Contest #881


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Listen you guys, I just went through this with Eenie, Meenie, Minie and Moe.” 1.7674 0.01847 1870 864 577 429
1 This place was so much nicer when you were a priest, a rabbi and an Irishman. 1.7290 0.01885 1819 901 510 408
2 Looks like you guys might need a hand. 1.7237 0.01986 1625 807 460 358
3 So if paper’s covering rock, who’s picking up the tab for scissors? 1.7190 0.01901 1630 773 542 315
4 No, paper doesn't cover rock unless paper is a twenty dollar bill. 1.7014 0.02132 1333 662 407 264
5 Why does everything always have to be a competition with you three? 1.6986 0.01879 1586 755 554 277
6 I know paper’s covering rock, but who’s paying for scissors? 1.6918 0.02403 983 477 332 174
7 Here, we draw straws. 1.6911 0.01808 1716 828 590 298
8 Pay up front. I know how this ends. 1.6797 0.01837 1717 860 547 310
9 Whaddaya mean, 'you can't decide'? 1.6756 0.02052 1347 671 442 234
10 From now on you’re all getting separate checks. 1.6683 0.01758 1845 933 591 321
11 We had a priest, a rabbi and a pastor in here last week. 1.6676 0.01835 1703 865 539 299
12 One of you is paying, and this time you’re drawing straws. 1.6581 0.02029 1287 636 455 196
13 Does paper also cover the check? 1.6581 0.01692 1901 953 645 303
14 3 whiskeys, neat. But they’re all on the rock. 1.6424 0.01852 1636 856 509 271
15 So paper covers rock, but not the tab? 1.6416 0.01764 1702 865 582 255
16 Nobody cares that you're famous. No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.6397 0.01872 2015 1205 331 479
17 What covers tab? 1.6306 0.02866 731 404 193 134
18 Time to pay your own tab, Rock...Paper's done covering you. 1.6296 0.01800 1590 813 553 224
19 So, should we flip a coin? 1.6280 0.02002 1301 671 443 187
20 So that'll be a Cutty Sark, Paper Plane and a scotch on the Rock? 1.6205 0.01950 1460 787 440 233
21 Bar breaks rock, Bar crumples paper, and Bar blunts scissors. Now, one of you, pay up. 1.6195 0.01977 1419 766 427 226
22 The only way we're gonna solve this is by flipping a coin. 1.6161 0.01966 1339 702 449 188
23 I've had it with you guys--I'm giving you separate checks. 1.6108 0.02364 997 547 291 159
24 Get out! Scissors is smashed, Paper is cut off, and Rock you never pay unless Paper covers you. 1.6083 0.02395 988 549 277 162
25 Not this time boys...we're flipping a coin today! 1.6033 0.02480 842 451 274 117
26 …or I could just split the bill three ways. 1.5978 0.02923 624 342 191 91
27 If only there was a way to choose who picks up the tab. 1.5917 0.02421 911 505 273 133
28 Can't you guys just flip a coin? 1.5897 0.03616 390 212 126 52
29 This is a fast-food joint. You guys'll hafta draw straws. 1.5871 0.02684 947 599 140 208
30 We settle things like men here, I declare a thumb war. 1.5851 0.02502 870 492 247 131
31 Frankly, the priest, minister, and rabbi were a lot more amusing. 1.5834 0.02585 857 498 218 141
32 Sorry. We’re under contract with Eeney, Meeney, Miney, & Moe. 1.5832 0.02484 859 481 255 123
33 OK, no service until I know who's paying. On count of 3! 1.5807 0.02537 799 443 248 108
34 No more alcohol. You’re stoned, looks like you’ve folded, and you can’t cut it. 1.5803 0.02777 841 523 148 170
35 I agree it makes more sense than caucuses, but it’s not in the constitution. 1.5782 0.02683 799 469 198 132
36 For the last time, I don’t care how you decide but one of you has to settle this tab! 1.5779 0.02508 796 438 256 102
37 Just once I'd like to see one of you guys pick up the check without making a huge production out of it. 1.5750 0.02622 807 468 214 125
38 You three are great at settling everything but your tab. 1.5729 0.02591 761 426 234 101
39 Look, fellas, this is a nice quiet place we got here, so no games, ok?" 1.5682 0.02548 718 389 250 79
40 If you can't make up your mind, flip a coin 1.5654 0.02658 711 400 220 91
41 You guys are in the wrong joke! 1.5632 0.02813 680 396 185 99
42 Whaddya mean ya can’t decide? 1.5610 0.02811 656 377 190 89
43 Do you guys need a minute to decide 1.5602 0.02725 673 381 207 85
44 For once guys, can’t you just agree on who is buying this round without all of the drama. 1.5595 0.02782 647 367 198 82
45 Still trying to figure out who will pay for the tab? 1.5590 0.02748 644 361 206 77
46 Sorry, but this here's an eeny meeny miny moe bar. 1.5587 0.02913 682 414 155 113
47 I'm gonna have to ask you gents to settle your differences outside. 1.5585 0.02950 573 325 176 72
48 I know who you are, but you still need to show me your IDs. 1.5581 0.02794 654 375 193 86
49 Three whiskeys...on the rock 1.5562 0.02894 649 384 169 96
50 I don’t care how you decide, but somebody’s gotta pay for those drinks! 1.5557 0.02841 619 353 188 78
51 Let me guess, loser buys the next round, right? 1.5545 0.02771 615 343 203 69
52 Sorry, only two specials left - you're going to have to work it out amongst yourselves. 1.5538 0.03578 455 279 100 76
53 Don't make me choose. 1.5512 0.02831 606 344 190 72
54 Beer beats wine. Wine beats tequila. Tequila beats beer.” 1.5506 0.03262 632 418 80 134
55 Look, I don't care how you work it out. Someone has to pay up. 1.5481 0.02999 551 317 166 68
56 I'm more of a 'one potato, two potato, three potato, four' kind of guy 1.5478 0.02833 586 330 191 65
57 I keep tellin’ ya, best I can do is a screwdriver. 1.5464 0.02984 560 324 166 70
58 You're too late, they flipped a coin. 1.5461 0.03018 575 340 156 79
59 Cash beats plastic. 1.5427 0.02981 597 357 156 84
60 If only there was an easy way to settle your bar tab. 1.5389 0.03103 527 311 148 68
61 You guys ain’t leaving this place until somebody explains to me why in the hell paper beats rock!?! 1.5388 0.03056 516 298 158 60
62 No more games. One of you needs to pay the damned tab already. 1.5371 0.03095 499 288 154 57
63 This time you’re getting separate checks. 1.5357 0.03319 588 390 81 117
64 Ironic that none of you have hands. 1.5329 0.03238 501 303 129 69
65 Look at you's, one at rock bottom, another two sheets to the wind, and this guy can't cut it. Get outta here! 1.5297 0.03437 489 310 99 80
66 Oh for chrissake, can't you just flip a coin? 1.5284 0.03303 528 335 107 86
67 Why don’t y’all just flip a coin? 1.5283 0.03157 513 309 137 67
68 No charge, Rock. Paper’s got you covered. 1.5275 0.03187 491 293 137 61
69 You guys will have to settle this outside. 1.5270 0.03129 463 266 150 47
70 In this bar, I’m the one who decides! 1.5258 0.03136 485 285 145 55
71 So Paper, you’re covering Rock’s tab? I couldn’t hear you because Scissors over here cut you off. 1.5255 0.03362 470 289 115 66
72 I’m not in the mood for any games tonight fellas. 1.5252 0.03219 457 268 138 51
73 Oh No! I’m not playing your little game again! 1.5243 0.03246 452 266 135 51
74 I don’t care if it’s a three way tie. One of you has to pay. 1.5243 0.03230 452 265 137 50
75 You're going to have to find a way to come to a decision. 1.5195 0.03249 437 256 135 46
76 there’s a joke here somewhere 1.5133 0.03404 413 248 118 47
77 After all that now you want separate checks?” 1.5080 0.03441 439 275 105 59
78 Enough with your rocky stares, paper-thin excuses, and cutting remarks! 1.5079 0.05338 189 120 42 27
79 You three ain't exactly a priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer. 1.5075 0.03592 400 250 97 53
80 Hmm, if only there were some way to decide who to serve first. 1.5072 0.03471 416 257 107 52
81 Okay, guys, on the count of three…… who’s paying for this round? 1.5038 0.04203 266 161 76 29
82 Look, I don't care who orders first. 1.5028 0.03461 362 213 116 33
83 Are you guys gonna make a decision or what? 1.5027 0.03471 370 220 114 36
84 I'm gonna ask you to settle this outside. 1.5014 0.03527 365 219 109 37
85 You guys figure it out. 1.5000 0.03765 328 199 94 35
86 I know Paper covers Rock, but who’s paying for you, Scissors? 1.5000 0.03813 400 266 68 66
87 I'm sure you can find a way to work it out yourselves. 1.4987 0.03664 377 237 92 48
88 It’s not my fault that it’s on the rocks every time! 1.4986 0.03634 359 220 99 40
89 Not again. This time you get separate checks. 1.4976 0.03578 422 273 88 61
90 I need to know NOW who’s picking up the tab. 1.4973 0.03569 368 225 103 40
91 I don't care how you figure it out, but who's going to pay for your drinks? 1.4972 0.03429 360 212 117 31
92 I don’t care who you are - I am NOT playing you for the bill. 1.4957 0.03636 347 211 100 36
93 Paper covers Rock, it's always been that way, now pay your bill. 1.4943 0.03807 348 220 84 44
94 Frankly, it's none of your business whether Eeeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe were here earlier. 1.4935 0.03695 383 246 85 52
95 You want a screwdriver? That makes things even more confusing. 1.4928 0.03771 347 218 87 42
96 Three margaritas on the Rock, please! 1.4891 0.03695 321 194 97 30
97 This is a singles bar. The pair of scissors has to go. 1.4891 0.03941 366 245 63 58
98 Who let you out of the Supreme Court Building?! 1.4883 0.03750 383 251 77 55
99 Obviously, there's one way we can't settle this. 1.4881 0.03746 336 209 90 37
100 Rock, paper, scissors, my ass. Cash only! 1.4875 0.03697 359 227 89 43
101 No, this time you guys are going to settle it BEFORE I pour the first round. 1.4866 0.03661 372 237 89 46
102 Do you really think that a Screwdriver is going to help the situation? 1.4857 0.03875 350 228 74 48
103 So … whose first? 1.4848 0.03796 330 207 86 37
104 I don't care how you decide, someone's got to pick up the tab. 1.4840 0.04471 250 160 59 31
105 Okay, I give up. Which one’s the Rabbi? 1.4839 0.04018 341 227 63 51
106 I don't give a damn how you work it out, but someone has to pay. 1.4830 0.03831 323 203 84 36
107 I could flip a coin if that would help. 1.4812 0.03557 345 211 102 32
108 I told you, I’m tired of playing games! 1.4810 0.03735 316 194 92 30
109 Have you tried flipping a coin? 1.4807 0.03713 337 211 90 36
110 Look, pal, I don't care whose turn it is. Just flip a coin already. 1.4806 0.03703 310 188 95 27
111 Oh yes, it's true. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe used to come in here all the time. 1.4788 0.03869 307 192 83 32
112 Paper, are you covering this? 1.4780 0.03751 341 217 85 39
113 How come every time you guys settle up somebody has to get hurt? 1.4780 0.03773 341 218 83 40
114 Rock, Paper's got you covered, but, Scissors, you're cut off! 1.4773 0.03685 352 224 88 40
115 First decide who’s paying the tab- it didn’t go well the last time. 1.4770 0.03696 304 184 95 25
116 No dice. 1.4765 0.03982 298 189 76 33
117 Sorry fellas - we just flip coins around here. 1.4765 0.03762 319 199 88 32
118 What, the priest and the rabbi couldn’t settle this? 1.4765 0.03941 319 206 74 39
119 I’ve got a bat back here that beats all of you! 1.4763 0.03912 338 222 71 45
120 Have you decided? 1.4747 0.03787 297 182 89 26
121 Maybe this time you three should just do separate checks. 1.4747 0.04104 297 193 67 37
122 This is Happy Hour. Unresolved Conflict hour doesn't start til 7 . 1.4738 0.03911 325 211 74 40
123 You guys work it out. 1.4737 0.04086 304 199 66 39
124 Just Decide. 1.4719 0.03726 320 200 89 31
125 I don’t care if it was a three way tie, someone’s gotta pay up 1.4710 0.03883 293 183 82 28
126 All right, best out of three buys a round. 1.4708 0.03841 291 180 85 26
127 You three are indecisive? Oh the irony. 1.4708 0.04071 308 203 65 40
128 You could always draw straws 1.4704 0.03703 338 215 87 36
129 Settle it amongst yourselves, boys. 1.4701 0.03863 268 162 86 20
130 I can figure out who the rabbi is but who's the priest and who's the minister ? 1.4698 0.04009 298 192 72 34
131 Lemme guess: Paper's gonna cover it? 1.4698 0.04157 281 182 66 33
132 How do you want to settle the bill? 1.4677 0.03973 310 202 71 37
133 Unless papers got enough to cover scissors too, you all are outta here. 1.4671 0.04011 289 185 73 31
134 Paper covers tab. 1.4664 0.03893 298 189 79 30
135 I know what you're thinking-but actually we're gonna split the bill three ways 1.4660 0.03709 309 192 90 27
136 Enough of your games! Who's paying the tab? 1.4653 0.03846 303 192 81 30
137 I don't care HOW you decide, as long as this tab gets settled. 1.4652 0.04052 273 173 73 27
138 Statistically speaking, you’re all losers. 1.4649 0.04162 299 200 59 40
139 Heads - I win. Tails - you lose. You guys got a better idea? 1.4643 0.04074 280 180 70 30
140 What do you mean you can’t decide who is paying? 1.4620 0.03902 303 195 76 32
141 Well, I don’t think I need to point out which one of you is going to get smashed tonight, who will be cut off for being a lightweight, and which one will hit rock bottom. 1.4618 0.03921 301 194 75 32
142 “So a separate tab for Scissors, but Paper covers Rock?” 1.4615 0.04340 273 183 54 36
143 Just flip a coin, dammit! 1.4613 0.04172 271 176 65 30
144 Before I serve any of ya, you'd better decide who's gonna pay the tab. 1.4613 0.04039 271 172 73 26
145 Yeah, well, plastic beats all three of you—now pay up! 1.4610 0.04171 308 210 54 44
146 You guys still haven’t figured out how to decide who pays? 1.4604 0.04188 278 183 62 33
147 I can't put it on the card, he left 5 minutes ago. 1.4604 0.04341 265 176 56 33
148 Get outta here. The last time I saw this scam, NOBODY paid. 1.4588 0.04019 279 179 72 28
149 No, I will not give you a free drink if I lose. 1.4586 0.04127 266 171 68 27
150 Let me guess how you decide who picks up the tab. 1.4572 0.03749 304 192 85 27
151 Enough allright, it was best out of three. Time to pay up rock. 1.4570 0.04170 256 164 67 25
152 Let me guess, AI took your jobs too? 1.4563 0.04559 263 182 42 39
153 On top of the obvious conflict before me, I have realized none of you can pick up a shot glass. 1.4556 0.04437 270 185 47 38
154 Why don’t you take turns paying instead of going through that stupid routine every day? 1.4552 0.04057 290 191 66 33
155 I don’t care who covers whom — just pay your damn tab. 1.4545 0.04060 275 178 69 28
156 You just missed Eenie, Meanie, Mynie and Moe. 1.4545 0.04220 275 183 59 33
157 Don't make me guess who's buying the first round. 1.4538 0.04086 260 166 70 24
158 Surely there must be SOME WAY you guys decide who pays! 1.4535 0.04072 258 164 71 23
159 Okay, which one of you wise guys ordered the screwdriver? 1.4527 0.04298 296 206 46 44
160 Can't you just flip a coin? 1.4516 0.04188 248 159 66 23
161 Bartender beats rock, paper and scissors. 1.4502 0.04328 271 184 52 35
162 I don't care if everyone on earth knows who you are, I still need to see IDs. 1.4491 0.04270 265 177 57 31
163 Forget it--you guys pay for your drinks just like everybody else! 1.4486 0.04126 243 154 69 20
164 Pay up Scissors, Paper covered Rock. 1.4473 0.04406 237 156 56 25
165 Last call. Who's paying? 1.4465 0.04066 271 177 67 27
166 You in the middle...you gonna cover this? 1.4461 0.04019 269 174 70 25
167 All right you guys, take your argument outside. 1.4461 0.03914 269 171 76 22
168 Ok, so who is ordering first? 1.4458 0.04285 240 156 61 23
169 Why does it aways have to be, "on the rocks?" 1.4454 0.04269 238 154 62 22
170 I don't go through this again with you guys, who's paying? 1.4444 0.04235 234 150 64 20
171 Who’s gonna pay? 1.4436 0.04222 266 178 58 30
172 1.4435 0.04983 230 165 28 37
173 Yeah yeah, best two outta three, best three outta five, somebody’s still covering these drinks. 1.4426 0.04178 235 150 66 19
174 I’ll just split the bill three ways. 1.4418 0.04052 249 159 70 20
175 Listen, I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay... 1.4415 0.04366 265 182 49 34
176 Would you guys make a decision already? 1.4413 0.03990 281 185 68 28
177 I can't serve you guys any more tonight. You're stoned, you're three sheets to the wind, and you're half-cut. 1.4411 0.04489 263 184 42 37
178 C'mon guys, just DECIDE! Jeez. 1.4410 0.04208 229 146 65 18
179 You’re in the wrong joke. 1.4409 0.04439 254 174 48 32
180 You guys again? You must be making money hand over fist. 1.4400 0.04259 225 144 63 18
181 Just my luck… one who’s stoned, one who looks plastered, and one who’s a cut up. 1.4400 0.04660 225 153 45 27
182 Two out of three. 1.4395 0.04379 223 145 58 20
183 Shall we just say ‘bartenders choice’ and call it a day? 1.4395 0.04238 223 142 64 17
184 I'm going to have to ask you fellas to leave. We are strictly a coin toss establishment. 1.4391 0.04371 230 151 57 22
185 Two-out-of-three. I don't have all day. 1.4389 0.04092 262 172 65 25
186 Look, it sounds like you guys should have settled this before you came in here... 1.4388 0.04194 237 153 64 20
187 Too late— happy hour ended while you were trying to decide. 1.4386 0.05315 171 116 35 20
188 Ever hear of flipping a coin? 1.4385 0.04309 244 162 57 25
189 I run a respectable place here...nobody beats nobody...got it? 1.4385 0.04348 244 163 55 26
190 Look, I only have one bottle of beer left. Is there a way you can settle who gets it? 1.4382 0.04221 251 166 60 25
191 Cash up front. Each pays their own. No ‘best two of three’. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
192 The place you're looking for is down the street... this is Eeny Meeny Miny Moe's. 1.4364 0.04574 236 162 45 29
193 Oh yeah? here's your choice.. fist, club or a bucket of ice water 1.4364 0.04513 220 146 52 22
194 That's enough! I’ll settle this: eeny meeny miny mo... 1.4356 0.04162 225 143 66 16
195 Okay fellas...who's buying? 1.4350 0.04139 223 141 67 15
196 Do you want it cut, wrapped or smashed? 1.4348 0.04269 253 170 56 27
197 I’m counting to three, then I’m throwing one of you out. 1.4336 0.04579 256 182 37 37
198 First, I had to deal with a priest, a rabbi, and an imam. Now, it's you three! 1.4335 0.04370 233 155 55 23
199 Come on guys, make up your mind! 1.4332 0.04461 217 143 54 20
200 Nice to see you three finally getting along. 1.4332 0.04413 217 142 56 19
201 I have a better idea. How about we flip a coin? 1.4327 0.04557 245 171 42 32
202 It’s on the rock, but we’ll take it neat. 1.4326 0.04539 215 143 51 21
203 Sorry, this is an odds or evens bar only. 1.4318 0.04321 220 143 59 18
204 Well, Paper, they said you're gonna cover it. 1.4318 0.04510 220 147 51 22
205 Alright boys, shoot. 1.4318 0.04646 220 150 45 25
206 No games. Separate checks or no food. 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
207 My bar, my rules. You don't show on 3. It's 1, 2, 3, then show! 1.4313 0.04745 211 144 43 24
208 So paper covers rock...who is covering scissors' tab? 1.4310 0.04252 232 152 60 20
209 Please, flip a coin. 1.4304 0.04494 230 156 49 25
210 Separate bills? 1.4303 0.04140 251 166 62 23
211 I need a decision fellas 1.4299 0.04504 214 142 52 20
212 Why don't you flip a coin? 1.4298 0.04169 235 153 63 19
213 I don’t care how you decide, but one of you has gotta pay. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
214 Gee, if there was only some way to decide who gets to order first. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
215 The priest, the rabbi, and the minister just left. 1.4286 0.04625 224 154 44 26
216 Hurry it up, you guys. The giant quarter at the end of the bar says she’ll flip the winner for the next round. 1.4279 0.04289 215 139 60 16
217 Is this a joke?" 1.4273 0.04621 227 157 43 27
218 C'mon guys, make a decision. 1.4273 0.04460 220 147 52 21
219 So, how’d it go at the Supreme Court this time? 1.4267 0.04421 232 157 51 24
220 Shall we flip a coin? 1.4266 0.04536 218 147 49 22
221 When you say on the rocks, does that mean he’s paying for it? 1.4262 0.04301 244 165 54 25
222 Listen you guys, I don’t care how you figure it out… someone owes me $37.50. 1.4260 0.04639 223 154 43 26
223 Everyone knows rock covers paper but I want to know who's covering this bar tab? 1.4258 0.04424 209 137 55 17
224 So who's gonna cover the tab? 1.4258 0.04372 209 136 57 16
225 I'll choose for you. 1.4257 0.04199 249 167 58 24
226 Enough with the games. Who’s settling up? 1.4255 0.04253 235 156 58 21
227 Did you guys come in here to drink or play games? 1.4240 0.04502 217 146 50 21
228 So how did you guys decide to come here? 1.4237 0.04405 236 161 50 25
229 I don't care if you're a rock, paper or scissors. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.4225 0.04513 213 143 50 20
230 It’s time that you guys stopped playing games and pay your tab. 1.4223 0.04359 206 134 57 15
231 YOU three decide who orders first! 1.4221 0.04350 199 128 58 13
232 You’re going to need a different way to settle up here. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
233 You three again. Let me guess, you want it over rocks, you want it with a napkin and you want it with a slice. 1.4215 0.04412 223 150 52 21
234 Alright, but which one of you is the rabbi? 1.4213 0.05039 197 139 33 25
235 I need to see everyone’s I.D 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
236 I don't suppose you've figured out who's paying? 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
237 Pay first! The last time I ended up owing you money. 1.4200 0.04614 200 134 48 18
238 Can I make a suggestion? How about you guys just running a tab instead of going through this every time? 1.4196 0.04487 224 153 48 23
239 What do you mean? You don't know how to decide? 1.4195 0.04739 205 141 42 22
240 You really want it on the rocks in a paper cup with sliced limes? 1.4195 0.04443 236 163 47 26
241 Let me guess: Cutty on the rocks with a paper chaser! 1.4190 0.04986 210 151 30 29
242 Enough Already, You've had more than three chances. One of you is going to have to pay! 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
243 NOTHING beats an ice-cold beer. 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
244 I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay for the drinks. 1.4183 0.04882 208 147 35 26
245 Why is everything a competition with you three? 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
246 I don't care HOW you decide -one of youse guys is pay'n this tab! 1.4167 0.04917 192 133 38 21
247 Listen, I don't care who was next. Find a way to figure it out and let me know. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
248 Not in my bar. You three can’t even get along when you’re sober! 1.4167 0.04157 228 150 61 17
249 No way am I making you guys a 'Screwdriver'! 1.4163 0.04564 233 164 41 28
250 Would you guys make your mind up already? 1.4162 0.04314 197 127 58 12
251 I know your game…but who’s gonna cover the tab???? 1.4158 0.04605 190 126 49 15
252 No, I do not ‘fancy a game of chance in lieu of cash’. 1.4149 0.04759 188 127 44 17
253 Ok, on three… 1.4146 0.04312 205 134 57 14
254 Last time: no shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4145 0.04384 234 161 49 24
255 Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo? Sorry, ya just missed ‘em. 1.4143 0.04796 210 148 37 25
256 You're all getting SEPARATE bills! 1.4143 0.04451 210 141 51 18
257 Guessing the loser buys this round? 1.4140 0.04666 215 150 41 24
258 So you’re telling me if I don’t serve you, I’ll get crushed, crumpled, or cut up? 1.4133 0.04619 196 132 47 17
259 I hope you’re funnier than those three wiseass clergymen who just left 1.4131 0.04602 213 147 44 22
260 Finally! "A priest, a rabbi and a minister..." was becoming so cliche. 1.4129 0.04854 201 141 37 23
261 So everything’s on the rock’s? 1.4120 0.04601 216 150 43 23
262 Seriously? You're going to draw straws to see who's buying? 1.4118 0.04952 187 130 37 20
263 Well, one of you's gotta start a tab. So draw straws or something. 1.4118 0.04698 204 141 42 21
264 What will you have,Rock? Paper has you covered. 1.4112 0.04726 214 151 38 25
265 Need a hand? 1.4112 0.04820 197 137 39 21
266 Who gets the check? 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
267 Why not just use a quarter!? 1.4107 0.04389 224 153 50 21
268 Sorry, but cash beats rock, paper and scissors. 1.4103 0.04632 195 132 46 17
269 Sorry fellas but I only serve priests, rabbis and imams. 1.4103 0.04855 195 136 38 21
270 Nope, not doing it. 1.4099 0.04276 222 149 55 18
271 So... how do you guys decide who's going to pay? 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
272 I need a decision guys 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
273 Are you going to order something or just keep playing games? 1.4091 0.04746 198 137 41 20
274 I’m more of a heads or tails type of guy. 1.4085 0.04401 213 144 51 18
275 I’m assuming Paper and Scissors don’t want their drinks on the rocks. 1.4085 0.04598 213 148 43 22
276 Flip a coin if you can't decide. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
277 Did you say "It's on Rock," or "On the rocks?" 1.4078 0.04610 206 142 44 20
278 I don’t care if paper covers rock, I need one of you to cover this tab! 1.4078 0.04661 206 143 42 21
279 Who's buying this round? 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
280 'Tails." 1.4069 0.04545 231 164 40 27
281 Why does this feel like the start to a bad joke? 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
282 Have you figured out who's paying yet? 1.4065 0.04532 214 148 45 21
283 Well, someone's got to pay the tab, so you better figure out a way to settle it between the three of you. 1.4061 0.04243 197 128 58 11
284 Just take it outside 1.4045 0.04440 220 152 47 21
285 Wouldn't it be easier to just flip a coin? 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
286 Listen, the coins will be here soon, and they will flip if they see you guys here! 1.4038 0.04821 208 149 34 25
287 Well there’s got to be a way to settle this! 1.4038 0.04624 208 145 42 21
288 Face it, you’re all losers. 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
289 Somebody’s gotta pay the cover—how about you, paper? 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
290 So, who’s payin’? 1.4022 0.04853 179 123 40 16
291 Lemme guess. You haven't decided who's paying. 1.4021 0.04904 189 133 36 20
292 Alright who's payin'? 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
293 Drinking will not solve this for you. 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
294 Okay Rock you pay for Scissors, Scissors you pay for Paper, and Paper you cover Rock! 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
295 You guys decide yet? 1.4000 0.04313 215 146 52 17
296 Do you always line up in this order? 1.4000 0.04483 200 136 48 16
297 Can't decide? How 'bout you just flip a coin? 1.4000 0.04831 180 124 40 16
298 OK, one more drink...but NO MORE GAMES! 1.4000 0.04462 215 149 46 20
299 How about paper covers bar tab? 1.4000 0.04622 195 134 44 17
300 Here's my plan. Come November, you guys replace the Electoral College. 1.4000 0.05061 175 123 34 18
301 Gentleman, I don’t think drinking is going to solve your differences. 1.4000 0.04845 195 138 36 21
302 You're in a no-win situation. 1.3989 0.04743 188 130 41 17
303 I’ll let you determine who orders first. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
304 You guys fight every time you come in here. 1.3978 0.04717 186 128 42 16
305 No, ‘on the rocks,’ isn’t me choosing sides…. 1.3978 0.04717 186 128 42 16
306 Still deciding? 1.3978 0.04655 186 127 44 15
307 Okay, so who am I serving first? 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
308 You need to settle this amongst yourselves 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
309 I dunno, YOU decide who goes first! 1.3968 0.04840 189 133 37 19
310 I'm not gonna wait all day while you figure out who goes first. 1.3967 0.04814 184 128 39 17
311 So...which one of you is going to order first? 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
312 That’s enough! From now on, all disputes will be settled by an arm wrestling match with me. 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
313 Listen, like I just told that rabbi, priest, and nun: I don't serve no punchlines! 1.3958 0.04784 192 135 38 19
314 I don't care who beats who. I asked who's paying the tab. 1.3958 0.04896 192 137 34 21
315 You are hands down my worst three customers. 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
316 Which one of you is paying the tab? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
317 Ok, Scotch on the Rocks, White Russian, Cutty Sark coming right up! 1.3950 0.04643 200 140 41 19
318 Funny you should ask...a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister were just in here looking for you. 1.3936 0.04796 188 132 38 18
319 Take it out back! 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
320 Bartender kicks all your asses. 1.3929 0.05409 168 123 24 21
321 This time toss a coin to see who pays. It's so much easier and less messy. 1.3913 0.04808 184 129 38 17
322 Hey sorry guys, easy mistake to make right? it’s just you’re always together. I naturally assumed you were a throuple. 1.3913 0.04920 161 110 39 12
323 You know the rules. No one's getting a drink until we go best two out of three. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
324 I just can't win with you guys. 1.3906 0.04603 192 133 43 16
325 I know paper covers rock, but which one of you is gonna cover the tab? 1.3904 0.04566 187 128 45 14
326 I don't care who picks up the tab. Find some way to figure it out! 1.3902 0.04229 205 138 54 13
327 No I don't have a coin you can flip. 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
328 Guess what, bartender beats all of you if you don’t pay up 1.3889 0.05007 180 129 32 19
329 You three. No more shots. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
330 So who wants to start? 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
331 No drinks until you decide who pays! 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
332 Well, how will we decide? 1.3880 0.04822 183 129 37 17
333 I was told paper covered rock 1.3880 0.04945 183 131 33 19
334 Dammit...stop arguing and just flip a coin! 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
335 No more for you scissors. Rock says your getting smashed. 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
336 Ok,Sure,You’re All Timeless. I’m still gonna have to see some I.D. 1.3874 0.04616 191 133 42 16
337 I don't care who won, it's still "No shirt. No shoes. No service". 1.3869 0.04758 199 143 35 21
338 Don't make me count to three. 1.3867 0.04922 181 129 34 18
339 I don't care who beats who? Who's paying the check. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
340 This isn't a game, I need to see some ID... 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
341 I don't care if you're Meeny, Miny, & Moe, I'm still gonna need to see some I.D. 1.3862 0.04649 189 132 41 16
342 Cutty Sark, on the rocks, in a paper cup? 1.3860 0.05392 171 127 22 22
343 I'm not playing you for free drinks again!" "Now scram! 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
344 Just one round or two out of three? 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
345 And you want me to flip a coin? 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
346 You guys here for game night? 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
347 Oh no you don't. This time I want cash up front. 1.3842 0.05064 177 128 30 19
348 Paper will be covering the tab 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
349 I remember you guys. This time, it's SEPARATE checks! 1.3833 0.04810 180 127 37 16
350 I assume your friend in the middle is aware that there's a cover charge. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
351 I’ve had enough of your silly games for one night. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
352 Let me guess: Your friend in the middle is covering? 1.3831 0.04503 201 141 43 17
353 Well, if it isn't diversity, equity and inclusion!" 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
354 Yeah, yeah...so now you're Boulder, Papyrus, and Shears, but whadda drinkin'? 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
355 It's bad enough that none of you can hold your liquor, but you idiots can't even hold a glass. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
356 If you’re drinking buddies the game is dead. 1.3824 0.05215 170 124 27 19
357 I don't care how you decide. Somebody needs to pay the tab. 1.3820 0.04781 178 125 38 15
358 No, 'paper' does not cover 'tab'. 1.3820 0.04847 178 126 36 16
359 Fine. On the rocks it is. 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
360 The deal here is drunk beats buzzed, buzzed beats sober, sober beats drunk. 1.3812 0.05099 181 133 27 21
361 I don’t care how you decide, but somebody’s got to pay the tab 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
362 Yeah? Well, guess what. A scotch beats all of you. 1.3807 0.04885 176 125 35 16
363 It’s not that kind of Game Night! 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
364 Let me see if I’ve got this straight. Paper pays for Scissors; Scissors pays for Rock; and Rock pays for Paper? 1.3804 0.04793 184 131 36 17
365 Tonight is karaoke night. Game night is tomorrow! 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
366 Well, you don’t look like a minister, a priest and a rabbi to me. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
367 Alright then, I’m gonna give you to the count of three. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
368 Just so we’re clear, no one beats anyone in here. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
369 No, no, no, not in here. Take it outside fellas. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
370 Let me take a wild guess how you three will decide who pays for drinks. 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
371 Which one of you beats vodka? 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
372 I am so sick of watching you guys fight over who pays the tab. 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
373 Is it always this hard to decide who pays the bill? 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
374 I ain’t pouring until I know which of you three is going to pay! 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
375 I know you said paper covers rock, but I’m still going to need a credit card for the tab. 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
376 I'm gonna need you fellas to take this outside. 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
377 I really don’t care who you three are.You could be the the three musketeers,or the three stooges. I am not playing your game.Now pay your bills!!! 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
378 What do you mean you can't decide? 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
379 You guys do this every time, just split the bill three ways! 1.3787 0.05233 169 124 26 19
380 If I need to get Eeny Meeny and his boys from the kitchen, you ain't gonna like the result. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
381 Just make a decision already. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
382 Have you guys finally decided who is going to pay? 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
383 Let me guess, Cutty Sark on the rocks in a Dixie Cup? 1.3780 0.04990 164 116 34 14
384 Which one of you is the Rabbi? 1.3779 0.04963 172 123 33 16
385 So let me guess: a Rolling Rock, a Paper Plane, and a Bloody Caesar. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
386 What can I get you three losers? 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
387 Until I see some hands, nobody gets a drink. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
388 Okay, so paper will cover rock, but who's going to pay for this other deadbeat? 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
389 Take your arguments somewhere else! 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
390 Oh for god’s sake, just flip a coin! 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
391 A rock, a sheet of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar… 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
392 Enough! I'm splitting it 3 ways 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
393 OK. I'm wrapping it up and cutting you off before you get smashed! 1.3757 0.05139 173 127 27 19
394 Could you three BE more indecisive? 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
395 I think it's time for yous guys to figure out who's paying the tab! 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
396 Separate tabs, am I right? 1.3742 0.04445 163 109 47 7
397 I'm sick and tired of all your games. Just have a drink and agree to disagree. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
398 You guys want to flip a coin to decide who pays for this round? 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
399 I gotta have a credit card upfront. I don't want any arguments later over who pays. 1.3728 0.04948 169 121 33 15
400 I don’t have all night. Just decide who’s buying. 1.3728 0.04948 169 121 33 15
401 How 'bout we play a little game I call Gravel-Confetti-Recycled Metal? 1.3724 0.05618 145 107 22 16
402 Look, no service until you decide which one of you is going to pay! 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
403 Look, I don't care who pays, but you guys need to figure it out! 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
404 Well, bartender breaks scissors, rips paper, and tosses rocks into the dumpster, so pay your tab! 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
405 Cash up front this time. I'm not playing that game again! 1.3716 0.05044 183 136 26 21
406 No tab for you three, your pals Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe just stiffed me for fifty bucks 1.3711 0.05468 159 119 21 19
407 Why am I always the bartender in these jokes? 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
408 I’m giving you ‘til the count of three. 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
409 This can’t go on all night like the last time. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
410 I told you already! Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe left an hour ago. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
411 How about we draw straws to get the tab paid, boys?" 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
412 Not again with your little game. Just pay up. 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
413 When you say "on the rocks," do you mean you're buying? 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
414 Look, you guys each pay for your own drinks. I’m not going through that again. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
415 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you three walk into mine 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
416 No, I haven’t seen Eenie or Meenie, but Mo stopped in this morning. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
417 Well, then, who's going to cover your tab? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
418 Get out or I will kick you out And if you don’t think I mean it just ask the priest and the rabbi! 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
419 For the last time guys, cider drinks mead, mead guzzles sake, sake gulps cider! Why is it so hard for you guys to remember that? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
420 And how are you going to decide who pays for the drinks? 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
421 I know you want to split it scissors but paper wants to cover the tab 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
422 Paper, Scissors says the drinks are on the Rock. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
423 So, who's ordering first? 1.3684 0.05239 171 128 23 20
424 And bartender beats all three! 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
425 It starts out like a joke but somebody always ends up getting hurt. 1.3675 0.05148 166 122 27 17
426 So which one of you is going to cover the bill. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
427 Hey, Thumb War was in here looking for you guys last night. 1.3670 0.04700 188 136 35 17
428 I don't care how many rounds you play, somebody's paying for these drinks and they're paying for them now! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
429 Somebody’s gotta pay up — I don’t care how you decide, just choose already. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
430 I suppose you want yours on the rocks. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
431 I don’t care who started it. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
432 First a horse, then a rabbi and a priest, now you three...is this some sort of joke? 1.3660 0.05307 153 112 26 15
433 Tap the Split Check button on the right of the screen. It’ll save you all a lot of trouble, believe me. 1.3660 0.05467 153 114 22 17
434 How do you want to settle this? 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
435 Absolutely not. You always hit rock bottom, you’re constantly 3 sheets to the wind, and I’ve already cut you off—tonight vodka won. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
436 First I get a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. Now you guys? 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
437 I don't care how you sort it out, but one of you has to cover the tab. 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
438 The manager at Chipotle's warned me about you three. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
439 I’ll give you three a minute to figure out who’s buying 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
440 Got it. On the rocks, cut with a little water... who covers the tab? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
441 OK, OK, Just make a decision. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
442 All right you guys,who’s first? 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
443 I'm pretty sure you three can figure out who should pay the bill. 1.3646 0.04699 181 130 36 15
444 Okay, which one of you jokers ordered the screwdriver? 1.3643 0.05754 140 105 19 16
445 I knew this day would come. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
446 Three margaritas, on the rock. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
447 I just got rid of the priest, the rabbi, and the minister so don't push your luck 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
448 Better take it outside, boys. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
449 Tell me your orders on the count of three. 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
450 No childish games here, understand? 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
451 On the rocks I can do, but on paper and on scissors could get a little complicated. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
452 So, how're you going to decide who's paying? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
453 . Just flip a coin, will you! 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
454 This is the part of the interview where I ask about your strengths and your weaknesses. 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
455 Lemme guess, you can’t decide what to have. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
456 Everyone order on the count of three 1.3613 0.05328 155 115 24 16
457 Wouldn't drawing straws be more practical? 1.3608 0.04347 194 137 44 13
458 So, which one of you is first? 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
459 Take it outside, boys 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
460 Just split it three ways. 1.3602 0.04708 161 113 38 10
461 Seriously? You can’t decide who gets to go first? 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
462 Listen, I give my customers what they want. Rock, Paper, Scissors Night is now Pickle Ball Night !" 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
463 Will this be on one check? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
464 Well, what’ll it be? 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
465 One of you needs to give me a credit card. Decide however you want. 1.3595 0.04693 153 106 39 8
466 No shoots, no shirt, no service. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
467 Crowbar beats y'all if you don't pay your tab. 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
468 Rock, paper, scissors, FIST! 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
469 Listen, Rock. Scissors wants to cut you off, but Paper will cover you. 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
470 OK, one at a time- who’s first? 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
471 No, I don't want to go again. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
472 I settle the arguments in this place, not you. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
473 Is this the joke now?What happened to the priest, minister, and rabbi? 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
474 Nah, you guys gotta sort this out yourselves. You’ll find a way. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
475 It's always a competition with you three. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
476 You’re going to have to settle this outside. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
477 You guys need to figure out a way to decide who pays the bar tab! 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
478 You think this is the weirdest thing I've seen in a bar? Please. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
479 Typically we only serve priests, rabbis, and ministers 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
480 I think you guys already know how to decide who buys the next round; I just think you're too proud to say it. 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
481 I’m sorry, but I think you’re in the wrong joke 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
482 Let me remind you, I’m the decider. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
483 I don’t care how you decide, just tell me what you’re ordering! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
484 Look guys, we've been through this before. Cash or credit cards. Period. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
485 Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your game. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
486 How ‘bout we just flip a coin. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
487 Don't even think about another round. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
488 Ok,who’s next? 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
489 Yes, I’ve known you since I was a kid, but I still need to see some IDs. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
490 Right now, all I want to know is how you got up on those stools. 1.3540 0.05169 161 120 25 16
491 I don’t care how you decide, one of you has to pay. 1.3540 0.05243 161 121 23 17
492 Oh great, here come ‘stoned’, ‘sheet-faced’’ and ‘ripped’, wanting to be over served.” 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
493 Well, you can’t ALL be losers, right? 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
494 I don’t want any trouble from you. Last time, Rock got Scissors smashed, then Scissors cut Paper. And then Paper covered for Rock! 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
495 I prefer Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
496 Okay guys, take it outside. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
497 I'm not going to give the check to Scissors this time. 1.3533 0.05279 150 111 25 14
498 So which is it? 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
499 My place, my rules. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
500 Settle this between yourselves. 1.3529 0.04070 204 143 50 11
501 No drinks until you've decided who's paying. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
502 Vodka drowns rock. 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
503 Look buddy, you gonna order or are you just gonna play games all day? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
504 Well, one of you is going to pay. So you figure it out. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
505 Okay... Who wants to order first? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
506 Let me be clear fellas, the only paper that covers the cost of a drink is cash. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
507 This looks like the beginning of a joke. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
508 Every time? 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
509 Jeez… First a priest, a rabbi and a pastor come in. Then you guys. What gives. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
510 Take your disputes elsewhere, , this is an Eeny, meeny, miny, moe bar! 1.3515 0.05072 165 123 26 16
511 Look, I’m not playing this game again! You’re looking rocky, you’re three sheets to the wind & I”m about to cut you off!” 1.3514 0.05412 148 111 22 15
512 What do you mean you want me to settle an argument for you? 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
513 We don't do separate checks. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
514 Guys! Smartphones, Siri, AI…that’s how people decide things now. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
515 If you can't pay, then Paper covers Rock. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
516 Just pick one already. We don't have all day. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
517 There’s a dress code here. It’s usually a tie 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
518 I'm sick of you coming here to settle your differences. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
519 I don't care who wins, you're all paying! 1.3500 0.05546 140 105 21 14
520 I know. I know. But I still need to see ID. 1.3500 0.04689 200 151 28 21
521 "You can stay as long as Scissors doesn't get smashed." 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
522 Cash upfront, and no games. 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
523 We only serve winners here! 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
524 Next round is courtesy of Tic, Tac, and Toe at the back table. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
525 How 'bout we flip a coin? 1.3492 0.04654 189 140 32 17
526 I can’t stand here all day. You need to make a decision. 1.3491 0.05187 169 129 21 19
527 I can make it on the rocks, but that's it. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
528 No, I only take cash, not chances.! 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
529 Dammit, if you guys can’t settle this right now, I’m calling up the Magic 8 Ball! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
530 Paper can’t cover you every time, Rock. 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
531 Im tired of playing games with you three. Someone needs to settle this tab. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
532 C’mon already. Someone’s gotta order first. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
533 I gotta little game for you wiseguys. It's called sledgehammer, shredder and recycle bin. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
534 Uh-uh, not this time...cash up front. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
535 Sorry, I was expecting a priest, a rabbi, and a minister." 1.3481 0.05814 158 127 7 24
536 Look, somebody has to pay the tab, I don't care how you decide. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
537 Guys you're gonna have to make a decision. Just flip a coin or SOMETHING! 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
538 You know, everything's just a big game with you guys. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
539 C’mon! Make up your mind! 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
540 Ok, guys. Just let me know when you decide who's going to pay this time. 1.3475 0.05603 141 107 19 15
541 I have only one drink left, who's the lucky one? 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
542 I don't care how old the game is, I still need to see your IDs. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
543 Paper beat you here so I’m assuming drinks are on the rock? 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
544 The fourth in your party better be Visa Card! 1.3472 0.05336 144 107 24 13
545 So, what's it like being between a rock and a sharp place? 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
546 Guys. Figure it out already. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
547 Have you decided what to order or should I flip a coin? 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
548 What happened to Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo? 1.3469 0.05431 147 111 21 15
549 Which one of you is picking up the tab? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
550 And just what makes you think you can just come into my bar and play games? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
551 Figure out who's paying and THEN you get served.... 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
552 Rusts scissors, dissolves paper, erodes rock. Beer wins. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
553 I don't care who covers what or who cuts who. As long as one of you pays the tab.... 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
554 You need to me be more specific than, 'something on the rocks, something on a coaster and something with cut fruit.' 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
555 None of this “best 2 outta 3” business… bar’s closing. Time to pay up, boys! 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
556 Okay, which one of you losers is paying? 1.3459 0.04331 185 132 42 11
557 You three losers again? 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
558 For the last time, I’m not playing! 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
559 So,who’s paying tonight? 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
560 I know that you are an old joke,but I still gotta see an ID. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
561 Talk about a no win situation. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
562 No, but I'll flip you for it. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
563 You must have gotten your dates mixed up - this is Trivia Pursuit night. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
564 Who wants to go first? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
565 Paper's turn to cover again? 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
566 Is this a joke? It's funnier with a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
567 All right, who's buying, and no games! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
568 I don’t have time for games. What are you drinking?! 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
569 I suggest you decide who's paying the bill before I throw you all out. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
570 So… Shall we order on ‘3’? 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
571 Okay, which of you guys is picking up the check 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
572 Just choose, already. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
573 Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe sent you here? 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
574 Can't you guys agree on ANYTHING?!? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
575 Who’s covering 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
576 I don't want to play your game. I want you to pay your bill. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
577 We dont do split checks—you guys are just gonna have to figure it out. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
578 Ok, here we go again. Who's buying? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
579 Separate checks? 1.3424 0.04340 184 132 41 11
580 I don't care how you decide. Just tell me who gets the bill. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
581 Sure, but who's covering the tab? 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
582 Wait, you want ME to settle an argument? 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
583 I’ve heard this one before. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
584 No, I am not interested in hearing a brief history of the law of probability. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
585 Have you guys met? 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
586 Okay, I'm gonna count to threee... 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
587 I don't give a damn how you decide. Somebody has to pay this bar tab. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
588 A rock,a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar. 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
589 Yeah? Well we don't allow beer pong, either. So take it outside! 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
590 We're starting an official eeny, meeny, miney, moe policy. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
591 You want ME to decide? 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
592 Every time you guys show up at happy hour all hell breaks loose ! 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
593 1, 2, 3 ... get outta here 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
594 I just showed the priest, rabbi, and minister the door... I don't have time to deal with you three! 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
595 Some guy named Dynamite covered all three of you 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
596 What happened to the priest and the rabbi? 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
597 So. who's buyin? 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
598 Who ordered paper mache on the rocks? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
599 OK, now that that’s done, who’s paying? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
600 You’re all losers! Now what will you have? 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
601 We thumb wrestle here. 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
602 Scotch, Bourbon, Rye? 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
603 1..2..3..order 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
604 Really? Do we have to do this every time to decide who pays? 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
605 Let me guess how you decide who buys. 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
606 No shirt, no shoes, no service. No exceptions. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
607 This is a one-potato, two-potato dive. Your kind aren't welcome here. 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
608 I warn you: no cutting up or stone throwing. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
609 I’m sick of you three coming in here and fighting all the time 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
610 is this a cliche? 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
611 I don’t care how you decide, somebody needs to pay this check! 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
612 No breaking, no wrapping, no cutting! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
613 I think you guys can figure out who's paying on your own. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
614 I don't care who does what to who. When I count three there better be some money on the bar to cover your tab." 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
615 One of you has to pay the check— I don’t care how you decide 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
616 Come back when you can make up your mind. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
617 I'm sick and tired of your games. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
618 I'm not in the mood for your games tonight! 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
619 So,who is going first? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
620 Three Scotches, on the rock. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
621 Okay, boys, who's paying? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
622 Okay, let's settle who's paying the tab BEFORE you order. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
623 For the last time, no one beats ANYONE in my bar! 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
624 Alright you clowns, either flip a coin or beat it! 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
625 Go up the street to the fancy place. We only serve heads or tails here. 1.3361 0.06346 119 94 10 15
626 Another tough week picking caption contest winners?” 1.3361 0.06346 119 94 10 15
627 Just flip a coin and be done with it! 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
628 Heads and tails know how to tip!! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
629 I take it that paper covers the bill? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
630 We all lost. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
631 Have you decided whose round it is yet? 1.3359 0.05686 128 97 19 12
632 Listen, I don't care how you do it, but you need to settle the tab amongst yourselves. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
633 It's good to see you guys gettin' along. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
634 I don't care HOW you decide who pays. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
635 I'm not playing. You gotta pay. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
636 Draw straws, shoot for odds and evens, or flip a coin, but somebody is paying the bill. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
637 Settle it quietly or hit the road! 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
638 Ok, paper: You cover the tab! 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
639 Aw right, you guys. Take it outside. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
640 I don’t care how you jokers figure it out; someone owes me for the last round! 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
641 You have to pay for all 3 drinks, not just the “best 2 out of 3” 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
642 I don’t care who orders first! 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
643 I’ll split the bill three ways so yous don’t pull that trick on me again! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
644 Rock, I believe, but you two gotta show some I.D. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
645 I’ve already been through this with odds and evens. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
646 Yeah? Well, I got a Magic 8 Ball that says payment up front or there's the door. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
647 I'm tired of your games, just tell me who is going to pay the tab. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
648 Whaddya mean you can't figure out who's paying? 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
649 Quit playing games and order or get out! 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
650 Why can’t you guys ever agree on anything? 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
651 Bouncer beats deadbeats if ya' don't start paying up! 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
652 Here at O’Grady’s we prefer fisticuffs 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
653 Plastic beats cash and cash beats scram! 1.3333 0.05657 132 101 18 13
654 Hmm, yeah, if there were only a way you guys could decide who pays?… 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
655 Ok guys, decide whose buying. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
656 Everyone but the rock, let's see some ID 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
657 Your money's no good here, Paper. And that cuts both ways for your snippy little friend. And you, hard stare, go crawl under yourself. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
658 Whst is this, some kinda joke?? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
659 Okay, how are you guys going to decide who’s getting the tab? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
660 A rock shandy, a paper plane and a Cutty Sark? Very funny. Now, get outta my bar. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
661 Explain to me again how it is you beat Rock? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
662 I still blame you guys for my ex getting the dog 1.3333 0.05746 126 96 18 12
663 Geez... Will you finally decide who's buying this round? 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
664 I just can't win. You know what I'm sayin'?. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
665 Sorry, guys. Closing time beats all three of you. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
666 No, I will not mix you an "eenie, meanie, miney, mo" cocktail! 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
667 You guys here for the game? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
668 Best 2 out of 3 picks up the tab?!?! 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
669 My daugther calls you the old folk's Pokémon 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
670 The horse and the priest just left, and I’ve had about enough for one day. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
671 Guys, I am NOT settling this argument for you! 1.3311 0.05198 148 112 23 13
672 Run a tab? Sure--who's paying? 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
673 First, who is paying? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
674 Pay your bill then wrap it up, cut it out and beat it. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
675 Look. Are you guys gonna order somethin' or are you gonna spend all night decidin' who's gonna pay?! 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
676 Before you guys order, you need to decide who’s picking up the tab THIS time? 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
677 You decide before I serve you who is going to pay. We all know how that goes. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
678 What is this,some sort of game? 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
679 Who orders first?! I can't wait here all day! 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
680 Bartender beats rock, paper and scissors if you don't pay your tab! 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
681 Just like I told that rabbi, priest, and nun who just left: I don't serve punchlines! 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
682 No! You decide. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
683 I don't care how you decide. But someone please order a drink. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
684 You boys will just have to decide without me. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
685 You didn't find a joke about the three of you coming into the bar, did you? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
686 OK. But this time no games about who pays the tab. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
687 Best of 3? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
688 Well, can any of you beat an egg? 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
689 What do you mean you can’t decide who’ll settle the tab? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
690 I've told you before, and I'll tell again: we don't serve scissors. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
691 Who's first? 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
692 I know paper covers rock, but who’s going to cover the check? 1.3298 0.04636 188 143 28 17
693 Lemme guess--three shooters. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
694 I don’t care if it’s a three-way tie! Someone’s paying the bill. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
695 Why do you guys always need a hand to decide what you're drinking? 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
696 When you guys finally decide who pays the bar tab, please let me know 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
697 No service til you decide who's buying. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
698 Two of you are loosers! 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
699 Look... just split the bill evenly. 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
700 I don’t care how you decide, I just need one of you to pay your tab. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
701 Which one of you gets to order first? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
702 Listen up you clowns. There will be no cutting, breaking or covering up in this establishment. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
703 Separate checks this time. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
704 No one yells 'Shoot' in my bar! 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
705 I'm not going to ask again who wants to order first! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
706 I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DECIDE BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
707 Anything’s fine”? “Surprise me”? “Whatever you’ve got”? Look, guys, I’m busy. Don’t you know how to make a decision? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
708 Boys, we are not going to repeat yesterday's confusion. Decide now who will pay. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
709 Beer drowns everything! 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
710 Now what kind of a game are you three playing? 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
711 Which one of you is going to settle the check? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
712 Will you just make up your minds already?! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
713 I'm gonna count to three, then you're all out 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
714 It’s not rocket science; someone go first! 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
715 Yeah, well bartender cuts, smothers and breaks everything, so don't try to play any games in here. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
716 HOW ABOUT JUST FLIPPING A COIN? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
717 No, it's cash or credit only. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
718 This time figure out who's going to pay before I serve you. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
719 You can have some drinks, but I don't want you guys turning this into some kind of contest! 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
720 Perhaps you’d like to meet my friends Sledgehammer, Shredder, and Sheath? 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
721 There must be some way for you to decide who's paying. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
722 Now fellows. You have to settle this like adults. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
723 These are on the rocks 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
724 I don't want any of your games in here." Ian Morfitt Toronto, Ontario Please enter this caption submission under my brother Ian's name. Thanks, Peter Morfit 1.3264 0.05732 144 115 11 18
725 Well, you're going to have to figure out who's designated driver somehow! 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
726 Look, I don’t really care how you decide, but someone’s paying this tab. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
727 Look, there's got to be some way for you to decide who's paying. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
728 Scissors: Let's split it Paper: I'll cover it Rock: I'm stoned anyway 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
729 You think you can come into my bar and play games with me? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
730 Look, can't any of you guys make a decision? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
731 I give up. You’re not hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. You’re not snap, crackle, and pop. So who are you?! 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
732 You can't decide? What is this? Some kind of joke? 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
733 I don't care how you choose. One of you has to cover the bill. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
734 Let me guess. The loser pays. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
735 Don't give me any extenuating circumstances nonsense; here it's no shoes, no service. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
736 When you three show up together nobody wins 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
737 Glad to see you 3 still hang out 1.3252 0.04829 123 87 32 4
738 What is this, a game? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
739 Again, you CAN'T all order at the same time! 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
740 Look you guys, I don't have all day, you're going to have to make up your friggin' minds! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
741 Alright, now who’s paying? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
742 Oh yeah? I got a wet bar rag that can beat any one of you! 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
743 No, I won’t take your orders on the count of three! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
744 No. I don’t have anything from the Rochambeau region. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
745 So who's payin' the bill? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
746 Look, I ain’t got all day, somehow you gotta decide who’s gonna pay. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
747 Shoot. who is covering the bill this time? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
748 Do you guys ever just make a decision? 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
749 Decide outside!!! 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
750 All right, you sickos, I don’t care who does what to whom, but you can’t do it here! 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
751 Quit playing games …SOMEBODY pay ! 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
752 So who’s paying then? I ain’t got all day. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
753 So, did you guys figure out a good way to decide who pays? 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
754 Look guys, I don't want any of that roughhousing in here. You each pick up your own check, OK? 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
755 I need to know up front who's covering the tab! 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
756 For the last time, who’s gonna pay the bill?! 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
757 First tell me how a screwdriver fits into your game. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
758 Look, I'm not going to decide who orders first! 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
759 I don’t care how you decide but someone has to pay the bill. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
760 If only there was a game to get you three to decide who pays. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
761 Is it on 'three" or after "three"? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
762 No drinks for any of you. One of you is smashed, another has already been cutoff and the other's had enough to take the edge off. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
763 I don’t care how you decide who pays as long as one of you does quickly. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
764 I warned you: I'm not in the mood to play games. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
765 I believe you when you say you’re 10 million years old, but how do I know the other two are over 21? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
766 Sorry Mr. Paper but your friend on the right asked me to cut you off 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
767 So, what’ll it be? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
768 For the last time: we don't serve "shoots"! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
769 How have you still not picked a designated driver? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
770 You're All Losers To Me 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
771 You don't scare me, I got a bottle of 90 proof that will drown you, Rock, dissolve you, Paper, and rust you, Scissors. I'm the winner. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
772 I'm not serving anything until you decide who's paying 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
773 You guys got ID? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
774 Tough game, boys? 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
775 Honestly, you all have your weaknesses. It’s hard to say. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
776 I don't care who wins, take it outside! 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
777 Don’t ask me to choose. I just make the drinks, fellas. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
778 I don't care how you decide, but one of yous got to pay the tab. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
779 Do I look like I play games? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
780 Have you considered the possibility that you are all right? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
781 I get it, okay! A rock, a sheet of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar...Forget it! I've heard it a thousand times. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
782 You just missed the priest, the rabbi and the imam 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
783 Is this a game to you? 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
784 That’s not how we settle things here! 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
785 Who's buying the drinks? No more games! 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
786 Never mind who wins; who’s picking up the check? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
787 Look, I don’t care what your game is, someone has to pay up! 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
788 Who’s first? How about you just flip a coin? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
789 Yeah, and my bouncer beats all three of you! 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
790 I can’t for the life of me remember the end of this joke… A rock , a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar ? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
791 Cute, but I'm still going to need some ID, fellas. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
792 Hey Rock, settle down. "On the rocks" was just a joke. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
793 Let's discuss who's settling the tab now. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
794 So, have you folks made up your minds yet? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
795 Alright, triple or nothing then! 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
796 Enough with the “1-2-3” Just decide what yer having’! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
797 Alright. Who wants to order first? 1.3182 0.05723 132 104 14 14
798 Someone has to pay the tab. Draw straws or something. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
799 Folks, I said one at a time or nobody drinks. It's always a competition with you three. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
800 So what's it gonna be guys? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
801 No, I don't split tabs... you guys figure it out! 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
802 You’re smashed, it’s a wrap for you, and I’m cutting you off too. 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
803 I’m telling you fellas, you’ve walked into the wrong bar. We’re a thumb war only type of establishment. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
804 Think about it. Paper could cover scissors too. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
805 Does EVERY decision have to be 'paper, scissors, rock' with you three? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
806 So Paper, will you be having another on the rocks? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
807 Sorry fellas, but that fist fight last night got out of hand. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
808 Oh good you're here. Table one is having trouble deciding between the fish and the pasta. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
809 I don't care who wins rock, paper, scissors but one of you is responsible for this bar tab! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
810 Three screwdrivers? Guys, where does this madness end?! 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
811 I don't care that paper covers rock! Who's going to cover your tab? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
812 Last round, guys. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
813 Well, this is a no-win situation. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
814 Youse guys settle da tab any way ya want, but I ain’t never heard of no “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Steve.” 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
815 I don't care how you decide. Someone's gotta pay the tab. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
816 I don’t care how you decide, but someone’s got to pay this tab. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
817 Would you help us settle an argument? 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
818 So a rock, a paper and a sissor walk into a bar..tell me one I haven't heard! " 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
819 I suggest you flip a coin. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
820 You want those on the rock? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
821 I ain't pourin' 'til you guys decide who's gonna pay. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
822 How do you three propose to settle your tab? 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
823 Eenie-meenie-minee's is just around the corner, guys. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
824 Do you guys always have such a hard time deciding? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
825 Okay, which one of you clowns is gonna pay the tab? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
826 Alright, best of three? 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
827 Have you decided yet who's got the next round?" 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
828 Flip a coin for the tab? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
829 Enough! Just make a decision! 1.3150 0.05443 127 97 20 10
830 You can take your petty one-ups-man-ship somewhere else. Or buy drinks; that would work too. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
831 So, who’s got the tab? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
832 I'm not playing your stupid game. You pay for what you order. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
833 Decide up front who's paying, or I ain't pouring a drop for nobody. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
834 Another one on the rocks for you, Paper? 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
835 Awright,so what’ll it be? 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
836 One of you deadbeats had better pay! I don’t care how you decide who does. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
837 C’mon , eenie, meenie, miney and mo decided faster than you guys. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
838 Whatever happened to just tossing a coin" 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
839 That’s fine Mr. Rock; Mr. Paper’s got you covered. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
840 Separate tabs or the usual? 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
841 Look, I don't care who orders first, but if it's that big a deal, maybe you guys should figure out some kind of system. 1.3136 0.05982 118 93 13 12
842 Look, I make the decisions here and it’s closing time. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
843 I don’t care if you’ve hit rock bottom, your paper bounced so you’re all cut off. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
844 This time Mr. Scissors can't get smashed. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
845 Enough games, just make a decision and order a drink! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
846 Papercut on the rocks please. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
847 Always ‘GAMES’ with you! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
848 I'll need cash up front this time. 1.3130 0.04681 115 81 32 2
849 Fine. Best two out of three pays the bill. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
850 I told you,the game's over! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
851 So that’s 3 martinis: 1 on the rocks with olives, 1 neat with a paper thin twist, and 1 up with a cut of espresso. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
852 So, how do you three decide who's paying? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
853 I’m gonna count to three, then one of you pays the tab! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
854 A Little Pick-Me-Up Before the Five-Year-Old Art Class. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
855 So who’s calling the shots tonight ? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
856 You escaped the kitchen junk drawer and then what? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
857 So you want the hard stuff, you're looking to get torn up, and I'll cut yours with water? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
858 No, I can't serve a drink 'on the paper' or 'on the scissors'. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
859 I can’t believe you guys are still friends 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
860 Time to settle up, who's paying? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
861 There's always an argument when you three show up, so get out. Anyway, "no shirt, no pants no service!!" 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
862 Yeh? Well, this is my place so I get to make the decisions. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
863 So how'd you walk in? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
864 Not taking your orders until you guys pay upfront. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
865 "You could just toss a coin instead." 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
866 Ok, who’s paying the bill? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
867 Ready for the next round? 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
868 C'mon, decide who's paying already! 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
869 I'm going off shift, so I need your order quickly. 1-2-3! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
870 Three waters coming up! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
871 You tell Tic-Tac and Toe I'll have their money Friday!" 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
872 Now let me get this straight; three whisky’s on real rocks? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
873 I've had it with you guys. Just flip a coin. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
874 You can pound, smother or cut me, I still won't serve you without an ID. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
875 You all look like winners in your own special way. Now what’ll be? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
876 Bet you can't beat steel. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
877 I can't decide who to serve first. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
878 Is it on the rocks? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
879 Whaddaya mean you can only cover the rock's tab? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
880 You here for the Decision Sciences conference? 1.3103 0.05925 116 91 14 11
881 Can’t decide? Can’t wait to see how you work it out. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
882 No, I'm not going to "play you" for the check. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
883 Decide already!! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
884 I don’t care that millions of people know you and your game, I still need to see ID! 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
885 This might take a while… 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
886 I just pour drinks I am not here to resolve disputes 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
887 I already told you: no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
888 I don’t have time for games. What’ll it be? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
889 Let me guess: Three paper planes; shaken and on the rocks. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
890 I don't care who but one of you is going to need to pay the tab. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
891 I told you guys last week, no favorites here! So who wants to go first? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
892 Sorry. No tie,no service. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
893 Are you ordering ON 3 or AFTER 3? 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
894 Let me suggest three separate tabs. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
895 No, there's no best four out of seven. Just tell me who's paying the tab. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
896 I combined your tabs and somehow you don’t owe anything. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
897 Let me guess. Two drinks up and one on the rocks. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
898 We can’t decide what we want 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
899 You're all underage. Bartender wins. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
900 I’m sure you can think of a way to decide who pays the tab. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
901 I don't know how you will figure it out but one of you has to pick up the tab 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
902 And whiskey beats rock. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
903 Around here the house always wins. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
904 Behave yourselves; we don't take kindly to zero-sum games in here. 1.3077 0.06420 104 83 10 11
905 Settle an argument for us? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
906 Ah, back again. Must be an election year. 1.3077 0.05880 117 92 14 11
907 listen, you guys have got to stop beating each other up. It's toxic. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
908 Im not serving anyone until you decide who pays. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
909 OK Guys! What will it be? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
910 I am calling the shots here. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
911 Only one bottle left gents.. You’re gonna have to fight for it. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
912 Who's running a tab? 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
913 Do you three have any idea how we can decide who’s gonna pay for these drinks? 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
914 Well somebody better cover this check. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
915 I'm not playing games here. You gonna order, or what? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
916 Guys, wouldn't a coin toss be easier? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
917 you want to borrow a coin to flip?? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
918 It may work for you guys but I'm gonna need a credit card to run a tab. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
919 We don't serve cliches here 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
920 Okay. One on the rocks! And? 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
921 I told you guys I don't serve no one who runs with scissors. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
922 So, how are you going to settle the bill? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
923 Look, I've told you guys before, no more games - just pay your tab! 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
924 You guys need to take this outside. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
925 So you're saying even if pointy head over there get's smashed, you got it covered? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
926 Who ordered the screwdriver? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
927 For the last time, everyone goes on ‘shoot!’ 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
928 Only one modelo left I’m afraid, you’ll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets it 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
929 I cannot win this game and you all know it. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
930 This isn't a game. Who's got the tab? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
931 I don’t care how you decide one of you’s gonna have to pay your tab. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
932 Well if you don't know how to decide I'm certainly not going to tell you! 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
933 You guys looking for a fourth? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
934 Now take this outside boys. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
935 I'm old school. I prefer eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
936 Let me guess, three shooters? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
937 No drinks until you tell me who’s paying! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
938 You'll have to settle who pays the bill yourselves. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
939 I just finished with the rabbi and the priest, now this? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
940 So whose paying today? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
941 Ok how do we decide who's paying? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
942 You guys are the most dysfunctional friendship I’ve ever seen. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
943 Who gets the tab? Flip a coin! 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
944 How about we do eenie meenie miney moe today? 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
945 Don’t ask me what you want, you need to decide for yourselves. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
946 I don’t care how you decide, but one of you guys is going to have to pay this tab. 1.3025 0.05668 119 93 16 10
947 You guys really should be able to figure out who's paying for the next round. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
948 Enough! I'm just going to use a coin toss! 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
949 Rock crushes scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cuts paper, human orders all of them to get the hell out of his shop! 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
950 We can't decide 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
951 Listen, I don't care who pays the tab, just figure out somehow who will. 1.3021 0.04938 96 68 27 1
952 I don't care how you decide but someone needs to pay this tab. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
953 Boys, settle it outside. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
954 Yeah, I get it. The Law of Averages can be a vexing reality... 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
955 Alright, you can stay, but no games this time. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
956 I don't care how you figure it out, one of you'se gotta pay the tab! 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
957 You'll have to take this outside." 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
958 OK, Who's the rabbi 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
959 Fresh from your Gambler’s Anonymous meeting? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
960 Nope,cash is still king,boys. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
961 No, no and no. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
962 Make up your mind, or order separately! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
963 Please stop saying “shoot”! You’re scaring the customers. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
964 No! That’s NOT how we’ll settle the tab! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
965 I don't care who orders first...just order already! 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
966 Best two out of three can stay. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
967 One of you has to pay. Maybe draw straws for it. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
968 It'll be separate tabs for each of you. We're not going through that again. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
969 Nah, haven't seen Eenee, Meenee, Minee or Moe for weeks 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
970 Alright, you'll have to figure out who's going first on your own 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
971 Come on fellas. This is exhausting. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
972 Would you make up your minds already? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
973 Now when I lift my hand, if it’s heads…. Seriously! You guys really don’t know this? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
974 A rock, a paper and a scissor walk into a bar... 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
975 I said “no” to Eenie, Meenie, Minee and Mo and I’m saying “no” to you too. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
976 Be careful, paper. You're between. Rock and a hard place...he's a real cut up. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
977 I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
978 I don’t care how you normally do it. You still have to take-a-number! 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
979 Is this some kind of game to you? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
980 Why don't you three just settle your own tabs? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
981 Still fighting over the tab? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
982 All right, which of you guys was first? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
983 No, I won't play you for it! 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
984 I don't care how you three figure it out, but somebody needs to pay! 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
985 I’m gonna need everybody to keep their hands to themselves. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
986 Take your battles outside -- this is a classy joint! 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
987 We don’t solve problems. We provide solutions. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
988 I don’t care who started it. Take it outside. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
989 I don't care who covers who, as long as one of youze is paying. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
990 Look, you're not going to settle this here. Take it outside. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
991 Sorry but we only accept odds or evens. 1.2991 0.06116 107 85 12 10
992 Just for once I'd like to see you guys sit in different chairs 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
993 I've only got enough for one more appletini, so you guys figure out who gets it. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
994 Okay, who's ordering first?" 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
995 Figure it out amongst yourselves. I don't know how, thumb war? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
996 What do you mean you can't decide who is going to pick up the check? 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
997 First drink is on me. It’s refreshing to have some diversity in this place. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
998 Scissors. Your card was declined. Do you want to cut it up yourself? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
999 So, who is the loser paying this time? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1000 Alright already, one of you just order. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1001 Last time you guys were here, Rock got Scissors smashed and Paper failed to cover the bill. 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1002 Alright, one of you has to decide. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1003 And who's covering the tab? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1004 That’s it fellas… no more games. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1005 Three old fashioned, coming right up. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1006 Lemme guess... Shots? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1007 Just flip a coin. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1008 What'll it not be? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1009 I'm only serving you if you can explain to me why paper beats rock. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1010 How many times do I have to tell you freaks? We don't serve anthropomorphized versions of popular adjudicatory methods here! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1011 Decision time, fellas. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1012 ... and who is going to pay for THIS round? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1013 Have you decided who's paying? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1014 Look, Paper, you don't have to rub it in - quit asking for all your drinks "on the rocks". 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1015 Word on the street is that AI has rendered your collective side hustle redundant. First round on me. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1016 I don't know what your game is, but I think it's a joke. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1017 Not until you tell me who’s buying 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1018 Listen,one of you is going to pay for those drinks. Now I don't care HOW you decide, but be quick, I'm closing. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1019 No games, ok? IDs only. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1020 Neat or on the rock? 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1021 Look, I've told you clowns before I'm not playing double or nothing. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1022 I don’t care how you normally settle things; here, you pay cash. 1.2971 0.05385 138 110 15 13
1023 Sorry fellas, this is a one-potato, two-potato bar... 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1024 I don’t have all day. You’ll have to find a way to make a decision 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1025 Don't try any games with me. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1026 The only thing that covers your bill here is cash. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1027 Yeah I got all that...but which one of you is covering the tab? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1028 You guys need a hand? 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1029 What can I get ya,on three. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1030 If you fellas can’t agree on what you want for lunch, I suggest you flip a coin. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1031 Yeah, my name’s Shoot. Who’s askin’? 1.2970 0.06378 101 81 10 10
1032 Would you just decide, already? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1033 Don’t worry Larry, we’re splitting the bill this time. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1034 You need to take it outside and come back when someone wins two out of three! 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1035 Thanks to Scissors, you’re ALL cut off. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
1036 We don't want any trouble, fellas -- take this fight outside! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1037 Straws? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1038 You guys figure it out — somebody has to pay! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1039 You flippin' a coin for the check, or what? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1040 I don't want any trouble. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1041 Three clichés walk into a bar... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1042 Let's settle this like adults. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1043 If you start that one upmanship stuff again you’re out of here! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1044 Yeah pal, we’ll be sure to give your game theory podcast a listen. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1045 ALL RIGHT! Who is paying this time? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1046 No more tequila shots for you three! Last time Paper passed out and fell on top of Rock, then Scissors cut and ran without paying his tab! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1047 Bartender beats all. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
1048 It just means over ice fellas. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1049 Did I understand correctly: the guy on my left wants his drinks on the rocks, the guy in the center is covering the tabs of all three of you, and the guy on the right is cutting out before the meal? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1050 Do I look like a 'fun and games' type 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1051 I don't care who pays. How 'bout drawing straws? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1052 Lemme guess... Loser pays? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1053 I still ned ID 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1054 Will you guys stop playing games and order already! 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1055 What'll it be Rock? The guy in the middle says he's got you covered. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1056 Alright. Who goes first? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1057 So who's gonna pay the tab? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1058 Sorry, we don’t allow drinking games here. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1059 How about we just split the bill 3 ways? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1060 Okay, so who’s gonna pay? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1061 Whatja think? Life's a game? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1062 For the last time - no shirt, no shoes, no crushing, no covering, no cutting, no service. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1063 Which one of you is going to cover the tab? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1064 One of you is going to pay, figure it out! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1065 No — I said “Rocks, Straight up, or With a slice.” That’s all the choices I got. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1066 Com’on! Someone go first! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1067 I don't care if 'everyone knows you've been around forever.' You still need I.D. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1068 I don't care if paper covers rock, someone still has to cover the entire tab. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1069 I don't care who pays the tab. 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
1070 No talking politics at the bar 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1071 Let me guess who pays. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1072 Three shakes please. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1073 I don't care if "Rock beats Scissors", someone has to pay for your drinks! 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1074 Well, if I were you I’d just draw straws to see who’s gonna pay. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1075 Don't even THINK about trying your usual shtick about the tab. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1076 You have to decide now who is paying the bill. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1077 For the last time: we don't have straws. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1078 So again, who was here first? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1079 The usual fellas? A Rolling Rock, Paper Plane & double shot of Cutty Sark? 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1080 Would you like separate checks? 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1081 I'm gonna need some i.d. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1082 I don't care if you're on your lunch break. I haven't got all day. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1083 We are having trouble deciding. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1084 The guy in the middle has us covered. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1085 No gaming the system. I wanna know who's gonna pay. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1086 OK boys, last warning. You want to fight, take it outside. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1087 For God's sake, just make up your minds! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1088 In here, customers take a number! 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
1089 Can’ t you figure it out for yourselves? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1090 Musicians, eh? Cool. What's the name of your band? 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
1091 Look, I don't care who won; who's paying the tab? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1092 Make up your minds. What'll it be? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1093 You win some, you lose some. Now what can I get you? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1094 No, let me guess. You’ll play rock, paper, scissors to see who’s picking up the tab! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1095 A coin toss would be quicker! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1096 YOU KNOW DRINKING ISN’T HELPNG YOUR GAMBLING HABIT 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1097 Fellas, there's a simple way to choose who gets the tab. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1098 I ain't playin' no games here. A credit card beats all of you. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1099 This must be some kind of joke. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1100 So, have you guys decided what you want? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1101 Look! I’m not doing best of five! Who’s gonna pay the bill? 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1102 You fellows need to figure out who is paying your bar tab. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1103 I’m not picking which tab this goes on, sort that out among yourselves. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1104 OK,but before I serve you tonight I want you to decide who's picking up the tab? 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1105 Just decide already! 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1106 Look, somebody has to order first. Figure it out. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1107 First, you decide who's paying! 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1108 I don't care how you decide. One of you has to pay your tab! 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1109 NO I WONT FLIP A COIN! 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1110 Rock is covered, but Scissors still gotta pay. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1111 Maybe I recognize you, maybe I don’t. I still need to see some ID 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1112 I don't care who orders first - flip a coin! 1.2913 0.06267 103 83 10 10
1113 ...just split the check, already! 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1114 I’ve told you before. Everyone pays. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1115 Look, just as long as somebody pays, I don't care how you decide. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1116 Who's going to pay? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1117 Guys, will you decide already?! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1118 Paper, you want that on the rocks, right? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1119 Tequila can beat all of you. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1120 Let me guess how you guys are going to decide who picks up the tab. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1121 All I know is,one of you clowns better pay up! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1122 Let me guess, 3 Old Fashions. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1123 Can you three make a decision already! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1124 Alright fellas, who’s buying?” 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1125 I don't care what you've been told, nobody beats my martinis. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1126 Yeah, well, we had a bunny, a carrot and gun come in yesterday - and they didn't get served either" 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1127 I don’t care how you settle it, but someone’s got to pay the tab 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1128 OK, a round of J.D. on the rock. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1129 I already told you once, YOU decide who’s buying… 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1130 It's a cash bar and I'm not playing that game. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1131 I'm sorry. It's odds' and evens' night." 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1132 Would you like that on the rock? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1133 What’ll it be? Shoot. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1134 That's not how we settle the bar tab around here! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1135 There's no winning with you three. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1136 I don’t have time for your stupid games! Is it cash or credit? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1137 I don’t care who you are. Nothing beats bar tab. 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
1138 Please decide. I don't care how you do it! 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1139 Must be game day 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1140 Look! All's I know is Somebody owes me 28 bucks! 1.2893 0.05559 121 96 15 10
1141 Which of you is settling up the tab? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1142 The rabbi/priest jokes were funnier. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1143 I'll decide who's had enough. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1144 Listen up: in here, nobody beats nobody. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1145 You’re already had your shift drinks. Now get back to work! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1146 3/5, another round? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1147 First, we're not here to watch you settle your existential differences. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
1148 Choose already! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1149 Enough! Just order. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1150 Keep your hands where I can see them. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1151 It looks like Paper is the only one who can cover Rock's tab, but then he's cut off. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1152 Sheesh, just take turns already. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1153 Well, who's picking up the tab? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1154 No - you have to decide among yourselves. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1155 So, which one of you guys is the priest, who’s the rabbi and where’s the minister? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1156 What a bunch of losers. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1157 Will one of you just order already, I don’t care who came in first. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1158 Have you decided which of you is the designated driver? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1159 No more flaming drinks. We almost lost Paper and Scissors was ready to cut somebody. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1160 What do you mean you can't decide who's going to pay for the drinks?! 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1161 One of you has to go, you decide. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1162 This time I’m not serving until I know who’s paying - settle it amongst yourselves! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1163 Either choose or get out 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1164 Listen up, you guys. I'm sick of your games. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1165 Stone, sheet, shear. Wine or beer? 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1166 On the rocks only. No fancy paper, scissors, or umbrella drinks, okay? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1167 I'm warning you guys. I'm in no mood for your games! 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
1168 No, best of three does NOT get drinks on the house. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1169 Who's first in the queue? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1170 Ok, which one's the priest? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1171 Stop playing games and order. I ain’t got all day! 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1172 Okay, everyone orders on the count of three. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1173 let me guess, you don't know whose tab it's gonna be on yet 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1174 So, you’re gonna have to decide who’s going first…. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1175 Where is fire? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1176 If you guys can’t figure it out for yourselves, I’m going flip a coin to decide who’s paying… That’s right, I said it. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1177 Listen! You're gonna somehow hafta figure out who's paying before you get a drink from me! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1178 You’re going to have to figure out a way to determine which of you is the priest in this joke. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1179 Can’t make up your mind? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1180 Look, I don’t care who orders first and it’s not up to me to decide! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
1181 All right, who's ordering first today? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1182 Any idea who goes first? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1183 Boys, we've been at this all night. I don't care how you decide, but someone has to pay the bill! 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
1184 A rock, a paper, and a scissor walk into a bar... What is this, a joke? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1185 I know who covers who, but who is covering this tab?! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1186 All right, who’s first? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1187 When will you guys learn that life is not a competition? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1188 We closed an hour ago and you losers still haven't paid your tab. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1189 Who’s getting the next round? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1190 Is this supposed to be a joke? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1191 No, your dispute resolution group can't meet in our pool room. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1192 Stop playing games and just ORDER! 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1193 Yeah,you rock,and your friend can't cut it. Now who's going to cover this tab? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1194 Let me guess, on the rocks? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1195 Sorry boys, you’re all out of luck. We only serve odds and evens here. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1196 Surprise me. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1197 Guys! Promise me, no fighting 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1198 Cash beats all of you. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1199 No way. You pay cash like everyone else. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1200 Are we going to have to do this every damn round? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1201 Who's the designated driver tonight? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1202 Owner beats all three of you. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1203 Let me guess: whiskey rocks, dry white wine, and a screwdriver? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1204 I want to know UP FRONT who is going to pay. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1205 Decided yet? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1206 C'mon guys ... one of you has to go first. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1207 Who's paying tonight! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1208 Which is it - your drink on the rocks or the drinks on the rock? 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1209 OK, let’s settle this before I start pouring. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1210 Stop asking customers if they want to play your little game 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1211 No playing games... who's paying !? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1212 Figure out a way to find who's gonna pay the tab, and soon. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1213 Is this some kind of game ? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1214 Look, if you guys can’t decide what to order, just flip a coin already. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1215 I'm sure you three can figure out some way of deciding who gets the tab. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1216 I’m not falling for this again. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1217 Who's paying for this round? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1218 Look, I don't care who beats who in your weird power struggle, just decide already before the lunch rush hits. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1219 We've reached an impasse. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1220 I’m not into playing your games… its cash only! 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1221 Are you guys going to order, or are you just playing games? 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1222 Odd and Even are waiting for you in the alley out back 1.2832 0.04614 113 83 28 2
1223 Before I serve you, decide first who is buying the round. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1224 I don't care how you settle it, somebody owes me 56 bucks! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1225 No,I don't want to guess who's paying just give me your order. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1226 Before we start with the orders, let's figure out who's picking up the tab. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1227 Sorry, this is checkers night. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1228 No drinks before you decide who’s paying! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1229 You guys are going to have to decide among yourselves how you want to pay 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1230 Let me guess,winner is supposed to pay? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1231 I don't care how you decide, someone's paying for it 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1232 No pockets, no service. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1233 ...and Tab beats all." 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1234 The first rule about Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1235 Ok, but you guys will have to figure out who's paying. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1236 If you guys don’t stop fighting in my place, you’ll find out who wins! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1237 For the last time, I don't want to play. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1238 How ‘bout I just serve you all the same thing at the same time?! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1239 I'd flip a coin. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1240 OK, so: Paper Plane, rocks, cut with seltzer. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1241 This time you each pay your own tab. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1242 I don't give a damn who wins, you still have to pay for your sandwiches. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1243 One more “two-out-of-three” out of you and you’ll never drink here again! Now, PAY UP! 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1244 I know, I know you like yours on the rocks, you would like a paper plane, and you…. A Bloody Mary. I’m good at reading people 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1245 We don't do separate checks, so find a way to figure it out. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1246 I care about you covering the tab, not the rock. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1247 The bouncer is a sledgehammer 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
1248 So you three 'just happened to' walk into my bar, at the same time ... by chance? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1249 I don't care if you're the king, the queen and the rook. I ain't serving ya 'til I see some ID. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1250 No, I can't decide for you 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1251 And I'm supposed to guess the punchline? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1252 Let’s talk politics 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1253 I swear to God, if you guys can’t decide, I’m pulling out the straws. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1254 I have to cut you off because you're stoned and wasted. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1255 So none of you have a wallet? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1256 Who’s going first? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1257 How are you going to figure out who pays? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1258 This isn't a game bar. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1259 Nobody's beating ANYBODY in my bar! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1260 You're paying, Paper. No, no 3 out of 5!! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1261 OK, make it two out of three. But we’re not playing any more games after that! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1262 Magic 8 Ball says pick a drink already! 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1263 « Our specials are pebble stew, notepad lasagna and split pea soup… » 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1264 The problem is you guys always think you're better than each other. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1265 Look, guys, I ain't playing your game for free drinks. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1266 I knew you were in on it together. You know how many minutes of my life I wasted on you? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1267 No games tonight. I need to know who’s paying right now. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1268 OK, three outta five’s enough! Who’s payin’ for those drinks? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1269 Yeah, but can any of you beat an egg? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1270 Look, guys, I didn't make the rules. I just work here. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1271 Ok,but who covers the tab? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1272 Who is covering the tab? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1273 This round is on the rock. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1274 What's the matter paper? Not feeling so tough any more since the new guy showed up? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1275 You can't make me play THAT game! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1276 I make all the decision’s here. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1277 Why don't you guys just settle this once and for all. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1278 Look, I just need to know if you want ice... I didn't mean to start a whole thing. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1279 Why don't you fellas just flip a coin? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1280 OK now, which of you guys goes first? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1281 When you guys reach a decision, let me know. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1282 This argument has gone on too long... Just split the bill 3 ways. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1283 For once, why don't you guys go in alphabetical order? 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1284 I just threw the Tic-Tac-Toe guys out, so watch it! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1285 I don't have all day, decide who is going to pay! 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1286 so, who calls the shots here? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1287 Hey, get lost. We settle things here with fist fights. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1288 My favorite threesome, who is going to be the dominant top tonight?! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1289 Only one of you is paying? Flip a coin. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1290 I don't care how you figure it out, but one of you is paying this tab! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1291 Do I look like a man who enjoys a zero sum game? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1292 A rock, paper, and scissors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Who's going to pay?" . The rock says, " We'll draw a straw for it." 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1293 One, two, three... 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1294 Before I pour, you three decide who is paying. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1295 Which one of you characters is paying? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1296 There's an app for that. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1297 At least I know it will be easy for you to decide who will pay the bill. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1298 So who's paying for this? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1299 Tell you what, if you can show me some hands, your drinks are on me. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1300 There's gonna be a cover charge, for you only, Paper! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1301 Sorry, we can’t split checks more than two ways. You’ll have to work something out amongst yourselves. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1302 You guys rock, but you better cut it out cause my patience is paper thin! 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1303 No game theory, only cash. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1304 I don't care who you say you are. No ID, no booze. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1305 Why don't I just choose for you? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1306 Figure it out. One of you has to pay. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1307 You're not half as much fun as the priest, the minister and the rabbi. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1308 So, let me get this straight. Scissors cuts paper, rock smashes scissors, and paper covers the tab. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1309 Get stoned? Cover it up? Cut out? You some kinda grunge band? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1310 On the count of three,one of you better choose! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1311 I don’t care how you decide, who’s going to order first. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1312 Sorry, we don’t serve anachronisms here. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1313 One more fight about who gets to order first and I’m kicking all three of you out! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1314 Before we start, let's decide who will pay. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1315 So, how did you guys decide to come here tonight ??? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1316 Is this all some kind of game to you? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1317 I'm not gonna cut you any slack, so wrap it up guys or you'll get tossed. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1318 All right guys, stop playing games and decide what you’re gonna drink 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1319 Religion, politics, and social justice walk into a bar .... 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1320 You guys get nothing! Last time paper guy said he’d cover rock but then claims he’s light, rock gets so drunk he slams scissors and I’m stuck with short register at end of shift. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1321 Look, if you're going to fight about who pays, just take it outside, ok? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1322 Rock drew the small straw. Drinks are on the rock? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1323 Rock, Paper and Scissors walk into a bar? What is this, a Joke! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1324 If you guys can’t get along, I’ll have to ask you to leave. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1325 And now I find out that after all this time your friends. What a scam! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1326 No, I am not 'splitting the tab.' One check! And, I don't care how you decide who pays! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1327 Look, one of you needs to start a tab, just decide who. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1328 One whiskey on the rocks, one Paper Plane cocktail ... and what will cut it for you, sir? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1329 Ok, before I serve ya, which of you guys is paying the tab? 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1330 We want no trouble here, fellas 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1331 I"ll cover you next round 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1332 What will it be? ‘Separate checks’ once again? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1333 I flipped the coin, you lost, now get out of my dream! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1334 Why does it always have to be a competition with you guys? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1335 You guys just missed Eenie Meenie Minee and Mo. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1336 Tonight Paper is caught between a rock and a sharp place. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1337 Make up your minds already and place your orders! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1338 you guys settle It yourselves, then order 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1339 That means no more drinks "on the rocks" for either of you. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1340 I don't care who started it, I don't care who beat who... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1341 This time you decide who pays up BEFORE I serve you 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1342 Just you three or are we waiting for Shoot? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1343 Either you each order a drink, or take it outside" 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1344 On the rocks, clean, cut it. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1345 We’ve only got one left. How do you guys want to decide? 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1346 You guys never agree on anything. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1347 I don't care how you decide. Who is paying the tab? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1348 And Paper, for once, is tired of covering Rock. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1349 Shoot...Not these tools again. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1350 What do I care who pays? Work it out yourselves! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1351 I am NOT playing 2 out of 3 for the check. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1352 So who's paying the tab 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1353 Just flip a damn coin. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1354 Alright, who's turn is it? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1355 OK. That’s it. You three get out. Im tired of listening to your constant bickering about who can beat who. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1356 I not in the mood for games, gentlemen. Who’s paying? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1357 How you gonna decide who pays? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1358 I'll give you a moment to work out who's paying. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1359 Well, if it isn’t the decision makers. 1.2745 0.06098 102 83 10 9
1360 I think we all know who’s getting cutoff! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1361 O.K. How are you going to figure out who picks up the tab? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1362 Nice try, but I'm not playing. You want three beers, you pay for three beers. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1363 Ok, now how are you guys going to decide who places the takeout order? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1364 If you guys want drinks, It's pay, not play. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1365 What makes you think I care who gets to order first? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1366 All I care about is who’s paying. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1367 On the count of three I'm throwing one of you out. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1368 Geez!! I don't have all day! Just make up your minds!!! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1369 Is "on the rocks" too boring? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1370 How many times do I have to tell you? Tuesday is Trivia Night, and Wednesday night is Karaoke. You guys need to be back here on Thursday night. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1371 You're friends,so enough talk about cutting,crushing and smothering, 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1372 Look, damn it. One of you is going to have to go first! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1373 Everyone's surprised that we're great friends when we're off the clock. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1374 When will you kids learn, life is not a game! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1375 No, one tab is fine…we’ll sort it out. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1376 I don't care how you decide, but somebody's gotta pay. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1377 Take a hike,boys. It's darts or nothing in this establishment. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1378 Look, somebody's got to order first. Why not just flip a coin? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1379 Frankly I don't care who pays. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1380 If you guys can't make a choice I'm gonna call Ennie-Meanie! 1.2735 0.05645 117 95 12 10
1381 I'm not choosing who's paying. You'll have to battle it out amongst yourselves. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1382 Let’s agree on who’s paying the tab before the drinks start flowing, shall we? 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1383 No. Just pay for your drinks. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1384 Ok, let’s roll the dice. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1385 You have to decide who goes first. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1386 Beer, whiskey or wine, can't you make a decision? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1387 Yeah, yeah! Rock, Paper, & Scissors walks into a bar! Remember, no cutting, covering or breaking, if you know what’s good for ya! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1388 Am I going to have to separate you 3 again?! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1389 I’m not here to settle arguments! I just serve food 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1390 Work it out among yourselves. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1391 I could take you all out with a screwdriver! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1392 Enough already! Just figure out who gets the bill. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1393 Is this some sort of joke? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1394 I don't wait for anything longer than Best out of 5 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1395 No,I don’t want to go two out of three! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1396 How do you decide who pays the bill? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1397 I have no idea what you guys are talking about. You don't even have hands!" 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1398 You guys decide who goes first. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1399 Lemme guess three Shirley Temples on the rocks? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1400 So you think my job is a game, do you? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1401 OMG shut up, just split it three ways! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1402 Why won’t I serve you? Because 2/3 of the time, you can’t cover the tab! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1403 You wanna be called Rochambeau, you can go to a wine bar. Around here, you're Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1.2719 0.05749 114 93 11 10
1404 Ok so how do you 3 want to decide which one of you is paying? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1405 Last call. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1406 I don't care how you figure it out, but the tab needs to be paid. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1407 Look, the last time you came in here wanting paper on the rocks, you got cut up pretty bad. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1408 A valid ID beats everything. Go away! 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1409 Enough of your silly games! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1410 No, I do not know how to make a Rochambeau. What’s in it? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1411 No, we don't serve scissors or paper. What do you want on the rocks? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1412 Hey Rochambeau, no one’s getting covered, cut, or beat tonight. Got it? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1413 No we don’t cut our drinks. No we don’t let you get 3 sheets to the wind. Yes we do have rocks. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1414 What'l it be-- a coin flip or eeny, meeny, miny, moe? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1415 What is this, some type of set-up for a bad “walks into a bar” joke? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1416 What is this,a joke? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1417 You think you can handle an Eeny Meeny Miny Mo? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1418 No games. No gambling. No drinks. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1419 Come on, one at a time! You can't all go first! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1420 Rough game? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1421 Who wants to try to beat a Louisville Slugger? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1422 Can't you three get girlfriends? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1423 We've switched to paper straws, they're not as strong as you guys make out. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1424 You’re all cut off. Hand just left. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1425 Uh-uh, you'll each take a turn buyin' a round 'cause things ain't gettin' outta hand like last time! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1426 I said order on 3 not 1,2,3 then order! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1427 So who won, I don't have all day! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1428 How do you plan on settling the bill? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1429 Sorry, Scissors, Paper is only covering Rock's tab. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1430 All together or separate checks? 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1431 I don’t care how you figure it out - somebody’s got to pay! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1432 You guys decide between yourselves. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1433 I don’t care how you decide who’s paying, just decide! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1434 Look, no more playing games, one of you needs to pay the bill! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1435 There has to be some way for you guys to figure out who’s paying the tab 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1436 okay you guys, take it outside. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1437 I can’t put it on three credit cards! You need to decide Which one of you is paying the bill! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1438 What do you mean you can't decide who pays the tab? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1439 Uh, who's pickin up the tab? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1440 Jesus, it never ends with you three. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1441 you sure you want beers? I took you as a shooters kinda group 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1442 I'm not going to guess your order! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1443 NO just pay for it ! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1444 I would not have predicted the same designated driver three nights in a row. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1445 What’ll ya have? Shoot! 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1446 So have you guys worked out who's picking up the tab yet? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1447 For the last time, we don’t allow drinking games! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1448 I know you were well known before I was born but I still need and ID. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1449 Why don’t I just pick a drink for you instead? 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1450 I can't wait all day... One of you has to go first! 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1451 Separate tickets? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1452 No way, fellas, I’m not falling for that again. Separate tabs this time. 1.2700 0.06172 100 82 9 9
1453 Why don’t you bozos just flip a coin and make a decision? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1454 It's just "Moe's". "Eeny, Meeny, Miney Moe's" is down the block. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1455 Who goes first? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1456 Sorry, no idea how to make a "paper cut on the rocks"! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1457 No...I won't make a fist. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1458 Meeny, Miney, Moe and out you all go! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1459 You know gambling's not allowed, right? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1460 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! But who's going to pay? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1461 When I was your age, we flipped a coin! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1462 I’m glad you’re here - table 6 needs your help settling their dispute. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1463 So…. Who’s calling the shots? 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1464 whoever wins, pays 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1465 This better be separate checks! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1466 Say, just what kind of a game are you three tryin' to play here? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1467 What do you mean you don't know how to choose the designated driver? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1468 I don’t care who settles the tab, but no games alright? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1469 You decide what you want yet? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1470 Jeepers, why can't you three just be a rabbi, a priest and a minister? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1471 Oh come on now! Someone has to order first. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1472 Make a decision, who’s buying?! 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1473 If you don't settle this in two out of three, you each pay double. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1474 Rules, schmules. Somebody here is picking up the tab. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1475 I'm going to flip a coin. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1476 You all look like losers to me! 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1477 I will not hold out my hand. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
1478 Seen this scheme before, I need to know who is paying before I take your orders. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1479 I assume all drinks are on the rocks… 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1480 So…how we gonna decide who’s paying for the drinks tonight? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1481 Hammered beats all. You're cut off! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1482 So you’re saying a drink on a napkin, beats one with ice? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1483 I'll say it one more time: if you're not going to show me your ID you're not getting anything 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1484 Alright you guys need to leave. Arbitrary decision making is what led me to this crappy job in the first place. 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1485 Well someone's gotta pay the tab and I don't care how you decide. Flip a coin or something! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1486 Okay you three. I know your type and we don’t need your fun and games here. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1487 Loser pays for the next round 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1488 See... None of you can beat alcoholism. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1489 Still can't decide who's paying? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1490 Alright. Which of you is buying this time? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1491 Frankly, I don't care who won or lost, before I serve you tell me first who is paying today. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1492 You can't all order at once! Find a way to choose amongst yourselves. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1493 Bet you guys will busy come November. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1494 Well I have two fists that can beat all of you. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1495 How are you going to decide who pays the tab? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1496 This is complicated. You guys tell me who is next. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1497 Let me guess. Shooters? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1498 You guys take forever to make up your minds. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1499 Nobody's beating anybody, are we clear? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1500 ok gentlemen, whos next? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1501 This is your last warning. If I see you throwing hands in here again, I'm kicking you out. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1502 ‘Lemon’. ‘Ice’. ‘Tea’. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1503 Why the hell should I decide for you? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1504 No, I will not accept best two-out-three . . . one of you needs to pay up now! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1505 Now, are you ordering on 3 or is it 1-2-3-ORDER? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1506 So three mediators walk into a bar... 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1507 And bartender beats you all if you start any trouble. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1508 Let’s see, who should I serve first? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1509 I don't care who covers who, one of you's gotta cover the tab 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1510 Well I’ll beat all of you if you get out of hand. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1511 Take it outside 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1512 You'd better take it outside. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1513 Sure... You got IDs? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1514 No, I will not play it again. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1515 Listen buds, I am only here to take your orders. I have no idea whether your iconic pull is greater than a plastic doll made in the 1950’s. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1516 Which one of you is going to settle your tab? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1517 You three start with each other and I'm tossing all of ya!! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1518 OK, Rock, you're covered by Paper, but you need to pay up, Scissors. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1519 QUIT PLAYING AROUND, AND PAY FOR YOUR DRINKS 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1520 No service until I know who's paying! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1521 Well, someone better cover the tab. I'm looking at you, Paper. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1522 Hey, so is this some kinda joke? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1523 I don’t know who was first. Decide amongst yourselves. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1524 Why don’t you boys just flip a coin for who has the next round? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1525 You gotta tell me up front who’s gonna pay for the drinks! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1526 I don’t care about your stupid rules, if you want service you gotta take a number. 1.2660 0.06623 94 79 5 10
1527 Paper-tell scissors we don’t serve rocks. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1528 Look friend, you're an easy read but your stoner and cut-up friends aren't welcome here. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1529 Please, not all at the same time! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1530 I don't care who goes first. All we got is hash. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1531 Thinking out of the box here, why don't you just split the tab. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1532 I'm not playing any games just pay your tab! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1533 Ok I’ll decide who orders first. Eeney meeny… 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1534 Interesting. But who covers tab? 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1535 Decide who's paying yet? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1536 I only have enough Cutty Sark whiskey for one person. You guys decide which. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1537 I don't care if you are three billion years old. I'm still gonna need to see some ID. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1538 One of us is also a priest 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1539 Ok. How will we decide? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1540 "What do you mean you can't decide who pays? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1541 Have you decided what you're having? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1542 Which one of you is Bo? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1543 I don't care who's first. The sign says, 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1544 How the hell do you beat rock? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1545 Well someone is going to have to pay, so figure it out amongst yourselves. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1546 We don't play games here... Cash only! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1547 No,I won't pick for you. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1548 Trust me, the difficulties in today's world will not be settled by the contest you three propose. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1549 Will you guys cut it out. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1550 I'll GIVE you the beers if you agree on what kind! Or is that too hard for your lot? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1551 Sounds interesting -- but there's got to be a better name than 'Stone, Document, Shears'. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1552 You all need to show an I.D. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1553 I am not getting sucked into any of your games. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1554 How do I know? You decide. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1555 Listen, we can’t have anymore bar fights fellas! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1556 what the fuck?? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1557 Paper covers Rock doesn't mean he has to buy all your drinks! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1558 Enough! Let's just flip a damn coin! 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1559 Yeah, and which of you is going to cover the bill? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1560 Look, someone has to pay eventually. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1561 So what’s the punchline? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1562 Rock, paper, scissors...ID! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1563 Paper! Rock! Scissors! Shoot, I haven't seen you guys in years!" 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1564 If you guys want a drink, you each gotta pay up front! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1565 I don’t care which one of you orders! Make up your mind! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1566 Just make up your minds who’s going to give me a credit card! 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1567 I don't want any of your games in here. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1568 Enough with the games....SOMEONE has to pay the bill. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1569 I get that paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, and scissors cuts paper. All I want to know is, which of you is paying? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1570 We usually flip a coin to decide who pays 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1571 One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1572 If you order another paper plane on the rocks you'll be cut off. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1573 That right? Your buddy here says you got him covered. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1574 You all owe the cover charge, not just Rock. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1575 Loser pays the tab? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1576 Well, I guess you could flip a coin 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1577 So the bad news is, we only have 2 cans left 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1578 Can't you guys just figure out a way to decide who is going to pay for the drinks? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1579 Listen, I just kicked out Eeny, Meeny, Miny & Moe. They tried to bring a tiger in here. And for the 100th time, we don't accept Groupon! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1580 We’ll SOMEone is paying for these drinks! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1581 That's not how it works. YOU have to choose! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1582 Cant you decide for once! 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1583 Just make a decision! 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1584 Don't play games with me, fellas. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1585 Fire, fire beats everything.... 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1586 Who’s the new skinny guy?” “Beats me,” said the rock 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1587 Lunch’s on me! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1588 Ok I gotta ask- whose getting lucky tonight? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1589 No. You pay the whole tab, not the best out of three. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1590 I don't serve people who run with scissors! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1591 No service until you decide who's paying! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1592 Listen, you three are gonna have to figure out some way to settle this tab! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1593 You gonna order or are you waiting for Trump to tell you what you want? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1594 I don’t care who beats who, I just want to know who’s taking the tab. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1595 Sure,but who will cover the tab? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1596 Can't you all agree on anything? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1597 You don’t know what you want, you don’t know who’s gonna pay - can’t you guys decide on anything? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1598 I’m glad you’ve finally settled your differences but you still owe me 3 grand in damages. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1599 Another round, fellas? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1600 SPR Combo coming right up ! . 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1601 'As a matter of fact, I am familiar with your work.' 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1602 Don't threaten me with your games! 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1603 I don't care who can beat who. Take your fight outside! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1604 How could you expect me to decide? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1605 So, fess up you chumps...which one of you ran away with the spoon?? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1606 We're not going through this again - no more drinks. It'll be closing time before you decide. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1607 Alright, how you fellas deciding who's gonna pay? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1608 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're all winners, 3 papercuts on the rocks coming up! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1609 Let me get this straight… Rock thinks Scissor is smashed, Paper wants to cover Rock’s tab, Scissor thinks Paper should be cut-off. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1610 For the last time, I have no interest in joining your three-way. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1611 And that’s how you decide what beer to drink?.. morons 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1612 Hey you two. I told you, no more drinks if I catch you running around again with Scissors. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1613 One of you has to make a decision. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1614 You guys want a drink or are you just here to play games? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1615 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1616 I told you, if you don’t have ID you can’t drink, besides how are you going to hold a glass!! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1617 Okay you losers, you each get three choices before I toss you out. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1618 "Damn it Paper, you said you'd cover it." 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1619 Cash up front...no more games! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1620 Well, shoot, if it isn’t you three again. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1621 Losers buying 😂 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1622 Look, I don’t want any trouble. Odds and even just left. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1623 I DONT CARE WHO IT IS, THIS TAB’S GOTTA BE PAID! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1624 So Paper covers Rock then? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1625 Will this all be on one check? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1626 I don't care how you choose, but someone has to pay the tab 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1627 What are the odds?” 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1628 It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1629 Loser buys? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1630 Don't tell me you can't make up your mind 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1631 Look, ‘on the rocks’ is bar talk. I wasn’t talking trash about your little friend there. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1632 What are you looking for - a handout? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1633 No, I do not want to play! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1634 No, I'm not Samuel Beckett. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1635 What do you mean I choose 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1636 You want to draw straws for the tab? 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
1637 I cannot help you make this decision. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1638 So: who is gonna pay? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1639 I'm not playing your little games. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1640 is it all on the rocks? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1641 So, you think you can settle the bar fight? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1642 You guys look like trouble. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1643 I hate it when this happens! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1644 You guys better not be a priest, a rabbi and a minister settling who’s right!!! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1645 SO who is going to buy? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1646 I don't care how you decide who pays for your drinks. Just show me the money! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1647 You have to pay before I serve you. There is not going to be a contest to see who pays. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1648 I don't want any trouble here. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1649 Swell. No plastic. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1650 No separate bills. One tab, figure it out. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1651 I don't care who decides! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1652 Work it out, who's paying? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1653 Bartender beats all of ya. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1654 I'll bring your order when you figure out who is paying. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1655 Oh, fuck! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1656 What’s wrong with 3 separate tabs? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1657 Get in line. The scissor was here first. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1658 What I say is closing time beats all three of you. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1659 Frankly, I don't care how you settle the bar tab. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1660 Now there'll be no scuffles while y'all figure out whose picking up the tab! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1661 I just assumed you were ordering together. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1662 No hands, no service! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1663 You just missed your friends Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moe. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1664 No silly games this time! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1665 Sorry...no separate checks... 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1666 So, who gets stuck with the bill? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1667 Youse guys need to know that this is a no shooting establishment. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1668 Before I pour a drop, I wanna know who’s paying! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1669 No one’s getting served til I know who’s covering! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1670 Bartender throws out rock Bartender cuts off paper Bartender calls cab for sizzors 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1671 🎶Sometimes you wanna go…where everybody knows your game.🎶 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1672 So y’all finally called a truce? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1673 Yeah, my name’s Shoot, what of it? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1674 Sorry, guys, I’m cutting Scissors off. Problem is: Rock always has to cover Paper whenever Scissors has one too many and threatens to slice him. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1675 So which one of you guys lost this time? Who's buying? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1676 Paper and Scissors,would you like yours on the Rocks? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1677 Let me know when you decide. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1678 I don’t care! ONE of you has to pay! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1679 Shoot! I’m stuck between a rock and a sharp place. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1680 (In the thickest New York accent) "No freaking way! In what universe does a rock lose to a piece of paper?!" 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1681 Hurry up and decide who goes first. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1682 Look, I don't want any trouble in here. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1683 Ignatius, how many times have I told you? This is the Hard Rock Cafe. You can't just bring your friends in with you whenever you want. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1684 The only way we're gambling for the tab is with a version I like to call Rock, Paper, Scissors, BASEBALL BAT" ! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1685 Just choose already so that I know who is going to pay for the drinks. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1686 Look guys, anything beyond 3 out of 5 is considered loitering. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1687 You guys are going to have to pay in advance. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1688 What'll it be? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1689 We only take plastic. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1690 I'm pretty sure only one of you is old enough for beer 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1691 Whaddya mean you can’t tell me who’s next? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1692 I don't care how you work it out. Somebody's gotta cover the tab. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1693 I don't care how you figure it out, but one of you is going to have to pay the tab. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1694 We will not have any of your circular permutations of destruction in this bar! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1695 So, which one of you is going first? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1696 I'll thank you rough-housers to take your fight outside. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1697 After what happened last time, I’m cutting you off after three rounds, got it? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1698 I told you, best out of three 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1699 Hey, I don't serve game here! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1700 No way. Cash only 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1701 Do I look like I'm playing with you? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1702 Yeah, I got your order. Now who's gonna pay for this? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1703 Okay who gets the Manhattan in the fancy glass? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1704 That doesn’t matter here. Wha’d you want. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1705 Sure, sure, but nothing beats a classic Old Fashioned. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1706 We’ve gone round and round, fellas. No more playing games about who is paying the bar tab. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1707 So, have you decided which one of you is paying the tab? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1708 No, this is not a sports bar 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1709 Come on, make a decision. What will it be? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1710 I'll serve rock and scissors, but you, paper, forget it! One drink and you're mache all over the bar! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1711 Don’t play games with me! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1712 OKAY,,,hmm,, scissors cuts paper covering rock and then rock breaks scissors,,, so Rock,, its your tab 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1713 What do you mean you'll make your decisions after I count to three? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1714 Ok, who’s paying the cover charge? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1715 I remember the time at the bar when rock stood resilient,paper unfolded its stories,and scissors cut through the night 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1716 For the last time, who's first? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1717 I thought I banned you three after what you did to Lizard and Spock... 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
1718 I don't care how you decide, but one of you needs to pay the tab. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1719 We are NOT playing for free drinks! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1720 You guys always stick together. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1721 Well, ONE of you is paying 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1722 Who asked for it "on the rocks"? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1723 Lemme guess.. a rock, paper, and pair of scissors walk into a bar.. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1724 I don’t care about the rock. Who’s covering the tab? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1725 You three need to bury the hatchet; sorry, scissors, no pun intended. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1726 What’ll it be? … And I’m not saying 1, 2, 3, again! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1727 I don’t care which of you wins, I want to know who’s picking up the tab! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1728 Ok, you guys said Paper is covering Rock's bill but I'm confused about the rest. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1729 Yeah…I don’t get it. How does you covering him defeat him? I mean, you’re a piece of paper…and he’s a rock. Can he just, like, not see or something? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1730 Three hours later… 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1731 OK, one more round, but for God’s sake, it’s 1, 2, 3, *then* shoot! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1732 Why the long face? Oh wait! Wrong joke! 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1733 Whisky neat or on the Rock? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1734 Separate checks only ... and no "1 - 2 -3" shenanigans to make your selections ! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1735 I'm gonna count to three! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1736 Well somebody’s paying the tab. You figure it out. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1737 I don't care which one of you pays but no one drinks until you decide. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1738 Straight up, or on the rock? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1739 Stop making me guess. One of you just order! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1740 One of you better think of a way to determine who pays for drinks. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1741 I’ve heard you three have a reputation for starting up fights. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1742 I'll only run one tab. You decide who pays. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1743 Oh, come on, you guys are worse than knock knock jokes. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1744 A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar - and? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1745 So, who's tab tonight? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1746 Time to settle this once and for all. Scissors, paper, rock, whose paying? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1747 No,I don’t know where Spock is. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1748 Whadda you lookin' at? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1749 Hell, I can beat you guys with one hand behind my back. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1750 Just don’t do what you did last time we asked for the drinks ‘on the rocks’ 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1751 Vodka always wins. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1752 Never know how the night ends when you lot come in 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1753 Yeah. Well, I'm tired of my life too. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1754 Guys,you have to find a way to decide what you want. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1755 Have you bozos decided yet? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1756 Youse guys get a few whiskeys in ya, ya start crushing, cutting, and covering each other, and pretty soon my place is a wreck. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1757 I don’t have all day. Try best of three. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1758 Now I'm gonna be like scissors and cut you wiseguys off 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1759 I don’t care what you identify as and please don’t show me what you got 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1760 No shenanigans, you walked in together . . . you walk out together! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1761 Seriously, we don't play games here. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1762 I don’t care if it was a draw, somebody has to pay. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1763 So how do you decide who pays for the first round? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1764 No, decide who pays first! 1.2527 0.04581 91 68 23 0
1765 I've really gotta stop drinking on the job. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1766 "Eenie, meeny, miny, moe; show ID or you'll have to go." 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1767 Yeah well around here whiskey is more expensive than beer and beer is more expensive than water and because we don’t want you nursing a bottle of water all night water is more expensive than whiskey. What’ll you have? 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
1768 Whose picking up the tab? And, no games. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1769 I don't play games. No shirts, no service. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1770 I’ll take you guys over the Musical Chairs any day 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1771 📄: I’ll take mine neat ✂️: Dirty for me 🪨: On the Rocks 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1772 Who orders first? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1773 It’s not my job to choose 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1774 You Guys need to decide who's paying? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1775 Separate checks? I didn't see that coming 1.2526 0.06344 95 80 6 9
1776 Alright you three,no fighting over the check. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1777 I only have one position open. You know what to do. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1778 'I'm not playing games.! Either pay for your drinks or get out!! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1779 Okay guys. I’ve only got one left, so you’ll have to figure out who gets it. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1780 Well, did you decide who's gonna pay? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1781 Who's paying the bill? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1782 I don't care what the beef is! Take it outside. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1783 Let me get this straight: three martinis, no ice, on the rock. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1784 Okay, you bums--money is what covers drinks! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1785 So, who’s first? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1786 Yeah my name's Rochambeau. What's it to ya? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1787 Paper, scissors, rock; loser buys. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1788 Somebody has to go first. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1789 Nope, not till you decide who picks up the tab. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1790 Ain’t got all day. Quit changing your mind. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1791 What'll it be fellas? Nevermind 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1792 I miss the priest, rabbi, and minister 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1793 These customers are out of hand. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1794 Listen, rocky, if you can't make up your mind wrap it up or cut it out. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1795 Do I look like I want to play? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1796 I don't care about your system; ours is Take a Number. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1797 Just make up your mind! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1798 So how are you deciding who pays for this round 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1799 He says he doesn't have you covered. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1800 You shoot, you pay. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1801 I don't care who, but SOMEBODY owes me." 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1802 No, lemme guess. You guys can't decide what you want, right? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1803 I will have no more of your arguments and mess in here 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1804 No, I didn't say "playing for your order", I said "PAYING for your order". 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1805 I don’t care how you do it, someone has to pay the bar tab. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1806 That’s not how the joke goes 1.2500 0.04539 92 69 23 0
1807 As Mahatma taught, non-violence is the weapon of the strong. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1808 If you guys think I'm going to settle your little dispute you're crazy. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1809 Let's see some ID, and don't give me that paper covers rock shit like you did last time. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1810 You’ll be playing for drinks, I take it 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1811 OK, did you decide who’s paying the tab? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
1812 You three again? Oh, shoot. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1813 1, 2, 3…shot. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1814 Yeah, Thumb Wars can't find no work, either." 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
1815 You know the rules! Only one of you can drink 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1816 How about I choose, get the hell out of my bar. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1817 Could you guys please decide who I should serve first. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1818 You guys work for the New Yorker caption contest? 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1819 Ok, so a rock, a piece a' paper, and a scissors walk into a bar.... It should be a classic set-up, but honestly, I got nothin'.... So who wants to get hammered!? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1820 Well, one of you gotta pay the tab 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1821 How are you going to decide which one pays? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1822 Not gonna play you for the bar tab. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1823 You guys are gonna have to take this outside! 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1824 I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying the tab! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1825 I don't care who wins - you still have to pay for the drinks. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1826 C'mon, one,two,three, decide! What's it gonna be? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1827 We don't have board games. Go play with yourselves. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1828 Stop trying to figure out who is going to order first and just tell me what you want.” 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1829 I have an idea as to how to decide this... 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1830 Ok boys, I'm not going to ask again, who is ordering first. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1831 Yes, I've heard of diversity and inclusion, and no, we don't serve scotch on the rocks-paper-scissors. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1832 Whose round is this? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1833 That’s enough bickering. Just find a way to decide who pays! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1834 No handouts. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1835 No dancing 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1836 And I suppose Paper is gonna cover the tab? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1837 I'm not serving anybody until you guys figure out who is going to pay." 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1838 Let’s decide by age. Rock, what can I get you? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1839 I don’t want any games around here, boys! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1840 Look guys, I told you that this bar is strictly "Odds and Evens". 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1841 If you guys want to play games, take it out to the playground. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1842 I’ll serve you but I don’t want anyone playing games. Okay? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1843 Sorry, we only accept plastic. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1844 Drinks are on the house if you convince me why paper beats rock! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1845 I've heard this one before: ‘Three losers walk into a bar...’. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1846 Sorry boys, you’re outta your jurisdiction here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1847 Listen. Nobody’s perfect. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1848 We’re looking for the man who played us. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1849 We can’t split the bill. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1850 Nothing beats a cold beer 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1851 you guys are the reason I have a 2 year old 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1852 Somebody order, already. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1853 3 whiskies, not on the rock thanks 😏” - 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1854 What are the chances you three would show up here? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1855 Alright, last time, who said shoe? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1856 We don't serve drinks in papercups on the rocks; so cut it out! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1857 Sorry, we only serve eeny, meeny, miny, moe! 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1858 You can decide who gets served first. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1859 “No, not all at once; go one at a time, please.” Martha Minow Cambridge, MA 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
1860 We don't allow no games in here! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1861 Hey bud, no we don’t serve paper and scissors on the rocks …. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1862 OK, who's paying? No, wait....! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1863 Listen, guys...I don't care how you decide...whaddaya want to drink?" 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1864 Who’s getting the first round? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1865 Knock knock, who's there? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1866 Kinda hope none of you wins. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1867 Sorry was that on the rocks, or on the Rock? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1868 Boys... Boys! Take it outside. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1869 Okay boys, I've only got time for one more drink. Duke it out amongst yourselves. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1870 Okay, just one more time and then that's it, you have to order. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1871 Well,one of you has to pay the tab. YOU figure it out! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1872 I don't care how you decide. Someone needs to pay for the drinks. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1873 Hey, Paper, want it on the rocks? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1874 A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar, the barman says ‘what can I get you today folks?’, the rock says ‘whisky, on the rocks’ , the paper says ‘not sure, do you have a menu’ and finally the scissors says ‘cut me some slack mate, I’m thinking’. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1875 Do you guys want a drink or are you just playing games? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1876 I am not playing your game! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1877 Is this some kind of setup? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1878 All right who pays? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1879 What's a "throuple?" 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1880 You sure you guys want to settle this the old fashioned way? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1881 Back again? Yup, but this time drinks on the rocks" 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1882 Help us settle a bet. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1883 Alright Settle up your differences, and get out 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1884 You’re kidding! You REALLY wanna do “Eeny meeny minee mo” to decide who’s paying the tab? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1885 We aren’t playing any of your games. We are a Thumb Wrestling establishment here. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1886 I'll only serve one of ya. Work it out between yourselves! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1887 All the three of you do is fight, so no service. Get out of here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1888 Yeah well nothing beats my meatloaf and mashed potatoes. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1889 You’ll get your drinks when you decide who’s paying! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1890 Please don’t start playing to decide who will pay the bill, as you did the last time. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1891 Just give us the drinks. We’re not playing games, pal. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1892 Look, on order "on the rocks" is nothing personal. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1893 Don’t shoot! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1894 You guys settle your disputes outside! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1895 Who is first?...and don't tell me you don't know how to decide! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1896 Before anyone orders, who’s paying? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1897 Enough already, one of you'se choose! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1898 This time I’ll decide who pays…Eenie, meenie, minnie,moe… 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
1899 Why do you three hang out together? No drinks until you make up new rules. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
1900 Stop playing games and pay up already 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1901 Ahhh…. Shoot 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1902 Go on, take it outside! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1903 How about next time you just flip a coin? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1904 The best I got is a Rusty Nail. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1905 I'm old school- one or two fingers. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1906 C’mon, I ain’t got all day. One of gonna order, or what? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1907 Figure who is paying before you order. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1908 I thought you'd be taller. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1909 If you guys just took turns paying for drinks, I wouldn't have to call the cops every time you come in! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1910 What to drink. How can we decide? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1911 All right, I'll serve you. But no more of your games. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1912 Who’s driving? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1913 Best of three for who is going to pay? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1914 Didn’t you bozos see the House Rules? “No fighting” means no cutting, crushing, or choking! 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1915 Who’s buying today? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1916 I don’t care HOW you decide, what’ll it be? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1917 Narcissistic tough-guy bully, suave no backbone effete elitist, and sarcastic smart ass cutup you don't belong in this town or this bar! Out! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1918 I get smashing the scissors and cutting the paper, but how does just covering the rock do anything to him? 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1919 Which one of you gave me the bad haircut? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1920 Oh let me guess how you guys are going to decide who pays each round 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1921 OK. Which one of you losers is buying? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1922 OK,I don’t have all day! Who’s paying the check? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1923 You guys need to decide who's going to pay the tab. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1924 I don’t care how you guys decide, somebody’s gonna pay! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1925 OK, you guys. No games. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1926 Rock, paper, scissors - Shot? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
1927 Quit the games and just tell me what you want to drink. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1928 Paper...you got the tab covered? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1929 "I know an easy way for you guys to decide what to order, but I think it's too obvious" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1930 Who do you think you are? Tic, Tac and Toe? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1931 So you can cover one friend, but not the other? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1932 I need you guys to settle an argument for me. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1933 You,obviously,decide who orders first. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1934 Don't give me any crap, who is paying the tab? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1935 We're ending Hi-Stakes Rock Paper Scissors night. We're losing money hand over fist. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1936 Got it! On the rocks, Between the Sheets, and straight up. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1937 Listen guys, life ain’t fair 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1938 I’m not gonna tell you again. If it gets out of hand one more time, you’re outta here. capishe? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1939 We don't serve trouble here 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1940 Fine. Pick another way to decide who pays. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1941 Ok, but who's gonna cover the tab? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1942 I don't care who pays, but somebody's got to. You figure it out. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1943 For the last time, Rochambeau doesn't work here anymore. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1944 Two of you have gotta go. You decide. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1945 You want that straight up or on the rock? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1946 I don't care how many stalemates you've had in a row. Somebody's paying the tab. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1947 Well, don't expect me to settle your argument. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1948 We're doing "eenie meenie" this time. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1949 Scissors and paper, let me guess. You want that on the rocks? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1950 As far as I'm concerned, you're all losers. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1951 Dare I ask who’s gonna pick up the tab? 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1952 We have one way of settling things here, and that’s with binding arbitration. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1953 Sorry fellas, Odds and Evens just cleaned me out of absinthe. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1954 Which one of you is Rochambeau? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1955 Hey! I can’t wait all night for you guys to decide who’s buying the first round. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1956 We'll have a screwdriver thanks 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1957 Is this some kind of joke? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1958 My bar, my rules! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1959 Ok, you guys need to figure out who's going to pick up the tab. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1960 Let’s go ahead and settle who’s picking up the tab right now 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1961 Sorry boys, I don't see how can serve you up with a win-win combination... 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1962 Oh, no—not again. You're all just gettin' beers this time. Bartender beats all. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1963 I don't care how you decide, but someone's gonna pay the tab! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1964 You want my opinion? It’s a no-win situation, guys. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1965 You should have sought a bartender's advice a long time ago to resolve your issues. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1966 No games tonight whose paying 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1967 Well water it is then”. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1968 Whaddya mean, I gotta choose? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1969 We draw straws or you don't eat. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1970 Guys, I don't have all day. Stop playing games. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1971 Very funny, you want me to choose for you? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1972 Yes, someone does have to die; I don't write the rules. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1973 Listen carefully. I crush, cover AND cut. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1974 Right, but how are you going to settle the tab? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1975 Listen, we don’t tolerate violence in here. Pick a platter or scram. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1976 Look, one of you’s paying’. How are we gonna decide this? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1977 So who gets the tab? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1978 Alright, alright. Which one of you is picking up the tab? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1979 No one beats anybody in my bar. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1980 If I had to play that stupid game for a living,I'd drink too,but no ID no alcohol 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1981 So are you figuring out who's picking up the tab 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1982 I told you before. We only serve Odds or Evens at this bar. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1983 Well, one of you guys has to pay. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1984 I will give you separate bills. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1985 I told you guys last week, okay? This is an odds and evens place! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1986 I don't know what kind of sick, sadomasochistic game you three think you got goin' on here, but you ain't playin' it in my bar! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1987 Let me guess: On the rocks? Paper-straight up? Neat and cut? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1988 I'm a rock climber, so what do you think? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1989 I wish there was some way to decide how we should split the bill…how about a coin flip. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1990 So you two: anything on the rocks and keep ‘em coming til you’re three sheets to the wind. As for you, sir, it’s called a Screwdriver, not a Scissors. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1991 You don't look like Twenty One to me. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1992 I'm still cleaning up after your last fight in here! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1993 I'll need to see your ID 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
1994 You can tell Joey Fast Hands I don't need his protection. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1995 Hands-down, there’s a one-in-three chance one of you is going home in an Uber. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1996 One of you has to pay! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1997 Who’s paying this time? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1998 You read the sign…Rock, Paper, Scissors, no Service. 1.2414 0.06325 87 73 7 7
1999 Only when the three of you learn to hold your drink! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2000 Paper's covering the drinks. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2001 Hey, no cutting in line 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2002 Are we still waiting for Lizard and Spock to show up? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2003 You all need to leave, last time you all were in here you shot up the place 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2004 Another round on the rocks again? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2005 Whiskey on the rocks, a paper airplane, and a….? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2006 Where the hell is the shoe? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2007 The price is the price! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2008 Who won? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2009 You boys want to take this outside? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2010 Just make up your minds already. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2011 Paper beats Rock, get over it. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2012 Make up your mind. You’re holding up my bar. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2013 I' m tired of guessing, whose buying this round? 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
2014 Is this your idea of a joke? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2015 Next! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2016 I can only serve one of you. Decide amongst yourselves who that will be 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2017 Have another drink guys- we’re all a bunch of losers at one time or another. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2018 Decide now who's picking up the tab, or you can take this party outside. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2019 I just had to throw out Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe after they tried to bring a tiger in here. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2020 Okay, which one of you is next? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2021 "You are not welcome in this bar. We're coin-flippers." 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2022 The feeling is mutual. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2023 How would you like to settle this round? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2024 Take it outside and work it out yourselves. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2025 Rock, paper, scissors?…… How about a baseball bat 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2026 Why don’t YOU guys figure out who gets served first 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2027 Must you engage in your little zero-sum game for each and every choice? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2028 I told you guys the last two times you were in here, we already made a deal with jacks and marbles. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2029 A trope walks into a bar… 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2030 I’ll tell you the same thing I told Patty Cake and High Five last week….no hand jobs in here! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2031 You three are gonna have to settle this outside. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2032 Whose getting this one? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2033 Rock beats paper. Really? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2034 I don’t care who you are. Take your game somewhere else! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2035 You’re paying upfront this time 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2036 Listen, when a fight breaks out between you three nobody wins and I end up paying for it 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2037 No…I’m not playing!! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2038 You've been trying to decide for an hour now. Can't you just flip a coin or something? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2039 Let me guess: Vodka on the Rocks, Squid Ink Martini, and a Cutty Sark. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2040 Statistically, scissors usually wins, so rock and paper fight it out because if someone doesn't pay you are all out of here! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2041 Flip some coins or draw straws, just pay the tab. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2042 Order something, already. Do you think this is a game? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2043 You can only stay here if you don’t fight over who’s paying the bill this time 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2044 Maybe just each of you pay for your own check to settle this. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2045 You’re out of order. Go home. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2046 Who wins the free cocktail? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2047 That's fine, but who's covering scissors? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2048 We have a selection of moulded plastic, ceramic and glass for your drink containers. Who is having what?” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2049 Where were you guys last night when we had to break a tied score in the darts contest? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2050 I've heard that one before and you still have to pay for your drinks 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2051 What do you mean you want me to decide who pays. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2052 This isn’t a game. Are you guys gonna order or not? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2053 For the last time guys! We do not serve Rochambeau! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2054 …and we’re not flipping coins either! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2055 And you really expect me to believe a rock, paper, and scissors can just walk into a bar? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2056 Why is this always so hard? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2057 Take it outside or I add a gun into the mix. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2058 I prefer to flip a coin. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2059 There has to be a better way of deciding who pays the bill?! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2060 I don't care who pays, but you guys need to figure it out somehow. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2061 All right, but if you want to play games, take them outside! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2062 No you can't run on the same tab, it's three tabs or nothing. You guys can never decide on who's going to pay. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2063 So, ahh, who's gonna pay?.. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2064 On the rocks with salt? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2065 No, I can't split the bill three ways! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2066 If scissors gets rocked and cuts out without paying, paper will have to cover it. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2067 So, whatta we got? One scotch in the rocks, one rubber cement, and, one WD-40, which, I'm sorry, were out of. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2068 You guys are going to have to work this out amongst yourselves. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2069 You guys are gonna have to take that rough stuff outside 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2070 No, no, no. We are not doing this again. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2071 Alright guys, please no fighting tonight. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2072 Been a hard day at work fellas? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2073 All I see is one winner and two losers. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2074 Someone’s gotta pony up! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2075 If you ask one more time for a Paper on the Rocks, Billy here’s gonna cut you off. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2076 For the last time, we are not naming a cocktail after you guys. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2077 It's like I told Blackjack, prove you're 21 or no service. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2078 Your discussion of the deconstructed Martini is riveting, but I'm gonna need you guys to make up your minds. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2079 Definitely “no soup for you”! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2080 Just decide. I ain't got all day! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2081 Look, do you want guac or not? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2082 Shoot. Not you guys again. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2083 I'm calling the cops. Your fights always end in shooting. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2084 You may be big shots in DC but in New York, you have to pay for your own drinks! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2085 Pay up. I got a napkin with Leonard Nimoy's DNA that trumps all of you 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2086 You tell us what we’re drinking, Sam. We’ve made enough decisions today. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2087 Your choice is for here or to go- I really don't care how you decide." 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2088 Let me guess,paper wants his on the rocks? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2089 If you three don’t stop playing around I won’t serve you!! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2090 What’ll it be fellas? And no best 2 out of 3 shoots for the tab. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2091 Alright guys, we don’t want any trouble here! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2092 One of you needs to choose. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2093 It’s not my fault you’re paying for shots every time you play. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2094 Who wants a screwdriver? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2095 Ok, who do you think would win in a fight? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2096 Hey stone face..why don't you tell your friends to cut the crap! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2097 Quiet! I can’t keep your orders straight. One at a time please! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2098 I told you already - no matter who wins, you all need to pay me." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2099 I told you guys to stay off the dance floor 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2100 Best out of one this time! Somebody needs to pay. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2101 Should we draw straws? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2102 Don't play games with me! Just place your orders. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2103 You're stone cold sober, but your friend's two sheets to the wind and I already cut the other guy off. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2104 I told you - take you argument someplace else! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2105 So whose buying this round? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2106 Not until you decide who pays. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2107 Fuhgeddaboudit! On the count of three, I want you guys outta here! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2108 Papers got this, he has us covered. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2109 Would you just make up your mind?? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2110 I just want to know who's going to cover the tab! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2111 Who is paying today? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2112 Shoot. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2113 YOU decide! We’re short-handed here. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2114 What do you mean you can't decide? Salt, no salt, or blended? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2115 Have youse decided who's going to pay the bar tab? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2116 You have to figure some way to decide who’s paying. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2117 You again?! Shoot! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2118 Your games are not welcome here. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2119 I can do it on the rocks. But I can’t do it on the paper or the scissors 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2120 So which one of you is paying tonight? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2121 I'm warning you, if Rock beats Scissors again, you guys are outta here. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2122 What new hell is this? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2123 I've had just about enough of your petty gamesmanship. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2124 I don't give a damn how you decide, somebody's paying me for nine appletinis. 1.2353 0.06405 85 72 6 7
2125 No, I told them over the phone we were running low on lox, capers, and liver. Now, shoo! 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2126 First round is on the house if you tell me the punchline 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2127 I assume you guys have already decided what to order. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2128 Shoot.. you guys again. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2129 I want an advance payment. God knows which one of you will still be around by the end of the night. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2130 Oh comm'on! You don't wanna play rock paper scissors to decide on who to serve first, do you!? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2131 Paper or plastic? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2132 You all better have a way to figure out who orders first. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2133 Enough already! Stop saying that! The screwdrivers are on the house! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2134 I am not playing this game anymore. What will it be? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2135 Listen, nobody wants this to end like it did last time. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2136 You guys know you’re banned. I’m still cleaning up after your last argument. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2137 Enough with the games, which of you is paying the tab? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2138 Oh yeah? One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2139 Beat it you three! I won't have you settling your disputes in MY bar! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2140 All right,which one of you won the free beer! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2141 I don't like the games you're playing, boys. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2142 So who is paying first? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2143 Paper, if you tell me you want it on the rocks one more time… 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2144 Alright, how do we figure out who orders first? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2145 No cutting the line Scissors. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2146 Beat it--I'm tired of your game. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2147 Make a decision already. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2148 We'd just like to be treated equally for once. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2149 Everything's a competition with you, isn't it? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2150 Which one of you losers is buying tonight? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2151 Not these guys again. No games like last time, okay? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2152 So who’s going to pay for these drinks? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2153 No drinks until you pay your tab. So, which one of you is it going to be? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2154 I told you, "no shoes, no service." 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2155 Alright you guys, I don't want that same old excuse that you trying to figure out WHO is paying the bill. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2156 OK, so today I’ll need one of you to cut the raw potatoes, one of you to crush them after they’re cooked, and one of you to cover them to keep them warm. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2157 I should have listened to Lisa. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2158 Drinkers tip bartender." 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2159 What do you mean you can’t choose? I said shoot. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2160 Looks like you're between a rock and a sharp guy. Drinks on you? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2161 Well, one of you lost the bet and needs to pay the tab. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2162 Three guys walk into a bar, loser gets the bill. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2163 Can’t decide, eh?” 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2164 You really want the “Rochambeaux”? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2165 Have you tried listening to eachother? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2166 Who’s going to shoot first? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2167 Neat, on the rocks, and under the rock. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2168 Just make a decision already... geez. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2169 If you rock the boat, I'll have to wrap things up by telling you to cut it out! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2170 Let me see your hands first. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2171 Told you, don’t drink and play… 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2172 Who would I bet on? I don’t know, maybe scissors. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2173 Which one of you two is covering Rock? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2174 OK. Enough! Paper, can you cover Rock and Scissors? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2175 Nope,never heard of ya. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2176 Oh you guys again? Ever time you’re in here somebody gets hurt! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2177 We're not gonna have any trouble tonight, are we fellas? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2178 You guys can settle an argument but you can't settle your tab? Pay up or you're out! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2179 Spock and lizard are parking the car. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2180 Can you end a debate for us 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2181 You three better not get into it again 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2182 We’re strictly an eenie meenie money mo joint 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2183 Okay, now I really need to see an ID. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2184 Can one of you make up your mind? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2185 We don't serve ultimatums. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2186 It's been over an hour! Figure out who's going to pay the bill! 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2187 C'mon, guys. I haven't got all day. Just figure out a way among yourselves to decide who goes first. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2188 Life’s no game fellas. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2189 Look! We serve hard liquor to men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the place atmosphere. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2190 Well, well—if it isn't Rick, Piper, and Smithers. 1.2319 0.07485 69 60 2 7
2191 No fighting anllowed over the menu! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2192 Any drunken cyclical arguments and you're all cut off. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2193 No pockets, no wallets, no drinks. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2194 „What is this? A bad joke?“ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2195 How come every time there’s a fight it’s always you three? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2196 Read the sign; no gambling! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2197 No I will not play you for the bar tab 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2198 No more arguing! Baseball bat, behind this bar can beat all three of you. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2199 Oh,for Pete’s sake! What’s it gonna be?! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2200 No! You pay for your drinks like everyone else! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2201 No, actually, your bills don’t ‘cancel eachother out.’ 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2202 You'll cover him, right? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2203 Who can I help first? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2204 Which of you is the tough guy? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2205 Why the long face? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2206 I hate all three of you 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2207 Not all at once! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2208 Before I bring your drinks, gentlemen, figure out which one of you is paying the tab. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2209 This doesn’t work if you all shout at the same time. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2210 Look me in the eye and tell me you all can’t be winners if you try. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2211 Not until I know he will cover you. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2212 For the last time, we do only trivia nights here. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2213 so,who is buying? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2214 A round of shoots? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2215 That's how you're going to choose who pays? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2216 Well, I think you ought to be able to figure out who picks up the tab. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2217 Take it outside! Every time you guys come in here, something always gets smashed, cut, or covered! 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
2218 No, I will NOT "play a game" for your tab. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2219 I will not “best two out of three” for your bar tab. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2220 I'll make the decision for you. You're all drunk. Go home. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2221 You are wrong - an atomic bomb beats everything. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2222 None of you had hands, how are you going to hold a drink? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2223 I'm gonna have to see some I.D. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2224 Look, either you guys figure out a way to decide who's paying, or nobody's drinking! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2225 Make my day! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2226 How do you want to settle the tab? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2227 Okay, here we go again, I'm gonna count to 3 and you're going to tell me who's paying the tab. We can't keep doing this all night. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2228 I don’t care how you decide, just pay the goddam check! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2229 Well, I have a shoe, so we can make it work. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2230 How about we toss a coin? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2231 Wait, did you guys just do enney -meeny-miney-moe? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2232 Can’t you just flip a coin or something? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2233 So it’s credit card roulette, then? 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2234 Look you knuckleheads, I don’t care how you decide who pays but it’s closing time! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2235 How do you respond to critics who claim your game is too simple to solve complex disputes? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2236 Been a lifelong game, you say? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2237 Alright, you three get into any kind of argument again, take it outside. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2238 we dont do expresso martinis… 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2239 I don’t care who wins, you’re all paying for the drinks 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2240 No, I’m not going to settle something once and for all. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2241 Look! Like I told you the last time,none of you can hold your liquor! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2242 For the last time, it's not Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shot! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2243 It's nothing personal. We’re just trying to avoid any “rocky” relationships, “tearable” conversations and “cutting” remarks tonight! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2244 No more games. What will it be in 1, 2, 3...? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2245 If you can't decide who's covering the tab, then I'm afraid you're going to have to flip a coin. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2246 Know what I'd like a round of? Money, barman, drinks. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2247 Start fighting like last time and youse three are outta here! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2248 How come you can't decide who pays? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2249 When the three of you show up here together, no one wins. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2250 How'll you gonna decide who's pickin up the check? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2251 Alright, figure out who’s gonna pay this bar tab. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2252 I bet none of you can handle a shot! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2253 One of you is gonna have to go. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2254 So it’s all just a big show for the cameras? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2255 Well, well, well... if it ain't Eenie, Meenie, and Mo. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2256 I don't care if your tournament ended in a draw, someone has to pickup the tab. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2257 WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE THE BEER BOTTLE ,CUT THE TABLE CLOTH IN HALF AND WIPED NOCHO'S ALL OVER THE BATHROOM WALLS? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2258 I thought we banned you guys after the last fight 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2259 No, this isn't where the Iowa Caucus meets. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2260 ”Yeah, you yahoos. But who picks up the tab? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2261 I'm countin' to three....!!! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2262 No ID, no service. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2263 The winner shouts the crowd. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2264 I'll need cash up front. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2265 Best 2 out of 3. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2266 You gotta stop beating each other up. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2267 Cash only. No games ! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2268 Alright, so who's first? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2269 I don't care which one of you it is, but somebody's gotta pay the tab. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2270 No, "Thumbzies," has not been here today!" 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2271 I knew I shouldn’t have smoked that joint before I came to work today 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2272 Fine. How do you want to settle the tab? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2273 Okay guys, this isn't funny...you know who goes first! 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2274 Look, I don't care how you work it out, but one of you HAS to be the designated driver. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2275 Who' next? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2276 I don't care how you decide, but somebody better cover this tab. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2277 Let me guess, 1-2-3 shots? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2278 All right, Paper, this is the last time you use that “It’s on the Rock’s” line. None of you have paid your tab in weeks. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2279 We don't do split checks, so you're gonna have to decide among yourselves whose card to use. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2280 Drinks on the house - but only if Paper can beat Scissors.” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2281 Let’s just flip a coin. Heads: Jägermeister. Tails: Patrón. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2282 I don't care about your rules; who's paying for this round? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2283 I guess you guys want separate tabs? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2284 I don't know what game you're playing, but take it somewhere else! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2285 Awright, who's first?" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2286 What is this, some kind of joke? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2287 Who wants the local brew? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2288 You three want your drinks on the Rock? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2289 Another on the rocks? Ok, but it's cash only, so show me the paper or I'm cutting you off. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2290 Are y'all done deciding who's ordering first? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2291 I'm not going to stand here all day while you three decide who pays! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2292 One rule, no fights here! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2293 Alright then so we know Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. So where are the other two then? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2294 You're all paying separately. I don't have time to clean up the aftermath of your little game again. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2295 Look…yer allll losers, now scram! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2296 No games this time. Just tell me what you want. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2297 One of you has to leave. I don't care how you decide. 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2298 No I can't play to pay - that's a no win situation for me. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2299 C'mon guys, who's ordering first? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2300 Make up your frigging minds. I haven’t got all day. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2301 I’m not settling anything. Do you want drinks or not? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2302 Best two out of three? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2303 Whatta you mean you can't decide who's paying? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2304 I don’t care how you figure it out, one of you must pay the tab! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2305 Paper, you coverin’ Rock again? # 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2306 Okay,who's got this round? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2307 What?! You think my job is some kind of game? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2308 Not again! You guys have to decide whose paying before I pour the drinks. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2309 The usual? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2310 Let’s go by age or who was here first. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2311 What are the chances? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2312 I don’t know why paper beats rock. That’s just the way it is. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2313 This time you'll pay for your drinks in advance! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2314 All on one tab, fellas? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2315 Take your differences outside. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2316 Hey guys, It is your decision. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2317 I'm gonna beat all three of you if I don't see an I.D. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2318 Ok, guys, why don’t you shoot to see who orders first. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2319 Let's see some ID!!! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2320 Throuple? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2321 You all want screwdrivers? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
2322 We’ll have none of that nonsense here! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2323 to be honest I never got why paper covering rock was a thing either but those are the rules so pay up 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2324 It’s omakase, I choose. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2325 All on one tab? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2326 Winner gets a drink 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2327 Look, I don’t care who orders first but we close at 2 A.M. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2328 # “This here’s the Patty Cake bar fellas, you should get a move on.” 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2329 So another rock and a hard place? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2330 One, two, three, order. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2331 You have to pay your tab, I don't care how. Work it out amongst yourselves. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2332 We don't serve your kind here! We rely on instant replay to settle disputed calls. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2333 What'll it be...Rock? Paper? Scissor? 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2334 ... and how long will it take this time until you know who will pay the bill? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2335 Hell no! One of you always win. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2336 I'll wait. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2337 Rock keeps hoping Scissors will get smashed, but Paper’s got Rock covered. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2338 Closing time! Which one of you chumps is paying the tab? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2339 On whose tab? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2340 I don't care who you think you are, no playing games in the bar. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2341 Guess what?!? All three of you are gonna pay! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2342 I’m serving you randomly. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2343 It’s a bit of a crapshoot whom I’ll serve first. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2344 I know you guys haven’t had a lot of work since they invented video games, but you’ve got to stop coming in here all the time! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2345 Your mothers should have told you this long ago: none of you wins all the time. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2346 Every time you’re here, a fight breaks out! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2347 You guys can never make up your minds what to eat! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2348 In this place, on the rocks always wins. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2349 So, you still can't decide what you want? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2350 What's your game? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2351 There will be no fighting tonight. I want to know in advance who will be picking up the tab. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2352 Enough games. Who wants to order first. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2353 No, you each need to pay upfront now. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2354 I don’t care who covered who, or who broke what, or who cut whatever. Shut up and order a drink and stop playing these stupid games. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2355 One of you has to choose first. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2356 Looks to me like Paper has to cover the bill. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2357 Unless you show some IDs no one is gonna win. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2358 Whomever has the money, wins. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2359 I can see you three are just spoiling for a fight! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2360 Stop bickering about who’s going to pay the bill and draw straws! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2361 Actually, luck has nothing to do with it… 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2362 First rule of whatever this is is we don't talk about whatever this is. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2363 Ok, for the last time, which one of you is paying 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2364 Listen. This time, you decide who pays, FIRST. 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
2365 Well you'll have to think of some way to decide who pays the tab. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2366 'Ya covered the rock, but none'a ya covered the tab! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2367 It's "shot" fellas, not "shoot." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2368 You guys lookin’ to sit down for a friendly game of poker? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2369 I gotta' hand it to you! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2370 I told you guys if you ever came back in here it would be separate checks. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2371 Okay. Which one’a you’s gonna pay?! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2372 I’m not serving anyone til I know who the designated driver is! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2373 You know I can’t serve you. You were all banned after The Squid Games finale. You gotta go. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2374 There is no way you are a rabbi. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2375 On the rocks" or not. There is no other choice 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2376 I don't care how you settle your differences, take it outside. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2377 Three craft beers, I assume. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2378 Paper covers Rock, I don't care who pays for Scissors, but I need a credit card to start a tab. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2379 This here is a peaceful establishment. Now take your dispute elsewhere. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2380 Who’s payin’’? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2381 Your cousins, Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Mo were just in here yesterday. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2382 Didn't I already tell you to take it outside?! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2383 What do you mean you can't figure out who will pay the tab? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2384 So ... separate tabs? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2385 So 3 whisky neat or on the rock? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2386 You boys are payin upfront,right?? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2387 Coming up—three bourbons, on the rock. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2388 If you guys can't decide what you want, you're going to have to leave! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2389 Absolutely not! None of you have won anything. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2390 Someone has to pay, I don't care how you decide! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2391 I just cleaned this place up after the bear-ninja-cowboy and kitten-tinfoil-microwave fights last week. Go get drunk and fight somewhere else! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2392 But ‘shoot’ WHAT?! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2393 It's offensive that you would just assume I want my drink 'on the rocks'! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2394 Look I don't care who won, you're still paying for your drinks. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2395 I don't care who beats who. I'm gonna beat all three o' ya unless someone pays this tab! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2396 Take it outside fellas! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2397 If you can't decide who's going to pay the tab, why don't you just play meeny meeny, miny, moe? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2398 Look, I don't care how you choose, but somebody better order a drink! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2399 I don't CARE who pays, why don't you decide. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2400 You can all pay for your own drinks. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2401 Oh, for cryin' out loud. Just do odds and evens like anyone else and pay the tab! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2402 Not you three again. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2403 Again...no shoes, no shirt, o service! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2404 Wadda ya halve? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2405 Look, I’m not gonna play your silly game anymore. One of you has to cover the tab. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2406 Yeah, well, I only play bacon, lettuce and tomato myself. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2407 Let me guess. A Rolling Rock, a Paper Plane, and a Scissors & Sage. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2408 Ok, which one of you is paying for the drinks? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2409 No drinks, this time, until you decide whose paying? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2410 Must we go through this everytime you pay. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2411 Somehow, you guys are gonna have to decide who gets to order first. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2412 Just go out back and duke it out like real men. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2413 Who”s picking up the tab today? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2414 Now. Who's gonna pay the tab? I'm sure you have a simple way of working that out amongst yourselves. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2415 You say Nixon lost to rock? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2416 I have to have better odds than one in three. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2417 You three? I don’t want any trouble tonight. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2418 I’ve told you guys, I’m not into that kinky stuff 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2419 How many rounds? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2420 I don’t care how you decide, but someone has to pay the tab! 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2421 Just make up your mind and order a drink, damn it. I have other customers. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2422 Paper covered Rock’s drinks, Rock got me smashed, now I’m insisting on splitting Paper’s Cheque. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2423 At least there won’t be any bar fights tonight 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2424 Who’s covering your tab? You decide. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2425 In my place we play my fist, your face and the door. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2426 Alright, who gets the tab? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2427 Here's another game. Pay the tab, or get thrown in the trash. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2428 What is it with this bar? Yesterday a minister, a priest and a rabbi walked in her. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2429 If you guys wanna drink, take your game outside. I ain't replacing this bar top a third time. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2430 Listen Fellas, I don't want any trouble here tonight. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2431 What are we doing here? No one plays us anymore. No one. We aren’t optimized for the attention economy. So, we’re pals now. It’s a lot simpler this way. A lot simpler. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2432 Great, but who's covering the bill? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2433 What’ll it be fellas, straight up, dry, or on the rocks? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2434 Listen - one of you has GOT to go first. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2435 Look, I don't care how you decide, someone's gotta pay the damn tab! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2436 I don't care which one of you pays for your drinks. Just make a decision. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2437 I'm betting you don't drink or pay 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2438 You guys just missed heads and tails and odds and evens. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2439 No, I won't flip you for it. Just pay your tab! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2440 You three just come from summer camp? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2441 I don't want any weird contests to decide who pays the tab this time. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2442 Cash or credit card. No games. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2443 I don't care how you decide, but one of you clowns needs to settle this bar tab. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2444 NO" I'm not falling for that BS again 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2445 Well one of you is going to have to order first! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2446 How was the playground? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2447 I want top shelf—paper is covering 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2448 I'll give you a 'gin on the rocks' smart guy! And who are the cut-ups with you tonight? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2449 Move on...the game here is darts 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2450 Let me guess: Scotch Rocks 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2451 There'll be none of your games here! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2452 Candidate #3, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you have the same approach to dispute resolution as your friends? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2453 No we don’t cut the drinks with anything sir 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2454 I have no time for this, make up your mind amongst yourselves 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2455 Dry January is for losers. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2456 Settle it outside. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2457 Make up your mind. I haven't got all day. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2458 No one has a cuff to put it on. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2459 Look, one of you needs to pay the tab. I don't have all day. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2460 One. of you please decide! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2461 Please don’t fight 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2462 I really don't care who pays for drinks. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2463 I don't care who won. I'm serving number 54. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2464 This is a darts-only establishment. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2465 Who covers the tab? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2466 Stop arguing...or bouncer beats all. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2467 There's no winning with you all 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2468 Look pal, I just listen. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2469 Get out! I draw the line to the priest, the minister and the rabbi. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2470 Shotgun beats you all so come up with a way to pay your bar tabs now! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2471 You guys need to figure out who's gonna pay! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2472 I’ll open a tab, but who’s paying? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2473 If you three can make nice for a change, I'll serve you. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2474 Settle a bet for me. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2475 You jerks are just so random. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2476 I don't have to choose: YOU have to choose! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2477 I don't care who wins the flip, cash rules ! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2478 Work it out between yourselves somehow. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2479 I don't care who's paying - but figure it out. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2480 Loser buys drinks! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2481 I'm not playing that game with you for drinks. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2482 So a rock, paper, and scissors walk into a bar”bartender says “shoot, I’ve heard this one a hundred times. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2483 I smell what the rock was cooking but we’re all sold out unless he pile-drives that pair of scissors. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2484 One... Two... 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
2485 Ok, who's paying? On three, two, one... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2486 I view life as half empty, or in you jokers' case...you're each a loser. Drink? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2487 ...unless, of course, it comes from the Roshambo region of France 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2488 Of all the bars in all the world you decided to walk into mine, how so? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2489 Before I pour,who's paying and no silly games. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2490 Settle this outside, you guys. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2491 My wife said I should be working on more mature ways to settle my arguments but I think we can talk her out of it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2492 Alright, shoot. Who's going first? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2493 Where’s the lizard and Spock? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2494 Well, one of yous have to pay! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2495 Ok guys, have you figured out who is paying for the drinks. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2496 So, who's covering Rock then? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2497 All right, what'll it be this time? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2498 I'll serve you, but one of you needs to give me a credit card NOW. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2499 Listen, I'm gonna call Mikey over here, and he'll smash cut and cover all of you if you don't knock it off! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2500 Well one of you is paying, however you decide that. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2501 We are not going to have a problem picking the designated driver, are we? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2502 Let's shoot to see who is going to tell this guy off. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2503 Look, I don’t care who orders first, just make up your minds. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2504 Closing time. Who's payin? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2505 I assume you're all having the same. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2506 Sorry Mr. Rochambeau, but the boss won’t let me do double or nothing on bar tabs no more. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2507 I know, I know. Cutty Sark. On the rocks. With a cocktail napkin. It wasn't funny the first time you eejits ordered it, and it still isn't. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2508 #rock,paper,scissors, drink! 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2509 No, we don't serve anything on the rock. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2510 C'mon, make a decision! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2511 Have you guys decided who's going to pay the bill? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2512 Sorry, no lizards here and my name isn't Spock. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2513 We only got matches for customers. What are you drinkin? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2514 I don't care WHO won. You still need to pay your tab. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2515 If you guys still can't decide, just go with our signature cocktail! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2516 No, you can't play Rock Paper Scissors for beers. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2517 Look, I don't care if you don't like to mix work with pleasure. At some point you guys are going to have to make a decision. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2518 You can’t all be down on your luck! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2519 Personally, I wouldn't risk a dry sandwich for zero-sum game theory, but that's just me. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2520 Todays special : “the screwdriver” 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2521 The Top Hat, Thimble, and Scottie were in here earlier. Sorry you didn’t get the gig. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2522 Alright, now I don’t want any trouble 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2523 Settle down,you guys. Don't make me declare a thumb war. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2524 Why don't I flip a coin to decide. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2525 The chili comes only one way. My way. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2526 Alright fellas, let’s settle this once and for all. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2527 I suppose you think this is funny? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2528 How do I know who to serve first??? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2529 Let me guess: you need a drink and a quick decision. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2530 If you guys can’t decide, I’m going have to flip a coin. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2531 Old school gamers? Mountain Dew it is. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2532 No, I'll decide who orders first! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2533 First decide who will pay! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2534 I hate to break it to you, but there is only 1 thing on the menu today. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2535 How do you want to settle up? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2536 You're going to have to come up with some way to decide who's paying the tab. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2537 Because it always ends badly, that's why 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2538 How come things always get ugly the moment one of you leaves? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2539 Paper covered the bill last time cause Rock said Scissors was broke. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2540 I see one of yas getting smashed tonight. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2541 Will you guys make up your minds already! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2542 what’ll it be-who’s first? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2543 Someone needs to pick up the bill, who's the decision maker here? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2544 Another "shoot," huh? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2545 I don’t get it… is it like a sex thing? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2546 You guys need to come up with a way to decide who is picking up this tab. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2547 So have you figured out who's paying? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2548 OK, you guys. The last time you came in here .rock got smashed by scissors and paper tried to cover the whole thing up so I’m not serving when you guys anymore. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2549 Still haven’t figured out who’s paying? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2550 So let me get this straight. In rock, paper, scissors, shot: Scissors cut paper Paper covers rock Rock slams the shot The shot rusts the scissors Paper dissolves in the shot And as it always has, Rock crushes scissors? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2551 No, you take a number! That's how this works. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2552 Can't we just arm wrestled this time? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2553 Alright, fellas, we can't do this all night. Who's paying the tab? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2554 OK... If you guys can't solve you disputes in a civilized manner, you are going to have to leave" 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2555 You guys gotta sort this out amongst yourselves. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2556 OK, the question’s always who goes first, so... is it Rock Paper Scissors or Scissors Paper Rock? And do you want straws or sippy cups? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2557 C'mon guys, why is it so hard for you to choose a designated driver? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2558 We don't serve non-transitives. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2559 OK guys 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2560 I need to know ahead of time who is going to pay the tab! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2561 Yeah! Rock, Paper, Scissors. Whose paying??? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2562 I'm not in the mood for games, so what's your order? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2563 Well, the three of you need to figure out who is going to pay the tab. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2564 Yeah, the Match was here about an hour ago. When he left he was totally burnt out.” 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2565 I got two beers on tap, fellas. Shouldn't be this hard to decide! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2566 Didn't you see the sign: No drinking with scissors. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2567 I've got a better idea: first one with cash gets served first. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2568 I can sense when a drinking game is about to begin! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2569 Whaddya think this is? Some kind of game? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2570 I don't care who "won"! One of you needs to settle up! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2571 I’ll beat all of you if you don’t pay up 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2572 Oh come on, there's got to be a way you can decide who's paying 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2573 Why don't you guys settle first who is paying 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2574 There's one piece of Mom's homemade apple pie left. Does one of you want it? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2575 Just what kind of game are you guys up to? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2576 Listen Paper, Rock said you'd be covering this. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2577 “Eeny, Meeny, and Miney are regulars, that’s why.” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2578 Not until you figure out who's picking up the tab. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2579 For the last time, I haven't seen a match! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2580 Enough of your shenanigans! This is a a never ending game with you guys. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2581 I still need to see some ID! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2582 ...because it takes you too long to settle the tab! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2583 So you threw up in the bathroom? Guess a screwdriver beats all three of you 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2584 Don't ask me - you guys find a way to figure out who pays. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
2585 Why don't you decide for a change? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2586 I'm not going to let you three cut my hair again. Look what you did last time. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2587 No heavy-handed stuff or you're all out. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2588 For the last time, I will not play your game for your tab! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2589 Forget about Atari--those kids will come crying for you real soon. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2590 Look, decide what you want or get out of here! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2591 Get out of here or I'll shoot! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2592 No games this time. Who's paying? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2593 Why don’t you ro-sham-beau for the first round? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
2594 Did you bring the hands with you? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2595 Listen mister, we three are done playing games! Just to make sure we’re clear: No more serving drinks on Rocks. No more using Paper for straws. And finally, no more humiliating Scissors by making him create cocktail garnishes! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2596 Only drinks here, no games! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2597 Okay, shoot! What’ll you have? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2598 Guys…..we’re not gonna sit here and do this all night. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2599 Can we run a tab. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2600 Choose your poison. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2601 Just tell me who's paying! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2602 John, Ken, Poy: Life is not a smorgasbord of random happenstance. You only get what's on today's menu. Next! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2603 I don't care how you settle it... I gotta close up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2604 This time? You guys flip a coin. Got it? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2605 I wanna know who’s paying before you start the “Rock, Paper, Scissors” thing and run off. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2606 I'm sorry, but the spatula can't play today." 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2607 Just pay up… I ain’t waiting for the best two out of three. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2608 Want me to decide who pays? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2609 I’ll rock, paper, scissors you if someone doesn’t take care of this tab soon. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2610 Look guys, we are busy, so I’m gonna beat all three of you if you pick a drink now. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2611 ID’s please? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2612 Shaken, not stirred. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2613 No need to fret over indecision here, boys. There’s only one drink on the menu. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2614 Long day at the playground huh? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2615 Cuttin' or crushin' is fine, but if I see any more coverin' you're outta here! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2616 Stop passing the buck and pay the tab! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2617 Someone's gonna pay me. Can't you decide like grown ups? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2618 I’ve got one beer left, how do we decide who gets it? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2619 Hey, did a priest, a minister, and a rabbi send you guys here? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2620 I will need a credit card before you order. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2621 All I’m saying is paper covers scissors as easily as rock - I win, period. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2622 I only serve on the rocks! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2623 ‘Mustard beats ketchup, ranch beats mustard, okay?’ 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2624 We’ll split the check. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2625 You think this is a game? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2626 Why don't you just split the bill evenly? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2627 Whose tab? On the Rock's? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2628 A new drinking game, I see. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2629 Doesn’t anyone play darts anymore? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2630 Get the fuck out of here. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2631 I'm gonna need to see some I.D. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2632 No service until you figure out which one of you will pay the bill. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2633 Well, someone's gotta pay for the drinks - how're you gonna choose who? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2634 Alright guys,who's next 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2635 To hell they’re your scissors! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2636 Do you want it grinded, wrapped, or sliced? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2637 Well shoot, looks like paper can only cover rock 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2638 It's always the same thing with you guys, a couple of drinks and it's "Two out of three, two out of three". 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2639 You’ll have to work out the tab amongst yourselves. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2640 This is definitely the last time I'm dropping acid before a shift. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2641 I told you guys last time, don’t start no fights with each other 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2642 Will we be behaving ourselves tonight, gentleman? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
2643 I hear you’re big in Japan 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2644 Only one piece of pie left, fellas. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2645 I take cash. Not the odds. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2646 Okay, which one of you clowns feels like a winner today? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2647 Only one of you gets a drink. Who will it be? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2648 Sorry Guys, we only have one Bud Light left. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2649 We can’t decide who’s gonna pay. Do you have a coin? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2650 Shut up Rock or I'll have Paper shut you up! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2651 Not until a certain someone covers a certain something from last week. You all know who I'm talking about. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2652 Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe just left. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2653 Make up your minds. Do you want cocktails or mocktails? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2654 First, let's determine who's paying. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2655 Sorry, we got Cointreau, but no Rochambeau. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2656 OK: three bourbons - one on the rocks, one for the guy who's three sheets to the wind, and one for the guy who wants to cut it with water. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2657 As a thruple,you guys have some serious issues! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2658 Your wife was in here looking for you earlier. She thinks you’re covering something up. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2659 The one-handed man left an hour ago. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2660 I don’t care who beats who. Settle your disagreements outside of my bar 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2661 Stop cutting the line. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2662 Before you get to 'stone hits bartender,' you're all outta here. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2663 Shouldn’t you three be in school? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2664 I'm mot playing your game. You each get your own tab. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2665 Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2666 I don’t make the rules! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2667 Take the fight outside! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2668 This time I first need to know who’s paying. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2669 Sometimes you wanna go,where everybody knows your gaaaaa-aa-aame. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2670 Okay you guys, I know your game, and I ain't playing it. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2671 Sorry,I can only serve one of you. You guys decide 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
2672 That offer doesn’t cut it !” 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2673 Choices can't be choosers! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2674 I'll tell you one last time! If you say 'Shoot' in here one more time; Bartender breaks Rock, burns Paper and breaks Scissors in two! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2675 I don't care who wins. You each pay your own bill. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2676 Fine, Paper covers Rock, but who’s paying for Scissors over here? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2677 Rock, paper, scissors... shoot, i forgot my wallet. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2678 I guess I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamines 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2679 no, I don’t play games, and I just wanna know who’s paying 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2680 If you can’t decide who’s paying, maybe just flip a coin? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2681 Complete and utter child’s play! Get outta here! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2682 Scissors cut paper in line, so Paper got the cover, which means all drinks are on the rock 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2683 You’ve all had your shots, now shoot! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2684 There is no choice. Can I see some ID 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2685 No, you can't order the best 2 out of 3 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2686 You guys gotta figure out who is buying the drinks. Duke it out. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2687 You guys can work it out who is going to pay the tab. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2688 So….who’s gonna cover the bill, fellas? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2689 No more contests, mates, or it's separate checks! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2690 I think I know how you are going to determine who’s paying. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2691 Yeah,well loser pays or no drinks! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2692 Oh, cute. And what do paper, rock, scissors want to drink? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2693 OK. Who’s ordering first? Go ahead. I’ll wait. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2694 No, the tab is not going to be crushed, covered, or cut tonight. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2695 I own you! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2696 I've got a fist full of whiskey. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2697 Yeah? I say kale beats all! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2698 Now I hope this goes without saying, fellas, but in this establishment we shoot on go! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2699 C'mon boys, I don't have all day! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2700 This is MY bar, we only do Trivia Thursday and that’s final! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2701 Can't you think of some way to settle this yourselves? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2702 Whoa,Whoa,Whoa! Before I serve a single drink to you clowns I need to know who’s paying the tab right NOW! 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2703 No, you guys decide. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2704 Awright, you boys are gonna have to take this out back. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2705 I'm sorry. We are out of everything. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2706 Oh, no. This time you pay up front. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2707 Take it somewhere else. I'm working. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2708 What did you decide? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2709 How'd you like your drinks, poured on the rock? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2710 What are you guys having? We’ll have a Paper Plane on the rocks with a cut of lemon please. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2711 One, two, three, SHOOT 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2712 I don't have time for games! What do you want to drink! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2713 What do you mean- you want to split the check three ways? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2714 Unfortunately, I only have one left. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2715 Let me guess: paper’s covering rock, scissors and paper are splitting. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2716 What do you mean, you told my bouncer he could go home? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2717 How do you decide who pays? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2718 Stone, scroll, shears… 3 silly Ss vs Humam! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2719 Heads or tails? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2720 Hey guys, move it along. You're scaring off our indecisive customers. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2721 Make up your minds! This isn't a game. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2722 Listen, it's go on "shoot" there is no "says" 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2723 Which one of you has a credit card? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2724 No, I will NOT call you Rochambeau! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2725 Tough guys, eh? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2726 OK then, could one of you decide? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2727 Ok so rock,paper,and scissors walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Who’s paying the bill.” 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2728 Sorry, nothing beats last call 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2729 Can't you decide yet on what you want to drink? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2730 Ok I will play but you still have to pay for your drinks” 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2731 There'll be no wrappin', cuttin' or smashin' in here unless I'm doin' it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2732 We don't serve Ro-Chambourd. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2733 Somebody covers tab, expenses break establishment, or I cut service. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2734 How many times do I gotta tell you guys!?! We don’t serve hands here. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2735 Can you settle a bet for those people in the back? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2736 Enough of loser has to pay. Someone just pay! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2737 What ever happened to that priest, rabbi, and….. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2738 So, it's a drinking game now? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2739 I told you guys before, no handouts! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2740 What’s the Tab?” “Oh, they’ll go on Shoot. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2741 Dudes, I get paid by the hour, take as long as you like… 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2742 Shaken, stirred, or snipped? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2743 I'll give you my best shot. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2744 Look, I feel like you guys should be a lot better at deciding what you want. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2745 I don't care how you figure it out but someone needs to pay your tab right now! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2746 Okay, who is picking up this tab? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2747 Just choose, already. Or flip a coin if you can’t decide among you. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2748 Who gets the first beer? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2749 Well, did you settle on something? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2750 No, you can just take turns like anybody else! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2751 Maybe just agree to disagree. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2752 Yeah? And eenie, meenie, bite my weenie. Pay up freaks. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2753 Scissors, paper, rock: No game playing without ordering drinks. And very stiff ones. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2754 We're not playing this game again. I want to see cash before I serve you. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2755 Don't be wise guys. How are you going to decide who pays? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2756 My manager told me to cut you guys off. So I guess that means rock stays, paper leaves, and scissors goes again. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2757 Which two of you were here first? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2758 You each pay your own way this time! There’s no way one of you is covering everyone 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2759 3 stooges walk into a bar… 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2760 No, I'm not playing games with you. The prices are high because your president is an idiot. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2761 I assume paper is covering the cost? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2762 I don't care how this works with other people. Take a number. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2763 Rochambeau on the rocks? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2764 And no, we can’t settle your bar tab with that stupid game. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2765 No Way! Cash or Credit Card. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2766 Fellas, I don't want your particular brand of jocular violence in my establishment. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2767 So, who’s gonna be the designated driver? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2768 Who’s shout is it this time🍻? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2769 Yeah, well, there are four sides to every story. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2770 Just don't start anything! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2771 Separate checks I assume? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2772 "Everyone wants the same thing right?" 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2773 No fighting! I don’t care who you are… 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2774 So what'll it be? Destiny on the rocks? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2775 Somewhere between a rock and scissors 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2776 Hope your less picky about food 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2777 You guys want the usual hard roll, paper thin ham, cut in half? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2778 Let me guess, you fellas say "shots"? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2779 I don’t have all day. Let’s flip a coin. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2780 Shoot, just decide already! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2781 Don"t give me that look! The boss said all bets are off. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2782 Eennie Meenie Minnie Moe… 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2783 Look. I tried it 3x. DECLINED. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2784 You’re all winners in here, okay, so what will it be? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2785 For the last time, what’ll you have? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2786 No bar fights tonight, got it? 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2787 Any ideas on how we can resolve who I should serve first? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2788 We already told you guys…pool and arm wrestling are the only competitions allowed in here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2789 The last time you guys got drunk, I got a concussion, a big paper cut and a really bad haircut, so get the hell out of my bar.” 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2790 Yous ready to order? Shoot. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2791 Okay, dry martini on the rocks with a slice, right? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2792 GAME ON! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2793 The Pokémon team didn’t argue over the bill nearly as much and I refused to pick a winner with them too 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2794 For the last time, that is not how we settle tabs here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2795 Before I pour anything, let's decide who pays 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2796 CASH! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2797 Okay, I get it - paper covers rock. But who’s covering the rest of the tab? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2798 Look, Sorry. I thought they were nicknames, Sham and Bo sound like thieving jerks! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2799 Only one of you is leaving alive. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
2800 So, who's on the rocks ? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2801 Rock: 3 Whiskeys. Scissors: Make mine neat. Paper: I'll take mine on the rocks. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2802 For the last time, just download Splitwise and call it a day. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2803 Look, I don't care which one of you pays as long as someone pays. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2804 Look. I know as soon as I turn my back you will be at it again. That's it. Rock? You're buying this round. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2805 This is not a gambling bar. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2806 I don't care which one of you won; I need to see some ID! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2807 Let's flip a coin to see who goes first. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2808 No I won't split the bill, and I don't care how you decide which one of you pays it. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2809 No I will not let you guys rent out my bar for a "Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Tournament". I do not have the time for that 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2810 No service until you pay for all the breakage from your brawl last week! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2811 Waddya mean you can’t make up your mind! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2812 I can't serve ya all at once, it just won't work. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2813 Ok then, you guys decide who's served first. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2814 I don’t care who pays but you have to decide somehow. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2815 And you think the best way to decide bar bets is what? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2816 I'm not playing any games with you guys. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2817 Do you have to fight over every decision? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2818 Shoot, what’ll it be. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2819 Do I make a good Rochambeau.. look here, we serve hard liquor for hard people. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2820 Get your convoluted New Yorker cartoon energy outta my bar! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2821 The last time ya’s three jerks were in here was a big fight about “who went first”. Any arguments this time, I’ll throw all ya’s OUT! . 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2822 How many times have I told you…you can’t keep coming in here yelling 1-2-3 SHOOT!! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2823 You need me to put it on paper for you? No matter how you cut it I’m between a rock and a hard place! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2824 No Screwdrivers for you guys! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2825 I don't give a damn how you choose but someone needs to pay this tab! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2826 So, this gorilla walks into a bar. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2827 ...but only one drink each, you know what happened last time! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2828 Who has the tab? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2829 You have to say ahead of time who is paying. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2830 Look, I don't care how you decide but someone's gotta pay. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2831 Take this outside, you three. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2832 Alright already, will one of you just order for God’s sake? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2833 Alright! Who's gonna pay? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2834 I don’t make recommendations. You all decide. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2835 No. Like I said, we only do 'eeny, meeny, miny moe' here . . . 1.2048 0.06359 83 73 3 7
2836 Who's getting the check? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2837 Can’t you guys find a way to settle this? 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2838 Rock, paper, scissors?! nice try, NO SOUP FOR YOU! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2839 I don't care if you've been around forever; I still need to see ID. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2840 C'mon, make a decision - it's not worth fighting over! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2841 Hey! I told you before. Don't come back until you can make a decision. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2842 No, I will NOT play with you for free drinks! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2843 I don't care if you have trouble agreeing...someone has to pay the tab! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2844 If you’ve got to settle a disagreement, do it outside. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2845 I haven't got all day. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2846 I'm not playing this game with youse. You're 86'd! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2847 How do I know who goes first, why don't you draw straws? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2848 If I serve you, every coin in the neighborhood is going be in here taking up counter space. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2849 You guys figure out who's buying outside first. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2850 Let me guess -- Rock's tab goes to you. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2851 We're just waiting on the lizard and Spock to start the game. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2852 Only enough for one…..well you know what that means? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2853 Can’t you guys think of a way to agree who pays the tab? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2854 Aha! I'll call this "Reality, Illusion, and Sheer Madness" 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2855 Yes, your ban in this bar is PER-MA-NENT. You know what you did. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2856 I won't tolerate you hustling my customers in this bar! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
2857 Hey pal! No cutting the line! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2858 Look, If YOU can't decide who's buying...I gave up. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2859 I told you. I am not serving any of you without a lizard AND Spock! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2860 You guys really need to take this outside. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2861 "Listen up boys, we're going alphabetical tonight. Paper, what'll it be?" 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2862 Listen guys, I don’t want any trouble this time. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2863 What, can't make up your mind? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2864 I get it that you're artificial, but I was hoping for more intelligence. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2865 A rock, a paper, & a scissor enter a bar... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2866 Look, I don’t care how many time rock beat scissors, scissors beat paper or paper beat rock! Either stop your bickering and order something or get out! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2867 I don't want any trouble outta youse guys tonight. Make your decision and it'll be final! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2868 Can’t you guys just figure out a way of deciding who is going to order and pay? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2869 This time, to save a whole lot of hassle, I'LL decide who's going to order first. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2870 Cut the crap and order 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2871 I thought this joke was about a rabbi and a priest. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2872 If you are going to fight over who pays again, I'm not serving you! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2873 This is the longest we’ve been together without something bad happening! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2874 You still haven’t figured out who’s buying? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2875 No I wont play you for a beer. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2876 You in the middle....I have to card you. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2877 Look, one of you has to take care of this tab - figure it out! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2878 No games this time fellas, you pay for your drinks just like everyone else. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2879 Whaddya mean surprise me? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2880 I suppose you want separate checks. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2881 Is there a bathroom we could use? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2882 A Paper Plane in a coupe glass on the rocks, I presume?! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2883 Call it, on three..: 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2884 So fellas,how do you suggest we decide who pays the tab? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2885 Viemos aqui para te ajudar. Escolha qual quer um de nós, e resolva sua vida. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2886 Listen. The deli will never go back. Order cannot come from birth or power alone. That way, madness lies. Now, I will say it one last time: Take. A. Number. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2887 Yeah, We’ll have the usual, John. The hot potato. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2888 Look…I’m not playing games with you guys….understand? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2889 Aren’t you a bit underaged to be in here? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2890 I gotta cut back on the shrooms. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2891 You can figure it out between yourselves, but you ain’t leaving without paying your tab. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2892 I don't care how you decide, one of you has to pay the tab. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2893 *You* guys, again? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2894 How do you plan to decide who pays? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2895 "Play a game for your drinks? Only if I'm a jackhammer. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2896 Settle your tab, or bartender beats all 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2897 Who’s gonna cover this ….Paper? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2898 Where’s Table Saw? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2899 Ok I get it, but who's gonna cover the tab 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2900 "If you wise guys can't say who pays, I'm flipping a coin." 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2901 No games. Just pay your tab. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2902 Look, I don’t care if you’re smashed as long as one of you covers him. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2903 I already tossed lizard and Spock, which one of you wise guys is next? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2904 Look, you're all winners and losers. Now can you quit yelling "shoot"? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2905 You're not gonna do that rock-paper-scissors bit when it comes to who's paying the check, are ya? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2906 I don’t care if you can crush him, scissors was here first 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2907 You could each pay for your own, you know! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2908 Just make a frickin' decision! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2909 Rock,paper,scissors- shooter? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2910 Paper: I’ll take mine on the rock’ 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2911 I don't care who wins 2 out of 3, someone needs to pay 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2912 What is this … some kinda joke? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2913 Allright so who's going to pay? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2914 Chocolate milk!! Forget it!! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2915 I don't care what you decided, drinks are not on the house. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2916 How do we decide who will pay? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2917 So...the dish did run away with the spoon afterall!! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2918 Let's settle this before I start pouring drinks 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2919 This time, I decide which one of you will pay! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2920 You guys are too young to drink. You may think you rock but you just don’t make the cut here and that’s a wrap. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2921 I have no idea who to serve first! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2922 OK, who’s going to order first? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2923 No! No one ever picks up the tab. There's no winning with you guys. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2924 Your card was declined. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2925 The second paper covers rock you are all out of here. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2926 No shirt no service... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2927 Not now! I've got my hands full. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2928 Can't you read the sign? No 'cutting', no 'covering' and no 'breaking.'" 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2929 Rock out, wrap it up or cut it out and you're outta here. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
2930 We're trying to decide who pays. Have you got a coin? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2931 I know how we can settle this... 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2932 While we’re deciding just bring us a whiskey cut with water in the rocks- and don’t forget the napkin! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2933 You wanna know what Paper doesn't cover? His tab! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2934 I'm still cleaning up since the last time youse guys was here. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2935 No matter how many times you play that game, one of you will have to pick up the tab. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2936 Can’t any of you make a decision?! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2937 We don't like trouble here, so nobody's going to be beating anyone. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2938 No, we don't have any Rochambeau '98. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2939 I think the real winner is my next drink 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2940 Maybe you could just decide what you want? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2941 You guys can drink here, but you better not ask me to settle any arguments. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2942 I don't want any trouble, you guys can settle your own disputes outside this time. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2943 Can’t you sort this out amongst yourselves? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2944 I can't serve you until you decide who's going to pay for this round. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2945 Why don't ya Flip a Coin to decide what you're gonna have. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2946 Nope, you need to pay with a credit card or cash, just like everyone else. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2947 Enough with this two-out-of-three nonsense! Heads or tails? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2948 Try eeney,meeney,miney,moe if you can’t make up your mind. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2949 Look, I ain't got all night. One of youse is gonna pay this tab! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2950 Ain't nobody been in here named Rochambeau! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2951 There's only one meatball left. How are you going to decide who gets it? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2952 Decide who's going to pay before I serve you! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2953 Okay, so...who's paying the tab? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2954 OK…So tell me this, who’s gonna hold the glass for each of you??? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2955 Just so you know, the minute any of you starts in on the others I'm cutting you all off. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2956 Roy, Sham, Bo; all grown up. Haven't seen you fellas since the playground. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2957 I'm tired of your games 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2958 No, I’m still down 50 bucks from last time. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2959 Gosh, you look bedraggled 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2960 Look Furlface, I don't care who you cover, I want to know who's covering the tab. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2961 For the last time, you say your order on “shoot” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2962 I'm tired of hearing about your "lord and creator: Officemax" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2963 I presume you want that pressed, cut and wrapped? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2964 Don't worry, mister flamethrower usually doesn't show up til 9. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2965 Time to settle up. I know paper covers rock, but what have you got, scissors? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2966 This time you're going to figure out who pays BEFORE you start drinking. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2967 Rock, paper or scissors? How about cash, credit or debit? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2968 Don’t care how you decide who pays but the tab is $82.50. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2969 Alright, which of you is first? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2970 I know your famous but no free drinks! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2971 No, I won’t play for drinks. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2972 I don’t care how you decide, just tell me who’s paying the tab! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2973 Ok, which one of you fellas is first? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2974 One of you needs to make a decision. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
2975 No fighting in the bar. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2976 For the last time, gambling is not allowed on the premises 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2977 Look, I just pour the drinks, you decide who pays. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2978 I need a bouncer, a bookkeeper, and a cashier. You're all hired! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2979 Who’s picking up the check here? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2980 No dice. Youz guys gotta decide on yer own. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2981 You go first.” “No, you go first. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2982 ‘No. I won’t split the tab.’ 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2983 Can you fix US with something for a change? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2984 Tequila trumps y’all, fellas 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2985 Not my problem, but… do you really think another round of Tequila is the best way out of this conflict? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2986 Take your beef outside or I'll shake the living daylights out of each of you. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2987 Why the heck are you here? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2988 Okay, on the count of three….” 🤛🏼✌🏼🤚 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2989 Your drinks on the rock? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2990 Where are Lizard and Spock? #bigbangtheory #sheldoncooper 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2991 You fellas gonna order something or what? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2992 I see you came to play” 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2993 Look, you guys need to decide right now who’s paying the bar tab, okay? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2994 You've really never heard of Rock, Paper and Scissors? We're kind of a big deal, we never have to pay 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2995 Nobody’s gonna see a band called ‘Rock Paper Scissor Sean.’ I’m out. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2996 We’ll give you three guesses. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2997 i don't care you are 'resolving problems' since 'the stone age', you still need to show your id's. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2998 I'm not serving any drinks until you sort out who's paying. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2999 Let me guess- one, two, three shots. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3000 I'll flip you for the bill. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3001 I know your kind - three strikes and our out. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3002 No, I do not play for free drinks! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3003 Make up your minds! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3004 Three poor decisions, please 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3005 I think someone has explained the rules incorrectly to you 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3006 Oh yeah? Well, I've got Pizza! Beat that! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3007 No Tab until I get a ruling 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3008 Getting a drink HERE is no game! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3009 I don't care how you work it out, but one of you has to pay. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3010 No, carding isn't best out of three. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3011 There's only two ways to do this, and we're fresh out of straws. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3012 You smug motherfuckers don't get it, do you? Rather than being wise peacemakers, you instead arbitrarily dispense judgment. And those random choices most often quash meaningful discourse that could ultimately lead to a more just society. 1.1974 0.06494 76 67 3 6
3013 Have you decided or do you need a minute? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3014 Irked clerk trumps all 3 a ya!” 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3015 I don’t care HOW you decide—somebody’s gotta pick up the tab! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3016 First of all, the checks here are electronic, not paper! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3017 You’ve got until I say ‘shoot’ to settle this. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3018 3 shots on the rock ?? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3019 Look, i don't care how you decide to pay but someone has to 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3020 Whatever there is between you, you leave it at the door! There'll be no fighting in here! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3021 Happy hour. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3022 You all have seriously never met before? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3023 How you decide who pays for a round is your business. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3024 Eeny Meeny Miney Mo 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3025 Hey dip-shits! Don't take all day to decide! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3026 No cutting, no wrapping, no smashing in here. You guys got that? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3027 We don’t allow bar games! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3028 May I see some I.D.? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3029 Take it outside, boys! There is no conflict resolution in the bar. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3030 I pick paper 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3031 Listen, if rock is going to beat scissors, you take that outside, understand? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3032 Here's a game for you 1,2,3 you pay me 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3033 Well, someone is paying the tab. You guys settle it 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3034 No trouble tonight, Gotit! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3035 Can we split the check? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3036 How you going to figure out who’s paying…? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3037 You've got to decide who's going to cover the tab. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3038 Who's tab is this on? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3039 Just so we’re clear, the bartender beats all you guys. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3040 What will it be: the Rochambeau, the Bato Bato Pik or the Quartz Parchment Shears? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3041 Enough with the games,who’s paying for the round. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3042 You can’t just walk in here and expect me to settle your dispute! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3043 I don’t care how many followers you got! You’re not getting any free drinks! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3044 Not this again...rock who? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3045 Why is it always you three? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3046 Oh no, you guys aren’t gonna shoot up MY bar again!” 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3047 Every Saturday night the same thing- listen up once you’ve had a few too many- do me a favor and take it outside! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3048 The Hard Rock Cafe is down the street 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3049 Enough of your games! Who's paying! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3050 Just order. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3051 So, have you decided who’s paying? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3052 Take your quarrel outside, guys. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3053 Bouncers apply muscle, not diplomacy! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3054 Rock, are you picking up scissor's icy tab? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3055 I could care less what rock, paper, scissors says. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3056 I don't care if he covers you, it'll still be eight bucks! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3057 Well if it isn't Rochambeau. ID's Please. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3058 No fighting this time! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3059 You decide 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3060 Look, I don’t care who, but one of youse has to pay. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3061 No more ganging up on my customers and manipulating the outcome for drinks! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3062 Wait. You want me to cut it in thirds by weight and wrap each one separately!? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3063 Have you guys considered a way you might help people solve problems? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3064 You need to decide who picks up the tab before I serve you. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3065 I warn you, I am well practiced at recognizing and exploiting non random behaviors. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3066 No, I still don't have something that can knock all of you out. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3067 It's on the house tonight. You're all winners in my book. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3068 Which one of you wants to go first? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3069 don't play with me, you know there is a cover charge 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3070 Look pal ! I don’t care which one of yous pays. Just pay up. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3071 Makeup yo goddam minds! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3072 I know a game we can play to see who orders first. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3073 Back off guys, I got a spoon back here! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3074 I'm going to have to see a credit card up front fellas 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3075 Yeah yeah yeah…don’t try to play your silly one-upmanship game with me. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3076 Rock, paper, scissors, I.D., please. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3077 Now, which one of you guys is covering the check? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3078 Welcome! I haven't seen you guys since I was a kid. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3079 Y'all better decide what you want to order, peaceful-like. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3080 This is a gun free establishment. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3081 I’ve told you a million times, you can’t shoot in here. It’s bad for business. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3082 Look here, you three, i dont want any trouble in here like last time...I'll decide your drinks for you. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3083 I don’t want no trouble in here….. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3084 I don't care who pays, just find a way to settle the tab. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3085 Not my fault you can't decide. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3086 No playing games! You’re each gonna pay your own tab! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3087 Does anyone truly win? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3088 Will one of you just make up your mind? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3089 Just tell me your order, I don't have time for games! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3090 The sexual tension is palpable 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3091 Make up your minds. On three. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3092 I don't care who you are. We only deal in cash. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3093 There will be no fighting over the bar tab. Got it? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3094 Where are lizard and Spock ? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3095 Do you want something "on the rocks?" 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3096 You 3 again? What'll be this time? Another round of who gets smashed, covered or cut-off? 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3097 Let me guess… 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3098 No, you make the choice. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3099 Whoever wins, rock, paper, scissors, gets the tab? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3100 That won't cut it here! Somebody has to break out some cash to cover your drinks. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3101 Don't even think about it. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3102 ‘Okay - who’s next?’ 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3103 No, I will not show you my hand! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3104 Come on, already, just try "eeni-meenie-minie-moe" to decide how to have your eggs cooked! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3105 Yeah that's right I'm famous actor Gary Busey with nothing better to do than tend bar at this shithole full of cocksuckers like you who play some stupid grab ass game to settle the tab. What are the odds, huh? 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3106 I told you. I'm not here to play games! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3107 I need ONE employee with your skill sets 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3108 Ok. Who’s ordering tonight? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3109 On the what? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3110 Don't look at me! You guys decide! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3111 Yeah we got booze, but wit youse togetha like dat, I’m gonna have ta card each one individually . 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3112 I said, take it outside, gentlemen. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3113 Draw straws for the last pickle? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3114 Cut it out! Can't you see I am Busy! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3115 Sorry -- we don't serve metaphors. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3116 On the count of three: who’s paying? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3117 OK - but if I hear a single“one two three shoot!” this is the last time you ever drink here 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3118 I don't care if paper lost, I don't take checks, so rock on out of here because you're all cut off". 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3119 You guys are great at settling arguments, so how about settling your tab? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3120 Shoot…not this again. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3121 A round of shooters please! I'll cover it. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3122 Alright, guys. You’re all winners but what I asked for was a wiener. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3123 Ok fine, but I’m not keeping the tab open 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3124 Well, if it ain't the new Three Stooges. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3125 Another tie? So who's going to pay? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3126 It's more than just a game. It's a true story. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3127 Sorry guys but your services are no longer needed. We are switching to heads or tails instead. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3128 Figure out who’s paying before you order, fellas! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3129 I said "How old are ya?". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3130 No, I'm not getting involved. You're just going to have to find some other way to settle this. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3131 When you guys decide which one’s paying the tab, lemme know. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3132 I AM not running a tab for you three again! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3133 Wait till I say “shoot!” 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3134 Two regular price and one senior price for our rock friend here. . 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3135 Ok, get it over with. I’m not serving until you guys decide” 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3136 Be careful - guy at the end said he had a score to settle with you, once and for all 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3137 You can stay as long as you remember who’s in charge here. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3138 Flip a coin or something to figure out who pays before you order. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3139 You guys are worse than Eeny, Meeny, Minee and Moe. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3140 This is a busy time; please step aside and get back in line when you've decided. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3141 Okay, who's next? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3142 I call tails! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3143 You guys are worse on deciding who is paying than that group last night. A hamster, a piece of tin foil and a microwave. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3144 Pick a number between one and ten. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3145 Remember: what happens at the bar stays at the bar 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3146 They want craft cocktails? Do I look like I have glitter glue? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3147 I serve shots, not shoots. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
3148 Quit playing games and just get along with each other! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3149 „Three whiskeys on the rock ... he lost.“ 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3150 Closing time, you (three) don’t have to go home but you can’t. play. here.” 🎤 : @semisonicban 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3151 I’ve heard this joke before, nobody wins. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3152 I don’t care who says they were first, that’s something you’ll need to work out amongst yourself. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3153 I'm sorry, but we only serve drinks on the rocks. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3154 Eenie, Meenie and Miney, you say. Where's Moe? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3155 You cannot keep beating each other in the bar, take it outside 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3156 Decide now, or the 8-ball picks it ! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3157 Why don't you figure out a way to decide what to order? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3158 Just make up your mind and quit playing games. I don't have all day. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3159 You are going to have to choose you drinks somehow. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3160 Gees just finished dealing with those damn thumbs at war now you guys? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3161 No Games, please. Just give me your order. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3162 Someone's got to pay, you figure it out! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3163 You start up again with tic, tac or toe, and you're outta here. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3164 How should we decide who orders first?” “I have an idea. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3165 For the last time, it's SHOT nmot SHOOT. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3166 Decide! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3167 Ok enough. What'll it be? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3168 Ok, who's picking up the tab this time? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3169 Don't even think about 3 out of 5! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3170 Three 'screwdrivers' please 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3171 Have you decided who's going to pay? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3172 Always the same game, can't you come up with another way to get a free drink? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3173 This time I’m not serving you until you figure out who’s picking up the check! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3174 How will you decide who is picking up the tab? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3175 Paying in Dollars beats you all 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3176 No more drunk fighting over who's the winner. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3177 Alright I’m going to give you guys till the count of three… 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3178 … and then we got kicked out of the situation room when he stole the election. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3179 I don't care how you do it. But someone has to make a decision. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3180 Who's paying and I wanna see the money. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3181 no drinks for minors 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3182 Okay, which one of you is going to pay the bill? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3183 Hey! This is a dice bar. We don't serve none of that foreign ro sham beaux crap in here! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3184 You said you were friends with the Rock, who’s this tool? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3185 I can’t take your order until you decide who goes first. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3186 You wanna drink? because I know how this ends…Paper, sodden, Rock, dissolved, Scissors, rusty…it’s your choice 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3187 No, I don't want to see another bar game........! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3188 Where's Ramaswamy? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3189 Just to be safe, I'll make all of the drinks NEAT. Nothing on the... you know... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3190 Yeesh, I just got rid of the minister, the priest, and the rabbi!" Bill Christie, Hoschton, G 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3191 No! Choose among yourselves. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3192 I don't know. Try odds and evens. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3193 Listen, buddy, one more time—on the rocks or not? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3194 I don’t care if your names are rock, paper, scissors. No ID, no service! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3195 Okay, you decide amongst yourselves who’s gonna order first. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3196 can’t you just call it ‘with ice’? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3197 I’ve had it with these — walked into a bar jokes! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3198 Alright, which one of you is Rochambeau? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3199 You work out who pays! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3200 So … which one of you is the rabbi? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3201 Oh yeah? Well, I'm tellin' ya, nothing beats our Pale Ale! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3202 C’mon guys. Just decide! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3203 You come here, you drink. You don't argue over who pays. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3204 So,have you guys decided who is paying? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3205 If you guys try to skip out on your tab again, I'll beat all of you. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3206 Why is the rock the only one smiling? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3207 I don't care how you work it out, someone needs to pay the tab. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3208 Let me know when you’re ready to order. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3209 Which one of you losers is going to pay the tab? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3210 Game day was yesterday." 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3211 Ok, you jokers, before I serve you I need to know that at least one of you is paying! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3212 CASH beats all! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3213 You 3 should be the champions of choices! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3214 How can you ALL be the wingman 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3215 For the third time,what 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3216 I don’t have a clue, what it is that you want. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3217 That’s all good and well. But what if the scissors cut the paper while it is wrapped around the rock? Then who pays 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3218 I don’t care how you decide, just order already! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3219 Cash or card, only! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3220 You really left Lizard and Spock alone, again?! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3221 More shooters? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3222 So who cut who this time? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3223 Which one of you can beat a hangover? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3224 That’s it, no more shots! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3225 I don't give a damn which one pays. I just need to see some cash on the bar or hit the door. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3226 Meany miney and Mo had the sloppy Joe. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3227 Okay, who wanted the DRY martini? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3228 So, which one of you is going to pay the tab? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3229 Whaddya' mean you can't play Tic-Tac-Toe? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3230 Let's flip coins instead 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3231 WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD SETTLE SOMETHING FOR US 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3232 Separate checks only 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3233 Look, somebody has to pick up the tab. I’ll let you guys sort it out amongst yourselves. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3234 Sometimes a flat hand is just a flat hand, okay? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3235 So how are you guys figuring who will pay? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3236 Shaken or stirred. Decide! Flip a coin already. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3237 You guys look like y'all been beat 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3238 C’mon, you guys must know a way to figure out who’s buyin’. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3239 How about a screwdriver? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3240 Don't even think about starting anything in here, Bubs 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3241 My Magic 8-Ball says: "Get the hell out!" 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3242 Heads-or-Tails gave this place five stars on Yelp. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3243 No.. I said it's 3,2,1, THEN shoot! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3244 Salt, Pepper, Ketchup… haven’t seen them. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3245 Do you know how to make a Rochambeau? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3246 How many times do I need to tell you guys? No more shots. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3247 I'm sick and tired of you guys always coming in here and beating on each other 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3248 Nobody shoot. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3249 Stop playing games and decide who pays the tab now! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3250 One more round and I’ll decide: no more rounds! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3251 I'm sure you can figure out a way to agree on what to order. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3252 "No more cutting my hair for your drinks.” 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3253 Turns out you can't settle my divorce. Sloppy Joe? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3254 Listen, I'm busy here, give me your order, you can figure out who's gonna pay later. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3255 Not until you decide whose tab this goes on. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3256 Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets served first? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3257 No time for games, guys, it's last call. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3258 Ok, so who wants to order first? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3259 No, I will do best out of three. Pay up. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3260 No games about who pays the bill. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3261 Why don't you guys just go sit over there with those other losers, X and O? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3262 Ro-Sham-Bros 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3263 Look, I don't care which one pays. You guys figure it out. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3264 Beat it. Those seats are reserved for Bell, Book, and Candle. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3265 Paper, do you plan on covering the drinks? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3266 Look fellas, it's closing time so you need to decide who's going to pick up the tab. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3267 No brawling allowed, guys, just make a decision on your drink without jumping on each other 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3268 When even rock-paper-scissors can’t decide on a drink order! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3269 Another round? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3270 Ok, who's up first? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3271 So, how should we decide which one of you is paying? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3272 Let me guess: One of you is a priest, one's a rabbi, and the other's a minister. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3273 OK, You got it, games up! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3274 Three shots before we go shoot and one of us dies. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3275 OK, quit playing around! Which one of you is going to pay? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3276 Cash in advance! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3277 The usual two tap waters and one champagne? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3278 Enough with the games fellas! Who’s paying? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3279 You’re allowed to stay if you promise no more fighting. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3280 I don’t care how you split the bill, that’s your problem! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3281 No, I am NOT splitting the tab three ways! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3282 I never thought I'd have to say it, but playing to the death is not OK in this establishment. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3283 Crafting is stupid. Pay now, no tab. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3284 Well yes paper beats rock, but scissors slept with both your wives 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3285 If you yell “shoot” in a bar it tends to make people nervous. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3286 I fold. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3287 So, have you decided yet which of you will pick up the tab? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3288 I don’t care who won or lost. Who’s paying? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3289 Like I said, it’s twofer not threefer. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3290 Not all at once. Figure out who is going first! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3291 Pay up, Rock. Just because he covers you doesn't mean he's been covering your tab. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3292 First it was best two out of three, then it was best three out of five. Just come back when you can agree on an order. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3293 This time, you all leave together. I don't want another fight. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3294 We don’t do separate checks. You’ll have to fight it out. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3295 I don't play no games. Now whose paying? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3296 All that matters to me is“Who’s paying?” 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3297 Are you here to drink or play that silly game? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3298 Aight, which one of you is picking up the tab? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3299 Do you want ketchup with that? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3300 Well look what we have here - a wanna be rock star, a paper boy, and a real cut-up. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3301 I’d like to introduce the 2024 Presidential Candidates and the Iowa chef who will choose the winner. Good luck, America!” Jeanie Goff Monona, W 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
3302 How about we play rock, paper, scissors, billy club? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3303 I think I know how you can settle your bar tab. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3304 New rules, fellas: From now on, Rock crushes nobody, Scissors cuts the crap, and Paper covers his bar tab. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3305 Just order already. I don’t have time for your games! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3306 My buddy, Paper, overs the bar tab, Scissors gets rid of it, and you don't want to mess with me. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3307 Have you fellas sorted out who's paying yet! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3308 Just duke it out amongst yourselves 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3309 Don’t you look at me like that, I don’t need this intervention. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3310 Fellas, it’s called a one-night stand for a reason. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3311 I don’t care if you want to put it all on one tab, but I have to insist you to flip a coin to decide whose. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3312 Which tab for the drinks? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3313 I don't give a shit. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3314 That's not what 'on the rocks' means. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3315 No, I don’t want to flip for it. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3316 I'm not getting involved. Settle it amongst yourselves. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3317 One of you always ends up gettin' hurt. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3318 Why don’t you just flip a coin? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3319 Beat it. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3320 Sorry, but all three of you are gonna have to pay in advance” 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3321 Figured out yet who's picking up the tab? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3322 You guys have to stop yelling “shoot” all at once. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3323 OK, which one of you guys goes first? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3324 I’m not playing that game. You’re still paying the tab. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3325 Then I’ll make the decision: three Cutty rocks should get you ripped. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3326 No, I'm not playing you for your tab 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3327 Look Rock, anyway you cut it he’s got you covered. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3328 You three are effete substitutes for a good arm wrestle. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3329 I don't care who wins. , I just want to know who's paying 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3330 You really need to learn how to make a decision. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3331 I’m not serving any of you until Paper covers his extensive bar tab.” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3332 I don’t care who won, you all need to leave a tip! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3333 How about if I just split the tab three ways and call it even? 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3334 Let's see your hands! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3335 Regardless who wins I'll charge for the three of you 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3336 Hey, I don’t care who’s first, you guys it out yourselves. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3337 No way! It's a bar, see, and we operate on a cash only basis. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3338 Can you three find a way to settle this, or do I need to get involved? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3339 Would you please make up your mind? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3340 I never thought I’d prefer a Dance-Off as a form of dispute resolution, but here we are. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3341 C'mon. You gotta decide. Beer, wine, or spirits? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3342 I'm the one who decides around here. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3343 You all look like a bunch of losers to me. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3344 I don't care, no split checks. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3345 So... You three actually get along?!?! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3346 No, seriously. Who do you think would win in a fight? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3347 I told you last time I need proof of age from all three of you, you got it?” 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3348 Okay, who's buying the next round? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3349 In this bar, I supersede ALL three of you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3350 Can’t we do separate checks? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3351 Look, It’s not up to me who orders first - you three figure it out” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3352 Come on guys! What'll it be? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3353 I expect a tip from each and every one of ya. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3354 Lemme get this straight: after this you’re teaming up and heading to the playground.. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3355 You can't play eenie-meenie to decide who pays. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3356 Look I don’t know which of you is first to order - can you sort it out yourselves? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3357 You're paying up front this time. I'm not having another one of your incidents when it's time to pay the tab. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3358 The usual, gentlemen? Paper on the rocks? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3359 No, I'm not going to roshambo for another round. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3360 Will you three make a decision already! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3361 All this bickering! Isn't there a better way to decide who gets the next round? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3362 Between Scissors getting smashed, and Rock needing you to cover him all the time, I really don't know how you handle it." "I went through an ink phase, but now I just lift weights. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3363 Every time you three come in here, fists start flying. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3364 Your IDs say Ro Sham Bo? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3365 What can I get for you Rock, Paper, Scissors…. Shoot! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3366 This is new. It is usually the three that cannot hear, cannot see, and cannot speak. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3367 I don't serve juveniles! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3368 Rock, paper, scissor…shots? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3369 Okay - someone HAS to decide!! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3370 Get out of here. You're all losers! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3371 Mis Hermanos, y yo. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3372 I’ve told you before, we do not serve glue here. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3373 I’m not sure when your friends Lizard or Spock were supposed to get here, but last call is in 10. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3374 The odds of a bar fight are high. It’s just a matter of who will win and who will lose! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3375 Who’s up first? Well… I guess you know the drill. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3376 Let me guess, Paper. You’ll take a Scissors on the Rock. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3377 Yeah, You're covered, but one o' yer buddies is cut off, and the other one's smashed." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3378 Okay you got 30 more seconds to decide your drink order and that’s it! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3379 No, I’m not playing No, I’m not playing you for free drinks. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3380 Tell Edward Scissorhands here in cannot cut in line. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3381 2AM, the house wins! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3382 I don’t care how you decide who buys the round, but someone needs to pay me. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3383 I don't care how you decide, someone's got to pay! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3384 We get your type in here all the time. Always wanting to play some kind of game. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3385 Would one of you place an order already? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3386 I won’t tell you again, we don’t serve Cutty Sark on the rocks in a paper cup! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3387 Cut the crap and decide! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3388 Let me guess--a stout, a sack, and a screwdriver? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3389 Well, well, well. If it isn't the fuck brothers. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3390 Ok, let me play a ridiculous choice game with you! Martini with an olive? Martini with an olive? Or, a martini with an olive? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3391 Alcohol rusts scissors,dissolves paper,erodes rock. So,who’s ordering first? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3392 Great. I finally decide to leave love up to fate, and you three walk in. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3393 Three drinks please. On the rock's. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3394 One of you choose a sandwich already! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3395 Look, I don't care how you decide, but someone's gotta pay to tab! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3396 What's it gonna be? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3397 Would one of you please order, already? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3398 You win some. You lose some. At the end of the day, it’s about how you play game. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3399 Get me a paper plane on the rocks, please 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3400 C’mon, guys — you’re holding up the line — you gotta make a decision . . . 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3401 Sorry guys, I only take cash. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3402 I don't care who pays, just so long as I get mine! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3403 How did you choose this bar? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3404 In this bar, I decide who gets stoned, who gets reamed, and who gets cut off. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3405 Whatever. That will still leave two of you and I don't split bills. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3406 No soup for you! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3407 You all look like the start to a good joke. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3408 I don’t have time to play games. The guac is still extra. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3409 Okay, for the last time, which one of you is going to pay? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3410 We’re a coin flipping establishment. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3411 Look, I win every time. You guys owe me a thousand dollars for the drinks. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3412 No more games! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3413 Sorry, but every time I don't cut you guys off I regret it. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3414 From now on, just say ‘the usual.’ 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3415 Who took out the priest, the rabbi, and the minister? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3416 He didn't make the cut. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3417 Yes, how will you ever decide who pays the tab? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3418 I don’t care how you work it out but somebody’s gotta to pay the tab! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3419 Nah, you got it all wrong, rock flies right through paper. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3420 One, two, three, four I declare a thumb war! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3421 I need to see some ID - that's the law. And no, I don't want to play your silly game for who pays the bill. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3422 Can you just cut out the middleman and tell me what you want to drink already? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3423 Now explain again to me how you beat Rock? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3424 Roshambeaux? Never heard of it. But I have a sham Bordeaux. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3425 There'll be none of your games over who's paying! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3426 Look, it's the same with you three, over and over... how about you ALL beat it! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3427 It's closing time, gentlemen, who's got this? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3428 Come on guys, there has to be some way of settling this. Why don’t you just, I don’t know, start beating the shit out of each other and see who wins? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3429 You better not give me the runaround on who is paying for whom. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3430 I don't want fights tonight. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3431 I wonder what game we can play to decide who pays this round 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3432 SoooOooo, we’re turning this into a drinking game? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3433 Sorry, you mean the drinks are on the rock or on the rock? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3434 Come on, make up your minds. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3435 No, I’m not gonna guess what you’re having! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3436 Why does it matter who I serve first? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3437 I've had enough of you three and your silly games. Now get outta here! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3438 I'm warning you you'll have to pay. There's no question of playing the prize at "Rock, Paper, Scissors" 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3439 Well, I LIKE politics in the Supreme Court. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3440 I suggest you leave… We don’t appreciate games here. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3441 Yeah that's an interesting dilemma you're in but I'm still cutting you off 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3442 No, I can't split the bill. You figure it out. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3443 One more fight and I’m calling Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3444 NO! Cash or credit. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3445 One at a time—what’ll it be? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3446 It’s last call. Don’t shoot the messenger. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3447 So which one of you is buying this round? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3448 . “I’ll have a Rochambeau” 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3449 Paper and Scissors, your cards declined. But you can still have a whiskey on the Rock. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3450 Do you want the dice cup? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3451 So let me get this straight, you want me to pick one of you, and then fight for a free drink?! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3452 We don't serve Hand Games. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3453 Ok. Now which one of you is going to pay for this and NO more fun and games 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3454 No tab without your buddy Plastic. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3455 Well someone needs to settle up...who's it gonna be? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3456 I don't care what beats what. You owe me fifty bucks! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3457 We can decide who's gonna pay. Do you have a coin? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3458 Right, let one scissor in this week and next week it's two and the next week it's 8 and pretty soon everybody's cutting up the place 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3459 I'll have a paper and scissors on the rocks. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3460 You'll just have to guess who I'm serving first. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3461 Separate checks? Seriously? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3462 We’re not doing this again, guys. Just pick who will order their drink first. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3463 I am Donald Trump and believe me …the winner is not Rock, Paper or Scissors..the game is Rigged. I WON! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3464 1.. 2.. 3.., what'll it be? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3465 No one gets served untill I know who's covering the tab. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3466 I don't care how you decide, one of you HAS to pay now! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3467 How would you like that, straight up or best two outta three? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3468 A paper plane, on the rocks, with a cut lemon? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3469 Lemme guess. On the rocks with a slice, your tab?! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3470 OK! It's finally decided. If rock wins scissor pays. if scissor wins paper pays and if paper wins rock pays. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3471 I’m serious. This time I insist that you order separately. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3472 Are you having a paper scissors shot on the rocks as usual? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3473 Paper, it’s your turn again. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3474 You want me to toss a coin to decide? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3475 Hey fellas, long day? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3476 I suppose you all think this is some kind of a game. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3477 OK, one of you has to pay, I don't care which one, but you gotta find a way to figure it out 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3478 . Ok who's first? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3479 Good try. You still have to pay for your order. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3480 A rebus? Cutty and ink over ice? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3481 I can't tell you how to split the bill. Decide amongst yourselves. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3482 Just so you know, standard tipping practice in America is 20%. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3483 What? No game today? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3484 Look, I didn't open this place to haggle over pronouns, Mr. Stone, Miss Page, and Ms.Cutter--and no, it doesn't need protection! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3485 I'm guessing you guys know a strategy to decide who's paying... 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3486 You can't beat our breakfast menu! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3487 I never knew you as a kid, I don't know you now, and I still need to see some ID. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3488 Well one of you needs to settle the bill 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3489 I want to know now, who’s paying? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3490 I don't care how you decide who picks up the tab, just give me your order. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3491 No,Flatface,you can’t have it on the rocks all the time. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3492 Will you make up your minds who orders first? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3493 Scissors doesn't want his on the Rocks. Paper's afraid of paper cuts. And ROCK is afraid of the dark. So we'll all just have, a glass of water and a Valium. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3494 Yeah, yeah, buddy. I know you rock. But you still gotta tell your friend with the blades to cut that sheet. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3495 Add it to his tab, or do you want ice cubes in it? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3496 No, not again! I decide who buys first this time! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3497 Stop waiting my time! Not one of you can make a decision 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3498 Okay, so what'll it be? And no one gets hurt, or you're outta here. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3499 Figure out who's going to pay - I'm not here to play guessing games with you guys 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3500 Quit arguing. One of you pay up. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3501 You guys yell “Shoot!” one more time, I’m calling the cops. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3502 You’re kidding, right? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3503 No string, no service. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3504 So y'all think this is a child's play, huh? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3505 No! You guys have to decide who picks up the tab. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3506 Make a decision! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3507 I can't tell you who goes first. You guys figure it out. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3508 Ok — Decide who goes first. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3509 No games! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3510 I don’t care how you decide. Someone is going to pay this tab. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3511 I don’t care who won. You all have to pay. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3512 Rock,paper,scissors…You buy! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3513 Alright, I'm not pouring any drinks this time until you decide which one of you is gonna pay. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3514 So how are we gonna decide what to order? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3515 We don't serve you brawling bastards! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3516 What’ll it be, fellas? Shoot!” 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3517 Choose who picks up the tab ! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3518 Loser buys the round. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3519 One duel, and you’re out. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3520 So how did rock end up getting top billing? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3521 Wrap it up and cut out of here. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3522 Look, I can’t serve all of you. Just the one I pick at random. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3523 Give me a break. Either cover your tab, or I am cutting you off. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3524 Are you two-faced cut-ups back again for my three week old chili? Phil Jaret, San Rafael, CA 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3525 Spare me the details of your oddball relationship. I just want to know who's next? 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
3526 Wait, how many rounds we doing? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3527 Work out who's paying. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3528 I’m warning you…I had to chase the thumb wrestlers out because they got carried away. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3529 Look, I don't play no games. You wanna drink or you don't wanna drink?" 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3530 One at a time please. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3531 I said no gambling allowed! Do you want me to lose my liquor license? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3532 Would you make up your freakin' minds?!" 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3533 OK, but we don't do two out of three here. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3534 I don't care how you decide,but someone orders. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3535 Sorry, we only serve coins here, they're easy to flip. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3536 OK. So, you all walked into a bar. Which one's the Rabbi ? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3537 If any of you start something you'd better be prepared to finish it. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3538 So where's Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3539 Enough! We'll draw straws to see who orders first! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3540 The Monopoly Money Bags guy at the end of the bar said this round is on him. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3541 OK. That's two martinis and a negroni. Who's picking up the tab? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3542 Sorry, gentlemen. There's no such thing as 'on the paper' or 'on the scissors'. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3543 Look, I told you fellas last time: If you can't decide who's paying the bill without raising a ruckus, then find another bar. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3544 I don’t care if it’s 2 out of 3, or 5 out of 10, there will be no fighting in this bar! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3545 Decide who's paying the tab already! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3546 We don't play your game here. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3547 I'm not serving you three. The last time you were in, it was complete mayhem. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3548 No drinks for you three! You must be under 21 to play your kind of game! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3549 If you say ‘shoot’ again, we’ll have to settle it another way 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3550 So that's a Rolling Rock, an Early Times, and a Cutty Sark. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3551 Sure you’re all winners, but half the time your losers. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3552 Okay, boys, what'll it be? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3553 I got news for ya. Trump's got you all beat. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3554 This is a family joint. Any disagreements, we settle it the old fashioned way, a yodeling contest. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3555 Youse guys got a problem? Cut it out! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3556 Three rules in this bar: no cutting,no wrapping,no blunting. Got it? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3557 I don't want no trouble, but who's going to pay for the next round? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3558 Yeah, I got it. LBGTQRPS. Okay? 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
3559 Are you looking for more options 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3560 If you guys don’t stop playing that stupid game, no soup for any of you for a year. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3561 I don't care who pays. Make up your mind. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3562 No brawling this time- you all get a cutters on the rocks in a paper cup - or nothing! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3563 What about that other hand game where the player is the bartender serving drinks to. customers? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3564 No, I won’t go double or nothing with you! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3565 Oh great, more inanimate objects I have to serve. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3566 We’re waiting for our friends, Lizard & Spock 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3567 I’m sensing you’re all stuck in a repetitive communication pattern. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3568 The bartender says “shoot” 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3569 No shirts, no shoes, No-chambeau! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3570 I don't care you figure it out, but one of you has to pay the bill. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3571 So, who’s picking up the tab? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3572 If only there were some way for you three to decide who is going to pay the tab. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3573 Nope. I’m not doing that to see who picks up the tab. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3574 Pay up or I’m beating you all. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3575 I’m not waiting while you decide who’s buying. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3576 I don't care how you figure it out, but someone is paying this tab! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3577 You know what you guys figure out who'll order first. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3578 I’m gunna need all three of ya to put your card down before we start this game. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3579 OK, Who won & who's paying the bill? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3580 Bourbon covers rocks at my bar. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3581 I'm gonna count to three and you punks better order a drink and make up. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3582 You're ALL Losers! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3583 Wait....don't tell me 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3584 You need at least one hand to play that game in my place. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3585 I know, it’s futile. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3586 You win some, you lose some. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3587 Hey, just so you know the rules: no gambling allowed in here! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3588 I better not catch the three of you in the bathroom again. Freaks. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3589 Look, I'm not playing that game again. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3590 I don't care how you work it out but the bar tab has to be paid! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3591 Could you guys make up your mind! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3592 No surprises. Where's the lizard and Spock? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3593 None of that "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!" crap around here! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3594 Which one of you’s paying this time? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3595 We have only one open position. You sort it out. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3596 I have no time for games - just give me your order! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3597 Ok, ok so paper covers rock, but who covers the bill? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3598 If I had a dollar for every time I had to deal with guys like you I'd be making money hand over fist. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3599 No more drinks until you guys stop beating each other 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3600 Occam called. He said Rock over here is gonna get stuck with the tab. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3601 We don't allow drinking contests here. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3602 Decisions, decisions. I have an idea to help you decide. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3603 This time, I’m going to need you to figure out who’s paying before you start drinking. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3604 Wrong Bar 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3605 The bartender smirks, "Ah, a rock, paper, and scissors. Sounds like a political debate – but here, we aim for smoother transitions between rounds!" 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3606 Which of you will be picking up the tab? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3607 On the Rocks, Straight Up, and Neat. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3608 Alright who’s covering this one? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3609 Give me your order on ‘shoot’. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3610 Sorry, We don't play games in here . . . 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3611 Not in my place. You take it outside. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
3612 You’re on paper thin ice! I’ll cut you off before you get smashed. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3613 The International Bar 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3614 We charge double for ties. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3615 This time, keep your hands to yourself. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3616 Well shoot,looks like papers only gonna cover scissors 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
3617 No service until you pay the cover charge. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3618 If there is a fight, I'll ban you like I did with your plastic straw friend last year. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3619 So that means none of you has to pay? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3620 I’m not going to be bamboozled into giving you a free drink! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3621 Look, I really don’t care who orders first. Just decide somehow. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3622 Alright, now who's gonna pick up the tab? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3623 Seriously? Your names are Rho,Sham,and Fred? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3624 I'm sick of your childish games 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3625 Can't decide? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3626 No rock, you know the rules, scissors' first" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3627 Which one of youse is supposed to be the rabbi? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3628 OK, do you want a drink, or is this a "___, a___, and a ___ go into a bar..." joke? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3629 Any hand games, you guy are outa here! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3630 Why don’t you all just pay for your own drinks? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3631 I 'aint helpin' you play the 'who pays' game again. I'm splitting it in threes and that's final! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3632 I want the match, why isn’t the match with the rest of you guys. I’m going to speak with the Donald, shorely he can resolve this matter through negotiations, similar to resolving slavery with the south that he said he could do. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3633 It's closing time. Have you three finally decided who's paying the tab? or You're okay rock, but I'll need to see some ID from you two. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3634 This time decide who's picking up the tab BEFORE you order...... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3635 You guys really need a better way to decide who picks up the tab. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3636 Let me guess, Eanie, Meeney, Miney and Mo sent you 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3637 Slow competition day? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3638 Best I can do is shoot 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3639 This may be America, but there is no shooting at this bar. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3640 There will be no fighting in my bar, understand? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3641 We’re not going to have trouble like last night, right? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3642 We don’t split tabs here. So, who’s going to pick up the check? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3643 Let me guess - you want to split the bill three ways again. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3644 Open tab beats all of you, huh? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3645 I don't care that you can't figure it out, someone's gotta pay for those drinks! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3646 Okay, I’m going to say this one more time, there is no fighting, just make a decision like the rest of us. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3647 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister I get all the time. But you three? Where's the joke? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3648 Can you decide who's buying the round, before you order, this time. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3649 I am not opening up a tab on you three losers!” 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3650 Yesterday it was the chicken and the egg. Now it’s you? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3651 Listen! I suggest you guys solve this yourselves with some hand-to-hand combat. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3652 Cut it up any way you want, I just make the drinks. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3653 No conflicts in here. Understood? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3654 Let me guess - the minister orders for the priest, the priest orders for the rabbi, and the rabbi orders for the minister? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3655 On the rocks, you say? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3656 I don't care who won that last round. One of you is going to have to pay this bar tab! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3657 I want you boys to take it outside! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3658 Not today! Pay your tab! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3659 No, I don’t want to hear the one again about “Rock, paper and scissors walked into a bar….” 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
3660 And who is going to pay the tab? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3661 For the last time! We don’t serve Cutty Sark on the rocks in a paper cup! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3662 Will this be separate bills? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3663 Any more of that roughhousing and you three gotta scram. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
3664 I don't care how you decide who's paying! I need someone's card now! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3665 SORRY BUT WE DON'T SERVE STATIONARY! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3666 Don’t mess with the crockery. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3667 Yeah, everyone’s poly these days 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3668 I’m not telling you again paper. You’re cut off! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3669 How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t play games when I’m at work 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3670 Things were so much more orderly around here before you came along, Scissors. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3671 You guys NEED to find a way to figure out who’s picking up the tab. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3672 Guys you gotta stop pissing on the bar. The bar reeks of piss 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3673 Good on paper, eh? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3674 Is the one who wins the one who doesn't pay 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3675 So what do you think you can bring to this joint that's better than Karaoke and Trivia? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3676 For the last time, this is not an open carry establishment. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3677 Okay, so who'll cover the tab? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3678 Welcome to Gestures. What’ll it be? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3679 Which of you wanted it on the rocks? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3680 Listen, I told you you have to pay for your meal and cannot play two out of three for the check. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3681 Oh no no no. One drink each and all you three do is try to outdo each other. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3682 you guys are being played. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3683 Sounds like a first world problem to me. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3684 play no games with me! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3685 Well, there is only one pork cutlet left. You’ll have to decide amongst yourselves!” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3686 So who of youse ended up buyin'? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3687 Yeah, yeah, and your dad can beat up my dad. I get it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3688 Don't play games with me...either order a drink or beat it!! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3689 Arts and crafts - next door 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3690 It's closing time. Tell them to cut the crap, pay their bill and rock on outta here! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3691 Okay,shoot! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3692 I guess I’ll serve you. How much trouble could you be?” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3693 Scissor? I hardly know her! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3694 Let's do this right: on the count of three gentlemen give me your orders at exactly the same time. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3695 What are you looking at flat face? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3696 Yes, I'm familiar with the game but still need to see some ID. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3697 Now serving Ro Sham Bo 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3698 So how you gonna decide who's the designated driver? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3699 There is no 'two-outta-three'. You pay after each round. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3700 you’re all cut off. You always end up fighting and nobody pays the tab! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3701 Listen you three I already told you —I don’t have time for games 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3702 We only have room for one. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3703 Sorry no kids allowed 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3704 You all promise to behave yourselves this time? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3705 Sorry fellas, I still need to see some ID. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3706 I don't wanna take no sides here but I'm cutting you off 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3707 Yeah, well, I trump all o' youze. So pay up. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3708 Who’s buyin’ the next round? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3709 Tonight's on me. You guys sell a lot of drinks here. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3710 I don't care who it is but one of you is paying this tab! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3711 You guys are going to have to find a new way to figure out who’s paying. I don’t want to hear it! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3712 OK, who's paying? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3713 Look, if you want to start a tab I'm going to need a credit card from one of you. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3714 our special is "pay to win" ,not play to win 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3715 I’m only taking a final order: no more changing your minds 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3716 I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Go someplace else and figure it out for yourselves. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3717 No, I will not play you for free beer!!! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3718 Yes, I’m the person in charge, Tie-breaker Tim. Who’s asking? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3719 OK, fine. Would you gentlemen like your scotches 'on ice'... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3720 Let me guess: 'On the rocks' for you, and a 'paper umbrella' for you? 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3721 You said you’d cover it last time. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3722 I'm not doing it. You guys figure out who picks up the tab. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3723 Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be stiffed tonight? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3724 So,what are rock, paper and scissors drinking today? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3725 Listen folks, one you is going to have to order first or I will throw all of you out. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3726 When you're trying to figure out who is settling the bill. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3727 So you're the guys from weather forecast. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3728 And which one of you will be picking up the tab? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3729 if you don’t pay your tab we’re gonna find out what “baseball bat” beats 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3730 You might want to rethink your choice of drink. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3731 Please hurry and decide who is ordering first. I don't have all day! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3732 Yeah, I know all of that! But who is covering the tab? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3733 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3734 Listen make up your dang mind 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3735 NO CARD NO DRINK 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3736 I don’t care how you dec 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3737 Which one of you said it was my turn to cook dinner?! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3738 You figure out who goes first 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3739 I don’t care if Dynamite is hiding. No free drinks. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3740 'This is enny. meeny, miny, moe turf, fellas.' 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3741 Alright- who’s ordering first? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3742 Who's covering for the three of you deadbeats? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3743 I don’t care if you’re famous , no ID no drinks. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3744 Would you please all Make. Up. Your. Mind! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3745 Talk to the hand. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3746 I already told your friends, One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, and Four, that fun and games are not welcome here! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3747 None of you have ever had a grown-up job in your life! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3748 A Rusty Nail beats all three of you put together! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3749 We'll wait for Spock 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3750 Listen, we don’t serve revenge here. Why not Nancy Whiskey’s for a change? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3751 Okay, who's buyin' here? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3752 Look, I’ll go through this one last time. There’s a salad bar, there’s a wine bar, and there’s a liquor bar. If you want a lawyer’s bar, you gotta pay a retainer up front. The rest of them you pay when you’re finished. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3753 Look,if you can’t decide who’s going to pay, why don’t you flip a coin or something. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3754 In this bar we settle our disagreements out back. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3755 Mr. Chambeau was my father. Please, call me Roe. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3756 No firearms” means no dynamite, capiche 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3757 Oh! So you go by Dwayne now, do you? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3758 Don't tell me that you've become friends now 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3759 You are cutting edge not papered over rock stars!! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3760 Sorry, we don’t accept paper anymore. We are just card or mobile pay only these days. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3761 Best out of three? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3762 I see you called a timeout. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3763 Ya. Well my hands got a stick of dynamite. Let's go or get out. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3764 Wow! The office supplies-AND-the paper weight all had a losing day. Bet you work for X(Twitter;-)” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3765 For the last time: I HAVE NOT seen a ‘flipping coin’ walk into this bar; not last night, not ever” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3766 OK, time to wrap it up before this one gets completely smashed 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3767 We sell shots, not shoots 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3768 You said ‘on the rocks?’ I heard ‘it’s all on Rock!’ 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3769 No more games. Either order or get out. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3770 I I.D. everyone rock, paper, scissors. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3771 It's like I told the short straw. You need an ID. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3772 So, have you decided yet? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3773 ...and I STILL won't play your stupid game to see if you have to tip me! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3774 All right, who's up first? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3775 And I don't want to hear any arguments about wo can beat who. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3776 Which one of you is paying? That's what we're trying to decide! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3777 Always trying to top each other. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3778 Work it out amongst yourselves who pays. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3779 Which one of you is picking up the bar tab? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3780 I’m not serving you guys again until you decide who pays. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3781 We don't serve your kind. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3782 This is a diner. . . you're all losers 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3783 Look, I'm happy to listen, but unravelling the longterm effects caused by schoolyard trauma is not exactly my forte. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3784 How about someone just pays the check and you settle up later amongst yourselves? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3785 Soooooo, who's paying the tab? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3786 Enough all ready! Eenie, meenie, minee….. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3787 What does this look like - a hustle bar for 7 year-old's? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3788 Sorry, fellas, but zero-sum game night is on Thursdays. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3789 Who's lost, who's paying 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3790 One of you's got to pay, figure it out! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3791 Which one of you is covering the tab? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3792 Oh great — last night a thumb war, and now this. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3793 Ok. Alright. But I really prefer eenie, meenie, minee, mo! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3794 Three friends walk into a bar 😂 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3795 Well lookie here! The best game of the century decided to enter for some drinks! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3796 There's no two-out-of-three, pay your tab. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3797 Take it outside. There is no fighting in my bar. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3798 You win a few, you lose a few. Believe me, I know. I invented the Pet Rock. Now I'm serving one. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3799 One, two, three, shoot...tequila? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3800 When did your lot get out of hand? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3801 Looser pays for All. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3802 Would you settle this for us, please? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3803 Whose payin'? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3804 Come on now, I don't have all night.. Figure out how to decide who's buying! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3805 Ok, I need a credit card. You guys decide who pays among yourselves. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3806 Yep...21 like Odds and Even 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3807 3 shots and then we’re out. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3808 These pretzels are making me thirsty (said in a Christoper Walken voice) 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3809 The last time I played your game, I lost 50 bucks. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3810 Look, I don't care how you decide who's buying. You gonna order something or not? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3811 If y’all are gonna have any disagreements, y’all better take it outside! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3812 Bartender beats all three of you if you don’t pay the tab. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3813 I’m between a rock and a hard place…I’ll need to see your papers or I’m cutting you out of here. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3814 Phoney with that Junk -kine- poo stuff, Show me some ID 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3815 Look, one of you has to pay the tab, you figure out who! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3816 I don't care who you are! No games of chance allowed in this bar. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3817 What do ya mean you can’t decide what you want?! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3818 I kinda figure yous as a cut,cover,and slip kind of crew 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3819 Look, folks, there'll be no cutting, wrapping, or breaking in here! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3820 Don’t you guys ever get tired of each other 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3821 I'm NOT splitting the check! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3822 Sorry guys but unpaid bar tab beats all. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3823 This isn’t the place for existentialism and Happy Hour 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3824 How do you decide who's getting the tab? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3825 Which one of you clowns ordered the water? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3826 'Drawing Straws'? Never heard of 'em. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3827 Rock, I know you look like Trump, but I've told you there's more to this contest than the smirks. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3828 O.K., no more games to decide who picks up the tab! Time to settle up! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3829 If you ain’t the most toxic throuple I ever seen. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3830 Which one of you is getting thrown out next? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3831 I don't care how you figure it out, but somebody has to pay the tab!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3832 Alright, how do we decide who goes first? 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
3833 You guys start fighting again and I’m kickin’ you out 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3834 It’s on the house. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3835 We don't allow drinking games here. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3836 I’m getting too old for this shit. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3837 So, Rock, just how’d you ever get involved with these two in the first place? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3838 We don’t serve martinis on the count of three. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3839 Listen, just let me know when you decide who's gonna pay. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3840 Yeah, but which of you is covering the tab? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3841 Figure out among yourself how to settle who orders first. But be quick. I don't have time for your games. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3842 NO GAMBLING HERE, GENTLEMEN. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3843 It's a quiet bar, and let's not have any trouble. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3844 Your IDs say you are Tic, Tac and Toe. I'm not buying it! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3845 Decide already! I ain't got all night. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3846 You said you want the drinks on the rocks? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3847 This time I’ll need to know who is paying the bill upfront. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3848 Shoot! There’s no winning with you guys. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3849 I don’t want any game playing in here. This is a respectable bar. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3850 Can't you guys make up your minds? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3851 No!! Bartender does NOT cover Rock, Paper and Scissors! Pay for your own drinks!!! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3852 Ok, which one of you characters are paying the Tab… 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3853 Why no, I haven't seen a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Shaman. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3854 I will give you to the count of three 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3855 How’re you deciding who’s first? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3856 No, Ice cannot join your gang. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3857 I don’t care who you are: I will not make one more stupid espresso martini. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3858 So, who ordered on the rocks? - Nicole Stevens Chicago, IL 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3859 Oh yeah, well I bet YOU never heard of thumb wrestling! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3860 Yeah? And the un-tipped barkeep beats all three of youse. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3861 When I said 'beat it,' I didn't mean just each other. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3862 I prefer Russian roulette. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3863 Cut the sheet and get the rock out! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3864 Nope. The three of you need to figure out who's paying now. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3865 No tab for you, pay up front! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3866 Time to pay your bill. I'm sick of these games. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3867 ok,but who is paying for paper and scissors? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3868 OUT! Now! I ain't playin wit chew! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3869 You’re supposed to be trying to outsmart one another, not asking me for a shot of inspiration! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3870 I'm not serving any of you drinks on the rocks. You know that would be cheating! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3871 Ordering a “paper on the rocks” wasn't funny the first time, and it sure as hell isn’t funny the tenth time! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3872 So how you guys wanna settle up? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3873 Got any New Year’s resolutions? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3874 Sylvester Stallone, Tatum O'Neill and Johnny Depp show up at a bar... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3875 For the last time! Who's the designated driver? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3876 If someone doesn’t pay soon, this Barman beats ALL of you 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3877 Just make a decision, willya? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3878 You must be tonight’s band, “Rochambeau”. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3879 Alright, rock-paper-scissors to see who orders first 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3880 I don’t care how you decide. Just one of you order first. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3881 Water! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3882 I mean it, you guys got two more minutes to decide or you're outta' here! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3883 I'm not a big one for games! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3884 I hope this time you already know who goes first 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
3885 Look, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the place atmosphere. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3886 Where's your side kick, the 'finger? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3887 No, I don’t want to guess the punchline. Are you gonna order or not? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3888 Are you still waiting for lizard and Spock? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3889 Just because you guys are out of order, doesn't mean I am. You still owe the total 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3890 I don't want any trouble this time 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3891 Let me when you’ve made a decision 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3892 No, this pub is called Rock & Payperview at Seaside! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3893 You won’t be able to rock, paper, scissors your way out of this 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3894 One of you three is the reason I’m working overtime tonight 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3895 Play to win, my ass. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3896 You don;t get serves until I know who is going to pay? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3897 We do not feed inanimates! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3898 I'm okay serving you three, but I draw the line at lizard and Spock. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3899 So, have you figured out who is going to pay? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3900 I don't care how you figure out who's paying, no more fighting in my bar! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3901 Yes… we want all of our drinks on the rocks 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3902 I don’t care how ya do it, just decide who orders. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3903 We don't play that 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3904 I ain't got time for this! You are all getting Miller. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3905 Can I offer you our featured cocktail 'Nash's Equilibrium'? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3906 I know, you guys have money for one drink only 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3907 So have you decided which one of you guys is paying? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3908 Cut me some slack and pay the cover charge, or I'll break you! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3909 You fellas want a drink or something? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3910 Hey! Where did the Englishman,the Scotsman and the Irishman go? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3911 I don’t care that you don’t have arms or hands, THIS IS SELF SERVICE! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3912 Your friend left long ago, after we got rid of all the ashtrays." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3913 For the last time, I don't want to join your fantasy league. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3914 Why don't you just split the damn tab three ways? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3915 Now for the designated tipper. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3916 Where are Spock and the lizard? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3917 I heard about you guys. Start playing games and I add shotgun to the equation. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3918 "I can't help it if nobody wants to play. It's a new world out there. What'll you have?" 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3919 One more fight, and you're out of here. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3920 Two losers, one winner, but all of you pay. In cash! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3921 You guys just missed Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3922 In this bar I beat all! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3923 A flaming mai tai? No way! Is this because you lost best out of three to scissors, again 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3924 I'm not falling for this one again! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3925 How long is this gonna take! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3926 One more fight, and I'm calling the cops! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3927 Which one will Taylor Swift date next? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3928 Look guys making a choice is hard for everyone, but you can pick scrambled, fried or hard boiled. What’s it gonna be? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3929 I’m tired of playing games with you guys. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3930 No, I'm not going to let you flip a coin this time. I hired you for a reason. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3931 I’m only telling you one time, if I see any of this scissors, paper, rock stuff you’ll be out of here forever.o 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3932 Let me guess - AI has taken over your decision-making jobs? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3933 Why can't you guys just make up your mind like everybody else? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3934 Let me guess, together you get plastered. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3935 Just remember: if you three start brawling, I call in Bouncer Dynamite. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3936 You guys know how to settle this 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3937 Absolutely no gambling in here. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3938 You all realize that Icka-Picka and Soda-Picka are gonna be here any time now…? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3939 Yeah, but who covers the tab? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3940 Vodka tonic on the rocks with a slice of lemon in a paper cup. Coming up. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3941 I don't care how you figure out who pays, I just need someone's card. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3942 Conflicts are up since hiring you goons. I never should’ve fired Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Mo.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3943 You'll have to sort out the tab among yourselves. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3944 If you guys don't have a way to decide who pays the bill then just split it. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3945 A flight of what? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3946 You guys have to learn to get along. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3947 I'm not playing games ! Show me some I.D. !! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3948 I’ve only got one left, who gets it? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3949 Look, there must be some way you guys can figure out who gets to choose the protein! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3950 I’m not playing games. I need a photo ID with your last names on it. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3951 I’ll decide who goes first 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3952 I don't care how you figure it out, but someone needs to cover this tab! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3953 Forget it. Plastic is what matters here. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3954 Enough of this game. Time to pay the bill. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3955 So which one of you bozos is treating? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3956 Listen...if you three won't do it I'm switching back to Bear, Cowboy, Ninja. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3957 I don’t care how you decide, just pay the damn tab! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3958 If you're going to fight, take it outside. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3959 All right dammit Who’s paying 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3960 Bartender says: "I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it." 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3961 I don’t care who you are. No games, just cash! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3962 I’m not serving you. None of you can hold your liquor! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3963 Just remember…the whiskey always wins 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3964 Time to settle it, once and for all 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3965 What do you mean by ‘last’ call? Trying to put us out of work? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3966 What's the RPS having tonight? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3967 One at a time guys. One at a time. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3968 No! I don't want to play, just pay your tab! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3969 Cut it out, you'll get nothing on the rocks without papers. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3970 Let's settle who's picking up the tab now. I'm not going through that again. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3971 Don't tell me you're going to shoot it out for who pays again. Last time I was here all night! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3972 Make up your minds, who's paying the tab? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3973 Ok, which one of you is paying this time? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3974 The only stones we have are day old scones. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3975 You're not getting shit until you decide who's buying. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3976 Should I leave it open? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3977 Rochambeau? I don't do French and I don't serve inanimate objects either. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3978 Look, I don't care how you decide, somebody has to pay. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3979 I suggest you boys settle this outside 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3980 Boss says you have to square up. No games this time. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3981 Shoot, I’m out of gin. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3982 Winner gets a free sandwich. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3983 Tomorrow’s the mask reveal, and a lot of people are going to be disappointed to find out who Paper is. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3984 I'll have what she's having 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3985 Just wait until Spock and the lizard get here. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3986 One of you clowns didn't cover the tab last time. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3987 I'm not fixing anything until I know who's payin'. I don't care how you decide 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3988 You guys are going to have to figure out some way to decide who pays 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3989 I told you guys you can’t come here anymore. You’re always fighting with each other 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3990 Yes sometimes I just want to flip a coin too. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3991 I'm not going to serve you until you decide which one of you will pay the bill this time. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3992 I only need one new chef. Why don’t you decide who should apply. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3993 Hi guys! Your buddies the priest, minister, and rabbi just left. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3994 Y'all three need to settle whos paying before I pour a single drop 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3995 3 out of 5 rounds and you’ll stop fighting? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3996 Enough with the same old shit. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3997 Well, the key word is “Tab”. And ANY of you can cover it. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3998 You're asking me to choose between rock, paper, and scissors? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3999 Okay, you three can fight it out to decide who picks up the tab, but I can tell you right now scissors shreds it, rock smashes it and paper covers it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4000 How will you decide who pays? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4001 This better be a truce or I'm not 'tending. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4002 Where's Corkscrew? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4003 No matter who won, I make the drinks, get it? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4004 No, I will not film a TikTok of you guys saying "rock, paper, scissors, shot." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4005 Which of you guys ordered the bacon cheeseburger? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4006 You know how you guys get after a few drinks, and I won't have it in here! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4007 I don't care if you are famous, you still have to decide who pays the check 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4008 So you're the arbitration panel that will be hearing my courtroom case tomorrow? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4009 No, paper, rock, and scissors don’t beat peas, potatoes, and gravy. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4010 Shoot! Not shot. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4011 Yea, yea, The 3 Stooges we it all to you. God I hate chatty drunks! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4012 Stop arguing and make up your mind! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4013 What's with this sudden equality? You gone Woke? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4014 If you guys had asses, I 'd kick them out of here. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4015 Kids all day, I know. I’ll make it a double on the house.” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4016 No more whiskeys on the rocks until they pay their tab! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4017 I don't care what you think the rules are; "bar tab" always wins. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4018 Y'all are going to have to decide who goes first. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4019 I know! Rock crushes scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cut paper. I get it. But who’s paying?!? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4020 At the count of three, I want you to leave. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4021 You gotta be joking! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4022 So you're saying,the winner gets a free drink? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4023 There's gotta be some way to decide who's buying these drinks! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4024 Who's covering for you cut-ups tonight? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4025 Are we seriously doing another round? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4026 Not you three again! Last time one of you got smashed, one got half cut, and then you said "Don't worry. We got this covered." 1.1667 0.06793 60 54 2 4
4027 No booze for youse, gentlemen. I remember the last time. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4028 YOUR NOT GOING TO CUT ME OUT!! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4029 So how are you three deciding who pays the bill? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4030 Every time you guys come in here someone goes out a loser! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4031 I’m not playing with you guys 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4032 Next time there's a disagreement on my property, I settle it, not you! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4033 Settle down or my baseball bat will beat you all! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4034 Let me guess, winner 2 out of 3 takes the tab? Selah Myers, Washington DC 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4035 I don't care you're eeny, meeny and mynee, I still need ID. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4036 My shotgun shatters your rock, crumples your paper, and breaks your scissor. May I have your orders? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4037 Hey - just tell me what you want! I don’t have time for stupid games!! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4038 There will be no gambling in here! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4039 Cash up front! No silly games about who pays this time. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4040 I'm not a fan of your handiwork. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4041 Quit the games and place your orders! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4042 I don't care how you decide who's paying, but somebody's got to pay the tab! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4043 Okay, which one of you is first? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4044 Look, I've already explained to you the concept of a zero-sum game. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4045 You leave Stapler out of this! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4046 Stop killing my customers with your bar bets. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4047 No, I can’t help you settle a bet. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4048 so you mean to say I shall make only one drink and the winner takes that one? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4049 No, as I've told you before, Rochambeau doesn't have a tab here. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4050 Listen here wise guys, no shooting in my bar 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4051 Alright you three, take it outside. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4052 Winning? In this economy!? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4053 There's no hatchet.. I said, 'bury the hatchet.' 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4054 I see he’s ready to help, but I don’t want a haircut and I don’t need you to decide that for me. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4055 Your cut off! All a yous! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4056 we'd like to forget today, we'll take the bomb 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4057 No cutting...we were here first. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4058 I don’t care if Scissors cuts you into a check! We don’t accept! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4059 So what happens if I order it on the rocks? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4060 There's a glitch in the universe! You three are not supposed to appear together! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4061 Oh, no. Not this again. You tell me when you’ve made a decision. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4062 you’re cut off. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4063 I don't wanna hear the joke again 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4064 I don’t care who pays, no shoot outs inside 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4065 Have you finally picked a designated driver? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
4066 So how are you three going to decide who orders first? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4067 And I say rock never loses! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4068 Let me guess? Three,two,one,shots? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4069 No! I won't give a free drink to the winner! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4070 We don’t serve anything on-the-rocks here. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4071 I don't care how you decide, just gimme your order. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4072 I don't care who covers who. Someone's gonna pay the tab for the three of you. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4073 I could beat all of you with my bare hands. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4074 Enough with the silly games! Figure out who's paying. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4075 All a yous on the rocks? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4076 So, can't decide who's paying the tab? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4077 Aw, shoot - not you guys again? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4078 I can't win for losing! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4079 I don't care. ONE of you is picking up the tab! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4080 Twenty Large on Rock. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4081 One way or another, someone's got to pay your tab. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4082 Make up your mind! One choice only:No 3-way dibs! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4083 Ok who was first? I don’t want any of you trying to outdo each other like last time 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4084 We’re gonna have to take turns here folks. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4085 The best advice I can give you, don't beat each other, you're all you got. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4086 You know this is an "Eenie meenie minee moe" bar I'll be watching you.... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4087 I'm not playing your silly game. I only take money for booze. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4088 I know Americans are in a decision-making crisis, but - Really? You guys have resorted to drinking together? Holy Hell. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4089 No service until u you ou guys settle who pays! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4090 OK. Enough of these bar games. Just order already, Rock! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4091 I still say dynamite beats you all! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4092 Ok, which one of you is going to pay this bar tab. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4093 If you're drinking at my bar, paper's got the tab! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4094 No, I won't play. You have to pay. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4095 Look, I don’t care which one of youse pays the tab, just quit your bickering and figure it out already. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4096 No, I’m not picking, and there’s no free drinks, anyway! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4097 We don't tolerate any violence. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4098 Looks like only one of Edward's hands showed up. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4099 How come the three of yous can’t just cut out the chatter, get smashed, and cover your bar tab without a freak’n contest every time! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4100 Forget it. Separate checks. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4101 No more tiebreakers, who’s paying the tab? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4102 May I take your order? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4103 I'm tired of your games, just pay up. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4104 I don’t care how you figure it out, one of you needs to pay. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4105 how do i know who’s next if you don’t do the thing? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4106 Stop playing games and tell me who’s picking up the tab! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4107 Just hurry up and make up your minds and place your order. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4108 We don't serve hobbies. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4109 So.....you boys are her for the security job, eh? Your resume says the only fight you've ever settled is who's going to be riding shotgun." 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4110 Liquid. Beat that. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4111 Stop playing around and just make a decision already! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4112 No,you can’t share an entree,you fought over one last week. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4113 I don’t care who’s paying. Let’s see some ID. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4114 You guys better figure out whose gonna settle this tab or do I call the cops! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4115 I wish you guys would make up your minds! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4116 Like I told you, without a designated driver I had to cut all three of you off! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4117 I’ve got an idea… 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4118 This ain't no game. Let's see your IDs. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4119 Which one of you wise guys wants it one the rocks? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4120 No best out of three. Just order already. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4121 One more stunt like that and I’ll call the cops. Now, again… who’s gonna pay the bill? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4122 Seriously? You want three screwdrivers 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4123 Whatever you do, please don’t shoot. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4124 I don’t care who goes first, but you better order something. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4125 OK, let me get this straight. You want a deconstructed Manhattan, on the rocks, in three separate glasses? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4126 There won't be any Two Out of Three to see who pays the bill! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4127 OK. Who’s covering the tab? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4128 I am telling you... water would be beat all of you. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4129 Here we use straws. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4130 Okay, you guys. If you can’t decide in one minute, you’re outta here. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4131 So the tall skinny guy wants a paper on the rocks? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4132 Separate or t’getha? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4133 I don't care what you guys crush, cover, and cut....no more drinks 'less you pay for them 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4134 Rock, Paper, and Scissors...shoo! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4135 NO ! Im Not going to settle a argument ! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4136 « Don’t play around with me guys, it’s dry january, you’ll all get water.» ♥️🤞🔥 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4137 You cant possibly expect me to get involved in your little spats. I'm just the bartender! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4138 No substitutions 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4139 And they say head trauma is only bad for football players… Make them double! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4140 Open tabs are closing, it’s rock, paper, scissors time!!! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4141 So, how are we gonna sort this out? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4142 Monstersquirrel beats all! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4143 The Lizard and Spock are over at the booth waiting for you guys. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4144 Shoot, only have 1 one those left. Who wants it? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4145 You’re not getting another round until you promise to stop saying “1, 2, 3, shoot” before every drink. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4146 You know I cannot serve paper on the rocks! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4147 still can't decide? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4148 If you're going to act like a bunch of crazies, take your dispute outside. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4149 Listen, you three goons, I Always Win. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4150 what'll it be - burger, dog, pizza? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4151 We aren’t doing this again. Cash only. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4152 Why can’t you ever decide who’s going to pay the tab? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4153 Just decide who’s paying without making a whole thing of it. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4154 I can only hire one of you, but you're all equally qualified. I wish there was a fair way to decide. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4155 I'm cutting you off!" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4156 We want to cut to the chaser. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4157 You hit rock bottom, your paper has been recycled, and you’re not as sharp! So, who’s first? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4158 If he makes us switch positions one more time, I swear to god…just pick a goddamned mix-in for yourself, Paul! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4159 Hey look fellas, it's way past closing time...have you guys decided who's gonna pay the tab yet? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4160 Okay,then you all decide who 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4161 We don't allow games of chance in here. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4162 It’s just an expression guys. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4163 One of you has to decide what you want to drink. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4164 Alright, have you decided who's paying? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4165 Look, I don’t care how you decide who pays. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4166 Let’s just say it’s on the house. The way you guys are going, you’ll never decide. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4167 If it ain’t Ronald, Champ, and Beau. What’ll it be, fellas? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4168 So, were you able to decide who’s buying this round? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4169 Will you make up your damn minds?! I don't have all day! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4170 You three sort it out on your own, then tell me what you all want and who's paying. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4171 When I said we were looking for rappers… 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4172 Waddiyah mean you can’t decide who’s payin’ the tab? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4173 Listen, losers... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4174 Guys, I think we should use him to decide. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4175 Look, it's not always someone wins and someone loses. You can choose 10%, 15%, 20%, or just decline to tip me. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4176 One of you has gotta cover rock's outstanding tab first and I ain't lookin' at scissors. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4177 I want to reinterate once again, that you are ALL winners- whadda you drinking? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4178 Does it look like we're playing games here? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4179 Will you three please find another way to decide on a drink! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4180 Oh I know your type. We don't want any games in here. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4181 I don't care you are famous... I am not choosing from you 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4182 Shoot, we just closed. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4183 No Rochembeau for you…NEXT 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4184 Rock, papers or scissors!?" Said the bartender. "¿Papeles?" Said the group. "That's it! Back to the border!" Said the bartende 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4185 Best advice I can give is the only thing that matters is who comes out on top. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4186 I ain’t got time for y’all’s bs games! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4187 Ok, I don’t want any trouble here fellas. One too many on the rocks, two sheets into the wind… and that’s it, you’re cut off! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4188 I said "No cutting, covering, or breaking in here". Them's the rules, if you don't like it, you can get out. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4189 I don't give a rat's ass who gets covered, broken or cut. You guys settle it outside. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4190 OK. I will flip a coin to see who pays. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4191 Cash up front. From each of you! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4192 No more games. Paper, you go first. What'll it be? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4193 You winm No tab!!!! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4194 If you don’t stop arguing about who goes first, im not serving anyone 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4195 What do you mean you’ll have what it’s having? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4196 Chef’s choice! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4197 Ya gotta pay! I'm glue and I win! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4198 Best three out of five! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4199 I don't have time for your games. What would you like to order? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4200 How do you jokers wanna decide who orders first? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4201 Three Handjobs walk into a bar… 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4202 Look, I only serve the drinks here. I don't chose them for you! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4203 I'll flip ya for it. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4204 So what if you're world famous. I still have to see your i.d.s. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4205 Rock, what’ll you have?” “The Last Word. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4206 So how yas gonna decide who ordas foist? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4207 So I see the water balloon won" 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4208 No fight here! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4209 Paper can cover rock, but I’m not covering scissors. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4210 Going a round to decide who is paying for the round 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4211 Scissors you pay for your drink but Paper has me covered” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4212 Well, if it isn't the three musketeers themselves? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4213 I don't care - my bar tab beats all of you. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4214 I know your game, and I'm not giving you a handout! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4215 Can you serve mine in a plastic cup? Recycled paper gets too close to home. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4216 Instead of me playing your game to decide who pays your bar bill, how about we thumb wrestle instead? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4217 I don’t care who pays. You’ll have to find a way to figure it out between the three of you. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4218 Work it out amongst yourselves, but I need a credit card. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4219 Left to right? Let me guess, a mineral water, a Sir Walter Scotch, and whatever it takes to get me lubed. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4220 You guys stop playing with yourselves and decide what you want already! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4221 ''You're supposed to be six feet two" 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4222 I'm a bartender, not a matchmaker! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4223 One of you has to put up money before I serve you. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4224 I suppose you guys are going to tell me that joke about "Three people walk into bar..." 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4225 So who of you is the biggest loser? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4226 No challenges today! Understand? I got no patience. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4227 The winner gets a free drink on the house! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4228 Yeah?! Well none of it covers your tab. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4229 Best I can do is 2 outta 3. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4230 No, shenanigans 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4231 Alright you terrible triumvirate, one more gentleman’s quarrel and I’ll Rochamboot ya outta here. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4232 Sort it out among yourselves. No separate checks! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4233 You fellas think this is some kind of game? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4234 How're ya gonna decide who pays? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4235 So,who’s picking up the tab this time? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4236 Who's buying? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4237 I'm a "Eeny Meeny Miney Mo" guy, so SCRAM! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4238 I don't care who goes first. I just don't want any trouble here. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4239 Best you can hope for is to break even? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4240 Ok, who’s paying? John Schantz, Nazareth, PA 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4241 I need an answer, I've got other customers 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4242 Yes, it's game night, but no fighting this time! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4243 If you don’t decide what you’re having right this minute, you’re going to have to take it outside. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4244 Guys, the real question here is: one-on-one, everything allowed, who would win in a fight? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4245 Figure it out however you want, but one of you has to pay the tab. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4246 The only games in my place are on TV. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4247 OK, which one of you is the cut-up? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4248 You can't all be last. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4249 Since you guys can't mix any drinks, can you solve bar fights? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4250 Childish games not to be played here. You all need to show your proof of age. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4251 How did you do it before you walked in here? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4252 Unfortunately I have to let one of you go today, but I'll let you guys decide who. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4253 You guys have got to stop starting fights in here! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4254 Spare me the lecture on Principles of Probability and stop telling me to guess which one of you wants it on the rocks. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4255 Now, how the hell am I supposed to decide which one of you to serve first?! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4256 Wanna fight for the bill? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4257 For the hundredth time, 'on the rocks' doesn't mean you should start a fight 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4258 One of you actually has to pay. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4259 So make up your mind, already! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4260 I don't care who pays the tab. That's up to you guys. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4261 One potato, two potato? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4262 Nobody wins! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4263 I don't have all night - one of you is paying the bill...someone better start with eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4264 Don’t make me come over there! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4265 If I'm gonna serve you, you can't start an all out brawl everytime someone says the word "shot". 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4266 Outta here! This ain't no joke. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4267 Sorry guys, this isn’t game night. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4268 You guys choose. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4269 How about I give you a suggestion how you can agree on something? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4270 For the last time, we don’t serve craft beers to crafting supplies, sorry. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4271 Fellas, you gotta believe me. You know i'd never settle something with a coin! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4272 No, you'll damn well pay like everyone else!.... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4273 Yeah, the elf get impatient and left with an iguana minutes ago. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4274 O..k….wine covers beer, and scissors wants a double…right? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4275 No, I do not (not is underlined) take BitCoin. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4276 We can decide things for others but can never decide what to get for ourselves. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4277 Nah, we don't split tabs. I'm sure you can work it out amongst yourselves. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4278 No I Wont play to see who buys the first round! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4279 Let me guess guys..another round of shooters?! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4280 Yeah, well last time scissors cut paper and I had to clean it up. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4281 Who’s paying tonight boys? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4282 For the last time,just flip a coin to see who pays. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4283 ‘You guys are telling me you had a fight over which bar to go to tonight?” Roberta Gatti, Washington D.C. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4284 Can you hurry up and decide already? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4285 Well, one of you has to pay the tab - figure it out somehow. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4286 For the last time, go back and tell your boss this shakedown makes no sense at all. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4287 Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4288 Wait a minute! I thought rock was dead! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4289 Kitchen's closed. Bubblegum in a dish only. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4290 I'll have none of that in this bar! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4291 I don’t care how you decide, someone’s paying. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4292 No, this time you'll each have a separate bar tab. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4293 I don't care how you settle up the tab. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4294 Decisions, decisions... 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4295 How about this? Bartender beats all of you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4296 If I see you cover rock one more time in my establishment then it's out you pixies go through the door or out the window! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4297 You’re on paper thin ice here! I’ll cut you off if you get smashed. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4298 What do you guys want: rock, paper, scissors? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4299 We never waive the cover charge. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4300 No tip and i'll shoot 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4301 If one of you wins the caption contest again, I’m getting drunk. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4302 It will be $18.75. You in the middle will have to cover it 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4303 Well, one of you has to pay the tab! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4304 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4305 We don't serve your kind here 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4306 You guys will have to pay first, then I will serve you a screwdriver. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4307 Sorry, you've all been upped by shoulder-fired tactical nukes. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4308 Okay, guys. So who thinks paper covers greens or whether greens are crushed by rock or scissors cuts greens? Or, whether I call the cops? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4309 Someone is paying this tab. Figure it out. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4310 No, I will not play you for free drinks. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4311 It’s pronounced choose note shoot with a “c” 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4312 I've paid all the protection money I'm gonna pay, so you can take your silly little game somewhere else pal. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4313 Sorry I only serve odds or evens 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4314 Who’s gonna settle the tab? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4315 Look, if you guys can’t decide who’s paying for this round, then you can draw straws. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4316 Stop playing games and just pick a drink already! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4317 Allright you three fruit-cakes...outta here!! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4318 If I see any smothering, cutting, or smashing, you’re outta here. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4319 Now now, I’m not lookin’ for any trouble…” 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4320 I will throw you out for fighting. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4321 Can I interest you in a bottle of 20-year Rochambeau? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4322 Okay, okay. One at a time please… 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4323 You guys don’t have a fourth member? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4324 You’ve got a lot of nerve coming in here after I got stuck with this shift. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4325 You guys are all losers.” #mynewyorkercartoo 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4326 You have to calm down, you got the whole bar riled up. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4327 Who’s gettin’ served first? We doin’’rock, paper, scissors’ or ‘scissors, paper, rock’? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4328 You guys are going to have to pay up front 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4329 I don't do shoots; but chasers beat shots. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4330 No, I'm not going to guess what drink you'd like to share. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4331 Well, you guys figure a way to work it out. One of you has to pay for the tab. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4332 No rolling, no running and absolutely no flying across the bar. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4333 'Im guessing you want three Rusty Nails?' 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4334 I have enough grenadine left for two Hurricanes. You guys figure it out. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4335 Before I take your orders, you guys decide who's picking up the tab, 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4336 First, you have to decide who’s paying. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4337 One potato two potato three potato four finally got back into town 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4338 Sorry, you just missed Leonard Nimoy and his lizard. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4339 I don’t care how you decide, just decide already! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4340 If you sit at a round table and then each of you plays the one to the right, no one's going to be a complete loser. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4341 Well, looks like neither of you got lucky tonight, and you've only got each other to thank for that! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4342 I'm gonna need you guys to pay upfront 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4343 No more of your damn games - who is going to pay the bar tab? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4344 How bout a game of rock paper scissors. If we win the drinks are free & light on the rocks. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4345 You guys gonna keep arguing over who’s round it is or order some drinks? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4346 So, a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in here yesterday… 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4347 You guys have to sort out yourselves who goes first! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4348 Youse guys need to decide who the designated driver is going to be. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4349 Why don't you just roll the dice to see who pays ? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4350 I do my care HOW you decide, but someone’s gotta pay the tab. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4351 There must be someway you could decide what you want to drink. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4352 So you are all here to tell me that I didn't submit my Code.org Parameters and Returns App? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4353 No, I will not play to see who pays! You each have to pay. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4354 On three, you order. But I decide what gets served first. And Rock, wipe that smirk off your face. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4355 Rock, paper, scissors. Of all the gin joints in the world, you had to come into mine. If I heard about you guys once, I heard about you a million times. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4356 Yesterday, it was two straws. The day before that, a coin. Now you guys? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4357 Look you nincompoops, just order already! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4358 Yeah, yeah--well somebody's got to settle up this tab! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4359 One on the rocks. One alcohol Paper, and one Scissortail Bourbon. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4360 Even in a bar, Rock, Paper, and Scissors can't escape their eternal rivalry for a spirited round! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4361 Ok I've got 31 flavors You three figure out what you want 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4362 Alright, wise guys, l’ll just flip a coin to see who’s next. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4363 We are all out of Rocky Road! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4364 I'm not going to serve you unless you promise to stop squabbling every time over who's going to pay the tab. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4365 Don't give me yer lip - I can wrap, cut, or break any of you bum 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4366 No cutting in line. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4367 I don’t care if you’ve been around since the Han dynasty. I still need to see some IDs. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4368 In my bar I don't play games with customers. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4369 Look, I don’t care who beats who… one of you is gonna have to pick up the tab. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4370 If I've told you once I've told you a hundred times. Make up your mind before you get to the counter! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4371 Take it outside fellas before I call the cops. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4372 Alright boys, shoot straight with me. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4373 Don’t you guys have Venmo yet? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4374 On the count of three... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4375 Closingg time! Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4376 Look, I don’t care how you decide who pays so long as someone settles the tab 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4377 Boys, this is the last time I tell you: you’re going to have to settle this outside. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4378 I don't care HOW you decide who pays - one of you has to settle up. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4379 Stop asking me to settle your bets. I’m a bartender, not Wikipedia. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4380 What’ll it be? On the rocks, neat or straight up? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4381 Those stools are reserved for the eight ball, the ouija board and my lucky coin. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4382 Do you want something now? If not, go outside to wait for Lizard and Spock. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4383 I don't care how many times you win. No ID, no alcohol. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4384 Well you all can be winners here, boys. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4385 No drinks until you figure out whose paying the tab 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4386 Listen,in here I decide!!! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4387 Look... I don't care who pays... there's got to be a way to get this figured out." 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4388 I've had it with this back and forth. What'll it be? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4389 I don't play games. You guys decide who's paying. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4390 Throw yourself out of here, I am wrapping it up, so cut loose! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4391 Now we won't be having a repeat of last night’s fight over who pays the bil, right? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4392 No games, show me your ID! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4393 Shoot, who’s gonna pay the bill? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4394 Oh we are going back to the Chinese Han Dynasty are we? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4395 don't all speak at once 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4396 I can tell you right now, only one of you will be able to make an order. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4397 Look, I can serve on the rocks, but paper and scissors? No can do. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4398 Another fight like last week and I’m calling off game nights. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4399 Rock usually goes first. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4400 Oh just make us something, who are we to decide 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4401 Make a decision. Who’s going to pay? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4402 What are you doing here? The Conflict Resolution Convention was last week! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4403 It’s just called on the rocks, nothing personal. Do you want to open a tab or will that become a thing too? Sarah.Fearon@nyu.edu 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4404 Get outta here Rock. You two can remain stationery. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4405 I’m tired of covering for you when your wives call. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4406 And this little piggie cried all the way home! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4407 Can’t decide what you want, huh? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4408 what is so bad about paper covering rock?! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4409 Lizard and Spock put us out of business 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4410 Coming back here is just another stunning arbitrary decision by you three. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4411 I need you to sell some food too! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4412 However you want to decide as long as you pay your tab. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4413 Thin ice, gentlemen. I don't want to see you three ending any more fights in here tonight, capisce? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4414 No, we don't serve Rochambeau. In fact, I've never heard of Rochambeau. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4415 And bartender kicks all of your asses if you don't pay your tab. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4416 Okay, which of you elimenated Borowitz? He was my best customer. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4417 Stop playing games and place your order 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4418 OK you guys. No playing around in here! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4419 I'm in no mood for games, so you's ordering first! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4420 We don’t care who won! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4421 Okay, listen up you cut-ups, drinks on the rocks tonight only in paper cups. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4422 Take it outside, gentlemen. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4423 „The stationery department across the street” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4424 Don’t look so smug, paper. Everybody knows you have no business beating rock. That guy could tear right through you! Why he doesn’t, I’ll never know. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4425 I decide the order here, fellas. Rocks first. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4426 Make them good and strong, It might be the last one for one of us. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4427 At least I know you won't sleep on the job!" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4428 I don't care who pays, as long as somebody does. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4429 This isn't the place to get stoned, paper-hang, or cut up. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4430 NOT here! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4431 Lemme guess which one is the carnivore. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4432 Shall I take your orders on the count of three or three then go? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4433 Well one of youse gotta pay the tab. Figure it out! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4434 Who’s last? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4435 Show me the money. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4436 I don't care if you're in a stalemate- someone needs to pay the tab. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4437 I’m glad you guys know how to resolve arguments. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4438 Make up your minds, already! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4439 Why can't you make up your minds? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4440 I’ll count to three after you pay your tab. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4441 If it hadn’t rained, the magnet would have beat you all! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4442 Let's cut to the chase: on the rocks or straight up? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4443 What'll it be, fellows? The regular? Ro-Sham-Bo? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4444 The waitress said that Paper covers Rock... pay up. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4445 I don't care if paper covers rock, someone still has to pay for the drinks. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4446 Gluten free?... I should have guessed! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4447 You guys are on Friday, tonights Trivia Night! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4448 Stop messing around, guys! You are old enough to know how to make your major decisions in life, such as paying this bar tab: rock beats scissors and loses to paper. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4449 I don’t care how you choose, but one of you’s gotta pay! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4450 Who’s got this covered? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4451 The usual I presume. Best 2/3. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4452 Each of you just pay 1/3, okay? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4453 Yeh, yeh, I remember ‘em. The bunny, carrot and gun went that way. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4454 The rock makes the age limit.Ya other two hit the road. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4455 No, NOT 2 out of 3. What are ya having? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4456 For the last time: I don't know a way to decide who's turn it is to buy a round. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4457 So who’s going to settle this tab? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4458 I don't have all day...one of you needs to make a decision here! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4459 So you're telling me it's on rock, paper, SCISSORS, and not rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4460 Y'all can't just walk in here and say 'shoot' 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4461 If I hear about one more shooting, you boys are out of here! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4462 No more drinks. You still haven't paid for your last tab! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4463 Guys, guys, let's just don't start a showdown like last time 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4464 We only serve real hands here. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4465 Cut it out, you know paper doesn’t carry weight here. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4466 I’ll have something on the rocks, a draft and a straight-up shot! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4467 free round to whoever can explain to me why paper beats rock everytime. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4468 I told you guys last week: No fighting in my bar! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4469 Why do you need ME to settle a bet? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4470 No politics, no religion, fellas. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4471 Have you figured out a way to decide who's paying? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4472 I simply asked if you want your drinks “on the rocks” —why are you giving me the silent treatment? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4473 A free drink? What kind of game are you trying to play here? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4474 Shooters all around? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4475 I'm not in the mood for games, fellas. What'll it be? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4476 I'm tellin' ya—we can't lose! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4477 Look, I don’t care how you decide. Just pay the damn tab. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4478 I refuse to solve this for you. Get back to work. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4479 Did you ever hear of Nuclear Bombs” 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4480 Okay,have you decided who is ordering first? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4481 If you guys want a shot fine, but I have no idea what a Rochambeau with a twist is! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4482 I really hate to ask but who is picking up the bill? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4483 Out, losers! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4484 You know, I really don't care how you work out who's turn it is to pay the tab. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4485 Guys…work it out amongst yourselves… 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4486 Well, you’re going to have to settle this tab one way or another. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4487 No, I'm not going to choose who orders first! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4488 Sorry, I didn’t know suggesting that way to choose your next drink would be so offensive. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4489 And you’re telling me you can’t settle up? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4490 If you're asking me, I think Rock is a solid choice, Paper has it in the bag, but Scissors doesn't make the cut. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4491 Sorry guys, I am fully staffed... Maybe try at the cellphone addiction centre?" 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4492 Oh no Don't make me decide which of you is better 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4493 You guys are always fighting over the tab. Figure out a system. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4494 First I hear any one of you say "shoot," and you're all out'a here. Got it, pals? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4495 Ok,a round of drinks. Who's paying? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4496 Just yell shoot and I'll fix you a shot! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4497 I don’t care if you’re Rochambeau, I ain’t serving you! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4498 hey, rock, paper, scissors, SHOO! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4499 All right, who's going to pay? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4500 No - I will not surprise you. Make your own drink decisions. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4501 You can't be seated until the match arrives. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4502 You’re not getting anything unless you pay up front. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4503 Shit or get off the pot. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4504 I only have one left. You decide who is getting it 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4505 No "cutting down to size" conversations here! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4506 We do not serve boring people here! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4507 Can you read, the sign of the door says no fighting 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4508 Loser’s shout! 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4509 Ok, who is first in line? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4510 OK. I'll serve you, but no more brawls over who pays the tab! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4511 Taking a break from decision-making to tackle the real tough choices—what's for lunch! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4512 Yeah, well which of you bozos civers the tab? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4513 Of course our drinks have salt, fat, acid and heat. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4514 OF COURSE you want your drink on the rocks. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4515 For the last time, no. There is no horsengoggle lager. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4516 Should we do rocks, paper, scissors to see who orders first? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4517 I can't split the check, so you'll have to sort it out between yourselves 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4518 No need to order your drinks all at once! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4519 Well, well, well . . . we were all wondering when you would 1-2-3 show. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4520 Cut it, fold it, drop it 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4521 Look, I have only one of those left, but I'm sure you have a way you to settle who gets it 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4522 Last call. Another round on the rock before you settle? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4523 Tequila! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4524 When you're an alcoholic, no one wins. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4525 Three beers, please 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4526 The boss says you’re all banned for fighting. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4527 If anyone says “shoot” I’m calling the police 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4528 Cash, card, shoot! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4529 Dynamite? Haven't seen him. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4530 Who's picking up this tab? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4531 I don't care how you decide which of you pays - give me a card for the tab. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4532 If you guys want three rock, paper, scissors cocktails, you better not start paying your games again. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4533 OK guys. Cut the drama. Do you want them on the rocks or not? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4534 No, they are all on the Rock’s tab, but we’d like them neat. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4535 Rock, paper, scissors walk into a bar... I don't care who wins, which of you is paying? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4536 Whenever you three come in,fist fights break out 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4537 I don't care, you choose. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4538 Who's starting a tab? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4539 No fighting allowed, none of you can win. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4540 I know you're just trying to back him up, but when I asked if he wanted his drink "on the rocks" I didn't mean anything offensive by it. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4541 All right, wise guys....you're 'bread, paper, scissors,' right? Bread crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, and paper covers bread. What? What? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4542 Ok, so Paper pays for Rock, but who’s gonna cover Scissors? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4543 I don't remember this joke. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4544 No, I don't want to play for the tab. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4545 Enough, this isn't a game, your all cut off 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4546 You guys decide who pays the bill. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4547 I know what they say about bartenders, but I stink at conflict resolution. So, who doesn't get served? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4548 Who's payin' the tab? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4549 Ok, but one of you needs to pay the bill, now! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4550 I don't care who pays but somebody's got to pay! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4551 You-are-not-it eliminates you. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4552 I don't care what you say, I'm not going to the championship finals. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4553 Please don’t say shoot 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4554 Wait what the hell? Rock paper and scissors in real life? This is crazy! I’m gonna call my mom and tell her about this. She’s great. I love my mom. She’s pretty good at tennis. Alright, talk to you later. Bye bye. Wait, hold on, do any of you have a phone charger I could borrow? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4555 I’m not choosing for ya! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4556 Three Ro Sham Beaux’s? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4557 That's not how the line goes. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4558 Well, I know Paper is covering Rock but what about you, Snippy Boy? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4559 OK, so who's buying tonight? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4560 Who’s next? It should be easy for you three to decide. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4561 That’s just the media. The three of us are actually old pals. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4562 I can tell right now, I'm gonna throw you out of here! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4563 Listen closely for the umpeenth time - no more double or quits 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4564 Which of you is paying the cover charge? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4565 Look, all I care about is who is going to cover the tab. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4566 Hey guys figure out whose paying for this round 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4567 How do we decide which of you is paying? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4568 So who's gonna pay this time?? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4569 What’ll it be? Shooters? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4570 Hands down, nothing beats a good bartender. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4571 Alright,which one of you came first? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4572 Look. Can you help us settle a bet? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4573 If you ask me, you're all winners. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4574 Well, we let you call the shots. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4575 Three Roshambo's, please. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4576 Rock, paper, scissors — choose. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4577 Ok, so on the rocks for him, a paper plane for her and I’ll have a scissorac! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4578 So you beat this guy, and he beats you, and then he beats you?? Jesus thats hott 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4579 Hey you three, stop playing games. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4580 I’ll get you your drinks, but no fighting or you’re out of here. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4581 I don’t care how you decide, but I need a card from one of youse! 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4582 If you three can't agree on who's buyin' the first round, I've got other customers to take care of... 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4583 Listen guys, one of you has to pay. You figure out a way to decide. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4584 You guys are going to have to decide who's picking up the tab! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4585 I don't want my clientele getting smashed. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4586 DOES paper covering rock REALLY trump rock smashing scissors? Whose REALLY the most dangerous and deserves to go first? Talk amongst yourselves. Anything beyond taking for your order is above my pay-grade. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4587 No tab when you're all here together -- I'm not getting stiffed again. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4588 OK..... which one of you goes first?? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4589 Who’s covering the bill? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4590 Cash Only ! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4591 For the last time, it's coin-flipping Tuesday. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4592 Im only making a sanwich for the winner. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4593 You guys figure out who's paying before I pour you anything. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4594 I'm done with your games, one of you has to pay up! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4595 What ya shooting? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4596 Witch one of you would like a punch in the kisser? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4597 Listen fellas, I hate to cut in after your conversation has hit rock-bottom but let's wrap it up and pay your tab. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4598 Without Lizard/Spock you guys are just a bunch of has beens 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4599 I will not argue with you. The rules are the rules and you get no service until I see your ID's 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4600 Don’t worry, rock. You’re covered. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4601 Listen Rock, I just don't understand why you always let Paper get the better of you! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4602 Rock, Paper, and Scissors after a long day 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4603 Come on. Decide who's paying. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4604 Which of yus guys are paying this tab? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4605 Paper, why the long face? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4606 You're great with our sizers! If you can cook, I might have a job for you. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4607 You think this job is just a silly game kids play to choose kickball teams? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4608 So who's gong to pay? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4609 No I don;t believe you're a Rabbi and he's a Priest and he's a Minister. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4610 Paper, you got this tab covered if Rock chases Scissors out of here again ? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4611 You three again 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4612 I don't care who beats who! you still have to pay for your drinks. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4613 Chuck Norris would beat the three of you together. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4614 OK, I figured out who wants a drink on the rocks, a paper moon, and the cutty sark! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4615 I can say without a doubt that you are ALL losers... at least 50% of the time. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4616 I'm not playing this game, who's paying the tab? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4617 No, you can't only pay for the best two drinks out of the three. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4618 I'll order before him, he'll order before her, and she'll order before me. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4619 Let me guess. One on the rocks, something light, and a sharpe cocktail?" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4620 Did you say ‘shoot’ or ‘shots’? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4621 I'm sorry, but I don't speak French. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4622 This is Podunk Illinois NOT Las Vegas, just pay up!!!!! contest 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4623 Why do we always have to decide. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4624 How do you plan to decide which one of you is paying for the drinks? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4625 I can only do on the rocks 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4626 So, you guys decide who's paying yet? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4627 All right, who’s next? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4628 No drinks on the house--I don't care who wins! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4629 One at a time -- or take it out doors! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4630 Another guy pulled this BS on me and I am not falling for it again- just pay your bill. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4631 You're going to have to settle who's paying among yourselves. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4632 So whose tab should I put this on? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4633 Sorry guys, “Screwdriver” just has a better ring to it. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4634 We’ll have a beer. Scissors will cut it into three servings. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4635 You want me do what, now, with my hand!? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4636 I don't serve no drinking games! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4637 OK, now that that’s settled, will it be beer, wine, or liquor? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4638 You can drink on one condition, no games. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4639 No offense fellas, I'm not serving any more trios 'walking in to a bar' 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4640 I’m not running the tab until you three download Venmo 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4641 I know I have a bad haircut. What do you want to drink.” #mybadnewyorkercaptio 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4642 Well lookie who's here! Rock, Paper, Scissors. Shoooot. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4643 Okay. You’re all pretty and you’re all winners. What’re you havin’? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4644 Cut of scissors on the rocks please 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4645 Unfortunately lipstick,hairpin and g-string reserved these seats. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4646 Whichaya gonna gimme a card for the tab? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4647 I’m tired of cleaning up after your messes. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4648 Look guys, you all have to pay a separate cover charge. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4649 Cut the crap, break open your wallet and cover your tab. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4650 Come on, someone’s got to pay! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4651 Pay up front. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4652 So how are you gonna figure out who pays the tab? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4653 I'll set up your drinks as soon as you figure out who's paying. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4654 Well, one youse has got to make up their minds! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4655 So make up your minds, already. Who goes first? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4656 Sorry I don't play with professionals. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4657 My question is who is going to pay? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4658 The first rule of rock paper scissors is you do not talk about rock paper scissors. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4659 And on that day an alliance was formed. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4660 Tell me what you want to drink or take it outside. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4661 Obvious question. How do you three decide who pays? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4662 Alright, one more time. Who covers the tab? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4663 Definitely keeping an eye on you guys. Last time I saw scissors and paper running in the hall and paper you know that’s a big no-no! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4664 OK...You guys decide and let me know who's buying. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4665 Another round of Rochambeau, please. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4666 You fellas can't fool me again -- I'm splitting your bill three ways no matter what! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4667 All this for just a round of drinks? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4668 No, I did not say "1, 2, 3..." I said "what'll it be!" 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4669 No, I’m not interested in playing your game for a free drink. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4670 Oh, shoot! Not you three again. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4671 Never heard of it. What's in a Rochambeau? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4672 I would have never guessed that you three would all agree on tuna fish sandwiches, lite mayo! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4673 Let's see your money before the battle begins." Cal Bellamy, Munster, IN 4632 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4674 I’m not playing your silly game. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4675 The bar is cash only no matter who beats who. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4676 So, how are you fellas gonna decide who pays? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4677 Lemme guess, you're out to get lucky? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4678 Which one of you should I start with? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4679 Don’t make me shoot 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4680 I can’t wait all day for someone to order first! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4681 No, I don't want to Ro-Sham-Bo for the bill. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4682 I don't care how you work it out. Slap some cash down or get out of here. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4683 On the count of three, who wants to order first? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4684 Beer or whisky, what'll it be? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4685 We don't play those games here. Your ID with ages, or out! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4686 IT'S JUST A DRINK!! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4687 I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay the tab. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4688 Wait a minute, the first one is on the house. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4689 I'm not gonna choose. It's just whatever order you showed up, OK? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4690 Yeah, well, bartender cuts off Rock, Paper AND Scissors. Pay up! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4691 Make a decision and order, already! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4692 Look, guys, I don't want any trouble this time. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4693 Don't give me that! One of you has to pay! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4694 Ok…which one of you losers is payin’ this time ? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4695 So. What will it be? Something on the rocks? Or shall I cut it for you? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4696 How do you three decide who picks up the tabs? Credit card roulette? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4697 Man! I always hate it when the Roshambo tournament is back in town. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4698 Ok listen up. Scissors, your evening is over; you're smashed. Paper's also cut off for the night. Rock, buddy, I got you covered. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4699 So do we figure out who's paying the tab? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4700 But I don’t want to watch Jeopardy 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4701 Relax, I don’t have a gun. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4702 I told you guys, take it outside 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4703 So,I guess this one is also not on the rocks? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4704 First, you three decide who's pickin' up the tab! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4705 So long as none of you guys start shooting... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4706 You just missed Humpty Dumpty. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4707 Salad wrap, salad bowl. No salad gun. There has never been a salad gun! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4708 I tossed out your buddy Match because he tried to light up! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4709 I saw you cut the line. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4710 It's not funny. I have heard of those bar jokes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4711 Someone has to pay - toss a coin for what I care! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4712 Let me guess, the rock has emerged victorious, and you'll be treating them to two on-the-rocks whiskies each. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4713 Shoot, not you three again!! A fight breaks out every time you’re together. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
4714 Any fighting and you're all out of here. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4715 Would one of you just make a decision, please. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4716 I’m glad you all made it here in one piece…let’s try to keep it that way, yeah? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4717 If you can’t decide how bout you flip a coin 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4718 Who’s round is it this time 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4719 Not in my joint. Take is outside, boys. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4720 Separate tabs this time, no discussions, no arguments. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4721 Well, SOMEONE better pay your tab. But I’ll leave it up to you to figure out who it is. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4722 Let’s see who’s buying this round. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4723 Ro Sham NO! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4724 How’d you like it Paper, on the rocks? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4725 Who’s ordering? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4726 Enough already. No one gets served until you've settled up. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4727 Cash only guys 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4728 Three choices in a hand contest walk into a bar … 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4729 One beer left, you three hash it out 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4730 Last time I served you people, the coin nearly flipped himself to death. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4731 Ya’ll need to ro-sham-GO. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4732 For the last time! I'm stone, not rock! I'm Indian! The Rock has already left the bar. I'm not paying for his tab! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4733 I told you 3 before , Superman is a legitimate move 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4734 I’m tired of you guys never deciding who’s paying. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4735 No! I can’t wait until you decide on your choice your traditional way! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4736 Don't think you're gonna play any games in here! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4737 Can't decide? Try eenie, meenie, miney,moe! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4738 Show us what you got. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4739 A rock, paper and scissors walk into a bar… 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4740 Give us whatever you have on "The Rocks" - 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4741 Listen, no antics. I don’t care who orders first! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4742 I'll have to see ID with your real names on it. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4743 We serve shots and beers. If you can't decide, get out! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4744 Stop this kid stuff. Fire trumps you all, so pay up! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4745 I know, Paper... obviously you want it "on the rocks!" 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4746 No, we don't offer a quantity discount for three screwdrivers. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4747 ‘I don’t care how you figure it out, but one of you has to pay.’ 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4748 Who wants the two-for-one special? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4749 Figure it out,cause one of youse betta pick up the tab. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4750 No way, folks---a zero-sum game equals zero profit! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4751 Hey! Let’s just toss a coin! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4752 Oh decisions, decisions, decisions. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4753 Decide… NOW! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4754 Fine, I'll choose! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4755 Can’t decide who’s paying? Flip a coin. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4756 Those days are over fellas. I make sandwiches now. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4757 First, figure out who's buying. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4758 We just can't decide who goes first. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4759 Credit card, zelle, venmo, cash. No "best to outta three" here fellas. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4760 First come, first serve only, fellas! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4761 No service until you figure out who's paying. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4762 I’ve had it up to here with your childish games! Leave by the count of 3 or I’ll shoot! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4763 Rochanbeau walks into a bar… 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4764 First Tell ME how you chose who pays the tab! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4765 Cut the face time! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4766 Looks like there's a new game in town. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4767 I don’t care who beat who. One of you has to pay the bill. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4768 I assume you want shooters. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4769 Which one of you guys is first?" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4770 I have told you guys before 'no gambling'. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4771 This is a hell of a way for you guys to figure out who's going to pick up the tab. Just flip a coin. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4772 Again? Take the fight outside. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4773 Do you want a shot or in your case should I say shoot? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4774 So, who’s gonna cover who? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4775 Just one sandwich for the three of you? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4776 You wanna see our IDs on shoot or after shoot? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4777 Ah, oui, the Rochambeau '62, an excellent choice. And...who will be paying? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4778 I don’t want this discussion to end up in a brawl like last time, boys! You’ve got to figure out a more civil way to solve your disagreements! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4779 So... am I cutting the check? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4780 This is not a bar for drinking games. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4781 Whose turn to try the mystery meat? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4782 We’ll decide this by arm wrestling, unless you have a better idea? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4783 Gentlemen…I’m gonna ask you to take this outside” 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4784 Which one of yous ordered yours neat? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4785 Right, who’s paying? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4786 Goody Three-Things. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4787 I don't care if the rock won. You still have to pay for the beer. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4788 Regardless of your empty circular logic, Jan 6th marked a sad day for all Americans NOT wearing Viking horns. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4789 Alright guys, take it outside! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4790 The usual? Three “dilemas” ,on the house 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4791 I don't care how Title IX was revised! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4792 Okay, which one of you is paying? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4793 And I say avocado beats all of you. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4794 Where's Spock? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4795 Your Rapunzel remake is actually annoying. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4796 Sorry, fellas... No drinks until I know who's picking up the tab this time. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4797 Now who covers the bill? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4798 You on my left. You're old enough . . . 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4799 This time you’re running separate tabs. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4800 Well, one of you has got to decide! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4801 Okay wise guys, I'll give you three to tell me your order. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4802 You guys wanna do some shoots? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4803 Yes, we too would like to cut back in food prices but are between a rock and a hard place also with our suppliers 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4804 Sorry guys, this is the last round. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4805 Have you decided which of you is buying? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4806 I wonder WHAT makes you thinking that I am your shrink....! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4807 Aw jeez, didn’t you kids settle this last time? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4808 I don’t care who is paying just make up your mind. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4809 Okay, but if I win the next rounds on you. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4810 I don't care how you work it out, but somebody's got to pay. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4811 Relax, black hole just left without noticing you guys. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4812 Yeah, I know, somehow you are going to beat me out of paying. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4813 I know you cover rock, but here, you cover tab. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4814 Have you finally decided who pays last week's bill? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4815 What do you mean "we can't decide who's gonna up the tab"? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4816 You can stay but no cutting up! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4817 Look you’re all losers. Whadda havin? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4818 How am I supposed to know what you should choose? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4819 Just stop playing games and give me your order, ok fellas? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4820 No separate checks 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4821 I warned you to quit being handsy. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4822 Ok, which one of you will please make up its mind! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4823 I'm a bartender, not a referee! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4824 I don't have time to play games dammit! Now who's buying? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4825 Are we really doing this? Just one of you pick up the tab. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4826 Do you want that on the rocks? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4827 You guys give bar fights a bad name. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4828 Tonight you’ll be doing the battle before drinks are served. Last night, one of you cut the tab in half. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4829 Hey! One at a time! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4830 We’re looking for a fella named Shoot. Know him? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4831 From now on, you decide who pays first. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4832 You’re all the worst customers hands down. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4833 Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give atmosphere! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4834 Gentlemen, trust me: kale is not worth fighting over 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4835 So, who's buying the drinks? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4836 Ok guys,show me your hands 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4837 if only there was some way to decide which one of you is getting served first 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4838 I don’t care how you decide.The bar tab needs to get paid, right now.” 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4839 I told you guys, we're all out of the Rochambeau 98. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4840 Don’t make me bring out the pistol 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4841 Sorry, I can’t serve all three of you at once… you’ll have to duke it out among yourselves. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4842 Look, I don't care how the three of you decide but someone needs to pay this tab 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4843 I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but somebody has to pay the tab. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4844 Don't give me this "infinite loop" stuff--someone has to pay. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4845 Well one of ya’ is going to have to make a decision! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4846 So that will be two scotches on the rock, right? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4847 So...who wants to order first? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4848 How about just my finger? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4849 Do I look like spock? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4850 Surprise you? OK, if you help me decide. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4851 Please stop. Move on. I agree! You guys *should* have decided Bush v Gore. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4852 Alright fellas, figure it out, who’s paying the bill? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4853 Listen, I'm the only one who settles disagreements here! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4854 Ok bar rules are No wrapping No crushing No cutting 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4855 Look, I'm not playing here. Somebody order. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4856 You guys want some shots or what? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4857 I already told you, I'm not interested in sports betting. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4858 Okay, guys. What did you do with the lizard and Spock? You know I can't serve you guys without them - this IS the craft service for The Big Bang Theory. No lizard and Spock, no rock, paper, scissors. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4859 Where is lizard and Spock? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4860 I don’t care who wins. I get paid either way! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4861 One of you has to be the designated driver and I don't care how you decide! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4862 Ok,which one of you am I going to serve first? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4863 Yeah, right. My boyfriend's rabbi isn't a mohel, too. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4864 Once you guys decide whose going first, let me know 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4865 OK - who goes first? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4866 Sorry, but my position is clear!! I'm not playing any games with you!! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4867 Because when I decide, one of you always gets left out. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4868 OK guys let order up it ain’t a game! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4869 Scissors may cut paper, but I'm cutting ALL of you off if you don't behave. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4870 No, I haven't seen your friends Lizard or Spock. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4871 Hey paper,are you going to actually slam your shot this time or just 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4872 This is NOT funny. One of you needs to pay up! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4873 Right after one of you leaves, a fight will break out. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4874 Lookin' at you Paper- somebody's gotta cover the tab. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4875 They say polyamorous relationships rarely have a clear winner. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4876 No drinks on the rocks here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4877 Now, who’s buying THIS round? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4878 Hey,I know a game we can play! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4879 Whaddya' NOT having if you turn this into another contest? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4880 If you want a drink, you'll pay in advance – none of that endless business to see who pays the tab. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4881 I don’t care who beats who and who pays. Until payment for three drinks is on the bar, no one gets a drink! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4882 Look, I'm not gonna spell this out for you, but somebody's gotta pay the tab. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4883 We need bun for scissors, beaf patty for rock and cheese for paper. We want to learn teamwork 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4884 Got it covered. But if you get smashed, I’ll cut you off. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4885 This is not what I mean when I say we are going cashless. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4886 I told you,I don’t know who came in first. You guys will have to work it out yourselves. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4887 I don’t care who wins, cash only! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4888 I said, "Order on one, two, three, SHOOT!" 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4889 That'll be $65.78, all together or on the rock's? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4890 Which one of youse is the designated driver? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4891 I don’t care who won— last call was half an hour ago! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4892 Stop acting like children ! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4893 Look. Any two of you just need to decide.” 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4894 You’re not gonna smash paper. You mixed it up! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4895 Who wants to order first? 1-2-3… 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4896 Last round fellas, but remember, loser gets the tab. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4897 One of you has got to go 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4898 Sorry fella's...Order Up! Don't have time to play your silly game now! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4899 Sorry, this is a net positive establishment… 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4900 There is no way to separate you three so just get along! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4901 Are you kidding? A double or nothing coin flip? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4902 No, I don't have a match. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4903 No best two out of three. I won. Last call! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4904 I'm afraid I am going to have to break policy and give you guys separate checks. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4905 I’ll ask one more time. Which one of you is paying? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4906 Yeah right, Rocky. There’s no way he can take you. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4907 Let me make sure I have this right; rock is picking your tab, your picking up scissors’ tab, and scissors is picking up rock’s tab? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4908 At last who's paying the bill ! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4909 So you just wrap him huh? 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4910 Let's cut the games. Bring us a round of Johnny Walker Red Label on the rocks. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4911 Best 3 out of 5, shaken, stirred, or blended? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4912 Rock, Paper, Scissors, meet Salt, Shot, Lime 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4913 I don’t care who’s paying just give me a card. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4914 Like I said the last time guys, you can wrap yourselves around each other as much as you want in here but I’m going to have to stop serving you when rock beats scissors. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4915 Ok you guys no fighting! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4916 So, do you wanna draw straws to see who goes first? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4917 You know the drill, gents 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4918 You must be Shoot. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4919 Scissors don’t cut again the credit card 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4920 Tonight's special, Rochambeau! Anyone? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4921 Guys, we agreed to go on shoot this time 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4922 Well, atleast it’s not between a hard place. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4923 So that’ll be three shooters? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4924 I am not playing with you guys; now get out of here until you can find Spock. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4925 Just to let you know: Our license prohibits contests of any sort! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4926 Listen,you guys,I don’t care who pays the tab , just leave a decent tip this time ! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4927 No service until you tell me who's paying! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4928 Being 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' won't get your any special favors in here! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4929 What makes you think you can speak for everybody? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4930 I guess you think that’s cute, ordering a drink ‘on the rock.’ 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4931 Pov: you walked into your Highschool reunion. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4932 Whose pickin' up the tab tonight? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4933 I don't care what the song says. Nobody knows your name! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4934 You really expect me to choose? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4935 I can't serve you guys here - I've heard what happens! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4936 Shoot. You just missed last call. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4937 Cutting edge 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4938 You guys are worse than those Three-Card Monte brothers from last week! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4939 I'm sure you guys can work this out 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4940 In this part of town, we play once, twice, three, shoot. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4941 You need to get out and make room for the next seating. It's reserved for giants, wizards and dwarfs. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4942 Rock, stop cheating. Diamonds are not allowed to be substituted.. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4943 Your pal Plastic left and said Scissors will be splitting the bill with Paper. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4944 Just flip a coin already to decide which toppings. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4945 i remember you and you never paid. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4946 I don’t have time for this, you’re getting separate checks. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4947 Enough arguing - - which one of you is buying? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4948 Well, you better be on your best behavior or I'll declare a thumb war and toss out all three of ya'. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4949 One of you still owes me money. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4950 None of your shenanigans—just tell me which one of you joker’s is gonna pay the bill. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4951 I’m not playing your silly game; just order! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4952 I'll have one on the rock 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4953 I don't care if rocks break scissors; you are cut off! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4954 Purim's not 'til March, fellas. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4955 I'm thinking of a number... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4956 Best two out of three pays 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4957 Rock, it's your tab. In my place rock beats paper and scissors. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4958 You don’t have to go home, but you can’t play here. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4959 I hope you guys know that you’re going to get a breathalyzer test before your next match 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4960 You still owe me for all those shots from LAST time you were in here!!! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4961 Welcome to the Pour Decisions Bar - what will it be? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4962 Sorry fellas, nothing beats cold hard cash. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4963 No way I’m serving you three! One drink and you start beating each other up. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4964 Let me guess, a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi sent you here? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4965 All right, whose credit card do I run this time? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4966 I told you boys, it’s shot, not shoot. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4967 What do you mean someone might get cut up if I don't pay? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4968 Not you three again! I lost my sports coat last week betting on your advice. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4969 Sorry but you three are cut off 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4970 Decide who pays right now. Then I'll serve you. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4971 Just how do you expect to compete in our arm wrestling competition? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4972 Trust me, fellas....no one's going to win this fight. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4973 We don't make choices. What'll you have? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4974 You guys want shooters? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4975 Order up. I don't have times for your stupid games. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4976 You can decide amongst yourselves, but someone's got to pay the check 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4977 You're lucky we accept contactless payment. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4978 I need cash. You can't play for drinks. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4979 Don't look so smug. I'm in charge of the rocks here. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4980 So I have to guess correctly which one of you is going to pay for lunch? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4981 No, I will not go double or nothing on your tabs. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4982 For crying out loud! Just flip a count or something and order! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4983 Hi Friends, It Is Happy Hour Now. What Would You Like? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4984 Remember - there’s very good people on both sides. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4985 No roshambo! It's ship, captain and crew or nothin'. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4986 I know you want a dry Martini...I can't figure out the other two. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4987 What do you mean, you're more of a "thumb war guy"? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4988 I don't care if you're from the Paleolithic Period, you still need ID. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4989 Listen, I'm working. I don't have time to play so you must be on line. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4990 OK see if I've got this right. You want a malted milk, a lemon phosphate and a sasperella. Do you want to flip form them? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4991 All on one tab, or 1-2-3? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4992 Look, I run a restaurant. I'm no game show host. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4993 Okay, but tonight can we agree first on who’s gonna pay the tab! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4994 …So then the guy said shoot. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4995 Whaddya mean first i gotta count to three? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4996 Yeah everything was great until that two-faced asshole coin-toss came onto the scene 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4997 „I told you once, I‘m not gonna tell you twice: you can‘t fight in here!“ 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4998 Listen, you’re gonna have to settle it between yourselves. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4999 You’re gonna have to decide in advance who’s paying. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5000 Oh noooooow scissor beats rock. Put his on my tab 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5001 Dammit, make up your minds who gets served first! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5002 Just order your food ! I'm tired of playing games ! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5003 Look, you three, somebody’s gotta order… 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5004 Look, I don't care if you need to draw straws... Someone needs to pay the tab. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5005 I told you guys before, until you get an AI driven App you can't come in here any more... 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
5006 I don't care who beats who, I just need to know which one of you is paying the tab?! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5007 Say shoot. I dare you. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5008 Figure out amongst yourselves who is paying this tab. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5009 That’ll be one sub hold the mayo, right? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5010 One of you is going to pay! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5011 Frankly, I don't really care how you decide who's going to pay for the drinks, just make up your minds, already! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5012 Look, you guys figure it out...we don't do separate checks! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5013 Dwayne Johnson, Paper, and Scissors walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Guys this round is on me, the Rock just couldn’t cut it.” 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5014 "LET THE GAME BEGIN" ; 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5015 Best out of” whatever number you keep changing it to, isn’t working. Someone has to pay 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5016 Ok you guys. Your choices here are glass or tin; or go somewhere else! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5017 Not you again. I wanna know right now who's picking up the tab... 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5018 Paying your tab beats rock, paper and scissors. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5019 I'm sorry, but if you are looking to be a Bowl Game mascot, Pop Tarts and Mayo are already in the game. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5020 No games, who is paying? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5021 I can only serve one of you. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5022 I don’t care how you do it, just settle your tab! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5023 Yeah, we're not playing that game tonight, boys. Just pay your tab. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5024 Rock, I can’t keep covering you here. Not while I’m still sober and Scissors is smashed. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5025 Cut the crap. Your dad was not the guy who created ‘beer before liquor’. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5026 Heads or Tales? Drink’s on me Chancers! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5027 There's nothing to decide, now beat it! 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
5028 I don't care what you say, in this bar the game is called, "Rochambeau." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5029 Last warning, decisions will be made by coin flip only. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5030 You're going to have to figure out among yourselves who gets served first. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5031 Fork Handles 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5032 You want me to help you settle a bet? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5033 No, I don't want to try best two out of three 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5034 Need to see an ID. No, we cannot Rochambeau for it. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5035 Always the same with you guys; you get a few drinks in, and it's ''Oh yeah, well I can beat you!' and 'Well I can beat you!' and 'So what, I can beat you!' all night long! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5036 And I win by whacking you with a bat if you don't pay. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5037 Okay guys, how will you decide who's paying? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5038 For the last time, no more playing games in my bar! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5039 Look,all I’m saying is, no, because the last game played in here didn’t end well for a guy holding aces and eights, so no games allowed! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5040 Loser pays. Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5041 Okay, one Scotch on the rocks, one paper dry Martini and one Yankee Clipper 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5042 So where's Toilet Paper today? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5043 Okay, I think I know this one: Rock, Paper and Scissors walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Don't tell me, let me guess," Right? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5044 You, in the middle, you covering the tab? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5045 You may have a vodka on the rocks but I am not serving your friends. One of them is three sheets to the wind and the other is half cut! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5046 Cutting up your cards wasn’t the best idea,guys 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5047 I’m tired of you three cutting, smashing and covering for each other. Now what do you want tot drink? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5048 Cut to the chase. On the rock, or is paper covering? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5049 I don't care who pays, there's no fighting in here! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5050 You three will have to work out the order you are served in. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5051 We can't stop serving water just because it beats all of you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5052 Enough with the games, let me see some money! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5053 You get nothing until I know who’s paying. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5054 You’ll only have a drink if I lend you a hand? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5055 Match" couldn't make it,so you'll have to shoot it amongst yourselves who pay 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5056 No two out of three. You drink you pay! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5057 I think we’ll open a tab. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5058 If you start cutting and smashing each other up again like last time, I'm throwing you out with a lifetime ban. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5059 Okay we'll give it a try. You guys are on every Tuesday for a three month trial period. You get 3% of receipts plus tips. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5060 I've had enough of your fisticuffs. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5061 I knew this “trans” thing would get way out of hand. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5062 No, you have to pay for your drinks just like everybody else! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5063 Buddy, the next time you say, "on the rocks" and giggle, I'm going to wrap you in the Sunday newspaper. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5064 Fine,best two out of three and we'll call it even 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5065 Alright I’ll CUT the scissors a break but I won’t pour the liquor on the rocks. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5066 Okay guys,how are you going to decide who picks up the tab? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5067 It doesn't matter which of you I choose first the other two are going to call me racist. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5068 Scram. You have no power here. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5069 Don't overthink it—there's not that many options. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5070 So which one of you is going to cover the other two? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5071 We will have Avocado toast cut on paper with rock salt . Beat you . 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5072 Look, you've got to make a decision somehow. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5073 So are we doing shoots today? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5074 I ain’t playin’ your sick little game until you tell me what i stand to lose, friendos. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5075 What kind of came are you playing? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5076 Look, either you three figure out a way to split the bill or I don't want to see you in here anymore. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5077 If the winner buys a round, one of you has to leave. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5078 alright shoot 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5079 Three blood Marie’s on the rocks! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5080 Do I look like it's Happy Hour?" "I'll make it easy for you." "It ain't." "Now, whattya have? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5081 No we don’t serve Ro, or Sham, or Bo here. Now get outta here 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5082 There's something for each of you in today's menu - crabs in shell, canned tomatoes and some greasy fries to go!! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5083 I'm done playing games with you boys. Dynamite doesn't do private dances. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5084 We don’t serve ties here 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5085 Don’t ask, it’s a Tik Tok trend. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5086 Any more on the rocks and I’m cutting you all off 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5087 Listen, I know what time it is, my name ain't Joe an' I don't have time to listen to your "little story! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5088 Enough with the games—who’s buying this round?! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5089 If you can’t pick who’s ordering first, you’re going to have to leave. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5090 Three boilermakers and put the drinks in matches’ tab. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5091 Which one of you is paying the bill? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5092 I don't care how you score it, one of you is going to pay for the drinks this time! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5093 Where's Chainsaw? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5094 Can’t I just split your bill three ways? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5095 We have a no idioms allowed rule in this joint. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5096 If you guys start brawling again I’m gonna have to call the bouncer. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5097 You know it’s Arts Birthday on January 17th, therefore I can’t serve you today. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5098 Enie Meini Mieni Mo just left. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5099 So who's gonna go first? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5100 Okay, you guys figure out who’s going first. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5101 My friends with have a Cutty Sark on the rocks, I'll cover the bill. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5102 No, I don’t. We’re smoke-free. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5103 Look, you guys gotta figure out who’s gonna pay. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5104 Maybe I’m missing something, but I think there’s an easy way to figure out who’s picking up the tab. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5105 So is the cornned beef or the meat loaf? I don't have all day. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5106 You decide which one of you is paying! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5107 Alright now, which one of you gets to decide? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5108 Sorry but we have a strict non-negotiation policy when it comes to compensation 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5109 I assume only one of you will want a drink on the rocks? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5110 Alright fellas. One, two, three? Or one, two, three, shoot? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5111 One of you have to pay. You decide your own way. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5112 Come on!! One of you needs to order first. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5113 Either you decide or I'll decide for you. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5114 At least one of you has to leave and, no, I'm not going to choose which one! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5115 Why a rock? A paper holder makes more sense. So? Why a rock? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5116 Let's decide right now who is going to pick up the tab. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5117 Well whiskey beats them all! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5118 I'm just sayin' ain't no referee giving up that coin flip for anyone. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5119 Will your quit your stupid games and tell me who's paying tonight? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5120 I don’t allow gambling in here. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5121 Tell him I'll have the dough soon. No need for these antics! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5122 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot... I can't have you in here anymore, you're always smashing, tearing and slicing up the place!" 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5123 I don't want an argument about who's paying for drinks. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5124 Nope; I was here the last time you lot swaggered in. It’s virgin piña coladas or nothing. Take it or leave it. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5125 This is a neighborhood bar. Three-somes are not welcome. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5126 There has to be some way for you to decide who gets the last everything bagel" 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5127 Okay. I'm not playing your game. Who's buying? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5128 Hurt people hurt people. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5129 Two whiskeys on the Rock. He lost the game. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5130 Cut out the rhyme and show me your dime. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5131 A rock and paper scissor on a bar… wait that’s not right 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5132 Rough week settling scores on the playground gentlemen? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5133 I’m calling RoShamBullshit. Now make up your own minds or get out. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5134 I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to pay the bill. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
5135 Just sort this out yourself. We 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5136 You guys are always looking for a Handout. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5137 Come on guys: Make a decision! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5138 Nah fellas, the ladies don't go for silly games no more... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5139 This is a tough bar. I don't want to see you three peaceably resolving conflicts. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5140 So, in other words, none of you are going to pick up the tab!! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5141 If you want a drink you're going to have to pay, like everyone else. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5142 Okay you three, no games this time. And I mean it. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5143 Well, you've got to figure-out who is going to pay. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5144 Enough with the games, just pay the damn tab. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5145 I ain't playin' double or nothin'. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5146 Where are lizard and Spock tonight? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5147 O.K. Which of you was first? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5148 And one more thing. No more fights outta you guys. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5149 Where is Biden ? Sleeping again ? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5150 We don't sell thread or writing material, or window panes." 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
5151 You guys can stay, but if after a few drinks Rock tries to beat Scissors again you are all out of here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5152 How am I ever going to decide who to serve first? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5153 All right, but no more talk about shooting, ya got it? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5154 It's your choice. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5155 If you don't want to to place an order, take it outside guys! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5156 I don’t care who pays, just decide. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5157 Can't you guys find a way to resolve this dispute? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5158 If it were up to me, I'd rather flip a coin! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5159 If you were unsatisfied last round, pick something else. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5160 Please! Separate orders! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5161 O.K., I get it! I've played games before but this one's Really Serious! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5162 I need to run a credit card upfront before you order! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5163 ''Okay, let's settle this like adults.'' 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5164 Are you guys serious?? C'mon. Pay up! This isn't a game! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5165 Look, Rock. I don't care if Paper is covering you, as long as I get paid, so don't get snippy with me! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5166 How should I know which of you came in first! Why don’t you work it out, best two out of three and get back to me. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5167 No, I will not bang my fist to see who orders first! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5168 I'm not playing to see who's paying. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5169 You get that rock under control or I’ll grab some newspaper from the back and do it myself! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5170 No games—cash only. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5171 Rock,Paper,Scissor: shoo. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5172 Shooters? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5173 No games fellas. Who's paying? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5174 I don't care how you do it, but figure out who's paying the tab. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5175 Listen, I already had to break up a thumb wrestle. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5176 Don’t start none, won’t be none. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5177 Well? Who ya pickin? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5178 I don't care who is covering who, I just need someone to pay the tab. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5179 I’m pretty sure ice beats all of you 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5180 Paper, are you covering Rock? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5181 Why does taking a stance against tipping culture have to be the one thing you three agree on? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5182 The drinks are on the rocks, not on the rock's tab. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5183 For the last time, I'm not joining yur fight club. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5184 Like the sign says: NO WEAPONS ALLOWED! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5185 No way—when paper’s your tab it beats rock AND scissors! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5186 First round is on the house if you settle the debate for me—`shoot’ or `says shoot?’ 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5187 Come on, work it out for me - Biden or Trump? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5188 Last time I served you whiskey, rocks, you cut the other guys, and it all got covered in the paper. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5189 You must have SOME way of deciding who's going to pay the tab. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5190 No I don't serve carbon on the rocks, and do I don't make a paper white absinth, and no I do not need a haircut. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5191 Drinks are on him. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5192 Okay, but first I need to know who's picking up the tab. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5193 What part of “cover charge” don’t you understand? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5194 Everybody loses with you guys 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5195 Nope, pay the bar tab like everyone else! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5196 Alright you guys, no more games. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5197 Let me guess..scotch on the rocks, white wine and a sizarak 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5198 I agree,a four party system would solve a lot of problems but… 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5199 If you’re playing that kind of game in here I need to check your ages. Let’s see some ID. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5200 Listen boys, I cannot be here all night like last time, watching you three argue over who picks up the tab! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5201 I don't care who covers what, I'm not splitting the check. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5202 If you start any of those games again you’re out of here. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5203 Hey, we don’t want any trouble in here. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5204 Listen, I don't want any games in here. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5205 My Glock beats all ya'll so pick a protein already. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5206 You three going to behave yourselves this time? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5207 I don't know how you guys are gonna figure this out, but somebody's got to pay the bill! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5208 On the rocks? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5209 No, not gonna happen, its gotta be a lot more clearer who's gonna pay. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5210 I don't care what your game is, I need identification. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5211 Karaoke is down the street. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5212 You gotta pay to play. House rules. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5213 Don’t make me go in the back and get my straws. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5214 Who's got the next round? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5215 Figure it out, guys. Who wants to order first? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5216 Which one of you can beat a full house? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5217 I don't know what kind of game you three are playing, but we have a strict no-cutting-in-line policy. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5218 Welcome back. I’m giving you one more chance. No more fighting, or I’m kicking you out again, and you will not be welcome back here again. Now… what’re you having? You have to make a decision.” 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5219 just tell us how much to tip. we’ve made enough decisions for you today. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5220 Keep your hands to yourself! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5221 Yeah yeah a rock, paper, and scissors walked into a bar. Great. Now show some ID or get out. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5222 We all agree no pineapple. That’s disgusting. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5223 Let's do something new today....just pay for your meals 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5224 Three Rochambeaus on the rock, coming up. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5225 Let me guess- three rochambeaus with vodka on the rock,right? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5226 I'll cover this," said Paper 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5227 Sorry rock, I can only hire two. Now, if you were string… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5228 You guys need to figure out who's paying the bill. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5229 You win. What’ll be? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5230 Dwayne Johnson’s on his way, then we’ll see who beats whom… 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5231 To drink here you must be over 21, but to play that game for the bill you have to be under 21. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5232 Listen, you two need to start paying your own tab and stop telling me to put your drinks on the rock’s. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5233 Look, I don’t care how you decide who’s paying— just decide! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5234 I do not care why paper beats rock. Someone has to pay! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5235 Dude, the DIYers, are in the craft aisle. Crafting has no rules. They’re hot! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5236 I don't care how you decide, who's going to pay for your drinks. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5237 I ain't play'in no games for drinks! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5238 Is this a game of rock, paper, scissors? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5239 Just choose a drink already, OK? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5240 OK, enough clowning around! Which one of you is first? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5241 I just want to know who is going to pay the tab. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5242 You know who always wins? The tab. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5243 I do not know what you’re talking about. This ain’t no game show 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5244 I don’t care how you decide, but one of ya’s gotta pay. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5245 Which one of you is in charge? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5246 I assume you want your drink on the rocks. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5247 Whoever wins gets free Nachos 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5248 I ain't servin' you guys until someone agrees to pay ! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5249 Yeah, I'm Shoot. Who are you? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5250 where's mo? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5251 So you wanna break the cycle, huh? Fine. Paper, you get the daily grind, Rock, you're tonight's special, and Scissors? You're just the garnish for the inevitable. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5252 Rabbi. Priest. Minister. Don't try to pull that old one on me! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5253 Some shoot vegetables please! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5254 At least paper has proof of age. I can't serve you other two guys without one. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5255 Yes, lions and tigers and bears ruined it for you. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5256 That's a wrap...you're smashed, and I'm cutting you all off! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5257 Luck of the draw, eh? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5258 now there's still the issue of the chicken tenders... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5259 Why can’t you just flip a coin to see who pays? 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
5260 You three have a score to settle 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5261 I don’t want any trouble here, fellas. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5262 It’s been a long week scissor, please don’t cut me off this time” @gianforcar 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5263 Ok, which one of you is going to pay? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5264 Ya’ll feel a little too childish to be of age 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5265 let me guess, on the rocks, plain and cut the sugar out 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5266 The outcome of your decisions as objects have ruined people's lives. So don't look so cocky! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5267 We've found we don't really need to be sober to be good at our jobs. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5268 Make up your damn minds! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5269 So one of you's not eating, but you don't yet know who? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5270 Who will pay! or we should play rock, paper, scissors? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5271 OK... So which one will it be? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5272 Settle this, or I call Lizard and Spock. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5273 Sorry, guys, there's only 1 more rocky road left. Who gets it? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5274 What do you mean Hung? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5275 Congressmen pay in advance 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5276 No, I already told you. We don’t offer roshambo here! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5277 Which one of you took the upper-decker in the men's room? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5278 Which one of you is paying the tab this time? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5279 Honestly, just CHOOSE! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5280 I don’t care how you figure it out. I’m not breaking any ties. Somebody pay the damn bill! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5281 O.K., Which one of you wise guys is going to order? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5282 I forget: which one pays? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5283 Get out your stoned! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5284 Okay, decide who's paying. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5285 The city's NEW crime family is unbeatable. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5286 I don’t have all day so find a way to decide what you want to drink. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5287 First decide who's picking up the check 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5288 Will you guys just make a decision! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5289 Ok Rock, Paper' Scissors...who's paying? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5290 Look, one of you has to pay. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5291 Who wants to be served first? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5292 I don't care if there's no dominant strategy, someone owes me for the drinks! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5293 You guys still have a tab from last time. Who's paying for this? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5294 No, this is not a 'play-to-pay' bar. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5295 Now listen up! You keep crushing, covering, and cutting and somebody's gonna get hurt! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5296 None of you are universal hot shots so just chill out, or I’ll cut you, smash you, and wrap you. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5297 Now, for the third time I’m gonna ask you again…what’s it gonna be 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5298 Now see here, Rock. I don’t care if Scissors doesn’t beat you. That’s not what I mean when I say you are cut off! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5299 Listen guys, I don't care whether you have beer or wine or martinis or whatever; - just find a way to make a decision. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5300 Take your goofball routine otta here! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5301 Well, I guess I’m on fire. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5302 On the rocks huh? Yeah, scissors cut paper. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5303 If you say “1,2,3 shoot” one more time someone’s getting pepper sprayed. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5304 Guess you'll be having whiskey on the rock, again?" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5305 Alright, first off, who's going to pay for these drinks? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5306 So your all gonna have it on the rocks again? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5307 Okay, who gets the check? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5308 ONE of you HAS to pay the bill ! Can you figure out a way to settle it ? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5309 Enough playing games - just tell me what you want! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5310 Whoever, rock, paper, sizzors doesn't matter, just get the job done! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5311 No money? Well, how do propose to settle the bill? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5312 I don’t care how you decide but someone’s picking up the tab. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5313 Alright, SOMEONE has to pay the bill! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5314 You guys need a fist to decide? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5315 This is a Hobson 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5316 So, have you guys decided? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5317 I’m low on whiskey. You need to find some way to pick who gets served. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5318 If you can’t get along, get the hell out! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5319 Ok,whose foist,rock,paper,scissors, …huh! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5320 All right guys, who do I serve first? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5321 And how did that make you feel? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5322 You decide what to order, I'm not choosing sides. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5323 Sorry, guys. Mondays we do Extreme Hopscotch. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5324 If you guys run into Eeny, Meeny and Miney, tell 'em Moe wants to see them. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5325 I don't care who wins the game. You want three drinks, you're paying for three drinks. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5326 So, you think you're all winners? Well, I think you're all losers! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5327 I know, I know! Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper, and paper covers rock. I'm telling you that my drinks will smash all three of you! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5328 When you three FINALLY sort out your order, let me know. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5329 I don't care HOW you figure out who pays. Just get on with it. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5330 In my book you’re all losers. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5331 New shit has come to light. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5332 If you can't decide what to drink, get otta here. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5333 You can call me shoot. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5334 Hey, what's going on? Last week, Three-card Monte was here. Now, it's you three. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5335 Shoot, one of you better pay, and I don’t care who. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5336 Frankly, I don't care who won. I just wanna know who's picking up the tab. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
5337 No, let’s not settle this the old fashioned way. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5338 You're all getting a Scotch and soda, dammit! 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
5339 Shall we draw straws for the tab? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5340 I told you last week, I’m not shooting anyone. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5341 Want to see MY hand gesture? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5342 Every day with you three! This time your tab beats all y’all. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5343 You three can never agree on anything so you might as well leave! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5344 It’s the best of three when you’re here. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5345 I don't care how you work it out amongst yourselves, but someone's settling the bar tab 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5346 paper plane on the rocks ? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5347 ‘You have got to be the worst executive desk set I’ve ever seen’. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5348 I don’t care who one, I’m not serving you. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5349 So who’s settling the tab then? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5350 Don’t play any games with us! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5351 Something about the drink being on the rock(s) 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5352 Rochambeau night was last Tuesday! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5353 I already said winner gets the free burger. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5354 I'll let you work out amongst yourselves who's paying for everything. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5355 I don’t give a damn who beat who. You guys still owe me $43.36 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5356 Time to settle up the tab, boys. Now if only there was a fair way to decide who pays… 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5357 I see you all beat your January 6th insurrection charges. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5358 No more games to decide who pays the next round! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5359 Don't give me that look, guys! No means no, and I won't accept that 23rd shot tip. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5360 What do you actually mean for “whiskey on the scissors”? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5361 How many times do I have to tell you guys to stop horsing around? Once? Twice? Three? Shoot! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5362 Stop playing games to see who goes 1st, someone order! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5363 Come on, choose one already! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5364 Just do it! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5365 I don't want to play games here. Who is up first? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5366 There's no way I'm letting you guys start a fight club in my basement. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5367 Shaken or stirred? And don’t ask Eeny, Meeny, Miny, or Mo. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5368 Not until your pal Rochambeau settles his tab. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5369 So, who's going to order this time? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5370 I ordered Hulk, Captain America and Iron Man and they send me you?! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5371 So you all want whiskey on the rocks. Is that right? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5372 Shall we play to see who’s paying? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5373 We don't want any trouble including any zero-sum games. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5374 Cut the crap! You expect me to believe that you’re waiting for Bob Dylan? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5375 Can you three decide on drinks without fighting? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5376 Was it hard to find a parking space? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5377 That’s enough! You’re getting separate checks. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5378 Each time all of you come in here, one ends up getting beat. I'm not having Paper get moist again. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5379 Okay, well let me know when you guys decide who’s paying. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5380 We don't play games here! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5381 Bourbon rocks? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5382 My grandma could beat the three of you. Try the fern bar next-door. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5383 Because Dynomite ALWAYS wins! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5384 Youse can just settle your beef outside! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5385 Youse guys, again! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5386 We don’t give separate checks. You guys will have to decide amongst yourselves. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5387 I said no gambling- you gotta pay for your drinks no matter what happens! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5388 Listen,I'm not going through this decision-making process every time. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5389 Rock, paper, scissors walked into a bar. Only the barkeep came out alive. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5390 Yeah,no. I can't trust any of you. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5391 uh-uh, you guys aren't getting away with that Andrews sister bit again; this week, cash only. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5392 You'll just have to figure out among yourselves who pays the bill. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5393 Who gets the meatloaf? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5394 I told you, no fighting in my bar 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5395 Just another manic Monday, I wish is was Sunday 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5396 We agreed that the loser pays the bill 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5397 Okay, where's the punchline? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5398 Let me guess you want it split 3 ways? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5399 I don’t care who pays but I’m not starting the order until one of you makes a decision. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5400 Rock, paper, scissors?! Shoot! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5401 No, I will not play 'Rock Paper Scissors' for free drinks! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5402 Did you decide who’s getting the bill? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5403 Paper, I already told you that if you order another on the rocks, you're cut off. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5404 Do you want something to eat or just play, rock,paper or scissors,? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5405 I'm not playing your stupid game, you're all getting beer 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5406 You know, there's a cover charge. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5407 Look, I don't care who is paying, just make up your minds! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5408 There will be none of that in here. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5409 Not in the mood. Just tell me who gets to go first! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5410 One of you needs to pay up, I don't care how you decide. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5411 I know you guys are over 21, but boss says I still need to see IDs. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5412 You can play all the silly games you want, guys but I win 'cause I've got the booze. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5413 Will you just decide already! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5414 What do you mean it’s my call to see who pays. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5415 The beginning: three friends have to work out who gets the last Miller High Life in the bar. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5416 Cash only! Someone told my boss about yesterday and he wasn't happy with me! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5417 Mercator projection misses the point 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5418 Three way tie, you say, one of you still needs to flip the bill! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5419 Peter, Paul and Mary? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5420 No more games. Just tell me what you want to eat. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5421 I’ll just serve y’all from left to right, off the rocks, cut alcohol in half, and not worry about who’s gonna cover the bill until after! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5422 …and the paperclip had the number 352, which beats all of those. Sorry. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5423 For the last time: cash or credit? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5424 I do not look like a lizard, and there's no one here to play Spock! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5425 We take cash…not rocks, papers, or scissors 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5426 Sorry, no plastic straws available today 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5427 Our costumes are too sober? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5428 Let’s cut to the chase, may I see your papers before I serve you the usual on the rocks 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5429 For the last time, Dynamite is not here. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5430 Let me guess. You want Rosewater, Champagne, and a Boilermaker. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5431 Two against one, a round of Paper Planes thanks … and make it on the rock 🪨 🍸🍸🍸 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5432 Let's settle this once and for all! Whoever drinks the most shots wins! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5433 Sorry, No split checks” 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5434 Who’s next? On three.. 1.. 2.. 3..! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5435 How about we settle this with cash up front ! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5436 Enough of the stories! Will ya shaddup and order a drink. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5437 Are you lost or did you just land 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5438 You guys flipping odd-man-pays for the tab? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5439 Listen, guys, I know you're all tough but could you just flip a coin instead? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5440 Look, I don’t want any trouble. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5441 Need a break guys. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5442 I’m serious, don’t shoot! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5443 Combined I don't think your age's add up to 21." 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5444 No, we're not playing for drinks anymore, one of you guys always wins. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5445 Would you guys finally decide who's picking up the tab 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5446 It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5447 If one of you shoots, I’m calling the cops 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5448 Listen fellas, I don't want any trouble here. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5449 Please stop with the shenanigans or we starve. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5450 These motherfuckers. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5451 Okay then, if you only have enough money for one drink, I think you're going to have to play for it. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5452 I’ll need to see some ID. Something tells me you’re not old enough to be in here. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5453 That’s funny, the straw, the spoon and the knife were in here yesterday. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5454 No, I don't know how to make a Sazerac... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5455 Who pays? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5456 No gambling 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5457 No, I'm not giving either of you a helping hand. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5458 I don't have time for games - which one of you guys is paying? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5459 Play to see who's picking up the tab? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5460 Best two out of three buys the first round 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5461 I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying this bar tab! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5462 So, one stiff and 2 on the rocks? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5463 Oh no, I know how much you boys love to get drunk and then start challenging stereotypes. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5464 C’mon fellas…. Easy decision. Beef stew or beef stew. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5465 How 'bout you settle this tab like adults? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5466 Well somebody needs to cover scissors. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5467 I don't care how you decide who's paying. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5468 You mob again! No tab allowed. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5469 A thousand times no! The winner does not get a free drink. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5470 I'm not interested in who covers what, I just want to know who is paying!" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5471 OK - Which one of youse is buyin? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5472 I don't care. We're closed. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5473 Which one of you is last? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5474 OK, you need to make a selection…I don’t have all day! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5475 Shaken or stirred. It’s not that complicated. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5476 If you don't want to settle your argument peacefully, I'd suggest you step outside! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5477 I don't care how you decide, someone has to pay 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5478 3-2-1 shoo 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5479 Settle y'alls quarrel with the priest, rabbi, or giraffe I told you about - or its game over. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5480 Well, this is neat. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5481 Look, I'm not taking your order until you decide who's going to pay. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5482 No, I’m not flipping a coin to see who gets served first. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5483 Hey, didn't I see you all at the courthouse today? Oh no. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5484 No, I will not split the tab three ways; YOU three figure it out! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5485 You just missed Match…she went off with Eenie and Meenie to meet Miney and Mo 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5486 Let me guess, you all voted for yourselves? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5487 I don’t care who was here first, you’re all going to get waited on eventually. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5488 Winners drinks are on the house 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5489 No f*cking fighting! You got that? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5490 What are we shooting? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5491 It’s not a competition. Just make up your minds. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5492 Out! You cause nothing but havoc here! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5493 OK: which of you gets the bill? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5494 What're you gonna do about it? Beat me? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5495 Don't give me your "Nash equilibrium" bullshit. Remember "best two out of three?" That was 2,000 years ago! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5496 Have you met your match?" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5497 I guess paper needs to order before me, the scissors said. ‘We need to keep it in order’.’ Paper sits awaiting rocks response. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5498 You want that neat or on the rocks? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5499 I don't care but who is paying your tab? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5500 Don’t shoot! I’ll make each of you whatever you like! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5501 Play for a drink? Sure, pick a number between zero and get the f.... out of here. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5502 Spock & Poison have been waiting for quite some time over in the corner... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5503 I don’t care who you are - you still have to show your I.D. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5504 If anyone has a problem, take it outside. Everyone is equal in here. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5505 The winner takes the cake. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5506 I SAID, no split bills 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5507 They looked better in the cave. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5508 I’m only gonna give you one warning, and then you’re outta here! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5509 Cheer up, your all winners! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5510 I can only pick one of you 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5511 Scissors to Paper and Rock: Listen guys, this is a thumb wars bar. Act cool 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5512 I already told you, we do not make a drink called “The Punchline”. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5513 Now, I don’t want any fights in here boys. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5514 For the last time, I want to know who pays the bill. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5515 None of this Rock, Paper, Scissors crap to decide who pays! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5516 That’s it! You’re all cut off. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5517 You guys figure out yet how you're gonna split the bill? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5518 Will eenie, meenie, miney, or moe be joining you? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5519 How are you going to decide who pays? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5520 My sweatpants aren’t on backwards—it’s just an aesthetic choice!” the bartender insisted, but the cage fighters clearly didn’t buy it 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5521 Well well well, Rock, I see you got the surgery to have a human ass installed on your head to distract from that little pig nose. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5522 Tell me again. How do you three decide who buys the first round? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5523 I only serve the coin toss! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5524 What do you mean my tip is in arbitration? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5525 One sign of trouble, and I'm calling the cops. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5526 Is this some kinda joke? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5527 No darts, no games at this bar 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5528 Not this time-you guys decide right now who pays! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5529 You will each pay for your drink; none of this let the loser of some dopey game pay for all B.S. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5530 Rock, paper, scissors? Nah, it's the bartender calling the shots here! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5531 This time you're gonna figure out which one of you is gonna pay before I serve your drinks! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5532 I run a legit business now! Keep your stupid games in the alley! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5533 Look, you three don't have to make a decision on whether a hotdog is a sandwich. Just order it and eat it. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5534 You guys have been playing this long enough to know what's coming next, pick a card? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5535 Please make all our drinks on him tonight. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5536 You don't need to explain the rules, just tell me who will pick up the tab. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5537 You're gonna have to choose. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5538 Look, I need all of you. So please quit arguing! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5539 Paper, scissors, rock, I win, you all have to pay. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5540 There's gotta be some way to figure out who's gonna pay! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5541 I only got one beer left. You guys are gonna have to duke it out. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5542 If you can’t make a decision, I’m going to ask you to leave the bar. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5543 Figure it out amongst yourselves! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5544 Cut throat. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5545 A blonde, a brunette and a red head walk up to the bar. Who does the bartender serve first? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5546 Okay, this time not all at once. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5547 Now it's 3 out of 5? OK fine, but then one of yous is paying this tab. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5548 Please play your game already so I can get paid! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5549 Rock dude, come on, really? You're going to let a piece of paper win? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5550 I don't care who won the finger throw! You're not getting served until that Pencil gal pays her bar tab! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5551 Didn't I throw each of you out before? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5552 I don’t care who covers who. Somebody’s gotta pay the bill. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5553 Look, you and your friends may be able to say ‘Jan ken rokku’— but that language isn’t spoken here! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5554 Screw you. Odds or evens? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5555 Don't look so smug, rock. It took you forever to figure out that you could smash scissors as well as sitting on paper. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5556 no gambling at the bar 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5557 Is this another play to pay night? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5558 One more time!....who's paying? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5559 Rock, Paper, Scissors, Grouch. Guess I win. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5560 YO DUDES WERE ALL DIGITAL NOW 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5561 I don't care who beats who, one of you is picking up the tab. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5562 Enough of this, what say you I make it beers all around? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5563 Hey! Don't make ME decide. You figure out what you want. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5564 OK now. Who's gonna decide? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5565 The rules are simple, gentlemen. No beating. No cutting. No smothering. NO FIGHTING. Now scram. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5566 Who is paying!? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5567 As a matter of fact, Spock was in here with a lizard. Why do you ask? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5568 Well, I think it's only fair for you Roshambos to flip a coin to see who's next. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5569 C'mon one of you jerks have to make a decision! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5570 Play nice or you're out of here! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5571 Clam up you guys, it's not always a competition. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5572 No shoes, no transitivity, no service! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5573 I don’t care which one of you pays, why don’t you flip for it? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5574 I don't care that you won, you either pay the $9.57 or leave. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5575 Counter guy: “Rock. Go find Roll.” “Paper. You’re special and need to go see the shredder.” “Scissors. I have a loose thread I need you to meet.” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5576 Well, come on. I can’t decide for you. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5577 Alright, Rock, I'm guessing you don't want a wrap? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5578 How about I split your check three ways? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5579 I own the place, but I’m not a gambling man 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5580 Run a tab and go eeny, meeny, miney, mo 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5581 Alright so who’s getting the first round? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5582 I'm servin' Rock first, cuz I just feel like it 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5583 Spock isn’t here! 🖖 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5584 Everything on the rock. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5585 Can we get along just this one night without killing each other? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5586 Sorry fellas, only bar games allowed…” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5587 Listen, no fighting this time. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5588 C'mon guys, it's late and I want to go home 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5589 Based on your customs, who's the designated driver I should watch out for? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5590 Well, well, well, if it isn’t the handjob boys 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5591 Who is the winner ? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5592 Next time, you guys have to decide what you’re drinking before you get here. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5593 I really don’t care how you decide who goes first but let’s keep it moving fellas 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5594 How about we just split it this time? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5595 But when did it become three” #lgbtq+ #flathead #phillip 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5596 Our wives are sluts. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5597 If you guys wanna drink free, you know the deal. Make the patrons bet free drinks on each other, using the usual hustle, and never, ever let anyone settle for a draw. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5598 I told you I’m not splitting the bill- you guys figure it out. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5599 Sorry guys, no more drinks on the house, we’ve upgraded to an AI selector. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5600 Ay we don't need your games ova here 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5601 I don't care who, but one of you has to fork over the tab. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5602 Take your fight someplace else. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5603 You want well?" 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5604 And any more of that non-random behaviour from you three you’re out! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5605 Just figure out who's taking care of the tab. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5606 The prices are the prices. If ya don't like them, simply decide to go elsewhere. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5607 No fighting in the bar room. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5608 We decided to settle this a different way. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5609 I don’t understand your point! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5610 I just set 'em up - you gotta decide who drinks first. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5611 Let me guess - Cutty Snark on the rocks. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5612 I don’t care how you decide who pays, just need a card to open a tab 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5613 No matter which one of you I serve you’re going to make a mess of my bar 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5614 Their luck had finally run out. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5615 So a rock, paper and scissors walked into a bar… 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5616 Rock, Paper, Scissors shoot tequila. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5617 You can Rocham-go somewhere else, if you three don’t stop fighting 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5618 No I won't play you for it, no shirts no entry 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5619 Ya, we’ll have the “classic.” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5620 Do you guys have a chance? How do I know. I didn't get to go to summer camp. I worked. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5621 Whaddda ya mean, double or nuttin'? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5622 Not askin’ again: who’s up first? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5623 'I don't care who you are, you are going to have to PAY for whatever drinks you order!' 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5624 The winner gets one on the house. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5625 I told you clowns last time to take your fights outside-now get the hell out! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5626 I don't want any trouble this time. Rock, stay in your seat, Paper, pick up after yourself, Scissors, stay away from the damn electrical cords! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5627 Will you make up your minds! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5628 Sorry, no matches. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5629 Now remember--this got out of hand last time. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5630 No, I haven't seen Spock or a lizard. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5631 We've got a whiskey on the rocks, a Paper Plane, and...remind me what your tall friend there is having? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5632 On the count of three, tell me what you want. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5633 Oh no, you cutups are back again? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5634 Hurry and decide who's paying. I haven't got all day. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5635 I don't care who won, you still have to pay for your drinks. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5636 I don't care who beats who, you can take your beef outside! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5637 I don't care which one of you pays, just stop playing games. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5638 Hurry up. Who's first? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5639 My clientele isn't big on options. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5640 I don't care how you decide, but somebody better pay me for lunch. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5641 Sorry, your little friend, Match, is no longer welcome here. I mean it is bad enough seeing you guys go at it, but he kept burning things! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5642 Listen, Rocky, what paper covers better be the bar tab! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5643 You Guys are putting me in Hard Spot - I think it's time for you to Wrap this up because this Bar Room Brawl ain't gunna Cut it!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5644 No fist-fighting in here. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5645 Nope. Paper does NOT cover bar tabs. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5646 Who’s ordering first? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5647 I just wanna know which one covers the tab 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5648 For the last time,I'm gonna count to three,then I want y'all to shoo. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5649 Let me guess, one paper airplane, cut with a single rock?” 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5650 I’ve told you before to take it outside. No playing in here! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5651 I got a bad haircut, so fuckin' what? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5652 All I wanna know is who's beating this tab? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5653 I don’t know who was here first. Know a way to choose? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5654 Hey look, you clowns: We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5655 Look, I don’t want any fights tonight. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5656 You guys work it out among yourselves who's going to pay the tab. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5657 So you guys drew the short straw, huh? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5658 so which one of you is running for re-election? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5659 Alright, alright.. you clowns need to play your little game to decide which one of you is gonna come back here and help me! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5660 No nonsense this time. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5661 For the last time, I'm not settling the debate on who would win. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5662 We should play human,human and human to decide who's paying tonight. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5663 I don’t have whisky on the scissors or on the papers, sorry you two 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5664 I sure hope there is no argument about who is going to pay. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5665 I’m not going to decide this for you. You’ll just have to do it on your own. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5666 So you are moving from trying to destroy each other to self-destruction. What's your poison? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5667 Yeah, yeah, but the barkeeper throws all of you clowns out unless you show me an ID. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5668 What's it going to take for you guys to decide on your order? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5669 You guys can settle it any way you want , but no more drinks till you pay last month's tab! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5670 Look, I already told ya! I don't serve Cut & Paste here! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5671 Here's the puzzle. You've got a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5672 Look! I don't care who pays for the drinks. Just order, alright? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5673 OK, but if it's two out of three you clean up the mess. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5674 So,have you figured out who's going to pay the tab. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5675 Bar rules, no contests! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5676 I don't play no game! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5677 I can’t wait all day for you to decide what you want. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5678 If you want to play games, run for office; otherwise, get the hell out of here! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5679 I don't care if you each bat exactly 0.33333, I still wanna see ID. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5680 I reserve my right to refuse to play with any customers. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5681 Give us a shot,Jerry, Congress says they’re gonna use just the magic 8 back from now on. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5682 You’re gonna have to settle it on your own, guys. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5683 If you can't agree on what to order you need to find a way to work it out! 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
5684 Enough! I'm sure you three can figure out a way to decide who picks up the tab. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5685 One Scotch, one Bourbon, one Beer, shoot! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5686 Well, shoot. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5687 Come on Guys! I haven't got all day. Now, once again, who's order is first... 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5688 Wait…you can’t order all at once! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5689 Screw that! Does this look like a casino? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5690 I don't care how you decide who's paying, I just need a credit card. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5691 I’ve got to ask, “Who gets the bill?” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5692 Just make a decision! What’ll you have? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5693 I hope you at least buy a drink before you start beating each other up... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5694 So the three of you want to share a cocktail. What will it be? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5695 No no, Rock got the last round, now it's my turn. Besides, you said you just cut up your credit card. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5696 If you can’t decide, we’ll just flip a coin. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5697 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, rock does NOT beat everything! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5698 Are you going to order or sit there and play games all night? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5699 Bartender: Can you 3 stop trying to beat each other and just be friends already?! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5700 Alright chefs, tonight it’s a chaos menu. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5701 I don’t know, sort it out among yourselves. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5702 Just tell me who's gonna cover the tab! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5703 I haven’t got all day. Decide what you want or take a hike! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5704 all right, you win. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5705 Can't we all just get along? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5706 Any ideas for figuring out which one of you will settle the tab? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5707 How are we gonna choose a designated driver? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5708 If this is all on one tab,one of you needs to leave a credit card. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5709 Okay, is that one Cutty on the rocks in a paper cup? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5710 So you want me to decide who goes first? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5711 How’d you get rid of Sisyphus? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5712 I don't care whose it is, but I need a credit card to open a tab. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5713 Lizard and Spock are waiting for you in the back room. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5714 I don't care which one of you pays the tab. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5715 Let me guess. Paper will have his drink on the rock and Scissors will have Cutty Sark. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5716 Maybe you should decide who's paying first? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5717 No flipping coins to figure out who's paying today! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5718 OK, so which one of you dopes is gonna order first? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5719 I dare you to say 'I said over easy!!' one more time!!! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5720 No, I ain't ever heard of a Rumshambo! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5721 Watch the attitude...86 beats all of you. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5722 Why can't you just split the bar tab three ways? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5723 I won't play you for them. You have to pay for your drinks like everybody else. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5724 Look, boys, the office supply store is next door." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5725 You guys tell me who’s paying; then you can order 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5726 OK, I've taken your order. So who's paying? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5727 Its called a "Shot" not a Shoot! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5728 No buy two, get one free, deals today. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5729 What'll it be folks? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5730 You better decide on who's picking up this tab if you want me to pour you another round. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5731 I can't take everyone's order at once, you guys are just going to have to figure out who goes first! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5732 I don't really care how you work it out, but one of you has to open a tab. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5733 Don't play games with me- who's paying? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5734 Here’s an idea: why not order first and then argue about who gets the check? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5735 Cheer up folks. The SEC is wrong! You're a game for kids not a CARTEL! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5736 Hey, Paper, I see you brought some muscle with you this time. But Match ain't been in here since they banned smoking. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5737 Would you consider double or nothing? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5738 We need a vacation 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5739 That piece of sheet will have to pay a cover charge. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5740 Sorry, I'm all out of paste" 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5741 Last call isn't up for debate. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5742 Let me guess...no money? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5743 No drinks until you settle on who's paying the tab. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5744 Someone has to pay for the rounds of shots. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5745 I don’t care HOW ya figure out the bill to be honest. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5746 listen, either rock pay for scissors or paper scissors get the rock outta my bar 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5747 Aw, jeez, no. I just barely finished cleaning up from the last time one of youse got smashed. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5748 Yes this is a regulation bar but it has nothing to do with Our election process. No one gonna agree with your suggestions. Yes I do know what democracy means. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5749 Decide who goes first already. I don’t care how. Flip a coin. I ain’t got all day! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5750 I TOLD you before , You cut the line ,No Soup for You !! , and that goes for the Spud & Leek as well …. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5751 Hi, fellas. I'm Spock. How can I help you? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5752 Sorry, but it’s a Gin Rummy style bar 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5753 Smashed, wrapped, or chooped? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5754 Just flip a coin if you can’t decide between the two specials. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5755 Really! You guys can’t come up with a way to decide who’s picking up the tab!? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5756 Again? Separate checks or no service! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5757 Hey! Cut it out! One at a time….. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5758 Just pay the tab. You three have an answer for everything. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5759 If you ask me, you're all losers. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5760 So how are you gonna decide who pays? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5761 You decide, but one of you has got to pay. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5762 One order! That’s it. Now you guys decide what it is going to be. Or Come on. Somebody make a decision for C#%* sake. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5763 A Cutty with a slice, aPaper Plane, and a Rock ‘n Rye, comin’ up. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5764 No games here! Got it? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5765 Cash or Credit only 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5766 Strange, usually it's a rabbi, a priest, and an imam. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5767 I’ll need a credit card to start a tab. Who’s it gonna be? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5768 No more BS about probabilities, Pay now or no drinks 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5769 Sorry, we can't serve you until your full party is here. Where's Spock? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5770 Sorry fellas - only one slice left. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5771 You better also be able to cover the tab. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5772 Don't complain about the service. Every time you're here, only one of you leaves a tip. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5773 That’s all well and good for youse, but in this place, I always win. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5774 I’m not in the mood for games. Get out! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5775 I’m actually an actor, I just do this part time. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5776 So does 'on the rocks' mean his family is paying or what? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5777 #a hard days work would beat all of you” 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5778 Listen, fellas, I already had to toss fire and wind out. I don’t want to have to do that to you three. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5779 I've always wanted to ask you: is it "shoot" or "says shoot"? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5780 Just stick to tic tac toe, okay? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5781 OK that's enough arguing about who's first. I've got an idea of how we can settle this. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5782 Will one of you please decide what you’re going to drink. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5783 OK--the best of three for a free lunch." Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5784 Enough. Order or get out. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5785 Sorry, I will not play your game to see if drinks are on the house. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5786 So, have you decided who’s picking up the tab? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5787 Okay, which onna youse is gonna pay 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5788 This is a sushi bar Mr. Rock. I can use paper and scissors. You're just not qualified here." 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5789 I don’t care who wins, just pay your tab. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5790 No more fighting! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5791 I just want to know if the winner is picking up the tab. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5792 I don't know what game is, but this bar takes cash! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5793 Last time I relied on you people I didn’t end up smiling! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5794 Whaty'll have? I don't have all day! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5795 Decide between you who picks up the tab. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5796 No, you can't all order at once. Somebody has to go first! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5797 It's not that hard to decide: do you want mustard on that? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5798 We'll have a Rolling Rock, a Cutty Sark and a Paper Plane Cocktail, please. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5799 Look. I've told you before- that's not how 'pay or play' works! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5800 3 men walk into a bar and ask who's going to pay? Rock, Paper, or Scissors? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5801 You think positioning yourself between a rock and a hard place might accustom you to the painful choices, Mr. Leaf. Yet, there's no position to relieve you from today's menu. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5802 Don't keep me guessing or I'll shoot! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5803 I've had enough of your fighting! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5804 Just tell me what you want, and this time no games. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5805 Sorry- we only take credit cards. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5806 One bartender to rule them all 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5807 Do you want Fries with that 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5808 Paper, you’re still here? What happened to the other guy? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5809 Well after winning the condo in arbitration my Ex promptly rejected my proposal for, "best two-out-of-three." 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5810 I can't serve you. You aren't old enough to drink. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5811 I'm not the one making a choice here. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5812 It's first come first serve. Which one of you was first? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5813 C'mon, it's closing time. I don't care which one of you pays the tab. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5814 That's three Clubhouse Specials. Salad, soup, or fries? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5815 How about I show you how stuff is handled around here. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5816 Yea,right How about heads I win ,tales you lose 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5817 I’m going to see need to see your ID if you keep on playing those childish games. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5818 Tonight’s special is Meat and Two out of Three. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5819 Go on, beat it, all of youse!" 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5820 « Give me a hand, will you ?! » 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5821 My customers decide based on the menu. They don't need to analyze you three in a brawl. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5822 Youse Guys Get the Fuck Outta My Fine Establishment! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5823 Bartender says! “I’m sick of you three. Out!” 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5824 Either I serve all of you or none of you. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5825 Why don’t you just toss a coin to see who pays? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5826 For the last time, I refuse to say 'Once, Twice, Thrice, Shoot!'" 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5827 Will Godzilla and the Vulcan be joining you this evening, or are you having a more traditional night out? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5828 I don't care if your initials are RPS. You can't have that many Rounds Per Second in this bar. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5829 No, I don't think that's "more sophisticated" than flipping a coin. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5830 You already know how to decide who pays. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5831 I ain't serving you until I know who's payin'. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5832 Round of shots? Rock,Paper,Scissors 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5833 All served or none served; no games. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5834 Want to Roshambo for who's paying? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5835 No, I *don't* think Jager Shots will settle this thing once and for all! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5836 We’re out of ice, looks like you lose, Rock. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5837 Not again. Just let me know when you're ready to order, okay? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5838 Your turn. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5839 On the rocks, I presume? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5840 Have you made up your minds already? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5841 I’ve had enough of you guys throwing hands 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5842 We are one short of a foursome. What do you say blondie? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5843 Look, I don’t care how you figure it out, but someone is paying me for the drinks. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5844 No more slapping on the bar from you guys! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5845 Well, Decide who's going to pay. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5846 I'll get you a drink if you get him a drink and he gives me a drink 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5847 Enough already! What’s next… “Who’s on First?” 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5848 The legal department said you have to tell the kids no running or we’ll end up in court. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5849 I’m getting tired of this, just flip a coin. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5850 Have you heard the one about a rock, a paper, and a scissors that walk into a bar. . . 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5851 You know “shoot” isn’t an excuse to drink, boys. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5852 Rock, paper, soup nazi 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5853 Who’s got next? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5854 Figure out whose paying now! It just gets ugly when you guys figure it out later 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5855 Here at the Thirsty Mackerel, the bartender beats all of yous. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5856 Look, it’s too late. I flipped a coin. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5857 I guess it’ll be whiskey on the rocks for everyone 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5858 No I don't want to roshambo for the tab! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5859 Ok guys, do your thing. Who’s footing the bill here? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5860 I'm not playing THAT game! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5861 Just flip a coin to see who pays. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5862 O.K. What's it going to be ..?? enough with the game...a rock mock cocktail... daper dan fizz and what.. for the traditionalist on the end.. a screwdriver.. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5863 Rock, think you can cover Paper’s last round? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5864 I don't play for drinks 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5865 I don't care whether the scissors cut the paper or the paper wrapped the stone,you're not getting any freebies this morning! You say you are famous? Do I look like a man impressed by disparate, competing elements? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5866 Now listen. I don't want any argument about who pays! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5867 Any of you wanna shake? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5868 A haircut, at a time like this? Scissors, you're out. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5869 We allow no fighting in this bar! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5870 So, which one of you guys is paying the bill? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5871 No one plays games for big tips, understood? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5872 ”The pressure to succeed; I get it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5873 I already told you, we don’t serve no Rochambeau here 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5874 All right, you 3 pixies. Out the door or through the window! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5875 So it's 1-2-3 shooters? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5876 No! Best two out of three does not take me home. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5877 Who ordered a smooth Caesar on the rocks? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5878 If I see anyone of you start offering toasts again, I'm throwing you guys out! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5879 No. I am not “holding”. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5880 Find a way to figure out what you want! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5881 Do you want to start a tab? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5882 Underage games aren't served in this bar. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5883 We offered to help Putin. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5884 1. 2. 3. . . Let me see your hands? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5885 I’m not playin’ with this cut-up, he cheats! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5886 It’s called bartender ROULETTE 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5887 If you don’t pay up, you’re all going to get rocked! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5888 So, how do you want to decide who gets the first drink? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5889 I was on strike for four months because of you guys. Go to someone else's commissary to make your damn selections. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5890 I don"t wanna go "Best of Three". 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
5891 I'm afraid that none of you will be able to stomach what's on our menu. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5892 We aren't licensed for gaming here . Will have to ask you to leave . 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5893 I told you guys . Ya”wanna eat , have Red Rover come over . 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5894 We're going round in circles, just tell me who's paying. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5895 Yeah, well I say the unpaid bar tab beats all three of you. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5896 You guys fight it out for who pays the bar tab. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5897 so, guys, so who's up first? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5898 Once again, the answer is NO--you still have to pay cash for that round of shots. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5899 Rock Scissors Paper Face is that a drink or a game? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5900 When it comes to paying, let me guess… 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5901 what are y’all having?” … “surprise us 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5902 You all three pay or the hell with ya. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5903 Just one rule: No fightin'. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5904 Can we agree that ‘on the rocks’ means he will pick up this round? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5905 All we got is on the rocks here. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5906 Decide who’s picking up the check before I serve you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5907 Is it scissors,paper,stone or scissors,paper,stone,shoot? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5908 You order another “whiskey on the me”, you’re getting cut off 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5909 Okay, okay, you’re equal - but we don’t serve cancel culture here. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5910 No more soup for you three. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5911 I guess you could say that ?everybody knows your name ? no matter what bar you visit. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5912 Stop with the games! Which one of you is paying the tab? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5913 No! You serve me, I don’t serve you! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5914 Lemme guess: y'all want 'em on the rocks, no paper umbrellas and with a slice of lemon. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5915 It’s still the same price if I hold the onions. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5916 Only one Special left. You'll have to decide who gets it. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5917 You guys again? Shoot. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5918 The three walked into a bar arguing..... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5919 Cow tools 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5920 Ain’t got no Lizard’s or Spock’s 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5921 Who’s paying?” “…” “Beats me 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5922 Why don't you guys play a game to decide who pays. I can't think what game, though. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5923 What?! No Samantha?! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5924 It was all fun and games until differences were set aside and the racketeering began. “I played you guys last week!” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5925 Well, SOMEBODY has to pick up the tab! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5926 Youse guys annoy me. Paper beats rock! Really? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5927 Can you freaking make up your minds ? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5928 Which one of you covers the check? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5929 Listen,I don't care which one of you pays, but it's $14.99. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5930 Now I don't want any trouble boys, but there'll be no "shooting" in my all you can eat sushi bar tonight 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5931 Rock crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, paper covers rock— everyone pays their share! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5932 Beat, cover, and cut each other all you want, but take it outta my bar! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5933 One scotch, one bourbon, one beer. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5934 I don't think this is what they meant by 'shoot'. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5935 He cut you, so you got Rock here to bash him, and then you snuck up on Rock and wrapped him....it never stops! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5936 That is not happening -this is a Cash Bar! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5937 I really don 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5938 So now it's my turn?? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5939 OK. Any more fighting and I'm kicking you out! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5940 Sure you don't know the rules. IDs, each one of you! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5941 Okay, who’s gunna’ pay? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5942 That’ll be $9.01. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5943 Let me guess, Paper Plane on the rocks and cut the conversation? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5944 Personally, I wouldn't risk a dry sandwich to zero-sum probability game theory, but that's just me. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5945 My name 's steel....y'all lose. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5946 Roshambo on the rocks? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5947 Alright, What’ll it be… shoot 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5948 Name for the order is, “Ro Sham Bo? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5949 You’re out of guac? Shoot. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5950 Oh for crying out loud, just DECIDE what you want already! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5951 How shall we settle up, fellas? 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
5952 No, there is no such wine as "Guerre a Trois." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5953 Cut the crap. This round’s on Rock. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5954 Which one of you is gonna pay?! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5955 Why are you thinking *I* should help solve a dispute that you can settle perfectly well yourselves? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5956 Paper, you're stronger than a rock, how do you keep losing? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5957 Look guys, I can serve you a beer, but you'll have to figure out who's going to pay by yourselves. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5958 Have you figured out yet who's paying the tab? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5959 So scissors cuts the food, paper covers the bill, and rock breaks my balls, is that it? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5960 idk 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5961 There ain't no liquor called roshambo, so order something real or get outta here! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5962 I told you,I already heard about the priest,the rabbi,and the imam. And I don’t think it’s funny. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5963 Just make up your damn minds. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5964 One spokesperson orders..and no games! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5965 Okay, who's first? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5966 Post-op picture of Messrs. Rock and Paper with the tool used for their vasectomy. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5967 Your buddy on the end is cut off. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5968 Ok, so who was here first? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5969 I think my AK-47 beats all of you. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5970 So how are you going to decide what to get? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5971 We all agreed it was just one round 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5972 Guys, ya gotta find a way to decide. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5973 No, it’s not a racial thing. I just… it’s always fighting and stuff with your kind. Well hold on not ‘your kind’ that’s not what I meant… 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5974 I can only serve one of you. Who’s it gonna be? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5975 I don't give a damn who orders first! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5976 Guys, look, I'm a bartender, not a referee! Take your fight outside! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5977 No games this time. You pay for the drinks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5978 Three straws? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5979 There’s no way in hell I’m serving you fucking fuckers. Go fuck yourselves. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5980 Time to settle up, fellas. Who's payin'? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5981 Did you really think that you three could bring peace to the Middle East and Ukraine? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5982 No fighting in here again, got it? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5983 I wish you 3 would decide already! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5984 I'm not playing when you're drinking. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5985 OKAY, NO GAMES, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DRINK? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5986 you 3 are banned from the bar fight yesterday! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5987 No more bar service for you three. It took hours to clean up the confetti from yesterday. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5988 Tonight is trivia night. Thursday is Roshambo. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5989 Paper cuts 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5990 Stop,or I’ll shoot! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5991 Well if it isn't Meatball, Cheese, and Scissors... Which one of you broke my glasses!? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5992 No, I will not give you a bill on xerox paper, scissor. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5993 I will say it one more time. No! We do not serve Donkey Beef here! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5994 Are you old enough to drink? I’ll need to see IDs. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5995 Stone, paper, scissors, Reality of today's world. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5996 Let's cut to the chase. Cash only. Nothing on the rocks. What'cha drinking? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5997 We only serve cucumbers in here! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5998 Scissors not smashed, paper looks brand new, I guess rock won so he gets a drink 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5999 Take it outside, you guys! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
6000 You want it on the rocks…papers… scissors? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6001 Come back when you've worked it out..... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6002 Someone better decide what you’ll have. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6003 No, I’m not going to call your names. Just go! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6004 I can’t have you three throwin’ fists in here again. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6005 He is here to censor us,so that we don't confess all to the bartender. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6006 Alright, enough with the "eeny-meeny miny-moe-" who's paying? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6007 Hurry up and decide what you want to drink, I don't have all day. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6008 Okay, two of you need to hurry up and decide what’ll it be. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6009 I don't care who won - we still don't serve sushi. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6010 Make a decision or you're outta here. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6011 I am not doing three separate checks, you guys better decide who pays. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6012 Look, like our sign says, “it’s free drinks tomorrow.” 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6013 Cute, but someone still needs to pay the tab 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6014 Paper, you can't cover both these guys. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6015 Still can’t decide? Better work that out among yourselves… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6016 I won't open a tab until you decide who is going to pay for it. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6017 Ok, so you’re all here but where the hell’s my opponent ? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6018 This isn’t a game guys. Someone has to pay the tab. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6019 That won't get you a free drink. Turning in your AA chip will better your chances!" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6020 is there a bright side to this? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6021 Don’t waste my time, Fellas. I’ve heard this one before. I’ll take it on face value that Mr. Scissors here is playing the part of the rabbi—but I’m not converting to anything for any of you. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6022 Rock, Paper and Scissor walk into a bar. They ask “Do you have Glass?” 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6023 It's not about the winning. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6024 I said no hand stuff at the bar. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6025 We got tired of shooting each other and decided to shoot liquor, instead. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6026 Either find a way to decide who's paying, or I'm calling the cops. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6027 Alright, I'll flip a coin but the winner better tip! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6028 No! I won't decide who pays the tab. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6029 Yeh-tequila rocks, filtered, cut worm garnish-DISGUSTING! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6030 Look, I’m fed up with you guys. Just cut the bill up and get the rock out of here. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6031 I don't want any trouble, today, ya hear? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6032 Want to settle this with a staring contest? Fine. But just so you know I prefer rock, paper, scissors. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6033 How are you deciding who gets to be designated driver this time? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6034 Look, you're perfectly capable of deciding amongst yourselves what to order. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6035 No, we don't have anything that comes ground, sliced, and wrapped. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6036 So how do you guys decide who's paying for the first round? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6037 Well, somebody's gonna pay for the round . . . 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6038 Ok, who's the savvy genius who thought it was Cute to cut up The Original Drink Menu . .. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6039 Okay, who's in charge? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6040 No thank you. I’ll make the hard decisions! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6041 Just curious… which of you is the high scorer of the trio? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6042 Rum,tequila and vodka. That’s a Long Island Iced Tea, and you can stop arguing. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6043 Your tab is $898.27! And you can't pay with cheap riddles! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6044 If you guys can't decide who's paying I'm notifying the coin... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6045 Look, I'm on to your gag. Everybody pays! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6046 I don't care how paper covers it, just pay the tab. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6047 I don't care how you settle the argument, just don't do it here. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6048 Look, as I have told you three birds over and over, don't come back with your silly games. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6049 Which one of you has the cash or card to pay for the drinks? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6050 I don't care who won,it's cash only here! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6051 Rochambeau is not a happy hour drink. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6052 Ripe, Popper , Sizzler What in the hell do you want ⁉️ 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
6053 No, I will not pound on the bar 3 times to "get this party started!" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6054 Yeah, great but who's covering the bar tab? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6055 Will you for Pete’s sake figure out who’s buying?? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6056 Instead of shooting all the time, why don’t you give alcohol a chance? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6057 You all figure out how to split the tab; I don’t have time for any of your games. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6058 Quit playing games and figure out who’s paying the bill! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6059 You show me how paper can possibly beat rock, and I'll get you drinks 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6060 No problem with your order but I’m concerned about how you three will divide the bill. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6061 Would you please decide who's going to order first? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6062 who do you think should go first? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6063 You guys figure out who's gonna pay! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6064 OK you three, no arguing, right??!! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6065 Sorry, all we have here are bolts and nuts (like youse). 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6066 And stupid parlor game beats bar tab... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6067 Loser buys dinner? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6068 Rock, paper, scissors, Louisville Slugger on 3. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6069 I don't care who beats who-we only take cash. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6070 Cut, cover, or smash? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6071 For once and for all, I DECIDE who is served first! You knuckleheads get that? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6072 You'll have to pay for your drinks. I'm not playing your stupid game. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6073 Welcome to 'Rocky's,' where there's never a cover and always someone gettin' smashed. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6074 Ok. I just need to know who’ll pay the tab. Mr. Scissors, I know you can cut paper. Mr. Paper, you can cover a rock. But Mr. Rock, I’ll need some ID What kind of stone can sharpen scissors? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6075 How hard can it be to decide who buys the first round? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6076 I've got a shotgun behind the bar that'll clear this up real fast. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6077 So in the end already, which of you came out on top? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6078 Rock,paper,scissors,SHOTS! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6079 Got it? The loser will be the first guy who thinks he can’t lose. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6080 Fellas, I only got one more bagel. You'll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets it. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6081 It’s midnight…we’re closed! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6082 Let me guess: three whiskeys, straight up, because on the rocks counts as a win for one of you 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6083 Okay, I assume *you* want that on the rocks. How about you two? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6084 Someone's gotta play... 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6085 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, Shot. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6086 Rock , paper , scissors walked into a bar ….rock says to the bartender….”Why did I , the rock , just lose at playing Rocks Paper Scissors? …..because I was too stoned to make a decision.” 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6087 What do you'll mean by On The ROCKs???😮😮 Are you both gonna literally drink on me??😢😢 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6088 Would it help if I told you we close in a hour? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6089 We've considered every outcome. Come quietly. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6090 I need you to settle something for us 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6091 This is one for the books. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6092 If you guys can’t settle an argument peacefully, you’re outta here. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6093 Alright, boys, I'm not dealing with any fights tonight 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6094 When I said on the rocks I didn’t mean on ME 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6095 You are like three musketeers-- despite getting into bilateral fights all the time the three of you are inseparable. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6096 Martini up or on the rock? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6097 A hold up, really? So who's gonna shoot?" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6098 No service until one of youguys pays up the tab. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6099 You think I’m running a tab without a card after last time? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6100 When you three bicker about who has to pay the tab, I'm always the loser. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6101 Oh yeah? Well let's flip a coin for it! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6102 One of you wins, but NOT ONE of you has money! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6103 I see..., none of you could make up his or her mind! Am I going to choose for you what to drink? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6104 I know. I know. Now pick. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6105 No, that's not how we're going to decide who's paying the tab. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6106 You can all beat it 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6107 No, not best three out of five, one of you is going to pay for your lunch right NOW. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6108 You three better behave since last weeks shake up 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6109 For the last time paper, I’m going to need to see some identification, otherwise you’re not gunna cut it and can kick rocks 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6110 Yeah yeah yeah cut it out 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6111 Bet I know how you guys are going to decide who gets the check 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6112 The guys having the argument are over there. I thought y'all could settle it for them. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6113 We can't decide. What do you recommend? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6114 Tell your boss I'm not interested in playing his games. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6115 I don't care which one of you pays, but somebody had better. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6116 Shooters shoot 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6117 You guys don’t have hands — so explain how I lose every time. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
6118 First, I want to know who's paying 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6119 Oh it’s Unhappy Hour On The Rocks, Paper Straw and Half Price 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6120 I don't want any arguing about the tab. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6121 Think we can do a night without a fight? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6122 And exactly how did you decide that stick doesn't get to vote? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6123 We'll let you know when we've come to a decision. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6124 No you can’t borrow a coin. You’ll have to decide who is paying some other way! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6125 No squirreling around. Decide NOW who will pay the tab. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6126 I don't give a rat's ass who the winner is. I want to know who's paying! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6127 Doubles and chasers all around? I hear you're needed at the Supreme Court 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6128 No fuss today about who’s paying the bill 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6129 But who is going to cover the tab? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6130 Sorry fellas, this is a cash only bar. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6131 There's no such drink on the rocks with a paper napkin and scissors to cut the aftereffect! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6132 I don't care who's covering who, you gotta pay up now. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6133 No, I'm not going to pick. You have to decide. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6134 I don't care how you decide who's paying. Someone show me plastic. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6135 I could do all of your jobs with one hand tied behind my back. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6136 I told you: no splitting the bill. You'll have to shoot for it. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6137 You’re asking me to decide what to put in your shared burrito bowl? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6138 Listen guys, I’ve only got one shot of vodka left. I guess we could eeny-meeny-miny-moe… 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6139 Yeah, well in here, I decide who's first. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6140 O.K. Here are the rules. Nobody counts to three. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6141 Will you guys ever just give it a rest? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6142 No games allowed here, just serious drinking. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6143 I said no. What are you gonna do, shoot? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6144 Look, I don't care whose card I get for the tab, just decide among yourselves already. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6145 Fellas, I told you. We do not serve fists in here! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6146 which one of you losers is picking up the tab this time? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6147 Sorry, I am not going to serve any of you until one of you put the drinks on a tab 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6148 Please don’t shoot! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6149 You really can’t beat this crowd! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6150 I told you guys, for the millionth time, we don’t make a cocktail called the Rochambeau! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6151 A wild threeway night that 'cuts' through sobriety on the 'rock'. A sly 'napkin' note is all you need 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6152 No, I don’t know how to make a roshambo. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6153 I've only got enough coffee for one espresso martini. Which of you wants it? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6154 I told you guys about the inevitability of your voting strategy! Now, look what you've done! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6155 Frankly, I don’t care who pays. You’re adults — figure it out. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6156 What about Scissors? You gonna cover them, too? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6157 Well, someone’s gotta pay for the tab. Draw straws? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6158 Rock and Scissors can stay for free, but there’s a cover charge for Paper. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6159 I don’t know who was here first. You’ll have to settle that amongst yourselves. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6160 I don't want any trouble from you three. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6161 The way you fight, nobody wins. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6162 Can we please get a shake each? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6163 What'll you have? You choose. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6164 I told you last time, no fighting! Take it outside. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6165 A rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors sit down at the bar and…….. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6166 So which is it going to be? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6167 I run a respectable joint here, so take it outside! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6168 Okay, you three. Your smash-mouth schemes, your cover-ups, your cutting remarks. I'm sick of it. You're no longer welcome here. Get out! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6169 Oh...No...don't make me choose." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6170 Whats the best to shoot? Seems like everyone always gets theirs ‘on the rocks.’”🪨📝✂️ 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6171 You said you’d be here an hour ago! The last couple couldn’t agree on an appetizer, it was a mess! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6172 No games CASH! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
6173 Yeah but who’s covering the tab?” 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6174 Start a fight and you’re out of here! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6175 Just hurry up and decide who’s going to pay the bill… 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6176 How should we settle your tab? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6177 There's a fee for split checks. On top of our other fee and gratuity. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6178 I'm done playing games wth you guys! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6179 no the years when you were a tree don't count 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6180 All I asked is, ‘How you doing?’, so don’t start your crap! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6181 Once, Twice, Three and Shoot left ten minutes ago. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6182 Those guys down there are still deciding who’s paying, they said to come to you guys. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6183 Ok, it's the best of three or you guys are out of here! 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6184 No, none of you defeats beer. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6185 Let me know when you’ve decided who’s got first round. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6186 Aww,come on fellas,could one of you please just step up and offer to pay this time? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6187 Do you want to order now, or are we waiting for Lizard and Spock? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6188 If only there was a way to decide who to serve first. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6189 Exactly, opposites attract! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6190 Looky here... it's dictate, hesitate and capitate. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6191 I’ve already told you guys rocks alway win here! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6192 I have seen this game - just let me know whose tab to put this on. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6193 I don't care that you won. I will neither cut it with, not wrap it in them. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6194 You, in the middle. I'll make the decision for you: martini on the rock. .. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6195 I really don't need you guys trying to game my diner. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6196 Fine, you wanna settle this the hard way? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6197 I hate serving your kind ! Every time I bring you drinks,you have a knock down,drag out brawl until one object is left standing! Sheesh! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6198 In this bar we choose love. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6199 Stop playing games and order!" Maya Goldstein, age 14 Chapel Hill, N 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6200 Come on… who’s in charge here? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6201 Listen, I just need to know who is picking up the tab 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6202 Look, we don’t want any trouble here…. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6203 Make it on the rocks; Cut it out cos we’ve got papers! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6204 The new organized crime family was UNBEATABLE! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6205 Every week it takes you three and all-night to figure out who is paying 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6206 Sorry fellas.. only one beer is cold 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6207 Don’t even think about starting anything. Bartender beats all! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6208 No, no, It’s bacon egg cheese salt PEPPER ketchup. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6209 Bartender: "Shoot!" Rock, Paper & Scissors: ... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6210 Best 2 outta 3 doesn’t work here, pay up! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6211 Now which of you guys is the designated driver?" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6212 I don’t care how you decide, someone’s gotta pay! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6213 Best two out of three? Nope… a beer’s five bucks. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6214 I don’t care who orders THE drink, but the other two have to go. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6215 So, is the winner going to pay? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6216 Where's Spock and the Lizard???? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6217 I ain’t gonna stand around all day waiting for you 3 jokers to “make a decision” like last week. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6218 I've had enough of your drunken three-ways. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6219 Who’s gonna stay and rock this joint, and who’s just gonna wrap up and cut out? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6220 Ok look fellas,no games!" I gotta know right now, which one of you will be paying the tab. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6221 Who’s the one on your left with sharp tongue? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6222 And 1,2,3 What will it be? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6223 I don’t want to hear your troubles! 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6224 No, I will not shoot you to see who pays your tab! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6225 Just what are you trying to hand me? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6226 Nash Equilibrium my ass. It's all about endurance, adaptability, and decisiveness. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6227 Rock, paper, scissors walk into a bar. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6228 I don’t care who started it, y’all keep shouting about who’s gonna cut, cover, or smash the others and you’re all 86’d! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6229 The Court asked us to decide. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6230 Shot? No, no that must be a typo” 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6231 So, you need directions to the casino? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6232 No, I don’t have a coin 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6233 best out of 3, best out of 5, best out of 10... its been an hour already, one of you just pay the bill! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6234 Let's see how we can settle this, gentlemen. Hmm...let's pick straws! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6235 You guys look shot 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6236 Rock?!!! Paper?!!!!Scissors?!!! I haven't seen you guys since Da Nang!!! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6237 Ok, but no arguing about who's going to pay. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6238 Whaddya mean you “cover” rock?! Not here you don’t. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6239 So what's it going to be? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6240 How about I put it all on one tab and you guys sort out who's going to pay for it later? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6241 How are you guys gonna decide who pays the tab? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6242 One of you has to pay. Decide for yourselves. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6243 Where've you been? Not a single party's been able to decide who tips! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6244 For cryin’ out load, make a decision!! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6245 I don't know whose round it is but you guys got to go outside to settle this. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6246 I don’t get it. Which one of you is the priest and which the rabbi? And why did you bring a scissors? This new generation and their stupid “three guys walk into a bar jokes!” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6247 We're going to play a new game... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6248 No, I do not have a drink called dynamite! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6249 Not this time. Figure out who's paying. Then you'll get served. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6250 Detente — until you’re drunk. Armageddon — until the bill arrives. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6251 Okay-you three-who was here first? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6252 Whaddya mean you're intransitive? Who's buying? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6253 Three Cutty Sarks; Rocks, I'll cover it. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6254 And remember, no more arguments about who picks up the tab. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6255 No gambling allowed! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6256 Decide who pays before you order. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
6257 Seriously, you guys need to decide who's paying before I pour you anymore drinks. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6258 No you can’t just pay for the “best two out of three” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6259 For the last time...I ain't seen Eeny, Meeny, Miny or Moe! Now, you gonna order something, or not? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6260 I'll have none of yer fightin' in here agin. So, who's gonna be payin'? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6261 Chipped, Ripped and Blunt, calculate that! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6262 Okay. What’ll it be? But n on bar fights or you’re all cut off. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6263 Go ahead, play your silly little game, but then let me know who’s running the tab. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6264 And what the hell are you gonna do to stop us? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6265 Will that be dry on the rocks with a slice? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6266 Now let me get this straight - no ice, and you want to split the bill into three tabs. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6267 cut to the chase" 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6268 A scissor for the paper, a mallet for me 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6269 Ok. So I have this straight - You are covering Rock and splitting the bill with Scissor? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6270 Looks, it’s been a long day and I’ve never heard of a drink called ‘Lizard Spock’. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6271 You want a shot, or a ‘says shot?’ 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6272 Cut this sheet out and order a drink. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6273 Don’t blame me, I don’t order the straws 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6274 Who's first? Best of 3. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6275 Well one of you will have to be the designated driver 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6276 I don't think that's what they meant by "shoot"... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6277 Paper, you better cover Rock this time! The ol' cheapskate. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6278 Don’t beat yourselves up. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6279 Not even if you pay for the damages from last time. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6280 If you want a drink, ONE of you better show me an I.D. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6281 3 old hands front up to a bar 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6282 Which one of you is the loser who has to pay the tab? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6283 Shots before you shoot, gentlemen? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6284 No, no, no. Guys, take a number like everyone else! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6285 Yeah,so when are the priest and the rabbi Supposed to show? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6286 No! I'm not playing games! Get out now! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6287 Rock, Paper, Scissors wants to share a Triple Sec drink. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6288 I could take all of ya if we played best of three! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6289 . "So I suppose you guys are the next higher frequency from dice rolling? I mean, in the end, none of you come out ahead, right? Oh, Ohhhhh, you want drinks because of that." 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6290 I have leprosy 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6291 This is it guys. Best 2 outta 3. Who’s coming with me?! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6292 I thought I told you to beat it. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6293 I can’t understand when you all speak at once. You need to decide who orders first 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6294 Y’all need to pay ahead for your drinks plus a damage deposit. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6295 Rock, Paper, Scissors says "shots"? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6296 All right fella's who I am serving first today? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6297 No, that's not the way to win an election! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6298 Look fellas, I run three tabs or one it makes no difference to me, you decide. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6299 Schick, Schnack, and Schnuck walk into a bar... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6300 Then why don't you cover the tab you swarmy fuck?! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6301 It was stir, so we’re going to tie one on…. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6302 Ok,guys. First snip, crinkle or blop and you’re out. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6303 Well then, you decide who gets the last one. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6304 Who's ordering first? I don't care how you decide. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6305 So, who's gets to settle the tab? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6306 He's flagged, paper. Get him outta here. No best-out-of-three tonight. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6307 Three options. Always the same cockamamie three options. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6308 No money, eh? Okay, who covers Rock? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6309 Well, how are you going decide which one of you is going pay? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6310 My friend here is stoned, so cut me a break on the cover charge! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6311 Drinks all around--one of us will pay 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6312 Why are you asking me if Zachary Quinto would want to join your group? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6313 Hey, I don’t care how many decisions you guys have helped make, no more free rounds! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6314 Don't be so hard on yourself it's often a sharp thin veil between us ...act accordingly, everyone is on their way out, cheers 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6315 „I don't remember the rules, wich one of you wanted whiskey on the rocks?" 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6316 We don't allow fighting, gambling, or any kind of competition, so please behave 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6317 First it was the horse, and then the duck, and now you three? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6318 We said shot, not shoot! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6319 Why don’t the three of you go invent a game or something? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6320 Children's games have no place here. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6321 This is a no-flimflam bar. No wallets, no sale. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6322 No dice, no credit, who is going to cover this round ? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6323 Watching a true New York bartender have absolutely no reaction and ask: "What'll it be?" 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6324 Wait a minute. You want me to cut it up and wrap it and then break it into three pieces? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6325 O.K make up your mind, I haven't got all day! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6326 You think we're a fraternity? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6327 All right, I’ll serve you… But if one of you starts something, you’re all three out of here. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6328 Now listen, I don’t want any trouble tonight.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6329 So, my answer is, “Split the bill and rock on! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6330 I don’t care what beats what - tipping beats waiting for a drink 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6331 Order up or I’ll once-twice-three shoot your sorry asses outta here 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6332 Look, I'm sorry it didn't work out. You guys are better without me. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6333 I know rock is 21, but I'll need ID for paper and scissors! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6334 We don't play games around here. Order or leave! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
6335 Let’s go with separate tabs, okay? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6336 Will you guys make up your minds? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6337 No, I'm not interested in playing 'rock, paper, scissors, bottle of Scotch." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6338 Oh, it’s going to be one of those nights again, is it? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6339 So I heard y’all are on the outs with Fire and Water Balloon? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6340 I’ve always hated this game, what’ll it be fellas? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6341 I already told you, we don’t play those games here. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6342 A draw so it’s on the house? Nice try, get outta here! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6343 I've had it with you three. Now one of you is going to have to pay your tab, and I don't care how you do it, just get it done. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6344 Hey, I won fair and square. No need to get bent out of shape about it! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6345 If Scissors gets smashed I’ll know who to blame, Rock. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6346 Every time you three come here you always play this stupid game to see who picks up the tab. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6347 I can't serve you until lizard and Spock show up 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6348 You guys need to figure out who is going to pay the bill! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6349 Ok, so whose paying this time? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6350 Well, if one of you doesn’t pay your bill, this angry bartender will beat all three of you! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6351 So when are you guys going to get your order right? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6352 Well barkeep can bounce all three of youse! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6353 Which one of you cut-ups is the Rabbi?!? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6354 I don't care if you're that old,I still need to see all your IDs! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6355 Leave me alone already , I HAIR you. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6356 who pays, I see no pockets 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6357 I don’t care who you are, you can’t just walk into a crowded building and say, “shoot!” 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6358 I'm not splitting the bill three ways. You guys are gonna have to figure something out. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6359 Have you heard this one? Scissors, Rock, Paper…. Oh shoot! That’s the wrong order. Let me try again…. Rock, Paper, Scissors walk into a bar….” 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6360 If you ask me, the capers beat the rock cod... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6361 I cannot serve You simultaneously 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6362 What do you mean a union?! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6363 Yeah, well I don't care which one of yous lost the game. Somebody's paying this tab! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6364 So the truth comes out, paper never beats rock. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6365 I’ve told the three of you this far too many times! You need to order more than just water between your matchups! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6366 It’s funny, Eeny, Meany, Mynie and Moe were in last night for the Rangers game. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6367 Three’s a crowd, I’m typically not this busy, what can I get you guys! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6368 I’m not going to say it again, we don’t serve Roshambo cocktails here! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6369 Get out! I resolve the disagreements in here! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6370 I suggest Virgin Paper Airplanes on the rocks if you’re cutting down on alcohol. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6371 Yeah, this time you pick who's paying before I serve you. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6372 You won what? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6373 Decide who's paying before I do anything. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6374 Why does it always take close to an hour for you three to settle up the tab? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6375 That's enough arguing, you guys. In my book, you're all winners. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6376 Ok, one of you is going to have to decide who’s paying before you get any more drinks. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6377 Don’t shoot! You guys are going to have to take this outside. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6378 Gentlemen's game"! I'm still cleaning up from the last time you guys got a coupla drinks in ya 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6379 So what’s it gonna be? Rock,paper,scissors or scissors,paper,rock? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6380 When you’ve figured out which pitcher you’re splitting, then I’ll take your order. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6381 How are you going to determine who pays? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
6382 You fellas hungry? How about one potato, two potatoes, three potatoes or four? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6383 Everybody drinks, or nobody drinks! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6384 I dunno Paper, I still think Rock could mess you up pretty badly. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6385 We will Rochambeau to sees who pays for drinks. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6386 And remember - this is a non-competitive safe zone! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6387 This time we’ll split the bill three ways and you can argue among yourselves later. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6388 I don't care who pays, but it's closing time. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6389 New rule: bartender 86's all of you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6390 Don't look now, but a whole entire hand just walked in. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6391 Why did the rock refuse to buy a round? It didn’t want to get crushed! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6392 RPS GROUP ORDERING DRINKS! Rock--"Rum, on the rocks!" Paper --"Same, on a cute coaster!" Scissors- "Cut it out, you guys are too funny, Im going to run!" 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6393 So, I'll be making money hand over fist in six months eh? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6394 Which loser is buyin? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6395 This is a bar, not a bad one-liner. Behave yourselves. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6396 I still need ID before you can be served. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6397 Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila” would come up with a better game 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6398 We don’t serve shitty punchlines here. Oh wait, this the New Yorker caption contest, we’ve been doing that for years. My bad, what’ll you have? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6399 Ok,so which one of you is responsible for the Bloody Mary? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6400 Yeah, and who covers tab? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6401 I told you guys you can't keep fighting in here! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6402 One of you is picking up the tab, so figure it out! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6403 I don't have all day...who's paying for this? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6404 Listen! I don't care who lays down what somebody needs to pay the tab! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6405 I don’t care how old you are. I’m going to need to see some IDs. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6406 'Look, I don't care which of you pays, but if you keep fighting over it we're going to get nowhere.' 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6407 Damn, I had LSD for breakfast again! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6408 Hey I’m not here for the contest,I would love to illustrate for you guys,check out my work on my IG account 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6409 No, we don’t have a smoking section 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6410 So, which one of yous three LOSERS settling your bachelor buddy’s bill, his been pissing-down whiskey on the rocks the whole night. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6411 Fellas, this year I’m through playing games. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6412 Come back when when you "decide" to bring some ID 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6413 Is this a joke to you 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6414 The job is to smash the guy to death, cut him up into small pieces, and then cover him so the body won’t be found. You look like the perfect team 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6415 One at a time, guys. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6416 What'll it be... Or wait 5 for happy hour for two for one?! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6417 Who started it? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6418 I’m kicking you out Scissors. You can’t cut Paper just because he refuses to cover you. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6419 Listen, somebody has to pay. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6420 Ok! On the count of three, tell me what I can get ya! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6421 I'm not taking your drink orders until you've decided who's paying 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6422 I'm not serving you again unless you order separately. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6423 If you three keep fighting I'll kick you out. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6424 Are you 3 here to ask the bartender’s advice to choose? Or are you going to fight it out for the bill ? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6425 Which one of you is paying? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6426 Seriously. No service until you decide who's paying. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6427 When Rock, Paper, and Scissors walk into a fast food joint, it's not just about who wins—it's about who gets the extra fries. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6428 I don’t care who pays as long as one of you pays first. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6429 You'll have to find a way to make a decision. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6430 I’ll cover Rock’s drink, Scissors, you’re on your own 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6431 Draw straws or flip a coin. Otherwise rock covers tab. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6432 Look…I don’t CARE who goes first. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6433 I'll serve you so long as you're not disputatious among yourselves. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6434 I don’t care how you figure it out but someone’s got to put down a credit card to open a tab. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6435 Not the right moment to play rock paper scissors guys don’t you see I am busy? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6436 I don't care how you figure it out - but somebody needs to pay! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6437 Who did you say the drinks were on? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6438 You've got to be kidding, RIGHT????????? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6439 You'll have to settle your disputes diplomatically in this establishment. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6440 So how are you gonna decide who's paying? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6441 Before you guys get stoned, I'm cutting you off until I know who's covering the bill. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6442 I told you, we don't serve minors or inanimate objects! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6443 I don’t have time for games. What do you have boys?? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6444 Alright, who’s the DD tonight? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6445 Don't play games with me, just tell me what you want to drink! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6446 Not in my bar, guys. Take it outside. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6447 Okay, now for the last time, who's first? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6448 'First, you'll have to Rochambeau to see whose paying.' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6449 I’m not picking. You come up with your own way to decide who pays. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6450 Let's decide right now who's paying! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6451 Consensus on the order, please...... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6452 Out! I'm not paying for any more hospital bills! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6453 Try the egg salad. It’s gone viral! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6454 Nice try, it’s zero out of three, and you’re paying. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6455 For the last time guys, no shoot, no service! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6456 Best two out of three for who gets the tab? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6457 You want your drink on the rock? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6458 No,I will not split the bill three ways. Lynne Sawyer, Cutchogue, New York. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6459 Well, one of you’s gotta pick up the tab!” Frank Libby, Boston, Mass 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6460 I want to know who is buying before you guys start drinking. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6461 No, we can’t do that drink on the rocks. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6462 Hey, Paper, your friend is smashed, can you cover his tab? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6463 So fellas, as we agreed, if Mr.Pencil shows up, you two wrap it up, you mister cut it off and I free will in the same time. OK? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6464 I don't care who beat who. Someone has to pay the tab. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6465 Alright, fellas. I know who you are. You'll need to take this outside. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6466 Any more games tonight and I’ll play peaknuckle with your faces, got it? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6467 I’m not watching you three fight over the bill again 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6468 I don’t care how you choose, who wants the last piece of pie 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6469 Should we play ‘head, hand, legs’ to see who pays? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6470 Is it on the rocks? Because I don't free pour. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6471 Not all at once! You’ve got to order one at a time. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6472 I assume the bozo in the middle wants his on the rocks? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6473 I don't care. Just work it out among yourselves. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6474 No more drinks till youse work out who's payin' the tab! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6475 Alright. Which one of youse is payin’? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6476 Ok, how many more rounds do I gotta wait before you decide who's gonna be served first? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6477 Ok. I want to know now who’s paying. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6478 OK, who's going first THIS TIME? Otherwise, nobody's getting a drink! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6479 I'm not doing rock, paper, scissors for the first round. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6480 You three mugs have had enough. I remember what happened last time I poured you another round. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6481 Next time, take it outside! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6482 We don’t do separate checks here 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6483 Will that be with salsa or guac? I haven't got all day! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6484 I’m tired of your cuttin up. This time you have to pay. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6485 You guys are going to have to make your minds somehow! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6486 Wadda ya mean ya don’t know how ya gonna split the bill?! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6487 Would you idiots figure out a way to determine who's going to pay!!!! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6488 Well,is this country going to the dogs,or isn‘t it? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6489 One of you needs to one-up me with a credit card. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6490 I'm not serving you. You know what happens when you drink. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6491 Look, I don't know who's next. You guys work it out. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6492 All right,I'll take your orders. But not all at once! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6493 And who’s buying? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6494 No, by golly! I'm not letting you guys play your little game to find out who is going pay! I know the law. You are jointly and severally liable for the whole bill. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6495 I don't care who goes first - just figure it out! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6496 Hey,no fighting! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6497 I dont care! who is going to pay? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6498 Get outta here before I rock, paper, shoot you. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6499 I was expecting a priest, a rabbi, and a minister. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6500 Still can't decide your orders? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6501 And then I proceeded to lose! Everyone knows you throw on Scissors, not after. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6502 I don't care what your beef is, you're gonna have to settle it outside. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6503 Who remembers the last Pi number? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6504 Hit! Seriously, Hit!!!!! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6505 I can handle the scissors but you two will have to leave. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6506 That is NOT how you play darts in here. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6507 So which one of youse is picking up the tab? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6508 Most people flip a coin to decide who’s buying. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6509 This a bar, not a place for corny jokes! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6510 Before you order, who's paying? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6511 I don't care who pays, as long as I'm paid. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6512 Evening, gents. What can I mix for you? Or should I just declare a winner? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6513 I only have enough tequila for one shot, so don’t cause a scene! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6514 Let me guess, you say "shots"? - 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6515 How are you splitting the bill? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6516 Sorry, we don’t serve shoot(ers) here, only pints. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6517 Enough arguing. No one is better than the other one! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6518 I don’t care who one, someone has to pay the tab. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6519 You fellas ready to settle up?" 🪨📄✂ 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6520 I get it. You're all losers. Order your drink and get over it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6521 Hey Bob. Come over here I got some guys here that wanna play rock paper scissors for free drinks. I don’t know They look suspicious. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6522 Ok Randos, what'll it be? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6523 Telling me "on the rocks" still doesn't cut it, cover it or pay the bill. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6524 The thing is -- I only have one for sale. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6525 I'm going to flip a coin and if Heads, then I may serve you 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6526 I’m not gonna shoot any of you! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6527 You fellas wouldn't be in one of them there 'intransitive ' relationships, would ya?" 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6528 I don't care who won, you're all barred 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6529 I don’t care who ends up paying, I still need a card to start a tab. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
6530 A Shirley Temple, two fingers of bar scotch and a pilsner lite -- are you sure you've got something in common? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6531 One kamikaze, one Irish car bomb, and one bourbon smash? I got a bad feeling about this. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6532 Rock, Paper, and Scissors walked into a bar… 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6533 Now come on, If you three can't figure out a friendly way to decide who orders first, I'm just gonna throw dynamite and be done with you. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6534 I don't care if it's eeny, meeny, miny, moe, one of you has to pay 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6535 Look, fellas, I am not going to yell "shoot" again until you order. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6536 Stop overruling each other and make a decision! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6537 Look this isn't what I meant when I said that we were going to play the rock paper scissors drinking game. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6538 Stop quarreling and form a line. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6539 You guys break me up, I’ve got ya covered so cut the crap! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6540 I don't care who can win the fight. But you all need ID. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6541 If you got a problem with it, you can take it outside 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6542 Have you guys heard the joke about a rock, a piece of paper, and a pair of scissors walking into a bar? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6543 Which one of you guys is buying, and I don't want any funny business 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6544 Alright, who’s covering the tab? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6545 You look queen, soit's got to be beer 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6546 Listen, friends, I gave up making my own decisions when I took this gig. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6547 No, you can't share a number, you'll just have to decide amongst yourselves who goes first... 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6548 What are we doing, shots or says shots? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6549 Enough of your crap! One finger or two fingers! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6550 You don’t have to One, Two, Three Go home. But you can’t One, Two, Three stay here. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6551 I remember you guys...no more games... you're all losers..." 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6552 Farkle for who’s buying? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6553 No, I don't want to play. I want you to order. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6554 You decide. I’m not going to decide for you. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6555 Oh, shoot, I give up... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6556 No, I'm not shaking your drinks three times 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6557 Listen up you guys, no fighting today!! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6558 Losers! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6559 Pick a straw. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6560 No, you can’t have separate checks” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6561 I'm not playing this game. If one of you don't start ordering you're all outta here. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6562 It’s ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT’; not ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOTS’” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6563 Stop it! You're ALL losers! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6564 I can't serve you ,you always fight ! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6565 ok boys, on the count of three! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6566 Put it on my tab, Ralph. I lost a bet. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6567 What is this supposed to be, some kind of joke? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6568 Well, somebody has to go first. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6569 Scissors: “I’ll take a paper plane on the rocks” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6570 Fer God's sake, make up your minds. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6571 Coin flip to decide who orders first? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6572 The football game on the TV — you want me to replay the coin flip? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6573 Well, which one of you is going to cover the tab? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6574 You wouldn’t believe it even if we told you” cc @viksa 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6575 Nah, nah. Leathercon is this weekend. Decidicon is next weekend. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6576 You rock, and you’re cool ‘cause you’ll cover him, but this guy’s gotta cut it out. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6577 I will only serve you if you promise not to start a brawl! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6578 I'll hand it to you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6579 This is no sidebar where artful creatures redesign their tab into phantom debt. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6580 For the last time, we don’t serve Roshambo here! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6581 House rules...the losers always buy for the winner. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6582 She cheated on us with dynamite. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6583 For the last time, I need you guys to figure out who's gonna pay the tab. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6584 I'll have what they're having. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6585 Maybe not leave your sobriety so much up to fate buddy! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6586 Did you decide who’s buying the first round? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6587 I don't care if you all walked into a bar I'm not fisting any of you! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6588 I don’t have time for your games! Who is paying the tab? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6589 The bar competition won't start until Lizard and Spock show up! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6590 Let me get this straight...a daiquiri, three straws, but you don't know who pays yet? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6591 Let’s settle this first. Who’s payin’ ? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6592 I don’t care if ‘paper wraps rock’—there’s no free condiments! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6593 Got you covered,but two of you need to come back later. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6594 I don't care who pays the tab, sort it out amongst yourselves. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6595 No, the price is not negotionable. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6596 For fuck's sake, make a decision! 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
6597 I’m sorry but you two just don’t cut it. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6598 OK... you two... what happened to Sword? I heard you teamed up against him and brought in this Scissors guy!! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6599 We don't play those kind of games around here 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6600 Guys. For the last time, none of you can handle the hard stuff. You can barely handle each other, for Pete’s sake! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6601 You can drink or you can bet. Not both! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6602 I thought you were negotiation experts… why can’t you decide amongst yourselves who gets the free sandwich? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6603 Cut it out. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6604 There’s got be some way to figure out which one of you is going to settle the tab…. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6605 Look, I don't care who' s supposed to pay the bill. Just make a decision and get it over with! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6606 I ain't got all day pals! Who covers the tab? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6607 C'mon, take a chance. Somebody order first. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6608 I don't care about your little dispute. Take it outside, boys. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6609 Get bent. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6610 Well I can't do on the paper or on the scissors drinks. Try again 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6611 Okay, you can stay. But if I catch you guys trying to out best each other again, I’m going to have to ask you to take it outside. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6612 No—trust me—I get it. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without’em! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6613 I'm a bartender and I serve alcohol and other drinks. You three are a rock, a piece of paper, and some scissors. Obviously you are all the elements needed to play the popular hand-game, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors.' I've got both of my hands on the bar and a sink full of ice. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6614 Rock, Scissors, Paper .... so that's how you decide what to drink 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6615 Ok, but no fist fights tonight! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6616 If it happens again I am throwing you all out! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6617 I only have drinks on the rocks and paper plane cocktails, sorry scissors, you didn’t make the cut’ 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6618 Can’t you think of another way to decide who’s next? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6619 There’s only one way to settle this bill? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6620 1st of all, We discourage fist banging in this establishment! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6621 Just decide, will ya? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6622 OK, Who is going to buy this round? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6623 Ro,Sham,Bo for the bar tab fellas. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6624 ‘What’s it gonna be boys? I don’t want any fighting.’ 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6625 You better not be waiting on Shoot. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6626 I won’t have you in here again—one drink and you’re all beating each other! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6627 It's not that your credit is bad, but if I let you do 'two out of three', the whole neighborhood will want to do 'two out of three'! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6628 Listen, we don't want no trouble. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6629 Cut it out. I need something on the rocks with no pulp" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6630 We’re sad we buried our hatchet but we’ve scissors to move on and cut our losses! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6631 Okay, who’s buying? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6632 I can't solve every little disagreement for you. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6633 I don't care how you decide. Somebody's got to pay the tab. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6634 I'm not getting involved. You're going to have to figure out a way to decide among yourselves. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6635 If you were really on Squid Game, you can afford to pay your tab. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6636 I don’t care who started it. Take it outside now! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6637 What do you guys want, I don’t have time for any games! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6638 You’ll have to find a way to settle your own problems. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6639 Take your political talk outside! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6640 Well, *someone* has to pay the tab! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6641 Ok, paper, but who's covering the tab? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6642 And for you, there'll be a cover charge! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6643 A bartender usually sees everything but you guys are really just cutouts 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6644 Okay… so which one of you is buying? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6645 Hey - where'd you guys leave Lizard and Spock? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6646 No, I won't say "roshambo." 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6647 One call to numbers 1 through 10 and you'll start talking... 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6648 One, two, three — shots! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6649 You just missed laser 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6650 We close in three hours -- make up your mind. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6651 Oh, please! Everyone knows paper can’t beat squat unless you’ve been served. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6652 Broke?? Cover the bill or I'll cut you off! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6653 Listen, it doesn't friggin' matter if the guacamole is on top of the rice and the beans, ok?! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6654 How do you guys decide who 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6655 Sorry fellas, that fight fight last night got out of hand. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6656 It’s always “Rock, Paper, Scissors!” but never how are Rock, Paper, and Scissors? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6657 And you want me to decide who orders first? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6658 Want booze? Cut the Crap. Show me your papers to hit the rock bottom hard. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
6659 One, two, three..shots please. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6660 Ok,nevermind i 'll go first. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
6661 We have a bet going. FMK? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6662 Who wanted on the rocks? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6663 It’s a two-for-one drink special. Either order another or move aside. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6664 Cause any trouble? I've got dynamite out the back. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6665 So, did paper pay the cover charge? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6666 Would you like to hear a joke?" 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6667 Fifty bucks up front. Work it out amongst yourselves. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6668 In this bar, it's Rochambeau! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6669 OK, one more round. On the rocks? Paper Plane? And too cut to care? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6670 Shoot” “Language fellas !!! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6671 So who's going to start the tab? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6672 I’ll serve you, but he’s not allowed anywhere near the bill 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6673 So you walked into a bar together -- but what's my punchline?" 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6674 Well, this sure went sideways quickly. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6675 You guys can argue between yourselves, but someone has to pay the bill. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6676 Which one of you guys is paying for this? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6677 We don’t serve hair / Cheryl J Campagne 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6678 Who are you calling indecisive? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6679 OK, you already did this for the bread, the meat, the cheese, and the vegetable. Is this really the only way can decide on the sauce?” 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6680 Okay, that's it! Until I start hearing plastic, no one's getting served. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6681 A rock, paper, and scissors walk up to a salad bar..." 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6682 I don't care who covers whom, one of you has to cover the tab! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6683 Open a tab then, fella’s? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6684 What, stuck on a decision? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6685 I'm not doing this again. Take it outside! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6686 How old are the scissors? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6687 ...and then narrow it to two choices and flip a coin. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6688 Stop playing around! Who’s paying the bar tab? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6689 If you want straws you go to McDonald's. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6690 One more time. Tequila makes you crazy. whiskey makes you frisky, and gin makes you sin.' 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6691 We can’t go over this again…you order here and THEN pay over there. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6692 Well, one of you is going to get smashed and another is going to cut it up tonight. I just hope someone is left to cover the tab. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6693 I don’t care who ’won’. Who’s paying the tab? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6694 And if you three come back here again, I’ll shoot! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6695 Where's flexible pliers made of concrete at? He'd fix your miserable asses, wouldn't he? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6696 Coin will be here in a minute. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6697 It just never ends with you three does it?? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6698 If that’s how you decide who’s buying, it’s not the first time I’ve seen it. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6699 You need a tall one--you look beat. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6700 Maybe next time, one of you stays home, so the other two can figure out who pays? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6701 -No whisky on rocks for you 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6702 No. I've never heard of a Roshambo. What do I do first? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6703 Instead of cut, smash, or smother, what about tip? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6704 Alright, whose round is it ? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6705 I am sick and tired of you guys not being able to make a decision. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6706 Look, I don't care how you decide, but one of you is paying up. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6707 Let's make it simple: Who's payin'? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6708 No way, boys! I'm not playing your stupid game again. Just because you order on the rocks, cut a piece of paper, and put it on the glass, it doesn't clear your tab. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6709 I can take the cutting critique and the bluntness from you guys, but come closing, it's time to wrap it up. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6710 Have you thought about not comparing yourselves to each other so much? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6711 OK wise guys hand over the ID's! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6712 No, I will not play you for your tab. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6713 I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but no one is going to cover, cut or smash in my establishment! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6714 Paper! I guess you want yours on the rocks 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6715 Would you guys hurry and decide what you want? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6716 You want to wait to order until the lizard and Spock show up? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6717 You really think eeny, meeny, miny, moe is the best way for you guys to decide whose turn it is to pick up tonight's tab? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6718 Enough games, what can I get ya? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6719 Decide who’s going to pay first! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6720 Sorry, you're going to need hands to play. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6721 Rocks on the side does not give you the advantage. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6722 I think "86" beats all 3 of you mugs, so for the last time, who's getting the tab tonight? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6723 Don't tell me you can't decide who is paying the tab! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6724 If one of you ‘dropped out’, it would make a sure win! 🙏🏾 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6725 Okay, on the count of 3... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6726 We don’t have a talking horse 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6727 Bartender: So who’s first? Rock & Paper in unison: Me. Scissors: Not me. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6728 Look. Decide among yourselves who's gonna give the drink order. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6729 Sorry, game room already booked for the Pokémon club. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6730 I’m not playing your games. Who’s paying the tab? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6731 For the last time, payment in cash or card, no games. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6732 What do you mean, you get the first drink, Rock? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6733 What do I suggest? Ready. 1, 2, 3, shots! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6734 I don’t care which one of you goes first, but no more double or nothing. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6735 What do you mean, “on the rocks”? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6736 Look,I don't care how you do it, but there has to be some way for you to decide who's paying your tab! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6737 MAKE A CHOICE ALREADY!!!!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6738 Please don't 'shoot' while sitting at the bar. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6739 Let ME rank your choices, wise guys - is it gonna be cash, card, or that big bouncer you passed on the way in? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6740 Who’s turn is it to get destroyed tonight? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6741 Let me guess, Rock, Paper, Scissors say ‘Shots’? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6742 Look, we don't allow no non-transitive games in here. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6743 Look! Rocks are ice cubes here! And we are NOT a STATIONARY STORE!!! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6744 Don’t you guys have anything else to do? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6745 Now don't you start! I will serve drinks to all of you. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6746 Yea, yea - I've heard that before. Now what'll you have? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6747 Hey look, I’m the kind of guy who can only handle binary alcoholics 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6748 I’ll give you all a drink, please just don’t shoot. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6749 I ain't woke enough to serve you freaks. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6750 How ‘bout this: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Cocktail Glass?” 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6751 Quit cutting in! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6752 What'll it be!, Two out of three, three out of five? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6753 Sorry, but you three must decide which one pays the bill. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6754 Sheet,to cut it short,you want three on the rocks? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6755 Lets wrap this up, I will cut a check and you three hit the road. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6756 We’re going to count to three, and THEN we’re gonna start shooting. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6757 We've decided to stop playing the games people play 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6758 I didn’t come here to play games. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6759 Jods? We’re out of jods. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6760 Listen up, there is to be no throwing shapes in here! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6761 I will not decide who goes first! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6762 Look, I can only hire one of you. You’ll have to work that out amongst yourselves. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6763 I'm not picking one, you're all cut off! 1.0851 0.05952 47 45 0 2
6764 We don't serve Rochambeau here 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6765 So, you thought you’d all get hammered for a change. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6766 No crushing, cutting or suffocating on these premises. Got that? Or take it outside! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6767 My shotgun under the bar only has two barrels so who's it going to be6 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6768 Hi guys. Are you three going to fight it out for a beer? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6769 How many times do I have to tell you - we don’t serve inanimate objects! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6770 No more rounds…the guy in the center looks good for the check. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6771 Rock - Paper - Scissors - Says - "yo bartender bring us some shoots" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6772 It just seems like you guys always want somebody else to make up your minds for you. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6773 Shoot for it? Draw straws? Pick a number for all I care! Someone just needs to pay this bill! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6774 The OTB parlor is two doors down. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6775 Glad to know you have French names. Now what do you want to drink. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6776 All tokens are equal; But some are more Equal! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6777 "Lemme see if I got this right, one on the rocks, one plain and one with a slice." 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6778 What the *%#! is a Go Shoot? You can have a shot of anything you want. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6779 Whadda ya mean ya can’t decide who’s paying? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6780 Enough already! One of you just give me a credit card. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6781 You don't wanna play darts. You don't wanna play pool. There's gotta be some game you wanna play together. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6782 Grind, wrap, or chop - who’s first? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6783 I don't care who wins, someone has to pay. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6784 Ya'll back again? I tried to tell ya'll that he's gonna use a coin next time. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6785 Just use the QR code and split it this time… 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6786 Look, I don’t care how you figure it out but someone is paying this tab 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6787 Just no figthing this time! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6788 If one of you doesn’t pay, I’m gonna Rocham-throw you all out.” (sorry, I know 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6789 Some guy named Rochambeau said he’d cover your tab if you’d stop arguing. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6790 I don’t care who won…take a number! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6791 Stop arguing and flip a coin to figure out who's buyin' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6792 There's a big lug named Hans looking for you three jokers. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6793 Make your decision, and THEN place your order. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6794 I get who’s next, but who’s first? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6795 Shoot! I guess shooters are in order! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6796 No surprises anymore, the three monkeys just left! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6797 Why don't you just spoof *for it. DO YOU PLAY THAT IN USA? A GAME INVOLVING HOLDING 0-3 COINS IN YOUR HAND AND GUESSING THE TOTAL NUMBER 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6798 Look! I don't need you to make ANY decisions for me! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6799 DON'T even say it. We all deserve top shelf. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6800 Hang on, Meenie and Miney, Moe is next. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6801 How about I surprise you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6802 No paper, no drinks. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6803 Shoot, we're fresh out of pickles. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6804 No, I'm not going to play your game so you can get free drinks. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
6805 Christmas 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6806 Someday I'll open my dream business: selling salad by the scoop. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6807 I don't care how you do it, but figure out who's gonna pay! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6808 Well, let's settle this thing one way or another! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6809 So which one of you is going to pay? If there isn't anyone with this caption, it better be very clever. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6810 You guys threaten to fight one more time, and I’m gonna wrap you, cut you, and smash you! Respectively. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6811 Thanks to patrons like yourselves, I’m able to make money hand over fist. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6812 No, I won’t play it to see who buys the round! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6813 No, we don’t serve drinks on the rock. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6814 I ain't here for games! Order up or take your toys and go home! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6815 Look, you guys are gonna have to leave. We've got enough dt's in here already. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6816 Lemme guess, which one ordered their martini “on the rock?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6817 Okay, no more games. Do you say 'shoot' or not? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6818 Don’t you need two hands to make a decision? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6819 If you guys had a copyright on that game, you'd be raking it in right now.'' 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6820 For the last time I’m not going to play for your drinks! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6821 No chance. The big game's already on 2 out of our 3 TVs. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6822 I don't care which one of you beats the other one, somebody better pay your bar tab. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6823 Doesn't matter to me, the majority of you are losers! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6824 Look, I'm not getting suckered by you three again. You want drinks, put your money on the bar. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6825 It's always "the usual" order with you guys. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6826 This time you guys better settle who's gonna pay. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6827 No I won't play you for drinks. You guys are wired. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6828 No, you tell me whose tab it goes on! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6829 Will you guys just decide who’s paying! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6830 Just pay the tab already. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6831 Everybody must get stoned! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6832 So, you want three beers and a mop? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6833 No one gets anything until I get a match! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6834 Hurry up! I know you three are playing "Rock, paper, scissors" to see who's buying. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6835 Okay, fellas. What did you do with The Lizard and Spock? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6836 Ok. What did you do with match? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6837 Alright, wiseguy, you gonna split the tab or cover it yourself? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6838 For the last time, who's gonna pay for these drinks! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6839 Yeah, so what? I'll beat all o' yous right now! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6840 Look, somehow you have to decide. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6841 So, that'll be a Rock 'n' Rye, a Paper Plane and a Running with Scissors. Now, who's gonna pick up the tab? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6842 You covering for your weird pals? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6843 So I'm putting it on the tab for Anne Shoot? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6844 No, I won’t play ‘a game’ to settle your tab. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6845 three paper planes, on the rocks. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6846 What’ll it be fellas, win, lose, or draw? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6847 Enough already! Choose a new way to decide who picks up the tab. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6848 I don't care, one of you is paying. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6849 Alright, wise guys. I’ll give you to a count of three… 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6850 No Fighting Inside The Bar 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6851 I don’t care who’s covering who, I’m cutting you all off!” -Bartender “Shoot..” -Roc 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6852 You guys playing some kind of game here? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6853 For the last time, we don’t serve hand games here. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6854 Server: “Which of you guys was first?” Paper: “me” Scissors: “me” Rock: “me” Server: shoot…. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6855 Rock, Paper, Scissors…Shooters all around? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6856 How did you get past our Mr. Thumb Wrestling Bouncer? No games are played at this establishment. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6857 Stop bickering and order something already! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6858 Double or nothing 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6859 All right you tight-fisted bunch, show me what ya got first! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6860 Stop with the games! What are you all drinking? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6861 Mild, medium or spicy? If YOU guys can't make up your mind, the rest of us are doomed. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6862 Any fighting youse got to take it outside! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6863 Spock off. No lizards here. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6864 Alright fellas, let me be clear; if I have to put my fist down, someone's gonna get hurt real bad! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6865 We can't decide so... what's the special? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6866 Over a pickle? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6867 Cash or credit cards only at this bar! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6868 I don’t care about the rock, you have to cover the tab. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6869 My shout tonight boys 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6870 last time you fought over the tab and left confetti everywhere! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6871 Right I'm gonna roll guys" - said the rock whilst the others stayed stationary 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6872 You all want to settle up? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6873 You figure out who's paying by doing what?!!! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6874 how will you decide who's paying? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6875 There's no best-out-of-three discount! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6876 I don't care whose turn it is to buy... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6877 What drink? You decide. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6878 Ok, we’ve got one on the rocks, one cut off, and your’re covering the bill, right? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6879 Not until you agree who's paying the tab. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6880 Sure, I’ll serve ya…right after y’all figure out who’s payin’ your last tab. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6881 Get out!Last time yous was here a fight broke out! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6882 Yeah, Paper, Rock and I are real impressed, but how about you cover your tab instead? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6883 which one of you feels like he's been hit by a rock? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6884 Last warning. I've already kicked out the lizard and Spock. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6885 Don't get interrogative on me, Mr. Paper! I believe you drank both cocktails and Mr. Scissors here can probably confirm it. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6886 I could care less who pays for this round 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6887 Your resume is all cut up. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6888 And I choose NOT to serve inasnimate objects! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6889 Should we flip a coin to see who’s next? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6890 There's got to be some way for you guys to decide who pays. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6891 Look, I already told Rochambeau I’ll have the money by tomorrow. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6892 No, you can't have a glass to play with! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6893 If you had hands you could just draw straws to settle this. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6894 No more games. On "three" you pay your tab. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6895 OK, on the rocks, in a paper cup, with a snip of Lemon. Proof? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6896 I didn't bring a pair of scissors I thought we would just play Rock - Paper 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6897 I don't care who orders first -- you figure it out! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6898 Enough - when you figure out who’s paying, let me know! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6899 Look, somebody has to pay the tab. Which one of you is it going to be? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6900 I don't care how many rounds you go, none of you beats the bill. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6901 Ok, no more games. Who’s paying? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6902 Rock, Paper, Scissors… Shoot! We’re out of Tequila! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6903 I know you guys LOVE competition, but I’m not guessing which one of you is paying for the bourbon on the rocks. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6904 No...you can't cut, smash then wrap your own sushi! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6905 For the last time, neither Lizard nor Spock works here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6906 I’m tired of you fighting. And I’m not giving scissors the tab for rock, rock the tab for paper, and paper the tab for scissors, I don’t care who beat whom. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6907 Jingle bells Batman smells is my favorite song. It’s my favorite song ever. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6908 I told you, I’m retired. Out of the game. I’m done with just being Shoot. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6909 I never heard of that drink, what’s in it 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6910 You guys figure it out, then order. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6911 Cash or Card? My 2x2 outcome table beats yours. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6912 how should we decide who pays? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6913 I'm not taking anyone's side here. I'm just the bartender. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6914 All right! Who's paying for this round?! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6915 Whatever happened liar’s dice?? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6916 What do you mean only one of us can drink? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6917 I just can't have a bunch of rabble rousers in here starting up fights with my customers! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6918 Ok... Let me guess; one bourbon on the rocks, one Mai Tai with the little paper umbrella and two shots of Cutter's Rum. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6919 A dry martini beats all three of you! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6920 No, you choose! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6921 Well, you'll have to come up with some way to decide who is going pick up the tab! 1.0800 0.05599 50 48 0 2
6922 I don't care who is SUPPOSED to cover it, one of you has to pay!" 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6923 I don't care who pays the bill. But you've only got 2 minutes to figure it out! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6924 You're paying. I know your routine. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6925 Let me guess: Three glasses of Rochampagne? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6926 I don't have time for your games. Somebody just give me their credit card. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6927 You again? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6928 I don’t care if you do work for congress. Somebody has to pay the bill. 1.0800 0.05599 50 48 0 2
6929 Alright, I only have one salami sandwich left. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6930 Nevertheless you’ve gotta take a number. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6931 I’m not here to play games.” 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6932 I warned you three before…we don’t want any trouble in this bar. Out! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6933 No, bar fights aren't on the menu. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6934 I've had just about enough of your silly games; just pick a drink!" 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6935 Listen, no covering, no cutting, no smashing, no fighting. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6936 Hey, you guys, take your fight outside! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6937 I don’t care who won, someone needs to pay the tab 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6938 Maybe you three decide who’s paying before I make the drinks this time? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6939 Which one of youse guys is going first? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6940 Three Rochambeau’s on the rock, please. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6941 No I haven't seen spock or his damn lizard, now are you going to buy a drink or what? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6942 I don’t care who came in here first. You decide. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6943 I need you to tell me who is paying the bill before taking your order. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6944 Look, I saw you guys out there on the sidewalk choosing this place -- figure out how to choose what to order! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6945 Come on now, who's buying the first round already? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6946 At the bar, rock, paper, and scissors walked in – the ultimate showdown began, but the jukebox won with 'rock and rol 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6947 Isn't this place a little off the beaten path for you Wallstreet boys? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6948 I don’t care who wins, pay up! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6949 Even did everybody get so fickle? Yesterday I served Evens or Odds. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6950 No, you can't keep betting me repeatedly until you finally win a free meal. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6951 Here's a good one: A muffin, a celery, and a scissors come into a bar.... Y0U'VE GOT to be kidding me.....!! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6952 Cut it out, guys. Time to wrap it up. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6953 Enough with the games. Decide right now who is paying the tab or you all go thirsty! Those are the rules. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6954 No more messing around you three. Give me your order already! 1.0784 0.05490 51 49 0 2
6955 Last call before you all get bombed! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6956 Just decide who’s paying the tab! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6957 We do not serve Bar Game pieces. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6958 Yesterday it was eenie, meenie, miney and mo; today it's you three. Can't anybody decide what to order? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6959 Take the game outside fellas! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6960 I don’t care who you guys are, NObody beats your bar tab! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6961 Go steal somebody else's dice 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6962 Why do you guys always take so long to figure our who's paying the tab? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6963 What do you mean you wanna draw straws? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6964 1,2,3 shots? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6965 Come on, guys! What's your order? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6966 which one of you ordered a match 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6967 Paper, there’s a cover charge for our rock band Smashing Scissors. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6968 I don’t want to ask again…shoot WHAT? Vodka, tequila? Stop playing games. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6969 Look I don’t care WHO pays but you need to make a decision. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6970 We don’t play two out of three of who’s picking up the tab. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6971 Okay but you guys have to decide who’s paying BEFORE you start drinking this time 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6972 Lizard Spock! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6973 Listen guys, stop calling each other names and choose what topping you want! We’ll all win if we do this! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6974 Rock, Paper, Scissors says… Shooters, please! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6975 You guys… This is not how we order food here. Would you like to try the sample plate? That might help you decide. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6976 For the last time, you guys can fight it out among yourselves. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6977 I don’t have any RPS, I only have PBR. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6978 Scissors lost the game so he is going to pay for us 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6979 So that’s why we can’t get it on the rocks anymore. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6980 Have you decided who gets the tab? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6981 OK, whose going to pay? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6982 Decide what you want soon! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6983 I don’t care how you decide who pays. The bill is still $38.40. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6984 I'm going to cut your tab before you hit rock bottom. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6985 I don’t care which one of you pays, the bill still has to be paid. Decide amongst yourselves. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6986 You need to decide NOW whose going to pay the tab 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6987 I don't do old-school — come back when lizard and Spock get here. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6988 Last time I had you cut-ups in the bar I had to paper over the damage you did or I'd have lost my job like rocks flying from an angry volcano, my boss! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6989 This is no place for playing games. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6990 You don't got a shot at beating karaoke. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6991 Winner gets a free drink. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6992 Where are your friends Lizard and Spock? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6993 Listen guys, I don’t want any trouble. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6994 Figure out who's paying before ordering this time! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6995 Don't try playing any games with me. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6996 Don't make me choose just order from top to bottom 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6997 So, which two of you are drinking? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6998 If you guys want to settle something, you’ll have to take it outside. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6999 There are no LARGE HANDS here, so get lost! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7000 OK. This time you’re each going to pick a number 1 through 10 to see who pays the tab! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7001 Make up your mind; I ain’t got all day. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7002 What’ll it be boys? And who gets the tab? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7003 I'm not starting a tab until you three figure out who's paying. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7004 Equal opportunity bar!! You are equal, no matter what finest talent is; Smooshing scissor Covering rocks Smooshing scissors CHEERS! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7005 Was that “shoot” or “shot”? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7006 Look, I don't care HOW you decide what to order, just pick something! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7007 How about a round of Rock/Paper/Scissors to decide who goes first? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7008 Let me guess. You want a rum and coke, you want a pink lady and you want a schnapps. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7009 I'm not serving you shooters - try your luck somewhere else. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7010 I’m not pouring any drinks until you pay up! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7011 I don’t care who beats a what! One of you better pay up 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7012 Who ordered the whisky on the rocks? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7013 Yeah, but a bar tab beats rock, paper, and scissors. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7014 Finally adults resolving conflicts over a beer I see 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7015 Look, I don’t make the rules. Paper always beats rocks. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7016 Stop playing games, which one of you is going to order? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7017 No, you can’t challenge me to win your food. At Roshambo’s we only deal in cash. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7018 WHO PAYS? YOU GUYS WORK THAT OUT BETWEEN YOU 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7019 Who are your friends, Mr. Johnson? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7020 Hand over fist, if you guys aren't out of here in ten minutes, I'm calling the gaming commission. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7021 I don't give a damn who wins, I just wanna know who's buyin'! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7022 Nope, I'm pretty sure it's scissors that crushes rock. Now what can I get yuh? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7023 No! This diner will never go the AI menu route. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7024 Please make up your mind! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7025 You know the rule. You each get the same thing. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7026 I don't play games that lead to losing a customer or two. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7027 Stop playing games and order a drink. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7028 Ok, let’s cut the crap 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7029 Are you serious? You all lose exactly half the time? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7030 Which Congressional caucus you say you're with? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7031 Why do I have to decide who pays? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7032 You can't go on strike! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7033 I only have enough to make one Negroni. You guys decide. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7034 Sorry, but we will need just a little more time to decide what to drink. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7035 If one of you shoots, you’re all out! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7036 What's the over/under on the scissors? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7037 Okay,fellas,sort this out among yourselves,but somebody 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7038 Listen, just hurry up and decide, I don't have all day. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7039 You can stay for now, but if Lizard and Spock show up you’re _all_ outta here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7040 What did you guys do with the Irishman this time? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7041 'No, we don't serve a free meal for the winners of rock, paper, scissors!!' 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7042 This is your last warning. Any more fighting between you three and you’ll all be barred 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7043 It's only a two party system 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7044 I said it's 21 in here and only one of you makes the cut 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7045 Ok Rashambo,ready to settle up the tab? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7046 The bottom line is, ''ll only serve one of you. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7047 Make mine a Paper Plane…on the rocks. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7048 This joint serves everybody. I don't care who bests who! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7049 NO GAMES THIS TIME!!! WHATTA YA WANT??? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7050 Never have I ever lost $4.56 million. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7051 Moving forward, please decide who won before ordering. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7052 no we’re gonna hold off on appetizer for now. we’re actually for a party of two…penis and cum 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7053 Before you decide who pays, first let's see some cash, a credit card, or digital currency! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7054 I don't have time for this. You each pay for your own drink! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7055 I don’t care how it is up north, your kind ain’t welcome in this here bar. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7056 . . . for the last time, Ro-Sham-NO! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7057 I haven't got all day. What's your order?? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7058 Alright boys. Who's ordering? One, two, three shoot! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7059 Sorry, the only to-go order we have waiting is for an Eeny, Meany, Miney and Moe! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7060 I don't have all day. Who's next? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7061 This is Diversity and Equity—and I’m Inclusion. We all take a double. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7062 Rock, Paper, Scissors-no more games you guys are flagged! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7063 She's out on strike ! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7064 I said last shot, not last shoot! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7065 Sure — why don't you row-scam-bow your way outta here, Rockface? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7066 Nah, he’s only one sheet to the wind. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7067 Ahh, you’re all so grown up now!” Callum J Rolfe, LONDON U 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7068 Dynamite is due here any minute. Trust me, none of you want to play with dynamite." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7069 I recommend the ayahuasca. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7070 C’mon fellows, can’t decide what you want? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7071 No more “me-you-you shoot” this week. All the smashing, wrapping and cutting got WAY out of control last time! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7072 Look, I don't CARE which one of you picks up the tab.... 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7073 I don't care how you decide, just tell me who's picking up the tab. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7074 I'm sorry, but you can't get your table until lizard and Spock get here. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7075 Name’s Rocky. These are my frenemies, Champ and Beaufort. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7076 You three have to make a decision! I’m not gonna do it for you. Who’s gonna order first? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7077 Quit playing around. Order or get out. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7078 Im tired of playing games with you. Pay up! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7079 You guys were winners once, but now you're losers. We don't serve losers so beat it! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7080 Just hurry up and make up your mind! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7081 We heard this is where we're supposed to shoot. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7082 No. I won’t play. Rock always wins and it’s no fun. Go away. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7083 I'm not playing your game. You'll be served in the order that you came in. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7084 I’ll take the scissors. I don’t even recognize your other two. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7085 Glad you finally resolved your differences. When do you leave for the Middle East? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7086 Ok what do you say- next winner buys drinks? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7087 Alright you guys,no service 'til you decide who's paying! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7088 No, my salt and pepper won’t fix this standoff 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7089 I don’t care how much you buy, I will not be the one to settle this debate. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7090 Ok, who is going to pay this bar tab? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7091 Separate checks or are you guys gonna flip for it? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7092 I've got to put the tab under someone's name, and you all have to figure out how to decide. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7093 What can I cut for each of you? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7094 What the fuck is going on here? This is the weirdest day of my life, my wife ain't gonna believe this no sir. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7095 Who's going to beat who picking up the tab? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7096 You! No breaking things! You! No cutting things! And are you going to cover the tab, too? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7097 We don’t split checks, can’t you just cover them both? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7098 Sheesh. Now I'll never get outa here! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7099 I don't care how you decide, one of you has to order first. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7100 Lemme guess, you’re gonna RoShamBo who gets the first round. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7101 Here we go again - Next time can you work together ... SHOOT! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7102 Any more trouble from you guys and we'll be playing a nice game of rock, paper, scissors, barbed wire covered baseball bat. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7103 Nothing beats straw fellas. We've got none and you can't drink without'em. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7104 Well, someone has to pay -- figure it out! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7105 Shoot! What’s a good way to figure out who gets the last shot of Tequila? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7106 I told you punks, I'm not making a bet! Eiher you pay or you don't eat. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7107 Lizard used to work here, sure. But I don't know nothin' about no poison. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7108 One, two, three and shoot were just here and had the meatloaf. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7109 OK, I’ll go get the bottled-washing monkey but I’m warning you, I’m not paying for my for my own drinks again. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7110 I don't care which of you guys pays the check. Figure it out. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7111 So you're all retired to barstools 'cuz AI was unfail8ngly able to predict the winner? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7112 This isn't late night TV--you can cut out the jokes man! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7113 We don't want any trouble tonight boys, hands where I can see 'em. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7114 We got no cover, just don't get smashed! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7115 They couldn’t decide between a manhattan and old fashioned but the coin showed up first. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7116 Hey guys, you need to settle this tab like adults. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7117 Ya they passed through here about 15 minutes ago. Looked just like you. Asked me to pass along a message… “Shoot” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7118 See, the beauty of hanging out at a bar is that troubles are left behind and anyone can drink with anybody, even with the competition it seems. So, who wants to play a game that’ll win you a $100 gift voucher? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7119 Look asswipes...scissors beat paper..paper beats rock and rock beats scissors... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7120 Since we can’t agree on whose turn it is to pay, I think we decide by a game of rock, paper, scissors. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7121 You guys battle it out for who orders first 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7122 Only choice left is water or the exit door. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7123 This seems like a no-win to me. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7124 For the last time, the words aren't "Ro, a beer, a bad lite beer, Sham, a drop of Daiquiri or Bo, a Mojito I'd make myself." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7125 Decide now who's going to pay. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7126 Don't think about playing games... we know how it will end. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7127 This time, no games! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7128 What did I tell you? No one wins.. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7129 To Ching to Ching to Ching 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7130 Would you guys make up your mind, already?! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7131 Palms on the bar, where I can see them! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7132 I don't care who beats whom. Somebody's paying this tab. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7133 Come on, guys, shoot already! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7134 If you don’t figure out who’s paying in the next two minutes, our bouncer Frank is gonna beat all three of you. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7135 Enough of your games. Just make a decision. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7136 Sorry I can’t serve you. There is no way to safely separate you. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7137 Apparently the gaming committee have banned us from the casino, so I guess you’re stuck with us for the rest of the night. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7138 Look, it doesn’t matter who wins, as long as you all have fun. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7139 So you’re telling me we are supposed to go AFTER three, not ON three?! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7140 All night it’s been ‘win, lose or draw’, ‘win lose or draw’. Can’t you talk about something else? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7141 So what's it gonna be? You guys choose -- rock, scissors or paper. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7142 I’m no dummy—I only have a 1 in 4 chance of winning! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7143 No I will not decide for you! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7144 Isn’t there a dynamite guy that hangs around with you guys sometimes? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7145 I don't play games, who has the cash? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7146 Only the middle guy pays a cover charge. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7147 Look, you all have your plusses, but Paper is the only one that can cover this bar. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7148 I don’t care what it means in your circular hierarchy, you’re all cut off! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7149 The only thong we thrown down here are drinks. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7150 Rochambeau. Shmochambeau. No more drinks until you settle your bar tab. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7151 All I wanna know is can you cover the tab? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7152 No, I'm not playing for free drinks; you guys are obviously in collusion. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7153 Can you just decide which of you is ordering first? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7154 This time, decide who’s gonna pay first, then you’ll get served. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7155 Decide who's paying, then you get your drinks! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7156 I’m down to my last special of the day… 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7157 It’s shoot, not says shoot 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7158 From many personal experiences, 'You're all losers!' 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7159 Lizard and Spock aren’t here geniuses.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7160 You were and are still barred for fighting, for life. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7161 Paper and scissors walk into a restaurant, and the stone says, 'You're in for a rocky dining experience!' 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7162 I used to play the game but there is no top dog in the fight everyone looses! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7163 Looks like I only have one left; who's going to get it? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7164 I'm not serving you two cut-ups, and you, Rocky, use the door; quit coming through the windows. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7165 Yeah, yeah, just cut the crap, and tell me who covers the tab after you get smashed? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7166 That’s enough shooting for tonight. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7167 No getting handsy with the customers. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7168 I need to see all three of your IDs! 21 and over!! 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7169 Take it outside. I’m tired of waiting for you to make a decision 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7170 Look! At least one of you jokers has got to pay this tab. And don't play stupid games with me! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7171 Play your games if you want, but nobody's getting a free drink! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7172 Just order, I’m not playing your games. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7173 Drinking and fighting, drinking and fighting? Not today boys. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7174 You three are going to have to figure out yourselves who goes next… 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7175 I'm not playing games with you guys, Just Order! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7176 Sorry for the last minute call, but Coin cancelled and the Dices are bombing out there 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7177 I am not playing with you 3 for drinks! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7178 Maybe we should open to other objects. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7179 My bouncers, Lizard & Spock, would like a word. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7180 …in round 3, Rock takes the dive. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7181 You all should be able to figure out who is covering the tab. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7182 You look hotter on FX’s The Bear… 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7183 I don’t care how you decide, but will one of you order, already? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
7184 I don’t care if scissors cut paper, rocks break scissors and paper covers rocks - What do you all want for lunch ??? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7185 It’s pretty pathetic that you can’t even decide what to eat. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7186 You guys take it outside! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7187 I won't serve you until I know which one of you will be paying. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7188 Why can't you guys ever make up your minds? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7189 I don’t care who won! We don’t take bags of air in payment! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7190 Say it with me, it’s ‘shot’, not ‘shoot’” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7191 OK, here we go again! On three for who gets the first drink. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7192 Hey Paper! Don't tell me you're going to try to cover things up after Scissors gets smashed! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
7193 No, I don’t think there’s a clear winner here. It depends. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7194 So, which one of you is buying? Let's do best out of five. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7195 No we don't serve Zima you ASSHOLES! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7196 Inflation forced them to remain drinking buddies. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7197 Who told you there would be a drinking contest? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
7198 Rochambeau? Is that a Merlot? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7199 I don't care how you figure it out, but you need to pay up your bar tab or you'll need hospitalization 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7200 Hands over fist, you want a scissors and scotch cut neat. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7201 I really need a decision: beer or cocktails? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7202 There's no cover charge, but I'll cut you loose if you get smashed. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7203 Stop playing games and get back to work. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7204 How are we going to decide this time? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7205 How do you win Squid Game in real life?" "Rock, Paper, Homeland Security!" "~"Mai" Squid Game." "1,2,3,4,5,Chicks 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7206 If you are sharing one drink, you have to come up with a way to choose which one. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7207 It sounds like your guy's friend group is on the rocks. I would suggest cutting any ties now, before anyone gets torn up. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7208 Let me know when you reach a decision… 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7209 I Know, paper wants 5 fingers, scissors 1,and rock abstains. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7210 Shifumi? I don't speak French 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7211 Just make up your mind,will 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7212 Like I told you before, lizard and Spock already left. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7213 You guys chose this bar for the best Manhattan in Manhattan? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7214 How will you decide who pays the tab? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7215 Please, just one of you pay the tab. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7216 No tab. Decide now,who's paying? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7217 Yeah, it's mystery meat. You choose who'll eat it. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7218 I am in no mood to play rock paper scissors anymore 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7219 Hey, what about giving us the five finger discount? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7220 Scotch (tape) on the rocks with one piece (paper) of ice. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7221 Enough nonsense. One of you pay or the bouncer beats all of you. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7222 Bartender: Well, why don’t you play for who can order first. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7223 No contest here, Gentlemen- You all pay! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7224 When I say "shoot," someone's paying the tab. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7225 You guys need to decide who's paying the bill 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7226 She just left. Sorry boys - someone else beat you to her. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7227 No way 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7228 How many rounds this time before you three decide who’s going to pay? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7229 How do you propose we figure out who orders first? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7230 Let me know when you guys decide what kind of alcohol you'll be shooting today. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7231 I don’t care how you sort it out, but somebody’s gotta pay this tab. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7232 You guys again? Don't you ever learn? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7233 No, you can't have veggie or mineral burgers! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7234 I know you can cover the tab, but I need you to pay for the drinks. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7235 You guys can divvy up the order any way you want but we won't do individual checks. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7236 That's enough. Take it outside! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7237 Don't get salty just because we all know who can crush it. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7238 I'll have a paper on the rocks. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7239 Get lost—this is a Tic-Tac-Toe establishment. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7240 A round of the usuals for live music, fellas? Some new band, the Zero-Sum-Gamelans or somethin’ like that. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7241 No more excuses! You guys need to get your lives figured out rather than spending all summer here drinking and playing pool! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7242 Don't you dare give me the stink eye, you got it Rock? 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7243 You guys got a lot of nerve showing up here. The last time we played this game I wound up behind this bar. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7244 Look, I don't care who's buying. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7245 On the rocks beats scissors. Straight up beats you all. I win. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7246 I have my own ice. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7247 Let me guess, left to right: mashed potatoes, burrito wrap, parsnips!" 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7248 I don't play anymore, you have already emptied a whole bottle. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7249 Who do I think would win a fight out of you three?......wow, that's a tough one! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7250 I'm not playing your game for free drinks anymore no matter what you say about how fair it is! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7251 Not again, fellas. All you ever do is get drunk and beat each other. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7252 No no no no!!! Majority stays in!! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7253 Listen fellas, I see what you're up to and two of you have have gotta leave now or there’s gonna be trouble —and I ain’t choosing. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7254 This time you better cover more than just your one friend. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7255 Mayo, mustard, or ketchup. Your choice, any two. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7256 Your paying or I'm not playing 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7257 Any stabbing, any crushing, any smothering, and you are out of here. Got it! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7258 Game over, y’all. We’re closed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7259 So you are saying, you will decide who pays by throwing yourselves around!! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7260 Rock, paper, and scissor walk into a bar. They eat, shoot, and leave. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7261 I just need you guys to decide which condiments you want on your sandwich 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7262 Look, I just can’t serve shooters in the morning. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7263 You guys had better go home. Your friend in the middle looks half-cut. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7264 It's my first day in inanimate object world! Which side of the bar is normal for me to be on? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7265 No way. Last time that guy cut this guy. You gotta get out. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7266 Instead of ordering booze you'd better submit proof that each of you is over eighteen. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7267 Interested in today’s martini special? , let me know 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7268 Decide now who pays. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7269 We come from Japan or at least did 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7270 OK, you win tough guy, but no way are you getting a free scotch on the rocks. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7271 I don't care who one, you've got to be 21 to buy a drink 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7272 Again,no games fellas. You drink,you pay. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7273 Shoot, I can’t decide who to serve first. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7274 So, I guess I know how you'll settle the bill. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7275 Someone's gotta pay the tab. You figure it out. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7276 Take your competition elsewhere. You're all losers. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7277 No, I won’t play marry, kill, f*ck with you. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7278 Saaay no! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7279 You know the rules, fellas. I ain’t servin’ nobody no shots til scissor says shoot 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7280 Before you order, I need to know who’s picking up the tab, this time! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7281 No more smashing, cutting, or covering this time, fellas. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7282 Win or lose, you still have to pay. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7283 Alright,whats it gunna be? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7284 've told you before bland it's time you need to deal with it. There is no end to this mutually destructive game! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7285 no games here! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7286 Enough games, I want a credit card from one of you, NOW! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7287 Have you guys determined yet who will pick up the tab? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7288 I told you guys before, 'no more fighting in the bar.' Why don't you just settle it by flipping a coin? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7289 DON'T EVEN start: You hear me Rock, Paper...Scissors? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7290 I said shots not shoots, now take your re-do elsewhere. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7291 Ironically, this is not a hold up! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7292 i can't choose for what you want! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7293 Get out of here. The last thing I need is a bunch of rock-hard, smashingly bad cut-ups? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7294 Cut it on the rocks, I got it covered. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
7295 It’s happy hour.. by one get one. You guys work it out amongst yourselves 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
7296 There a reason you folks want me to choose who goes first?!? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
7297 Well around here it's scotch bourbon rye. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7298 I only have enough for one, so figure it out. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7299 Oh no, I'm not guessing who the winner is! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7300 We don't serve old jokes here. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7301 You all look like you have the weight of the world on your nonexistent shoulders. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7302 OK, for the last time - Jordan or Curry? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7303 No! I will not make your decisions for you! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7304 Y’all don’t have big rocks, enough paper, or dance cuts to buy a drink in my bar. Get out before I pump my shotgun. Which beats all you. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7305 What do you mean "it's my turn now?" 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7306 Shit-Paper-_______! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7307 If you 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7308 OK so who is going to be first? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7309 Okay, play your silly game, but there are no free drinks for the winner. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7310 It's not your being able to hold your liquor, it's my glass I'm concerned about. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7311 You three play nice or I’ll throw you out faster than you can say “shoot”. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7312 Looks like you had a rough day, but you should see the coin! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7313 Listen, Scissors is a regular, but for you two I'm gonna need to see some ID. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7314 Okay, we really need to figure out who is paying? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7315 Yeah, he’s just gonna keep staring at you like that until you ask him how he wants it? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7316 Ok! What is it this time? 3 rounds or 5? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7317 Look fellas, you’re just gonna have to figure out this bar tab another way. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7318 Only you on the right will make the first cut. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7319 Yes.. My name is Shoot.. but I’m not the Shoot you’re looking for! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7320 How bout we flip a coin? Heads you make a decision and tails you eenie, meenie out of my deli. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7321 Look, we can keep going around like this forever, but one of you needs to pay the tab. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7322 Rock, Paper, Scissors... Nobody better shoot! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7323 One more time, guys...I need some ID...not a stupid game...You three work out who pays the tab. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7324 Alright wise guys, who is going to pay for the drinks this time?” Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7325 Look,one of you is going to pay this tab. How you figure out who that is is up to you. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7326 No-one gets the final word in our group. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7327 Well, if it isn't Dummy, Blanko and Dull. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7328 So how do you decide who pays the tab? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7329 Your little rock, paper, scissor game worked once on me, but don’t think it’s gonna get you another free round. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7330 We don't take kindly to nontransitivity in this town. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7331 You lightweights always want it on the rocks. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7332 Long day at work fellas? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7333 No, Im not gonna choose the payer for you! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7334 It’s 2024 and we’re still playing this game? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7335 3 rounds of ‘Lucky Loser’? We only serve losers, not make ‘em. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7336 Anyone of youz guys starts a fight in here again tonight Im calling the cops. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7337 Oh no Scissors not Shirley Temples again! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7338 Guess you’ll have the usual - SHOOTERS? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7339 Where the heck is Spock? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7340 No asshole I don't have a match ! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7341 Look, no more service till one of you pays the bill. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7342 You can't drink here. You guys take forever to pay the tab! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7343 Goddamn, this was so much easier when it was just a Rabbi, a Priest and a horse." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7344 Look, I don't care who, but one of you needs to decide what you're ordering. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7345 What do you think this is, some sort of game? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7346 Sorry, There's only one slice of pie left. You'll have to decide who gets it. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7347 Youse guys can have a drink but I dont want any breaking, cutting or coverups every time you want a round! OK 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7348 Damn Mescaline Margaritas!” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7349 No repeats of last night's bar fight, alright fellas? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7350 No, I'm not playing for drinks 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7351 Watch out for that one - always trying to cut the line.” -Jessica Meth Larchmont, N 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7352 No, I don't need a haircut, a facelift or a new set of stones, and no gambling allowed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7353 Rock: “Let’s flip a coin” “Heads, you two pay” “tails, you still pay” “because, I don’t think you two wanna get smashed” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7354 Okay, do your thing so I know who will pay for the next round. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7355 Ya can't be bouncers in this bar if you're constantly fighting each other guys! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7356 If you aren't gone by the time I get to three, I'm gonna shoot. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7357 I get it; you want me to cut and paste your favorite drink to our menu 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7358 You three have to work it out amongst yourselves. I'm not picking one over the other. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7359 I don’t care what you do, I’m still gonna need to see some I.D.s. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7360 Rock, paper, scissors. Those are the rules.” 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7361 Lucky for you, Rock, I have plenty of ice. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7362 So, no one wants to pay, huh? You're going to have to figure it out amongst yourselves! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7363 I don't care how you decide who pickes up the tab 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7364 Okay just shoot your order already 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7365 Ok, you can work here. But Paper, you can't be all over Rock at work. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7366 Do you really need to ask? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7367 I don’t care who’s paying, but we only say shot in this bar. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7368 Title: "The Seamstress Knight" Arun, a knight passionate about sewing, disguises himself as a young woman, Aria, to secretly pursue his art. His tapestries narrate his knightly exploits. When his secret is revealed, the ladies are impressed, and Aru 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7369 Shut up before I write the order on your face. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7370 Sorry, we only have one burger left 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7371 Any more games an you're 86'd. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
7372 No drinks until you decide who 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7373 Sorry, I don’t split tabs. Draw straws if you need to. We have plenty. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7374 OK, so he trailed a bit of paper from the john that didn't get cut, but all I asked was if you want your drinks on the rocks! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7375 No, I haven't seen any particular lizard or whoever this Spock guy is! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7376 I had to hire full time security after the mess you left last time. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7377 I understand that, but unless you're planning to cover his tab as well, he's next. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7378 Are you guys gonna order or are you still waiting on Lizard and Spock? 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7379 I'll bet you're the new employees another casino next door. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7380 What, you expect me to choose? If I choose the rock, it's because I make all decisions weighty. If I choose the paper, its because I want to cover up the decision. If I choose the scissor, its because I want to make all decisions go away. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7381 Your kind's got no business here in The Last One Standng Lounge. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7382 Okay,who's going first? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7383 Funny how all of you forget your place at "who's buying?" 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7384 Didn't I tell you three indecisives to stay out of here? The last time you came in, you created mayhem! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7385 No, I’m not going to choose who orders first! Figure that out among yourselves!! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7386 Bartender: What happened to ‘Gun’? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7387 Only one beer left. Maybe flip a coin for it? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7388 OK, cheaters. Pay up! I'm on to your game! 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
7389 Get outta here! You're the guys who can't decide who'll pay the tab. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7390 What did you do with the priest,imam,and rabbi? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7391 I'm cutting paper off! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7392 Doesn't matter who orders first- we've only got one special! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7393 Stop playing games. Who held their hand out first? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7394 Just tell me who’s gonna pay the tab goddamnit 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7395 Which of youse is going to pay? This is no time for games. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7396 How long are you guys going to decide who's paying? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7397 What do you mean, 'It's on him?' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7398 Look, I don’t care how you split the bill - decide it amongst yourselves. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7399 Okay--but no more hitting, choking, or biting. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7400 Paper’s got you covered you rock but scissor is on his own 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7401 Ok…. Which one of you played Dopesmoker on the jukebox? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7402 I'll tell you what I tell everyone else, if you tell me the ingredients I'll make it for you. Otherwise, kick rocks... 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7403 Papered Scissorhands rocking the bar 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
7404 I don't care which one of you beats another one of you, nobody beats their tab. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7405 OK listen, if you three can't decide, we'll have to draw straws! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7406 ‘Now, how we gonna decide who’s payin?’ 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7407 Are you looking to cut a deal? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7408 I don't care if the scissor is the designated driver. You're too stoned and your buddy is plastered. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7409 Let me see your money! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7410 Would you like something sweet, new york knicks? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7411 No, you can't have a break, we have a cover charge, and I don't care how you cut it. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7412 Why don't you stop trying to beat each other and team up to beat plastic? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7413 So, to be clear, we’re ordering on 3 or when you say go…? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7414 A Rock and Paper ran into a bar, followed by scissors which had to walk. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7415 Sure, I’ll play. But win or lose you pay. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7416 Like droids, we don't serve rock, paper, or scissors here. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7417 Ok so who's covering this? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7418 Where ya been Ro, Cham and Beau? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7419 I don't care what game you've got goin. One of you has to pay. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7420 We don't do separate checks. You gotta decide who's paying. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
7421 We all can agree on an ice cold beer after work. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7422 Please leave. We don't serve your kind in this establishment. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7423 Alright, what'll it be boys, the usual drinks, on the Rock?" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7424 No, we do not have Rochambeau 1781. Draft or bottle? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7425 Rock, I never did like you. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7426 Look, this is not a 'multiple choice bar.' You gotta make a decision on what you're gonna drink! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7427 Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot…I haven’t seen you knuckleheads since grade school.” “How do you live with yourself, Paper, caught between a Rock and a Shard Face?” “Can’t you knuckleheads figure out the bill? Paper covers Rock, Scissors cuts Pa 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7428 All right guys, we all know this ain't gonna end well, I'm calling it. Last rites? I mean! Last drinks? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7429 I’m not gonna play another game, pay up. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7430 A rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors walk into a bar. They can’t decide what to order and refuse to settle it in the obvious way. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7431 I'm only goin' to tell you once... no betting down at this end of the bar, I could lose my license! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7432 You play the game and the winner buys the round? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7433 Remember,no ambulances this time. So,who's got this? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7434 Just to be clear, we serve our drinks with ice here sir 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7435 Don't look so smug, paper. You haven't met our new player: fire-roasted tomatoes! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7436 THIS time, no fighting over the tab! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7437 No, I don't have someone else to play with! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7438 Rock’s paper and scissors walk into the bar. Dwayne Johnson was a puppetier. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7439 Only two out of three of you are getting a drink. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7440 cutting-edge conversations in the kitchen 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7441 We don't call it the "man's game" for no reason 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7442 This one "on the rock"? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7443 I said, 'It's once, twice, three...SHOOT! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7444 C'mon! Make a decision already! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7445 'ladies, please, one at a time' 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7446 Gin & tonic? I’ll need to see some ID first, especially Mr. Paper’s! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7447 You guys expecting the rabbi and the priest? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7448 He's full of it" "WHATever!" "CUT THE CRAP!!! " 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7449 lets not play the same game to decide who will pay the tip! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7450 Loser picks up the tab. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7451 You guys fight it out but someone's payin' the tab! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7452 Sorry, guys, but my accountant said I had to cut expenses this year. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7453 I will NOT pick who pays! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7454 How do we decide who orders first? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7455 I don’t how you work it out amongst yourselves, but someone’s got to pay this bill! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7456 No, it's not a choice. Fuck you all. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7457 I don't care how you decide, but I need to know who is paying the check before you get a drink. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7458 Who wants a Bloody Mary? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7459 Bartender : " Let me guess. Dynamite showed up again ?" 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7460 Well…shoot!” @vanishikamahes 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7461 Yuo wannit to go? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7462 Someone better pick up the damn tab! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7463 All three of yous guys are getting beat if you don't pay your bar tab. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7464 …And the bartender says, Oh no! Last game night, you three couldn’t agree on anything, and destroyed the place! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7465 Don't you get it we don't want you guys in our restaurant. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7466 It's the last beer, who's gonna take it? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7467 We serve only two-fisted drinkers. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7468 Seriously, do we need to Rochambeau for the bill every single time? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7469 I don’t care which one of you pays, but if I don’t see some cash quick, you three are outta here! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7470 You Gen Z people are so entitled! Breaking the line again! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7471 Why is it always a competition on who is going to buy? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7472 For the last time, Rock-Head! It’s “One, two, three…SHOOT!” 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7473 Need to see IDs. Scissors cut liquor license. I cover fine. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7474 Sorry. Game over. Nature got it all. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7475 Vodka, gin, or bourbon? It shouldn’t be that complicated… 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7476 On the count of three tell me who's ordering here... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7477 Come on guys, decide. . . . What do you wanna drink? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7478 Alright, where's Shoot? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7479 and I'm supposed to turn this into a joke? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7480 : Ill have none of that, First I want to know up front, which one of you are paying" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7481 What do you want? I'm not going to spend all night waiting for you to make a decision! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7482 I don't care which one of you pays. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7483 Look, guys….I’m tired of settling your disputes. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7484 We can't decide until you give me a hand. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7485 You always are "undecided". You have to quit coming into my bar without "shoot". 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7486 Unless you have an app for your game, I have no interest in introducing you to our customers. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7487 I'm tapping you out after the third round. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7488 Cut" the crap, I can't make you a "paper plane", but I can make you a Dewars on the "rocks" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7489 Christ… what an asshole!” @michaeltriozz 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7490 You guys keep saying the same old things, why can't you stump on it, roll it up, and cut it another way! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7491 I'm not splitting the bill three ways, you'll have to figure out which of you will cover the bill in whatever way feels most natural 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7492 Three shoots, erm, shots please! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7493 OK, guys, you know what to do to determine who's next. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7494 No, none of you can beat my meat. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7495 I swear to god if you lot can't settle your tab peaceably, you're banned. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7496 Best two out of three cold ones, coming right up. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7497 Y'all have got to figure out another way to decide who's paying! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7498 Quit playing games and close out your tabs! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7499 I don't care how you decide, but one of you has to settle the tab. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7500 Can you just cut me some slack?! 1.0392 0.03922 51 50 0 1
7501 Gentlemen, what will it be? Name your poison. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7502 I’ve GOT to stop drinking on the job. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7503 Now listen you three, I already told those other guys to find another spot; I can’t have this place turning into a joke, ya hear? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7504 I can't serve you without Lizard and Spock ! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7505 'Sorry guys, that was your last shot! ' 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7506 I don’t care who won. The only one of youse I want coming close to my butthole is the rock. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7507 All right someone is paying, else I am calling the cops. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7508 Make up your minds -- who's buying? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7509 I've never heard of a Rochambeau 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7510 Do you want your rochambeau on the rocks? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7511 For the last time, I will not make a drink "on the rock." 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7512 I know one of you guys is stoned. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7513 I am not playing you for a free breakfast , and that’s final 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
7514 Cutty on the rocks in a paper cup to go? You think this is Mardi Gras? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7515 Let me guess, one of you is ordering the same drink for all three of you daredevils. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7516 I don't care who won. If you don't have deep pockets, I ain't servin' youse! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7517 Forget it! I'm not playing your game again for the tab! 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
7518 Well, you guys work it out any way you like, but someone needs to settle up. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7519 How about if none of you order your drinks on the rocks, and you just split the tab? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7520 One of you is not Paying. So who is going to Pony Up? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7521 Just give me a shout when ya'll have decided on your drink! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7522 Who's next? Fight it out amongst yourself. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7523 I could sure use those scissors for a haircut. I work so much I must have rocks in my head. Though our new menu may look good on that paper 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7524 Cutty Sark I can get for you,but we don 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7525 I don't care you pays, as long as I get paid. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7526 Listen guys, I don’t care who won the last round. I just need to to order and sit down! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7527 Tell the general he needs to pay his tab or you minions are cut off. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7528 There's a cover charge and if scissors gets smashed, I'm cutting you all off. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7529 Rocky! You were here just last night, flying through my window! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7530 I’ll give you jokers a symbolic hand gesture! And (L-R), I assumed you bought the round when you said “On the Rocks.” Our straws are plastic (go woke, go broke), it can’t be your cousin. Gay night was Monday, so your scissoring line makes NO sense. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
7531 NO! You are BANNED from here. Because EVERY time you guys go to figure out who is going to pay, it makes the rest of us very uncomfortable. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7532 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until Lizard and Spock get here--but yo can sit at the bar. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7533 Sorry, but last time I served you guys was a disaster — broken windows, paper cuts and blood everywhere, unwanted Mohawks on patrons and their pets ... 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
7534 I’ll make it way for youse: three burgers, three cokes. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7535 One Manhattan on the rocks, one Paper Plane, and a Cutty Sark neat. You guys gonna shoot for it? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7536 So how do you guys want to decide who orders first?” 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7537 Sorry fellas, you want the BDSM bar down the street. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7538 Okay Two things I need to see I.D.s and if you want to play, go to the back 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7539 Davis Remnick, Anna Marks, Renee Kaplan: I can smell your cant--with some ? schnapps cause we're classy! 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7540 Yes, the vegetables are heavy as a rock, cut into pieces and wrapped in paper, no, we don’t take reclamations. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7541 You guys decide who's paying--I'm not getting into it! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
7542 Oh shoot…you three better not get handsy again! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
7543 For the last time, I didn’t ask your name. I asked, what are you drinking! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
7544 I hate your game. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7545 Listen, I don’t make the rules. But somehow parchment overpowers a piece of ore, so you’re all getting appletinis and you’ll like it. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
7546 OK, three scotch on the rocks, one tab, but no discounts. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
7547 Listen you guys. None of you is leaving here until someone picks up the tab. So who’s it gonna be? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
7548 'If you can't agree on who is paying, Thumb Wrestling comes to mind, but...' 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7549 You bums have cause me nothing but trouble in my life. Beat it. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7550 One shot of whiskey but first we need to know your pour count 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7551 Sorry, we only got one toilet. You all will just have to flip a coin to figure out who goes first. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7552 Before I serve you decide who Is going to pay 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7553 No, I won't play for drinks. This is New York~! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7554 I don’t care how you normally settle your bill…pay up or I’ll call the cops! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7555 Let me see your money before I choose! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7556 You guys need to decide who's paying BEFORE the booze flows 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7557 Gotta match? 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
7558 Read the sign, no guns! If you shoot you're out of here! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
7559 So rock smashes scissors; scissors cuts paper — that I get. Paper covers rock. What is that? Some kinda sexual thing? Is it one of these, you know, gay sex things? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
7560 Sorry guys, we've revised our DEI policy. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7561 Stop with the stupid games, already! Who's paying? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7562 We're waiting here for once, twice three shoot. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7563 Rock paper scissor to see who orders food first 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7564 Who's paying for the drinks? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7565 How about just one tab this time and you figure it out between yourselves? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7566 Y’all need to decide who goes first 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7567 No, the bar is off-limits for your tournament -- not with what you chuckleheads did last time. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7568 Look, I know the saying is ‘One, two, three, shoot’…. But that doesn’t mean you can come in here and drink the place dry. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7569 I’m ok opening a tab for you, but I want to know up front who’s paying. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7570 Look gents this ain’t no hoity-toity cocktail bar and I don’t know what a ‘Jack en Poy’ is. Just order a Jack ‘n Coke like everyone else. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7571 You just missed lizard, and Spock. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7572 How do you decide who pays for the drinks? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7573 Look! I don't care how you do it, just decide what the heck you want! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7574 You can cover the rock with paper, smash the scissors with a rock, or cut the paper into pieces. It doesn't matter to me, because your all getting Vanilla! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7575 I can do shots, but I’m not familiar with shoots. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7576 Cash only, fellas. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7577 Last call, guys. You’ve got to the count of three to order. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7578 That'll be whiskey, water, and undecided. Right? 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7579 Double shot of bourbon, I win 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7580 I don't care how you guys decide it, but somebody owes me eighteen bucks. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7581 Even though the public respects YOUR decisions, SCOTUS has a history here. You're not SCOTUS, so NO free drinks. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7582 Let me guess? On the rocks, on a tab, and you want me to cut out the bad jokes? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7583 Don't you guys start again; last night was carnage. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7584 You can go to your table only when the lizard and Spock are here as well” 🖖 #TheBigBangTheory @bigbangtheor 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
7585 Look, you're just gonna need to make up your mind and order! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
7586 Good morning AI. What can I get you today? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
7587 What size straw do you want with that? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
7588 so let me get this straight,no one asked for on the rocks? 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7589 Sorry to hear this, guys. Luckily I can still do my job, without worrying about AI algorithms. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7590 We can’t agree on who’s paying the tab. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7591 Who’s payin’? And I want a straight answer! 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7592 I don’t care who is buying the drinks, just figure out a way to decide. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7593 Enough with the games. Tell me what you want to drink! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
7594 I'm done playing games. Pay your tabs. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
7595 Ya’ We know… It’s a rather complicated Situationship, leaving nothing to the imagination. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7596 No funny business fellas. Your buddy Dynamite is no longer allowed in here. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7597 Make up your mind! Who's next? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
7598 Which one of you wants to loose first? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
7599 Rock, Paper, Scissors— don't shoot! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
7600 I really don't who pays your tab, but somebody's got to! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
7601 No funny business--who's paying?! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
7602 Just order your damn round, no arguments! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
7603 Today?! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
7604 NO! Last time you were here you got drunk and trashed the place. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
7605 Let’s cut this short! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
7606 If you serve one more drink on the rocks,my old friends - scissors and paper are going to cut you . 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
7607 I'm tired of your fights 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
7608 You think you can just take a cut? Like I’ll give it away hand over fist 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0