Contest #881


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Listen you guys, I just went through this with Eenie, Meenie, Minie and Moe.” 1.7674 0.01847 1870 864 577 429
1 This place was so much nicer when you were a priest, a rabbi and an Irishman. 1.7290 0.01885 1819 901 510 408
2 Looks like you guys might need a hand. 1.7237 0.01986 1625 807 460 358
3 So if paper’s covering rock, who’s picking up the tab for scissors? 1.7190 0.01901 1630 773 542 315
4 No, paper doesn't cover rock unless paper is a twenty dollar bill. 1.7014 0.02132 1333 662 407 264
5 Why does everything always have to be a competition with you three? 1.6986 0.01879 1586 755 554 277
6 I know paper’s covering rock, but who’s paying for scissors? 1.6918 0.02403 983 477 332 174
7 Here, we draw straws. 1.6911 0.01808 1716 828 590 298
8 Pay up front. I know how this ends. 1.6797 0.01837 1717 860 547 310
9 Whaddaya mean, 'you can't decide'? 1.6756 0.02052 1347 671 442 234
10 From now on you’re all getting separate checks. 1.6683 0.01758 1845 933 591 321
11 We had a priest, a rabbi and a pastor in here last week. 1.6676 0.01835 1703 865 539 299
12 One of you is paying, and this time you’re drawing straws. 1.6581 0.02029 1287 636 455 196
13 Does paper also cover the check? 1.6581 0.01692 1901 953 645 303
14 3 whiskeys, neat. But they’re all on the rock. 1.6424 0.01852 1636 856 509 271
15 So paper covers rock, but not the tab? 1.6416 0.01764 1702 865 582 255
16 Nobody cares that you're famous. No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.6397 0.01872 2015 1205 331 479
17 What covers tab? 1.6306 0.02866 731 404 193 134
18 Time to pay your own tab, Rock...Paper's done covering you. 1.6296 0.01800 1590 813 553 224
19 So, should we flip a coin? 1.6280 0.02002 1301 671 443 187
20 So that'll be a Cutty Sark, Paper Plane and a scotch on the Rock? 1.6205 0.01950 1460 787 440 233
21 Bar breaks rock, Bar crumples paper, and Bar blunts scissors. Now, one of you, pay up. 1.6195 0.01977 1419 766 427 226
22 The only way we're gonna solve this is by flipping a coin. 1.6161 0.01966 1339 702 449 188
23 I've had it with you guys--I'm giving you separate checks. 1.6108 0.02364 997 547 291 159
24 Get out! Scissors is smashed, Paper is cut off, and Rock you never pay unless Paper covers you. 1.6083 0.02395 988 549 277 162
25 Not this time boys...we're flipping a coin today! 1.6033 0.02480 842 451 274 117
26 …or I could just split the bill three ways. 1.5978 0.02923 624 342 191 91
27 If only there was a way to choose who picks up the tab. 1.5917 0.02421 911 505 273 133
28 Can't you guys just flip a coin? 1.5897 0.03616 390 212 126 52
29 This is a fast-food joint. You guys'll hafta draw straws. 1.5871 0.02684 947 599 140 208
30 We settle things like men here, I declare a thumb war. 1.5851 0.02502 870 492 247 131
31 Frankly, the priest, minister, and rabbi were a lot more amusing. 1.5834 0.02585 857 498 218 141
32 Sorry. We’re under contract with Eeney, Meeney, Miney, & Moe. 1.5832 0.02484 859 481 255 123
33 OK, no service until I know who's paying. On count of 3! 1.5807 0.02537 799 443 248 108
34 No more alcohol. You’re stoned, looks like you’ve folded, and you can’t cut it. 1.5803 0.02777 841 523 148 170
35 I agree it makes more sense than caucuses, but it’s not in the constitution. 1.5782 0.02683 799 469 198 132
36 For the last time, I don’t care how you decide but one of you has to settle this tab! 1.5779 0.02508 796 438 256 102
37 Just once I'd like to see one of you guys pick up the check without making a huge production out of it. 1.5750 0.02622 807 468 214 125
38 You three are great at settling everything but your tab. 1.5729 0.02591 761 426 234 101
39 Look, fellas, this is a nice quiet place we got here, so no games, ok?" 1.5682 0.02548 718 389 250 79
40 If you can't make up your mind, flip a coin 1.5654 0.02658 711 400 220 91
41 You guys are in the wrong joke! 1.5632 0.02813 680 396 185 99
42 Whaddya mean ya can’t decide? 1.5610 0.02811 656 377 190 89
43 Do you guys need a minute to decide 1.5602 0.02725 673 381 207 85
44 For once guys, can’t you just agree on who is buying this round without all of the drama. 1.5595 0.02782 647 367 198 82
45 Still trying to figure out who will pay for the tab? 1.5590 0.02748 644 361 206 77
46 Sorry, but this here's an eeny meeny miny moe bar. 1.5587 0.02913 682 414 155 113
47 I'm gonna have to ask you gents to settle your differences outside. 1.5585 0.02950 573 325 176 72
48 I know who you are, but you still need to show me your IDs. 1.5581 0.02794 654 375 193 86
49 Three whiskeys...on the rock 1.5562 0.02894 649 384 169 96
50 I don’t care how you decide, but somebody’s gotta pay for those drinks! 1.5557 0.02841 619 353 188 78
51 Let me guess, loser buys the next round, right? 1.5545 0.02771 615 343 203 69
52 Sorry, only two specials left - you're going to have to work it out amongst yourselves. 1.5538 0.03578 455 279 100 76
53 Don't make me choose. 1.5512 0.02831 606 344 190 72
54 Beer beats wine. Wine beats tequila. Tequila beats beer.” 1.5506 0.03262 632 418 80 134
55 Look, I don't care how you work it out. Someone has to pay up. 1.5481 0.02999 551 317 166 68
56 I'm more of a 'one potato, two potato, three potato, four' kind of guy 1.5478 0.02833 586 330 191 65
57 I keep tellin’ ya, best I can do is a screwdriver. 1.5464 0.02984 560 324 166 70
58 You're too late, they flipped a coin. 1.5461 0.03018 575 340 156 79
59 Cash beats plastic. 1.5427 0.02981 597 357 156 84
60 If only there was an easy way to settle your bar tab. 1.5389 0.03103 527 311 148 68
61 You guys ain’t leaving this place until somebody explains to me why in the hell paper beats rock!?! 1.5388 0.03056 516 298 158 60
62 No more games. One of you needs to pay the damned tab already. 1.5371 0.03095 499 288 154 57
63 This time you’re getting separate checks. 1.5357 0.03319 588 390 81 117
64 Ironic that none of you have hands. 1.5329 0.03238 501 303 129 69
65 Look at you's, one at rock bottom, another two sheets to the wind, and this guy can't cut it. Get outta here! 1.5297 0.03437 489 310 99 80
66 Oh for chrissake, can't you just flip a coin? 1.5284 0.03303 528 335 107 86
67 Why don’t y’all just flip a coin? 1.5283 0.03157 513 309 137 67
68 No charge, Rock. Paper’s got you covered. 1.5275 0.03187 491 293 137 61
69 You guys will have to settle this outside. 1.5270 0.03129 463 266 150 47
70 In this bar, I’m the one who decides! 1.5258 0.03136 485 285 145 55
71 So Paper, you’re covering Rock’s tab? I couldn’t hear you because Scissors over here cut you off. 1.5255 0.03362 470 289 115 66
72 I’m not in the mood for any games tonight fellas. 1.5252 0.03219 457 268 138 51
73 Oh No! I’m not playing your little game again! 1.5243 0.03246 452 266 135 51
74 I don’t care if it’s a three way tie. One of you has to pay. 1.5243 0.03230 452 265 137 50
75 You're going to have to find a way to come to a decision. 1.5195 0.03249 437 256 135 46
76 there’s a joke here somewhere 1.5133 0.03404 413 248 118 47
77 After all that now you want separate checks?” 1.5080 0.03441 439 275 105 59
78 Enough with your rocky stares, paper-thin excuses, and cutting remarks! 1.5079 0.05338 189 120 42 27
79 You three ain't exactly a priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer. 1.5075 0.03592 400 250 97 53
80 Hmm, if only there were some way to decide who to serve first. 1.5072 0.03471 416 257 107 52
81 Okay, guys, on the count of three…… who’s paying for this round? 1.5038 0.04203 266 161 76 29
82 Look, I don't care who orders first. 1.5028 0.03461 362 213 116 33
83 Are you guys gonna make a decision or what? 1.5027 0.03471 370 220 114 36
84 I'm gonna ask you to settle this outside. 1.5014 0.03527 365 219 109 37
85 You guys figure it out. 1.5000 0.03765 328 199 94 35
86 I know Paper covers Rock, but who’s paying for you, Scissors? 1.5000 0.03813 400 266 68 66
87 I'm sure you can find a way to work it out yourselves. 1.4987 0.03664 377 237 92 48
88 It’s not my fault that it’s on the rocks every time! 1.4986 0.03634 359 220 99 40
89 Not again. This time you get separate checks. 1.4976 0.03578 422 273 88 61
90 I need to know NOW who’s picking up the tab. 1.4973 0.03569 368 225 103 40
91 I don't care how you figure it out, but who's going to pay for your drinks? 1.4972 0.03429 360 212 117 31
92 I don’t care who you are - I am NOT playing you for the bill. 1.4957 0.03636 347 211 100 36
93 Paper covers Rock, it's always been that way, now pay your bill. 1.4943 0.03807 348 220 84 44
94 Frankly, it's none of your business whether Eeeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe were here earlier. 1.4935 0.03695 383 246 85 52
95 You want a screwdriver? That makes things even more confusing. 1.4928 0.03771 347 218 87 42
96 Three margaritas on the Rock, please! 1.4891 0.03695 321 194 97 30
97 This is a singles bar. The pair of scissors has to go. 1.4891 0.03941 366 245 63 58
98 Who let you out of the Supreme Court Building?! 1.4883 0.03750 383 251 77 55
99 Obviously, there's one way we can't settle this. 1.4881 0.03746 336 209 90 37
100 Rock, paper, scissors, my ass. Cash only! 1.4875 0.03697 359 227 89 43
101 No, this time you guys are going to settle it BEFORE I pour the first round. 1.4866 0.03661 372 237 89 46
102 Do you really think that a Screwdriver is going to help the situation? 1.4857 0.03875 350 228 74 48
103 So … whose first? 1.4848 0.03796 330 207 86 37
104 I don't care how you decide, someone's got to pick up the tab. 1.4840 0.04471 250 160 59 31
105 Okay, I give up. Which one’s the Rabbi? 1.4839 0.04018 341 227 63 51
106 I don't give a damn how you work it out, but someone has to pay. 1.4830 0.03831 323 203 84 36
107 I could flip a coin if that would help. 1.4812 0.03557 345 211 102 32
108 I told you, I’m tired of playing games! 1.4810 0.03735 316 194 92 30
109 Have you tried flipping a coin? 1.4807 0.03713 337 211 90 36
110 Look, pal, I don't care whose turn it is. Just flip a coin already. 1.4806 0.03703 310 188 95 27
111 Oh yes, it's true. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe used to come in here all the time. 1.4788 0.03869 307 192 83 32
112 Paper, are you covering this? 1.4780 0.03751 341 217 85 39
113 How come every time you guys settle up somebody has to get hurt? 1.4780 0.03773 341 218 83 40
114 Rock, Paper's got you covered, but, Scissors, you're cut off! 1.4773 0.03685 352 224 88 40
115 First decide who’s paying the tab- it didn’t go well the last time. 1.4770 0.03696 304 184 95 25
116 No dice. 1.4765 0.03982 298 189 76 33
117 Sorry fellas - we just flip coins around here. 1.4765 0.03762 319 199 88 32
118 What, the priest and the rabbi couldn’t settle this? 1.4765 0.03941 319 206 74 39
119 I’ve got a bat back here that beats all of you! 1.4763 0.03912 338 222 71 45
120 Have you decided? 1.4747 0.03787 297 182 89 26
121 Maybe this time you three should just do separate checks. 1.4747 0.04104 297 193 67 37
122 This is Happy Hour. Unresolved Conflict hour doesn't start til 7 . 1.4738 0.03911 325 211 74 40
123 You guys work it out. 1.4737 0.04086 304 199 66 39
124 Just Decide. 1.4719 0.03726 320 200 89 31
125 I don’t care if it was a three way tie, someone’s gotta pay up 1.4710 0.03883 293 183 82 28
126 All right, best out of three buys a round. 1.4708 0.03841 291 180 85 26
127 You three are indecisive? Oh the irony. 1.4708 0.04071 308 203 65 40
128 You could always draw straws 1.4704 0.03703 338 215 87 36
129 Settle it amongst yourselves, boys. 1.4701 0.03863 268 162 86 20
130 I can figure out who the rabbi is but who's the priest and who's the minister ? 1.4698 0.04009 298 192 72 34
131 Lemme guess: Paper's gonna cover it? 1.4698 0.04157 281 182 66 33
132 How do you want to settle the bill? 1.4677 0.03973 310 202 71 37
133 Unless papers got enough to cover scissors too, you all are outta here. 1.4671 0.04011 289 185 73 31
134 Paper covers tab. 1.4664 0.03893 298 189 79 30
135 I know what you're thinking-but actually we're gonna split the bill three ways 1.4660 0.03709 309 192 90 27
136 Enough of your games! Who's paying the tab? 1.4653 0.03846 303 192 81 30
137 I don't care HOW you decide, as long as this tab gets settled. 1.4652 0.04052 273 173 73 27
138 Statistically speaking, you’re all losers. 1.4649 0.04162 299 200 59 40
139 Heads - I win. Tails - you lose. You guys got a better idea? 1.4643 0.04074 280 180 70 30
140 What do you mean you can’t decide who is paying? 1.4620 0.03902 303 195 76 32
141 Well, I don’t think I need to point out which one of you is going to get smashed tonight, who will be cut off for being a lightweight, and which one will hit rock bottom. 1.4618 0.03921 301 194 75 32
142 “So a separate tab for Scissors, but Paper covers Rock?” 1.4615 0.04340 273 183 54 36
143 Just flip a coin, dammit! 1.4613 0.04172 271 176 65 30
144 Before I serve any of ya, you'd better decide who's gonna pay the tab. 1.4613 0.04039 271 172 73 26
145 Yeah, well, plastic beats all three of you—now pay up! 1.4610 0.04171 308 210 54 44
146 You guys still haven’t figured out how to decide who pays? 1.4604 0.04188 278 183 62 33
147 I can't put it on the card, he left 5 minutes ago. 1.4604 0.04341 265 176 56 33
148 Get outta here. The last time I saw this scam, NOBODY paid. 1.4588 0.04019 279 179 72 28
149 No, I will not give you a free drink if I lose. 1.4586 0.04127 266 171 68 27
150 Let me guess how you decide who picks up the tab. 1.4572 0.03749 304 192 85 27
151 Enough allright, it was best out of three. Time to pay up rock. 1.4570 0.04170 256 164 67 25
152 Let me guess, AI took your jobs too? 1.4563 0.04559 263 182 42 39
153 On top of the obvious conflict before me, I have realized none of you can pick up a shot glass. 1.4556 0.04437 270 185 47 38
154 Why don’t you take turns paying instead of going through that stupid routine every day? 1.4552 0.04057 290 191 66 33
155 I don’t care who covers whom — just pay your damn tab. 1.4545 0.04060 275 178 69 28
156 You just missed Eenie, Meanie, Mynie and Moe. 1.4545 0.04220 275 183 59 33
157 Don't make me guess who's buying the first round. 1.4538 0.04086 260 166 70 24
158 Surely there must be SOME WAY you guys decide who pays! 1.4535 0.04072 258 164 71 23
159 Okay, which one of you wise guys ordered the screwdriver? 1.4527 0.04298 296 206 46 44
160 Can't you just flip a coin? 1.4516 0.04188 248 159 66 23
161 Bartender beats rock, paper and scissors. 1.4502 0.04328 271 184 52 35
162 I don't care if everyone on earth knows who you are, I still need to see IDs. 1.4491 0.04270 265 177 57 31
163 Forget it--you guys pay for your drinks just like everybody else! 1.4486 0.04126 243 154 69 20
164 Pay up Scissors, Paper covered Rock. 1.4473 0.04406 237 156 56 25
165 Last call. Who's paying? 1.4465 0.04066 271 177 67 27
166 You in the middle...you gonna cover this? 1.4461 0.04019 269 174 70 25
167 All right you guys, take your argument outside. 1.4461 0.03914 269 171 76 22
168 Ok, so who is ordering first? 1.4458 0.04285 240 156 61 23
169 Why does it aways have to be, "on the rocks?" 1.4454 0.04269 238 154 62 22
170 I don't go through this again with you guys, who's paying? 1.4444 0.04235 234 150 64 20
171 Who’s gonna pay? 1.4436 0.04222 266 178 58 30
172 1.4435 0.04983 230 165 28 37
173 Yeah yeah, best two outta three, best three outta five, somebody’s still covering these drinks. 1.4426 0.04178 235 150 66 19
174 I’ll just split the bill three ways. 1.4418 0.04052 249 159 70 20
175 Listen, I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay... 1.4415 0.04366 265 182 49 34
176 Would you guys make a decision already? 1.4413 0.03990 281 185 68 28
177 I can't serve you guys any more tonight. You're stoned, you're three sheets to the wind, and you're half-cut. 1.4411 0.04489 263 184 42 37
178 C'mon guys, just DECIDE! Jeez. 1.4410 0.04208 229 146 65 18
179 You’re in the wrong joke. 1.4409 0.04439 254 174 48 32
180 You guys again? You must be making money hand over fist. 1.4400 0.04259 225 144 63 18
181 Just my luck… one who’s stoned, one who looks plastered, and one who’s a cut up. 1.4400 0.04660 225 153 45 27
182 Two out of three. 1.4395 0.04379 223 145 58 20
183 Shall we just say ‘bartenders choice’ and call it a day? 1.4395 0.04238 223 142 64 17
184 I'm going to have to ask you fellas to leave. We are strictly a coin toss establishment. 1.4391 0.04371 230 151 57 22
185 Two-out-of-three. I don't have all day. 1.4389 0.04092 262 172 65 25
186 Look, it sounds like you guys should have settled this before you came in here... 1.4388 0.04194 237 153 64 20
187 Too late— happy hour ended while you were trying to decide. 1.4386 0.05315 171 116 35 20
188 Ever hear of flipping a coin? 1.4385 0.04309 244 162 57 25
189 I run a respectable place here...nobody beats nobody...got it? 1.4385 0.04348 244 163 55 26
190 Look, I only have one bottle of beer left. Is there a way you can settle who gets it? 1.4382 0.04221 251 166 60 25
191 Cash up front. Each pays their own. No ‘best two of three’. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
192 The place you're looking for is down the street... this is Eeny Meeny Miny Moe's. 1.4364 0.04574 236 162 45 29
193 Oh yeah? here's your choice.. fist, club or a bucket of ice water 1.4364 0.04513 220 146 52 22
194 That's enough! I’ll settle this: eeny meeny miny mo... 1.4356 0.04162 225 143 66 16
195 Okay fellas...who's buying? 1.4350 0.04139 223 141 67 15
196 Do you want it cut, wrapped or smashed? 1.4348 0.04269 253 170 56 27
197 I’m counting to three, then I’m throwing one of you out. 1.4336 0.04579 256 182 37 37
198 First, I had to deal with a priest, a rabbi, and an imam. Now, it's you three! 1.4335 0.04370 233 155 55 23
199 Come on guys, make up your mind! 1.4332 0.04461 217 143 54 20
200 Nice to see you three finally getting along. 1.4332 0.04413 217 142 56 19
201 I have a better idea. How about we flip a coin? 1.4327 0.04557 245 171 42 32
202 It’s on the rock, but we’ll take it neat. 1.4326 0.04539 215 143 51 21
203 Sorry, this is an odds or evens bar only. 1.4318 0.04321 220 143 59 18
204 Well, Paper, they said you're gonna cover it. 1.4318 0.04510 220 147 51 22
205 Alright boys, shoot. 1.4318 0.04646 220 150 45 25
206 No games. Separate checks or no food. 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
207 My bar, my rules. You don't show on 3. It's 1, 2, 3, then show! 1.4313 0.04745 211 144 43 24
208 So paper covers rock...who is covering scissors' tab? 1.4310 0.04252 232 152 60 20
209 Please, flip a coin. 1.4304 0.04494 230 156 49 25
210 Separate bills? 1.4303 0.04140 251 166 62 23
211 I need a decision fellas 1.4299 0.04504 214 142 52 20
212 Why don't you flip a coin? 1.4298 0.04169 235 153 63 19
213 I don’t care how you decide, but one of you has gotta pay. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
214 Gee, if there was only some way to decide who gets to order first. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
215 The priest, the rabbi, and the minister just left. 1.4286 0.04625 224 154 44 26
216 Hurry it up, you guys. The giant quarter at the end of the bar says she’ll flip the winner for the next round. 1.4279 0.04289 215 139 60 16
217 Is this a joke?" 1.4273 0.04621 227 157 43 27
218 C'mon guys, make a decision. 1.4273 0.04460 220 147 52 21
219 So, how’d it go at the Supreme Court this time? 1.4267 0.04421 232 157 51 24
220 Shall we flip a coin? 1.4266 0.04536 218 147 49 22
221 When you say on the rocks, does that mean he’s paying for it? 1.4262 0.04301 244 165 54 25
222 Listen you guys, I don’t care how you figure it out… someone owes me $37.50. 1.4260 0.04639 223 154 43 26
223 Everyone knows rock covers paper but I want to know who's covering this bar tab? 1.4258 0.04424 209 137 55 17
224 So who's gonna cover the tab? 1.4258 0.04372 209 136 57 16
225 I'll choose for you. 1.4257 0.04199 249 167 58 24
226 Enough with the games. Who’s settling up? 1.4255 0.04253 235 156 58 21
227 Did you guys come in here to drink or play games? 1.4240 0.04502 217 146 50 21
228 So how did you guys decide to come here? 1.4237 0.04405 236 161 50 25
229 I don't care if you're a rock, paper or scissors. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.4225 0.04513 213 143 50 20
230 It’s time that you guys stopped playing games and pay your tab. 1.4223 0.04359 206 134 57 15
231 YOU three decide who orders first! 1.4221 0.04350 199 128 58 13
232 You’re going to need a different way to settle up here. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
233 You three again. Let me guess, you want it over rocks, you want it with a napkin and you want it with a slice. 1.4215 0.04412 223 150 52 21
234 Alright, but which one of you is the rabbi? 1.4213 0.05039 197 139 33 25
235 I need to see everyone’s I.D 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
236 I don't suppose you've figured out who's paying? 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
237 Pay first! The last time I ended up owing you money. 1.4200 0.04614 200 134 48 18
238 Can I make a suggestion? How about you guys just running a tab instead of going through this every time? 1.4196 0.04487 224 153 48 23
239 What do you mean? You don't know how to decide? 1.4195 0.04739 205 141 42 22
240 You really want it on the rocks in a paper cup with sliced limes? 1.4195 0.04443 236 163 47 26
241 Let me guess: Cutty on the rocks with a paper chaser! 1.4190 0.04986 210 151 30 29
242 Enough Already, You've had more than three chances. One of you is going to have to pay! 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
243 NOTHING beats an ice-cold beer. 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
244 I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay for the drinks. 1.4183 0.04882 208 147 35 26
245 Why is everything a competition with you three? 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
246 I don't care HOW you decide -one of youse guys is pay'n this tab! 1.4167 0.04917 192 133 38 21
247 Listen, I don't care who was next. Find a way to figure it out and let me know. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
248 Not in my bar. You three can’t even get along when you’re sober! 1.4167 0.04157 228 150 61 17
249 No way am I making you guys a 'Screwdriver'! 1.4163 0.04564 233 164 41 28
250 Would you guys make your mind up already? 1.4162 0.04314 197 127 58 12
251 I know your game…but who’s gonna cover the tab???? 1.4158 0.04605 190 126 49 15
252 No, I do not ‘fancy a game of chance in lieu of cash’. 1.4149 0.04759 188 127 44 17
253 Ok, on three… 1.4146 0.04312 205 134 57 14
254 Last time: no shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4145 0.04384 234 161 49 24
255 Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo? Sorry, ya just missed ‘em. 1.4143 0.04796 210 148 37 25
256 You're all getting SEPARATE bills! 1.4143 0.04451 210 141 51 18
257 Guessing the loser buys this round? 1.4140 0.04666 215 150 41 24
258 So you’re telling me if I don’t serve you, I’ll get crushed, crumpled, or cut up? 1.4133 0.04619 196 132 47 17
259 I hope you’re funnier than those three wiseass clergymen who just left 1.4131 0.04602 213 147 44 22
260 Finally! "A priest, a rabbi and a minister..." was becoming so cliche. 1.4129 0.04854 201 141 37 23
261 So everything’s on the rock’s? 1.4120 0.04601 216 150 43 23
262 Seriously? You're going to draw straws to see who's buying? 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
263 Well, one of you's gotta start a tab. So draw straws or something. 1.4118 0.04698 204 141 42 21
264 What will you have,Rock? Paper has you covered. 1.4112 0.04726 214 151 38 25
265 Need a hand? 1.4112 0.04820 197 137 39 21
266 Who gets the check? 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
267 Why not just use a quarter!? 1.4107 0.04389 224 153 50 21
268 Sorry, but cash beats rock, paper and scissors. 1.4103 0.04632 195 132 46 17
269 Sorry fellas but I only serve priests, rabbis and imams. 1.4103 0.04855 195 136 38 21
270 Nope, not doing it. 1.4099 0.04276 222 149 55 18
271 So... how do you guys decide who's going to pay? 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
272 I need a decision guys 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
273 Are you going to order something or just keep playing games? 1.4091 0.04746 198 137 41 20
274 I’m more of a heads or tails type of guy. 1.4085 0.04401 213 144 51 18
275 I’m assuming Paper and Scissors don’t want their drinks on the rocks. 1.4085 0.04598 213 148 43 22
276 Flip a coin if you can't decide. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
277 Did you say "It's on Rock," or "On the rocks?" 1.4078 0.04610 206 142 44 20
278 I don’t care if paper covers rock, I need one of you to cover this tab! 1.4078 0.04661 206 143 42 21
279 Who's buying this round? 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
280 'Tails." 1.4069 0.04545 231 164 40 27
281 Why does this feel like the start to a bad joke? 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
282 Have you figured out who's paying yet? 1.4065 0.04532 214 148 45 21
283 Well, someone's got to pay the tab, so you better figure out a way to settle it between the three of you. 1.4061 0.04243 197 128 58 11
284 Just take it outside 1.4045 0.04440 220 152 47 21
285 Wouldn't it be easier to just flip a coin? 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
286 Listen, the coins will be here soon, and they will flip if they see you guys here! 1.4038 0.04821 208 149 34 25
287 Well there’s got to be a way to settle this! 1.4038 0.04624 208 145 42 21
288 Face it, you’re all losers. 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
289 Somebody’s gotta pay the cover—how about you, paper? 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
290 So, who’s payin’? 1.4022 0.04853 179 123 40 16
291 Lemme guess. You haven't decided who's paying. 1.4021 0.04904 189 133 36 20
292 Alright who's payin'? 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
293 Drinking will not solve this for you. 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
294 Okay Rock you pay for Scissors, Scissors you pay for Paper, and Paper you cover Rock! 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
295 You guys decide yet? 1.4000 0.04313 215 146 52 17
296 Do you always line up in this order? 1.4000 0.04483 200 136 48 16
297 Can't decide? How 'bout you just flip a coin? 1.4000 0.04831 180 124 40 16
298 OK, one more drink...but NO MORE GAMES! 1.4000 0.04462 215 149 46 20
299 How about paper covers bar tab? 1.4000 0.04622 195 134 44 17
300 Here's my plan. Come November, you guys replace the Electoral College. 1.4000 0.05061 175 123 34 18
301 Gentleman, I don’t think drinking is going to solve your differences. 1.4000 0.04845 195 138 36 21
302 You're in a no-win situation. 1.3989 0.04743 188 130 41 17
303 I’ll let you determine who orders first. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
304 You guys fight every time you come in here. 1.3978 0.04717 186 128 42 16
305 No, ‘on the rocks,’ isn’t me choosing sides…. 1.3978 0.04717 186 128 42 16
306 Still deciding? 1.3978 0.04655 186 127 44 15
307 Okay, so who am I serving first? 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
308 You need to settle this amongst yourselves 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
309 I dunno, YOU decide who goes first! 1.3968 0.04840 189 133 37 19
310 I'm not gonna wait all day while you figure out who goes first. 1.3967 0.04814 184 128 39 17
311 So...which one of you is going to order first? 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
312 That’s enough! From now on, all disputes will be settled by an arm wrestling match with me. 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
313 Listen, like I just told that rabbi, priest, and nun: I don't serve no punchlines! 1.3958 0.04784 192 135 38 19
314 I don't care who beats who. I asked who's paying the tab. 1.3958 0.04896 192 137 34 21
315 You are hands down my worst three customers. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
316 Which one of you is paying the tab? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
317 Ok, Scotch on the Rocks, White Russian, Cutty Sark coming right up! 1.3950 0.04643 200 140 41 19
318 Funny you should ask...a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister were just in here looking for you. 1.3936 0.04796 188 132 38 18
319 Take it out back! 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
320 Bartender kicks all your asses. 1.3929 0.05409 168 123 24 21
321 This time toss a coin to see who pays. It's so much easier and less messy. 1.3913 0.04808 184 129 38 17
322 Hey sorry guys, easy mistake to make right? it’s just you’re always together. I naturally assumed you were a throuple. 1.3913 0.04920 161 110 39 12
323 You know the rules. No one's getting a drink until we go best two out of three. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
324 I just can't win with you guys. 1.3906 0.04603 192 133 43 16
325 I know paper covers rock, but which one of you is gonna cover the tab? 1.3904 0.04566 187 128 45 14
326 I don't care who picks up the tab. Find some way to figure it out! 1.3902 0.04229 205 138 54 13
327 No I don't have a coin you can flip. 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
328 Guess what, bartender beats all of you if you don’t pay up 1.3889 0.05007 180 129 32 19
329 You three. No more shots. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
330 So who wants to start? 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
331 No drinks until you decide who pays! 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
332 Well, how will we decide? 1.3880 0.04822 183 129 37 17
333 I was told paper covered rock 1.3880 0.04945 183 131 33 19
334 Dammit...stop arguing and just flip a coin! 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
335 No more for you scissors. Rock says your getting smashed. 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
336 Ok,Sure,You’re All Timeless. I’m still gonna have to see some I.D. 1.3874 0.04616 191 133 42 16
337 I don't care who won, it's still "No shirt. No shoes. No service". 1.3869 0.04758 199 143 35 21
338 Don't make me count to three. 1.3867 0.04922 181 129 34 18
339 I don't care who beats who? Who's paying the check. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
340 This isn't a game, I need to see some ID... 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
341 I don't care if you're Meeny, Miny, & Moe, I'm still gonna need to see some I.D. 1.3862 0.04649 189 132 41 16
342 Cutty Sark, on the rocks, in a paper cup? 1.3860 0.05392 171 127 22 22
343 I'm not playing you for free drinks again!" "Now scram! 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
344 Just one round or two out of three? 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
345 And you want me to flip a coin? 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
346 You guys here for game night? 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
347 Oh no you don't. This time I want cash up front. 1.3842 0.05064 177 128 30 19
348 Paper will be covering the tab 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
349 I remember you guys. This time, it's SEPARATE checks! 1.3833 0.04810 180 127 37 16
350 I assume your friend in the middle is aware that there's a cover charge. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
351 I’ve had enough of your silly games for one night. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
352 Let me guess: Your friend in the middle is covering? 1.3831 0.04503 201 141 43 17
353 Well, if it isn't diversity, equity and inclusion!" 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
354 Yeah, yeah...so now you're Boulder, Papyrus, and Shears, but whadda drinkin'? 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
355 It's bad enough that none of you can hold your liquor, but you idiots can't even hold a glass. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
356 If you’re drinking buddies the game is dead. 1.3824 0.05215 170 124 27 19
357 I don't care how you decide. Somebody needs to pay the tab. 1.3820 0.04781 178 125 38 15
358 No, 'paper' does not cover 'tab'. 1.3820 0.04847 178 126 36 16
359 Fine. On the rocks it is. 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
360 The deal here is drunk beats buzzed, buzzed beats sober, sober beats drunk. 1.3812 0.05099 181 133 27 21
361 I don’t care how you decide, but somebody’s got to pay the tab 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
362 Yeah? Well, guess what. A scotch beats all of you. 1.3807 0.04885 176 125 35 16
363 It’s not that kind of Game Night! 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
364 Let me see if I’ve got this straight. Paper pays for Scissors; Scissors pays for Rock; and Rock pays for Paper? 1.3804 0.04793 184 131 36 17
365 Tonight is karaoke night. Game night is tomorrow! 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
366 Well, you don’t look like a minister, a priest and a rabbi to me. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
367 Alright then, I’m gonna give you to the count of three. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
368 Just so we’re clear, no one beats anyone in here. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
369 No, no, no, not in here. Take it outside fellas. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
370 Let me take a wild guess how you three will decide who pays for drinks. 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
371 Which one of you beats vodka? 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
372 I am so sick of watching you guys fight over who pays the tab. 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
373 Is it always this hard to decide who pays the bill? 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
374 I ain’t pouring until I know which of you three is going to pay! 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
375 I know you said paper covers rock, but I’m still going to need a credit card for the tab. 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
376 I'm gonna need you fellas to take this outside. 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
377 I really don’t care who you three are.You could be the the three musketeers,or the three stooges. I am not playing your game.Now pay your bills!!! 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
378 What do you mean you can't decide? 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
379 You guys do this every time, just split the bill three ways! 1.3787 0.05233 169 124 26 19
380 If I need to get Eeny Meeny and his boys from the kitchen, you ain't gonna like the result. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
381 Just make a decision already. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
382 Have you guys finally decided who is going to pay? 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
383 Let me guess, Cutty Sark on the rocks in a Dixie Cup? 1.3780 0.04990 164 116 34 14
384 Which one of you is the Rabbi? 1.3779 0.04963 172 123 33 16
385 So let me guess: a Rolling Rock, a Paper Plane, and a Bloody Caesar. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
386 What can I get you three losers? 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
387 Until I see some hands, nobody gets a drink. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
388 Okay, so paper will cover rock, but who's going to pay for this other deadbeat? 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
389 Take your arguments somewhere else! 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
390 Oh for god’s sake, just flip a coin! 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
391 A rock, a sheet of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar… 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
392 Enough! I'm splitting it 3 ways 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
393 OK. I'm wrapping it up and cutting you off before you get smashed! 1.3757 0.05139 173 127 27 19
394 Could you three BE more indecisive? 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
395 I think it's time for yous guys to figure out who's paying the tab! 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
396 Separate tabs, am I right? 1.3742 0.04445 163 109 47 7
397 I'm sick and tired of all your games. Just have a drink and agree to disagree. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
398 You guys want to flip a coin to decide who pays for this round? 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
399 I gotta have a credit card upfront. I don't want any arguments later over who pays. 1.3728 0.04948 169 121 33 15
400 I don’t have all night. Just decide who’s buying. 1.3728 0.04948 169 121 33 15
401 How 'bout we play a little game I call Gravel-Confetti-Recycled Metal? 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
402 Look, no service until you decide which one of you is going to pay! 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
403 Look, I don't care who pays, but you guys need to figure it out! 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
404 Well, bartender breaks scissors, rips paper, and tosses rocks into the dumpster, so pay your tab! 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
405 Cash up front this time. I'm not playing that game again! 1.3716 0.05044 183 136 26 21
406 No tab for you three, your pals Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe just stiffed me for fifty bucks 1.3711 0.05468 159 119 21 19
407 Why am I always the bartender in these jokes? 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
408 I’m giving you ‘til the count of three. 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
409 This can’t go on all night like the last time. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
410 I told you already! Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe left an hour ago. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
411 How about we draw straws to get the tab paid, boys?" 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
412 Not again with your little game. Just pay up. 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
413 When you say "on the rocks," do you mean you're buying? 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
414 Look, you guys each pay for your own drinks. I’m not going through that again. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
415 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you three walk into mine 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
416 No, I haven’t seen Eenie or Meenie, but Mo stopped in this morning. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
417 Well, then, who's going to cover your tab? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
418 Get out or I will kick you out And if you don’t think I mean it just ask the priest and the rabbi! 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
419 For the last time guys, cider drinks mead, mead guzzles sake, sake gulps cider! Why is it so hard for you guys to remember that? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
420 And how are you going to decide who pays for the drinks? 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
421 I know you want to split it scissors but paper wants to cover the tab 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
422 Paper, Scissors says the drinks are on the Rock. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
423 So, who's ordering first? 1.3684 0.05239 171 128 23 20
424 And bartender beats all three! 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
425 It starts out like a joke but somebody always ends up getting hurt. 1.3675 0.05148 166 122 27 17
426 So which one of you is going to cover the bill. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
427 Hey, Thumb War was in here looking for you guys last night. 1.3670 0.04700 188 136 35 17
428 I don't care how many rounds you play, somebody's paying for these drinks and they're paying for them now! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
429 Somebody’s gotta pay up — I don’t care how you decide, just choose already. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
430 I suppose you want yours on the rocks. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
431 I don’t care who started it. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
432 First a horse, then a rabbi and a priest, now you three...is this some sort of joke? 1.3660 0.05307 153 112 26 15
433 Tap the Split Check button on the right of the screen. It’ll save you all a lot of trouble, believe me. 1.3660 0.05467 153 114 22 17
434 How do you want to settle this? 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
435 Absolutely not. You always hit rock bottom, you’re constantly 3 sheets to the wind, and I’ve already cut you off—tonight vodka won. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
436 First I get a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. Now you guys? 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
437 I don't care how you sort it out, but one of you has to cover the tab. 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
438 The manager at Chipotle's warned me about you three. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
439 I’ll give you three a minute to figure out who’s buying 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
440 Got it. On the rocks, cut with a little water... who covers the tab? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
441 OK, OK, Just make a decision. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
442 All right you guys,who’s first? 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
443 I'm pretty sure you three can figure out who should pay the bill. 1.3646 0.04699 181 130 36 15
444 Okay, which one of you jokers ordered the screwdriver? 1.3643 0.05754 140 105 19 16
445 I knew this day would come. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
446 Three margaritas, on the rock. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
447 I just got rid of the priest, the rabbi, and the minister so don't push your luck 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
448 Better take it outside, boys. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
449 Tell me your orders on the count of three. 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
450 No childish games here, understand? 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
451 On the rocks I can do, but on paper and on scissors could get a little complicated. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
452 So, how're you going to decide who's paying? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
453 . Just flip a coin, will you! 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
454 This is the part of the interview where I ask about your strengths and your weaknesses. 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
455 Lemme guess, you can’t decide what to have. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
456 Everyone order on the count of three 1.3613 0.05328 155 115 24 16
457 Wouldn't drawing straws be more practical? 1.3608 0.04347 194 137 44 13
458 So, which one of you is first? 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
459 Take it outside, boys 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
460 Just split it three ways. 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
461 Seriously? You can’t decide who gets to go first? 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
462 Listen, I give my customers what they want. Rock, Paper, Scissors Night is now Pickle Ball Night !" 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
463 Will this be on one check? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
464 Well, what’ll it be? 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
465 One of you needs to give me a credit card. Decide however you want. 1.3595 0.04693 153 106 39 8
466 No shoots, no shirt, no service. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
467 Crowbar beats y'all if you don't pay your tab. 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
468 Rock, paper, scissors, FIST! 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
469 Listen, Rock. Scissors wants to cut you off, but Paper will cover you. 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
470 OK, one at a time- who’s first? 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
471 No, I don't want to go again. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
472 I settle the arguments in this place, not you. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
473 Is this the joke now?What happened to the priest, minister, and rabbi? 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
474 Nah, you guys gotta sort this out yourselves. You’ll find a way. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
475 It's always a competition with you three. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
476 You’re going to have to settle this outside. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
477 You guys need to figure out a way to decide who pays the bar tab! 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
478 You think this is the weirdest thing I've seen in a bar? Please. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
479 Typically we only serve priests, rabbis, and ministers 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
480 I think you guys already know how to decide who buys the next round; I just think you're too proud to say it. 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
481 I’m sorry, but I think you’re in the wrong joke 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
482 Let me remind you, I’m the decider. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
483 I don’t care how you decide, just tell me what you’re ordering! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
484 Look guys, we've been through this before. Cash or credit cards. Period. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
485 Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your game. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
486 How ‘bout we just flip a coin. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
487 Don't even think about another round. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
488 Ok,who’s next? 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
489 Yes, I’ve known you since I was a kid, but I still need to see some IDs. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
490 Right now, all I want to know is how you got up on those stools. 1.3540 0.05169 161 120 25 16
491 I don’t care how you decide, one of you has to pay. 1.3540 0.05243 161 121 23 17
492 Oh great, here come ‘stoned’, ‘sheet-faced’’ and ‘ripped’, wanting to be over served.” 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
493 Well, you can’t ALL be losers, right? 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
494 I don’t want any trouble from you. Last time, Rock got Scissors smashed, then Scissors cut Paper. And then Paper covered for Rock! 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
495 I prefer Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
496 Okay guys, take it outside. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
497 I'm not going to give the check to Scissors this time. 1.3533 0.05279 150 111 25 14
498 So which is it? 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
499 My place, my rules. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
500 Settle this between yourselves. 1.3529 0.04070 204 143 50 11
501 No drinks until you've decided who's paying. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
502 Vodka drowns rock. 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
503 Look buddy, you gonna order or are you just gonna play games all day? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
504 Well, one of you is going to pay. So you figure it out. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
505 Okay... Who wants to order first? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
506 Let me be clear fellas, the only paper that covers the cost of a drink is cash. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
507 This looks like the beginning of a joke. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
508 Every time? 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
509 Jeez… First a priest, a rabbi and a pastor come in. Then you guys. What gives. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
510 Take your disputes elsewhere, , this is an Eeny, meeny, miny, moe bar! 1.3515 0.05072 165 123 26 16
511 Look, I’m not playing this game again! You’re looking rocky, you’re three sheets to the wind & I”m about to cut you off!” 1.3514 0.05412 148 111 22 15
512 What do you mean you want me to settle an argument for you? 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
513 We don't do separate checks. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
514 Guys! Smartphones, Siri, AI…that’s how people decide things now. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
515 If you can't pay, then Paper covers Rock. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
516 Just pick one already. We don't have all day. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
517 There’s a dress code here. It’s usually a tie 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
518 I'm sick of you coming here to settle your differences. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
519 I don't care who wins, you're all paying! 1.3500 0.05546 140 105 21 14
520 I know. I know. But I still need to see ID. 1.3500 0.04689 200 151 28 21
521 "You can stay as long as Scissors doesn't get smashed." 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
522 Cash upfront, and no games. 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
523 We only serve winners here! 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
524 Next round is courtesy of Tic, Tac, and Toe at the back table. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
525 How 'bout we flip a coin? 1.3492 0.04654 189 140 32 17
526 I can’t stand here all day. You need to make a decision. 1.3491 0.05187 169 129 21 19
527 I can make it on the rocks, but that's it. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
528 No, I only take cash, not chances.! 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
529 Dammit, if you guys can’t settle this right now, I’m calling up the Magic 8 Ball! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
530 Paper can’t cover you every time, Rock. 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
531 Im tired of playing games with you three. Someone needs to settle this tab. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
532 C’mon already. Someone’s gotta order first. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
533 I gotta little game for you wiseguys. It's called sledgehammer, shredder and recycle bin. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
534 Uh-uh, not this time...cash up front. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
535 Sorry, I was expecting a priest, a rabbi, and a minister." 1.3481 0.05814 158 127 7 24
536 Look, somebody has to pay the tab, I don't care how you decide. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
537 Guys you're gonna have to make a decision. Just flip a coin or SOMETHING! 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
538 You know, everything's just a big game with you guys. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
539 C’mon! Make up your mind! 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
540 Ok, guys. Just let me know when you decide who's going to pay this time. 1.3475 0.05603 141 107 19 15
541 I have only one drink left, who's the lucky one? 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
542 I don't care how old the game is, I still need to see your IDs. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
543 Paper beat you here so I’m assuming drinks are on the rock? 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
544 The fourth in your party better be Visa Card! 1.3472 0.05336 144 107 24 13
545 So, what's it like being between a rock and a sharp place? 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
546 Guys. Figure it out already. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
547 Have you decided what to order or should I flip a coin? 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
548 What happened to Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo? 1.3469 0.05431 147 111 21 15
549 Which one of you is picking up the tab? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
550 And just what makes you think you can just come into my bar and play games? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
551 Figure out who's paying and THEN you get served.... 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
552 Rusts scissors, dissolves paper, erodes rock. Beer wins. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
553 I don't care who covers what or who cuts who. As long as one of you pays the tab.... 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
554 You need to me be more specific than, 'something on the rocks, something on a coaster and something with cut fruit.' 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
555 None of this “best 2 outta 3” business… bar’s closing. Time to pay up, boys! 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
556 Okay, which one of you losers is paying? 1.3459 0.04331 185 132 42 11
557 You three losers again? 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
558 For the last time, I’m not playing! 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
559 So,who’s paying tonight? 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
560 I know that you are an old joke,but I still gotta see an ID. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
561 Talk about a no win situation. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
562 No, but I'll flip you for it. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
563 You must have gotten your dates mixed up - this is Trivia Pursuit night. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
564 Who wants to go first? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
565 Paper's turn to cover again? 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
566 Is this a joke? It's funnier with a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
567 All right, who's buying, and no games! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
568 I don’t have time for games. What are you drinking?! 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
569 I suggest you decide who's paying the bill before I throw you all out. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
570 So… Shall we order on ‘3’? 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
571 Okay, which of you guys is picking up the check 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
572 Just choose, already. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
573 Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe sent you here? 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
574 Can't you guys agree on ANYTHING?!? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
575 Who’s covering 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
576 I don't want to play your game. I want you to pay your bill. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
577 We dont do split checks—you guys are just gonna have to figure it out. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
578 Ok, here we go again. Who's buying? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
579 Separate checks? 1.3424 0.04340 184 132 41 11
580 I don't care how you decide. Just tell me who gets the bill. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
581 Sure, but who's covering the tab? 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
582 Wait, you want ME to settle an argument? 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
583 I’ve heard this one before. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
584 No, I am not interested in hearing a brief history of the law of probability. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
585 Have you guys met? 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
586 Okay, I'm gonna count to threee... 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
587 I don't give a damn how you decide. Somebody has to pay this bar tab. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
588 A rock,a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar. 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
589 Yeah? Well we don't allow beer pong, either. So take it outside! 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
590 We're starting an official eeny, meeny, miney, moe policy. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
591 You want ME to decide? 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
592 Every time you guys show up at happy hour all hell breaks loose ! 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
593 1, 2, 3 ... get outta here 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
594 I just showed the priest, rabbi, and minister the door... I don't have time to deal with you three! 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
595 Some guy named Dynamite covered all three of you 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
596 What happened to the priest and the rabbi? 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
597 So. who's buyin? 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
598 Who ordered paper mache on the rocks? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
599 OK, now that that’s done, who’s paying? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
600 You’re all losers! Now what will you have? 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
601 We thumb wrestle here. 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
602 Scotch, Bourbon, Rye? 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
603 1..2..3..order 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
604 Really? Do we have to do this every time to decide who pays? 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
605 Let me guess how you decide who buys. 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
606 No shirt, no shoes, no service. No exceptions. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
607 This is a one-potato, two-potato dive. Your kind aren't welcome here. 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
608 I warn you: no cutting up or stone throwing. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
609 I’m sick of you three coming in here and fighting all the time 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
610 is this a cliche? 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
611 I don’t care how you decide, somebody needs to pay this check! 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
612 No breaking, no wrapping, no cutting! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
613 I think you guys can figure out who's paying on your own. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
614 I don't care who does what to who. When I count three there better be some money on the bar to cover your tab." 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
615 One of you has to pay the check— I don’t care how you decide 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
616 Come back when you can make up your mind. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
617 I'm sick and tired of your games. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
618 I'm not in the mood for your games tonight! 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
619 So,who is going first? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
620 Three Scotches, on the rock. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
621 Okay, boys, who's paying? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
622 Okay, let's settle who's paying the tab BEFORE you order. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
623 For the last time, no one beats ANYONE in my bar! 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
624 Alright you clowns, either flip a coin or beat it! 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
625 Go up the street to the fancy place. We only serve heads or tails here. 1.3361 0.06346 119 94 10 15
626 Another tough week picking caption contest winners?” 1.3361 0.06346 119 94 10 15
627 Just flip a coin and be done with it! 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
628 Heads and tails know how to tip!! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
629 I take it that paper covers the bill? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
630 We all lost. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
631 Have you decided whose round it is yet? 1.3359 0.05686 128 97 19 12
632 Listen, I don't care how you do it, but you need to settle the tab amongst yourselves. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
633 It's good to see you guys gettin' along. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
634 I don't care HOW you decide who pays. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
635 I'm not playing. You gotta pay. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
636 Draw straws, shoot for odds and evens, or flip a coin, but somebody is paying the bill. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
637 Settle it quietly or hit the road! 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
638 Ok, paper: You cover the tab! 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
639 Aw right, you guys. Take it outside. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
640 I don’t care how you jokers figure it out; someone owes me for the last round! 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
641 You have to pay for all 3 drinks, not just the “best 2 out of 3” 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
642 I don’t care who orders first! 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
643 I’ll split the bill three ways so yous don’t pull that trick on me again! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
644 Rock, I believe, but you two gotta show some I.D. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
645 I’ve already been through this with odds and evens. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
646 Yeah? Well, I got a Magic 8 Ball that says payment up front or there's the door. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
647 I'm tired of your games, just tell me who is going to pay the tab. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
648 Whaddya mean you can't figure out who's paying? 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
649 Quit playing games and order or get out! 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
650 Why can’t you guys ever agree on anything? 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
651 Bouncer beats deadbeats if ya' don't start paying up! 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
652 Here at O’Grady’s we prefer fisticuffs 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
653 Plastic beats cash and cash beats scram! 1.3333 0.05657 132 101 18 13
654 Hmm, yeah, if there were only a way you guys could decide who pays?… 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
655 Ok guys, decide whose buying. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
656 Everyone but the rock, let's see some ID 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
657 Your money's no good here, Paper. And that cuts both ways for your snippy little friend. And you, hard stare, go crawl under yourself. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
658 Whst is this, some kinda joke?? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
659 Okay, how are you guys going to decide who’s getting the tab? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
660 A rock shandy, a paper plane and a Cutty Sark? Very funny. Now, get outta my bar. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
661 Explain to me again how it is you beat Rock? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
662 I still blame you guys for my ex getting the dog 1.3333 0.05746 126 96 18 12
663 Geez... Will you finally decide who's buying this round? 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
664 I just can't win. You know what I'm sayin'?. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
665 Sorry, guys. Closing time beats all three of you. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
666 No, I will not mix you an "eenie, meanie, miney, mo" cocktail! 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
667 You guys here for the game? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
668 Best 2 out of 3 picks up the tab?!?! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
669 My daugther calls you the old folk's Pokémon 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
670 The horse and the priest just left, and I’ve had about enough for one day. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
671 Guys, I am NOT settling this argument for you! 1.3311 0.05198 148 112 23 13
672 Run a tab? Sure--who's paying? 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
673 First, who is paying? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
674 Pay your bill then wrap it up, cut it out and beat it. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
675 Look. Are you guys gonna order somethin' or are you gonna spend all night decidin' who's gonna pay?! 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
676 Before you guys order, you need to decide who’s picking up the tab THIS time? 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
677 You decide before I serve you who is going to pay. We all know how that goes. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
678 What is this,some sort of game? 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
679 Who orders first?! I can't wait here all day! 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
680 Bartender beats rock, paper and scissors if you don't pay your tab! 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
681 Just like I told that rabbi, priest, and nun who just left: I don't serve punchlines! 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
682 No! You decide. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
683 I don't care how you decide. But someone please order a drink. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
684 You boys will just have to decide without me. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
685 You didn't find a joke about the three of you coming into the bar, did you? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
686 OK. But this time no games about who pays the tab. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
687 Best of 3? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
688 Well, can any of you beat an egg? 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
689 What do you mean you can’t decide who’ll settle the tab? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
690 I've told you before, and I'll tell again: we don't serve scissors. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
691 Who's first? 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
692 I know paper covers rock, but who’s going to cover the check? 1.3298 0.04636 188 143 28 17
693 Lemme guess--three shooters. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
694 I don’t care if it’s a three-way tie! Someone’s paying the bill. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
695 Why do you guys always need a hand to decide what you're drinking? 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
696 When you guys finally decide who pays the bar tab, please let me know 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
697 No service til you decide who's buying. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
698 Two of you are loosers! 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
699 Look... just split the bill evenly. 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
700 I don’t care how you decide, I just need one of you to pay your tab. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
701 Which one of you gets to order first? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
702 Listen up you clowns. There will be no cutting, breaking or covering up in this establishment. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
703 Separate checks this time. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
704 No one yells 'Shoot' in my bar! 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
705 I'm not going to ask again who wants to order first! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
706 I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DECIDE BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
707 Anything’s fine”? “Surprise me”? “Whatever you’ve got”? Look, guys, I’m busy. Don’t you know how to make a decision? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
708 Boys, we are not going to repeat yesterday's confusion. Decide now who will pay. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
709 Beer drowns everything! 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
710 Now what kind of a game are you three playing? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
711 Which one of you is going to settle the check? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
712 Will you just make up your minds already?! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
713 I'm gonna count to three, then you're all out 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
714 It’s not rocket science; someone go first! 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
715 Yeah, well bartender cuts, smothers and breaks everything, so don't try to play any games in here. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
716 HOW ABOUT JUST FLIPPING A COIN? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
717 No, it's cash or credit only. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
718 This time figure out who's going to pay before I serve you. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
719 You can have some drinks, but I don't want you guys turning this into some kind of contest! 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
720 Perhaps you’d like to meet my friends Sledgehammer, Shredder, and Sheath? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
721 There must be some way for you to decide who's paying. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
722 Now fellows. You have to settle this like adults. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
723 These are on the rocks 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
724 I don't want any of your games in here." Ian Morfitt Toronto, Ontario Please enter this caption submission under my brother Ian's name. Thanks, Peter Morfit 1.3264 0.05732 144 115 11 18
725 Well, you're going to have to figure out who's designated driver somehow! 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
726 Look, I don’t really care how you decide, but someone’s paying this tab. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
727 Look, there's got to be some way for you to decide who's paying. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
728 Scissors: Let's split it Paper: I'll cover it Rock: I'm stoned anyway 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
729 You think you can come into my bar and play games with me? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
730 Look, can't any of you guys make a decision? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
731 I give up. You’re not hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. You’re not snap, crackle, and pop. So who are you?! 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
732 You can't decide? What is this? Some kind of joke? 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
733 I don't care how you choose. One of you has to cover the bill. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
734 Let me guess. The loser pays. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
735 Don't give me any extenuating circumstances nonsense; here it's no shoes, no service. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
736 When you three show up together nobody wins 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
737 Glad to see you 3 still hang out 1.3252 0.04829 123 87 32 4
738 What is this, a game? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
739 Again, you CAN'T all order at the same time! 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
740 Look you guys, I don't have all day, you're going to have to make up your friggin' minds! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
741 Alright, now who’s paying? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
742 Oh yeah? I got a wet bar rag that can beat any one of you! 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
743 No, I won’t take your orders on the count of three! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
744 No. I don’t have anything from the Rochambeau region. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
745 So who's payin' the bill? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
746 Look, I ain’t got all day, somehow you gotta decide who’s gonna pay. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
747 Shoot. who is covering the bill this time? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
748 Do you guys ever just make a decision? 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
749 Decide outside!!! 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
750 All right, you sickos, I don’t care who does what to whom, but you can’t do it here! 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
751 Quit playing games …SOMEBODY pay ! 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
752 So who’s paying then? I ain’t got all day. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
753 So, did you guys figure out a good way to decide who pays? 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
754 Look guys, I don't want any of that roughhousing in here. You each pick up your own check, OK? 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
755 I need to know up front who's covering the tab! 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
756 For the last time, who’s gonna pay the bill?! 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
757 First tell me how a screwdriver fits into your game. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
758 Look, I'm not going to decide who orders first! 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
759 I don’t care how you decide but someone has to pay the bill. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
760 If only there was a game to get you three to decide who pays. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
761 Is it on 'three" or after "three"? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
762 No drinks for any of you. One of you is smashed, another has already been cutoff and the other's had enough to take the edge off. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
763 I don’t care how you decide who pays as long as one of you does quickly. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
764 I warned you: I'm not in the mood to play games. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
765 I believe you when you say you’re 10 million years old, but how do I know the other two are over 21? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
766 Sorry Mr. Paper but your friend on the right asked me to cut you off 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
767 So, what’ll it be? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
768 For the last time: we don't serve "shoots"! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
769 How have you still not picked a designated driver? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
770 You're All Losers To Me 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
771 You don't scare me, I got a bottle of 90 proof that will drown you, Rock, dissolve you, Paper, and rust you, Scissors. I'm the winner. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
772 I'm not serving anything until you decide who's paying 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
773 You guys got ID? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
774 Tough game, boys? 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
775 Honestly, you all have your weaknesses. It’s hard to say. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
776 I don't care who wins, take it outside! 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
777 Don’t ask me to choose. I just make the drinks, fellas. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
778 I don't care how you decide, but one of yous got to pay the tab. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
779 Do I look like I play games? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
780 Have you considered the possibility that you are all right? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
781 I get it, okay! A rock, a sheet of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar...Forget it! I've heard it a thousand times. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
782 You just missed the priest, the rabbi and the imam 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
783 Is this a game to you? 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
784 That’s not how we settle things here! 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
785 Who's buying the drinks? No more games! 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
786 Never mind who wins; who’s picking up the check? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
787 Look, I don’t care what your game is, someone has to pay up! 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
788 Who’s first? How about you just flip a coin? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
789 Yeah, and my bouncer beats all three of you! 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
790 I can’t for the life of me remember the end of this joke… A rock , a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar ? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
791 Cute, but I'm still going to need some ID, fellas. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
792 Hey Rock, settle down. "On the rocks" was just a joke. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
793 Let's discuss who's settling the tab now. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
794 So, have you folks made up your minds yet? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
795 Alright, triple or nothing then! 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
796 Enough with the “1-2-3” Just decide what yer having’! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
797 Alright. Who wants to order first? 1.3182 0.05723 132 104 14 14
798 Someone has to pay the tab. Draw straws or something. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
799 Folks, I said one at a time or nobody drinks. It's always a competition with you three. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
800 So what's it gonna be guys? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
801 No, I don't split tabs... you guys figure it out! 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
802 You’re smashed, it’s a wrap for you, and I’m cutting you off too. 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
803 I’m telling you fellas, you’ve walked into the wrong bar. We’re a thumb war only type of establishment. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
804 Think about it. Paper could cover scissors too. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
805 Does EVERY decision have to be 'paper, scissors, rock' with you three? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
806 So Paper, will you be having another on the rocks? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
807 Sorry fellas, but that fist fight last night got out of hand. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
808 Oh good you're here. Table one is having trouble deciding between the fish and the pasta. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
809 I don't care who wins rock, paper, scissors but one of you is responsible for this bar tab! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
810 Three screwdrivers? Guys, where does this madness end?! 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
811 I don't care that paper covers rock! Who's going to cover your tab? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
812 Last round, guys. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
813 Well, this is a no-win situation. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
814 Youse guys settle da tab any way ya want, but I ain’t never heard of no “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Steve.” 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
815 I don't care how you decide. Someone's gotta pay the tab. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
816 I don’t care how you decide, but someone’s got to pay this tab. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
817 Would you help us settle an argument? 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
818 So a rock, a paper and a sissor walk into a bar..tell me one I haven't heard! " 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
819 I suggest you flip a coin. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
820 You want those on the rock? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
821 I ain't pourin' 'til you guys decide who's gonna pay. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
822 How do you three propose to settle your tab? 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
823 Eenie-meenie-minee's is just around the corner, guys. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
824 Do you guys always have such a hard time deciding? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
825 Okay, which one of you clowns is gonna pay the tab? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
826 Alright, best of three? 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
827 Have you decided yet who's got the next round?" 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
828 Flip a coin for the tab? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
829 Enough! Just make a decision! 1.3150 0.05443 127 97 20 10
830 You can take your petty one-ups-man-ship somewhere else. Or buy drinks; that would work too. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
831 So, who’s got the tab? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
832 I'm not playing your stupid game. You pay for what you order. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
833 Decide up front who's paying, or I ain't pouring a drop for nobody. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
834 Another one on the rocks for you, Paper? 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
835 Awright,so what’ll it be? 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
836 One of you deadbeats had better pay! I don’t care how you decide who does. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
837 C’mon , eenie, meenie, miney and mo decided faster than you guys. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
838 Whatever happened to just tossing a coin" 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
839 That’s fine Mr. Rock; Mr. Paper’s got you covered. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
840 Separate tabs or the usual? 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
841 Look, I don't care who orders first, but if it's that big a deal, maybe you guys should figure out some kind of system. 1.3136 0.05982 118 93 13 12
842 Look, I make the decisions here and it’s closing time. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
843 I don’t care if you’ve hit rock bottom, your paper bounced so you’re all cut off. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
844 This time Mr. Scissors can't get smashed. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
845 Enough games, just make a decision and order a drink! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
846 Papercut on the rocks please. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
847 Always ‘GAMES’ with you! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
848 I'll need cash up front this time. 1.3130 0.04681 115 81 32 2
849 Fine. Best two out of three pays the bill. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
850 I told you,the game's over! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
851 So that’s 3 martinis: 1 on the rocks with olives, 1 neat with a paper thin twist, and 1 up with a cut of espresso. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
852 So, how do you three decide who's paying? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
853 I’m gonna count to three, then one of you pays the tab! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
854 A Little Pick-Me-Up Before the Five-Year-Old Art Class. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
855 So who’s calling the shots tonight ? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
856 You escaped the kitchen junk drawer and then what? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
857 So you want the hard stuff, you're looking to get torn up, and I'll cut yours with water? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
858 No, I can't serve a drink 'on the paper' or 'on the scissors'. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
859 I can’t believe you guys are still friends 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
860 Time to settle up, who's paying? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
861 There's always an argument when you three show up, so get out. Anyway, "no shirt, no pants no service!!" 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
862 Yeh? Well, this is my place so I get to make the decisions. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
863 So how'd you walk in? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
864 Not taking your orders until you guys pay upfront. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
865 "You could just toss a coin instead." 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
866 Ok, who’s paying the bill? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
867 Ready for the next round? 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
868 C'mon, decide who's paying already! 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
869 I'm going off shift, so I need your order quickly. 1-2-3! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
870 Three waters coming up! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
871 You tell Tic-Tac and Toe I'll have their money Friday!" 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
872 Now let me get this straight; three whisky’s on real rocks? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
873 I've had it with you guys. Just flip a coin. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
874 You can pound, smother or cut me, I still won't serve you without an ID. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
875 You all look like winners in your own special way. Now what’ll be? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
876 Bet you can't beat steel. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
877 I can't decide who to serve first. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
878 Is it on the rocks? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
879 Whaddaya mean you can only cover the rock's tab? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
880 You here for the Decision Sciences conference? 1.3103 0.05925 116 91 14 11
881 Can’t decide? Can’t wait to see how you work it out. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
882 No, I'm not going to "play you" for the check. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
883 Decide already!! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
884 I don’t care that millions of people know you and your game, I still need to see ID! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
885 This might take a while… 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
886 I just pour drinks I am not here to resolve disputes 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
887 I already told you: no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
888 I don’t have time for games. What’ll it be? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
889 Let me guess: Three paper planes; shaken and on the rocks. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
890 I don't care who but one of you is going to need to pay the tab. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
891 I told you guys last week, no favorites here! So who wants to go first? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
892 Sorry. No tie,no service. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
893 Are you ordering ON 3 or AFTER 3? 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
894 Let me suggest three separate tabs. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
895 No, there's no best four out of seven. Just tell me who's paying the tab. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
896 I combined your tabs and somehow you don’t owe anything. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
897 Let me guess. Two drinks up and one on the rocks. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
898 We can’t decide what we want 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
899 You're all underage. Bartender wins. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
900 I’m sure you can think of a way to decide who pays the tab. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
901 I don't know how you will figure it out but one of you has to pick up the tab 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
902 And whiskey beats rock. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
903 Around here the house always wins. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
904 Behave yourselves; we don't take kindly to zero-sum games in here. 1.3077 0.06420 104 83 10 11
905 Settle an argument for us? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
906 Ah, back again. Must be an election year. 1.3077 0.05880 117 92 14 11
907 listen, you guys have got to stop beating each other up. It's toxic. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
908 Im not serving anyone until you decide who pays. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
909 OK Guys! What will it be? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
910 I am calling the shots here. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
911 Only one bottle left gents.. You’re gonna have to fight for it. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
912 Who's running a tab? 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
913 Do you three have any idea how we can decide who’s gonna pay for these drinks? 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
914 Well somebody better cover this check. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
915 I'm not playing games here. You gonna order, or what? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
916 Guys, wouldn't a coin toss be easier? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
917 you want to borrow a coin to flip?? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
918 It may work for you guys but I'm gonna need a credit card to run a tab. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
919 We don't serve cliches here 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
920 Okay. One on the rocks! And? 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
921 I told you guys I don't serve no one who runs with scissors. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
922 So, how are you going to settle the bill? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
923 Look, I've told you guys before, no more games - just pay your tab! 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
924 You guys need to take this outside. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
925 So you're saying even if pointy head over there get's smashed, you got it covered? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
926 Who ordered the screwdriver? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
927 For the last time, everyone goes on ‘shoot!’ 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
928 Only one modelo left I’m afraid, you’ll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets it 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
929 I cannot win this game and you all know it. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
930 This isn't a game. Who's got the tab? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
931 I don’t care how you decide one of you’s gonna have to pay your tab. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
932 Well if you don't know how to decide I'm certainly not going to tell you! 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
933 You guys looking for a fourth? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
934 Now take this outside boys. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
935 I'm old school. I prefer eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
936 Let me guess, three shooters? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
937 No drinks until you tell me who’s paying! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
938 You'll have to settle who pays the bill yourselves. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
939 I just finished with the rabbi and the priest, now this? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
940 So whose paying today? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
941 Ok how do we decide who's paying? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
942 You guys are the most dysfunctional friendship I’ve ever seen. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
943 Who gets the tab? Flip a coin! 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
944 How about we do eenie meenie miney moe today? 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
945 Don’t ask me what you want, you need to decide for yourselves. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
946 I don’t care how you decide, but one of you guys is going to have to pay this tab. 1.3025 0.05668 119 93 16 10
947 You guys really should be able to figure out who's paying for the next round. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
948 Enough! I'm just going to use a coin toss! 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
949 Rock crushes scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cuts paper, human orders all of them to get the hell out of his shop! 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
950 We can't decide 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
951 Listen, I don't care who pays the tab, just figure out somehow who will. 1.3021 0.04938 96 68 27 1
952 I don't care how you decide but someone needs to pay this tab. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
953 Boys, settle it outside. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
954 Yeah, I get it. The Law of Averages can be a vexing reality... 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
955 Alright, you can stay, but no games this time. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
956 I don't care how you figure it out, one of you'se gotta pay the tab! 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
957 You'll have to take this outside." 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
958 OK, Who's the rabbi 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
959 Fresh from your Gambler’s Anonymous meeting? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
960 Nope,cash is still king,boys. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
961 No, no and no. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
962 Make up your mind, or order separately! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
963 Please stop saying “shoot”! You’re scaring the customers. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
964 No! That’s NOT how we’ll settle the tab! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
965 I don't care who orders first...just order already! 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
966 Best two out of three can stay. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
967 One of you has to pay. Maybe draw straws for it. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
968 It'll be separate tabs for each of you. We're not going through that again. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
969 Nah, haven't seen Eenee, Meenee, Minee or Moe for weeks 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
970 Alright, you'll have to figure out who's going first on your own 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
971 Come on fellas. This is exhausting. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
972 Would you make up your minds already? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
973 Now when I lift my hand, if it’s heads…. Seriously! You guys really don’t know this? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
974 A rock, a paper and a scissor walk into a bar... 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
975 I said “no” to Eenie, Meenie, Minee and Mo and I’m saying “no” to you too. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
976 Be careful, paper. You're between. Rock and a hard place...he's a real cut up. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
977 I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
978 I don’t care how you normally do it. You still have to take-a-number! 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
979 Is this some kind of game to you? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
980 Why don't you three just settle your own tabs? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
981 Still fighting over the tab? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
982 All right, which of you guys was first? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
983 No, I won't play you for it! 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
984 I don't care how you three figure it out, but somebody needs to pay! 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
985 I’m gonna need everybody to keep their hands to themselves. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
986 Take your battles outside -- this is a classy joint! 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
987 We don’t solve problems. We provide solutions. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
988 I don’t care who started it. Take it outside. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
989 I don't care who covers who, as long as one of youze is paying. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
990 Look, you're not going to settle this here. Take it outside. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
991 Sorry but we only accept odds or evens. 1.2991 0.06116 107 85 12 10
992 Just for once I'd like to see you guys sit in different chairs 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
993 I've only got enough for one more appletini, so you guys figure out who gets it. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
994 Okay, who's ordering first?" 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
995 Figure it out amongst yourselves. I don't know how, thumb war? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
996 What do you mean you can't decide who is going to pick up the check? 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
997 First drink is on me. It’s refreshing to have some diversity in this place. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
998 Scissors. Your card was declined. Do you want to cut it up yourself? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
999 So, who is the loser paying this time? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1000 Alright already, one of you just order. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1001 Last time you guys were here, Rock got Scissors smashed and Paper failed to cover the bill. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1002 Alright, one of you has to decide. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1003 And who's covering the tab? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1004 That’s it fellas… no more games. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1005 Three old fashioned, coming right up. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1006 Lemme guess... Shots? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1007 Just flip a coin. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1008 What'll it not be? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1009 I'm only serving you if you can explain to me why paper beats rock. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1010 How many times do I have to tell you freaks? We don't serve anthropomorphized versions of popular adjudicatory methods here! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1011 Decision time, fellas. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1012 ... and who is going to pay for THIS round? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1013 Have you decided who's paying? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1014 Look, Paper, you don't have to rub it in - quit asking for all your drinks "on the rocks". 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1015 Word on the street is that AI has rendered your collective side hustle redundant. First round on me. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1016 I don't know what your game is, but I think it's a joke. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1017 Not until you tell me who’s buying 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1018 Listen,one of you is going to pay for those drinks. Now I don't care HOW you decide, but be quick, I'm closing. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1019 No games, ok? IDs only. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1020 Neat or on the rock? 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1021 Look, I've told you clowns before I'm not playing double or nothing. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1022 I don’t care how you normally settle things; here, you pay cash. 1.2971 0.05385 138 110 15 13
1023 Sorry fellas, this is a one-potato, two-potato bar... 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1024 I don’t have all day. You’ll have to find a way to make a decision 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1025 Don't try any games with me. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1026 The only thing that covers your bill here is cash. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1027 Yeah I got all that...but which one of you is covering the tab? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1028 You guys need a hand? 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1029 What can I get ya,on three. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1030 If you fellas can’t agree on what you want for lunch, I suggest you flip a coin. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1031 Yeah, my name’s Shoot. Who’s askin’? 1.2970 0.06378 101 81 10 10
1032 Would you just decide, already? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1033 Don’t worry Larry, we’re splitting the bill this time. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1034 You need to take it outside and come back when someone wins two out of three! 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1035 Thanks to Scissors, you’re ALL cut off. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
1036 We don't want any trouble, fellas -- take this fight outside! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1037 Straws? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1038 You guys figure it out — somebody has to pay! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1039 You flippin' a coin for the check, or what? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1040 I don't want any trouble. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1041 Three clichés walk into a bar... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1042 Let's settle this like adults. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1043 If you start that one upmanship stuff again you’re out of here! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1044 Yeah pal, we’ll be sure to give your game theory podcast a listen. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1045 ALL RIGHT! Who is paying this time? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1046 No more tequila shots for you three! Last time Paper passed out and fell on top of Rock, then Scissors cut and ran without paying his tab! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1047 Bartender beats all. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
1048 It just means over ice fellas. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1049 Did I understand correctly: the guy on my left wants his drinks on the rocks, the guy in the center is covering the tabs of all three of you, and the guy on the right is cutting out before the meal? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1050 Do I look like a 'fun and games' type 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1051 I don't care who pays. How 'bout drawing straws? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1052 Lemme guess... Loser pays? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1053 I still ned ID 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1054 Will you guys stop playing games and order already! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1055 What'll it be Rock? The guy in the middle says he's got you covered. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1056 Alright. Who goes first? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1057 So who's gonna pay the tab? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1058 Sorry, we don’t allow drinking games here. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1059 How about we just split the bill 3 ways? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1060 Okay, so who’s gonna pay? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1061 Whatja think? Life's a game? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1062 For the last time - no shirt, no shoes, no crushing, no covering, no cutting, no service. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1063 Which one of you is going to cover the tab? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1064 One of you is going to pay, figure it out! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1065 No — I said “Rocks, Straight up, or With a slice.” That’s all the choices I got. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1066 Com’on! Someone go first! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1067 I don't care if 'everyone knows you've been around forever.' You still need I.D. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1068 I don't care if paper covers rock, someone still has to cover the entire tab. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1069 I don't care who pays the tab. 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
1070 No talking politics at the bar 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1071 Let me guess who pays. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1072 Three shakes please. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1073 I don't care if "Rock beats Scissors", someone has to pay for your drinks! 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1074 Well, if I were you I’d just draw straws to see who’s gonna pay. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1075 Don't even THINK about trying your usual shtick about the tab. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1076 You have to decide now who is paying the bill. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1077 For the last time: we don't have straws. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1078 So again, who was here first? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1079 The usual fellas? A Rolling Rock, Paper Plane & double shot of Cutty Sark? 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1080 Would you like separate checks? 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1081 I'm gonna need some i.d. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1082 I don't care if you're on your lunch break. I haven't got all day. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1083 We are having trouble deciding. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1084 The guy in the middle has us covered. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1085 No gaming the system. I wanna know who's gonna pay. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1086 OK boys, last warning. You want to fight, take it outside. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1087 For God's sake, just make up your minds! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1088 In here, customers take a number! 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
1089 Can’ t you figure it out for yourselves? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1090 Musicians, eh? Cool. What's the name of your band? 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1091 Look, I don't care who won; who's paying the tab? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1092 Make up your minds. What'll it be? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1093 You win some, you lose some. Now what can I get you? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1094 No, let me guess. You’ll play rock, paper, scissors to see who’s picking up the tab! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1095 A coin toss would be quicker! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1096 YOU KNOW DRINKING ISN’T HELPNG YOUR GAMBLING HABIT 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1097 Fellas, there's a simple way to choose who gets the tab. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1098 I ain't playin' no games here. A credit card beats all of you. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1099 This must be some kind of joke. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1100 So, have you guys decided what you want? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1101 Look! I’m not doing best of five! Who’s gonna pay the bill? 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1102 You fellows need to figure out who is paying your bar tab. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1103 I’m not picking which tab this goes on, sort that out among yourselves. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1104 OK,but before I serve you tonight I want you to decide who's picking up the tab? 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1105 Just decide already! 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1106 Look, somebody has to order first. Figure it out. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1107 First, you decide who's paying! 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1108 I don't care how you decide. One of you has to pay your tab! 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1109 NO I WONT FLIP A COIN! 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1110 Rock is covered, but Scissors still gotta pay. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1111 Maybe I recognize you, maybe I don’t. I still need to see some ID 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1112 I don't care who orders first - flip a coin! 1.2913 0.06267 103 83 10 10
1113 ...just split the check, already! 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1114 I’ve told you before. Everyone pays. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1115 Look, just as long as somebody pays, I don't care how you decide. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1116 Who's going to pay? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1117 Guys, will you decide already?! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1118 Paper, you want that on the rocks, right? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1119 Tequila can beat all of you. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1120 Let me guess how you guys are going to decide who picks up the tab. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1121 All I know is,one of you clowns better pay up! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1122 Let me guess, 3 Old Fashions. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1123 Can you three make a decision already! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1124 Alright fellas, who’s buying?” 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1125 I don't care what you've been told, nobody beats my martinis. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1126 Yeah, well, we had a bunny, a carrot and gun come in yesterday - and they didn't get served either" 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1127 I don’t care how you settle it, but someone’s got to pay the tab 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1128 OK, a round of J.D. on the rock. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1129 I already told you once, YOU decide who’s buying… 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1130 It's a cash bar and I'm not playing that game. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1131 I'm sorry. It's odds' and evens' night." 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1132 Would you like that on the rock? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1133 What’ll it be? Shoot. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1134 That's not how we settle the bar tab around here! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1135 There's no winning with you three. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1136 I don’t have time for your stupid games! Is it cash or credit? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1137 I don’t care who you are. Nothing beats bar tab. 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
1138 Please decide. I don't care how you do it! 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1139 Must be game day 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1140 Look! All's I know is Somebody owes me 28 bucks! 1.2893 0.05559 121 96 15 10
1141 Which of you is settling up the tab? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1142 The rabbi/priest jokes were funnier. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1143 I'll decide who's had enough. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1144 Listen up: in here, nobody beats nobody. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1145 You’re already had your shift drinks. Now get back to work! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1146 3/5, another round? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1147 First, we're not here to watch you settle your existential differences. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
1148 Choose already! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1149 Enough! Just order. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1150 Keep your hands where I can see them. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1151 It looks like Paper is the only one who can cover Rock's tab, but then he's cut off. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1152 Sheesh, just take turns already. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1153 Well, who's picking up the tab? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1154 No - you have to decide among yourselves. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1155 So, which one of you guys is the priest, who’s the rabbi and where’s the minister? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1156 What a bunch of losers. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1157 Will one of you just order already, I don’t care who came in first. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1158 Have you decided which of you is the designated driver? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1159 No more flaming drinks. We almost lost Paper and Scissors was ready to cut somebody. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1160 What do you mean you can't decide who's going to pay for the drinks?! 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1161 One of you has to go, you decide. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1162 This time I’m not serving until I know who’s paying - settle it amongst yourselves! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1163 Either choose or get out 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1164 Listen up, you guys. I'm sick of your games. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1165 Stone, sheet, shear. Wine or beer? 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1166 On the rocks only. No fancy paper, scissors, or umbrella drinks, okay? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1167 I'm warning you guys. I'm in no mood for your games! 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1168 No, best of three does NOT get drinks on the house. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1169 Who's first in the queue? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1170 Ok, which one's the priest? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1171 Stop playing games and order. I ain’t got all day! 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1172 Okay, everyone orders on the count of three. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1173 let me guess, you don't know whose tab it's gonna be on yet 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1174 So, you’re gonna have to decide who’s going first…. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1175 Where is fire? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1176 If you guys can’t figure it out for yourselves, I’m going flip a coin to decide who’s paying… That’s right, I said it. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1177 Listen! You're gonna somehow hafta figure out who's paying before you get a drink from me! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1178 You’re going to have to figure out a way to determine which of you is the priest in this joke. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1179 Can’t make up your mind? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1180 Look, I don’t care who orders first and it’s not up to me to decide! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
1181 All right, who's ordering first today? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1182 Any idea who goes first? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1183 Boys, we've been at this all night. I don't care how you decide, but someone has to pay the bill! 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
1184 A rock, a paper, and a scissor walk into a bar... What is this, a joke? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1185 I know who covers who, but who is covering this tab?! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1186 All right, who’s first? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1187 When will you guys learn that life is not a competition? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1188 We closed an hour ago and you losers still haven't paid your tab. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1189 Who’s getting the next round? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1190 Is this supposed to be a joke? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1191 No, your dispute resolution group can't meet in our pool room. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1192 Stop playing games and just ORDER! 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1193 Yeah,you rock,and your friend can't cut it. Now who's going to cover this tab? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1194 Let me guess, on the rocks? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1195 Sorry boys, you’re all out of luck. We only serve odds and evens here. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1196 Surprise me. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1197 Guys! Promise me, no fighting 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1198 Cash beats all of you. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1199 No way. You pay cash like everyone else. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1200 Are we going to have to do this every damn round? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1201 Who's the designated driver tonight? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1202 Owner beats all three of you. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1203 Let me guess: whiskey rocks, dry white wine, and a screwdriver? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1204 I want to know UP FRONT who is going to pay. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1205 Decided yet? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1206 C'mon guys ... one of you has to go first. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1207 Who's paying tonight! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1208 Which is it - your drink on the rocks or the drinks on the rock? 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1209 OK, let’s settle this before I start pouring. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1210 Stop asking customers if they want to play your little game 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1211 No playing games... who's paying !? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1212 Figure out a way to find who's gonna pay the tab, and soon. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1213 Is this some kind of game ? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1214 Look, if you guys can’t decide what to order, just flip a coin already. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1215 I'm sure you three can figure out some way of deciding who gets the tab. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1216 I’m not falling for this again. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1217 Who's paying for this round? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1218 Look, I don't care who beats who in your weird power struggle, just decide already before the lunch rush hits. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1219 We've reached an impasse. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1220 I’m not into playing your games… its cash only! 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1221 Are you guys going to order, or are you just playing games? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1222 Odd and Even are waiting for you in the alley out back 1.2832 0.04614 113 83 28 2
1223 Before I serve you, decide first who is buying the round. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1224 I don't care how you settle it, somebody owes me 56 bucks! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1225 No,I don't want to guess who's paying just give me your order. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1226 Before we start with the orders, let's figure out who's picking up the tab. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1227 Sorry, this is checkers night. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1228 No drinks before you decide who’s paying! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1229 You guys are going to have to decide among yourselves how you want to pay 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1230 Let me guess,winner is supposed to pay? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1231 I don't care how you decide, someone's paying for it 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1232 No pockets, no service. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1233 ...and Tab beats all." 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1234 The first rule about Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1235 Ok, but you guys will have to figure out who's paying. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1236 If you guys don’t stop fighting in my place, you’ll find out who wins! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1237 For the last time, I don't want to play. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1238 How ‘bout I just serve you all the same thing at the same time?! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1239 I'd flip a coin. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1240 OK, so: Paper Plane, rocks, cut with seltzer. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1241 This time you each pay your own tab. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1242 I don't give a damn who wins, you still have to pay for your sandwiches. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1243 One more “two-out-of-three” out of you and you’ll never drink here again! Now, PAY UP! 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1244 I know, I know you like yours on the rocks, you would like a paper plane, and you…. A Bloody Mary. I’m good at reading people 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1245 We don't do separate checks, so find a way to figure it out. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1246 I care about you covering the tab, not the rock. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1247 The bouncer is a sledgehammer 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
1248 So you three 'just happened to' walk into my bar, at the same time ... by chance? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1249 I don't care if you're the king, the queen and the rook. I ain't serving ya 'til I see some ID. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1250 No, I can't decide for you 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1251 And I'm supposed to guess the punchline? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1252 Let’s talk politics 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1253 I swear to God, if you guys can’t decide, I’m pulling out the straws. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1254 I have to cut you off because you're stoned and wasted. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1255 So none of you have a wallet? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1256 Who’s going first? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1257 How are you going to figure out who pays? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1258 This isn't a game bar. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1259 Nobody's beating ANYBODY in my bar! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1260 You're paying, Paper. No, no 3 out of 5!! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1261 OK, make it two out of three. But we’re not playing any more games after that! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1262 Magic 8 Ball says pick a drink already! 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1263 « Our specials are pebble stew, notepad lasagna and split pea soup… » 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1264 The problem is you guys always think you're better than each other. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1265 Look, guys, I ain't playing your game for free drinks. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1266 I knew you were in on it together. You know how many minutes of my life I wasted on you? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1267 No games tonight. I need to know who’s paying right now. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1268 OK, three outta five’s enough! Who’s payin’ for those drinks? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1269 Yeah, but can any of you beat an egg? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1270 Look, guys, I didn't make the rules. I just work here. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1271 Ok,but who covers the tab? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1272 Who is covering the tab? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1273 This round is on the rock. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1274 What's the matter paper? Not feeling so tough any more since the new guy showed up? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1275 You can't make me play THAT game! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1276 I make all the decision’s here. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1277 Why don't you guys just settle this once and for all. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1278 Look, I just need to know if you want ice... I didn't mean to start a whole thing. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1279 Why don't you fellas just flip a coin? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1280 OK now, which of you guys goes first? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1281 When you guys reach a decision, let me know. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1282 This argument has gone on too long... Just split the bill 3 ways. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1283 For once, why don't you guys go in alphabetical order? 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1284 I just threw the Tic-Tac-Toe guys out, so watch it! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1285 I don't have all day, decide who is going to pay! 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1286 so, who calls the shots here? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1287 Hey, get lost. We settle things here with fist fights. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1288 My favorite threesome, who is going to be the dominant top tonight?! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1289 Only one of you is paying? Flip a coin. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1290 I don't care how you figure it out, but one of you is paying this tab! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1291 Do I look like a man who enjoys a zero sum game? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1292 A rock, paper, and scissors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Who's going to pay?" . The rock says, " We'll draw a straw for it." 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1293 One, two, three... 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1294 Before I pour, you three decide who is paying. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1295 Which one of you characters is paying? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1296 There's an app for that. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1297 At least I know it will be easy for you to decide who will pay the bill. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1298 So who's paying for this? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1299 Tell you what, if you can show me some hands, your drinks are on me. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1300 There's gonna be a cover charge, for you only, Paper! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1301 Sorry, we can’t split checks more than two ways. You’ll have to work something out amongst yourselves. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1302 You guys rock, but you better cut it out cause my patience is paper thin! 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1303 No game theory, only cash. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1304 I don't care who you say you are. No ID, no booze. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1305 Why don't I just choose for you? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1306 Figure it out. One of you has to pay. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1307 You're not half as much fun as the priest, the minister and the rabbi. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1308 So, let me get this straight. Scissors cuts paper, rock smashes scissors, and paper covers the tab. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1309 Get stoned? Cover it up? Cut out? You some kinda grunge band? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1310 On the count of three,one of you better choose! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1311 I don’t care how you decide, who’s going to order first. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1312 Sorry, we don’t serve anachronisms here. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1313 One more fight about who gets to order first and I’m kicking all three of you out! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1314 Before we start, let's decide who will pay. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1315 So, how did you guys decide to come here tonight ??? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1316 Is this all some kind of game to you? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1317 I'm not gonna cut you any slack, so wrap it up guys or you'll get tossed. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1318 All right guys, stop playing games and decide what you’re gonna drink 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1319 Religion, politics, and social justice walk into a bar .... 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1320 You guys get nothing! Last time paper guy said he’d cover rock but then claims he’s light, rock gets so drunk he slams scissors and I’m stuck with short register at end of shift. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1321 Look, if you're going to fight about who pays, just take it outside, ok? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1322 Rock drew the small straw. Drinks are on the rock? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1323 Rock, Paper and Scissors walk into a bar? What is this, a Joke! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1324 If you guys can’t get along, I’ll have to ask you to leave. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1325 And now I find out that after all this time your friends. What a scam! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1326 No, I am not 'splitting the tab.' One check! And, I don't care how you decide who pays! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1327 Look, one of you needs to start a tab, just decide who. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1328 One whiskey on the rocks, one Paper Plane cocktail ... and what will cut it for you, sir? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1329 Ok, before I serve ya, which of you guys is paying the tab? 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1330 We want no trouble here, fellas 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1331 I"ll cover you next round 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1332 What will it be? ‘Separate checks’ once again? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1333 I flipped the coin, you lost, now get out of my dream! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1334 Why does it always have to be a competition with you guys? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1335 You guys just missed Eenie Meenie Minee and Mo. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1336 Tonight Paper is caught between a rock and a sharp place. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1337 Make up your minds already and place your orders! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1338 you guys settle It yourselves, then order 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1339 That means no more drinks "on the rocks" for either of you. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1340 I don't care who started it, I don't care who beat who... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1341 This time you decide who pays up BEFORE I serve you 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1342 Just you three or are we waiting for Shoot? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1343 Either you each order a drink, or take it outside" 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1344 On the rocks, clean, cut it. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1345 We’ve only got one left. How do you guys want to decide? 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1346 You guys never agree on anything. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1347 I don't care how you decide. Who is paying the tab? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1348 And Paper, for once, is tired of covering Rock. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1349 Shoot...Not these tools again. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1350 What do I care who pays? Work it out yourselves! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1351 I am NOT playing 2 out of 3 for the check. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1352 So who's paying the tab 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1353 Just flip a damn coin. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1354 Alright, who's turn is it? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1355 OK. That’s it. You three get out. Im tired of listening to your constant bickering about who can beat who. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1356 I not in the mood for games, gentlemen. Who’s paying? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1357 How you gonna decide who pays? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1358 I'll give you a moment to work out who's paying. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1359 Well, if it isn’t the decision makers. 1.2745 0.06098 102 83 10 9
1360 I think we all know who’s getting cutoff! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1361 O.K. How are you going to figure out who picks up the tab? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1362 Nice try, but I'm not playing. You want three beers, you pay for three beers. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1363 Ok, now how are you guys going to decide who places the takeout order? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1364 If you guys want drinks, It's pay, not play. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1365 What makes you think I care who gets to order first? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1366 All I care about is who’s paying. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1367 On the count of three I'm throwing one of you out. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1368 Geez!! I don't have all day! Just make up your minds!!! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1369 Is "on the rocks" too boring? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1370 How many times do I have to tell you? Tuesday is Trivia Night, and Wednesday night is Karaoke. You guys need to be back here on Thursday night. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1371 You're friends,so enough talk about cutting,crushing and smothering, 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1372 Look, damn it. One of you is going to have to go first! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1373 Everyone's surprised that we're great friends when we're off the clock. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1374 When will you kids learn, life is not a game! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1375 No, one tab is fine…we’ll sort it out. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1376 I don't care how you decide, but somebody's gotta pay. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1377 Take a hike,boys. It's darts or nothing in this establishment. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1378 Look, somebody's got to order first. Why not just flip a coin? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1379 Frankly I don't care who pays. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1380 If you guys can't make a choice I'm gonna call Ennie-Meanie! 1.2735 0.05645 117 95 12 10
1381 I'm not choosing who's paying. You'll have to battle it out amongst yourselves. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1382 Let’s agree on who’s paying the tab before the drinks start flowing, shall we? 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1383 No. Just pay for your drinks. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1384 Ok, let’s roll the dice. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1385 You have to decide who goes first. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1386 Beer, whiskey or wine, can't you make a decision? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1387 Yeah, yeah! Rock, Paper, & Scissors walks into a bar! Remember, no cutting, covering or breaking, if you know what’s good for ya! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1388 Am I going to have to separate you 3 again?! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1389 I’m not here to settle arguments! I just serve food 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1390 Work it out among yourselves. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1391 I could take you all out with a screwdriver! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1392 Enough already! Just figure out who gets the bill. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1393 Is this some sort of joke? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1394 I don't wait for anything longer than Best out of 5 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1395 No,I don’t want to go two out of three! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1396 How do you decide who pays the bill? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1397 I have no idea what you guys are talking about. You don't even have hands!" 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1398 You guys decide who goes first. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1399 Lemme guess three Shirley Temples on the rocks? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1400 So you think my job is a game, do you? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1401 OMG shut up, just split it three ways! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1402 Why won’t I serve you? Because 2/3 of the time, you can’t cover the tab! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1403 You wanna be called Rochambeau, you can go to a wine bar. Around here, you're Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1.2719 0.05749 114 93 11 10
1404 Ok so how do you 3 want to decide which one of you is paying? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1405 Last call. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1406 I don't care how you figure it out, but the tab needs to be paid. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1407 Look, the last time you came in here wanting paper on the rocks, you got cut up pretty bad. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1408 A valid ID beats everything. Go away! 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1409 Enough of your silly games! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1410 No, I do not know how to make a Rochambeau. What’s in it? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1411 No, we don't serve scissors or paper. What do you want on the rocks? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1412 Hey Rochambeau, no one’s getting covered, cut, or beat tonight. Got it? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1413 No we don’t cut our drinks. No we don’t let you get 3 sheets to the wind. Yes we do have rocks. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1414 What'l it be-- a coin flip or eeny, meeny, miny, moe? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1415 What is this, some type of set-up for a bad “walks into a bar” joke? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1416 What is this,a joke? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1417 You think you can handle an Eeny Meeny Miny Mo? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1418 No games. No gambling. No drinks. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1419 Come on, one at a time! You can't all go first! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1420 Rough game? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1421 Who wants to try to beat a Louisville Slugger? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1422 Can't you three get girlfriends? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1423 We've switched to paper straws, they're not as strong as you guys make out. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1424 You’re all cut off. Hand just left. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1425 Uh-uh, you'll each take a turn buyin' a round 'cause things ain't gettin' outta hand like last time! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1426 I said order on 3 not 1,2,3 then order! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1427 So who won, I don't have all day! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1428 How do you plan on settling the bill? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1429 Sorry, Scissors, Paper is only covering Rock's tab. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1430 All together or separate checks? 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1431 I don’t care how you figure it out - somebody’s got to pay! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1432 You guys decide between yourselves. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1433 I don’t care how you decide who’s paying, just decide! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1434 Look, no more playing games, one of you needs to pay the bill! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1435 There has to be some way for you guys to figure out who’s paying the tab 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1436 okay you guys, take it outside. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1437 I can’t put it on three credit cards! You need to decide Which one of you is paying the bill! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1438 What do you mean you can't decide who pays the tab? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1439 Uh, who's pickin up the tab? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1440 Jesus, it never ends with you three. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1441 you sure you want beers? I took you as a shooters kinda group 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1442 I'm not going to guess your order! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1443 NO just pay for it ! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1444 I would not have predicted the same designated driver three nights in a row. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1445 What’ll ya have? Shoot! 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1446 So have you guys worked out who's picking up the tab yet? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1447 For the last time, we don’t allow drinking games! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1448 I know you were well known before I was born but I still need and ID. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1449 Why don’t I just pick a drink for you instead? 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1450 I can't wait all day... One of you has to go first! 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1451 Separate tickets? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1452 No way, fellas, I’m not falling for that again. Separate tabs this time. 1.2700 0.06172 100 82 9 9
1453 Why don’t you bozos just flip a coin and make a decision? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1454 It's just "Moe's". "Eeny, Meeny, Miney Moe's" is down the block. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1455 Who goes first? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1456 Sorry, no idea how to make a "paper cut on the rocks"! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1457 No...I won't make a fist. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1458 Meeny, Miney, Moe and out you all go! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1459 You know gambling's not allowed, right? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1460 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! But who's going to pay? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1461 When I was your age, we flipped a coin! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1462 I’m glad you’re here - table 6 needs your help settling their dispute. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1463 So…. Who’s calling the shots? 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1464 whoever wins, pays 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1465 This better be separate checks! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1466 Say, just what kind of a game are you three tryin' to play here? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1467 What do you mean you don't know how to choose the designated driver? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1468 I don’t care who settles the tab, but no games alright? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1469 You decide what you want yet? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1470 Jeepers, why can't you three just be a rabbi, a priest and a minister? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1471 Oh come on now! Someone has to order first. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1472 Make a decision, who’s buying?! 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1473 If you don't settle this in two out of three, you each pay double. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1474 Rules, schmules. Somebody here is picking up the tab. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1475 I'm going to flip a coin. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1476 You all look like losers to me! 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1477 I will not hold out my hand. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
1478 Seen this scheme before, I need to know who is paying before I take your orders. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1479 I assume all drinks are on the rocks… 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1480 So…how we gonna decide who’s paying for the drinks tonight? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1481 Hammered beats all. You're cut off! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1482 So you’re saying a drink on a napkin, beats one with ice? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1483 I'll say it one more time: if you're not going to show me your ID you're not getting anything 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1484 Alright you guys need to leave. Arbitrary decision making is what led me to this crappy job in the first place. 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1485 Well someone's gotta pay the tab and I don't care how you decide. Flip a coin or something! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1486 Okay you three. I know your type and we don’t need your fun and games here. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1487 Loser pays for the next round 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1488 See... None of you can beat alcoholism. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1489 Still can't decide who's paying? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1490 Alright. Which of you is buying this time? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1491 Frankly, I don't care who won or lost, before I serve you tell me first who is paying today. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1492 You can't all order at once! Find a way to choose amongst yourselves. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1493 Bet you guys will busy come November. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1494 Well I have two fists that can beat all of you. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1495 How are you going to decide who pays the tab? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1496 This is complicated. You guys tell me who is next. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1497 Let me guess. Shooters? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1498 You guys take forever to make up your minds. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1499 Nobody's beating anybody, are we clear? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1500 ok gentlemen, whos next? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1501 This is your last warning. If I see you throwing hands in here again, I'm kicking you out. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1502 ‘Lemon’. ‘Ice’. ‘Tea’. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1503 Why the hell should I decide for you? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1504 No, I will not accept best two-out-three . . . one of you needs to pay up now! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1505 Now, are you ordering on 3 or is it 1-2-3-ORDER? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1506 So three mediators walk into a bar... 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1507 And bartender beats you all if you start any trouble. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1508 Let’s see, who should I serve first? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1509 I don't care who covers who, one of you's gotta cover the tab 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1510 Well I’ll beat all of you if you get out of hand. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1511 Take it outside 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1512 You'd better take it outside. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1513 Sure... You got IDs? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1514 No, I will not play it again. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1515 Listen buds, I am only here to take your orders. I have no idea whether your iconic pull is greater than a plastic doll made in the 1950’s. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1516 Which one of you is going to settle your tab? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1517 You three start with each other and I'm tossing all of ya!! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1518 OK, Rock, you're covered by Paper, but you need to pay up, Scissors. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1519 QUIT PLAYING AROUND, AND PAY FOR YOUR DRINKS 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1520 No service until I know who's paying! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1521 Well, someone better cover the tab. I'm looking at you, Paper. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1522 Hey, so is this some kinda joke? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1523 I don’t know who was first. Decide amongst yourselves. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1524 Why don’t you boys just flip a coin for who has the next round? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1525 You gotta tell me up front who’s gonna pay for the drinks! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1526 I don’t care about your stupid rules, if you want service you gotta take a number. 1.2660 0.06623 94 79 5 10
1527 Paper-tell scissors we don’t serve rocks. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1528 Look friend, you're an easy read but your stoner and cut-up friends aren't welcome here. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1529 Please, not all at the same time! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1530 I don't care who goes first. All we got is hash. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1531 Thinking out of the box here, why don't you just split the tab. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1532 I'm not playing any games just pay your tab! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1533 Ok I’ll decide who orders first. Eeney meeny… 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1534 Interesting. But who covers tab? 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1535 Decide who's paying yet? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1536 I only have enough Cutty Sark whiskey for one person. You guys decide which. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1537 I don't care if you are three billion years old. I'm still gonna need to see some ID. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1538 One of us is also a priest 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1539 Ok. How will we decide? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1540 "What do you mean you can't decide who pays? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1541 Have you decided what you're having? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1542 Which one of you is Bo? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1543 I don't care who's first. The sign says, 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1544 How the hell do you beat rock? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1545 Well someone is going to have to pay, so figure it out amongst yourselves. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1546 We don't play games here... Cash only! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1547 No,I won't pick for you. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1548 Trust me, the difficulties in today's world will not be settled by the contest you three propose. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1549 Will you guys cut it out. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1550 I'll GIVE you the beers if you agree on what kind! Or is that too hard for your lot? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1551 Sounds interesting -- but there's got to be a better name than 'Stone, Document, Shears'. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1552 You all need to show an I.D. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1553 I am not getting sucked into any of your games. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1554 How do I know? You decide. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1555 Listen, we can’t have anymore bar fights fellas! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1556 what the fuck?? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1557 Paper covers Rock doesn't mean he has to buy all your drinks! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1558 Enough! Let's just flip a damn coin! 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1559 Yeah, and which of you is going to cover the bill? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1560 Look, someone has to pay eventually. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1561 So what’s the punchline? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1562 Rock, paper, scissors...ID! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1563 Paper! Rock! Scissors! Shoot, I haven't seen you guys in years!" 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1564 If you guys want a drink, you each gotta pay up front! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1565 I don’t care which one of you orders! Make up your mind! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1566 Just make up your minds who’s going to give me a credit card! 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1567 I don't want any of your games in here. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1568 Enough with the games....SOMEONE has to pay the bill. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1569 I get that paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, and scissors cuts paper. All I want to know is, which of you is paying? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1570 We usually flip a coin to decide who pays 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1571 One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1572 If you order another paper plane on the rocks you'll be cut off. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1573 That right? Your buddy here says you got him covered. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1574 You all owe the cover charge, not just Rock. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1575 Loser pays the tab? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1576 Well, I guess you could flip a coin 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1577 So the bad news is, we only have 2 cans left 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1578 Can't you guys just figure out a way to decide who is going to pay for the drinks? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1579 Listen, I just kicked out Eeny, Meeny, Miny & Moe. They tried to bring a tiger in here. And for the 100th time, we don't accept Groupon! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1580 We’ll SOMEone is paying for these drinks! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1581 That's not how it works. YOU have to choose! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1582 Cant you decide for once! 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1583 Just make a decision! 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1584 Don't play games with me, fellas. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1585 Fire, fire beats everything.... 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1586 Who’s the new skinny guy?” “Beats me,” said the rock 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1587 Lunch’s on me! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1588 Ok I gotta ask- whose getting lucky tonight? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1589 No. You pay the whole tab, not the best out of three. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1590 I don't serve people who run with scissors! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1591 No service until you decide who's paying! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1592 Listen, you three are gonna have to figure out some way to settle this tab! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1593 You gonna order or are you waiting for Trump to tell you what you want? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1594 I don’t care who beats who, I just want to know who’s taking the tab. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1595 Sure,but who will cover the tab? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1596 Can't you all agree on anything? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1597 You don’t know what you want, you don’t know who’s gonna pay - can’t you guys decide on anything? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1598 I’m glad you’ve finally settled your differences but you still owe me 3 grand in damages. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1599 Another round, fellas? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1600 SPR Combo coming right up ! . 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1601 'As a matter of fact, I am familiar with your work.' 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1602 Don't threaten me with your games! 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1603 I don't care who can beat who. Take your fight outside! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1604 How could you expect me to decide? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1605 So, fess up you chumps...which one of you ran away with the spoon?? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1606 We're not going through this again - no more drinks. It'll be closing time before you decide. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1607 Alright, how you fellas deciding who's gonna pay? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1608 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're all winners, 3 papercuts on the rocks coming up! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1609 Let me get this straight… Rock thinks Scissor is smashed, Paper wants to cover Rock’s tab, Scissor thinks Paper should be cut-off. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1610 For the last time, I have no interest in joining your three-way. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1611 And that’s how you decide what beer to drink?.. morons 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1612 Hey you two. I told you, no more drinks if I catch you running around again with Scissors. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1613 One of you has to make a decision. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1614 You guys want a drink or are you just here to play games? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1615 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1616 I told you, if you don’t have ID you can’t drink, besides how are you going to hold a glass!! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1617 Okay you losers, you each get three choices before I toss you out. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1618 "Damn it Paper, you said you'd cover it." 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1619 Cash up front...no more games! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1620 Well, shoot, if it isn’t you three again. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1621 Losers buying 😂 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1622 Look, I don’t want any trouble. Odds and even just left. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1623 I DONT CARE WHO IT IS, THIS TAB’S GOTTA BE PAID! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1624 So Paper covers Rock then? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1625 Will this all be on one check? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1626 I don't care how you choose, but someone has to pay the tab 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1627 What are the odds?” 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1628 It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1629 Loser buys? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1630 Don't tell me you can't make up your mind 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1631 Look, ‘on the rocks’ is bar talk. I wasn’t talking trash about your little friend there. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1632 What are you looking for - a handout? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1633 No, I do not want to play! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1634 No, I'm not Samuel Beckett. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1635 What do you mean I choose 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1636 You want to draw straws for the tab? 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
1637 I cannot help you make this decision. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1638 So: who is gonna pay? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1639 I'm not playing your little games. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1640 is it all on the rocks? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1641 So, you think you can settle the bar fight? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1642 You guys look like trouble. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1643 I hate it when this happens! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1644 You guys better not be a priest, a rabbi and a minister settling who’s right!!! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1645 SO who is going to buy? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1646 I don't care how you decide who pays for your drinks. Just show me the money! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1647 You have to pay before I serve you. There is not going to be a contest to see who pays. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1648 I don't want any trouble here. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1649 Swell. No plastic. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1650 No separate bills. One tab, figure it out. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1651 I don't care who decides! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1652 Work it out, who's paying? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1653 Bartender beats all of ya. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1654 I'll bring your order when you figure out who is paying. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1655 Oh, fuck! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1656 What’s wrong with 3 separate tabs? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1657 Get in line. The scissor was here first. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1658 What I say is closing time beats all three of you. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1659 Frankly, I don't care how you settle the bar tab. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1660 Now there'll be no scuffles while y'all figure out whose picking up the tab! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1661 I just assumed you were ordering together. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1662 No hands, no service! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1663 You just missed your friends Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moe. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1664 No silly games this time! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1665 Sorry...no separate checks... 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1666 So, who gets stuck with the bill? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1667 Youse guys need to know that this is a no shooting establishment. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1668 Before I pour a drop, I wanna know who’s paying! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1669 No one’s getting served til I know who’s covering! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1670 Bartender throws out rock Bartender cuts off paper Bartender calls cab for sizzors 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1671 🎶Sometimes you wanna go…where everybody knows your game.🎶 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1672 So y’all finally called a truce? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1673 Yeah, my name’s Shoot, what of it? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1674 Sorry, guys, I’m cutting Scissors off. Problem is: Rock always has to cover Paper whenever Scissors has one too many and threatens to slice him. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1675 So which one of you guys lost this time? Who's buying? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1676 Paper and Scissors,would you like yours on the Rocks? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1677 Let me know when you decide. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1678 I don’t care! ONE of you has to pay! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1679 Shoot! I’m stuck between a rock and a sharp place. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1680 (In the thickest New York accent) "No freaking way! In what universe does a rock lose to a piece of paper?!" 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1681 Hurry up and decide who goes first. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1682 Look, I don't want any trouble in here. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1683 Ignatius, how many times have I told you? This is the Hard Rock Cafe. You can't just bring your friends in with you whenever you want. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1684 The only way we're gambling for the tab is with a version I like to call Rock, Paper, Scissors, BASEBALL BAT" ! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1685 Just choose already so that I know who is going to pay for the drinks. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1686 Look guys, anything beyond 3 out of 5 is considered loitering. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1687 You guys are going to have to pay in advance. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1688 What'll it be? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1689 We only take plastic. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1690 I'm pretty sure only one of you is old enough for beer 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1691 Whaddya mean you can’t tell me who’s next? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1692 I don't care how you work it out. Somebody's gotta cover the tab. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1693 I don't care how you figure it out, but one of you is going to have to pay the tab. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1694 We will not have any of your circular permutations of destruction in this bar! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1695 So, which one of you is going first? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1696 I'll thank you rough-housers to take your fight outside. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1697 After what happened last time, I’m cutting you off after three rounds, got it? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1698 I told you, best out of three 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1699 Hey, I don't serve game here! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1700 No way. Cash only 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1701 Do I look like I'm playing with you? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1702 Yeah, I got your order. Now who's gonna pay for this? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1703 Okay who gets the Manhattan in the fancy glass? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1704 That doesn’t matter here. Wha’d you want. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1705 Sure, sure, but nothing beats a classic Old Fashioned. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1706 We’ve gone round and round, fellas. No more playing games about who is paying the bar tab. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1707 So, have you decided which one of you is paying the tab? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1708 No, this is not a sports bar 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1709 Come on, make a decision. What will it be? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1710 I'll serve rock and scissors, but you, paper, forget it! One drink and you're mache all over the bar! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1711 Don’t play games with me! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1712 OKAY,,,hmm,, scissors cuts paper covering rock and then rock breaks scissors,,, so Rock,, its your tab 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1713 What do you mean you'll make your decisions after I count to three? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1714 Ok, who’s paying the cover charge? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1715 I remember the time at the bar when rock stood resilient,paper unfolded its stories,and scissors cut through the night 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1716 For the last time, who's first? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1717 I thought I banned you three after what you did to Lizard and Spock... 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
1718 I don't care how you decide, but one of you needs to pay the tab. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1719 We are NOT playing for free drinks! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1720 You guys always stick together. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1721 Well, ONE of you is paying 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1722 Who asked for it "on the rocks"? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1723 Lemme guess.. a rock, paper, and pair of scissors walk into a bar.. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1724 I don’t care about the rock. Who’s covering the tab? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1725 You three need to bury the hatchet; sorry, scissors, no pun intended. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1726 What’ll it be? … And I’m not saying 1, 2, 3, again! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1727 I don’t care which of you wins, I want to know who’s picking up the tab! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1728 Ok, you guys said Paper is covering Rock's bill but I'm confused about the rest. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1729 Yeah…I don’t get it. How does you covering him defeat him? I mean, you’re a piece of paper…and he’s a rock. Can he just, like, not see or something? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1730 Three hours later… 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1731 OK, one more round, but for God’s sake, it’s 1, 2, 3, *then* shoot! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1732 Why the long face? Oh wait! Wrong joke! 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1733 Whisky neat or on the Rock? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1734 Separate checks only ... and no "1 - 2 -3" shenanigans to make your selections ! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1735 I'm gonna count to three! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1736 Well somebody’s paying the tab. You figure it out. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1737 I don't care which one of you pays but no one drinks until you decide. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1738 Straight up, or on the rock? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1739 Stop making me guess. One of you just order! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1740 One of you better think of a way to determine who pays for drinks. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1741 I’ve heard you three have a reputation for starting up fights. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1742 I'll only run one tab. You decide who pays. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1743 Oh, come on, you guys are worse than knock knock jokes. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1744 A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar - and? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1745 So, who's tab tonight? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1746 Time to settle this once and for all. Scissors, paper, rock, whose paying? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1747 No,I don’t know where Spock is. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1748 Whadda you lookin' at? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1749 Hell, I can beat you guys with one hand behind my back. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1750 Just don’t do what you did last time we asked for the drinks ‘on the rocks’ 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1751 Vodka always wins. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1752 Never know how the night ends when you lot come in 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1753 Yeah. Well, I'm tired of my life too. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1754 Guys,you have to find a way to decide what you want. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1755 Have you bozos decided yet? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1756 Youse guys get a few whiskeys in ya, ya start crushing, cutting, and covering each other, and pretty soon my place is a wreck. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1757 I don’t have all day. Try best of three. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1758 Now I'm gonna be like scissors and cut you wiseguys off 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1759 I don’t care what you identify as and please don’t show me what you got 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1760 No shenanigans, you walked in together . . . you walk out together! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1761 Seriously, we don't play games here. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1762 I don’t care if it was a draw, somebody has to pay. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1763 So how do you decide who pays for the first round? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1764 No, decide who pays first! 1.2527 0.04581 91 68 23 0
1765 I've really gotta stop drinking on the job. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1766 "Eenie, meeny, miny, moe; show ID or you'll have to go." 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1767 Yeah well around here whiskey is more expensive than beer and beer is more expensive than water and because we don’t want you nursing a bottle of water all night water is more expensive than whiskey. What’ll you have? 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
1768 Whose picking up the tab? And, no games. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1769 I don't play games. No shirts, no service. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1770 I’ll take you guys over the Musical Chairs any day 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1771 📄: I’ll take mine neat ✂️: Dirty for me 🪨: On the Rocks 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1772 Who orders first? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1773 It’s not my job to choose 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1774 You Guys need to decide who's paying? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1775 Separate checks? I didn't see that coming 1.2526 0.06344 95 80 6 9
1776 Alright you three,no fighting over the check. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1777 I only have one position open. You know what to do. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1778 'I'm not playing games.! Either pay for your drinks or get out!! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1779 Okay guys. I’ve only got one left, so you’ll have to figure out who gets it. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1780 Well, did you decide who's gonna pay? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1781 Who's paying the bill? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1782 I don't care what the beef is! Take it outside. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1783 Let me get this straight: three martinis, no ice, on the rock. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1784 Okay, you bums--money is what covers drinks! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1785 So, who’s first? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1786 Yeah my name's Rochambeau. What's it to ya? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1787 Paper, scissors, rock; loser buys. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1788 Somebody has to go first. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1789 Nope, not till you decide who picks up the tab. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1790 Ain’t got all day. Quit changing your mind. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1791 What'll it be fellas? Nevermind 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1792 I miss the priest, rabbi, and minister 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1793 These customers are out of hand. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1794 Listen, rocky, if you can't make up your mind wrap it up or cut it out. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1795 Do I look like I want to play? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1796 I don't care about your system; ours is Take a Number. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1797 Just make up your mind! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1798 So how are you deciding who pays for this round 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1799 He says he doesn't have you covered. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1800 You shoot, you pay. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1801 I don't care who, but SOMEBODY owes me." 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1802 No, lemme guess. You guys can't decide what you want, right? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1803 I will have no more of your arguments and mess in here 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1804 No, I didn't say "playing for your order", I said "PAYING for your order". 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1805 I don’t care how you do it, someone has to pay the bar tab. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1806 That’s not how the joke goes 1.2500 0.04539 92 69 23 0
1807 As Mahatma taught, non-violence is the weapon of the strong. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1808 If you guys think I'm going to settle your little dispute you're crazy. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1809 Let's see some ID, and don't give me that paper covers rock shit like you did last time. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1810 You’ll be playing for drinks, I take it 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1811 OK, did you decide who’s paying the tab? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
1812 You three again? Oh, shoot. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1813 1, 2, 3…shot. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1814 Yeah, Thumb Wars can't find no work, either." 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
1815 You know the rules! Only one of you can drink 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1816 How about I choose, get the hell out of my bar. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1817 Could you guys please decide who I should serve first. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1818 You guys work for the New Yorker caption contest? 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1819 Ok, so a rock, a piece a' paper, and a scissors walk into a bar.... It should be a classic set-up, but honestly, I got nothin'.... So who wants to get hammered!? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1820 Well, one of you gotta pay the tab 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1821 How are you going to decide which one pays? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1822 Not gonna play you for the bar tab. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1823 You guys are gonna have to take this outside! 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1824 I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying the tab! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1825 I don't care who wins - you still have to pay for the drinks. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1826 C'mon, one,two,three, decide! What's it gonna be? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1827 We don't have board games. Go play with yourselves. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1828 Stop trying to figure out who is going to order first and just tell me what you want.” 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1829 I have an idea as to how to decide this... 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1830 Ok boys, I'm not going to ask again, who is ordering first. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1831 Yes, I've heard of diversity and inclusion, and no, we don't serve scotch on the rocks-paper-scissors. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1832 Whose round is this? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1833 That’s enough bickering. Just find a way to decide who pays! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1834 No handouts. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1835 No dancing 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1836 And I suppose Paper is gonna cover the tab? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1837 I'm not serving anybody until you guys figure out who is going to pay." 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1838 Let’s decide by age. Rock, what can I get you? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1839 I don’t want any games around here, boys! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1840 Look guys, I told you that this bar is strictly "Odds and Evens". 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1841 If you guys want to play games, take it out to the playground. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1842 I’ll serve you but I don’t want anyone playing games. Okay? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1843 Sorry, we only accept plastic. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1844 Drinks are on the house if you convince me why paper beats rock! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1845 I've heard this one before: ‘Three losers walk into a bar...’. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1846 Sorry boys, you’re outta your jurisdiction here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1847 Listen. Nobody’s perfect. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1848 We’re looking for the man who played us. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1849 We can’t split the bill. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1850 Nothing beats a cold beer 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1851 you guys are the reason I have a 2 year old 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1852 Somebody order, already. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1853 3 whiskies, not on the rock thanks 😏” - 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1854 What are the chances you three would show up here? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1855 Alright, last time, who said shoe? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1856 We don't serve drinks in papercups on the rocks; so cut it out! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1857 Sorry, we only serve eeny, meeny, miny, moe! 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1858 You can decide who gets served first. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1859 “No, not all at once; go one at a time, please.” Martha Minow Cambridge, MA 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
1860 We don't allow no games in here! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1861 Hey bud, no we don’t serve paper and scissors on the rocks …. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1862 OK, who's paying? No, wait....! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1863 Listen, guys...I don't care how you decide...whaddaya want to drink?" 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1864 Who’s getting the first round? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1865 Knock knock, who's there? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1866 Kinda hope none of you wins. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1867 Sorry was that on the rocks, or on the Rock? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1868 Boys... Boys! Take it outside. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1869 Okay boys, I've only got time for one more drink. Duke it out amongst yourselves. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1870 Okay, just one more time and then that's it, you have to order. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1871 Well,one of you has to pay the tab. YOU figure it out! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1872 I don't care how you decide. Someone needs to pay for the drinks. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1873 Hey, Paper, want it on the rocks? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1874 A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar, the barman says ‘what can I get you today folks?’, the rock says ‘whisky, on the rocks’ , the paper says ‘not sure, do you have a menu’ and finally the scissors says ‘cut me some slack mate, I’m thinking’. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1875 Do you guys want a drink or are you just playing games? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1876 I am not playing your game! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1877 Is this some kind of setup? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1878 All right who pays? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1879 What's a "throuple?" 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1880 You sure you guys want to settle this the old fashioned way? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1881 Back again? Yup, but this time drinks on the rocks" 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1882 Help us settle a bet. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1883 Alright Settle up your differences, and get out 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1884 You’re kidding! You REALLY wanna do “Eeny meeny minee mo” to decide who’s paying the tab? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1885 We aren’t playing any of your games. We are a Thumb Wrestling establishment here. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1886 I'll only serve one of ya. Work it out between yourselves! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1887 All the three of you do is fight, so no service. Get out of here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1888 Yeah well nothing beats my meatloaf and mashed potatoes. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1889 You’ll get your drinks when you decide who’s paying! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1890 Please don’t start playing to decide who will pay the bill, as you did the last time. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1891 Just give us the drinks. We’re not playing games, pal. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1892 Look, on order "on the rocks" is nothing personal. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1893 Don’t shoot! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1894 You guys settle your disputes outside! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1895 Who is first?...and don't tell me you don't know how to decide! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1896 Before anyone orders, who’s paying? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1897 Enough already, one of you'se choose! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1898 This time I’ll decide who pays…Eenie, meenie, minnie,moe… 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
1899 Why do you three hang out together? No drinks until you make up new rules. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1900 Stop playing games and pay up already 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1901 Ahhh…. Shoot 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1902 Go on, take it outside! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1903 How about next time you just flip a coin? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1904 The best I got is a Rusty Nail. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1905 I'm old school- one or two fingers. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1906 C’mon, I ain’t got all day. One of gonna order, or what? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1907 Figure who is paying before you order. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1908 I thought you'd be taller. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1909 If you guys just took turns paying for drinks, I wouldn't have to call the cops every time you come in! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1910 What to drink. How can we decide? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1911 All right, I'll serve you. But no more of your games. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1912 Who’s driving? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1913 Best of three for who is going to pay? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1914 Didn’t you bozos see the House Rules? “No fighting” means no cutting, crushing, or choking! 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1915 Who’s buying today? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1916 I don’t care HOW you decide, what’ll it be? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1917 Narcissistic tough-guy bully, suave no backbone effete elitist, and sarcastic smart ass cutup you don't belong in this town or this bar! Out! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1918 I get smashing the scissors and cutting the paper, but how does just covering the rock do anything to him? 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1919 Which one of you gave me the bad haircut? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1920 Oh let me guess how you guys are going to decide who pays each round 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1921 OK. Which one of you losers is buying? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1922 OK,I don’t have all day! Who’s paying the check? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1923 You guys need to decide who's going to pay the tab. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1924 I don’t care how you guys decide, somebody’s gonna pay! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1925 OK, you guys. No games. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1926 Rock, paper, scissors - Shot? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
1927 Quit the games and just tell me what you want to drink. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1928 Paper...you got the tab covered? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1929 "I know an easy way for you guys to decide what to order, but I think it's too obvious" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1930 Who do you think you are? Tic, Tac and Toe? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1931 So you can cover one friend, but not the other? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1932 I need you guys to settle an argument for me. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1933 You,obviously,decide who orders first. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1934 Don't give me any crap, who is paying the tab? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1935 We're ending Hi-Stakes Rock Paper Scissors night. We're losing money hand over fist. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1936 Got it! On the rocks, Between the Sheets, and straight up. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1937 Listen guys, life ain’t fair 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1938 I’m not gonna tell you again. If it gets out of hand one more time, you’re outta here. capishe? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1939 We don't serve trouble here 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1940 Fine. Pick another way to decide who pays. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1941 Ok, but who's gonna cover the tab? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1942 I don't care who pays, but somebody's got to. You figure it out. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1943 For the last time, Rochambeau doesn't work here anymore. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1944 Two of you have gotta go. You decide. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1945 You want that straight up or on the rock? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1946 I don't care how many stalemates you've had in a row. Somebody's paying the tab. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1947 Well, don't expect me to settle your argument. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1948 We're doing "eenie meenie" this time. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1949 Scissors and paper, let me guess. You want that on the rocks? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1950 As far as I'm concerned, you're all losers. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1951 Dare I ask who’s gonna pick up the tab? 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1952 We have one way of settling things here, and that’s with binding arbitration. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1953 Sorry fellas, Odds and Evens just cleaned me out of absinthe. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1954 Which one of you is Rochambeau? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1955 Hey! I can’t wait all night for you guys to decide who’s buying the first round. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1956 We'll have a screwdriver thanks 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1957 Is this some kind of joke? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1958 My bar, my rules! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1959 Ok, you guys need to figure out who's going to pick up the tab. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1960 Let’s go ahead and settle who’s picking up the tab right now 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1961 Sorry boys, I don't see how can serve you up with a win-win combination... 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1962 Oh, no—not again. You're all just gettin' beers this time. Bartender beats all. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1963 I don't care how you decide, but someone's gonna pay the tab! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1964 You want my opinion? It’s a no-win situation, guys. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1965 You should have sought a bartender's advice a long time ago to resolve your issues. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1966 No games tonight whose paying 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1967 Well water it is then”. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1968 Whaddya mean, I gotta choose? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1969 We draw straws or you don't eat. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1970 Guys, I don't have all day. Stop playing games. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1971 Very funny, you want me to choose for you? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1972 Yes, someone does have to die; I don't write the rules. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1973 Listen carefully. I crush, cover AND cut. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1974 Right, but how are you going to settle the tab? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1975 Listen, we don’t tolerate violence in here. Pick a platter or scram. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1976 Look, one of you’s paying’. How are we gonna decide this? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1977 So who gets the tab? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1978 Alright, alright. Which one of you is picking up the tab? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1979 No one beats anybody in my bar. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1980 If I had to play that stupid game for a living,I'd drink too,but no ID no alcohol 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1981 So are you figuring out who's picking up the tab 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1982 I told you before. We only serve Odds or Evens at this bar. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1983 Well, one of you guys has to pay. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1984 I will give you separate bills. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1985 I told you guys last week, okay? This is an odds and evens place! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1986 I don't know what kind of sick, sadomasochistic game you three think you got goin' on here, but you ain't playin' it in my bar! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1987 Let me guess: On the rocks? Paper-straight up? Neat and cut? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1988 I'm a rock climber, so what do you think? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1989 I wish there was some way to decide how we should split the bill…how about a coin flip. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1990 So you two: anything on the rocks and keep ‘em coming til you’re three sheets to the wind. As for you, sir, it’s called a Screwdriver, not a Scissors. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1991 You don't look like Twenty One to me. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1992 I'm still cleaning up after your last fight in here! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1993 I'll need to see your ID 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
1994 You can tell Joey Fast Hands I don't need his protection. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1995 Hands-down, there’s a one-in-three chance one of you is going home in an Uber. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1996 One of you has to pay! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1997 Who’s paying this time? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1998 You read the sign…Rock, Paper, Scissors, no Service. 1.2414 0.06325 87 73 7 7
1999 Only when the three of you learn to hold your drink! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2000 Paper's covering the drinks. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2001 Hey, no cutting in line 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2002 Are we still waiting for Lizard and Spock to show up? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2003 You all need to leave, last time you all were in here you shot up the place 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2004 Another round on the rocks again? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2005 Whiskey on the rocks, a paper airplane, and a….? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2006 Where the hell is the shoe? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2007 The price is the price! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2008 Who won? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2009 You boys want to take this outside? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2010 Just make up your minds already. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2011 Paper beats Rock, get over it. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2012 Make up your mind. You’re holding up my bar. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2013 I' m tired of guessing, whose buying this round? 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
2014 Is this your idea of a joke? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2015 Next! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2016 I can only serve one of you. Decide amongst yourselves who that will be 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2017 Have another drink guys- we’re all a bunch of losers at one time or another. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2018 Decide now who's picking up the tab, or you can take this party outside. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2019 I just had to throw out Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe after they tried to bring a tiger in here. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2020 Okay, which one of you is next? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2021 "You are not welcome in this bar. We're coin-flippers." 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2022 The feeling is mutual. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2023 How would you like to settle this round? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2024 Take it outside and work it out yourselves. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2025 Rock, paper, scissors?…… How about a baseball bat 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2026 Why don’t YOU guys figure out who gets served first 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2027 Must you engage in your little zero-sum game for each and every choice? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2028 I told you guys the last two times you were in here, we already made a deal with jacks and marbles. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2029 A trope walks into a bar… 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2030 I’ll tell you the same thing I told Patty Cake and High Five last week….no hand jobs in here! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2031 You three are gonna have to settle this outside. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2032 Whose getting this one? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2033 Rock beats paper. Really? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2034 I don’t care who you are. Take your game somewhere else! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2035 You’re paying upfront this time 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2036 Listen, when a fight breaks out between you three nobody wins and I end up paying for it 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2037 No…I’m not playing!! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2038 You've been trying to decide for an hour now. Can't you just flip a coin or something? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2039 Let me guess: Vodka on the Rocks, Squid Ink Martini, and a Cutty Sark. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2040 Statistically, scissors usually wins, so rock and paper fight it out because if someone doesn't pay you are all out of here! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2041 Flip some coins or draw straws, just pay the tab. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2042 Order something, already. Do you think this is a game? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2043 You can only stay here if you don’t fight over who’s paying the bill this time 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2044 Maybe just each of you pay for your own check to settle this. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2045 You’re out of order. Go home. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2046 Who wins the free cocktail? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2047 That's fine, but who's covering scissors? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2048 We have a selection of moulded plastic, ceramic and glass for your drink containers. Who is having what?” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2049 Where were you guys last night when we had to break a tied score in the darts contest? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2050 I've heard that one before and you still have to pay for your drinks 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2051 What do you mean you want me to decide who pays. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2052 This isn’t a game. Are you guys gonna order or not? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2053 For the last time guys! We do not serve Rochambeau! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2054 …and we’re not flipping coins either! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2055 And you really expect me to believe a rock, paper, and scissors can just walk into a bar? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2056 Why is this always so hard? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2057 Take it outside or I add a gun into the mix. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2058 I prefer to flip a coin. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2059 There has to be a better way of deciding who pays the bill?! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2060 I don't care who pays, but you guys need to figure it out somehow. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2061 All right, but if you want to play games, take them outside! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2062 No you can't run on the same tab, it's three tabs or nothing. You guys can never decide on who's going to pay. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2063 So, ahh, who's gonna pay?.. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2064 On the rocks with salt? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2065 No, I can't split the bill three ways! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2066 If scissors gets rocked and cuts out without paying, paper will have to cover it. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2067 So, whatta we got? One scotch in the rocks, one rubber cement, and, one WD-40, which, I'm sorry, were out of. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2068 You guys are going to have to work this out amongst yourselves. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2069 You guys are gonna have to take that rough stuff outside 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2070 No, no, no. We are not doing this again. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2071 Alright guys, please no fighting tonight. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2072 Been a hard day at work fellas? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2073 All I see is one winner and two losers. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2074 Someone’s gotta pony up! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2075 If you ask one more time for a Paper on the Rocks, Billy here’s gonna cut you off. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2076 For the last time, we are not naming a cocktail after you guys. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2077 It's like I told Blackjack, prove you're 21 or no service. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2078 Your discussion of the deconstructed Martini is riveting, but I'm gonna need you guys to make up your minds. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2079 Definitely “no soup for you”! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2080 Just decide. I ain't got all day! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2081 Look, do you want guac or not? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2082 Shoot. Not you guys again. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2083 I'm calling the cops. Your fights always end in shooting. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2084 You may be big shots in DC but in New York, you have to pay for your own drinks! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2085 Pay up. I got a napkin with Leonard Nimoy's DNA that trumps all of you 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2086 You tell us what we’re drinking, Sam. We’ve made enough decisions today. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2087 Your choice is for here or to go- I really don't care how you decide." 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2088 Let me guess,paper wants his on the rocks? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2089 If you three don’t stop playing around I won’t serve you!! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2090 What’ll it be fellas? And no best 2 out of 3 shoots for the tab. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2091 Alright guys, we don’t want any trouble here! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2092 One of you needs to choose. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2093 It’s not my fault you’re paying for shots every time you play. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2094 Who wants a screwdriver? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2095 Ok, who do you think would win in a fight? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2096 Hey stone face..why don't you tell your friends to cut the crap! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2097 Quiet! I can’t keep your orders straight. One at a time please! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2098 I told you already - no matter who wins, you all need to pay me." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2099 I told you guys to stay off the dance floor 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2100 Best out of one this time! Somebody needs to pay. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2101 Should we draw straws? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2102 Don't play games with me! Just place your orders. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2103 You're stone cold sober, but your friend's two sheets to the wind and I already cut the other guy off. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2104 I told you - take you argument someplace else! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2105 So whose buying this round? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2106 Not until you decide who pays. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2107 Fuhgeddaboudit! On the count of three, I want you guys outta here! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2108 Papers got this, he has us covered. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2109 Would you just make up your mind?? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2110 I just want to know who's going to cover the tab! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2111 Who is paying today? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2112 Shoot. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2113 YOU decide! We’re short-handed here. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2114 What do you mean you can't decide? Salt, no salt, or blended? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2115 Have youse decided who's going to pay the bar tab? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2116 You have to figure some way to decide who’s paying. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2117 You again?! Shoot! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2118 Your games are not welcome here. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2119 I can do it on the rocks. But I can’t do it on the paper or the scissors 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2120 So which one of you is paying tonight? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2121 I'm warning you, if Rock beats Scissors again, you guys are outta here. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2122 What new hell is this? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2123 I've had just about enough of your petty gamesmanship. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2124 I don't give a damn how you decide, somebody's paying me for nine appletinis. 1.2353 0.06405 85 72 6 7
2125 No, I told them over the phone we were running low on lox, capers, and liver. Now, shoo! 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2126 First round is on the house if you tell me the punchline 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2127 I assume you guys have already decided what to order. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2128 Shoot.. you guys again. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2129 I want an advance payment. God knows which one of you will still be around by the end of the night. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2130 Oh comm'on! You don't wanna play rock paper scissors to decide on who to serve first, do you!? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2131 Paper or plastic? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2132 You all better have a way to figure out who orders first. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2133 Enough already! Stop saying that! The screwdrivers are on the house! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2134 I am not playing this game anymore. What will it be? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2135 Listen, nobody wants this to end like it did last time. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2136 You guys know you’re banned. I’m still cleaning up after your last argument. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2137 Enough with the games, which of you is paying the tab? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2138 Oh yeah? One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2139 Beat it you three! I won't have you settling your disputes in MY bar! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2140 All right,which one of you won the free beer! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2141 I don't like the games you're playing, boys. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2142 So who is paying first? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2143 Paper, if you tell me you want it on the rocks one more time… 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2144 Alright, how do we figure out who orders first? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2145 No cutting the line Scissors. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2146 Beat it--I'm tired of your game. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2147 Make a decision already. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2148 We'd just like to be treated equally for once. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2149 Everything's a competition with you, isn't it? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2150 Which one of you losers is buying tonight? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2151 Not these guys again. No games like last time, okay? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2152 So who’s going to pay for these drinks? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2153 No drinks until you pay your tab. So, which one of you is it going to be? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2154 I told you, "no shoes, no service." 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2155 Alright you guys, I don't want that same old excuse that you trying to figure out WHO is paying the bill. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2156 OK, so today I’ll need one of you to cut the raw potatoes, one of you to crush them after they’re cooked, and one of you to cover them to keep them warm. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2157 I should have listened to Lisa. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2158 Drinkers tip bartender." 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2159 What do you mean you can’t choose? I said shoot. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2160 Looks like you're between a rock and a sharp guy. Drinks on you? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2161 Well, one of you lost the bet and needs to pay the tab. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2162 Three guys walk into a bar, loser gets the bill. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2163 Can’t decide, eh?” 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2164 You really want the “Rochambeaux”? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2165 Have you tried listening to eachother? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2166 Who’s going to shoot first? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2167 Neat, on the rocks, and under the rock. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2168 Just make a decision already... geez. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2169 If you rock the boat, I'll have to wrap things up by telling you to cut it out! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2170 Let me see your hands first. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2171 Told you, don’t drink and play… 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2172 Who would I bet on? I don’t know, maybe scissors. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2173 Which one of you two is covering Rock? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2174 OK. Enough! Paper, can you cover Rock and Scissors? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2175 Nope,never heard of ya. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2176 Oh you guys again? Ever time you’re in here somebody gets hurt! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2177 We're not gonna have any trouble tonight, are we fellas? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2178 You guys can settle an argument but you can't settle your tab? Pay up or you're out! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2179 Spock and lizard are parking the car. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2180 Can you end a debate for us 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2181 You three better not get into it again 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2182 We’re strictly an eenie meenie money mo joint 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2183 Okay, now I really need to see an ID. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2184 Can one of you make up your mind? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2185 We don't serve ultimatums. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2186 It's been over an hour! Figure out who's going to pay the bill! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2187 C'mon, guys. I haven't got all day. Just figure out a way among yourselves to decide who goes first. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2188 Life’s no game fellas. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2189 Look! We serve hard liquor to men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the place atmosphere. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2190 Well, well—if it isn't Rick, Piper, and Smithers. 1.2319 0.07485 69 60 2 7
2191 No fighting anllowed over the menu! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2192 Any drunken cyclical arguments and you're all cut off. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2193 No pockets, no wallets, no drinks. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2194 „What is this? A bad joke?“ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2195 How come every time there’s a fight it’s always you three? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2196 Read the sign; no gambling! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2197 No I will not play you for the bar tab 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2198 No more arguing! Baseball bat, behind this bar can beat all three of you. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2199 Oh,for Pete’s sake! What’s it gonna be?! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2200 No! You pay for your drinks like everyone else! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2201 No, actually, your bills don’t ‘cancel eachother out.’ 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2202 You'll cover him, right? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2203 Who can I help first? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2204 Which of you is the tough guy? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2205 Why the long face? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2206 I hate all three of you 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2207 Not all at once! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2208 Before I bring your drinks, gentlemen, figure out which one of you is paying the tab. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2209 This doesn’t work if you all shout at the same time. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2210 Look me in the eye and tell me you all can’t be winners if you try. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2211 Not until I know he will cover you. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2212 For the last time, we do only trivia nights here. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2213 so,who is buying? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2214 A round of shoots? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2215 That's how you're going to choose who pays? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2216 Well, I think you ought to be able to figure out who picks up the tab. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2217 Take it outside! Every time you guys come in here, something always gets smashed, cut, or covered! 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
2218 No, I will NOT "play a game" for your tab. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2219 I will not “best two out of three” for your bar tab. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2220 I'll make the decision for you. You're all drunk. Go home. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2221 You are wrong - an atomic bomb beats everything. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2222 None of you had hands, how are you going to hold a drink? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2223 I'm gonna have to see some I.D. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2224 Look, either you guys figure out a way to decide who's paying, or nobody's drinking! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2225 Make my day! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2226 How do you want to settle the tab? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2227 Okay, here we go again, I'm gonna count to 3 and you're going to tell me who's paying the tab. We can't keep doing this all night. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2228 I don’t care how you decide, just pay the goddam check! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2229 Well, I have a shoe, so we can make it work. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2230 How about we toss a coin? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2231 Wait, did you guys just do enney -meeny-miney-moe? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2232 Can’t you just flip a coin or something? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2233 So it’s credit card roulette, then? 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2234 Look you knuckleheads, I don’t care how you decide who pays but it’s closing time! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2235 How do you respond to critics who claim your game is too simple to solve complex disputes? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2236 Been a lifelong game, you say? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2237 Alright, you three get into any kind of argument again, take it outside. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2238 we dont do expresso martinis… 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2239 I don’t care who wins, you’re all paying for the drinks 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2240 No, I’m not going to settle something once and for all. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2241 Look! Like I told you the last time,none of you can hold your liquor! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2242 For the last time, it's not Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shot! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2243 It's nothing personal. We’re just trying to avoid any “rocky” relationships, “tearable” conversations and “cutting” remarks tonight! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2244 No more games. What will it be in 1, 2, 3...? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2245 If you can't decide who's covering the tab, then I'm afraid you're going to have to flip a coin. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2246 Know what I'd like a round of? Money, barman, drinks. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2247 Start fighting like last time and youse three are outta here! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2248 How come you can't decide who pays? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2249 When the three of you show up here together, no one wins. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2250 How'll you gonna decide who's pickin up the check? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2251 Alright, figure out who’s gonna pay this bar tab. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2252 I bet none of you can handle a shot! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2253 One of you is gonna have to go. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2254 So it’s all just a big show for the cameras? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2255 Well, well, well... if it ain't Eenie, Meenie, and Mo. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2256 I don't care if your tournament ended in a draw, someone has to pickup the tab. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2257 WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE THE BEER BOTTLE ,CUT THE TABLE CLOTH IN HALF AND WIPED NOCHO'S ALL OVER THE BATHROOM WALLS? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2258 I thought we banned you guys after the last fight 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2259 No, this isn't where the Iowa Caucus meets. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2260 ”Yeah, you yahoos. But who picks up the tab? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2261 I'm countin' to three....!!! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2262 No ID, no service. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2263 The winner shouts the crowd. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2264 I'll need cash up front. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2265 Best 2 out of 3. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2266 You gotta stop beating each other up. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2267 Cash only. No games ! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2268 Alright, so who's first? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2269 I don't care which one of you it is, but somebody's gotta pay the tab. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2270 No, "Thumbzies," has not been here today!" 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2271 I knew I shouldn’t have smoked that joint before I came to work today 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2272 Fine. How do you want to settle the tab? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2273 Okay guys, this isn't funny...you know who goes first! 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2274 Look, I don't care how you work it out, but one of you HAS to be the designated driver. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2275 Who' next? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2276 I don't care how you decide, but somebody better cover this tab. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2277 Let me guess, 1-2-3 shots? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2278 All right, Paper, this is the last time you use that “It’s on the Rock’s” line. None of you have paid your tab in weeks. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2279 We don't do split checks, so you're gonna have to decide among yourselves whose card to use. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2280 Drinks on the house - but only if Paper can beat Scissors.” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2281 Let’s just flip a coin. Heads: Jägermeister. Tails: Patrón. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2282 I don't care about your rules; who's paying for this round? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2283 I guess you guys want separate tabs? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2284 I don't know what game you're playing, but take it somewhere else! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2285 Awright, who's first?" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2286 What is this, some kind of joke? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2287 Who wants the local brew? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2288 You three want your drinks on the Rock? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2289 Another on the rocks? Ok, but it's cash only, so show me the paper or I'm cutting you off. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2290 Are y'all done deciding who's ordering first? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2291 I'm not going to stand here all day while you three decide who pays! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2292 One rule, no fights here! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2293 Alright then so we know Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. So where are the other two then? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2294 You're all paying separately. I don't have time to clean up the aftermath of your little game again. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2295 Look…yer allll losers, now scram! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2296 No games this time. Just tell me what you want. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2297 One of you has to leave. I don't care how you decide. 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2298 No I can't play to pay - that's a no win situation for me. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2299 C'mon guys, who's ordering first? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2300 Make up your frigging minds. I haven’t got all day. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2301 I’m not settling anything. Do you want drinks or not? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2302 Best two out of three? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2303 Whatta you mean you can't decide who's paying? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2304 I don’t care how you figure it out, one of you must pay the tab! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2305 Paper, you coverin’ Rock again? # 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2306 Okay,who's got this round? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2307 What?! You think my job is some kind of game? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2308 Not again! You guys have to decide whose paying before I pour the drinks. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2309 The usual? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2310 Let’s go by age or who was here first. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2311 What are the chances? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2312 I don’t know why paper beats rock. That’s just the way it is. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2313 This time you'll pay for your drinks in advance! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2314 All on one tab, fellas? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2315 Take your differences outside. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2316 Hey guys, It is your decision. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2317 I'm gonna beat all three of you if I don't see an I.D. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2318 Ok, guys, why don’t you shoot to see who orders first. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2319 Let's see some ID!!! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2320 Throuple? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2321 You all want screwdrivers? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
2322 We’ll have none of that nonsense here! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2323 to be honest I never got why paper covering rock was a thing either but those are the rules so pay up 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2324 It’s omakase, I choose. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2325 All on one tab? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2326 Winner gets a drink 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2327 Look, I don’t care who orders first but we close at 2 A.M. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2328 # “This here’s the Patty Cake bar fellas, you should get a move on.” 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2329 So another rock and a hard place? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2330 One, two, three, order. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2331 You have to pay your tab, I don't care how. Work it out amongst yourselves. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2332 We don't serve your kind here! We rely on instant replay to settle disputed calls. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2333 What'll it be...Rock? Paper? Scissor? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2334 ... and how long will it take this time until you know who will pay the bill? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2335 Hell no! One of you always win. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2336 I'll wait. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2337 Rock keeps hoping Scissors will get smashed, but Paper’s got Rock covered. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2338 Closing time! Which one of you chumps is paying the tab? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2339 On whose tab? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2340 I don't care who you think you are, no playing games in the bar. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2341 Guess what?!? All three of you are gonna pay! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2342 I’m serving you randomly. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2343 It’s a bit of a crapshoot whom I’ll serve first. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2344 I know you guys haven’t had a lot of work since they invented video games, but you’ve got to stop coming in here all the time! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2345 Your mothers should have told you this long ago: none of you wins all the time. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2346 Every time you’re here, a fight breaks out! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2347 You guys can never make up your minds what to eat! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2348 In this place, on the rocks always wins. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2349 So, you still can't decide what you want? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2350 What's your game? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2351 There will be no fighting tonight. I want to know in advance who will be picking up the tab. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2352 Enough games. Who wants to order first. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2353 No, you each need to pay upfront now. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2354 I don’t care who covered who, or who broke what, or who cut whatever. Shut up and order a drink and stop playing these stupid games. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2355 One of you has to choose first. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2356 Looks to me like Paper has to cover the bill. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2357 Unless you show some IDs no one is gonna win. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2358 Whomever has the money, wins. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2359 I can see you three are just spoiling for a fight! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2360 Stop bickering about who’s going to pay the bill and draw straws! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2361 Actually, luck has nothing to do with it… 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2362 First rule of whatever this is is we don't talk about whatever this is. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2363 Ok, for the last time, which one of you is paying 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2364 Listen. This time, you decide who pays, FIRST. 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
2365 Well you'll have to think of some way to decide who pays the tab. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2366 'Ya covered the rock, but none'a ya covered the tab! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2367 It's "shot" fellas, not "shoot." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2368 You guys lookin’ to sit down for a friendly game of poker? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2369 I gotta' hand it to you! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2370 I told you guys if you ever came back in here it would be separate checks. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2371 Okay. Which one’a you’s gonna pay?! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2372 I’m not serving anyone til I know who the designated driver is! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2373 You know I can’t serve you. You were all banned after The Squid Games finale. You gotta go. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2374 There is no way you are a rabbi. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2375 On the rocks" or not. There is no other choice 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2376 I don't care how you settle your differences, take it outside. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2377 Three craft beers, I assume. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2378 Paper covers Rock, I don't care who pays for Scissors, but I need a credit card to start a tab. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2379 This here is a peaceful establishment. Now take your dispute elsewhere. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2380 Who’s payin’’? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2381 Your cousins, Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo were just in here yesterday. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2382 Didn't I already tell you to take it outside?! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2383 What do you mean you can't figure out who will pay the tab? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2384 So ... separate tabs? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2385 So 3 whisky neat or on the rock? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2386 You boys are payin upfront,right?? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2387 Coming up—three bourbons, on the rock. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2388 If you guys can't decide what you want, you're going to have to leave! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2389 Absolutely not! None of you have won anything. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2390 Someone has to pay, I don't care how you decide! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2391 I just cleaned this place up after the bear-ninja-cowboy and kitten-tinfoil-microwave fights last week. Go get drunk and fight somewhere else! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2392 But ‘shoot’ WHAT?! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2393 It's offensive that you would just assume I want my drink 'on the rocks'! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2394 Look I don't care who won, you're still paying for your drinks. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2395 I don't care who beats who. I'm gonna beat all three o' ya unless someone pays this tab! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2396 Take it outside fellas! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2397 If you can't decide who's going to pay the tab, why don't you just play meeny meeny, miny, moe? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2398 Look, I don't care how you choose, but somebody better order a drink! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2399 I don't CARE who pays, why don't you decide. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2400 You can all pay for your own drinks. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2401 Oh, for cryin' out loud. Just do odds and evens like anyone else and pay the tab! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2402 Not you three again. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2403 Again...no shoes, no shirt, o service! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2404 Wadda ya halve? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2405 Look, I’m not gonna play your silly game anymore. One of you has to cover the tab. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2406 Yeah, well, I only play bacon, lettuce and tomato myself. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2407 Let me guess. A Rolling Rock, a Paper Plane, and a Scissors & Sage. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2408 Ok, which one of you is paying for the drinks? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2409 No drinks, this time, until you decide whose paying? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2410 Must we go through this everytime you pay. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2411 Somehow, you guys are gonna have to decide who gets to order first. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2412 Just go out back and duke it out like real men. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2413 Who”s picking up the tab today? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2414 Now. Who's gonna pay the tab? I'm sure you have a simple way of working that out amongst yourselves. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2415 You say Nixon lost to rock? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2416 I have to have better odds than one in three. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2417 You three? I don’t want any trouble tonight. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2418 I’ve told you guys, I’m not into that kinky stuff 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2419 How many rounds? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2420 I don’t care how you decide, but someone has to pay the tab! 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2421 Just make up your mind and order a drink, damn it. I have other customers. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2422 Paper covered Rock’s drinks, Rock got me smashed, now I’m insisting on splitting Paper’s Cheque. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2423 At least there won’t be any bar fights tonight 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2424 Who’s covering your tab? You decide. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2425 In my place we play my fist, your face and the door. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2426 Alright, who gets the tab? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2427 Here's another game. Pay the tab, or get thrown in the trash. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2428 What is it with this bar? Yesterday a minister, a priest and a rabbi walked in her. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2429 If you guys wanna drink, take your game outside. I ain't replacing this bar top a third time. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2430 Listen Fellas, I don't want any trouble here tonight. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2431 What are we doing here? No one plays us anymore. No one. We aren’t optimized for the attention economy. So, we’re pals now. It’s a lot simpler this way. A lot simpler. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2432 Great, but who's covering the bill? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2433 What’ll it be fellas, straight up, dry, or on the rocks? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2434 Listen - one of you has GOT to go first. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2435 Look, I don't care how you decide, someone's gotta pay the damn tab! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2436 I don't care which one of you pays for your drinks. Just make a decision. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2437 I'm betting you don't drink or pay 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2438 You guys just missed heads and tails and odds and evens. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2439 No, I won't flip you for it. Just pay your tab! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2440 You three just come from summer camp? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2441 I don't want any weird contests to decide who pays the tab this time. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2442 Cash or credit card. No games. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2443 I don't care how you decide, but one of you clowns needs to settle this bar tab. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2444 NO" I'm not falling for that BS again 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2445 Well one of you is going to have to order first! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2446 How was the playground? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2447 I want top shelf—paper is covering 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2448 I'll give you a 'gin on the rocks' smart guy! And who are the cut-ups with you tonight? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2449 Move on...the game here is darts 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2450 Let me guess: Scotch Rocks 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2451 There'll be none of your games here! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2452 Candidate #3, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you have the same approach to dispute resolution as your friends? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2453 No we don’t cut the drinks with anything sir 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2454 I have no time for this, make up your mind amongst yourselves 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2455 Dry January is for losers. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2456 Settle it outside. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2457 Make up your mind. I haven't got all day. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2458 No one has a cuff to put it on. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2459 Look, one of you needs to pay the tab. I don't have all day. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2460 One. of you please decide! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2461 Please don’t fight 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2462 I really don't care who pays for drinks. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2463 I don't care who won. I'm serving number 54. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2464 This is a darts-only establishment. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2465 Who covers the tab? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2466 Stop arguing...or bouncer beats all. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2467 There's no winning with you all 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2468 Look pal, I just listen. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2469 Get out! I draw the line to the priest, the minister and the rabbi. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2470 Shotgun beats you all so come up with a way to pay your bar tabs now! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2471 You guys need to figure out who's gonna pay! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2472 I’ll open a tab, but who’s paying? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2473 If you three can make nice for a change, I'll serve you. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2474 Settle a bet for me. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2475 You jerks are just so random. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2476 I don't have to choose: YOU have to choose! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2477 I don't care who wins the flip, cash rules ! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2478 Work it out between yourselves somehow. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2479 I don't care who's paying - but figure it out. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2480 Loser buys drinks! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2481 I'm not playing that game with you for drinks. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2482 So a rock, paper, and scissors walk into a bar”bartender says “shoot, I’ve heard this one a hundred times. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2483 I smell what the rock was cooking but we’re all sold out unless he pile-drives that pair of scissors. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2484 One... Two... 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
2485 Ok, who's paying? On three, two, one... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2486 I view life as half empty, or in you jokers' case...you're each a loser. Drink? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2487 ...unless, of course, it comes from the Roshambo region of France 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2488 Of all the bars in all the world you decided to walk into mine, how so? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2489 Before I pour,who's paying and no silly games. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2490 Settle this outside, you guys. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2491 My wife said I should be working on more mature ways to settle my arguments but I think we can talk her out of it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2492 Alright, shoot. Who's going first? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2493 Where’s the lizard and Spock? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2494 Well, one of yous have to pay! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2495 Ok guys, have you figured out who is paying for the drinks. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2496 So, who's covering Rock then? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2497 All right, what'll it be this time? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2498 I'll serve you, but one of you needs to give me a credit card NOW. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2499 Listen, I'm gonna call Mikey over here, and he'll smash cut and cover all of you if you don't knock it off! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2500 Well one of you is paying, however you decide that. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2501 We are not going to have a problem picking the designated driver, are we? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2502 Let's shoot to see who is going to tell this guy off. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2503 Look, I don’t care who orders first, just make up your minds. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2504 Closing time. Who's payin? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2505 I assume you're all having the same. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2506 Sorry Mr. Rochambeau, but the boss won’t let me do double or nothing on bar tabs no more. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2507 I know, I know. Cutty Sark. On the rocks. With a cocktail napkin. It wasn't funny the first time you eejits ordered it, and it still isn't. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2508 #rock,paper,scissors, drink! 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2509 No, we don't serve anything on the rock. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2510 C'mon, make a decision! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2511 Have you guys decided who's going to pay the bill? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2512 Sorry, no lizards here and my name isn't Spock. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2513 We only got matches for customers. What are you drinkin? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2514 I don't care WHO won. You still need to pay your tab. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2515 If you guys still can't decide, just go with our signature cocktail! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2516 No, you can't play Rock Paper Scissors for beers. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2517 Look, I don't care if you don't like to mix work with pleasure. At some point you guys are going to have to make a decision. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2518 You can’t all be down on your luck! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2519 Personally, I wouldn't risk a dry sandwich for zero-sum game theory, but that's just me. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2520 Todays special : “the screwdriver” 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2521 The Top Hat, Thimble, and Scottie were in here earlier. Sorry you didn’t get the gig. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2522 Alright, now I don’t want any trouble 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2523 Settle down,you guys. Don't make me declare a thumb war. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2524 Why don't I flip a coin to decide. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2525 The chili comes only one way. My way. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2526 Alright fellas, let’s settle this once and for all. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2527 I suppose you think this is funny? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2528 How do I know who to serve first??? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2529 Let me guess: you need a drink and a quick decision. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2530 If you guys can’t decide, I’m going have to flip a coin. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2531 Old school gamers? Mountain Dew it is. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2532 No, I'll decide who orders first! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2533 First decide who will pay! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2534 I hate to break it to you, but there is only 1 thing on the menu today. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2535 How do you want to settle up? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2536 You're going to have to come up with some way to decide who's paying the tab. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2537 Because it always ends badly, that's why 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2538 How come things always get ugly the moment one of you leaves? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2539 Paper covered the bill last time cause Rock said Scissors was broke. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2540 I see one of yas getting smashed tonight. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2541 Will you guys make up your minds already! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2542 what’ll it be-who’s first? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2543 Someone needs to pick up the bill, who's the decision maker here? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2544 Another "shoot," huh? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2545 I don’t get it… is it like a sex thing? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2546 You guys need to come up with a way to decide who is picking up this tab. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2547 So have you figured out who's paying? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2548 OK, you guys. The last time you came in here .rock got smashed by scissors and paper tried to cover the whole thing up so I’m not serving when you guys anymore. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2549 Still haven’t figured out who’s paying? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2550 So let me get this straight. In rock, paper, scissors, shot: Scissors cut paper Paper covers rock Rock slams the shot The shot rusts the scissors Paper dissolves in the shot And as it always has, Rock crushes scissors? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2551 No, you take a number! That's how this works. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2552 Can't we just arm wrestled this time? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2553 Alright, fellas, we can't do this all night. Who's paying the tab? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2554 OK... If you guys can't solve you disputes in a civilized manner, you are going to have to leave" 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2555 You guys gotta sort this out amongst yourselves. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2556 OK, the question’s always who goes first, so... is it Rock Paper Scissors or Scissors Paper Rock? And do you want straws or sippy cups? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2557 C'mon guys, why is it so hard for you to choose a designated driver? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2558 We don't serve non-transitives. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2559 OK guys 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2560 I need to know ahead of time who is going to pay the tab! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2561 Yeah! Rock, Paper, Scissors. Whose paying??? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2562 I'm not in the mood for games, so what's your order? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2563 Well, the three of you need to figure out who is going to pay the tab. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2564 Yeah, the Match was here about an hour ago. When he left he was totally burnt out.” 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2565 I got two beers on tap, fellas. Shouldn't be this hard to decide! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2566 Didn't you see the sign: No drinking with scissors. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2567 I've got a better idea: first one with cash gets served first. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2568 I can sense when a drinking game is about to begin! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2569 Whaddya think this is? Some kind of game? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2570 I don't care who "won"! One of you needs to settle up! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2571 I’ll beat all of you if you don’t pay up 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2572 Oh come on, there's got to be a way you can decide who's paying 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2573 Why don't you guys settle first who is paying 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2574 There's one piece of Mom's homemade apple pie left. Does one of you want it? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2575 Just what kind of game are you guys up to? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2576 Listen Paper, Rock said you'd be covering this. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2577 “Eeny, Meeny, and Miney are regulars, that’s why.” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2578 Not until you figure out who's picking up the tab. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2579 For the last time, I haven't seen a match! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2580 Enough of your shenanigans! This is a a never ending game with you guys. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2581 I still need to see some ID! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2582 ...because it takes you too long to settle the tab! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2583 So you threw up in the bathroom? Guess a screwdriver beats all three of you 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2584 Don't ask me - you guys find a way to figure out who pays. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
2585 Why don't you decide for a change? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2586 I'm not going to let you three cut my hair again. Look what you did last time. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2587 No heavy-handed stuff or you're all out. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2588 For the last time, I will not play your game for your tab! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2589 Forget about Atari--those kids will come crying for you real soon. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2590 Look, decide what you want or get out of here! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2591 Get out of here or I'll shoot! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2592 No games this time. Who's paying? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2593 Why don’t you ro-sham-beau for the first round? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2594 Did you bring the hands with you? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2595 Listen mister, we three are done playing games! Just to make sure we’re clear: No more serving drinks on Rocks. No more using Paper for straws. And finally, no more humiliating Scissors by making him create cocktail garnishes! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2596 Only drinks here, no games! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2597 Okay, shoot! What’ll you have? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2598 Guys…..we’re not gonna sit here and do this all night. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2599 Can we run a tab. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2600 Choose your poison. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2601 Just tell me who's paying! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2602 John, Ken, Poy: Life is not a smorgasbord of random happenstance. You only get what's on today's menu. Next! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2603 I don't care how you settle it... I gotta close up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2604 This time? You guys flip a coin. Got it? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2605 I wanna know who’s paying before you start the “Rock, Paper, Scissors” thing and run off. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2606 I'm sorry, but the spatula can't play today." 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2607 Just pay up… I ain’t waiting for the best two out of three. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2608 Want me to decide who pays? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2609 I’ll rock, paper, scissors you if someone doesn’t take care of this tab soon. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2610 Look guys, we are busy, so I’m gonna beat all three of you if you pick a drink now. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2611 ID’s please? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2612 Shaken, not stirred. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2613 No need to fret over indecision here, boys. There’s only one drink on the menu. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2614 Long day at the playground huh? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2615 Cuttin' or crushin' is fine, but if I see any more coverin' you're outta here! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2616 Stop passing the buck and pay the tab! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2617 Someone's gonna pay me. Can't you decide like grown ups? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2618 I’ve got one beer left, how do we decide who gets it? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2619 Hey, did a priest, a minister, and a rabbi send you guys here? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2620 I will need a credit card before you order. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2621 All I’m saying is paper covers scissors as easily as rock - I win, period. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2622 I only serve on the rocks! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2623 ‘Mustard beats ketchup, ranch beats mustard, okay?’ 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2624 We’ll split the check. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2625 You think this is a game? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2626 Why don't you just split the bill evenly? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2627 Whose tab? On the Rock's? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2628 A new drinking game, I see. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2629 Doesn’t anyone play darts anymore? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2630 Get the fuck out of here. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2631 I'm gonna need to see some I.D. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2632 No service until you figure out which one of you will pay the bill. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2633 Well, someone's gotta pay for the drinks - how're you gonna choose who? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2634 Alright guys,who's next 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2635 To hell they’re your scissors! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2636 Do you want it grinded, wrapped, or sliced? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2637 Well shoot, looks like paper can only cover rock 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2638 It's always the same thing with you guys, a couple of drinks and it's "Two out of three, two out of three". 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2639 You’ll have to work out the tab amongst yourselves. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2640 This is definitely the last time I'm dropping acid before a shift. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2641 I told you guys last time, don’t start no fights with each other 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2642 Will we be behaving ourselves tonight, gentleman? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2643 I hear you’re big in Japan 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2644 Only one piece of pie left, fellas. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2645 I take cash. Not the odds. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2646 Okay, which one of you clowns feels like a winner today? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2647 Only one of you gets a drink. Who will it be? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2648 Sorry Guys, we only have one Bud Light left. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2649 We can’t decide who’s gonna pay. Do you have a coin? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2650 Shut up Rock or I'll have Paper shut you up! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2651 Not until a certain someone covers a certain something from last week. You all know who I'm talking about. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2652 Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe just left. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2653 Make up your minds. Do you want cocktails or mocktails? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2654 First, let's determine who's paying. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2655 Sorry, we got Cointreau, but no Rochambeau. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2656 OK: three bourbons - one on the rocks, one for the guy who's three sheets to the wind, and one for the guy who wants to cut it with water. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2657 As a thruple,you guys have some serious issues! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2658 Your wife was in here looking for you earlier. She thinks you’re covering something up. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2659 The one-handed man left an hour ago. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2660 I don’t care who beats who. Settle your disagreements outside of my bar 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2661 Stop cutting the line. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2662 Before you get to 'stone hits bartender,' you're all outta here. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2663 Shouldn’t you three be in school? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2664 I'm mot playing your game. You each get your own tab. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2665 Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2666 I don’t make the rules! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2667 Take the fight outside! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2668 This time I first need to know who’s paying. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2669 Sometimes you wanna go,where everybody knows your gaaaaa-aa-aame. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2670 Okay you guys, I know your game, and I ain't playing it. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2671 Sorry,I can only serve one of you. You guys decide 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
2672 That offer doesn’t cut it !” 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2673 Choices can't be choosers! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2674 I'll tell you one last time! If you say 'Shoot' in here one more time; Bartender breaks Rock, burns Paper and breaks Scissors in two! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2675 I don't care who wins. You each pay your own bill. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2676 Fine, Paper covers Rock, but who’s paying for Scissors over here? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2677 Rock, paper, scissors... shoot, i forgot my wallet. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2678 I guess I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamines 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2679 no, I don’t play games, and I just wanna know who’s paying 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2680 If you can’t decide who’s paying, maybe just flip a coin? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2681 Complete and utter child’s play! Get outta here! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2682 Scissors cut paper in line, so Paper got the cover, which means all drinks are on the rock 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2683 You’ve all had your shots, now shoot! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2684 There is no choice. Can I see some ID 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2685 No, you can't order the best 2 out of 3 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2686 You guys gotta figure out who is buying the drinks. Duke it out. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2687 You guys can work it out who is going to pay the tab. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2688 So….who’s gonna cover the bill, fellas? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2689 No more contests, mates, or it's separate checks! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2690 I think I know how you are going to determine who’s paying. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2691 Yeah,well loser pays or no drinks! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2692 Oh, cute. And what do paper, rock, scissors want to drink? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2693 OK. Who’s ordering first? Go ahead. I’ll wait. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2694 No, the tab is not going to be crushed, covered, or cut tonight. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2695 I own you! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2696 I've got a fist full of whiskey. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2697 Yeah? I say kale beats all! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2698 Now I hope this goes without saying, fellas, but in this establishment we shoot on go! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2699 C'mon boys, I don't have all day! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2700 This is MY bar, we only do Trivia Thursday and that’s final! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2701 Can't you think of some way to settle this yourselves? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2702 Whoa,Whoa,Whoa! Before I serve a single drink to you clowns I need to know who’s paying the tab right NOW! 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2703 No, you guys decide. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2704 Awright, you boys are gonna have to take this out back. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2705 I'm sorry. We are out of everything. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2706 Oh, no. This time you pay up front. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2707 Take it somewhere else. I'm working. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2708 What did you decide? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2709 How'd you like your drinks, poured on the rock? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2710 What are you guys having? We’ll have a Paper Plane on the rocks with a cut of lemon please. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2711 One, two, three, SHOOT 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2712 I don't have time for games! What do you want to drink! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2713 What do you mean- you want to split the check three ways? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2714 Unfortunately, I only have one left. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2715 Let me guess: paper’s covering rock, scissors and paper are splitting. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2716 What do you mean, you told my bouncer he could go home? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2717 How do you decide who pays? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2718 Stone, scroll, shears… 3 silly Ss vs Humam! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2719 Heads or tails? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2720 Hey guys, move it along. You're scaring off our indecisive customers. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2721 Make up your minds! This isn't a game. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2722 Listen, it's go on "shoot" there is no "says" 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2723 Which one of you has a credit card? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2724 No, I will NOT call you Rochambeau! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2725 Tough guys, eh? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2726 OK then, could one of you decide? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2727 Ok so rock,paper,and scissors walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Who’s paying the bill.” 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2728 Sorry, nothing beats last call 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2729 Can't you decide yet on what you want to drink? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2730 Ok I will play but you still have to pay for your drinks” 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2731 There'll be no wrappin', cuttin' or smashin' in here unless I'm doin' it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2732 We don't serve Ro-Chambourd. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2733 Somebody covers tab, expenses break establishment, or I cut service. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2734 How many times do I gotta tell you guys!?! We don’t serve hands here. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2735 Can you settle a bet for those people in the back? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2736 Enough of loser has to pay. Someone just pay! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2737 What ever happened to that priest, rabbi, and….. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2738 So, it's a drinking game now? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2739 I told you guys before, no handouts! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2740 What’s the Tab?” “Oh, they’ll go on Shoot. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2741 Dudes, I get paid by the hour, take as long as you like… 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2