Contest #882


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I think this calls for a discouraging word. 1.7866 0.01194 4986 2416 1218 1352
1 Yeah, he’s good. But I don’t think he’s going anywhere. 1.7134 0.01501 2711 1328 832 551
2 He don’t ride too good but his dismount is a thing of beauty. 1.6926 0.01842 1734 858 551 325
3 He’s been through the desert on a horse with no mane. 1.6839 0.01476 3015 1617 734 664
4 He saw the wrong man about a horse. 1.6803 0.01105 4802 2420 1497 885
5 Never buy a horse online. 1.6730 0.01389 3138 1630 904 604
6 When I asked if he knew how to handle himself on a horse, I should have been a lot more specific. 1.6730 0.01900 1575 789 512 274
7 He's also the fastest gun in the west, so no one wants to tell him. 1.6704 0.01602 2297 1180 694 423
8 Reckon I should’ve read the whole résumé… 1.6625 0.01688 2009 1028 631 350
9 Definitely his first rodeo. 1.6620 0.01414 2855 1460 900 495
10 Don't fire him yet. Let's see if he sticks the landing. 1.6578 0.01719 1920 985 607 328
11 Nope, that ain’t the horse he rode in on. 1.6529 0.01581 2391 1273 675 443
12 Yes. This is his first rodeo. 1.6518 0.01452 2734 1429 828 477
13 There’s Frank, on his high horse again! 1.6500 0.01859 1763 953 474 336
14 This is what happens when you buy a horse off the internet... 1.6492 0.02145 1297 694 364 239
15 Apparently, this IS his first rodeo 1.6426 0.01527 2510 1343 721 446
16 Pa, if it's alright with you, I won't be going off to college like Luke done. 1.6423 0.01968 1571 859 415 297
17 It’s OK. He’s not a real cowboy, either. 1.6312 0.01724 1898 1014 570 314
18 All you asked was, "Is he good on a horse?" 1.6278 0.01529 2359 1253 731 375
19 I’da given him a 10, but his toes should be pointing towards that there mesa. 1.6275 0.01873 1600 858 480 262
20 If Hank can't break him, nobody can. 1.6233 0.01609 2235 1226 625 384
21 Because his mother owns the ranch, that’s why. 1.6220 0.01520 2405 1294 726 385
22 The Old West is changing, Zeke. 1.6214 0.01615 2063 1093 658 312
23 Must be his first rodeo. 1.6190 0.01768 1743 933 541 269
24 Like to see him try to lead that horse to water. 1.6155 0.01662 2005 1089 598 318
25 We should’ve been clearer when we told him to bring his own horse. 1.6155 0.01569 2174 1160 690 324
26 You think that’s crazy? You should see him try to feed it. 1.6136 0.02052 1351 746 381 224
27 And that's why we never use a job recruiter from back East. 1.6125 0.01475 2640 1468 727 445
28 Billy lost his horse in the divorce. 1.6115 0.01533 2407 1330 682 395
29 Jed's the only cowboy I know with saddle sores on his hands. 1.6098 0.01595 2199 1211 635 353
30 I knew he'd never mount to anything. 1.6058 0.02252 1111 618 313 180
31 I have to say, I never thought anyone would break ol' Pommel. 1.6043 0.01603 2224 1249 606 369
32 I can't wait to see how he circles the wagons. 1.6026 0.01628 2101 1168 600 333
33 Well, I don’t know. I think he always worked from home. 1.6004 0.01592 2245 1266 610 369
34 I'll give him a 10 if he lands the dismount without losing his hat. 1.5892 0.01708 1733 940 565 228
35 It's still better than Pickleball. 1.5880 0.01862 1614 921 437 256
36 His therapist told him to get back on the horse. 1.5852 0.01772 1625 891 517 217
37 I know now why his horse ran away. 1.5845 0.01932 1485 848 406 231
38 Who's gonna tell him "work from home" is over? 1.5831 0.02282 1113 651 275 187
39 Whaddya think? Time for a discouraging word? 1.5720 0.01990 1486 891 340 255
40 Explain to me again...Why did we start using AI to screen job applicants? 1.5719 0.01990 1404 819 367 218
41 Before you say anything, you should know he’s the Sheriff’s nephew. 1.5676 0.02095 1161 655 353 153
42 Ol’ Slim kinda lost it after Trigger died. 1.5647 0.02224 1013 570 314 129
43 .....but on the upside you don't have to feed or water it. 1.5601 0.02012 1182 657 388 137
44 This is why you don’t buy horses on the Internet, Tex. 1.5573 0.02149 1247 757 285 205
45 He don't go far, but he sure looks good getting there. 1.5573 0.02121 1091 616 342 133
46 Damn prep school cowboys 1.5556 0.02178 1125 661 303 161
47 The worst thing is that half the time he gets bucked off. 1.5536 0.02174 1232 756 270 206
48 I said bring your own horse. I should have been more specific. 1.5459 0.02184 1134 681 287 166
49 I reckoned Chester was different when I saw his spandex dungarees. 1.5458 0.02249 1059 633 274 152
50 All he said was, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..." 1.5428 0.02323 912 528 273 111
51 What concerns me is that he gave it a name. 1.5426 0.02351 1021 628 232 161
52 That's what you get when you order a horse online. 1.5393 0.02346 1042 649 224 169
53 He can’t ride for spit, but his dismount is a 10. 1.5374 0.03698 361 211 106 44
54 Just another one trick pony. 1.5373 0.02225 992 579 293 120
55 I gotta say, that's so much better than his floor routine. 1.5370 0.02385 959 586 231 142
56 I reckon it's his first rodeo. 1.5362 0.02238 1037 621 276 140
57 He’s our diversity hire. 1.5356 0.02480 898 553 209 136
58 He’s practicing for the PETA rodeo. 1.5350 0.02443 899 547 223 129
59 Wait'll he tries that shit on Ol' Red here. 1.5349 0.02367 1017 636 218 163
60 He’s going for gold.” 1.5340 0.02342 955 576 248 131
61 You sure that's the horse he rode in on? 1.5314 0.02541 828 506 204 118
62 His other horse is in the shop. 1.5304 0.02316 922 546 263 113
63 You ever reckon we should've given him a discouraging word? 1.5288 0.02569 885 565 172 148
64 Maybe this IS his first rodeo. 1.5273 0.02419 916 564 221 131
65 This might actually be his first rodeo 1.5254 0.04235 295 181 73 41
66 Again, tell me how he got here on that. 1.5238 0.02462 861 527 217 117
67 He’s been this way ever since he’s gone vegan. 1.5238 0.02588 821 514 184 123
68 It's unusual, but think what he saves on oats 1.5232 0.02507 753 443 226 84
69 I was thinkin' 'Pommel' was kind of a funny name for a horse. 1.5216 0.02534 719 420 223 76
70 You know, I thought Pommel was a weird name for a horse… 1.5207 0.02598 726 435 204 87
71 Why that’s a 360 loop to a double heel-click. Don’t you know anything? 1.5201 0.02597 771 474 193 104
72 It's how Tex became Slim 1.5197 0.02601 762 467 194 101
73 He was homeschooled 1.5172 0.02729 725 455 165 105
74 Maybe ‘must have horse skills’ wasn’t the best wording for the recruitment ad. 1.5159 0.02503 820 505 207 108
75 And that’s why you shouldn’t lie on your resume. 1.5153 0.02603 784 490 184 110
76 He calls this element “Blazing Straddles” 1.5117 0.02702 725 455 169 101
77 Should we tell him? No, I’ve never seen him this happy. 1.5111 0.03144 495 301 135 59
78 Never buy a horse on the internet. 1.5097 0.02608 777 489 180 108
79 He never learned how to whittle or spit like the other boys. 1.5085 0.02802 649 403 162 84
80 He doesn't travel far, but he has magnificent form. 1.5068 0.02753 590 349 183 58
81 Yeah, but its feed bill is zero, and you never have to clean its stall. 1.5050 0.02526 695 411 217 67
82 I'm beginning to think this might be his first rodeo. 1.5049 0.02744 713 455 156 102
83 Well Slim, I give him an 8.5 1.5033 0.02748 610 367 179 64
84 Well, fair to say, I think it IS his first rodeo." 1.5021 0.02702 715 453 165 97
85 So,he finally got to compete in the desert with a horse with no name 1.5007 0.02844 683 444 136 103
86 The west ain't as wild as it used to be. 1.5007 0.02786 711 462 142 107
87 Oh man, I like this so much better than his cheerleader phase. 1.5000 0.02808 626 389 161 76
88 True. . . but wait until you see his dismount. 1.4987 0.02520 754 464 204 86
89 You sure it ain’t his first rodeo? 1.4985 0.02884 652 422 135 95
90 He used to nail the branding. 1.4978 0.02949 689 466 103 120
91 How do we tell him the 2024 Summer Games are not in Paris Texas but in Paris France ? 1.4940 0.02770 672 429 154 89
92 Don't let your cowboys be gymnasts 1.4934 0.03058 533 336 131 66
93 It's a horse with no mane! 1.4924 0.02798 658 421 150 87
94 In fairness, it is his first rodeo. 1.4921 0.02638 695 434 180 81
95 He loves that horse. Won't stop bragging about it's zero emissions. 1.4909 0.02907 603 385 140 78
96 How embarrassing- doesn't he know to point his toes? 1.4901 0.03035 557 357 127 73
97 I believe this is his first rodeo. 1.4891 0.02683 685 433 169 83
98 You have to careful ordering a “horse” on Amazon. 1.4882 0.02869 592 373 149 70
99 And now the contestant from PETA. 1.4863 0.03235 547 369 90 88
100 I’m taking a point off for him not pointing his toes. 1.4856 0.03065 486 300 136 50
101 To be fair, we never did specify what kind of horse. 1.4856 0.02938 554 348 143 63
102 Must be one of those cowboys from PETA. 1.4833 0.03039 540 346 127 67
103 He ain't been the same since Trigger died. 1.4831 0.02992 532 335 137 60
104 Never use Alexa to order a horse. 1.4829 0.03087 557 366 113 78
105 All hat, no horse if you ask me 1.4826 0.02958 576 371 132 73
106 Why, yes; this is his first rodeo. 1.4815 0.02958 594 388 126 80
107 He’s been like this ever since he went vegan 1.4813 0.03041 563 368 119 76
108 If anyone can break this wild pommel horse, it's him. 1.4811 0.03008 528 334 134 60
109 Is that the horse he rode in on? 1.4801 0.02913 577 369 139 69
110 Wait for it. That six-shooter’s a part of the dismount. 1.4786 0.02968 514 320 142 52
111 Things changed when he got back from that fancy university... 1.4780 0.03751 341 217 85 39
112 That's definitely not the horse he rode in on. 1.4775 0.03082 511 327 124 60
113 He’d have gotten gold, but his pommel horse was spooked by a rattler. 1.4762 0.03119 483 306 124 53
114 He can't rope or herd or cut cattle, but his dismount is to die for. 1.4746 0.03089 512 330 121 61
115 Yeah, but if he leads it to water, can he make it drink? 1.4746 0.03039 512 326 129 57
116 I reckon that explains why the cattle keep wandering away. 1.4745 0.03027 529 340 127 62
117 Remember the days when all you had to do was hang on for eight seconds? 1.4738 0.03203 477 308 112 57
118 I think he misunderstood when you said, "We're going for gold." 1.4731 0.02943 577 376 129 72
119 Well, maybe it is his first rodeo. 1.4727 0.03094 550 366 108 76
120 We gotta stop ordering horses on eBay. 1.4722 0.03269 485 321 99 65
121 He can't rope. He can't ride. But, man, can he dismount. 1.4707 0.03049 495 314 129 52
122 Are you going to tell him or am I? 1.4706 0.03085 510 330 120 60
123 Yep, 4 years at one of them city schools 1.4703 0.03196 489 320 108 61
124 Welp, boss did say 'find a dude who's good with vaults and knows his way around a horse,' so.... 1.4698 0.03009 513 327 131 55
125 After this he hits the bars. 1.4695 0.03169 492 321 111 60
126 Maybe I should've given him a discouraging word. 1.4690 0.03210 467 302 111 54
127 Like all of us, he came here for the gold. 1.4685 0.03275 476 315 99 62
128 Ten gallon hat, one ounce brain. 1.4683 0.03170 489 319 111 59
129 I'm thinking no second interview. 1.4667 0.03214 480 315 106 59
130 Well you don't have to feed it. 1.4653 0.02949 533 342 134 57
131 City fellas, am I right? 1.4648 0.03025 512 330 126 56
132 I reckon this’ll be the last horse he orders online. 1.4648 0.03283 497 337 89 71
133 He's from New York 1.4636 0.03158 494 325 109 60
134 If he nails the landing, I reckon that makes him trail boss. 1.4630 0.03278 419 267 110 42
135 Your turn to tell him to point his damn toes. 1.4627 0.03368 456 306 89 61
136 We're going out for a drink after, but I'm worried we'll end up in parallel bars 1.4626 0.03242 495 333 95 67
137 He doesn’t have a mount, much less a dismount. 1.4625 0.03046 480 305 128 47
138 Oh, he'll go far, all right. Just not today. 1.4621 0.02973 515 330 132 53
139 He says it’s just a hobby. 1.4619 0.03054 472 299 128 45
140 Nobody can break a Pommel Horse like Ferd. 1.4615 0.03328 442 291 98 53
141 I don't think he understood "sidekick". 1.4612 0.03271 438 284 106 48
142 He's going to keep pretending he's not embarrassed he ordered his horse online. 1.4600 0.03151 487 320 110 57
143 He needs to score at least 8.5 to join the posse. 1.4580 0.03180 452 292 113 47
144 I reckon he’ll stick the dismount. 1.4578 0.03058 474 303 125 46
145 So a pommel horse walks into a parallel bar… 1.4573 0.03477 422 284 83 55
146 Half a sawbuck he loses the hat on his dismount. 1.4564 0.03027 493 318 125 50
147 You should see him back at the saloon on the parallel bar stools. 1.4560 0.03305 443 293 98 52
148 Even if he keeps practicing he'll never get anywhere with it. 1.4552 0.03282 424 275 105 44
149 My first question is how he got out here. 1.4552 0.03286 435 285 102 48
150 Well, the cows give it a 10. 1.4543 0.03497 416 281 81 54
151 Ten for form. Zero for common sense. 1.4541 0.03425 414 275 90 49
152 On t' other hand, it don't crap in the street. 1.4539 0.03279 456 304 97 55
153 He swings both ways. 1.4531 0.03743 373 255 67 51
154 „Guys, don’t you think I’m ready for a real one now?!??“ 1.4526 0.03321 411 267 102 42
155 You can't shoot a man who comes out with his legs up, toes pointed, and feet together.” 1.4510 0.03479 408 274 84 50
156 I think this might be his first rodeo. 1.4509 0.03271 468 316 93 59
157 Hoss told him if he wants to ride with us he needs to work on his dismount . 1.4501 0.03366 391 253 100 38
158 He'll never get out of town by sundown. 1.4494 0.03291 425 279 101 45
159 Um, I guess this is his first rodeo. 1.4494 0.03253 474 321 93 60
160 I heared he killed a man fer laughin’ at his dismount. 1.4490 0.03340 392 253 102 37
161 Needs to point his toes. 1.4484 0.03433 426 289 83 54
162 It must be harder than it looks. He still hasn't lasted 8 seconds. 1.4481 0.03172 482 323 102 57
163 he leads a parallel life 1.4476 0.03603 353 232 84 37
164 I just knew that a horse named Pommel was gonna be a problem. 1.4457 0.03579 350 229 86 35
165 I'd say too much peyote. 1.4455 0.03324 422 280 96 46
166 Looks like it’s his first rodeo. 1.4430 0.03170 447 294 108 45
167 If he doesn’t stop doing that I’m going to over and pommel him. 1.4429 0.03618 368 248 77 43
168 When do we tell him it’s the other Paris? 1.4425 0.03718 400 284 55 61
169 I guess you should have been more specific when you asked him if he was good with horses. 1.4419 0.03555 396 271 75 50
170 He's not a real cowboy, either. 1.4409 0.03608 372 252 76 44
171 Hank's a...different kinda cowboy, he has different dreams than you and me 1.4407 0.03439 388 258 89 41
172 I swear to god, I’m not riding into town with him like that. We’ll get pommeled. 1.4400 0.03231 450 302 98 50
173 Next, we'll be herding cattle on stationary bikes. 1.4397 0.03621 373 254 74 45
174 Them cacti should make the floor event interestin'. 1.4393 0.03256 412 270 103 39
175 He looked good on paper. 1.4377 0.03640 329 216 82 31
176 The Old West sure ain't what it used to be, Slim. Why back in my day we would have followed that double leg swing with a side cross! 1.4375 0.03580 384 263 74 47
177 He’s known around these parts as Liberty Balance 1.4367 0.03836 332 227 65 40
178 He claims that there is gold in them Olympics. 1.4356 0.03300 404 267 98 39
179 Jim’s from PETA 1.4353 0.03652 363 248 72 43
180 Stop me before I say a discouraging word. 1.4323 0.03932 310 212 62 36
181 I don't have the heart to tell him this is not where the deer and the antelope play. 1.4312 0.03657 320 211 80 29
182 This explains all the chalk on his chaps. 1.4300 0.03984 293 199 62 32
183 Spurs'll wreck his dismount. 1.4294 0.03764 340 234 66 40
184 Give him time, he just moved here from Austin. 1.4290 0.03895 338 238 55 45
185 The dismount is to die for. 1.4272 0.03515 309 198 90 21
186 All hat,no saddle 1.4271 0.03537 384 265 74 45
187 His signature move is the double heel-click. 1.4269 0.03723 342 235 68 39
188 That's the last time we let ChatGPT pick our new wrangler. 1.4265 0.03785 340 236 63 41
189 Ya gotta start asking a few more questions when you interview these college kids. 1.4261 0.03488 345 228 87 30
190 I just don't have the heart to tell him it's not a rodeo event. 1.4255 0.03435 369 247 87 35
191 Yeah, apparently you don't have to feed it. 1.4253 0.03537 348 233 82 33
192 Some say the horse broke him. 1.4245 0.03373 351 229 95 27
193 It all started with saddle sores… 1.4245 0.03418 384 260 85 39
194 We'll never get the cows moving if he doesn't get those scissor kicks higher. 1.4239 0.03683 335 228 72 35
195 Shoot, this ain't nothin'. Wait til you see his floor routine. 1.4238 0.03398 387 262 86 39
196 Yup, sure looks like his first rodeo. 1.4235 0.03582 366 252 73 41
197 If he starts wearing leotards we shoot him. 1.4233 0.04051 300 210 53 37
198 I knew we shouldn't have let that boy go to college up there! 1.4220 0.03723 327 223 70 34
199 And you thought he'd never 'mount to nothin. 1.4217 0.03556 332 221 82 29
200 There’s been some budget cuts. 1.4217 0.03559 351 238 78 35
201 I don’t know, boss. Everything in his resumé checked out. 1.4215 0.03815 325 225 63 37
202 It’s been over a month now, Billy! When the hell are you gonna admit you ordered the wrong kinda horse!?? 1.4214 0.03800 318 218 66 34
203 Ain’t a horse that Tex can’t break. 1.4209 0.03657 335 228 73 34
204 A true cowboy will stick the dismount. 1.4208 0.03430 366 246 86 34
205 I don't know how many times I've told him to get off his high horse. 1.4206 0.03594 340 230 77 33
206 I think we have to be more specific on our next job posting. 1.4198 0.03522 374 258 75 41
207 He taught me everything I know about dismounts. 1.4198 0.03291 374 247 97 30
208 And that is how the West was Lost. 1.4190 0.03798 315 216 66 33
209 It beats the ballet phase he went through two years ago. 1.4189 0.03527 339 227 82 30
210 Kinda suspect this IS his first rodeo. 1.4186 0.03633 344 236 72 36
211 It takes more core strength than you’d think. 1.4185 0.03679 313 210 75 28
212 Nobody’s stayed on Ol’ Pommel this long before. 1.4183 0.03463 361 244 83 34
213 He saw Jamaicans doing bobsled. 1.4180 0.03754 323 222 67 34
214 I know it's not orthodox Jeb, but we need the extra hand. 1.4173 0.03807 278 184 72 22
215 He’s perfecting his dismount 1.4167 0.03394 336 220 92 24
216 All pommel and no horse. 1.4160 0.03403 363 244 87 32
217 Wouldn't be so bad ifn' he'd stop yelling yee-haw. 1.4152 0.03285 395 267 92 36
218 He’s not from around here 1.4150 0.03584 347 238 74 35
219 On his high horse again! 1.4119 0.03819 318 222 61 35
220 $5 will get you $10 it's collecting dust in his garage by February. 1.4116 0.03774 311 214 66 31
221 He's a show-off - all hat and no horse! 1.4114 0.03757 316 218 66 32
222 He'll figure it out once we start riding off into the sunset. 1.4109 0.03480 348 236 81 31
223 He’s from the Parallel Bar Ranch 1.4106 0.03603 341 235 72 34
224 You think that’s weird? You should see when he tries to feed it. 1.4104 0.04075 268 185 56 27
225 Don't know about you but I'm ready to head to the Parallel Bar. 1.4103 0.03987 273 187 60 26
226 Another theater major. 1.4102 0.03772 295 200 69 26
227 9.2 if he lands the dismount 1.4100 0.03574 300 198 81 21
228 All hat and no pommel. 1.4091 0.03714 308 210 70 28
229 Saves alot on feed 1.4091 0.03628 308 207 76 25
230 Even if he sticks the landing, he’s not a ridin’ with us. 1.4090 0.03722 335 235 63 37
231 I say we shoot him. 1.4083 0.03919 289 200 60 29
232 One day he’ll bring home the gold. 1.4079 0.03843 277 187 67 23
233 How long have you been waiting in line? 1.4079 0.03918 304 214 56 34
234 The strange thing is how it got him this far. 1.4075 0.03781 319 223 62 34
235 Now you know why his horse left him... 1.4068 0.03829 295 203 64 28
236 That boy’s bound to have an unusual pronoun. 1.4059 0.03926 303 214 55 34
237 Reckon it'll be his first rodeo. 1.4058 0.03740 308 212 67 29
238 The bosses nephew you say? 1.4053 0.04287 264 189 43 32
239 I hear PETA's been handing them out. 1.4047 0.03820 299 207 63 29
240 'Let's just quietly leave and tell the boss the grizzlies got him.' 1.4046 0.03860 304 213 59 32
241 You gonna tell him there’s no Cowboy Olympics or should I? 1.4040 0.03718 297 202 70 25
242 Don't you know him? Why that's Jim Nastics. 1.4040 0.03850 302 211 60 31
243 He saves a fortune on hay. 1.4025 0.03612 323 222 72 29
244 He says t’ain’t ‘bout no medal, but we all knows t’is. 1.4016 0.04061 249 170 58 21
245 Never thought I'd see a jackass ride a horse. 1.4007 0.04036 277 195 53 29
246 Well, he’s going nowhere fast. 1.4007 0.03853 292 203 61 28
247 Of course, we start you with the stationary horse. 1.4006 0.03499 327 222 79 26
248 All hat and no twirl 1.4000 0.03835 270 183 66 21
249 Dusty ain't never gonna be the same. Horse run off with a gymnast. 1.4000 0.04000 295 211 50 34
250 No horse sense 1.3993 0.03883 298 210 57 31
251 Good for a workout, but it won't get you anywhere. 1.3993 0.03811 293 203 63 27
252 I guess that's what they call 'rodeo' in New York. 1.3993 0.03893 278 192 61 25
253 You're the one who sent him to California for college. 1.3993 0.04111 273 194 49 30
254 Am I seeing things, or is Cody Lee tryin' to pull of a Russian Circle into a handstand dismount? 1.3985 0.04066 271 191 52 28
255 Say what you want about his horse. His riding style and technique are definitely a solid 9.7. 1.3981 0.03600 324 224 71 29
256 Yup, it looks crazy, but a horse like that don't break your heart. 1.3978 0.03914 269 185 61 23
257 That writer’s strike was rough on all of us. 1.3974 0.03854 307 218 56 33
258 Gets thrown off and gets right back on again' 1.3968 0.03743 310 217 63 30
259 He's got great technique, but he ain't much help in a stampede. 1.3967 0.04221 242 169 50 23
260 That horse has been in his family for generations 1.3957 0.04335 230 161 47 22
261 He’s like this every four years. 1.3953 0.03794 301 211 61 29
262 Make it look like a workplace accident. 1.3953 0.04388 258 189 36 33
263 I told you this was his first rodeo. 1.3948 0.04062 271 192 51 28
264 He rides a stationary bike, too. 1.3933 0.04105 267 190 49 28
265 Him? He spins in the desert on a horse with no name. 1.3930 0.04188 285 210 38 37
266 The interview was over the phone 1.3930 0.04007 285 204 50 31
267 Tell you what, if ol' Zeke can't break that horse, no one can. 1.3927 0.04234 247 175 47 25
268 Let's see City Boy do that on a real horse! 1.3923 0.03853 260 177 64 19
269 Maybe our hiring questions need to be more specific. 1.3922 0.03771 283 195 65 23
270 Can I shoot him if he breaks a leg? 1.3913 0.03939 276 194 56 26
271 Who are we to judge 1.3913 0.04159 253 179 49 25
272 Boss says you get your real horse next week Tex. 1.3911 0.03780 271 185 66 20
273 I think he misrepresented his work experience. 1.3906 0.04122 256 181 50 25
274 Let's see if he can nail the dismount. 1.3905 0.03750 274 187 67 20
275 He's all saddle and no horse. 1.3904 0.03812 292 205 60 27
276 It doesn’t go anywhere but he saves a ton on feed. 1.3902 0.03923 287 204 54 29
277 Don't laugh. He's our best shot at striking gold. 1.3891 0.03958 257 178 58 21
278 Stable's easy to clean. 1.3891 0.03881 257 176 62 19
279 It's my fault, I told him to get off his High Horse 1.3878 0.04075 263 187 50 26
280 The ad asked for someone with advanced horse skills. I guess I should have been more specific. 1.3872 0.04145 266 192 45 29
281 His mama wouldn’t let him grow up to be a cowboy 1.3859 0.03812 298 212 57 29
282 He’s also gone vegan. 1.3849 0.04329 239 172 42 25
283 You should see him on a Stripper's Pole ! 1.3849 0.03658 291 201 68 22
284 He trained during the pandemic. 1.3846 0.04226 234 165 48 21
285 Wait till he sees the mechanical bull. 1.3846 0.04340 247 180 39 28
286 Say what you will about his upper body strength, you know dad-gum well he’s gonna blow it in the floor routine. 1.3843 0.03838 268 186 61 21
287 That’s the guy who gets his salsa from New York City 1.3838 0.03965 297 217 46 34
288 Nice form, but he never gets anywhere. 1.3831 0.03846 248 169 63 16
289 Do you think he knows? 1.3821 0.04195 246 176 46 24
290 ...they think it's long covid. 1.3812 0.04134 223 154 53 16
291 I'd say he lacks horse sense. 1.3810 0.04004 252 177 54 21
292 To be fair, all we said on the application was "must be expert with horses". 1.3806 0.03853 247 169 62 16
293 But I don't know why he keeps yelling : "Whoa." 1.3802 0.04244 242 174 44 24
294 You'd best work on that there dismount, pilgrim. 1.3801 0.04537 221 161 36 24
295 He says cowboys don't Peloton. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
296 I’m afeerd I’m gonna have ta say a discouraging word 1.3796 0.04244 245 177 43 25
297 I'll say this much for Dusty... he's savin' a fortune on oats. 1.3795 0.04355 224 160 43 21
298 Well, on the plus side it don't eat much hay. 1.3793 0.03828 261 181 61 19
299 These Gen Z Marlboro ads sure look different… 1.3793 0.04333 232 167 42 23
300 It doesn't go far but it doesn't eat much either. 1.3791 0.03745 277 193 63 21
301 Let's get out of here and hit the parallel bars. 1.3790 0.04245 248 180 42 26
302 To be fair, my help wanted ad only said 'must be good with horses' — I'll be more clear next time. 1.3787 0.03967 272 195 51 26
303 He's practicing his dismount. If only he would learn how to ride. 1.3780 0.03746 291 206 60 25
304 Ride 'em, gym boy, ride 'em! 1.3780 0.03939 254 178 56 20
305 Yup. Lots fewer trips to the ER since ol' Wade stopped doing this on Nellie. 1.3779 0.03854 262 183 59 20
306 I reckon we tell him after the dismount. 1.3776 0.04253 241 174 43 24
307 The way I see it, whatever you save in feed you end up losing in mileage. 1.3774 0.04021 257 183 51 23
308 He does a pretty good routine and dismount, but he don’t seem to go nowhere. 1.3773 0.04217 220 154 49 17
309 Just between us, Jake’s toes ain’t very pointy-like. 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
310 He doesn't go anywhere, but wait till you see his dismount!! 1.3766 0.04237 239 172 44 23
311 Act like nothing's wrong. 1.3750 0.04181 240 172 46 22
312 He'll never get out of Dodge that way! 1.3750 0.03914 256 180 56 20
313 His mother was a Rockette. 1.3750 0.04331 208 146 46 16
314 He just doesn't seem to get anywhere. 1.3745 0.03763 267 186 62 19
315 Dagnabbit! Didn't anybody ever tell that boy what "saddle up" means? 1.3745 0.04069 235 165 52 18
316 Wait until you see him on the saw horse. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
317 Them spurs give a whole meaning to sticking the dismount. 1.3741 0.03899 278 200 52 26
318 Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be gymnasts 1.3740 0.04106 246 176 48 22
319 We all grieve differently. 1.3739 0.03988 238 166 55 17
320 He ain't gonna win til he starts pointing them toes. 1.3736 0.03984 273 198 48 27
321 To be fair, we didn’t specify what KIND of horse. 1.3736 0.03856 265 187 57 21
322 His other hybrid is a car. 1.3734 0.04181 233 166 47 20
323 Yesterday he tried to feed it an apple. 1.3726 0.04374 212 151 43 18
324 Point yer damn toes, Dusty! 1.3725 0.03969 247 174 54 19
325 Just remember, no yippee ki-yay unless he sticks the dismount. 1.3720 0.03768 250 172 63 15
326 He says in LA they call it a horse... sad, really. 1.3720 0.04211 250 183 41 26
327 He'll never have a side kick. 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
328 I did think it was weird when he said his horse was special. 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
329 Again all hat no cattle. 1.3718 0.04297 234 170 41 23
330 If the deer and antelope can play, why can’t he? 1.3718 0.03894 234 161 59 14
331 You see he's been training in the desert on a horse with no mane. 1.3707 0.04279 232 168 42 22
332 I admire him, whenever he falls off the horse, he gets right back on. 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
333 Ok but I'd still like to see him try to make it drink 1.3700 0.04256 227 163 44 20
334 Just watch, Earl can get throwed by any horse. 1.3695 0.03984 249 177 52 20
335 Yep, he’s good, but it’s a durn shame what he did to his horse. 1.3690 0.04034 271 199 44 28
336 Let's see how much energy he has after carrying that thing over the pass. 1.3689 0.04204 244 178 42 24
337 He does this every four years! 1.3687 0.04345 217 156 42 19
338 All hat and no horse. 1.3684 0.04330 228 166 40 22
339 Looks like "Cookie" made gummies again. 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
340 Some said that horse couldn't be tamed. 1.3682 0.04205 220 156 47 17
341 urbane cowboy 1.3680 0.03971 250 178 52 20
342 I think this IS his first rodeo. 1.3677 0.04016 223 155 54 14
343 He leg​-swings through the desert on A Horse with No Name. 1.3676 0.03919 272 197 50 25
344 He's all about a low carbon footprint. 1.3676 0.04595 204 149 35 20
345 He can't go anywhere but his dismount is a 10. 1.3675 0.04248 234 170 42 22
346 Slim, I gotta tell you, this new guy, he just ain't catchin' on. 1.3675 0.04161 234 168 46 20
347 That’s Gym. 1.3675 0.04205 234 169 44 21
348 I should have been more specific when I asked if he had experience with horses. 1.3674 0.03932 264 190 51 23
349 Yeah, he thinks he's purty smart, but just wait 'til he needs to skedaddle. 1.3673 0.04068 245 176 48 21
350 Think of it like vegan horse riding. 1.3668 0.04488 229 171 32 26
351 Sure he has a great dismount,but I don’t think he’s going anywhere. 1.3668 0.04086 229 162 50 17
352 I hear that model doesn't use much grass. 1.3668 0.04225 229 165 44 20
353 You should see what he thinks a cow is. 1.3665 0.04115 251 183 44 24
354 How did he get it out here? 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
355 Don't suppose he's from around here. 1.3663 0.04254 243 179 39 25
356 We set it up because he kept injuring himself on the uneven parallel cacti 1.3659 0.04054 246 177 48 21
357 'Spose a real horse just wouldn't put up with it. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
358 Pommel? Silly name for a horse. 1.3655 0.04065 238 170 49 19
359 We’ve gotta get out of this one pommel horse town. 1.3655 0.04108 238 171 47 20
360 He says it's just like spin class: you ride hard without going anywhere but at least it's good exercise. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
361 He don’t amount to much on a cattle drive. 1.3651 0.03904 252 179 54 19
362 I told him to bring his horse, I didn’t specify the type. 1.3649 0.04124 222 157 49 16
363 He shot-put a man in Reno, just to watch him fly. 1.3649 0.04547 222 166 31 25
364 Still not sure how these skills translate. 1.3648 0.03988 233 164 53 16
365 It looks mighty pretty when he does it during sunset. 1.3648 0.04199 244 179 41 24
366 Used to have one like that. Had to shoot him 1.3644 0.04131 236 170 46 20
367 I thought we were going to break into the vault. 1.3644 0.04239 247 183 38 26
368 This cattle drive is going to take longer than we thought. 1.3644 0.04000 247 177 50 20
369 That's the new Sheriff in town, Jim Nastics. 1.3636 0.04559 209 154 34 21
370 He says he won't ride anything with a face. 1.3632 0.04370 234 174 35 25
371 The Russian judge gave him a 7. The German judge gave him an 8. The Texas judge said, "hang him. 1.3632 0.04950 201 154 21 26
372 If he sticks the landing, he's hired. 1.3632 0.04835 190 141 29 20
373 He’s been to the desert with a horse with no name. 1.3630 0.03719 292 211 56 25
374 Well Marty I told you we can’t let our insurance agent run this rodeo. 1.3629 0.04203 237 173 42 22
375 What say we mosey over to the parallel bar? 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
376 Are you going to tell him, or should I? 1.3626 0.04805 182 133 32 17
377 I gave him a five minute head start, and this is what he does. 1.3624 0.04080 229 163 49 17
378 So his job application said: "Horse: world champion, 3 gold medals" . I can't lie, I'm a bit disappointed. 1.3624 0.04173 218 155 47 16
379 Nasty things happened when he tried that with a real horse. 1.3621 0.04223 232 169 42 21
380 When he said he stole a vault, I thought he stole a vault 1.3620 0.04421 221 163 36 22
381 So that's why he's not bowlegged! 1.3615 0.04394 213 155 39 19
382 If you think that's impressive, just wait until see you see his floor routine. 1.3613 0.04015 238 170 50 18
383 I told him we were going for the gold - I don't think he understood. 1.3611 0.04447 216 159 36 21
384 There's gold in them thar hips. 1.3611 0.04398 216 158 38 20
385 It's a mid-life thing. 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
386 It's one of those new AI horses. 1.3610 0.04463 205 149 38 18
387 Just wait for the dismount. 1.3600 0.04372 200 143 42 15
388 I told you we had to see a man about a horse, didn't I? 1.3596 0.04228 228 166 42 20
389 There's gold in that there vault. 1.3596 0.04088 228 163 48 17
390 He said he was attacked by the Peleton tribe. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
391 Well nobody steals his horse. 1.3593 0.04143 231 167 45 19
392 He’s been through the desert on a pommel with no name. 1.3590 0.04624 195 143 34 18
393 Well bust my Korbut, that son of a sidewinder just nailed a Russian Wendeswing 1080 1.3586 0.04067 237 171 47 19
394 You wanna hit the bars after this? 1.3586 0.04105 251 185 42 24
395 It's the only horse that's never bucked him off. 1.3585 0.04249 212 152 44 16
396 They're fuel-efficient alright, but slow as a darn snail. 1.3579 0.04341 190 134 44 12
397 I hear they’ll all be electric by 2035. 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
398 I’m afraid his horse has left the barn if you know what I mean 1.3574 0.04008 249 181 47 21
399 With the mine closed, he’s our best chance at gold . 1.3571 0.04221 210 150 45 15
400 He’s really in the desert on a horse with no name 1.3568 0.04535 213 159 32 22
401 We got him that thing because all the real horses were weirded out by his dismount. 1.3564 0.04279 202 144 44 14
402 Anyone can ride side-saddle. Let's see him make it jump. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
403 Is this the line to go next? 1.3557 0.04578 194 142 35 17
404 Gonna be a long cattle drive. 1.3556 0.04262 225 165 40 20
405 It's all he could afford after the divorce 1.3555 0.04311 211 153 41 17
406 We can’t make camp until he sticks the landing. 1.3553 0.04527 197 144 36 17
407 Dear NewYorkrr Editor, I’m sorry that I’m late for the previous cartoon caption contest but if you are still deciding on captions for the Rock, Paper, Scissors at the Bar cartoon here’s mine: “Alright I’m ready, who goes first?” 1.3553 0.04698 228 178 19 31
408 You should see his wife. 1.3548 0.04518 217 163 31 23
409 Told ya, he don't have a lick of horse sense. 1.3542 0.03981 240 173 49 18
410 He's a East Coast kind of cowboy. 1.3539 0.05061 178 135 23 20
411 You git yer gold yer way, I’ll get mine my way. 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
412 He's even better on the parallel fences. 1.3537 0.04206 229 168 41 20
413 I thought he said this wasn’t his first rodeo. 1.3537 0.04160 229 167 43 19
414 We all deal with existential ennui in our own way 1.3535 0.04251 215 156 42 17
415 After a long day on his horse, he’ll head to the bars. The uneven bars. 1.3529 0.04314 221 163 38 20
416 He's good, but he'll never get anywhere. 1.3529 0.04520 204 151 34 19
417 He's working on a better dismount for when he gets off his high horse. 1.3527 0.04177 224 163 43 18
418 I give his hat a 10. 1.3527 0.04365 207 151 39 17
419 I reckon it's just a different kind of horse, of course, of course. 1.3524 0.04276 227 168 38 21
420 Should we tell him?" 1.3524 0.04048 210 148 50 12
421 It’s really improved his poise and confidence. 1.3516 0.04143 219 158 45 16
422 Darn toot'in, now he's been through a dessert on a horse with no mane..." 1.3512 0.04164 242 180 39 23
423 He can't rope for shit but his abs are fucking shredded. 1.3512 0.04039 242 177 45 20
424 Looks like he's recovered from his bar routine. 1.3505 0.04510 194 142 36 16
425 He’s not much help on a round up but y’all gotta admit, The Duke never had a dismount like that. 1.3498 0.04088 223 161 46 16
426 Hey, quit horsin’ around! 1.3496 0.04145 226 165 43 18
427 He gave up rodeo, but he hasn’t lost that competitive edge. 1.3490 0.04481 192 140 37 15
428 Not bad, but he's not pointing his boots. 1.3490 0.04541 192 141 35 16
429 He got it from Amazon. 1.3488 0.04394 215 160 35 20
430 The level of difficulty really increases when he wears his spurs. 1.3488 0.04087 215 154 47 14
431 I got to give it to him, he's got pizzazz. 1.3485 0.04205 198 141 45 12
432 Ever since he went vegan, Dwayne likes to prove that imitation horse feels as good as the real stuff 1.3484 0.04111 221 160 45 16
433 But did he have to name it Trigger? 1.3481 0.04185 181 126 47 8
434 He says there’s gold in them thar hills, but if he doesn’t stick the dismount, he’ll be lucky to get bronze. 1.3480 0.04178 204 146 45 13
435 I guess this really is his first rodeo. 1.3476 0.04189 233 173 39 21
436 Everyone out here is looking for gold. 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
437 He says the next frontier is fitness." 1.3475 0.03972 236 171 48 17
438 He needs at least a 9.5 to ride in the cattle drive. 1.3474 0.04371 213 158 36 19
439 He hasn’t touched his regular saddle since he sat on that cactus. 1.3474 0.04572 190 140 34 16
440 Actually, it is his first rodeo. 1.3470 0.04235 219 161 40 18
441 I don’t have the heart to tell him the Olympics aren’t in Paris, Texas. 1.3467 0.04126 199 141 47 11
442 Beautiful sunset. 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
443 It started when they took the mechanical bull away. 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
444 Good form, but he ain't goin' nowhere. 1.3462 0.04231 208 151 42 15
445 One of us oughta pummel him 1.3462 0.04129 234 173 41 20
446 I guess a horse is NOT a horse (of course, of course) 1.3460 0.03628 237 165 62 10
447 Ain’t none of them moves gonna get us to Durango by sunset 1.3458 0.04404 214 160 34 20
448 He thinks it'll help his image, but wait till he tries it on a horse. 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
449 City slicker….brought his own mount. 1.3457 0.04604 188 139 33 16
450 He ain’t nothing but a one trick pony. 1.3455 0.04066 246 183 41 22
451 Now we know how he can ride side saddle all day long. 1.3453 0.04178 223 164 41 18
452 Hi-yo, silver medal! 1.3452 0.04510 197 146 34 17
453 I heard this is how the Lone Ranger lost a testicle. 1.3450 0.04572 200 150 31 19
454 He is going vegan. 1.3450 0.04053 229 167 45 17
455 See, he’s been through the desert on a horse with no mane. 1.3448 0.04576 203 153 30 20
456 The spurs and six shooter increase the technical difficulty. 1.3444 0.04548 180 131 36 13
457 He says he's never been bucked off. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
458 Did anyone actually read his resume? 1.3440 0.04342 218 163 35 20
459 Well... Looks like this is his first rodeo. 1.3440 0.04391 218 164 33 21
460 He's not much of a wrangler, but I give his dismount a 10. 1.3439 0.04764 189 143 27 19
461 He’s taking this vegan thing a little too far. 1.3436 0.04170 227 168 40 19
462 Vegan rodeo: sustainable,fair and animal-friendly 1.3431 0.04395 204 151 36 17
463 You're gonna have to break it to Larry that even if he scores a 9/10 he's gotta walk back to the ranch. 1.3431 0.04019 239 176 44 19
464 His people have been breeding Pommels for years. 1.3427 0.04364 213 159 35 19
465 They say Susie made him a vegan” 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
466 I know he’s scared, but time to get back on a real horse. 1.3417 0.04471 199 148 34 17
467 A horse with no mane 1.3417 0.04471 199 148 34 17
468 That's a new competition in the rodeo. No live horses will be allowed after the big animal rights protest last year. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
469 All hat, no cattle. 1.3408 0.04761 179 134 29 16
470 You told him he could pick out any horse he wanted, didn't you? 1.3408 0.04694 179 133 31 15
471 Can't tell if he's comin or goin. 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
472 If we ride with him any longer, we'll never get to Tucson! 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
473 It always takes him awhile to dismount, but it’s sure a thing to behold 1.3396 0.04270 212 157 38 17
474 I"m still trying to figure out which end he fed the carrot to. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
475 Do 'ya lose points if your hat comes off? 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
476 If he nails the dismount, he qualifies for the cattle drive. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
477 Well, that's one less mouth to feed. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
478 He said the leotard chafes. 1.3387 0.04499 186 137 35 14
479 It's the only horse his wife would let him have. 1.3386 0.04574 189 141 32 16
480 I still say it's not a good look for cowboys. 1.3385 0.04522 192 143 33 16
481 He's from New York City... 1.3385 0.04291 195 142 40 13
482 DEFINITELY not the one he road in on 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
483 Well at least his hat rates a 10. 1.3384 0.04365 198 146 37 15
484 It's a loaner. Doc had to keep his horse overnight. 1.3382 0.04386 204 152 35 17
485 Those boots were made for something else. 1.3382 0.04386 204 152 35 17
486 Oh him, that dumb suns a bitch thinks the Olympics are here in Paris, Texas…we just let him be! 1.3381 0.04349 210 157 35 18
487 Billy joined PETA. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
488 He's come a long way since his saw-horse days. 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
489 But can he ride off into the sunset on it? 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
490 First it was the basketball hoop at the ranch, now this. 1.3369 0.04214 187 134 43 10
491 He's training to be urban cowboy. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
492 Well, sure, it's easy when the horse doesn't move. 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
493 Last time he tried that on his horse he got pummeled. 1.3368 0.04620 193 146 29 18
494 There's gold in them there skills 1.3367 0.04273 196 143 40 13
495 Impressive, but how's he gonna ride it off into the sunset? 1.3367 0.04211 196 142 42 12
496 He's got the dismount, it's the gallop that's a problem. 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
497 It was a gift. That's why he ain't looking it in the mouth 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
498 He calls himself the headless horse man. 1.3365 0.04376 208 156 34 18
499 Actually no, it’s wild — came from over that ridge. He’s still breaking it in. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
500 This is the last time we hire a horse trainer from Yale. 1.3365 0.04376 208 156 34 18
501 Well say what you like, but that's what it takes to be an All Around cowboy these days. 1.3365 0.04062 211 153 45 13
502 He recently came to us from the Horizontal Bar Ranch. 1.3364 0.04344 217 164 33 20
503 Ah heard he's a vegan too 1.3353 0.04997 167 127 24 16
504 Oh yah that’s Jerry. His license was revoked. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
505 He's from California 1.3352 0.04310 176 126 41 9
506 I said palomino, not pommel. 1.3352 0.04757 182 138 27 17
507 Not a stable career. 1.3350 0.04270 200 147 39 14
508 The cacti are making the floor exercise tough this year 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
509 im witholding judgment until the dismount 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
510 This is not what I had in mind when he said he'd bring his own horse. 1.3348 0.04236 221 166 36 19
511 That horse has no giddyup. 1.3333 0.04385 207 156 33 18
512 That boy ain't right. 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
513 He’s always preferred to ride side saddle. 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
514 I think he misunderstands "sidekick". 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
515 Looks downright silly ridin' the durn thang but his dismounts sure are purty! 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
516 He’s also great on the parallel horns 1.3333 0.04252 201 148 39 14
517 Well, Slim, at least he’s moving on from the sawhorse. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
518 We moved to remote training during the COVID lockdown. 1.3333 0.04101 231 173 39 19
519 I see by his outfit that he is a cowboy, so that checks out. 1.3333 0.04166 207 152 41 14
520 He trained in the east 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
521 We got him the vault ‘cause he was making the horses dizzy 1.3333 0.04211 219 164 37 18
522 looks like all that over 50 chair yoga is working 1.3333 0.04444 210 160 30 20
523 Gonna be hard to stick the landing in those heels. 1.3318 0.04145 220 164 39 17
524 He'll do this for a couple of months then forget about it for four years. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
525 That was devastating, a tenth of a point for boot separation. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
526 We wouldn't have this problem if his parents had gotten him a real pony on his 10th birthday. 1.3317 0.04247 205 152 38 15
527 Whatever he's doing, he says that it will get him to Paris. 1.3317 0.04133 205 150 42 13
528 When your horse only has two legs, you need to do all the work. 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
529 He says he doesn't even have to feed the thing. 1.3316 0.04138 196 142 43 11
530 You aint even got to put a dime in it! 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
531 First time I’ve seen a horse breaking a man. 1.3316 0.04443 196 147 33 16
532 …but it eats less oats 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
533 It emits no hazardous gases. 1.3316 0.04203 187 135 42 10
534 When is this guy going to stop horsing around? 1.3315 0.04558 178 132 33 13
535 …nah, it ain’t his first rodeo, he’s just stupid. 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
536 The new guy is certainly talented, but he's going to struggle come roundup time. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
537 Why is he always going counter clockwise? 1.3301 0.03879 206 147 50 9
538 He's a great horseman, but he's going nowhere. 1.3300 0.04490 200 152 30 18
539 Wait here. I gotta go see a man about a horse." 1.3298 0.04990 188 149 16 23
540 I told him not to eat the mushrooms 1.3297 0.04747 182 139 26 17
541 Before I saw his dismount, I thought this was his first rodeo. 1.3297 0.04682 182 138 28 16
542 He just ain’t been the same since his horse died. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
543 Sedona’s changed the man. 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
544 Boy done scissored his chaps right off! 1.3295 0.04788 173 131 27 15
545 The boys in the bunkhouse said it's mushroom coffee. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
546 When he said he was training for the Olympics,I assumed it would be for an equestrian event. 1.3286 0.04075 213 157 42 14
547 Our whole way of life is about to change. 1.3286 0.04235 213 160 36 17
548 You know what they say about ol’ Pete, “all pommel and no horse”. - 1.3285 0.04429 207 158 30 19
549 Yep, he just bought him. Named him Gym 1.3283 0.04346 198 148 35 15
550 The dealer gave him a loaner for the day. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
551 Amazon sent the wrong horse. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
552 He learned to ride in the gym. 1.3282 0.04271 195 144 38 13
553 Right?! And last night he watched Brokeback Mountain! 1.3279 0.04595 183 138 30 15
554 I know we told him to get back on the horse after his fall but I'm not sure this is going to work 1.3278 0.04303 180 131 39 10
555 This is bullshit. 1.3277 0.04637 177 133 30 14
556 Yeah he’s terrific on the horse but he’s never going to get anywhere. 1.3276 0.03985 232 173 42 17
557 He can ride anything that doesn't move. 1.3275 0.04162 229 174 35 20
558 He saves a fortune on feed.” 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
559 When he runs his routine on real bulls, they collapse from laughter. 1.3269 0.05237 156 121 19 16
560 He misunderstood when I said we're looking for gold. 1.3269 0.04250 208 156 36 16
561 He sure does love getting on his high horse 1.3267 0.04224 202 150 38 14
562 Sadly, the West aint as Wild as it used to be 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
563 Says he hardly ever has to feed it. 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
564 He gets more exercise, and he doesn't have to feed it 1.3265 0.04190 196 144 40 12
565 Is that one of those new-fangled AI horses? 1.3265 0.04491 196 149 30 17
566 2 more minutes, Jim. Then it’s my turn. 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
567 At least his horse can take a good pommeling! 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
568 One man’s horse is not necessarily another man’s horse. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
569 That’s the horse with no name. 1.3257 0.04359 218 168 29 21
570 Should we yell ‘yee-haw’ or something? 1.3257 0.03898 218 159 47 12
571 I’d tell him that he’s not that good but there’s that “discouraging word” thing. 1.3256 0.04303 215 164 32 19
572 Okay, it’s a horse, but what are the hat and boots for? 1.3252 0.04596 163 120 33 10
573 I knew that trip to New York would do him no good. 1.3251 0.03897 243 182 43 18
574 Give him a ten or he’ll shoot 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
575 His best event is the bank vault 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
576 When he got back from the Olympics he just couldn't transition 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
577 Well, it is his first rodeo 1.3247 0.04462 194 147 31 16
578 Heck, I dunno...the boss just sent me out here with chalk and a water bottle. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
579 He’s gotten a lot better since he took his spurs off. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
580 Well, anyone can do that on a stationary horse. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
581 Hank is all saddle and no cattle. 1.3235 0.04764 170 129 27 14
582 I’d like to see Slim come down off his high horse and start driving some cattle. 1.3234 0.04899 167 128 24 15
583 Technically, it's a horse. And he doesn't have to feed it. 1.3232 0.04335 198 149 34 15
584 Let’s make sure for the next rodeo we specify what we mean by “horse” 1.3232 0.04154 198 146 40 12
585 I know...but he makes a mean bean stew. 1.3229 0.04368 192 144 34 14
586 We’ll see… he never lands the dismount. 1.3228 0.04154 189 138 41 10
587 I told him we were going to pummel those boys at the Lazy Y ranch! 1.3226 0.04064 217 162 40 15
588 It's just a hobby. 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
589 It’s called a simulator. 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
590 He’s all hat and no horse. 1.3220 0.04484 177 132 33 12
591 Technically, he didn’t lie on the application 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
592 Tex has always been a form over substance guy. 1.3220 0.04484 177 132 33 12
593 Just between you, me, and the prairie grass, Rodeo Joe ain't been right since that bronco threw him. 1.3216 0.04433 199 152 30 17
594 It’s a one trick pony. He’ll get bored soon enough. 1.3214 0.04241 196 146 37 13
595 Technically it’s a horse but if he checks its teeth and leads it to water we are calling a vet and his therapist. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
596 What I want to know is: how did he get it here? 1.3211 0.04522 190 145 29 16
597 How'd he even get that out here? 1.3211 0.04333 190 142 35 13
598 It's a one-trick horse. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
599 Don't mind him, it's his first rodeo. 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
600 He did say this was his first rodeo… 1.3198 0.04643 172 130 29 13
601 Don’t tell him but I’ve heard that it’s really just a one trick pony. 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
602 He’s vegan now” 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
603 Yup,that there is called artificial intelligence. 1.3194 0.04622 191 148 25 18
604 That's his hobby. 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
605 They don't make horses like they used to. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
606 I know it’s got “horse” in the name, Clyde, but that don’t make you no cowboy. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
607 I said “Don’t let them bring their own horses!” but YOU said “Our horse, their horse…What’s the difference?” 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
608 Are YOU gonna tell him he's facing the back? 1.3187 0.04594 182 139 28 15
609 Wrong horse Bob 1.3186 0.04235 204 154 35 15
610 He heard there's gold in them medals 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
611 And you wonder why his horse ran off without him? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
612 Without his spurs, he'll never stick the dismount. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
613 Yeah, John, I think that would be considered a homophobic remark. 1.3182 0.05021 154 118 23 13
614 I just think he’s compensating for his one-trick pony” 1.3179 0.04692 173 132 27 14
615 It's like they say, if you fall off the horse, get back on... and spin around a few times, scissor the legs and stick your landing. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
616 Dave is such an asshole. 1.3176 0.04824 170 131 24 15
617 When you said you had to see a man about a horse, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3176 0.04895 170 132 22 16
618 Hypnosis. The cattle come up to see what the hell he’s doin, we just walk over and rope em. Easy as pie. 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
619 Yep, he's moon-howlin' deranged, but I still admire his scintillating form and avant-garde enthusiasm. 1.3175 0.04469 189 144 30 15
620 This is his last shot at gold. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
621 The best I can do is to give them an 8.8. The horses agree. 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
622 To be honest, I'm still on the fence about these new zero-emission models. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
623 An Olympic year always spurs his interest. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
624 He never did get over Trigger. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
625 Rodeos ain't what they used to be! 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
626 Says he named her Pommela 1.3161 0.04399 193 147 31 15
627 He says that thing will get him to Paris. Mine hardly gets me to Lubbock. 1.3158 0.05233 152 119 18 15
628 Sure, he's a good rider, but I don't see how that's going to help us much. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
629 I'll give a 9.5 on a well-executed routine but can he lasso dance? 1.3158 0.04510 190 146 28 16
630 His parents sent him to a private school. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
631 He's never heard a discouraging word. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
632 We found him on Indeed. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
633 I told Tex to bring his palomino horse,not his pommel horse. 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
634 He's the future. Good Lordy, help us all. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
635 There he is. The only cowboy who's never been bucked. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
636 Next, the uneven horses! 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
637 The new trainee seems…motivated. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
638 Disqualified. Cowboys don’t mount from the right. 1.3143 0.05467 140 110 16 14
639 I don't think he understood when you told us to get ready to grab the gold. 1.3143 0.04716 175 135 25 15
640 Dusty says the future is in gymnastics. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
641 Hemorrhoids? 1.3143 0.04853 175 137 21 17
642 He's going nowhere fast. 1.3143 0.04121 175 127 41 7
643 I’m deducting points for the missing cows. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
644 The committee wondered about Dallas hosting the Summer Olympics. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
645 Sure,he saves a little on hay and can mount and dismount from 10 feet,but he can’t outrun the posse any more. 1.3140 0.04845 172 134 22 16
646 Trick ridin' ain't what it used to be! 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
647 His horse is in the shop. 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
648 One of these days it will be O.K. at the corral. 1.3135 0.04529 185 142 28 15
649 He's been spending too much time at the bars. 1.3134 0.04327 201 154 31 16
650 It was a good trade. No veterinarian bills and he's in great shape." 1.3134 0.04210 201 152 35 14
651 I think he’s onto something’ 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
652 The horse ain't good for much, but I do appreciate a great dismount. 1.3122 0.03973 205 152 42 11
653 Needless to say, Roy will be Ubering back to the ranch. 1.3121 0.05100 157 123 19 15
654 Ain’t been a Pommel born Clive couldn’t bust. 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
655 I told you AI couldn’t take the illustrator’s job. 1.3117 0.05090 154 120 20 14
656 What does he want, a medal? 1.3116 0.04295 199 152 32 15
657 He’s training to be a sidekick. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
658 He’s gonna have some achy, breaky arms in the morning. 1.3112 0.04280 196 149 33 14
659 I guess some people take longer to get back in the saddle than others 1.3111 0.04116 180 132 40 8
660 We are the worst damn horse traders. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
661 Palomino, my ass. 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
662 He's been at it all day. Calls the thing Trigger. 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
663 And you don't even have to feed it! 1.3105 0.04111 190 141 39 10
664 Don't take this the wrong way but I think he has excellent form. 1.3105 0.04560 190 148 25 17
665 He gets bonus points for keeping his hat on 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
666 He's still angry about 1980 when that Soviet judge gave him a seven. 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
667 One thing for sure is he can't ride off into the sunset with it. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
668 Not what I had in mind when he said he was ‘going for gold out west’ 1.3103 0.04174 203 154 35 14
669 When he said "dismount", I thought he was just from New Jersey 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
670 I think I'm gonna stick with my ol' grass-guzzler 1.3099 0.05491 142 113 14 15
671 Gets motion sickness, I heard 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
672 I'd like to see him do that on a real live horse. 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
673 It’s really all about the dismount. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
674 A 10 in a 10 gallon hat 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
675 Not bad for a fella who herds saw horses. 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
676 We might as well just go without him. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
677 I reckon we’ll need to deduct points for the boots. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
678 He’s also a fitness influencer now 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
679 You're right - this ain't your grandfather's rodeo! 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
680 He said his name's Jim Nast 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
681 To my eye that's only a 4.5 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
682 Next, he's gonna pull up to the bar. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
683 I’d like to see him stick a landing from a bronco. 1.3073 0.04270 192 146 33 13
684 I don't have the heart to tell him that the Olympics aren't being held in Paris, Texas. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
685 In my day, you didn't dare dismount unless you actually had a mount. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
686 At least he didn't start with a cartwheel this time. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
687 Ain't no hope for this cowboy. First his rocking horse...now this. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
688 Do you think he knows it's not a real horse? 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
689 Sadly, it is allergies that keep him from the rodeo circuit. 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
690 My iPhone auto corrected "palomino" to "pommel." 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
691 Pity ole Jim can't get back in the saddle 1.3060 0.04481 183 141 28 14
692 Let’s see him try that when it’s moving. 1.3060 0.04275 183 138 34 11
693 Beats the rocking horse he was riding last week. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
694 His other horse is at the vet. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
695 Impressive, but can he stick the landing? 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
696 Unfortunately, he’ll never ride off into the sunset. 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
697 He thinks he needs to cross train. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
698 10.0 fer style, but 0.0 fer cow herdin'. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
699 Jesse's gonna kill him when he finds out he traded Old Paint for that. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
700 He's been trying to break it in for weeks, it just won't move 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
701 Ain’t got no horse sense at all! 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
702 At first, he switched to non-alcoholic beer, and now look at him... 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
703 Amazon. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
704 Look, his resume said he could work a horse. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
705 Scissoring in chaps is extremely difficult; trust me on that.” 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
706 Does he have to dismount like that every time? 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
707 That’s good, but let’s see how he does with roping. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
708 Always on his high horse, isn’t he? 1.3046 0.05231 151 120 16 15
709 We work 'em pretty hard before they move on to the real thing. 1.3043 0.04040 184 136 40 8
710 Who's gonna tell him....? 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
711 One day he'll get the swing of it. 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
712 That's him. Baddest abs in the West" 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
713 Palomino, pommel horse, I can see where he misunderstood. 1.3039 0.04302 181 137 33 11
714 No self-respecting horse will put up with that nonsense." 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
715 He's our Brokeback Gymnast 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
716 New feller. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
717 Yes, but does he know the front from the rear? 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
718 Things were never the same after Billy the Kid went vegan. 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
719 "Rodeos just aren't the same since OSHA got involved. 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
720 He may be good, but he's not going anywhere. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
721 He just fell off a few minutes ago but God Bless ‘em, he got right back on! 1.3027 0.04438 185 143 28 14
722 No shoein', no feedin' and you can climb up from either side. On the other hand..... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
723 I told you: read the fine print. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
724 He’s been out here for weeks. The dismount ain’t been invented yet. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
725 He says it’s a pommelino. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
726 These city folks come down and spend thousands for the authentic cowboy experience 😂 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
727 I’d rather stick to prospecting, but he swears this is a faster route to gold. 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
728 Relax...he's just horsin' around. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
729 Voice recognition on Amazon has a few bugs to fix before I start using it. 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
730 Reckon he knows the Olympics are in Paris, France, not Paris, Texas? 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
731 A solid 7.5 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
732 He's not quite ready for a real horse, but at least he's off his rocker. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
733 3 days he’s been at that, never did tell him how to dismount” 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
734 I give him a ten for technique, but a zero for reality. 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
735 His other horse is a mustang. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
736 Dry January 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
737 The website just said horse school. . . . 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
738 It's your turn to spot him! 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
739 Well, I guess he found the horse with no name. 1.3008 0.05441 133 105 16 12
740 Not that there is anything wrong with that. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
741 OK, yeah, showy, but it ain't going nowhere. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
742 He's horsing around, but not in a good way. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
743 That's what happens when seldom is heard a discouraging word. 1.3000 0.05072 150 118 19 13
744 He’s learning to ride side saddle. 1.3000 0.03939 210 159 39 12
745 I reckon a horse is a horse. Of course, of course. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
746 Looks like they finally opened that dispensary in town. 1.3000 0.04284 190 146 31 13
747 He said the horse has no name 1.3000 0.04519 180 140 26 14
748 He drove Silver crazy. 1.3000 0.04096 150 108 39 3
749 Yeah, it’s fuel efficient, but wait ‘til he tries to ride off into the sunset. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
750 Sez he missed just the one time. Sang falsetto for a full week. 1.2995 0.04396 187 145 28 14
751 Don't have the heart to tell him there's no pommel horse rodeos. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
752 Since the sun is up now, I think it's time to tell Bart that's not his horse. 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
753 Rodeo 101. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
754 Looks like they got his online order mixed up, but you know what, he might just keep it. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
755 It all started when he started courtin' that Nadia Comanche... 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
756 But can he herd cattle... 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
757 Didn't we say a Palomino horse? 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
758 He has been trying to perfect his dismount. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
759 He doesn't cover much territory, but he has the best dismount west of the Mississippi. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
760 Sure - he’s in great shape - but even his horse has left him. 1.2984 0.04328 191 148 29 14
761 Ya no he has always used alternative forms of transportation. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
762 Looks like he’ll get a 10 on his dismount. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
763 This is better than his rocking horse stage. 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
764 Well, he ain't covering much ground, but it's cheap to feed. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
765 He works from home. 1.2977 0.05385 131 103 17 11
766 . . . and the horse he rode in on. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
767 He says he wants us to judge him but not judge him. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
768 Is Roy the best herder I've ever seen? No. But is he the best dang gymnast west of the Mississippi River? Also no. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
769 His wife's much better. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
770 I don't care if he is wearing boots. I'm taking off .2 for his flexed feet. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
771 It's gonna be awhile 'fore he reaches Laramie, is all I'm sayin'. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
772 Should we sidle up to him now? Or let him finish with that pommel horse? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
773 Our feed bill is down 40%. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
774 Wish he’d get off his high horse 1.2965 0.04436 172 132 29 11
775 I ain't gonna shoot him, but I just might pommel him. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
776 I reckon he's from the Pommel Ranch. 1.2963 0.04420 189 148 26 15
777 No more sore ass," he said 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
778 Carl, I don't think this is what your wife meant when she said she wanted you to be more flexible. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
779 Buck always said they ain't no hoss 'n' he cain't ride. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
780 The rodeo said no. He's in denial. 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
781 Oh he's got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
782 The cow pies give a whole new meaning to "sticking the landing'. 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
783 Poor Slim, ever since he landed on his head he's been calling that contraption a horse. 1.2958 0.05173 142 112 18 12
784 Sure, he's good, but dang it, it just ain't right. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
785 He *says* it’s cross-training. 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
786 He's the best pommel horse breaker in the West. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
787 His other horse gives him saddle sores. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
788 Could be worse. He was thinking of taking up synchronized swimming. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
789 Broke back mounting 1.2952 0.04701 166 130 23 13
790 If the sun don't kill him, the score from the Russian Federation judge surely will. 1.2952 0.04701 166 130 23 13
791 Careful! I think he's just here for the gold. 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
792 Wait, you’ll hear him complaining about his Charley horse as soon as he dismounts. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
793 Breaking those pommel horses is tough 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
794 Reckon it’s his first rodeo? 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
795 His real horse ran away. 1.2941 0.04057 170 126 38 6
796 Everytime he does this I want to pommel him. 1.2935 0.04339 201 159 25 17
797 He never had an actual horse that would let him do that. 1.2935 0.04432 184 144 26 14
798 All his previous horses skipped town first chance they got... can't say I blame 'em l 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
799 He's convinced it's the next pickleball. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
800 Anyone can stick a dismount when the horse doesn't move. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
801 I hired him because he said he was good on horses… 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
802 Why does he keep saying, whoa big fellah? 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
803 But how is he going to get back to town? 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
804 I think we need to find a new staffing firm. 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
805 Did we tell him to bring his own horse? 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
806 He hasn't been the same since he drank too much at the uneven bar. 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
807 How did he get here? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
808 Yeah, he grew up on a pommel horse farm. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
809 Dadburned gym’s always packed this time of year. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
810 He hasn't been the same since the accident at the rodeo. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
811 He's saving a fortune on hay. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
812 I don’t think the West is ready for AI 1.2919 0.04877 161 128 19 14
813 Did that cactus taste funny to you? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
814 If he fells and we take a picture from this angle, we can call it "Broke back, and mountains" 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
815 « Hey shorty, how come our horses don’t come with handles « 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
816 Clearly, this is his first rodeo. 1.2917 0.03896 192 144 40 8
817 Every time I tell him to get off he just gets right back on again. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
818 If I had to guess I'd say he was out here looking for silver. at best. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
819 I reckon the sheriff’s idea of horsing around ain’t what it used to be 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
820 I just wish we could all warm up at the same time 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
821 Worse than that, when he rides the range he sits on his stove. 1.2909 0.04788 165 131 20 14
822 You should see his routine on top of the hitching posts! 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
823 Quit horsin’ around! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
824 We'll flip a coin to see which one of us gives twinkle toes a ride back to the bunkhouse. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
825 I'm tired to this. Let's head over to the Uneven Bars for a beer." 1.2901 0.04771 162 128 21 13
826 It started when they named him Gym 1.2901 0.04771 162 128 21 13
827 Quickest dismount in the West. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
828 Should we tell him he's facing the horse's ass? 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
829 Humor him; he thinks the Olympics are in Paris, Texas. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
830 He was disqualified from the Olympics, on account of the spurs. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
831 “At this rate the round-up is going to take a hell of a long time.” 1.2898 0.04566 176 139 23 14
832 is that a new rodeo event? 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
833 He's calling it cowisthenics. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
834 Of course he falls off of a live horse 1.2895 0.04995 152 121 18 13
835 His swings are more fluid without the spurs. 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
836 I wish he would stop horsing around 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
837 Always knew he was a different kinda breed. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
838 He was a gymnast before retiring to Arizona. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
839 You don't get 100,000 TikTok followers roping calves. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
840 That looks easy with a horse that don’t buck. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
841 …another Texas politician… 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
842 Seems like the horse is making him do most of the work. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
843 I hear tell you don't even have to feed it. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
844 Let's just saddle up, and don't look back. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
845 Reckon Earls been watching Simon Biles again. 1.2883 0.04745 163 129 21 13
846 He says it’s one of those new ultra low emission horses 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
847 Worse, he spells his name - GYM. 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
848 Well Roy - It all hangs on the dismount 1.2881 0.04472 177 139 25 13
849 This is what happens if you are imprecise with Amazon. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
850 And Ol’ Paint is happier too now, so win-win. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
851 We call him the apparatus whisperer. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
852 He can make it stay there, but he'll never make it drink. 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
853 He’s been trying to get to El Paso for months. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
854 Seems Jed didn’t get what I meant by needing a good sidekick. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
855 Well, he did say he'd bring his own horse. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
856 Six weeks since he fell off his horse,and he still has to practice getting back on. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
857 Just wait till he gets on one that moves . 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
858 Its a hobby--,horse. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
859 Well, I thought I came to see a man about a horse. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
860 In the end, it all comes down to the same question: can he land the dismount? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
861 Yessir, best floor horse double scissor flair to handstand dismount west of the Rockies. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
862 Just don't have the heart to tell him Trigger's not comin' back. 1.2866 0.04046 157 116 37 4
863 Yup, it's Larry's first rodeo. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
864 ...from New York 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
865 Now that’s impressive! His hat never moves. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
866 He said her name is Pommel. Best horse he's ever ridden. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
867 Because,out here,he seldom hears a discouraging word. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
868 It's not that impressive unless he can stick the dismount. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
869 It's a post Brokeback world 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
870 On the plus side you never have to feed it 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
871 It is the only horse he can stay on. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
872 Not what I meant by“you gotta get back on the horse,” but close enough. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
873 They don't call it a 'dude ranch' fer nuthin'. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
874 He's practicing for the perfect dismount. 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
875 He can say Yee-ha all he wants, that dog won’t bark. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
876 You should see him rope 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
877 His resume was misleading. 1.2838 0.05077 148 119 16 13
878 First rodeo? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
879 Dang it, Jed, I am plum transfixed by his graceful manoeuvres, foreign though they may be. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
880 'Fair 'nuff Merle, those Wranglers may be snug, but y'aint foolin' 'bout their full range of movement.' 1.2835 0.05578 127 103 12 12
881 He got fired from the bank, too - they ain't never gonna forgive him for his 'vault event.' 1.2833 0.05574 120 96 14 10
882 He really needs to stick the dismount ! 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
883 He prefers gender neutral horses. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
884 He stole that routine! Damn horse thief. 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
885 I think we're supposed to be scoring this. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
886 Tex has always been our best at breakin’ em in. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
887 At least his horse doesn't need water. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
888 Remember-what happens on The Range, stays on The Range... 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
889 There goes Dave again, always thinkin’ outside the box. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
890 I though he said his horses name was Rommel." 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
891 You put butter on the seat again, didn't you? 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
892 There’s more than one way to get gold in these hills. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
893 I think he heard round off when I said round up. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
894 He gives being a cowboy a bit of je ne sais quoi . 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
895 ...and his girlfriend is an inflatable doll. 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
896 Just wait. There's a reason they're called chaps. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
897 Watch! His dismount is a 10! 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
898 Sure, his mount and dismount are impressive, but I still don't think he is going to be a good fit riding the range with the other cowboys. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
899 Last I heard, the next ones are gonna be electric 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
900 He said he was a horse-champion, so, I thought he could cowboy. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
901 Here comes the dismount. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
902 That'll teach him not to order a horse online! 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
903 He used to perform on his horse, but it never knew when to duck. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
904 I don’t stable pommels myself, but watching Billy ride one’s got me rethinking some things. 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
905 He didn't lie. He is pretty good on a horse 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
906 Wait'll you see what he can do on the hobby horse! 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
907 You know, pardner, I bet Annie Proulx is gonna turn this into one helluva story about contemporary masculinity. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
908 All hat, no horse. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
909 It's the AI version. Wait til you see the new cattle. 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
910 He said he wanted a cheap one, so went to Walmart. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
911 He ain’t gunna make it to Sundance before sundown. Of this day or any other. 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
912 Before we shoot him, let’s see if he sticks the landing. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
913 When the announced the 2024 Summer Olympics for Paris, he assumed they meant Paris, Texas. 1.2807 0.05912 114 93 10 11
914 Remember the old days when we used real horses? 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
915 Yeah he's good on old Trigger but he's lousy on the floor exercise. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
916 Yes, but think about the low maintenance. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
917 He seems to be stuck on the dismount 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
918 That there is Pommel Paul. When you ask him to draw, he gets out a pen and paper. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
919 It's an AI horse 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
920 No matter what he has tried that damn horse just won’t budge! 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
921 So the plan is he's gonna distract them while you and me sneak around back and steal everything they got. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
922 With practice, he won't be kicking a horse's head and dismounting into the water trough anymore. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
923 He doesn’t get along with other horses. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
924 I guess it beats his floor routine with the hobby horse. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
925 His core strength is unbelievable. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
926 Let’s see if he sticks the landing. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
927 He’s really pummeling that poor horse. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
928 When he's done, I'm sending it to the glue factory. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
929 It all started when he named his first horse, 'pommel'. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
930 How did Death Valley even secure the Olympic host bid? 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
931 The gym says he's a horse thief. 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
932 His cattle punchin’ skills are mainly theoretical. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
933 He’s trying to break it. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
934 I'm giving him a . 2 deduction just for being an idiot. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
935 Made by Peloton, you say? 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
936 Another sidewinder trying to gentrify the neighborhood. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
937 Of course he's much better at this than the parallel bars. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
938 He said this is contribution to reducing carbon emissions! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
939 I’m still scratchin’ my head about how he got that thing all the way out here. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
940 This all started with saddle sores. 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
941 Claims he saves a bundle on feed and boarding. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
942 None of my business what kind of horse a cowboy prefers. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
943 Whee! There I go! 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
944 Well, I guess that's all you can expect when you order a horse on-line. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
945 I think the cactus is kicking in. 1.2775 0.04516 173 138 22 13
946 He asked for a side saddle. 1.2774 0.04803 155 124 19 12
947 He tired of the mechanical bull. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
948 He calls that one the lasso. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
949 This started when he heard Simone Biles was the new sheriff in town. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
950 What's the point? He still falls off. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
951 He’s a pandemic kid. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
952 Well, he ordered it on Amazon and didn't want to return it. 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
953 Trigger hasn't been the same since he lost his head and tail. But Roy still loves him. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
954 Poor Cal - been suffrin' from Restless Leg Syndrome and can't seem to shake it. 1.2763 0.04778 152 121 20 11
955 he's new here. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
956 The rodeo sure ain’t what it used to be. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
957 Jerry found his horse on Facebook Marketplace. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
958 Because every Cowboy needs a gymnastics side hustle 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
959 Well, this is his first rodeo. He’ll get it…eventually. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
960 Zeek's not right no more, is he? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
961 That's Simone Biles uncle, once removed. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
962 Have you ever rode a Twinkie before? 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
963 It all started with Lil Nas X. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
964 He’s auditioning for a part in Blazing Straddles. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
965 I hear it ruins the real thing fer ya. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
966 He ain't pointing his toes. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
967 He finally found a horse he could ride. 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
968 He's learning how to mount and dismount. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
969 If only he put in half as much time on the floor exercise." 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
970 A horse is a horse, of course. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
971 Looks good, but he still failed his cattle driving test. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
972 The spurs are a bit of a sticking point. 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
973 Yeah, he's got some tricks. But let's wait 'til we see his dismount. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
974 They say he's the "YMCA" cowboy. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
975 EASY RIDER ! 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
976 I don’t think he understands how the rodeo works. 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
977 First impossible meat and now this? 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
978 This is why you can’t learn cowboy in the simulator. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
979 I hope this horse can break in that wild cowboy! 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
980 You won't be laughing if he nails the dismount. 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
981 I guess his regular horse won’t let him do that. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
982 The things that guy will do to show off his new cowboy boots. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
983 I hired him because he said he had experience with horses. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
984 After the side-saddle scissors, he'll finish with the Texas two-step dismount. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
985 Nobody breaks in a new horse better than him. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
986 'Yeah it's performance art, deconstructed cowboy " 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
987 There's gold, silver or bronze in them thar hills. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
988 You mount it and dismount it like a regular horse, but the similarities pretty much end there. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
989 He trained back east. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
990 I don't know who that stranger is, all I know is that I'm rooting for him to stick the landing 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
991 We’ve found visualization is an excellent mental rehearsal technique for our new cowpokes. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
992 Those city folk just don't get horseback riding 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
993 What makes even less sense is his skill on the balance beam. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
994 It all hangs on his dismount. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
995 He says it’s the only horse that doesn’t bother his hemorrhoids. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
996 His resumé said he was a great horse man and I reckon he weren’t lyin’. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
997 He's never gotten over the Russian judge 1.2716 0.04552 162 129 22 11
998 I keep telling him to quit messin’ around and learn how to nail that dismount. 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
999 If he sticks the dismount then we let it ride. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1000 That’s my Fancy Cousin, he’s from Austin. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1001 You tell him that's not what we meant when we said we were going for the gold. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1002 Yeah,but how’s his ropin’? 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
1003 It’s all about the dismount! 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1004 He’s going places, that one. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1005 He's been like this ever since his other horse died. 1.2703 0.04134 148 112 32 4
1006 You can take the Cowboy out of the Olympics, but you can’t take the Olympics out of the Cowboy! 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1007 What do you figger you get, exactly, if you breed a mustang with a pommel horse? 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
1008 Don't turn around, I need to change into my leotard for the floor routine. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1009 May be the quickest way to Paris. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1010 Tex puts on a good show, but he's all saddle and no cattle. Not to mention the horse. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1011 He's Fancy alright, but it ain't gonna get him nowhere. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1012 9.7 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1013 It's HR mandated. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1014 I reckon he's just another suburban cowboy. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1015 His other horse stepped on his foot. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1016 Next we get tumbling tumbleweed 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
1017 Somebody should tell him. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1018 They say he also rides the range in his kitchen, and has the spiral scars to prove it. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1019 Impressive. But I'll wager a heifer he don't stick the landing. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1020 Go ahead 'n laugh, but them feet ain't never failed yet to point toward water. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1021 Don’t give a score, it only encourages him. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1022 It’s not the horse he rode in on. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1023 If he can do a rear scissor 1/2 through handstand without his gun going off, he's got you beat Charlie. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1024 WRONG HORSE!!! 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1025 yeah,but can he rope? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1026 This is the only way I can get my boots off. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1027 He's pointing to El Paso, but he'll never get there on that nag. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1028 Ya, he just doesn't seem to be as crisp as he was in his earlier years... 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
1029 I don’t care how many times he mounts it, that horse ain’t taking him anywhere 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
1030 He's a grown man and he's not hurting anyone, so who am I to judge? 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1031 no bull! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1032 Believe it or not, he’s been through the desert on that thing. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1033 Bill knew he would never be faster on the draw than the other cowboys, but he could become faster on the mount. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1034 Let’s see him do the parallel bars and floor exercise in those boots. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1035 Well, you did ask HR to hire a horse expert... 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1036 Now, yer pommel horse is a whole different breed. Watch Clem on this dismount. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1037 Alright then, if he sticks the dismount, he’ll do. 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1038 He's getting ready to dismount. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1039 Just what did you write in that "Help Wanted" ad, Clem? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1040 Easterner. He keeps dismounting on the wrong side. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1041 Dangit, Jessup, we’ve got fences to mend! Never should’ve introduced him to Maslow’s Hierarchy. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1042 I think he’s overqualified 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1043 Just wait until he tries that on a real horse! 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1044 At least he doesn't have to feed it. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1045 Yeah, it ain't perfect but doing it with spurs does get him extra points. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
1046 “These stunt wranglers are killing our image.” 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
1047 The buck stops here! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1048 Not my idea of going for the gold. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1049 City slickers shure do git their horse breeds mixed up. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1050 He wants to avoid another disappointing 6 from the Montana judge. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1051 He doesn't wear his tights when he's practicing. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1052 How does he tell the head from the tail? 1.2672 0.04173 131 98 31 2
1053 Nothin’s been the same since Brokeback. 1.2671 0.04984 146 119 15 12
1054 Winds are pretty strong outa' the west today! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1055 His dismount should be fun without the hay bales there 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1056 Getting nowhere fast! 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1057 Locals call him the Tone Ranger. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1058 I don't know, I just don't know 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1059 Poor guy he is allergic to horses. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1060 I knew he was back on the horse after the parallel bars last night. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1061 That there’s the Pommel Horse Kid – fastest double scissors in the West! 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1062 You'd be surprised how many times it has bucked him! 1.2663 0.04239 169 133 27 9
1063 Apparently, it's easier to lead to water and make it drink... 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1064 We'll fix it in post 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1065 He hasn’t really been the same since she told him he wasn’t cowboy enough. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1066 He might stick the landing but the cattle still wandered off 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1067 Nice enough fella, but I'm thinking he's all-hat and no-horse 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1068 Yeah, that's great, but can he lasso a stray with his feet? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1069 He is re-vaulting. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1070 I wish we knew how to quit him. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1071 He’s allergic to real horses 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1072 And this will help us drive more cattle, how? 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1073 We got into a heated debate, he accused me of mental gymnastics, and now here we are. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1074 He's never been the same since Mr.Ed died 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1075 Seeing as cow rustling isn’t going to be in the Olympics this year… 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1076 They say he's a humdinger on the parallel bars too. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1077 The spurs really up the difficulty on his scissor element. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1078 I would like to see him try that on a horse with four legs. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1079 Like that young filly sez, hips don’t lie. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1080 He needs to come off his high horse! 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
1081 They say he came out looking for gold. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1082 Don't say pommel. He calls it Trigger. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1083 I should've never hired a Rhinestone Cowboy. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1084 You brought a gymnast to a gun fight? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1085 Taming the wild pommel horse 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1086 I’m truly amazed by how well he’s trained his horse. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
1087 He got a perfect 10 in the Olympics but he ain’t worth a damn in a shootout. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
1088 Well it’s a sure bet neither of us can do that. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1089 He wants us to call him 'The Swinging Cowboy.' 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1090 He’s wore that poor nag down to where they ain’t hardly nothin’ left! 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1091 That’s what happens when you order your horse on Amazon… 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1092 ridin horses all day made me realize I have no upper body strength 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
1093 The Comanches are Better than that on Real Horses 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1094 We need to find him a new hobby 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1095 Now don't stirrup any trouble, he'll pummel us. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
1096 Hobby rancher 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1097 That’s way beyond a horse of a different color. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1098 I guess he forgot to look that gift horse in the mouth. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1099 Fastest dismount in the West. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1100 I'll give him a 10 if he can stick the landing. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1101 That Olympic Gold Medal has really gone to his head, but it is really slowing down our cattle drive. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1102 Fifty dollars says he'll stick the landing this time. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1103 Beats me. Something about Paris in the summer. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1104 He said he's good on a horse 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1105 Still working out those AI kinks. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1106 I don't know how he keeps his hat on through all that. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1107 …and he calls it “Trigger”! 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1108 kjkj 1.2623 0.05435 122 100 12 10
1109 Seems it’s all down to a gal name of Alexa! 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
1110 Things just ain't been the same since those PETA boys showed up down here.... 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1111 I told him he has to get in shape before he can have a real one. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1112 I know, but it's his first rodeo. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1113 Aint no use pommeling a dead horse 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1114 Ol' Paint hates this guy when he rides him. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1115 No, you’re next. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1116 Guess Earl’s gonna find gold one way or another. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1117 It was either this or a mechanical bull. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1118 Gotta admit the man can stick a dismount. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1119 I dare say that horse'll break HIM before he's through. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1120 Turns out, that was the hitch in his giddy-up. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1121 He’s all hat and no saddle. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1122 Said her name is Pommel, but ain't like no horse I seen. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1123 Artificial Equestrience 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1124 So, yeah, it doesn't go anywhere. But on the plus side, you never have to muck out the stall. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
1125 You don't have to feed it, but it won't get you anywhere. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1126 Do you want to tell him or should I? 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1127 Jake, You gotta be better at writ’n those job description’s! 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
1128 And I thought Pommel was the name of his horse. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1129 That there cowpoke is probably the best horseman in Wyoming! 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1130 Yep. That's what happens when you stop wearing spurs. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1131 So far I haven't been able to get him on a real horse 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1132 His horse couldn't take it anymore. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1133 Good it don't eat. My horse just got the last bit of grass out here. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1134 He says he's still working on his dismount. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1135 His horse complained about his dismounts. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1136 Well, it IS an Olympics year. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1137 I said “pummel him”! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1138 Hemorrhoids flaring up again? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1139 Yup, pretty sure he's not from these parts: says his horse's name is Pommel. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1140 His last pardner was a sawhorse. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1141 Pilates has been incredible for his core. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1142 I have to admit, my horse loves his dismount. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1143 It helps with the chafing. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1144 Didn't know he could ride bareback. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1145 Wait 'til he tries that Fancy Dan dismount on a real horse. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1146 Too much coffee, again. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1147 Don’t think he’s from around these parts. 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1148 All hat and a fake horse. Typical tenderfoot. 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1149 He don't get much work done and that's the ugliest horse I ever saw. But he sure gets off of it real purdy. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1150 What do you expect? He's a vegetarian. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1151 I was once in an uneven bar fight with him. 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1152 Shouldn't that horse have two more legs? 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1153 It is a might strange, Hank. That horse ain't got but one pommel. 1.2593 0.04427 162 130 22 10
1154 Mary Lou Retton he ain’t 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1155 Sheriff caught him red handed pummelling his horse, so I reckon it’s a fair sentence. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1156 That horse have a name? 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
1157 Don’t think he’ll stick his dismount without his spurs. 1.2586 0.04441 174 142 19 13
1158 Welcome to the Mild West. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1159 I know I said bank vault 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1160 It's not pretty, but it's a whole lot cheaper than a live horse. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1161 It's the Biles in him 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1162 It's a nice horse, but it won't take you very far. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1163 All dismount and no tie-down. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1164 He got it on Ebay and is trying to figure out how to ride it. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1165 You should see him bobsled 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1166 If'n you ask me, he needs to be gettin' off his high horse and be workin' more on his parallel bars and floor exercise. 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
1167 The weird thing is he tells himself to giddyup. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1168 I hear he’s doing Dry January. 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
1169 There hasn't been a horse he couldn't tame 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1170 His resume said 'skilled horseman.' 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1171 "I'd give the routine about an eight. But. his hat's a solid ten. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1172 Little did they know, it was his second rodeo. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1173 I don't have the heart to tell him it's just a piece of gym equipment. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1174 That’s all fine and good but let’s see how he does with the rings. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1175 Clem hasn’t been the same ever since his horse died. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1176 We'll attach a head and a tail after he gets more confident. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1177 Think he’ll be heading to the Merry-go-round next? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1178 He could never do that wearing spurs. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1179 His letter said “Have horse, will travel.” Maybe we should have asked for more details. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1180 Easy to feed, but range is short. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1181 Not bad, but can he do the rings? 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
1182 I reckon he traded his one-trick pony for a one-pommel horse. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1183 Charles Darwin would have a field day with this. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1184 Who is gonna break it to Tex that the Olympic Games are in Paris,France? 1.2569 0.06030 109 92 6 11
1185 The last landing he stuck was on a cactus. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1186 He thinks his horse is better, but I say it’s a one-trick pony. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1187 Yeah, but he never sticks the landing. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1188 Quiet, the tumbleweed routine is next! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1189 Let’s see how spritely he feels when he takes it over the pass. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1190 He can swing his hips, but can he ride off into the sunset? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1191 Since that fall, I don’t know if Bill will ever get back in the saddle. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1192 It’s his 7th midlife crisis! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1193 Well will you look at that. A 1080 Russian Wendeswing. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1194 He claims that a horse is a horse. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1195 He just now worked up the courage, after the last pommel horse bucked him. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1196 Humor him. Trigger ran away. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1197 Paris, France! Paris, France! 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1198 Clem never seems to pick the right horse. Anyhow, his dismount is usually dang good". 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1199 Getting rid of the spurs has really upped his game! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1200 Should we tell him no one's judging our dismounts? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1201 Don’t tell him that’s not his horse. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1202 How long you figure ‘fore we tell him? 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
1203 He moved here from LA during the pandemic. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1204 He calls himself a swinger! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1205 Well, he's a Yankee! 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1206 Sure, his moves are impressive but his horse ain’t good for much! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1207 Far as I know, it ain't got no name. 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
1208 Best part is you can be out all day and never get saddle sores. 1.2556 0.04103 180 144 26 10
1209 Does he really think he’s going somewhere? 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1210 Uh oh, he’s got the fever. The fever for gold. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1211 Someone tell him we are actually going to Paris, TX 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1212 It's not dressage, but he's still on the Olympic team. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1213 He looks good, but we ain't getting way from the sheriff's posse that way. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1214 Sure, but can he do it in spandex? 1.2552 0.04773 145 118 17 10
1215 Yeah,it's impressive,but he's crap at cutting anybody off at the pass. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1216 Looks like gold is what he's after. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1217 Paris 2024 can't come soon enough. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1218 He also can't remember his name. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1219 That is the problem of getting an A in theory and not attending practical classes. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1220 It's a new 6 weeks program for folks caught with RUI (Riding under Influence) 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1221 THIS MUST BE HIS FIRST RODEO 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
1222 His horse won’t let him back on until he can nail the dismount. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1223 He hasn’t been the same since Nadia Comaneci 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
1224 When his resume said "skilled with horses", this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1225 HR said this is now mandatory training. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1226 That explains why he's NOT WANTED in fourteen states. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1227 We don’t have any other prospects but let’s see if he nails the dismount. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1228 It's high noon. Time for Spin class on the stationary horse. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1229 Well, you don't have to shoe it. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1230 I think he’s ready for the mechanical bull. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1231 I've told you, Jim! Hiring the ex-PE teacher was a bad idea! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1232 Well, partner, I reckon that's one way to get gold. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1233 He came out west looking for gold 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1234 His routine is pretty basic but his dismount is spectacular. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1235 The elevation on his dismount is to die for. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1236 I’ll wait for the dismount So far it is a perfect 10 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1237 He has a fancy dismount but is really slowing us down. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1238 That's Mr. Biles. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1239 It’s his first rodeo. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1240 He calls it a "pommelmino". 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1241 He dared me to meet him here at high noon and said he'd show me a good pummeling. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1242 Just have to break her in. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1243 You really can’t take the gymnast out of the cowboy. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1244 HE'S GONE THROUGH THE DESERT WITH A HORSE WITH NO NAME. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1245 It all started in middle school when this young cowboy changed his spelling from Jim-Boy to Gym-Boy. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1246 He’s a ten. Never been throwed; never fell oft. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1247 I told him he should get off his high horse. 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1248 Yeah, but for him, it's just a hobby... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1249 It seems less cruel 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1250 He named it Mister Phys Ed. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1251 Nope. 8.5 at best. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1252 These Canadian Mounties are always showing off. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1253 The really sad part is he's doing it to make his horse jealous. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1254 He’s the only one who can keep the pommel cows together 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1255 Yeah, I thought he meant training for the rodeo, too. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1256 Looks like you found a new sidekick. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1257 Personally, my best event is the parallel bars. I just crawl from one bar to the other. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1258 I told you. He's good on HIS horse. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1259 Well, leastways, he don’t have to worry about the feed bill… 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
1260 He won’t get far. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1261 I should have specified which horse to bring. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1262 Once he gets to his floor exercise, the whole act falls apart . 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1263 He's given up the rodeo circuit and is focusing on the 2028 Olympics. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1264 He got back on 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1265 I got next." 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1266 Kenny has never gotten over Dolores leaving him for the Newport gymnast!” 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1267 Dang, ol' Judd forgot which horse he was to come here on! 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1268 Cross-training. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1269 He’s the G.O.A.T. cause ain’t no cowboy nowhere ever done that. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1270 I keep telling 'm real cowboys don't ride side-saddle. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1271 The uneven bars is still his best event. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1272 When he said I’d be gettin pummeled at high noon, this ain’t what I figured. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1273 He always shows up with the wrong horse. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1274 If he sticks the dismount, he gets the deed to the ranch. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1275 Horse Play 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1276 They all look like that after he breaks 'em 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1277 So, this is how I die. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1278 Don’t worry, he’s just horsing around. 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
1279 Easterners. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1280 City boy! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1281 I explicitly said Palomino horse. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1282 Cowgirls may be taking over, but some things are still just for us men. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1283 Why would anyone want to pummel a horse? 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1284 Not his first rodeo! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1285 That horse has been trying to buck him off all morning. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1286 Good form, but all hat and no steed 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1287 Ever since his spurs dang near killed his hoss. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1288 Tex has gotten way better since 'Ol Surefoot ran off. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1289 His last dismount landed him in the cactus. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1290 He really pummels that horse! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1291 Some folks are just born to pommel. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1292 They call him Bronco Biles. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1293 Don't worry. He's not going anywhere... 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1294 The worst part is that he calls the friggin' thing a horse! 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1295 He said he could ride all day and never reach the end of his property line. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1296 I don't think this new guy is really working out. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1297 It takes years of practice to tame the wild pommel horse. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1298 This one horse town ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1299 He's getting better. Yesterday it threw him off ! 1.2500 0.06106 96 80 8 8
1300 Those animal rights people ruin everything! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1301 Wait for it…wait for it… 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1302 You should see his dismount. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1303 They call him the horse whisperer 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1304 He's not been the same since the accident. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1305 Wait til ya see his leotard 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1306 Maybe now he'll be able to get off his high horse. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1307 I just can't tell him he'll never make it to El Paso -- let alone Paris. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
1308 The feed bills were killing him. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1309 He won’t get anywhere on that thing. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1310 It’s a start. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1311 He told me it makes his spurs jingle-jangle-jingle. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1312 But we just don’t know if the name makes sense since no one in history has ever used a horse like this. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1313 It appears he's horsing around. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1314 Millenials are something else! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1315 He’s a little hard of hearing. I told him to rustle up a Palomino horse, not a Pommel horse 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1316 Don’t get mad at me, Zeek. He technically didn’t lie on his resume when he said he could mount and dismount a horse with confidence and poise. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1317 Tex is trying to learn side saddle. 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
1318 It 's going to be his first rodeo. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
1319 I just thought he was mispronouncing palomino. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1320 Watch him stick the dismount. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1321 Trigger bit him, so Roy traded him in. But I’d call this an overreaction. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1322 Must be a Brit they're the only ones that ride side-saddle 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1323 I told him for this job you need to be more agile on the horse. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1324 C'mon, let's go. This is going nowhere. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1325 They shoot cowboys who ride phony horses, don’t they? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1326 Well at least he doesn't have to feed it. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1327 I told that tenderfoot if he didn't toughen up, he'd get pummeled. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1328 For a horse that don’t move, he’s awful hard to ride. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1329 That's why he rides side-saddle. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1330 That there is Jim Nasticks. We don't let him near the real ones any more since he was kicked in the head. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1331 Clem, we are going to lose this rodeo. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1332 I think you posted a request to the wrong job board. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1333 He's pan-equestrian, I reckon. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1334 He's gettin' better, Dusty, but the dude's gotta stop with the 'Hi-Yo, Silver!' 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1335 I told him not to order a horse from Wish. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1336 Equestrian Pilates. Yup, all the rage in Kalispell. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1337 He got tired of the bull shit. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1338 Should someone tell him he’s in the wrong Paris? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1339 Figure he’s fixin to pommel his privates on that pony! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1340 I didn’t know it was ~that~ kind of rodeo… 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1341 Good sure,but the spurs always mess up his landing. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1342 That’s nothing. You should see him on the pommel bull. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1343 He won’t last 8 seconds! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1344 Buck's other ride is a yodeling Shetland pony. He was gonna saddle that up today, but it's a little hoarse. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1345 That’s what you get when you send your kid to boarding school. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1346 After this he goes to Jim's Saloon then across to Rosie's Cantina to do parallel bars. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1347 He makes it look so easy doesn't he? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1348 You’ll see a few of them do this for two weeks, and then never see it again for another four years. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1349 I'd pay good money to see him try that on Earthquake Earl. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1350 Look out when he goes, "ye-hah!" 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1351 Folks say he’s the fastest lunge in the west. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1352 Billy really does have a handle on that horse I'd say. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1353 I am seeing a slight wobble and his toes aren’t pointed, but I like his execution. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
1354 If the rest of the hands see this, I'm afraid old Clem's gonna get pommelled. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1355 You heard me say 'mechanical', right? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1356 He bet me he could break any horse. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1357 He says it’s our best chance at striking gold. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1358 He can’t poke a cow, but he sure can stick a landing.” 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1359 So far so good but let’s see if he sticks the dismount. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1360 Ain't much of a horse but he sure can ride! 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1361 He’s having a tougher time breaking this horse. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1362 Those Lululemon chaps work mighty fine. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1363 He's training for Urban Cowboy 2. 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1364 Well, he ain’t much for herding cattle, but my core has never been stronger 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1365 It’s part of our foreman’s diversity challenge. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1366 Stalkers 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1367 All the horses in his corral unionized then went on strike, so he consulted AI. He’s quite good but his cows have wandered off. 1.2459 0.05115 122 100 14 8
1368 And that's how you dismount a horse little lady. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1369 The fastest dismount in the west. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1370 Let’s go. He’ll never catch up with us on that horse. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1371 If I were judge, he’d get ten.” 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1372 Jed, I reckon that fella is from the Pommel Ranch 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1373 Gotta get that core work in one way or another 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1374 How the West Was Won: Russian Judge Edition 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1375 Everyone’s road to gold is different. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1376 But he still stumbles on the dismount. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1377 All I know is: if'n you score him less than an 8.9, he'll draw on you. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1378 Simone Biles inspires everyone. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
1379 Dreaming of #paris2024 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1380 Ever since his ol' mare bit the dust, Ed just ain't what he used to be 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1381 So far he’s only mastered getting off the horse. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1382 At least he no longer lives at home with us. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1383 You tell him there is no pommel horse in the rodeo! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1384 I’d be impressed if he can nail the dismount. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1385 At least he finally got over his hobby horse phase 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1386 Different horse,different course 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1387 I reckon that maybe someday they will name a skill after him:‘The Double Reverse No Way Jose’. 1.2441 0.05210 127 106 11 10
1388 He tried that on a real horse and it did not end well. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1389 I’d like to see him do that on a real horse. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1390 ``I asked for a cowboy, Frank. Not Simone Biles.'' 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1391 He told me he’s an expert horseman, I should have inquired further. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1392 He's named her Ginger. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1393 The core strength is incredible. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1394 The Horse With No Name 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1395 Get off your high horse and get over here 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1396 Isn't he a little too old for training wheels? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1397 They say he's the best water dowser this side of Loredo. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1398 You should see his floor routine! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1399 He heard PITA's going after rodeos! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1400 Well, I hear tell, the horse doesn't have a name 1.2437 0.05197 119 98 13 8
1401 You call Jim nasty, and he'll pommel ya. 1.2436 0.04490 156 128 18 10
1402 When he said he dreamed of mounting a horse in the desert, this is not what I expected at all. 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1403 I thought he said his new horse was a Palomino! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1404 Just give him a 10 this time—or we’ll be stuck here forever. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1405 This one-horse-town hasn’t been the same since they lost the horse. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1406 He's trying to 'be the lasso' 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1407 He’s pretty skilled . . . hypothetically. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1408 He's going to get pommeled in Tombstone! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
1409 That's all well and good, but he stinks on cattle drives." 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1410 Get a load of the new federal agent. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1411 I ran through the desert with a horse with no mane…La la la la la la 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1412 His real horse just wouldn't put-up with it... 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1413 I hear it eats less hay. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1414 That's nothin'. You should see him rope a calf on the parallel bars. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1415 I guess a 7 or 8, but where are the sheep you were herding? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1416 He gets like this every four years. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1417 It’s kind of ironic that he walked here 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1418 He's trying to pick up a new skill to differentiate himself from all the other singing cowboys. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1419 After the dismount, I hear they have openings at the Plum Loco clinic up Laredo way 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1420 But will he stick the dismount 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1421 He wouldn’t listen — said he could get a better deal thru Amazon. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1422 It’s Bob’s first rodeo. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1423 It's even more impressive when you consider he's wearing jeans. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1424 Ya know Buck I always thought Pommel was a peculiar name for a horse! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1425 Sure, he's no use herdin' cattle. Can't rope for beans. But are his stride swings, hip counter turns and double leg circles impeccable? Hell yes. 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1426 If he gets an 8.5 or above he can go from a Pommel to a real horse 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1427 Let’s see him try that with spurs on 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1428 No one has the heart to tell him that a pommel horse can never be broken. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1429 His technique is good, but where will it take him? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1430 That’s Butch and his quarter horse. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1431 If he shouts Yippee-Ki-Yay on that pummel horse one more time… 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1432 Best single leg swing in the west. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1433 We should probably do a few situps before the duel. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1434 Don't sweat it. His floor routine is hogwash. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1435 He's all hat and no cattle." 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1436 He's one hell of a cowboy, but that pony of his ain't got no giddyup. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1437 Ten to one he’ll never break that horse. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1438 He spent a lot of time indoors during Covid. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1439 The future of our gang hangs in the balance 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1440 You can take the cowboy out of the gymnast.... 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
1441 Should we tell him?" "Nah ... let the kid have it. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1442 Well... I reckon it won't cost much to feed her. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1443 Hell, I know it's not what we expected... but I can't say I'm not impressed 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1444 Well I heard he comes from a one-horse town.... 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1445 Boy, he’s really pommeled old Dusty into submission. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1446 At the saloon - he always asks for parallel bars. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1447 At least he's not wearing a sequined leotard. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1448 Yup! He’s definitely got what it takes to be President. You bet! 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1449 That's the new manager showing us how to ride a horse. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1450 Doesn't compare to his cartwheel. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1451 Spent a thousand dollars buyin' what he thought was a palomino horse on eBay. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1452 He calls the breed a pommel horse. Very low maintenance, but won't get you where you're going. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1453 He says it don't take up much space and don't eat much. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1454 They say practice makes perfect. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1455 Hard to get into the 10s with those boots on... 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1456 You're lookin' at what they call 'ride from home.' 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1457 The old gray mare, she ain't gonna like this... 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1458 Wait’ll you see the side saddle dismount. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1459 Seriously, he's got nothing better to do? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1460 He claims that when someone sees a cowboy on a horse, all they do is look at the horse. But, whey someone sees a cowboy on a pommel horse, they look at the cowboy. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1461 Big moves, no cattle. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1462 Jim's still working on his learner's permit 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1463 He's trying to make it to Paris this year. Paris, Texas that is. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1464 He’s stronger with floor exercises. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1465 Someone didn't understand the assignment. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1466 I don’t know… These new breeds keep getting weirder and weirder. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1467 Yep, it takes years of dedication and hard work to succeed in this business. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1468 Dusty, will ya quite horsin' around? 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1469 I guess I had to be clearer about which kind to bring. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1470 The mechanical bull wasn’t available. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
1471 Bessie says wait to see his dismount... 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1472 He's gonna break it. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1473 You think this is impressive, you should see him on the Jim Balance Beam down at the saloon 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1474 They say it’s a process, Randy… the first step to getting back on the horse. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1475 He may be fit, but it ain’t proper. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1476 Always just falls off his horse - Practicing his dismounts 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1477 This is really not what I meant when I told him to get back in the saddle after his divorce... 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1478 Saw him here last year. Such beauty such style. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1479 I don't care if he took bronze in Beijing. If he doesn't get on his actual horse in the next five minutes, I'm shooting him. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1480 He's the best pommel-horse breaker in the territory! 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1481 Oh sure, but let’s seem him do it on a real horse. 1.2388 0.04875 134 111 14 9
1482 It's that new vegan dude ranch. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1483 He's an early adopter. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1484 You know - he's a cowboy. Paris Olympics 2024. Climate Change. - always ready for a challenge. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1485 We're diggin' for gold, but he's goin' for gold. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1486 When he said he lost the gold, he was talking about a medal? 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1487 The cows will be coming soon to see if he can stick the landing. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1488 It's his dismount I'm worried about. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1489 Mr. Quixote is starting spring training early this year. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1490 We’ve got to take points off for that dismount 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1491 I say, if he can play the guitar, we hire him. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1492 It's a prerequisite for barrel jumping. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1493 Yup, heat stroke 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1494 He says it took him to Tokyo in '21. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1495 Do you want to tell him his horse is dead? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1496 Keeps the coyotes away. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1497 City slicker. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
1498 He prefers bareback riding. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1499 Don’t ask, just clap and give him a 10. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1500 I guess he’s waiting for a recharging station to be installed out here. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1501 You can tell by his boots that he ain’t from around here. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1502 Talk ‘difficulty’ and ‘execution’ all you want.. If he can’t learn to land this dadgum dismount, we ain’t taking home the gold! 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1503 Because none of the real horses want to get kicked in the ears, that's why. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1504 Hey! Get off there. That’s where the deer and antelope play! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1505 The next event uses a carpenter’s horse. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1506 He's still trying to perfect his dismount. 1.2368 0.03819 152 119 30 3
1507 The judge gave him 10 for difficulty, and 15 for shooting Jimmy. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1508 Call that a horse? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1509 His name is James. But most folks just call him Gym. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1510 Getting ready for the Paris Texas Olympics 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1511 He thinks this years' Summer Olympics are in Paris, Texas. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1512 He said something about going to Paris in July. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1513 He prefers the concept of a horse 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1514 He's got the best dismount this side of the Pecos. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1515 When you fall off your horse so many times, might as well try to make it a competition. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1516 You should hear him ringing the cow bell! 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1517 Who's gonna tell him about the cattle drive? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1518 He gets like this every time the summer Olympics comes around. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1519 If it doesn’t buck, can you still be considered a buckaroo? 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1520 Definitely better than his floor routine.... 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1521 yep he insists on wearing the spurs. feels more manly. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1522 He’s also gluten-free and diary-free. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1523 I misread the resume. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1524 There goes Tex, horsing around again! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1525 I thought he meant mental gymnastics 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1526 Midstream,you say! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1527 Yeah, riding side saddle just wasn’t enough for him 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1528 Well, it IS a kind of horse... 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1529 You go next, Bart, I’m still digesting my beans. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1530 And I say he should start with single leg swings, then scissors, then double leg flairs, into Russian circles, and THEN his handstand dismount, Goldarnit! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1531 Hi-yo, Pommel! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1532 You did not need to learn this to ride horses with us 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1533 I think he's a greenhorn. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1534 That's what I thought, until I saw what he called the "dismount", and then saw his horse do the whole thing better! 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1535 I'm guessing a communications issue with his career counselor. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1536 Say what you like. Those Pommels don't get tired and they don't need water. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1537 Yeah yeah, very impressive. But can they stick the dismount? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1538 His horse don't eat much but it's mighty slow. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1539 This is the last time he’s invited to a horse ride. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
1540 What the hell? 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1541 Ironically, the plant-based rodeo does not involve getting off your high horse. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1542 - Antispecist cow boys, all style and no mobility ! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1543 If that show-off could get that nag to move, I might be a little more impressed. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1544 I don't reckon he'll make it to Tombstone by sunset. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1545 There’s Luke on his high horse again. 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1546 That’s Jim Nasty, the pommel horse rustler. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1547 If he tries that on Sparky, he’ll end up singing soprano. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1548 Oh,THIS is Jim Beam? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1549 He says it's really helping with the saddle soreness. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1550 You know they say he once killed an East German judge dead on sight. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1551 He just hasn't been the same since the summer Olympics. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1552 Welcome to my deserted gym. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1553 No one has the heart to tell him. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1554 Kinda cute, ain't he? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1555 A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Right, Ed? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1556 It's been 3 weeks and Zeke still ain't broke that pommel horse! Get a rope 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1557 I guess AI doesn’t work that well out here on the prairie. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1558 You should see him on the uneven bars.....best in the west 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1559 Guess we should’ve been more specific when we asked if he’d ever mounted a horse 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1560 Dang it! I'm gonna cry when he sets it free! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1561 Well, la di da! I'd like to see him try that on a real horse! 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1562 Went to the east coast - never came back 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1563 He started right around the time we stopped calling him Slim. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1564 Ol Dusty just loves his visual puns 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1565 It was either this or Solar Panels. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1566 I bet he lasts 7 seconds max. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1567 He studied abroad for a semester. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1568 If you think that’s impressive…you should see him do the floor routine with his lasso. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1569 Uh, pommel and pomelo aren't that far off, I suppose. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1570 Well, I call it the pummel horse, and I reckon you'll know why when you experience his dismount 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1571 Hear tell he's even better in the tumble-weeds. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1572 If 'n Amos gits the hang of this here pommel horse, I reckon he'll be lookin' fer a real horse. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1573 In his younger years, he rode a mechanical bull. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1574 He used to sell stationary bikes. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1575 No, I use stirrups. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1576 He said he used to ride English. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1577 I bet he bought that horse on Amazon by mistake. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1578 If that's his horse now i wonder how his cows might look like 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1579 He still has his learner's permit. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1580 Not that mountain. Dismountin'! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1581 There’s a snake in his boots. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1582 He claims it’s just as good, but I don’t see him riding into the sunset. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1583 After he was bucked off, I advised Tex to just back on a horse, any horse. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1584 He doesn't have to feed this one. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1585 He gets this way every year the Olympics rolls around. 1.2326 0.04984 129 108 12 9
1586 I keep thinking he's just about to break her, but he keeps dismounting. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1587 Just wait until he goes to put a saddle on it. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1588 That's his hobby horse. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1589 Dern it, I just hain't got it in me to tell him Rusty ain't real after all these years. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1590 A horse is a horse! 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1591 It’s all in the hips 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1592 Wild West gymnastics 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1593 Why the long face? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1594 I think he misunderstood the job opening ad for someone with exceptional skills with horses. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1595 He'd score higher with spurs. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1596 Not exactly my idea of riding side saddle. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1597 I don't like to criticize another man's horse. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1598 Well, I didn't think much of it as an origin story, but I hear he's already sold the movie rights. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1599 Training for Career Change to Circus Performer 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1600 They say the pommel is the toughest horse to break. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1601 Last Olympics, that was only good enough for a Hi-yo Silver 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
1602 He admits the mileage is poor, but says it's fun and fuel-efficient. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1603 Now that's some real fine horse wrangling right there! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1604 With a name like Jim Nast what else would you expect? 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1605 I never thought he could tame that wild pommel. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1606 You should see what he does with the lasso. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1607 How does he know when he gets there?" 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1608 And the horses name was Friday 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1609 Rodeo just ain't the same anymore. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1610 It’s that dam’ speech impediment. He wanted a Comanche horse, but it came out Comaneci. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1611 It's a damn shame about the old ways, but I give him a 9.4 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1612 He's liable to get himself Pommeled. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1613 He claims he's going to get the gold, one way or another. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1614 Wait ‘till you see him roll a cigarette one-handed. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1615 When he said sawhorse I thought he meant he saw a horse. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1616 I don't think he gets it- it's the horse that's supposed to move! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1617 His skills on the horse are legendary. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1618 Strongest abs in the West. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1619 It will NEVER replace a real horse. 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
1620 Yes he's our fittest guy - just not our fastest guy 1.2308 0.06266 91 78 5 8
1621 Wait 'til you see what his horse can do. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1622 The doctor said he can't sit on a saddle for two weeks after the vasectomy. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1623 I can’t look away ! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1624 I mean, he's tumbling better than the weeds. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1625 Frank says that yoga is just not his thing. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1626 He tried that on a real horse once, but only once. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1627 Not the bronco we needed busting, but I'll give him points for grade of execution. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1628 Nine point five. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1629 He thinks he's Simone Biles. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1630 He always said if you fall off you have to get right back on 1.2308 0.05834 104 89 6 9
1631 It makes me want to pummel him! 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1632 Yeah, and this would make the stupidest cartoon of all time. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1633 Betcha $5 his hat doesn't last 10 seconds into his routine. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1634 No, this is MILD Bill Hickock 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1635 He was doing this on a cactus up until this morning. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1636 He’s even better in the bars. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1637 Quit horsing around. They haven't invented the Olympics yet! 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1638 Illiterate fool thought he ordered a palomino horse. But he’s making the best of it. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1639 Seven. At best. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1640 He just moved here from Brooklyn. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1641 He’ll be pommeled by the competition 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1642 I reckon she’ll get him to Paris. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1643 Elegant, though, isn't he? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1644 Ten bucks he gets thrown by the pommel 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1645 Gonna have a talk with Cookie about his putting peyote in the beans.” 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1646 He’s trying to choose between dat mount and dis mount. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1647 He says it's a horse.... just humor him. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1648 In the winter it was the sow cow, now it's the horse. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1649 Said he wanted to spend less time at the uneven bars. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1650 Oh what a beautiful dismount; oh what a beautiful day. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1651 He'd do a lot better if they'd given him a Pommel Horse with two handles 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1652 Whoever hired him didn’t even look at his resume. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1653 He just moved here from LA. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1654 Maybe I should have been clearer. 1.2294 0.04986 109 90 15 5
1655 He says that horse has been in the family for three decades 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1656 I don’t know Stan, first his wife ran off, then his horse ran off…I guess he’s found a stable relationship. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1657 More cowbell, I reckon. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1658 He gets extra difficulty points when he wears his spurs. 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
1659 ...well, the good news is that they eat little and can go a long time without water. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1660 Curly's been different since he got back in the saddle. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1661 These days everyone thinks they're a horse trainer. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1662 Our rodeo titles are safe. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1663 Just imagine what he could do in a leotard. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1664 Usually, it's the horse that gets castrated. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1665 I''ll give him a six---toes too far apart. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
1666 This here’s Joe first rodeo 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1667 If you can make it in Paris, Texas you can make it in Paris France 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1668 Glad he's getting back on the saddle. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1669 I’d like to see him try that in spurs. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1670 All hat, no dismount. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1671 You should see him ride a real horse 1.2286 0.05622 105 89 8 8
1672 He said it's called a pommelranian. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1673 OK I'll give a 9.2, Slim, but he's still gonna die 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1674 It was a gift. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1675 I’d like to pummel that guy. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1676 But can he lead his horse to water? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1677 He says this is going to help him running for office here in Texas. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1678 Guess we should have been more specific when we said Horse 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1679 Yeah, but can he rope, shoot and play harmonica?? 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1680 Heck. Now I know why he named his hoss “ Gymmy. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1681 Yep, every 4 years... 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1682 I’ll admit it’s impressive, but I wish he wouldn’t fart so fucking much when he does it. 1.2281 0.05292 114 96 10 8
1683 I told him not to order a horse from Amazon. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1684 Real horses are not enough for him. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1685 He's hoping to go viral. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1686 If I didn't think that it would shut the whole place down, I'd ride my pony right out of this one pommel horse town. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1687 And this is going to make him famous on Tik Tok? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1688 I can see the pommel, but where's the horse part? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1689 He's a Republican. 1.2276 0.05267 123 105 8 10
1690 I just don't have the heart to tell him there ain't no pommel horse competition in the rodeo. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1691 Ol' Tex hasn't been the same since that salesman from back east sold him that newfangled horse. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1692 I thought he said we came out here to pummel the Bar Gang? 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1693 For a guy who’s never been on a horse, that cowboy sure can handle himself in the saddle. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1694 He kicked a real horse smack in the head trying that — didn’t turn out well. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1695 He’s good, but can he stick the dismount? 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1696 It's the next stage of the "All Hat & No Cattle" syndrome. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
1697 If I had a real horse it would be dancing under me 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1698 When I told him, ‘Buck, ya gotta get back on the horse,’ - that is not what I meant. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1699 I don't care how long he stays on that thing, it just looks stupid. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1700 He might just get the gold 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1701 I don't get it... 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1702 That moves his specialty it called just horsing around. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1703 He says it offsets his carbon emissions." 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1704 I'd reckon just one "yee haw" fer artistic merit. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1705 Yeah, but can he rope a steer. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1706 Then he said, "You call that a horse? That aint no horse! This here's a real horse!" 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1707 I didn’t have the heart to tell him his college degree was no match for real world experience. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1708 You should watch him ride off into the sunset. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1709 Yes, doesn’t need grass! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1710 Bill's allergic to actual horse hair. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1711 They ride differently in California. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1712 How do ya s'pose he got himself out here? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1713 Well, I guess Andy didn;t participate in Dry January. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1714 Impressive, but how does he rope the cattle? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1715 He's been trying to break that horse for years. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1716 The good news is that horse don’t spook easy; bad news, he’s dead slow. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1717 Let's see him do that on a live horse, then I'll be impressed. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1718 He says he saved on spurs... 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1719 I'd give him four sixes" 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1720 So, Billy's still a kid, eh? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1721 Carl went vegan. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1722 He says its name is 'Jim' 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1723 Yup, I’m planning to kill him in his sleep tonight. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1724 Those electric horses will never catch on. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1725 He hasn’t been the same since he got off the Beam. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1726 Might be a new rodeo event. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1727 The wonder is, it does all that without moving an inch. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1728 He gets like this on days he forgets to remember the Alamo. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1729 I must have signed up for the wrong class 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1730 You should see him rope the pummel calf. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1731 Budget cuts have hit hard 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1732 I smoke, you drink — we’ve all gotta have a release. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1733 Git ready, partner. His dismount brings all the cowgirls to the yard. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1734 Well, I don’t know about the horse, but tiktok’s gonna love him 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1735 His dismount exquisitely well done! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1736 We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold... 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1737 Ol’ Paint won’t let him practice on her since that dismount incident. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1738 He's not a real cowboy. He's wearing the The Louis Vuitton wild West collection." 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1739 I'll give him a 7. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1740 He saves a lot on feed. 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
1741 Stop horsing around Kevin 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1742 I haven’t gone bareback like that in years 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1743 He finally got to gym through the desert on a horse with no name 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
1744 At least it doesn't eat. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
1745 Unfortunately it's his dismount he just can't stick it 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1746 I thought this was training for the Pony Express, not the Pommel Express. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1747 He ain't the quickest gun in the West, but he sure can stick a dismount. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1748 Riding side saddle now, he has to practice his dismount. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1749 Is it pommel or pummel? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1750 If all I had was a "saddle," and didn't have to feed, groom and water my horse, I'd have time to work out too! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1751 Now that’s a horse of a different color. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1752 testing this site On Jan 16th 2024 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1753 The horses want no part of him. 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
1754 His technique gets a 10. His horse sense a 0. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1755 He came here to clean up this one-pommel horse town. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1756 He’s a one trick rider. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1757 You can guess where he shoots from. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1758 Useless for rounding up cattle, but mark my words, someday millions will want to watch it for fun. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1759 Kinda like a studio version vs. hearing it live. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1760 Pert near every four years, he gets a hankerin’ to try out for the Olympics. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1761 Earl ain't been right since that fall 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1762 You should see him wrangle a balance beam. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1763 Ever since he lost his horse he has been going around in circles. 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1764 'That's all we have on the lot until the new rides come in.' 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1765 That's why Thunder left him" 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1766 I'm afraid he still doesn't get it. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1767 Explains why we keep having to wait for him to catch up. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1768 They say Earl is the best when it comes to breaking horses. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1769 Dumb fucking idiot. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1770 At first I thought we should kick him out of our gang for naming his horse Pommel, but I just love the way Jake dismounts. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1771 What do we tell his horse?? The non-vault one. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1772 Every time…every—single—time. Can’t pass one without him doing this... 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1773 He really loves that horse. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1774 He can walk back 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1775 He's gonna' lose points in the calf roping . . . just sayin'. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1776 He's crazy if he thinks he can break a wild Pommel. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1777 I admire the effort but I'd go the whip. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1778 That one’s from before GPT 4 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1779 You should see the roping event 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1780 Yep. 9.5 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1781 You know, I’m starting to think that’s not a real horse. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1782 Wait till you see what he can do on a mahogany desk. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1783 He’s been smoking tumbleweed again. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1784 No one can stick a dismount like Hank. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1785 He said he could ride any horse and we had to test him! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1786 Somebody told him to get a horse. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1787 I'd like to see him do that with spurs on. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1788 He warned that he'd pommel us. 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
1789 Bucky, Is that the new Texas Pilates? 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1790 I told him I would give him a job only after he showed me how he rode a horse. 1.2230 0.03544 139 108 31 0
1791 We really need to fix that misunderstanding because he accidentally shot Carl during his dismount yesterday. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1792 Gavin said this is going to be his first rodeo. 1.2222 0.04898 126 106 12 8
1793 He said he wanted to ride side saddle. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1794 That man is three rotations short of an all-around. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1795 All hat and no saddle if yah ask me... 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1796 That fella’s got a lot of giddyup for goin’ nowhere. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1797 Does he know he’s riding it backwards? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1798 'I'm not one for a discouraging word, but I'd have to deduct two tenths on that last handstand." 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1799 Awful. But the last guy I interviewed brought a hobby horse. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1800 What the heck is a homonym? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1801 If I remember correctly, since he started riding that one, he hasn’t fallen off once. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1802 He uses that contraption because there's not a horse within 100 miles that will let him on their back. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1803 He's already tried to catch cattle with the rings. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1804 He told me you just don't get any exercise on a real horse. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1805 You should see what he can do on a jet-ski! 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1806 He's allergic to horses, so this was his solution. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1807 Well, it won't take you anywhere, but then again, you don't have to feed it. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1808 He's been practicing non-stop. He told me he'd do anything to go to the Paris Olympics this year. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1809 He makes breaking a wild pommel horse look routine. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1810 This ain’t his first Olympics. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1811 He’s training for the PETA rodeo 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1812 Uncle Ned has always been different. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1813 I am looking forward to the dismount 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1814 Dagnabbit Clem, when we gonna get our turn? . 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1815 I reckon he’s gonna have to ace his floor exercises if he has any shot at winning gold. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1816 The skilled horseman! 1.2222 0.04873 117 95 17 5
1817 His boots are made for vaulting and that’s just what he’ll do! 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1818 I knew this would happen once the live ones formed a union. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1819 Sure but good luck riding that thing back to town. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1820 He refused to settle for Silver. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1821 The horse trader had him at "It won't run away when you mount up!" 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1822 That there is why they’re called “tumble” weeds. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1823 I swear I said, "Get a Palomino." Never even heard of a Pommel. 1.2213 0.05008 122 103 11 8
1824 While just outside of Wacko, Texas . . . 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1825 Sure, he’s great on the horse. But he’ll never stick that landing. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1826 Lonesome Dave 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1827 He's hell-bent on keepin' it up til' they deem him fit for Ol' Bessie again. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
1828 Neighh 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1829 I know, I know they call it a horse. I just don't see how that gets you into town! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1830 Save a horse, ride a pommel. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1831 The Summer Olympics are only 6 months away 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1832 Yes, the herd got away, but a 9's a 9" 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1833 He’s needs this after that floor routine in Laredo. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1834 Is it ok to dis his mount? 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1835 Beats me, never heard of the breed. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1836 That’s a mighty nice stretch you got there pardner. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1837 these days you need to posses multifaceted talents to bring more on the stable. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1838 I think it's his first rodeo... 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1839 Trains for the Olympics, watches the tumbling tumbleweeds, and saves on his hay and grain bill. Win, win, win. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1840 Yep. He's been stuck that way ever since. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1841 So, I SAID I was a STUNT cowboy. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
1842 He says 'auto-correct' messed up his online shopping. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1843 Yeah he's good at the pommel horse, but until he takes off the hat he'll never be able to somersault 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1844 Now we just have to invent the Olympics. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1845 His dismount is the best in the west. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1846 Ain't no horse gonna stand still for that. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1847 He claims it helps with the ladies, and he sure sticks the dismount. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1848 I cain’t wait until he tries this dismount on Ol’ Buck-a-Roo. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1849 He goes by "Marty Lou" 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1850 His last horse pommeled him 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1851 This next move was named after him. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1852 What's next? A bull made of metal? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1853 And thus are the origins of Buckaroo. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1854 Jed's not bern the same since Trigger left him for Black Bart 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1855 Well, they don't call it a pummel horse for nothing! 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1856 I’m next so you’re gonna have to wait, amigo 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1857 He wins all the buckles, but he never gets anywhere. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1858 I think they call it a pummel horse. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1859 He's still figuring out how to get into the saddle. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1860 He is great in the saddle, but the horse looks slow. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1861 Don't know if he'll be able to tame that pommel horse before the Olympics. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1862 Well I’ll be. Looks like Johnny is back in the saddle again.” 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1863 Well dang, at least it ain't one of them stationary bicycles. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1864 All show - no go. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1865 Com'on! We still need gold. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1866 He doesn’t go anyplace, but he sure nails the dismount. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1867 He takes the phrase ‘Dance like no one’s watching’ a wee step further. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1868 Are you sure he said this isn’t his first rodeo? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1869 There’s Gold in them thar heels! 1.2200 0.05610 100 83 11 6
1870 Ain’t a real hoss, cause it’s only got 2 legs. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1871 Let’s pommel him. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1872 Sure he’s a 10 on the horse but how is he in the floor exercise? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1873 The dismount's the best part. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1874 Double leg circles again. Looks like Curly is just a one trick pony afterall. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1875 Every time he gets a new pair of boots, he has to show off! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1876 Practice all he wants, he ain't ne'er gonna be a cowboy. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1877 I told him not to order a horse from the dadgum internet… 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1878 And I hear he's swapped the saloons for parallel bars ... 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1879 'Reckon he can nail the dismount? 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1880 I thought he was talking about blowing a bank vault! 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1881 I hear his floor routine stinks. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1882 He needs a good pommeling. 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
1883 Those boots were made for Pommel. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1884 At least he ain't ridin' bareback this time. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1885 How The West Was Spun. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1886 Wait for it. He's going to attempt the Crazy Camel dismount. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1887 A horse is a horse, of course, of course... 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1888 He just heard about the Olympics in Paris. 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1889 Dangest thing. Worse when he starts to groom it. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1890 but can he stick the branding? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1891 Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such. Well that's all his mama listen to when he was growing. And you saw how he did on the MCATS and LSAT'S 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1892 He'd be less insufferable without the "Yippee-ki-yay" before every perfect dismount. 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1893 He thought the auctioneer said,“Palomino.” 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1894 Oh he's fantastic on a horse, but not so much on a... horse. If you know what I mean. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1895 He did say he'd swing by the bar 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1896 How we gonna keep him down on the farm after he's seen Paree? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1897 It ain’t the same since the Humane Society came to town. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1898 Clem just ain't been the same since he met that Russian. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1899 You should nix the low-carbon category this year. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1900 He’s a vegan cowboy. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1901 I guess his new boots pinch 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1902 He's not ready for the ranch, but he'll be ready for Los Angeles 2028" 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1903 Not bad, but he ain't going nowhere. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1904 He hasn't been the same since the Olympics. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1905 Jake quit horsing around, these cattle aren’t going to moooooove themselves! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1906 You know, Clem looks better on a pommel horse than he does in the saddle. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1907 Wait till you see him rock a lariat. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1908 It’s all about the core” 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1909 He says it’s some kinda horse, but I been watchin awhile, and it don’t move no matter how hard he tries! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1910 this is one of those literal jokes. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1911 All pommel,no cattle. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1912 You know, it’s a lot of work just not to have to feed and water the thing. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1913 It's gonna take him a long time at this rate 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1914 these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1915 Took one gymnastic class and now he thinks he’s going places. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1916 It’s worth waiting for when he really sticks the landing into a Saguaro. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1917 I reckon this is what happens when you come in fourth at the Olympics. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1918 He'll get back in the saddle when he aces the dismount". Scott Connolly, Burlington, V 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1919 You think we should have explained what ‘flexible hours’ meant when we hired him? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1920 I’m sorry…could you clarify the “and the horse he rode in on” part? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1921 I told him we were rounding up horses, not scoring perfect tens! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1922 What the hell does to infinity and beyond mean anyways? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1923 Now he just needs to convince a horse. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1924 Ain’t nuttin like modern upholstery 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1925 He does OK, but them spurs keep gettin' hung up on the floor exercise. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1926 I can’t in good conscience give him more than a 7.5. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1927 Seems like there's been a miscommunication... 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1928 There’s a new mare in town. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1929 I reckon Jim Bob's a swinger. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1930 No matter how well he scores I’m convinced that he’s not going anywhere. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1931 I wonder how he ties it to a hitching post. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1932 Since Covid he's been wrangling from home. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1933 Swing it to the left Swing it to the right he still won't get to town tonight. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1934 These gay rodeos sure are different! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1935 Just imagine what he could do on a real horse! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1936 That's how a good cowboy becomes a GREAT cowboy 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1937 It’s like training wheels, Rick. We will switch to the real thing when you master the mount/dismount. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1938 There’s some that say he stops not at coupling with the living but he fucks even the pommel horse. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1939 More like Billy the Show Off. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1940 Where he’s from it’s pronounced “Ro-day-o”. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1941 Honestly, This wasn’t what I thought Joe meant when he said he’s been training everyday to pummel me… 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1942 I wish he'd quit horsing around. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1943 Should we to tell him the Olympics are not coming to Paris, Texas? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1944 He learned it in college. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1945 I told him to be careful with that horny goat weed... 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1946 That's Black Jim--the vaultingest hombre west of the Pecos 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1947 If he pulls off the One-pommel Russian Wendeswing 1080 degree, we've got competition, Dwayne. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1948 These city folks really need to get off their high horse. 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
1949 Should we tell him the border wall is much higher than that? 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1950 Had to. Old Snortfire wouldn't stand still for it. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1951 Surprisingly, he has difficulty with the dismount. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1952 Let’s see if he nails the landing 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1953 I dont know Jed… I think he’s gonna have to stick that landing if he wants the cattle to start taking him more seriously… 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1954 We don’t have time for horsin’ around but you had to spur him on. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1955 Boots like those, no wonder he cain't ride a real horse. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1956 This posse is going nowhere 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1957 His parents wouldn't get him a real horse. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1958 I reckon this is where the deer and the antelope and Billy play. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1959 Now that's a healthy work-life balance 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1960 He can't ride, but his dismounts are amazing. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1961 He's not much good with the cattle, but he sure can stick a landing. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1962 And they call the wind Mariah 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1963 Sidesadle, not just for the ladies anymore. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1964 He’s my cousin from Romania. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1965 Don't worry, if we saddle up quietly he won't even notice we're gone. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1966 Boy, did he pick the wrong horse. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1967 He's coping after the vault incident. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1968 Is this how he’s going to save a horse? 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1969 That horse was made in New York City! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1970 Bet you twenty it doesn't work on a live horse. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1971 He's prepping for the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1972 That’s a beautiful pommelmino!! Don’t buck or need water too! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1973 You just gonna stand there and let him pummel that horse? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1974 Watch this un', Bart. His Double Scissor Hop Side Is unparalleled. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1975 Crazy Carl keeps celebrating every eight seconds. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1976 I tried talking with him. He just keeps repeating, ‘a horse is a horse of course of course’ “ 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1977 He’s the latest diversity hire. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1978 Me and Zeke don’t see eye to eye on the future of rodeo. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1979 We should have followed up with the references on his resume 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1980 This motherfucker 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1981 He's our go to guy when it's time for the mechanical bull cattle drive. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1982 This seems weirdly unbridled. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1983 Poor Stan. Ever since Trigger took off. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1984 Daisy passed and he's auditioning every horse in the territory. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1985 It was the horses’ idea. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1986 He used to work in the EV industry and apparently you use this contraption for 20 minutes and your horse is good for another 200 miles - problem is, there ain't enough of 'em around! 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1987 There goes Hank horsing around again. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1988 He took out two Rustlers with that spin. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1989 Didn't I tell you he was real good? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1990 His regular horse would have nothing of it, I hear. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1991 He's so lame 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1992 Yeah, let’s see him do it at a gallop. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1993 It? … How did HE get all the way out here? 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1994 He said it was a spur of the moment trade. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1995 What, never heard of the Pommel Kid? 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1996 Let's see him try that on old Sparky here. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1997 He's been doing that all day and the damn beast still won't gallop. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1998 Sometimes I feel like just pummeling that guy 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1999 Wait for it. His dismount is spectacular. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2000 Least he doesn't have to feed the gosh darn thing 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2001 You should see his Reverse Cowgirl. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2002 Wyatt made the switch after he kept riding off into the sunset. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2003 I give him a 10. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2004 That's the kind of bull that'll put you to sleep." 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2005 It's not much use for herding but, on the bright side, his routine's gotten a lot better. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2006 Ain't too keen on his roping skills, but you gotta watch his dismount. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2007 His control is phenomenal. I heard he even "made" it drink once. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2008 Y'all should have looked at that buckle a little closer 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2009 My kid excels on his gymnastics team at college,but I remind him : pommel horses don't buck. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2010 That's the baddest hombre in the west, Ringo Ludmilovich. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2011 Folks say he's got the best dismount west of the Mississippi. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2012 When I told the greenhorn to rustle up a horse, I shoulda been more specific. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2013 Cowboy Simone Bill on a horse with no name 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2014 We got him on the college transfer portal”. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2015 He says he saves a lot of money on feed, but he never seems to go anywhere. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2016 Most people still don't know that John Wayne's real name was Marion Lou Retton. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2017 That’s the greenhorn from out East. Brought his own horse. Calls it Pommel.” 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2018 Had his silver medal in his shirt pocket once, stopped a bullet. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2019 He's really taking the animal rights movement to heart. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2020 My bad. When you called ol' Buck a sidewinder, untrustworthy was my knee-jerk assumption. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2021 Hold your horses! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2022 I guess the Sheriff said "Put together a posse and go pummel those cattle rustlers". 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2023 He's not going anywhere with that horse. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2024 Yep, he’s perdy dang good alright, but he ain’t never goin’ nowhere with it. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2025 It's keeping his legs together that keeps him from ever winning the contest! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2026 This is worse than his dressage phase 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
2027 There's a snake in my boot! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2028 That is, definitely, a horse of a different color. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2029 I wasn't worried until he made an appointment for it with the local veterinarian 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2030 I know it looks silly, but he's the best cattle wrangler from here to Montana on that thing. 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2031 You see? This is what happens when you don’t read the reviews on Amazon 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2032 Careful! He loses his marbles if someone walks in front of the phone while he's filming his routine. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2033 He's afraid of horses... 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2034 They canceled his gym membership. Inappropriate footwear. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2035 His wife’s a doll too 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2036 Unorthodox...but stellar style points! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2037 He's the guy they call Gym. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2038 You reckon he knows about the Paris outside of Texas? 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2039 Ah Heck, he ain't exercising, he's just, practicing for that Mechanical Bull he ordered from Amazon yesterday. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
2040 He broke him in already, but now he’s just showing off. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2041 If I accept that it’s a horse, does that mean I’m woke? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2042 Horse allergy 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2043 He's really pummeling that horse! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2044 Boss won't give him a real horse till he learns to dismount properly 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2045 His real name is Nadia 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2046 They don’t make ‘em like they used to 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2047 His real horse was repossessed 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2048 His new horse ain’t practical but it sure does wonders for his legs. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2049 He even says he'll get it to drink water. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2050 When he said he was trading his horse for another horse, I had no idea. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2051 Trust me Pete. One day this is gonna be a thing. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2052 I wonder if that’s considered AI now 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2053 Is he gunning for the rodeo or the circus? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2054 I'd give him a 9 on his technical execution, but a 0 on the actual cattle round up part... 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2055 It doesn’t require food, exercise or veterinary care. What’s not to love?. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2056 He calls this one 'Brokeback Mounting'. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2057 He calls it a "pommel" horse. I call it plain foolishness. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2058 Remember: it's swing to the left, testicles up; swing to the right, testicles down. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2059 Looks like goin' nowhere fast to me. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2060 Wait ‘til you see his floor routine. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2061 They say he trained Mr. Hands. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2062 He was on the Wyoming University gymnastics team….. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2063 I told him to get back on the horse. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2064 No dang wonder the real horses won't let him git on em. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2065 Poor Tex - he’s been so lonesome since his horse died 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2066 I hired him because of his years of practice with his horse. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2067 Horse: “Dang robots, taking our jobs.” 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2068 His horse pummeled him, you know? 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2069 Wonder who his trainer is? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2070 As long as he keeps his grades up 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2071 I meant Paris,TX. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2072 Yeah, he's good, but the rodeo guys get more dates. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2073 He's training for his Dancing with The Wolves audition next week. 1.2097 0.04895 124 106 10 8
2074 Well Dusty, I still don't git how he got that thingamajig out here. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2075 He traded Sparky for that? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2076 It is the horse he came in on. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2077 You ride your horse your way, I’ll ride my horse mine. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2078 Yeah, but he never nails the dismount. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2079 He can ride a horse all right buts let’s see the dismount. 1.2095 0.05362 105 90 8 7
2080 Slim’s dismount was the envy of all the cowboys. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2081 Ever since he dun taken up gymnastics, he cain't be satisfied wit just any ole dismount... . 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2082 Well, it is a horse. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2083 Dangnabit! Posse’s on our tails. We aint got time for all this horsing around! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2084 Bob, quit horsing around and come meet our new neighbor. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2085 This guy…always showing off but I haven’t seen him ride a real horse in ages! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2086 Tourists… 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2087 He’s never been the same since his horse died 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2088 I’m calling it saddle pony unless you have a better idea. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
2089 He walks everywhere. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2090 Johnny's never gonna pass with such poor hand placement. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2091 Okay, but the other trail has saloons. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2092 Of course, he'll lose the hat and boots at the Olympic trials. Let's hope that won't throw him off. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2093 You’ve got to start somewhere 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2094 John's a die-hard vegan 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2095 He's our best hope for the the 1896 Olympic games 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2096 He's known as Big Genial Jones, the most ruthless environmental activist of in west" 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2097 Ain’t that the Retton boy?…Billy Lou?! 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2098 I never seen him fall off, neither. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2099 He's never going anywhere with this. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2100 He's obviously saddle-sore. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2101 When he heard about the parallel bars, he wanted to try the horse. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2102 Hard to stay mad when he’s so good 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2103 Excellent point about the cart. But, which side is the front? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2104 He thinks a horse is a horse, of course, of course. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2105 His horse is a ball buster no matter how you figure it. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2106 All hat no cattle. But he shore can straddle! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2107 He's taking moseying to a whole other level. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2108 Bless him. He’s been practicing all week for that Vegan Rodeo. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2109 He’s working his way up to rhinestones. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2110 If he’d just tighten his core he might have it 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2111 Not sure if he tamed the horse or the horse tamed him. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2112 Yeah, but can he do a triple axel? 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2113 I still prefer horsepower over hybrids. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2114 It's time to tie on the feed bag 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2115 Jesse has a dream. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2116 Gold fever. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2117 Sometimes I feel that Ed is not really one of us. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2118 He's only a 6.5 on the horse, but he's 10/10 in shoot-outs. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2119 He's doing gymnastics in the desert. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2120 He’s gettin’ ready for a roundoff not a roundup. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2121 You won't be so concerned when you see his dismount. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2122 A spirit! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2123 I'll have what she's having 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2124 The new orientation program from corporate makes no sense. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2125 Don't worry, that horse will break him eventually. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2126 Maybe if we put handles on his saddle he could ride a real horse. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
2127 And he wonders why crooks don't take our posses seriously. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2128 He's dancin' with that horse, plain and simple. Ain't nothin' prettier than a man and his mount in perfect harmony. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2129 You have to admit: that *is* a great way to keep your core in shape 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2130 I don't know if this horse will qualify. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2131 He does it for kicks. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2132 He hasn’t been the same since Silver passed away. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2133 aimed to give Santa a run. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2134 That cowboy’s lasted longer than those phonies from Dallas. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2135 And this is how the bronze was won. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2136 Yes, but the money he saves on feed pays for all his Uber rides. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2137 He’s the best in the West. I only saw him fall once, but he got right back on that horse. 1.2073 0.06193 82 71 5 6
2138 Buffalo Bill has never been the same since the big herds disappeared. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2139 Perfecting his dismount 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2140 He can mount but he can’t ride. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2141 I don't think he is a REAL cowboy! 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2142 Turns out Ed's right: a horse IS a horse. Of course! 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2143 He’ll be there till the cows come home 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2144 With abs like that, he just gets the cows to come to him. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2145 Test caption 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2146 I’ve never seen chaps like that Pa 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2147 I guess he took the wrong online course... 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2148 He says it's more environmentally friendly 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2149 It’s stopping that he hasn’t figured out ! 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2150 He's also pretty good with a BB gun. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2151 "They're heading to Paris. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2152 Keep quiet now, y'hear? The master is at work. Don't never disturb The Pommel Horse Whisperer. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2153 I suggest we wrangle-up a few more fellers from town and judge this dude on a rigid ten-point system. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2154 He never checks reviews before ordering online 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2155 He's majestic, but the herd's gone. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2156 Only a matter of time before it's displaced by a euphemism. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2157 He said something about a low carbon footprint rodeo. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2158 Well, it's a might better than what that feller Equus was up to. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2159 Ugh, influencers 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2160 When he said we were going out to get pommelled, I assumed we were headed to the saloon. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2161 Sure it’s hot out here but them assless chaps will never be a thing. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2162 I think he could use a good pommeling. 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
2163 That? That thar a pommel rodeo rider. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2164 Even stranger, he claims to herd pommel cows. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2165 He's broken every other horse 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2166 I say we hire him. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2167 He isn't much at herding or roping, but you should see his dismounts! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2168 Grief counsellors caint do nothin' with 'im. Roy's not right in the head since he lost Trigger. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2169 I reckon he's practicing his new left turn signal 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2170 Olympic dreams die hard. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2171 Sure beats all, says he's gonna stick with the horse he came on. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2172 He is training for the Paris Olympics but thinks it’s in Texas. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2173 You can't rush the gold, it takes training. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2174 Well, apparently, it’s the horse he rode in on! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2175 Well, if it isn't Howdy Doo Retton! 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2176 That poor man has been waiting on his leotard for dang near a year now. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2177 He’s new around here. Came from some place called Brokeback Mountain. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2178 Then how come he can't get on a horse? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2179 "He's been bustin' that bronc for weeks, but I don't see no progress." 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2180 A horse is a horse, of course, of course . . . Well, not this time! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2181 Yep, I told him we wanted to see his mount but he said he thought we'd really want to see his dismount. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2182 A little swing music wouldn't go amiss right now. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2183 An extra half point if his hat stays on. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2184 Not sure how far he’ll get on that horse, but at least there is a bar” 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
2185 Buck's the only cowboy who's rode the wild Pommel. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2186 He keeps going clear over the horse. Never has landed in the saddle. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2187 Ah I don’t know, you tell him 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2188 He's the most notorious gymnast in all the land. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2189 I thought this is where the deer and the antelope play.... 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2190 What 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
2191 He's been through the desert on a horse with no brain. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2192 His dismount is so much better since he got rid of his spurs 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2193 Jessie found a horse that he doesn’t need to feed. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2194 Just practicing his discount 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2195 Don't know what he sees in it. Dang thing don't buck. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2196 He wants us to call him Gym. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2197 He said something about what it takes to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2198 You advertised in the dodge City Daily for someone who would be a good "sidekick"?! 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2199 Guess who he voted for? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2200 He is training for the 2024 equestrian olympics in Paris with his horse called Pommel 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2201 He's gone a bit loco ever since he came back from that so-called "indoor rodeo" they got back east 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2202 It's just plain sad when he tries to feed it. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2203 He wanted one last practice getting on and off his old horse. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2204 He’s been out on the range too long, playing with the deer and the cantaloupe 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2205 Well, he’s not completely unqualified. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2206 He says it prevents hemorrhoids. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2207 I wonder how is he going to make it canter 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2208 Well, he said he could mount a horse...... 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2209 Good, but I just can't give him a ten. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2210 It's an A-pommel-loosa. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2211 He looks good now, but mark my words, he will choke like a little bitch in front of the judges, and them danged Connelly boys will win state for the 3rd year in a row. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2212 He says he saw it on You Tube. I say the cattle won't buy it." 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2213 He’s been through the desert on a pommel horse with no name. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2214 I don't reckon Ol' Trigger here is gonna take to that. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2215 Now I understand why he is always the last one to dismount. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2216 Of course. Of course. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2217 Well Jed, safe to say your Cowpoke AI training program needs some work. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2218 It will probably get him in the Olympics but he’s still not worth a damn on the trail. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2219 I just hope Simone Biles can ride half that good 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2220 In all fairness, you did say you were looking for a fella who knew his way around a horse.” 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2221 What kept you? 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2222 I’m still not convinced that a horse vault is going to replace the real thing 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2223 There's gold in them there flairs. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2224 Practicing his dismount, I reckon. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2225 The dismount might be a little rough." 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2226 He better nail the dismount. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2227 That breed of horse only breaks if you can stick the dismount. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2228 I thought he said "Palomino" horse... not "Pommel" horse. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2229 I know what you're thinkin', but try not to judge. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2230 Duels sure ain’t what they used to be. Now hand me the damn chalk… 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2231 He’s all hat, no cartwheel 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2232 And he broke it in only last week 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2233 Get over it Johnny, you couldn't convince the Olympic Committee and you won't convince us. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2234 Reckon he's aiming for a gold medal instead of gold spurs this year. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2235 That there is Tumbleweed Tex. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2236 I think he might be ready for a real horse. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2237 If he can gain the horse's trust, he'll have a friend for life. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2238 I'll bet he can't do that for 8 seconds either! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2239 'His floor routine just isn't as crisp." 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2240 That’s enough pommel horsin’ around, Fred! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2241 These hobby horses are getting out of hand. 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2242 Excellent mount and swing! Now let's see if he can make it ride! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2243 Excellent training, Bart!!!!! Now, if his spurs help him stick the dismount, he's a "shoe-in" for the summer Olympics. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2244 He’s never been the same since that rodeo accident. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2245 He won't even get the bronze in them thar hills 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
2246 Gosh durn it, Ned, I'm gonna have to send him back to New Jersey if he don't stop horsing around! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2247 You gotta start somewhere. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2248 He’s allergic to dander.. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2249 If’n he pointed them toes I might give him a 9. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2250 Welcome to the rodeo of gymnastic absurdity. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2251 Well. I guess it's better that when he rode side-saddle. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2252 He’s kind of an odd hombre … calls himself either ‘Pommel Boy’ or ‘The Dismount Kid’. 1.2020 0.05557 99 86 6 7
2253 I don’t really see this “vegan cowboy” trend going anywhere. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2254 Does the ten gallon need to stay on to get a perfect ten? 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2255 When should we tell him it's not a real horse? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2256 I prefer the old rodeo. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2257 Another week on the pommel and I think he'll be ready for a real horse. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2258 Travis is getting a little too outré for me. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2259 Do you believe in reincarnation, Rick? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2260 Claims he's gonna ride that horse to the Paris Olympics. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2261 I told you he was a swinger! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2262 He’s training for that newfangled politically correct rodeo comin’ to town next week. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2263 I think we need to go paint "live" on those 'horse men' wanted posters in town... 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2264 Should we hit the bar? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2265 He's just learning English. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2266 It's just practice. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2267 He's seen better days. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2268 He said his name’s Jim. A. Jim Nast. I don’t know what the A stands for. Could be Arthur. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2269 He ain't gonna make the ranch by sundown. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2270 Yup. Tex is doin' a whole lot better since he ditched the spurs. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2271 This is not what I meant when I said my horse is better than his. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2272 Horse training 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2273 I don't think he's ready for a real horse. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2274 They call him Black Bart Conner. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2275 There's a slight deduction if the hat comes off. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2276 His references all agreed his horsemanship was unparalleled. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2277 I told him we were gonna round up the horses. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2278 Pommel, palomino, what’s the difference? 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
2279 Not exactly what I meant when I told him to work on his dismount. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2280 I’ll give him a 6 for difficulty and an 8 for execution. But, I still need to see his last PED test. The Muddy Gulch Ranch is not going to sign a dirty cowboy. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2281 Don't judge him he was watching Simone Biles Tik Toks all nigh he's practically brainwashed. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2282 Apparently, it’s called homework, from his shrink, some exposure hierarchy 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2283 They say only a perfect routine can tame the wild pommel horse. 1.2000 0.04822 120 103 10 7
2284 that's just like Tex...never gets off his high horse! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2285 He's scared of real horses. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2286 It’s his new side hustle’ 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2287 Out here, horsing around takes on a whole new meaning. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
2288 Fastest hips in the west 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2289 Mighty impressive for a one-trick pony. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2290 Practicing for when he can afford a real one. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2291 Woohoo! Will you look at that! A dual booted jackknife on a single handled pommel horse! 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
2292 I've never seen a man control a horse that well without even a halter. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2293 There’s a Pilates class at high noon if you’d rather do that. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2294 Darn tootin', but he cain't stick the dismount. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2295 What the hell is he doing now ? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2296 Just tell him to stop horsing around before someone gets hurt. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2297 Trainee 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2298 Should we ‘yee-haw’? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2299 I don't have the heart to tell him that's not really sidesaddle. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2300 Not only does he know how to handle a horse, you should see him working the bars. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2301 Dunno. Says he's fixin' to ride her to Paris come summer. 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2302 You think it's a Clydesdale? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2303 He was sick of cleaning up after them. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2304 I heard he was Simone's Biles cousin 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2305 If he sticks the dismount he wins a real horse. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2306 I told him, you need to get right back on the horse. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2307 I heard he is going for gold in the Ranchland Derby 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2308 They say it's supposed to be easier since it stays in one place. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2309 Well, we’re not impressed there, Mr. Olympic cowboy. How you gonna herd cattle on a pommel horse? 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2310 Remember, he can lose it all on the dismount 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2311 We've tried to transition Ol' Kurt to the mechanical bull. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2312 But is he electable? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2313 He finally found the Holy Flail. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2314 I come out here to watch the performance once every four years. 1.2000 0.04815 115 98 11 6
2315 Designer boots, designer hat, designer belt buckle. Best coach in the West. But he jus' don't have that cowboy grit. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2316 Hobby horse, rocking horse, pommel horse. When is this guy going to stop horsing around? 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2317 He ain’t much use, but boy that horse never tires. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2318 I think he's gonna nail the dismount 1.2000 0.06264 80 70 4 6
2319 I’m a bit worried. Tomorrow he’s doing that naked 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2320 Save a horse? 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2321 Impressive? Sure, but what about riding off into the sunset 1.2000 0.05505 100 87 6 7
2322 Whoa Boy, Whoa 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2323 Must be one of them 'trans horses' I keep hearing about. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2324 That there is Jim Nast. As you can tell, this ain't his first rodeo. 1.1985 0.04406 136 116 13 7
2325 Don’t be too impressed, it’s just a hobby. 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2326 I guess we can't call him Tumbleweed any more. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2327 You know you always hear this is not my first rodeo, but I really think this is Jake’s first rodeo 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2328 I think he's going insane, let's take the horses and run away. 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
2329 Ah it was a whole mix-up with Amazon and he can't be arsed with the returns process. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2330 We sent him off to college and this is the closest he'll come to riding a horse now. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2331 The perfect horse for the desert. No watering hole required. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2332 He ain’t gettin’ anywhere on that thing. Awful form. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2333 Last time he tried this with spurs. Wasn't purty. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2334 His routine is longer than “Killers of the Flower Moon” 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2335 He's got good form, I'll give him that. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2336 He’s got an audition for Yellowstone 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2337 I would give him an 8 for technique but a 0 for cattle herding. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2338 Told you he would dismount towards the left. You owe me a whole dollar. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2339 Hank there fell off his horse couple weeks ago. Been practicin’ gettin’ back on ever since. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2340 As he failed Horse Riding 101, he is creating an alternative gymnastics 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2341 He is allergic to horsehair! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2342 Pedro calls them 'prairie Pilates' " 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2343 It connects to his phone and sends him his stats and challenges. I guess I just like plain ol' riding. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2344 His New Year's resolution was to perfect his dismounts. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2345 I knew his horse's name was Pummel... But this is ridiculous. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2346 He's changed horses in midlife. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2347 He is a vegan 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2348 Schwing! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2349 Eight seconds?! Shoot, he can do this for twice that! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2350 Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2351 His real horse got tired of his dismount. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2352 You have to admit, pommel or otherwise, the man know his way around horses! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2353 Careful what you say round ‘ere… thars a reason why we call him “Literal Pete.” 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2354 We’ve got to get him a horse! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2355 Sure, he's good on the horse, but can he ride? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2356 That is nothing, you should see him on the rings! 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2357 He says it's better for his hemorrhoids. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2358 It looks like Billy has gone stir-up crazy. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2359 So this is the Sundance Kid, according to all those billboards on the highway. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2360 At least he's not just using a virtual reality app. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2361 I hear he's trying out for the Olympic gymnastics team at the Rodeo. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2362 When Rusty passed, he kept the hide so the two of them could ride on. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2363 He says his dismount needs work. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2364 He only does this because his spurs get stuck on the balance beam 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2365 Livin' the dream! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2366 No, you tell the boss that the 2024 Olympics ain’t gonna be in Paris… Texas. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2367 If you think he's good on the pommel horse, you should follow him into town tonight and see his dismount at the Parallel Bar. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
2368 He's practicing getting off his high horse. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2369 He gave up on mental gymnastics. 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2370 He wants us to call him Cowboy Gym. 1.1969 0.04748 127 110 9 8
2371 Are you sure he said was gonna 'pummel' those outlaws? 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
2372 I doubt he can really ride! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2373 WHAT'S THE POINT? 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2374 I hear he scored a 9.8 out Amarillo way for one impeccable Busnari. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2375 That horse is the best cowboy-breaker in the territory. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2376 It’s the boots. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2377 His floor exercise stinks, though 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2378 Sure, he's my 'pardner', but it's really wearing thin. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2379 You're right, Shorty. That there ain't nothin'. That kinda horse don't even buck. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2380 I only asked him if he wants to ride to the Cascades or the Olympics tomorrow. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2381 Next week, we start on a real horse 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2382 Bill's gone mad, hasn't he? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2383 He’s trying to impress Simone Biles 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
2384 His vault identifies as a horse 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2385 If only there was a horse that would tolerate Darryl's rodeo style. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2386 It ain't the woke rodeo that bothers me so much, it's seein' him competin' in his unitard. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2387 Take that, Simone Biles. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2388 He’s in next week’s rodeo 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2389 He says it don't create a mess and he saves a lot on feed. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2390 Some high fallooting exercise for after eating beans 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2391 You tell him,out here the horses buck. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2392 It significantly reduces the consumption of hay. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2393 Even if he heard, I fear he'd not be discouraged. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2394 He says it’s easier than panning for gold. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2395 How do think this will go over at the rodeo? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2396 He thinks it's a rodeo event. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2397 Parallel boots! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2398 Sure,it looks good,but it will get him nowhere. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2399 I reckon it's all gonna come down to the Floor Exercise. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2400 Well at least he won't get saddle sores. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2401 We best leave I don't want to be seen with him again 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2402 Huh, so this is what we do when you “fall off the horse”?! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2403 You should see what he can do with a saw horse. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2404 Stop horsing around 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2405 I dunno, the Russians only gave him a "7". 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2406 Peta got to him" 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2407 They say he swings both ways. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2408 It does limit his range, but we do save a lot of money on oats. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2409 Nailed it. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2410 I asked him if he was good on a horse. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2411 Ol' Clem has not been the same since losing out to Nastia Liukin back in aught-eight 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2412 Duuude..... 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2413 When *he* asked me to join him out west on his quest for gold.... I thought he meant something else. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2414 I say we just quietly take our horses and slip away. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2415 That thing dropped off his wagon last year. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2416 He swears it’s a horse. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2417 ‘Member his cousin with the windmills? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2418 Not only good for you but think of what you're saving on feed. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2419 I think he’s scared of horses! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2420 darn cows will never fall for it 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2421 He lost his horse a few months back. Looks to me like the fourth stage of grief. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2422 I usually just dig for gold. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2423 I’m as confused as you are. I swear he said to meet here to watch him “pummel” a horse. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2424 He used to ride Broncos. Now, he mainly sticks to Pommels. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2425 He still thinks he is practicing for a rodeo. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2426 Talk about horsing around... 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2427 Yet he can't mount un caballo. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2428 He might get to the podium, but he's not getting home on that thing. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2429 These Condé Nast mergers are getting out of hand 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2430 He claims it saves him a bundle on hay and oats. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2431 Roy never misses a chance to demonstrate his gymnastics championship form. It's just a shame gymnastics hasn't been invented yet. 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
2432 Him? That’s Billy the Kid’s brother… Paul the Pummel. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2433 He’s going nowhere with this 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2434 Gonna tell my kids this is John Wayne. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2435 Dang! Wrong kinda horse! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2436 Back East, that's what they call a horse. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2437 He ordered it from Wish. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2438 It's a retired Tenessee Walker. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2439 That's nothing, wait until you see his dressage. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2440 No idea what this means, but he said it was 'like the Pony Express, only virtual.' 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2441 Dies he know the rodeo won’t let him enter that horse? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2442 It's a personal decision. I'm not convinced 'aging in place' is the right choice for me. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2443 Looks like Harold got over the twisties. 1.1944 0.05172 108 94 7 7
2444 I think his name is Jim Nast. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2445 When I said to mount the horse, I didn’t mean the pommel horse.. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2446 Ain’t got no giddy-up, but sure is mighty pretty to watch. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2447 He'll get a real one once he stops horsin' around 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2448 I reckon JobsGPT ain't ready for prime time. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2449 He can't ride for shucks, but his dismounts are pretty amazing. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2450 This brings "do-si-do" to a whole new level. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2451 You never know what a cowboy will do when you say, "Giddy up." 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2452 Can’t wait to see him working the bull rings! 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2453 That horse doesn't have to graze. On the other hand, it doesn't go anywhere. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2454 Can he land the dismount? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2455 That cowboy is woke. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2456 I like rustling cattle better 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2457 I would give him a ten but he's not showing enough skin. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2458 No wonder he has a hitch in his get along 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2459 That's 4-time Old West champion Simone Bales 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2460 well, that bronc is broken 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2461 Maybe we should take up dressage. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2462 He saves big on feed, barn fees, and visits to the vet. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2463 I think Bronco Bill is having an existential crisis. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2464 I told him — that podium at regionals ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
2465 He'd never DARE to do that if John Wayne were alive! 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
2466 Real men ride real horses 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2467 Whut, y'all ain't never seen a modern dance piece exploring the objectification of the natural world for the sake of the glorification of man's fragile ego in the Age of the Colt .45? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2468 Rusty exposes the irony of his name. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2469 I'm trying to remember his exact words. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2470 He refuses to admit that he typed in the wrong search term on the Amazon website. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2471 'Cletus said to '"git with the program"' 1.1935 0.05567 93 81 6 6
2472 Crazy dude sez that thar's a hoss even tho it ain't got no head nor tail. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2473 I told Stubby not to drink so much at those parallel bars. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2474 He has really taken 'horseplay' to a whole new level! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2475 That's Limber Legs Hickok. Fastest pommel horse in the West. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2476 That one ain’t goin’ nowhere. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2477 His old horse died. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2478 His routine is all the more riveting when he wears a spangly skin- tight costume. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2479 Tuck’s with the Cartwheel Gang that rides outta Handsprings. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2480 You sayin' she bet him two bits he couldn't ride side-saddle? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2481 The Russian judge is gonna deduct for the bent arms. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2482 Tex never did have much horse sense. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2483 We've asked him if he wants a real one but he seems happier his way. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2484 He just watched Urban Cowboy 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2485 I reckon he's takin' this cruelty to animals kick a bit far. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2486 I guess he ain't going to get no saddle sore on his ass. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2487 He’s not much use on the trail, but around the campfire? Very entertaining. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2488 He’s making a horses ass of himself. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2489 I thought we were going to see ‘Jim’?! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2490 It's good to see him getting back on the horse. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2491 That there is a pommel cattle rancher. Odd folk, they are. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2492 No Sir, this is Paris, Texas. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2493 That's the move that did in Daisy 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2494 I just don't think he'll get anywhere with that. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2495 I reckon them are some fancy moves, but can he stick the dern dismount? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2496 I thought it was strange when he told me he rides side saddle. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2497 If he can do that on a real horse, he’s a lock to take the best trick rider trophy. 1.1930 0.04965 114 99 8 7
2498 He only learned to ride side saddle. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2499 And you thought reverse cowgirl was hard. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2500 John Ford and the Duke will be turning in their graves 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2501 O.K., now let’s see him try it on Ol’ Rusty. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2502 I suggested an Appaloosa, but he went with the Pommel horse instead. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2503 No methane problem here. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2504 Once over lightly..." 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2505 Leave him be. He ain’t long fer this world no how once Big Butch Pommel finds out he took his horse. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2506 He says animal rights groups are pushing it as replacement for bull riding events at rodeos. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2507 His horse just wouldn't stand still. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2508 He’s been working on his dismount. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
2509 Jim’s always been ahead of his time, I guess. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2510 When I told him, "You've just got to get back on the horse," I didn't mean that horse. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2511 I'm not convinced that qualifies him as an equestrian! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2512 Once every four years he is on TV for 3 minutes 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2513 When he ordered a horse he forgot to specify the type of horse. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2514 Another "City Slicker" thinking he's his own Cowboy 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2515 Don't tell him. He already has a silver medal. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2516 Says he's going to be the fastest man in a vest. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2517 My horse is too fat for me to do that… 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2518 Let's get him a real horseI'm 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2519 His spirit animal is a pommel horse. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2520 Next he'll move onto the parallel saloons. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2521 I heard him say getty-up 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2522 And he's got parallel bars on both sides of Main Street in Dodge! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2523 AI nailed it again. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2524 He can't go furlong. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2525 It doesn't take him anywhere so why is he obsessed with perfecting his mount and dismount. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2526 His doctor told him to get rid of his frustrations, he should pummel something. He never was a good speller. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2527 Too bad this is not an event in the Olympics. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2528 I hear they even replaced the two saloons downtown with parallel bars. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2529 No, YOU go tell him that's not what you meant when you told him women liked it when men were fancy in the saddle. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2530 Yeah, but what's he gonna do when he feels lonesome? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2531 You’d think he’d be ready for a real horse by now. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2532 This routine of his is going nowhere. 1.1915 0.04849 94 80 12 3
2533 Sheriff Pomell hasn't been the same since his horse died. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2534 Sure, the routine is at least an 8, but that still won't get him back to the bunkhouse. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2535 Yes. It had been pommeled, but he did find his horse. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2536 These things happen, Out on the Range. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2537 Pummel horse, more like dummel horse. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2538 He seems to be trying to get off… I’m starting to get a woodie. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2539 Darned Pommelcow rustlers got his whole herd 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2540 At least he’s not using an actual horse anymore. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2541 He likes a stable horse 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2542 Not only that -- he told me he's opening a saloon with parallel bars. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2543 I've told him over and over again. The rodeo Olympics are not what he thinks they are. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2544 He ain't going to impress no gal with that. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
2545 No live horse will get near him. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2546 Don’t trade us in. We’ll let you do that and still take you where you want to go. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2547 It's called the Western Swing 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2548 3.5/10, his toes aren't pointed. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2549 His dismount is really good, but he can"t keep up with the herd. 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
2550 Mark my words: some day the Northeast New Mexico Tournament will be huge. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2551 I hear his mare wouldn't put up with it. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2552 Gives new meaning to the song "Back in the saddle again". 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2553 He was really inspired by that Pommel Horse Whisperer Documentary 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2554 He's a'feared'a horses. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2555 Sure, he can ride a horse. Let's see how well he does on the parallel bars. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2556 He says he needs to stay on for eight seconds. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2557 He just... He just doesn't get it. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2558 He’s movin’ plenty, but he ain’t goin’ nowhere. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2559 What did you say about my hat? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2560 What makes you say this guy’s going places? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2561 Makes sense, don’t have to feed it, put on shoes, or muck a stall. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2562 so, another person transitioning 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2563 I dunno, Jake. He's got them fancy moves, but he's all saddle and no horse" 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2564 This the last time I’ll volunteer to join his posse. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2565 He’s going plant-based. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2566 Sure, he's got her broke in, but her chances of winning the calf roping contest ain't worth a warm pitcher of spit. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2567 Dang Tex, if we haven't struck gold! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2568 The add said ‘rides upon request.’ 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2569 Millennials ... 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2570 If we wanna win the West, we gotta train. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2571 I reckon you can tell he ain’t from here. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2572 Dusty's working on his sidesaddle dismount. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
2573 Save a horse, ride a cowboy!” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2574 I've always considered him a 10 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2575 Cowboy training wheels. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2576 Hank, I told yah! Slim doesn't know the difference between a palomino and a pommel horse. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2577 He looks fancy, but he can’t herd cattle worth a flip. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2578 Definitely a ten 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2579 Gotta learn how to avoid cacti somehow. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2580 I ain’t inerested in them city slicker moves, but as hosses go it sure don’ take much to feed. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2581 Hank prefers form over substance. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2582 Well, he did say he was looking for a small horse that’s easy to mount. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2583 Ever since that snake bite, he’s been acting all kinds of strange 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2584 I guess those city folk can sure show us a thing'r two when we let 'em. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2585 In the desert, it's all about survival of the fittest. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2586 His real horse is lifting weights at the high school gym. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2587 I don’t know where he came from, but he’s amazing on the horse ! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2588 He calls her Darla. He says she’s the steadiest horse he’s ever met. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2589 George, you're supposed to know how to ride a Quarter Horse, NOT a pummel horse. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2590 Training Camp is starting pretty early this year! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2591 Don't knock it. He won Silver in Tokyo last Summer. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2592 He says it'll pay for itself in six months on what he saves in oates. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2593 I usually wind up getting the cows. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2594 Surprisingly, his best event is parallel bars. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2595 I hear he's got a tricky dismount. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2596 He's worried they'll know its his first rodeo 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2597 Gotta be a big horse! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2598 He even has a name for it. 'Pommel.' Like it's a real horse. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2599 Personal choice matters 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2600 I thought a Pommel Horse was another roping breed… 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2601 He'll win the duel, but will he win our hearts? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2602 I swear the new vegan guy's boots are leather. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2603 He didn’t want to pay the return shipping fee for the autocorrected online order mistake - he wanted a pinto horse, not a pommel horse. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2604 Should we pummel that dude? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2605 He used to be a full-time cowpoke,but now it’s just a hobby 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2606 But I reckon trying to "ride off into the sunset" is going to bring his score way down. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2607 I don't have the heart to tell him.... 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2608 He's never been at home here! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2609 He’s got a 10 gallon hat and a 5 point routine. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2610 He's never broken a stallion, but he did break a 9.9 on that thing. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2611 He’s graceful. I give him that. But he don’t know squat ‘bout buying a horse. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2612 Well, you should see what his wife invented for when he's out here all day. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2613 If he nails the dismount it’ll be 10, but can he ride off into the sunset? 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
2614 Ever since his Ancestry results showed Jack Lalanne. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2615 A horse of a different color . . . . 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2616 I could drive cattle through those legs. 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2617 He says he's the Saw Horseman of the Apocalypse. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2618 Sure, but let's see how he does on the written test. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2619 He has won the dismount competition two years in a row. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2620 I don't have the heart to tell him there ain't no Russian judge 'round these parts. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2621 You reckon he has a heckava dismount? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2622 He works over at the Parallel Bar ranch 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2623 He’s really letting his imagination ride wild huh? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2624 Phew. I thought you said he was going to pummel us. 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2625 Such a waste of natural cowboy talent. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2626 Tim never was good with stirrups...or a real horse. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2627 Yessir, look at him go. Wild hearts can’t be broken. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2628 Just watch! This'll be bigger than the mechanical bull. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2629 Is that an iHorse? 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2630 He doesn't have to feed it 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2631 Excellent horse skills,but they will never get him anywhere. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2632 I know it’s not a real horse, but his single-leg swings and scissors are amazing! And wait for the dismount! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2633 I’d give him a 10, but he just doesn’t seem to be able to land. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2634 When it comes to the dismount, he’s a natural. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2635 So that's why he ordered that cowhide leotard. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2636 I ain’t got the patience for this one-horse town. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2637 He's got the rootin' down, but he needs to work on his tootin'. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2638 Great form; lousy mileage 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2639 Do you think he expects us to judge him? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2640 I don't think Jesse will live to see the day when his 'JIM'-NASTICS craze takes off. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2641 Tryin my new rodeodorant, y'all 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2642 It was a bad accident. The poor horse lost its head and tail,and Tex lost his mind. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2643 I just think it would be easier if he mined his own gold medal 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2644 Yep,Hank has already booked his flight to Paris this summer. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2645 Next, he learns how to straddle. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2646 Fiercest flair West of the Mississippi. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2647 I told ya. Jim Nast is the rowdiest hombre in these here parts. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2648 Yeah, he's good. But he can't score on floor exercize because they make him take off his damn boots! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2649 Goat yoga is out, we’ve moved on to ‘silent mediation, solo, saddle it up, hot yoga’ in a desert 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2650 And here we have the swinging cowboy 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2651 The Bulgarian judge'll nick him every time fer not pointin' his toes. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2652 HE'S PRACTICING UP FOR WHEN HE GETS A REAL HORSE! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2653 Everyone talks about what a crack shot Henry is but I'll be darned if he can't handle a pommel horse with the best of 'em. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2654 His dismount needs work....I speak from experience. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2655 The problem is that he does it for only eight seconds at a time. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2656 Next time be a tad more specific in the want ads 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2657 Don't look like no palomino to me. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2658 Behind the scenes at Buffalo Bills traveling circus 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
2659 Apparently TikTok was questioning his horses consent to be filmed. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2660 They don't call him Jesse Gyms for nothin' 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
2661 What kind of plan do you reckon he's on? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2662 They said she couldn't be broken. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2663 Yup, he's done been through the desert on a pommel horse with no name, I reckon. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2664 It was a better act with his horse 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2665 With this form he can easily get a scholarship from Arizona State Fair. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2666 Wonder what triggered Roy. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2667 He says it doesn't go as fast but doesn't need to be fed or watered 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2668 Don’t judge him. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2669 I told him, he needs to learn how to ride a Palomino. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2670 This transfer portal thing has really gotten out of hand. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2671 I blame the Writers strike for this adaptation of Blood Meridian. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2672 He doesn’t just like the horse, he’s an all-around cowboy. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2673 Well, it's like Gymkata, but with more hay. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2674 He hasn't been the same since he lost his license. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2675 Now that really is a horse of a different color . 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2676 Well, he's got the "giddy" part down. Now, if he could just giddy-up! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2677 Well, he'll never get anywhere, but he'll save on horse feed. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2678 He's going for gold this year. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2679 Nailed the dismount. He's ready for a real horse. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2680 If you're impressed now, wait'll you see him stick the dismount. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2681 Nine. His spurs flew off. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2682 I was once an Olympian…” Callum J Rolfe, London U 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2683 Ever since he got that pommel horse, he's no longer at home on the range. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2684 My mistake in hiring him, but he did say there was nothing he could not do on a horse. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2685 He's training for the metaphorical rodeo. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2686 But why is he always going counterclockwise?" 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2687 "Man, it sure beats the saddle horn for on board calisthenics. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2688 He sure knows how to handle that horse. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2689 Well, everyone needs a hobby. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2690 He intends to pommel the Indians to death. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2691 It's a kinda horse, I reckon. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2692 Well if it isn't Jesse Gyms, doing his usual routine. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2693 He doesn't cover much ground, but oh those six-pack abs. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2694 When I said he needed a new horse, this isn't quite what I had in mind but he's got good amplitude and his hips are clear of the handle. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2695 He has a good stride swing, good circle too. I give him a +0.5 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2696 Jed’s nag don’t buck, but ya gotta love those twirlies! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2697 When the boss finds out, he's gonna get pommeled. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2698 His riding privileges were revoked when he failed to mount. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2699 Ride "em" cowboy. It's a perfect 10! 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
2700 This ride emits less greenhouse gas he told me 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2701 He used to twirl his gun before he became a democrat. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2702 Keep an eye on the French judge… She’s prickly. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2703 His dismount is improving.. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2704 cowboys / ai cowboy 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2705 Looks like he's been spending time in Marfa. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2706 Looks cool, not sure how that makes him good at rounding up cattle, or how he got here. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2707 If you think his horsemanship is impressive, just wait until you see how he breaks into a vault. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2708 He's not the sharpest, but you have to admit - his form is perfect. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2709 But he swore he could handle a horse with the best of 'em! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2710 F#%k Him, and the horse he rode in on!! 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2711 He’s setting up for double scissor hop sideways C, 360 spindle on leather D and the circle to handstand dismount B. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2712 He's taken work life balance to a whole new level with this one 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2713 i think you're just about ready for the real thing 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2714 ...at least he's not bowlegged? Amiright?! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2715 Tex is hoping his petition for a new Summer Olympic Cowboy Gymnastics Division gets approved. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2716 Think it's easy? You try dismounting with cowboy boots. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
2717 That’s Jim, Jim Pommel, the most utterly baffling cowboy in the West. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2718 The Pilates core work is paying off 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
2719 George says he is hoping for a bronze medal in the 2025 Rodeolympics 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2720 Well, it's less inappropriate than his parallel bars. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2721 I don't have the heart to tell him, that even if he sticks the dismount, he'll still have to start sidesaddle. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2722 Luke was never able to break ol' Pommel. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2723 He's almost ready for Paris. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2724 I reckon those pants have pockets and contour fit. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2725 Cowboys pondering cowboy ai . 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2726 I didn’t know what to expect from ‘cowboy gymnastics’, but this ain’t it. Guess I thought ‘pommel horse’ was a rare breed of some type? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2727 She’s a beaut, but she’s no good with the cattle. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2728 He knows this is Paris, Texas right? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2729 I can do all that on my horse and still herd the cattle. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2730 I don't care how good he is, that dang pommel horse ain't goin' nowhere! 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
2731 He's been a little confused lately.... 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2732 He's been struggling with the dismount ever since he decided to go bareback. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2733 How do you get thrown off a horse that can't buck? 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2734 Ole slim is just makin’ lemonade 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2735 Not bad for a New Yorker! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2736 He's Swedish. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2737 It won’t buck you off and it’s great for your core. And it’s technically still a horse, so we’re good with the union. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2738 And this isn't even his best event--you should see him on the parallel saloons. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2739 You’ve gotta wonder what spurs him on… 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2740 He doesn’t stand a chance with the Russian judge. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2741 I sent him to Jim to learn how to mount a horse. I think he misheard me. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2742 Tell you what, it eats a whole lot less hay than the old model, but it don't go nowhere near as fast. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2743 He went to college 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2744 Best pummel horse work in the county