbol for the Republican Party., 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2867 Oh great heavens, I knew I was nuts to think they wanted me for my theatrical talents 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2868 Hungry? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2869 Couldn't you forget about it, just this once? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2870 Oh, thank God! I thought you were a large squirrel. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2871 You’re early. Elections are not due till November. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2872 Can anybody else see the elephant in the room? 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
2873 No, really, I want to talk about you. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
2874 I'm not here for lunch! 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
2875 If I ignore you, will you still eat me? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
2876 So, you want to butter me up, big guy? 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
2877 I'm only here because you said you didn't like Peanuts. 1.1844 0.03644 141 120 17 4
2878 You may be bigger than me, but that peanut allergy of yours will bring you down to your wrinkled knees. 1.1844 0.04101 141 121 14 6
2879 Don't you think it's about time you stopped working for peanuts? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2880 Instead of eating me, I propose we work together to boycott palm oil! 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2881 Okay, okay--it's 'Mr. Elephant' from now on. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2882 Please, wait until after my SuperBowl commercial 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2883 That's not the kind of party I meant. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2884 What do you mean, 'Remember that Mary Tyler Moore Show' episode?! 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2885 Mr Dumbo I presume! 1.1842 0.03752 114 96 16 2
2886 I guess I'd have to admit that Mr. Peanut is worried about being eaten by the elephant in the room. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2887 I can pull a mouse from my hat good sir. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2888 Mr. Peanut felt imminent doom as he saw the elephant in the room. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2889 I see. My sins have finally caught up with me... 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2890 Nobody warned me about the elephant in the room. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2891 Wow--I didn't know you really existed! 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2892 I could have a million in an off-shore account within the hour. Just let me go. 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
2893 So, i'm fired? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2894 I’m a liberal peanut. Are you still interested? 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2895 This is very private and you can have a four year lease so you can heal. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2896 Oh . . . so you're not just a cliche . . . 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2897 Is there something I need to address? 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
2898 Is it finally time for us to talk about the low wages? 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
2899 I dare you to devour a beloved trademark. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
2900 Alas,the proverbial elephant in the room. 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
2901 Do you know what eating one peanut will do to your microbiome? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
2902 You don’t want to eat me! Not only do I represent an industry fueled by capitalist greed where American family peanut farms are forced to accept lowball prices for their crops year after year, I’m also unsalted. 1.1838 0.04329 136 118 11 7
2903 OK, I’ll tell you the truth! My brother choked your father! Now, will yoy let me go? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
2904 Are you nuts? You think I’m some sucker? I don’t work for Barnum anymore! 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
2905 It was then he realized that the seemingly innocent girl at Utz had hired a hit-elephant. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
2906 Ah, yes, I presume you are my new, er, roommate? 1.1837 0.03483 147 122 23 2
2907 I told you I would never forget what you did to me, Mr. Peanut. 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
2908 My testicular cancer took what you're looking for. 1.1835 0.03897 158 136 15 7
2909 Come back and see me on a payday 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2910 Mr Peanut they said you died,are we not going to address the elephant in the room ? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2911 I will get stuck in your nose and you will no longer be in the room. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2912 Let’s just get this out of the way, shall we? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2913 I thought elephants eating peanuts was just a myth? 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2914 Who let the cat out 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2915 Boo-ring! This was already done on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
2916 Welcome. I think you know me. I'm Ana Phylaxis. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2917 If I don't contribute to your Political Action Committee, you'll do WHAT?! 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2918 In our party we don't eat our own. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2919 I think we need to address something in the room. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2920 Call security, our market research team has gone rogue! 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
2921 My worst nightmare. About to be shelled by a rogue elephant. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
2922 I always wondered where the expression “elephant in the room” originated. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2923 Cocktail ? 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
2924 At least this will make a great Mary Tyler Moore episode. 1.1832 0.04442 131 114 10 7
2925 I’ll say let’s move outdoors. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2926 I knew that was not a micro gummy! 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2927 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2928 Easy big fella, I am not a real peanut! 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2929 Mr. Peanut: “If you’re also here for the audition, good luck…they just roasted me for being too nutty.” 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
2930 Tired of always being ignored? Start arriving fashionably late." 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
2931 I don't suppose, by any chamce, you need a reminder about your allergies? 1.1831 0.04074 142 122 14 6
2932 So that's what they mean by " The elephant in the room." 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
2933 FYI, you are looking a little chubby. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
2934 No, I'm Mr. Monocle, you must be thinking of someone else. 1.1831 0.04195 142 123 12 7
2935 As the proprietor of a shell corporation it means I’m safe from being swallowed up. -Taylor S Boston, Massachusetts 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
2936 Ok, so I'm going to address the elephant in the room. I know everyone smells peanuts. No need to act like a pack of wild Republicans. 1.1831 0.04313 142 124 10 8
2937 I took a vow to be a gracious host, no matter who shows up. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2938 Whoa now big fella! Seems there has been a mistake. I have an appointment with a 'Pakistani dermatologist' 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2939 TikTok warned me this would happen 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2940 I won’t talk about you, you don’t talk about me. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2941 You may love peanuts but good luck passing the hat and cane. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2942 You misheard.. Dumbo??, I would never call you something to incite your appetite to do me harm. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2943 I know how this looks, but I can explain. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2944 Let’s talk about it 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2945 Me and my shadow. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
2946 Look, just this ONE time, can't we forget? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2947 Your call, Dumbo, but those tusks won’t help you with a peanut allergy! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2948 I’m the peanut in the room: not talked about but sticks in the teeth. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2949 That botched can of mixed nuts in '67...they warned me that you'd never forget, but I didn't listen. 1.1825 0.04047 126 109 12 5
2950 And you’re telling me the peanut gallery acted like you weren’t in the room? 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2951 So which is it. 'Only the shadow knows' or 'Only the shadow's nose'?" 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2952 so, Mister Peanut… we meet again, and now on MY terms… 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2953 I said no elephants, I'm allergic. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2954 Alas, the Grim Reaper appears to have changed. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2955 I forgot about the elephant in the room. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2956 I’m warning you - I’m nuts! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2957 For once, the monocled, top hat wearing, cane wielding, talking peanut wasn't the only elephant in the room which deserved attention. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2958 Mr. Peanut knew his days were numbered ever since that narrow escape at the circus all those years ago. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2959 Ah HA!...NOW who's the Elephant in the Room! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2960 Oh yes, I remember… 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2961 Now that I have you in the room ... 1.1825 0.03546 126 106 18 2
2962 Elephant, “Is no one going to address the well dressed peanut in the room?” 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
2963 Can't we just talk about this? 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2964 Do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
2965 It's taken me years to find you, but I'm finally face to face with the beast who ate my father. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
2966 Crippled and defenseless? Why no, the cane is an affectation. And a more than sufficient defensive tool. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2967 Are you the elephant in the room they told me about? 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2968 It’s very spacious. Plenty of room for the whole family. 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
2969 Ok, I'll start. I'm Mr. Peanut. What's your name? 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
2970 Let me go and I'll make you a deal you'll never forget. 1.1824 0.04072 148 128 13 7
2971 Can we talk about you cutting back on proteins? 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
2972 In a nutshell, I didn’t want to address the elephant in the room. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2973 So now that you've seen the house...do you want something to eat? 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
2974 Sorry, I’m out of peanuts. Can I offer you some elephant ears instead?” 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2975 I got fired. The circus shut down. I see our future as a tap dance act. Do you think that’s a good idea or am I a nut? 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
2976 This is so meta! 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
2977 Sorry to disappoint you, but all these years as a peanut shill, has left Mr. Peanut an empty shell. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2978 Oh! How long have you been standing there? 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
2979 Well, Mister, I'm the peanut in the room. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
2980 I'm being a-salted! 1.1818 0.03711 121 100 20 1
2981 Hello, my name is Inigo Peanut. You ate my father. Prepare to bite it. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2982 I'm the party hit with my monocle, top hat, cane and attractive shell. Nuts to you. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2983 Please don't eat me! Truth be told, I'm not a nut. You would be eating Mr. Pea. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2984 Try to forget you saw me 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2985 Is nobody going to acknowledge the peanut in the room? 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
2986 Now it’s my turn to dress the peanut in the room. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2987 I'm not who you think I am. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2988 Remember working for me? 1.1818 0.04545 121 105 10 6
2989 Flattery will get you nowhere, but if you insist on buttering me up, let's get it over with." 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
2990 I was warned my affiliation with the Republican Party would end this way. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2991 Your memory of 'salty goodness' is highly suspect in this context! 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
2992 A new answer to that age-old question: How do you eat a peanut? One bite at a time. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
2993 When peanut's fear made it's mind blank 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
2994 Yes, I‘m the one responsible for the peanut gallery. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2995 I've heard about elephants in rooms all my life. I thought it was a simile or a metaphor or whichever English language term is accurate. I've never actually seen one until now and this one looks really hungry. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
2996 Back off…I’m rotten. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2997 Guess it's time to talk about this 1.1818 0.03711 121 100 20 1
2998 I had nothing to do with you losing your job at Ringling Brothers 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2999 I'm sensing that a renegotiation is out of the question. 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
3000 I thought you switched to pistachios? 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3001 Sorry. I have an elephant allergy. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3002 Hey wise guy, you know this isn’t Trump Tower right? That’s on 5th. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3003 Let’s make deal! 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3004 It’s time we address the elephant in the room… 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3005 It’s always been jelly 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
3006 : As far as I'm concerned, you're just one big black mass that may possibly have peanut allergies. 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
3007 Ugh, I misunderstood his words when he said there's an elephant in the room. 1.1818 0.04168 143 124 12 7
3008 Mr. Peanut thought he could hide his true self in the trappings of the bourgeoisie, but the elephant saw him for what he was: a delicious, delicious nut. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3009 So, we meet again. When was the last time? Cairo? Beijing? 1.1812 0.03933 149 128 15 6
3010 Please, I'm his brother from the Styrofoam side. 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
3011 Well. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room, shall we? s 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
3012 Tree nuts! Seriously,tree nuts are the healthy choice. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
3013 Without my endless faith in you, one of us would already be in rehab. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
3014 The big secret is we taste like chicken, unfortunately for you. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
3015 There's something unsettling about your choice of Halloween costume. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3016 You probably wonder why I called you in here today. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
3017 You don’t dare! I’ve got corporate backing! 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
3018 Remember? I'm not the edible kind. I thought you weren't supposed to forget. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3019 Frankly, it's peanuts for something this size in Dumbo." 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3020 I must warn you...I'm known to cause allergic reactions! 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3021 Room service 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
3022 No Darling,the elephant in the room is the way you look at me! 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
3023 I just as soon not to talk about it. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3024 I’m not that kind of peanut. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
3025 We need to dress you 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3026 '"I know my wife is behind this. I'll pay you double whatever she's offered you" 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3027 Before you have your way with me, I feel that it's important to note that I have a chewier center than most peanuts. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
3028 So… we meet again.” 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3029 You wouldn’t hit a guy with glass? 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
3030 How about we just ignore each other? 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3031 fine, go ahead, but I gotta warn you, the monocle, top hat and cane are gonna give you the trots. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3032 I'm usually the elephant in the room. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3033 Okay, but no funny business. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
3034 Isn't this just like you. What exactly do find so unappealing about me? 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
3035 This is reserved room today….did you forget somy 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
3036 Did you say "Here's a suppository?" or "I can't hear. Sorry"! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3037 Ooookay, does anyone want to address the elephant in the room? 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3038 So it's true--life IS a cliche'. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3039 It's time to talk about the peanut in the room! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3040 Elephants only like Peanuts in the circus--right?! 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
3041 As your doctor, I strongly recommend a low salt diet. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
3042 You need to know, I am the peanut in the room. 1.1806 0.04141 144 125 12 7
3043 I'm mostly shell - have you seen that mouse running around here? 1.1806 0.04022 144 124 14 6
3044 No, I am salted. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
3045 Hand over the monocle and no one gets hurt. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
3046 I promise - I won't ignore you. Leo Lane Petaluma, CA 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
3047 So you see, it wasn’t a fake ballot. 1.1805 0.03513 133 110 22 1
3048 You said you would never forget me! 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
3049 If you take the gig, you have to promise not to eat all the merchandise. 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
3050 You rented the wrong room. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
3051 Layoffs 1.1805 0.03513 133 110 22 1
3052 He sounded a little salty when he asked if they could address the elephant in the room. 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
3053 I know we can 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3054 This is so cliche. Could I interest you in lunch? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3055 Grandma! What big tusks you have! 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3056 I'm telling you the truth, I a registered Republican!! 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
3057 You got the stuff? 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3058 Let’s talk about it shall we? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
3059 Uh-oh! I was safe when the 800 lb gorilla had a peanut allergy. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3060 I say, good mammoth, might I interest you in a cup of tea? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3061 This time I will ignore you. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3062 Oh hello there. I didn't see you in the middle of the room. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3063 It's not you. It's me. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
3064 If I jump, you'll have to live with that memory forever. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3065 Nothing to see here. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3066 So there was an elephant in the room! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3067 That's a big squirrel. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
3068 I go by mister. How, if at all, would you like to be addressed? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3069 Relax…..he’’s got a nut allergy 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
3070 The super bowl is coming up so I have to kill myself again 1.1800 0.03672 150 127 19 4
3071 Gangster Oswald Cobblepot doesn't realize Billionaire Bruce Wayne has an alias of his own," explains Babar, to no one in particular. "let alone karmic irony, OR why we take shoes off indoors. 1.1800 0.04021 150 130 13 7
3072 Shut the door when you leave the room. 1.1800 0.03672 150 127 19 4
3073 Let them try to ignore both of us are in the room 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
3074 No! Please! I promise we were only going to talk about you in a nutshell. 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
3075 I can't believe that you - of all creatures - forgot the severity of your allergy 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
3076 No, no…”become one with the nut” didn’t mean this!! 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
3077 If you wanna go nuts then I’m your man. 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
3078 Calling me a nutty professor was so uncalled for. I didn’t say anything about you being in this room 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
3079 Now that you have found me, please realize that I can’t possibly fulfill all of your wants, needs, and desires. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
3080 You and I are friends. Surely you remember that. 1.1797 0.03407 128 105 23 0
3081 I will pay double your usual fee. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3082 Can I show you something in a nice pistachio or perhaps a delicious toasted almond? 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
3083 You don't look like you did on your Hinge profile. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3084 Mr E. It appears you've forgotten our arrangement. 1.1797 0.03583 128 106 21 1
3085 What? Are you forgetting our agreement? 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
3086 You know, tree nuts are all the rage these days. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3087 No, your wrong, I have always had the cane…I thought you guys were supposed to have great memories?! 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
3088 Right then Nelly I’m off, I’ll cashew later 1.1797 0.03583 128 106 21 1
3089 You are a bloody bad nut case. You have eaten too many of my relatives. Get your big ass out of here!!! 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
3090 I know these clandestine meetings are often held at a movie house, but they know me there” 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
3091 You drive a hard bargain . . Mr. Putin. 1.1793 0.04114 145 126 12 7
3092 Yea, the Monopoly Man was actually one of my earliest admirers. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
3093 Mr. Peanut's worse nightmare; a visit by Death. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
3094 But I thought you loved rich old nuts like me! 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
3095 This is not the sophisticated way I imagined I would be consumed. 1.1793 0.03343 145 120 24 1
3096 Now, see here, young man, not so fast. Do you know who I am!?" 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3097 Is that really your trunk or are you just glad to see me? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3098 Now let’s slowly desensitize that peanut allergy, big guy. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3099 Sir, the Gallery is closed. But perhaps you’d be interested in the Peanuts Anonymous meeting next door? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3100 I'm trying to put the circus back together, are you all ears? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3101 I may be blind, but I know your EpiPen is missing. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
3102 Okay, you don’t have to call me “Mr.” 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
3103 I hope you're not the elephant in the room. 1.1791 0.04218 134 116 12 6
3104 OK, I'll register Republican. 1.1791 0.04082 134 115 14 5
3105 This conversation has gotten me out of my shell. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
3106 My father was Mr. Peanut. Please, call me Doug. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3107 I've been waiting for you. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3108 You're fired! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3109 It's just a costume. I'm really a mouse. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3110 Sorry, I thought you were being serious when you said you would work for peanuts." 1.1789 0.03747 123 105 15 3
3111 You must be hungry walking up all those stairs. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3112 Damn it! Charlie was right, I should have stayed in the box! 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
3113 Do you prefer ‘Creamy’ or ‘Crunchy’? 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3114 Horton, with me you can never have more than a one-nut stand. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3115 Bartholomew suddenly knew it was too late to address the elephant in the room. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3116 Wait. Inigo,I did NOT kill your father. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3117 You'll have to talk to Jimmy Carter 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3118 The darkest elephant in the room had been underestimated and called “peanuts” 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3119 Another step closer and I’m releasing the mouse in my pocket! 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3120 So - it's down to you, and it's down to me... 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
3121 Back off, Creep, or I shove that trunk where the sun don't shine!" 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3122 Now you’re starting a culture war on peanuts? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3123 But you are alergic to peanuts 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
3124 And residents rave about the nut shop around the corner. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
3125 At last,you have arrived: the elephant in the room. Pleased to meet you. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3126 My God, you are too small I can't see you 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
3127 I hate to be the elephant in the room. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
3128 Look Buster! I don’t go down easy. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3129 Surely You can’t forget you have an allergy. 1.1786 0.03635 112 92 20 0
3130 I guess I'm wondering why I called you in here... 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3131 Oh Pachy, you always crack me up. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
3132 I swear. I'm not the one telling people you're here. 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
3133 I don’t care what my parents said, you’ll always be Mrs. Peanut. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
3134 Whoa there big boy, it doesn’t have to end this way. 1.1783 0.03383 129 106 23 0
3135 Uh-oh. I just peanut-buttered myself. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
3136 It appears that the Peanut Gallery’s famous “Elephant in the Room” is on loan to the Met. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3137 I always thought it would be Clemenza, not Jumbo. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
3138 I’m a circus peanut. You won’t like what’s underneath this shell, I promise. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
3139 See here! Keep your distance! Virginia is still considered a purple state for 2024... 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3140 You're not the first elephant to throw shade at me. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3141 Tonnage wins! 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
3142 I knew this outfit couldn’t disguise me forever. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3143 Please don't eat me...I've had a weird life. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3144 Can we please talk about the Elephant in the room? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3145 Define scrumptious. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3146 Excuse me, Bellman this is not the trunk I was expecting. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
3147 But wait! I'm really one of those yucky Brazil nuts in disguise! 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
3148 I'm just a shell of the person I used to be. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
3149 OK - It's come down to this. Mano a Mano for the windowed office! 1.1780 0.03831 118 101 14 3
3150 Stay calm, it's not real. It doesn't matter what people say: you're NOT nuts. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
3151 Sorry mate, but the real elephant in the room is anaphylaxis. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
3152 If you spare me, I'll take you to the warehouse! 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
3153 Hold on! You could be passing up a chance for a significant ransom. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
3154 Tough room. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3155 That nut is my doppelgänger. I can assure you that I am Mr. Monopoly, and I am certainly not edible! 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3156 EXIT: Stage left 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
3157 Well it looks like the elephant in the room is an elephant. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
3158 Eat me, big boy. 1.1778 0.03466 135 112 22 1
3159 Oh noooooooo! 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
3160 Let's see you be the face of something. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
3161 So, before we get started, I'd like to address....well, you. 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
3162 I certainly hope you don’t think I’m working for minimum wage 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
3163 Mr. Peanut finally confronts the elephant in the room. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3164 No honey, you don't look fat - and did you just say I look "tasty"? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3165 Here's hoping against hope you have a serious peanut allergy. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3166 It may go against your nature, but forget about it! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3167 Actually, I’m a legume. You know nothing of my work. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3168 ‘’Take me to your leader!’’ 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3169 If it wasn't for that damn allergy I could be a billionaire . . . 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3170 Now wait a minute, let’s talk about this 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3171 It’s time to talk about the elephant in the room 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3172 Stand back! I may look like a peanut, but I’m not. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3173 JACK! Stop with the hand shadows already! 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3174 Can't you just forget and forgive? 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
3175 I only look like a peanut. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3176 I am not what you think I am. I’m just a mascot that doesn’t taste very good. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
3177 In a nutshell, the pay is peanuts. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
3178 Tell me where jelly is. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3179 The Republican Party in 2024 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3180 Yes, I understand you’re hungry, but first I’d like to address the elephant in the room” 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3181 Mr Peanut realized no one wanted to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
3182 Does an elephant ever forgive? 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
3183 You don't know me. I 'm offering you a million peanuts to be on my show. 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
3184 You have to answer for Baby Ruth, Jumbo. 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
3185 Take one more step and I’ll drop this mouse in my pocket on the floor. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3186 I'm afraid that you'll find an out dated icon like me doesn't have very good taste." 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
3187 Hold on there! You want peanuts? I can get ya' peanuts. Lots of peanuts. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3188 Where I come from Ivory Tower was not considered an offensive term. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3189 Now just remember: you’re allergic to peanuts. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
3190 My family has money, you dont have to do this 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
3191 Nuts, I thought that was just a metaphor... 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
3192 The elephant in the room everytime that I walk in, it gets annoying. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
3193 So you are the famous elephant in the room I have been hearing about! 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
3194 Actually, I'm not really a peanut 1.1769 0.03360 130 107 23 0
3195 Yes Don Fante, his name is Skippy and I want see him dead! Burn him, crush him, put him in a jar, do whatever you want, but kill him please!! 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
3196 Perhaps I'm a little nutty, but you don't seem like your self. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
3197 They're after you, Jimmy! 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
3198 Maybe I'm just a nut, but you could be the elephant in the room here. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
3199 Ok Ok, So your sister isn’t a cow. 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
3200 The time had come to address the peanut in the room! 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
3201 No,really,peanut allergies can be deadly. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
3202 I happen to be a republican nut! 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
3203 Ugh, um, Good sir, I'm sure you are mistaken, I am the Monopoly Man! 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
3204 I say,old chap. Are you the proverbial elephant in the room? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
3205 Trust me, it’s just a costume. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3206 They meant that you would W-O-R-K for me, not snack on me! 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
3207 Where's your scythe? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3208 My therapist dismissed this fear. The last laugh is mine. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
3209 They say anger is the second stage of grief before entering the public domain. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
3210 Indeed, sir, it would take a special kind of nut to ignore whatever you are. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
3211 Yeah, but the peanut-spokesmascot-in-the-room never became a metaphor. 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
3212 He followed me home...can I keep him? 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
3213 let’s not talk about the elephant in the room 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
3214 C’mon… this is nuts.” “I know. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
3215 Stop right there or else you’ll have to deal with Mr. Superchunk 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
3216 Don’t come too close. I’m recovering from Covid and may be still contagious. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
3217 See the cane? I'm protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3218 Take my wallet if that’s what you want, but leave me alone 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3219 What if we pretend you didn't ask me how I taste? 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
3220 The tables are suddenly turned when Mr. Peanut realizes that a cartoon nut with a top hat, a cane and a monocle is the REAL elephant in the room 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3221 Don't throw it all away now. You'll be talk of the town. And for what, a peanut? 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
3222 It was a lot less scary when the elephant in the room was my unnecessary sophistication. 1.1760 0.04409 125 109 10 6
3223 You already had my family! I beg you, let’s just talk about it! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
3224 This time, vengeance is my! 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3225 Ozempic…trust me. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
3226 I'm guessing that the invitation I received was not really for a cocktail party in this apartment. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3227 Oh,no! It's my nemesis! 1.1760 0.03692 125 107 15 3
3228 I’m always nuts about the elephant in the room. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
3229 Are you STILL angry I didn’t address you during the meeting? 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3230 Not like this. Anything but this. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
3231 What’s your address? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3232 You're the elephant in the room and I'm the peanut in the room. Now., what? Are you going to eat me?! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3233 Did you know peanuts are high in aflatoxins, which can cause cirrhosis and hepatitis B? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3234 If you let me go, I’ll come back with buckets of peanuts. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3235 What do you mean, you forgot I was from Wilkes-Barre? 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
3236 I don't care what you say. I am not buying you a top hat and cane. 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
3237 We should really talk about this. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
3238 It's the map not the territory. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
3239 'Peanuts are my favourite!" 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
3240 You're move! 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
3241 I think I'll just go for a little stroll. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
3242 I knew your mom, class act, wouldn’t swat a fly! 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
3243 Mr. Peanut confronts his worst nightmare. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
3244 Ah! My old nemisis 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3245 Sorry, but the advertising department wanted someone who could fit into a can. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3246 Please let this be one of those times you "don't feel like a nut!" 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3247 Dang! The exterminator just got rid of all the mice! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3248 Don't worry, I know how to deal with the surreal context I'll find out there. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3249 I guess doormen don't work for peanuts. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3250 I’m prepared to make you an offer you cannot refuse 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
3251 Oh, so you must be the elephant in the room they speak of. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3252 You're kind of hard to avoid. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3253 You wouldn't dare! 1.1752 0.03420 137 114 22 1
3254 But I am a Republican, damn it! 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
3255 Ok. The Republicans are accounted for. Now what about the Democrats? 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
3256 You'll find that I'm no Jimmy Carter you can kick around. 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
3257 This not the room you are supposed to be in. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
3258 it's sad...You used to be the only one in the room and now you have to stand in line! 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
3259 Yes, I’m voting “Blue” this year. Why? 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
3260 I wonder what Jung would say? 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3261 Don't even think about it! I'm a registered independent. 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
3262 Sorry, I hurt your feelings, but I can see where you would feel that everyone ignored you. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3263 It’s about time we addressed the me in the room. You died. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3264 You always get what you want, don't you, Floppsy? 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3265 I’m lethal if you’re allergic Dumbo 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3266 Having always avoided his fears of middle-age spread, an aging Mr. Peanut realizes he has to confront the elephant in the room! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3267 Oh yes, peanut allergies are very common... 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3268 Of course I’m worried about being a salted! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3269 I'm tired of your working the room. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3270 So I guess we’ll continue pretending Jan 6th didn’t happen” #capitolriot 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
3271 My physician says I have aflatoxin, so let's not chance it! 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
3272 Errr….I must have the wrong address. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3273 You've got a good memory. When does my copyright expire? 1.1746 0.03665 126 108 15 3
3274 Easy Dumbo. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
3275 I acknowledge you!!! 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
3276 I assure you, I support Trump! 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
3277 ''I thought they meant metaphorically.'' 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
3278 Remember, I'm paying you to make it quick. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3279 So you will work for peanuts! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3280 That's MISTER Peanut to you, sir! And, since I know elephants don't really like peanuts, I have no idea what I'm doing here... 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3281 You won't like me. I'm just full of pennies. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3282 Oh hey, just who I wanted to see. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3283 Don’t even think about it … you’ll choke on the hat and there’s glass in the monocle.” 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
3284 Let’s acknowledge the elephant in the room. Yes, I am a peanut 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3285 Pick me up and throw me in your mouth, you great big pachyderm. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
3286 It's time we spoke about your peanut allergy.. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
3287 My good man, I'm quite indigestible, you know 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
3288 Would you consider taking the attitude, not my peanut, not my circus? 1.1742 0.04234 132 115 11 6
3289 I think it’s about time to address the elephant in the room. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
3290 Ok I’ll change parties but just don’t eat me! 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
3291 Not the elephant in the room you were expecting, I presume. 1.1742 0.04234 132 115 11 6
3292 I say old chap, this situation requires a bit of buttering up ! 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
3293 Oh dear, I seem to have forgotten my safe word. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3294 Dr. Freud…I think my nightmare crossed over into reality! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3295 Oh crap, I'm going to be crap. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
3296 Very well, I suppose it’s finally time to talk about you. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
3297 Nobody told me about you being here. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
3298 Remember, you are allergic to peanuts." 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3299 Look We have a great relationship but there is just not enough room in this apartment for both of us 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3300 So it’s come to this, has it?… 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3301 So Dumbo, I see your torso finally caught up with your ears! 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
3302 HIS DOCTOR SAYS HE IS ALLEWRGIC TO PPEANUYS. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3303 Take one step closer and I'm going straight to Circus Resources! 1.1739 0.03550 138 116 20 2
3304 I’ve heard you have a peanut allergy. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
3305 Hold on my good pachyderm... you might have a life-threatening peanut allergy. 1.1736 0.04103 144 126 11 7
3306 I'm just the stunt double. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3307 Really, I'm not worth it. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
3308 I had nothing to do with the lay-offs. You're looking for Mr. Bean Counter. 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
3309 Either my past just caught up to me, or I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
3310 My dilemma is that I never wanted to be a gentleman legume in the first place. 1.1736 0.04496 121 106 9 6
3311 It’s time to pay what you owe, Mr. Peanut. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
3312 I’d like to address the elephant in the room. Yes, I’m a talking a peanut. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3313 It dawned on me the moment I stepped through the door for the mystery dinner date why there was no photo 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
3314 I don’t see color. 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
3315 Oh hell, I gotta lay off of the nutmeg” 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3316 But I voted for Trump 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3317 I’m nut ready to go, please dear god! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3318 I hear you singing, ‘In The Room Where it Happened’ , under your breath!!! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3319 I’m here all week, try the veal” 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
3320 Did I mention the elephant in the room? 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
3321 I’m a total snack is a just thing cute thing on my profile! 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
3322 We need to address the elephant in the room, i.e. you 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
3323 I am not what you think I am! 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
3324 Ok. Where do I unload the peanuts? 1.1732 0.03371 127 105 22 0
3325 Seeing as you’re now in the room, I suppose I should address you. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
3326 One of us must be in the wrong hotel. 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
3327 Listen here, Netanyahu ... 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
3328 You must be the baritone. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
3329 I BEG YOUR PARDON! I AM NOT A PEANUT! 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
3330 Hi, I’m Mr. Peanut! I’m here for the trunk show. 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
3331 You're not the grim reaper I imagined 1.1732 0.04485 127 112 8 7
3332 Before you eat me, I’d like you to know that I think you smell 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
3333 I won't notice you if you don't notice me. 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
3334 A quick thrust of the trunk, a smacking of lips and the tension in the room dissipated. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
3335 How Mr. Peanut actually died 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
3336 As one Republican to another, I'm sure we can work this out. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3337 My worst nightmare has come true! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3338 Since you're in the room, how would you like to be acknowledged? 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
3339 I’m a mouse — a scary misshapen mouse — and you have terrible eyesight. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3340 Damn you 3 Blind Mice! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3341 Our child has become a punchline. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3342 Mr. Elephant... I'm not feeling like a nut right now. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3343 Come on, have you ever seen a nut in a top hat before? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3344 BUT, I THOUGHT IB WAS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM ! 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
3345 I know you're in the room. 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
3346 After a short conversation I think I’ll be exiting… 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
3347 I don’t think they’ll look for us here. 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
3348 eek, a mouse. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
3349 I'm a pistachio! This is a side gig, for peanuts really. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
3350 I shall have you know that my monocle is made of a brittle glass and this top-hat made of dense led. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
3351 I always thought Death would show up as a black dog. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
3352 New game: Let's pretend that you're the peanut and I'm the elephant in the room. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3353 M-m-maybe he’s allergic 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3354 "If nothing else, please consider what the monocle might do to your digestive track! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3355 So, all those "memento mori" meditations actually are useful! 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3356 I've always thought broccoli was the best choice for a snack...how about you?" 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3357 Well,salt my shell and call the mice from Hell! 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
3358 Let's talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room. 1.1727 0.03376 139 116 22 1
3359 Eyes up here big fella! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3360 My wife told me showing apartments alone was a bad idea. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3361 I swear, I wasn't talking about you. 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
3362 Believe me, if they don't think there's an elephant in the room, they're nuts! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3363 You think I look weird?? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3364 High blood pressure? We'll get you unsalteds. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3365 Take your best shot, big fella! 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3366 Looks like you’re the elephant in the room… 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3367 laughter is the peanut butter binding this nutty friendship 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3368 I hope that's actually an 800 pound gorilla rather than the elephant in the room. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3369 I don’t care who you are in this room. I still don’t trust you here! 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
3370 I’m either Dinner or A Butt Plug. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3371 Something tells me this isn't the executive washroom. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3372 Give me a minute, and I'll find you some peanuts you can actually eat. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3373 I knew this day would come sooner or later. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3374 An African elephant you say? Let me measure your cranium. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
3375 I’m afraid the hypnosis didn’t work — you didn’t forget. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3376 I suppose that telling you to forget that you're hungry is not going to work, is it. 1.1721 0.03432 122 101 21 0
3377 Oh, it’s you Mr Voight. I’ve been waiting for you. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3378 Can we talk? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
3379 Everything old is Jung again 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3380 If it's peanuts you want but without spats or hats, I have some excellent connections... 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
3381 You hate that stupid metaphor. Take your dignity and go before it's too late! 1.1721 0.03716 122 105 14 3
3382 So! I see you work for Trump, yes?...but now...now you will work for Peanuts! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
3383 Its Planters, and I was expecting you 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
3384 Dumbo, don't worry, your mother is alive... 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3385 I know you sometimes feel like a nut, but I'm really a legume. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3386 No Denali, I love you more. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
3387 Horribly maimed by their last encounter, Mr. Peanut plans his revenge. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
3388 I doubt if I could soft shoe out of this predicament. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
3389 If you pay peanuts you get monkeys. However if you over-pay peanuts, you get the elephant. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
3390 I’d be delighted to contribute — and not just peanuts! — to your GOP Super PAC. 1.1719 0.03527 128 107 20 1
3391 Oh, my God. 1.1719 0.04312 128 112 10 6
3392 Calm, big fella, plantar fasciitis is not caused by us peanuts. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
3393 What we don't want to talk about is the peanut in the room. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3394 How do I know I’m not the father? Tell me, does little Dumbo look anything like me? 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
3395 Confronting the elephant in the room. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
3396 You’re not the man I married. 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
3397 How did you get into my room? 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
3398 My time has come, but I’ll let you know, I’m stale and hard to crack. 1.1716 0.03270 134 111 23 0
3399 So you lost your nuts, huh Joey? 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
3400 No one suspected peanut butler and 'elly were working together 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
3401 I've forgotten about all that. Can't you? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3402 Please sir—I know you love peanut butter but letting you into the factory would be a safety hazard. 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
3403 I dare say would prefer knowing my brother, who you may find next door. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
3404 Maybe so, but my roommate Mr. Mickey is also a mouse! 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
3405 Nellie, you've worked for me all these years, and now I'm yours." 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
3406 No, my name is Chuckles. What’s yours? 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
3407 I now realize you’re not just a metaphor. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3408 I know he's a nut, but I can't help you. 1.1712 0.03231 111 93 18 0
3409 Well, I'm Mr. Peanut, and I have friends...um...never mind, I'm outta here! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3410 You're only a metaphor. You're only a metaphor. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3411 My, my what do we have here? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3412 Now, now, not so fast. Aren't you forgetting that the elephants-love- peanuts thing is really just a myth? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3413 You think you get ignored? I mean NOBODY wants to talk about the monocled anthropomorphic guy in the room. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3414 "Well, of course, in a room with you the top hat doesn't make me look taller! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3415 Well, I've already been killed. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3416 So, you're saying you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3417 I think you should know, I've been told I have very bad taste... 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3418 Look, I know you already paid, but I'm not comfortable with this. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3419 I guess it’s time to address you. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
3420 I know why you are here, but how are you here? 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
3421 You wouldn't hurt an old man, would you? 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
3422 I see you. 1.1709 0.03495 117 97 20 0
3423 Let's all leave the lobby. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
3424 I didn't think it was literal 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
3425 Wait, no! It's the other team that's meant to eat the rich! 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
3426 Nut today good Sir, nut today! 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
3427 Don’t shuck with me, fella! 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
3428 Was it something I said? 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
3429 We really don’t need to talk about this. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
3430 It’s just a costume I swear! 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
3431 My mother told me to never address the elephant in the room. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
3432 Oh no! I keep forgetting I am delicious 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
3433 Oh shucks!! I hope he has an allergy. 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
3434 I think I'm in the wrong room! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
3435 Ah...we need to talk about the elephant in the room - like now! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
3436 His only hope was that Jumbo suffered from a severe peanut allergy 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
3437 Wait-I’m just an ad campaign! I can get you as many REAL peanuts as you want, I swear! 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
3438 Intimidation won't work. I'm a die-hard Democrat. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
3439 Yes, Mr. elephant, you do work for peanuts... And this peanut needs his 12:00 meeting rescheduled! 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
3440 So Mr. Nut..we meet again for the last time... 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
3441 You're working for me, pachyderm. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
3442 Love is Love. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
3443 Me eat again… 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
3444 He looks really strange! 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
3445 So…It’s come to this… 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
3446 You don't want me. I have a snack food enterprise to support. 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
3447 Desensitization training had gone too far. 1.1704 0.04145 135 118 11 6
3448 The snack room is downstairs. 1.1704 0.03869 135 116 15 4
3449 But enough about me …. 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
3450 No! I am not your snack. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
3451 Hey, back-off, it's just a costume. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
3452 For the last time, Frank: yes, you are visible; however, your fatalistic worldview makes everyone not want to address you. 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
3453 I'm back and more popular than ever. It's your move, Animal Crackers. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
3454 Remember Me?? I'm the one you had an Allergic reaction to.... 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
3455 Confronted by the elephant in the room, Mr. Peanut comes to understand that he is, in fact, a snack. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
3456 No one told me there would be an elephant in the room! 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
3457 So you're the elephant in the room. Nuts! 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3458 Oh come on, I've already been a salted once today. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3459 You do this little job for me and I'll give you a lifetime of peanut butter. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3460 I'm just saying, the hat, the cane, the glasses - not to mention the shell - do you really need this? 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3461 You do not eat handicapped or speaking peanuts, remember? 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3462 I’m a fraud! Beneath this shell is a man! 1.1697 0.03055 165 138 26 1
3463 I understand that "Sometimes You Feel like a Nut & sometimes you don't" "That's Mr. Peanut to you" 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3464 You don't want to chance a peanut allergy, do you? 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3465 Can we work out a win-win solution? 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3466 For the last time, Jumbo, what did you do with the bag of my relatives?! 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3467 Let’s get this straight. You work for me! 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3468 I've always wondered if elephants ate peanuts. I think I'm gonna find out. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3469 Backed into a corner, Mister Peanut could only hope that Dumbo had a peanut allergy. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
3470 On your salary the rent is peanuts 1.1696 0.03448 112 95 16 1
3471 So, you ignore the talking peanut in the room... Okay? 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3472 Trunk down is very bad luck. Could you please consider raising yours? 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3473 Don't forget about your peanut allergy! 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3474 I guess there letting cartoons in to the museums now. 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
3475 You can have the top hat and cane, but I need the monocle. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3476 I'd prefer not to discuss it. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
3477 If you eat me, you'll remember it for the rest of your life. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
3478 I'm feeling particulary vulnerable in your presence..." 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3479 A shadow of things to come 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3480 Want to be my emotional support animal? 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
3481 I must warn you. It will make you thirsty. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3482 No, I have to do this my way. You tell me what you know, and I'll confirm. I'll keep you in the right direction if I can, but that's all.” - Deep Trunk 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
3483 Quite a trunk show my friend, Care to stroll through the nutty elegance of my room! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
3484 I have not mentioned you yet, and I will not today! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
3485 Mr. Elephant…be reasonable. Can I call you ‘Mr. Elephant’? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
3486 A Rorschach test for peanuts 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
3487 You’re just an elephant standing in front of a peanut, asking for attention. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
3488 Hey! Did you hear the joke about the peanut who walked in on an elephant.... 1.1692 0.03477 130 109 20 1
3489 At last, the elephant in the room! 1.1692 0.03477 130 109 20 1
3490 I would call this a conundrum 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
3491 For me, a fatal attraction. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
3492 Take one step closer buddy, and I will give you an anaphylactic shock that you will not soon forget! 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
3493 I fear AND feel the shade of the elephant’s shadow in the room 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
3494 Clever girl. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
3495 I’ll ignore you being in the room. I just ask the same courtesy from you. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
3496 It's true, you've been working for me, peanuts, the whole time. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
3497 That's right, you're working for me now. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
3498 No, not your penis, I'm here to talk about your peanuts issue. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
3499 Lights out! 1.1690 0.03311 142 119 22 1
3500 I'm gonna need a bigger cane... 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3501 This isn't gonna end well. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3502 I daresay, Old Chap - if you continue to dilly-dally we'll miss happy hour at Wiedie's. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3503 Oh my! The elephant in the room! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3504 I only LOOK like I am being made from Peanuts 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3505 Oh! No! Planters is doing me in, again! 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3506 Never forget it; you’re working for ME! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3507 You know, I am probably as stale as our ad campaign... 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3508 Try as he might, Mr. Peanut could no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3509 Forgive me, but I'm happy to hear about your allergy! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3510 Alright. Here's the way this is gonna go, Dumbo. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3511 Let’s address the legume in the room 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3512 The other residents have become a shell of themselves since you moved in. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3513 Stop looking at me like that. You'll never lose any weight if you can't control your snacking. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3514 I know. I know. You've come for the rent. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3515 Don't I recall you have a peanut allergy? 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3516 I just dress fancy. Who you really want is the Monopoly man. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3517 You can call me Mr. Peanut. How shall I address you? 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3518 This just won't work Jumbo. You're an elephant and I'm an anthropomorphized old-fashioned gentlemen peanut. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3519 As a reminder, your peanut allergy isn't worth the risk. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3520 nuts about my shadow 1.1681 0.03442 119 99 20 0
3521 « Oh come on Larry, it’s not the peanuts that you hate it’s me. » 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3522 I've got COVID. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3523 Yikes! It's 'The Elephant in the Room!' 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
3524 Wait, wait, please. It is spelled 'pee-nut' because we taste like urine. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3525 Should we talk about the elephant in the room…peanut allergies. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
3526 You may call me Mr. Peanut. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
3527 Am I nuts, or is there an elephant in the room I can't ignore? 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3528 Looks like you're still in the room. 1.1680 0.03357 125 104 21 0
3529 Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner The elephant wouldn't want to eat me-ee-ee. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
3530 No Burt, today it’s about me in the room! 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3531 I may be just dinner to you but to everyone else I am Mr Dinner 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
3532 Are you the ghost of Christmas Future? 1.1679 0.04077 131 114 12 5
3533 Think of my children. You'll never forget the look on their faces. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
3534 But I'm a plastic peanut, a member of "Enemies of the Colon"! 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
3535 No cocktails. This is what happened to me the last time we got together 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
3536 Elephant in the room 1.1679 0.04218 131 115 10 6
3537 I hope you're just a pigment of my imagination. 1.1679 0.03955 137 119 13 5
3538 Alright, you've got me cornered. But we can work this out... 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
3539 Uh, I'm here for the Planter's commercial.... song-and-dance man, you see, not a, uh, peanut at all, if that's what you're thinking. This must be the Wild Kingdom auditions, eh? 1.1679 0.03205 137 114 23 0
3540 And over here you can see, Central Park!” 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
3541 Wow, I cast quite the shadow these days." 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
3542 From now on, you work for me. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3543 You say "husk" and I say "tusk". Husk, tusk, let's call the whole thing off. Sing it with me now... 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3544 You know, I’m not a real peanut. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3545 This peanut allergy thing is not my fault! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3546 Enough about me. Let's talk about you. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3547 Did you ever hear the one about the peanut in a tophat, QUICKLY LEAVING THE ROOM? 1.1667 0.03519 126 106 19 1
3548 What, you've never seen Fred Astaire in a peanut suite? 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3549 What the hell are you doing in my final advertisement?" 1.1667 0.03429 132 111 20 1
3550 Uh. Does anyone else see the elephant in the room? I was invited for dinner not to be dinner. 1.1667 0.04179 126 110 11 5
3551 Do not ask me again 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
3552 You don't work for peanuts; you work for me! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3553 You’re a shadow of the man your father was 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3554 This room isn't big enough for both of us! 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
3555 Don't eat me - I'm the original white shoe Republican! 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3556 This circus ain't big enough for the two of us." 1.1667 0.03506 114 95 19 0
3557 Am I any good? I assure you I've killed thousands. Your mouse problem will be a thing of the past. Just make sure you have the money ready." 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3558 Timothy died a long time ago Dumbo, I'm all that you got left. 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
3559 Stay cool. I'm a celebrity. Think how the tabloids'll play this. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
3560 All consumer requests must go through corporate,old chappie. 1.1667 0.04179 126 110 11 5
3561 Oh, yeah?! So mighty and ginormous?! You’re still peanuts to me! 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
3562 I may be a talking peanut, but at least I’m not the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3563 Sorry, this is the peanut gallery. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3564 High Noon 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
3565 So, you finally found me. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3566 Are we gonna talk about this or not? 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
3567 I warn you, 2024 will bring you great misfortune! 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
3568 I'm not nuts. This will be a dark elephant election. 1.1667 0.04179 126 110 11 5
3569 Have you forgotten who I am? 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3570 I’d like to think we could forget all about this little misunderstanding, but I know that’s not an option for you. 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
3571 You remember that I’m not an ordinary peanut, right? 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3572 You’re a nut. Get over it. Chew on that. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3573 I'm just an empty shell. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3574 I’m just a one trick peanut 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3575 Ok, we’ll call it the “venti” from now on. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
3576 That's one large metaphorical idiom. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
3577 We’ll make a deal. You don’t eat ME, I’ll sell you some of my colleagues. 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
3578 So we had a good time six months ago, why can’t you just forget me 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
3579 You're right, Big Fella. I am the peanut in the room. 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
3580 Look now - we had a deal. I get you the New York City apartment and you don't eat me. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3581 Okay, you've made your point! 1.1667 0.03346 138 116 21 1
3582 I feel like there is something we need to talk about. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
3583 Okay, we can talk about the affair. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3584 Let's address the elephant in the room - how did you push the correct button in the elevator? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3585 This isn't the base I wanted to attract. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3586 Class, we're choosing to ignore that. 1.1667 0.04060 138 121 11 6
3587 And here I thought you forgot about me.. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3588 I say Ol' Boy, how about we forget about all this... 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3589 Butter bing, butter boom! 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3590 Can we talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room? 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3591 Call me Bart. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3592 If you eat me now, I shall become more powerful than ever! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
3593 All right little guy, it’s about time to address the walking peanut in the room. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
3594 And I thought the elephant in the room was merely a cliche.. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3595 I do not appreciate your lightly salted behavior. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3596 Let’s both just choose to not address what’s in the room 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3597 Jerry! I need you here! NOW!!! 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
3598 No, you poor nearsighted chump, I'm Charlie McCarthy! 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
3599 I perceive the dark shadow of the coming times. 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
3600 YOU BUTTER NUT, RUN!!!! 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
3601 I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. 1.1654 0.03406 133 112 20 1
3602 How shall I address you?” 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
3603 Remember when I was the only symbol and mascot for nuts? 1.1654 0.04148 127 111 11 5
3604 Seriously, do you really want a reputation as one who assaulted peanuts? 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
3605 Yeah? Well nuts to you, buddy. 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
3606 We should really address THIS elephant in the room 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
3607 Guess I can ignore you no longer! 1.1654 0.03493 127 107 19 1
3608 Yeah, hard no. I can't embrace the Democratic party. 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
3609 I'm a Globe with a head and top hat! Have you forgotten. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3610 I NEVER said you should work for peanuts. 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
3611 ' I'm constipating you know' 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3612 Someone has to say it. You made my friends very uncomfortable before you ate them. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3613 Well... Nuts. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3614 and one and two one and two ..now jazz hands ! 1.1653 0.03491 121 104 15 2
3615 They call me Peanut, Mr Peanut. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3616 I’m guessing you are not here for the view. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3617 Ideas anybody? Lupin? Mr. Bond? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3618 I need to rearrange that coat rack 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3619 Mr. Elephant” - Mr. Peanu 1.1653 0.03288 121 103 17 1
3620 No worries little guy. I prefer circus peanuts. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
3621 I refuse to submit to the elephant in the room." 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3622 I thought we agreed that it was my turn to be the elephant in the room. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3623 I know I've been written off and roasted - but, you'll never forget me! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3624 Elephant in the room, say hello to peanut in the shell. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3625 What do you say we both just forget this ever happened? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3626 Ok, in the next round, you get to be low-cost and I get to hide under the rug. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
3627 No, I cannot give you peanut butter. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3628 Oh my, I didnt realise it was a fine dining event! 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
3629 It’s not just a metaphor! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3630 I’d rather not talk about it. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3631 I had a nightmare about this. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3632 You don't qualify to be my "elephant in the room". 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3633 I’m only a peanut to you, but people around the world know and love me! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3634 Not your ordinary Trump rally. 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
3635 Butter me up and call me Brittle, sir. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3636 I think it’s time we recognize the situation… 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3637 Can't you see, sir, I'm a gentleman, not a peanut. Not edible, so let's be frends. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3638 How did you get in this office? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3639 Just forget it. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3640 And you think it's hard being the elephant in the room. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3641 So we meet again, my old enemy. Want to go for No Tusks At All? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3642 Won't you give me two steps. Just two steps mister. Two steps towards the door 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
3643 My therapist says worrying about you just feeds your need for power. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3644 For your information, it's MISTER peanut! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3645 I am tired of running. I am tired of looking over my shoulder. We end this now... 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3646 Which pronouns do I use to address you? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3647 AAHHH, Yes! And You must be 'The Elephant in the Room.' 1.1645 0.03668 152 132 15 5
3648 Am I nuts? Not a chance, but I digress. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
3649 Let me go, and I'll see to it that you get all the peanuts you need, forever! 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
3650 Have you been in the butter again? 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
3651 One more step and I’ll pump you full of allergens. 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
3652 You may be big and obvious, but I'm still Mr. Peanut to you! 1.1642 0.03382 134 113 20 1
3653 It was Disney who named you Dumbo. I was just a sponsor in the movie 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
3654 Shadow work? What a circus.” -Michelle Dewey, Centreville, M 1.1642 0.03382 134 113 20 1
3655 I may be nuts but I just can't seem to get past the elephant in the room 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
3656 Big empty room, looks perfectly safe. 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
3657 Please move back; I have an elephant allergy! 1.1642 0.03991 134 117 12 5
3658 I seem to be in the wrong room. 1.1642 0.03382 134 113 20 1
3659 Step back, I say! I am NOT the Mr. Peanut you want. 1.1641 0.03468 128 108 19 1
3660 I was expecting the room to be bigger. 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
3661 Forget about me. I'm just full of hot air. 1.1641 0.03468 128 108 19 1
3662 Don’t forget your peanut allergy Dumbo. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3663 Some fool on social media thought you liked me. What a circus. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3664 The only solution is to unionize. 1.1641 0.03468 128 108 19 1
3665 Mr. Peanut breaking the ice: 'So, how do you feel about being in the room? 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
3666 The tables have turned, my friend: management has decided to "eat the elephant one bite at a time" 1.1641 0.04117 128 112 11 5
3667 What were we supposed to discuss? I forgot. 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
3668 This is gonna be nuts. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3669 Honey, we really need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1641 0.03468 128 108 19 1
3670 You got to be kidding. I’m on the sixth floor, and there’s no elevator! 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3671 Hello, my name is Mr. Mouse. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3672 If you lived here you’d be home by now 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
3673 For once, I’m not the most awkward thing in the room 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3674 Now who is the elephant in the room? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3675 Please, I can do butter 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
3676 It's not my fault! I can get you Ozempic! 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
3677 No, I love YOU more. 1.1639 0.03366 122 102 20 0
3678 The end is nigh. I should’ve addressed you when I had the chance. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3679 You and I have an appointment with destiny. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
3680 The is NOT what I meant! 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
3681 …Mister Elephant. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3682 If you come out peacefully with your trunk up, you can have my wife. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3683 Well, I said I wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley, but it turns out a hotel hallway isn’t any better. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
3684 Ah, old friend. Has 100 years passed already?” 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3685 Buzz off dude. This is just a costume. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3686 You've become a shadow of your former self and it drives me nuts. 1.1638 0.03451 116 97 19 0
3687 I’m just a peanut standing here in front of you …. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3688 I'm not sure you really want to try and digest my monicle. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3689 My top hat will give you indigestion 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3690 Wait a minute, you don’t want to spoil your dinner, do you 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3691 Well, well, well. If it isn't the proverbial elephant in the room. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3692 This isn't what I imagined when I accepted your invitation for cocktails. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3693 It's always 'the elephant in the room'! But what about me? What about Mr. Peanut?" 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3694 Peanut allergies are more common than you think! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3695 Let's just pretend to ignore each other. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3696 Now see here, my dashing good looks do not make me a snack! 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
3697 I'm rich and you're allergic, so let's talk business. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
3698 I am suddenly feeling like I need to break out of my shell....NOW! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3699 Look man, I'm sorry, ok?! Hear me out, my goodness, SHE CAME ON TO ME!! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3700 I suppose I finally will be forced to address the elephant in the room. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3701 If you don't eat me, I'll give up the mouse. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3702 Oh Shit!! 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3703 It's me, Mr. Peanut! Don't tell me you forgot! 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3704 I think it's time we talked about the peanut in the room. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3705 I hate to say this, but, I have to address the elephant in the room 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3706 How Mr. Peanut got shell-shocked 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3707 The GOP aims for a showdown in Georgia. 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3708 I've been meaning to get that hall light fixed. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3709 It wasn’t me, Ron, honest! C’mon, Ron, it was the Mouse! Ron! Ron…..!! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3710 While it is true that the apartment may come accompanied by a tenant presenting a minor challenge, rest assured, such obstacles are but fleeting nuances on the path to a triumphant property turnover." #flipping #flips #realestateinvestin 1.1635 0.03665 159 139 14 6
3711 When I was a young peanut, it was easy to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3712 Careful Now! I’m a peanut with a hat trick! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3713 Back away Big Boy and take that hungry look with you! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3714 Miss me? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3715 Well, the elephant in the room is that I'm not a mister at all... 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3716 Did you know peanuts are actually really high in fat? 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3717 I thought I was being headhunted for my sales 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3718 Um, but I thought, if you pay peanuts, you get MONKEYS? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3719 When you said you could deshell a peanut man on Fifth Avenue and get away with it, I didn't think you were being serious! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3720 My name? Er... Charlie Brown 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
3721 We can't be in the room at the same time! 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
3722 My dear sir, I’m merely the promoter of that OTHER kind of peanut. 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
3723 Addressing the elephant in the room to a horrified Mr. Peanut. 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
3724 Oh,no! You aren’t part of the peanut gallery, are you? 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
3725 Peanuts could help with your weight problem 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
3726 I need you to just let me go. Though I somehow don't think that'll happen. 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
3727 You wouldn't happen to be allergic, would you? 1.1628 0.03698 129 113 12 4
3728 I'm not worried, he has an allergy. 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
3729 It is the peanut in the room, stupid! 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
3730 Just forget about it already! You're driving me nuts! 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
3731 I guess I must address you! 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
3732 Let's not go nuts here, I'm nothing fancy - hey did you know that I'm actually a legume? ... Look, a mouse! 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
3733 Even though I walk in the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
3734 I don't think you're ready for that conversation... 1.1628 0.02868 129 111 17 1
3735 I know I’m paranoid and should probably address the elephant in the room 1.1628 0.04087 129 113 11 5
3736 O,K.,so you are what you are, but make room for me! 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3737 I'm really a Nutter-Butter 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
3738 I’m sure you’re not forgetting, you have a severe peanut allergy! 1.1626 0.03628 123 107 13 3
3739 #me too 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3740 And I promise I'll bring a thousand of my friends. 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3741 I take mental health very seriously! But ontologically, my kids are ‘those little nuts’. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
3742 Forget it Jumbo- I’m still patent protected. 1.1626 0.03341 123 103 20 0
3743 Come on, Donald, time for your daily walk in the sun; 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3744 DUN DUN DUMBO! 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3745 Wait, Wait ! There’s room in this world for both of us to be called “Jumbo” 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3746 You really need to learn how to play hide and seek, Charles. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
3747 I see there's no hiding from the elephant in the room 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3748 This is a formal occasion. You need spats. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
3749 Jumbo, we're downsizing, and replacing you with a monkey. 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3750 Take a picture, it will last longer." James Arter, Columbus, Ohi 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3751 Let’s just ignore it. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
3752 I thought you guys meant the last quarter’s sales’ figures when you said we needed to address “the elephant in the room”… let’s be reasonable, now… 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3753 That's where you're wrong. I'm not a peanut, I'm a mouse! 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3754 Before you take another step,you should know that I am a registered deadly allergen” 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3755 Why yes, I do seem taller in person. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3756 So...what are your thoughts on the Middle East situation? 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3757 Lucky for me that elephants eating peanuts is an old wives tale. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3758 P-please, let's just think about this. I can get you millions of peanuts! 1.1624 0.03424 117 98 19 0
3759 You won't like me. I'm low sodium. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3760 Ok, one more tax break and then we are through! And I really mean it this time...you scare me! I...I wish I knew how to quit you.... 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3761 Look, I'm sorry about the whole "Jumbo" thing in middle school... why don't we just try to forget about this? 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
3762 I think we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3763 Despite successfully dodging two peanut-farmer presidents, no longer could Mr. Peanut avoid the elephant in his room. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3764 How would you like a large peanut up your nose? 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3765 Are you sure that you're not allergic to peanuts?" Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3766 So, we meet again! I hoped you had forgotten me. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3767 I am not surprised that you remember me… 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3768 Spare my life, and I’ll lead you to a whole warehouse of peanuts! 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3769 This is dumb, bro. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3770 No one’s talking about the peanut in the room. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3771 The obvious mistake you made was that the murderer ate their victims. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3772 Gulp! So I need to confirm you have a peanut allergy right? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3773 I was booked for the Democratic National Convention. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3774 Damn it. There’s an elephant in the room. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3775 And I am sure you won't forget, it is MISTER Peanut 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
3776 You know I have an elephant allergy. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3777 May I offer you a banana? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3778 We meet again, my old enemy, but this time, the advantage is mine! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3779 What if I told you I was a circus peanut..? 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
3780 Hey there big guy—have you perchance seen Mrs. Peanut? 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
3781 I’m here to discuss shadow banking for my shell company 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3782 ‘Any last words?’ Well, it’s now DOCTOR Peanut. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3783 Remember, you’re a herbivore…oh, wait… 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3784 'Because I could not stop for Death' 1.1615 0.04057 130 114 11 5
3785 I just hope you aren’t hungry! 1.1615 0.03752 130 112 15 3
3786 The Surgeon General reports that peanuts are Injurious to your health - even just one! 1.1615 0.03752 130 112 15 3
3787 If you want any free peanuts, you must leave the room. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
3788 How do you think I (in italics) feel - being The Peanut in the Room! 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3789 Hey Peanut,do you want to go for a walk? 1.1615 0.03752 130 112 15 3
3790 Spare me and I’ll tell you where the others are hiding. 1.1615 0.03752 130 112 15 3
3791 There's a fly on the wall. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3792 Look...I know what you're thinking about me...so I'm just gonna say it... 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
3793 Look, I'm just the marketing guy. I don't have any product and I'm not the product. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3794 Mr. Peanut finally decides to deal with the elephant in the room. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3795 Linda, there's an intern in my office asking for the peanuts he worked for! 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
3796 Sure we can afford the rent but it is too small for us 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3797 Why am I the only one talking about this? 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3798 How did you remember where I live?! Oh right… 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3799 Now just wait a second--I know some shelled peanuts I would be happy to introduce you to. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3800 Excuse me, I’m looking for my wife. Have you seen her? 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3801 Now, more than ever, Virginia wished she was a Runner. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3802 Sometimes you feel like a...sometimes you don't? 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3803 Yes, it's me! Mr. Peanut! I thought you remembered everything! 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3804 Are you actually in the room? 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3805 I’m ready to let legumes be legumes. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3806 No! I am Mr. Peanut your realtor, not Mr. Peanut your lunch. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3807 ...Now, just a moment; does it matter that I do indeed, see the elephant in the room !!! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3808 You can’t have peanuts, remember”? 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3809 Now...Now, you already know that YOU NEVER FORGET that you only like the SMALL ones! 1.1613 0.03216 124 106 17 1
3810 So….. Have you seen what’s going on at the border? 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3811 I suppose you know that peanuts are fattening? 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3812 Israel just walked into the room 1.1613 0.03316 124 104 20 0
3813 You’re so funny, you’re cracking me up 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3814 *Note to self'...... Avoid being junk in his trunk.... 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
3815 Oh no, they were right: You remembered me! 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3816 You're not quite the right image for spokesmodel of our brand. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3817 You leave me no choice but to attack you with my salty words.” 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3818 I spy with my little eye… 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3819 Riddikulus!! 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3820 It was then that Mr Peanut realized that the elephant in the room was the actual elephant in the room. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3821 I hope you have a peanut allergy?! 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3822 Get in the trunk.” @newyorkercartoons @lonniemillsa 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3823 Hold on. Hold on. I gotta two big handfuls of guys just like me in my pocket. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
3824 It’s really an epipen, it just looks like a cane. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
3825 Come any closer Dumbo and you'll see what this cane is really for! 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3826 Not the first time I’ve been a-salted… 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3827 That nutcase says the elephant in the room is what? Phooey on his claim of warmer weather and sea level rise! 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
3828 Did they tell you there wouldn't be elephants in the room too? 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3829 This is not peanuts… 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3830 I know our quarterly sales are underperforming but how about we discuss the literal elephant in the room? 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3831 I'm trying to pin down if this work of art is a white elephant 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3832 Now go and do my bidding, GOP 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3833 This is what happens when Mr. Peanut sees the elephant in the room. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3834 So... If you think I'm just another high priced peanut you have another thing coming there Jumbo. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3835 Kamikaze Peanut Surrenders Self, Delivering Anaphylactic Shock to Hubristic Pachyderm 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3836 I'm just a kid trick-or-treating, but a really angry Mr. Peanut is right behind you." 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3837 I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3838 I am sorry, but you’re in wrong Party to go to this Party. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
3839 You wouldn’t eat a guy with a monacle on would you ? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3840 I must warn you, I have a black belt in several martial arts. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3841 I don’t care if I can’t see. Bifocals would look ridiculous on me! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3842 Let’s dispense of formalities while I grab some salt. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3843 Don't come any closer. This cane is a lot more than a peashooter. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3844 I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3845 Who let the dogs out? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3846 I'm a little salty 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
3847 Don’t worry mister, I have a level 3 allergy. Please leave. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3848 Just so you know, I’m not a real peanut. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3849 Now let’s not do anything nuts 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3850 Oh...you're here. I was hoping you would forget about me. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3851 Nobody told me you were allergic - in fact, nobody mentioned you at all! 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3852 To some, the elephant in the room is not so easily ignored 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3853 What have you done with my trophy wife? 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3854 And here I thought you’d forgotten about me. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3855 I only play a peanut on television! 1.1603 0.03395 131 111 19 1
3856 I learned in science class that elephants don’t eat peanuts. I sure hope this guy was paying attention! 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
3857 An elephant never forgets. 1.1603 0.03395 131 111 19 1
3858 I'd be careful, I know mice that live in the meth district. 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
3859 Alright,fine. I’ll get the damn eye surgery. I know it’s peanuts compared to what I make. 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
3860 There seems to be a large, elephant shaped hole in your drawing 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
3861 As I told you before, you have a nut allergy. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
3862 Indeed but I'm the peanut in the room 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3863 Are you the one who got Chuckles the Clown? 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
3864 Really, Jumbo? Tusk, tusk, tusk. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
3865 No, that was just another publicity stunt. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
3866 I take it I am addressing the elephant in the room? 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
3867 Just so you know, I'm only the shell of a man I used to be. 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
3868 Surely you realize many of my attributes belong to no particular food group. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3869 Worst Air B&B ever! 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
3870 If I don't mention it maybe it'll go away. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
3871 OK relax, I just want to know where I can find a monocle and a top hat.” -Jon Torpey Jamestown, N 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
3872 I know what you're thinking, but eating the rich is just empty calories. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
3873 Oh,so you really are in the room. I thought you were fake news!!! 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
3874 Okay, where's my family? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3875 Always knew you were lurking in the corner.... 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3876 It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rot-ten la-st night . . . 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3877 Well played Tiny... I suppose there really is no escaping the YOU in the room... 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3878 I have a feeling both of us will never forget this encounter. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3879 You’re holding me responsible for your kid’s allergies? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3880 I suppose it had to come to this. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3881 please, I put on your silly costume and did your dance. Just give me jam back and well leave. No question asked. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3882 If you'll notice, I'm fully dressed and have a date waiting. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3883 Maybe she was allergic to the Thai spicy noodles and not me 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3884 One sniff of me is instant anaphylaxis for you Buster! 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3885 The WHAT in the room? ... Mrs Peanut? 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3886 Don't even begin to think about it you big fat+ Bozo. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3887 Tell me angel, is heaven chunky or creamy? 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3888 Don't look, but there's a mouse behind you. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3889 Please leave in your own time. No need to step on it. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3890 The Elephant in the room doesn't mean you! 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3891 because Washington is a circus… of course that’s why they asked us here. For confirmation. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3892 Stay back! There’s a mouse under this hat! I swear! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3893 Don’t be ridiculous you preposterous pachyderm, can’t you recognize a costume when you see one? 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
3894 It would be prudent for me at this juncture to address the rather large pachyderm in the room" 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
3895 I said, CALL ME MISTER! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
3896 It just a ruse to make up for make up for how hollow I am on the inside. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
3897 Something about the lighting in this room makes me uncomfortable 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
3898 Please, I'm brittle! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
3899 Kelsey suite? Two doors down. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
3900 That’s funny; I’m here to see them because of hallucinations like you. 1.1593 0.03458 113 95 18 0
3901 Ah, Mr. Jumbo, my nemesis. We meet at last! 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
3902 I'm not the edible kind.... 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
3903 It's time to address the question that no one wants to ask 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
3904 Elephant in the room, we meet at last 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
3905 Sorry! Did I get the date wrong. Where are the other guests? 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
3906 As God is my witness, as God is my witness you're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be a Republican. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
3907 I’m only going to say this once so try and remember. Who’s your daddy? 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
3908 I have a proposal…. 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
3909 Listen. I only spread that rumor because I wanted EVERYONE to like me. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
3910 But surely my peanuts mean nothing to your Super PAC. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
3911 Don't act hasty. I'm good friends with Chester Cheetah and Tony the Tiger. 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
3912 The elephant in the room is consuming me 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
3913 I want to remind you that elephants don't eat peanuts 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3914 Can't we just forget this ever happened? Oh... 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3915 Perhaps I am not the right person, but someone needs to address the elephant in the room. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3916 No way. You have to be a nut to be afraid of shadows. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3917 I am trying to write a caption for this but it’s hard to ignore the… 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3918 The Cracker Jacks are in the next room but there is no prize. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3919 Ok, ok. I didn’t know about the allergies. I’m leaving. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3920 Stay back! You may be allergic! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3921 Ah, so now Vecna comes disguised as an elephant! Stranger thing, indeed! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3922 Perhaps we should address the shell-ephant in the room... 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
3923 Do you realize how uncomfortable my shells are underfoot? 1.1587 0.03268 126 106 20 0
3924 I just hope you've heard of the ubiquitous peabut allergy?! 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
3925 Be warned that I’m a packing peanut. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
3926 No, Mr. Peanutbutter is my father 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
3927 But what'll we do for an encore? 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
3928 Why isn't my elephant in the room pink? 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
3929 Nuts! Why did I get the skyrise apartment with an elephant sized elevator?? 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
3930 I know you’re dangerous, but I’m a slave to my desires. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
3931 As a former president, I don't think peanuts of your morals. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3932 Just hold on, you might be allergic. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3933 Forget it--I'm too tough a nut to crack, Jumbo! 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3934 Wanna see me do the ol’ soft shoe’? 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3935 I have registered my discomfort with the dean's office. Please tell me you're not the dean. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3936 You can forget it. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
3937 Eating peanuts containing aflatoxins can damage elephant livers. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3938 I should warn you I’m infected with aflatoxin and this will be your last peanut. Is it worth it? 1.1583 0.03346 120 101 19 0
3939 And I don't mean that metaphorically!! 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3940 It's important to acknowledge that elephants don't eat peanuts 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
3941 I heard your discrete, and there’s a nut I need cracked 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
3942 I knew you’d never forget your love for me. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3943 Who ever said the peanut gallery would be the one to address the elephant in the room?! 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3944 Oh sorry I didn't know someone was in the bathroom. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
3945 A plus-sized angel wielding an alpine horn and a carrot? The Prophecy! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3946 you wanna get into The New Yorker, kid ? …. you’re nuts ! “ 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3947 Am I to assume that negotiation is out of the question? 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3948 Before you go... 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
3949 Let's blow this joint. My knees are killing me. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3950 I guess it's time to talk about you. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3951 I'm Mr Peanut and I am for DISPLAY purposes, only! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3952 I say, fine fellow. Surely we can reach a mutually beneficial compromise. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3953 CALL ME, MR. P! 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3954 Yee HOO HOO my CURSED CANE speaks in ELEPHANT SILHOUETTE ONLY 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
3955 If you know what's good for you, you'll back off. I'm a tailless, female, cross-dressing mouse. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
3956 Alright, alright...they're just props but I'm still cultured. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3957 Good evening, Mr. Peanut. You've arrived just in time. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3958 Well if we’re not pointing out the elephant in the room… 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3959 I may be nuts but I thought it best to address you here… 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3960 if I ignore the elephant in the room, he may not eat me 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
3961 Now, let's not turn this into a class conflict. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
3962 Shell shocked! 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
3963 But first, we should address the 'elephant in the room'. 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
3964 At last, I have found The Elephant in the Room! 1.1575 0.03432 127 108 18 1
3965 Don’t forget me when I’m gone 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
3966 In a nutshell, peanuts are an unhealthy food choice for elephants." You won't forget that, will you?" 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3967 It's funny just the way it is! 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
3968 Yes, I’m the peanut in the room. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3969 I don’t suppose it would help if I told you I’m AI generated? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3970 Remember me? I remember you. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3971 I own a handful of Manhattan Penthouses 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3972 STOP! As owner of the world's largest peanut company, I'm prepared to offer a full year's supply of our most popular assortments. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3973 Didn’t I tell you guys that I’m allergic to elephants? 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
3974 Grow some hooves, and say "hee-haw," and we'll talk. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
3975 wish my dad could be here 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3976 I was told to take the A/C train to DUMBO. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3977 You will see, once you are in the room you count for peanuts! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
3978 Something looms whenever I begin to discuss the circus and how I lost vision in my right eye." "It's like there's a rhinoceros in the room. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3979 Well I’m willing to talk about you, and how I feel threatened. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3980 No, I'm not cracking up. There's nobody here. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
3981 I just said I was here. Never said I had enough for you! 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3982 At least I'll be remembered. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
3983 Suddenly Mr. Peanut wished he had stayed on the moon when he had hitched that ride with Alan Shepard. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3984 We finally meet, DumBond. You MI6 are driving me nuts. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3985 Forget something? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3986 Are you sure you want to mess with Mrs. Peanut? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3987 Please let him be allergic 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3988 That only happens in the movies, right? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3989 It's a monocle, buddy-I'm not even half ignoring you." 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
3990 And thus falls the house of Peanut. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
3991 Jeez. You scared the crap out of me Dumbo. How long have you been standing there? 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
3992 There are people who know where I am, and will miss me. 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
3993 I implore you to reconsider- I am not what you think I am. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
3994 Me? I don't crack under pressure. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3995 I thought this White Elephant party was virtual. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3996 I hoped you had forgotten about me by now. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
3997 I am not an animal! And, well, I'm not a human being either. I'm a peanut with a monocle and a top hat who walks with a cane. 1.1565 0.03513 115 100 13 2
3998 Wh-what do you mean the allergy test was negative?! 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
3999 Are you hungry or angry 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4000 hopefully with this disguise I’ll make it out alive 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
4001 I have Herpes! 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
4002 I see you made it out of the zoo as well. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4003 ‘I see you remembered our meeting Mr Font’… 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4004 I know who you are. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
4005 Well, it's not only the orange hair. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4006 Mrs. Peanut has never forgotten you. 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
4007 With those tusks, I guess you're Mr. Elephant? 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
4008 It’s a standoff 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
4009 Maybe if I close my eyes he won’t notice me! 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
4010 Can't you find it in your heart to forgive *and* forget? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4011 Either I'm getting a cataract or my chatbot is hallucinating. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4012 I feel that our expectations from this meeting are very different. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4013 Back off, buddy! Elephants in the room can't eat. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
4014 I guess you're here to deal with the fact that I'm really a legume. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
4015 I've voted Republican my whole life. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4016 Eat the rich" is more of a metaphorical slogan, not one to be taken literall 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4017 Ah, we meet again Jumbo Moriarty. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4018 Ah, Ah, okay. It's the peanut in the room. Is that better? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4019 Talk now? About what exactly? 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
4020 Our personal history is the, well I think you know the idiom I'm referring to. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4021 The name’s Mr Pay-Noot, nothing to do with “peanuts.” 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4022 Actually it’s Mr. Peanut, but you call call me whatever you like 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4023 Mandalay. 1942. Sparing you is the one thing that I wish I could forget. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
4024 Allergist: Mr. Peanut in a closed space, who's really the elephant in the room here? 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
4025 And they said there was no elaphants in the room. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
4026 OK, I'm in charge now. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
4027 Let me get through this commercial and then you eat the peanuts in the audience." 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
4028 If I don't acknowledge you, you won't eat me. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
4029 I know my nuts taste good, but let's not be rash here. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4030 The monocle and top hat? They're just for show. Peanuts is all I got. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4031 This exhibit needs a trigger warning. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
4032 If I’m an anthropomorphic peanut, Mr. Trump, you must be an anthropomorphic elephant. 1.1556 0.03772 135 118 13 4
4033 No one here but us legumes. 1.1556 0.03131 135 114 21 0
4034 Give it rest, that was years ago. 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
4035 Hungry? Gimme a minute and I'll get a large jar of my chums. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4036 Sorry, but I don't remember inviting you. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
4037 'We have smooth, crunchy, and 'Facing your Demons.' 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
4038 You wouldn’t snort a guy with a monocle, would you? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4039 Suddenly his life flashed in his mind. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4040 Okay, here's how we're gonna switch this up . . . 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4041 It’s time we address the 800 lb. presence in the room. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
4042 Well, fiddle-dee-dee MISTER Elephant! 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
4043 Greetings and salutations, good elephant. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
4044 But enough about me - let's talk about you. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
4045 That’s MISTER to you, sir. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
4046 Be afraid. Be very afraid. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
4047 I just need a little more time! The Clusters will be here! 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
4048 But that happened in kindergarten! 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
4049 ''Your whole image is very dark right now" 1.1552 0.03376 116 98 18 0
4050 My dear sir, the help has gone home and you've left quite the mess. Would you consider cleaning that up on your way out, old boy? 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
4051 I heard you were coming to town. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
4052 Thought I heard some heavy feet. Didn’t see ya without my monocle… Yeah, yeah it’s a bifocal, but it’s the smell that’s the real elephant in the room. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
4053 Mr. Peanut meets Mr. Elephant 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
4054 Jeez I'm just an advertising icon and only one, not enough for you anyway 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
4055 The new extraction technique will triple the peanut supply. I trust you'll see it through. 1.1550 0.03383 129 110 18 1
4056 Tell me Spirit, are you the ghost foretold to me? The ghost of Christmas yet to come? 1.1550 0.03383 129 110 18 1
4057 I sense your dark side this morning Clarence. Must I remind you of your deadly peanut allergy my friend? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4058 Tell me again what you bring to the brand. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4059 I knew they would eat the rich eventually. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4060 OMG !! The elephant in the room really is in the room !! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4061 Rule 1-No swimming in the pool after 9PM. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4062 I better sing and dance my way out of this one. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4063 You would love my friend Chester Cheetah. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
4064 Keep in mind that I am good friends with your mortal enemy, Steamboat Willie. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4065 Why am I always the one who has to bring up the elephant in the room? 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4066 You warned me not to come in here, but I thought that was just an expression. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
4067 I’m far too refined to be put up your nose. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4068 Yikes! It’s the shadow elephant in the room! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4069 Well sir. I never thought I'd meet the 'proverbial in the room. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4070 Unfortunately Mr. Peanut slowly affixed his monocle one time too many. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4071 When we said you’d be working for peanuts, I don’t think it what you had in mind 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4072 So it appears this is the elephant in the room. 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
4073 How did you know it was me? 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
4074 Sentient peanut, not just peanut! 1.1545 0.03470 123 105 17 1
4075 Are we really not going to talk about the peanut in the room 1.1545 0.03470 123 105 17 1
4076 Which makes me the peanut in the room. 1.1545 0.03470 123 105 17 1
4077 I'm sorry, nobody told me your wife was allergic 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
4078 I"m not a real peanut, so get los 1.1544 0.03888 136 120 11 5
4079 Unlike me, you're just a shadow of your former self. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
4080 Why should we care whether your brain is as large as my entire body? 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
4081 Too obvious, this is how every peanut horror movie starts. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
4082 I totally misunderstood the part about junk in the trunk. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4083 Look, pal, whatever they're paying you to rub me out, I'll double it. I got a LOT of peanuts. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4084 wow, this is nuts 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4085 Don't! You're allergic... 1.1538 0.03855 130 114 12 4
4086 It's time we addressed the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4087 So, I am the Peanut in the Room. What, may I ask, are you? 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4088 2 things you won’t see on college campuses. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4089 I don't know what your problem is but I'm outta here. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
4090 That bad form won't get him anywhere. (jan.22 issue) 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
4091 What exactly goes on at the peanut factory until half past ten?” 1.1538 0.03177 130 110 20 0
4092 I wish to address a sensitive subject. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
4093 I certainly hope this is a museum! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4094 I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. Hitchcock. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4095 Let's talk this over like civilized human beings. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4096 for poor elephants like you there are rich peanuts like me. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
4097 Which one of us is the elephant in the room? 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4098 When I signed up for euthanasia, this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4099 You work for me 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4100 Now I know what they mean when they say, ‘There’s an elephant in the room’ 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
4101 I'm just a shell of my former self. 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4102 What is this intervention you keep referring to 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4103 This town ain't big enough for both of us. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4104 I suppose you remember where the bathroom is? 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
4105 I don't trust the way you look at me since you quit Noom. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4106 I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque? 1.1538 0.03177 130 110 20 0
4107 I know it’s a lot to ask, but can we forgive and forget? 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4108 So you think I’m just a circus peanut, do you?! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4109 Wait! I’m not even honey roasted! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4110 Wow, I have a lot of issues. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4111 I think you’ll fine Topsy, I’m a tough nut to crack. 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
4112 Please don’t eat my family. They aren’t even seasoned. You want nuts? I can get any kind you want. A lifetime supply. Just leave my lil’ peanuts out of this. 1.1538 0.04153 130 116 8 6
4113 You can't eat me today 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
4114 No one mentioned there'd be an elephant in the room. 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
4115 Look. Neither of us wants to get hurt. 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
4116 Just asked a question. Never thought,ChatCPT would get real. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4117 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4118 May we take a moment to discuss this. 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
4119 Thank God you're not pink, I'd know I was nuts if you were pink. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4120 I really should have done more shadow work! 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4121 Surely you recognize that socially I am well above being eaten. 1.1532 0.03347 124 108 14 2
4122 Beautiful weather we're having. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4123 Let’s discuss this as civilised creatures. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4124 No matter how high I climbed, I think I always knew it was headed towards this old friend. 1.1532 0.03248 124 105 19 0
4125 How dare you address the peanut in the room! 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4126 I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4127 Apparently there's been a mixup. I'm scheduled to make an appearance at a 7 year old's birthday 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
4128 Mr. Peanut is now in the room. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4129 What if I call you Mr. Elephant and you call me Mr. Peanut and we'll call it even. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4130 And here I thought that I'd escaped my all consuming preoccupation. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4131 An elephant allergic to peanuts? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4132 I'll see your elephantine bulk, and raise you a peanut allergy. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4133 He saw now, his saucy, ill-timed joke about the overweight mama elephant was a mistake. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4134 I’ve lived a rich life since you inhaled my whole family at the zoo. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4135 It's my doppelganger!" 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4136 Did you really think that you could hide from me forever? 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
4137 Sometimes the elephant must be recognized." Gulp! 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4138 Hey Tusk, let’s settle this like gentlemen. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4139 This wasn't a tough nut to crack. I've rumbled you, you're the killer! 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
4140 You crack me up. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4141 My apologies, I was told you wouldn’t be here. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4142 Stop right there! I’m warning you that elephants may have deadly peanut allergies! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4143 Salted or unsalted? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4144 I recognize the elephant in the room. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4145 Feel free to address the peanut in the room. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4146 Allow me to introduce myself. I am the elephant in the room. 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
4147 You say you want ME to provide trumpet lessons? 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
4148 I just can’t talk about this right now. 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
4149 A donkey is the traditional symbol, but this better represents the current leadership. 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
4150 Goodness! It's just you. You scared the nuts out of me! 1.1527 0.03978 131 116 10 5
4151 Geez Ella, You’re so small, I need a magnifying glass to see you … 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
4152 Of COURSE you're not just a silhouette of my marketing campaign! 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
4153 You can run, but you chant jump 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
4154 and a 'Five, Six, Seven, Eight!' 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
4155 Bo! Please Bo! Gimmie another week. Just one more week! 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
4156 s ‘You wouldn’t eat a guy with glasses would you?’ 1.1525 0.03324 118 100 18 0
4157 It may not have been love, but I thought is was consensual. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
4158 My dear pachyderm,you seem a mere shadow of your former self. A snack,perhaps? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
4159 Wow, you put on a lot of Covid weight 1.1525 0.03324 118 100 18 0
4160 Pardon me, I didn't see the elephant in the room. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
4161 So we meet again, the elephant in the room, and the talking peanut.. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4162 Whoops! Had I known,I would have gone in another door. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4163 Okay, okay. Just act normal. Let’s not Plant any ideas in his head. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4164 It's cool, we're good. You can just call me Peanut. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4165 I assure you the Nutmobile is fully warranted. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4166 The house rules say no stomping late at night and absolutely no peanut shells." 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4167 I sure hope that’s a costume. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4168 You tested positive for a peanut allergy. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4169 ‘The elephant knew that he’d been herbivore’ BECAUSE ELEPHANTS DONT EAT PEANUTS 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4170 I’d like to address the peanut in the room…. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4171 You’re not the pistachiore I paid for 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4172 Give? 1.1523 0.03609 151 133 13 5
4173 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4174 The end of the road at last, eh, Jumbo? 1.1522 0.03154 138 120 16 2
4175 It’s time we addressed the peanut in the room, as Mister. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
4176 A whole new definition to PEAnut… 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
4177 Don't worry - you're safe - nut allergy and all.... 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
4178 Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mister Peanut, I expect you to die! 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
4179 Don't even THINK about it, Buster! 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
4180 My name is Mr. P and I'm a Pachydermophobic. 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
4181 Your elephant in the room malarkey won’t put me off Peanut. I want you! 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
4182 So you've finally sniffed me out. 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
4183 I know how you feel. Nobody ever mentions that I'm 'Doctor' Peanut. 1.1520 0.04259 125 112 7 6
4184 Don't take it out on me. I'm just Marketing. You just need to talk to Finance on 15 about prices. 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
4185 Well well well, we meet again. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4186 You must be the elephant in the room! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4187 To think…I was going to donate. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4188 I'm..(gulp)..I'm full of aflatoxin. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4189 I always knew you'd come for me one day... 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4190 I think they're on to us. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4191 I will not be ignored 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4192 please! do not phart 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4193 The Proverbial Elephant in the Room, I presume? 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4194 Sir! If you are here to accost me, I must warn you that I am on many a police wanted sheets for my "a-salts". 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
4195 I don’t want to continue to ignore the elephant in the room. Stories of my demise were greatly exaggerated. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4196 But it isn't even baseball season! 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
4197 So Jumbo, we meet again! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4198 My clients are ready to negotiate a settlement but not for peanuts. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4199 It doesn't take a sixth sense to know that seeing a dead advertising icon does not bode well for your hero's glitzy brand.. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4200 I swear, I never told anyone you work for me! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4201 Lose the top hat little man, I’m starving. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4202 No, YOU'RE in the room. I'M all in your mind. 1.1518 0.04610 112 101 5 6
4203 I am the gentleman from Planters and who may I ask is the "elephant in the room". 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4204 I assume you're the kid's allergy to me. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4205 Really, you’re not so tough. One small mouse flips this situation on its head. I’m not afraid of you. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4206 First, you admit you exist, and then you can eat me. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
4207 In 1916, I might have voted for you. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4208 Ah, Babar, I thought is was you whose been following me. I would recognize that trunk anywhere. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4209 Remember you promised .. no hidden cameras. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4210 Wait, wait. What if I said I oppose the Farm Bill, too? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4211 I'm an old nut. I won't taste very good. 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
4212 Uh, don’t you remember? You have a peanut allergy. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4213 I, for one, feel it's high time we addressed this issue. 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
4214 I been waiting for you John Elephon 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
4215 Think twice before you… I’m a celebrity, y’know ! 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
4216 I think we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4217 Me thinks me time is up 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4218 And this will be the last stop of our tour. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4219 What I hope we have here is an ability to communicate. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4220 Great, the one guy I can’t pay off to forget he ever saw me. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4221 Elephants don’t really like peanuts! 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
4222 The generic peanuts are in a meeting. You’ll have to come back. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
4223 Yes, but if you get the job, nobody will ever want to talk about it. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
4224 Smooth your tone with me…This salty tongue is driving me nuts ! 1.1513 0.03298 119 101 18 0
4225 I swear, just one more week all's I need. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4226 And I know the guys at the chip company sent you here kill me. Probably told you to make it look like a freak accident. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
4227 Don't be deceived by my appearance. I'm an empty shell. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4228 What are we not going talk about now? 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4229 Leave it to me to get the room that really has an elephant in it! 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4230 It’s me, I’m in the room. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4231 I'm not nuts about that look on your face. 1.1511 0.03215 139 119 19 1
4232 Too often we overlook the ability of the elephant to navigate stairs and doorways when stalking its prey. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4233 Back off! I don't like product placement either! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4234 No, I'm really a mouse! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4235 Yeah. Well, I’m the legume in the room.” 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4236 I feel as though I should address you 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
4237 Are you okay? You seem a little... hungry. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4238 Now I know what they mean by "the elephant in the room." 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4239 Tell me where your friends are hanging out. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4240 I hate to mention the elephant in the room. 1.1508 0.03201 126 107 19 0
4241 Granted, you could eat me. But even a tiny crumb will attract mice… 1.1508 0.04227 126 113 7 6
4242 A good Republican doesn't t settle for peanuts. 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
4243 Let's address rules for the elephant in the room. 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
4244 Don’t eat me. You won’t remember how good I taste. 1.1508 0.03915 126 111 11 4
4245 The circus always comes back into town, Mr Peanut 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
4246 If you do this, you’ll leave me a shell of a man. 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
4247 Two former presidents walked into a bar. One skinny guy with a cane who was constantly falling over, and the other guy who sat at the bar and assaulted a woman while sipping a peanut collada. 1.1508 0.03663 126 112 10 4
4248 Sorry for using your denture, but I couldn't find my cane. 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
4249 Please be gentle, I’ve never paid to be stepped on before… 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
4250 A spacious one-bedroom, and just check out the view. 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
4251 I'm sorry, do you live in this building? 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4252 The uprising of the prolit-elephent. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4253 Ivory I understand but you've taken this ebony thing a bit too far! 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
4254 Oh,you again Mr. Allergen? 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4255 I'm just not ready to discuss it with you. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
4256 They better bury me in the monocle 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4257 Your coworkers seem to think you know something about the recent disappearances... 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4258 Don’t even think about it! I’m armed & dangerous. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4259 Goodness, you’re just a shadow of your former self. You should eat something. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4260 Oh shit, I hope he doesn’t remember me. 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
4261 ‘a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants’ #marytylermoore #chucklestheclown #ifykyk 1.1504 0.03619 133 116 14 3
4262 Please tell me that this is one of those times when you don't. 1.1504 0.03619 133 116 14 3
4263 Don’t waste your time - the years of indentured servitude to corporate America has left me empty inside. 1.1504 0.03773 133 117 12 4
4264 My name is Señor Maní. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
4265 Aw, nuts - I guess I should just address 'the elephant in the room'... Hi, imagine that I am a mouse! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4266 Don't forget we're friends. 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
4267 I’m sure we can offer you services that match your tastes 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4268 Okay, Okay, I am twice as much of fat than protein! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4269 I know what you're thinking and I have one word for you,"CASHEWS!" 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4270 Being the peanut in the room is less scandalous. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
4271 Listen,we agreed I'd be the brains of the operation,not the snack capiche? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4272 But first… let’s discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4273 subtle 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
4274 No you can't have a raise. Remember, you are working for peanuts. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
4275 What do they call you up there? 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4276 Oh. I didn't realize they meant literally. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4277 Time to address the elephant in the room. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
4278 You can't run forever, Mr. Peanis 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4279 Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch… 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4280 The peanut gallery observes the elephant in the room 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
4281 Dumbo! I’m a big fan, I love your work 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4282 But I’m an American icon! 1.1496 0.03178 127 108 19 0
4283 You plant me, I'll crunch. 1.1496 0.03178 127 108 19 0
4284 You may indeed be an elephant,but you're going to have to deal with me because I'm the peanut in the room. 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
4285 Don't even think about it Dumbo! 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
4286 I was told there would be no elephants? 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
4287 Are you claiming that we shorted you on peanuts? 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
4288 You have the audacity to call me the elephant in the room? Buddy look in the mirror 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
4289 I am not sure if I'm cracking up or if it's just my shell 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4290 Does it matter that I’m not roasted? 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4291 No. I will not check your breath. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4292 Shell we dance? 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4293 Not you, too? My wife's also claiming she has a peanut allergy! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4294 So I won the Wordle contest, now what do we do? 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4295 Can’t you wait ‘til we get to the ballpark? 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4296 A duel for the heart and soul of the Republican Party! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4297 Well, I think the elephant in the room is your inability to forget our insatiable attraction. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4298 I hear meat is delicious. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4299 The elephant in the room will now address me 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
4300 I'm here to address the elephant in the room, would that be you - good sir? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4301 I have never ignored you in the past and I am not about to do so now! 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4302 I wouldn’t suppose you’d be allergic to peanuts by chance? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4303 Let's not forget our manners. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4304 Oh, come on. Shadow-puppets again? 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
4305 Well, well, well. If it isn’t my old enemy, Mr. Snuffly Stomp-Stomp. . 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
4306 I thought you were here, but the kids told me you were a coffee table. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4307 Remember the days when we were friends at the Circus. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
4308 Let's address the elephant in the room... what the hell is a talking peanut doing here? 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
4309 You trying to butter me up? 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
4310 How about a democratic vote? 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4311 Let's talk about this. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4312 Peanut? I'm not a peanut. I'm an investment banker. Now, scram... 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4313 At very last my friend, you’re about to find out the hard way why corporate changed “Become One with the Nut” to “the Power of the Peanut.” 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4314 I'm a bigger elephant than you will ever hope to be. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4315 While the Mr. Elephant loved Mr. Peanut, Mr. Peanut never even seemed to look his way. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4316 peanut butter spread 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
4317 I hereby release my phantom fears. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4318 i’ve been expecting you…go on with it then 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4319 As you can see,this place has a great view,plenty of space,and is very private - say,are you OK? You're drooling all over the carpet! 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
4320 Be my friend?...Godfather? 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4321 Wait! This is just my Halloween costume! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4322 Wrong place,wrong time,unless he shops no-name brands! 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
4323 Clarence, would you please stop with this abhorrent shadow puppets. It's giving me shellburn. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4324 To my demise, I finally have to acknowledge the elephant in the room and transfer to the New Yorker 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
4325 "Don't eat any more peanuts! You're a shadow of your former self!" 1.1488 0.04008 121 107 10 4
4326 Now that you’re in the room, I’d like to talk about the divorce 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4327 So you want to eat me with immunity or impunity? 1.1488 0.03248 121 103 18 0
4328 So, what’s for lunch? 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4329 Oh, Baby Nut,” Mr.Peanut said, “What big ears you have. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4330 Peanut"? Egad, sir, no! I am a legume 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4331 honestly, your argument is irrelephant 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4332 Welcome take a room please 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4333 Without me sales drop, and your pals in zoos miss out on snacks. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4334 Peanut allergies are real my friend... 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4335 So you think you can hide using that costume, Circus Peanut. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4336 Oh, I'll just die in your trunk tonight... 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
4337 So you do remember the time my cane, top hat, and monocle stuffed up your trunk." 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
4338 Remember? I'm pretty salty! 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
4339 Gentlemen prefer brunettes. 1.1484 0.03155 128 109 19 0
4340 I thought the elephant in the room was metaphorical. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4341 But. . .Chiquita said. . . 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4342 Don't take another step closer, I've an elephant alergy. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4343 Surely you haven't forgotten about your peanut allergy. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4344 I should've known that celebrity spokesperson gig was a mistake. 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
4345 Let's be sure to keep our distance. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4346 That's the last time I agree to take in a rescue. Kids!? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4347 I believe that we have to talk about the elefant in the room 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
4348 Follow me and I will show you bins of millions of peanuts. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4349 Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4350 and when he woke up the monster was still there 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4351 You want a piece of me, Mr. Elephant? 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4352 Let's talk. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4353 Say, why don’t I butter *you* up, for a change. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4354 I guess we need to talk about Planters 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4355 Don’t be the obvious elephant in the room. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4356 I assure you this costume was actually processed in a nut free facility. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
4357 Just so you know, I'm not salted. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
4358 So the psychic was right... unless this was all a set up 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4359 People think I'm nuts to run but Biden is a shell of himself and Trump’s just a shadow 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
4360 Fella, I believe we could work out an agreement. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
4361 Your a shadow of yourself 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4362 Again, with the old chicken and egg routine. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4363 Oh, I could run for office! I ran for mayor of Vancouver in 1974. Don't believe me? Google it. Google "Vancouver Mayor Mr. Peanut." I'll wait. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
4364 You think I look like a hand-grenade? Try me. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
4365 Of course I’m going to address you. Just give me a moment. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4366 You know what else is old,stale & irrelevant? Deez nuts! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4367 I'm just a shell of a man. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4368 Oh! So it was you! (To the elefant in the room) 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4369 Fellow Republicans, we must address the elephant on the ballot. 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
4370 With your help we will soon crack this nut and put an end to this circus. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4371 Let's talk, I mean we're just a couple of random clichés stuck in a room together. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
4372 I trust you’ll show me the same courtesy you extended when we met at the Ringling Brothers show. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4373 'You wouldn't happen to have a peanut allergy? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
4374 Bad news: they were all out of extra-large top hats. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4375 So, maybe you’ve heard, 9 out 10 cardiologists say that eating peanuts leads to heart disease. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
4376 Peanut allergies are quite common, just saying . . . 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
4377 Whoa. So, no more zoo thing, huh? 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
4378 Let's first address the elephant in the room. Then your appetite. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
4379 I always feared I'd be assaulted. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4380 You have to have a scythe. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4381 I always knew it would end like this! 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
4382 You don't have to do this, 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
4383 I always thought ‘the elephant in the room’ was figurative. Hmmm, I didn’t plan for this. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
4384 Yes, I AM addressing you. 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
4385 Is this the room with the elephant? 1.1473 0.03320 129 111 17 1
4386 Or, I could show you to our gallery. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
4387 The hearing is across the street. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4388 Call me Ishmael 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4389 I always thought why I am wearing a top hat was the elephant in the room. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4390 Has anyone else noticed the elephant in the room? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4391 I don't know, but for some reason I'm feeling rather intimidated. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4392 I'm old-fashioned—we don't have to talk about it. 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
4393 The elephant in the room is actually hungry 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
4394 The shell of ones self meets the shadow of ones self. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
4395 Well, well . . . after all this time, we finally meet. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4396 Let's begin by addressing the peanut on the floor. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4397 Hard to ignore THIS.. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4398 Whoa, whoa, easy there, pal... whatever Charlie the Tuna is payin' you, I can pay double. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4399 I prefer to go by Mr. Peanut, how would you like to be addressed? 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4400 Can I have a drink of water first? I'm parched. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4401 The elevator here takes forever. 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
4402 I prefer to be crushed, not trampled. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4403 Surprisingly, the elephant in the room turned out to be the slightly off-center fireplace, not the tiny kitchen. 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
4404 I may look good to you now, but you’ll find out too late that my entire urinary system is toxic. 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
4405 Nice to meet you Dumbo, I'm Uncle Moneybags 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4406 STOP pretending you've forgotten how many of my ancestors you've murdered! 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4407 I say, old chap, no need to blow your own trumpet. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4408 You don't scare me. You only hurt political junkies who are dumber than the back end of a truck. I, on the other hand, hurt everyone with a peanut allergy 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
4409 You’re a shadow of yourself Dumbo - you need more protein. No…wait.. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4410 I was hoping the reason your here couldn't be summed up in a nutshell. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
4411 Someone said that there is an elephant in the room... 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
4412 You’ve certainly made a grand old circus of things. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
4413 You may think I’m just another peanut. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
4414 Read a Room 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
4415 s YIKES 😬 Your trunk really is enormous! And I really am just a peanut 😔 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4416 The chocolate sends his regards. 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
4417 I think i might pee myself, this is nuts! 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
4418 It's a good thing you are allergic to peanuts 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
4419 Before you do anything rash, you do realize that I am one of the last Republican doners in New York city. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
4420 You’re getting more of the black vote than any Republican since Lincoln. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
4421 Uh, I think I'm supposed to be in a different cartoon. Is this Dance Studio? 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
4422 Okay, I’ll concede. The power is in the pachyderm. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
4423 Yikes! Wrong room. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
4424 I suppose it was only a matter of time until they sent you.. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
4425 My only hope now is to just not even mention it." 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
4426 ‘I say, the lads over at marketing do enjoy a good ruse, don’t they?’ he thought to himself, reaching for the door. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
4427 Who said that!? 1.1462 0.03296 130 112 17 1
4428 Mr. Peanut's worst nightmare 1.1462 0.03954 130 116 9 5
4429 It was never personal, Jumbo. It was strictly business. 1.1462 0.03473 130 113 15 2
4430 Don’t talk about the elephant in the room 1.1462 0.03473 130 113 15 2
4431 Nuts... s 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4432 You may think I’m a nut but I am exceedingly salty! 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
4433 Please, Mr. Peanut, stay for dinner. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4434 Well my old nemesis, you'll never guess who just bought the circus. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
4435 Well that's not what I meant when I said "if elected I'll be addressing all my worse nightmares" 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4436 I suppose we should discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
4437 I'd invite you in, but I'm a bit salty today. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4438 Why are you looking at me like that? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4439 You've gotta ask yourself a question: with a peanut allergy, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4440 You have nothing on me. I'm the peanut in the room. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
4441 You’ll see, there definitely is a mouse here. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4442 Fear suddenly washed over the peanut gallery. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4443 I’m not sure if you heard, but the whole “elephants eat peanuts” thing is actually fake news. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4444 Nothing really hits the spot like ripe bananas. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4445 Dude, um, let’s talk 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4446 How'd he get in here? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4447 I pee-ed my nuts 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4448 You found me. Well now, don't I feel salty. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4449 Don’t think I need to unlock this character 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4450 I'm not going down without giving u some allergies 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4451 Sometimes you eat the pachyderm, and sometimes... 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4452 Test 1 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4453 Don’t talk about it. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4454 Hi mister peanut can I buy some peanuts? 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4455 You must be Nuts, said the elephant to his new room-share co-habitat! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4456 Just because Biden likes me you come here to threaten me?? 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4457 Yes, I am Mr. Peanut. But you can just call me "Butch" 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4458 Nick Saban retires and all the elephants start acting reckless. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4459 Why didn’t anyone warn me? 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4460 Requires no caption. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4461 No, no, I'm MISTER Peanut. Our interests are aligned. 1.1455 0.03377 110 94 16 0
4462 No, I am not a part of the official lunch. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4463 It seems the time has come to address the elephant in the room. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4464 Welcome home.” “Now I’m hearing voices? I must be going nuts.” 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4465 Don't expect me to swallow your politics. 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
4466 You're ignoring the elephant in the room," they said. "Ha," I said, "peanuts to that! 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4467 I HAVE TO WARN YOU, I AM ARMED. 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
4468 The poison peanut thing happened a long time ago--you found it, you ate it, get over it! 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4469 I know you would love to eat me but I’m leaving now. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4470 Why would I want the whole room black? 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4471 Well, nuts! This is tricky! 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4472 If you’re here for the roast, join the peanut gallery. 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4473 Consider your next move carefully, Dumbo, because I’m feeling kind of salty.” 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
4474 Um…is anyone going to address this? 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4475 Well, since you asked, yes, I am a little salty about having to address you being in the room… 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4476 Look me in my good eye and tell me you haven’t been shadowing me! 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
4477 So, we meet again, Mr. Bobo. 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
4478 Can I convince you that I’m more Mr than peanut? 1.1453 0.03157 117 102 14 1
4479 As I’ve said . I just don’t want to talk about it ! 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4480 Nut gonna lie. I think you’re too much. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4481 Well, Mr. Peanut, we meet again. s 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4482 I know I should be afraid, but honestly, this is just embarrassing for both of us 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
4483 You’ll never get away with it, I’m known all over the country! 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
4484 See that door near me? I'm a peanut with arms to open it and legs to run through it! 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
4485 I'm not a common ballpark snack. I'm a figurehead! 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
4486 Okay, El, before we get started, I’ve got my mouse right outside this door. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
4487 Is that a pistol in your trunk, or are you just glad to see me? 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
4488 I fear the shadow of death looms before me. 1.1452 0.03176 124 106 18 0
4489 Eh, still not the worst sales manager I've had 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
4490 You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
4491 What you could say instead is it doesn't very much.Can you remember that? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1450 0.03773 131 116 11 4
4492 You look hungry. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
4493 You may be the two ton elephant in the room but I'm the only talking peanut 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
4494 I feel we should be talking about the peanut in the room. 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
4495 I'm sorry I insulted you back in 1978, can't we just forget the whole thing? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4496 Trust me, I'm thoroughly spoiled 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4497 I'm a peanut in the room 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4498 Let's discuss the peanut in the room... 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4499 Well, this may not be Reichenbach Falls, but it will have to do. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4500 I'll have you know that I'm not an ordinary peanut to be truffled with. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4501 We need a new act; the circus just fired us. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4502 There is no way you are getting your own desk 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
4503 Sir! I dare say you are the proverbial “elephant-in-the-room”! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4504 I'm just a tiny pea nut, certainly not what you want. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4505 Diane,get me my copyright lawyer. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4506 The customers in the store are leaving because of all your stomping around. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4507 Don't even think of it, I have a cane. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4508 Mr Peanut: Huh? theres an obvious elephant in the room here.....How did it get in here? 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4509 I ment metaphorically, "Elephant in the room." 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
4510 Seems odd me saying this,but you're an empty shell. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4511 I know I can be salty, but I'll have you out of your shell in no time 1.1441 0.04215 111 99 8 4
4512 I'd like an obituary, please. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4513 I don’t want to state the obvious, but do you have any allergies I should be aware of before we proceed? 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4514 Fine, I'll go! How was I supposed to know that the birthday boy was allergic to peanuts? 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4515 i know you specified nuts,but will a legume with a monocle work? 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4516 Do you really think you'll like the taste of painted styrofoam, pipe cleaners and plastic bits? 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4517 Every time we watch our wedding videos I 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
4518 When you invited me for supper,I never dreamed that I would be supper 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4519 I've been expecting you. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4520 It's over. They're onto us. We can't use baby elephant labor to make our peanut butter anymore. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4521 I was assured this was going to be a "merger of equals..." 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4522 I seem to recall that you prefer unsalted. 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
4523 If you behave I won't hit you with my cane. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4524 I suspect you have peanut allergies so caveat emptor! 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4525 I'm going to go ahead and mention the, er... elephant in the room... 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
4526 I'll prove it with a tap dance 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
4527 Oh, God, I'm in trouble now! 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
4528 Misses Peanut wondered if this was just a phase, or the rest of their sex life. “Do it for the kids, save the marriage, it’s worth it.” She repeated to herself, with Rishi like devotion to a mantra. 1.1441 0.04042 118 105 9 4
4529 Mistakenly, I am also called 'Dumbo,' but I'm actually nuts." 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
4530 this donkey outside told me you might need a source if you’re facing bankruptcy 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
4531 The only thing worse than forgetting where you left your peanuts is remembering you're allergic. 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
4532 Well.... you know! 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
4533 Who wore it better? The elephant in the room is obvious” 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
4534 What are they gonna do, vote third-party? 1.1439 0.02971 132 115 16 1
4535 Remember, you work for me 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
4536 Who’s the elephant in the room Oh shit! 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
4537 So much for the elephant under the carpet. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
4538 I have a proposition that will make your day. 1.1439 0.03619 139 123 12 4
4539 Have you heard of the increase in nut allergies these days? 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
4540 I'll get you all the peanuts you want if you just forget this one thing... 1.1439 0.02713 139 120 19 0
4541 Please stop trying to corner the market 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
4542 I, for one, cannot ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
4543 Why is it that wherever I am you are there? And why would an elephant in the room be named Peanut Allergy 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4544 Oh, I could run for office! I ran for mayor of Vancouver in 1974. Seriously, Google it. Google "Vancouver mayor Mr. Peanut." I'll wait. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4545 It was nothing personal. It was just business . . . 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4546 I’ve had enough! Now, let’s talk about the peanut in the room. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4547 I’m the most famous plain peanut in the world. You’ll never get away with assaulting me. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4548 You are mistaken,my good man,I am a turtle. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4549 You get half the money now - the other half once my wife is dead 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4550 I might say “is this the elephant in the room” 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4551 Finally. We meet. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4552 Doc has me on a low-salt diet. You wouldn’t enjoy me. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4553 Don’t worry your nuts are being roasted 1.1429 0.03869 133 119 9 5
4554 You might want to consider your cholesterol numbers. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4555 Have you seen Baby Nut? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4556 Uh, you don't want to eat me; too many calories! 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4557 No, no, no! Let's try this again- you're into allegories and I'm into allergies. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4558 How did you get into this room? 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4559 Our last names are very similar, Eli. Could we be related?" 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4560 Oh my, the elephant in the room, is the peanut in the throat! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4561 Would you feel the same way if I was Ms. Peanut? 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4562 I may only be the size of a pill, but in Hebrew you are a PiL. 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
4563 You'r still going to be eaten!" That's the elephant in the room 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
4564 Don't hate me because your brand is nasty. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4565 Hello? I’m with the stripper agency? 1.1429 0.03857 126 112 10 4
4566 Jerry! Hhhow did you get in here? 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4567 As the shadowy figure loomed ever closer, and his life flashed before his eyes he wondered if it had all been for nut... 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4568 I am the Grim Peanut, and I have come for you. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4569 Can’t ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4570 What no one wants to talk about is how nuts I am. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
4571 The elephant in the room is the stuff of nightmares. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4572 Is this the break room? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4573 Are you white or pink? 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
4574 But my psychiatrist says I’m nuts! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4575 Yes..I am Mr. Peanut, but you are merely the shadow of the elephant in the room........ 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4576 I always thought "The elephant in the room." was a metaphor. 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4577 Yes sir, they DO pay me elephants to work here. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4578 Mr. Peanut faces a shadowy pachyderm predicament! 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
4579 Welcome to the company, El. I hope you know we have a zero-tolerance eating-boss policy. 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
4580 Don't eat me. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4581 I think you have me mistaken for another peanut 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4582 As long as we’re playing up elephant tropes, look out for that mouse behind you! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4583 Work for peanuts, or work for Peanuts? You decide. 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
4584 Yes, it does give a whole new meaning to ‘working for peanuts.’ 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
4585 So when they announce the winner of favorite figment, just be supportive this time... okay? 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4586 I wouldn’t expect you to have forgotten but capitalism does not lead to growing inequality! I’m a job creator! 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4587 This is the office for the new xamariM film auditions? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4588 Oh my, you are even more . . . lovely . . . than the lady riding on your back in your Hinge profile. 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
4589 This neighborhood is getting more big-tent-rified by the year. 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
4590 They told me there’s be no elephant in the room. 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
4591 I don’t why I wasted my money on this stupid shadow-elephant. I had to sell all my belongings to afford it. Fuck!! Takes up the whole damn room, too. 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
4592 He tried to delay the inevitable by recounting the sad and ultimately ironic tale of Chuckles the Clown. 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
4593 You've never spoke of the 'peanut' in the room? 1.1417 0.03486 127 111 14 2
4594 So are we going to just ignore the elephant in the room. This is nuts… 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
4595 Pee not, there's nothing to be afraid of!" Said the elephant 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
4596 So who do you want to dance like in the front, Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly? 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4597 25 for hand stuff, 50 for mouth, 100 for anything else and I don’t kiss on the lips. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4598 Stay calm Fred... you've prepared for this. 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
4599 Watch it, I can now yell for help! 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
4600 Why I never! 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4601 I guess you forgot, after all this time, but you did call me peanut brain at the big top when we were kids. You are no threat now. 1.1417 0.03409 120 104 15 1
4602 Just a lil salty 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4603 You don’t want to do this. I’m just a shell of my former self. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4604 Mr.peanut never expected his past would catch up like this 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
4605 Let’s just say the quiet part out loud.. 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
4606 BACK OFF big boy! I might look delicious but I'm all soft and pink on the inside and I'm not vegan. 1.1417 0.03197 120 103 17 0
4607 For an elephant in the room, you're none too subtle about your peanut fetish. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4608 Now that I’ve sized things up for myself, I’ll be cancelling the eviction notice. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4609 They told me this would be market research, not that I would be market research. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4610 Uh Uh, we only have a six person elevator. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4611 Put down the jelly and back away - this isn't Florida. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4612 I’m sensing your political leaning, and worry you might be thinking that all that stuff about your kind not really liking my kind is fake news. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4613 Is this the Personnel Department 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4614 I think we both knew this day was coming someday. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4615 I think it's time that we discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4616 The shell is misleading. I've been retaining wat . . . oh, I see. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4617 When I say that I see an elephant in the room. It’s just self preservation. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4618 At last, we meet again. I thought you had forgotten. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4619 Hey big fella, Mr. Peanut and elephants go together like soup and sandwich! 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4620 I know what it looks like, but actually, I have a peanut allergy. . 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4621 Umm, actually I was looking for the tiger room. I'll let myself out. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4622 The elephant in the room is that it's payback time for all those English nutters who colonised Africa. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4623 You got a better deal at Costco? 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4624 It’s just like that reoccurring dream…only at least this time I’m not shelled. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4625 Don't mess with me big guy, I can go nuts . 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4626 I'm a shell of my former self! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4627 Can I interest you in some peanuts, err cashews. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4628 I knew this day was coming! 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4629 I won’t go quietly. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4630 Mrs Peanut will be here shortly, and it really is just a marriage of convenience. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4631 Well, I guess we better address the elephant in the room! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4632 Have you checked for peanut allergies? 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4633 Unspeakable! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4634 OK ... so you've left the circus. You still want to work for peanuts? 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4635 I guess there’s no avoiding the elephant in the room. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4636 Well,technically it’s a sunroom. 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
4637 Hello Nut, Mista Monopoly sent me to-a ‘borrow back’ da monocle … 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4638 Yo, I think we need to address the..." "Hey little guy, that's enough from the peanut gallery. 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
4639 I'm too old to run for President! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4640 Take it easy…I’m endangered too, you know! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4641 A full-size elephant in an upper story office? Completely unbelievable," said the talking peanut in a top hat. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4642 The elephant in the room could wipe out a whole ad campaign. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4643 Oh, that elephant in the room! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4644 There's also a huge peanut in the room. 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
4645 You're allergic to me - Remember? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4646 I know you think I'm nuts, but I think it's important to address the elephant in the room. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4647 Let's discuss the elephant in the room.... 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4648 My apologies! Is it still No-Nut November? 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4649 We’re no longer at the zoo! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4650 Let's not talk about this. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4651 We offer good benefits and a 401K, but I’m not going lie, the pay is peanuts. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4652 Swifties sent me. 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
4653 Obviously, I'm far too fancy for eating. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
4654 Those bald spots suggest an allergy. Do you really want to take the chance? 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
4655 Just as crazy as addressing the elephant in the room without a cocktail. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
4656 You’re mistaken. I’m not a circus peanut. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
4657 Hey, Jumbo, I’ve told you before - no matter how hungry you are, you don’t eat the King of Peanut World! One more step - feel the pain of the cane! 1.1405 0.03172 121 104 17 0
4658 I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?” 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
4659 leave, I have enough elephants trying to eat me" 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
4660 Ah, after all these years we finally meet. I have to say, I thought my father’s killer would’ve been bigger. Are you ready to meet your maker? 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4661 Dare I remind you; salty old nuts are not good for you. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4662 No ! You do not see dead people. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
4663 I hate to break the news to you, but I am the new Republian Party ambdum, lum, bum ... whatever. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4664 Well-dressed always wins the day. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4665 I suppose you think I won't talk about you. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4666 A nut allergy? Easily the worst Tinder setup thus far. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
4667 Being edible makes it difficult to ignore you. 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
4668 . It’s not me.. it’s you. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
4669 Let me guess. You've come as a cliché! 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4670 But what if I come out of my shell and know one pays me any mind? 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
4671 I'll have what she's having 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4672 Only an elephant could stop me now, and they can't climb stair . . . 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
4673 I’m not going to be ignored, Dan. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4674 Why can’t we be friends? 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
4675 You do realize I am a figment of your imagination. Planters killed me off during Super Bowl LIV. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4676 I think its time to negotiate 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4677 Just like Face Off, but whole body. I swear. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4678 Yeah? Well, you're a very saturated elephant yourself! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4679 I would’ve been here sooner if I wasn’t assaulted. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4680 Let's be reasonable about this. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4681 I'll tell you what we need in this room, a pooper scooper. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4682 So YOU’RE the proverbial elephant in the room! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4683 Size mztters 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4684 Uh-oh, an elephant's in the room, and you are feeling self conscious. Which is why you should eat Randy's Peanuts! Extra hard, even for an elephant! Order today! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4685 So I will brave it and talk about the elephant in the room and its nuts to avoid it! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4686 I hear no mention of you OR my commercial future. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4687 OK, I just came into the room. Let me start with the obvious .... 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
4688 When “the elephant in the room” is much more than a cliche. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4689 Keep in mind, you might have an undiagnosed peanut allergy. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
4690 Be warned: you may think I'm cornered, but I have a very particular set of skills. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4691 Fancy a dance 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4692 I know we all know that kids are getting more allergic to peanuts, but I can't go back in there and say it!" 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
4693 Why's there no water in this gallery 1.1397 0.02984 136 117 19 0
4694 Nobodies been talking about you,and here you are! 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
4695 For your information, I do care if I get back! Hey, what did you do with Mr. Cracker Jack? 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
4696 No, no. I sent for a *piano* player 1.1395 0.03607 129 114 12 3
4697 I’m not just an ordinary nut 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
4698 Ah, I appear to be on the menu 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
4699 Um ... shouldn't you remember who I am? 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
4700 This time they won't be able to bring me back. 1.1393 0.03148 122 105 17 0
4701 Yes im the size of your peanuts Gary, Get over it 1.1393 0.03738 122 108 11 3
4702 And just exactly how do elephants like peanuts? 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4703 I told you the dress code was business casual, not formal.. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4704 Wow, there’s an elephant in the room! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4705 Plantation Legacy Meets Black Elephant In The Room 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4706 Unaccustomed as I am... 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4707 Don’t step on that banana—yeah, that one— over there! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4708 No, I do not have free samples. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4709 I can’t put you back in the circus, they’d eat me alive. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4710 Wherever he went, memories of past lives still haunted him 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
4711 I get where you’re coming from but I’m not walking back the Dumbo feature deal. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4712 They warned me about the elephant in the room, but I'm only a small peanut trying to make a living, so can you cut me some slack? 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4713 I'm just here for a snack, but it looks like the elephant is taking up a lot of space! 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4714 If you think I'm stripping for you. forget it! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4715 I would TOO have cheekbones like that if I were on Ozempic n’ Kibblets. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4716 You look nothing like your profile pic. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4717 You don’t scare me. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4718 Have you forgotten how I saved your life? 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4719 even if you eat the evidence, your DNA will be all over the place! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4720 I don’t suppose you’re here to give me an elephant kiss? 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4721 Before you eat me, may I interest you in some of our products? 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4722 Please take a seat and I’ll be right with you. s 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4723 It’s true. I’m the reason they didn’t want to talk about it. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4724 Time to smooth things over Mr. Peanut. 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
4725 You think I’m NUTS!!!!! 1.1386 0.03596 101 90 9 2
4726 You wouldn't by any chance have allergies? 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4727 You know I can’t forget what you did to me 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4728 Nope I'm the last peanut standing between You and democracy.Eat me if you want,you are not going in! 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4729 Go away, you're not real!" "My therapist says you're only a figment of my imagination because apparently I have a death wish. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
4730 Mr. Peanut, who represents Democracy, will morph into a mouse, and the elephant, who represents the Republican Party, will run away. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4731 …not to mention that the peanut breath odor could get you ostracized from the entire herd. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4732 I hope you think twice because I’m lethal to approximately .06% of the population! 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4733 Please, Mr Peanut was my father. Call me Carl” 1.1383 0.04687 94 85 5 4
4734 They warned me about you. 1.1382 0.03331 123 107 15 1
4735 It might seem like a good idea now…but if you don’t like shell… you’re going to hate cane. 1.1382 0.03331 123 107 15 1
4736 The Missus is fine, thank you; but nevermind all that. Let's talk about you. 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
4737 I'm not vegetarian! 1.1382 0.03885 123 110 9 4
4738 Whoops! I was just leaving! 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
4739 I'll have you know I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands. 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4740 If you think they're surprised to see you in the room, imagine what they think of me. 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4741 The board of directors are where? 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4742 I'd fire you if you were small enough to fit through the door. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4743 Egads! The elephant in the room that no one is talking about! 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4744 Me Mr. Peanut. You Elephant in the room. I command you to be less obvious 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4745 I see you skulking in that corner even with these specs 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4746 I'll address you however I damn please! 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4747 Ok ok you are the elephant in the room 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4748 Don't worry, he's my pet . He's great for getting rid of my competitors and the cops. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4749 Mr. Peanut meets his end... 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4750 Didn’t realize I was going to bump into the elephant man 1.1379 0.04042 116 104 8 4
4751 Actually, I’m a grenade. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4752 It’s time we talk about what happened to the mouse last night. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4753 I didn’t think it would end like this, but it was only a matter of time before you found me. 1.1377 0.03441 138 122 13 3
4754 They already canned the almonds and let’s face it, Mr. Peanut is next to be shelled. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4755 Before you come any closer I should worn you that I do not support your politics, and my nuts are shriveled. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4756 This time I faced my demons. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4757 Oh no. Mr. Peanut? Why would you think that? 1.1376 0.03315 109 94 15 0
4758 Ah,nuts...can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4759 The elephant in the room“… peanuts envy!! 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4760 If you're looking for the goobers in the peanut gallery,they've all been taken to lunch!! 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4761 Why, hello you're early. I was just heading into finance to get your signed influencer contract as well as your first residual check. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4762 I promise you'll never have to work for peanuts again. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4763 If I stand really still maybe he won't say anything 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4764 Who sent you? Pistachios? 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4765 Oh, pardon me. Nobody told me about the elephant in the room. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4766 You just couldn't stand to share the spotlight could you? 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4767 Polly want a cracker? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4768 I'm always just the peanut in the gallery... sometimes I just want to be the elephant in the room, yah know!? 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4769 Now, let's be civilized 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4770 You're not so scary! I've heard of your recent "peanut allergy." 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4771 One piece of advice you ask? "Never bet against Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl!" 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4772 Ah yes,this must be the right room. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4773 No, I will not be playing Squash with you. Nice try, Mr. Elephant. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4774 I can give you water but I can't offer you any food. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4775 Extremely loud and The speechless bubble 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4776 You may as well say it. You don't think I really have an accent." 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
4777 So, are we on for tonight? 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
4778 They've always said the postman rings twice. But no one ever mentioned the elephant of death. 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
4779 Actually, I am the real elephant in this room! 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
4780 Oh, I’m sorry. Did I grab the wrong cane? 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
4781 Before we get started, we’ll have to go over some ground rules. 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
4782 Wait: With my connections, I could get you a spot on a family therapy reality show. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4783 I think we need to talk about the peanut in the room. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4784 Hello, you must be the elephant in the room. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4785 Why am I always the only one to see the elephant in the room? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4786 I am not the nut you think I am. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4787 Ops.., we should change the anger management program with a visit to a porcelain shop. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4788 Even though we’re friends, I still can’t get you the employee discount. 1.1368 0.03190 117 101 16 0
4789 Don't address me as just your dance partner! I'm Sir Winston Peanut to you!! 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4790 The punishment would be a caning--right to the nose. so, leave it. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4791 That's Mr. Peanut for lunch to you. 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4792 I hear that peanut anaphylaxis is rampant. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4793 Let's talk about the elephant in the room....peanut allergies. 1.1368 0.04009 117 105 8 4
4794 I hope that there is food to eat here other than me 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4795 So at last we meet in the Gallery …. …. 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4796 Let me guess, you have a peanut allergy too? 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4797 Mr. Peanut, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4798 Ah. You must be the one who devoured my family. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4799 Is this what they mean by the elephant in the room. Goodbye. 1.1367 0.03417 139 123 13 3
4800 What an odd look in your eye! 1.1367 0.03710 139 125 9 5
4801 Ok, Babar -- let's talk about the elephant in the room... 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4802 you are my worst nightmare 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4803 Do to me what you will. But let it be clear: In no way is my addressing you a validation or even an acknowledgement of your existence. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4804 Mr. Butter I presume? 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4805 So Dumbo...you finally came back for me? 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4806 Mr. Elephant vs. Mr. Peanut's deadly cane. No contest. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4807 The Grim Reaper? 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
4808 Peanuts! I'm the elephant in the room! I'm not wearing my morning suit with my top hat! 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4809 We"re back. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4810 There are cameras everywhere,and besides,this is not your year. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4811 I might look like a peanut, but I'm full of Madison Avenue bullshit. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4812 Yeah? Well my problems are not the elephant in the room. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4813 Just forget you ever saw me. 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
4814 Frightened, I am. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4815 Nonsense,I voted for Trump,too. 1.1364 0.03362 132 116 14 2
4816 Courtesy of Cornelia Street Cafe. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4817 You don't want to eat me, I create your job! 1.1364 0.03185 132 115 16 1
4818 Heh ya there big guy. Can I interest you in a shrub or some fruit? 1.1364 0.03185 132 115 16 1
4819 I think it’s about time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1364 0.03362 132 116 14 2
4820 Fine! I guess we should discuss the elephant in this room. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4821 And I thought the elephant in the room was going to be the peanut butter! 1.1364 0.03185 132 115 16 1
4822 Yes, it sucks. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4823 Let me show you my escaping dance tap dance routine 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4824 When I said I was into S&M this is NOT what I meant. 1.1364 0.03362 132 116 14 2
4825 Have you heard the one about Chiquita and the 800-pound gorilla? 1.1360 0.03826 125 112 9 4
4826 I hate to confront the elephant in the room, but we're looking for someone thinner and less wrinkled 1.1360 0.03472 125 110 13 2
4827 ‘I seem to have projected a giant elephant in the room.’ 1.1360 0.03653 125 111 11 3
4828 I'm tired of being a peanut; you're tired of being an elephant. I say we call it a day. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4829 Hey guys, I thought we already did the fake death thing?!?! 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4830 I say, the proverbial elephant in the room. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4831 Just because you are the elephant in the room, you are not entitled to a peanut. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4832 Please leave. There’s nothing to address. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4833 I heard we weren't talking about me... 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4834 I know you got this place for peanuts but I'm not one of them. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4835 I guess it’s finally time to address the peanut in the room 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4836 Since I'm only a nutcase, I can't tell whether you're a MAGA or a RINO. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4837 Run me dat monocole bitch ass nut 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4838 Oh, so you think you are the elephant in the room? That’s peanuts! 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
4839 What took you so long ? 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4840 It's the Republican Party in the room! 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4841 Ain't no use, Donald, I can tell your calamity from miles. 1.1357 0.03239 140 123 15 2
4842 Hey! You’re only suppose to use the freight elevator!!! 1.1356 0.03165 118 102 16 0
4843 I heard them say we were funnier when we were chunky. 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4844 I always said I'd keep an eye out for you. 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4845 They tell me you 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4846 Now. Look me straight in the monocle and tell me you don't remember! 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4847 Welcome to this week's episode of our murder podcast... 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
4848 I’m telling you, we can make ‘circus cashew’ happen. 1.1356 0.03790 118 105 10 3
4849 I’m telling you I did not work at the circus 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
4850 Oh my, you look absolutely cracking tonight 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4851 When I hired you, you knew you'd be working for peanuts. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4852 No one advised me that auditioning for your commercial would go this far. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4853 All this is great, but don't you sometimes miss the swamp? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4854 wait, just because you're in the room doesn't mean you can eat me 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4855 Sorry ...I know a harmless A I meme Bravado threat when I see one . . 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4856 Stop calling me Salty! My name is Mister damn it! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4857 Good to see you friend. Per our agreement, I arranged a lifetime supply of peanuts, in exchange for the indignity of passing through your digestive system. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4858 Now listen up. Before you eat, you and I have to have a serious talk about your diet, and particularly your weight problem. 1.1353 0.03163 133 116 16 1
4859 It was Mr Peanut’s lifelong dream… 1.1353 0.03338 133 117 14 2
4860 The peanut in the room would like to address the Elephant in the gallery. 1.1353 0.03505 133 118 12 3
4861 Maybe I'm just nuts, but does anyone else see the elephant in the room? 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4862 Mickey Mouse will be here any minute. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4863 I represent a corporation, so you are here to serve me... 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
4864 My casual remark about salty nuts shouldn't have become this big of an issue!! 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
4865 I don't suppose you could just forget this ever happened,,,no, I guess not. 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
4866 Frankly my ear, I don’t give a damn. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4867 Hi, I’m Mr. Peanut. My pronouns are he/him/his. How would you like me to address you? 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4868 I sense there’s an elephant in the room. 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
4869 If you really want to know, I haven’t been able to watch the Super Bowl in years. It’s the commercials. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4870 But I’m a legume! If you want healthy fats for your diet you must eat actual nuts! 1.1349 0.03257 126 110 15 1
4871 She's not budging an inch... especially for having been in line longer than anyone cares to remember. 1.1349 0.03257 126 110 15 1
4872 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1349 0.03446 126 111 13 2
4873 Here comes the peanut gallery. What's his up his crack today? 1.1349 0.03797 126 113 9 4
4874 I beg your pardon, sir, but *I* am a legume - and that’s *Mister* P. Nut to you. 1.1349 0.03257 126 110 15 1
4875 Let me warn you. I’ve got push back. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4876 Back off! Assault and battery on an elderly peanut is an aggravated felony! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4877 Well, I never expected you to become a reality. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4878 Authentically restoring the vintage piano was my wife's idea. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4879 Be happy they never talk about you. Everyone who talks about me says I'm nuts. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4880 I want him smooth and not crunchy--it sends a message. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4881 Sarah, for fuck's sake, eat a salad! 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4882 Any allergies? 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4883 No one munches the peanut in the room. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4884 How could they all leave me with you. Didn’t they see the elephant in the room? 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4885 I know I may look delicious, but I’m really just a mediocre nut inside. 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
4886 Hey, are you a peanut from a poop or a fresh one? 1.1345 0.04121 119 108 6 5
4887 So, after all these years we finally meet… King Babar 1.1345 0.04121 119 108 6 5
4888 If its just a dye job, be careful of it running down your trunk. 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
4889 Are you what they call the elephant in the room? At last! 1.1343 0.03141 134 117 16 1
4890 You're not the cable guy. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4891 Hey! I'm not salted! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4892 I’m really a mouse in disguise. Boo! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4893 It’s a noble death 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4894 Sorry, my mistake. When she said there's an elephant in the room, I thought she meant she had a crush on me. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4895 Try it, tusky. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
4896 This can never be traced back to me. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4897 You have orally decimated my extended family. I demand reparations. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4898 For what is about to happen: you are involved, but I am committed! 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4899 A rogue elephant, and I'm in his sights. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4900 I'm gonna go ahead and ignore that. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4901 If you talk like I talk, maybe we could talk this out? 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
4902 Hi there, I’m Mister Peanut, are you the elephant in the room? Please don’t eat me. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4903 Oh, no! It’s not my time to go! 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4904 I’m in a tough spot and could use your help again 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4905 I’m normally not a fan of dating apps, but I guess our unique fetishes are mutually beneficial. Let me put some music on. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4906 You're an apt sleep paralysis demon, I'll give you that. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4907 Very funny, guys. You got a blow-up elephant. Haaaa. Haaaa. …Guys?!… 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
4908 I'm hosting the nature club tonight - some of them are real tree nuts. 1.1339 0.03233 127 111 15 1
4909 For years I wore this tiny hat & monocle to disguise myself from you! And now I see…it was all for naught. 1.1339 0.03233 127 111 15 1
4910 So we meet again, Mr. Spider Mite. And I see you've brought a friend with you this time. 1.1339 0.03768 127 114 9 4
4911 The elephant in the room tires of being ignored. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4912 OK, the tax cut was only peanuts but that’s not my problem 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4913 Careful big boy, I'm all carbs and processed sugar. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4914 They said there was an elephant in the room but I didn't believe it. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4915 This was not part of our agreement. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4916 Your sedative will be wearing off shortly. Now let’s discuss why my family were crammed into a paper bag and fed to you at the circus. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4917 I don't have any idea what you're talking about. I'm not hiding anything! 1.1333 0.03537 120 106 12 2
4918 So we meet,you are the real elephant in the room! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4919 Death Comes for the Archpeanut 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4920 He lied, this actually is his first rodeo 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
4921 I spy and elephant in the room! 1.1333 0.03730 120 107 10 3
4922 Is that a trunk or a Trump? 1.1333 0.03537 120 106 12 2
4923 I may be blind, but I’m not color blind! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4924 I think you want the room down the hall with the circus peanuts. 1.1333 0.03333 120 105 14 1
4925 You were talking about me? I didn’t think you had the nuts. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4926 How dare you think I'm just a peanut 1.1333 0.03119 135 118 16 1
4927 So, Mr. Peanut we meet again”…my arch nemesis thought the brilliant elephant 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4928 Oh my! You really haven’t forgotten. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4929 You think it’ll make you important? Ha, my life is worth peanuts! w 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4930 How will O ever get you out, this is a walk up! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4931 I have friends that can feed your needs” 1.1328 0.03740 128 115 9 4
4932 This is a bad dream. I am not a peanut and you are not the elephant in the room. 1.1328 0.03209 128 112 15 1
4933 You wouldn't believe what they said I was when I insisted SOMEONE had to finally address you. 1.1328 0.03209 128 112 15 1
4934 Hey, I have issues, too, you know. 1.1328 0.03395 128 113 13 2
4935 Looks like you had a snoot-full. 1.1328 0.03901 128 116 7 5
4936 Don’t worry, I have a peanut allergy. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4937 Listen, I wasn't trying to be salty with you. 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
4938 I never realized that the Elephant In The Room liked peanuts so much, but now it seems obvious! 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
4939 Look at me.I knew once Ringling went to dry-roasted I was finished. 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
4940 As PT Barnum would say, “you can take a peanut away from the circus, see him rise to global acclaim, but you can’t stop the elephants”. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4941 They told you that you worked for Peanuts, Inc. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4942 I thought you’d be carrying a scythe. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4943 And, here I thought that I would be the elephant in the room! 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
4944 «Proletarians neither forget». 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4945 I'm hoping they'll get caught up acknowledging you and not notice me." 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4946 Pretty sure we both remember what I looked like with two eyes 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4947 Err, you look a bit peckish, sir. Please permit me to buy you lunch! 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
4948 We Georgians wonder why you are inside. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4949 That blackest black paint doesn’t make you invisible “ commented the peanut to the elephant in the room 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
4950 Watch out for the donkey standing behind you--he wants to kick your butt. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4951 I know I look delicious but ya got to believe me… I’m just an empty shell. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4952 No, the elephant in the room is NOT that I’ve forgotten my pants! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4953 Please, I didn’t realize you preferred them unshelled. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
4954 Remember, you have a serious nut allergy. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4955 Eat the rich. 1.1322 0.03882 121 109 8 4
4956 He wants to make me butter. 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
4957 Remember what I told you about peanut allergies? 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
4958 I thought they said 'gorilla'. 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
4959 That's OK. Don't mention it. 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
4960 How about music? Everyone likes music, right? You know, "Sometimes you feel like a not, sometimes you DON'T!..." 1.1322 0.03092 121 105 16 0
4961 Now Clarence hold on a minute pal you aren't in the circus anymore 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
4962 ‘Oh, sorry old chap, I think I took a wrong turn’. 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
4963 Are you here for the M.A. meeting? 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
4964 I always knew this day would come ... 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4965 So, are we going to address the elephant in the room? 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
4966 I’m to sophisticated for your taste. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4967 Maybe we should begin by addressing the elephant in the room. I understand you’re unhappy working for my colleagues and I. Perhaps there’s a possibility of discussing alternative compensation… 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4968 Stop! You may have a peanut allergy! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4969 Do I taste good? No, definitely not; however, I can assure you that I do have good taste! 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4970 How do YOU know? Did you go to an elephant allergy doctor or something? 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4971 Hurry dear! Let's not keep the Minister waiting." 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4972 Frankly, we're concerned about how easy you'd be to kill off. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4973 Perhaps you don't know my name, It Is Mister Peanut to you and don't think I cannot jump out of the window and hang on for longer than you can stand there and poke around with your insipid trunk and try to get me to let go, moron... dare ya. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4974 I'm sorry, but you are not in my size category! 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4975 So many rooms, so many elephants. Let’s leave this one alone. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4976 The LinkedIn listing might have mentioned… 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4977 I was only following orders. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4978 The chap at the employment agency said that you had an opening for which I am the perfect fit. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4979 Is anybody going to address this? 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
4980 Back off! Pick on someone your own size. 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
4981 Steven, don't forget that you're working for peanuts. 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
4982 Jerry, no! The snack closet is the next door down. 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
4983 You might be the elephant in the room, but my rich uncle has a monopoly on mascots. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
4984 How they see you they treat you 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
4985 Uhhh,...will Matriarch grant an extension? Not for nuttin' will have bananas. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
4986 Only the shadow knows the taste of the peanut shelled. 1.1314 0.03408 137 122 12 3
4987 Don't mention it! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4988 Why can’t you just forget this ever happened?! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4989 I’m nuts about you 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4990 You wanted to talk about somethiing? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4991 I say! 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
4992 Should we address the elephant in the room 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
4993 What are you still doing here...I was told we hired a replacement donkey? 1.1311 0.03069 122 106 16 0
4994 They said there was an elephant in the room. Next time I will believe them - if there is a next time” 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
4995 Sorry, I'm not in the mood tonight. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4996 I didn't think you could be so real. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4997 Beware, I can get very mousy when cornered. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4998 Yo, dude, stop looking at me like that. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4999 And suddenly he realized who had been working for who all along. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5000 Okay, you're right. Now please don't crush me. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5001 Follow the money?” What the hell does that mean? #mynewyorkercaptio 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5002 I WAS hoping you’d forget.. but… hello, elephant! 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5003 Don't tell me we can't talk about how threatened I feel right now. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
5004 I’m a boomer I don’t have to address anything! 1.1308 0.04217 107 97 6 4
5005 I wouldn’t have invited myself if I knew about your friend’s allergy. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5006 If you'll pardon the expression, I feel we need to address the elephant in the room 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5007 I’m thinking of getting the band back together 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5008 Don't lose sight of the fact that I'm armed. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
5009 Yes, even old unreal peanut men have nightmares. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
5010 duolingo sent me.. 🔥 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
5011 We need to talk about the Donkey Beef 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5012 Is it really worth destroying your best brand? 1.1301 0.03257 123 108 14 1
5013 Well the elephant in the room is my high sodium content. 1.1301 0.03046 123 107 16 0
5014 No, I don't come with the apartment, but there is a vending machine on the 3rd floor. 1.1301 0.03643 123 110 10 3
5015 There's a black peanut-eating elephant in the room. 1.1301 0.03643 123 110 10 3
5016 Word on the street is your company pays peanuts." 1.1301 0.03643 123 110 10 3
5017 I finally get to address you! Being nutty was not my idea.. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5018 Don’t try to butter me up! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5019 Hey I know you’re order is five months late, but please tell me I’m not your next option. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5020 You're not working for 'peanuts', you're working for me 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
5021 No need for violence, you must be looking for my brother. My name is Dr. Peanut MD. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5022 I prefer a female therapist but I'll learn to feel open soon enough. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5023 I may be a nut, but I don't think this is the living room. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
5024 If you're the proverbial elephant in the room and I'm just a mascot, I have nothing to worry about. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5025 If you let me go I’ll feed you my kind for the rest of time. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5026 You never been quite my type-considered we’re enemies 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
5027 I don't think this room is big enough for the both of us... 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5028 I can't believe you ate ALL those mixed nuts! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5029 Now stop right there. This is one nut you can’t crack. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5030 I don't know if you are an elderly woman or a young lady! 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
5031 Grape Jelly the Elephant..please, my life can't end here yet! 1.1298 0.03494 131 117 11 3
5032 Aren't you supposed to cut back on salt? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5033 Yikes! It's time to address the elephant in the room!! 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
5034 You will never get away with this. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5035 So Doc... are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?" "Not today, I'm afraid your time is up. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5036 I admit it's silly to stick with the Mr. Peanut charade, but that's no reason to take a dump in my office. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5037 I’d consider rebranding. 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
5038 This isn't what I meant when I said everyone loves nuts. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5039 Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through. 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
5040 Uh, Happy Halloween? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5041 Sorry to keep you waiting. We have a supply chain issue. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5042 Yeah, that’s right baby. This Peanut’s still a Mister. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5043 I don't care what Kelce and Swift want. I can't die AGAIN. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5044 No. The donkey left a few minutes ago. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
5045 Sorry, but I must say that you really need a breath mint. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5046 I'm too rich for your taste. 1.1293 0.03129 116 101 15 0
5047 Your pants-less frolicking is un-Christian and suggests to children that an LEGUME+ lifestyle is accepted in our society, you must be crushed immediately! 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
5048 Have you heard "I Don't Want 2CU" by King Bczzar? 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
5049 That maintenance elevator must be much bigger than I thought. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5050 I feel like I'm beyond this 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5051 Ah, you are in THIS room. So sorry, I am looking for the enrance to the hotel bar. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5052 I'm not that tasty 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5053 Took you long enough to leave that circus! 1.1293 0.03973 116 105 7 4
5054 You misunderstood the ad, Ellie. You WORK for me. 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
5055 I'm running away to join the circus." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5056 Careful, I’m past my Best by Date. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5057 When the others left I thought they were speaking metaphorically. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5058 Harold, bring me a cup of tea. And a toast. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5059 I admit I have ignored the elephant in the room: your peanut allergy. 1.1288 0.03632 132 119 9 4
5060 Don’t be hasty, my brother in law is a cashew, you would like him better… 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5061 I do not want to discuss it with you. Just eat me and let's get this over with once and for all. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5062 Well, first things first. I guess I must address the elephant in the room. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5063 Be careful....you might choke on my monocle! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5064 Hello dumbo i have Been waiting for you 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5065 My apologies, I think I'm in the wrong room. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5066 - I'm just going to say in my defense that peanut allergies usually begin in childhood and last a lifetime. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5067 I'm not worth your attention! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5068 I know that there's an elephant in the room. 1.1286 0.03489 140 126 10 4
5069 That’s Mister Peanut to you!” Halbert Jones, Winston-Salem, NC ( underline or italicize “Mister” 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5070 I hope that you're not hungry. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
5071 And I thought I was the elephant in the room.... 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5072 I'm a man of distinction and I refuse to discuss your loose bowel problems. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5073 You'rehome early, I thought you where at the circus. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
5074 Stop staring at me! OK!! 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5075 No. Because I'm akin to the unicorn in the garden, I'M the unmentioned elephant in the room. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5076 Well, well, well my prodigious pachyderm pal. The very definition of karma - me arriving only to find I was to appear at a celebrity roast; on the very day you find that you have a nut allergy. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5077 According to Google, peanut-loving elephants are a myth. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
5078 Backstage at Presidential Debate ‘24… 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5079 There seems to have been a misunderstanding. 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
5080 I have dreaded this day since we last met. My ploy with the mouse gained my escape. But I fear, tophat, cane, and monocle give me no advantage. You win! 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
5081 No, no. Good elephant!. Good elephant! 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
5082 Better dial 911. It 1.1282 0.03104 117 102 15 0
5083 For you own sake, my good man, I just don't think you're going to like this particular flavor of nuts. 1.1282 0.03104 117 102 15 0
5084 With this monacle, I see you in the room even though nobody else does! 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
5085 No. . . . Come on. . . . Be real. . . . This is only a costume. . . . I'm Madonna. 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
5086 Back off Mr. Tough Guy ! Do you know who I am ? I'm the last legume you want to mess with. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
5087 Don't fall into stereotypes.You're better than that. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
5088 It's Halloween... this is a costume. 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
5089 Wait till Jimmy Carter and the rest of the Dems hear about this. 1.1280 0.03588 125 112 10 3
5090 The elephant in the room is coming from inside the house. 1.1280 0.03208 125 110 14 1
5091 We walk out together. If you think someone is about to call me a nut, you what to do. Legume. 1.1278 0.03444 133 119 11 3
5092 Are you sure you are not really pink? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5093 It’s actually a sign of respect that they never mention you. It’s because they find you intimidating. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5094 I was a friend of Harry Lyme. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5095 It's still comes down to our balls' size, baby! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5096 Back off - I, Mister Peanut, made you great again! 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5097 I'm too old to be tasty. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5098 Ummm, this could be trouble. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5099 No one’s eating anyone William 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5100 What happened? You’re just a shadow of your former self. Is this the dark money effect? 1.1275 0.03169 102 91 10 1
5101 No means no (sniles tremulously) 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5102 You wouldn’t eat a fellow with a monocle, would you? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5103 The Harvest is late this year. Hope you can wait a few weeks. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5104 It's like looking in a mirror. Just nuts. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5105 Let's talk about the nightmare in the room 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5106 Just wait till I'm planted into your trunk! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5107 I know you like peanuts, but couldnt u just ignore me for once? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5108 Sorry- I didn't know you were caucusing- I'll clean up the mess later! 1.1273 0.02773 110 97 13 0
5109 I hope you don't plan on playing that thing all night. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5110 Death? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5111 Come on, you think you're the only one who never forgets? The Planters family would love a new piano in the lobby. 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
5112 Before we get down to the nuts and bolts, we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5113 Your shadowing me cost me my job at Crackerjack! 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
5114 The moment when you just realized your reign of privilege has ended. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5115 The Museum of Natural History does not want me. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5116 You need to stop clowning around since the circus alread left town! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5117 Too late, Dumbo, the peanut gallery has already been outsourced by M&Ms.” 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
5118 I was told to come here when I’m ready to retire. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
5119 And, in other news, Planter's is auditioning replacements for Mr. Peanut. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5120 ' Let's address the elephant in the room...I know you have a peanut allergy'. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
5121 Yes, you are in fact working for peanut. That’s Mr. Peanut to you.” @chucknda 1.1273 0.02773 110 97 13 0
5122 Oh my god! What have they done to this bell pepper!?!? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5123 Darling, between your oily dark charm and my nuttiness, I have just the right name for our baby--how 'bout Adolf? 1.1271 0.03909 118 107 7 4
5124 No, Donald, I will not wear this to the co mention and call myself Joe. 1.1271 0.03519 118 105 11 2
5125 I think you will like living here. Many of the other tenants are peanuts. 1.1271 0.03719 118 106 9 3
5126 I’m more dangerous than you think. 1.1271 0.03306 118 104 13 1
5127 Say your prayers, Mr. Peanut. 1.1271 0.03306 118 104 13 1
5128 So much for using Roomi. 1.1271 0.03719 118 106 9 3
5129 Lets talk about the bobcat in the room... 1.1271 0.03719 118 106 9 3
5130 Too much protein 1.1270 0.03378 126 112 12 2
5131 It’s time to address me, Mr. Peanut. You can’t ignore me forever! 1.1270 0.03378 126 112 12 2
5132 Have you perhaps forgotten that you are allergic to me? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5133 The bleeding heart liberals took your circus peanuts away, not me! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5134 Why yes. It's a treat to see you too. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5135 If I don't talk about you, you don't exist...Oh no. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5136 Remember, we can't talk about our rendezvous. People would think I'm nuts. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5137 You do realize the peanut suit is fifty dollars extra. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5138 It's time to address the monster in the room. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5139 Alas, we meet again. I don't suppose the past can be forgotten? 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5140 When the gentlenut realizes he is the snack, not the circus owner 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5141 I was expecting a White Elephant exit, alas . 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5142 # “ I couldn’t think of a butter way to go. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5143 Seriously, I am not Chuckles the Clown 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
5144 Let's not face the elephant in the room. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
5145 Who invented you? 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
5146 OK, I know what you're thinking. Let's just talk about this first. 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
5147 My cane is also a shotgun. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
5148 The ad said you'd work for peanuts, that Mr. Peanut to you. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
5149 What’s a food allergy? 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
5150 Am I addressing the elephant in the room? 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
5151 Listen, we just market that there are less peanuts in the cocktail mix. It’s not true. I swear. 1.1260 0.03161 127 112 14 1
5152 I'd love to eat you up too, darling. 1.1260 0.03534 127 114 10 3
5153 Good afternoon, doctor. I understand you're an expert in treating Plantars warts. 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
5154 Nice try, Horton. I'm only cosplaying a peanut! 1.1260 0.03707 127 115 8 4
5155 What do you think about my Halloween costume? 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
5156 You may think I’m nuts, BUT I’m Chuck Norris’’Son! 1.1259 0.02784 143 125 18 0
5157 Don't worry, you're covered! We even reinforced the floor joists for your remedial dance lessons." 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5158 I got to get out of here I don’t want to be a crunchy peanut butter 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5159 Cornered…. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5160 All I ask is that you leave the shell, so my corporate family can move on. 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
5161 I may look nuts to you, but, mess with me, and I'll blow you away. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5162 I'll concede that size matters, up to a point. But I'm not going extinct yet, am I? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5163 President Carter will be with you shortly. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5164 Please, think twice about this. Is this how you want history to remember you? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5165 I am here for the Halloween cocktail party! 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5166 Let’s get unreal. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5167 You have an allergy , right? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5168 Ok, I will have the next sacrifice ready this afternoon 1.1250 0.03032 120 105 15 0
5169 It's high time we had a serious talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5170 You wouldn't eat a peanut with a moniole!? 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5171 I’m Mister Peanut and salty snacks are my game. And what about you? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5172 I don't suppose being a 'Mr.' is going to help me out of this. 1.1250 0.03139 112 98 14 0
5173 I know the theme this Halloween was physics,but I didn’t see that coming! 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5174 Jumbo, you know why you like me? I'm your father. 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
5175 Mr Peanut’s career as an identity thief comes to a crashing halt 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5176 I wish I'd worn my actual glasses because you appear to be just a giant blob. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5177 Damn right, I work for peanuts, and don’t you forget it! 1.1250 0.03660 120 108 9 3
5178 So, we’re not going to address the elephant in the room? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5179 At least you can call me Mr. Peanut before you eat me. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5180 Well, Topsy, I can see the news of your demise was greatly exaggerated. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5181 Good morning! There's an urgent trunk call for you from Boswana. I believe it's a Miss Elle Eefant." 1.1250 0.03139 112 98 14 0
5182 I escaped you once, but I see now that it is true: an elephant never forgets. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5183 Looks like it’s time to address the elephant in the room. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5184 Wait, I have tons of friends and I want you to meet them. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5185 Okay, okay, you can stop drooling...this is just a costume.... 1.1250 0.03139 112 98 14 0
5186 . N n n no, this isn’t the end of the maze.. take a look at this map. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
5187 Welp, time to address the elephant in the room. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5188 I need to remove the toy right in front of the lamp! 1.1240 0.03814 129 118 6 5
5189 I've got a man in England who buys me clothes. He sends over a selection of things at the beginning of each season, spring and fall. 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
5190 Hi, I'm here for the nutritionist interview... 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
5191 Forget it. Just forget it. 1.1240 0.03436 121 108 11 2
5192 I'm glad it's you. 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
5193 You wouldn't hurt a guy in a top hat, would you? 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
5194 I'm absolutely the last one who wants to talk about you. 1.1240 0.03631 121 109 9 3
5195 I thought you were supposed to be white. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
5196 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5197 Haha, I'm in danger. 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5198 And I thought the elephant in the room was that I was made of styrofoam. 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
5199 You don’t have to call me Mr. Peanut. Just don’t call me dinner. 1.1239 0.03799 113 102 8 3
5200 My good sir, have you by chance heard the news about me being moldy, stale, and full of allergens? 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
5201 Do you want to end up like Charles Sumner? 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5202 He's back! He's back! Voldemort is back! 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5203 You must be a nut to address the elephant in the room! 1.1239 0.03799 113 102 8 3
5204 Mrs. Peanut is in the next room. Bon appetit. 1.1239 0.03799 113 102 8 3
5205 Having “ an elephant in the room” is supposed to be hypothetical, not lethal! 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
5206 I know I’ve skipped our last few sessions and I apologize. s 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5207 Wait! Wait! I was told I was meeting the black sheep of the family. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5208 Nonsense! You'll never get away with it! Don't you see how wealthy I am? 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5209 Why can’t you be satisfied staring in the circus? 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5210 Sir, the restaurant is that way. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5211 It's time to address the elephant in the room... 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5212 I've seen this movie before. I'm about to be a assaulted! 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5213 My gun cane is more than match for your trunk and tusks! 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5214 What an odd way to find out Travis Kelce took my Super Bowl commercial. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5215 Keep your trunk where I can see it. I’m just the mascot, you know! 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5216 If you had it to do again, would you have done it? 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5217 Trust me, I'm the wrong peanut you want to crush. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
5218 Please, none of this “mister” stuff. Now—how would YOU prefer to be addressed? 1.1238 0.02772 105 93 12 0
5219 Sleep demon? Why you’re not due till tonight! 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5220 No, we really don’t need to talk about my choice of a monocle over glasses.” 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5221 You'll never take me alive ! 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5222 Horton, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake? 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5223 I think you've got the wrong peanut buddy 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5224 I know that you have a crush on me, but… 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5225 Remember, I’m an old hard nut to crack! Beware! 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5226 Tha china shop kis next door 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5227 I am old and rich, too salty even for you… 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5228 You won't get away so easily this time, Mister Peanut! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5229 Aren't you on a low-sodium diet? I am no good for you. 1.1232 0.02808 138 121 17 0
5230 I'm too salty. I'm sure we can work this out. 1.1231 0.03092 130 115 14 1
5231 BUY MY BRAND! 1.1230 0.03204 122 108 13 1
5232 Never address the elephant in the room 1.1230 0.03204 122 108 13 1
5233 Listen you've got the wrong guy I'm only on marketing 1.1230 0.03204 122 108 13 1
5234 You’ve got it all wrong. I’m Mr. Boiled Peanut. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5235 You called about a peanut allergy that no one believes or takes seriously. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5236 I have a wife and kids––eat them instead. 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
5237 I promise I'll have it tomorrow. 1.1228 0.03767 114 103 8 3
5238 A peanut or not, I’m coming in hot. (Caption mastermind is my 4 year old son!) 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5239 I'm a walnut, believe me, a walnut, honest, a walnut... 1.1228 0.03088 114 100 14 0
5240 I’m an icon, you don’t have nutting on me! 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5241 I still rule you, or my name isn't Donald Trump! 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
5242 Just spit out the shells PREP! 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
5243 Remember, you work for my people! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5244 I trust you will be happy to hear that this apartment has TWO bathrooms! 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
5245 Huh, so you think I’m just peanuts next to the elephant in the room.. just wait 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5246 Before you go through with your kidnap scheme, remember I’m also quite tasty! Damn... 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5247 Why didn’t you tell me there is a room in the elephant? 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5248 Vote for Mr Peanut - some people are too demented and senile to be President 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5249 My cane, top hat, and monacle will wreak havoc on your colon. s. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5250 You’re not real! You’re just a figment of my imagination, so my nuts are secure” 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5251 You gotta stop following me into every room… 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5252 With all the rooms I've been served in over the years,I knew it was just a matter of time before I'd have to face you. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5253 No, no. It is not about me! It is all about YOU. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5254 I know, I know. I may look like a tasty peanut, but I'm really an inedible Brazil nut. Get it? An INEDIBLE Brazil nut! 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
5255 Listen, peanut consumption is way down. You need to start pulling your weight. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5256 Hmmmm....you must be the elephant in the room 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5257 No one mentioned you’d be here. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5258 So, Taylor's got a peanut allergy...interesting 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5259 You need to work harder" says the peanut 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5260 I know you won’t forget me, but if you could forget my baby nut days, that’d be great. 1.1220 0.03180 123 109 13 1
5261 I object to being commodified bu you as a potential snack. I prefer to be addressed as “Mr. Peanut” thank you 1.1217 0.03062 115 101 14 0
5262 The 104 year-old Mr. Peanut wondered… “Could this be some kind of subtle visual metaphor I’m missing?” 1.1217 0.02191 115 103 12 0
5263 IT'S A COSTUME NOT DINNER. 1.1217 0.03526 115 103 10 2
5264 Congratulations on your excellent memory but I'm just a spokespeanut. 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
5265 Easy there. Remember your allergy. 1.1217 0.03062 115 101 14 0
5266 I take it that this is to be our last encounter, eh, Dumbo ? 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
5267 Don't even think that! I'm a big Republican whale! 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
5268 Begone! I have no fear of metaphors! 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
5269 Strange pairing, isn't it? 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
5270 Look, I'm not selling circus peanuts. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
5271 You sure dominate a room! 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
5272 Mr. Peanut meets his Grim Reaper. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
5273 Hey, you’re not the Master-Caterer! 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
5274 My life may be in peril, so can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
5275 Aw-shucks, the peanut farmer was almost fifty years ago. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
5276 Eustache Tilley told me....and I pass this advice along to you.... get a monocle! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5277 Do you know who I am? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5278 I guess nightmares do come true. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5279 Goober couldn’t help but pee his pants… 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5280 It is only fair to warn you that as the newest member of the Public Domain Club,Mickey is just finishing some club business and is right behind me. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5281 This is no circus! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5282 White elephant, pink elephant, is there a pachyderm in every room? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5283 Yes, but do you have an EpiPen handy? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5284 I know you always feel like they don’t acknowledge you. Let’s just say happy birthday and get out of here. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5285 The elephant is in the room, and he's not leaving. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5286 No, wait… I meant ‘friend’ — I didn’t use a hard ‘r’… 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5287 When you finally find out how much your bosses get paid. 1.1210 0.03357 124 111 11 2
5288 I know you don’t like hearing it but YOU are working for ME! 1.1210 0.03357 124 111 11 2
5289 So this is what happens when you ignore the gorilla in the room? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
5290 Oh geez, I remember the Top Nut 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5291 Now I feel like the elephant in the room. 1.1207 0.03705 116 105 8 3
5292 Don't even try it. I imagine I may taste a bit stale. 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
5293 Jumbo peanuts? Don’t you remember me saying that only one of us would be trademarked? 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
5294 Look Horton...Dust-speck boil, peanut boil... You and me-we're on the same team here" 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
5295 Friendly reminder to eat the rich! 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
5296 I’ve been coming to Doctor house Moreau for years. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5297 If you make the right decision, there is a lot of money in it. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5298 People are going to know my first, middle, and last name after this. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5299 Aw, C'mon Billy, just this one last time? I promise to pay you with something better than peanuts!! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5300 I think I need a new prescription 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
5301 And though I walk in the shadow of death, I fear no evil; my brother Mr Peanuts will protect me with their brave hearts and hardy shells. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
5302 Be careful, I'm full of allergies. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5303 But have you tried a genetically modified peanut? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5304 Bartholomew thought they were giving him a new office, but they'd failed to mention the elephant in the room - his act had become stale, and it was time to go. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5305 I had a feeling the elephant in the room would eventually come back to haunt me. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5306 I'm not what I look like. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5307 It goes without saying 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
5308 You are my blind date? 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5309 So this is where the phrase “The Elephant in the Room “ comes from. 1.1200 0.03698 125 114 7 4
5310 Without a shadow of a doubt, I now see who the elephant in the room is! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5311 No, ‘hey, three eyes’ is not less offensive. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5312 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MOUSE? 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5313 Don't push your luck,big boy. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5314 I don’t really feel like talking about it, it’s making me nuts 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5315 I don't care if you ARE suffering from peanut envy -- BACK OFF! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5316 You must be the proverbial elephant in the room. You can't hold a candle to Mr. Peanut, Buster! 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
5317 I swear it wasn't me! It was Filbert! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5318 Don’t worry. I’m allergic to peanuts. Kevin Sullivan, Salem, Mass 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5319 You can have he peanuts, but leave the rest as is. I'm dancing tonight. 1.1200 0.03331 125 112 11 2
5320 Hey, if you like me, you'll LOVE my friend Skippy over there! 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
5321 You were just retired. I died. 1.1197 0.03468 117 105 10 2
5322 There isn't enough room in here for both of us. 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
5323 Er, ah, hi. I'm looking for a Mister Wayne Lapierre ... 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
5324 Alas, it all comes down to this -- shell or be shelled. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5325 Stand back! I have an elephant allergy! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5326 You know, you won't get away with this. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5327 He ran out the other way 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5328 Mr. Peanut finally acknowledges the elephant in the room. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5329 I am willing to discuss the white and black elephants in the room. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5330 But I’m a national treasure! If you do this, everyone will come looking for me! 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5331 No, no! You don't look at all like Ginger Rogers. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
5332 I'm Mr Peanut, and you are an elephant. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5333 Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Deborah Wayne, Port Chester, New York 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
5334 Listen I just don't know who you are anymore. "No nut November" ended two months ago. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5335 I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'VE STARTED YOUR NEW DIET! 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5336 When I catch the light from the window in just the right way, my shadow becomes my nightmare. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5337 Apparently you haven't heard that elephants enjoying eating peanuts is a myth... 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5338 What else did you hope to find in an empty room. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5339 I didn’t even KNOW Barnum & Bailey! 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5340 are we just gonna ignore the elephant in the room? 1.1190 0.03108 126 112 13 1
5341 And let me shell out how we met 1.1190 0.03306 126 113 11 2
5342 Mr. Bond, My employer has dispatched me to your service, for he knows your weakness, PEANUT Allergy! Muhahaha...ha...hamu (*cough, *cough) 1.1190 0.03493 126 114 9 3
5343 I don't care that you're in the room 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
5344 The invitation says 'semi formal.' You should at least put on an ascot." 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5345 That damn doorman will do anything for a good tip. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5346 Er, ummm... I'm actually just an old myopic pistachio. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5347 Beware! I’m from a family where aflatoxin ran rampant. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5348 Honey, what do you mean you haven't told your parents about me? 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5349 The phrase is let’s A-ddress the elephant in the room, not UN-dress the elephant in the room 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5350 Ok, let's address the peanut in the room, he's been around for a long time, meaning he's no longer very tasty. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
5351 Don't look at me that way, you're the one that's the elephant in the room. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
5352 Hey Dumbo... don't forget about your peanut allergy. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
5353 Uhg.. just don't eat me. 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
5354 I knew this day would come on day. 1.1185 0.02984 135 120 14 1
5355 I know eating me seems like a good idea but trust me I can make all your dreams come true. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5356 Hey man, take all the peanuts you want. Please, I have a family! 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5357 so we meet again Melvin, let’s se who eats who this time 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5358 Lets talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5359 Ant 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
5360 Are you (gulp) Deep Throat? 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
5361 Bite me, you big brute! 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5362 Mr. Peanut meets the big elephant in the room. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5363 You just cost me my Super Bowl ad debut! How was I supposed to know that elephants don’t really like peanuts?” 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
5364 Public domain be damned, you can’t kill me again! 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5365 So what's the problem? 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5366 You really want to talk about the peanut in the room?" 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
5367 I'm not Mr. Peanut, I'm Uncle Pennybags. 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
5368 Well, I suppose the time has finally come. “Dear Mr. Elephant…” 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
5369 This ‘herd sharing’ plan is killing our sales. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
5370 As an herbivore, do you really want a personified peanut? 1.1181 0.03085 127 113 13 1
5371 OH NO! There's an elephant in the room? 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5372 Yes, the elephant in the room gets addressed, and quickly. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5373 Thanks for asking, Esther, I'm still trying to recover from my Brazilian Nut Lift 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
5374 Hmmm . . . . , I think they’re on to me. Floyd Ogburn, Jr. Durham, NC 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5375 I need a different room 1.1176 0.03615 119 108 8 3
5376 But what they don’t tell you, Mr. Peanut, is that elephants never forgive… 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5377 i guess you are the black elephant in the room 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
5378 Sometimes being in a room, if only by association is more obvious. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
5379 Let's just let bygones be bygones. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
5380 How about a chess match? You can have white. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
5381 Um, it's just me—the guy from that magazine! 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
5382 I’ve been coming to Dr. Moreau for years. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
5383 You must be the elephant in the room everyone's talking about. 1.1171 0.03783 111 101 7 3
5384 I say! I was told there would not be an elephant in the room! 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
5385 But I tell you, I'm no relation! My name is Mr Marracca... 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
5386 Mr.Peanut faces his biggest fear! 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
5387 Who’s that pokemon?! It’s capitalism! 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
5388 Eating just one peanut will give you dermatitis. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5389 Maybe you've forgotten that elephants don't like peanuts. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5390 I'll do the best I can, but that's an awfully tall order. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5391 How do we deal with this elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.03385 120 108 10 2
5392 I am death. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5393 You're just the elephant in the room, but I AM MR. PEANUT! 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5394 So what exactly did you mean by 'eat the rich'? 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5395 But you said you'd happily work for peanuts. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5396 Now be civil, yoou hear me? 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
5397 A Tr(i)umphant?! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5398 Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars, and do not ask why I’m dressed as a peanut. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5399 You do realize it's a fallacy that elephants eat peanuts... 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
5400 And who’s this now? Mrs Peanut and I just finally cleared the air from the last elephant in the room. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5401 Now, let's address the elephant in the room. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5402 So, where are we heading for brunch? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5403 You were expecting Dumbo? 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
5404 No, I don’t know how to cure your allergy, but on the bright side we can be FB friends. 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5405 You remember me... I taste like hot pepper! 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
5406 When you tweaking yo motha fuckin ass off 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
5407 The answer to who eat my family,really is the elephant in the room. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
5408 My last roommate was an 800-pound Gorilla. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
5409 My dear sir, “Mr. Peabean” just wouldn’t suit me. 1.1161 0.03040 112 99 13 0
5410 Careful big boy ! I’m not a peanut - I’m a hand grenade !! 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
5411 Gentlemen, the elephant in the room is sucking up all the air and I'm next! 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
5412 It’s not your turn. Where’s Dumbo? 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5413 Before you proceed, just remember--a life sentence for you may be a very long time! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5414 I'm done shelling out to a loser. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5415 No, I'm supposed to be addressing YOU. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
5416 Aren’t you allergic to peanuts? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5417 Why did I have to be in this cartoon from the series "Common Expressions"? 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5418 And that was the last we saw of him. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5419 I forgot to address the Elefant in the room. 1.1157 0.03359 121 109 10 2
5420 Thanksgiving Day Parades end tonight. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5421 So what point exactly are you trying to prove ? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5422 I think you need a new profile picture. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5423 I'll be up front with you, I don't think I would be suitable for a herbivore diet." 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
5424 Don't worry, I won't mention you. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5425 This is my new life, Dumbo; you have to move on. Afterall, what would your mother think? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5426 You’d feel more seen if I was allowed to make comments. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5427 Yes, I remember you from your rampage through the farm where I grew up, and I know you remember me -- so let's cut to the chase, shall we? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5428 Mr. Trump, please listen to reason. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5429 But I”m a celebrity peanut?!?! 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
5430 And I thought they were referring to about my obvious plantation ties. 1.1150 0.03015 113 100 13 0
5431 It is not I who am the elephant in this room, Mr. Peanut. 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
5432 Does my monocle deceive me or is there really a MAGA-DON in the room? 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
5433 IT’S NOT WIDELY KNOWN, BUT PEANUTS ARE VERY GOOD WITH A BLUFF “I should tell you; my monocle, cane and hat are registered lethal weapons.” 1.1150 0.03719 113 103 7 3
5434 Sometimes you just have to deal with the elephant in the room. 1.1150 0.03719 113 103 7 3
5435 This isn't going to turn our good! 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
5436 Twenty-six hundred calorie per pound times my one hundred pounðs equals two-hundred, eighty-six thousand calories. 1.1150 0.03015 113 100 13 0
5437 I was hoping for a therapeutic process of self discovery, Doctor. 1.1148 0.03123 122 109 12 1
5438 Yes, I am delicious in ways we should also talk about. 1.1148 0.02897 122 108 14 0
5439 Would it help my case if I told you that I'm over 100 years old? 1.1148 0.03332 122 110 10 2
5440 Elephant's internal monologue: "I'm about to bust this nut so easily." 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5441 YOU SHALL NOT PASS! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5442 This is not the 'elephant in the room' I was expecting. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5443 You complaining to me about some woman riding your back?! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5444 Not at the office—what are you, nuts! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5445 I knew this day would come back to bite me. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5446 No, no, you don't want to snack on me...I’m actually Mr. Monopoly! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5447 You don’t scare me. My shell is Kevlar infused with integrity. 1.1145 0.02996 131 117 13 1
5448 Mr peanut about to be eaten 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5449 I know what you are thinking...that I'm a tasty treat. Think again. Planter's wouldn't be use a real peanut. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5450 I've never been anywhere near a circus! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5451 I'd rather not discuss the . . . umm . . . "thing" . . . in the room. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5452 Elephant please, you about to get a taste of my Wu-Tang style. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5453 See here, my good man, we do not have to address the elephant in the room! 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5454 Is this surreal or am I nuts? 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5455 There's a peanut in the room about to be consumed. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5456 The Glow, Pt. 2 by the Microphones x Mr. Peanut 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5457 I wasn't the one who put the habanero in the peanut shell! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5458 Great, the pervert who wants my nuts again. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5459 I don’t care who you are. I want a peanut now! 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5460 Remember,you are allergic to me. 1.1140 0.03471 114 103 9 2
5461 get on your knees 1.1140 0.03471 114 103 9 2
5462 My dear elephant, this is nuts! I am no mere peanut to munch upon. I am a bonafide celebrity with 49k followers on Instagram. Check. You’ll see I am right about this. 1.1140 0.03471 114 103 9 2
5463 When you said the "elephant in the room," I thought you meant the decline in sales in the last quarter! 1.1140 0.03239 114 102 11 1
5464 But salt is bad for your heart! 1.1140 0.02990 114 101 13 0
5465 Am I the head of a conglomerate … or simply a snack in a hat? 1.1140 0.03688 114 104 7 3
5466 But we're friends...remember... 1.1138 0.02875 123 109 14 0
5467 Well, before I inevitably am eaten, I would just like to say that Richard has nothing on me. 1.1138 0.03502 123 112 8 3
5468 You know nothing about my missing relatives? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5469 I guess it's safe to assume you do not have a peanut allergy... 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5470 Hey, Jumbo--I'm your new mahout. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5471 Hey sonny, what the heck is that thing hanging off your face? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5472 You want me to be the next football coach at Alabama? 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5473 Please, call me Peanut 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5474 Mr. Peepers, I think we need to discuss the legume in the room. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5475 Yeah, but you've only got an allergy to worry about. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5476 There is a lot more at the zoo. Follow me. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5477 Before you do anything that we'll both regret, I happen to be inedible. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5478 I do not fear you Mr. Elephant, for the plot armor of my much publicized 2020 death shall protect me 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5479 How about we address the elephant in the room? 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5480 So much for your great memory … George W. Carver developed me not George W. Bush or Jimmy Carter 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5481 Maybe you can ignore it, but my life is on the line. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5482 @mstoywhisperer It wasn’t the size that concerned him. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
5483 I'm an old peanut, and I wouldn't taste very good. 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5484 Is the rumor about your new allergy true? 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5485 Now look who’s here! Mr. elephant in the room. I thought you were supposed to be in the China Shop this time of day. How can I help you? 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5486 Sure. I can get you some. But it's gonna cost you. 1.1130 0.03442 115 104 9 2
5487 Let’s address the elephant in the room 1.1129 0.03075 124 111 12 1
5488 So the elephant in the room is you. 1.1128 0.03140 133 120 11 2
5489 I was hoping that you would let the past be history; you know, let bygones be bygones. But that's just not your nature is it? 1.1128 0.03140 133 120 11 2
5490 Peanuts, Mr Peanuts™, how could you forget that? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5491 Oh no, the Gobbler Of Peanuts!! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5492 Well, I suppose I should address “ the elephant in the room”?… 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5493 There's an elephant in the room! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5494 My impenetrable shell shall protect me! 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5495 It seems we should have been clearer and asked, "Would you be willing to have peanuts as your supervisors?" 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5496 Does this mean you're over your allergy? Or perhaps you just forgot something? 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5497 Shadow work sucks. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5498 You get ignored? Trust me it’s better than being killed off! 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5499 I am my worst enemy 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5500 Stand clear of the elephant 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5501 You can eat me for no less than one million dollars. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
5502 Well, it looks like we're locked in. Good thing elephants only eat peanuts in cartoons. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
5503 Who gets first dibs on the 'Jumbo' moniker?" 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5504 What do you mean you can't see it? 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5505 Cashews! Cashews! You haven't tried them, yet. I know lots of cashews who have it coming! 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5506 I'm not buying that tonage ploy you get your share and nothing more. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
5507 Food for thought, eh Dumbo? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
5508 You can’t kill me, I’m already dead 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5509 You're not here to open an IRA, are yu? 1.1121 0.02942 116 103 13 0
5510 So you’re the proverbial elephant in the room! Of course you remember all the fuss over my death. 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
5511 Inevitable future! What can I say, what can I do? 1.1121 0.02942 116 103 13 0
5512 Come on! I'm an endangered species, too. 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
5513 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1120 0.03256 125 113 10 2
5514 Peanut The elephant in the room 'NOT LOOKING GOOD' 1.1120 0.03256 125 113 10 2
5515 Not your type, so back off! I’m salted, not honey-roasted. 1.1119 0.02932 134 120 13 1
5516 Hey—the line was, 'Once a patsy, always a patsy.' Do you think it's funny? 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5517 Was that hole in the wall always there? 1.1111 0.04033 99 91 5 3
5518 No, I promise, it’s the little ones you want. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5519 Do you really think that your nose can win over my top hat and cane? 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5520 You do understand that no self respecting Republican works for peanuts theses days. 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5521 You have terrifying skills in "Shadow Puppets" 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5522 Frankly, I’d be more comfortable with a gorilla. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5523 Stand back or I will jump in your trunk! 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5524 Ohhhh shiiit! 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5525 But,Dumbo, remember that peanut allergy will kill you! 1.1111 0.03028 126 113 12 1
5526 As the only peanut here, I guess it’s time to address the elephant in the room” 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
5527 Don't eat me. I have a cliff to fall off. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5528 I say, -this might be an Over Statement! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5529 You remember me. My name's Romney. You supported me for President. You remember that. Don't you? DON'T YOU? 1.1111 0.03160 117 105 11 1
5530 YOU ARE POWERFUL! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5531 Let's come to an understanding, you work for MR. PEANUT!!!. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5532 Oh so you’ll tell Elmo how you’re REALLY feeling, but not me? No that’s fine, Martha. 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5533 Oh, oh, Jumbo...it looks we are not in Fort Smith, AR any more. 1.1111 0.03160 117 105 11 1
5534 ‘If someone doesn’t start filling you in, none of these delays are gonna save you.’ 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5535 GOP, you say? Why I guess that makes us both Grand Old Peanuts! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5536 Finally, face to face with the circus's true ringmaster. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5537 Where did you come from? 1.1111 0.03385 117 106 9 2
5538 I thought you were a jackass! 1.1111 0.03597 117 107 7 3
5539 Maybe this Halloween costume wasn’t such a good idea. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5540 I think it's time we address the elephant in the room... 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5541 I always envisioned you in pink" 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5542 Remember? I'm stale. 1.1102 0.03207 127 115 10 2
5543 'Come a step closer and I'll thwack your trunk with my cane!' 1.1102 0.03207 127 115 10 2
5544 I'm here to offer a bargain price to to fulfill you're wife's desire to address the elephant in the room. 1.1102 0.02895 118 105 13 0
5545 Don't eat me, I'm past my Best By Date 1.1102 0.02895 118 105 13 0
5546 Don't you remember me?! 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5547 Mr Peanut I presume? Oh umm, umm NO, he just left behind you! 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5548 Excuse me, I thought this was the jelly room. 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
5549 You are working for a family of peanuts, but you will be paid in dollars. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5550 Gonna turn me into peanut butter? Is that your line? 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5551 Well. Well. Well 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5552 Well, think about this. You are going to have to go through the monocle the hat and the cane before you get to the good stuff. 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5553 Anaphylactic shocked to see me here? 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
5554 See. I told you just eating peanuts would make you a shadow of yourself! 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5555 Sometimes I think I will live forever and sometimes I just feel so threatened. Do you know what I mean? 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
5556 No, you do not belong in a circus, hence eating peanuts makes no sense either. Stop being a shadow of yourself and be the leaf eating King you are. Meeting adjourned. 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
5557 With this spectacle it appears my reflection is quite large 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5558 There can be only one! 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5559 Pluralistic Democracy arrives at their last job interview. 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
5560 We need to talk about the elephant and the Legume 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
5561 I'm not acknowledging that you're in the room. You can't eat me. 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
5562 I Feel Your Breath, Is That You Mom ? 1.1092 0.03331 119 108 9 2
5563 Why, no - Mr. Peanut was my father. Please, call me The Monopoly Guy. I am, of course, wholly inedible. 1.1092 0.02872 119 106 13 0
5564 Nobody mentioned the elephant in the room! 1.1091 0.03500 110 100 8 2
5565 Truth be told, the Mrs. wanted the allergy disclaimer from the get-go. 1.1091 0.03500 110 100 8 2
5566 Mr. Peanut, there's quite an elephant in the room. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
5567 Just ignore the peanut in the room. 1.1091 0.03731 110 101 6 3
5568 Need to talk about the elephant in the room before it’s too late 1.1091 0.02986 110 98 12 0
5569 want to play a game. Your life is a lie , but now comes your moment of truth 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
5570 Let's negotiate. But please don't eat me. 1.1091 0.02986 110 98 12 0
5571 Remember your coping statement...Elephants eating peanuts is just a myth. Elephants eating peanuts is just a myth. You're just a myth. 1.1091 0.03500 110 100 8 2
5572 Let me live and you'll have all the peanut butter you want for the rest of your life. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5573 What have you done with Mr. Milmoss 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5574 When they say something about the elephant in the room, are they saying it's real or imaginary? 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5575 Fine. Let's talk about it." 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5576 Er, long time no see! No hard feelings, eh? 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5577 This may appear obvious to some, but... food for thought... I've been half blind for a while now. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5578 I got your message, you're tired of those obnoxious ads. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5579 But I'm famous! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5580 I thought you'd have a hammer and sickle! 1.1089 0.04198 101 94 3 4
5581 Oh bomb! How do I address this? 1.1087 0.04221 92 85 4 3
5582 Trying to avoid the big elephant in the room 1.1087 0.02851 138 124 13 1
5583 This doesn't look like it's going to be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. 1.1081 0.02961 111 99 12 0
5584 Don't worry you can stay inside, I'm on the pill. 1.1081 0.03699 111 102 6 3
5585 You DO know who i am?! 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
5586 To the elephant in the room, wait til' you're 104! 1.1081 0.02961 111 99 12 0
5587 Ah Geez,guys. Why can’t we just talk about what we all know we see… a snacking revolution! 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
5588 I represent your downstairs neighbor, Mr Almeida. You know him; he looks like Lin-Manuel Miranda. He knows it's not your fault that your owners torment him. He'd like to give you a chance to make things right. Do you understand what he means by that? 1.1081 0.03470 111 101 8 2
5589 So, what peanulty should you get for being late, Mr. Elefant 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
5590 I see that you are lacking confidence Murray. I have been asked to give you my copyrighted Mr. Peanut Pep Talk. 1.1081 0.03470 111 101 8 2
5591 I can give you is an allergic reaction so large no one will be able to ignore you. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5592 Maybe we really should discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
5593 You don’t wanna do this…I’M MOSTLY SHELL!!! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5594 I once heard a story about you... and I'm worried that you may eat me. 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
5595 Is the black elephant the bad one? 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
5596 If it's money you want, you must know that this outfit is all for show. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5597 My question mark is straighter than yours. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5598 Are you shadowing me for peanuts? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5599 I’m going to pretend I never met you. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5600 I knew you wouldn’t forget about me. You left me a shell of a man. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5601 Can't say this is nonexistent black elephant in a dark room 1.1074 0.03278 121 110 9 2
5602 Just who are you calling a peanut? 1.1069 0.02710 131 117 14 0
5603 Mr. Peanut succumbs to paranoid fantasy. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5604 I don't care if you did run away and join the circus. Get out of my face. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5605 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death my cane and my jaunty top hat they comfort me. 1.1068 0.03881 103 95 5 3
5606 I suppose it was always going to come to this. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5607 Don't blame me if you gain weight. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5608 Sir, do you really think that you can eat me? 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5609 Really? Well I’m the nut that has to crack! 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5610 The elephant really is in the room!" 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5611 What you call love was invented by guys like me... to sell Peanuts 1.1066 0.03037 122 110 11 1
5612 They didn't warn him about the elephant in the room 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5613 They call me Mr. Peanut but i'm really a hand grenade. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5614 Well, you're not exactly what I expected...and yet... 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5615 You mean to say, "I'm going to eat you MISTER Peanut" 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5616 I’m afraid it’s over D…The missus is on to us. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5617 As soon as we develop therapeutic jelly, you’re outta here. 1.1062 0.03411 113 103 8 2
5618 Hey guys...Let's make the world a little less nutty this time! 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
5619 I’m 108. Choke on my monocle Dumbo 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
5620 I am not your lunch. 1.1062 0.03411 113 103 8 2
5621 I stupidly assumed you had forgotten. 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
5622 It’s time you knew… You never had a nut allergy. 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
5623 Well, I can stand anywhere I want to! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5624 I know an elephant never forgets, but perhaps this one time you forgot about your peanut allergy? 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5625 I don't know if anyone told you, but I identify as a pack of starving lions. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5626 Now it's time to address the tiny peanut in the room! 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5627 That's nuts. I'm much too old for this! 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5628 Can we go back to "the mouse in the room"? 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5629 Well, Bartholomew, you should have known I wouldn’t forget … 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5630 Ah, Mr. Jumbo... I should have known you wrote this letter. 1.1057 0.03227 123 112 9 2
5631 But I’m a gentleman.. 1.1057 0.03013 123 111 11 1
5632 Yes I am the spokesperson for the company but  there are plenty of nuts in the boardroom down the hall” 1.1053 0.03382 114 104 8 2
5633 You know I'm an empty shell of a human being,right? 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
5634 I’m just a shell of a nut 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
5635 Is—is that you, Robert Motherwell? 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
5636 Remember your allergy Ella! Your dosage is way more than the one EpiPen in the first aid kit. 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
5637 What I'm offering is an allergic reaction so huge no one will be able to ignore you. 1.1053 0.03605 114 105 6 3
5638 big spotlight meets big shadow 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
5639 No! The answer is NO!!! Do you hear me , Dumbo??? 1.1048 0.02762 124 111 13 0
5640 But I was friends with Magilla.” 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5641 I dont think our meeting will end well 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5642 Surely it is a harmless elephant in my room. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5643 Sir, it’s not what it looks like! It’s my cane! 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5644 I may have a hard shell, but I fall for softies like you. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5645 I'm an icon and my ride is waiting. I bet I'll make it out the door before you can eat me. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5646 I hope you'll like our home for the obsolete. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5647 I was in a bar with Rock, Paper and Scissors, I swear. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5648 Show yourself, I know you're in the room ! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5649 It’s ‘Dr.’ Peanut to you. 1.1043 0.02863 115 103 12 0
5650 Hi! My name is Bob. 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
5651 You see they would never ignore a peanut 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5652 P-p-p-put down your trunk and let's unpack this. 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
5653 Trust me, I never ignored you guys. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5654 We can talk about you being in the room. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5655 So, are we gonna talk about the elephant in this room? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5656 Me versus the legendary legume at the bottom of the Texas Roadhouse barrel. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
5657 I’’m not going to point out the elephant in the room 1.1038 0.03775 106 98 5 3
5658 No, dear, that discussion is in another room. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
5659 Are you sure you want to be in the room where it happened. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
5660 Head's I win, Peanuts you lose! 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5661 ...but I didn't think you'd eat ME! 1.1038 0.03775 106 98 5 3
5662 Well excuse me. Who did you think you heard? 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5663 Do I look like a liberal? No more than you do! 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5664 Don't waste your time...I'm already 'assaulted' peanut. 1.1034 0.03326 116 106 8 2
5665 I think it's time for me to address the huge problem in the room right now." 1.1034 0.03326 116 106 8 2
5666 Oh no Mr. Bill! 1.1034 0.03093 116 105 10 1
5667 I always suspected he hadn't forgotten! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5668 dont penuts that gost isnt real 1.1034 0.02840 116 104 12 0
5669 I’ve heard of an “elephant in the room,” but this is extra nutty 1.1034 0.03544 116 107 6 3
5670 Not to be nosey,but would you mind sharing some? Nose that is. 1.1032 0.02945 126 114 11 1
5671 I’m sorry but you were not eligible to win the last contest, Mr. Elephant. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5672 We know you'll love living in The Gallery. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5673 Yikes - in this case "elephant in the room" takes on new meaning! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5674 Is this the peanut butter floor? 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5675 Not so fast, pal! Your ROOM is down the hall!!!! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5676 I’d scream, but I don’t want to get trampled. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5677 Would you like to split a cab uptown? 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5678 I have arms and legs. I’m not a real peanut. 1.1028 0.03741 107 99 5 3
5679 Any chance you may have a peanut allergy? 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
5680 Going after me is Peanuts! You should be chasing Democrats! 1.1026 0.02817 117 105 12 0
5681 Would you believe I'm Roger, the intern in the marketing department? 1.1026 0.03067 117 106 10 1
5682 Really? You’re a talking elephant, I’m a talking peanut, and all you can think to ask is whether I’m “related to that guy from the board game?” 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5683 You must have me mistaken for something else. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5684 I'm Mr. PATRIOT, not PEANUT! 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5685 Ummmm....Dad their is an elephant in the Room!! 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5686 Sorry, but the monkeys attacked me outside. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5687 Who are you to say I’m not a tasty snack?! Listen, Tiny, you worship a rancid Cheeto! 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5688 To survive, please, do address the elephant in the room 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5689 Okay I acknowledged you, now please just sign the damn NDA so no one else does .” I realize this is really late and most like won’t get any attentio 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5690 Alright, stand back. That’s all unverified rumor. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5691 Fair warning, you can take the peanut out of the circus, but you cannot take the circus out of the peanut. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5692 They didn’t warn me about the elephant in the room! 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5693 But where is the Monopoly ga--oh... Well played, old friend. Well played. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5694 I’ve got an army waiting in case you get any ideas 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5695 Uh ohhh! Size Does matter! And I know he remembers me! 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5696 Well, shoot. It's a silhouette. I don't know what of. But it sure is big. 1.1017 0.03042 118 107 10 1
5697 I knew you would eventually find me. Make it quick, please. I deserve at least that. 1.1017 0.03042 118 107 10 1
5698 I miss the old Barnum & Bailey days. 1.1016 0.02680 128 115 13 0
5699 Not someone I’d want to meet in a dark alley. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5700 You’ll float too 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5701 Didn't you know, too much salt is bad for your health and I am roasted and very salty. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5702 They can never know what it was meant to be... The GOP (Grand Ol Peanut) 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5703 I warned you not to inhale the brazil nuts." Dan Schechter, Los Alamitos, Calif. 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
5704 I decline your invitation for anything beyond a lick. 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
5705 Don't eat me! I'm one of you! 1.1009 0.03178 109 99 9 1
5706 I'm not here, I'm actually dead. 1.1009 0.03178 109 99 9 1
5707 yes, contrary to proponents of the Mandela affect, both the Monopoly guy and I wear monocles. As an elephant, you of all people should remember. 1.1009 0.03178 109 99 9 1
5708 Are you hungry? 1.1008 0.02772 119 107 12 0
5709 You know, I wish you were still here. 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
5710 Hey, what is this? You're not Mr. Planters! 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5711 I hear you’re not fond of unsalted peanuts, of which I am one of those ilks. 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5712 My therapist always said I was a nut for avoiding you. 1.1000 0.02750 120 108 12 0
5713 I’d hate to address the silhouette of an elephant in the room, but.” 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5714 I know.... you're allergic to peanuts 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5715 🎵 “When a body meets a body comin’ through the rye “ 🎵 1.1000 0.02994 120 109 10 1
5716 All these years, I thought you were a myth, like the Abominable Snowman and Big Foot. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5717 Now let's confront the elephant in the room 1.1000 0.02994 120 109 10 1
5718 Don't eat me! I promise I'll vote Republican. 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5719 You remember I'm already assaulted 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5720 You! No, you will certainly not be mentioned at the meeting of the board of directors of this company. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5721 You forgot that you are never allowed in here. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5722 Elephant Elephant In The Middke Of The Room. 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5723 Cooking and cleaning as usual I see” 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5724 You won’t believe it… In a nutshell, I addressed an elephant in a room! 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5725 Please don't eat me elephant in the room. 1.0992 0.02729 121 109 12 0
5726 Okay, so that's seems a tad aggressive. What if I said I might just eat you? 1.0991 0.02849 111 100 11 0
5727 Hey, you think *I’ve* forgotten? 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5728 Let me formally address the elephant in the room: Apparently I am not fruity enough for you! 1.0991 0.02849 111 100 11 0
5729 Good heavens, if only it were No Nut November! 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5730 May I get you something to brighten your day - besides me. 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5731 Well, I guess it's better than seeing Peter Pan or Mr Skippy in the room. 1.0991 0.02849 111 100 11 0
5732 Jimmy sent me. Turn back. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5733 I think a shell of a man deserves a room of his own! 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5734 Look, I like a fancy dinner as much as the next man but… 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5735 Must be 2024, there's no ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5736 Are you into peanut butter? 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5737 I knew they'd try again. Yankee stadium was only their first attempt. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5738 Verily, I suggest thou venture forth with the inclusion of nuts. Forsooth, the wise veterinarians doth proclaim that nuts be imbued with great opulence of nourishment" 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5739 So it's 100 dollars up front and 50 dollars more for anything extra. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
5740 Maybe we can arrange a raise 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5741 found my meal for the day 1.0984 0.03168 122 112 8 2
5742 Not circus, not circus. I only do parties. 1.0982 0.02825 112 101 11 0
5743 I'll blow your trunk if you make me nut. 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
5744 Let Me Tall You About Peanut Allergies 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
5745 Last time you cornered me you broke my shell! 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
5746 Yes it's true: the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. 1.0982 0.03346 112 103 7 2
5747 I promise I’ll refrain Mr. Peanut. 1.0982 0.02825 112 101 11 0
5748 I guess I should address the you in the room.... 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5749 So we meet again. I think you'll find that I'm far more resourceful than the last time we tangled. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5750 I've got to be honest with you Olde Chap, I never saw this coming 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5751 You might be the elephant in the room, but I'm not afraid to discuss why eating me would be a big mistake. 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5752 Mr. Peanut: "I know it's hard to talk about, but we need to address the elephant in the room." Elephant: "Yeah, why are you so salty?" 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5753 Of course I plan to dress well on Super Bowl Sunday - why? 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5754 wait, wait, didn't your alergist say stay away from peanuts? 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5755 elephants in kenya. so hard to photograph but incredible to see.” #brooklynbeckha 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5756 Remember, as they say you have the best memory, that I am not on your menu for dinner. Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
5757 Mr. Peanut could not ignore the elephant in the room. 1.0973 0.03070 113 103 9 1
5758 It's a peanut and an elephant. 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
5759 I’ve got a really funny one. How do you eat an Elephant?? 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
5760 Mr Peanut would have kept doing mind expanding drugs in the 60s, except for the elephant in the room, which cornered him every time. 1.0973 0.03318 113 104 7 2
5761 Easy there, big fella. Let's talk this over. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
5762 Stop, please! It's me, Chuckles the Clown! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
5763 I think it's time we address the coup in the room. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
5764 Are you part of the campaign? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
5765 Doggy doggy what now, Elle Fant? 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
5766 You maybe the elephant in the room and I maybe a peanut but I have the money 1.0971 0.03782 103 96 4 3
5767 Uh uh, not me ! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
5768 You’re here? I’ve heard about you. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
5769 It'll be uncomfortable, but perhaps we should talk about the You in the room. 1.0968 0.02666 124 112 12 0
5770 If I may, I'd like to redress the elephant in the room. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5771 Thank goodness you're a cartoon elephant in the room, cause if you were real you might crush me like a peanut! 1.0968 0.02666 124 112 12 0
5772 ‘Say what you will, Donald J Trump is good for business.’ 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5773 No one really knew who the elephant in the room was. 1.0965 0.02778 114 103 11 0
5774 You want that Super Bowl ad or not? 1.0965 0.03289 114 105 7 2
5775 Once more, from the top: 🎶ate a peanut, ate a peanut… 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5776 Wait, sir. I can teach you how to farm peanuts. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5777 I may look like a peanut, but I'm actually a mouse. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5778 Let me offer you this: your white associate was here in December and I assure you we can arrange a similar, shall we call it “gift exchange”, that you’ll be satisfied with. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5779 Everybody knows you're stalking me 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5780 I guess this what you can expect when you refuse to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
5781 LBO! Over my dead body, Babar! 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5782 Oh, you're out of rooms? I'll hire you for this room if you promise not to eat me. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5783 So you have a peanut allergy and that’s the true Elephant in the room? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5784 You’d thought I’d forgotten, Mr. Peanut. It is you who should have remembered. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5785 Sir, given that I am just a shell of the Peanut I used to be, I hope we can come to some sort of peace. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5786 …so, now you know why they call it the elephant in the room. Pretty wild, huh? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5787 Just go ahead and eat me. Please don't play with my privates like the donkey. Those Democrats are all perverts. 1.0952 0.03712 105 98 4 3
5788 I came here looking for my wife and our 342 children 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
5789 Alright, the safe word is 'asparagus'. Now hurry up and sit on me, I'm about to nut. 1.0952 0.03712 105 98 4 3
5790 Test this time. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
5791 Yeah it was your idea. But I’ll only admit it here. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5792 You do realize I have an offer you shouldn't refuse? 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5793 It's shell shock, Dumbo! 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5794 When they say "Become one with the nut," they don't mean nutritionally, they mean spiritually!" 1.0948 0.02732 116 105 11 0
5795 Each time somebody threatened me with "the elephant in the room," it always turned out to be a non sequitur. Right? Right? 1.0948 0.03459 116 108 5 3
5796 I've heard of you often, but I never thought I would be in the same room with you! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5797 I guess I took "the elephant in the room too seriously" 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
5798 I’m a proud circus peanut, Sir. I don’t relish sharing a room with anyone going tusk-less.” 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5799 Think of your allergy! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5800 The 1980 Presidential Election 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
5801 No, I wasn’t dropped off by room service. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5802 Consider this part of the proletariat revolution 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5803 I guess the elephant in the room is that you’re an herbivore and I’m a peanut— 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
5804 So, it’s come to this, old friend. You finally got in. 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
5805 Away foul beast or I shall strike at thee most briskly with my top hat! 1.0943 0.03425 106 98 6 2
5806 Have you seen my daughter, Miss Mary Mack? 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
5807 So I meet you at last! The notorious hater of popular trademark cartoons! 1.0943 0.03678 106 99 4 3
5808 Ya the job stinks and you are a lousy boss, but the pay… it’s peanuts… 1.0940 0.02969 117 107 9 1
5809 This is as close as I will get to your trump 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5810 Addressing the Elephant in the Room, he said, 'Do you have any peanut allergies? 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
5811 Even I think you need an intervention. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5812 May be he hates peanuts. 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5813 How 'bout a nice banana, big fella? 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5814 You think you can crush me but you can't 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
5815 Uh, hey Jumbo, …the circus peanuts were a joke! A joke, I tell ya! 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5816 Could you look away? I feel a little naked. 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
5817 They couldn't afford a new car !! 1.0935 0.03645 107 100 4 3
5818 ok, we are all set. The rest of the board are all in this boardroom. Just pop in and remember to do your stuff. Lets see how Planters are going to vote out their CEO now, heh heh he 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5819 It’s time to address the large mammal with the trunk and large ears in the room. Now what were those called again? 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
5820 They may call you Jumbo, but you work for me. Never forget that. We wouldn’t want any “accidents” to happen, now would we? 1.0932 0.02688 118 107 11 0
5821 No, I do not remember you... 1.0930 0.03002 129 119 8 2
5822 Mr Elephant, I am getting into organic farming, and we are going our separate ways, Kapeesh? 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5823 I need to acknowledge I’m allergic to myself. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5824 You're not Elly Phant. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5825 But I'm not just 'a peanut', I'm 'The Indispensable Peanut' 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5826 It is down to you and it is down to me. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5827 Remember ,you're a vegetarian. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5828 This is not what I envisioned when told I could contribute to the well-being of others. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5829 Really, you don’t want to hurt me. You’ll never forget! 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5830 I don't do endorsements. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5831 Peanut butter! There I said it. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5832 Now that we have addressed you, you may leave and don't forget to close the doors behind you! 1.0926 0.03096 108 99 8 1
5833 The real elephant in the room, Dumbo: kill me now and you'll spend the rest of your life on the lam. 1.0926 0.02802 108 98 10 0
5834 Oh, No! I'm going to be done post this November." 1.0924 0.02666 119 108 11 0
5835 The odds were against me even before politics took over! 1.0917 0.03334 109 101 6 2
5836 The nutty truth Dumbo, it’s a myth. 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
5837 Frankly, I don't care if you like peanut butter. 1.0917 0.03068 109 100 8 1
5838 Spare me, and I will take you to a place where you can have all the peanuts you want! 1.0917 0.03334 109 101 6 2
5839 Just remember who you’re working for. 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
5840 Now don't be salty 1.0917 0.02509 120 111 8 1
5841 Perhaps we should address the peanut in the room. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5842 you said, everyone's talking .... 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5843 Dinning formal? 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5844 Death The elephant always in the room 1.0909 0.03041 110 101 8 1
5845 You ain't packin' me in your trunk! 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5846 I am not having this conversation and for your information some elephants are allergic to me. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5847 So...we meet again. I knew you wouldn't forget. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5848 That’s “yum yum MISTER peanut” , Jumbo! 1.0909 0.03041 110 101 8 1
5849 I want you to bust me wide open. 1.0909 0.03304 110 102 6 2
5850 Don't worry, I have an extreme peanut allergy. Have i introduced you to my brother? 1.0909 0.02754 110 100 10 0
5851 Hey, this is New York--fuhgeddaboudit. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5852 It’s an urban legend … you know. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5853 I promise, I'm not ignoring you - it's just that my eyes aren't great 1.0909 0.02754 110 100 10 0
5854 I'd make an accusation of genocide, but we've seen that your party just doesn't care much about the little man...er, peanut. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5855 Aw, us. 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
5856 At that moment, Frederico realized the "quack" he meant to visit was a crock. 1.0901 0.02730 111 101 10 0
5857 Don't think I'll be part of your act again. 1.0901 0.02730 111 101 10 0
5858 I’ve come to jork my peanits. 1.0901 0.02730 111 101 10 0
5859 I told you... an elephant never forgets. 1.0901 0.02730 111 101 10 0
5860 How many rooms have you visited so far? 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5861 Have you ever seen 2001: A Space Odyssey? It went a lot like this. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5862 Our mixed metaphors department would love to have you, but I'm afraid you'd have to work for peanuts. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
5863 You're too late; Planters already doomed this legume. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
5864 This is a sorry sight. Out damned spot. 1.0900 0.02290 100 92 8 0
5865 Eustace Tilley can send all the goons he wants. I won't be intimidated into changing my look! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5866 So you finally figured out I was lying about your peanut allergy... 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5867 FEED MEEEE 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5868 Love lost to personal growth: “I know you’re nuts about me, but I’m being planted in the morning.” 1.0893 0.02989 112 103 8 1
5869 Please stop talking about your salary to the public. 1.0893 0.02707 112 102 10 0
5870 IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM ? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
5871 I’ll consider making the containers more trunk-accessible if you leave my people alone 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
5872 Remember, YOU work for ME, Dumbo! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5873 Just between us, before I got into show business, I used to spend a lot of time in bars. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5874 Look, if you want a nut, you're either here, or you're not here. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5875 Well done, old adversary. My anthropomorphic disguise has not deceived you. Snack as you will. 1.0885 0.03219 113 105 6 2
5876 The city is a circus was just a metaphor! 1.0885 0.02684 113 103 10 0
5877 Nice to meet you, I'm Scrooge McDuck. 1.0885 0.02964 113 104 8 1
5878 H.R. said you were the ideal candidate for the job. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5879 Tusk, tusk …. Mr. Elephant no Peanuts, Cracker Jacks for you. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
5880 And nine months after this encounter, you were born with giant nuts 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5881 Perhaps our tryst shall flourish after allergy season. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5882 Your hunger is interfering with your artistic sensibility. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5883 Planters HR facilitates restorative justice 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5884 Call me a nut, but I think we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.02661 114 104 10 0
5885 Huh, have you eaten yet? 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
5886 Your shell game can't scare me. I'm a TV commercial star. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5887 Look, I can help you score some Jamaican bananas. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5888 Just because you're this big elephant in the room doesn't mean that you get to eat me. Anyway you're probably allergic!" 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
5889 It appears there is an elephant in the room. 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
5890 Squash these rumors around town, or we'll see how fast you can spread... 1.0870 0.02639 115 105 10 0
5891 (If only the Mets could get more pitching.) 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5892 Due to being the last member of this family owned business we have to make some payroll cuts. 1.0870 0.02914 115 106 8 1
5893 Eating without guilt. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5894 This supposed to be a dumbo meet and great ...., what are you doing ? 1.0870 0.02639 115 105 10 0
5895 But I don’t WANT to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5896 Now the union has officially gone too far." 1.0865 0.03378 104 97 5 2
5897 We both know the myth, however I am willing to cut my commission to just 5% for assurance! 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
5898 Hey big guy, we appreciate all the work you do for us at peanut corp, but I don’t think there’s room in the budget right now for that raise. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5899 If I’m going to be paid in peanuts, I’m getting the biggest ‘nut of them all! 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
5900 I guess I should have talked about the elephant in the room after all… 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5901 That's Mr. Peanut to you. Now where are your tap shoes? 1.0862 0.03138 116 108 6 2
5902 Yes. peanuts are good for you, but look carefully I am actually made out of plastic which is awful for your digestion, especially my cane. 1.0862 0.02617 116 106 10 0
5903 Aw, nuts! I was hoping you'd forget about that loan I took out. 1.0862 0.02890 116 107 8 1
5904 Let’s address the elephant in the peanut factory. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
5905 Yes, I am Mr. Peanut, but sorry I don't recognize you. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5906 you know you don't have to look at me like ust because I'm a few minutes late 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5907 Good evening sir, you called for an escort? Mr Dee Z. Nuts reporting for your service. 1.0857 0.03346 105 98 5 2
5908 They stopped calling me "Mr." when that appeared in the room. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
5909 I can't see you, and anyway I'm not edible! 1.0855 0.02596 117 107 10 0
5910 Well bless my monocle! No one mentioned the elephant in the room. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5911 Hey - don't go all cannibal on me - I'm republican too! 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5912 Allow me to introduce my heir non-apparent: the elephant in the room! 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5913 And you think I’m the elephant in the room? 1.0849 0.02720 106 97 9 0
5914 I'M NOT IN CAHOOTS WITH TAYLOR SWIFT OR THE NFL! 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
5915 Dont rush into the meeting Nuts yet 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
5916 I fear the end is near . . . 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5917 Hey Bud, can I talk to you for a second? 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5918 Where's Mr. Mouse when you need him? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5919 Careful, I can pull a punch. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5920 Gentlemen, no matter how extravagantly rich a peanut you might have become, you'll always feel there's something not talked about in the room. 1.0841 0.02696 107 98 9 0
5921 No, thankfully, you're not my shadow. 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
5922 Before you take another step, let me warn you, I am really a mouse in disguise who likes to get as much mileage as I can from of my Halloween costume. 1.0841 0.02696 107 98 9 0
5923 His nightmare became a reality when he was finally confronted by the elephant in the room. 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
5924 Why do you want to taste this rental before signing the lease agreement? 1.0840 0.02554 119 109 10 0
5925 Go ahead, try me" 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5926 This eviction notice has little to do with class. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5927 Can I interest you in a hamburger, instead? A nice ice cream sundae? How about a thick, juicy steak? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5928 You may be thinking about how I came about this buttery situation. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5929 Do you want to Pee-Nut ! before we leave ? 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5930 Are you just going to stand there or are you going to turn me into peanut butter? 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
5931 People always said there was an elephant in the room, but I never believed it. 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
5932 The coming of a shell-shocking regime change. 1.0826 0.02952 109 101 7 1
5933 After recently transpired events, the peanut union has decided not to renew its contract. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5934 No I won’t mention you. Don’t worry. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5935 To the elephant, all he hears is, “Get your peanuts here!” 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5936 I hope you're allergic to peanuts! 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5937 So you're hungry?, Let’s go to the movie theatre and they have smaller peanuts there. Or even better, how about the circus? 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5938 This Nut wants to address the elephant in the room. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5939 I am all gone 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5940 Is there any chance a witty pun will prevent you from eating me? 1.0820 0.02494 122 112 10 0
5941 I thought you weren't supposed to forget you have a peanut allergy? 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
5942 Test from me. 1.0818 0.02926 110 102 7 1
5943 You need to eat more Peanuts. You’re just a shadow of your former self. 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5944 What is it with all you MAGA guys anyway? 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
5945 Did that Cracker Jack tell you where to find the toy surprise? 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5946 Oh my god…you found me 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5947 Are you the "Elephant in the room"! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5948 The Shadow of Death approaches me. 1.0813 0.02474 123 113 10 0
5949 You think you’re the only one? Hah! 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
5950 I'm sales and marketing, I'm on your side. The distribution warehouse is on the other side of town. 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
5951 We now have two elephants in the room. 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
5952 I think to address ‘the most pressing’ in the room”: peanut said to allergy 1.0811 0.02603 111 102 9 0
5953 My, how you’ve grown… 1.0808 0.02559 99 93 5 1
5954 Have you forgotten your walkies time? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
5955 I know what you mean - we should not talk about ourselves but I just can't help it when I pass by a mirror." Mr. Nut to the White Elephant. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5956 Mr. Peanut! Stop throwing yourself at me! 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
5957 Don't act so nervous around me, you only have a tree nut allergy. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5958 Sustainability? It's simple: Do what you can with what you have! 1.0804 0.02580 112 103 9 0
5959 I don't care if you do eat me, you are still the "Elephant in the Room"! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
5960 Did you even notice Mr. Peanut’s in the room?! 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
5961 The elephant in this room is I'm from a family of boiled peanuts. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5962 Can’t we just forget you were in the room? Oh, I forgot! 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
5963 Shall we address the elephant in the room? 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5964 I suppose you're wondering how I called you here. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5965 The company thinks they can have me plummet to my demise in the next commercial, but I refuse to be peanut butter. Help me, Ellie. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
5966 See deez? 1.0796 0.03115 113 106 5 2
5967 I'm sorry, but we can't talk about this while you are in the room. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5968 Ok. Eventually, we will have to talk about the white elephant in the room. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5969 I wonder how big his shell would be! 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5970 I guess ineffable invisibility wasn't working for you anymore now that nobody makes eye contact or uses old fashioned social skills. You needed something more, "in your face" so to speak. 1.0792 0.03355 101 95 4 2
5971 If you do what I think you're planning to do, you'll be cursed never to forget it! 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
5972 I have a job for you and yes it pays peanuts. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
5973 Oh yeah,man...too bad about your having to be ointhe room 1.0789 0.02826 114 106 7 1
5974 Mr. Peanut finally comes to his ignominious end after a good 100+ years run 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5975 I'm not ashamed. I wanted you to see ALL of me. And your hungry eyes tell me you wanted it, too. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5976 Well, I know you have a trunk load of things to do soi will just Crack o on my own. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5977 Next time on Fear Factor: Mascot Edition 1.0784 0.03323 102 96 4 2
5978 Oh oh. They never forget. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5979 I'm gonna address the elephant in the room... please don't eat me 🙏🏿 😂😂😂😂 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5980 Let’s talk about you in the room. 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
5981 You knew this day would come, Mr. 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
5982 'I'm telling you, everyone is going to know I'm dressed as Slash in this top hat, so it will be obvious our couples costume is "Bless November Rains Down In Africa" at the '80s song mashup costume party.' 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
5983 One bite at a time 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
5984 Peanut: You don’t want these nuts. Elephant: Oh and why wouldn’t I? Peanut: You’ll choke on these nuts. 1.0776 0.02779 116 108 7 1
5985 I know what you did to my family and I’m finally ready to talk about it. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5986 If you don't mind, I'll wait till I'm roasted before joining you. 1.0769 0.02474 117 108 9 0
5987 ‘That’s enough from the peanut gallery over there’ 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
5988 I told you a thousand times, I just need time to decompress after work 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
5989 Leave it to you to have broken through the fourth wall. 1.0763 0.02986 118 111 5 2
5990 I think we both might benefit from Ozempic! 1.0762 0.02932 105 98 6 1
5991 Its over. There’s nothing more to say. 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
5992 I hope you don't have a peanut allergy! 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5993 So, we’re not going to address this, are we? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5994 And you say I’m the elephant in the room? 1.0755 0.03200 106 100 4 2
5995 Well, McConnell, we meet at last! 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
5996 Now hold on! You know you’re allergic to formal wear. 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
5997 You underestimate my peanuts!” “Don’t try it. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5998 Step on me like a common bar nut. 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
5999 I bought you as an ornament for my new attic,you won't dare eat me I hope! 1.0748 0.02555 107 99 8 0
6000 You know, when you're a peanut like me you're always concerned about the elephant in the room. 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
6001 Well, there is the tar…but where are the feathers ? 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
6002 Listen elephant, I don’t know you. I don’t know how you got up here. Quite frankly, the building doesn’t even have the weight capacity to hold you, let alone an elevator wide enough to accommodate you. So, since it is clear the lord is at play, I must at once pray for you to put me directly into your mouth and let me feel your elephant tongue wash over my salty shell. 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
6003 Shall we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
6004 I’m shell-shocked! 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
6005 Oh just get over yourself being the only elephant in the room. 1.0741 0.02853 108 101 6 1
6006 We have to stop meeting like this! 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
6007 . “I promise I’ll never say the elephant in the room again” 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
6008 Lick my butter. 1.0734 0.02509 109 101 8 0
6009 I'm a 'big star' now, STOP stalking me, Im an icon! Talk about, 'Elephant in the room! Scram!!!! 1.0734 0.02509 109 101 8 0
6010 OMG! Now what?! My huge and huger nemesis. 1.0734 0.02509 109 101 8 0
6011 I think this meeting is done, as long as we both agree ignorance is bliss and you never talk to my waif again 1.0734 0.02509 109 101 8 0
6012 Looks like elephant needs to get out of the room 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
6013 Im feeling a bit peckish too, what sounds good to you ? 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
6014 You know I’m going to eat you. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
6015 Wow, I thought shadow figures were always people. 1.0727 0.02803 110 103 6 1
6016 I happen to have friends in high places. Your donors won't like this! 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
6017 Donald Trump says I’m perfect, the perfect peanut, can’t be touched. 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
6018 Not one of our peanuts has ever been permitted to get stale" Chuck Viebrock Novato, C 1.0714 0.02444 112 104 8 0
6019 So, "elephants like peanuts," "elephants never forget," and now you're "the elephant in the room."! Don't forget, we helped make you! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
6020 OK, OK so the real elephant in the room is that you don't even like peanuts! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
6021 Contest #884 “…and then I saw a brilliant light at the end of a long tunnel!” Sarah Norman, Stanwood, WA 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
6022 You can't eat me! I used to run the Republican Party! 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
6023 Now, this little property is guaranteed to illuminate any elephant in a dark room! 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
6024 Couldn’t we talk about this first? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6025 Elephants don’t eat peanuts, but you’re The Peanut 1.0702 0.02403 114 106 8 0
6026 Mr. Peanut thinks he’s going nuts. He thought Dumbo had bigger ears and cast a smaller shadow. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
6027 If only someone had been brave enough to mention the elephant in the room… 1.0690 0.02661 116 109 6 1
6028 Okay. It’s time. They all know you’re the ominous thought in the room. I think you’ve played that out. It’s time to expose the truth about who you really are. What’a ‘ya say we change things up this time? 1.0686 0.02516 102 95 7 0
6029 You would have had chance if you tried to butter me up! 1.0680 0.02492 103 96 7 0
6030 Have you heard that your snack preference is a myth? 1.0680 0.02492 103 96 7 0
6031 I will let it happen without a fight only if you promise me that you will deliver the hat to my family. So you can explain why you have only my hat. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6032 Just a second…I forgot something. 1.0673 0.02469 104 97 7 0
6033 Peanuts greets the Elephant in the Room. 1.0667 0.02446 105 98 7 0
6034 Correction ... Your diet of red meat made you nuts,not me. 1.0661 0.02268 121 113 8 0
6035 i swer i didnt nut 1.0661 0.02268 121 113 8 0
6036 When I said “eat me” I was thinking more like my butthole 1.0660 0.02770 106 100 5 1
6037 Seriously Lucky? Is this because our prizes are better? 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
6038 Mommy... I mean Mommy 1.0654 0.02744 107 101 5 1
6039 You’re the elephant in the room, not me! 1.0648 0.02380 108 101 7 0
6040 But I'm already expired! 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
6041 Look, you have to stop making off the cuff statements. It's costing you millions! 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
6042 If I dis 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
6043 True, we share a love of peanuts, but I am still working through some childhood trauma to be fully emotionally available. Michael A Smith, Jacksonville FL 1.0631 0.02941 111 106 3 2
6044 Back off! You're the mascot and I'm the "Grand Old Peanut". 1.0625 0.02298 112 105 7 0
6045 I don't have the appetite for drawing close to you." Cal Bellamy Munster, I 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
6046 Thy roast and thy staff, they comfort me. 1.0625 0.02298 112 105 7 0
6047 I believe that it’s time to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.0625 0.02624 112 106 5 1
6048 I’m here for my back pay… or should I say payback 1.0625 0.02298 112 105 7 0
6049 Com on! An endangered species like yourself is not going to extinguish the first and only specimen of the Talking Peanut!! 1.0619 0.03216 97 93 2 2
6050 Ahhhhh . . . This does not kook good, 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
6051 Yes, you are in the room. But do you know who I am? 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
6052 I'm suing you in federal court for trademark infringement! "Become One With The Nut" is MY slogan!! 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
6053 I said allergy, not gallery. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6054 Just remember that you work for me! 1.0606 0.02410 99 93 6 0
6055 Honestly, I’ve changed. I’m only a shell of the man I used to be. 1.0603 0.02221 116 109 7 0
6056 #You haven't seen Mrs Peanut, have you?" 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6057 Screw monkey no peanuts." 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
6058 I’m the peanut in the room and I have a vicious mouse under my hat! 1.0600 0.02778 100 95 4 1
6059 I feel like there's a peanut in the room 1.0594 0.02364 101 95 6 0
6060 You misunderstood. "Eat me!" was not an invitation to dinner. 1.0588 0.02341 102 96 6 0
6061 I asked if you wanted peanuts, not if you wanted “deez nuts” 1.0571 0.02276 105 99 6 0
6062 Therapy office. “So how long have you been coming here?” 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
6063 Peanut! P'shaw! I, sir, am a gentlemen! 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
6064 I never said you were my one and only 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
6065 Task! Tsk! 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
6066 I am Mr Peanut,but obviously you are the only elephant in this room! 1.0515 0.02691 97 93 3 1
6067 My, my, what truth are we having tonight 1.0510 0.02234 98 93 5 0
6068 Allergy to peanuts may not be exclusive to some humans, you know. 1.0505 0.02637 99 95 3 1
6069 There is a peanut in the room! 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
6070 I know I look like one, but I can cause indigestion. frameugene@gmail.com 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
6071 Beyond a shadow of a doubt, you have me cornered. 1.0500 0.02190 100 95 5 0
6072 Is it that no one wears a monocle any more, or that the allergies have made me obsolete? 1.0495 0.02586 101 97 3 1
6073 Well, you're not the first elephant in the room I've had to confront - and you're just a metaphor for some other issue. 1.0490 0.02148 102 97 5 0
6074 Personification won’t save you this time 1.0465 0.02820 86 83 2 1
6075 What do you call it when Scarlett Johansson eats a chocolate bar?" "Love?" "No, she marries a guy that society would approve who happens to have a name that would describe her true unwitting surrogate lover." "Nutjobs?" "That and Just Incalls." *Hu 1.0404 0.01989 99 95 4 0
6076 Elephant enter the room that's suspicious, man is wound how it's happened. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
6077 You sir have no taste so you would find me distasteful anyway. Adieu. 1.0341 0.01945 88 85 3 0
6078 Hell if I know, what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino. Just please don't eat me! 1.0309 0.01767 97 94 3 0
6079 Have you heard about Peanut Allergies? 1.0303 0.01732 99 96 3 0