Contest #883


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Do you ever get the feeling you're wasting one of your lives? 1.8200 0.01856 1894 819 597 478
1 That reminds me—your mother called this morning. 1.8062 0.01621 2631 1214 713 704
2 Maul a man and you eat for a day, teach a man to pamper you… 1.7749 0.01469 3465 1772 701 992
3 You knew I was domesticated when you married me, Margaret.” 1.7650 0.01475 3025 1434 868 723
4 I bet they wouldn't tell him to stay off the furniture. 1.7573 0.01526 2843 1370 793 680
5 Oh my gosh that’s horrible. He didn’t even play with it first. 1.7380 0.01877 1733 815 557 361
6 We'd look great, too, if David Attenborough narrated our day. 1.7196 0.01779 1997 989 579 429
7 Sure, he's big. But can he manipulate humans like we do? 1.7063 0.01479 2908 1477 808 623
8 King of the jungle, blah, blah, blah. He coughs up his hair balls one at a time just like the rest of us. 1.7022 0.01556 2592 1314 736 542
9 We never pounce anymore. 1.6986 0.01334 3500 1776 1003 721
10 You know the camera adds 500 pounds. 1.6957 0.02452 989 490 310 189
11 I can't believe this screaming orange wanna-be dictator has so many followers. 1.6948 0.01966 1704 900 424 380
12 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to watch the big game. 1.6914 0.01589 2427 1233 710 484
13 Imagine having to hunt for your own food. 1.6903 0.01935 1540 756 505 279
14 I'd hate to be the one to clean his litter box. 1.6903 0.02527 975 501 275 199
15 I'll bet no one ever called him pussy. 1.6864 0.01573 2612 1382 667 563
16 No way that's his real fur. 1.6863 0.01895 1578 772 529 277
17 What cunning? Forget the elusive deer and eat the guy with the camera. 1.6853 0.01956 1649 861 446 342
18 Can you imagine having to hunt for your own food? 1.6737 0.01696 2032 1033 629 370
19 I could look like that, too, if I had a personal trainer. 1.6598 0.02050 1361 699 426 236
20 Hit paws. I need to use the litter box. 1.6451 0.01869 1688 903 481 304
21 That looks like your dad when I asked for your paw in marriage. 1.6445 0.01730 1955 1043 564 348
22 Maybe we should do that Ancestry thing? 1.6411 0.01741 1772 908 592 272
23 So is this what you think about when we’re in bed? 1.6405 0.02378 1032 553 297 182
24 I am so tired of cat videos. 1.6372 0.02363 995 522 312 161
25 When they said ‘Big Cats’ I thought it would be a weight loss show 1.6320 0.01743 1856 990 559 307
26 Frankly, I'm glad we evolved. 1.6264 0.01852 1547 807 511 229
27 Think her nails are real? 1.6241 0.01759 1745 922 557 266
28 Looks like someone's going to the v-e-t. 1.6235 0.01786 2122 1268 385 469
29 In the directors cut there was a hairball in this scene. 1.6230 0.01859 1642 892 477 273
30 I still get goosebumps when he says, "I am your father." 1.6225 0.02151 1200 645 363 192
31 I bet he never knocked a Roomba off course 1.6170 0.01755 1786 964 542 280
32 I’ve got to start working out. 1.6119 0.01811 1613 861 517 235
33 I'm going to the gym starting tomorrow. 1.6087 0.01794 1569 823 537 209
34 Take it from me: you have to earn those stripes. 1.6030 0.02070 1559 953 272 334
35 I've gotta stop taking these aggressive roles. I'm getting typecasted. 1.6019 0.02141 1492 925 236 331
36 I thought you said it was a Felini film. 1.6012 0.02377 988 551 280 157
37 Man, do I miss my testicles. 1.6006 0.02128 1397 832 291 274
38 Hard to believe we're family. 1.6001 0.01873 1388 726 491 171
39 I'm bored. Wanna shred the couch? 1.5988 0.03012 658 381 160 117
40 He was terrific in 'Life of Pi', but comedy is clearly not his thing. 1.5953 0.02594 808 449 237 122
41 Is that a documentary or the front door camera? 1.5945 0.02081 1270 711 363 196
42 Sure, Daniel Day Lewis is a chameleon, but the part should've gone to a cat. 1.5935 0.02099 1257 707 354 196
43 They only look like that in Hollywood. 1.5874 0.02270 984 536 318 130
44 I knew him when he was a kitten. He’s clearly gotten work done. 1.5860 0.02143 1128 622 351 155
45 Sure, he’s king of the jungle but can he control a household like you or me? 1.5851 0.02449 887 496 263 128
46 Just another unrealistic body expectation for cats… 1.5842 0.02179 1104 614 335 155
47 Whatever -- I totally could have taken him before my ACL tear. 1.5813 0.02217 1058 589 323 146
48 I'm not sure I'm living my best life anymore. 1.5813 0.02192 1058 583 335 140
49 I just think these shows set unrealistic body expectations. 1.5727 0.02374 1004 590 253 161
50 I wish they’d stop promoting such wild body standards. 1.5702 0.02348 919 515 284 120
51 Why do you love these serial killer movies? 1.5665 0.02407 872 491 268 113
52 He may not be stuck in the house but we have couch privileges and don't have to hunt for dinner. 1.5660 0.02410 871 491 267 113
53 Why doesn't he just meow until his person gives him his dinner like we do? 1.5653 0.02482 865 500 241 124
54 I bet nobody tells him to stay off the sofa. 1.5644 0.02567 854 507 212 135
55 I’m glad we gave up feral. 1.5635 0.02419 843 472 267 104
56 I think I prefer canned food. 1.5616 0.02470 828 470 251 107
57 I’d run circles around him intellectually. 1.5614 0.02685 887 563 150 174
58 The guy at the gym said I could see results in six to eight weeks. 1.5597 0.02511 813 466 239 108
59 I think we should start seeing other cats. 1.5566 0.02467 778 433 257 88
60 Change the channel, I’m so sick of that orange moron. 1.5547 0.02753 795 495 159 141
61 I love watching these old family videos. 1.5544 0.02512 754 422 246 86
62 I just wasn't expecting 'Tony: The Frosted Flakes Story' to swing this dark. 1.5538 0.02791 771 480 155 136
63 I used to look like that until you wanted me fixed.... 1.5533 0.02588 853 519 196 138
64 "You know, I tried catching a mouse once." 1.5529 0.02633 765 450 207 108
65 Maybe we should try the paleo diet. 1.5514 0.02649 729 423 210 96
66 Dude, we could totally do that. 1.5498 0.02665 713 413 208 92
67 I’m suddenly feeling profoundly domesticated. 1.5485 0.02656 742 437 203 102
68 You used to look like that when we first started dating 1.5474 0.02529 844 505 216 123
69 Someone needs a nap. 1.5435 0.02718 666 385 200 81
70 Now remember son, what you see on TV isn’t real life. Our biggest predator here is the spray bottle. 1.5406 0.02713 727 438 185 104
71 All of that roaring for what? A ten second guest spot on a National Geographic special 1.5363 0.02772 619 357 192 70
72 I'm tired of these unrealistic beauty standards. When can we see an average cat on television? 1.5353 0.02757 609 348 196 65
73 Sometimes I too get the urge to go wild again, but then I hear the can opener and it goes away. 1.5353 0.02969 652 409 137 106
74 Good looking, but no domestic skills. 1.5345 0.02838 608 356 179 73
75 They're all taking performance enhancing drugs, honey. 1.5336 0.02909 639 391 155 93
76 That reminds me. Are we inviting your mother to the wedding? 1.5328 0.03045 625 395 127 103
77 Talk about unrealistic beauty standards… 1.5282 0.02914 568 334 168 66
78 I could take him. 1.5277 0.02875 614 369 166 79
79 Definitely steroids. 1.5269 0.02850 613 366 171 76
80 Please put on the closed captions. I can never understand their accent. 1.5263 0.03122 570 357 126 87
81 I heard he identifies as a lion 1.5240 0.02939 645 406 140 99
82 We are so evolved 1.5235 0.02982 575 349 151 75
83 Let's see him try to use a litter box! 1.5227 0.03159 528 325 130 73
84 Size does matter. 1.5210 0.03108 524 318 139 67
85 She’s obviously had work. 1.5209 0.02937 597 365 153 79
86 That would be me if I didn’t hurt my knee in high school 1.5205 0.03162 561 356 118 87
87 I'm telling you, this is all scripted. That prey was already dead. 1.5194 0.03010 516 304 156 56
88 He said he'll make the jungle great again. 1.5182 0.03292 548 358 96 94
89 I mean, if I had all day every day to work out, I would look like that too. 1.5181 0.03141 554 349 123 82
90 I like the show, I'm just concerned about the promulgation of unrealistic body standards 1.5174 0.02914 574 345 161 68
91 I’m just saying, in the books the character is a lot more nuanced and morally ambiguous. 1.5173 0.03067 549 338 138 73
92 Thank heavens we’ve evolved into indoor domestics. Loved the tuna carpaccio this morning. 1.5159 0.03311 504 320 108 76
93 Remember when cat videos were cute? 1.5151 0.03134 497 300 138 59
94 There’s no way those claws and teeth are natural. 1.5147 0.03113 546 341 129 76
95 and he said he got that body just working out... 1.5144 0.03092 486 288 146 52
96 Not to be catty,but the stripes make her look fat. 1.5139 0.03111 539 335 131 73
97 Hunting for one's own food? Don't they have a human to bring it to them? 1.5122 0.03180 531 335 120 76
98 You know he’s s gay, right? 1.5113 0.03310 485 305 112 68
99 I hate to think how many scratching posts that guy goes through per year. 1.5096 0.03175 469 282 135 52
100 Real housecats of Salt Lake City is so crazy this season 1.5087 0.03367 462 290 109 63
101 Yes, but remember she’s photoshopped. 1.5077 0.03031 455 262 155 38
102 I mean, I could do that. 1.5066 0.03108 527 328 131 68
103 I feel inspired. Wanna go rip the ottoman to shreds? 1.5064 0.03362 468 296 107 65
104 I did that to a ball of yarn once. 1.5061 0.03302 494 315 108 71
105 They’re just like us, it’s just diet and exercise you know? 1.5060 0.03061 496 298 145 53
106 He may be King of the Jungle, but I’m king of this couch. 1.5043 0.03261 466 288 121 57
107 I can't help being distracted by the fake Siberian accent 1.5032 0.03356 469 298 106 65
108 I read he spent one of his lives preparing for this role. 1.5020 0.03066 512 314 139 59
109 I could look that good too if I had a full time trainer and no kittens. 1.5019 0.03227 526 340 108 78
110 You're right, this movie would be better if we were high on catnip. 1.4989 0.03415 451 288 101 62
111 ‘I could do that if I wanted to’ 1.4977 0.03333 428 263 117 48
112 I hear that no one on the set is supposed to make eye contact with him. 1.4976 0.03547 422 271 92 59
113 I bet he has a personal trainer. 1.4969 0.03146 489 303 129 57
114 I'm not jealous. I hear she can't look anything but fierce since the facelift. 1.4953 0.03384 422 262 111 49
115 You know these reality shows aren’t actually real? 1.4952 0.03347 414 253 117 44
116 Aaaand…the cat nip just kicked in. 1.4945 0.03257 453 281 120 52
117 Here it comes, love. I was the lead stunt cat back then. 1.4929 0.03389 424 265 109 50
118 Three years of Tiger in high school and I still can’t understand what he’s saying. 1.4929 0.03241 491 314 112 65
119 Yeah, well I'd like to see him try and take on the vacuum cleaner! 1.4910 0.03412 444 285 100 59
120 I remember when you used to look at me that way. 1.4910 0.03378 442 281 105 56
121 We definitely have wasted 7 of our 9 lives watching this movie". 1.4902 0.03309 457 290 110 57
122 It just seems like he’s trying too hard 1.4884 0.03400 387 236 113 38
123 Everything REALLY is bigger in Texas. 1.4876 0.03894 404 280 51 73
124 If he'd just sit for a minute and purr, the food would come to him. 1.4861 0.03499 432 282 90 60
125 Sure, but can he swat an ankle from under the couch? 1.4859 0.03578 389 248 93 48
126 I'm telling you, she's had some work done. 1.4855 0.03379 447 288 101 58
127 I don’t know, there’s just something about a bad boy. 1.4854 0.03134 480 300 127 53
128 I could totally take him. 1.4839 0.03719 372 241 82 49
129 Every time we watch our wedding videos I’m still shocked at how drunk your mother got. 1.4839 0.03665 434 296 66 72
130 Babe, those are implants. 1.4819 0.03238 442 276 119 47
131 If I had a month and no kittens, I could look like that, too. 1.4798 0.03475 396 251 100 45
132 TED Talks just make me feel inadequate 1.4791 0.03493 407 262 95 50
133 I love how he gets to hunt his own food and doesn't have to eat out of a can. 1.4791 0.03187 430 264 126 40
134 I heard he's only 9lbs in person 1.4790 0.03575 405 265 86 54
135 Oh, No! Not the chalkboard.... 1.4788 0.03765 353 228 81 44
136 Do you want anything? I'm getting some mice. 1.4779 0.03756 362 236 79 47
137 Claw & Order or Saturday Nine Lives? 1.4778 0.03619 406 269 80 57
138 There we go again... media perpetuating unreal expectations of the feline body 1.4777 0.03683 358 229 87 42
139 That reminds me. How is your mother doing? 1.4774 0.03820 354 232 75 47
140 I hate bullies who think they can do what they please just because they are nastier than the rest of us cats. I hope that he is not elected President again. 1.4770 0.03805 348 226 78 44
141 Yeah, well, I'm sure he still licks his butt like the rest of us. 1.4768 0.03835 367 245 69 53
142 And they wonder why we have body image issues. 1.4763 0.03619 401 265 81 55
143 Yeah but, did you see me almost catch that spider last night? 1.4762 0.03457 378 236 104 38
144 I've always been attracted to bad boys. 1.4747 0.03508 415 272 89 54
145 This stuff has me so desensitized, I don't even enjoy ruining the furniture anymore. 1.4741 0.03487 405 262 94 49
146 Wow! Best episode ever of "Finding My Roots." Who knew? 1.4736 0.03469 416 271 93 52
147 He clearly dyes his stripes. 1.4729 0.03281 425 268 113 44
148 Cousin Raj this, cousin Raj that — but at the end of the day, who keeps the mice away? 1.4709 0.03653 378 248 82 48
149 I don’t know about you, but after watching these action movies I find it difficult to get in a full 19 hours of sleep. 1.4701 0.03668 368 240 83 45
150 I heard he tested positive for catnip. 1.4688 0.03918 352 238 63 51
151 Sure, diet and exercise can help, but at the end of the day it’s really just genetics. 1.4683 0.03726 363 239 78 46
152 I love "Finding Your Roots." 1.4675 0.03853 323 209 77 37
153 I bet SHE's not spayed! 1.4670 0.03859 349 233 69 47
154 Turn the captions on, I never understand their accents. 1.4669 0.03789 347 228 76 43
155 I think he takes more than just catnip. 1.4659 0.03748 352 231 78 43
156 This was so much funnier when we watched it on catnip. 1.4656 0.03642 363 236 85 42
157 I could do that, if I wanted to. I just don’t want to. 1.4654 0.03647 376 248 81 47
158 Domestication is the best. 1.4636 0.03501 371 237 96 38
159 I could've gone pro if I hadn't been declawed. 1.4628 0.03928 309 201 73 35
160 Yeah, whatever, but we rule the internet. 1.4609 0.03759 345 227 77 41
161 I’ve really got to hit the scratching post! 1.4607 0.03715 356 235 78 43
162 Looks like someone needs to work on their anger issues. 1.4604 0.03708 328 210 85 33
163 Oh, yeah. She's totally had work done. 1.4587 0.03776 351 234 73 44
164 I've GOT to get back to the gym. 1.4570 0.03586 337 214 92 31
165 I read he colors his stripes. 1.4563 0.03872 309 201 75 33
166 I prefer our life of couching tiger, bedridden dragon 1.4558 0.04158 294 198 58 38
167 And watch the dog get nominated for the Oscar. 1.4553 0.03782 358 242 69 47
168 I bet that cat is on steroids. 1.4548 0.03937 299 195 72 32
169 Try hiding him from the landlord. 1.4536 0.04101 302 204 59 39
170 Oh hey I met him at a callback for a David Attenborough special. Nice guy. Intense. 1.4534 0.03879 311 204 73 34
171 See, these are the sort of unrealistic body standards I’m talking about 1.4526 0.03934 327 221 64 42
172 Another animal show? See if there's anything on the Human Channel. 1.4525 0.04043 305 205 62 38
173 He looks amazing, but I sleep 140 hours per week. Where am I going to find time for the gym? 1.4502 0.04131 291 196 59 36
174 You make choices in life; build a body like that OR know the sublime ecstasy of fitting snuggly in a 12' x 9' Amazon box. 1.4493 0.03888 345 237 61 47
175 You know I looked like that in my first life 1.4490 0.03984 294 194 68 32
176 We are such pussies! 1.4488 0.04026 332 231 53 48
177 Imagine having to chase your own dinner. 1.4483 0.03811 290 185 80 25
178 Do you ever think we made a mistake by getting neutered? 1.4482 0.04075 299 202 60 37
179 This is lame…see if the Panthers-Lions game is on 1.4469 0.03847 320 213 71 36
180 It’s totally unrealistic. Real cats don’t look like that. He has a trainer and gets paid to work out every day. 1.4468 0.03695 329 215 81 33
181 Sure, he acts all tough but could he wake up his owner at exactly 5:11 ever morning? 1.4465 0.03761 327 216 76 35
182 I love Feliney films 1.4460 0.04143 287 194 58 35
183 Oh c'mon, you know he's juicing. 1.4451 0.03802 328 219 72 37
184 All I'm saying is you don't get to look like that by just eating Meow Mix... 1.4449 0.04314 272 186 51 35
185 You know, with some training, I think I could take him. 1.4444 0.03894 297 195 72 30
186 Yes but remember, he tracks litter out of the box, just like the rest of us do. 1.4444 0.04262 279 191 52 36
187 We gotta hit the gym....from Monday on 1.4441 0.03854 295 192 75 28
188 That must be some hairball. 1.4434 0.03973 309 209 63 37
189 Imagine having to hunt for food instead of just walking over and spilling coffee on your owner’s keyboard. 1.4430 0.03933 316 214 64 38
190 THAT'S your ex? 1.4425 0.03802 339 230 68 41
191 I loved him in Life of Pi. 1.4418 0.03942 292 193 69 30
192 I could look that good too, if I had his money. 1.4413 0.03890 315 212 67 36
193 I could look like that too if I had a live-in trainer and chef. 1.4407 0.03912 295 195 70 30
194 You know, they say she had to maul someone to get this part. I respect that. 1.4397 0.04039 257 166 69 22
195 I could look look like that too, if I took steroids! 1.4390 0.03897 287 188 72 27
196 I heard he put on 500 pounds for this role. 1.4384 0.04170 276 187 57 32
197 That's who I'd get to play me in a movie version of my life. 1.4384 0.04086 292 199 58 35
198 I can't watch foreign films without subtitles 1.4380 0.03874 258 163 77 18
199 I understand he's going to make the jungle great again. 1.4377 0.04175 281 192 55 34
200 …you know the cat who directed the film didn’t even get nominated 1.4375 0.04017 272 179 67 26
201 What would Attenborough have to say about us? 1.4368 0.04126 277 187 59 31
202 Getting your own food, can you imagine? 1.4366 0.03822 339 233 64 42
203 Wow! I wonder where he gets his nails done! 1.4361 0.04009 305 209 59 37
204 Yeah, but did Chuck Norris ever straight-up eat a guy? 1.4345 0.04017 290 196 62 32
205 You really should have insisted on script approval when you sold your life story. 1.4345 0.04104 267 178 62 27
206 ...but can he get a human to clean up his litter box? 1.4345 0.04205 267 181 56 30
207 The personal trainers for these superhero films are amazing--I've never seen Garfield so ripped. 1.4345 0.04239 267 182 54 31
208 Tough guy - I bet he'll faint just like you when he sees the claw clippers 1.4340 0.04195 265 179 57 29
209 I hear he's dating a cougar. 1.4333 0.04236 270 185 53 32
210 I'm thinking of getting some claw extensions and dyeing my stripes. 1.4333 0.04070 270 180 63 27
211 Yeah, well, this screen makes everything look bigger. 1.4332 0.03962 277 183 68 26
212 I’m just not that outdoorsy. 1.4331 0.03624 314 204 84 26
213 Tell me; how the heck did we get from there to here? 1.4330 0.04180 291 203 50 38
214 No, of course I don’t think his claws are bigger than yours are, dear. 1.4323 0.04316 266 184 49 33
215 Yeah, he wouldn’t last ten minutes in the city. 1.4309 0.04355 246 167 52 27
216 I made that same move on my feather toy today. 1.4306 0.04154 288 200 52 36
217 I could never go back to catching my own food. 1.4298 0.04042 242 156 68 18
218 Sure, he looks impressive, but which cat has a comfortable couch and TV and which one is going to die alone in the jungle? 1.4291 0.04409 261 183 44 34
219 Just once I'd like to see someone who looks like us get the starring role. 1.4291 0.03896 296 199 67 30
220 That totally could have been me back in my glory days. 1.4286 0.03762 280 181 78 21
221 Seems a lot of bother when you could just open a can of tuna. 1.4269 0.04319 260 180 49 31
222 Well, she's had a lot of work done. 1.4264 0.04051 265 177 63 25
223 I bet the spray bottle doesn’t come out when he scratches the furniture. 1.4257 0.04313 249 170 52 27
224 I’m telling you that’s Judi Dench in there 1.4253 0.04407 261 184 43 34
225 I bet he still has his balls. 1.4250 0.04510 240 167 44 29
226 Do you mind if we pause it while I use the litter box? 1.4249 0.04406 233 158 51 24
227 I could take down a gazelle, too, but you just don't see any of them in our neighborhood. 1.4245 0.04168 245 163 60 22
228 Sure, we're fat, neutered and declawed, but we're comfy and he's the one trying to catch flies. 1.4244 0.04019 271 182 63 26
229 ‘Just another example of Hollywood’s unrealistic body standards.’ 1.4242 0.04131 264 179 58 27
230 He's not so great. The camera adds 10 stripes, you know. 1.4236 0.04286 229 152 57 20
231 Those stripes make him look fat. 1.4234 0.03815 274 179 74 21
232 They would never let him sit on the sofa. 1.4229 0.04174 227 148 62 17
233 That's who I'd get to play me in a movie. 1.4226 0.03735 310 208 73 29
234 I feel so domesticated. 1.4225 0.04200 258 176 55 27
235 Poor thing has to fight and kill just to survive, barbaric. 1.4219 0.04113 256 172 60 24
236 Please! You're gonna tell me that's all diet and exercise? 1.4211 0.04208 266 184 52 30
237 Watch him when he hears the can opener. 1.4209 0.03792 297 199 71 27
238 It always comes down to food. 1.4208 0.04102 240 158 63 19
239 I’ll bet all my 9 lives that no one tells him to get off the sofa 1.4205 0.04020 283 194 59 30
240 We should go outside sometime. 1.4204 0.04414 226 153 51 22
241 you can so tell a dog directed this 1.4204 0.04546 226 156 45 25
242 He’s definitely had work done. No one’s stripes look THAT good! 1.4199 0.04040 281 193 58 30
243 I could survive in the wild. I choose not to. 1.4196 0.04487 224 153 48 23
244 I could be like him if I wanted to. 1.4192 0.03992 260 173 65 22
245 Anything else on with birds? 1.4187 0.04308 246 169 51 26
246 Do you think she worries about her litter box odors, too? 1.4185 0.04127 270 186 55 29
247 I'm sick of the way that toxic felinity is presented as the norm 1.4174 0.04514 242 171 41 30
248 Sure, if you can afford a personal trainer and are willing to take steroids. 1.4167 0.03983 264 177 64 23
249 Like any cat could actually look like that. 1.4164 0.04103 269 185 56 28
250 I prefer our “be aloof, get free food” gig. 1.4153 0.04430 248 175 43 30
251 Apparently we were hunters once. Can you believe that? 1.4153 0.04274 236 160 54 22
252 Unrealistic expectations set by Hollywood. 1.4150 0.04292 253 176 49 28
253 I would have pounced sooner. 1.4147 0.04047 258 174 61 23
254 I bet he couldn't last an hour on this couch. 1.4146 0.04067 246 164 62 20
255 I’ll be impressed when he catches the red dot. 1.4140 0.04572 215 148 45 22
256 Roaring would be nice, but the whole hunting for dinner thing would be a drag. 1.4140 0.04666 215 150 41 24
257 You know I could look like that if I went to the gym. 1.4139 0.04291 244 168 51 25
258 If I had thumbs, I'd change the channel. 1.4138 0.04086 261 178 58 25
259 So wait, he has to hunt for his food? 1.4127 0.04339 252 177 46 29
260 Talk about anger issues. 1.4123 0.04535 211 144 47 20
261 Yeah, in your wildest dreams. 1.4123 0.04423 228 157 48 23
262 Must be nice to have her metabolism. 1.4120 0.04268 233 158 54 21
263 Woah. Wild cats are freaking ripped. 1.4118 0.03965 272 185 62 25
264 I’m so glad we’re domesticated. 1.4115 0.04016 243 161 64 18
265 Great, another attempt by the media to make us feel bad about ourselves. 1.4113 0.04179 265 185 51 29
266 I heard she had a claw job. 1.4111 0.03985 270 184 61 25
267 You can tell she dyes her stripes. 1.4110 0.04600 219 153 42 24
268 I like my gazelle from a can. 1.4106 0.04167 263 183 52 28
269 Yo, Snowball, pause this a minute. I gotta hit the litter box. 1.4104 0.04315 212 141 55 16
270 Fake mews. 1.4104 0.04315 212 141 55 16
271 Pussygalore is on 1.4099 0.04508 222 154 45 23
272 I scratch the furniture and get locked in the basement, they do it and get their own series. 1.4095 0.04744 210 148 38 24
273 The camera adds a hundred pounds. 1.4095 0.04190 232 156 57 19
274 Get ready for the hairball. 1.4091 0.04398 220 150 50 20
275 That could’ve been me you know, if it wasn’t for my bum knee. 1.4087 0.04348 230 158 50 22
276 We gotta get off this couch. 1.4080 0.04211 250 173 52 25
277 I’m starting to feel the catnip. 1.4077 0.04200 260 182 50 28
278 You don't understand Snowball, these guys have whole teams of nutritionists and trainers 1.4076 0.04530 211 145 46 20
279 Sometimes I want to tear out my owner's throat like that. But then I remember I can't open cans. 1.4074 0.04644 216 152 40 24
280 Painted stripes—again. When are they going to start casting naturally striped actors? WHEN? 1.4074 0.04377 243 171 45 27
281 You know Jill,back in the day I actually was kind of ferocious. 1.4073 0.03930 275 188 62 25
282 OK, now here comes the good part where he falls asleep for 16 hours. 1.4069 0.04503 231 163 42 26
283 Can you imagine going to all that effort for a meal? 1.4068 0.04233 263 186 47 30
284 It’s just like looking in the mirror. 1.4068 0.04391 236 165 46 25
285 It's just not the same since we were spayed, right? 1.4067 0.04407 209 141 51 17
286 He was much better in Life of Pi. 1.4059 0.04881 202 144 34 24
287 She’s obviously had work done. 1.4054 0.04102 259 179 55 25
288 I forgot to tell you. My mother is coming next week 1.4035 0.04502 228 161 42 25
289 We’ve evolved so much. 1.4030 0.03929 268 183 62 23
290 Bo, has she had a lot of work done! 1.4028 0.04252 216 145 55 16
291 What happened to us? 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
292 This is so scary. I'm not going to be able to sleep for minutes. 1.4009 0.04655 212 150 39 23
293 I dunno. I kinda like not having to catch and kill my food before eating it. 1.4009 0.04361 222 153 49 20
294 If they hadn’t declawed me I’d be out there in the game, bro. 1.4008 0.04205 237 163 53 21
295 You know what, Mom? Hollywood is creating unrealistic body standards. 1.4008 0.04266 242 169 49 24
296 OK, he's sexy, but would you want to live with that kind of hissing? 1.4000 0.04250 240 167 50 23
297 Yes, of course size matters. 1.3991 0.04384 233 164 45 24
298 More unattainable bodies to make us feel bad. 1.3991 0.04392 223 155 47 21
299 Hard to believe we were separated at birth. 1.3991 0.04417 218 151 47 20
300 We were wild once, before discovering couches. 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
301 When will they stop pushing these unrealistic body standards on us? 1.3982 0.04511 221 156 42 23
302 It's feels really good to be seen. 1.3981 0.04702 206 146 38 22
303 I could go for a little catnip right now. How about you? 1.3979 0.04508 191 129 48 14
304 Im 13% Bengal and should be eating more wild boar. 1.3979 0.04384 191 127 52 12
305 I remember when he auditioned to be the Frosted Flakes box cover 1.3973 0.04448 219 153 45 21
306 Don't you think the anger is a bit overdone? 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
307 I'd hate to be the one cleaning his litter box. 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
308 He's not a real tiger. He plays one on TV. 1.3966 0.04177 232 159 54 19
309 Obviously she has had work done. 1.3965 0.04509 227 162 40 25
310 Those were the days. 1.3962 0.04403 212 146 48 18
311 I really don’t see what you see in him. He hasn’t been in anything good since Jungle Book 1.3961 0.04633 207 146 40 21
312 He’s doing it wrong. 1.3959 0.04527 197 135 46 16
313 Remember those days? Reckless, unhinged, free?” “Yeah they sucked” 1.3959 0.04143 245 170 53 22
314 You like my stripes better than his, right babe? 1.3955 0.04384 220 153 47 20
315 You know, people say I look like him. 1.3955 0.04478 220 155 43 22
316 It's like looking in a mirror. 1.3953 0.04308 215 147 51 17
317 I'm only watching it for the cat food commercials. 1.3951 0.04401 205 140 49 16
318 These shows promote such unrealistic body images. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
319 ‘Just watch - the dog will get nominated.’ 1.3950 0.04697 200 141 39 20
320 He thinks he's so grrreat! 1.3947 0.04876 190 135 35 20
321 We look so different with makeup… 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
322 He's an outdoor cat. 1.3944 0.04284 213 145 52 16
323 I hope no humans were harmed in the making of this film. 1.3944 0.04535 213 150 42 21
324 I dated him once, he was wild. 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
325 Just another example of society's unrealistic body standards, Doug." 1.3941 0.04645 203 143 40 20
326 I’m so over all this toxic felininity. 1.3941 0.04592 203 142 42 19
327 Statistically, we're way deadlier. 1.3930 0.04570 201 140 43 18
328 I’m so done with toxic felinity. 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
329 You know, I met him in real life and he was actually a lot smaller! 1.3921 0.04373 227 160 45 22
330 This is so unrealistic. Why doesn't he just meow at the human until he gives him whatever he wants? 1.3913 0.04576 207 146 41 20
331 Those aren’t his real teeth. 1.3913 0.04258 207 140 53 14
332 These political debates are really starting to get out of control. 1.3911 0.04072 225 152 58 15
333 What do you mean you can't see the resemblance? 1.3904 0.04811 187 132 37 18
334 Sobering how far we've fallen, yes. But at least we're not labradoodles. 1.3894 0.04603 226 165 34 27
335 Don’t be fooled, dear, no matter what he says on trial, you can always tell a tiger by his stripes. 1.3894 0.04429 226 161 42 23
336 God, what we’ve become 1.3891 0.04409 221 156 44 21
337 Wow. Feral Streep really can play any character. 1.3881 0.04484 219 156 41 22
338 I love this scene. This is where the dog "gets it". 1.3881 0.04454 201 139 46 16
339 Will you turn on the subtitles. 1.3880 0.04632 183 126 43 14
340 He’s earned his stripes. 1.3879 0.04262 214 147 51 16
341 I just don’t feel like I can measure up to these unrealistic expectations 1.3876 0.04385 209 145 47 17
342 I feel like our evolutionary paths may have diverged. 1.3871 0.04607 217 157 36 24
343 He was really great before he took the cereal box gig. 1.3871 0.04945 186 134 32 20
344 Thank god we domesticated humans. 1.3869 0.04758 199 143 35 21
345 I hear he only eats vegans. 1.3866 0.04505 194 134 45 15
346 The camera adds a few pounds. 1.3865 0.04361 207 143 48 16
347 No, I am not going to go out tonight to hunt for our dinner. There’s kibble in the fridge. 1.3861 0.04545 202 142 42 18
348 I can't believe we're related 1.3860 0.04246 215 148 51 16
349 Yet another unrealistic body standard. 1.3858 0.04456 197 136 46 15
350 He could put his catnip under my bed anytime. 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
351 Ooooohhhh...here comes one helluva hairball. 1.3850 0.04981 187 136 30 21
352 I could totally hunt like that—I just choose not to. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
353 If I hear one more time about how you dated him in high school, I'm going to have to scratch something. 1.3850 0.04465 200 139 45 16
354 So much effort. That looks exhausting. 1.3849 0.04205 239 169 48 22
355 That’s an outdoor voice. 1.3846 0.04124 208 140 56 12
356 He's nice, alright, but he isn't hot like the MGM guy. 1.3846 0.04961 182 131 32 19
357 Imagine those claws on this couch. 1.3846 0.04653 208 150 36 22
358 But who cleans his box? 1.3842 0.04686 203 146 36 21
359 You’re right Leopoldo. Not as entertaining without the whip and chair. 1.3831 0.04612 201 143 39 19
360 It’s all lighting and camera angles and CGI. In real life I bet this guy’s smaller than us and wears a hairpiece. 1.3828 0.04379 209 146 46 17
361 I don't know - just once I'd like to see the gazelle get away ... 1.3827 0.04526 196 137 43 16
362 It's hard to watch - such a great actor, now doing slasher movies 1.3824 0.04289 204 140 50 14
363 I really need to start going to the gym. 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
364 It's not great, but it's better than Cats. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
365 Give me a full-time trainer and I could look like that. 1.3812 0.04852 181 129 35 17
366 You know bad boys don’t make good boyfriends, right? 1.3810 0.04457 189 130 46 13
367 I’m guessing steroids. 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
368 I bet he wishes he had a couch to claw like we do. 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
369 Why can't we have a high quality feline detective series like they do on Britbox? 1.3805 0.04490 205 145 42 18
370 Well, I don't think David Attenborough saw THAT coming. 1.3801 0.04627 221 163 32 26
371 Why can't you be more like him? 1.3800 0.04732 200 145 34 21
372 Ugh,another reality show.. 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
373 I don't know, acting finicky seems a lot easier. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
374 I dunno. I think I prefer being full and fluffy, to fierce and famished. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
375 I get like that when I only get 16 hours of sleep. 1.3793 0.04184 203 138 53 12
376 I saw this last week. He dies. 1.3793 0.04418 232 169 38 25
377 I gotta start working out. 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
378 Did I mention your mother called? 1.3788 0.04819 198 145 31 22
379 You’re right; she definitely had work done. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
380 I thought the book was better. 1.3787 0.05097 169 122 30 17
381 Typical of the media, setting unachievable body expectations! 1.3786 0.04472 206 146 42 18
382 Well, if they are so great why are they endangered? 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
383 The camera adds 500 pounds. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
384 Makes you wonder if any humans were hurt in the making of this film. 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
385 Yeah...we all dreamed of being THAT guy. 1.3783 0.04403 230 167 39 24
386 Not another Feliney movie! 1.3782 0.04450 193 134 45 14
387 Can you believe they didn't eat out of bowls back then? 1.3781 0.04440 201 141 44 16
388 I'd feel the same way if someone forgot to clean my litter box. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
389 If we had a dog, he could fetch me a beer. 1.3776 0.04461 196 137 44 15
390 This guy plays the same character in every movie. 1.3775 0.04282 204 141 49 14
391 I used to kick his ass in middle school. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
392 Did you remember to push the plate off the table? 1.3768 0.04507 207 148 40 19
393 Such a great actor. Too bad she's now a rug. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
394 I met him once - in real life he’s quite small. 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
395 Now can we change it from the "House Cats of Atlanta"? 1.3762 0.04640 202 146 36 20
396 A movie cat is gonna have all sorts of personal trainers and dieticians. 1.3762 0.04250 210 146 49 15
397 Bull$#!+!! There’s no way catnip supplements alone is going to make us look like that! 1.3761 0.04624 218 161 32 25
398 This big cat woke up the hunter in me, let's put on some Mickey Mouse. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
399 I like the part when she beats up Lassie 1.3750 0.04508 200 142 41 17
400 That's my inner cat right there, Baby! 1.3744 0.04413 195 136 45 14
401 The thrill of the hunt is fine and all but I prefer to meow insistently at a high pitch. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
402 I would have played with it more first. 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
403 I used to be like that, until I got spayed. 1.3729 0.04511 177 122 44 11
404 You ever feel like you're not living up to your full potential? 1.3722 0.04729 180 128 37 15
405 I prefer the Lions. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
406 But they’ll never know the sound of a can opening. 1.3720 0.04981 164 117 33 14
407 You ever wonder whether it would be fun to catch your own food and sleep in a tree? Yeah, me neither. 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
408 The upholstery destruction scenes were much more impressive in IMAX. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
409 He's shorter in person. 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
410 I don’t know if it’s the catnip talking, but I think I could totally take him 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
411 As if those stripes are real. 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
412 Don't be intimidated. He's a big pussy. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
413 This is dumb. Go back to the crinkling plastic bags. 1.3700 0.04556 200 144 38 18
414 If they show Taylor’s cats one more time during this game… 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
415 I could maul an entire village too, but who has the time? 1.3693 0.04377 176 120 47 9
416 What happened to us, Ethel? What happened to us? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
417 So Hollywood. Nobody looks like that in real life. Probably works out 6 hours a day. 1.3687 0.04587 198 143 37 18
418 Do you want to keep watching or can I knock it off the table? 1.3687 0.04538 217 160 34 23
419 She looks good, but you can tell she's had work done. 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
420 Yeah, but I hear in person he’s really short. 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
421 Do you feel like…we’ve lost our edge? 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
422 I read somewhere that she’s had a lot of work done. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
423 That's who I want to play me in the movie. 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
424 And after all that he’s still leading in the polls. 1.3673 0.04676 196 143 34 19
425 Once again the Hollywood Elites are depicting cats as the aggressors. 1.3672 0.04911 177 129 31 17
426 Oh, please. No one looks like that in real life. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
427 With all the work she had done I can’t believe they call this a nature program. 1.3665 0.04821 191 141 30 20
428 I’d like to see our boss tell this guy to use the litter box. 1.3663 0.05081 172 127 27 18
429 I could look like that if I wanted to. 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
430 A few months with a trainer and anyone could have that body. 1.3655 0.04711 197 145 32 20
431 You think they had work done? 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
432 Tiger King was better when I thought he was going to eat his owner 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
433 I don't understand why anyone would vote for him . . . again. 1.3646 0.04567 192 138 38 16
434 Yeah, TV really does add 10 pounds. 1.3645 0.04043 203 139 54 10
435 That's one pussy he won't be grabbing. 1.3642 0.05309 162 121 23 18
436 She wouldn't last a minute against the vacuum cleaner. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
437 Hey, a girl can dream. 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
438 He thinks he’s so much better than us since he went Hollywood. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
439 I just don't care for the way TV pushes these exaggerated body standards. 1.3636 0.04859 176 128 32 16
440 Tony definitely had some 'work' done." 1.3632 0.04362 201 143 43 15
441 Well, that's it! I am going back to the gym! 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
442 I could totally look like that. 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
443 Bet he’s a tiger in the bedroom. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
444 By the way, how is your mother. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
445 Do you mind if I switch it back to the laser pointer channel? 1.3631 0.05368 168 128 19 21
446 You used to roar like that at me, remeber? 1.3622 0.04870 185 137 29 19
447 Yeah, if I had a trainer 24/7 I'd look like that too. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
448 I looked like that back in high school 1.3618 0.05326 152 112 25 15
449 What's he got that I haven't got? 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
450 I feel like I could have a beer with him. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
451 Oh he’s definitely using a filter 1.3613 0.04578 191 138 37 16
452 How am I supposed to know what’s going on if all the dialogue is in Bengali? 1.3611 0.05030 180 135 25 20
453 What’s on the dog channel? 1.3611 0.04398 216 158 38 20
454 This was before he landed that cereal box gig. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
455 Such a shame he got into catnip later that year 1.3602 0.04602 186 134 37 15
456 You can work out all you like, Chester. You can take tons of protein powder with your catnip and get tattoo stripes like that pugilist. You will still not be able to slice John's face off with one paw! 1.3598 0.04906 189 142 26 21
457 Sure he looks tough but, back in Jr. High his nickname was Squeaky. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
458 No way I’m visiting our cousins in Kenya after seeing this. 1.3594 0.04792 192 143 29 20
459 I was an outdoor cat. It's not as exciting as it looks. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
460 Look at his eyes! Tell me he's not high on catnip right now! 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
461 That side of my family is wild. 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
462 I could do that, if David Attenborough was narrating my life. 1.3584 0.04912 173 127 30 16
463 -Damn you, unattainable beauty standards. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
464 I dig super heroes movies 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
465 Yeah, we could be fierce, merciless killing machines, too. But all things considered I like couches, regular meals and warm beds, myself. 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
466 She's definitely had work done. 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
467 I miss the times when it was just cats, not bigger and bigger tigers. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
468 I told you, Wilem Defoe can play anything. 1.3575 0.04658 179 129 36 14
469 This does not have anything to do with your scene above, but in regard to today, how about E. Jean. Carroll having Trump by the privates and saying, "Hoosier Daddy Now?" 1.3575 0.04882 193 146 25 22
470 Why is it all violence and no sex? 1.3571 0.05015 168 124 28 16
471 I like to think I'm a baby tiger. 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
472 Myself, I'm not into roaring. 1.3571 0.04187 196 137 48 11
473 I just don’t think he’s that handsome. 1.3568 0.04440 199 144 39 16
474 I'm so sick of these shows. We're exciting. When you knocked the glass off the island this morning and we ran for our lives, where were the cameras then? 1.3568 0.04801 185 137 30 18
475 I coulda been a cat-tender. 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
476 He’s actually very short in person. They had him standing on a box for the shots with the ladies 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
477 Say it, don’t spray it. 1.3567 0.04697 157 110 38 9
478 Well, they'll be home soon. I guess we should turn it off and get back to licking ourselves. 1.3567 0.05270 157 117 24 16
479 I hate it too, but I can’t find the remote. 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
480 Could have been us but for the missing linx. 1.3563 0.05022 174 130 26 18
481 When's the last time we were that frisky? 1.3563 0.04386 174 121 44 9
482 I heard he gained 600lbs. for this role. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
483 That's exactly how I react when the food bowl runs low. 1.3559 0.04482 177 125 41 11
484 I dated him right before I met you. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
485 Please press paws. I must visit the litter box. 1.3556 0.04833 180 133 30 17
486 Yeah, he's definitely had some work done. 1.3554 0.04759 166 119 35 12
487 Honestly, I'd be mad, too, if I had to chase my food. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
488 Yeah, and we're the bad guys for leaving a tiny scratch on the furniture. 1.3550 0.04533 200 147 35 18
489 The TikTok filter did the heavy lifting but that is my best side. 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
490 Ol' Grandad always said that it was better to be sitting on a rug than to be that rug 1.3544 0.05393 158 120 20 18
491 Maybe if we spent more time at the gym. 1.3543 0.04997 175 131 26 18
492 You know, not every siberian tiger was doping. 1.3542 0.04550 192 140 36 16
493 I want to have his litter. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
494 Impressive, but can he trick a human into feeding him food from a bowl every day? 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
495 I’d look that good, too, if I had that kind of money. 1.3533 0.05031 167 124 27 16
496 She'll never get adopted with that attitude. 1.3532 0.04230 201 143 45 13
497 Fluffy from the Block," my ass 1.3529 0.05035 170 127 26 17
498 This is like you after a glass of wine 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
499 He’s probably on steroids 1.3526 0.04619 173 124 37 12
500 Oh gees, it’s TRUMPCAT again! Will he ever shut up? 1.3526 0.04970 173 129 27 17
501 Oh I like this one, turn on the subtitles. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
502 And you called him a pussy. 1.3523 0.04530 193 141 36 16
503 I've seen this one before, he eats the girl. 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
504 I've seen this one before - totally predictable. The hero always lands on his feet. 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
505 Oh! It’s dad being dad. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
506 At least they finally cast a tiger to play the tiger. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
507 I heard he clawed his way to the top. 1.3519 0.05215 162 122 23 17
508 I hear he can knock a gallon jug off of a kitchen counter. 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
509 These Real Housecats don’t seem at all like housecats. 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
510 Indoor cats never get any respect 1.3515 0.04999 165 122 28 15
511 He's short in real life, you know. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
512 He's who I'd want to play me when they make a movie of my life. 1.3509 0.04940 171 127 28 16
513 My cousin Lamont was always the wild one in the family. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
514 Why doesn't he have a servant to bring him food like we do? 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
515 Obviously had a lot of work done. 1.3503 0.04883 177 132 28 17
516 The media depicts such unrealistic body types. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
517 Imagine the size of those hairballs. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
518 He's really nicer in person. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
519 I can't imagine having to prepare my entire meal. 1.3500 0.05261 160 121 22 17
520 God of the sofa sure beats being king of the jungle. 1.3498 0.04531 203 151 33 19
521 See, there’s landing on your feet, and then there’s LANDING on your feet. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
522 Coulda been me. I coulda been a cattender. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
523 You know, I could get in that shape if I wanted to. I just don't have the time. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
524 That was me before Anger Management. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
525 I hear TV adds 650 pounds. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
526 Nobody looks like that in real life. 1.3491 0.04908 169 125 29 15
527 Really? I guess I do kinda look like him. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
528 I heard she got claw implants. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
529 Those are totally veneers... Ugh, and that dye job..." 1.3485 0.04442 198 145 37 16
530 And yet, I pity him somehow. 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
531 All you ever want to watch are these serial killer shows. 1.3478 0.04743 184 137 30 17
532 I'm sick and tired of being bombarded with images promoting unattainable beauty standards. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
533 I’d go to the gym too but my owners won’t let me out. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
534 How can you miss looking like that when you never looked like that to begin with? 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
535 Don't get me wrong. I admire all the running, the lean diet, the rugged lifestyle. Definitely a cool cat. But I can't imagine giving up my Fancy Feast Classic Paté. You hungry? 1.3476 0.05160 164 124 23 17
536 Thank goodness we already put the kittens to bed. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
537 Yea, I used to do stuff like that. 1.3474 0.04693 190 142 30 18
538 Really! What's he got that we haven't got? 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
539 Lemme get this straight. An indoor kitten named Muffin transforms into an avenging tiger after a dose of radioactive catnip? I am so sick of superhero movies. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
540 After the show goes off, let's knock over the flat screen. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
541 I don’t even know why you have close captioning on. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
542 I need to start working out. 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
543 I really have to start going to the gym. 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
544 He’s fierce, but we rule. 1.3457 0.05130 162 122 24 16
545 Sure,he looks good in the jungle,but how is he in the sack? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
546 You used to date him? 1.3455 0.04913 165 122 29 14
547 I should really go to the gym more 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
548 Another show promoting unrealistic body standards. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
549 You just know he'd give it all up for a wedge of Fancy Feast. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
550 I was his understudy for the Frosted Flakes contract. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
551 I’d like to hold that tiger! 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
552 I heard his personal life is a mess and he's on performance-enhancing drugs. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
553 You know this is all scripted,right? 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
554 Meh: I coulda been a Navy fighter pilot too...other than the flying and Navy stuff. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
555 I'm telling you, it's all staged. Cats can't get that big without steroids. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
556 I can't believe it was her own tail the whole time. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
557 I bet she could catch the dot! 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
558 I could definitely take him. 1.3434 0.04195 198 142 44 12
559 I'm sick of all these negative feline stereotypes. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
560 Way too much effort. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
561 Yeah, but can he cough up a furball? 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
562 I bet his people feed him whenever he wants. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
563 I was younger then,and the makeup crew was very skilled. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
564 I could do it too, IF I wanted to 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
565 TV really does add the pounds. 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
566 Look at us now.Evolution sucks! 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
567 Honey, I told you I haven’t heard from him since college! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
568 Anyone can seem majestic if they have David Attenborough narrating them. 1.3429 0.04775 175 130 30 15
569 Oh, those claws are so fake. 1.3427 0.04220 178 125 45 8
570 I hate these cooking shows where you have to catch the ingredients first 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
571 I’m just gonna say it: he’s had too much work done. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
572 My brother is coming over for dinner next Tuesday 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
573 He seems so unevolved. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
574 I hear in real life he’s a total pussycat 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
575 I would rather eat the canned food than have to run so fast to catch something. I would also miss my naps. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
576 Killing a deer is nothing compared to destroying a couch. 1.3416 0.05070 161 121 25 15
577 Nice fangs! 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
578 Do you think if we work out, we can look like that? 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
579 The older I get,the better I was. 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
580 A few weeks of paleo and I could look like that. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
581 I’ve seen him in real life, those stripes are straight from a dye bottle 1.3412 0.04287 211 156 38 17
582 Some of these ‘Real Housecats’ seem neither real nor housecats. 1.3410 0.04949 173 131 25 17
583 Those aren’t real. 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
584 I prefer his early meme work. 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
585 Every time I see him on television, he looks more orange. 1.3400 0.05252 150 113 23 14
586 God, she has had a lot of work done 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
587 These targeted ads are starting to freak me out 1.3399 0.04404 203 151 35 17
588 But if we eat our owner who will change the litter box? 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
589 Leaped too soon. Rookie mistake. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
590 This is the part where she said, “I’m not here to make friends.” 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
591 I don't get it. If he'd just stay home and sleep on his owner's lap, he'd get fed all the time. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
592 Hunting for your own food is overrated. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
593 Pft, I could do that. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
594 He’s the next bachelor? 1.3390 0.04796 177 133 28 16
595 It’s still better than the musical. 1.3381 0.04242 210 155 39 16
596 I can’t understand a word he’s growling. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
597 Do all these mouse killing scenes really serve the plot? 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
598 You can tell she's had work done. 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
599 Ramaswamy's Trump impression is way better than this guy's. 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
600 I can totally do that 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
601 I need to join a gym 1.3377 0.04440 154 108 40 6
602 I don’t even know why we watch this trash. They act like wild animals. 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
603 I met him once. His teeth aren't as sharp in real life. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
604 If I was the bragging type, and she was right here, I'd kick her ass. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
605 I'm sick of TV shows reducing the complexity of Feline experience to this. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
606 Can't believe this is how I'm spending my 9th life. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
607 The game is so much faster at the pro level. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
608 Turn the sound down - our landlord will think we have a third roomie. 1.3374 0.05091 163 124 23 16
609 Check the stripes, definitely a stunt double 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
610 If we got off the couch more often, we could look like that. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
611 I'm so glad we have someone to catch our cans of food for us. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
612 Ordering take out is so much easier. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
613 I wish he'd stop trying to be DeNiro. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
614 This part is great. Watch what happens when the great white hunter stops to load his gun." 1.3358 0.05699 134 103 17 14
615 Well, I thought the shower scene from Psycho was scarier. 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
616 Are you thinking of him when you look at me? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
617 When did you say Antiques Roadshow comes on? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
618 I almost caught a mouse last week. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
619 That's who I want to be in my 9th life 1.3356 0.05521 149 116 16 17
620 What happened to chasing goldfish on the iPad? 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
621 I'm glad I'm an inside cat. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
622 'We need to start working out mate'' 1.3355 0.04510 155 110 38 7
623 We had better finish watching this before Mom gets home. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
624 I could look like that if I lick my fur just right. 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
625 I can’t believe you don’t see the resemblance, babe. 1.3351 0.04482 194 145 33 16
626 Our life would be fascinating too if it was narrated by David Attenborough. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
627 Imagine, hunting for food.” 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
628 Real Housecats of Beverly Hills again? 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
629 How did we evolve into this?? 1.3333 0.04785 177 134 27 16
630 There's always surprises on "Finding Your Roots." 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
631 Should we put the captions on? 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
632 You’ve really let yourself go… 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
633 I really don't like the way we're portrayed in movies 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
634 I heard they declawed him—that’s totally fake blood. 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
635 We thought our manipulative whining for food was fairly effective, this takes it to a whole new level. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
636 Wow, now I know where I get it from 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
637 Are you pretending to not be interested or are you actually not interested? 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
638 My mother dated him once! 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
639 He’s had a ton of work done. 1.3333 0.04339 174 125 40 9
640 I’m so sick of these “Get in shape” ads after New Year’s! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
641 Is this what our ancestors had to do for food? Thank goodness for our refrigerator. 1.3333 0.04489 186 138 34 14
642 And he’s getting paid to do that? 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
643 POV: Mom is YouTube content creator “If I have to watch one more #hearmeroar video, I swear these sofa cushions will be threads by morning.” 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
644 That could of been us, man 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
645 ‘I’ve already seen this episode of “Claw & Order”’ 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
646 I would've caught that gazelle. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
647 This is my favorite part. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
648 Do you have it on paws? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
649 I could do that,if I wanted to get off the couch. 1.3313 0.05149 160 123 21 16
650 I’m starting a new fitness program today. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
651 Maybe we should cancel our jungle trip! 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
652 I’m not saying she’s not talented. I’m saying she has a whole team of people to help her look fierce. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
653 Maybe we should join a gym. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
654 I read that she did 12 sessions per week with a personal trainer for this role. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
655 I'm really tired of the media setting unachievable archetypes. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
656 Why doesn’t he just make his human feed him? 1.3310 0.05365 145 111 20 14
657 I wonder what size litter box he has? 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
658 We used to be wild like that. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
659 Hollywood keeps setting such unrealistic beauty standards 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
660 “What a show off, wait till they find out he's scared of vacuum cleaners too” 1.3309 0.05626 136 105 17 14
661 It's just not realistic. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
662 Should I get more stripes done? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
663 Looks like you when I forget to bury my poop. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
664 She is obviously unhappy with the manicure. 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
665 we’ll start going to the gym on monday 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
666 You know it's all CGI and steroids, right? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
667 I used to look like that. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
668 "Jungle food doesn't come in cans?" 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
669 I went to grad school with that guy 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
670 Is that Fluffy from college?! 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
671 I knew her when she was called "Snuggles." 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
672 I’m so tired of the media’s unrealistic beauty standards. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
673 He might be king of the jungle but you'll always be queen of the condo board 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
674 I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
675 You know the camera adds 200 lbs. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
676 I just feel like we don’t have that passion anymore 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
677 Geez, drama queen. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
678 Once I lose another four pounds... 1.3280 0.04668 186 142 27 17
679 Ever notice how movies never show them using a litter box? 1.3279 0.04660 183 139 28 16
680 The catnip today is much more potent than when we were kittens. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
681 I heard this cat does all his own stunts. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
682 Well, as I see it, your Mr. Handsome Ferocious looks to be coughing up a hairball. 1.3270 0.05241 159 124 18 17
683 Look at her she’s killing it 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
684 Well she’s had work done. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
685 The older I get, the more apex predator I was. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
686 That's totally a body double. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
687 That's it. We're quitting catnip. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
688 His makeup is so Orange. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
689 I bet he gets nominated. 1.3265 0.04745 147 107 32 8
690 I feel seen. Finally, we have representation. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
691 Call me an armchair quarterback but I would have gone for slower prey. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
692 Didn’t you audition for this part? 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
693 I always find these superhero movies a bit far-fetched. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
694 I met him once. Nice guy. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
695 I liked his early, funny stuff. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
696 You know, it’s not the size of the cat in the fight 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
697 I just had some interesting news from Ancestry.com… 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
698 Why go to all that trouble? Just get the human to open a can of tuna and put it down at your feet. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
699 I've seen this one before. It doesn't end well for the zebra. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
700 I think "that would be nice" . . . then I hear the can opener. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
701 Watching it again, I completely agree with you that she should have been nominated. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
702 It’s so important to see yourself represented in film these days. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
703 Be honest, babe…do you think she’s cute?” 1.3254 0.04788 169 128 27 14
704 Try herding a group of THEM 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
705 Maybe it’s because we’ve been taking the supplement on an empty stomach? 1.3252 0.04829 123 87 32 4
706 We aren't real cats, Marsha. We gotta get out of this apartment. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
707 Thank God we have evolved way beyond that! 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
708 I didn't expect Garfield's origin to be this dark 1.3252 0.04991 163 125 23 15
709 Maybe this will finally teach you not to bat the remote under the couch. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
710 How many times can you watch these family videos? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
711 Another Cameo. Never the Lead!! 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
712 Tyger, tyger burning bright...nothing much on Max tonight. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
713 He's doing it all wrong. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
714 We've really let ourselves go... 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
715 Why's he so angry all the time? 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
716 Ever feel like we should be doing more? 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
717 Always male heroes - they never feature females past their prime like us. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
718 I wish they would stop showing such unrealistic body types. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
719 Robert Downey Junior is so versatile, I barely recognise him. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
720 Yeah, but he’ll never appreciate the sound of an electric can opener. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
721 Oh Morris, what happened? Where's the tiger I married? 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
722 I had a callback for that show. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
723 I used to be like that when I was younger. 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
724 On one hand, I'm inspired. On the other hand, this couch is really comfortable. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
725 I can't believe Catflix raised their prices again. 1.3235 0.05511 136 105 18 13
726 What do you mean he’s on your list? 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
727 I find it hard to focus this long without a laser pointer 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
728 That reminds me – your mother called 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
729 Hey that’s something! I didn’t realize we could EAT the people! 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
730 Trust me. Everyone on TV's had work done. 1.3228 0.05101 158 122 21 15
731 That makes me wanna go kill a mouse. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
732 Well, everything looks bigger on TV 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
733 ‘I knew him when he was with Siegfried and Roy.’ 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
734 We never talk about that branch of the family" 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
735 That tiger may be stronger and bigger but we are the ones sitting on the couch rather than hunting for supper. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
736 Im tired of these unrealistic body standards on every TV show 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
737 We were hunters too before the convenience of DoorDash. 1.3219 0.05318 146 113 19 14
738 I could have been a contender. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
739 I've read that in real life he's addicted to yarn balls. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
740 You want to see what is on the Dog channel? 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
741 I’ve seen enough. Will you knock the tv off or should I? 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
742 Whose idea was it to cast a jacked dude as Garfield? 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
743 The guy just needs to relax and find a nice sofa. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
744 Ehh…that guys a pussy. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
745 I’m going to join a gym. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
746 Man, I'd hate to see his litter box! 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
747 Why don't any of them look like real cats? 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
748 They make us all look bad when they act like that 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
749 It looks like your mother-in-law is on TV again 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
750 We'll see if we're related when we get the results back from Ancestry.com 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
751 They say that TV adds about ten pounds. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
752 It's true, TV does add on a few pounds. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
753 So I took the 23 and me test and it turns out I’m 17% Bengal tiger on my maternal grandmother’s side. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
754 The stuff they put on TV these days really sets unrealistic expectations for normal people like us 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
755 I'm just not sure we need the gratuitous violence to appreciate the story. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
756 I still can't figure out how to release my inner tiger. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
757 See? THAT’S the way to ask to be fed! 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
758 If he misses the litter box, who's going to tell him? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
759 I bet he’s the killer. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
760 I swear Aileen, that’s how they do it in the wild 😮 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
761 Oh please, he has definitely had a face lift. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
762 Life of Pi again? 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
763 God, he’s good looking! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
764 pfft…imagine having no servant bringing you food 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
765 The pandemic really changed us, didn’t it? 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
766 You know it's make believe, right? 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
767 I could do that, I just don't want to. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
768 Could you image working for your food? I mean where is your human, hello? 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
769 What would reality TV be without cougars? 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
770 I think we look alike, don’t you? 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
771 You used to look at me like that 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
772 It's just CGI. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
773 „If it wasn’t for my injury I could do it too” 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
774 I really gotta pee, but I don't wanna get up. 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
775 It almost makes me want to chase a mouse. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
776 The media's always setting unrealistic body standards. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
777 Tomorrow we start running again! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
778 I dunno, those tiger stripes sure look touched up to me 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
779 Don’t you just love ‘Real Housecats’? 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
780 The good old 5th life days. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
781 I read he ate the intimacy coordinator. 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
782 Yes, but you know what they say. The bigger the cat, the bigger the problems. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
783 I could do that if I hadn't been fixed. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
784 Fine give me 10 million dollars and a trainer and I could look like that too. 1.3151 0.05302 146 114 18 14
785 I spent hours in makeup. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
786 The bengals suck this year. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
787 You look like your mother in this one. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
788 They’re leaving us alone with Dad again. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
789 You do know all these actors have personal trainers, right? 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
790 He’ll never win the general election. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
791 Are you sure those DNA tests are accurate? 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
792 I wish the humans would stop looking out the window and come watch this. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
793 This is all we get; the humans lost the remote. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
794 Man, I’ve really let myself go during the actors strike. 1.3143 0.05276 140 108 20 12
795 Such a loud roar for someone with such small paws. I’d vote for him. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
796 Fortunately my feelings of inadequacy are surpassed by my not giving a cat’s ass. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
797 As if the “survival of the fittest” still mattered 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
798 We should really start hitting the gym 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
799 Do you think we're getting desensitized to the violence? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
800 They can do wonders with plastic surgery these days. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
801 To think,that’s us before domestication! 1.3134 0.05647 134 106 14 14
802 Wow, he didn’t even have a can opener 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
803 I'd look like that too if I had money for personal trainers, nutritionists, plastic surgery... 1.3129 0.05090 147 113 22 12
804 You like true crime? 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
805 Well, it's like they say - the camera adds ten pounds. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
806 This is why we need the subtitles. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
807 Well he's had some work done. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
808 We could look like that too if we'd just get off the couch and go back to the gym 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
809 We should hit the gym 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
810 I could look like that... If I had a stylist... Makeup Artist...If I hadn't had three litters... 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
811 God I love true crime 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
812 He’s clearly overcompensating for something. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
813 I miss Daddy. The way he would disembowel prey was a thing of beauty. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
814 You men are idiots! She's obviously had some work done. 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
815 Yes, but can he push things off a table top at will" 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
816 He does his own stunts. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
817 I wonder how big HIS litterbox is? 1.3109 0.05816 119 93 15 11
818 After this, there's a sex scene. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
819 Big deal—I knew him when he was just the Murphy’s house cat. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
820 I could look like that too if I had a personal trainer and spent all my days working out 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
821 I am tired of Hollywood's unrealistic beauty standards. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
822 I prefer less dialog and more knocking stuff off tables. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
823 He thinks he’s all that, but he’s no Gordon Ramsay. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
824 She definitely had work done. Look at her jawline. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
825 I really hate that credenza. 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
826 SO undomesticated!" 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
827 That’s my cousin Leo. Unfortunately, he’s on steroids. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
828 People tell me I look like him all the time. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
829 Telling you, those stripes are new 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
830 I told you that doing “23 and Me” could be upsetting. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
831 Be honest - is he hotter than me? 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
832 He’d still be making movies today if it wasn’t for the meow too movement 1.3088 0.05475 136 107 16 13
833 Seems like a lot of work. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
834 I think he has your paws. 1.3083 0.04552 120 85 33 2
835 Assimilating into human civilization delayed our extinction by at least 100 years, son. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
836 Remember when we looked exactly like that before the pandemic ? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
837 They always leave the TV on the animal channel when we only want to watch Star Trek! 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
838 I’m sick of mainstream media setting unrealistic expectations of what it is to be feline 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
839 Uncle Tigger really had some work done! 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
840 These anti-catnip PSAs are getting wilder and wilder. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
841 Can't we just check the score with the Lions? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
842 Fake news. He’s really just the LSU mascot. 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
843 Rookie mistake. Striped outfits look bad on TV. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
844 I heard she got declawed, and those are all acrylics. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
845 I bet that guy doesn’t have to eat wet food from a tiny can 1.3077 0.04949 156 121 22 13
846 Don't tell me he's not on performance enhancing drugs. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
847 I could totally look like that if I just stopped snacking on those mice. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
848 These images create unhealthy and unrealistic expectations for kittens. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
849 He sure does overact. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
850 If he’s so tough, why isn’t he King of the jungle? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
851 She definitely got a stripe job 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
852 We had some wild times. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
853 23andMe says I'm 9% tiger. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
854 I read that off-screen he's a real pussycat. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
855 It's hard to believe I'd look like that with only six weeks of their probiotic kibble. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
856 Cat porn just doesn't do it for me anymore 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
857 Looks like a wonderful life; but you have to go outside! 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
858 which Katdashian is that? 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
859 It must be CGI. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
860 Good lord, could you purr any louder? 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
861 Everyone thinks Bradley Cooper was the first to portray Leonard Bernstein in a feature film. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
862 I know it's pro football, but is it the Panthers or the Jaguars? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
863 How come we only watch movies directed by Fellini? 1.3062 0.05015 160 126 19 15
864 Ancestry says we're related to her mother's husband's brother's second cousin twice removed. 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
865 They get so angry on these reality shows. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
866 Two hundred channels and nothing but cats. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
867 Since when are you interested in going on a safari? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
868 He could have played with it just a bit longer for my taste. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
869 Jeesh. Another cat video? 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
870 You know, that would've been me if I didn't lose one of my nine lives in high school 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
871 I mean sure, it’s easy to look like that when you have a personal trainer, chef and a Hollywood studio backing you. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
872 Could you get us some kitty crunchies? All this ferocity is making me hungry. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
873 What a total drama queen.” 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
874 I've had it with these unrealistic beauty standards. 1.3056 0.04955 144 110 24 10
875 You don’t purr like that around me. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
876 He looks tough, but he’s actually a real pussycat. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
877 Yeah, but a performance like that takes balls. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
878 I've had a crush on him ever since "Paws". 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
879 She's had a lot of work done. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
880 Being an endangered species makes him feel important 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
881 In my dreams ... 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
882 Honestly? I think I prefer the old Bond. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
883 Those claws aren’t real you know… 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
884 We've really got to find that remote. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
885 This was your idea. I wanted to watch Barbie. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
886 I like Sci-Fi, but this stretches reality. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
887 Karen. 1.3041 0.05395 148 119 13 16
888 TV adds at least 20% more viciousness. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
889 See Frank, I told you those DNA results were spot on. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
890 I heard the TV adds around 200 pounds 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
891 I had arms like that in high school 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
892 It’s a jungle out there! 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
893 Isn't it nice when the people are out and we get to use the remote? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
894 I look like that, right? 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
895 I bet if I go on Ancestry.com I'll find that we're related. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
896 So, uncle Henry became an action star. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
897 If I was ten months younger… 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
898 That's the AI version of me. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
899 Those were the days before the invention of tin cans. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
900 This catnip is freaking me out. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
901 Yah, that’s exactly why we’re indoor cats! 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
902 Sure makes us look like pussies! 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
903 I ate a fly today. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
904 I understand the producers encourage these arguments. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
905 ...so are the days of our 9 lives... 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
906 It's true--we're not what we used to be. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
907 I know the documentary director was concerned about the declining bird population, but he didn't have to depict us as savages. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
908 The book was better. 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
909 I can smell his breath from here. 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
910 It inspires me to become a stronger version of myself... but at the same time, I don't want to stop watching and get up from the couch. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
911 These supplement commercials are getting a little out of hand 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
912 You know, when you see them in person, they are always short. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
913 I'm going to start working out. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
914 I think I'm going to ask our doctor about Ozempic. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
915 Hey, he’s the endangered one, which makes us the living proof we’re the products of natural selection. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
916 Oh, I forgot to tell you, your mother called. 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
917 Impressive. But can he operate a can opener? 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
918 I don’t know what you see in him. He can’t act. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
919 I bet he’s doping. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
920 And his litter mate's person is Kevin Bacon. Boom! Two degrees! 1.3017 0.05900 116 92 13 11
921 I guess it’s true, the camera adds 10lbs. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
922 I don’t know about you, but I always find reality tv to be a little over the top. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
923 I’d like to see what those claws could do to this sofa. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
924 I mean, sure, if I worked out all the time my body could look like that. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
925 But does he know how to use a litter box?" 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
926 I hear he's a total prick in real life. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
927 Full screen's okay, but I prefer the classics in litterbox. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
928 I heard he’s shorter in person 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
929 Well, if I say something clever and catty, I may a be finalist in the Cartoon Contest. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
930 What incredible over-acting. Just get that little mouse and don't make such a drama about it. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
931 Maybe we should work out more… 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
932 When are they going to ban steroids from professional sports? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
933 That's like me, in the backyard, yesterday. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
934 So this is how our ancestors solved their problems before TV 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
935 He probably eats 9 lives a week. 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
936 Maybe in my next life. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
937 Meh … I could look that if I wanted… 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
938 How about we paws it? 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
939 I can't wait to see how Tweetie gets out of this one. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
940 Do I seem inadequate to you,Lois? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
941 Those sure look like nail extensions to me. 1.3000 0.04709 170 133 23 14
942 I just feel like he gets me. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
943 What kind of catnip is he on? 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
944 Man, remember those wild days? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
945 This is the best show on Petflix right now. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
946 Sure, he’s ferocious and commanding…but does he have his own oral hygienist? 1.2993 0.05320 137 108 17 12
947 Probably AI 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
948 He could be my real father instead of that guy that feeds us. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
949 Of course it's violent, it's Tarantino. 1.2992 0.05625 127 101 14 12
950 This episode of ‘Finding Your Roots’ is fascinating. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
951 Sure, but if you have to live with a toddler and a Pekinese it's not so simple is it? 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
952 Ferocious is overrated. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
953 Big deal! I could be that awesome and terrifying,too,if I had my own chef and personal trainer! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
954 Tigger's triggered. Pooh should have used their preferred pronoun. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
955 That’s too much work 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
956 I was a great hunter too until Mom said I had to stay in the house. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
957 I still have more followers on Instagram. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
958 It reminds me of the old days... 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
959 Do you ever wonder, what am I even doing with my life? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
960 I used to be wild too, then I discovered the can opener. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
961 I wish I had teeth like that. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
962 Although Attenborough makes the thrill of the hunt exciting, I prefer the quotidian quality of a bowl of food on the kitchen floor twice a day. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
963 He's had some work done 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
964 Steroids. Definitely steroids. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
965 I hate how we are always being typecast. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
966 Yes, but after a while all kitty porn looks the same. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
967 Now that Cats is in the public domain, I guess we should get used to these types of unfortunate adaptations... 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
968 For my money, Eartha Kitt will always be the best Catwoman 1.2975 0.05826 121 97 12 12
969 Could you imagine if we didn’t take over humans? We would be in the jungle too. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
970 Genetics is a lottery, huh? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
971 So sad to see aging stars. From Planet Earth to a Fancy Feast commercial 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
972 Who woulda thought we’d be watching Detroit in the NFC Championship. 1.2971 0.05286 138 109 17 12
973 I'm telling you, if I wanted to, I could take him 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
974 Talk about pay-purr-view 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
975 The body standards in Hollywood have just gotten so unrealistic 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
976 The Wannabes 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
977 There's way too much violence on TV these days. Good thing the kittens are in bed. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
978 Totally CGI. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
979 Don’t you just love watching how the pros do it? 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
980 He's definitely had some work done. 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
981 I love the part where he kills the gazelle! 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
982 He still doesn't realize we can just change the channel. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
983 Impressive, but I like my food from a can. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
984 Definitely AI”… 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
985 Another showcase of toxic masculinity. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
986 They promised me I could grow up to be anything. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
987 So fake. I can see the pixels. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
988 Great. Another one of society’s unrealistic beauty standards. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
989 I just think representation is so important. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
990 Poor Pooh. Guess Tigger couldn’t take it anymore 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
991 I love binging Big Cat Diaries. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
992 I bet they wouldn’t name her Fluffy! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
993 Born Free”. Really more of an aspiration than a wish. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
994 Even if he breaks a paw, he'll still get millions. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
995 Who needs the alley when you have cable? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
996 Like I said, dude, without stripes, what are you? I mean, for all we know, you could be a rabbit. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
997 I went to high school with him 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
998 Seems like as you get older all you want to watch are Cougars..." 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
999 Grandpa was so old school. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1000 With that attitude he's gonna remain a bachelor. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1001 You know Mittens, it’s gratuitous violence but it speaks to me on some basic level I can’t explain! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1002 It's that genealogy show I like to watch. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
1003 Man, who knew Tom could act? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1004 That could be me if I laid off the cat food. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
1005 Don’t worry, these New Year Inspirational ads disappear by February” 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1006 This election kinda scares me … 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1007 Oh God, not David Attenborough again! 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1008 Everyone says I look like him. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1009 « toxic meowsculinity » 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1010 Did I tell you how I bothered a fly once? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1011 Yeah, he’s a hunk all right, but I’ll bet he’s a little light on helping around the house 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1012 He's my 3000th cousin, twice removed 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1013 How have you not seen Tiger King?? 1.2932 0.05420 133 106 15 12
1014 I love it when he tries to bat the rain drops. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1015 Wow! I'll bet he even sits on the couch when his owner is home! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1016 Our ancestors had it pretty good, didn’t they? 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
1017 I'd like to see him catch a mouse on the dead run like I did that time. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1018 But today we have comfortable beds, free food, leisure time. It only costs us our dignity--right Cupcake? 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
1019 I wish they would stop typecasting him. Everybody knows he's really a pussycat. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1020 That would’ve been me if I didn’t get hurt in high school. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1021 I love this show. It’s so…real. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
1022 Swap our obsequious human servants to be an apex jungle predator? You gotta be kidding. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1023 If you think that’s crazy just wait til you see what they have to eat for dinner. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1024 Geez…this guy needs to catnip and chill. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1025 That's why you need to retract your nails when you wipe. 1.2925 0.06138 106 85 11 10
1026 The camera adds 15 lbs 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1027 I wish she could help us catch the laser. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1028 I can do that, but I don’t want to 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1029 Well, maybe not now... But I could totally take him in my younger days! 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
1030 I’m sick of this Alpha / Beta narrative 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1031 I’m never sure if these are inspirational or fill me with regret for what I could have been. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1032 Roar, hunt, kill, eat pig guts! I’m sticking with Kitty Gourmet Tuna. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1033 They gotta be on catnip to come up with this stuff 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1034 I could've done that ... 'bout 9 lives ago 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
1035 Yeah,I went to school with him. He’s much smaller in real life. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1036 I doubt that he is that wild in real life. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1037 I don't know where they find the energy. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1038 She is living her best life right now. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1039 Now do you see why steroids are bad? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1040 She clearly had work done. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1041 A little botox and rhinoplasty and I could look like that, too. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1042 His dad, Tony, worked for Kelloggs 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
1043 Hollywood body standards are getting out of control. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1044 That could have been me if I didn't blow out my shoulder in high school. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1045 I used to look like that when I worked out a lot in college, before you knew me. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1046 That's just toxic mascu-felinity. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1047 You can buy the suit on Amazon. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1048 No, I don’t know what ‘Jellicle’ means, either. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1049 Oh! To be young and handsome again and so full of beans! 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1050 Without the captions it’s so difficult to understand his growls. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1051 This is a really crappy litterbox commercial. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1052 The circus called. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1053 Yeah, it's interesting, but I'd still rather be watching Ted Lasso. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1054 Relax. Thy always look bigger on TV. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1055 What's got her tail in a knot? 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
1056 Makes me feel guilty for eating canned food. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1057 Coco and pepper finally realize how really boring domesticated life is. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1058 Did we really need a remake of 'What's New Pussycat'? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1059 How about switching to the Primate channel? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1060 Now that’s catnip 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1061 Mesmerizing the way he ejects those hair balls… 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1062 Those stripes are painted on 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1063 It does seem to be the year of the Orange one. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1064 I’d give all my nine lives for one night. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1065 Summer bodies are made on the Savanna 1.2891 0.05451 128 102 15 11
1066 I could've made that catch. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1067 So if we evolved from them, how come they’re still here? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1068 No, the other contestant‘s catwalk was clearly better. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1069 I could look like that too if my job was to work out all the time. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1070 These viagra commercials are total B.S. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1071 If you held a camera close enough, we’d look like that too. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1072 That's what I looked like when I was young! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1073 But can he sit here with you, and debate what to eat for an hour? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1074 I bet they wouldn’t, “Bad Kitty!!” him if he clawed up the sofa! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1075 This is the Director's Cut, with the rare fur ball scene. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1076 That's Mittens, my little brother. The big screen has always been his dream. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1077 I really need to get back to the gym… 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1078 Oh sure, ripping off heads is satisfying but who's going to open dinner? 1.2879 0.04238 132 96 34 2
1079 Find the remote and press the paws button. I have to use the litter box. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
1080 They may be wild and free but I prefer civilization and the sofa. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1081 Overachiever. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1082 I miss the old days when shows had more relatable lead characters. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1083 That's me when my owner forgets to change my litter box. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1084 I could do that. If this sofa wasn't so soft. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1085 Ok, so then you tell me— was this left on to intimidate or inspire us? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1086 Get real. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1087 That was me before we got this couch. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1088 Those were the good old days. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1089 The camera adds ten pounds. But the rest is filler and steroids. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1090 Love island has the hottest cats this season 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1091 I'm 1/8th tiger myself. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1092 It's all digital effects. No way those whiskers are real. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
1093 He's had so much work done. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1094 Wonder if big cats have the same problems training humans we have. 1.2857 0.05741 119 96 12 11
1095 Watching porn always makes me feel inadequate. 1.2857 0.06009 105 84 12 9
1096 It is a strange world out there where you have to run to get your food. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1097 This is why I want to go outside. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1098 Have our people call her people. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1099 Yeah, well, at least the traditional medicine market doesn't want my penis for a powder. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1100 It was a rocky start, but this new Jeopardy! host is finally starting to grow on me. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1101 Sure, he can catch a deer – but has he ever tried to catch a laser? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1102 This could have been me if they hadn't cut my balls off 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1103 He’s all grrr and no purr. 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1104 I could do that before my humans overfed me. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1105 You know they angle the camera to make him look taller. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1106 I gotta work out more 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1107 There is no way those are real. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1108 For God's sake, stop calling him David Cattenborough 1.2847 0.05183 144 116 15 13
1109 Did you know we went to high school together? 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1110 T'hat was just before he got shot. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1111 Get ready- the can opener scene is next! 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
1112 It’s called method acting. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1113 Anyone who talks back winds up in his litterbox. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1114 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating cat chow! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1115 I’d change the channel but I forgot where I hid the remote. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1116 Once they tear off the arms, it's just attempted murder and conspiracy theories. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1117 I don’t know why Bob always puts a Tiger filter on for these calls. So cringe. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1118 The Tigers really are having a great season. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1119 Upon reflection, they really should’ve just let “Cocaine Bear” be a one-off. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1120 But I'm NOT purring, sweety. That was a burp. Just a burp. I don't even like girls in stripes. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1121 I'm just not a cat person. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1122 I don't know... everything after "The Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Drift" seems derivative. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1123 I bet you he gets reelected 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1124 And this is me going after the neighbor's dog. It was before I knew you. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1125 Enough with the Ancestry.com commercials. 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
1126 I love 90 Day Felancé. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1127 Wait till the claws come out. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1128 Babe, do you find her attractive? 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1129 We are never realistically depicted. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1130 Here comes the Pride parade... 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1131 He's not even crouching! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1132 I think this is what they mean by Imposter Syndrome. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1133 Ooooh. What do we know him from? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1134 Law and Order: SVMew 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1135 That's our brother. After a steroids and testosterone cocktail. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1136 It’s the stripes that do it… 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1137 You really need to call your Mother. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1138 Yes, he's hot. But I'll bet he has a personal trainer. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1139 Sure, he’s charismatic, but I still miss Alex Trebek. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1140 They say he does all of his own hairballs. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1141 It’s just not fair, he gets all the acting talent in the family and I get diabetes. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1142 This got the oscar? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1143 I can't believe we dated in high school. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1144 The antelope got away? What an amateur 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1145 He’s got a nice crouch. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1146 I tell ya, I would'a gone pro too if I hadn't sprained my paw senior year 1.2817 0.05132 142 114 16 12
1147 Dude needs to dial it down. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1148 Yup, my mother was a Tiger Mom. I had to practice violin two hours a day. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1149 C'mon, look at the size of his head, you telling me he's not juicing? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1150 My high school coach said I could have gone to the jungle. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1151 Is it just me or does “Wild Kingdom” have a liberal agenda? 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
1152 He’s so hot…I wonder if he works out? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1153 This show lacks indifference. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1154 This is so fake! 1.2812 0.04428 128 95 30 3
1155 This must be how the goldfish feels during Shark Week. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1156 I bet he doesn't even know what a laser pointer is! 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1157 Turn on the captions. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1158 That’s it. This is the year I’m finally getting in shape. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1159 Isn't it amazing what artificial intelligence can do with my profile!" 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1160 I'm only saying, it's a sad commentary on the state of the industry that this went straight to streaming - when the director's vision was clearly for audiences to experience it in IMAX. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1161 His stalking has always been good, but it's the mauling that needs improvement. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1162 I hear he's actually quite short. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1163 I remember him from his kitten days 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1164 I don't want to give away the ending here, but distemper figures in. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1165 We need to start going to the gym. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1166 I can’t believe atheists think we evolved from something as primitive as a tiger. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1167 I doubt you’re related but you could always check Ancestry. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1168 I hear they really kill off his character in the ninth season. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1169 I could do that back in college 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1170 Isn't he supposed to give them a rose instead of eating them? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1171 Yes, that was me when I was in High School 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1172 Would you believe we share 95% of the same DNA?" 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1173 Meow! Look at the stripes on that one! 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1174 I could SO take that guy. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1175 Saying “bad kitty” isn’t going to cut it this time. 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1176 Yeah, I used to hunt like that until I blew out a knee. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1177 Narcissist! 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1178 Aren't you glad we're house cats? 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1179 Thanks for putting this video scene on a replay loop. I've now picked up two new "kill" techniques. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1180 So, have you talked to your mother lately? 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
1181 You wouldn’t think he’s so hot when he bit YOUR head off. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1182 He must work out. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1183 All snarl and no bite. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1184 We may share the genetic Pool with that guy, but I’m glad we don’t have to share a litter box 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1185 This is a great Finding Your Roots 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1186 This orange guy with anger issues won’t disappear. Can’t they find anyone else? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1187 Real House Pets of Atlanta is so catty this season. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1188 Omg. This is so unrealistic. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1189 Oh, but I bet if a dog did the exact same thing they'd be scratching his ears and calling him a "good boy." 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1190 I don't get it. Where are his people? 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1191 He’s very sexy, but I don’t think the condo board would accept him. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1192 What do you mean I don't bring you wildebeest anymore? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1193 So sad that sensationalism is giving all cats a bad name. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1194 Are you sure this is a show about potential adoptees? 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1195 I’m still amazed the cat at the front desk let you rent this. You’re so clearly under 18. ‘Big Pussy’ won’t show up on our room bill, right? You paid cash? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1196 Wow, this is literally me. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1197 All that energy from a little blue pill? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1198 Really? Another slasher film? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1199 It's always the same news: tuna prices rising, local kitten saved from choking on furball, a suspected serial scratcher on the loose, then a puff piece about cute humans up for adoption at the shelter. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1200 I don’t usually say this, but mrrroww… 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1201 We’ll start that carnivore diet tomorrow 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1202 It really breaks my immersion when you can see the little laser dot guiding the actor. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1203 Hollywood! As if a cat could be larger than a human! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1204 It just dawned on me that if worse comes to worse, we can hunt and eat our humans. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1205 I’m becoming concerned for our democracy. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
1206 I think he’s had some work done. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1207 Charles! Charles! I think that's your cousin Stanley on TV, looks like he's fallen off the wagon again. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1208 I completely agree with his policy regarding gazelle. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1209 Ooooh. You pressed the paws button. 1.2768 0.05841 112 91 11 10
1210 I’m thinking of joining a gym.” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1211 It isn't real but just in case... don't even move a whisker. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1212 I hate psychological drama. I miss reality TV when it was all dogs and mice. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1213 That's our Uncle Leo. His mom had an affair with a tiger. 1.2766 0.05044 141 113 17 11
1214 They use special effects to make the "meow" sound like a "roar" 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1215 That reminds me,when is your mother coming to visit again? 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1216 I love it when she scares the humans 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1217 Bet no one throws cat toys at him. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1218 There's so much violence on film nowadays 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1219 It's hard to watch with all the concussion research out meow. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1220 It’s not that we were savage, it was just a different time. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1221 I'm starting to think these "reality shows" are actually scripted. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1222 You know thats all CGI right? He sleeps all day just like us. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1223 Oh, he has some anger issues. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1224 She sure fits into Real Wives of the Serengeti. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1225 The bigger the cat, the bigger the drama. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1226 If it wasn’t for that knee injury in high school… 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1227 Ahhh...the good old days. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1228 Good thing we’re nocturnal. This would keep me up all night. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1229 She looks so familiar. Google her and see what else she’s been in. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1230 Can’t really appreciate the experience unless you see it in IMAX. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1231 I knew him at the shelter. Bad news. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1232 She would take care of that pesky dog that lives next door. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1233 Sure Dear, you could take him. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1234 It's a deepfake; he's not that big. I could take him. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1235 Well look at Mr. bigshot TV Star who can't take five minutes to call his parents once in a while. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1236 I heard he only go this role because his uncle was the MGM lion 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1237 Wow - claws out so early. He won't pick her! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1238 Tiger Tiger, William Blake. Did he who made the Lamb thee make? 1.2750 0.05418 120 96 15 9
1239 Sure you'd have awesome superpowers, but think about the hairballs. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1240 You wanna hit the backyard later? 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1241 It’s not that I’m not happy for Felix making it big. I just don’t think this kind of attention seeking becomes us. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1242 The plot stinks, but I love his whiskers. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1243 they always look braver on tv 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1244 They have writers, you know 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1245 If only we had tried to apply ourselves. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1246 He seems to have some anger management issues. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1247 They’re over playing this ancestry.com commercial 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1248 I literally hate those Catdarshians. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1249 But I like his policies. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1250 I just love these Cat Norris flicks! 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1251 Fox News. They're just trying to scare us. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1252 I don't speak Tiger. Turn on the subtitles. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1253 Wow, George is really coming up in the world. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1254 What? No subtitles? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1255 I don’t mean to sound catty, but she’s had too much filler. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1256 Why do they always portray us as predators? 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1257 It is so good that they cast a real Bengal Tiger. Representation Matters 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1258 No, I have not been de-clawed. Quite frankly, I'm insulted that you felt the need to ask me that right now. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1259 I don't know. He seems to be over-acting the part. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1260 I wish you'd quit saying he's hot!" 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1261 You know this is based on a true story? 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1262 Watch this! He’s about to hack up a big one! 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1263 The camera always adds 500 pounds. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1264 Maybe we should eat more protein. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1265 "The agency says we were separated at birth. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1266 Does it seem to you TV is getting more violent? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1267 i'd rather live in an apartment. 1.2727 0.06228 99 81 9 9
1268 Society puts so many unrealistic expectations on us. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1269 He doesn't pussyfoot. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1270 Maybe if we start eating right and going to the gym... 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1271 Coulda been me if I drank less in college. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1272 I went to college with him. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1273 You know...I'm getting a little tired of cat videos. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1274 ‘Streep sure does have range’. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1275 It looks like uncle Joe is going to be behind bars again. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1276 You know, they are all on steroids. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1277 It's obvious that he's been photoshopped. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1278 Sure, Antelope is great…For HIM. We don’t have enough freezer space as it is! 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1279 They say we evolved from them but I just don't see it. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1280 Yeah but is he happy? 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1281 I guess it is true when they say the camera adds ten pounds 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1282 He's just so...orange." 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1283 The last time he was in town, he pretended not to recognize me. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1284 Who was Walter Mitty? 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1285 You can’t change your stripes but you can change your cable company. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1286 I do not have Predator envy. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1287 Wow, another ad for supplements 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1288 What a wimp going after flies. We eat mice and rats. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1289 I wish I could bark. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1290 This one should help you improve your stalking technique. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1291 I heard they have to find their own food. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1292 I don't know anybody that eats antelopes or zebras. Must be one more thing Fox News made up. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1293 I don’t get it. Aren’t there any subtitles? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1294 I told you the TV adds 10lbs 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1295 Same old alpha. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1296 It's a show called my 600lb life 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1297 It’s all CG. I know the guy, he’s just an orange tabby. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1298 When and where did it go so wrong for us 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1299 It was a long time ago, and I worked out a lot more in those days. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1300 Back then we didn't need dialogue 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1301 I guess she didn't get the final rose. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1302 These nature docs create unrealistic expectations. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1303 A can opener and a litter box, we're basically the same. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1304 Looks like he's compensating for something. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1305 yeah well. If I had my own personal chef and trainer, that would be me too I guess 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1306 Do you think he's had his whiskers done? 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1307 I'm more of a lion person. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1308 Sure he sleeps all day like us but in a tree! Thread count is not an issue 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1309 So, Dad's still in Africa? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1310 I bet I could do that too if I wanted to. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1311 Trust me, he's had work done. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1312 They say the camera adds ten lives. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1313 I get that way when she gives me the diet kibble. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1314 I can’t help but think I’m wasting 8 of my 9 lives trapped inside this house watching reality TV. 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1315 I had a husband like that once. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1316 It’ll all end in tears. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1317 Hi-def changes your whole perspective. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1318 Yes dear, his life looks exciting, but he doesn't get fancy feasts. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1319 Evolution ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1320 Why doesn't her owner just feed her? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1321 How can the Republicats support such a catidate? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1322 Imagine trying to explain to them that in the future, we'd willingly stare at screens for entertainment instead of hunting for food. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1323 Calicos want to be with him, tabbies want to be him. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1324 Wait, that's your ex? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1325 They do say a camera adds ten pounds. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1326 He totally got a nose job 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1327 I can remember like it was yesterday, when he would play with a ball of string right here in our living room! 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1328 I heard he’s actually vegan. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1329 OK. We can watch Lion King next. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1330 He's not MY pajamas. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1331 Can you mute David Attenborough? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1332 Did we really need another spin-off of Paw and Order? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1333 Getting bored of superheroes movies 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1334 Do we look this big on camera? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1335 That's who I'd cast to play me in a movie version my life. 1.2672 0.05063 131 105 17 9
1336 I’m thinking of getting the band back together 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1337 I'm fine letting the jungle stay out there. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1338 We’ve really come a long way Bob. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1339 Yep…looks like me, too. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1340 Looks like he has tuna breath. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1341 Meeeeoww. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1342 That would be me if they let me outside and no one wants that. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1343 Don't you think she must have had plastic surgery? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1344 I love the fact that he's in our family but I find him a little over the top in his aggressiveness. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1345 They really cut corners on the CGI. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1346 You'd think she'd know by now that she can't win a fight with mosquitos! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1347 ‘I thought you said these edibles weren’t strong’ 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1348 You know, even if we have nine, it seems a shame to use even one watching yourself swat dust on YouTube. 1.2667 0.04687 90 66 24 0
1349 'Do you think we should workout more?' 'Nah'. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1350 I used to be in that kind of shape. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1351 Catflix and Chill. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1352 I hate it when The Bachelor ends like this. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1353 It’s all done with computers. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1354 How do you feel about dry food tonight? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1355 America's Got Tigers is starting to feel redundant. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1356 I’m getting tired of all these superhero movies 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1357 We dated. He was a pussy cat before he went Hollywood. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1358 Thank god for TigerNews, FoxNews is just too dog-leaning for me. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1359 You ever get the feeling you are supposed to be doing something different with your life? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1360 I prefer gathering! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1361 See, we can change a tiger stripes, hand me the remote ! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1362 The political debates are always the same. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1363 There's roughing it, then there's whatever he's doing. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1364 If I could eat whenever I wanted, I'd be endangered too. 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
1365 Tell me I'll never have to be out there again. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1366 I told you it would be a cat fight! 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
1367 I’d be angry too if they kept me locked in that narrow box. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1368 Definitely a cool cousin. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1369 I knew it about that Keith . I said, "Keith, you're going to go all the way." 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1370 Reminds me of my Mother-in-Law. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1371 You know Frank, I always thought cougars were old women. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1372 I've seen this one,put on life of Pi. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1373 I am really worried about this one. There's so much CGI and retouching. It barely looks like me. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1374 Sure he's a big star, but I hear he's got a real catnip problem. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1375 It's AI. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1376 I feel the same way about my food bowl, don't you? 1.2650 0.05615 117 96 11 10
1377 Oh look! A new episode of "The Golden Bachelor". 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1378 Have we settled? 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1379 I bet in real life, he’s short. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1380 When HE misses the litter box, nobody objects. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1381 Yeah, but the camera adds 300 pounds. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1382 I could look like a finely-honed killing machine if I also got paid millions to do it. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1383 They only show from the waist up on Animal Channel. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1384 Back in my day, I used to look just like that... 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1385 I think feline American Idol is just scratching the surface! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1386 it's all filters 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1387 This tiger king sequel is good! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1388 I heard he had entered politics. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1389 Second cousin, once removed. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1390 You know it's only make up. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1391 I wonder how much tuna HE gets. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1392 This was his last role before the public litter box incident. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1393 He was nominated for an A-cat-emy Award. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1394 I've watched it 50 times and still can't tell if it's blood or it'snot! 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1395 Planet Earth?More like Planet Girth. He's really let himself go. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1396 I'll never complain about canned food again. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1397 I used to bump into him at auditions ... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1398 So you remember when we were young and wild? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1399 Yo, you think we could pull that off? 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1400 You should’ve seen me in college 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1401 I hate dubbed foreign films. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1402 Who's going to tell her we would've settled for a ball of yarn? 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1403 I could do that but I don’t wanna 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1404 The camera really does add 10 pounds 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1405 I think I'm ready to start eating healthily 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1406 I saw him in Central Park once. He's not that big. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1407 Sure, sexy until he starts snoring next to you. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1408 I prefer the 'screen time' where I climb up the side of the porch. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1409 That cat is AI AF. 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
1410 Not enough playing with his food. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1411 There's no way one little blue pill can do all of that. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1412 You KNOW he's taking steroids. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1413 Stripes were last year. 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
1414 This is too feral for me. Let’s watch something a little more domestic. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1415 Well, clearly it's CGI. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1416 Just imagine the size of the litter box…! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1417 He has MY vote. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1418 Yeh, this is fun, I guess… but maybe later we could chase a little moving light around. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1419 Hey, you think there's a class ? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1420 She’s not that pretty. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1421 He's a scary dude, but you've got to like his passion. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1422 I prefer out of a can. 1.2623 0.04165 122 91 30 1
1423 I had to pose for hours, but it was worth it, the likeness is exact 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1424 Forget the tiger - I'm your puddin' pop. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1425 I always turned down the offer, because the camera adds 400 pounds…. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1426 Yeah, we used to hang in high school 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1427 Ken Jeong guessed right - it's obviously Frank Stallone. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1428 How can you say that’s not a filter?? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1429 This dude eats one antelope and now he’s the bad guy? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1430 He really makes you FEEL the hot tin roof. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1431 At last! A new Marvel superhero. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1432 Look at her stripe pattern. That can't be natural! You think she had work done? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1433 There’s no way we’re descended from them. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1434 Now he plays a doctor on TV. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1435 I have mixed feelings about this whole evolution thing. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1436 That reminds me dear - did you set the traps for dinner? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1437 I auditioned for this show, but the producer was his brother. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1438 She’s definitely had some work done, I mean look at her. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1439 Dudeeee, we shouldn’t haven taken all that catnip before we watched this. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1440 Kevin, Do we have to watch “Life of Pi” again. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
1441 Bigger isn’t always better 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1442 I much prefer eating out of a can. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1443 Burning bright? Fearful symmetry? Bosh! That tyger is AI generated!" 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1444 So unrealistic. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1445 He’s not the first runt of a litter to overcompensate. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1446 Turn the subtitles on - I can never catch these British accents. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1447 I guess those new steroids for cats do work. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1448 Shut up! Look at these stripes! I am absolutely descended from tigers! 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1449 yeah he’s cool but have you seen Tony the Tiger? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1450 He’s polling well with the feral cats, but having trouble winning over the domestic cats. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1451 I think he could use an anger management course. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1452 I'm tired of superhero movies. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1453 I hate these fitness videos. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1454 I hear that he’s smaller in person. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1455 What a pussycat! I totally would have caught that gazelle! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1456 I liked him better in the Lion King. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1457 If we do nothing,he will win. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1458 I was his biggest fan until he went public against rabies vaccines. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1459 Oh, relax. It's CGI. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1460 I am all about diversity but is he really suited to play Garfield? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1461 Thank goodness we moved out of that neighborhood 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1462 Such a pick me 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1463 And that’s why you shouldn’t take steroids. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1464 Talk about targeted marketing 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1465 Now this is a grumpy cat 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1466 You know what I could go for right now? A catnip mouse. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1467 That's me in another life. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1468 He never covers his mouth! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1469 Wow! Watching him makes me want to get off the couch and go play with a piece of string! 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1470 You sure you want to watch Grandpa eat Tarzan? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1471 You know I almost became a professional hunter cat - totally would have made it if I didn’t pull my hamstring at the tryout 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1472 At least we have a couch 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1473 Mom looks great, don’t you think? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1474 Well… we can dream. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1475 Pass the cheetahs will you? 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
1476 He may look tuff but I kicked his butt on 33rd and 3rd. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1477 Yet another growling feline stereotype. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1478 Now I feel guilty that I haven't gone to the gym in weeks. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1479 I think going to Detroit was a good trade. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1480 Ugh, she’s totally playing it up for the cameras … Real Cats of the Jungle is SO fake. 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
1481 I bet you wouldn't be divorcing me if I looked like that 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1482 I hate what I've done with my life. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1483 Cat 1: How the hell is our TV standing like that 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1484 And to think, we used to call him 'Fluffy.' 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1485 coulda been me if it weren’t for my bum knee, you know 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1486 The book is much more nuanced. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1487 Remember when you used to pounce like that??! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1488 Tony does his own stunts. Dude's GRRREAT! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1489 Makes you grateful to be an indoor cat. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1490 Don't let your kids grow up to be Bengals. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1491 He acts fierce but underneath he's just a pussycat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1492 Yeah right - That never happens in real life. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1493 I smell Oscar! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1494 I could do that when I was his age 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1495 He doesn't do his own stunts. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1496 I hate these commercials about food supplements. So unrealistic. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1497 I feel seen 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1498 If I exercise I look like that, too. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1499 They say she’s self-made but we all know who her father was. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1500 We could totally survive in the wild if we wanted to. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1501 That roar was so overacting. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1502 See! I keep telling you: it's the media that contributes to the negative perception people have of us. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1503 Fortunately you don’t have to be born free to maintain your independence! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1504 What's for dinner? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1505 I’m telling you I wouldn’t’ve let that antelope get away like that 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1506 Orange and Black is the new orange and black 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1507 That could be me if I just put in a little more effort 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1508 Who has the time? 1.2576 0.05115 132 108 14 10
1509 Oh, close your mouth...it was one date and it was years ago. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1510 AI for sure 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1511 Remember when all we thought about was getting a little pussy? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1512 Yeah,I submitted. I'm orange. I have stripes. But ooooooo,he's endangered. The whole thing is rigged. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1513 I don't know Siberian. Turn on normal American fat cat captions. 1.2574 0.05005 136 111 15 10
1514 This is awakening something in me. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1515 Think he's on steroids? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1516 This is the last time I let you pick the movie. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1517 Finally, we can see someone who looks like ourselves. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1518 Oh sure, but are they happy? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1519 Enough cat videos, put on Shark Week. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1520 Whoa, really puts things it in perspective. It's the indoor life for me. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1521 Don’t give away the end. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1522 I had dreams. You know? I was gonna go places. I was gonna be somebody. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1523 I'm not worried. He says if he is elected he is only going to rip out people's jugular veins on his first day. 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1524 At least we're doing better than him. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1525 He’s got cat class and he’s got cat style. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1526 It's a phase. Easy to go feral and prowl when you dont have humans to babysit. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1527 If I worked out, I could. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1528 Shiiiid 1.2566 0.05591 113 93 11 9
1529 That’s why mom left him 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1530 His action movies aren't the same after his tragic accident while cleaning himself. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1531 Bro, you gotta stop jacking off when I’m right here. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1532 I gave up watching the bird channel. Now I'm into superheroes. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1533 I was just like that--in my fifth life. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1534 Reality TV is so fake. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1535 This show always makes me crave liver. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1536 I really need to join a gym. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1537 I liked his earlier, funny films. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1538 Do you think I should get highlights? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1539 I used to be cool 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1540 Its movies like this that make me feel im not doing enough and throw me into an existential crisis. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1541 I wonder if that dude licks it's fur as much as we do? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1542 I bet HE doesn’t leave the toilet seat up… 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1543 I heard he was gay. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1544 He really makes it look easy. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1545 Doesn’t dad look great in his striped suit I gotta get one of those too. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1546 Can we watch something other than "Housecats of Beverly Hills?" 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1547 He reminds me of myself. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1548 Do you think he took steroids? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1549 See, I told you I was hot when I was 2. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1550 Slo-mo of a hairball… really! Mom had a litter of 10 - now that is amazing! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1551 This cooking show is more action-packed than I thought! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1552 They say he does his own stunts, too. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1553 And that's why you don't trick us with treats 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1554 Whattta mean you don’t believe that looks EXACTLY like me!? 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1555 It's animal planet not kitty porn. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1556 Turn the sound down. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1557 I hate my life. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1558 no cat is like that, this is CGI. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1559 Taylor Swift said it’s her favorite show 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1560 We used to be so barbaric. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1561 I need to get to the gym, next week. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1562 So uncivilized. Where’s the remote, hon? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1563 I heard he went to live in the jungle for a couple months and lost 40 pounds to get the role. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1564 That could have been me but my knees went in freshman year. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1565 I gotta hit the box--push "Paws." 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1566 Can't we get something besides these super hero movies? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1567 Is this 'Stripes'? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1568 Freedom looks like a lot of bother. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1569 Can you believe she didn’t get nominated? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1570 I have to nap all day with the lights on after watching these slasher movies. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1571 We have nine lives to get there, get the popcorn. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1572 Oh please he's on steroids 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1573 Fucking over achievers! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1574 What does he have that I don't? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1575 You know,everyone looks fatter on television 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1576 I heard he is such a pussy on set. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1577 This is where I improvised scattering the litter. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1578 We were feral together as kittens. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1579 Da guy taking a selfie thinks it's asleep. Now watch... 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1580 Primitive. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1581 I can’t even remember the last time we ate out. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1582 Yeah,but he has to eat it raw. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1583 This is so 2020 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1584 These shows just make me feel bad about not going to the gym. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1585 I love family photo night! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1586 The trouble with these soap operas is they never show you the character's day job. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1587 Gee, it doesn't look like that when I attack my kibble. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1588 I hate when they show the Gazelle blood spatter! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1589 I'd hate to meet that cat in a dark alley. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1590 What the hell did we just watch?" 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1591 The number of generations between our species is becoming glaringly obvious the longer I sit on the couch. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1592 I think I must have low T…what do you think, honey? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1593 Sure, he looks happy, but I bet his dental coverage stinks. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1594 All I’m saying is no one looks that good just from batting a ball of yarn around. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1595 I miss Marlin Perkins. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1596 I’m tired of seeing these unrealistic beauty standards. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1597 Sure, it's easy to be a tiger when you don't live in a professionally decorated apartment. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1598 Was that Stinky Feet's Gremlin pulling into the drive? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1599 Now he has the real cat's meow! 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1600 Life limitates art. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1601 Popcorn or catnip? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1602 We're much more evolved and superior now 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1603 I may feel represented but it’s still a negative stereotype 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1604 We should really get into better shape. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1605 I like to wind down my day with true crime. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1606 Do you think this is based on a true story? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1607 Can you turn on the subtitles? I know it’s cat but it’s like watching British TV.” 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1608 He makes me feel like a Cat potato.” 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1609 All you see on tv is these alpha cats out to kill. What happened to the loving ones rubbing up their owners pant leg? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1610 You know we have a 95% DNA match with that tiger. We should feel fearless. Wanna have a nap? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1611 Pffft. Steroids. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1612 How big do you think her litterbox is? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1613 You used to spit like that." 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1614 Makes me feel like a couch cat. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1615 Gee, Tippy, he reminds me of when I told your father we were getting married. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1616 Just look at how well your cousin is doing, Jeffrey. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1617 Ugh. Hollywood and their impossible beauty standards 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1618 Well, I'm triggered. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1619 His real name is Puff McPuffyface. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1620 Ok….tiger lessons start TOMORROW 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1621 You really like that bad boy look. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1622 Right, that's it. I'm starting tomorrow. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1623 The media always sets up such unrealistic expectations. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1624 …another fur ball caught in action. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1625 I don't believe a single thing he's growling 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1626 Let’s avoid saying anything witty, or even comprehensible, so we fit right in with the other cartoons. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1627 Thank God we evolved into lazy cats. 🐈 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1628 Honey, why don't you get in shape like him? - Me? How? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1629 Quick,turn on the subtitles! 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1630 I preferred ‘Black Panther.’ 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1631 The special effects are amazing these days. A cat ten times our size? What will they think of next? 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1632 Geeez. Another program with unrealistic body images. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1633 well bigger is not always better 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1634 I can't believe your sister went to highschool with that guy 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1635 That's the dumbest cat ever. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1636 One day... 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1637 I know he's family, but we should still take out a restraining order 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1638 Representation matters. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1639 How is there another TED talk on power poses? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1640 Stay together stupid! No don't open that door! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1641 Can you imagine actually hunting for food??? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1642 Hunting for food is so 3rd world. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
1643 Boo hoooo we can do that too honey 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1644 This motherfucker 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1645 Have you seen the Apple TV remote? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1646 It's still better than watching the Republican presidential debate. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1647 Steroids, it's gotta be steroids! 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1648 I miss Mom 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1649 I hear he didn’t actually go to Princeton. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1650 It’s just the filter. They don’t look like that in real life. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1651 Huh. I can never aerosolize my barf. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1652 I didn’t think the remake of Garfield would be so brutal 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1653 I should work out. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1654 These body standards are always so unrealistic. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1655 Once again, Toxic Masculinity ruins the scene. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1656 That reminds me, I ripped a chunk of my co-workers ear off today. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1657 Notice how all the cats on TV are beautiful? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1658 Great cinematography, but foreign films need a meow-track. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1659 I don’t get why he’s so angry, do they not feed him enough in there? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1660 I don't think we should let the kids watch this one. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1661 You may not agree, but I have heard better roars 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1662 I prefer Catinator 2. This one is all about violence for its own sake. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1663 You know what they say about the loudest cat in the room 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1664 Geez, it’s always about Grievances with this guy. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1665 He's tough, but there's no way he could deal with a litter box. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1666 He's had so much work done since last season. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1667 You know that's all faked, right? CG or AI or one of those computer things. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1668 Sure, but can he put up a shelf like I can? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1669 I love petfix 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1670 I have to use the litter again, but I’m going to wait for a commercial to go 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1671 Sure he looks good, but do you have any idea how much work he’s had done? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1672 Maybe we should get off the Lexapro 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1673 If you see it you can be it. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1674 But they get paid to look like that 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1675 Yeah, but that’s not his real fur. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1676 You know I could do that back in college” @cyagreen 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1677 In real life nobody looks like that. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1678 Male Cat: I definitely think I could kick his ass 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1679 No way this is reality TV. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1680 They can make anyone look like a monster on reality TV. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1681 One of our overtly feral ancestors no doubt. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1682 I painted it to represent my inner rage. 1.2479 0.05550 117 98 9 10
1683 Another unrealistic body image. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1684 That's actually my stunt double, they used CGI so it's my face. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1685 s My dentist says those fangs are implants. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1686 I bet his parents fed him raw food. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1687 Is it the one who contacted you on ancestry.com? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1688 We never do anything fun anymore. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1689 Granted. I’ve let myself go. But it’s his job to look good. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1690 I feel very inadequate when I come home and find you watching movies with your ex-boyfriend as the star... 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1691 No, you change the channel. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1692 That reminds me, the can opener isn't home 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1693 I used to be wild once, too. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1694 If that's what "outside" is like, I'll stay in. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1695 Do you find their accent as difficult to follow as me? 1.2476 0.05865 105 88 8 9
1696 That’s my cousin 6-times removed on my mother’s side. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1697 Are you sure the two of you are related? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1698 It looks like fun, but I don’t think I could get used to having blood on my food. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1699 Darn! Not another slasher movie! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1700 Well, I’m sorry I don’t measure up. But I’ve told you and told you I’m an indoor cat. The highlight of my day is licking my own butt. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1701 She sets such an impossible standard for beauty - why are we even watching this? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1702 I just love crime dramas. You? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1703 This commercial is making me hungry. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1704 Ahh, to be an outdoor cat. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1705 Okay, okay! New Year’s Resolution. Starting tomorrow I’m going to the gym. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1706 Like that’s all natural. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
1707 Sure, he's big and ripped, but why does he waste his time going after flies? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1708 That camera adds more than ten pounds. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1709 Terrible form. Even I hunt better! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1710 I can do that 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1711 No, I read he just brushes and floss's two to three times a day. He said he doesn't use teeth whitener. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1712 I can do that...just sayin 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1713 No, he’s the guy who plays the funny neighbor on that show your mom likes 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1714 I heard he does all of his own stunts 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1715 I never imagined that stripes could just fly off of a cat like that. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1716 I thought this was going to be a rom-com. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1717 If I came up behind her I’d show her what a real tiger is. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1718 He plays the same character in every movie, but I still love it every time 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1719 Look- even tigers get litter everywhere. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1720 It’s that new show ‘Cats Gone Wild’! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1721 Stopping petting yourself, Jasper. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1722 I'm frightened! Let's hold paws. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1723 Can we watch something else? I saw this during Covid and the humans made it all about themselves. Tiger King my ass. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1724 I'm not a big believer in the "back to nature" movement. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1725 I'd rather watch human babies than this. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1726 People said I looked like him when I was younger. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1727 I bet he's got a smoking hot girlfriend 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1728 I bet he dyes his stripes. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1729 Is that...a hint of freedom we detect in his brushstrokes? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1730 We need to start working out again 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1731 Is this the Tiger King spinoff? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1732 Whoa did she have some stripes removed to look younger? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1733 Is it real, or is it AI? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1734 That could have been us, Frank. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1735 I can smell the shit stuck in your fur. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1736 We should have found out where Steve hid the remote before killing him. 1.2453 0.05814 106 89 8 9
1737 Oh wow, that’s my 2,156th cousin, 1,786 times removed! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1738 If I was his size, I'd be doing porn too. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1739 They left the TV on Animal Planet and there’s our favorite actor! It doesn’t get any better than this. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1740 Tigers have small penises though. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1741 Watching all these goodlooking celebrities makes me feel inadequate. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1742 TV always adds a few pounds, y'know. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1743 HR is requiring this anti-harassment training again. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1744 Always so much drama with the Katdashians 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1745 Is that Uncle Frank? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1746 I really hope he makes it to the final and noone guesses he's a tiger. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1747 I heard he took steroids for this role 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1748 I HATE horror films. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1749 This reminds me of our courting days back in Hell's Kitchen. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1750 Okay I know I should have read the description when I ordered it, but 'Cats Gone Wild' seemed pretty surefire to me. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1751 he could never be a mouser... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1752 She was a real bitch to live with. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1753 Porn always sets unrealistic expectations. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1754 Hey look, your mother is on T.V.! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1755 Now there’s a cat’s meow! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1756 Just think of all the electricity we’re saving by binge watching this still photo that’s been cleverly glued to a T.V. shaped piece of posterboard. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1757 You want to take that tiger by the tail? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1758 Ya sadly that was number 9 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1759 That is soooo not me! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1760 The human videos are much more entertaining. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1761 What's he have that we don't have? . 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1762 Goals. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1763 Are the Bengals in the Super Bowl? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1764 I love these old Tarzan movies! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1765 I'm sick and tired of all these allergy commercials putting the blame on cats!! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1766 Who let the cat out of the bag? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1767 Moving to the city was the best thing that ever happened to us. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1768 I picked this thinking ‘Crouching Tiger’ would be a yoga class 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1769 I wonder if he's single... 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1770 Reminds me of my ex. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1771 I could totally survive in the wild but this domesticated life chose me, I didn’t choose it. 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1772 When I was a kitten that's what I wanted to be when I grew up. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1773 Even I could have caught that buffalo. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1774 Just like you, Paul 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1775 Hard to believe Uncle Frank really made it to the big time. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1776 I saw this Dateline episode. Forensic genealogy proved he’s the cat who ate the canary. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1777 Close your eyes for this next part. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1778 What a fox. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1779 he’s sooo sexy 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1780 That’s my TikTok filter. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1781 Kitty-Bill is such a classic! 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1782 Honey, I’m tired of true crime, can we switch to something more pleasant? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1783 I hate it when felines are objectified. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1784 They say he doesn't date anyone older than three 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1785 You said size doesn 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1786 Well sure, anyone could look like that if they had a personal trainer and a chef and a team of stylists. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1787 Prednisone, am I right? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1788 I like the nature shows on PBS but enough with the talking heads. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1789 It’s not the content of the show that makes me uncomfortable, it’s that you insist we sit up like lunatics. 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
1790 It must be a lot of effort just to maintain that kind of fashion statement. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1791 Doesn't look so hard. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1792 We can't invite him over he would take up the whole couch and probably eat Elaine 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1793 t "To think we evolved from something as primitive as that." 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1794 I look so much better in HD 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1795 Twenty bucks says those stripes aren't real. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1796 I dated him in college, meh. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1797 Wow the makeup department really exaggerated the nose. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1798 Ugh. HER puss again? You know she got her start in that cat fight video? Ally trash. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1799 I could do that. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1800 Poser. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1801 Tony the Tiger is way more intense in person. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1802 He’s handsome enough but I worry about his anger management. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1803 They offered me the part, but I turned it down . 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1804 Now that's my kinda guy. I like 'em feral. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1805 Look at her eyes. You can tell she’s had work done. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1806 He doesn't kill for sport like I do. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1807 I wish Hollywood would stop promoting unrealistic body standards 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1808 Even if you were on the same high protein diet, you and your cousin have very different body types. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1809 Clearly he’s had his jaws enhanced 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1810 This movie appears to be a fictional account of my life. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1811 This presidential debate is a three-ring circus. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1812 I find it very relaxing after spending a whole day staring out the window. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1813 I don't blame him. He should have gotten the rose. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1814 Why all the profanity? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1815 I couldve gone pro too you know. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1816 I don't know - there is something to be said for being a couch potato! 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1817 On the whole, I've actually enjoyed the neutered lifestyle. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1818 me-OWWWW!! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1819 He's so cat like. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1820 Not another 'Make America Growl Again' commercial. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
1821 I wish there’d been a content warning for the bath scenes. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1822 Hey, I'd be an apex predator too, Snowball, if we stopped going to that diner dumpster. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1823 He's so relatable, yet not. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1824 You think anyone ever says here kitty kitty to her?” 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1825 The development of this character is clearly unrealistic 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1826 I hear I look like him all the time. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1827 THAT’S your celebrity crush? I guess you really do have a thing for stripes 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1828 Can we just put on HGTV for a while? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1829 I could have been an influencer 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1830 I could totally do that. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1831 I am getting tired of all these monster movies! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1832 Ugh. That looks like so much work. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1833 I bet that’s CGI. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1834 Perhaps I should get a personal trainer. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1835 Ads really do place impossible expectations on us. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1836 The mice were very large then. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1837 we should get more exercise 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1838 I could go out and work for food, but I vote for Democrats who will subsidize my relaxed lifestyle. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1839 That cat has earned his stripes. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1840 Bitch. 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1841 From the perspective of the apartment’s mice, I’m just as intimidating a presence. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1842 I hate an overachiever. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1843 That's just good genetics 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1844 They say at home he lies down with the lamb. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1845 I think Henry Gates would say we are sixth cousins thrice removed." 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1846 I just don’t think the first 5 lives were believable. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1847 I was up for that part but my agent was always high on catnip. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1848 I'm tired of these self-help videos. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1849 I guess they really were the 'greatest generation' 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1850 Something to aspire to 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1851 That's easy to say now - from the comfort of our couch - but Catherine, have you given any thought to what that would REALLY be like? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1852 The self-destructive comparison of beauty standards through media 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1853 Is that - me?" " . . . 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1854 At last, relatable reality TV. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1855 So that’s where Grandpa went! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1856 This is how people feel when they see Dwayne Johnson. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1857 Total waste of tooth and claw. He could’ve just slept on its head. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1858 So sad..he used to have a great roar; now at best it's just a wheeze.I hear they feed him catfood. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1859 I could totally do that if I wanted to. I just don’t want to, is all. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1860 If it hits your claws, you got to catch it. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1861 We should get back to the gym. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1862 She's had work done. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1863 That could be me if I worked out more 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1864 I bet he could shred a sofa in no time. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1865 I think he looks like me. Wouldn't you agree? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1866 Sure I want to grow up and be like that, but would I have to get off the couch? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1867 This Housewives of the Serengeti show is so addicting. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1868 OMG, that’s the freakin cat who bit Siegfried! Or was it Roy? Now he’s working for scale at Animal Planet. Purr-thetic.” 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1869 I would've gone pro, if not for that tail disjointment. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1870 That's me on a good day 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1871 ... but then I met you, and here we are. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1872 Clearly his first time using a litter box 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1873 I should have studied the Law of the Jungle instead of Corporate Law 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1874 Sit still, and don’t be such a pussy. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
1875 I'd rather vote to save Democracy! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1876 Amazing actor. Always chews the scenery. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1877 Yes that's exactly what you look like when you're hangry. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1878 I'd rather cough up a fur ball than watch another episode of "Tiger Mom." 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1879 Can you turn the volume down?? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1880 That's going to be me one day, you can see the stripes 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1881 Cat #1 Not only does he get this cushy role on the animal channel but I’m even more jealous that he doesn’t even have to use a litter box! Cat #2 and I hear the Kraft service has salmon every day! 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1882 I love the drama of the reality show, Real Cats of the Jungle. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1883 Grab her by the pussy! 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1884 That could’ve been me had I continued to hit the gym. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1885 It’s so embarrassing that Dad went on that dating show. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1886 Do you ever regret marrying me? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1887 I could totally do that if I trained 5 days a week, too. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1888 Damn Hollywood beauty standards. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1889 That kill was amateur hour 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1890 Cover your mouth when you sneeze, you filthy animal 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1891 So far, the only good part was when he took a nap. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1892 In the book version she's a tabby. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1893 Next time, I choose the horror movie. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1894 It's about time we had some representation. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1895 It's always fun to see how the relatives are doing" 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1896 Somebody hangry! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1897 I think I've had too much catnip. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1898 Press paws? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1899 Sure, they're glamourous, but most of them end up dead or behind bars. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1900 I thought season two was better. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1901 I haven't seen this guy nap once! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1902 We have to binge watch the Feline Files before it leaves MEOWFLIX in a week 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1903 This is all we are going to hear about at the reunion. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1904 That could've been me if I hadn't twisted my ankle hunting in college. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1905 At least in this one he gets the damn bird. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
1906 So, um, you say your folks won’t be home for at least two hours? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1907 You are NOT 'inadequate.' But you are impossible. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1908 Next grocery run...Frosted Flakes. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1909 I like the pattern. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1910 She looks so real. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1911 We should hit the gym today. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1912 I told you The Catlorette is addicting. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1913 Nobody likes a show off 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1914 Suit yourself. I'd want to sniff him first. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1915 I hear he only dates kittens. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1916 Sure, but they never let cats direct. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1917 Nope. Still not ready to go to the gym. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1918 big cats are scary but a little p*ssy never hurt anyone. 1.2364 0.05619 110 93 8 9
1919 Was she in 'cats'? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1920 I wonder if he also has nine lives. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1921 Think of the size of those hairballs! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1922 If I wanted to be reminded of my mother, I'd go see a therapist. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1923 I miss dad. He had that alpha thing really down. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1924 Oh, here we go again. More pseudo-sci-fi Anthropocene eschatology. As if we'd ever be reduced to eating bugs...Where's the remote? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1925 I would change the channel, but I can't find the remote. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1926 You think he's hot,don't you!? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1927 Do you think Mom will notice the Catflix charge on her card? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1928 Why do the subtitles only say meow and roar? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1929 ‘Honestly, I could do it better…’ 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1930 When you think about it, being domesticated really has a lot going for it. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1931 Ooo. This cat video is x-rated. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1932 Be honest, do you wish I had a body like his? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1933 I wonder what size litter box he uses… 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1934 'Can you pause it? I'm due to show my butt during Mark's next Zoom call. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1935 Back in high school, I caught four mice in one afternoon! 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1936 This music means a dog is about to jump-scare us. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1937 Those are fake stripes. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1938 I could totally do that if I wanted. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1939 This show is not my cat's meow 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1940 These true-crime shows...it's always the Tom. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1941 Am I nuts, or were Feliney's earlier films more cerebral than this 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1942 Yeah, I thought so too. But the DNA test was negative. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1943 I'm not a big fan of the bengals. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1944 We have too many subscriptions. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1945 I could look like that too with hair and makeup! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1946 Is this what you mean by “rough play”? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1947 You know its all CGI. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1948 Why do we always have to watch the Real House Cats of New Jersey? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1949 Yeah, I know it's vigilante justice, but I still love to watch. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1950 He's funnier in person. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1951 I think he'll play me in the story of my life... 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1952 I can't really understand any of the roars, should we turn on closed captions? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1953 I'm so glad you took those anger management classes. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1954 Shhh. If you don’t breathe he won’t find us. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1955 I heard he does his own stunts. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1956 We got any Cheetos? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1957 He’s such a strong leader. But he needs to stop with the tweets. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1958 I have a friend who worked on "Real Housecats of Nagarjunsagar-Srisailam. It's all staged. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1959 I can’t believe you have never seen “The Wire.” 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1960 You lick your mother with that mouth? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1961 Just as I feared—Hollywood has completely botched the story of my life. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1962 He's a sumo, of course. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1963 Can you turn it back to "Real House Cats of Orange County"? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1964 So THAT’S what happened to Fluffy! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1965 Do you think he really bulked up for this role or used a fur-double? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1966 Come on! Not another boring cat fight! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1967 Babe, I think our cousin is still search for his inner peace. Namaste. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1968 That’s like me the other day when I kept meowing and meowing and meowing. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1969 Wow, reality TV is so fake these days. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1970 He's not bad, but he's no Shere Khan. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1971 Our ancestors in Africa survived without refrigeration or air conditioning. Can we survive without old ladies? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1972 Alright. Starting tomorrow I’ll resist those stuffed treats… 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1973 Just not the same without Morgan Freeman. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1974 This Tiger King remake is for the birds! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1975 I liked him better in Jungle Book. He's had too much work done. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1976 He needs to learn to relax. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1977 AI, mother, definitely... 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1978 Thank God It’s Feline 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1979 Why doesn’t he just get a human to open a can of tuna fish. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1980 I heard she’s had work done. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1981 I'd like to see his wild self survive one night in NYC! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1982 I’m gonna ask you one last time, please stop with the catty remarks. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1983 I could SO devour a plate of gazelle right now. You? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1984 BEFORE grain free. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1985 I think it's AI 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1986 Judi Dench turned this one down. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1987 I was enjoying the game. One mew and now we're stuck with the Animal Planet until they get home. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1988 Idk how you can watch True Crime right before bed. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1989 Total old-school cringe cisgender tomcat flick but MEOW, right? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1990 You know, Morris, WE could look like that if we tried.” “Maybe, Mittens…Except we love to eat dead things, rotten garbage, throw up, and take naps. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1991 No, why would I be jealous?? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1992 -Wow… -Yeah… 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1993 Can you please "paws" it. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1994 That could have been me but I chose non-violence 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1995 Domestication is so underrated. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1996 If we elect that dude, he'll fight for our priorities. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1997 I can’t understand what’s going on without subtitles. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1998 That makes ninety-one Dalmatians.” 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
1999 Ew, can you imagine having to hunt for every meal? Poor thing. We should go annoy the humans to open up the wet food. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
2000 Did she get work done? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2001 This is so boring without catnip. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2002 No wonder humans watch us on YouTube. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2003 That reminds me, we need to add Frosted Flakes to the grocery list 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2004 If Dad had just stuck to his own breed, that could be me in the documentary 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2005 Look, Uncle Jerry’s on TV. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2006 So meow. I’m gonna take a nap. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2007 A big cat needs bigger prey. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2008 He’d totally play me in a movie 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2009 All of us striped cats are so like this. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2010 These Real Housecats of New York are so over the top. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2011 It's a horror movie about a family that buys a new vacuum. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2012 That's my aunt, she was always the black sheep in the family but now she eats black sheep and normal sheep too. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2013 Quit hitting ‘Paws’. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2014 It always ends the same in the movies, but I haven’t caught a mouse in 6 years. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2015 I don’t get why she wasn’t nominated for her work in this. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2016 Me-wow, what a heartthrob 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2017 That used to be us.” 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2018 He just doesn't do it for me anymore - let's watch Garfield. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2019 Well sure it's easy when you can afford a personal trainer. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2020 You're not gonna believe this but we used to date in high school. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2021 Is this that showbusiness he kept going on about 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2022 You think those are implants? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2023 I think these ‘bachelor’ shows have run out of ideas. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2024 What a Hunk ! 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2025 The debates are getting weird. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2026 I’ve seen this one. She eats & then sleeps. It’s what we do. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2027 Definitely not fixed… 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2028 HE is the cat's meow 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2029 I was on my prime" 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
2030 Do you find him attractive? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2031 All of this Ai is getting out of hand” 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2032 Rumor has it all the “big cats” are juicing these days. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2033 I think she should give Simba the rose. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2034 How come he gets his own show? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2035 Do you think she knows we have a Ring camera? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2036 I hate the sound of my own roar. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2037 Bengals haven’t been the same since they lost their QB. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2038 That was before my domestication. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2039 I wish they would show real house cats sometimes. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2040 Uncle Tony finally got his own show! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2041 But he's been accused of so many things. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
2042 Love seeing uncle Jerry on Nat Geo….does he look thinner to you?! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2043 I swear to God, that was me before the Pandemic. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2044 It's true, everyone looks heavier on TV 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2045 Remember when we thought he was sexy. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2046 That cough needs to be reported to the ASPCA 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2047 I say it's AI, and I say the hell with it. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2048 Alright, he's obviously in steroids. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2049 sigh…that’s when I was the cat’s meow 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2050 Yeah, I'm definitely too pussy to live in the wild 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2051 Those are not her natural stripes! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2052 I feel so inadequate. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2053 In real life, he’s the size of a kitten 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2054 Our ancestors had a much harder life! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2055 No, it's me. The camera adds 600 lbs. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2056 At that moment Kitty realized it might not be the best idea to show Morris the video from her girls trip vacation 😬. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2057 Meh… I like mine with more meat on their bones. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2058 I told you the stripes don’t make me look fat 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2059 If they start licking each other, I'm outta here. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2060 He looks like a hard worker, I have to give him that. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2061 Ho hum. Another steroid-injected muscle cat movie. I think we should watch something a little more sophisticated next time. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2062 I wish I could do that to my owner, but then I think, "Who would feed me?" 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2063 Here we go again. Another stupid reality show in some remote place. I just don't think it's realistic. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2064 ``Even cats have their Donald Trumps.'' 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2065 One more true crime doc and that's it. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2066 I think the Oscars snubbed her because she’s too pro-cat. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2067 So they blacklisted me after this one for “exhibiting controversial behaviour” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2068 See, I told you that's how far Covid-19 droplets spread when you cough! 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2069 I hear he does all his own stunts. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2070 Wow. Garfield's off his meds. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2071 Day 3, 2 people remaining...this is the best 'Alone' ever. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2072 I bet he's really nice once you get to know him. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2073 And this is better than watching cats on TikTok...how? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2074 I just love a good exercise video. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2075 This show is making me tired. How about a nap? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2076 Same promises as last time. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2077 I say thank you to the Egyptians... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2078 I didn't know Fred got so big so fast.... 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2079 See, I would have done that differently. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2080 I love PBS 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
2081 I was that tough before these jokers domesticated me. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2082 He’s doing it all wrong, the power comes from the hind legs. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2083 So this is what you mean’t by being wild in the sack? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2084 We should do some catnip before this movie starts. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2085 He seems hangry 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2086 We’d be in fearsome shape too if we had to stalk, kill and drag our dinner up a tree to eat in peace. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2087 That is wild. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2088 Do I still turn you on more? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2089 Remind me to get some protein shakes next week. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2090 I think they doctor up these TV superstars. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2091 That's my Uncle. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2092 That's my cousin, 150,000 times removed. 1.2286 0.04792 140 118 12 10
2093 Typecatted yet again… 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2094 In only 30 days? With easy prep, tasty meals delivered directly to us? Let’s do it! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2095 Yeah. That’s a lot of work. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2096 No need to be so catty, Hazel. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2097 These nature documentaries just perpetuate unrealistic body standards for men. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2098 Another Trump Rally 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2099 If they didn't clean my litter box every day, I too would feel the need to satiate my inner bloodlust. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2100 Big deal. That was me 20 years ago before Mrs. Bitterman took me in 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2101 Size matters. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2102 Since he joined the circus, he's turned into a real animal! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2103 Don't feel bad, they're obviously airbrushed. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2104 I always knew my cousin would make it big. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2105 And I say he's juicin'. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2106 I think Tony The Tiger’s had some work done! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2107 Maybe we should exercise more. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2108 And you thought your hairballs were big. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2109 I don’t know why Netflix thinks we would like this. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2110 It's fake news, Tofu. No cat in this building cares that much about anything. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2111 and THAT'S who you admire? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2112 Watching this makes me appreciate the convenience and abundance of modern life. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2113 I could look like that too with CGI. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2114 Can you believe we’re related? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2115 I went to high school with that guy. He's a loser. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2116 I'll bet he dreams about our comfy sofabed and 24/7 buffet!" 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2117 Yes, that’s your uncle Tony before he got too old and was only in those cereal commercials. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2118 That is what I want to look like when I grow up! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2119 The Domestic Short Hair in their natural habitat watching wild cats in their natural habitat. A story as old as time. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2120 I could play this part better. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2121 Linda, the shows you watch are starting to give me body image issues. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2122 You know it's actually chocolate syrup, right? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2123 Would you go out with him? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2124 And that’s me swatting dismissively at motes in the solarium. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2125 You know, these fitness ads are getting insufferable. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2126 Ughhh, ridiculous. How many lives are we supposed to believe he has?! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2127 Yeah, I dated her once. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2128 She definitely had her ears done. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2129 Should we donate to his PAC? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2130 I love this new season of PURRvivor 🐾💪🏝️ 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2131 I remember when I looked like that. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2132 Bad cats, bad cats whatcha gonna do when they come for you, bad cats, bad cats…” #felinesgonewil 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2133 It’s obviously scripted. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2134 You know she's highly airbrushed, right? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2135 After my nine lives are up I want to come back as a tiger. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2136 Daddy thinks he's such a big deal. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2137 Another superhero movie? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2138 Will he be able to out wit the mouse 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2139 Yeah, we could get Friskie. Or maybe Chinese. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2140 How one's supposed to compete with these standards? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2141 I hear he stalks his co-stars. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2142 I'll try some cardio tomorrow. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2143 I'm kind of done with reality TV 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2144 This is boring. Tell me when they show Taylor Swift. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2145 I don't care if he's family, he should NOT be invited to the wedding. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2146 I hate election years. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2147 That looks exhausting 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2148 I always knew Mom had the disposition to make it as a reality star. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2149 And to think he’d be a dentist by now, if I hadn’t broken up with him. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2150 I don't like all the violence in this one. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2151 I need to start exercising. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2152 Whoa whoa wait now- did we skip an episode? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2153 Not to be disrespectful, but I like being domesticated. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2154 Can you put the captions on? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2155 Can we fast forward to the heavy petting? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2156 The word on the street is he's declawed. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2157 My money says he doesn't get the mouse. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2158 I’d be up for trying that tonight 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2159 I prefer doing indie films, but this pays the bills. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2160 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's CGI 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2161 It's honestly just a bit too violent for me. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2162 Henry Louis Gates, Jr says we are not related." 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2163 Are you sure you're parents won't be back soon? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2164 These National Geographic specials are always setting impossible standards of masculinity. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2165 I could be him if we had a pet door. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2166 Now I know why we are declawed. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2167 Oh, fuck! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2168 I love the Real Housecats of Beverly Hills. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2169 Think I’d look like that if I hit the gym? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2170 I liked their first album better. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2171 Can't convince me he's neutered. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2172 They got my good side. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2173 I need to get back on that exercise program. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2174 But why can't we have the couch facing the TV directly? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2175 What are we even doing with our lives? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2176 Honey, he’s wearing your stripes! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2177 I’ll take this over a ball of string any day. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2178 Put it back on Top Cat! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2179 Wow,can you imagine like 5 generations ago? I know,we would be watching that big cat on a black and white tv. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2180 That reminds me...did you call your mother? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2181 Please tell me your taping this. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2182 Sometimes I regret the life I chose. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2183 It's called "Clawdia's Lives" -- there are nine episodes. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2184 Are we part of the base? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2185 I absolutely killed my audition, but the director said my person was too pacific. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2186 It's not our grandmother's Felix. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2187 How does he stay awake so long? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2188 We've evolved so far from our primitive ancestors, haven't we dear 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2189 I am telling you, he is a living ad on plastic surgeries. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2190 When you think about it, we're the perfectly evolved species for Netflix and Chill . 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2191 I could totally do that if I got into shape. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2192 Another Ozempic commercial... 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2193 He has limited range. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2194 I don’t understand why you watch Real Housecats. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2195 That’s what happens when you eat your Friskies! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2196 What'll it be tonight, man eating cats or cuddley kitten videos? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2197 I just love reality shows. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2198 He’s no Jeremy Allen White. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2199 You know that's steroids, right? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2200 The thrill of the chase, opposed to long-term commitment. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2201 It’s not fair. How come they get to roar but we’re stuck with a meow. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2202 It’s just filters and AI 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2203 Didn't we see him in Cats? 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
2204 Please, I can't stand watching one more minute of Taylor Swift's cat. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2205 Real Tigers of the Bronx Zoo is already in re-runs ??? No way. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2206 Yes, he's a distant relative, and I like to keep it that way! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2207 Domestic cats rock! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2208 I love working out like this, don't you? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2209 I can do that, but I don’t wanna. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2210 Should we just Netflix and kill tonight? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2211 Brains over brawn is my motto! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2212 Reminds me of another orange being that endlessly lurks cable news. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2213 Must be AI generated. When did you ever see a cat that big? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2214 You know this is all Staged right 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2215 MeWow! We were pretty awesome nine lives ago! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2216 Hey! This doesn’t look like “Ratatouille”! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2217 Where did you hide the remote? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2218 Sure it’s an exploitation picture, but it’s extremely well-made. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2219 You can tell it's AI generated from the claws... 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2220 Doc about big cats? I don’t want to think. Anything human will do. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2221 This season of Real House Cats is wild. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2222 It’s the season finale of Real House Cats of Orange County. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2223 He’s definitely getting purrformer of the year this time. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2224 Where’s the litter box? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2225 So catty. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2226 Sure, it's easy to look that good when you can go to the gym four hours a day. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2227 It is so worth paying the higher subscription fee. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2228 Yeah he’s ripped, but I think we’re looking at steroids here. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2229 When do we get to see the mouse? 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
2230 You know,they dub the sound on these things. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2231 I dunno...it seems violent. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2232 Now this cat can act. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2233 Thanks for the nightmare I'm going to have tonight. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2234 I’ve mellowed since then… 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2235 I’m sick of this picture of your great great great grandmother, let’s get a tv. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2236 The Real HouseCats of Bali has gotten so dramatic. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2237 So that's nature, huh? Red in tooth and claw? Booring. 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
2238 But can he bat a ball of yarn for hours? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2239 This is our former president posing as our grandfather showing everyone that he is a tiger on the campaign trail. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2240 Yeah I just can’t relate. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2241 Is it me or does the television add two inches to your claws? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2242 I love this scene,he's about to kitty slap that dog across the room. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2243 I'm tiger after swatting one, that's why I'm lion here. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2244 TOO MUCH MAKE-UP! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2245 We could try 23 and Me. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2246 I bet they get THEIR dinner served on time 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2247 In this Tiger King' sequel, Tigger springs Joe Exotic from prison and eats him. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2248 Cat’s meow! 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2249 Beauty standards on TV these days are just getting more and more unrealistic. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2250 Personally I find anthropomorphism to be a bore . . 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2251 See? It's all Botox. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2252 none of the cats i know act like this 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2253 You’ve got to be kitten me right meow. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2254 I wish David Attenborough would narrate the lives of us little guys too. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2255 No, I still don’t understand this theme song. I mean why is he singing about the eye of the ‘human’? I just don’t get it! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2256 Now that the humans went back to work, we can finally watch Animal Planet again. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2257 So do you think Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie should’ve been nominated? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2258 She's gotten so much work done. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2259 I thought she would get a rose!! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2260 Ok, so he took down an antelope. I got more likes for playing the piano. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2261 It must be terrifying to be flattened like that 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2262 He's a cousin, but we don't talk. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2263 Huh, fleas really are worse in the wild 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2264 I'm so proud of Uncle Leo for making it big in Hollywood. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2265 I think we’ve seen this episode. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2266 You see, you see that's what life is like in a world without anger management. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2267 It’s a video from ancestry.com 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2268 We should get out more 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2269 Now why don't we roar like that?! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2270 This show makes me hungry... can you call our human servant? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2271 Yeah, this is why we have a cleaner 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2272 Reality tv has gotten so trashy! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2273 My spirit animal 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2274 Yeah, I dated him once, all Meow and no Bite! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2275 That bad boy is catnip incarnate 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2276 Sure, he looks big and tough but he’s obviously wearing lifts. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2277 Why don't they caption these foreign language movies? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2278 Was it something I said? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2279 Can you believe that there was time when we didn’t control who sat on the sofa? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2280 Who is she trying to fool? She's had work done....her stripes don't even match! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2281 Hard to believe there was a time that humans were so primitive they didn't pamper us. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2282 I gained 15lbs for the audition just to find out this is what they meant by ‘Big Cats wanted’. Unbelievable 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2283 Think he cat naps? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2284 Look at this orange haired loudmouth buffoon 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2285 This Real Housecats of NYC show is going straight to the litter box 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2286 These Hollywood 'fat cats' think they can fool us with their special effects and Ozempic 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2287 Oh ya! Cat fight! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2288 ‘Meow 600lb life’ 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2289 You know, I heard he was a feral kitten. Look how far he’s come. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2290 I’m not sure I earned my stripes. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2291 He looks exactly like my personal trainer. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2292 Don’t get any ideas. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2293 Paw'n Wick 11 was better. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2294 Another foreign film without subtitles. The tiger is yelling in Burmese. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2295 In my next life. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2296 He only got the part because he’s endangered. It’s woke gone mad. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2297 Check IMDb. I can't remember his name either. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2298 Time to get off the couch and into the gym 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2299 You know what I'd like to see? A cage match between this guy and Jonathan Franzen - now that would be entertaining! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2300 Look where evolution's gotten us! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2301 We need more gym time. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2302 The beauties and the beast. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2303 Drama Queen” 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2304 I may believe in evolution, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2305 At least it’s better than Keeping Up With the Cat-dashians 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2306 Poor thing. Never gets her ears scratched or tummy rubbed. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2307 Brad Pitt 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2308 Savages. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2309 I think there's more to it than flax seed and protein powder... 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2310 I would have caught that antelope in half the time 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2311 Why do they call them Bobcats? No one calls me Fluffycat… 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2312 Can't believe this cat's still in the competition. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2313 Well at least one of us got a tv show” 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2314 That doesn’t look that difficult. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2315 The moderator really should put that guy in a cage! 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2316 I'm going to find that cat toy and rip it to shreds. Starting tomorrow. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2317 I hear he’s short in real life. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2318 That's definitely AI. His fingers look warped. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2319 Meow, meow meow meow. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2320 Sure, but his performance has completely declawed the narrative. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2321 It's called Nine Past Lives - it's got Oscar buzz 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2322 How are they allowing them to compete in cat sports? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2323 I’m so sick of superhero movies 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2324 You know I played on the same team in high school with him. But then I got injured. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2325 I told you she's on steroids. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2326 Beauty standards today are just so unrealistic" 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2327 I think I'll stick with the cat toys. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2328 I'd rather watch a comedy . 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2329 Those were the days my friend... 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2330 Cousin Tim has a bad temper since he became famous. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2331 Yeah I voted for the tiger king last time, and you voted for orange Jesus. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2332 Let's hire him for Junior's birthday party. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2333 I hate these shows,they make me think too much about what I could’ve done with my life. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2334 We really have to stop watching porn. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2335 And here I thought if we just gave him a good education it would tame the beast in him. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2336 He is such a show off. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2337 Did hear what I said—I lost my wallet on the subway again. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2338 He deserves an Oscar for this one, just look at the fire in his eyes, raw emotion! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2339 Putting aside the carnage and all, we’ve come along way to start including plus size models. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2340 Do we still have any of those little fish snacks? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2341 I remember when he was scrounging thru trash cans in the alleys of the Bronx 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2342 Why can’t you be more like him, Kevin?! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2343 I'm maxed out on reality shows. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2344 We have all thought about it, but there’s a cat that actually does it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2345 Acatemy Award material! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2346 I ordered a pizza 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2347 Apparently he’s a nightmare to work with 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2348 Poor guy isn't even allowed to scratch his owners 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2349 You know how movies exaggerate everything. There's no such thing as giant monster cats. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2350 Just think… that could have been US 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2351 Yea, that’s me was me on Spring Break when I was in college… 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2352 I don’t think he’s the stay at home type. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2353 Uncle Tony made a sweet fortune roaring about flaky breakfast cereal. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2354 Oh it's Kim Karkittian with another SKINS commercial! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2355 How can I compete with that??? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2356 I like my catnip too much to look like that. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2357 His acting is making me catatonic. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2358 I don’t know, true crime isn’t really my thing. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2359 Look! It’s grandma’s kennel cough commercial ! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2360 crazy cat luck..at last minute he was.adopted by an assistant to the head of new talent at ICM..the rest is history 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2361 You can tell that he gets to eat the real expensive stuff. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2362 He’s purrrfect for President- but he was born overseas. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2363 I know the kids enjoy them, but don't you think these superhero movies are starting to get pretty formulaic ...? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2364 They used makeup and prosthetics to make me look more like a tiger. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2365 ‘Yo mama’ 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2366 I could probably do that. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2367 Your great-great-great grandfather. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2368 He's faking it. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2369 Is that his only outfit? He wears it everywhere 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2370 If I had a purrsonal chef and trainer, I could look like that, too. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2371 Why don’t they just vote him off the island? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2372 You hungry? Cooking shows always make me hungry. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2373 do you think she got buccal fat removal 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2374 I know exactly how he feels 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2375 If only he’d flossed more 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2376 If Morris can change his stripes, why can’t I? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2377 Dude's gotta stay away from Catnip 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2378 Why can't they show closed captions for David Attenborough? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2379 Hold on...I need another thirty minutes for the Viagra to kick in. 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
2380 If he would just sit and be patient, the mouse might come to him! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2381 He says us men have to get back to our primal roots. It's why I'm scratchposting again. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2382 These unrealistic beauty standards are really starting to get to me 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2383 I hunt - for the brand you prefer. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2384 Christ, what an asshole! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2385 They call it a reality show. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2386 Lion King, TigerKing, Cocaine Bear, Oh My. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2387 Well, he works out constantly. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2388 Here comes the conflict resolution where he obtains the catnip 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2389 Jumpin' Friskies! Did you see the size of that hairball?! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2390 You know this is mostly CGI, right? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2391 „Pfff… Amateur. I could do that“ 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2392 They think we need the company so they leave the tv on. I wish they’d put in on food network! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2393 Now I can see why you have him on your list 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2394 This week on 'RuPaw's drag race', Sasha is serving fierce white tiger!" #rupalsdragrac 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2395 Princeton to Hollywood ~ who woulda thought? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2396 Nowhere near as impressive as the hairball I coughed up today. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2397 The rage comes from all the roids. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2398 Should we get a plant? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2399 must be tough out there in the real world, eh? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2400 I'm telling you babe these guys are all on steroids 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2401 What a jerk! He’s throwing the kitty litter all over. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2402 These body standards are becoming too unrealistic. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2403 Would you love me more if I looked like her? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2404 So just fruits and veggies? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2405 Look at him caterwaul tunelessly 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2406 We may not be living our best life, but we’ve lived worse.” 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2407 ‘Ok- you can un-paws’ 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2408 Show off! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2409 Water buffalo? Big deal. Remember that time i single-pawedly defeated the menacing red dot? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2410 It looks exciting, but I prefer the domestic life. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2411 I heard Mr. Whiskers was bulking for months to land this role. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2412 All of this blood and gore - it's nothing like "reality". 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2413 Wow, we really have changed since moving to the suburbs. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2414 The Bengals again. Where is the remote? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2415 Tell you what, I can do better than that. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2416 I hate watching the news 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2417 He's just phoning it in these days. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2418 Disgusting. I cant live up to these beauty standards. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2419 If we behaved like him, we would be sent away. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2420 I don't believe for a minute that we are descended from THAT! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2421 Raw food is so much healthier, but so messy. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2422 Did you hear she killed her husband? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2423 Real housewives of Feline City # 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2424 This week on The Real Housecats of the Jungle 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2425 I'm just waiting for that hairball scene. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2426 Oh catflix again? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2427 Nothing roars lion's den more than this. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2428 I wish I could be assertive like that. I'll just have to settle for being passive-aggressive. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2429 I'd hiss, but it's just TV. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2430 I bet in real life he sits on his couch a lot. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2431 Him: I'd look like that too, if I didn't have to work all day. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2432 For once, I'd like to see the gazelle live to tell the tale. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2433 He has to work way too hard just to get lunch. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2434 He eats carrion. Imagine his bad breath! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2435 The societal pressure to look like THAT? I can't even.......pass the chips! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2436 Hey, isn't that Peter? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2437 His form is all off. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2438 Now we can watch toxic masculinity in HD. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2439 When you’re up, get me a catnip. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2440 Next commercial we'll be seeing humans eating food out of a bowl on the floor with a voice telling us how nutritious it is for our owners. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2441 so i guess size does matter after all…… 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2442 This is really the only streaming service we need. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2443 No worries. If he dies in this episode, he's got eight more tries. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2444 I find stripes very attractive. Do you, um, find stripes attractive? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2445 I think I left the door unlocked... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2446 Sure, let’s plan that trip to India. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2447 Typical. They cast a tiger to play a leopard. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2448 This guy looks like a little pussycat. Bet I could kick his ass. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2449 He's a cousin of mine on my mother's side 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2450 There’s no way those claws are real. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2451 Wait...is that Mom ? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2452 Hey! That's me in my younger days! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2453 The trouble is, he eats this diet stuff during the day, then goes out and kills three small deer that night. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2454 Oh yeah, back in the day, I was a lean mean fighting machine. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2455 He just like me, for real, for real. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2456 These reality show scripts are getting obvious. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2457 All muscle...probably no brains. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2458 I can't believe he could be our next president! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2459 They say he’s from the planet Krypton. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2460 Sorry--hitting the paws button was the wrong thing to do! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2461 I find that exaggerated uninterest works better. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2462 Totally airbrushed 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2463 TV makes everyone look bigger. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2464 The difference is, these Hollywood cats all have a personal trainer. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2465 This really has me motivated. This is the year I start really hitting the gym 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2466 Don’t you just love David Cattenborough documentaries? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2467 I was a fan until he starting going off about the rabies vaccine. 1.2135 0.06079 89 77 5 7
2468 should've stayed domestic 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2469 I bet he’s dumb as a rock. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2470 Real Housecats of Meowmi 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2471 I pity that kitty 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2472 I got my 23 and Me back... 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2473 honey im not lying you're much prettier than her. " 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2474 Toxic masculinity. Is this supposed to be entertaining? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2475 I LOVE MANNIX!...oops, I meant Manx... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2476 But like, what gets him UP in the morning, y’know? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2477 He's the Trump of the cat family, albeit a feral member 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2478 Ugh, how many Jungle Book reboots does the world need?! Come up with something new! I’d even settle for raw footage of a blue jay … 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2479 The book was better. I chewed off at least three pages. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2480 Totally unrealistic body, he probably doped. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2481 Not "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" again?!! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2482 The unrealistic predator standards are getting ridiculous. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2483 Yeah, I could probably take him. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2484 Look at all the work she’s had done. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2485 I’m so glad we had that dollar store blanket laminated. It really ties the room together. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2486 It's so much easier to get takeout. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2487 It's all done with artificial intelligence. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2488 I bet he can't hard boil an egg." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2489 I’m thinking about getting a gym membership. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2490 Well, the first eight times, he DID do his own stunts. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2491 They say he's the Jason Momoa of tabbies. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2492 Doesn't this beat actually experiencing things? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2493 I can’t decide if I’m depressed from the sensationalism or the truth. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2494 I know it's season 8, but it's starting to feel repetitive. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2495 And can you believe they say we evolved from big cats!? How barbaric! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2496 Hmm…. i think i let my gym membership expire . 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2497 Now she's had some work done. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2498 I love it when he eats everyone. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2499 Imagine what we could do if we didn’t have the Internet. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2500 Its time to Chill and Catflix 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2501 A little on the nose, wouldn’t you say? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2502 I heard he does all his stunts himself. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2503 Yeah, he's amazing but house cat bods are in 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2504 Family or not, we're not inviting him for Thanksgiving! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2505 Well, that scared the hell out of the old bat, didn’t it? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2506 I hate to admit it to my friends, but I’m hooked on this series called “The Human King”. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2507 But can it purr? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2508 That was the 9th time Dad chased that dog. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2509 This “reality tv” is so scripted. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2510 Do you know, we’ve actually got more genes in common with a banana 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2511 David Attenborough will explain why you stalk, chase, and pounce. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2512 That actor always chews the scenery. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2513 Don't start. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2514 He's my hero too! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2515 To hell with this. I'm taking a nap. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2516 He has HOW many followers on Instagram? One episode of Tiger King and he thinks he's all that. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2517 Could have been me if I didn't get hurt in high school 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2518 When does he nap? 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2519 These Catnip commercials are getting put of hand. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2520 I think home schooling narrows ones view of the world. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2521 I’ll take fat and happy over strength and ferocity any day. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2522 I’m hungry again, and you? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2523 I hate watching my old movies.... 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2524 We are safe he does not know we are on the couch 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2525 They say the camera adds ten pounds. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2526 Still partial to the Lions. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2527 Isn’t that Gary, who we used to call fugly in middle school?? Damn… 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2528 They should have hired a real tiger to play the role. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2529 I'm loving this episode of Finding Your Roots. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2530 It's comforting to be reminded that as pets we don't have to forage. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2531 This makes me really appreciate domestication. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2532 According to Ancestry.com and 23&me she is my great great great grand-meow 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2533 But how much does he have in his 401k? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2534 I could be a killer, easy. I just prefer kibble. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2535 Tiger IV - I'm so sick of sequels. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2536 What time did you say the humans will be home? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2537 Maybe we should get out more 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2538 I guess he grew tired of Fancy Feast. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2539 I think he needs a couch. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2540 To think that he started out peddling sugared cereal on TV. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2541 The ending is catastrophic. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2542 Reality TV has gone to the dogs." 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2543 Meow that’s a cat… 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2544 Reminds me, I need to refill my Viagra prescription. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2545 Isn’t grandpa a great actor! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2546 Nine lives I get but nine episodes are too many. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2547 that could be me but, I hurt my knee" 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2548 Don't you dare tell me we've reached fur representation justice because of a single prime time tabby role . 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2549 This is an unrealistic standard to live up to 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2550 What an attitude! Never take for granted a little kibble and a clean litterbox. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2551 Can we turn the channel... I'm scared 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2552 Sure, he has his freedom, but look at his poorly maintained coat. Not worth it, if you ask me. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2553 Honey, I promise he’s yours. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2554 So there’s even bigger humans that give them treats, right? 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
2555 That looks like way too much work! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2556 Cousin Simba always did have a bad temper. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2557 I wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2558 Dunno, I used to like him better when he was a kitten 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2559 That ain’t no flabby tabby! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2560 And the Pawscar for Best Supporting Catress goes to Meowryl Streep” 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2561 If only I had better parents, I’d be a tiger too. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2562 These days he’s dying his whiskers to get work 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2563 Kids these days 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2564 Don't be scared. I heard he's a real pussycat in real life. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2565 Huh--those are ecxtensions--nothing about her is real. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2566 I prefer the original ‘The Lady, or the Tiger’ ending. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2567 We should start working out. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2568 Kingdom: acceptable- Phylum: reasonable- Class: inferable- Order: reasonable- Family- acceptable- Genus- plausible- Species- no way I came from him! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2569 Not David Cattenborough again. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2570 Films like this unrealistically raise expectations. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2571 I dunno, I feel like being domesticatted is just easier. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2572 Whoa, I didn't know you were into, 'Kitty Porn! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2573 It’s a advertisement for the new jungle-to-table restaurant. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2574 Here he goes playing the victim again... 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2575 That's all CGI 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2576 Hunt for something else! She is so over-rated. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2577 Be honest, do you think he's hotter than me? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2578 How did we get so soft? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2579 Where did we go wrong? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2580 She said I was the tiger she wanted to tame 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2581 Well, Burt, looks like we need to step up our game. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2582 It's good to see Cousin Ted doing something constructive with his life. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2583 That reminds me, I'm thinking of joining the gym 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2584 These gym ads are getting ridiculous. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2585 I can’t decide which is worse, the script, or the acting. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2586 Evolution is overrated. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2587 Life would be a lot easier if he had a human for a pet! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2588 Sick of these unrealistic beauty standards 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2589 So, watching this....do you really think the outdoor life would suit us? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2590 My dad per 23 and Meow ! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2591 What's on the menu tonight? Blue Jays or Cardinals? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2592 So when does he do the weather? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2593 He's definitely juicing. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2594 I would so cough up a fur ball for him. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2595 You call it the good old days, but imagine having to poop without a human around to nervously stare at 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2596 This season of “Real Housewives of the Savannah” feels a bit scripted to me… 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2597 of course we could but the canned stuff is just more practical 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2598 Who needs catnip? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2599 Reality TV? Yeah, right. That was definitely staged. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2600 Do you think he does his own zoomies? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2601 Put it on pause while I get some temptations 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2602 Do you think those stripes are real? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2603 When I grow up I want to be a catamount. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2604 I hate watching Ku Phu without subtitles. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2605 It's all in the lighting. I saw him online at Petco and he didn't look like that AT ALL. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2606 Please, he’s so full of himself. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2607 I did the family tree, and apparently we are related but on your mother’s side.” “I don’t see it, Dad 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2608 See what Dad was like until he discovered TV? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2609 They wouldn’t be endangered if they would just enslave the humans instead of eating them. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2610 This is not what I expected when you said we’re watching ‘cats gone wild’ 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2611 Do you ever feel like we have too much leisure time? 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2612 I can’t BELIEVE he missed that deer. I would’ve gotten it. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2613 He’s never gonna get the blood out of his coat. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2614 Cough into your sleeve. This show must be circa 2021. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2615 He’s overacting. . 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2616 I could have looked like that if I didn’t tweak my knee in college 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2617 Tony the Tiger a lot cooler before he got that ad deal with Kellogg's 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2618 Lousy script, but my agent thought it would help my career. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2619 So glad he's not my Dad! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2620 Can you paws this? It's so intense I need to hit the litter box. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2621 That's your grampa. He's always been more of a free spirit. In the next scene, he eats the director. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2622 It’s nice to see Dad living his dream 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2623 What an animal. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2624 Back in the day, stalking was cool. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2625 Do you feel like some warm milk and catnip? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2626 I’m gonna scratch the hell out of Jon when he gets home. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2627 Soon they'll know the truth about me. I'm as lethal as that cat! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2628 I don't know. Thai? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2629 Why can't you be more like Jason Meowmoa? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2630 Cat 1: “I can’t believe how hard he fumbled that tackle against the gazelle” Cat 2: “Yeah I know, he’s getting lazy” 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2631 We’ll join the gym in February 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2632 Exactly HOW distant of a cousin? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2633 Can you turn on the subtitles? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2634 He IS big. It's the pictures that got small. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2635 I guess there is a certain sense of animal magnetism, but I know I’d go crazy if my kibble wasn’t on time. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2636 I hate all the drama on reality tv shows 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2637 Would you give this up for the jungle? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2638 Can you paws the TV please? Purrfect! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2639 That's some bad cat, Hairy. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2640 You’d think he could handle the catnip. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2641 It's okay, but it reminds me of work. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2642 Yes, chef. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2643 He probably has personal chefs & trainers 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2644 Actually in his case anything he might catch goes with stripes. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2645 I love the show but hate the laughtrack. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2646 running into him would be a Cat astrophy 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2647 These reality shows are brutal. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2648 Dude, even I know bugs aren’t worth the effort! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2649 I hear he's Gay. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2650 I really prefer those nature shows that follow humans in their natural environment 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2651 Aren’t you tired of these superhero movies? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2652 I don’t think we’re watching a peaceful transition of power. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2653 No wonder he's raging, he has to live out there. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2654 You know, I always feel her ‘meow” is much worse than her “fssssstt! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2655 Is this the one where he chases the laser pointer? I love that part. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2656 Now here’s a cat I can vote for.” 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2657 He’s lost his youthful charm 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2658 I am so done with this ‘Tiger Week’ crap. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2659 Just once I’d like to see him bring more vulnerability into his role 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2660 You know,my high-school coach wanted me to go pro, too, but I had that claw injurry my senior year 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2661 Yes, I know it’s Jared Leto 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2662 Great cattv video for “Who let the Claws out? Who, who “. - 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2663 What do you think? The resemblance between us is uncanny, huh? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2664 Imagine if we were like that? Must be nice. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2665 Those food particles suggest an inefficient chewing risk. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2666 Don't you wish sometimes we'd never evolved? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2667 I don't care what he says about dogs, mice and squirrels, I'm not going to vote for him. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2668 I could take him. No prob. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2669 Such a terrible waste of energy, this obsessive prowling. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2670 Domestic life is underappreciated 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2671 I don't care what they say. I still think Carole did it. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2672 I can't believe the Acatemy didn't nominate her for this purrformance. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2673 Damn, I wish he showed that kind of passion in the bedroom 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2674 Honey, I still cannot believe he is our son...". "Well, my darling, I do not think these are his innate abilities, because he won in the contest for best genes' pool. I think it is the Catvard thing. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2675 You used to roar like that when we first started seeing each other *sigh* 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2676 Freakin’ Carol Baskin. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2677 Is this the episode where he eats the cat food? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2678 I know he's my real father, but he refuses to take the DNA test. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2679 That's what steriods do to you. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2680 No, it's your turn to wipe the bugs from the screen. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2681 You said we could watch Toddler Videos if I finished my pigeon. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2682 This is distressing. Where was the trigger warning? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2683 I hear he’s prone to rages and acne. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2684 I'd rather sit on the couch and watch. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2685 I know he has clawed people to death, He's not perfect , but he has my vote! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2686 I'm telling you, he CANNOT be our donor dad!! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2687 I've gotta start going to the gym. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2688 You know that used to be me back in High School 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2689 I could have done that. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2690 Amazing what a 7 minute Ab workout program can do 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2691 What kind of tackle was that!? I could catch prey better than these chumps! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2692 Oh wait, I think it’s dubbed. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2693 „I could look like that, if I hadn‘t to take care of that human all day" 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2694 What you first have to realize is that these film cats all have personal trainers. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2695 See honey, all that filler never looks natural. And you can always tell who has veneers 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2696 Big deal! He’s had surgery and is on steroids! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2697 Dad is spewing again- so unbecoming… 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2698 I'm addicted to superhero flicks. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2699 Not to be catty…but he’s full of himself! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2700 I dated him once. All ROAR and no bite. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2701 It's too natural for our decor." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2702 Not her best angle, if we’re being catty.” Jessica E. Meth, Larchmont, N.Y 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2703 I’m hoping for a reality tv napping competition show. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2704 These slasher movies are so unrealistic 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2705 The hunting thing is so eighties. 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
2706 So many damn commercials! 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2707 A bit over the top, don’t you think? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2708 Typical cat humor: "Categorically this movie is a catastrophe. " "Please change the channel, or I shall be catapulted into catatonia." "Good one...." 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2709 Another over-wrought catfood ad. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2710 Ahhh! The 1%. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2711 I liked him better in the first ‘Exterminator’. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2712 They should have hired me to play his part. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2713 It’s not just the eye of the tiger… it’s the thrill of the fight. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2714 Mittens, don’t be a scaredy cat, he’s just acting. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2715 Here’s what I want to know: who changes his litter box? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2716 C'mon bro! My grandma could do it better 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2717 You think we should get back to the wild? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2718 Oh she has definitely had work done. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2719 I am so tired of the same-old same-old. When will they make movies about felines like us? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2720 I scoffed when Yogi said “Cocaine Bear” was offensive, but I get it now. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2721 Garfield he's not. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2722 I wish Hollywood would get back to more realistic portrayals. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2723 Our father never showed him affection. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2724 I used to be so much fitter 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2725 Seems stressful to me. I like the endless stream of kibble and treats. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2726 Do you think she’s had work done? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2727 I think I'll join Gold's Gym. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2728 Tony's insistent we make America grrrreat again! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2729 I love this new Ozempic commercial. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2730 Don't get your fur up. He's been autotuned. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2731 I can take him.. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2732 Go ahead girl…you do you 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2733 I would like to see the exact same storyline, but with a more diverse cat. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2734 I should not have taken that edible. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2735 I love this show. The characters are so catty! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2736 We don't need to get out more. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2737 I hear gazelle meat can be kind of stringy. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2738 Catoon binge watching 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2739 Man it's always thrilling to catch up with family. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2740 Maybe we SHOULD start working out! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2741 and that’s what you call, a Karen 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2742 You should watch the reunion - that's when the claws really come out 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2743 Does this fight even advance the plot? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2744 Do you think we’re overdoing it on the true crime shows? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2745 Give me til December and I'll have a growl like that 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2746 That could totally be me if I just spent a little less time each day licking myself 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2747 This is why Dad calls us wasted potential. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2748 He looks just like your uncle Charlie. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2749 He must be on cat food steroids. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2750 Okay, yeah, he is sexy and cool but I bet he lives like a cat. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2751 That's not real... 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2752 Do you think if I keep working out I could look like that? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2753 Can't believe he was nominated for an Academoeward for this. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2754 I hear those aren’t his real teeth 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2755 This isn't Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2756 We need to get off this couch 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2757 He started out on. Cereal box. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2758 Tiger got your tongue? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2759 I heard that he's a complete love puppy at home. He takes out the garbage and licks the dishes clean! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2760 Too much plastic surgery, don't you think? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2761 Hey Domestic Short-Hair, keep your eye on the tiger. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2762 He's looking alot older. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2763 Evolution. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2764 Dear, I think that's enough Animal Planet. Let's turn in. Exhausted. I've been up for fifteen minutes. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2765 Could you please change the channel, I hate politics. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2766 I miss those days when I could hiss with the best of them. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2767 Sure, we could be accused of catatonic viewing, but I like to think of it as aspirational. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2768 And I’m stuck here on the couch with you! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2769 Geez...I still find it hard to believe that our ancestors were such brutal animals. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2770 His wiki page says he’s 5’8” but I bet he’s really only 5’5” 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2771 They don’t make movies about “the little guy” anymore. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2772 Don't complain. If that were me, you wouldn't be sitting here on this memory foam couch. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2773 And they actually thought the name Tiger would suit me 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2774 I don’t know, Burt. Even though Uncle Felix lives in the wild — I’d rather keep paying rent. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2775 I really think I should try going Caleo. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2776 The athletes get all the attention. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2777 They call it "Reality TV," but it's just so much manufactured drama. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2778 I can never remember what streaming channel has ball of string. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2779 Not that you mention it, I guess this is kinda like our owner Joey and his friend Ira watching Monday Night Football. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2780 I knew him when he was a barista on the corner." 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2781 Don’t compare yourself. You know he is a nepo ! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2782 what an idiot, he totally missed that gazelle 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2783 Oh well, so much for heredity. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2784 Celebrity Apprentice again? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2785 His accent is hard to understand; can we turn on subtitles? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2786 ‘Dad when I grow up …’ ‘No son’. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2787 Those steroids really did me in. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2788 It's all CGI nowadays. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2789 Actors! I bet he has not caught even one mouse in his whole life! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2790 Has she had work done? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2791 It must be kitty porn. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2792 Can you please stop asking where we know him from and just watch? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2793 I hate watching horror movies. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2794 Before Anger Management, that was me 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2795 Woof, and I thought our election cycle was rough." 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2796 I was really hyped for this show, but it’s just a catastrophe. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2797 Yeah but they don't have any humans to ignore. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2798 You always liked those macho cats. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2799 No Dave, you couldn't "look like that of you wanted", you're a house cat. I bet he's a real beast... 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2800 It's a jungle in there. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2801 I hate these aspirational self-help shows. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2802 Is this the one where he mauls the housewives or devours the bachelors? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2803 Do you think they made me look fat? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2804 This reliance on CGI is getting out of hand! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2805 I can see why he left her, she's so catty. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2806 this kitty is on steroids. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2807 Let me guess. This commercial is about cat food, too. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2808 This actor always chews up the scenery. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2809 I would hunt and kill also, but I'm always so full 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2810 You think he’ll live long enough to be in the sequel? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2811 I hear he was caught taking PETs, you know, Performance Enhancing Treats. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2812 Well, I can tell he is not Persian! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2813 Why is mom always hungry? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2814 Weow these campaign ads lately, have been getting ferocious. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2815 I guess its too late to go back to our roots. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2816 Her older films were better. The scripts were more convincing, and she roared with conviction then. It's clear she only did this for the paycheck. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2817 I could do totally do that after a little training 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2818 Too dumb to use a litter box. No wonder they're endangered. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2819 That's totally you! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2820 Meh - I could take him any time 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2821 All bluster and no policies to Make America Growl Again. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2822 I bet she doesn’t eat carbs. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2823 It really is always the husband 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2824 A cat would never react that way to a ball of yawn. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2825 When did you say the owners were coming back? 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2826 Not another superhero flick! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2827 They really did a good job making you look scary for that role. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2828 Cats Rule. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2829 This is too exciting for me. Let's change it to the bird channel. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2830 He acts like a tough kitty, But his wife tells him what to do. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2831 I’m sick and tired of these superhero movies. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2832 Isn't that your half brother? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2833 Gosh, whatever happened to Joe Exotic? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2834 That's what lies beyond the screen door. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2835 I can't believe we ever had that much energy. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2836 *sigh* here’s Grandpa’s documentary again 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2837 Twenty minutes in and no naps? What do they take us for? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2838 How come he didn’t look that powerful in person? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2839 Ahh, I used to be like that back in my younger days. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2840 Remember when you used to look like that? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2841 That’s my cousin Larry. He’s a bit of a show off. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2842 I could do that if I had the same CGI. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2843 I’m not sure about this cat version of ‘Call Of The Wild.’” 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2844 I'm glad you're not like her. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2845 Yup. Anger management issues. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2846 Dude I’m totally stuck right now, that was some crazy nip 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2847 Sexy yes, but being involved with those bad boys never works out. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2848 I really need to start working out… 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2849 He can def get it 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2850 He’s trying to be fierce, but he’s only scratching the surface. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
2851 I need to get out more... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2852 Catnip? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2853 Dad still needs therapy 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2854 Sheesh, say it don't spray it 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2855 Binging certainly has a different meaning on the savanna. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2856 He’s actually short. They stand him on a box. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2857 At least one of us made it to the big screen. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2858 I usually just purr and curl up at their feet when I'm hungry. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2859 Hard to believe, but he was the runt of the litter. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2860 I guess smoking really did stunt our growth. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2861 I read that he likes to knock stuff off the counter too. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2862 I bet she’s had work done. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2863 I can tell by that look in your eyes that you like the aggressive type more than me. Maybe we could try a nine-way? 1.2000 0.05911 95 84 3 8
2864 I thought I was getting 'The Cat in a Hat' 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2865 He's so last season. I could've downed that wildebeest way faster. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2866 These reality shows are all staged 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2867 Yeah, I could do that. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2868 I could totally do it better than that guy 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2869 I could take him out in 5 seconds. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2870 That tiger is taking so long to kill his prey, I bet if we were on that show we would get it done way quicker. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2871 Makes you wonder what immortal hand or eye did frame our fearful symmetry. Contest 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2872 Tiger kings. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2873 TV Guide says it's National Geographic. I say it's cultural appropriation. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2874 Why so hot? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2875 Im disappointed in how the media is representing us 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2876 We should maybe check out ancestry.com… 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2877 I know I said this last year, but this is the year I use the gym membership. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2878 I told you. If you watch enough episodes with me, you'll earn your stripes! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2879 Yeah, but how many clean bedsheets has he thrown up on? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2880 Is this how you pictured married life? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2881 Hey! Notice the resemblance??? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2882 Wow, cousin Joyce really is a cougar. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2883 So much CGI these days. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2884 I want to be a lawyer too when I grow up. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2885 He’s clearly your distant cousin. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2886 I think I do like it better without subtitles. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2887 Aren’t you getting sick of these reality shows? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2888 She's all phfffffffft and no R O A R . 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2889 I can 't believe he ate the whole thing. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2890 These fancy feast commercials are really getting out of hand.. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2891 I could still take him. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2892 Yeah, that could've been me. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2893 ''I guarantee you these shows are all scripted'' 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2894 Everybody looks bigger on television. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2895 I bet he is not that smart 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2896 Wilderness therapy is definitely not for us 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2897 These extreme survival shows are getting so intense. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2898 That’s some big cat energy right there 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2899 Once again, the media is setting up unrealistic expectations. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2900 It was much better when joe exotic was part of the show 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2901 Has to be AI. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2902 I hear they had work done” 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2903 Is this a spin-off of "The Bear? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2904 Keeping up with the Katdashians 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2905 I don’t know if we should do couples counseling over zoom anymore. Our therapist seems so disengaged 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2906 so it’s true that the camera makes you look bigger… 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2907 You vs the cat she told you not to worry about 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2908 You think the boar will escape this time? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2909 He roared so we could couch. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2910 Honey, wasn't she in Gladiator? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2911 Sure, we could look like that too, if we didn’t have a full-time job making sure all the doors in the house are never closed. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2912 Can't believe our ancestors got recorded on TV while we are worshipped on the Internet 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2913 Real house cats of Orange County 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2914 I’ve tried, but I will never be a fan of foreign films. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2915 After an hour looking for something to watch on Netflix, this is what we landed on? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2916 Bro doesn’t even look like he works out 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2917 No for real Doug, what have we become??….what have we become? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2918 The camera adds twenty million years of evolution. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2919 I still can't believe that they evolved from us 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2920 He's suing because the wolves got relocated to Yellowstone and he didn't. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2921 I'm glad we quit catnip. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2922 I think my symmetry's just as fearful as his! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2923 Hard to believe he's one of us. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2924 Go get'em Tiger! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2925 No bro, Serengeti tough ain’t Brooklyn tough. If he’s facing these rats around here he’s just a big pussy, I promise.” 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2926 You can say it a thousand times...but it's NOT a Fellini movie. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2927 It's like life outside is just so feral, you know? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2928 I get what they're saying, but I still think it was the husband. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2929 The cat she tells you not to worry about 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2930 We should have bought a T.V. instead. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2931 I knew him before he went under the knife 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
2932 I would do this scene better." "Of course, darling, of course. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2933 He's losing it big time 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2934 Good grief, it's uncle Harry! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2935 Turn the channel right meow. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2936 It's the new "bundle in the jungle." 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2937 He's no pussy... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2938 Honey, this true crime obsession of yours is starting to worry me. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2939 We need to go on a safari “ 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2940 Is this the mane event? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2941 He’s my cousin 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2942 I watch movies to escape, not to see myself onscreen 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2943 I am tired of this feline-centric worldview. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2944 Why do humans still act like that?" 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2945 Bob, isn’t that your cousin Gerald from your moms side? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2946 I used to date him. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2947 If i could be any animal i'd choose that one. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2948 Ok, see this is where they lose me, it's all fantasy. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2949 My Oscar winning cousin…he’s loaded! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2950 See? Totally regressed. Told you catnip was a gateway drug. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2951 I hate these reality shows. Can't we watch 'Cats'??" 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2952 Commercials always make me hungry. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2953 Reminds me of your mom. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2954 Can we put on subtitles? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2955 He’s not as tall in person 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2956 Psychotherapy during covid 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2957 I’d be hangry too if I didn’t have my own chef 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2958 I tell ya’, I coulda’ been a contenda’. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2959 i’m sure he’s got some work done. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2960 He is more handsome than the bachelor !!! Love to Meet him! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2961 Do you think he practices those roars in front of a mirror, or is it all natural? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2962 And people say we're untrainable. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2963 Wait, I thought he got voted off last week. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2964 My New Year’s resolution is to stop comparing myself to unrealistic standards 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2965 Finally, a worthwhile remake. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2966 I forget - was he talking to Siegfried or Roy? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2967 He's only half the cat you are honey... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2968 Who cares about his preferences? He's one good-looking cat. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2969 His form isn't Olympic worthy, to be honest. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2970 Her lines don’t move, she has Botox. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2971 I guess their food bowl was empty? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2972 I think we have a better life 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2973 Not everyone can be a TV star, but I think my stripes are neater 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2974 I wish he wasn't always typecat. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2975 Wow! Thank you evolution. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2976 C’mon, I coulda done better than that 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2977 I find this very performative. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2978 I’m sick of true crime, let’s watch something else. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2979 : "I'm so tired of these unrealistic expectations" 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2980 If I was in better shape 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2981 He's trying too hard. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2982 I don't get how big cats are on TV, but I also don't get why we're sitting on a couch watching. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2983 Way too many ads for gym memberships if you ask me. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2984 He hasn’t been good about staying in touch with the family. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2985 She's the Barbie of cats - unrealistic body image. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2986 That’s who we used to be. But can we be greeeeeat, again? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2987 Frank, I'm starting to think our 'Finding Your Inner Tiger' seminar is a bit too immersive. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2988 Body image expectations are out of control!! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2989 I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2990 No it's not airbrushed. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2991 Judged? Maybe, but I also feel very cozy. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2992 And that's my uncle. Spitting image of my brother, who he's spitting out in the photo. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2993 We need a new TV -- that tiger is not burning bright. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2994 This is why you don't have it to audition for America's Got Felines. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2995 They find the most ridiculous people for reality TV. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2996 Dad! Please switch back to ‘ I Can Has Cheezburger?’ 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2997 Overacting? Sure. But we do the same when we see a mouse. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2998 Somewhere along the evolutionary path was the vicious-or-cute fork in the road, and, well, that explains this sofa... 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2999 You think our kid's gonna be strong like that when he's older? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3000 We should have got a smaller screen. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3001 I feel I haven't earned my stripes 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3002 Oh, it's another repeat. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3003 Bro, do you seriously not think he's juicing? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3004 Is he dyeing his stripes now? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3005 Nothing against you, but I need someone like that to shake up my boring life 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3006 I bet those claws aren’t real. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3007 That "fierce apex predator" lifestyle is way over rated. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3008 I read he’s still battling an addiction to tranquilizer darts and is doing college mascot gigs or something. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3009 My pronouns are "he/his" ... I'll never be him. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3010 Exotic content. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3011 He roars it like it is. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3012 I bet he doesn't have nine lives 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3013 it's AI generated 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3014 Vicious, yes. But does he have rizz? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3015 The commercials are better than the show again 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3016 We would have been that big if only our servants fed us we instructed them! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3017 Man these motivational shows are getting out of hand! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3018 Let him rule his jungle - we domesticated man. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3019 Even if I worked out every day, I still don’t think I could get that fiercely ripped. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3020 With claws like that, he must hear 'No, bad kitty' a lot. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3021 I won't believe any of it until they ban steroids. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3022 More big cat IP, mined for straight-to-streamer content, at the expense of the indie pawteur. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3023 Why do you always want to watch true crime shows? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3024 Fine, I'll start working out. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3025 At least I'm not THAT mean to you. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3026 Wow, so cool, you're a big ass tiger. Awesome. You live in fucking Siberia bro. You're literally Russian. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3027 You know I’m related to him on my mothers side. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3028 I hear this is the most dramatic season ever of the Catchelorette” 🐅 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3029 « How did we end up like this? » 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3030 We all make our own choices 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3031 I could totally look like that, I just need my human to order the newest Peloton cat tree for me. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3032 Can you imagine that cats live like that? How uncivilized! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3033 I'm sorry - just how does this prove the theory of evolution? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3034 Now that is Denzel Washington of cats. :) 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3035 All the participants in these 'reality shows' are actually just wannabe actors, you know. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3036 Times are tough, my aunt is advertising mouth wash these days 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3037 Can you imagine having to clean his cat box? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3038 I saw him once. He didn't wave back. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3039 #Oscars so tabby... 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3040 Pre--or Post Evolution? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3041 Where are the subtitles? That accent's killing me. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3042 We were in cub scouts together. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3043 No flies on him. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3044 Grandpa was famous! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3045 So floffy finally did it to Hollywood 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3046 You’re not gonna believe this Peaches,but I used to beat up on him when he was a small nobody 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3047 I couldve kept up with him back in high school 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3048 It’s so boring when they pixelate. Where are the entrails? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3049 Are you sure this is Tiger King? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3050 The Rules of The Game..... 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3051 I don’t look like that when I eat, do I? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3052 He’s my hero. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3053 That's my cousin. She's a bitch. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3054 You know he got his big break when he toured with Cat Stevens. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3055 This is way too messy; I'm gonna become a vegetarian… 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3056 He’s going for a second term 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3057 Tragically, there will never be another Martina Luther Cat. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3058 It's the Animal Planet's remake of Natural Born Killers. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3059 It's either AI or CGI, cuz I don't know any kitties that big. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3060 I wonder where she gets her nails done. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3061 I read he picketed with the striking writers, before eating them. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3062 I could’ve done that if my high school coach didn’t cut me 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3063 If they pan to Taylor Swift again I’m turning it off 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3064 Well I can do that. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3065 There are too many unrealistic standards for us cats to live up to nowadays. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3066 I love these David Cattenborough programmes 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3067 Why do we always have to watch the animal channel? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3068 I don’t know honey, I think these meow enhancement commercials set unrealistic expectations 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3069 What a hero. And I heard there was no mouse or dancing lights involved in this scene. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3070 The big cats in Washington are sure getting bold in these congressional hearings 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
3071 You know my cousin went to high school with him. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3072 That cat is wild 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3073 He may have eaten all of his opponents, but his foreign policy is great. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3074 I heard a lot about this Tiger King. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3075 Looks like another case of celeb self-importance 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3076 Your cousin always was a showoff. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3077 I hate superhero movies. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3078 Love David Attenborough 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3079 That looks overacted 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3080 Those stripes are not working, sister.... 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3081 Imagine having to live in the wild 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3082 You think I should get stripes? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3083 Jeez, he needs feral cat therapy! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3084 Dang, that tin roof was really hot. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3085 He’s my Tiger King. Rawr 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3086 I hope he gets nine life sentences. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3087 It's all AI 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3088 Thank goodness we evolved owners. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3089 A I cat food sure makes a difference!! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3090 I bet he has a trainer. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3091 Ugh, I'm sick of beauty standards 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3092 She can be your celebrity crush, just don't expect me to look like her 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3093 He may seem tough but I could beat him at laser tag any day. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3094 He has nothing on Daniel Day-Lewis. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3095 I went on a safari last week and this scene is just sooo staged! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3096 I think he’s my real father 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3097 I love watching my uncle perform on TV. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3098 Sure, but I can knock a glass of water off the table without any super powers. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3099 He’s okay, but that last guy was way stronger. I don’t even know why he’s competing. I’d be embarrassed if that was me... 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3100 Everyone has a plan, until they get pawed in the face. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3101 Nice to see the perspective of the feline gaze in media these days 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3102 I don't care what science says. They did not evolve from us. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3103 Bradley Cooper has gone too far this time. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3104 Someday, Marge….someday! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3105 Yeah, I was up for 'Life of Pi' too. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3106 I don't think I want to go back to that "living in the wild" thing. This sofa is too comfy. Do you want a treat from the kitchen? I'll go and beg. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3107 He may be bigger and stronger than me, but I doubt they make a covered litter box big enough for him to have any privacy. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3108 I'm told he has 400,000 followers. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3109 What a pussy. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3110 It's a deep fake. Our humans killed all the real ones ages ago. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3111 Was he in that new meow-rval movie? He looks so familiar… 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3112 ‘Is that what I’m like in the morning?’ 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3113 Isn't evolution the best? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3114 Do you want some popcorn? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3115 Work smart not hard, am I right? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3116 I hear they're much smaller in real life. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3117 Do you get upset when you're hungry? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3118 I don’t understand why they portray us this way. Look at us really..it’s so discriminating 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3119 This couch could use more back support. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3120 Not many hosts maul the contestants for wrong answers. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3121 Look how we’ve evolved as a species. Imagine a life without carpet? Nothing to ruin or vomit on! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3122 Please tell me that’s all hair and makeup. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3123 You may not think I'm as cool as him because he's on TV, but your mother chose me because I keep my claws off the Herman Miller. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3124 He's actually quite short. They just make him look him look big with low camera angles. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3125 No, seriously, that's my cousin! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3126 He's not so tough. I bet I could take him! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3127 Frankly the relation to Michel Foucault's life is not obvious 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3128 Bred in captivity for the amusement of humans” is hitting kinda close to home. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3129 He always said this was what he would do with his seventh life. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3130 You ever think about joining a gym? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3131 I have to start working out. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3132 I remembering it being your week to take notes. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3133 Just what I need – another gym ad! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3134 It’s obviously a deepfake. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3135 Now be honest, Mom. Is that my real Dad? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3136 I preferred the smaller screen. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3137 Wow, these old black and white films were really graphic. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3138 Exercise via mirror neuron activation … my favourite type of PE. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3139 Look honey, it’s grandpa’s finest roll. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3140 Man dude calm down 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3141 Oh this reminds me… did your 23nFlea results say how much Neandercat ancestry you have? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3142 I knew him when he was a nobody ... 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3143 This movie is grrrrreat! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3144 They say he’s a pussycat in real life. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3145 Typical Hollywood unrealistic body standards. Let's change back to the guy who loves lasagna. 1.1919 0.05310 99 86 7 6
3146 She's a huge star, and the best we can hope for is to end up on the Real House Cats of New York. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3147 I'm gonna pop some mice in the microwave. Want some? 1.1919 0.05310 99 86 7 6
3148 OK - impressive, but you can't believe everything you see on TV. Remember that canned cat food that made us into couch potatoes? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3149 Count your blessings. We can still has cheezburger. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3150 I worry about how this toxic masculinity will affect kittens. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3151 Another rich beautiful Hollywood star playing an everyday ordinary cat. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3152 He's a Cutie! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3153 Shows you what makeup can do. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3154 Oh, give me a break. National Geographic's film quality sucks!! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3155 The children shouldn't see this. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3156 At least it's a protagonist that looks like us. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3157 I would roam the jungle like him but someone has to keep the couch warm for you babe. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3158 Cat got your tongue?? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3159 Do you really need closed captions? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3160 Take that Lassie, Scooby-Doo, the lot of you. Cats’ Lives Matter! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3161 I auditioned for that 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3162 Can you skip ad? we have enough cat food 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3163 Wow, so this new “Cats Gone Wild” show is something else 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3164 You don’t want to know what happened to the Yankees. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3165 I’m glad someone from Tiger King is doing well. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3166 I think thats my spirit animal. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3167 If I had her chops, I'd send some great white hunters to early graves. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3168 That’s what I want to be when I grow up. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
3169 That wasn’t even a real snake, it was a cucumber. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3170 Don’t you think I look like him? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3171 This explains why I heard you meowing in your sleep the other night 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3172 Love a good comeback story 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
3173 Jungle Book again, are you kitting me? It didn’t meow me the first time. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3174 Come on now, you’ve got to keep your eye on the gazelle. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3175 This kind of performance is slowly going extinct. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3176 Hey all you cool cats and kittens 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3177 Am I supposed to be impressed? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3178 Can we watch something besides the taxidermy channel? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3179 His claws are not all he still has. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3180 One day, I hope I grow up to be like THAT 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3181 Is that what'll happen to us when we grow up? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3182 They should have traded for Tony. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3183 Enough of the History Channel, let’’s go lick ourselves. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3184 I could do that too if I wanted to,you know? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3185 What would I not give to have such a superpower as hyperallergenic dander? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3186 Sure he made the big time, but at what price? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3187 There is a bug over there on the wall. It is absolutely riveting! 1.1910 0.05734 89 78 5 6
3188 Yes, but can he play a piano? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3189 Thank God we domesticated those humans 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3190 Real House Cats of the Jungle is my favorite. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3191 It's just a big cat. What's there to be scared of? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3192 My first role; I must have been on my second or third life. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3193 It's tough out there. So glad we live in a bubble 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
3194 We should switch to the nature channel; this reality TV stuff is getting out of paw. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3195 He just has no class. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3196 Better watching it than doing it. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3197 I wouldn't have bothered either, but it turns out that the Cat Channel comes with basic cable. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3198 Too much. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3199 Watching old videos of myself just makes me feel old and lazy. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3200 The camera added about 500 pounds in my case. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3201 I could do that too, if went to the gym. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3202 He's not my lion king 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3203 See, why can’t you be more like that?? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3204 I don’t know, the Tiger Cut of Life of Pi looks too violent for me 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3205 ‘I know they say it every year, but this really IS the most dramatic season of The Catchelor yet’ 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3206 He is on Fitbit promo now selling 100,000 steps a day is a must” 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3207 Of course Garfield is narrating. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3208 I bet you anything he takes a nap in the next scene. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3209 Wonder how much catnip they’re paying him for this. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3210 Why did you divorce him? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3211 MEOWWWWWWW. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3212 That’s gonna be me one day 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3213 movies push such unrealistic body standards 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3214 Handsome devil,isn’t he? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3215 I still think Keanu is a better John Wick. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3216 It's no wonder they put us in foster care. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3217 All that macho posing doesn't do a thing for me. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3218 'Big Cats of the Serengeti' is fine, but I prefer "Real Housecats of Long Island' 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3219 Sure, he's fierce, but you should see what I can do to a twist tie. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3220 What a primitive species. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3221 I'm sure if I had his personal trainer, I could like like that too. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3222 I think in neuroscience they refer to it as the genetic load. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3223 Definitely not a catnip movie. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3224 He really deserves an aCATemy award for this. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3225 This “4K” TV only looks good on this one channel. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3226 I know he's a terrifying predator but I feel like he speaks for us. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3227 Use your imagination...my mom put on the parental controls. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3228 I could have done that, but why quit my day job here for all those kibbles? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3229 I hope Marvin doesn’t decide to come back home any time soon. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3230 There’s no way his jawline is natural. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3231 Come on…nobody actually looks like that. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3232 and I.... am ironcat 🤌✨ 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3233 Rage Against the Meowchine 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3234 I 'm still traumatized by Judi Dench's appearance as Old Deuteronomy. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3235 Big deal, she can bring down a zebra, but how would she handle sharing a litter box. Michael A. Smith, Jacksonville FL 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3236 The best part is coming up, where she gets the gazelle. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3237 Everyone loses when the Bengals aren't in the Super Bowl. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3238 I dunno. I just would rather watch some local news. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3239 Third world country war footage is so depressing. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3240 You could look like that too if you took all the steroids they said he took. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3241 He looks good, we should do Paleo this year. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3242 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male… 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3243 That was me before I decided to settle down. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3244 ‘“On the evolutionary scale I would say we are doing just fine, we are not going extinct!” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3245 Clearly, my plan to awaken your passion has backfired. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3246 Yeah, he's got some anger issues. Which reminds me, we gotta stop at the dispensory for some more catnip. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3247 Oh I’ve seen this movie before. Her name is Cat-niss Everdeen. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3248 57 channels (and nothin’ on). 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3249 Finding Your Roots 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3250 tiger ? i barely know her ! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3251 Sorry, I can't wait . Can you put it on "paws" I gotta use the litter box. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3252 I hope I could be like him. Earning fortunes by just roaring and smearing some blood. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3253 Oh honey, do we have watch this again so you can get turned on? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3254 Evolution did us dirty, Biscuit 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3255 That's our cousin Mr.Buttons finally making into Hollywood 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3256 Felix, isn't it amazing how far we've come? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3257 ”Oh, it’s Cat-astrophe! I love that movie 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3258 Yeah,but I hear he doesn't do his own stunts. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3259 I shot this back in the day when Himalayan meant more than just me on a couch. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3260 I'm not sure I can channel my inner saber tooth right now." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3261 The Housewives of Serengeti is the best show ever 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3262 I always thought these cats on the survival programs were showing off. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3263 Woof. Am I right? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3264 Is this supposed to be representation? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3265 Some of these athletes really go overboard on the steroids. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3266 He obviously doesn't know a thing about stripes. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3267 I heard that he trained for years at The Animals Studio. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3268 So, fake... 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3269 I heard the camera adds 10 pounds 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3270 I’m pretty sure I dated him in high school 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3271 I just think she's really let herself go. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3272 Pocket sand! Sh-sh-sha! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3273 Feline Feud always reminds me of our Thanksgiving dinners 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3274 This reality TV isn't the Cat's Paw. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3275 Poor thing. This is what happens when the canned tuna runs out. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3276 And they expect us to believe he put that muscle on naturally? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3277 It’s just another meow meow bang bang film” 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3278 I’ve seen this one before…he’s allergic to catnip! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3279 Who's she married to? 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3280 Maybe I should get back to the gym. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3281 Talk about toxic catculinity… 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3282 … and meow is the winter of our discontent” 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3283 Daniel Tiger is so hot. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3284 CEASEFIRE MEOW 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3285 Special effects. Nobody looks like that in real life! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3286 I told you my crazy cousin got on TV. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3287 I just don't understand your morbid obsession with the Predator channel! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3288 Big deal. I could do that if I wanted to get off this couch, fly to India, and find an antelope. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3289 But do they have paw-dicures in Africa? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3290 Nepo kitty." 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3291 Not exactly MGM. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3292 I think we paid too much for it. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3293 I wonder where his litter box is 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3294 Wow, that's what a grown cat should look like... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3295 Man, what's his problem? "He's not himself without a snicker's bar. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3296 After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a TIGER, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a COMMON HOUSE CAT! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3297 Just another war-mongering bully. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3298 Somehow this is more terrifying than Shark Week. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3299 She's totally had work done. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3300 Wanna bet they show Taylor Swift? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3301 Cough up the remote will ya? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3302 Can you believe our ancestors used to eat people which motivated humans to invent cat food. exhausting 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3303 Oh, please, not another biopic! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3304 He's been a real stud on my fantasy team this year. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3305 He's my favorite for Best Actor. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3306 I think it’s time to chew the cord. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3307 You know what they say ... if you remember the '60s you weren't there! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3308 I hope to grow up just like that. But for now, where are our snacks? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3309 If I cut out treats, I could look like that. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3310 That prey is CLEARLY rigged! 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3311 Too much work for me. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3312 He’s not THAT good looking 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3313 I hate how my voice sounds and I look so fat. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3314 I played for a bit in high school, but these cats are on a whole a whole other level. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3315 So you want a bigger cat? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3316 There's no way those stripes are natural. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3317 ME..."'s just the intro. Wait'll you see the "...OOWWW!! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3318 I swear I thought that guy was gonna peak in high school." #newyorkercaptioncontes 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3319 I thought you said this was going to be a comedy. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
3320 Everything looks bigger on TV. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3321 Covid. Man, I have to get back to the gym. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3322 I took the role without reading the script. Stephen King wrote it. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3323 She's had work. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3324 Do you think Carole Baskins killed her husband? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3325 You cannot expect me to live up to these unrealistic standards by the media 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3326 Hollywood has really gotten out of hand with the blatant steroid use 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3327 - Who does he think he is? - Mr. Big Teeth! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3328 Catflix. Netflix is for Fish. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3329 Maybe I should audition for Survivor. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3330 I do admire not having to deal with the litter box. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3331 i’m so sick of seeing celebrities set such unrealistic body standards 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3332 Yeah, but can he catch a mouse? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3333 He’s a cat, I wonder if he has a barbed penis like we do? 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
3334 I could do that if I worked out. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3335 Pause it if you would, hon. I need to take a hairball break. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3336 That looks like a lotta work. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3337 Give me a hit of catnip and I could take him. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3338 I think we should see other species. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3339 Is that Tony? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3340 ' I love this close caption.Meow!" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3341 Can we watch Judge Judy? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3342 I finished Netflix in my third life. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3343 Pussy… 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3344 I'm getting real sick of these unrealistic beauty standards media. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3345 Even if he IS on my “freebie” list, it’s not like I’m ever going to meet him. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3346 Did you see that stumble on the dismount? It's like a triple tuck isn't even that hard. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3347 Okay but how is that TV standing up? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3348 It’s like they saw my life and put it on TV. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3349 Maybe we need to invite Grandpa here, to chill out a bit 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3350 Maybe she should lay off the nip in January? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3351 The camera adds five hundred pounds. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3352 Folks keep telling me I look like him. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3353 Evolution is a wondrous thing, Susan. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3354 If I had a trainer, chef, and stylist like him, I’d look that good too. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3355 Ya know, Felix... sometimes I feel like I'm not living up to my full potential. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3356 Yeah that was my ex in my first life 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3357 I'm bored with the Cat Channel. Let's see if Food TV has a zebra recipe. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3358 This show is the cat's meow! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3359 This is where we get off the couch and raise our energy levels. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3360 I have a whole can of tuna riding on this one. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3361 I read that he does all of his own stunts. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3362 I’m assuming you’re thinking “I bet HE got HIS degree”. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3363 Did they really have to remake ‘Tiger King?’ 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3364 You know watching Animal Planet is so pedestrian…change the channel! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3365 Classic example of the feline gaze. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3366 ' There you go again they got a dog to play the role of a tiger!' 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3367 We used to be animals 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3368 Dem !! Wild life is too savage for me !! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3369 I'm so tired of these superhero movies. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3370 I know we do a lot of nip, but we're not as strung out as that guy. Are we? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3371 These true crime shows are getting a little to close to home 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3372 I’ve moved on from gratuitous violence 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3373 I bet they can’t even run that fast. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3374 What was the name of that Broadway show she was in? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3375 I'd vote for him - he's just like me 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3376 could you get the door, I think its DogDash. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3377 How was he snubbed for an Oscar? There would be no Jungle Book without Shere Khan. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3378 Are we suppose to empathize with this guy? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3379 I mean, if it weren't for that paw injury I got in Mrs. Johnson's flower bed, that would be me, man, that would be me. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
3380 There's too much violence on the tube these days. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3381 70 percent of male cats believe they could beat a tiger in a fight. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3382 What do we know her from? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3383 Wow, fame really changed cousin Morty 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3384 I hate HD - you can see every whisker that's out of place. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3385 Is it too late to set my New Years' resolution? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3386 When will they learn? Become domesticated and you food is literally plopped in front of your face! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3387 Isn't DNA Testing Amazing! Wonder who else will turn up in our family tree 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3388 Yeah, it should be claw, claw, BITE. Kids these days. No technique. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3389 Okay,I prefer being domesticated . 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3390 Tab was always an overachiever 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3391 I can barely remember ever being that scrappy. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3392 So that's your "hall pass?" What a minx! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3393 I could have a body like that if I gave up carbs. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3394 Doesn't she ever nap? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3395 Yeah,I could do that. I was a predator in high school. But these streaming subscriptions won’t pay for themselves. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3396 And…cut! Great job, everyone! The New Yorker will Venmo your fees in 30 to 60 days. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3397 The whole time I was a kitten,it was “Tommy this” and “Tommy that.” 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3398 I knew him in cub scouts. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3399 Not really - I was getting so tired of trying to keep them sharp..... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3400 Could have been me if I didn't blow out my knee in high school 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3401 She is a spitting image of us! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3402 We were uncivilized beasts in the past 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3403 It's not that I feel inadequate, I'm just sick and tired of seeing so many super hero movies. 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
3404 My personal jungle is right here, on this sofa 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3405 Why can't they use ordinary cats like us instead of all these fabulously beautiful people to play some of these parts? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3406 If he was here,I’d kick his ass. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3407 Mom was in a bad mood yesterday. Glad this wasn't directed at me. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3408 I sure hope he is convicted before the election. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3409 Some have said he’s my celebrity doppelgänger. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3410 I just never figured shy little Punkin' as the cat who'd make it to Animal Planet 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3411 You know this is all scripted right? In person he's just a pussycat. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3412 Remember when we used to see realistic body types on tv? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3413 Nature documentary? More like feline reality TV. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3414 I doubt he watches cute cat videos. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3415 See where catnip will get you. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3416 Me so horny! 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3417 DiCatprio’s really going after that Oscar this year 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3418 I could look like that if I had a chef and trainer, too. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3419 Christian Bale really transforms for his roles. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3420 Our human better not jump there and block our viewing. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3421 I was excited about Mickey, but I don’t like Tigger in the public domain. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3422 It's all special effects. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3423 I’m so glad our distant relatives keep their distance. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3424 I can’t believe the final episode of Keeping Up With the Katashians is finally here 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3425 Sure, I could be apex if I wanted to but who wants to spend all that time cleaning blood off their paws? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3426 It's like we're watching my grandparent's home movies. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3427 You reckon that one was an Egyptian God too? 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3428 It's a self-portrait. I call it "Me-Wish!" 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3429 One is never over-dressed or under-dressed with that wild print dress. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3430 The tigress should have given our cousin the rose. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3431 I bet they use a lot of special effects 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3432 For what? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3433 Reminds me of me when we met. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3434 They’re even sexier in high-definition. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3435 These reality shows are actually all scripted, you know. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3436 Finally, a superhero movie that makes sense. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3437 Tiger Mom is really on a roll today! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3438 Sure, I can be like that tonight if that's what you want. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3439 You knew from the beginning that I was fixed and declawed. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3440 You know, these so-called reality shows are actually heavily scripted. Very produced. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3441 You know, technically this just a cat video. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3442 Captivated by their wild cousin 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3443 I still don’t know how evolution brought us here… 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3444 It's GRRREAT! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3445 It's amazing how much we've evolved... 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3446 What a Feline! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3447 Grandpa was a badass. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3448 In his defense, this was a campaign promise. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3449 I can relate so much 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3450 what's his problem? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3451 Ugh! I totally get where she’s coming from right now 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3452 Damn, that must’ve cost a lot in surgeries 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3453 I had those abs in college. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3454 That looks like fun. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3455 That cat isn’t elegant enough for the aCATemy. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3456 Meh, they’re all on steroids these days. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3457 It is hard to believe we are descendants. Just getting up off the couch right now is a lot! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3458 Can we see it in its original roar? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3459 Who could have guessed that putting cats in charge would finally bring peace to the world. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3460 They say if you eat their product for just 29 days, you'll be tearing wildebeest apart. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3461 It's gotta be steroids. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3462 The closeup does make me look a bit larger. Those were real bees they unleashed, though. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3463 How much work do you think he's had done? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3464 I am inspired to hit the gym. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3465 I wonder if he'll mention us in his acceptance speech. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3466 I hope I never get old and angry like that. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3467 Great. Now I'm thinking about William Blake again. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3468 He’s got all 9 left, too. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3469 I told you I'm not moving the couch, I like it "kitty corner". 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3470 You know, if you edit it well and use the right camera angles, we'd be looking all ferocious and lithe too. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3471 Yes, he does all his own stunts, but they say he's really only 10 pounds and a catnip addict. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3472 I guess Fluffy learned Photoshop. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3473 I bet he has bad breath 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3474 But we would have to get a bigger sofa. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3475 I heard his stripes aren’t real. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3476 Glory days! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3477 Americas’s Next Top Cat: I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3478 We have it so much tougher than that guy what with dealing with the things who think they own us. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3479 For once can they try a storyline where the cat is not typecast as the top predator? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3480 I bet I could take him 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3481 I hear he uses steroids. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3482 CGI cats don't cut it. Why can't they use real felines? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3483 I can only binge-watch so much reality TV. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3484 Honey, get the tuna! I'm stressed. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3485 Don't be fooled--all brawn, no brains! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3486 My cousin dated him you know. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3487 It was one of my earlier lives when I was a teen. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3488 Seems like she's had some work done. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3489 Make Cats Great Again 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3490 Not to be a sour-puss, but I'm Team Baskin. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3491 It's his second career. Morris is running for President. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3492 Geez, I’m glad I don’t have to chase no gazelle to have dinner. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3493 I'm up for a horror movie. Let's switch to the Dog Channel. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3494 Surviving in the jungle looks like a lot of work. Where's my dinner? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3495 I think it's overacted. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3496 I heard they ply the contestants with catnip to lower their inhibitions 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3497 Look at those stripes! 8K, babe! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3498 Her acting is grrreat! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3499 A little dramatic don’t you think? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3500 Geez Shirley,these motivational videos just aren’t working for me. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3501 Now that is verisimilitude! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3502 Talk about toxic felinicity! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3503 There's a lot of gratuitous violence in these adult films but I'm into gratuitous violence. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3504 You have got to lay off the cat porn. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
3505 I'm exhausted just watching. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3506 Oh I love seeing Daddy on TV! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3507 This is cat porno? 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3508 That's back in the day when my breath was tantalizing. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3509 Yeah. Domestication sucks. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3510 This is before he got the gig saying "They're grrrrrreat!" 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3511 Isn't it great Earl that we can watch these animals in their natural habitat. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3512 I heard that he just divorced his third wife. She got the cave. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3513 Takeout? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3514 I think this is rated-Rrrrrrr 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3515 If I had professional makeup and costume work I could look like that. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3516 Do you suppose his litter box has been cleaned? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3517 he used to have a lot more stripes, another one who had plastic surgery! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3518 She's so cool she doesn't have to act cool. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3519 Don’t worry snowball, my stunt double did all the fight scenes. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3520 After a month long of staring, and some difficult conversations, Ruby and Oscar decided NOT to hang the motivational poster. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3521 And that, Gerald, is what we would look like if we didn't eat bread. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3522 Purrfect show 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3523 These nature shows freak me out 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3524 Whoa! He's such a thirst trap! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3525 You know, I’d enjoy this show a lot more if you’d stop rubbing your crotch.” 1.1818 0.06055 77 68 4 5
3526 Close your eyes honey 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3527 This Zoom training is for the birds. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3528 A feline mask mandate is not the answer… 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3529 I’d do anything to look like that…other than diet or exercise! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3530 I could never last survive 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3531 Nope! I'll vote for the elephant again 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3532 standards are so unrealistic these days 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3533 Not his best performance. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3534 Wait you’re sure that’s Puss in Boots? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3535 I heard she shows cat nip in this one 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3536 Something’s wrong…I don’t know why it’s not moving. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3537 I can’t believe he couldn’t catch that deer. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3538 You seriously think you could beat a tigress at hunting just because you’re a tomcat? She does this for a living! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3539 I can't believe how he used to look in "Sanctuary Parks & Recreation". 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3540 Talk about unrealistic body goals 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3541 TV violence really is out of hand 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3542 That's how I feel when you don't use the litter box. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3543 Roarlando Groom acting the big beast again. I heard off-screen he's a right little pussy. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3544 I don’t even aspire to that anymore. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3545 I could be him if I wanted to 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3546 If my parents had supported me more, maybe *I* would have a documentary. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3547 Sorry I can't be him. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3548 I always wonder if those guys in the jungle ever miss this comfortable lifestyle. Or maybe they are glad to eat fresh meat everyday instead of the can stuff and poop anywhere they want.? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3549 He’s doing that all WRONG… 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3550 Bake Off just hasn’t been the same since Mary Berry left. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3551 I think Tippy Hedron is about to have a very bad day... 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3552 ’My preferred pronoun is Tiger." 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3553 Is that your mafia cousin ? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3554 Cat 1: Am I high? Cat 2: I don’t think that’s a television 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3555 I hate diet culture. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3556 He juiced for this 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3557 Does it make me a neo-colonialist to watch this stuff and think, "get a life nature boy"? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3558 Domestication isn't for everyone, but it suits me fine 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3559 I’m hoping our television comes real soon, this is getting old. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3560 I bet he saw a putty cat. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3561 Ok so they’ve athletic bodies, I’m more into the power of naps 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3562 I see a boat. What about you? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3563 Yeah he's hot, in a lying flat in front of the fireplace sort of way. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3564 Another Paw and Order marathon? 1.1807 0.05723 83 73 5 5
3565 Actually his bite does look bigger than his meow. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3566 Yeah, they didn't use her good side. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3567 How many times can they play the same litter ad... 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3568 Yeah,I’d date him. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3569 His ninth life can’t come fast enough. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3570 Now that’s a scary cat 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3571 He’s flashy, but I think we’re more advanced… 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3572 Nothing like a good hunt scene to excite my appetite for tinned wet food 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3573 Let's order a 9 Lives pizza and see if he catches the gazelle. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3574 He’s not as scary when I remember he’s two dimensional! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3575 So? I can do that. I can attack prey at will. I used to be an outdoor cat you know. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3576 We've come a long way baby 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3577 I still swear this is a Christmas movie. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3578 Do we really belong from his family? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3579 If I'd been born in the I could've been that. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3580 I saw this last week on CATV. Yarn everywhere at the end.... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3581 And to think they said Cary Grant was a great burgler! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3582 I can't believe you made me watch an entire season of House Cats of Beverly Hills. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3583 I had heard grandpa was a handful but I never expected this! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3584 MGM just hasn't been the same without Leo the lion 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3585 Well, he’d never make it on YouTube. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3586 The is not against you Charlie, but THAT is always the kind of guy I wanted...... 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3587 He’s getting lazy 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3588 And that’s why we floss Cupcake. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3589 Accurate 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3590 I really like watching Catancestrydotcom, don't you? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3591 Now remember, when they get home it’s all “meow meow meow purr purr purr” 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3592 A big cat is really just a cat ! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3593 His name is Joe Tiger? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3594 No way this one’s cake. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3595 With that attitude , she’s definitely not get a rose tonight . 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3596 Do you think he's single? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3597 Sitting indoors on a comfortable couch is the best vantage point for watching and remembering the outdoor excesses of youth. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3598 There has got to be a better way to teach the Pythagorean theorem. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3599 That could have been your father. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3600 That reminds me, did I tell you Darlene's husband died?" 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3601 Mouth breather. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3602 My nephew is "Such" a show-off! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3603 Spoiler alert... He catches the wildebeest and they become BFFs. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3604 If I looked like him, humans wouldn't blame me for scratching the couch every time the dog does it. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3605 Not much of a chase. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3606 Yet another unattainable beauty standard 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3607 Tried that on my owner yesterday. It didn't go well. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3608 He's sexy, but way too intimidating. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3609 That is one angry big dude! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3610 It's crazy how much they pay him to act. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3611 Did I ever tell you I am 1/16 outdoor cat? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3612 You know what they say about television and weight. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3613 Now I see why he's not allowed on the couch 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3614 . Cat right: “God, he’s gorgeous!” Cat left: “He’s dead!” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3615 Thank goodness this isn't in 3D 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3616 Tiger king just doesn’t hit like it used to. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3617 People tell me I look like him. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3618 I think this is the one where he gets chased by a dog. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3619 Someone had too much Catnip tonight! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3620 I’ll stick with my dry kibble, thank you very much… 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3621 Is he spitting out a new virus? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3622 I used to look like that, then we started eating kibble. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3623 Yo uncle Diego is killing it! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3624 The Real Cat Wives of the Sahara is always so dramatic" 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3625 Look at the contrast. I love OLED. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3626 I haven’t been this inspired in years. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3627 I wonder how many cans of cat food his owners feed him. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3628 Finally some representation in the media one once 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3629 Why, yes. I do watch a lot of aspirational videos. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3630 Can you believe how far we’ve evolved 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3631 I think that’s my uncle 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3632 After the steroids, he turned into a completely different cat. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3633 See? On our wedding night, I was a tiger in the bedroom. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3634 Why doesn’t he just eat cat food?” Lanzo Regalbuto age 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3635 Personally I'm glad we evolved to kitty litter and Friskies. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3636 Greta Gerwig really captures our real lives AND the oppressive cat-phobic nature of Hollywood. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3637 Real Housewives of the Jungle is getting to be a little much for me this season. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3638 Flat and furious ! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3639 That cat sure has bad breath doesn't it Bob? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3640 Reality TV bites 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3641 Why can't you catch mice like he can? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3642 Just casually contemplating my place in the food chain. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3643 Apparently a few pounds of orange makeup can make you a star on television. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3644 That's our Aunt Kat. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3645 His first album was better. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3646 You know, he’d be a great governor someday 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3647 Do you think they do their own stunts? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3648 Uncle Tom always wanted to make it big. He started out at a circus in Bangladesh. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3649 You still wish I was him? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3650 Yeah, I wish we could find the remote, too. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3651 I could've gone pro too if it weren't for my bad knee 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3652 He/she/they/tiger should wear a mask, 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3653 He hasn't had our advantages. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3654 Why don't we rend anymore? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3655 I don’t get the appeal. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3656 We evolved from that? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3657 This was his last film, after that incident with the director and his bullhorn. 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
3658 You can tell he’s lip roaring 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3659 He’s a method actor 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3660 You know he's not domesticated, right? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3661 My mom use to always say "Get off the damn couch, and HUNT!" 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3662 Put em up! 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3663 Well i dont know it all just seems unnecessarily energetic to me 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3664 I love the cat Oscars. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3665 Yes, but she's obviously had a lot of work done 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3666 I guess not everyone who looks like us, has it this easy 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3667 I think the lion has more zhuzh. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3668 Meowzers! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3669 I can't believe you like this better than Rashomon. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3670 Yes, he is a traditonal male specimen. but is that always so unattractive? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3671 No more growth hormone for me! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3672 He's not so hot. You can see from here that he's got bad breath! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3673 Does that look like too much effort ? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3674 I thought you had the remote 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3675 Celebrities: They're just like us! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3676 That doesn't look so hard. I bet we could do that. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3677 Martin Scorskitty says it's not a real movie. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3678 Ive been told I look like her, 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3679 Yet another unrealistic standard to live up to… 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3680 Wish she doesn't die at the end every time, that way we can get more than 9 episodes !! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3681 I certainly won't vote for *him*! His attitude is catastrophic! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3682 We could look like that if we hit the gym a few times a week 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3683 Does that kind of behavior turn you on? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3684 I did that once. In Canada. You weren’t there. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3685 You can totally tell the stripes are fake 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3686 Doesn’t deserve the nomination. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3687 I prefer the first Jungle Book. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3688 Bro, I bet if we could get our paws on some of that special nip, we could look like that too. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3689 Do I look like that to you? 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3690 He definitely got some work done. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3691 Now I'll show you how I look after AI enhancement 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3692 I don't know how you can watch these Real Housecats shows. They act like wild animals. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3693 This is me at the butterfly park 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3694 It’s so hard not to compare yourself to others, you know? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3695 That could have been me if I hadn’t sprained my paw in high school. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3696 If only we could find the remote. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3697 I thought they'd come up with another plotline by now. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3698 This movie always reminds me of my mother. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3699 Yeah, Yeah, I know, your grampa was the MGM lion. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3700 That doesn't sound like James Earl Jones. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3701 Close your eyes,this is the scary part where the monster attacks the kitty! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3702 He once put a tiger in our tanks, now he sells Viagra. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3703 This reminds me - did you reschedule your dentist appointment? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3704 You're right. It's better without subtitles. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3705 We are cats watching television. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3706 I hate Brad Kitt. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3707 I'm sure the perks are great but I'd rather have my independence and besides who wants to deal with the paparazzi! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3708 Wow, he's had a lot of work done..." -Eric Neil Gutierrez Los Angeles, C 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
3709 White Tiger! Man, I thought we were past all that. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3710 That is cousin Harry,he has an anger management issue. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3711 If you ask me, this movie is gonna sweep at the Acatemy Awards! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3712 Who writes this stuff? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3713 I think it's a stretch for him to call these his 'happy little mistakes.' 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3714 I'm really irked that the cable company stopped offering the Human Planet network. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3715 Evolution has been a good thing. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3716 remember when we used to be like that before this bastard kept us as a pet? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3717 Your ideal mate? Right. And just like that, the culture has become toxic. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3718 … and then Brenda noticed that it didn’t print out collated, so we had to put all nine copies in order ourselves before the staff meeting started, and Manny always starts on time, so the pressure was really on… 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3719 This guy must work out a lot. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3720 I think he is overacting 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3721 In real life he's a dog. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3722 Iron Chef: Feline 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3723 What a beast! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3724 I could do without all the cutaways to Taylor Swift 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
3725 These superhero films are so unrealistic.” 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3726 We already know how this will end. It's the ninth episode. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3727 I was a lot like that when I was young. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3728 We could do that if we worked out more. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3729 The camera really does add twenty pounds.” 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3730 He still has back alley vibes. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3731 I hear they had to shift him from Nat Geo to the Food Network. He kept marinating his prey. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3732 I can’t believe the Democats approve this message 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3733 Would you ever like to be like that? Nah, we'd probably have to get food on our own 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3734 Oh great, another show selling unrealistic body expectations 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3735 Capped fangs, acrylic claws - in real life she's just one of us. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3736 A big cat will kill you but a little pussy (cat) doesn't hurt anyone. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3737 If that awful Florida Man survives, I’m done with this show, I swear to god. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3738 Let's eat mom when she gets home from work. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3739 So that's what they mean when they say the camera adds ten pounds. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3740 We really need to find that laser pointer. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3741 Oh, don't be so self-conscious. It's like the old saying goes - the camera always adds 180 to 306 kg (397 to 675 lb) for males and 100 to 167 kg (220 to 368 lb) for females. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3742 Oh, good! 'Cats Gone Wild' is on. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3743 That’s it. I’m going on Ozempic. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3744 Yeah, We look different on the television. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3745 He looks like that because it’s his job! I could look like that, too, if all I had to do was work out all day. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3746 I swear, he’s my first cousin twice removed on my mom’s side. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3747 Dude—SO much CGI. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3748 Do you think that cat's on Ozempic? I'd rather be a fast cat than a fat cat. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3749 I love the part where he gets his man 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3750 Geaux Tigers. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3751 Persian tiger is playing cats and dogs! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3752 I can’t tell if watching him hunt is making me sick or hungry… let’s order a pizza 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3753 So brave to scratch the couch in front of the humans… 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3754 That could’ve been me—alpha male. But then you had to come along. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3755 Those acting lessons sure paid off. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3756 imagine what we could have been 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3757 This doesn't really do it for me, I much prefer cooking shows. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3758 I don’t see a litter box, Frank. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3759 Didn’t we watch this already during Covid? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3760 Your mother is more frightening in person. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3761 Remember when we used to meow that hard... What happened? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3762 Why does hwe look so famliar? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3763 So what? I could do that. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3764 I knew her before she was on The Real Housecats of Kalahari. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3765 Isn’t that Claude Yarmoff? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3766 Some plastic surgeon is a lot damn richer. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3767 I used to be famous. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3768 Again, no Oscar nomination. I'm afraid we've still got a long way to go. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3769 You wouldn’t know what to do with all that booty. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3770 It's like they read my mind. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3771 Is this her 6th or 7th life? Look it up. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3772 Take away the makeup stylist, the trainer, and the CGI, and he's just another alleycat. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3773 So this what we use to be like. Yeah, we evolved so much. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3774 This is a Greaaaaaaaast program 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3775 Hang it? How the hell we gonna hang it? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3776 This was during Tony’s ill-advised venture into reality TV. It wasn’t gr-r-reat. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3777 No, this is the director's cut where Shere Khan eats Mowgli... 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3778 Reality TV has gotten so fake. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3779 Ugh, it's another one of those loud-soft movies. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3780 I googled it, Mom. Stripes are not recessive. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3781 We are so totally related. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3782 He comes off like a tiger now but when I dated him he was a pussycat. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3783 Reality vs. Fantasy = cat envy 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3784 Insect swarms in Sumatran jungles are less lethal than overstuffed sofas in Brooklyn Brownstones. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3785 They don't look that dangerous in real life. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3786 How do you think he’d be in the catbed? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3787 He probably needs a cat nap 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3788 I guess I can renew our gym membership. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3789 Methinks the lady doth protest too much! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3790 I think this cousin is from your side of the family. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3791 We went to high school together, you know. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3792 Wow, you really can see every flake of dander when it’s in 4K Ultra HD. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3793 Cat video" or just "video? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3794 We've evolved from ROAR to meow. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3795 I had a whole different idea of what “Cats - The Musical” would be like. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3796 Thank heavens we've evolved! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3797 And I thought the play was boring. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3798 This could be us, but you had to cancel our gym subscription, didn’t you? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3799 This is not how I remember it 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3800 Isn't there anything else on? All they show are cats, cats, cats. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3801 Can’t the network afford even insect repellents while filming? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3802 See? Other cats land feature roles and all we gets are Meow Mix commercials. We need better agents. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3803 A leaner and meaner Garfield. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3804 He's not all that. I could totally take him. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3805 You've gotta admit, I do look pretty jacked on TV. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3806 You know, they offered me the role for this but I had a conflict. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3807 I wonder what happened to Carole Baskin 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3808 Overacting. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3809 Eh, I could do that too... If I wanted... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3810 Things are getting pretty tense on tonight’s paw-litical debate 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3811 They only look like that professionally, normal cats aren’t that big 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3812 She should "meow softly and have a small paw" 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3813 I could do that too if my dad was famous. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3814 Looks like she had botox. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3815 Wow! Daddy told me he just went out for a quick bite to eat. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3816 I wonder if that's another one of those AI generated images we've been hearing about ! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3817 I love these Ken Burns documentaries about the way we were. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3818 This cat is a real macho! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3819 If only....but I'm afraid joining a gym probably won't help. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3820 Reality TV has really gone down hill 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3821 I’m tired of reality tv, how ‘bout you Hon? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3822 „Lying Press.“ 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3823 That’s not realistic at all. When have you ever seen a tiger tear into something like that? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3824 Nah, he can't even retract his claws. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3825 “Think those teeth are implants?” 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3826 My cousin roomed with this guy in the Bronx. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3827 Betcha it's Cat Scratch Fever 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3828 Our ancestral cousins were so extra. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3829 Aunt Hilda, right? I always get her confused with Uncle Mort. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3830 Look, unless you have a better idea, let's just order Chipotle again. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3831 Will that be US when we grow up? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3832 He needs to learn how to be cute if he wants any treats. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3833 That's nothing compared to those reality shows featuring human housewives when THEIR claws come out! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3834 Mom, she's a one-trick pony--hissy fit." 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3835 Honey, don't you think that watching season 10 of "To catch a predator" is a bit too much? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3836 Frankly, sweetie, your dad WAS always an animal. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3837 I mean, I could do that if I really applied myself. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3838 Have you heard from Carole? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3839 Not again with the “new year, new me thing”, honey. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3840 this doesn't look like a hallmark movie 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3841 he's so dramatic 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3842 Maybe we should spring for the big screen 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3843 Look at all this trauma. I hope she gets better at the end. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3844 It’s true… Cameras really add 10 pounds. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3845 Beauty standards are getting unrealistic these days! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3846 Another one? smh 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3847 And this is me when that human tried to touch my belly 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3848 Does adding dots to a painting make it abstract? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3849 Going Keto clearly worked for Jerry, do you think I should go Keto ? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3850 You know what? Anthropomorphism isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3851 It's always the one you least expect. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3852 Panthera Tigris my ass. Declaw him and keep him inside for ten years and he'd be just another overweight ball of fur like the rest of us. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3853 You should have seen me in my prime. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3854 It's the steroids, Babe. Gotta watch out for the steroids. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3855 Well, I prefer going to the dogs. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3856 Couch Felines. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3857 Grama was bad ass! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3858 Our life is so boring. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3859 I think he looks like me. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3860 The media represents us so negatively 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3861 Too bad I sprained a paw back in my junior year. I was wayyy faster than this guy in my prime. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3862 Dogs don't have this. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3863 If I have to watch another super hero movie, I'm gonna vomit. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3864 Maybe we should start working out, but for what, to pounce on moles in the yard?” 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3865 Are you Scared ? " " No way, thou we can see him, he cannot see us " 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3866 Is it catty of me to point out the work she's had done? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3867 I should have married Scott when I had the chance… 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3868 They say the camera adds 10 lbs but that looks like more eh? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3869 Big deal. I could do that if I wanted to. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3870 Honestly, it’s all just make up. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3871 Same old, same old. Wishing we hadn’t cut the cable cord. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3872 Who would have thought that one of our kittens would grow up to be so big and famous! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3873 I'm showing this to my plastic surgeon. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3874 Yes! She's quite the influencer. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3875 It’s a metaphor for an identity crisis, with random splotches of paint on the canvas representing lost pigment from the creature’s stripes. Or maybe you’re right, and it’s just a tiger swatting at some pesky flies. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3876 We’re such couch pawtatoes compared to him 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3877 He's definitively not a cat potato. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3878 He's okay, but he's no Jeremy Allen White. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3879 This is where he looks at the screen and wants to know if we’re interested in checking our ancestry. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3880 She'd never be queen of this jungle. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3881 I thought this movie was about pies 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3882 That's your celebrity crush? No wonder, we're basically the same. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3883 This is what he becomes after four years at Auburn? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3884 Where's that GoPro footage of me? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3885 Snuggles, this is hardly my idea of a funny cat video. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3886 If you snicker and say ‘Can we paws it?’ one more time, I’ll paws you right in the face. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3887 This movie must have been made before tigers discovered fire. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3888 He must be taking 'roids'. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3889 That settles it—I’m hitting the gym hard. Starting next week. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3890 lots of plastic surgery and HG H and Id look like that. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3891 What nerve! They want to raise rates again for cat-astrophes like this! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3892 Boring. See what’s on the sunbeam channel. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3893 They never get us right, Tom. Just stereotype after stereotype. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3894 I told you not to invite your ex to the wedding 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3895 Isn't that TV celebrity on your side of the family? 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
3896 He's really changed since college 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3897 I can't explain it, but it makes me want to take a nap. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3898 Are you sure that is Catwoman? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3899 Natural Selection? You can have it. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3900 She looked happier before they released her from captivity. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3901 They never do closed captions for the Big Cats! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3902 The only difference is that big cats can be trained. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3903 And that’s how cats go crazy and let go of themselves 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
3904 I think it's weird they can show Cap'n Meow-Meow disembowel a raccoon, but they can't show six nipples. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3905 Why are you making me watch Real Housewives of the Sahara? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3906 Oh please, show off. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3907 I can think of a box to put this litter in... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3908 I am so loving this new season of Tiger King 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3909 More like Tiger Kink, amiright? 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
3910 Since Jerry went into politics, I can barely recognise him. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3911 I could do that.” “Sure you could, Tiger. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3912 Yes, but they don't look as good in real life . 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3913 He definitely could use a Xanax. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3914 Do you think we're watching too much kitty porn? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3915 Yep, that’s all you have to do — describe yourself in a few words and let AI do the rest 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3916 So, what's on Turner Classic Movies? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3917 Can we pause it? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3918 And if you're a bad kitty, after you lose your ninth live, you have to live in his litterbox forever. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3919 Wait, who is that? Is he the bad guy? Where do I know that actor from?” 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3920 y'know i used to fight one of those on the way home 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3921 Oh of course, definitely on steroids. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3922 Actually he's a pussy cat" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3923 I keep tellin' ya, George, all it takes is some self-discipline and that could be you one day. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3924 Not another season of Tiger King. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3925 TV definitely puts on more than 10 pounds. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3926 What have we become?! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3927 It's a bad angle, but I swear, that's me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3928 See that? Form’s all wrong. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3929 It’s true what they say, the screen adds a few lbs 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3930 Tomorrow I’m going to the gym! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3931 Since when did we have a couch?!? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3932 That was me before we got married. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3933 I guess he won’t be getting a rose. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3934 We saw this one already, I recognize the scratching post. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3935 Schwarzentiger doesn’t have much dialogue, but the action is great! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3936 She's 12 years old. Look at those whiskers! No way she didn't have some work done. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3937 He takes steroids. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3938 These 'Get a Makeover' TV shows are getting crazier and crazier. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3939 Watching this makes it painfully obvious why we cats don’t have the equivalent expression to “its bark is worse than its bite”. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3940 After nine seasons the stories are starting to feel a bit unbelievable. OR The whole Sam and Diane thing is wearing kind of thin. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3941 Big freaking deal. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3942 Remember when we were young, reckless, and wild ? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3943 C’mon! I could take down a zebra better than *that*. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3944 I’d probably handle things the same way if I was in the jungle. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3945 Not another re-run of "Survivor", surely? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3946 I tried that catnip once too, but it just made me fat. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3947 I agree, Tabby! Catt Damon was so very fierce in this movie"! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3948 I'm getting tired of these Cat astrophe movies. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3949 Honestly, cat TV streams better at the window. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3950 I love survival reality shows. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3951 I would have added more depth to the role but it's who you know in this business. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3952 That seems exhausting. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3953 Definitely not relatable. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3954 Mom was a bit wild before she met dad. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3955 And that’s why they called your great uncle Jerry the Bird Butcher of NY once he immigrated to the Bronx Zoo. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3956 I love watching 'Finding Your Roots'! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3957 When are new episodes of “Finding your Roots” coming out? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3958 Can you please paws it for a minute? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3959 He can't find his way out of a paper bag. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3960 It's actually a critique of feline violence. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3961 People think THIS is real? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3962 We really need to get the cable package! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3963 I don’t know, 28 days and look like that? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3964 I hear it gets better in Season 2. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3965 « oh come on, you live for the real housewives drama » 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3966 …And I imagine his litter box must be the size of a kiddie pool… 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3967 I’m so done with superhero shows. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3968 I love living vicariously. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3969 Y'know, it's funny. Deep down, I find that I, too, still feel the pull of the bloody beast within. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3970 The animated version was better than the live-action adaptation. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3971 You wanna pause this while I put tonight's dinner in the microwave and turn on the vent?" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3972 "Booooring! Are there any shows about dogs?" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3973 I can't tell if this is the prequel or the sequel. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3974 My cousin's a rabid Detroit fan, and might even go to the Super Bowl this year. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3975 Yeah, Herb got pec implants. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3976 Oh to be young dumb and full of fun again 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3977 Is this the guy you told me not to worry about? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3978 I'm not denying it's entertaining, I'm just saying it sets unrealistic standards for the rest of us. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3979 He needs a mani-pedi. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3980 Not mellow enough to sit on the sofa..Chill out big cat 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3981 A perrr-fect evening to Netflix & Chill. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3982 Three months in the gym and I’ll be totally looking like that 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3983 Don't worry; it's not our breed. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3984 She moves to the right the side to f the couch when she realizes he didn’t tell her why he had been away from home. The betrayal was confusing. He was shocked his performance was shown before he could tell her. When knew where there relationship would go… 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3985 He’s the same age as you, you know 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3986 Yes he’s big and handsome . But to turn me on I want to see him clean his tail . 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3987 I hear he's pulling in six figures, but his family life is a mess. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3988 That's so fake. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3989 Just when I thought the fascination with cat videos was dying down. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3990 Whoa! She needs many many years of therapy. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3991 Bro what the hell! Why don't our meows sound like this dude?! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3992 These unrealistic beauty standards are precisely the reason I no longer date. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3993 We’re distantly related. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3994 OMG, she’s so catty… 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3995 Wow! What a COUGAR! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3996 Wait, is that our Mom? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3997 We’ve really gotta make some changes. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3998 And THAT’S how you need to swipe at Susan 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3999 Dannnnng bro DESTROYED that feather wand 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4000 He should mask up. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4001 My aunt won't stop bragging about him. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4002 Stud tiger! Ho hum. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4003 I heard that we could look like that if we gave up meat and started using the cat tower. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4004 I don’t know about you Sandra, but I just can’t seem to get past his Oscar-winning performance as October-Pussy 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4005 I took the ancestry test. I failed. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4006 these body standards on tv are just getting less and less realistic 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4007 Cave man diet was the way to grow. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4008 See? We're descended from a proud warrior clan. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4009 I could be scary if I wanted to. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4010 So this is how COVID spread. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4011 Sure, they say he's the cat's meow. He's not my meow, I'll tell you that much 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4012 I hear they don't really catch and eat the birds. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4013 I could be a fierce jungle cat but I dint want to get my paws dirty. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4014 Marvel have bought the Garfield franchise. Apparently Garfield eats a radioactive lasagna. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4015 I was a lot more comfortable watching on the smaller screen . 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4016 I used to be ferocious until I became a fat cat. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4017 Oooh, look at those stripes, maybe I'll grow up to be one of them. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4018 He's got to be on his ninth life by now... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4019 He probably smells bad too.... 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4020 Any back alley skank could look that good if shot by a wide angle lens camera. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4021 Homogeneity bores the shit out of me. How about you? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4022 I can do it better. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4023 Always showing off 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4024 It's only a movie... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4025 Some call it domestication; I call it stoicism. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4026 Claw & Order is aggressively purr-ocious this week! 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
4027 I looked like that in college “ 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4028 Meat head 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4029 Well my attack would be even deadlier 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4030 That reminds me, I need to get to the gym. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4031 I prefer being domesticated to eluding big game hunters. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4032 Stripey dear, it's not just chance they have a tiger in this halitosis infomercial. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4033 Mittens: I want a divorce 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4034 I never get tired of these David Cattenborough shows. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4035 I'm not really into superhero movies. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4036 This is exactly why we unionized. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4037 THAT’S the definition of rizz 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4038 So this is it, 4 billion years of evolution is finally paying off. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4039 I could do that too if my dad was the CEO of Meow Mix… 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4040 overrated 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4041 The acting is fine, but her performance needs more deliberate ambivalence. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
4042 I bet they put him on Dancing with the Stars next too. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4043 I’d like to see him face that Rumba, you wouldn’t be gawking over him then. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4044 Do they really expect us to believe that 30 year old buff guy is a high schooler? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4045 Why can't you be more like your cousin, Jerry? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4046 That's my nephew, the one I paid his college tuition. He gets his big chance and does he even remember me and get me a small part in the movie? No. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4047 The fat phobia is getting unreal on television these days. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4048 Would you date someone like that? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4049 That was then, this is now. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4050 Frankly Gladys, I don't see the appeal. He's loud and obnoxious, and too full of himself to be a good companion. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4051 Being "in the wild" seems like a lot of work. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4052 I feel bad his company still doesn't allow WFH. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4053 I don’t care if this is the first feature written by, directed by, and starring a big cat--it's domestic garbage. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4054 He’s left-footed, just like me! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4055 He is a handsome beast, I’ll give him that…. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4056 ''The new season of Claw and Order is a total cat-astrophe.'' 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4057 I really need to get back on the Peloton. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4058 He’s not so tough 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4059 Sure, he’s a hunk. But his eating habits gross me out. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4060 Just give me a month to train. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4061 You know he's had his whiskers done 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4062 He gets no couch time at all! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4063 It's just movie! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4064 I'm so tired of super hero movies. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4065 Cousin Stripe needs another anger management course 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4066 Every time I see this nature show, I feel like biting the hand that pats me. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4067 No, I won't go there, I was aggressive once and didn't get any milk for three days 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4068 Told you I looked good pre Covid. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4069 They should have passed on first down. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4070 Reminds me of that rat I almost caught on 12th Street. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4071 The growl is wodse than the bite. We should practice. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4072 I was up for that part, but she predated the director. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4073 That about rounds it off ! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4074 He needs to execute better on the scratch-claw option. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4075 I don't think it matters how many pushups we do, Harv -- we're never gonna look like that. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4076 I don't know if we 'need' a lamp 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4077 Let's get some catnip and watch the laser tag championship, instead. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4078 High definition is awful. Just look at his paws. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4079 I thought he was done after that #meowtoo thing. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4080 That’s when you knew exactly where your snacks were coming from 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4081 I use to be an outside cat too, until I pulled my L5. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4082 I thought we were watching Lion King. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4083 Oh brother! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4084 He’s really wasteful with his catnip 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4085 Can you imagine having to feed that cat? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4086 They say television adds ten pounds of fierceness. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4087 The Karcatshians are once again to the top reality show. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4088 I’d look like that too if I had her team. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4089 It’s not that I “can’t.” 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4090 WORD BALLOON #1; "What's so damn fascinating about moving pictures that don't even exist in the 3rd dimension?" WORD BALLOON #2; "Who cares - Let's order in Chinese." CAPTION; Cats get real metaphysical when you're not there 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
4091 No rose for him. We never change our stripes. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4092 Don’t blame yourself, it’s genetics. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4093 I bet he wishes he had a couch to be a potato on! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4094 His litter box is ten times as big as ours — with a view! Honey I’m telling you, we’re doing something wrong. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4095 The guy was a legend. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4096 I think I’ll stay inside. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4097 Can you believe it's AI-generated? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4098 Tigresses are 'so u yesterday'. Give me a tabby alley cat and that'll keep my attention! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4099 Ugh, she’s obviously had work done. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4100 Hey, isn't that Uncle Joe? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4101 You can tell he's totally high as a kite on catnip. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4102 I’m tense as a cat! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4103 Just watch National Geographic for a little, and then bam! You’ve got yourself staring right at you. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4104 I prefer Real House Cats of Orange County 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4105 Maybe I'm not so fierce after all. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4106 Your Uncle Tony actually did it. Went off to Hollywood and now look at him! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4107 Look at all that “toxic predatory” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4108 Binge watching reality tv 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4109 Shark week has changed so much. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4110 I think this show was only good because we watched it during Covid… 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4111 I remember when I had a body like that 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
4112 Kitty always knew how to show her best angle” 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4113 Honestly, how do you find that attractive? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4114 So Proud of Mom! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4115 Ah dang I need to remember that I can’t watch the Food Network when I’m hungry 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4116 Can we paws the show for a minute? I have to use the bathroom. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4117 Animal planet 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
4118 One of us finally ended up on Dateline. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4119 Kitty Porn 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4120 He said he made more doing those 'Tony the Tiger' commercials. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4121 Once those bugs find out he’s a ferocious tiger, they’ll back off. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4122 Oh no 😮 Are we going to grow up and be just like that terrible tiger 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4123 Even after being on Finding Your Roots, I'm still skeptical. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4124 oh nice, he was in the tiger King documentary. So glad he got some recognition 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4125 He is not making those biscuits correctly. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4126 Big deal. He just gets more sympathetic press. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4127 So that’s what the paws button does.” 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4128 I guess size does matter. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4129 It was scarier on Beta. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4130 You sure we are related? He hasn't licked his bum even once. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4131 It looks like she's had work done. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4132 I appreciate where we’ve come from, but I enjoy the easy life. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4133 One pill babe, and that could be you. Meeee Owww!!! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4134 He needs dentures. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4135 ‘ There they go again, showing our wild side’. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4136 NOW I get why you got me that gym membership for Christmas. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4137 This is better than the Game of Thrones ending 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4138 It's depressing how the media portray us. How can we ever live up to these stereotypes? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4139 I’m telling you that’s not Larry. They’re using a stuntman. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4140 It's called One Life to Live. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4141 Yo, Politics sure does change a cat, huh? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4142 It's based on the original 'The Most Dangerous Game' movie but from the perspective of Count Zaroff's cat. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4143 Really, he is a shoo-in for "Cat Bachelor" 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4144 I like totally can see myself. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4145 Don't I look great on the Big screen! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4146 My God, Watching a Cat at Home Is Boring As Hell! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4147 How time flies—Daniel Tiger is now a grownup cat! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4148 i bet his wet food isn't even organic. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4149 I don't know man,I think I could take him. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4150 I've never figured out how they get actors to play those parts, being cut in half and all that 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4151 How does this cat keep getting work? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4152 Thanos Cat snaps his paws... The purrfect catastrophe. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4153 Call this an honest debate? I've never seen a feline lying so much. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4154 I’ve watched “The Ter-meow-minator so many times, I’ve lost count. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4155 I have never been all that much for historical films. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4156 What were those Vitamin Supplemwnts again? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4157 Wow! What a hunk! I’d like him in my cage!! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4158 I read that they use stunt cats ever since he was declawed and neutered. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4159 dude is wilding. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4160 I'm so sick of these ads for erection pills. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4161 Hollywood’s body image standards are so unrealistic these days. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4162 Remember, Carl, our DNA is identical to these fierce predators. Oh well, what’s on 90-Day Fiancé? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4163 Peak TV" 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4164 Betsy, don't believe everything you see on a TV. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4165 He has a hiss you can tell he's earned. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4166 Cousin Mike really reached his full potential, eh? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4167 Honey, it’s all CGI and botox. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4168 I knew they were going to give me a bad edit 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4169 Too much salt! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4170 You sitting on the remote 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4171 Quite frankly, I don’t know how we got here 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4172 Not another reality show. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4173 I could have been a contender too. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4174 The Hollywood portrayals are so one dimensional 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4175 He acts like he's king of the jungle, but, trust me, he's a lousy mouser. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
4176 Can you believe he used to do cereal commercials? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4177 I've thought about Crossfit, but it just seems too dangerous. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4178 And people swear that size doesn’t matter…! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4179 Aw, I could do that, with a little exercise. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4180 When will David Attenborough learn to quit? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4181 Turn the channel. I am tired of “Cats Eating Flies”. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4182 TV is gettering so violent these days. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4183 It's all done with AI. she doesn't really look that good 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4184 Swipe left! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4185 I can't believe that's my cousin. Guess I didn't get the genes. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4186 Life is hard out there 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4187 Now, THAT is a diva! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4188 That's cousin Tony. He gets all the violent parts. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4189 Wait til he finds out she’s a vegetarian. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4190 He's so pathetic 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4191 As hard as it is to watch Jackson Pawlock in film, the cat is a genius. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4192 With no high tech litter boxes it’s a jungle out there. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4193 Another scratch and sniff drama queen. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4194 If we're going to subscribe to TigerTV, we should cancel one of our domestic streaming services. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4195 (Yawn.) I just don’t see it. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4196 I heard she painted on extra stripes for the role. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4197 You have to understand this cats arent real! Its all a performance and rehearsed 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4198 Okay, tomorrow I'm buying a Peloton 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4199 Yes, that could have been me, but we both chose to put our wild days behind us 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4200 Survival of the Fittest is so overrated 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4201 Is this movie Halloween or Scream!? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4202 Yeah, but at what cost? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4203 She was a tiger in the sack, but the divorce was awful. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4204 Do you wish I were more high-strung? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4205 Yes I did promise I’d try new things in 2024 but this feels extreme 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4206 Do you think he took steroids for this role 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4207 Saw him in McDonald's once, he looks way different irl 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4208 I’m a visual learner. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4209 Now look at us. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4210 'Lion King' is so much better 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4211 But what can he do with a piece of yarn? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4212 I mean, good for him, I guess? A little dramatic. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4213 You’ve got the same 24 hours in your day as her. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4214 I just think he’d be more believable as the love interest. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4215 He's had some recent canine work done." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4216 I think she got a little too much Botox for this movie. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4217 These unrealistic beauty standards are getting ridiculous 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4218 That's the role of nine lifetimes! 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
4219 Yep. Before the surgery I was quite the man. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4220 I’m tired of the politicians pretending to be tigers…we all know they’re just a bunch of spoiled house cats. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4221 These reality shows make me feel so inadequate. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4222 Nobody looks like that! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4223 FFS I don't know Carl, check IMDB 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4224 I still think we could take him. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4225 Why do they always make us striped guys look so aggressive? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4226 Are you as sick of the pandering as I am? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4227 Don't believe the Rotten Tomatoes rating; the dogs have been review-bombing again. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4228 Well,anyone could look like that with a team of trainers. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4229 The tattoo artist said if I got stripes my meow would be deeper. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4230 I just feel so much safer here 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4231 Do these stripes make me look fat? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4232 I don't know how they survive Naked & Scaredy, Kitty. They have to hunt their OWN food and get no treatos! 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
4233 And you are telling me the dog got nominated for the 'oscats'?! 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
4234 Vhhb 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4235 I take back what I said about this Soprano's spinoff. Tony the Tiger has made a real dramatic turn. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4236 Well who is on YOUR celebrity cheat list? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4237 And to think we knew him when. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4238 He reminds me of my ex-husband 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4239 I get so tired of the typecasting. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4240 OH Please !!!! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4241 I couldn’t do it now but at my athletic peak, I was almost that good at stalking prey. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4242 Dude if he ever showed up around here I’d beat his ass. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4243 I’m so tired of all the violence on television. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4244 And you wanted to go camping! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4245 I used to look like her too before I became a house cat! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4246 I can’t believe we’ve wasted 8 lives binging all 45 seasons of “Survivor - Cats” 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4247 Wow! It looks like cousin Mic finally got his big acting break in a mouthwash commercial! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4248 Who's your daddy ? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4249 That was me in college. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4250 Sometimes I just wanna feel alive again, then I remember to just turn the TV on 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4251 Meowcrodosing… 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4252 When’s the Lions game on?! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4253 We might want to switch to Silence Of The Lambs. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4254 He started with 9, right? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4255 We were never that wild even before we got married. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4256 He was fine until his third booster. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4257 This is not good PR for us domesticateds. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4258 Never knew you were such a fan of the History Channel. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4259 I love “The Masked Singer,” but it’s totally obvious that it’s Garfield. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4260 I don’t know why they call this a reality show, there is really nothing realistic about it! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4261 With all that girl’s fame and fortune, I wonder if she’s still able to keep her basic cat-titude? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4262 I can't vote for a politician who uses dog whistles. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4263 He's just like me, for real. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4264 I do my own stunts. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4265 It's that a real cat? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4266 You told me there will be subtitles. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4267 The show runner is a dog 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4268 Do you think he was suggesting that her dress was cheap? 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4269 All the David Cattenborough documentaries are amazing! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4270 I get why she wasn’t nominated. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4271 If Karen watches this, she will stop given us catnip 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4272 Look at us now. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4273 When can we buy a real TV? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4274 I wish we had Netflix. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4275 When I say I got that cat in me, this is what I mean. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4276 Are we really watching The Real House Cats of Orange Tabby? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4277 How do I swipe left on this thing? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4278 She contacted me through ancestry.com 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4279 I just can’t get into these shows with unlikeable characters 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4280 I can’t believe Tom finally ate Jerry. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4281 but no, you wanted to be a musician! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4282 Just another wannabe. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4283 . "So uncivilized" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4284 Yeah but I read he cheats on his wife 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4285 See? I told you Tiger King was an amazing dumpster fire. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4286 If I had a personal chef and all day just to work out, I might look like that too… oh, wait… 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4287 I wish we were like that 🥲 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4288 Who needs survival instincts when you get fed foie gras three times a day. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4289 He's got almost ten thousands viewers, but I don't think he's that attractive, do you? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4290 Cat videos always make me hungry. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4291 Its eerie how the advertisers know we love catnip. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4292 I hear his litter box is a double-wide! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4293 I donated a mouse at PBS this morning? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4294 Do you think the press will notice I've gone off Ozempic 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4295 These real housewives can be so catty 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
4296 I love the History Channel, don’t you? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4297 I wish TV stopped promoting these unrealistic body standards. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4298 Now I understand why the movie got an "RRR" rating 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4299 He’s cute but his breath just smells of ostrich! 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4300 Do you feel inadequate? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4301 The ladies on Real Housecats of New York Kitty have been absolutely feral this season! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4302 I hear the famous cats never look any better than the rest of us in person… 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4303 No, it’s true: ‘Real House Cats of New York’ is now the biggest show in the whole franchise. They say the fights are more authentic. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
4304 When We Were Kings 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4305 Oh look, they finally let the cat out of the bag 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4306 He looks a little overbred if you ask me. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4307 The screen makes them seem larger. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4308 Where is the remeowte, Hun? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4309 I wish there were subtitles... 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4310 No one watching that performance can claim the Oscars aren't political. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4311 God, I hate reality TV. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4312 Little more DNA and that's me. Got any milk left? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4313 Let me guess… you want to add him to your hall past list. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4314 OH, DOG!! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4315 Angry cat,house cat 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4316 I guess Mittens has been hitting the gym. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4317 I'm so tired of seeing this "carbs are not the enemy" video. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4318 Does he make me look fat? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4319 I heard he’s a Scientologist 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4320 That screen is going to fall over. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4321 He’s definitely my hall pass. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4322 Just another caturday,lazing around,watching RHoBH (Real Housecats of Beverly Hills). 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4323 No one is making a meme out of him. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4324 Don’t fall for it my dear. It is all makeup, hairstyle, and special effects. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4325 Hey, isn't that Mrs Jegging's little nerdy son! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4326 Worker smarter, not harder. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4327 I read somewhere, this shot took them 8 hours. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4328 Kindness is the new competitive edge. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4329 Only big cats dominate the movies. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4330 That can’t be real. It’s cat generated imagery (CGI) 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4331 Ugh, another case of toxic masculinity killing the planet 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4332 That’s a bloody way just to get a meal. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4333 It's like he never heard of forensics. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4334 A single withering glance would've done the trick. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4335 That’s just after the filters 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4336 He works too hard for his meals. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4337 Yeah, like that would really happen. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4338 Another 23 and me ad!!! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4339 So, what do you think of my avatar? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4340 Fake! That's all lighting and angles. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4341 We can't be called Couch Potatoes can we ? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4342 What in the feral?! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4343 I wonder what caused him to act out? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4344 TV sure improved since that Joe Exotic guy went to jail. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4345 I know we have ‘Nine Lives’… But do we have to waste this one? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4346 Babe, you think it’s possible to become to domestic? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4347 Well, he's no cat-potato. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4348 We're not just couch potatos,we're wimps. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4349 We should start taking our vitamins. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4350 A leopard never… …wait… …well I’ll be darned! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4351 Uncle Mitch thinks he's such a big shot since he got his own TV show! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4352 "Those were my 'Glory Days.' " 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4353 Catnip week is always my favorite. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4354 It's gotta be CGI. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4355 I could look like that if I had John Krasinski's trainer. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4356 Feline gaze 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4357 I thought you said this was a ninja action movie 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4358 You cat to be kidding me! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4359 If you ask me I think he's a sissy. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4360 Ugh. Another show with meowing heads. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4361 As nature intended, my butt . Her ears were definitely pinned back. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
4362 This promotes an unrealistic body image. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4363 But they can’t purr 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4364 The whole ancestor thing is a little too messy for me. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4365 Fake news. Have you ever seen one of these for yourself? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4366 I need to get back to the gym again. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4367 I hate Wild Kingdom. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4368 He was so sweet before he started taking those steroids. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4369 Meh, those visual effects nowadays 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4370 I think we need more Frosted Flakes. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4371 That one tweak of DNA made us like this and not like that. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4372 23andMe says I’m 25% tiger. 25%! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4373 Totally missed the tackle... 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4374 She's got the roar down, but where's the depth? Call me when they do a close-up on her whiskers—that's where the real drama is. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4375 Easy to watch him from this perspective. @newyorkercartoons 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4376 I still believe in special creation. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4377 Couch catotoes’ comfy night in with NatGeo WILD 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4378 This isn’t what I meant by ‘Let’s watch Cats.’ 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4379 Yeah babe, they're all on steroids nowadays 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4380 He’s excited by his first snow now, but let’s see how much he likes it once it freezes to his catnips 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4381 This is you brain on drugs, any questions? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4382 That could be us but you canceled our equinox membership 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4383 Can’t believe he missed that kill. I could do that. Pathetic 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4384 That was my first film 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4385 I still can’t decide if we’ve regressed or progressed as a species. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4386 Don’t tell me again how you could have mated with him. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4387 Bro’s about to get CONED. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4388 He looks like a nasty critter, doesn't he? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4389 That dude just needs to chill out. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4390 These reality TV shows are so fake. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4391 Looks like what drives me crazy.. Dont have no effect on you 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4392 See? We're not real cats...real cats kill their own food. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4393 I don’t think his career will survive the sex abuse charges that have been rolling in. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4394 I was built like that before COVID. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4395 so this is the show you and your girlfriends have been watching ? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4396 new fillers make u hostile or what! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4397 Damn tiktok always trying to make us feel inferior. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4398 These Bravo reunions are getting really catty. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4399 I'd totally bunt that. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4400 At times like this, I'm so happy the 3-D trend wore off." 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4401 Don’t worry…it’s two to one! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4402 Aw, to be young and alive again. Pass the cat treats. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4403 The actors on this season's "Bachelorette" are such drama queens. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4404 Those stripes are too perfect. He had some work done. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4405 He makes me give up my aspirational goals of working out. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4406 Sure, he's hot, but you can do that elsewhere. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4407 The results of the New Hampshire primary seem to irritate our moderator. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4408 I am happy we adapted to getting our food in a store 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4409 This is my sizzle reel from when I played John Coffey in The Green Mile at the Actors Playhouse. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4410 Dad ,we are watching how you met our mother 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4411 See, that what we could become under Trump. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4412 Heard the Spay and Neuter clinics are going broke because of this guy 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4413 Yeah, he’s one mean cat, but I’d just rather be served out of a can from one of our two legged creatures. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4414 I figure if they're gonna declaw me, I should deserve it. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4415 Does it bring out the tiger in you? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4416 It's only the matter of size, you know. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4417 I love watching the Olympics. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4418 You were a real alleycat when we started dating. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4419 You see this is what happens when you bottle it up and stop knocking things over. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4420 This is how we have to live if we go outside? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4421 Why does everyone on reality TV have to be so extra? 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
4422 I’m a sucker for these survival tv shows 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4423 in all my lives i never thought he'd win 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4424 He pats his paws with litter and throws a little in the air before every laser match. He says it’s to keep from slipping on the hard wood, but I think he just likes the extra attention. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4425 Oh yeah, Darlene? If he’s so handsome why don’t you go off and marry HIM then? See if he wants to put up with sharing a cat box with you. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4426 Old family movies are so disturbing 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4427 A bit violent for my tastes, to be honest. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4428 Celebrity free pass...Grrrrr. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4429 CGI will never get it right. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4430 It's all make-up. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4431 I kinda hope that was a CGI wildebeest. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4432 Seems like an overachiever. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4433 I'm not impressed, A.I. can do anything! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4434 He's just a pussycat in real life 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4435 If I watch any more of this I’ll end up catatonic. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4436 I saw him at an airport once, everyone started screaming. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4437 If I crept around for my food,I would be in great shape,too. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4438 Do I look like that? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4439 See, even big cats sneeze. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4440 Seems to me like too much work. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4441 I think she looked a lot better before all of the stripe augmentation work. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4442 Imagine if I had that kind of Main Character Energy? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4443 It's working, I'm feeling mildly aroused. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4444 I could look like that if I lost a couple of pounds. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4445 He always was a Tom cat. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4446 hey mom, dad's on TV! or: We began together 2000 years ago, what did we do wrong? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4447 This is fun because it's what we once were. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4448 Being in a zoo makes them lazy. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4449 I told you we should have got a bigger set. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4450 You know I hate these motivational speakers 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4451 I’ ll bet Mister tough guy never uses kitty litter. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4452 Finally, some representation. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4453 The director's cut just isn't the same. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4454 « Nah…Her growl was dubbed! » 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4455 People always tell me I look like him. Personally, I don’t see it. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4456 Dream Big. “Maybe one day we’ll be fierce as the tiger….for now let’s just watch and be couch potato’s” 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4457 I mean I could have look like that if I had the money for a personal trainer 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4458 So much for having Taylor Swift as your mom. Karma is indeed a cat! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4459 I don’t find this inspirational 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4460 They keep comparing me to him. It 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4461 Coulda. Shoulda. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4462 In Felines, Purrval Noah Hairballi says hunter and gathers had a more balanced diet. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
4463 He was your old boyfriend! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4464 I'm not convinced we're the result of Survival of the Fittest. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4465 That is one sexy cat. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4466 The peacock didn’t have a chance! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4467 It’s not the size of the litter box, you know. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4468 The tabloids say he bulked up on steroids. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4469 Luckily it isn't an AI-TV, then the beast would jump out of the screen and be a risk for us. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4470 You know I used to hunt Impala in college? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4471 I'm not comfortable with the old boyfriend's photo. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4472 I am pretty sure my great geat great grandmother was related to a big cat like that. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4473 This movie is the cat’s meow! It won 9 A-cat-emy Awards 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4474 I know I’m a pussy, but I just can’t watch another horror movie 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4475 Nothing but filter. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4476 I mean I could have been that ferocious too but I chose the domesticated route. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4477 I would guess he’s more Fight than Flight, don’t you think ? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4478 His form is all off tonight. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4479 oh, he'll be a supporting actor nominee for sure. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4480 It’s some mindfulness thing. Gives you paws for thought. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4481 I just love an alpha male. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4482 What's all this crouching nonsense? My advice: Chill. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4483 Boy am I glad we're not related. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4484 Can we watch something else? This is triggering my body dysmorphia. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4485 Ooh I love watching the adventures of Supercat. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4486 Mr. Big - can't even catch a housefly 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4487 Seems to be the cat version of 'Finding Your Roots.' 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4488 That's my great grandpa telling my father off. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4489 Get the kids in. Whoa! What a role model for them. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4490 New year new me 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4491 That’s what I used to look like when I was younger! Then I married you, and it sucked the life blood out of me. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4492 Yeah, it looks exciting, but he'll be dead in a minute. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4493 Do you think that’s its 9th life? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4494 Action movies, action movies. That's all you ever want to watch! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4495 Back away slowly and don’t make eye contact. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4496 We're just not as entertaining as we used to be. We're so 2020. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4497 That's Susan's cousin 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4498 I may have stripes but I'll never get that angry. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4499 He thinks he is SO tough. I could do that with my paws tied 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4500 This is making me hungry for wildebeest! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4501 I think the kittens are playing Hair-Ball Spit, again. 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
4502 I just didn't want that career path. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4503 will you go grab me some chips? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4504 I’d do him. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4505 Let's face it. Without the ancient Egyptians our branch of the evolutionary tree would have disappeared. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4506 It's the protein shake ad again!! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4507 Ain't that the cat's meow! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4508 He's gotta be doping with those muscles. They all do, mark my words. 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
4509 Oh no she didn’t! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4510 Yeah, be thankful. Dad wanted us to grow up that way. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4511 C'mon! I do look a little like Leonardo DiCaprio 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4512 You gotta admit - it's catchy. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4513 He totally should’ve approached the gazelle from the other side. These play calls are horrible! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4514 That’s working too hard. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4515 Not to catsplain, but I’m kind of an expert on this genre. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4516 Politics is getting out of hand. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4517 I bet I could do that if I really tried. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4518 Psh, I could look like that if I worked out. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4519 Some say he's the cat's meow, but not I." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4520 Amazing how the big screen makes a meek tabby like me look ferocious. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4521 Dr. Gates says he's my 10th Great Grandfather. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4522 And that’s why no one believes us when we tell them our Ancestry DNA shows us as 95.6% Bengal Tiger. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4523 I feel the media is responsible for our unrealistic body standards. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4524 The new bachelorette is really fierce! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4525 Wait til you see the size of this dude's human. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4526 Watching National Geographic makes me feel like a pussy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4527 Why don’t I feel meaner, tougher, better, more dominant and generally bad ass if we are related. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4528 Kool cats watching life on the Wild side. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4529 Home movies always make me feel like a loser! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4530 I can't believe he fumbled that deer. Loser. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4531 Jeez, not another ad promoting its tom-boosting formula. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4532 Pffft, I could that. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4533 And yet when I killed that robin last week, Linda, they called it cultural appropriation 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4534 This AI TV transposes your avatar in a hyper realistic manner… 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4535 Oh, so he thinks he’s The Tiger King 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4536 He probably murders more birds than we do. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4537 So, you see! All three of them- kaput! I should have married Montecore when I had the chance and inherited Siegfried and Roy’s mansion. But noooooo, like an idiot I had to settle for all this, Phillip! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4538 Debate Night 2024! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4539 Oh no! How could two sweet little kitties like us have evolved from that beast? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4540 He went from the Cat's Meow ten years ago to this Barn Burner. What a trip! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4541 Centuries ago, they got to keep growling and roaring and we got purring! I still think we got the better deal...look where it's got us." 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
4542 Maybe I am lucky not to have a father figure. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4543 My mom says he's a second cousin twice removed. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4544 If only I had drank more milk… 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4545 Wow. I look so much larger on the large screen. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4546 I feel guilty watching Owner's Who Don't Feed Their Cats. I did worse just because he tried to be friendly. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4547 Doesn’t that remind you of the night I proposed? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4548 We don't talk about that part of the family. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4549 The 80’s seem so cool. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4550 I hear he’s only 5’6” in person, babe. He’s not a tiger king, he’s a short king. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4551 He makes one hell of a Macbeth. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4552 I thought this was a ROM-COM? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
4553 That's how your grandparents were ! Lol 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4554 I used to look like that. I was huge in Finland. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4555 My second cousin used to date him - she said he's a total narcissist, AND a lousy tipper... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4556 Daddy! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4557 I hate this guy - always make me feel like a coach potato. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4558 He’s hunting for crunchies. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4559 Meee-ow, he's so macho! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4560 Humans… 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4561 This is Episode #3 and I think we already watched it in Life #5. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4562 Apropos of nothing, when is our next declawing appointment? 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
4563 You’re Sure he’s a cousin? H 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4564 I want to be that guy when I grow up! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4565 He was my lecturer. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4566 My Mother-in-Law is on television yet again. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4567 Just not as good as 'White Tiger' and 'White Tiger II'! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4568 Nightmare on Elm Street's got nothin' on this flick. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4569 He's established he's a bankable action star, but I still wish he'd try some more dramatic roles. 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
4570 I can tell he's had a lot of work done. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4571 I'd vote for him, because he chews up his opponents, but then, he also eats his allies. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4572 He mauls them like it is. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4573 Watching Real Housecats of New Jersey again? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4574 I'm trying to decide if it's inspirational or aspirational. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4575 That's totally you when someone tries to cut in line at Starbucks. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4576 we knew him when. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4577 - These superhero movies are starting to tire me! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4578 Another reality show, me-ouch. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4579 Nothing new on TV... 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4580 He is just a paper tiger. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4581 Darling, the Real Housewives of the Serengeti is even more vicious than Salt Lake City! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4582 This is obviously CGI 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4583 That's my distant cousin Ralph. Lives in Africa, I think. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4584 Yeah but they don't tell you about the humidity. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4585 Oh yeah, I looked just like that when I was in college. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4586 Its like they adapted my life story perfectly. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4587 She’s obviously too feral to be a real Housecat in Los Angeles. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4588 Tomcat Hanks is my favorite purrformer 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4589 He just wears me out. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4590 Such poor form. Back when I used to… 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4591 If you can see it, you can be it. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4592 23 and me says we’re related, but he never shows up for family reunions. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
4593 We must diverge from blood and guts TV 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4594 Have you seen his Instagram? He doesn't look like that in real life. It's all makeup and cgi these days 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4595 Score: 1 Primitives x 0 Pets 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4596 Sigh...I was MGM's second choice. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4597 I love these body building videos. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4598 I don’t know what you’re complaining about… take away the fangs and claws and we’re basically the same. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4599 Dude needs to take a chill pill. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4600 No cat got her tongue 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4601 Why do you always want to watch violent movies? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4602 I don’t want to grow old. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4603 I hope turning into you doesn’t cause him too much angst. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4604 Keeping up with the Katdashians has become so predictable. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4605 Mom?? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4606 Fierce weather needs a fierce forecaster. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4607 Thank God for evolution!.....and touch deprived humans. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4608 I still can’t believe Dad suffocated on a swarm of gnats. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4609 Best Actor. Beyond a doubt! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4610 I could be buff like that if I they fed me better kibble. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4611 But honey, he's now making a lot more money than he did in those Purina commercials. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4612 Is this the history or the wrestling channel? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4613 They're not really as big and good-looking in real life without their makeup. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4614 That there is a role model for us!!! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4615 That Sphinx cat is definitely into Botox 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4616 These reality shows are such a joke... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4617 Looks like tuna breath to me. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4618 I'm going to the kitchen. You want anything? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4619 That was me before I retired.” 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4620 I can relate with Tyler Durden 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4621 Coach said I was a lock as a wildcat before my claw injury 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4622 I could turned pro if I hadn’t blown out my knee. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4623 You be the judge! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4624 Why is he so mad? He needs to calm down 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4625 She’s definitely put on some weight and had some work done on her face. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4626 He's all growl and no couch. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4627 He expresses my rage. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4628 Pass the remote! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4629 The way he sneezes all those little black things does it for me. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4630 Uh oh. Somebody triggered Erika. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4631 I'm just not impressed. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4632 I should have been an actor. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4633 We look good in 4K. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4634 Back in college, I could catch an elk faster than that. I could’ve gone pro, meow. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4635 If I hadn’t tweaked my knee in high school… 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4636 It's a very problematic film but you have to remember that this was a different time and age 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4637 He’s just showing off at this point 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4638 Should we go on Weight Watchers? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4639 I get like that when Deborah skimps on the kibble. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4640 I wish there were more realistic body types on TV. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4641 Of course you feel inadequate. Those are such unrealistic expectations. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4642 It's like this movie is about me. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4643 Sure he is more fierce and imposing. That’s why we get 9 lives.” 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4644 I watch this episode over and over. It's purfect. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4645 It's so cold, I wish I were burning bright 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4646 What about treats? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4647 Even his whiskers are phony. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4648 When I grow up, I wanna be just like her. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4649 Not realistic if you ask me 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4650 We really should move this couch closer to the television. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4651 MCRA! Make cats roar again! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4652 Yeah he’s big, but I bet he doesn’t get treats at 3 p.m. like us. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4653 Those were the days - on the prowl and not a care in the world. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4654 She's being so catty." 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4655 Mom didn't tell us THIS is what Cousin Jimmy is up to these days 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4656 they've gotta stop expanding the Meow-vel Universe 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4657 I heard he was the runt of his litter. Look what that tube of refrigerated food can do! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4658 Could've been me if I didn't sprain my tail when I was a kit. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4659 If I had more time to workout, I could look like that too, you know? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4660 Man, he is pwning those libtards. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4661 Ya know, our friend Mittens knows a guy who knows this guy. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4662 Can you imagine having to act like that for real? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4663 Uncle Horace was a great actor, but in those days it was either circus films or playing second fiddle to giant apes. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4664 I still don't get what you saw in him. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4665 Is it too late to act on that New Year’s resolution 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4666 You can close you jaw now, Mark...those are stripes are obviously painted on... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4667 A: New Year, New Me! B: Stanley please.... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4668 This is why I canceled my gym membership 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4669 They should not piss off Muffy. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4670 Vitriol, vitriol, vitriol! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4671 So now we have the Paleo Diet for cats? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4672 Can you change the channel? I’m so over these political ads 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4673 It’s all just CGI and camera effects… 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4674 Rookie mistake 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4675 I tell you, A. I. will ruin Film Industry 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4676 OMG, he's so hot! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4677 He won an Oscar for this one. I just don't get it. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4678 Steroids for sure! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4679 Dude, this is not what I had in mind for our Friday night binge-watching. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4680 So that’s what we used to look like? Damn, I’ve gotta start chasing that laser again 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4681 Your cousin Peter Parker! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4682 He's such a dreamy catchelor but I think he was supposed to hand out the rose, not destroy it. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4683 Whatever happened to romcoms? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4684 Oh jeez not the Call of the Wild again. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4685 You think that would get us dinner faster? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4686 Can you imagine? Eating a human BEFORE it's dead...? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4687 I heard he is vegan. We should really try to get back on a plant-based diet. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4688 It's all AI now. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4689 Seems aloof, but what would I know. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4690 I wish that was me… 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4691 ok, well he may be good in bed, but will he do the dishes 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4692 Will I get the easter eggs if I haven't seen the cougar one? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4693 I'm so sick of these impossible body standards. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4694 I contemn science fiction. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4695 I know, hon, but we just watched an hour of 'The Bachelor Kitten'. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4696 Maybe we should start going to the gym 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4697 The production value is great, but the acting is amateurish, don’t you think? I’d give it one paw up. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4698 Poor Grandpa. He was an outside cat that no one ever let inside. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4699 They're all juicing. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4700 Everyone knows he wears lifts. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4701 TV perpetuates such unrealistic body standards” - Viola Gatti Roaf, New Yor 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4702 …and I said, ‘Yeah mom, I get it. Cousin Ben is doing really great stuff. But you know what? I have stripes too and I’m on this continent.’ 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4703 Cuz is going places 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4704 Another pharma ad for clawnapin? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4705 No, I’m not mad but you’re the one who wanted to watch this. I just get tired of having to rewind so much. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4706 Me, before I got fixed. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4707 Give me two weeks to get back into fighting shape and I could totally take that guy. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4708 He don't look so tough to me. He's an actor, for Christ's Sake! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4709 Guess your father won't be home again. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4710 He's all about the method - I'm sure he put on 40 pounds for this part! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4711 Hunting is overrated, I vastly prefer canned food. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
4712 Is that Rambo? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4713 Another ad for a halitosis treatment.” 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4714 It really does give one paws to think just meow we've succeeded in clawing our own way to the top, doesn't it, Felis? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4715 What a nightmare-laser point on a disco ball! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4716 'roids. No question. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4717 Meh, it's not doing it for me. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4718 I hear their salaries are through the roof. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4719 The way she eats is disgusting. Don’t throw up. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4720 This isn’t actually about his eye, it’s a metaphor for overcoming your own fears. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4721 Dis brings a tear to my eye when I think I could'a been a contend'a. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4722 23andMe says we're related. For the nine lives of me, I don't see how. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4723 These films on The Capnip Channel always make me feel inadequate 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4724 I think I was born in the wrong era, I would've loved Ancient Egypt. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4725 Pay close attention to this and just maybe you can improve your stalking success. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4726 I know most of it is makeup, but he looks stunning in this! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4727 This is so boring, let’s watch something more exciting like The Birds. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4728 This could be us but you playin 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4729 Wait, so he’s not the tiger king? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4730 He has taken your coat, darling 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4731 This could've been us. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4732 Are these shows real or CGI? I've never seen anybody like that around the garbage cans. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4733 I just don't understand this raw diet, lasagna tastes so much better cooked. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4734 Marge, this really isn't turning me on.. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4735 Looks like your mother. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4736 His character is totally not credible. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4737 I'm really sick of this Golden Age of Television thing. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4738 Remember whn we were just cute and didn't have opinions? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4739 Grandpa 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4740 I wonder who's feeding him. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4741 Freedom - yes. Tummy rubs - no. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4742 I really did look like him back in the 90’s. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4743 A lot of that is CGI,you know? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4744 I agree it was inspirational. But if we eat him who will feed us. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4745 He's not that gr-r-reat! ~ Nicole L. Stevens 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4746 ‘When I grow up I want to be a Television’ 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4747 Look, there's Daddy! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4748 Who keeps giving Tiger Moms TV shows? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4749 Stop touching yourself, Al Bundy 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4750 Enough with the home movies already! Let's watch America's got talent instead. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4751 So, how's your mom? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4752 LOL, Miss Thing thought she had the Group Date Rose in the bag. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4753 I bet his butt smells good. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4754 Where is our slave? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4755 I wonder what yarn looks like in 4K. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4756 These political debates are becoming boring 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4757 Gym tomorrow? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4758 You know it’s just camera angles, right? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4759 I prefer Lion King. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4760 That could've been me. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4761 One month back in the gym and I’d look just like that 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4762 Oh the Felinity! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4763 Thank god we’re Gen Z. Maggie, Melbourne Beach FL 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4764 This new weathercat just scares you into believing his forecast. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4765 I can’t tell if she’s real or AI-generated. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4766 You see, he has the eye of the tiger. All I have is farsighted vision. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4767 At least he is not a fat cat. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4768 Poo! That's just an AI tabby. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4769 The Real House Cats of Beverly Hills is up next 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4770 And down goes Roy! Siegfried starts the ten count as we close out on this, the most exciting boxing match in decades! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4771 „This movie is wild” 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4772 All these guys are on purr-formance enhancing drugs y’know. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4773 How much of Lion King was CGI? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4774 No dry food in a bowl, just old fashioned stalking. The Greatest Generation. 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
4775 Relax, he's just a paper tiger! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4776 They didn't know what it was like without the couch 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4777 I love these historic dramas. Imagine no canned food before we conquered hunans 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4778 The camera adds 10 pounds, and removes about 100 million years. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4779 I love watching Tiger Swift. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4780 This show sucks. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4781 Yeah, he’s tough but how many Instagram followers does he have? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4782 Look at Leonard, that’s what the telly does to cats. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4783 He never visits now that he’s big. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4784 Wow, he really bulked up for this film. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4785 I remember him from when he was just the weird neighbors ' pet 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4786 Today's AI is unbelievable 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4787 It raises deep anxiety withiin me,how about you? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4788 What he won’t tell you is that he’s a vegetarian. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4789 These reality TV stars these days are animals 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4790 I thought ‘Cat Scratch Fever’ was a porn flick.” 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4791 I think that’s dad. But they all look the same. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4792 Being so extra is what gets him on television. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4793 She looks like she’s gotten some work done 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4794 Netflix and Trill 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4795 ‘Sneeze or fleas?’ 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4796 Living in the jungle isn’t tough, I could do that. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4797 Do we really have to watch "The Tiger Wives of Kenya" again? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4798 I always knew my cousin Joe would make it big. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4799 He’s much smaller than you’d think 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4800 If I had only stuck to my New Years resolution last year... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4801 Big Daddy scares me. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4802 I saw this before. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4803 i'm so tired of all these ozempic commercials 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4804 There unrealistic models are truly demotivational 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4805 These nature documentaries are highly overrated. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4806 IS THIS REAL OR THAT AI S---T 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4807 Are there subtitles? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4808 So much violence... how about a rom-com next time? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4809 Yes, that looks glamorous, but I think I would miss the scratching pole. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4810 What is this rated? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4811 I’ve got to change my life. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4812 Where’s his better half? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4813 Oh please, not another farm-to-table show. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4814 Wow, au naturel, no litterbox! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4815 Is there anything else on? I’m not in the mood for reality television. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4816 What else do you expect from a platform called Catflix? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4817 I hate when they play re-runs. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4818 I dunno, these 'alpha male' podcasts seem a little aggressive. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4819 I don't think Jackson Galaxy has a chance of turning this Cat from Hell around. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4820 What a handsome devil 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4821 He may be nominated for an Emmy, but I think he's chewing the scenery in this series. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4822 I wonder if she has a conscience? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4823 Do you feel it yet? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4824 I did not desend from a maneating hunter. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4825 I just think he could have chosen another nickname besides "The Rock". 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4826 Gee, I wish I had her superpower. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4827 Back in the wild, we'd be back to chasin' flies for a livin'! No, thanks! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4828 Hon, you know I was never like that. I was always a cool cat. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4829 I dunno. Tiger King is just so 2020. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4830 His meow is bigger than his bite 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4831 I hate having to watch your ex on TV 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4832 You could look like that too if you did your zoomies more than once per day. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4833 The vet said my hormones were only a little sluggish 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4834 I shouldn’t have jumped on that Ozempic craze. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4835 It's CGI, you moron. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4836 Is he still your cat-lebrity crush? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4837 left cat bubble (Oh, what a heart-throb) right cat bubble (Hope he doesn't move into our neighborhood) 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4838 Every episode ends the same. It never gets old. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4839 It’s still to believe we’re related. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4840 Rerun season 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4841 This is the meta part. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4842 It’s a jungle out there, don’t you agree? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4843 I saw her at the airport once. She’s not that fierce looking in real life. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4844 If only we could knock the remote to the floor, we could finally get off the History Channel 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4845 That could have been me if I didn’t get that injury in senior year. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4846 plastic surgery is getting out of control 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4847 It is so much real like in HD 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4848 No more sneaking out. From now on we're indoor cats only. Agreed ? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4849 This could totally be me if I'd work out 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4850 Bill said that Sue couldn’t find the keys that Lilly left on the table next to the radiator in the bedroom at your apartment, and the lamp broke. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4851 TV isn't what it used to be. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4852 The director required some CGI enhancement for my action scenes 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4853 Think the Bachlorette's going to bite on that one? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4854 I just don't find him as attractive after he was meowed too. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4855 Look at that kitty purr. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4856 When are they gonna get to the part about Cousin Chester Cheetah? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4857 Photoshopped 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4858 I’m really not comfortable opening up our marriage 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4859 Beauty standards are getting so unrealistic! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4860 steroids 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4861 These Housecats don’t live realistic lives!! Where do they find them?? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4862 That’s me 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4863 I've got to get in shape. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4864 I've met that bengal....that is SO CGI!!!! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4865 The camera adds 10 pounds and at least 1 give-a-fuck 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4866 I hear they have a guy named Trump that growls like that. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4867 I hate it when those Princeton guys call us pussies. 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
4868 So dramatic. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4869 I know it’s a rerun but I love the part with that he pool. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4870 its a tough position, yknow? i mean, i hate biden as much as the next guy but, like- oh shit did he just rip that guys head off? thats awesome haha. but yeah its like; who else have we got? im sure as shit not voting hillary. no fucking way. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4871 I'm telling you Snowball, pound for pound I am stronger than this guy. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4872 These super heroes movies are starting to become boring, lately. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4873 I can’t believe you rented Cat Scratch Fever IV: Fluff’s Revenge for movie night. You promised we could watch a romcom. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4874 Is that a picture of me? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4875 And the Oscar goes to... 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4876 I guess he doesn't know how to open a can. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4877 When I said I wanted representation, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4878 I hear he’s big in Japan 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4879 It's totally scripted. In reality, we're never that active. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4880 So yeah, as you can see, my dad’s a pretty big deal, and that’s why I was put up for adoption. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4881 I bet they pay for his personal trainer. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4882 Wow, he looks exactly like me when I was young" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4883 Look, America's next top model is on. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4884 TV definitely makes you look bigger 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
4885 CATS are weird 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4886 This is wild! Pass me the remote. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4887 Is that the new model for Accenture with ‘go on and be a tiger’ 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4888 Learning how to roar, meow-ing doesn't work on that bitch anymore 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4889 That’s my cousin. We’re like two peas in a pod 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4890 Oh great another Cat fight 🔥 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4891 I’m telling you, Milly, it’s the keto diet and the strength training.” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4892 Paper tiger! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4893 We used to eat our owners." -Turner Caton, New Yor 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4894 Let 's switch to a another show. This one gives me agita. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4895 I'm getting tired of watching reruns of "The Tiger"!! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4896 Let's switch to reality TV. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4897 Fierce, sure, but 'grumpy' gets all the followers. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4898 He looks ferocious, but someone got him by his tail! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4899 Never quite got Uncle Tony . . . 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4900 I liked him better in 'Puss in boots.' 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4901 And she swears she hasn't had any work done 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4902 Not sure why he’s yelling. I just respond with strident rhetoric and nasty indifference. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4903 That’s was us in high school 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4904 Ever since You tube came along , these wilderness tiger shows are so meh yawn. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4905 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4906 I liked him better in "Tigers of the Lost Ark" 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4907 It's make up. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4908 I'm sick and tired of all this fictional superhero crap on TV. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4909 Oof. That Kittymanjaro ‘nip still brings the flashbacks. We should’ve seen this in IMAX! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4910 I am going to ask Henry Louis Gates to find my roots, I am sure that is my great, great....grandmother 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4911 And...more eye candy for you. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4912 These reality shows are so unrealistic. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4913 That's really amateurish. Can't "The Shred" find better than that? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4914 He's so full of it. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4915 They get better food, but don't understand real comfort. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4916 I’m not really a fan of reality television. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4917 If my human adopts THAT, I'm leaving! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4918 This wasn’t the ending to the Republican national convention that I expected 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4919 It's a tiger on the telly. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4920 Amazon recommended it. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4921 Is it just me, or does watching others make you feel "less than?" 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4922 It’s a new Netflix series called “Delicious Endings”. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4923 I can definitely take him. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4924 Well, if you ask me, he's using steroids. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4925 Thank you for the Catnip and Chill invite. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4926 He’s from my father’s side. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4927 This reminds me, I need to cancel my gym membership. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4928 Cat scratch fever, na na na-nah...Cat scratch fever da da da-dah! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4929 Someone needs to invent chalk for cats. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4930 Learn to control your misguided and outrageous behavior and you can begin to enjoy the life we live 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4931 You know that’s ketchup, right? I did background work for a few years. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4932 A li5 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4933 I used to look like that too when I was twenty 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4934 Does the screen look a little fuzzy to you? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4935 I need to get back to the gym 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4936 We should do more Hunting 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4937 This is going to be a 3-part reunion, at least. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4938 I don’t typically watch comedies. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4939 Is there anything other than sport on? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4940 Off-screen I'll bet she's a pussy. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4941 I’m rooting for him to win the nap. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4942 I can’t believe you paid that much. I don’t care that your sister painted it. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4943 Cats on steroids? How droll. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4944 Ever wish that you had made different choices? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4945 She’s actually my third cousin on my mom’s side but we’ve never met in person. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4946 This series was recommended by Seymour Katz 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4947 It's all CGI, you know. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4948 And to think he runs our country. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4949 Warning: Objects are closer than they appear. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4950 We've reached the end of Peak Big Cat TV. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4951 Oh, yeah… did I mention Grandpa was a little aggressive? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4952 Kittens! The latest Survivorcat is on! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4953 That's uncle Oscar. He made his millions in the fur trade. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4954 The good ol’ days! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4955 I hear he doesn’t date anyone over 25. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4956 That’s a lot of protein powder 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4957 This 'Human King' netflix show so watchable. Can't believe he would keep Humans as pets 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4958 Not my best angle. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4959 That's my cousin Bernie. He's been fitness training. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4960 But can he do his own taxes? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4961 Tigers have all the fun. I suppose you wouldn’t know about that, being an albino. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4962 Well, whatever. I was told 200 steps was plenty. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4963 Ooooohhhh yeah....... You're right! We have seen this. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4964 He really emphasized your savage side. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4965 It's election day hyperbole. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4966 Ttttttt...Women 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4967 Who are the Bengals playing today? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4968 He doesn’t even workout. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4969 And they called US “fat cats” 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4970 Nah!....it's gotta be AI. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4971 Ah. The days of our youth. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4972 His Boston accent is lousy. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4973 Don't always believe what you see on there. I sleep 15 hours a day and II stjll don't have a body like that. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4974 Good night cute cats and kitten. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4975 These country cats I tell ya, look his technique is all wrong. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4976 The outdoor ones are always aggro. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4977 He's a lot bigger in person. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4978 If only we flossed 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4979 David Attenborough’s looking angry tonight. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4980 Time to pratice 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4981 British house cats watch the coronation of the Tiger King 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4982 That's how you act when you don't get your way. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4983 Same cat time; same cat channel. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4984 Ugh, look at that cat go on again 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4985 Action heroes are so derivative nowadays. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4986 I guess this is what casting meant when they said they needed someone with more ‘body.’ 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4987 Uncle Frank is pretty cool sometimes. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4988 Tell the truth. Do you wish I was that catty? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4989 Our grandfather?? 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4990 Are we better off? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4991 What's he got that I havent? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4992 You see, it’s ALL in the stripes. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4993 Eight seasons, eight cancellations. The end is near. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4994 He looks like my father, but that language!" 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4995 Sure it’s comfortable, but it’s no box. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4996 I really wish I was motivated to spend more time at the gym 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4997 Survivor's not for me, but I bet I'd do great on Big Brother. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4998 I prefer subtitles in some foreign films 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4999 Ma, I've told you first this is a Repeat and 2nd it's not real! What did you say I can't hear you.... For goodness sakes turn on your hearing aid! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5000 That totally could have been me if my high school coach would have played me more. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5001 Meow-chicka-meow-meow 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5002 We'll need nine lives to keep up with the cable costs. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5003 Can we watch something other than home movies of your supposed relatives? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5004 He was a pussycat. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5005 I am not in danger ... I AM the danger ... I am the one who knocks!" 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5006 Lions are Africans ~ Tigers are Indians 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5007 She used to go out with Tony, but he was always tanked, and eventually they ran out of gas. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5008 The 4K screen is so lifelike. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5009 Leave it on, Jared should heed the warning. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5010 Yeah, they were going to offer me the role but I turned it down 1.1429 0.05857 70 64 2 4
5011 Amazon has the best shows. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5012 Such poor manners. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5013 I'd kill for some catnip right now. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5014 Can you believe it....how well we have evolved with humans bringing us the store bought gourmet food! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5015 Gosh I think that's Ginger on steroids. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5016 Succession for cats. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5017 Will Tony find love? Tune in to this season of the Catchelor. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5018 Is that "The Bengal and 1001 Roast Chickens"? I love the ending! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5019 I should start working out again. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5020 Come Closer 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5021 We would still rule the world if we had kept our genes together. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5022 Come oooon. I can’t believe he missed. I could definitely do better than that 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5023 we should change our carpet 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5024 I mean, yes, she's objectively ferocious, that doesn't mean I'm not scared of you, too, babe. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5025 I hate non-reality TV. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5026 I'm just not voting for a king of the jungle who attacks the moderator every other question. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5027 She's so good looking who cares about the plot 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5028 Rrrrrr. So handsome ❤️ 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5029 Pfft. Jungles suck. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5030 We really need to tune into more prime time shows. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5031 I could DEFINITELY do that 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5032 It's nothing but cat fights on reality TV these days. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5033 Pssssh. If those claws are real, I’m the Fancy Feast cat. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5034 I don’t think we’re vermin at all! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5035 Wife don’t like me goin down the pub wif me lads much after a days work. Need me a cheeky pint however. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5036 Pussy Pawn 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5037 Yikes! Can he see us?? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5038 Camera adds 15 pounds 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5039 What’s keeping you from looking like that, Kevin? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5040 He’s got the eye of the tiger 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5041 Uncivilised cats are so vulgar 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5042 Wait, there are no humans to fetch him glasses of water? Survivor has gone TOO FAR. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5043 Tomorrow I am hitting the gym! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5044 It’s his Type A personality 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5045 Love Island “Cats Edition” 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5046 You know Margaret, these big cats are just small cats inside. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5047 ‘Who’s gonna take the dog out?’ 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5048 Doesn't sound like a meow to me" 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
5049 I'm sorry I can't be her 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
5050 wildlife is just not appealing anymore " 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5051 The book was much better. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
5052 Must be nice not to have to worry about skid marks on the couch. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
5053 Always knew she was a tiger in bed, just didn’t realize she was a tiger in life! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
5054 My Uncle Tabby was never cool with having fleas. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5055 It's about time Marvel thought of us. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5056 These filters are so obvious 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5057 You never see a show titled "When Animals are Perfectly Well-Behaved". 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5058 He used to date that hot calico until he got busted for his catnip lab. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
5059 You've gotta admit, we didn't see the transformation from an orange tabby wannabe to the lion king apparent soon enough. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5060 man, life is tough for the homeless 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5061 I'm going upstairs to watch the Knicks 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5062 And I thought Cat-TV was a bird feeder through the window or just those lame YouTube videos. This is pawsitively better. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5063 a catastrophe 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5064 The Silent Roar of Our Sofas 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5065 We are so busted if mom catches us watching this stuff 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5066 Such a hunk of panthera masculinity! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5067 That would’ve been me if I hadn’t sprained my tail in high school. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5068 The new Frosted Flakes commercial is on 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5069 I wish i would’ve stayed in drama school… 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5070 I don’t care what you say, vaping is just as bad as smoking. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5071 It's about time Hollywood paid some attention to feline representation. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5072 Cats never change. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5073 I think I could take him. What do you think? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5074 I guess this is how the other half lives. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5075 This is our ninth life. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5076 Oh great. Another show about cats. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5077 Is it me, or is he always the same guy? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5078 This is going to be the most dramatic season ever. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5079 Big cat" my butt. Everyone knows the camera adds 10 pounds 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5080 It's these types of unrealistic media representations that really make me worry about the world we're leaving for Simba Jr. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5081 That's one way to kill fleas. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5082 On screen, he looks like a tiger. We know he is a pusseycat. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5083 So much for Netflix and Chill. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5084 He's mad because you were playing with the remote...AGAIN...and now it's lost...AGAIN! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5085 That’s what’s his name from Planet Earth. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5086 Let me guess…you wish I looked more like him 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5087 I don’t think he is ever going to make a move! He seems way more into the tiger king blowing dirt than cuddling or is he just being a stereotypical cat? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5088 That was a picture of me before covid... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5089 The talons are false news. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5090 I had no idea great grandpa was in this film. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5091 Sorry, sweetie… I thought “The Tiger” was going to be about a chef. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5092 I knew that we should have gone to acting school! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5093 Isn’t Lassie on. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5094 Representation is so important. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5095 I could have been like that tiger too if it wasn’t for this old football injury… 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5096 Showboating. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5097 He is Obviously on Ozempic. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5098 Meh...I could take that guy 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5099 god i fucking love this show 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5100 Did Nolan or Tarantino direct this? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5101 - Mommy said she would be well paid for her role tonight on TV. -Yeah, that was before she saw her producer's new coat, and you know how strong mom's opinions on fashion are... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5102 The world is so polarized right now. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5103 It’s so much better in IMAX. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5104 I think Jaws is on the other channel if you prefer? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5105 Is this a rerun of To Catch a Predator? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5106 This is restoring my testosterone. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5107 Why didn't they warn us that this broadcast may include offensive mewing? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
5108 Looks like Joe Burrow took care of Aaron Rogers once and for all. You wanna turn Yellowstone back on and watch Beth and Rip get their claws into some other bad guys? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5109 It’s not my best work, but I’m happy for the nomination 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5110 ‘Tiger mom?’ I read the book. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5111 Sure, it's fine for the kitties to see this - it's normal. Just make sure they don't watch anything with raised tails or suggestive walks. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5112 Just because he’s a billionaire lion, doesn’t make him better than us! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5113 Would you look at that fur ... what a sheen! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5114 What a plot twist. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5115 More impossible beauty standards to make us feel bad…. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
5116 Can you believe it? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5117 Im sure its and AI generated movie, he is just too enhanced! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5118 That was me in my younger days, Honey. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5119 Doesn't have a can opener, I guess. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5120 do you think we will ever get that big? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5121 YES! THAT IS GRANDPA TIGGER 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5122 Look! AI is so smart it can create black dots whenever those political cats spew lies. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5123 It's too violent. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5124 This AI thing is really getting out of control. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5125 He should be wearing an N95 mask 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5126 I'm so tired of those angry talking heads! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5127 Superheroes can be designed to appeal to almost any group you care to name. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5128 Oh God, Carlo's hungry again. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5129 I’m telling you Tom, these political debates can get a little scratchy” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5130 that’s hot… 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5131 Yeah, that’s the dog gaze right there 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5132 You will never find a guy who looks like that, but cares for you like I do. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5133 I looked like that once, in college. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5134 Calm down, I’m sure he’s already spoken for. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5135 That’s an Acatomy Award performance 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5136 Feline artists as a new concept has gotten old. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5137 I knew that guy,we were young. He was a passifist. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5138 Big deal,I could do that if I had more time. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5139 Would you rather watch cute baby videos? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5140 Word of the Day: Cattharsis (n.) 1. The process of purrging, and thereby providing relief from, strong emotions. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5141 He hasn’t been cast in anything since they accused him of eating Carol Baskin’s husband. They recently found the husband alive in Costa Rica. Cancel culture, amirite? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5142 A leopard never … wait … well I’ll be darned! 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5143 Can you believe he’s only 22? Bengals better trade up. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5144 No couch, no TV, no thanks! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5145 Kitty, They once used me in a famous cat meme. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5146 They make it seem so possible. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5147 If we're related to him, this is as close as I want to get! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5148 Didn't it seem that when the dogs had their day, they had more fun? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5149 Doesn't really motivate me. How about you? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5150 Hollywood... Everything looks better on TV! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5151 You know he's photoshopped, don't you? Don't fall for the cat-shaming. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5152 'Honey, this true crime stuff really gets you purring huh?' 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5153 I didn’t expect ‘Tiger King’ to be so literal 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5154 He’s no contender for Tom Hardy! 😻 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5155 I need to work out more 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5156 Fluffy my dear, I think we've reached the end of Netflix. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5157 He's going up against a hippo! I can't even handle the rats in this building! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5158 Another large man screaming. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5159 I heard she got her big break because she’s a nepo-kitten. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5160 Another hairball bites the dust! 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5161 If they show one more cat meme I'm barfin up hairballs. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5162 Just like my uncle at Thanksgiving. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5163 Wow, he's HOT! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5164 Hissing comes off better in slow motion. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5165 See? I told you... those claws look Fake. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5166 I'm impressed. He got a cereal contract. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5167 Whelp-Looks like whiskers did well for himself. We won’t be seeing him at the 20th kittieschool remeownion! He made it big time in meowliwood! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5168 Oh, the good 'ol days; fighting gladiators, blood mist, and unlimited cat nip. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
5169 She’s really let herself go. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
5170 By 2034 I'll be in fashion again 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5171 Yeah sure I loved it last season but this season is just becoming so political 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5172 Ozempic. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5173 And he used to be the cat’s meow 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5174 Is this a new political debate or a re-run 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5175 It's exhausting just watching them run through the jungle 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5176 I only get that angry when my food bowl is almost empty. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5177 I'm so glad Caterday Night Live is back. 😂 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5178 You know, I could do that if I wanted to! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5179 He's needs to be in therapy for anger management. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5180 I mean, look, it’s not as if it’s a real contest! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5181 Seriously? That is who they picked as the golden bachelorette? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5182 This weather reporter is barbaric. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5183 Wow, that’s a best Performance by a Cat Oscar for sure. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5184 I don't mean to be catty, but the camera only adds ten pounds, Madge. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5185 I still don't understand why they say getting domesticated was a dumb move. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5186 No way we share DNA. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5187 Having retired from life,I find this form of entertainment satisfying and empowering. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5188 Mom is never home.” “At least she’s yelling at someone else. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5189 they always depict us as being aggressive and savage. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5190 Ultraviolence aside, it's arguably the greatest show in the history of television. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5191 Real Housewives of the Amazon is beyond catty this season 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5192 Do you think she’s actually in the water or is it CGI? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5193 Where does he find the energy? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5194 Life of Pi has really jumped the shark with the boy in that boat. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5195 He used to be a serious actor, now it's just this 'roided up action junk. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5196 I could look like that too, if I worked out all of the time like he does. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5197 According to Henry Louis Gates Jr. that's our great-great-great-great-grandmother. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5198 I could do that too if I took steroids. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5199 Sure it'd be kinda nice--but would it worth it, big-picture? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5200 Looks like somebody could use a little catnip. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5201 Another campari, Tim? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5202 NBC needs to start adding trigger warnings 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5203 But what does it do for cuddles? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5204 I miss Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5205 "I'll bet he really reminds you of me." 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5206 That's my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather. He had quite the temper. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5207 Wow, can’t believe Britney let Wendy go all out 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5208 This Bob Cat painting tutorial just got really intense. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5209 When I grow up, I wanna be like him. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5210 I thought fighting to the death over a can of tuna was rough, but a rose? Woof. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5211 you know I don't like the implications this says about us. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5212 And my money was on the 49ners. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5213 See it’s rising false expectations! No one can be that big. And you know what we say… The size doesn’t matter but the way you use it does. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5214 Ew, look how dirty their paws got. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5215 Modern life is just so unfair, it's so much harder for modern cats like us. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5216 We could have been that! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5217 Yeah right, soooooo fierce! Give me a break. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5218 He's really GOT to stop doing that........... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5219 Something something body dysmorphia 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5220 That's not the Tiger King... just wait til you see him. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
5221 Meh... I only need to step up my gym game for a few weeks. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
5222 would you go hunt me down some salmon rillettes from the fridge? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5223 I get bored and hungry watching 'Days Of Our 9 Lives' 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5224 ‘Born Free’ as a movie is a great concept, but I’m too used to my creature comforts. Even camping out doesn’t sound appealing 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5225 All mouth and no trousers. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5226 I guess those PETA folks are pretty tasty. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
5227 He’s my cousin, you know. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
5228 You made a beautiful portrait of your father. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
5229 I heard she took meowzepmic to get this part 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5230 Haven't we seen him in something else? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5231 This kind of typecasting is so 1980. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5232 Oh sure! If I take steroids, I can do that better. Punk! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5233 Where can I get some pussy like that? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
5234 I was at school with his brother you know 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5235 I heard that only 15 of the girls get roses tonight 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5236 Do you think he’s cute? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5237 I don’t know Rock, I think you need to train more for this fight 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5238 I think I've about had it with these super hero flicks. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5239 When’s the last time we went out for dinner? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5240 I know he’s your cousin, but I just think Netflix is hurting for content. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5241 Only a cat of a different coat, that’s all the truth I know..” “I shouldn’t have let you watch Game of Thrones, oh lord of Catsamere.. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5242 What do you want to do when you grow up? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5243 Lol, Life Goals 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5244 How many episodes left in the season? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5245 Talk about unrealistic expectations. How are we supposed to look like that?! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5246 And that’s why I always cough into my elbow. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5247 Such a showboater. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5248 Seems a bit wild to me 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5249 I'm such a couch purr-tato. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5250 Call me old-fashioned, but "Feline Bachelor" has finally gone too far. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5251 Lots to envy, sure, but there’s no free food in the kitchen. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5252 He's not that big in real life. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5253 It's a biopic of me scratching the old couch. It's how we bought the new couch, which I also plan to scratch. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5254 Not sure how Uncle Fred made it to the telly - but there he is.. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5255 I just love him in all his movies! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5256 I’m such bored of the inspirational marketing 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5257 You know, Joe — we could do that, but I think we will leave that to the adults. Amelia, age 9. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5258 No matter how tough he looks, he still hates Mondays. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5259 The HouseCats Could Neva 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5260 She’s done a lot of work on herself! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5261 Can you switch the channel to Real House-cats? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5262 I find it inspirational and aspirational. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5263 I don't get it. Why do humans love staring at that glowing box? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5264 Yeah, but think of the dry cleaning bill. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5265 I don’t think he’s there for the right reasons 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
5266 Fitbit is his gig now with 100,000 steps a day a must! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5267 Why didn't mum tell us she was going on Survivor? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5268 I'll take creationism anytime! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5269 Are they setting unrealistic expectations? I feel bad enough about my body already... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5270 I don't believe these diet supplement ads, do you? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5271 Somebody give that cat some catnip. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5272 Sweetheart, have you changed our litter recently? 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5273 I have to go on a diet. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5274 I hate home movies 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5275 I wonder if his stomach drags the ground like ours? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5276 Tiger tiger burning Bright I could watch this show all night. Up in that feline sky we would never want this to just go by. If you twitch your whiskers just right we may turn into a tiger tonight 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5277 Meh, I bet he wishes he had the power that we do. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5278 Pigeons have more feathers, so, you know, take that with a grain of salt. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5279 I read that he had a lot of work done after his last movie flopped. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5280 I just can't relate to these Hollywood types. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5281 That's your hall pass? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5282 Yeah, if it wasn’t for that knee injury I could’ve gone pro. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5283 We missed our 2023 new years resolution, not sure if we’ll ever meet this goal, but don’t all cats have nine lives, even us? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5284 and i thought we were the lazy ones just look at him 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5285 These filters are getting out of hand 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5286 I told my cousin Tiger King Season 4 would be low budget and desperate, and not to do it! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5287 Do we have any Doritos? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5288 I'm starting to get tired with Marvel 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5289 Great grandpa used to boss this guy around, you hear me? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5290 People always tell me I look like him 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
5291 It's a pity his work has become so derivative. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
5292 It’s all in the editing 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5293 My cousin the Overachiever... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5294 you know she has had her canines sharpened and a nose job you can hardly recognize her.. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5295 Protagonist my claws. Let's see her knock over the wine glass without spilling any wine. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5296 In reality he's quite small. They had to put him on an apple box to make him look more fierce. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5297 CGI has gotten way out of hand. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5298 Nothing to fear. It's the camera adding twenty pounds that makes it look big. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5299 He wants us to follow him? I'd say the father back the better. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5300 Let’s try it with subtitles. I can't understand a word he's saying through all that growling. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5301 I bet she does Botox. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
5302 Would you still love me if I was a worm? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5303 Whoa - I know him - he got big! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5304 I think I’ll hit the gym tomorrow. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5305 Can we turn off the subtitles? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5306 National Geographic’s Big Cat Week 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5307 Next time on Real Housecats of Malaysia…” How do you watch this cra 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5308 I can’t believe they cast a regular tiger to play a Siberian Tiger 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5309 That’s what happens when you take steroids. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5310 It’s only January and I’m already sick of Orange Jesus coverage. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5311 You know they have stunt doubles for these things, 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5312 That move is sooo old-school. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5313 I like to see these flicks because on some level they make me feel like SUPERCAT! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5314 I find fossils depressing. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5315 Reality TV is just a bunch of catfights. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5316 Bloodlust, sure, but sleeping outdoors? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5317 Not so impressive when you realize he uses stunt doubles and has a wicked catnip habit. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5318 Too many kitty treats. 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
5319 Wanker 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5320 Those rage problems are just a product of their upbringing. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5321 I’m so sick of these unrealistic body types 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5322 I love the history channel 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5323 I thought you said this was a musical. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5324 Fluffy, that angry tiger is spewing dirt! Oh Tony, same old, same old. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5325 I love these historical dramas. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5326 This ‘Gay Redneck King’ is a wild doco, hey? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5327 Don’t you miss binge-watching from our cozy cardboard box? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5328 It’s always the cat you medium suspect who did it. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5329 Definitely from your side of the famil 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5330 It looks like a hard life. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5331 I always knew they were aggressive... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5332 I'm really tired of superhero movies 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5333 It's kept me off the catnip for 20 days and counting. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5334 I had a litter mate that looked like that during mating season. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5335 Just my luck, Mom. A one-night stand and I got your genes. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5336 You didn’t tell me this was a horror movie! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5337 Television, a circuit for insecurities. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5338 I finally understand the couch potato cliche. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5339 Two hrs into watching Killers of the Tiger Moon…only 3 more hours to go. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5340 I’ll bet that is an AI generated roar. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5341 You'd be angry too if you had to live like that 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5342 Oh, sure, he's a heckuva predator, but can we talk about his anger issues? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
5343 I don't believe those pills will make me look like THAT! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5344 You know, that could have been me. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5345 It’s that new realty show, “My Catnip Addiction” 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5346 #MeowToo. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5347 He's literally Me 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5348 Certainly looks like a 'Kitchen Nightmare' to me. Who wants to do that kind of work when you can just get takeout? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5349 I see my father... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5350 These bullies get all the screen time! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5351 Roar, roar, who cares. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5352 I don’t think we need a blood spatter analyst to know that gramma is throwing a hissy fit. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5353 I always tell myself, this year I'm going back to basics. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5354 Ok, so we chose comfort...is that so terrible? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5355 I swear it gets better in the 3rd Life. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5356 It's a self portrait. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5357 Can you stop turning on the meow-tion smoothing? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
5358 Tryhard 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5359 Tail Enhancement Formula 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5360 You know all his muscles are cgi , right ? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5361 They always make living in the wild look so glamorous,I'll take the couch and a can of tuna anyway! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5362 That's an amazing profile! But you know, of course, he's had work. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5363 I'm getting so bored of super hero movies. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5364 Maybe you'd rather watch a kitty sitcom? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5365 Why do you always make me look so angry? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5366 See, I told you this would have been incredible in IMAX." "Would IMAX be able to run it at full speed the entire way?" #releaseTheSlowerCut 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5367 I can watch him eat like 10,000 antelope but I can’t bear to watch when he’s hurting a poor, defenseless human. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5368 Hairballs. Celebrities are just like us! 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
5369 Do you think we should start going to the gym? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5370 I’m becoming desensitized to all of these true crime series 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5371 Enough with the fillers. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5372 Action hero movies are so formulaic and predictable. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5373 Sometimes it feels like we’re not even in the same family. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5374 You ere right about preserving our heritage; I'm glad that we decided to get grandpa's old 8mm tapes converted to DVDs 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5375 Tiger King" isn't turning out like I expected 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5376 Our regular channel is less boring than these commercials! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5377 Are you kidding? Covid and no mask? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5378 That cat looks so cool and wthit! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5379 If that's actually me...ow! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5380 Purr-fect, another Real House Cats of the Serengeti show. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5381 Fluffy, don't you ever tire of contemplating our primal instincts from the comfort of our domestication? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5382 Wow. Real Housewives is rough. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5383 You think The Real Housewives cat fights are real?! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5384 The loudest ones always win Big Brother“ 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5385 This is going to be a catastrophe! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5386 Ha! On a remote island fighting off pterodactyls. How original. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5387 Reality TV is so out of touch 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5388 I used to have similar visions of grandeur, but the simple kept-life agrees with me. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5389 See the mouse ... BE the Mouse, I always say. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5390 I don't know if I can take a year of these "elect me as king of the jungle" ads. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5391 Our human thinks he could fight this in the wild and win. He's definitely on that cracknip. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5392 Catflix and Roar 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5393 Do we have to watch the Tigers game again? How about the Knicks? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5394 Overact much? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5395 The pros always make it look easier than it really is... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5396 There’s nothing on… wanna play Pspspspspspspspspsps5? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5397 Such violence… 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5398 Honey this is so violent. I’m gonna watch the Golden Bachelor in my room. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5399 I could be a wild cat! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5400 I’m thinking of getting my hair cut to look like that 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5401 Cats gone wild. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5402 Whoa! So that's what I look like when I'm hangry. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5403 True Detective: Cat Country 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5404 Seems like a lot of work for a meal. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
5405 Classic lasagna recipe. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5406 See idk why ppl freaked out so much about Mel Gibson 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5407 Catatonic 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5408 All CGI and yet, no treats. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5409 These fat cats think they are da bomb com. I'm so not impressed" 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5410 Babe, WE SHOULD GO THERE FOR VACATION 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5411 This is my favorite program. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5412 Now that’s one cool cat! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5413 Maybe not an addict but definitely a user. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5414 Why are humans so fascinated by Uncle Harry's home movies? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5415 Flea succor upper show off 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5416 These unattainable Hollywood beauty standards are out of control 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5417 Looks like these two cats are watching “PawsOn” entertainment. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5418 RHINO! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5419 Nice to see Daddy on the big screen!. . 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5420 Is this “Fast And Furious” nine or ten? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5421 You see freckles, I told you, it is possible to accidentally knock the freckles off another pussycat. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5422 The new season of The Catchelor is gonna be a doozie 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5423 Watching this guy makes me feel tired 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5424 I use to date him/her before went famous on Discovery 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5425 Just another #caturday…. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5426 The Bachelor is getting out of hand 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5427 He reminds me of that Scalamandre wallpaper by our litter box. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5428 Wait paws it right there.. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5429 I could watch the Animal Planet all day long. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5430 I'm so sick of unrealistic standards of felinity. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5431 This remake of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof is by pure catnip for me. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5432 I'm telling you: he's a snotty bastard! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5433 He's not doing patriarchy very well. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5434 I could have been better than that but i’m so lazy 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5435 They say she only gets filmed in profile. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5436 That looks exhausting. I can't believe we're related. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5437 Yuck. I can smell his breath from here 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5438 Great Great Great Grandma in her Beast Era! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5439 I'm telling you, had I kept up with it after college then that would be me right there 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5440 Could have been us 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5441 that's not how it's really done 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5442 Kinda’ cute 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5443 Remember that play in 1991? I scored from the 40 yard line! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5444 Admirable, but it's a lot if work. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5445 There's too much violence on TV. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5446 Manx meowtial arts is no joke. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5447 What I wouldn't give to have his claws! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5448 I can’t believe he missed that tackle. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5449 Remember when we had the eye of the tiger? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5450 Do you think we should start using the stairs instead of the elevator. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5451 She’s always going on and on about the catriarchy. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5452 You know, these cats on screen get paid to work out. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5453 „….I miiauun it is all just scripted these days, ya know.“ 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5454 Would you have thought CGI characters could get this realistic twenty years ago? 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5455 Not feeling desire to become a predator. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5456 Some of our relatives just got out of control! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5457 This is what I was expecting when you made me watch “Tiger King.” 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5458 That's Aunt Joan on our Dad's side of the family. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5459 I’m getting tired of murder docs to be honest. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5460 I didn’t know cats could get Covid. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5461 This is really violent 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5462 Yup, even cat couples like to #bigcatflixandchill 😻😻👀👀📺📺 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5463 This is the best part. I can’t “paws” it now. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5464 And in conclusion , I will guarantee free fish Thursdays and kitty litter cleaned once day a week by the national forrest service! 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5465 What's wrong with chewing the scenery? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5466 I tell ya, reality TV just isn't that real anymore. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5467 I'd rather take a catnap than watch this TV Tiger. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5468 I’d definitely turn my chair for that cat. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5469 He’s my favorite crime fighter. Refuses to wear a flea collar but tracks down and eliminates every swarm by hand. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5470 Don’t be catty. Big cats should have a voice too 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5471 My cousin says his fangs are implants. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5472 Don't get any ideas. One squirrel outside and you're back shivering under the radiator. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5473 If this were Hallmark , he’d be a big-city feral cat who’d meet an inside cat girl; they’d argue about how to eat, where to live, and then reconcile after some sage advice from a sable cat. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5474 We need a new couch; my fucking back is killing me. Meowch, my back. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5475 11 miles of IMAX film - and they send it straight to streaming. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5476 Paws the video takes on a whole new concept. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5477 It's probably CGI. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5478 I wonder how much DNA we share with the Neandercats? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5479 Wow. He’s so hot. “- Mhm, if you’re into anger issues. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5480 Man, this show is HISS-terical! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5481 This movie was directed by one of the all-time greats, Roman Purrlanski. Yeah, I said it, “one of the greats.” Sure he raped a child, but he also directed Rosemary’s Kitty, and I’m sick of all these cats who can’t separate the art from the artist. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5482 Maybe if we go on a strict diet? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5483 What a waste! The bird feathers are my favorite part! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5484 what is this? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5485 She’s definitely getting a villain edit. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5486 It looks like a lot of work to get a square meal. My owner is so insecure - I'm now on Alaskan salmon. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5487 Doc said one more growth spurt… 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5488 Look at that hothead. I guess next, he’ll be running for president. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5489 Laura and Brian have watched so many cat movies. And still they did not see it coming that one day, we would eat them. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5490 They’re always so dramatic when their bowl is empty. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5491 I did my Ancestry and I'm 1/16 tiger on my 6th Great grandfather's side. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
5492 Look at those fake whiskers. You can totally tell he’s past his ninth life. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
5493 A bit dramatic, don't you think? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5494 I just love a large cat. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5495 Deepfake, or steroids. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5496 That's the thing with these superhero movies, they constantly trivialize unattainable standards. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5497 I so enjoy a good cage match. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5498 The Real House Cats of New York are just a bit too catty for me" 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5499 Hey Sniffles, you kinda look like him 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5500 There’s no way I’d let him near my catnip. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5501 Back in the day, I thought that was a zebra. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5502 It’s embarrassing, absolutely no subtilty 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5503 His intensity is amazing. Jackcat Pollock. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5504 This is great! I’m finally feeling represented in Hollywood. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5505 After almost 60 years, Shir Khan still looks damn good .., 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5506 Working out maybe 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5507 There is no off switch on a tiger. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5508 I'm wondering... Why did he just find a house and settle down?... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5509 Is that what I'm going to look like when I grow up? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5510 This cat can really sing. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5511 I sure would like to know where Tony got those anabolic steroids. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5512 He's hot. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5513 What does she have that we don 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5514 Honestly....too much work... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5515 God, he really let himself go 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5516 I was a National Merit Finalist and he was Least Likely to Succeed. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5517 ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5518 I sure hope this season's "Bachelor Cat" will be better than the Golden version ... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5519 Wow how feral, we definitely don't descend from them 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5520 It’s only a movie but I’m ready to scratch up the back of this thing, how about you? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5521 Fancy her feast! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5522 This is a re-run. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5523 He doesn't seem that tough. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5524 Wanna see me do better than that? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5525 Dad’s drinking again 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5526 I get told I resemble him all the time. I can really see it especially now that I’ve been working out. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5527 I'm getting really tired of these totally unrealistic "reality" shows. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5528 I can't believe we're phylogenetically related with these brutes! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5529 Can you go to Uber Eeeks and get some mice delivered? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5530 Reality TV is my guilty pleasure. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5531 I don't believe the Giant Cat myth. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5532 Genealogical research 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5533 These days it's all about the bling. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5534 I believe after seeing that big beautiful cat on the TV screen, we're eating too much! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5535 I've heard that watching scary movies raises male testosterone, and I haven't felt up to prowling the alley recently. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5536 All mouth and no action... 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5537 Do you want subtitles? I believe this is in Siamese. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5538 I was wondering what cousin Jim was up to these days 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5539 They say in real life he’s just a pussy cat. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5540 Oh dear that tv 📺 show again Naked and afraid 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5541 There’s no way he hasn’t had his stripes done 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5542 I think The Great British Baking Show has officially jumped the shark. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5543 I know misrepresentation in media is dangerous, but you have to admit he does look cool 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5544 Wow, it really is scary out there. Can you pass the catnip? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5545 I don’t know why you watch this stuff. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5546 That would be me if we lived closer to a gym. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5547 I don't understand your fascination with these detective shows. He can clearly smell who did it already. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5548 He's all growl and no bite, trust me. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5549 These films are so unrealistic. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5550 I don't know how Professor Gates does it, but he's found my sixth cousin, four times removed! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5551 Maybe in one of my next 9 lives I’ll come back looking like that guy. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5552 There's something about his MEEEOOOW that is both alluring and alarming! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5553 These filters are getting ridiculous 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5554 I’d just as soon do this with the TV off. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5555 That could be me if I kept my New Year's resolutions. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5556 These fake reality shows take my purr away. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5557 Yeah, I know it’s all exaggerated with camera tricks and multiple takes but it still hurts my body image. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5558 Once upon a time, we were wild and beautiful 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5559 I wish dad was never cast for "Wildcats of Africa". 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5560 I still say, he looks much larger on screen." Tom Devlin, Darien, C 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5561 And, that's how cars saved the bees. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5562 Your generation’s grown soft. In my day, cats were cats. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5563 I heard she’s had a bunch of work done on her tail. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5564 I’m not gossiping but his stripes are fake 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5565 How can you like him? I bet he is on steroids! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5566 That dude needs to groom more often. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5567 I wouldn't trade my litter box for anything he's got. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5568 Sure, some of us are aggressive and violent, but most of us just want what everybody else wants. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5569 ...coming out of catatonia ix never easy 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5570 He says wearing a mask is a sign of weakness. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5571 I used to be that way when I worked out at the gym 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5572 Totally over the top. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5573 I am not that fit. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5574 Bow and "meow" before the living god. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5575 Pass the catnip will you? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5576 So bad. A real tiger would never "hiss." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5577 Fierce. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5578 I refuse to be body shamed. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5579 It's good to know about evolution for our species. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5580 You’re wrong, Barton. It’s not COVID, Flu, or RSV. He’s got Big Cat Scratch Fever! 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5581 I’ve always wanted to watch the exorcist 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5582 Yeah my pals tell me I look like him. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5583 You can tell it's fake, just look at her paws 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5584 23 & MEOW says we're 3rd cousins. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5585 You should see how big the rest of me is. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5586 I'd like to visit but I don't know if we'd be welcome. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5587 Go cat, go. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5588 Who let the dog out? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5589 Let’s change it. The biography channel is boring. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5590 Wait, is he Itchy or Scratchy? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5591 I just don't see the attraction. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
5592 This is embarrassing to watch, even I could catch that deer.. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5593 My hero! But he is only virtual. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5594 He taught me to roar before he became a hot-shot artist. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5595 It would be nice to have a TV. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5596 I love watching those old home movies. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5597 There's always one that needs to be extra! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5598 I’m not a cat, but I play one on TV 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5599 Wow, that’s pretty wild. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5600 That’s not that impressive. I could do that. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5601 I think I know what's going to happen, he's going to get old and fat. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5602 Five bucks says he’s not a Jellicle cat. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5603 GO DAD GO 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5604 Not "Pouncing Tiger." I said, "Pouting Tiger" - more sophisticated. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5605 Do we always have to watch UFC? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5606 I know it’s scary, but you have to admit the algo is pretty darn good. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5607 Ouch. Lineages can really be embarrassing! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5608 I could never do that before a TV audience. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5609 That could be me too, if I really committed to the gym.. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5610 I think they’re trying to solicit the unconscious primitive vestiges of our former savage origins in order to incite the lure of travel tourism. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5611 His roar is worse than his bite. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5612 Netflix made a series even of Ned chasing mosquitoes 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5613 She looks pretty good for someone approaching the end of her nine lives. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5614 Liposuction, obviously. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5615 As we relax at home on our throne, I have to ask.. you call this cat Tiger King?” 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5616 Oh, that scares me 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5617 It's the AI-enhanced version of me. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5618 I told you - we would not have dated in high school 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5619 I prefer the internet. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5620 He hasn't changed a bit since high school. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5621 I don't get Reality TV 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5622 I hate it when the Cat Channel short screens classics. Forrest Gump is just off to the left." 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5623 If you're saying this guy is sexy I'll take your word for it,but I don't get it. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5624 Take notes, Billy. We might be there someday. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5625 I don't know...that hiss looked scripted. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5626 I could do that. Totally. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5627 Oh my, he's dreamy! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5628 I'm not Lyin those Flat Cats are no couch potatoes 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5629 The show's a CAT-astrophe! or This tiger documentary is grrrreat! or I secretly love the "Real Housecat's of Beverly Hills" 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5630 We have not come a long way. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5631 "I'm sure it's all special effects..." Tracy Brown, San Rafael, CA 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5632 Yeah, he can roar with the best of 'em, but methinks his acting skills are all tooth and no claw. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5633 OK. I see the tiger. But where's the damn Tiger King?! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5634 If that’s “nature red in tooth and claw”, gimme “read in torpor on couch” any day. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5635 Mopsy, when we hork up it sure doesn't look quite as magical as this. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5636 Our glorious past! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5637 He is doing well abroad 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5638 This movie's incredibly real... it makes me want to go under the tv' screen and punch that dude... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5639 You see that Katt Williams interview? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5640 I’m fed up with reality TV 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5641 I look bigger on screen. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5642 It’s all Botox and makeup. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5643 I have a problem with this tiny detail in her body, so ugly… 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5644 Pro Catting, just isn't what it used to be... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5645 How are we supposed to keep up with Hollywood's unrealistic beauty standards? 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5646 Do you think we can get that big? I wonder how much he lifts. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5647 Are you hinting I need to work out? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5648 These superhero movies are so farfetched. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5649 An inferiority complex in the making. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5650 That’s one bad case of halitosis! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5651 But what's his endgame? This. Exactly this. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5652 I thought it was "cats meow". 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5653 The epitome of rodomontade. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5654 I knew him when he was a kitten, and he's really just a puss! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5655 I know dear, but this painting goes perfectly in our living room” 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5656 Finally, the new season of Tiger King; 'The Big Cats Revenge' 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5657 ‘Woahhh…G.I. Jane! Low blow. I know she’s a Sphynx, but resorting to claws out?! Maddest Oscats ever!’ 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5658 Chester is so extra...it's exhausting. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5659 … Are we cooking or getting takeout tonight? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5660 Diet starts tomorrow 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5661 I just think I prefer him live on Broadway. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5662 I should really get started on my New Year’s resolution… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5663 I bet I could scratch HIS eyes out! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5664 I coulda been champ. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5665 My stripes are better. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5666 You know, I used to look like that. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5667 Babe, I definitely could’ve caught that 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5668 Game of Drones! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5669 Someone must have petted him the wrong direction. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5670 I could do that I just don't wanna. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5671 He ought to just chill. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5672 Reality tv has gotten so good, it's pretty purr-fect. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5673 That's gotta be CGI. No way he's that swole in real life. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5674 I love Meowsion Impossible: Dead Raccooning. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5675 These reality shows are all the same. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5676 ALERT: THE PAST SEVERAL EMAILS FROM YOU FOR THE CAPTION CONTEST ARE ALWAYS THE CATS ON THE COUCH. SOMETHING GLITCHY WITH YOUR CAPTION EMAILS. IMPOSSIBLE TO ENTER. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5677 There's one episode for each of his nine lives." 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5678 It just feels like Cousin Jerry is overacting this scene. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5679 You know, she gets paid to look like that. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5680 I'm just saying, you could look like that if you went to the gym. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5681 That was feral, but she ate. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5682 Ask your doctor about Viagra ? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5683 I've got the stripes. Need to work on the growl. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5684 No more porn. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5685 Sure, he's big, but he' s got nothing to say. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5686 I'm tired of television bombarding me with unrealistic expectations. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5687 I’ll bet she calls herself Pussy Galore. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5688 I knew them in high school. Total sweetheart! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5689 Next time we're in London to visit the queen we should stop in at David Attenborough's. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5690 Poor litter technique distracts from the message. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5691 Who watches this stuff besides us. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5692 I see why they named this new streaming service Catflix. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5693 At least he still has claws. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5694 I think I'm done with the MCU. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5695 Do you think these reality shows are scripted? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5696 Oh, to be young and spritely like that again. I'm going to stick to my resolutions this year -- no more Meow Mix before bedtime! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5697 You do know that he is only 5'1"? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5698 Why can't our real lives be like reality TV? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5699 macho cat with bad breath...no dates for you baby 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5700 No, I’m more of a Miranda. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5701 Her highlites look fake. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5702 These shows make me feel like I let dad down. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5703 …and this is your great great great grand fathers cousin. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5704 See? A couple of months at the gym and you could look like that. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5705 These reality shows are getting ridiculous. Nobody could do that much catnip and live! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5706 I heard he roars affirmations into the mirror every morning and listens to sigma grindset music 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5707 Wow, Terry’s roid rage is really out of control 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5708 I’m telling you, this guys totally my cousin 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5709 This chef is too aggressive when making biscuits. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5710 What are you thinking about right now? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5711 Now watch. In this next scene, there's a stunt double. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5712 There was a time when I was as buff as him. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5713 I could have gone pro if it weren't for my bad paw. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5714 More like ‘I am Tiger, Here Me Bore’ 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5715 Don’t you just hate documentaries.” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5716 Told you I was related to someone famous 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5717 I think I'll vote for the Dog candidate." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5718 Been there, done that. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5719 If only looks could kill…! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5720 Wow, a talking cat! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5721 They say art imitates life… Or is it the other way around? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5722 I love being an inside cat, but every so often I have the distinct urge to GRRRRR! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5723 'The humans have named the new guy 'avant garde.' I don't know what it means either." 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5724 You know these things are scripted. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5725 That looks like nothing but work to me. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5726 Will watching this make us Sasha Fierce? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5727 Is that your crazy uncle repeating Trump's fabrications, or mine? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5728 It’s a filter 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5729 Stupid commercials, remind me to cancel before the 7 day trial ends. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5730 I was called back for this. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5731 Sweetheart, it doesn't matter how hard I work out at the gym. I'm never going to get a ripped body like Big Cat Stud Muffin. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5732 That’s not HD ! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5733 No, they're NOT just like you and me. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5734 That's fake blood - I had to lose weight for this role. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5735 I can't hear a thing. Can you turn on the closed captions? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5736 Judge Cutie’s on again. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5737 You said this was a period piece from 2020? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5738 CGI. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5739 Do the OLEDs make me look fat? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5740 Buster or Buffy"...another Ed Wood disasterpiece, yes 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5741 Yet another serial killer murder-mystery. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5742 So glad I was raised vegan- I mean really, could you imagine getting all of that blood on your fur? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5743 These days TV just doesn't reflect reality. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5744 #catsgame 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5745 We really don't relate to that side of the family. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5746 My father Felix the Cat named me Silvester Catus hoping for big things, so I got a cast call for this show. Guess what? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5747 I like that he speaks his mind though. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5748 You think Carole Baskins did it? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5749 Did you lock the door? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5750 I like the ones they leave on for the kids, much better” 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5751 I’m so sick of these unrealistic body standards 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5752 These ‘get fit’ commercials are really starting to make me feel inadequate. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5753 You know,that really seems like a lot of unnecessary trouble. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5754 His big roar sure attracts a lot of flies and mosquitoes. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5755 Why the nose job? He looked great before. They all do it and it makes no sense. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5756 Yea, right, the thrill of victory and the agony of hairballs afterwards. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5757 This bigger-than-life trailer is just another unrealistic reality show. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5758 It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, even when you’re a tiger. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5759 It's all about attitude and mentality 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5760 Seriously, I feel no kinship with that giant monster. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5761 Who’s he kidding? He’s obviously had work done! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5762 That Princeton guy can only fake his roar! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5763 I knew him before he started steroids. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5764 Where did they get their freeze dried raw kibble back then? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5765 Give me some catnip and Ill bet I could slay this role too 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5766 I’m gonna talk to my hairdresser and see if they can make me look like that. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5767 Wow that’s what I want to be when I grow up 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5768 He was a real snob in high school. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5769 *Which* fridge? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5770 Watching “The Real Cats of the Serengeti” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5771 Smash. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5772 Can we watch something else? Tiger King reminds me too much of the lockdown, when we didn’t have the place to ourselves. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5773 This new AI babysitter scares the heck out of me. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5774 Nat Geo has the best reality TV. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5775 Isn't that our cousin Felix who went to Hollywood to become a star?" Jeff Manly Toronto,On 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5776 Ten thousand years ago that could have been us! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5777 That part was actually improvised. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5778 Personally for me, her biscuits weren’t that good. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5779 Change the channel our cousin will never change his stripes. -Taylor S Boston, MA 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5780 The cats in these reality shows have had so much work done. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5781 Do you think he had plastic surgery? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5782 Ralph, you know I hate violence on TV. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5783 This is my cousin Elsa in the movie ‘Born Free’. She almost became domesticated! contest 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5784 That’s very poor sneezing etiquette“ Cc @ fatu 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5785 I think he’s really the cat’s meow! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5786 Character actor 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5787 And Taylor thought her deep fake images were bad - my ex was never that swift 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5788 A total showoff. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5789 The acting and special effects are terrible on this show. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5790 I love RuPaul's Cat Race. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5791 I am trying, but I am really getting tired of your purrference for foreign film stars. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5792 Eh, I'm sure he has a stunt double. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5793 Another Greatest Generation documentary. They make me feel so lazy. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5794 Bro we should totally subscribe to his podcast 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5795 Now is this considered a drama or a dark comedy? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5796 He has the look of an authoritarian dictator to me. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5797 How long have we been sitting here?! Streaming is slowly killing us one meow-athon at a time. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5798 People forget Felix the Cat was the 1st televised image...ever! W2XBS, New York, 1928. You can look it up. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5799 I think domestication will save our species. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5800 I knew that one day she was gonna make it big! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5801 I used to look like that back in '74. Still lookin' good! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5802 I wish I could be more like my brave and ferocious ancestors rather than my litter box self. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5803 I knew cousin Tony was going to make it big 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5804 I read that he bulked up for this role with cross-fit and protein shakes. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5805 I know he was family,but my great great great grandfather scares me to death. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5806 Tiger started to get chubby after the first sequel. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5807 Why's he doing this? He was so good in comedies. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5808 I'm confused., So the Tiger King is NOT a tiger? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5809 Stop saying you are a distant cousin of his. I've met your family, remember? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5810 Soviet-Armenian cat w/a trendy haircut: "We should start a podcast." Belarussian-American cat w/an eating disorder: "That's retarded." 1.1200 0.04330 100 92 4 4
5811 She got her start in soaps. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5812 Uncle Leo was always a badass!” 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5813 look at what we could have been if we had chosen to grind . 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5814 If only I had a body like that… 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5815 Who can afford the tickets to see them live! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5816 I don’t know if I love this version of reality tv. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5817 Chillin' with Reality TV 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5818 Don't forget, brother, our plan is to eliminate the human species. It's in our blood. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5819 Scientists say all cats are the same no matter how big or small. If a tiger tries to eat me I’ll be the one doing the eating.You wait and see. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5820 He’s got those African genetics. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5821 Like I was saying Janice, representation matters. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5822 He's the last of our kind who hunted for food. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5823 Apparently she’s dating Pete Davidson. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5824 What are all those little black dots coming out of his mouth? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5825 Show-off! We can do that too, but we maintain our female dignity. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5826 ‘She’s faking it’ 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5827 You know, I could do that. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5828 The new season of „Pissed Animals“ is overrated! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5829 It's a sequel, "The Life of Die!" 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5830 I mean, should I just quit now? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5831 It’s amazing what AI can do! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5832 I’ve not been impressed by AI, but ‘Tiger King’ without the humans is a joy.” 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5833 I don’t think I could handle the stress. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5834 You know, sometimes I think it's best to be just couch potatoes like us." 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5835 If we break it, we just might end up with Cat Channel.” 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5836 I guess someone forgot to tell Mr. Tiger that inside voices are a thing 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5837 I'm so sick and tired of art imitating life. Where's the creativity in that? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5838 reality TV these days... totally scripted. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5839 I wouldn’t be caught dead in 4K! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5840 Ozempic I think! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5841 Well gosh darn would you look at the stripes on that one! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5842 Spoil alert. Het gets the antelope. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5843 Would you believe that’s my spirit animal? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5844 I'm so depressed. My DNA test said I'm part Neanderthal. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5845 Running wild with Bear Grylls: jungle survival for cats 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5846 I really don’t get it, this modernist paw art 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5847 He's living the dream! 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
5848 I thought you said your ex wasn’t bigger than me 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5849 ‘love it when our meow turns into roar ‘ 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5850 he does chair yoga… 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5851 It's like he doesn't care about aerosolized droplets! Cover your mouth you barbarian! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5852 Yeah, but you know they’re all on juice right? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5853 He really plays to the camera well, but maybe a little over done 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5854 Reality shows are so fake 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5855 Ginger, he’s the cats MEOW. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5856 It's another Predator prequel. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5857 Poor Bugger, doing it tough!! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5858 You look at him and then you look at us and you really see the difference between having a tiger mom and a cat mom. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5859 I have such a cat-crush on him these days. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5860 Wakanda Forever? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5861 I thought this was a TV, not a mirror. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5862 I hear he has 10 lives. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5863 I'm thinking of trying Airsoft 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5864 He's my third cousin twice removed. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5865 Do I have to pick sides? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5866 I’m starting to believe it. I Am…Sasha Fierce 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5867 III n person he’s really not that tall 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5868 Just remember....he's only an actor. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5869 Catnip is a helluva drug Shelly. You don’t want this kind of heavy petting, trust me. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5870 Next time, let's just stick to cat videos. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5871 You ever feel like roughing it? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5872 The camera really adds 15 pounds ! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5873 See this is the scene I was talking about in cardboard box. They edited it out Cannes Film Festival, for its graphic nature" 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5874 Training video 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5875 With these Hi-Def TV's you can see every whisker. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5876 Awww..we could have gone out and seen this 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5877 Now that Eric has left for work,” said Mittens, “let’s have some of his beers.” “Definitely.” Replied Tobias. “And let’s change it from this gay nature show he put on for us and watch The Simpsons instead.” And they watched a Sideshow Bob episode 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5878 Sitting here after she fed us a good supper…We really have evolved well. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5879 I gotta hit the gym 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5880 Ew. Can’t believe he just ate that.” “Where do you think your food comes from?” “A can. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5881 Couldn’t they have left the tv on the cooking channel? 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
5882 So? We all have fish breath. I’m still not getting cat mints. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5883 Ooh, big scary hunter. You know he gets a per diem. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5884 Maybe we should get out and be more like these action heroes... On second thought, maybe not. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5885 Meh. So provincial. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5886 Where did he come from? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5887 I love these superhero movies! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5888 " Wow! Does that Cat have the Pipes! " 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5889 Oh I love The Real Housecats of New York. -J Torpey Jamestown, NC 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5890 ‚Natty‘ my ass. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5891 Yeah, right . . . 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5892 Wicked left hook. You remember the Swedish cat named Ingemar Johansson? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5893 They must script this to play up the cattiness 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5894 Gigachad 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5895 Ehh…MGM it’s not. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5896 Its a shame that our ancestors couldn’t manipulate the humans… 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5897 This season of the Real Housewives of the Savanna looks vicious. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5898 Let’s watch the movie where the lion takes down the wildebeest. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5899 Obese cats starve to death because the "couch was too comfortable." 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5900 I'm starting to regret that we stoped our keto diet" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5901 Since he went Hollywood he doesn 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5902 He's my fourth cousin on my father's side. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5903 I'm so tired of reality shows! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5904 I told him stripes were fine but no, he had to have spots. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5905 Mittens gave this HOW many stars on Litterboxd?! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5906 Gotta respect that Sigma Male grindset. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5907 Big ferocious tiger. Yada, yada, yada. Frankly, I feel sorry for the poor bastard. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5908 PBS’s “Finding Your Roots” is so informative. I always thought we descended from the guy who founded the deli in the Lower East Side! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5909 Seeing Mom live on TV hurts a bit, but this lifestyle is the bomb! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5910 Darling, thanks for your gift, but I will not go to gym! Let’s netflix and chill! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5911 He’s gonna get a point deduction for the splash 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5912 Ooh, this is when they tell him it's a constitutional monarchy. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5913 These “real housewives” sure are catty. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5914 Look at the detail on this new TV. You can see every speck of blood. It’s so realistic. You can almost eat the flesh from here. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5915 Definitely AI, just look at the claws. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5916 I had to wear a prosthetic nose for this scene 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5917 Walk could be easier prey than a gazelle? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5918 Looks like hard work 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5919 I could've been a tiger. But I turned it down because like everything else, I was indifferent to the idea. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5920 He was nothing before the growth hormone 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5921 You think he's handsome don't you? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5922 I’m fine with the decision to kill off Mr. McFeely, but Daniel Tiger really needs to work on his anger management. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5923 Seems like he's trying to hard. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5924 THEY’RE your hall pass?! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5925 Ever since he had those stripes tattooed on,he thinks he is so damn special. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5926 Caturday vibes = Catflix and chill 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5927 That’s a bad me-owwy! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5928 ‘Sure the lifestyle was impressive, but I cannot see a toilet for miles.’ 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5929 I could totally do that if I worked out 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5930 Don’t you think the choreography is fantastic? I love “Crouching Human, Hidden Dragon” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5931 What’s for dinner, babe? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5932 Do you think his back half might be behind the couch? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5933 How to get a bigger roar in just 30 days!? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5934 You sure that's uncle Joe? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5935 No wonder she didn’t catch it, you’ve got to wait longer before you pounce. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5936 That’s cousin Mittens. He’s purr-fect. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5937 Wow, looks like those Monotony of Nature Meat and Meat capsule supplements really work! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5938 They really wanted me in the MeeowCU but I didn’t want to change my body. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
5939 Told you he left it in the oven too long, mate 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5940 I wonder which country has the true conservatorship of the Royal Bengal. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5941 Two cats tuning in for their favorite reality show: 'When House Cats Dream Big – Tiger Edition!' 1.1148 0.05773 61 57 1 3
5942 Cats are the worst like why would he eat a mouse 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5943 Purrrfectly grrreat stalker flick! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5944 Whoa-I need another hit of catnip. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5945 Wow that looks like some great nip!" "You'll believe anything you see on TV. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5946 Life Goals! 🐅 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5947 Darwin greatly underestimated the power in managing up 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5948 you know that's my cousin, right? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5949 Man, I didn’t know these were our ancestors— how far we’ve come! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5950 The 'Woke' humans really treated Joe Exotic unfairly, perhaps more unfairly than any other crazy redneck in history. It was a perfect show! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5951 OK, I'll concede he looks buff, but there's a lot of CGI going on there, Fifi. So stop getting on my case. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5952 You can just tell she's had work done. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5953 That tiger sucks. I'm rooting for Mighty Fluffy. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5954 I dunno, is this cat real? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5955 Pssh, I could look like that if I had millions of dollars, a personal trainer, and a running Ozempic prescription. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5956 I was thinking about canceling this subscription but cat videos are so addicting. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5957 Who de-clawed him? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5958 let's watch a 5 minute craft on how to successful 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5959 I don’t know. The new season of Survivor just doesn’t feel very realistic. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5960 This adaptation of Cats seems fierce. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5961 Well I bet it took him like 3 personal trainers and a nanny to get into that shape! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5962 Aahhh,someday. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5963 cat 1: “big cats are soooo dramatic.” cat 2: “omg. i know right?” 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5964 You know, they're not really that big. It's all CGI and forced perspective 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5965 The monster still looks fake. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5966 I’m pretty sure he gets that kind of breath from eating bushmeat 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5967 Looks like Chris Hansen tried to catch the wrong predator. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5968 Barney gets royalties for this? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5969 I hear that the "pink in tooth and claw" support group has openings for new members. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5970 I want to grow up to be like him. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5971 I think it is about time we change dad‘s picture and bring his ego down a notch 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
5972 These Tarantino movies can be too much. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5973 So how is this about parenting? And does Princeton accept any REAL tigers? (By myself and Dan Manatt) 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5974 You don’t think it looks like me? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5975 Uncle Leo always had a nasty temper! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5976 I don’t think Chris Hansen is going to recover from that one 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5977 Did she just say "I am human hear me roar?" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5978 Not thrilled with the Bachelor this season. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5979 No question. He's The Rock of the cat world. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5980 Cat 1: "Is that a tiger or a distant ancestor?" Cat 2: "Either way, glad they're on TV and not here." 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5981 I could do that. In fact, I once thought about turning pro myself, then I thought, naaah. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5982 I don't see what's so wonderful about Tiggers... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5983 Bloody Orange cat behavior 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5984 I could look like that if I wanted to spend the time and money. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5985 Did you know that CGI stands for Cat-generated imagery? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5986 Definitely not what I thought you meant by, "Go down this rabbit hole with me." 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5987 I wouldn't trade places with him; domestication is the only way to go. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5988 Catnip & reality TV with my pawdner. Does it get any better⁉️ Paws up, if you agree ‼️ 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5989 Elon is outta pocket nowadays. Mad at the world I guess. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5990 You were right. This is so much better than House of the Dragon. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5991 Apparently this is David Cattenborough’s 9th and final film 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5992 After taking our supplements for a month. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5993 Honey, the director wanted alpha and that's what I gave him. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5994 You know….that’s my cousin Bruce 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5995 I'm voting for HIM! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5996 I'm just watching to see if she has the best wrapping paper. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5997 I could be him if I had more resources. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5998 Aunt Catrina is really going places…….I see her in the Elite Cat House someday! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5999 and this, son, is what we’ll all be like in the Y2K 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6000 You know, some say man created the cat, but really the cat created man. Literally. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6001 - This is historic, it's my grandpa Carlson playing Richard the Lion's Heart! - Look carefully you historic dope, this is my cousin Tucker in the Lion King! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6002 Who shot these home movies of me back then? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6003 Mr. Bubbles to Sir Coconut: ‘Man, I’m glad we peaced out of that branch of the evolutionary tree. So intense.‘ 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6004 The algorithms are getting too good. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6005 He always plays the same role. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6006 720 or 1080 Still scares the crap out of me 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6007 I was expecting "The Way We Were" with Streisand and Redford. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6008 What's Kirk doing there? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6009 Indoor cats sitting back, outdoor cat on the attack. Pause vs. paws. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6010 You know, they used to call me the Tiger King 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6011 I take him seriously, but not literally. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6012 I'm telling you, it's got to be the camera angles or something. There's no way they are really that big. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6013 Pretty soon he'll need tiger dentures. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6014 I get a little tired of him playing with his food. He's not that different than the rest of us. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6015 Well if I could afford a personal trainer like him... 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
6016 Would you do him! Really? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6017 My real inner me, what d'ya think? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6018 They really need to stop these Feline Secret fashion shows, they promote such negative body image issues… 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6019 Not sure CATFLIX is worth the money we spent. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6020 We are so lucky that we live in the USA 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6021 So that's what life is like when you're not a house cat. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6022 Ahh, I remember that day well. I had so much energy when I was young. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
6023 I know the whole "big man on campus" is supposed to be my goal, but it really just makes me tired. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6024 I could do that if my back wasn't injured from High School. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6025 Time for trazodone. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6026 So now we're supposed to be angry, too 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6027 Oh please, the camera easily adds a hundred pounds.” 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6028 Snowball, that looks just like me when I was younger. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6029 Do you think he’d rather be like us? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6030 Why are we watching this? isn't there anything else on? Do you think he had to audition for this? Do you think he's being paid for this? I wonder what they are feeding him ... 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6031 Brrrew-mreow. Brrrrew brrreeow? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
6032 That look’s been banned looks like its spread in small sizes. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6033 You know, I’ve been looking into ear tuft fillers myself. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6034 Those three months of Meow Mix-free was brutal, but man was I jacked. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6035 I bet he doesn’t get acid reflux. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6036 looks like we will be wearing masks again in spring" 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6037 In his audition I heard he really got the their tongue. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6038 Eh, really unrealistic CGI. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
6039 I still can't believe he stabbed two people to death 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6040 These deepfakes are making me thirsty. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6041 Maybe if we exercised more - or at all. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
6042 Maybe tuna from a can ain’t so bad!” Ann M Smith asmith75wfu@gmail.com Long Beach, M 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6043 If your owner bought you the better brand of cat food too then that could have been you on tv. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6044 I’d like to head butt with that Leonidas, purr 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6045 Fluffy, I think this is R-rated. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6046 This show was a lot better last season. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6047 I don't remember Dad making home movies. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6048 He's obviously not using clumping kitty litter. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6049 Pah! What a poser! Our automatic feeder is far more hygienic! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6050 That's me babe once I get some of that Ozempic stuff 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6051 We are the big cat's meow, its reality television that got small 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6052 Uncle Leo says he did it with Pilates but you can tell that he had a lot of work done. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6053 You want to binge watch this? This is my ancestors life story. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6054 I used this new AI tool to change my spots into this nouveau Faux Houndstooth style. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6055 After all this cat has done, I cannot believe he is going to ba a candidate again! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6056 These AI cat videos got me fired and on unemployement 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6057 Yikes!!! What dog dressing this guy?! Never mind that the TV camera adds 5-10 lbs; those horizontal stripes are NOT helping! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6058 TV channels, a perfect source for the power to see without moving a muscle. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6059 Look how far we’ve come. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6060 Very cattywampus! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6061 He couldn’t catch a three-legged zebra! Cut him! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6062 Purr-vel has completely gone downhill. Chasing the laser pointer is more exciting than this new Supercat. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6063 Perhaps we should change back to an all raw diet, I mean look at the luminescence of that coat! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6064 Those zoom lenses are amazing!. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6065 They say Bey has the same 24 hours in a day as we do, but it just doesn’t feel the same… 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6066 You probably don't believe me when I say that the camera always adds a few pounds 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6067 Is that Travis Kelce? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6068 Hobbes can roar "summer bodies are built in winter" all he wants; we're not leaving this loveseat. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6069 I'm bored of these super-hero movies 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6070 It has to be computer enhancement 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6071 I can do that too, you know. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6072 he's got my vote, look at those eyes! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6073 'You know, I didn't think that I was right for the part, but with a little AI help it came out fine.' 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6074 I want to be like him when I grow up 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6075 The "Eye of the Tabby" soundtrack is underwhelming me. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6076 Poor thing. He gets only one life and zero snuggles with the Humans! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6077 I’m so over Marvel movies. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6078 That could have been me, if I didn't have this shoulder issue... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6079 Would you look at all those little hair balls, as if spraying out a bunch of them somehow makes her more sophisticated. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6080 Do you think anyone will know I used a filter? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6081 I prefer First Blood to Last Blood. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6082 I get he can paint, but when does the crouching start 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6083 Reality TV is getting out of control. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6084 I don’t know what came over me, Mittens. I saw the bowl half full and just…lost it. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6085 Receipts 🐾 proof 🐾 timeline 🐾 screenshots 🐾 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6086 Talk about unrealistic body standards 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6087 If we had a tank, I don't think I'd feel safe putting one like this in it 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6088 That’s my Tyler Durden. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6089 this is exactly what I was talking about when you live in a world where Barbie doesn’t win an Oscar for Best Picture 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
6090 That's my great grandpa! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6091 Pfft, I'm not impressed. It's all done with CGI. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6092 That's an AI cat. Change the channel. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6093 It’s not fake. They actually amputated Ron Perlman’s hand in this scene. That’s real blood spatter. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6094 Yeah, I know ambition escaped me this time around, but I still have three more lives to try and be more like him, y'know? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6095 I’m telling you, our ancestors stuck to wet food. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6096 Why does everyone on TV look so purrrrfect? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6097 Oh no! Is that my daddy? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6098 I like the story but the performance seems overwrought 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6099 Uncle Jim was the best!! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6100 I love the way he says “You’re fired!” 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6101 Ugh, we have to wait until next week to see how Simba deals with the catnip attack. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6102 They say life in the state of nature is nasty, brutish, and short-haired. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6103 he seems weak. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6104 OK, but she's a pussycat at heart. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6105 He’s so ripped…must be on roids… 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6106 I’m just saying, I can totally throw my litter further than that 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6107 To be honest, I preferred his rendition of 'My Heart Will Go On 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6108 Sure, but you can't cuddle to Eye of the Tiger 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6109 No one’s calling him a pussy and lives!!! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6110 I hear he's only 1' 2" tall in real life. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6111 I'm tired of adventure shows. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6112 That looks like my Uncle Jerry! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6113 You'd think National Geographic wouldn't contribute to setting such unrealistic expectations. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6114 So hot! Meeeoooowww! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6115 Imagine, chasing gazelles across the Savanna. Makes the stroll to our food dishes seem pretty dull. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6116 Think he's from your side of the family tree or mine? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6117 Steroids will do that to you 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6118 Our brains evolved to require so many more calories than theirs. That’s why our bodies don’t prioritize muscle mass. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6119 Is this what we’re meownifesting this year? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6120 oh no not the cat strikes back...again 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6121 I never knew he was a southpaw. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6122 Seems like cousin Jerry is doing good in Hollywood 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6123 Things are overblown in the movies! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6124 That's my mom's first husband. She left him 'cause he had a bad temper. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6125 Do you think our evolution into something meaner will also be televised? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6126 Nothing will ever beat Tiger King. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6127 That documentary was pretty good, but I'm still not signing up for a gym membership... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6128 I mean, most of that is CGI. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6129 Sellout 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6130 If you want to see some real “Wild Kingdom,” check out the Carlsons’ backyard on a Saturday night 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
6131 This show sets unrealistic body standards. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6132 I could do that too, if I spent all day exercising in the jungle 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6133 Is this satire? Or do they think we still need Superheroes? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6134 I was invited to appear on Finding Your Roots, but it conflicted with my nap time. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6135 He said 30 minutes a day would awaken our Kundalini 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6136 I could never 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6137 I knew him when he was a small cat…. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
6138 Look at him...it's all catnip and photoshop 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6139 So much for my New Year’s resolution! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6140 Yeah, he's wild and free, but I bet he'd give it all up for some catnip and a scratching post! 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
6141 Glad we're too small to be hunted! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6142 I gotta admit, I'm into kitty porn. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6143 No matter how much his friends call him a pussy,Chester never misses Thursday night reality tv with his wife. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6144 and you still think that our TV has no issues? Look at the colour of his spit and the blur over the guy's face. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6145 Perhaps I should go ahead and try the Viagra. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6146 "I swear, they didn't use Photoshop in that scene!" 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6147 Well that's pity, I always liked Roy. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6148 Isn't that the cat from that show with the lion who was in that program we watched? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6149 If you just study and work hard, you could be on TV, too. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6150 OK, I get it now. They were being ironic. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6151 I would love to go kill something fresh for us for dinner, but our fucking HOA won’t let me. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6152 'AI can sure look real, but a giant cat, c'mon! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6153 You know, I'm related to him. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6154 Yeah, but we're considered chunk cats. We have way more followers than this big cat does. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6155 Wait a minute, Harriet. Is that my cousin Jack?! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6156 The Biggest Loser is so inspiring. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6157 I clicked "Like" and "Subscribe" and I even hit the bell, but he still doesn't even notice me. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6158 Sure had I didn’t inherit Daddy’s mean streak. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6159 I could look like that, too, if I had his stylist! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6160 It’s nothing like the original Tiger King in 2020. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6161 Ugh. Superhero movies are all the same. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6162 First cat: "That catnip left no crumbs." Second cat: "On gawd." 😂 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6163 'I hit my seventh life and I was benched...otherwise... 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6164 If I had the Infinity Collar, you know there would be a lot of dogs dissolved into catnip especially next door. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6165 I guess there is more than one meaning to BIG cat family. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6166 The Feral Cats of Los Angeles County” is a show I can’t look away from but it leaves me feeling kinda guilty 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6167 A little over the top, don't you agree? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6168 Where’s the remote? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6169 Why does it always seem so hungry/" 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6170 That’s only because of the big screen, you know. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6171 I'm getting of super hero movies. Maybe we stream something more realistic like Cats instead. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6172 So, it's really a Comedy . .he's just kidding about Day One marauding Super Powers. .. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6173 She’s such a bitch. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6174 He's never going to reach his full potential hunting like that. Its so easy, I don't why he can't figure it out. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6175 Aren't you glad I'm not like him. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6176 Feline Dion truly reigns supreme as the greatest of all time. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6177 He couldn't even catch that wildebeest. Pathetic. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6178 I guess we can re-watch another episode of this 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6179 The contest was just the excuse I needed to finally finish my Autobiography 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6180 Naaah... I wouldn't let him on the sofa!" 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6181 That pizza gave me heartburn 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6182 In real life he could not scare a mouse. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
6183 Wait, is she using Stanislavsky or method? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6184 Reminds me, I’ve slacked off on my New Year’s resolutions. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6185 I think dad might be a war criminal. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6186 The producers took a lot of liberty with AI 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6187 What the hell are we doing playing with stuffed mice? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6188 I just wanted you to see me before Viagra. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6189 Come on man, you have to make that catch. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6190 Motivational shows were not working 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6191 Do you think Thanos knows he has three more lives left? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6192 *Year 2050* “Ah yes son, these are what we used to call ‘Boomers’.” 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6193 this one is still good, but purrminator 2 is better 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6194 ‘What does this Timothee Chat-lamet have that I don’t have?!’ 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6195 I understand his motivation, but he's just showing off. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
6196 Sweetie, we should discuss unrealistic expectations towards body image. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
6197 Ok ONE more Real Housewives episode. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
6198 And we just thought our claws were for scratching furniture! Lynn Tomaro 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6199 I'm getting so tired of these superhero movies. What happened to those good ol' 'man bites dog' movies? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6200 I wish I was taller. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6201 I’m guessing he doesn’t have couch. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6202 big deal... I could look like that if I wanted to 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6203 All cats seem bigger on TV! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6204 I mean, Andrew Lloyd Webber is just peddling obvious tropes. To lump us all together like this… 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6205 He only looks like that because he's on steroids. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6206 Let's call for a pizza. Pepperoni, mouse, or aquarium lovers? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6207 If only 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6208 Looks like our great great great grandaddy had anger issues yo 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6209 Cats gone wild has really gone off the rails 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6210 Can you believe how big Cousin Hugh is? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6211 I wonder why he’s not wearing a mask. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6212 I always wondered what predatory meant. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6213 If he'd only learn to meow, the world would be his oyster. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6214 Idealized body images in popular media are big contributors to the mental health crisis. I prefer not to be a contributor. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6215 Yes, let out the inner roar. He shouldn’t have ate her sandwich. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6216 They look great and all but these movie stars really set unrealistic body standards for the rest of us… 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6217 The only reason he has a film career is because his mom is Cheetah Rivera. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6218 It's a weird feeling when you reach that age when you realize there are professional athletes younger than you. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6219 Orange cats… 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6220 I should start going to the jungle gym. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6221 How bourgeois... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6222 By the way, did you change the litter? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6223 I still think his sound was better before he got big 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6224 You think this is bad, you should see the sequel. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6225 HE'S A MEAN SON OF A TOMCAT, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO ADMIRE HIM 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
6226 I told you Carol did it. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6227 I’m not sure either - he needs a filter either way - but I hope he’s exhaling 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6228 David Attenborough makes these guys look so tough. I bet I could take him. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6229 You see my dear, there’s simply too much violence in these nature programs 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6230 Boy, do I dream of being like him one day. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6231 I could watch another, but I worry what it’s doing to your sense of self importance. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6232 Endangered? So much for Darwin. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6233 I don't understand why Tiger King became such a phenomenon; regardless if it first came out during the dark days of the Covid-19 Pandemic..? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6234 I’m glad we are finally getting closure to that whole Joe Exotic character arc. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6235 After watching these BBC docs, I sometimes just want a can of tuna and others, a huge shank on the hind leg of a Gazelle. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6236 Where’s the best supporting actor? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6237 Meow-mix and Chill. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6238 What else as he been in? I recognise him from something else but I can’t place it? That’s it. Tiger king. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6239 I'm so tired of unrealistic representation in media 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6240 Grandma was always ready for a new adventure. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6241 Yes his voice is deeper than mine but I have more style. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6242 Simba’s incredible in this. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6243 If we really do this, go to the gym, we could look like him? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6244 But has she ever had to use the subway? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6245 Yes, Photoshop… 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6246 Thinks he can rule the forest by roaring at everyone about everything! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6247 Isn’t that the jackal from the fourth sequel? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6248 I was up for that role but I didn't think it would help my growth as an actor. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6249 See, I told you it wasn't just me! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6250 I hear he's on steroids. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6251 Please change the channel, Lucy, he's a bit too scratchy for me. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6252 Four weeks of gym and I could look like that 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6253 You know Molly, Felality TV is perfect. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6254 Wowie wow wow I bet he's got a hugr tiger cock 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6255 This is my spirit animal. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6256 The Wild Animal channel is 'deer' to my heart, but the cable bill has gotten pretty wild. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6257 Who'd have thought that 'The Orange Tabbies of Newark' could be so vulgar? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6258 Singing? Seems so real! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6259 “The TV is doing that Soap-Opera effect thing again.” 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6260 I doubt he ever did dry January, Sheila. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6261 Reminds me of Big John in the Green Mile 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6262 Where's the jellicle remote? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6263 This is the only time I like Fido to be around 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6264 Our species is supremely adaptable to any environment. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6265 I think some purring would modulate a lot of that aggression. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6266 Someone replaced the TV with this boring painting...I think to remind us of the shame of scratching the furniture. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6267 Did I ever tell you that I had a tryout with the Tigers back in 2010? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6268 I think that drink you gave me was a catatonic 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6269 It's good, but not 15 bucks for an OnlyCats video good. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6270 ...just more of popular media's unrealistic expectations." 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6271 I think I saw a cute kitten 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6272 You know, I''m pretty sure I'd make a good tiger if society collapses. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6273 Her and the whole Katdashian family gets laser treatment. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6274 I prefer "Maestro" in the undubbed version. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6275 That’s the moment I heard the director yell ‘Cut!’, and I was replaced by this beast of a tiger. Shameful... 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6276 Guess those acting lessons paid off. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6277 Yeah, that’s my cousin Big Tony. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6278 This is Dad before they sent him to the farm. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6279 And they say cats are so close to their wild ancestors. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6280 lazy fat cat. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6281 Caution! That man may be hazardous to your health. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6282 Don't swipe him. Too egotistical. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6283 I prefer Tom-Bods anyway dear. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6284 That's me in my youthful, toned buff years, and now I'm just a middle age cat couch potato with a paunch. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6285 Apparently he has a new tequila brand and fur cosmetic line. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6286 It’s time for you to know it, Daisy. Royal Canin doesn’t come from Walmart. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6287 Is that Mom or Dad? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6288 He’s not even that ripped 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6289 Meow meow meow meow meeeow 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6290 My Uncle is the MGM Lion. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6291 It’s no fun having a celebrity mom…at least you don’t get mistaken for her… 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6292 He’s having a bad day. He needs a Roche Bobois bubble sofa. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6293 Delta workers watching the CEO in the break room. CEO making a statement on why a direct relationship is better than a voice and a vote. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6294 Porn sets such unrealistic expectations, doesn't it? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6295 He’s not my choice. No sense of timing or emotion you need for The Voice. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6296 It’s just like Xunzi said: “The nature of man is evil; his goodness is only acquired training.” 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6297 Can you imagine living in the wild like that?! How traumatic!” 😳 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6298 Grandpa with your active when he was young! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6299 I'm sure glad TV only transmits sight and sound, and not bad breathe! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6300 Sigmund and Freud. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6301 No. I don't think we're brain-dead cult followers. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6302 Are you sure this is the introductory exercise video? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6303 How many times are they going to show this Katz Delicatessen commercial? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6304 Nine is unobtainable, even Fellini recognized that 8 1/2 was tops. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6305 These goyangi romances really set unreasonable expectations. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6306 I want to grow up to be a tiger. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6307 I don't care if makes are supposed to be hunters. It's your turn to get the popcorn. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6308 Pffft i could have done better 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6309 He keeps killing but they say it's for a good reason. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6310 He’s hot. Yea, so hot. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6311 They look tougher than us but we outnumber them, honey! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6312 Look honey, that’s the ad of the new viagra pill, i told you try last night 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6313 He IS my brother! I’m a Runt King! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6314 They let anyone on the telly these days. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6315 Damn, Marvin. I've really let myself go. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6316 This doesn't look good dear. Cat masks are actually, going to be a thing. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6317 That damn Carole Baskin 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6318 Hey , He has orange stripes ,cool,pass the cheetoes! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6319 Pure catnip! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6320 It's a good thing this isn't in 3D 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6321 It's really hard to believe that he's my step father 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6322 Ironic that the orange one is issuing a dog whistle call 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6323 I am not loving this season of Desperate Housewives of The Jungle 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6324 You told me you were the biggest cat, Garfield. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6325 Closed captioning isn't working, can you read tiger lips? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6326 Im relieved the kittens aren’t watching this, its just so catatonic” 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6327 Oh lookie here. it is the new MGM film icon from uh. Xfinitys parent company, lost on Xfinity. Can you tell me did that buyout happen with crypto coins?? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6328 Wow! He’s not the cat’s meow. He’s the cat’s roar! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6329 It means no more football. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6330 It's all steroids, you know. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6331 Maybe we should have tried harder 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6332 Not many people know this but he was actually in Jungle Book. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6333 That's how I got my stripes. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6334 Avante-garde, maybe, but the chiaroscuro captures ambiguity like a B-grade noir.” 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
6335 1. Do you think he will come to the family reunion? 2. A Tale for Two Kitties. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6336 Two cats on the coach watching tiger roar." Karen Hardin, Franklin, I 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6337 Exactly, Snowball. He just like me. For real real. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6338 That could be you if you got your chubby body of the couch & really EXERCISED!! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6339 Do you think he is too aggressive? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6340 Really?? They are trying to say that dust floating in the air is an appropriate cat toy now? Unbelievable!!! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6341 Look....dad's gone IMAX! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6342 You know if I hadn't hurt my knee in high school, that could have been me. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6343 Now that’s a nice Cats remake! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6344 Our ancestors are so savage 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6345 Hey, remember Tiger King? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6346 These meow crime documentaries are getting out of hand 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6347 Turn the TV on, I hate this wallpaper. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6348 He's one of us, it's all done with make up. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6349 I'd look like that too if I got to work out in the jungle and eat gazelle meat all day. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6350 I'm not buying this "build muscle" after 10 stuff. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
6351 Really? Porno again. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6352 I could have gone pro if it weren’t for my bum knee 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6353 If I had any ambition to go to the gym, I'd look like that too. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6354 I guess humans aren’t the only armchair experts now. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6355 Me and him really aren’t that different. He’s the kind you’d like to have a beer with. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6356 big deal! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6357 I got paid a LOT of money to do that. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6358 Look hon a new episode of The Katdashian’s… 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6359 Another ‘real housecats’? What is this one? Portland? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6360 I just love watching ‘Real Felines of Beverly Hills’ with you, Fluffy. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6361 Ugh, not another catfight. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6362 Binging and purring again? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6363 The nail work is so obvious. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6364 That's my boyfriend. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6365 I’ve been told we could pass as twins. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6366 If I had known grown cats would be watching Supercat movies when I was a kitten I might've lived my whole life differently. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6367 You think maybe she’s on Ozempic? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6368 Who knew the Amazon had an Equinox? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6369 Hearing him growl is like mew-sic to my ears. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6370 You know everything looks so much larger on these 65 inch widescreen sets. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6371 Yeah he sure looks familiar. I just can’t place him. What a badass! He sure is cute though. MeOww! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6372 Just another paw-litical strongman, trying to scare us into submission. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6373 I bet if I quit the catnip, I could look like him in a week 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6374 I dated him for a while but he spits when he talks, off putting to say the least” “I’d put up with it …0h grrrr! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6375 Fame means nothing when you’re alone, I tell ya 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6376 I’m with Scorcese Babe. This isn’t cinema. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6377 I don’t care about his lifestyle. I’d get in there anyway. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6378 Can you believe the work she's had done? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6379 My wife left me, Bill 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6380 Am glad it’s A.I. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6381 My grandfather did that ! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6382 You know that urge to eat our Human we sometimes get? I'm feeling that right now. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6383 It’s crazy what AI can do these days. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6384 Playing Mike Tyson’s pet really jump started his meowvaleous acting career 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6385 That Biden cretin is trying to sell his CIA beasts as cats. I am not buying. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6386 I can tell he was never a couch potato 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6387 They’re clearly compensating for something 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6388 Dammit Luna… where did you put the remote? This is a rerun. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6389 I’m not so sure polka dots go with stripes. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6390 Yeah, she's gorgeous for sure! But do you see those perfectly sculpted ears, intimidating claw extensions and permanent eye liner? She's definitely had some work done. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6391 Ya know, it's sad that it took Hollywood almost a hundred years to finally use a cat as a film company's logo. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6392 Netflix version of Kill Bill is definitely better. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6393 These new simulators are like being right there. Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6394 Take that bum out of the game! I can catch mice better than that! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6395 I still think this would be better in a media room with OLED display and surround sound. And I still say that sound bars are so last year. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6396 Oh don’t be so catty! Going feral seems to be the new trend to look “purr-fect” but those stripes do look fake 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6397 We shouldn’t have ate all that popcorn 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6398 Bulimic Jewish cat: "No fair! Tigers are literally bulimic! Just look at her legs! There's no way her muscle tone is natural." Sleepy WASP cat, 3 Ambiens and 2 Nembutals deep: *drools* 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
6399 You know, the use a lot of filters to get that look. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6400 Aww, he’s juicing – there’s no way you can get that big naturally. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6401 I don't really want to be that when I grow up 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6402 I love her work but I don't know if we should still be watching it since she ate her own cubs. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6403 You're Kidding - that's really my Great-Great Grandpa? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6404 What a barbarian. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6405 I never thought Uncle Eddie would become a movie star 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6406 America’s Next Top Miaw 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
6407 please, even she doesn't look like that when she wakes up at night 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6408 5-Minute Crafts: how to become a tiger 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6409 His Make Animals Great Again hat is only available on back order 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6410 I’ve seen enough of Biographies, let’s see what’s playing on the Human Kingdom channel. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6411 Honey, can she be my hall pass 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6412 I don't see how others think we evolved from that cat. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6413 They never show the boring behind-the-scenes stuff . 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6414 Is he really our relative 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6415 I guess we should take the human for a walk soon. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6416 It’s a spitting image of you 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6417 according to the polls, his ‘make mice great again’ message has him favourite to be their President again 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6418 I didn’t know Disney+ was TV-MA. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6419 Is a tiger in a cage truly a tiger? I doubt it". Whoooa 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6420 He may be big on the outside but inside, he's just an angry kitten. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
6421 You would have thought the stripes would have make me more dominant but you're the one, honey.. Would you like the usual tuna salad for dinner? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6422 I told u my lineage was wild. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6423 That’s uncle Phil. As you can see, he’s got an anger management problem.. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6424 I'd look like that too, if I took steroids 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6425 January is a long month. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6426 He took on a gang of sled dogs. Now he has his own streaming series, Cat Gone Wild. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6427 I was pretty hungry. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6428 I’ve been waiting ever since the Pandemic for ‘Tiger King - Revenge of the Tigers!’ 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6429 As much as I love Catteau Reeves, I don't know if I can take the splatter of another Cat Wick movie. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6430 Let's see him try to survive in this jungle. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6431 Glad the stuck-up bully bit the bee hive! 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6432 Off topic, but I think we need a different brand of food. I keep throwing up all over the carpet. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6433 Sure they love us on camera, but try and get a cat approved as 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6434 Time for a new screen. The pixels have started to disappear. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6435 I'll bet she sleeps on the casting couch. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6436 HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE OUR JOHNNY 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6437 He's never home since he got that part. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6438 I’d be pissed too if I was pet like that 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6439 I am not sure this is the type of representation I advocated in my twenties for... 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6440 Where's the remote, I hate the history channel 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6441 I don’t care what anyone says, they are not very agile and don’t make good pets. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6442 Yes, we know, Fluffy, you could've gone pro if you wanted to. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6443 This is my favorite episode of Pokémon. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6444 It's the camera that's added those extra stripes to his look. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6445 That looks fun, but too much work. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6446 I know ‘Cats’ was a disaster, but the last thing it needed was a Snyder Cut. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6447 You have to turn off motion smoothing 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6448 Pffff. I could fight better than that. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6449 I’ll bet he gets more interesting food than we do. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6450 Yeah… I probably could have gone pro if I didn’t get burnt out in high school… 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6451 I heard Tomcat Hanks was a Scientologist. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6452 Our caretakers like MeTV, but I prefer the danger of FleaTV. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6453 I don't know, Gary, these politicians have really become animals. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6454 He's my second cousin, twice removed - always was a ham. I follow him on Insta. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6455 This seasons cat walk is greatttt 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6456 ...yet he still has to sleep outside in the rain. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6457 It’s a new filter 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6458 These reality shows aren’t the cat nip they used to be. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6459 Stereotypical, if you ask me. Next, she'll be rolling around In catnip. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6460 It’s the new Golden Tiger on Bachelor Cat 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6461 He's not better than me. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6462 I can fix him. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
6463 Meow be back. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6464 These pharmaceutical ads are getting out of paw! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6465 A nice touch for a big man. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6466 Yeah, yeah, I know: You feel fat and ugly. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6467 Do you think he's taking steroids? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6468 He does not have a therapist to understand free will. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6469 Honestly, I feel sorry for your ex... all muscle and no meal stability... right Kitty?... Kitty? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6470 I think I'll pass on the DNA test. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6471 Wish Catflix had more romantic comedies to watch… so tired of this vicious predator stuff…." 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6472 I could do that if I tried. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6473 Didn’t politicians used to have some respect for each other? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6474 She learned that last move from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6475 I just don't understand all that anger. I bet he never had any Little Friskies. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6476 How does she do it all? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6477 You know Mittens, I think what’s missing in my life is a raw meat diet. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6478 He's just so angry. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6479 This perpetuates an unrealistic ideal. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6480 Damn overachiever! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6481 I always knew Sid was big, but the TV added 20 lbs to that Fat Cat. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6482 There's our poster boy for 'Better Than Live.' 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6483 oooh! He' so handsome! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6484 I wouldn't say we're less ferocious. We're just more evolved. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6485 I don’t know why you’re so impressed. I could definitely do everything that cat’s doing. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6486 You you change the channel ? You know I don’t like scary movies. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6487 I hate these genealogy shows! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6488 Don’t you think he’s just the cat’s meow! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6489 Why do you have a picture of your PhD advisor in your house? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6490 Maybe he actually dies on season 7 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6491 There we go! You had to bring up cousin Raj. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6492 That must be CGI. Never seen a cat so big. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
6493 I can’t believe the orange guy is running again! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6494 That’s my perspective character 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6495 Just look at this filthy animal. I’m so glad we have evolved from this wild behavior 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6496 I bet he’ll be voted out today. Can’t be a faithful with that kind of reaction. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6497 🎵 … mista we could use a cat like Garfield again…🎶 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6498 Sorry if capital investment doesn't excite you. When I said 'that Michael Douglas film' on my profile, I meant 'Wall Street.' 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6499 I heard it took him six years to roar like Leonard Purstein 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6500 If you this he angry in this one, you should have seen him before he got fixed 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6501 You know he really does speak ever so well for one of those savage wild cats. Still I can’t imagine anyone actually voting for him 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
6502 It’s all fur coat no knickers in this day and age 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6503 You can’t tell me that cat isn’t on steroids, no one has a body like that naturally. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6504 Isn't he just dreamy! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
6505 We could have been movie stars too if we ate more tuna, instead of just chasing mice all the time. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6506 I don't know why you watch this filth Kevin 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6507 We look bigger on TV. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
6508 It was a different time… 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6509 he had so much potential 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6510 We should have stuck to those resolutions… 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6511 Well, I don't think that cat's got rizz. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6512 Gotta stop watching these big cat nature shows, they make me feel infurior 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6513 My mom thinks he's hot, but ewww! He's so old! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6514 It’s wild what @robmcelhenney will do for always sunny 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6515 Look how the media distorts we mackerels still. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6516 I don't know why, but suddenly I feel like moving to Philadelphia and joining a boxing club 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6517 Why am I so obsessed with true crime? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6518 I can get that body if I start lifting weights. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6519 I’m not racist but why are those ones so aggressive? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6520 You’re going to need a bigger TV. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6521 Cat potatoes 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6522 Only in America. One life, you’re a shelter cat with feline AIDs, the next- you’re starring in ‘Real Housecats of New Jersey.’ 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6523 That's not Doja Cat. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6524 yeah but I bet he's jealous 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6525 I heard that he has recently posted his routine 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6526 It's all done with CGI and special effects. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6527 If HE had to catch mice all day, he would not have so much energy. OR Cousin Tigey needs anger management class. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6528 I'll remind you that your guy Yusuf, there, cut his claws on a cush sofa not at all like the one we're on. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6529 Don't you recognize her? It's Great Great Great Great Great Grandma! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6530 Her great great grandmother was a tabby. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6531 He really should've thrown the ball instead of trying for the run on that play 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
6532 For all the roar, she's actually a pussy cat like me. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6533 I’m guessing he’s on the Fancy Feat diet? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6534 Yeah, but aside from the cereal gig, what's he got that I haven't got? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6535 I should have played pro ball. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6536 Our famous cousin 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6537 Pathetic, you gotta get the first down there. @bensylevine 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6538 Cat Binging 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6539 Kim Tigerashian is so fierce. I wish I had stripes like that 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6540 I was never like her but life is still good. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6541 It’s all CGI these days. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6542 What have we become Mildred? What have we become? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6543 Ugh! I just can’t imagine who is going to vote for him. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6544 Don't get ideas from Carol! 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
6545 These reality shows are so unrelatable. They ought to do The Real Cougars of Maple Street. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6546 I just need to lose a few pounds. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6547 Netflix won’t let Halle Berry land her Mothership. Principal slaytography was completed in 2021, but mothering stalled out in post. Netflix has decided to take the boots the house tax write-down. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6548 I think cousin Marvin just ate Wolf Blitzer 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6549 That was me pre-gummies. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6550 I'm so glad for our investment strategy 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6551 My Year of Meows and Medication" by Ottessa Moshfegh, 201 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6552 He's full of hot air like all those loudmouth guys. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6553 Mindless violence is for cool cats. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6554 It's called "Keeping up with the Catdashians" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6555 It's amazing how the right camera angle, can bring out the beast in you 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6556 If you'd just go to the jungle more than once a week you could look like that too. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6557 ‘Feisty kitties are my new catnip.’ 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6558 The culture has gone downhill since they legalized catnip. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6559 Is that CGI? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6560 He stuck to his resolutions 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6561 All they do is train> 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6562 Fred, that reminds me, are we going to invite your uncle to our Spring barbecue this year? You remember how he couldn't stop himself and everyone from eating the raw meat?" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6563 Can you believe Rawrbie herself wasn’t even nominated for the Oscar?! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6564 Make believe is the way to relax. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6565 Look, I'm just a rodent control officer and you're stuck with me! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6566 meow 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6567 These January make-over shows are sooo unrealistic. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6568 Tigers don’t say roar they say meow… 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6569 Boy that’s a big cat! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6570 “Didn’t we pass No. 9 like an hour ago?” 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6571 Do you think we should call 911? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6572 That’s my Uncle Sam, he’s been featured on Lifestyles of the Fast and Feline! Can eat a can of tuna in less than 4 seconds! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6573 why is he so angry ? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6574 When we get in high school, I was Nala and she was Shenzi. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6575 Just because he’s a southpaw doesn’t make him a great artist. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6576 Felines-wo-wo-wo-felines… 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6577 Do you think that could be me someday? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6578 I’m still not buying into this whole “evolution” thing… 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6579 These reality show eliminations are getting quite aggressive. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6580 Look... Ozempic took another one. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6581 Is that a ‘Girls Gone Wild’ commercial? I totally forgot about those. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6582 Such dinosaur 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6583 Do you ever wish you'd never been domesticated? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6584 Nope. Nope. Nope. Back to birdwatching. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6585 : “This episode of: “My Life As a tiger” is giving me anxiety. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6586 I’m not a big fan of catsploitation films 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6587 Now you 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6588 Urban Pussy ...No Jungle Cats 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6589 Amateur. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6590 Just because Garfield’s your cousin doesn’t make his home movies interesting. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6591 I could have swiped right on him, but instead I ended up with you. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6592 Stereotyping the cat scratch is so demeaning. . 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6593 Who dunnit, the tiger or the lion? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6594 We've got to ask our aunt about these home movies. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6595 Kids these days are so desensitized 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6596 I can't believe our jungle cousins don't just ask the camera guys for food. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6597 I don’t usually like to watch myself, but when you work with Marty… 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6598 Handsome. But time to move on to the year of the Dragon 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6599 What are you so surprised about it’s all fake 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6600 We just watched Roary and that song The Eye of the Human keeps playing in my head 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6601 We only have an hour before they wake up. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6602 I had thumbs so I could change the channel. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6603 Since when did Forty-five become a fashion critic? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6604 Told you I’m from a show business family! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6605 I really think this Bachelor/Bachlorette franchise has run it's limit. We felines are too smart and aloof to lower ourselves to this level when mating! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6606 They caN DO MIRACLES WITH MAKE-UP 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6607 Nature may be read in the claw but insist on the Bluetooth. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6608 Babe, sorry, couldn’t afford the TV. Can watch this propped up painting and pretend we’re on a Netflix and Chill date night? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6609 Another episode of Beverly-CAT-hills is on and these cat-wives are at it again !! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6610 Now, that's what I call the real cat's meow! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6611 they want us to feel inferior so that we'll by something 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6612 Wow, she really needs to lay off the Four Loko. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6613 Tom has what I call a classic -not even big enough to pop out of his fur- complex. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6614 He juices. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6615 Wow I looked good. That was pre IKEA. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6616 I really like these action flicks! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6617 Catharine MacKinnon would not approve. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6618 Oh ya, he's a hunk alright... but let's face it, he'd eat you for breakfast! 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6619 Does this mean we have to watch this last episode of Survivor eight more times ? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6620 It's always fascinating to see how the professionals do it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6621 He reminds me of Trump having a bad roaring day... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6622 More unrealistic body standards in Hollywood 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6623 That's not her voice! I'm pretty sure they're using automated dialogue replacement here. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6624 You know, that could have been me. A talent scout told me I had real potential once when I was a teen. But then I got that injury... if not for that, I sure would have been able to achieve the same. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6625 I heard her agent gets paid in Fancy Feast 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6626 When I was in fifth grade I wanted to be like that, and I thought I could. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
6627 I blew up the selfie of the first time we met. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6628 How did the AI algorithm know I'd like this?! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6629 " He's fierce and dangerous, but he doesn't know how to eat mosquitoes." 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6630 TV : This is your brain on catnip “Poor thing. Good thing we don’t inhale.” 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6631 Yeh, yeh, I know he is a paid actor, but I think that feline Viagra is worth a try. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6632 That’s way too much spice. Even for a bengal. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6633 So, this is how I die. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6634 Catzilla, streaming exclusively on MGM+. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6635 That's just a show for the cameras. He's got my vote for his compassionate policies on runts of the litter. 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
6636 It looks to me like he's taking steroids. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6637 They sprayed water in my face. I tell you; these humans are animals! 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
6638 Not impressed. It's all AI, you know. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6639 And We Thought We Were Big Cats. 1.0794 0.04693 63 60 1 2
6640 Do you think that could be a wind-up antelope 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6641 Cripes, not another comic-book super hero movie! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6642 These reality shows have gotten really tedious. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6643 That's my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6644 'I told you roid rage was a real thing. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6645 Danderpump Rules is alright, but I preferred the Real Housecats of Orange County. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6646 He doesn’t need to be so aggressive. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6647 What a lazy attack! You know what... I could've made it in the wild. " - loveseat lio 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6648 With a little more self-esteem,I could have been there in his place. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6649 You’re not the cat you used to be. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6650 Watching these cat exercise instructional video classes never gets old.....😸📺 PS: Go Detroit Lions! 🦁 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6651 We used to make things in this species 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6652 Please stop comparing me to these movie stars! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6653 Just another Tuesday night episode of the Real Housewives. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6654 Coulda been me if I hadn’t torn my ACL in junior year 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6655 Some beauty standards are unrealistic. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6656 It looks good on the screen,but most of what you 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6657 #it's just fiction…as if this was really crime scene work” 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6658 You call yourself a predator? The Vultures are going for the sack. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6659 I bet Brad Kitt's got a sectional... Urg my back is killing me... When did you say we could get one again? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6660 Looks like Mom finally got her big break. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6661 Bummer, for sure he would have been nominated if it was not for its "black and white silent movie" category. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6662 We're so lucky we live in a house with a constant supply of mice. I can't imagine having to take down a gazelle just to survive. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6663 I really think Supertiger was overlooked in the Oscars. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6664 I think I need to start lifting weights again. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6665 My cousin Denny met that guy one time. My recently departed cousin Denny. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6666 Looks like your ex made it to the Big Top 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6667 5am miracle meowing, they say, heard of it?? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6668 Leopard is timeless…especially in Jersey. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6669 Hardly a day goes by that I don't feel lucky to be a trichromat 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6670 Pfft... animals amrite? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6671 she shows her tits in the one, too. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6672 Oh Howard, stop watching this! I never said I wanted you to act like a Tiger. I only wanted you to ask for fresh water. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6673 So climate change is dissolving stripes off his fur? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6674 Now they’re just showing off 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6675 I only watch reality tv for the big cat fights.” 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6676 omg, i hope i don't get that fat 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6677 Are you sure your cousin Marshal is his stunt double? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6678 Meh, training humans is easier. By the way, it's lunchtime. Fuzzy, go bite Nick. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6679 Where are the captions? I don't speak the Tigerion language. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6680 If you eat your vegetables, you'll be big and strong like him. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6681 You probably have to work out a lot to get a paying gig on one of those shows. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6682 Cat couch left: Hey! That’s Palmer the Bengal who likes to chew. Cat couch right: I heard Amazon streamed him on the internet without a SAG-AFTRA contract. Cat couch left: He’s not taking that lying down either. Watch out Amazon. He will chew on you. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6683 Couch potatoes mesmerized by the tiger show on meowflix. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6684 Finding your roots is the same every week 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6685 CGI blood spurts look so fake. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6686 Maybe I shouldn't have scratched the couch. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6687 Who needs to dream when you have a TV ? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6688 This soap opera is great, that’s mother”#newyorkercaptioncontes 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6689 Why didn’t they just leave the name HBO Max? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6690 You bumped Tony the Tiger off your list, for this guy? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6691 My Tiger Mom said Covid would be good for me. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6692 It's no wonder Ricardo dumped her. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6693 I never will use PEDs, I promise! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6694 Hey look, It's your cousin 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6695 he didn’t used to be such an agro mewscaster 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6696 Oh, it's all just steroids. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6697 I know it's AI-generated, but I like it. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6698 That looks like work. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6699 Mary had tried to explain to Joe that superheroes were just actors but he didn’t want to believe it. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6700 OK. If you want Victor Orban-Lite,vote for him. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6701 The other half of the series will be shown next week 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
6702 You missed the tackle? What a dummy! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6703 That's exactly what we aspire to be in our cozy domestic lives: fierce jungle predators confined to a cushioned existence" 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6704 His wife was my roommate in college. She always said ‘Say it. Don’t spray it.’ I thought she was talking about me. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6705 And that’s how our grandparents used to live, Marvin, the olden days. Life is good now isn’t it. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6706 I can’t believe he didn't catch that! And they treat him with millions of dog hairs. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6707 They never miss an episode of Wild Cat”. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6708 If we had DVR'd it, I could take a litter box break. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6709 Sorry, Honey. I'm taking "The Jungle Book" off pause. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6710 Would you still love me if I was like this tiger? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6711 Sometimes I fantasize about being an action character like him! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6712 Cat 1: Should we flip over to the latest election poll forecast? Cat 2: No 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6713 Good, I was getting tired of MGM movies. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6714 I know these reality shows are fake, but still, they look so real. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6715 Where’s the closed captioning? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6716 Look! That's uncle Big Cat! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6717 I know those are unrealistic standards dear, but I feel a slight movement in my nether regions. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6718 If you could just give up the treats you could save enough to be her. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6719 Please don't say approvingly that Mother is the cat's meow. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6720 I’m done with CGI. It’s just not believable. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6721 See, even wildcats cannot swim. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6722 Wait what?! This episode of Meow Mirror is just like what happened at work. But I didn't say those things! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6723 It's just not the same without Joe Exotic. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6724 I cherish technology and creature comforts, but I miss that, too. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6725 Well if he wore a mask he wouldn’t spread that fish smell everywhere… 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6726 They may be cooler as a species but whose lifestyle is more cushy? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6727 That's like earlier when I responded to some kitty who said soya was as nice as full-fat. Boy did I tell HIM! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6728 Is it me,or does the screen add ten pounds? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6729 It’s so obvious that a stunt double 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6730 What do you think his royalties are for this? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6731 As if you could do that! I'm feline armchair cat vibes... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6732 Incredible marketing, but I’ll never buy their dry food. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6733 It’s not my best work. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6734 Zoo'flix and chill ? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6735 It's just... So wide" "Like me at my fully potential 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6736 We are becoming so like humans? Why? Two fat cats finding their inner self? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6737 Do you think the judge will let him testify in the closing arguments? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6738 Is this a QLED TV or an OLED TV or a LEOpard TV? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6739 Looks like a lot of work. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6740 I'm telling you honey, I was in much better shape back then! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6741 I love reality tv. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6742 His bite is worse than his bark; no need to vote, just switch the remote...to OFF!. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6743 I read he's snorting catnip again. Sad. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6744 He's the Jack Reacher of tiger cats. Mostly aspirational. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6745 I love shows about big cats like me. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6746 They really need to change their mascot. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6747 It's either this or the Ken Burns special on Mice. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6748 Don't you agree that this is a bit: much! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6749 "Oh please, Whiskers. Who needs the jungle when we've got a tiger in high definition from the comfort of our own purr-adise?" 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6750 Well, these are some unreal expectations for predators! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6751 The show on the cat burglar was more my speed. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6752 A distant relation 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6753 We need a CDC warning against sticking our paws in bee hives? NOT! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6754 ...and eventually we started speaking while they took up Opera. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6755 If they want to win, he’ll need to get a furbelow …… it’s cold out there. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6756 Stereotypical roles like that are what keeps giving us felines a bad name 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6757 The brightness in red is caused when the hemoglobin picks up oxygen…you wouldn’t notice that in 720p. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6758 I don't know, steroids don't seem that bad." 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6759 you know, I went to high school with them, right? You know it's all CGI right? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6760 Animal Planet occassionally sionally has some cute actors. _________________________________________________ I`m Tired of all these super-hero films. ___________________________________________________ I wish I could swat flies like him. 1.0694 0.04114 72 69 1 2
6761 Don't you think the screen exposure setting on that Tyger is burning a little too bright? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6762 I don’t think the producers understand that Cat King would do better. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6763 Yes, he's handsome and irresistible and all the rage, but afterwards, these matinee types get so testy when I block their way into the nursey. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6764 Damn! Now that 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6765 What’s cousin Larry doing in a movie? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6766 This season of Succession speaks to me, Snowball. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6767 All the great ones get the cat nip ads 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6768 I think they've captured our appearance quite well. Don't you Chuckie? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6769 That's Cat-zilla. Don't worry, he's a good guy, er, cat. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6770 That makes me hungry! Will you please go out and get me STEAK? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6771 I heard he is the 'love child' of Cheetra and Tygra, Lion-O was heartbroken when this became news. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6772 They say it was better on Broadway, but at least the movie version has Taylor Swift. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6773 Back in high school, that guy was a real pussycat. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6774 Them was days, Joxer, them was days. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6775 Look, your wild uncle is on TV again 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6776 I heard that he have 5 step face yoga routine for that chin 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6777 I couldn't be more frustrated 😤 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6778 My third cousin Gary never really was the best company at the dinner table. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6779 Wow, he REALLY fell off since high-school 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6780 Holy paw, she really needs some Whiskas. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6781 Wow, Mr. Bonkers is lookin good these days. I’ve gotta start working out again.” “Nobody looks like that irl, Felix, it’s all CGI. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6782 On second thought, better not invite the tiger to tea. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6783 Guess he got the second call back! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6784 Yup, I remember those days. I was in shape. I was 30 pounds lighter. And you were in love with me.” 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6785 It's all just makeup and lighting dear. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6786 This is to be our future! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6787 While I understand them wanting to record our negative behaviors, I’m not sure why we have to sit through this. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6788 Now this is a history channel I can watch! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6789 Well hello, menty-b. They’ve got to vote her off next, am I right? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6790 i bet those claws wouldn’t be able to work the remote. we once again prove darwin’s theory of evolution 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6791 Honey, we’re going vegan from tonight on. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6792 Hon, I want to update my freebie list. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6793 What a ham. I knew him when were kittens and he just loves to look in the mirror 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6794 Some are all hat with no horse, others are all roar with no bite! 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
6795 With Hi-DEF I would look even bigger 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6796 Of course it's AI. No way fluffy looks that big. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6797 He said the glow up was due to puberty 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6798 Ugh, I hate Ed Hardy commercials. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6799 Do you think she’s pretty? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6800 Two catatonics lounge on the couch watching The Bachelor. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6801 He’s so hot 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6802 She’s so catty in this episode. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6803 ‘I get already tired by seeing him roar’ 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6804 This film has definitely not been formatted to fit our screen. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6805 How is grandpa these days? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6806 Cat got HIS tongue 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6807 When I grow up I want to be big and just like him! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6808 NOW, THAT CAT'S A BLIVIT! 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6809 Which one of us will disappear now that he's snapped his fingers? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6810 You can build your body to any size with the right coach - that guy had the bucks to do it. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6811 He looks just like your brother Frank! Jill Banning Gainesville, Florida 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6812 It used to be m favorite cannel but now all they show are reruns 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6813 And I thought she was the runt of the litter. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6814 Hiss-terical 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6815 CALLYWOOD" has changed a lot, hey true but my handsome looks the same 😻, uh don't fall down It's VFX 😾 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6816 I told you, Fluffy, Detroit in no match for Cincinnati 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6817 It's nice to see cousin Elmo is doing well. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6818 wow! he's a big boy! wonder what he's been eating ... 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6819 That's what we did before there was television. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6820 What happened to the cations? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6821 What’s with this guy? You’d think he never stalked a fly before!” 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6822 FLASHBACK TO 2020:I WONDER WHAT A SHOW CALLED “TIGER KING” COULD POSSIBLY BE ABOUT, SHOULD WE WATCH IT? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6823 This is part of PBS inclusivity series, I wonder who they are gonna profile next?“ 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6824 This isn't Tiger King! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6825 Love this tiger king series. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6826 They say tv adds 15 pounds 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6827 Should’ve stuck the landing. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6828 It’s all CGI. Nobody has ten lives. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6829 I loved that role... Do you think I could still pull off playing the ingenue?" 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
6830 I heard he doesn't even do his own hissing. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6831 Yeah, right. Like his person would really be an accountant. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6832 This Tiger Guy is crazy to think he can raise and keep exotic humans! They belong in the wild. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6833 I know they don’t have bookshelves in the jungle, my point was, he would’ve caught it faster if he jumped from above. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6834 This is better than “COUGARS OF LA”. That title was a joke nothing but humans - not a single cat. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6835 Can you believe how many cats support this guy for 'King of the Jungle'? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6836 Gotta love these big cats in the wild 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6837 Sometimes I do feel cousin envy. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6838 Mama was on a rock star before you were born 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6839 There's no way those teeth are real. Botox much? 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
6840 A lot of people don’t know this but that is my cousin actually. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6841 His IMDB profile is rather short. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
6842 Drink for blood on shirt. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6843 Love is Feline has casted so terribly this season, he’s just in it for the fame. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6844 Players still getting taller. At some point, they're going to have to increase the height of the hoops… 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6845 I wonder who cleans his kitty litter box? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6846 If only they would apply themselves. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6847 I said I wanted 'Tom and Jerry,' not the Nature Channel. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6848 Dad was a "HELLCAT " and you and I are little pussies ! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6849 I don’t think Tiger Swift is part of the Eras Tour— Benjamin Button pranked us. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6850 I always wonder what the day to day of a method actor is like 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
6851 It's dull around here since we cancel cultured canines! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6852 I'm still not sure. Tiger on steroids or genetically enhanced bees. What about you? 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
6853 You can call them “aspirational” all you want but if you ask me, you’re all nuts. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6854 I wonder if she thinks she's actually going to catch those flies? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6855 Do you suppose he could be my father? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6856 He can't be an ancestor. Survival of the fittest? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6857 I don’t feel anything yet. Do you? 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6858 Cats being surprised as too what they could´ve done. As they sit comfortably on the couch. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6859 Taylor Sheridan has done it again. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6860 Have we really truly evolved though? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6861 And, that’s what I’ll look like after P90X. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6862 That's basically what happened when that mutt next door tried to fuck with me. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6863 AI killed the TV star. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6864 Do you really want to watch cat porno? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6865 Apparently ,you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry ! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6866 She may be ranked #1 tigress, but I could totally outscore her. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6867 This e 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6868 He needs to not be angry and be chill like us. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6869 Dad does looks pretty hot. But did he have to go on The Catchelor at his age? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6870 Our grandma always said I was the smarter one, anyways. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6871 Here's our options: we change the channel or we watch Tiger scratch somebody's ass. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6872 I wish he could me that dog down the street. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6873 That was me 3 years ago. I coulda' done that! Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
6874 I’ve already seen this, but I can’t remember if it was in this life or one of the previous eight. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6875 No finessé 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
6876 Home movies. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6877 This is the 4th time we are watching this movie, Darling! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6878 I don’t really see the point of this wild thing. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6879 I don’t see the big deal with these flatscreens, they said everything is lifelike 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
6880 Looks like Thanksgiving with Uncle Teddy is gonna be a bit awkward this year. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6881 That must be computer-generated. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6882 I don't know about you, Kitzy-Witzy, but I highly contend that these documentaries on environmental adaptation are so far-fetched. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6883 Big brother won stripes, war or January episode? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6884 Sigh, their lives are so purrfect. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6885 Oh, come on Bill!? You could’ve at least purred out a field goal! *…observed from the warm, lazy, comfort of our cat pad…* 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6886 You know those guys dress well, but they are really just like us. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6887 The Black Pumas are even better live! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6888 These murder mysteries always catch the killer. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6889 Gotta be CGI! 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6890 It's my Aunt Peaches in the classic: "Ninja Tigress From The Alley Of Lost Strays". 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6891 I could look like that too if I want it to... 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6892 Did Tony have an affair? Find out on this week’s frosty episode of Cheetahs. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6893 I don’t care which one of you pays, I just need a card for the bill! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6894 Time to paws the picture and go to bed. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6895 thank goodness we don't know that crazy thing 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6896 Earl, why can’t scratch like that? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6897 We need to stop watching true crime” 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6898 Thank goodness ! I thought you meant that boxing movie was on again 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6899 Getting that daily dose of cat drama 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6900 I mean, I could like that if I had his trainer. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6901 Our humans leave Nature on so we appreciate natural selection, why we were selected, and to help us become more serious about “those mice” in the basement! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6902 It just doesn't make any sense. The whole thing seems kind of pointless, don't you think? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6903 What’s wrong with this picture? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6904 How come we never do that anymore” or “man, I used to look handsome 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6905 I don’t know about you, but I just can’t relate to this Reality TV show. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6906 See? I told you my hooman loves me, this is her faborite show. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6907 That’s what the carnivore diet could do for us. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6908 It's a new day. We've made the big screen! 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6909 I bet his stripes aren't even real 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6910 It'll take more than a few muscles to get me off the couch. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6911 tiger king - time for a threesome 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6912 I wonder what is in her litterbox. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6913 I see he hasn’t discovered Postmates. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6914 Yeah, we might as well wait until next New Yea's now..." 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6915 I can’t explain it, but I get a kick out of cat videos. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6916 Since he got his own show, he's hardly ever home. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6917 You know this wide screen is not all that it was scratched up to be… 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6918 Fe lying around watching hacking hair balls 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6919 I agree that it's an odd anniversary present Sheila, but your parents have never liked me. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6920 He sure moves a lot. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6921 Frankly I’m bored; it’s all cat and no mouse in these debates. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6922 I don't like these unrealistic beauty standards. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6923 I must have missed the Tigger Warning 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6924 Why do all the big cats get the big movie roles? We are cuter than him! 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6925 She trained for 18 months AND did all of her own stunts. What else does a cat have to do to get some recognition in this industry? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6926 If I were him, I'd just use jaws and claws; I mean, how hard can it be? 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6927 Ever since my cousin got hooked on steroids, his acting career has really blown up. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6928 To be honest, I just didn’t believe in selling out. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6929 They should play Barry Sanders 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
6930 you know, I am thinking is this really a better life? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6931 I thought 4K OLED would be better than this. 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6932 Hard to believe he’s not related to us, eh? 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6933 Wow...feeling quite inadequet about now! How about you, Milly?" jk fuller genoa, nv 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6934 You know my cousin was next in line for this role 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6935 netflix & pill.. 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6936 I’m glad we’re not hungry! 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6937 This new movie with Jason Catham is amazing! 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6938 People who've seen my mother's films think I take after her,but I don't see the resemblance. Do you? 1.0143 0.01439 70 69 1 0
6939 Boy you knew who you were then.. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
6940 Some Ted Nugent thing... 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0