Contest #883


Cartoon

883


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started -
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued -
Number of captions 6941
Number of responses 786791
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Do you ever get the feeling you're wasting one of your lives? 1.8200 0.01856 1894 819 597 478
1 That reminds me—your mother called this morning. 1.8062 0.01621 2631 1214 713 704
2 Maul a man and you eat for a day, teach a man to pamper you… 1.7749 0.01469 3465 1772 701 992
3 You knew I was domesticated when you married me, Margaret.” 1.7650 0.01475 3025 1434 868 723
4 I bet they wouldn't tell him to stay off the furniture. 1.7573 0.01526 2843 1370 793 680
5 Oh my gosh that’s horrible. He didn’t even play with it first. 1.7380 0.01877 1733 815 557 361
6 We'd look great, too, if David Attenborough narrated our day. 1.7196 0.01779 1997 989 579 429
7 Sure, he's big. But can he manipulate humans like we do? 1.7063 0.01479 2908 1477 808 623
8 King of the jungle, blah, blah, blah. He coughs up his hair balls one at a time just like the rest of us. 1.7022 0.01556 2592 1314 736 542
9 We never pounce anymore. 1.6986 0.01334 3500 1776 1003 721
10 You know the camera adds 500 pounds. 1.6957 0.02452 989 490 310 189
11 I can't believe this screaming orange wanna-be dictator has so many followers. 1.6948 0.01966 1704 900 424 380
12 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to watch the big game. 1.6914 0.01589 2427 1233 710 484
13 Imagine having to hunt for your own food. 1.6903 0.01935 1540 756 505 279
14 I'd hate to be the one to clean his litter box. 1.6903 0.02527 975 501 275 199
15 I'll bet no one ever called him pussy. 1.6864 0.01573 2612 1382 667 563
16 No way that's his real fur. 1.6863 0.01895 1578 772 529 277
17 What cunning? Forget the elusive deer and eat the guy with the camera. 1.6853 0.01956 1649 861 446 342
18 Can you imagine having to hunt for your own food? 1.6737 0.01696 2032 1033 629 370
19 I could look like that, too, if I had a personal trainer. 1.6598 0.02050 1361 699 426 236
20 Hit paws. I need to use the litter box. 1.6451 0.01869 1688 903 481 304
21 That looks like your dad when I asked for your paw in marriage. 1.6445 0.01730 1955 1043 564 348
22 Maybe we should do that Ancestry thing? 1.6411 0.01741 1772 908 592 272
23 So is this what you think about when we’re in bed? 1.6405 0.02378 1032 553 297 182
24 I am so tired of cat videos. 1.6372 0.02363 995 522 312 161
25 When they said ‘Big Cats’ I thought it would be a weight loss show 1.6320 0.01743 1856 990 559 307
26 Frankly, I'm glad we evolved. 1.6264 0.01852 1547 807 511 229
27 Think her nails are real? 1.6241 0.01759 1745 922 557 266
28 Looks like someone's going to the v-e-t. 1.6235 0.01786 2122 1268 385 469
29 In the directors cut there was a hairball in this scene. 1.6230 0.01859 1642 892 477 273
30 I still get goosebumps when he says, "I am your father." 1.6225 0.02151 1200 645 363 192
31 I bet he never knocked a Roomba off course 1.6170 0.01755 1786 964 542 280
32 I’ve got to start working out. 1.6119 0.01811 1613 861 517 235
33 I'm going to the gym starting tomorrow. 1.6087 0.01794 1569 823 537 209
34 Take it from me: you have to earn those stripes. 1.6030 0.02070 1559 953 272 334
35 I've gotta stop taking these aggressive roles. I'm getting typecasted. 1.6019 0.02141 1492 925 236 331
36 I thought you said it was a Felini film. 1.6012 0.02377 988 551 280 157
37 Man, do I miss my testicles. 1.6006 0.02128 1397 832 291 274
38 Hard to believe we're family. 1.6001 0.01873 1388 726 491 171
39 I'm bored. Wanna shred the couch? 1.5988 0.03012 658 381 160 117
40 He was terrific in 'Life of Pi', but comedy is clearly not his thing. 1.5953 0.02594 808 449 237 122
41 Is that a documentary or the front door camera? 1.5945 0.02081 1270 711 363 196
42 Sure, Daniel Day Lewis is a chameleon, but the part should've gone to a cat. 1.5935 0.02099 1257 707 354 196
43 They only look like that in Hollywood. 1.5874 0.02270 984 536 318 130
44 I knew him when he was a kitten. He’s clearly gotten work done. 1.5860 0.02143 1128 622 351 155
45 Sure, he’s king of the jungle but can he control a household like you or me? 1.5851 0.02449 887 496 263 128
46 Just another unrealistic body expectation for cats… 1.5842 0.02179 1104 614 335 155
47 Whatever -- I totally could have taken him before my ACL tear. 1.5813 0.02217 1058 589 323 146
48 I'm not sure I'm living my best life anymore. 1.5813 0.02192 1058 583 335 140
49 I just think these shows set unrealistic body expectations. 1.5727 0.02374 1004 590 253 161
50 I wish they’d stop promoting such wild body standards. 1.5702 0.02348 919 515 284 120
51 Why do you love these serial killer movies? 1.5665 0.02407 872 491 268 113
52 He may not be stuck in the house but we have couch privileges and don't have to hunt for dinner. 1.5660 0.02410 871 491 267 113
53 Why doesn't he just meow until his person gives him his dinner like we do? 1.5653 0.02482 865 500 241 124
54 I bet nobody tells him to stay off the sofa. 1.5644 0.02567 854 507 212 135
55 I’m glad we gave up feral. 1.5635 0.02419 843 472 267 104
56 I think I prefer canned food. 1.5616 0.02470 828 470 251 107
57 I’d run circles around him intellectually. 1.5614 0.02685 887 563 150 174
58 The guy at the gym said I could see results in six to eight weeks. 1.5597 0.02511 813 466 239 108
59 I think we should start seeing other cats. 1.5566 0.02467 778 433 257 88
60 Change the channel, I’m so sick of that orange moron. 1.5547 0.02753 795 495 159 141
61 I love watching these old family videos. 1.5544 0.02512 754 422 246 86
62 I just wasn't expecting 'Tony: The Frosted Flakes Story' to swing this dark. 1.5538 0.02791 771 480 155 136
63 I used to look like that until you wanted me fixed.... 1.5533 0.02588 853 519 196 138
64 "You know, I tried catching a mouse once." 1.5529 0.02633 765 450 207 108
65 Maybe we should try the paleo diet. 1.5514 0.02649 729 423 210 96
66 Dude, we could totally do that. 1.5498 0.02665 713 413 208 92
67 I’m suddenly feeling profoundly domesticated. 1.5485 0.02656 742 437 203 102
68 You used to look like that when we first started dating 1.5474 0.02529 844 505 216 123
69 Someone needs a nap. 1.5435 0.02718 666 385 200 81
70 Now remember son, what you see on TV isn’t real life. Our biggest predator here is the spray bottle. 1.5406 0.02713 727 438 185 104
71 All of that roaring for what? A ten second guest spot on a National Geographic special 1.5363 0.02772 619 357 192 70
72 I'm tired of these unrealistic beauty standards. When can we see an average cat on television? 1.5353 0.02757 609 348 196 65
73 Sometimes I too get the urge to go wild again, but then I hear the can opener and it goes away. 1.5353 0.02969 652 409 137 106
74 Good looking, but no domestic skills. 1.5345 0.02838 608 356 179 73
75 They're all taking performance enhancing drugs, honey. 1.5336 0.02909 639 391 155 93
76 That reminds me. Are we inviting your mother to the wedding? 1.5328 0.03045 625 395 127 103
77 Talk about unrealistic beauty standards… 1.5282 0.02914 568 334 168 66
78 I could take him. 1.5277 0.02875 614 369 166 79
79 Definitely steroids. 1.5269 0.02850 613 366 171 76
80 Please put on the closed captions. I can never understand their accent. 1.5263 0.03122 570 357 126 87
81 I heard he identifies as a lion 1.5240 0.02939 645 406 140 99
82 We are so evolved 1.5235 0.02982 575 349 151 75
83 Let's see him try to use a litter box! 1.5227 0.03159 528 325 130 73
84 Size does matter. 1.5210 0.03108 524 318 139 67
85 She’s obviously had work. 1.5209 0.02937 597 365 153 79
86 That would be me if I didn’t hurt my knee in high school 1.5205 0.03162 561 356 118 87
87 I'm telling you, this is all scripted. That prey was already dead. 1.5194 0.03010 516 304 156 56
88 He said he'll make the jungle great again. 1.5182 0.03292 548 358 96 94
89 I mean, if I had all day every day to work out, I would look like that too. 1.5181 0.03141 554 349 123 82
90 I like the show, I'm just concerned about the promulgation of unrealistic body standards 1.5174 0.02914 574 345 161 68
91 I’m just saying, in the books the character is a lot more nuanced and morally ambiguous. 1.5173 0.03067 549 338 138 73
92 Thank heavens we’ve evolved into indoor domestics. Loved the tuna carpaccio this morning. 1.5159 0.03311 504 320 108 76
93 Remember when cat videos were cute? 1.5151 0.03134 497 300 138 59
94 There’s no way those claws and teeth are natural. 1.5147 0.03113 546 341 129 76
95 and he said he got that body just working out... 1.5144 0.03092 486 288 146 52
96 Not to be catty,but the stripes make her look fat. 1.5139 0.03111 539 335 131 73
97 Hunting for one's own food? Don't they have a human to bring it to them? 1.5122 0.03180 531 335 120 76
98 You know he’s s gay, right? 1.5113 0.03310 485 305 112 68
99 I hate to think how many scratching posts that guy goes through per year. 1.5096 0.03175 469 282 135 52
100 Real housecats of Salt Lake City is so crazy this season 1.5087 0.03367 462 290 109 63
101 Yes, but remember she’s photoshopped. 1.5077 0.03031 455 262 155 38
102 I mean, I could do that. 1.5066 0.03108 527 328 131 68
103 I feel inspired. Wanna go rip the ottoman to shreds? 1.5064 0.03362 468 296 107 65
104 I did that to a ball of yarn once. 1.5061 0.03302 494 315 108 71
105 They’re just like us, it’s just diet and exercise you know? 1.5060 0.03061 496 298 145 53
106 He may be King of the Jungle, but I’m king of this couch. 1.5043 0.03261 466 288 121 57
107 I can't help being distracted by the fake Siberian accent 1.5032 0.03356 469 298 106 65
108 I read he spent one of his lives preparing for this role. 1.5020 0.03066 512 314 139 59
109 I could look that good too if I had a full time trainer and no kittens. 1.5019 0.03227 526 340 108 78
110 You're right, this movie would be better if we were high on catnip. 1.4989 0.03415 451 288 101 62
111 ‘I could do that if I wanted to’ 1.4977 0.03333 428 263 117 48
112 I hear that no one on the set is supposed to make eye contact with him. 1.4976 0.03547 422 271 92 59
113 I bet he has a personal trainer. 1.4969 0.03146 489 303 129 57
114 I'm not jealous. I hear she can't look anything but fierce since the facelift. 1.4953 0.03384 422 262 111 49
115 You know these reality shows aren’t actually real? 1.4952 0.03347 414 253 117 44
116 Aaaand…the cat nip just kicked in. 1.4945 0.03257 453 281 120 52
117 Here it comes, love. I was the lead stunt cat back then. 1.4929 0.03389 424 265 109 50
118 Three years of Tiger in high school and I still can’t understand what he’s saying. 1.4929 0.03241 491 314 112 65
119 Yeah, well I'd like to see him try and take on the vacuum cleaner! 1.4910 0.03412 444 285 100 59
120 I remember when you used to look at me that way. 1.4910 0.03378 442 281 105 56
121 We definitely have wasted 7 of our 9 lives watching this movie". 1.4902 0.03309 457 290 110 57
122 It just seems like he’s trying too hard 1.4884 0.03400 387 236 113 38
123 Everything REALLY is bigger in Texas. 1.4876 0.03894 404 280 51 73
124 If he'd just sit for a minute and purr, the food would come to him. 1.4861 0.03499 432 282 90 60
125 Sure, but can he swat an ankle from under the couch? 1.4859 0.03578 389 248 93 48
126 I'm telling you, she's had some work done. 1.4855 0.03379 447 288 101 58
127 I don’t know, there’s just something about a bad boy. 1.4854 0.03134 480 300 127 53
128 I could totally take him. 1.4839 0.03719 372 241 82 49
129 Every time we watch our wedding videos I’m still shocked at how drunk your mother got. 1.4839 0.03665 434 296 66 72
130 Babe, those are implants. 1.4819 0.03238 442 276 119 47
131 If I had a month and no kittens, I could look like that, too. 1.4798 0.03475 396 251 100 45
132 TED Talks just make me feel inadequate 1.4791 0.03493 407 262 95 50
133 I love how he gets to hunt his own food and doesn't have to eat out of a can. 1.4791 0.03187 430 264 126 40
134 I heard he's only 9lbs in person 1.4790 0.03575 405 265 86 54
135 Oh, No! Not the chalkboard.... 1.4788 0.03765 353 228 81 44
136 Do you want anything? I'm getting some mice. 1.4779 0.03756 362 236 79 47
137 Claw & Order or Saturday Nine Lives? 1.4778 0.03619 406 269 80 57
138 There we go again... media perpetuating unreal expectations of the feline body 1.4777 0.03683 358 229 87 42
139 That reminds me. How is your mother doing? 1.4774 0.03820 354 232 75 47
140 I hate bullies who think they can do what they please just because they are nastier than the rest of us cats. I hope that he is not elected President again. 1.4770 0.03805 348 226 78 44
141 Yeah, well, I'm sure he still licks his butt like the rest of us. 1.4768 0.03835 367 245 69 53
142 And they wonder why we have body image issues. 1.4763 0.03619 401 265 81 55
143 Yeah but, did you see me almost catch that spider last night? 1.4762 0.03457 378 236 104 38
144 I've always been attracted to bad boys. 1.4747 0.03508 415 272 89 54
145 This stuff has me so desensitized, I don't even enjoy ruining the furniture anymore. 1.4741 0.03487 405 262 94 49
146 Wow! Best episode ever of "Finding My Roots." Who knew? 1.4736 0.03469 416 271 93 52
147 He clearly dyes his stripes. 1.4729 0.03281 425 268 113 44
148 Cousin Raj this, cousin Raj that — but at the end of the day, who keeps the mice away? 1.4709 0.03653 378 248 82 48
149 I don’t know about you, but after watching these action movies I find it difficult to get in a full 19 hours of sleep. 1.4701 0.03668 368 240 83 45
150 I heard he tested positive for catnip. 1.4688 0.03918 352 238 63 51
151 Sure, diet and exercise can help, but at the end of the day it’s really just genetics. 1.4683 0.03726 363 239 78 46
152 I love "Finding Your Roots." 1.4675 0.03853 323 209 77 37
153 I bet SHE's not spayed! 1.4670 0.03859 349 233 69 47
154 Turn the captions on, I never understand their accents. 1.4669 0.03789 347 228 76 43
155 I think he takes more than just catnip. 1.4659 0.03748 352 231 78 43
156 This was so much funnier when we watched it on catnip. 1.4656 0.03642 363 236 85 42
157 I could do that, if I wanted to. I just don’t want to. 1.4654 0.03647 376 248 81 47
158 Domestication is the best. 1.4636 0.03501 371 237 96 38
159 I could've gone pro if I hadn't been declawed. 1.4628 0.03928 309 201 73 35
160 Yeah, whatever, but we rule the internet. 1.4609 0.03759 345 227 77 41
161 I’ve really got to hit the scratching post! 1.4607 0.03715 356 235 78 43
162 Looks like someone needs to work on their anger issues. 1.4604 0.03708 328 210 85 33
163 Oh, yeah. She's totally had work done. 1.4587 0.03776 351 234 73 44
164 I've GOT to get back to the gym. 1.4570 0.03586 337 214 92 31
165 I read he colors his stripes. 1.4563 0.03872 309 201 75 33
166 I prefer our life of couching tiger, bedridden dragon 1.4558 0.04158 294 198 58 38
167 And watch the dog get nominated for the Oscar. 1.4553 0.03782 358 242 69 47
168 I bet that cat is on steroids. 1.4548 0.03937 299 195 72 32
169 Try hiding him from the landlord. 1.4536 0.04101 302 204 59 39
170 Oh hey I met him at a callback for a David Attenborough special. Nice guy. Intense. 1.4534 0.03879 311 204 73 34
171 See, these are the sort of unrealistic body standards I’m talking about 1.4526 0.03934 327 221 64 42
172 Another animal show? See if there's anything on the Human Channel. 1.4525 0.04043 305 205 62 38
173 He looks amazing, but I sleep 140 hours per week. Where am I going to find time for the gym? 1.4502 0.04131 291 196 59 36
174 You make choices in life; build a body like that OR know the sublime ecstasy of fitting snuggly in a 12' x 9' Amazon box. 1.4493 0.03888 345 237 61 47
175 You know I looked like that in my first life 1.4490 0.03984 294 194 68 32
176 We are such pussies! 1.4488 0.04026 332 231 53 48
177 Imagine having to chase your own dinner. 1.4483 0.03811 290 185 80 25
178 Do you ever think we made a mistake by getting neutered? 1.4482 0.04075 299 202 60 37
179 This is lame…see if the Panthers-Lions game is on 1.4469 0.03847 320 213 71 36
180 It’s totally unrealistic. Real cats don’t look like that. He has a trainer and gets paid to work out every day. 1.4468 0.03695 329 215 81 33
181 Sure, he acts all tough but could he wake up his owner at exactly 5:11 ever morning? 1.4465 0.03761 327 216 76 35
182 I love Feliney films 1.4460 0.04143 287 194 58 35
183 Oh c'mon, you know he's juicing. 1.4451 0.03802 328 219 72 37
184 All I'm saying is you don't get to look like that by just eating Meow Mix... 1.4449 0.04314 272 186 51 35
185 You know, with some training, I think I could take him. 1.4444 0.03894 297 195 72 30
186 Yes but remember, he tracks litter out of the box, just like the rest of us do. 1.4444 0.04262 279 191 52 36
187 We gotta hit the gym....from Monday on 1.4441 0.03854 295 192 75 28
188 That must be some hairball. 1.4434 0.03973 309 209 63 37
189 Imagine having to hunt for food instead of just walking over and spilling coffee on your owner’s keyboard. 1.4430 0.03933 316 214 64 38
190 THAT'S your ex? 1.4425 0.03802 339 230 68 41
191 I loved him in Life of Pi. 1.4418 0.03942 292 193 69 30
192 I could look that good too, if I had his money. 1.4413 0.03890 315 212 67 36
193 I could look like that too if I had a live-in trainer and chef. 1.4407 0.03912 295 195 70 30
194 You know, they say she had to maul someone to get this part. I respect that. 1.4397 0.04039 257 166 69 22
195 I could look look like that too, if I took steroids! 1.4390 0.03897 287 188 72 27
196 I heard he put on 500 pounds for this role. 1.4384 0.04170 276 187 57 32
197 That's who I'd get to play me in a movie version of my life. 1.4384 0.04086 292 199 58 35
198 I can't watch foreign films without subtitles 1.4380 0.03874 258 163 77 18
199 I understand he's going to make the jungle great again. 1.4377 0.04175 281 192 55 34
200 …you know the cat who directed the film didn’t even get nominated 1.4375 0.04017 272 179 67 26
201 What would Attenborough have to say about us? 1.4368 0.04126 277 187 59 31
202 Getting your own food, can you imagine? 1.4366 0.03822 339 233 64 42
203 Wow! I wonder where he gets his nails done! 1.4361 0.04009 305 209 59 37
204 Yeah, but did Chuck Norris ever straight-up eat a guy? 1.4345 0.04017 290 196 62 32
205 You really should have insisted on script approval when you sold your life story. 1.4345 0.04104 267 178 62 27
206 ...but can he get a human to clean up his litter box? 1.4345 0.04205 267 181 56 30
207 The personal trainers for these superhero films are amazing--I've never seen Garfield so ripped. 1.4345 0.04239 267 182 54 31
208 Tough guy - I bet he'll faint just like you when he sees the claw clippers 1.4340 0.04195 265 179 57 29
209 I hear he's dating a cougar. 1.4333 0.04236 270 185 53 32
210 I'm thinking of getting some claw extensions and dyeing my stripes. 1.4333 0.04070 270 180 63 27
211 Yeah, well, this screen makes everything look bigger. 1.4332 0.03962 277 183 68 26
212 I’m just not that outdoorsy. 1.4331 0.03624 314 204 84 26
213 Tell me; how the heck did we get from there to here? 1.4330 0.04180 291 203 50 38
214 No, of course I don’t think his claws are bigger than yours are, dear. 1.4323 0.04316 266 184 49 33
215 Yeah, he wouldn’t last ten minutes in the city. 1.4309 0.04355 246 167 52 27
216 I made that same move on my feather toy today. 1.4306 0.04154 288 200 52 36
217 I could never go back to catching my own food. 1.4298 0.04042 242 156 68 18
218 Sure, he looks impressive, but which cat has a comfortable couch and TV and which one is going to die alone in the jungle? 1.4291 0.04409 261 183 44 34
219 Just once I'd like to see someone who looks like us get the starring role. 1.4291 0.03896 296 199 67 30
220 That totally could have been me back in my glory days. 1.4286 0.03762 280 181 78 21
221 Seems a lot of bother when you could just open a can of tuna. 1.4269 0.04319 260 180 49 31
222 Well, she's had a lot of work done. 1.4264 0.04051 265 177 63 25
223 I bet the spray bottle doesn’t come out when he scratches the furniture. 1.4257 0.04313 249 170 52 27
224 I’m telling you that’s Judi Dench in there 1.4253 0.04407 261 184 43 34
225 I bet he still has his balls. 1.4250 0.04510 240 167 44 29
226 Do you mind if we pause it while I use the litter box? 1.4249 0.04406 233 158 51 24
227 I could take down a gazelle, too, but you just don't see any of them in our neighborhood. 1.4245 0.04168 245 163 60 22
228 Sure, we're fat, neutered and declawed, but we're comfy and he's the one trying to catch flies. 1.4244 0.04019 271 182 63 26
229 ‘Just another example of Hollywood’s unrealistic body standards.’ 1.4242 0.04131 264 179 58 27
230 He's not so great. The camera adds 10 stripes, you know. 1.4236 0.04286 229 152 57 20
231 Those stripes make him look fat. 1.4234 0.03815 274 179 74 21
232 They would never let him sit on the sofa. 1.4229 0.04174 227 148 62 17
233 That's who I'd get to play me in a movie. 1.4226 0.03735 310 208 73 29
234 I feel so domesticated. 1.4225 0.04200 258 176 55 27
235 Poor thing has to fight and kill just to survive, barbaric. 1.4219 0.04113 256 172 60 24
236 Please! You're gonna tell me that's all diet and exercise? 1.4211 0.04208 266 184 52 30
237 Watch him when he hears the can opener. 1.4209 0.03792 297 199 71 27
238 It always comes down to food. 1.4208 0.04102 240 158 63 19
239 I’ll bet all my 9 lives that no one tells him to get off the sofa 1.4205 0.04020 283 194 59 30
240 We should go outside sometime. 1.4204 0.04414 226 153 51 22
241 you can so tell a dog directed this 1.4204 0.04546 226 156 45 25
242 He’s definitely had work done. No one’s stripes look THAT good! 1.4199 0.04040 281 193 58 30
243 I could survive in the wild. I choose not to. 1.4196 0.04487 224 153 48 23
244 I could be like him if I wanted to. 1.4192 0.03992 260 173 65 22
245 Anything else on with birds? 1.4187 0.04308 246 169 51 26
246 Do you think she worries about her litter box odors, too? 1.4185 0.04127 270 186 55 29
247 I'm sick of the way that toxic felinity is presented as the norm 1.4174 0.04514 242 171 41 30
248 Sure, if you can afford a personal trainer and are willing to take steroids. 1.4167 0.03983 264 177 64 23
249 Like any cat could actually look like that. 1.4164 0.04103 269 185 56 28
250 I prefer our “be aloof, get free food” gig. 1.4153 0.04430 248 175 43 30
251 Apparently we were hunters once. Can you believe that? 1.4153 0.04274 236 160 54 22
252 Unrealistic expectations set by Hollywood. 1.4150 0.04292 253 176 49 28
253 I would have pounced sooner. 1.4147 0.04047 258 174 61 23
254 I bet he couldn't last an hour on this couch. 1.4146 0.04067 246 164 62 20
255 I’ll be impressed when he catches the red dot. 1.4140 0.04572 215 148 45 22
256 Roaring would be nice, but the whole hunting for dinner thing would be a drag. 1.4140 0.04666 215 150 41 24
257 You know I could look like that if I went to the gym. 1.4139 0.04291 244 168 51 25
258 If I had thumbs, I'd change the channel. 1.4138 0.04086 261 178 58 25
259 So wait, he has to hunt for his food? 1.4127 0.04339 252 177 46 29
260 Talk about anger issues. 1.4123 0.04535 211 144 47 20
261 Yeah, in your wildest dreams. 1.4123 0.04423 228 157 48 23
262 Must be nice to have her metabolism. 1.4120 0.04268 233 158 54 21
263 Woah. Wild cats are freaking ripped. 1.4118 0.03965 272 185 62 25
264 I’m so glad we’re domesticated. 1.4115 0.04016 243 161 64 18
265 Great, another attempt by the media to make us feel bad about ourselves. 1.4113 0.04179 265 185 51 29
266 I heard she had a claw job. 1.4111 0.03985 270 184 61 25
267 You can tell she dyes her stripes. 1.4110 0.04600 219 153 42 24
268 I like my gazelle from a can. 1.4106 0.04167 263 183 52 28
269 Yo, Snowball, pause this a minute. I gotta hit the litter box. 1.4104 0.04315 212 141 55 16
270 Fake mews. 1.4104 0.04315 212 141 55 16
271 Pussygalore is on 1.4099 0.04508 222 154 45 23
272 I scratch the furniture and get locked in the basement, they do it and get their own series. 1.4095 0.04744 210 148 38 24
273 The camera adds a hundred pounds. 1.4095 0.04190 232 156 57 19
274 Get ready for the hairball. 1.4091 0.04398 220 150 50 20
275 That could’ve been me you know, if it wasn’t for my bum knee. 1.4087 0.04348 230 158 50 22
276 We gotta get off this couch. 1.4080 0.04211 250 173 52 25
277 I’m starting to feel the catnip. 1.4077 0.04200 260 182 50 28
278 You don't understand Snowball, these guys have whole teams of nutritionists and trainers 1.4076 0.04530 211 145 46 20
279 Sometimes I want to tear out my owner's throat like that. But then I remember I can't open cans. 1.4074 0.04644 216 152 40 24
280 Painted stripes—again. When are they going to start casting naturally striped actors? WHEN? 1.4074 0.04377 243 171 45 27
281 You know Jill,back in the day I actually was kind of ferocious. 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
282 OK, now here comes the good part where he falls asleep for 16 hours. 1.4069 0.04503 231 163 42 26
283 Can you imagine going to all that effort for a meal? 1.4068 0.04233 263 186 47 30
284 It’s just like looking in the mirror. 1.4068 0.04391 236 165 46 25
285 It's just not the same since we were spayed, right? 1.4067 0.04407 209 141 51 17
286 He was much better in Life of Pi. 1.4059 0.04881 202 144 34 24
287 She’s obviously had work done. 1.4054 0.04102 259 179 55 25
288 I forgot to tell you. My mother is coming next week 1.4035 0.04502 228 161 42 25
289 We’ve evolved so much. 1.4030 0.03929 268 183 62 23
290 Bo, has she had a lot of work done! 1.4028 0.04252 216 145 55 16
291 What happened to us? 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
292 This is so scary. I'm not going to be able to sleep for minutes. 1.4009 0.04655 212 150 39 23
293 I dunno. I kinda like not having to catch and kill my food before eating it. 1.4009 0.04361 222 153 49 20
294 If they hadn’t declawed me I’d be out there in the game, bro. 1.4008 0.04205 237 163 53 21
295 You know what, Mom? Hollywood is creating unrealistic body standards. 1.4008 0.04266 242 169 49 24
296 OK, he's sexy, but would you want to live with that kind of hissing? 1.4000 0.04250 240 167 50 23
297 Yes, of course size matters. 1.3991 0.04384 233 164 45 24
298 More unattainable bodies to make us feel bad. 1.3991 0.04392 223 155 47 21
299 Hard to believe we were separated at birth. 1.3991 0.04417 218 151 47 20
300 We were wild once, before discovering couches. 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
301 When will they stop pushing these unrealistic body standards on us? 1.3982 0.04511 221 156 42 23
302 It's feels really good to be seen. 1.3981 0.04702 206 146 38 22
303 I could go for a little catnip right now. How about you? 1.3979 0.04508 191 129 48 14
304 Im 13% Bengal and should be eating more wild boar. 1.3979 0.04384 191 127 52 12
305 I remember when he auditioned to be the Frosted Flakes box cover 1.3973 0.04448 219 153 45 21
306 Don't you think the anger is a bit overdone? 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
307 I'd hate to be the one cleaning his litter box. 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
308 He's not a real tiger. He plays one on TV. 1.3966 0.04177 232 159 54 19
309 Obviously she has had work done. 1.3965 0.04509 227 162 40 25
310 Those were the days. 1.3962 0.04403 212 146 48 18
311 I really don’t see what you see in him. He hasn’t been in anything good since Jungle Book 1.3961 0.04633 207 146 40 21
312 He’s doing it wrong. 1.3959 0.04527 197 135 46 16
313 Remember those days? Reckless, unhinged, free?” “Yeah they sucked” 1.3959 0.04143 245 170 53 22
314 You like my stripes better than his, right babe? 1.3955 0.04384 220 153 47 20
315 You know, people say I look like him. 1.3955 0.04478 220 155 43 22
316 It's like looking in a mirror. 1.3953 0.04308 215 147 51 17
317 I'm only watching it for the cat food commercials. 1.3951 0.04401 205 140 49 16
318 These shows promote such unrealistic body images. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
319 ‘Just watch - the dog will get nominated.’ 1.3950 0.04697 200 141 39 20
320 He thinks he's so grrreat! 1.3947 0.04876 190 135 35 20
321 We look so different with makeup… 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
322 He's an outdoor cat. 1.3944 0.04284 213 145 52 16
323 I hope no humans were harmed in the making of this film. 1.3944 0.04535 213 150 42 21
324 I dated him once, he was wild. 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
325 Just another example of society's unrealistic body standards, Doug." 1.3941 0.04645 203 143 40 20
326 I’m so over all this toxic felininity. 1.3941 0.04592 203 142 42 19
327 Statistically, we're way deadlier. 1.3930 0.04570 201 140 43 18
328 I’m so done with toxic felinity. 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
329 You know, I met him in real life and he was actually a lot smaller! 1.3921 0.04373 227 160 45 22
330 This is so unrealistic. Why doesn't he just meow at the human until he gives him whatever he wants? 1.3913 0.04576 207 146 41 20
331 Those aren’t his real teeth. 1.3913 0.04258 207 140 53 14
332 These political debates are really starting to get out of control. 1.3911 0.04072 225 152 58 15
333 What do you mean you can't see the resemblance? 1.3904 0.04811 187 132 37 18
334 Sobering how far we've fallen, yes. But at least we're not labradoodles. 1.3894 0.04603 226 165 34 27
335 Don’t be fooled, dear, no matter what he says on trial, you can always tell a tiger by his stripes. 1.3894 0.04429 226 161 42 23
336 God, what we’ve become 1.3891 0.04409 221 156 44 21
337 Wow. Feral Streep really can play any character. 1.3881 0.04484 219 156 41 22
338 I love this scene. This is where the dog "gets it". 1.3881 0.04454 201 139 46 16
339 Will you turn on the subtitles. 1.3880 0.04632 183 126 43 14
340 He’s earned his stripes. 1.3879 0.04262 214 147 51 16
341 I just don’t feel like I can measure up to these unrealistic expectations 1.3876 0.04385 209 145 47 17
342 I feel like our evolutionary paths may have diverged. 1.3871 0.04607 217 157 36 24
343 He was really great before he took the cereal box gig. 1.3871 0.04945 186 134 32 20
344 Thank god we domesticated humans. 1.3869 0.04758 199 143 35 21
345 I hear he only eats vegans. 1.3866 0.04505 194 134 45 15
346 The camera adds a few pounds. 1.3865 0.04361 207 143 48 16
347 No, I am not going to go out tonight to hunt for our dinner. There’s kibble in the fridge. 1.3861 0.04545 202 142 42 18
348 I can't believe we're related 1.3860 0.04246 215 148 51 16
349 Yet another unrealistic body standard. 1.3858 0.04456 197 136 46 15
350 He could put his catnip under my bed anytime. 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
351 Ooooohhhh...here comes one helluva hairball. 1.3850 0.04981 187 136 30 21
352 I could totally hunt like that—I just choose not to. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
353 If I hear one more time about how you dated him in high school, I'm going to have to scratch something. 1.3850 0.04465 200 139 45 16
354 So much effort. That looks exhausting. 1.3849 0.04205 239 169 48 22
355 That’s an outdoor voice. 1.3846 0.04124 208 140 56 12
356 He's nice, alright, but he isn't hot like the MGM guy. 1.3846 0.04961 182 131 32 19
357 Imagine those claws on this couch. 1.3846 0.04653 208 150 36 22
358 But who cleans his box? 1.3842 0.04686 203 146 36 21
359 You’re right Leopoldo. Not as entertaining without the whip and chair. 1.3831 0.04612 201 143 39 19
360 It’s all lighting and camera angles and CGI. In real life I bet this guy’s smaller than us and wears a hairpiece. 1.3828 0.04379 209 146 46 17
361 I don't know - just once I'd like to see the gazelle get away ... 1.3827 0.04526 196 137 43 16
362 It's hard to watch - such a great actor, now doing slasher movies 1.3824 0.04289 204 140 50 14
363 I really need to start going to the gym. 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
364 It's not great, but it's better than Cats. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
365 Give me a full-time trainer and I could look like that. 1.3812 0.04852 181 129 35 17
366 You know bad boys don’t make good boyfriends, right? 1.3810 0.04457 189 130 46 13
367 I’m guessing steroids. 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
368 I bet he wishes he had a couch to claw like we do. 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
369 Why can't we have a high quality feline detective series like they do on Britbox? 1.3805 0.04490 205 145 42 18
370 Well, I don't think David Attenborough saw THAT coming. 1.3801 0.04627 221 163 32 26
371 Why can't you be more like him? 1.3800 0.04732 200 145 34 21
372 Ugh,another reality show.. 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
373 I don't know, acting finicky seems a lot easier. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
374 I dunno. I think I prefer being full and fluffy, to fierce and famished. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
375 I get like that when I only get 16 hours of sleep. 1.3793 0.04184 203 138 53 12
376 I saw this last week. He dies. 1.3793 0.04418 232 169 38 25
377 I gotta start working out. 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
378 Did I mention your mother called? 1.3788 0.04819 198 145 31 22
379 You’re right; she definitely had work done. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
380 I thought the book was better. 1.3787 0.05097 169 122 30 17
381 Typical of the media, setting unachievable body expectations! 1.3786 0.04472 206 146 42 18
382 Well, if they are so great why are they endangered? 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
383 The camera adds 500 pounds. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
384 Makes you wonder if any humans were hurt in the making of this film. 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
385 Yeah...we all dreamed of being THAT guy. 1.3783 0.04403 230 167 39 24
386 Not another Feliney movie! 1.3782 0.04450 193 134 45 14
387 Can you believe they didn't eat out of bowls back then? 1.3781 0.04440 201 141 44 16
388 I'd feel the same way if someone forgot to clean my litter box. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
389 If we had a dog, he could fetch me a beer. 1.3776 0.04461 196 137 44 15
390 This guy plays the same character in every movie. 1.3775 0.04282 204 141 49 14
391 I used to kick his ass in middle school. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
392 Did you remember to push the plate off the table? 1.3768 0.04507 207 148 40 19
393 Such a great actor. Too bad she's now a rug. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
394 I met him once - in real life he’s quite small. 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
395 Now can we change it from the "House Cats of Atlanta"? 1.3762 0.04640 202 146 36 20
396 A movie cat is gonna have all sorts of personal trainers and dieticians. 1.3762 0.04250 210 146 49 15
397 Bull$#!+!! There’s no way catnip supplements alone is going to make us look like that! 1.3761 0.04624 218 161 32 25
398 This big cat woke up the hunter in me, let's put on some Mickey Mouse. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
399 I like the part when she beats up Lassie 1.3750 0.04508 200 142 41 17
400 That's my inner cat right there, Baby! 1.3744 0.04413 195 136 45 14
401 The thrill of the hunt is fine and all but I prefer to meow insistently at a high pitch. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
402 I would have played with it more first. 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
403 I used to be like that, until I got spayed. 1.3729 0.04511 177 122 44 11
404 You ever feel like you're not living up to your full potential? 1.3722 0.04729 180 128 37 15
405 I prefer the Lions. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
406 But they’ll never know the sound of a can opening. 1.3720 0.04981 164 117 33 14
407 You ever wonder whether it would be fun to catch your own food and sleep in a tree? Yeah, me neither. 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
408 The upholstery destruction scenes were much more impressive in IMAX. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
409 He's shorter in person. 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
410 I don’t know if it’s the catnip talking, but I think I could totally take him 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
411 As if those stripes are real. 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
412 Don't be intimidated. He's a big pussy. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
413 This is dumb. Go back to the crinkling plastic bags. 1.3700 0.04556 200 144 38 18
414 If they show Taylor’s cats one more time during this game… 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
415 I could maul an entire village too, but who has the time? 1.3693 0.04377 176 120 47 9
416 What happened to us, Ethel? What happened to us? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
417 So Hollywood. Nobody looks like that in real life. Probably works out 6 hours a day. 1.3687 0.04587 198 143 37 18
418 Do you want to keep watching or can I knock it off the table? 1.3687 0.04538 217 160 34 23
419 She looks good, but you can tell she's had work done. 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
420 Yeah, but I hear in person he’s really short. 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
421 Do you feel like…we’ve lost our edge? 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
422 I read somewhere that she’s had a lot of work done. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
423 That's who I want to play me in the movie. 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
424 And after all that he’s still leading in the polls. 1.3673 0.04676 196 143 34 19
425 Once again the Hollywood Elites are depicting cats as the aggressors. 1.3672 0.04911 177 129 31 17
426 Oh, please. No one looks like that in real life. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
427 With all the work she had done I can’t believe they call this a nature program. 1.3665 0.04821 191 141 30 20
428 I’d like to see our boss tell this guy to use the litter box. 1.3663 0.05081 172 127 27 18
429 I could look like that if I wanted to. 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
430 A few months with a trainer and anyone could have that body. 1.3655 0.04711 197 145 32 20
431 You think they had work done? 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
432 Tiger King was better when I thought he was going to eat his owner 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
433 I don't understand why anyone would vote for him . . . again. 1.3646 0.04567 192 138 38 16
434 Yeah, TV really does add 10 pounds. 1.3645 0.04043 203 139 54 10
435 That's one pussy he won't be grabbing. 1.3642 0.05309 162 121 23 18
436 She wouldn't last a minute against the vacuum cleaner. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
437 Hey, a girl can dream. 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
438 He thinks he’s so much better than us since he went Hollywood. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
439 I just don't care for the way TV pushes these exaggerated body standards. 1.3636 0.04859 176 128 32 16
440 Tony definitely had some 'work' done." 1.3632 0.04362 201 143 43 15
441 Well, that's it! I am going back to the gym! 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
442 I could totally look like that. 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
443 Bet he’s a tiger in the bedroom. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
444 By the way, how is your mother. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
445 Do you mind if I switch it back to the laser pointer channel? 1.3631 0.05368 168 128 19 21
446 You used to roar like that at me, remeber? 1.3622 0.04870 185 137 29 19
447 Yeah, if I had a trainer 24/7 I'd look like that too. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
448 I looked like that back in high school 1.3618 0.05326 152 112 25 15
449 What's he got that I haven't got? 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
450 I feel like I could have a beer with him. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
451 Oh he’s definitely using a filter 1.3613 0.04578 191 138 37 16
452 How am I supposed to know what’s going on if all the dialogue is in Bengali? 1.3611 0.05030 180 135 25 20
453 What’s on the dog channel? 1.3611 0.04398 216 158 38 20
454 This was before he landed that cereal box gig. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
455 Such a shame he got into catnip later that year 1.3602 0.04602 186 134 37 15
456 You can work out all you like, Chester. You can take tons of protein powder with your catnip and get tattoo stripes like that pugilist. You will still not be able to slice John's face off with one paw! 1.3598 0.04906 189 142 26 21
457 Sure he looks tough but, back in Jr. High his nickname was Squeaky. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
458 No way I’m visiting our cousins in Kenya after seeing this. 1.3594 0.04792 192 143 29 20
459 I was an outdoor cat. It's not as exciting as it looks. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
460 Look at his eyes! Tell me he's not high on catnip right now! 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
461 That side of my family is wild. 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
462 I could do that, if David Attenborough was narrating my life. 1.3584 0.04912 173 127 30 16
463 -Damn you, unattainable beauty standards. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
464 I dig super heroes movies 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
465 Yeah, we could be fierce, merciless killing machines, too. But all things considered I like couches, regular meals and warm beds, myself. 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
466 She's definitely had work done. 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
467 I miss the times when it was just cats, not bigger and bigger tigers. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
468 I told you, Wilem Defoe can play anything. 1.3575 0.04658 179 129 36 14
469 This does not have anything to do with your scene above, but in regard to today, how about E. Jean. Carroll having Trump by the privates and saying, "Hoosier Daddy Now?" 1.3575 0.04882 193 146 25 22
470 Why is it all violence and no sex? 1.3571 0.05015 168 124 28 16
471 I like to think I'm a baby tiger. 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
472 Myself, I'm not into roaring. 1.3571 0.04187 196 137 48 11
473 I just don’t think he’s that handsome. 1.3568 0.04440 199 144 39 16
474 I'm so sick of these shows. We're exciting. When you knocked the glass off the island this morning and we ran for our lives, where were the cameras then? 1.3568 0.04801 185 137 30 18
475 I coulda been a cat-tender. 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
476 He’s actually very short in person. They had him standing on a box for the shots with the ladies 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
477 Say it, don’t spray it. 1.3567 0.04697 157 110 38 9
478 Well, they'll be home soon. I guess we should turn it off and get back to licking ourselves. 1.3567 0.05270 157 117 24 16
479 I hate it too, but I can’t find the remote. 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
480 Could have been us but for the missing linx. 1.3563 0.05022 174 130 26 18
481 When's the last time we were that frisky? 1.3563 0.04386 174 121 44 9
482 I heard he gained 600lbs. for this role. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
483 That's exactly how I react when the food bowl runs low. 1.3559 0.04482 177 125 41 11
484 I dated him right before I met you. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
485 Please press paws. I must visit the litter box. 1.3556 0.04833 180 133 30 17
486 Yeah, he's definitely had some work done. 1.3554 0.04759 166 119 35 12
487 Honestly, I'd be mad, too, if I had to chase my food. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
488 Yeah, and we're the bad guys for leaving a tiny scratch on the furniture. 1.3550 0.04533 200 147 35 18
489 The TikTok filter did the heavy lifting but that is my best side. 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
490 Ol' Grandad always said that it was better to be sitting on a rug than to be that rug 1.3544 0.05393 158 120 20 18
491 Maybe if we spent more time at the gym. 1.3543 0.04997 175 131 26 18
492 You know, not every siberian tiger was doping. 1.3542 0.04550 192 140 36 16
493 I want to have his litter. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
494 Impressive, but can he trick a human into feeding him food from a bowl every day? 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
495 I’d look that good, too, if I had that kind of money. 1.3533 0.05031 167 124 27 16
496 She'll never get adopted with that attitude. 1.3532 0.04230 201 143 45 13
497 Fluffy from the Block," my ass 1.3529 0.05035 170 127 26 17
498 This is like you after a glass of wine 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
499 He’s probably on steroids 1.3526 0.04619 173 124 37 12
500 Oh gees, it’s TRUMPCAT again! Will he ever shut up? 1.3526 0.04970 173 129 27 17
501 Oh I like this one, turn on the subtitles. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
502 And you called him a pussy. 1.3523 0.04530 193 141 36 16
503 I've seen this one before, he eats the girl. 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
504 I've seen this one before - totally predictable. The hero always lands on his feet. 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
505 Oh! It’s dad being dad. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
506 At least they finally cast a tiger to play the tiger. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
507 I heard he clawed his way to the top. 1.3519 0.05215 162 122 23 17
508 I hear he can knock a gallon jug off of a kitchen counter. 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
509 These Real Housecats don’t seem at all like housecats. 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
510 Indoor cats never get any respect 1.3515 0.04999 165 122 28 15
511 He's short in real life, you know. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
512 He's who I'd want to play me when they make a movie of my life. 1.3509 0.04940 171 127 28 16
513 My cousin Lamont was always the wild one in the family. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
514 Why doesn't he have a servant to bring him food like we do? 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
515 Obviously had a lot of work done. 1.3503 0.04883 177 132 28 17
516 The media depicts such unrealistic body types. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
517 Imagine the size of those hairballs. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
518 He's really nicer in person. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
519 I can't imagine having to prepare my entire meal. 1.3500 0.05261 160 121 22 17
520 God of the sofa sure beats being king of the jungle. 1.3498 0.04531 203 151 33 19
521 See, there’s landing on your feet, and then there’s LANDING on your feet. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
522 Coulda been me. I coulda been a cattender. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
523 You know, I could get in that shape if I wanted to. I just don't have the time. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
524 That was me before Anger Management. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
525 I hear TV adds 650 pounds. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
526 Nobody looks like that in real life. 1.3491 0.04908 169 125 29 15
527 Really? I guess I do kinda look like him. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
528 I heard she got claw implants. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
529 Those are totally veneers... Ugh, and that dye job..." 1.3485 0.04442 198 145 37 16
530 And yet, I pity him somehow. 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
531 All you ever want to watch are these serial killer shows. 1.3478 0.04743 184 137 30 17
532 I'm sick and tired of being bombarded with images promoting unattainable beauty standards. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
533 I’d go to the gym too but my owners won’t let me out. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
534 How can you miss looking like that when you never looked like that to begin with? 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
535 Don't get me wrong. I admire all the running, the lean diet, the rugged lifestyle. Definitely a cool cat. But I can't imagine giving up my Fancy Feast Classic Paté. You hungry? 1.3476 0.05160 164 124 23 17
536 Thank goodness we already put the kittens to bed. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
537 Yea, I used to do stuff like that. 1.3474 0.04693 190 142 30 18
538 Really! What's he got that we haven't got? 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
539 Lemme get this straight. An indoor kitten named Muffin transforms into an avenging tiger after a dose of radioactive catnip? I am so sick of superhero movies. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
540 After the show goes off, let's knock over the flat screen. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
541 I don’t even know why you have close captioning on. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
542 I need to start working out. 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
543 I really have to start going to the gym. 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
544 He’s fierce, but we rule. 1.3457 0.05130 162 122 24 16
545 Sure,he looks good in the jungle,but how is he in the sack? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
546 You used to date him? 1.3455 0.04913 165 122 29 14
547 I should really go to the gym more 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
548 Another show promoting unrealistic body standards. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
549 You just know he'd give it all up for a wedge of Fancy Feast. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
550 I was his understudy for the Frosted Flakes contract. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
551 I’d like to hold that tiger! 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
552 I heard his personal life is a mess and he's on performance-enhancing drugs. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
553 You know this is all scripted,right? 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
554 Meh: I coulda been a Navy fighter pilot too...other than the flying and Navy stuff. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
555 I'm telling you, it's all staged. Cats can't get that big without steroids. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
556 I can't believe it was her own tail the whole time. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
557 I bet she could catch the dot! 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
558 I could definitely take him. 1.3434 0.04195 198 142 44 12
559 I'm sick of all these negative feline stereotypes. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
560 Way too much effort. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
561 Yeah, but can he cough up a furball? 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
562 I bet his people feed him whenever he wants. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
563 I was younger then,and the makeup crew was very skilled. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
564 I could do it too, IF I wanted to 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
565 TV really does add the pounds. 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
566 Look at us now.Evolution sucks! 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
567 Honey, I told you I haven’t heard from him since college! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
568 Anyone can seem majestic if they have David Attenborough narrating them. 1.3429 0.04775 175 130 30 15
569 Oh, those claws are so fake. 1.3427 0.04220 178 125 45 8
570 I hate these cooking shows where you have to catch the ingredients first 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
571 I’m just gonna say it: he’s had too much work done. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
572 My brother is coming over for dinner next Tuesday 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
573 He seems so unevolved. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
574 I hear in real life he’s a total pussycat 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
575 I would rather eat the canned food than have to run so fast to catch something. I would also miss my naps. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
576 Killing a deer is nothing compared to destroying a couch. 1.3416 0.05070 161 121 25 15
577 Nice fangs! 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
578 Do you think if we work out, we can look like that? 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
579 The older I get,the better I was. 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
580 A few weeks of paleo and I could look like that. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
581 I’ve seen him in real life, those stripes are straight from a dye bottle 1.3412 0.04287 211 156 38 17
582 Some of these ‘Real Housecats’ seem neither real nor housecats. 1.3410 0.04949 173 131 25 17
583 Those aren’t real. 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
584 I prefer his early meme work. 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
585 Every time I see him on television, he looks more orange. 1.3400 0.05252 150 113 23 14
586 God, she has had a lot of work done 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
587 These targeted ads are starting to freak me out 1.3399 0.04404 203 151 35 17
588 But if we eat our owner who will change the litter box? 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
589 Leaped too soon. Rookie mistake. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
590 This is the part where she said, “I’m not here to make friends.” 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
591 I don't get it. If he'd just stay home and sleep on his owner's lap, he'd get fed all the time. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
592 Hunting for your own food is overrated. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
593 Pft, I could do that. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
594 He’s the next bachelor? 1.3390 0.04796 177 133 28 16
595 It’s still better than the musical. 1.3381 0.04242 210 155 39 16
596 I can’t understand a word he’s growling. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
597 Do all these mouse killing scenes really serve the plot? 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
598 You can tell she's had work done. 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
599 Ramaswamy's Trump impression is way better than this guy's. 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
600 I can totally do that 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
601 I need to join a gym 1.3377 0.04440 154 108 40 6
602 I don’t even know why we watch this trash. They act like wild animals. 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
603 I met him once. His teeth aren't as sharp in real life. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
604 If I was the bragging type, and she was right here, I'd kick her ass. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
605 I'm sick of TV shows reducing the complexity of Feline experience to this. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
606 Can't believe this is how I'm spending my 9th life. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
607 The game is so much faster at the pro level. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
608 Turn the sound down - our landlord will think we have a third roomie. 1.3374 0.05091 163 124 23 16
609 Check the stripes, definitely a stunt double 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
610 If we got off the couch more often, we could look like that. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
611 I'm so glad we have someone to catch our cans of food for us. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
612 Ordering take out is so much easier. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
613 I wish he'd stop trying to be DeNiro. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
614 This part is great. Watch what happens when the great white hunter stops to load his gun." 1.3358 0.05699 134 103 17 14
615 Well, I thought the shower scene from Psycho was scarier. 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
616 Are you thinking of him when you look at me? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
617 When did you say Antiques Roadshow comes on? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
618 I almost caught a mouse last week. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
619 That's who I want to be in my 9th life 1.3356 0.05521 149 116 16 17
620 What happened to chasing goldfish on the iPad? 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
621 I'm glad I'm an inside cat. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
622 'We need to start working out mate'' 1.3355 0.04510 155 110 38 7
623 We had better finish watching this before Mom gets home. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
624 I could look like that if I lick my fur just right. 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
625 I can’t believe you don’t see the resemblance, babe. 1.3351 0.04482 194 145 33 16
626 Our life would be fascinating too if it was narrated by David Attenborough. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
627 Imagine, hunting for food.” 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
628 Real Housecats of Beverly Hills again? 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
629 How did we evolve into this?? 1.3333 0.04785 177 134 27 16
630 There's always surprises on "Finding Your Roots." 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
631 Should we put the captions on? 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
632 You’ve really let yourself go… 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
633 I really don't like the way we're portrayed in movies 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
634 I heard they declawed him—that’s totally fake blood. 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
635 We thought our manipulative whining for food was fairly effective, this takes it to a whole new level. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
636 Wow, now I know where I get it from 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
637 Are you pretending to not be interested or are you actually not interested? 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
638 My mother dated him once! 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
639 He’s had a ton of work done. 1.3333 0.04339 174 125 40 9
640 I’m so sick of these “Get in shape” ads after New Year’s! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
641 Is this what our ancestors had to do for food? Thank goodness for our refrigerator. 1.3333 0.04489 186 138 34 14
642 And he’s getting paid to do that? 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
643 POV: Mom is YouTube content creator “If I have to watch one more #hearmeroar video, I swear these sofa cushions will be threads by morning.” 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
644 That could of been us, man 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
645 ‘I’ve already seen this episode of “Claw & Order”’ 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
646 I would've caught that gazelle. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
647 This is my favorite part. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
648 Do you have it on paws? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
649 I could do that,if I wanted to get off the couch. 1.3313 0.05149 160 123 21 16
650 I’m starting a new fitness program today. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
651 Maybe we should cancel our jungle trip! 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
652 I’m not saying she’s not talented. I’m saying she has a whole team of people to help her look fierce. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
653 Maybe we should join a gym. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
654 I read that she did 12 sessions per week with a personal trainer for this role. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
655 I'm really tired of the media setting unachievable archetypes. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
656 Why doesn’t he just make his human feed him? 1.3310 0.05365 145 111 20 14
657 I wonder what size litter box he has? 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
658 We used to be wild like that. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
659 Hollywood keeps setting such unrealistic beauty standards 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
660 “What a show off, wait till they find out he's scared of vacuum cleaners too” 1.3309 0.05626 136 105 17 14
661 It's just not realistic. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
662 Should I get more stripes done? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
663 Looks like you when I forget to bury my poop. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
664 She is obviously unhappy with the manicure. 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
665 we’ll start going to the gym on monday 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
666 You know it's all CGI and steroids, right? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
667 I used to look like that. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
668 "Jungle food doesn't come in cans?" 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
669 I went to grad school with that guy 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
670 Is that Fluffy from college?! 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
671 I knew her when she was called "Snuggles." 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
672 I’m so tired of the media’s unrealistic beauty standards. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
673 He might be king of the jungle but you'll always be queen of the condo board 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
674 I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
675 You know the camera adds 200 lbs. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
676 I just feel like we don’t have that passion anymore 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
677 Geez, drama queen. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
678 Once I lose another four pounds... 1.3280 0.04668 186 142 27 17
679 Ever notice how movies never show them using a litter box? 1.3279 0.04660 183 139 28 16
680 The catnip today is much more potent than when we were kittens. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
681 I heard this cat does all his own stunts. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
682 Well, as I see it, your Mr. Handsome Ferocious looks to be coughing up a hairball. 1.3270 0.05241 159 124 18 17
683 Look at her she’s killing it 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
684 Well she’s had work done. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
685 The older I get, the more apex predator I was. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
686 That's totally a body double. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
687 That's it. We're quitting catnip. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
688 His makeup is so Orange. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
689 I bet he gets nominated. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
690 I feel seen. Finally, we have representation. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
691 Call me an armchair quarterback but I would have gone for slower prey. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
692 Didn’t you audition for this part? 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
693 I always find these superhero movies a bit far-fetched. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
694 I met him once. Nice guy. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
695 I liked his early, funny stuff. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
696 You know, it’s not the size of the cat in the fight 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
697 I just had some interesting news from Ancestry.com… 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
698 Why go to all that trouble? Just get the human to open a can of tuna and put it down at your feet. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
699 I've seen this one before. It doesn't end well for the zebra. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
700 I think "that would be nice" . . . then I hear the can opener. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
701 Watching it again, I completely agree with you that she should have been nominated. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
702 It’s so important to see yourself represented in film these days. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
703 Be honest, babe…do you think she’s cute?” 1.3254 0.04788 169 128 27 14
704 Try herding a group of THEM 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
705 Maybe it’s because we’ve been taking the supplement on an empty stomach? 1.3252 0.04829 123 87 32 4
706 We aren't real cats, Marsha. We gotta get out of this apartment. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
707 Thank God we have evolved way beyond that! 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
708 I didn't expect Garfield's origin to be this dark 1.3252 0.04991 163 125 23 15
709 Maybe this will finally teach you not to bat the remote under the couch. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
710 How many times can you watch these family videos? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
711 Another Cameo. Never the Lead!! 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
712 Tyger, tyger burning bright...nothing much on Max tonight. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
713 He's doing it all wrong. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
714 We've really let ourselves go... 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
715 Why's he so angry all the time? 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
716 Ever feel like we should be doing more? 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
717 Always male heroes - they never feature females past their prime like us. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
718 I wish they would stop showing such unrealistic body types. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
719 Robert Downey Junior is so versatile, I barely recognise him. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
720 Yeah, but he’ll never appreciate the sound of an electric can opener. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
721 Oh Morris, what happened? Where's the tiger I married? 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
722 I had a callback for that show. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
723 I used to be like that when I was younger. 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
724 On one hand, I'm inspired. On the other hand, this couch is really comfortable. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
725 I can't believe Catflix raised their prices again. 1.3235 0.05511 136 105 18 13
726 What do you mean he’s on your list? 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
727 I find it hard to focus this long without a laser pointer 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
728 That reminds me – your mother called 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
729 Hey that’s something! I didn’t realize we could EAT the people! 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
730 Trust me. Everyone on TV's had work done. 1.3228 0.05101 158 122 21 15
731 That makes me wanna go kill a mouse. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
732 Well, everything looks bigger on TV 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
733 ‘I knew him when he was with Siegfried and Roy.’ 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
734 We never talk about that branch of the family" 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
735 That tiger may be stronger and bigger but we are the ones sitting on the couch rather than hunting for supper. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
736 Im tired of these unrealistic body standards on every TV show 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
737 We were hunters too before the convenience of DoorDash. 1.3219 0.05318 146 113 19 14
738 I could have been a contender. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
739 I've read that in real life he's addicted to yarn balls. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
740 You want to see what is on the Dog channel? 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
741 I’ve seen enough. Will you knock the tv off or should I? 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
742 Whose idea was it to cast a jacked dude as Garfield? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
743 The guy just needs to relax and find a nice sofa. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
744 Ehh…that guys a pussy. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
745 I’m going to join a gym. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
746 Man, I'd hate to see his litter box! 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
747 Why don't any of them look like real cats? 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
748 They make us all look bad when they act like that 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
749 It looks like your mother-in-law is on TV again 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
750 We'll see if we're related when we get the results back from Ancestry.com 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
751 They say that TV adds about ten pounds. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
752 It's true, TV does add on a few pounds. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
753 So I took the 23 and me test and it turns out I’m 17% Bengal tiger on my maternal grandmother’s side. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
754 The stuff they put on TV these days really sets unrealistic expectations for normal people like us 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
755 I'm just not sure we need the gratuitous violence to appreciate the story. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
756 I still can't figure out how to release my inner tiger. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
757 See? THAT’S the way to ask to be fed! 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
758 If he misses the litter box, who's going to tell him? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
759 I bet he’s the killer. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
760 I swear Aileen, that’s how they do it in the wild 😮 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
761 Oh please, he has definitely had a face lift. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
762 Life of Pi again? 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
763 God, he’s good looking! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
764 pfft…imagine having no servant bringing you food 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
765 The pandemic really changed us, didn’t it? 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
766 You know it's make believe, right? 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
767 I could do that, I just don't want to. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
768 Could you image working for your food? I mean where is your human, hello? 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
769 What would reality TV be without cougars? 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
770 I think we look alike, don’t you? 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
771 You used to look at me like that 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
772 It's just CGI. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
773 „If it wasn’t for my injury I could do it too” 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
774 I really gotta pee, but I don't wanna get up. 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
775 It almost makes me want to chase a mouse. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
776 The media's always setting unrealistic body standards. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
777 Tomorrow we start running again! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
778 I dunno, those tiger stripes sure look touched up to me 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
779 Don’t you just love ‘Real Housecats’? 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
780 The good old 5th life days. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
781 I read he ate the intimacy coordinator. 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
782 Yes, but you know what they say. The bigger the cat, the bigger the problems. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
783 I could do that if I hadn't been fixed. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
784 Fine give me 10 million dollars and a trainer and I could look like that too. 1.3151 0.05302 146 114 18 14
785 I spent hours in makeup. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
786 The bengals suck this year. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
787 You look like your mother in this one. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
788 They’re leaving us alone with Dad again. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
789 You do know all these actors have personal trainers, right? 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
790 He’ll never win the general election. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
791 Are you sure those DNA tests are accurate? 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
792 I wish the humans would stop looking out the window and come watch this. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
793 This is all we get; the humans lost the remote. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
794 Man, I’ve really let myself go during the actors strike. 1.3143 0.05276 140 108 20 12
795 Such a loud roar for someone with such small paws. I’d vote for him. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
796 Fortunately my feelings of inadequacy are surpassed by my not giving a cat’s ass. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
797 As if the “survival of the fittest” still mattered 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
798 We should really start hitting the gym 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
799 Do you think we're getting desensitized to the violence? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
800 They can do wonders with plastic surgery these days. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
801 To think,that’s us before domestication! 1.3134 0.05647 134 106 14 14
802 Wow, he didn’t even have a can opener 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
803 I'd look like that too if I had money for personal trainers, nutritionists, plastic surgery... 1.3129 0.05090 147 113 22 12
804 You like true crime? 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
805 Well, it's like they say - the camera adds ten pounds. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
806 This is why we need the subtitles. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
807 Well he's had some work done. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
808 We could look like that too if we'd just get off the couch and go back to the gym 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
809 We should hit the gym 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
810 I could look like that... If I had a stylist... Makeup Artist...If I hadn't had three litters... 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
811 God I love true crime 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
812 He’s clearly overcompensating for something. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
813 I miss Daddy. The way he would disembowel prey was a thing of beauty. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
814 You men are idiots! She's obviously had some work done. 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
815 Yes, but can he push things off a table top at will" 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
816 He does his own stunts. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
817 I wonder how big HIS litterbox is? 1.3109 0.05816 119 93 15 11
818 After this, there's a sex scene. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
819 Big deal—I knew him when he was just the Murphy’s house cat. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
820 I could look like that too if I had a personal trainer and spent all my days working out 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
821 I am tired of Hollywood's unrealistic beauty standards. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
822 I prefer less dialog and more knocking stuff off tables. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
823 He thinks he’s all that, but he’s no Gordon Ramsay. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
824 She definitely had work done. Look at her jawline. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
825 I really hate that credenza. 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
826 SO undomesticated!" 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
827 That’s my cousin Leo. Unfortunately, he’s on steroids. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
828 People tell me I look like him all the time. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
829 Telling you, those stripes are new 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
830 I told you that doing “23 and Me” could be upsetting. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
831 Be honest - is he hotter than me? 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
832 He’d still be making movies today if it wasn’t for the meow too movement 1.3088 0.05475 136 107 16 13
833 Seems like a lot of work. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
834 I think he has your paws. 1.3083 0.04552 120 85 33 2
835 Assimilating into human civilization delayed our extinction by at least 100 years, son. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
836 Remember when we looked exactly like that before the pandemic ? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
837 They always leave the TV on the animal channel when we only want to watch Star Trek! 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
838 I’m sick of mainstream media setting unrealistic expectations of what it is to be feline 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
839 Uncle Tigger really had some work done! 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
840 These anti-catnip PSAs are getting wilder and wilder. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
841 Can't we just check the score with the Lions? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
842 Fake news. He’s really just the LSU mascot. 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
843 Rookie mistake. Striped outfits look bad on TV. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
844 I heard she got declawed, and those are all acrylics. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
845 I bet that guy doesn’t have to eat wet food from a tiny can 1.3077 0.04949 156 121 22 13
846 Don't tell me he's not on performance enhancing drugs. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
847 I could totally look like that if I just stopped snacking on those mice. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
848 These images create unhealthy and unrealistic expectations for kittens. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
849 He sure does overact. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
850 If he’s so tough, why isn’t he King of the jungle? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
851 She definitely got a stripe job 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
852 We had some wild times. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
853 23andMe says I'm 9% tiger. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
854 I read that off-screen he's a real pussycat. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
855 It's hard to believe I'd look like that with only six weeks of their probiotic kibble. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
856 Cat porn just doesn't do it for me anymore 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
857 Looks like a wonderful life; but you have to go outside! 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
858 which Katdashian is that? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
859 It must be CGI. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
860 Good lord, could you purr any louder? 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
861 Everyone thinks Bradley Cooper was the first to portray Leonard Bernstein in a feature film. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
862 I know it's pro football, but is it the Panthers or the Jaguars? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
863 How come we only watch movies directed by Fellini? 1.3062 0.05015 160 126 19 15
864 Ancestry says we're related to her mother's husband's brother's second cousin twice removed. 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
865 They get so angry on these reality shows. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
866 Two hundred channels and nothing but cats. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
867 Since when are you interested in going on a safari? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
868 He could have played with it just a bit longer for my taste. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
869 Jeesh. Another cat video? 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
870 You know, that would've been me if I didn't lose one of my nine lives in high school 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
871 I mean sure, it’s easy to look like that when you have a personal trainer, chef and a Hollywood studio backing you. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
872 Could you get us some kitty crunchies? All this ferocity is making me hungry. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
873 What a total drama queen.” 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
874 I've had it with these unrealistic beauty standards. 1.3056 0.04955 144 110 24 10
875 You don’t purr like that around me. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
876 He looks tough, but he’s actually a real pussycat. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
877 Yeah, but a performance like that takes balls. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
878 I've had a crush on him ever since "Paws". 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
879 She's had a lot of work done. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
880 Being an endangered species makes him feel important 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
881 In my dreams ... 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
882 Honestly? I think I prefer the old Bond. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
883 Those claws aren’t real you know… 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
884 We've really got to find that remote. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
885 This was your idea. I wanted to watch Barbie. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
886 I like Sci-Fi, but this stretches reality. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
887 Karen. 1.3041 0.05395 148 119 13 16
888 TV adds at least 20% more viciousness. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
889 See Frank, I told you those DNA results were spot on. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
890 I heard the TV adds around 200 pounds 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
891 I had arms like that in high school 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
892 It’s a jungle out there! 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
893 Isn't it nice when the people are out and we get to use the remote? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
894 I look like that, right? 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
895 I bet if I go on Ancestry.com I'll find that we're related. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
896 So, uncle Henry became an action star. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
897 If I was ten months younger… 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
898 That's the AI version of me. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
899 Those were the days before the invention of tin cans. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
900 This catnip is freaking me out. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
901 Yah, that’s exactly why we’re indoor cats! 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
902 Sure makes us look like pussies! 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
903 I ate a fly today. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
904 I understand the producers encourage these arguments. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
905 ...so are the days of our 9 lives... 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
906 It's true--we're not what we used to be. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
907 I know the documentary director was concerned about the declining bird population, but he didn't have to depict us as savages. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
908 The book was better. 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
909 I can smell his breath from here. 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
910 It inspires me to become a stronger version of myself... but at the same time, I don't want to stop watching and get up from the couch. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
911 These supplement commercials are getting a little out of hand 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
912 You know, when you see them in person, they are always short. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
913 I'm going to start working out. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
914 I think I'm going to ask our doctor about Ozempic. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
915 Hey, he’s the endangered one, which makes us the living proof we’re the products of natural selection. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
916 Oh, I forgot to tell you, your mother called. 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
917 Impressive. But can he operate a can opener? 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
918 I don’t know what you see in him. He can’t act. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
919 I bet he’s doping. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
920 And his litter mate's person is Kevin Bacon. Boom! Two degrees! 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
921 I guess it’s true, the camera adds 10lbs. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
922 I don’t know about you, but I always find reality tv to be a little over the top. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
923 I’d like to see what those claws could do to this sofa. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
924 I mean, sure, if I worked out all the time my body could look like that. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
925 But does he know how to use a litter box?" 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
926 I hear he's a total prick in real life. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
927 Full screen's okay, but I prefer the classics in litterbox. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
928 I heard he’s shorter in person 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
929 Well, if I say something clever and catty, I may a be finalist in the Cartoon Contest. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
930 What incredible over-acting. Just get that little mouse and don't make such a drama about it. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
931 Maybe we should work out more… 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
932 When are they going to ban steroids from professional sports? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
933 That's like me, in the backyard, yesterday. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
934 So this is how our ancestors solved their problems before TV 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
935 He probably eats 9 lives a week. 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
936 Maybe in my next life. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
937 Meh … I could look that if I wanted… 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
938 How about we paws it? 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
939 I can't wait to see how Tweetie gets out of this one. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
940 Do I seem inadequate to you,Lois? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
941 Those sure look like nail extensions to me. 1.3000 0.04709 170 133 23 14
942 I just feel like he gets me. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
943 What kind of catnip is he on? 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
944 Man, remember those wild days? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
945 This is the best show on Petflix right now. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
946 Sure, he’s ferocious and commanding…but does he have his own oral hygienist? 1.2993 0.05320 137 108 17 12
947 Probably AI 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
948 He could be my real father instead of that guy that feeds us. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
949 Of course it's violent, it's Tarantino. 1.2992 0.05625 127 101 14 12
950 This episode of ‘Finding Your Roots’ is fascinating. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
951 Sure, but if you have to live with a toddler and a Pekinese it's not so simple is it? 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
952 Ferocious is overrated. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
953 Big deal! I could be that awesome and terrifying,too,if I had my own chef and personal trainer! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
954 Tigger's triggered. Pooh should have used their preferred pronoun. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
955 That’s too much work 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
956 I was a great hunter too until Mom said I had to stay in the house. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
957 I still have more followers on Instagram. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
958 It reminds me of the old days... 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
959 Do you ever wonder, what am I even doing with my life? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
960 I used to be wild too, then I discovered the can opener. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
961 I wish I had teeth like that. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
962 Although Attenborough makes the thrill of the hunt exciting, I prefer the quotidian quality of a bowl of food on the kitchen floor twice a day. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
963 He's had some work done 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
964 Steroids. Definitely steroids. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
965 I hate how we are always being typecast. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
966 Yes, but after a while all kitty porn looks the same. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
967 Now that Cats is in the public domain, I guess we should get used to these types of unfortunate adaptations... 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
968 For my money, Eartha Kitt will always be the best Catwoman 1.2975 0.05826 121 97 12 12
969 Could you imagine if we didn’t take over humans? We would be in the jungle too. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
970 Genetics is a lottery, huh? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
971 So sad to see aging stars. From Planet Earth to a Fancy Feast commercial 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
972 Who woulda thought we’d be watching Detroit in the NFC Championship. 1.2971 0.05286 138 109 17 12
973 I'm telling you, if I wanted to, I could take him 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
974 Talk about pay-purr-view 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
975 The body standards in Hollywood have just gotten so unrealistic 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
976 The Wannabes 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
977 There's way too much violence on TV these days. Good thing the kittens are in bed. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
978 Totally CGI. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
979 Don’t you just love watching how the pros do it? 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
980 He's definitely had some work done. 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
981 I love the part where he kills the gazelle! 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
982 He still doesn't realize we can just change the channel. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
983 Impressive, but I like my food from a can. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
984 Definitely AI”… 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
985 Another showcase of toxic masculinity. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
986 They promised me I could grow up to be anything. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
987 So fake. I can see the pixels. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
988 Great. Another one of society’s unrealistic beauty standards. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
989 I just think representation is so important. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
990 Poor Pooh. Guess Tigger couldn’t take it anymore 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
991 I love binging Big Cat Diaries. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
992 I bet they wouldn’t name her Fluffy! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
993 Born Free”. Really more of an aspiration than a wish. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
994 Even if he breaks a paw, he'll still get millions. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
995 Who needs the alley when you have cable? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
996 Like I said, dude, without stripes, what are you? I mean, for all we know, you could be a rabbit. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
997 I went to high school with him 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
998 Seems like as you get older all you want to watch are Cougars..." 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
999 Grandpa was so old school. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1000 With that attitude he's gonna remain a bachelor. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1001 You know Mittens, it’s gratuitous violence but it speaks to me on some basic level I can’t explain! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1002 It's that genealogy show I like to watch. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
1003 Man, who knew Tom could act? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1004 That could be me if I laid off the cat food. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
1005 Don’t worry, these New Year Inspirational ads disappear by February” 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1006 This election kinda scares me … 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1007 Oh God, not David Attenborough again! 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1008 Everyone says I look like him. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1009 « toxic meowsculinity » 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1010 Did I tell you how I bothered a fly once? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1011 Yeah, he’s a hunk all right, but I’ll bet he’s a little light on helping around the house 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1012 He's my 3000th cousin, twice removed 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1013 How have you not seen Tiger King?? 1.2932 0.05420 133 106 15 12
1014 I love it when he tries to bat the rain drops. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1015 Wow! I'll bet he even sits on the couch when his owner is home! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1016 Our ancestors had it pretty good, didn’t they? 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
1017 I'd like to see him catch a mouse on the dead run like I did that time. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1018 But today we have comfortable beds, free food, leisure time. It only costs us our dignity--right Cupcake? 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
1019 I wish they would stop typecasting him. Everybody knows he's really a pussycat. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1020 That would’ve been me if I didn’t get hurt in high school. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1021 I love this show. It’s so…real. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
1022 Swap our obsequious human servants to be an apex jungle predator? You gotta be kidding. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1023 If you think that’s crazy just wait til you see what they have to eat for dinner. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1024 Geez…this guy needs to catnip and chill. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1025 That's why you need to retract your nails when you wipe. 1.2925 0.06138 106 85 11 10
1026 The camera adds 15 lbs 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1027 I wish she could help us catch the laser. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1028 I can do that, but I don’t want to 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1029 Well, maybe not now... But I could totally take him in my younger days! 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
1030 I’m sick of this Alpha / Beta narrative 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1031 I’m never sure if these are inspirational or fill me with regret for what I could have been. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1032 Roar, hunt, kill, eat pig guts! I’m sticking with Kitty Gourmet Tuna. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1033 They gotta be on catnip to come up with this stuff 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1034 I could've done that ... 'bout 9 lives ago 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
1035 Yeah,I went to school with him. He’s much smaller in real life. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1036 I doubt that he is that wild in real life. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1037 I don't know where they find the energy. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1038 She is living her best life right now. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1039 Now do you see why steroids are bad? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1040 She clearly had work done. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1041 A little botox and rhinoplasty and I could look like that, too. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1042 His dad, Tony, worked for Kelloggs 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
1043 Hollywood body standards are getting out of control. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1044 That could have been me if I didn't blow out my shoulder in high school. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1045 I used to look like that when I worked out a lot in college, before you knew me. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1046 That's just toxic mascu-felinity. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1047 You can buy the suit on Amazon. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1048 No, I don’t know what ‘Jellicle’ means, either. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1049 Oh! To be young and handsome again and so full of beans! 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1050 Without the captions it’s so difficult to understand his growls. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1051 This is a really crappy litterbox commercial. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1052 The circus called. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1053 Yeah, it's interesting, but I'd still rather be watching Ted Lasso. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1054 Relax. Thy always look bigger on TV. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1055 What's got her tail in a knot? 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1056 Makes me feel guilty for eating canned food. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1057 Coco and pepper finally realize how really boring domesticated life is. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1058 Did we really need a remake of 'What's New Pussycat'? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1059 How about switching to the Primate channel? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1060 Now that’s catnip 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1061 Mesmerizing the way he ejects those hair balls… 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1062 Those stripes are painted on 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1063 It does seem to be the year of the Orange one. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1064 I’d give all my nine lives for one night. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1065 Summer bodies are made on the Savanna 1.2891 0.05451 128 102 15 11
1066 I could've made that catch. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1067 So if we evolved from them, how come they’re still here? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1068 No, the other contestant‘s catwalk was clearly better. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1069 I could look like that too if my job was to work out all the time. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1070 These viagra commercials are total B.S. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1071 If you held a camera close enough, we’d look like that too. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1072 That's what I looked like when I was young! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1073 But can he sit here with you, and debate what to eat for an hour? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1074 I bet they wouldn’t, “Bad Kitty!!” him if he clawed up the sofa! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1075 This is the Director's Cut, with the rare fur ball scene. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1076 That's Mittens, my little brother. The big screen has always been his dream. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1077 I really need to get back to the gym… 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1078 Oh sure, ripping off heads is satisfying but who's going to open dinner? 1.2879 0.04238 132 96 34 2
1079 Find the remote and press the paws button. I have to use the litter box. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
1080 They may be wild and free but I prefer civilization and the sofa. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1081 Overachiever. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1082 I miss the old days when shows had more relatable lead characters. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1083 That's me when my owner forgets to change my litter box. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1084 I could do that. If this sofa wasn't so soft. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1085 Ok, so then you tell me— was this left on to intimidate or inspire us? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1086 Get real. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1087 That was me before we got this couch. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1088 Those were the good old days. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1089 The camera adds ten pounds. But the rest is filler and steroids. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1090 Love island has the hottest cats this season 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1091 I'm 1/8th tiger myself. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1092 It's all digital effects. No way those whiskers are real. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
1093 He's had so much work done. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1094 Wonder if big cats have the same problems training humans we have. 1.2857 0.05741 119 96 12 11
1095 Watching porn always makes me feel inadequate. 1.2857 0.06009 105 84 12 9
1096 It is a strange world out there where you have to run to get your food. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1097 This is why I want to go outside. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1098 Have our people call her people. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1099 Yeah, well, at least the traditional medicine market doesn't want my penis for a powder. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1100 It was a rocky start, but this new Jeopardy! host is finally starting to grow on me. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1101 Sure, he can catch a deer – but has he ever tried to catch a laser? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1102 This could have been me if they hadn't cut my balls off 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1103 He’s all grrr and no purr. 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1104 I could do that before my humans overfed me. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1105 You know they angle the camera to make him look taller. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1106 I gotta work out more 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1107 There is no way those are real. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1108 For God's sake, stop calling him David Cattenborough 1.2847 0.05183 144 116 15 13
1109 Did you know we went to high school together? 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1110 T'hat was just before he got shot. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1111 Get ready- the can opener scene is next! 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
1112 It’s called method acting. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1113 Anyone who talks back winds up in his litterbox. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1114 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating cat chow! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1115 I’d change the channel but I forgot where I hid the remote. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1116 Once they tear off the arms, it's just attempted murder and conspiracy theories. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1117 I don’t know why Bob always puts a Tiger filter on for these calls. So cringe. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1118 The Tigers really are having a great season. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1119 Upon reflection, they really should’ve just let “Cocaine Bear” be a one-off. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1120 But I'm NOT purring, sweety. That was a burp. Just a burp. I don't even like girls in stripes. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1121 I'm just not a cat person. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1122 I don't know... everything after "The Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Drift" seems derivative. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1123 I bet you he gets reelected 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1124 And this is me going after the neighbor's dog. It was before I knew you. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1125 Enough with the Ancestry.com commercials. 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
1126 I love 90 Day Felancé. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1127 Wait till the claws come out. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1128 Babe, do you find her attractive? 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1129 We are never realistically depicted. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1130 Here comes the Pride parade... 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1131 He's not even crouching! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1132 I think this is what they mean by Imposter Syndrome. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1133 Ooooh. What do we know him from? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1134 Law and Order: SVMew 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1135 That's our brother. After a steroids and testosterone cocktail. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1136 It’s the stripes that do it… 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1137 You really need to call your Mother. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1138 Yes, he's hot. But I'll bet he has a personal trainer. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1139 Sure, he’s charismatic, but I still miss Alex Trebek. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1140 They say he does all of his own hairballs. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1141 It’s just not fair, he gets all the acting talent in the family and I get diabetes. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1142 This got the oscar? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1143 I can't believe we dated in high school. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1144 The antelope got away? What an amateur 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1145 He’s got a nice crouch. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1146 I tell ya, I would'a gone pro too if I hadn't sprained my paw senior year 1.2817 0.05132 142 114 16 12
1147 Dude needs to dial it down. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1148 Yup, my mother was a Tiger Mom. I had to practice violin two hours a day. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1149 C'mon, look at the size of his head, you telling me he's not juicing? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1150 My high school coach said I could have gone to the jungle. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1151 Is it just me or does “Wild Kingdom” have a liberal agenda? 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
1152 He’s so hot…I wonder if he works out? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1153 This show lacks indifference. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1154 This is so fake! 1.2812 0.04428 128 95 30 3
1155 This must be how the goldfish feels during Shark Week. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1156 I bet he doesn't even know what a laser pointer is! 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1157 Turn on the captions. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1158 That’s it. This is the year I’m finally getting in shape. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1159 Isn't it amazing what artificial intelligence can do with my profile!" 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1160 I'm only saying, it's a sad commentary on the state of the industry that this went straight to streaming - when the director's vision was clearly for audiences to experience it in IMAX. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1161 His stalking has always been good, but it's the mauling that needs improvement. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1162 I hear he's actually quite short. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1163 I remember him from his kitten days 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1164 I don't want to give away the ending here, but distemper figures in. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1165 We need to start going to the gym. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1166 I can’t believe atheists think we evolved from something as primitive as a tiger. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1167 I doubt you’re related but you could always check Ancestry. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1168 I hear they really kill off his character in the ninth season. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1169 I could do that back in college 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1170 Isn't he supposed to give them a rose instead of eating them? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1171 Yes, that was me when I was in High School 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1172 Would you believe we share 95% of the same DNA?" 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1173 Meow! Look at the stripes on that one! 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1174 I could SO take that guy. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1175 Saying “bad kitty” isn’t going to cut it this time. 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1176 Yeah, I used to hunt like that until I blew out a knee. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1177 Narcissist! 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1178 Aren't you glad we're house cats? 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1179 Thanks for putting this video scene on a replay loop. I've now picked up two new "kill" techniques. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1180 So, have you talked to your mother lately? 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
1181 You wouldn’t think he’s so hot when he bit YOUR head off. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1182 He must work out. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1183 All snarl and no bite. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1184 We may share the genetic Pool with that guy, but I’m glad we don’t have to share a litter box 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1185 This is a great Finding Your Roots 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1186 This orange guy with anger issues won’t disappear. Can’t they find anyone else? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1187 Real House Pets of Atlanta is so catty this season. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1188 Omg. This is so unrealistic. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1189 Oh, but I bet if a dog did the exact same thing they'd be scratching his ears and calling him a "good boy." 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1190 I don't get it. Where are his people? 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1191 He’s very sexy, but I don’t think the condo board would accept him. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1192 What do you mean I don't bring you wildebeest anymore? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1193 So sad that sensationalism is giving all cats a bad name. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1194 Are you sure this is a show about potential adoptees? 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1195 I’m still amazed the cat at the front desk let you rent this. You’re so clearly under 18. ‘Big Pussy’ won’t show up on our room bill, right? You paid cash? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1196 Wow, this is literally me. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1197 All that energy from a little blue pill? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1198 Really? Another slasher film? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1199 It's always the same news: tuna prices rising, local kitten saved from choking on furball, a suspected serial scratcher on the loose, then a puff piece about cute humans up for adoption at the shelter. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1200 I don’t usually say this, but mrrroww… 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1201 We’ll start that carnivore diet tomorrow 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1202 It really breaks my immersion when you can see the little laser dot guiding the actor. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1203 Hollywood! As if a cat could be larger than a human! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1204 It just dawned on me that if worse comes to worse, we can hunt and eat our humans. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1205 I’m becoming concerned for our democracy. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
1206 I think he’s had some work done. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1207 Charles! Charles! I think that's your cousin Stanley on TV, looks like he's fallen off the wagon again. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1208 I completely agree with his policy regarding gazelle. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1209 Ooooh. You pressed the paws button. 1.2768 0.05841 112 91 11 10
1210 I’m thinking of joining a gym.” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1211 It isn't real but just in case... don't even move a whisker. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1212 I hate psychological drama. I miss reality TV when it was all dogs and mice. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1213 That's our Uncle Leo. His mom had an affair with a tiger. 1.2766 0.05044 141 113 17 11
1214 They use special effects to make the "meow" sound like a "roar" 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1215 That reminds me,when is your mother coming to visit again? 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1216 I love it when she scares the humans 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1217 Bet no one throws cat toys at him. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1218 There's so much violence on film nowadays 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1219 It's hard to watch with all the concussion research out meow. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1220 It’s not that we were savage, it was just a different time. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1221 I'm starting to think these "reality shows" are actually scripted. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1222 You know thats all CGI right? He sleeps all day just like us. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1223 Oh, he has some anger issues. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1224 She sure fits into Real Wives of the Serengeti. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1225 The bigger the cat, the bigger the drama. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1226 If it wasn’t for that knee injury in high school… 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1227 Ahhh...the good old days. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1228 Good thing we’re nocturnal. This would keep me up all night. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1229 She looks so familiar. Google her and see what else she’s been in. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1230 Can’t really appreciate the experience unless you see it in IMAX. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1231 I knew him at the shelter. Bad news. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1232 She would take care of that pesky dog that lives next door. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1233 Sure Dear, you could take him. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1234 It's a deepfake; he's not that big. I could take him. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1235 Well look at Mr. bigshot TV Star who can't take five minutes to call his parents once in a while. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1236 I heard he only go this role because his uncle was the MGM lion 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1237 Wow - claws out so early. He won't pick her! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1238 Tiger Tiger, William Blake. Did he who made the Lamb thee make? 1.2750 0.05418 120 96 15 9
1239 Sure you'd have awesome superpowers, but think about the hairballs. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1240 You wanna hit the backyard later? 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1241 It’s not that I’m not happy for Felix making it big. I just don’t think this kind of attention seeking becomes us. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1242 The plot stinks, but I love his whiskers. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1243 they always look braver on tv 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1244 They have writers, you know 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1245 If only we had tried to apply ourselves. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1246 He seems to have some anger management issues. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1247 They’re over playing this ancestry.com commercial 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1248 I literally hate those Catdarshians. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1249 But I like his policies. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1250 I just love these Cat Norris flicks! 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1251 Fox News. They're just trying to scare us. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1252 I don't speak Tiger. Turn on the subtitles. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1253 Wow, George is really coming up in the world. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1254 What? No subtitles? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1255 I don’t mean to sound catty, but she’s had too much filler. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1256 Why do they always portray us as predators? 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1257 It is so good that they cast a real Bengal Tiger. Representation Matters 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1258 No, I have not been de-clawed. Quite frankly, I'm insulted that you felt the need to ask me that right now. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1259 I don't know. He seems to be over-acting the part. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1260 I wish you'd quit saying he's hot!" 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1261 You know this is based on a true story? 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1262 Watch this! He’s about to hack up a big one! 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1263 The camera always adds 500 pounds. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1264 Maybe we should eat more protein. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1265 "The agency says we were separated at birth. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1266 Does it seem to you TV is getting more violent? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1267 i'd rather live in an apartment. 1.2727 0.06228 99 81 9 9
1268 Society puts so many unrealistic expectations on us. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1269 He doesn't pussyfoot. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1270 Maybe if we start eating right and going to the gym... 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1271 Coulda been me if I drank less in college. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1272 I went to college with him. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1273 You know...I'm getting a little tired of cat videos. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1274 ‘Streep sure does have range’. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1275 It looks like uncle Joe is going to be behind bars again. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1276 You know, they are all on steroids. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1277 It's obvious that he's been photoshopped. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1278 Sure, Antelope is great…For HIM. We don’t have enough freezer space as it is! 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1279 They say we evolved from them but I just don't see it. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1280 Yeah but is he happy? 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1281 I guess it is true when they say the camera adds ten pounds 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1282 He's just so...orange." 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1283 The last time he was in town, he pretended not to recognize me. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1284 Who was Walter Mitty? 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1285 You can’t change your stripes but you can change your cable company. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1286 I do not have Predator envy. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1287 Wow, another ad for supplements 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1288 What a wimp going after flies. We eat mice and rats. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1289 I wish I could bark. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1290 This one should help you improve your stalking technique. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1291 I heard they have to find their own food. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1292 I don't know anybody that eats antelopes or zebras. Must be one more thing Fox News made up. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1293 I don’t get it. Aren’t there any subtitles? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1294 I told you the TV adds 10lbs 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1295 Same old alpha. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1296 It's a show called my 600lb life 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1297 It’s all CG. I know the guy, he’s just an orange tabby. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1298 When and where did it go so wrong for us 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1299 It was a long time ago, and I worked out a lot more in those days. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1300 Back then we didn't need dialogue 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1301 I guess she didn't get the final rose. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1302 These nature docs create unrealistic expectations. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1303 A can opener and a litter box, we're basically the same. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1304 Looks like he's compensating for something. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1305 yeah well. If I had my own personal chef and trainer, that would be me too I guess 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1306 Do you think he's had his whiskers done? 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1307 I'm more of a lion person. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1308 Sure he sleeps all day like us but in a tree! Thread count is not an issue 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1309 So, Dad's still in Africa? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1310 I bet I could do that too if I wanted to. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1311 Trust me, he's had work done. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1312 They say the camera adds ten lives. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1313 I get that way when she gives me the diet kibble. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1314 I can’t help but think I’m wasting 8 of my 9 lives trapped inside this house watching reality TV. 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1315 I had a husband like that once. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1316 It’ll all end in tears. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1317 Hi-def changes your whole perspective. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1318 Yes dear, his life looks exciting, but he doesn't get fancy feasts. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1319 Evolution ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1320 Why doesn't her owner just feed her? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1321 How can the Republicats support such a catidate? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1322 Imagine trying to explain to them that in the future, we'd willingly stare at screens for entertainment instead of hunting for food. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1323 Calicos want to be with him, tabbies want to be him. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1324 Wait, that's your ex? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1325 They do say a camera adds ten pounds. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1326 He totally got a nose job 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1327 I can remember like it was yesterday, when he would play with a ball of string right here in our living room! 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1328 I heard he’s actually vegan. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1329 OK. We can watch Lion King next. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1330 He's not MY pajamas. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1331 Can you mute David Attenborough? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1332 Did we really need another spin-off of Paw and Order? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1333 Getting bored of superheroes movies 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1334 Do we look this big on camera? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1335 That's who I'd cast to play me in a movie version my life. 1.2672 0.05063 131 105 17 9
1336 I’m thinking of getting the band back together 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1337 I'm fine letting the jungle stay out there. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1338 We’ve really come a long way Bob. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1339 Yep…looks like me, too. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1340 Looks like he has tuna breath. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1341 Meeeeoww. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1342 That would be me if they let me outside and no one wants that. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1343 Don't you think she must have had plastic surgery? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1344 I love the fact that he's in our family but I find him a little over the top in his aggressiveness. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1345 They really cut corners on the CGI. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1346 You'd think she'd know by now that she can't win a fight with mosquitos! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1347 ‘I thought you said these edibles weren’t strong’ 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1348 You know, even if we have nine, it seems a shame to use even one watching yourself swat dust on YouTube. 1.2667 0.04687 90 66 24 0
1349 'Do you think we should workout more?' 'Nah'. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1350 I used to be in that kind of shape. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1351 Catflix and Chill. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1352 I hate it when The Bachelor ends like this. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1353 It’s all done with computers. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1354 How do you feel about dry food tonight? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1355 America's Got Tigers is starting to feel redundant. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1356 I’m getting tired of all these superhero movies 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1357 We dated. He was a pussy cat before he went Hollywood. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1358 Thank god for TigerNews, FoxNews is just too dog-leaning for me. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1359 You ever get the feeling you are supposed to be doing something different with your life? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1360 I prefer gathering! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1361 See, we can change a tiger stripes, hand me the remote ! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1362 The political debates are always the same. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1363 There's roughing it, then there's whatever he's doing. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1364 If I could eat whenever I wanted, I'd be endangered too. 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
1365 Tell me I'll never have to be out there again. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1366 I told you it would be a cat fight! 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
1367 I’d be angry too if they kept me locked in that narrow box. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1368 Definitely a cool cousin. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1369 I knew it about that Keith . I said, "Keith, you're going to go all the way." 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1370 Reminds me of my Mother-in-Law. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1371 You know Frank, I always thought cougars were old women. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1372 I've seen this one,put on life of Pi. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1373 I am really worried about this one. There's so much CGI and retouching. It barely looks like me. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1374 Sure he's a big star, but I hear he's got a real catnip problem. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1375 It's AI. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1376 I feel the same way about my food bowl, don't you? 1.2650 0.05615 117 96 11 10
1377 Oh look! A new episode of "The Golden Bachelor". 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1378 Have we settled? 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1379 I bet in real life, he’s short. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1380 When HE misses the litter box, nobody objects. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1381 Yeah, but the camera adds 300 pounds. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1382 I could look like a finely-honed killing machine if I also got paid millions to do it. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1383 They only show from the waist up on Animal Channel. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1384 Back in my day, I used to look just like that... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1385 I think feline American Idol is just scratching the surface! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1386 it's all filters 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1387 This tiger king sequel is good! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1388 I heard he had entered politics. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1389 Second cousin, once removed. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1390 You know it's only make up. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1391 I wonder how much tuna HE gets. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1392 This was his last role before the public litter box incident. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1393 He was nominated for an A-cat-emy Award. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1394 I've watched it 50 times and still can't tell if it's blood or it'snot! 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1395 Planet Earth?More like Planet Girth. He's really let himself go. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1396 I'll never complain about canned food again. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1397 I used to bump into him at auditions ... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1398 So you remember when we were young and wild? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1399 Yo, you think we could pull that off? 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1400 You should’ve seen me in college 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1401 I hate dubbed foreign films. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1402 Who's going to tell her we would've settled for a ball of yarn? 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1403 I could do that but I don’t wanna 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1404 The camera really does add 10 pounds 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1405 I think I'm ready to start eating healthily 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1406 I saw him in Central Park once. He's not that big. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1407 Sure, sexy until he starts snoring next to you. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1408 I prefer the 'screen time' where I climb up the side of the porch. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1409 That cat is AI AF. 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
1410 Not enough playing with his food. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1411 There's no way one little blue pill can do all of that. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1412 You KNOW he's taking steroids. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1413 Stripes were last year. 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
1414 This is too feral for me. Let’s watch something a little more domestic. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1415 Well, clearly it's CGI. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1416 Just imagine the size of the litter box…! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1417 He has MY vote. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1418 Yeh, this is fun, I guess… but maybe later we could chase a little moving light around. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1419 Hey, you think there's a class ? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1420 She’s not that pretty. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1421 He's a scary dude, but you've got to like his passion. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1422 I prefer out of a can. 1.2623 0.04165 122 91 30 1
1423 I had to pose for hours, but it was worth it, the likeness is exact 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1424 Forget the tiger - I'm your puddin' pop. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1425 I always turned down the offer, because the camera adds 400 pounds…. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1426 Yeah, we used to hang in high school 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1427 Ken Jeong guessed right - it's obviously Frank Stallone. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1428 How can you say that’s not a filter?? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1429 This dude eats one antelope and now he’s the bad guy? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1430 He really makes you FEEL the hot tin roof. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1431 At last! A new Marvel superhero. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1432 Look at her stripe pattern. That can't be natural! You think she had work done? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1433 There’s no way we’re descended from them. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1434 Now he plays a doctor on TV. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1435 I have mixed feelings about this whole evolution thing. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1436 That reminds me dear - did you set the traps for dinner? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1437 I auditioned for this show, but the producer was his brother. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1438 She’s definitely had some work done, I mean look at her. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1439 Dudeeee, we shouldn’t haven taken all that catnip before we watched this. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1440 Kevin, Do we have to watch “Life of Pi” again. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1441 Bigger isn’t always better 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1442 I much prefer eating out of a can. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1443 Burning bright? Fearful symmetry? Bosh! That tyger is AI generated!" 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1444 So unrealistic. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1445 He’s not the first runt of a litter to overcompensate. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1446 Turn the subtitles on - I can never catch these British accents. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1447 I guess those new steroids for cats do work. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1448 Shut up! Look at these stripes! I am absolutely descended from tigers! 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1449 yeah he’s cool but have you seen Tony the Tiger? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1450 He’s polling well with the feral cats, but having trouble winning over the domestic cats. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1451 I think he could use an anger management course. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1452 I'm tired of superhero movies. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1453 I hate these fitness videos. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1454 I hear that he’s smaller in person. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1455 What a pussycat! I totally would have caught that gazelle! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1456 I liked him better in the Lion King. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1457 If we do nothing,he will win. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1458 I was his biggest fan until he went public against rabies vaccines. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1459 Oh, relax. It's CGI. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1460 I am all about diversity but is he really suited to play Garfield? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1461 Thank goodness we moved out of that neighborhood 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1462 Such a pick me 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1463 And that’s why you shouldn’t take steroids. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1464 Talk about targeted marketing 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1465 Now this is a grumpy cat 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1466 You know what I could go for right now? A catnip mouse. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1467 That's me in another life. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1468 He never covers his mouth! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1469 Wow! Watching him makes me want to get off the couch and go play with a piece of string! 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1470 You sure you want to watch Grandpa eat Tarzan? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1471 You know I almost became a professional hunter cat - totally would have made it if I didn’t pull my hamstring at the tryout 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1472 At least we have a couch 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1473 Mom looks great, don’t you think? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1474 Well… we can dream. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1475 Pass the cheetahs will you? 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
1476 He may look tuff but I kicked his butt on 33rd and 3rd. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1477 Yet another growling feline stereotype. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1478 Now I feel guilty that I haven't gone to the gym in weeks. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1479 I think going to Detroit was a good trade. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1480 Ugh, she’s totally playing it up for the cameras … Real Cats of the Jungle is SO fake. 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
1481 I bet you wouldn't be divorcing me if I looked like that 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1482 I hate what I've done with my life. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1483 Cat 1: How the hell is our TV standing like that 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1484 And to think, we used to call him 'Fluffy.' 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1485 coulda been me if it weren’t for my bum knee, you know 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1486 The book is much more nuanced. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1487 Remember when you used to pounce like that??! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1488 Tony does his own stunts. Dude's GRRREAT! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1489 Makes you grateful to be an indoor cat. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1490 Don't let your kids grow up to be Bengals. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1491 He acts fierce but underneath he's just a pussycat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1492 Yeah right - That never happens in real life. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1493 I smell Oscar! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1494 I could do that when I was his age 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1495 He doesn't do his own stunts. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1496 I hate these commercials about food supplements. So unrealistic. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1497 I feel seen 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1498 If I exercise I look like that, too. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1499 They say she’s self-made but we all know who her father was. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1500 We could totally survive in the wild if we wanted to. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1501 That roar was so overacting. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1502 See! I keep telling you: it's the media that contributes to the negative perception people have of us. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1503 Fortunately you don’t have to be born free to maintain your independence! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1504 What's for dinner? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1505 I’m telling you I wouldn’t’ve let that antelope get away like that 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1506 Orange and Black is the new orange and black 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1507 That could be me if I just put in a little more effort 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1508 Who has the time? 1.2576 0.05115 132 108 14 10
1509 Oh, close your mouth...it was one date and it was years ago. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1510 AI for sure 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1511 Remember when all we thought about was getting a little pussy? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1512 Yeah,I submitted. I'm orange. I have stripes. But ooooooo,he's endangered. The whole thing is rigged. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1513 I don't know Siberian. Turn on normal American fat cat captions. 1.2574 0.05005 136 111 15 10
1514 This is awakening something in me. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1515 Think he's on steroids? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1516 This is the last time I let you pick the movie. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1517 Finally, we can see someone who looks like ourselves. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1518 Oh sure, but are they happy? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1519 Enough cat videos, put on Shark Week. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1520 Whoa, really puts things it in perspective. It's the indoor life for me. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1521 Don’t give away the end. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1522 I had dreams. You know? I was gonna go places. I was gonna be somebody. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1523 I'm not worried. He says if he is elected he is only going to rip out people's jugular veins on his first day. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1524 At least we're doing better than him. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1525 He’s got cat class and he’s got cat style. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1526 It's a phase. Easy to go feral and prowl when you dont have humans to babysit. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1527 If I worked out, I could. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1528 Shiiiid 1.2566 0.05591 113 93 11 9
1529 That’s why mom left him 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1530 His action movies aren't the same after his tragic accident while cleaning himself. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1531 Bro, you gotta stop jacking off when I’m right here. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1532 I gave up watching the bird channel. Now I'm into superheroes. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1533 I was just like that--in my fifth life. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1534 Reality TV is so fake. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1535 This show always makes me crave liver. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1536 I really need to join a gym. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1537 I liked his earlier, funny films. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1538 Do you think I should get highlights? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1539 I used to be cool 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1540 Its movies like this that make me feel im not doing enough and throw me into an existential crisis. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1541 I wonder if that dude licks it's fur as much as we do? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1542 I bet HE doesn’t leave the toilet seat up… 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1543 I heard he was gay. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1544 He really makes it look easy. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1545 Doesn’t dad look great in his striped suit I gotta get one of those too. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1546 Can we watch something other than "Housecats of Beverly Hills?" 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1547 He reminds me of myself. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1548 Do you think he took steroids? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1549 See, I told you I was hot when I was 2. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1550 Slo-mo of a hairball… really! Mom had a litter of 10 - now that is amazing! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1551 This cooking show is more action-packed than I thought! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1552 They say he does his own stunts, too. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1553 And that's why you don't trick us with treats 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1554 Whattta mean you don’t believe that looks EXACTLY like me!? 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1555 It's animal planet not kitty porn. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1556 Turn the sound down. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1557 I hate my life. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1558 no cat is like that, this is CGI. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1559 Taylor Swift said it’s her favorite show 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1560 We used to be so barbaric. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1561 I need to get to the gym, next week. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1562 So uncivilized. Where’s the remote, hon? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1563 I heard he went to live in the jungle for a couple months and lost 40 pounds to get the role. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1564 That could have been me but my knees went in freshman year. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1565 I gotta hit the box--push "Paws." 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1566 Can't we get something besides these super hero movies? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1567 Is this 'Stripes'? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1568 Freedom looks like a lot of bother. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1569 Can you believe she didn’t get nominated? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1570 I have to nap all day with the lights on after watching these slasher movies. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1571 We have nine lives to get there, get the popcorn. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1572 Oh please he's on steroids 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1573 Fucking over achievers! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1574 What does he have that I don't? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1575 You know,everyone looks fatter on television 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1576 I heard he is such a pussy on set. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1577 This is where I improvised scattering the litter. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1578 We were feral together as kittens. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1579 Da guy taking a selfie thinks it's asleep. Now watch... 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1580 Primitive. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1581 I can’t even remember the last time we ate out. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1582 Yeah,but he has to eat it raw. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1583 This is so 2020 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1584 These shows just make me feel bad about not going to the gym. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1585 I love family photo night! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1586 The trouble with these soap operas is they never show you the character's day job. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1587 Gee, it doesn't look like that when I attack my kibble. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1588 I hate when they show the Gazelle blood spatter! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1589 I'd hate to meet that cat in a dark alley. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1590 What the hell did we just watch?" 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1591 The number of generations between our species is becoming glaringly obvious the longer I sit on the couch. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1592 I think I must have low T…what do you think, honey? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1593 Sure, he looks happy, but I bet his dental coverage stinks. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1594 All I’m saying is no one looks that good just from batting a ball of yarn around. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1595 I miss Marlin Perkins. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1596 I’m tired of seeing these unrealistic beauty standards. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1597 Sure, it's easy to be a tiger when you don't live in a professionally decorated apartment. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1598 Was that Stinky Feet's Gremlin pulling into the drive? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1599 Now he has the real cat's meow! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1600 Life limitates art. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1601 Popcorn or catnip? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1602 We're much more evolved and superior now 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1603 I may feel represented but it’s still a negative stereotype 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1604 We should really get into better shape. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1605 I like to wind down my day with true crime. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1606 Do you think this is based on a true story? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1607 Can you turn on the subtitles? I know it’s cat but it’s like watching British TV.” 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1608 He makes me feel like a Cat potato.” 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1609 All you see on tv is these alpha cats out to kill. What happened to the loving ones rubbing up their owners pant leg? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1610 You know we have a 95% DNA match with that tiger. We should feel fearless. Wanna have a nap? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1611 Pffft. Steroids. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1612 How big do you think her litterbox is? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1613 You used to spit like that." 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1614 Makes me feel like a couch cat. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1615 Gee, Tippy, he reminds me of when I told your father we were getting married. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1616 Just look at how well your cousin is doing, Jeffrey. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1617 Ugh. Hollywood and their impossible beauty standards 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1618 Well, I'm triggered. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1619 His real name is Puff McPuffyface. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1620 Ok….tiger lessons start TOMORROW 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1621 You really like that bad boy look. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1622 Right, that's it. I'm starting tomorrow. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1623 The media always sets up such unrealistic expectations. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1624 …another fur ball caught in action. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1625 I don't believe a single thing he's growling 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1626 Let’s avoid saying anything witty, or even comprehensible, so we fit right in with the other cartoons. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1627 Thank God we evolved into lazy cats. 🐈 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1628 Honey, why don't you get in shape like him? - Me? How? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1629 Quick,turn on the subtitles! 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1630 I preferred ‘Black Panther.’ 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1631 The special effects are amazing these days. A cat ten times our size? What will they think of next? 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1632 Geeez. Another program with unrealistic body images. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1633 well bigger is not always better 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1634 I can't believe your sister went to highschool with that guy 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1635 That's the dumbest cat ever. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1636 One day... 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1637 I know he's family, but we should still take out a restraining order 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1638 Representation matters. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1639 How is there another TED talk on power poses? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1640 Stay together stupid! No don't open that door! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1641 Can you imagine actually hunting for food??? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1642 Hunting for food is so 3rd world. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
1643 Boo hoooo we can do that too honey 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1644 This motherfucker 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1645 Have you seen the Apple TV remote? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1646 It's still better than watching the Republican presidential debate. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1647 Steroids, it's gotta be steroids! 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1648 I miss Mom 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1649 I hear he didn’t actually go to Princeton. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1650 It’s just the filter. They don’t look like that in real life. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1651 Huh. I can never aerosolize my barf. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1652 I didn’t think the remake of Garfield would be so brutal 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1653 I should work out. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1654 These body standards are always so unrealistic. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1655 Once again, Toxic Masculinity ruins the scene. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1656 That reminds me, I ripped a chunk of my co-workers ear off today. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1657 Notice how all the cats on TV are beautiful? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1658 Great cinematography, but foreign films need a meow-track. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1659 I don’t get why he’s so angry, do they not feed him enough in there? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1660 I don't think we should let the kids watch this one. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1661 You may not agree, but I have heard better roars 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1662 I prefer Catinator 2. This one is all about violence for its own sake. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1663 You know what they say about the loudest cat in the room 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1664 Geez, it’s always about Grievances with this guy. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1665 He's tough, but there's no way he could deal with a litter box. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1666 He's had so much work done since last season. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1667 You know that's all faked, right? CG or AI or one of those computer things. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1668 Sure, but can he put up a shelf like I can? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1669 I love petfix 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1670 I have to use the litter again, but I’m going to wait for a commercial to go 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1671 Sure he looks good, but do you have any idea how much work he’s had done? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1672 Maybe we should get off the Lexapro 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1673 If you see it you can be it. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1674 But they get paid to look like that 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1675 Yeah, but that’s not his real fur. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1676 You know I could do that back in college” @cyagreen 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1677 In real life nobody looks like that. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1678 Male Cat: I definitely think I could kick his ass 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1679 No way this is reality TV. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1680 They can make anyone look like a monster on reality TV. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1681 One of our overtly feral ancestors no doubt. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1682 I painted it to represent my inner rage. 1.2479 0.05550 117 98 9 10
1683 Another unrealistic body image. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1684 That's actually my stunt double, they used CGI so it's my face. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1685 s My dentist says those fangs are implants. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1686 I bet his parents fed him raw food. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1687 Is it the one who contacted you on ancestry.com? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1688 We never do anything fun anymore. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1689 Granted. I’ve let myself go. But it’s his job to look good. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1690 I feel very inadequate when I come home and find you watching movies with your ex-boyfriend as the star... 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1691 No, you change the channel. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1692 That reminds me, the can opener isn't home 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1693 I used to be wild once, too. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1694 If that's what "outside" is like, I'll stay in. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1695 Do you find their accent as difficult to follow as me? 1.2476 0.05865 105 88 8 9
1696 That’s my cousin 6-times removed on my mother’s side. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1697 Are you sure the two of you are related? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1698 It looks like fun, but I don’t think I could get used to having blood on my food. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1699 Darn! Not another slasher movie! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1700 Well, I’m sorry I don’t measure up. But I’ve told you and told you I’m an indoor cat. The highlight of my day is licking my own butt. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1701 She sets such an impossible standard for beauty - why are we even watching this? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1702 I just love crime dramas. You? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1703 This commercial is making me hungry. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1704 Ahh, to be an outdoor cat. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1705 Okay, okay! New Year’s Resolution. Starting tomorrow I’m going to the gym. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1706 Like that’s all natural. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
1707 Sure, he's big and ripped, but why does he waste his time going after flies? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1708 That camera adds more than ten pounds. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1709 Terrible form. Even I hunt better! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1710 I can do that 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1711 No, I read he just brushes and floss's two to three times a day. He said he doesn't use teeth whitener. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1712 I can do that...just sayin 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1713 No, he’s the guy who plays the funny neighbor on that show your mom likes 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1714 I heard he does all of his own stunts 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1715 I never imagined that stripes could just fly off of a cat like that. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1716 I thought this was going to be a rom-com. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1717 If I came up behind her I’d show her what a real tiger is. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1718 He plays the same character in every movie, but I still love it every time 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1719 Look- even tigers get litter everywhere. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1720 It’s that new show ‘Cats Gone Wild’! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1721 Stopping petting yourself, Jasper. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1722 I'm frightened! Let's hold paws. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1723 Can we watch something else? I saw this during Covid and the humans made it all about themselves. Tiger King my ass. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1724 I'm not a big believer in the "back to nature" movement. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1725 I'd rather watch human babies than this. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1726 People said I looked like him when I was younger. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1727 I bet he's got a smoking hot girlfriend 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1728 I bet he dyes his stripes. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1729 Is that...a hint of freedom we detect in his brushstrokes? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1730 We need to start working out again 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1731 Is this the Tiger King spinoff? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1732 Whoa did she have some stripes removed to look younger? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1733 Is it real, or is it AI? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1734 That could have been us, Frank. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1735 I can smell the shit stuck in your fur. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1736 We should have found out where Steve hid the remote before killing him. 1.2453 0.05814 106 89 8 9
1737 Oh wow, that’s my 2,156th cousin, 1,786 times removed! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1738 If I was his size, I'd be doing porn too. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1739 They left the TV on Animal Planet and there’s our favorite actor! It doesn’t get any better than this. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1740 Tigers have small penises though. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1741 Watching all these goodlooking celebrities makes me feel inadequate. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1742 TV always adds a few pounds, y'know. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1743 HR is requiring this anti-harassment training again. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1744 Always so much drama with the Katdashians 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1745 Is that Uncle Frank? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1746 I really hope he makes it to the final and noone guesses he's a tiger. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1747 I heard he took steroids for this role 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1748 I HATE horror films. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1749 This reminds me of our courting days back in Hell's Kitchen. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1750 Okay I know I should have read the description when I ordered it, but 'Cats Gone Wild' seemed pretty surefire to me. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1751 he could never be a mouser... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1752 She was a real bitch to live with. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1753 Porn always sets unrealistic expectations. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1754 Hey look, your mother is on T.V.! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1755 Now there’s a cat’s meow! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1756 Just think of all the electricity we’re saving by binge watching this still photo that’s been cleverly glued to a T.V. shaped piece of posterboard. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1757 You want to take that tiger by the tail? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1758 Ya sadly that was number 9 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1759 That is soooo not me! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1760 The human videos are much more entertaining. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1761 What's he have that we don't have? . 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1762 Goals. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1763 Are the Bengals in the Super Bowl? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1764 I love these old Tarzan movies! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1765 I'm sick and tired of all these allergy commercials putting the blame on cats!! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1766 Who let the cat out of the bag? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1767 Moving to the city was the best thing that ever happened to us. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1768 I picked this thinking ‘Crouching Tiger’ would be a yoga class 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1769 I wonder if he's single... 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1770 Reminds me of my ex. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1771 I could totally survive in the wild but this domesticated life chose me, I didn’t choose it. 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1772 When I was a kitten that's what I wanted to be when I grew up. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1773 Even I could have caught that buffalo. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1774 Just like you, Paul 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1775 Hard to believe Uncle Frank really made it to the big time. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1776 I saw this Dateline episode. Forensic genealogy proved he’s the cat who ate the canary. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1777 Close your eyes for this next part. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1778 What a fox. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1779 he’s sooo sexy 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1780 That’s my TikTok filter. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1781 Kitty-Bill is such a classic! 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1782 Honey, I’m tired of true crime, can we switch to something more pleasant? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1783 I hate it when felines are objectified. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1784 They say he doesn't date anyone older than three 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1785 You said size doesn 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1786 Well sure, anyone could look like that if they had a personal trainer and a chef and a team of stylists. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1787 Prednisone, am I right? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1788 I like the nature shows on PBS but enough with the talking heads. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1789 It’s not the content of the show that makes me uncomfortable, it’s that you insist we sit up like lunatics. 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
1790 It must be a lot of effort just to maintain that kind of fashion statement. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1791 Doesn't look so hard. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1792 We can't invite him over he would take up the whole couch and probably eat Elaine 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1793 t "To think we evolved from something as primitive as that." 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1794 I look so much better in HD 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1795 Twenty bucks says those stripes aren't real. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1796 I dated him in college, meh. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1797 Wow the makeup department really exaggerated the nose. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1798 Ugh. HER puss again? You know she got her start in that cat fight video? Ally trash. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1799 I could do that. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1800 Poser. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1801 Tony the Tiger is way more intense in person. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1802 He’s handsome enough but I worry about his anger management. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1803 They offered me the part, but I turned it down . 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1804 Now that's my kinda guy. I like 'em feral. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1805 Look at her eyes. You can tell she’s had work done. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1806 He doesn't kill for sport like I do. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1807 I wish Hollywood would stop promoting unrealistic body standards 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1808 Even if you were on the same high protein diet, you and your cousin have very different body types. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1809 Clearly he’s had his jaws enhanced 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1810 This movie appears to be a fictional account of my life. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1811 This presidential debate is a three-ring circus. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1812 I find it very relaxing after spending a whole day staring out the window. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1813 I don't blame him. He should have gotten the rose. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1814 Why all the profanity? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1815 I couldve gone pro too you know. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1816 I don't know - there is something to be said for being a couch potato! 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1817 On the whole, I've actually enjoyed the neutered lifestyle. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1818 me-OWWWW!! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1819 He's so cat like. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1820 Not another 'Make America Growl Again' commercial. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
1821 I wish there’d been a content warning for the bath scenes. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1822 Hey, I'd be an apex predator too, Snowball, if we stopped going to that diner dumpster. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1823 He's so relatable, yet not. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1824 You think anyone ever says here kitty kitty to her?” 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1825 The development of this character is clearly unrealistic 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1826 I hear I look like him all the time. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1827 THAT’S your celebrity crush? I guess you really do have a thing for stripes 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1828 Can we just put on HGTV for a while? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1829 I could have been an influencer 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1830 I could totally do that. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1831 I am getting tired of all these monster movies! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1832 Ugh. That looks like so much work. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1833 I bet that’s CGI. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1834 Perhaps I should get a personal trainer. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1835 Ads really do place impossible expectations on us. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1836 The mice were very large then. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1837 we should get more exercise 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1838 I could go out and work for food, but I vote for Democrats who will subsidize my relaxed lifestyle. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1839 That cat has earned his stripes. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1840 Bitch. 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1841 From the perspective of the apartment’s mice, I’m just as intimidating a presence. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1842 I hate an overachiever. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1843 That's just good genetics 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1844 They say at home he lies down with the lamb. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1845 I think Henry Gates would say we are sixth cousins thrice removed." 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1846 I just don’t think the first 5 lives were believable. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1847 I was up for that part but my agent was always high on catnip. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1848 I'm tired of these self-help videos. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1849 I guess they really were the 'greatest generation' 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1850 Something to aspire to 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1851 That's easy to say now - from the comfort of our couch - but Catherine, have you given any thought to what that would REALLY be like? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1852 The self-destructive comparison of beauty standards through media 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1853 Is that - me?" " . . . 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1854 At last, relatable reality TV. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1855 So that’s where Grandpa went! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1856 This is how people feel when they see Dwayne Johnson. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1857 Total waste of tooth and claw. He could’ve just slept on its head. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1858 So sad..he used to have a great roar; now at best it's just a wheeze.I hear they feed him catfood. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1859 I could totally do that if I wanted to. I just don’t want to, is all. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1860 If it hits your claws, you got to catch it. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1861 We should get back to the gym. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1862 She's had work done. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1863 That could be me if I worked out more 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1864 I bet he could shred a sofa in no time. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1865 I think he looks like me. Wouldn't you agree? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1866 Sure I want to grow up and be like that, but would I have to get off the couch? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1867 This Housewives of the Serengeti show is so addicting. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1868 OMG, that’s the freakin cat who bit Siegfried! Or was it Roy? Now he’s working for scale at Animal Planet. Purr-thetic.” 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1869 I would've gone pro, if not for that tail disjointment. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1870 That's me on a good day 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1871 ... but then I met you, and here we are. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1872 Clearly his first time using a litter box 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1873 I should have studied the Law of the Jungle instead of Corporate Law 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1874 Sit still, and don’t be such a pussy. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
1875 I'd rather vote to save Democracy! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1876 Amazing actor. Always chews the scenery. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1877 Yes that's exactly what you look like when you're hangry. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1878 I'd rather cough up a fur ball than watch another episode of "Tiger Mom." 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1879 Can you turn the volume down?? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1880 That's going to be me one day, you can see the stripes 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1881 Cat #1 Not only does he get this cushy role on the animal channel but I’m even more jealous that he doesn’t even have to use a litter box! Cat #2 and I hear the Kraft service has salmon every day! 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1882 I love the drama of the reality show, Real Cats of the Jungle. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1883 Grab her by the pussy! 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1884 That could’ve been me had I continued to hit the gym. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1885 It’s so embarrassing that Dad went on that dating show. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1886 Do you ever regret marrying me? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1887 I could totally do that if I trained 5 days a week, too. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1888 Damn Hollywood beauty standards. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1889 That kill was amateur hour 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1890 Cover your mouth when you sneeze, you filthy animal 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1891 So far, the only good part was when he took a nap. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1892 In the book version she's a tabby. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1893 Next time, I choose the horror movie. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1894 It's about time we had some representation. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1895 It's always fun to see how the relatives are doing" 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1896 Somebody hangry! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1897 I think I've had too much catnip. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1898 Press paws? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1899 Sure, they're glamourous, but most of them end up dead or behind bars. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1900 I thought season two was better. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1901 I haven't seen this guy nap once! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1902 We have to binge watch the Feline Files before it leaves MEOWFLIX in a week 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1903 This is all we are going to hear about at the reunion. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1904 That could've been me if I hadn't twisted my ankle hunting in college. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1905 At least in this one he gets the damn bird. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
1906 So, um, you say your folks won’t be home for at least two hours? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1907 You are NOT 'inadequate.' But you are impossible. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1908 Next grocery run...Frosted Flakes. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1909 I like the pattern. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1910 She looks so real. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1911 We should hit the gym today. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1912 I told you The Catlorette is addicting. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1913 Nobody likes a show off 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1914 Suit yourself. I'd want to sniff him first. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1915 I hear he only dates kittens. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1916 Sure, but they never let cats direct. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1917 Nope. Still not ready to go to the gym. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1918 big cats are scary but a little p*ssy never hurt anyone. 1.2364 0.05619 110 93 8 9
1919 Was she in 'cats'? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1920 I wonder if he also has nine lives. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1921 Think of the size of those hairballs! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1922 If I wanted to be reminded of my mother, I'd go see a therapist. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1923 I miss dad. He had that alpha thing really down. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1924 Oh, here we go again. More pseudo-sci-fi Anthropocene eschatology. As if we'd ever be reduced to eating bugs...Where's the remote? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1925 I would change the channel, but I can't find the remote. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1926 You think he's hot,don't you!? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1927 Do you think Mom will notice the Catflix charge on her card? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1928 Why do the subtitles only say meow and roar? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1929 ‘Honestly, I could do it better…’ 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1930 When you think about it, being domesticated really has a lot going for it. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1931 Ooo. This cat video is x-rated. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1932 Be honest, do you wish I had a body like his? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1933 I wonder what size litter box he uses… 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1934 'Can you pause it? I'm due to show my butt during Mark's next Zoom call. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1935 Back in high school, I caught four mice in one afternoon! 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1936 This music means a dog is about to jump-scare us. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1937 Those are fake stripes. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1938 I could totally do that if I wanted. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1939 This show is not my cat's meow 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1940 These true-crime shows...it's always the Tom. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1941 Am I nuts, or were Feliney's earlier films more cerebral than this 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1942 Yeah, I thought so too. But the DNA test was negative. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1943 I'm not a big fan of the bengals. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1944 We have too many subscriptions. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1945 I could look like that too with hair and makeup! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1946 Is this what you mean by “rough play”? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1947 You know its all CGI. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1948 Why do we always have to watch the Real House Cats of New Jersey? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1949 Yeah, I know it's vigilante justice, but I still love to watch. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1950 He's funnier in person. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1951 I think he'll play me in the story of my life... 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1952 I can't really understand any of the roars, should we turn on closed captions? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1953 I'm so glad you took those anger management classes. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1954 Shhh. If you don’t breathe he won’t find us. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1955 I heard he does his own stunts. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1956 We got any Cheetos? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1957 He’s such a strong leader. But he needs to stop with the tweets. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1958 I have a friend who worked on "Real Housecats of Nagarjunsagar-Srisailam. It's all staged. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1959 I can’t believe you have never seen “The Wire.” 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1960 You lick your mother with that mouth? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1961 Just as I feared—Hollywood has completely botched the story of my life. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1962 He's a sumo, of course. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1963 Can you turn it back to "Real House Cats of Orange County"? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1964 So THAT’S what happened to Fluffy! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1965 Do you think he really bulked up for this role or used a fur-double? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1966 Come on! Not another boring cat fight! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1967 Babe, I think our cousin is still search for his inner peace. Namaste. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1968 That’s like me the other day when I kept meowing and meowing and meowing. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1969 Wow, reality TV is so fake these days. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1970 He's not bad, but he's no Shere Khan. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1971 Our ancestors in Africa survived without refrigeration or air conditioning. Can we survive without old ladies? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1972 Alright. Starting tomorrow I’ll resist those stuffed treats… 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1973 Just not the same without Morgan Freeman. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1974 This Tiger King remake is for the birds! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1975 I liked him better in Jungle Book. He's had too much work done. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1976 He needs to learn to relax. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1977 AI, mother, definitely... 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1978 Thank God It’s Feline 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1979 Why doesn’t he just get a human to open a can of tuna fish. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1980 I heard she’s had work done. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1981 I'd like to see his wild self survive one night in NYC! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1982 I’m gonna ask you one last time, please stop with the catty remarks. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1983 I could SO devour a plate of gazelle right now. You? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1984 BEFORE grain free. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1985 I think it's AI 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1986 Judi Dench turned this one down. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1987 I was enjoying the game. One mew and now we're stuck with the Animal Planet until they get home. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1988 Idk how you can watch True Crime right before bed. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1989 Total old-school cringe cisgender tomcat flick but MEOW, right? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1990 You know, Morris, WE could look like that if we tried.” “Maybe, Mittens…Except we love to eat dead things, rotten garbage, throw up, and take naps. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1991 No, why would I be jealous?? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1992 -Wow… -Yeah… 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1993 Can you please "paws" it. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1994 That could have been me but I chose non-violence 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1995 Domestication is so underrated. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1996 If we elect that dude, he'll fight for our priorities. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1997 I can’t understand what’s going on without subtitles. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1998 That makes ninety-one Dalmatians.” 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
1999 Ew, can you imagine having to hunt for every meal? Poor thing. We should go annoy the humans to open up the wet food. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
2000 Did she get work done? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2001 This is so boring without catnip. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2002 No wonder humans watch us on YouTube. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2003 That reminds me, we need to add Frosted Flakes to the grocery list 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2004 If Dad had just stuck to his own breed, that could be me in the documentary 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2005 Look, Uncle Jerry’s on TV. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2006 So meow. I’m gonna take a nap. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2007 A big cat needs bigger prey. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2008 He’d totally play me in a movie 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2009 All of us striped cats are so like this. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2010 These Real Housecats of New York are so over the top. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2011 It's a horror movie about a family that buys a new vacuum. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2012 That's my aunt, she was always the black sheep in the family but now she eats black sheep and normal sheep too. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2013 Quit hitting ‘Paws’. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2014 It always ends the same in the movies, but I haven’t caught a mouse in 6 years. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2015 I don’t get why she wasn’t nominated for her work in this. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2016 Me-wow, what a heartthrob 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2017 That used to be us.” 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2018 He just doesn't do it for me anymore - let's watch Garfield. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2019 Well sure it's easy when you can afford a personal trainer. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2020 You're not gonna believe this but we used to date in high school. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2021 Is this that showbusiness he kept going on about 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2022 You think those are implants? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2023 I think these ‘bachelor’ shows have run out of ideas. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2024 What a Hunk ! 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2025 The debates are getting weird. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2026 I’ve seen this one. She eats & then sleeps. It’s what we do. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2027 Definitely not fixed… 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2028 HE is the cat's meow 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2029 I was on my prime" 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
2030 Do you find him attractive? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2031 All of this Ai is getting out of hand” 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2032 Rumor has it all the “big cats” are juicing these days. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2033 I think she should give Simba the rose. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2034 How come he gets his own show? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2035 Do you think she knows we have a Ring camera? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2036 I hate the sound of my own roar. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2037 Bengals haven’t been the same since they lost their QB. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2038 That was before my domestication. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2039 I wish they would show real house cats sometimes. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2040 Uncle Tony finally got his own show! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2041 But he's been accused of so many things. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
2042 Love seeing uncle Jerry on Nat Geo….does he look thinner to you?! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2043 I swear to God, that was me before the Pandemic. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2044 It's true, everyone looks heavier on TV 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2045 Remember when we thought he was sexy. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2046 That cough needs to be reported to the ASPCA 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2047 I say it's AI, and I say the hell with it. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2048 Alright, he's obviously in steroids. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2049 sigh…that’s when I was the cat’s meow 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2050 Yeah, I'm definitely too pussy to live in the wild 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2051 Those are not her natural stripes! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2052 I feel so inadequate. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2053 In real life, he’s the size of a kitten 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2054 Our ancestors had a much harder life! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2055 No, it's me. The camera adds 600 lbs. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2056 At that moment Kitty realized it might not be the best idea to show Morris the video from her girls trip vacation 😬. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2057 Meh… I like mine with more meat on their bones. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2058 I told you the stripes don’t make me look fat 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2059 If they start licking each other, I'm outta here. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2060 He looks like a hard worker, I have to give him that. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2061 Ho hum. Another steroid-injected muscle cat movie. I think we should watch something a little more sophisticated next time. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2062 I wish I could do that to my owner, but then I think, "Who would feed me?" 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2063 Here we go again. Another stupid reality show in some remote place. I just don't think it's realistic. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2064 ``Even cats have their Donald Trumps.'' 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2065 One more true crime doc and that's it. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2066 I think the Oscars snubbed her because she’s too pro-cat. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2067 So they blacklisted me after this one for “exhibiting controversial behaviour” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2068 See, I told you that's how far Covid-19 droplets spread when you cough! 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2069 I hear he does all his own stunts. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2070 Wow. Garfield's off his meds. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2071 Day 3, 2 people remaining...this is the best 'Alone' ever. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2072 I bet he's really nice once you get to know him. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2073 And this is better than watching cats on TikTok...how? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2074 I just love a good exercise video. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2075 This show is making me tired. How about a nap? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2076 Same promises as last time. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2077 I say thank you to the Egyptians... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2078 I didn't know Fred got so big so fast.... 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2079 See, I would have done that differently. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2080 I love PBS 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
2081 I was that tough before these jokers domesticated me. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2082 He’s doing it all wrong, the power comes from the hind legs. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2083 So this is what you mean’t by being wild in the sack? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2084 We should do some catnip before this movie starts. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2085 He seems hangry 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2086 We’d be in fearsome shape too if we had to stalk, kill and drag our dinner up a tree to eat in peace. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2087 That is wild. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2088 Do I still turn you on more? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2089 Remind me to get some protein shakes next week. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2090 I think they doctor up these TV superstars. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2091 That's my Uncle. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2092 That's my cousin, 150,000 times removed. 1.2286 0.04792 140 118 12 10
2093 Typecatted yet again… 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2094 In only 30 days? With easy prep, tasty meals delivered directly to us? Let’s do it! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2095 Yeah. That’s a lot of work. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2096 No need to be so catty, Hazel. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2097 These nature documentaries just perpetuate unrealistic body standards for men. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2098 Another Trump Rally 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2099 If they didn't clean my litter box every day, I too would feel the need to satiate my inner bloodlust. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2100 Big deal. That was me 20 years ago before Mrs. Bitterman took me in 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2101 Size matters. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2102 Since he joined the circus, he's turned into a real animal! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2103 Don't feel bad, they're obviously airbrushed. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2104 I always knew my cousin would make it big. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2105 And I say he's juicin'. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2106 I think Tony The Tiger’s had some work done! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2107 Maybe we should exercise more. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2108 And you thought your hairballs were big. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2109 I don’t know why Netflix thinks we would like this. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2110 It's fake news, Tofu. No cat in this building cares that much about anything. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2111 and THAT'S who you admire? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2112 Watching this makes me appreciate the convenience and abundance of modern life. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2113 I could look like that too with CGI. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2114 Can you believe we’re related? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2115 I went to high school with that guy. He's a loser. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2116 I'll bet he dreams about our comfy sofabed and 24/7 buffet!" 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2117 Yes, that’s your uncle Tony before he got too old and was only in those cereal commercials. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2118 That is what I want to look like when I grow up! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2119 The Domestic Short Hair in their natural habitat watching wild cats in their natural habitat. A story as old as time. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2120 I could play this part better. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2121 Linda, the shows you watch are starting to give me body image issues. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2122 You know it's actually chocolate syrup, right? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2123 Would you go out with him? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2124 And that’s me swatting dismissively at motes in the solarium. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2125 You know, these fitness ads are getting insufferable. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2126 Ughhh, ridiculous. How many lives are we supposed to believe he has?! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2127 Yeah, I dated her once. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2128 She definitely had her ears done. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2129 Should we donate to his PAC? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2130 I love this new season of PURRvivor 🐾💪🏝️ 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2131 I remember when I looked like that. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2132 Bad cats, bad cats whatcha gonna do when they come for you, bad cats, bad cats…” #felinesgonewil 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2133 It’s obviously scripted. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2134 You know she's highly airbrushed, right? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2135 After my nine lives are up I want to come back as a tiger. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2136 Daddy thinks he's such a big deal. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2137 Another superhero movie? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2138 Will he be able to out wit the mouse 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2139 Yeah, we could get Friskie. Or maybe Chinese. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2140 How one's supposed to compete with these standards? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2141 I hear he stalks his co-stars. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2142 I'll try some cardio tomorrow. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2143 I'm kind of done with reality TV 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2144 This is boring. Tell me when they show Taylor Swift. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2145 I don't care if he's family, he should NOT be invited to the wedding. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2146 I hate election years. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2147 That looks exhausting 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2148 I always knew Mom had the disposition to make it as a reality star. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2149 And to think he’d be a dentist by now, if I hadn’t broken up with him. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2150 I don't like all the violence in this one. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2151 I need to start exercising. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2152 Whoa whoa wait now- did we skip an episode? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2153 Not to be disrespectful, but I like being domesticated. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2154 Can you put the captions on? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2155 Can we fast forward to the heavy petting? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2156 The word on the street is he's declawed. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2157 My money says he doesn't get the mouse. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2158 I’d be up for trying that tonight 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2159 I prefer doing indie films, but this pays the bills. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2160 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's CGI 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2161 It's honestly just a bit too violent for me. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2162 Henry Louis Gates, Jr says we are not related." 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2163 Are you sure you're parents won't be back soon? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2164 These National Geographic specials are always setting impossible standards of masculinity. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2165 I could be him if we had a pet door. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2166 Now I know why we are declawed. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2167 Oh, fuck! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2168 I love the Real Housecats of Beverly Hills. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2169 Think I’d look like that if I hit the gym? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2170 I liked their first album better. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2171 Can't convince me he's neutered. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2172 They got my good side. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2173 I need to get back on that exercise program. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2174 But why can't we have the couch facing the TV directly? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2175 What are we even doing with our lives? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2176 Honey, he’s wearing your stripes! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2177 I’ll take this over a ball of string any day. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2178 Put it back on Top Cat! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2179 Wow,can you imagine like 5 generations ago? I know,we would be watching that big cat on a black and white tv. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2180 That reminds me...did you call your mother? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2181 Please tell me your taping this. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2182 Sometimes I regret the life I chose. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2183 It's called "Clawdia's Lives" -- there are nine episodes. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2184 Are we part of the base? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2185 I absolutely killed my audition, but the director said my person was too pacific. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2186 It's not our grandmother's Felix. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2187 How does he stay awake so long? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2188 We've evolved so far from our primitive ancestors, haven't we dear 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2189 I am telling you, he is a living ad on plastic surgeries. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2190 When you think about it, we're the perfectly evolved species for Netflix and Chill . 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2191 I could totally do that if I got into shape. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2192 Another Ozempic commercial... 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2193 He has limited range. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2194 I don’t understand why you watch Real Housecats. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2195 That’s what happens when you eat your Friskies! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2196 What'll it be tonight, man eating cats or cuddley kitten videos? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2197 I just love reality shows. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2198 He’s no Jeremy Allen White. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2199 You know that's steroids, right? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2200 The thrill of the chase, opposed to long-term commitment. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2201 It’s not fair. How come they get to roar but we’re stuck with a meow. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2202 It’s just filters and AI 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2203 Didn't we see him in Cats? 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
2204 Please, I can't stand watching one more minute of Taylor Swift's cat. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2205 Real Tigers of the Bronx Zoo is already in re-runs ??? No way. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2206 Yes, he's a distant relative, and I like to keep it that way! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2207 Domestic cats rock! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2208 I love working out like this, don't you? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2209 I can do that, but I don’t wanna. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2210 Should we just Netflix and kill tonight? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2211 Brains over brawn is my motto! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2212 Reminds me of another orange being that endlessly lurks cable news. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2213 Must be AI generated. When did you ever see a cat that big? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2214 You know this is all Staged right 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2215 MeWow! We were pretty awesome nine lives ago! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2216 Hey! This doesn’t look like “Ratatouille”! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2217 Where did you hide the remote? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2218 Sure it’s an exploitation picture, but it’s extremely well-made. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2219 You can tell it's AI generated from the claws... 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2220 Doc about big cats? I don’t want to think. Anything human will do. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2221 This season of Real House Cats is wild. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2222 It’s the season finale of Real House Cats of Orange County. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2223 He’s definitely getting purrformer of the year this time. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2224 Where’s the litter box? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2225 So catty. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2226 Sure, it's easy to look that good when you can go to the gym four hours a day. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2227 It is so worth paying the higher subscription fee. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2228 Yeah he’s ripped, but I think we’re looking at steroids here. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2229 When do we get to see the mouse? 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
2230 You know,they dub the sound on these things. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2231 I dunno...it seems violent. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2232 Now this cat can act. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2233 Thanks for the nightmare I'm going to have tonight. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2234 I’ve mellowed since then… 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2235 I’m sick of this picture of your great great great grandmother, let’s get a tv. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2236 The Real HouseCats of Bali has gotten so dramatic. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2237 So that's nature, huh? Red in tooth and claw? Booring. 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
2238 But can he bat a ball of yarn for hours? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2239 This is our former president posing as our grandfather showing everyone that he is a tiger on the campaign trail. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2240 Yeah I just can’t relate. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2241 Is it me or does the television add two inches to your claws? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2242 I love this scene,he's about to kitty slap that dog across the room. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2243 I'm tiger after swatting one, that's why I'm lion here. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2244 TOO MUCH MAKE-UP! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2245 We could try 23 and Me. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2246 I bet they get THEIR dinner served on time 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2247 In this Tiger King' sequel, Tigger springs Joe Exotic from prison and eats him. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2248 Cat’s meow! 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2249 Beauty standards on TV these days are just getting more and more unrealistic. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2250 Personally I find anthropomorphism to be a bore . . 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2251 See? It's all Botox. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2252 none of the cats i know act like this 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2253 You’ve got to be kitten me right meow. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2254 I wish David Attenborough would narrate the lives of us little guys too. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2255 No, I still don’t understand this theme song. I mean why is he singing about the eye of the ‘human’? I just don’t get it! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2256 Now that the humans went back to work, we can finally watch Animal Planet again. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2257 So do you think Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie should’ve been nominated? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2258 She's gotten so much work done. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2259 I thought she would get a rose!! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2260 Ok, so he took down an antelope. I got more likes for playing the piano. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2261 It must be terrifying to be flattened like that 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2262 He's a cousin, but we don't talk. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2263 Huh, fleas really are worse in the wild 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2264 I'm so proud of Uncle Leo for making it big in Hollywood. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2265 I think we’ve seen this episode. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2266 You see, you see that's what life is like in a world without anger management. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2267 It’s a video from ancestry.com 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2268 We should get out more 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2269 Now why don't we roar like that?! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2270 This show makes me hungry... can you call our human servant? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2271 Yeah, this is why we have a cleaner 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2272 Reality tv has gotten so trashy! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2273 My spirit animal 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2274 Yeah, I dated him once, all Meow and no Bite! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2275 That bad boy is catnip incarnate 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2276 Sure, he looks big and tough but he’s obviously wearing lifts. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2277 Why don't they caption these foreign language movies? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2278 Was it something I said? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2279 Can you believe that there was time when we didn’t control who sat on the sofa? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2280 Who is she trying to fool? She's had work done....her stripes don't even match! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2281 Hard to believe there was a time that humans were so primitive they didn't pamper us. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2282 I gained 15lbs for the audition just to find out this is what they meant by ‘Big Cats wanted’. Unbelievable 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2283 Think he cat naps? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2284 Look at this orange haired loudmouth buffoon 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2285 This Real Housecats of NYC show is going straight to the litter box 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2286 These Hollywood 'fat cats' think they can fool us with their special effects and Ozempic 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2287 Oh ya! Cat fight! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2288 ‘Meow 600lb life’ 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2289 You know, I heard he was a feral kitten. Look how far he’s come. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2290 I’m not sure I earned my stripes. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2291 He looks exactly like my personal trainer. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2292 Don’t get any ideas. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2293 Paw'n Wick 11 was better. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2294 Another foreign film without subtitles. The tiger is yelling in Burmese. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2295 In my next life. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2296 He only got the part because he’s endangered. It’s woke gone mad. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2297 Check IMDb. I can't remember his name either. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2298 Time to get off the couch and into the gym 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2299 You know what I'd like to see? A cage match between this guy and Jonathan Franzen - now that would be entertaining! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2300 Look where evolution's gotten us! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2301 We need more gym time. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2302 The beauties and the beast. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2303 Drama Queen” 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2304 I may believe in evolution, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2305 At least it’s better than Keeping Up With the Cat-dashians 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2306 Poor thing. Never gets her ears scratched or tummy rubbed. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2307 Brad Pitt 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2308 Savages. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2309 I think there's more to it than flax seed and protein powder... 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2310 I would have caught that antelope in half the time 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2311 Why do they call them Bobcats? No one calls me Fluffycat… 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2312 Can't believe this cat's still in the competition. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2313 Well at least one of us got a tv show” 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2314 That doesn’t look that difficult. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2315 The moderator really should put that guy in a cage! 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2316 I'm going to find that cat toy and rip it to shreds. Starting tomorrow. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2317 I hear he’s short in real life. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2318 That's definitely AI. His fingers look warped. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2319 Meow, meow meow meow. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2320 Sure, but his performance has completely declawed the narrative. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2321 It's called Nine Past Lives - it's got Oscar buzz 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2322 How are they allowing them to compete in cat sports? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2323 I’m so sick of superhero movies 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2324 You know I played on the same team in high school with him. But then I got injured. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2325 I told you she's on steroids. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2326 Beauty standards today are just so unrealistic" 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2327 I think I'll stick with the cat toys. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2328 I'd rather watch a comedy . 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2329 Those were the days my friend... 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2330 Cousin Tim has a bad temper since he became famous. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2331 Yeah I voted for the tiger king last time, and you voted for orange Jesus. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2332 Let's hire him for Junior's birthday party. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2333 I hate these shows,they make me think too much about what I could’ve done with my life. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2334 We really have to stop watching porn. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2335 And here I thought if we just gave him a good education it would tame the beast in him. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2336 He is such a show off. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2337 Did hear what I said—I lost my wallet on the subway again. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2338 He deserves an Oscar for this one, just look at the fire in his eyes, raw emotion! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2339 Putting aside the carnage and all, we’ve come along way to start including plus size models. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2340 Do we still have any of those little fish snacks? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2341 I remember when he was scrounging thru trash cans in the alleys of the Bronx 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2342 Why can’t you be more like him, Kevin?! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2343 I'm maxed out on reality shows. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2344 We have all thought about it, but there’s a cat that actually does it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2345 Acatemy Award material! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2346 I ordered a pizza 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2347 Apparently he’s a nightmare to work with 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2348 Poor guy isn't even allowed to scratch his owners 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2349 You know how movies exaggerate everything. There's no such thing as giant monster cats. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2350 Just think… that could have been US 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2351 Yea, that’s me was me on Spring Break when I was in college… 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2352 I don’t think he’s the stay at home type. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2353 Uncle Tony made a sweet fortune roaring about flaky breakfast cereal. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2354 Oh it's Kim Karkittian with another SKINS commercial! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2355 How can I compete with that??? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2356 I like my catnip too much to look like that. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2357 His acting is making me catatonic. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2358 I don’t know, true crime isn’t really my thing. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2359 Look! It’s grandma’s kennel cough commercial ! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2360 crazy cat luck..at last minute he was.adopted by an assistant to the head of new talent at ICM..the rest is history 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2361 You can tell that he gets to eat the real expensive stuff. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2362 He’s purrrfect for President- but he was born overseas. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2363 I know the kids enjoy them, but don't you think these superhero movies are starting to get pretty formulaic ...? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2364 They used makeup and prosthetics to make me look more like a tiger. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2365 ‘Yo mama’ 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2366 I could probably do that. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2367 Your great-great-great grandfather. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2368 He's faking it. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2369 Is that his only outfit? He wears it everywhere 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2370 If I had a purrsonal chef and trainer, I could look like that, too. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2371 Why don’t they just vote him off the island? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2372 You hungry? Cooking shows always make me hungry. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2373 do you think she got buccal fat removal 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2374 I know exactly how he feels 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2375 If only he’d flossed more 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2376 If Morris can change his stripes, why can’t I? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2377 Dude's gotta stay away from Catnip 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2378 Why can't they show closed captions for David Attenborough? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2379 Hold on...I need another thirty minutes for the Viagra to kick in. 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
2380 If he would just sit and be patient, the mouse might come to him! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2381 He says us men have to get back to our primal roots. It's why I'm scratchposting again. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2382 These unrealistic beauty standards are really starting to get to me 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2383 I hunt - for the brand you prefer. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2384 Christ, what an asshole! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2385 They call it a reality show. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2386 Lion King, TigerKing, Cocaine Bear, Oh My. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2387 Well, he works out constantly. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2388 Here comes the conflict resolution where he obtains the catnip 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2389 Jumpin' Friskies! Did you see the size of that hairball?! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2390 You know this is mostly CGI, right? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2391 „Pfff… Amateur. I could do that“ 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2392 They think we need the company so they leave the tv on. I wish they’d put in on food network! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2393 Now I can see why you have him on your list 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2394 This week on 'RuPaw's drag race', Sasha is serving fierce white tiger!" #rupalsdragrac 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2395 Princeton to Hollywood ~ who woulda thought? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2396 Nowhere near as impressive as the hairball I coughed up today. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2397 The rage comes from all the roids. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2398 Should we get a plant? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2399 must be tough out there in the real world, eh? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2400 I'm telling you babe these guys are all on steroids 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2401 What a jerk! He’s throwing the kitty litter all over. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2402 These body standards are becoming too unrealistic. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2403 Would you love me more if I looked like her? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2404 So just fruits and veggies? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2405 Look at him caterwaul tunelessly 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2406 We may not be living our best life, but we’ve lived worse.” 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2407 ‘Ok- you can un-paws’ 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2408 Show off! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2409 Water buffalo? Big deal. Remember that time i single-pawedly defeated the menacing red dot? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2410 It looks exciting, but I prefer the domestic life. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2411 I heard Mr. Whiskers was bulking for months to land this role. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2412 All of this blood and gore - it's nothing like "reality". 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2413 Wow, we really have changed since moving to the suburbs. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2414 The Bengals again. Where is the remote? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2415 Tell you what, I can do better than that. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2416 I hate watching the news 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2417 He's just phoning it in these days. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2418 Disgusting. I cant live up to these beauty standards. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2419 If we behaved like him, we would be sent away. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2420 I don't believe for a minute that we are descended from THAT! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2421 Raw food is so much healthier, but so messy. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2422 Did you hear she killed her husband? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2423 Real housewives of Feline City # 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2424 This week on The Real Housecats of the Jungle 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2425 I'm just waiting for that hairball scene. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2426 Oh catflix again? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2427 Nothing roars lion's den more than this. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2428 I wish I could be assertive like that. I'll just have to settle for being passive-aggressive. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2429 I'd hiss, but it's just TV. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2430 I bet in real life he sits on his couch a lot. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2431 Him: I'd look like that too, if I didn't have to work all day. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2432 For once, I'd like to see the gazelle live to tell the tale. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2433 He has to work way too hard just to get lunch. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2434 He eats carrion. Imagine his bad breath! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2435 The societal pressure to look like THAT? I can't even.......pass the chips! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2436 Hey, isn't that Peter? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2437 His form is all off. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2438 Now we can watch toxic masculinity in HD. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2439 When you’re up, get me a catnip. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2440 Next commercial we'll be seeing humans eating food out of a bowl on the floor with a voice telling us how nutritious it is for our owners. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2441 so i guess size does matter after all…… 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2442 This is really the only streaming service we need. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2443 No worries. If he dies in this episode, he's got eight more tries. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2444 I find stripes very attractive. Do you, um, find stripes attractive? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2445 I think I left the door unlocked... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2446 Sure, let’s plan that trip to India. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2447 Typical. They cast a tiger to play a leopard. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2448 This guy looks like a little pussycat. Bet I could kick his ass. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2449 He's a cousin of mine on my mother's side 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2450 There’s no way those claws are real. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2451 Wait...is that Mom ? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2452 Hey! That's me in my younger days! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2453 The trouble is, he eats this diet stuff during the day, then goes out and kills three small deer that night. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2454 Oh yeah, back in the day, I was a lean mean fighting machine. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2455 He just like me, for real, for real. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2456 These reality show scripts are getting obvious. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2457 All muscle...probably no brains. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2458 I can't believe he could be our next president! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2459 They say he’s from the planet Krypton. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2460 Sorry--hitting the paws button was the wrong thing to do! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2461 I find that exaggerated uninterest works better. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2462 Totally airbrushed 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2463 TV makes everyone look bigger. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2464 The difference is, these Hollywood cats all have a personal trainer. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2465 This really has me motivated. This is the year I start really hitting the gym 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2466 Don’t you just love David Cattenborough documentaries? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2467 I was a fan until he starting going off about the rabies vaccine. 1.2135 0.06079 89 77 5 7
2468 should've stayed domestic 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2469 I bet he’s dumb as a rock. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2470 Real Housecats of Meowmi 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2471 I pity that kitty 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2472 I got my 23 and Me back... 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2473 honey im not lying you're much prettier than her. " 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2474 Toxic masculinity. Is this supposed to be entertaining? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2475 I LOVE MANNIX!...oops, I meant Manx... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2476 But like, what gets him UP in the morning, y’know? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2477 He's the Trump of the cat family, albeit a feral member 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2478 Ugh, how many Jungle Book reboots does the world need?! Come up with something new! I’d even settle for raw footage of a blue jay … 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2479 The book was better. I chewed off at least three pages. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2480 Totally unrealistic body, he probably doped. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2481 Not "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" again?!! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2482 The unrealistic predator standards are getting ridiculous. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2483 Yeah, I could probably take him. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2484 Look at all the work she’s had done. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2485 I’m so glad we had that dollar store blanket laminated. It really ties the room together. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2486 It's so much easier to get takeout. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2487 It's all done with artificial intelligence. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2488 I bet he can't hard boil an egg." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2489 I’m thinking about getting a gym membership. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2490 Well, the first eight times, he DID do his own stunts. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2491 They say he's the Jason Momoa of tabbies. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2492 Doesn't this beat actually experiencing things? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2493 I can’t decide if I’m depressed from the sensationalism or the truth. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2494 I know it's season 8, but it's starting to feel repetitive. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2495 And can you believe they say we evolved from big cats!? How barbaric! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2496 Hmm…. i think i let my gym membership expire . 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2497 Now she's had some work done. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2498 I love it when he eats everyone. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2499 Imagine what we could do if we didn’t have the Internet. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2500 Its time to Chill and Catflix 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2501 A little on the nose, wouldn’t you say? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2502 I heard he does all his stunts himself. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2503 Yeah, he's amazing but house cat bods are in 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2504 Family or not, we're not inviting him for Thanksgiving! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2505 Well, that scared the hell out of the old bat, didn’t it? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2506 I hate to admit it to my friends, but I’m hooked on this series called “The Human King”. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2507 But can it purr? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2508 That was the 9th time Dad chased that dog. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2509 This “reality tv” is so scripted. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2510 Do you know, we’ve actually got more genes in common with a banana 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2511 David Attenborough will explain why you stalk, chase, and pounce. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2512 That actor always chews the scenery. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2513 Don't start. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2514 He's my hero too! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2515 To hell with this. I'm taking a nap. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2516 He has HOW many followers on Instagram? One episode of Tiger King and he thinks he's all that. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2517 Could have been me if I didn't get hurt in high school 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2518 When does he nap? 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2519 These Catnip commercials are getting put of hand. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2520 I think home schooling narrows ones view of the world. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2521 I’ll take fat and happy over strength and ferocity any day. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2522 I’m hungry again, and you? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2523 I hate watching my old movies.... 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2524 We are safe he does not know we are on the couch 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2525 They say the camera adds ten pounds. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2526 Still partial to the Lions. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2527 Isn’t that Gary, who we used to call fugly in middle school?? Damn… 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2528 They should have hired a real tiger to play the role. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2529 I'm loving this episode of Finding Your Roots. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2530 It's comforting to be reminded that as pets we don't have to forage. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2531 This makes me really appreciate domestication. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2532 According to Ancestry.com and 23&me she is my great great great grand-meow 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2533 But how much does he have in his 401k? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2534 I could be a killer, easy. I just prefer kibble. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2535 Tiger IV - I'm so sick of sequels. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2536 What time did you say the humans will be home? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2537 Maybe we should get out more 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2538 I guess he grew tired of Fancy Feast. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2539 I think he needs a couch. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2540 To think that he started out peddling sugared cereal on TV. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2541 The ending is catastrophic. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2542 Reality TV has gone to the dogs." 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2543 Meow that’s a cat… 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2544 Reminds me, I need to refill my Viagra prescription. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2545 Isn’t grandpa a great actor! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2546 Nine lives I get but nine episodes are too many. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2547 that could be me but, I hurt my knee" 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2548 Don't you dare tell me we've reached fur representation justice because of a single prime time tabby role . 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2549 This is an unrealistic standard to live up to 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2550 What an attitude! Never take for granted a little kibble and a clean litterbox. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2551 Can we turn the channel... I'm scared 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2552 Sure, he has his freedom, but look at his poorly maintained coat. Not worth it, if you ask me. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2553 Honey, I promise he’s yours. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2554 So there’s even bigger humans that give them treats, right? 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
2555 That looks like way too much work! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2556 Cousin Simba always did have a bad temper. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2557 I wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2558 Dunno, I used to like him better when he was a kitten 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2559 That ain’t no flabby tabby! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2560 And the Pawscar for Best Supporting Catress goes to Meowryl Streep” 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2561 If only I had better parents, I’d be a tiger too. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2562 These days he’s dying his whiskers to get work 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2563 Kids these days 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2564 Don't be scared. I heard he's a real pussycat in real life. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2565 Huh--those are ecxtensions--nothing about her is real. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2566 I prefer the original ‘The Lady, or the Tiger’ ending. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2567 We should start working out. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2568 Kingdom: acceptable- Phylum: reasonable- Class: inferable- Order: reasonable- Family- acceptable- Genus- plausible- Species- no way I came from him! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2569 Not David Cattenborough again. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2570 Films like this unrealistically raise expectations. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2571 I dunno, I feel like being domesticatted is just easier. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2572 Whoa, I didn't know you were into, 'Kitty Porn! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2573 It’s a advertisement for the new jungle-to-table restaurant. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2574 Here he goes playing the victim again... 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2575 That's all CGI 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2576 Hunt for something else! She is so over-rated. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2577 Be honest, do you think he's hotter than me? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2578 How did we get so soft? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2579 Where did we go wrong? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2580 She said I was the tiger she wanted to tame 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2581 Well, Burt, looks like we need to step up our game. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2582 It's good to see Cousin Ted doing something constructive with his life. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2583 That reminds me, I'm thinking of joining the gym 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2584 These gym ads are getting ridiculous. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2585 I can’t decide which is worse, the script, or the acting. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2586 Evolution is overrated. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2587 Life would be a lot easier if he had a human for a pet! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2588 Sick of these unrealistic beauty standards 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2589 So, watching this....do you really think the outdoor life would suit us? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2590 My dad per 23 and Meow ! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2591 What's on the menu tonight? Blue Jays or Cardinals? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2592 So when does he do the weather? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2593 He's definitely juicing. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2594 I would so cough up a fur ball for him. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2595 You call it the good old days, but imagine having to poop without a human around to nervously stare at 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2596 This season of “Real Housewives of the Savannah” feels a bit scripted to me… 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2597 of course we could but the canned stuff is just more practical 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2598 Who needs catnip? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2599 Reality TV? Yeah, right. That was definitely staged. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2600 Do you think he does his own zoomies? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2601 Put it on pause while I get some temptations 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2602 Do you think those stripes are real? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2603 When I grow up I want to be a catamount. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2604 I hate watching Ku Phu without subtitles. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2605 It's all in the lighting. I saw him online at Petco and he didn't look like that AT ALL. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2606 Please, he’s so full of himself. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2607 I did the family tree, and apparently we are related but on your mother’s side.” “I don’t see it, Dad 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2608 See what Dad was like until he discovered TV? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2609 They wouldn’t be endangered if they would just enslave the humans instead of eating them. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2610 This is not what I expected when you said we’re watching ‘cats gone wild’ 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2611 Do you ever feel like we have too much leisure time? 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2612 I can’t BELIEVE he missed that deer. I would’ve gotten it. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2613 He’s never gonna get the blood out of his coat. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2614 Cough into your sleeve. This show must be circa 2021. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2615 He’s overacting. . 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2616 I could have looked like that if I didn’t tweak my knee in college 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2617 Tony the Tiger a lot cooler before he got that ad deal with Kellogg's 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2618 Lousy script, but my agent thought it would help my career. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2619 So glad he's not my Dad! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2620 Can you paws this? It's so intense I need to hit the litter box. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2621 That's your grampa. He's always been more of a free spirit. In the next scene, he eats the director. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2622 It’s nice to see Dad living his dream 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2623 What an animal. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2624 Back in the day, stalking was cool. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2625 Do you feel like some warm milk and catnip? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2626 I’m gonna scratch the hell out of Jon when he gets home. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2627 Soon they'll know the truth about me. I'm as lethal as that cat! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2628 I don't know. Thai? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2629 Why can't you be more like Jason Meowmoa? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2630 Cat 1: “I can’t believe how hard he fumbled that tackle against the gazelle” Cat 2: “Yeah I know, he’s getting lazy” 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2631 We’ll join the gym in February 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2632 Exactly HOW distant of a cousin? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2633 Can you turn on the subtitles? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2634 He IS big. It's the pictures that got small. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2635 I guess there is a certain sense of animal magnetism, but I know I’d go crazy if my kibble wasn’t on time. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2636 I hate all the drama on reality tv shows 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2637 Would you give this up for the jungle? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2638 Can you paws the TV please? Purrfect! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2639 That's some bad cat, Hairy. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2640 You’d think he could handle the catnip. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2641 It's okay, but it reminds me of work. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2642 Yes, chef. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2643 He probably has personal chefs & trainers 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2644 Actually in his case anything he might catch goes with stripes. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2645 I love the show but hate the laughtrack. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2646 running into him would be a Cat astrophy 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2647 These reality shows are brutal. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2648 Dude, even I know bugs aren’t worth the effort! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2649 I hear he's Gay. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2650 I really prefer those nature shows that follow humans in their natural environment 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2651 Aren’t you tired of these superhero movies? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2652 I don’t think we’re watching a peaceful transition of power. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2653 No wonder he's raging, he has to live out there. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2654 You know, I always feel her ‘meow” is much worse than her “fssssstt! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2655 Is this the one where he chases the laser pointer? I love that part. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2656 Now here’s a cat I can vote for.” 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2657 He’s lost his youthful charm 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2658 I am so done with this ‘Tiger Week’ crap. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2659 Just once I’d like to see him bring more vulnerability into his role 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2660 You know,my high-school coach wanted me to go pro, too, but I had that claw injurry my senior year 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2661 Yes, I know it’s Jared Leto 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2662 Great cattv video for “Who let the Claws out? Who, who “. - 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2663 What do you think? The resemblance between us is uncanny, huh? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2664 Imagine if we were like that? Must be nice. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2665 Those food particles suggest an inefficient chewing risk. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2666 Don't you wish sometimes we'd never evolved? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2667 I don't care what he says about dogs, mice and squirrels, I'm not going to vote for him. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2668 I could take him. No prob. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2669 Such a terrible waste of energy, this obsessive prowling. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2670 Domestic life is underappreciated 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2671 I don't care what they say. I still think Carole did it. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2672 I can't believe the Acatemy didn't nominate her for this purrformance. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2673 Damn, I wish he showed that kind of passion in the bedroom 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2674 Honey, I still cannot believe he is our son...". "Well, my darling, I do not think these are his innate abilities, because he won in the contest for best genes' pool. I think it is the Catvard thing. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2675 You used to roar like that when we first started seeing each other *sigh* 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2676 Freakin’ Carol Baskin. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2677 Is this the episode where he eats the cat food? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2678 I know he's my real father, but he refuses to take the DNA test. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2679 That's what steriods do to you. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2680 No, it's your turn to wipe the bugs from the screen. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2681 You said we could watch Toddler Videos if I finished my pigeon. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2682 This is distressing. Where was the trigger warning? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2683 I hear he’s prone to rages and acne. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2684 I'd rather sit on the couch and watch. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2685 I know he has clawed people to death, He's not perfect , but he has my vote! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2686 I'm telling you, he CANNOT be our donor dad!! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2687 I've gotta start going to the gym. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2688 You know that used to be me back in High School 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2689 I could have done that. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2690 Amazing what a 7 minute Ab workout program can do 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2691 What kind of tackle was that!? I could catch prey better than these chumps! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2692 Oh wait, I think it’s dubbed. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2693 „I could look like that, if I hadn‘t to take care of that human all day" 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2694 What you first have to realize is that these film cats all have personal trainers. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2695 See honey, all that filler never looks natural. And you can always tell who has veneers 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2696 Big deal! He’s had surgery and is on steroids! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2697 Dad is spewing again- so unbecoming… 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2698 I'm addicted to superhero flicks. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2699 Not to be catty…but he’s full of himself! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2700 I dated him once. All ROAR and no bite. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2701 It's too natural for our decor." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2702 Not her best angle, if we’re being catty.” Jessica E. Meth, Larchmont, N.Y 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2703 I’m hoping for a reality tv napping competition show. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2704 These slasher movies are so unrealistic 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2705 The hunting thing is so eighties. 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
2706 So many damn commercials! 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2707 A bit over the top, don’t you think? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2708 Typical cat humor: "Categorically this movie is a catastrophe. " "Please change the channel, or I shall be catapulted into catatonia." "Good one...." 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2709 Another over-wrought catfood ad. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2710 Ahhh! The 1%. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2711 I liked him better in the first ‘Exterminator’. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2712 They should have hired me to play his part. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2713 It’s not just the eye of the tiger… it’s the thrill of the fight. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2714 Mittens, don’t be a scaredy cat, he’s just acting. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2715 Here’s what I want to know: who changes his litter box? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2716 C'mon bro! My grandma could do it better 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2717 You think we should get back to the wild? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2718 Oh she has definitely had work done. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2719 I am so tired of the same-old same-old. When will they make movies about felines like us? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2720 I scoffed when Yogi said “Cocaine Bear” was offensive, but I get it now. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2721 Garfield he's not. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2722 I wish Hollywood would get back to more realistic portrayals. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2723 Our father never showed him affection. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2724 I used to be so much fitter 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2725 Seems stressful to me. I like the endless stream of kibble and treats. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2726 Do you think she’s had work done? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2727 I think I'll join Gold's Gym. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2728 Tony's insistent we make America grrrreat again! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2729 I love this new Ozempic commercial. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2730 Don't get your fur up. He's been autotuned. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2731 I can take him.. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2732 Go ahead girl…you do you 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2733 I would like to see the exact same storyline, but with a more diverse cat. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2734 I should not have taken that edible. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2735 I love this show. The characters are so catty! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2736 We don't need to get out more. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2737 I hear gazelle meat can be kind of stringy. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2738 Catoon binge watching 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2739 Man it's always thrilling to catch up with family. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2740 Maybe we SHOULD start working out! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2741 and that’s what you call, a Karen 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2742 You should watch the reunion - that's when the claws really come out 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2743 Does this fight even advance the plot? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2744 Do you think we’re overdoing it on the true crime shows? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2745 Give me til December and I'll have a growl like that 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2746 That could totally be me if I just spent a little less time each day licking myself 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2747 This is why Dad calls us wasted potential. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2748 He looks just like your uncle Charlie. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2749 He must be on cat food steroids. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2750 Okay, yeah, he is sexy and cool but I bet he lives like a cat. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2751 That's not real... 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2752 Do you think if I keep working out I could look like that? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2753 Can't believe he was nominated for an Academoeward for this. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2754 I hear those aren’t his real teeth 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2755 This isn't Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2756 We need to get off this couch 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2757 He started out on. Cereal box. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2758