Contest #882


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I think this calls for a discouraging word. 1.7866 0.01194 4986 2416 1218 1352
1 Yeah, he’s good. But I don’t think he’s going anywhere. 1.7134 0.01501 2711 1328 832 551
2 He don’t ride too good but his dismount is a thing of beauty. 1.6926 0.01842 1734 858 551 325
3 He’s been through the desert on a horse with no mane. 1.6839 0.01476 3015 1617 734 664
4 He saw the wrong man about a horse. 1.6803 0.01105 4802 2420 1497 885
5 Never buy a horse online. 1.6730 0.01389 3138 1630 904 604
6 When I asked if he knew how to handle himself on a horse, I should have been a lot more specific. 1.6730 0.01900 1575 789 512 274
7 He's also the fastest gun in the west, so no one wants to tell him. 1.6704 0.01602 2297 1180 694 423
8 Reckon I should’ve read the whole résumé… 1.6625 0.01688 2009 1028 631 350
9 Definitely his first rodeo. 1.6620 0.01414 2855 1460 900 495
10 Don't fire him yet. Let's see if he sticks the landing. 1.6578 0.01719 1920 985 607 328
11 Nope, that ain’t the horse he rode in on. 1.6529 0.01581 2391 1273 675 443
12 Yes. This is his first rodeo. 1.6518 0.01452 2734 1429 828 477
13 There’s Frank, on his high horse again! 1.6500 0.01859 1763 953 474 336
14 This is what happens when you buy a horse off the internet... 1.6492 0.02145 1297 694 364 239
15 Apparently, this IS his first rodeo 1.6426 0.01527 2510 1343 721 446
16 Pa, if it's alright with you, I won't be going off to college like Luke done. 1.6423 0.01968 1571 859 415 297
17 It’s OK. He’s not a real cowboy, either. 1.6312 0.01724 1898 1014 570 314
18 All you asked was, "Is he good on a horse?" 1.6278 0.01529 2359 1253 731 375
19 I’da given him a 10, but his toes should be pointing towards that there mesa. 1.6275 0.01873 1600 858 480 262
20 If Hank can't break him, nobody can. 1.6233 0.01609 2235 1226 625 384
21 Because his mother owns the ranch, that’s why. 1.6220 0.01520 2405 1294 726 385
22 The Old West is changing, Zeke. 1.6214 0.01615 2063 1093 658 312
23 Must be his first rodeo. 1.6190 0.01768 1743 933 541 269
24 Like to see him try to lead that horse to water. 1.6155 0.01662 2005 1089 598 318
25 We should’ve been clearer when we told him to bring his own horse. 1.6155 0.01569 2174 1160 690 324
26 You think that’s crazy? You should see him try to feed it. 1.6136 0.02052 1351 746 381 224
27 And that's why we never use a job recruiter from back East. 1.6125 0.01475 2640 1468 727 445
28 Billy lost his horse in the divorce. 1.6115 0.01533 2407 1330 682 395
29 Jed's the only cowboy I know with saddle sores on his hands. 1.6098 0.01595 2199 1211 635 353
30 I knew he'd never mount to anything. 1.6058 0.02252 1111 618 313 180
31 I have to say, I never thought anyone would break ol' Pommel. 1.6043 0.01603 2224 1249 606 369
32 I can't wait to see how he circles the wagons. 1.6026 0.01628 2101 1168 600 333
33 Well, I don’t know. I think he always worked from home. 1.6004 0.01592 2245 1266 610 369
34 I'll give him a 10 if he lands the dismount without losing his hat. 1.5892 0.01708 1733 940 565 228
35 It's still better than Pickleball. 1.5880 0.01862 1614 921 437 256
36 His therapist told him to get back on the horse. 1.5852 0.01772 1625 891 517 217
37 I know now why his horse ran away. 1.5845 0.01932 1485 848 406 231
38 Who's gonna tell him "work from home" is over? 1.5831 0.02282 1113 651 275 187
39 Whaddya think? Time for a discouraging word? 1.5720 0.01990 1486 891 340 255
40 Explain to me again...Why did we start using AI to screen job applicants? 1.5719 0.01990 1404 819 367 218
41 Before you say anything, you should know he’s the Sheriff’s nephew. 1.5676 0.02095 1161 655 353 153
42 Ol’ Slim kinda lost it after Trigger died. 1.5647 0.02224 1013 570 314 129
43 .....but on the upside you don't have to feed or water it. 1.5601 0.02012 1182 657 388 137
44 This is why you don’t buy horses on the Internet, Tex. 1.5573 0.02149 1247 757 285 205
45 He don't go far, but he sure looks good getting there. 1.5573 0.02121 1091 616 342 133
46 Damn prep school cowboys 1.5556 0.02178 1125 661 303 161
47 The worst thing is that half the time he gets bucked off. 1.5536 0.02174 1232 756 270 206
48 I said bring your own horse. I should have been more specific. 1.5459 0.02184 1134 681 287 166
49 I reckoned Chester was different when I saw his spandex dungarees. 1.5458 0.02249 1059 633 274 152
50 All he said was, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..." 1.5428 0.02323 912 528 273 111
51 What concerns me is that he gave it a name. 1.5426 0.02351 1021 628 232 161
52 That's what you get when you order a horse online. 1.5393 0.02346 1042 649 224 169
53 He can’t ride for spit, but his dismount is a 10. 1.5374 0.03698 361 211 106 44
54 Just another one trick pony. 1.5373 0.02225 992 579 293 120
55 I gotta say, that's so much better than his floor routine. 1.5370 0.02385 959 586 231 142
56 I reckon it's his first rodeo. 1.5362 0.02238 1037 621 276 140
57 He’s our diversity hire. 1.5356 0.02480 898 553 209 136
58 He’s practicing for the PETA rodeo. 1.5350 0.02443 899 547 223 129
59 Wait'll he tries that shit on Ol' Red here. 1.5349 0.02367 1017 636 218 163
60 He’s going for gold.” 1.5340 0.02342 955 576 248 131
61 You sure that's the horse he rode in on? 1.5314 0.02541 828 506 204 118
62 His other horse is in the shop. 1.5304 0.02316 922 546 263 113
63 You ever reckon we should've given him a discouraging word? 1.5288 0.02569 885 565 172 148
64 Maybe this IS his first rodeo. 1.5273 0.02419 916 564 221 131
65 This might actually be his first rodeo 1.5254 0.04235 295 181 73 41
66 Again, tell me how he got here on that. 1.5238 0.02462 861 527 217 117
67 He’s been this way ever since he’s gone vegan. 1.5238 0.02588 821 514 184 123
68 It's unusual, but think what he saves on oats 1.5232 0.02507 753 443 226 84
69 I was thinkin' 'Pommel' was kind of a funny name for a horse. 1.5216 0.02534 719 420 223 76
70 You know, I thought Pommel was a weird name for a horse… 1.5207 0.02598 726 435 204 87
71 Why that’s a 360 loop to a double heel-click. Don’t you know anything? 1.5201 0.02597 771 474 193 104
72 It's how Tex became Slim 1.5197 0.02601 762 467 194 101
73 He was homeschooled 1.5172 0.02729 725 455 165 105
74 Maybe ‘must have horse skills’ wasn’t the best wording for the recruitment ad. 1.5159 0.02503 820 505 207 108
75 And that’s why you shouldn’t lie on your resume. 1.5153 0.02603 784 490 184 110
76 He calls this element “Blazing Straddles” 1.5117 0.02702 725 455 169 101
77 Should we tell him? No, I’ve never seen him this happy. 1.5111 0.03144 495 301 135 59
78 Never buy a horse on the internet. 1.5097 0.02608 777 489 180 108
79 He never learned how to whittle or spit like the other boys. 1.5085 0.02802 649 403 162 84
80 He doesn't travel far, but he has magnificent form. 1.5068 0.02753 590 349 183 58
81 Yeah, but its feed bill is zero, and you never have to clean its stall. 1.5050 0.02526 695 411 217 67
82 I'm beginning to think this might be his first rodeo. 1.5049 0.02744 713 455 156 102
83 Well Slim, I give him an 8.5 1.5033 0.02748 610 367 179 64
84 Well, fair to say, I think it IS his first rodeo." 1.5021 0.02702 715 453 165 97
85 So,he finally got to compete in the desert with a horse with no name 1.5007 0.02844 683 444 136 103
86 The west ain't as wild as it used to be. 1.5007 0.02786 711 462 142 107
87 Oh man, I like this so much better than his cheerleader phase. 1.5000 0.02808 626 389 161 76
88 True. . . but wait until you see his dismount. 1.4987 0.02520 754 464 204 86
89 You sure it ain’t his first rodeo? 1.4985 0.02884 652 422 135 95
90 He used to nail the branding. 1.4978 0.02949 689 466 103 120
91 How do we tell him the 2024 Summer Games are not in Paris Texas but in Paris France ? 1.4940 0.02770 672 429 154 89
92 Don't let your cowboys be gymnasts 1.4934 0.03058 533 336 131 66
93 It's a horse with no mane! 1.4924 0.02798 658 421 150 87
94 In fairness, it is his first rodeo. 1.4921 0.02638 695 434 180 81
95 He loves that horse. Won't stop bragging about it's zero emissions. 1.4909 0.02907 603 385 140 78
96 How embarrassing- doesn't he know to point his toes? 1.4901 0.03035 557 357 127 73
97 I believe this is his first rodeo. 1.4891 0.02683 685 433 169 83
98 You have to careful ordering a “horse” on Amazon. 1.4882 0.02869 592 373 149 70
99 And now the contestant from PETA. 1.4863 0.03235 547 369 90 88
100 I’m taking a point off for him not pointing his toes. 1.4856 0.03065 486 300 136 50
101 To be fair, we never did specify what kind of horse. 1.4856 0.02938 554 348 143 63
102 Must be one of those cowboys from PETA. 1.4833 0.03039 540 346 127 67
103 He ain't been the same since Trigger died. 1.4831 0.02992 532 335 137 60
104 Never use Alexa to order a horse. 1.4829 0.03087 557 366 113 78
105 All hat, no horse if you ask me 1.4826 0.02958 576 371 132 73
106 Why, yes; this is his first rodeo. 1.4815 0.02958 594 388 126 80
107 He’s been like this ever since he went vegan 1.4813 0.03041 563 368 119 76
108 If anyone can break this wild pommel horse, it's him. 1.4811 0.03008 528 334 134 60
109 Is that the horse he rode in on? 1.4801 0.02913 577 369 139 69
110 Wait for it. That six-shooter’s a part of the dismount. 1.4786 0.02968 514 320 142 52
111 Things changed when he got back from that fancy university... 1.4780 0.03751 341 217 85 39
112 That's definitely not the horse he rode in on. 1.4775 0.03082 511 327 124 60
113 He’d have gotten gold, but his pommel horse was spooked by a rattler. 1.4762 0.03119 483 306 124 53
114 He can't rope or herd or cut cattle, but his dismount is to die for. 1.4746 0.03089 512 330 121 61
115 Yeah, but if he leads it to water, can he make it drink? 1.4746 0.03039 512 326 129 57
116 I reckon that explains why the cattle keep wandering away. 1.4745 0.03027 529 340 127 62
117 Remember the days when all you had to do was hang on for eight seconds? 1.4738 0.03203 477 308 112 57
118 I think he misunderstood when you said, "We're going for gold." 1.4731 0.02943 577 376 129 72
119 Well, maybe it is his first rodeo. 1.4727 0.03094 550 366 108 76
120 We gotta stop ordering horses on eBay. 1.4722 0.03269 485 321 99 65
121 He can't rope. He can't ride. But, man, can he dismount. 1.4707 0.03049 495 314 129 52
122 Are you going to tell him or am I? 1.4706 0.03085 510 330 120 60
123 Yep, 4 years at one of them city schools 1.4703 0.03196 489 320 108 61
124 Welp, boss did say 'find a dude who's good with vaults and knows his way around a horse,' so.... 1.4698 0.03009 513 327 131 55
125 After this he hits the bars. 1.4695 0.03169 492 321 111 60
126 Maybe I should've given him a discouraging word. 1.4690 0.03210 467 302 111 54
127 Like all of us, he came here for the gold. 1.4685 0.03275 476 315 99 62
128 Ten gallon hat, one ounce brain. 1.4683 0.03170 489 319 111 59
129 I'm thinking no second interview. 1.4667 0.03214 480 315 106 59
130 Well you don't have to feed it. 1.4653 0.02949 533 342 134 57
131 City fellas, am I right? 1.4648 0.03025 512 330 126 56
132 I reckon this’ll be the last horse he orders online. 1.4648 0.03283 497 337 89 71
133 He's from New York 1.4636 0.03158 494 325 109 60
134 If he nails the landing, I reckon that makes him trail boss. 1.4630 0.03278 419 267 110 42
135 Your turn to tell him to point his damn toes. 1.4627 0.03368 456 306 89 61
136 We're going out for a drink after, but I'm worried we'll end up in parallel bars 1.4626 0.03242 495 333 95 67
137 He doesn’t have a mount, much less a dismount. 1.4625 0.03046 480 305 128 47
138 Oh, he'll go far, all right. Just not today. 1.4621 0.02973 515 330 132 53
139 He says it’s just a hobby. 1.4619 0.03054 472 299 128 45
140 Nobody can break a Pommel Horse like Ferd. 1.4615 0.03328 442 291 98 53
141 I don't think he understood "sidekick". 1.4612 0.03271 438 284 106 48
142 He's going to keep pretending he's not embarrassed he ordered his horse online. 1.4600 0.03151 487 320 110 57
143 He needs to score at least 8.5 to join the posse. 1.4580 0.03180 452 292 113 47
144 I reckon he’ll stick the dismount. 1.4578 0.03058 474 303 125 46
145 So a pommel horse walks into a parallel bar… 1.4573 0.03477 422 284 83 55
146 Half a sawbuck he loses the hat on his dismount. 1.4564 0.03027 493 318 125 50
147 You should see him back at the saloon on the parallel bar stools. 1.4560 0.03305 443 293 98 52
148 Even if he keeps practicing he'll never get anywhere with it. 1.4552 0.03282 424 275 105 44
149 My first question is how he got out here. 1.4552 0.03286 435 285 102 48
150 Well, the cows give it a 10. 1.4543 0.03497 416 281 81 54
151 Ten for form. Zero for common sense. 1.4541 0.03425 414 275 90 49
152 On t' other hand, it don't crap in the street. 1.4539 0.03279 456 304 97 55
153 He swings both ways. 1.4531 0.03743 373 255 67 51
154 „Guys, don’t you think I’m ready for a real one now?!??“ 1.4526 0.03321 411 267 102 42
155 You can't shoot a man who comes out with his legs up, toes pointed, and feet together.” 1.4510 0.03479 408 274 84 50
156 I think this might be his first rodeo. 1.4509 0.03271 468 316 93 59
157 Hoss told him if he wants to ride with us he needs to work on his dismount . 1.4501 0.03366 391 253 100 38
158 He'll never get out of town by sundown. 1.4494 0.03291 425 279 101 45
159 Um, I guess this is his first rodeo. 1.4494 0.03253 474 321 93 60
160 I heared he killed a man fer laughin’ at his dismount. 1.4490 0.03340 392 253 102 37
161 Needs to point his toes. 1.4484 0.03433 426 289 83 54
162 It must be harder than it looks. He still hasn't lasted 8 seconds. 1.4481 0.03172 482 323 102 57
163 he leads a parallel life 1.4476 0.03603 353 232 84 37
164 I just knew that a horse named Pommel was gonna be a problem. 1.4457 0.03579 350 229 86 35
165 I'd say too much peyote. 1.4455 0.03324 422 280 96 46
166 Looks like it’s his first rodeo. 1.4430 0.03170 447 294 108 45
167 If he doesn’t stop doing that I’m going to over and pommel him. 1.4429 0.03618 368 248 77 43
168 When do we tell him it’s the other Paris? 1.4425 0.03718 400 284 55 61
169 I guess you should have been more specific when you asked him if he was good with horses. 1.4419 0.03555 396 271 75 50
170 He's not a real cowboy, either. 1.4409 0.03608 372 252 76 44
171 Hank's a...different kinda cowboy, he has different dreams than you and me 1.4407 0.03439 388 258 89 41
172 I swear to god, I’m not riding into town with him like that. We’ll get pommeled. 1.4400 0.03231 450 302 98 50
173 Next, we'll be herding cattle on stationary bikes. 1.4397 0.03621 373 254 74 45
174 Them cacti should make the floor event interestin'. 1.4393 0.03256 412 270 103 39
175 He looked good on paper. 1.4377 0.03640 329 216 82 31
176 The Old West sure ain't what it used to be, Slim. Why back in my day we would have followed that double leg swing with a side cross! 1.4375 0.03580 384 263 74 47
177 He’s known around these parts as Liberty Balance 1.4367 0.03836 332 227 65 40
178 He claims that there is gold in them Olympics. 1.4356 0.03300 404 267 98 39
179 Jim’s from PETA 1.4353 0.03652 363 248 72 43
180 Stop me before I say a discouraging word. 1.4323 0.03932 310 212 62 36
181 I don't have the heart to tell him this is not where the deer and the antelope play. 1.4312 0.03657 320 211 80 29
182 This explains all the chalk on his chaps. 1.4300 0.03984 293 199 62 32
183 Spurs'll wreck his dismount. 1.4294 0.03764 340 234 66 40
184 Give him time, he just moved here from Austin. 1.4290 0.03895 338 238 55 45
185 The dismount is to die for. 1.4272 0.03515 309 198 90 21
186 All hat,no saddle 1.4271 0.03537 384 265 74 45
187 His signature move is the double heel-click. 1.4269 0.03723 342 235 68 39
188 That's the last time we let ChatGPT pick our new wrangler. 1.4265 0.03785 340 236 63 41
189 Ya gotta start asking a few more questions when you interview these college kids. 1.4261 0.03488 345 228 87 30
190 I just don't have the heart to tell him it's not a rodeo event. 1.4255 0.03435 369 247 87 35
191 Yeah, apparently you don't have to feed it. 1.4253 0.03537 348 233 82 33
192 Some say the horse broke him. 1.4245 0.03373 351 229 95 27
193 It all started with saddle sores… 1.4245 0.03418 384 260 85 39
194 We'll never get the cows moving if he doesn't get those scissor kicks higher. 1.4239 0.03683 335 228 72 35
195 Shoot, this ain't nothin'. Wait til you see his floor routine. 1.4238 0.03398 387 262 86 39
196 Yup, sure looks like his first rodeo. 1.4235 0.03582 366 252 73 41
197 If he starts wearing leotards we shoot him. 1.4233 0.04051 300 210 53 37
198 I knew we shouldn't have let that boy go to college up there! 1.4220 0.03723 327 223 70 34
199 And you thought he'd never 'mount to nothin. 1.4217 0.03556 332 221 82 29
200 There’s been some budget cuts. 1.4217 0.03559 351 238 78 35
201 I don’t know, boss. Everything in his resumé checked out. 1.4215 0.03815 325 225 63 37
202 It’s been over a month now, Billy! When the hell are you gonna admit you ordered the wrong kinda horse!?? 1.4214 0.03800 318 218 66 34
203 Ain’t a horse that Tex can’t break. 1.4209 0.03657 335 228 73 34
204 A true cowboy will stick the dismount. 1.4208 0.03430 366 246 86 34
205 I don't know how many times I've told him to get off his high horse. 1.4206 0.03594 340 230 77 33
206 I think we have to be more specific on our next job posting. 1.4198 0.03522 374 258 75 41
207 He taught me everything I know about dismounts. 1.4198 0.03291 374 247 97 30
208 And that is how the West was Lost. 1.4190 0.03798 315 216 66 33
209 It beats the ballet phase he went through two years ago. 1.4189 0.03527 339 227 82 30
210 Kinda suspect this IS his first rodeo. 1.4186 0.03633 344 236 72 36
211 It takes more core strength than you’d think. 1.4185 0.03679 313 210 75 28
212 Nobody’s stayed on Ol’ Pommel this long before. 1.4183 0.03463 361 244 83 34
213 He saw Jamaicans doing bobsled. 1.4180 0.03754 323 222 67 34
214 I know it's not orthodox Jeb, but we need the extra hand. 1.4173 0.03807 278 184 72 22
215 He’s perfecting his dismount 1.4167 0.03394 336 220 92 24
216 All pommel and no horse. 1.4160 0.03403 363 244 87 32
217 Wouldn't be so bad ifn' he'd stop yelling yee-haw. 1.4152 0.03285 395 267 92 36
218 He’s not from around here 1.4150 0.03584 347 238 74 35
219 On his high horse again! 1.4119 0.03819 318 222 61 35
220 $5 will get you $10 it's collecting dust in his garage by February. 1.4116 0.03774 311 214 66 31
221 He's a show-off - all hat and no horse! 1.4114 0.03757 316 218 66 32
222 He'll figure it out once we start riding off into the sunset. 1.4109 0.03480 348 236 81 31
223 He’s from the Parallel Bar Ranch 1.4106 0.03603 341 235 72 34
224 You think that’s weird? You should see when he tries to feed it. 1.4104 0.04075 268 185 56 27
225 Don't know about you but I'm ready to head to the Parallel Bar. 1.4103 0.03987 273 187 60 26
226 Another theater major. 1.4102 0.03772 295 200 69 26
227 9.2 if he lands the dismount 1.4100 0.03574 300 198 81 21
228 All hat and no pommel. 1.4091 0.03714 308 210 70 28
229 Saves alot on feed 1.4091 0.03628 308 207 76 25
230 Even if he sticks the landing, he’s not a ridin’ with us. 1.4090 0.03722 335 235 63 37
231 I say we shoot him. 1.4083 0.03919 289 200 60 29
232 One day he’ll bring home the gold. 1.4079 0.03843 277 187 67 23
233 How long have you been waiting in line? 1.4079 0.03918 304 214 56 34
234 The strange thing is how it got him this far. 1.4075 0.03781 319 223 62 34
235 Now you know why his horse left him... 1.4068 0.03829 295 203 64 28
236 That boy’s bound to have an unusual pronoun. 1.4059 0.03926 303 214 55 34
237 Reckon it'll be his first rodeo. 1.4058 0.03740 308 212 67 29
238 The bosses nephew you say? 1.4053 0.04287 264 189 43 32
239 I hear PETA's been handing them out. 1.4047 0.03820 299 207 63 29
240 'Let's just quietly leave and tell the boss the grizzlies got him.' 1.4046 0.03860 304 213 59 32
241 You gonna tell him there’s no Cowboy Olympics or should I? 1.4040 0.03718 297 202 70 25
242 Don't you know him? Why that's Jim Nastics. 1.4040 0.03850 302 211 60 31
243 He saves a fortune on hay. 1.4025 0.03612 323 222 72 29
244 He says t’ain’t ‘bout no medal, but we all knows t’is. 1.4016 0.04061 249 170 58 21
245 Never thought I'd see a jackass ride a horse. 1.4007 0.04036 277 195 53 29
246 Well, he’s going nowhere fast. 1.4007 0.03853 292 203 61 28
247 Of course, we start you with the stationary horse. 1.4006 0.03499 327 222 79 26
248 All hat and no twirl 1.4000 0.03835 270 183 66 21
249 Dusty ain't never gonna be the same. Horse run off with a gymnast. 1.4000 0.04000 295 211 50 34
250 No horse sense 1.3993 0.03883 298 210 57 31
251 Good for a workout, but it won't get you anywhere. 1.3993 0.03811 293 203 63 27
252 I guess that's what they call 'rodeo' in New York. 1.3993 0.03893 278 192 61 25
253 You're the one who sent him to California for college. 1.3993 0.04111 273 194 49 30
254 Am I seeing things, or is Cody Lee tryin' to pull of a Russian Circle into a handstand dismount? 1.3985 0.04066 271 191 52 28
255 Say what you want about his horse. His riding style and technique are definitely a solid 9.7. 1.3981 0.03600 324 224 71 29
256 Yup, it looks crazy, but a horse like that don't break your heart. 1.3978 0.03914 269 185 61 23
257 That writer’s strike was rough on all of us. 1.3974 0.03854 307 218 56 33
258 Gets thrown off and gets right back on again' 1.3968 0.03743 310 217 63 30
259 He's got great technique, but he ain't much help in a stampede. 1.3967 0.04221 242 169 50 23
260 That horse has been in his family for generations 1.3957 0.04335 230 161 47 22
261 He’s like this every four years. 1.3953 0.03794 301 211 61 29
262 Make it look like a workplace accident. 1.3953 0.04388 258 189 36 33
263 I told you this was his first rodeo. 1.3948 0.04062 271 192 51 28
264 He rides a stationary bike, too. 1.3933 0.04105 267 190 49 28
265 Him? He spins in the desert on a horse with no name. 1.3930 0.04188 285 210 38 37
266 The interview was over the phone 1.3930 0.04007 285 204 50 31
267 Tell you what, if ol' Zeke can't break that horse, no one can. 1.3927 0.04234 247 175 47 25
268 Let's see City Boy do that on a real horse! 1.3923 0.03853 260 177 64 19
269 Maybe our hiring questions need to be more specific. 1.3922 0.03771 283 195 65 23
270 Can I shoot him if he breaks a leg? 1.3913 0.03939 276 194 56 26
271 Who are we to judge 1.3913 0.04159 253 179 49 25
272 Boss says you get your real horse next week Tex. 1.3911 0.03780 271 185 66 20
273 I think he misrepresented his work experience. 1.3906 0.04122 256 181 50 25
274 Let's see if he can nail the dismount. 1.3905 0.03750 274 187 67 20
275 He's all saddle and no horse. 1.3904 0.03812 292 205 60 27
276 It doesn’t go anywhere but he saves a ton on feed. 1.3902 0.03923 287 204 54 29
277 Don't laugh. He's our best shot at striking gold. 1.3891 0.03958 257 178 58 21
278 Stable's easy to clean. 1.3891 0.03881 257 176 62 19
279 It's my fault, I told him to get off his High Horse 1.3878 0.04075 263 187 50 26
280 The ad asked for someone with advanced horse skills. I guess I should have been more specific. 1.3872 0.04145 266 192 45 29
281 His mama wouldn’t let him grow up to be a cowboy 1.3859 0.03812 298 212 57 29
282 He’s also gone vegan. 1.3849 0.04329 239 172 42 25
283 You should see him on a Stripper's Pole ! 1.3849 0.03658 291 201 68 22
284 He trained during the pandemic. 1.3846 0.04226 234 165 48 21
285 Wait till he sees the mechanical bull. 1.3846 0.04340 247 180 39 28
286 Say what you will about his upper body strength, you know dad-gum well he’s gonna blow it in the floor routine. 1.3843 0.03838 268 186 61 21
287 That’s the guy who gets his salsa from New York City 1.3838 0.03965 297 217 46 34
288 Nice form, but he never gets anywhere. 1.3831 0.03846 248 169 63 16
289 Do you think he knows? 1.3821 0.04195 246 176 46 24
290 ...they think it's long covid. 1.3812 0.04134 223 154 53 16
291 I'd say he lacks horse sense. 1.3810 0.04004 252 177 54 21
292 To be fair, all we said on the application was "must be expert with horses". 1.3806 0.03853 247 169 62 16
293 But I don't know why he keeps yelling : "Whoa." 1.3802 0.04244 242 174 44 24
294 You'd best work on that there dismount, pilgrim. 1.3801 0.04537 221 161 36 24
295 He says cowboys don't Peloton. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
296 I’m afeerd I’m gonna have ta say a discouraging word 1.3796 0.04244 245 177 43 25
297 I'll say this much for Dusty... he's savin' a fortune on oats. 1.3795 0.04355 224 160 43 21
298 Well, on the plus side it don't eat much hay. 1.3793 0.03828 261 181 61 19
299 These Gen Z Marlboro ads sure look different… 1.3793 0.04333 232 167 42 23
300 It doesn't go far but it doesn't eat much either. 1.3791 0.03745 277 193 63 21
301 Let's get out of here and hit the parallel bars. 1.3790 0.04245 248 180 42 26
302 To be fair, my help wanted ad only said 'must be good with horses' — I'll be more clear next time. 1.3787 0.03967 272 195 51 26
303 He's practicing his dismount. If only he would learn how to ride. 1.3780 0.03746 291 206 60 25
304 Ride 'em, gym boy, ride 'em! 1.3780 0.03939 254 178 56 20
305 Yup. Lots fewer trips to the ER since ol' Wade stopped doing this on Nellie. 1.3779 0.03854 262 183 59 20
306 I reckon we tell him after the dismount. 1.3776 0.04253 241 174 43 24
307 The way I see it, whatever you save in feed you end up losing in mileage. 1.3774 0.04021 257 183 51 23
308 He does a pretty good routine and dismount, but he don’t seem to go nowhere. 1.3773 0.04217 220 154 49 17
309 Just between us, Jake’s toes ain’t very pointy-like. 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
310 He doesn't go anywhere, but wait till you see his dismount!! 1.3766 0.04237 239 172 44 23
311 Act like nothing's wrong. 1.3750 0.04181 240 172 46 22
312 He'll never get out of Dodge that way! 1.3750 0.03914 256 180 56 20
313 His mother was a Rockette. 1.3750 0.04331 208 146 46 16
314 He just doesn't seem to get anywhere. 1.3745 0.03763 267 186 62 19
315 Dagnabbit! Didn't anybody ever tell that boy what "saddle up" means? 1.3745 0.04069 235 165 52 18
316 Wait until you see him on the saw horse. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
317 Them spurs give a whole meaning to sticking the dismount. 1.3741 0.03899 278 200 52 26
318 Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be gymnasts 1.3740 0.04106 246 176 48 22
319 We all grieve differently. 1.3739 0.03988 238 166 55 17
320 He ain't gonna win til he starts pointing them toes. 1.3736 0.03984 273 198 48 27
321 To be fair, we didn’t specify what KIND of horse. 1.3736 0.03856 265 187 57 21
322 His other hybrid is a car. 1.3734 0.04181 233 166 47 20
323 Yesterday he tried to feed it an apple. 1.3726 0.04374 212 151 43 18
324 Point yer damn toes, Dusty! 1.3725 0.03969 247 174 54 19
325 Just remember, no yippee ki-yay unless he sticks the dismount. 1.3720 0.03768 250 172 63 15
326 He says in LA they call it a horse... sad, really. 1.3720 0.04211 250 183 41 26
327 He'll never have a side kick. 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
328 I did think it was weird when he said his horse was special. 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
329 Again all hat no cattle. 1.3718 0.04297 234 170 41 23
330 If the deer and antelope can play, why can’t he? 1.3718 0.03894 234 161 59 14
331 You see he's been training in the desert on a horse with no mane. 1.3707 0.04279 232 168 42 22
332 I admire him, whenever he falls off the horse, he gets right back on. 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
333 Ok but I'd still like to see him try to make it drink 1.3700 0.04256 227 163 44 20
334 Just watch, Earl can get throwed by any horse. 1.3695 0.03984 249 177 52 20
335 Yep, he’s good, but it’s a durn shame what he did to his horse. 1.3690 0.04034 271 199 44 28
336 Let's see how much energy he has after carrying that thing over the pass. 1.3689 0.04204 244 178 42 24
337 He does this every four years! 1.3687 0.04345 217 156 42 19
338 All hat and no horse. 1.3684 0.04330 228 166 40 22
339 Looks like "Cookie" made gummies again. 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
340 Some said that horse couldn't be tamed. 1.3682 0.04205 220 156 47 17
341 urbane cowboy 1.3680 0.03971 250 178 52 20
342 I think this IS his first rodeo. 1.3677 0.04016 223 155 54 14
343 He leg​-swings through the desert on A Horse with No Name. 1.3676 0.03919 272 197 50 25
344 He's all about a low carbon footprint. 1.3676 0.04595 204 149 35 20
345 He can't go anywhere but his dismount is a 10. 1.3675 0.04248 234 170 42 22
346 Slim, I gotta tell you, this new guy, he just ain't catchin' on. 1.3675 0.04161 234 168 46 20
347 That’s Gym. 1.3675 0.04205 234 169 44 21
348 I should have been more specific when I asked if he had experience with horses. 1.3674 0.03932 264 190 51 23
349 Yeah, he thinks he's purty smart, but just wait 'til he needs to skedaddle. 1.3673 0.04068 245 176 48 21
350 Think of it like vegan horse riding. 1.3668 0.04488 229 171 32 26
351 Sure he has a great dismount,but I don’t think he’s going anywhere. 1.3668 0.04086 229 162 50 17
352 I hear that model doesn't use much grass. 1.3668 0.04225 229 165 44 20
353 You should see what he thinks a cow is. 1.3665 0.04115 251 183 44 24
354 How did he get it out here? 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
355 Don't suppose he's from around here. 1.3663 0.04254 243 179 39 25
356 We set it up because he kept injuring himself on the uneven parallel cacti 1.3659 0.04054 246 177 48 21
357 'Spose a real horse just wouldn't put up with it. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
358 Pommel? Silly name for a horse. 1.3655 0.04065 238 170 49 19
359 We’ve gotta get out of this one pommel horse town. 1.3655 0.04108 238 171 47 20
360 He says it's just like spin class: you ride hard without going anywhere but at least it's good exercise. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
361 He don’t amount to much on a cattle drive. 1.3651 0.03904 252 179 54 19
362 I told him to bring his horse, I didn’t specify the type. 1.3649 0.04124 222 157 49 16
363 He shot-put a man in Reno, just to watch him fly. 1.3649 0.04547 222 166 31 25
364 Still not sure how these skills translate. 1.3648 0.03988 233 164 53 16
365 It looks mighty pretty when he does it during sunset. 1.3648 0.04199 244 179 41 24
366 Used to have one like that. Had to shoot him 1.3644 0.04131 236 170 46 20
367 I thought we were going to break into the vault. 1.3644 0.04239 247 183 38 26
368 This cattle drive is going to take longer than we thought. 1.3644 0.04000 247 177 50 20
369 That's the new Sheriff in town, Jim Nastics. 1.3636 0.04559 209 154 34 21
370 He says he won't ride anything with a face. 1.3632 0.04370 234 174 35 25
371 The Russian judge gave him a 7. The German judge gave him an 8. The Texas judge said, "hang him. 1.3632 0.04950 201 154 21 26
372 If he sticks the landing, he's hired. 1.3632 0.04835 190 141 29 20
373 He’s been to the desert with a horse with no name. 1.3630 0.03719 292 211 56 25
374 Well Marty I told you we can’t let our insurance agent run this rodeo. 1.3629 0.04203 237 173 42 22
375 What say we mosey over to the parallel bar? 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
376 Are you going to tell him, or should I? 1.3626 0.04805 182 133 32 17
377 I gave him a five minute head start, and this is what he does. 1.3624 0.04080 229 163 49 17
378 So his job application said: "Horse: world champion, 3 gold medals" . I can't lie, I'm a bit disappointed. 1.3624 0.04173 218 155 47 16
379 Nasty things happened when he tried that with a real horse. 1.3621 0.04223 232 169 42 21
380 When he said he stole a vault, I thought he stole a vault 1.3620 0.04421 221 163 36 22
381 So that's why he's not bowlegged! 1.3615 0.04394 213 155 39 19
382 If you think that's impressive, just wait until see you see his floor routine. 1.3613 0.04015 238 170 50 18
383 I told him we were going for the gold - I don't think he understood. 1.3611 0.04447 216 159 36 21
384 There's gold in them thar hips. 1.3611 0.04398 216 158 38 20
385 It's a mid-life thing. 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
386 It's one of those new AI horses. 1.3610 0.04463 205 149 38 18
387 Just wait for the dismount. 1.3600 0.04372 200 143 42 15
388 I told you we had to see a man about a horse, didn't I? 1.3596 0.04228 228 166 42 20
389 There's gold in that there vault. 1.3596 0.04088 228 163 48 17
390 He said he was attacked by the Peleton tribe. 1.3594 0.04618 192 140 35 17
391 Well nobody steals his horse. 1.3593 0.04143 231 167 45 19
392 He’s been through the desert on a pommel with no name. 1.3590 0.04624 195 143 34 18
393 Well bust my Korbut, that son of a sidewinder just nailed a Russian Wendeswing 1080 1.3586 0.04067 237 171 47 19
394 You wanna hit the bars after this? 1.3586 0.04105 251 185 42 24
395 It's the only horse that's never bucked him off. 1.3585 0.04249 212 152 44 16
396 They're fuel-efficient alright, but slow as a darn snail. 1.3579 0.04341 190 134 44 12
397 I hear they’ll all be electric by 2035. 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
398 I’m afraid his horse has left the barn if you know what I mean 1.3574 0.04008 249 181 47 21
399 With the mine closed, he’s our best chance at gold . 1.3571 0.04221 210 150 45 15
400 He’s really in the desert on a horse with no name 1.3568 0.04535 213 159 32 22
401 We got him that thing because all the real horses were weirded out by his dismount. 1.3564 0.04279 202 144 44 14
402 Anyone can ride side-saddle. Let's see him make it jump. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
403 Is this the line to go next? 1.3557 0.04578 194 142 35 17
404 Gonna be a long cattle drive. 1.3556 0.04262 225 165 40 20
405 It's all he could afford after the divorce 1.3555 0.04311 211 153 41 17
406 We can’t make camp until he sticks the landing. 1.3553 0.04527 197 144 36 17
407 Dear NewYorkrr Editor, I’m sorry that I’m late for the previous cartoon caption contest but if you are still deciding on captions for the Rock, Paper, Scissors at the Bar cartoon here’s mine: “Alright I’m ready, who goes first?” 1.3553 0.04698 228 178 19 31
408 You should see his wife. 1.3548 0.04518 217 163 31 23
409 Told ya, he don't have a lick of horse sense. 1.3542 0.03981 240 173 49 18
410 He's a East Coast kind of cowboy. 1.3539 0.05061 178 135 23 20
411 You git yer gold yer way, I’ll get mine my way. 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
412 He's even better on the parallel fences. 1.3537 0.04206 229 168 41 20
413 I thought he said this wasn’t his first rodeo. 1.3537 0.04160 229 167 43 19
414 We all deal with existential ennui in our own way 1.3535 0.04251 215 156 42 17
415 After a long day on his horse, he’ll head to the bars. The uneven bars. 1.3529 0.04314 221 163 38 20
416 He's good, but he'll never get anywhere. 1.3529 0.04520 204 151 34 19
417 He's working on a better dismount for when he gets off his high horse. 1.3527 0.04177 224 163 43 18
418 I give his hat a 10. 1.3527 0.04365 207 151 39 17
419 I reckon it's just a different kind of horse, of course, of course. 1.3524 0.04276 227 168 38 21
420 Should we tell him?" 1.3524 0.04048 210 148 50 12
421 It’s really improved his poise and confidence. 1.3516 0.04143 219 158 45 16
422 Darn toot'in, now he's been through a dessert on a horse with no mane..." 1.3512 0.04164 242 180 39 23
423 He can't rope for shit but his abs are fucking shredded. 1.3512 0.04039 242 177 45 20
424 Looks like he's recovered from his bar routine. 1.3505 0.04510 194 142 36 16
425 He’s not much help on a round up but y’all gotta admit, The Duke never had a dismount like that. 1.3498 0.04088 223 161 46 16
426 Hey, quit horsin’ around! 1.3496 0.04145 226 165 43 18
427 He gave up rodeo, but he hasn’t lost that competitive edge. 1.3490 0.04481 192 140 37 15
428 Not bad, but he's not pointing his boots. 1.3490 0.04541 192 141 35 16
429 He got it from Amazon. 1.3488 0.04394 215 160 35 20
430 The level of difficulty really increases when he wears his spurs. 1.3488 0.04087 215 154 47 14
431 I got to give it to him, he's got pizzazz. 1.3485 0.04205 198 141 45 12
432 Ever since he went vegan, Dwayne likes to prove that imitation horse feels as good as the real stuff 1.3484 0.04111 221 160 45 16
433 But did he have to name it Trigger? 1.3481 0.04185 181 126 47 8
434 He says there’s gold in them thar hills, but if he doesn’t stick the dismount, he’ll be lucky to get bronze. 1.3480 0.04178 204 146 45 13
435 I guess this really is his first rodeo. 1.3476 0.04189 233 173 39 21
436 Everyone out here is looking for gold. 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
437 He says the next frontier is fitness." 1.3475 0.03972 236 171 48 17
438 He needs at least a 9.5 to ride in the cattle drive. 1.3474 0.04371 213 158 36 19
439 He hasn’t touched his regular saddle since he sat on that cactus. 1.3474 0.04572 190 140 34 16
440 Actually, it is his first rodeo. 1.3470 0.04235 219 161 40 18
441 I don’t have the heart to tell him the Olympics aren’t in Paris, Texas. 1.3467 0.04126 199 141 47 11
442 Beautiful sunset. 1.3466 0.04830 176 131 29 16
443 It started when they took the mechanical bull away. 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
444 Good form, but he ain't goin' nowhere. 1.3462 0.04231 208 151 42 15
445 One of us oughta pummel him 1.3462 0.04129 234 173 41 20
446 I guess a horse is NOT a horse (of course, of course) 1.3460 0.03628 237 165 62 10
447 Ain’t none of them moves gonna get us to Durango by sunset 1.3458 0.04404 214 160 34 20
448 He thinks it'll help his image, but wait till he tries it on a horse. 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
449 City slicker….brought his own mount. 1.3457 0.04604 188 139 33 16
450 He ain’t nothing but a one trick pony. 1.3455 0.04066 246 183 41 22
451 Now we know how he can ride side saddle all day long. 1.3453 0.04178 223 164 41 18
452 Hi-yo, silver medal! 1.3452 0.04510 197 146 34 17
453 I heard this is how the Lone Ranger lost a testicle. 1.3450 0.04572 200 150 31 19
454 He is going vegan. 1.3450 0.04053 229 167 45 17
455 See, he’s been through the desert on a horse with no mane. 1.3448 0.04576 203 153 30 20
456 The spurs and six shooter increase the technical difficulty. 1.3444 0.04548 180 131 36 13
457 He says he's never been bucked off. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
458 Did anyone actually read his resume? 1.3440 0.04342 218 163 35 20
459 Well... Looks like this is his first rodeo. 1.3440 0.04391 218 164 33 21
460 He's not much of a wrangler, but I give his dismount a 10. 1.3439 0.04764 189 143 27 19
461 He’s taking this vegan thing a little too far. 1.3436 0.04170 227 168 40 19
462 Vegan rodeo: sustainable,fair and animal-friendly 1.3431 0.04395 204 151 36 17
463 You're gonna have to break it to Larry that even if he scores a 9/10 he's gotta walk back to the ranch. 1.3431 0.04019 239 176 44 19
464 His people have been breeding Pommels for years. 1.3427 0.04364 213 159 35 19
465 They say Susie made him a vegan” 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
466 I know he’s scared, but time to get back on a real horse. 1.3417 0.04471 199 148 34 17
467 A horse with no mane 1.3417 0.04471 199 148 34 17
468 That's a new competition in the rodeo. No live horses will be allowed after the big animal rights protest last year. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
469 All hat, no cattle. 1.3408 0.04761 179 134 29 16
470 You told him he could pick out any horse he wanted, didn't you? 1.3408 0.04694 179 133 31 15
471 Can't tell if he's comin or goin. 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
472 If we ride with him any longer, we'll never get to Tucson! 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
473 It always takes him awhile to dismount, but it’s sure a thing to behold 1.3396 0.04270 212 157 38 17
474 I"m still trying to figure out which end he fed the carrot to. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
475 Do 'ya lose points if your hat comes off? 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
476 If he nails the dismount, he qualifies for the cattle drive. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
477 Well, that's one less mouth to feed. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
478 He said the leotard chafes. 1.3387 0.04499 186 137 35 14
479 It's the only horse his wife would let him have. 1.3386 0.04574 189 141 32 16
480 I still say it's not a good look for cowboys. 1.3385 0.04522 192 143 33 16
481 He's from New York City... 1.3385 0.04291 195 142 40 13
482 DEFINITELY not the one he road in on 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
483 Well at least his hat rates a 10. 1.3384 0.04365 198 146 37 15
484 It's a loaner. Doc had to keep his horse overnight. 1.3382 0.04386 204 152 35 17
485 Those boots were made for something else. 1.3382 0.04386 204 152 35 17
486 Oh him, that dumb suns a bitch thinks the Olympics are here in Paris, Texas…we just let him be! 1.3381 0.04349 210 157 35 18
487 Billy joined PETA. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
488 He's come a long way since his saw-horse days. 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
489 But can he ride off into the sunset on it? 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
490 First it was the basketball hoop at the ranch, now this. 1.3369 0.04214 187 134 43 10
491 He's training to be urban cowboy. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
492 Well, sure, it's easy when the horse doesn't move. 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
493 Last time he tried that on his horse he got pummeled. 1.3368 0.04620 193 146 29 18
494 There's gold in them there skills 1.3367 0.04273 196 143 40 13
495 Impressive, but how's he gonna ride it off into the sunset? 1.3367 0.04211 196 142 42 12
496 He's got the dismount, it's the gallop that's a problem. 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
497 It was a gift. That's why he ain't looking it in the mouth 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
498 He calls himself the headless horse man. 1.3365 0.04376 208 156 34 18
499 Actually no, it’s wild — came from over that ridge. He’s still breaking it in. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
500 This is the last time we hire a horse trainer from Yale. 1.3365 0.04376 208 156 34 18
501 Well say what you like, but that's what it takes to be an All Around cowboy these days. 1.3365 0.04062 211 153 45 13
502 He recently came to us from the Horizontal Bar Ranch. 1.3364 0.04344 217 164 33 20
503 Ah heard he's a vegan too 1.3353 0.04997 167 127 24 16
504 Oh yah that’s Jerry. His license was revoked. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
505 He's from California 1.3352 0.04310 176 126 41 9
506 I said palomino, not pommel. 1.3352 0.04757 182 138 27 17
507 Not a stable career. 1.3350 0.04270 200 147 39 14
508 The cacti are making the floor exercise tough this year 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
509 im witholding judgment until the dismount 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
510 This is not what I had in mind when he said he'd bring his own horse. 1.3348 0.04236 221 166 36 19
511 That horse has no giddyup. 1.3333 0.04385 207 156 33 18
512 That boy ain't right. 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
513 He’s always preferred to ride side saddle. 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
514 I think he misunderstands "sidekick". 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
515 Looks downright silly ridin' the durn thang but his dismounts sure are purty! 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
516 He’s also great on the parallel horns 1.3333 0.04252 201 148 39 14
517 Well, Slim, at least he’s moving on from the sawhorse. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
518 We moved to remote training during the COVID lockdown. 1.3333 0.04101 231 173 39 19
519 I see by his outfit that he is a cowboy, so that checks out. 1.3333 0.04166 207 152 41 14
520 He trained in the east 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
521 We got him the vault ‘cause he was making the horses dizzy 1.3333 0.04211 219 164 37 18
522 looks like all that over 50 chair yoga is working 1.3333 0.04444 210 160 30 20
523 Gonna be hard to stick the landing in those heels. 1.3318 0.04145 220 164 39 17
524 He'll do this for a couple of months then forget about it for four years. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
525 That was devastating, a tenth of a point for boot separation. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
526 We wouldn't have this problem if his parents had gotten him a real pony on his 10th birthday. 1.3317 0.04247 205 152 38 15
527 Whatever he's doing, he says that it will get him to Paris. 1.3317 0.04133 205 150 42 13
528 When your horse only has two legs, you need to do all the work. 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
529 He says he doesn't even have to feed the thing. 1.3316 0.04138 196 142 43 11
530 You aint even got to put a dime in it! 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
531 First time I’ve seen a horse breaking a man. 1.3316 0.04443 196 147 33 16
532 …but it eats less oats 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
533 It emits no hazardous gases. 1.3316 0.04203 187 135 42 10
534 When is this guy going to stop horsing around? 1.3315 0.04558 178 132 33 13
535 …nah, it ain’t his first rodeo, he’s just stupid. 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
536 The new guy is certainly talented, but he's going to struggle come roundup time. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
537 Why is he always going counter clockwise? 1.3301 0.03879 206 147 50 9
538 He's a great horseman, but he's going nowhere. 1.3300 0.04490 200 152 30 18
539 Wait here. I gotta go see a man about a horse." 1.3298 0.04990 188 149 16 23
540 I told him not to eat the mushrooms 1.3297 0.04747 182 139 26 17
541 Before I saw his dismount, I thought this was his first rodeo. 1.3297 0.04682 182 138 28 16
542 He just ain’t been the same since his horse died. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
543 Sedona’s changed the man. 1.3295 0.04590 176 131 32 13
544 Boy done scissored his chaps right off! 1.3295 0.04788 173 131 27 15
545 The boys in the bunkhouse said it's mushroom coffee. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
546 When he said he was training for the Olympics,I assumed it would be for an equestrian event. 1.3286 0.04075 213 157 42 14
547 Our whole way of life is about to change. 1.3286 0.04235 213 160 36 17
548 You know what they say about ol’ Pete, “all pommel and no horse”. - 1.3285 0.04429 207 158 30 19
549 Yep, he just bought him. Named him Gym 1.3283 0.04346 198 148 35 15
550 The dealer gave him a loaner for the day. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
551 Amazon sent the wrong horse. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
552 He learned to ride in the gym. 1.3282 0.04271 195 144 38 13
553 Right?! And last night he watched Brokeback Mountain! 1.3279 0.04595 183 138 30 15
554 I know we told him to get back on the horse after his fall but I'm not sure this is going to work 1.3278 0.04303 180 131 39 10
555 This is bullshit. 1.3277 0.04637 177 133 30 14
556 Yeah he’s terrific on the horse but he’s never going to get anywhere. 1.3276 0.03985 232 173 42 17
557 He can ride anything that doesn't move. 1.3275 0.04162 229 174 35 20
558 He saves a fortune on feed.” 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
559 When he runs his routine on real bulls, they collapse from laughter. 1.3269 0.05237 156 121 19 16
560 He misunderstood when I said we're looking for gold. 1.3269 0.04250 208 156 36 16
561 He sure does love getting on his high horse 1.3267 0.04224 202 150 38 14
562 Sadly, the West aint as Wild as it used to be 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
563 Says he hardly ever has to feed it. 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
564 He gets more exercise, and he doesn't have to feed it 1.3265 0.04190 196 144 40 12
565 Is that one of those new-fangled AI horses? 1.3265 0.04491 196 149 30 17
566 2 more minutes, Jim. Then it’s my turn. 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
567 At least his horse can take a good pommeling! 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
568 One man’s horse is not necessarily another man’s horse. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
569 That’s the horse with no name. 1.3257 0.04359 218 168 29 21
570 Should we yell ‘yee-haw’ or something? 1.3257 0.03898 218 159 47 12
571 I’d tell him that he’s not that good but there’s that “discouraging word” thing. 1.3256 0.04303 215 164 32 19
572 Okay, it’s a horse, but what are the hat and boots for? 1.3252 0.04596 163 120 33 10
573 I knew that trip to New York would do him no good. 1.3251 0.03897 243 182 43 18
574 Give him a ten or he’ll shoot 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
575 His best event is the bank vault 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
576 When he got back from the Olympics he just couldn't transition 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
577 Well, it is his first rodeo 1.3247 0.04462 194 147 31 16
578 Heck, I dunno...the boss just sent me out here with chalk and a water bottle. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
579 He’s gotten a lot better since he took his spurs off. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
580 Well, anyone can do that on a stationary horse. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
581 Hank is all saddle and no cattle. 1.3235 0.04764 170 129 27 14
582 I’d like to see Slim come down off his high horse and start driving some cattle. 1.3234 0.04899 167 128 24 15
583 Technically, it's a horse. And he doesn't have to feed it. 1.3232 0.04335 198 149 34 15
584 Let’s make sure for the next rodeo we specify what we mean by “horse” 1.3232 0.04154 198 146 40 12
585 I know...but he makes a mean bean stew. 1.3229 0.04368 192 144 34 14
586 We’ll see… he never lands the dismount. 1.3228 0.04154 189 138 41 10
587 I told him we were going to pummel those boys at the Lazy Y ranch! 1.3226 0.04064 217 162 40 15
588 It's just a hobby. 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
589 It’s called a simulator. 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
590 He’s all hat and no horse. 1.3220 0.04484 177 132 33 12
591 Technically, he didn’t lie on the application 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
592 Tex has always been a form over substance guy. 1.3220 0.04484 177 132 33 12
593 Just between you, me, and the prairie grass, Rodeo Joe ain't been right since that bronco threw him. 1.3216 0.04433 199 152 30 17
594 It’s a one trick pony. He’ll get bored soon enough. 1.3214 0.04241 196 146 37 13
595 Technically it’s a horse but if he checks its teeth and leads it to water we are calling a vet and his therapist. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
596 What I want to know is: how did he get it here? 1.3211 0.04522 190 145 29 16
597 How'd he even get that out here? 1.3211 0.04333 190 142 35 13
598 It's a one-trick horse. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
599 Don't mind him, it's his first rodeo. 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
600 He did say this was his first rodeo… 1.3198 0.04643 172 130 29 13
601 Don’t tell him but I’ve heard that it’s really just a one trick pony. 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
602 He’s vegan now” 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
603 Yup,that there is called artificial intelligence. 1.3194 0.04622 191 148 25 18
604 That's his hobby. 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
605 They don't make horses like they used to. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
606 I know it’s got “horse” in the name, Clyde, but that don’t make you no cowboy. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
607 I said “Don’t let them bring their own horses!” but YOU said “Our horse, their horse…What’s the difference?” 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
608 Are YOU gonna tell him he's facing the back? 1.3187 0.04594 182 139 28 15
609 Wrong horse Bob 1.3186 0.04235 204 154 35 15
610 He heard there's gold in them medals 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
611 And you wonder why his horse ran off without him? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
612 Without his spurs, he'll never stick the dismount. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
613 Yeah, John, I think that would be considered a homophobic remark. 1.3182 0.05021 154 118 23 13
614 I just think he’s compensating for his one-trick pony” 1.3179 0.04692 173 132 27 14
615 It's like they say, if you fall off the horse, get back on... and spin around a few times, scissor the legs and stick your landing. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
616 Dave is such an asshole. 1.3176 0.04824 170 131 24 15
617 When you said you had to see a man about a horse, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3176 0.04895 170 132 22 16
618 Hypnosis. The cattle come up to see what the hell he’s doin, we just walk over and rope em. Easy as pie. 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
619 Yep, he's moon-howlin' deranged, but I still admire his scintillating form and avant-garde enthusiasm. 1.3175 0.04469 189 144 30 15
620 This is his last shot at gold. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
621 The best I can do is to give them an 8.8. The horses agree. 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
622 To be honest, I'm still on the fence about these new zero-emission models. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
623 An Olympic year always spurs his interest. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
624 He never did get over Trigger. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
625 Rodeos ain't what they used to be! 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
626 Says he named her Pommela 1.3161 0.04399 193 147 31 15
627 He says that thing will get him to Paris. Mine hardly gets me to Lubbock. 1.3158 0.05233 152 119 18 15
628 Sure, he's a good rider, but I don't see how that's going to help us much. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
629 I'll give a 9.5 on a well-executed routine but can he lasso dance? 1.3158 0.04510 190 146 28 16
630 His parents sent him to a private school. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
631 He's never heard a discouraging word. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
632 We found him on Indeed. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
633 I told Tex to bring his palomino horse,not his pommel horse. 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
634 He's the future. Good Lordy, help us all. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
635 There he is. The only cowboy who's never been bucked. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
636 Next, the uneven horses! 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
637 The new trainee seems…motivated. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
638 Disqualified. Cowboys don’t mount from the right. 1.3143 0.05467 140 110 16 14
639 I don't think he understood when you told us to get ready to grab the gold. 1.3143 0.04716 175 135 25 15
640 Dusty says the future is in gymnastics. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
641 Hemorrhoids? 1.3143 0.04853 175 137 21 17
642 He's going nowhere fast. 1.3143 0.04121 175 127 41 7
643 I’m deducting points for the missing cows. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
644 The committee wondered about Dallas hosting the Summer Olympics. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
645 Sure,he saves a little on hay and can mount and dismount from 10 feet,but he can’t outrun the posse any more. 1.3140 0.04845 172 134 22 16
646 Trick ridin' ain't what it used to be! 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
647 His horse is in the shop. 1.3137 0.04396 153 111 36 6
648 One of these days it will be O.K. at the corral. 1.3135 0.04529 185 142 28 15
649 He's been spending too much time at the bars. 1.3134 0.04327 201 154 31 16
650 It was a good trade. No veterinarian bills and he's in great shape." 1.3134 0.04210 201 152 35 14
651 I think he’s onto something’ 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
652 The horse ain't good for much, but I do appreciate a great dismount. 1.3122 0.03973 205 152 42 11
653 Needless to say, Roy will be Ubering back to the ranch. 1.3121 0.05100 157 123 19 15
654 Ain’t been a Pommel born Clive couldn’t bust. 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
655 I told you AI couldn’t take the illustrator’s job. 1.3117 0.05090 154 120 20 14
656 What does he want, a medal? 1.3116 0.04295 199 152 32 15
657 He’s training to be a sidekick. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
658 He’s gonna have some achy, breaky arms in the morning. 1.3112 0.04280 196 149 33 14
659 I guess some people take longer to get back in the saddle than others 1.3111 0.04116 180 132 40 8
660 We are the worst damn horse traders. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
661 Palomino, my ass. 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
662 He's been at it all day. Calls the thing Trigger. 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
663 And you don't even have to feed it! 1.3105 0.04111 190 141 39 10
664 Don't take this the wrong way but I think he has excellent form. 1.3105 0.04560 190 148 25 17
665 He gets bonus points for keeping his hat on 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
666 He's still angry about 1980 when that Soviet judge gave him a seven. 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
667 One thing for sure is he can't ride off into the sunset with it. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
668 Not what I had in mind when he said he was ‘going for gold out west’ 1.3103 0.04174 203 154 35 14
669 When he said "dismount", I thought he was just from New Jersey 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
670 I think I'm gonna stick with my ol' grass-guzzler 1.3099 0.05491 142 113 14 15
671 Gets motion sickness, I heard 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
672 I'd like to see him do that on a real live horse. 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
673 It’s really all about the dismount. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
674 A 10 in a 10 gallon hat 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
675 Not bad for a fella who herds saw horses. 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
676 We might as well just go without him. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
677 I reckon we’ll need to deduct points for the boots. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
678 He’s also a fitness influencer now 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
679 You're right - this ain't your grandfather's rodeo! 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
680 He said his name's Jim Nast 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
681 To my eye that's only a 4.5 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
682 Next, he's gonna pull up to the bar. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
683 I’d like to see him stick a landing from a bronco. 1.3073 0.04270 192 146 33 13
684 I don't have the heart to tell him that the Olympics aren't being held in Paris, Texas. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
685 In my day, you didn't dare dismount unless you actually had a mount. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
686 At least he didn't start with a cartwheel this time. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
687 Ain't no hope for this cowboy. First his rocking horse...now this. 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
688 Do you think he knows it's not a real horse? 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
689 Sadly, it is allergies that keep him from the rodeo circuit. 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
690 My iPhone auto corrected "palomino" to "pommel." 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
691 Pity ole Jim can't get back in the saddle 1.3060 0.04481 183 141 28 14
692 Let’s see him try that when it’s moving. 1.3060 0.04275 183 138 34 11
693 Beats the rocking horse he was riding last week. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
694 His other horse is at the vet. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
695 Impressive, but can he stick the landing? 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
696 Unfortunately, he’ll never ride off into the sunset. 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
697 He thinks he needs to cross train. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
698 10.0 fer style, but 0.0 fer cow herdin'. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
699 Jesse's gonna kill him when he finds out he traded Old Paint for that. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
700 He's been trying to break it in for weeks, it just won't move 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
701 Ain’t got no horse sense at all! 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
702 At first, he switched to non-alcoholic beer, and now look at him... 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
703 Amazon. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
704 Look, his resume said he could work a horse. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
705 Scissoring in chaps is extremely difficult; trust me on that.” 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
706 Does he have to dismount like that every time? 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
707 That’s good, but let’s see how he does with roping. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
708 Always on his high horse, isn’t he? 1.3046 0.05231 151 120 16 15
709 We work 'em pretty hard before they move on to the real thing. 1.3043 0.04040 184 136 40 8
710 Who's gonna tell him....? 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
711 One day he'll get the swing of it. 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
712 That's him. Baddest abs in the West" 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
713 Palomino, pommel horse, I can see where he misunderstood. 1.3039 0.04302 181 137 33 11
714 No self-respecting horse will put up with that nonsense." 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
715 He's our Brokeback Gymnast 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
716 New feller. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
717 Yes, but does he know the front from the rear? 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
718 Things were never the same after Billy the Kid went vegan. 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
719 "Rodeos just aren't the same since OSHA got involved. 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
720 He may be good, but he's not going anywhere. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
721 He just fell off a few minutes ago but God Bless ‘em, he got right back on! 1.3027 0.04438 185 143 28 14
722 No shoein', no feedin' and you can climb up from either side. On the other hand..... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
723 I told you: read the fine print. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
724 He’s been out here for weeks. The dismount ain’t been invented yet. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
725 He says it’s a pommelino. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
726 These city folks come down and spend thousands for the authentic cowboy experience 😂 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
727 I’d rather stick to prospecting, but he swears this is a faster route to gold. 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
728 Relax...he's just horsin' around. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
729 Voice recognition on Amazon has a few bugs to fix before I start using it. 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
730 Reckon he knows the Olympics are in Paris, France, not Paris, Texas? 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
731 A solid 7.5 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
732 He's not quite ready for a real horse, but at least he's off his rocker. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
733 3 days he’s been at that, never did tell him how to dismount” 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
734 I give him a ten for technique, but a zero for reality. 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
735 His other horse is a mustang. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
736 Dry January 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
737 The website just said horse school. . . . 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
738 It's your turn to spot him! 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
739 Well, I guess he found the horse with no name. 1.3008 0.05441 133 105 16 12
740 Not that there is anything wrong with that. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
741 OK, yeah, showy, but it ain't going nowhere. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
742 He's horsing around, but not in a good way. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
743 That's what happens when seldom is heard a discouraging word. 1.3000 0.05072 150 118 19 13
744 He’s learning to ride side saddle. 1.3000 0.03939 210 159 39 12
745 I reckon a horse is a horse. Of course, of course. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
746 Looks like they finally opened that dispensary in town. 1.3000 0.04284 190 146 31 13
747 He said the horse has no name 1.3000 0.04519 180 140 26 14
748 He drove Silver crazy. 1.3000 0.04096 150 108 39 3
749 Yeah, it’s fuel efficient, but wait ‘til he tries to ride off into the sunset. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
750 Sez he missed just the one time. Sang falsetto for a full week. 1.2995 0.04396 187 145 28 14
751 Don't have the heart to tell him there's no pommel horse rodeos. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
752 Since the sun is up now, I think it's time to tell Bart that's not his horse. 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
753 Rodeo 101. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
754 Looks like they got his online order mixed up, but you know what, he might just keep it. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
755 It all started when he started courtin' that Nadia Comanche... 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
756 But can he herd cattle... 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
757 Didn't we say a Palomino horse? 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
758 He has been trying to perfect his dismount. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
759 He doesn't cover much territory, but he has the best dismount west of the Mississippi. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
760 Sure - he’s in great shape - but even his horse has left him. 1.2984 0.04328 191 148 29 14
761 Ya no he has always used alternative forms of transportation. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
762 Looks like he’ll get a 10 on his dismount. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
763 This is better than his rocking horse stage. 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
764 Well, he ain't covering much ground, but it's cheap to feed. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
765 He works from home. 1.2977 0.05385 131 103 17 11
766 . . . and the horse he rode in on. 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
767 He says he wants us to judge him but not judge him. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
768 Is Roy the best herder I've ever seen? No. But is he the best dang gymnast west of the Mississippi River? Also no. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
769 His wife's much better. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
770 I don't care if he is wearing boots. I'm taking off .2 for his flexed feet. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
771 It's gonna be awhile 'fore he reaches Laramie, is all I'm sayin'. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
772 Should we sidle up to him now? Or let him finish with that pommel horse? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
773 Our feed bill is down 40%. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
774 Wish he’d get off his high horse 1.2965 0.04436 172 132 29 11
775 I ain't gonna shoot him, but I just might pommel him. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
776 I reckon he's from the Pommel Ranch. 1.2963 0.04420 189 148 26 15
777 No more sore ass," he said 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
778 Carl, I don't think this is what your wife meant when she said she wanted you to be more flexible. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
779 Buck always said they ain't no hoss 'n' he cain't ride. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
780 The rodeo said no. He's in denial. 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
781 Oh he's got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
782 The cow pies give a whole new meaning to "sticking the landing'. 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
783 Poor Slim, ever since he landed on his head he's been calling that contraption a horse. 1.2958 0.05173 142 112 18 12
784 Sure, he's good, but dang it, it just ain't right. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
785 He *says* it’s cross-training. 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
786 He's the best pommel horse breaker in the West. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
787 His other horse gives him saddle sores. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
788 Could be worse. He was thinking of taking up synchronized swimming. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
789 Broke back mounting 1.2952 0.04701 166 130 23 13
790 If the sun don't kill him, the score from the Russian Federation judge surely will. 1.2952 0.04701 166 130 23 13
791 Careful! I think he's just here for the gold. 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
792 Wait, you’ll hear him complaining about his Charley horse as soon as he dismounts. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
793 Breaking those pommel horses is tough 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
794 Reckon it’s his first rodeo? 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
795 His real horse ran away. 1.2941 0.04057 170 126 38 6
796 Everytime he does this I want to pommel him. 1.2935 0.04339 201 159 25 17
797 He never had an actual horse that would let him do that. 1.2935 0.04432 184 144 26 14
798 All his previous horses skipped town first chance they got... can't say I blame 'em l 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
799 He's convinced it's the next pickleball. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
800 Anyone can stick a dismount when the horse doesn't move. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
801 I hired him because he said he was good on horses… 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
802 Why does he keep saying, whoa big fellah? 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
803 But how is he going to get back to town? 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
804 I think we need to find a new staffing firm. 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
805 Did we tell him to bring his own horse? 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
806 He hasn't been the same since he drank too much at the uneven bar. 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
807 How did he get here? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
808 Yeah, he grew up on a pommel horse farm. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
809 Dadburned gym’s always packed this time of year. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
810 He hasn't been the same since the accident at the rodeo. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
811 He's saving a fortune on hay. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
812 I don’t think the West is ready for AI 1.2919 0.04877 161 128 19 14
813 Did that cactus taste funny to you? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
814 If he fells and we take a picture from this angle, we can call it "Broke back, and mountains" 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
815 « Hey shorty, how come our horses don’t come with handles « 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
816 Clearly, this is his first rodeo. 1.2917 0.03896 192 144 40 8
817 Every time I tell him to get off he just gets right back on again. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
818 If I had to guess I'd say he was out here looking for silver. at best. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
819 I reckon the sheriff’s idea of horsing around ain’t what it used to be 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
820 I just wish we could all warm up at the same time 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
821 Worse than that, when he rides the range he sits on his stove. 1.2909 0.04788 165 131 20 14
822 You should see his routine on top of the hitching posts! 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
823 Quit horsin’ around! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
824 We'll flip a coin to see which one of us gives twinkle toes a ride back to the bunkhouse. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
825 I'm tired to this. Let's head over to the Uneven Bars for a beer." 1.2901 0.04771 162 128 21 13
826 It started when they named him Gym 1.2901 0.04771 162 128 21 13
827 Quickest dismount in the West. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
828 Should we tell him he's facing the horse's ass? 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
829 Humor him; he thinks the Olympics are in Paris, Texas. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
830 He was disqualified from the Olympics, on account of the spurs. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
831 “At this rate the round-up is going to take a hell of a long time.” 1.2898 0.04566 176 139 23 14
832 is that a new rodeo event? 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
833 He's calling it cowisthenics. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
834 Of course he falls off of a live horse 1.2895 0.04995 152 121 18 13
835 His swings are more fluid without the spurs. 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
836 I wish he would stop horsing around 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
837 Always knew he was a different kinda breed. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
838 He was a gymnast before retiring to Arizona. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
839 You don't get 100,000 TikTok followers roping calves. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
840 That looks easy with a horse that don’t buck. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
841 …another Texas politician… 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
842 Seems like the horse is making him do most of the work. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
843 I hear tell you don't even have to feed it. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
844 Let's just saddle up, and don't look back. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
845 Reckon Earls been watching Simon Biles again. 1.2883 0.04745 163 129 21 13
846 He says it’s one of those new ultra low emission horses 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
847 Worse, he spells his name - GYM. 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
848 Well Roy - It all hangs on the dismount 1.2881 0.04472 177 139 25 13
849 This is what happens if you are imprecise with Amazon. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
850 And Ol’ Paint is happier too now, so win-win. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
851 We call him the apparatus whisperer. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
852 He can make it stay there, but he'll never make it drink. 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
853 He’s been trying to get to El Paso for months. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
854 Seems Jed didn’t get what I meant by needing a good sidekick. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
855 Well, he did say he'd bring his own horse. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
856 Six weeks since he fell off his horse,and he still has to practice getting back on. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
857 Just wait till he gets on one that moves . 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
858 Its a hobby--,horse. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
859 Well, I thought I came to see a man about a horse. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
860 In the end, it all comes down to the same question: can he land the dismount? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
861 Yessir, best floor horse double scissor flair to handstand dismount west of the Rockies. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
862 Just don't have the heart to tell him Trigger's not comin' back. 1.2866 0.04046 157 116 37 4
863 Yup, it's Larry's first rodeo. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
864 ...from New York 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
865 Now that’s impressive! His hat never moves. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
866 He said her name is Pommel. Best horse he's ever ridden. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
867 Because,out here,he seldom hears a discouraging word. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
868 It's not that impressive unless he can stick the dismount. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
869 It's a post Brokeback world 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
870 On the plus side you never have to feed it 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
871 It is the only horse he can stay on. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
872 Not what I meant by“you gotta get back on the horse,” but close enough. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
873 They don't call it a 'dude ranch' fer nuthin'. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
874 He's practicing for the perfect dismount. 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
875 He can say Yee-ha all he wants, that dog won’t bark. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
876 You should see him rope 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
877 His resume was misleading. 1.2838 0.05077 148 119 16 13
878 First rodeo? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
879 Dang it, Jed, I am plum transfixed by his graceful manoeuvres, foreign though they may be. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
880 'Fair 'nuff Merle, those Wranglers may be snug, but y'aint foolin' 'bout their full range of movement.' 1.2835 0.05578 127 103 12 12
881 He got fired from the bank, too - they ain't never gonna forgive him for his 'vault event.' 1.2833 0.05574 120 96 14 10
882 He really needs to stick the dismount ! 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
883 He prefers gender neutral horses. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
884 He stole that routine! Damn horse thief. 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
885 I think we're supposed to be scoring this. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
886 Tex has always been our best at breakin’ em in. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
887 At least his horse doesn't need water. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
888 Remember-what happens on The Range, stays on The Range... 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
889 There goes Dave again, always thinkin’ outside the box. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
890 I though he said his horses name was Rommel." 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
891 You put butter on the seat again, didn't you? 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
892 There’s more than one way to get gold in these hills. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
893 I think he heard round off when I said round up. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
894 He gives being a cowboy a bit of je ne sais quoi . 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
895 ...and his girlfriend is an inflatable doll. 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
896 Just wait. There's a reason they're called chaps. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
897 Watch! His dismount is a 10! 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
898 Sure, his mount and dismount are impressive, but I still don't think he is going to be a good fit riding the range with the other cowboys. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
899 Last I heard, the next ones are gonna be electric 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
900 He said he was a horse-champion, so, I thought he could cowboy. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
901 Here comes the dismount. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
902 That'll teach him not to order a horse online! 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
903 He used to perform on his horse, but it never knew when to duck. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
904 I don’t stable pommels myself, but watching Billy ride one’s got me rethinking some things. 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
905 He didn't lie. He is pretty good on a horse 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
906 Wait'll you see what he can do on the hobby horse! 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
907 You know, pardner, I bet Annie Proulx is gonna turn this into one helluva story about contemporary masculinity. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
908 All hat, no horse. 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
909 It's the AI version. Wait til you see the new cattle. 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
910 He said he wanted a cheap one, so went to Walmart. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
911 He ain’t gunna make it to Sundance before sundown. Of this day or any other. 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
912 Before we shoot him, let’s see if he sticks the landing. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
913 When the announced the 2024 Summer Olympics for Paris, he assumed they meant Paris, Texas. 1.2807 0.05912 114 93 10 11
914 Remember the old days when we used real horses? 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
915 Yeah he's good on old Trigger but he's lousy on the floor exercise. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
916 Yes, but think about the low maintenance. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
917 He seems to be stuck on the dismount 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
918 That there is Pommel Paul. When you ask him to draw, he gets out a pen and paper. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
919 It's an AI horse 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
920 No matter what he has tried that damn horse just won’t budge! 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
921 So the plan is he's gonna distract them while you and me sneak around back and steal everything they got. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
922 With practice, he won't be kicking a horse's head and dismounting into the water trough anymore. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
923 He doesn’t get along with other horses. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
924 I guess it beats his floor routine with the hobby horse. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
925 His core strength is unbelievable. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
926 Let’s see if he sticks the landing. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
927 He’s really pummeling that poor horse. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
928 When he's done, I'm sending it to the glue factory. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
929 It all started when he named his first horse, 'pommel'. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
930 How did Death Valley even secure the Olympic host bid? 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
931 The gym says he's a horse thief. 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
932 His cattle punchin’ skills are mainly theoretical. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
933 He’s trying to break it. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
934 I'm giving him a . 2 deduction just for being an idiot. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
935 Made by Peloton, you say? 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
936 Another sidewinder trying to gentrify the neighborhood. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
937 Of course he's much better at this than the parallel bars. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
938 He said this is contribution to reducing carbon emissions! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
939 I’m still scratchin’ my head about how he got that thing all the way out here. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
940 This all started with saddle sores. 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
941 Claims he saves a bundle on feed and boarding. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
942 None of my business what kind of horse a cowboy prefers. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
943 Whee! There I go! 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
944 Well, I guess that's all you can expect when you order a horse on-line. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
945 I think the cactus is kicking in. 1.2775 0.04516 173 138 22 13
946 He asked for a side saddle. 1.2774 0.04803 155 124 19 12
947 He tired of the mechanical bull. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
948 He calls that one the lasso. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
949 This started when he heard Simone Biles was the new sheriff in town. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
950 What's the point? He still falls off. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
951 He’s a pandemic kid. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
952 Well, he ordered it on Amazon and didn't want to return it. 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
953 Trigger hasn't been the same since he lost his head and tail. But Roy still loves him. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
954 Poor Cal - been suffrin' from Restless Leg Syndrome and can't seem to shake it. 1.2763 0.04778 152 121 20 11
955 he's new here. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
956 The rodeo sure ain’t what it used to be. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
957 Jerry found his horse on Facebook Marketplace. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
958 Because every Cowboy needs a gymnastics side hustle 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
959 Well, this is his first rodeo. He’ll get it…eventually. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
960 Zeek's not right no more, is he? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
961 That's Simone Biles uncle, once removed. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
962 Have you ever rode a Twinkie before? 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
963 It all started with Lil Nas X. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
964 He’s auditioning for a part in Blazing Straddles. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
965 I hear it ruins the real thing fer ya. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
966 He ain't pointing his toes. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
967 He finally found a horse he could ride. 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
968 He's learning how to mount and dismount. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
969 If only he put in half as much time on the floor exercise." 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
970 A horse is a horse, of course. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
971 Looks good, but he still failed his cattle driving test. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
972 The spurs are a bit of a sticking point. 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
973 Yeah, he's got some tricks. But let's wait 'til we see his dismount. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
974 They say he's the "YMCA" cowboy. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
975 EASY RIDER ! 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
976 I don’t think he understands how the rodeo works. 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
977 First impossible meat and now this? 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
978 This is why you can’t learn cowboy in the simulator. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
979 I hope this horse can break in that wild cowboy! 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
980 You won't be laughing if he nails the dismount. 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
981 I guess his regular horse won’t let him do that. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
982 The things that guy will do to show off his new cowboy boots. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
983 I hired him because he said he had experience with horses. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
984 After the side-saddle scissors, he'll finish with the Texas two-step dismount. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
985 Nobody breaks in a new horse better than him. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
986 'Yeah it's performance art, deconstructed cowboy " 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
987 There's gold, silver or bronze in them thar hills. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
988 You mount it and dismount it like a regular horse, but the similarities pretty much end there. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
989 He trained back east. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
990 I don't know who that stranger is, all I know is that I'm rooting for him to stick the landing 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
991 We’ve found visualization is an excellent mental rehearsal technique for our new cowpokes. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
992 Those city folk just don't get horseback riding 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
993 What makes even less sense is his skill on the balance beam. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
994 It all hangs on his dismount. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
995 He says it’s the only horse that doesn’t bother his hemorrhoids. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
996 His resumé said he was a great horse man and I reckon he weren’t lyin’. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
997 He's never gotten over the Russian judge 1.2716 0.04552 162 129 22 11
998 I keep telling him to quit messin’ around and learn how to nail that dismount. 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
999 If he sticks the dismount then we let it ride. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1000 That’s my Fancy Cousin, he’s from Austin. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1001 You tell him that's not what we meant when we said we were going for the gold. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1002 Yeah,but how’s his ropin’? 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
1003 It’s all about the dismount! 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1004 He’s going places, that one. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1005 He's been like this ever since his other horse died. 1.2703 0.04134 148 112 32 4
1006 You can take the Cowboy out of the Olympics, but you can’t take the Olympics out of the Cowboy! 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1007 What do you figger you get, exactly, if you breed a mustang with a pommel horse? 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
1008 Don't turn around, I need to change into my leotard for the floor routine. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1009 May be the quickest way to Paris. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1010 Tex puts on a good show, but he's all saddle and no cattle. Not to mention the horse. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1011 He's Fancy alright, but it ain't gonna get him nowhere. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1012 9.7 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1013 It's HR mandated. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1014 I reckon he's just another suburban cowboy. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1015 His other horse stepped on his foot. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1016 Next we get tumbling tumbleweed 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
1017 Somebody should tell him. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1018 They say he also rides the range in his kitchen, and has the spiral scars to prove it. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1019 Impressive. But I'll wager a heifer he don't stick the landing. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1020 Go ahead 'n laugh, but them feet ain't never failed yet to point toward water. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1021 Don’t give a score, it only encourages him. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1022 It’s not the horse he rode in on. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1023 If he can do a rear scissor 1/2 through handstand without his gun going off, he's got you beat Charlie. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1024 WRONG HORSE!!! 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1025 yeah,but can he rope? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1026 This is the only way I can get my boots off. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1027 He's pointing to El Paso, but he'll never get there on that nag. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1028 Ya, he just doesn't seem to be as crisp as he was in his earlier years... 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
1029 I don’t care how many times he mounts it, that horse ain’t taking him anywhere 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
1030 He's a grown man and he's not hurting anyone, so who am I to judge? 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1031 no bull! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1032 Believe it or not, he’s been through the desert on that thing. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1033 Bill knew he would never be faster on the draw than the other cowboys, but he could become faster on the mount. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1034 Let’s see him do the parallel bars and floor exercise in those boots. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1035 Well, you did ask HR to hire a horse expert... 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1036 Now, yer pommel horse is a whole different breed. Watch Clem on this dismount. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1037 Alright then, if he sticks the dismount, he’ll do. 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1038 He's getting ready to dismount. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1039 Just what did you write in that "Help Wanted" ad, Clem? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1040 Easterner. He keeps dismounting on the wrong side. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1041 Dangit, Jessup, we’ve got fences to mend! Never should’ve introduced him to Maslow’s Hierarchy. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1042 I think he’s overqualified 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1043 Just wait until he tries that on a real horse! 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1044 At least he doesn't have to feed it. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1045 Yeah, it ain't perfect but doing it with spurs does get him extra points. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
1046 “These stunt wranglers are killing our image.” 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
1047 The buck stops here! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1048 Not my idea of going for the gold. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1049 City slickers shure do git their horse breeds mixed up. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1050 He wants to avoid another disappointing 6 from the Montana judge. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1051 He doesn't wear his tights when he's practicing. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1052 How does he tell the head from the tail? 1.2672 0.04173 131 98 31 2
1053 Nothin’s been the same since Brokeback. 1.2671 0.04984 146 119 15 12
1054 Winds are pretty strong outa' the west today! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1055 His dismount should be fun without the hay bales there 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1056 Getting nowhere fast! 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1057 Locals call him the Tone Ranger. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1058 I don't know, I just don't know 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1059 Poor guy he is allergic to horses. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1060 I knew he was back on the horse after the parallel bars last night. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1061 That there’s the Pommel Horse Kid – fastest double scissors in the West! 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1062 You'd be surprised how many times it has bucked him! 1.2663 0.04239 169 133 27 9
1063 Apparently, it's easier to lead to water and make it drink... 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1064 We'll fix it in post 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1065 He hasn’t really been the same since she told him he wasn’t cowboy enough. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1066 He might stick the landing but the cattle still wandered off 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1067 Nice enough fella, but I'm thinking he's all-hat and no-horse 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1068 Yeah, that's great, but can he lasso a stray with his feet? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1069 He is re-vaulting. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1070 I wish we knew how to quit him. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1071 He’s allergic to real horses 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1072 And this will help us drive more cattle, how? 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1073 We got into a heated debate, he accused me of mental gymnastics, and now here we are. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1074 He's never been the same since Mr.Ed died 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1075 Seeing as cow rustling isn’t going to be in the Olympics this year… 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1076 They say he's a humdinger on the parallel bars too. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1077 The spurs really up the difficulty on his scissor element. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1078 I would like to see him try that on a horse with four legs. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1079 Like that young filly sez, hips don’t lie. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1080 He needs to come off his high horse! 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
1081 They say he came out looking for gold. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1082 Don't say pommel. He calls it Trigger. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1083 I should've never hired a Rhinestone Cowboy. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1084 You brought a gymnast to a gun fight? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1085 Taming the wild pommel horse 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1086 I’m truly amazed by how well he’s trained his horse. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
1087 He got a perfect 10 in the Olympics but he ain’t worth a damn in a shootout. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
1088 Well it’s a sure bet neither of us can do that. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1089 He wants us to call him 'The Swinging Cowboy.' 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1090 He’s wore that poor nag down to where they ain’t hardly nothin’ left! 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1091 That’s what happens when you order your horse on Amazon… 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1092 ridin horses all day made me realize I have no upper body strength 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
1093 The Comanches are Better than that on Real Horses 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1094 We need to find him a new hobby 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1095 Now don't stirrup any trouble, he'll pummel us. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
1096 Hobby rancher 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1097 That’s way beyond a horse of a different color. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1098 I guess he forgot to look that gift horse in the mouth. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1099 Fastest dismount in the West. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1100 I'll give him a 10 if he can stick the landing. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1101 That Olympic Gold Medal has really gone to his head, but it is really slowing down our cattle drive. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1102 Fifty dollars says he'll stick the landing this time. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1103 Beats me. Something about Paris in the summer. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1104 He said he's good on a horse 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1105 Still working out those AI kinks. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1106 I don't know how he keeps his hat on through all that. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1107 …and he calls it “Trigger”! 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1108 kjkj 1.2623 0.05435 122 100 12 10
1109 Seems it’s all down to a gal name of Alexa! 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
1110 Things just ain't been the same since those PETA boys showed up down here.... 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1111 I told him he has to get in shape before he can have a real one. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1112 I know, but it's his first rodeo. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1113 Aint no use pommeling a dead horse 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1114 Ol' Paint hates this guy when he rides him. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1115 No, you’re next. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1116 Guess Earl’s gonna find gold one way or another. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1117 It was either this or a mechanical bull. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1118 Gotta admit the man can stick a dismount. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1119 I dare say that horse'll break HIM before he's through. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1120 Turns out, that was the hitch in his giddy-up. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1121 He’s all hat and no saddle. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1122 Said her name is Pommel, but ain't like no horse I seen. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1123 Artificial Equestrience 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1124 So, yeah, it doesn't go anywhere. But on the plus side, you never have to muck out the stall. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
1125 You don't have to feed it, but it won't get you anywhere. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1126 Do you want to tell him or should I? 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1127 Jake, You gotta be better at writ’n those job description’s! 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
1128 And I thought Pommel was the name of his horse. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1129 That there cowpoke is probably the best horseman in Wyoming! 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1130 Yep. That's what happens when you stop wearing spurs. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1131 So far I haven't been able to get him on a real horse 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1132 His horse couldn't take it anymore. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1133 Good it don't eat. My horse just got the last bit of grass out here. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1134 He says he's still working on his dismount. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1135 His horse complained about his dismounts. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1136 Well, it IS an Olympics year. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1137 I said “pummel him”! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1138 Hemorrhoids flaring up again? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1139 Yup, pretty sure he's not from these parts: says his horse's name is Pommel. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1140 His last pardner was a sawhorse. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1141 Pilates has been incredible for his core. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1142 I have to admit, my horse loves his dismount. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1143 It helps with the chafing. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1144 Didn't know he could ride bareback. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1145 Wait 'til he tries that Fancy Dan dismount on a real horse. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1146 Too much coffee, again. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1147 Don’t think he’s from around these parts. 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1148 All hat and a fake horse. Typical tenderfoot. 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1149 He don't get much work done and that's the ugliest horse I ever saw. But he sure gets off of it real purdy. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1150 What do you expect? He's a vegetarian. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1151 I was once in an uneven bar fight with him. 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1152 Shouldn't that horse have two more legs? 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1153 It is a might strange, Hank. That horse ain't got but one pommel. 1.2593 0.04427 162 130 22 10
1154 Mary Lou Retton he ain’t 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1155 Sheriff caught him red handed pummelling his horse, so I reckon it’s a fair sentence. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1156 That horse have a name? 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
1157 Don’t think he’ll stick his dismount without his spurs. 1.2586 0.04441 174 142 19 13
1158 Welcome to the Mild West. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1159 I know I said bank vault 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1160 It's not pretty, but it's a whole lot cheaper than a live horse. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1161 It's the Biles in him 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1162 It's a nice horse, but it won't take you very far. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1163 All dismount and no tie-down. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1164 He got it on Ebay and is trying to figure out how to ride it. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1165 You should see him bobsled 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1166 If'n you ask me, he needs to be gettin' off his high horse and be workin' more on his parallel bars and floor exercise. 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
1167 The weird thing is he tells himself to giddyup. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1168 I hear he’s doing Dry January. 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
1169 There hasn't been a horse he couldn't tame 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1170 His resume said 'skilled horseman.' 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
1171 "I'd give the routine about an eight. But. his hat's a solid ten. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1172 Little did they know, it was his second rodeo. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1173 I don't have the heart to tell him it's just a piece of gym equipment. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1174 That’s all fine and good but let’s see how he does with the rings. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1175 Clem hasn’t been the same ever since his horse died. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1176 We'll attach a head and a tail after he gets more confident. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1177 Think he’ll be heading to the Merry-go-round next? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1178 He could never do that wearing spurs. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1179 His letter said “Have horse, will travel.” Maybe we should have asked for more details. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1180 Easy to feed, but range is short. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1181 Not bad, but can he do the rings? 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
1182 I reckon he traded his one-trick pony for a one-pommel horse. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1183 Charles Darwin would have a field day with this. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1184 Who is gonna break it to Tex that the Olympic Games are in Paris,France? 1.2569 0.06030 109 92 6 11
1185 The last landing he stuck was on a cactus. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1186 He thinks his horse is better, but I say it’s a one-trick pony. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1187 Yeah, but he never sticks the landing. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1188 Quiet, the tumbleweed routine is next! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1189 Let’s see how spritely he feels when he takes it over the pass. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1190 He can swing his hips, but can he ride off into the sunset? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1191 Since that fall, I don’t know if Bill will ever get back in the saddle. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1192 It’s his 7th midlife crisis! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1193 Well will you look at that. A 1080 Russian Wendeswing. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1194 He claims that a horse is a horse. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1195 He just now worked up the courage, after the last pommel horse bucked him. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1196 Humor him. Trigger ran away. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1197 Paris, France! Paris, France! 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1198 Clem never seems to pick the right horse. Anyhow, his dismount is usually dang good". 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1199 Getting rid of the spurs has really upped his game! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1200 Should we tell him no one's judging our dismounts? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1201 Don’t tell him that’s not his horse. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1202 How long you figure ‘fore we tell him? 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
1203 He moved here from LA during the pandemic. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1204 He calls himself a swinger! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1205 Well, he's a Yankee! 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1206 Sure, his moves are impressive but his horse ain’t good for much! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1207 Far as I know, it ain't got no name. 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
1208 Best part is you can be out all day and never get saddle sores. 1.2556 0.04103 180 144 26 10
1209 Does he really think he’s going somewhere? 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1210 Uh oh, he’s got the fever. The fever for gold. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
1211 Someone tell him we are actually going to Paris, TX 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1212 It's not dressage, but he's still on the Olympic team. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1213 He looks good, but we ain't getting way from the sheriff's posse that way. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1214 Sure, but can he do it in spandex? 1.2552 0.04773 145 118 17 10
1215 Yeah,it's impressive,but he's crap at cutting anybody off at the pass. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1216 Looks like gold is what he's after. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1217 Paris 2024 can't come soon enough. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1218 He also can't remember his name. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1219 That is the problem of getting an A in theory and not attending practical classes. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1220 It's a new 6 weeks program for folks caught with RUI (Riding under Influence) 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1221 THIS MUST BE HIS FIRST RODEO 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
1222 His horse won’t let him back on until he can nail the dismount. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1223 He hasn’t been the same since Nadia Comaneci 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
1224 When his resume said "skilled with horses", this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1225 HR said this is now mandatory training. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1226 That explains why he's NOT WANTED in fourteen states. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1227 We don’t have any other prospects but let’s see if he nails the dismount. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1228 It's high noon. Time for Spin class on the stationary horse. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1229 Well, you don't have to shoe it. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1230 I think he’s ready for the mechanical bull. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1231 I've told you, Jim! Hiring the ex-PE teacher was a bad idea! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1232 Well, partner, I reckon that's one way to get gold. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1233 He came out west looking for gold 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1234 His routine is pretty basic but his dismount is spectacular. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1235 The elevation on his dismount is to die for. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1236 I’ll wait for the dismount So far it is a perfect 10 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1237 He has a fancy dismount but is really slowing us down. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1238 That's Mr. Biles. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1239 It’s his first rodeo. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1240 He calls it a "pommelmino". 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1241 He dared me to meet him here at high noon and said he'd show me a good pummeling. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1242 Just have to break her in. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1243 You really can’t take the gymnast out of the cowboy. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1244 HE'S GONE THROUGH THE DESERT WITH A HORSE WITH NO NAME. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1245 It all started in middle school when this young cowboy changed his spelling from Jim-Boy to Gym-Boy. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1246 He’s a ten. Never been throwed; never fell oft. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1247 I told him he should get off his high horse. 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1248 Yeah, but for him, it's just a hobby... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1249 It seems less cruel 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1250 He named it Mister Phys Ed. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1251 Nope. 8.5 at best. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1252 These Canadian Mounties are always showing off. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1253 The really sad part is he's doing it to make his horse jealous. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1254 He’s the only one who can keep the pommel cows together 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1255 Yeah, I thought he meant training for the rodeo, too. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1256 Looks like you found a new sidekick. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1257 Personally, my best event is the parallel bars. I just crawl from one bar to the other. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1258 I told you. He's good on HIS horse. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1259 Well, leastways, he don’t have to worry about the feed bill… 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
1260 He won’t get far. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1261 I should have specified which horse to bring. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1262 Once he gets to his floor exercise, the whole act falls apart . 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1263 He's given up the rodeo circuit and is focusing on the 2028 Olympics. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1264 He got back on 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1265 I got next." 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1266 Kenny has never gotten over Dolores leaving him for the Newport gymnast!” 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1267 Dang, ol' Judd forgot which horse he was to come here on! 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1268 Cross-training. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1269 He’s the G.O.A.T. cause ain’t no cowboy nowhere ever done that. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1270 I keep telling 'm real cowboys don't ride side-saddle. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1271 The uneven bars is still his best event. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1272 When he said I’d be gettin pummeled at high noon, this ain’t what I figured. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1273 He always shows up with the wrong horse. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1274 If he sticks the dismount, he gets the deed to the ranch. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1275 Horse Play 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1276 They all look like that after he breaks 'em 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1277 So, this is how I die. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1278 Don’t worry, he’s just horsing around. 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
1279 Easterners. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1280 City boy! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1281 I explicitly said Palomino horse. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1282 Cowgirls may be taking over, but some things are still just for us men. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1283 Why would anyone want to pummel a horse? 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1284 Not his first rodeo! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1285 That horse has been trying to buck him off all morning. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1286 Good form, but all hat and no steed 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1287 Ever since his spurs dang near killed his hoss. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1288 Tex has gotten way better since 'Ol Surefoot ran off. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1289 His last dismount landed him in the cactus. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1290 He really pummels that horse! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1291 Some folks are just born to pommel. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1292 They call him Bronco Biles. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1293 Don't worry. He's not going anywhere... 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1294 The worst part is that he calls the friggin' thing a horse! 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1295 He said he could ride all day and never reach the end of his property line. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1296 I don't think this new guy is really working out. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1297 It takes years of practice to tame the wild pommel horse. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1298 This one horse town ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1299 He's getting better. Yesterday it threw him off ! 1.2500 0.06106 96 80 8 8
1300 Those animal rights people ruin everything! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1301 Wait for it…wait for it… 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1302 You should see his dismount. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1303 They call him the horse whisperer 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1304 He's not been the same since the accident. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1305 Wait til ya see his leotard 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1306 Maybe now he'll be able to get off his high horse. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1307 I just can't tell him he'll never make it to El Paso -- let alone Paris. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
1308 The feed bills were killing him. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1309 He won’t get anywhere on that thing. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1310 It’s a start. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1311 He told me it makes his spurs jingle-jangle-jingle. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1312 But we just don’t know if the name makes sense since no one in history has ever used a horse like this. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1313 It appears he's horsing around. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1314 Millenials are something else! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1315 He’s a little hard of hearing. I told him to rustle up a Palomino horse, not a Pommel horse 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1316 Don’t get mad at me, Zeek. He technically didn’t lie on his resume when he said he could mount and dismount a horse with confidence and poise. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1317 Tex is trying to learn side saddle. 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
1318 It 's going to be his first rodeo. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
1319 I just thought he was mispronouncing palomino. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1320 Watch him stick the dismount. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1321 Trigger bit him, so Roy traded him in. But I’d call this an overreaction. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1322 Must be a Brit they're the only ones that ride side-saddle 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1323 I told him for this job you need to be more agile on the horse. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1324 C'mon, let's go. This is going nowhere. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1325 They shoot cowboys who ride phony horses, don’t they? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1326 Well at least he doesn't have to feed it. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1327 I told that tenderfoot if he didn't toughen up, he'd get pummeled. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1328 For a horse that don’t move, he’s awful hard to ride. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1329 That's why he rides side-saddle. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1330 That there is Jim Nasticks. We don't let him near the real ones any more since he was kicked in the head. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1331 Clem, we are going to lose this rodeo. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1332 I think you posted a request to the wrong job board. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1333 He's pan-equestrian, I reckon. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1334 He's gettin' better, Dusty, but the dude's gotta stop with the 'Hi-Yo, Silver!' 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1335 I told him not to order a horse from Wish. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1336 Equestrian Pilates. Yup, all the rage in Kalispell. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1337 He got tired of the bull shit. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1338 Should someone tell him he’s in the wrong Paris? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1339 Figure he’s fixin to pommel his privates on that pony! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1340 I didn’t know it was ~that~ kind of rodeo… 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1341 Good sure,but the spurs always mess up his landing. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1342 That’s nothing. You should see him on the pommel bull. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1343 He won’t last 8 seconds! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1344 Buck's other ride is a yodeling Shetland pony. He was gonna saddle that up today, but it's a little hoarse. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1345 That’s what you get when you send your kid to boarding school. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1346 After this he goes to Jim's Saloon then across to Rosie's Cantina to do parallel bars. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1347 He makes it look so easy doesn't he? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1348 You’ll see a few of them do this for two weeks, and then never see it again for another four years. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1349 I'd pay good money to see him try that on Earthquake Earl. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1350 Look out when he goes, "ye-hah!" 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1351 Folks say he’s the fastest lunge in the west. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1352 Billy really does have a handle on that horse I'd say. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1353 I am seeing a slight wobble and his toes aren’t pointed, but I like his execution. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
1354 If the rest of the hands see this, I'm afraid old Clem's gonna get pommelled. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1355 You heard me say 'mechanical', right? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1356 He bet me he could break any horse. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1357 He says it’s our best chance at striking gold. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1358 He can’t poke a cow, but he sure can stick a landing.” 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1359 So far so good but let’s see if he sticks the dismount. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1360 Ain't much of a horse but he sure can ride! 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1361 He’s having a tougher time breaking this horse. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1362 Those Lululemon chaps work mighty fine. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1363 He's training for Urban Cowboy 2. 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1364 Well, he ain’t much for herding cattle, but my core has never been stronger 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1365 It’s part of our foreman’s diversity challenge. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1366 Stalkers 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1367 All the horses in his corral unionized then went on strike, so he consulted AI. He’s quite good but his cows have wandered off. 1.2459 0.05115 122 100 14 8
1368 And that's how you dismount a horse little lady. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1369 The fastest dismount in the west. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1370 Let’s go. He’ll never catch up with us on that horse. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1371 If I were judge, he’d get ten.” 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1372 Jed, I reckon that fella is from the Pommel Ranch 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1373 Gotta get that core work in one way or another 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1374 How the West Was Won: Russian Judge Edition 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1375 Everyone’s road to gold is different. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1376 But he still stumbles on the dismount. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1377 All I know is: if'n you score him less than an 8.9, he'll draw on you. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1378 Simone Biles inspires everyone. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
1379 Dreaming of #paris2024 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1380 Ever since his ol' mare bit the dust, Ed just ain't what he used to be 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1381 So far he’s only mastered getting off the horse. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1382 At least he no longer lives at home with us. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1383 You tell him there is no pommel horse in the rodeo! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1384 I’d be impressed if he can nail the dismount. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1385 At least he finally got over his hobby horse phase 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1386 Different horse,different course 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1387 I reckon that maybe someday they will name a skill after him:‘The Double Reverse No Way Jose’. 1.2441 0.05210 127 106 11 10
1388 He tried that on a real horse and it did not end well. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1389 I’d like to see him do that on a real horse. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1390 ``I asked for a cowboy, Frank. Not Simone Biles.'' 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1391 He told me he’s an expert horseman, I should have inquired further. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1392 He's named her Ginger. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1393 The core strength is incredible. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1394 The Horse With No Name 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1395 Get off your high horse and get over here 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1396 Isn't he a little too old for training wheels? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1397 They say he's the best water dowser this side of Loredo. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1398 You should see his floor routine! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1399 He heard PITA's going after rodeos! 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1400 Well, I hear tell, the horse doesn't have a name 1.2437 0.05197 119 98 13 8
1401 You call Jim nasty, and he'll pommel ya. 1.2436 0.04490 156 128 18 10
1402 When he said he dreamed of mounting a horse in the desert, this is not what I expected at all. 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1403 I thought he said his new horse was a Palomino! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1404 Just give him a 10 this time—or we’ll be stuck here forever. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1405 This one-horse-town hasn’t been the same since they lost the horse. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1406 He's trying to 'be the lasso' 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1407 He’s pretty skilled . . . hypothetically. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1408 He's going to get pommeled in Tombstone! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
1409 That's all well and good, but he stinks on cattle drives." 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1410 Get a load of the new federal agent. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1411 I ran through the desert with a horse with no mane…La la la la la la 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1412 His real horse just wouldn't put-up with it... 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1413 I hear it eats less hay. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1414 That's nothin'. You should see him rope a calf on the parallel bars. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1415 I guess a 7 or 8, but where are the sheep you were herding? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1416 He gets like this every four years. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1417 It’s kind of ironic that he walked here 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1418 He's trying to pick up a new skill to differentiate himself from all the other singing cowboys. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1419 After the dismount, I hear they have openings at the Plum Loco clinic up Laredo way 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1420 But will he stick the dismount 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1421 He wouldn’t listen — said he could get a better deal thru Amazon. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1422 It’s Bob’s first rodeo. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1423 It's even more impressive when you consider he's wearing jeans. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1424 Ya know Buck I always thought Pommel was a peculiar name for a horse! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1425 Sure, he's no use herdin' cattle. Can't rope for beans. But are his stride swings, hip counter turns and double leg circles impeccable? Hell yes. 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1426 If he gets an 8.5 or above he can go from a Pommel to a real horse 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1427 Let’s see him try that with spurs on 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1428 No one has the heart to tell him that a pommel horse can never be broken. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1429 His technique is good, but where will it take him? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1430 That’s Butch and his quarter horse. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1431 If he shouts Yippee-Ki-Yay on that pummel horse one more time… 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1432 Best single leg swing in the west. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1433 We should probably do a few situps before the duel. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1434 Don't sweat it. His floor routine is hogwash. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1435 He's all hat and no cattle." 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1436 He's one hell of a cowboy, but that pony of his ain't got no giddyup. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1437 Ten to one he’ll never break that horse. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1438 He spent a lot of time indoors during Covid. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1439 The future of our gang hangs in the balance 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1440 You can take the cowboy out of the gymnast.... 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
1441 Should we tell him?" "Nah ... let the kid have it. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1442 Well... I reckon it won't cost much to feed her. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1443 Hell, I know it's not what we expected... but I can't say I'm not impressed 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1444 Well I heard he comes from a one-horse town.... 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1445 Boy, he’s really pommeled old Dusty into submission. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1446 At the saloon - he always asks for parallel bars. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1447 At least he's not wearing a sequined leotard. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1448 Yup! He’s definitely got what it takes to be President. You bet! 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1449 That's the new manager showing us how to ride a horse. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1450 Doesn't compare to his cartwheel. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1451 Spent a thousand dollars buyin' what he thought was a palomino horse on eBay. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1452 He calls the breed a pommel horse. Very low maintenance, but won't get you where you're going. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1453 He says it don't take up much space and don't eat much. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1454 They say practice makes perfect. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1455 Hard to get into the 10s with those boots on... 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1456 You're lookin' at what they call 'ride from home.' 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1457 The old gray mare, she ain't gonna like this... 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1458 Wait’ll you see the side saddle dismount. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1459 Seriously, he's got nothing better to do? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1460 He claims that when someone sees a cowboy on a horse, all they do is look at the horse. But, whey someone sees a cowboy on a pommel horse, they look at the cowboy. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1461 Big moves, no cattle. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1462 Jim's still working on his learner's permit 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1463 He's trying to make it to Paris this year. Paris, Texas that is. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1464 He’s stronger with floor exercises. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1465 Someone didn't understand the assignment. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1466 I don’t know… These new breeds keep getting weirder and weirder. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1467 Yep, it takes years of dedication and hard work to succeed in this business. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1468 Dusty, will ya quite horsin' around? 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1469 I guess I had to be clearer about which kind to bring. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1470 The mechanical bull wasn’t available. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
1471 Bessie says wait to see his dismount... 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1472 He's gonna break it. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1473 You think this is impressive, you should see him on the Jim Balance Beam down at the saloon 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1474 They say it’s a process, Randy… the first step to getting back on the horse. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1475 He may be fit, but it ain’t proper. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1476 Always just falls off his horse - Practicing his dismounts 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1477 This is really not what I meant when I told him to get back in the saddle after his divorce... 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1478 Saw him here last year. Such beauty such style. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1479 I don't care if he took bronze in Beijing. If he doesn't get on his actual horse in the next five minutes, I'm shooting him. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1480 He's the best pommel-horse breaker in the territory! 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1481 Oh sure, but let’s seem him do it on a real horse. 1.2388 0.04875 134 111 14 9
1482 It's that new vegan dude ranch. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1483 He's an early adopter. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1484 You know - he's a cowboy. Paris Olympics 2024. Climate Change. - always ready for a challenge. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1485 We're diggin' for gold, but he's goin' for gold. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1486 When he said he lost the gold, he was talking about a medal? 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1487 The cows will be coming soon to see if he can stick the landing. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1488 It's his dismount I'm worried about. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1489 Mr. Quixote is starting spring training early this year. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1490 We’ve got to take points off for that dismount 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1491 I say, if he can play the guitar, we hire him. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1492 It's a prerequisite for barrel jumping. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1493 Yup, heat stroke 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1494 He says it took him to Tokyo in '21. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1495 Do you want to tell him his horse is dead? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1496 Keeps the coyotes away. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1497 City slicker. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
1498 He prefers bareback riding. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1499 Don’t ask, just clap and give him a 10. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1500 I guess he’s waiting for a recharging station to be installed out here. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1501 You can tell by his boots that he ain’t from around here. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1502 Talk ‘difficulty’ and ‘execution’ all you want.. If he can’t learn to land this dadgum dismount, we ain’t taking home the gold! 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1503 Because none of the real horses want to get kicked in the ears, that's why. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1504 Hey! Get off there. That’s where the deer and antelope play! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1505 The next event uses a carpenter’s horse. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1506 He's still trying to perfect his dismount. 1.2368 0.03819 152 119 30 3
1507 The judge gave him 10 for difficulty, and 15 for shooting Jimmy. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1508 Call that a horse? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1509 His name is James. But most folks just call him Gym. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1510 Getting ready for the Paris Texas Olympics 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1511 He thinks this years' Summer Olympics are in Paris, Texas. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1512 He said something about going to Paris in July. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1513 He prefers the concept of a horse 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1514 He's got the best dismount this side of the Pecos. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1515 When you fall off your horse so many times, might as well try to make it a competition. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1516 You should hear him ringing the cow bell! 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1517 Who's gonna tell him about the cattle drive? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1518 He gets like this every time the summer Olympics comes around. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1519 If it doesn’t buck, can you still be considered a buckaroo? 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1520 Definitely better than his floor routine.... 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1521 yep he insists on wearing the spurs. feels more manly. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1522 He’s also gluten-free and diary-free. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1523 I misread the resume. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1524 There goes Tex, horsing around again! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1525 I thought he meant mental gymnastics 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1526 Midstream,you say! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1527 Yeah, riding side saddle just wasn’t enough for him 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1528 Well, it IS a kind of horse... 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1529 You go next, Bart, I’m still digesting my beans. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1530 And I say he should start with single leg swings, then scissors, then double leg flairs, into Russian circles, and THEN his handstand dismount, Goldarnit! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1531 Hi-yo, Pommel! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1532 You did not need to learn this to ride horses with us 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1533 I think he's a greenhorn. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1534 That's what I thought, until I saw what he called the "dismount", and then saw his horse do the whole thing better! 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1535 I'm guessing a communications issue with his career counselor. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1536 Say what you like. Those Pommels don't get tired and they don't need water. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1537 Yeah yeah, very impressive. But can they stick the dismount? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1538 His horse don't eat much but it's mighty slow. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1539 This is the last time he’s invited to a horse ride. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
1540 What the hell? 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1541 Ironically, the plant-based rodeo does not involve getting off your high horse. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1542 - Antispecist cow boys, all style and no mobility ! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1543 If that show-off could get that nag to move, I might be a little more impressed. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1544 I don't reckon he'll make it to Tombstone by sunset. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1545 There’s Luke on his high horse again. 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1546 That’s Jim Nasty, the pommel horse rustler. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1547 If he tries that on Sparky, he’ll end up singing soprano. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1548 Oh,THIS is Jim Beam? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1549 He says it's really helping with the saddle soreness. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1550 You know they say he once killed an East German judge dead on sight. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1551 He just hasn't been the same since the summer Olympics. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1552 Welcome to my deserted gym. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1553 No one has the heart to tell him. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1554 Kinda cute, ain't he? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1555 A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Right, Ed? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1556 It's been 3 weeks and Zeke still ain't broke that pommel horse! Get a rope 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1557 I guess AI doesn’t work that well out here on the prairie. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1558 You should see him on the uneven bars.....best in the west 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1559 Guess we should’ve been more specific when we asked if he’d ever mounted a horse 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1560 Dang it! I'm gonna cry when he sets it free! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1561 Well, la di da! I'd like to see him try that on a real horse! 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1562 Went to the east coast - never came back 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1563 He started right around the time we stopped calling him Slim. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1564 Ol Dusty just loves his visual puns 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1565 It was either this or Solar Panels. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1566 I bet he lasts 7 seconds max. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1567 He studied abroad for a semester. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1568 If you think that’s impressive…you should see him do the floor routine with his lasso. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1569 Uh, pommel and pomelo aren't that far off, I suppose. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1570 Well, I call it the pummel horse, and I reckon you'll know why when you experience his dismount 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1571 Hear tell he's even better in the tumble-weeds. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1572 If 'n Amos gits the hang of this here pommel horse, I reckon he'll be lookin' fer a real horse. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1573 In his younger years, he rode a mechanical bull. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1574 He used to sell stationary bikes. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1575 No, I use stirrups. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1576 He said he used to ride English. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1577 I bet he bought that horse on Amazon by mistake. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1578 If that's his horse now i wonder how his cows might look like 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1579 He still has his learner's permit. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1580 Not that mountain. Dismountin'! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1581 There’s a snake in his boots. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1582 He claims it’s just as good, but I don’t see him riding into the sunset. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1583 After he was bucked off, I advised Tex to just back on a horse, any horse. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1584 He doesn't have to feed this one. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1585 He gets this way every year the Olympics rolls around. 1.2326 0.04984 129 108 12 9
1586 I keep thinking he's just about to break her, but he keeps dismounting. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1587 Just wait until he goes to put a saddle on it. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1588 That's his hobby horse. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1589 Dern it, I just hain't got it in me to tell him Rusty ain't real after all these years. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1590 A horse is a horse! 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1591 It’s all in the hips 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1592 Wild West gymnastics 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1593 Why the long face? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1594 I think he misunderstood the job opening ad for someone with exceptional skills with horses. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1595 He'd score higher with spurs. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1596 Not exactly my idea of riding side saddle. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1597 I don't like to criticize another man's horse. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1598 Well, I didn't think much of it as an origin story, but I hear he's already sold the movie rights. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1599 Training for Career Change to Circus Performer 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1600 They say the pommel is the toughest horse to break. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1601 Last Olympics, that was only good enough for a Hi-yo Silver 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
1602 He admits the mileage is poor, but says it's fun and fuel-efficient. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
1603 Now that's some real fine horse wrangling right there! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1604 With a name like Jim Nast what else would you expect? 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1605 I never thought he could tame that wild pommel. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1606 You should see what he does with the lasso. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1607 How does he know when he gets there?" 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1608 And the horses name was Friday 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1609 Rodeo just ain't the same anymore. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1610 It’s that dam’ speech impediment. He wanted a Comanche horse, but it came out Comaneci. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1611 It's a damn shame about the old ways, but I give him a 9.4 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1612 He's liable to get himself Pommeled. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1613 He claims he's going to get the gold, one way or another. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1614 Wait ‘till you see him roll a cigarette one-handed. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1615 When he said sawhorse I thought he meant he saw a horse. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1616 I don't think he gets it- it's the horse that's supposed to move! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1617 His skills on the horse are legendary. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1618 Strongest abs in the West. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1619 It will NEVER replace a real horse. 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
1620 Yes he's our fittest guy - just not our fastest guy 1.2308 0.06266 91 78 5 8
1621 Wait 'til you see what his horse can do. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1622 The doctor said he can't sit on a saddle for two weeks after the vasectomy. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1623 I can’t look away ! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1624 I mean, he's tumbling better than the weeds. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1625 Frank says that yoga is just not his thing. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1626 He tried that on a real horse once, but only once. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1627 Not the bronco we needed busting, but I'll give him points for grade of execution. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1628 Nine point five. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1629 He thinks he's Simone Biles. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1630 He always said if you fall off you have to get right back on 1.2308 0.05834 104 89 6 9
1631 It makes me want to pummel him! 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1632 Yeah, and this would make the stupidest cartoon of all time. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1633 Betcha $5 his hat doesn't last 10 seconds into his routine. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1634 No, this is MILD Bill Hickock 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1635 He was doing this on a cactus up until this morning. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1636 He’s even better in the bars. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1637 Quit horsing around. They haven't invented the Olympics yet! 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1638 Illiterate fool thought he ordered a palomino horse. But he’s making the best of it. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1639 Seven. At best. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1640 He just moved here from Brooklyn. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1641 He’ll be pommeled by the competition 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1642 I reckon she’ll get him to Paris. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1643 Elegant, though, isn't he? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1644 Ten bucks he gets thrown by the pommel 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1645 Gonna have a talk with Cookie about his putting peyote in the beans.” 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1646 He’s trying to choose between dat mount and dis mount. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1647 He says it's a horse.... just humor him. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1648 In the winter it was the sow cow, now it's the horse. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1649 Said he wanted to spend less time at the uneven bars. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1650 Oh what a beautiful dismount; oh what a beautiful day. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1651 He'd do a lot better if they'd given him a Pommel Horse with two handles 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1652 Whoever hired him didn’t even look at his resume. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1653 He just moved here from LA. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1654 Maybe I should have been clearer. 1.2294 0.04986 109 90 15 5
1655 He says that horse has been in the family for three decades 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1656 I don’t know Stan, first his wife ran off, then his horse ran off…I guess he’s found a stable relationship. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1657 More cowbell, I reckon. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1658 He gets extra difficulty points when he wears his spurs. 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
1659 ...well, the good news is that they eat little and can go a long time without water. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1660 Curly's been different since he got back in the saddle. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1661 These days everyone thinks they're a horse trainer. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1662 Our rodeo titles are safe. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1663 Just imagine what he could do in a leotard. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1664 Usually, it's the horse that gets castrated. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1665 I''ll give him a six---toes too far apart. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
1666 This here’s Joe first rodeo 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1667 If you can make it in Paris, Texas you can make it in Paris France 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1668 Glad he's getting back on the saddle. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1669 I’d like to see him try that in spurs. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1670 All hat, no dismount. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1671 You should see him ride a real horse 1.2286 0.05622 105 89 8 8
1672 He said it's called a pommelranian. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1673 OK I'll give a 9.2, Slim, but he's still gonna die 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1674 It was a gift. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1675 I’d like to pummel that guy. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1676 But can he lead his horse to water? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1677 He says this is going to help him running for office here in Texas. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1678 Guess we should have been more specific when we said Horse 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1679 Yeah, but can he rope, shoot and play harmonica?? 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1680 Heck. Now I know why he named his hoss “ Gymmy. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1681 Yep, every 4 years... 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1682 I’ll admit it’s impressive, but I wish he wouldn’t fart so fucking much when he does it. 1.2281 0.05292 114 96 10 8
1683 I told him not to order a horse from Amazon. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1684 Real horses are not enough for him. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1685 He's hoping to go viral. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1686 If I didn't think that it would shut the whole place down, I'd ride my pony right out of this one pommel horse town. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1687 And this is going to make him famous on Tik Tok? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1688 I can see the pommel, but where's the horse part? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1689 He's a Republican. 1.2276 0.05267 123 105 8 10
1690 I just don't have the heart to tell him there ain't no pommel horse competition in the rodeo. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1691 Ol' Tex hasn't been the same since that salesman from back east sold him that newfangled horse. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1692 I thought he said we came out here to pummel the Bar Gang? 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1693 For a guy who’s never been on a horse, that cowboy sure can handle himself in the saddle. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1694 He kicked a real horse smack in the head trying that — didn’t turn out well. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1695 He’s good, but can he stick the dismount? 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1696 It's the next stage of the "All Hat & No Cattle" syndrome. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
1697 If I had a real horse it would be dancing under me 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1698 When I told him, ‘Buck, ya gotta get back on the horse,’ - that is not what I meant. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1699 I don't care how long he stays on that thing, it just looks stupid. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1700 He might just get the gold 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1701 I don't get it... 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1702 That moves his specialty it called just horsing around. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1703 He says it offsets his carbon emissions." 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1704 I'd reckon just one "yee haw" fer artistic merit. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1705 Yeah, but can he rope a steer. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1706 Then he said, "You call that a horse? That aint no horse! This here's a real horse!" 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1707 I didn’t have the heart to tell him his college degree was no match for real world experience. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1708 You should watch him ride off into the sunset. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1709 Yes, doesn’t need grass! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1710 Bill's allergic to actual horse hair. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1711 They ride differently in California. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1712 How do ya s'pose he got himself out here? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1713 Well, I guess Andy didn;t participate in Dry January. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1714 Impressive, but how does he rope the cattle? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1715 He's been trying to break that horse for years. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1716 The good news is that horse don’t spook easy; bad news, he’s dead slow. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1717 Let's see him do that on a live horse, then I'll be impressed. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1718 He says he saved on spurs... 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1719 I'd give him four sixes" 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1720 So, Billy's still a kid, eh? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1721 Carl went vegan. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1722 He says its name is 'Jim' 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1723 Yup, I’m planning to kill him in his sleep tonight. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1724 Those electric horses will never catch on. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
1725 He hasn’t been the same since he got off the Beam. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1726 Might be a new rodeo event. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1727 The wonder is, it does all that without moving an inch. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1728 He gets like this on days he forgets to remember the Alamo. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1729 I must have signed up for the wrong class 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1730 You should see him rope the pummel calf. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1731 Budget cuts have hit hard 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1732 I smoke, you drink — we’ve all gotta have a release. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1733 Git ready, partner. His dismount brings all the cowgirls to the yard. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1734 Well, I don’t know about the horse, but tiktok’s gonna love him 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1735 His dismount exquisitely well done! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1736 We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold... 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1737 Ol’ Paint won’t let him practice on her since that dismount incident. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1738 He's not a real cowboy. He's wearing the The Louis Vuitton wild West collection." 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1739 I'll give him a 7. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1740 He saves a lot on feed. 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
1741 Stop horsing around Kevin 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1742 I haven’t gone bareback like that in years 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1743 He finally got to gym through the desert on a horse with no name 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
1744 At least it doesn't eat. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
1745 Unfortunately it's his dismount he just can't stick it 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1746 I thought this was training for the Pony Express, not the Pommel Express. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1747 He ain't the quickest gun in the West, but he sure can stick a dismount. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1748 Riding side saddle now, he has to practice his dismount. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1749 Is it pommel or pummel? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1750 If all I had was a "saddle," and didn't have to feed, groom and water my horse, I'd have time to work out too! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1751 Now that’s a horse of a different color. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1752 testing this site On Jan 16th 2024 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1753 The horses want no part of him. 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
1754 His technique gets a 10. His horse sense a 0. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1755 He came here to clean up this one-pommel horse town. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1756 He’s a one trick rider. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1757 You can guess where he shoots from. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1758 Useless for rounding up cattle, but mark my words, someday millions will want to watch it for fun. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1759 Kinda like a studio version vs. hearing it live. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1760 Pert near every four years, he gets a hankerin’ to try out for the Olympics. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1761 Earl ain't been right since that fall 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1762 You should see him wrangle a balance beam. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1763 Ever since he lost his horse he has been going around in circles. 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1764 'That's all we have on the lot until the new rides come in.' 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1765 That's why Thunder left him" 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1766 I'm afraid he still doesn't get it. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1767 Explains why we keep having to wait for him to catch up. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1768 They say Earl is the best when it comes to breaking horses. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1769 Dumb fucking idiot. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1770 At first I thought we should kick him out of our gang for naming his horse Pommel, but I just love the way Jake dismounts. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1771 What do we tell his horse?? The non-vault one. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1772 Every time…every—single—time. Can’t pass one without him doing this... 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1773 He really loves that horse. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1774 He can walk back 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1775 He's gonna' lose points in the calf roping . . . just sayin'. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1776 He's crazy if he thinks he can break a wild Pommel. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1777 I admire the effort but I'd go the whip. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1778 That one’s from before GPT 4 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1779 You should see the roping event 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1780 Yep. 9.5 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1781 You know, I’m starting to think that’s not a real horse. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1782 Wait till you see what he can do on a mahogany desk. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1783 He’s been smoking tumbleweed again. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1784 No one can stick a dismount like Hank. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1785 He said he could ride any horse and we had to test him! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1786 Somebody told him to get a horse. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1787 I'd like to see him do that with spurs on. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1788 He warned that he'd pommel us. 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
1789 Bucky, Is that the new Texas Pilates? 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1790 I told him I would give him a job only after he showed me how he rode a horse. 1.2230 0.03544 139 108 31 0
1791 We really need to fix that misunderstanding because he accidentally shot Carl during his dismount yesterday. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1792 Gavin said this is going to be his first rodeo. 1.2222 0.04898 126 106 12 8
1793 He said he wanted to ride side saddle. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1794 That man is three rotations short of an all-around. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1795 All hat and no saddle if yah ask me... 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1796 That fella’s got a lot of giddyup for goin’ nowhere. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1797 Does he know he’s riding it backwards? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1798 'I'm not one for a discouraging word, but I'd have to deduct two tenths on that last handstand." 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1799 Awful. But the last guy I interviewed brought a hobby horse. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1800 What the heck is a homonym? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1801 If I remember correctly, since he started riding that one, he hasn’t fallen off once. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1802 He uses that contraption because there's not a horse within 100 miles that will let him on their back. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1803 He's already tried to catch cattle with the rings. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1804 He told me you just don't get any exercise on a real horse. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1805 You should see what he can do on a jet-ski! 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1806 He's allergic to horses, so this was his solution. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1807 Well, it won't take you anywhere, but then again, you don't have to feed it. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1808 He's been practicing non-stop. He told me he'd do anything to go to the Paris Olympics this year. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1809 He makes breaking a wild pommel horse look routine. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1810 This ain’t his first Olympics. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1811 He’s training for the PETA rodeo 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1812 Uncle Ned has always been different. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1813 I am looking forward to the dismount 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1814 Dagnabbit Clem, when we gonna get our turn? . 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1815 I reckon he’s gonna have to ace his floor exercises if he has any shot at winning gold. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1816 The skilled horseman! 1.2222 0.04873 117 95 17 5
1817 His boots are made for vaulting and that’s just what he’ll do! 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1818 I knew this would happen once the live ones formed a union. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1819 Sure but good luck riding that thing back to town. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1820 He refused to settle for Silver. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1821 The horse trader had him at "It won't run away when you mount up!" 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1822 That there is why they’re called “tumble” weeds. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1823 I swear I said, "Get a Palomino." Never even heard of a Pommel. 1.2213 0.05008 122 103 11 8
1824 While just outside of Wacko, Texas . . . 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1825 Sure, he’s great on the horse. But he’ll never stick that landing. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1826 Lonesome Dave 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1827 He's hell-bent on keepin' it up til' they deem him fit for Ol' Bessie again. 1.2212 0.05294 113 96 9 8
1828 Neighh 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1829 I know, I know they call it a horse. I just don't see how that gets you into town! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1830 Save a horse, ride a pommel. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1831 The Summer Olympics are only 6 months away 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1832 Yes, the herd got away, but a 9's a 9" 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1833 He’s needs this after that floor routine in Laredo. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1834 Is it ok to dis his mount? 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1835 Beats me, never heard of the breed. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1836 That’s a mighty nice stretch you got there pardner. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1837 these days you need to posses multifaceted talents to bring more on the stable. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1838 I think it's his first rodeo... 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1839 Trains for the Olympics, watches the tumbling tumbleweeds, and saves on his hay and grain bill. Win, win, win. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1840 Yep. He's been stuck that way ever since. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1841 So, I SAID I was a STUNT cowboy. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
1842 He says 'auto-correct' messed up his online shopping. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1843 Yeah he's good at the pommel horse, but until he takes off the hat he'll never be able to somersault 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1844 Now we just have to invent the Olympics. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1845 His dismount is the best in the west. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1846 Ain't no horse gonna stand still for that. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1847 He claims it helps with the ladies, and he sure sticks the dismount. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1848 I cain’t wait until he tries this dismount on Ol’ Buck-a-Roo. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1849 He goes by "Marty Lou" 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1850 His last horse pommeled him 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1851 This next move was named after him. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1852 What's next? A bull made of metal? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1853 And thus are the origins of Buckaroo. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1854 Jed's not bern the same since Trigger left him for Black Bart 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1855 Well, they don't call it a pummel horse for nothing! 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1856 I’m next so you’re gonna have to wait, amigo 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1857 He wins all the buckles, but he never gets anywhere. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1858 I think they call it a pummel horse. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1859 He's still figuring out how to get into the saddle. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1860 He is great in the saddle, but the horse looks slow. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1861 Don't know if he'll be able to tame that pommel horse before the Olympics. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1862 Well I’ll be. Looks like Johnny is back in the saddle again.” 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1863 Well dang, at least it ain't one of them stationary bicycles. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1864 All show - no go. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1865 Com'on! We still need gold. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1866 He doesn’t go anyplace, but he sure nails the dismount. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1867 He takes the phrase ‘Dance like no one’s watching’ a wee step further. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1868 Are you sure he said this isn’t his first rodeo? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1869 There’s Gold in them thar heels! 1.2200 0.05610 100 83 11 6
1870 Ain’t a real hoss, cause it’s only got 2 legs. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1871 Let’s pommel him. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1872 Sure he’s a 10 on the horse but how is he in the floor exercise? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1873 The dismount's the best part. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1874 Double leg circles again. Looks like Curly is just a one trick pony afterall. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1875 Every time he gets a new pair of boots, he has to show off! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1876 Practice all he wants, he ain't ne'er gonna be a cowboy. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1877 I told him not to order a horse from the dadgum internet… 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1878 And I hear he's swapped the saloons for parallel bars ... 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1879 'Reckon he can nail the dismount? 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1880 I thought he was talking about blowing a bank vault! 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1881 I hear his floor routine stinks. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1882 He needs a good pommeling. 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
1883 Those boots were made for Pommel. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1884 At least he ain't ridin' bareback this time. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1885 How The West Was Spun. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1886 Wait for it. He's going to attempt the Crazy Camel dismount. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1887 A horse is a horse, of course, of course... 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1888 He just heard about the Olympics in Paris. 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1889 Dangest thing. Worse when he starts to groom it. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1890 but can he stick the branding? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1891 Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such. Well that's all his mama listen to when he was growing. And you saw how he did on the MCATS and LSAT'S 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1892 He'd be less insufferable without the "Yippee-ki-yay" before every perfect dismount. 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1893 He thought the auctioneer said,“Palomino.” 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1894 Oh he's fantastic on a horse, but not so much on a... horse. If you know what I mean. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1895 He did say he'd swing by the bar 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1896 How we gonna keep him down on the farm after he's seen Paree? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1897 It ain’t the same since the Humane Society came to town. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1898 Clem just ain't been the same since he met that Russian. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1899 You should nix the low-carbon category this year. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1900 He’s a vegan cowboy. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1901 I guess his new boots pinch 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1902 He's not ready for the ranch, but he'll be ready for Los Angeles 2028" 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1903 Not bad, but he ain't going nowhere. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1904 He hasn't been the same since the Olympics. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1905 Jake quit horsing around, these cattle aren’t going to moooooove themselves! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1906 You know, Clem looks better on a pommel horse than he does in the saddle. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1907 Wait till you see him rock a lariat. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1908 It’s all about the core” 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1909 He says it’s some kinda horse, but I been watchin awhile, and it don’t move no matter how hard he tries! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1910 this is one of those literal jokes. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1911 All pommel,no cattle. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1912 You know, it’s a lot of work just not to have to feed and water the thing. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1913 It's gonna take him a long time at this rate 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1914 these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1915 Took one gymnastic class and now he thinks he’s going places. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1916 It’s worth waiting for when he really sticks the landing into a Saguaro. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1917 I reckon this is what happens when you come in fourth at the Olympics. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1918 He'll get back in the saddle when he aces the dismount". Scott Connolly, Burlington, V 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1919 You think we should have explained what ‘flexible hours’ meant when we hired him? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1920 I’m sorry…could you clarify the “and the horse he rode in on” part? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1921 I told him we were rounding up horses, not scoring perfect tens! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1922 What the hell does to infinity and beyond mean anyways? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1923 Now he just needs to convince a horse. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1924 Ain’t nuttin like modern upholstery 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1925 He does OK, but them spurs keep gettin' hung up on the floor exercise. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1926 I can’t in good conscience give him more than a 7.5. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1927 Seems like there's been a miscommunication... 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1928 There’s a new mare in town. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1929 I reckon Jim Bob's a swinger. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1930 No matter how well he scores I’m convinced that he’s not going anywhere. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1931 I wonder how he ties it to a hitching post. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1932 Since Covid he's been wrangling from home. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1933 Swing it to the left Swing it to the right he still won't get to town tonight. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1934 These gay rodeos sure are different! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1935 Just imagine what he could do on a real horse! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1936 That's how a good cowboy becomes a GREAT cowboy 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1937 It’s like training wheels, Rick. We will switch to the real thing when you master the mount/dismount. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1938 There’s some that say he stops not at coupling with the living but he fucks even the pommel horse. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1939 More like Billy the Show Off. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1940 Where he’s from it’s pronounced “Ro-day-o”. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1941 Honestly, This wasn’t what I thought Joe meant when he said he’s been training everyday to pummel me… 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1942 I wish he'd quit horsing around. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1943 Should we to tell him the Olympics are not coming to Paris, Texas? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1944 He learned it in college. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1945 I told him to be careful with that horny goat weed... 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1946 That's Black Jim--the vaultingest hombre west of the Pecos 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1947 If he pulls off the One-pommel Russian Wendeswing 1080 degree, we've got competition, Dwayne. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1948 These city folks really need to get off their high horse. 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
1949 Should we tell him the border wall is much higher than that? 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1950 Had to. Old Snortfire wouldn't stand still for it. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1951 Surprisingly, he has difficulty with the dismount. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1952 Let’s see if he nails the landing 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1953 I dont know Jed… I think he’s gonna have to stick that landing if he wants the cattle to start taking him more seriously… 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1954 We don’t have time for horsin’ around but you had to spur him on. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1955 Boots like those, no wonder he cain't ride a real horse. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1956 This posse is going nowhere 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1957 His parents wouldn't get him a real horse. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1958 I reckon this is where the deer and the antelope and Billy play. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1959 Now that's a healthy work-life balance 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1960 He can't ride, but his dismounts are amazing. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1961 He's not much good with the cattle, but he sure can stick a landing. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1962 And they call the wind Mariah 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1963 Sidesadle, not just for the ladies anymore. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1964 He’s my cousin from Romania. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1965 Don't worry, if we saddle up quietly he won't even notice we're gone. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1966 Boy, did he pick the wrong horse. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1967 He's coping after the vault incident. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1968 Is this how he’s going to save a horse? 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1969 That horse was made in New York City! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1970 Bet you twenty it doesn't work on a live horse. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1971 He's prepping for the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1972 That’s a beautiful pommelmino!! Don’t buck or need water too! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1973 You just gonna stand there and let him pummel that horse? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1974 Watch this un', Bart. His Double Scissor Hop Side Is unparalleled. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1975 Crazy Carl keeps celebrating every eight seconds. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1976 I tried talking with him. He just keeps repeating, ‘a horse is a horse of course of course’ “ 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1977 He’s the latest diversity hire. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1978 Me and Zeke don’t see eye to eye on the future of rodeo. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1979 We should have followed up with the references on his resume 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1980 This motherfucker 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1981 He's our go to guy when it's time for the mechanical bull cattle drive. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1982 This seems weirdly unbridled. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1983 Poor Stan. Ever since Trigger took off. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1984 Daisy passed and he's auditioning every horse in the territory. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1985 It was the horses’ idea. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1986 He used to work in the EV industry and apparently you use this contraption for 20 minutes and your horse is good for another 200 miles - problem is, there ain't enough of 'em around! 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1987 There goes Hank horsing around again. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1988 He took out two Rustlers with that spin. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1989 Didn't I tell you he was real good? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1990 His regular horse would have nothing of it, I hear. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1991 He's so lame 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
1992 Yeah, let’s see him do it at a gallop. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1993 It? … How did HE get all the way out here? 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1994 He said it was a spur of the moment trade. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1995 What, never heard of the Pommel Kid? 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1996 Let's see him try that on old Sparky here. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1997 He's been doing that all day and the damn beast still won't gallop. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1998 Sometimes I feel like just pummeling that guy 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1999 Wait for it. His dismount is spectacular. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2000 Least he doesn't have to feed the gosh darn thing 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2001 You should see his Reverse Cowgirl. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2002 Wyatt made the switch after he kept riding off into the sunset. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2003 I give him a 10. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2004 That's the kind of bull that'll put you to sleep." 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2005 It's not much use for herding but, on the bright side, his routine's gotten a lot better. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2006 Ain't too keen on his roping skills, but you gotta watch his dismount. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2007 His control is phenomenal. I heard he even "made" it drink once. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2008 Y'all should have looked at that buckle a little closer 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2009 My kid excels on his gymnastics team at college,but I remind him : pommel horses don't buck. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2010 That's the baddest hombre in the west, Ringo Ludmilovich. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2011 Folks say he's got the best dismount west of the Mississippi. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2012 When I told the greenhorn to rustle up a horse, I shoulda been more specific. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2013 Cowboy Simone Bill on a horse with no name 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2014 We got him on the college transfer portal”. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2015 He says he saves a lot of money on feed, but he never seems to go anywhere. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2016 Most people still don't know that John Wayne's real name was Marion Lou Retton. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2017 That’s the greenhorn from out East. Brought his own horse. Calls it Pommel.” 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2018 Had his silver medal in his shirt pocket once, stopped a bullet. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2019 He's really taking the animal rights movement to heart. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2020 My bad. When you called ol' Buck a sidewinder, untrustworthy was my knee-jerk assumption. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2021 Hold your horses! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2022 I guess the Sheriff said "Put together a posse and go pummel those cattle rustlers". 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2023 He's not going anywhere with that horse. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2024 Yep, he’s perdy dang good alright, but he ain’t never goin’ nowhere with it. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2025 It's keeping his legs together that keeps him from ever winning the contest! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2026 This is worse than his dressage phase 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
2027 There's a snake in my boot! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2028 That is, definitely, a horse of a different color. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2029 I wasn't worried until he made an appointment for it with the local veterinarian 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2030 I know it looks silly, but he's the best cattle wrangler from here to Montana on that thing. 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2031 You see? This is what happens when you don’t read the reviews on Amazon 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2032 Careful! He loses his marbles if someone walks in front of the phone while he's filming his routine. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2033 He's afraid of horses... 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2034 They canceled his gym membership. Inappropriate footwear. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2035 His wife’s a doll too 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2036 Unorthodox...but stellar style points! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2037 He's the guy they call Gym. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2038 You reckon he knows about the Paris outside of Texas? 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2039 Ah Heck, he ain't exercising, he's just, practicing for that Mechanical Bull he ordered from Amazon yesterday. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
2040 He broke him in already, but now he’s just showing off. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2041 If I accept that it’s a horse, does that mean I’m woke? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2042 Horse allergy 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2043 He's really pummeling that horse! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2044 Boss won't give him a real horse till he learns to dismount properly 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2045 His real name is Nadia 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2046 They don’t make ‘em like they used to 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2047 His real horse was repossessed 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2048 His new horse ain’t practical but it sure does wonders for his legs. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2049 He even says he'll get it to drink water. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2050 When he said he was trading his horse for another horse, I had no idea. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2051 Trust me Pete. One day this is gonna be a thing. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2052 I wonder if that’s considered AI now 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2053 Is he gunning for the rodeo or the circus? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2054 I'd give him a 9 on his technical execution, but a 0 on the actual cattle round up part... 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2055 It doesn’t require food, exercise or veterinary care. What’s not to love?. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2056 He calls this one 'Brokeback Mounting'. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2057 He calls it a "pommel" horse. I call it plain foolishness. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2058 Remember: it's swing to the left, testicles up; swing to the right, testicles down. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2059 Looks like goin' nowhere fast to me. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2060 Wait ‘til you see his floor routine. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2061 They say he trained Mr. Hands. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2062 He was on the Wyoming University gymnastics team….. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2063 I told him to get back on the horse. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2064 No dang wonder the real horses won't let him git on em. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2065 Poor Tex - he’s been so lonesome since his horse died 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2066 I hired him because of his years of practice with his horse. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2067 Horse: “Dang robots, taking our jobs.” 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2068 His horse pummeled him, you know? 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2069 Wonder who his trainer is? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2070 As long as he keeps his grades up 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2071 I meant Paris,TX. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2072 Yeah, he's good, but the rodeo guys get more dates. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2073 He's training for his Dancing with The Wolves audition next week. 1.2097 0.04895 124 106 10 8
2074 Well Dusty, I still don't git how he got that thingamajig out here. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2075 He traded Sparky for that? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2076 It is the horse he came in on. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
2077 You ride your horse your way, I’ll ride my horse mine. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2078 Yeah, but he never nails the dismount. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2079 He can ride a horse all right buts let’s see the dismount. 1.2095 0.05362 105 90 8 7
2080 Slim’s dismount was the envy of all the cowboys. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2081 Ever since he dun taken up gymnastics, he cain't be satisfied wit just any ole dismount... . 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2082 Well, it is a horse. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2083 Dangnabit! Posse’s on our tails. We aint got time for all this horsing around! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2084 Bob, quit horsing around and come meet our new neighbor. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2085 This guy…always showing off but I haven’t seen him ride a real horse in ages! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2086 Tourists… 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2087 He’s never been the same since his horse died 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2088 I’m calling it saddle pony unless you have a better idea. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
2089 He walks everywhere. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2090 Johnny's never gonna pass with such poor hand placement. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2091 Okay, but the other trail has saloons. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2092 Of course, he'll lose the hat and boots at the Olympic trials. Let's hope that won't throw him off. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2093 You’ve got to start somewhere 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2094 John's a die-hard vegan 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2095 He's our best hope for the the 1896 Olympic games 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2096 He's known as Big Genial Jones, the most ruthless environmental activist of in west" 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2097 Ain’t that the Retton boy?…Billy Lou?! 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2098 I never seen him fall off, neither. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2099 He's never going anywhere with this. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2100 He's obviously saddle-sore. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2101 When he heard about the parallel bars, he wanted to try the horse. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2102 Hard to stay mad when he’s so good 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2103 Excellent point about the cart. But, which side is the front? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2104 He thinks a horse is a horse, of course, of course. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2105 His horse is a ball buster no matter how you figure it. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
2106 All hat no cattle. But he shore can straddle! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2107 He's taking moseying to a whole other level. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2108 Bless him. He’s been practicing all week for that Vegan Rodeo. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2109 He’s working his way up to rhinestones. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2110 If he’d just tighten his core he might have it 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2111 Not sure if he tamed the horse or the horse tamed him. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2112 Yeah, but can he do a triple axel? 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2113 I still prefer horsepower over hybrids. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2114 It's time to tie on the feed bag 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2115 Jesse has a dream. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2116 Gold fever. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2117 Sometimes I feel that Ed is not really one of us. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2118 He's only a 6.5 on the horse, but he's 10/10 in shoot-outs. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2119 He's doing gymnastics in the desert. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2120 He’s gettin’ ready for a roundoff not a roundup. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2121 You won't be so concerned when you see his dismount. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2122 A spirit! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2123 I'll have what she's having 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2124 The new orientation program from corporate makes no sense. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2125 Don't worry, that horse will break him eventually. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2126 Maybe if we put handles on his saddle he could ride a real horse. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
2127 And he wonders why crooks don't take our posses seriously. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2128 He's dancin' with that horse, plain and simple. Ain't nothin' prettier than a man and his mount in perfect harmony. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2129 You have to admit: that *is* a great way to keep your core in shape 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2130 I don't know if this horse will qualify. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2131 He does it for kicks. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2132 He hasn’t been the same since Silver passed away. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2133 aimed to give Santa a run. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2134 That cowboy’s lasted longer than those phonies from Dallas. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2135 And this is how the bronze was won. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2136 Yes, but the money he saves on feed pays for all his Uber rides. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2137 He’s the best in the West. I only saw him fall once, but he got right back on that horse. 1.2073 0.06193 82 71 5 6
2138 Buffalo Bill has never been the same since the big herds disappeared. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2139 Perfecting his dismount 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2140 He can mount but he can’t ride. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2141 I don't think he is a REAL cowboy! 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2142 Turns out Ed's right: a horse IS a horse. Of course! 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2143 He’ll be there till the cows come home 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2144 With abs like that, he just gets the cows to come to him. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2145 Test caption 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2146 I’ve never seen chaps like that Pa 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2147 I guess he took the wrong online course... 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2148 He says it's more environmentally friendly 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2149 It’s stopping that he hasn’t figured out ! 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2150 He's also pretty good with a BB gun. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2151 "They're heading to Paris. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2152 Keep quiet now, y'hear? The master is at work. Don't never disturb The Pommel Horse Whisperer. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2153 I suggest we wrangle-up a few more fellers from town and judge this dude on a rigid ten-point system. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2154 He never checks reviews before ordering online 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2155 He's majestic, but the herd's gone. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2156 Only a matter of time before it's displaced by a euphemism. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2157 He said something about a low carbon footprint rodeo. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2158 Well, it's a might better than what that feller Equus was up to. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2159 Ugh, influencers 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2160 When he said we were going out to get pommelled, I assumed we were headed to the saloon. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2161 Sure it’s hot out here but them assless chaps will never be a thing. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2162 I think he could use a good pommeling. 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
2163 That? That thar a pommel rodeo rider. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2164 Even stranger, he claims to herd pommel cows. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2165 He's broken every other horse 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2166 I say we hire him. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2167 He isn't much at herding or roping, but you should see his dismounts! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2168 Grief counsellors caint do nothin' with 'im. Roy's not right in the head since he lost Trigger. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2169 I reckon he's practicing his new left turn signal 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2170 Olympic dreams die hard. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2171 Sure beats all, says he's gonna stick with the horse he came on. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2172 He is training for the Paris Olympics but thinks it’s in Texas. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2173 You can't rush the gold, it takes training. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2174 Well, apparently, it’s the horse he rode in on! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2175 Well, if it isn't Howdy Doo Retton! 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2176 That poor man has been waiting on his leotard for dang near a year now. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2177 He’s new around here. Came from some place called Brokeback Mountain. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2178 Then how come he can't get on a horse? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2179 "He's been bustin' that bronc for weeks, but I don't see no progress." 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2180 A horse is a horse, of course, of course . . . Well, not this time! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2181 Yep, I told him we wanted to see his mount but he said he thought we'd really want to see his dismount. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2182 A little swing music wouldn't go amiss right now. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2183 An extra half point if his hat stays on. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2184 Not sure how far he’ll get on that horse, but at least there is a bar” 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
2185 Buck's the only cowboy who's rode the wild Pommel. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2186 He keeps going clear over the horse. Never has landed in the saddle. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2187 Ah I don’t know, you tell him 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2188 He's the most notorious gymnast in all the land. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2189 I thought this is where the deer and the antelope play.... 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2190 What 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
2191 He's been through the desert on a horse with no brain. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2192 His dismount is so much better since he got rid of his spurs 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2193 Jessie found a horse that he doesn’t need to feed. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2194 Just practicing his discount 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2195 Don't know what he sees in it. Dang thing don't buck. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2196 He wants us to call him Gym. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2197 He said something about what it takes to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2198 You advertised in the dodge City Daily for someone who would be a good "sidekick"?! 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2199 Guess who he voted for? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2200 He is training for the 2024 equestrian olympics in Paris with his horse called Pommel 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2201 He's gone a bit loco ever since he came back from that so-called "indoor rodeo" they got back east 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2202 It's just plain sad when he tries to feed it. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2203 He wanted one last practice getting on and off his old horse. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2204 He’s been out on the range too long, playing with the deer and the cantaloupe 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2205 Well, he’s not completely unqualified. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2206 He says it prevents hemorrhoids. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2207 I wonder how is he going to make it canter 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2208 Well, he said he could mount a horse...... 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2209 Good, but I just can't give him a ten. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2210 It's an A-pommel-loosa. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2211 He looks good now, but mark my words, he will choke like a little bitch in front of the judges, and them danged Connelly boys will win state for the 3rd year in a row. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2212 He says he saw it on You Tube. I say the cattle won't buy it." 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2213 He’s been through the desert on a pommel horse with no name. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2214 I don't reckon Ol' Trigger here is gonna take to that. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2215 Now I understand why he is always the last one to dismount. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2216 Of course. Of course. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2217 Well Jed, safe to say your Cowpoke AI training program needs some work. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2218 It will probably get him in the Olympics but he’s still not worth a damn on the trail. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2219 I just hope Simone Biles can ride half that good 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2220 In all fairness, you did say you were looking for a fella who knew his way around a horse.” 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2221 What kept you? 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2222 I’m still not convinced that a horse vault is going to replace the real thing 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2223 There's gold in them there flairs. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2224 Practicing his dismount, I reckon. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2225 The dismount might be a little rough." 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2226 He better nail the dismount. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2227 That breed of horse only breaks if you can stick the dismount. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2228 I thought he said "Palomino" horse... not "Pommel" horse. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2229 I know what you're thinkin', but try not to judge. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2230 Duels sure ain’t what they used to be. Now hand me the damn chalk… 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
2231 He’s all hat, no cartwheel 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2232 And he broke it in only last week 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2233 Get over it Johnny, you couldn't convince the Olympic Committee and you won't convince us. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2234 Reckon he's aiming for a gold medal instead of gold spurs this year. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2235 That there is Tumbleweed Tex. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2236 I think he might be ready for a real horse. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2237 If he can gain the horse's trust, he'll have a friend for life. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2238 I'll bet he can't do that for 8 seconds either! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2239 'His floor routine just isn't as crisp." 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2240 That’s enough pommel horsin’ around, Fred! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2241 These hobby horses are getting out of hand. 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2242 Excellent mount and swing! Now let's see if he can make it ride! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2243 Excellent training, Bart!!!!! Now, if his spurs help him stick the dismount, he's a "shoe-in" for the summer Olympics. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2244 He’s never been the same since that rodeo accident. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2245 He won't even get the bronze in them thar hills 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
2246 Gosh durn it, Ned, I'm gonna have to send him back to New Jersey if he don't stop horsing around! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2247 You gotta start somewhere. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2248 He’s allergic to dander.. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2249 If’n he pointed them toes I might give him a 9. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2250 Welcome to the rodeo of gymnastic absurdity. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2251 Well. I guess it's better that when he rode side-saddle. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2252 He’s kind of an odd hombre … calls himself either ‘Pommel Boy’ or ‘The Dismount Kid’. 1.2020 0.05557 99 86 6 7
2253 I don’t really see this “vegan cowboy” trend going anywhere. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2254 Does the ten gallon need to stay on to get a perfect ten? 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2255 When should we tell him it's not a real horse? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2256 I prefer the old rodeo. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2257 Another week on the pommel and I think he'll be ready for a real horse. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2258 Travis is getting a little too outré for me. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2259 Do you believe in reincarnation, Rick? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2260 Claims he's gonna ride that horse to the Paris Olympics. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2261 I told you he was a swinger! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2262 He’s training for that newfangled politically correct rodeo comin’ to town next week. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2263 I think we need to go paint "live" on those 'horse men' wanted posters in town... 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2264 Should we hit the bar? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2265 He's just learning English. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2266 It's just practice. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2267 He's seen better days. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2268 He said his name’s Jim. A. Jim Nast. I don’t know what the A stands for. Could be Arthur. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2269 He ain't gonna make the ranch by sundown. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2270 Yup. Tex is doin' a whole lot better since he ditched the spurs. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2271 This is not what I meant when I said my horse is better than his. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2272 Horse training 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2273 I don't think he's ready for a real horse. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2274 They call him Black Bart Conner. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2275 There's a slight deduction if the hat comes off. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2276 His references all agreed his horsemanship was unparalleled. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2277 I told him we were gonna round up the horses. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2278 Pommel, palomino, what’s the difference? 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
2279 Not exactly what I meant when I told him to work on his dismount. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2280 I’ll give him a 6 for difficulty and an 8 for execution. But, I still need to see his last PED test. The Muddy Gulch Ranch is not going to sign a dirty cowboy. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2281 Don't judge him he was watching Simone Biles Tik Toks all nigh he's practically brainwashed. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2282 Apparently, it’s called homework, from his shrink, some exposure hierarchy 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2283 They say only a perfect routine can tame the wild pommel horse. 1.2000 0.04822 120 103 10 7
2284 that's just like Tex...never gets off his high horse! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2285 He's scared of real horses. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2286 It’s his new side hustle’ 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2287 Out here, horsing around takes on a whole new meaning. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
2288 Fastest hips in the west 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2289 Mighty impressive for a one-trick pony. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2290 Practicing for when he can afford a real one. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2291 Woohoo! Will you look at that! A dual booted jackknife on a single handled pommel horse! 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
2292 I've never seen a man control a horse that well without even a halter. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2293 There’s a Pilates class at high noon if you’d rather do that. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2294 Darn tootin', but he cain't stick the dismount. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2295 What the hell is he doing now ? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2296 Just tell him to stop horsing around before someone gets hurt. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2297 Trainee 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2298 Should we ‘yee-haw’? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2299 I don't have the heart to tell him that's not really sidesaddle. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2300 Not only does he know how to handle a horse, you should see him working the bars. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2301 Dunno. Says he's fixin' to ride her to Paris come summer. 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2302 You think it's a Clydesdale? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2303 He was sick of cleaning up after them. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2304 I heard he was Simone's Biles cousin 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2305 If he sticks the dismount he wins a real horse. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2306 I told him, you need to get right back on the horse. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2307 I heard he is going for gold in the Ranchland Derby 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2308 They say it's supposed to be easier since it stays in one place. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2309 Well, we’re not impressed there, Mr. Olympic cowboy. How you gonna herd cattle on a pommel horse? 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2310 Remember, he can lose it all on the dismount 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2311 We've tried to transition Ol' Kurt to the mechanical bull. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2312 But is he electable? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2313 He finally found the Holy Flail. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2314 I come out here to watch the performance once every four years. 1.2000 0.04815 115 98 11 6
2315 Designer boots, designer hat, designer belt buckle. Best coach in the West. But he jus' don't have that cowboy grit. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2316 Hobby horse, rocking horse, pommel horse. When is this guy going to stop horsing around? 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2317 He ain’t much use, but boy that horse never tires. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2318 I think he's gonna nail the dismount 1.2000 0.06264 80 70 4 6
2319 I’m a bit worried. Tomorrow he’s doing that naked 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2320 Save a horse? 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2321 Impressive? Sure, but what about riding off into the sunset 1.2000 0.05505 100 87 6 7
2322 Whoa Boy, Whoa 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2323 Must be one of them 'trans horses' I keep hearing about. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2324 That there is Jim Nast. As you can tell, this ain't his first rodeo. 1.1985 0.04406 136 116 13 7
2325 Don’t be too impressed, it’s just a hobby. 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2326 I guess we can't call him Tumbleweed any more. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2327 You know you always hear this is not my first rodeo, but I really think this is Jake’s first rodeo 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2328 I think he's going insane, let's take the horses and run away. 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
2329 Ah it was a whole mix-up with Amazon and he can't be arsed with the returns process. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2330 We sent him off to college and this is the closest he'll come to riding a horse now. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2331 The perfect horse for the desert. No watering hole required. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2332 He ain’t gettin’ anywhere on that thing. Awful form. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
2333 Last time he tried this with spurs. Wasn't purty. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2334 His routine is longer than “Killers of the Flower Moon” 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2335 He's got good form, I'll give him that. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2336 He’s got an audition for Yellowstone 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2337 I would give him an 8 for technique but a 0 for cattle herding. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2338 Told you he would dismount towards the left. You owe me a whole dollar. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2339 Hank there fell off his horse couple weeks ago. Been practicin’ gettin’ back on ever since. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2340 As he failed Horse Riding 101, he is creating an alternative gymnastics 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2341 He is allergic to horsehair! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2342 Pedro calls them 'prairie Pilates' " 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2343 It connects to his phone and sends him his stats and challenges. I guess I just like plain ol' riding. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2344 His New Year's resolution was to perfect his dismounts. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2345 I knew his horse's name was Pummel... But this is ridiculous. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2346 He's changed horses in midlife. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2347 He is a vegan 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2348 Schwing! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2349 Eight seconds?! Shoot, he can do this for twice that! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2350 Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2351 His real horse got tired of his dismount. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2352 You have to admit, pommel or otherwise, the man know his way around horses! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2353 Careful what you say round ‘ere… thars a reason why we call him “Literal Pete.” 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2354 We’ve got to get him a horse! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2355 Sure, he's good on the horse, but can he ride? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2356 That is nothing, you should see him on the rings! 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2357 He says it's better for his hemorrhoids. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2358 It looks like Billy has gone stir-up crazy. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2359 So this is the Sundance Kid, according to all those billboards on the highway. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2360 At least he's not just using a virtual reality app. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2361 I hear he's trying out for the Olympic gymnastics team at the Rodeo. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2362 When Rusty passed, he kept the hide so the two of them could ride on. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2363 He says his dismount needs work. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2364 He only does this because his spurs get stuck on the balance beam 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2365 Livin' the dream! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2366 No, you tell the boss that the 2024 Olympics ain’t gonna be in Paris… Texas. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2367 If you think he's good on the pommel horse, you should follow him into town tonight and see his dismount at the Parallel Bar. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
2368 He's practicing getting off his high horse. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2369 He gave up on mental gymnastics. 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2370 He wants us to call him Cowboy Gym. 1.1969 0.04748 127 110 9 8
2371 Are you sure he said was gonna 'pummel' those outlaws? 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
2372 I doubt he can really ride! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2373 WHAT'S THE POINT? 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2374 I hear he scored a 9.8 out Amarillo way for one impeccable Busnari. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2375 That horse is the best cowboy-breaker in the territory. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2376 It’s the boots. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2377 His floor exercise stinks, though 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2378 Sure, he's my 'pardner', but it's really wearing thin. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2379 You're right, Shorty. That there ain't nothin'. That kinda horse don't even buck. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2380 I only asked him if he wants to ride to the Cascades or the Olympics tomorrow. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2381 Next week, we start on a real horse 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2382 Bill's gone mad, hasn't he? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2383 He’s trying to impress Simone Biles 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
2384 His vault identifies as a horse 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2385 If only there was a horse that would tolerate Darryl's rodeo style. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2386 It ain't the woke rodeo that bothers me so much, it's seein' him competin' in his unitard. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2387 Take that, Simone Biles. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2388 He’s in next week’s rodeo 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2389 He says it don't create a mess and he saves a lot on feed. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2390 Some high fallooting exercise for after eating beans 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2391 You tell him,out here the horses buck. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2392 It significantly reduces the consumption of hay. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2393 Even if he heard, I fear he'd not be discouraged. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2394 He says it’s easier than panning for gold. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2395 How do think this will go over at the rodeo? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2396 He thinks it's a rodeo event. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2397 Parallel boots! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2398 Sure,it looks good,but it will get him nowhere. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2399 I reckon it's all gonna come down to the Floor Exercise. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2400 Well at least he won't get saddle sores. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2401 We best leave I don't want to be seen with him again 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2402 Huh, so this is what we do when you “fall off the horse”?! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2403 You should see what he can do with a saw horse. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2404 Stop horsing around 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2405 I dunno, the Russians only gave him a "7". 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2406 Peta got to him" 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2407 They say he swings both ways. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2408 It does limit his range, but we do save a lot of money on oats. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2409 Nailed it. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2410 I asked him if he was good on a horse. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2411 Ol' Clem has not been the same since losing out to Nastia Liukin back in aught-eight 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2412 Duuude..... 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2413 When *he* asked me to join him out west on his quest for gold.... I thought he meant something else. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2414 I say we just quietly take our horses and slip away. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2415 That thing dropped off his wagon last year. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2416 He swears it’s a horse. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2417 ‘Member his cousin with the windmills? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2418 Not only good for you but think of what you're saving on feed. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2419 I think he’s scared of horses! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2420 darn cows will never fall for it 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2421 He lost his horse a few months back. Looks to me like the fourth stage of grief. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2422 I usually just dig for gold. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2423 I’m as confused as you are. I swear he said to meet here to watch him “pummel” a horse. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2424 He used to ride Broncos. Now, he mainly sticks to Pommels. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2425 He still thinks he is practicing for a rodeo. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2426 Talk about horsing around... 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2427 Yet he can't mount un caballo. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2428 He might get to the podium, but he's not getting home on that thing. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2429 These Condé Nast mergers are getting out of hand 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2430 He claims it saves him a bundle on hay and oats. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2431 Roy never misses a chance to demonstrate his gymnastics championship form. It's just a shame gymnastics hasn't been invented yet. 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
2432 Him? That’s Billy the Kid’s brother… Paul the Pummel. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2433 He’s going nowhere with this 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2434 Gonna tell my kids this is John Wayne. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2435 Dang! Wrong kinda horse! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2436 Back East, that's what they call a horse. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2437 He ordered it from Wish. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2438 It's a retired Tenessee Walker. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2439 That's nothing, wait until you see his dressage. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2440 No idea what this means, but he said it was 'like the Pony Express, only virtual.' 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2441 Dies he know the rodeo won’t let him enter that horse? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2442 It's a personal decision. I'm not convinced 'aging in place' is the right choice for me. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2443 Looks like Harold got over the twisties. 1.1944 0.05172 108 94 7 7
2444 I think his name is Jim Nast. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2445 When I said to mount the horse, I didn’t mean the pommel horse.. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2446 Ain’t got no giddy-up, but sure is mighty pretty to watch. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2447 He'll get a real one once he stops horsin' around 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2448 I reckon JobsGPT ain't ready for prime time. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2449 He can't ride for shucks, but his dismounts are pretty amazing. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2450 This brings "do-si-do" to a whole new level. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2451 You never know what a cowboy will do when you say, "Giddy up." 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2452 Can’t wait to see him working the bull rings! 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2453 That horse doesn't have to graze. On the other hand, it doesn't go anywhere. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2454 Can he land the dismount? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2455 That cowboy is woke. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2456 I like rustling cattle better 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2457 I would give him a ten but he's not showing enough skin. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2458 No wonder he has a hitch in his get along 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2459 That's 4-time Old West champion Simone Bales 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2460 well, that bronc is broken 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2461 Maybe we should take up dressage. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2462 He saves big on feed, barn fees, and visits to the vet. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2463 I think Bronco Bill is having an existential crisis. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2464 I told him — that podium at regionals ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
2465 He'd never DARE to do that if John Wayne were alive! 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
2466 Real men ride real horses 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2467 Whut, y'all ain't never seen a modern dance piece exploring the objectification of the natural world for the sake of the glorification of man's fragile ego in the Age of the Colt .45? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2468 Rusty exposes the irony of his name. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2469 I'm trying to remember his exact words. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2470 He refuses to admit that he typed in the wrong search term on the Amazon website. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2471 'Cletus said to '"git with the program"' 1.1935 0.05567 93 81 6 6
2472 Crazy dude sez that thar's a hoss even tho it ain't got no head nor tail. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2473 I told Stubby not to drink so much at those parallel bars. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2474 He has really taken 'horseplay' to a whole new level! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2475 That's Limber Legs Hickok. Fastest pommel horse in the West. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2476 That one ain’t goin’ nowhere. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2477 His old horse died. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2478 His routine is all the more riveting when he wears a spangly skin- tight costume. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2479 Tuck’s with the Cartwheel Gang that rides outta Handsprings. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2480 You sayin' she bet him two bits he couldn't ride side-saddle? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2481 The Russian judge is gonna deduct for the bent arms. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2482 Tex never did have much horse sense. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2483 We've asked him if he wants a real one but he seems happier his way. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2484 He just watched Urban Cowboy 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2485 I reckon he's takin' this cruelty to animals kick a bit far. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2486 I guess he ain't going to get no saddle sore on his ass. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2487 He’s not much use on the trail, but around the campfire? Very entertaining. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2488 He’s making a horses ass of himself. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2489 I thought we were going to see ‘Jim’?! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2490 It's good to see him getting back on the horse. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2491 That there is a pommel cattle rancher. Odd folk, they are. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2492 No Sir, this is Paris, Texas. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2493 That's the move that did in Daisy 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2494 I just don't think he'll get anywhere with that. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2495 I reckon them are some fancy moves, but can he stick the dern dismount? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2496 I thought it was strange when he told me he rides side saddle. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2497 If he can do that on a real horse, he’s a lock to take the best trick rider trophy. 1.1930 0.04965 114 99 8 7
2498 He only learned to ride side saddle. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2499 And you thought reverse cowgirl was hard. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2500 John Ford and the Duke will be turning in their graves 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2501 O.K., now let’s see him try it on Ol’ Rusty. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2502 I suggested an Appaloosa, but he went with the Pommel horse instead. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2503 No methane problem here. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2504 Once over lightly..." 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2505 Leave him be. He ain’t long fer this world no how once Big Butch Pommel finds out he took his horse. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2506 He says animal rights groups are pushing it as replacement for bull riding events at rodeos. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2507 His horse just wouldn't stand still. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2508 He’s been working on his dismount. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
2509 Jim’s always been ahead of his time, I guess. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2510 When I told him, "You've just got to get back on the horse," I didn't mean that horse. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2511 I'm not convinced that qualifies him as an equestrian! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2512 Once every four years he is on TV for 3 minutes 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2513 When he ordered a horse he forgot to specify the type of horse. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2514 Another "City Slicker" thinking he's his own Cowboy 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2515 Don't tell him. He already has a silver medal. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2516 Says he's going to be the fastest man in a vest. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2517 My horse is too fat for me to do that… 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2518 Let's get him a real horseI'm 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2519 His spirit animal is a pommel horse. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2520 Next he'll move onto the parallel saloons. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2521 I heard him say getty-up 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2522 And he's got parallel bars on both sides of Main Street in Dodge! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2523 AI nailed it again. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2524 He can't go furlong. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2525 It doesn't take him anywhere so why is he obsessed with perfecting his mount and dismount. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2526 His doctor told him to get rid of his frustrations, he should pummel something. He never was a good speller. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2527 Too bad this is not an event in the Olympics. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2528 I hear they even replaced the two saloons downtown with parallel bars. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2529 No, YOU go tell him that's not what you meant when you told him women liked it when men were fancy in the saddle. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2530 Yeah, but what's he gonna do when he feels lonesome? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2531 You’d think he’d be ready for a real horse by now. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2532 This routine of his is going nowhere. 1.1915 0.04849 94 80 12 3
2533 Sheriff Pomell hasn't been the same since his horse died. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2534 Sure, the routine is at least an 8, but that still won't get him back to the bunkhouse. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2535 Yes. It had been pommeled, but he did find his horse. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2536 These things happen, Out on the Range. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2537 Pummel horse, more like dummel horse. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2538 He seems to be trying to get off… I’m starting to get a woodie. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2539 Darned Pommelcow rustlers got his whole herd 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2540 At least he’s not using an actual horse anymore. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2541 He likes a stable horse 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2542 Not only that -- he told me he's opening a saloon with parallel bars. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2543 I've told him over and over again. The rodeo Olympics are not what he thinks they are. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2544 He ain't going to impress no gal with that. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
2545 No live horse will get near him. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2546 Don’t trade us in. We’ll let you do that and still take you where you want to go. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2547 It's called the Western Swing 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2548 3.5/10, his toes aren't pointed. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2549 His dismount is really good, but he can"t keep up with the herd. 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
2550 Mark my words: some day the Northeast New Mexico Tournament will be huge. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2551 I hear his mare wouldn't put up with it. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2552 Gives new meaning to the song "Back in the saddle again". 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2553 He was really inspired by that Pommel Horse Whisperer Documentary 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2554 He's a'feared'a horses. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2555 Sure, he can ride a horse. Let's see how well he does on the parallel bars. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2556 He says he needs to stay on for eight seconds. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2557 He just... He just doesn't get it. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2558 He’s movin’ plenty, but he ain’t goin’ nowhere. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2559 What did you say about my hat? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2560 What makes you say this guy’s going places? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2561 Makes sense, don’t have to feed it, put on shoes, or muck a stall. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2562 so, another person transitioning 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2563 I dunno, Jake. He's got them fancy moves, but he's all saddle and no horse" 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2564 This the last time I’ll volunteer to join his posse. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2565 He’s going plant-based. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2566 Sure, he's got her broke in, but her chances of winning the calf roping contest ain't worth a warm pitcher of spit. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2567 Dang Tex, if we haven't struck gold! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2568 The add said ‘rides upon request.’ 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2569 Millennials ... 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2570 If we wanna win the West, we gotta train. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2571 I reckon you can tell he ain’t from here. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2572 Dusty's working on his sidesaddle dismount. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
2573 Save a horse, ride a cowboy!” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2574 I've always considered him a 10 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2575 Cowboy training wheels. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2576 Hank, I told yah! Slim doesn't know the difference between a palomino and a pommel horse. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2577 He looks fancy, but he can’t herd cattle worth a flip. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2578 Definitely a ten 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2579 Gotta learn how to avoid cacti somehow. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2580 I ain’t inerested in them city slicker moves, but as hosses go it sure don’ take much to feed. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2581 Hank prefers form over substance. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2582 Well, he did say he was looking for a small horse that’s easy to mount. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2583 Ever since that snake bite, he’s been acting all kinds of strange 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2584 I guess those city folk can sure show us a thing'r two when we let 'em. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2585 In the desert, it's all about survival of the fittest. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2586 His real horse is lifting weights at the high school gym. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2587 I don’t know where he came from, but he’s amazing on the horse ! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2588 He calls her Darla. He says she’s the steadiest horse he’s ever met. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2589 George, you're supposed to know how to ride a Quarter Horse, NOT a pummel horse. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2590 Training Camp is starting pretty early this year! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2591 Don't knock it. He won Silver in Tokyo last Summer. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2592 He says it'll pay for itself in six months on what he saves in oates. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2593 I usually wind up getting the cows. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2594 Surprisingly, his best event is parallel bars. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2595 I hear he's got a tricky dismount. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2596 He's worried they'll know its his first rodeo 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2597 Gotta be a big horse! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2598 He even has a name for it. 'Pommel.' Like it's a real horse. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2599 Personal choice matters 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2600 I thought a Pommel Horse was another roping breed… 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2601 He'll win the duel, but will he win our hearts? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2602 I swear the new vegan guy's boots are leather. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2603 He didn’t want to pay the return shipping fee for the autocorrected online order mistake - he wanted a pinto horse, not a pommel horse. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2604 Should we pummel that dude? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2605 He used to be a full-time cowpoke,but now it’s just a hobby 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2606 But I reckon trying to "ride off into the sunset" is going to bring his score way down. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2607 I don't have the heart to tell him.... 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2608 He's never been at home here! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2609 He’s got a 10 gallon hat and a 5 point routine. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2610 He's never broken a stallion, but he did break a 9.9 on that thing. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2611 He’s graceful. I give him that. But he don’t know squat ‘bout buying a horse. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2612 Well, you should see what his wife invented for when he's out here all day. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2613 If he nails the dismount it’ll be 10, but can he ride off into the sunset? 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
2614 Ever since his Ancestry results showed Jack Lalanne. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2615 A horse of a different color . . . . 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2616 I could drive cattle through those legs. 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
2617 He says he's the Saw Horseman of the Apocalypse. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2618 Sure, but let's see how he does on the written test. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2619 He has won the dismount competition two years in a row. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2620 I don't have the heart to tell him there ain't no Russian judge 'round these parts. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2621 You reckon he has a heckava dismount? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2622 He works over at the Parallel Bar ranch 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2623 He’s really letting his imagination ride wild huh? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2624 Phew. I thought you said he was going to pummel us. 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2625 Such a waste of natural cowboy talent. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2626 Tim never was good with stirrups...or a real horse. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2627 Yessir, look at him go. Wild hearts can’t be broken. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2628 Just watch! This'll be bigger than the mechanical bull. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2629 Is that an iHorse? 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2630 He doesn't have to feed it 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2631 Excellent horse skills,but they will never get him anywhere. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2632 I know it’s not a real horse, but his single-leg swings and scissors are amazing! And wait for the dismount! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2633 I’d give him a 10, but he just doesn’t seem to be able to land. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2634 When it comes to the dismount, he’s a natural. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2635 So that's why he ordered that cowhide leotard. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2636 I ain’t got the patience for this one-horse town. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2637 He's got the rootin' down, but he needs to work on his tootin'. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2638 Great form; lousy mileage 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2639 Do you think he expects us to judge him? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2640 I don't think Jesse will live to see the day when his 'JIM'-NASTICS craze takes off. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2641 Tryin my new rodeodorant, y'all 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2642 It was a bad accident. The poor horse lost its head and tail,and Tex lost his mind. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2643 I just think it would be easier if he mined his own gold medal 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2644 Yep,Hank has already booked his flight to Paris this summer. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2645 Next, he learns how to straddle. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2646 Fiercest flair West of the Mississippi. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2647 I told ya. Jim Nast is the rowdiest hombre in these here parts. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2648 Yeah, he's good. But he can't score on floor exercize because they make him take off his damn boots! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2649 Goat yoga is out, we’ve moved on to ‘silent mediation, solo, saddle it up, hot yoga’ in a desert 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2650 And here we have the swinging cowboy 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2651 The Bulgarian judge'll nick him every time fer not pointin' his toes. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2652 HE'S PRACTICING UP FOR WHEN HE GETS A REAL HORSE! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2653 Everyone talks about what a crack shot Henry is but I'll be darned if he can't handle a pommel horse with the best of 'em. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2654 His dismount needs work....I speak from experience. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2655 The problem is that he does it for only eight seconds at a time. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2656 Next time be a tad more specific in the want ads 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2657 Don't look like no palomino to me. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2658 Behind the scenes at Buffalo Bills traveling circus 1.1866 0.04389 134 116 11 7
2659 Apparently TikTok was questioning his horses consent to be filmed. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
2660 They don't call him Jesse Gyms for nothin' 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
2661 What kind of plan do you reckon he's on? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2662 They said she couldn't be broken. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2663 Yup, he's done been through the desert on a pommel horse with no name, I reckon. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2664 It was a better act with his horse 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2665 With this form he can easily get a scholarship from Arizona State Fair. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2666 Wonder what triggered Roy. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2667 He says it doesn't go as fast but doesn't need to be fed or watered 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2668 Don’t judge him. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2669 I told him, he needs to learn how to ride a Palomino. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2670 This transfer portal thing has really gotten out of hand. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2671 I blame the Writers strike for this adaptation of Blood Meridian. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2672 He doesn’t just like the horse, he’s an all-around cowboy. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
2673 Well, it's like Gymkata, but with more hay. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2674 He hasn't been the same since he lost his license. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2675 Now that really is a horse of a different color . 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2676 Well, he's got the "giddy" part down. Now, if he could just giddy-up! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2677 Well, he'll never get anywhere, but he'll save on horse feed. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2678 He's going for gold this year. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2679 Nailed the dismount. He's ready for a real horse. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2680 If you're impressed now, wait'll you see him stick the dismount. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2681 Nine. His spurs flew off. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2682 I was once an Olympian…” Callum J Rolfe, London U 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2683 Ever since he got that pommel horse, he's no longer at home on the range. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2684 My mistake in hiring him, but he did say there was nothing he could not do on a horse. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2685 He's training for the metaphorical rodeo. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2686 But why is he always going counterclockwise?" 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2687 "Man, it sure beats the saddle horn for on board calisthenics. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2688 He sure knows how to handle that horse. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2689 Well, everyone needs a hobby. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2690 He intends to pommel the Indians to death. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2691 It's a kinda horse, I reckon. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2692 Well if it isn't Jesse Gyms, doing his usual routine. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2693 He doesn't cover much ground, but oh those six-pack abs. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2694 When I said he needed a new horse, this isn't quite what I had in mind but he's got good amplitude and his hips are clear of the handle. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2695 He has a good stride swing, good circle too. I give him a +0.5 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2696 Jed’s nag don’t buck, but ya gotta love those twirlies! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2697 When the boss finds out, he's gonna get pommeled. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2698 His riding privileges were revoked when he failed to mount. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2699 Ride "em" cowboy. It's a perfect 10! 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
2700 This ride emits less greenhouse gas he told me 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2701 He used to twirl his gun before he became a democrat. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2702 Keep an eye on the French judge… She’s prickly. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2703 His dismount is improving.. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2704 cowboys / ai cowboy 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2705 Looks like he's been spending time in Marfa. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2706 Looks cool, not sure how that makes him good at rounding up cattle, or how he got here. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2707 If you think his horsemanship is impressive, just wait until you see how he breaks into a vault. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2708 He's not the sharpest, but you have to admit - his form is perfect. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2709 But he swore he could handle a horse with the best of 'em! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2710 F#%k Him, and the horse he rode in on!! 1.1848 0.05558 92 81 5 6
2711 He’s setting up for double scissor hop sideways C, 360 spindle on leather D and the circle to handstand dismount B. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2712 He's taken work life balance to a whole new level with this one 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2713 i think you're just about ready for the real thing 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2714 ...at least he's not bowlegged? Amiright?! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2715 Tex is hoping his petition for a new Summer Olympic Cowboy Gymnastics Division gets approved. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2716 Think it's easy? You try dismounting with cowboy boots. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
2717 That’s Jim, Jim Pommel, the most utterly baffling cowboy in the West. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2718 The Pilates core work is paying off 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
2719 George says he is hoping for a bronze medal in the 2025 Rodeolympics 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2720 Well, it's less inappropriate than his parallel bars. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2721 I don't have the heart to tell him, that even if he sticks the dismount, he'll still have to start sidesaddle. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2722 Luke was never able to break ol' Pommel. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2723 He's almost ready for Paris. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2724 I reckon those pants have pockets and contour fit. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2725 Cowboys pondering cowboy ai . 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2726 I didn’t know what to expect from ‘cowboy gymnastics’, but this ain’t it. Guess I thought ‘pommel horse’ was a rare breed of some type? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2727 She’s a beaut, but she’s no good with the cattle. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2728 He knows this is Paris, Texas right? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2729 I can do all that on my horse and still herd the cattle. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2730 I don't care how good he is, that dang pommel horse ain't goin' nowhere! 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
2731 He's been a little confused lately.... 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2732 He's been struggling with the dismount ever since he decided to go bareback. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2733 How do you get thrown off a horse that can't buck? 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2734 Ole slim is just makin’ lemonade 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2735 Not bad for a New Yorker! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2736 He's Swedish. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2737 It won’t buck you off and it’s great for your core. And it’s technically still a horse, so we’re good with the union. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2738 And this isn't even his best event--you should see him on the parallel saloons. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2739 You’ve gotta wonder what spurs him on… 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2740 He doesn’t stand a chance with the Russian judge. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2741 I sent him to Jim to learn how to mount a horse. I think he misheard me. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2742 Tell you what, it eats a whole lot less hay than the old model, but it don't go nowhere near as fast. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2743 He went to college 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2744 Best pummel horse work in the county 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2745 He’s vegan. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2746 His routine is just average but he really sticks the dismount. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2747 He calls it cowbo Yoga” 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2748 He’s crap on the rings. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2749 A horse is a horse, of course, of course That is, of course, unless the horse is a pommel horse. 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
2750 Yep. He's good! But he gets pummeled by a real horse. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2751 'They call him "The Limber Kid."' 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2752 He’ll end up in the horsepital. You hauling him to ER? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2753 Lefty is not the same since he lost his horse and saddle in the crypto crash. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2754 We’re always late, but he is a magnificent rider. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2755 Psst . . . Don't tell him it aint a real horse. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2756 I’d rather take my chances with saddle sores. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2757 Dave had said he’d been digging for gold, but I expected it to be in bars. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2758 Ever since Marshall Biles a came ta town, can't git him off the darn thing 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2759 Style, but no speed. 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
2760 Oh Earl, get off your high horse 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2761 He'll be ready for the round-up in no time. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2762 I told him not to look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
2763 I think he is at the wrong Rodeo to win a Belt Buckle 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2764 How convenient 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2765 Slim's dismount sure has gotten better, dontcha think? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2766 All cowboy, no horse. He may be back in the saddle but he ain't goin' nowhere. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2767 Well, now I’m starting to think he’s right. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2768 Jeb’s first horse was a Palomino 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2769 He keeps tellin' me, 'The contract said to provide your own horse. It didn't say what kind of horse....' 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2770 Look dad, I’m almost a real cowboy now! 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2771 He's making his legs all straight, so he won't fit right." 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2772 He's got style, I'll give him that. But he's goddam worthless come round up. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2773 Ain't pommel horses s'posed to have two handles, Michael? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2774 After the accident Harlyn only rides them A.I. horses. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2775 Yes, I know, but don't be too hard on him. It's the first time he's been on a horse. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2776 His circles and flairs were pretty darn good, but let's see what his dismount looks like 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2777 I didn’t know he could ride side saddle. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2778 Impressive. But should we see how he handles a real horse before we hire him? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2779 It’s all smoke and mirrors…. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2780 I don't think that's really what 'getting back on the horse' means. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2781 And he rides a regular horse in a leotard. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2782 He’s from the city. Kind of like one of those devices where they walk in one place. Should we tell him, he’s not riding a real horse? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2783 He said he was bringing his horse from his home in Connecticut. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2784 But how does it eat? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2785 I told him not to order a horse off the Internet. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2786 Nobody likes a show off. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2787 Let's see how he performs with the gun and the spurs on... so far this not Olympics material 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2788 No spurs, dude! That's a yellow-bellied dismount. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
2789 I think the hat might be holding him back from moving on to the next round. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2790 He won't get far on that critter, she don't eat much. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2791 I realize it's politically incorrect, but I never trusted a fellow cowpoke who had to practice riding sidesaddle. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2792 He told me he wanted to ride a horse that was more challenging. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2793 She’ll do 25 on the highway. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2794 Every now and then you’ll hear, “Giddiup, consarn it!” 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2795 I reckon he’s fixin’ to do a Russian Circle into a handstand dismount. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2796 He went to prep school 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2797 I reckon I prefer a horse with no name to one named ‘Pommel’. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2798 Looks like Slim is finally getting the hang of his AI-generated horse. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2799 At least I don't have to feed it... 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2800 Who’s going to tell him it’s not that kind of horse? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2801 He just heard Dodge City got the Summer Olympics 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2802 Those city dwellers - can't distinguish a pommel horse from a mechanical bull! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2803 The horse wanted a break, not a show. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2804 It was a gift from Silver. 1.1818 0.04864 110 96 8 6
2805 He's training for the Rodeolympics 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2806 Hey, Jeb! Quit pommel-horsing around. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2807 He's no Zoltan Magyar. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2808 He's good, but he ain't no Rhys McClenaghan. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2809 That new cowboy from the East coast said he’s going somewhere, but he ain’t going nowhere on that horse! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2810 He says this will reduce his carbon footprint. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2811 I just told him to get off his high horse. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2812 She's a slow mover but never gives me any sass. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2813 No wonder he doesn't get anywhere. He doesn't even use his spurs! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2814 I reckon the hobby-horse was too ornery for him. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2815 Palomino? … No, I believe it’s called a Pommel. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2816 he calls himself ‘the headless horse’s man’ 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2817 I thought he said 'Palomino' 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2818 The two ‘em…absolutely hilarious on a cattle drive! 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2819 We’re breaking’ in a new intern. 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
2820 He still has not gotten over the loss of his horse. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
2821 He's practicing cowboy gymnastics for the Olympics. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2822 He thought he’d purchased a sorrel horse. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2823 You should see him on the uneven bars” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2824 When I was his age we achieved fitness by bailing hay, building barns and riding horses. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2825 That's not that I meant when I told him we are breaking into the vault. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2826 Dang thing is slower than molasses, but there’s savings at the feed store. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2827 He does this every time before he goes cattle rustling 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2828 In these parts, a horse is a horse. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2829 He's the black sheep of the family. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2830 I suppose every cowboy has his own way of facing a midlife crisis. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2831 He's got good form but don't get nowhere with that horse. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2832 You don't need to watch the clock to know the time. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2833 Incredible core 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2834 Yep, impressive. But wait 'til he gits on something that moves. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2835 But what end 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2836 Well, he don't get very far with that horse, but he sure get there quick. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2837 Don't know how he expects to complete his routine - the artist left off the other hand grip. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2838 He was singing about being old cowhand, from the Rio Grand. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2839 Seems kinda gay, don't it. 1.1809 0.05446 94 83 5 6
2840 They use him as a weathervane now. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2841 The sheriff should throw Tex into the hoosegow for pommeling that horse! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2842 Should we tell him, it ain't like that on real steeds? 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2843 When Tex said that he was going for the gold, I thought he meant Sutter’s Mill. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2844 Which one of us is going to tell Jim there's no money in that vault? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2845 He's saying thataway to Dodge City. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2846 He told me he was going to pummel his horse. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2847 I keep saying, get off on the left side, but he still can't make up his mind. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2848 They call him Jim. Jim Nast, to be precise. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2849 I think they’re likely to mark him down on homonyms. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2850 Don't tell him there's no pommel mule in the Olympics. 1.1803 0.04658 122 107 8 7
2851 HR sent him down for us to check his “horse skills. Things haven’t been the same since that gym bought out the ranch. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2852 Bill sure does have range. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2853 You won’t believe what he’s wearing under them duds he’s got on 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2854 He's got a dang impressive dismount, but who really gives a hoot? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2855 When Sparky said he was going to ride a horse of a different color, I didn't know he meant a pommel horse. Wait 'til you see his dismount! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2856 He’s got good enough form, but he can’t point his toes with his cowboy boots on 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2857 Just look at the way he handles that horse. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2858 That’s a damn UFO. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2859 He named his Charley. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2860 Big deal, I'd love to see him do that on a real horse. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2861 He's loco, ain't he? But there's somethin' in his eyes…wildfire and somethin' more. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2862 Welllll, I’ll be damned… Here me and the fellas thought he was upta somethin’ ‘weird’ when he disappeared behind the shed all the time. Who da guessed ‘that’? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2863 I think he's going for a different kind of gold. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2864 He smartened up ...He used to practice on those cacti over there... 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2865 Strangely, I admire his technique! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2866 Aw man I gotta take a dump so bad... 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2867 He gets his salsa from New York City. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2868 Based upon Cormac Macarthy’s classic novel , Hallmark Channel proudly presents a story of spiritual awakening and eventual Olympic Glory : “All the pretty pommel horses “ 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2869 Definitely helps with saddle sore. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2870 He was inspired by Simone Biles 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2871 Yep...he got it from that traveling salesman. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2872 Impressive, but can he nail the dismount? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2873 He's sticking with balance beam until the lasso enters an olympic lineup. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2874 Wait 'til you see his dismount! He does a double axle! 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2875 They found out that Billy was also one of the pioneers of gymnastics 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2876 He's expert at breaking horses. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2877 He’s my sister’s kid so I had to give him the job. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2878 I thought you said "we" were going for the gold in the vault. 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
2879 James Nast! That will never catch on! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2880 #Round these parts they call him Jim." 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2881 We just have a different idea of what gold is gentleman 1.1792 0.04979 106 93 7 6
2882 Gee, you don't have to be a gymnast to get on a horse. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2883 You should see him on the parallel saloons. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2884 You can lead a gymnast to a ranch, but you can’t make him cowboy. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2885 He's back in the saddle again. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2886 It's a tough way to get on to a saddle! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2887 He said that by riding that he won't get saddle sores. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2888 It may not get him places, but he doesn't need to feed the darn thing 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2889 I keep telling him, "If you want the gold, you gotta lose the boots!" 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2890 He mumbled something about "Olympics." 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2891 He’s allergic to horses 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2892 He's from the City.... 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2893 That’s how to beat a dead horse. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2894 Yup. But let's see what would happen if it took off at a galllop. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2895 The west can be lawless, but his routine is flawless 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2896 The Doc says he’s overcompensatin’ for when he fell off his horse in front of his sweetheart 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2897 He used to be known as English saddle Steve, but now they say he's called Pommel Pete 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2898 I'd say that there varmint is the triumph of style over substance, Sundance. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2899 it's flashy, but can he put that contraption on top of a horse? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2900 his routine on the mechanical bull is astonishing 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2901 I'm just relieved he didn't say "pummel " horses. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2902 Keep him out of the kitchen. He’ll ride the range. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2903 I guess him and the horse didn't get along. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2904 He’s training for his Pilates Instructor certification. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2905 He's prepping for climate change. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2906 Now Hank, ya gotta admit, his scissors ain't half bad, but his flair jus' ain't cuttin' it. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2907 Cowboying can mean to different things to different folks. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2908 I think the judges were right, he’s going nowhere. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2909 He’s an Olympic horseman 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2910 With your spurs it’s a higher degree of difficulty. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2911 Slim puts a lot of effort into preserving his nickname. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2912 He’s just horsing around! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2913 If Lubbock wins its bid to host the summer 2036 Olympics, Slim will be ready. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2914 I tried to tell him it was the wrong horse. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2915 I bet his crotch doesn't hurt! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2916 If he keeps this up.....he 'll be on a real horse in no time. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2917 Sure, no one is better than Pete riding the pommel horse, but how is he at the floor exercise? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2918 - I know it's stupid but he makes millions turnover on this... 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2919 I can't wait to see him do that on a real horse. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2920 I’m not sure I agree that practicing in open spaces in dry desert air is going to improve his scores as much as he thinks. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2921 He’s got the giddy up, but I doubt he’ll ever get to “go.” 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2922 Ai sometimes misses the nuances. 1.1780 0.04604 118 103 9 6
2923 PT. It might stop his incessant falling out of the saddle. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2924 I dun told ya his salsa’s from New York. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2925 I wonder how he’ll score on the ropes. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2926 Maybe we needed to be more specific. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2927 Jed has dreams. He hopes to ride dressage some day. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2928 You should see his head of cattle. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2929 Don't worry, he's just a stunt double. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2930 The Pomelrosa 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2931 He does spend a lot less on feed, but range can be an issue. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2932 I think his horse would have a better chance at the Olympics. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2933 Something about pilates, whatever that is. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2934 High horse, Pommel Horse, either way I wish he'd just get off it. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2935 Let's wait till he dismounts. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2936 The rehearsal goes wrong. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2937 He’s a slow draw and a terrible shot, but his core strength is the stuff of legend. I reckon he’d out-plank anyone from here to Cheyenne. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2938 Now we didn't say anything when Zeke changed his dressage to English, but this is a bit much. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2939 I say we don't tell him. Let the kid keep his illusions. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2940 You should see what he uses for the uneven bars. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2941 He's got a gymnastic way with a certain type of horse. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2942 He's gonna get docked at least a few tenths cuz of that hand wobble. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2943 What part of “pommel” _does_ he understand? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2944 That's the one they said no man could pommel. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2945 And he was concerned he’d have nothing to do when he retired.” 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2946 Quit Horse’n round Bill” “Welp, that’s certainly a horse with no name” “So I said, What do we do when we fall off that horse… we get back on 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2947 Do you think we should tell him that his horse should have two pommels? 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2948 Yes, that's the notorious pommel kid. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2949 Bill’s resume seemed impeccable. ‘Comes with own horse’ it said! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2950 Pommeling for gold is way more fun than panning for it. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2951 I'm hearing jazzy music. You? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2952 Wyatt's too cowboy to admit he bought the wrong horse on the internet 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2953 This is obviously not his first rodeo. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2954 Paris, Texas 2024. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2955 He says that he's training for some durn thing called the Olympics. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2956 That's Jim, Jim Nasty. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2957 He goes by the name Jim Cotta, from The OK Boomer Corral. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2958 Maybe we should pummel him to make this stop. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2959 He’s trying to lasso a gold medal. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2960 Doesn't get far...........but he sure saves big on oats and barley! 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2961 I heard he isn’t going to race him. He’s going to put him out to stud. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2962 Ol Tex hisself has still got the moves, but they say his hoss ain't got no giddy-up! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2963 Heads you tell him, tails I do? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2964 He’s better at this than the trampoline. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2965 We can't take him anywhere. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2966 I can’t figure it out, I wonder if he ain’t gotten into the Mountain Dew again… 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2967 His dismount here is the same as in the Dodge City. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2968 We keep tellin' him that if he's a-fixin' to ride a horse in the Olympics, there's Equestrian...but he thinks this looks more 'manly'. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2969 Sheriff says they won't give him his horse back until he performs a proper dismount. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2970 Ride ‘em cowboy. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2971 It's even more embarrassing when he belly's up to the parallel bars 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2972 Did you bring the score cards? 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
2973 I reckon his dismount was just a bit too much for his old horse. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2974 I reckon that’s the horse of a different cowboy! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2975 You think he's ready for a real horse? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2976 One of the Nast brothers... Jim. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2977 Another city slicker showing me how to dismount a horse! 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2978 He said the old horse used to make him feel mighty teleological 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2979 Just wait until you see his twisting dismount! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2980 He never should have entered that rodeo. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2981 Looks less like a “hobbie” horse and more like he should go pro! 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2982 Don’t tell Gus that thing he’s on used to be Old Paint” 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2983 I shoulda been a cowboy. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2984 Can't rob a bank like that. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2985 He reckons it's gonna be the next big thing on the Rodeo circuit. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2986 Two-bits he sticks the dismount. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2987 Yeah, but can he swing from the chandelier? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2988 We shoulda never bought him that tv. 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2989 Not a great rider but his dismounts are something else! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2990 He got a perfect ten last year 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2991 'We're really not going to head them off at the pass, are we?' 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2992 He needed a horse that wouldn’t get freaked out by lightning. 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
2993 I don’t think he can beat Simone. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2994 What are the Olympics?" 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2995 No cowpoke sticks the landing like Pommel Hoss. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2996 He ain't going anywhere in that pommel horse. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2997 You’d think his boots would get in the way. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2998 How long until the dismount? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2999 That's Nasty Jim. He's turned himself around and says he won't exploit animals any more. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
3000 Frosh 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3001 I dunno...he said he was prospectin' fer gold 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3002 He's not going to get a gold at this rate. They should define HORSE a little better. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3003 Well, the general store was all out of uneven parallel bars 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3004 Oh, sure he looks great right now, but his calf ropin' is about the saddest thing I ever seen. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3005 Cross country gymnastics appeals to the younger generation. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3006 He made the gymnastics team but he still needs more work on the pommel horse. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3007 Look! He found his horse. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3008 I’ve tussled with some tough men out here, but you don’t want no trouble with ol’ Jim Nast. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3009 I'll just bet he still can't manage to get in his saddle!! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3010 And that’s how Hopalong got his handle. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
3011 It’s a new event in rodeo competition for those who can’t ride actually ride. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3012 Bill says he’s gonna fly it over China 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3013 He calls it Western spin, I call it pummel loco. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3014 He calls it the Pommel Express, but I'm still waiting for my mail. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3015 He never could tell the difference between a Pummel and a Palomino. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3016 Each of us has our own unique journey for gold. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3017 Those are the upgrades, I presume.. 1.1758 0.05546 91 81 4 6
3018 I done heard he's got an android phone too 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3019 Pretty amazing on a pommel horse with only one pommel. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3020 True, but he doesn't need to feed or water it, a distinct advantage in this environment. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3021 I wanted you to meet the pommel whisperer. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3022 Meanwhile all the dang pommel cows done run off. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
3023 I've been through the desert on a horse with no name 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3024 He has the cleanest dismount in the west. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3025 And he can to change horses midstream without getting his boots wet too! 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
3026 Tex can't ride a real horse worth a damn. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3027 Is this woke? 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3028 He's got his heart set on Paris 2024 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3029 It's the only thing that works to bring the cattle in. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3030 Western style only has the one handle. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3031 Ever since he got cable, he hasn't been the same. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3032 Whoopi-ty-aye-oh… rockin' to and fro… he’s workin’ hard to get back in the saddle again. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3033 It's not a mirage, Beau, looks like Buck's got Olympic fever. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3034 Remote work for the traveling Wild West Shows. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3035 He wants to be a cowboy, but he’s never liked the travel. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3036 Don’t look like no horse I’ve ever seen. 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
3037 He don’t get paid no more, so now it’s just a hobby. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3038 Actually it fits better out here than the sauna he tried here before. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3039 He wanted the horse with no name. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3040 Looks like Butch finally broke Bart Conner's horse. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3041 It's called the Hokey Cow Pokey!!! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3042 That's no cowboy; that rascal is Arizona's finest P.E. teacher. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3043 He was serious about getting that vegan horse... 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
3044 And the judges go 3... 10... to the man from Yuma! 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
3045 He represents a day when one will pay money to do a lot of work and accomplish nothing. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
3046 I Don't Care What He Says. He Ain't Gonna Make It To Abilene On That There Horse! 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3047 Never buy anything off the internet. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3048 Remember that phony online shop? He bought his "horse" there 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3049 Think he'll let us get a turn if we ask nicely? 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
3050 He did say he had a certain flair for horses 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3051 He don't even need a saddle. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3052 His horse turned him in to PETA. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3053 He's missing a pommel as well as parts of the Cerebrum, Parietal Lobe, and Cerebellum. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3054 I wouldn't try that routine on Ol' Betsy if I were you. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3055 He's the best trick rider, bar none. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3056 His real horse would run away as soon as he would dismount. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3057 Poor thing has lost his head…and tail. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3058 He couldn’t get into rodeo, so… 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3059 he thought he bought a new-fangled breed but it did come with instructions. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3060 When he first told me about it, I remember thinking 'Pommel' was a strange name for a mare. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3061 Hmmm. Nice features, but I can't see myself riding off into the sunset on it. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3062 Doesn't have much range, but saves on grass. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3063 Well, a horse is a horse of course... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3064 Come on y’all, move with me, follow along if you are beginners.”….”Joe, are you getting this live on Tik Tok?. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3065 We’ll just see if you’re this judgey once you’ve seen how lonesome cowboying can get. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3066 It’s about half a day’s ride that way and you can’t miss it 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
3067 He's practicing for a Beastie Boys video 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3068 Bet he doesn't spend a whole lot on oats. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
3069 Yep, he’s had a hankerin’ to make the Olympic team since he was knee high to a tumbleweed. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3070 He thinks there's gold in them there hills... 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3071 He’s grieving. That’s his routine right now. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3072 Look at him on his high horse. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3073 Listen, fellas. Emma from Peloton says that a strong core gives us the foundation to achieve our goals. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3074 Dang, I always come on Thursdays because there’s no line. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3075 We're all good at this one...can't crow about our floor exercises. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3076 Tuscon Ted just ain't been the same since he was hit in the head. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3077 All I said was “let’s circle up”….. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3078 The pommel horses are finally returning to their ancestral grounds. Nature is healing. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3079 He may have lost his horse, but not his moves. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3080 “It’s not his first gym event!” 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3081 At the saloon in town he was doing the parallel bars. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3082 Nice technique on the pommel but can he throw a lasso? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3083 It's just his hobby...especially when he has no ride. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3084 without even a "giddy-up" 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3085 pretty sick, ain' it? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3086 Why does it feel like he’s the one horsing around? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3087 His parents took away his riding privileges because he was just horsing around too much.He’s been in denial ever since. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
3088 He should do more research before buying online 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3089 He's always just horsing around. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3090 Let's not judge yet, his dismount might be spectacular. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3091 He has the fastest dismount in the West. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3092 I don't have the heart to tell him the Olympics don't have a cowboy pommel horse event. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3093 Say "equine" with him...Homonyms confuse him. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3094 So he's great on a horse. But can he round it up? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3095 He’s got the fastest legs this side of the Mississippi. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
3096 Look at that feller over yonder dancing on that there bench... I reckon I’d like to have sex with him, just to get back at my parents. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3097 Don't tell him our competition does the same thing on moving horses! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3098 Hey Butch. Maybe you'll do better without the spurs. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3099 His name is Gym. His horse is Steady Boy. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3100 How to break in a pommel horse. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3101 His references said he was great on the horse. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3102 The Hi Ho Silver medal last year was not good enough for him. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3103 beam me up, scotty. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3104 Ever since he pummeled his horse he's been doing all the work! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3105 He just hasn't been right since he fell off the beam. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3106 He wants to be ready for the 1896 Olympics. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3107 Metaphorically speaking, I reckon. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3108 He just doesn't get it. You heard what happened with his lasso and the cocktail waitress, right? 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3109 Ever since he found out it's called, "the horse", it's been impossible to get him off the thing. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3110 Wait until you see what he did to the town bars. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3111 Death Valley folk mass to acclaim imperious Pommel Horse Pete. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3112 "It's an Olympic year" 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3113 And his routine on the parallel bars was superb... 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3114 He thought he was getting the horse in the divorce. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3115 These boots don't match my outfit! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3116 He wants to start something called the Cowboy Olympics. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3117 You should see him on the rafters at the saloon. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3118 That’s real nice of him to do tricks for HIS horse 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3119 Dang shame he can’t ride a buckin’ horse. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3120 Someone’s unclear on the concept of a roundup. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3121 Now everybody's got a side gig 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3122 I thought we were a gang, but then he tells me he's going for an individual score. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3123 Well, if you had fallen off while walking as many times as he has you would want to do something about it too! 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
3124 Unreal. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3125 Oh yeah? Well, in these here parts, we call that a 10. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3126 Once he masters the circles and flairs, he can move on to roping and branding. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3127 Just a few more reps, fellas! 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
3128 Landed on his head the last time he was thrown from his horse. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3129 No gas.No feed. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3130 That sure ain't no way to get gold. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3131 I Just wanted my hat back.. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3132 Well, he’ll be great at riding side saddle. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3133 I guess the recession is hitting Jeff pretty hard. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3134 How much you wanna bet while he's out here doin' this shit, his woman's back at the fort beatin' savages off, with a stick of course. 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
3135 Yep, there's ol' Joe Pommel being just as crazy as you like. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3136 He hasn’t been himself since his Olympics accident 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3137 wait until he tries that on a real horse 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
3138 He just can't seem to stick the dismount 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3139 He aint cut out for ranch work but he can stick a landing. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3140 That ain’t the right way to dismount, Hop-along! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3141 How's he's gonna ride THAT all the way to gold? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
3142 He's practising for the swingers party tonight. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
3143 He says he is practicing for the rodeo, but I have my doubts. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3144 Well, at least that horse doesn't need any water...Ole Bessy here needs at least 5 gallons a day 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3145 Well shucky darn! Another whipper snapper! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3146 Let's just hope he keeps his shirt on this time. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3147 Gotta get my steps in. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3148 Well, at least his core values are strong! Jill Weiser 1.1711 0.06037 76 68 3 5
3149 It was clear that the world was not yet ready for his idea, for no one could’ve imagined him going places. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
3150 Things haven't been the same since the rodeo left town. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
3151 Think he's going to try out for the Olympics? He's never been to Paris. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
3152 Crappy rider, but you should see the mount and dismount. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3153 Is that the “pommel horse whisperer”? 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
3154 This isn’t even his best apparatus. You should see him on the parallel stall gates. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3155 'never seen a saddle like that, and I really never seen a dismount like that.. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
3156 Each rodeo, when his mount throws him, his handlers tell him to get back on the horse. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
3157 His girlfriend left him to join the olympics. He sold his real horse get in shape to win her back. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3158 We ain’t never gonna find gold with that dismount 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3159 Vegans! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3160 He's got a few scores to settle. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3161 He's just practicing. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3162 Um, Jesse, that's not the kind of vault we wanted you to rob. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3163 Wow. Does he expect the horses to do that? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3164 Wild Bill says that new horse o’ his will help him finally get the gold. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3165 I suppose he’s really taken to heart that ‘Fake it ‘till ya make it’ crapola. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3166 Looks like it's back to the want-ads there Festus. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3167 Poor Guy -Wrong Horse 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
3168 This animal-friendly alternative is just not the same as the real thing. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3169 You know what’s scary? Imagine what else he thinks is real? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3170 Everyone hasn't! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3171 Is this why he asked if one of us could pretend to be Bob Costas? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3172 He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3173 Watch out for the boots, sometimes they fly off. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3174 This is how it ends. Next it’s black tights and pink slippers. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3175 He claims this horse can get him gold... 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3176 Yeah... We're going to be her for a while... So we've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3177 We said we’d ride these horses. Lucky for us we beat him here. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3178 He just came back from Sedona. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3179 He saw it on You Tube. Calls it Cowboy Yoga. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3180 This isn’t what I meant by “saddle up” 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3181 0ne of the few who's legs haven't bowed." 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3182 Gymkata! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3183 Unmoving ride ! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3184 It all started back at the ole Horizontal Bar. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3185 Looks like Bronco Bill is going for style points 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3186 Since Trigger died Roy just hasn't been able to get back on his horse 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3187 no horn? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3188 Says he rode it here all the way from Abilene, but I have my doubts. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3189 Pommel Horse - that sure is a strange Equine breed ! Hey, Ride 'em Cowboy! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3190 Oi, quit horsin' around and around and around. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3191 Once he gets on his hobby horse, there's no stopping him! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3192 It’s an event in that new-fangled, PETA-friendly rodeo that come to town. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3193 In his grief he had Ole Paint stuffed...still a fine working Hoss, Partner! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3194 Trigger always judged his dismount, so he switched horses. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3195 I think he said it was a Pommelino horse. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3196 Apollo threw him so I urged him to get back on but... 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
3197 He reckoned it’d be safer than rodeo clown. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3198 Great, but it won't help us get to Texas unless the gym horse can schmooze its way through Immigration. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3199 Good for him, he's trying to get back on the horse again. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3200 Ol’ Pommel has been on that thing for weeks, ya’ll think it’s about time we name that thing and make it official? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3201 I love buttes in the springtime. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3202 You think that's impressive. Wait 'til you see his dismount! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3203 That's his way of protesting horse race coverage of this year's presidential elections. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3204 Dismount was a disaster. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3205 He hasn't gone crazy; he's in love. He heard Mary Lou is coming to next week's rodeo. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3206 I'd say this guy has way too much saddle and not enough horse. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3207 What in the wide wide world of sports? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3208 See that? Those knees gonna cost him a deduction! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3209 TEX RITTER, BILL BOYD, GENE AUTRY, ROY RODGERS, CLINT EASTWOOD AND JOHN WAYNE ALL LARNT THETAWAYS. WAL, MEYBE NOT WAYNE. HE WOULD JUST STEP OVER IT. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3210 We should never have stolen his stallion!" 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3211 It's green! It doesn't require hay. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3212 Former Olympian! 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3213 His floor routine in the barn is elite. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3214 He said he knows a trick to make my dismount smoother. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3215 It's an improvement. His last horse had springs. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3216 He's gonna be sorry he didn't wear chaps..... 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3217 They now understand what it takes to be the 'fastest cowboy' in all the land 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
3218 You should see him on the hobby horse! 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
3219 Then he ties his lasso to a tree branch and climbs it. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3220 Ol’ Paint lives on. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3221 Poor guy watched Urban Cowboy one too many times. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3222 I haven't seen an old school Pummel-Russian for years 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3223 I heard his horse ran off with some younger dude 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3224 It would seem this is PETA's alternative solution to riding a real horse. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
3225 Maybe he should try a saddle. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3226 You know why Carl is great on the range? He puts in the off-season work. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3227 He’s waistin’ his time - it’s just not gonna catch on at the rodeo, even as an exhibition event! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3228 That there is the infamous Pommel Bill. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3229 Me, I prefer a western saddle. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3230 It’s their screw-up. I distinctly heard him say “Palomino horse”. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3231 I wonder how he does in the free style with the hat and boots. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3232 He probably should have read the customer reviews before he ordered that new horse. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3233 I’ve already told Pommel that it will never take off…. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3234 That’s all very well but how’s he know which end to put the nose bag? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3235 Waal, old Zeke heard it said that a horse is a horse of course of course. 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
3236 He bought the A.I. model 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3237 He thinks it's a real horse. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3238 He just couldn't bear to get another real one after Snort kicked the bucket. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3239 He lives for rodeo. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3240 C'mon, don't be so critical.. it's just a buckin¨horse! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3241 I say Lucky's all hat and no dismount. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3242 Hank's been calling it rodeonastics. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3243 He sets a High Bar. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3244 That's Cal and his horsey Gym Bob. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3245 I told him to practise on a horse--I didn't mean a pommel horse" Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3246 But dammit,his dismount was very romantic 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3247 Nah, he just does it for the upper body workout. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3248 He thinks it's a horse. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3249 I like this class, but I wish he'd stop yelling, 'giddy-up' 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3250 Sure, he's good at the pommel horse, but his floor exercise is sorely lacking in tumbling moves. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3251 He's really saddled his form with those boots. Plus, he's forgotten an entire pommel. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3252 Clearly the initial attraction was the just the name, but now it seems to be the Olympics. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3253 I heard his first horse complained to Equine Resources. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3254 Told you… yuppie easterner trying to go west. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3255 Wow! If you believe that’s a “horse”, you should see what he considers a cow. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3256 They call him The Lone Scissorer. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3257 That son of a bitch better not expect a 10 from me. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3258 They all him the Lone Pommeler 1.1684 0.05109 95 84 6 5
3259 I wish he knew how to quit that. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3260 So he shoots with his toes? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3261 Well if the Native Americans can convince the Olympic Committee about their Lacrosse, we might have a chance. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3262 Uh-oh 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3263 He said it was a kind of horse, but I have my doubts. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3264 We need to come up with something to say besides, “Mount up!” 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3265 He saves a lot of money on feed. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3266 Let's see him do it with spurs. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3267 Yeah but Ted, you should see Earl on the uneven bars… 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3268 Does he know which horse a cowboy rides? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3269 That’s not what I meant last night when we were drinking around the campfire when I said ‘I bet Jim can’t pummel a horse’” 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3270 We argued. Threats were made. But I thought he said "pummel". 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3271 He's lucky there aren't any Russian judges 'round these parts. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3272 That's nothing. The other night I saw him do a series of backflips and land in the saddle of a real horse. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3273 And that there is ‘Pummel Pete’. 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3274 I’ll never understand why he chose that Pommel Horse over Old Red 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3275 He's gonna go places with that. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3276 He got pummeled in the saloon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3277 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3278 I've been told he can get that thing to gallop. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3279 he's got a lot better since he took his spurs off. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3280 His dismount needs work. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3281 You think the mount was creative, wait until you see his dismount. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3282 The last one to fall off never got back up again. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3283 Poor Bill, he's been trying to make that horse move for over an hour. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3284 He never misses a chance to take Old Trixie for a spin. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3285 Next time be more specific with Hank about which horse to bring 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3286 Nice technique but he's not going anywhere. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3287 He seems to have a lot of jingle jangle jingle. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3288 He never goes anyplace, but the horse doesn't eat much 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3289 I thought we agreed - no pommel horse! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3290 I though he was cured of athlete's boot fungus. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3291 Oh, so that's a Texas Twister! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3292 – After his horse Emmy ran away from him, his therapist advised him to find something to keep himself busy. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3293 Lots of folks said Vidmar would never make it out here. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3294 Yup! Ridin' sidesaddle does take some practice. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3295 He said he’s going to ride that thing all the way to Paris for the Olympic Games. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3296 The dismount is challenging 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3297 He's proving it is a swing state, let's keep our break short. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3298 He won gold in Tokyo. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3299 You should see him at the bars. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3300 I think Jed is ready for a real horse. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3301 He wants his folks to know that he's been to the desert on a horse with no horse. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3302 He thinks it's safer than bronco busting. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3303 OK,he mount a horse,but can he bake beans? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3304 He’s the real McCoy. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3305 He's from the big city 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3306 Yea, Joe, a native New Yorker, got his first cowboy outfit one Christmas morning in the 1950s, and ever since he rode a mechanical bull on vacation, we've been stuck with this Wall Street "cowboy." 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3307 Tens across the gourd 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3308 Don’t make fun of him because he will pummel you to death. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3309 I never gave the dismount much thought until Rodney showed up. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3310 I guess he just aint ready to git back in the saddle yet. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3311 It’s pretty windy today 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3312 He thinks he is riding a horse 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3313 Where? NEW YORK CITY!? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3314 Oh,he came from someplace back east,and drug it with him 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
3315 Says it's arm day...been holdin' that for 20 minutes now. 1.1652 0.04773 115 103 5 7
3316 Oh, so that’s what he meant by horsing around! 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
3317 I got this 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
3318 He still can't get the hang of the damn dismount. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3319 He comes out here so no one will judge him. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3320 He thinks he’s John Travolta 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3321 Simone Biles, he ain't. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3322 Broncho Silly 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3323 I don’t think he will ever be ready for a horse. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3324 He's jumping for joy that he doesn't have to feed it. 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
3325 He keeps slinging on that horse with no name 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3326 Don't know about you but I a little turned on. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3327 Whatever you do, don't mention the herd. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3328 that horse ain’t movin 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3329 Ya, I know, an' it's downright humiliating at the rodeo! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3330 Giddyup always works for me! 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
3331 It was a spur of the moment decision 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3332 He trains like this daily for one hour each time, says it doesn't give him saddle sores 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3333 he really been focusing on his dismounts 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3334 You gotta admit, he knows how to pummel that pommel. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3335 I figure when the pay is this good, what’s wrong with a little make believe? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3336 Our horses don't give a hoot, but l seriously feel Cletus is deluding himself with that newfangled pony. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3337 He just saw the olympic version of Blazing Saddles 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3338 When, oh, when will our riders’ strike end? 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3339 Don't discourage him 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3340 What do you feed those things? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3341 I sold him 4 oz of clean urine 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3342 ‘You dragged me out here for this?!’ 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3343 He says it's for his back trouble. But it don't go nowhere and he ain't working, is what I don't like. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3344 All hat; no lift 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3345 He said he was an amazing rider and would bring his own horse! 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3346 He’s always good with horses. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3347 His scissor swings are sick but his dismount needs work. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3348 So this is what he meant when he said he was going to 'pummel the horse'. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3349 Billy Bob, this here contraption is what they call Cowboy 101. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3350 His horse sure knows how to swing him! 1.1648 0.05472 91 82 3 6
3351 He’s already a swimsuit model and has over a million followers, so this is just for the love of the game. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3352 It's beautiful. He finally tamed it! 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3353 Rumor has it that he was a hell of a Canadian Mountie in his day. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3354 That’s Pommel; his great-grandad started the Circles and Flairs Ranch. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3355 He's practicing for his dismount. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3356 See—the spurs don't weigh me down at all. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3357 With form like that, he's going places. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3358 He's so stubborn he won't return anything 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3359 They call it "fusion." 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3360 The gym class in school really messed him up 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3361 But he’s got zero experience. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3362 Tandy just won’t get off his high horse. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3363 They save a lot of money, no feed and no need to muck out the stable. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3364 So that's why they call him Jimnast. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3365 Don't worry, Sparky, we've all been there. Except, you know, on the ground. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3366 Wait until you see his dismount. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3367 No one will play poker with him anymore. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
3368 I don’t think he understands what Parkour really is. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
3369 You should see it when he does that on a horse! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3370 Just wisht I could ride side saddle like that! 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
3371 Who cares if he cain’t sing Git Along Little Dogies? He always sticks the Uchimura dismount. 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3372 It has been going on for hours. That horse is priceless. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3373 We don't have the heart to tell him it's a pommel horse. 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3374 It’s Paris, France, not Paris, Texas. You gonna tell him or am I? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3375 If he doesn’t get off of that thing and let us have a turn, I’m going to pommel his ass. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3376 The horses now have a union, so before a would-be cowboy takes a ride, he must prove his fitness. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3377 He's such a show-off 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3378 He is sure is one competive Cowboy 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3379 Sit on a cactus, it's a whole other rodeo. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3380 Dang tooting he rides er hard. But we are not bareback people. 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
3381 He says it helps with the gas. 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
3382 His dream has always been a gold medal. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3383 Just ya go figure what happens a guy loses his horse ... Yeah, dude, dead scary situation, man ... 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3384 Make do with what you have, they say 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3385 It seems he read the Dummies guide to breaking a horse 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3386 I was told this couldn't be done with pants on. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3387 Obviously, it's his first rodeo. 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
3388 He's killing it on OnlyFans. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3389 Hal, “Quit horsing around on that thing!!!” 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3390 Legend has it, whoever tames the great beast is destined for gold. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3391 Well they said he had experience with horses 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3392 If it wasn’t for the unfortunate Saguaro, he really stuck the landing” 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3393 He can practice all he wants,the horse ain 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3394 Well, I'll be... What the heck's 'America's Got Talent'?? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3395 COWBOY 1: "A horse is a horse." COWBOY 2: "Of course." COWBOY 3: "Of course." 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3396 He kept saying a horse is a horse and I said No. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3397 The trot to Carnegie hall.....practice practice, practice. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3398 Like to see him do that on a real horse. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3399 I thought he said he had a “Powerful Horse,” not a “Pommel Horse.” 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3400 What do we tell Annie and Cash? 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3401 I hope Bill’s wife booked him that eye exam 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3402 Kayce is training for the latest Yellowstone installment, 2024: The Duttons take Paris.” @lukegrime 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
3403 Earl still loves riding but mastering vault moves is his real passion. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3404 He traded his silver star for gold medals. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3405 Yes, he said riding horses has always been his dream. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3406 I bet he don't eat much or mess his stall. Can you breed 'em and sell the youngins? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3407 And yet my hat falls off as soon as I bend over. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3408 He also thinks he has a shot at gold in fencing 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3409 You can take the boy out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the boy. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3410 He applied through the website. Said he could ride a horse. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3411 He said summ'n 'bout O'Limpics. I reckon he's Irish? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3412 They got Marlboro Man, but this here’s the Vape Vaulter. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3413 Hmmmph! He can’t even get on his low horse. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3414 Form and technique are good, but he’ll never go anywhere. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3415 His horse has no name 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3416 I told him to get off his high horse. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3417 I feel like this would be much easier for Wyatt in his LOVERS ERA bodysuit. 1.1628 0.05451 86 77 4 5
3418 Can’t wait for his desert floor routine. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3419 He got conned by that horsetrader in Waynesville but he's makng the most of it, I reckon. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3420 You can take the boy out of the gymnasium, but you can't take the gymnasium out of the boy. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3421 A generous grant from the Trump Future Foundation provides educational technology and hope for a better tomorrow to youths living in remote rural areas. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3422 Dios mio! Rare agonist behaviour of the belligerent cavalryman! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3423 I don’t think that’s the gold we’re lookin’ for 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
3424 He always wants to be the centaur of attention. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3425 No, YOU tell him. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3426 He's always been about safe riding. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3427 Dang Fred’s a tight ropin, straight shootin, high scissorin, big dismountin son-of-a gun! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3428 A pommel horse isn't a bucking bronco. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3429 He's not a real horse thief. He's just a pommel horse thief. Let's not hang him. We should just pummel him! 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3430 He named her Sugar… 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3431 He's using this horse to get ready for next week's rodeo. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3432 He'll never stick his dismount now! 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3433 The only thing he cares about is low hay consumption. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3434 He's got a mount to climb. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3435 He never seems to really get anywhere, but he sure looks impressive trying. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3436 Further proof that we’re in a simulation. Or, at least, Bill is. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3437 His routine has a high level of difficulty, I reckon. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3438 If you know me, I say: 'F**k shoes!' 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3439 Do you think he knows we entered him in the calf rooping? 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3440 Up till now I had him at a 9.5, looks like he might lose it on the dismount” 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3441 Do you think he knows it doesn't actually get him any where? 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3442 The horse is definitely out of the barn 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
3443 They say it's the newest thing in Finland. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3444 Creature of habit! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3445 Do we have to put him down? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3446 Why is a cowboy using a pommel horse out here to find gold? He for sure ain't gettin' no 10 from me! 1.1616 0.05118 99 89 4 6
3447 Claims he bought from a masked stranger ... calls it Silver. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3448 At this rate we'll make Albuquerque in about 7 months. 1.1613 0.05137 93 83 5 5
3449 They did say he could choose whatever horse he wanted….. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3450 A horse is a horse, is a horse, is a horse, of course. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3451 It’s called rodeonastics. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3452 Riding side saddle is harder than it looks. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3453 I think he named her Daisy... 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3454 No, he's clear lost his mind riding that horse! 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3455 Always gotta get back on the horse. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3456 All well and good, but dismount's a bitch." 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3457 Got to be an easier way to get Gold, Clem ! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3458 He isn’t ready to go pro. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3459 He says he's getting ready for Paris, but it must be the one in Texas. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3460 You have to see him walk across the top of the corral, somersault across the the cow pasture, and do rope flips hanging from horseshoes on the barn door. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3461 It was much easier using the VR demo headset at the store... 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3462 Why does he keep on practicing mounting when he doesn’t have a horse out here? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3463 He calls it a pommel horse. I’ll never get the swing of it. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3464 Of course... 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3465 He's known as the Horse Whisperer in these parts, but I don't even think that horse can hear. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3466 This is strictly a 55 and older community. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
3467 He self-identifies as Cowboy / Gymnast 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
3468 Is there malpractice for high-school guidance counselors? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3469 You should see him on a cattle drive 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3470 I heard Tim did 2.7 seconds on a side horse named Fu Manchu 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3471 It used to be enough to just sit in the saddle all day. Now I have to work on my Kolyvanov Dismount. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3472 I said to him, "show up, man"... and now this. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3473 This clearly ain't his first rodeo 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3474 If I weren’t the protagonist in a Great American Novel, I could stay and enjoy his routine. As it stands, I’ll need to kill him. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3475 Why can't he just dismount like the rest of us? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3476 He's determined to avoid becoming bow-legged. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3477 Bought it on the internet...saves money on hay but doesn't go very far... 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3478 In his imagination. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3479 Tires are hard, Ned. A gymnast with a pommel horse was all I could find. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3480 I met Dusty at the Uneven Parallel Bar 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3481 Gettin' ready for his wedding night with the schoolmarm. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3482 I can't wait to see the triple axil dismount, they are famous for that. The french and Russian scores will be polare opposites of course... Not universally, planetarily... Well it's all relative. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3483 He used to beat his old nag. So we got him a pummel horse. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3484 Well, that horse ain’t goin’ nowhere, but he’s moved me to a 10. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3485 He knocked too many horses silly 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3486 That's Dave Pommel. Never understood his obsession with that thing. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3487 A whole new take on "Ride 'em, Cowboy, ride 'em." 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3488 I never knew the dismount had to be that complicated. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3489 Dude looks good on a horse. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3490 We need more experienced candidates 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3491 He won't get very far on that horse! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3492 They say his horse is the most disciplined in the territory. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3493 His technique has really improved since he stopped doing his routine on Lightning. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3494 If this is the warm up, I can't wait to see him on his 'pommel' horse' 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3495 He named it Pommel.” 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3496 Olympic Committee called. Yes to the hat. No to the spurs. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3497 I've been through the desert on a pommel horse with no name. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3498 I'm afraid history won't remember Jesse James the Gymnast. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3499 He's still trying to reinvent how to mount a horse. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3500 But can he tie it up outside the saloon? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3501 Better tell.him that the only judge around here is the Hanging one. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3502 I thought he said his new horse was named Pamela. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3503 Just don't laugh when I tell the guys back home nobody can work a horse like Lenny. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3504 Lot of good that's going to do him out on the range. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3505 That horse only has two legs 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3506 Aren't spurs required for that? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3507 I can't wait to see a real horse toss him. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3508 If he does that on a real horse, he's going to get tossed! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3509 Someone gotta tell him not going to be able to lasso a pommel horse -Taylor S Boston, Mass 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3510 I still only give him a 7.6; no idea why you hired him. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3511 He’s really looking good at this point but he’ll need to stick the landing. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3512 Bet you ten he can't swing those hambones back the other way... 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3513 Old Joe does'nt like our newfangled horses 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
3514 It's my fault for tellin' him to learn to ride like a cowboy. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3515 Don't stare! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3516 We tried him on a real one but he couldn’t keep his legs in the stirrups. 1.1596 0.05085 94 84 5 5
3517 his shit do be lookin tight though 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3518 Can you believe he swapped his real horse for that fool thing? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3519 That’s Chuck’s brother, Bart. 1.1596 0.05085 94 84 5 5
3520 Jimbo is gettin good at it, but he can only go for 8 seconds. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3521 Not real bright, but he sure knows how to handle a horse. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
3522 Whoa! That cowboy sure has a lot of try! 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
3523 I give him a 2.5 for intelligence. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
3524 Still 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
3525 Why is he singing Edelweiss? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3526 He's heard there's a new event at the rodeo 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3527 No need to feed and water that mount . . . so, why is the rider doing all of the work? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3528 That pommel horse may not get far, but he's in great shape, and saving a fortune on feed! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3529 He keeps sayin' "Yippee eye oh ky ae." 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3530 He's looking to medal in equestrian and pommel horse events in Paris this summer. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3531 That’s Luke just horsing around. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3532 His daughter gave him Ralph Lauren boots (the YSL signature is on the soles) 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3533 On the other hand, it's maintenance-free 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3534 Charley’s practicing for the state’s First Annual PETA Rodeo. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3535 Well that explains that Russian feller he’s been hangin’ with. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3536 Ivan better stick this dismount or the trail boss is gonna be mighty upset. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3537 I know he's got hundreds of followers but none seem to be of the bovine persuasion. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3538 He always flubs on the dismount. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3539 We can’t practice here anymore. See that spy drone over the mountain on the right? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3540 Sure ain't seen anybody do that wearing spurs! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3541 It's a horse he doesn't have to feed 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3542 Chuck's been riding all morning but he hasn't moved an inch! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3543 Is that Jim? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3544 Alright John. Let's see you do that on a horse with four legs and eats oats. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3545 He's got em on under his jeans. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3546 St least it doesn’t eat much. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
3547 Tex is off his rocker again! 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
3548 Clem proved, yet again, that he could best any horse that crossed his path. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3549 You should see his tumbleweed routine. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3550 No, it's a dismount 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3551 You should see him on the high bar. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3552 I think his training regimen is misguided. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3553 I'm going to need more chalk to break this one. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3554 How you think that made ole Charlie Horse feel draggin' that thing out here? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3555 I think he just grazed it. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3556 Did he lost his horse? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3557 That dismount will never catch on! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3558 Well,that's a horse of a different color! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3559 Condé Nast’s doing, don’t you agree? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3560 It's the new rodeo 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
3561 He just won't let go of his dream to be a gymnast 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3562 I keep tellin him it's pommel not pummel 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3563 Just because he can whirl around on that dang thing, don’t make ‘em no cowboy. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3564 Yeah, but let’s see him stick the landing. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
3565 He’s in PETA 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3566 I thought we said “saddle up”. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3567 Maybe it does have some cool new features, I’m just not willing to give up road trips. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3568 That cowpoke is delusional if he thinks we are going to buy tickets to see him do that in the cow arena 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3569 Despite all his muscles, he's pretty dad gum useless on a cattle drive. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3570 He's going for TikTok famous. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3571 He's training for bareback riding. 1.1579 0.04419 114 101 8 5
3572 He’s pretending he left his real horse at the gym on purpose. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3573 He says he gets more exercise this way. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3574 They say his name is Jim - Jim Nasticks. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3575 Horse diversity finally comes to the range. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3576 Yeah, that's pretty good.... but the floor exercises are where he REALLY shines. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3577 I reckoned peyote was peaceful. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3578 He doesn’t have the core strength for that one 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3579 He’s been watching ‘The Big Country’ again. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3580 Mary Lou Retton visited once, he's never been the same. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3581 His time at the Parallel Bar Ranch left George...different. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3582 He’s really perfected this telekinesis thing he’s been reading about. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3583 Someone told him pommel horse will be the next big rodeo event. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3584 He's preparing for the 2024 Summer Cowboy Olympics in Paris, Texas. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3585 Ain’t no rodeo would take him with that dummy horse and he’s just gone plumb loco. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
3586 That's his horse and its name is Pommel.. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3587 He wants me to call him “the side horse ranger“ 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3588 He says it conserves water AND it’s a dang good workout. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3589 It’s safer for everyone 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3590 Upside, he saves a fortune on feed, but the old posse will never be the same. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3591 This is a nice place to practice. It's quiet, there are not a lot of distractions, and you can't beat the view. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3592 He got a 9.975 at the Death Valley Games 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3593 He’s real good at wrangling house pets as well. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3594 What may work at the gym don't mean jack crap out here. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3595 Olympics? More like Paris, Texas. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3596 I just cant keep up with all them newfangled gizmos any more. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3597 Let's not even tell'em! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3598 Not many cowboys smoke a pipe any more 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3599 Tesla? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3600 Feet pointed up, legs straight. Decent form so far. Hope he know how to dismount. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3601 He couldn't make heads or tails out of the real thing 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3602 Not bad. But he needs to work on his Double Scissor Hop. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3603 Don't it have to be a real horse to count? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3604 Judges? I don't need no stinkin' judges! 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
3605 He's insufferable....next will be the basketball version. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3606 Momma’s don’t let your cowboys grow up to be gymnasts! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3607 That’s one of those new vegan horses 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
3608 Them/they’re’s a cowperson. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3609 Boy are they in for a surprise when they figure out which Odessa he's from. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3610 All I said was to pummel those dopes. But now he dopes and pommels. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3611 Do you think he turned Dusty into Pommel Horse on purpose? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3612 This boy is definitely different ! Must get it from his mother side if the family ! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3613 Well it’s not our fault is it! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3614 That’s the Disco Kid, he’s a legend, third pommel horse he’s broken today. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3615 And all while singin’ a Cole Porter diddy? That is sure some fancy ridin’ 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3616 But at least ya don't have to feed a pummel horse. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3617 He says that it is a more artistic way to dismount. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3618 The Olympics are in Utah this year. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3619 Sure he's got a great dismount, but he's underwhelming keeping up with the herd. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3620 I thought he said he was going to ride his camel. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3621 It's not a bronco, it’s not a stallion. It’s a gym horse. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3622 Don't say nuttin'. Last guy ended up on Boot Hill. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3623 He keeps thinking that the East German judge will give him a 10. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3624 He’s breaking into a vault. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3625 Looks like he knows what he's doing but doesn't know what he's doing. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3626 I guess that is what you get when you order your horse on Ebay. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3627 And here I thought he said he was gonna pummel me. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3628 He prefers side saddle 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3629 Reckon he'll stick the landing? 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3630 Yup that’s Kid Homonym or maybe Kid Homophone. I always forget which. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3631 He’s taken seriously the hip mobility 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3632 I consider this less of a threat than the automobile was. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3633 I’d like to see him in a spandex leotard. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3634 He's really a horse's ass! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3635 I think he's ready. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3636 He’s been this way since Old Nellie left him for a cowgirl. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3637 You search for gold your way, he’ll chase gold his way. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3638 Not good for chasing down Indians, but just what I need! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3639 He really misses Ol' Stumblefoot. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3640 And yet he's the same guy that's got all the women drooling.. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3641 He doesn't know a horse from a bronco. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3642 He's training for the new mechanical bull down at the roadhouse. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3643 He's a city dweller. He calls it a horse. Figures. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3644 No matter how much he trains, that Pommel breed won’t go very far.” Roberta Gatti, Washington, D.C. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3645 She’s very slow, but we’ll save a fortune on hay. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3646 Some say that hide was from his first 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3647 Sure, it took some getting used to. But you should see his dismount! 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
3648 He used to be in D1 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
3649 At least he's trying it on a pommel horse this time. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3650 When the local gym is just too mainstream, Tex decided to bring his own 'horsepower' to the bench. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3651 He always has to try the newest thing! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3652 He's practicing his mount 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3653 Sure, sure, its impressive, but he never actually gets anywhere 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
3654 I know, we can’t break it to him. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
3655 He used to be on the USA gymnastics team. The boss says that we have to humor him until he is confident enough to try that mounting technique on a real horse… 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3656 Wall, he don't get full marks fer that dismount cause he's not wearin' spurs. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3657 Well, he sure ain’t gonna have a posse… 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3658 Well, he's got twenty-nine years until the first modern Olympics. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3659 That's the way it's done in the Olympics. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3660 It's the Woke West out there. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3661 So that's why he didn't give his horse a name. 1.1548 0.05487 84 76 3 5
3662 Yup, ever since that pummeling we gave him. 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3663 He's doing a Wry January. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3664 He's horsing around again-- 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3665 Now which is the ‘horse of a different breed’ you’se referin’ to? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3666 Yup,after his surgery,ol' Rex believed that a horse was a horse, period. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3667 Bronco bustin’ I kin unnerstan. But I sees no pernt in ol’ Jess bustin’ hisself over a scrap a horsehide! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3668 Yeah, it’s impressive, but he’s never won a rodeo. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3669 Simone Biles he is not. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3670 Boy only rides sidesaddle now. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
3671 He'll never makee it unless he loses the knee-lock position. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3672 Stay cool, partner. Remember - he's great on the horse, but the floor routine gets him every time. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3673 He's new. Fresh in from the city. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3674 No wonder his dismounts are so fancy. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3675 My horse is named Pommel too. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3676 Yup, this here proves gymnastics was invented by cowboys. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3677 S'pose we ought to help him dismount? 1.1546 0.04935 97 87 5 5
3678 His flairs are a little too yee-haw — the judges will surely deduct points. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3679 Not to be confused with the gunslinger, Jim Nast 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
3680 He doesn't have to lead his horse to water. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
3681 Wait ’til you see the dismount! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3682 I knew when he talked about hitting the vault he didn't mean no bank 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3683 He does it for his TikTok channel "pommel horse vegans for Jesus." 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3684 Another one of them vegan cowboys! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3685 "All I know is that the boss sent him to buy a horse and this is what he brought back. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3686 He was riding under the influence so now this is the only horse he can ride. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3687 His ex told him he had no flair 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3688 The Comanche judges only gave him a 6.5. Apparently, no matter how many dismounts he does, he never actually lets go. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
3689 Granted, his legs swinging skills are first rate, but I'll want to see his job-critical scissors work before I make any hiring decisions. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3690 Using a pommel horse is good practice for a real horse. 1.1545 0.04509 110 98 7 5
3691 Well, I’ve had enough for today. These boots are kinda annoying too… 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
3692 He's hoping some day it'll be a rodeo event. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3693 He may be onto something. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3694 Cole's got the best Double Scissor Hop west of the picket wire. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3695 He failed to medal at the equestrian Olympics… 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
3696 It's what they call a fetish. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3697 The boss thinks you’re good with the lasso and a hard worker but every ranch hand also has to prove their skills with “the horse.” 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3698 Really? It’s a pommel horse? Well whatever they call it, Shorty, I say neigh. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
3699 I wonder how good he would be at the parallel bars. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
3700 It’s an Arabian Pommel Horse. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3701 So, Elmer? What's that horse of yourn eat? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3702 I can't see.this going anywhere 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3703 It was a cow at some point. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
3704 Wade just hasn’t been the same since Pommel died. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3705 Looks like he's found a new horse. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3706 This is quite harmless. Just keep him away from his six guns. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3707 Another New Yorker playing "Ride um Cowboy" 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3708 I’m starting to think we’re not headed to the bar next. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3709 On the plus side, it’s zero carbon emissions and a great workout. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3710 It's important to get back on the saddle. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3711 Ain't so easy sometimes to get back in the saddle again. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3712 Well, they do call it a horse. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3713 It's even weirder when he waters it. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3714 His parents forbade him from doing dressage. So this is his teenage rebellion. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3715 No, not Palomino. Pommelino. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3716 Harry, I tell you, I love that man but I'm not sure I can take much more of this. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3717 He’s just trying to find something that Annie Oakley isn’t better at. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
3718 Yea, I was also told by Ted that he picked up a few new tricks on the horse. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
3719 I keep telling him “Point your toes!”, but he won’t take off those boots 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3720 So is this what he meant when he said the bachelor party was gonna be just us guys horsin’ around? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3721 Reckon we should tell him there ain't no breaking that horse? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3722 It wears you out, but you don't get saddle sores. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3723 He's practising his dismounts. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3724 Once he gets the dismount down we can let him ride a real horse. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3725 Ten gallon hat, maybe, but the routine sure ain't gettin' no 10. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3726 He has yet to stick his landing. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3727 a duo in the trio 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3728 Now, thars yer tight abs, Clay. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3729 That move right there that’s gotta be a nine, nine point five 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3730 When it comes to horses, he claims he’s the GOAT, whatever that means. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3731 ‘He’s always adopted an alternative form of learning.’ 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
3732 Excellent execution, now for a solid landing. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3733 It’s the only way I know of to find gold. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3734 He lost last year when one of his boots went flying into the stands. Now, he's glued them to his feet. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3735 His regular horse wouldn't keep its head down. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3736 He says it’s his process 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3737 Think of the money he's saving on hay. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3738 They type of horse doesn't matter, he can break em all 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3739 The horses give him a ten 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3740 I still don't see how he's gonna herd cattle with that thing. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3741 Well, let’s see if this has cured his equinophobia yet. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3742 And now cowboy bob is winding up for the dismount. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3743 Seen this before. He don't have long. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3744 I dunno, but I did hear him say his favorite movie is City Slickers. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3745 He won’t admit he bought the wrong horse. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3746 No one has had the heart to tell Jack that pommel horse is not part of equestrian events for the Olympics 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3747 Carl has plenty o' 'Giddyup' but no 'Go' to speak of. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3748 He's training for the Pony Parkour event at that there PETA rodeo. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3749 a flawless performance if he can just nail the dismount 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3750 How’s he gonna keep up? 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3751 No wonder he carries a ribbon for a lasso! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3752 It's a Kegel-post 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3753 Pommel Pete’s got himself some kinda newfangled 1.1524 0.04645 105 94 6 5
3754 All saddle, no horse. I give him a 7.3. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3755 I agree, you don't get to far on it, but it sure costs a lot less to take care of. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3756 I'm telling you that he thinks it's a horse. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3757 Practice makes perfect but don´t take too long 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3758 Olympic Hopeful 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3759 Tell that easterner to skedaddle!" 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3760 The theme of our pitch is…“Cowboys Reimagined!” 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3761 Just between you and me, I feel betrayed. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3762 Real cowboys don't ride sidesaddle 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
3763 He said it helped to work his abs. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3764 So far I think it's a 10. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3765 He always preferred side saddle 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3766 It's a Brooklyn thing. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3767 I knew we might be in trouble when I heard him singing Back on the Gym Horse again . . . 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3768 Yeah, mebbe vaulting impresses the girls at Maria's, but once yer in the saddle probbly not. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3769 He's known for his sidesaddle technique 1.1522 0.05111 92 83 4 5
3770 His dismount is a stampede of elegance. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3771 Showdown at high noon with Bart Connor. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3772 I done told Jeb to git off his dang high horse. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3773 Shucks, t'ain't nothin' but a Russian Wendeswing 360. Ole Cecil, out Dry Gulch way, can do it while shootin' a rattler 'tween the eyes. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3774 I don't understand how he has so much fun in this one-horse town. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3775 The 'lympics are comin' up, I guess. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
3776 Steve got tired of shoveling manure 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3777 Nice form but no audience appeal. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3778 You should come back for the matinee when he wears spurs. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3779 He's a Gold Buck-le-ist! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3780 Reckon it's hard to point your toes wearing boots 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3781 A Horse is a Horse is a Horse...... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3782 Don't be fooled. He's one of the Pommel Horseman of the Apocalypse. 1.1518 0.04432 112 100 7 5
3783 Cowboying has taken off in a way my pappy never imagined . 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
3784 I think this is the only kind of horse he can ride...one that is standing still. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
3785 He'll be so disappointed when he finds out Olympic medals are less than 2% actual gold. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3786 He found a loophole after the riding accident 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
3787 Don't blame me -- it's not not my vault. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3788 He is practing for the Cowboy Olympics. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3789 He wasn't that good when he tried it on ole Dynamite 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3790 That's the guy from New York City. Calls that thing a horse trainer. So far he's 25-0 in Dallas. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3791 We all chuckled when Bobby was bragging about gettin his horse on Temu, and dag gone it ever since it showed up he just ain’t gonna give us the satisfaction Jim! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3792 His double leg swings sure are something, but I reckon we ain’t seen no scissors or flairs yet. And that’s where they get ya. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3793 How many of those mercury hats did you sell? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3794 Well, he did say he was good on a horse 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3795 He's just got to learn the lingo, parallel bars ain't adjacent saloons. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3796 It's called a 'pommel horse.' You mount and dismount, but you don't GO anywhere! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3797 The Good,The Bad,and The Fruity 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3798 Should we tell him it’s not a real horse? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3799 He is from Pummel!! How he got here is beyond me!! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3800 This isn't his first rodeo. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3801 I should have known when he told me his horse was named "Pommel" 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3802 His girlfriend wants him to take more interest in rings. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3803 The AI bot that scans the résumés apparently assumed that pommel horse is “close enough” to quarter horse. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3804 He will definitely need a swivel saddle. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
3805 His wife told him to get of his high horse, and this is what she got! 1.1512 0.05364 86 78 3 5
3806 It’s good to see Zeke back on the horse again 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3807 The Pommels offer more stability, if less speed. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3808 Rumor has it he has already qualified for Paris this summer… 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3809 It’s a new definition of wild out here in the West. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3810 It’s good to see him get back on the horse again. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3811 Bart "Tumbleweed" Connor, urban cowboy. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
3812 I hear them Olympics start in 1872. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3813 Rusty rides side saddle. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3814 He loves to dismount but is afraid of horses. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3815 Looks unstable 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3816 Wow, we thought he was crazy when he said his horse's name was Pommel. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3817 To be fair, when he asked what kind, I should have been, you know, more . . . specific. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3818 Quit it with this plumorse. I have no remorse. Horse are you ok why are throwing up so much hay? Clorse. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3819 Don't get me wrong, his flairs are tops in the region, but a 9.8 ain't worth diddly on a cattle drive. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3820 It is a dead horse, I say 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3821 He named his new horse Pummel. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3822 That horse oughta flex. Too stiff. 1.1505 0.05058 93 84 4 5
3823 He hasn't been the same since his RWI! 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3824 I told him you said , "No horsing around." 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3825 You should see him on the rings 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3826 but he's afraid to ride a horse 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3827 That man is doing a routine on a Pommelhorse 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3828 His vote doesn't matter. He's riding the wrong horse. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
3829 His memory of Lulubelle and their antics has just sent him to a very dark place. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
3830 Riding a horse is an experience. This is an emotional experience ruined by words. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
3831 I just told him he’d need a saddle with a pommel to ride with us. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3832 When it comes to horses, Tex can’t tell a pommel from a Palmetto. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3833 Even though I would give him a perfect score, we're still going to be late. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3834 Ed…. Of course I know, ‘A horse is a horse.’ But how many steaks can we get out of that?” 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3835 Don’t worry….. He’l never catch up to us. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
3836 I told you that Jim is an expert at straddling a horse. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3837 He'd be better off learning to ride a horse. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3838 Nah, I ain't gonna say it. It just makes Slim look dope. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3839 I can’t believe he still doesn’t get it.” 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3840 Maybe this is not his first radio. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3841 Ah didn't like 'em when he was all hat no horse neither! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3842 I'd like to see him try that on a real horse. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3843 Dude you can’t get anywhere on that horse 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3844 That’s nothing. You should see dismount out of a saddle. 1.1500 0.04794 100 90 5 5
3845 I’ll be glad when his real horse gets here. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3846 He loves his new horse 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3847 PETA?” “No, Temu. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3848 He says ranching's just a side hustle until Team USA takes him. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3849 They call him Jesse Gym. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3850 On the other hand, cardio and abs. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3851 He thinks he's a master Olympian athlete just because his name is Simon Biles. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3852 I've never seen anyone from the dude ranch get a 10/10 on the pommel horse! 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3853 Oh, that guy? He's just practicing for Yellowstone's cowboy casting call. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
3854 Well, I'll be damned--this has been an '80s movie all along. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
3855 Shoot, I ain't seen somebody ride a pommel horse like this since Kurt Thomas in the 1985 motion picture Gymkata. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3856 Who's the new guy? Oh, that's Jim. Jim Nast. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3857 He calls himself Simone Trails. Too much tumbleweed in his diet! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3858 PETA got a hold of him 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
3859 AI is here. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3860 I'm a fixin ta pummel this feller in the ass! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3861 That filly's been hard to break- can't make heads or tails of her. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3862 I've got to get out of this one pommel horse town. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3863 He mentioned something about lower maintenance costs and better for his health 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3864 He’s been like this ever since Trigger left him for Roy. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3865 In those boots?! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3866 What? All I did was type 'cowboy on horse' into Midjourney. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3867 Shoe fly don’t bother me 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3868 Oh, he's smooth, but he can't rustle worth a damn. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
3869 A cowboy needs a horse, and that one is easier on his hemorrhoids. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3870 Sure, but let's see him try dressage... 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
3871 Guess that's one of them new-fangled virtual reality broncos. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3872 He can jump and kick all he wants but that horse ain't taking him to Tucson unless he carries it! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3873 He pummeled his horse! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3874 Off season training bay. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3875 He just return from a year long Broadway musical on the road again.. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3876 He's always been a bit light in the toes. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3877 That horse won't take him anywhere Ted." "Maybe the Olympics Ernie 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3878 That’s not going to make us relevant again either. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3879 He may be the best bronc rider ever, but this stopping for every wild horse is not going to win us a gold medal. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3880 Giddy up and over 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3881 He'll work this routine until the cows come home. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3882 Personally, I think the 'Hi-yo Silver' is overdoing it a little bit. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3883 Yep, Alex is one more bad mount from being called Alice. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
3884 I told the dude to get the horse named Rommel, but I guess he misunderstood me! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3885 Ever since Trigger died, he's been so depressed. It's really great to see him bonding with his new horse, Pommel. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3886 I just wanna pommel him when he does that. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
3887 And they said nobody could break ole Cyclone. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3888 He’s curious to know what it’s like to ‘work from home’. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3889 I know he seems odd, but he can really stick the landing! 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
3890 He said that he lost a pommel and can't completely get over it! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3891 Ever since Ol' Lucky died,well... 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
3892 He's not so good at roping, but he's great at calf wrestling 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3893 All acrobat and no cattle... 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3894 Ever since his well went dry, Dennis has done nothing but go round and round on his so-called horse 1.1485 0.04748 101 91 5 5
3895 what time is it 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
3896 His Daddy told him to get good in the saddle. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3897 But why? A dismount's a dismount.... 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
3898 If he nails the dismount I’d score him a 10. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3899 Well,there ain’t no pain on his brazos. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3900 Swing your partner round and round 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3901 But you should see him on a real horse! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3902 It’s a single-eared oneryic Pommel-ino horse, of course. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3903 I reckon that’s his own kind of giddy up. Mary Joan Kirkegard, Mahwah, NJ 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3904 He’s good, alright. But he catchers cows worth a damn. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3905 Next thing you’ll watch him hanging on a high bar. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3906 The Cowboy Olympics is sort of disappointing... 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3907 Does he have to yell, "Hi Ho Pommel!"? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3908 (whispering) … he’s been scoring 10s on his routine up to now. Let’s see if he can maintain this high level during his dismount. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3909 His New Year’s resolution was to spend more time on the saddle 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3910 Cattle Ranger on the outside-Olympic gymnast on the inside 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3911 He says he went through the desert on a horse with no name. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3912 He promised me some tabacee 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3913 Not bad, but you should really see him hit the bank vault. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3914 Impressive, but too tame for a rodeo bronco." 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3915 Sure the equipment's pretty limited, but it is open 24/7. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3916 I really would give him more than a 3.4. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3917 It’s a one pommel horse town, but that ain’t deterring Hank. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3918 Billy's trainin' for the day they'll award style points. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3919 He can only mount a horse from the right. 1.1475 0.04143 122 109 8 5
3920 Fancy! But I wonder what kind of mileage he gets outa that thing. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3921 Shoosh... you think that's fancy, you should see how emotionally evocative his lasso twirlin' got. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3922 I hate when he yells, “Giddy-up!” 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3923 Poor Harry, he thinks it’s his horse 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3924 Out here he ain't got no East German judge to worry about. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3925 Claims it saves him big money one horse shoes and fodder. 1.1474 0.04956 95 86 4 5
3926 So rodeo ain’t an Olympic sport, but this is? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3927 Fifty-eight, Fifty-Nine, 100. Is that guy crazy? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3928 When bad things happen….You just have to get right up on that horse again 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3929 I know he said the Pommel is a rare breed, but it sure doesn't seem like that horse'll be much use for cattle driving. 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
3930 Can we find him a horse that moves next time? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3931 Told me the other day that this is the horse of the future. Said regular horses are going the way of the Dodo. I like watching him on that thing so I didn't tell him I thought he was an idiot. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3932 Call me old fashioned, but I’m skeptical about these self-riding ones. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3933 Wrong kind of horse, dumbass 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3934 I suppose he’s blazin’ a hecka trail to nowhere on that hobby pony 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3935 Don’t worry. It’s just a post-holiday fitness fad. He’ll be back in the saddle next week. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3936 What? It’s not my first rodeo! Lucy Kufferath, New York City, NY 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3937 ...and he would have won, if it wasn't for that dirty varmint Romanian judge. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3938 They say he moved here during the pandemic from California. I haven’t seen him try to do that maneuver on a real horse yet. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3939 The last guy couldn’t even do a Front Moore to Flair, so we really vet them now. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3940 Pains me to say it, but I think old Buck has done his last roundup. 1.1468 0.04482 109 98 6 5
3941 He said Beam I thought it was Jim Beam. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3942 I reckon Clint can handle a horse ok, but you just don’t want to watch when he gets on yonder double bars! 1.1468 0.04482 109 98 6 5
3943 This goddamn AI ar’ going to kill the old good western, pardner! 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
3944 Me, I just use the stirrups. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3945 He’s going test optional, but his college counselor told him it’s his ticket into Yale.” 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3946 That's the fanciest dismount I've ever seen. Maybe you should go over there and warn him real horses move. 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
3947 He prefers it to floor exercises. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3948 It's called "The Rustler" and it's in the code of points. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3949 Any more excuses about his spurs, and I'm riding off into the sunset. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3950 He was granted a permanent position. 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3951 And here is the open air gym to stay in shape for our Cowboys’ Swingers Club 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3952 This is the only horse that won’t buck him. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3953 Willie Elliot’s spurs jingle to a different kind of song 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3954 When I told him rodeo wasn’t one of the equestrian events in the Olympics and that if he really wanted to make it he better train in one that is; this wasn’t quite what I had in mind. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3955 Let's ask him to do a vault by that canyon over there. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3956 Festus is old school. He said he would not get another horse until he could master the pommel . 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3957 That better not be horse leather. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3958 Every day, we gotta hear this. Get off your hobby horse. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3959 ‘Only way to wear off that second cup of coffee.” 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3960 He'll discover that Pummel Horse ain't never gonna Getty-Up & go anywhere no matter how nicely he asks! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3961 He just watched "Cool Runnings" 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3962 People will practice anywhere to get into the Olympic Games. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3963 And you thought Jack Palance took it a little too far. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3964 Yer right, Curly, he is the best damn horseman I ever saw. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3965 If he steals the show can we hang him as a horse thief? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3966 Great rider but allergic to real horses. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3967 It was more fun to watch when they did it with real horses. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3968 That's one helluva trick pony! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3969 If you ride a horse in that position, you don't need a saddle. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3970 I'd say a 5. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3971 You think that’s impressive. Wait till he balances a Manhattan on his head. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3972 Kurt who? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3973 He keeps his hat on with super glue. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3974 I’m thinkin maybe you gave Wyatt too much coffee this mornin. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3975 With a good pair of spurs, he could break that little pony in no time. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3976 He says it's not a "high horse" it's a "pommel horse" and he'll dismount when he's finished his routine. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3977 I tried to tell him they weren’t going to add pommel horse to the rodeo 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3978 3 10 to Yuma 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3979 It’s Gold Jerry, it’s Gold 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
3980 I ain't never scene a Bull with no horns... 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3981 Thinks he's part of the landscape... 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3982 He said he was working on his windmill. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3983 He said everyone cursed the horse he rode in on. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3984 he has not been the same ever since his horse died. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3985 He really just wants to tell people this ain’t his first rodeo 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
3986 Dorothy Pummel over there… 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3987 Yup,the pommel was the only horse that Tex could mount. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3988 He’s practicing for the Olympics, whatever that is. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3989 The rodeo is short on horses this year. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3990 Gabby’s practicing his dismount before the cattle drive. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3991 So a man rides into town on a pommel horse, and all you're curious about is whether or not he'll stick the landing? 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3992 He is really going to have a rough go of it when wranglin' time comes. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3993 It’s all show and no go. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3994 Wait’ll you see his triple salchow. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3995 Dang city folk. Just imagine if he tried to ride a REAL horse! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3996 He does CrossFit. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3997 If you eat another pink berry, the horse will do gymnastics too. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
3998 His name is Hans FommelBorst. He gets really angry if you say it wrong. 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
3999 Pommel, shmommel, he's pretty good. 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4000 Well, he's no good at rodeo. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4001 Whoa Nellie! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4002 As I said you must practice getting on a horse 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4003 That will get him a 9.8 at the rodeo 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4004 There wasn't enough room in town for the both of them. 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
4005 Jym belongs to a group called the Tumbleweeds. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4006 I don't have the heart to tell him it's not a real horse. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4007 He misunderstood what I meant by "a horse of a different color." 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4008 but senator you aint kirk douglass 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
4009 It's a little surprise he's practicing for Ladymay's birthday next week. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4010 It’s a horse of another color. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4011 He swears it’s just as good as a real one, and he’s saving a ton on maintenance. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4012 At those times when you feel like breaking the fourth wall, approach the designer and shout in his ear: Do this leg right! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4013 He's another Baryshnikov! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4014 Dude's name is Cactus Károlyi. Said he grew up on some ranch outside Houston that has since closed." 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4015 This is impressive, but it’s the only horse that lets him ride 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4016 That's Blind Man Billy who still thinks that's a horse. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4017 I reckon it's time to jaw with him about "theory" vs. "practice". 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
4018 I'm glad I didn't renew my New Yorker subscription, they just don't understand us in the West. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4019 What is this? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4020 The Rush is over but he still wants to bring home the gold. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4021 Now that's a man who is going places. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4022 After the kids left home I suggested he get a hobby... 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4023 Helluva mount. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4024 He ain’t a three time side saddle champion by accident 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4025 Started this after he began hitting on Simone Biles. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4026 I should have seen this comin' when he started listenin' to Barry Manilow as a kid. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4027 Do you think he is done horsing around? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4028 A.H. is here to stay. The question is how we should regulate it… 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
4029 I told him to buy a palomino and he came back with a pollard. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4030 It’s my turn already! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4031 Kids these days.... 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
4032 Jim, we're not gonna ask why. But why in the middle of nowhere? 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4033 He says he imported it from China. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
4034 You'd think that a real horse would be good enough for him. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4035 Also, Chuck hates saloons...he favors parallel bars. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4036 That 'tinhorn' thinks that's ridin' a bronco. What an idiot. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4037 Pommel - that's about right... a rounded knob at the end of his rope. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4038 He said something about more recognition in the Olympics than being just a regular cowboy. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
4039 Tomorrow, we're doing parallel bars at dawn 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4040 Sears misunderstood "pommel" but he decided to keep it 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4041 I remember when the city folk wore pants. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4042 I might be impressed if it were a pommel pig. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
4043 If he can stick the dis-mount i'll give him a 9.8 . 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4044 He say's it's carbon neutral. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
4045 He won't last. It looks like he's a piker. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4046 You cant take the boy out of gymnastics 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4047 So that’s how Slim keeps so… well, you know. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4048 You wouldn’t believe the abs Tex gets from that. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4049 He saves on feed but his horse has no pedigree. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4050 Do they count off for being bow-legged? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4051 It’s sad. He doesn’t know Simone Biles is married. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4052 I guess we’re going to have to be more specific next time we say “bring your own horse”. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4053 Watch out for that dude. He’s a bar hopper. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4054 Boy,he really does have two left feet! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4055 He’s working to conquer his fear of riding. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4056 Watch him nail the dismount. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4057 I know… it’s like jingle, jangle, jingle on steroids. 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
4058 We won’t be talkin’ about this at the campfire tonight. No, sir-ee! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4059 That horse ain't gonna get him too far with no head or tail." 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4060 We're real cowboys. He's just horsing around. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4061 He can’t afford a horse 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4062 He's never this excited for the Winter Olympics. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4063 First prize is free admission to that traveling aardvark petting zoo. Don't have the heart to tell him there ain't no locker room shower. I'm Blake Shooter. T'aint my last name. It's my occupation. Ever feel like Cupid is hovering nearby? Burrrrrrpp! 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
4064 Should we pommel him? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4065 Don't judge. No one's BORN with the core strength for moseying, y'know. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4066 Looks like "Ride 'em, Cowboy" belongs to yesteryear. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4067 We bought that damn thing. Someone has to use it, by golly. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4068 That’s how we ride ‘em at the Palm-L Ranch. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4069 Whee-ee!" "Sounds like more fun than the real thing!" 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4070 Charlie is always horsing around. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4071 I know. I know. But he’s gotten so dadgum good on it, I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s lousy transportation. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4072 We'll see how far he gets on that side horse tomorrow. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4073 Where does he think he's at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics? 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4074 He’s afraid to get back in the saddle, but the good news is he qualified for the Summer Olympics. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4075 Nope. It ain't bad. But Hank just needs more pizzazz in his floor exercise. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4076 Beautiful. A grace all too human. He exhibits such a tenacious love for the discipline that I begin to reevaluate every decision that's led me to where I am today as I watch, so grateful to be in this particular place at this particular time. 8.5/10 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4077 He told us he was going nowhere fast. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4078 He’s befuddled, of course. Dumb as a fence post. But lordy, have you seen his abs? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4079 ..show off.” Andrew Newhook, Long Island, N 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4080 What do you think of Pommel's new horse? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4081 He never sticks the dismount. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4082 Amazon got Zeke's order all messed up. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4083 He says that's the kind of horse they taught you to ride at Harvard. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4084 See we're gonna lose this bet. I told you he was saying rings, not reigns 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4085 Sorta reminds me of Prince Charles you know. Took a long time but Hank finally took over the reins. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4086 I didn't say he has bad form, but he'll never win the Silver Buckle riding a pommel horse. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4087 When Slim is in town he usually spends his time working on the vault at the First National Bank. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4088 Evidently, his horse's name is Pommel. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4089 I raised the issue of monogamy with him, but he says he needs to swing. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4090 Ever since trusty ol’ Pommel ran off last month, he just rides that thing all day. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4091 He hasn't been the same since the pommeling he took at the last rodeo. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4092 Looks like Ike ain't go'n nowhwere for a while. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4093 I give him an 6.89 for the routine but a 9.9 for what he did with his horse after it broke its leg. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4094 He's making a dismounting over a molehill 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4095 Clem thought he was buying a horse online, but now he's trying to make the most of it. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4096 Ever since he saw those old Roy Rogers movies, he won't stop. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4097 That’s how to mount a horse? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4098 Oh, John is seeking for the Olympic gold only. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4099 And you should see him do the vault! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4100 It's a new novel design left over from the Burning Man Festival. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4101 He's been doing this ever since his horse died. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4102 Well, at least he saves on feed. Pretty smart, wouldn't you say? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4103 No, Jim, Larry’s doctor told him to avoid PALM OIL, he’s alright. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4104 The invitation really should have been more clear. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4105 Let’s go, Sam! Quit horsin’ around! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4106 Our new ‘cowboy from home’ policy is weird. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4107 You can lead a horse to water 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4108 He insists he’s a horse man! 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4109 It certainly ain’t his first Olympic trial. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4110 Think he could do it on a real horse? 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
4111 Yeah, yeah. I know he said he used to be a champion gymnast. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4112 I give him a 10 for rootin’, but only a 6 for tootin’ 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4113 Now I know why they call it the Wild Wild West 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4114 Don't reckon he'll get too far. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4115 He’s lost it! Don’t tell him that’s not a horse. 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
4116 Mark my words, I told them, Pommel ain't got no place in rodeo. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4117 Call it whatever you want, it's not a horse. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4118 I’m telling you Sid, them there’s gold in them shoes! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4119 What is the nickname of this horse? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4120 Whaddya reckon? Yippee Ki-Yeight out of ten? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4121 I reckon this isn’t his first timed routine. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4122 Gary said he'd need another week off after his surgery and I told him not to bother 'cos we got our own 'hip' replacement. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4123 parkour is for the city folk. Out here we pommel 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4124 He said this horse won’t throw him… 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4125 The actual horses are much happier now. You could say they have become "pro-pommel." 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4126 He may be good, but I wouldn't say he's a natural. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4127 Technically it is a horse,and he's pretty damn good! 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4128 Trust me, the pommel horse is cheaper up front, cheaper to own and, lucky you, there's a MLK,Jr. Day special goin' on. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4129 I tell ya Billy Bob, this AI horse thing is cattle herding of the future, once Gus figures out how to ride him and make him move. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4130 He’s too embarrassed to admit he confused Pommel for Palomino when he ordered his horse online 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4131 I like the way he mounted that beam, but I'm not sure how far he will go.. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4132 Well I have to admit, Earl’s got a great technique. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4133 The horses are shunning him. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
4134 « He *does* swing faster than his shadow. » 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4135 He says the natural scenery helps him get into his zone. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4136 It all comes down to the dismount. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4137 The horses are going to start a union I think... 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4138 I told him Pomeranian, not Pommel! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4139 Tex always had difficulties hanging up his spurs. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4140 Practice, practice, practice 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4141 Yep, it's a horse all right. Eats less too. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4142 It's not exactly get back on your horse again, but it's a start. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4143 Legs taut. No-handed steady-hat. That's a cowboy. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4144 Now he'll really get crotch itch 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4145 Yup, that's Hoss Pommel, and he calls that contraption the theighmaster. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4146 One of us should tell him the Olympics don't include horse mounting 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4147 He transferred in from the city 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4148 Well that’s just re-vaulting… 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4149 Better than a horse 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4150 I thought he was saying “Palomino” at the interview. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4151 Yessiree, he's trainin' fer the upcoming CowTown Olympic trials! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4152 Dangit, Jeb--I said write and get us the best palomino horse trainer in Arizona, not pommel horse! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4153 So he goes to town to get un pomme for the horse. And he comes back with un pommel horse. 1.1410 0.05691 78 72 1 5
4154 Oh no, the other kind of horse girl. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4155 He didn’t get the memo 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4156 Why’s Bill working when he’s not on the clock? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4157 You think this is crazy, you should have been out here when he was training for the floor exercise.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
4158 I told him he was no good at horsing around 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4159 Gold rush, indeed. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
4160 That's a horse of another color. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4161 The boss told him he was going to pummel him the next time he was late and he thinks this will help… 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4162 Oh boy, here I go! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4163 He's practicing for his first rodeo. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4164 Very inexpensive to feed,though! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4165 Is this why we have the emergency training session next week? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4166 Wuddya bet he sticks the landing? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4167 He needs to practice his dismount skills 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4168 Perhaps. But he ain't got horse sense. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4169 Nelly gives him a 6 and a half. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4170 Do you really think cowboys from around the world would train their whole lives to compete in this? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4171 Poor old cuss still doesn't know it ain't Paris, Texas in 2024. 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4172 Mine’s a Palimino. His is a Pommel. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4173 Well, Bart, he's just horsin' around. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4174 Sure, but this horse doesn't buck or eat or _____. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4175 Yea, but can he do that on a real horse? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4176 They’ll let anyone pommel these days 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4177 Since the shoot out, Carlos' legs stopping pulling towards the water, now they just pull towards the border wall. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4178 He's been landing on his bum ever since he graduated from a rocking horse. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4179 Not bad when he's in the saddle, but he needs to work on sticking the landing. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4180 We call him Hoss…and he’s in the best shape of any of the gang. 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4181 I don't know. Why doesn't he get a real horse? 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4182 Buck needed to improve his horse work. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4183 Naw, that’s a gelding, a pummel horse, gelding” 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4184 Sure, he's got the allegro down; it's the adagio I'm worried about. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4185 I guess rope tricks are too 20th century 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4186 Yeah, well let's see what she'll do at round-up time. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4187 Quit horsing around or I’ll pommel you. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4188 Just practicin' up for the roundup next week in Tombstone. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4189 Not back. Still in the saddle. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4190 He should have skipped the hummus. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4191 Showhorse, maybe, but The Kid's a stickler for artistic dismounts! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4192 Slim, stop horsing around. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4193 Makes ya wonder, who's the beast o' burden, here. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4194 Not sure, but think he might need the chaps for the dismount. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4195 He's crazy about that new model - it doesn't require any fuel. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4196 I heard he gets motion sickness and this is the only horse he can mount safely. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4197 He wanted to practice the trick before trying it on ol’ Backbreaker 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4198 You know there's more than just guns 'n' booze 'n' women to being a cowboy. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4199 I just don't have the heart to tell ol' Festis that this horse ain't taking him anywhere. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4200 I hope he's just horsin' around. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4201 As long as he stays away from the floor exercises, he’ll be fine. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4202 Not what I thought he meant when he said he had serious horse skills 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4203 His feet always hurt. He'll do anything to keep from stepping on them. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4204 He misses the dismount from Ol’ Red every time too. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4205 C’mon, stick it Hal. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4206 You ask me, I reckon it’s his floor routine that needs more work. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4207 He's afraid of real horses 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4208 See, Hank? I told you new ain't always better! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4209 His dismount still needs work. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4210 I told you hiring a gymnast would go no where. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4211 He's having a midlife crisis: he started swing dancing lessons. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4212 That guy gets his salsa from New York City 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4213 These are specially made boots. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4214 He can pummel that hoss all he wants,but he ain’t goin’ nowhere. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4215 It’s the barbed-wire on the parallel bars that really give him trouble. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4216 With that much practice, he should do well in the rodeo. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4217 I thought we were prospecting for gold! 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4218 Either this is his first rodeo or we're on the moon. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4219 The boss said he had great horse skills. Good thing he is just handling the chuck wagon. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4220 He never got the hang of a real horse either! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4221 He's practicing his Bronc Riding dismount. He rarely sticks the landing. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4222 For is performances e usually uses Dolly Parton's 9 to 5. It's magical! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4223 The comic says it all, no caption needed So my caption entry is blank 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4224 He's pretty good, but he's no Simone Biles. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4225 When the employment office said he's "an absolute master on a horse," maybe you should have asked for specifics. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4226 Cowboy Cletus made do after discovering that Palomino and Pommel are very different words. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4227 His gym membership ran out. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4228 Apparently a spandex singlet would be a bridge too far. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4229 No-one can stop him. He's claiming to be the Steve Jobs of cattle herding... 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4230 Impressive! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4231 You should see him on a real horse. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4232 Job retraining, climate change, faux leather infrastructure, he's all-in... 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4233 He's not even keeping his toes pointed. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4234 Not to use a discouraging word, but I don’t think he’ll beat the deer and the antelope. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4235 Wait for the dismount 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4236 So you see, Zeke, a variety of activities can be horseplay. 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
4237 He told me he can see the future. Something called CGI." 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4238 Thuh apparatus originates from thuh Romans, who used wooden horses terr teach mountin’ an’ dismountin’. Dey later added eet terr thuh ancient Olympic games. Thuh basic modern exercises wurr developed een thuh early 19th century. Fascinatin’ stuff! 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4239 I kinda want to see how this plays out on an actual bull. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4240 I hate Olympic years. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4241 He says he found it on Amazon and it's name is pommel. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4242 I said: "Palomino, not Pommel, but he wouldn't listen". 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4243 Said he wants a TicToc, or was it a Tic Tac? I dunno... 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4244 Jes' not sure he's ready for the real thing. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4245 Well, no, he doesn’t travel far, but boy does he have great core strength! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4246 Eventually, he'll fall, horse's unbreakable. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4247 He makes a really big deal out of just getting on and off his horse. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4248 Do you think he’s compensating for something? 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4249 Them pommel horses are darn tough to train. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4250 He is correcting his bow legged'ness 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4251 pretty sure he was right here last year, same hombre 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
4252 Since Cowboy Copas's horse ran away, he's been doing his riding on the side horse, but he ain't getting anywhere. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4253 I've had enough of his horsin' around. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4254 This will be huge once cable TV is invented. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
4255 Looks like we lost the bet. He actually is riding a horse that has no head or tail. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4256 He had it stuffed twenty years ago! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4257 Poor Bob’s been on the trail so long, just got the clothes on his back, his six shooter, and his trusted pommel horse. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4258 they decided not to send him to prison, but he's not allowed a real horse either! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4259 He’s going to be disappointed when he finds out that spurs aren’t actually legal. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4260 A man in the dessert was learning how to ride a horse on a pommel horse while his friends judge his skills to see if he's ready to ride a nonpommel horse. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4261 When I hired him, he did say something about the Summer Olympics. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4262 It our version of the new age cowboy interview process. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4263 I couldn't persuade him that there's no parkour in the desert. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4264 Practice. Practice. The movie guys hate it when we don’t stick the dismount. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4265 I’m no judge but I don’t think he’ll go very far 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4266 No saddle, no stirrups, no spurs, and he still can't stick a decent dismount. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4267 He took 'This town isn't big enough for the two of us' as a comment about his weight. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4268 Back in my day, you didn't have to take this weird test before they let you get on a real one. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4269 We gotta stop letting the dudes bring their own horses. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4270 I told you Artificial Intelligence would ruin our way of life! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4271 No gold! No silver! No bronze! They gave him the hat! 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4272 That outlaw can't buck 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4273 Dig deeper if you want that Gold, Curly. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4274 That iron horse things worked out, but I'll be darned if I see the use for this thing. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4275 You should see him on the bactrian! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4276 He was too cheap to get a mechanical bull! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4277 Only one of us is going to Paris. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4278 What a show-off ! 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4279 Claims he's a vegan. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4280 It is a horse, but she doesn't require food, water or encouragement. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4281 What is even weirder he has named the thing 'Ebay'. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4282 Obviously from Texas 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4283 Yeah, he's good. Though his horse is a bit past it. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4284 That ain’t the worst part. Yesterday, he started callin’ himself “Nikolai the Kid.” 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4285 That's the problem with a gymnast raising a cowboy 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4286 These duels are definitely more entertaining. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4287 "For me, this is as nonsensical as smoking.” 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4288 His first rodeo 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4289 He's gonna be a lotta help when the cattle stampede. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4290 ‘Fellas, my morning routine strengthens my core, gives me energy for the day and maintains my spot as the 3rd alternate US Men’s Gymnastics team.’ 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4291 Back in my day that was the only horse we could afford. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4292 It's what he calls The Simulator. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4293 His horse died. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4294 I hope the Trail Boss don't want me to ride like that. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4295 Can't he just get on his horse? 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4296 He may look good on that, but he can't ride a real horse worth a darn. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4297 These new horses are a fright. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4298 Don't laugh. He took the silver belt buckle eat the Reno Rodeo. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4299 "Obviously he didn't!" "Didn't what?" "Look it in the mouth..." 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4300 That's there one of those gymnastic's horses.....giddy up.... John Gaynor Jr. still has fantasies about sports Glory...Go figure.. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4301 If he sticks the side saddle dismount, we'll never hear the end of it. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4302 His mirage is his wife coming at him with a vacuum cleaner. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4303 Good luck eating that thing when he's so hungry. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4304 He just can't get the hang of falling of a horse. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4305 Nobody can ride a horse like Tex. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4306 At least it doesn’t buck… 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4307 Strange way to tame a horse. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4308 He has a new gal. Trying to impress her 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4309 That fool can't stop horsing around. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4310 Seems like every four years he gets on his high horse. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4311 I haven't had the heart to tell him the games aren't in Paris, Texas this summer. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4312 Who does he think he is Simone Biles? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4313 He’s perfecting his Cowboy Olympics routine 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4314 At least he not wearing tights! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4315 He said real cowboys also have bone spurs. That horse must think he's nuts. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4316 One of them city cowboys 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4317 On the CV he said he knew how to ride a horse, technically he wasn’t lying 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4318 Apparently this guy Maslin doesn't know those things have two handles. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4319 They call him the pommel horse whisperer. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4320 They've really made it tough to get your cowpoke license these days. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4321 Jim has always been one of those 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4322 I told him if he wants gold, California would be easier. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4323 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯, 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯!” 🐴 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4324 Getting back on the horse seems real easy. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4325 Yeah, he never really got the riding part down... 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4326 Sticking the dismout has always been trouble for this cowboy. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4327 It gives riding sidesaddle a whole new meaning. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4328 Thar’s gold in them there heels. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4329 This all started when he got bucked off a real horse 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4330 He's always been full of hot air. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4331 Dang, that’s some mighty fine pummeling. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4332 He's doing a career change from bookkeeper to buckaroo. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4333 Spur Dean on, he’s digging for gold medals.” 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4334 But he can't ride the bull. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4335 Her name was Pommel. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4336 That hat is going to lose him points on the dismount. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4337 How to train for bronco busting. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4338 Ever feel like your best work is lost on the audience? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4339 He’s known for his dismount! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4340 he's not much with cows but Pommel Pete is the best horse guy we have 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4341 Save a horse ride a horse. Brendan Nickelman, Fort Thomas, Kentucky 1.1348 0.05101 89 82 2 5
4342 It’s the wild wild swing. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4343 He wants to prove he can handle both broncos and the pommel horse with equal flair. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4344 Only city boys practice their mount. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4345 They call it the gentrification of the Wild West. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4346 Broke back was not about the horse, BELIEVE ME! 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4347 Cowboy get off your high horse or I’m going to pommel you! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4348 Yeah, but we'll see how enthusiastic he is when he finds out the parallel bars are wrapped in cactus spines. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4349 I guess he heard wrong when I said we were gonna pummel those varmints. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4350 My youngest son said I should hire this guy because according to him, my 'dismount game' is 'weak AF.' 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4351 He’s wanted dead or alive for taking the gold in Tucson. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4352 Well sir, seems his YIPPEE Ki-Yayied a while back. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4353 And then what happened? I broke- back🏳️‍🌈 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4354 Don’t be a Russian judge Roy. I know a 10/10 on a horse when I see it. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4355 He gives a new meaning to "horsing around!" 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4356 Well, they said his hat was short a few gallons 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4357 Auditioning for the Monty Python Wild West bookshop revival! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4358 Doesn’t Marty know he’s salaried? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4359 He hasn't been the same since his horse was stolen. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4360 That new cowboy from Gold’s Gym has some strange ideas. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4361 He’s gone vegan. He’s now with the “It’s Not OK Corral.” 1.1340 0.04778 97 89 3 5
4362 ...something about cowboys being an Olympic sport. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4363 We hired Kohei Uchimura for the new season of 'Yellowstone.' 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4364 Dammit Pommel, get over here with the rest of the posse or we're leaving and taking your "real" horse with us" 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4365 I'm guessing it's an Olympics year. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4366 You should see him a the rodeo. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4367 Yes, I told him that he was inflexible.. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4368 Let me show you how to ride a horse... 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
4369 He was caught racing through town so the sheriff took his hooves away 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4370 I’m deducting points for the ‘yeehaw!’ 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4371 Vegan ranch 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4372 He's determined to do the Starsky & Hutch slide thing on his horse. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4373 This is not what I thought he meant when he shouted ‘Let’s step outside to pommel!’ 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4374 Well pardner, I reckon he's tryin' to cut back back on hay expenses... 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4375 If he flings his legs out like that just one more time, I reckon the cows might come home. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4376 He never got over his hobby horse days" 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4377 Real men don't ride side-saddle. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4378 The double leg swing is fine. It's the circles on the mushroom I worry about. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4379 That's not what I was expecting when he said he got a new horse. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4380 'I told him the town ain't big enough for the two of us, and he took it as a cue to start exercising and lose some weight.' 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4381 I think he should be disqualified for not using a saddle. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4382 Well, I asked this dude how he was on a horse, but I guess things are a whole lot different back East. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4383 No fair! Trigger and Shadow said he already took his turn! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4384 Artificial Intelligence has gone too far. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4385 His agent suggests the circus instead of a rodeo. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4386 They call it the Penne Western. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4387 I believe it's OnlyChaps dot com. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4388 You should see him use the lasso that hangs from the ceiling. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4389 He said he’s in training for his first rodeo. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4390 Next time you might want to specify what kind of horse. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4391 He travels on to wherever he must. A gymnast of ardour and a little hip thrust. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4392 What he lacks in efficiency he makes up for in grace and form. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4393 I guess no one every told him "No hoof, no horse." 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4394 I miss being young and pommel horsin around all day. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4395 Dusty's license to ride a horse was suspended for thirty days for drinking while horsing around. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4396 Hope he don't break nuthin' when he gits bucked off. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4397 He just keeps yelling, "There's a new sheriff in town," and nobody knows why 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4398 I'm guessing' it is that cowboy's first rodeo. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4399 His dismounts would be much better if he just put stirrups on the thing. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4400 He's always said that using a saddle inhibits him. 1.1327 0.04385 98 86 10 2
4401 He does realize that the Olympics are gonna be in Paris, France and not Paris, Texas, right? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4402 I reckon he’s got some training to do before he’s ready for the posse. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4403 ‘Yeah, and his legs ain’t bowed and his cheeks ain’t tanned, neither.” 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4404 Trump said his horse was jury-rigged. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4405 His starter horse had stirrups 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4406 Keep watching. They don’t call it pummel for nothing. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4407 Says he's training for the Olympics. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4408 One pommel? What kind of cowboy is he? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4409 Wow, sure wish I had a hobby! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4410 I reckon that why they call it Brokeback Mountain. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4411 That pole varmint aint no dang use inthese parts. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4412 I guess Jerry never did specify which horse he was going to practice dismounting... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4413 Hope they’ll build a multiplayer version one day 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4414 I’m loving the word-of-mouth referrals, especially in this economy, but do they all have to be CrossFit bros? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4415 Yeah, but does he ride? 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4416 It's an Olympics move called the bronco buster. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4417 It gets worse, he claims this horse is taking him to Paris. 1.1321 0.04255 106 96 6 4
4418 It’s something different every day. Horsefly, seahorse, Pommel Horse… sure he’s got moves, but I’m beginning to think Carl lied on his application. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4419 This one's called "The Wild West". 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4420 And his dismount is pure awesomesauce. 1.1319 0.04993 91 84 2 5
4421 He still thinks he's goin to dismount in Abilene some day. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4422 That's what I call a trick pony! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4423 Well, he's certainly no Simon Biles. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4424 You ride like you practice. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4425 The problem is that he's used to dismounting off his feet. 1.1319 0.04742 91 83 4 4
4426 After he watched Gymkata, he got it in his head to be in a new action movie called 'Cownastics' 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4427 Side Saddle Slim takes his training seriously. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4428 Wait'll you see it with Donna Summer singing 'Bad Girls' ." 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4429 I thought he said he’d pummel you... 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4430 He's keeping his carbon boot print down." 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4431 Blaggh. He ain’t leaving at sundown. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4432 So that’s what he meant when he said he got a new horse. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4433 Better than falling off the wagon. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4434 Careful, that’s The Homonym Kid! He’s got 20 groups of crows to his credit. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4435 You should hear his cockamamie idea about the Royal Tombstone Dismounted Police. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4436 He’s become elitist, ditched his horse, and invested in the Cowboy Stretch movement. 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
4437 Twas one o' them things where you thought you ordered a reg'lar horse but they send you a pommel horse, an' when you try to send it back, they say, keep it. So you jus' larn to ride it 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4438 John never did have any horsesense! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4439 That's not to get him very far in the rodeo. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4440 I hear his real horse left him, it felt he was to handsy. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4441 Sure, it's a nice trick, but he's not going to get very far with it. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4442 Never believe an ex-gymnast when he tells you he’s buying a horse! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4443 No wonder he carries a ribbon for a gun! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4444 Caption “Why is he always going counterclockwise?” 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4445 You know, he's really good, but I don't think he's going to go very far! 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
4446 He’s determined to make a comeback since he lost out in the in the bull riding last week. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4447 ‘He likes to get on his high horse ever since he joined the Animal Rights Movement’ 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4448 But have you seen Simone Biles’ husband!? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4449 I know … but have you seen him do scissors? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4450 Poor Pete....since Ol' Paint's passing he's had this unhealthy obsession with THIS horse. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4451 You ought to see him on the uneven bars! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4452 At least this horse won't run away again. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4453 Look, cookie, you and I both know he'll never make it to the Olympics until he can stick the dismount. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4454 Yes, but how’s the mileage? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4455 *in a godawful nu-country, psuedo Americana honky-tonk voice* "Days go by and still I think of you..." 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4456 Betcha ya next sarsparilla he sticks the landing! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4457 That there’s one of the Conner boys. Best wild pommel tamer this side of the Mississippi. They say he’s NEVER been thrown yet! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4458 He just keeps saying, “A horse is a horse, of course, of course…” 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4459 You probably heard Charlie’s gone vegan. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4460 That there’s Mr. Pommel. Said his wife made it for him. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4461 You think Ed is a bit tetched? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4462 No horse will stand for that. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4463 Why did you tell him to bring his own horse? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4464 He's got dreams of being a master cowpoke. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4465 There’s a horse of a different color. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4466 It all rides on the landing. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4467 He loses more horses that way! 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4468 The thrill of victory, the agony of spurred feet 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
4469 Dude ranch for city slickers. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4470 It’s all theoretical 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4471 He’s been practicing a lot since that unfortunate incident with the dismount in Calgary. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4472 He's prospecting to win a gold, so he doesn't have to dig for it. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4473 He says it helps with riding, but I reckon he enjoys the attention. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4474 And ya won't believe what he calls the dang thing 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4475 I bet nobody' d get in trouble for stealing that. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4476 He's had enough of rodeos - he wants to go to the Olympics 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4477 He keeps trying to make it trott and gallop. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4478 I give him a 9.2, but does it matter? Out here no one gives a s**t! 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4479 He thinks he invented parkour. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4480 I told him I needed a new saddle with a pommel! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4481 I think he does this to impress the Russian judge. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4482 Yeah, I tried it a few times. But we just couldn’t develop that bond. 1.1304 0.04940 92 85 2 5
4483 tell me again who he thinks he is 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
4484 Hey, you oughta see his dismount off of a brahma bull! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4485 Beats me. Getting ready for the rodeo? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4486 He says he’s going to Paris, France this summer. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
4487 You call that a HORSE??? 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
4488 Nope. He sure ain’t much of a cowboy but wait ‘till you should see his dismount.” 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
4489 They call him Bucky the Gymnast but I'm not sure why. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4490 You should see him on the Pummel-Whore 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4491 Well, yip-yip-yippie-kai-ayyy. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4492 When I asked how he was on a horse that wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4493 Sometimes Billy has trouble sticking to the landing. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4494 Christ! What an asshole! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4495 It’s not like he paid a lot for it but he is still convenced it’s a horse 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4496 Get off your horse and drink your Powerade 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4497 So that’s how you practice not falling off your horse. 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
4498 Maybe I should have used another word instead of ' dismount'. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4499 Ok, so where does Pommel think this will lead ? 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
4500 Still, you really can’t judge a cowboy ‘til you’ve seen him dismount his horse… 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4501 He missed the team by just a hand! 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4502 Dang fool seen it on tv, last week he was watching circus, what's next polo? There's a show pony in every camp. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4503 He thought the horse was named “Pommel.” 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4504 He doesn't know the difference between a pommel horse and a palomino horse. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4505 And wait til you see his horse do a triple flip. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4506 His name is Bill Loco. He thinks he invented locomotion. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4507 "Parallel bars ain't what you'd reckon they'd mean, either." 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4508 You'd think a horse like that would be easy to mount. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4509 Wait 'til you see his floor routine, though. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4510 Another victim of the Craigslist Appaloosa scam. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4511 He's practicing how to ride side-saddle. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4512 He’s got a burr in his saddle 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4513 ‘He’s always horsing around” 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4514 He's working on his dismount. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4515 He said that he's practicing for the men's Olympic games 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4516 Well alright, but the giddyup just makes it obnoxious. 1.1294 0.04962 85 78 3 4
4517 He doesn't like it when you say 'Hi-ho Bronze!' 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4518 Since he gave up hooch, he's moved from the parallel bars to the pommel horse. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4519 It's like traffic school for tenderfoots. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4520 He likes to do his morning yoga outside 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4521 Save a horse, ride a... horse? 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
4522 He has his eyes set on Paris 2024. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4523 TRAINING ON HIS HORSE IS ALWAYS ON SAM'S MIND! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4524 Not a cowboy but a rodeo athlete. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4525 Naw, let him tire himself out so he'll be too tuckered out to drone on about the self-driving feature. 1.1290 0.04644 93 85 4 4
4526 Yeah, but he never gets saddle sores. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4527 He really puts the gym in Gymkhana! 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4528 They're marketing the pommel horse to people who see the peloton as a bit pedestrian 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4529 They say he's the only one who can ride ol' Ironhide with no boots on. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4530 His best event is actually the long horse. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4531 Tex has to stay on for 8 seconds. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4532 When I said “park your horse,” he must have thought I said “parcourse.” 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4533 Must be the cell phone lot. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4534 So he says: 'Look at me! I am literally over Silver 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4535 No one has had the courage to challenge him. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4536 I swear, one day this will be in the Olympics. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4537 I don't care what he calls that, it won't rustle no cattle. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4538 You should see him on monkey bars. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4539 I'm still hoping for a 36-24-36 mirage. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4540 I meant the equestrian kind. This ain’t the Olympics. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4541 Okay, Houston ... we've had a problem here 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
4542 The way he flashes them spurs will look real purdy for the judges! 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4543 If your mother and daddy had given you the unfortunate name of Pommel, you wouldn’t have outgrown it, either. 1.1284 0.04143 109 99 6 4
4544 He's finally flipped 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4545 When he said 'sawhorse,' I thought he meant he saw a horse. He ain't riding double with me all the way home. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4546 He's not going to make it to Tucson with us that way. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4547 The boss told him to go out and horse around 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4548 Ain't no other kind of horse that would put up with those shenanigans. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4549 He lost his saddle. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4550 Nelly is jealous of the new horse. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4551 I see Dave’s working on his reverse cowboy dismount again. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4552 He says it helps him dismount quickly in a pinch.... 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4553 And that’s how we say skeedaddle to those pesky UFOs in Texas! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4554 It’s a pummel horse, not a pinto horse. Wait for the flying dismount. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4555 He's practicing his sidesaddle move for the Annie Oakley Memorial Gymnastics Championship. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4556 After this side support travel watch for a phenomenal dismount 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4557 poor Charlie. since his horse ran away he just won't get off that thing 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
4558 Poor Jim's still working on his bareback riding, eh...? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4559 Let’s see how Ol’ Smokey takes to all that razzle dazzle. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4560 He claims it's the horse of the future. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
4561 I guess I should've expected this when I signed on here at the Biles Ranch. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4562 '"Is that the twisties?" 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4563 And there's good ol Mr. Pommel, always has been outstanding in his field. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4564 The horses are tired of his dismount as he gets stuck in this position every time. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4565 You ain't gotta thang 'til you got that swing! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4566 he doesn't want anything to go wrong on his first rodeo 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4567 Well, you and Betty Sue did name him Gym, not Jim. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4568 That's the Pinto Kid. He ordered a new horse from someone named GYM. He thought it was a misspell. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4569 He said he's practicing in case there is another blowout on his upcoming flight. 1.1277 0.04596 94 86 4 4
4570 Ain't no way Gus hires him, unless he sticks the landing. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4571 He ws a little shaky but wait until you see the dismount 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4572 Where the hell are the cows? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4573 So this is what a first rodeo looks like, huh? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4574 Sure, he can ride a pommel pretty good, but the horse don't go nowhere. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4575 Well, it’s more sustainable than golf - that’s for sure. But I don’t see it catching on, and the horses just aren’t impressed! 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4576 It does explain why he can't stay on top of his horse. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4577 I ain't seen none of those pommel dogies Tex keeps going on about. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4578 'Tis the remounting that is the hardest! 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4579 He’s got a real shot at the next stationary rodeo. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
4580 It's a horse of course! 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
4581 Gets about zero miles on a bale of hay. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4582 He'll make a heck of a wrangler, Slim, but if he's hired, it'll be you giving him a ride back to ranch. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4583 I reckon he misapprehended “evening the score” 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4584 He's getting in shape for the Olympic "Jump into the Saddle" competition. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4585 He says that he is under training by the Romans.... 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4586 They call it a 'Pommel Horse.' I hear dismounts are tricky." 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4587 He does adjacent saloons and parallel bars. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4588 True...he can't ride a lick. But he does have an amazing dismount! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4589 Poor Gus, still trying to work his way up to the real thing. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4590 But what he’s saving on feed! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4591 He's trying to get to de Olympics but he just can't seem to make any progress on dismount. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4592 I guess I shouldn’t have said saddle up and we’ll go for the gold. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
4593 It's easy when it doesn't move. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4594 I’m waiting to see if he sticks the landing. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4595 He insist we identify him as a gymnast, regardless his choice of horse. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
4596 I wanted no stops. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
4597 He’s back in the saddle with his XXX Stetson 7 1/4 this year! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4598 Horsin' Around 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4599 If he can stick this, he's going to Paris. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4600 Just dont get it, really. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4601 I warned him to cut back on the beans, but would he listen? 1.1264 0.04851 87 80 3 4
4602 Save a horse, ride a gymnast. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
4603 I'd give him a !0.0 if I knew what the hell I was talking about. 1.1264 0.04851 87 80 3 4
4604 Bill lost his horse again and is trying to tell us he d’ain’t know what we’re talkin’ about. 1.1264 0.04851 87 80 3 4
4605 That’s Sheriff Pommel & his Horse. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4606 His resume said Olympic champion on horse. I assumed equestrian. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4607 He has trouble with the dismount. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4608 He thinks that things a horse! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4609 That's their (negative) first rodeo. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
4610 Big deal. Let's see him try those moves on a real horse... 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4611 That’s the most unusual pony I’ve ever seen 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4612 He claims it saves on the Miralax 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4613 Let’s go get a drink at the uneven parallel bars. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4614 Tap dancing classes didn’t work out. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4615 Must have a snake in his britches. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4616 He's working on his side-saddle. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4617 It's called a wokehorse! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4618 That’s ole Doc Poma-hasn’t been the same since..you know 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
4619 Another week of practice we will put him on a real horse. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4620 That Rusty loves to horse around. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
4621 I know, he’s terrible, but he medaled in pistols so you better clap 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4622 At least it won't buck him off. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4623 I got my own ride 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4624 Ever since he went off to that there city college, he's had strange ideas for the ranch. 1.1262 0.04293 103 94 5 4
4625 He came here last year for a company offsite and never left. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4626 Roy Jnr thinks it the Paris, TX Olympics this year. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4627 I'm telling you, cowboys can have a mid -life crisis. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
4628 Roy takes his training seriously. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4629 Painless? Wait until be gets to the dismount and lands on the cactus! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4630 Reckon Pa's downsizing the Ponderosa? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4631 So that's what 'all hat, no cattle' means 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4632 He ordered a palomino, but they sent a pommel horse instead. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4633 Looks like someone's getting ready for Paris. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4634 I guess our Manifest Destiny begins here. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4635 Butch is using the pommel horse to practice his circles and swings before performing on his horse for the annual horsing around event. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
4636 Next thing yo know, he'll be riden a sawhorse. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4637 This cowpoke ain't much good at ridin fences but he sure can dismount. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4638 I voted AGAINST legalizing mushrooms. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4639 He is training to lose us and break bones in the rodeo 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4640 It sure looks like Billie is going to try to ride that horse all the way to Paris this summer. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4641 Says that when it comes to a dismount, one horse is as good as another. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
4642 He has been training for a career with the Pony Express. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4643 He calls himself Slim. Slim Gym 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4644 he ordered the wrong horse from Amazon 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4645 Looks no more inconruent than you smoking that pipe, cowboy! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4646 Well, he's a world champion on the pommel horse, but I think he'll have a hard time working on the ranch... 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4647 It’s a saddle test developed by AI 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4648 I'll admit , I have never ever been to pommel myself. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4649 Looks like you're shy one horse. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4650 He won't let go of his hobby horse. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4651 You can take the horse from the cowboy but not the cowboy from the horse... 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4652 Face it Duke, he’ll never get off his high horse. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4653 ‘You seein’ what I’m seein’?’ ‘I wish I wasn’t’ 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4654 How long before our horses buy a house in Tahoe and learn to code? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4655 I don’t want to be there when he finds out this is NOT a rodeo event. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4656 Yup, that’s Larry for ya, always horsing around! 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4657 It's a pretty good shot at the idiom considering the last horse kicked him in the head. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
4658 Well, I'll head back to tell the boss we caught his horse. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
4659 I guess Doc told Dusty to ride side saddle whenever his old rodeo injury flared up. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
4660 Any more of this, we pummel his pommel, agreed? 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
4661 That wasn’t my understanding of a dual 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4662 He’s always testing out his Wranglers vs Jordache like that. 1.1237 0.04459 97 89 4 4
4663 Cowboy Bob is great mounting and dismounting but can't seem to get his horse to giddy up. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
4664 You think that’s good? He used to do that on a real horse. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4665 I'd like to see him try that on a galloping horse! 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4666 I’m not sure where he’s goin’ with that. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4667 Him? Oh he’s just horsing around 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
4668 He is the trainer at the L-bar ranch. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4669 If he sticks the dismounts qa 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4670 That's the new guy with the dictionary. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4671 If he’s gonna get his cattle to Dallas, then he’s gotta stick the landing 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4672 He's training for the rodeo in Bucharest. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4673 He never nails the dismount. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4674 They say he been like that ever since he won those summer olympics tickets in a dang poker game 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4675 Yes, looks good but you can never be sure about the Russian judge. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4676 Thats not a horse, Carl!" said the hors 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4677 I know you are new here, but did you really try to order a new horse from Amazon? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4678 BEST WRANGLER I'VE EVER SEEN. CLAIMS ALL IT TAKES IS TEN MINUTES A DAY ON THAT DAMN CONTRAPTION 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4679 Rodeo-gymnastics as the next Olympic sport? I'm dubious. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4680 Ixnay on the ommelpay... Russ has had a tough year. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4681 He always wanted to be a gymnast. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4682 He ropes 'em wild and breaks 'em in for the Olympics 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4683 If nothing else, Jim's nasty tic keeps him in great shape 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4684 Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4685 Rode all the way from Abilene like that. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4686 Once he got in the saddle, there was no stopping him. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4687 Yeah, he’ll slow us down, but nobody dismounts like this fella. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4688 He’s back in the pommel again. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4689 Yeah, but he’s an influencer. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4690 Hmmm..well he doesn’t have to feed it! But will it giddy up? 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
4691 that's my huckleberry 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4692 He insists it's his horse 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4693 Damn show off…Riden’ a horse… side saddle. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4694 I'd like to pommel him. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4695 They call it a horse; must be from New York. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4696 He’s hoping for Paris. 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
4697 If he'd stop pommel horsing around, we might actually get some ranching done! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4698 I tried to tell him no one's interested in a vegan rodeo. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4699 He’ll soon be somebody’s side kick. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4700 He flunked his rider's test the first time. 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
4701 Went to Kansas city and brought back this damn fool thing. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4702 It's all in the dismount. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4703 All that pommel horsing, but he can't even ride a horse. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4704 I still don’t see how this is helping…. 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
4705 Cowboy'ing just isn't what it used to be - he's not even wearing spurs! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4706 Horses seem to be an extinct species here. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4707 The Ruskie judge says nyet Tex 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
4708 They say he has the faster double leg work in the West. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4709 His rough language will be a full point deduction. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4710 You never should have let him sign up for that gymnastics class. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4711 We finally found the right horse for Augustus. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4712 He's hoping there will be a desert Olympics here someday. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4713 I say he hasn’t mastered the gittin’ on and off his horse yet! 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4714 I made the mistake of critiquing his dismount and he won't let me forget it... 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4715 Just horsing aroud fellas... 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4716 Heard his missus just got a Peloton, must be trying to keep up! 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4717 Our champion is so aggressive and competitive but an evolved man since he saw a whale hunting video…. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4718 Urban cowboy…Wonder what he call a “bull.” 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4719 The next rodeo should be interesting. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4720 Oh, fuck! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4721 Yea, but let’s see how he works that thing on the round up. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4722 Next I reckon he'll do that damned transcendental meditation again. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
4723 His Dismount lacks Elan. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4724 Should we tell Fred that wasn’t the horseback riding we were thinking of. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4725 Dave takes things too literally. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4726 Should we join? Well Timothy, you'd need fancier boots. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4727 I think bandits stole the parallel bars. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4728 Fine, Clay. Please "dismount" your dang high horse. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
4729 Are you sure he said we were going to check out the SALOONS next? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4730 What’s come over ol’ Gus? Looks like he’s a-chompin’ at the bit. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4731 When he’s through, they’ll be a score to settle. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4732 Just don't think he is going to work out boss! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4733 The trick is to pummel them into submission 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4734 I hear he's off to Russia next week 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4735 That's a horse of a "different" color. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4736 Since he was a failure at rodeo, he’s trying this. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4737 Yeah, lots of style points but its not worth spit for herdin' or a posse. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4738 He clicked on “Palomino Horse” on a website. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4739 You name it. Pabst, 0lympia, Miller, Mickey’s, Estrella Levante if he’s feeling all fancy-like. All it takes 4-5 of ‘em and he’s on that thing. Sometimes he wears a dang mask. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4740 After he was banned from the rodeo the Olympics gymnastics team came calling." 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4741 That rodeo clown would really get pummeled on a real live bronc! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4742 And they got him believin’ that’s some kinda horse. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4743 The Wild West is sure not what it used to be." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4744 His best event is sprinter roping. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
4745 That there’s Pistol PETA. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4746 He thinks he's going to Paris, France. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4747 He’s good, but his dismount still needs work. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4748 Stirrup Biles, amiright? 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
4749 He traded his lasso for ribbons. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4750 Don’t even ask to see his mustang. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4751 I’ve had it with these rich dude ranch guests. I told him, “Grab the pommel” - the one on the saddle, not gym equipment. I quit! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4752 It's the wave of the future--you don't have to feed that horse. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
4753 Him? That’s just Lone Joe. Always says he’s “training” for something or other. I don’t get it. But hey, the women love him. The horses hate him… Whatever you do, don’t make fun of his side saddle, or you’ll get kicked in the face. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4754 Surprisingly, he also competes in blood sports." 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4755 You should see his beat-a-bull exercise! 1.1209 0.04645 91 84 3 4
4756 It’s not about how you mount, it’s about how you dismount, partner. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4757 I didn't know Zeke was a swinger! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4758 Dusty’s plumb lost his mind, ain’t he? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4759 He’s looks about ready for the pommel bull 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
4760 Just wait ‘til you see him dismount. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4761 He’s been pulling all the tricks to get his horse to come back. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4762 …and you said getting NBC would be SOOOO GREAT for us all… 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4763 ai is going too far, nowadays 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
4764 He hasn’t broken her yet. He keeps falling off. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4765 Is he a real cowboy?” “Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4766 Well, you'd be surprised how much it comes in handy for wrangling the pommel-steers. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4767 His dismount has always needed work. He finally agreed to come out to the studio so we could address it. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4768 The Russian Judge only gave him a six 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
4769 What the heck, it's an Olympic year...even for cowboys. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4770 I tried askin' bit he just says "sometimes you gotta run before you can walk"... 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4771 I’m not sure about Dusty’s career pivot. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4772 Is he flipping serious or just horsing around? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4773 So. Where does he think that horse will take him? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4774 Bob really wants to nail his dismount in the calf roping contest at this year's Stampede Rodeo. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4775 Keep movin', movin', movin' Though they're disapprovin' Keep them dogies movin', rawhide 1.1200 0.03964 100 88 11 1
4776 He was taking 'beating a dead horse' literally so I got him that. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4777 For him, it’s all about the DIS-mount. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4778 It's not his first Charlie Horse! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4779 I don't know, still feels like he crossed the picket line. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4780 Nobody cares how you look sitting side-saddle. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4781 -What's with Billy anyway? -They say he held his horses for too long 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4782 I think he's trying to lose weight. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4783 I'm fretful that he might still be in denial regarding our entreaties to form a swingers' group. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4784 Before his mare ran off, she warned the entire herd about his recklessness with spurs. 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
4785 He’s gonna have a raw hind after that move. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4786 He won bronze at the 2016 Olympics 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4787 It's his first rodeo. Ian Morfitt Toronto, Ontario 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4788 Poor guy has just come back from the saloon. He thinks that thing will take him to the OK Corral 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4789 That's what happens when you buy a horse on line. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4790 Oh don't mind him - it's just his interpretation of AI. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4791 Well, he said that’s what AI suggested 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4792 He only decided to try this after landing on a cactus during his floor routine. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4793 He’s never going to make nationals with that form 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4794 Oh no. I left my quarters at home 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4795 He's a real rootin' tootin' straight shootin' cowboy buckaroo 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
4796 Thank God I’m just a horse 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4797 It doesn’t move but it doesn't require a costly feedbag! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4798 Big Bad Bart Conner--no one can break a Pommel like he can. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4799 He says he has to practice every spare moment for the Olympics. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4800 Yeah, he’s good. But his dismount is weak. I think I can take him. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4801 His dismount is perfection itself! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4802 Mountin' Man 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4803 Well, he couldn't handle it when Cody died, and this takes care of rustlers. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4804 He's been watching too many YouTube How-To videos. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4805 A real horse has two pommels, but only New York intellectuals would whine about that. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4806 He once tried this in a live horse and got pommeled. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4807 In Western Philosophy we call it "the category fallacy." 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4808 Yup, it's some dream about going to LSU and making a heap of NIL money? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4809 How does he expect to get anywhere on that thing, other than the olympics? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4810 Wait till you see how he gets off his horse 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4811 He’s not going anywhere with those moves. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4812 That there's a fella called Cowboy Gym. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4813 I hate it when Steve gets into a new hobby. 1.1183 0.04548 93 86 3 4
4814 What took him so long? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4815 If AI says it's a horse, it's a horse. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4816 It sure makes it easier to get on and off 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4817 If you are looking for the Olympics, then you got the wrong continent. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4818 I shor wish I had one of them 3–button shirts. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4819 Now, that takes "horsing around" to a whole new level! 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4820 You can take the horse from the cowboy…but you can’t take the cowboy from the horse. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4821 Don’t race him, Earl. That’s a man knows a thing or two about horses 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4822 He hasn’t stopped for three months and wants to be called Desert Gump. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4823 I hate his horse 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
4824 He wants to win gold in them there hills. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
4825 Says he read some article about how to make a career pivot. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
4826 He said he didn't need to feed it. 1.1176 0.03807 119 109 6 4
4827 If he doesn't get of that silly horse someone is going to pommel him. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4828 That's the horse you ride while your saddle sores heal. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4829 He's practicing for the Cowboy Olympics. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4830 I wonder where he learnt to ride sidesaddle. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4831 I said that I thought he needed a new saddle! 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
4832 He's got new a hitch in his giddyup 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4833 In his state, he needs 12 hours of continuing riding education to drive a horse. He's practicing for the dismount exam. 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
4834 That is impressive. Now let's see if he can do that on a REAL horse. 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
4835 I don't know, really. I think it's a mix of a Palomino and some kind of fighting horse. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4836 I’d give him a 10. How about you? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4837 He’s practicing his dismount for the big rodeo. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4838 A 10 ? No way ! I’m giving him an 8 . 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
4839 If you think that’s impressive, you should see him on the Saw Horse 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4840 That, there is Gerald. He likes horsing around. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4841 Earl is a bit too literal. Don’t ask him about riding Western pleasure. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
4842 He misses his ring routine." 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4843 The Cowboy Pommel Horse Olympics Is for Crazy-Ass Wackadoos 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4844 He always did have a flare for horse riding. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4845 Well, A.I. kinda got the quick draw part right. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4846 I told him if he sticks the dismount I’ll get him a pony. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4847 I would not want to deal with the fella that sold him that horse. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4848 What do you say we get him on one of them cactuses so he keeps from hittin' the damn horse? 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4849 His execution score? Fancy schmancy. Who cares? Pommel horse, schmommel horse. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4850 He said the saddle got back-ordered 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4851 The spurs help him to stick the landing. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4852 This is nothing,you should see him on the bucking bronco! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4853 With a bit more practice, Mr. Pommel will move on to Butterscotch here. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4854 Don't be impressed. He thinks he's a swinger, but he can't handle a real horse. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4855 Maybe he can mount, and maybe he can dismount, but he's just a 1 out of 10 if he thinks he's gonna get very far on that horse. 1.1169 0.05220 77 72 1 4
4856 He killed his horse! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4857 Until now, I thought palomino and pommel were just horses of a different color. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4858 Is that what they call modernism? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4859 Whew, I thought he said pummel horse. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4860 It's a cute act, but he wasn't born to be a Cowboy! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4861 He said we'll see him on the TV next summer. Whatever that means. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4862 He ordered a pinto horse but missed the return window. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4863 When he said he was bringing his own horse I thought... 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4864 He thinks he's going places. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
4865 Perfect form but he always but he always stumbles on his dismount on those damned cowboy boots 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4866 Artistry and execution are lacking, and now he can't figure out how to dismount. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4867 Ever since that fall, he just won’t get back on that horse 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4868 Keep that up and he'll end up like a steer. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4869 He's the same dude from Hollywood who last week was seriously injured when his horse stomped him on the head. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4870 Oh boy, I hope Sunday nights do not feel like this in 2024. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4871 He calls it a ‘Pommel Horsie,’ but I ain’t never seen it move! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4872 somethings not adding up 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4873 If he was that agile with a six-shooter, we’d be in real trouble. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4874 He traded an Appaloosa for Pommel because he was saddle sore. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4875 He's here in the desert On a horse with no name He feels good that he's able to train In the desert, he can recall his routine 'Cause there ain't no one for to give him no pain. La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4876 How does this thing take me to Cheyenne? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4877 It's his punishment for pummeling his horse. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4878 Reckon we should tell him he mounted the wrong horse. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4879 We don’t trust the government because he failed the Presidential Fitness Exam. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4880 That’s how they ride ‘em in traffic gridlock. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4881 That's nuthin'. Wait 'til the parallel saloons. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4882 They say he's the fastest dismount this side of the Pecos. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4883 He thought he was buying a Palomino. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4884 Let's see if he sticks the landing this time. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4885 Podnah, he'll never make 8 seconds. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4886 He's the new gym instructor at the local high school. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4887 Thought that ole Pommel was gonna brake Wayne until he started watching those Simone Biles You Tube videos. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4888 So, this is what he called the training zone? 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
4889 We should’ve specified which horse needed attention 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4890 No one said it had to be a POMMEL horse. 1.1157 0.03558 121 110 8 3
4891 He needs the write-off. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4892 Wait till you see his straddle jump. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4893 I done swear Jimmy told me his horse was named Pommel 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4894 There's got to be a second handle but I don't have the heart to tell 'em 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4895 beta AI in the Wild West 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4896 When he applied, I assumed his horse was named Jim. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4897 Yeah he can ride a horse, but he is useless on the cattle drive. 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
4898 He's been practicing on his roping horse. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4899 On the positive side, it doesn't require food or water and you always know right where it is. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4900 He can practice 'till the cows come home, but he'll never get it. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4901 Ya' reckon he'll stick a dismount this time? 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
4902 Levi is showing off again. Let's see him try that on a real horse.... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4903 Let's see what he'll do with the jail bars. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4904 His last horse kept bucking him off. This one is slow, but stable. 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
4905 This is an new start, welcome to the new world 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4906 Ohhh pommel, not pummel, phew! 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
4907 I only care to watch the mane event 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
4908 Guess it's name is Pommel. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4909 He said he thinks that horse will take him places but I have my doubts 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4910 Sure he's got excellent form and flair, but where's that mount going to get him? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4911 Nah, it's not a Shetland, it's a Pommel. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4912 I reckon it's that new cownastics! # 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4913 Just another John Travolta wannabe. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4914 Fuck you and the horse you pummelled in on 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4915 If it's real why don't it eat the grass? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4916 If you ask me... Strange way to ride a horse 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4917 Practicing for the pommel horse rodeo at fantasy world Chester? Try taking a ride on the wild side there cowboy. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4918 Looks good to me...you can work indoors and you don't have to feed it 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4919 He rode too many bucking broncos. 1.1146 0.04410 96 89 3 4
4920 He's training for the Olympics. Giddy-up. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4921 I've alwasy told him, 'You can do it!' 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4922 He's got the mind of cowboy with the heart of an olympian 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4923 Great abs, blistered feet. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4924 He practices on that so he can impress the boss on the real thing 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
4925 He says it's much easier on his back. And let's face it, the man has grace. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4926 Are you gonna tell him he has to sit with one leg on each side of the saddle or he's never gonna make it outta here? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4927 He says Doc prescribed it to help his saddle sores. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4928 Reckon nobody told him about the one pommel. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4929 He's trying to perfect his side saddle 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4930 He just comes out here to horse around a bit. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4931 He doesn't remember how he got here or how he's getting back, but he's ready for the Olympics! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4932 You could say Horsing around is his hobby… 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4933 He'll be back off the saddle again. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4934 He didn’t know the meaning of ‘pommel’ but ordered it anyway. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4935 Been thru the dessert on a horse with no name,,, 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4936 This is where we perfect our dismounts. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4937 Well,I would rate an 8.5 at best 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4938 Ted reckoned ain’t three ridin’ but two horses, but I didn’t foresee no pommel horsin’ challenge. Dang. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4939 I know he’s an activist for animal rights, but this has gone too far. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4940 His drivers test is tomorrow. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4941 I guess he's making the best of that horse he bought sight unseen. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4942 At least you don’t have to put a dime in it. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4943 Yep, that thars real hoss handlin' 1.1134 0.04366 97 90 3 4
4944 How do you get out of the desert? Practice, practice, practice. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4945 You might be right, Jeb. I heard he’s been going to those DEI seminars back at the ranch. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4946 You should see him on the vault. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4947 He said he was for his only fans 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4948 I see the winter visitors have started to saddle up.” 🌵 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4949 introducing Saddle Up Simulator 2000 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4950 Reckon someone needs to remind young Tarquin over there of that saying ‘bout folk that go about tryin’ to reinvent the wheel 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4951 Looks like he’s cracked the code to the vault. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4952 Riding side horse is more manly than riding side-saddle. 1.1132 0.04093 106 98 4 4
4953 All hat and no cattle. #mynewyorkercaption 1.1130 0.03860 115 106 5 4
4954 Pommel showing off again... I still don't trust him with a horse after what happened last time. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4955 It's a one pommel horse town. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4956 Yep, he rides a helluva pommel horse. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4957 Oh, he's good enough for the Olympics. He'll just never get there on that. Hell he'd be lucky enough to make it to the local rodeo by next week. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4958 He doesn’t get much work out of that horse, but it sure gives him a workout. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4959 Slowest dismount in the West 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4960 He traded his palomino for a pommel horse and making a career change. And why? He says its low maintenance, user friendly, 24/7 availability, with a five year warranty on parts and no more mucking about at the barn. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4961 No one can throw a two-handed Swedish flyaway with a full twist like Je 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4962 He's tired of them doing all the bucking. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4963 I told him to buy a horse vault. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4964 So this is the dead man who's been bouncing on my sweet trampette 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4965 What’d he say his name was? Jim Nast? 1.1124 0.04642 89 83 2 4
4966 He can ride pretty high in the saddle, but our horses can outrun his any day. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
4967 His resume said he had a lot of experience handling horses…so now what do we do with him? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4968 Dunno for sure , but I think Jeb’s gonna get pommeled at the rodeo next week. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4969 I said we was going out for the gold on the horse — reckon he got confused. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4970 My wife starts with the artificial version before she rides me, so I figured I'd try it. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4971 Archibald thought he would practice learning how to get up on a 🐎 horse while Pommel took a load off of his back and trying to find an Oasis on this 40 year walk through the 🌵 desert! I promise we’ll find that land with the milk and honey! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4972 Does he really think he has a shot at regionals with that kind of form? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4973 There are more things in heaven and earth,Lefty . . . 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4974 He changed horses in the middle of the stream. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
4975 At least he won't get kicked off this horse. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4976 He's ready to get back on the real thing yet. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4977 He prefers them when they don’t move 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
4978 Take a shot everytime he says YEEHAW 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4979 looks like we're on the right track for the Semantics Gang 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4980 Get a weight bench! 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4981 Sorry, Maury. I’m not a gymnast. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4982 I've never seen the Hokey-Pokey done quite like that. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4983 Billy claims it's a cardio exercise but his horse told me he is obsessed with showing off on a sidesaddle. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4984 There must be a better way to dismount. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4985 Whatever he's doing, don't let him stop until the Olympics are over. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4986 Oh, so this is what he meant by horsing around". 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4987 Pommel lets him be artistic. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4988 He's afraid of the real beast! 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4989 Are you certain his resume said he pummels a lot? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4990 peenus weenus 1.1121 0.03413 116 105 9 2
4991 Listen guys, Paper said he’d cover it.” 1.1111 0.04281 99 92 3 4
4992 You reckon he got the safety on fer that scissor move? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4993 There ain't much call for cow-punching these days. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4994 He just got back from the desert on that pommel horse with no name. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4995 Well Sir, this here’s a man proving to his lady that he don’t just mount anything that walks. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4996 It’s the third year in a row he’s been claiming his horse is faster than ours. 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
4997 That ‘horse’ he bought on the Internet may have been a scam, but man, has that boy got some fine glutes! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4998 Yes, he shows off standing still, but can he ride in a straight line. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4999 He’s been riding that horse with no name. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5000 Dang! Now we’ll never get there. Darryl’s on his high horse again… 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5001 Should we tell him it's not really a horse? 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5002 We agreed to flex his ranch hours because his dismounts so inspire us all. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5003 I told him Custer was pummeled and he's been practicing relentlessly ever since. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5004 Why not? We're in Olympic National Park. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5005 He's pretty good, but his real event is pole cat vaulting. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5006 He won't listen to me. You tell him the pommel horse is not a rodeo event. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5007 The saddest part is he calls her Sal. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5008 Aw shucks,Tex,anyone can stick the dismount if they're wearin' spurs. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5009 It's a new kinda horse. And there's talk about a Ford Mustang. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5010 Since we're on a corporate retreat, you think; they will cover my $500 dollar pety cash expense from the hotel bar, last night..? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5011 Oh, it’s funny because “pommel horse” and “horse (the animal).” Sorry I made you stand with me here for ten years as I parsed out this visual joke. My only previous experience with humor was a Saturday Night Live sketch about Ken Bone. Not a fan. 1.1111 0.04033 99 91 5 3
5012 It all started when he saw that dog over there. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5013 Pete Pommel just loves that horse. 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5014 His daily warmup tribute to Simone Biles. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5015 Why the hell did he trade his horse in for that thing? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5016 Zero emissions are great in theory. 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
5017 Now he's only gunnin' for an NIL deal with LSU gymnastics 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
5018 Yes, I'd say his form is improving since starting last month, but I'm still not convinced he's actaully belongs out here, with us on the range." 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5019 That’s Wild Bill, trying to drop-kick that bird! 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5020 Wait until you see what calf roping looks like. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5021 He's practicing his horse dismount. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5022 I tell you, that Ang Lee feller really opened up a can of worms around these parts” 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5023 and THAT horse’s name is Saturday… 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5024 His peepaw was a tumble weed 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5025 When they said he's the best horse rider west of the Mississippi, this isn't exactly what I was expecting 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5026 He’s really out here twisting like tumbleweed, thinking he’s the mane attraction 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5027 Every time I says somethin’ he says, “Oh, I’m going places! 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5028 He still thinks he’s going to Paris…. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5029 I ain't got the heart to tell him it's not that kinda meet at the OK Corral 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5030 He’s been that way since he drank the bad water and thinks he’s going to be in the Olympics 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
5031 If they ever have a rodeo Olympics,Dan will be ready 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5032 He sold his horse to ride this one. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5033 What are the odds of Jim losing his hat on the dismount? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5034 Now I know where he got his "Iron Horse " nickname! 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5035 They say he pummeled his first horse to death and the guilt took on literal form for his penance. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5036 Well, we ARE short and he IS good on a horse 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5037 And you know he got that midstream. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
5038 I said betcha never mounted a Palimino—not pommel—horse. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5039 Keep those spurs up Terry. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5040 I thought the horse’s name was pommel. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5041 That’s not the kind of horse we meant… 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5042 He says he knew what he was buyin’. Don’t want a horse, horse and that this'll do just fine cuz the cows’’ll all come in to watch his show. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5043 They been stuck in this position now for comin’ on 4 years. Ever since Covid hit the state. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5044 I have never seen a horse pommel a rider like that before. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5045 Dude ranch wannabe. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5046 He sure makes ridin' that bucking pommel look easy, don't he? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5047 He never could get the hang of a horse. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5048 He’s pretty good but he’ll never make the podium if he keeps ignoring the wind speed 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5049 Bareback gets messy. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5050 His Grandfather was Roy Rogers 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5051 I wonder if he’ll nail the dismount? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5052 That's Jim Nast showing off. 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
5053 All hat and his hips rattle! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5054 He hasn't gotten over his Red Pony's death 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5055 Yes, but you should see his dressage. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5056 You know, I heard one of our coworkers is a former Olympic athlete, but I have no idea who. 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
5057 Well, this Biden cretin screwed up everything else - now he don't even has a horse to ride home on. Home? What home? That white thing ? Them days is gone ! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5058 I’d pay money to see him do that on a real horse. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5059 He thinks he found gold. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5060 A horse once kicked him in the head. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5061 Don't know where that dude's goin', but he's goin' in style. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5062 He calls it Man O' War. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5063 He just won’t admit that he’s a bad horse thief! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5064 He's really into this new gymnastics app. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5065 The Romanian judge always gives a minus 2. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5066 Look, buddy ! Henderson's dancin' a waltz with Henry the Horse 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5067 Ride her ‘til she bucks ya, or you don’t ride at all. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5068 You can’t say he doesn’t have good form 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5069 The only animals he's going to herd are mechanical bulls! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5070 Ayup, Jerry there took nationals back in ‘08, then blew his ACL out right ‘fore Beijing. Can’t seem to stop livin’ in the past, poor bastard. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5071 He'd be even better on the high gallows 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5072 His spurs always get caught on the dismount. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5073 Jis' wait fo' Chester's fabulous dismount, Mr. Dillon. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5074 That is a strange looking saddle! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5075 Save a pommelhorse, ride a cowboy! 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
5076 He got tired of the one being pommeled 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5077 I think it’s time we cancel this Patreon subscription. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5078 I’m a believe in AI and crypto but that Pommel ain’t no horse 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5079 The dismount convinced me he’s not a cowherd or coward 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5080 That's his preferred steed—it doesn't buck! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5081 At least he's stopped pestering L'il Sebastian. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5082 They still call him Billy the Kid, but I swear he was old enough to compete in the Beijing Olympics. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5083 I told him we could have trained on the east coast. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5084 See fellas, this is how you ride a man extender. 1.1081 0.03470 111 101 8 2
5085 After not finding any I reckon he's lookin' to win some. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5086 I thought this job was routine enough. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5087 No one in these parts can come close to his dismount 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
5088 That's wild 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5089 Talk about a role reversal 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5090 Lord knows there’s nutin’ wrong with Billy’s form- 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5091 Steroids. 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
5092 Believe it or not, that use to be a real horse. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5093 I tried to warn you about Indeed. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5094 Looks like we have a real City Slicker here. He’s going to need a lot more training than I thought. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5095 Wasn’t what I thought he meant when he said he was gonna get back on the saddle 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5096 -So bad he's allergic to horse hair 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5097 He could never get over his 2 years in the military. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
5098 He's also begun calling the mountains 'Mary Lou Retton' 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5099 His form is fantastic, but you should see him trying to get over fences 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5100 They have lower horsepower but require a lot less grass. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5101 My horse doesn’t doesn’t feel remorse when it sees plamorse. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5102 He needs to stop horsin around. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5103 Do you think he’ll ride me next? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5104 Big deal; most horsemen are out standing in their field. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5105 Stanley Kubrick asked him to audition for a bomb movie. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5106 He thought I said, “you gotta show your horse work.” 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5107 Beats being pummeled by the Brahmas! 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5108 He heard phrase "not his first rodeo" and started preparing for his first 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5109 They say he got the name Dusty because of his sloppy dismounts. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5110 It’s the swing to the right that gets me. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5111 Skill practice for mounting and alighting. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5112 After winning the rodeo, he just couldn't resist the temptation! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5113 As long as he thinks this is a tryout, we don't have to worry about him coming with us. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5114 He wanted a horse without a rear-end. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5115 Yup, Jack is on his high horse but I’d rather be the Pilates cowboy . 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5116 That cowboy just has no horse sense. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5117 The boys in the bunkhouse said he ordered a side saddle! 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5118 It's his pommel horse. He's practicing for the Olympics 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5119 He still never got over failing his 7th grade gymnastics unit. 1.1064 0.04133 94 87 4 3
5120 Guess our lapsed gymnast is back in the saddle. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5121 He is always looking for easier ways to get his boots off. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5122 He traded in his hooves for handles. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5123 What's wrong with him? That thing doesn't even buck. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5124 Here I was worried that he was gonna pummel his horse 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5125 Pommel it, Cookie! 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5126 Welp... gotta vault 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5127 He decided NOT to die with his boots on. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5128 He’s been kicking the hell out of it for hours now and it still hasn’t moved. Keeps talking about some Thomas Flair. Not sure I know that riding style. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5129 He can ride the pommel horse better than anyone, but it hasn’t gotten him anywhere. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5130 Don't know how he gets his horse to stand so still. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5131 He performed gymnastics drills at the local market to attract customers to his mother's vegetable stall when he was a child." 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5132 I reckon he just keeps gettin’ better and better. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5133 I'd give him a zero for his ropin' and corrallin' skills, but a ten for artistic interpretation. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5134 I think he is close to getting those swing dance moves down. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5135 He cain't ride a horse, but he's an All-American on the Oklahoma State gymnastics team. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5136 Another week of practice and he’ll be ready for a real horse. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5137 Dang, if Pete don't pummel the pommel horse! 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
5138 For the life of me I don’t know what’s going on here. Didn’t we come all the way out here to see him pummel a horse? 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
5139 He has handled the loss of his horse _too well_ 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5140 Well… he might not get far, but it’s certainly one less mouth to feed! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5141 Jim has always been one of those who constantly threatens to leave this hellhole from day to day 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5142 He's dreaming of Paris but didn't think he could medal in the equestrian events! 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5143 And the legend spread of Pommel the Kid 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
5144 I don't have the heart to tell him that's not the kind of horse I meant. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5145 Guess you've never rode with Jim Nast before. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5146 That's just bull! 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5147 He's the pommel horse whisperer. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5148 Ol ' Pete just hasn't been the same since he came back from the Olympics. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5149 He never sticks the landing without his spurs on. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5150 Wonder how he keeps his bow-legged lower half straight during his flairs? 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
5151 Hey, what’s Weird Al doing now? It won’t catch on, but let’s call it gymnastics! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5152 Wanted to pummel Crazy Zeke but was too hoarse and he heard 'pommel' and took off 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5153 I didn't have the heart to tell him it's a different kind of horse. You should see his dismount. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5154 His new girlfriend wants him to go swinging… 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5155 Rodeo schmodeo, he's goin to Paris. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5156 Now that is what I call too much AI in the saddle! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5157 This new fitness craze is simply crazy! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5158 For endurance, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course" 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
5159 He got pummeled by a real horse. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5160 I wonder what kind of mileage he gets with that thing. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5161 Looks good, but he tends to dismount onto any nearby cactus 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5162 He’s a shoo-in for the Wild Wild Western Conference 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5163 The worst part is when he sings, "Pummel Along Little Dogies." 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5164 ...and the horse he pommeled in on. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5165 If you think that’s impressive, wait’ll ya see his dismount! 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
5166 Yep. Clem has come to reject literalism. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5167 Personally, I think he's going through a midlife crisis. Either that or he's having a second childhood. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5168 Oh, a “pommel” horse… I love that guy. That’s clever, that’s a good bit. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5169 Nah. Too easy. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5170 I hear he is practicing for AI horses. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5171 Now I wonder what he meant with: “I’ll see you later at the bars” 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5172 He is convinced that horseback writing is not sufficient exercise to be in shape for the next rodeo. 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
5173 Is that the EV alternative? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5174 Uh, since when did Jeb start ridin' sidesaddle? 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5175 Bubba doesn’t seem to understand that the pommel horse is not the same kind of horse as Old Blue. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5176 You could gun it out like this, boss. Or you could comp him a weekend suite in Sedona and walk away. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5177 I feel like pummeling him too. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5178 He can do the Pommel Horse real good, but a real horse? no. Real horses don't like being swung on. He'll never make it out of the Gulch...ever. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5179 Well, he's no Tom Mix, but he may have a shot at the Olympics 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5180 Kind of worried how he's using the Pommel Horse handle"..... "Might heep him from breaking a bone, but won't help him placing with others who ride on the rails - and glide..and not get impaled"..? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5181 ..because Dale Evans challenged him to a sidesaddle riding competition. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5182 Shucks Tex, the tryouts for wrangler aren’t what they used to be 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5183 He found it a couple weeks ago, just agree with him that it's a horse. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5184 He has not yet realised that he ordered this horse on a french web site and the translator made a mistake: it is a pommel horse, "Cheval d'Arçon" in French, and not the famous Arson squad horse ! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5185 I'm glad we've both nailed the dismount 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5186 After this, we’ll head down to the bank for vault exercises 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5187 Cowboy is great and all but next he should do it in a skin tight suit 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5188 I figure he must-a stepped in somethin’ 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
5189 You can't believe how much he saves on horse feed. 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
5190 The Duke knows how to work it! 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5191 That there's Billy the Gymnast. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5192 That ain't what I meant when I told him to, "get back on that horse!" 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5193 That's nothing! You need to see me in town working the parallel bars. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5194 Sure do misses them bronco bustin’ days. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5195 He just can’t seem to get back on the horse. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5196 New York City! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5197 This Ol"boy sure knows how to horse around. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5198 Welp, you said we needed more gold Hank 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5199 What bull? 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5200 He always has to be different. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5201 He is supposed to sing 🎵 wide, wide horses🎵.. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5202 “Only a brave man can tame a wild pommel horse.” 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
5203 They say if he dismounts on the left, run. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5204 Who would’ve thought—out here among the mesas and such? 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5205 His name is Pommel 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5206 The Covid sure did have a weird effect on Zeke. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5207 Let’s knock him off his high horse. 1.1031 0.04009 97 90 4 3
5208 He takes the bronco out of the buck. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5209 His dismount is weak. 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
5210 Come high noon Pommel Pete will have ‘er tame. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5211 They couldn't know what it feels like to be me , they just judge me from the outside , where it will remain comfortable . 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5212 I'd like to pommel that guy and the horse he rode in on. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5213 Ain't he earned his rider's license yet? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5214 You gave him a ride out again ! I must say his extension is really improving . 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5215 I think we better check "Horse Experience" on his CV one more time. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5216 His doctor told him he needed to be more active but this is ridiculous 1.1023 0.04288 88 82 3 3
5217 Impressive, but those actual bulls won't be so compliant. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5218 Are you crazy? What? It’s got horse in it of course I’m gonna mount it! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5219 Well, I give it a 9.5, how about you? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5220 It doesn't look like a horse, it doesn't act like a horse, but you can really horse around on it.... 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5221 He’s the only cowboy from Dallas to win a championship in 30 years! 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5222 He had to find a replacement after we hanged the horse he rode in on 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5223 He had a full gymnastics scholarship at Cowboy College 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5224 We only had to break them, now they have to "pommel" the horse. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5225 One day we'll ride in a thing called Olympics. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5226 He misunderstood when I suggested a side saddle. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5227 Sez he’s lookin’ for gold. Do you git it, Furlow? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5228 doggone it he messed up the russian wendeswing again, coach is gonna molest him so hard 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5229 I'd give him a 10 but his arms are straight enough. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5230 Just wait 'til you see his tumbleweed routine. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5231 Didn't know what he meant by "riding a horse" 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5232 How do you get to the Denver Stock Show? Practice! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5233 I hear the Pommels are showing well this year. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5234 All I said was, “Saddle up!” 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5235 Dismount off your high horse. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5236 I TOLE YA. THE GREENHORN WUSS IS MOUNTIN' SIDE SADDLE. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5237 Ever since Simone beat he at barrel racing he has been working out every day 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5238 He’s the best stunt rider you’ll find on a CGI horse. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5239 I'd hoped my son would go far out here. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5240 Think you can swing on your horse that way? 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
5241 It gets zero miles per bale of hay but he gets a free workout. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5242 9.5 for what it's worth. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5243 I think we can do that on our horses, too. 1.1011 0.04533 89 84 1 4
5244 He's been out here all day. He said he doesn't know how to dismount properly. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5245 Word is, He's trying out for Yellowstone 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5246 His wife gave it to him. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5247 Save the Ranch? I fear a nine fingered Giant will only add to our problems. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5248 Who ever thought that gymnastics would be inspired by a hitching post? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5249 His parents were killed right in front of him by Joe Chill. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5250 His pommel horse dismount is the fastest in the West, but I’m not sure he can run down any steers in a rodeo with it. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5251 Waltz! I requested the Cowboy Waltz! 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5252 That's the only horse he's been on which didn't throw him 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5253 How do you get to the big rodeo? Practice,practice,practice. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5254 my horse throws up when he sees plumorse, no remorse 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5255 He only rides free-range mechanical bulls. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5256 He said he wanted an exercise, and his horse didn't. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5257 I reckon it started that time he went to the city and saw them thar Olympics on the TV. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5258 You say it's only $0 down and then $39.99 a month to get me one them things?" "Yeah, but that ain't including the on-demand classes. Them cost extra. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5259 It may be an Olympic event but I don't thank that's going to get him anywhere. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5260 How on earth did he get on that thing?" Yun Jia, Cumming, Ga. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5261 Even in the Wild West, the sheriff never missed his daily gymnastics routine. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5262 Give old Pommel a ten-gallon hat and he thinks he's a @#$% cowboy! 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5263 Now THAT is a dismount! 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5264 He was pummeling for that pommel. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5265 How long before you tell him you were kidding about assigning him to ride a Clydesdale? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5266 He ain’t been hisself since he rode Lightning. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5267 He's the quickest mount and dismount in the West. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5268 Dang! The floss is wider than I expected! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5269 He's been training for his first rodeo. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5270 After he fell on his head, the doctors said “Get back on the horse”. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5271 Do you think he knows that no matter how fast he does that, his horse ain't going nowhere? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5272 Well wait til sundown and then we really start pummeling him 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5273 They call him, 'Crossing Gate' in town. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5274 He’s got a new routine specifically for Madison Square Garden. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5275 He’s still mad the Russian judge took off 1 point for his dismount! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5276 Rides it like a dude, but I recon I'd spot for him, so long as he keeps them durn spurs off. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5277 Good thing he ain't got spurs on them boots! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5278 I'm cowboy but I'm also a master of balance 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5279 That's what you get when you try to mount a horse without a saddle. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5280 The wild west has a whole new meaning now. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5281 I told him his dismount was OK, he just needed to tighten his saddle. But he doesn't listen. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5282 I believe my wife bucks harder than that there bull. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5283 Well, at least he’s getting closer. He used to ride the range in his Ford V8. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
5284 It's not like we herd pommel cattle. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
5285 Hank’s form ain’t what it used to be. Still gotta fine floor routine, though. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5286 Yeah, I'd a chose the home. This sure is quicker tho'. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5287 He is in training ,he has just bought a new stallion and planning to head west in a few weeks 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5288 Looks impressive but I've seen him pummel that horse. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5289 Now, that’s what I call a dismount. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5290 I think he's been watching the wrong horse tutorials. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5291 When Clarence mentioned he had a hobby, I imagined him whittling small wooden horses around the campfire…. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5292 And that’s why Dusty is the most elegant dang cowboy this side of the Mis’sip. I’ll shoot any man says otherwise 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5293 C'mon. Who names his horse Pommel? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5294 So, is this your new ‘design’ horse? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5295 Egads! It's the rarely-seen Solitary Pommel Horse and Rider! 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5296 Maybe if he knew how to actually ride his horse he wouldn’t have to get so good at falling off 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
5297 No, he is training for the Global Desert Rodeo next month."They expect a tremendous crowd of spectators, they already sold 3 tickets. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5298 when he said he was riding a new pony in 2024, I thought he meant he’d gone blue 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5299 Time for SOMEONE, to get back in the saddle again. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5300 He says it's a horse that keeps you in better shape. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5301 He says he prefers it because he doesn't have to feed it." 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
5302 Ride hard, Festis, and put her away dry! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5303 Whoop-de-doo! The horses find a bite to eat and he does a cowboy carwheel. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
5304 He's practicing for the next rodeo! 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
5305 The Bulgarian judge gave him a 4.6. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5306 He got first place at the Boston Rodeo. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5307 He won a bronze in the 2020 Olympics on the pommel horse. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5308 Craigslist said, “This horse will strengthen your core.” 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5309 He's the fastest I've ever seen on the Pommel Horse, but he won't go far. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5310 We did come out here to look for Gold 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5311 Don`t just stand there, help me waste more time! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5312 It's not easy carrying it around everywhere, but it keeps us busy. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5313 Lookin’ good for that Olympic comeback! 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5314 Says Stationaries are more fun than Saws and Shoes combined. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5315 Whelp, you can lead a horse to water, but... 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5316 Since he was elected Governor, the Yellowstone has never been the same. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5317 That ain’t no rodeo cowboy. That’s a clown. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5318 He's working for a spot on the Olympic Team. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5319 Horsing around isn’t what it used to be. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5320 OK. Now watch his prickly pair dismount. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5321 I think he misunderstood you when you said it was time to saddle up. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
5322 Don’t know. He calls it a horse of a different color. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5323 He's just a pommel horse cowboy 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5324 He says you don’t has to feed it. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5325 Now, that there’s a real horseman 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
5326 They say he'll place 1st on Pommel at next week's rodeo. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5327 Ever since the Dirty Dozen gave him all "10s" he's been insufferable. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5328 He thinks he can beat Simone Biles. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
5329 What's he doing?" "He's preparing to get his ass licked." "The Horses ate already." "I think his fly is open." "Why would that concern you?" "He might knock one of us unconscious with it and ride off into the sunset with our best mare." https://asb 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
5330 . Seems he’s got a burr in his saddle 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
5331 He swings a different way from us." 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5332 Hank didn't qualify for dressage. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5333 Do you think he will prick us if we tell him he is not a cactus? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5334 That feller’s sure ‘nuff a fancy rider, but where’s he gonna find a horse to stand fer all that? 1.0964 0.04409 83 78 2 3
5335 He used to practice on his horse Dusty but one time he forgot to take his spurs off and, well, now we have to come way out here for him to do his training. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5336 “ We’ll- we did say that we weren’t too particular about the kind of horse that he had mastered - so he’s got us there I reckon” 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5337 So, he's been through the desert on a horse with no name. Now what? 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
5338 He says the wind he’s stirring up will be enough before long to cool off the horses. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5339 You think we should give up the real thing for one of those simulations? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
5340 What do you do for saddle sores? 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
5341 Yeah, but can he check the North 40? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5342 Sure, he falls out of the saddle less often now, but it is his dismounts that are really wowing the townsfolk. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5343 I’ve told him cowboy Olympics is not a thing 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5344 Due to inflation and the cost of living crisis, Rex couldn't afford a real horse but he didn't let that spoil his fun. 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5345 Neighh, that is not how you pommel a horse. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
5346 This will be his first time at the rodeo. 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5347 Is that from the 5 circle ranch. I’m sure I’ve seen that brand before. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5348 Alaska was too cold. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5349 Here's an example of big hat, no horse without two pommels. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5350 Too bad his horse ran away. Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5351 Saw a few of their women trying it out the other night. Never saw moves like that before.” 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5352 Lone Star? The name's North Star fellas.You'll wanna go yonder. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
5353 He's trying to make it to the Big League. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
5354 He is horse doesn’t need oats so he can spread his across the frontier. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5355 This land is ours for the taking. Nothing but tumbleweeds and tumblers ‘round here 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5356 He didn’t say what KIND of horse 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5357 It ain’t much, but it’s honest work 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5358 He's allergic. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5359 That looks awfully hard, nothin like what we do 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5360 He says he’s going to have the best pommel horse routine in the west. I say he’s dreaming. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5361 He learned that from his side-saddle riding wife. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
5362 He's hoping it will help him get a date with Livvy Dunn. 1.0947 0.03980 95 89 3 3
5363 Looks like he's horsing around to me. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
5364 It’s the new AI Pommelino Horse… hope they don’t start replacing us. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5365 : “ ‘Said he was gonna show me some tricks with his new horse …” 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
5366 He’s young… if he falls off that horse, might break something. When you’re my age, you splatter. 1.0947 0.03980 95 89 3 3
5367 You ask me, he's off his rocker. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5368 Either he’s really good or he’s doing it all on accident. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5369 His bronze in Tokyo was mostly due to the dismount. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5370 He's been inconsolable since his mare ran off. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5371 Looks like he's ready for the real thing, but let's wait and see his dismount. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5372 Shane! Dismount! That Shane never listens. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5373 He warnt such a showoff before his horse died. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5374 His mother made him choose between gymnastics and a more honorable career. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5375 Actually, Wyatt, that right there is a very popular form of artistic gymnastics called the pumbledorse... 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
5376 Wait until you see his Annie Oakley stunt in addition! 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
5377 Shame he doesn’t know how to ride a real horse. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5378 It’s a shame Hank has always been afraid of horses 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
5379 He vowed never to fall off the horse again. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5380 That horse won’t vault no matter what he does. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5381 Hope he knows that trick horse isn’t going to get him too far. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
5382 He's in training for the Cowboy Olympics. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5383 What say we kick-up our heels, too, and giddy-up the heck out of her?! 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
5384 Hope he figure out soon and hop onto the horse, I can't lift him this time. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5385 That thar's the Pommeldance Kid. 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
5386 Jason said he’s never been thrown from his horse, but he falls off all the time….duh, now I get it. 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
5387 Judges award 8 1/2, 9, 8 1/2, and .45 caliber. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5388 Therapy for saddle sores. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5389 Well,when we hired him,he did say he was good with a horse. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5390 I know he seems odd, but he's great with a vault. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5391 I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s a pommel horse 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5392 It's "pommel." Not "pummel." Better call off the SPCA, partner. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5393 That is not a real horse 1.0930 0.04258 86 81 2 3
5394 I said you should *pummel* him, Luke. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
5395 For a city slicker, he's pretty good. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5396 Fastest pommel in the West. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5397 Oh so THAT’S what Hank’s wife meant when she said he was gonna get a pommeling 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5398 He says he stole it from some guy named Gymnasium. 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
5399 Simone has really helped him with his mount and dismount. 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
5400 Rumor has it that after a year at TCU, he transferred to Texas A&M, before deciding to become a cowboy for real. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
5401 Sheesh, I told him to get a PALOMINO horse! 1.0926 0.02802 108 98 10 0
5402 Let's see him try that with a real horse that moves 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5403 Some day he’ll ride that horse all the way to an Olympic gold. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5404 poor use of resources, if you ask'n me, but Donny don't like to listen 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5405 He needed a challenge. Got himself a side horse” “Secret’s safe here.” #newyorkercomics #captionthi 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5406 He’s in a long-distance relationship 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5407 What happened? Why does he prefer to work on his pommel horse rather than on his palomino? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5408 He’s only a 10 on a pommel horse. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5409 Tex misses the fancy dismounts off a horse from his prior Olympian days. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5410 I never would have guessed Tex to be a side-saddle rider 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5411 Where’s the other handle? 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5412 He wants exercise, he enjoys it, and he needs something to take the place of Old Blue. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5413 Dang it Carl! We gotta stop Frank from doing such tom foolery just because the Indians raid his corral and make off with his "other" favorite horse. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5414 Fool thinks this will qualify him for Olympic Equestrian Events. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5415 They ran out of loaners while his is in the shop being repaired. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5416 Actually, he had asked for a Palomino Horse. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5417 When his horse Bessie died, he covered that dang thing in her hide! 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
5418 You’ll be so disappointed to discover he can’t bring his pommel horse to the rodeo. 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
5419 I don’t think that’s going to help him with throwing a rope. 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
5420 Points off for law degree of difficulty cuz he's not wearin' spurs. 1.0917 0.03130 120 111 7 2
5421 Lotta motion, but he ain't going anywhere 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5422 Sure hope he doesn't mount his wife like that wearing spurs. 1.0909 0.03823 99 93 3 3
5423 Heh-heh. Wait till he tries that next week at the rodeo. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5424 I could just pummel him when he does that 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5425 Aw shucks. He never had a horse! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5426 They don't call him the Pommel Horse Kid for nothing. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5427 He lives his horse 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5428 I say we just let him think he'll catch up. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5429 check this new caption 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5430 The crowdsourcing campaign has raised enough for his flight to Paris and Olympic coach, but we’re still hoping to cover the costs of the horse and oats. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5431 I sit on a chair. A chair appears out of nowhere. Where does the chair come from? I sit and poop. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5432 look at him. fastest dismounter west of the Mississippi 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5433 Yeah, but he never sticks the dismount. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
5434 He misses his three legged horse 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
5435 Social media keep horsing us non citizen around with that Free Country 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
5436 I think he misunderstood when I told him to get back on the horse. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
5437 Who is that unmasked man? They call him 'The Lone Ranger'. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5438 He's pretty good but he'll never get back to the ranch on his own feet. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5439 He's allergic to real horse, but still likes dressing like a cow poke. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
5440 And that's what we call "True Grit" 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5441 He's Russian... 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5442 Pommel schmommel. A horse is a horse. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5443 Austin and Beau couldn't convince Buck to use a traditional horse. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5444 It's the result of his riding roughshod over his posse. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5445 Come on George, It Is not that hard. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5446 His horse fled, got tired of his stunts. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5447 He needs to get laid. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5448 Maquez didn't have the money for a real horse. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5449 I reckon the car is okay, but I don’t rightly understand his new ‘lectric horse. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5450 Possible Best in Breed--herding group. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
5451 Dang...how are you supposed to mount this horse? 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
5452 Darn near a 10, but the dang Russian judge always knocks it down. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5453 While he doesn't get far he says it has saved him a ton on oats. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5454 20, 30, 40 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5455 He scored 9.6 at the OK Corral. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
5456 It’s the layaway plan. All he could afford was the pommel. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5457 I told him he’d to well to master his routine with his horse. Next day Amazon turns up with this. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5458 A 9 for technical score, but 5 for artistry, toe pointing lacking 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
5459 That poor buckeroo hasn't been the same since the Russian judge put him out to pasture. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5460 Will a gold medal here get him very far? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5461 On the bright side, his dismount has really improved! 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5462 Its' sad to watch - but its been over a year since his horse passed. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5463 He calls it his “me time”. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5464 The AI used by the US Team recommended training with hat, boots and spurs to win in the pommel horse. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5465 Ever since Rex got that there dang saddle light dish he’s been actin’ mighty peculiar. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5466 Exclusive rights to the summer Olympics is what we’ve been looking for to make Peacock the go-to streaming service 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5467 That horse named Pommel was too wild to be tamed, they said. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5468 His dismount is exquisite! 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5469 His stimming is ruining our lives 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5470 eBay? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5471 Please please please give him a 9.8. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
5472 I think that Jack guy really changed him 1.0879 0.04029 91 86 2 3
5473 Woowee! Ol' Hoss is gettin that drippen tight bod, I'm finna tap that for sure fam. Sheesh. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
5474 Is he seriously gonna take part in cowlympics 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5475 It’s a horse apiece 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5476 That sod buster always did prefer to pummel his horses. 1.0877 0.02661 114 104 10 0
5477 That's my twin brother ... I'm Rufus and that's Doofus. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5478 He said two more weeks and he'll be ready for the real thing 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5479 That's it. I say we pummel him. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5480 C’mon Shep, quit fooling around and get back in the saddle. 1.0874 0.03410 103 96 5 2
5481 Why, that's the Pommel Horseman of the Plains. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
5482 We have to tell him sometime that horse will never trot. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5483 Horse break'n ain't what it used to be. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5484 He seems to be preparing for a summer in Paris 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
5485 He tells me his black and blue crotch has completely disappeared since he gave up Windy for this hobby variety! 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5486 Yes, very impressive, but not what mean by the “best man on a horse”. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5487 Parrado left a big impression on this one! 1.0870 0.03397 115 108 4 3
5488 He wants to impress his wife on his new horse. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5489 Show-off 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5490 He's going to demonstrate the dismount with an overhead flip and stick the landing, because it's more fun. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5491 Let's see how many views we get on youtube before we tell him it's the wrong kind of horse, Slim... 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5492 And it cuts down on overhead." 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5493 He can practice mounting and dismounting all he wants….he ain’t goin’ nowhere. Paton Larkin, Stamford, CT 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5494 He misunderstood when I told him to get a pony horse. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5495 Now you say, "Hey, Macarana," and then I'll go back to the trailer and do a shot of tequila. You got that, turd brain? 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5496 You say he paid $900 for that horse? 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5497 I guess he took my advice of “practicing the mount” to the extreme. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5498 We'll get him a horse if he ever figures out the dismount. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5499 No doubt he'll win the race 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5500 Can't wait to see him in a leotard and tights! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5501 He doesn’t eat. I told you that this would happen. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5502 Wow,that cowboy sure can ride a horse! 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
5503 That's Ted, a former gymnast that took cattle ranching. He is just a little slow getting the hang of things. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5504 Johnson hasn’t reach much Cormac McCarthy, so he’s still an idealist 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5505 Well.. We did tell him it has a lot to do with balance. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5506 Should never have mixed Oppenheimer with Peaky Blinders 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5507 On his Sidehorse let him wander over yonder till he sees the mountains rise. 1.0849 0.03576 106 100 3 3
5508 But I saw it on TikTok! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
5509 He’s still upset about missing the train last week. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5510 Looks like Olympic gold medal balancing to me 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5511 Tex ain't gonna get too far of that pommel horse! 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5512 I'd like to pummel him on that dang pommel! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5513 He says he can win the Olympics whatever that is... 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5514 Shoot, Pa. Perfect ten gallon, maybe. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5515 I’m sorry Zeke, but my horse won’t let him ride back with me. 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5516 Does this city dude really think that's a horse? 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5517 He keeps yelling,"Yippee ay yay. Dismount!" 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
5518 He already mentioned those shoes 10 times by now. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
5519 You should see him mount his horse! 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5520 How much horsepower do you think he gets on that thing? 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5521 Don't bother him, he is thinking!!!!!!! 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5522 Germans never did make good cowboys." 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5523 Don’t bother…He’s been in his own world since the last Olympics! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5524 At least he got somewhere with the hobby horse. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5525 What do you think he feeds that thing? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5526 Mom! It’s just the same as riding a real horse 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5527 Put 'im over cactus and he'll stick the landing. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5528 Hi ho Pommel, away! 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5529 And I thought the Monkey bars a couple days back was weird..... 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5530 Off the rocker, onto the pommel 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5531 He is very excited for the Olympics. 1.0825 0.03490 97 91 4 2
5532 If he gets to the Olympics, they won't let him wear those boots. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
5533 How did you think he became the only one who could get on the horse's back? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5534 The government said they'd give him a horse. Our Dear Leader knows what's best. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5535 He goes by Tuckin’ Bronco now. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
5536 Pommel likes that it don't eat much... 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5537 I ain't sure, but this probably ain't his first rodeo. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5538 He’s a vegetarian cowboy. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5539 Jim says it’s a new breed, the pommel pony. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5540 They'll try anything to stop us using horses- first it was them locomotives, now it's this gymnastics craze. What in tarnation next? 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
5541 He says with this one he can make it all the way to Paris. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5542 You should see his impressive dismount. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5543 It’s practice!! I’m gonna break dance on my horse… 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
5544 I call it goofing off—from his daily horse care routine. 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
5545 Cowboy thinks he is Simone Biles vaulting on her horse! 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5546 Now I know what he meant when he said, “I need my horse for a compulsory routine.” 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
5547 Maybe he thinks he's trying out for the Olympics? 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5548 he hit one years ago then it flew away. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5549 Yeah, after he got a Samsung I realized he’s not trailblazing any new trends. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5550 Better call the sheriff. Ol’ Bart Conner is pommel horse rustlin’ again. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5551 This is what Georgia O'Keefe would have wanted. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5552 Ill say one thing about his horse; its got a great ground tie on it! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5553 Er,…thinking, Joe, at least you need to feed only him. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
5554 Bet he can't do that in a gallop. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5555 $10 bucks says he can't stick it 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5556 He's getting so skilled, it might actually get him somewhere someday. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5557 "Since the Olympic equestrian team's already been decided, he figured he train for the closest substitute. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5558 Gus believes Little Miss was reincarnated as a pommel horse and now he set his sights on performing in the Olympics with her. 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
5559 That must be some horse! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5560 Yeah, well, ol’ Tex Pommel may not be much of a cowpoke, but he really knows how to dismount. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5561 Tricks like that made his house leave. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5562 Sure it’s the wrong kind of horse but it just makes him so happy 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5563 He is practicing for a Spaghetti Western. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5564 He made the semi-finals at Stonehenge 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5565 “He ain’t gonna make no Paris this summer.” 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5566 As you can well imagine, he has to give his pommel horse a piggyback ride home. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5567 It's the first time I've been to this rodeo. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5568 I reckon he's trying to impress Mary Lou. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5569 So he tried that fancy dismount off that old chestnut of his and the saddle fell off on top.of him." 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5570 Jumped through all the loops so far! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5571 If you think that's impressive, you should see what he does with two nooses! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5572 Gotta be able to break a pommel before you can break a palomino. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5573 That’s a perfect 10. Now who’s going to tell him to ditch the cowboy hat for a beret? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5574 His form is fine, what they're going to ding him on is all those train robberies 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5575 Don't look like he's goin' nowhere, but he swears he'll get first. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5576 Sad excuse for a horse even if it is fuel efficient. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5577 What the heck are owl limb picks? And when did he become a bird expert? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5578 No more rodeos, he's shooting for the Olympics 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5579 I'll bet that guy could ride a real horse. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5580 He really got it in the neck when she found out he hadn't used the fishing rod. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5581 I knew those two nooses hanging from the tree would come in handy, 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5582 He's been like this ever since the Olympic boycott of 1980. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5583 Tumbling tumbleweeds don't stand a chance against his pummeling pommel horse defense. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5584 He already pummeled his spurs off, so what's making that jingle jangle jingle? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5585 'He makes this resolution every year. I give him another week.' 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5586 I reckon this is Jed's version of riding bareback. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5587 The dressage performance should be interesting. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5588 City slickers, geeze, can't tell a horse from a horse!!! 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
5589 'I've been through the desert on a horse with no name' - as the band America sang - but this guy is in a league of his own! 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
5590 Parents started him at an early age. 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
5591 Ya, the City slicker thinks he wants to be a cowboy! Hopefully he will understand which side he needs to be on to mount a real horse? 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
5592 Would you like to tell "Billy the Gymnastic Kid" that's not a real horse? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5593 And the horse - you won't believe this - ran away with the scarecrow! 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5594 I asked if he knew how to get on a horse. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5595 He's a gym instructor. Says his hoss has run away" 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5596 And to conclude our tour, that’s crazy ol’ Limbo Jim 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5597 Just cant get him to stop horse’n around 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5598 If Hobart here sticks the landing, he moves onto the Prague semi-finals. 1.0769 0.03901 91 87 1 3
5599 You gotta admit it: He sure puts the jingle in jingle, jangle, jingle. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5600 Great, but how’d you think you’re making it to Paris by July? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5601 He graduated top of his class in roDEIo. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5602 They say he’s the best all around cowboy west of the Mississippi. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5603 Except he call it ‘Working the apparatus’. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5604 I believe his horse goes by 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5605 I’ll tell you what…Dusty’s gonna take the Gold in Paris. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5606 Next cattle drive, he could stampede the herd. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5607 He taxidermied Black Stallion and found a way to still ride...what a bond 😢 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5608 La, la, la, la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la, la La, la, la, la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la, la 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5609 Welcome to Metaphorical Ranch. Shucks, I don’t have the heart to tell him the 2024 games ain’t in Paris, Texas. We finally got him that contraption after he pommeled his last four bronc’s. We have a strict ‘no horseplay’ rule. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5610 Oh yeah? Eenie meenie miney mo, catch ... 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5611 You heard the song, right ? ‘Lost his dog, his truck , and his girlfriend …’ and now all he’s got is this pommel horse routine and a winning time on that mechanical bull in town. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5612 He has no idea that a pommel horse will get him nowhere. And by the way, I've seen people fall off their horses in a better dismount than he has. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5613 He really wanted an Arabian, but that was all they had. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5614 Yeah, he has not stopped since I told him, and the horse he rode in on. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5615 Saddle up for a hoovesome adventure! Where the mountains echo 'neigh' and the cowboys aren't just good with lassos, but also with a side of sassos. 🤠🤠@newyorkercartoons 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5616 This won’t be enough to make up for his stumble at the bars. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5617 He's been the same ever since Simone Biles got married. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5618 Fastest Direct Stökli B in the west. 1.0750 0.03887 80 76 2 2
5619 Get with the program fella, Hi Ho Silver is OUT, now only Hi Ho Crypto works! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5620 After a traumatic stampede, he wants to be a rootin, tootin stationary cowboy. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5621 It's safer than teaching them on a real horse. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5622 It’s a dadgum shame that we have to deal with the odd aftermath of his generational trauma. But here we are, and so it goes. Saddle up! 1.0745 0.03462 94 89 3 2
5623 He never learned to ride a real horse. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5624 Don't laugh. A flawless 360 spindle is how the west was won. 1.0741 0.03840 81 77 2 2
5625 Lesson learned, never order a sculpture over phone site unseen. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5626 He's auditioning for Dancing With The Void 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5627 Hiyo Pommel, away”, just don’t sound right 1.0741 0.02532 108 100 8 0
5628 I reckon he's right. We should be expanding our skill sets. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5629 His Dark Horse is still in Iowa... 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5630 He's taking the passage way to Rodeo Drive a bit to seriously, don't you think Rex? 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5631 I don't have the heart to tell him that he will be dead before the first summer olympics... 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5632 Tex has just never understood trick riding. 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
5633 He couldn't afford a VR headset. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5634 Ain't good--horse's head is the other end! 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5635 He grew up in a one-horse town." 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5636 Meh, I bet AI will be able to do that too in a few years 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5637 Yeah, but the only other horse he’s good on is a stick one. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5638 That’s a great cowboy there, knows you gotta get right back on that pummel horse. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5639 Yes, it's a horse, but he seems unable to dismount. 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
5640 His horse got too near the cacti. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5641 Impressive, but he doesn’t score points for mental gymnastics. 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
5642 Hmm... seems like your horse doesn't have 50 horse power. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5643 Bill liked to relive his glory days. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5644 he's horsing around with that thing because Emmy bit him and he wants to make her jealous 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5645 He was always dreaming to compete in rodeo! 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5646 I heard that the dude is afraid of dismounting onto cactus. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
5647 He always had a special taste about horses... 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
5648 He always seems to be roundin' the horse. 1.0723 0.03749 83 79 2 2
5649 He is saddle sore! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5650 Please tell me you won't do the floor mat routine again after the cattle drive is over. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5651 Without a saddle and reins, he'll never master the side mount 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5652 What do you mean, 'do you think he works out'? 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5653 Yeah, but can he ride a real horse? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5654 Look! Craig is showing off again! 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
5655 I think he's got the right idea. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5656 He'd better be training to pull the stagecoach himself. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5657 He does know how to work on a horse. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5658 He got back on the wrong horse. 1.0714 0.03705 84 80 2 2
5659 Working out at the club and even the Viagra don' t seem to be working. ( submitted from katybyrne@aol.com) 1.0707 0.03291 99 94 3 2
5660 The dude really wants to join the rodeo. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5661 Well, he must be very upset to be there all day.""Yup, my horse are waiting for their turn still. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5662 When I told that city slicker “to ride ‘em Cowboy,” I think he may have taken it the wrong way! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5663 Jim’s been so much more energetic, ever since he quit smoking. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5664 He says he's training for the 2024 Olympics in Paris. I think he's crackers. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5665 Luke said they're add'n Pommel to the rodeo this year. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5666 This all started when I told him he had a weird dismount. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5667 If he wins the gold medal maybe we can retire from prospecting. 1.0700 0.02564 100 93 7 0
5668 This is his newest horse hobby--he pommeled the last one to death. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
5669 Since he keeps falling off horses, he prefers the high horse 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5670 He says he’s practicing for the Olympics. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5671 I'm your Huckleberry!! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5672 He hasn’t used the real thing, since he got that present for Christmas. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5673 he's talented on the pommelhorse, but he won't hear it that it won't do him much good. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5674 That's why they call him Billy the Kid. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5675 I did not thought that's what he meant when he said he wants to try some acrobatic moves on a cowboy costume. 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
5676 Fester hasn't let go of his dream for the gold 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5677 That pommel horse is a tough ride! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5678 I'm glad he's OK. At least he knows now that pummel is not a verb to get a horse to do something. 1.0686 0.02876 102 96 5 1
5679 He’s been at it ever since the judges gave him only a 9.6-gallon hat. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5680 Sheriff’s gonna pummel him, all right! 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5681 That’s a real cowboy right there, getting back in her saddle after she bucked him off. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5682 The Legend of Sleepy Hollow got it ALL wrong... 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5683 They used to ride bulls before beef cattle were outlawed. 1.0682 0.03539 88 84 2 2
5684 Fine,but can you shoot buffalo from it? 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5685 Apparently the invite autocorrected Olympia to Olympics. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5686 Gold medal in horsin’ around, but no medal in cowboyin’ 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5687 He left the Village People to pursue his Olympic dream. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5688 He's better at this without the spurs. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5689 That’s Wyatt. He’s is the Southern Wyoming President of the Kurt Thomas fan club. 1.0674 0.03500 89 85 2 2
5690 That greenhorn is such a show-off. I’d like to pummel the guy. 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
5691 I wish Pommel would quit horsing around. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5692 He says his routine’s floor music will be Texas Swing. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5693 It’s one of those electric ones, galops up to 45mph, self steering and parking, and tells you when you need to change your boots. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5694 '"I kept trying to 'plain' that to him and he said right back that 'a horse is a horse." 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5695 This is a whole new skill set for rodeos but on the bright side, that horse needs no food or water. 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
5696 I told him he needed to spend more time on his horse yesterday. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5697 Bart's going to get pummeled if he keeps this up. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5698 He’s practicing his dismount for the cowboy paralympics! 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
5699 Still has trouble dismounting. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5700 Even Paris, Texas is laughable for 2024. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5701 Horse #1 - Munch munch …I do feel for that poor horse… Horse #2 - mmm,nice patch of grass here. Mmmm. Munch munch. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5702 Should we tell him he missed the deadline to sign up? 1.0641 0.03801 78 75 1 2
5703 practice makes perfect 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5704 You gotta admit, he's got a helluva dismount. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5705 there's Jim Nast, the most decorated cowboy in the west. 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
5706 Ponying up on the pommel horse....ske-straddle 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5707 They call him the dyslexic cowboy. He loves a good pummeling 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5708 We were supposed to get a Percheron horse. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5709 That horse is going to pummel him. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5710 Well, you definitely found a horse that won't eat as much, but I'm not sure what the other cowboys will think. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5711 I thought he'd be trained in by now. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
5712 The bar scored with Mechanical Bull rides, but this won't fly. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5713 I tried, but the head kicks to Cinnamon's head were just inappropriately funny. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5714 He can lead his horse to water but I garentte it won't drink 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5715 He’s talking about riding flying horses someday! 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5716 He needs to ride someone. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
5717 Our horse whisperer has a new side hustle. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5718 Who's going to tell him that is not the KIND of horse for our job? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5719 I'd like to speak with you about Bill's lack of political balance. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5720 you can take a cowboy off his horse, but you can't take gymnast off his pommel 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
5721 I don't know about his shootin', but he's the fastest dismount in the West! 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
5722 He says he' s practicing to be a horse jumper. 1.0617 0.03662 81 78 1 2
5723 This is gonna piss Rip off 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
5724 I think he's trying to be a ballerina. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5725 For some reason, he pummeled his horse. 1.0612 0.02834 98 93 4 1
5726 He is going foot loose out here! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5727 He always was a show off. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5728 The dude ranch said he was great on a horse. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5729 Of horse and the man I sing. 1.0610 0.03618 82 79 1 2
5730 He’s determined to beat me at the hoedown 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5731 I just knew he wasn't a size 14! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5732 It’s silly enough already without the ‘Hi-ho pommel, away!’ 1.0606 0.02806 99 94 4 1
5733 Instead of "pommel," they should call it a pummel horse 'cuz I definitely want to pummel him now. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5734 He keeps callin’ that thing a horse, but it don’t have anything to do with horse back ridin’ if you ask me. He hasn’t gotten anywhere yet.” 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5735 I have a bad feeling about our bar plans 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5736 He’s training for the Abu Dhabi Olympics 1.0595 0.03533 84 81 1 2
5737 He said he can do the Thomas Flair, but I doubt it. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5738 Hopefully, the rain gymnastics will work. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5739 This is no way to compete for the last two horses in Death Valley. 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5740 Ughhh. . . .didn't we say Pampa horse? Floyd Ogburn, Jr. Durham, North Carolina 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5741 He's the top scorer on the "Rodeo Hell Riders" video game. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5742 He's threatening to run off and join the circus. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5743 I'm guessing Sheriff Pommel didn't catch the bandits. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5744 Don't worry, for a bottle of vodka the Russian judge will give him a 10. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5745 He arrived on Monday. They were knocked out in the first round of the playoffs again. #nygiants 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5746 Y'all need to wait to see if he sticks the dismount a'for'n you ya give him a real horse! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5747 Yeah, it's a "horse" all right... And the pommel on that thing can really be a bitch. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
5748 It's the only horse he can ride... 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
5749 Last year he took the silver medal in the cowboy games. 1.0549 0.02866 91 87 3 1
5750 It’s not even his first rodeo, and he’s winning without getting on a horse 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5751 I feel bad - he is such a nut case. 1.0549 0.02866 91 87 3 1
5752 He claims he has new battery and we can switch to EV horses Jonathan Broder Philadelphia Broderj58@gmail.com 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5753 Ya know, there just might be a gold medal in these thar hills. 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5754 He's changed since he got pummeled. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
5755 I introduced Don to crêpes yesterday, and he hasn't quit riding on that thing ever since" 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
5756 Still hasn't broken his imaginary stallion, I see. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5757 He really wants to win at the Police Olympics this year. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5758 Gossip has it, he dances with wolves for the New York City Ballet. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5759 Is that Rey Mysterio without his mask on? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5760 You shur are good at sukin’ in that corn cob pipe, Bart… 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5761 I don't know what the heck he's doin' 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5762 Wonder what his mileage average to pee is? 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5763 Hopefully he doesn’t confuse a donkey next 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
5764 With the unemployment rate so low, you'd think they'd stop making the guys go through tryouts. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
5765 If he tries any of that fancy stuff on Ol' Dusty I'll kill him 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
5766 Two pommels are better than one. 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
5767 I’ve only seen this once before on television. 1.0515 0.02257 97 92 5 0
5768 I taught him that move after my last rodeo. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5769 Watch when he jumps off, it's better than how he rides the horse that he rode in on. 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
5770 Well... he DOES avoid the drag line. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5771 He's got the fastest flairs in the west. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5772 Damnit Charlie! I said extenuate the leg! Not amputate! 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5773 He could be an all time great if he didn’t go to the parallel bars in town every night. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5774 I would give him a 10 if that "giddyup" worked. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5775 Hubert, Hank. Ain't nothing gonna break my stride. Nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no, I got to keep on movin', y'all. 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
5776 He says he sleeps in 'em too. 1.0476 0.02088 105 100 5 0
5777 This is why Donkey Beef is considered a banned substance. 1.0476 0.02088 105 100 5 0
5778 He’s the dude who come in last week from Portland. And, I’m sorry to say Hank, but this here is mighty embarrassin. 1.0471 0.02853 85 82 2 1
5779 What's gotten into Sheriff Pommel? 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5780 I thought he got a beat-up horse; this must be why he looks so good. 1.0460 0.02788 87 84 2 1
5781 I’m surprised he can even stand—he got 10 at the bars. 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5782 that guy is always pommeling around 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5783 Looks good. But he’ll lose the first joust he gets into 1.0449 0.02726 89 86 2 1
5784 I’m showing them that if they continue to complain about getting tired, I’ll sell them to the pummel-horse guy. 1.0444 0.02696 90 87 2 1
5785 He mumbled something to me about not wanting it to be a two horse race in the 2024 election. 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
5786 It’s almost perfect but I doubt it’ll beat the Indians. 1.0440 0.02161 91 87 4 0
5787 He pommels faster than his shadow. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5788 He’s our best chance to break Ol’ Red since way back summer of ‘76. 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5789 Says he got it because of the hay shortage, but hey-- 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
5790 They closed his gym. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5791 In my opinion, just because his horse ran away doesn't mean we have to encourage him in all this falderal. 1.0417 0.02050 96 92 4 0
5792 How the hell is he keeping his legs up there like that 1.0417 0.02050 96 92 4 0
5793 Looks like he's found a horse of a different kind. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
5794 If a cowpoke sticks the dismount, but Tim Daggett isn’t here to ooh and aah about it, does it move the D-Score? 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
5795 Hey, surfing is in the Olympics now, so he might have a chance 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
5796 Folks comes for miles around to see him on the horse. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
5797 His doctor told him if he does this his legs, and what’s between them, might get longer. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
5798 If you wanna get on the cereal box, you gotta ride the right horse. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
5799 Best saddle horser west of the Mississip? Gonna be a long cattle drive. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5800 This ain't exactly what I had in mind when Buford said he wanted to ride out to see a man about buyin' a side horse. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
5801 He says he's gotta break it before he rides it to Montana. 1.0337 0.02501 89 87 1 1
5802 Worst thing is … he thinks that’s some kinda horse! 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
5803 His Simone Biles obsession has gone too far. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
5804 - He was a gymnast before becoming a cowboy! 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
5805 They say he got kicked in head by his by his horse! 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
5806 Your turn to yell “Go for the dismount!” so we can get back on the trail. 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
5807 Yeah, but can he dismount with style? 1.0120 0.01212 83 82 1 0