Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Listen you guys, I just went through this with Eenie, Meenie, Minie and Moe.” |
1.7674 |
0.01847 |
1870 |
864 |
577 |
429 |
1 |
This place was so much nicer when you were a priest, a rabbi and an Irishman. |
1.7290 |
0.01885 |
1819 |
901 |
510 |
408 |
2 |
Looks like you guys might need a hand. |
1.7237 |
0.01986 |
1625 |
807 |
460 |
358 |
3 |
So if paper’s covering rock, who’s picking up the tab for scissors? |
1.7190 |
0.01901 |
1630 |
773 |
542 |
315 |
4 |
No, paper doesn't cover rock unless paper is a twenty dollar bill. |
1.7014 |
0.02132 |
1333 |
662 |
407 |
264 |
5 |
Why does everything always have to be a competition with you three? |
1.6986 |
0.01879 |
1586 |
755 |
554 |
277 |
6 |
I know paper’s covering rock, but who’s paying for scissors? |
1.6918 |
0.02403 |
983 |
477 |
332 |
174 |
7 |
Here, we draw straws. |
1.6911 |
0.01808 |
1716 |
828 |
590 |
298 |
8 |
Pay up front. I know how this ends. |
1.6797 |
0.01837 |
1717 |
860 |
547 |
310 |
9 |
Whaddaya mean, 'you can't decide'? |
1.6756 |
0.02052 |
1347 |
671 |
442 |
234 |
10 |
From now on you’re all getting separate checks. |
1.6683 |
0.01758 |
1845 |
933 |
591 |
321 |
11 |
We had a priest, a rabbi and a pastor in here last week. |
1.6676 |
0.01835 |
1703 |
865 |
539 |
299 |
12 |
One of you is paying, and this time you’re drawing straws. |
1.6581 |
0.02029 |
1287 |
636 |
455 |
196 |
13 |
Does paper also cover the check? |
1.6581 |
0.01692 |
1901 |
953 |
645 |
303 |
14 |
3 whiskeys, neat. But they’re all on the rock. |
1.6424 |
0.01852 |
1636 |
856 |
509 |
271 |
15 |
So paper covers rock, but not the tab? |
1.6416 |
0.01764 |
1702 |
865 |
582 |
255 |
16 |
Nobody cares that you're famous. No shoes, no shirt, no service. |
1.6397 |
0.01872 |
2015 |
1205 |
331 |
479 |
17 |
What covers tab? |
1.6306 |
0.02866 |
731 |
404 |
193 |
134 |
18 |
Time to pay your own tab, Rock...Paper's done covering you. |
1.6296 |
0.01800 |
1590 |
813 |
553 |
224 |
19 |
So, should we flip a coin? |
1.6280 |
0.02002 |
1301 |
671 |
443 |
187 |
20 |
So that'll be a Cutty Sark, Paper Plane and a scotch on the Rock? |
1.6205 |
0.01950 |
1460 |
787 |
440 |
233 |
21 |
Bar breaks rock, Bar crumples paper, and Bar blunts scissors. Now, one of you, pay up. |
1.6195 |
0.01977 |
1419 |
766 |
427 |
226 |
22 |
The only way we're gonna solve this is by flipping a coin. |
1.6161 |
0.01966 |
1339 |
702 |
449 |
188 |
23 |
I've had it with you guys--I'm giving you separate checks. |
1.6108 |
0.02364 |
997 |
547 |
291 |
159 |
24 |
Get out! Scissors is smashed, Paper is cut off, and Rock you never pay unless Paper covers you. |
1.6083 |
0.02395 |
988 |
549 |
277 |
162 |
25 |
Not this time boys...we're flipping a coin today! |
1.6033 |
0.02480 |
842 |
451 |
274 |
117 |
26 |
…or I could just split the bill three ways. |
1.5978 |
0.02923 |
624 |
342 |
191 |
91 |
27 |
If only there was a way to choose who picks up the tab. |
1.5917 |
0.02421 |
911 |
505 |
273 |
133 |
28 |
Can't you guys just flip a coin? |
1.5897 |
0.03616 |
390 |
212 |
126 |
52 |
29 |
This is a fast-food joint. You guys'll hafta draw straws. |
1.5871 |
0.02684 |
947 |
599 |
140 |
208 |
30 |
We settle things like men here, I declare a thumb war. |
1.5851 |
0.02502 |
870 |
492 |
247 |
131 |
31 |
Frankly, the priest, minister, and rabbi were a lot more amusing. |
1.5834 |
0.02585 |
857 |
498 |
218 |
141 |
32 |
Sorry. We’re under contract with Eeney, Meeney, Miney, & Moe. |
1.5832 |
0.02484 |
859 |
481 |
255 |
123 |
33 |
OK, no service until I know who's paying. On count of 3! |
1.5807 |
0.02537 |
799 |
443 |
248 |
108 |
34 |
No more alcohol. You’re stoned, looks like you’ve folded, and you can’t cut it. |
1.5803 |
0.02777 |
841 |
523 |
148 |
170 |
35 |
I agree it makes more sense than caucuses, but it’s not in the constitution. |
1.5782 |
0.02683 |
799 |
469 |
198 |
132 |
36 |
For the last time, I don’t care how you decide but one of you has to settle this tab! |
1.5779 |
0.02508 |
796 |
438 |
256 |
102 |
37 |
Just once I'd like to see one of you guys pick up the check without making a huge production out of it. |
1.5750 |
0.02622 |
807 |
468 |
214 |
125 |
38 |
You three are great at settling everything but your tab. |
1.5729 |
0.02591 |
761 |
426 |
234 |
101 |
39 |
Look, fellas, this is a nice quiet place we got here, so no games, ok?" |
1.5682 |
0.02548 |
718 |
389 |
250 |
79 |
40 |
If you can't make up your mind, flip a coin |
1.5654 |
0.02658 |
711 |
400 |
220 |
91 |
41 |
You guys are in the wrong joke! |
1.5632 |
0.02813 |
680 |
396 |
185 |
99 |
42 |
Whaddya mean ya can’t decide? |
1.5610 |
0.02811 |
656 |
377 |
190 |
89 |
43 |
Do you guys need a minute to decide |
1.5602 |
0.02725 |
673 |
381 |
207 |
85 |
44 |
For once guys, can’t you just agree on who is buying this round without all of the drama. |
1.5595 |
0.02782 |
647 |
367 |
198 |
82 |
45 |
Still trying to figure out who will pay for the tab? |
1.5590 |
0.02748 |
644 |
361 |
206 |
77 |
46 |
Sorry, but this here's an eeny meeny miny moe bar. |
1.5587 |
0.02913 |
682 |
414 |
155 |
113 |
47 |
I'm gonna have to ask you gents to settle your differences outside. |
1.5585 |
0.02950 |
573 |
325 |
176 |
72 |
48 |
I know who you are, but you still need to show me your IDs. |
1.5581 |
0.02794 |
654 |
375 |
193 |
86 |
49 |
Three whiskeys...on the rock |
1.5562 |
0.02894 |
649 |
384 |
169 |
96 |
50 |
I don’t care how you decide, but somebody’s gotta pay for those drinks! |
1.5557 |
0.02841 |
619 |
353 |
188 |
78 |
51 |
Let me guess, loser buys the next round, right? |
1.5545 |
0.02771 |
615 |
343 |
203 |
69 |
52 |
Sorry, only two specials left - you're going to have to work it out amongst yourselves. |
1.5538 |
0.03578 |
455 |
279 |
100 |
76 |
53 |
Don't make me choose. |
1.5512 |
0.02831 |
606 |
344 |
190 |
72 |
54 |
Beer beats wine. Wine beats tequila. Tequila beats beer.” |
1.5506 |
0.03262 |
632 |
418 |
80 |
134 |
55 |
Look, I don't care how you work it out. Someone has to pay up. |
1.5481 |
0.02999 |
551 |
317 |
166 |
68 |
56 |
I'm more of a 'one potato, two potato, three potato, four' kind of guy |
1.5478 |
0.02833 |
586 |
330 |
191 |
65 |
57 |
I keep tellin’ ya, best I can do is a screwdriver. |
1.5464 |
0.02984 |
560 |
324 |
166 |
70 |
58 |
You're too late, they flipped a coin. |
1.5461 |
0.03018 |
575 |
340 |
156 |
79 |
59 |
Cash beats plastic. |
1.5427 |
0.02981 |
597 |
357 |
156 |
84 |
60 |
If only there was an easy way to settle your bar tab. |
1.5389 |
0.03103 |
527 |
311 |
148 |
68 |
61 |
You guys ain’t leaving this place until somebody explains to me why in the hell paper beats rock!?! |
1.5388 |
0.03056 |
516 |
298 |
158 |
60 |
62 |
No more games. One of you needs to pay the damned tab already. |
1.5371 |
0.03095 |
499 |
288 |
154 |
57 |
63 |
This time you’re getting separate checks. |
1.5357 |
0.03319 |
588 |
390 |
81 |
117 |
64 |
Ironic that none of you have hands. |
1.5329 |
0.03238 |
501 |
303 |
129 |
69 |
65 |
Look at you's, one at rock bottom, another two sheets to the wind, and this guy can't cut it. Get outta here! |
1.5297 |
0.03437 |
489 |
310 |
99 |
80 |
66 |
Oh for chrissake, can't you just flip a coin? |
1.5284 |
0.03303 |
528 |
335 |
107 |
86 |
67 |
Why don’t y’all just flip a coin? |
1.5283 |
0.03157 |
513 |
309 |
137 |
67 |
68 |
No charge, Rock. Paper’s got you covered. |
1.5275 |
0.03187 |
491 |
293 |
137 |
61 |
69 |
You guys will have to settle this outside. |
1.5270 |
0.03129 |
463 |
266 |
150 |
47 |
70 |
In this bar, I’m the one who decides! |
1.5258 |
0.03136 |
485 |
285 |
145 |
55 |
71 |
So Paper, you’re covering Rock’s tab? I couldn’t hear you because Scissors over here cut you off. |
1.5255 |
0.03362 |
470 |
289 |
115 |
66 |
72 |
I’m not in the mood for any games tonight fellas. |
1.5252 |
0.03219 |
457 |
268 |
138 |
51 |
73 |
Oh No! I’m not playing your little game again! |
1.5243 |
0.03246 |
452 |
266 |
135 |
51 |
74 |
I don’t care if it’s a three way tie. One of you has to pay. |
1.5243 |
0.03230 |
452 |
265 |
137 |
50 |
75 |
You're going to have to find a way to come to a decision. |
1.5195 |
0.03249 |
437 |
256 |
135 |
46 |
76 |
there’s a joke here somewhere |
1.5133 |
0.03404 |
413 |
248 |
118 |
47 |
77 |
After all that now you want separate checks?” |
1.5080 |
0.03441 |
439 |
275 |
105 |
59 |
78 |
Enough with your rocky stares, paper-thin excuses, and cutting remarks! |
1.5079 |
0.05338 |
189 |
120 |
42 |
27 |
79 |
You three ain't exactly a priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer. |
1.5075 |
0.03592 |
400 |
250 |
97 |
53 |
80 |
Hmm, if only there were some way to decide who to serve first. |
1.5072 |
0.03471 |
416 |
257 |
107 |
52 |
81 |
Okay, guys, on the count of three…… who’s paying for this round? |
1.5038 |
0.04203 |
266 |
161 |
76 |
29 |
82 |
Look, I don't care who orders first. |
1.5028 |
0.03461 |
362 |
213 |
116 |
33 |
83 |
Are you guys gonna make a decision or what? |
1.5027 |
0.03471 |
370 |
220 |
114 |
36 |
84 |
I'm gonna ask you to settle this outside. |
1.5014 |
0.03527 |
365 |
219 |
109 |
37 |
85 |
You guys figure it out. |
1.5000 |
0.03765 |
328 |
199 |
94 |
35 |
86 |
I know Paper covers Rock, but who’s paying for you, Scissors? |
1.5000 |
0.03813 |
400 |
266 |
68 |
66 |
87 |
I'm sure you can find a way to work it out yourselves. |
1.4987 |
0.03664 |
377 |
237 |
92 |
48 |
88 |
It’s not my fault that it’s on the rocks every time! |
1.4986 |
0.03634 |
359 |
220 |
99 |
40 |
89 |
Not again. This time you get separate checks. |
1.4976 |
0.03578 |
422 |
273 |
88 |
61 |
90 |
I need to know NOW who’s picking up the tab. |
1.4973 |
0.03569 |
368 |
225 |
103 |
40 |
91 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but who's going to pay for your drinks? |
1.4972 |
0.03429 |
360 |
212 |
117 |
31 |
92 |
I don’t care who you are - I am NOT playing you for the bill. |
1.4957 |
0.03636 |
347 |
211 |
100 |
36 |
93 |
Paper covers Rock, it's always been that way, now pay your bill. |
1.4943 |
0.03807 |
348 |
220 |
84 |
44 |
94 |
Frankly, it's none of your business whether
Eeeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe
were here earlier. |
1.4935 |
0.03695 |
383 |
246 |
85 |
52 |
95 |
You want a screwdriver? That makes things even more confusing. |
1.4928 |
0.03771 |
347 |
218 |
87 |
42 |
96 |
Three margaritas on the Rock, please! |
1.4891 |
0.03695 |
321 |
194 |
97 |
30 |
97 |
This is a singles bar. The pair of scissors has to go. |
1.4891 |
0.03941 |
366 |
245 |
63 |
58 |
98 |
Who let you out of the Supreme Court Building?! |
1.4883 |
0.03750 |
383 |
251 |
77 |
55 |
99 |
Obviously, there's one way we can't settle this. |
1.4881 |
0.03746 |
336 |
209 |
90 |
37 |
100 |
Rock, paper, scissors, my ass. Cash only! |
1.4875 |
0.03697 |
359 |
227 |
89 |
43 |
101 |
No, this time you guys are going to settle it BEFORE I pour the first round. |
1.4866 |
0.03661 |
372 |
237 |
89 |
46 |
102 |
Do you really think that a Screwdriver is going to help the situation? |
1.4857 |
0.03875 |
350 |
228 |
74 |
48 |
103 |
So … whose first? |
1.4848 |
0.03796 |
330 |
207 |
86 |
37 |
104 |
I don't care how you decide, someone's got to pick up the tab. |
1.4840 |
0.04471 |
250 |
160 |
59 |
31 |
105 |
Okay, I give up. Which one’s the Rabbi? |
1.4839 |
0.04018 |
341 |
227 |
63 |
51 |
106 |
I don't give a damn how you work it out, but someone has to pay. |
1.4830 |
0.03831 |
323 |
203 |
84 |
36 |
107 |
I could flip a coin if that would help. |
1.4812 |
0.03557 |
345 |
211 |
102 |
32 |
108 |
I told you, I’m tired of playing games! |
1.4810 |
0.03735 |
316 |
194 |
92 |
30 |
109 |
Have you tried flipping a coin? |
1.4807 |
0.03713 |
337 |
211 |
90 |
36 |
110 |
Look, pal, I don't care whose turn it is. Just flip a coin already. |
1.4806 |
0.03703 |
310 |
188 |
95 |
27 |
111 |
Oh yes, it's true. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe used to come in here all the time. |
1.4788 |
0.03869 |
307 |
192 |
83 |
32 |
112 |
Paper, are you covering this? |
1.4780 |
0.03751 |
341 |
217 |
85 |
39 |
113 |
How come every time you guys settle up somebody has to get hurt? |
1.4780 |
0.03773 |
341 |
218 |
83 |
40 |
114 |
Rock, Paper's got you covered, but, Scissors, you're cut off! |
1.4773 |
0.03685 |
352 |
224 |
88 |
40 |
115 |
First decide who’s paying the tab- it didn’t go well the last time. |
1.4770 |
0.03696 |
304 |
184 |
95 |
25 |
116 |
No dice. |
1.4765 |
0.03982 |
298 |
189 |
76 |
33 |
117 |
Sorry fellas - we just flip coins around here. |
1.4765 |
0.03762 |
319 |
199 |
88 |
32 |
118 |
What, the priest and the rabbi couldn’t settle this? |
1.4765 |
0.03941 |
319 |
206 |
74 |
39 |
119 |
I’ve got a bat back here that beats all of you! |
1.4763 |
0.03912 |
338 |
222 |
71 |
45 |
120 |
Have you decided? |
1.4747 |
0.03787 |
297 |
182 |
89 |
26 |
121 |
Maybe this time you three should just do separate checks. |
1.4747 |
0.04104 |
297 |
193 |
67 |
37 |
122 |
This is Happy Hour. Unresolved Conflict hour doesn't start til 7 . |
1.4738 |
0.03911 |
325 |
211 |
74 |
40 |
123 |
You guys work it out. |
1.4737 |
0.04086 |
304 |
199 |
66 |
39 |
124 |
Just Decide. |
1.4719 |
0.03726 |
320 |
200 |
89 |
31 |
125 |
I don’t care if it was a three way tie, someone’s gotta pay up |
1.4710 |
0.03883 |
293 |
183 |
82 |
28 |
126 |
All right, best out of three buys a round. |
1.4708 |
0.03841 |
291 |
180 |
85 |
26 |
127 |
You three are indecisive? Oh the irony. |
1.4708 |
0.04071 |
308 |
203 |
65 |
40 |
128 |
You could always draw straws |
1.4704 |
0.03703 |
338 |
215 |
87 |
36 |
129 |
Settle it amongst yourselves, boys. |
1.4701 |
0.03863 |
268 |
162 |
86 |
20 |
130 |
I can figure out who the rabbi is but who's the priest and who's the minister ? |
1.4698 |
0.04009 |
298 |
192 |
72 |
34 |
131 |
Lemme guess: Paper's gonna cover it? |
1.4698 |
0.04157 |
281 |
182 |
66 |
33 |
132 |
How do you want to settle the bill? |
1.4677 |
0.03973 |
310 |
202 |
71 |
37 |
133 |
Unless papers got enough to cover scissors too, you all are outta here. |
1.4671 |
0.04011 |
289 |
185 |
73 |
31 |
134 |
Paper covers tab. |
1.4664 |
0.03893 |
298 |
189 |
79 |
30 |
135 |
I know what you're thinking-but actually we're gonna split the bill three ways |
1.4660 |
0.03709 |
309 |
192 |
90 |
27 |
136 |
Enough of your games! Who's paying the tab? |
1.4653 |
0.03846 |
303 |
192 |
81 |
30 |
137 |
I don't care HOW you decide, as long as this tab gets settled. |
1.4652 |
0.04052 |
273 |
173 |
73 |
27 |
138 |
Statistically speaking, you’re all losers. |
1.4649 |
0.04162 |
299 |
200 |
59 |
40 |
139 |
Heads - I win. Tails - you lose. You guys got a better idea? |
1.4643 |
0.04074 |
280 |
180 |
70 |
30 |
140 |
What do you mean you can’t decide who is paying? |
1.4620 |
0.03902 |
303 |
195 |
76 |
32 |
141 |
Well, I don’t think I need to point out which one of you is going to get smashed tonight, who will be cut off for being a lightweight, and which one will hit rock bottom. |
1.4618 |
0.03921 |
301 |
194 |
75 |
32 |
142 |
“So a separate tab for Scissors, but Paper covers Rock?” |
1.4615 |
0.04340 |
273 |
183 |
54 |
36 |
143 |
Just flip a coin, dammit! |
1.4613 |
0.04172 |
271 |
176 |
65 |
30 |
144 |
Before I serve any of ya, you'd better decide who's gonna pay the tab. |
1.4613 |
0.04039 |
271 |
172 |
73 |
26 |
145 |
Yeah, well, plastic beats all three of you—now pay up! |
1.4610 |
0.04171 |
308 |
210 |
54 |
44 |
146 |
You guys still haven’t figured out how to decide who pays? |
1.4604 |
0.04188 |
278 |
183 |
62 |
33 |
147 |
I can't put it on the card, he left 5 minutes ago. |
1.4604 |
0.04341 |
265 |
176 |
56 |
33 |
148 |
Get outta here. The last time I saw this scam, NOBODY paid. |
1.4588 |
0.04019 |
279 |
179 |
72 |
28 |
149 |
No, I will not give you a free drink if I lose. |
1.4586 |
0.04127 |
266 |
171 |
68 |
27 |
150 |
Let me guess how you decide who picks up the tab. |
1.4572 |
0.03749 |
304 |
192 |
85 |
27 |
151 |
Enough allright, it was best out of three. Time to pay up rock. |
1.4570 |
0.04170 |
256 |
164 |
67 |
25 |
152 |
Let me guess, AI took your jobs too? |
1.4563 |
0.04559 |
263 |
182 |
42 |
39 |
153 |
On top of the obvious conflict before me, I have realized none of you can pick up a shot glass. |
1.4556 |
0.04437 |
270 |
185 |
47 |
38 |
154 |
Why don’t you take turns paying instead of going through that stupid routine every day? |
1.4552 |
0.04057 |
290 |
191 |
66 |
33 |
155 |
I don’t care who covers whom — just pay your damn tab. |
1.4545 |
0.04060 |
275 |
178 |
69 |
28 |
156 |
You just missed Eenie, Meanie, Mynie and Moe. |
1.4545 |
0.04220 |
275 |
183 |
59 |
33 |
157 |
Don't make me guess who's buying the first round. |
1.4538 |
0.04086 |
260 |
166 |
70 |
24 |
158 |
Surely there must be SOME WAY you guys decide who pays! |
1.4535 |
0.04072 |
258 |
164 |
71 |
23 |
159 |
Okay, which one of you wise guys ordered the screwdriver? |
1.4527 |
0.04298 |
296 |
206 |
46 |
44 |
160 |
Can't you just flip a coin? |
1.4516 |
0.04188 |
248 |
159 |
66 |
23 |
161 |
Bartender beats rock, paper and scissors. |
1.4502 |
0.04328 |
271 |
184 |
52 |
35 |
162 |
I don't care if everyone on earth knows who you are, I still need to see IDs. |
1.4491 |
0.04270 |
265 |
177 |
57 |
31 |
163 |
Forget it--you guys pay for your drinks just like everybody else! |
1.4486 |
0.04126 |
243 |
154 |
69 |
20 |
164 |
Pay up Scissors, Paper covered Rock. |
1.4473 |
0.04406 |
237 |
156 |
56 |
25 |
165 |
Last call. Who's paying? |
1.4465 |
0.04066 |
271 |
177 |
67 |
27 |
166 |
You in the middle...you gonna cover this? |
1.4461 |
0.04019 |
269 |
174 |
70 |
25 |
167 |
All right you guys, take your argument outside. |
1.4461 |
0.03914 |
269 |
171 |
76 |
22 |
168 |
Ok, so who is ordering first? |
1.4458 |
0.04285 |
240 |
156 |
61 |
23 |
169 |
Why does it aways have to be, "on the rocks?" |
1.4454 |
0.04269 |
238 |
154 |
62 |
22 |
170 |
I don't go through this again with you guys, who's paying? |
1.4444 |
0.04235 |
234 |
150 |
64 |
20 |
171 |
Who’s gonna pay? |
1.4436 |
0.04222 |
266 |
178 |
58 |
30 |
172 |
|
1.4435 |
0.04983 |
230 |
165 |
28 |
37 |
173 |
Yeah yeah, best two outta three, best three outta five, somebody’s still covering these drinks. |
1.4426 |
0.04178 |
235 |
150 |
66 |
19 |
174 |
I’ll just split the bill three ways. |
1.4418 |
0.04052 |
249 |
159 |
70 |
20 |
175 |
Listen, I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay... |
1.4415 |
0.04366 |
265 |
182 |
49 |
34 |
176 |
Would you guys make a decision already? |
1.4413 |
0.03990 |
281 |
185 |
68 |
28 |
177 |
I can't serve you guys any more tonight. You're stoned, you're three sheets to the wind, and you're half-cut. |
1.4411 |
0.04489 |
263 |
184 |
42 |
37 |
178 |
C'mon guys, just DECIDE! Jeez. |
1.4410 |
0.04208 |
229 |
146 |
65 |
18 |
179 |
You’re in the wrong joke. |
1.4409 |
0.04439 |
254 |
174 |
48 |
32 |
180 |
You guys again? You must be making money hand over fist. |
1.4400 |
0.04259 |
225 |
144 |
63 |
18 |
181 |
Just my luck… one who’s stoned, one who looks plastered, and one who’s a cut up. |
1.4400 |
0.04660 |
225 |
153 |
45 |
27 |
182 |
Two out of three. |
1.4395 |
0.04379 |
223 |
145 |
58 |
20 |
183 |
Shall we just say ‘bartenders choice’ and call it a day? |
1.4395 |
0.04238 |
223 |
142 |
64 |
17 |
184 |
I'm going to have to ask you fellas to leave. We are strictly a coin toss establishment. |
1.4391 |
0.04371 |
230 |
151 |
57 |
22 |
185 |
Two-out-of-three. I don't have all day. |
1.4389 |
0.04092 |
262 |
172 |
65 |
25 |
186 |
Look, it sounds like you guys should have settled this before you came in here... |
1.4388 |
0.04194 |
237 |
153 |
64 |
20 |
187 |
Too late— happy hour ended while you were trying to decide. |
1.4386 |
0.05315 |
171 |
116 |
35 |
20 |
188 |
Ever hear of flipping a coin? |
1.4385 |
0.04309 |
244 |
162 |
57 |
25 |
189 |
I run a respectable place here...nobody beats nobody...got it? |
1.4385 |
0.04348 |
244 |
163 |
55 |
26 |
190 |
Look, I only have one bottle of beer left. Is there a way you can settle who gets it? |
1.4382 |
0.04221 |
251 |
166 |
60 |
25 |
191 |
Cash up front. Each pays their own. No ‘best two of three’. |
1.4375 |
0.04161 |
256 |
169 |
62 |
25 |
192 |
The place you're looking for is down the street... this is Eeny Meeny Miny Moe's. |
1.4364 |
0.04574 |
236 |
162 |
45 |
29 |
193 |
Oh yeah? here's your choice.. fist, club or a bucket of ice water |
1.4364 |
0.04513 |
220 |
146 |
52 |
22 |
194 |
That's enough! I’ll settle this: eeny meeny miny mo... |
1.4356 |
0.04162 |
225 |
143 |
66 |
16 |
195 |
Okay fellas...who's buying? |
1.4350 |
0.04139 |
223 |
141 |
67 |
15 |
196 |
Do you want it cut, wrapped or smashed? |
1.4348 |
0.04269 |
253 |
170 |
56 |
27 |
197 |
I’m counting to three, then I’m throwing one of you out. |
1.4336 |
0.04579 |
256 |
182 |
37 |
37 |
198 |
First, I had to deal with a priest, a rabbi, and an imam. Now, it's you three! |
1.4335 |
0.04370 |
233 |
155 |
55 |
23 |
199 |
Come on guys, make up your mind! |
1.4332 |
0.04461 |
217 |
143 |
54 |
20 |
200 |
Nice to see you three finally getting along. |
1.4332 |
0.04413 |
217 |
142 |
56 |
19 |
201 |
I have a better idea. How about we flip a coin? |
1.4327 |
0.04557 |
245 |
171 |
42 |
32 |
202 |
It’s on the rock, but we’ll take it neat. |
1.4326 |
0.04539 |
215 |
143 |
51 |
21 |
203 |
Sorry, this is an odds or evens bar only. |
1.4318 |
0.04321 |
220 |
143 |
59 |
18 |
204 |
Well, Paper, they said you're gonna cover it. |
1.4318 |
0.04510 |
220 |
147 |
51 |
22 |
205 |
Alright boys, shoot. |
1.4318 |
0.04646 |
220 |
150 |
45 |
25 |
206 |
No games. Separate checks or no food. |
1.4317 |
0.04408 |
227 |
151 |
54 |
22 |
207 |
My bar, my rules. You don't show on 3. It's 1, 2, 3, then show! |
1.4313 |
0.04745 |
211 |
144 |
43 |
24 |
208 |
So paper covers rock...who is covering scissors' tab? |
1.4310 |
0.04252 |
232 |
152 |
60 |
20 |
209 |
Please, flip a coin. |
1.4304 |
0.04494 |
230 |
156 |
49 |
25 |
210 |
Separate bills? |
1.4303 |
0.04140 |
251 |
166 |
62 |
23 |
211 |
I need a decision fellas |
1.4299 |
0.04504 |
214 |
142 |
52 |
20 |
212 |
Why don't you flip a coin? |
1.4298 |
0.04169 |
235 |
153 |
63 |
19 |
213 |
I don’t care how you decide, but one of you has gotta pay. |
1.4292 |
0.04595 |
226 |
155 |
45 |
26 |
214 |
Gee, if there was only some way to decide who gets to order first. |
1.4292 |
0.04595 |
226 |
155 |
45 |
26 |
215 |
The priest, the rabbi, and the minister just left. |
1.4286 |
0.04625 |
224 |
154 |
44 |
26 |
216 |
Hurry it up, you guys. The giant quarter at the end of the bar says she’ll flip the winner for the next round. |
1.4279 |
0.04289 |
215 |
139 |
60 |
16 |
217 |
Is this a joke?" |
1.4273 |
0.04621 |
227 |
157 |
43 |
27 |
218 |
C'mon guys, make a decision. |
1.4273 |
0.04460 |
220 |
147 |
52 |
21 |
219 |
So, how’d it go at the Supreme Court this time? |
1.4267 |
0.04421 |
232 |
157 |
51 |
24 |
220 |
Shall we flip a coin? |
1.4266 |
0.04536 |
218 |
147 |
49 |
22 |
221 |
When you say on the rocks, does that mean he’s paying for it? |
1.4262 |
0.04301 |
244 |
165 |
54 |
25 |
222 |
Listen you guys, I don’t care how you figure it out… someone owes me $37.50. |
1.4260 |
0.04639 |
223 |
154 |
43 |
26 |
223 |
Everyone knows rock covers paper but I want to know who's covering this bar tab? |
1.4258 |
0.04424 |
209 |
137 |
55 |
17 |
224 |
So who's gonna cover the tab? |
1.4258 |
0.04372 |
209 |
136 |
57 |
16 |
225 |
I'll choose for you. |
1.4257 |
0.04199 |
249 |
167 |
58 |
24 |
226 |
Enough with the games. Who’s settling up? |
1.4255 |
0.04253 |
235 |
156 |
58 |
21 |
227 |
Did you guys come in here to drink or play games? |
1.4240 |
0.04502 |
217 |
146 |
50 |
21 |
228 |
So how did you guys decide to come here? |
1.4237 |
0.04405 |
236 |
161 |
50 |
25 |
229 |
I don't care if you're a rock, paper or scissors. No shirt, no shoes, no service. |
1.4225 |
0.04513 |
213 |
143 |
50 |
20 |
230 |
It’s time that you guys stopped playing games and pay your tab. |
1.4223 |
0.04359 |
206 |
134 |
57 |
15 |
231 |
YOU three decide who orders first! |
1.4221 |
0.04350 |
199 |
128 |
58 |
13 |
232 |
You’re going to need a different way to settle up here. |
1.4218 |
0.04493 |
211 |
141 |
51 |
19 |
233 |
You three again. Let me guess, you want it over rocks, you want it with a napkin and you want it with a slice. |
1.4215 |
0.04412 |
223 |
150 |
52 |
21 |
234 |
Alright, but which one of you is the rabbi? |
1.4213 |
0.05039 |
197 |
139 |
33 |
25 |
235 |
I need to see everyone’s I.D |
1.4208 |
0.04635 |
202 |
136 |
47 |
19 |
236 |
I don't suppose you've figured out who's paying? |
1.4204 |
0.04458 |
226 |
154 |
49 |
23 |
237 |
Pay first! The last time I ended up owing you money. |
1.4200 |
0.04614 |
200 |
134 |
48 |
18 |
238 |
Can I make a suggestion? How about you guys just running a tab instead of going through this every time? |
1.4196 |
0.04487 |
224 |
153 |
48 |
23 |
239 |
What do you mean? You don't know how to decide? |
1.4195 |
0.04739 |
205 |
141 |
42 |
22 |
240 |
You really want it on the rocks in a paper cup with sliced limes? |
1.4195 |
0.04443 |
236 |
163 |
47 |
26 |
241 |
Let me guess: Cutty on the rocks with a paper chaser! |
1.4190 |
0.04986 |
210 |
151 |
30 |
29 |
242 |
Enough Already, You've had more than three chances. One of you is going to have to pay! |
1.4189 |
0.04331 |
222 |
148 |
55 |
19 |
243 |
NOTHING beats an ice-cold beer. |
1.4189 |
0.04516 |
222 |
152 |
47 |
23 |
244 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay for the drinks. |
1.4183 |
0.04882 |
208 |
147 |
35 |
26 |
245 |
Why is everything a competition with you three? |
1.4183 |
0.04638 |
208 |
142 |
45 |
21 |
246 |
I don't care HOW you decide -one of youse guys is pay'n this tab! |
1.4167 |
0.04917 |
192 |
133 |
38 |
21 |
247 |
Listen, I don't care who was next. Find a way to figure it out and let me know. |
1.4167 |
0.04805 |
192 |
131 |
42 |
19 |
248 |
Not in my bar. You three can’t even get along when you’re sober! |
1.4167 |
0.04157 |
228 |
150 |
61 |
17 |
249 |
No way am I making you guys a 'Screwdriver'! |
1.4163 |
0.04564 |
233 |
164 |
41 |
28 |
250 |
Would you guys make your mind up already? |
1.4162 |
0.04314 |
197 |
127 |
58 |
12 |
251 |
I know your game…but who’s gonna cover the tab???? |
1.4158 |
0.04605 |
190 |
126 |
49 |
15 |
252 |
No, I do not ‘fancy a game of chance in lieu of cash’. |
1.4149 |
0.04759 |
188 |
127 |
44 |
17 |
253 |
Ok, on three… |
1.4146 |
0.04312 |
205 |
134 |
57 |
14 |
254 |
Last time: no shirt, no shoes, no service! |
1.4145 |
0.04384 |
234 |
161 |
49 |
24 |
255 |
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo? Sorry, ya just missed ‘em. |
1.4143 |
0.04796 |
210 |
148 |
37 |
25 |
256 |
You're all getting SEPARATE bills! |
1.4143 |
0.04451 |
210 |
141 |
51 |
18 |
257 |
Guessing the loser buys this round? |
1.4140 |
0.04666 |
215 |
150 |
41 |
24 |
258 |
So you’re telling me if I don’t serve you, I’ll get crushed, crumpled, or cut up? |
1.4133 |
0.04619 |
196 |
132 |
47 |
17 |
259 |
I hope you’re funnier than those three wiseass clergymen who just left |
1.4131 |
0.04602 |
213 |
147 |
44 |
22 |
260 |
Finally! "A priest, a rabbi and a minister..." was becoming so cliche. |
1.4129 |
0.04854 |
201 |
141 |
37 |
23 |
261 |
So everything’s on the rock’s? |
1.4120 |
0.04601 |
216 |
150 |
43 |
23 |
262 |
Seriously? You're going to draw straws to see who's buying? |
1.4118 |
0.04952 |
187 |
130 |
37 |
20 |
263 |
Well, one of you's gotta start a tab. So draw straws or something. |
1.4118 |
0.04698 |
204 |
141 |
42 |
21 |
264 |
What will you have,Rock? Paper has you covered. |
1.4112 |
0.04726 |
214 |
151 |
38 |
25 |
265 |
Need a hand? |
1.4112 |
0.04820 |
197 |
137 |
39 |
21 |
266 |
Who gets the check? |
1.4112 |
0.04656 |
197 |
134 |
45 |
18 |
267 |
Why not just use a quarter!? |
1.4107 |
0.04389 |
224 |
153 |
50 |
21 |
268 |
Sorry, but cash beats rock, paper and scissors. |
1.4103 |
0.04632 |
195 |
132 |
46 |
17 |
269 |
Sorry fellas but I only serve priests, rabbis and imams. |
1.4103 |
0.04855 |
195 |
136 |
38 |
21 |
270 |
Nope, not doing it. |
1.4099 |
0.04276 |
222 |
149 |
55 |
18 |
271 |
So... how do you guys decide who's going to pay? |
1.4098 |
0.04847 |
183 |
125 |
41 |
17 |
272 |
I need a decision guys |
1.4095 |
0.04498 |
210 |
143 |
48 |
19 |
273 |
Are you going to order something or just keep playing games? |
1.4091 |
0.04746 |
198 |
137 |
41 |
20 |
274 |
I’m more of a heads or tails type of guy. |
1.4085 |
0.04401 |
213 |
144 |
51 |
18 |
275 |
I’m assuming Paper and Scissors don’t want their drinks on the rocks. |
1.4085 |
0.04598 |
213 |
148 |
43 |
22 |
276 |
Flip a coin if you can't decide. |
1.4082 |
0.04670 |
196 |
134 |
44 |
18 |
277 |
Did you say "It's on Rock," or "On the rocks?" |
1.4078 |
0.04610 |
206 |
142 |
44 |
20 |
278 |
I don’t care if paper covers rock, I need one of you to cover this tab! |
1.4078 |
0.04661 |
206 |
143 |
42 |
21 |
279 |
Who's buying this round? |
1.4070 |
0.04727 |
199 |
138 |
41 |
20 |
280 |
'Tails." |
1.4069 |
0.04545 |
231 |
164 |
40 |
27 |
281 |
Why does this feel like the start to a bad joke? |
1.4066 |
0.04737 |
182 |
123 |
44 |
15 |
282 |
Have you figured out who's paying yet? |
1.4065 |
0.04532 |
214 |
148 |
45 |
21 |
283 |
Well, someone's got to pay the tab, so you better figure out a way to settle it between the three of you. |
1.4061 |
0.04243 |
197 |
128 |
58 |
11 |
284 |
Just take it outside |
1.4045 |
0.04440 |
220 |
152 |
47 |
21 |
285 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just flip a coin? |
1.4043 |
0.04627 |
188 |
127 |
46 |
15 |
286 |
Listen, the coins will be here soon, and they will flip if they see you guys here! |
1.4038 |
0.04821 |
208 |
149 |
34 |
25 |
287 |
Well there’s got to be a way to settle this! |
1.4038 |
0.04624 |
208 |
145 |
42 |
21 |
288 |
Face it, you’re all losers. |
1.4031 |
0.04694 |
191 |
131 |
43 |
17 |
289 |
Somebody’s gotta pay the cover—how about you, paper? |
1.4031 |
0.04694 |
191 |
131 |
43 |
17 |
290 |
So, who’s payin’? |
1.4022 |
0.04853 |
179 |
123 |
40 |
16 |
291 |
Lemme guess. You haven't decided who's paying. |
1.4021 |
0.04904 |
189 |
133 |
36 |
20 |
292 |
Alright who's payin'? |
1.4012 |
0.04924 |
172 |
118 |
39 |
15 |
293 |
Drinking will not solve this for you. |
1.4011 |
0.04981 |
182 |
128 |
35 |
19 |
294 |
Okay Rock you pay for Scissors, Scissors you pay for Paper, and Paper you cover Rock! |
1.4011 |
0.04941 |
187 |
132 |
35 |
20 |
295 |
You guys decide yet? |
1.4000 |
0.04313 |
215 |
146 |
52 |
17 |
296 |
Do you always line up in this order? |
1.4000 |
0.04483 |
200 |
136 |
48 |
16 |
297 |
Can't decide? How 'bout you just flip a coin? |
1.4000 |
0.04831 |
180 |
124 |
40 |
16 |
298 |
OK, one more drink...but NO MORE GAMES! |
1.4000 |
0.04462 |
215 |
149 |
46 |
20 |
299 |
How about paper covers bar tab? |
1.4000 |
0.04622 |
195 |
134 |
44 |
17 |
300 |
Here's my plan. Come November, you guys replace the Electoral College. |
1.4000 |
0.05061 |
175 |
123 |
34 |
18 |
301 |
Gentleman, I don’t think drinking is going to solve your differences. |
1.4000 |
0.04845 |
195 |
138 |
36 |
21 |
302 |
You're in a no-win situation. |
1.3989 |
0.04743 |
188 |
130 |
41 |
17 |
303 |
I’ll let you determine who orders first. |
1.3980 |
0.04575 |
201 |
139 |
44 |
18 |
304 |
You guys fight every time you come in here. |
1.3978 |
0.04717 |
186 |
128 |
42 |
16 |
305 |
No, ‘on the rocks,’ isn’t me choosing sides…. |
1.3978 |
0.04717 |
186 |
128 |
42 |
16 |
306 |
Still deciding? |
1.3978 |
0.04655 |
186 |
127 |
44 |
15 |
307 |
Okay, so who am I serving first? |
1.3977 |
0.04654 |
171 |
114 |
46 |
11 |
308 |
You need to settle this amongst yourselves |
1.3968 |
0.04662 |
189 |
130 |
43 |
16 |
309 |
I dunno, YOU decide who goes first! |
1.3968 |
0.04840 |
189 |
133 |
37 |
19 |
310 |
I'm not gonna wait all day while you figure out who goes first. |
1.3967 |
0.04814 |
184 |
128 |
39 |
17 |
311 |
So...which one of you is going to order first? |
1.3966 |
0.04946 |
174 |
121 |
37 |
16 |
312 |
That’s enough! From now on, all disputes will be settled by an arm wrestling match with me. |
1.3966 |
0.04946 |
174 |
121 |
37 |
16 |
313 |
Listen, like I just told that rabbi, priest, and nun: I don't serve no punchlines! |
1.3958 |
0.04784 |
192 |
135 |
38 |
19 |
314 |
I don't care who beats who. I asked who's paying the tab. |
1.3958 |
0.04896 |
192 |
137 |
34 |
21 |
315 |
You are hands down my worst three customers. |
1.3957 |
0.05168 |
139 |
93 |
37 |
9 |
316 |
Which one of you is paying the tab? |
1.3950 |
0.04533 |
200 |
138 |
45 |
17 |
317 |
Ok, Scotch on the Rocks, White Russian, Cutty Sark coming right up! |
1.3950 |
0.04643 |
200 |
140 |
41 |
19 |
318 |
Funny you should ask...a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister were just in here looking for you. |
1.3936 |
0.04796 |
188 |
132 |
38 |
18 |
319 |
Take it out back! |
1.3931 |
0.04962 |
173 |
121 |
36 |
16 |
320 |
Bartender kicks all your asses. |
1.3929 |
0.05409 |
168 |
123 |
24 |
21 |
321 |
This time toss a coin to see who pays. It's so much easier and less messy. |
1.3913 |
0.04808 |
184 |
129 |
38 |
17 |
322 |
Hey sorry guys, easy mistake to make right? it’s just you’re always together. I naturally assumed you were a throuple. |
1.3913 |
0.04920 |
161 |
110 |
39 |
12 |
323 |
You know the rules. No one's getting a drink until we go best two out of three. |
1.3908 |
0.04733 |
174 |
119 |
42 |
13 |
324 |
I just can't win with you guys. |
1.3906 |
0.04603 |
192 |
133 |
43 |
16 |
325 |
I know paper covers rock, but which one of you is gonna cover the tab? |
1.3904 |
0.04566 |
187 |
128 |
45 |
14 |
326 |
I don't care who picks up the tab. Find some way to figure it out! |
1.3902 |
0.04229 |
205 |
138 |
54 |
13 |
327 |
No I don't have a coin you can flip. |
1.3889 |
0.04620 |
180 |
123 |
44 |
13 |
328 |
Guess what, bartender beats all of you if you don’t pay up |
1.3889 |
0.05007 |
180 |
129 |
32 |
19 |
329 |
You three. No more shots. |
1.3889 |
0.04973 |
162 |
112 |
37 |
13 |
330 |
So who wants to start? |
1.3889 |
0.04670 |
198 |
140 |
39 |
19 |
331 |
No drinks until you decide who pays! |
1.3882 |
0.05156 |
170 |
122 |
30 |
18 |
332 |
Well, how will we decide? |
1.3880 |
0.04822 |
183 |
129 |
37 |
17 |
333 |
I was told paper covered rock |
1.3880 |
0.04945 |
183 |
131 |
33 |
19 |
334 |
Dammit...stop arguing and just flip a coin! |
1.3879 |
0.05129 |
165 |
117 |
32 |
16 |
335 |
No more for you scissors. Rock says your getting smashed. |
1.3876 |
0.04920 |
178 |
126 |
35 |
17 |
336 |
Ok,Sure,You’re All Timeless.
I’m still gonna have to see some I.D. |
1.3874 |
0.04616 |
191 |
133 |
42 |
16 |
337 |
I don't care who won, it's still "No shirt. No shoes. No service". |
1.3869 |
0.04758 |
199 |
143 |
35 |
21 |
338 |
Don't make me count to three. |
1.3867 |
0.04922 |
181 |
129 |
34 |
18 |
339 |
I don't care who beats who? Who's paying the check. |
1.3864 |
0.04893 |
176 |
124 |
36 |
16 |
340 |
This isn't a game, I need to see some ID... |
1.3864 |
0.04826 |
176 |
123 |
38 |
15 |
341 |
I don't care if you're Meeny, Miny, & Moe,
I'm still gonna need to see some I.D. |
1.3862 |
0.04649 |
189 |
132 |
41 |
16 |
342 |
Cutty Sark, on the rocks, in a paper cup? |
1.3860 |
0.05392 |
171 |
127 |
22 |
22 |
343 |
I'm not playing you for free drinks again!" "Now scram! |
1.3855 |
0.04958 |
166 |
116 |
36 |
14 |
344 |
Just one round or two out of three? |
1.3855 |
0.04767 |
179 |
125 |
39 |
15 |
345 |
And you want me to flip a coin? |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
346 |
You guys here for game night? |
1.3846 |
0.04427 |
195 |
134 |
47 |
14 |
347 |
Oh no you don't. This time I want cash up front. |
1.3842 |
0.05064 |
177 |
128 |
30 |
19 |
348 |
Paper will be covering the tab |
1.3836 |
0.04952 |
159 |
110 |
37 |
12 |
349 |
I remember you guys. This time, it's SEPARATE checks! |
1.3833 |
0.04810 |
180 |
127 |
37 |
16 |
350 |
I assume your friend in the middle is aware that there's a cover charge. |
1.3831 |
0.05063 |
154 |
107 |
35 |
12 |
351 |
I’ve had enough of your silly games for one night. |
1.3831 |
0.04978 |
154 |
106 |
37 |
11 |
352 |
Let me guess: Your friend in the middle is covering? |
1.3831 |
0.04503 |
201 |
141 |
43 |
17 |
353 |
Well, if it isn't diversity, equity and inclusion!" |
1.3829 |
0.04772 |
175 |
122 |
39 |
14 |
354 |
Yeah, yeah...so now you're Boulder, Papyrus, and Shears, but whadda drinkin'? |
1.3829 |
0.04841 |
175 |
123 |
37 |
15 |
355 |
It's bad enough that none of you can hold your liquor, but you idiots can't even hold a glass. |
1.3827 |
0.05041 |
162 |
114 |
34 |
14 |
356 |
If you’re drinking buddies the game is dead. |
1.3824 |
0.05215 |
170 |
124 |
27 |
19 |
357 |
I don't care how you decide. Somebody needs to pay the tab. |
1.3820 |
0.04781 |
178 |
125 |
38 |
15 |
358 |
No, 'paper' does not cover 'tab'. |
1.3820 |
0.04847 |
178 |
126 |
36 |
16 |
359 |
Fine. On the rocks it is. |
1.3814 |
0.04439 |
194 |
134 |
46 |
14 |
360 |
The deal here is drunk beats buzzed, buzzed beats sober, sober beats drunk. |
1.3812 |
0.05099 |
181 |
133 |
27 |
21 |
361 |
I don’t care how you decide, but somebody’s got to pay the tab |
1.3812 |
0.04977 |
181 |
131 |
31 |
19 |
362 |
Yeah? Well, guess what. A scotch beats all of you. |
1.3807 |
0.04885 |
176 |
125 |
35 |
16 |
363 |
It’s not that kind of Game Night! |
1.3807 |
0.04681 |
176 |
122 |
41 |
13 |
364 |
Let me see if I’ve got this straight. Paper pays for Scissors; Scissors pays for Rock; and Rock pays for Paper? |
1.3804 |
0.04793 |
184 |
131 |
36 |
17 |
365 |
Tonight is karaoke night. Game night is tomorrow! |
1.3804 |
0.04939 |
163 |
114 |
36 |
13 |
366 |
Well, you don’t look like a minister, a priest and a rabbi to me. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
367 |
Alright then, I’m gonna give you to the count of three. |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
368 |
Just so we’re clear, no one beats anyone in here. |
1.3804 |
0.04862 |
163 |
113 |
38 |
12 |
369 |
No, no, no, not in here. Take it outside fellas. |
1.3801 |
0.04629 |
171 |
117 |
43 |
11 |
370 |
Let me take a wild guess how you three will decide who pays for drinks. |
1.3800 |
0.05324 |
150 |
107 |
29 |
14 |
371 |
Which one of you beats vodka? |
1.3800 |
0.05324 |
150 |
107 |
29 |
14 |
372 |
I am so sick of watching you guys fight over who pays the tab. |
1.3799 |
0.04625 |
179 |
124 |
42 |
13 |
373 |
Is it always this hard to decide who pays the bill? |
1.3799 |
0.04693 |
179 |
125 |
40 |
14 |
374 |
I ain’t pouring until I know which of you three is going to pay! |
1.3797 |
0.04886 |
158 |
109 |
38 |
11 |
375 |
I know you said paper covers rock, but I’m still going to need a credit card for the tab. |
1.3797 |
0.04737 |
187 |
133 |
37 |
17 |
376 |
I'm gonna need you fellas to take this outside. |
1.3797 |
0.04737 |
187 |
133 |
37 |
17 |
377 |
I really don’t care who you three are.You could be the the three musketeers,or the three stooges. I am not playing your game.Now pay your bills!!! |
1.3795 |
0.04723 |
166 |
114 |
41 |
11 |
378 |
What do you mean you can't decide? |
1.3793 |
0.04855 |
174 |
123 |
36 |
15 |
379 |
You guys do this every time, just split the bill three ways! |
1.3787 |
0.05233 |
169 |
124 |
26 |
19 |
380 |
If I need to get Eeny Meeny and his boys from the kitchen, you ain't gonna like the result. |
1.3787 |
0.05028 |
169 |
121 |
32 |
16 |
381 |
Just make a decision already. |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
382 |
Have you guys finally decided who is going to pay? |
1.3785 |
0.04660 |
177 |
123 |
41 |
13 |
383 |
Let me guess, Cutty Sark on the rocks in a Dixie Cup? |
1.3780 |
0.04990 |
164 |
116 |
34 |
14 |
384 |
Which one of you is the Rabbi? |
1.3779 |
0.04963 |
172 |
123 |
33 |
16 |
385 |
So let me guess: a Rolling Rock, a Paper Plane, and a Bloody Caesar. |
1.3777 |
0.04531 |
188 |
131 |
43 |
14 |
386 |
What can I get you three losers? |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
387 |
Until I see some hands, nobody gets a drink. |
1.3771 |
0.04967 |
175 |
126 |
32 |
17 |
388 |
Okay, so paper will cover rock, but who's going to pay for this other deadbeat? |
1.3770 |
0.04870 |
183 |
132 |
33 |
18 |
389 |
Take your arguments somewhere else! |
1.3763 |
0.04751 |
186 |
133 |
36 |
17 |
390 |
Oh for god’s sake, just flip a coin! |
1.3758 |
0.05257 |
149 |
106 |
30 |
13 |
391 |
A rock, a sheet of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar… |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
392 |
Enough! I'm splitting it 3 ways |
1.3757 |
0.04801 |
173 |
122 |
37 |
14 |
393 |
OK. I'm wrapping it up and cutting you off before you get smashed! |
1.3757 |
0.05139 |
173 |
127 |
27 |
19 |
394 |
Could you three BE more indecisive? |
1.3743 |
0.04838 |
171 |
121 |
36 |
14 |
395 |
I think it's time for yous guys to figure out who's paying the tab! |
1.3743 |
0.04978 |
171 |
123 |
32 |
16 |
396 |
Separate tabs, am I right? |
1.3742 |
0.04445 |
163 |
109 |
47 |
7 |
397 |
I'm sick and tired of all your games. Just have a drink and agree to disagree. |
1.3733 |
0.04965 |
150 |
104 |
36 |
10 |
398 |
You guys want to flip a coin to decide who pays for this round? |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
399 |
I gotta have a credit card upfront. I don't want any arguments later over who pays. |
1.3728 |
0.04948 |
169 |
121 |
33 |
15 |
400 |
I don’t have all night. Just decide who’s buying. |
1.3728 |
0.04948 |
169 |
121 |
33 |
15 |
401 |
How 'bout we play a little game I call Gravel-Confetti-Recycled Metal? |
1.3724 |
0.05618 |
145 |
107 |
22 |
16 |
402 |
Look, no service until you decide which one of you is going to pay! |
1.3721 |
0.04885 |
172 |
123 |
34 |
15 |
403 |
Look, I don't care who pays, but you guys need to figure it out! |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
404 |
Well, bartender breaks scissors, rips paper, and tosses rocks into the dumpster, so pay your tab! |
1.3716 |
0.05362 |
148 |
107 |
27 |
14 |
405 |
Cash up front this time. I'm not playing that game again! |
1.3716 |
0.05044 |
183 |
136 |
26 |
21 |
406 |
No tab for you three, your pals Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe just stiffed me for fifty bucks |
1.3711 |
0.05468 |
159 |
119 |
21 |
19 |
407 |
Why am I always the bartender in these jokes? |
1.3711 |
0.05320 |
159 |
117 |
25 |
17 |
408 |
I’m giving you ‘til the count of three. |
1.3711 |
0.05245 |
159 |
116 |
27 |
16 |
409 |
This can’t go on all night like the last time. |
1.3711 |
0.04768 |
159 |
110 |
39 |
10 |
410 |
I told you already! Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe left an hour ago. |
1.3706 |
0.05497 |
143 |
104 |
25 |
14 |
411 |
How about we draw straws to get the tab paid, boys?" |
1.3704 |
0.04867 |
162 |
114 |
36 |
12 |
412 |
Not again with your little game. Just pay up. |
1.3704 |
0.04867 |
162 |
114 |
36 |
12 |
413 |
When you say "on the rocks," do you mean you're buying? |
1.3702 |
0.04642 |
181 |
128 |
39 |
14 |
414 |
Look, you guys each pay for your own drinks. I’m not going through that again. |
1.3694 |
0.04973 |
157 |
111 |
34 |
12 |
415 |
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you three walk into mine |
1.3694 |
0.05135 |
157 |
113 |
30 |
14 |
416 |
No, I haven’t seen Eenie or Meenie, but Mo stopped in this morning. |
1.3693 |
0.04733 |
176 |
125 |
37 |
14 |
417 |
Well, then, who's going to cover your tab? |
1.3690 |
0.04891 |
168 |
120 |
34 |
14 |
418 |
Get out or I will kick you out And if you don’t think I mean it just ask the priest and the rabbi! |
1.3690 |
0.04818 |
168 |
119 |
36 |
13 |
419 |
For the last time guys, cider drinks mead, mead guzzles sake, sake gulps cider! Why is it so hard for you guys to remember that? |
1.3690 |
0.04891 |
168 |
120 |
34 |
14 |
420 |
And how are you going to decide who pays for the drinks? |
1.3690 |
0.04667 |
168 |
117 |
40 |
11 |
421 |
I know you want to split it scissors but paper wants to cover the tab |
1.3690 |
0.04743 |
168 |
118 |
38 |
12 |
422 |
Paper, Scissors says the drinks are on the Rock. |
1.3687 |
0.04986 |
160 |
114 |
33 |
13 |
423 |
So, who's ordering first? |
1.3684 |
0.05239 |
171 |
128 |
23 |
20 |
424 |
And bartender beats all three! |
1.3681 |
0.05375 |
144 |
104 |
27 |
13 |
425 |
It starts out like a joke but somebody always ends up getting hurt. |
1.3675 |
0.05148 |
166 |
122 |
27 |
17 |
426 |
So which one of you is going to cover the bill. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
427 |
Hey, Thumb War was in here looking for you guys last night. |
1.3670 |
0.04700 |
188 |
136 |
35 |
17 |
428 |
I don't care how many rounds you play, somebody's paying for these drinks and they're paying for them now! |
1.3669 |
0.05120 |
139 |
97 |
33 |
9 |
429 |
Somebody’s gotta pay up — I don’t care how you decide, just choose already. |
1.3667 |
0.05217 |
150 |
108 |
29 |
13 |
430 |
I suppose you want yours on the rocks. |
1.3667 |
0.04862 |
150 |
104 |
37 |
9 |
431 |
I don’t care who started it. |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
432 |
First a horse, then a rabbi and a priest, now you three...is this some sort of joke? |
1.3660 |
0.05307 |
153 |
112 |
26 |
15 |
433 |
Tap the Split Check button on the right of the screen. It’ll save you all a lot of trouble, believe me. |
1.3660 |
0.05467 |
153 |
114 |
22 |
17 |
434 |
How do you want to settle this? |
1.3655 |
0.05068 |
145 |
102 |
33 |
10 |
435 |
Absolutely not. You always hit rock bottom, you’re constantly 3 sheets to the wind, and I’ve already cut you off—tonight vodka won. |
1.3655 |
0.05254 |
145 |
104 |
29 |
12 |
436 |
First I get a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. Now you guys? |
1.3654 |
0.05071 |
156 |
112 |
31 |
13 |
437 |
I don't care how you sort it out, but one of you has to cover the tab. |
1.3654 |
0.05310 |
156 |
115 |
25 |
16 |
438 |
The manager at Chipotle's warned me about you three. |
1.3654 |
0.05152 |
156 |
113 |
29 |
14 |
439 |
I’ll give you three a minute to figure out who’s buying |
1.3654 |
0.04905 |
156 |
110 |
35 |
11 |
440 |
Got it. On the rocks, cut with a little water... who covers the tab? |
1.3650 |
0.05470 |
137 |
99 |
26 |
12 |
441 |
OK, OK, Just make a decision. |
1.3648 |
0.04672 |
159 |
110 |
40 |
9 |
442 |
All right you guys,who’s first? |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
443 |
I'm pretty sure you three can figure out who should pay the bill. |
1.3646 |
0.04699 |
181 |
130 |
36 |
15 |
444 |
Okay, which one of you jokers ordered the screwdriver? |
1.3643 |
0.05754 |
140 |
105 |
19 |
16 |
445 |
I knew this day would come. |
1.3642 |
0.04926 |
151 |
106 |
35 |
10 |
446 |
Three margaritas, on the rock. |
1.3642 |
0.05088 |
162 |
118 |
29 |
15 |
447 |
I just got rid of the priest, the rabbi, and the minister so don't push your luck |
1.3636 |
0.05031 |
154 |
110 |
32 |
12 |
448 |
Better take it outside, boys. |
1.3631 |
0.04733 |
168 |
119 |
37 |
12 |
449 |
Tell me your orders on the count of three. |
1.3631 |
0.05281 |
157 |
116 |
25 |
16 |
450 |
No childish games here, understand? |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
451 |
On the rocks I can do, but on paper and on scissors could get a little complicated. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
452 |
So, how're you going to decide who's paying? |
1.3630 |
0.05216 |
135 |
95 |
31 |
9 |
453 |
. Just flip a coin, will you! |
1.3625 |
0.04649 |
160 |
111 |
40 |
9 |
454 |
This is the part of the interview where I ask about your strengths and your weaknesses. |
1.3618 |
0.05243 |
152 |
111 |
27 |
14 |
455 |
Lemme guess, you can’t decide what to have. |
1.3613 |
0.05004 |
155 |
111 |
32 |
12 |
456 |
Everyone order on the count of three |
1.3613 |
0.05328 |
155 |
115 |
24 |
16 |
457 |
Wouldn't drawing straws be more practical? |
1.3608 |
0.04347 |
194 |
137 |
44 |
13 |
458 |
So, which one of you is first? |
1.3608 |
0.05175 |
158 |
116 |
27 |
15 |
459 |
Take it outside, boys |
1.3605 |
0.04821 |
147 |
102 |
37 |
8 |
460 |
Just split it three ways. |
1.3602 |
0.04708 |
161 |
113 |
38 |
10 |
461 |
Seriously? You can’t decide who gets to go first? |
1.3598 |
0.04960 |
164 |
119 |
31 |
14 |
462 |
Listen, I give my customers what they want. Rock, Paper,
Scissors Night is now Pickle Ball Night !" |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
463 |
Will this be on one check? |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
464 |
Well, what’ll it be? |
1.3598 |
0.05035 |
164 |
120 |
29 |
15 |
465 |
One of you needs to give me a credit card. Decide however you want. |
1.3595 |
0.04693 |
153 |
106 |
39 |
8 |
466 |
No shoots, no shirt, no service. |
1.3592 |
0.05321 |
142 |
103 |
27 |
12 |
467 |
Crowbar beats y'all if you don't pay your tab. |
1.3590 |
0.05299 |
156 |
116 |
24 |
16 |
468 |
Rock, paper, scissors, FIST! |
1.3586 |
0.04959 |
145 |
102 |
34 |
9 |
469 |
Listen, Rock. Scissors wants to cut you off, but Paper will cover you. |
1.3585 |
0.05070 |
159 |
116 |
29 |
14 |
470 |
OK, one at a time- who’s first? |
1.3583 |
0.04389 |
187 |
132 |
43 |
12 |
471 |
No, I don't want to go again. |
1.3582 |
0.05125 |
134 |
94 |
32 |
8 |
472 |
I settle the arguments in this place, not you. |
1.3581 |
0.05164 |
148 |
107 |
29 |
12 |
473 |
Is this the joke now?What happened to the priest, minister, and rabbi? |
1.3581 |
0.05339 |
148 |
109 |
25 |
14 |
474 |
Nah, you guys gotta sort this out yourselves. You’ll find a way. |
1.3576 |
0.04860 |
165 |
119 |
33 |
13 |
475 |
It's always a competition with you three. |
1.3571 |
0.05103 |
154 |
112 |
29 |
13 |
476 |
You’re going to have to settle this outside. |
1.3571 |
0.05103 |
154 |
112 |
29 |
13 |
477 |
You guys need to figure out a way to decide who pays the bar tab! |
1.3561 |
0.04825 |
132 |
90 |
37 |
5 |
478 |
You think this is the weirdest thing I've seen in a bar? Please. |
1.3557 |
0.04863 |
149 |
105 |
35 |
9 |
479 |
Typically we only serve priests, rabbis, and ministers |
1.3557 |
0.05046 |
149 |
107 |
31 |
11 |
480 |
I think you guys already know how to decide who buys the next round; I just think you're too proud to say it. |
1.3557 |
0.05135 |
149 |
108 |
29 |
12 |
481 |
I’m sorry, but I think you’re in the wrong joke |
1.3557 |
0.04955 |
149 |
106 |
33 |
10 |
482 |
Let me remind you, I’m the decider. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
483 |
I don’t care how you decide, just tell me what you’re ordering! |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
484 |
Look guys, we've been through this before. Cash or credit cards. Period. |
1.3556 |
0.05511 |
135 |
99 |
24 |
12 |
485 |
Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your game. |
1.3556 |
0.05610 |
135 |
100 |
22 |
13 |
486 |
How ‘bout we just flip a coin. |
1.3553 |
0.04612 |
152 |
105 |
40 |
7 |
487 |
Don't even think about another round. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
488 |
Ok,who’s next? |
1.3551 |
0.05224 |
138 |
99 |
29 |
10 |
489 |
Yes, I’ve known you since I was a kid, but I still need to see some IDs. |
1.3546 |
0.05433 |
141 |
104 |
24 |
13 |
490 |
Right now, all I want to know is how you got up on those stools. |
1.3540 |
0.05169 |
161 |
120 |
25 |
16 |
491 |
I don’t care how you decide, one of you has to pay. |
1.3540 |
0.05243 |
161 |
121 |
23 |
17 |
492 |
Oh great, here come ‘stoned’, ‘sheet-faced’’ and ‘ripped’, wanting to be over served.” |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
493 |
Well, you can’t ALL be losers, right? |
1.3537 |
0.04998 |
147 |
105 |
32 |
10 |
494 |
I don’t want any trouble from you. Last time, Rock got Scissors smashed, then Scissors cut Paper. And then Paper covered for Rock! |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
495 |
I prefer Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
496 |
Okay guys, take it outside. |
1.3533 |
0.04550 |
150 |
103 |
41 |
6 |
497 |
I'm not going to give the check to Scissors this time. |
1.3533 |
0.05279 |
150 |
111 |
25 |
14 |
498 |
So which is it? |
1.3529 |
0.04861 |
153 |
109 |
34 |
10 |
499 |
My place, my rules. |
1.3529 |
0.04680 |
153 |
107 |
38 |
8 |
500 |
Settle this between yourselves. |
1.3529 |
0.04070 |
204 |
143 |
50 |
11 |
501 |
No drinks until you've decided who's paying. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
502 |
Vodka drowns rock. |
1.3526 |
0.05209 |
156 |
116 |
25 |
15 |
503 |
Look buddy, you gonna order or are you just gonna play games all day? |
1.3525 |
0.05092 |
139 |
99 |
31 |
9 |
504 |
Well, one of you is going to pay. So you figure it out. |
1.3522 |
0.04898 |
159 |
115 |
32 |
12 |
505 |
Okay...
Who wants to order first? |
1.3521 |
0.05307 |
142 |
104 |
26 |
12 |
506 |
Let me be clear fellas, the only paper that covers the cost of a drink is cash. |
1.3517 |
0.04945 |
145 |
103 |
33 |
9 |
507 |
This looks like the beginning of a joke. |
1.3517 |
0.05408 |
145 |
108 |
23 |
14 |
508 |
Every time? |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
509 |
Jeez… First a priest, a rabbi and a pastor come in. Then you guys. What gives. |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
510 |
Take your disputes elsewhere, , this is an Eeny, meeny, miny, moe bar! |
1.3515 |
0.05072 |
165 |
123 |
26 |
16 |
511 |
Look, I’m not playing this game again! You’re looking rocky, you’re three sheets to the wind & I”m about to cut you off!” |
1.3514 |
0.05412 |
148 |
111 |
22 |
15 |
512 |
What do you mean you want me to settle an argument for you? |
1.3514 |
0.04970 |
148 |
106 |
32 |
10 |
513 |
We don't do separate checks. |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
514 |
Guys! Smartphones, Siri, AI…that’s how people decide things now. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
515 |
If you can't pay, then Paper covers Rock. |
1.3510 |
0.05164 |
151 |
111 |
27 |
13 |
516 |
Just pick one already. We don't have all day. |
1.3510 |
0.05249 |
151 |
112 |
25 |
14 |
517 |
There’s a dress code here. It’s usually a tie |
1.3510 |
0.05078 |
151 |
110 |
29 |
12 |
518 |
I'm sick of you coming here to settle your differences. |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
519 |
I don't care who wins, you're all paying! |
1.3500 |
0.05546 |
140 |
105 |
21 |
14 |
520 |
I know. I know. But I still need to see ID. |
1.3500 |
0.04689 |
200 |
151 |
28 |
21 |
521 |
"You can stay as long as Scissors doesn't get smashed." |
1.3500 |
0.05162 |
140 |
101 |
29 |
10 |
522 |
Cash upfront, and no games. |
1.3493 |
0.05376 |
146 |
109 |
23 |
14 |
523 |
We only serve winners here! |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
524 |
Next round is courtesy of Tic, Tac, and Toe at the back table. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
525 |
How 'bout we flip a coin? |
1.3492 |
0.04654 |
189 |
140 |
32 |
17 |
526 |
I can’t stand here all day. You need to make a decision. |
1.3491 |
0.05187 |
169 |
129 |
21 |
19 |
527 |
I can make it on the rocks, but that's it. |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
528 |
No, I only take cash, not chances.! |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
529 |
Dammit, if you guys can’t settle this right now, I’m calling up the Magic 8 Ball! |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
530 |
Paper can’t cover you every time, Rock. |
1.3484 |
0.05145 |
155 |
115 |
26 |
14 |
531 |
Im tired of playing games with you three. Someone needs to settle this tab. |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
532 |
C’mon already. Someone’s gotta order first. |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
533 |
I gotta little game for you wiseguys. It's called sledgehammer, shredder and recycle bin. |
1.3481 |
0.05394 |
135 |
99 |
25 |
11 |
534 |
Uh-uh, not this time...cash up front. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
535 |
Sorry, I was expecting a priest, a rabbi, and a minister." |
1.3481 |
0.05814 |
158 |
127 |
7 |
24 |
536 |
Look, somebody has to pay the tab, I don't care how you decide. |
1.3478 |
0.05209 |
138 |
100 |
28 |
10 |
537 |
Guys you're gonna have to make a decision. Just flip a coin or SOMETHING! |
1.3478 |
0.04684 |
161 |
115 |
36 |
10 |
538 |
You know, everything's just a big game with you guys. |
1.3478 |
0.05002 |
138 |
98 |
32 |
8 |
539 |
C’mon! Make up your mind! |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
540 |
Ok, guys. Just let me know when you decide who's going to pay this time. |
1.3475 |
0.05603 |
141 |
107 |
19 |
15 |
541 |
I have only one drink left, who's the lucky one? |
1.3475 |
0.05512 |
141 |
106 |
21 |
14 |
542 |
I don't care how old the game is, I still need to see your IDs. |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
543 |
Paper beat you here so I’m assuming drinks are on the rock? |
1.3475 |
0.05419 |
141 |
105 |
23 |
13 |
544 |
The fourth in your party better be Visa Card! |
1.3472 |
0.05336 |
144 |
107 |
24 |
13 |
545 |
So, what's it like being between a rock and a sharp place? |
1.3472 |
0.05056 |
144 |
104 |
30 |
10 |
546 |
Guys. Figure it out already. |
1.3472 |
0.05056 |
144 |
104 |
30 |
10 |
547 |
Have you decided what to order or should I flip a coin? |
1.3469 |
0.04984 |
147 |
106 |
31 |
10 |
548 |
What happened to Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo? |
1.3469 |
0.05431 |
147 |
111 |
21 |
15 |
549 |
Which one of you is picking up the tab? |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
550 |
And just what makes you think you can just come into my bar and play games? |
1.3468 |
0.05497 |
124 |
90 |
25 |
9 |
551 |
Figure out who's paying and THEN you get served.... |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
552 |
Rusts scissors, dissolves paper, erodes rock. Beer wins. |
1.3465 |
0.05742 |
127 |
95 |
20 |
12 |
553 |
I don't care who covers what or who cuts who. As long as one of you pays the tab.... |
1.3465 |
0.04921 |
127 |
88 |
34 |
5 |
554 |
You need to me be more specific than, 'something on the rocks, something on a coaster and something with cut fruit.' |
1.3465 |
0.05632 |
127 |
94 |
22 |
11 |
555 |
None of this “best 2 outta 3” business… bar’s closing. Time to pay up, boys! |
1.3462 |
0.04783 |
156 |
112 |
34 |
10 |
556 |
Okay, which one of you losers is paying? |
1.3459 |
0.04331 |
185 |
132 |
42 |
11 |
557 |
You three losers again? |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
558 |
For the last time, I’m not playing! |
1.3456 |
0.05360 |
136 |
100 |
25 |
11 |
559 |
So,who’s paying tonight? |
1.3455 |
0.04682 |
165 |
119 |
35 |
11 |
560 |
I know that you are an old joke,but I still gotta see an ID. |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
561 |
Talk about a no win situation. |
1.3453 |
0.05076 |
139 |
100 |
30 |
9 |
562 |
No, but I'll flip you for it. |
1.3451 |
0.05002 |
142 |
102 |
31 |
9 |
563 |
You must have gotten your dates mixed up - this is Trivia Pursuit night. |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
564 |
Who wants to go first? |
1.3448 |
0.05027 |
145 |
105 |
30 |
10 |
565 |
Paper's turn to cover again? |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
566 |
Is this a joke? It's funnier with a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
567 |
All right, who's buying, and no games! |
1.3443 |
0.05431 |
122 |
88 |
26 |
8 |
568 |
I don’t have time for games. What are you drinking?! |
1.3442 |
0.05078 |
154 |
114 |
27 |
13 |
569 |
I suggest you decide who's paying the bill before I throw you all out. |
1.3440 |
0.05218 |
125 |
89 |
29 |
7 |
570 |
So… Shall we order on ‘3’? |
1.3439 |
0.04926 |
157 |
115 |
30 |
12 |
571 |
Okay, which of you guys is picking up the check |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
572 |
Just choose, already. |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
573 |
Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe sent you here? |
1.3431 |
0.05225 |
137 |
100 |
27 |
10 |
574 |
Can't you guys agree on ANYTHING?!? |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
575 |
Who’s covering |
1.3429 |
0.05046 |
140 |
101 |
30 |
9 |
576 |
I don't want to play your game. I want you to pay your bill. |
1.3427 |
0.04973 |
143 |
103 |
31 |
9 |
577 |
We dont do split checks—you guys are just gonna have to figure it out. |
1.3427 |
0.05167 |
143 |
105 |
27 |
11 |
578 |
Ok, here we go again. Who's buying? |
1.3425 |
0.05183 |
146 |
108 |
26 |
12 |
579 |
Separate checks? |
1.3424 |
0.04340 |
184 |
132 |
41 |
11 |
580 |
I don't care how you decide. Just tell me who gets the bill. |
1.3421 |
0.04949 |
152 |
111 |
30 |
11 |
581 |
Sure, but who's covering the tab? |
1.3418 |
0.04899 |
158 |
116 |
30 |
12 |
582 |
Wait, you want ME to settle an argument? |
1.3417 |
0.05358 |
120 |
86 |
27 |
7 |
583 |
I’ve heard this one before. |
1.3415 |
0.05394 |
123 |
89 |
26 |
8 |
584 |
No, I am not interested in hearing a brief history of the law of probability. |
1.3413 |
0.05653 |
126 |
94 |
21 |
11 |
585 |
Have you guys met? |
1.3411 |
0.04733 |
129 |
89 |
36 |
4 |
586 |
Okay, I'm gonna count to threee... |
1.3409 |
0.05359 |
132 |
97 |
25 |
10 |
587 |
I don't give a damn how you decide. Somebody has to pay this bar tab. |
1.3409 |
0.05359 |
132 |
97 |
25 |
10 |
588 |
A rock,a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar. |
1.3409 |
0.05466 |
132 |
98 |
23 |
11 |
589 |
Yeah? Well we don't allow beer pong, either. So take it outside! |
1.3409 |
0.05250 |
132 |
96 |
27 |
9 |
590 |
We're starting an official eeny, meeny, miney, moe policy. |
1.3409 |
0.05250 |
132 |
96 |
27 |
9 |
591 |
You want ME to decide? |
1.3407 |
0.04950 |
135 |
96 |
32 |
7 |
592 |
Every time you guys show up at happy hour all hell breaks loose ! |
1.3407 |
0.05169 |
135 |
98 |
28 |
9 |
593 |
1, 2, 3 ... get outta here |
1.3407 |
0.05060 |
135 |
97 |
30 |
8 |
594 |
I just showed the priest, rabbi, and minister the door... I don't have time to deal with you three! |
1.3406 |
0.05294 |
138 |
102 |
25 |
11 |
595 |
Some guy named Dynamite covered all three of you |
1.3406 |
0.04986 |
138 |
99 |
31 |
8 |
596 |
What happened to the priest and the rabbi? |
1.3404 |
0.05214 |
141 |
104 |
26 |
11 |
597 |
So. who's buyin? |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
598 |
Who ordered paper mache on the rocks? |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
599 |
OK, now that that’s done, who’s paying? |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
600 |
You’re all losers! Now what will you have? |
1.3403 |
0.04944 |
144 |
104 |
31 |
9 |
601 |
We thumb wrestle here. |
1.3403 |
0.04944 |
144 |
104 |
31 |
9 |
602 |
Scotch, Bourbon, Rye? |
1.3401 |
0.04874 |
147 |
106 |
32 |
9 |
603 |
1..2..3..order |
1.3401 |
0.05153 |
147 |
109 |
26 |
12 |
604 |
Really? Do we have to do this every time to decide who pays? |
1.3401 |
0.04969 |
147 |
107 |
30 |
10 |
605 |
Let me guess how you decide who buys. |
1.3400 |
0.05167 |
150 |
112 |
25 |
13 |
606 |
No shirt, no shoes, no service. No exceptions. |
1.3390 |
0.05674 |
118 |
87 |
22 |
9 |
607 |
This is a one-potato, two-potato dive. Your kind aren't welcome here. |
1.3390 |
0.06044 |
118 |
90 |
16 |
12 |
608 |
I warn you: no cutting up or stone throwing. |
1.3390 |
0.05277 |
118 |
84 |
28 |
6 |
609 |
I’m sick of you three coming in here and fighting all the time |
1.3390 |
0.05412 |
118 |
85 |
26 |
7 |
610 |
is this a cliche? |
1.3388 |
0.05190 |
121 |
86 |
29 |
6 |
611 |
I don’t care how you decide, somebody needs to pay this check! |
1.3388 |
0.04617 |
183 |
136 |
32 |
15 |
612 |
No breaking, no wrapping, no cutting! |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
613 |
I think you guys can figure out who's paying on your own. |
1.3386 |
0.04901 |
127 |
89 |
33 |
5 |
614 |
I don't care who does what to who. When I count three there better be some money on the bar to cover your tab." |
1.3385 |
0.05411 |
130 |
96 |
24 |
10 |
615 |
One of you has to pay the check— I don’t care how you decide |
1.3383 |
0.05431 |
133 |
99 |
23 |
11 |
616 |
Come back when you can make up your mind. |
1.3382 |
0.05445 |
136 |
102 |
22 |
12 |
617 |
I'm sick and tired of your games. |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
618 |
I'm not in the mood for your games tonight! |
1.3381 |
0.04741 |
139 |
98 |
35 |
6 |
619 |
So,who is going first? |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
620 |
Three Scotches, on the rock. |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
621 |
Okay, boys, who's paying? |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
622 |
Okay, let's settle who's paying the tab BEFORE you order. |
1.3377 |
0.04688 |
151 |
108 |
35 |
8 |
623 |
For the last time, no one beats ANYONE in my bar! |
1.3362 |
0.05604 |
116 |
85 |
23 |
8 |
624 |
Alright you clowns, either flip a coin or beat it! |
1.3362 |
0.05468 |
116 |
84 |
25 |
7 |
625 |
Go up the street to the fancy place. We only serve heads or tails here. |
1.3361 |
0.06346 |
119 |
94 |
10 |
15 |
626 |
Another tough week picking caption contest winners?” |
1.3361 |
0.06346 |
119 |
94 |
10 |
15 |
627 |
Just flip a coin and be done with it! |
1.3361 |
0.05374 |
119 |
86 |
26 |
7 |
628 |
Heads and tails know how to tip!! |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
629 |
I take it that paper covers the bill? |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
630 |
We all lost. |
1.3359 |
0.05116 |
128 |
92 |
29 |
7 |
631 |
Have you decided whose round it is yet? |
1.3359 |
0.05686 |
128 |
97 |
19 |
12 |
632 |
Listen, I don't care how you do it, but you need to settle the tab amongst yourselves. |
1.3359 |
0.05038 |
131 |
94 |
30 |
7 |
633 |
It's good to see you guys gettin' along. |
1.3358 |
0.05074 |
134 |
97 |
29 |
8 |
634 |
I don't care HOW you decide who pays. |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
635 |
I'm not playing. You gotta pay. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
636 |
Draw straws, shoot for odds and evens, or flip a coin, but somebody is paying the bill. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
637 |
Settle it quietly or hit the road! |
1.3357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
98 |
37 |
5 |
638 |
Ok, paper: You cover the tab! |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
639 |
Aw right, you guys. Take it outside. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
640 |
I don’t care how you jokers figure it out; someone owes me for the last round! |
1.3357 |
0.04649 |
143 |
101 |
36 |
6 |
641 |
You have to pay for all 3 drinks, not just the “best 2 out of 3” |
1.3356 |
0.04887 |
146 |
106 |
31 |
9 |
642 |
I don’t care who orders first! |
1.3355 |
0.04935 |
152 |
112 |
29 |
11 |
643 |
I’ll split the bill three ways so yous don’t pull that trick on me again! |
1.3333 |
0.05616 |
123 |
92 |
21 |
10 |
644 |
Rock, I believe, but you two gotta show some I.D. |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
645 |
I’ve already been through this with odds and evens. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
646 |
Yeah? Well, I got a Magic 8 Ball that says payment up front or there's the door. |
1.3333 |
0.04889 |
132 |
94 |
32 |
6 |
647 |
I'm tired of your games, just tell me who is going to pay the tab. |
1.3333 |
0.05316 |
129 |
95 |
25 |
9 |
648 |
Whaddya mean you can't figure out who's paying? |
1.3333 |
0.05389 |
141 |
107 |
21 |
13 |
649 |
Quit playing games and order or get out! |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
126 |
92 |
26 |
8 |
650 |
Why can’t you guys ever agree on anything? |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
651 |
Bouncer beats deadbeats if ya' don't start paying up! |
1.3333 |
0.05377 |
138 |
104 |
22 |
12 |
652 |
Here at O’Grady’s we prefer fisticuffs |
1.3333 |
0.05424 |
108 |
77 |
26 |
5 |
653 |
Plastic beats cash and cash beats scram! |
1.3333 |
0.05657 |
132 |
101 |
18 |
13 |
654 |
Hmm, yeah, if there were only a way you guys could decide who pays?… |
1.3333 |
0.04889 |
132 |
94 |
32 |
6 |
655 |
Ok guys, decide whose buying. |
1.3333 |
0.04889 |
132 |
94 |
32 |
6 |
656 |
Everyone but the rock, let's see some ID |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
657 |
Your money's no good here, Paper. And that cuts both ways for your snippy little friend. And you, hard stare, go crawl under yourself. |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
658 |
Whst is this, some kinda joke?? |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
659 |
Okay, how are you guys going to decide who’s getting the tab? |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
660 |
A rock shandy, a paper plane and a Cutty Sark? Very funny. Now, get outta my bar. |
1.3333 |
0.04999 |
141 |
103 |
29 |
9 |
661 |
Explain to me again how it is you beat Rock? |
1.3333 |
0.05047 |
147 |
109 |
27 |
11 |
662 |
I still blame you guys for my ex getting the dog |
1.3333 |
0.05746 |
126 |
96 |
18 |
12 |
663 |
Geez... Will you finally decide who's buying this round? |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
664 |
I just can't win. You know what I'm sayin'?. |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
126 |
92 |
26 |
8 |
665 |
Sorry, guys. Closing time beats all three of you. |
1.3333 |
0.05634 |
126 |
95 |
20 |
11 |
666 |
No, I will not mix you an "eenie, meanie, miney, mo" cocktail! |
1.3333 |
0.05232 |
132 |
97 |
26 |
9 |
667 |
You guys here for the game? |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
668 |
Best 2 out of 3 picks up the tab?!?! |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
669 |
My daugther calls you the old folk's Pokémon |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
670 |
The horse and the priest just left, and I’ve had about enough for one day. |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
671 |
Guys, I am NOT settling this argument for you! |
1.3311 |
0.05198 |
148 |
112 |
23 |
13 |
672 |
Run a tab? Sure--who's paying? |
1.3310 |
0.04899 |
145 |
106 |
30 |
9 |
673 |
First, who is paying? |
1.3310 |
0.05091 |
145 |
108 |
26 |
11 |
674 |
Pay your bill then wrap it up, cut it out and beat it. |
1.3310 |
0.05166 |
142 |
106 |
25 |
11 |
675 |
Look. Are you guys gonna order somethin' or are you gonna spend all night decidin' who's gonna pay?! |
1.3309 |
0.04722 |
139 |
99 |
34 |
6 |
676 |
Before you guys order, you need to decide who’s picking up the tab THIS time? |
1.3309 |
0.04722 |
139 |
99 |
34 |
6 |
677 |
You decide before I serve you who is going to pay. We all know how that goes. |
1.3309 |
0.04722 |
139 |
99 |
34 |
6 |
678 |
What is this,some sort of game? |
1.3308 |
0.04975 |
133 |
96 |
30 |
7 |
679 |
Who orders first?! I can't wait here all day! |
1.3308 |
0.05198 |
133 |
98 |
26 |
9 |
680 |
Bartender beats rock, paper and scissors if you don't pay your tab! |
1.3308 |
0.05610 |
130 |
99 |
19 |
12 |
681 |
Just like I told that rabbi, priest, and nun who just left: I don't serve punchlines! |
1.3306 |
0.05808 |
124 |
95 |
17 |
12 |
682 |
No! You decide. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
683 |
I don't care how you decide. But someone please order a drink. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
684 |
You boys will just have to decide without me. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
685 |
You didn't find a joke about the three of you coming into the bar, did you? |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
686 |
OK. But this time no games about who pays the tab. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
687 |
Best of 3? |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
688 |
Well, can any of you beat an egg? |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
689 |
What do you mean you can’t decide who’ll settle the tab? |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
690 |
I've told you before, and I'll tell again: we don't serve scissors. |
1.3303 |
0.05538 |
109 |
79 |
24 |
6 |
691 |
Who's first? |
1.3302 |
0.06102 |
106 |
80 |
17 |
9 |
692 |
I know paper covers rock, but who’s going to cover the check? |
1.3298 |
0.04636 |
188 |
143 |
28 |
17 |
693 |
Lemme guess--three shooters. |
1.3286 |
0.04803 |
140 |
101 |
32 |
7 |
694 |
I don’t care if it’s a three-way tie! Someone’s paying the bill. |
1.3285 |
0.04981 |
137 |
100 |
29 |
8 |
695 |
Why do you guys always need a hand to decide what you're drinking? |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
696 |
When you guys finally decide who pays the bar tab, please let me know |
1.3282 |
0.05466 |
131 |
99 |
21 |
11 |
697 |
No service til you decide who's buying. |
1.3282 |
0.05358 |
131 |
98 |
23 |
10 |
698 |
Two of you are loosers! |
1.3282 |
0.05573 |
131 |
100 |
19 |
12 |
699 |
Look... just split the bill evenly. |
1.3281 |
0.04720 |
128 |
90 |
34 |
4 |
700 |
I don’t care how you decide, I just need one of you to pay your tab. |
1.3281 |
0.05558 |
128 |
97 |
20 |
11 |
701 |
Which one of you gets to order first? |
1.3281 |
0.05216 |
128 |
94 |
26 |
8 |
702 |
Listen up you clowns. There will be no cutting, breaking or covering up in this establishment. |
1.3281 |
0.05216 |
128 |
94 |
26 |
8 |
703 |
Separate checks this time. |
1.3280 |
0.04922 |
125 |
89 |
31 |
5 |
704 |
No one yells 'Shoot' in my bar! |
1.3280 |
0.05654 |
125 |
95 |
19 |
11 |
705 |
I'm not going to ask again who wants to order first! |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
706 |
I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DECIDE BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
707 |
Anything’s fine”? “Surprise me”? “Whatever you’ve got”? Look, guys, I’m busy. Don’t you know how to make a decision? |
1.3279 |
0.05132 |
122 |
88 |
28 |
6 |
708 |
Boys, we are not going to repeat yesterday's confusion. Decide now who will pay. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
709 |
Beer drowns everything! |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
710 |
Now what kind of a game are you three playing? |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
711 |
Which one of you is going to settle the check? |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
712 |
Will you just make up your minds already?! |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
713 |
I'm gonna count to three, then you're all out |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
714 |
It’s not rocket science; someone go first! |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
715 |
Yeah, well bartender cuts, smothers and breaks everything, so don't try to play any games in here. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
716 |
HOW ABOUT JUST FLIPPING A COIN? |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
717 |
No, it's cash or credit only. |
1.3274 |
0.05955 |
113 |
86 |
17 |
10 |
718 |
This time figure out who's going to pay before I serve you. |
1.3273 |
0.05342 |
110 |
79 |
26 |
5 |
719 |
You can have some drinks, but I don't want you guys turning this into some kind of contest! |
1.3273 |
0.05646 |
110 |
81 |
22 |
7 |
720 |
Perhaps you’d like to meet my friends Sledgehammer, Shredder, and Sheath? |
1.3273 |
0.05934 |
110 |
83 |
18 |
9 |
721 |
There must be some way for you to decide who's paying. |
1.3268 |
0.05065 |
153 |
116 |
24 |
13 |
722 |
Now fellows. You have to settle this like adults. |
1.3267 |
0.04585 |
150 |
108 |
35 |
7 |
723 |
These are on the rocks |
1.3265 |
0.05123 |
147 |
111 |
24 |
12 |
724 |
I don't want any of your games in here."
Ian Morfitt
Toronto, Ontario
Please enter this caption submission under my brother Ian's name.
Thanks, Peter Morfit |
1.3264 |
0.05732 |
144 |
115 |
11 |
18 |
725 |
Well, you're going to have to figure out who's designated driver somehow! |
1.3264 |
0.05009 |
144 |
107 |
27 |
10 |
726 |
Look, I don’t really care how you decide, but someone’s paying this tab. |
1.3262 |
0.05181 |
141 |
106 |
24 |
11 |
727 |
Look, there's got to be some way for you to decide who's paying. |
1.3259 |
0.05133 |
135 |
100 |
26 |
9 |
728 |
Scissors: Let's split it
Paper: I'll cover it
Rock: I'm stoned anyway |
1.3259 |
0.05239 |
135 |
101 |
24 |
10 |
729 |
You think you can come into my bar and play games with me? |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
730 |
Look, can't any of you guys make a decision? |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
731 |
I give up. You’re not hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. You’re not snap, crackle, and pop. So who are you?! |
1.3258 |
0.05430 |
132 |
100 |
21 |
11 |
732 |
You can't decide? What is this? Some kind of joke? |
1.3256 |
0.04942 |
129 |
93 |
30 |
6 |
733 |
I don't care how you choose. One of you has to cover the bill. |
1.3256 |
0.04942 |
129 |
93 |
30 |
6 |
734 |
Let me guess. The loser pays. |
1.3252 |
0.05097 |
123 |
89 |
28 |
6 |
735 |
Don't give me any extenuating circumstances nonsense; here it's no shoes, no service. |
1.3252 |
0.05353 |
123 |
91 |
24 |
8 |
736 |
When you three show up together nobody wins |
1.3252 |
0.05097 |
123 |
89 |
28 |
6 |
737 |
Glad to see you 3 still hang out |
1.3252 |
0.04829 |
123 |
87 |
32 |
4 |
738 |
What is this, a game? |
1.3252 |
0.05353 |
123 |
91 |
24 |
8 |
739 |
Again, you CAN'T all order at the same time! |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
740 |
Look you guys, I don't have all day, you're going to have to make up your friggin' minds! |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
741 |
Alright, now who’s paying? |
1.3250 |
0.05044 |
120 |
86 |
29 |
5 |
742 |
Oh yeah? I got a wet bar rag that can beat any one of you! |
1.3250 |
0.05444 |
120 |
89 |
23 |
8 |
743 |
No, I won’t take your orders on the count of three! |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
744 |
No. I don’t have anything from the Rochambeau region. |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
745 |
So who's payin' the bill? |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
746 |
Look, I ain’t got all day, somehow you gotta decide who’s gonna pay. |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
747 |
Shoot. who is covering the bill this time? |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
748 |
Do you guys ever just make a decision? |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
749 |
Decide outside!!! |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
750 |
All right, you sickos, I don’t care who does what to whom, but you can’t do it here! |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
751 |
Quit playing games …SOMEBODY pay ! |
1.3241 |
0.05397 |
108 |
78 |
25 |
5 |
752 |
So who’s paying then? I ain’t got all day. |
1.3239 |
0.05052 |
142 |
106 |
26 |
10 |
753 |
So, did you guys figure out a good way to decide who pays? |
1.3233 |
0.05288 |
133 |
100 |
23 |
10 |
754 |
Look guys, I don't want any of that roughhousing in here. You each pick up your own check, OK? |
1.3233 |
0.04838 |
133 |
96 |
31 |
6 |
755 |
I need to know up front who's covering the tab! |
1.3233 |
0.04955 |
133 |
97 |
29 |
7 |
756 |
For the last time, who’s gonna pay the bill?! |
1.3233 |
0.05068 |
133 |
98 |
27 |
8 |
757 |
First tell me how a screwdriver fits into your game. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
758 |
Look, I'm not going to decide who orders first! |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
759 |
I don’t care how you decide but someone has to pay the bill. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
760 |
If only there was a game to get you three to decide who pays. |
1.3226 |
0.05674 |
124 |
95 |
18 |
11 |
761 |
Is it on 'three" or after "three"? |
1.3223 |
0.05277 |
121 |
89 |
25 |
7 |
762 |
No drinks for any of you. One of you is smashed, another has already been cutoff and the other's had enough to take the edge off. |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
763 |
I don’t care how you decide who pays as long as one of you does quickly. |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
764 |
I warned you: I'm not in the mood to play games. |
1.3220 |
0.05630 |
118 |
89 |
20 |
9 |
765 |
I believe you when you say you’re 10 million years old, but how do I know the other two are over 21? |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
766 |
Sorry Mr. Paper but your friend on the right asked me to cut you off |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
767 |
So, what’ll it be? |
1.3219 |
0.04854 |
146 |
108 |
29 |
9 |
768 |
For the last time: we don't serve "shoots"! |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
769 |
How have you still not picked a designated driver? |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
770 |
You're All Losers To Me |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
771 |
You don't scare me, I got a bottle of 90 proof that will drown you, Rock, dissolve you, Paper, and rust you, Scissors. I'm the winner. |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
772 |
I'm not serving anything until you decide who's paying |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
773 |
You guys got ID? |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
774 |
Tough game, boys? |
1.3209 |
0.05036 |
134 |
99 |
27 |
8 |
775 |
Honestly, you all have your weaknesses. It’s hard to say. |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
776 |
I don't care who wins, take it outside! |
1.3206 |
0.05338 |
131 |
99 |
22 |
10 |
777 |
Don’t ask me to choose. I just make the drinks, fellas. |
1.3206 |
0.05114 |
131 |
97 |
26 |
8 |
778 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of yous got to pay the tab. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
779 |
Do I look like I play games? |
1.3200 |
0.05029 |
125 |
91 |
28 |
6 |
780 |
Have you considered the possibility that you are all right? |
1.3200 |
0.04899 |
125 |
90 |
30 |
5 |
781 |
I get it, okay! A rock, a sheet of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar...Forget it! I've heard it a thousand times. |
1.3200 |
0.05156 |
125 |
92 |
26 |
7 |
782 |
You just missed the priest, the rabbi and the imam |
1.3200 |
0.05518 |
125 |
95 |
20 |
10 |
783 |
Is this a game to you? |
1.3197 |
0.05492 |
122 |
92 |
21 |
9 |
784 |
That’s not how we settle things here! |
1.3197 |
0.05240 |
122 |
90 |
25 |
7 |
785 |
Who's buying the drinks? No more games! |
1.3197 |
0.05240 |
122 |
90 |
25 |
7 |
786 |
Never mind who wins; who’s picking up the check? |
1.3193 |
0.05460 |
119 |
89 |
22 |
8 |
787 |
Look, I don’t care what your game is, someone has to pay up! |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
788 |
Who’s first? How about you just flip a coin? |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
789 |
Yeah, and my bouncer beats all three of you! |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
790 |
I can’t for the life of me remember the end of this joke…
A rock , a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar
? |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
791 |
Cute, but I'm still going to need some ID, fellas. |
1.3190 |
0.05557 |
116 |
87 |
21 |
8 |
792 |
Hey Rock, settle down. "On the rocks" was just a joke. |
1.3186 |
0.04912 |
113 |
80 |
30 |
3 |
793 |
Let's discuss who's settling the tab now. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
794 |
So, have you folks made up your minds yet? |
1.3186 |
0.05797 |
113 |
86 |
18 |
9 |
795 |
Alright, triple or nothing then! |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
796 |
Enough with the “1-2-3”
Just decide what yer having’! |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
797 |
Alright. Who wants to order first? |
1.3182 |
0.05723 |
132 |
104 |
14 |
14 |
798 |
Someone has to pay the tab. Draw straws or something. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
799 |
Folks, I said one at a time or nobody drinks. It's always a competition with you three. |
1.3182 |
0.04727 |
132 |
95 |
32 |
5 |
800 |
So what's it gonna be guys? |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
801 |
No, I don't split tabs... you guys figure it out! |
1.3179 |
0.04826 |
151 |
113 |
28 |
10 |
802 |
You’re smashed, it’s a wrap for you, and I’m cutting you off too. |
1.3178 |
0.05501 |
129 |
99 |
19 |
11 |
803 |
I’m telling you fellas, you’ve walked into the wrong bar. We’re a thumb war only type of establishment. |
1.3178 |
0.05042 |
129 |
95 |
27 |
7 |
804 |
Think about it. Paper could cover scissors too. |
1.3178 |
0.06027 |
107 |
82 |
16 |
9 |
805 |
Does EVERY decision have to be 'paper, scissors, rock' with you three? |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
806 |
So Paper, will you be having another on the rocks? |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
807 |
Sorry fellas, but that fist fight last night got out of hand. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
808 |
Oh good you're here. Table one is having trouble deciding between the fish and the pasta. |
1.3178 |
0.05245 |
107 |
77 |
26 |
4 |
809 |
I don't care who wins rock, paper, scissors but one of you is responsible for this bar tab! |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
810 |
Three screwdrivers? Guys, where does this madness end?! |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
811 |
I don't care that paper covers rock! Who's going to cover your tab? |
1.3169 |
0.04832 |
142 |
105 |
29 |
8 |
812 |
Last round, guys. |
1.3168 |
0.06123 |
101 |
77 |
16 |
8 |
813 |
Well, this is a no-win situation. |
1.3167 |
0.05290 |
120 |
89 |
24 |
7 |
814 |
Youse guys settle da tab any way ya want, but I ain’t never heard of no “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Steve.” |
1.3167 |
0.05674 |
120 |
92 |
18 |
10 |
815 |
I don't care how you decide. Someone's gotta pay the tab. |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
816 |
I don’t care how you decide, but someone’s got to pay this tab. |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
817 |
Would you help us settle an argument? |
1.3162 |
0.05081 |
136 |
102 |
25 |
9 |
818 |
So a rock, a paper and a sissor walk into a bar..tell me one I haven't heard! " |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
819 |
I suggest you flip a coin. |
1.3158 |
0.05476 |
114 |
85 |
22 |
7 |
820 |
You want those on the rock? |
1.3158 |
0.05616 |
114 |
86 |
20 |
8 |
821 |
I ain't pourin' 'til you guys decide who's gonna pay. |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
822 |
How do you three propose to settle your tab? |
1.3154 |
0.05009 |
130 |
96 |
27 |
7 |
823 |
Eenie-meenie-minee's is just around the corner, guys. |
1.3153 |
0.05862 |
111 |
85 |
17 |
9 |
824 |
Do you guys always have such a hard time deciding? |
1.3153 |
0.05862 |
111 |
85 |
17 |
9 |
825 |
Okay, which one of you clowns is gonna pay the tab? |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
826 |
Alright, best of three? |
1.3153 |
0.04954 |
111 |
79 |
29 |
3 |
827 |
Have you decided yet who's got the next round?" |
1.3150 |
0.05327 |
127 |
96 |
22 |
9 |
828 |
Flip a coin for the tab? |
1.3150 |
0.04962 |
127 |
93 |
28 |
6 |
829 |
Enough! Just make a decision! |
1.3150 |
0.05443 |
127 |
97 |
20 |
10 |
830 |
You can take your petty one-ups-man-ship somewhere else. Or buy drinks; that would work too. |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
831 |
So, who’s got the tab? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
832 |
I'm not playing your stupid game. You pay for what you order. |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
833 |
Decide up front who's paying, or I ain't pouring a drop for nobody. |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
834 |
Another one on the rocks for you, Paper? |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
835 |
Awright,so what’ll it be? |
1.3145 |
0.04908 |
124 |
90 |
29 |
5 |
836 |
One of you deadbeats had better pay! I don’t care how you decide who does. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
837 |
C’mon , eenie, meenie, miney and mo decided faster than you guys. |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
838 |
Whatever happened to just tossing a coin" |
1.3140 |
0.04984 |
121 |
88 |
28 |
5 |
839 |
That’s fine Mr. Rock; Mr. Paper’s got you covered. |
1.3140 |
0.05120 |
121 |
89 |
26 |
6 |
840 |
Separate tabs or the usual? |
1.3139 |
0.04720 |
137 |
100 |
31 |
6 |
841 |
Look, I don't care who orders first, but if it's that big a deal, maybe you guys should figure out some kind of system. |
1.3136 |
0.05982 |
118 |
93 |
13 |
12 |
842 |
Look, I make the decisions here and it’s closing time. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
843 |
I don’t care if you’ve hit rock bottom, your paper bounced so you’re all cut off. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
844 |
This time Mr. Scissors can't get smashed. |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
845 |
Enough games, just make a decision and order a drink! |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
846 |
Papercut on the rocks please. |
1.3134 |
0.04903 |
134 |
99 |
28 |
7 |
847 |
Always ‘GAMES’ with you! |
1.3131 |
0.05679 |
99 |
73 |
21 |
5 |
848 |
I'll need cash up front this time. |
1.3130 |
0.04681 |
115 |
81 |
32 |
2 |
849 |
Fine. Best two out of three pays the bill. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
850 |
I told you,the game's over! |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
851 |
So that’s 3 martinis: 1 on the rocks with olives, 1 neat with a paper thin twist, and 1 up with a cut of espresso. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
852 |
So, how do you three decide who's paying? |
1.3130 |
0.04976 |
131 |
97 |
27 |
7 |
853 |
I’m gonna count to three, then one of you pays the tab! |
1.3125 |
0.05533 |
112 |
84 |
21 |
7 |
854 |
A Little Pick-Me-Up Before the Five-Year-Old Art Class. |
1.3125 |
0.05533 |
112 |
84 |
21 |
7 |
855 |
So who’s calling the shots tonight ? |
1.3125 |
0.05386 |
112 |
83 |
23 |
6 |
856 |
You escaped the kitchen junk drawer and then what? |
1.3120 |
0.05378 |
125 |
95 |
21 |
9 |
857 |
So you want the hard stuff, you're looking to get torn up, and I'll cut yours with water? |
1.3120 |
0.05497 |
125 |
96 |
19 |
10 |
858 |
No, I can't serve a drink 'on the paper' or 'on the scissors'. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
859 |
I can’t believe you guys are still friends |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
860 |
Time to settle up, who's paying? |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
861 |
There's always an argument when you three show up, so get out. Anyway, "no shirt, no pants no service!!" |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
862 |
Yeh? Well, this is my place so I get to make the decisions. |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
863 |
So how'd you walk in? |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
864 |
Not taking your orders until you guys pay upfront. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
865 |
"You could just toss a coin instead." |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
866 |
Ok, who’s paying the bill? |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
867 |
Ready for the next round? |
1.3109 |
0.05028 |
119 |
87 |
27 |
5 |
868 |
C'mon, decide who's paying already! |
1.3109 |
0.05566 |
119 |
91 |
19 |
9 |
869 |
I'm going off shift, so I need your order quickly. 1-2-3! |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
870 |
Three waters coming up! |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
871 |
You tell Tic-Tac and Toe I'll have their money Friday!" |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
872 |
Now let me get this straight; three whisky’s on real rocks? |
1.3107 |
0.05694 |
103 |
77 |
20 |
6 |
873 |
I've had it with you guys. Just flip a coin. |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
874 |
You can pound, smother or cut me, I still won't serve you without an ID. |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
875 |
You all look like winners in your own special way. Now what’ll be? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
876 |
Bet you can't beat steel. |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
877 |
I can't decide who to serve first. |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
878 |
Is it on the rocks? |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
879 |
Whaddaya mean you can only cover the rock's tab? |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
880 |
You here for the Decision Sciences conference? |
1.3103 |
0.05925 |
116 |
91 |
14 |
11 |
881 |
Can’t decide? Can’t wait to see how you work it out. |
1.3099 |
0.05114 |
142 |
109 |
22 |
11 |
882 |
No, I'm not going to "play you" for the check. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
883 |
Decide already!! |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
884 |
I don’t care that millions of people know you and your game, I still need to see ID! |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
885 |
This might take a while… |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
886 |
I just pour drinks
I am not here to resolve disputes |
1.3091 |
0.05285 |
110 |
81 |
24 |
5 |
887 |
I already told you: no shirt, no shoes, no service. |
1.3091 |
0.05883 |
110 |
85 |
16 |
9 |
888 |
I don’t have time for games. What’ll it be? |
1.3091 |
0.05592 |
110 |
83 |
20 |
7 |
889 |
Let me guess: Three paper planes; shaken and on the rocks. |
1.3091 |
0.05441 |
110 |
82 |
22 |
6 |
890 |
I don't care who but one of you is going to need to pay the tab. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
891 |
I told you guys last week, no favorites here! So who wants to go first? |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
892 |
Sorry. No tie,no service. |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
893 |
Are you ordering ON 3 or AFTER 3? |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
894 |
Let me suggest three separate tabs. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
895 |
No, there's no best four out of seven. Just tell me who's paying the tab. |
1.3083 |
0.05139 |
133 |
101 |
23 |
9 |
896 |
I combined your tabs and somehow you don’t owe anything. |
1.3083 |
0.05139 |
133 |
101 |
23 |
9 |
897 |
Let me guess. Two drinks up and one on the rocks. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
898 |
We can’t decide what we want |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
899 |
You're all underage. Bartender wins. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
900 |
I’m sure you can think of a way to decide who pays the tab. |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
130 |
96 |
28 |
6 |
901 |
I don't know how you will figure it out but one of you has to pick up the tab |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
902 |
And whiskey beats rock. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
903 |
Around here the house always wins. |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
904 |
Behave yourselves; we don't take kindly to zero-sum games in here. |
1.3077 |
0.06420 |
104 |
83 |
10 |
11 |
905 |
Settle an argument for us? |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
906 |
Ah, back again. Must be an election year. |
1.3077 |
0.05880 |
117 |
92 |
14 |
11 |
907 |
listen, you guys have got to stop beating each other up. It's toxic. |
1.3077 |
0.04925 |
117 |
85 |
28 |
4 |
908 |
Im not serving anyone until you decide who pays. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
909 |
OK Guys! What will it be? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
910 |
I am calling the shots here. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
911 |
Only one bottle left gents.. You’re gonna have to fight for it. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
912 |
Who's running a tab? |
1.3069 |
0.05023 |
101 |
72 |
27 |
2 |
913 |
Do you three have any idea how we can decide who’s gonna pay for these drinks? |
1.3065 |
0.05393 |
124 |
95 |
20 |
9 |
914 |
Well somebody better cover this check. |
1.3065 |
0.04882 |
124 |
91 |
28 |
5 |
915 |
I'm not playing games here. You gonna order, or what? |
1.3065 |
0.05270 |
124 |
94 |
22 |
8 |
916 |
Guys, wouldn't a coin toss be easier? |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
917 |
you want to borrow a coin to flip?? |
1.3057 |
0.04753 |
157 |
120 |
26 |
11 |
918 |
It may work for you guys but I'm gonna need a credit card to run a tab. |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
919 |
We don't serve cliches here |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
920 |
Okay. One on the rocks! And? |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
921 |
I told you guys I don't serve no one who runs with scissors. |
1.3051 |
0.05836 |
118 |
93 |
14 |
11 |
922 |
So, how are you going to settle the bill? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
923 |
Look, I've told you guys before, no more games - just pay your tab! |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
924 |
You guys need to take this outside. |
1.3051 |
0.04890 |
118 |
86 |
28 |
4 |
925 |
So you're saying even if pointy head over there get's smashed, you got it covered? |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
926 |
Who ordered the screwdriver? |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
927 |
For the last time, everyone goes on ‘shoot!’ |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
928 |
Only one modelo left I’m afraid, you’ll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets it |
1.3047 |
0.05150 |
128 |
97 |
23 |
8 |
929 |
I cannot win this game and you all know it. |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
930 |
This isn't a game. Who's got the tab? |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
931 |
I don’t care how you decide one of you’s gonna have to pay your tab. |
1.3040 |
0.05233 |
125 |
95 |
22 |
8 |
932 |
Well if you don't know how to decide I'm certainly not going to tell you! |
1.3040 |
0.05108 |
125 |
94 |
24 |
7 |
933 |
You guys looking for a fourth? |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
934 |
Now take this outside boys. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
935 |
I'm old school. I prefer eeny, meeny, miny, moe. |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
936 |
Let me guess, three shooters? |
1.3036 |
0.05048 |
112 |
82 |
26 |
4 |
937 |
No drinks until you tell me who’s paying! |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
938 |
You'll have to settle who pays the bill yourselves. |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
939 |
I just finished with the rabbi and the priest, now this? |
1.3030 |
0.05151 |
132 |
101 |
22 |
9 |
940 |
So whose paying today? |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
941 |
Ok how do we decide who's paying? |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
942 |
You guys are the most dysfunctional friendship I’ve ever seen. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
943 |
Who gets the tab? Flip a coin! |
1.3028 |
0.05607 |
109 |
83 |
19 |
7 |
944 |
How about we do eenie meenie miney moe today? |
1.3028 |
0.05756 |
109 |
84 |
17 |
8 |
945 |
Don’t ask me what you want, you need to decide for yourselves. |
1.3028 |
0.05756 |
109 |
84 |
17 |
8 |
946 |
I don’t care how you decide, but one of you guys is going to have to pay this tab. |
1.3025 |
0.05668 |
119 |
93 |
16 |
10 |
947 |
You guys really should be able to figure out who's paying for the next round. |
1.3025 |
0.05411 |
119 |
91 |
20 |
8 |
948 |
Enough! I'm just going to use a coin toss! |
1.3025 |
0.05541 |
119 |
92 |
18 |
9 |
949 |
Rock crushes scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cuts paper, human orders all of them to get the hell out of his shop! |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
950 |
We can't decide |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
951 |
Listen, I don't care who pays the tab, just figure out somehow who will. |
1.3021 |
0.04938 |
96 |
68 |
27 |
1 |
952 |
I don't care how you decide but someone needs to pay this tab. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
953 |
Boys, settle it outside. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
954 |
Yeah, I get it. The Law of Averages can be a vexing reality... |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
955 |
Alright, you can stay, but no games this time. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
956 |
I don't care how you figure it out, one of you'se gotta pay the tab! |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
957 |
You'll have to take this outside." |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
958 |
OK, Who's the rabbi |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
959 |
Fresh from your Gambler’s Anonymous meeting? |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
960 |
Nope,cash is still king,boys. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
961 |
No, no and no. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
962 |
Make up your mind, or order separately! |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
963 |
Please stop saying “shoot”! You’re scaring the customers. |
1.3010 |
0.04943 |
103 |
74 |
27 |
2 |
964 |
No! That’s NOT how we’ll settle the tab! |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
965 |
I don't care who orders first...just order already! |
1.3009 |
0.05010 |
113 |
83 |
26 |
4 |
966 |
Best two out of three can stay. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
967 |
One of you has to pay. Maybe draw straws for it. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
968 |
It'll be separate tabs for each of you. We're not going through that again. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
969 |
Nah, haven't seen Eenee, Meenee, Minee or Moe for weeks |
1.3009 |
0.04850 |
113 |
82 |
28 |
3 |
970 |
Alright, you'll have to figure out who's going first on your own |
1.3009 |
0.05166 |
113 |
84 |
24 |
5 |
971 |
Come on fellas. This is exhausting. |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
972 |
Would you make up your minds already? |
1.3000 |
0.04716 |
130 |
96 |
29 |
5 |
973 |
Now when I lift my hand, if it’s heads…. Seriously! You guys really don’t know this? |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
974 |
A rock, a paper and a scissor walk into a bar... |
1.3000 |
0.05038 |
140 |
108 |
22 |
10 |
975 |
I said “no” to Eenie, Meenie, Minee and Mo and I’m saying “no” to you too. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
976 |
Be careful, paper. You're between. Rock and a hard place...he's a real cut up. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
977 |
I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions! |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
978 |
I don’t care how you normally do it. You still have to take-a-number! |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
979 |
Is this some kind of game to you? |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
980 |
Why don't you three just settle your own tabs? |
1.3000 |
0.05711 |
110 |
85 |
17 |
8 |
981 |
Still fighting over the tab? |
1.2992 |
0.05039 |
127 |
96 |
24 |
7 |
982 |
All right, which of you guys was first? |
1.2992 |
0.05039 |
127 |
96 |
24 |
7 |
983 |
No, I won't play you for it! |
1.2992 |
0.05039 |
127 |
96 |
24 |
7 |
984 |
I don't care how you three figure it out, but somebody needs to pay! |
1.2991 |
0.05044 |
117 |
87 |
25 |
5 |
985 |
I’m gonna need everybody to keep their hands to themselves. |
1.2991 |
0.05328 |
117 |
89 |
21 |
7 |
986 |
Take your battles outside -- this is a classy joint! |
1.2991 |
0.05465 |
117 |
90 |
19 |
8 |
987 |
We don’t solve problems. We provide solutions. |
1.2991 |
0.05188 |
117 |
88 |
23 |
6 |
988 |
I don’t care who started it. Take it outside. |
1.2991 |
0.05465 |
117 |
90 |
19 |
8 |
989 |
I don't care who covers who, as long as one of youze is paying. |
1.2991 |
0.05188 |
117 |
88 |
23 |
6 |
990 |
Look, you're not going to settle this here. Take it outside. |
1.2991 |
0.05667 |
107 |
82 |
18 |
7 |
991 |
Sorry but we only accept odds or evens. |
1.2991 |
0.06116 |
107 |
85 |
12 |
10 |
992 |
Just for once I'd like to see you guys sit in different chairs |
1.2991 |
0.05347 |
107 |
80 |
22 |
5 |
993 |
I've only got enough for one more appletini, so you guys figure out who gets it. |
1.2991 |
0.05821 |
107 |
83 |
16 |
8 |
994 |
Okay, who's ordering first?" |
1.2991 |
0.05180 |
107 |
79 |
24 |
4 |
995 |
Figure it out amongst yourselves. I don't know how, thumb war? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
996 |
What do you mean you can't decide who is going to pick up the check? |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
997 |
First drink is on me. It’s refreshing to have some diversity in this place. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
998 |
Scissors. Your card was declined. Do you want to cut it up yourself? |
1.2984 |
0.04989 |
124 |
93 |
25 |
6 |
999 |
So, who is the loser paying this time? |
1.2984 |
0.04989 |
124 |
93 |
25 |
6 |
1000 |
Alright already, one of you just order. |
1.2984 |
0.05369 |
124 |
96 |
19 |
9 |
1001 |
Last time you guys were here, Rock got Scissors smashed and Paper failed to cover the bill. |
1.2984 |
0.05369 |
124 |
96 |
19 |
9 |
1002 |
Alright, one of you has to decide. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1003 |
And who's covering the tab? |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1004 |
That’s it fellas… no more games. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1005 |
Three old fashioned, coming right up. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1006 |
Lemme guess... Shots? |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1007 |
Just flip a coin. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1008 |
What'll it not be? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1009 |
I'm only serving you if you can explain to me why paper beats rock. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1010 |
How many times do I have to tell you freaks? We don't serve anthropomorphized versions of popular adjudicatory methods here! |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1011 |
Decision time, fellas. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1012 |
... and who is going to pay for THIS round? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1013 |
Have you decided who's paying? |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1014 |
Look, Paper, you don't have to rub it in - quit asking for all your drinks "on the rocks". |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1015 |
Word on the street is that AI has rendered your collective side hustle redundant. First round on me. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1016 |
I don't know what your game is, but I think it's a joke. |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1017 |
Not until you tell me who’s buying |
1.2979 |
0.04905 |
141 |
108 |
24 |
9 |
1018 |
Listen,one of you is going to pay for those drinks. Now I don't care HOW you decide, but be quick, I'm closing. |
1.2975 |
0.04788 |
121 |
89 |
28 |
4 |
1019 |
No games, ok? IDs only. |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
1020 |
Neat or on the rock? |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
1021 |
Look, I've told you clowns before I'm not playing double or nothing. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1022 |
I don’t care how you normally settle things; here, you pay cash. |
1.2971 |
0.05385 |
138 |
110 |
15 |
13 |
1023 |
Sorry fellas, this is a one-potato, two-potato bar... |
1.2970 |
0.06060 |
101 |
79 |
14 |
8 |
1024 |
I don’t have all day. You’ll have to find a way to make a decision |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
1025 |
Don't try any games with me. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
1026 |
The only thing that covers your bill here is cash. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
1027 |
Yeah I got all that...but which one of you is covering the tab? |
1.2970 |
0.05179 |
101 |
74 |
24 |
3 |
1028 |
You guys need a hand? |
1.2970 |
0.06060 |
101 |
79 |
14 |
8 |
1029 |
What can I get ya,on three. |
1.2970 |
0.04984 |
101 |
73 |
26 |
2 |
1030 |
If you fellas can’t agree on what you want for lunch, I suggest you flip a coin. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
1031 |
Yeah, my name’s Shoot. Who’s askin’? |
1.2970 |
0.06378 |
101 |
81 |
10 |
10 |
1032 |
Would you just decide, already? |
1.2969 |
0.05245 |
128 |
99 |
20 |
9 |
1033 |
Don’t worry Larry, we’re splitting the bill this time. |
1.2966 |
0.05150 |
118 |
89 |
23 |
6 |
1034 |
You need to take it outside and come back when someone wins two out of three! |
1.2963 |
0.04827 |
135 |
102 |
26 |
7 |
1035 |
Thanks to Scissors, you’re ALL cut off. |
1.2963 |
0.05159 |
135 |
105 |
20 |
10 |
1036 |
We don't want any trouble, fellas -- take this fight outside! |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
1037 |
Straws? |
1.2960 |
0.04955 |
125 |
94 |
25 |
6 |
1038 |
You guys figure it out — somebody has to pay! |
1.2960 |
0.04955 |
125 |
94 |
25 |
6 |
1039 |
You flippin' a coin for the check, or what? |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
1040 |
I don't want any trouble. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
1041 |
Three clichés walk into a bar... |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
1042 |
Let's settle this like adults. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
1043 |
If you start that one upmanship stuff again you’re out of here! |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
1044 |
Yeah pal, we’ll be sure to give your game theory podcast a listen. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
1045 |
ALL RIGHT! Who is paying this time? |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
1046 |
No more tequila shots for you three! Last time Paper passed out and fell on top of Rock, then Scissors cut and ran without paying his tab! |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
1047 |
Bartender beats all. |
1.2958 |
0.04875 |
142 |
109 |
24 |
9 |
1048 |
It just means over ice fellas. |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
1049 |
Did I understand correctly: the guy on my left wants his drinks on the rocks, the guy in the center is covering the tabs of all three of you, and the guy on the right is cutting out before the meal? |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
1050 |
Do I look like a 'fun and games' type |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
1051 |
I don't care who pays. How 'bout drawing straws? |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1052 |
Lemme guess... Loser pays? |
1.2952 |
0.05400 |
105 |
79 |
21 |
5 |
1053 |
I still ned ID |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1054 |
Will you guys stop playing games and order already! |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1055 |
What'll it be Rock? The guy in the middle says he's got you covered. |
1.2951 |
0.05421 |
122 |
95 |
18 |
9 |
1056 |
Alright. Who goes first? |
1.2951 |
0.05032 |
122 |
92 |
24 |
6 |
1057 |
So who's gonna pay the tab? |
1.2951 |
0.05032 |
122 |
92 |
24 |
6 |
1058 |
Sorry, we don’t allow drinking games here. |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
1059 |
How about we just split the bill 3 ways? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
1060 |
Okay, so who’s gonna pay? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
1061 |
Whatja think? Life's a game? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
1062 |
For the last time - no shirt, no shoes, no crushing, no covering, no cutting, no service. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
1063 |
Which one of you is going to cover the tab? |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
1064 |
One of you is going to pay, figure it out! |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
1065 |
No — I said “Rocks, Straight up, or With a slice.” That’s all the choices I got. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1066 |
Com’on! Someone go first! |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1067 |
I don't care if 'everyone knows you've been around forever.' You still need I.D. |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
1068 |
I don't care if paper covers rock, someone still has to cover the entire tab. |
1.2946 |
0.05092 |
129 |
99 |
22 |
8 |
1069 |
I don't care who pays the tab. |
1.2946 |
0.04721 |
129 |
96 |
28 |
5 |
1070 |
No talking politics at the bar |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
1071 |
Let me guess who pays. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
1072 |
Three shakes please. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
1073 |
I don't care if "Rock beats Scissors", someone has to pay for your drinks! |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
1074 |
Well, if I were you I’d just draw straws to see who’s gonna pay. |
1.2941 |
0.05136 |
102 |
75 |
24 |
3 |
1075 |
Don't even THINK about trying your usual shtick about the tab. |
1.2941 |
0.05322 |
102 |
76 |
22 |
4 |
1076 |
You have to decide now who is paying the bill. |
1.2936 |
0.05576 |
109 |
84 |
18 |
7 |
1077 |
For the last time: we don't have straws. |
1.2936 |
0.05099 |
109 |
81 |
24 |
4 |
1078 |
So again, who was here first? |
1.2936 |
0.05099 |
109 |
81 |
24 |
4 |
1079 |
The usual fellas? A Rolling Rock, Paper Plane & double shot of Cutty Sark? |
1.2936 |
0.05576 |
109 |
84 |
18 |
7 |
1080 |
Would you like separate checks? |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1081 |
I'm gonna need some i.d. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1082 |
I don't care if you're on your lunch break. I haven't got all day. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1083 |
We are having trouble deciding. |
1.2931 |
0.05051 |
116 |
87 |
24 |
5 |
1084 |
The guy in the middle has us covered. |
1.2931 |
0.05478 |
116 |
90 |
18 |
8 |
1085 |
No gaming the system. I wanna know who's gonna pay. |
1.2931 |
0.05051 |
116 |
87 |
24 |
5 |
1086 |
OK boys, last warning. You want to fight, take it outside. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1087 |
For God's sake, just make up your minds! |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1088 |
In here, customers take a number! |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
1089 |
Can’ t you figure it out for yourselves? |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1090 |
Musicians, eh? Cool. What's the name of your band? |
1.2929 |
0.06134 |
99 |
78 |
13 |
8 |
1091 |
Look, I don't care who won; who's paying the tab? |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
1092 |
Make up your minds. What'll it be? |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
1093 |
You win some, you lose some. Now what can I get you? |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1094 |
No, let me guess. You’ll play rock, paper, scissors to see who’s picking up the tab! |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1095 |
A coin toss would be quicker! |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1096 |
YOU KNOW DRINKING ISN’T HELPNG YOUR GAMBLING HABIT |
1.2925 |
0.05838 |
106 |
83 |
15 |
8 |
1097 |
Fellas, there's a simple way to choose who gets the tab. |
1.2925 |
0.05682 |
106 |
82 |
17 |
7 |
1098 |
I ain't playin' no games here. A credit card beats all of you. |
1.2925 |
0.05838 |
106 |
83 |
15 |
8 |
1099 |
This must be some kind of joke. |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1100 |
So, have you guys decided what you want? |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
1101 |
Look! I’m not doing best of five! Who’s gonna pay the bill? |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
1102 |
You fellows need to figure out who is paying your bar tab. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1103 |
I’m not picking which tab this goes on, sort that out among yourselves. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
1104 |
OK,but before I serve you tonight I want you to decide who's picking up the tab? |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
1105 |
Just decide already! |
1.2917 |
0.05212 |
120 |
92 |
21 |
7 |
1106 |
Look, somebody has to order first. Figure it out. |
1.2917 |
0.05212 |
120 |
92 |
21 |
7 |
1107 |
First, you decide who's paying! |
1.2917 |
0.05474 |
120 |
94 |
17 |
9 |
1108 |
I don't care how you decide. One of you has to pay your tab! |
1.2917 |
0.05076 |
120 |
91 |
23 |
6 |
1109 |
NO I WONT FLIP A COIN! |
1.2917 |
0.05474 |
120 |
94 |
17 |
9 |
1110 |
Rock is covered, but Scissors still gotta pay. |
1.2917 |
0.05076 |
120 |
91 |
23 |
6 |
1111 |
Maybe I recognize you, maybe I don’t. I still need to see some ID |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
1112 |
I don't care who orders first - flip a coin! |
1.2913 |
0.06267 |
103 |
83 |
10 |
10 |
1113 |
...just split the check, already! |
1.2913 |
0.05094 |
103 |
76 |
24 |
3 |
1114 |
I’ve told you before. Everyone pays. |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1115 |
Look, just as long as somebody pays, I don't care how you decide. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1116 |
Who's going to pay? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1117 |
Guys, will you decide already?! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1118 |
Paper, you want that on the rocks, right? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1119 |
Tequila can beat all of you. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1120 |
Let me guess how you guys are going to decide who picks up the tab. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1121 |
All I know is,one of you clowns better pay up! |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1122 |
Let me guess, 3 Old Fashions. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1123 |
Can you three make a decision already! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1124 |
Alright fellas, who’s buying?” |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1125 |
I don't care what you've been told, nobody beats my martinis. |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
1126 |
Yeah, well, we had a bunny, a carrot and gun come in yesterday - and they didn't get served either" |
1.2906 |
0.05014 |
117 |
88 |
24 |
5 |
1127 |
I don’t care how you settle it, but someone’s got to pay the tab |
1.2906 |
0.05014 |
117 |
88 |
24 |
5 |
1128 |
OK, a round of J.D. on the rock. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1129 |
I already told you once, YOU decide who’s buying… |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
1130 |
It's a cash bar and I'm not playing that game. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
1131 |
I'm sorry. It's odds' and evens' night." |
1.2900 |
0.06079 |
100 |
79 |
13 |
8 |
1132 |
Would you like that on the rock? |
1.2900 |
0.06079 |
100 |
79 |
13 |
8 |
1133 |
What’ll it be? Shoot. |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
1134 |
That's not how we settle the bar tab around here! |
1.2897 |
0.05790 |
107 |
84 |
15 |
8 |
1135 |
There's no winning with you three. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1136 |
I don’t have time for your stupid games! Is it cash or credit? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1137 |
I don’t care who you are.
Nothing beats bar tab. |
1.2895 |
0.05672 |
114 |
90 |
15 |
9 |
1138 |
Please decide. I don't care how you do it! |
1.2895 |
0.05534 |
114 |
89 |
17 |
8 |
1139 |
Must be game day |
1.2895 |
0.04781 |
114 |
84 |
27 |
3 |
1140 |
Look! All's I know is Somebody owes me 28 bucks! |
1.2893 |
0.05559 |
121 |
96 |
15 |
10 |
1141 |
Which of you is settling up the tab? |
1.2889 |
0.05529 |
90 |
67 |
20 |
3 |
1142 |
The rabbi/priest jokes were funnier. |
1.2889 |
0.06369 |
90 |
71 |
12 |
7 |
1143 |
I'll decide who's had enough. |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
1144 |
Listen up: in here, nobody beats nobody. |
1.2889 |
0.05964 |
90 |
69 |
16 |
5 |
1145 |
You’re already had your shift drinks. Now get back to work! |
1.2889 |
0.06369 |
90 |
71 |
12 |
7 |
1146 |
3/5, another round? |
1.2889 |
0.06170 |
90 |
70 |
14 |
6 |
1147 |
First, we're not here to watch you settle your existential differences. |
1.2887 |
0.06381 |
97 |
78 |
10 |
9 |
1148 |
Choose already! |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
1149 |
Enough! Just order. |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
1150 |
Keep your hands where I can see them. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1151 |
It looks like Paper is the only one who can cover Rock's tab, but then he's cut off. |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1152 |
Sheesh, just take turns already. |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1153 |
Well, who's picking up the tab? |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1154 |
No - you have to decide among yourselves. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1155 |
So, which one of you guys is the priest, who’s the rabbi and where’s the minister? |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1156 |
What a bunch of losers. |
1.2885 |
0.04864 |
104 |
76 |
26 |
2 |
1157 |
Will one of you just order already, I don’t care who came in first. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1158 |
Have you decided which of you is the designated driver? |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1159 |
No more flaming drinks. We almost lost Paper and Scissors was ready to cut somebody. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1160 |
What do you mean you can't decide who's going to pay for the drinks?! |
1.2881 |
0.05529 |
118 |
93 |
16 |
9 |
1161 |
One of you has to go, you decide. |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
1162 |
This time I’m not serving until I know who’s paying - settle it amongst yourselves! |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
1163 |
Either choose or get out |
1.2879 |
0.04990 |
132 |
102 |
22 |
8 |
1164 |
Listen up, you guys. I'm sick of your games. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1165 |
Stone, sheet, shear. Wine or beer? |
1.2872 |
0.06527 |
94 |
76 |
9 |
9 |
1166 |
On the rocks only. No fancy paper, scissors, or umbrella drinks, okay? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1167 |
I'm warning you guys. I'm in no mood for your games! |
1.2872 |
0.06527 |
94 |
76 |
9 |
9 |
1168 |
No, best of three does NOT get drinks on the house. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
1169 |
Who's first in the queue? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1170 |
Ok, which one's the priest? |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
1171 |
Stop playing games and order. I ain’t got all day! |
1.2871 |
0.05328 |
101 |
76 |
21 |
4 |
1172 |
Okay, everyone orders on the count of three. |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1173 |
let me guess, you don't know whose tab it's gonna be on yet |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1174 |
So, you’re gonna have to decide who’s going first…. |
1.2871 |
0.05139 |
101 |
75 |
23 |
3 |
1175 |
Where is fire? |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
1176 |
If you guys can’t figure it out for yourselves, I’m going flip a coin to decide who’s paying… That’s right, I said it. |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1177 |
Listen! You're gonna somehow hafta figure out who's paying before you get a drink from me! |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1178 |
You’re going to have to figure out a way to determine which of you is the priest in this joke. |
1.2870 |
0.05891 |
108 |
86 |
13 |
9 |
1179 |
Can’t make up your mind? |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1180 |
Look, I don’t care who orders first and it’s not up to me to decide! |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
1181 |
All right, who's ordering first today? |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
1182 |
Any idea who goes first? |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
1183 |
Boys, we've been at this all night. I don't care how you decide, but someone has to pay the bill! |
1.2857 |
0.04818 |
112 |
83 |
26 |
3 |
1184 |
A rock, a paper, and a scissor walk into a bar... What is this, a joke? |
1.2857 |
0.05618 |
98 |
75 |
18 |
5 |
1185 |
I know who covers who, but who is covering this tab?! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1186 |
All right, who’s first? |
1.2857 |
0.05802 |
98 |
76 |
16 |
6 |
1187 |
When will you guys learn that life is not a competition? |
1.2857 |
0.05618 |
98 |
75 |
18 |
5 |
1188 |
We closed an hour ago and you losers still haven't paid your tab. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1189 |
Who’s getting the next round? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1190 |
Is this supposed to be a joke? |
1.2857 |
0.05802 |
98 |
76 |
16 |
6 |
1191 |
No, your dispute resolution group can't meet in our pool room. |
1.2857 |
0.05802 |
98 |
76 |
16 |
6 |
1192 |
Stop playing games and just ORDER! |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1193 |
Yeah,you rock,and your friend can't cut it. Now who's going to cover this tab? |
1.2857 |
0.04982 |
112 |
84 |
24 |
4 |
1194 |
Let me guess, on the rocks? |
1.2857 |
0.05230 |
98 |
73 |
22 |
3 |
1195 |
Sorry boys, you’re all out of luck. We only serve odds and evens here. |
1.2857 |
0.05191 |
105 |
79 |
22 |
4 |
1196 |
Surprise me. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1197 |
Guys! Promise me, no fighting |
1.2857 |
0.05025 |
98 |
72 |
24 |
2 |
1198 |
Cash beats all of you. |
1.2857 |
0.05021 |
126 |
97 |
22 |
7 |
1199 |
No way. You pay cash like everyone else. |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
1200 |
Are we going to have to do this every damn round? |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
1201 |
Who's the designated driver tonight? |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
1202 |
Owner beats all three of you. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
1203 |
Let me guess: whiskey rocks, dry white wine, and a screwdriver? |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
1204 |
I want to know UP FRONT who is going to pay. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
1205 |
Decided yet? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1206 |
C'mon guys ... one of you has to go first. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1207 |
Who's paying tonight! |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1208 |
Which is it - your drink on the rocks or the drinks on the rock? |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
1209 |
OK, let’s settle this before I start pouring. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1210 |
Stop asking customers if they want to play your little game |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1211 |
No playing games... who's paying !? |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1212 |
Figure out a way to find who's gonna pay the tab, and soon. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1213 |
Is this some kind of game ? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1214 |
Look, if you guys can’t decide what to order, just flip a coin already. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
1215 |
I'm sure you three can figure out some way of deciding who gets the tab. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
1216 |
I’m not falling for this again. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1217 |
Who's paying for this round? |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1218 |
Look, I don't care who beats who in your weird power struggle, just decide already before the lunch rush hits. |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1219 |
We've reached an impasse. |
1.2841 |
0.05587 |
88 |
66 |
19 |
3 |
1220 |
I’m not into playing your games… its cash only! |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
1221 |
Are you guys going to order, or are you just playing games? |
1.2832 |
0.05402 |
113 |
88 |
18 |
7 |
1222 |
Odd and Even are waiting for you in the alley out back |
1.2832 |
0.04614 |
113 |
83 |
28 |
2 |
1223 |
Before I serve you, decide first who is buying the round. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1224 |
I don't care how you settle it, somebody owes me 56 bucks! |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1225 |
No,I don't want to guess who's paying just give me your order. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1226 |
Before we start with the orders, let's figure out who's picking up the tab. |
1.2828 |
0.05185 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
1227 |
Sorry, this is checkers night. |
1.2828 |
0.05750 |
99 |
77 |
16 |
6 |
1228 |
No drinks before you decide who’s paying! |
1.2828 |
0.05380 |
99 |
75 |
20 |
4 |
1229 |
You guys are going to have to decide among yourselves how you want to pay |
1.2828 |
0.05750 |
99 |
77 |
16 |
6 |
1230 |
Let me guess,winner is supposed to pay? |
1.2828 |
0.05568 |
99 |
76 |
18 |
5 |
1231 |
I don't care how you decide, someone's paying for it |
1.2828 |
0.05750 |
99 |
77 |
16 |
6 |
1232 |
No pockets, no service. |
1.2828 |
0.05927 |
99 |
78 |
14 |
7 |
1233 |
...and Tab beats all." |
1.2828 |
0.05185 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
1234 |
The first rule about Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. |
1.2828 |
0.04771 |
99 |
72 |
26 |
1 |
1235 |
Ok, but you guys will have to figure out who's paying. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1236 |
If you guys don’t stop fighting in my place, you’ll find out who wins! |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1237 |
For the last time, I don't want to play. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1238 |
How ‘bout I just serve you all the same thing at the same time?! |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1239 |
I'd flip a coin. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1240 |
OK, so: Paper Plane, rocks, cut with seltzer. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1241 |
This time you each pay your own tab. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1242 |
I don't give a damn who wins, you still have to pay for your sandwiches. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
1243 |
One more “two-out-of-three” out of you and you’ll never drink here again! Now, PAY UP! |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
1244 |
I know, I know you like yours on the rocks, you would like a paper plane, and you…. A Bloody Mary. I’m good at reading people |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
1245 |
We don't do separate checks, so find a way to figure it out. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
1246 |
I care about you covering the tab, not the rock. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
1247 |
The bouncer is a sledgehammer |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
1248 |
So you three 'just happened to' walk into my bar, at the same time ... by chance? |
1.2818 |
0.04855 |
110 |
82 |
25 |
3 |
1249 |
I don't care if you're the king, the queen and the rook. I ain't serving ya 'til I see some ID. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1250 |
No, I can't decide for you |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
1251 |
And I'm supposed to guess the punchline? |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1252 |
Let’s talk politics |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
1253 |
I swear to God, if you guys can’t decide, I’m pulling out the straws. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1254 |
I have to cut you off because you're stoned and wasted. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1255 |
So none of you have a wallet? |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1256 |
Who’s going first? |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1257 |
How are you going to figure out who pays? |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1258 |
This isn't a game bar. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1259 |
Nobody's beating ANYBODY in my bar! |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1260 |
You're paying, Paper. No, no 3 out of 5!! |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1261 |
OK, make it two out of three. But we’re not playing any more games after that! |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1262 |
Magic 8 Ball says pick a drink already! |
1.2812 |
0.05482 |
96 |
73 |
19 |
4 |
1263 |
« Our specials are pebble stew, notepad lasagna and split pea soup… » |
1.2812 |
0.05278 |
96 |
72 |
21 |
3 |
1264 |
The problem is you guys always think you're better than each other. |
1.2812 |
0.05482 |
96 |
73 |
19 |
4 |
1265 |
Look, guys, I ain't playing your game for free drinks. |
1.2812 |
0.05868 |
96 |
75 |
15 |
6 |
1266 |
I knew you were in on it together. You know how many minutes of my life I wasted on you? |
1.2812 |
0.05678 |
96 |
74 |
17 |
5 |
1267 |
No games tonight.
I need to know who’s paying right now. |
1.2810 |
0.04727 |
121 |
91 |
26 |
4 |
1268 |
OK, three outta five’s enough! Who’s payin’ for those drinks? |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1269 |
Yeah, but can any of you beat an egg? |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1270 |
Look, guys, I didn't make the rules. I just work here. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1271 |
Ok,but who covers the tab? |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
1272 |
Who is covering the tab? |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1273 |
This round is on the rock. |
1.2804 |
0.04750 |
107 |
79 |
26 |
2 |
1274 |
What's the matter paper? Not feeling so tough any more since the new guy showed up? |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1275 |
You can't make me play THAT game! |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1276 |
I make all the decision’s here. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1277 |
Why don't you guys just settle this once and for all. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1278 |
Look, I just need to know if you want ice... I didn't mean to start a whole thing. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1279 |
Why don't you fellas just flip a coin? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1280 |
OK now, which of you guys goes first? |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
1281 |
When you guys reach a decision, let me know. |
1.2796 |
0.05154 |
93 |
69 |
22 |
2 |
1282 |
This argument has gone on too long... Just split the bill 3 ways. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
1283 |
For once, why don't you guys go in alphabetical order? |
1.2796 |
0.06185 |
93 |
74 |
12 |
7 |
1284 |
I just threw the Tic-Tac-Toe guys out, so watch it! |
1.2793 |
0.05456 |
111 |
87 |
17 |
7 |
1285 |
I don't have all day, decide who is going to pay! |
1.2793 |
0.05604 |
111 |
88 |
15 |
8 |
1286 |
so, who calls the shots here? |
1.2793 |
0.05303 |
111 |
86 |
19 |
6 |
1287 |
Hey, get lost. We settle things here with fist fights. |
1.2791 |
0.05883 |
86 |
66 |
16 |
4 |
1288 |
My favorite threesome, who is going to be the dominant top tonight?! |
1.2791 |
0.05646 |
86 |
65 |
18 |
3 |
1289 |
Only one of you is paying? Flip a coin. |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1290 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but one of you is paying this tab! |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1291 |
Do I look like a man who enjoys a zero sum game? |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1292 |
A rock, paper, and scissors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Who's going to pay?" . The rock says, " We'll draw a straw for it." |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1293 |
One, two, three... |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1294 |
Before I pour, you three decide who is paying. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1295 |
Which one of you characters is paying? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1296 |
There's an app for that. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1297 |
At least I know it will be easy for you to decide who will pay the bill. |
1.2787 |
0.04694 |
122 |
92 |
26 |
4 |
1298 |
So who's paying for this? |
1.2784 |
0.05231 |
97 |
73 |
21 |
3 |
1299 |
Tell you what, if you can show me some hands, your drinks are on me. |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
1300 |
There's gonna be a cover charge, for you only, Paper! |
1.2784 |
0.05627 |
97 |
75 |
17 |
5 |
1301 |
Sorry, we can’t split checks more than two ways. You’ll have to work something out amongst yourselves. |
1.2784 |
0.05231 |
97 |
73 |
21 |
3 |
1302 |
You guys rock, but you better cut it out cause my patience is paper thin! |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
1303 |
No game theory, only cash. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
1304 |
I don't care who you say you are. No ID, no booze. |
1.2783 |
0.04870 |
115 |
87 |
24 |
4 |
1305 |
Why don't I just choose for you? |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1306 |
Figure it out. One of you has to pay. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1307 |
You're not half as much fun as the priest, the minister and the rabbi. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1308 |
So, let me get this straight. Scissors cuts paper, rock smashes scissors, and paper covers the tab. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1309 |
Get stoned? Cover it up? Cut out? You some kinda grunge band? |
1.2778 |
0.05556 |
108 |
85 |
16 |
7 |
1310 |
On the count of three,one of you better choose! |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1311 |
I don’t care how you decide, who’s going to order first. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
1312 |
Sorry, we don’t serve anachronisms here. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1313 |
One more fight about who gets to order first and I’m kicking all three of you out! |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1314 |
Before we start, let's decide who will pay. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1315 |
So, how did you guys decide to come here tonight ??? |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1316 |
Is this all some kind of game to you? |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1317 |
I'm not gonna cut you any slack, so wrap it up guys or you'll get tossed. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1318 |
All right guys, stop playing games and decide what you’re gonna drink |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1319 |
Religion, politics, and social justice walk into a bar .... |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1320 |
You guys get nothing! Last time paper guy said he’d cover rock but then claims he’s light, rock gets so drunk he slams scissors and I’m stuck with short register at end of shift. |
1.2768 |
0.05559 |
112 |
89 |
15 |
8 |
1321 |
Look, if you're going to fight about who pays, just take it outside, ok? |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
1322 |
Rock drew the small straw. Drinks are on the rock? |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
1323 |
Rock, Paper and Scissors walk into a bar? What is this,
a Joke! |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1324 |
If you guys can’t get along, I’ll have to ask you to leave. |
1.2766 |
0.05327 |
94 |
71 |
20 |
3 |
1325 |
And now I find out that after all this time your friends. What a scam! |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1326 |
No, I am not 'splitting the tab.' One check!
And, I don't care how you decide who pays! |
1.2766 |
0.05538 |
94 |
72 |
18 |
4 |
1327 |
Look, one of you needs to start a tab, just decide who. |
1.2762 |
0.04972 |
105 |
79 |
23 |
3 |
1328 |
One whiskey on the rocks, one Paper Plane cocktail ... and what will cut it for you, sir? |
1.2762 |
0.05661 |
105 |
83 |
15 |
7 |
1329 |
Ok, before I serve ya, which of you guys is paying the tab? |
1.2762 |
0.05820 |
105 |
84 |
13 |
8 |
1330 |
We want no trouble here, fellas |
1.2762 |
0.05327 |
105 |
81 |
19 |
5 |
1331 |
I"ll cover you next round |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
1332 |
What will it be? ‘Separate checks’ once again? |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
1333 |
I flipped the coin, you lost, now get out of my dream! |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
1334 |
Why does it always have to be a competition with you guys? |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1335 |
You guys just missed Eenie Meenie Minee and Mo. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1336 |
Tonight Paper is caught between a rock and a sharp place. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1337 |
Make up your minds already and place your orders! |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1338 |
you guys settle It yourselves, then order |
1.2755 |
0.04979 |
98 |
73 |
23 |
2 |
1339 |
That means no more drinks "on the rocks" for either of you. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1340 |
I don't care who started it, I don't care who beat who... |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1341 |
This time you decide who pays up BEFORE I serve you |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1342 |
Just you three or are we waiting for Shoot? |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1343 |
Either you each order a drink, or take it outside" |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1344 |
On the rocks, clean, cut it. |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1345 |
We’ve only got one left. How do you guys want to decide? |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1346 |
You guys never agree on anything. |
1.2750 |
0.05288 |
120 |
95 |
17 |
8 |
1347 |
I don't care how you decide. Who is paying the tab? |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1348 |
And Paper, for once, is tired of covering Rock. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1349 |
Shoot...Not these tools again. |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1350 |
What do I care who pays? Work it out yourselves! |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1351 |
I am NOT playing 2 out of 3 for the check. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1352 |
So who's paying the tab |
1.2745 |
0.05054 |
102 |
77 |
22 |
3 |
1353 |
Just flip a damn coin. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1354 |
Alright, who's turn is it? |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1355 |
OK. That’s it. You three get out. Im tired of listening to your constant bickering about who can beat who. |
1.2745 |
0.05771 |
102 |
81 |
14 |
7 |
1356 |
I not in the mood for games, gentlemen. Who’s paying? |
1.2745 |
0.05937 |
102 |
82 |
12 |
8 |
1357 |
How you gonna decide who pays? |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
1358 |
I'll give you a moment to work out who's paying. |
1.2745 |
0.05937 |
102 |
82 |
12 |
8 |
1359 |
Well, if it isn’t the decision makers. |
1.2745 |
0.06098 |
102 |
83 |
10 |
9 |
1360 |
I think we all know who’s getting cutoff! |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
1361 |
O.K. How are you going to figure out who picks up the tab? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1362 |
Nice try, but I'm not playing. You want three beers, you pay for three beers. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1363 |
Ok, now how are you guys going to decide who places the takeout order? |
1.2738 |
0.05179 |
84 |
62 |
21 |
1 |
1364 |
If you guys want drinks, It's pay, not play. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1365 |
What makes you think I care who gets to order first? |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1366 |
All I care about is who’s paying. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1367 |
On the count of three I'm throwing one of you out. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1368 |
Geez!! I don't have all day! Just make up your minds!!! |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1369 |
Is "on the rocks" too boring? |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1370 |
How many times do I have to tell you? Tuesday is Trivia Night, and Wednesday night is Karaoke. You guys need to be back here on Thursday night. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1371 |
You're friends,so enough talk about cutting,crushing and smothering, |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1372 |
Look, damn it. One of you is going to have to go first! |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1373 |
Everyone's surprised that we're great friends when we're off the clock. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1374 |
When will you kids learn, life is not a game! |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1375 |
No, one tab is fine…we’ll sort it out. |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1376 |
I don't care how you decide, but somebody's gotta pay. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1377 |
Take a hike,boys. It's darts or nothing in this establishment. |
1.2736 |
0.04746 |
106 |
79 |
25 |
2 |
1378 |
Look, somebody's got to order first. Why not just flip a coin? |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1379 |
Frankly I don't care who pays. |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
1380 |
If you guys can't make a choice I'm gonna call Ennie-Meanie! |
1.2735 |
0.05645 |
117 |
95 |
12 |
10 |
1381 |
I'm not choosing who's paying. You'll have to battle it out amongst yourselves. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1382 |
Let’s agree on who’s paying the tab before the drinks start flowing, shall we? |
1.2727 |
0.05616 |
110 |
88 |
14 |
8 |
1383 |
No. Just pay for your drinks. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1384 |
Ok, let’s roll the dice. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1385 |
You have to decide who goes first. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1386 |
Beer, whiskey or wine, can't you make a decision? |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1387 |
Yeah, yeah! Rock, Paper, & Scissors walks into a bar! Remember, no cutting, covering or breaking, if you know what’s good for ya! |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1388 |
Am I going to have to separate you 3 again?! |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1389 |
I’m not here to settle arguments! I just serve food |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1390 |
Work it out among yourselves. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1391 |
I could take you all out with a screwdriver! |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1392 |
Enough already! Just figure out who gets the bill. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1393 |
Is this some sort of joke? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1394 |
I don't wait for anything longer than Best out of 5 |
1.2727 |
0.04936 |
99 |
74 |
23 |
2 |
1395 |
No,I don’t want to go two out of three! |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
1396 |
How do you decide who pays the bill? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1397 |
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. You don't even have hands!" |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1398 |
You guys decide who goes first. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1399 |
Lemme guess three Shirley Temples on the rocks? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1400 |
So you think my job is a game, do you? |
1.2727 |
0.05151 |
110 |
85 |
20 |
5 |
1401 |
OMG shut up, just split it three ways! |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
1402 |
Why won’t I serve you? Because 2/3 of the time, you can’t cover the tab! |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
1403 |
You wanna be called Rochambeau, you can go to a wine bar. Around here, you're Rock, Paper, Scissors. |
1.2719 |
0.05749 |
114 |
93 |
11 |
10 |
1404 |
Ok so how do you 3 want to decide which one of you is paying? |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
1405 |
Last call. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1406 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but the tab needs to be paid. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1407 |
Look, the last time you came in here wanting paper on the rocks, you got cut up pretty bad. |
1.2718 |
0.05012 |
103 |
78 |
22 |
3 |
1408 |
A valid ID beats everything. Go away! |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1409 |
Enough of your silly games! |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1410 |
No, I do not know how to make a Rochambeau. What’s in it? |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1411 |
No, we don't serve scissors or paper. What do you want on the rocks? |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1412 |
Hey Rochambeau, no one’s getting covered, cut, or beat tonight. Got it? |
1.2718 |
0.05198 |
103 |
79 |
20 |
4 |
1413 |
No we don’t cut our drinks. No we don’t let you get 3 sheets to the wind. Yes we do have rocks. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1414 |
What'l it be-- a coin flip or eeny, meeny, miny, moe? |
1.2717 |
0.05150 |
92 |
69 |
21 |
2 |
1415 |
What is this, some type of set-up for a bad “walks into a bar” joke? |
1.2717 |
0.05377 |
92 |
70 |
19 |
3 |
1416 |
What is this,a joke? |
1.2717 |
0.05804 |
92 |
72 |
15 |
5 |
1417 |
You think you can handle an Eeny Meeny Miny Mo? |
1.2717 |
0.05377 |
92 |
70 |
19 |
3 |
1418 |
No games.
No gambling.
No drinks. |
1.2717 |
0.05804 |
92 |
72 |
15 |
5 |
1419 |
Come on, one at a time! You can't all go first! |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1420 |
Rough game? |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1421 |
Who wants to try to beat a Louisville Slugger? |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1422 |
Can't you three get girlfriends? |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1423 |
We've switched to paper straws, they're not as strong as you guys make out. |
1.2717 |
0.05377 |
92 |
70 |
19 |
3 |
1424 |
You’re all cut off. Hand just left. |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1425 |
Uh-uh, you'll each take a turn buyin' a round 'cause things ain't gettin' outta hand like last time! |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
1426 |
I said order on 3 not 1,2,3 then order! |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1427 |
So who won, I don't have all day! |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1428 |
How do you plan on settling the bill? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Sorry, Scissors, Paper is only covering Rock's tab. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1430 |
All together or separate checks? |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1431 |
I don’t care how you figure it out - somebody’s got to pay! |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1432 |
You guys decide between yourselves. |
1.2708 |
0.06012 |
96 |
77 |
12 |
7 |
1433 |
I don’t care how you decide who’s paying, just decide! |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1434 |
Look, no more playing games, one of you needs to pay the bill! |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
1435 |
There has to be some way for you guys to figure out who’s paying the tab |
1.2708 |
0.05635 |
96 |
75 |
16 |
5 |
1436 |
okay you guys, take it outside. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1437 |
I can’t put it on three credit cards! You need to decide
Which one of you is paying the bill! |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1438 |
What do you mean you can't decide who pays the tab? |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1439 |
Uh, who's pickin up the tab? |
1.2708 |
0.05635 |
96 |
75 |
16 |
5 |
1440 |
Jesus, it never ends with you three. |
1.2708 |
0.05826 |
96 |
76 |
14 |
6 |
1441 |
you sure you want beers? I took you as a shooters kinda group |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
1442 |
I'm not going to guess your order! |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1443 |
NO just pay for it ! |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1444 |
I would not have predicted the same designated driver three nights in a row. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1445 |
What’ll ya have? Shoot! |
1.2706 |
0.05128 |
85 |
63 |
21 |
1 |
1446 |
So have you guys worked out who's picking up the tab yet? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1447 |
For the last time, we don’t allow drinking games! |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1448 |
I know you were well known before I was born but I still need and ID. |
1.2703 |
0.05571 |
111 |
89 |
14 |
8 |
1449 |
Why don’t I just pick a drink for you instead? |
1.2703 |
0.05571 |
111 |
89 |
14 |
8 |
1450 |
I can't wait all day... One of you has to go first! |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
1451 |
Separate tickets? |
1.2700 |
0.05291 |
100 |
77 |
19 |
4 |
1452 |
No way, fellas, I’m not falling for that again. Separate tabs this time. |
1.2700 |
0.06172 |
100 |
82 |
9 |
9 |
1453 |
Why don’t you bozos just flip a coin and make a decision? |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
1454 |
It's just "Moe's". "Eeny, Meeny, Miney Moe's" is down the block. |
1.2700 |
0.05291 |
100 |
77 |
19 |
4 |
1455 |
Who goes first? |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1456 |
Sorry, no idea how to make a "paper cut on the rocks"! |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1457 |
No...I won't make a fist. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1458 |
Meeny, Miney, Moe and out you all go! |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1459 |
You know gambling's not allowed, right? |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1460 |
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! But who's going to pay? |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1461 |
When I was your age, we flipped a coin! |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1462 |
I’m glad you’re here - table 6 needs your help settling their dispute. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1463 |
So…. Who’s calling the shots? |
1.2697 |
0.04993 |
89 |
66 |
22 |
1 |
1464 |
whoever wins, pays |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1465 |
This better be separate checks! |
1.2696 |
0.04990 |
115 |
89 |
21 |
5 |
1466 |
Say, just what kind of a game are you three tryin' to play here? |
1.2696 |
0.04990 |
115 |
89 |
21 |
5 |
1467 |
What do you mean you don't know how to choose the designated driver? |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1468 |
I don’t care who settles the tab, but no games alright? |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1469 |
You decide what you want yet? |
1.2688 |
0.05327 |
93 |
71 |
19 |
3 |
1470 |
Jeepers, why can't you three just be a rabbi, a priest and a minister? |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1471 |
Oh come on now! Someone has to order first. |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1472 |
Make a decision, who’s buying?! |
1.2688 |
0.04868 |
93 |
69 |
23 |
1 |
1473 |
If you don't settle this in two out of three, you each pay double. |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1474 |
Rules, schmules. Somebody here is picking up the tab. |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1475 |
I'm going to flip a coin. |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1476 |
You all look like losers to me! |
1.2688 |
0.05103 |
93 |
70 |
21 |
2 |
1477 |
I will not hold out my hand. |
1.2685 |
0.04671 |
108 |
81 |
25 |
2 |
1478 |
Seen this scheme before, I need to know who is paying before I take your orders. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1479 |
I assume all drinks are on the rocks… |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1480 |
So…how we gonna decide who’s paying for the drinks tonight? |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
1481 |
Hammered beats all. You're cut off! |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
1482 |
So you’re saying a drink on a napkin, beats one with ice? |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
1483 |
I'll say it one more time: if you're not going to show me your ID you're not getting anything |
1.2683 |
0.06732 |
82 |
67 |
8 |
7 |
1484 |
Alright you guys need to leave. Arbitrary decision making is what led me to this crappy job in the first place. |
1.2683 |
0.06732 |
82 |
67 |
8 |
7 |
1485 |
Well someone's gotta pay the tab and I don't care how you decide. Flip a coin or something! |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
1486 |
Okay you three. I know your type and we don’t need your fun and games here. |
1.2683 |
0.05220 |
82 |
61 |
20 |
1 |
1487 |
Loser pays for the next round |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
1488 |
See... None of you can beat alcoholism. |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1489 |
Still can't decide who's paying? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1490 |
Alright. Which of you is buying this time? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1491 |
Frankly, I don't care who won or lost, before I serve you tell me first who is paying today. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1492 |
You can't all order at once! Find a way to choose amongst yourselves. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1493 |
Bet you guys will busy come November. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1494 |
Well I have two fists that can beat all of you. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1495 |
How are you going to decide who pays the tab? |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1496 |
This is complicated. You guys tell me who is next. |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1497 |
Let me guess. Shooters? |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1498 |
You guys take forever to make up your minds. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1499 |
Nobody's beating anybody, are we clear? |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1500 |
ok gentlemen, whos next? |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1501 |
This is your last warning. If I see you throwing hands in here again, I'm kicking you out. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1502 |
‘Lemon’. ‘Ice’. ‘Tea’. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1503 |
Why the hell should I decide for you? |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
1504 |
No, I will not accept best two-out-three . . . one of you needs to pay up now! |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
1505 |
Now, are you ordering on 3 or is it 1-2-3-ORDER? |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
1506 |
So three mediators walk into a bar... |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1507 |
And bartender beats you all if you start any trouble. |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1508 |
Let’s see, who should I serve first? |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
1509 |
I don't care who covers who, one of you's gotta cover the tab |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
1510 |
Well I’ll beat all of you if you get out of hand. |
1.2673 |
0.05052 |
101 |
77 |
21 |
3 |
1511 |
Take it outside |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1512 |
You'd better take it outside. |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
1513 |
Sure... You got IDs? |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1514 |
No, I will not play it again. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1515 |
Listen buds, I am only here to take your orders. I have no idea whether your iconic pull is greater than a plastic doll made in the 1950’s. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1516 |
Which one of you is going to settle your tab? |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
1517 |
You three start with each other and I'm tossing all of ya!! |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1518 |
OK, Rock, you're covered by Paper, but you need to pay up, Scissors. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1519 |
QUIT PLAYING AROUND, AND PAY FOR YOUR DRINKS |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1520 |
No service until I know who's paying! |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1521 |
Well, someone better cover the tab. I'm looking at you, Paper. |
1.2667 |
0.05653 |
90 |
70 |
16 |
4 |
1522 |
Hey, so is this some kinda joke? |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1523 |
I don’t know who was first. Decide amongst yourselves. |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
1524 |
Why don’t you boys just flip a coin for who has the next round? |
1.2661 |
0.04988 |
109 |
84 |
21 |
4 |
1525 |
You gotta tell me up front who’s gonna pay for the drinks! |
1.2661 |
0.05317 |
109 |
86 |
17 |
6 |
1526 |
I don’t care about your stupid rules, if you want service you gotta take a number. |
1.2660 |
0.06623 |
94 |
79 |
5 |
10 |
1527 |
Paper-tell scissors we don’t serve rocks. |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1528 |
Look friend, you're an easy read but your stoner and cut-up friends aren't welcome here. |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1529 |
Please, not all at the same time! |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1530 |
I don't care who goes first. All we got is hash. |
1.2660 |
0.06083 |
94 |
76 |
11 |
7 |
1531 |
Thinking out of the box here, why don't you just split the tab. |
1.2660 |
0.06083 |
94 |
76 |
11 |
7 |
1532 |
I'm not playing any games just pay your tab! |
1.2660 |
0.05695 |
94 |
74 |
15 |
5 |
1533 |
Ok I’ll decide who orders first. Eeney meeny… |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1534 |
Interesting. But who covers tab? |
1.2655 |
0.04872 |
113 |
87 |
22 |
4 |
1535 |
Decide who's paying yet? |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1536 |
I only have enough Cutty Sark whiskey for one person. You guys decide which. |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
1537 |
I don't care if you are three billion years old. I'm still gonna need to see some ID. |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
1538 |
One of us is also a priest |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1539 |
Ok. How will we decide? |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1540 |
"What do you mean you can't decide who pays? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1541 |
Have you decided what you're having? |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1542 |
Which one of you is Bo? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1543 |
I don't care who's first. The sign says, 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1544 |
How the hell do you beat rock? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1545 |
Well someone is going to have to pay, so figure it out amongst yourselves. |
1.2650 |
0.04763 |
117 |
90 |
23 |
4 |
1546 |
We don't play games here... Cash only! |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1547 |
No,I won't pick for you. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1548 |
Trust me, the difficulties in today's world will not be settled by the contest you three propose. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1549 |
Will you guys cut it out. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1550 |
I'll GIVE you the beers if you agree on what kind! Or is that too hard for your lot? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1551 |
Sounds interesting -- but there's got to be a better name than 'Stone, Document, Shears'. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1552 |
You all need to show an I.D. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1553 |
I am not getting sucked into any of your games. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1554 |
How do I know? You decide. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1555 |
Listen, we can’t have anymore bar fights fellas! |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1556 |
what the fuck?? |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1557 |
Paper covers Rock doesn't mean he has to buy all your drinks! |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
1558 |
Enough! Let's just flip a damn coin! |
1.2642 |
0.05735 |
106 |
86 |
12 |
8 |
1559 |
Yeah, and which of you is going to cover the bill? |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1560 |
Look, someone has to pay eventually. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1561 |
So what’s the punchline? |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
1562 |
Rock, paper, scissors...ID! |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
1563 |
Paper! Rock! Scissors! Shoot, I haven't seen you guys in years!" |
1.2637 |
0.06218 |
91 |
74 |
10 |
7 |
1564 |
If you guys want a drink, you each gotta pay up front! |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
1565 |
I don’t care which one of you orders! Make up your mind! |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1566 |
Just make up your minds who’s going to give me a credit card! |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1567 |
I don't want any of your games in here. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1568 |
Enough with the games....SOMEONE has to pay the bill. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1569 |
I get that paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, and scissors cuts paper. All I want to know is, which of you is paying? |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1570 |
We usually flip a coin to decide who pays |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1571 |
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer? |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1572 |
If you order another paper plane on the rocks you'll be cut off. |
1.2632 |
0.06025 |
95 |
77 |
11 |
7 |
1573 |
That right? Your buddy here says you got him covered. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1574 |
You all owe the cover charge, not just Rock. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1575 |
Loser pays the tab? |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1576 |
Well, I guess you could flip a coin |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1577 |
So the bad news is, we only have 2 cans left |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1578 |
Can't you guys just figure out a way to decide who is going to pay for the drinks? |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1579 |
Listen, I just kicked out Eeny, Meeny, Miny & Moe. They tried to bring a tiger in here. And for the 100th time, we don't accept Groupon! |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
1580 |
We’ll SOMEone is paying for these drinks! |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
1581 |
That's not how it works. YOU have to choose! |
1.2626 |
0.05094 |
99 |
76 |
20 |
3 |
1582 |
Cant you decide for once! |
1.2626 |
0.05847 |
99 |
80 |
12 |
7 |
1583 |
Just make a decision! |
1.2626 |
0.04887 |
99 |
75 |
22 |
2 |
1584 |
Don't play games with me, fellas. |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
1585 |
Fire, fire beats everything.... |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
1586 |
Who’s the new skinny guy?” “Beats me,” said the rock |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
1587 |
Lunch’s on me! |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1588 |
Ok I gotta ask- whose getting lucky tonight? |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1589 |
No. You pay the whole tab, not the best out of three. |
1.2623 |
0.04478 |
122 |
93 |
26 |
3 |
1590 |
I don't serve people who run with scissors! |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1591 |
No service until you decide who's paying! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1592 |
Listen, you three are gonna have to figure out some way to settle this tab! |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1593 |
You gonna order or are you waiting for Trump to tell you what you want? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1594 |
I don’t care who beats who, I just want to know who’s taking the tab. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1595 |
Sure,but who will cover the tab? |
1.2619 |
0.06135 |
84 |
67 |
12 |
5 |
1596 |
Can't you all agree on anything? |
1.2619 |
0.06135 |
84 |
67 |
12 |
5 |
1597 |
You don’t know what you want, you don’t know who’s gonna pay - can’t you guys decide on anything? |
1.2619 |
0.05896 |
84 |
66 |
14 |
4 |
1598 |
I’m glad you’ve finally settled your differences but you still owe me 3 grand in damages. |
1.2619 |
0.05896 |
84 |
66 |
14 |
4 |
1599 |
Another round, fellas? |
1.2617 |
0.05529 |
107 |
86 |
14 |
7 |
1600 |
SPR Combo coming right up ! . |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
1601 |
'As a matter of fact, I am familiar with your work.' |
1.2617 |
0.05529 |
107 |
86 |
14 |
7 |
1602 |
Don't threaten me with your games! |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1603 |
I don't care who can beat who. Take your fight outside! |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1604 |
How could you expect me to decide? |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1605 |
So, fess up you chumps...which one of you ran away with the spoon?? |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1606 |
We're not going through this again - no more drinks. It'll be closing time before you decide. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1607 |
Alright, how you fellas deciding who's gonna pay? |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1608 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're all winners, 3 papercuts on the rocks coming up! |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1609 |
Let me get this straight… Rock thinks Scissor is smashed, Paper wants to cover Rock’s tab, Scissor thinks Paper should be cut-off. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1610 |
For the last time, I have no interest in joining your three-way. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1611 |
And that’s how you decide what beer to drink?.. morons |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1612 |
Hey you two. I told you, no more drinks if I catch you running around again with Scissors. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
1613 |
One of you has to make a decision. |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
1614 |
You guys want a drink or are you just here to play games? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1615 |
No shirt, no shoes, no service. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1616 |
I told you, if you don’t have ID you can’t drink, besides how are you going to hold a glass!! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1617 |
Okay you losers, you each get three choices before I toss you out. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1618 |
"Damn it Paper, you said you'd cover it." |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1619 |
Cash up front...no more games! |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
1620 |
Well, shoot, if it isn’t you three again. |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
1621 |
Losers buying 😂 |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1622 |
Look, I don’t want any trouble. Odds and even just left. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1623 |
I DONT CARE WHO IT IS, THIS TAB’S GOTTA BE PAID! |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1624 |
So Paper covers Rock then? |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1625 |
Will this all be on one check? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1626 |
I don't care how you choose, but someone has to pay the tab |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1627 |
What are the odds?” |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1628 |
It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1629 |
Loser buys? |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1630 |
Don't tell me you can't make up your mind |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1631 |
Look, ‘on the rocks’ is bar talk. I wasn’t talking trash about your little friend there. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1632 |
What are you looking for - a handout? |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1633 |
No, I do not want to play! |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
1634 |
No, I'm not Samuel Beckett. |
1.2597 |
0.05963 |
77 |
60 |
14 |
3 |
1635 |
What do you mean I choose |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1636 |
You want to draw straws for the tab? |
1.2596 |
0.05955 |
104 |
86 |
9 |
9 |
1637 |
I cannot help you make this decision. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1638 |
So: who is gonna pay? |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1639 |
I'm not playing your little games. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1640 |
is it all on the rocks? |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1641 |
So, you think you can settle the bar fight? |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1642 |
You guys look like trouble. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1643 |
I hate it when this happens! |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1644 |
You guys better not be a priest, a rabbi and a minister settling who’s right!!! |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1645 |
SO who is going to buy? |
1.2593 |
0.04810 |
108 |
83 |
22 |
3 |
1646 |
I don't care how you decide who pays for your drinks. Just show me the money! |
1.2593 |
0.05323 |
108 |
86 |
16 |
6 |
1647 |
You have to pay before I serve you. There is not going to be a contest to see who pays. |
1.2589 |
0.04871 |
112 |
87 |
21 |
4 |
1648 |
I don't want any trouble here. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1649 |
Swell. No plastic. |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1650 |
No separate bills. One tab, figure it out. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1651 |
I don't care who decides! |
1.2588 |
0.05063 |
85 |
64 |
20 |
1 |
1652 |
Work it out, who's paying? |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1653 |
Bartender beats all of ya. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1654 |
I'll bring your order when you figure out who is paying. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
1655 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
1656 |
What’s wrong with 3 separate tabs? |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
1657 |
Get in line. The scissor was here first. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
1658 |
What I say is closing time beats all three of you. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
1659 |
Frankly, I don't care how you settle the bar tab. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
1660 |
Now there'll be no scuffles while y'all figure out whose picking up the tab! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1661 |
I just assumed you were ordering together. |
1.2584 |
0.06297 |
89 |
73 |
9 |
7 |
1662 |
No hands, no service! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1663 |
You just missed your friends Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moe. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1664 |
No silly games this time! |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
1665 |
Sorry...no separate checks... |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
1666 |
So, who gets stuck with the bill? |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
1667 |
Youse guys need to know that this is a no shooting establishment. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1668 |
Before I pour a drop, I wanna know who’s paying! |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1669 |
No one’s getting served til I know who’s covering! |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
1670 |
Bartender throws out rock
Bartender cuts off paper
Bartender calls cab for sizzors |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
1671 |
🎶Sometimes you wanna go…where everybody knows your game.🎶 |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
1672 |
So y’all finally called a truce? |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
1673 |
Yeah, my name’s Shoot, what of it? |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
1674 |
Sorry, guys, I’m cutting Scissors off. Problem is: Rock always has to cover Paper whenever Scissors has one too many and threatens to slice him. |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1675 |
So which one of you guys lost this time? Who's buying? |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1676 |
Paper and Scissors,would you like yours on the Rocks? |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1677 |
Let me know when you decide. |
1.2577 |
0.04698 |
97 |
73 |
23 |
1 |
1678 |
I don’t care! ONE of you has to pay! |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1679 |
Shoot! I’m stuck between a rock and a sharp place. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1680 |
(In the thickest New York accent) "No freaking way! In what universe does a rock lose to a piece of paper?!" |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1681 |
Hurry up and decide who goes first. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1682 |
Look, I don't want any trouble in here. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1683 |
Ignatius, how many times have I told you? This is the Hard Rock Cafe. You can't just bring your friends in with you whenever you want. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
1684 |
The only way we're gambling for the tab is with a version I like to call Rock, Paper, Scissors, BASEBALL BAT" ! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1685 |
Just choose already so that I know who is going to pay for the drinks. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
1686 |
Look guys, anything beyond 3 out of 5 is considered loitering. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1687 |
You guys are going to have to pay in advance. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1688 |
What'll it be? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1689 |
We only take plastic. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1690 |
I'm pretty sure only one of you is old enough for beer |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1691 |
Whaddya mean you can’t tell me who’s next? |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
1692 |
I don't care how you work it out. Somebody's gotta cover the tab. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
1693 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but one of you is going to have to pay the tab. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
1694 |
We will not have any of your circular permutations of destruction in this bar! |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
1695 |
So, which one of you is going first? |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1696 |
I'll thank you rough-housers to take your fight outside. |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
1697 |
After what happened last time, I’m cutting you off after three rounds, got it? |
1.2561 |
0.05435 |
82 |
63 |
17 |
2 |
1698 |
I told you, best out of three |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1699 |
Hey, I don't serve game here! |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1700 |
No way. Cash only |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1701 |
Do I look like I'm playing with you? |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1702 |
Yeah, I got your order. Now who's gonna pay for this? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1703 |
Okay who gets the Manhattan in the fancy glass? |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1704 |
That doesn’t matter here. Wha’d you want. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1705 |
Sure, sure, but nothing beats a classic Old Fashioned. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1706 |
We’ve gone round and round, fellas. No more playing games about who is paying the bar tab. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1707 |
So, have you decided which one of you is paying the tab? |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
1708 |
No, this is not a sports bar |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
1709 |
Come on, make a decision. What will it be? |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
1710 |
I'll serve rock and scissors, but you, paper, forget it! One drink and you're mache all over the bar! |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
1711 |
Don’t play games with me! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1712 |
OKAY,,,hmm,, scissors cuts paper covering rock and then rock breaks scissors,,, so Rock,, its your tab |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1713 |
What do you mean you'll make your decisions after I count to three? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
1714 |
Ok, who’s paying the cover charge? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
1715 |
I remember the time at the bar when rock stood resilient,paper unfolded its stories,and scissors cut through the night |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
1716 |
For the last time, who's first? |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
1717 |
I thought I banned you three after what you did to Lizard and Spock... |
1.2556 |
0.06233 |
90 |
74 |
9 |
7 |
1718 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you needs to pay the tab. |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1719 |
We are NOT playing for free drinks! |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1720 |
You guys always stick together. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1721 |
Well, ONE of you is paying |
1.2553 |
0.05002 |
94 |
72 |
20 |
2 |
1722 |
Who asked for it "on the rocks"? |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1723 |
Lemme guess.. a rock, paper, and pair of scissors walk into a bar.. |
1.2553 |
0.06038 |
94 |
77 |
10 |
7 |
1724 |
I don’t care about the rock. Who’s covering the tab? |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1725 |
You three need to bury the hatchet; sorry, scissors, no pun intended. |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1726 |
What’ll it be? … And I’m not saying 1, 2, 3, again! |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1727 |
I don’t care which of you wins, I want to know who’s picking up the tab! |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1728 |
Ok, you guys said Paper is covering Rock's bill but I'm confused about the rest. |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1729 |
Yeah…I don’t get it. How does you covering him defeat him? I mean, you’re a piece of paper…and he’s a rock. Can he just, like, not see or something? |
1.2551 |
0.04878 |
98 |
75 |
21 |
2 |
1730 |
Three hours later… |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1731 |
OK, one more round, but for God’s sake, it’s 1, 2, 3, *then* shoot! |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1732 |
Why the long face? Oh wait! Wrong joke! |
1.2551 |
0.05858 |
98 |
80 |
11 |
7 |
1733 |
Whisky neat or on the Rock? |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1734 |
Separate checks only ... and no "1 - 2 -3" shenanigans to make your selections ! |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1735 |
I'm gonna count to three! |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1736 |
Well somebody’s paying the tab. You figure it out. |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1737 |
I don't care which one of you pays
but no one drinks until you decide. |
1.2547 |
0.05697 |
106 |
87 |
11 |
8 |
1738 |
Straight up, or on the rock? |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1739 |
Stop making me guess. One of you just order! |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1740 |
One of you better think of a way to determine who pays for drinks. |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1741 |
I’ve heard you three have a reputation for starting up fights. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1742 |
I'll only run one tab. You decide who pays. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1743 |
Oh, come on, you guys are worse than knock knock jokes. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1744 |
A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar - and? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1745 |
So, who's tab tonight? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1746 |
Time to settle this once and for all. Scissors, paper, rock, whose paying? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1747 |
No,I don’t know where Spock is. |
1.2530 |
0.06378 |
83 |
68 |
9 |
6 |
1748 |
Whadda you lookin' at? |
1.2530 |
0.05098 |
83 |
63 |
19 |
1 |
1749 |
Hell, I can beat you guys with one hand behind my back. |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
1750 |
Just don’t do what you did last time we asked for the drinks ‘on the rocks’ |
1.2530 |
0.05645 |
83 |
65 |
15 |
3 |
1751 |
Vodka always wins. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1752 |
Never know how the night ends when you lot come in |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1753 |
Yeah. Well, I'm tired of my life too. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1754 |
Guys,you have to find a way to decide what you want. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1755 |
Have you bozos decided yet? |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1756 |
Youse guys get a few whiskeys in ya, ya start crushing, cutting, and covering each other, and pretty soon my place is a wreck. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1757 |
I don’t have all day. Try best of three. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1758 |
Now I'm gonna be like scissors and cut you wiseguys off |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1759 |
I don’t care what you identify as and please don’t show me what you got |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1760 |
No shenanigans, you walked in together . . . you walk out together! |
1.2527 |
0.05086 |
91 |
70 |
19 |
2 |
1761 |
Seriously, we don't play games here. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1762 |
I don’t care if it was a draw, somebody has to pay. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1763 |
So how do you decide who pays for the first round? |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1764 |
No, decide who pays first! |
1.2527 |
0.04581 |
91 |
68 |
23 |
0 |
1765 |
I've really gotta stop drinking on the job. |
1.2527 |
0.05086 |
91 |
70 |
19 |
2 |
1766 |
"Eenie, meeny, miny, moe; show ID or you'll have to go." |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1767 |
Yeah well around here whiskey is more expensive than beer and beer is more expensive than water and because we don’t want you nursing a bottle of water all night water is more expensive than whiskey. What’ll you have? |
1.2527 |
0.06171 |
91 |
75 |
9 |
7 |
1768 |
Whose picking up the tab? And, no games. |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1769 |
I don't play games. No shirts, no service. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1770 |
I’ll take you guys over the Musical Chairs any day |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1771 |
📄: I’ll take mine neat
✂️: Dirty for me
🪨: On the Rocks |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1772 |
Who orders first? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1773 |
It’s not my job to choose |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1774 |
You Guys need to decide who's paying? |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1775 |
Separate checks? I didn't see that coming |
1.2526 |
0.06344 |
95 |
80 |
6 |
9 |
1776 |
Alright you three,no fighting over the check. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1777 |
I only have one position open. You know what to do. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1778 |
'I'm not playing games.!
Either pay for your drinks or get out!! |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1779 |
Okay guys. I’ve only got one left, so you’ll have to figure out who gets it. |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1780 |
Well, did you decide who's gonna pay? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1781 |
Who's paying the bill? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1782 |
I don't care what the beef is! Take it outside. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1783 |
Let me get this straight: three martinis, no ice, on the rock. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1784 |
Okay, you bums--money is what covers drinks! |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1785 |
So, who’s first? |
1.2524 |
0.04723 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1786 |
Yeah my name's Rochambeau. What's it to ya? |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1787 |
Paper, scissors, rock; loser buys. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1788 |
Somebody has to go first. |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1789 |
Nope, not till you decide who picks up the tab. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1790 |
Ain’t got all day. Quit changing your mind. |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1791 |
What'll it be fellas? Nevermind |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1792 |
I miss the priest, rabbi, and minister |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
1793 |
These customers are out of hand. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1794 |
Listen, rocky, if you can't make up your mind wrap it up or cut it out. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1795 |
Do I look like I want to play? |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
1796 |
I don't care about your system; ours is Take a Number. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1797 |
Just make up your mind! |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1798 |
So how are you deciding who pays for this round |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
1799 |
He says he doesn't have you covered. |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
1800 |
You shoot, you pay. |
1.2500 |
0.04684 |
104 |
80 |
22 |
2 |
1801 |
I don't care who, but SOMEBODY owes me." |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1802 |
No, lemme guess. You guys can't decide what you want, right? |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1803 |
I will have no more of your arguments and mess in here |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1804 |
No, I didn't say "playing for your order", I said "PAYING for your order". |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1805 |
I don’t care how you do it, someone has to pay the bar tab. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1806 |
That’s not how the joke goes |
1.2500 |
0.04539 |
92 |
69 |
23 |
0 |
1807 |
As Mahatma taught, non-violence is the weapon of the strong. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1808 |
If you guys think I'm going to settle your little dispute you're crazy. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
1809 |
Let's see some ID, and don't give me that paper covers rock shit like you did last time. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1810 |
You’ll be playing for drinks, I take it |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1811 |
OK, did you decide who’s paying the tab? |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
1812 |
You three again? Oh, shoot. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1813 |
1, 2, 3…shot. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
1814 |
Yeah, Thumb Wars can't find no work, either." |
1.2500 |
0.06110 |
92 |
76 |
9 |
7 |
1815 |
You know the rules! Only one of you can drink |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1816 |
How about I choose, get the hell out of my bar. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
1817 |
Could you guys please decide who I should serve first. |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1818 |
You guys work for the New Yorker caption contest? |
1.2500 |
0.05911 |
92 |
75 |
11 |
6 |
1819 |
Ok, so a rock, a piece a' paper, and a scissors walk into a bar.... It should be a classic set-up, but honestly, I got nothin'.... So who wants to get hammered!? |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1820 |
Well, one of you gotta pay the tab |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1821 |
How are you going to decide which one pays? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1822 |
Not gonna play you for the bar tab. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1823 |
You guys are gonna have to take this outside! |
1.2500 |
0.05444 |
108 |
88 |
13 |
7 |
1824 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying the tab! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1825 |
I don't care who wins - you still have to pay for the drinks. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1826 |
C'mon, one,two,three, decide! What's it gonna be? |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1827 |
We don't have board games. Go play with yourselves. |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
1828 |
Stop trying to figure out who is going to order first and just tell me what you want.” |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1829 |
I have an idea as to how to decide this... |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1830 |
Ok boys, I'm not going to ask again, who is ordering first. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
1831 |
Yes, I've heard of diversity and inclusion, and no, we don't serve scotch on the rocks-paper-scissors. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
1832 |
Whose round is this? |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
1833 |
That’s enough bickering. Just find a way to decide who pays! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1834 |
No handouts. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1835 |
No dancing |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1836 |
And I suppose Paper is gonna cover the tab? |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
1837 |
I'm not serving anybody until you guys figure out who is going to pay." |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1838 |
Let’s decide by age. Rock, what can I get you? |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
1839 |
I don’t want any games around here, boys! |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1840 |
Look guys, I told you that this bar is strictly "Odds and Evens". |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1841 |
If you guys want to play games, take it out to the playground. |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1842 |
I’ll serve you but I don’t want anyone playing games. Okay? |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
1843 |
Sorry, we only accept plastic. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
1844 |
Drinks are on the house if you convince me why paper beats rock! |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1845 |
I've heard this one before: ‘Three losers walk into a bar...’. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1846 |
Sorry boys, you’re outta your jurisdiction here. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1847 |
Listen. Nobody’s perfect. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
1848 |
We’re looking for the man who played us. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1849 |
We can’t split the bill. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1850 |
Nothing beats a cold beer |
1.2500 |
0.05911 |
92 |
75 |
11 |
6 |
1851 |
you guys are the reason I have a 2 year old |
1.2500 |
0.05911 |
92 |
75 |
11 |
6 |
1852 |
Somebody order, already. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
1853 |
3 whiskies, not on the rock thanks 😏” - |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
1854 |
What are the chances you three would show up here? |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1855 |
Alright, last time, who said shoe? |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1856 |
We don't serve drinks in papercups on the rocks; so cut it out! |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1857 |
Sorry, we only serve eeny, meeny, miny, moe! |
1.2477 |
0.05399 |
109 |
89 |
13 |
7 |
1858 |
You can decide who gets served first. |
1.2476 |
0.05544 |
105 |
86 |
12 |
7 |
1859 |
“No, not all at once; go one at a time, please.”
Martha Minow
Cambridge, MA |
1.2476 |
0.04444 |
105 |
80 |
24 |
1 |
1860 |
We don't allow no games in here! |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1861 |
Hey bud, no we don’t serve paper and scissors on the rocks …. |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1862 |
OK, who's paying? No, wait....! |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1863 |
Listen, guys...I don't care how you decide...whaddaya want to drink?" |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1864 |
Who’s getting the first round? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1865 |
Knock knock, who's there? |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1866 |
Kinda hope none of you wins. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1867 |
Sorry was that on the rocks, or on the Rock? |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1868 |
Boys... Boys! Take it outside. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1869 |
Okay boys, I've only got time for one more drink. Duke it out amongst yourselves. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1870 |
Okay, just one more time and then that's it, you have to order. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1871 |
Well,one of you has to pay the tab. YOU figure it out! |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1872 |
I don't care how you decide. Someone needs to pay for the drinks. |
1.2473 |
0.06049 |
93 |
77 |
9 |
7 |
1873 |
Hey, Paper, want it on the rocks? |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1874 |
A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar, the barman says ‘what can I get you today folks?’, the rock says ‘whisky, on the rocks’ , the paper says ‘not sure, do you have a menu’ and finally the scissors says ‘cut me some slack mate, I’m thinking’. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
1875 |
Do you guys want a drink or are you just playing games? |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1876 |
I am not playing your game! |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1877 |
Is this some kind of setup? |
1.2472 |
0.04868 |
89 |
68 |
20 |
1 |
1878 |
All right who pays? |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
1879 |
What's a "throuple?" |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
1880 |
You sure you guys want to settle this the old fashioned way? |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
1881 |
Back again? Yup, but this time drinks on the rocks" |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1882 |
Help us settle a bet. |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1883 |
Alright Settle up your differences, and get out |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1884 |
You’re kidding! You REALLY wanna do “Eeny meeny minee mo” to decide who’s paying the tab? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1885 |
We aren’t playing any of your games. We are a Thumb Wrestling establishment here. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1886 |
I'll only serve one of ya. Work it out between yourselves! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1887 |
All the three of you do is fight, so no service. Get out of here. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1888 |
Yeah well nothing beats my meatloaf and mashed potatoes. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1889 |
You’ll get your drinks when you decide who’s paying! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1890 |
Please don’t start playing to decide who will pay the bill, as you did the last time. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1891 |
Just give us the drinks. We’re not playing games, pal. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1892 |
Look, on order "on the rocks" is nothing personal. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
1893 |
Don’t shoot! |
1.2469 |
0.05424 |
81 |
63 |
16 |
2 |
1894 |
You guys settle your disputes outside! |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1895 |
Who is first?...and don't tell me you don't know how to decide! |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1896 |
Before anyone orders, who’s paying? |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1897 |
Enough already, one of you'se choose! |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1898 |
This time I’ll decide who pays…Eenie, meenie, minnie,moe… |
1.2469 |
0.06462 |
81 |
67 |
8 |
6 |
1899 |
Why do you three hang out together? No drinks until you make up new rules. |
1.2469 |
0.06219 |
81 |
66 |
10 |
5 |
1900 |
Stop playing games and pay up already |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1901 |
Ahhh…. Shoot |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
1902 |
Go on, take it outside! |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1903 |
How about next time you just flip a coin? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1904 |
The best I got is a Rusty Nail. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1905 |
I'm old school- one or two fingers. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1906 |
C’mon, I ain’t got all day. One of gonna order, or what? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1907 |
Figure who is paying before you order. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1908 |
I thought you'd be taller. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1909 |
If you guys just took turns paying for drinks, I wouldn't have to call the cops every time you come in! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
1910 |
What to drink. How can we decide? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1911 |
All right, I'll serve you. But no more of your games. |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
1912 |
Who’s driving? |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
1913 |
Best of three for who is going to pay? |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1914 |
Didn’t you bozos see the House Rules? “No fighting” means no cutting, crushing, or choking! |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1915 |
Who’s buying today? |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1916 |
I don’t care HOW you decide, what’ll it be? |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1917 |
Narcissistic tough-guy bully, suave no backbone effete elitist, and sarcastic smart ass cutup you don't belong in this town or this bar! Out! |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1918 |
I get smashing the scissors and cutting the paper, but how does just covering the rock do anything to him? |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1919 |
Which one of you gave me the bad haircut? |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1920 |
Oh let me guess how you guys are going to decide who pays each round |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1921 |
OK. Which one of you losers is buying? |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1922 |
OK,I don’t have all day! Who’s paying the check? |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1923 |
You guys need to decide who's going to pay the tab. |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1924 |
I don’t care how you guys decide, somebody’s gonna pay! |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
OK, you guys. No games. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1926 |
Rock, paper, scissors - Shot? |
1.2447 |
0.05991 |
94 |
78 |
9 |
7 |
1927 |
Quit the games and just tell me what you want to drink. |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1928 |
Paper...you got the tab covered? |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1929 |
"I know an easy way for you guys to decide what to order, but I think it's too obvious" |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1930 |
Who do you think you are? Tic, Tac and Toe? |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
1931 |
So you can cover one friend, but not the other? |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1932 |
I need you guys to settle an argument for me. |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1933 |
You,obviously,decide who orders first. |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1934 |
Don't give me any crap, who is paying the tab? |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1935 |
We're ending Hi-Stakes Rock Paper Scissors night. We're losing money hand over fist. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
1936 |
Got it! On the rocks, Between the Sheets, and straight up. |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
1937 |
Listen guys, life ain’t fair |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1938 |
I’m not gonna tell you again. If it gets out of hand one more time, you’re outta here. capishe? |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1939 |
We don't serve trouble here |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
1940 |
Fine. Pick another way to decide who pays. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1941 |
Ok, but who's gonna cover the tab? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1942 |
I don't care who pays, but somebody's got to. You figure it out. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1943 |
For the last time, Rochambeau doesn't work here anymore. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
1944 |
Two of you have gotta go. You decide. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1945 |
You want that straight up or on the rock? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1946 |
I don't care how many stalemates you've had in a row. Somebody's paying the tab. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1947 |
Well, don't expect me to settle your argument. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1948 |
We're doing "eenie meenie" this time. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1949 |
Scissors and paper, let me guess. You want that on the rocks? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1950 |
As far as I'm concerned, you're all losers. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1951 |
Dare I ask who’s gonna pick up the tab? |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
1952 |
We have one way of settling things here, and that’s with binding arbitration. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1953 |
Sorry fellas, Odds and Evens just cleaned me out of absinthe. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
1954 |
Which one of you is Rochambeau? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
1955 |
Hey! I can’t wait all night for you guys to decide who’s buying the first round. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1956 |
We'll have a screwdriver thanks |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
1957 |
Is this some kind of joke? |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
1958 |
My bar, my rules! |
1.2436 |
0.05221 |
78 |
60 |
17 |
1 |
1959 |
Ok, you guys need to figure out who's going to pick up the tab. |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1960 |
Let’s go ahead and settle who’s picking up the tab right now |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
1961 |
Sorry boys, I don't see how can serve you up with a win-win combination... |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1962 |
Oh, no—not again. You're all just gettin' beers this time. Bartender beats all. |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1963 |
I don't care how you decide, but someone's gonna pay the tab! |
1.2436 |
0.06370 |
78 |
64 |
9 |
5 |
1964 |
You want my opinion? It’s a no-win situation, guys. |
1.2436 |
0.05221 |
78 |
60 |
17 |
1 |
1965 |
You should have sought a bartender's advice a long time ago to resolve your issues. |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1966 |
No games tonight whose paying |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
1967 |
Well water it is then”. |
1.2436 |
0.05221 |
78 |
60 |
17 |
1 |
1968 |
Whaddya mean, I gotta choose? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1969 |
We draw straws or you don't eat. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1970 |
Guys, I don't have all day. Stop playing games. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1971 |
Very funny, you want me to choose for you? |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1972 |
Yes, someone does have to die; I don't write the rules. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1973 |
Listen carefully. I crush, cover AND cut. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1974 |
Right, but how are you going to settle the tab? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1975 |
Listen, we don’t tolerate violence in here. Pick a platter or scram. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1976 |
Look, one of you’s paying’. How are we gonna decide this? |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1977 |
So who gets the tab? |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1978 |
Alright, alright. Which one of you is picking up the tab? |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1979 |
No one beats anybody in my bar. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1980 |
If I had to play that stupid game for a living,I'd drink too,but no ID no alcohol |
1.2427 |
0.05599 |
103 |
85 |
11 |
7 |
1981 |
So are you figuring out who's picking up the tab |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1982 |
I told you before. We only serve Odds or Evens at this bar. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1983 |
Well, one of you guys has to pay. |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1984 |
I will give you separate bills. |
1.2421 |
0.04899 |
95 |
74 |
19 |
2 |
1985 |
I told you guys last week, okay? This is an odds and evens place! |
1.2421 |
0.05542 |
95 |
77 |
13 |
5 |
1986 |
I don't know what kind of sick, sadomasochistic game you three think you got goin' on here, but you ain't playin' it in my bar! |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
1987 |
Let me guess: On the rocks? Paper-straight up? Neat and cut? |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
1988 |
I'm a rock climber, so what do you think? |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1989 |
I wish there was some way to decide how we should split the bill…how about a coin flip. |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
1990 |
So you two: anything on the rocks and keep ‘em coming til you’re three sheets to the wind.
As for you, sir, it’s called a Screwdriver,
not a Scissors. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1991 |
You don't look like Twenty One to me. |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
1992 |
I'm still cleaning up after your last fight in here! |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1993 |
I'll need to see your ID |
1.2414 |
0.06110 |
87 |
72 |
9 |
6 |
1994 |
You can tell Joey Fast Hands I don't need his protection. |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
1995 |
Hands-down, there’s a one-in-three chance one of you is going home in an Uber. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1996 |
One of you has to pay! |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
1997 |
Who’s paying this time? |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1998 |
You read the sign…Rock, Paper, Scissors, no Service. |
1.2414 |
0.06325 |
87 |
73 |
7 |
7 |
1999 |
Only when the three of you learn to hold your drink! |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
2000 |
Paper's covering the drinks. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
2001 |
Hey, no cutting in line |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2002 |
Are we still waiting for Lizard and Spock to show up? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2003 |
You all need to leave, last time you all were in here you shot up the place |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
2004 |
Another round on the rocks again? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2005 |
Whiskey on the rocks, a paper airplane, and a….? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2006 |
Where the hell is the shoe? |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
2007 |
The price is the price! |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2008 |
Who won? |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2009 |
You boys want to take this outside? |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
2010 |
Just make up your minds already. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2011 |
Paper beats Rock, get over it. |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
2012 |
Make up your mind. You’re holding up my bar. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2013 |
I' m tired of guessing, whose buying this round? |
1.2407 |
0.05561 |
108 |
90 |
10 |
8 |
2014 |
Is this your idea of a joke? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
2015 |
Next! |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2016 |
I can only serve one of you. Decide amongst yourselves who that will be |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2017 |
Have another drink guys- we’re all a bunch of losers at one time or another. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2018 |
Decide now who's picking up the tab, or you can take this party outside. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2019 |
I just had to throw out Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe after they tried to bring a tiger in here. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2020 |
Okay, which one of you is next? |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2021 |
"You are not welcome in this bar. We're coin-flippers." |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2022 |
The feeling is mutual. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2023 |
How would you like to settle this round? |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2024 |
Take it outside and work it out yourselves. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
2025 |
Rock, paper, scissors?…… How about a baseball bat |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2026 |
Why don’t YOU guys figure out who gets served first |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2027 |
Must you engage in your little zero-sum game for each and every choice? |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2028 |
I told you guys the last two times you were in here, we already made a deal with jacks and marbles. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2029 |
A trope walks into a bar… |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
2030 |
I’ll tell you the same thing I told Patty Cake and High Five last week….no hand jobs in here! |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2031 |
You three are gonna have to settle this outside. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
2032 |
Whose getting this one? |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2033 |
Rock beats paper. Really? |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
2034 |
I don’t care who you are. Take your game somewhere else! |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
2035 |
You’re paying upfront this time |
1.2400 |
0.04965 |
75 |
57 |
18 |
0 |
2036 |
Listen, when a fight breaks out between you three nobody wins and I end up paying for it |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2037 |
No…I’m not playing!! |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2038 |
You've been trying to decide for an hour now. Can't you just flip a coin or something? |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2039 |
Let me guess: Vodka on the Rocks, Squid Ink Martini, and a Cutty Sark. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2040 |
Statistically, scissors usually wins, so rock and paper fight it out because if someone doesn't pay you are all out of here! |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
2041 |
Flip some coins or draw straws, just pay the tab. |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
2042 |
Order something, already. Do you think this is a game? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
2043 |
You can only stay here if you don’t fight over who’s paying the bill this time |
1.2394 |
0.05101 |
71 |
54 |
17 |
0 |
2044 |
Maybe just each of you pay for your own check to settle this. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
2045 |
You’re out of order. Go home. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
2046 |
Who wins the free cocktail? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2047 |
That's fine, but who's covering scissors? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2048 |
We have a selection of moulded plastic, ceramic and glass for your drink containers. Who is having what?” |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2049 |
Where were you guys last night when we had to break a tied score in the darts contest? |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
2050 |
I've heard that one before and you still have to pay for your drinks |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
2051 |
What do you mean you want me to decide who pays. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
2052 |
This isn’t a game.
Are you guys gonna order or not? |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
2053 |
For the last time guys! We do not serve Rochambeau! |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
2054 |
…and we’re not flipping coins either! |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
2055 |
And you really expect me to believe a rock, paper, and scissors can just walk into a bar? |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
2056 |
Why is this always so hard? |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
2057 |
Take it outside or I add a gun into the mix. |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
2058 |
I prefer to flip a coin. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
2059 |
There has to be a better way of deciding who pays the bill?! |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
2060 |
I don't care who pays, but you guys need to figure it out somehow. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2061 |
All right, but if you want to play games, take them outside! |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2062 |
No you can't run on the same tab, it's three tabs or nothing. You guys can never decide on who's going to pay. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2063 |
So, ahh, who's gonna pay?.. |
1.2381 |
0.04675 |
84 |
64 |
20 |
0 |
2064 |
On the rocks with salt? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2065 |
No, I can't split the bill three ways! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2066 |
If scissors gets rocked and cuts out without paying, paper will have to cover it. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2067 |
So, whatta we got? One scotch in the rocks, one rubber cement, and, one WD-40, which, I'm sorry, were out of. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
2068 |
You guys are going to have to work this out amongst yourselves. |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
2069 |
You guys are gonna have to take that rough stuff outside |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2070 |
No, no, no. We are not doing this again. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2071 |
Alright guys, please no fighting tonight. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2072 |
Been a hard day at work fellas? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2073 |
All I see is one winner and two losers. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
2074 |
Someone’s gotta pony up! |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
2075 |
If you ask one more time for a Paper on the Rocks, Billy here’s gonna cut you off. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
2076 |
For the last time, we are not naming a cocktail after you guys. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2077 |
It's like I told Blackjack, prove you're 21 or no service. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2078 |
Your discussion of the deconstructed Martini is riveting, but I'm gonna need you guys to make up your minds. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2079 |
Definitely “no soup for you”! |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2080 |
Just decide. I ain't got all day! |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2081 |
Look, do you want guac or not? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2082 |
Shoot. Not you guys again. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2083 |
I'm calling the cops. Your fights always end in shooting. |
1.2375 |
0.04788 |
80 |
61 |
19 |
0 |
2084 |
You may be big shots in DC but in New York, you have to pay for your own drinks! |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2085 |
Pay up. I got a napkin with Leonard Nimoy's DNA that trumps all of you |
1.2375 |
0.06474 |
80 |
67 |
7 |
6 |
2086 |
You tell us what we’re drinking, Sam. We’ve made enough decisions today. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2087 |
Your choice is for here or to go- I really don't care how you decide." |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2088 |
Let me guess,paper wants his on the rocks? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2089 |
If you three don’t stop playing around I won’t serve you!! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2090 |
What’ll it be fellas? And no best 2 out of 3 shoots for the tab. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2091 |
Alright guys, we don’t want any trouble here! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2092 |
One of you needs to choose. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
2093 |
It’s not my fault you’re paying for shots every time you play. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
2094 |
Who wants a screwdriver? |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
2095 |
Ok, who do you think would win in a fight? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
2096 |
Hey stone face..why don't you tell
your friends to cut the crap! |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
2097 |
Quiet! I can’t keep your orders straight. One at a time please! |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
2098 |
I told you already - no matter who wins, you all need to pay me." |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
2099 |
I told you guys to stay off the dance floor |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
2100 |
Best out of one this time! Somebody needs to pay. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
2101 |
Should we draw straws? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
2102 |
Don't play games with me!
Just place your orders. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
2103 |
You're stone cold sober, but your friend's two sheets to the wind and I already cut the other guy off. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
2104 |
I told you - take you argument someplace else! |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
2105 |
So whose buying this round? |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
2106 |
Not until you decide who pays. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
2107 |
Fuhgeddaboudit! On the count of three, I want you guys outta here! |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
2108 |
Papers got this, he has us covered. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
2109 |
Would you just make up your mind?? |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
2110 |
I just want to know who's going to cover the tab! |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
2111 |
Who is paying today? |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
2112 |
Shoot. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2113 |
YOU decide! We’re short-handed here. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2114 |
What do you mean you can't decide? Salt, no salt, or blended? |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2115 |
Have youse decided who's going to pay the bar tab? |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2116 |
You have to figure some way to decide who’s paying. |
1.2353 |
0.05952 |
85 |
70 |
10 |
5 |
2117 |
You again?! Shoot! |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2118 |
Your games are not welcome here. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2119 |
I can do it on the rocks. But I can’t do it on the paper or the scissors |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2120 |
So which one of you is paying tonight? |
1.2353 |
0.05952 |
85 |
70 |
10 |
5 |
2121 |
I'm warning you, if Rock beats Scissors again, you guys are outta here. |
1.2353 |
0.05952 |
85 |
70 |
10 |
5 |
2122 |
What new hell is this? |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2123 |
I've had just about enough of your petty gamesmanship. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
2124 |
I don't give a damn how you decide, somebody's paying me for nine appletinis. |
1.2353 |
0.06405 |
85 |
72 |
6 |
7 |
2125 |
No, I told them over the phone we were running low on lox, capers, and liver. Now, shoo! |
1.2353 |
0.06183 |
85 |
71 |
8 |
6 |
2126 |
First round is on the house if you tell me the punchline |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2127 |
I assume you guys have already decided what to order. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2128 |
Shoot.. you guys again. |
1.2347 |
0.04541 |
98 |
76 |
21 |
1 |
2129 |
I want an advance payment. God knows which one of you will still be around by the end of the night. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2130 |
Oh comm'on! You don't wanna play rock paper scissors to decide on who to serve first, do you!? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2131 |
Paper or plastic? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2132 |
You all better have a way to figure out who orders first. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2133 |
Enough already! Stop saying that! The screwdrivers are on the house! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2134 |
I am not playing this game anymore. What will it be? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2135 |
Listen, nobody wants this to end like it did last time. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2136 |
You guys know you’re banned. I’m still cleaning up after your last argument. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2137 |
Enough with the games, which of you is paying the tab? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2138 |
Oh yeah? One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2139 |
Beat it you three! I won't have you settling your disputes in MY bar! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2140 |
All right,which one of you won the free beer! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2141 |
I don't like the games you're playing, boys. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2142 |
So who is paying first? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2143 |
Paper, if you tell me you want it on the rocks one more time… |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2144 |
Alright, how do we figure out who orders first? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2145 |
No cutting the line Scissors. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2146 |
Beat it--I'm tired of your game. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2147 |
Make a decision already. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2148 |
We'd just like to be treated equally for once. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2149 |
Everything's a competition with you, isn't it? |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
2150 |
Which one of you losers is buying tonight? |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2151 |
Not these guys again. No games like last time, okay? |
1.2340 |
0.04644 |
94 |
73 |
20 |
1 |
2152 |
So who’s going to pay for these drinks? |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2153 |
No drinks until you pay your tab. So, which one of you is it going to be? |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2154 |
I told you, "no shoes, no service." |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2155 |
Alright you guys, I don't want that same old excuse that you trying to figure out WHO is paying the bill. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2156 |
OK, so today I’ll need one of you to cut the raw potatoes, one of you to crush them after they’re cooked, and one of you to cover them to keep them warm. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2157 |
I should have listened to Lisa. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2158 |
Drinkers tip bartender." |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2159 |
What do you mean you can’t choose? I said shoot. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2160 |
Looks like you're between a rock and a sharp guy. Drinks on you? |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2161 |
Well, one of you lost the bet and needs to pay the tab. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2162 |
Three guys walk into a bar, loser gets the bill. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2163 |
Can’t decide, eh?” |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2164 |
You really want the “Rochambeaux”? |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2165 |
Have you tried listening to eachother? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2166 |
Who’s going to shoot first? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2167 |
Neat, on the rocks, and under the rock. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2168 |
Just make a decision already... geez. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2169 |
If you rock the boat, I'll have to wrap things up by telling you to cut it out! |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2170 |
Let me see your hands first. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2171 |
Told you, don’t drink and play… |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2172 |
Who would I bet on? I don’t know, maybe scissors. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2173 |
Which one of you two is covering Rock? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2174 |
OK. Enough! Paper, can you cover Rock and Scissors? |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
2175 |
Nope,never heard of ya. |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
2176 |
Oh you guys again? Ever time you’re in here somebody gets hurt! |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
2177 |
We're not gonna have any trouble tonight, are we fellas? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
2178 |
You guys can settle an argument but you can't settle your tab? Pay up or you're out! |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
2179 |
Spock and lizard are parking the car. |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
2180 |
Can you end a debate for us |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
2181 |
You three better not get into it again |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
2182 |
We’re strictly an eenie meenie money mo joint |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
2183 |
Okay, now I really need to see an ID. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
2184 |
Can one of you make up your mind? |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2185 |
We don't serve ultimatums. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
2186 |
It's been over an hour! Figure out who's going to pay the bill! |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
2187 |
C'mon, guys. I haven't got all day. Just figure out a way among yourselves to decide who goes first. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2188 |
Life’s no game fellas. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
2189 |
Look! We serve hard liquor to men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the place atmosphere. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
2190 |
Well, well—if it isn't Rick, Piper, and Smithers. |
1.2319 |
0.07485 |
69 |
60 |
2 |
7 |
2191 |
No fighting anllowed over the menu! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
2192 |
Any drunken cyclical arguments and you're all cut off. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
2193 |
No pockets, no wallets, no drinks. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
2194 |
„What is this? A bad joke?“ |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
2195 |
How come every time there’s a fight it’s always you three? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
2196 |
Read the sign; no gambling! |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2197 |
No I will not play you for the bar tab |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2198 |
No more arguing! Baseball bat, behind this bar can beat all three of you. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2199 |
Oh,for Pete’s sake! What’s it gonna be?! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2200 |
No! You pay for your drinks like everyone else! |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2201 |
No, actually, your bills don’t ‘cancel eachother out.’ |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2202 |
You'll cover him, right? |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2203 |
Who can I help first? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2204 |
Which of you is the tough guy? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2205 |
Why the long face? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2206 |
I hate all three of you |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2207 |
Not all at once! |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2208 |
Before I bring your drinks, gentlemen, figure out which one of you is paying the tab. |
1.2316 |
0.04601 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
2209 |
This doesn’t work if you all shout at the same time. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2210 |
Look me in the eye and tell me you all can’t be winners if you try. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
2211 |
Not until I know he will cover you. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2212 |
For the last time, we do only trivia nights here. |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
2213 |
so,who is buying? |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
2214 |
A round of shoots? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
2215 |
That's how you're going to choose who pays? |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2216 |
Well, I think you ought to be able to figure out who picks up the tab. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2217 |
Take it outside! Every time you guys come in here, something always gets smashed, cut, or covered! |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
91 |
70 |
21 |
0 |
2218 |
No, I will NOT "play a game" for your tab. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
2219 |
I will not “best two out of three” for your bar tab. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2220 |
I'll make the decision for you. You're all drunk. Go home. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2221 |
You are wrong - an atomic bomb beats everything. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2222 |
None of you had hands, how are you going to hold a drink? |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2223 |
I'm gonna have to see some I.D. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2224 |
Look, either you guys figure out a way to decide who's paying, or nobody's drinking! |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2225 |
Make my day! |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2226 |
How do you want to settle the tab? |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
2227 |
Okay, here we go again, I'm gonna count to 3 and you're going to tell me who's paying the tab. We can't keep doing this all night. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2228 |
I don’t care how you decide, just pay the goddam check! |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2229 |
Well, I have a shoe, so we can make it work. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2230 |
How about we toss a coin? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2231 |
Wait, did you guys just do enney -meeny-miney-moe? |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2232 |
Can’t you just flip a coin or something? |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2233 |
So it’s credit card roulette, then? |
1.2308 |
0.04801 |
78 |
60 |
18 |
0 |
2234 |
Look you knuckleheads, I don’t care how you decide who pays but it’s closing time! |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
2235 |
How do you respond to critics who claim your game is too simple to solve complex disputes? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2236 |
Been a lifelong game, you say? |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
2237 |
Alright, you three get into any kind of argument again, take it outside. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
2238 |
we dont do expresso martinis… |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
2239 |
I don’t care who wins, you’re all paying for the drinks |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
2240 |
No, I’m not going to settle something once and for all. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2241 |
Look! Like I told you the last time,none of you can hold your liquor! |
1.2299 |
0.06052 |
87 |
73 |
8 |
6 |
2242 |
For the last time, it's not Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shot! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2243 |
It's nothing personal. We’re just trying to avoid any “rocky” relationships, “tearable” conversations and “cutting” remarks tonight! |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2244 |
No more games. What will it be in 1, 2, 3...? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
2245 |
If you can't decide who's covering the tab, then I'm afraid you're going to have to flip a coin. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2246 |
Know what I'd like a round of? Money, barman, drinks. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2247 |
Start fighting like last time and youse three are outta here! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2248 |
How come you can't decide who pays? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2249 |
When the three of you show up here together, no one wins. |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2250 |
How'll you gonna decide who's pickin up the check? |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2251 |
Alright, figure out who’s gonna pay this bar tab. |
1.2297 |
0.04923 |
74 |
57 |
17 |
0 |
2252 |
I bet none of you can handle a shot! |
1.2297 |
0.06538 |
74 |
62 |
7 |
5 |
2253 |
One of you is gonna have to go. |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2254 |
So it’s all just a big show for the cameras? |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2255 |
Well, well, well... if it ain't Eenie, Meenie, and Mo. |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
2256 |
I don't care if your tournament ended in a draw, someone has to pickup the tab. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2257 |
WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE THE BEER BOTTLE ,CUT THE TABLE CLOTH IN HALF AND WIPED NOCHO'S ALL OVER THE BATHROOM WALLS? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2258 |
I thought we banned you guys after the last fight |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
2259 |
No, this isn't where the Iowa Caucus meets. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2260 |
”Yeah, you yahoos. But who picks up the tab? |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
2261 |
I'm countin' to three....!!! |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2262 |
No ID, no service. |
1.2289 |
0.04946 |
83 |
65 |
17 |
1 |
2263 |
The winner shouts the crowd. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2264 |
I'll need cash up front. |
1.2289 |
0.06018 |
83 |
69 |
9 |
5 |
2265 |
Best 2 out of 3. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2266 |
You gotta stop beating each other up. |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2267 |
Cash only. No games ! |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2268 |
Alright, so who's first? |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2269 |
I don't care which one of you it is, but somebody's gotta pay the tab. |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
2270 |
No, "Thumbzies," has not been here today!" |
1.2286 |
0.06801 |
70 |
59 |
6 |
5 |
2271 |
I knew I shouldn’t have smoked that joint before I came to work today |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2272 |
Fine. How do you want to settle the tab? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2273 |
Okay guys, this isn't funny...you know who goes first! |
1.2286 |
0.05055 |
70 |
54 |
16 |
0 |
2274 |
Look, I don't care how you work it out, but one of you HAS to be the designated driver. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2275 |
Who' next? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2276 |
I don't care how you decide, but somebody better cover this tab. |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2277 |
Let me guess, 1-2-3 shots? |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2278 |
All right, Paper, this is the last time you use that “It’s on the Rock’s” line. None of you have paid your tab in weeks. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2279 |
We don't do split checks, so you're gonna have to decide among yourselves whose card to use. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
2280 |
Drinks on the house - but only if Paper can beat Scissors.” |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
2281 |
Let’s just flip a coin. Heads: Jägermeister. Tails: Patrón. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
2282 |
I don't care about your rules; who's paying for this round? |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
2283 |
I guess you guys want separate tabs? |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
2284 |
I don't know what game you're playing, but take it somewhere else! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2285 |
Awright, who's first?" |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2286 |
What is this, some kind of joke? |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2287 |
Who wants the local brew? |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2288 |
You three want your drinks on the Rock? |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2289 |
Another on the rocks? Ok, but it's cash only, so show me the paper or I'm cutting you off. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2290 |
Are y'all done deciding who's ordering first? |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2291 |
I'm not going to stand here all day while you three decide who pays! |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2292 |
One rule, no fights here! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2293 |
Alright then so we know Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. So where are the other two then? |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2294 |
You're all paying separately. I don't have time to clean up the aftermath of your little game again. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2295 |
Look…yer allll losers, now scram! |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2296 |
No games this time. Just tell me what you want. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
2297 |
One of you has to leave. I don't care how you decide. |
1.2277 |
0.05608 |
101 |
85 |
9 |
7 |
2298 |
No I can't play to pay - that's a no win situation for me. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2299 |
C'mon guys, who's ordering first? |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
2300 |
Make up your frigging minds. I haven’t got all day. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2301 |
I’m not settling anything. Do you want drinks or not? |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2302 |
Best two out of three? |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2303 |
Whatta you mean you can't decide who's paying? |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
2304 |
I don’t care how you figure it out, one of you must pay the tab! |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2305 |
Paper, you coverin’ Rock again? # |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2306 |
Okay,who's got this round? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2307 |
What?! You think my job is some kind of game? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2308 |
Not again! You guys have to decide whose paying before I pour the drinks. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2309 |
The usual? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2310 |
Let’s go by age or who was here first. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2311 |
What are the chances? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2312 |
I don’t know why paper beats rock. That’s just the way it is. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2313 |
This time you'll pay for your drinks in advance! |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2314 |
All on one tab, fellas? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2315 |
Take your differences outside. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2316 |
Hey guys, It is your decision. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
2317 |
I'm gonna beat all three of you if I don't see an I.D. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2318 |
Ok, guys, why don’t you shoot to see who orders first. |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2319 |
Let's see some ID!!! |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2320 |
Throuple? |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2321 |
You all want screwdrivers? |
1.2262 |
0.06189 |
84 |
71 |
7 |
6 |
2322 |
We’ll have none of that nonsense here! |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2323 |
to be honest I never got why paper covering rock was a thing either but those are the rules so pay up |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2324 |
It’s omakase, I choose. |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2325 |
All on one tab? |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
2326 |
Winner gets a drink |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
2327 |
Look, I don’t care who orders first but we close at 2 A.M. |
1.2262 |
0.05952 |
84 |
70 |
9 |
5 |
2328 |
# “This here’s the Patty Cake bar fellas, you should get a move on.” |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
2329 |
So another rock and a hard place? |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
2330 |
One, two, three, order. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2331 |
You have to pay your tab, I don't care how. Work it out amongst yourselves. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2332 |
We don't serve your kind here! We rely on instant replay to settle disputed calls. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2333 |
What'll it be...Rock? Paper? Scissor? |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2334 |
... and how long will it take this time until you know who will pay the bill? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2335 |
Hell no! One of you always win. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2336 |
I'll wait. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2337 |
Rock keeps hoping Scissors will get smashed, but Paper’s got Rock covered. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2338 |
Closing time! Which one of you chumps is paying the tab? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
2339 |
On whose tab? |
1.2254 |
0.04994 |
71 |
55 |
16 |
0 |
2340 |
I don't care who you think you are, no playing games in the bar. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
2341 |
Guess what?!? All three of you are gonna pay! |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2342 |
I’m serving you randomly. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
2343 |
It’s a bit of a crapshoot whom I’ll serve first. |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2344 |
I know you guys haven’t had a lot of work since they invented video games, but you’ve got to stop coming in here all the time! |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2345 |
Your mothers should have told you this long ago: none of you wins all the time. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2346 |
Every time you’re here, a fight breaks out! |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2347 |
You guys can never make up your minds what to eat! |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2348 |
In this place, on the rocks always wins. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2349 |
So, you still can't decide what you want? |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2350 |
What's your game? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2351 |
There will be no fighting tonight. I want to know in advance who will be picking up the tab. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2352 |
Enough games. Who wants to order first. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
2353 |
No, you each need to pay upfront now. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2354 |
I don’t care who covered who, or who broke what, or who cut whatever. Shut up and order a drink and stop playing these stupid games. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2355 |
One of you has to choose first. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2356 |
Looks to me like Paper has to cover the bill. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2357 |
Unless you show some IDs no one is gonna win. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2358 |
Whomever has the money, wins. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2359 |
I can see you three are just spoiling for a fight! |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2360 |
Stop bickering about who’s going to pay the bill and draw straws! |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2361 |
Actually, luck has nothing to do with it… |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2362 |
First rule of whatever this is is we don't talk about whatever this is. |
1.2247 |
0.05926 |
89 |
75 |
8 |
6 |
2363 |
Ok, for the last time, which one of you is paying |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
2364 |
Listen. This time, you decide who pays, FIRST. |
1.2241 |
0.05207 |
116 |
98 |
10 |
8 |
2365 |
Well you'll have to think of some way to decide who pays the tab. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
2366 |
'Ya covered the rock, but none'a ya covered the tab! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
2367 |
It's "shot" fellas, not "shoot." |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
2368 |
You guys lookin’ to sit down for a friendly game of poker? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
2369 |
I gotta' hand it to you! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
2370 |
I told you guys if you ever came back in here it would be separate checks. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
2371 |
Okay. Which one’a you’s gonna pay?! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
2372 |
I’m not serving anyone til I know who the designated driver is! |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
2373 |
You know I can’t serve you. You were all banned after The Squid Games finale. You gotta go. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
2374 |
There is no way you are a rabbi. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2375 |
On the rocks" or not. There is no other choice |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2376 |
I don't care how you settle your differences, take it outside. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2377 |
Three craft beers, I assume. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2378 |
Paper covers Rock, I don't care who pays for Scissors, but I need a credit card to start a tab. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2379 |
This here is a peaceful establishment. Now take your dispute elsewhere. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
2380 |
Who’s payin’’? |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2381 |
Your cousins, Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo were just in here yesterday. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
2382 |
Didn't I already tell you to take it outside?! |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2383 |
What do you mean you can't figure out who will pay the tab? |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2384 |
So ... separate tabs? |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2385 |
So 3 whisky neat or on the rock? |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2386 |
You boys are payin upfront,right?? |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2387 |
Coming up—three bourbons, on the rock. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2388 |
If you guys can't decide what you want, you're going to have to leave! |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2389 |
Absolutely not! None of you have won anything. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2390 |
Someone has to pay, I don't care how you decide! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
2391 |
I just cleaned this place up after the bear-ninja-cowboy and kitten-tinfoil-microwave fights last week. Go get drunk and fight somewhere else! |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
2392 |
But ‘shoot’ WHAT?! |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2393 |
It's offensive that you would just assume I want my drink 'on the rocks'! |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
2394 |
Look I don't care who won, you're still paying for your drinks. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2395 |
I don't care who beats who. I'm gonna beat all three o' ya unless someone pays this tab! |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
2396 |
Take it outside fellas! |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2397 |
If you can't decide who's going to pay the tab, why don't you just play meeny meeny, miny, moe? |
1.2222 |
0.05316 |
72 |
57 |
14 |
1 |
2398 |
Look, I don't care how you choose, but somebody better order a drink! |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2399 |
I don't CARE who pays, why don't you decide. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2400 |
You can all pay for your own drinks. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
2401 |
Oh, for cryin' out loud. Just do odds and evens like anyone else and pay the tab! |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
2402 |
Not you three again. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2403 |
Again...no shoes, no shirt, o service! |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2404 |
Wadda ya halve? |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2405 |
Look, I’m not gonna play your silly game anymore. One of you has to cover the tab. |
1.2222 |
0.06324 |
72 |
60 |
8 |
4 |
2406 |
Yeah, well, I only play bacon, lettuce and tomato myself. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
2407 |
Let me guess. A Rolling Rock, a Paper Plane, and a Scissors & Sage. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
2408 |
Ok, which one of you is paying for the drinks? |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2409 |
No drinks, this time, until you decide whose paying? |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2410 |
Must we go through this everytime you pay. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
2411 |
Somehow, you guys are gonna have to decide who gets to order first. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2412 |
Just go out back and duke it out like real men. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2413 |
Who”s picking up the tab today? |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2414 |
Now. Who's gonna pay the tab? I'm sure you have a simple way of working that out amongst yourselves. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
2415 |
You say Nixon lost to rock? |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
2416 |
I have to have better odds than one in three. |
1.2222 |
0.05316 |
72 |
57 |
14 |
1 |
2417 |
You three? I don’t want any trouble tonight. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
2418 |
I’ve told you guys, I’m not into that kinky stuff |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2419 |
How many rounds? |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
2420 |
I don’t care how you decide, but someone has to pay the tab! |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
2421 |
Just make up your mind and order a drink, damn it. I have other customers. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2422 |
Paper covered Rock’s drinks, Rock got me smashed, now I’m insisting on splitting Paper’s Cheque. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2423 |
At least there won’t be any bar fights tonight |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
2424 |
Who’s covering your tab? You decide. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
2425 |
In my place we play my fist, your face and the door. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
2426 |
Alright, who gets the tab? |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
2427 |
Here's another game. Pay the tab, or get thrown in the trash. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
2428 |
What is it with this bar? Yesterday a minister, a priest and a rabbi walked in her. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
2429 |
If you guys wanna drink, take your game outside. I ain't replacing this bar top a third time. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
2430 |
Listen Fellas, I don't want any trouble here tonight. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
2431 |
What are we doing here? No one plays us anymore. No one. We aren’t optimized for the attention economy. So, we’re pals now. It’s a lot simpler this way. A lot simpler. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
2432 |
Great, but who's covering the bill? |
1.2208 |
0.05104 |
77 |
61 |
15 |
1 |
2433 |
What’ll it be fellas, straight up, dry, or on the rocks? |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2434 |
Listen - one of you has GOT to go first. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
2435 |
Look, I don't care how you decide, someone's gotta pay the damn tab! |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2436 |
I don't care which one of you pays for your drinks.
Just make a decision. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2437 |
I'm betting you don't drink or pay |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2438 |
You guys just missed heads and tails and odds and evens. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
2439 |
No, I won't flip you for it. Just pay your tab! |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2440 |
You three just come from summer camp? |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2441 |
I don't want any weird contests to decide who pays the tab this time. |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
2442 |
Cash or credit card. No games. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2443 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you clowns needs to settle this bar tab. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2444 |
NO" I'm not falling for that BS again |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2445 |
Well one of you is going to have to order first! |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2446 |
How was the playground? |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
2447 |
I want top shelf—paper is covering |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2448 |
I'll give you a 'gin on the rocks' smart guy! And who are the cut-ups with you tonight? |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
2449 |
Move on...the game here is darts |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
2450 |
Let me guess: Scotch Rocks |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
2451 |
There'll be none of your games here! |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
2452 |
Candidate #3, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you have the same approach to dispute resolution as your friends? |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
2453 |
No we don’t cut the drinks with anything sir |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
2454 |
I have no time for this, make up your mind amongst yourselves |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
2455 |
Dry January is for losers. |
1.2206 |
0.06574 |
68 |
57 |
7 |
4 |
2456 |
Settle it outside. |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2457 |
Make up your mind. I haven't got all day. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2458 |
No one has a cuff to put it on. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2459 |
Look, one of you needs to pay the tab. I don't have all day. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2460 |
One. of you please decide! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2461 |
Please don’t fight |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2462 |
I really don't care who pays for drinks. |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
2463 |
I don't care who won. I'm serving number 54. |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
2464 |
This is a darts-only establishment. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2465 |
Who covers the tab? |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
2466 |
Stop arguing...or bouncer beats all. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
2467 |
There's no winning with you all |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2468 |
Look pal, I just listen. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
2469 |
Get out! I draw the line to the priest, the minister and the rabbi. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2470 |
Shotgun beats you all so come up with a way to pay your bar tabs now! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2471 |
You guys need to figure out who's gonna pay! |
1.2192 |
0.04875 |
73 |
57 |
16 |
0 |
2472 |
I’ll open a tab, but who’s paying? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2473 |
If you three can make nice for a change, I'll serve you. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2474 |
Settle a bet for me. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2475 |
You jerks are just so random. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2476 |
I don't have to choose: YOU have to choose! |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2477 |
I don't care who wins the flip, cash rules ! |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2478 |
Work it out between yourselves somehow. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2479 |
I don't care who's paying - but figure it out. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2480 |
Loser buys drinks! |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2481 |
I'm not playing that game with you for drinks. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2482 |
So a rock, paper, and scissors walk into a bar”bartender says “shoot, I’ve heard this one a hundred times. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2483 |
I smell what the rock was cooking but we’re all sold out unless he pile-drives that pair of scissors. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2484 |
One... Two... |
1.2188 |
0.05208 |
64 |
50 |
14 |
0 |
2485 |
Ok, who's paying? On three, two, one... |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
2486 |
I view life as half empty, or in you jokers' case...you're each a loser. Drink? |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
2487 |
...unless, of course, it comes from the Roshambo region of France |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
2488 |
Of all the bars in all the world you decided to walk into mine, how so? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
2489 |
Before I pour,who's paying and no silly games. |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
2490 |
Settle this outside, you guys. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2491 |
My wife said I should be working on more mature ways to settle my arguments but I think we can talk her out of it. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2492 |
Alright, shoot. Who's going first? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2493 |
Where’s the lizard and Spock? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2494 |
Well, one of yous have to pay! |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2495 |
Ok guys, have you figured out who is paying for the drinks. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
So, who's covering Rock then? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2497 |
All right, what'll it be this time? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2498 |
I'll serve you, but one of you needs to give me a credit card NOW. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2499 |
Listen, I'm gonna call Mikey over here, and he'll smash cut and cover all of you if you don't knock it off! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2500 |
Well one of you is paying, however you decide that. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2501 |
We are not going to have a problem picking the designated driver, are we? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2502 |
Let's shoot to see who is going to tell this guy off. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2503 |
Look, I don’t care who orders first, just make up your minds. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2504 |
Closing time. Who's payin? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2505 |
I assume you're all having the same. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2506 |
Sorry Mr. Rochambeau, but the boss won’t let me do double or nothing on bar tabs no more. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2507 |
I know, I know. Cutty Sark. On the rocks. With a cocktail napkin. It wasn't funny the first time you eejits ordered it, and it still isn't. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2508 |
#rock,paper,scissors, drink! |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2509 |
No, we don't serve anything on the rock. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2510 |
C'mon, make a decision! |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
2511 |
Have you guys decided who's going to pay the bill? |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
2512 |
Sorry, no lizards here and my name isn't Spock. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
2513 |
We only got matches for customers. What are you drinkin? |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
2514 |
I don't care WHO won. You still need to pay your tab. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
2515 |
If you guys still can't decide, just go with our signature cocktail! |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
2516 |
No, you can't play Rock Paper Scissors for beers. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
2517 |
Look, I don't care if you don't like to mix work with pleasure. At some point you guys are going to have to make a decision. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
2518 |
You can’t all be down on your luck! |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
2519 |
Personally, I wouldn't risk a dry sandwich for zero-sum game theory, but that's just me. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
2520 |
Todays special :
“the screwdriver” |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
2521 |
The Top Hat, Thimble, and Scottie were in here earlier. Sorry you didn’t get the gig. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
2522 |
Alright, now I don’t want any trouble |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
2523 |
Settle down,you guys. Don't make me declare a thumb war. |
1.2169 |
0.05950 |
83 |
70 |
8 |
5 |
2524 |
Why don't I flip a coin to decide. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
2525 |
The chili comes only one way. My way. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2526 |
Alright fellas, let’s settle this once and for all. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2527 |
I suppose you think this is funny? |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2528 |
How do I know who to serve first??? |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2529 |
Let me guess: you need a drink and a quick decision. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2530 |
If you guys can’t decide, I’m going have to flip a coin. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2531 |
Old school gamers? Mountain Dew it is. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2532 |
No, I'll decide who orders first! |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2533 |
First decide who will pay! |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2534 |
I hate to break it to you, but there is only 1 thing on the menu today. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2535 |
How do you want to settle up? |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
2536 |
You're going to have to come up with some way to decide who's paying the tab. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
2537 |
Because it always ends badly, that's why |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2538 |
How come things always get ugly the moment one of you leaves? |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2539 |
Paper covered the bill last time cause Rock said Scissors was broke. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2540 |
I see one of yas getting smashed tonight. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2541 |
Will you guys make up your minds already! |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
2542 |
what’ll it be-who’s first? |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2543 |
Someone needs to pick up the bill, who's the decision maker here? |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2544 |
Another "shoot," huh? |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
2545 |
I don’t get it… is it like a sex thing? |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2546 |
You guys need to come up with a way to decide who is picking up this tab. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2547 |
So have you figured out who's paying? |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2548 |
OK, you guys. The last time you came in here .rock got smashed by scissors and paper tried to cover the whole thing up so I’m not serving when you guys anymore. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2549 |
Still haven’t figured out who’s paying? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2550 |
So let me get this straight. In rock, paper, scissors, shot:
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers rock
Rock slams the shot
The shot rusts the scissors
Paper dissolves in the shot
And as it always has,
Rock crushes scissors? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2551 |
No, you take a number! That's how this works. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
2552 |
Can't we just arm wrestled this time? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
2553 |
Alright, fellas, we can't do this all night. Who's paying the tab? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
2554 |
OK... If you guys can't solve you disputes in a civilized manner, you are going to have to leave" |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
2555 |
You guys gotta sort this out amongst yourselves. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
2556 |
OK, the question’s always who goes first, so... is it Rock Paper Scissors or Scissors Paper Rock? And do you want straws or sippy cups? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2557 |
C'mon guys, why is it so hard for you to choose a designated driver? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2558 |
We don't serve non-transitives. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2559 |
OK guys |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2560 |
I need to know ahead of time who is going to pay the tab! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2561 |
Yeah! Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Whose paying??? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2562 |
I'm not in the mood for games, so what's your order? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2563 |
Well, the three of you need to figure out who is going to pay the tab. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2564 |
Yeah, the Match was here about an hour ago.
When he left he was totally burnt out.” |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2565 |
I got two beers on tap, fellas. Shouldn't be this hard to decide! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2566 |
Didn't you see the sign: No drinking with scissors. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2567 |
I've got a better idea: first one with cash gets served first. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2568 |
I can sense when a drinking game is about to begin! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2569 |
Whaddya think this is? Some kind of game? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2570 |
I don't care who "won"! One of you needs to settle up! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2571 |
I’ll beat all of you if you don’t pay up |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2572 |
Oh come on, there's got to be a way you can decide who's paying |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2573 |
Why don't you guys settle first who is paying |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2574 |
There's one piece of Mom's homemade apple pie left. Does one of you want it? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2575 |
Just what kind of game are you guys up to? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2576 |
Listen Paper, Rock said you'd be covering this. |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
2577 |
“Eeny, Meeny, and Miney are regulars, that’s why.” |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
2578 |
Not until you figure out who's picking up the tab. |
1.2143 |
0.06400 |
70 |
59 |
7 |
4 |
2579 |
For the last time, I haven't seen a match! |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
2580 |
Enough of your shenanigans! This is a a never ending game with you guys. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
2581 |
I still need to see some ID! |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
2582 |
...because it takes you too long to settle the tab! |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2583 |
So you threw up in the bathroom? Guess a screwdriver beats all three of you |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
2584 |
Don't ask me - you guys find a way to figure out who pays. |
1.2143 |
0.06716 |
70 |
60 |
5 |
5 |
2585 |
Why don't you decide for a change? |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2586 |
I'm not going to let you three cut my hair again. Look what you did last time. |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
2587 |
No heavy-handed stuff or you're all out. |
1.2143 |
0.06400 |
70 |
59 |
7 |
4 |
2588 |
For the last time, I will not play your game for your tab! |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
2589 |
Forget about Atari--those kids will come crying for you real soon. |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2590 |
Look, decide what you want or get out of here! |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
2591 |
Get out of here or I'll shoot! |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
2592 |
No games this time. Who's paying? |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2593 |
Why don’t you ro-sham-beau for the first round? |
1.2143 |
0.06400 |
70 |
59 |
7 |
4 |
2594 |
Did you bring the hands with you? |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2595 |
Listen mister, we three are done playing games! Just to make sure we’re clear:
No more serving drinks on Rocks.
No more using Paper for straws.
And finally, no more humiliating Scissors by making him create cocktail garnishes! |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
2596 |
Only drinks here, no games! |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2597 |
Okay, shoot! What’ll you have? |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
2598 |
Guys…..we’re not gonna sit here and do this all night. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2599 |
Can we run a tab. |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
2600 |
Choose your poison. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
2601 |
Just tell me who's paying! |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2602 |
John, Ken, Poy: Life is not a smorgasbord of random happenstance. You only get what's on today's menu. Next! |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2603 |
I don't care how you settle it... I gotta close up. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2604 |
This time? You guys flip a coin. Got it? |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
2605 |
I wanna know who’s paying before you start the “Rock, Paper, Scissors” thing and run off. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2606 |
I'm sorry, but the spatula can't play today." |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
2607 |
Just pay up… I ain’t waiting for the best two out of three. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2608 |
Want me to decide who pays? |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2609 |
I’ll rock, paper, scissors you if someone doesn’t take care of this tab soon. |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
2610 |
Look guys, we are busy, so I’m gonna beat all three of you if you pick a drink now. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
2611 |
ID’s please? |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2612 |
Shaken, not stirred. |
1.2133 |
0.04762 |
75 |
59 |
16 |
0 |
2613 |
No need to fret over indecision here, boys. There’s only one drink on the menu. |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2614 |
Long day at the playground huh? |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
2615 |
Cuttin' or crushin' is fine, but if I see any more coverin' you're outta here! |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2616 |
Stop passing the buck and pay the tab! |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2617 |
Someone's gonna pay me. Can't you decide like grown ups? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2618 |
I’ve got one beer left, how do we decide who gets it? |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2619 |
Hey, did a priest, a minister, and a rabbi send you guys here? |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2620 |
I will need a credit card before you order. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2621 |
All I’m saying is paper covers scissors as easily as rock - I win, period. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2622 |
I only serve on the rocks! |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2623 |
‘Mustard beats ketchup, ranch beats mustard, okay?’ |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2624 |
We’ll split the check. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2625 |
You think this is a game? |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2626 |
Why don't you just split the bill evenly? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2627 |
Whose tab? On the Rock's? |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2628 |
A new drinking game, I see. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2629 |
Doesn’t anyone play darts anymore? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2630 |
Get the fuck out of here. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
2631 |
I'm gonna need to see some I.D. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2632 |
No service until you figure out which one of you will pay the bill. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2633 |
Well, someone's gotta pay for the drinks - how're you gonna choose who? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2634 |
Alright guys,who's next |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2635 |
To hell they’re your scissors! |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2636 |
Do you want it grinded, wrapped, or sliced? |
1.2121 |
0.06660 |
66 |
56 |
6 |
4 |
2637 |
Well shoot, looks like paper can only cover rock |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2638 |
It's always the same thing with you guys, a couple of drinks and it's "Two out of three, two out of three". |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2639 |
You’ll have to work out the tab amongst yourselves. |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2640 |
This is definitely the last time I'm dropping acid before a shift. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2641 |
I told you guys last time, don’t start no fights with each other |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2642 |
Will we be behaving ourselves tonight, gentleman? |
1.2121 |
0.06660 |
66 |
56 |
6 |
4 |
2643 |
I hear you’re big in Japan |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
2644 |
Only one piece of pie left, fellas. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
2645 |
I take cash. Not the odds. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2646 |
Okay, which one of you clowns feels like a winner today? |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2647 |
Only one of you gets a drink. Who will it be? |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2648 |
Sorry Guys, we only have one Bud Light left. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2649 |
We can’t decide who’s gonna pay. Do you have a coin? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2650 |
Shut up Rock or I'll have Paper shut you up! |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2651 |
Not until a certain someone covers a certain something from last week. You all know who I'm talking about. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2652 |
Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe just left. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2653 |
Make up your minds. Do you want cocktails or mocktails? |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2654 |
First, let's determine who's paying. |
1.2113 |
0.06317 |
71 |
60 |
7 |
4 |
2655 |
Sorry, we got Cointreau, but no Rochambeau. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2656 |
OK: three bourbons - one on the rocks, one for the guy who's three sheets to the wind, and one for the guy who wants to cut it with water. |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
2657 |
As a thruple,you guys have some serious issues! |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
2658 |
Your wife was in here looking for you earlier. She thinks you’re covering something up. |
1.2113 |
0.06317 |
71 |
60 |
7 |
4 |
2659 |
The one-handed man left an hour ago. |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2660 |
I don’t care who beats who. Settle your disagreements outside of my bar |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2661 |
Stop cutting the line. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2662 |
Before you get to 'stone hits bartender,' you're all outta here. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2663 |
Shouldn’t you three be in school? |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2664 |
I'm mot playing your game. You each get your own tab. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2665 |
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2666 |
I don’t make the rules! |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2667 |
Take the fight outside! |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2668 |
This time I first need to know who’s paying. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2669 |
Sometimes you wanna go,where everybody knows your gaaaaa-aa-aame. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2670 |
Okay you guys, I know your game, and I ain't playing it. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2671 |
Sorry,I can only serve one of you. You guys decide |
1.2105 |
0.06574 |
76 |
66 |
4 |
6 |
2672 |
That offer doesn’t cut it !” |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
76 |
60 |
16 |
0 |
2673 |
Choices can't be choosers! |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2674 |
I'll tell you one last time! If you say 'Shoot' in here one more time; Bartender breaks Rock, burns Paper and breaks Scissors in two! |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2675 |
I don't care who wins. You each pay your own bill. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2676 |
Fine, Paper covers Rock, but who’s paying for Scissors over here? |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2677 |
Rock, paper, scissors... shoot, i forgot my wallet. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2678 |
I guess I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamines |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2679 |
no, I don’t play games, and I just wanna know who’s paying |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2680 |
If you can’t decide who’s paying, maybe just flip a coin? |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2681 |
Complete and utter child’s play! Get outta here! |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2682 |
Scissors cut paper in line, so Paper got the cover, which means all drinks are on the rock |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2683 |
You’ve all had your shots, now shoot! |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2684 |
There is no choice. Can I see some ID |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2685 |
No, you can't order the best 2 out of 3 |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2686 |
You guys gotta figure out who is buying the drinks. Duke it out. |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2687 |
You guys can work it out who is going to pay the tab. |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2688 |
So….who’s gonna cover the bill, fellas? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2689 |
No more contests, mates, or it's separate checks! |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2690 |
I think I know how you are going to determine who’s paying. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2691 |
Yeah,well loser pays or no drinks! |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2692 |
Oh, cute. And what do paper, rock, scissors want to drink? |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2693 |
OK. Who’s ordering first? Go ahead. I’ll wait. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2694 |
No, the tab is not going to be crushed, covered, or cut tonight. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2695 |
I own you! |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2696 |
I've got a fist full of whiskey. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2697 |
Yeah? I say kale beats all! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2698 |
Now I hope this goes without saying, fellas, but in this establishment we shoot on go! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2699 |
C'mon boys, I don't have all day! |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2700 |
This is MY bar, we only do Trivia Thursday and that’s final! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2701 |
Can't you think of some way to settle this yourselves? |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2702 |
Whoa,Whoa,Whoa! Before I serve a single drink to you clowns I need to know who’s paying the tab right NOW! |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2703 |
No, you guys decide. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2704 |
Awright, you boys are gonna have to take this out back. |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2705 |
I'm sorry. We are out of everything. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2706 |
Oh, no. This time you pay up front. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2707 |
Take it somewhere else. I'm working. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
2708 |
What did you decide? |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2709 |
How'd you like your drinks, poured on the rock? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2710 |
What are you guys having?
We’ll have a Paper Plane on the rocks with a cut of lemon please. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2711 |
One, two, three, SHOOT |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2712 |
I don't have time for games! What do you want to drink! |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2713 |
What do you mean- you want to split the check three ways? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2714 |
Unfortunately, I only have one left. |
1.2088 |
0.05745 |
91 |
78 |
7 |
6 |
2715 |
Let me guess: paper’s covering rock, scissors and paper are splitting. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2716 |
What do you mean, you told my bouncer he could go home? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2717 |
How do you decide who pays? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2718 |
Stone, scroll, shears… 3 silly Ss vs Humam! |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2719 |
Heads or tails? |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2720 |
Hey guys, move it along. You're scaring off our indecisive customers. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2721 |
Make up your minds! This isn't a game. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2722 |
Listen, it's go on "shoot" there is no "says" |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2723 |
Which one of you has a credit card? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2724 |
No, I will NOT call you Rochambeau! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2725 |
Tough guys, eh? |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2726 |
OK then, could one of you decide? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2727 |
Ok so rock,paper,and scissors walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Who’s paying the bill.” |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2728 |
Sorry, nothing beats last call |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2729 |
Can't you decide yet on what you want to drink? |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2730 |
Ok I will play but you still have to pay for your drinks” |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2731 |
There'll be no wrappin', cuttin' or smashin' in here unless I'm doin' it. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2732 |
We don't serve Ro-Chambourd. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2733 |
Somebody covers tab, expenses break establishment, or I cut service. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2734 |
How many times do I gotta tell you guys!?! We don’t serve hands here. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2735 |
Can you settle a bet for those people in the back? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2736 |
Enough of loser has to pay. Someone just pay! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2737 |
What ever happened to that priest, rabbi, and….. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2738 |
So, it's a drinking game now? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2739 |
I told you guys before, no handouts! |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2740 |
What’s the Tab?” “Oh, they’ll go on Shoot. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2741 |
Dudes, I get paid by the hour, take as long as you like… |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2742 |
Shaken, stirred, or snipped? |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2743 |
I'll give you my best shot. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2744 |
Look, I feel like you guys should be a lot better at deciding what you want. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2745 |
I don't care how you figure it out but someone needs to pay your tab right now! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2746 |
Okay, who is picking up this tab? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2747 |
Just choose, already. Or flip a coin if you can’t decide among you. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2748 |
Who gets the first beer? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2749 |
Well, did you settle on something? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2750 |
No, you can just take turns like anybody else! |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2751 |
Maybe just agree to disagree. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2752 |
Yeah? And eenie, meenie, bite my weenie. Pay up freaks. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2753 |
Scissors, paper, rock: No game playing without ordering drinks. And very stiff ones. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2754 |
We're not playing this game again. I want to see cash before I serve you. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2755 |
Don't be wise guys. How are you going to decide who pays? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2756 |
My manager told me to cut you guys off. So I guess that means rock stays, paper leaves, and scissors goes again. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2757 |
Which two of you were here first? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2758 |
You each pay your own way this time! There’s no way one of you is covering everyone |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2759 |
3 stooges walk into a bar… |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2760 |
No, I'm not playing games with you. The prices are high because your president is an idiot. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2761 |
I assume paper is covering the cost? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2762 |
I don't care how this works with other people. Take a number. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2763 |
Rochambeau on the rocks? |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2764 |
And no, we can’t settle your bar tab with that stupid game. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2765 |
No Way! Cash or Credit Card. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
2766 |
Fellas, I don't want your particular brand of jocular violence in my establishment. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2767 |
So, who’s gonna be the designated driver? |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2768 |
Who’s shout is it this time🍻? |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2769 |
Yeah, well, there are four sides to every story. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2770 |
Just don't start anything! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2771 |
Separate checks I assume? |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2772 |
"Everyone wants the same thing right?" |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2773 |
No fighting! I don’t care who you are… |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2774 |
So what'll it be? Destiny on the rocks? |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2775 |
Somewhere between a rock and scissors |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2776 |
Hope your less picky about food |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2777 |
You guys want the usual hard roll, paper thin ham, cut in half? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2778 |
Let me guess, you fellas say "shots"? |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2779 |
I don’t have all day. Let’s flip a coin. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2780 |
Shoot, just decide already! |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2781 |
Don"t give me that look! The boss said all bets are off. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2782 |
Eennie Meenie Minnie Moe… |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2783 |
Look. I tried it 3x. DECLINED. |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2784 |
You’re all winners in here, okay, so what will it be? |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
2785 |
For the last time, what’ll you have? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2786 |
No bar fights tonight, got it? |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2787 |
Any ideas on how we can resolve who I should serve first? |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2788 |
We already told you guys…pool and arm wrestling are the only competitions allowed in here. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2789 |
The last time you guys got drunk, I got a concussion, a big paper cut and a really bad haircut, so get the hell out of my bar.” |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2790 |
Yous ready to order? Shoot. |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
2791 |
Okay, dry martini on the rocks with a slice, right? |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2792 |
GAME ON! |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
2793 |
The Pokémon team didn’t argue over the bill nearly as much and I refused to pick a winner with them too |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2794 |
For the last time, that is not how we settle tabs here. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2795 |
Before I pour anything, let's decide who pays |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2796 |
CASH! |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2797 |
Okay, I get it - paper covers rock. But who’s covering the rest of the tab? |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2798 |
Look, Sorry. I thought they were nicknames, Sham and Bo sound like thieving jerks! |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2799 |
Only one of you is leaving alive. |
1.2059 |
0.04940 |
68 |
54 |
14 |
0 |
2800 |
So, who's on the rocks ? |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2801 |
Rock: 3 Whiskeys. Scissors: Make mine neat. Paper: I'll take mine on the rocks. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2802 |
For the last time, just download Splitwise and call it a day. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2803 |
Look, I don't care which one of you pays as long as someone pays. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2804 |
Look. I know as soon as I turn my back you will be at it again. That's it. Rock? You're buying this round. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2805 |
This is not a gambling bar. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2806 |
I don't care which one of you won; I need to see some ID! |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2807 |
Let's flip a coin to see who goes first. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2808 |
No I won't split the bill, and I don't care how you decide which one of you pays it. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2809 |
No I will not let you guys rent out my bar for a "Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Tournament". I do not have the time for that |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
2810 |
No service until you pay for all the breakage from your brawl last week! |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2811 |
Waddya mean you can’t make up your mind! |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2812 |
I can't serve ya all at once, it just won't work. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2813 |
Ok then, you guys decide who's served first. |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
2814 |
I don’t care who pays but you have to decide somehow. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2815 |
And you think the best way to decide bar bets is what? |
1.2055 |
0.04762 |
73 |
58 |
15 |
0 |
2816 |
I'm not playing any games with you guys. |
1.2055 |
0.04762 |
73 |
58 |
15 |
0 |
2817 |
Do you have to fight over every decision? |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2818 |
Shoot, what’ll it be. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2819 |
Do I make a good Rochambeau.. look here, we serve hard liquor for hard people. |
1.2055 |
0.04762 |
73 |
58 |
15 |
0 |
2820 |
Get your convoluted New Yorker cartoon energy outta my bar! |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2821 |
The last time ya’s three jerks were in here was a big fight about “who went first”. Any arguments this time, I’ll throw all ya’s OUT! . |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2822 |
How many times have I told you…you can’t keep coming in here yelling 1-2-3 SHOOT!! |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2823 |
You need me to put it on paper for you? No matter how you cut it I’m between a rock and a hard place! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2824 |
No Screwdrivers for you guys! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2825 |
I don't give a damn how you choose but someone needs to pay this tab! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2826 |
So, this gorilla walks into a bar. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2827 |
...but only one drink each, you know what happened last time! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2828 |
Who has the tab? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2829 |
You have to say ahead of time who is paying. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2830 |
Look, I don't care how you decide but someone's gotta pay. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2831 |
Take this outside, you three. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2832 |
Alright already, will one of you just order for God’s sake? |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
2833 |
Alright! Who's gonna pay? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2834 |
I don’t make recommendations.
You all decide. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2835 |
No. Like I said, we only do 'eeny, meeny, miny moe' here . . . |
1.2048 |
0.06359 |
83 |
73 |
3 |
7 |
2836 |
Who's getting the check? |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2837 |
Can’t you guys find a way to settle this? |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
2838 |
Rock, paper, scissors?! nice try, NO SOUP FOR YOU! |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2839 |
I don't care if you've been around forever; I still need to see ID. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2840 |
C'mon, make a decision - it's not worth fighting over! |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2841 |
Hey! I told you before. Don't come back until you can make a decision. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2842 |
No, I will NOT play with you for free drinks! |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
2843 |
I don't care if you have trouble agreeing...someone has to pay the tab! |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
2844 |
If you’ve got to settle a disagreement, do it outside. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2845 |
I haven't got all day. |
1.2031 |
0.05069 |
64 |
51 |
13 |
0 |
2846 |
I'm not playing this game with youse. You're 86'd! |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2847 |
How do I know who goes first, why don't you draw straws? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2848 |
If I serve you, every coin in the neighborhood is going be in here taking up counter space. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2849 |
You guys figure out who's buying outside first. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2850 |
Let me guess -- Rock's tab goes to you. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2851 |
We're just waiting on the lizard and Spock to start the game. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2852 |
Only enough for one…..well you know what that means? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2853 |
Can’t you guys think of a way to agree who pays the tab? |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2854 |
Aha! I'll call this "Reality, Illusion, and Sheer Madness" |
1.2031 |
0.06748 |
64 |
55 |
5 |
4 |
2855 |
Yes, your ban in this bar is PER-MA-NENT. You know what you did. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2856 |
I won't tolerate you hustling my customers in this bar! |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
2857 |
Hey pal! No cutting the line! |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2858 |
Look, If YOU can't decide who's buying...I gave up. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2859 |
I told you. I am not serving any of you without a lizard AND Spock! |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2860 |
You guys really need to take this outside. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2861 |
"Listen up boys, we're going alphabetical tonight. Paper, what'll it be?" |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2862 |
Listen guys, I don’t want any trouble this time. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2863 |
What, can't make up your mind? |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2864 |
I get it that you're artificial, but I was hoping for more intelligence. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2865 |
A rock, a paper, & a scissor enter a bar... |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2866 |
Look, I don’t care how many time rock beat scissors, scissors beat paper or paper beat rock! Either stop your bickering and order something or get out! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2867 |
I don't want any trouble outta youse guys tonight. Make your decision and it'll be final! |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2868 |
Can’t you guys just figure out a way of deciding who is going to order and pay? |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2869 |
This time, to save a whole lot of hassle, I'LL decide who's going to order first. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2870 |
Cut the crap and order |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2871 |
I thought this joke was about a rabbi and a priest. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2872 |
If you are going to fight over who pays again, I'm not serving you! |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2873 |
This is the longest we’ve been together without something bad happening! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2874 |
You still haven’t figured out who’s buying? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2875 |
No I wont play you for a beer. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2876 |
You in the middle....I have to card you. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2877 |
Look, one of you has to take care of this tab - figure it out! |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2878 |
No games this time fellas, you pay for your drinks just like everyone else. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2879 |
Whaddya mean surprise me? |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
2880 |
I suppose you want separate checks. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2881 |
Is there a bathroom we could use? |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
2882 |
A Paper Plane in a coupe glass on the rocks, I presume?! |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2883 |
Call it, on three..: |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2884 |
So fellas,how do you suggest we decide who pays the tab? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2885 |
Viemos aqui para te ajudar. Escolha qual quer um de nós, e resolva sua vida. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
2886 |
Listen. The deli will never go back. Order cannot come from birth or power alone. That way, madness lies. Now, I will say it one last time: Take. A. Number. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2887 |
Yeah, We’ll have the usual, John. The hot potato. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2888 |
Look…I’m not playing games with you guys….understand? |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2889 |
Aren’t you a bit underaged to be in here? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2890 |
I gotta cut back on the shrooms. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2891 |
You can figure it out between yourselves, but you ain’t leaving without paying your tab. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2892 |
I don't care how you decide, one of you has to pay the tab. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2893 |
*You* guys, again? |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2894 |
How do you plan to decide who pays? |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2895 |
"Play a game for your drinks? Only if I'm a jackhammer. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2896 |
Settle your tab, or bartender beats all |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2897 |
Who’s gonna cover this ….Paper? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2898 |
Where’s Table Saw? |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2899 |
Ok I get it, but who's gonna cover the tab |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2900 |
"If you wise guys can't say who pays, I'm flipping a coin." |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2901 |
No games. Just pay your tab. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2902 |
Look, I don’t care if you’re smashed as long as one of you covers him. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2903 |
I already tossed lizard and Spock, which one of you wise guys is next? |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
2904 |
Look, you're all winners and losers. Now can you quit yelling "shoot"? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2905 |
You're not gonna do that rock-paper-scissors bit when it comes to who's paying the check, are ya? |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2906 |
I don’t care if you can crush him, scissors was here first |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2907 |
You could each pay for your own, you know! |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2908 |
Just make a frickin' decision! |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2909 |
Rock,paper,scissors- shooter? |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2910 |
Paper: I’ll take mine on the rock’ |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2911 |
I don't care who wins 2 out of 3, someone needs to pay |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2912 |
What is this … some kinda joke? |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2913 |
Allright so who's going to pay? |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2914 |
Chocolate milk!! Forget it!! |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2915 |
I don't care what you decided, drinks are not on the house. |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2916 |
How do we decide who will pay? |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2917 |
So...the dish did run away with the spoon afterall!! |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2918 |
Let's settle this before I start pouring drinks |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2919 |
This time, I decide which one of you will pay! |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2920 |
You guys are too young to drink. You may think you rock but you just don’t make the cut here and that’s a wrap. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2921 |
I have no idea who to serve first! |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2922 |
OK, who’s going to order first? |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2923 |
No! No one ever picks up the tab.
There's no winning with you guys. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2924 |
Your card was declined. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2925 |
The second paper covers rock you are all out of here. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2926 |
No shirt no service... |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2927 |
Not now! I've got my hands full.
Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
2928 |
Can't you read the sign? No 'cutting', no 'covering' and no 'breaking.'" |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2929 |
Rock out, wrap it up or cut it out and you're outta here. |
1.2000 |
0.06625 |
70 |
61 |
4 |
5 |
2930 |
We're trying to decide who pays. Have you got a coin? |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2931 |
I know how we can settle this... |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2932 |
While we’re deciding just bring us a whiskey cut with water in the rocks- and don’t forget the napkin! |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2933 |
You wanna know what Paper doesn't cover? His tab! |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2934 |
I'm still cleaning up since the last time youse guys was here. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2935 |
No matter how many times you play that game, one of you will have to pick up the tab. |
1.2000 |
0.04500 |
80 |
64 |
16 |
0 |
2936 |
Can’t any of you make a decision?! |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2937 |
We don't like trouble here, so nobody's going to be beating anyone. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2938 |
No, we don't have any Rochambeau '98. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2939 |
I think the real winner is my next drink |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2940 |
Maybe you could just decide what you want? |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2941 |
You guys can drink here, but you better not ask me to settle any arguments. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2942 |
I don't want any trouble, you guys can settle your own disputes outside this time. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2943 |
Can’t you sort this out amongst yourselves? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2944 |
I can't serve you until you decide who's going to pay for this round. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2945 |
Why don't ya Flip a Coin to decide what you're gonna have. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2946 |
Nope, you need to pay with a credit card or cash, just like everyone else. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2947 |
Enough with this two-out-of-three nonsense! Heads or tails? |
1.2000 |
0.04815 |
70 |
56 |
14 |
0 |
2948 |
Try eeney,meeney,miney,moe if you can’t make up your mind. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2949 |
Look, I ain't got all night. One of youse is gonna pay this tab! |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2950 |
Ain't nobody been in here named Rochambeau! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2951 |
There's only one meatball left.
How are you going to decide who gets it? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2952 |
Decide who's going to pay before I serve you! |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2953 |
Okay, so...who's paying the tab? |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2954 |
OK…So tell me this, who’s gonna hold the glass for each of you??? |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2955 |
Just so you know, the minute any of you starts in on the others I'm cutting you all off. |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2956 |
Roy, Sham, Bo; all grown up. Haven't seen you fellas since the playground. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2957 |
I'm tired of your games |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2958 |
No, I’m still down 50 bucks from last time. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2959 |
Gosh, you look bedraggled |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2960 |
Look Furlface, I don't care who you cover, I want to know who's covering the tab. |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
2961 |
For the last time, you say your order on “shoot” |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2962 |
I'm tired of hearing about your "lord and creator: Officemax" |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2963 |
I presume you want that pressed, cut and wrapped? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2964 |
Don't worry, mister flamethrower usually doesn't show up til 9. |
1.2000 |
0.04500 |
80 |
64 |
16 |
0 |
2965 |
Time to settle up. I know paper covers rock, but what have you got, scissors? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2966 |
This time you're going to figure out who pays BEFORE you start drinking. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2967 |
Rock, paper or scissors? How about cash, credit or debit? |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2968 |
Don’t care how you decide who pays but the tab is $82.50. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2969 |
Alright, which of you is first? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2970 |
I know your famous but no free drinks! |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
2971 |
No, I won’t play for drinks. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2972 |
I don’t care how you decide, just tell me who’s paying the tab! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2973 |
Ok, which one of you fellas is first? |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2974 |
One of you needs to make a decision. |
1.2000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
69 |
6 |
5 |
2975 |
No fighting in the bar. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2976 |
For the last time, gambling is not allowed on the premises |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2977 |
Look, I just pour the drinks, you decide who pays. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2978 |
I need a bouncer, a bookkeeper, and a cashier. You're all hired! |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2979 |
Who’s picking up the check here? |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2980 |
No dice. Youz guys gotta decide on yer own. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2981 |
You go first.” “No, you go first. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2982 |
‘No. I won’t split the tab.’ |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2983 |
Can you fix US with something for a change? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2984 |
Tequila trumps y’all, fellas |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2985 |
Not my problem, but… do you really think another round of Tequila is the best way out of this conflict? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2986 |
Take your beef outside or I'll shake the living daylights out of each of you. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2987 |
Why the heck are you here? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2988 |
Okay, on the count of three….” 🤛🏼✌🏼🤚 |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2989 |
Your drinks on the rock? |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2990 |
Where are Lizard and Spock? #bigbangtheory #sheldoncooper |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2991 |
You fellas gonna order something or what? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2992 |
I see you came to play” |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2993 |
Look, you guys need to decide right now who’s paying the bar tab, okay? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2994 |
You've really never heard of Rock, Paper and Scissors? We're kind of a big deal, we never have to pay |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2995 |
Nobody’s gonna see a band called ‘Rock Paper Scissor Sean.’ I’m out. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2996 |
We’ll give you three guesses. |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
2997 |
i don't care you are 'resolving problems' since 'the stone age', you still need to show your id's. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2998 |
I'm not serving any drinks until you sort out who's paying. |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2999 |
Let me guess- one, two, three shots. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
3000 |
I'll flip you for the bill. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
3001 |
I know your kind - three strikes and our out. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
3002 |
No, I do not play for free drinks! |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
3003 |
Make up your minds! |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
3004 |
Three poor decisions, please |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
3005 |
I think someone has explained the rules incorrectly to you |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
3006 |
Oh yeah? Well, I've got Pizza! Beat that! |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
3007 |
No Tab until I get a ruling |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
3008 |
Getting a drink HERE is no game! |
1.1974 |
0.04596 |
76 |
61 |
15 |
0 |
3009 |
I don't care how you work it out, but one of you has to pay. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3010 |
No, carding isn't best out of three. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
3011 |
There's only two ways to do this, and we're fresh out of straws. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3012 |
You smug motherfuckers don't get it, do you? Rather than being wise peacemakers, you instead arbitrarily dispense judgment. And those random choices most often quash meaningful discourse that could ultimately lead to a more just society. |
1.1974 |
0.06494 |
76 |
67 |
3 |
6 |
3013 |
Have you decided or do you need a minute? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3014 |
Irked clerk trumps all 3 a ya!” |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
3015 |
I don’t care HOW you decide—somebody’s gotta pick up the tab! |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
3016 |
First of all, the checks here are electronic, not paper! |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
3017 |
You’ve got until I say ‘shoot’ to settle this. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3018 |
3 shots on the rock ?? |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
3019 |
Look, i don't care how you decide to pay but someone has to |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
3020 |
Whatever there is between you, you leave it at the door! There'll be no fighting in here! |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3021 |
Happy hour. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3022 |
You all have seriously never met before? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
3023 |
How you decide who pays for a round is your business.
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
3024 |
Eeny Meeny Miney Mo |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3025 |
Hey dip-shits! Don't take all day to decide! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3026 |
No cutting, no wrapping, no smashing in here. You guys got that? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3027 |
We don’t allow bar games! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3028 |
May I see some I.D.? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
3029 |
Take it outside, boys! There is no conflict resolution in the bar. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
3030 |
I pick paper |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3031 |
Listen, if rock is going to beat scissors,
you take that outside, understand? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3032 |
Here's a game for you 1,2,3 you pay me |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3033 |
Well, someone is paying the tab. You guys settle it |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3034 |
No trouble tonight, Gotit! |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3035 |
Can we split the check? |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
3036 |
How you going to figure out who’s paying…? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
3037 |
You've got to decide who's going to cover the tab. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
3038 |
Who's tab is this on? |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
3039 |
Just so we’re clear, the bartender beats all you guys. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3040 |
What will it be: the Rochambeau, the Bato Bato Pik or the Quartz Parchment Shears? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3041 |
Enough with the games,who’s paying for the round. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3042 |
You can’t just walk in here and expect me to settle your dispute! |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3043 |
I don’t care how many followers you got! You’re not getting any free drinks! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3044 |
Not this again...rock who? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3045 |
Why is it always you three? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3046 |
Oh no, you guys aren’t gonna shoot up MY bar again!” |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
3047 |
Every Saturday night the same thing- listen up once you’ve had a few too many- do me a favor and take it outside! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
3048 |
The Hard Rock Cafe is down the street |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
3049 |
Enough of your games! Who's paying! |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3050 |
Just order. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
3051 |
So, have you decided who’s paying? |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
3052 |
Take your quarrel outside, guys. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3053 |
Bouncers apply muscle, not diplomacy! |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3054 |
Rock, are you picking up scissor's icy tab? |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3055 |
I could care less what rock, paper, scissors says. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3056 |
I don't care if he covers you, it'll still be eight bucks! |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3057 |
Well if it isn't Rochambeau. ID's Please. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
3058 |
No fighting this time! |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
3059 |
You decide |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
3060 |
Look, I don’t care who, but one of youse has to pay. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
3061 |
No more ganging up on my customers and manipulating the outcome for drinks! |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
3062 |
Wait. You want me to cut it in thirds by weight and wrap each one separately!? |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3063 |
Have you guys considered a way you might help people solve problems? |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
3064 |
You need to decide who picks up the tab before I serve you. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3065 |
I warn you, I am well practiced at recognizing and exploiting non random behaviors. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
3066 |
No, I still don't have something that can knock all of you out. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
3067 |
It's on the house tonight. You're all winners in my book. |
1.1970 |
0.06556 |
66 |
57 |
5 |
4 |
3068 |
Which one of you wants to go first? |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3069 |
don't play with me, you know there is a cover charge |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
3070 |
Look pal ! I don’t care which one of yous pays. Just pay up. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3071 |
Makeup yo goddam minds! |
1.1967 |
0.05132 |
61 |
49 |
12 |
0 |
3072 |
I know a game we can play to see who orders first. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3073 |
Back off guys, I got a spoon back here! |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
3074 |
I'm going to have to see a credit card up front fellas |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3075 |
Yeah yeah yeah…don’t try to play your silly one-upmanship game with me. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3076 |
Rock, paper, scissors, I.D., please. |
1.1967 |
0.05132 |
61 |
49 |
12 |
0 |
3077 |
Now, which one of you guys is covering the check? |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
3078 |
Welcome! I haven't seen you guys since I was a kid. |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
3079 |
Y'all better decide what you want to order, peaceful-like. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
3080 |
This is a gun free establishment. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3081 |
I’ve told you a million times, you can’t shoot in here. It’s bad for business. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
3082 |
Look here, you three, i dont want any trouble in here like last time...I'll decide your drinks for you. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
3083 |
I don’t want no trouble in here….. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
3084 |
I don't care who pays, just find a way to settle the tab. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
3085 |
Not my fault you can't decide. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
3086 |
No playing games! You’re each gonna pay your own tab! |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
3087 |
Does anyone truly win? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
3088 |
Will one of you just make up your mind? |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
3089 |
Just tell me your order, I don't have time for games! |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
3090 |
The sexual tension is palpable |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
3091 |
Make up your minds. On three. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
3092 |
I don't care who you are. We only deal in cash. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
3093 |
There will be no fighting over the bar tab. Got it? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
3094 |
Where are lizard and Spock ? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
3095 |
Do you want something "on the rocks?" |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
3096 |
You 3 again? What'll be this time? Another round of who gets smashed, covered or cut-off? |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
3097 |
Let me guess… |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
3098 |
No, you make the choice. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
3099 |
Whoever wins, rock, paper, scissors, gets the tab? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
3100 |
That won't cut it here!
Somebody has to break out some cash to cover your drinks. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
3101 |
Don't even think about it. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
3102 |
‘Okay - who’s next?’ |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
3103 |
No, I will not show you my hand! |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3104 |
Come on, already, just try "eeni-meenie-minie-moe" to decide how to have your eggs cooked! |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3105 |
Yeah that's right I'm famous actor Gary Busey with nothing better to do than tend bar at this shithole full of cocksuckers like you who play some stupid grab ass game to settle the tab. What are the odds, huh? |
1.1944 |
0.06141 |
72 |
62 |
6 |
4 |
3106 |
I told you.
I'm not here to play games! |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3107 |
I need ONE employee with your skill sets |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3108 |
Ok. Who’s ordering tonight? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
3109 |
On the what? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
3110 |
Don't look at me! You guys decide! |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
3111 |
Yeah we got booze, but wit youse togetha like dat, I’m gonna have ta card each one individually . |
1.1944 |
0.06452 |
72 |
63 |
4 |
5 |
3112 |
I said, take it outside, gentlemen. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3113 |
Draw straws for the last pickle? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
3114 |
Cut it out! Can't you see I am Busy! |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3115 |
Sorry -- we don't serve metaphors. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
3116 |
On the count of three: who’s paying? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
3117 |
OK - but if I hear a single“one two three shoot!” this is the last time you ever drink here |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3118 |
I don't care if paper lost, I don't take checks, so rock on out of here because you're all cut off". |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3119 |
You guys are great at settling arguments, so how about settling your tab? |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
3120 |
Shoot…not this again. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
3121 |
A round of shooters please! I'll cover it. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
3122 |
Alright, guys. You’re all winners but what I asked for was a wiener. |
1.1944 |
0.06141 |
72 |
62 |
6 |
4 |
3123 |
Ok fine, but I’m not keeping the tab open |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
3124 |
Well, if it ain't the new Three Stooges. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
3125 |
Another tie? So who's going to pay? |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
3126 |
It's more than just a game. It's a true story. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
3127 |
Sorry guys but your services are no longer needed. We are switching to heads or tails instead. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
3128 |
Figure out who’s paying before you order, fellas! |
1.1940 |
0.06464 |
67 |
58 |
5 |
4 |
3129 |
I said "How old are ya?". |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
3130 |
No, I'm not getting involved. You're just going to have to find some other way to settle this. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
3131 |
When you guys decide which one’s paying the tab, lemme know. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
3132 |
I AM not running a tab for you three again! |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
3133 |
Wait till I say “shoot!” |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
3134 |
Two regular price and one senior price for our rock friend here. . |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
3135 |
Ok, get it over with. I’m not serving until you guys decide” |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
3136 |
Be careful - guy at the end said he had a score to settle with you, once and for all |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
3137 |
You can stay as long as you remember who’s in charge here. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
3138 |
Flip a coin or something to figure out who pays before you order. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
3139 |
You guys are worse than Eeny, Meeny, Minee and Moe. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
3140 |
This is a busy time; please step aside and get back in line when you've decided. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
3141 |
Okay, who's next? |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
3142 |
I call tails! |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
3143 |
You guys are worse on deciding who is paying than that group last night. A hamster, a piece of tin foil and a microwave. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
3144 |
Pick a number between one and ten. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
3145 |
Remember: what happens at the bar stays at the bar |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
3146 |
They want craft cocktails? Do I look like I have glitter glue? |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
3147 |
I serve shots, not shoots. |
1.1935 |
0.06837 |
62 |
54 |
4 |
4 |
3148 |
Quit playing games and just get along with each other! |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
3149 |
„Three whiskeys on the rock ... he lost.“ |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
3150 |
Closing time, you (three) don’t have to go home but you can’t. play. here.”
🎤 : @semisonicban |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
3151 |
I’ve heard this joke before, nobody wins. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
3152 |
I don’t care who says they were first, that’s something you’ll need to work out amongst yourself. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
3153 |
I'm sorry, but we only serve drinks on the rocks. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
3154 |
Eenie, Meenie and Miney, you say. Where's Moe? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
3155 |
You cannot keep beating each other in the bar, take it outside |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
3156 |
Decide now, or the 8-ball picks it ! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
3157 |
Why don't you figure out a way to decide what to order? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
3158 |
Just make up your mind and quit playing games. I don't have all day. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
3159 |
You are going to have to choose you drinks somehow. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
3160 |
Gees just finished dealing with those damn thumbs at war now you guys? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
3161 |
No Games, please. Just give me your order. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
3162 |
Someone's got to pay, you figure it out! |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
3163 |
You start up again with tic, tac or toe, and you're outta here. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
3164 |
How should we decide who orders first?”
“I have an idea. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
3165 |
For the last time, it's SHOT nmot SHOOT. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3166 |
Decide! |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
3167 |
Ok enough. What'll it be? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
3168 |
Ok, who's picking up the tab this time? |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
3169 |
Don't even think about 3 out of 5! |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3170 |
Three 'screwdrivers' please |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3171 |
Have you decided who's going to pay? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
3172 |
Always the same game, can't you come up with another way to get a free drink? |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3173 |
This time I’m not serving you until you figure out who’s picking up the check! |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3174 |
How will you decide who is picking up the tab? |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3175 |
Paying in Dollars beats you all |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
3176 |
No more drunk fighting over who's the winner. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
3177 |
Alright I’m going to give you guys till the count of three… |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
3178 |
… and then we got kicked out of the situation room when he stole the election. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
3179 |
I don't care how you do it. But someone has to make a decision. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
3180 |
Who's paying and I wanna see the money. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3181 |
no drinks for minors |
1.1918 |
0.06062 |
73 |
63 |
6 |
4 |
3182 |
Okay, which one of you is going to pay the bill? |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3183 |
Hey! This is a dice bar. We don't serve none of that foreign ro sham beaux crap in here! |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
3184 |
You said you were friends with the Rock, who’s this tool? |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
3185 |
I can’t take your order until you decide who goes first. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3186 |
You wanna drink? because I know how this ends…Paper, sodden, Rock, dissolved, Scissors, rusty…it’s your choice |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
3187 |
No, I don't want to see another bar game........! |
1.1918 |
0.06062 |
73 |
63 |
6 |
4 |
3188 |
Where's Ramaswamy? |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3189 |
Just to be safe, I'll make all of the drinks NEAT. Nothing on the... you know... |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
3190 |
Yeesh, I just got rid of the minister, the priest, and the rabbi!"
Bill Christie, Hoschton, G |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
3191 |
No! Choose among yourselves. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3192 |
I don't know. Try odds and evens. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3193 |
Listen, buddy, one more time—on the rocks or not? |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
3194 |
I don’t care if your names are rock, paper, scissors. No ID, no service! |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
3195 |
Okay, you decide amongst yourselves who’s gonna order first. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
3196 |
can’t you just call it ‘with ice’? |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
3197 |
I’ve had it with these — walked into a bar jokes! |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
3198 |
Alright, which one of you is Rochambeau? |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
3199 |
You work out who pays! |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3200 |
So … which one of you is the rabbi? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3201 |
Oh yeah? Well, I'm tellin' ya, nothing beats our Pale Ale! |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3202 |
C’mon guys. Just decide! |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
3203 |
You come here, you drink. You don't argue over who pays. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3204 |
So,have you guys decided who is paying? |
1.1912 |
0.06021 |
68 |
58 |
7 |
3 |
3205 |
If you guys try to skip out on your tab again, I'll beat all of you. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3206 |
Why is the rock the only one smiling? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3207 |
I don't care how you work it out, someone needs to pay the tab. |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3208 |
Let me know when you’re ready to order. |
1.1912 |
0.06021 |
68 |
58 |
7 |
3 |
3209 |
Which one of you losers is going to pay the tab? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3210 |
Game day was yesterday." |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
3211 |
Ok, you jokers, before I serve you I need to know that at least one of you is paying! |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3212 |
CASH beats all! |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3213 |
You 3 should be the champions of choices! |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3214 |
How can you ALL be the wingman |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3215 |
For the third time,what |
1.1912 |
0.06021 |
68 |
58 |
7 |
3 |
3216 |
I don’t have a clue, what it is that you want. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3217 |
That’s all good and well. But what if the scissors cut the paper while it is wrapped around the rock? Then who pays |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
3218 |
I don’t care how you decide, just order already! |
1.1912 |
0.06021 |
68 |
58 |
7 |
3 |
3219 |
Cash or card, only! |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3220 |
You really left Lizard and Spock alone, again?! |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3221 |
More shooters? |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
3222 |
So who cut who this time? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3223 |
Which one of you can beat a hangover? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3224 |
That’s it, no more shots! |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
3225 |
I don't give a damn which one pays. I just need to see some cash on the bar or hit the door. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
3226 |
Meany miney and Mo had the sloppy Joe. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3227 |
Okay, who wanted the DRY martini? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3228 |
So, which one of you is going to pay the tab? |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
3229 |
Whaddya' mean you can't play
Tic-Tac-Toe? |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
3230 |
Let's flip coins instead |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
3231 |
WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD SETTLE SOMETHING FOR US |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3232 |
Separate checks only |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
3233 |
Look, somebody has to pick up the tab. I’ll let you guys sort it out amongst yourselves. |
1.1905 |
0.04310 |
84 |
68 |
16 |
0 |
3234 |
Sometimes a flat hand is just a flat hand, okay? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3235 |
So how are you guys figuring who will pay? |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
3236 |
Shaken or stirred. Decide! Flip a coin already. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3237 |
You guys look like y'all been beat |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
3238 |
C’mon, you guys must know a way to figure out who’s buyin’. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
3239 |
How about a screwdriver? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
3240 |
Don't even think about starting anything in here, Bubs |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3241 |
My Magic 8-Ball says: "Get the hell out!" |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3242 |
Heads-or-Tails gave this place five stars on Yelp. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3243 |
No.. I said it's 3,2,1, THEN shoot! |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3244 |
Salt, Pepper, Ketchup… haven’t seen them. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3245 |
Do you know how to make a Rochambeau? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
3246 |
How many times do I need to tell you guys? No more shots. |
1.1905 |
0.06343 |
63 |
54 |
6 |
3 |
3247 |
I'm sick and tired of you guys always coming in here and beating on each other |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
3248 |
Nobody shoot. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
3249 |
Stop playing games and decide who pays the tab now! |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
3250 |
One more round and I’ll decide: no more rounds! |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
3251 |
I'm sure you can figure out a way to agree on what to order. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
3252 |
"No more cutting my hair for your drinks.” |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
3253 |
Turns out you can't settle my divorce. Sloppy Joe? |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
3254 |
Listen, I'm busy here, give me your order, you can figure out who's gonna pay later. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
3255 |
Not until you decide whose tab this goes on. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
3256 |
Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets served first? |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
3257 |
No time for games, guys, it's last call. |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
3258 |
Ok, so who wants to order first? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
3259 |
No, I will do best out of three. Pay up. |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
3260 |
No games about who pays the bill. |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
3261 |
Why don't you guys just go sit over there with those other losers, X and O? |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
3262 |
Ro-Sham-Bros |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
3263 |
Look, I don't care which one pays. You guys figure it out. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
3264 |
Beat it. Those seats are reserved for Bell, Book, and Candle. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
3265 |
Paper, do you plan on covering the drinks? |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
3266 |
Look fellas, it's closing time so you need to decide who's going to pick up the tab. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
3267 |
No brawling allowed, guys, just make a decision on your drink without jumping on each other |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
3268 |
When even rock-paper-scissors can’t decide on a drink order! |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
3269 |
Another round? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
3270 |
Ok, who's up first? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
3271 |
So, how should we decide which one of you is paying? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
3272 |
Let me guess: One of you is a priest, one's a rabbi, and the other's a minister. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
3273 |
OK, You got it, games up! |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
3274 |
Three shots before we go shoot and one of us dies. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
3275 |
OK, quit playing around! Which one of you is going to pay? |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
3276 |
Cash in advance! |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
3277 |
The usual two tap waters and one champagne? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
3278 |
Enough with the games fellas!
Who’s paying? |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
3279 |
You’re allowed to stay if you promise no more fighting. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
3280 |
I don’t care how you split the bill, that’s your problem! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
3281 |
No, I am NOT splitting the tab three ways! |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
3282 |
I never thought I'd have to say it, but playing to the death is not OK in this establishment. |
1.1892 |
0.05985 |
74 |
64 |
6 |
4 |
3283 |
Crafting is stupid.
Pay now, no tab. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
3284 |
Well yes paper beats rock, but scissors slept with both your wives |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
3285 |
If you yell “shoot” in a bar it tends to make people nervous. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
3286 |
I fold. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
3287 |
So, have you decided yet which of you will pick up the tab? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3288 |
I don’t care who won or lost. Who’s paying? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3289 |
Like I said, it’s twofer not threefer. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3290 |
Not all at once. Figure out who is going first! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
3291 |
Pay up, Rock. Just because he covers you doesn't mean he's been covering your tab. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3292 |
First it was best two out of three, then it was best three out of five. Just come back when you can agree on an order. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3293 |
This time, you all leave together. I don't want another fight. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3294 |
We don’t do separate checks. You’ll have to fight it out. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3295 |
I don't play no games. Now whose paying? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3296 |
All that matters to me is“Who’s paying?” |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
3297 |
Are you here to drink or play that silly game? |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
3298 |
Aight, which one of you is picking up the tab? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3299 |
Do you want ketchup with that? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3300 |
Well look what we have here - a wanna be rock star, a paper boy, and a real cut-up. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3301 |
I’d like to introduce the 2024 Presidential Candidates and the Iowa chef who will choose the winner. Good luck, America!”
Jeanie Goff Monona, W |
1.1884 |
0.06618 |
69 |
61 |
3 |
5 |
3302 |
How about we play rock, paper, scissors, billy club? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3303 |
I think I know how you can settle your bar tab. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
3304 |
New rules, fellas: From now on, Rock crushes nobody, Scissors cuts the crap, and Paper covers his bar tab. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3305 |
Just order already. I don’t have time for your games! |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3306 |
My buddy, Paper, overs the bar tab, Scissors gets rid of it, and you don't want to mess with me. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3307 |
Have you fellas sorted out who's paying yet! |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3308 |
Just duke it out amongst yourselves |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3309 |
Don’t you look at me like that, I don’t need this intervention. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
3310 |
Fellas, it’s called a one-night stand for a reason. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
3311 |
I don’t care if you want to put it all on one tab, but I have to insist you to flip a coin to decide whose. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
3312 |
Which tab for the drinks? |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
3313 |
I don't give a shit. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
3314 |
That's not what 'on the rocks' means. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
3315 |
No, I don’t want to flip for it. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
3316 |
I'm not getting involved. Settle it amongst yourselves. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
3317 |
One of you always ends up gettin' hurt. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3318 |
Why don’t you just flip a coin? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3319 |
Beat it. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
3320 |
Sorry, but all three of you are gonna have to pay in advance” |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3321 |
Figured out yet who's picking up the tab? |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
3322 |
You guys have to stop yelling “shoot” all at once. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3323 |
OK, which one of you guys goes first? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3324 |
I’m not playing that game. You’re still paying the tab. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
3325 |
Then I’ll make the decision: three Cutty rocks should get you ripped. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3326 |
No, I'm not playing you for your tab |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
3327 |
Look Rock, anyway you cut it he’s got you covered. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
3328 |
You three are effete substitutes for a good arm wrestle. |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
3329 |
I don't care who wins. , I just want to know who's paying |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
3330 |
You really need to learn how to make a decision. |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
3331 |
I’m not serving any of you until Paper covers his extensive bar tab.” |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
3332 |
I don’t care who won, you all need to leave a tip! |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
3333 |
How about if I just split the tab three ways and call it even? |
1.1875 |
0.06635 |
64 |
56 |
4 |
4 |
3334 |
Let's see your hands! |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3335 |
Regardless who wins I'll charge for the three of you |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
3336 |
Hey, I don’t care who’s first, you guys it out yourselves. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3337 |
No way! It's a bar, see, and we operate on a cash only basis. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
3338 |
Can you three find a way to settle this, or do I need to get involved? |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
3339 |
Would you please make up your mind? |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
3340 |
I never thought I’d prefer a Dance-Off as a form of dispute resolution, but here we are. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
3341 |
C'mon. You gotta decide. Beer, wine, or spirits? |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
3342 |
I'm the one who decides around here. |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
3343 |
You all look like a bunch of losers to me. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3344 |
I don't care, no split checks. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
3345 |
So... You three actually get along?!?! |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
3346 |
No, seriously. Who do you think would win in a fight? |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
3347 |
I told you last time I need proof of age from all three of you, you got it?” |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
3348 |
Okay, who's buying the next round? |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
3349 |
In this bar, I supersede ALL three of you. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
3350 |
Can’t we do separate checks? |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
3351 |
Look, It’s not up to me who orders first - you three figure it out” |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
3352 |
Come on guys! What'll it be? |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
3353 |
I expect a tip from each and every one of ya. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
3354 |
Lemme get this straight: after this you’re teaming up and heading to the playground.. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3355 |
You can't play eenie-meenie to decide who pays. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3356 |
Look I don’t know which of you is first to order - can you sort it out yourselves? |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
3357 |
You're paying up front this time. I'm not having another one of your incidents when it's time to pay the tab. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3358 |
The usual, gentlemen? Paper on the rocks? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3359 |
No, I'm not going to roshambo for another round. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
3360 |
Will you three make a decision already! |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
3361 |
All this bickering! Isn't there a better way to decide who gets the next round? |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
3362 |
Between Scissors getting smashed, and Rock needing you to cover him all the time, I really don't know how you handle it."
"I went through an ink phase, but now I just lift weights. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3363 |
Every time you three come in here, fists start flying. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3364 |
Your IDs say Ro Sham Bo? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3365 |
What can I get for you Rock, Paper, Scissors…. Shoot! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
3366 |
This is new. It is usually the three that cannot hear, cannot see, and cannot speak. |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
3367 |
I don't serve juveniles! |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
3368 |
Rock, paper, scissor…shots? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
3369 |
Okay - someone HAS to decide!! |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
3370 |
Get out of here. You're all losers! |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
3371 |
Mis Hermanos, y yo. |
1.1864 |
0.06609 |
59 |
51 |
5 |
3 |
3372 |
I’ve told you before, we do not serve glue here. |
1.1864 |
0.05657 |
59 |
49 |
9 |
1 |
3373 |
I’m not sure when your friends Lizard or Spock were supposed to get here, but last call is in 10. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
3374 |
The odds of a bar fight are high. It’s just a matter of who will win and who will lose! |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
3375 |
Who’s up first? Well… I guess you know the drill. |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
3376 |
Let me guess, Paper. You’ll take a Scissors on the Rock. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
3377 |
Yeah, You're covered, but one o' yer buddies is cut off, and the other one's smashed." |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
3378 |
Okay you got 30 more seconds to decide your drink order and that’s it! |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
3379 |
No, I’m not playing
No, I’m not playing you for free drinks. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
3380 |
Tell Edward Scissorhands here in cannot cut in line. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
3381 |
2AM, the house wins! |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
3382 |
I don’t care how you decide who buys the round, but someone needs to pay me. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
3383 |
I don't care how you decide, someone's got to pay! |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
3384 |
We get your type in here all the time. Always wanting to play some kind of game. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
3385 |
Would one of you place an order already? |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
3386 |
I won’t tell you again, we don’t serve Cutty Sark on the rocks in a paper cup! |
1.1857 |
0.06203 |
70 |
61 |
5 |
4 |
3387 |
Cut the crap and decide! |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
3388 |
Let me guess--a stout, a sack, and a screwdriver? |
1.1857 |
0.06203 |
70 |
61 |
5 |
4 |
3389 |
Well, well, well. If it isn't the fuck brothers. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
3390 |
Ok, let me play a ridiculous choice game with you! Martini with an olive? Martini with an olive? Or, a martini with an olive? |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
3391 |
Alcohol rusts scissors,dissolves paper,erodes rock. So,who’s ordering first? |
1.1857 |
0.06203 |
70 |
61 |
5 |
4 |
3392 |
Great. I finally decide to leave love up to fate, and you three walk in. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
3393 |
Three drinks please. On the rock's. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
3394 |
One of you choose a sandwich already! |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
3395 |
Look, I don't care how you decide, but someone's gotta pay to tab! |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
3396 |
What's it gonna be? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
3397 |
Would one of you please order, already? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
3398 |
You win some. You lose some. At the end of the day, it’s about how you play game. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
3399 |
Get me a paper plane on the rocks, please |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
3400 |
C’mon, guys — you’re holding up the line — you gotta make a decision . . . |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3401 |
Sorry guys, I only take cash. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
3402 |
I don't care who pays, just so long as I get mine! |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3403 |
How did you choose this bar? |
1.1846 |
0.04850 |
65 |
53 |
12 |
0 |
3404 |
In this bar, I decide who gets stoned, who gets reamed, and who gets cut off. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3405 |
Whatever. That will still leave two of you and I don't split bills. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3406 |
No soup for you! |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3407 |
You all look like the start to a good joke. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3408 |
I don’t have time to play games. The guac is still extra. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3409 |
Okay, for the last time, which one of you is going to pay? |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3410 |
We’re a coin flipping establishment. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3411 |
Look, I win every time. You guys owe me a thousand dollars for the drinks. |
1.1846 |
0.04850 |
65 |
53 |
12 |
0 |
3412 |
No more games! |
1.1846 |
0.04850 |
65 |
53 |
12 |
0 |
3413 |
Sorry, but every time I don't cut you guys off I regret it. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
3414 |
From now on, just say ‘the usual.’ |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
3415 |
Who took out the priest, the rabbi, and the minister? |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3416 |
He didn't make the cut. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3417 |
Yes, how will you ever decide who pays the tab? |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
3418 |
I don’t care how you work it out but somebody’s gotta to pay the tab! |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3419 |
Nah, you got it all wrong, rock flies right through paper. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3420 |
One, two, three, four I declare a thumb war! |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
3421 |
I need to see some ID - that's the law. And no, I don't want to play your silly game for who pays the bill. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
3422 |
Can you just cut out the middleman and tell me what you want to drink already? |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
3423 |
Now explain again to me how you beat Rock? |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
3424 |
Roshambeaux? Never heard of it. But I have a sham Bordeaux. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
3425 |
There'll be none of your games over who's paying! |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
3426 |
Look, it's the same with you three, over and over... how about you ALL beat it! |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
3427 |
It's closing time, gentlemen, who's got this? |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
3428 |
Come on guys, there has to be some way of settling this. Why don’t you just, I don’t know, start beating the shit out of each other and see who wins? |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
3429 |
You better not give me the runaround on who is paying for whom. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
3430 |
I don't want fights tonight. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
3431 |
I wonder what game we can play to decide who pays this round |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
3432 |
SoooOooo, we’re turning this into a drinking game? |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
3433 |
Sorry, you mean the drinks are on the rock or on the rock? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
3434 |
Come on, make up your minds. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3435 |
No, I’m not gonna guess what you’re having! |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3436 |
Why does it matter who I serve first? |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
3437 |
I've had enough of you three and your silly games. Now get outta here! |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
3438 |
I'm warning you you'll have to pay. There's no question of playing the prize at "Rock, Paper, Scissors" |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3439 |
Well, I LIKE politics in the Supreme Court. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3440 |
I suggest you leave… We don’t appreciate games here. |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
3441 |
Yeah that's an interesting dilemma you're in but I'm still cutting you off |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3442 |
No, I can't split the bill. You figure it out. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
3443 |
One more fight and I’m calling Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe. |
1.1833 |
0.06506 |
60 |
52 |
5 |
3 |
3444 |
NO! Cash or credit. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3445 |
One at a time—what’ll it be? |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
3446 |
It’s last call. Don’t shoot the messenger. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
3447 |
So which one of you is buying this round? |
1.1833 |
0.06506 |
60 |
52 |
5 |
3 |
3448 |
. “I’ll have a Rochambeau” |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
3449 |
Paper and Scissors, your cards declined. But you can still have a whiskey on the Rock. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
3450 |
Do you want the dice cup? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3451 |
So let me get this straight, you want me to pick one of you, and then fight for a free drink?! |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
3452 |
We don't serve Hand Games. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3453 |
Ok. Now which one of you is going to pay for this and NO more fun and games |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
3454 |
No tab without your buddy Plastic. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
3455 |
Well someone needs to settle up...who's it gonna be? |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
3456 |
I don't care what beats what. You owe me fifty bucks! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3457 |
We can decide who's gonna pay. Do you have a coin? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3458 |
Right, let one scissor in this week and next week it's two and the next week it's 8 and pretty soon everybody's cutting up the place |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
3459 |
I'll have a paper and scissors on the rocks. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3460 |
You'll just have to guess who I'm serving first. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3461 |
Separate checks? Seriously? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3462 |
We’re not doing this again, guys. Just pick who will order their drink first. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
3463 |
I am Donald Trump and believe me …the winner is not Rock, Paper or Scissors..the game is Rigged.
I WON! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3464 |
1.. 2.. 3.., what'll it be? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3465 |
No one gets served untill I know who's covering the tab. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
3466 |
I don't care how you decide, one of you HAS to pay now! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3467 |
How would you like that, straight up or best two outta three? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3468 |
A paper plane, on the rocks, with a cut lemon? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3469 |
Lemme guess. On the rocks with a slice, your tab?! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3470 |
OK! It's finally decided. If rock wins scissor pays. if scissor wins paper pays and if paper wins rock pays. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3471 |
I’m serious. This time I insist that you order separately. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
3472 |
Are you having a paper scissors shot on the rocks as usual? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3473 |
Paper, it’s your turn again. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3474 |
You want me to toss a coin to decide? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3475 |
Hey fellas, long day? |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
3476 |
I suppose you all think this is some kind of a game. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3477 |
OK, one of you has to pay, I don't care which one, but you gotta find a way to figure it out |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
3478 |
. Ok who's first? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
3479 |
Good try. You still have to pay for your order. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
3480 |
A rebus? Cutty and ink over ice? |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
3481 |
I can't tell you how to split the bill. Decide amongst yourselves. |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
3482 |
Just so you know, standard tipping practice in America is 20%. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
3483 |
What? No game today? |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
3484 |
Look, I didn't open this place to haggle over pronouns, Mr. Stone, Miss Page, and Ms.Cutter--and no, it doesn't need protection! |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
3485 |
I'm guessing you guys know a strategy to decide who's paying... |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3486 |
You can't beat our breakfast menu! |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3487 |
I never knew you as a kid, I don't know you now, and I still need to see some ID. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3488 |
Well one of you needs to settle the bill |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
3489 |
I want to know now, who’s paying? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3490 |
I don't care how you decide who picks up the tab, just give me your order. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
3491 |
No,Flatface,you can’t have it on the rocks all the time. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3492 |
Will you make up your minds who orders first? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3493 |
Scissors doesn't want his on the Rocks.
Paper's afraid of paper cuts.
And ROCK is afraid of the dark.
So we'll all just have, a glass of water and a Valium. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3494 |
Yeah, yeah, buddy. I know you rock. But you still gotta tell your friend with the blades to cut that sheet. |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
3495 |
Add it to his tab, or do you want ice cubes in it? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
3496 |
No, not again! I decide who buys first this time! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3497 |
Stop waiting my time! Not one of you can make a decision |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3498 |
Okay, so what'll it be? And no one gets hurt, or you're outta here. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3499 |
Figure out who's going to pay - I'm not here to play guessing games with you guys |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3500 |
Quit arguing. One of you pay up. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
3501 |
You guys yell “Shoot!” one more time, I’m calling the cops. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
3502 |
You’re kidding, right? |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
3503 |
No string, no service. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3504 |
So y'all think this is a child's play, huh? |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
3505 |
No! You guys have to decide who picks up the tab. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
3506 |
Make a decision! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3507 |
I can't tell you who goes first. You guys figure it out. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3508 |
Ok — Decide who goes first. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3509 |
No games! |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3510 |
I don’t care how you decide. Someone is going to pay this tab. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3511 |
I don’t care who won. You all have to pay. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3512 |
Rock,paper,scissors…You buy! |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
3513 |
Alright, I'm not pouring any drinks this time until you decide which one of you is gonna pay. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
3514 |
So how are we gonna decide what to order? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3515 |
We don't serve you brawling bastards! |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
3516 |
What’ll it be, fellas? Shoot!” |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3517 |
Choose who picks up the tab ! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
3518 |
Loser buys the round. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3519 |
One duel, and you’re out. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
3520 |
So how did rock end up getting top billing? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
3521 |
Wrap it up and cut out of here. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
3522 |
Look, I can’t serve all of you. Just the one I pick at random. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3523 |
Give me a break. Either cover your tab, or I am cutting you off. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
3524 |
Are you two-faced cut-ups back again for my three week old chili?
Phil Jaret, San Rafael, CA |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
3525 |
Spare me the details of your oddball relationship. I just want to know who's next? |
1.1818 |
0.06445 |
66 |
58 |
4 |
4 |
3526 |
Wait, how many rounds we doing? |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
3527 |
Work out who's paying. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3528 |
I’m warning you…I had to chase the thumb wrestlers out because they got carried away. |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
3529 |
Look, I don't play no games. You wanna drink or you don't wanna drink?" |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
3530 |
One at a time please. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3531 |
I said no gambling allowed! Do you want me to lose my liquor license? |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3532 |
Would you make up your freakin' minds?!" |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3533 |
OK, but we don't do two out of three here. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3534 |
I don't care how you decide,but someone orders. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
3535 |
Sorry, we only serve coins here, they're easy to flip. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
3536 |
OK. So, you all walked into a bar.
Which one's the Rabbi ? |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3537 |
If any of you start something you'd better be prepared to finish it. |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
3538 |
So where's Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe? |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3539 |
Enough! We'll draw straws to see who orders first! |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
3540 |
The Monopoly Money Bags guy at the end of the bar said this round is on him. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
3541 |
OK. That's two martinis and a negroni. Who's picking up the tab? |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
3542 |
Sorry, gentlemen. There's no such thing as 'on the paper' or 'on the scissors'. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
3543 |
Look, I told you fellas last time: If you can't decide who's paying the bill without raising a ruckus, then find another bar. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3544 |
I don’t care if it’s 2 out of 3, or 5 out of 10, there will be no fighting in this bar! |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
3545 |
Decide who's paying the tab already! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3546 |
We don't play your game here. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
3547 |
I'm not serving you three.
The last time you were in, it was complete mayhem. |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
3548 |
No drinks for you three! You must be under 21 to play your kind of game! |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
3549 |
If you say ‘shoot’ again, we’ll have to settle it another way |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
3550 |
So that's a Rolling Rock, an Early Times, and a Cutty Sark. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
3551 |
Sure you’re all winners, but half the time your losers. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
3552 |
Okay, boys, what'll it be? |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
3553 |
I got news for ya. Trump's got you all beat. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3554 |
This is a family joint. Any disagreements, we settle it the old fashioned way, a yodeling contest. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
3555 |
Youse guys got a problem? Cut it out! |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
3556 |
Three rules in this bar: no cutting,no wrapping,no blunting. Got it? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3557 |
I don't want no trouble, but who's going to pay for the next round? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3558 |
Yeah, I got it. LBGTQRPS. Okay? |
1.1803 |
0.06819 |
61 |
54 |
3 |
4 |
3559 |
Are you looking for more options |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3560 |
If you guys don’t stop playing that stupid game, no soup for any of you for a year. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3561 |
I don't care who pays. Make up your mind. |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
3562 |
No brawling this time- you all get a cutters on the rocks in a paper cup - or nothing! |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
3563 |
What about that other hand game where the player is the bartender serving drinks to. customers? |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
3564 |
No, I won’t go double or nothing with you! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3565 |
Oh great, more inanimate objects I have to serve. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3566 |
We’re waiting for our friends, Lizard & Spock |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3567 |
I’m sensing you’re all stuck in a repetitive communication pattern. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
3568 |
The bartender says “shoot” |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
3569 |
No shirts, no shoes, No-chambeau! |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
3570 |
I don't care you figure it out, but one of you has to pay the bill. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
3571 |
So, who’s picking up the tab? |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
3572 |
If only there were some way for you three to decide who is going to pay the tab. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
3573 |
Nope. I’m not doing that to see who picks up the tab. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
3574 |
Pay up or I’m beating you all. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
3575 |
I’m not waiting while you decide who’s buying. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
3576 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but someone is paying this tab! |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
3577 |
You know what you guys figure out who'll order first. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
3578 |
I’m gunna need all three of ya to put your card down before we start this game. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
3579 |
OK, Who won & who's paying the bill? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3580 |
Bourbon covers rocks at my bar. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3581 |
I'm gonna count to three and you punks better order a drink and make up. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3582 |
You're ALL Losers! |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3583 |
Wait....don't tell me |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
3584 |
You need at least one hand to play that game in my place. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
3585 |
I know, it’s futile. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3586 |
You win some, you lose some. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
3587 |
Hey, just so you know the rules: no gambling allowed in here! |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3588 |
I better not catch the three of you in the bathroom again. Freaks. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
3589 |
Look, I'm not playing that game again. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3590 |
I don't care how you work it out but the bar tab has to be paid! |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3591 |
Could you guys make up your mind! |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3592 |
No surprises. Where's the lizard and Spock? |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3593 |
None of that "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!" crap around here! |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
3594 |
Which one of you’s paying this time? |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3595 |
We have only one open position. You sort it out. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
3596 |
I have no time for games - just give me your order! |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3597 |
Ok, ok so paper covers rock, but who covers the bill? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3598 |
If I had a dollar for every time I had to deal with guys like you I'd be making money hand over fist. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3599 |
No more drinks until you guys stop beating each other |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
3600 |
Occam called. He said Rock over here is gonna get stuck with the tab. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3601 |
We don't allow drinking contests here. |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
3602 |
Decisions, decisions. I have an idea to help you decide. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3603 |
This time, I’m going to need you to figure out who’s paying before you start drinking. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3604 |
Wrong Bar |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3605 |
The bartender smirks, "Ah, a rock, paper, and scissors. Sounds like a political debate – but here, we aim for smoother transitions between rounds!" |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3606 |
Which of you will be picking up the tab? |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
3607 |
On the Rocks, Straight Up, and Neat. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
3608 |
Alright who’s covering this one? |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
3609 |
Give me your order on ‘shoot’. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
3610 |
Sorry, We don't play games in here . . . |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
3611 |
Not in my place. You take it outside. |
1.1786 |
0.06793 |
56 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
3612 |
You’re on paper thin ice! I’ll cut you off before you get smashed. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
3613 |
The International Bar |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
3614 |
We charge double for ties. |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
3615 |
This time, keep your hands to yourself. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
3616 |
Well shoot,looks like papers only gonna cover scissors |
1.1786 |
0.06793 |
56 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
3617 |
No service until you pay the cover charge. |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
3618 |
If there is a fight, I'll ban you like I did with your plastic straw friend last year. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
3619 |
So that means none of you has to pay? |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
3620 |
I’m not going to be bamboozled into giving you a free drink! |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
3621 |
Look, I really don’t care who orders first. Just decide somehow. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
3622 |
Alright, now who's gonna pick up the tab? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3623 |
Seriously? Your names are Rho,Sham,and Fred? |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3624 |
I'm sick of your childish games |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3625 |
Can't decide? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
3626 |
No rock, you know the rules, scissors' first" |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3627 |
Which one of youse is supposed to be the rabbi? |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
3628 |
OK, do you want a drink, or is this a "___, a___, and a ___ go into a bar..." joke? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3629 |
Any hand games, you guy are outa here! |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3630 |
Why don’t you all just pay for your own drinks? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3631 |
I 'aint helpin' you play the 'who pays' game again. I'm splitting it in threes and that's final! |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3632 |
I want the match, why isn’t the match with the rest of you guys. I’m going to speak with the Donald, shorely he can resolve this matter through negotiations, similar to resolving slavery with the south that he said he could do. |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
3633 |
It's closing time. Have you three finally decided who's paying the tab?
or
You're okay rock, but I'll need to see some ID from you two. |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
3634 |
This time decide who's picking up the tab BEFORE you order...... |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3635 |
You guys really need a better way to decide who picks up the tab. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3636 |
Let me guess, Eanie, Meeney, Miney and Mo sent you |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3637 |
Slow competition day? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3638 |
Best I can do is shoot |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
3639 |
This may be America, but there is no shooting at this bar. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3640 |
There will be no fighting in my bar, understand? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
3641 |
We’re not going to have trouble like last night, right? |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
3642 |
We don’t split tabs here. So, who’s going to pick up the check? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3643 |
Let me guess - you want to split the bill three ways again. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
3644 |
Open tab beats all of you, huh? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
3645 |
I don't care that you can't figure it out, someone's gotta pay for those drinks! |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
3646 |
Okay, I’m going to say this one more time, there is no fighting, just make a decision like the rest of us. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3647 |
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister I get all the time. But you three?
Where's the joke? |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3648 |
Can you decide who's buying the round, before you order, this time. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3649 |
I am not opening up a tab on you three losers!” |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3650 |
Yesterday it was the chicken and the egg. Now it’s you? |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
3651 |
Listen! I suggest you guys solve this yourselves with some hand-to-hand combat. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3652 |
Cut it up any way you want, I just make the drinks. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3653 |
No conflicts in here. Understood? |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3654 |
Let me guess - the minister orders for the priest, the priest orders for the rabbi, and the rabbi orders for the minister? |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3655 |
On the rocks, you say? |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3656 |
I don't care who won that last round. One of you is going to have to pay this bar tab! |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
3657 |
I want you boys to take it outside! |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3658 |
Not today! Pay your tab! |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3659 |
No, I don’t want to hear the one again about “Rock, paper and scissors walked into a bar….” |
1.1774 |
0.06714 |
62 |
55 |
3 |
4 |
3660 |
And who is going to pay the tab? |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3661 |
For the last time! We don’t serve Cutty Sark on the rocks in a paper cup! |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3662 |
Will this be separate bills? |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3663 |
Any more of that roughhousing and you three gotta scram. |
1.1774 |
0.06714 |
62 |
55 |
3 |
4 |
3664 |
I don't care how you decide who's paying! I need someone's card now! |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3665 |
SORRY BUT WE DON'T SERVE STATIONARY! |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3666 |
Don’t mess with the crockery. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3667 |
Yeah, everyone’s poly these days |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3668 |
I’m not telling you again paper. You’re cut off! |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3669 |
How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t play games when I’m at work |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3670 |
Things were so much more orderly around here before you came along, Scissors. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
3671 |
You guys NEED to find a way to figure out who’s picking up the tab. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3672 |
Guys you gotta stop pissing on the bar. The bar reeks of piss |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
3673 |
Good on paper, eh? |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
3674 |
Is the one who wins the one who doesn't pay |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
3675 |
So what do you think you can bring to this joint that's better than Karaoke and Trivia? |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
3676 |
For the last time, this is not an open carry establishment. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
3677 |
Okay, so who'll cover the tab? |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
3678 |
Welcome to Gestures. What’ll it be? |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
3679 |
Which of you wanted it on the rocks? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3680 |
Listen, I told you you have to pay for your meal and cannot play two out of three for the check. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3681 |
Oh no no no. One drink each and all you three do is try to outdo each other. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
3682 |
you guys are being played. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
3683 |
Sounds like a first world problem to me. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
3684 |
play no games with me! |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
3685 |
Well, there is only one pork cutlet left. You’ll have to decide amongst yourselves!” |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3686 |
So who of youse ended up buyin'? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3687 |
Yeah, yeah, and your dad can beat up my dad. I get it. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3688 |
Don't play games with me...either order a drink or beat it!! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3689 |
Arts and crafts - next door |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
85 |
70 |
15 |
0 |
3690 |
It's closing time. Tell them to cut the crap, pay their bill and rock on outta here! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3691 |
Okay,shoot! |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
3692 |
I guess I’ll serve you. How much trouble could you be?” |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3693 |
Scissor? I hardly know her! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3694 |
Let's do this right: on the count of three gentlemen give me your orders at exactly the same time. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3695 |
What are you looking at flat face? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3696 |
Yes, I'm familiar with the game but still need to see some ID. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3697 |
Now serving Ro Sham Bo |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3698 |
So how you gonna decide who's the designated driver? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3699 |
There is no 'two-outta-three'. You pay after each round. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3700 |
you’re all cut off. You always end up fighting and nobody pays the tab! |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
3701 |
Listen you three I already told you —I don’t have time for games |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3702 |
We only have room for one. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3703 |
Sorry no kids allowed |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3704 |
You all promise to behave yourselves this time? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
3705 |
Sorry fellas, I still need to see some ID. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
3706 |
I don't wanna take no sides here but I'm cutting you off |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3707 |
Yeah, well, I trump all o' youze. So pay up. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
3708 |
Who’s buyin’ the next round? |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
3709 |
Tonight's on me. You guys sell a lot of drinks here. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
3710 |
I don't care who it is but one of you is paying this tab! |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
3711 |
You guys are going to have to find a new way to figure out who’s paying. I don’t want to hear it! |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
3712 |
OK, who's paying? |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
3713 |
Look, if you want to start a tab I'm going to need a credit card from one of you. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
3714 |
our special is "pay to win" ,not play to win |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
3715 |
I’m only taking a final order: no more changing your minds |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
3716 |
I have absolutely no idea what you
are talking about. Go someplace else and figure it out for yourselves. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
3717 |
No, I will not play you for free beer!!! |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
3718 |
Yes, I’m the person in charge, Tie-breaker Tim. Who’s asking? |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
3719 |
OK, fine. Would you gentlemen like your scotches 'on ice'... |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
3720 |
Let me guess: 'On the rocks' for you, and a 'paper umbrella' for you? |
1.1754 |
0.07134 |
57 |
51 |
2 |
4 |
3721 |
You said you’d cover it last time. |
1.1754 |
0.05083 |
57 |
47 |
10 |
0 |
3722 |
I'm not doing it. You guys figure out who picks up the tab. |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
3723 |
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be stiffed tonight? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3724 |
So,what are rock, paper and scissors drinking today? |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
3725 |
Listen folks, one you is going to have to order first or I will throw all of you out. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3726 |
When you're trying to figure out who is settling the bill. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
3727 |
So you're the guys from weather forecast. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3728 |
And which one of you will be picking up the tab? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3729 |
if you don’t pay your tab we’re gonna find out what “baseball bat” beats |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3730 |
You might want to rethink your choice of drink. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3731 |
Please hurry and decide who is ordering first. I don't have all day! |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3732 |
Yeah, I know all of that! But who is covering the tab? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3733 |
Christ, what an asshole! |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3734 |
Listen make up your dang mind |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3735 |
NO CARD NO DRINK |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3736 |
I don’t care how you dec |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3737 |
Which one of you said it was my turn to cook dinner?! |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
3738 |
You figure out who goes first |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3739 |
I don’t care if Dynamite is hiding. No free drinks. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3740 |
'This is enny. meeny, miny, moe turf, fellas.' |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3741 |
Alright- who’s ordering first? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3742 |
Who's covering for the three of you deadbeats? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3743 |
I don’t care if you’re famous , no ID no drinks. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3744 |
Would you please all
Make. Up. Your. Mind! |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3745 |
Talk to the hand. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3746 |
I already told your friends,
One Potato, Two Potato,
Three Potato, and Four,
that fun and games are not welcome here! |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3747 |
None of you have ever had a grown-up job in your life! |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3748 |
A Rusty Nail beats all three of you put together! |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3749 |
We'll wait for Spock |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3750 |
Listen, we don’t serve revenge here. Why not Nancy Whiskey’s for a change? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3751 |
Okay, who's buyin' here? |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3752 |
Look, I’ll go through this one last time. There’s a salad bar, there’s a wine bar, and there’s a liquor bar. If you want a lawyer’s bar, you gotta pay a retainer up front. The rest of them you pay when you’re finished. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3753 |
Look,if you can’t decide who’s going to pay, why don’t you flip a coin or something. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
3754 |
In this bar we settle our disagreements out back. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
3755 |
Mr. Chambeau was my father. Please, call me Roe. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3756 |
No firearms” means no dynamite, capiche |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3757 |
Oh! So you go by Dwayne now, do you? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3758 |
Don't tell me that you've become friends now |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3759 |
You are cutting edge not papered over rock stars!! |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3760 |
Sorry, we don’t accept paper anymore. We are just card or mobile pay only these days. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3761 |
Best out of three? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3762 |
I see you called a timeout. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3763 |
Ya. Well my hands got a stick of dynamite. Let's go or get out. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3764 |
Wow! The office supplies-AND-the paper weight all had a losing day. Bet you work for X(Twitter;-)” |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3765 |
For the last time: I HAVE NOT seen a ‘flipping coin’ walk into this bar; not last night, not ever” |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3766 |
OK, time to wrap it up before this one gets completely smashed |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
3767 |
We sell shots, not shoots |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
3768 |
You said ‘on the rocks?’ I heard ‘it’s all on Rock!’ |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
3769 |
No more games. Either order or get out. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3770 |
I I.D. everyone rock, paper, scissors. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3771 |
It's like I told the short straw. You need an ID. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3772 |
So, have you decided yet? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3773 |
...and I STILL won't play your stupid game to see if you have to tip me! |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
3774 |
All right, who's up first? |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
3775 |
And I don't want to hear any arguments about wo can beat who. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
3776 |
Which one of you is paying? That's what we're trying to decide! |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3777 |
Always trying to top each other. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3778 |
Work it out amongst yourselves who pays. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3779 |
Which one of you is picking up the bar tab? |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3780 |
I’m not serving you guys again until you decide who pays. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
3781 |
We don't serve your kind. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3782 |
This is a diner. . . you're all losers |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
3783 |
Look, I'm happy to listen, but unravelling the longterm effects caused by schoolyard trauma is not exactly my forte. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3784 |
How about someone just pays the check and you settle up later amongst yourselves? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3785 |
Soooooo, who's paying the tab? |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
3786 |
Enough all ready!
Eenie, meenie, minee….. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
3787 |
What does this look like - a hustle bar for 7 year-old's? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3788 |
Sorry, fellas, but zero-sum game night is on Thursdays. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
3789 |
Who's lost, who's paying |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
3790 |
One of you's got to pay, figure it out! |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3791 |
Which one of you is covering the tab? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3792 |
Oh great — last night a thumb war, and now this. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
3793 |
Ok. Alright. But I really prefer eenie, meenie, minee, mo! |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3794 |
Three friends walk into a bar 😂 |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3795 |
Well lookie here! The best game of the century decided to enter for some drinks! |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3796 |
There's no two-out-of-three, pay your tab. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3797 |
Take it outside. There is no fighting in my bar. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3798 |
You win a few, you lose a few. Believe me, I know. I invented the Pet Rock. Now I'm serving one. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
3799 |
One, two, three, shoot...tequila? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3800 |
When did your lot get out of hand? |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
3801 |
Looser pays for All. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3802 |
Would you settle this for us, please? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3803 |
Whose payin'? |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
3804 |
Come on now, I don't have all night.. Figure out how to decide who's buying! |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3805 |
Ok, I need a credit card. You guys decide who pays among yourselves. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3806 |
Yep...21 like Odds and Even |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3807 |
3 shots and then we’re out. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
3808 |
These pretzels are making me thirsty (said in a Christoper Walken voice) |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
3809 |
The last time I played your game, I lost 50 bucks. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3810 |
Look, I don't care how you decide who's buying. You gonna order something or not? |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3811 |
If y’all are gonna have any disagreements, y’all better take it outside! |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3812 |
Bartender beats all three of you if you don’t pay the tab. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
3813 |
I’m between a rock and a hard place…I’ll need to see your papers or I’m cutting you out of here. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3814 |
Phoney with that
Junk -kine- poo stuff,
Show me some ID |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3815 |
Look, one of you has to pay the tab, you figure out who! |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3816 |
I don't care who you are! No games of chance allowed in this bar. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
3817 |
What do ya mean you can’t decide what you want?! |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
3818 |
I kinda figure yous as a cut,cover,and slip kind of crew |
1.1724 |
0.06571 |
58 |
51 |
4 |
3 |
3819 |
Look, folks, there'll be no cutting, wrapping, or breaking in here! |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3820 |
Don’t you guys ever get tired of each other |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
3821 |
I'm NOT splitting the check! |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3822 |
Sorry guys but unpaid bar tab beats all. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
3823 |
This isn’t the place for existentialism and Happy Hour |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3824 |
How do you decide who's getting the tab? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3825 |
Which one of you clowns ordered the water? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3826 |
'Drawing Straws'? Never heard of 'em. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
3827 |
Rock, I know you look like Trump, but I've told you there's more to this contest than the smirks. |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
3828 |
O.K., no more games to decide who picks up the tab! Time to settle up! |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
3829 |
If you ain’t the most toxic throuple I ever seen. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
3830 |
Which one of you is getting thrown out next? |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3831 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but somebody has to pay the tab!! |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3832 |
Alright, how do we decide who goes first? |
1.1724 |
0.07017 |
58 |
52 |
2 |
4 |
3833 |
You guys start fighting again and I’m kickin’ you out |
1.1724 |
0.05003 |
58 |
48 |
10 |
0 |
3834 |
It’s on the house. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3835 |
We don't allow drinking games here. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
3836 |
I’m getting too old for this shit. |
1.1724 |
0.06571 |
58 |
51 |
4 |
3 |
3837 |
So, Rock, just how’d you ever get involved with these two in the first place? |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3838 |
We don’t serve martinis on the count of three. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3839 |
Listen, just let me know when you decide who's gonna pay. |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
3840 |
Yeah, but which of you is covering the tab? |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3841 |
Figure out among yourself how to settle who orders first. But be quick. I don't have time for your games. |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
3842 |
NO GAMBLING HERE, GENTLEMEN. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3843 |
It's a quiet bar, and let's not have any trouble. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3844 |
Your IDs say you are Tic, Tac and Toe. I'm not buying it! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3845 |
Decide already! I ain't got all night. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3846 |
You said you want the drinks on the rocks? |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3847 |
This time I’ll need to know who is paying the bill upfront. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3848 |
Shoot! There’s no winning with you guys. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3849 |
I don’t want any game playing in here. This is a respectable bar. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3850 |
Can't you guys make up your minds? |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3851 |
No!! Bartender does NOT cover Rock, Paper and Scissors! Pay for your own drinks!!! |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3852 |
Ok, which one of you characters are paying the Tab… |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3853 |
Why no, I haven't seen a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Shaman. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3854 |
I will give you to the count of three |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
3855 |
How’re you deciding who’s first? |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3856 |
No, Ice cannot join your gang. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3857 |
I don’t care who you are: I will not make one more stupid espresso martini. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3858 |
So, who ordered on the rocks? - Nicole Stevens Chicago, IL |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
3859 |
Oh yeah, well I bet YOU never heard of thumb wrestling! |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3860 |
Yeah? And the un-tipped barkeep beats all three of youse. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3861 |
When I said 'beat it,' I didn't mean just each other. |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
3862 |
I prefer Russian roulette. |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
3863 |
Cut the sheet and get the rock out! |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3864 |
Nope. The three of you need to figure out who's paying now. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3865 |
No tab for you, pay up front! |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3866 |
Time to pay your bill. I'm sick of these games. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3867 |
ok,but who is paying for paper and scissors? |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3868 |
OUT! Now! I ain't playin wit chew! |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
3869 |
You’re supposed to be trying to outsmart one another, not asking me for a shot of inspiration! |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
3870 |
I'm not serving any of you drinks on the rocks.
You know that would be cheating! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3871 |
Ordering a “paper on the rocks” wasn't funny the first time, and it sure as hell isn’t funny the tenth time! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3872 |
So how you guys wanna settle up? |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3873 |
Got any New Year’s resolutions? |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
3874 |
Sylvester Stallone, Tatum O'Neill and Johnny Depp show up at a bar... |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3875 |
For the last time! Who's the designated driver? |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
3876 |
If someone doesn’t pay soon, this Barman beats ALL of you |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
3877 |
Just make a decision, willya? |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3878 |
You must be tonight’s band, “Rochambeau”. |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
3879 |
Alright, rock-paper-scissors to see who orders first |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3880 |
I don’t care how you decide. Just one of you order first. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3881 |
Water! |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3882 |
I mean it, you guys got two more minutes to decide or you're outta' here! |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3883 |
I'm not a big one for games! |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
3884 |
I hope this time you already know who goes first |
1.1714 |
0.06095 |
70 |
62 |
4 |
4 |
3885 |
Look, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the place atmosphere. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3886 |
Where's your side kick, the 'finger? |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3887 |
No, I don’t want to guess the punchline. Are you gonna order or not? |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3888 |
Are you still waiting for lizard and Spock? |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3889 |
Just because you guys are out of order, doesn't mean I am. You still owe the total |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3890 |
I don't want any trouble this time |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
3891 |
Let me when you’ve made a decision |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
3892 |
No, this pub is called Rock & Payperview at Seaside! |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3893 |
You won’t be able to rock, paper, scissors your way out of this |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3894 |
One of you three is the reason I’m working overtime tonight |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3895 |
Play to win, my ass. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
3896 |
You don;t get serves until I know who is going to pay? |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
3897 |
We do not feed inanimates! |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
3898 |
I'm okay serving you three, but I draw the line at lizard and Spock. |
1.1711 |
0.05739 |
76 |
67 |
5 |
4 |
3899 |
So, have you figured out who is going to pay? |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
3900 |
I don't care how you figure out who's paying, no more fighting in my bar! |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
3901 |
Yes… we want all of our drinks on the rocks |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
3902 |
I don’t care how ya do it, just decide who orders. |
1.1707 |
0.05434 |
82 |
72 |
6 |
4 |
3903 |
We don't play that |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3904 |
I ain't got time for this! You are all getting Miller. |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3905 |
Can I offer you our featured cocktail 'Nash's Equilibrium'? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
3906 |
I know, you guys have money for one drink only |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
3907 |
So have you decided which one of you guys is paying? |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
3908 |
Cut me some slack and pay the cover charge, or I'll break you! |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
3909 |
You fellas want a drink or something? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
3910 |
Hey! Where did the Englishman,the Scotsman and the Irishman go? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
3911 |
I don’t care that you don’t have arms or hands, THIS IS SELF SERVICE! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
3912 |
Your friend left long ago, after we got rid of all the ashtrays." |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
3913 |
For the last time, I don't want to join your fantasy league. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
3914 |
Why don't you just split the damn tab three ways? |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3915 |
Now for the designated tipper. |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3916 |
Where are Spock and the lizard? |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3917 |
I heard about you guys. Start playing games and I add shotgun to the equation. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3918 |
"I can't help it if nobody wants to play. It's a new world out there. What'll you have?" |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3919 |
One more fight, and you're out of here. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3920 |
Two losers, one winner, but all of you pay. In cash! |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3921 |
You guys just missed Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3922 |
In this bar I beat all! |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3923 |
A flaming mai tai? No way!
Is this because you lost best out of three to scissors, again |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3924 |
I'm not falling for this one again! |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3925 |
How long is this gonna take! |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
3926 |
One more fight, and I'm calling the cops! |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3927 |
Which one will Taylor Swift date next? |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
3928 |
Look guys making a choice is hard for everyone, but you can pick scrambled, fried or hard boiled. What’s it gonna be? |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3929 |
I’m tired of playing games with you guys. |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
3930 |
No, I'm not going to let you flip a coin this time. I hired you for a reason. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3931 |
I’m only telling you one time, if I see any of this scissors, paper, rock stuff you’ll be out of here forever.o |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3932 |
Let me guess - AI has taken over your decision-making jobs? |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
3933 |
Why can't you guys just make up your mind like everybody else? |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3934 |
Let me guess, together you get plastered. |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3935 |
Just remember: if you three start brawling, I call in Bouncer Dynamite. |
1.1695 |
0.06466 |
59 |
52 |
4 |
3 |
3936 |
You guys know how to settle this |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
3937 |
Absolutely no gambling in here. |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
3938 |
You all realize that Icka-Picka and Soda-Picka are gonna be here any time now…? |
1.1695 |
0.04926 |
59 |
49 |
10 |
0 |
3939 |
Yeah, but who covers the tab? |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3940 |
Vodka tonic on the rocks with a slice of lemon in a paper cup. Coming up. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3941 |
I don't care how you figure out who pays, I just need someone's card. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3942 |
Conflicts are up since hiring you goons. I never should’ve fired Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Mo.” |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3943 |
You'll have to sort out the tab among yourselves. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3944 |
If you guys don't have a way to decide who pays the bill then just split it. |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3945 |
A flight of what? |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3946 |
You guys have to learn to get along. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3947 |
I'm not playing games !
Show me some I.D. !! |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3948 |
I’ve only got one left, who gets it? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3949 |
Look, there must be some way you guys can figure out who gets to choose the protein! |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3950 |
I’m not playing games. I need a photo ID with your last names on it. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3951 |
I’ll decide who goes first |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3952 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but someone needs to cover this tab! |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3953 |
Forget it. Plastic is what matters here. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3954 |
Enough of this game. Time to pay
the bill. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3955 |
So which one of you bozos is treating? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3956 |
Listen...if you three won't do it I'm switching back to Bear, Cowboy, Ninja. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3957 |
I don’t care how you decide, just pay the damn tab! |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3958 |
If you're going to fight, take it outside. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3959 |
All right dammit
Who’s paying |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
3960 |
Bartender says: "I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it." |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3961 |
I don’t care who you are. No games, just cash! |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3962 |
I’m not serving you. None of you can hold your liquor! |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
3963 |
Just remember…the whiskey always wins |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
3964 |
Time to settle it, once and for all |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3965 |
What do you mean by ‘last’ call? Trying to put us out of work? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
3966 |
What's the RPS having tonight? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3967 |
One at a time guys. One at a time. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3968 |
No! I don't want to play, just pay your tab! |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
3969 |
Cut it out, you'll get nothing on the rocks without papers. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3970 |
Let's settle who's picking up the tab now. I'm not going through that again. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
3971 |
Don't tell me you're going to shoot it out for who pays again. Last time I was here all night! |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3972 |
Make up your minds, who's paying the tab? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3973 |
Ok, which one of you is paying this time? |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3974 |
The only stones we have are day old scones. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3975 |
You're not getting shit until you decide who's buying. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
3976 |
Should I leave it open? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3977 |
Rochambeau? I don't do French and I don't serve inanimate objects either. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3978 |
Look, I don't care how you decide, somebody has to pay. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
3979 |
I suggest you boys settle this outside |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3980 |
Boss says you have to square up. No games this time. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3981 |
Shoot, I’m out of gin. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
3982 |
Winner gets a free sandwich. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
3983 |
Tomorrow’s the mask reveal, and a lot of people are going to be disappointed to find out who Paper is. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
3984 |
I'll have what she's having |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3985 |
Just wait until Spock and the lizard get here. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
3986 |
One of you clowns didn't cover the tab last time. |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
3987 |
I'm not fixing anything until I know who's payin'. I don't care how you decide |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
3988 |
You guys are going to have to figure out some way to decide who pays |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3989 |
I told you guys you can’t come here anymore. You’re always fighting with each other |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3990 |
Yes sometimes I just want to flip a coin too. |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
3991 |
I'm not going to serve you until you decide which one of you will pay the bill this time. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
3992 |
I only need one new chef. Why don’t you decide who should apply. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
3993 |
Hi guys! Your buddies the priest, minister, and rabbi just left. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
3994 |
Y'all three need to settle whos paying before I pour a single drop |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
3995 |
3 out of 5 rounds and you’ll stop fighting? |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
3996 |
Enough with the same old shit. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
3997 |
Well, the key word is “Tab”. And ANY of you can cover it. |
1.1667 |
0.04852 |
60 |
50 |
10 |
0 |
3998 |
You're asking me to choose between rock, paper, and scissors? |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
3999 |
Okay, you three can fight it out to decide who picks up the tab, but I can tell you right now scissors shreds it, rock smashes it and paper covers it. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4000 |
How will you decide who pays? |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4001 |
This better be a truce or I'm not 'tending. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
4002 |
Where's Corkscrew? |
1.1667 |
0.06363 |
60 |
53 |
4 |
3 |
4003 |
No matter who won, I make the drinks, get it? |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4004 |
No, I will not film a TikTok of you guys saying "rock, paper, scissors, shot." |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4005 |
Which of you guys ordered the bacon cheeseburger? |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4006 |
You know how you guys get after a few drinks, and I won't have it in here! |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4007 |
I don't care if you are famous, you still have to decide who pays the check |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4008 |
So you're the arbitration panel that will be hearing my courtroom case tomorrow? |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4009 |
No, paper, rock, and scissors don’t beat peas, potatoes, and gravy. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
4010 |
Shoot! Not shot. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4011 |
Yea, yea, The 3 Stooges we it all to you. God I hate chatty drunks! |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
4012 |
Stop arguing and make up your mind! |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4013 |
What's with this sudden equality? You gone Woke? |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
4014 |
If you guys had asses, I 'd kick them out of here. |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4015 |
Kids all day, I know. I’ll make it a double on the house.” |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4016 |
No more whiskeys on the rocks until they pay their tab! |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
4017 |
I don't care what you think the rules are; "bar tab" always wins. |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
4018 |
Y'all are going to have to decide who goes first. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4019 |
I know! Rock crushes scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cut paper. I get it. But who’s paying?!? |
1.1667 |
0.06363 |
60 |
53 |
4 |
3 |
4020 |
At the count of three, I want you to leave. |
1.1667 |
0.04852 |
60 |
50 |
10 |
0 |
4021 |
You gotta be joking! |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
4022 |
So you're saying,the winner gets a free drink? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
4023 |
There's gotta be some way to decide who's buying these drinks! |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
4024 |
Who's covering for you cut-ups tonight? |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4025 |
Are we seriously doing another round? |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
4026 |
Not you three again! Last time one of you got smashed, one got half cut, and then you said "Don't worry. We got this covered." |
1.1667 |
0.06793 |
60 |
54 |
2 |
4 |
4027 |
No booze for youse, gentlemen. I remember the last time. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
4028 |
YOUR NOT GOING TO CUT ME OUT!! |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4029 |
So how are you three deciding who pays the bill? |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4030 |
Every time you guys come in here someone goes out a loser! |
1.1667 |
0.04852 |
60 |
50 |
10 |
0 |
4031 |
I’m not playing with you guys |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4032 |
Next time there's a disagreement on my property, I settle it, not you! |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4033 |
Settle down or my baseball bat will beat you all! |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4034 |
Let me guess, winner 2 out of 3 takes the tab?
Selah Myers, Washington DC |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4035 |
I don't care you're eeny, meeny and mynee, I still need ID. |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4036 |
My shotgun shatters your rock, crumples your paper, and breaks your scissor. May I have your orders? |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
4037 |
Hey - just tell me what you want!
I don’t have time for stupid games!! |
1.1667 |
0.04852 |
60 |
50 |
10 |
0 |
4038 |
There will be no gambling in here! |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4039 |
Cash up front! No silly games about who pays this time. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4040 |
I'm not a fan of your handiwork. |
1.1667 |
0.06363 |
60 |
53 |
4 |
3 |
4041 |
Quit the games and place your orders! |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
4042 |
I don't care how you decide who's paying, but somebody's got to pay the tab! |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4043 |
Okay, which one of you is first? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
4044 |
Look, I've already explained to you the concept of a zero-sum game. |
1.1667 |
0.06339 |
54 |
47 |
5 |
2 |
4045 |
You leave Stapler out of this! |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
4046 |
Stop killing my customers with your bar bets. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4047 |
No, I can’t help you settle a bet. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4048 |
so you mean to say I shall make only one drink and the winner takes that one? |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
4049 |
No, as I've told you before, Rochambeau doesn't have a tab here. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4050 |
Listen here wise guys, no shooting in my bar |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
4051 |
Alright you three, take it outside. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4052 |
Winning? In this economy!? |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
4053 |
There's no hatchet.. I said, 'bury the hatchet.' |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4054 |
I see he’s ready to help, but I don’t want a haircut and I don’t need you to decide that for me. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4055 |
Your cut off! All a yous! |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4056 |
we'd like to forget today, we'll take the bomb |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
4057 |
No cutting...we were here first. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4058 |
I don’t care if Scissors cuts you into a check! We don’t accept! |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4059 |
So what happens if I order it on the rocks? |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
4060 |
There's a glitch in the universe! You three are not supposed to appear together! |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4061 |
Oh, no. Not this again. You tell me when you’ve made a decision. |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
4062 |
you’re cut off. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
4063 |
I don't wanna hear the joke again |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
4064 |
I don’t care who pays, no shoot outs inside |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
4065 |
Have you finally picked a designated driver? |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
4066 |
So how are you three going to decide who orders first? |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
4067 |
And I say rock never loses! |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
4068 |
Let me guess? Three,two,one,shots? |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
4069 |
No! I won't give a free drink to the winner! |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
4070 |
We don’t serve anything on-the-rocks here. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
4071 |
I don't care how you decide, just gimme your order. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
4072 |
I don't care who covers who. Someone's gonna pay the tab for the three of you. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
4073 |
I could beat all of you with my bare hands. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
4074 |
Enough with the silly games! Figure out who's paying. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
4075 |
All a yous on the rocks? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
4076 |
So, can't decide who's paying the tab? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
4077 |
Aw, shoot - not you guys again? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
4078 |
I can't win for losing! |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
4079 |
I don't care. ONE of you is picking up the tab! |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
4080 |
Twenty Large on Rock. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
4081 |
One way or another, someone's got to pay your tab. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
4082 |
Make up your mind! One choice only:No 3-way dibs! |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
4083 |
Ok who was first? I don’t want any of you trying to outdo each other like last time |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
4084 |
We’re gonna have to take turns here folks. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
4085 |
The best advice I can give you, don't beat each other, you're all you got. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
4086 |
You know this is an "Eenie meenie minee moe" bar I'll be watching you.... |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4087 |
I'm not playing your silly game. I only take money for booze. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4088 |
I know Americans are in a decision-making crisis, but - Really?
You guys have resorted to drinking together?
Holy Hell. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4089 |
No service until u you ou guys settle who pays! |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4090 |
OK. Enough of these bar games. Just order already, Rock! |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4091 |
I still say dynamite beats you all! |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4092 |
Ok, which one of you is going to pay this bar tab. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4093 |
If you're drinking at my bar, paper's got the tab! |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4094 |
No, I won't play. You have to pay. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
4095 |
Look, I don’t care which one of youse pays the tab, just quit your bickering and figure it out already. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4096 |
No, I’m not picking, and there’s no free drinks, anyway! |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4097 |
We don't tolerate any violence. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
4098 |
Looks like only one of Edward's hands showed up. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4099 |
How come the three of yous can’t just cut out the chatter, get smashed, and cover your bar tab without a freak’n contest every time! |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4100 |
Forget it. Separate checks. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4101 |
No more tiebreakers, who’s paying the tab? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4102 |
May I take your order? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
4103 |
I'm tired of your games, just pay up. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
4104 |
I don’t care how you figure it out, one of you needs to pay. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
4105 |
how do i know who’s next if you don’t do the thing? |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
4106 |
Stop playing games and tell me who’s picking up the tab! |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
4107 |
Just hurry up and make up your minds and place your order. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4108 |
We don't serve hobbies. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4109 |
So.....you boys are her for the security job, eh? Your resume says the only fight you've ever settled is who's going to be riding shotgun." |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
4110 |
Liquid. Beat that. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
4111 |
Stop playing around and just make a decision already! |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4112 |
No,you can’t share an entree,you fought over one last week. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4113 |
I don’t care who’s paying. Let’s see some ID. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4114 |
You guys better figure out whose gonna settle this tab or do I call the cops! |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4115 |
I wish you guys would make up your minds! |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4116 |
Like I told you, without a designated driver I had to cut all three of you off! |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4117 |
I’ve got an idea… |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4118 |
This ain't no game. Let's see
your IDs. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4119 |
Which one of you wise guys wants it one the rocks? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4120 |
No best out of three. Just order already. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4121 |
One more stunt like that and I’ll call the cops. Now, again… who’s gonna pay the bill? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4122 |
Seriously? You want three screwdrivers |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4123 |
Whatever you do, please don’t shoot. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
4124 |
I don’t care who goes first, but you better order something. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4125 |
OK, let me get this straight. You want a deconstructed Manhattan, on the rocks, in three separate glasses? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4126 |
There won't be any Two Out of Three to see who pays the bill! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4127 |
OK. Who’s covering the tab? |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4128 |
I am telling you... water would be beat all of you. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4129 |
Here we use straws. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4130 |
Okay, you guys. If you can’t decide in one minute, you’re outta here. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4131 |
So the tall skinny guy wants a paper on the rocks? |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4132 |
Separate or t’getha? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4133 |
I don't care what you guys crush, cover, and cut....no more drinks 'less you pay for them |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4134 |
Rock, Paper, and Scissors...shoo! |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4135 |
NO !
Im Not going to settle a argument ! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4136 |
« Don’t play around with me guys, it’s dry january, you’ll all get water.»
♥️🤞🔥 |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4137 |
You cant possibly expect me to get involved in your little spats. I'm just the bartender! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
4138 |
No substitutions |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
4139 |
And they say head trauma is only bad for football players… Make them double! |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
4140 |
Open tabs are closing, it’s rock, paper, scissors time!!! |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4141 |
So, how are we gonna sort this out? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4142 |
Monstersquirrel beats all! |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4143 |
The Lizard and Spock are over at the booth waiting for you guys. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
4144 |
Shoot, only have 1 one those left. Who wants it? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
4145 |
You’re not getting another round until you promise to stop saying “1, 2, 3, shoot” before every drink. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4146 |
You know I cannot serve paper on the rocks! |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4147 |
still can't decide? |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4148 |
If you're going to act like a bunch of crazies, take your dispute outside. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4149 |
Listen, you three goons, I Always Win. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4150 |
what'll it be - burger, dog, pizza? |
1.1636 |
0.05034 |
55 |
46 |
9 |
0 |
4151 |
We aren’t doing this again. Cash only. |
1.1636 |
0.05034 |
55 |
46 |
9 |
0 |
4152 |
Why can’t you ever decide who’s going to pay the tab? |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
4153 |
Just decide who’s paying without making a whole thing of it. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4154 |
I can only hire one of you, but you're all equally qualified. I wish there was a fair way to decide. |
1.1636 |
0.05034 |
55 |
46 |
9 |
0 |
4155 |
I'm cutting you off!" |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
4156 |
We want to cut to the chaser. |
1.1636 |
0.05034 |
55 |
46 |
9 |
0 |
4157 |
You hit rock bottom, your paper has been recycled, and you’re not as sharp! So, who’s first? |
1.1636 |
0.06749 |
55 |
49 |
3 |
3 |
4158 |
If he makes us switch positions one more time, I swear to god…just pick a goddamned mix-in for yourself, Paul! |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
4159 |
Hey look fellas, it's way past closing time...have you guys decided who's gonna pay the tab yet? |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
4160 |
Okay,then you all decide who |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
4161 |
We don't allow games of chance in here. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
4162 |
It’s just an expression guys. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
4163 |
One of you has to decide what you want to drink. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
4164 |
Alright, have you decided who's paying? |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
4165 |
Look, I don’t care how you decide who pays. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
4166 |
Let’s just say it’s on the house. The way you guys are going, you’ll never decide. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
4167 |
If it ain’t Ronald, Champ, and Beau. What’ll it be, fellas? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
4168 |
So, were you able to decide who’s buying this round? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4169 |
Will you make up your damn minds?! I don't have all day! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4170 |
You three sort it out on your own, then tell me what you all want and who's paying. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4171 |
When I said we were looking for rappers… |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4172 |
Waddiyah mean you can’t decide who’s payin’ the tab? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
4173 |
Listen, losers... |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
4174 |
Guys, I think we should use him to decide. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4175 |
Look, it's not always someone wins and someone loses. You can choose 10%, 15%, 20%, or just decline to tip me. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
4176 |
One of you has gotta cover rock's outstanding tab first and I ain't lookin' at scissors. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4177 |
I want to reinterate once again, that you are ALL winners- whadda you drinking? |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4178 |
Does it look like we're playing games here? |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4179 |
Will you three please find another way to decide on a drink! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4180 |
Oh I know your type. We don't want any games in here. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4181 |
I don't care you are famous... I am not choosing from you |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
4182 |
Shoot, we just closed. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4183 |
No Rochembeau for you…NEXT |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4184 |
Rock, papers or scissors!?" Said the bartender. "¿Papeles?" Said the group. "That's it! Back to the border!" Said the bartende |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
4185 |
Best advice I can give is the only thing that matters is who comes out on top. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
4186 |
I ain’t got time for y’all’s bs games! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
4187 |
Ok, I don’t want any trouble here fellas. One too many on the rocks, two sheets into the wind… and that’s it, you’re cut off! |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
4188 |
I said "No cutting, covering, or breaking in here".
Them's the rules, if you don't like it, you can get out. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4189 |
I don't give a rat's ass who gets covered, broken or cut.
You guys settle it outside. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4190 |
OK. I will flip a coin to see who pays. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4191 |
Cash up front. From each of you! |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
4192 |
No more games. Paper, you go first. What'll it be? |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4193 |
You winm No tab!!!! |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4194 |
If you don’t stop arguing about who goes first, im not serving anyone |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
4195 |
What do you mean you’ll have what it’s having? |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4196 |
Chef’s choice! |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4197 |
Ya gotta pay! I'm glue and I win! |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4198 |
Best three out of five! |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
4199 |
I don't have time for your games. What would you like to order? |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
4200 |
How do you jokers wanna decide who orders first? |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4201 |
Three Handjobs walk into a bar… |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
4202 |
Look, I only serve the drinks here. I don't chose them for you! |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4203 |
I'll flip ya for it. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4204 |
So what if you're world famous. I still have to see your i.d.s. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4205 |
Rock, what’ll you have?” “The Last Word. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4206 |
So how yas gonna decide who ordas foist? |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
4207 |
So I see the water balloon won" |
1.1613 |
0.06168 |
62 |
55 |
4 |
3 |
4208 |
No fight here! |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
4209 |
Paper can cover rock, but I’m not covering scissors. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4210 |
Going a round to decide who is paying for the round |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4211 |
Scissors you pay for your drink but Paper has me covered” |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
4212 |
Well, if it isn't the three musketeers themselves? |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4213 |
I don't care - my bar tab beats all of you. |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4214 |
I know your game, and I'm not giving you a handout! |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4215 |
Can you serve mine in a plastic cup? Recycled paper gets too close to home. |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4216 |
Instead of me playing your game to decide who pays your bar bill, how about we thumb wrestle instead? |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4217 |
I don’t care who pays. You’ll have to find a way to figure it out between the three of you. |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4218 |
Work it out amongst yourselves, but I need a credit card. |
1.1607 |
0.06634 |
56 |
50 |
3 |
3 |
4219 |
Left to right? Let me guess, a mineral water, a Sir Walter Scotch, and whatever it takes to get me lubed. |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4220 |
You guys stop playing with yourselves and decide what you want already! |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
4221 |
''You're supposed to be six feet two" |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4222 |
I'm a bartender, not a matchmaker! |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4223 |
One of you has to put up money before I serve you. |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
4224 |
I suppose you guys are going to tell me that joke about "Three people walk into bar..." |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
4225 |
So who of you is the biggest loser? |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
4226 |
No challenges today! Understand? I got no patience. |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
4227 |
The winner gets a free drink on the house! |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4228 |
Yeah?! Well none of it covers your tab. |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4229 |
Best I can do is 2 outta 3. |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
4230 |
No, shenanigans |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4231 |
Alright you terrible triumvirate, one more gentleman’s quarrel and I’ll Rochamboot ya outta here. |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4232 |
Sort it out among yourselves. No separate checks! |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4233 |
You fellas think this is some kind of game? |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
4234 |
How're ya gonna decide who pays? |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
4235 |
So,who’s picking up the tab this time? |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
4236 |
Who's buying? |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
4237 |
I'm a "Eeny Meeny Miney Mo" guy, so SCRAM! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
4238 |
I don't care who goes first. I just don't want any trouble here. |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
4239 |
Best you can hope for is to break even? |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
4240 |
Ok, who’s paying?
John Schantz, Nazareth, PA |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
4241 |
I need an answer, I've got other customers |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
4242 |
Yes, it's game night, but no fighting this time! |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
4243 |
If you don’t decide what you’re having right this minute, you’re going to have to take it outside. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
4244 |
Guys, the real question here is: one-on-one, everything allowed, who would win in a fight? |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
4245 |
Figure it out however you want, but one of you has to pay the tab. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
4246 |
The only games in my place are on TV. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
4247 |
OK, which one of you is the cut-up? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
4248 |
You can't all be last. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
4249 |
Since you guys can't mix any drinks, can you solve bar fights? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
4250 |
Childish games not to be played here.
You all need to show your proof of age. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
4251 |
How did you do it before you walked in here? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
4252 |
Unfortunately I have to let one of you go today, but I'll let you guys decide who. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
4253 |
You guys have got to stop starting fights in here! |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
4254 |
Spare me the lecture on Principles of Probability and stop telling me to guess which one of you wants it on the rocks. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
4255 |
Now, how the hell am I supposed to decide which one of you to serve first?! |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
4256 |
Wanna fight for the bill? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
4257 |
For the hundredth time, 'on the rocks' doesn't mean you should start a fight |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
4258 |
One of you actually has to pay. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4259 |
So make up your mind, already! |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4260 |
I don't care who pays the tab. That's up to you guys. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4261 |
One potato, two potato? |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4262 |
Nobody wins! |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4263 |
I don't have all night - one of you is paying the bill...someone better start with eeny, meeny, miny, moe. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4264 |
Don’t make me come over there! |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4265 |
If I'm gonna serve you, you can't start an all out brawl everytime someone says the word "shot". |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4266 |
Outta here! This ain't no joke. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4267 |
Sorry guys, this isn’t game night. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4268 |
You guys choose. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4269 |
How about I give you a suggestion how you can agree on something? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4270 |
For the last time, we don’t serve craft beers to crafting supplies, sorry. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4271 |
Fellas, you gotta believe me. You know i'd never settle something with a coin! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4272 |
No, you'll damn well pay like everyone else!.... |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4273 |
Yeah, the elf get impatient and left with an iguana minutes ago. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4274 |
O..k….wine covers beer, and scissors wants a double…right? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4275 |
No, I do not (not is underlined) take BitCoin. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4276 |
We can decide things for others but can never decide what to get for ourselves. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4277 |
Nah, we don't split tabs. I'm sure you can work it out amongst yourselves. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4278 |
No I Wont play to see who buys the first round! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4279 |
Let me guess guys..another round of shooters?! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4280 |
Yeah, well last time scissors cut paper and I had to clean it up. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4281 |
Who’s paying tonight boys? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4282 |
For the last time,just flip a coin to see who pays. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
4283 |
‘You guys are telling me you had a fight over which bar to go to tonight?”
Roberta Gatti, Washington D.C. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4284 |
Can you hurry up and decide already? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4285 |
Well, one of you has to pay the tab - figure it out somehow. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4286 |
For the last time, go back and tell your boss this shakedown makes no sense at all. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
4287 |
Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you! |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
4288 |
Wait a minute! I thought rock was dead! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4289 |
Kitchen's closed. Bubblegum in a dish only. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
4290 |
I'll have none of that in this bar! |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
4291 |
I don’t care how you decide, someone’s paying. |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4292 |
No, this time you'll each have a separate bar tab. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
4293 |
I don't care how you settle up the tab. |
1.1579 |
0.06522 |
57 |
51 |
3 |
3 |
4294 |
Decisions, decisions... |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
4295 |
How about this? Bartender beats all of you. |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4296 |
If I see you cover rock one more time in my establishment then it's out you pixies go through the door or out the window! |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4297 |
You’re on paper thin ice here! I’ll cut you off if you get smashed. |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4298 |
What do you guys want: rock, paper, scissors? |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
4299 |
We never waive the cover charge. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4300 |
No tip and i'll shoot |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4301 |
If one of you wins the caption contest again, I’m getting drunk. |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
4302 |
It will be $18.75. You in the middle will have to cover it |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4303 |
Well, one of you has to pay the tab! |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4304 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
4305 |
We don't serve your kind here |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4306 |
You guys will have to pay first, then I will serve you a screwdriver. |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4307 |
Sorry, you've all been upped by shoulder-fired tactical nukes. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4308 |
Okay, guys. So who thinks paper covers greens or whether greens are crushed by rock or scissors cuts greens? Or, whether I call the cops? |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
4309 |
Someone is paying this tab. Figure it out. |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
4310 |
No, I will not play you for free drinks. |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4311 |
It’s pronounced choose note shoot with a “c” |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
4312 |
I've paid all the protection money I'm gonna pay, so you can take your silly little game somewhere else pal. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
4313 |
Sorry I only serve odds or evens |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4314 |
Who’s gonna settle the tab? |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
4315 |
Look, if you guys can’t decide who’s paying for this round, then you can draw straws. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4316 |
Stop playing games and just pick a drink already! |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
4317 |
Allright you three fruit-cakes...outta here!! |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4318 |
If I see any smothering, cutting, or smashing, you’re outta here. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4319 |
Now now, I’m not lookin’ for any trouble…” |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4320 |
I will throw you out for fighting. |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
4321 |
Can I interest you in a bottle of 20-year Rochambeau? |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
4322 |
Okay, okay. One at a time please… |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4323 |
You guys don’t have a fourth member? |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4324 |
You’ve got a lot of nerve coming in here after I got stuck with this shift. |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4325 |
You guys are all losers.” #mynewyorkercartoo |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4326 |
You have to calm down, you got the whole bar riled up. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4327 |
Who’s gettin’ served first? We doin’’rock, paper, scissors’ or ‘scissors, paper, rock’? |
1.1579 |
0.05478 |
57 |
49 |
7 |
1 |
4328 |
You guys are going to have to pay up front |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
4329 |
I don't do shoots; but chasers beat shots. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4330 |
No, I'm not going to guess what drink you'd like to share. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
4331 |
Well, you guys figure a way to work it out. One of you has to pay for the tab. |
1.1571 |
0.05623 |
70 |
62 |
5 |
3 |
4332 |
No rolling, no running and absolutely no flying across the bar. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4333 |
'Im guessing you want three Rusty Nails?' |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
4334 |
I have enough grenadine left for two Hurricanes. You guys figure it out. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4335 |
Before I take your orders, you guys decide who's picking up the tab, |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
4336 |
First, you have to decide who’s paying. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
4337 |
One potato two potato three potato four finally got back into town |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
4338 |
Sorry, you just missed Leonard Nimoy and his lizard. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4339 |
I don’t care how you decide, just decide already! |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4340 |
If you sit at a round table and then each of you plays the one to the right, no one's going to be a complete loser. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4341 |
Well, looks like neither of you got lucky tonight, and you've only got each other to thank for that! |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
4342 |
I'm gonna need you guys to pay upfront |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
4343 |
No more of your damn games - who is going to pay the bar tab? |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
4344 |
How bout a game of rock paper scissors. If we win the drinks are free & light on the rocks. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
4345 |
You guys gonna keep arguing over who’s round it is or order some drinks? |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
4346 |
So, a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in here yesterday… |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
4347 |
You guys have to sort out yourselves who goes first! |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
4348 |
Youse guys need to decide who the designated driver is going to be. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
4349 |
Why don't you just roll the dice to see who pays ? |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
4350 |
I do my care HOW you decide, but someone’s gotta pay the tab. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
4351 |
There must be someway you could decide what you want to drink. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
4352 |
So you are all here to tell me that I didn't submit my Code.org Parameters and Returns App? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
4353 |
No, I will not play to see who pays! You each have to pay. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
4354 |
On three, you order. But I decide what gets served first. And Rock, wipe that smirk off your face. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
4355 |
Rock, paper, scissors. Of all the gin joints in the world, you had to come into mine. If I heard about you guys once, I heard about you a million times. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4356 |
Yesterday, it was two straws. The day before that, a coin. Now you guys? |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4357 |
Look you nincompoops, just order already! |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
4358 |
Yeah, yeah--well somebody's got to settle up this tab! |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4359 |
One on the rocks. One alcohol Paper, and one Scissortail Bourbon. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4360 |
Even in a bar, Rock, Paper, and Scissors can't escape their eternal rivalry for a spirited round! |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
4361 |
Ok I've got 31 flavors You three figure out what you want |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4362 |
Alright, wise guys, l’ll just flip a coin to see who’s next. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4363 |
We are all out of Rocky Road! |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
4364 |
I'm not going to serve you unless you promise to stop squabbling every time over who's going to pay the tab. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4365 |
Don't give me yer lip - I can wrap, cut, or break any of you bum |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4366 |
No cutting in line. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4367 |
I don’t care if you’ve been around since the Han dynasty. I still need to see some IDs. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
4368 |
In my bar I don't play games with customers. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4369 |
Look, I don’t care who beats who… one of you is gonna have to pick up the tab. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4370 |
If I've told you once I've told you a hundred times. Make up your mind before you get to the counter! |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4371 |
Take it outside fellas before I call the cops. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
4372 |
Alright boys, shoot straight with me. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4373 |
Don’t you guys have Venmo yet? |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4374 |
On the count of three... |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4375 |
Closingg time! Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
4376 |
Look, I don’t care how you decide who pays so long as someone settles the tab |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
4377 |
Boys, this is the last time I tell you: you’re going to have to settle this outside. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
4378 |
I don't care HOW you decide who pays - one of you has to settle up. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
4379 |
Stop asking me to settle your bets. I’m a bartender, not Wikipedia. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
4380 |
What’ll it be? On the rocks, neat or straight up? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
4381 |
Those stools are reserved for the eight ball, the ouija board and my lucky coin. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4382 |
Do you want something now? If not, go outside to wait for Lizard and Spock. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4383 |
I don't care how many times you win. No ID, no alcohol. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4384 |
Well you all can be winners here, boys. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4385 |
No drinks until you figure out whose paying the tab |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4386 |
Listen,in here I decide!!! |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4387 |
Look... I don't care who pays... there's got to be a way to get this figured out." |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4388 |
I've had it with this back and forth. What'll it be? |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4389 |
I don't play games. You guys decide who's paying. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4390 |
Throw yourself out of here, I am wrapping it up, so cut loose! |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4391 |
Now we won't be having a repeat of last night’s fight over who pays the bil, right? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4392 |
No games, show me your ID! |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4393 |
Shoot, who’s gonna pay the bill? |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4394 |
Oh we are going back to the Chinese Han Dynasty
are we? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4395 |
don't all speak at once |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4396 |
I can tell you right now, only one of you will be able to make an order. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4397 |
Look, I can serve on the rocks, but paper and scissors? No can do. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4398 |
Another fight like last week and I’m calling off game nights. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4399 |
Rock usually goes first. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4400 |
Oh just make us something, who are we to decide |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4401 |
Make a decision. Who’s going to pay? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4402 |
What are you doing here? The Conflict Resolution Convention was last week! |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4403 |
It’s just called on the rocks, nothing personal. Do you want to open a tab or will that become a thing too?
Sarah.Fearon@nyu.edu |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4404 |
Get outta here Rock. You two can remain stationery. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4405 |
I’m tired of covering for you when your wives call. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4406 |
And this little piggie cried all the way home! |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4407 |
Can’t decide what you want, huh? |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
4408 |
what is so bad about paper covering rock?! |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4409 |
Lizard and Spock put us out of business |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
4410 |
Coming back here is just another stunning arbitrary decision by you three. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
4411 |
I need you to sell some food too! |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
4412 |
However you want to decide as long as you pay your tab. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4413 |
Thin ice, gentlemen. I don't want to see you three ending any more fights in here tonight, capisce? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4414 |
No, we don't serve Rochambeau. In fact, I've never heard of Rochambeau. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4415 |
And bartender kicks all of your asses if you don't pay your tab. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
4416 |
Okay, which of you elimenated Borowitz? He was my best customer. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4417 |
Stop playing games and place your order |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
4418 |
OK you guys. No playing around in here! |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
4419 |
I'm in no mood for games, so you's ordering first! |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
4420 |
We don’t care who won! |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4421 |
Okay, listen up you cut-ups, drinks on the rocks tonight only in paper cups. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4422 |
Take it outside, gentlemen. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
4423 |
„The stationery department across the street” |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
4424 |
Don’t look so smug, paper. Everybody knows you have no business beating rock. That guy could tear right through you! Why he doesn’t, I’ll never know. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
4425 |
I decide the order here, fellas. Rocks first. |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
4426 |
Make them good and strong, It might be the last one for one of us. |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
4427 |
At least I know you won't sleep on the job!" |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
4428 |
I don't care who pays, as long as somebody does. |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4429 |
This isn't the place to get stoned, paper-hang, or cut up. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4430 |
NOT here! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4431 |
Lemme guess which one is the carnivore. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4432 |
Shall I take your orders on the count of three or three then go? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
4433 |
Well one of youse gotta pay the tab. Figure it out! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4434 |
Who’s last? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
4435 |
Show me the money. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
4436 |
I don't care if you're in a stalemate- someone needs to pay the tab. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4437 |
I’m glad you guys know how to resolve arguments. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4438 |
Make up your minds, already! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4439 |
Why can't you make up your minds? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4440 |
I’ll count to three after you pay your tab. |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
4441 |
If it hadn’t rained, the magnet would have beat you all! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4442 |
Let's cut to the chase: on the rocks or straight up? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
4443 |
What'll it be, fellows? The regular? Ro-Sham-Bo? |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
4444 |
The waitress said that Paper covers Rock... pay up. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4445 |
I don't care if paper covers rock, someone still has to pay for the drinks. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4446 |
Gluten free?... I should have guessed! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4447 |
You guys are on Friday, tonights Trivia Night! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4448 |
Stop messing around, guys! You are old enough to know how to make your major decisions in life, such as paying this bar tab: rock beats scissors and loses to paper. |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4449 |
I don’t care how you choose, but one of you’s gotta pay! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4450 |
Who’s got this covered? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
4451 |
The usual I presume. Best 2/3. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4452 |
Each of you just pay 1/3, okay? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
4453 |
Yeh, yeh, I remember ‘em. The bunny, carrot and gun went that way. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
4454 |
The rock makes the age limit.Ya other two hit the road. |
1.1538 |
0.06372 |
52 |
46 |
4 |
2 |
4455 |
No, NOT 2 out of 3. What are ya having? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
4456 |
For the last time: I don't know a way to decide who's turn it is to buy a round. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4457 |
So who’s going to settle this tab? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
4458 |
I don't have all day...one of you needs to make a decision here! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4459 |
So you're telling me it's on rock, paper, SCISSORS, and not rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4460 |
Y'all can't just walk in here and say 'shoot' |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4461 |
If I hear about one more shooting, you boys are out of here! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4462 |
No more drinks. You still haven't paid for your last tab! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4463 |
Guys, guys, let's just don't start a showdown like last time |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
4464 |
We only serve real hands here. |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
4465 |
Cut it out, you know paper doesn’t carry weight here. |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
4466 |
I’ll have something on the rocks, a draft and a straight-up shot! |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
4467 |
free round to whoever can explain to me why paper beats rock everytime. |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
4468 |
I told you guys last week: No fighting in my bar! |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
4469 |
Why do you need ME to settle a bet? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
4470 |
No politics, no religion, fellas. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
4471 |
Have you figured out a way to decide who's paying? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
4472 |
I simply asked if you want your drinks “on the rocks” —why are you giving me the silent treatment? |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
4473 |
A free drink? What kind of game are you trying to play here? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
4474 |
Shooters all around? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
4475 |
I'm not in the mood for games, fellas. What'll it be? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
4476 |
I'm tellin' ya—we can't lose! |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
4477 |
Look, I don’t care how you decide. Just pay the damn tab. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4478 |
I refuse to solve this for you.
Get back to work. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4479 |
Did you ever hear of Nuclear Bombs” |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4480 |
Okay,have you decided who is ordering first? |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4481 |
If you guys want a shot fine, but I have no idea what a Rochambeau with a twist is! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4482 |
I really hate to ask but who is picking up the bill? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4483 |
Out, losers! |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4484 |
You know, I really don't care how you work out who's turn it is to pay the tab. |
1.1525 |
0.06310 |
59 |
53 |
3 |
3 |
4485 |
Guys…work it out amongst yourselves… |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4486 |
Well, you’re going to have to settle this tab one way or another. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4487 |
No, I'm not going to choose who orders first! |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4488 |
Sorry, I didn’t know suggesting that way to choose your next drink would be so offensive. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4489 |
And you’re telling me you can’t settle up? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4490 |
If you're asking me, I think Rock is a solid choice, Paper has it in the bag, but Scissors doesn't make the cut. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4491 |
Sorry guys,
I am fully staffed...
Maybe try at the cellphone addiction centre?" |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4492 |
Oh no
Don't make me decide which of you is better |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4493 |
You guys are always fighting over the tab. Figure out a system. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4494 |
First I hear any one of you say "shoot," and you're all out'a here. Got it, pals? |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4495 |
Ok,a round of drinks. Who's paying? |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4496 |
Just yell shoot and I'll fix you a shot! |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4497 |
I don’t care if you’re Rochambeau, I ain’t serving you! |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4498 |
hey, rock, paper, scissors, SHOO! |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4499 |
All right, who's going to pay? |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4500 |
No - I will not surprise you. Make your own drink decisions. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4501 |
You can't be seated until the match arrives. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4502 |
You’re not getting anything unless you pay up front. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4503 |
Shit or get off the pot. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4504 |
I only have one left. You decide who is getting it |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4505 |
No "cutting down to size" conversations here! |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4506 |
We do not serve boring people here! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4507 |
Can you read, the sign of the door says no fighting |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4508 |
Loser’s shout! |
1.1525 |
0.06310 |
59 |
53 |
3 |
3 |
4509 |
Ok, who is first in line? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4510 |
OK. I'll serve you, but no more brawls over who pays the tab! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4511 |
Taking a break from decision-making to tackle the real tough choices—what's for lunch! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4512 |
Yeah, well which of you bozos civers the tab? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4513 |
Of course our drinks have salt, fat, acid and heat. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4514 |
OF COURSE you want your drink on the rocks. |
1.1525 |
0.06310 |
59 |
53 |
3 |
3 |
4515 |
For the last time, no.
There is no horsengoggle lager. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4516 |
Should we do rocks, paper, scissors to see who orders first? |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4517 |
I can't split the check, so you'll have to sort it out between yourselves |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4518 |
No need to order your drinks all at once! |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4519 |
Well, well, well . . . we were all
wondering when you would 1-2-3
show. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4520 |
Cut it, fold it, drop it |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4521 |
Look, I have only one of those left, but I'm sure you have a way you to settle who gets it |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4522 |
Last call. Another round on the rock before you settle? |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4523 |
Tequila! |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4524 |
When you're an alcoholic, no one wins. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4525 |
Three beers, please |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4526 |
The boss says you’re all banned for fighting. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4527 |
If anyone says “shoot” I’m calling the police |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
4528 |
Cash, card, shoot! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4529 |
Dynamite? Haven't seen him. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
4530 |
Who's picking up this tab? |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
4531 |
I don't care how you decide which of you pays - give me a card for the tab. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
4532 |
If you guys want three rock, paper, scissors cocktails, you better not start paying your games again. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
4533 |
OK guys. Cut the drama. Do you want them on the rocks or not? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
4534 |
No, they are all on the Rock’s tab, but we’d like them neat. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
4535 |
Rock, paper, scissors walk into a bar... I don't care who wins, which of you is paying? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4536 |
Whenever you three come in,fist fights break out |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4537 |
I don't care, you choose. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
4538 |
Who's starting a tab? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
4539 |
No fighting allowed, none of you can win. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
4540 |
I know you're just trying to back him up, but when I asked if he wanted his drink "on the rocks" I didn't mean anything offensive by it. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
4541 |
All right, wise guys....you're 'bread, paper, scissors,' right? Bread crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, and paper covers bread. What? What? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4542 |
Ok, so Paper pays for Rock, but who’s gonna cover Scissors? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4543 |
I don't remember this joke. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4544 |
No, I don't want to play for the tab. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
4545 |
Enough, this isn't a game, your all cut off |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4546 |
You guys decide who pays the bill. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4547 |
I know what they say about bartenders, but I stink at conflict resolution. So, who doesn't get served? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
4548 |
Who's payin' the tab? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4549 |
Ok, but one of you needs to pay the bill, now! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
4550 |
I don't care who pays but somebody's got to pay! |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4551 |
You-are-not-it eliminates you. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4552 |
I don't care what you say, I'm not going to the championship finals. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
4553 |
Please don’t say shoot |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
4554 |
Wait what the hell? Rock paper and scissors in real life? This is crazy! I’m gonna call my mom and tell her about this. She’s great. I love my mom. She’s pretty good at tennis. Alright, talk to you later. Bye bye. Wait, hold on, do any of you have a phone charger I could borrow? |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
4555 |
I’m not choosing for ya! |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
4556 |
Three Ro Sham Beaux’s? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4557 |
That's not how the line goes. |
1.1509 |
0.06258 |
53 |
47 |
4 |
2 |
4558 |
Well, I know Paper is covering Rock but what about you, Snippy Boy? |
1.1509 |
0.06258 |
53 |
47 |
4 |
2 |
4559 |
OK, so who's buying tonight? |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4560 |
Who’s next? It should be easy for you three to decide. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4561 |
That’s just the media. The three of us are actually old pals. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4562 |
I can tell right now, I'm gonna throw you out of here! |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4563 |
Listen closely for the umpeenth time - no more double or quits |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4564 |
Which of you is paying the cover charge? |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
4565 |
Look, all I care about is who is going to cover the tab. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4566 |
Hey guys figure out whose paying for this round |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
4567 |
How do we decide which of you is paying? |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4568 |
So who's gonna pay this time?? |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4569 |
What’ll it be? Shooters? |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
4570 |
Hands down, nothing beats a good bartender. |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
4571 |
Alright,which one of you came first? |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4572 |
Look. Can you help us settle a bet? |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4573 |
If you ask me, you're all winners. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4574 |
Well, we let you call the shots. |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
4575 |
Three Roshambo's, please. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4576 |
Rock, paper, scissors — choose. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4577 |
Ok, so on the rocks for him, a paper plane for her and I’ll have a scissorac! |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4578 |
So you beat this guy, and he beats you, and then he beats you?? Jesus thats hott |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
4579 |
Hey you three, stop playing games. |
1.1509 |
0.06258 |
53 |
47 |
4 |
2 |
4580 |
I’ll get you your drinks, but no fighting or you’re out of here. |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
4581 |
I don’t care how you decide, but I need a card from one of youse! |
1.1507 |
0.05403 |
73 |
65 |
5 |
3 |
4582 |
If you three can't agree on who's buyin' the first round, I've got other customers to take care of... |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4583 |
Listen guys, one of you has to pay. You figure out a way to decide. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
4584 |
You guys are going to have to decide who's picking up the tab! |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4585 |
I don't want my clientele getting smashed. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
4586 |
DOES paper covering rock REALLY trump rock smashing scissors? Whose
REALLY the most
dangerous and deserves to go first? Talk amongst yourselves. Anything beyond taking for your order is above my pay-grade. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4587 |
No tab when you're all here together -- I'm not getting stiffed again. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
4588 |
OK..... which one of you goes first?? |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4589 |
Who’s covering the bill? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4590 |
Cash Only ! |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4591 |
For the last time, it's coin-flipping Tuesday. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
4592 |
Im only making a sanwich for the winner. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
4593 |
You guys figure out who's paying before I pour you anything. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4594 |
I'm done with your games, one of you has to pay up! |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
4595 |
What ya shooting? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4596 |
Witch one of you would like a punch in the kisser? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4597 |
Listen fellas, I hate to cut in after your conversation has hit rock-bottom but let's wrap it up and pay your tab. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4598 |
Without Lizard/Spock you guys are just a bunch of has beens |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4599 |
I will not argue with you. The rules are the rules and you get no service until I see your ID's |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4600 |
Don’t worry, rock. You’re covered. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4601 |
Listen Rock, I just don't understand why you always let Paper get the better of you! |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4602 |
Rock, Paper, and Scissors after a long day |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4603 |
Come on. Decide who's paying. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4604 |
Which of yus guys are paying this tab? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
4605 |
Paper, why the long face? |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4606 |
You're great with our sizers! If you can cook, I might have a job for you. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4607 |
You think this job is just a silly game kids play to choose kickball teams? |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4608 |
So who's gong to pay? |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4609 |
No I don;t believe you're a Rabbi and he's a Priest and he's a Minister. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4610 |
Paper, you got this tab covered if Rock chases Scissors out of here again ? |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4611 |
You three again |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4612 |
I don't care who beats who! you still have to pay for your drinks. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4613 |
Chuck Norris would beat the three of you together. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4614 |
OK, I figured out who wants a drink on the rocks, a paper moon, and the cutty sark! |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4615 |
I can say without a doubt that you are ALL losers... at least 50% of the time. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4616 |
I'm not playing this game, who's paying the tab? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
4617 |
No, you can't only pay for the best two drinks out of the three. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4618 |
I'll order before him, he'll order before her, and she'll order before me. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4619 |
Let me guess. One on the rocks, something light, and a sharpe cocktail?" |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
4620 |
Did you say ‘shoot’ or ‘shots’? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4621 |
I'm sorry, but I don't speak French. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4622 |
This is Podunk Illinois NOT Las Vegas, just pay up!!!!!
contest |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4623 |
Why do we always have to decide. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4624 |
How do you plan to decide which one of you is paying for the drinks? |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
4625 |
I can only do on the rocks |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
4626 |
So, you guys decide who's paying yet? |
1.1493 |
0.05728 |
67 |
60 |
4 |
3 |
4627 |
All right, who’s next? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
4628 |
No drinks on the house--I don't care who wins! |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4629 |
One at a time -- or take it out doors! |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4630 |
Another guy pulled this BS on me and I am not falling for it again- just pay your bill. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4631 |
You're going to have to settle who's paying among yourselves. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
4632 |
So whose tab should I put this on? |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4633 |
Sorry guys, “Screwdriver” just has a better ring to it. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4634 |
We’ll have a beer. Scissors will cut it into three servings. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
4635 |
You want me do what, now, with my hand!? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
4636 |
I don't serve no drinking games! |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
4637 |
OK, now that that’s settled, will it be beer, wine, or liquor? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
4638 |
You can drink on one condition, no games. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4639 |
No offense fellas, I'm not serving any more trios 'walking in to a bar' |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
4640 |
I’m not running the tab until you three download Venmo |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
4641 |
I know I have a bad haircut. What do you want to drink.” #mybadnewyorkercaptio |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
4642 |
Well lookie who's here! Rock, Paper, Scissors. Shoooot. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4643 |
Okay. You’re all pretty and you’re all winners.
What’re you havin’? |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
4644 |
Cut of scissors on the rocks please |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
4645 |
Unfortunately lipstick,hairpin and g-string reserved these seats. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
4646 |
Whichaya gonna gimme a card for the tab? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4647 |
I’m tired of cleaning up after your messes. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4648 |
Look guys, you all have to pay a separate cover charge. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4649 |
Cut the crap, break open your wallet and cover your tab. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4650 |
Come on, someone’s got to pay! |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4651 |
Pay up front. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4652 |
So how are you gonna figure out who pays the tab? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4653 |
I'll set up your drinks as soon as you figure out who's paying. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4654 |
Well, one youse has got to make up their minds! |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4655 |
So make up your minds, already. Who goes first? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4656 |
Sorry I don't play with professionals. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4657 |
My question is who is going to pay? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4658 |
The first rule of rock paper scissors is you do not talk about rock paper scissors. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4659 |
And on that day an alliance was formed. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4660 |
Tell me what you want to drink or take it outside. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4661 |
Obvious question. How do you three decide who pays? |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4662 |
Alright, one more time. Who covers the tab? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4663 |
Definitely keeping an eye on you guys. Last time I saw scissors and paper running in the hall and paper you know that’s a big no-no! |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4664 |
OK...You guys decide and let me know who's buying. |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4665 |
Another round of Rochambeau, please. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
4666 |
You fellas can't fool me again -- I'm splitting your bill three ways no matter what! |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4667 |
All this for just a round of drinks? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4668 |
No, I did not say "1, 2, 3..." I said "what'll it be!" |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4669 |
No, I’m not interested in playing your game for a free drink. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4670 |
Oh, shoot! Not you three again. |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4671 |
Never heard of it. What's in a Rochambeau? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4672 |
I would have never guessed that you three would all agree on tuna fish sandwiches, lite mayo! |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4673 |
Let's see your money before the battle begins."
Cal Bellamy, Munster, IN 4632 |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4674 |
I’m not playing your silly game. |
1.1481 |
0.06147 |
54 |
48 |
4 |
2 |
4675 |
The bar is cash only no matter who beats who. |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
4676 |
So, how are you fellas gonna decide who pays? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4677 |
Lemme guess, you're out to get lucky? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4678 |
Which one of you should I start with? |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4679 |
Don’t make me shoot |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4680 |
I can’t wait all day for someone to order first! |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
4681 |
No, I don't want to Ro-Sham-Bo for the bill. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4682 |
I don't care how you work it out. Slap some cash down or get out of here. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4683 |
On the count of three, who wants to order first? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4684 |
Beer or whisky, what'll it be? |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4685 |
We don't play those games here. Your ID with ages, or out! |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4686 |
IT'S JUST A DRINK!! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4687 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay the tab. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4688 |
Wait a minute, the first one is on the house. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4689 |
I'm not gonna choose. It's just whatever order you showed up, OK? |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4690 |
Yeah, well, bartender cuts off Rock, Paper AND Scissors. Pay up! |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4691 |
Make a decision and order, already! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4692 |
Look, guys, I don't want any trouble this time. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4693 |
Don't give me that! One of you has to pay! |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4694 |
Ok…which one of you losers is payin’ this time ? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4695 |
So. What will it be? Something on the rocks? Or shall I cut it for you? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4696 |
How do you three decide who picks up the tabs? Credit card roulette? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4697 |
Man! I always hate it when the Roshambo tournament is back in town. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4698 |
Ok listen up. Scissors, your evening is over; you're smashed. Paper's also cut off for the night. Rock, buddy, I got you covered. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4699 |
So do we figure out who's paying the tab? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4700 |
But I don’t want to watch Jeopardy |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4701 |
Relax, I don’t have a gun. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4702 |
I told you guys, take it outside |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4703 |
So,I guess this one is also not on the rocks? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4704 |
First, you three decide who's pickin' up the tab! |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4705 |
So long as none of you guys start shooting... |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4706 |
You just missed Humpty Dumpty. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4707 |
Salad wrap, salad bowl. No salad gun. There has never been a salad gun! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4708 |
I tossed out your buddy Match because he tried to light up! |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4709 |
I saw you cut the line. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4710 |
It's not funny. I have heard of those bar jokes. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4711 |
Someone has to pay - toss a coin for what I care! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4712 |
Let me guess, the rock has emerged victorious, and you'll be treating them to two on-the-rocks whiskies each. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
4713 |
Shoot, not you three again!!
A fight breaks out every time you’re together. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
4714 |
Any fighting and you're all out of here. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4715 |
Would one of you just make a decision, please. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4716 |
I’m glad you all made it here in one piece…let’s try to keep it that way, yeah? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
4717 |
If you can’t decide how bout you flip a coin |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4718 |
Who’s round is it this time |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
4719 |
Not in my joint. Take is outside, boys. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4720 |
Separate tabs this time, no discussions, no arguments. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4721 |
Well, SOMEONE better pay your tab. But I’ll leave it up to you to figure out who it is. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4722 |
Let’s see who’s buying this round. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4723 |
Ro Sham NO! |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4724 |
How’d you like it Paper, on the rocks? |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
4725 |
Who’s ordering? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4726 |
Enough already. No one gets served until you've settled up. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
4727 |
Cash only guys |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4728 |
Three choices in a hand contest walk into a bar … |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4729 |
One beer left, you three hash it out |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4730 |
Last time I served you people, the coin nearly flipped himself to death. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4731 |
Ya’ll need to ro-sham-GO. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4732 |
For the last time! I'm stone, not rock! I'm Indian! The Rock has already left the bar. I'm not paying for his tab! |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
4733 |
I told you 3 before , Superman is a legitimate move |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4734 |
I’m tired of you guys never deciding who’s paying. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4735 |
No! I can’t wait until you decide on your choice your traditional way! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4736 |
Don't think you're gonna play any games in here! |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4737 |
Can't decide? Try eenie, meenie, miney,moe! |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4738 |
Show us what you got. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
4739 |
A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar… |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4740 |
Give us whatever you have on "The Rocks" - |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4741 |
Listen, no antics. I don’t care who orders first! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
4742 |
I'll have to see ID with your real names on it. |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
4743 |
We serve shots and beers. If you can't decide, get out! |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4744 |
Stop this kid stuff. Fire trumps you all, so pay up! |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4745 |
I know, Paper... obviously you want it "on the rocks!" |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
4746 |
No, we don't offer a quantity discount for three screwdrivers. |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4747 |
‘I don’t care how you figure it out, but one of you has to pay.’ |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4748 |
Who wants the two-for-one special? |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
4749 |
Figure it out,cause one of youse betta pick up the tab. |
1.1458 |
0.06651 |
48 |
43 |
3 |
2 |
4750 |
No way, folks---a zero-sum game equals zero profit! |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4751 |
Hey! Let’s just toss a coin! |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
4752 |
Oh decisions, decisions, decisions. |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4753 |
Decide… NOW! |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
4754 |
Fine, I'll choose! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4755 |
Can’t decide who’s paying? Flip a coin. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4756 |
Those days are over fellas. I make sandwiches now. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4757 |
First, figure out who's buying. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4758 |
We just can't decide who goes first. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4759 |
Credit card, zelle, venmo, cash. No "best to outta three" here fellas. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4760 |
First come, first serve only, fellas! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4761 |
No service until you figure out who's paying. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4762 |
I’ve had it up to here with your childish games! Leave by the count of 3 or I’ll shoot! |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4763 |
Rochanbeau walks into a bar… |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4764 |
First Tell ME how you chose who pays the tab! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4765 |
Cut the face time! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4766 |
Looks like there's a new game in town. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4767 |
I don’t care who beat who. One of you has to pay the bill. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4768 |
I assume you want shooters. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4769 |
Which one of you guys is first?" |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4770 |
I have told you guys before 'no gambling'. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
4771 |
This is a hell of a way for you guys to figure out who's going to pick up the tab. Just flip a coin. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4772 |
Again? Take the fight outside. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
4773 |
Do you want a shot or in your case should I say shoot? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4774 |
So, who’s gonna cover who? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4775 |
Just one sandwich for the three of you? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4776 |
You wanna see our IDs on shoot or after shoot? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4777 |
Ah, oui, the Rochambeau '62, an excellent choice. And...who will be paying? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
4778 |
I don’t want this discussion to end up in a brawl like last time, boys! You’ve got to figure out a more civil way to solve your disagreements! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4779 |
So... am I cutting the check? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
4780 |
This is not a bar for drinking games. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4781 |
Whose turn to try the mystery meat? |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
4782 |
We’ll decide this by arm wrestling, unless you have a better idea? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
4783 |
Gentlemen…I’m gonna ask you to take this outside” |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
4784 |
Which one of yous ordered yours neat? |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
4785 |
Right, who’s paying? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4786 |
Goody Three-Things. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4787 |
I don't care if the rock won. You still have to pay for the beer. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4788 |
Regardless of your empty circular logic, Jan 6th marked a sad day for all Americans NOT wearing Viking horns. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4789 |
Alright guys, take it outside! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4790 |
The usual? Three “dilemas” ,on the house |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4791 |
I don't care how Title IX was revised! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4792 |
Okay, which one of you is paying? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4793 |
And I say avocado beats all of you. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4794 |
Where's Spock? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4795 |
Your Rapunzel remake is actually annoying. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4796 |
Sorry, fellas... No drinks until I know who's picking up the tab this time. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4797 |
Now who covers the bill? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4798 |
You on my left. You're old enough . . . |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4799 |
This time you’re running separate tabs. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4800 |
Well, one of you has got to decide! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4801 |
Okay wise guys, I'll give you three to tell me your order. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4802 |
You guys wanna do some shoots? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4803 |
Yes, we too would like to cut back in food prices but are between a rock and a hard place also with our suppliers |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4804 |
Sorry guys, this is the last round. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4805 |
Have you decided which of you is buying? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4806 |
I wonder WHAT makes you thinking that I am your shrink....! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4807 |
Aw jeez, didn’t you kids settle this last time? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4808 |
I don’t care who is paying just make up your mind. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4809 |
Okay, but if I win the next rounds on you. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4810 |
I don't care how you work it out, but somebody's got to pay. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4811 |
Relax, black hole just left without noticing you guys. |
1.1452 |
0.06017 |
62 |
56 |
3 |
3 |
4812 |
Yeah, I know, somehow you are going to beat me out of paying. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4813 |
I know you cover rock, but here, you cover tab. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4814 |
Have you finally decided who pays last week's bill? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4815 |
What do you mean "we can't decide who's gonna up the tab"? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4816 |
You can stay but no cutting up! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4817 |
Look you’re all losers. Whadda havin? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4818 |
How am I supposed to know what you should choose? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4819 |
Just stop playing games and give me your order, ok fellas? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
4820 |
No separate checks |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
4821 |
I warned you to quit being handsy. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
4822 |
Ok, which one of you will please make up its mind! |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4823 |
I'm a bartender, not a referee! |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4824 |
I don't have time to play games dammit! Now who's buying? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4825 |
Are we really doing this? Just one of you pick up the tab. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4826 |
Do you want that on the rocks? |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4827 |
You guys give bar fights a bad name. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4828 |
Tonight you’ll be doing the battle before drinks are served. Last night, one of you cut the tab in half. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4829 |
Hey! One at a time! |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4830 |
We’re looking for a fella named Shoot. Know him? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4831 |
From now on, you decide who pays first. |
1.1449 |
0.05569 |
69 |
62 |
4 |
3 |
4832 |
You’re all the worst customers hands down. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4833 |
Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give atmosphere! |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4834 |
Gentlemen, trust me: kale is not worth fighting over |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4835 |
So, who's buying the drinks? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4836 |
Ok guys,show me your hands |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4837 |
if only there was some way to decide which one of you is getting served first |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4838 |
I don’t care how you decide.The bar tab needs to get paid, right now.” |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4839 |
I told you guys, we're all out of the Rochambeau 98. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4840 |
Don’t make me bring out the pistol |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4841 |
Sorry, I can’t serve all three of you at once… you’ll have to duke it out among yourselves. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
4842 |
Look, I don't care how the three of you decide but someone needs to pay this tab |
1.1429 |
0.05493 |
70 |
63 |
4 |
3 |
4843 |
I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but somebody has to pay the tab. |
1.1429 |
0.06521 |
49 |
44 |
3 |
2 |
4844 |
Don't give me this "infinite loop" stuff--someone has to pay. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4845 |
Well one of ya’ is going to have to make a decision! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4846 |
So that will be two scotches on the rock, right? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4847 |
So...who wants to order first? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4848 |
How about just my finger? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4849 |
Do I look like spock? |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
4850 |
Surprise you? OK, if you help me decide. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4851 |
Please stop. Move on. I agree! You guys *should* have decided Bush v Gore. |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
4852 |
Alright fellas, figure it out, who’s paying the bill? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4853 |
Listen, I'm the only one who settles disagreements here! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4854 |
Ok bar rules are
No wrapping
No crushing
No cutting |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4855 |
Look, I'm not playing here. Somebody order. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4856 |
You guys want some shots or what? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4857 |
I already told you, I'm not interested in sports betting. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4858 |
Okay, guys. What did you do with the lizard and Spock? You know I can't serve you guys without them - this IS the craft service for The Big Bang Theory. No lizard and Spock, no rock, paper, scissors. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4859 |
Where is lizard and Spock? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4860 |
I don’t care who wins. I get paid either way! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4861 |
One of you has to be the designated driver and I don't care how you decide! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4862 |
Ok,which one of you am I going to serve first? |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
4863 |
Yeah, right. My boyfriend's rabbi isn't a mohel, too. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4864 |
Once you guys decide whose going first, let me know |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4865 |
OK - who goes first? |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4866 |
Sorry, but my position is clear!! I'm not playing any games with you!! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4867 |
Because when I decide, one of you always gets left out. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4868 |
OK guys let order up it ain’t a game! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4869 |
Scissors may cut paper, but I'm cutting ALL of you off if you don't behave. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4870 |
No, I haven't seen your friends Lizard or Spock. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4871 |
Hey paper,are you going to actually slam your shot this time or just |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4872 |
This is NOT funny. One of you needs to pay up! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4873 |
Right after one of you leaves, a fight will break out. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4874 |
Lookin' at you Paper- somebody's gotta cover the tab. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4875 |
They say polyamorous relationships rarely have a clear winner. |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
4876 |
No drinks on the rocks here. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4877 |
Now, who’s buying THIS round? |
1.1429 |
0.05051 |
49 |
42 |
7 |
0 |
4878 |
Hey,I know a game we can play! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4879 |
Whaddya' NOT having if you turn this into another contest? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4880 |
If you want a drink, you'll pay in advance – none of that endless business to see who pays the tab. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4881 |
I don’t care who beats who and who pays. Until payment for three drinks is on the bar, no one gets a drink! |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4882 |
Look, I'm not gonna spell this out for you, but somebody's gotta pay the tab. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
4883 |
We need bun for scissors, beaf patty for rock and cheese for paper. We want to learn teamwork |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4884 |
Got it covered. But if you get smashed, I’ll cut you off. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4885 |
This is not what I mean when I say we are going cashless. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
4886 |
I told you,I don’t know who came in first. You guys will have to work it out yourselves. |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
4887 |
I don’t care who wins, cash only! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4888 |
I said, "Order on one, two, three, SHOOT!" |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
4889 |
That'll be $65.78, all together or on the rock's? |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4890 |
Which one of youse is the designated driver? |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4891 |
I don’t care who won— last call was half an hour ago! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4892 |
Stop acting like children ! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4893 |
Look. Any two of you just need to decide.” |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4894 |
You’re not gonna smash paper. You mixed it up! |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
4895 |
Who wants to order first? 1-2-3… |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4896 |
Last round fellas, but remember, loser gets the tab. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4897 |
One of you has got to go |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4898 |
Sorry fella's...Order Up! Don't have time to play your silly game now! |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4899 |
Sorry, this is a net positive establishment… |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4900 |
There is no way to separate you three so just get along! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4901 |
Are you kidding? A double or nothing coin flip? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4902 |
No, I don't have a match. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4903 |
No best two out of three. I won. Last call! |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4904 |
I'm afraid I am going to have to break policy and give you guys separate checks. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4905 |
I’ll ask one more time. Which one of you is paying? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4906 |
Yeah right, Rocky. There’s no way he can take you. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4907 |
Let me make sure I have this right; rock is picking your tab, your picking up scissors’ tab, and scissors is picking up rock’s tab? |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4908 |
At last who's paying the bill ! |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4909 |
So you just wrap him huh? |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
4910 |
Let's cut the games. Bring us a round of Johnny Walker Red Label on the rocks. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4911 |
Best 3 out of 5, shaken, stirred, or blended? |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4912 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors, meet Salt, Shot, Lime |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4913 |
I don’t care who’s paying just give me a card. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4914 |
Like I said the last time guys, you can wrap yourselves around each other as much as you want in here but I’m going to have to stop serving you when rock beats scissors. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4915 |
Ok you guys no fighting! |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4916 |
So, do you wanna draw straws to see who goes first? |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4917 |
You know the drill, gents |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4918 |
You must be Shoot. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4919 |
Scissors don’t cut again the credit card |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4920 |
Tonight's special, Rochambeau! Anyone? |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
4921 |
Guys, we agreed to go on shoot this time |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4922 |
Well, atleast it’s not between a hard place. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
4923 |
So that’ll be three shooters? |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
4924 |
I am not playing with you guys; now get out of here until you can find Spock. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4925 |
Just to let you know: Our license prohibits contests of any sort! |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4926 |
Listen,you guys,I don’t care who pays the tab , just leave a decent tip this time ! |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4927 |
No service until you tell me who's paying! |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4928 |
Being 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' won't
get your any special favors in here! |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4929 |
What makes you think you can speak for everybody? |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4930 |
I guess you think that’s cute, ordering a drink ‘on the rock.’ |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4931 |
Pov: you walked into your Highschool reunion. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4932 |
Whose pickin' up the tab tonight? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4933 |
I don't care what the song says. Nobody knows your name! |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4934 |
You really expect me to choose? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4935 |
I can't serve you guys here - I've heard what happens! |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4936 |
Shoot. You just missed last call. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4937 |
Cutting edge |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4938 |
You guys are worse than those Three-Card Monte brothers from last week! |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4939 |
I'm sure you guys can work this out |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4940 |
In this part of town, we play once, twice, three, shoot. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4941 |
You need to get out and make room for the next seating. It's reserved for giants, wizards and dwarfs. |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4942 |
Rock, stop cheating. Diamonds are not allowed to be substituted.. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4943 |
Your pal Plastic left and said Scissors will be splitting the bill with Paper. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4944 |
Just flip a coin already to decide which toppings. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4945 |
i remember you and you never paid. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4946 |
I don’t have time for this, you’re getting separate checks. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4947 |
Enough arguing - - which one of you is buying? |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4948 |
Well, you better be on your best behavior or I'll declare a thumb war and toss out all three of ya'. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4949 |
One of you still owes me money. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4950 |
None of your shenanigans—just tell me which one of you joker’s is gonna pay the bill. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
4951 |
I’m not playing your silly game; just order! |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4952 |
I'll have one on the rock |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4953 |
I don't care if rocks break scissors; you are cut off! |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4954 |
Purim's not 'til March, fellas. |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4955 |
I'm thinking of a number... |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
4956 |
Best two out of three pays |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4957 |
Rock, it's your tab. In my place rock beats paper and scissors. |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4958 |
You don’t have to go home, but you can’t play here. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4959 |
I hope you guys know that you’re going to get a breathalyzer test before your next match |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4960 |
You still owe me for all those shots from LAST time you were in here!!! |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4961 |
Welcome to the Pour Decisions Bar - what will it be? |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
4962 |
Sorry fellas, nothing beats cold hard cash. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4963 |
No way I’m serving you three! One drink and you start beating each other up. |
1.1406 |
0.05836 |
64 |
58 |
3 |
3 |
4964 |
Let me guess, a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi sent you here? |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
4965 |
All right, whose credit card do I run this time? |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4966 |
I told you boys, it’s shot, not shoot. |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4967 |
What do you mean someone might get cut up if I don't pay? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4968 |
Not you three again! I lost my sports coat last week betting on your advice. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4969 |
Sorry but you three are cut off |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4970 |
Decide who pays right now. Then I'll serve you. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4971 |
Just how do you expect to compete in our arm wrestling competition? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4972 |
Trust me, fellas....no one's going to win this fight. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4973 |
We don't make choices. What'll you have? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4974 |
You guys want shooters? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4975 |
Order up. I don't have times for your stupid games. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4976 |
You can decide amongst yourselves, but someone's got to pay the check |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4977 |
You're lucky we accept contactless payment. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4978 |
I need cash. You can't play for drinks. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4979 |
Don't look so smug. I'm in charge of the rocks here. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4980 |
So I have to guess correctly which one of you is going to pay for lunch? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4981 |
No, I will not go double or nothing on your tabs. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4982 |
For crying out loud! Just flip a count or something and order! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4983 |
Hi Friends, It Is Happy Hour Now. What Would You Like? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4984 |
Remember - there’s very good people on both sides. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4985 |
No roshambo! It's ship, captain and crew or nothin'. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4986 |
I know you want a dry Martini...I can't figure out the other two. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4987 |
What do you mean, you're more of a "thumb war guy"? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4988 |
I don't care if you're from the Paleolithic Period, you still need ID. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4989 |
Listen, I'm working. I don't have time to play so you must be on line. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4990 |
OK see if I've got this right. You want a malted milk, a lemon phosphate and a sasperella. Do you want to flip form them? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4991 |
All on one tab, or 1-2-3? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4992 |
Look, I run a restaurant. I'm no game show host. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4993 |
Okay, but tonight can we agree first on who’s gonna pay the tab! |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4994 |
…So then the guy said shoot. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
4995 |
Whaddya mean first i gotta count to three? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4996 |
Yeah everything was great until that two-faced asshole coin-toss came onto the scene |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4997 |
„I told you once, I‘m not gonna tell you twice: you can‘t fight in here!“ |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4998 |
Listen, you’re gonna have to settle it between yourselves. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
4999 |
You’re gonna have to decide in advance who’s paying. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
5000 |
Oh noooooow scissor beats rock. Put his on my tab |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
5001 |
Dammit, make up your minds who gets served first! |
1.1400 |
0.04957 |
50 |
43 |
7 |
0 |
5002 |
Just order your food ! I'm tired of playing games ! |
1.1400 |
0.06395 |
50 |
45 |
3 |
2 |
5003 |
Look, you three, somebody’s gotta order… |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5004 |
Look, I don't care if you need to draw straws... Someone needs to pay the tab. |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5005 |
I told you guys before, until you get an AI driven App you can't come in here any more... |
1.1400 |
0.07004 |
50 |
46 |
1 |
3 |
5006 |
I don't care who beats who, I just need to know which one of you is paying the tab?! |
1.1400 |
0.04957 |
50 |
43 |
7 |
0 |
5007 |
Say shoot. I dare you. |
1.1400 |
0.06395 |
50 |
45 |
3 |
2 |
5008 |
Figure out amongst yourselves who is paying this tab. |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5009 |
That’ll be one sub hold the mayo, right? |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5010 |
One of you is going to pay! |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5011 |
Frankly, I don't really care how you decide who's going to pay for the drinks, just make up your minds, already! |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5012 |
Look, you guys figure it out...we don't do separate checks! |
1.1400 |
0.06395 |
50 |
45 |
3 |
2 |
5013 |
Dwayne Johnson, Paper, and Scissors walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Guys this round is on me, the Rock just couldn’t cut it.” |
1.1400 |
0.06395 |
50 |
45 |
3 |
2 |
5014 |
"LET THE GAME BEGIN" ; |
1.1400 |
0.05721 |
50 |
44 |
5 |
1 |
5015 |
Best out of” whatever number you keep changing it to, isn’t working. Someone has to pay |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
5016 |
Ok you guys. Your choices here are glass or tin; or go somewhere else! |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
5017 |
Not you again. I wanna know right now who's picking up the tab... |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
5018 |
Paying your tab beats rock, paper and scissors. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
5019 |
I'm sorry, but if you are looking to be a Bowl Game mascot, Pop Tarts and Mayo are already in the game. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
5020 |
No games, who is paying? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
5021 |
I can only serve one of you. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
5022 |
I don’t care how you do it, just settle your tab! |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
5023 |
Yeah, we're not playing that game tonight, boys. Just pay your tab. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
5024 |
Rock, I can’t keep covering you here. Not while I’m still sober and Scissors is smashed. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
5025 |
Cut the crap. Your dad was not the guy who created ‘beer before liquor’. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
5026 |
Heads or Tales? Drink’s on me Chancers! |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
5027 |
There's nothing to decide, now beat it! |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
5028 |
I don't care what you say, in this bar the game is called, "Rochambeau." |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5029 |
Last warning, decisions will be made by coin flip only. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5030 |
You're going to have to figure out among yourselves who gets served first. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5031 |
Fork Handles |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5032 |
You want me to help you settle a bet? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5033 |
No, I don't want to try best two out of three |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
5034 |
Need to see an ID. No, we cannot Rochambeau for it. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
5035 |
Always the same with you guys; you get a few drinks in, and it's ''Oh yeah, well I can beat you!' and 'Well I can beat you!' and 'So what, I can beat you!' all night long! |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5036 |
And I win by whacking you with a bat if you don't pay. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5037 |
Okay guys, how will you decide who's paying? |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
5038 |
For the last time, no more playing games in my bar! |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5039 |
Look,all I’m saying is, no, because the last game played in here didn’t end well for a guy holding aces and eights, so no games allowed! |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5040 |
Loser pays.
Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5041 |
Okay, one Scotch on the rocks, one paper dry Martini and one Yankee Clipper |
1.1385 |
0.05750 |
65 |
59 |
3 |
3 |
5042 |
So where's Toilet Paper today? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5043 |
Okay, I think I know this one: Rock, Paper and Scissors walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Don't tell me, let me guess," Right? |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
5044 |
You, in the middle, you covering the tab? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5045 |
You may have a vodka on the rocks but I am not serving your friends. One of them is three sheets to the wind and the other is half cut! |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5046 |
Cutting up your cards wasn’t the best idea,guys |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
5047 |
I’m tired of you three cutting, smashing and covering for each other. Now what do you want tot drink? |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5048 |
Cut to the chase. On the rock, or is paper covering? |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
5049 |
I don't care who pays, there's no fighting in here! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5050 |
You three will have to work out the order you are served in. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5051 |
We can't stop serving water just because it beats all of you. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5052 |
Enough with the games, let me see some money! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5053 |
You get nothing until I know who’s paying. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5054 |
You’ll only have a drink if I lend you a hand? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5055 |
Match" couldn't make it,so you'll have to shoot it amongst yourselves who pay |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5056 |
No two out of three. You drink you pay! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5057 |
I think we’ll open a tab. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5058 |
If you start cutting and smashing each other up again like last time, I'm throwing you out with a lifetime ban. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5059 |
Okay we'll give it a try. You guys are on every Tuesday for a three month trial period. You get 3% of receipts plus tips. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5060 |
I've had enough of your fisticuffs. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5061 |
I knew this “trans” thing would get way out of hand. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5062 |
No, you have to pay for your drinks just like everybody else! |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5063 |
Buddy, the next time you say, "on the rocks" and giggle, I'm going to wrap you in the Sunday newspaper. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5064 |
Fine,best two out of three and we'll call it even |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5065 |
Alright I’ll CUT the scissors a break but I won’t pour the liquor on the rocks. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5066 |
Okay guys,how are you going to decide who picks up the tab? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5067 |
It doesn't matter which of you I choose first the other two are going to call me racist. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5068 |
Scram. You have no power here. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5069 |
Don't overthink it—there's not that many options. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5070 |
So which one of you is going to cover the other two? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5071 |
We will have Avocado toast cut on paper with rock salt . Beat you . |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5072 |
Look, you've got to make a decision somehow. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5073 |
So are we doing shoots today? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5074 |
I ain’t playin’ your sick little game until you tell me what i stand to lose, friendos. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5075 |
What kind of came are you playing? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5076 |
Look, either you three figure out a way to split the bill or I don't want to see you in here anymore. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5077 |
If the winner buys a round, one of you has to leave. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5078 |
alright shoot |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5079 |
Three blood Marie’s on the rocks! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5080 |
Do I look like it's Happy Hour?" "I'll make it easy for you." "It ain't." "Now, whattya have? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5081 |
No we don’t serve Ro, or Sham, or Bo here. Now get outta here |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5082 |
There's something for each of you in today's menu - crabs in shell, canned tomatoes and some greasy fries to go!! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5083 |
I'm done playing games with you boys. Dynamite doesn't do private dances. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5084 |
We don’t serve ties here |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5085 |
Don’t ask, it’s a Tik Tok trend. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
5086 |
Any more on the rocks and I’m cutting you all off |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
5087 |
Listen, I know what time it is, my name ain't Joe an' I don't have time to listen to your "little story! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
5088 |
Enough with the games—who’s buying this round?! |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
5089 |
If you can’t pick who’s ordering first, you’re going to have to leave. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5090 |
Three boilermakers and put the drinks in matches’ tab. |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
5091 |
Which one of you is paying the bill? |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5092 |
I don't care how you score it, one of you is going to pay for the drinks this time! |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5093 |
Where's Chainsaw? |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5094 |
Can’t I just split your bill three ways? |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
5095 |
We have a no idioms allowed rule in this joint. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5096 |
If you guys start brawling again I’m gonna have to call the bouncer. |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5097 |
You know it’s Arts Birthday on January 17th, therefore I can’t serve you today. |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5098 |
Enie Meini Mieni Mo just left. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5099 |
So who's gonna go first? |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
5100 |
Okay, you guys figure out who’s going first. |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5101 |
My friends with have a Cutty Sark on the rocks, I'll cover the bill. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5102 |
No, I don’t. We’re smoke-free. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5103 |
Look, you guys gotta figure out who’s gonna pay. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5104 |
Maybe I’m missing something, but I think there’s an easy way to figure out who’s picking up the tab. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5105 |
So is the cornned beef or the meat loaf? I don't have all day. |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
5106 |
You decide which one of you is paying! |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5107 |
Alright now, which one of you gets to decide? |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
5108 |
Sorry but we have a strict non-negotiation policy when it comes to compensation |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5109 |
I assume only one of you will want a drink on the rocks? |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5110 |
Alright fellas. One, two, three? Or one, two, three, shoot? |
1.1373 |
0.06275 |
51 |
46 |
3 |
2 |
5111 |
One of you have to pay. You decide your own way. |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
5112 |
Come on!! One of you needs to order first. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
5113 |
Either you decide or I'll decide for you. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
5114 |
At least one of you has to leave and, no, I'm not going to choose which one! |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
5115 |
Why a rock? A paper holder makes more sense. So? Why a rock? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
5116 |
Let's decide right now who is going to pick up the tab. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5117 |
Well whiskey beats them all! |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5118 |
I'm just sayin' ain't no referee giving up that coin flip for anyone. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5119 |
Will your quit your stupid games and tell me who's paying tonight? |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
5120 |
I don’t allow gambling in here. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5121 |
Tell him I'll have the dough soon. No need for these antics! |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5122 |
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot... I can't have you in here anymore, you're always smashing, tearing and slicing up the place!" |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5123 |
I don't want an argument about who's paying for drinks. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5124 |
Nope; I was here the last time you lot swaggered in. It’s virgin piña coladas or nothing. Take it or leave it. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
5125 |
This is a neighborhood bar. Three-somes are not welcome. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5126 |
There has to be some way for you to decide who gets the last everything bagel" |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5127 |
Okay. I'm not playing your game. Who's buying? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5128 |
Hurt people hurt people. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5129 |
Two whiskeys on the Rock. He lost the game. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5130 |
Cut out the rhyme and show me your dime. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5131 |
A rock and paper scissor on a bar… wait that’s not right |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
5132 |
Rough week settling scores on the playground gentlemen? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
5133 |
I’m calling RoShamBullshit. Now make up your own minds or get out. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
5134 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay the bill. |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
5135 |
Just sort this out yourself. We |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
5136 |
You guys are always looking for a Handout. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5137 |
Come on guys: Make a decision! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5138 |
Nah fellas, the ladies don't go for silly games no more... |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5139 |
This is a tough bar. I don't want to see you three peaceably resolving conflicts. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5140 |
So, in other words, none of you are going to pick up the tab!! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5141 |
If you want a drink you're going to have to pay, like everyone else. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5142 |
Okay you three, no games this time. And I mean it. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5143 |
Well, you've got to figure-out who is going to pay. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5144 |
Enough with the games, just pay the damn tab. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5145 |
I ain't playin' double or nothin'. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5146 |
Where are lizard and Spock tonight? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5147 |
O.K. Which of you was first? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5148 |
And one more thing. No more fights outta you guys. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5149 |
Where is Biden ? Sleeping again ? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5150 |
We don't sell thread or writing material, or window panes." |
1.1356 |
0.06143 |
59 |
54 |
2 |
3 |
5151 |
You guys can stay, but if after a few drinks Rock tries to beat Scissors again you are all out of here. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5152 |
How am I ever going to decide who to serve first? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5153 |
All right, but no more talk about shooting, ya got it? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5154 |
It's your choice. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5155 |
If you don't want to to place an order, take it outside guys! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5156 |
I don’t care who pays, just decide. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5157 |
Can't you guys find a way to resolve this dispute? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5158 |
If it were up to me, I'd rather flip a coin! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5159 |
If you were unsatisfied last round, pick something else. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5160 |
Please! Separate orders! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5161 |
O.K., I get it! I've played games before but this one's
Really Serious! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5162 |
I need to run a credit card upfront before you order! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5163 |
''Okay, let's settle this like adults.'' |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5164 |
Are you guys serious?? C'mon. Pay up!
This isn't a game! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5165 |
Look, Rock. I don't care if Paper is covering you, as long as I get paid, so don't get snippy with me! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5166 |
How should I know which of you came in first! Why don’t you work it out, best two out of three and get back to me. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5167 |
No, I will not bang my fist to see who orders first! |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5168 |
I'm not playing to see who's paying. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5169 |
You get that rock under control or I’ll grab some newspaper from the back and do it myself! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5170 |
No games—cash only. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5171 |
Rock,Paper,Scissor: shoo. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5172 |
Shooters? |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5173 |
No games fellas. Who's paying? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5174 |
I don't care how you do it, but figure out who's paying the tab. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5175 |
Listen, I already had to break up a thumb wrestle. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5176 |
Don’t start none, won’t be none. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
5177 |
Well? Who ya pickin? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5178 |
I don't care who is covering who, I just need someone to pay the tab. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5179 |
I’m pretty sure ice beats all of you |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
5180 |
Paper, are you covering Rock? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5181 |
Why does taking a stance against tipping culture have to be the one thing you three agree on? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
5182 |
The drinks are on the rocks, not on the rock's tab. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
5183 |
For the last time, I'm not joining yur fight club. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5184 |
Like the sign says: NO WEAPONS ALLOWED! |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5185 |
No way—when paper’s your tab it beats rock AND scissors! |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5186 |
First round is on the house if you settle the debate for me—`shoot’ or `says shoot?’ |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5187 |
Come on, work it out for me - Biden or Trump? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5188 |
Last time I served you whiskey, rocks, you cut the other guys, and it all got covered in the paper. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5189 |
You must have SOME way of deciding who's going to pay the tab. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5190 |
No I don't serve carbon on the rocks, and do I don't make a paper white absinth, and no I do not need a haircut. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5191 |
Drinks are on him. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5192 |
Okay, but first I need to know who's picking up the tab. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5193 |
What part of “cover charge” don’t you understand? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5194 |
Everybody loses with you guys |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5195 |
Nope, pay the bar tab like everyone else! |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
5196 |
Alright you guys, no more games. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5197 |
Let me guess..scotch on the rocks, white wine and a sizarak |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5198 |
I agree,a four party system would solve a lot of problems but… |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5199 |
If you’re playing that kind of game in here I need to check your ages. Let’s see some ID. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5200 |
Listen boys, I cannot be here all night like last time, watching you three argue over who picks up the tab! |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
5201 |
I don't care who covers what, I'm not splitting the check. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5202 |
If you start any of those games again you’re out of here. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5203 |
Hey, we don’t want any trouble in here. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
5204 |
Listen, I don't want any games in here. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5205 |
My Glock beats all ya'll so pick a protein already. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5206 |
You three going to behave yourselves this time? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5207 |
I don't know how you guys are gonna figure this out, but somebody's got to pay the bill! |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
5208 |
On the rocks? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5209 |
No,
not gonna happen, its gotta be a lot more clearer who's gonna pay. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5210 |
I don't care what your game is, I need identification. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5211 |
Karaoke is down the street. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5212 |
You gotta pay to play. House rules. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
5213 |
Don’t make me go in the back and get my straws. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5214 |
Who's got the next round? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5215 |
Figure it out, guys. Who wants to order first? |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
5216 |
Which one of you can beat a full house? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5217 |
I don't know what kind of game you three are playing, but we have a strict no-cutting-in-line policy. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
5218 |
Welcome back. I’m giving you one more chance. No more fighting, or I’m kicking you out again, and you will not be welcome back here again. Now… what’re you having? You have to make a decision.” |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
5219 |
just tell us how much to tip. we’ve made enough decisions for you today. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
5220 |
Keep your hands to yourself! |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
5221 |
Yeah yeah a rock, paper, and scissors walked into a bar. Great. Now show some ID or get out. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
5222 |
We all agree no pineapple. That’s disgusting. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
5223 |
Let's do something new today....just pay for your meals |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5224 |
Three Rochambeaus on the rock, coming up. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
5225 |
Let me guess- three rochambeaus with vodka on the rock,right? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5226 |
I'll cover this," said Paper |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5227 |
Sorry rock, I can only hire two. Now, if you were string… |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5228 |
You guys need to figure out who's paying the bill. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5229 |
You win. What’ll be? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5230 |
Dwayne Johnson’s on his way, then we’ll see who beats whom… |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5231 |
To drink here you must be over 21, but to play that game for the bill you have to be under 21. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5232 |
Listen, you two need to start paying your own tab and stop telling me to put your drinks on the rock’s. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5233 |
Look, I don’t care how you decide who’s paying— just decide! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5234 |
I do not care why paper beats rock. Someone has to pay! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5235 |
Dude, the DIYers, are in the craft aisle. Crafting has no rules.
They’re hot! |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
5236 |
I don't care how you decide, who's going to pay for your drinks. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5237 |
I ain't play'in no games for drinks! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5238 |
Is this a game of rock, paper, scissors? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5239 |
Just choose a drink already, OK? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5240 |
OK, enough clowning around! Which one of you is first? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5241 |
I just want to know who is going to pay the tab. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5242 |
You know who always wins? The tab. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5243 |
I do not know what you’re talking about. This ain’t no game show |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5244 |
I don’t care how you decide, but one of ya’s gotta pay. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
5245 |
Which one of you is in charge? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5246 |
I assume you want your drink on the rocks. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5247 |
Whoever wins gets free Nachos |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5248 |
I ain't servin' you guys until someone agrees to pay ! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5249 |
Yeah, I'm Shoot. Who are you? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
5250 |
where's mo? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5251 |
So you wanna break the cycle, huh? Fine. Paper, you get the daily grind, Rock, you're tonight's special, and Scissors? You're just the garnish for the inevitable. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5252 |
Rabbi. Priest. Minister. Don't try to pull that old one on me! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5253 |
Some shoot vegetables please! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5254 |
At least paper has proof of age. I can't serve you other two guys without one. |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
5255 |
Yes, lions and tigers and bears ruined it for you. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5256 |
That's a wrap...you're smashed, and I'm cutting you all off! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5257 |
Luck of the draw, eh? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5258 |
now there's still the issue of the chicken tenders... |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5259 |
Why can’t you just flip a coin to see who pays? |
1.1333 |
0.06044 |
60 |
55 |
2 |
3 |
5260 |
You three have a score to settle |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5261 |
I don’t want any trouble here, fellas. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5262 |
It’s been a long week scissor, please don’t cut me off this time” @gianforcar |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
5263 |
Ok, which one of you is going to pay? |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5264 |
Ya’ll feel a little too childish to be of age |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5265 |
let me guess, on the rocks, plain and cut the sugar out |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
5266 |
The outcome of your decisions as objects
have ruined people's lives. So don't look so cocky! |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
5267 |
We've found we don't really need to be sober to be good at our jobs. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
5268 |
Make up your damn minds! |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
5269 |
So one of you's not eating, but you don't yet know who? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
5270 |
Who will pay! or we should play rock, paper, scissors? |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
5271 |
OK... So which one will it be? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
5272 |
Settle this, or I call Lizard and Spock. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
5273 |
Sorry, guys, there's only 1 more rocky road left. Who gets it? |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
5274 |
What do you mean Hung? |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
5275 |
Congressmen pay in advance |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
5276 |
No, I already told you. We don’t offer roshambo here! |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
5277 |
Which one of you took the upper-decker in the men's room? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5278 |
Which one of you is paying the tab this time? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5279 |
Honestly, just CHOOSE! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5280 |
I don’t care how you figure it out. I’m not breaking any ties. Somebody pay the damn bill! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5281 |
O.K., Which one of you wise guys is going to order? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5282 |
I forget: which one pays? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5283 |
Get out your stoned! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5284 |
Okay, decide who's paying. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5285 |
The city's NEW crime family is unbeatable. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
5286 |
I don’t have all day so find a way to decide what you want to drink. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5287 |
First decide who's picking up the check |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5288 |
Will you guys just make a decision! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5289 |
Ok Rock, Paper' Scissors...who's paying? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5290 |
Look, one of you has to pay. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5291 |
Who wants to be served first? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5292 |
I don't care if there's no dominant strategy, someone owes me for the drinks! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5293 |
You guys still have a tab from last time. Who's paying for this? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5294 |
No, this is not a 'play-to-pay' bar. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5295 |
Now listen up! You keep crushing, covering, and cutting and somebody's gonna get hurt! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5296 |
None of you are universal hot shots so just chill out, or I’ll cut you, smash you, and wrap you. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5297 |
Now, for the third time I’m gonna ask you again…what’s it gonna be |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5298 |
Now see here, Rock. I don’t care if Scissors doesn’t beat you. That’s not what I mean when I say you are cut off! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5299 |
Listen guys, I don't care whether you have beer or wine or martinis or whatever; - just find a way to make a decision. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5300 |
Take your goofball routine otta here! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5301 |
Well, I guess I’m on fire. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5302 |
On the rocks huh? Yeah, scissors cut paper. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
5303 |
If you say “1,2,3 shoot” one more time someone’s getting pepper sprayed. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
5304 |
Guess you'll be having whiskey on the rock, again?" |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
5305 |
Alright, first off, who's going to pay for these drinks? |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
5306 |
So your all gonna have it on the rocks again? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5307 |
Okay, who gets the check? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5308 |
ONE of you HAS to pay the bill !
Can you figure out a way to settle it ? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5309 |
Enough playing games - just tell me what you want! |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5310 |
Whoever, rock, paper, sizzors doesn't matter, just get the job done! |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5311 |
No money? Well, how do propose to settle the bill? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5312 |
I don’t care how you decide but someone’s picking up the tab. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5313 |
Alright, SOMEONE has to pay the bill! |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
5314 |
You guys need a fist to decide? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5315 |
This is a Hobson |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5316 |
So, have you guys decided? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5317 |
I’m low on whiskey. You need to find some way to pick who gets served. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5318 |
If you can’t get along, get the hell out! |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
5319 |
Ok,whose foist,rock,paper,scissors, …huh! |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5320 |
All right guys, who do I serve first? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5321 |
And how did that make you feel? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5322 |
You decide what to order, I'm not choosing sides. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5323 |
Sorry, guys. Mondays we do Extreme Hopscotch. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5324 |
If you guys run into Eeny, Meeny and Miney, tell 'em Moe wants to see them. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5325 |
I don't care who wins the game. You want three drinks, you're paying for three drinks. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5326 |
So, you think you're all winners? Well, I think you're all losers! |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5327 |
I know, I know! Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper, and paper covers rock. I'm telling you that my drinks will smash all three of you! |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5328 |
When you three FINALLY sort out your order, let me know. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5329 |
I don't care HOW you figure out who pays. Just get on with it. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5330 |
In my book you’re all losers. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5331 |
New shit has come to light. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5332 |
If you can't decide what to drink, get otta here. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5333 |
You can call me shoot. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5334 |
Hey, what's going on? Last week, Three-card Monte was here. Now, it's you three. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5335 |
Shoot, one of you better pay, and I don’t care who. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5336 |
Frankly, I don't care who won. I just wanna know who's picking up the tab. |
1.1311 |
0.05949 |
61 |
56 |
2 |
3 |
5337 |
No, let’s not settle this the old fashioned way. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5338 |
You're all getting a Scotch and soda, dammit! |
1.1311 |
0.05949 |
61 |
56 |
2 |
3 |
5339 |
Shall we draw straws for the tab? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5340 |
I told you last week, I’m not shooting anyone. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5341 |
Want to see MY hand gesture? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5342 |
Every day with you three! This time your tab beats all y’all. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5343 |
You three can never agree on anything so you might as well leave! |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5344 |
It’s the best of three when you’re here. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5345 |
I don't care how you work it out amongst yourselves, but someone's settling the bar tab |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5346 |
paper plane on the rocks ? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5347 |
‘You have got to be the worst executive desk set I’ve ever seen’. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5348 |
I don’t care who one, I’m not serving you. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5349 |
So who’s settling the tab then? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5350 |
Don’t play any games with us! |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
5351 |
Something about the drink being on the rock(s) |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
5352 |
Rochambeau night was last Tuesday! |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
5353 |
I already said winner gets the free burger. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
5354 |
I'll let you work out amongst yourselves who's paying for everything. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
5355 |
I don’t give a damn who beat who. You guys still owe me $43.36 |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
5356 |
Time to settle up the tab, boys. Now if only there was a fair way to decide who pays… |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
5357 |
I see you all beat your January 6th insurrection charges. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
5358 |
No more games to decide who pays the next round! |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
5359 |
Don't give me that look, guys! No means no, and I won't accept that 23rd shot tip. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
5360 |
What do you actually mean for “whiskey on the scissors”? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
5361 |
How many times do I have to tell you guys to stop horsing around? Once? Twice? Three? Shoot! |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
5362 |
Stop playing games to see who goes 1st, someone order! |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
5363 |
Come on, choose one already! |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5364 |
Just do it! |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5365 |
I don't want to play games here. Who is up first? |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5366 |
There's no way I'm letting you guys start a fight club in my basement. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5367 |
Shaken or stirred? And don’t ask Eeny, Meeny, Miny, or Mo. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5368 |
Not until your pal Rochambeau settles his tab. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5369 |
So, who's going to order this time? |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5370 |
I ordered Hulk, Captain America and Iron Man and they send me you?! |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5371 |
So you all want whiskey on the rocks. Is that right? |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5372 |
Shall we play to see who’s paying? |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5373 |
We don't want any trouble including any zero-sum games. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5374 |
Cut the crap! You expect me to believe that you’re waiting for Bob Dylan? |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
5375 |
Can you three decide on drinks without fighting? |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5376 |
Was it hard to find a parking space? |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5377 |
That’s enough! You’re getting separate checks. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5378 |
Each time all of you come in here, one ends up getting beat. I'm not having Paper get moist again. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5379 |
Okay, well let me know when you guys decide who’s paying. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5380 |
We don't play games here! |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5381 |
Bourbon rocks? |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5382 |
My grandma could beat the three of you. Try the fern bar next-door. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5383 |
Because Dynomite ALWAYS wins! |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5384 |
Youse can just settle your beef outside! |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5385 |
Youse guys, again! |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5386 |
We don’t give separate checks. You guys will have to decide amongst yourselves. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5387 |
I said no gambling- you gotta pay for your drinks no matter what happens! |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5388 |
Listen,I'm not going through this decision-making process every time. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5389 |
Rock, paper, scissors walked into a bar. Only the barkeep came out alive. |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
5390 |
Yeah,no. I can't trust any of you. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5391 |
uh-uh, you guys aren't getting away with that Andrews sister bit again; this week, cash only. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5392 |
You'll just have to figure out among yourselves who pays the bill. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5393 |
Who gets the meatloaf? |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5394 |
I told you, no fighting in my bar |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5395 |
Just another manic Monday, I wish is was Sunday |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5396 |
We agreed that the loser pays the bill |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5397 |
Okay, where's the punchline? |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
5398 |
Let me guess you want it split 3 ways? |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
5399 |
I don’t care who pays but I’m not starting the order until one of you makes a decision. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5400 |
Rock, paper, scissors?! Shoot! |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5401 |
No, I will not play 'Rock Paper Scissors' for free drinks! |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5402 |
Did you decide who’s getting the bill? |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
5403 |
Paper, I already told you that if you order another on the rocks, you're cut off. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5404 |
Do you want something to eat or just play, rock,paper or scissors,? |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
5405 |
I'm not playing your stupid game,
you're all getting beer |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5406 |
You know, there's a cover charge. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5407 |
Look, I don't care who is paying, just make up your minds! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5408 |
There will be none of that in here. |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
5409 |
Not in the mood. Just tell me who gets to go first! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5410 |
One of you needs to pay up, I don't care how you decide. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5411 |
I know you guys are over 21, but boss says I still need to see IDs. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5412 |
You can play all the silly games you want, guys but I win 'cause I've got the booze. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5413 |
Will you just decide already! |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5414 |
What do you mean it’s my call to see who pays. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5415 |
The beginning: three friends have to work out who gets the last Miller High Life in the bar. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5416 |
Cash only! Someone told my boss about yesterday and he wasn't happy with me! |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
5417 |
Mercator projection misses the point |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5418 |
Three way tie, you say, one of you still needs to flip the bill! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5419 |
Peter, Paul and Mary? |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5420 |
No more games. Just tell me what you want to eat. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5421 |
I’ll just serve y’all from left to right, off the rocks, cut alcohol in half, and not worry about who’s gonna cover the bill until after! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5422 |
…and the paperclip had the number 352, which beats all of those. Sorry. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5423 |
For the last time: cash or credit? |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5424 |
I do not look like a lizard, and there's no one here to play Spock! |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5425 |
We take cash…not rocks, papers, or scissors |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
5426 |
Sorry, no plastic straws available today |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5427 |
Our costumes are too sober? |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5428 |
Let’s cut to the chase, may I see your papers before I serve you the usual on the rocks |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5429 |
For the last time, Dynamite is not here. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5430 |
Let me guess. You want Rosewater, Champagne, and a Boilermaker. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5431 |
Two against one, a round of Paper Planes thanks … and make it on the rock 🪨
🍸🍸🍸 |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5432 |
Let's settle this once and for all! Whoever drinks the most shots wins! |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
5433 |
Sorry, No split checks” |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5434 |
Who’s next? On three.. 1.. 2.. 3..! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5435 |
How about we settle this with cash up front ! |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5436 |
Enough of the stories! Will ya shaddup and order a drink. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5437 |
Are you lost or did you just land |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5438 |
You guys flipping odd-man-pays for the tab? |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5439 |
Listen, guys, I know you're all tough but could you just flip a coin instead? |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5440 |
Look, I don’t want any trouble. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5441 |
Need a break guys. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5442 |
I’m serious, don’t shoot! |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5443 |
Combined I don't think your age's add up to 21." |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5444 |
No, we're not playing for drinks anymore, one of you guys always wins. |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
5445 |
Would you guys finally decide who's picking up the tab |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
5446 |
It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. |
1.1277 |
0.05784 |
47 |
42 |
4 |
1 |
5447 |
If one of you shoots, I’m calling the cops |
1.1277 |
0.05784 |
47 |
42 |
4 |
1 |
5448 |
Listen fellas, I don't want any trouble here. |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
5449 |
Please stop with the shenanigans or we starve. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5450 |
These motherfuckers. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5451 |
Okay then, if you only have enough money for one drink, I think you're going to have to play for it. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5452 |
I’ll need to see some ID. Something tells me you’re not old enough to be in here. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5453 |
That’s funny, the straw, the spoon and the knife were in here yesterday. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5454 |
No, I don't know how to make a Sazerac... |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5455 |
Who pays? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5456 |
No gambling |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5457 |
No, I'm not giving either of you a helping hand. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5458 |
I don't have time for games - which one of you guys is paying? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5459 |
Play to see who's picking up the tab? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5460 |
Best two out of three buys the first round |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5461 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying this bar tab! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5462 |
So, one stiff and 2 on the rocks? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5463 |
Oh no, I know how much you boys love to get drunk and then start challenging stereotypes. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5464 |
C’mon fellas…. Easy decision.
Beef stew or beef stew. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5465 |
How 'bout you settle this tab like adults? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5466 |
Well somebody needs to cover scissors. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5467 |
I don't care how you decide who's paying. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5468 |
You mob again! No tab allowed. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5469 |
A thousand times no! The winner does not get a free drink. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5470 |
I'm not interested in who covers what, I just want to know who is paying!" |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5471 |
OK - Which one of youse is buyin? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5472 |
I don't care. We're closed. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5473 |
Which one of you is last? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5474 |
OK, you need to make a selection…I don’t have all day! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5475 |
Shaken or stirred. It’s not that complicated. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5476 |
If you don't want to settle your argument peacefully, I'd suggest you step outside! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5477 |
I don't care how you decide, someone has to pay |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5478 |
3-2-1 shoo |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5479 |
Settle y'alls quarrel with the priest, rabbi, or giraffe I told you about - or its game over. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5480 |
Well, this is neat. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5481 |
Look, I'm not taking your order until you decide who's going to pay. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5482 |
No, I’m not flipping a coin to see who gets served first. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5483 |
Hey, didn't I see you all at the courthouse today? Oh no. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5484 |
No, I will not split the tab three ways; YOU three figure it out! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5485 |
You just missed Match…she went off with Eenie and Meenie to meet Miney and Mo |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5486 |
Let me guess, you all voted for yourselves? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5487 |
I don’t care who was here first, you’re all going to get waited on eventually. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
5488 |
Winners drinks are on the house |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5489 |
No f*cking fighting! You got that? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
5490 |
What are we shooting? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
5491 |
It’s not a competition. Just make up your minds. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5492 |
Out! You cause nothing but havoc here! |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5493 |
OK: which of you gets the bill? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5494 |
What're you gonna do about it? Beat me? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5495 |
Don't give me your "Nash equilibrium" bullshit. Remember "best two out of three?" That was 2,000 years ago! |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5496 |
Have you met your match?" |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5497 |
I guess paper needs to order before me, the scissors said. ‘We need to keep it in order’.’ Paper sits awaiting rocks response. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5498 |
You want that neat or on the rocks? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5499 |
I don't care but who is paying your tab? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5500 |
Don’t shoot! I’ll make each of you whatever you like! |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5501 |
Play for a drink? Sure, pick a number between zero and get the f.... out of here. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5502 |
Spock & Poison have been waiting for quite some time over in the corner... |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
5503 |
I don’t care who you are - you still have to show your I.D. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5504 |
If anyone has a problem, take it outside. Everyone is equal in here. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5505 |
The winner takes the cake. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5506 |
I SAID, no split bills |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5507 |
They looked better in the cave. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5508 |
I’m only gonna give you one warning, and then you’re outta here! |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
5509 |
Cheer up, your all winners! |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5510 |
I can only pick one of you |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5511 |
Scissors to Paper and Rock: Listen guys, this is a thumb wars bar. Act cool |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5512 |
I already told you, we do not make a drink called “The Punchline”. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5513 |
Now, I don’t want any fights in here boys. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
5514 |
For the last time, I want to know who pays the bill. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5515 |
None of this Rock, Paper, Scissors crap to decide who pays! |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5516 |
That’s it! You’re all cut off. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5517 |
You guys figure out yet how you're gonna split the bill? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5518 |
Will eenie, meenie, miney, or moe be joining you? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5519 |
How are you going to decide who pays? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5520 |
My sweatpants aren’t on backwards—it’s just an aesthetic choice!” the bartender insisted, but the cage fighters clearly didn’t buy it |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5521 |
Well well well, Rock, I see you got the surgery to have a human ass installed on your head to distract from that little pig nose. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5522 |
Tell me again. How do you three decide who buys the first round? |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5523 |
I only serve the coin toss! |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5524 |
What do you mean my tip is in arbitration? |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5525 |
One sign of trouble, and I'm calling the cops. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5526 |
Is this some kinda joke? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5527 |
No darts, no games at this bar |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5528 |
Not this time-you guys decide right now who pays! |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5529 |
You will each pay for your drink; none of this let the loser of some dopey game pay for all B.S. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5530 |
Rock, paper, scissors? Nah, it's the bartender calling the shots here! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5531 |
This time you're gonna figure out which one of you is gonna pay before I serve your drinks! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5532 |
I run a legit business now! Keep your stupid games in the alley! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5533 |
Look, you three don't have to make a decision on whether a hotdog is a sandwich. Just order it and eat it. |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5534 |
You guys have been playing this long enough to know what's coming next, pick a card? |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
5535 |
Please make all our drinks on him tonight. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5536 |
You don't need to explain the rules, just tell me who will pick up the tab. |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5537 |
You're gonna have to choose. |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5538 |
Look, I need all of you. So please quit arguing! |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5539 |
Paper, scissors, rock, I win, you all have to pay. |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
5540 |
There's gotta be some way to figure out who's gonna pay! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5541 |
I only got one beer left. You guys are gonna have to duke it out. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5542 |
If you can’t make a decision, I’m going to ask you to leave the bar. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5543 |
Figure it out amongst yourselves! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5544 |
Cut throat. |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5545 |
A blonde, a brunette and a red head walk up to the bar. Who does the bartender serve first? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5546 |
Okay, this time not all at once. |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
5547 |
Now it's 3 out of 5? OK fine, but then one of yous is paying this tab. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5548 |
Please play your game already so I can get paid! |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5549 |
Rock dude, come on, really? You're going to let a piece of paper win? |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5550 |
I don't care who won the finger throw! You're not getting served until that Pencil gal pays her bar tab! |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5551 |
Didn't I throw each of you out before? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5552 |
I don’t care who covers who. Somebody’s gotta pay the bill. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5553 |
Look, you and your friends may be able to say ‘Jan ken rokku’— but that language isn’t spoken here! |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5554 |
Screw you. Odds or evens? |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5555 |
Don't look so smug, rock. It took you forever to figure out that you could smash scissors as well as sitting on paper. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5556 |
no gambling at the bar |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5557 |
Is this another play to pay night? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5558 |
One more time!....who's paying? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5559 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Grouch. Guess I win. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5560 |
YO DUDES WERE ALL DIGITAL NOW |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5561 |
I don't care who beats who, one of you is picking up the tab. |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5562 |
Enough of this, what say you I make it beers all around? |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5563 |
Hey! Don't make ME decide. You figure out what you want. |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5564 |
OK now. Who's gonna decide? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5565 |
The rules are simple, gentlemen. No beating. No cutting. No smothering. NO FIGHTING. Now scram. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5566 |
Who is paying!? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5567 |
As a matter of fact, Spock was in here with a lizard. Why do you ask? |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5568 |
Well, I think it's only fair for you Roshambos to flip a coin to see who's next. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5569 |
C'mon one of you jerks have to make a decision! |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5570 |
Play nice or you're out of here! |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5571 |
Clam up you guys, it's not always a competition. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5572 |
No shoes, no transitivity, no service! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5573 |
I don’t care which one of you pays, why don’t you flip for it? |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5574 |
I don't care that you won, you either pay the $9.57 or leave. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5575 |
Counter guy:
“Rock. Go find Roll.”
“Paper. You’re special and need to go see the shredder.”
“Scissors. I have a loose thread I need you to meet.” |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5576 |
Well, come on. I can’t decide for you. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5577 |
Alright, Rock, I'm guessing you don't want a wrap? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5578 |
How about I split your check three ways? |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5579 |
I own the place, but I’m not a gambling man |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5580 |
Run a tab and go eeny, meeny, miney, mo |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5581 |
Alright so who’s getting the first round? |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
5582 |
I'm servin' Rock first, cuz I just feel like it |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5583 |
Spock isn’t here! 🖖 |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5584 |
Everything on the rock. |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5585 |
Can we get along just this one night without killing each other? |
1.1250 |
0.04824 |
48 |
42 |
6 |
0 |
5586 |
Sorry fellas, only bar games allowed…” |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
5587 |
Listen, no fighting this time. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5588 |
C'mon guys, it's late and I want to go home |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5589 |
Based on your customs, who's the designated driver I should watch out for? |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
5590 |
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the handjob boys |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5591 |
Who is the winner ? |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5592 |
Next time, you guys have to decide what you’re drinking before you get here. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5593 |
I really don’t care how you decide who goes first but let’s keep it moving fellas |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
5594 |
How about we just split it this time? |
1.1250 |
0.06403 |
48 |
44 |
2 |
2 |
5595 |
But when did it become three” #lgbtq+ #flathead #phillip |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
5596 |
Our wives are sluts. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5597 |
If you guys wanna drink free, you know the deal.
Make the patrons bet free drinks on each other,
using the usual hustle, and never, ever let
anyone settle for a draw. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5598 |
I told you I’m not splitting the bill- you guys figure it out. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
5599 |
Sorry guys, no more drinks on the house, we’ve upgraded to an AI selector. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
5600 |
Ay we don't need your games ova here |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5601 |
I don't care who, but one of you has to fork over the tab. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5602 |
Take your fight someplace else. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5603 |
You want well?" |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5604 |
And any more of that non-random behaviour from you three you’re out! |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5605 |
Just figure out who's taking care of the tab. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5606 |
The prices are the prices. If ya don't like them, simply decide to go elsewhere. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5607 |
No fighting in the bar room. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5608 |
We decided to settle this a different way. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5609 |
I don’t understand your point! |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5610 |
I just set 'em up - you gotta decide who drinks first. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5611 |
Let me guess - Cutty Snark on the rocks. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5612 |
I don’t care how you decide who pays, just need a card to open a tab |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5613 |
No matter which one of you I serve you’re going to make a mess of my bar |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5614 |
Their luck had finally run out. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
5615 |
So a rock, paper and scissors walked into a bar… |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5616 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors shoot tequila. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
5617 |
You can Rocham-go somewhere else, if you three don’t stop fighting |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5618 |
No I won't play you for it, no shirts no entry |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
5619 |
Ya, we’ll have the “classic.” |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5620 |
Do you guys have a chance? How do I know. I didn't get to go to summer camp. I worked. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5621 |
Whaddda ya mean, double or nuttin'? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5622 |
Not askin’ again: who’s up first? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5623 |
'I don't care who you are, you are going to have to PAY for whatever drinks you order!' |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5624 |
The winner gets one on the house. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5625 |
I told you clowns last time to take your fights outside-now get the hell out! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5626 |
I don't want any trouble this time. Rock, stay in your seat, Paper, pick up after yourself, Scissors, stay away from the damn electrical cords! |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5627 |
Will you make up your minds! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5628 |
Sorry, no matches. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5629 |
Now remember--this got out of hand last time. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5630 |
No, I haven't seen Spock or a lizard. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5631 |
We've got a whiskey on the rocks, a Paper Plane, and...remind me what your tall friend there is having? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5632 |
On the count of three, tell me what you want. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5633 |
Oh no, you cutups are back again? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5634 |
Hurry and decide who's paying. I haven't got all day. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5635 |
I don't care who won, you still have to pay for your drinks. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5636 |
I don't care who beats who, you can take your beef outside! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5637 |
I don't care which one of you pays, just stop playing games. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5638 |
Hurry up. Who's first? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5639 |
My clientele isn't big on options. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5640 |
I don't care how you decide, but somebody better pay me for lunch. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5641 |
Sorry, your little friend, Match, is no longer welcome here. I mean it is bad enough seeing you guys go at it, but he kept burning things! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5642 |
Listen, Rocky, what paper covers better be the bar tab! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5643 |
You Guys are putting me in Hard Spot - I think it's time for you to Wrap this up because this Bar Room Brawl ain't gunna Cut it!! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5644 |
No fist-fighting in here. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5645 |
Nope. Paper does NOT cover bar tabs. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5646 |
Who’s ordering first? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5647 |
I just wanna know which one covers the tab |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5648 |
For the last time,I'm gonna count to three,then I want y'all to shoo. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5649 |
Let me guess, one paper airplane, cut with a single rock?” |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5650 |
I’ve told you before to take it outside. No playing in here! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5651 |
I got a bad haircut, so fuckin' what? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5652 |
All I wanna know is who's beating this tab? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5653 |
I don’t know who was here first. Know a way to choose? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5654 |
Hey look, you clowns: We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5655 |
Look, I don’t want any fights tonight. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5656 |
You guys work it out among yourselves who's going to pay the tab. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5657 |
So you guys drew the short straw, huh? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5658 |
so which one of you is running for re-election? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5659 |
Alright, alright.. you clowns need to play your little game to decide which one of you is gonna come back here and help me! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5660 |
No nonsense this time. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5661 |
For the last time, I'm not settling the debate on who would win. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
5662 |
We should play human,human and human to decide who's paying tonight. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
5663 |
I don’t have whisky on the scissors or on the papers, sorry you two |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
5664 |
I sure hope there is no argument about who is going to pay. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5665 |
I’m not going to decide this for you. You’ll just have to do it on your own. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5666 |
So you are moving from trying to destroy each other to self-destruction. What's your poison? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5667 |
Yeah, yeah, but the barkeeper throws all of you clowns out unless you show me an ID. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5668 |
What's it going to take for you guys to decide on your order? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5669 |
You guys can settle it any way you want , but no more drinks till you pay last month's tab! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5670 |
Look, I already told ya! I don't serve Cut & Paste here! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5671 |
Here's the puzzle. You've got a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5672 |
Look! I don't care who pays for the drinks. Just order, alright? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5673 |
OK, but if it's two out of three you clean up the mess. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5674 |
So,have you figured out who's going to pay the tab. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5675 |
Bar rules, no contests! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5676 |
I don't play no game! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5677 |
I can’t wait all day for you to decide what you want. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5678 |
If you want to play games, run for office; otherwise, get the hell out of here! |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
5679 |
I don't care if you each bat exactly 0.33333, I still wanna see ID. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
5680 |
I reserve my right to refuse to play with any customers. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5681 |
Give us a shot,Jerry, Congress says they’re gonna use just the magic 8 back from now on. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5682 |
You’re gonna have to settle it on your own, guys. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
5683 |
If you can't agree on what to order you need to find a way to work it out! |
1.1216 |
0.05074 |
74 |
68 |
3 |
3 |
5684 |
Enough! I'm sure you three can figure out a way to decide who picks up the tab. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5685 |
One Scotch, one Bourbon, one Beer, shoot! |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5686 |
Well, shoot. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5687 |
Come on Guys! I haven't got all day. Now, once again, who's order is first... |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
5688 |
Wait…you can’t order all at once! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5689 |
Screw that! Does this look like a casino? |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5690 |
I don't care how you decide who's paying, I just need a credit card. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5691 |
I’ve got to ask, “Who gets the bill?” |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5692 |
Just make a decision! What’ll you have? |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5693 |
I hope you at least buy a drink before you start beating each other up... |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5694 |
So the three of you want to share a cocktail. What will it be? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5695 |
No no, Rock got the last round, now it's my turn. Besides, you said you just cut up your credit card. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5696 |
If you can’t decide, we’ll just flip a coin. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5697 |
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, rock does NOT beat everything! |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5698 |
Are you going to order or sit there and play games all night? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5699 |
Bartender: Can you 3 stop trying to beat each other and just be friends already?! |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5700 |
Alright chefs, tonight it’s a chaos menu. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
5701 |
I don’t know, sort it out among yourselves. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5702 |
Just tell me who's gonna cover the tab! |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5703 |
I haven’t got all day. Decide what you want or take a hike! |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5704 |
all right, you win. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5705 |
Can't we all just get along? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5706 |
Any ideas for figuring out which one of you will settle the tab? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5707 |
How are we gonna choose a designated driver? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5708 |
If this is all on one tab,one of you needs to leave a credit card. |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5709 |
Okay, is that one Cutty on the rocks in a paper cup? |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5710 |
So you want me to decide who goes first? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5711 |
How’d you get rid of Sisyphus? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5712 |
I don't care whose it is, but I need a credit card to open a tab. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5713 |
Lizard and Spock are waiting for you in the back room. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5714 |
I don't care which one of you pays the tab. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5715 |
Let me guess. Paper will have his drink on the rock and Scissors will have Cutty Sark. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5716 |
Maybe you should decide who's paying first? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5717 |
No flipping coins to figure out who's paying today! |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5718 |
OK, so which one of you dopes is gonna order first? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5719 |
I dare you to say 'I said over easy!!' one more time!!! |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5720 |
No, I ain't ever heard of a Rumshambo! |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5721 |
Watch the attitude...86 beats all of you. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5722 |
Why can't you just split the bar tab three ways? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5723 |
I won't play you for them. You have to pay for your drinks like everybody else. |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5724 |
Look, boys, the office supply store is next door." |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5725 |
You guys tell me who’s paying; then you can order |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5726 |
OK, I've taken your order. So who's paying? |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5727 |
Its called a "Shot" not a Shoot! |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5728 |
No buy two, get one free, deals today. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5729 |
What'll it be folks? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5730 |
You better decide on who's picking up this tab if you want me to pour you another round. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5731 |
I can't take everyone's order at once, you guys are just going to have to figure out who goes first! |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5732 |
I don't really care how you work it out, but one of you has to open a tab. |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5733 |
Don't play games with me- who's paying? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5734 |
Here’s an idea: why not order first and then argue about who gets the check? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5735 |
Cheer up folks. The SEC is wrong! You're a game for kids not a CARTEL! |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5736 |
Hey, Paper, I see you brought some muscle with you this time. But Match ain't been in here since they banned smoking. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5737 |
Would you consider double or nothing? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5738 |
We need a vacation |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5739 |
That piece of sheet will have to pay a cover charge. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5740 |
Sorry, I'm all out of paste" |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5741 |
Last call isn't up for debate. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5742 |
Let me guess...no money? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5743 |
No drinks until you settle on who's paying the tab. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5744 |
Someone has to pay for the rounds of shots. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5745 |
I don’t care HOW ya figure out the bill to be honest. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5746 |
listen, either rock pay for scissors or paper scissors get the rock outta my bar |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5747 |
Aw, jeez, no. I just barely finished cleaning up from the last time one of youse got smashed. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5748 |
Yes this is a regulation bar but it has nothing to do with Our election process. No one gonna agree with your suggestions. Yes I do know what democracy means. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5749 |
Decide who goes first already. I don’t care how. Flip a coin. I ain’t got all day! |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5750 |
I TOLD you before , You cut the line ,No Soup for You !! , and that goes for the Spud & Leek as well …. |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
5751 |
Hi, fellas. I'm Spock. How can I help you? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5752 |
Sorry, but it’s a Gin Rummy style bar |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
5753 |
Smashed, wrapped, or chooped? |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5754 |
Just flip a coin if you can’t decide between the two specials. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5755 |
Really! You guys can’t come up with a way to decide who’s picking up the tab!? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5756 |
Again? Separate checks or no service! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5757 |
Hey! Cut it out! One at a time….. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5758 |
Just pay the tab. You three have an answer for everything. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
5759 |
If you ask me, you're all losers. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5760 |
So how are you gonna decide who pays? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5761 |
You decide, but one of you has got to pay. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
5762 |
One order! That’s it. Now you guys decide what it is going to be.
Or
Come on. Somebody make a decision for C#%* sake. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5763 |
A Cutty with a slice, aPaper Plane, and a Rock ‘n Rye, comin’ up. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5764 |
No games here! Got it? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5765 |
Cash or Credit only |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5766 |
Strange, usually it's a rabbi, a priest, and an imam. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5767 |
I’ll need a credit card to start a tab. Who’s it gonna be? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5768 |
No more BS about probabilities, Pay now or no drinks |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5769 |
Sorry, we can't serve you until your full party is here. Where's Spock? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5770 |
Sorry fellas - only one slice left. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5771 |
You better also be able to cover the tab. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5772 |
Don't complain about the service. Every time you're here, only one of you leaves a tip. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
5773 |
That’s all well and good for youse, but in this place, I always win. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5774 |
I’m not in the mood for games. Get out! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5775 |
I’m actually an actor, I just do this part time. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5776 |
So does 'on the rocks' mean his family is paying or what? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5777 |
#a hard days work would beat all of you” |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5778 |
Listen, fellas, I already had to toss fire and wind out. I don’t want to have to do that to you three. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
5779 |
I've always wanted to ask you: is it "shoot" or "says shoot"? |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
5780 |
Just stick to tic tac toe, okay? |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
5781 |
OK that's enough arguing about who's first. I've got an idea of how we can settle this. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5782 |
Will one of you please decide what you’re going to drink. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5783 |
OK--the best of three for a free lunch."
Jeffrey Manly
Toronto, On |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5784 |
Enough. Order or get out. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5785 |
Sorry, I will not play your game to see if drinks are on the house. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
5786 |
So, have you decided who’s picking up the tab? |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5787 |
Okay, which onna youse is gonna pay |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
5788 |
This is a sushi bar Mr. Rock. I can use paper and scissors. You're just not qualified here." |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5789 |
I don’t care who wins, just pay your tab. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
5790 |
No more fighting! |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5791 |
I just want to know if the winner is picking up the tab. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5792 |
I don't know what game is, but this bar takes cash! |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5793 |
Last time I relied on you people I didn’t end up smiling! |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5794 |
Whaty'll have? I don't have all day! |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5795 |
Decide between you who picks up the tab. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5796 |
No, you can't all order at once. Somebody has to go first! |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5797 |
It's not that hard to decide: do you want mustard on that? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5798 |
We'll have a Rolling Rock, a Cutty Sark and a Paper Plane Cocktail, please. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5799 |
Look. I've told you before- that's not how 'pay or play' works! |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5800 |
3 men walk into a bar and ask who's going to pay? Rock, Paper, or Scissors? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5801 |
You think positioning yourself between a rock and a hard place might accustom you to the painful choices, Mr. Leaf. Yet, there's no position to relieve you from today's menu. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5802 |
Don't keep me guessing or I'll shoot! |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5803 |
I've had enough of your fighting! |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5804 |
Just tell me what you want, and this time no games. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5805 |
Sorry- we only take credit cards. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5806 |
One bartender to rule them all |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5807 |
Do you want Fries with that |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5808 |
Paper, you’re still here? What happened to the other guy? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5809 |
Well after winning the condo in arbitration my Ex promptly rejected my proposal for, "best two-out-of-three." |
1.1186 |
0.05451 |
59 |
54 |
3 |
2 |
5810 |
I can't serve you. You aren't old enough to drink. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5811 |
I'm not the one making a choice here. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5812 |
It's first come first serve. Which one of you was first? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5813 |
C'mon, it's closing time. I don't care which one of you pays the tab. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5814 |
That's three Clubhouse Specials. Salad, soup, or fries? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5815 |
How about I show you how stuff is handled around here. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5816 |
Yea,right
How about heads I win ,tales you lose |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5817 |
I’m going to see need to see your ID if you keep on playing those childish games. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5818 |
Tonight’s special is Meat and Two out of Three. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
5819 |
Go on, beat it, all of youse!" |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5820 |
« Give me a hand, will you ?! » |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5821 |
My customers decide based on the menu. They don't need to analyze you three in a brawl. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5822 |
Youse Guys Get the Fuck Outta My Fine Establishment! |
1.1186 |
0.05451 |
59 |
54 |
3 |
2 |
5823 |
Bartender says! “I’m sick of you three. Out!” |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
5824 |
Either I serve all of you or none of you. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5825 |
Why don’t you just toss a coin to see who pays? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5826 |
For the last time, I refuse to say 'Once, Twice, Thrice, Shoot!'" |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5827 |
Will Godzilla and the Vulcan be joining you this evening, or are you having a more traditional night out? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5828 |
I don't care if your initials are RPS. You can't have that many Rounds Per Second in this bar. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5829 |
No, I don't think that's "more sophisticated" than flipping a coin. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5830 |
You already know how to decide who pays. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5831 |
I ain't serving you until I know who's payin'. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5832 |
Round of shots? Rock,Paper,Scissors |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5833 |
All served or none served; no games. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5834 |
Want to Roshambo for who's paying? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5835 |
No, I *don't* think Jager Shots will settle this thing once and for all! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5836 |
We’re out of ice, looks like you lose, Rock. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5837 |
Not again. Just let me know when you're ready to order, okay? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5838 |
Your turn. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5839 |
On the rocks, I presume? |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
5840 |
Have you made up your minds already? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5841 |
I’ve had enough of you guys throwing hands |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5842 |
We are one short of a foursome. What do you say blondie? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5843 |
Look, I don’t care how you figure it out, but someone is paying me for the drinks. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5844 |
No more slapping on the bar from you guys! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5845 |
Well, Decide who's going to pay. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5846 |
I'll get you a drink if you get him a drink and he gives me a drink |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5847 |
Enough already! What’s next…
“Who’s on First?” |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5848 |
The legal department said you have to tell the kids no running or we’ll end up in court. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5849 |
I’m getting tired of this, just flip a coin. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5850 |
Have you heard the one about a rock, a paper, and a scissors that walk into a bar. . . |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5851 |
You know “shoot” isn’t an excuse to drink, boys. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
5852 |
Rock, paper, soup nazi |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5853 |
Who’s got next? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5854 |
Figure out whose paying now! It just gets ugly when you guys figure it out later |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5855 |
Here at the Thirsty Mackerel, the bartender beats all of yous. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5856 |
Look, it’s too late. I flipped a coin. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
5857 |
I guess it’ll be whiskey on the rocks for everyone |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
5858 |
No I don't want to roshambo for the tab! |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
5859 |
Ok guys, do your thing. Who’s footing the bill here? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5860 |
I'm not playing THAT game! |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5861 |
Just flip a coin to see who pays. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5862 |
O.K. What's it going to be ..?? enough with the game...a rock mock cocktail... daper dan fizz and what.. for the traditionalist on the end.. a screwdriver.. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5863 |
Rock, think you can cover Paper’s last round? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5864 |
I don't play for drinks |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5865 |
I don't care whether the scissors cut the paper or the paper wrapped the stone,you're not getting any freebies this morning! You say you are famous? Do I look like a man impressed by disparate, competing elements? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5866 |
Now listen. I don't want any argument about who pays! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5867 |
Any of you wanna shake? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5868 |
A haircut, at a time like this? Scissors, you're out. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5869 |
We allow no fighting in this bar! |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5870 |
So, which one of you guys is paying the bill? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5871 |
No one plays games for big tips, understood? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5872 |
”The pressure to succeed; I get it. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5873 |
I already told you, we don’t serve no Rochambeau here |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5874 |
All right, you 3 pixies. Out the door or through the window! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5875 |
So it's 1-2-3 shooters? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5876 |
No! Best two out of three does not take me home. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5877 |
Who ordered a smooth Caesar on the rocks? |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
5878 |
If I see anyone of you start offering toasts again, I'm throwing you guys out! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5879 |
No. I am not “holding”. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5880 |
Find a way to figure out what you want! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5881 |
Do you want to start a tab? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5882 |
Underage games aren't served in this bar. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5883 |
We offered to help Putin. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5884 |
1. 2. 3. . . Let me see your hands? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5885 |
I’m not playin’ with this cut-up, he cheats! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5886 |
It’s called bartender ROULETTE |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5887 |
If you don’t pay up, you’re all going to get rocked! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
5888 |
So, how do you want to decide who gets the first drink? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
5889 |
I was on strike for four months because of you guys. Go to someone else's commissary to make your damn selections. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
5890 |
I don"t wanna go "Best of Three". |
1.1163 |
0.04505 |
86 |
79 |
4 |
3 |
5891 |
I'm afraid that none of you will be able to stomach what's on our menu. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
5892 |
We aren't licensed for gaming here . Will have to ask you to leave . |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
5893 |
I told you guys . Ya”wanna eat , have Red Rover come over . |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
5894 |
We're going round in circles, just tell me who's paying. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
5895 |
Yeah, well I say the unpaid bar tab beats all three of you. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
5896 |
You guys fight it out for who pays the bar tab. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
5897 |
so, guys, so who's up first? |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
5898 |
Once again, the answer is NO--you still have to pay cash for that round of shots. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
5899 |
Rock Scissors Paper Face is that a drink or a game? |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5900 |
When it comes to paying, let me guess… |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5901 |
what are y’all having?” … “surprise us |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5902 |
You all three pay or the hell with ya. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5903 |
Just one rule: No fightin'. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5904 |
Can we agree that ‘on the rocks’ means he will pick up this round? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5905 |
All we got is on the rocks here. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5906 |
Decide who’s picking up the check before I serve you. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5907 |
Is it scissors,paper,stone or scissors,paper,stone,shoot? |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5908 |
You order another “whiskey on the me”, you’re getting cut off |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5909 |
Okay, okay, you’re equal - but we don’t serve cancel culture here. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5910 |
No more soup for you three. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5911 |
I guess you could say that ?everybody knows your name ?
no matter what bar you visit. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5912 |
Stop with the games! Which one of you is paying the tab? |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
5913 |
No! You serve me, I don’t serve you! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5914 |
Lemme guess: y'all want 'em on the rocks, no paper umbrellas and with a slice of lemon. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5915 |
It’s still the same price if I hold the onions. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5916 |
Only one Special left. You'll have to decide who gets it. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5917 |
You guys again? Shoot. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5918 |
The three walked into a bar arguing..... |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5919 |
Cow tools |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5920 |
Ain’t got no Lizard’s or Spock’s |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5921 |
Who’s paying?” “…” “Beats me |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
5922 |
Why don't you guys play a game to decide who pays. I can't think what game, though. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
5923 |
What?! No Samantha?! |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5924 |
It was all fun and games until differences were set aside and the racketeering began. “I played you guys last week!” |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
5925 |
Well, SOMEBODY has to pick up the tab! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5926 |
Youse guys annoy me. Paper beats rock! Really? |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5927 |
Can you freaking make up your minds ? |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5928 |
Which one of you covers the check? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5929 |
Listen,I don't care which one of you pays, but it's $14.99. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5930 |
Now I don't want any trouble boys, but there'll be no "shooting" in my all you can eat sushi bar tonight |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5931 |
Rock crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, paper covers rock— everyone pays their share! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5932 |
Beat, cover, and cut each other all you want, but take it outta my bar! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5933 |
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5934 |
I don't think this is what they meant by 'shoot'. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5935 |
He cut you, so you got Rock here to bash him, and then you snuck up on Rock and wrapped him....it never stops! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5936 |
That is not happening -this is a Cash Bar! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5937 |
I really don |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5938 |
So now it's my turn?? |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5939 |
OK. Any more fighting and I'm kicking you out! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5940 |
Sure you don't know the rules. IDs, each one of you! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5941 |
Okay, who’s gunna’ pay? |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5942 |
That’ll be $9.01. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5943 |
Let me guess, Paper Plane on the rocks and cut the conversation? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5944 |
Personally, I wouldn't risk a dry sandwich to zero-sum probability game theory, but that's just me. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5945 |
My name 's steel....y'all lose. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5946 |
Roshambo on the rocks? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5947 |
Alright, What’ll it be… shoot |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5948 |
Name for the order is, “Ro Sham Bo? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5949 |
You’re out of guac? Shoot. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
5950 |
Oh for crying out loud, just DECIDE what you want already! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5951 |
How shall we settle up, fellas? |
1.1143 |
0.05205 |
70 |
65 |
2 |
3 |
5952 |
No, there is no such wine as "Guerre a Trois." |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5953 |
Cut the crap. This round’s on Rock. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5954 |
Which one of you is gonna pay?! |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
5955 |
Why are you thinking *I* should help solve a dispute that you can settle perfectly well yourselves? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
5956 |
Paper, you're stronger than a rock, how do you keep losing? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
5957 |
Look guys, I can serve you a beer, but you'll have to figure out who's going to pay by yourselves. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5958 |
Have you figured out yet who's paying the tab? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5959 |
So scissors cuts the food, paper covers the bill, and rock breaks my balls, is that it? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5960 |
idk |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5961 |
There ain't no liquor called roshambo, so order something real or get outta here! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5962 |
I told you,I already heard about the priest,the rabbi,and the imam. And I don’t think it’s funny. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5963 |
Just make up your damn minds. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5964 |
One spokesperson orders..and no games! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5965 |
Okay, who's first? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5966 |
Post-op picture of Messrs. Rock and Paper with the tool used for their vasectomy. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5967 |
Your buddy on the end is cut off. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
5968 |
Ok, so who was here first? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5969 |
I think my AK-47 beats all of you. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5970 |
So how are you going to decide what to get? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5971 |
We all agreed it was just one round |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5972 |
Guys, ya gotta find a way to decide. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5973 |
No, it’s not a racial thing. I just… it’s always fighting and stuff with your kind. Well hold on not ‘your kind’ that’s not what I meant… |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5974 |
I can only serve one of you. Who’s it gonna be? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5975 |
I don't give a damn who orders first! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5976 |
Guys, look, I'm a bartender, not a referee! Take your fight outside! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5977 |
No games this time. You pay for the drinks. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5978 |
Three straws? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5979 |
There’s no way in hell I’m serving you fucking fuckers. Go fuck yourselves. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5980 |
Time to settle up, fellas. Who's payin'? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5981 |
Did you really think that you three could bring peace to the Middle East and Ukraine? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5982 |
No fighting in here again, got it? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5983 |
I wish you 3 would decide already! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5984 |
I'm not playing when you're drinking. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5985 |
OKAY, NO GAMES, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DRINK? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5986 |
you 3 are banned from the bar fight yesterday! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5987 |
No more bar service for you three. It took hours to clean up the confetti from yesterday. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5988 |
Tonight is trivia night. Thursday is Roshambo. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5989 |
Paper cuts |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5990 |
Stop,or I’ll shoot! |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5991 |
Well if it isn't Meatball, Cheese, and Scissors...
Which one of you broke my glasses!? |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5992 |
No, I will not give you a bill on xerox paper, scissor. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5993 |
I will say it one more time. No! We do not serve Donkey Beef here! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5994 |
Are you old enough to drink? I’ll need to see IDs. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5995 |
Stone, paper, scissors, Reality of today's world. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5996 |
Let's cut to the chase. Cash only. Nothing on the rocks. What'cha drinking? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5997 |
We only serve cucumbers in here! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5998 |
Scissors not smashed, paper looks brand new, I guess rock won so he gets a drink |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
5999 |
Take it outside, you guys! |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
6000 |
You want it on the rocks…papers… scissors? |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
6001 |
Come back when you've worked it out..... |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6002 |
Someone better decide what you’ll have. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6003 |
No, I’m not going to call your names. Just go! |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6004 |
I can’t have you three throwin’ fists in here again. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6005 |
He is here to censor us,so that we don't confess all to the bartender. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6006 |
Alright, enough with the "eeny-meeny miny-moe-" who's paying? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6007 |
Hurry up and decide what you want to drink, I don't have all day. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6008 |
Okay, two of you need to hurry up and decide what’ll it be. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6009 |
I don't care who won - we still don't serve sushi. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6010 |
Make a decision or you're outta here. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6011 |
I am not doing three separate checks, you guys better decide who pays. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6012 |
Look, like our sign says, “it’s free drinks tomorrow.” |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6013 |
Cute, but someone still needs to pay the tab |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6014 |
Paper, you can't cover both these guys. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6015 |
Still can’t decide? Better work that out among yourselves… |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6016 |
I won't open a tab until you decide who is going to pay for it. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6017 |
Ok, so you’re all here but where the hell’s my opponent ? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6018 |
This isn’t a game guys. Someone has to pay the tab. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6019 |
That won't get you a free drink. Turning in your AA chip will better your chances!" |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6020 |
is there a bright side to this? |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6021 |
Don’t waste my time, Fellas. I’ve heard this one before.
I’ll take it on face value that Mr. Scissors here is playing the part of the rabbi—but I’m not converting to anything for any of you. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6022 |
Rock, Paper and Scissor walk into a bar. They ask “Do you have Glass?” |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6023 |
It's not about the winning. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6024 |
I said no hand stuff at the bar. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6025 |
We got tired of shooting each other and decided to shoot liquor, instead. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
6026 |
Either find a way to decide who's paying, or I'm calling the cops. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
6027 |
Alright, I'll flip a coin but the winner better tip! |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
6028 |
No! I won't decide who pays the tab. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
6029 |
Yeh-tequila rocks, filtered, cut worm garnish-DISGUSTING! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
6030 |
Look, I’m fed up with you guys. Just cut the bill up and get the rock out of here. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
6031 |
I don't want any trouble, today, ya hear? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6032 |
Want to settle this with a staring contest? Fine. But just so you know I prefer rock, paper, scissors. |
1.1111 |
0.05711 |
54 |
50 |
2 |
2 |
6033 |
How are you deciding who gets to be designated driver this time? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6034 |
Look, you're perfectly capable of deciding amongst yourselves what to order. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6035 |
No, we don't have anything that comes ground, sliced, and wrapped. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6036 |
So how do you guys decide who's paying for the first round? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6037 |
Well, somebody's gonna pay for the round . . . |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6038 |
Ok, who's the savvy genius who thought it was Cute to cut up The Original Drink Menu . .. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6039 |
Okay, who's in charge? |
1.1111 |
0.05711 |
54 |
50 |
2 |
2 |
6040 |
No thank you. I’ll make the hard decisions! |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6041 |
Just curious… which of you is the high scorer of the trio? |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
6042 |
Rum,tequila and vodka. That’s a Long Island Iced Tea, and you can stop arguing. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6043 |
Your tab is $898.27! And you can't pay with cheap riddles! |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6044 |
If you guys can't decide who's paying I'm notifying the coin... |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6045 |
Look, I'm on to your gag. Everybody pays! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6046 |
I don't care how paper covers it, just pay the tab. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
6047 |
I don't care how you settle the argument, just don't do it here. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6048 |
Look, as I have told you three birds over and over, don't come back with your silly games. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6049 |
Which one of you has the cash or card to pay for the drinks? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6050 |
I don't care who won,it's cash only here! |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6051 |
Rochambeau is not a happy hour drink. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6052 |
Ripe, Popper , Sizzler
What in the hell do you want ⁉️ |
1.1111 |
0.05064 |
72 |
67 |
2 |
3 |
6053 |
No, I will not pound on the bar 3 times to "get this party started!" |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6054 |
Yeah, great but who's covering the bar tab? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6055 |
Will you for Pete’s sake figure out who’s buying?? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6056 |
Instead of shooting all the time, why don’t you give alcohol a chance? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6057 |
You all figure out how to split the tab; I don’t have time for any of your games. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6058 |
Quit playing games and figure out who’s paying the bill! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6059 |
You show me how paper can possibly beat rock, and I'll get you drinks |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6060 |
No problem with your order but I’m concerned about how you three will divide the bill. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6061 |
Would you please decide who's going to order first? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6062 |
who do you think should go first? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6063 |
You guys figure out who's gonna pay! |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6064 |
OK you three, no arguing, right??!! |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
6065 |
Sorry, all we have here are bolts and nuts (like youse). |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6066 |
And stupid parlor game beats bar tab... |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6067 |
Loser buys dinner? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6068 |
Rock, paper, scissors, Louisville Slugger on 3. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6069 |
I don't care who beats who-we only take cash. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6070 |
Cut, cover, or smash? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6071 |
For once and for all, I DECIDE who is served first! You knuckleheads get that? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6072 |
You'll have to pay for your drinks. I'm not playing your stupid game. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6073 |
Welcome to 'Rocky's,' where there's never a cover and always someone gettin' smashed. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6074 |
Ok. I just need to know who’ll pay the tab. Mr. Scissors, I know you can cut paper. Mr. Paper, you can cover a rock. But Mr. Rock, I’ll need some ID What kind of stone can sharpen scissors? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6075 |
How hard can it be to decide who buys the first round? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6076 |
I've got a shotgun behind the bar that'll clear this up real fast. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6077 |
So in the end already, which of you came out on top? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6078 |
Rock,paper,scissors,SHOTS! |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6079 |
Got it? The loser will be the first guy who thinks he can’t lose. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6080 |
Fellas, I only got one more bagel. You'll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets it. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6081 |
It’s midnight…we’re closed! |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
6082 |
Let me guess: three whiskeys, straight up, because on the rocks counts as a win for one of you |
1.1111 |
0.05711 |
54 |
50 |
2 |
2 |
6083 |
Okay, I assume *you* want that on the rocks. How about you two? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6084 |
Someone's gotta play... |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
6085 |
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, Shot. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
6086 |
Rock , paper , scissors walked into a bar ….rock says to the bartender….”Why did I , the rock , just lose at playing Rocks Paper Scissors? …..because I was too stoned to make a decision.” |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6087 |
What do you'll mean by On The ROCKs???😮😮 Are you both gonna literally drink on me??😢😢 |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6088 |
Would it help if I told you we close in a hour? |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
6089 |
We've considered every outcome. Come quietly. |
1.1111 |
0.05711 |
54 |
50 |
2 |
2 |
6090 |
I need you to settle something for us |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
6091 |
This is one for the books. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6092 |
If you guys can’t settle an argument peacefully, you’re outta here. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6093 |
Alright, boys, I'm not dealing with any fights tonight |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
6094 |
When I said on the rocks I didn’t mean on ME |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
6095 |
You are like three musketeers-- despite getting into bilateral fights all the time the three of you are inseparable. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
6096 |
Martini up or on the rock? |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
6097 |
A hold up, really? So who's gonna shoot?" |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6098 |
No service until one of youguys pays up the tab. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6099 |
You think I’m running a tab without a card after last time? |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6100 |
When you three bicker about who has to pay the tab, I'm always the loser. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6101 |
Oh yeah? Well let's flip a coin for it! |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
6102 |
One of you wins, but NOT ONE of you has money! |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6103 |
I see..., none of you could make up his or her mind! Am I going to choose for you what to drink? |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6104 |
I know. I know. Now pick. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6105 |
No, that's not how we're going to decide who's paying the tab. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6106 |
You can all beat it |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6107 |
No, not best three out of five, one of you is going to pay for your lunch right NOW. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6108 |
You three better behave since last weeks shake up |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6109 |
For the last time paper, I’m going to need to see some identification, otherwise you’re not gunna cut it and can kick rocks |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
6110 |
Yeah yeah yeah cut it out |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6111 |
Bet I know how you guys are going to decide who gets the check |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
6112 |
The guys having the argument are over there. I thought y'all could settle it for them. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6113 |
We can't decide. What do you recommend? |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6114 |
Tell your boss I'm not interested in playing his games. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6115 |
I don't care which one of you pays, but somebody had better. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6116 |
Shooters shoot |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6117 |
You guys don’t have hands — so explain how I lose every time. |
1.1091 |
0.05609 |
55 |
51 |
2 |
2 |
6118 |
First, I want to know who's paying |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6119 |
Oh it’s Unhappy Hour
On The Rocks, Paper Straw
and Half Price |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6120 |
I don't want any arguing about the tab. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6121 |
Think we can do a night without a fight? |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6122 |
And exactly how did you decide that stick doesn't get to vote? |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6123 |
We'll let you know when we've come to a decision. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6124 |
No you can’t borrow a coin. You’ll have to decide who is paying some other way! |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6125 |
No squirreling around. Decide NOW who will pay the tab. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6126 |
I don't give a rat's ass who the winner is. I want to know who's paying! |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6127 |
Doubles and chasers all around? I hear you're needed at the Supreme Court |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6128 |
No fuss today about who’s paying the bill |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6129 |
But who is going to cover the tab? |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6130 |
Sorry fellas, this is a cash only bar. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6131 |
There's no such drink on the rocks with a paper napkin and scissors to cut the aftereffect! |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6132 |
I don't care who's covering who, you gotta pay up now. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6133 |
No, I'm not going to pick. You have to decide. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6134 |
I don't care how you decide who's paying. Someone show me plastic. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6135 |
I could do all of your jobs with one hand tied behind my back. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6136 |
I told you: no splitting the bill. You'll have to shoot for it. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6137 |
You’re asking me to decide what to put in your shared burrito bowl? |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6138 |
Listen guys, I’ve only got one shot of vodka left. I guess we could eeny-meeny-miny-moe… |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6139 |
Yeah, well in here, I decide who's first. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6140 |
O.K. Here are the rules. Nobody counts to three. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6141 |
Will you guys ever just give it a rest? |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6142 |
No games allowed here, just serious drinking. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6143 |
I said no. What are you gonna do, shoot? |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6144 |
Look, I don't care whose card I get for the tab, just decide among yourselves already. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6145 |
Fellas, I told you. We do not serve fists in here! |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6146 |
which one of you losers is picking up the tab this time? |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
6147 |
Sorry, I am not going to serve any of you until one of you put the drinks on a tab |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6148 |
Please don’t shoot! |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6149 |
You really can’t beat this crowd! |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6150 |
I told you guys, for the millionth time, we don’t make a cocktail called the Rochambeau! |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6151 |
A wild threeway night that 'cuts' through sobriety on the 'rock'. A sly 'napkin' note is all you need |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
6152 |
No, I don’t know how to make a roshambo. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
6153 |
I've only got enough coffee for one espresso martini. Which of you wants it? |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
6154 |
I told you guys about the inevitability of your voting strategy! Now, look what you've done! |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
6155 |
Frankly, I don’t care who pays. You’re adults — figure it out. |
1.1087 |
0.06392 |
46 |
43 |
1 |
2 |
6156 |
What about Scissors? You gonna cover them, too? |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
6157 |
Well, someone’s gotta pay for the tab. Draw straws? |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
6158 |
Rock and Scissors can stay for free, but there’s a cover charge for Paper. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
6159 |
I don’t know who was here first. You’ll have to settle that amongst yourselves. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
6160 |
I don't want any trouble from you three. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
6161 |
The way you fight, nobody wins. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
6162 |
Can we please get a shake each? |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
6163 |
What'll you have? You choose. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
6164 |
I told you last time, no fighting! Take it outside. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
6165 |
A rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors sit down at the bar and…….. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
6166 |
So which is it going to be? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
6167 |
I run a respectable joint here, so take it outside! |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
6168 |
Okay, you three. Your smash-mouth schemes, your cover-ups, your cutting remarks. I'm sick of it. You're no longer welcome here. Get out! |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
6169 |
Oh...No...don't make me choose." |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
6170 |
Whats the best to shoot? Seems like everyone always gets theirs ‘on the rocks.’”🪨📝✂️ |
1.1077 |
0.04963 |
65 |
60 |
3 |
2 |
6171 |
You said you’d be here an hour ago! The last couple couldn’t agree on an appetizer, it was a mess! |
1.1077 |
0.04963 |
65 |
60 |
3 |
2 |
6172 |
No games CASH! |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
6173 |
Yeah but who’s covering the tab?” |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6174 |
Start a fight and you’re out of here! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6175 |
Just hurry up and decide who’s going to pay the bill… |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6176 |
How should we settle your tab? |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6177 |
There's a fee for split checks. On top of our other fee and gratuity. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6178 |
I'm done playing games wth you guys! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6179 |
no the years when you were a tree don't count |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6180 |
All I asked is, ‘How you doing?’, so don’t start your crap! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6181 |
Once, Twice, Three and Shoot left ten minutes ago. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6182 |
Those guys down there are still deciding who’s paying, they said to come to you guys. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6183 |
Ok, it's the best of three or you guys are out of here! |
1.1071 |
0.05512 |
56 |
52 |
2 |
2 |
6184 |
No, none of you defeats beer. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6185 |
Let me know when you’ve decided who’s got first round. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6186 |
Aww,come on fellas,could one of you please just step up and offer to pay this time? |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6187 |
Do you want to order now, or are we waiting for Lizard and Spock? |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6188 |
If only there was a way to decide who to serve first. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6189 |
Exactly, opposites attract! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6190 |
Looky here... it's dictate, hesitate and capitate. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6191 |
I’ve already told you guys rocks alway win here! |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6192 |
I have seen this game - just let me know whose tab to put this on. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6193 |
I don't care that you won. I will neither cut it with, not wrap it in them. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6194 |
You, in the middle. I'll make the decision for you: martini on the rock. .. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6195 |
I really don't need you guys trying to game my diner. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6196 |
Fine, you wanna settle this the hard way? |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6197 |
I hate serving your kind ! Every time I bring you drinks,you have a knock down,drag out brawl until one object is left standing! Sheesh! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6198 |
In this bar we choose love. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6199 |
Stop playing games and order!"
Maya Goldstein, age 14
Chapel Hill, N |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6200 |
Come on… who’s in charge here? |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6201 |
Listen, I just need to know who is picking up the tab |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6202 |
Look, we don’t want any trouble here…. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6203 |
Make it on the rocks; Cut it out cos we’ve got papers! |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6204 |
The new organized crime family was UNBEATABLE! |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
6205 |
Every week it takes you three and all-night to figure out who is paying |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6206 |
Sorry fellas.. only one beer is cold |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6207 |
Don’t even think about starting anything. Bartender beats all! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6208 |
No, no, It’s bacon egg cheese salt PEPPER ketchup. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6209 |
Bartender: "Shoot!" Rock, Paper & Scissors: ... |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6210 |
Best 2 outta 3 doesn’t work here, pay up! |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
6211 |
Now which of you guys is the designated driver?" |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6212 |
I don’t care how you decide, someone’s gotta pay! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6213 |
Best two out of three? Nope… a beer’s five bucks. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6214 |
I don’t care who orders THE drink, but the other two have to go. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6215 |
So, is the winner going to pay? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6216 |
Where's Spock and the Lizard???? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6217 |
I ain’t gonna stand around all day waiting for you 3 jokers to “make a decision” like last week. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6218 |
I've had enough of your drunken three-ways. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6219 |
Who’s gonna stay and rock this joint, and who’s just gonna wrap up and cut out? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6220 |
Ok look fellas,no games!" I gotta know right now, which one of you will be paying the tab. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6221 |
Who’s the one on your left with sharp tongue? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6222 |
And 1,2,3
What will it be? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6223 |
I don’t want to hear your troubles! |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
6224 |
No, I will not shoot you to see who pays your tab! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6225 |
Just what are you trying to hand me? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6226 |
Nash Equilibrium my ass. It's all about endurance, adaptability, and decisiveness. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6227 |
Rock, paper, scissors walk into a bar. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6228 |
I don’t care who started it, y’all keep shouting about who’s gonna cut, cover, or smash the others and you’re all 86’d! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
6229 |
The Court asked us to decide. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6230 |
Shot? No, no that must be a typo” |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
6231 |
So, you need directions to the casino? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6232 |
No, I don’t have a coin |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
6233 |
best out of 3, best out of 5, best out of 10... its been an hour already, one of you just pay the bill! |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
6234 |
Let's see how we can settle this, gentlemen. Hmm...let's pick straws! |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
6235 |
You guys look shot |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6236 |
Rock?!!! Paper?!!!!Scissors?!!!
I haven't seen you guys since Da Nang!!! |
1.1053 |
0.05418 |
57 |
53 |
2 |
2 |
6237 |
Ok, but no arguing about who's going to pay. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6238 |
Whaddya mean you “cover” rock?! Not here you don’t. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6239 |
So what's it going to be? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6240 |
How about I put it all on one tab and you guys sort out who's going to pay for it later? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6241 |
How are you guys gonna decide who pays the tab? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6242 |
One of you has to pay. Decide for yourselves. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6243 |
Where've you been? Not a single party's been able to decide who tips! |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6244 |
For cryin’ out load, make a decision!! |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6245 |
I don't know whose round it is but you guys got to go outside to settle this. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6246 |
I don’t get it. Which one of you is the priest and which the rabbi? And why did you bring a scissors? This new generation and their stupid “three guys walk into a bar jokes!” |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6247 |
We're going to play a new game... |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6248 |
No, I do not have a drink called dynamite! |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6249 |
Not this time. Figure out who's paying. Then you'll get served. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6250 |
Detente — until you’re drunk.
Armageddon — until the bill arrives. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6251 |
Okay-you three-who was here first? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6252 |
Whaddya mean you're intransitive? Who's buying? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6253 |
Three Cutty Sarks; Rocks, I'll cover it. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6254 |
And remember, no more arguments about who picks up the tab. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6255 |
No gambling allowed! |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6256 |
Decide who pays before you order. |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
6257 |
Seriously, you guys need to decide who's paying before I pour you anymore drinks. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6258 |
No you can’t just pay for the “best two out of three” |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6259 |
For the last time...I ain't seen Eeny, Meeny, Miny or Moe! Now, you gonna order something, or not? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6260 |
I'll have none of yer fightin' in here agin. So, who's gonna be payin'? |
1.1053 |
0.05418 |
57 |
53 |
2 |
2 |
6261 |
Chipped, Ripped and Blunt, calculate that! |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6262 |
Okay. What’ll it be? But n on bar fights or you’re all cut off. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6263 |
Go ahead, play your silly little game, but then let me know who’s running the tab. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6264 |
And what the hell are you gonna do to stop us? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6265 |
Will that be dry on the rocks with a slice? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6266 |
Now let me get this straight - no ice, and you want to split the bill into three tabs. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6267 |
cut to the chase" |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6268 |
A scissor for the paper, a mallet for me |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6269 |
Ok. So I have this straight - You are covering Rock and splitting the bill with Scissor? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6270 |
Looks, it’s been a long day and I’ve never heard of a drink called ‘Lizard Spock’. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6271 |
You want a shot, or a ‘says shot?’ |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6272 |
Cut this sheet out and order a drink. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
6273 |
Don’t blame me, I don’t order the straws |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
6274 |
Who's first? Best of 3. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
6275 |
Well one of you will have to be the designated driver |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
6276 |
I don't think that's what they meant by "shoot"... |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
6277 |
Paper, you better cover Rock this time! The ol' cheapskate. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
6278 |
Don’t beat yourselves up. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
6279 |
Not even if you pay for the damages from last time. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6280 |
If you want a drink, ONE of you better show me an I.D. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6281 |
3 old hands front up to a bar |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6282 |
Which one of you is the loser who has to pay the tab? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6283 |
Shots before you shoot, gentlemen? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6284 |
No, no, no. Guys, take a number like everyone else! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
6285 |
Yeah,so when are the priest and the rabbi Supposed to show? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6286 |
No! I'm not playing games! Get out now! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6287 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors wants to share a Triple Sec drink. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6288 |
I could take all of ya if we played best of three! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6289 |
. "So I suppose you guys are the next higher frequency from dice rolling? I mean, in the end, none of you come out ahead, right? Oh, Ohhhhh, you want drinks because of that." |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6290 |
I have leprosy |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
6291 |
This is it guys. Best 2 outta 3. Who’s coming with me?! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
6292 |
I thought I told you to beat it. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
6293 |
I can’t understand when you all speak at once. You need to decide who orders first |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
6294 |
Y’all need to pay ahead for your drinks plus a damage deposit. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6295 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors says "shots"? |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6296 |
All right fella's who I am serving first today? |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6297 |
No, that's not the way to win an election! |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6298 |
Look fellas, I run three tabs or one it makes no difference to me, you decide. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6299 |
Schick, Schnack, and Schnuck walk into a bar... |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6300 |
Then why don't you cover the tab you swarmy fuck?! |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6301 |
It was stir, so we’re going to tie one on…. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6302 |
Ok,guys. First snip, crinkle or blop and you’re out. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6303 |
Well then, you decide who gets the last one. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6304 |
Who's ordering first? I don't care how you decide. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6305 |
So, who's gets to settle the tab? |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6306 |
He's flagged, paper. Get him outta here. No best-out-of-three tonight. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6307 |
Three options. Always the same cockamamie three options. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6308 |
No money, eh? Okay, who covers Rock? |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6309 |
Well, how are you going decide which one of you is going pay? |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6310 |
My friend here is stoned, so cut me a break on the cover charge! |
1.1034 |
0.05326 |
58 |
54 |
2 |
2 |
6311 |
Drinks all around--one of us will pay |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6312 |
Why are you asking me if Zachary Quinto would want to join your group? |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6313 |
Hey, I don’t care how many decisions you guys have helped make, no more free rounds! |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6314 |
Don't be so hard on yourself it's often a sharp thin veil between us ...act accordingly, everyone is on their way out, cheers |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6315 |
„I don't remember the rules, wich one of you wanted whiskey on the rocks?" |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6316 |
We don't allow fighting, gambling, or any kind of competition, so please behave |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6317 |
First it was the horse, and then the duck, and now you three? |
1.1034 |
0.05326 |
58 |
54 |
2 |
2 |
6318 |
We said shot, not shoot! |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
6319 |
Why don’t the three of you go invent a game or something? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6320 |
Children's games have no place here. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6321 |
This is a no-flimflam bar. No wallets, no sale. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6322 |
No dice, no credit, who is going to cover this round ? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6323 |
Watching a true New York bartender have absolutely no reaction and ask: "What'll it be?" |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6324 |
Wait a minute. You want me to cut it up and wrap it and then break it into three pieces? |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6325 |
O.K make up your mind, I haven't got all day! |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6326 |
You think we're a fraternity? |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6327 |
All right, I’ll serve you… But if one of you starts something, you’re all three out of here. |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6328 |
Now listen, I don’t want any trouble tonight.” |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6329 |
So, my answer is, “Split the bill and rock on! |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6330 |
I don’t care what beats what - tipping beats waiting for a drink |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6331 |
Order up or I’ll once-twice-three shoot your sorry asses outta here |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6332 |
Look, I'm sorry it didn't work out. You guys are better without me. |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6333 |
I know rock is 21, but I'll need ID for paper and scissors! |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6334 |
We don't play games around here. Order or leave! |
1.1020 |
0.06008 |
49 |
46 |
1 |
2 |
6335 |
Let’s go with separate tabs, okay? |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6336 |
Will you guys make up your minds? |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6337 |
No, I'm not interested in playing 'rock, paper, scissors, bottle of Scotch." |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6338 |
Oh, it’s going to be one of those nights again, is it? |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6339 |
So I heard y’all are on the outs with Fire and Water Balloon? |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6340 |
I’ve always hated this game, what’ll it be fellas? |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6341 |
I already told you, we don’t play those games here. |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
6342 |
A draw so it’s on the house? Nice try, get outta here! |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
6343 |
I've had it with you three. Now one of you is going to have to pay your tab, and I don't care how you do it, just get it done. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6344 |
Hey, I won fair and square. No need to get bent out of shape about it! |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6345 |
If Scissors gets smashed I’ll know who to blame, Rock. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6346 |
Every time you three come here you always play this stupid game to see who picks up the tab. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6347 |
I can't serve you until lizard and Spock show up |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6348 |
You guys need to figure out who is going to pay the bill! |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6349 |
Ok, so whose paying this time? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6350 |
Well, if one of you doesn’t pay your bill, this angry bartender will beat all three of you! |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6351 |
So when are you guys going to get your order right? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6352 |
Well barkeep can bounce all three of youse! |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6353 |
Which one of you cut-ups is the Rabbi?!? |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6354 |
I don't care if you're that old,I still need to see all your IDs! |
1.1017 |
0.05238 |
59 |
55 |
2 |
2 |
6355 |
Leave me alone already , I HAIR you. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6356 |
who pays, I see no pockets |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6357 |
I don’t care who you are, you can’t just walk into a crowded building and say, “shoot!” |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6358 |
I'm not splitting the bill three ways. You guys are gonna have to figure something out. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6359 |
Have you heard this one? Scissors, Rock, Paper…. Oh shoot! That’s the wrong order. Let me try again…. Rock, Paper, Scissors walk into a bar….” |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6360 |
If you ask me, the capers beat the rock cod... |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6361 |
I cannot serve You simultaneously |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6362 |
What do you mean a union?! |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6363 |
Yeah, well I don't care which one of yous lost the game. Somebody's paying this tab! |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6364 |
So the truth comes out, paper never beats rock. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
6365 |
I’ve told the three of you this far too many times! You need to order more than just water between your matchups! |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6366 |
It’s funny, Eeny, Meany, Mynie and Moe were in last night for the Rangers game. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6367 |
Three’s a crowd, I’m typically not this busy, what can I get you guys! |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6368 |
I’m not going to say it again, we don’t serve Roshambo cocktails here! |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6369 |
Get out! I resolve the disagreements in here! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6370 |
I suggest Virgin Paper Airplanes on the rocks if you’re cutting down on alcohol. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6371 |
Yeah, this time you pick who's paying before I serve you. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6372 |
You won what? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6373 |
Decide who's paying before I do anything. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6374 |
Why does it always take close to an hour for you three to settle up the tab? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6375 |
That's enough arguing, you guys. In my book, you're all winners. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6376 |
Ok, one of you is going to have to decide who’s paying before you get any more drinks. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6377 |
Don’t shoot! You guys are going to have to take this outside. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6378 |
Gentlemen's game"! I'm still cleaning up from the last time you guys got a coupla drinks in ya |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6379 |
So what’s it gonna be? Rock,paper,scissors or scissors,paper,rock? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6380 |
When you’ve figured out which pitcher you’re splitting, then I’ll take your order. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6381 |
How are you going to determine who pays? |
1.1000 |
0.06980 |
40 |
38 |
0 |
2 |
6382 |
You fellas hungry? How about one potato, two potatoes, three potatoes or four? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6383 |
Everybody drinks, or nobody drinks! |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6384 |
I dunno Paper, I still think Rock could mess you up pretty badly. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6385 |
We will Rochambeau to sees who pays for drinks. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6386 |
And remember - this is a non-competitive safe zone! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6387 |
This time we’ll split the bill three ways and you can argue among yourselves later. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6388 |
I don't care who pays, but it's closing time. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6389 |
New rule: bartender 86's all of you. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6390 |
Don't look now, but a whole entire hand just walked in. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6391 |
Why did the rock refuse to buy a round?
It didn’t want to get crushed! |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6392 |
RPS GROUP ORDERING DRINKS!
Rock--"Rum, on the rocks!"
Paper --"Same, on a cute coaster!"
Scissors- "Cut it out, you guys are too funny, Im going to run!" |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6393 |
So, I'll be making money hand over fist in six months eh? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6394 |
Which loser is buyin? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6395 |
This is a bar, not a bad one-liner. Behave yourselves. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6396 |
I still need ID before you can be served. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6397 |
Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila” would come up with a better game |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6398 |
We don’t serve shitty punchlines here. Oh wait, this the New Yorker caption contest, we’ve been doing that for years. My bad, what’ll you have? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6399 |
Ok,so which one of you is responsible for the Bloody Mary? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6400 |
Yeah, and who covers tab? |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6401 |
I told you guys you can't keep fighting in here! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6402 |
One of you is picking up the tab, so figure it out! |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6403 |
I don't have all day...who's paying for this? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6404 |
Listen! I don't care who lays down what somebody needs to pay the tab! |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6405 |
I don’t care how old you are. I’m going to need to see some IDs. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6406 |
'Look, I don't care which of you pays, but if you keep fighting over it we're going to get nowhere.' |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6407 |
Damn, I had LSD for breakfast again! |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6408 |
Hey I’m not here for the contest,I would love to illustrate for you guys,check out my work on my IG account |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6409 |
No, we don’t have a smoking section |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6410 |
So, which one of yous three LOSERS settling your bachelor buddy’s bill, his been pissing-down whiskey on the rocks the whole night. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
6411 |
Fellas, this year I’m through playing games. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6412 |
Come back when when you "decide" to bring some ID |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6413 |
Is this a joke to you |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6414 |
The job is to smash the guy to death, cut him up into small pieces, and then cover him so the body won’t be found. You look like the perfect team |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
6415 |
One at a time, guys. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6416 |
What'll it be... Or wait 5 for happy hour for two for one?! |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6417 |
Who started it? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6418 |
I’m kicking you out Scissors. You can’t cut Paper just because he refuses to cover you. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6419 |
Listen, somebody has to pay. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
6420 |
Ok! On the count of three, tell me what I can get ya! |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
6421 |
I'm not taking your drink orders until you've decided who's paying |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6422 |
I'm not serving you again unless you order separately. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6423 |
If you three keep fighting I'll kick you out. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6424 |
Are you 3 here to ask the bartender’s advice to choose? Or are you going to fight it out for the bill ? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6425 |
Which one of you is paying? |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
6426 |
Seriously. No service until you decide who's paying. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
6427 |
When Rock, Paper, and Scissors walk into a fast food joint, it's not just about who wins—it's about who gets the extra fries. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
6428 |
I don’t care who pays as long as one of you pays first. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
6429 |
You'll have to find a way to make a decision. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
6430 |
I’ll cover Rock’s drink, Scissors, you’re on your own |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
6431 |
Draw straws or flip a coin. Otherwise rock covers tab. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
6432 |
Look…I don’t CARE who goes first. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
6433 |
I'll serve you so long as you're not disputatious among yourselves. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
6434 |
I don’t care how you figure it out but someone’s got to put down a credit card to open a tab. |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6435 |
Not the right moment to play rock paper scissors guys don’t you see I am busy? |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6436 |
I don't care how you figure it out - but somebody needs to pay! |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6437 |
Who did you say the drinks were on? |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6438 |
You've got to be kidding, RIGHT????????? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6439 |
You'll have to settle your disputes diplomatically in this establishment. |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6440 |
So how are you gonna decide who's paying? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6441 |
Before you guys get stoned, I'm cutting you off until I know who's covering the bill. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6442 |
I told you, we don't serve minors or inanimate objects! |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6443 |
I don’t have time for games. What do you have boys?? |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6444 |
Alright, who’s the DD tonight? |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6445 |
Don't play games with me, just tell me what you want to drink! |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6446 |
Not in my bar, guys. Take it outside. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6447 |
Okay, now for the last time, who's first? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6448 |
'First, you'll have to Rochambeau to see whose paying.' |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6449 |
I’m not picking. You come up with your own way to decide who pays. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6450 |
Let's decide right now who's paying! |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6451 |
Consensus on the order, please...... |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6452 |
Out! I'm not paying for any more hospital bills! |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6453 |
Try the egg salad. It’s gone viral! |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6454 |
Nice try, it’s zero out of three, and you’re paying. |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6455 |
For the last time guys, no shoot, no service! |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6456 |
Best two out of three for who gets the tab? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6457 |
You want your drink on the rock? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6458 |
No,I will not split the bill three ways.
Lynne Sawyer, Cutchogue, New York. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6459 |
Well, one of you’s gotta pick up the tab!”
Frank Libby, Boston, Mass |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6460 |
I want to know who is buying before you guys start drinking. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6461 |
No, we can’t do that drink on the rocks. |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6462 |
Hey, Paper, your friend is smashed, can you cover his tab? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6463 |
So fellas, as we agreed, if Mr.Pencil shows up, you two wrap it up, you mister cut it off and I free will in the same time. OK? |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
6464 |
I don't care who beat who. Someone has to pay the tab. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6465 |
Alright, fellas. I know who you are. You'll need to take this outside. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6466 |
Any more games tonight and I’ll play peaknuckle with your faces, got it? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6467 |
I’m not watching you three fight over the bill again |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6468 |
I don’t care how you choose, who wants the last piece of pie |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6469 |
Should we play ‘head, hand, legs’ to see who pays? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6470 |
Is it on the rocks? Because I don't free pour. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6471 |
Not all at once! You’ve got to order one at a time. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6472 |
I assume the bozo in the middle wants his on the rocks? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
6473 |
I don't care. Just work it out among yourselves. |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
6474 |
No more drinks till youse work out who's payin' the tab! |
1.0976 |
0.05849 |
41 |
38 |
2 |
1 |
6475 |
Alright. Which one of youse is payin’? |
1.0976 |
0.05849 |
41 |
38 |
2 |
1 |
6476 |
Ok, how many more rounds do I gotta wait before you decide who's gonna be served first? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6477 |
Ok. I want to know now who’s paying. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6478 |
OK, who's going first THIS TIME? Otherwise, nobody's getting a drink! |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6479 |
I'm not doing rock, paper, scissors for the first round. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6480 |
You three mugs have had enough. I remember what happened last time I poured you another round. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6481 |
Next time, take it outside! |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6482 |
We don’t do separate checks here |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6483 |
Will that be with salsa or guac? I haven't got all day! |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6484 |
I’m tired of your cuttin up. This time you have to pay. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6485 |
You guys are going to have to make your minds somehow! |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6486 |
Wadda ya mean ya don’t know how ya gonna split the bill?! |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6487 |
Would you idiots figure out a way to determine who's going to pay!!!! |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6488 |
Well,is this country going to the dogs,or isn‘t it? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6489 |
One of you needs to one-up me with a credit card. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6490 |
I'm not serving you. You know what happens when you drink. |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6491 |
Look, I don't know who's next. You guys work it out. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6492 |
All right,I'll take your orders. But not all at once! |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6493 |
And who’s buying? |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6494 |
No, by golly! I'm not letting you guys play your little game to find out who is going pay! I know the law. You are jointly and severally liable for the whole bill. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6495 |
I don't care who goes first - just figure it out! |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6496 |
Hey,no fighting! |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6497 |
I dont care! who is going to pay? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6498 |
Get outta here before I rock, paper, shoot you. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6499 |
I was expecting a priest, a rabbi, and a minister. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6500 |
Still can't decide your orders? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6501 |
And then I proceeded to lose! Everyone knows you throw on Scissors, not after. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6502 |
I don't care what your beef is, you're gonna have to settle it outside. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6503 |
Who remembers the last Pi number? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6504 |
Hit! Seriously, Hit!!!!! |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6505 |
I can handle the scissors but you two will have to leave. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6506 |
That is NOT how you play darts in here. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6507 |
So which one of youse is picking up the tab? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6508 |
Most people flip a coin to decide who’s buying. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6509 |
This a bar, not a place for corny jokes! |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6510 |
Before you order, who's paying? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6511 |
I don't care who pays, as long as I'm paid. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6512 |
Evening, gents. What can I mix for you? Or should I just declare a winner? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6513 |
I only have enough tequila for one shot, so don’t cause a scene! |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6514 |
Let me guess, you say "shots"? - |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6515 |
How are you splitting the bill? |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6516 |
Sorry, we don’t serve shoot(ers) here, only pints. |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6517 |
Enough arguing. No one is better than the other one! |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
6518 |
I don’t care who one, someone has to pay the tab. |
1.0962 |
0.04128 |
52 |
47 |
5 |
0 |
6519 |
You fellas ready to settle up?" 🪨📄✂ |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6520 |
I get it. You're all losers. Order your drink and get over it. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
6521 |
Hey Bob. Come over here I got some guys here that wanna play rock paper scissors for free drinks. I don’t know They look suspicious. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6522 |
Ok Randos, what'll it be? |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
6523 |
Telling me "on the rocks" still doesn't cut it, cover it or pay the bill. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6524 |
The thing is -- I only have one for sale. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
6525 |
I'm going to flip a coin and if Heads, then I may serve you |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
6526 |
I’m not gonna shoot any of you! |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
6527 |
You fellas wouldn't be in one of them there 'intransitive ' relationships, would ya?" |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6528 |
I don't care who won, you're all barred |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6529 |
I don’t care who ends up paying, I still need a card to start a tab. |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
6530 |
A Shirley Temple, two fingers of bar scotch and a pilsner lite -- are you sure you've got something in common? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6531 |
One kamikaze, one Irish car bomb, and one bourbon smash? I got a bad feeling about this. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6532 |
Rock, Paper, and Scissors walked into a bar… |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6533 |
Now come on, If you three can't figure out a friendly way to decide who orders first, I'm just gonna throw dynamite and be done with you. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6534 |
I don't care if it's eeny, meeny, miny, moe, one of you has to pay |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6535 |
Look, fellas, I am not going to yell "shoot" again until you order. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6536 |
Stop overruling each other and make a decision! |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6537 |
Look this isn't what I meant when I said that we were going to play the rock paper scissors drinking game. |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6538 |
Stop quarreling and form a line. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6539 |
You guys break me up, I’ve got ya covered so cut the crap! |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6540 |
I don't care who can win the fight. But you all need ID. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6541 |
If you got a problem with it, you can take it outside |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6542 |
Have you guys heard the joke about a rock, a piece of paper, and a pair of scissors walking into a bar? |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6543 |
Which one of you guys is buying, and I don't want any funny business |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6544 |
Alright, who’s covering the tab? |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6545 |
You look queen, soit's got to be beer |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6546 |
Listen, friends, I gave up making my own decisions when I took this gig. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6547 |
No, you can't share a number, you'll just have to decide amongst yourselves who goes first... |
1.0943 |
0.05563 |
53 |
50 |
1 |
2 |
6548 |
What are we doing, shots or says shots? |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6549 |
Enough of your crap! One finger or two fingers! |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6550 |
You don’t have to One, Two, Three Go home. But you can’t One, Two, Three stay here. |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6551 |
I remember you guys...no more games...
you're all losers..." |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6552 |
Farkle for who’s buying? |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6553 |
No, I don't want to play. I want you to order. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6554 |
You decide. I’m not going to decide for you. |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6555 |
Oh, shoot, I give up... |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6556 |
No, I'm not shaking your drinks three times |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6557 |
Listen up you guys, no fighting today!! |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6558 |
Losers! |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6559 |
Pick a straw. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6560 |
No, you can’t have separate checks” |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6561 |
I'm not playing this game. If one of you don't start ordering you're all outta here. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6562 |
It’s ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT’; not ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOTS’” |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6563 |
Stop it! You're ALL losers! |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6564 |
I can't serve you ,you always fight ! |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6565 |
ok boys, on the count of three! |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6566 |
Put it on my tab, Ralph. I lost a bet. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6567 |
What is this supposed to be, some kind of joke? |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6568 |
Well, somebody has to go first. |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
6569 |
Scissors: “I’ll take a paper plane on the rocks” |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
6570 |
Fer God's sake, make up your minds. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6571 |
Coin flip to decide who orders first? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6572 |
The football game on the TV — you want me to replay the coin flip? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6573 |
Well, which one of you is going to cover the tab? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6574 |
You wouldn’t believe it even if we told you” cc @viksa |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6575 |
Nah, nah. Leathercon is this weekend. Decidicon is next weekend. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
6576 |
You rock, and you’re cool ‘cause you’ll cover him, but this guy’s gotta cut it out. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6577 |
I will only serve you if you promise not to start a brawl! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
6578 |
I'll hand it to you. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
6579 |
This is no sidebar where artful creatures redesign their tab into phantom debt. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
6580 |
For the last time, we don’t serve Roshambo here! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
6581 |
House rules...the losers always buy for the winner. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
6582 |
She cheated on us with dynamite. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
6583 |
For the last time, I need you guys to figure out who's gonna pay the tab. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6584 |
I'll have what they're having. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6585 |
Maybe not leave your sobriety so much up to fate buddy! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6586 |
Did you decide who’s buying the first round? |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6587 |
I don't care if you all walked into a bar I'm not fisting any of you! |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6588 |
I don’t have time for your games! Who is paying the tab? |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6589 |
The bar competition won't start until Lizard and Spock show up! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6590 |
Let me get this straight...a daiquiri, three straws, but you don't know who pays yet? |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6591 |
Let’s settle this first. Who’s payin’ ? |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6592 |
I don’t care if ‘paper wraps rock’—there’s no free condiments! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6593 |
Got you covered,but two of you need to come back later. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6594 |
I don't care who pays the tab, sort it out amongst yourselves. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6595 |
No, the price is not negotionable. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6596 |
For fuck's sake, make a decision! |
1.0926 |
0.05462 |
54 |
51 |
1 |
2 |
6597 |
I’m sorry but you two just don’t cut it. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6598 |
OK... you two... what happened to Sword? I heard you teamed up against him and brought in this Scissors guy!! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6599 |
We don't play those kind of games around here |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6600 |
Guys. For the last time, none of you can handle the hard stuff. You can barely handle each other, for Pete’s sake! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6601 |
You can drink or you can bet. Not both! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6602 |
I thought you were negotiation experts… why can’t you decide amongst yourselves who gets the free sandwich? |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6603 |
Cut it out. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6604 |
There’s got be some way to figure out which one of you is going to settle the tab…. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6605 |
Look, I don't care who' s supposed to pay the bill. Just make a decision and get it over with! |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6606 |
I ain't got all day pals! Who covers the tab? |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6607 |
C'mon, take a chance. Somebody order first. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6608 |
I don't care about your little dispute. Take it outside, boys. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6609 |
Get bent. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6610 |
Well I can't do on the paper or on the scissors drinks. Try again |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6611 |
Okay, you can stay. But if I catch you guys trying to out best each other again, I’m going to have to ask you to take it outside. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6612 |
No—trust me—I get it. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without’em! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6613 |
I'm a bartender and I serve alcohol and other drinks. You three are a rock, a piece of paper, and some scissors. Obviously you are all the elements needed to play the popular hand-game, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors.' I've got both of my hands on the bar and a sink full of ice. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6614 |
Rock, Scissors, Paper .... so that's how you decide what to drink |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6615 |
Ok, but no fist fights tonight! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6616 |
If it happens again I am throwing you all out! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6617 |
I only have drinks on the rocks and paper plane cocktails, sorry scissors, you didn’t make the cut’ |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6618 |
Can’t you think of another way to decide who’s next? |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6619 |
There’s only one way to settle this bill? |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
6620 |
1st of all, We discourage fist banging in this establishment! |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
6621 |
Just decide, will ya? |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6622 |
OK, Who is going to buy this round? |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6623 |
Ro,Sham,Bo for the bar tab fellas. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6624 |
‘What’s it gonna be boys? I don’t want any fighting.’ |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6625 |
You better not be waiting on Shoot. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6626 |
I won’t have you in here again—one drink and you’re all beating each other! |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6627 |
It's not that your credit is bad, but if I let you do 'two out of three', the whole neighborhood will want to do 'two out of three'! |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6628 |
Listen, we don't want no trouble. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6629 |
Cut it out. I need something on the rocks with no pulp" |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6630 |
We’re sad we buried our hatchet but we’ve scissors to move on and cut our losses! |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
6631 |
Okay, who’s buying? |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6632 |
I can't solve every little disagreement for you. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6633 |
I don't care how you decide. Somebody's got to pay the tab. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6634 |
I'm not getting involved. You're going to have to figure out a way to decide among yourselves. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6635 |
If you were really on Squid Game, you can afford to pay your tab. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6636 |
I don’t care who started it. Take it outside now! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6637 |
What do you guys want, I don’t have time for any games! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6638 |
You’ll have to find a way to settle your own problems. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6639 |
Take your political talk outside! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6640 |
Well, *someone* has to pay the tab! |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
6641 |
Ok, paper, but who's covering the tab? |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
6642 |
And for you, there'll be a cover charge! |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
6643 |
A bartender usually sees everything but you guys are really just cutouts |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6644 |
Okay… so which one of you is buying? |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6645 |
Hey - where'd you guys leave Lizard and Spock? |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6646 |
No, I won't say "roshambo." |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6647 |
One call to numbers 1 through 10 and you'll start talking... |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6648 |
One, two, three — shots! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6649 |
You just missed laser |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6650 |
We close in three hours -- make up your mind. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6651 |
Oh, please! Everyone knows paper can’t beat squat unless you’ve been served. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6652 |
Broke?? Cover the bill or I'll cut you off! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6653 |
Listen, it doesn't friggin' matter if the guacamole is on top of the rice and the beans, ok?! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6654 |
How do you guys decide who |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6655 |
Sorry fellas, that fight fight last night got out of hand. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6656 |
It’s always “Rock, Paper, Scissors!” but never how are Rock, Paper, and Scissors? |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6657 |
And you want me to decide who orders first? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
6658 |
Want booze? Cut the Crap. Show me your papers to hit the rock bottom hard. |
1.0909 |
0.05364 |
55 |
52 |
1 |
2 |
6659 |
One, two, three..shots please. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
6660 |
Ok,nevermind i 'll go first. |
1.0909 |
0.05364 |
55 |
52 |
1 |
2 |
6661 |
We have a bet going. FMK? |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
6662 |
Who wanted on the rocks? |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6663 |
It’s a two-for-one drink special. Either order another or move aside. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
6664 |
Cause any trouble? I've got dynamite out the back. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
6665 |
So, did paper pay the cover charge? |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
6666 |
Would you like to hear a joke?" |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6667 |
Fifty bucks up front. Work it out amongst yourselves. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6668 |
In this bar, it's Rochambeau! |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6669 |
OK, one more round. On the rocks? Paper Plane? And too cut to care? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6670 |
Shoot”
“Language fellas !!! |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6671 |
So who's going to start the tab? |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
6672 |
I’ll serve you, but he’s not allowed anywhere near the bill |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6673 |
So you walked into a bar together -- but what's my punchline?" |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6674 |
Well, this sure went sideways quickly. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6675 |
You guys can argue between yourselves, but someone has to pay the bill. |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
6676 |
Which one of you guys is paying for this? |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
6677 |
We don’t serve hair / Cheryl J Campagne |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6678 |
Who are you calling indecisive? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6679 |
OK, you already did this for the bread, the meat, the cheese, and the vegetable. Is this really the only way can decide on the sauce?” |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6680 |
Okay, that's it! Until I start hearing plastic, no one's getting served. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6681 |
A rock, paper, and scissors walk up to a salad bar..." |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
6682 |
I don't care who covers whom, one of you has to cover the tab! |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6683 |
Open a tab then, fella’s? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6684 |
What, stuck on a decision? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6685 |
I'm not doing this again.
Take it outside! |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6686 |
How old are the scissors? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6687 |
...and then narrow it to two choices and flip a coin. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6688 |
Stop playing around! Who’s paying the bar tab? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6689 |
If you want straws you go to McDonald's. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6690 |
One more time. Tequila makes you crazy. whiskey makes you frisky, and gin makes you sin.' |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6691 |
We can’t go over this again…you order here and THEN pay over there. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6692 |
Well, one of you is going to get smashed and another is going to cut it up tonight. I just hope someone is left to cover the tab. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6693 |
I don’t care who ’won’. Who’s paying the tab? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6694 |
And if you three come back here again, I’ll shoot! |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
6695 |
Where's flexible pliers made of concrete at? He'd fix your miserable asses, wouldn't he? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6696 |
Coin will be here in a minute. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
6697 |
It just never ends with you three does it?? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6698 |
If that’s how you decide who’s buying, it’s not the first time I’ve seen it. |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6699 |
You need a tall one--you look beat. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
6700 |
Maybe next time, one of you stays home, so the other two can figure out who pays? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6701 |
-No whisky on rocks for you |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6702 |
No. I've never heard of a Roshambo. What do I do first? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6703 |
Instead of cut, smash, or smother, what about tip? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6704 |
Alright, whose round is it ? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
6705 |
I am sick and tired of you guys not being able to make a decision. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
6706 |
Look, I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying up. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6707 |
Let's make it simple: Who's payin'? |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6708 |
No way, boys! I'm not playing your stupid game again.
Just because you order on the rocks, cut a piece of paper, and put it on the glass, it doesn't clear your tab. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6709 |
I can take the cutting critique and the bluntness from you guys, but come closing, it's time to wrap it up. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6710 |
Have you thought about not comparing yourselves to each other so much? |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6711 |
OK wise guys hand over the ID's! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6712 |
No, I will not play you for your tab. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6713 |
I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but no one is going to cover, cut or smash in my establishment! |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6714 |
Paper! I guess you want yours on the rocks |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6715 |
Would you guys hurry and decide what you want? |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6716 |
You want to wait to order until the lizard and Spock show up? |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6717 |
You really think eeny, meeny, miny, moe is the best way for you guys to decide whose turn it is to pick up tonight's tab? |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6718 |
Enough games, what can I get ya? |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
6719 |
Decide who’s going to pay first! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6720 |
Sorry, you're going to need hands to play. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6721 |
Rocks on the side does not give you the advantage. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6722 |
I think "86" beats all 3 of you mugs, so for the last time, who's getting the tab tonight? |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6723 |
Don't tell me you can't decide who is paying the tab! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6724 |
If one of you ‘dropped out’, it would make a sure win! 🙏🏾 |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6725 |
Okay, on the count of 3... |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6726 |
We don’t have a talking horse |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6727 |
Bartender: So who’s first?
Rock & Paper in unison: Me.
Scissors: Not me. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
6728 |
Look. Decide among yourselves who's gonna give the drink order. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6729 |
Sorry, game room already booked for the Pokémon club. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
6730 |
I’m not playing your games. Who’s paying the tab? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6731 |
For the last time, payment in cash or card, no games. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6732 |
What do you mean, you get the first drink, Rock? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
6733 |
What do I suggest? Ready. 1, 2, 3, shots! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6734 |
I don’t care which one of you goes first, but no more double or nothing. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6735 |
What do you mean, “on the rocks”? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6736 |
Look,I don't care how you do it, but there has to be some way for you to decide who's paying your tab! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6737 |
MAKE A CHOICE ALREADY!!!!! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6738 |
Please don't 'shoot' while sitting at the bar. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
6739 |
Let ME rank your choices, wise guys - is it gonna be cash, card, or that big bouncer you passed on the way in? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
6740 |
Who’s turn is it to get destroyed tonight? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6741 |
Let me guess, Rock, Paper, Scissors say ‘Shots’? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
6742 |
Look, we don't allow no non-transitive games in here. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6743 |
Look! Rocks are ice cubes here! And we are NOT a STATIONARY STORE!!! |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6744 |
Don’t you guys have anything else to do? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6745 |
Now don't you start! I will serve drinks to all of you. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6746 |
Yea, yea - I've heard that before. Now what'll you have? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6747 |
Hey look, I’m the kind of guy who can only handle binary alcoholics |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6748 |
I’ll give you all a drink, please just don’t shoot. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6749 |
I ain't woke enough to serve you freaks. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6750 |
How ‘bout this: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Cocktail Glass?” |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6751 |
Quit cutting in! |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6752 |
What'll it be!, Two out of three, three out of five? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6753 |
Sorry, but you three must decide which one pays the bill. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6754 |
Sheet,to cut it short,you want three on the rocks? |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6755 |
Lets wrap this up, I will cut a check and you three hit the road. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6756 |
We’re going to count to three, and THEN we’re gonna start shooting. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6757 |
We've decided to stop playing the games people play |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6758 |
I didn’t come here to play games. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6759 |
Jods? We’re out of jods. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6760 |
Listen up, there is to be no throwing shapes in here! |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6761 |
I will not decide who goes first! |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6762 |
Look, I can only hire one of you. You’ll have to work that out amongst yourselves. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6763 |
I'm not picking one, you're all cut off! |
1.0851 |
0.05952 |
47 |
45 |
0 |
2 |
6764 |
We don't serve Rochambeau here |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6765 |
So, you thought you’d all get hammered for a change. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6766 |
No crushing, cutting or suffocating on these premises. Got that? Or take it outside! |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6767 |
My shotgun under the bar only has two barrels so who's it going to be6 |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6768 |
Hi guys. Are you three going to fight it out for a beer? |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6769 |
How many times do I have to tell you - we don’t serve inanimate objects! |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6770 |
No more rounds…the guy in the center looks good for the check. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6771 |
Rock - Paper - Scissors - Says - "yo bartender bring us some shoots" |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6772 |
It just seems like you guys always want somebody else to make up your minds for you. |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6773 |
Shoot for it? Draw straws? Pick a number for all I care!
Someone just needs to pay this bill! |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6774 |
The OTB parlor is two doors down. |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6775 |
Glad to know you have French names. Now what do you want to drink. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6776 |
All tokens are equal;
But some are more Equal! |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6777 |
"Lemme see if I got this right, one on the rocks, one plain and one with a slice." |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6778 |
What the *%#! is a Go Shoot? You can have a shot of anything you want. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6779 |
Whadda ya mean ya can’t decide who’s paying? |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6780 |
Enough already! One of you just give me a credit card. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6781 |
You don't wanna play darts. You don't wanna play pool. There's gotta be some game you wanna play together. |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6782 |
Grind, wrap, or chop - who’s first? |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6783 |
I don't care who wins, someone has to pay. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6784 |
Ya'll back again? I tried to tell ya'll that he's gonna use a coin next time. |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6785 |
Just use the QR code and split it this time… |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6786 |
Look, I don’t care how you figure it out but someone is paying this tab |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6787 |
Just no figthing this time! |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6788 |
If one of you doesn’t pay, I’m gonna Rocham-throw you all out.” (sorry, I know |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6789 |
Some guy named Rochambeau said he’d cover your tab if you’d stop arguing. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
6790 |
I don’t care who won…take a number! |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6791 |
Stop arguing and flip a coin to figure out who's buyin' |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6792 |
There's a big lug named Hans looking for you three jokers. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6793 |
Make your decision, and THEN place your order. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6794 |
I get who’s next, but who’s first? |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6795 |
Shoot! I guess shooters are in order! |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6796 |
No surprises anymore, the three monkeys just left! |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6797 |
Why don't you just spoof *for it.
DO YOU PLAY THAT IN USA? A GAME INVOLVING HOLDING 0-3 COINS IN YOUR HAND AND GUESSING THE TOTAL NUMBER |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6798 |
Look! I don't need you to make ANY decisions for me! |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6799 |
DON'T even say it. We all deserve top shelf. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6800 |
Hang on, Meenie and Miney, Moe is next. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6801 |
How about I surprise you? |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6802 |
No paper, no drinks. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6803 |
Shoot, we're fresh out of pickles. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6804 |
No, I'm not going to play your game so you can get free drinks. |
1.0845 |
0.04370 |
71 |
67 |
2 |
2 |
6805 |
Christmas |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6806 |
Someday I'll open my dream business: selling salad by the scoop. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6807 |
I don't care how you do it, but figure out who's gonna pay! |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6808 |
Well, let's settle this thing one way or another! |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6809 |
So which one of you is going to pay? If there isn't anyone with this caption, it better be very clever. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6810 |
You guys threaten to fight one more time, and I’m gonna wrap you, cut you, and smash you! Respectively. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6811 |
Thanks to patrons like yourselves, I’m able to make money hand over fist. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6812 |
No, I won’t play it to see who buys the round! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6813 |
No, we don’t serve drinks on the rock. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6814 |
I ain't here for games! Order up or take your toys and go home! |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6815 |
Look, you guys are gonna have to leave. We've got enough dt's in here already. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6816 |
Lemme guess, which one ordered their martini “on the rock?” |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6817 |
Okay, no more games. Do you say 'shoot' or not? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6818 |
Don’t you need two hands to make a decision? |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6819 |
If you guys had a copyright on that game, you'd be raking it in right now.'' |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6820 |
For the last time I’m not going to play for your drinks! |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6821 |
No chance. The big game's already on 2 out of our 3 TVs. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6822 |
I don't care which one of you beats the other one, somebody better pay your bar tab. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6823 |
Doesn't matter to me, the majority of you are losers! |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6824 |
Look, I'm not getting suckered by you three again. You want drinks, put your money on the bar. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6825 |
It's always "the usual" order with you guys. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6826 |
This time you guys better settle who's gonna pay. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6827 |
No I won't play you for drinks. You guys are wired. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6828 |
No, you tell me whose tab it goes on! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6829 |
Will you guys just decide who’s paying! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6830 |
Just pay the tab already. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6831 |
Everybody must get stoned! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6832 |
So, you want three beers and a mop? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6833 |
No one gets anything until I get a match! |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6834 |
Hurry up! I know you three are playing "Rock, paper, scissors" to see who's buying. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6835 |
Okay, fellas. What did you do with The Lizard and Spock? |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6836 |
Ok. What did you do with match? |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6837 |
Alright, wiseguy, you gonna split the tab or cover it yourself? |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6838 |
For the last time, who's gonna pay for these drinks! |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6839 |
Yeah, so what? I'll beat all o' yous right now! |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6840 |
Look, somehow you have to decide. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6841 |
So, that'll be a Rock 'n' Rye, a Paper Plane and a Running with Scissors. Now, who's gonna pick up the tab? |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6842 |
You covering for your weird pals? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6843 |
So I'm putting it on the tab for Anne Shoot? |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6844 |
No, I won’t play ‘a game’ to settle your tab. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6845 |
three paper planes, on the rocks. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6846 |
What’ll it be fellas, win, lose, or draw? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6847 |
Enough already! Choose a new way to decide who picks up the tab. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6848 |
I don't care, one of you is paying. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6849 |
Alright, wise guys. I’ll give you to a count of three… |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6850 |
No Fighting Inside The Bar |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6851 |
I don’t care who’s covering who, I’m cutting you all off!” -Bartender
“Shoot..” -Roc |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6852 |
You guys playing some kind of game here? |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6853 |
For the last time, we don’t serve hand games here. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6854 |
Server: “Which of you guys was first?”
Paper: “me”
Scissors: “me”
Rock: “me”
Server: shoot…. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6855 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors…Shooters all around? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6856 |
How did you get past our Mr. Thumb Wrestling Bouncer? No games are played at this establishment. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
6857 |
Stop bickering and order something already! |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6858 |
Double or nothing |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6859 |
All right you tight-fisted bunch, show me what ya got first! |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6860 |
Stop with the games! What are you all drinking? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6861 |
Mild, medium or spicy? If YOU guys can't make up your mind, the rest of us are doomed. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6862 |
Any fighting youse got to take it outside! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6863 |
Spock off. No lizards here. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6864 |
Alright fellas, let me be clear; if I have to put my fist down, someone's gonna get hurt real bad! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6865 |
We can't decide so... what's the special? |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6866 |
Over a pickle? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6867 |
Cash or credit cards only at this bar! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6868 |
I don’t care about the rock, you have to cover the tab. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6869 |
My shout tonight boys |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6870 |
last time you fought over the tab and left confetti everywhere! |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6871 |
Right I'm gonna roll guys" - said the rock whilst the others stayed stationary |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6872 |
You all want to settle up? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6873 |
You figure out who's paying by doing what?!!! |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6874 |
how will you decide who's paying? |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6875 |
There's no best-out-of-three discount! |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6876 |
I don't care whose turn it is to buy... |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6877 |
What drink? You decide. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6878 |
Ok, we’ve got one on the rocks, one cut off, and your’re covering the bill, right? |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6879 |
Not until you agree who's paying the tab. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6880 |
Sure, I’ll serve ya…right after y’all figure out who’s payin’ your last tab. |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6881 |
Get out!Last time yous was here a fight broke out! |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6882 |
Yeah, Paper, Rock and I are real impressed, but how about you cover your tab instead? |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6883 |
which one of you feels like he's been hit by a rock? |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6884 |
Last warning. I've already kicked out the lizard and Spock. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6885 |
Don't get interrogative on me, Mr. Paper!
I believe you drank both cocktails and Mr. Scissors here can probably confirm it. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6886 |
I could care less who pays for this round |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6887 |
Your resume is all cut up. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6888 |
And I choose NOT to serve inasnimate objects! |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6889 |
Should we flip a coin to see who’s next? |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6890 |
There's got to be some way for you guys to decide who pays. |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6891 |
Look, I already told Rochambeau I’ll have the money by tomorrow. |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6892 |
No, you can't have a glass to play with! |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6893 |
If you had hands you could just draw straws to settle this. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6894 |
No more games. On "three" you pay your tab. |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6895 |
OK, on the rocks, in a paper cup, with a snip of Lemon. Proof? |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6896 |
I didn't bring a pair of scissors
I thought we would just play Rock - Paper |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6897 |
I don't care who orders first -- you figure it out! |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6898 |
Enough - when you figure out who’s paying, let me know! |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6899 |
Look, somebody has to pay the tab. Which one of you is it going to be? |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6900 |
I don't care how many rounds you go, none of you beats the bill. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6901 |
Ok, no more games. Who’s paying? |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6902 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors… Shoot! We’re out of Tequila! |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6903 |
I know you guys LOVE competition, but I’m not guessing which one of you is paying for the bourbon on the rocks. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6904 |
No...you can't cut, smash then wrap your own sushi! |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6905 |
For the last time, neither Lizard nor Spock works here. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6906 |
I’m tired of you fighting. And I’m not giving scissors the tab for rock, rock the tab for paper, and paper the tab for scissors, I don’t care who beat whom. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6907 |
Jingle bells Batman smells is my favorite song. It’s my favorite song ever. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6908 |
I told you, I’m retired. Out of the game. I’m done with just being Shoot. |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6909 |
I never heard of that drink, what’s in it |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6910 |
You guys figure it out, then order. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6911 |
Cash or Card? My 2x2 outcome table beats yours. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6912 |
how should we decide who pays? |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6913 |
I'm not taking anyone's side here. I'm just the bartender. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6914 |
All right! Who's paying for this round?! |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6915 |
Whatever happened liar’s dice?? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6916 |
What do you mean only one of us can drink? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6917 |
I just can't have a bunch of rabble rousers in here starting up fights with my customers! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6918 |
Ok... Let me guess; one bourbon on the rocks, one Mai Tai with the little paper umbrella and two shots of Cutter's Rum. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6919 |
A dry martini beats all three of you! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6920 |
No, you choose! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6921 |
Well, you'll have to come up with some way to decide who is going pick up the tab! |
1.0800 |
0.05599 |
50 |
48 |
0 |
2 |
6922 |
I don't care who is SUPPOSED to cover it, one of you has to pay!" |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6923 |
I don't care who pays the bill.
But you've only got 2 minutes to figure it out! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6924 |
You're paying. I know your routine. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6925 |
Let me guess: Three glasses of Rochampagne? |
1.0800 |
0.04815 |
50 |
47 |
2 |
1 |
6926 |
I don't have time for your games. Somebody just give me their credit card. |
1.0800 |
0.04815 |
50 |
47 |
2 |
1 |
6927 |
You again? |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6928 |
I don’t care if you do work for congress. Somebody has to pay the bill. |
1.0800 |
0.05599 |
50 |
48 |
0 |
2 |
6929 |
Alright, I only have one salami sandwich left. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6930 |
Nevertheless you’ve gotta take a number. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6931 |
I’m not here to play games.” |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6932 |
I warned you three before…we don’t want any trouble in this bar. Out! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6933 |
No, bar fights aren't on the menu. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6934 |
I've had just about enough of your silly games; just pick a drink!" |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6935 |
Listen, no covering, no cutting, no smashing, no fighting. |
1.0800 |
0.04815 |
50 |
47 |
2 |
1 |
6936 |
Hey, you guys, take your fight outside! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6937 |
I don’t care who won, someone needs to pay the tab |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6938 |
Maybe you three decide who’s paying before I make the drinks this time? |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6939 |
Which one of youse guys is going first? |
1.0800 |
0.04815 |
50 |
47 |
2 |
1 |
6940 |
Three Rochambeau’s on the rock, please. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6941 |
No I haven't seen spock or his damn lizard, now are you going to buy a drink or what? |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6942 |
I don’t care who came in here first. You decide. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6943 |
I need you to tell me who is paying the bill before taking your order. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6944 |
Look, I saw you guys out there on the sidewalk choosing this place -- figure out how to choose what to order! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6945 |
Come on now, who's buying the first round already? |
1.0789 |
0.04433 |
38 |
35 |
3 |
0 |
6946 |
At the bar, rock, paper, and scissors walked in – the ultimate showdown began, but the jukebox won with 'rock and rol |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6947 |
Isn't this place a little off the beaten path for you Wallstreet boys? |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
6948 |
I don’t care who wins, pay up! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6949 |
Even did everybody get so fickle? Yesterday I served Evens or Odds. |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
6950 |
No, you can't keep betting me repeatedly until you finally win a free meal. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6951 |
Here's a good one: A muffin, a celery, and a scissors come into a bar....
Y0U'VE GOT to be kidding me.....!! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6952 |
Cut it out, guys. Time to wrap it up. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6953 |
Enough with the games. Decide right now who is paying the tab or you all go thirsty! Those are the rules. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6954 |
No more messing around you three. Give me your order already! |
1.0784 |
0.05490 |
51 |
49 |
0 |
2 |
6955 |
Last call before you all get bombed! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6956 |
Just decide who’s paying the tab! |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
6957 |
We do not serve Bar Game pieces. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6958 |
Yesterday it was eenie, meenie, miney and mo; today it's you three. Can't anybody decide what to order? |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6959 |
Take the game outside fellas! |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
6960 |
I don’t care who you guys are, NObody beats your bar tab! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6961 |
Go steal somebody else's dice |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6962 |
Why do you guys always take so long to figure our who's paying the tab? |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
6963 |
What do you mean you wanna draw straws? |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6964 |
1,2,3 shots? |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6965 |
Come on, guys! What's your order? |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6966 |
which one of you ordered a match |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6967 |
Paper, there’s a cover charge for our rock band Smashing Scissors. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6968 |
I don’t want to ask again…shoot WHAT? Vodka, tequila? Stop playing games. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6969 |
Look I don’t care WHO pays but you need to make a decision. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6970 |
We don’t play two out of three of who’s picking up the tab. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6971 |
Okay but you guys have to decide who’s paying BEFORE you start drinking this time |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6972 |
Lizard Spock! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6973 |
Listen guys, stop calling each other names and choose what topping you want! We’ll all win if we do this! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6974 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors says… Shooters, please! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6975 |
You guys…
This is not how we order food here.
Would you like to try the sample plate? That might help you decide. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6976 |
For the last time, you guys can fight it out among yourselves. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6977 |
I don’t have any RPS, I only have PBR. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
6978 |
Scissors lost the game so he is going to pay for us |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
6979 |
So that’s why we can’t get it on the rocks anymore. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
6980 |
Have you decided who gets the tab? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6981 |
OK, whose going to pay? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6982 |
Decide what you want soon! |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6983 |
I don’t care how you decide who pays. The bill is still $38.40. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6984 |
I'm going to cut your tab before you hit rock bottom. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6985 |
I don’t care which one of you pays, the bill still has to be paid. Decide amongst yourselves. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6986 |
You need to decide NOW whose going to pay the tab |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6987 |
I don't do old-school — come back when lizard and Spock get here. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
6988 |
Last time I had you cut-ups in the bar I had to paper over the damage you did or I'd have lost my job like rocks flying from an angry volcano, my boss! |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
6989 |
This is no place for playing games. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6990 |
You don't got a shot at beating karaoke. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
6991 |
Winner gets a free drink. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6992 |
Where are your friends Lizard and Spock? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6993 |
Listen guys, I don’t want any trouble. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6994 |
Figure out who's paying before ordering this time! |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6995 |
Don't try playing any games with me. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
6996 |
Don't make me choose just order from top to bottom |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6997 |
So, which two of you are drinking? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6998 |
If you guys want to settle something, you’ll have to take it outside. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6999 |
There are no LARGE HANDS here, so get lost! |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
7000 |
OK. This time you’re each going to pick a number 1 through 10 to see who pays the tab! |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7001 |
Make up your mind; I ain’t got all day. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7002 |
What’ll it be boys? And who gets the tab? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7003 |
I'm not starting a tab until you three figure out who's paying. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7004 |
Equal opportunity bar!!
You are equal, no matter what finest talent is;
Smooshing scissor
Covering rocks
Smooshing scissors
CHEERS! |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
7005 |
Was that “shoot” or “shot”? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7006 |
Look, I don't care HOW you decide what to order, just pick something! |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
7007 |
How about a round of Rock/Paper/Scissors to decide who goes first? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7008 |
Let me guess. You want a rum and coke, you want a pink lady and you want a schnapps. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
7009 |
I'm not serving you shooters - try your luck somewhere else. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7010 |
I’m not pouring any drinks until you pay up! |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7011 |
I don’t care who beats a what! One of you better pay up |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7012 |
Who ordered the whisky on the rocks? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7013 |
Yeah, but a bar tab beats rock, paper, and scissors. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7014 |
Finally adults resolving conflicts over a beer I see |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7015 |
Look, I don’t make the rules. Paper always beats rocks. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
7016 |
Stop playing games, which one of you is going to order? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
7017 |
No, you can’t challenge me to win your food. At Roshambo’s we only deal in cash. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
7018 |
WHO PAYS?
YOU GUYS WORK THAT OUT BETWEEN YOU |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
7019 |
Who are your friends, Mr. Johnson? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7020 |
Hand over fist, if you guys aren't out of here in ten minutes, I'm calling the gaming commission. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7021 |
I don't give a damn who wins, I just wanna know who's buyin'! |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7022 |
Nope, I'm pretty sure it's scissors that crushes rock.
Now what can I get yuh? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7023 |
No! This diner will never go the AI menu route. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7024 |
Please make up your mind! |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7025 |
You know the rule. You each get the same thing. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7026 |
I don't play games that lead to losing a customer or two. |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
7027 |
Stop playing games and order a drink. |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
7028 |
Ok, let’s cut the crap |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7029 |
Are you serious? You all lose exactly half the time? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7030 |
Which Congressional caucus you say you're with? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7031 |
Why do I have to decide who pays? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7032 |
You can't go on strike! |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7033 |
I only have enough to make one Negroni. You guys decide. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7034 |
Sorry, but we will need just a little more time to decide what to drink. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7035 |
If one of you shoots, you’re all out! |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7036 |
What's the over/under on the scissors? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7037 |
Okay,fellas,sort this out among yourselves,but somebody |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7038 |
Listen, just hurry up and decide, I don't have all day. |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
7039 |
You can stay for now, but if Lizard and Spock show up you’re _all_ outta here. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7040 |
What did you guys do with the Irishman this time? |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
7041 |
'No, we don't serve a free meal for the winners of rock, paper, scissors!!' |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7042 |
This is your last warning. Any more fighting between you three and you’ll all be barred |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
7043 |
It's only a two party system |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
7044 |
I said it's 21 in here and only one of you makes the cut |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
7045 |
Ok Rashambo,ready to settle up the tab? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
7046 |
The bottom line is, ''ll only serve one of you. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7047 |
Make mine a Paper Plane…on the rocks. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7048 |
This joint serves everybody. I don't care who bests who! |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7049 |
NO GAMES THIS TIME!!! WHATTA YA WANT??? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7050 |
Never have I ever lost $4.56 million. |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
7051 |
Moving forward, please decide who won before ordering. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7052 |
no we’re gonna hold off on appetizer for now. we’re actually for a party of two…penis and cum |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7053 |
Before you decide who pays, first let's see some cash, a credit card, or digital currency! |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
7054 |
I don't have time for this. You each pay for your own drink! |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7055 |
I don’t care how it is up north, your kind ain’t welcome in this here bar. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7056 |
. . . for the last time, Ro-Sham-NO! |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
7057 |
I haven't got all day. What's your order?? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7058 |
Alright boys. Who's ordering? One, two, three shoot! |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7059 |
Sorry, the only to-go order we have waiting is for an Eeny, Meany, Miney and Moe! |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7060 |
I don't have all day. Who's next? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7061 |
This is Diversity and Equity—and I’m Inclusion. We all take a double. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7062 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors-no more games you guys are flagged! |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
7063 |
She's out on strike ! |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7064 |
I said last shot, not last shoot! |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7065 |
Sure — why don't you row-scam-bow your way outta here, Rockface? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7066 |
Nah, he’s only one sheet to the wind. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
7067 |
Ahh, you’re all so grown up now!”
Callum J Rolfe, LONDON U |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
7068 |
Dynamite is due here any minute. Trust me, none of you want to play with dynamite." |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
7069 |
I recommend the ayahuasca. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
7070 |
C’mon fellows, can’t decide what you want? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
7071 |
No more “me-you-you shoot” this week. All the smashing, wrapping and cutting got WAY out of control last time! |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7072 |
Look, I don't CARE which one of you picks up the tab.... |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7073 |
I don't care how you decide, just tell me who's picking up the tab. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7074 |
I'm sorry, but you can't get your table until lizard and Spock get here. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7075 |
Name’s Rocky. These are my frenemies, Champ and Beaufort. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7076 |
You three have to make a decision! I’m not gonna do it for you. Who’s gonna order first? |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7077 |
Quit playing around. Order or get out. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7078 |
Im tired of playing games with you. Pay up! |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7079 |
You guys were winners once, but now you're losers. We don't serve losers so beat it! |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7080 |
Just hurry up and make up your mind! |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7081 |
We heard this is where we're supposed to shoot. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7082 |
No. I won’t play. Rock always wins and it’s no fun. Go away. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7083 |
I'm not playing your game. You'll be served in the order that you came in. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7084 |
I’ll take the scissors. I don’t even recognize your other two. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7085 |
Glad you finally resolved your differences. When do you leave for the Middle East? |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7086 |
Ok what do you say- next winner buys drinks? |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7087 |
Alright you guys,no service 'til you decide who's paying! |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7088 |
No, my salt and pepper won’t fix this standoff |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
7089 |
I don’t care how much you buy, I will not be the one to settle this debate. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
7090 |
Ok, who is going to pay this bar tab? |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7091 |
Separate checks or are you guys gonna flip for it? |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
7092 |
I've got to put the tab under someone's name, and you all have to figure out how to decide. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7093 |
What can I cut for each of you? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7094 |
What the fuck is going on here? This is the weirdest day of my life, my wife ain't gonna believe this no sir. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7095 |
Who's going to beat who picking up the tab? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7096 |
You! No breaking things!
You! No cutting things!
And are you going to cover the tab, too? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7097 |
We don’t split checks, can’t you just cover them both? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7098 |
Sheesh. Now I'll never get outa here! |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7099 |
I don't care how you decide, one of you has to order first. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7100 |
Lemme guess, you’re gonna RoShamBo who gets the first round. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7101 |
Here we go again - Next time can you work together ... SHOOT! |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
7102 |
Any more trouble from you guys and we'll be playing a nice game of rock, paper, scissors, barbed wire covered baseball bat. |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
7103 |
Nothing beats straw fellas. We've got none and you can't drink without'em. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7104 |
Well, someone has to pay -- figure it out! |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7105 |
Shoot! What’s a good way to figure out who gets the last shot of Tequila? |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7106 |
I told you punks, I'm not making a bet! Eiher you pay or you don't eat. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7107 |
Lizard used to work here, sure. But I don't know nothin' about no poison. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7108 |
One, two, three and shoot were just here and had the meatloaf. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7109 |
OK, I’ll go get the bottled-washing monkey but I’m warning you, I’m not paying for my for my own drinks again. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7110 |
I don't care which of you guys pays the check. Figure it out. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7111 |
So you're all retired to barstools 'cuz AI was unfail8ngly able to predict the winner? |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7112 |
This isn't late night TV--you can cut out the jokes man! |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7113 |
We don't want any trouble tonight boys, hands where I can see 'em. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7114 |
We got no cover, just don't get smashed! |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7115 |
They couldn’t decide between a manhattan and old fashioned but the coin showed up first. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7116 |
Hey guys, you need to settle this tab like adults. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7117 |
Ya they passed through here about 15 minutes ago. Looked just like you. Asked me to pass along a message… “Shoot” |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7118 |
See, the beauty of hanging out at a bar is that troubles are left behind and anyone can drink with anybody, even with the competition it seems. So, who wants to play a game that’ll win you a $100 gift voucher? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7119 |
Look asswipes...scissors beat paper..paper beats rock and rock beats scissors... |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7120 |
Since we can’t agree on whose turn it is to pay, I think we decide by a game of rock, paper, scissors. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7121 |
You guys battle it out for who orders first |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
7122 |
Only choice left is water or the exit door. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7123 |
This seems like a no-win to me. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7124 |
For the last time, the words aren't "Ro, a beer, a bad lite beer,
Sham, a drop of Daiquiri or Bo, a Mojito I'd make myself." |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7125 |
Decide now who's going to pay. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7126 |
Don't think about playing games... we know how it will end. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7127 |
This time, no games! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7128 |
What did I tell you? No one wins.. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7129 |
To Ching to Ching to Ching |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
7130 |
Would you guys make up your mind, already?! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7131 |
Palms on the bar, where I can see them! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7132 |
I don't care who beats whom. Somebody's paying this tab. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7133 |
Come on, guys, shoot already! |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
7134 |
If you don’t figure out who’s paying in the next two minutes, our bouncer Frank is gonna beat all three of you. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7135 |
Enough of your games. Just make a decision. |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
7136 |
Sorry I can’t serve you.
There is no way to safely separate you. |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
7137 |
Apparently the gaming committee have banned us from the casino, so I guess you’re stuck with us for the rest of the night. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7138 |
Look, it doesn’t matter who wins, as long as you all have fun. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7139 |
So you’re telling me we are supposed to go AFTER three, not ON three?! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7140 |
All night it’s been ‘win, lose or draw’, ‘win lose or draw’. Can’t you talk about something else? |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
7141 |
So what's it gonna be? You guys choose -- rock, scissors or paper. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7142 |
I’m no dummy—I only have a 1 in 4 chance of winning! |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7143 |
No I will not decide for you! |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7144 |
Isn’t there a dynamite guy that hangs around with you guys sometimes? |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7145 |
I don't play games, who has the cash? |
1.0698 |
0.05150 |
43 |
41 |
1 |
1 |
7146 |
Only the middle guy pays a cover charge. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7147 |
Look, you all have your plusses, but Paper is the only one that can cover this bar. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7148 |
I don’t care what it means in your circular hierarchy, you’re all cut off! |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
7149 |
The only thong we thrown down here are drinks. |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
7150 |
Rochambeau. Shmochambeau. No more drinks until you settle your bar tab. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7151 |
All I wanna know is can you cover the tab? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7152 |
No, I'm not playing for free drinks; you guys are obviously in collusion. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7153 |
Can you just decide which of you is ordering first? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7154 |
This time, decide who’s gonna pay first, then you’ll get served. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7155 |
Decide who's paying, then you get your drinks! |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7156 |
I’m down to my last special of the day… |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7157 |
It’s shoot, not says shoot |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
7158 |
From many personal experiences, 'You're all losers!' |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7159 |
Lizard and Spock aren’t here geniuses.” |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7160 |
You were and are still barred for fighting, for life. |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7161 |
Paper and scissors walk into a restaurant, and the stone says, 'You're in for a rocky dining experience!' |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7162 |
I used to play the game but there is no top dog in the fight everyone looses! |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7163 |
Looks like I only have one left; who's going to get it? |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7164 |
I'm not serving you two cut-ups, and you, Rocky, use the door; quit coming through the windows. |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7165 |
Yeah, yeah, just cut the crap, and tell me who covers the tab after you get smashed? |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7166 |
That’s enough shooting for tonight. |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7167 |
No getting handsy with the customers. |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7168 |
I need to see all three of your IDs! 21 and over!! |
1.0682 |
0.05034 |
44 |
42 |
1 |
1 |
7169 |
Take it outside. I’m tired of waiting for you to make a decision |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
7170 |
Look! At least one of you jokers has got to pay this tab. And don't play stupid games with me! |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7171 |
Play your games if you want, but nobody's getting a free drink! |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7172 |
Just order, I’m not playing your games. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7173 |
Drinking and fighting, drinking and fighting? Not today boys. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7174 |
You three are going to have to figure out yourselves who goes next… |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7175 |
I'm not playing games with you guys, Just Order! |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7176 |
Sorry for the last minute call, but Coin cancelled and the Dices are bombing out there |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
7177 |
I am not playing with you 3 for drinks! |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7178 |
Maybe we should open to other objects. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7179 |
My bouncers, Lizard & Spock, would like a word. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7180 |
…in round 3, Rock takes the dive. |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
7181 |
You all should be able to figure out who is covering the tab. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7182 |
You look hotter on FX’s The Bear… |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7183 |
I don’t care how you decide, but will one of you order, already? |
1.0667 |
0.04924 |
45 |
43 |
1 |
1 |
7184 |
I don’t care if scissors cut paper, rocks break scissors and paper covers rocks - What do you all want for lunch ??? |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7185 |
It’s pretty pathetic that you can’t even decide what to eat. |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7186 |
You guys take it outside! |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7187 |
I won't serve you until I know which one of you will be paying. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7188 |
Why can't you guys ever make up your minds? |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7189 |
I don’t care who won!
We don’t take bags of air in payment! |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7190 |
Say it with me, it’s ‘shot’, not ‘shoot’” |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7191 |
OK, here we go again! On three for who gets the first drink. |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7192 |
Hey Paper! Don't tell me you're going to try to cover things up after Scissors gets smashed! |
1.0667 |
0.04924 |
45 |
43 |
1 |
1 |
7193 |
No, I don’t think there’s a clear winner here. It depends. |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7194 |
So, which one of you is buying? Let's do best out of five. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7195 |
No we don't serve Zima you ASSHOLES! |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7196 |
Inflation forced them to remain drinking buddies. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
7197 |
Who told you there would be a drinking contest? |
1.0667 |
0.04924 |
45 |
43 |
1 |
1 |
7198 |
Rochambeau? Is that a Merlot? |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
7199 |
I don't care how you figure it out, but you need to pay up your bar tab or you'll need hospitalization |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7200 |
Hands over fist, you want a scissors and scotch cut neat. |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
7201 |
I really need a decision: beer or cocktails? |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7202 |
There's no cover charge, but I'll cut you loose if you get smashed. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7203 |
Stop playing games and get back to work. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7204 |
How are we going to decide this time? |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7205 |
How do you win Squid Game in real life?"
"Rock, Paper, Homeland Security!"
"~"Mai" Squid Game."
"1,2,3,4,5,Chicks |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7206 |
If you are sharing one drink, you have to come up with a way to choose which one. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7207 |
It sounds like your guy's friend group is on the rocks. I would suggest cutting any ties now, before anyone gets torn up. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7208 |
Let me know when you reach a decision… |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7209 |
I Know, paper wants 5 fingers, scissors 1,and rock abstains. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7210 |
Shifumi? I don't speak French |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7211 |
Just make up your mind,will |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7212 |
Like I told you before, lizard and Spock already left. |
1.0652 |
0.04818 |
46 |
44 |
1 |
1 |
7213 |
You guys chose this bar for
the best Manhattan in Manhattan? |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7214 |
How will you decide who pays the tab? |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7215 |
Please, just one of you pay the tab. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7216 |
No tab. Decide now,who's paying? |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7217 |
Yeah, it's mystery meat. You choose who'll eat it. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7218 |
I am in no mood to play rock paper scissors anymore |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7219 |
Hey, what about giving us the five finger discount? |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7220 |
Scotch (tape) on the rocks with one piece (paper) of ice. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7221 |
Enough nonsense. One of you pay or the bouncer beats all of you. |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
7222 |
Bartender: Well, why don’t you play for who can order first. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7223 |
No contest here, Gentlemen- You all pay! |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7224 |
When I say "shoot," someone's paying the tab. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7225 |
You guys need to decide who's paying the bill |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7226 |
She just left. Sorry boys - someone else beat you to her. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7227 |
No way |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7228 |
How many rounds this time before you three decide who’s going to pay? |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7229 |
How do you propose we figure out who orders first? |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7230 |
Let me know when you guys decide what kind of alcohol you'll be shooting today. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7231 |
I don’t care how you sort it out, but somebody’s gotta pay this tab. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7232 |
You guys again? Don't you ever learn? |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7233 |
No, you can't have veggie or mineral burgers! |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7234 |
I know you can cover the tab, but I need you to pay for the drinks. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7235 |
You guys can divvy up the order any way you want but we won't do individual checks. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7236 |
That's enough. Take it outside! |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7237 |
Don't get salty just because we all know who can crush it. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7238 |
I'll have a paper on the rocks. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7239 |
Get lost—this is a Tic-Tac-Toe establishment. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7240 |
A round of the usuals for live music, fellas? Some new band, the Zero-Sum-Gamelans or somethin’ like that. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7241 |
No more excuses! You guys need to get your lives figured out rather than spending all summer here drinking and playing pool! |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
7242 |
Don't you dare give me the stink eye, you got it Rock? |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
7243 |
You guys got a lot of nerve showing up here. The last time we played this game I wound up behind this bar. |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
7244 |
Look, I don't care who's buying. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7245 |
On the rocks beats scissors. Straight up beats you all. I win. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7246 |
I have my own ice. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7247 |
Let me guess, left to right: mashed potatoes, burrito wrap, parsnips!" |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7248 |
I don't play anymore, you have already emptied a whole bottle. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7249 |
Who do I think would win a fight out of you three?......wow, that's a tough one! |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7250 |
I'm not playing your game for free drinks anymore no matter what you say about how fair it is! |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7251 |
Not again, fellas. All you ever do is get drunk and beat each other. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7252 |
No no no no!!! Majority stays in!! |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7253 |
Listen fellas, I see what you're up to and two of you have have gotta leave now or there’s gonna be trouble —and I ain’t choosing. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7254 |
This time you better cover more than just your one friend. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7255 |
Mayo, mustard, or ketchup. Your choice, any two. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7256 |
Your paying or I'm not playing |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7257 |
Any stabbing, any crushing, any smothering, and you are out of here. Got it! |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7258 |
Game over, y’all. We’re closed. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7259 |
So you are saying, you will decide who pays by throwing yourselves around!! |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7260 |
Rock, paper, and scissor walk into a bar. They eat, shoot, and leave. |
1.0625 |
0.04619 |
48 |
46 |
1 |
1 |
7261 |
I just need you guys to decide which condiments you want on your sandwich |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7262 |
Look, I just can’t serve shooters in the morning. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7263 |
You guys had better go home. Your friend in the middle looks half-cut. |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
7264 |
It's my first day in inanimate object world! Which side of the bar is normal for me to be on? |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7265 |
No way. Last time that guy cut this guy. You gotta get out. |
1.0612 |
0.04525 |
49 |
47 |
1 |
1 |
7266 |
Instead of ordering booze you'd better submit proof that each of you is over eighteen. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7267 |
Interested in today’s martini special? , let me know |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7268 |
Decide now who pays. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7269 |
We come from Japan or at least did |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7270 |
OK, you win tough guy, but no way are you getting a free scotch on the rocks. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7271 |
I don't care who one, you've got to be 21 to buy a drink |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7272 |
Again,no games fellas. You drink,you pay. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7273 |
Shoot, I can’t decide who to serve first. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7274 |
So, I guess I know how you'll settle the bill. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7275 |
Someone's gotta pay the tab. You figure it out. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7276 |
Take your competition elsewhere. You're all losers. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7277 |
No, I won’t play marry, kill, f*ck with you. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7278 |
Saaay no! |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7279 |
You know the rules, fellas. I ain’t servin’ nobody no shots til scissor says shoot |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7280 |
Before you order, I need to know who’s picking up the tab, this time! |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7281 |
No more smashing, cutting, or covering this time, fellas. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
7282 |
Win or lose, you still have to pay. |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7283 |
Alright,whats it gunna be? |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7284 |
've told you before bland it's time you need to deal with it. There is no end to this mutually destructive game! |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7285 |
no games here! |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7286 |
Enough games, I want a credit card from one of you, NOW! |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7287 |
Have you guys determined yet who will pick up the tab? |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7288 |
I told you guys before, 'no more fighting in the bar.' Why don't you just settle it by flipping a coin? |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7289 |
DON'T EVEN start: You hear me Rock, Paper...Scissors? |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7290 |
I said shots not shoots, now take your re-do elsewhere. |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7291 |
Ironically, this is not a hold up! |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7292 |
i can't choose for what you want! |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7293 |
Get out of here. The last thing I need is a bunch of rock-hard, smashingly bad cut-ups? |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
7294 |
Cut it on the rocks, I got it covered. |
1.0600 |
0.04435 |
50 |
48 |
1 |
1 |
7295 |
It’s happy hour.. by one get one. You guys work it out amongst yourselves |
1.0600 |
0.04435 |
50 |
48 |
1 |
1 |
7296 |
There a reason you folks want me to choose who goes first?!? |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
7297 |
Well around here it's scotch bourbon rye. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7298 |
I only have enough for one, so figure it out. |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
7299 |
Oh no, I'm not guessing who the winner is! |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7300 |
We don't serve old jokes here. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7301 |
You all look like you have the weight of the world on your nonexistent shoulders. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7302 |
OK, for the last time - Jordan or Curry? |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
7303 |
No! I will not make your decisions for you! |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
7304 |
Y’all don’t have big rocks, enough paper, or dance cuts to buy a drink in my bar. Get out before I pump my shotgun. Which beats all you. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7305 |
What do you mean "it's my turn now?" |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
7306 |
Shit-Paper-_______! |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7307 |
If you |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7308 |
OK so who is going to be first? |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7309 |
Okay, play your silly game, but there are no free drinks for the winner. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7310 |
It's not your being able to hold your liquor, it's my glass I'm concerned about. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7311 |
You three play nice or I’ll throw you out faster than you can say “shoot”. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7312 |
Looks like you had a rough day, but you should see the coin! |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7313 |
Listen, Scissors is a regular, but for you two I'm gonna need to see some ID. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7314 |
Okay, we really need to figure out who is paying? |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
7315 |
Yeah, he’s just gonna keep staring at you like that until you ask him how he wants it? |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7316 |
Ok! What is it this time? 3 rounds or 5? |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
7317 |
Look fellas, you’re just gonna have to figure out this bar tab another way. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
7318 |
Only you on the right will make the first cut. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7319 |
Yes.. My name is Shoot.. but I’m not the Shoot you’re looking for! |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7320 |
How bout we flip a coin? Heads you make a decision and tails you eenie, meenie out of my deli. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7321 |
Look, we can keep going around like this forever, but one of you needs to pay the tab. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7322 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors... Nobody better shoot! |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7323 |
One more time, guys...I need some ID...not a stupid game...You three work out who pays the tab. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7324 |
Alright wise guys, who is going to pay for the drinks this time?”
Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7325 |
Look,one of you is going to pay this tab. How you figure out who that is is up to you. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7326 |
No-one gets the final word in our group. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7327 |
Well, if it isn't Dummy, Blanko and Dull. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7328 |
So how do you decide who pays the tab? |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7329 |
Your little rock, paper, scissor game worked once on me, but don’t think it’s gonna get you another free round. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7330 |
We don't take kindly to nontransitivity in this town. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7331 |
You lightweights always want it on the rocks. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7332 |
Long day at work fellas? |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7333 |
No, Im not gonna choose the payer for you! |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7334 |
It’s 2024 and we’re still playing this game? |
1.0577 |
0.04266 |
52 |
50 |
1 |
1 |
7335 |
3 rounds of ‘Lucky Loser’? We only serve losers, not make ‘em. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7336 |
Anyone of youz guys starts a fight in here again tonight Im calling the cops. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7337 |
Oh no Scissors not Shirley Temples again! |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7338 |
Guess you’ll have the usual - SHOOTERS? |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7339 |
Where the heck is Spock? |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
7340 |
No asshole I don't have a match ! |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7341 |
Look, no more service till one of you pays the bill. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7342 |
You can't drink here. You guys take forever to pay the tab! |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7343 |
Goddamn, this was so much easier when it was just a Rabbi, a Priest and a horse." |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7344 |
Look, I don't care who, but one of you needs to decide what you're ordering. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7345 |
What do you think this is, some sort of game? |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7346 |
Sorry, There's only one slice of pie left. You'll have to decide who gets it. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7347 |
Youse guys can have a drink but I dont want any breaking, cutting or coverups every time you want a round! OK |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7348 |
Damn Mescaline Margaritas!” |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7349 |
No repeats of last night's bar fight, alright fellas? |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7350 |
No, I'm not playing for drinks |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7351 |
Watch out for that one - always trying to cut the line.”
-Jessica Meth
Larchmont, N |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7352 |
No, I don't need a haircut, a facelift or a new set of stones, and no gambling allowed. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7353 |
Rock: “Let’s flip a coin” “Heads, you two pay” “tails, you still pay” “because, I don’t think you two wanna get smashed” |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7354 |
Okay, do your thing so I know who will pay for the next round. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7355 |
Ya can't be bouncers in this bar if you're constantly fighting each other guys! |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7356 |
If you aren't gone by the time I get to three, I'm gonna shoot. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7357 |
I get it; you want me to cut and paste your favorite drink to our menu |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7358 |
You three have to work it out amongst yourselves. I'm not picking one over the other. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7359 |
I don’t care what you do, I’m still gonna need to see some I.D.s. |
1.0556 |
0.04109 |
54 |
52 |
1 |
1 |
7360 |
Rock, paper, scissors. Those are the rules.” |
1.0556 |
0.04109 |
54 |
52 |
1 |
1 |
7361 |
Lucky for you, Rock, I have plenty of ice. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7362 |
So, no one wants to pay, huh? You're going to have to figure it out amongst yourselves! |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7363 |
I don't care how you decide who pickes up the tab |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7364 |
Okay just shoot your order already |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7365 |
Ok, you can work here. But Paper, you can't be all over Rock at work. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7366 |
Do you really need to ask? |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
7367 |
I don’t care who’s paying, but we only say shot in this bar. |
1.0556 |
0.04109 |
54 |
52 |
1 |
1 |
7368 |
Title: "The Seamstress Knight"
Arun, a knight passionate about sewing, disguises himself as a young woman, Aria, to secretly pursue his art. His tapestries narrate his knightly exploits. When his secret is revealed, the ladies are impressed, and Aru |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7369 |
Shut up before I write the order on your face. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7370 |
Sorry, we only have one burger left |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7371 |
Any more games an you're 86'd. |
1.0545 |
0.04035 |
55 |
53 |
1 |
1 |
7372 |
No drinks until you decide who |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7373 |
Sorry, I don’t split tabs. Draw straws if you need to. We have plenty. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7374 |
OK, so he trailed a bit of paper from the john that didn't get cut, but all I asked was if you want your drinks on the rocks! |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7375 |
No, I haven't seen any particular lizard or whoever this Spock guy is! |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
7376 |
I had to hire full time security after the mess you left last time. |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
7377 |
I understand that, but unless you're planning to cover his tab as well, he's next. |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
7378 |
Are you guys gonna order or are you still waiting on Lizard and Spock? |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
7379 |
I'll bet you're the new employees another casino next door. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7380 |
What, you expect me to choose? If I choose the rock, it's because I make all decisions weighty. If I choose the paper, its because I want to cover up the decision. If I choose the scissor, its because I want to make all decisions go away. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7381 |
Your kind's got no business here in The Last One Standng Lounge. |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
7382 |
Okay,who's going first? |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7383 |
Funny how all of you forget your place at "who's buying?" |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7384 |
Didn't I tell you three indecisives to stay out of here? The last time you came in, you created mayhem! |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7385 |
No, I’m not going to choose who orders first! Figure that out among yourselves!! |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7386 |
Bartender: What happened to ‘Gun’? |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7387 |
Only one beer left. Maybe flip a coin for it? |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7388 |
OK, cheaters. Pay up! I'm on to your game! |
1.0526 |
0.03895 |
57 |
55 |
1 |
1 |
7389 |
Get outta here! You're the guys who can't decide who'll pay the tab. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
7390 |
What did you do with the priest,imam,and rabbi? |
1.0526 |
0.03671 |
38 |
36 |
2 |
0 |
7391 |
I'm cutting paper off! |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
7392 |
Doesn't matter who orders first- we've only got one special! |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
7393 |
Stop playing games. Who held their hand out first? |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
7394 |
Just tell me who’s gonna pay the tab goddamnit |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
7395 |
Which of youse is going to pay? This is no time for games. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
7396 |
How long are you guys going to decide who's paying? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
7397 |
What do you mean, 'It's on him?' |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
7398 |
Look, I don’t care how you split the bill - decide it amongst yourselves. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
7399 |
Okay--but no more hitting, choking, or biting. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
7400 |
Paper’s got you covered you rock but scissor is on his own |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
7401 |
Ok…. Which one of you played Dopesmoker on the jukebox? |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
7402 |
I'll tell you what I tell everyone else, if you tell me the ingredients I'll make it for you. Otherwise, kick rocks... |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
7403 |
Papered Scissorhands rocking the bar |
1.0508 |
0.03764 |
59 |
57 |
1 |
1 |
7404 |
I don't care which one of you beats another one of you, nobody beats their tab. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
7405 |
OK listen, if you three can't decide, we'll have to draw straws! |
1.0500 |
0.03490 |
40 |
38 |
2 |
0 |
7406 |
‘Now, how we gonna decide who’s payin?’ |
1.0500 |
0.03490 |
40 |
38 |
2 |
0 |
7407 |
Are you looking to cut a deal? |
1.0488 |
0.03406 |
41 |
39 |
2 |
0 |
7408 |
I don't care if the scissor is the designated driver.
You're too stoned and your buddy is plastered. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
7409 |
Let me see your money! |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
7410 |
Would you like something sweet, new york knicks? |
1.0476 |
0.03326 |
42 |
40 |
2 |
0 |
7411 |
No, you can't have a break, we have a cover charge, and I don't care how you cut it. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
7412 |
Why don't you stop trying to beat each other and team up to beat plastic? |
1.0476 |
0.03326 |
42 |
40 |
2 |
0 |
7413 |
So, to be clear, we’re ordering on 3 or when you say go…? |
1.0476 |
0.03326 |
42 |
40 |
2 |
0 |
7414 |
A Rock and Paper ran into a bar, followed by scissors which had to walk. |
1.0465 |
0.03249 |
43 |
41 |
2 |
0 |
7415 |
Sure, I’ll play. But win or lose you pay. |
1.0465 |
0.03249 |
43 |
41 |
2 |
0 |
7416 |
Like droids, we don't serve rock, paper, or scissors here. |
1.0465 |
0.03249 |
43 |
41 |
2 |
0 |
7417 |
Ok so who's covering this? |
1.0465 |
0.03249 |
43 |
41 |
2 |
0 |
7418 |
Where ya been Ro, Cham and Beau? |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7419 |
I don't care what game you've got goin. One of you has to pay. |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7420 |
We don't do separate checks. You gotta decide who's paying. |
1.0455 |
0.04545 |
44 |
43 |
0 |
1 |
7421 |
We all can agree on an ice cold beer after work. |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7422 |
Please leave. We don't serve your kind in this establishment. |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7423 |
Alright, what'll it be boys, the usual drinks, on the Rock?" |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7424 |
No, we do not have Rochambeau 1781. Draft or bottle? |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7425 |
Rock, I never did like you. |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7426 |
Look, this is not a 'multiple choice bar.' You gotta make a decision on what you're gonna drink! |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7427 |
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot…I haven’t seen you knuckleheads since grade school.”
“How do you live with yourself, Paper, caught between a Rock and a Shard Face?”
“Can’t you knuckleheads figure out the bill? Paper covers Rock, Scissors cuts Pa |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7428 |
All right guys, we all know this ain't gonna end well, I'm calling it. Last rites? I mean! Last drinks? |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7429 |
I’m not gonna play another game, pay up. |
1.0455 |
0.03177 |
44 |
42 |
2 |
0 |
7430 |
A rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar. They can’t decide what to order and refuse to settle it in the obvious way. |
1.0444 |
0.04444 |
45 |
44 |
0 |
1 |
7431 |
I'm only goin' to tell you once... no betting down at this end of the bar, I could lose my license! |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7432 |
You play the game and the winner buys the round? |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7433 |
Remember,no ambulances this time. So,who's got this? |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7434 |
Just to be clear, we serve our drinks with ice here sir |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7435 |
Don't look so smug, paper. You haven't met our new player: fire-roasted tomatoes! |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7436 |
THIS time, no fighting over the tab! |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7437 |
No, I don't have someone else to play with! |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7438 |
Rock’s paper and scissors walk into the bar. Dwayne Johnson was a puppetier. |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7439 |
Only two out of three of you are getting a drink. |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7440 |
cutting-edge conversations in the kitchen |
1.0444 |
0.03107 |
45 |
43 |
2 |
0 |
7441 |
We don't call it the "man's game" for no reason |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7442 |
This one "on the rock"? |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7443 |
I said, 'It's once, twice, three...SHOOT! |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7444 |
C'mon! Make a decision already! |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7445 |
'ladies, please, one at a time' |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7446 |
Gin & tonic? I’ll need to see some ID first, especially Mr. Paper’s! |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7447 |
You guys expecting the rabbi and the priest? |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7448 |
He's full of it"
"WHATever!"
"CUT THE CRAP!!! " |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7449 |
lets not play the same game to decide who will pay the tip! |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7450 |
Loser picks up the tab. |
1.0435 |
0.03040 |
46 |
44 |
2 |
0 |
7451 |
You guys fight it out but someone's payin' the tab! |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7452 |
Sorry, guys, but my accountant said I had to cut expenses this year. |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7453 |
I will NOT pick who pays! |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7454 |
How do we decide who orders first? |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7455 |
I don’t how you work it out amongst yourselves, but someone’s got to pay this bill! |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7456 |
No, it's not a choice. Fuck you all. |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7457 |
I don't care how you decide, but I need to know who is paying the check before you get a drink. |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7458 |
Who wants a Bloody Mary? |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7459 |
Bartender : " Let me guess. Dynamite showed up again ?" |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7460 |
Well…shoot!” @vanishikamahes |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
7461 |
Yuo wannit to go? |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7462 |
Someone better pick up the damn tab! |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7463 |
All three of yous guys are getting beat if you don't pay your bar tab. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7464 |
…And the bartender says, Oh no!
Last game night, you three couldn’t agree on anything, and destroyed the place! |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7465 |
Don't you get it we don't want you guys in our restaurant. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7466 |
It's the last beer, who's gonna take it? |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7467 |
We serve only two-fisted drinkers. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7468 |
Seriously, do we need to Rochambeau for the bill every single time? |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7469 |
I don’t care which one of you pays, but if I don’t see some cash quick, you three are outta here! |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7470 |
You Gen Z people are so entitled! Breaking the line again! |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7471 |
Why is it always a competition on who is going to buy? |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7472 |
For the last time, Rock-Head! It’s “One, two, three…SHOOT!” |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7473 |
Need to see IDs. Scissors cut liquor license. I cover fine. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7474 |
Sorry. Game over. Nature got it all. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7475 |
Vodka, gin, or bourbon? It shouldn’t be that complicated… |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7476 |
On the count of three tell me who's ordering here... |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
7477 |
Come on guys, decide. . . . What do you wanna drink? |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7478 |
Alright, where's Shoot? |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7479 |
and I'm supposed to turn this into a joke? |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7480 |
: Ill have none of that, First I want to know up front, which one of you are paying" |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7481 |
What do you want? I'm not going to spend all night waiting for you to make a decision! |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7482 |
I don't care which one of you pays. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7483 |
Look, guys….I’m tired of settling your disputes. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7484 |
We can't decide until you give me a hand. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7485 |
You always are "undecided". You have to quit coming into my bar without "shoot". |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7486 |
Unless you have an app for your game, I have no interest in introducing you to our customers. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7487 |
I'm tapping you out after the third round. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7488 |
Cut" the crap, I can't make you a "paper plane", but I can make you a Dewars on the "rocks" |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
7489 |
Christ… what an asshole!” @michaeltriozz |
1.0408 |
0.04082 |
49 |
48 |
0 |
1 |
7490 |
You guys keep saying the same old things, why can't you stump on it, roll it up, and cut it another way! |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7491 |
I'm not splitting the bill three ways, you'll have to figure out which of you will cover the bill in whatever way feels most natural |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7492 |
Three shoots, erm, shots please! |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7493 |
OK, guys, you know what to do to determine who's next. |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7494 |
No, none of you can beat my meat. |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7495 |
I swear to god if you lot can't settle your tab peaceably, you're banned. |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7496 |
Best two out of three cold ones, coming right up. |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
7497 |
Y'all have got to figure out another way to decide who's paying! |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
7498 |
Quit playing games and close out your tabs! |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
7499 |
I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to settle the tab. |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
7500 |
Can you just cut me some slack?! |
1.0392 |
0.03922 |
51 |
50 |
0 |
1 |
7501 |
Gentlemen, what will it be? Name your poison. |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
7502 |
I’ve GOT to stop drinking on the job. |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
7503 |
Now listen you three, I already told those other guys to find another spot; I can’t have this place turning into a joke, ya hear? |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
7504 |
I can't serve you without Lizard and Spock ! |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7505 |
'Sorry guys, that was your last shot! ' |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7506 |
I don’t care who won. The only one of youse I want coming close to my butthole is the rock. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7507 |
All right someone is paying, else I am calling the cops. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7508 |
Make up your minds -- who's buying? |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7509 |
I've never heard of a Rochambeau |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7510 |
Do you want your rochambeau on the rocks? |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7511 |
For the last time, I will not make a drink "on the rock." |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7512 |
I know one of you guys is stoned. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
7513 |
I am not playing you for a free breakfast , and that’s final |
1.0377 |
0.03774 |
53 |
52 |
0 |
1 |
7514 |
Cutty on the rocks in a paper cup to go? You think this is Mardi Gras? |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
7515 |
Let me guess, one of you is ordering the same drink for all three of you daredevils. |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
7516 |
I don't care who won. If you don't have deep pockets, I ain't servin' youse! |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
7517 |
Forget it! I'm not playing your game again for the tab! |
1.0377 |
0.03774 |
53 |
52 |
0 |
1 |
7518 |
Well, you guys work it out any way you like, but someone needs to settle up. |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
7519 |
How about if none of you order your drinks on the rocks, and you just split the tab? |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
7520 |
One of you is not Paying. So who is going to Pony Up? |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
7521 |
Just give me a shout when ya'll have decided on your drink! |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
7522 |
Who's next? Fight it out amongst yourself. |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
7523 |
I could sure use those scissors for a haircut. I work so much I must have rocks in my head. Though our new menu may look good on that paper |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7524 |
Cutty Sark I can get for you,but we don |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7525 |
I don't care you pays, as long as I get paid. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7526 |
Listen guys, I don’t care who won the last round. I just need to to order and sit down! |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7527 |
Tell the general he needs to pay his tab or you minions are cut off. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7528 |
There's a cover charge and if scissors gets smashed, I'm cutting you all off. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7529 |
Rocky! You were here just last night, flying through my window! |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
7530 |
I’ll give you jokers a symbolic hand gesture! And (L-R), I assumed you bought the round when you said “On the Rocks.” Our straws are plastic (go woke, go broke), it can’t be your cousin. Gay night was Monday, so your scissoring line makes NO sense. |
1.0357 |
0.03571 |
56 |
55 |
0 |
1 |
7531 |
NO! You are BANNED from here. Because EVERY time you guys go to figure out who is going to pay, it makes the rest of us very uncomfortable. |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
7532 |
I'm sorry, we can't seat you until Lizard and Spock get here--but yo can sit at the bar. |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
7533 |
Sorry, but last time I served you guys was a disaster — broken windows, paper cuts and blood everywhere, unwanted Mohawks on patrons and their pets ... |
1.0357 |
0.03571 |
56 |
55 |
0 |
1 |
7534 |
I’ll make it way for youse: three burgers, three cokes. |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
7535 |
One Manhattan on the rocks, one Paper Plane, and a Cutty Sark neat. You guys gonna shoot for it? |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
7536 |
So how do you guys want to decide who orders first?” |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
7537 |
Sorry fellas, you want the BDSM bar down the street. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
7538 |
Okay
Two things
I need to see I.D.s and if you want to play, go to the back |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
7539 |
Davis Remnick, Anna Marks, Renee Kaplan: I can smell your cant--with some ? schnapps cause we're classy! |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
7540 |
Yes, the vegetables are heavy as a rock, cut into pieces and wrapped in paper, no, we don’t take reclamations. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
7541 |
You guys decide who's paying--I'm not getting into it! |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
7542 |
Oh shoot…you three better not get handsy again! |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
7543 |
For the last time, I didn’t ask your name. I asked, what are you drinking! |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
7544 |
I hate your game. |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
7545 |
Listen, I don’t make the rules. But somehow parchment overpowers a piece of ore, so you’re all getting appletinis and you’ll like it. |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
7546 |
OK, three scotch on the rocks, one tab, but no discounts. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
7547 |
Listen you guys. None of you is leaving here until someone picks up the tab. So who’s it gonna be? |
1.0263 |
0.02667 |
38 |
37 |
1 |
0 |
7548 |
'If you can't agree on who is paying, Thumb Wrestling comes to mind, but...' |
1.0256 |
0.02598 |
39 |
38 |
1 |
0 |
7549 |
You bums have cause me nothing but trouble in my life. Beat it. |
1.0244 |
0.02469 |
41 |
40 |
1 |
0 |
7550 |
One shot of whiskey but first we need to know your pour count |
1.0244 |
0.02469 |
41 |
40 |
1 |
0 |
7551 |
Sorry, we only got one toilet. You all will just have to flip a coin to figure out who goes first. |
1.0244 |
0.02469 |
41 |
40 |
1 |
0 |
7552 |
Before I serve you decide who
Is going to pay |
1.0238 |
0.02410 |
42 |
41 |
1 |
0 |
7553 |
No, I won't play for drinks. This is New York~! |
1.0238 |
0.02410 |
42 |
41 |
1 |
0 |
7554 |
I don’t care how you normally settle your bill…pay up or I’ll call the cops! |
1.0238 |
0.02410 |
42 |
41 |
1 |
0 |
7555 |
Let me see your money before I choose! |
1.0238 |
0.02410 |
42 |
41 |
1 |
0 |
7556 |
You guys need to decide who's paying BEFORE the booze flows |
1.0238 |
0.02410 |
42 |
41 |
1 |
0 |
7557 |
Gotta match? |
1.0233 |
0.02353 |
43 |
42 |
1 |
0 |
7558 |
Read the sign, no guns! If you shoot you're out of here! |
1.0233 |
0.02353 |
43 |
42 |
1 |
0 |
7559 |
So rock smashes scissors; scissors cuts paper — that I get. Paper covers rock. What is that? Some kinda sexual thing? Is it one of these, you know, gay sex things? |
1.0227 |
0.02299 |
44 |
43 |
1 |
0 |
7560 |
Sorry guys, we've revised our DEI policy. |
1.0222 |
0.02247 |
45 |
44 |
1 |
0 |
7561 |
Stop with the stupid games, already! Who's paying? |
1.0222 |
0.02247 |
45 |
44 |
1 |
0 |
7562 |
We're waiting here for once, twice three shoot. |
1.0222 |
0.02247 |
45 |
44 |
1 |
0 |
7563 |
Rock paper scissor to see who orders food first |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
7564 |
Who's paying for the drinks? |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
7565 |
How about just one tab this time and you figure it out between yourselves? |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
7566 |
Y’all need to decide who goes first |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
7567 |
No, the bar is off-limits for your tournament -- not with what you chuckleheads did last time. |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
7568 |
Look, I know the saying is ‘One, two, three, shoot’…. But that doesn’t mean you can come in here and drink the place dry. |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
7569 |
I’m ok opening a tab for you, but I want to know up front who’s paying. |
1.0213 |
0.02151 |
47 |
46 |
1 |
0 |
7570 |
Look gents this ain’t no hoity-toity cocktail bar and I don’t know what a ‘Jack en Poy’ is. Just order a Jack ‘n Coke like everyone else. |
1.0213 |
0.02151 |
47 |
46 |
1 |
0 |
7571 |
You just missed lizard, and Spock. |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
7572 |
How do you decide who pays for the drinks? |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
7573 |
Look! I don't care how you do it, just decide what the heck you want! |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
7574 |
You can cover the rock with paper, smash the scissors with a rock, or cut the paper into pieces. It doesn't matter to me, because your all getting Vanilla! |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
7575 |
I can do shots, but I’m not familiar with shoots. |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
7576 |
Cash only, fellas. |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
7577 |
Last call, guys. You’ve got to the count of three to order. |
1.0204 |
0.02062 |
49 |
48 |
1 |
0 |
7578 |
That'll be whiskey, water, and undecided. Right? |
1.0204 |
0.02062 |
49 |
48 |
1 |
0 |
7579 |
Double shot of bourbon, I win |
1.0204 |
0.02062 |
49 |
48 |
1 |
0 |
7580 |
I don't care how you guys decide it, but somebody owes me eighteen bucks. |
1.0200 |
0.02020 |
50 |
49 |
1 |
0 |
7581 |
Even though the public respects YOUR decisions, SCOTUS has a history here. You're not SCOTUS, so NO free drinks. |
1.0200 |
0.02020 |
50 |
49 |
1 |
0 |
7582 |
Let me guess? On the rocks, on a tab, and you want me to cut out the bad jokes? |
1.0200 |
0.02020 |
50 |
49 |
1 |
0 |
7583 |
Don't you guys start again; last night was carnage. |
1.0200 |
0.02020 |
50 |
49 |
1 |
0 |
7584 |
You can go to your table only when the lizard and Spock are here as well” 🖖
#TheBigBangTheory @bigbangtheor |
1.0196 |
0.01980 |
51 |
50 |
1 |
0 |
7585 |
Look, you're just gonna need to make up your mind and order! |
1.0192 |
0.01942 |
52 |
51 |
1 |
0 |
7586 |
Good morning AI. What can I get you today? |
1.0192 |
0.01942 |
52 |
51 |
1 |
0 |
7587 |
What size straw do you want with that? |
1.0192 |
0.01942 |
52 |
51 |
1 |
0 |
7588 |
so let me get this straight,no one asked for on the rocks? |
1.0189 |
0.01905 |
53 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
7589 |
Sorry to hear this, guys. Luckily I can still do my job, without worrying about AI algorithms. |
1.0189 |
0.01905 |
53 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
7590 |
We can’t agree on who’s paying the tab. |
1.0189 |
0.01905 |
53 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
7591 |
Who’s payin’? And I want a straight answer! |
1.0189 |
0.01905 |
53 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
7592 |
I don’t care who is buying the drinks, just figure out a way to decide. |
1.0189 |
0.01905 |
53 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
7593 |
Enough with the games. Tell me what you want to drink! |
1.0185 |
0.01869 |
54 |
53 |
1 |
0 |
7594 |
I'm done playing games. Pay your tabs. |
1.0185 |
0.01869 |
54 |
53 |
1 |
0 |
7595 |
Ya’ We know… It’s a rather complicated Situationship, leaving nothing to the imagination. |
1.0182 |
0.01835 |
55 |
54 |
1 |
0 |
7596 |
No funny business fellas. Your buddy Dynamite is no longer allowed in here. |
1.0182 |
0.01835 |
55 |
54 |
1 |
0 |
7597 |
Make up your mind! Who's next? |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
7598 |
Which one of you wants to loose first? |
1.0161 |
0.01626 |
62 |
61 |
1 |
0 |
7599 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors— don't shoot! |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
7600 |
I really don't who pays your tab, but somebody's got to! |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
7601 |
No funny business--who's paying?! |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
7602 |
Just order your damn round, no arguments! |
1.0000 |
0.02667 |
38 |
38 |
0 |
0 |
7603 |
Today?! |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
7604 |
NO! Last time you were here you got drunk and trashed the place. |
1.0000 |
0.02198 |
46 |
46 |
0 |
0 |
7605 |
Let’s cut this short! |
1.0000 |
0.02151 |
47 |
47 |
0 |
0 |
7606 |
If you serve one more drink on the rocks,my old friends - scissors and paper are going to cut you . |
1.0000 |
0.02353 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
7607 |
I'm tired of your fights |
1.0000 |
0.02247 |
45 |
45 |
0 |
0 |
7608 |
You think you can just take a cut? Like I’ll give it away hand over fist |
1.0000 |
0.02020 |
50 |
50 |
0 |
0 |